Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep447 - The Osbournes Podcast

Episode Date: September 24, 2023

America’s favorite reality show family has gotten older, dumber, and much more boring. I’m not sure what they think this is going to be other than tedious. Jack really thinks he’s a star but he�...��s not likable or charismatic and he's also not likable. Erik Nagel stood us up so Producer Chris and I got to watch Jack and Ozzy laugh about a pussy (cat) joke like children. After that, we find out Patty Broken Skull has a new YouTube channel and is showing his face again, we listen to new Karl song parodies, we learn that Opie is the only guy no longer working with Steven Singer, we discover Bobbi Althoff’s “the Really Good Podcast,” we present a new theory on Stuttering John, we break down the latest exchange between StutJo and Kevin Brennan, and we play a round of Who Said It. Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 I Can't get it My trumpets not working today Boatty seven actually I'm not gonna follow that cuz it was so good. Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy. You know what I miss being what are you talking about what a dick? I'm the one who should apologize. Cause... Cause a roo.
Starting point is 00:00:29 Cause a roo. Slapper Rooney. By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up. It's showtime. W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. Hello, Romanis and Kazuru's welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The show hosted by the greatest podcast or an all of Cape Coral.
Starting point is 00:01:06 That's me. I'm Carl with me today was supposed to be Eric Nagle, Iraq, but he is MIA. We don't know where Eric is. Hopefully he'll pop on shortly and we can get into this. Please go to who are these calm, get our email address, voice mail number, link to our subreddit, link to the discord server, link to our merchandise, and link to Patreon and supercasts featuring two
Starting point is 00:01:29 exclusive bonus episodes every single month. And of course, you can watch the show live or anytime thereafter. We leave those all up on YouTube for you. Also become a YouTube member by clicking the join button and that will also get you all the bonus material. Next week, I'm back with Dick Masterson doing a crossover show. So it's been a little while. That'll be fun. I can forward to that. We encourage our listeners to go ahead and give us a five star review wherever
Starting point is 00:01:55 you review podcasts and then shit all of us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called the Osborne podcast. This is a suggestion from Em and the discord. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. They show host of my Ozzy Sharon Jack and Kelly. You know them. The Osborne TV is the Osborne.
Starting point is 00:02:15 Everyone knows. Yeah. The Osborne's. The reality TV family that just couldn't get out of its own way. Good day. No. Just endless hilarity. And now they're back in podcasting form.
Starting point is 00:02:28 So that should be exciting. Now the thing about reality TV, I know, is that it's pretty well scripted. They kind of make things happen. There's a lot of producers and people who kind of make things happen to make it interesting and entertaining. I do remember back in the day,
Starting point is 00:02:44 loving the pilot of the Osborne. Of course. We all did. Yeah. Ozzie, we never seen Ozzie like that before. Like, whoa, what is going on? I at least see this guy at stage and in music videos. And yeah, and then it kind of like loses its mystique.
Starting point is 00:02:57 You're like, okay, all these people are just jackasses. I'm going to do this episode. I want you to do that thing that you've been doing every episode. On it. Okay. So I'm going to start off with some clips here. Now there's something that happened in the middle of the episode. This is episode two. We talked about episode one when we were in Detroit, the live show.
Starting point is 00:03:16 We got into it a little bit. This is episode two that came out. And so the families, I'll just sitting around. They're just chewing the shit as people like to say, just chewing it. And so Sharon decides to tell a fun story. I don't know where she got this from, but she can't wait to tell the rest of the crew about this fun fact that she's been sitting on here. Do you remember the paiky?
Starting point is 00:03:41 The paiky, what the bar? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. the paiky what the bar yeah yeah okay the guy was arrested his wife came home and he was masturbating on the cat while he was strangling it what the owner of the paiky in Hollywood yes is this factual masturbating the girl hold on I'm looking at up masturbating. I'm looking at up. He was struggling the cat. He just wanted a bit of pussy Okay, so Jack he went pussy like all odds pretty clever When I thought of that myself so it turns out you saw right there Jackson to start fact checking this
Starting point is 00:04:21 Turns out Sharon was completely wrong So he looks at this spoils all the fun. But then at a certain point one of the producers yells out like, no, no, it's true. I think they realize like, you know, it's a fucking fact check. Yeah, yeah, that's that little fun here. Let's leave yes, I did a little bit. Yeah, can't you see a fake outrage? Yeah. So let's go along with it. It's a fun story. A guy strangling and jerking off on a cat. He doesn't want to talk about that. So then you already heard Jack made the pussy joke, but it's even funny in the second time.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Oh gosh, it's just so great. It's revolting, isn't it? Well, like I said, sometimes, you know, it was just getting some pussy. How did we get this? Wait, wait, this is the real pussy. How did we get this? Wait, this sounds like real pussy. This guy. Okay, so now Ozzy's getting it on. He's just like, whoa, do you know what you just said
Starting point is 00:05:11 just there? Cause pussy, it means two different things. And he was ejaculating. So even Ozzy's like, as brain density as he's just like, oh, I got it. So Jack was nice enough to say it twice for his dad there. Well, this is nuts because they're all just cracking up. They can't control themselves over these pussy jokes that they're making. What could possibly get people off by strangling a cat? Do you know what it is? Some tight
Starting point is 00:05:42 place. It always lives. It always lives. It always lands. It always lands. I really hate things. Keep setting the stage for them to be complete fucking idiots. Well, I'm not, I'm changing the subject. What did I just miss? Why are they laughing? Oh, my God. Oh, you're done with this.
Starting point is 00:06:00 You're both ridiculous, immature, and children, and I hope that you both never see a pussy getting your life. Just I miss. I'm getting you a tragedy belt. Was it that funny? No, because then they said tight pussy. So that was that funny. No, it wasn't.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Okay. You sure? Because they seem to be having a lot of fun with that. No, it reminds me of my embarrassing family. So brutal. It's so bad. So then later on, they're talking about Richard Ramirez, the serial killer, and apparently Sean Penn
Starting point is 00:06:37 was locked up in the slammer and was right across from Richard Ramirez. And so Jack's telling the story of what Sean Penn said about how Richard Ramirez was just jerking off and staring into Sean Penn's eyes. And so Sean, that's when you look away to it. Right. Sean, I guess thought he was big timing him by locking eyes to them. But the reason why I bring all this up is because Ozzy is not done with these pussy jokes. Oh, yeah, now he's killing it. And he said he looked over and Ramirez was looking at him beating off.
Starting point is 00:07:13 Oh, and Sean Pengo's, I wasn't going to cower away from that motherfucker, so I just looked him straight in the eye and just kept looking at him. Anyway, Yeah. Oh, he still thinks that the cat thing is killing it. The rest of the family just like, okay, what's not gonna, not gonna humor you anymore, Dad. That's enough of that. Yeah. I'm all out of fake lives.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Yeah, we got it, buddy. We got it. You're good. No, you're a really good podcaster, Ozzy. Trust me, it's one of your many talents for sure, but maybe that jokes or what, it's course. Okay. In the middle of all of this,
Starting point is 00:07:46 listen to this hypothetical right here. I've really never heard such a thing. But okay, hypothetical. If someone says to you, here, eat this bowl of pasta with spun on it or let this guy strangle a cat, what are you gonna do? I'd eat your lying. Oh, I feel like scramble the fucking cat. I'm sorry. The cat's dead. It'd be fucking like the cat massacre before I fucking ate the bowl of pasta. What could possibly get people off by strangling a cat? Pretty staccressive. It's a pretty fun, let's play a fun hypothetical game. Would you rather eat jism or have animals murdered in front of you? Ha ha, I'm gonna go wrong with this crazy question, huh?
Starting point is 00:08:33 All right, who's jism? Ha ha ha ha, yeah. Do I know these cats? Do I know them by name? What a fucking ridiculous show this is. So my question was going into it. What is this show? Are you guys just gonna sit around
Starting point is 00:08:49 and have discussions about your back surgery and the fact that Kelly's out of rehab and she loves her kids and it's gonna be this the whole fucking time? No, in fact, they have topics. And this episode they bring up the topic. All right, should we dive into kind of what we what the fear of this?
Starting point is 00:09:08 Yeah, sure. All right, so I think we're gonna dive into cults and crime for this podcast. Cults and crime. Cults and crime. So it's literally every shitty true crime podcast. Someone did their research. Holy shit, I swear to God. I think I've covered this show
Starting point is 00:09:27 Yeah, god damn it would be if they did a partridge family kind of thing and they just started playing instruments They all suck Michigan canes just like it's a wits and All right, you heard them bring up the topic sweet, we're talking about cults, we're talking about crime. Awesome. Let's get into some shit that I didn't even know about. If you're going to do this, I want to know about some cults. I never heard of. I want to hear about some crazy shit. What could go wrong? That's going on. What about that religion where they have eight wives, Mormons? Yeah, Mormons. Oh, no, you're talking about
Starting point is 00:10:03 armies. That's an established. No, not the you were talking about Arme. I said that's an established thing. No, not the Arme. The women dress in like long-flowered dressings and they have long hair and salt lake. Yeah, yeah. But those are like the... Oh, you think about it, yeah. When you really little buddy down here,
Starting point is 00:10:20 organized religions are on the way to being called. Boom, I take. Wow. Boom, I take. Oh, wow. Boom, I take. You don't say, I say, where's Obi to weigh in? Oh, we shit. They're like, let's talk about cults. You guys ever heard of Mormonism?
Starting point is 00:10:36 Like, well, yeah. Yeah, sure. I have good one, Sharon, thanks. These were sharing that with us with the class. Do you think some producers said make sure you interrupt one another? Oh God, I have an example of that because they're talking about the coronation of King Charles.
Starting point is 00:10:55 It's happened back on May 6th, by the way. This is not a new thing. This episode just came out. But watch how excited Ozzy gets. He has to interrupt and just start yelling about this. Huh. Mom, you were just covering the coronation But watch how excited Azzy gets. He has to interrupt and just start yelling about this. Mom, you were just covering the coronation in England. I was. And it was. Do you know the coronation?
Starting point is 00:11:14 I thought I thought I thought there's way too much. It started. It didn't work for me. Why? Because I'm so you seven the queen. That's not very punk rock. Well, I mean, for me, I just missed the queen. She's great. Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:11:35 The Prince of Darkness is really soft these days. But I just like how you lit up, it's like, I'm so cold, I'm so cold. They get you in control, they're like, okay, whatever. He needs to be mopped. What a yell, I know he's being mopped up. I share it the whole time. They're like, okay, whatever. It's not, he needs to be mopped. What a yell. I know he's being mopped out by sharing the whole time.
Starting point is 00:11:48 You're leaking again, huh? Surprise, he's not cutting his meat for him. Probably. Probably. Everything's pure-aid at this point. Yeah, so Ozzy's getting old. This is Ozzy complaining about getting old. One of the fun things the old guys do,
Starting point is 00:12:00 it's why they're so much fun to hang around with. They love complaining off being old. But he, it's, it sounds so much fun to hang around with. They love complaining off you at all. But it sounds more, I'm at my saying, I didn't probably the worst one, but I haven't proved so much. I think, I just sense you, my my feet feel like I've got bricks tight in my walking. I took my walks upstairs today
Starting point is 00:12:22 and downstairs for the first time in a while. I'm not fateful of that guy diving boots on him in a walkin'. Aw, Gramps. I'm sorry to hear that, Gramps. That's too bad. What a fun conversation. This other show starts by the way. I said, complaining about how he's in pain and shit.
Starting point is 00:12:42 And then we get into some really fun banter Because when I think the Osports I think fun and they're gonna talk about death My life Well listen had everyone everyone's journey comes to an end at some point What a way to start boom, I think yeah, all right. We have a lot of fun over here, are we? Who's watching this show? There's nobody watching the show. It's unwatchable and there it's sad too because They're all celebrities so they all think that anything they do, people are gonna tune in for, say, well, here with the Osborne, it's a curse people are gonna watch this.
Starting point is 00:13:28 You're just sitting around being boring. No one's gonna watch this, the sucks. Yeah, it's like that demographic of, well, that's familiar, you know? Right, yep. Like anyone who would tune into OP. Right, yeah. So 25 people are gonna watch.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Right, yeah, I got it. I remember that. What's he do with these days? Well, I'll say this, I didn't say this last time in Detroit, but I actually like Sharon Osborne. I think she's an interesting person. She's a good interview. She's not stirring a bunch of times.
Starting point is 00:13:54 And she says it like it is. She's controversial. But she even said that first episode. She was just like, I'm just tired. I just don't want to deal with it anymore. She's just like done being in the spotlight, say controversial things. Like, okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:14:06 Well, I think these particular people sapped the energy out of her. God, anytime she's doing anything else, she's full of... She's true, you know? That's true, when she's fucking Ozzie's caretaker, and that's a deal with fucking Kelly moping around the whole fucking time, she's a mope.
Starting point is 00:14:21 All right, so they're gonna talk about how crime has gotten bad. They're in about how crime has gotten bad. They're in LA. Crime has gotten bad. In LA, it's gotten really, really fucking bad. And of course, Sharon has to make this about guns. And just, we'll get the reaction on Jack and Kelly's faces because Ozzy brought up the fucking gun stuff last week, too.
