Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep449 - The Other Woman And The Wife

Episode Date: October 1, 2023

On this episode we start with one of the most hateable podcasters we’ve ever encountered. Chelsea cheated on her husband, decided to “forgive herself,” and now makes a living from it. You can pa...y her money to be part of a group chat with other women who feel ashamed about their decisions and need strangers to tell them they’re not bad people.  Vinnie Paulino and Lucy Tightbox are both in studio to try to figure out what this woman is talking about. Then Tom Myers comes out with season 4 of his hilariously bad podcast, Matt McCusker has diarrhea and blames it on Rochester, Stuttering John gets duped big time (again), Opie thinks he makes more money than Anthony for some reason, and we have another riveting round of To Catch An Alien. Oh, and meet our new review girl Kindy. https://thecreepoff.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:03:14 Covering a lot of fun topics That's what people told me it said it was good. It said it was fun. I got to listen to the time I'll just take their word for it. I guess it was brilliant. Yeah, it's all brilliant And people are saying that I got to listen to it Also, we encourage our listeners to go ahead and give us a five-star review on Apple Podcast then show all of us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called The Other Woman and the Wife.
Starting point is 00:03:34 This was a suggestion from Jack. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with you. Beforehand, let's get into it. Otherwise, it's both. There's more than two of us here now. Probably should have change that by script This is show hosted by Chelsea and what Chelsea did or does is she done her husband
Starting point is 00:03:52 Yep, and then turn that into a business Which is Give her that it's interesting It's interesting. I wouldn't have gone that way. I don't interested is definitely the wrong word Yeah, well, it's not all that interesting so I wouldn't have got that way, but they don't interested is definitely the wrong word. Yeah, well It's a good point. It's not all that interesting So I'll get things started here because She is running a community and her community
Starting point is 00:04:15 teaches the women in the community the other women how to forgive themselves in this episode We're gonna be discovering why forgiveness is important and how to forgive yourself. Does she just say important? I don't think she uses the T's in that word. Yeah, it's hard to when you have T for that. Oh! Okay, so she fucked over. I don't know how many hossms she's had.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Maybe you do. I think most that I found out is she was in, in I believe two relationships where one time somebody cheated on her Okay, and then the next relationship she cheated on them. Okay, but she's forgiven herself though, right? She's over Oh, yeah, she's cool. Okay. Thank God. Yeah, so I would hate if she was like upset about Being an asshole. Yeah, I would husband That's like the point of the name is she was the woman and the other woman and she was the wife all right That makes so much more sense. Oh my god. I was like what she's not the other woman. She's the cheater. Why is she putting that? You don't finally got it. You don't make this really helpful Chelsea. If maybe and the about section you wrote something about what your
Starting point is 00:05:18 fucking podcast is. Could you do that for maybe us when we want to review it? I checked out and it's your episode and I don't know what the fuck she's talking about. I don't know who the guest size. I don't know how many things I have so many questions and she gets questions as well. So how to forgive yourself after an affair is probably one of the top questions that I get asked silently.
Starting point is 00:05:39 And when I say silently, it's usually someone will slide into my DMs and they're like, I relate so much to so many of the positive things you say, but I struggle a lot with the shame and guilt and I just need to figure out how to forget myself. And the gentle reminder of your only human, like only goes so far, I think. And for some of us, we actually do need to spend the time processing what, forgiving ourselves actually looks like. What the fuck? She says nothing. Lucy, what did she just say? I zoned out half way. Okay. Good. It's not just me. No, it's awful.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Hold down watching the show. I'm like, Lucy's going to be here today. She can translate this for us because she's talking some mumbo jumbo over here. I have no idea show I'm like Lucy's gonna be here today. She can translate this for us because she's talking It's a mumbo jumbo over here. I know idea. I think I would have paid attention more because I only listened to this I didn't realize this was a video show. Yeah, and I would have paid attention more had I known that her head resemble Sally from a nightmare before Christmas I have a clip on here where she was exactly like Dana Kirby wearing a wig. Holy shit. Yeah We'll look exactly at her right there. She looks like Tom Carvey wearing a wig. Holy shit. Yeah, I can see it. So we'll look at that later. Right there, she looks like Tom Petty a little bit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:47 For some reason, she says that people ask her questions silently, which doesn't make any fucking sense. I mean silently, they typed it. Okay. Sign language, what are we doing? I don't know what the hell that means. But apparently, the whole thing is you have to learn how to forgive yourself. Not learn from your mistakes. You know this whole shame and regret thing is there so that
Starting point is 00:07:09 you don't do it again. And you learn a lesson. You're a better person. You're like, no. No. Get that right. How to learn how to cheat guilt free. Yes. That's basically what this show is. Fuck anyone you want all the time and feel good about yourself. You're better. What kind of wake you leave, what a message. What a message, huh? She's something else. All right, so I believe this when she says this.
Starting point is 00:07:31 That's kind of the premise of this episode, and it's not gonna be an easy one to listen to. I don't think. Yeah, you're right about that. Not an easy one to listen to. Mini, where did you pick up on, buddy? What do you got? That she sucks.
Starting point is 00:07:44 How about that? I'll start with there. I heard that, too. And I listened to three episodes of this car. Yes. And in two of them, her co-host was a man named Kevin. Ah, is that their current husband? I don't know who he is. She didn't introduce him. She just said, this is Kevin. Oh, so I think current boyfriend to stand. Oh. I believe. Now, I also have a weird theory on that. I think she's using a fake name for the current boyfriend and calling him Stan because of like the Golden Girls. Or I think she's referring to her ex's stash. Because of the cheating.
Starting point is 00:08:16 When he said I have a weird theory, he was right. Well, wasn't like the cheating husband on the Golden Girls name Stan. I don't fucking know. I don't know what he's saying. I don't know what he's saying. He's saying the guy name Stan in the last 20 years. Have you met a Stan in the last 20 years?
Starting point is 00:08:30 I mean, Stan's exist in this world. I don't think so. It's not like, it's not aliens. No. So it's very provable. This is how she sets the tone. And I got, this is the first thing I heard from her. And I'm starting just out of the gate
Starting point is 00:08:45 I get the feeling that she doesn't want to guys a lot Okay, clip one please. I'm your host Chelsea and today I'm joined by Kevin and we are going to be discussing Why men cheat is it because they don't have the ability to be honest? Is it because they have tons of unmet needs and wants and desires that they don't know how to communicate to their spouse, or could it just be that they like to hurt people? Hurt people. Wow. Good meat. Damn. All right, let's jump into the episode. Those are the only choices. That's really dumb. Yeah, I thought so too, Carl. Look at, I love coming out of
Starting point is 00:09:21 another girl's tits, but I really do get to hurt other people. That's what really why I'm doing this. And she's not nice to Kevin either. That's another part of this. She's really not. If you want to listen to my clip too, you'll hear where Kevin starts. She asks Kevin, can you explain this to me? Yeah. And this is how she treats them.
Starting point is 00:09:37 There have been a lot of questions in the community about why menchi, that is where I am. So what is your opinion on that? Because're the infidelity expert from my point of view? Yeah, your point of view is limited. Go read some books. No. So my perspective on why men cheat, like why human sheet is because they are meeting needs or wants in a way that they feel like they cannot be honest
Starting point is 00:10:05 with the people that love them or claim to love them. Okay, first of all, that's balls you've heard of say go read a fucking book because she makes up everything she says. Carl, I'm gonna get, you know what, I'm going out of order, fuck this, I hate her so much. Yep, fuck it. Where we go? Let's go.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Number, actually, you know what, hit number three. Listen to this, I'm sorry. I'm sorry That's crazy man Okay, so in episode 37 of the Golden Girls Okay, I'm stupid idiot. Let's get that out of the way all right all right number three She has a female co-host listen to the different energy here. Okay. I Really appreciate that you took me up on the invite and that you
Starting point is 00:10:48 actually had suggested you had said that you would love to have a conversation with me about this and you thought that what I was doing was really subversive and I had to go look up that words subversive and make sure I understood that it wasn't like
Starting point is 00:11:04 you know and soul and I was like it wasn't like, you know, an insult. And I was like, yeah, I like this. I like this lady's energy a lot. Okay. She likes her energy because she sat on the internet. She wanted to have a conversation with me, but I had to look up the word subversive. And I host a whole show about the subversive act of cheating. Right.
Starting point is 00:11:23 You idiot. Oh, I hate, she did this show, graded me. Like, hold on. I'll have ever listened to you. Hold on, Vinny, you're wrong about that. No. This woman has all of the answers. She's an expert. She's going to teach us things.
Starting point is 00:11:38 We're going to learn from her. I think that the first step in learning how to forgive yourself is developing a sense of self. I said this early on in my TikTok journey. I think that the kind of like the source of the... Anyone who says their TikTok journey can jump off a fucking bridge right now. And film it for TikTok please. I would get TikTok on my phone.
Starting point is 00:12:01 I would give the Chinese government all my passwords to watch people who say TikTok journey, end of their lives. Tie the bungee around your neck and jump. Well, the journey's over. The affair was self neglect. I laughed so much, self love and self care that I couldn't possibly even understand what my own wants and needs were at that point.
Starting point is 00:12:22 You wanted to fuck someone else? What do you mean you know what your wants were? What are you talking about? She's blaming her husband. I didn't, well, she's round about blaming her husband. Well, yeah, it's up to her. I felt for her. Well, taking responsibility, supposedly taking responsibility,
Starting point is 00:12:35 right? Like she's going, I don't hear her taking any responsibility. Well, she's saying, I didn't know my wants and needs were and I made the mistake of being with this guy and he wasn't what I really wanted. So in spite of the fact that I already made a commitment in the life with someone and I wasn't honest with them, I still went out and cheated.
Starting point is 00:12:50 So you actually speak her language. Yeah, you need to do the translated. Wow, it was impressive, all right. I'm articulate. And understand what my own wants and needs were at that point in time. Won't. So the self-awareness piece is really difficult
Starting point is 00:13:04 because all of a sudden you really don't know who you are. The hell are you talking about? The self-awareness part is difficult because then you don't know who you really are. What is going on right now? She is forever to say nothing. Yeah, no shit. I mean, this is the definition of blathering. Yes, but Carl, listen, dude, you say to me that she's an expert and she has all the answers. I do. Well, then could you please explain something to me? Uh-huh. I'm not a big fan of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of art of the art of art of the art of the art of the art of the art of art of the art of the art of the art of the art of made this like take out the stress away like sleeping with another woman. It has a deep press. So what's his first language? What the fuck is he doing now?
Starting point is 00:13:51 Hold on, I got it back then. I'm sorry, Betty. I'm not trying to fuck up your clip, but I didn't realize this guy talked like an idiot. He's Tommy's driver. Is that they cheat because it's made this like take out the stress away Like sleeping with another way. They cheat because it makes like this. Check out the stress away. What? I have to listen to that one the time. So sorry. This is the dumbest I've ever heard in my life Is that they cheat because it's made this like take out the stress away
Starting point is 00:14:22 Like sleeping with another woman. It hasn't been so likely to decompress essentially. Yeah, it has no emotional value, not always, but I would have not always the thing is, okay, so riddle me this, riddle me this. How does a man go about sharing his emotions with another human being on the planet and they're not being an emotional connection involved. There is no emotional connection. It's like a one-night stand, right?
Starting point is 00:14:50 So cheating doesn't necessarily need to mean the way we are talking about it in the other woman community where there is mostly long-term affairs. Men, I don't think men have the the majority of man cheats in long terms affairs I think it and this is me guessing is short term affairs So I guess there's like two parts, right? There's why men cheat and then why men continue to cheat and Basically string this other woman along and you know I get a lot of lack on my t my TikTok whenever I have my content targeted towards the female.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Did she say there's two questions? Yes. Why men cheat? And then why men continue to cheat? Yes. He just said, listen, it's not always about emotional bonds. Yeah, right? Sometimes it's fucking opportunity.
Starting point is 00:15:37 Yeah. Meets, funky, and horridum, and funky decisions are made. That's what he's saying. And this woman is like, well, explain to me how you could do this without I'm not emotional. Congratulations. Wait a second.
Starting point is 00:15:49 So you're saying, guys, why don't we ejaculate? What? Yeah, then they want to do it again down the road? What the fuck? That's where he meant by the stress going away. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:59 I know. Take a load off. And took a second. And took a second to like for him to get it out there, but he's correct. And she just blew right past it and didn't understand what he was saying. And she sucks as a host. She does suck as a host. Listen to this sentence that she puts together.
Starting point is 00:16:17 So there's this community she's created. We're going to get more into that in a moment. But she can't speak normal English. Just say she listens to people because I but she can't speak normal English, just say she listens to people, because I guess she doesn't. There's one girl in the community, and it's interesting hearing some of her responses to answers, and a lot of them,
Starting point is 00:16:37 a lot of the responses are, well, because I don't want him to feel like, and I'm like, the way, how do you feel? So a lot of what I do in the community, and I tell them very openly I say I listen to the conversations that you're having with me She listens to the conversations that they're having with her. It's how conversations work Pretty tired Carl. Let's can I do you mind if I go into my next series of clips here because it's set up very nice
Starting point is 00:17:02 Let me just make one quick point. Thank you. How come no one ever asked Bill Cosby how he feels? You know, good point. He's been through a lot. Yeah, why are people feeling bad for Bill Cosby? I'm sure the people he pays ask him all the time. How you feeling boss? So fucking ridiculous. How you feeling today, Cos blind?
Starting point is 00:17:19 How are you? All right, what do you got, buddy? Okay, so listen, she talks about how her interactions with these people in her community. Yeah, yeah. Okay. In one of the episodes that I listen to, she starts talking about how great she is at a party.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Oh my God. That's gross. And I just want you to listen to what this is. This is so insane to me that this is how she approaches a social interaction, clip number five. I don't know if you know, but I am an inviting character in a room. No, she's Sherlock. I'm very aware.
Starting point is 00:17:51 I'm not sure. And like recently, I went over to a friend's house, and her brother was there post-divorce. So, and she had shared this with me. She was like, my brother's coming over. If you guys want to come over, that would be a really good time. I'm pre-divorce. He's here because he's currently going through divorce. And I was like, okay, noted, noted. I kind of need all of this information when I'm walking into a room, or I don't need it,
Starting point is 00:18:25 but it's nice to have, because I know that I can walk into a room, make conversation with somebody, and they will perceive it as something more than it actually is. And I'm not going to let their perception of the conversation skew my understanding of the reality of what's going on. Anybody want to take a stab at that one?
Starting point is 00:18:46 It's what a fun party gots to. Yeah, wow. Here's my Tom Myers material. Holy shit. And that poor guy can't just go and have a beer. He has to have backstory for this broad. Right. Tell me everyone, their current marital status
Starting point is 00:18:58 so I go talk it down. Please don't. None of your fucking business. And like, all right. These are my friends because you know, I had not bothered her, right. These are my friends, can you not bother them please? So her co-host, Kevin, was as lost as we are. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:11 And he follows that up with a good question. Okay. So give me an example of that. Yeah. An example is I will ask someone, how are you? And they immediately will start to open up. And if they start to open up and I can sense like a tinge of struggle, I want to go into it with them.
