Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep46 - Brampton Barbell Skwadcast

Episode Date: January 23, 2017

Do you like powerlifting bro?  Well this week's WATP is all about powerlifting bro.  Yes, Kevin and Karl review a show that has more testosterone than a pair of testicles dipped in whatever that met...al is that made the Terminator 2 cop.  We bro out with Cobra Commander and talk about other podcasts to fill the time we should've talked about the powerlifting one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts, I'm Kevin. And I'm Carl, a way to listen to podcasts so you don't have to. We want to remind our listeners you can visit us on WhoAreThese.com, our Facebook page, or on Twitter, at Who Are These Pod. We're always looking for new podcast suggestions, so leave us a comment or post a death threat. Today we'll be reviewing a show called Brampton Barbell Squadcast. As always, we have listened to the episode separately.
Starting point is 00:00:31 We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. So without further ado, let's find out once and for all who are these podcasts. It's show time. W-H-E-P-B-R A-B-R-O-W-D-F-E-G You're not saying the name of the podcast that the show intro just now? No, I'm gonna go back and re-edit it. So when the people here are thinking, they're gonna be like, oh, I don't even know what he was talking about.
Starting point is 00:01:40 But I completely had a brain fart when we were doing some of the intro. I was like, oh fuck it, I'll just leave a space and then I'll put my voice in there. So maybe I'll do it as one of the bros from the show. I'll be like, ah, bruh! Yeah, so we listened to the Brampton Barbell Squad cast and we talked about it a little bit last week. The Brampton Barbell is like this powerlifting club.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Yeah. Which I never even knew was a thing, obviously, because I am not in the most peak physical condition or shape that I should be in. But I didn't realize that there was this thing, like there was clubs of guys that got together and talked about their pecs and different things. Because that's really what these guys do. They talk about. That's what they do. They travel around to meets. And at the meets, they pick up heavy
Starting point is 00:02:32 objects and watch each other. We travel to the meets. And talk about it. NEATS meets, man. Well, it was funny because I'm not familiar with this world either. And they're like, yeah, check out our YouTube. We got a bunch of meet videos. I'm like, I don't think I want a lot of that.
Starting point is 00:02:51 Meetspin.com. Right. So let me play a clip that sums up the show for me. Track 15, I call this, this guy is unbelievably hateable. Like I'm a little bit of fucking elitist when I'm in the gym, just because I'm a fucking dick. And I walk around thinking yo, I'm a power lifter, so you know I'm pretty, I'm pretty strong. That sums it up right there, holy shit. So I'm pretty, you know, I'm strong.
Starting point is 00:03:24 I don't know if you guys realize this, but I'm a power lifter. I have a clip. I guess it sums up the show for me. I don't know, but it's it's I call it punchable face punchable laugh. Here we go. Okay. Always on. I didn't even think I'd know what happened to him before. I don't know who it is. That's like the most duchiest laugh I've ever heard. Like that would be the laugh of the blonde kid and karate kid. Like the vlog kid. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Like that's what it would laugh, you know what I mean? Like that's how he laughs when he knocks it was lunch out of their hand. Yeah, exactly right Bill I think his name is Billy Zabka. I think that's the actual actor's name Billy Zabka or that scene like when And Karate K. But he's like put him in a body bag I didn't even think I'd know what happened to him. Who it is. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:04:25 See, it's, ugh. It's just... I have another example of hysterical laughter. If you play Track 9, I have no idea what they're laughing at or reacting to. Yeah, like, both my arms just went fucking numb and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, fucking trying to... Shit! I'm like, you...
Starting point is 00:04:42 Ugh. Get out. The blow up my fucking headphones. I know, I'm sorry. It's really the levels on this show are terrible, the quality is terrible. It sounds a lot like that trailer park show we listen to where all the people are just around one microphone. Yeah, and they do.