Starting point is 00:14:43 What are we gonna do about this gun violence? Like the fucking assbore's gonna solve this problem. So it's like, why? I don't know why they just insist on bringing this up. Crime, the crime in this town since the pandemic has gone fucking insane. Yeah. People don't give a fuck. It's the same everywhere. Not as bad as here because everyone has guns. Oh, it changed my mind recently. We got horrified. They're like, Jesus to mum recently. They go for a fight. They're like, Jesus Christ, we're three minutes into the show. We're talking about gun violence already.
Starting point is 00:15:11 I mean, granted, you shouldn't be talking about how rich you are, but also why talk about something that's not going to affect you. That's a good point. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that I'm going to say play. Some middle ground would help. Yeah. That's for sure.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Well, they're whole thing. And British people aren't. They don't understand gun culture at all. So they're just like, what the fuck? You just have guns? You just, you just have a gun? That's fucking nuts, you know? So they're, they're all put off by, they're really put off by the whole thing. What the bloody hell? The bloody hell? You own that gun and the government knows what they know. You told them. in the government notes. What they know? You told them.
Starting point is 00:15:44 It was pretty good. So they're very confused by this. So they're talking about how they're gonna move back to England. I guess that's the plan. You know, Ozzy's just gonna get 17 more surgeries on his neck and that right back off to... He is almost all neck at this point. I mean, I feel bad for him.
Starting point is 00:16:00 He seems to be in a lot of pain. He's got more neck than tookie. Could you imagine being Ozzy, you've been doing drugs your whole life. And now when you need them the most, yeah. Damn it. Wish I saved some drugs.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Yeah, right. If only I had a time machine, I'd go back and steal my drugs. Oh, another fun part of the show is just the bickering between this old married couple. Because that's what I want to see in entertainment. Just a couple old people squabbling. You don't see that in any other country.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Yeah. It's falling over your eyes. Shut up. I'm not talking to you. Oh my God. What did you mean? You didn't mean to make me. You always fixed me on me. Oh, I'm okay, man. Well, what did you mean?
Starting point is 00:16:45 She's been in it, me. You always fixed the meal. Oh, shh. She's so... I don't even know what to argue about. I can't make it out. It's just syllables. Well, maybe I washed this a little too closely,
Starting point is 00:16:55 but basically Ozzy is just like constantly sharing just like, Ozzy, you got something hanging out of your face. You do this, that's that. But she's constantly trying to help them through the world. And it's gonna get no advice. I got this, like, no, you don't, oh, you don't trust me. So you need hanging out of your face.
Starting point is 00:17:12 You need her to check and wing. So yeah, don't think. All right, so then they talk about how, this is the thing, too, the show. They go around the room and go, what's new? Jack's like, hey, what's new, Kelly? Hey, what's new? So Kelly is on a TV show. go, what's new? Jack's like, hey, what's new, Kelly? Hey, what's new? So, Kelly is on a TV show.
Starting point is 00:17:26 Pete Shazam is the show that she's on. It was a Jamie Fox show, but I guess they had to bring a Nick Cannon because Jamie Foxe had the medical issues when I'm in rooms. MIA, just like, Iraq is today for just tuning in and you know Eric Nagel, please bother him for me. Tell him that he's supposed to be on the show right now and I'm very angry. I'll get over it. Where was I going with that? Okay, so she's on the show because
Starting point is 00:17:56 Jimmy Fox couldn't be there. So they're bringing Nick Cannon and they're bringing Kelly Osborne. And so she's talking about that. And then Ozzy doesn't know who Jamie Foxes Which isn't a huge surprise to me But then they have to tell him like well, no, you've met Jamie Foxe. You know Jamie Foxx and so watch Ozzy pretend that he doesn't know Is that a merry-go-round it's an American show. Yes. It's Jamie Foxy show Is that a American or it? It's an American show. Yes. It's Jamie Foxy show Jamie Fox is an actor you know who Jamie Fox is you've seen him in like nine million movies. He played right You met him and he played right right very nice man. Yes, so what's the concept of the show? What does it you do? Oh? Great guy great lucky guess lucky guess
Starting point is 00:18:42 Yeah, it's a great guy. Great lucky guess. Lucky guess. We must be talking about a different Jamie Fox. He has not a nice guy. No, Ozzy. What the fuck? So that's always fun. All right.
Starting point is 00:18:52 On this one, we're going to need to bring in an Aussie translator because there is no way to make this out. Although the Aussie translator is able to pull it off. Very impressive. Well, that's what I'm saying. I don't think I could, I don't know if I could have a make enough money for that, especially having kids in LA.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Yeah. And I said, it's better place to re-akids in LA as well. Did that say there's better places for you to re-akids, I suppose? Yeah. That's what he said, okay, I'm just making sure. Wow! Wow!
Starting point is 00:19:24 How did she do that? I don't know. I gotta see a replay, let's go back to the tape, I'm just making sure wow wow. How did she do that? I? Don't know I gotta see a replay. Let's go back to the tape. Let's go back to the tape and see how did she pull this off? It's better place to re-occasion. I asked Come on That's just no way you can make that out That's impressive. It doesn't say there's better places for you to read your kids. I suppose. Yeah Okay, I'm just making's pretty sad, okay. I'm just making sure.
Starting point is 00:19:46 How'd she get that out of one book? Yeah. All right, she's done this before. Very good. Very impressive. All right, let's get to the ad reads. The good thing about these types of shows, they have no audience, they're brand new, and yet they have sponsors immediately.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Must be nice. Yeah. That's good stuff. Blue chew. So Jack, I think Jack's going to try to just kind of wing it with this ad read and I think he says something pretty stupid here. Open up. It's the sexy little packets. It's really cool, actually. So discrete, so sleek. Uh, you can take first off, they're not sexy packets. Okay, that's not that that's not the sexy part. Secondly, he's like, they're so discrete, they say blue chew and big water is on each package. They make a bunch of noise when you open. Yeah, what do you got there? Uh, aspirin.
Starting point is 00:20:40 I got a headache and I also want a fuck real bad. All right, I'm sorry, I'm backing up again. Open up, it's these sexy little packets. It's really cool actually. So discrete, so sleek. You can take them at any time in the day, day or night, whether you want to just, you know, if you want to have a pregame before you go out, or what? What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:21:03 Hold on, let's listen to that again. Let's analyze this one. You know, if you want to have a pregame before you go out, or if you're just in the mood right then and that, it works. The stuff is awesome. What's the difference? If you want to have a pregame before you go out, is he saying you should take a boner pill and jerk off before you go out? That's how I took it. That's how I take it too. I don't think that's how people use Bluetooth. I want to hope not. But then he follows it up with,
Starting point is 00:21:28 or if you just want to. Yeah. Like, what's the fucking difference? Yeah, he didn't know what he was talking about there. Oh, right. All right. Maybe Ray DeVito wrote that copy. I wish, I wish Tuky was here to do his Ray DeVito impression.
Starting point is 00:21:38 It was angry boner. All right. It would have been funny if Ozzy had to read something about how to read. Yeah. Like any language, not babble, but something like that. That's what they should do. They should force Ozzy to do these reads. Because then I'd be a sponsor of the show. I'm chipping somebody for that. Yeah, then it just becomes a super chat. Yeah, that's fun. Actually, oh, that is a good idea. Make Ozzy, they do it to Bob Levy. They make them read stuff.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Super chat's the comment, because he's not great at it. That'd be fun for Ozzy. Oh, yeah. All right, well, that's just a suggestion rather than doing your crimes and cults show. They start off, they're talking about sex cults. Satanic sex cults is where they're gonna start off
Starting point is 00:22:23 in this, what's the trick? This is what Jack wants to talk about, right? He asks Ozzy. No, I don't know if you're familiar with Ozzy's history. He was a bank of black Sabbath. He's done a number of things in the metal scene and you would think if someone were to be and they say, Tannic sex cult might be Ozzy, right? Which would make this a fun topic for the show to be like, we're going to talk about Satanic sex cult might be Aussie, right? Yeah. We should make this a fun topic for the show
Starting point is 00:22:47 to be like, we're gonna talk about Satanic sex cults. Aussie, you ever been in one? Fuck yeah, I have. It's fucking nuts. So let's see, let's go. Have you ever been invited to a Satanic sex cult? Never. Okay, so exactly my point.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Great. What a fun topic. Do you get invited to a cult? I mean, is there some sort of audition? exactly my point. Great. I want a fun topic. Do you get invited to a cult? I mean, is there some sort of audition? I think the, well, I think Ozzy might get invited. Yeah, okay. You might have someone who's got a pre-admiss.
Starting point is 00:23:13 But as they say in Dazing and Fuse, it'd be cooler if you did. You know, like this is not a good topic. So then, because of that, Jack's trying to say that, yeah, the media and Alex Jones is saying that there's all these satanic sex cult in that way. The obviously don't exist because if anyone were to know about him, it'd be Aussie.
Starting point is 00:23:32 And then as he's going through all of this, Aussie goes, well, actually, when we were in Black Sabbath, we were invited to many Black magic rituals. And it's like, totally shit on Jack's whole point because there are like satanic rituals and all this shit going on I thought that was kind of funny because the jack's like oh all right So I guess I just going on I thought I knew you and Kelly says something that I think is pretty pathetic I pointed this out when we did the show last time in Detroit Kelly is not aging well She looks like not a young Aziaz born,
Starting point is 00:24:05 but an old Aziaz born, yeah. She's only like 38, she looks terrible. And I thought this was kind of funny. I've never even been invited to a sex party. Let alone a satanic one. No shit, sir. No shit. No shit.
Starting point is 00:24:19 No shit, sir. As parents, should you feel bad for her? I know, I know, I'm just like, aww. You did it, man. I would have invited friends. Yeah, I could have invited you. We'll throw you one. I know you were a sax party.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Oh, that's funny. And then Jack is such an idiot. Like I said, the whole thing was he's trying to set up this thing that these cults don't actually exist and they're all made up. And then he remembers this and just proves how dumb he is. Like the next, next, see him go, oh, I actually, I got, oh my God, I'm just remembering this. I got fucking like co-wurst into a cult once. What do you mean into a cult?
Starting point is 00:24:58 Like they basically, so I'm not going to say who, because I'm very good friends with this couple. Oh no. No, no, you don't But they participated in this cult. It called world works So after all this and I couldn't play it too boring after all this conversation you're like, oh, that's right I know a guy in a column. They tried to get me into it. Holy shit. And then he goes through the whole fucking thing about this call I No, a guy in a call. They tried to get me into it. Holy shit. And then he goes through the whole fucking thing about this call. I don't know how to feel about that because if it was too boring to listen to it doesn't sound like it was a real cult.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Wow, and if he forgot the story and just occurred good point. Yeah, it's not great But you think he's when it came there with the topic. Yeah, and didn't know that he actually had a story. What do you mean? What do you mean? Yeah, right. And then here's another one for poor Kelly. You know why, by the end of this, I might start feeling bad for this fat pig. Sounds like it. I know, because this is really sad.
Starting point is 00:25:55 There was a certain side of me that was a little bit offended when Harvey Weinstein, I was the only female in the Harvey Weinstein production that didn't get harassed. Oh, no. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I thought I was part of the help. Jesus. Could you imagine? No, I can't. Do you imagine saying that? You know offensive what you just said is?
Starting point is 00:26:31 There's a part of me that's kind of upset that I wasn't molested by this guy who's in jail as a rapist. Yes. She said Skelly. I don't know. You should aim a little bit higher. It's a little spicy, but all inside feel bad for her Even a pervert who fucks everything. It's just like yeah
Starting point is 00:26:55 They try to make her feel better like well cuz you know sharing what I found out and you don't want to get a share It's like Harvey Weissiness like fuck about sharing not for it. I promise you that. He's afraid of the parents. Yeah, I don't think that's what it is So then we got to talk about the illuminati for talking about cults Although I don't think the illuminati's a I don't think that's what it is. So then we got to talk about the Illuminati for talking about cults. Although, I don't think the Illuminati is a cult. I think it's a club. Either way, they're going to ask Ozzy about the Illuminati. Who I'm sure is that a, but Ozzy's going to play dumb right here. Ozzy's going to be like, I, the Illuminati, what now? We can I ask a cult related question? Yeah. Would you consider the Illuminati occult if said Illuminati does exist? What's Illuminati co? How do I expect? So they say the Illuminati, there's been going on since the Crusades?
Starting point is 00:27:39 Essentially. Yeah. Oh sure, Ozzy, never heard of that. Okay. And then again, here's another example of talking about Dyslane Maxwell. And Dyslane is in prison, I believe, right now, for human trafficking because she was working very closely
Starting point is 00:27:55 with Jeffrey Epstein and helped him find underage girls that were then brought in front of very prominent members of the Eliminati in order to have sex with these underage girls. If you haven't heard about this, it's a crazy wacky story. I recommend you look at it. It's got a fun to bonus episode coming in. Yeah, it's got a fun stuff. This is fun because again, I think that Ozzy is trying to save his own ass with this comment. They never disclosed who she trafficked women to. And it's so fucked. and you're like, wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:28:25 So she's gonna prison for trafficking, but who did she traffic women to? But if she trafficked for Jeffrey Epstein. But meaning like, you know, when you traffic someone, you're bringing someone from some, you know, from point A to point B. If I'm trafficking for you all the time to you, you know, you. But they never disclosed who she was giving these girls to.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Yeah, but we did it It's not yeah, they know they were gonna get her anyway I love that I was like we don't look into this too far I mean guys we got we got our person we're good right yeah, we're gonna show who was ever since I was underage girls Let's not do that. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, nothing to see here. Yeah, he seemed animated for a second Yeah, almost concerned almost a little bit concerned about something that might happen. Huh. So that was my fun time with the Osborns.