Starting point is 00:19:33 I want to go into it with them, not to be with them, but almost to just highlight that their struggle is real, validate that their perception of their current place in life is is hard, right? I hate this fucking show Carl You just she just likes gossip. Yeah, she just likes gossip right and her whole thing is she wants to tell people who are feeling bad about Decisions they made to not feel bad about the decisions they made. Yep Saving right pretty good. She's the savior pretty She's the savior. Right, it's pretty good. She's the savior, pretty good stuff. But she keeps going.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Like, I could go to a party and tell Vinny he looks great. And maybe Vinny would enjoy that. But I'm just not going to go whining to people all the time. It's not a way to live your life. Just once. You're a good man, Carl. Just fucking once. Can't even do it once.
Starting point is 00:20:19 You're a great buddy. You couldn't even look at what you said. But sometimes when I do that with people, they cling to me as if I'm the one who made it so for them like that they could see that. But I'm like, no, all I did was, all I did was just have a conversation with you. And for some reason, you felt safe enough to see you within yourself. But they think it's because of me. And I already know it's not because of me.
Starting point is 00:20:46 Yeah. Jesus Christ. I also know that it's not because of her. Yeah. Yeah. We can all agree on that. That's how you're doing. To have a conversation with this woman is to unlock truths within yourself.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Yeah. Okay. It's amazing. So I actually have the reason why she talks the way that she talks. And the whole reason why this podcast exists. What is it a scull X-ray? She was a crann in her brain. Nobody else is here to make me comfortable. I'm responsible for making myself comfortable. And that was when I checked myself in a therapy.
Starting point is 00:21:21 There's the answer. Every asshole goes into therapy starts talking like they all want to save everybody else now. Oh, no, I answer. Every asshole goes into therapy starts talking. They all want to save everybody else now. Oh, no, I know how to live my life. I talked to therapists somewhere across the country. Howard's ears went, whoa, whoa. You want to come on on my show? And we'll fix you on there. Jesus. It's so fucking annoying. This is the kind of woman Howard could get on a show now. Yeah. It does point. Back to the affairs, I'm, who, honey, you're trying to picture the spicy sex with this woman who's like a dreary baby fish. Oh, I know.
Starting point is 00:21:52 I bet she doesn't do butt stuff. If I had a gaff. Not on purpose. Let me see what you think. What stuff with this woman? I don't think so, but I do think that I saw something about her saying that she was very Christian at the time of one of the affairs.
Starting point is 00:22:02 Oh, she did. She grew up very religious, yes. And so I feel like she's got a lot of guilt. That's why she's so smarmy and horrible. Oh, okay. Wow, let's see, are we allowed to judge her though? And they said, like, oh, I slept with my best friend's husband. We're in an affair, we're going to counseling all of this.
Starting point is 00:22:19 This person who responded to her was like, you've gone too far. Yes, other people can have affairs, but in a fair with your best friend's husband, and I was like, oh my God, the circumstantial judgment that this woman just spat out on another woman who was asking for help is fucked up.
Starting point is 00:22:38 That's not, you can judge people whenever you want. I judge people all day long, every day, it's great. It's so fun, it's free. You suck. I make this look easy. Yeah, right? It's great, isn't it? But Carl, at the end of the day, can you forgive yourself? It's really the most.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Actually, free wallet. Actually, you can pick your in a race car. After a long day in judging. All right, so apparently having an affair is one of the most important things that you can do for self discovery. Everyone should really do it. I think the experience of an affair
Starting point is 00:23:15 is a catalyst in learning how to trust yourself. What? How is that possible? It was a big, any sense at all. You learned to trust yourself by breaking the trust of others right It's not as she's recommending it does you right? I mean, that's how you join her groups. I guess so I'm So confident you'll love having an affair that I'll guarantee you'll love it or get your money back Follow my program. Oh, this is her again with the word important. Two T's in this word, two.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Forgiveness is key, and the reason why forgiveness is so incredibly important. How many ends are there at the end of that word? Okay, so this is the thing that I wanted to get to. This is what I want to talk to you guys about. If you are the other woman in your relationship and you love this podcast, you would love the other woman in your relationship and you love this podcast, you would love the other women community. The other women community is a membership program designed to help other women just like you reclaim their relationship with themselves and heal from their affair. If you like pages full of fucking text, nonstop for days, you can scroll through for days.
Starting point is 00:24:21 I'm listening. Provide a safe and supportive environment for you to open up and talk about your experiences. Soon I mean it's Dana Carvey. It's fucking the way to. Oh, totally. Wow. We give you the tools and resources you need to grow into an authentic empowered individual. If you're ready to take the next step in your healing journey, head on over to the other woman in the wife.com backslash community to learn more about the membership and all it has to offer. If you're a home worker, good news, you can give me money.
Starting point is 00:24:53 It's a lot of money. Well, I'm sorry, I went it up. So did I. And the cost is how much? They do it by quarter, I think to throw people off because nothing's by quarter. But the community subscription is 312 dollars a year. Okay. If you want the premium subscription,
Starting point is 00:25:09 it's $392 a year. And for that, you can talk to her. Kind of. So the premium gives you the extra one-on-one hot seat per quarter live coaching session inside the community. So inside the community tells me that she's just talking to a bunch of people at once, maybe.
Starting point is 00:25:30 Right, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. She said $92. She said a party. Yeah, right, you gotta go to the party that she's at. How are you?
Starting point is 00:25:37 But this is crazy because she started off the show I listened to with this. Hey there, this is Chelsea. Pop again here. I just wanted to express the gratitude that I feel over the response to this podcast. It has been incredibly amazing to see so many of you wanting to invest in this conversation with me.
Starting point is 00:25:55 And as a response to that, I have decided to open up my calendar a bit and have 15 minute free calls with some of you where I work on one specific problem that you are encountering in life during or after in a fair. Chelsea, I'm having a problem listening to you. I don't understand what point you're making. Yeah, right. Can you translate your show for me? And I paid a lot of money for this.
Starting point is 00:26:19 I really need you to get to the point. Please. She is so self-important. Here she is talking about how important. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna free up 15 minutes of my time to help you fix your problems. Fix your fucking problems.
Starting point is 00:26:33 All right, leave me out of this, Chelsea. And you know how anyone falls for this, the wall behind her is more interesting. How anybody is fucking going, yes, I feel like this woman who is just talking at me has really got the answer. Well, check out this video. It's on-rate. I'm just gonna start from the beginning of this video. She's talking to a woman who is cheating on her husband or something. Look at how giddy she is. She actually gets excited about this type of shit. Can you tell
Starting point is 00:26:58 us a little bit about your personal experience with infidelity? Sure. I have been both the betrayed and the other woman started out as being the betrayed. I'd been married for- Fucking smiling ear to ear in energy vampire. She really is just an asshole. It's unbelievable. And Julie looks like shit. She looks like a fucking tea ball stand with that head.
Starting point is 00:27:20 I wish. Okay, let's go to her TikTok. Let's see what these TikToks that she's putting out are like. You want to find out if you have a limerence addiction? Join my community. The opposite of addiction is connection. Okay, if you are experiencing an addiction, you're going to want to be alone. The opposite of that is connection because then you have support. You have support that is coming from people who are on your side. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Fuck the remembrance. Yeah, because you didn't fuck those people over yet. Not yet. Yeah. Those people were going to like you because you haven't cheated on them. Great. They're on the list. Cool.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Yeah. Coming up soon. She's definitely trying to gaslight us. The opposite of addiction is connection. So here's what she's doing. Two very different things. Here's what she's doing. Here's what she's actually selling these people. She's selling them something the same thing
Starting point is 00:28:14 kind of religion sells. It's, you know, that feeling of forgiveness. Sure. That people chase. That they need to be- Not a thousand. Maybe another, a different religion than that Good point. No forgiveness there
Starting point is 00:28:28 But she's basically selling these people on telling everybody it's okay for what they did All of you get in one room and tell each other you're great Okay, that's a fart sniffing thing That's the point. Yes, that's the point that I wanted to make It's not even that she's selling her forgiving So she's not doing any of the work She's set up some fucking sub-run in somewhere and went, all right, you guys all just go figure your shit out, get your problems fixed up with each other. So, and give me
Starting point is 00:28:52 money. It's a goddamn discord, Carl. Holy shit, why aren't we doing this? Because we actually, why aren't we doing this? Do you want to learn how to podcast? Ask my other listeners how to podcast? Dude, other listeners, how to podcast. Dude, when this thing- When this whole thing fucking falls apart and Carl is doing master classes. Yes! Yeah. Let's go to the phones right now.
Starting point is 00:29:12 Alright, here's another number I said this. Here's another TikTok that came in. No, I mean, honestly. I'd be stupid not to do this. This is such a good business idea. Here at Bus and My Answer with live shows and shit, there's so much work involved. I can just let other people do my work.
Starting point is 00:29:25 Yeah, Chelsea is a dumb person trying desperately to sound smart. Yeah. And I think she thinks if she gets enough people to redeem themselves, she'll be redeemed somehow. Ah, I see. So this isn't just a money-making scheme. It's like proximity.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Yeah, it's also to let herself off. Yeah, she might actually feel bad. I don't know. It's hard to tell Hey dummy And find the person you love telling your outskies. Let me know how it goes Poursing a relationship to end never actually works. So we're gonna we're gonna try different approach My approach that's not true at all
Starting point is 00:30:01 We've all been in relationships and ended What is she talking about? You can't end a relationship? Yeah, of course you can. Yeah, watch me. I'm great at it. Don't fuck with that. I mean, she literally was saying in that video as far as I could tell. Like, yeah, I mean, you can't like get a divorce or leave your husband. So just, I don't sleep with other guys instead. That's my method. That's my- That's all these women are going, hey, that girl with Gary Bucey-Teeth is right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Yeah. Oh, I got one more TikTok out here. This is just insane. I just going through and looking at random videos she posted, I don't know who would watch this shit. This is exactly why people don't tell people they cheat. Because the reaction of their spouse is that of a child Just like your reactions to my content you are childlike
Starting point is 00:30:52 Childish What is wrong with this woman? She's like I know you tell your husband you're cheating on him. He has like a big baby Yeah, he spazes out. Yeah, I want a baby. He is about way He spazzes out. Yeah, I want a baby. He is about Oh, wait, I saw it to your brother. Wait. How was he supposed to react? Are you still crying about this?
Starting point is 00:31:09 We talked about a half hour ago. Can we move on? My best friend you say. How about that? What did that? More fool me. She really does suck. I mean, what reaction does she expect from these people?
Starting point is 00:31:21 Oh, oh, Jerry from work you slapped with? Okay, well, I from work you slapped with? Okay, well, I was planning on ordering Chinese for dinner. Like what is she talking about? I'm talking about expats. Or we could cook? Oh, we could cook food. Spoon here.
Starting point is 00:31:38 This is, I just wanna play this clip because this is more mumbo jumbo that does not mean anything. And I dare you all to listen to every word and translate this and figure out what she's trying to convey. Oh, I love a challenge. Because I think your own voice is getting lost
Starting point is 00:31:52 and nobody can hear you and you can't even hear yourself. That's what started. What? Your own voice. Your own voice is getting lost and you can't even hear yourself. Doesn't mean anything. It's like going back to the silent questions. She's talking about what's going on in her own brain The problem is she can't hear herself because she has so many thoughts that are clouding it a therapist
Starting point is 00:32:15 Is telling when did I win and she's buying into it from the therapist and thinking like oh, this is really good advice I need to repeat this shit on the internet now. Dude, that therapist is stupid as fuck. Yeah. And this is what they're saying to this woman. You know, well, she's stupid. It's all the people who follow this woman. The same girl in the community, Jocelyn, she just posted this meme of somebody throwing up. And it says when the butterflies actually turn into trauma.
Starting point is 00:32:43 And I thought that that was such a profound image for her to be sharing because I think in her current experience, she's like, she's still so, she's still lusting so much after a relationship that she is neglecting her own needs and wants. That's, well, her want is a relationship. Yeah, no shit. So she wants a relationship. How is she neglecting her own needs and wants. What? Well, her want is a relationship. Yeah, no shit.
Starting point is 00:33:07 So she wants a relationship. How is she neglecting the want? She's definitely not. Shut up! She's definitely not an ex-messing. Shut up! Fucking idiot. I hate you!
Starting point is 00:33:15 Carl, listen. So they're basically trying to fix themselves with memes. This is what this community is. Well, there's a lot of people who are feeling a lot better because we posted this meme today. It's great. I defy you to show me the fucking message board in America or on the internet that doesn't have memes on it.
Starting point is 00:33:31 Oh, this one found. Sign me up. This is fucking great. This one has a butterfly vomit meme. So I might actually be in now. Now, there is some good advice coming through. I want to play that for you. And then we can all move out with our fucking lives.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Giving yourself a second to pause and think about the why I want to play that for you and then we can all move out with our fucking lives. Giving yourself a second to pause and think about the why before acting is crucial, I think, to anybody who wants to change their approach towards life so that they can have a better experience in their life. No shit, sir, no shit, No shit. No shit, sir. I have one more clue. Are women really this dumb?
Starting point is 00:34:10 The fans have been told, when you make a decision, you should think about it first. And decide if you want to make a decision or not. Oh, you can do that? Wow. I mean, we're used to being told what to do. Yeah, shut up. You know.
Starting point is 00:34:23 I love you Lucy. I know. Let me listen. Love you Lucy. That's a car. I mean, I'm gonna let you back the game. I'm gonna let you back the game. I'm gonna let you back the game. Carl. Yes, sweetie.
Starting point is 00:34:34 I had one more clip. And it is a clip that was the final straw of where I turned the show off. I could not listen anymore because it made me hate her so much. And the pizza arrived Pizza comes after the show. What are we being mean to Vinnie now? Come on. There's nothing mean about pizza Is this how guest-satreated? Eventually I went down the thread eventually someone mentioned your podcast name. And so I went to it. I was like, oh, dude,
Starting point is 00:35:05 I sure wasn't me mentioning the podcast name because I love that. I love going to my own roast parties. I swear to God, there's so much fun. I show up in the comments section and then they're like, at one point someone on TikTok was like, can't you just let other people talk about you without you showing up? And I was like, no, fuck no. That's hilarious. Why would I do that? Why would I come by? And she's going to comment on this YouTube video where I post it.
Starting point is 00:35:34 Yeah. I was going to say she's in luck. There's quite a rose party going on. Yeah. Don't you love going down to the Hukulao for a luao? Because we're roasted a pig over there. Jesus Christ. This fucking show is garbage.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Yeah. You're selling nonsense to people. And if you don't know that you're selling nonsense to people, you're really stupid. She's a grifter is what this says. Do you feel bad about yourself? Give me money and I'll tell you you shouldn't. Cool.
Starting point is 00:35:59 Great. That's great. We should do this for convicted murders. Podcast hitman, I'll be by be my first client, you know, like hey don't feel bad. I mean Someone was gonna kill Jerry anyway, so pencils have you racers come on. It's gonna be your time You know that wouldn't crazy thing. What does that tell you about this woman's psyche? If she's just actively out there looking for people talking negative about her to read it. Tells you everything you need to know.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Yeah, honestly. Fucking in the words of Shakespeare. This way lies madness people. Don't get into it. If I fucking looked at all the shit people write about fucking this show, the creep off all the shit out of the internet, I'd be hanging in my garage. You should really read that more often.
Starting point is 00:36:44 I don't. Probably hanging in my garage. You should really read that more often. I don't know. I probably should. Poor garage. You'll never survive. All right, I'm going to hate myself and Carl's garage. How's your home Otis? When Ottawa's proposed electricity regulations make electricity unreliable, the things you rely on
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Starting point is 00:37:57 Because this week's Gringe of the Week is spectacular. You know, it's no different than police officer running to a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag.