Starting point is 00:04:59 I have an example, I think, somewhere here. They must have it on a table and they're hitting it constantly So the microphone keeps going I don't know if like they're flexing on top of it or what they're doing or if they're curling the microphone I'm not the other proper turn Here let me see if this is the one Let me see if this is the one. I give like if I eat if I don't finish my food, I like if I see a homeless person who usually give it like, you know, give it to whatever. What does this has to do with powerlifting?
Starting point is 00:05:38 Fuck powerlifting. Fuck powerlifting. I'm tired of talking about it. This is our podcast. We can talk about what other fuck we want. I actually asked questions from that story thing. Well Jerry to ask me why I was naked Okay, that clearly was not the one where they're hitting the microphone But no it wasn't I had the same clip and I called it something an asshole would say Yeah, yeah, I do explain how nice he is like if I don't finish my food out just give whatever's left over to a homeless guy That's that cool or or this gem about the same topic me play this Yeah, maybe he was hungry, you know
Starting point is 00:06:24 What a dick. Yeah, maybe he was hungry, you know Dude that's a dollar for bus fare and bus fare. Oh, yeah, you better not be buying fucking McDonald's with that man bruh And these guys are Canadian which is very obvious by the way they talk. Yeah And they live outside of Toronto so when they're talking about homeless people they're talking about Asians, right? You're gonna try to... You're gonna try to... I have been to Toronto yesterday. There's not a black-o-was person to be found. So it's a weird world. Here's another thing that they talk about. This is something I never knew about that they talk about. This is something I never knew about, about homeless people. Man, like, it's all, like, you could hustle. If you panhandle, bro, it's like, it's a legit hustle. You can make a 50k a year, right? Like, I heard stories about people panhandling,
Starting point is 00:07:16 I'm not saying, but it's, it's tough because... So, you really think somebody could make $50,000 a year, panhandle? Hold on, hold on a second. It's Canadian. So yes. OK. It's not good. Carry it away. $50,000 Canadian. So you're going to say.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Oh, God. So the, yeah, as you'd mentioned, they're, they're very extremely Canadian. And but they drop the F bomb a lot. And but it's not, it's not the F bomb the you and I would know or That the audience might know no this one's different. It's It's feck that that's basically what they say and boy do they say it a lot I have an isolation of a feck that I'll play here. Okay. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.
Starting point is 00:08:05 So, oh fuck. Kevin texted me while he was listening to his podcast. Holy fuck. This fucking podcast is fucking horrible. It's all I could hear after a while was like the fact. So I grabbed one. I call it three facts. Oh fuck. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Oh, fuck. You're all gonna get on the action there. Oh, fuck. That sounds like the climax of a gay porn all right there. Well, since we're talking about this, track 14, I feel like this is a conversation happening in the movie Fargo well I think I actually look fat as fuck though they are they are they are fit as fucked up don't don't over there they're fit as fuck over there they're doing it at pervaz right it's crazy this is the the intro to the show there's a lot of the
Starting point is 00:09:07 the the the Oh, sorry last minute. Should I do the intro? Okay, okay, okay. So the Bramford Barbell squad cast episode 18. Right? I don't know. I think it's 18.
Starting point is 00:09:35 That. So that music in the background should have just been playing to the entire episode. Yeah. I have a clip that goes right after that. They announced that it's episode 18 and they got tries to make a joke and then they get to weird. Played by track one.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Welcome to the Bramford Barbell Squad cast episode 18. Right? I don't know. I think it's 18. That was for you. I think it's 18. It's legal now, Jux. 18. I thought it was 18. I think it's 18. It's legal now, drugs Well
Starting point is 00:10:13 The guys like with the legal ages 18. I thought it was 16. They're all just like oh wow What's not to explore that any further move it on? It's 18. I want to thank the shun and the asshole I only fetch 16 over there. Oh, God. Yeah. Sorry. God. I was just going to say that this is, we've had a lot of podcasts that we reviewed here at WATP that are very difficult to get through.