Starting point is 00:29:10 I do have clips over here from Eric. And Eric sent me notes about why he pulled the clips. I've not read those notes. Want to just pop in a random one and see what Eric thought would be interesting to look at. Wait, don't you have Eric's diary? We could read from Jesus for fun. I see how it's do that.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Iraq. Iraq. Maybe if you yell. Wait, is it disturbance? Maybe I can manifest Eric Nagel. Maybe. All right, let's see what his first clip is. Let's see what Eric that was interesting here.
Starting point is 00:29:40 All right. Oh, mom's starting a podcast while she's chewing nuts. Sorry. My next clip is movie. Okay. My next question will be, who's nuts? No, I don't do a D's nuts to my mother. Why is she exempt? Okay, Lina, okay, I'll call my mother. Stop, stop, stop, we haven't started.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Alright, we're all here, all four of us. Um, Mama, you good? You got the nuts out of your mouth? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay, okay. Okay, who the nuts out of your mouth? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, who's the fucked up one now?
Starting point is 00:30:09 Like, stop being gonna judge me. So we're gonna be like two kids in a background again. Hey, listen, don't get me started on D's nuts with you. Oh, no. Oh, it's not gonna say, come on. Who told Jackie's interesting? Someone must have told him, Jack, you got to talk more. You are the star here You're gonna run the ship. You're gonna you are the guy. You're gonna make this happen. Oh my god
Starting point is 00:30:30 I gotta give you some notes about your performance today, Jack those D's nuts jokes. Whoa the kids love them Yes, this is gonna play real well to the 18 to 34 This is the double we need Jack. You're doing everything right, buddy Yeah, at first pretend you're not into it and then you come in. Yeah. He's nuts. Boom. Oh, all right.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Well, nuts and pussy fucking hilarious. I'll tell you what, since that clip was pretty good, I'm not going to play anymore. I'm going to go out on a bag with Eric Nagel's clips for the Osborne's. I did want to talk to Eric. This is going to be the theme of the show to take a lot of things to talk to Eric about about the very sad thing that happened in my hometown of Rochester this week. Terry Clifford has retired from 92 5 the B. And of course, Terry Clifford is the land well that open Anthony used to Jack topper quite often to the point where we used to have to tell open to cut it off and they didn't.
Starting point is 00:31:31 So, so all while we lost, we lost a legend over there at the country station WBEE. Do you know what their tagline is at that station? Go on. I don't know. I do. Just put you on the spot. Thanks. It's a country station.
Starting point is 00:31:49 I know. That's why I thought it'd be funny if you do. Oh, yeah, that would be. That'd be cool. All right. It's time for our Bridge of the week. Bridge of the week.
Starting point is 00:31:57 The cringe of the week is a show called Round 14 coming in from Ryan or a Balkan. My buddy Ryan sending this in. And so this is a podcast where all they do is talk about scene coming in from Ryan or a Balkan, my buddy Ryan sending this in. And so this is a podcast where all they do is talk about Sylvester Stallone. They seem to be obsessed. And what Ryan says, I had to tighten up this clip. I added out the long pauses of the other guy in the phone. So keep that in mind. Stuck Joe level tech vibes're here for Rosa. My about foringers, you know, I can't tell.
Starting point is 00:32:26 Probably me frozen solid. Hmm. Well, I'm not quite sure what happened here. Anyhow, I will continue with the art. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:32:39 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I can't tell. Probably me frozen solid. Hmm. Well, I'm not quite sure what happened here. Anyhow, I will continue with that thought. It was who knows? It could have taken a completely different different turn in the storyline. Crazy, but we will see. Antonio's gone. Was that you or me? I mean,
Starting point is 00:33:00 I'm still here looking at myself. That a pretty picture. I said, I'm still I'm still here looking at myself. That a pretty picture. I said, I'm still on the studio site. Oh yeah, sometimes you get unplugged your router and you know, waiting for a whole third of your site reboot. Okay, that's your router. Oh yeah. There we go. There you there. We go there you go Okay, okay see what happens. I'll have to just crop that out. Yeah, I'll figure it out somehow
Starting point is 00:33:33 We'll we'll make it happen. Okay, so let's start all right. That's right. I'll uh Just sit there and be quiet. Now you put your mind on all the stuff in the ready roll Okay, after I point give it two seconds. Got you. Okay. So After some technical difficulties, we are back Ryan does point out that this is still up on YouTube and all of its glory. This was Never out of the mouth as said, that it would be. One of these days our cringe of the week is going to be a scenario that looks like that, except one of the dudes actually dies.
Starting point is 00:34:14 Yeah. That'd be fun. Remember that one where the guy should have his pants? Yes. Forever couple weeks ago. That's always better than dying from a comedic standpoint. I want to, I'm better. Huh. Apple's an orange. I want to go on better. Huh.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Apple's an orange. I have some very good news for everybody. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I go from the go. Because that's absurd.
Starting point is 00:34:52 There is a brand new YouTube channel, a brand new show coming in from Patty Broken Skull, Patrick Michael, Patty Pukewater, Petty C-Cups. He is now showing his face on camera and doing a video show. Here it is. It's called BreadScar Wheat Club. I knew it was going to roll off the top. Well, this is the thing that he does. He always copies.
Starting point is 00:35:23 So it's, you know, Redbar, Redbar his Scars Club. So he's doing BreadScar Weed Club. It's so stupid. I'll never remember these fucking things. I'm pretty worked hard on that. I'm sure he did. I don't know why he decided to start a new channel. He's got his other channel.
Starting point is 00:35:39 It's got over 800 subscribers on it. He's still just the other day. I think last night, he was still streaming on that other channel and he's showing his face on that channel. So I don't know what's going on. I don't know what the point of this is, but you know, it's what he does. Is he likes to start up a new thing every now and again.
Starting point is 00:35:57 So you see there's a podcast here called Mark Norman Sticks. That's gonna get some views. Well, 33 so far, pretty good. Why do you start any fucking channel? Then we can find the idiots. Anyway, that's what he does. Why we love you. Yeah. Why we love you. All right. Let's let's check in on literal patty Watching this this podcast with Mark Norman out of talking about his shower routine here talking about his shower routine here. You know, you know, you're flunky about a D shower.
Starting point is 00:36:26 I go three times a three times or I shower every three days. That's my rule. That's not a lot. What? It's also yeah, that's not a lot. Who where did you who taught you hygiene? Was there any guidance whatsoever? Or did you simply see the homeless man that became the caddy for a happy Gilmore and think that you know washing off an
Starting point is 00:36:48 Upon is a proper hygiene. I don't know what's happening. All right, so this is great because what we're seeing here is a highly produced video For Patrick. Yes, of course. There's multiple shots of him It's it's going back and forth. He's watching it on a screen similar to how Mike David does It doesn't sound like utter garbage. Yep. It's similar to Redbar. Yeah, looks pretty good He's watching the video he's pausing it and then it's zooming in on him And he's getting his hot takes out about happy Gilmore. Do you see that music bed starts remember that move? Oh, yeah, he's producing everything so that's not looking good
Starting point is 00:37:23 The only thing is missing is like a hot take. Yeah, content. It's funny to say after Mark Narva says, I show her over three days, which Patrick Michael's taking very seriously. But that's the only thing I can think. Also, what a great movie. Pretty good reference too.
Starting point is 00:37:39 That was Alan Colbert, if you guys have ever seen our grandma's boy, that was the star of grandma's boy. He played the caddy that took the bath in the pot and washed his underwear and that fucking weird machine thing You know what I'm saying more mark my mind Well if you google so wait what just happened to us now he just got lost in like movies and he almost referenced it. Broke his arm flexing over his phone comments. He's like stream sniping himself. And by the way, there's why when I just said it's great
Starting point is 00:38:10 is because I'm fucking great. That's amazing. So I'm just gonna pop over some more hot takes about showers from our boy. Dude, you don't have to bathe in the same place. You washed your horse. Take a shower. You're around other people so often You're shaking hands you're walking and then putting your feet in your legs and your body all over things and your clothes I mean the worst part is the guy has to be filth and then get in his bed as
Starting point is 00:38:40 Filth get up shower go do all this other stuff not shower again get back in more filth, get up, shower, go do all this other stuff, not shower again, get back in more filth. And it's just accumulating. It's absurd. Dude, I don't even. What? Yeah. What's the part I get?
Starting point is 00:38:55 What? How do you miss this? How do you miss hygiene as a thing? I mean, couldn't as accountant or somebody look look at his at his spending habits and find out Well, he's not fucking bought soap and two and a half years. That could be a problem. I mean, that's usually how it goes. I would not have gone to the accountant on that one. So I'll give him credit for that. That's different. The guy reeks. I can talk to his accountant. Yeah. Why isn't your accountant saying anything about this? You got bit stains, ring around the collar.
Starting point is 00:39:25 It's embarrassing. You know what's interesting about this? Down here in the corner, it actually says, Patty Brokenskall, he's got a little watermark on there underneath the bread scar we come. And is he actually, let me kill the volume and just watch this. Yeah, so like right over here. And I think this is the first time I've ever seen him do some cross
Starting point is 00:39:50 marketing. It's almost like he wants people to find this and know who he is finally. Which coincides with him appearing. So I guess. I know he's actually on camera now. doing his thing and looking good by the way Oh, I'm a hunk. I was gonna say he ditched the cactus, but there it is a rate at the edge. No, I think that's a waiting bolt Oh, I think you got rid of the cactus because I have the cactus That's what I was thinking. It's trying to make me look irrelevant, but I'm listen I don't have it in the budget to be buying all these fucking the outsides. Yeah, I'm not gonna chase that Oh, so we're not getting another lightning bolt.
Starting point is 00:40:25 I'm gonna get the lightning bolt. Put it on the west. Put it on this grocery list for me. God damn it. It's always getting me to do shit I don't wanna do. All right guys, we have the Carl Song parody contest that we started up recently. We got a couple more submissions for that.
Starting point is 00:40:45 I wanna start off with, Carl was a podcast, your Dave Saras, I just wanna, of course everyone knows I love Primus, and this is a Primus parody now. I was gonna say, I don't mind, because I love the music. Left it a little bit too much music out here. So bear with us, bear with us,
Starting point is 00:41:04 but Jerry was a race car driver for you to, familiar as a great song. So we can all enjoy the the stylings of less Larry and Tim Herb Alexander. I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man We got Dan Man, seems to have this checkered pass When his wife said he could it last Carol was a boxcaster, and her replay number one Stuck his hand up to these ass, and he caught a plug I'm so sorry for the fog He's better and Johnson Dunman. He's worked on stuff for 16 years. He'll be a wealthy man when he gets that fake. For all the things, how a robot can.
Starting point is 00:42:16 He's better and Johnson Dunman. Dunmers need man to lie. Making content that helps power tie on the age of 45. Alright. It's true. Make a content that helps cover the entire age of 45. Ha ha ha ha ha. Alright. It's true. Very good. Always fun stuff. And then another submission game,
Starting point is 00:42:34 and this one from our buddy, Manny Muskets. And of course, if you don't know who Manny is, Manny's the guy who wrote the brilliant song for our review girl Hannah So that's a fun song and Actually the other thing that we know Manny from one of the things is his standup at the live show in Philly The Dicks show crossover show which is on our YouTube page
Starting point is 00:43:11 I put that up not too long ago when Dicks YouTube got taken down you can watch that entire show starting with Manie's brilliant standup set and Manny coming in with Bet Stiffer and many coming in with Betstiffer. ["Betstiffer"] The minute you hobbled in the joint, I could tell you were a man with a weird chin, a real Betstiffer.
Starting point is 00:43:40 Smile talking all of the time. Wouldn't you like to know what shit she'll cone on just signs So let me get right to the point I don't like to listen to hip-hop music Hey, best of her, best of her Won't you drive together? Calvin I can't figure made it out man that That fucking guy is all over the place.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Very fun stuff. Good job, buddy. Thank you for that. All right, I have some other things prepared for today. Thank God. Something I really wanted to talk to you rock about. It's gonna be a theme continuing. I thought maybe it's three o'clocky, poke, and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:44:41 oh, I thought it was three, but not the case. So to my sister-in- law, we thought maybe he died. It's possible. I don't know. Any other reason why he would stiff us like this. Eric and I go, so we miss you too. You've gone too soon. We are.
Starting point is 00:44:57 I'm doing the ULG now this a case. You were an inspiration to me and many others. Producer Chris was just Chris before he learned about you. And now he's just Chris again. I know. It's got the moment. Thanks, Eric. All right.
Starting point is 00:45:13 Eric's fine, I'm sure. Sure he's wonderful. But what I want to talk about is this show. I keep getting it recommended to me by all these different people. It's called The Really Good Podcast. And this woman, Bobby Altoffoff is the host of this show. And I guess Bobby Altoff was a TikToker. This kind of went viral out for some reason.
Starting point is 00:45:35 Her first TikTok is her dancing around with a banana. So let's see how this all started. Someone's rise to fail So that's dancing that's what most TikTok videos are I don't know why that was any different than anything else And I didn't think I could dance, but woof. So anyway, this woman, she's 26 years old. She has two daughters. And while she was pregnant, she was putting in all these tic-tocks, showing her pregnant belly,
Starting point is 00:46:14 her other daughter, her husband. She's kind of like a mom influencer. What do they call that? Mom influencer? Probably. Sure. I don't know. So she got popular with that.