Starting point is 00:38:11 That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag.
Starting point is 00:38:19 That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. That's a bad tag. God, they're gonna be having that year and review episode coming up at the center. Right, yeah. And we're gonna have to review this. So, god damn it, he wins every year with that.
Starting point is 00:38:28 I know. So annoying. I'm picking him this year. For some reason, we all picked top buyers. I called him on Labor Day. For some reason, top buyers does seasons of his show, his political show. Like, does Congress take the summer,
Starting point is 00:38:42 I mean, they take August off, I guess. I think about it. Guess that doesn't make sense. But anyway, they take all the summer off for whatever reason. And he's back. He's back and he's ready to go. And you'll be shocked. No, it starts with a Trump joke. Is the first joke out of the game. Oh, I don't know. I set your calendars. Let's listen., and welcome to a new season of Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. Since the previous episode recording, Donald Trump has been indicted for multiple crimes in multiple jurisdictions, but I'll do what his legal team wants to do,
Starting point is 00:39:19 delay dealing with them until later in this episode. Fuck it, Jack! I said it. It's not a joke. I don't know what... So he's trained his co-host to laugh when he stops talking. It's what I've discovered, because there's a bunch of things in here like, that wasn't even a punchline. What does he throw him a treat?
Starting point is 00:39:40 Yeah, maybe he holds it up during his big long joke. After the life he throws it at the 10% of his mouth in a fucking seal. We all saw Mitch McConnell when he froze again. They asked him if he was gonna run for re-election in 2026 and he just blanked. He just stopped moving or talking. So we've all heard jokes about it,
Starting point is 00:40:04 we've all made jokes about it. We've all made jokes about it. Tom's back. He's got his own joke. Let's see what he does with this material. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell froze when he was asked if he was going to run for re-election in 2026. To be fair, he was probably thinking whether he was going to still be alive then. was going to still be alive then. What the hell? To the wifery. It's as in raging as the joke. What if he was going to be alive then?
Starting point is 00:40:30 Wow, Tommy. It follows. I stopped talking. Fucking age. Remember that terrible Billy Crystal movie Mr. Saturday night? I never saw it. But yeah, it's fucking horrific. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:44 What day of the week does he put the show out? I think if Thursday, I'd drive to hell. Fuck it, Mr. Thursday afternoon. Yeah, right here, everybody. Oh, he's the worst. He's the worst. Don't get me started. So Lauren Bober.
Starting point is 00:40:56 Lauren Bober just had a very embarrassing moment moment where she got kicked out of a theater and she was like, groping her boyfriend and she was grabbed her tits, she was jerking them off, I think they did anal. It was a whole thing. It was all captured on camera. We watched it on New Orleans broadcasters. So I'm like, well, Tom's gonna have great stuff for this. Obviously, Tom, it's already funny.
Starting point is 00:41:23 So all Tom's gonna do is put out his charm and let's see what happens. Lauren Bobert was escorted from a theater during a live performance for vaping, singing and recording during the show. How embarrassing her getting kicked out. And she wasn't even with someone who is exposing themselves in public. What? What does that mean? Did you get that one? No, it makes sense. Ed, she wasn't even with someone who had whipped their dick out. Okay. It's the punchline. All right,
Starting point is 00:41:53 well, hold on a second. That was just the first of many Lauren Bober jokes. All right. So hold on. Well, maybe you'll redeem himself. Hold on. That was not the first of anything. That was the first swing of this. That was anything. Strike one. Twing and a miss. And the show was a musical about Beetlejuice. It's a kids show. If she doesn't want to be associated with socializing with predators,
Starting point is 00:42:19 she shouldn't be hanging around at a place for kids. She doesn't want to be so shady with Predator. Where did the Predator come from? I have no idea. And none of it makes any sense. Also, Beetlejuice was not a movie for kids. No, no. It's an adult movie.
Starting point is 00:42:35 And what is with that more animated delivery? And what about him? Who's going to see Beetlejuice? What's all this about? I thought he was going to break into songs. I actually, I feel like he took some notes. Fuck, I feel like he took some notes this year for the new season and decided to be a little more animated.
Starting point is 00:42:53 I decided to be a little more animated. Yeah. He kind of sounds like retarded side fell. You're right. That's good. Okay, you know that's good, because Chris is writing it down. Returned in sidebound.
Starting point is 00:43:07 All right. You got it. And it would look a little something like this. That's cool. That's by Jello. Where's my Jello? This window is delicious. Have you tried this window?
Starting point is 00:43:15 Uncle Leo. All right. So we're still talking about Beetlejuice. He's got more jokes for us here. I have a theory that she went to see the Beetlejuice musical because Beetlejuice's teeth are like those of her supporters. Shhh. All right, I've seen the movie Beetlejuice.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Is there something with his teeth that's well known? Not that you would notice, but. No, I mean Good looking group Do not comment on our teeth All right, so that that one I didn't really understand plus like her supporters teeth That's the one that got that was the one I'm just like I'm not sure if that's a joke or not top I think you missed that one, but on he's the one that got that was the one I'm just like I'm not sure if that's a joke or not Tom. I think you missed that one. But a lot. He's got one more Lauren Bober joke and I think he really nails the he's Six the landing. I guess is what they would say here. It's a shame Lauren Bober didn't get kicked out of the Barbie movie because then the audience would have felt sorry for her and thought it's a shame they're kicking out one of Margot Robbie's standins.
Starting point is 00:44:24 But it's a shame they're kicking out one of Margot Robbie's stand-ins. What? It's a shame she didn't kick down to the Barbie movie because then people would have thought it's a shame that she's getting kicked out of the Barbie movie. A message to Jeff Heisen. You're a pussy, Jeff. Yeah, shut up, Jeff. Jeff, you are the biggest loser in podcasting. It's such a loser. The fact that you are fucking second fiddled
Starting point is 00:44:47 of Tom Myers and you even entertain a chocolate. Oh makes you a fucking loser. It's not good. Oh I'm not good. I'm he's in more than time. What was that joke? People are gonna think that she's so when you go to a movie you don't have anyone who's a stand-in for you. I mean, it's not like a play where you might get sick or sick or sat in. Is this the Academy Awards that they have standard? Like, people sit in the seats? I don't know. I don't know what he's talking about. It doesn't make any fucking sense. I think you just paid her a very good compliment because Margot Robbie's fucking hot.
Starting point is 00:45:21 I don't, I don't know that anyone would compare those two, but whatever. Well, Lauren Bobard has that country bar passed around charm. Sure. And the titties. Oh yeah. Those titties. Let's not forget those titties. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:35 I'm looking at you over there, Lucy. Oh, thank you. Those titties. I appreciate that. That's all my heart. Oh. We're gonna beat all juice some, am I right? Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:45:47 Okay, so bombinandes was just indicted. And so, bombinandes is a Democrat. Yeah. So I'm like, well, what's Tom going to do with this? He never rags on Democrats. What see what he does with it? New Jersey Senator bombinandes has been indicted once again on corruption charges after for the president of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of
Starting point is 00:46:08 the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of
Starting point is 00:46:24 the state of the state of the state of the state of Santos. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh.
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Starting point is 00:46:40 Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. Bleh. George Santos He threw up Jeff Heisen finally hit a back when he threw up in his own mouth Amazing all right now. We're gonna talk about Chuck Todd and this is one of those jokes where I feel like
Starting point is 00:47:02 There's a word economy issue going on here Maybe pull some of these words out of the joke. Chuck Todd officially stepped down as the moderator of Meet the Press. And he bid farewell in a rather sentimental goodbye on social media. In return, of course, he faced a brutal roast from the internet who wished that he not so much is stepped down from the role of moderator
Starting point is 00:47:26 as step off a curb in front of an oncoming truck. Jim. Right. You kind of assembled three other jokes what you took out of that. He stepped down from his position and just stepped off a curb. Like he just make that so much shorter and easier to get to.
Starting point is 00:47:44 It's so hard to get to that point with him. Nothing would be a good joke. You can't make that so much shorter and easier to get to. It's so hard to get to that point with them. Not that it would be a good joke. You can't make that into a good joke. I'm not saying that. And I'm trying to, like, I'm sitting here thinking to myself, how can you dissect this to make this one better? And there's no reason to have a try. Because I feel like that punchline,
Starting point is 00:47:59 you know, delivered in the right hands could be funny if somebody didn't see a comment, but we all saw a comment, but we all side coming. Saute coming. Yeah. I was fucking waiting for it for an hour. Showed up late. Steped off the curb and was waiting for us.
Starting point is 00:48:14 I was waiting for it. What is the punch I get to give you? I've been waiting. Okay. JFK Jr. is a Democrat, but he's after a right type of Democrat. So Tom does not like him. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wanted to debate Dr. Peter Hotez on the efficacy of vaccines. Dr. Hotez won't do it presumably because it's impossible to get 90 minutes out of vaccines work and you're a fucking idiot. Not a joke.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Secondly, I do like Tom's child like grasps on reality. Vaccines equals good. Republicans equals bad. He really does not understand any nuance to any of these issues. You are way more succinct about it that he is. He is no clue.
Starting point is 00:49:00 What the hell he's talking about. He's really an idiot. Okay, remember Threads? Remember when that was a thing? Facebook launched their Twitter competitor. Oh yeah. Threads, I'd already gone, right? No one talks about it, no one's ever been on it.
Starting point is 00:49:13 But it happened, and sometimes I gotta make a joke about it because they've been off in another bag. Threads has started as an alternative to Twitter. I was optimistic that it was gonna be free of racists and sexism until I heard it was run by Mark Zuckerberg. Then I thought, off fuck it, never mind. Anyway, it's a great chance for me to promote my mastodon account. This is what I mean by he stops talking and they're like, I guess we laugh now. It's a great way for me to promote my maston account. I guess we laugh now. It's a great way for me to promote my mess on account
Starting point is 00:49:52 Jeff has a family that's waiting for him Jeff has so many other things he is like a person is any a lawyer Yeah, I think he's retired, but yeah, well you said retarded wrong. I did he He can be doing I am convincing we do better things than this. Yes! I know raping children would be a better use of his time. The podcasting with Tom Myers. Yes, Vinnie, yes! I agree. I don't agree with you often, but yes, raping children is much better than listening to Tom Myers, yeah. I know, I agree.
Starting point is 00:50:18 Okay, everybody wins. Now, I'm gonna declare that maybe I'm the idiot on this next one, because I don't get this joke at all. Please explain this one to me if you guys understand it. The Jack in the Box restaurant chain has opened a Snoop Dogg themed chain in California, which explains why everyone who is eaten there no longer has glaucoma. It's a weed joke. Uh huh. That's as far as I got. Does weed cure glaucoma? I think so.
Starting point is 00:50:51 Doesn't cure well. Yeah, but it like helps with it. Does it really? Yeah. I'm 99% sure. It is like that's okay. That's a really I didn't know that. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. Okay. Your declaration has been accepted by the actress. Lucy and I. I'm a fucking idiot. But I have to tell you guys, this is exciting. This is literally the worst joke Tom has ever written and told ever. It's even worse than Bong hit transplant. I'm declaring it right now. All right, get to your shelters before you play it.
Starting point is 00:51:25 Without further ado, I'm declaring it right now. Alright, get to your shelters before you play it. ["The Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball Fireball
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Starting point is 00:51:55 But, did you hear even Jeff Heisen's reaction was like, Oh, yeah. The fuck was that? Let's hear that punch line again. Yeah, but he looks so confused. That's the one just I have, but let's hear that punch line again. Yeah, but he looks so confused. That's the one just I have, but let's hear that again. Well, he's Ashton Kutcher.
Starting point is 00:52:10 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, I see. I see. Carl, that joke created refugees.
Starting point is 00:52:20 And the show has reached a new low. That is a bomb, folks. Wow. I don't even know why he thought that was going to be fought here. What he was going for there. They should get that show off there because it's got that guy in it. God damn. I don't even feel bad about that beetle juice joke anymore.
Starting point is 00:52:39 Yeah, I feel fucking fantastic. Yeah, that's teeth. Yeah, right. God damn it. I'm going to start a community. Okay, so that's the end of his monologue After that he goes okay, and I'm at the show and introduces the panel and Jeff Heisen's got a hot take right out of the gate here How was everyone's summer? Well, Tom. It's been so long Oh, everyone's summer
Starting point is 00:53:01 What's the deal? How was everyone's summer? Well, Tom, it's been so long since I've seen you like Beetlejuice. I said, Tom Myers, Tom Myers, Tom Myers, and there you are. So it's great to be back. This is so uncomfortable. So you had a good summer. Well, what's so funny about that is that Tom's on there with three or four other people.
Starting point is 00:53:27 And he does this twice where he goes, how's everyone's summer? How's everyone doing? Which is a terrible way to start a conversation on a podcast. If you're gonna talk to someone, look at them and ask them a fucking question. Not just like, all right, now someone else talk for a while. See, it doesn't work.
Starting point is 00:53:44 And the problem, he has them to trade too well. Like he stops talking to they all just go, hi, yeah, I'm asking you a question. The good point. You're coming out strong with the Liz Trust reference within the first five minutes of season four. That's why this podcast is below. How's everyone else doing? His podcast is below. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's
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Starting point is 00:54:32 Do you guys wanna listen to me tell jokes some more? I mean, what are we gonna do next? No, no, no. Too bad, too bad. Too fucking bad. Well, this episode starts with an ad read, which I was shocked by, especially because of the content of this ad.
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Starting point is 00:55:48 Yeah. I can't wait for your ads. Yeah, I can't wait to find Carl Hamburger, the podcast viewer. I had a guy reach out to me and he goes, Carl, you've inspired me. I want to start my own podcast. You can give me some tips and he asked me, you know,
Starting point is 00:56:01 some of the questions people ask me, what kind of equipment do they need? How do I syndicate it? How do I do that kind of stuff? And then his last question was, and what should I talk about? Okay. All right, I'll do your first two podcasts for you.
Starting point is 00:56:14 Yeah, I'm like, the fuck is jumping when you're ready? How are you supposed to know you should be talking about it? You're fine. That's stupid. He's... Oh, shit. The last clip I have, I mean, it's the last clip I have.
Starting point is 00:56:25 I mean, it's a fan of the show. So he's a smart guy. But the last clip I have is Tom's talking about his local government, and the county that he lives in in Maryland, is Republican. And the new government is a different Republican than the old government was. So this is Tom's take on that. And I think he might be in moron. So now it's like both the former Republican administration
Starting point is 00:56:53 and the new one are throwing shades at each other. So based. Throwing shades. Yeah. Ripping off their glasses and chucking them into throwing shades at each other. All right, it gets dower. Oh, good.
Starting point is 00:57:04 So basically myself and the rest of the Democrats in Hartford County, Maryland are basically just waiting until they literally cannibalize each other until they're literally feasting on each other's remains. Does he know what literally means? So he thinks that these administrations are gonna eat each other. And then Democrats think over, right? Is that how the Constitution works? I'm very confused by that entire thing.
Starting point is 00:57:32 I don't think that's how succession works at all. No, I don't think it is. So that's time, it's a political show. He must be a political expert. And like Suthering John says, there's just no money in left-wing politics. That's not his fault. It's not anyone's fault.