Starting point is 00:10:45 This was a 58 minute, I believe, podcast. And besides some of the stuff that we've just played that's been amusing, a lot of it was just them talking about powerlifting and the Olympics and steroids and things that to me are not at all interesting and I would imagine to most people are not interesting They're not interesting these people are these guys are dickheads and they're dumb It's not interesting conversation. No one's listening to the show Right and fact they even say that at some point at the end. They do. I got a clip of that. Okay. But like nobody listens to the podcast anyway.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Yes. We're on biggest fans. Like every time there's like. I'm not even one of my own fans. I don't even podcast a while. I listen every week. I look forward to trying to talk to you. Honestly.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Well, yeah, what's going on? Wow. Kevin, I have the same clip I call it. And this is where it gets sad. And the worst part about it's it gets a little bit meta The only people have listened to the show our us and we're making fun of it on our show. Yeah Okay, listen, we got we got two downloads look at this They're just being dick, damn it. Hey, hey, hey, bros.
Starting point is 00:12:07 We're gonna give you a second new audience. We're gonna give you so many new second people from WATP coming your way. Probably like a whole second five people will be listening to you now. Well, and then they actually get angry at the people not listening, but they take it out on the wrong people play track 23
Starting point is 00:12:28 Get some guests on here. Get some listeners, but you guys gotta fucking listen Yeah, we can do what fuck the close podcast now He's like you guys gotta fucking listen like okay, you're talking to the wrong people right now He was raging out there a little bit Exactly why are these people fucking lost their doors. No! Because it's terror. Because you guys are terror.
Starting point is 00:12:52 So I have a track on here, Kevin, because it starts off with this guy, John. He took a trip to New York City. Yeah. He's talking about his trip to New York City. I call this track Uncultured Loser Explains his trip to New York City. I call this track uncultured loser explains his trip to New York And we just went for the weekend and literally all we did was eat. That's all we fucking did. I played Pokemon and I ate Pokemon I like when these guys who are big tough guys were power lifters and then they talk about shit that little kids are into
Starting point is 00:13:29 That play track 8 Floor I just said you're playing the game. This is from back in August when that was with going on I'm not going to be a little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more
Starting point is 00:13:56 little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more little bit more We're gonna start an international war. I fucking can't enough. I can't. Oh god.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Yeah, so speaking of his New York trip, he tells a story of being on the train. And so they see a guy who they say looks like rock, the rock, Dwayne Johnson. But not current day rocks, and not bald rock. This was rock when he had a Caesar haircut, which I was really surprised that they had to call out the exact style of haircut that he had. But then they also talk about how they had a kind of a mini, I don't like, flex off on the trip. Yeah. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:14:50 Bro, that's what it got to you. He like, yo, he was checking me out, man, because I looked at him. And I caught him looking and he looked, he looked down. So I, you know, honestly, I should have flexed my chest back, yo. I want you. I'm a faithful man. Oh my God. Man or woman. Yo, bro. He was like flexing. He was moving his pecs. So this was really weird to me.
Starting point is 00:15:14 I was trying to figure this out. He went there with his girlfriends in New York City. So I assume he's a straight man. But then he's talking about how I should have flexed back, but I'm faithful. What? You were hitting up this guy What what's going on? I think he's an equal opportunity flexor Hill, you know He doesn't give a fuck a fact. Do you steroids make you gay? I thought they made your ball shrink at it realize
Starting point is 00:15:40 They make the balls in your mouth shrink is actually what they do That's fucking good They make the balls in your mouth shrink is actually what they do Oh, oh, oh, that's back and good So Fact back Kevin I got a whole bunch more clips here to play fact All right, I Have a clip very early out in the show. I call it broadcasting and it's finest. Fuckin' okay, so what do you do? Uh...
Starting point is 00:16:11 And that's just the beginning, because I heard that at the beginning. I'm like, that's pretty funny. But if I had known, and now I'm gonna full disclosure, whenever we do these podcasts, Kevin, I always listen to the show at least twice. This one I listen to one time now I'm gonna full disclosure, whenever we do these podcasts, Kevin, I always listen to the show at least twice.
Starting point is 00:16:28 This one I listened to one time, I could not. And I was apparently paying attention. I could not get through the show twice. In fact, it's funny, I use Overcast as my podcast player, on my phone. It wouldn't play the show. It's outloaded. I hit play, it wouldn't play.