Starting point is 00:46:25 Well, then this year, she started doing a podcast and she has some pretty big get-s on there. And so people suddenly, these clips, or they suddenly links, they go, I don't understand what she's doing. I don't understand this podcast at all. You've got to review this. This is so terrible. Now the first one I watched was with this comedian named Funny Marco.
Starting point is 00:46:44 I watched this clip. comedian named funny Marko. I watched this clip, it has 4.1 million views this video. This is a very popular video on YouTube. I watched this clip and I went, well, do you guys not get it? This is pretty good. If you're into very dry humor, that's what this is. This is a stick.
Starting point is 00:47:03 But it's well done by both parties. I think this is a pretty good example of that right here. Oh, would you say that you're easy? Mm-hmm. Oh, like easy to get along with. I mean, however you want to take it, you say yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty easy. That's good.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Me too. I feel like I need to start having standards for myself. You don't have standards? I dated a girl in a wheelchair. Yeah. No, no, but I'm telling you, she walked out my life still. Sorry to hear that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:44 Why did she roll out of your life? I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah. Why did she roll out of your life? Oh, she actually walked out of my life. How? And so I'm talking to her girl. Through the day she just blocked me. Got the words. She blocked you.
Starting point is 00:47:58 So I don't know the whole time if she was pretending because I got her camera hurt just packing her stuff up and putting it in the car. And I was blocked. And I'm like, oh no, she's walking. Are you making the story up right now? No, this really happened. How many fights of stairs does it take to get up to your apartment?
Starting point is 00:48:14 Why I gotta have an apartment? Ha ha. Who's gonna break first? Can you open this for me? Ha ha. Well, I ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You know what a CPN is? That's kind of the vibe of this whole show. And I find it fun in spurts. And then when you actually watch an entire episode, okay, at this vlog, yeah, it kind of gets a little bit annoying. But, anyone who knows me knows that I love Shaquille O'Neil.
Starting point is 00:48:58 I think Shaq is hilarious. And Shaq was a guest on her show recently. So I thought I'd point some clips from that. This is the introduction of Shaqil O'Neil. Hey guys, welcome to the really good podcast with your host, Bobby Altoff. Here with Can you introduce yourself, please? My name is Dr. Shaqil O'Neil. Dr. Where did you go to school?
Starting point is 00:49:19 I went to Barry University of the PhD in education. Do you really? Yes, ma'am. I've been just not on a very... Like Do you really? Yes, ma'am, and it's not honorary. Like you actually went. Yes, ma'am. Well, congratulations on your career as a doctor. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:49:32 What type of medicine do you practice? No, not that type of doctor. Shex pervert for this, because Shex also has a similar sense of humor. Sure. We're held, sticking up, and just say nonsense, and horse shit. So I thought this started out kind of fun. And
Starting point is 00:49:45 here's a little back and forth where you know, she's obviously getting confused on purpose and check us to explain what's going on. Do you see patients regularly? All the time. And they talk to you about their problems. They don't talk. They just listen. You just talk to them. Yes. About your problems. Yes. I'm going to pay you for that. Well, I don't pay me, but why do you do that charity? Because I'm the love doctor. Okay. And they don't pay me because if they pay me that would be illegal. So I guess it's free. because they pay me that would be illegal. So I guess it's free.
Starting point is 00:50:26 Great. She's holding onto the microphone, which is very awkward. She does that a lot of these shows. She makes the guests hold onto their microphone. It's silly. It's fun. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:36 I like her demeanor and body language. She's pulling it off. It's not easy to do this for an hour straight. You know what I mean without breaking? It's right, yeah. So this is her asking about Shaq has any kids. And of course she's like a mom influence. She's into having kids. Is your family going to come with you? No, just me. Do you have kids? You don't have kids? They say I have a lot of kids, but more of a povage has been canceled, so we'll never know. I'm sorry to hear that. It's kind of a fun answer. I liked it. So now,
Starting point is 00:51:09 Shack is going to start hitting on Bobby. Sure. And why not? Right? It's probably his type. I would imagine. He blocked out the whole afternoon. Right. I'd be like you. Very petite and beautiful. Oh my god. Thank you for calling me beautiful. It's gonna be like you very petite and beautiful. Oh my God, thank you for calling me beautiful. You're not your beautiful? I just didn't think you'd call me that. I'm gorgeous. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:51:36 I actually thought you were like 21, you're 26, yeah. Oh yeah, I'm not 21. Those days are behind me. Yeah. I'm a mother. I've got children, I'm old. Not old. Shacks like no, no, no, no, you don't understand.
Starting point is 00:51:51 26 is fine, I can work with us. I work with this, no problem. So I have one more clip from this interview with Shaq. Cause this is just the awkward silence. This is the kind of stuff that when people go, well, this is stupid. I'm like, well, this is actually kind of hard to pull off. What they're doing here.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Yeah, we've seen much stupider for sure. Correct. We've seen people try to do stick and it's too sticky. And so you're just like, okay. And then there's this, which is more subtle and interesting. And you know, it's the awkward thing, but sometimes you can make this work. But I'm trying to roll.
Starting point is 00:52:20 Okay, thank you. I appreciate you doing that. Yes. Do you play sports? No. So it's kind of fun. After all that time, because I'm out the question, play sports. Now, you might be saying, Carol, why are we talking about this? I want to flex the point. It seems like you like the show a little bit, because I am fascinated by the fact
Starting point is 00:52:52 that these videos are getting millions and millions of views. And the guest she's getting, here's her with Mark Cuban on a show recently. Do you think that I have to go to New York next week? Can I use your plane? Okay, I just thought I'd shoot my shot I heard that yeah, you could have said yes He still can you can you can say yes? I won't
Starting point is 00:53:13 Why smiling when you say that because it's better than frowning I won't Okay, that's true. Now I feel like you're being mean But maybe maybe you could let me Why that's a hassle I feel like you're being mean. For me, maybe you could let me. Uh. Why? That's a hassle. For expensive too. For friends. We sure at the same birthday.
Starting point is 00:53:29 I know, we're getting close. Yeah, so let's, let's, let's just. Someday. Let me take your plan with me to New York. Someday. Do you want to see me on the two airlines? That'd be kind of cool. Well, then you come with me.
Starting point is 00:53:42 Maybe. I wouldn't have a problem with that at all. So I don't know if they tell people what the deal is, how the time they must, right? They must prep them for it. Like, here's the deal. It's going to be silly. It's stupid. He's going to play a log.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Yes. With the nicer than between two ferns. Correct. Yes, it's not like that. But everyone seems to be in on the gag for the most part. And I guess what really made her famous is Drake. She had an interview with Drake, and they're like laying in his bed under the covers.
Starting point is 00:54:12 So, here's just a quick clip from that, and then we'll move on, but I thought this was kind of interesting because I'm like, well, Drake's talking about a play-along with this, right? I mean, someone's gonna be like, what the fuck are you talking about? You know, you would think, but no. Your name is Aubrey.
Starting point is 00:54:28 Yeah. So don't. But like, there's nothing, okay. But my mom named me Aubrey, a guy's name. That's Aubrey's one of the guys name. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Have you ever met a male Aubrey? Yeah, you're looking at him. So, yeah, I met myself You don't even go by that because it's such a bad name. Oh, that's not true. It's just like why do you go by Drake? Because it's shorter You know to people with two syllables are way less successful than people with one sorry Larry I Bob Crazy It's fun I go by Bob. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:55:05 It's fun. It's perfectly fine. It's perfectly fine. It's short little skits like this. I find it enjoyable watching it at the time of 45 minutes of those. Not so much. Because you're just like, okay, we're just wasting everyone's time. No, okay, I get it.
Starting point is 00:55:19 But there's some fun moments. So there you go. We've reviewed the really good podcast officially. Put it down in the book. And I was waiting for E-Rock for this, but I will wait no longer. Oh, the man, put the man. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Someone put this video together, and no one has seen this yet. This is a debut. S-tunk fart.
Starting point is 00:55:56 I can't hear it open. Relax. Relax over there, Alp. I wouldn't be trying to do you try to stall for timers, I'd be like, Oh! All right, all right, I hope it's exciting. I'm just excited. This is a hilarious video.
Starting point is 00:56:09 Steven Singer, longtime sponsor of the Howard Stern Show and the Open Anthony Show. If you were ever listening to either of those shows, you've heard Adreads for Steven Singer and I hate StevenSinger.com, millions of times, I've even been to Philadelphia and was at the corner of eighth and walnut. Ah, there's Steven Singer in place. Millions of times, I've even been to Philadelphia and was at the corner of eighth and a wall and I, ah, there's Steven Singer in place.
Starting point is 00:56:28 There it is, look at that. It's he's famous in these billboards everywhere. Yeah, Steven Singer is very famous if you're a fan of morning radio. Sponsors a lot of it. The thing he doesn't sponsor is what Opie's been up to lately. And Opie's taking notice of it. And he is not happy about it. He's got a theory.
Starting point is 00:56:49 You didn't get your diamond from Steven Singer Jewelers on the other corner of eighth and walnut. Now I didn't. That was before I knew Steven Singer. Steven Singer was really good to me. I'll be honest with you. And I sent everyone there for their engagement rings. I gave him a lot of business and then of course when I got lego by series exam and lost the big seat, Steven Singer went a buy buy. He didn't need me anymore. He showed his true colors. Just one of many people that showed their true colors when I wasn't in the big seat anymore. For this Mother's Day, what you can do is go to iHateStevenSinger.com and get a brand new Neon Green 24 Caracol De Proz. Still worth a little break in your day.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Give the guy a lot of business. You would think he would have been like, you know, for all the business you gave me, and I made a lot of money off you off my dumb stupid roses that I know are dumb and cheap looking. But man, did your fans buy a shitload of them? I'm gonna give you a few bucks for your podcast. Steven Singer only has one price, there's never a sale, there's never a discount, and Steven says you're never gonna have to negotiate, or worry if the guy next to you got a better price. We couldn't even get the guy on the phone in the early days,
Starting point is 00:58:03 so for real F Steven Singer, it's a perfect slogan for that guy. I still have not gotten her a mother's ticket. All right, so you got to listen up here Jordan. You got to go over to our power Steven Sanger because he's got his brand new Rose for Mother's Day. What's all the mint and but no, I don't really mean F Steven Sanger. It's just why no, F Steven Sanger for real. Steven Sier, it's just why I slut. No, app Steven Sier for real. Steven Sier, what are you writing songs or something? What are you fucking knob?
Starting point is 00:58:30 What are you a singer, so on machine or something? He announces brand new 20 fuck, gold dip draws for 2023. And it's Perry Winkle. What's Perry Winkle? So fucking brilliant shade of violet and blue and what not and colors in that nature. We're not doing the play our words at Steven Singer. No, for real Steven Singer, F you. She passes out and then when she resuscitates, like, oh my god, what happened?
Starting point is 00:58:55 Steven Singer, that's what happened. The color pops. It's fantastic. Sounds like a cop to be a thing. Like Steven Singer's out there knocking out girls and shit. Hey, I hope Steven Singer isn't a bad guy because he doesn't want to advertise on your live stream. It's just business. You're just a dope out though. You show how dumb you are on a very regular basis. Like loyalty means everything to me, everything.
Starting point is 00:59:19 And I thought we had something going on that was sure we helped each other business wise, but I also, I wasn't getting any money to send my friends and family members, by the way. Do you people in my, you know, my, in, let's just say, associated with my wife's family went there as well. Doesn't owe you anything. I didn't get a dime for that. Oh, I'll be. Not a dime.
Starting point is 00:59:44 I was just doing it because I thought we had some kind of a relationship that went a little beyond business in general. Oh, okay. Oh, it didn't be wrong. All right. No, that's life. No, I don't forget. Well, it means a lot to me. I want to fucking ask all that's amazing. Missy B wrote in the chat here. Stephen hated the way OP did their read. Yeah, that was a common thing in the OP dance show where the average has to be said, can we have Anthony please do our read for us?
Starting point is 01:00:15 Cause OP can't read. He's not interesting. And so it's so funny that OP says, this is a work of me because I don't have the big chair anymore. Meanwhile, he's doing sponsorships for every show that came out of the OP at the day show. We have relationships with all those people, just out OP and again, OP being the retard that he is,
Starting point is 01:00:32 just sees this as everyone's against me. Nothing I did. Well, he was right about something. Singer did show his true colors. He just, yeah, it doesn't like you. It's stuck with all the winners. It doesn't want to deal with you. And all, which makes a lot of sense.
Starting point is 01:00:45 All right, I think everybody knows. The devil versus off the hook. So insane. Every day, there are multiple shows that are talking about this, dealing with this, centering Johns on this show, and then Joey sees on that show,
Starting point is 01:01:03 and then Tukies's popping up over here, and Carter's talking about the 90s. I can't keep up with it. Absolutely. But I'm trying. Yeah, I know. But I try. I'm trying to pitch in,
Starting point is 01:01:13 and it's like exhausting fucking stucho. Wow, wait a second, I have to fucking segment, and put this in the press. It's exhausting. No, it's fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of, yes.