Starting point is 00:57:46 Jeff Heisen, you should be ashamed of yourself. Zuma says about football. He's like, ah, not everyone's into it. I mean, 12 people watch my show, but people don't like football. So what are you gonna do? The mob is spoken. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Starting point is 00:57:57 Matt McCusker. You know what that is? I do. He was just an Rochester. Yeah. I gotta get back to the comedy club. I've not been going and I'm missing good shows. Including this weekend. Caledon again. He was just an roachist, sir. Yeah. I gotta get back to the comedy club. I have not been going and I'm missing good shows. And including this weekend.
Starting point is 00:58:06 Caledon again. He's great. Tonight. I'm gonna be in Buffalo tonight. I can't go. Lane. I know. I'm bummed about that.
Starting point is 00:58:13 Anyway, Matt had a tough time getting home. He brought his entire family with him. I've heard. You heard that he had a tough time getting home. I heard he brought his whole family. Yeah, he brought his entire family to kids and everything like that. And so Shane Gill's looking at him like,
Starting point is 00:58:27 why would you do that, man? It's like that's going on the road and doing comedy is the time you get away from those fucking people. What are you thinking? So anyway, apparently Matt got stuck at the airport. He watched his airport. Not in the airport, people get stuck at very often.
Starting point is 00:58:41 You know, it's not like one of those things. He's like, well, it's a lay-off or something. What are you gonna do? Especially at this time of year. Yeah, yeah. No problem. Yeah, right. Exactly, but not like one of those things. We just like, well, it's a layover. So what are you gonna do? Especially at this time of year. Yeah, no problem. Yeah, right. Exactly. But he did have some good things to say.
Starting point is 00:58:49 So I thought I'd play them here. Yeah, dude. No, I had a hard night. I need that. But yeah, it's, it's fun. It was honestly, it was a good time. But it is a lot, dude. We had a drive home from the Rochester, I was telling you.
Starting point is 00:58:59 Fucking hell. We got stuck in the airport. It's four hours in the airport. We got stuck in the airport for four hours. Luckily Rochester Airport does rule. They have our an archive free arcade there by street fighter and shit That was nice. That was nasty as hell I ate spicy beef jerky and played street fighter and his parts Chloe and his strollers was like check it out
Starting point is 00:59:19 You know I always forget that there's a free arcade there cuz it's next to the bar That's true. That's right. And then I'm like, it's right there. I'm on my way to the gate and I'm like, fucking donkey-tongued. Shit. I know I can't be playing this.
Starting point is 00:59:33 No fucking tie. Well, they're drinking like a loser. All right. So he got an Airbnb when he was in Rochester. Because you know, we had the family with him. So now I can put him up at the nice hotel. They put all the comics up at. He's going to get an Airbnb. And apparently, um had the family with them. So, now I can put them up at the nice hotel. They put all the comics up at. He's gonna get an Airbnb.
Starting point is 00:59:46 And apparently, that sucked. Go. We get the Rochester. They have a backyard, which they described as an oasis, by the way, paradise or oasis, I forget. It's fucking, it was a gravel backyard, like a gravel circle with a big fire pit. Fucking nice.
Starting point is 01:00:04 Pictures were beautiful. My camera's the light fires out there. It's. Fucking nice. Pictures were beautiful, my camera to light fires out there. It's gonna be awesome. We get there fucking four foot high weeds. Now I'm just like, you can't even sit in the chair. It's far from an oasis. So they're sticking up through everywhere. So I'm like, bring me a lady's number.
Starting point is 01:00:15 I called her, I'm like, dude, your backyard is fucked. It's as plainly as I could. I was like, dude, like, this is kind of bullshit. We guys hoping like light fires are shit. And dude, she starts going, well, yeah, like our gardener stops like taking care of that area after the summer.
Starting point is 01:00:31 And I was like, no, these weeds, and I hit her with like ice a landscape lady. I was like, these weeds have been growing here for like three months or this tall. This didn't just sprout up overnight. She goes, okay, well like, yeah, I just never had a person have a problem with that. I'm like, oh, so now I'm being ridiculous.
Starting point is 01:00:44 I guess I'm being ridiculous and picky. She was like, I'm not saying that. I'm like, oh, so now I'm being ridiculous. Yeah, I guess I'm being ridiculous and picky She was like I'm not saying that I'm like we said that no one else had a problem except for me Which I naturally implies that I'm the one being ridiculous. That's actually a good tactic right there Someone complains about let me do is no one else complains about I don't know. It's like a real prick The pictures look oh okay, well, you wanted the food you order? Oh, okay, well, you wanted the food. You ordered? Oh, okay. Oh, I'm sorry, you're hiding. Let me go back to the kitchen and cook the right food.
Starting point is 01:01:10 I love it. Let me go back down to the galley. So, he also met Blames having diarrhea. He blames out of Rochester as well. And not even that one could be. Not even garbage plate related. He said he has the type of COVID that gives you diarrhea. Oh, so apparently.
Starting point is 01:01:28 And on the Drew and Mike show, people were saying that our meet and greet was a super spreader event. Did anybody here get COVID from our meet and greet? I didn't either, but brandon from the Drew and Mike show got COVID and so did a Westerner called in to say that. But I don't think it was from our show. I think he was making out. Yeah, I was going to say that. But I don't think it was from our show. I think it was absolutely just making out. Yeah, I was gonna say it was that the guy
Starting point is 01:01:47 who was making out was about back. Yeah, I think that's exactly what that was. All right, this has been a crazy week for our boy, Stutt Joe, your buddy. Yeah, so John's been doing this new thing where he's sniping the BS show, you know, Bob and Shulie show. They do Monday to Friday, 9 a.m. Eastern time. And so John is on the West Coast. He's probably still in bed. He doesn't turn on his camera, but he just starts
Starting point is 01:02:31 sniping their show. And he's bad at it. And he's not funny or interesting or anything. But this was hilarious because on Fridays, what happens is they end the show early and go behind the paywall. So if you want to see the second half of the show, you have to be a member, either on Patreon or YouTube, to watch that. Okay. And, John, you know, they have YouTube by default has like an auto play. It'll just play the next video.
Starting point is 01:02:55 Yeah. YouTube thinks you're interested in. Yeah. John doesn't pick up on that. He thinks that this is what's happening. God, surely, channel. Oh, check this out. It's hilarious. What are they doing now? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:03:08 Oh, now they're showing collective soul. Yeah, he would. You know, I love your morning one man should. Oh, so we got the sound of the video. I'm the video. He's just watching it right now. Collective soul. That's right. Down there playing Jay Leno.
Starting point is 01:03:27 This is all these guys got. Now they're gonna play Jay Leno, my boss. Let's go back, Jack, video they're playing Jay and they're gonna play collective soul. No, I don't have the sound on. So if they're trying to get me some kind of strike, I'm not even listening. And the only strike they'll get is their own. So now we can get this timestamp.
Starting point is 01:03:54 And I'll just, let's see, let's just get them. Now I will file an official complaint. They are sniping. They are playing. Click the soul. That's amazing. He's so stupid. Guys, they're playing Atlanta.
Starting point is 01:04:11 It's unbelievable. Guys, I don't know. That's right. Now I, now I'm going to report them. So the fact that he's all excited to report them, again, what goes around comes around. This is such a bad move. And anyone's parked to be doing it, playing this game. They're like, oh, I'm going to get them again, what goes around comes around this is such a bad move on anyone's park to be do it playing this game I'm gonna get them in trouble
Starting point is 01:04:29 They're gonna get in trouble now. I got the time stamp What if it was a video of a disaster like the twin towers coming out. He's like oh Jesus Julie do that I go, Jesus. The Jewel do that. It was the Jews. This is just like that 11. Now I'm going to report them. Okay.
Starting point is 01:04:53 They are playing a song. They better hope that they didn't have that on. They better hope it. Oh, man. They better hope. Karen John is even better than smug John. They better hope it. Oh man. They better hope. Karen John is even better than smug John. They didn't have the sound up. Oh, they stopped their feed. Yeah. A while ago. They stopped their feed. They always want stuff ahead of me. Hello, you too, is your manager there? I'm all the Buffalo fans from us.
Starting point is 01:05:27 Sean, they left. It appears that this is your order plate. Order plate for you. Recommend the video. Shut up. Yeah. Stop telling them things. What are you doing?
Starting point is 01:05:37 That's okay. I can recommend videos. They went away. They ended their own show. In fact, you're right. Wow. just wow. So then John turns it into, oh, they ran away. Because John was sniping.
Starting point is 01:05:51 I was like, no, they always had their show early on Fridays. But you know, he's smarter than he acts. This is all part of a work. No one believes we have this theory that I have, but it's like, you can't be this dumb. Right? Really? Your friends, you can't be this dumb. Right? Really? Your friends, Johnny can't be this dumb, right?
Starting point is 01:06:08 He's probably an act that he's doing. Carl. I honestly, if you told me a year ago, if you told me this a year ago, after having any conversations with him, I would say you're insane. Yeah. So there's something to your theory.
Starting point is 01:06:22 Yeah, okay. I can't believe John is this stupid because nobody is. Nobody I've ever encountered is this stupid and I don't truck a really. And I'm pretty well actually. And no one is this stupid. Well, maybe John is because the show he now worked his side to pull a prank on John
Starting point is 01:06:41 and pretend that Bob quits the show. And John buys it completely. Playing his stream while he's watching us like I want to do a fucking show and I was fucking doing the show and nobody fucking listens to me. Mike's like, oh, let's do this is what he's fucking doing. Fuck you guys. Go fuck yourself. I was playing his stream. This is by the way I grabbed this from the self-righted from Barnes and Noob's posted this. So he's going to do a little editing on here. But so John they posted this so John would see it and think that Bob quit the
Starting point is 01:07:17 show, which worked perfectly. Of course, it's all happening. Yeah, check this. Check out this for you. But he doesn't know what to do with the cell. It's all happening. Yeah, check this. Check out this for you. This is where you can see on March 10th, Cabean Girls' Day. Some of your jov live time got here. It's gonna be a show. See if we can break up in real time. Stuttering John wins again.
Starting point is 01:07:46 Mass of Stuttering John wins. Thank you, Mutter and Jay. Oh, no. Stuttering John just owned Trailer Trasco big time. I got the link, link, but not posting it behind the paywall. Here's a screenshot. Now it's almost it. But Stuttering John humiliated Trailer Trasco and forced the network off. How would St Southern John have this
Starting point is 01:08:06 unless they had it on their channel? Oh, the gutter life here is awesome. Holy shit. Fucking hell. I am the goat. Have you texted me? He's the bloat, the biggest loser of all time. Oh, this is, okay, so now his nephew texts him.
Starting point is 01:08:29 So then he calls his nephew on the phone and listen to this conversation. Hey, I'm live now. No, no, no, listen, I, you're not on speaker, but guess what? Bob, I just got him to fucking, I'm sniping him, right? Just got him to, and they remove their stream, go to members only. Then I start going to old shows.
Starting point is 01:08:51 They removed at least 10 shows from their fucking network and made it private because I'm fucking, because I'm sniping them. I was talking to Bob today about this, and guess you have producer Joe was just looking at whatever John was trying to find a goof out of just on the list to get in real time just to fuck with John and John's like Oh get over on them. They're taking out all their videos and Dude isn't this amazing? Yep, it is they are fucking taking They're fucking right now taking their shows away. So in other words, they can watch my show, Tom. And I can't, but I'm not allowed to watch theirs.
Starting point is 01:09:30 Listen to me, fucking, um, the other thing, leave you just quit. Live, it's all over Twitter. Oh, dude, he just quit. He goes, I'm sick of this shit. Fuck you guys. And he left. Now, I don't know if it's a work, dude, he just quit. He goes, I'm sick of this shit. Fuck you guys. And he left. Now, I don't know if it's a work time, but, but be my Tom Hagen here. Let's find out.
Starting point is 01:09:51 I'll see you later. A little bit of doubt. Cripped it at the end of the hair. Call me later. All right. Now, it could be that I'm actually the bottom of this joke, and I probably shouldn't be celebrating so much. There's a first time for everything. First time ever. Okay, are we gonna bounce around on that? Don't trust, oh, John, please.
Starting point is 01:10:15 So dumb. And then Bob went on John show after that. What? He had Bob on? Yes, he did. Dude, that's all. That's what I meant to say this earlier. I talked about in the last episode, the weekly round table discussion of Southern John. It's out.
Starting point is 01:10:34 It's happening. Friday is at 4 p.m. I think we're going to do it on my channel first and then we're going to rotate other people's channels. So, Shule will have it on his channel. I'm sure we'll get too key involved. Carlos Danger, all the different people, Missy Bee reached out to me, she wants to be a part of it.
Starting point is 01:10:49 All the different people who want to have a discussion about Southern John will do it weekly, get caught up, because there's so much happening on a weekly basis. We can't cover it all here. Jesus Christ. It's unbelievable. I'm just not talking. Okay, this is great.
Starting point is 01:11:05 So now I'm gonna show you some MLC. MLC had this guy, David Justkao on his show, and you know, a cabinet amount of the show, and asked him about Stuttering John. And this is great because I want you to know that John is watching this as this is happening. Are you familiar with Stuttering John? Me? Yeah. Of course. I mean, I'm a big Howard
Starting point is 01:11:27 Stern guy and now you're a big fan. No, not a fan at all. Of who? Stuttering John. Why? How it's learned? Why? Why? Why are you not like Stuttering John? He's insane. He's lost it. You know, like I think I was a fan and then, you know, I've just heard horrible things through friends. Like what? Well, one thing that he smells bad. Oh my god, he thinks. He literally stinks.
Starting point is 01:11:56 That's what I've been told. That can't be true. I don't know. I'm telling you that I was like I said, that's something you don't forget because, you know, somebody, somebody you that I was like I said, that's something you don't forget, because you know, somebody, somebody doesn't like somebody, they say, here's why he's bad, but then when they say, they also smell,
Starting point is 01:12:10 that's the one you remember, because that's very rare. Wow. Yeah, that is weird. Adam, you put it up, and so John is of course watching this show, and thank you Pickwick Pup for posting this in the subreddit. John's watching the show,
Starting point is 01:12:24 so he's like, give me the link. I want to talk to this guy, so that John joins the show to confront him about this. And this is fantastic. Jessica. Just cow. David, just cow. Just cow.
Starting point is 01:12:36 I don't know. I never heard of you. I think you were an I smell from who? I don't know. You know, so I guess I'd accompany you. I'm bullshit about me. I take a shower and fuck them dead. I'd accommodate. I believe that in a shirt. I just thought the shirt was to the shower.
Starting point is 01:12:50 You look good. I love you, my hair looks. You've never heard anyone else say that you smell. Well, I'm my feet. I've heard, yes. On the tonight show, when I would edit my pieces, I would, Dave, you have any questions about the stern show from Stuttering John? No, I just I used to, you know, I was a stern fan. I liked when you were on the show.
Starting point is 01:13:13 Oh, that's what you said before when I wasn't here. Oh, no, I heard, I heard John. Well, let me let me remember the exact word you said. No, I heard he's insane. Saddy say. He said, yeah, I heard he smelled insane That's what he said he said he's not the deep man He said he said I heard he smelled come on tough guy Give it to me now you old fuck come on That's what I heard yes Yeah, okay But you don't recall the sauce do you? You don't recall who fucking said it to you?
Starting point is 01:13:40 You know what at least fucking be a man And tell me who said that shit You're talking a guy who takes bubble baths. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, and a guy who wears fucking pink ladies shoes. I haven't seen you in a long time. I haven't, I was wondering what you were up to. I mean, I have, you know, it was a big story.