Starting point is 00:16:45 I'm like, this fucking app knows, man. It's a good app. Overcast was like, you sure, bro? I'm sure you want to see this. What the fuck? So I have two more examples of just the worst broadcasting ever. Play track 13.
Starting point is 00:17:06 So this podcast went to shit. Yeah, with the fuck. Oh, fuck, we had something else to look, we had to talk about the fuckers I'm gonna say. Oh, what were you gonna say? Oh, God. If our show ever gets to the point where I'm like, wait, what was I gonna say and you go, yeah, yeah, what we're gonna say we should definitely stop doing the podcast or or Let me let me say the better
Starting point is 00:17:33 How about we cut that out and then edit after the fact Yeah, it's not hard to do just look for the part where there's no sound coming out. Yeah, I got that right It's just a flat line. That's what it looks like and that's fine. Yeah, here's another example play track 19 Six of sport They're doing it. So shit fuck if they know never open that up. That was my fucking idea I think powerl if he makes you make you that was remember That was not the same track that was a totally different track multiple times during this show the guys like oh What was it gonna say?
Starting point is 00:18:20 Back what are they doing? I was on feckin young street and I saw a bunch of homeless Japanese FECK. Alright so here is a good summation of their show by them track 20. I don't know how we made it. We almost fucking squeezed an hour out. I don't know how we talked about nothing. We got a wheel of genie. We talked about nothing. Yeah, you did. You talked about nothing.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Yeah. They sure did talk about that thing. These guys suck balls. Oh yeah, cober commander. Yes, holy shit. These guys are just the worst. What's with the fucking the fucking thing? I can't even say it. It's because it's not a word You know that Kevin's board with a show if Cobra Commander comes in. This show was disgusting! Ah! Well, these guys are ripped though, Cobra Commander. You might want to recruit them for Cobra.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Oh, well, now you're talking. You know why? Because we have all our guys look the same. They're all wearing blue uniforms. And sometimes we have ones our guys look the same. They're all wearing blue uniforms and sometimes we have ones that wear red. Those are the Crimson guard or something. I don't even remember what I called them. Come on, I have a terrorist organization to run here. I can't keep track of fucking uniforms for everybody. What the fact? How do you even know what their names are? Don't you have to read the back of the package to even know? Yeah, yes, usually. I got to be
Starting point is 00:20:11 yes, I have turned the box over. Covering competitors like going out to a meeting and he's like, look at it, it's actually figures out what the fuck this guy's name. Hello, Zah 10. It says here that you that you can change shapes. You could be different people. That's very interesting. What are you with? Of course, Corsican twins. Is that it? What are you? Are the guys you dread not? So something? Boy, this is these toy lines are really crazy. I didn't know there'd be so much reading involved. Somebody dossieries on the back of these
Starting point is 00:20:49 car these goddamn toys. So here's another example of them talking about shit that is not tough and they have to throw in a lot of feckins and bros in order to make it sound like they're talking about Cool shit play track 11 I'm like well I hug my pillow and he's like how do you hug your pillow and when I hug my pillow girl talking full fucking like Fiddle position When I fucking hug my pillow bro, I'm talking like I fucking hug the shit out of that pillow and I got a Carebear and I fucking care bear. I'm hugging that thing
Starting point is 00:21:30 What do you know bro? I you know what I do I bite my pillow Yeah, these guys these guys are a bunch of pillowbiteers. I Have another one on here play track 12 Look at my fucking day that fucking like I'm loud just fuck man See any fucking pills. Let's see with how many fucking Excuse are they in his bedroom. He's like look at my bed, bros What guys get bad with me. Let's get under the covers together, bro I feel like they're all sitting Indian style on his bed that's what I feel like I'm sorry criss-cross apple sauce