Starting point is 01:01:24 It's an exhausting search of stuff. Yeah, it's fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of yes It's an exhausting search. Yeah, it's okay good Very good. I have a theory. I have a theory instead of John I can't wait to present it to you guys. Let's get right into it Gaggy, yeah. John has gotten so stupid that I think maybe hear me out. Okay. He is maybe doing this on purpose. And I think maybe what he's doing. If I were John this is what I would do and maybe that's why I'm thinking this is He's now going to become the dumbest guy ever and as these shows I'll pull these clips and goof on him for being dumb
Starting point is 01:02:14 He's eventually gonna go. I got you guys. I was playing a long game troll the whole time you guys all fell for it suckers I'm not really you really think of that stupid. I'm not that stupid. And so it's gonna turn into this thing. We're, we gotta be like, oh boy, is our face rad. John was playing us all on. Now, he might say that, it's not the case. But I think he is starting to act like he's dumber than he really is.
Starting point is 01:02:38 And I have some examples of that, because there's really, there's no way he's this stupid. I say and then, you know, I'll see what people think about it. But I was watching this last night. Right before we went out to get some dinner, I happened to be popping onto YouTube and I saw John was streaming. I went, what the fuck did he just say? I got a, I got a screen capture of this. This is, this is insane. This guy's an asshole. Let's be serious. I'm done.
Starting point is 01:03:05 I want to be honest. I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest.
Starting point is 01:03:13 I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest.
Starting point is 01:03:21 I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest. I just want to be honest. fucking Canadian. Take more than that because he's a circle jerk with dabba story. Hey jerk, it's your turn off. Yeah. At least 100 Canadian. You fucking with two stupid to let me know that that he's super chat you're doing is what your own words is word pennies. You see, Danny, the thing about me, I read something once. And it goes right into here. I am a fucking human computer. And
Starting point is 01:03:47 I know you said these are only pennies in Canadian. I guarantee that's what you wrote. Aren't you freaked out a bit? Did I can remember shit that well? Well, I can! All right, what he actually wrote was, I pay him in Canadian money. It's practically worthless anyways. It was a joke. You never mentioned pennies. No. And also, there's no way John's that's stupid to say, oh you even said $15, it's just worth pennies. It's 75 cents to the dollar, it's worth $3.70.
Starting point is 01:04:15 It's more than most people pay you. Most people give him two bucks. And there's the same thing when he's complaining about Euros and I explain it, I go, you John, Euros are actually worth more than the dollar. How am I supposed to know that? I don't know, how do I know that? I don't know how do I know that I don't know Jesus computer. Yeah, I know you're fucking human computer. You remember everything This is what I mean when he starts going into that stick and talking about smarty is some I'm just like we can't be that dumb
Starting point is 01:04:36 Right I'm afraid I'm gonna have to say he is I think everyone's gonna agree with you on that But hear me out. I'm just throwing it out there right now because this is an insane thing to say that he wouldn't just look up the exchange rate and just say, oh, you gotta give me a hundred of these things because I know they're not worth anything. And then brag about smarts you are right after that. We've seen him try to look things up and hear him go boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
Starting point is 01:05:02 he's not subtle, he's not smart, he's not yeah is that subtle he's that smart that's not likable i mean all right all right that's not a dog bar now stinks yeah so this is another example john being dumb he's freaking out on someone who's just trying to be nice to him and actually give him good advice yeah he hates good advice man this guy fucking can't stand that first of all hot body. If you just take the highway and actually say something with yourself, don't forget anyone trolled. Do you get how many actual fans you have instead?
Starting point is 01:05:34 Oh fuck off. I want to Zoe's trying to tell me what to do. Yeah cuz you're doing it wrong. The people who are trying to give you earnest advice are being so kind to you, you don't even deserve it. And then you tell them to fuck off immediately. And they're giving you money while they're giving you advice. Here's five bucks, hey man, watch, take some things and stride
Starting point is 01:05:55 and be playful a little bit from time to time. People might like you, but go fuck yourself. Okay. Alright, so he doesn't know what irony means. No, he doesn't know what hypocrite no He doesn't know what hypocrit means it means everything's getting there hypocrit means everything I'm the success here not you If you ever noticed that I'm the guy I'm the one they're all talking about This would be like the kid who's getting spitballs shot into his hair all class long
Starting point is 01:06:21 Just like everyone's paid attention to me over here. It's amazing I must be the fucking most popular kid at school. else is this when he spit balls in their hair no one Stone the joke before but as soon as I get out of this headlock I'm gonna kick you Yeah, right. Oh, yeah, how many kick me sides do you have on your back? Right? Obviously I'm popular got you beat again Who gives a fuck what you think? I don't! The guy give a crap! Looks like it. Sounds like it.
Starting point is 01:06:50 Hey, suddenly I'm gonna take advice from you. Fuck it, hell. Dumb fuck! Shulis Captain. Please. Is he... Is he really this stupid? I- I think so, but he does recover quickly in order to read the next two videos.
Starting point is 01:07:10 That's true. So there's some acting going on. I'll give you that. Yeah, there's something going on. OK, this past Wednesday night, he showed up on Lil Mir's show. So Lil Mir does a show with Dr. Chow. And I know of those two because they like to donate to Miss Rose Company, their big fans of MLC. Dr. Chow also goes by
Starting point is 01:07:32 mega G if you're watching the video on here. And they have Joey C on the show and I particularly the profits is on this show. I got I've talked to you. I think I'm doing his football show next week of the week after. so they got all these guys on here and they paid John I think $500 if I'm not mistaken. I didn't watch the whole thing so I don't know everything's going on But they paid John to be on the show and so I just have a couple of choice moments from John being on a little Peaky show like pull the fuck up He's probably got more money than I do. I thought you were rich. Well, you're a genius, right? Both. Both. Yeah, yeah, hell yeah. I mean, dude, you're disabled, but you're on with me and me.
Starting point is 01:08:18 You usually host this show and you're on with two disabled dudes. We're both retards, bro. So he was probably just about to scold them for using the artwork. And you're on my two disabled dudes. We're both retards, bro. So oh he was probably just about to scold them for using the air word probably yeah, so woke John I do like it like right on the bat John's going Casey Archon So I shouldn't be taking money from you guys, but you guys got it right? I wouldn't I take money from you guys because it's embarrassing John, but whatever and so Then they go on to talk about his disability. Cause I like the John's leading into this, he's disabled thing now, because he has a stutter.
Starting point is 01:08:49 There's no way that's one thing he's taking in stride. Yeah, that's right, his disability. Okay, so now they're talking about, I just have a few clips of this. I mean, it went on for hours. They actually, at one point, they had to give John an extra hundred bucks for him to stay on the show.
Starting point is 01:09:04 And then what will happen is over time I don't know if he feels bad or he's just getting drunk and having fun John just hangs out longer They're like I went and we know you got to go and then 40 more minutes goes by They're giving it out there, but okay, so they're talking about how DG John's former co-hosts and friend who they had a falling, then they made up and then they had another falling out. He went on Vince the lawyers show and Boyd is that pissed John off because Vince the lawyer is one of these guys that John now hates and
Starting point is 01:09:36 Put that on the long list of people that John now hates. So they're talking about that here So he goes on in and then I text him and go, I go, Dave, what are you doing? Why are you on Vincishoke? Well, he was fucking calling me a pussy. So I, you know, that I wouldn't do a show. So I had to do it. I'm like, so he calls you a pussy.
Starting point is 01:09:59 This is like child psychology one on one. Oh, he's a pussy. He won't do it. Da, well, they try to code you and they're baiting you. How does John not know? He just did this the guy who was a legend. He didn't actually call the Rochester PD, but His reason for that was they said something about my kids. Right. But, crazy than that, Chris, is the fact that John was not going to do the show on my channel. Right.
Starting point is 01:10:30 Because Kevin Brennan told him not to. So he got in his car, started driving to the pub. I texted John, don't be a pussy. And that's why he came back and went on the show and said, I'm not a pussy. And now he's talking about how he's just falling for that. Who's falling for that? They're trying to go to you, dude. Every time you react, it's someone goading you.
Starting point is 01:10:49 Well, right. And that's what, yeah. John, really, it's funny when he says these things, he's like, okay, so you understand the concept. Yeah, you understand the concept, you understand how life works, but then you don't realize it, this is all happening to you. All the time, he never picks up on that. I just thought that was so funny
Starting point is 01:11:07 Calling him. He's like, how could you fall for that someone calling you a pussy? Literally what we did that show together So now John's getting drunk and He's been saying lately the him and Casey Armstrong are best of buddies. No Which is weird because he hated Casey and then they did the shows together and now he likes KC and I so I don't even know what maybe they don't like each other right now. It depends on what day it is. I don't know. I can't keep up. As he's getting drunk, he gets ready to turn on KC. Like they're able to just talk him into it. He's so stupid.
Starting point is 01:11:36 So John, I'm gonna get before we lose you, John, because we got about 20 minutes, you know, we said, dude, I know motherfucker. I know. I would be gonna be the one and another hundred dollars in your pocket. Oh, no, it's too much. Yeah, it's too much. It's too much. It's too much. Because you feel bad for about Casey. We approached you with it. I don't give a fuck about Casey. Yes you do. Don't. That's your friend. You do give him. No, no. You said he just said what about me? What? You were saying Casey said he should watch out for me. I should. Yes. Why? Because you would take advantage of people. Oh, interesting. I'm going to have to bring that
Starting point is 01:12:19 up to Casey. Don't do that. So does that mean that you're not being honest? Do you hear what's going on right now? Let me try to make sense of this. It's some young punk messing with a homeless guy outside of a bar. Let me make some kind of sense of this. We'll mirror and KC are communicating behind the scenes. And KC said something about like, Hey, I think John's taking advantage of you, you know, charging him, charging these guys to be on the show or whatever. And John's just like,
Starting point is 01:12:50 oh, he said that? Well, then I go swim off runs. I guess I'll be bringing that up to Casey next time. See, it's a little weird, like, didn't you have to do that? It's fine. And he's like, also the new line. He didn't actually say that.
Starting point is 01:13:01 It's like, holy shit, John, there's no talking to this guy. Could you imagine if John actually didn't care what people thought and said He would be a completely different person. He likes to say he doesn't care. That's all he doesn't care about that We wouldn't know him we wouldn't ever talk about him if he didn't care about what people thought about it He's the ultimate reactor and we love it. I'd love to that. That would be a funny skit if John and I I mean we could pull this off next I weren't for it together we set downit if John and I I mean we could pull this off next time we're in Florida together We set down on the computer and I go okay, John
Starting point is 01:13:27 I'm gonna teach you how to deal with the internet and I get on I pull up a sub right it and someone's like Curls show fucking socks all down hills and to make love you like you gotta tell that ass on a watch this watch this John I just scroll past it and leave that page like but you didn't even tell that cock something fucking blog. How did you do that? Leave that page like, but you didn't even tell that cock something fucking blow. How did you do that? Can't be amazing and I got to go through that for like four hours. All right. All right. All right. All right. John Now what do you think I should do with this one? Tell them on the fucker and finally like It's like anger management He's incredible now this you want to talk about irony This is incredible.
Starting point is 01:14:07 Now, John recently did. It's been very well documented by Uncle Rico. We've documented it as well. John got very drunk on his show the other night. Just got hammered and just slurred his way through a show with DG and Joey C. Where Joey C seemed to be the adult in the voice of reason. Joey C who was playing with puppets until the wee morning hours last night.
Starting point is 01:14:30 I was watching it on an L.A. Reblane show today. They're watching Joey C's just like talking to puppets. He's got like a shark that's singing. I feel some irrespossible for all of this. Yeah. I was going to say this is your life now. Well, anyway, this is hilarious. This lecture coming at you. Hey, me.
Starting point is 01:14:51 What? Me, I'm going to tell you when you. What's up, man? You can't do a jug. America, you listen. OK, sir. Yeah. When you watch this back, yes, sir, you're're gonna hear yourself go from loving me,
Starting point is 01:15:06 to hating me, to loving me, to hating me on multiple occasions. And I've just laughed it off because I'm just like you're all stoned and fucked up, which is fine. But I'm just telling you, when you watch this back, you're gonna go, I can't believe I fucking said that to John I can't believe I fucking did that but it's okay
Starting point is 01:15:33 John forgives them Can you imagine John's explaining you might have regrets for being drunk on the internet? John would know for sure does he learn from these things? I would see not. But John himself isn't going to remember any of this. How funny is that? He's like, listen, I just want you to know, Will Mirror. You're very stoned. You're very drunk. You're going to regret this. I've been there. You're going to regret this. You're really zoom out at this episode. I was watching it. So here's a fun little thing. As I mentioned, these guys are all Mr. Loves company fans with Kevin Brennan. And so that gets brought
Starting point is 01:16:11 up here. And of course, John feels that he should get Bob Levy's position as second mic on MLC. Bob Levy left about a month ago or maybe a little longer than that. And so now John feels like there's an open position and he's put his hat in the ring. I know how to write offense. He's put his hat in the ring multiple times. Did you ever watch But One-ton Don on Barstall? I did a big series with him.