Starting point is 01:13:55 I don't even know you for you to fucking start trashing me. That's what I'm saying. I'm not trashing you. You don't have to know a guy for him to lie. You don't have to give a guy permission for him to trash you. He doesn't, you don't have to know a guy for him to lie. You don't have to give a guy permission for him to trash you. He doesn't, you don't have to get a written request. The permission.
Starting point is 01:14:09 This is why I think your shows will work. This guy's gonna just start trashing me for no reason. You don't even know. That's a man, should you? I mean, I heard you were like this. A little time. Did you give everyone plenty of reasons? What are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:14:21 Just for no reason. What do you think about their job? I think he's a loser and I've already smelled bad. Why you dreshen me? No, I just gave you my reasons. Yeah, I know. And also, I think the best part about all of this is the Jagos boy, and I have been told that my feet stick really bad. And an example of Athens and I show a place where
Starting point is 01:14:40 your shoes should be on at all times. It's not good at your highest early job of all time. I think a plate of all your feet stink. It's not a great job. I love you buddy, but yeah, you admitted it. John, these people are just fucking with you. Oh, he's the best.
Starting point is 01:14:57 He just falls for it every time. Stop, he steps on every rake in the lawn. It's just every fucking time. If I ever have to go on a show to explain, I'm not insane. It's over. All right. Just somebody just tell me, Carol, sorry, you're calling it. I'm gonna tell people you're not insane. What are you doing? Confrentation. Yeah, I am. And you know what? Because I call out bullshit when I see it and I call out
Starting point is 01:15:20 fucking phony people. And if you're gonna sit there and trash me and expect me not to come on here and call you out Word you're out of your fucking mind. I don't know. I say you know I say money talk and don't sit walks. I'm I'm as will as you see me. I'm not insane. I've fucking it but I'll tell you this. I don't know who you are And you know who I'm sorry when thank you. Scola. Yep. He's not right. I wish when he was saying Who the fuck is this guy? I don't even guess that I'm on the same side of the question. I'm sitting here looking at this and I'm going okay Judges made a good point who the fuck is Kevin Brennan have on his show these dude? Who are these people the guests on
Starting point is 01:16:00 Kevin show lately I don't know any of these fucking people. I guess he got to a fight with ski mask other day kicked him off the show like what is going on? Show you some good gas like me and Melton. If only his green screen failed when he said I'm as real as you see me. Yeah, I know that he just faded away. You said right in front of downtown L.A. right now. Well, no, I'm in Kanoga Park, but I'm also in the sky. God dammit. He's amazing. He's great. Okay. So Barnes and Noobs put together this fantastic video. And he just wants to demonstrate that John has a very short memory for
Starting point is 01:16:34 guts, things that he says and does on the internet. Maybe start taking a minute to strive and have really retortes to drunken rage. I'm not drunk and I don't have any rage. Flashback. It's wrong, old man. I want to pound their skulls. No.
Starting point is 01:16:54 Hehehe. That's not me. No. Kaila. Not all the time. Yes! Yes! In a flashbang. I'm not drunk and I don't have any rage.
Starting point is 01:17:16 Good points, Chad. Good points. Alright, I'm gonna put out a little warning for everybody. The next clip that I'm gonna play does include the Z-Man. It's time to mock. Z-Mock. And I'm playing this because this was posted by one-possibility-5653 in Reddit and Chad is so bad that he's telling us this guy.
Starting point is 01:17:46 He has no idea how to clown people. I don't know. He entertained the shit out of him. He's jumping around the pool like an asshole. Do you see that video over there? No. He's like, hype train in the pool. No.
Starting point is 01:17:57 He's so stupid. Why did you bring that? I think Carter showed it to me. I thought he probably already seen it. But he's like, he's like, should I do the hype train of the pool and he's got his like laptop on a stand by the pool And he's in a pool in a hotel pool being an asshole dancing around Yeah, I don't get say that's not telling I don't pay attention to chat anymore Sorry, I'm not seeing that but this is why I don't pay attention to chat anymore
Starting point is 01:18:20 So this is a clip that I saw that made me howl because it's so dumb. It is the dumbest thing ever. First of all, John, he's out of his fucking mind, this guy, Stuttering John. And I'm, again, this is not going to be Uncle Rico. I'm just going to play this clip because I was laughing my ass off because it's insane. What we're doing, this is so dumb dumb watch how insane he is right now about sure good setup let's go just watch all right ready yet I could not stop laughing all right I'm laying in my bed crying oh he's crying what are we doing all right literally she has a whole network because of
Starting point is 01:19:02 his clown now he's doing his Patrick Melton impression. What are we doing? He doesn't warrant the add-in to this video. And I mean, to say he's not funny, I mean, he's not funny intentionally funny. And this is, this may be like so hard. So let's watch it together. He's bitching about shoe-hole tone. For not paying anybody that works hard on his show.
Starting point is 01:19:27 to hold your tone for not paying anybody that works hard on his show. The do's pay a shittaton for neglecting his family while he does 10 stupid shows a day. What is Chaddle having I right now? He found the one thing that isn't interesting that John does and he's cracking up for some reason. The do's pay a shit atone for having his wife and his parents and her parents to pay the mortgage. Oh, I know that is a fact. And lastly, the chat base for me for laughing too wildly during the show. What's he doing?
Starting point is 01:20:03 Laughing at fingers. Yeah, funny stuff. It's got his fingers up. Sure does. Doos pay a shittatone. Why is he doing this? Why are you doing this? All right.
Starting point is 01:20:17 Well, let me get this ugly fucking bastard off my fucking screen. Look at his guy. What is this good funny, Chad? What's like what's he doing? Seriously, imagine that's your life. Hey, I weigh people shit. Yeah, that's what I do. Hey, just pay what are you doing? Are you waiting someone shit? Great. It looks to me like Chad picked the wrong place in the video to hit start
Starting point is 01:20:46 But was already so committed with that little double dough. Then he's just like Ah, am I right? I told you just howling in bad watching. Isn't this great? It's so funny. I was shit. I'd like to congratulate Chad for keeping his making me not laugh Sleep. That's true. Live. Thank you. Way to go, Chad. He's the kill rip kid at making us not laugh. Iron man. I'm at over a million, a million views today. Are you? Oh, those pay, am I hurting your feelings?
Starting point is 01:21:18 Do you think, yeah, yeah, yeah? This, the parts coming up that maybe just roll. Oh, good. It's coming off. Get off of my screen. Doospeg. The doospeg. You can just say doospear over and over and over and over.
Starting point is 01:21:34 Now we're here. Fucking loser. He's got to weigh someone's shit. I mean, I'm here. If that was, if that was me, and I had to weigh someone shit, would you look up to me? This is the party gets me right here. We got here, we got here, we got.
Starting point is 01:22:03 Or, would you... Was that that funny? Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. He's making Scythering John boring dude. He just dragged all the fun we've been having. I know I know It's hard to do given fake laughing a bad name I did Such a big good He's such a Like each hug's this bottle of fucking whatever this bottle of fucking whatever already us for us it were ever and then what happened Chad and that would happen like he had a
Starting point is 01:22:48 chicken in the body he's talking about the way he's shit oh god it's too funny and I'm thinking myself this is a guy who's like he has kids this guy has kids and this is what he's doing what is he doing bitching about the two-spare and shit. It's like, what are we doing? This is so dumb. This is so dumb. That's bad for me.
Starting point is 01:23:15 We're doing even what I'm doing. The class I was just playing this last week was like, this is dumb. This is gay. This is gay. Now he's ripping that off and he's so bad at goofing on Judd. Something that everyone is good at. Yeah, literally every single person, everybody's show has been good at this. Chad cannot do it. You just failed at making a hand turkey dickhead. All right. Bill Looney, friend of the show, friend of the creep off. All right, Bill Looney, friend of the show, friend of the creep off, Bill Looney being one of the creep after I have seen that show in a month.
Starting point is 01:23:52 He was I was stuttering John, talking some sense into him. I genuinely believe that the vast majority of people are not looking to hurt people, they're looking to help people. You know, there's, you know, that small segment that don't, but whatever. Yeah. Well, I, I, I would, I hope you're right. I don't know if I, I mean, judging by this whole dabble, there's all, all they do is trash me on a regular fucking basis. But, but, but, but, but, but it doesn't come from a place to hate, John. Oh, it comes from a place to love. No, it don't. No, it. Oh, no, no, no. I would address every second. Sure. Calling my mother at 3.30 a.m. on Christmas. Did everyone in debt was an out of its call, his mom at
Starting point is 01:24:40 3.30 a.m. at Christmas morning? 5,000 people. What, you didn't set your alarm? Yeah, I can get the memo on that. I always... Goddamn it. It really wants to stay stop when I can't. Why are you trying to make me humanize him? You don't have to. You can just point and laugh like we are, it's fun. I can't though. It's good.
Starting point is 01:25:00 It's good time. It's one of these things where you... If you put yourself into his shoes for a second, and you realize that you're sticky shoes. You know, smelly, smelly shoes. I'm picture-ing it right now. I hate it. And you, and these people are doing shows
Starting point is 01:25:17 about you all the time. Yeah, I know. And at some point, you just lose any type of sense of humor about it, I think, because you're not happening for so long time. Yeah, yeah. And that's where the guy's at. At some point, you just lose any type of sense of humor about it, I think, because it happened even for so long time. Yeah, yeah. And that's where the guys at.
Starting point is 01:25:29 And so Bill's making a good point to a guy who's way past this. But the problem is, the problem is that John loves to hang onto these little examples of things that maybe one person did, if that, maybe a couple, a few people did it. Let's say, at most five or six people try to fuck with John and get a fire or gigs canceled or whatever and there's thousands of people who
Starting point is 01:25:50 enjoy this content who enjoy what John does. Again, very small percentage, very small percentage. And I'm calling calling get me fired from a job. I'm calling you get me fired from a job. Longing you get me fired from my Kings, but you got you fired from your job. John, you got you fired. I mean, we called it. Yeah, right. I said it would happen. I call it. You know, many emails we've gotten
Starting point is 01:26:14 at the Carlson from people telling us to cancel him. No, how many people you've had on your show for real? For real. Oh, but he's getting serious, but we're good. We're going to glimpse a serious
Starting point is 01:26:24 video right now. He's not lying and he's not serious, but he, we're good. We're gonna glimpse a serious video right now. This is, he's not lying and he's not wrong. People did it. What's the reasoning that they're giving for canceling his show? Are they gonna commit violence on women? What are these emails? Very serious.
Starting point is 01:26:35 You should not have him here. He's a problem. He's threatened violence against Shuly. Yeah, he does. Yeah. Well, listen, he wants to fight everyone. Hey guys, who's best do you think these emails go to? Like, I'm just wondering.
Starting point is 01:26:49 I know what's going on. I'm not an idiot. Hey, John, it's Vinnie. Listen, man, I'm sorry. If we get three more emails like this, I'm gonna have to cancel the show. That's the policy here. I mean, you can't get someone to show kids
Starting point is 01:27:02 about emailing the club. Stop it. What are you doing? Well, there's people who send emails and I'll tell you guys, you can't get someone to show kids about emailing the club, stop it. What are you doing? Well, there was people who sent emails and I'll tell you off-air because I'm not doxing anybody, and I'm not getting into it. Dr. Steve? No, I was very surprised.
Starting point is 01:27:13 Was it Tuky? No. I was very surprised. Wow. Okay. All right, yeah, you have to tell me off-air. I want to know about this. Well, I'm saying like, we talk about, you know,
Starting point is 01:27:24 observant report, observant report. Correct. You know, with this show, I'm you have to tell me off air. I want to go out and say. Like we talk about, you know, observant report, observant report. Correct. You know, with this show, I'm just going to say this. Hmm. We're giving John the opportunity to do a live show. Yes. Some people in the dabble verse want to see that.
Starting point is 01:27:36 People already got their airline, their people are flying in for this thing. Some people don't want to see it. I do not want to see it. I will not be there. Right. That's fine. It's fine. But there are some people who do. Why fuck it up for those people who do want to see it. I will not be there right That's fine, but there are some people who do why fuck it up for those people who do want to see it and If John does cancel so get get your tickets get your airfare if John does cancel
Starting point is 01:27:56 Billiards party at my house. Everyone just come over here. I'll play pool I got the megatons set up on the bar and he's darts Here's the other thing I do want to say, because I've read some stuff online over the past couple of weeks, and I've been involved in a lot of tweets that I've tagged and that I've read. I'm sorry to hear that video, I'm involved. I don't care.
Starting point is 01:28:14 I don't care. Well, they're saying things that are just wildly duped. Like stupid things. For example, if the show's canceled, like, grifters we took your money, no, you get a refund. Well, if the show's canceled, of course. Yeah, of course. And of course, if the show's closed, you get your money back.
Starting point is 01:28:25 That's how that works. Stuff like that, just like really, like we're somehow trying to rip everybody off. Oh, and also, when we point this out, in case people don't know how this works, people have bought tickets and there's, there's a number of tickets that have sold for this thing. John hasn't, hasn't seen that money yet.
Starting point is 01:28:39 He won't until he does the show. Right. So you're not giving money to John until he actually does what he's supposed to do. Correct. Just so everyone knows that. It's not like John's got the ski, we're just John until he actually does what he's supposed to do. Correct. Okay. Just over one notes that it's not like John's got the skier just like he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he That's what you get. Will the steak glides me in the picture? I was thinking, no. Oh, so. That's a lot.
Starting point is 01:29:07 Oh, so. Keep selling. No, I'm not even doing a sales pitch. Also, I wanted to point out you were very wrong about something. Very wrong. I'm very wrong. 100% wrong. I guess.
Starting point is 01:29:16 You were wrong because the way you do it with WATP live events where you have to get the meet and greet Andrew Ticket. Oh, I was wrong. You're right. Sorry about that. And I did want to clarify that. Please do, yes. If you bought a VIP ticket, that includes your admission to the show and a photo with John.
Starting point is 01:29:32 So the reason why in one price. The reason why I was wrong about that is because it's $20 to see John show. The meet and greet is $40. Yeah. It includes the ticket to the show. So meeting John cost $20. We kept the price reasonable for people sure did It's a great value
Starting point is 01:29:51 Well listen guys, what the fuck how many things am I doing wrong for you? You're fine. You're fine. Yeah, what a dick. I have for making it reasonably priced what an asshole What a dick I ever make it reasonably priced. What an asshole. That's a little place along. Are you out of your fucking mind? I think it's a minority faith that I wanna match with you John Bucks. I'm not trying to argue with you John.
Starting point is 01:30:18 I'm not trying to argue with you John. What I'm telling you is, when, because I went to double con right and Everybody was there. We all had a great time and And legit have you been there? Have you been there? You would have been king shit of fuckville. Yes I have been the biggest thing ever you would have we all love you. We all love you John. We all missed you when you left like you know, not like a chance quickly got to, yeah, I'm pretty fucking amazing. I'm just gonna come around.
Starting point is 01:30:55 We're just fucking with you, man. People fuck with people. Bell, but let me ask you, you know, and don't you think it's cross the line when you start calling comedy clubs and get my yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes like me that that's crossing the line. Everybody else in? No, I'm asking you though. So, well, no, so, so there's, there's like a very minute group of people who are fucking assholes that want to fuck with your personal income. I could fuck with your livelihood. I agree. Right? But you can't paint us all with the same brush. I agree. Like me? John, we love you, man. We love you. We love you. Like I'm very appreciative of every Don John because I was inspired to become a YouTuber and do the devil first. That's the devil story it right there. It's hard. I'm a great friend. I'm a process. I'm sorry, devil. No, I understand exactly. Does John know why that guy's name is Bill Odie? I wonder if he does.