Starting point is 00:22:09 that's how they're sitting on his bed hey you know something else I'm still here by the way you know who makes the i.g.'s fucking hasbro has bro Okay, sorry Well, when you go back and edit the show make sure to put that joke in the spot where we were talking about the action figure Okay, yeah, I'll just move it or I want or we'll just leave it right away That's great. Um, all right, what do you, what else you got for me, Kevin? What are your other observations on this show? Well, uh, like I told you in a few of the texts that we exchange prior to recording today,
Starting point is 00:22:56 it was hard. Like once I hit the point where they were talking about, um, you know, supplements and at one point they talked about having a Tinnitus in his peck or some shit. I'm like, what? And then the other guy had to like explain what I just was and then tend the nightus I was I don't know I was very very hard for me to follow after a while and I started to veer off into you know browsing Amazon.com And That's the problem with this is that we're on our computers when we're doing the clipping and there's my browser right there It's like, yeah, what else can I be doing right now? Yeah, and then I had 20 minutes goes by and I haven't heard a thing that they said Yeah
Starting point is 00:23:43 20 minutes comes by and I've bought fucking mustache wax or some shit from Well, that was 20 minutes well spent. Yeah, exactly. I have an example of talking about 10 to 9 is in in the pack and this is actually I Felt like I was listening to my show. I feel like Kevin and I have these conversations all the time play track seven Like I've had like fucking ten and I just met pack before. That's just that's just some of the rolls off the tug. Yeah, I mean I've had that many times too ten to ninety So my pecs definitely yeah What are your packs again?
Starting point is 00:24:23 All right, so here's some fun shit because I've never heard this term before, play track 16. On the second attempt, as soon as you're done that, getting ready for your third attempt, you're doing your clean and jerk there. On the snatch? Yes, during your snatch phase though. You start to do a third attempt for snatch. You.
Starting point is 00:24:43 If you just took that out of cat-tags, I'd make out this show, sounds interesting. You start to do a third attempt for snatch If you just took that out of cat-tox I'd make out this show sounds interesting. I think I will listen to this show Cleaning and jerking on your snatch That's cleaning jerk on the snatch and actually Kevin. I bet you didn't know this but You know who the world record holder is for the clean and jerk play track 18 Well fucking what's his name? Who's that fucker who set the new Clean and Jerk World record? I'm Kevin. Hello.
Starting point is 00:25:14 That's me. I'm one of the bags slappers. Clean and Jerk World Champion. Clean and Jerk. From a city position on a couch everybody, okay he, okay, he's he's going for the clea jerk. Um, and he's finished. He forgot to do the clean. That's the disqualifying. Uh, when right for the jerk. Oh, big slappers. I don't think we talk enough about this. Yeah, we don't. We
Starting point is 00:25:44 definitely don't talk enough about our, uhacauch and enjoying a nice clean and jerk onto a snatch. It's possible. All right, I got a couple more tracks on here. That's just more ridiculousness. Here is one that I call How many reps did you do,? Like yesterday I had to do four ten or four twelve but I did four times for a four by four. First set I did four. Second set I can only squeeze out a triple. Third set I could squeeze out a double. Fourth set I did a double. Fifth set I had to do a single and sixth set I had to do a single. Time to quit talking. Is he talking about scoops? I promised I would use that clip from my last week's show. Is he talking about shitting? Squeeze not a double. Which is funny because today I did three reps that I went back into two more. And yeah. And then then you had to go back at once
Starting point is 00:26:46 because it didn't feel like you wiped quite good enough. Say to do another rep, right? Just. Yeah, you know what I do? I just change my underpants. I feel like it's after that, you're good. Another helpful hit from Carl. Oh, good.
Starting point is 00:27:02 another helpful hit from Carl. Oh, good. How do you know this is the other example of how not to do a podcast? Play track 10. The only reason you catch it is if it's on here or here. No, but here. Did you talk about the arm down and the arm down? Yeah, and the arm down. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:22 Because if you have it here, look, see, there's more muscle here, right? No! Maybe I was talking about. Well, how is he pointing to shit? You're on a podcast, dummy. I swear to God, Kevin, these shows that we listen to, these people hit record for no reason, but just having a boring conversation with each other. They're not trying to put a show on.