Starting point is 01:16:37 So by the way, Kevin Brenner made a big mistake. I mean, Kevin should have me as his co-host. I'm the only one that's interesting, but you know. Do that job won last too long You know I know But John I want to get away from the Kevin bread and the Shuley Network shit from you. Okay So that was funny because addicted to profits up there was explaining because John goes you look familiar How do I know you so he's trying to explain how he might know him like well? I was on bars
Starting point is 01:17:01 Do I was doing this thing John's not even less than just goes, you know, Kevin really should have me as a co-host because I'm just, I'm the only interesting one that that's on there. So fast forward to the next day when Kevin Brennan is talking about this very show. Oh good. The John was just on. That's just too funny. Going after all the berries. Johnny Carson, I just watched John on Little Mayor. It's just not the same when John Yale's goal and the stoner guy who looks like our garfunkel toast with a latte. Yeah, John, John's got a pick and choose his spots. I mean, he literally, I mean, I really started to think this is
Starting point is 01:17:45 all a work like him and Carl and the ship payer, like there's no way John's this stupid. He's doing a show with little mere and see Kevin started to come around on my theory. There's no way John's this stupid. Like Kevin's just going, I've met a lot of adults and a lot of people with disabilities and learning disabilities, but John is too stupid. This can't be real. Okay. John should have never met alcohol or drugs, but he did. Okay.
Starting point is 01:18:13 John should have never met the internet or superchats. That's what this is about. So you say to collect and he doesn't care how he does it. Well, that's true. Digging these out the window. Correct. And this is the guy instead of fast forwarding, though, why don't we rewind to not too long ago
Starting point is 01:18:29 when he was leaving because it was too toxic? Yes. So now he wants to team up with Brennan. Yeah, great. That's a great point. John was, so he left because it was too toxic. Then he came back and then he was going to change formats because he talked to the guy from Colective Soul.
Starting point is 01:18:43 Right. And the guy from Colective Soul inspired him. He's just like, oh my gosh, I should be focused on love and understanding. And this is all terrible. And then 24 hours later, he's right back at it with a wide-of-the-podcast episode. It called me out. And yeah, getting on MLC, I mean, this is the most toxic environment you could be in, I would think.
Starting point is 01:19:02 Yeah, I mean, or possibly it's just some good nature driven. It's also a. I hope so. And, and the other guy, the doctor, and it's like, John, John, you remember used to be on the Howard Stern Show? You're telling you all constantly reminding us, and now you're doing a show with these fucking nobody's like, I guess they've paid them $50 or something. Well, he went on, John went on with Jake Hudson this week. He's a big company.
Starting point is 01:19:23 He got drunk. He's a big company. He's a big company. He's a big company. He's a big company. He's a big company. I guess they've paid him $50 or something. Well, he went on, John went on with Jake Hudson this week. He has a DM company got drunk. Who said that was next? Last night, little mirror, he was drunk. No, no, when was the show we did? No, that was the show that Julie did seven episodes about when he got drunk with a DG and Joey C. So again, John's like, no, no, no, I got to live my life.
Starting point is 01:19:47 Yeah, you're making, you got fired from your job. And now you're making content for Carl and Julie. So they're definitely, definitely going to be a work. Or else John's the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived. Unless it's a work, he's the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived. Oh, by the way, it was John that turned on me. That was when I remember when he was on here and he was accusing me of leaking his video. Oh, yeah. But then also he texted you hurtful stuff too, right?
Starting point is 01:20:17 No, okay. He might be the stupidest person, but we won't know until the IQ right. Yes, him and blind Mike. Yeah, go get on it. He might be the stupidest person, but we won't know until the IQ test results come in. Yes, him and Blind Mike. Yeah, gotta get on that. Geary IQ test. So this was up on the subreddit and somebody wrote underneath that. Yep, it's all a phony pro wrestling stick and always has been Bob Levy is the one who
Starting point is 01:20:39 has said the most mean spirit to them vicious shit about throwing drugs transgender child by far. It's not even close. And how does John react to it? Mostly by challenging Levy to some stupid fucking boxing matches no one cares about, desperately rehashed from their glory days on the Stern Show 20 years ago, and while Levy says and does the worst of the worst, who does John direct most ceiling hatred and rage
Starting point is 01:21:02 and threats of physical violence, and not in a boxing ring towards why club fucking footed ass wipe and kick of the dorks carol of course. Along with the do's pay us last shit way uh shooly. It's all bullshit. Suthering John might as well start out every one of his rants on this topic with let me tell you something mean Jean. So people are really starting to think that this is all work that's being coordinated beyond the scenes.
Starting point is 01:21:28 Like Shouley's texting John, they're Monday morning meetings and I go, all right, John, this week I want you to get drunk on Wednesday night, Thursday, I want Jake Hudson, Friday. You know, that's that what this is. I do think that John is leaning into this in a way that he's trying to get over on, he's trying to troll us back. And I got another example of that, and I'm going to play in a second. I love the idea of the meetings. I can do a magic.
Starting point is 01:21:53 It's super copy. It's too fucking a magic. That's a good idea. Bob Levy's like, oh, John, I'm all out of things to say about your kids. He got anything? Oh, yeah, hold on a second. Let me, uh, uh, uh, uh, so, John, go off camera. They're coming in and say. Joey. Did you ever kill
Starting point is 01:22:06 Can you do that? You think they're coordinating all this? If if Julie was pulling this off, he'd already be bragging about it. You would not keep that bottle. Not for very long. Yeah, he can't go through a weekend. We're not doing a victory. I have a poor John could brag about it. Oh, John tweeted out somebody posted this. John tweeted out somebody posted this John tweeted out If you watched the shit show last night
Starting point is 01:22:28 Now you know why I charge people to do these shows holy shit. I was being interviewed by four wasted losers You must have already gotten the money. Jesus Christ. Yeah, shots fired Wow, I hope you didn't get the money. Yeah, buddy thought It's very possible. We look to retract retract that all right You're gonna love this video. This was put together by pollution late 7425 on reddit And this is a a Mensa member Forget Mensa who cares about Mensa Johnson Mensa even though he's said he's not he is The 160 IQ and as I think was wherever was like, oh, what the fuck? You can't be a 160 IQ and again
Starting point is 01:23:11 This might be him doing the thing where it's just like, well, yeah, I mean obviously this was a whole bit I was doing sure pretending I don't want to see IQ obviously I don't I hope that's where the song is all going to do otherwise this man needs a lot of fucking help But this is just more proof of how stupid John is. First thing. Carl calls my kids losers. Strike one. Second thing.
Starting point is 01:23:37 Yes, we're going to miss out on Carl's Patreon. He literally says, and I have it. Oh, and we goof on John's kids, which is a lot more fun than you would think. I literally explained that to him. I literally explained why I wrote that in the description of that episode was to get him going like this, knowing that that would piss him off. And he's still using it. He thinks he's one if you have to explain yourself. Yeah. Well, maybe. But I'm explaining that he's an idiot. I mean, so I got straight to three. Okay. He then goes on to read an article about my daughter and says because of what he thinks are head teeth says, Oh, people say she looks like Bob a buoy. But I think that's an insult to Bob a buoy. Drake for
Starting point is 01:24:38 And that's when Vinnie was like, well, now you got wait, did you get a base for that or do you, are you out? I don't know how strike four works of the new Bayes-L-L-L-Baseball rules. They change a lot of rules this year. Jesus. What a fucking moron. And, listen, we've been highlighting
Starting point is 01:24:56 the John is drunk and stupid and gross, but let's not forget how pathetic he is. Oh, right. I think we talked about this, but I wanted to play this clip. This is where he's talking to his buddy Doug Goodstein. And they're talking about Ronnie Mond, Ronnie the Limit Driver's wedding
Starting point is 01:25:11 that's taking place in Las Vegas where Ronnie lives. John did not get the invite. But many people did. And it's funny because John says, he's not allowed to invite John, Howard Stern won't let him, he forbades it. Meanwhile, a bunch of these guys who don't work there anymore
Starting point is 01:25:27 are all going to this wedding. So this right here is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen an adult man do if they were doing it in private, it'd be embarrassing, but he's doing it on the internet, on his show. Oh my God. Anyway, I think it's time for me to go ahead.
Starting point is 01:25:41 I think it's good. All right, are you fans go into the wedding. It is what is Gensie going? He didn't know as of yesterday, but he also missed the RSV people like two months. So I'm not sure when is the if you don't mind or you can tell me off the air, but when is what because maybe I'll come out and just think I was like early October.
Starting point is 01:26:03 So maybe I'll come out just to hang out with you guys on like like uncomfortable dog as if you have an extra day. Then you know, we'll just hang out like you know, yeah, I have to figure out my hotel scenario because I waited and it's like extraordinarily expensive now with a with a wedding. I'm sorry. I don't have a drop for something that depressing. He's not catching the hint right here. Oh, because he says it's early October, which is weeks away. Yeah, it's like, so what's your schedule like? Where you stay? He's like, oh, John, I have everything stuff in the air at this point. There's no way. He's got that figured out at this point.
Starting point is 01:26:36 He knows the date. He knows where he's at. Yeah, he's at the hotel. This is a good place. Where the wedding is. Help you get out, though. I don't know. Let's talk about fair. Maybe. I don't think so. I think it should be okay. Yeah, John, he's fine. The way the wedding is. Help you get Oto. I don't know. What's wrong with my fair, maybe. I don't think so. I think it should be okay. Yeah, John, he's fine. He's blowing you off. But John's like, I'll go to his connections. Yeah, you need a plumber at your hotel.
Starting point is 01:26:53 You think he's going to hook everyone up. All he wants to do is ask for a favor and then give another person the favor that he's asking for. All right, but if you need someone, just let me know. I mean, I have some, I have some connections in Vegas. Oh, okay. Yeah. So he doesn't actually have anything or do anything.
Starting point is 01:27:10 He's a dung beetle. He just pushes shit around. He's unbelievable. Yeah. How pathetic is that that he's asking if he can hang out with all of the people going to Ronnie's wedding on a different day when they're all there just to meet up with him.
Starting point is 01:27:23 It's a chant. You weren't invited to party. I'm sorry, man. You can ride your bike by as many times as you want. No one's going to be like, Hey, get in here. Hey, there's that kid. We didn't invite get in here. Go hang out with zoom. I'm fucking loser. He's such a loser. It's so sad. All right. This is interesting. This one came in from Kevin Kellen.
Starting point is 01:27:46 He found a Tommy from MSCS media mentioned in the wild and talk about wild. He got Dr. Peter McCullough, who I respect quite a bit. He was one of the guys I was following during the pandemic. And he was on Tommy's show but I first learned about him when he was on shows like Joe Rogan. So he's a very prominent figure. He's a great guest to get on and here's someone grads him and just talking to him and he says this. Two United States. I'm in Sproshburg, France. Right now I'm in route to Bath, England. And tomorrow night, September 19th, 2023, 7pm BST, that's UK time. I'm going to be going on the podcast of the lifetime.
Starting point is 01:28:38 Now let me tell you, I've been on a lot of podcasts. I've going on Tommy Caraghan, uh, Bradley, Tommy Knightley at MSCS Media. The third one he mentioned! I've been on a lot of podcasts, including Tommy Knightley, MSCS Media, and listen to who gets the mention later on. Dan Bunchino,
Starting point is 01:29:00 Joe Rogan. Wow! Tommy got the nod before Joe Rogan on that. That's amazing. Holy shit. And all this time, I'm like, well, Tommy's actually faking his numbers. This is all inflated. No one actually watches the show.
Starting point is 01:29:14 Maybe I'm the asshole. Don't answer that. Oh, I was scared. God, I was ready to get Sam. What do you know? What do your thoughts? I was just thinking Tommy programmed him. Oh, he is a programmer. It's a good point.
Starting point is 01:29:29 All right. Normally that right there would lead perfectly into to catch an alien. Right. But as Cardiff promoted on the last appearance he had, we have a who said it, who said it's making a special comeback for us today. And right now it's like it's just me and you Chris, everyone's abandoning us today.
Starting point is 01:29:50 All right, I think we can do it though. I have confidence in us. Let's go. You got a bumper. No, deal. Oh, for who said it? No, no. I'll just play everyone at once. Welcome to who said it. The official podcast game of WATP. Brought to you by patreon.com slash card of electric and the card of electric YouTube. Also brought to you by Stuttering John Live dot com. The only place to get tickets for Stuttering John Live March 10th.
Starting point is 01:30:19 Comedy at the Carlson. Alright Carl, and co-host. Is it weird that Rodsters become the actual center of the devil first? How many of you guys keep coming to hear it so bizarre to me? Anyway. Ooooooo said it. Our first entry. His last resort would be starting an only fans.
Starting point is 01:30:40 Ooooooo said it. Alright, so our options are the Ops, Stuttering John, Jerry Bandfield, Tom Myers, Tommy MSCS Media, and of course Patrick Michael. That's a lot of choices. His last resort would be starting in only fans that's so out of context. There's no fucking way to know.
Starting point is 01:31:02 It's easier to narrow down who wouldn't. Yeah, you know what, I'm just gonna go with Patrick Micke. I'm not gonna overthink it. Patty Seacups, what do you think? Who would even know about only fan? I'm gonna go with... I'm gonna go with Tommy Alien. Okay, very good.
Starting point is 01:31:23 Three, two, one. Okay, very good Three two one His last resort would be starting an only fans, but he wouldn't want to be a part of a shoot where no one gets killed Imagine Kyle, well you got to give us the punchline the Bob that I want to know Cardiff knows this yeah, I know he's though where he's fucking with us He's fucking with he's making this too hard right now. I had Tom Myers with the answer to that one. He just wants to score points. Did anybody have scored a point?
Starting point is 01:31:49 Did anybody have Tom Myers in the YouTube or the discord? It's harder than he thought, isn't it? Yeah, no, it's anything. It was just, uh, huh. So I thought I'll written how starting and only fans since he's so into self-defense, he may come on his own computer screen as a preempted strike. Oh, yeah. The same way I do before I get ready to read my Facebook comments.