Starting point is 01:32:05 He is so close. It is a small percentage and you're right. Okay. But I go over to like dabbles and omens and I try not to, but everyone's in a while. I tried not to. It's all just John got a DUI. I never got a DUI ever in my life.
Starting point is 01:32:19 Where do they, John needs some of my business. But then you haven't lived your life to the fullest, bro. Now, but then it's like John needs to of my business. Well, then you haven't lived your life to the fullest, bro. No, but then it's like, John needs to provide a visitation. I never needed to provide a visit. It's like, when did I ever put this kid? John, can I answer that question for him? Oh, sure.
Starting point is 01:32:36 John has said on his show that he tells people shit just to see if they're the ones talking about him on the internet. And he even used that example. I told a guy that I had to have supervised visitation with his children just to see if that guy was a troll or not. So if that's true, that's where he got it from, from you, John. John, you leaked that.
Starting point is 01:32:56 Yeah, you're the one who leaked that about yourself and I your man about it. I was thinking while you're playing this. At this point, I can almost predict what he's gonna say next. This could be a game. Oh! What does John say? We know it's John. What is he gonna say now?
Starting point is 01:33:11 Alright, I think we do should have that game. It was called The Catcher Daibler. So, Bologna Factory, who's fucking awesome, at Bologna Factory on Twitter, has been putting together some great videos lately. This is Stucho's Fair Use Blownie Factory. I'm the one that's always trying to tell me what to do. I'm the success here, not you. Please, people.
Starting point is 01:33:41 Subscribe to my buddy. I just want to find the monster. Okay, so they're taking Carl from AquaTid Hunger Force and having him say whatever John say with the audio. Which is fantastic. There's a bunch of examples. They're all quick. They're all fun. I'm gonna play them for you if you guys don't mind. Oh, he sent them to me. I've seen them. Oh, you see this? They're great.
Starting point is 01:34:03 Mr. Heberg, what say you? Mr. just something about Carl Rocketing doing this is just perfect. Just works. Jim Rwatch, AquaT 100 for us. Lucy. Yeah, I did. It's good show. I enjoyed it. Got stupid, but I very rarely find people named Carl music He's trying to hurt me, isn't it? I'm trying to hurt me with his words. Nah, I love you Since I am a VIP I'm just going to be a whole tray of fruits and vegetables and nuts
Starting point is 01:34:44 Water Not water. Since I am a... It's like a great, it's Karla the Hotel and then I got one more example here. So fun. Pam, my honest man had to me, to me one of the most beautiful Yeah, no You know, what have you only? Oh just like you know, but gin is please people Subscribe to my buddy. I just learned about the manga. It's really fascinating stuff
Starting point is 01:35:22 I just learned about the manga. It's really fascinating stuff, isn't it? You're right, that cartoon is funny. That cartoon is just funny. All right. John posted a video this morning. John is back to being the victim. Yeah, it's hard to keep track, because sometimes John's on the offensive.
Starting point is 01:35:37 He was just bragging about it. He fucked up the shoelace network, taking videos down, Bob quit the show. He's all on high. And then today today not so much Hello my YouTube members. Hello my patrons Hello my right time there and getting frustrated that I've made some videos private Well, I do that because I worry that
Starting point is 01:36:02 The do's payer is gonna try and strike me for something. That's what you try to do. So I just want to make sure... We just played a good bit, but hoping you can do that. I want to be first. That... That is not the case. Well when you're playing off and you have to play a big time...
Starting point is 01:36:21 As you know, the do's payer is starting a lot to try and get me taken down. Okay. Including putting the most vile symbol. What did I say next? On a product that he would have coordinated with one of his fans. If you even have any, I can't imagine. So again, Johnny was a prank. He wasn't trying to get you taken off a Twitter ruined your life. It was a prank.
Starting point is 01:36:50 Quadnid. You fell for it. This guy to put a swastika very. Swastika. Small, almost transparent. On a product and. Makes it so fun. It's very hard to get me thrown off the Twitter
Starting point is 01:37:07 This has been an ongoing thing people watching on Facebook you can send me with the Constant cancelsing of my stand-up gigs Dude It's two stand-up gigs three years ago when When we did constant canceling on this stand-up. All right, man, I know. I had to tell you something, man. I was really shocked at the amount of stuff that we got.
Starting point is 01:37:33 Yeah. So whenever he says this and everybody says they don't believe him, they don't believe him, I'm sitting here telling you, there are fucking assholes who are doing it. Phil Elmore put it perfectly on our show this last time. Because John was trying to get truly sponsors to stop sponsoring us, showing us like, when you go after people's sponsors,
Starting point is 01:37:52 everything you do will be attacked. People will go after you. John's a shitty human being who does shitty things to people. And because of that, people do shitty things to him. Am I looking at the... Oh, ha ha ha ha. Fair enough. So he was right. I told you. End up gigs to calling my mother at 3.30 in the morning on Christmas morning and
Starting point is 01:38:18 various others. Then he should be wearing red suspenders right now going this job. This is an ongoing battle I've been fighting. Now I've noticed some of you that have been going on and I understand that I don't hold anything against you. But just know that there'll be more streams exclusively the Patreon. It's exciting. And to YouTube as I am but one man getting attacked. Victim Johnny.
Starting point is 01:38:54 On a regular basis. Oh boy. You know. Probably about 30 to 40 people. You guys got this guy so tripped up. He swings at shadows. I'll fuck a day off. You know that, right?
Starting point is 01:39:05 It's incredible to me that you would do a video like this for your supporters. You're so defeated. Oh, probably make more videos. Some points. What you do to me? Like, you sound like you should be on your way to the hospital.
Starting point is 01:39:21 Maybe go to the hospital, let me give you a minute. John, buddy. Call me this week or time. No, I will win this battle. He will win this battle. As I have won most of the challenges I have had, but it may take time. But in the meantime, if you hang with me, I promise to do more content exclusively to Patreon. I'll do more content exclusively to my YouTube members. And I apologize profusely for not keeping up on it as I wage war against
Starting point is 01:40:00 these guys who are constantly from the trenches of my bed Too busy I get attacked is because I am the talented one I am the charismatic one. Yeah clearly I'm the entertaining one He's unbelievable. Does he really think that we've got to Tom Myers and OP and Patrick Michael and him because they're the talented ones? They're the charismatic ones. They are entertaining though.
Starting point is 01:40:34 I make them entertaining. Most importantly, I am successful one. You can't say success when I want to achieve it. The biggest trolls I have, the very obsessed Vincent Imbezi IMB, yes I, the lawyer. I agree with him here. Guy sucks. Said so eloquently to the shitware and grandma and grandma, Bob, and Silent Mike and producer let me pull a gun on a 70-year-old Joe.
Starting point is 01:41:13 So down. And lumberjack Larry. I'm sorry, log cabin Larry. The nerd nation just wrote, he probably just woke up from a nightmare about Shule. Buh! He said, John has achieved more in his career than you have or will ever achieve. And that is the truth. Well, then what are we talking about? And that drives them nuts.
Starting point is 01:41:38 Oh, that's why they're angry. My credits speak for themselves. These people are failures and have made it me because I am not. They are losers and are jealous of me because I am not. And they are unhappy. And they are unhappy. But you are me. Because I am happy. Yes, I can tell. So, bear with me, folks. If you must leave, as I notice, some of you have gotten very angry with me.
Starting point is 01:42:14 I got a song. I understand. Oh, no. For those that's the I promise, to be more conscientious of keeping you up to date with things, with exclusive videos just for you guys. What is he going for? Up to have a great weekend. Hold on a second.
Starting point is 01:42:30 Take care. Is someone complaining that Jon's not doing enough content? Because that's not the problem here, Jon. You're doing three shows a day, you're on everyone else's show, you're streaming non-stop. Like no, you're good on that front. If anything, slow it down, take a day off.
Starting point is 01:42:45 He does a lot of shows. He does a lot. He does a lot. Honestly, and you know guys, I said to him when he was done with the dabble verse after that show with Carter, for he said he was done. I thought that was the best movie could have made. Yes, I know. And I just... It was 36 hours. I feel like he's making money off of super chats here. I feel like people are giving him super chats on the streams. Correct. And, you know, it's hard to turn away money
Starting point is 01:43:12 when you just turn on your camera on your mic and make it. Speaking of making money. Babble, babble, babble. Opie came out and declared that he makes more money than Anthony C'mon. And Anthony watched. And he doesn't do anything. And Anthony watched this on his show.
Starting point is 01:43:37 So I wanted to play Anthony's reaction to it. By the way, Anthony was recently hospitalized. A blockage or something in a heart issue. I think he's fine. That lady from Times Square, finally, five of them. He's trying to finish them off. But I think he's okay.
Starting point is 01:43:51 Also, I should point this out. There was a rumor going around on Reddit that crippled Jesus was no longer with us. I reached out to him. He got back right back to me. He's doing great. He's just not on the internet anymore. He's focused on his studies.
Starting point is 01:44:04 He's in college. Hey, goodness. That's goodness on his studies, he's in college. Hey, good to know you. That's good news. Yes. Hey, CJ. You know who's really nervous was Eric Zane? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:44:11 Eric Zane, he's like, everything okay with CJ, am I good? Yeah, I saw that. I was concerned. Yeah. So anyway, good news. CJ's good. Anthony's good. And OP is retarded.
Starting point is 01:44:23 Ow. Check, check, check. That was pretty bad. Oh, here he is. Sorry, man. Anthony makes more money than you. Wow, here we go. Mike, you're a weirdo brother.
Starting point is 01:44:34 You're a weirdo. You know that I bring home more money than Anthony. Like, the one thing I will not accept, I know people, I know people have taken sides and they wanna hate on me, but the one thing I will not accept is like, you know, flat out lies. I actually bring home more money than Anthony because he has ridiculous and stupid overhead. No, my overhead is professional my MacBook, cell phone, that's it. I know it's a part of me.
Starting point is 01:45:06 No, Mark. So I've heard, yeah, I've pretty much seen it. And no viewers, every cent I make, yeah, literally sent to my live show. He makes sense. The fact is I literally bring in more money than Anthony.
Starting point is 01:45:18 I mean, somewhere else and have fun with your lies. I had to gotta pay a staff. Yeah. With his money, where are the smart people at? They can figure this stuff out. So here's the thing, Opie. Oh, I don't put all the money for that. Oh, I don't know what guys are like.
Starting point is 01:45:36 Is he really saying this? The fuck is wrong with this guy? Opie completely forgot about the part of finances of taking in money. Right, right, right. He's just showing his time. Yes. He doesn't put his money out. And he's like, I, right. He's just going to show his time. Yes. He's going to put his face out.
Starting point is 01:45:46 Yeah. And he's like, I don't pay out anywhere near as much as he does. So I make tons more than car. Oh, car is right. It's so fat, though. Oh, wow. Anthony's got to pay a staff for his little thing. He's got a, he's went space in New York City.
Starting point is 01:46:02 You know, how expensive that is alone. That's ridiculous. Yeah. That's in New York City. You know how expensive that is alone. That's ridiculous Yeah, that's what your apartment is his equipment. I mean Do the man. Yeah, the pesky a crack-felt man to do a good show the You buy once It's unbelievable. Does he think Anthony got his microphone for reticenter? Like yeah, right. Yeah, he's still making payments on it. Who does he think he's convincing with this?
Starting point is 01:46:28 Is he this dumb? Is my question. Burp brain. Stupider liar, and I'm crow-like to say. He's stupider as he lies. He's got to be one of the two. You know how they say that Trump, like in that one thing talked about how his
Starting point is 01:46:39 it fluctuates based on how he feels. I think that's what he's doing right now. He thinks how, and he is. I am mighty right now. Yeah. All right. Let's get Anthony's take out of this. Let's see if he can figure this out. Yeah. I rent a place in New York City. That is true. And it is expensive to rent a place. He says his overhead is nothing. Where does he broadcast from? A house with a mortgage in the Hamptons and an apartment with a mortgage in Manhattan. He doesn't see that as rent date like, believe me, the rent here is a fuckload cheaper than a Hamptons or New York City apartment mortgage on the Upper West Side. He can't just say his overhead zero. Obviously,
Starting point is 01:47:25 it's where he lives, but that's a cost. He's he's paying that like he holds up the mic like that's it. No, you're you're you are somewhere. Oh, he's, I don't know. It's right about this. When you work out of your home, you claim that on your taxes. So the studio here, I get to claim that on my taxes because this is the overhead for the show. So I can't imagine how upside down O.P. is, if he's even claiming his studio and his Hampton home
Starting point is 01:48:00 on his taxes against the superchat, buddy, that's coming in, 45 bucks a week that he's making from superchat. So fucking insane. And what is the stars? Honestly, what could he possibly be making doing that? Like, like, he gets some, some superchats or something, whatever they call it. Does he have a Patreon? Did he monetize his ex account? I never see money come up.
Starting point is 01:48:28 It's just the chat. Like, you know, the chat it on Facebook. And then they give them like the token things, or, oh yeah. Thanks for eight flowers. I got eight flowers. That's the girls. I got to go to my mortgage bank and see things
Starting point is 01:48:43 of flowers in lieu of tens of thousands of dollars a month in mortgage payments. Oh, oh, B. I wasn't even giving you shit. When was the last time I gave OP shit on this show? All right, I wasn't in Thursday. I wasn't in Thursday. No, it had to be a while. I haven't really unloaded on the upstairs in a long time because there's been really nothing. We went through the old Stuttering John thing.
Starting point is 01:49:13 That's been fun. And, you know, uh, misery loves company. That whole fucking thing and shooly, I love shooly. It's my buddy and, you know, Carl, of course, but I haven't really been ragging on OBE in a while. And then he gets so agitated when a person says, how does it feel to be like, you don't just take and go, all right, look to it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's rolling in the dough and I'm a destitute, right? Yeah, that's all he has to say. Like, all he's done very well for himself in his life.
Starting point is 01:49:53 No one has sit there going, geez, I hope he sucks to be you. No, it's amazing. He's got great places to live, his wife's high, and all that kind of stuff. And, but all he gets so annoyed with, he just picked the word, the name Anthony, and he he's just like I fucking make more money than that guy like how do you figure he owns a business and you do nothing how is that possible it's really really telling of how that relationship ended yes there's so much hurt yeah I hope you still very hurt that's not over it that's honestly what it is and Anthony's not an apology kind of guy
Starting point is 01:50:24 I don't think Anthony's having to go hey listen man I'm sorry I oh no he's got. That's not over it. That's honestly what it is. And Anthony's not an apology kind of guy. I don't think Anthony's having to go, hey, listen, man, I'm sorry. I, he's got to be sorry for it. It's never gonna happen. Yeah. I hope he needs to learn how to forget himself. He needs a community.
Starting point is 01:50:34 He needs to give you to the obscured radio host. So he's gonna join Chelsea's Patreon. I hope he is the other woman sitting here on the beach in the Hamptons. So, you know, there are other ways to handle it, but he's got to turn the screws on me. Do you have any sponsors? No. He doesn't have sponsors to speak of. I've heard him do a cup no. Oh boy, he unloaded on Stephen Singer a little while ago. For not being loyal to the show, man. Yeah, then they played that whole clip that we played last time.