Starting point is 00:27:40 They have no format. They're just talking to each other. Knowing no one's going to listen to it, and then we come along and actually fucking download this piece of shit. Do you think that they were recording this whole thing while looking into a mirror? Oh yeah, there's a mirror everywhere. There's a room of mirrors and they're just looking at each other. Like when they're not talking into the microphone or smacking' it around horribly. They're totally looking at themselves in the mirror like fucking like flexing and doing all kinds
Starting point is 00:28:12 of that goes weird, moves with their legs, with their like pushing their legs out to see their leg muscles and shit. You know I wish they'd do a couple more reps on learning how to do a podcast. That's where they're not getting their reps in. It's fucking power lifters. Powerlifting must be the doucheyest sport. I got to think that every power lifter is an Oakland Raiders fan. It's just all douchebags. Sorry, possibly, it's Raiders. Sorry, I apologize. Do you have anything else to discuss with this? This was, for me, a very, you know, you know what you were going to get coming in, I guess, listening to this, and it basically delivered on the boringness
Starting point is 00:29:01 that I thought it would. But I don't know if you did you have anything else you wanted to? I do have just this one ISO. We've already played this track but I just found this to be funny by itself. Play the ISO. I'm lavish as fuck. I'm lavish as fuck. I don't think it's ever said before. How lavish are you? I'm lavish as fuck bro. What do you think? I've ever said before. How lavish are you? I'm lavish as fuck bro. What do you think? I long that he was bragging about his bedding That was unbelievable. You see what he pillows I have come on Brought it's gay. What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:29:34 Dude, I got so many pillows. I sleep with my pillows. I hug it. I bite it. Oh They were talking about having a a leg pillow or a full body pillow This was a conversation these meatheads were having. It was so bizarre. Do you think he has like stuffed Pokemon pillows on his bed? I bet he has come drenched stuffed Pokemon all over his bed. Pokemon on a fucking facial shot. That's why he beats off to the caratoodiesies thinking about when he gets back up to his bed.
Starting point is 00:30:06 This is a jizzachu. I mean a Pikachu Pikachu. This is the time of the show when I want to say hello to my mother-in-law who listens. I got I got to remember to forget that. So yeah, I really don't have anything else I want to play to forget that. So yeah, I really don't have anything else I want to play from this show. It's one of those shows where it was brought up to us. I gave it a listen.
Starting point is 00:30:35 It probably didn't deserve to be ripped down because no one's listening to it. It's just terrible. And this was back in August. This was their 18th episode. And they joke at the end that like, yeah, we're not gonna do this anymore. And the guy's like, no, no, no, we are gonna keep doing this. And they're having been any episode since. So maybe, maybe one of these fucking dummies was like,
Starting point is 00:30:55 you know what guys, this is terrible. Let's just stop doing it, it's embarrassing. Dude, I pulled up my peck in my throat, so I can't totally like talk anymore Bro, your throat pack, bro, you can't pull your throat pack No, I got it. You can't pull your throat pack, you have So I can't...