Starting point is 01:32:12 It was all the punchline. Is this show back? Hold on a second. Cause I check out this pretty regularly. He's been off for a while. It's a recent episode of Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. Because if I'm dropping the ball on that, then I'm going to have to go ahead and apologize to everyone. Nope.
Starting point is 01:32:34 He's been off since June 29th. He puts out a couple of best stops at the end of each season too. It's fucking hilarious. It is hilarious. The amount of time he puts into that shit show. All right. Our next hilarious. The amount of time he puts into that shit show All right, our next entry who said it You have to go duty after something like that Said it okay
Starting point is 01:33:04 Something an opi I'm gonna go opi. What do you think I got OP okay? Well got OP. Let's go Three two one You have to go Our next entry one of the discord got it to That was too easy, but that's okay. We need some easy ones in here. We can't just fucking be losing all the time, you know? Always be losing. Yeah, I can't. It's depressing. I like losing.
Starting point is 01:33:34 I love these movies, but I also dislike them. Who said it? All right. Goddamn it. I think it might be Stuttering John. Okay. He's been doing his film review show again.
Starting point is 01:33:51 Wait, wait. But it can also be Patrick Michael. But I'm gonna go Stuttering John. What do you think? I initially thought Patty, I went with Banfield. Jerry Manfield, very good. Three, two, one. I don these movies. Damn it. But I also dislike them. God damn it. For many reasons.
Starting point is 01:34:06 Overthinking. I was overthinking it. I even thought why I was thinking that I'm overthinking it because it sounds like some of the Patrick would say. Don't get a change your mind. You know someone can just be fucking boring. Our next entry. Who said it?
Starting point is 01:34:20 I don't know. I don't know. I love these movies. Damn it. But I also dislike them. God damn it. For many reasons. Overthinking. I was overthinking it. the Patrick would say it's okay change your mind you know someone can just be fucking boring our next entry who said it I got busted for peeing in a sink who said it wow that could be any of them I think O.B. is a strong possibility, but I'm going to go Jerry Banfield is going to say that I went OP. Alright, let's go. Three, two, one.
Starting point is 01:34:52 I got busted for a P in the second. No, you should be in the sink. Saves water. No, I was, I was supposed to run out. I was with my dear friend Rob. We, we were hanging with these two girls. We didn't know that well. We were having pictures somewhere on long-hang. I'm like, I'll be right back.
Starting point is 01:35:12 I had to go to the bathroom. The line was way too long, so I said fuck this. And I went from the sink. Yeah. I'm so mad at myself. That's two in a row where I had the right name and I second-guessed myself. Fuck.
Starting point is 01:35:24 This game is hard. Keep losing. Our final entry. the right name and I second-guess myself. Fuck! This game is hard. Keep losing. Our final entry. You're up to the one, right? I am. Okay, I need this. Who said it?
Starting point is 01:35:35 I came home and had three bean tacos for lunch. Who said it? Fuck. Jerry Banfield. I like beans. Yeah, I like peanut butter Do I still have that song somewhere? That was fucking I think it's someone else though. You think so get me sick. Okay That's not that's not the right one. Oh, there it is. That is who I love to eat peanut butter I love to eat honey and. I love to eat honey. And I also love to eat beans.
Starting point is 01:36:08 Beans. I look great. I feel great beans. Are you doing a victory lap before you go to the answer? I feel great. I've got this. I'm the boy. I feel great I found this All right, that's fine. So you finally answers beans. I'm gonna go with it. I apologize. There's not beans
Starting point is 01:36:44 It's cherry-banned. I. Tommy alien for me. Okay. He looks like a guy who would be very concerned about his diet. Let's see. Three, two, one. Came home and had three bean tacos for lunch. Then I finished my 96th song. It's called She Did. It's in a progressive house EDM. If you love Deadmouse, you'll definitely want to listen to the song on Jerry Bantfield Soundcloud
Starting point is 01:37:12 or wherever I put it up on all my social medias. I then had dinner with the family, more tacos, getting ready for my daughter's birthday party tomorrow. So I could fart on everyone. That's all for this time. Now you know who said it? Brought to you by Stuttering John Live.com. Get your tickets. Now, except you, Carol. I'm not allowed.
Starting point is 01:37:40 I am not allowed at that establishment. Why couldn't you overthink the last one? Damn it. Yes, we tied, which I counted the victory two to two. Who beat us in the shed? Anyone beat us? Course not. Course they did, and we're too smart.
Starting point is 01:37:59 All right, what have we done today? Well, we yelled about Eric Nagel, not up and we still can and I'm still doing that We talked about the Osborne's podcast Aussie Sharon Jack and Kelly boring the shit out of us once again We talked about Terry Clifford leaving the radio Very sad. Hope she starts a podcast Terry should start a podcast We talked about the Crinter of the Week was round 14, a Sly Stallone podcast for some reason.
Starting point is 01:38:33 These guys seemed really obsessed with a muscle pond man, which is weird. They're so obsessed. Patrick Michael is a brand new channel. Bread scar. Trying to find it. It's at Bread scar. Try and find it. It's at BreadScar. So I'll look for that.
Starting point is 01:38:47 We had some great song submissions from Dave Sarah and Manny Muskets. Opie is mad at Steven Sicker. Because he thinks that Steven Sicker's big timing him when really Steven Sicker still working with everyone. And I hope he's just a dope. It's just an idiot. Really good podcast with Bobby.
Starting point is 01:39:07 Oh, I wanted to ask you this. What number would you give Bobby as far as how attractive she is? It Rochester number or internet number. TikTok number. She's a TikToker. Five? Wow, really?
Starting point is 01:39:23 Not your thing, huh? Well, she's got some stuff going on for her, but she's got that drowned rat hair look, you know, put a little effort in and it could be a seven. So I was just staring at her boobs the whole time. I didn't notice her hair, oh, the boobs are nine. Yeah, okay, that's what I thought. So we just learned the producer, Chris's gay.
Starting point is 01:39:42 We talked about Stuttering John, who I brought out a new theory today. I think maybe he's starting to lean into this and pretend he's dumber than he actually is so that he can at some point go, I got you all. You've based your entire career and I think that's not true. That's the moment he dies. He'll probably think that we have to give him all the money. Yeah, right. No, none of it was real. I was faking it the whole time.
Starting point is 01:40:10 Give me the money, jackpot. Yeah, okay, hand it over. You already spent it. Yeah. Well, I mean, if that's the case, he might want to paint the house we have in Ford. I know he doesn't like the exterior color. When he drove by.
Starting point is 01:40:24 Have we spent enough time talking about how psychotic that is that he got an Uber driver to drive by my house and Ford as we can look at it? No, we should cover more of that. That's insane. There's a thing called Street View. There's a lot of ways to look at a house. You don't need to drive by and pay an Uber to drive by a house.
Starting point is 01:40:39 That's fucking weird. He could have been driving the Uber. Either way. Either way, not great, not great. So obviously we were able to figure out who said it a couple of times each so you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts. Hopefully, a co-host will show up and we'll have a grand old time talking about this
Starting point is 01:41:14 one. This is Choice Words. And today, I'm joined by the very funny writer, producer, director, author of Sikker in the Head, Judd Apatau. You love his movies, like 40-year-old Virgin, Anchorman, the King of Staten Island, Trainwreck, and really so many more. We talked all about choices, from the projects he chooses to make to learning to live a more zen life. Choice words with Samantha B. I guess is all about choices.
Starting point is 01:41:46 That should be fun. Who doesn't like choices? Samantha B has over a million subs on YouTube and these episodes, well this one with Judd Apeto, A-list celebrity has less than 4,000 views. Oh. So she's made a bad choice with this career.
Starting point is 01:42:01 But whatever, we'll check that out. Andy should be here, I believe, and we'll take a look at that. Well, producer Chris. Yeah, man. Thanks for filling in as you do so well. Thank you. Everyone I always appreciate when you're featured on the show.
Starting point is 01:42:16 Got a lot of positive feedback from our bonus show that we did on Suttering John. Nice. A couple of weeks ago, if you're not hearing the bonus content, I recommend you check it out. Patreon.com slash who are these podcasts? If you don't like Patreon, we have a supercast. You can also subscribe on our YouTube. You can join and become a member
Starting point is 01:42:33 on the channel. I gotta say someday soon, we're going to be finishing up the book. Yes. Oh, should we tease that idea I had? I don't even know if it's a good idea. Where did that CD go? That's right here. Someone in Detroit left this for us. Someone had just a little John's, this is a Atlantic records album, right? Yeah. So this was this big album that he put out.
Starting point is 01:42:56 Very attractive cover. John's a great marketer. Fucking idea. And so we were talking about before the show, I said, well, you know, we've done with the book. Should we start doing little mini bonuses? We just do a song at a time. Maybe we get, Brenna from Shitty Song of the Week on here,
Starting point is 01:43:10 some different people who know music. Dick is a great musician, but he's never like talking about music. Hmm, it's too good for it or something. He's high-roading us. Yeah, but anyway, I thought that might be fun. We just do a song at a time and figure out if it's good or not. Yeah, bring in the experts. I'll have an open mind. I haven't heard this disc. I only know the one song. I'll talk my way out of it
Starting point is 01:43:29 So who knows maybe it'll be fuck on and gypsy morning. I heard him that was the guitar show that we Who could forget that? I don't think anyone do it to make of that. Yeah, there were a lot of comments I was like I'm like so that's that all right. Move it out. Yeah, everyone's just scratching their heads We're gonna wanna comment five, so I'm like, so that's that. All right, move it on. Yeah, everyone's just scratching their heads. Well, it was a guitar solo. It was technically for sure.
Starting point is 01:43:51 So please, George's the next time, it might be the episode we find out once we're all here on this podcast. See, well, everybody. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is called, right now. Mm, okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job. From Patreon, Eric B kicks things off with, I heard Richard Lewis called the Detroit
Starting point is 01:44:14 show brilliant. Dang lizard, stage and setup looks really good. Hope Ray didn't touch too many strangers inappropriately, but as this came out so soon after the event, I asked myself or rather Carl. Where is the creep off roast video? Sleepner. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:44:33 A live show that went off without a hitch. It finally happened. Great stuff man. Glad Dr. Steve didn't abandon ship. Poor guy is charismatic as all hell, but way too hard on himself. Chris Homes, Tracker Andy, that's so much better. LC Brock, frankly, WATP could feature terrible improv podcasts for several weeks in a row,
Starting point is 01:44:53 and I wouldn't mind. If there's a genre of podcast, I can't get enough of it getting kicked around. It's improv. David Fresner, I didn't even know Annie was tranny. I just thought she was older, something. Average Cracker, I figured it out, crows transitioned into Annie. It's the only logical explanation to why she is consistently
Starting point is 01:45:09 in the show. Carl's waiting for her meds to balance out for her funny to come back. From Facebook, Brett Purdy posts. Stut Joe. Comedy at the Carlson. Vinnie. Shooly. I don't know. This could be a jump-to-shark moment. Devon Michael? That's why I'm glad Carl is allegedly not allowed to be involved.
Starting point is 01:45:28 Steve Gearen? I thought it was over when Carl and Stutt Joe played guitar together, but what do I know? Pablo Meza? Jesus! I just fast-forwarded to no point in particular and John just did a Nazi salute to a superchab. And from Reddit, Arnold's biceps No Home Oh has this to say about double delirium. This may be one of the worst pods they've ever covered. Leonard Smalls agrees, it really was.
Starting point is 01:45:50 It was unbearable. Definitely top five. I like the breakdown of the cast media debauchled too. Well produced and analyzed. Things were going too well. I knew the other shoe would drop, and of course, the fucking puppet and the potato had to show up to ruin everything. But it was at the 2 hour mark so I can't complain too much.
Starting point is 01:46:06 It got me through a 3 hour commute to work since the entire fucking route out of the valley was shut down. Yaaaaay! Perseus A.W.C. I thought Carl was the worst smile talker in the world, but nope, Ashley hasn't beat. Also, Ashley cannot finish a word. It was Sodam frustrating listening to her speak. Also a bunch of podcasters getting ripped off should have been a three minute segment.
Starting point is 01:46:28 I know it's close to you, but I was bored stuff. Get with the funny, chop chop. And fix it for a three plays us out with. This was like having my ears water-borted. [♪ Music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background, music playing in background Trying to something different on that last show presents some information, some news going on in the world of podcasting. Some people might have found it interesting. Probably not. Whatever.
Starting point is 01:46:52 Live and learn. Let's see what the voice men are talking about. Carl Hamburger. I'm a bit late here because I'm, I'm totally catching up on shows lately, but just tear me out. Regarding Stutt Joe material, these past few shows have been insane. Some of the best material your show has ever had to rip on. John is being blasted drunk saying, I have the photo shops. It's like the coup de gras of the whole
Starting point is 01:47:21 few. Think about that statement and just how blathering is stupid it is. Just forward-dunk in words. I have the photo shops or whatever. I mean, the whole Bill Kinneson debacle, I mean, where do you start with that? It's the perfect mixture of everything we love about John. It has the illusions of grandeur, glory days, his inability to work with a simple microphone situation
Starting point is 01:47:50 while thinking he can get A-list stars. His belief that he is somehow a celebrity, his belief that because he knew in A-list they were his best friend. I mean, the devil versus the only people who have kept John relevant in the past 20 years. And that entire relevance is on pointing out what a fucking mess he is. Because his only talent is being at the point.