Starting point is 01:51:13 We're open to the old. They want it doesn't have Stephen Singer's sponsor. He comes from the old one a days. That's a stir. I can hold that. Oh, the fucking great. All right, very exciting moment right now. We're going to catch an anvilian. But before we do that, I want to bring on the newest review I don't know that. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good.
Starting point is 01:51:25 Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good.
Starting point is 01:51:31 Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good.
Starting point is 01:51:39 Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, that's so good. Yeah. It's like, is these guys told me before the show? Yeah, oh, I know. I had to ask. He's not any people's champ.
Starting point is 01:51:47 He thought her name was Kindie. Well, because there's nothing. Listen, there's nothing kind about me. Yeah, no, she does come off a little rough. I gotta be honest with you. She said in the audition, David, it was not kind to me at all. Holy shit, I finally have a view. Oh, I like it.
Starting point is 01:52:02 Is anyone ever kind to you? I find that hard to believe. My mom was once. She broke up. Yeah call I like. Yep. Is anyone ever kind to you? I'll find that hard to believe. My mom was once. She broke your... Yeah, I remember about your mom. Yeah. All right, good point. You know, whenever it's against me, I'm the victim here.
Starting point is 01:52:15 Yeah, yeah. Anyway, Kendi, thank you for joining us on the show. Do you play along at home when we try to catch an alien? Of course. All right, how good are you with us? I'm pretty good. I like that. She's got confidence. She's a little sarcastic. This is going to be good. Let's get into this here. Everyone's favorite game show. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien. Are you ready to play to catch an alien? Danny? Hey, you see? And the pyramid I, you know, in my belief, you know, I read a lot of Graham Hancock. He's coming in, but I just, I can't believe him.
Starting point is 01:53:01 And I, you know, when you look on the water with the solar, I mean, it looks like a city to me. I'm sure you've seen that. You've seen that? You stepped there. Yeah. But I think, in my opinion, there was another civilization, and they just, like, were worried about what we wear, and what we dress, and space, and that.
Starting point is 01:53:20 I think they were just, ha ha ha ha! Were worried about what we wear, what we dress in space. I know this guy's priority, so that makes sense. He's got the comedy of threes down. It's the best. I love this guy. Just more in touch with each other.
Starting point is 01:53:38 And they found a way through nature or just a way that we don't think to be able to build a pyramid. And even though it is within like one degree of the North Pole, I mean that's pretty tough to do. But I think that was just in my opinion. I just think that was an earlier civilization that wasn't so obsessed with money and materialistic things and if you take all the money and materialistic things and what you have and when I have a way and put your brain power in other places. It was before Jordan's were invented. Let me tell you something. If Jordan were around,
Starting point is 01:54:07 the whole fairies would have been fucking sporting those things. You kidding me? Yeah, people weren't all looking at their phones back then. Yeah, right. They were way too tight on Twitter. I'm asking how great society would be if we just had thousands of slaves that could build anything we wanted them to. No shit.
Starting point is 01:54:21 We should have to worry about money. Well, amazing society. Tommy think about you I say you You know think what you could do. Mm-hmm. Yeah, what do you think about theory? I think I'm totally open to idea of that being Civilizations that were lost to time. I don't know anything about being these said factually and even you know Your theory that airlines haven't been here. I guess I'll throw out the window that maybe they planted us here. I always thought that first. No I really thought I thought there was a logical thought that you know aliens from you know another planet you know I'd come and said okay this looks like not the one
Starting point is 01:54:56 from Mexico. Yeah. That was from another planet. Thank you. Those aliens. You know boom throw it. We don't like it boom throw an ice age. It sounds like a stupid cartoon. Human life on earth. Life on earth. Like, so say, you know, from whatever galaxy, Z-Plan, whoever they came, they said, okay, Earth looks good. Don't act like you don't know it. How do I name this? Yeah, right.
Starting point is 01:55:17 Z-Plan, I don't know. You drop. You know. But throw this seed here. They turned into dinosaurs. The stem work out too well. You know, maybe they this seed here. They turned into dinosaurs and this didn't work out too well. You know, maybe they were a little too big in the lab. You know. This guy thinks South Park is a documentary.
Starting point is 01:55:33 I hope so. Okay, throw an asteroid out. You know, I'm joking about it, but that's kind of, I can see that possibility. And then, you know, you whack them out, no good. Yeah. You put the next one in, because there's been a bunch of ice ages We think okay, but domestic stings. It's a massive sense like five or six in the last five What did Tommy say next?
Starting point is 01:55:54 Here your choices number one Five or six. I thought it was three All at the same time. Next. I'm very glad to hear you say that. Four. It's like Earth declared bankruptcy four or five times.
Starting point is 01:56:23 Lastly. or five times. Lastly, has there been one recently? To catch? Wow. An alien. This is a tough one. This is a tough one. I think it could be a lot of these. I just got to pick one. I'm going to go with, lastly, has there been one recently, Vinnie looks like you were dialed in on your thought, what do you think? I thought glad to hear my favorite answer. I love that one. I hope that's that. I hope it is too. I think you're right about that. Lucy tight box. What's say you? I think Vinnie's got this, but I'm gonna go with B all at the same time.
Starting point is 01:57:01 All at the same time? That would be a very funny thing to say, Kendi, what do you got for us? I'm taking one five or six. I thought three sounds like Tommy. It really could be any of this. Wow. Yeah, it can. Yeah. Except I said four, that's the thing. No, and I got four.
Starting point is 01:57:17 Take it four? Yeah. That's like I carry a second. I'll just get a win. God damn it. All right. We covered all of them. Card of the Loon.
Starting point is 01:57:24 Card of the Loon. We did. Yay. All right, we covered all of them. Card of Losers. We did. Yay. All right, very good. Yeah. Yeah. Too funny. I know. Because there's been a bunch of ice ages, we think.
Starting point is 01:57:33 Oh, I put your mass extinction. It's a mass extinction. It's been like five or six in the last five or two million. I'm very glad to hear you say that. I'm very glad to hear you say that. That's amazing. You're so dope. He's the best.
Starting point is 01:57:42 He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's say that. That's amazing. You're so dull. He's the best. He's a bad singer. He's the best. He's the best. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:57:49 Five or six mass extinctions. Yeah, on our planet Earth you're saying. Well, those are the ones we know about. I'm not planet Earth, even the producers are retired. On the show. Wait, where are these extinctions happening? Z-Plan, I told you that. Planet Z.
Starting point is 01:58:03 Duh. Come on. It's going back to the last. Z-Plan, I told you that. Where did Z, duh, come on. It's going back to the last. It's the only ones we know, like 500 million years. And then what you're totally right, I mean, who knows, maybe, similar to an asteroid, I was at that point. That's really what I thought when,
Starting point is 01:58:16 I think I asked the obvious, the same thing, like how many times are the adversaries just replying? And I believe I'm sure it's the same five, right? I think it's five. And then I just came to, I was like, well, maybe they planted us here'm sure it's the same five right? Yeah, I think it's five. Yeah, and then I just came to him and I was like, well, maybe they planted us here and we just didn't work out the right way. And the dinosaurs, oh, that wasn't too good.
Starting point is 01:58:31 And then we just happened to be the lucky ones now, which is now what we're doing. That's what I wanted to say. It's a valid idea. It's called directed pansepermia. Oh, that's the official one. Oh, wow. There you go. You see that word?
Starting point is 01:58:40 That word? Directed panseper? I'll say it one more time. That's right. Right. You see that word? Directed Pantspear. I'll say it one more time. Right? Timey said, were the lucky ones? Dinosaur's existed a lot longer than humans have. So far. They had like three periods.
Starting point is 01:58:53 But okay, what about that? Okay, hit me with a professor. Go ahead, hit the door. Directed Pantspear Mia. I can see that one. Directed Pantspear Mia. Very good, all right. Yes, it Pantspear Mia is the idea of you. What are we playing, repeat the thing I just said?
Starting point is 01:59:07 Ha ha ha. Kind of fucking game is that. That's how he learned English. He wins again. Very good. Or is he calls it human life? That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the strength
Starting point is 01:59:28 tenacity and endurance of Vinnie's chair to catch an Alien you see why I'm glad he lost you by subreddit surfing Join our new Patreon now because our masters at YouTube have decided we're not worthy subreddit surfing.com also stutterngonlive.com for tickets to Stutterngon Live in Rochester March the 10th Comedy to Cross. I can say that one. Directed pen spermia. Very good, all right. I saw that film. Fantastic. Fantastic stuff.
Starting point is 02:00:12 So I watched your guys video talking about how you were demonetized on YouTube. And you went through and explained everything. Okay, we're moving over to a Patreon, but do you ever want? They don't have these same rules. No, a Patreon was still throw us. No, I think you're probably right about as far as using other clips and watching shows and whatever you're doing on there. You can definitely get away with that on Patreon.
Starting point is 02:00:32 And I thought it was very funny when you said to Cardiff, we're really bad at ending the show. We just need to end the show and move on. We need to end the show right now. And I saw that there was 12 more minutes to go in All right, but video I have three more things Do you realize these seclusion aliens are fucking five minutes long. It's a dude fucking get to it And then plugs
Starting point is 02:01:05 I love him. There's only one of them. There's only one of them. He's the best. All right. What have we done today? Oh, you know what I didn't do? Is grab a teaser? She's great. Yes. Forgot the grab a teaser. I don't know what we're doing next time. I can tell you what we did today. Today we talked about the other woman and the wife with our host Chelsea. She was very proud of herself for cheating on her husband. Good job, Chelsea. You sure did that really well.
Starting point is 02:01:30 Tom Myers is back with season four of Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. And boy, it's never been better. Yes, stepped right off the curb. That episode. Matt McCusker came to Rochester with his family for some reason. Stuttering John got fooled by Bob and Shuley again. And it wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't doing victory laps on the internet about it before realizing what a boobie is.
Starting point is 02:01:56 Anthony watched OPC that he makes more money than Anthony, even though Anthony runs a business that makes over a million dollars a year. So that seems far fetched out of the high. I mean, I get super chats too. It's not adding makes over a million dollars a year. So that seems far fetched out of the high. I mean, I get super chats too. It's not adding up to a million dollars. So it seems like he might be wrong about that. Who caught an alien producer Chris? No, who's Vinnie?
Starting point is 02:02:15 Oh, Vinnie, Vinnie caught an alien. Kind of usually we have beginners luck on that show. I know. Well, yeah. Now who looks foolish? Wow. He came out of here. I know I'm yeah, well, yeah now who looks foolish Wow Hey came out here. I'm damn but she's awesome. You're saying that I'm foolish and a five star review. No So anyway, we will we will do another show and that will happen on our midweek show and you'll be over here
Starting point is 02:02:39 We'll do that. It'll be fun Brian Johnson's coming up nice pet oats reached out to me I got him on the schedule for October. Wow. Yeah, from him and a while. I have him. How's his internet? Why I reached out to a month ago when I said, hey, man, I'd love to get you back on the show.
Starting point is 02:02:52 He's like, no, my internet's still sucks. OK. And it was in a letter for him. Yeah, that'll be back. So he emailed me. I think this morning I was. And he says, I got a new laptop. Got me.
Starting point is 02:03:04 The internet thing figured out I want to come back on the show like yes padotes coming back to whtp Later this month and guys. I don't know if you know this but tomorrow is October 1st The return of Jack tobers on whtp. I've getting I'm beginning a lot of recommendations of Radio shows turn podcast that we need to check out. So I'm excited for that. I could have easily grabbed one. If I would have remembered that I usually have a teaser,
Starting point is 02:03:31 I could have easily grabbed one because there's a lot of great recommendations in there. But it'll be fun. We'll have a good show. And there's your teaser, everybody. There is the teaser. Now, this is exciting. Lucy Typebox is here live to give us our net news.
Starting point is 02:03:46 No pressure. Don't fuck it up. In a new word. Don't fuck it up. News everyone. From Discord, go go gadget Wang, Wazin and our pre-show Gavin. Deadpool is a fine movie.
Starting point is 02:04:03 Eugene, the, Eugene the kinky bishon opines. Those spiders kids sound like losers. And a totally different person named Eugene the bishon. Oh boy, I'm fucking it up. You're good, you're killing me. You're killing me. Project a little bit though. Oh, I don't know how to do that either. Eugene the bishshot enthusiast writes, and now my phone turned off. Doing great. Ah! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha People are rooting for you. Keep it going. Carl probably doesn't even understand why a dissonant chaotic sounding guitar solo is appropriate for a slayer song shaking my head. Sleep on that!
Starting point is 02:04:54 I'm sorry, I'm not using the right to put that news. Who understands Slayer? Slayer guitar solo is a terrible. Sleep on it, Shares. The writers are back now. Samantha should hire one. From Reddit, Dr. Ted Pina Sastronaut recaps episode 447. I enjoy Iraq, but the Carl and producer Chris show is good too. The Osborne's are amazing. Perfect podcast to review, and
Starting point is 02:05:21 this one doesn't make Andy crave the blood of truck stop trainees. You're playing with fire Carl. Opie is back and holy shit does he want a sponsor. Stutcho, there's so much to say. Carl, it's wet brain. He is that dumb. The furthest planning. The furthest planning with John is to walk to the fridge to get another six coolers
Starting point is 02:05:48 Academic display please stop inviting Eric Nagle this loser fatty should be a person your view and laugh at He is dumber and less successful than both John and Opie think about it. You rock comment and Count Oh Sorry It's okay. This has derailed quite one. No, no, it's fun. People are loving it by the way Comment and count It's okay. This has derailed quite one. No, no, it's just fun people are loving it by the way I'm watching the chat everyone saying this is the best net new segment ever you guys. I'm really good at reading I don't know if you're like that you're killing it, but count kumiya sort of comes back to Iraq's defense Iraq is a boring nerd, but he doesn't make a fool of himself
Starting point is 02:06:24 Jack is a boring nerd, but he doesn't make a fool of himself. Regarding choice words, Yerika confesses, first time ever I skipped through the podcast that's getting reviewed. Holy fuck. Samantha B's voice and cadence is the worst and most infuriating thing that I've ever heard on an episode. I'd rather hear Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson lips-macking on mushrooms for 40 minutes than listen to that bitch talk for one minute. Baby butters takes it even further with, she's just another inseparable white liberal woman who's out to convince everyone that white men are evil. Corporations
Starting point is 02:06:55 are evil, immigrants are all good, and trans women are women. No thanks bitch. Delaware is a lie, well-carol addressed the views payah controversy. Are people still going to whine like faggots about it now? And from YouTube, Matt Shanley proclaims, Ozzy is the British boomhower. The lucky Leo inquires, who are these people sitting around Ozzy? Cannot be Ozzie's family. Gridlow Riffs, the Oz Borens, Robert Falcon, there is no way that Sutter and John is deliberately acting the way he acts, period. I agree 100% with Phil Almore on that. BOOM!
Starting point is 02:07:38 Jacob Obonco, Phil is too smart for this community. Random Brandon, let's be honest, if Kumia offered John $500 and all the free cores to do his show, John would come crawling back. Then he'd be real drunk, and they'd bring out Arty as a surprise guest to roast his ass until he flips out and storms off crying again. And- Manfection going out of there.
Starting point is 02:08:02 And from North Jersey plays us out with, John is the kid who takes his ball and goes home. Since he can't be the king, he will destroy the kingdom. Here we did it! Nice. Can you come to the studio every week? Yeah, especially if I can do that. This is fantastic. What a wonderful. This is great.