Starting point is 00:31:13 We should just talk about anatomy for the entire episode My throat pack is connected to your hip bone, bro My tendonitis, I had tendonitis in my jawbone hip bone bro! My 10 to 90s and my job bone and so I couldn't talk really good. I couldn't say that, that, see it's hard for me to say it even now. So it's it was hard for us to continue doing more podcast bro. Alright, yeah, I'm pretty burned down. I'm just talking like a bro and listening to these bros talk All right, fuck it. I'll play one more track This is the last one I'm gonna play number 17
Starting point is 00:31:58 Like especially if you don't know if you like powerlifting either Guess what you don't if you have any doubt about whether you like powerlifting or whatever. Guess what? You don't. If you have any doubt whether you like powerlifting or whatever, you don't like powerlifting. It's not a sport. You pick something up, you put it back down. There's some type of jerking going on. It's enough. It's enough already. I feel like they're all they do is like maybe sit around and watch those powerlifting shows. Like there's once in a while I got ESPN 10 or whatever, like you'll see like some huge dude like pulling a truck with his teeth and shit. Yeah. Here is a pulling a train.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Pulling a train on a train and you're like this is the video I was trying to watch This is way off No, you know the thing what I mean like those guys they got like the crazy weight belts on and They're like whatever doing some ridiculous like Poin Fucking semi with their taint or something that's like the name of the show pulling a semi with their taint I haven't have my DVR I don't miss it up but I feel like that's you know they they sit around like watching like they
Starting point is 00:33:18 DVR that you know that's their they're big thing dude you see how strong his taint was? His taint packs have got to be in such good shape. I had taint to notice once. He fucked up with schedule. Yeah, bro, I was on this train in New York City and I totally fucked this guy and it gave me a crap in my tank. All right, so this has been terrible. This show was God awful and unlistenable in every single way. But the good news, Kevin, there's good news. Oh, next week, we're going to do this again with a whole different podcast, completely different. No second way. I'm being real as fat right now. I don't use that. I never use that term. They use it a lot. The yeah, this is whatever as fuck. I don't know where that came from but I kind of
Starting point is 00:34:19 like it. I got to start doing that. So next show is going to be funny as fuck, dude. And I am going to prove that to you by playing a teaser clip. This is a clip from the show we'll be reviewing next week. Just to give you the listener a taste. So wait a minute. This clip is called a what? A teaser? Is that what you call it? It's it's a teaser, right? It's just to get you, it's almost like an appetizer. You know, it's a, before the meal, they're making Mahangri. So this is like a mozzarella stick, right?
Starting point is 00:34:56 This is like a fried mozzarella stick with a little bit of marinara sauce. All right, well, let's listen. I was going to say a long time listeners to the show have probably heard your sad sad crying clown maybe maybe laughing maybe crying clown. Yeah, that's I always thought that that I tried to do it when I was at second city and they killed that sketch. They were like, no thanks. And it was a, it was a clown and you could never be too sure if he was laughing or crying, but what you did know is he was way too close to you. And he just, wow, I can't believe Second City didn't want that skip. I can't believe it. It's such an amazing idea.
Starting point is 00:35:46 An incredibly specific character. Looks loud who you don't know if you're sitting too close to you or laughing or crying. Go. Right. Right. I think I got a reoccurring character here. Good job. So this was a suggestion from our friend Holden, who's a listener. Thanks for, you know, at the beginning of the show, Kevin says, send us your suggestions. And we mean it. And we appreciate what people do that. So thank you for giving us this suggestion. It is a show called Blurry Photos.
Starting point is 00:36:18 This is episode number 175 called Creepy Clowns from January 20, 2017 inauguration day here in the United States. So just yesterday this episode came out. And Kevin, you and I were chatting about this a little bit because we did get this form submission. You've heard this show before. Yeah, I mean, for the audience, I do listen listen to a shit ton of these kind of Crypto-zoology paranormal UFO Wait, why did you say why did you say for the audience? Can we assume that everything we're saying? We're not oh, yeah, we're recording We're broadcasting is fuck right now
Starting point is 00:37:03 Yeah, no, I love this type of podcast. This is mostly what I listen to, are these types of shows. And I have come across this one before, I did not subscribe to it. And when someone brought it up, when holding, I guess, brought it back up to us, I was like, oh, I think I remember that one. So I added it again and listened to it. And of course, my initial reason or thinking was, oh, yeah, I remember why I didn't keep this one in the rotation.
Starting point is 00:37:31 So, if you listen to this episode number 175, I have not. No, I haven't. Okay, guys. So, this is, as Kevin mentioned, the description of this podcast is blending comedy and the unknown. So it's like you said, conspiracy theories and paranormal activity and all that kind of stuff. What was the other word you use cryptozoology? Yeah, that's like what the fuck is that?
Starting point is 00:37:59 It's like the study of like big foot. I know what it is, Kevin, but I'm but if there's power lifters out there they probably don't, so maybe you can explain it. So like Bigfoot and Loch Ness Monster and Chupacabra and Mothband, all of these things are considered like humanoids or different creatures and that's all under the umbrella of crypto zoology. So people who study this weird phenomenon of these different creatures and shit are are cryptos wallegists And so that's when you hear that word that's usually what it's referring to Did you say mahthrah? Isn't that one of the God's killer?