Starting point is 01:48:13 It's making the point. Somehow it got him some pretty big gigs and show business. And it's still to this day the only thing keeping him relevant. Albia, it's him being relevant with a group of like 6,000 internet trolls and walrus tooth clubs hooded surf rockers and potatoes and whatever the hell you call it the whole shoelaces gang. I don't know the the J words, there's something anyways. The guitar solo on I don't want it by Wien is really cool because that keep on Troll and I 100% agree with you on that Yes. That keep on trolling.
Starting point is 01:48:47 I 100% agree with you on that, sir. That is a fun one. All right. So last week I brought in the last episode. I brought in Annie to get her analysis on the trans women trying to do improv. And Annie, while is a trans woman, she's not really in that world. However, she's pulling it off, she's keeping herself out of that world. And so what was interesting about it, not that I asked her questions, but that there were some people who were just like, oh, that was a trans woman this whole time. A lot of people were just figuring this out. Oh, I'm a big dumb dummy. Back when Annie
Starting point is 01:49:21 was quite new to the show, left a jokey voice male and I used the t-word which I wouldn't have done if I'd realized that Annie is in fact strange so I apologize sincerely for that so it's inappropriate and also had that in one of the feet peeks thank you very good that. All right. We'll mark that down. We'll get that updated for you. I even heard from the cow photographer in a moment. If you don't know this is, this is the guy who was banging our review girl, Vic, for a weekend.
Starting point is 01:49:59 And they did a whole photo shoot where Vic was dressed up in various cow bikinis and outfits. It's led to me wearing a cow bikini for a consequence that then ended up as John's background. Anyway, you were banging this guy too? That's the whole story. Cowboy died, we're checking in. Hey, Carl, Califatars for a year. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:50:20 You know, I think about it. I had to have dinner with this guy in Nashville. This guy's been involved in multiple consequences I'm the creep off somehow It's weird I met him in Tampa too. I think he was down at the the Dickshow that I was at a car Carves a car for a year sorry to meet his life show, but hey, you actually got a recall Listenable
Starting point is 01:50:43 Upload this time good you. But you didn't do everything. I didn't hear a single Patrick. Well, face. Hey, single Patrick, seek out that you piece of shit. That's everyone's favorite bit. Where's where's our Patrick? Yeah, bye. All right. I know. I got to pick and choose what I do at the live shows and I didn't realize the patty had a new channel at the time. Now I know but thank you for checking in Calvertographer. Always good to hear from you sir. And here's someone who went to our show in Detroit. Oh, he got both our live and the true show we oversold it and get through as a view with that. Me Carl. No, it was fucking everyone who had to stand around the edge getting fucking past my waitress is all night.
Starting point is 01:51:25 And Andy, that was it. I was the only good part. But it was all right. All right, sorry about that. We did have a max capacity going at the venue. So it was a good impression of you though.
Starting point is 01:51:37 I thought I was talking for a second there. All right. On the improv episode you all missed the joke. All bearings are what makes Finnecher spin. And their trams, they remove, they're balls. There's the joke. Am I right?
Starting point is 01:52:04 Back me up, reveal, Granny, come on, come on. There's no way that was the joke. There's no fucking way. That was what that joke was. I can't imagine they actually had a joke going on. Hey, Carl, I am fucking besides myself. On this new fucking episode with the two trainees talking, this is absolutely 100% of that is out.
Starting point is 01:52:30 The worst fucking show that has ever been on WAPP. It's awesome. It's I'm seizing with anger, just listening to it. These people are so unfunny. The constant, I feel like I'm about to burst into laughter, I'm host, everything they say is, oh my god, please, never again, they're f**king powerful. Well, they weren't great, but that's kind of the point of the show, sir. Yeah. How dare you present to us a podcast. It's not very good. That's kind of what I'm going for. Okay. All right. So as you guys know, I was calling out God during the bonus show. And I might have said some things I'd like to take back. Now they think
Starting point is 01:53:21 about them. God called it. Oh, he's God. Hey, I heard my name brought up on the episode a couple times. I want to check in. I got to make this quick. I have some more genocide to cause and I got to make sure that 38% of the kids were born to their trans. But anyway, yeah, a couple of dots being connected that weren't there. That build game was not your fault. I'm working with Josh Allen trying to keep him on the straight and arrow. So I got a thing going on where every time he makes a bad place because he recently had a gay thought. So if you see him play bad in the game, it means he was just thinking about like a big sat and juicy cock or something like that. So anyway, you're good on that. And you're all pretty proud of you. You know, you had those two issues, which is why you got
Starting point is 01:54:00 to beat in the teeth, but other than that, man, you're doing great. Can't wait to see in about three years, 17 days. I'll enjoy that. See you soon. Oh God. I hope you had the sense of humor. I just got a note from the great Eric Nagel. Uh oh. I was dealing with my kid being sick again.
Starting point is 01:54:18 I completely forgot. I owe you a make good. It is completely my fault. It says Eric Nago, not me. Just see it out. God, thanks for checking in, buddy. I always get to hear from you. I'm glad it wasn't my fault. The bills lost. I didn't think it was. But then people were convincing me to the voice bells. Everyone wants it to be here for now. All right. We do have people in high school listening to the show.
Starting point is 01:54:43 We have some high schoolers tuning in. So Carl Bryce from Michigan here just finished listening to the double delirium improv show review and I've got some bad news so I'm currently in high school and the way that these women talk is basically how all the theater kids talk now. So futures not looking too bright. all the feeder kids talk now. So, futures not looking too bright. See you. Wow, the feeder kids were never fun to hang out with in school, and that's always been the case.
Starting point is 01:55:10 There's no way this guy's in high school, right? It didn't sound like a high schooler to me, I don't know. Hope not. Take his word for it, I suppose. I don't know. Carl, long time no voice mail. I was just watching W-A-A-K-S on the drive home and you know you guys talking about mint salad and you know I mean I'm a mint salad
Starting point is 01:55:34 employer but you know I'm trying to see those lockers y'all on Patreon you know you're she's the friend of the show you know going viral you know give her a little bit more exposure. You know, you know, I'm saying, you know, I'm saying should I make this happen girl? You know, you're the man. You can make this happen, right? Good. Mincello involved in the show. It's not a terrible idea. Mincello enjoys a good photo shoot or two. She might be good on there. All right. We got a note from Miguel, who is our Mexican listener in Michigan. Hey, Carl, Miguel, you're on the other Mexican
Starting point is 01:56:12 fan here in Michigan. Hey, you know, I used to say that tongue in cheek. I thought it was just me and Paco. I went to the live show, which is great, by the way, in Ferndell. Oh, boy, that theory might need to be changed to a law. Looking at the crowd, I think there was one and a half minorities, and that was including me and my girlfriend. You know, maybe some guys in the back, but that's about it. But you get me a lot to think about, Carol. Why do I like this show so much that can apparently be the afternoon drive show on Stormfront? So, I don't know, man. I guess I'll continue to hold down your diversity outreach program here on the show so much that can apparently be the actual drive show on stormfront. So I don't know man, I guess I continue to hold down your diversity outreach program here
Starting point is 01:56:49 in the Midwest. So thank you for getting back to it. And Paco can hold down the South to South of the West. So all right man, see it. See it. Yeah, I guess it was a pretty white audience at the show. Hmm. What?
Starting point is 01:57:04 It was very safe though. You noticed that? I felt very safe there. I didn't have any issues with people. I knew everything was gonna be calm. We're gonna get through the show fight. One last call, Gary and San Diego brings up a very interesting point here.
Starting point is 01:57:18 And I like the way he breaks this up too. This is fun. Hey, Carl, Gary and San Diego. Well, yesterday, did the duty, why don't we go to Rochester to the Carl seven seed? Eric, you're on the air. Oh, good. That's great. What's going on, buddy? Nothing. I am so sorry, dude. I owe you a make good or two with this. No, it's okay. We had a good time. I played one of your Osborne clips. Oh good
Starting point is 01:57:49 Yeah, no, we were bummed out we waited a while and then we eventually we just we gave up on you. We did the show As you show I'm sorry like who does all the work for the show and then doesn't show up so you're the first one You are the first one my friend. No, I've probably happened before Yeah, no worries man. I'm sorry sorry i'm sorry about your your kids everything okay yeah yeah it's uh i don't believe what they're saying but it's they're calling it covigory laps okay that cover like two weeks ago and was fine that all sums spiked another fever today so it's i don't know i don't know what they call it. Well, I don't even know what you're allowed to say because you're also alive. So I don't want to get you kicked off
Starting point is 01:58:28 of a right. What we say, what we say when we're live on YouTube is yes, COVID relapse, of course. Yeah. Okay. Of course that one. That's one of those. Dude, honestly, don't worry about it. Let's talk later. I'll, I'll, I'm going to finish up the show here. But it's sure not to be a much better episode than it would have been. I played the the Opie video. Interesting. Isn't that one? It's very telling about what's going on with this guy. So that was fun. Finish the show, say how to Chris. I'll talk to you later.
Starting point is 01:58:59 All right, buddy. I'll talk to you. The great Eric Nagel, that's anyone thinks I bet Carl is even friends with Eric Nagel. I bet I bet he was never going to be on the show. The ruse. All right, let's get back to Gary. Hey, Carl, Gary and San Diego. Well, yesterday, it was a duty. Why don't we go to Rochester to the Carl 7C, John, and Mark
Starting point is 01:59:20 Stem. Yeah. And she says, we can't go Mark's 10th. That's the day of the Oscars. And we always go to the Oscars ceremony. I said, wait, what? She says, yeah, Mark's tent is the Oscars. John scheduled his evening the same day and same time as the Oscars. Why would he do to me? Why would he do that? And she said to Ceezy, it's retribution. I said, what do you mean retribution?
Starting point is 01:59:50 She said, well, you know, John's been very upset since 2008, when the Academy snubbed him, we're not giving him an Oscar nomination or his performance in one, two, many. And also for snubbing him for his original screenplay. So he's been seeping ever since and he wants to get even. So that's why he's got his evening with Stettering John, the same busy Oscars.
Starting point is 02:00:20 I said, oh, I said, well, you still want to go? At least you could see Carter. I said, oh, and she goes, no, no, I still want to go to the Oscars. So we're not going to go. I guess we'll save some money because, who knows what that flight's going to be. And she always wants to fly first class. Anyway, rock and roll. I only the best for Judy, I understand that. But that was a nice little peek into the lives, the day-to-day lives of Gary and Judy right there. Yeah, that was some good back and forth. That is pretty fun.
Starting point is 02:00:56 So I says. So John's doing a show the night of the Academy Awards, which I guess isn't a big deal. I don't think a lot of people care about that, especially not the devil first, I wouldn't't think a lot of people care about that, especially not the devil first I wouldn't have mentioned. A lot of people care about that. It is odd to me that it's so far out. This March 10th, it might as well be 2025.
Starting point is 02:01:14 Like what are we talking about? It's so bizarre how far out this one fucking evening with the other job is. But whatever, hey, if you are listening to this live, meaning Saturday, you can come down and see my band, The Isotopes, tonight, if you live in the Rochester area and on the east side of Rochester, specifically, if you happen to be near Fairport, New York,
Starting point is 02:01:35 and you're listening to this live, this is gonna get a lot of people to our show. And you're listening to this live right now that's behind a paywall or at our discord. I don't talk about that enough. The shows are in our discord live It's free for anyone Not the point the point is if you are listening to this live right now You can come down to smoking hot chicks barbecue
Starting point is 02:01:55 That's right chance you mock you think we should hang it up. We're playing smoke and hot chick Smoke and hot chicks barbecue in fairport, New York tonight The ice itself's live. See, barbecue joints are cool to play. It was a barbecue restaurant. It's a eight to 11 tonight. No cover charge. And please pop in and say hi, we're doing eight
Starting point is 02:02:19 to 11. Yeah, it's three hours. It's too brisket minimum. She's Louise. Good thing they have a lot of tequila there. They will get through it. Yes. Flight after flight after flight. Arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr. Okay, bye.
Starting point is 02:02:36 Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. Bye. Bye. Oh, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
Starting point is 02:02:47 I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
Starting point is 02:02:55 I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
Starting point is 02:03:03 I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Okay, bye. Okay, bye. Okay, I really have to go, but Radish Diff says, a few curl for not addressing muttering J. So I'll tell you this, you might have heard me before we started the show, I was talking about how last side I stayed up late, we got caught up on emails, I've been behind since we went to Detroit. I'm way behind on Twitter.
Starting point is 02:03:19 I haven't looked at Twitter in over a week. What am I not addressing with muttering J? I know he's, I know he's changed sides. I know he's like pro centering John now. He or she or whatever it is. But what am I if you can type quickly? Or if it's even worth that? Tell me when I'm not addressing happy to address it. I don't know. I mean, I don't know what's going on with muttering. Joe needs to enjoy. Ask cupcake. Okay. going out with muttering Joe. Here we go. Enjoy. Ask cupcake. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 02:03:45 All right. I'll ask cupcake. This is a game. Karla, can't believe you're not doing this thing. What thing? I don't know. Ask him. It's not a full monkey. Just watch her. All right. Go fuck yourselves, everyone. Jesus, I gotta go.
Starting point is 02:03:59 This is getting stupid. Bye, guys. is getting stupid. Bye guys!

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.