Starting point is 02:08:29 You see more comfortable in front of 300 people and Detroit. I'm gonna be honest with you. This was a rough day. I hate it. I hate it. I know. It is a really uncomfortable place. It is a good moment.
Starting point is 02:08:39 Vity's fucking laughing at you. Why is he doing drugs in the corner? Yes, I know. It's very uncomfortable. Now it's actually the best part for me. I don't know. You did a wonderful job. It's a fact that we were all kicking you under the table. I'm going to be honest with you.
Starting point is 02:08:52 I don't know how to read. So if anybody wants to pay for reading lessons, that would be wonderful. Also, I was too knuckles deep in her buttole. So there's a lot of distractions going out. Oh, you do. That was the fun part, you know, and see there. It's funny room. What is everybody hanging out there? Candy, do you have any reviews to read? Our new review girl or debut reading reviews it.
Starting point is 02:09:17 Hopefully you'll do a better job reading than Lucy tight fox. I think Lucy just fucked up on purpose to make me feel better. She did. You know, it's a work. It's a work. We got to stick together. Don't believe anything that you see on this show. It's all work. Yeah, I know. I know, especially Vinnie. Anyway, yeah. So I've got one. No, he's a sure got to know. Come on. All right, what do you got? Because you you're kicking his ass right now and the creep off. I didn't even check. Everybody go to the creep off that cabin, vote for Carl. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,. You finally made it to the big time, hamburger. How does it feel to fly in on a private jet to an awaiting car that whisks you off to your amazing five star accommodations? Just kidding. You're still a club-footed art art.
Starting point is 02:10:18 For a second, I was feeling good about myself, but that's true. None of those things happened. That sounds like a five star review. It is. Very good. Thank you. Thank you for that. This next one may bring up some sensitive memories for you, Carl. But I'm going to.
Starting point is 02:10:33 So just to warn you, it's called thank you for your service. I want to thank Carl for his service and Vietnam. My grandpa was in his unit. Whenever they came under fire, everyone took cover behind his teeth and his club feet knocked out and Vietnam. My grandpa was in his unit. Whenever they came under fire, everyone took cover behind his teeth and his club feet knocked out the mines and plungey pits. I don't like to brag about it. I didn't feel like it's a little ghost to do that, but I was pretty fantastic in that war. You're very humble. Yeah, they used to use Carl's toenails
Starting point is 02:11:00 to line the bottom of tiger cages. Tiger pits. I don't know why we didn't win it, to be honest, or the thing I could. Is that a five-star review? It is. Kendi, I want to thank you for reaching out and asking to be our review girl. We've had some issues with Saturdays lately with the review girl showing up.
Starting point is 02:11:21 So it's great that you're here. It's nice to meet you. Nice to meet you guys. Wedge made your bed before the show. That was smart. Nice touch. It's good. Yeah. I'm glad I remembered this morning. Me too. Well, what's listen to some voice mails? Let's get caught up. I want the people who are saying who are calling into the show to tell me how awesome I am all the time. Can I say one thing before you do that? Please.
Starting point is 02:11:45 Did I say Eugene wrong? No. OK. So why? My brain is going through all the words I tried to say. They're all wrong. You got a couple, right? OK, cool.
Starting point is 02:11:56 I mean, Eugene is in the chat and was enjoying that quite a bit. All right, wonderful. Yes. Hello there, Mr. Hamburger. This is Penny calling from the walls flooring and more superstore here in Cape Coral, Florida. We have your shipment of wood paneling here. Now, normally with construction materials, we would just leave it in your driveway for you to deal with. But seeing as how rare and expensive this stuff
Starting point is 02:12:23 is, especially since we had to go back in time to uh... nineteen seventy five uh... uh... you can see uh... jealous neighbor uh... uber uber over there and uh... seal it so if you want to give us a call back and uh... we can set up a delivery time that it'd be great well some of the wrong uh... phone number
Starting point is 02:12:42 with that company, my bad. Sorry about that, leak out. All right. What else is going on? Oh, bad practice guy, BPG calling in. Oh man, friends, does all of them go? Now only with March 10th, the Oscars, thank you Gary. But it's also, the LHA means we're
Starting point is 02:13:01 going to move the clock for one hour. Is there any chance this fucking retard I've got a shelter thing on time. I don't know I'm gonna try now. I'm not my tickets and I'm standing against bad and Carl All right BPG dude band-brain this guy so he carves he's bunking with John He just hit over here, too. Yeah, right He carves those jack-a-watterns that he made for you and me. Yeah, they're amazing. He made one for Tookie I saw it.
Starting point is 02:13:25 I want it. That's sick. You want the Tuky one? Yes. I want a Tuky one. Certainly better than the one of your kids. That's no shit. But make another one, Dad.
Starting point is 02:13:33 You want one for me? I want one. It went really cool. Cool. The car roll. Rosie O'Donnell said she could add a faceless. I don't think I can list a face that heavy. I owe you. face that heavy. Oh
Starting point is 02:13:49 That guy He's got it. That guy's got it. Yeah, please next time you call in tell me the URL of your podcast. I want to check it out good stuff Oh, Nate from Flint calling into the show. We saw Nate in Detroit. Hey, Carl Nate from Flint, Michigan. This voicemail is shorter than 45 seconds. Thank you for that. When you die, can I leave roses on your grave stone and then shit all over you in the well manicured lawn around your grave site?
Starting point is 02:14:18 Call me back. You don't need my permission to do that, sir. I'm not charged with that. And you won't be the only one. I was going to say, I'm just so separate as shit. Why are you trying to shit? I'm a curve. Yeah, I was just in Tommy's. You may, but you're gonna have to wait in line. Fair enough. All right. Jerry from San Diego. Oh, call again. Hey, call. It's Jerry from San Diego. The breaking down in his car. John do the racing.
Starting point is 02:14:49 I was raised by Stuttering John Carl. Oh, no. I've got John's come, dripping down my feet. But it's okay, because me and Judy, race them back. We're coming for you next, Carl. Come and get it. Anyway, Carl, race and roll. She's got real and get it. Anyway, Carl, Wafen, Rola. She's got real weird in it. We raped him back.
Starting point is 02:15:10 Don't worry. All right. We dig in some good points, pals, too, guys. Don't worry. This one, this guy's making some good points over here. Hey, I just wanted to call him and say, that's the bitty fat. And so I got don't call me back. Good point. Yeah, so good points out of there two lazy to press the boom hot take Drop too lazy to just what I forgot spare it up Applauses covering John's children. Buh-bye! Buh-bye! Buh-bye! Buh-bye!
Starting point is 02:15:45 Buh-bye! Buh-bye! Buh-bye! Buh-bye! Buh-bye! Buh-bye! Buh-bye! A plane is hit.
Starting point is 02:15:53 I rewatch Icarly. Buh-bye! Buh-bye! Buh-bye! Buh-bye! Buh-bye! Buh-bye! All right, I'm glad that we have both Kendi and Lucy here.
Starting point is 02:16:04 Because I want wanna impress them, both I wanna impress these ladies. Check this out. Check this out. Not happening when that's all. Check this shit out. You guys will never believe this. There's a third Mexican listener to the show.
Starting point is 02:16:18 Oh, I think that might be the third Mexican. The listening since episode 15, they've, and I'm in San Francisco. So I guess I'm wrapping your West Coast, you know, alien brain dead disgusting San Francisco people. Are you guys fine? Cool. The Mexican's love me me let them all in a new border policy Let him in and give them a phone. This is exciting. This is good shit. Oh It's a word the sponsors you girls are impressed. I was gonna say kindi looks very impressed right now I like the cut of her gym. Yeah, people in the chat are enjoying her too for some reason.
Starting point is 02:17:08 I don't know why she's got a moody to me, but I like how she keeps dunking on you. She's not normally like I know I'm gonna show up to the creep Bob. Oh, oh, sorry. You didn't get the note. We don't need to hear today. I got to meet kidney now. Damn it. Yeah, you don't want to see me when I'm not having taken a couple
Starting point is 02:17:26 of rats, Pam. Couple of what? Well, it's like a lot of them. I'm not a medical doctor, but anything ending in Pam is a downer. It causes fluids. Hey, Dr. Steve was on with uh... it's uh... causes fluid hey dr. Steve was on with uh... bedding live i didn't watch it because i have fucking work to do on Saturdays so i'm gonna tell if you made for yourself last uh... voice back hey carl gary and san Diego well i've been listening to john's podcast
Starting point is 02:18:04 and i've noticed he has lost all of his sponsors. Yeah. You have quite a few. Remember Bluetooth, remember speed weed and bed online. Even developed a catchphrase for bed online. Can you remember it? One, two, three. Army Major, are you a betting man? That was his great catchphrase. Well anyway, all the sponsors have abandoned him.
Starting point is 02:18:38 And why would they do that? Why wouldn't they want a frontman who's a drunken jackass of a shameless asshole anyway uh... he's got to make all the money now truth super chats nope and uh... those are diminishing how long can he keep this up without a sponsor okay
Starting point is 02:19:02 talk to you later and don't forget rock and roll. All right, Gary's time to you later, buddy. Um, Hey, Gary Judy. You care? I just want to let you out on a little secret. He never had sponsors. Those were fake adries that he was doing. CLI and us was this promo code. Does that spell stuttering John in any language? It does not. College basketball is blowing up right now.
Starting point is 02:19:25 And this is old copy all night. They didn't send me the updated script on this one. Will the Brooklyn Dodgers win the World Series? Now you get your chance to pass on the Minnesota Lakers. Jesus. The expose have a chance to see it. It's gonna go on for a while. Gary Carter is hot.
Starting point is 02:19:53 Fucking hell. You got any old sports reverence jokes, Boris? Candy? I don't know. So what have I done? I wasn't prepared for this. Now I know where she doesn't like me. I'm not a good person
Starting point is 02:20:07 Yeah, well you should see me when I'm not doing a show Like makes me want to do another show Makes a good point All right, well, I will be at the bills game tomorrow if anybody is down in Buffalo. And if you're wearing your lovely race, Finkel Jersey. Yes, I'm wearing my stupid dolphins jersey because people don't have a vote. It's technically not a dolphin's jersey, so you will be driving to Gary, Indiana. Oh, no!
Starting point is 02:20:38 I'm fulfilling them, but that's a cheap, not licensed NFL product. So you're supposed to wear a tour or a Tyree kill. Ray Finkle, that's not a dolphin's logo on there. It's not even dolphin's deal. It's not even regulation dolphins colors. And I'm with damn marino's in the movie though. Damn marino. Oh, he got me with our legal mumbo jumbo.
Starting point is 02:20:59 I talked to my buddy Gavin from Buffalo this morning because I'm going to the game with him. Smootress Gavin and I had to explain to him that I'm wearing a dolphin's jerseys. He's just like, well I'm gonna get fucking hit with that. Yeah, he's nasty. He always Gavin is a shield. You are literally gonna get a child's college tuition's worth of beer thrown at you. And it's gonna be amazing.
Starting point is 02:21:20 It is expensive there, that is good. Yeah. I'm not looking for this. So if I would... But one game I go to this year, I have to fucking wear a dolphin shirt. So I would have given him advice at a time and what I would have told you would be to go to NFL.com and get his custom jersey that says, I lost a bet. No, it was going to get Vinnie Paulino as a fatso. That doesn't fit on there.
Starting point is 02:21:43 I know, that's what I could going to get Vinnie Paulino as a fatso. That doesn't fit on now. I know. That's good. Try to get one. It's like I didn't get it. Not fitting. Oh, who are you dunking on now? I had to take it. That's all right. All right.
Starting point is 02:21:58 Well, candy, don't be a stranger. Come back again soon, please. I won't. I won't be a stranger. I'll come back. Very good. Awesome. Lucy tight box. Thank you. Well, thank you for being on the show. I loved it. It was great. What do you want to promote? You're on YouTube channel? I would love it if everybody came over and checked
Starting point is 02:22:15 me out on YouTube at once over with Kaylee. That's C-A-Y-L-E-Y. I do movie reviews. I thought you were playing her off. And also rap at home. I did play the rap in music. Sorry, Lucy. God. That was all. OK. Yeah. You did some shows with Tony from Hack the Movies.
Starting point is 02:22:34 I sure did. That's on his channel. And yours, right? Two different episodes. The one that I did for my channel with him will be coming out this month. Very good. Vinnie, I creep off.com.. Vinnie, creepoff.com.
Starting point is 02:22:47 subreddit surfing.com. So patreon.com slash subreddit surfing.com. Ah, right. Yeah, just make it easy for you. RedoX got you. And then also ladies and gentlemen, this week I'm really hoping to get Bobcat Goldplate on the Carlson campus. Yes, I'm hoping to go to that show.
Starting point is 02:23:02 I got to go to that show. If it does happen, I'm totally going to ask him what he thinks of Shuley's joke about him and we'll see how that goes. What's his joke about him? Shuley's got a whole bit, it does like an imitation of Bobcat in his set. I don't remember that, okay. Cool.
Starting point is 02:23:14 I'm gonna see what he thinks of it. It's awesome. I hope he comes on your show because he doesn't do his old act anymore, obviously. No, he's a hysterical. Yeah, he's a funny guy. I like him. Bobcat's one of those guys who's like the polar opposite of what he used to be.
Starting point is 02:23:27 And one of the first times we ever had him in Rochester, he locked himself like in the green room and wouldn't talk to anybody. But this was, we're talking like 20 years ago. Okay. He didn't want to talk to people. And it was like, I can't do the voice on night and everybody expects the fucking voice out of me. Oh, interesting.
Starting point is 02:23:43 And he's just like, I just locked myself voice. I don't have to talk to people. That's funny. And then he was the nicest guy Oh, interesting. And he's just like, I just locked myself away, so I don't have to talk to people. That's funny. And then he was the nicest guy in the world, and he's super cool, and he's really funny. So I'm hoping to get him. He should have done what Gilbert does, and just don't do the voice until you get on stage.
Starting point is 02:23:55 You know, just talk normal. Yeah. He lived a gimmick. Yeah, too hard. Yeah, a little too hard. A little too hard. Produce your Chris. Are you promoting these days?
Starting point is 02:24:04 Go Bills. Go Bills, huh? Kendi, do you have any other projects going on? 200 producer Chris Any promoting these days go bills go bills. Huh? Candy. Do you have any other projects going anywhere people to check out? No, I'm not sure. No, I'm not sure. I thought about it, but no. I took talk journey. She's thought about it. Fuck take talk. This could be your springboard to only fans fame and fortune. We'll say. I like her enthusiasm. She's exactly the energy you need for this show. I know.
Starting point is 02:24:30 I know. I just give it to you exactly what you deserve. I need that. I've never seen anyone so perfect for the show before. Well, there was a Vic. It's not for good, Vic. I love to forget, Vic. I love to forget, Vic.
Starting point is 02:24:42 We all would. Jeffrey Dahmer tits. Whoa. Shots fired. Wow. And I love to forget that. We all would. Jeffrey Dahmer tits. Whoa! Shots fired! Wow! And I love Hannah too. I love Hannah. I can't forget Hannah.
Starting point is 02:24:50 Hannah Bosh. She's just not as mean as Kendi is. No. No one is. Yeah, Kendi is very mean. No fucking Kendi guys. My advice. Don't put your finger at a cage.
Starting point is 02:25:03 It's a big problem. Jesus Christ okay okay folks guess what the episodes oh that was a great episode that was really great Jesus I gotta go this is getting getting stupid. Bye guys. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you

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