Starting point is 00:38:33 Moth man No, not that It's about mahthrah Okay, that makes sense So the problem with this podcast in Kevin's opinion is he likes talking about nonsense like that, but he doesn't want them to be comedy mixed in or attempts at comedy.
Starting point is 00:38:52 That's true. These assholes are like improv guys. You heard the guy talk about his stint at second city. They think they're funny comedians. Yeah, now I can't. For all the shows that I do listen to, there are a lot that have comedic elements, but they're not bits, they're just, you know, people bantering, but then they get back to the topic and it's kind of going through, and there's one that I should
Starting point is 00:39:15 say that really is more, it is actually two comedians, they just talk about this topic and it's called The Boogie Monster which is Kyle Kanane. Do you know Kyle Kanane? Was he on Reno 9-1-1? Possibly. I don't remember. Probably not then. Yeah, he's kind of like a beard. It's hard to explain his act and stuff, but he's pretty fucking funny, dude. And he does the show with another community called Dave Stone. And the show is, you know, they take these weird topics or whatever, but they also spend a good portion of it talking about food. So it's kind of funny like they talk about recipes.
Starting point is 00:40:00 And then they talk about moth man or whatever hell it is. So it's pretty entertaining. That one I like, you know, but typically I enjoy the more, you know, attempts at being kind of serious about the topics and exploration into the topics. My favorite all-time podcast, Bar None is Estonishing Legends. That's a show that if you guys are interested in that type of stuff I can't recommend it enough. It's very very well done and the two guys I mean they joke around a little bit But they they take on some really cool topics and I
Starting point is 00:40:36 Just like that show quite a bit so so wait a second you think astonishing legends is better than step by step I I would say yeah, it's one step. It's one step above step by step. That type phrase, that type phrase, I guess we'll have to check that one out. Scott, let me read up. Are you done talking about? You're the podcast you like? Yeah, we can move on.
Starting point is 00:40:58 Yeah, we can move on. Sorry, I just took a nap for a minute there. Let me read just a little blurb from the description on iTunes of blurry photos next week's podcast. Blurifotos will help educate and entertain you in a decently informational and whimsical way. That's the worst sentence I've ever read. Yeah, that's decently informational.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Is that even proper English? I don't think so. I think it might be, uh, yeah, some other type of language there that they're using. I don't know. So that'll be interesting. We'll get to learn about creepy clowns. Yeah, I don't really know how that fits into, uh,
Starting point is 00:41:40 I guess it's whatever. I guess that fits into that whole genre. It's just a bunch of fucking assholes and clown suits I mean come on. It's no moth man, you know, it's not a giant fucking owl looking creature with red eyes That's way you know it would be the scariest thing ever would be if there was a power lifter dressed up as a cloud Fuck out of me. Oh my god this clown is boring me to death. Look, look how he's making those balloon animals. He's, he's, his packs, he's flexing so much when he makes those balloon animals. He can carry like 20 billion balloon animals. He's so strong. He's so big.
Starting point is 00:42:23 He's such a huge power lifter that he could only fit one clown in his car. That's how big it is. Yeah, the clown car would be just as hard to get out the side. He gave it to him. Do the narrow. Oh, boy. So if you have anybody wants to talk, conspiracy stories and weird shit with me, email me. Kevin at WhoAreThese.com. You can get all to me there or find me on whatever social media bullshit you can find me on. And we'll talk about it. Maybe we'll start another podcast. Maybe I'll have a whole Who Are These Crazy Creatures?
Starting point is 00:43:04 Who are these author creatures? Who are these authors? Yes. Every week in the month. That's going to be fun. Episode one, our last episode. So please join us again next week because it might be the episode where we find out what's in for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born
Starting point is 00:43:52 I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born I'm gonna go back to the place where I was born You know, who are these? Pod curse.
Starting point is 00:44:21 I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense.

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