Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep465 - TV & Film Podcasts
Episode Date: November 23, 2023This week we’re competing for the worst podcast in the TV and Film category. Lucy Tightbox won last week and she comes in with a little swagger this time around. Andy also brought it. Who knew that ...podcasts about movies and TV shows could be terrible? Oh, everyone! Lucy Tightbox and Andy Q Public found shows that celebrate bad movies and TV shows. Not a winning formula. But it doesn’t end there. Harrison Young has a big reveal, Tookie was on MLC and killed it, Stuttering John sings the worst song parody of all time, Opie gets humiliated by Luis J. Gomez, Patrick Melton gets over on Chad Zumock, and Cardiff joins us with a brand new game. https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://www.instagram.com/allapologiespodcast Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Visit magicmind.co/watp and use promo code watp for 20% off your purchase or up to 50% off a subscription! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts.
The only show that once got busy in a Burger King bathroom,
I'm your host, Carl. With me today, a woman who show that once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, I'm your host, Carl.
With me today, a woman who auditioned for the show
in a Burger King bathroom from once over with Kaylee on YouTube,
it's Lucy Titebugs.
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Julia Fox's autobiography,
it was a crossover with the Blind Mike Project,
Blind Mike and myself did a show.
It's no longer on YouTube,
it has been taken down for copyright infringement.
I disputed this and they came back and said, nope, they're
keeping it down. So now I got to take it to the next level. So where there might be
mitigation, I don't know what's happening here. It's coming down the point. It's coming down the
bike. Who would have thought that Julia Faxx was litigious? Well, it's Simon and Schuster,
which so they just automatically pick up on the fact Simon Simon it's an unlisted video it's bizarre but it's garbage it's crazy no one's heard this
fucking I'm advertising this book that no one heard it's like easy for you to
say Jesus and I and it's gonna be good for your book so so anyway so I've
disputed it I can put the video up on Patreon I'll probably do that since it's
gonna take some time now but the audio version is out if you're on our Patreon or supercast that is up there and you can'll probably do that since it's going to take some time now. But the audio version is out. If you're on our Patreon or supercast, that is up there and you can listen to the show.
And it's an audio book. So we don't have to see Mike. Mike doesn't see you. You don't see him.
Hey, yeah. Just listen to it. It's fine. It's good. There's nothing to see you here. It's actually
great episode. I wasn't sure if I was going to be able to make light of Julia Fox's book and it turns out we were able to go find a little
very easy. It turns out it's pretty shitty and worth making fun of. So that's great. We
also encourage our listeners to give us a five star review on Apple podcasts or every
review podcast and the show offers in the comment section. Any review girls here, it
shall be on later to read those reviews today. We'll be competing for the worst podcasts in the TV
and film category. We have each brought a different show and you, the listener, will be able to vote
on which was the worst. Let's get into it. I have to say we did this last week and society
and culture was the category. I put polls up on Patreon. Anyone can vote. You have to be a Patreon member. Patreon, Twitter and the subreddit.
All three Lucy type box one. Hell yeah. Yeah, it was a landslide. I mean, you had,
there's three of us. You had over 50% of the votes. Oh my god. That's amazing.
Very impressive. Thank you guys. It was a very bad show. I voted for you. Thank you.
So what I'm thinking is because of that, should we make Lucy go first?
Should the winner have to go first?
That's what we do on the creep off.
Yeah, where the winner has to go.
You have the creep off bell, handy?
Lucy, what have you brought for us today?
All right, well, just like last week, I fucking hated this.
I don't like listening to a lot of shitty podcasts trying to find the shittiest of them.
Well, just whatever the first one you find,
find out why it's shitty.
All right, well that'll be my plan for the next time.
I've learned a lesson, I've learned a lesson.
So I've finally settled on Chanel Riccio,
who, according to her clearly self-written
internet movie database page,
is an actor, writer, director,
comedian, and content creator. So, you know, we have high hopes because of that. So, let's check
out how she is going to introduce herself. This is the first couple of moments in the episode
that I checked out. Hey guys, what is up? It's your girl Chanel. We're chilling here in this
quirky old bedroom of mine. This is the least quirky bedroom of all times
She has a white wall and a gray door. Yeah, it's so quirky
Quirky, she's got a crazy personality to go long with it. She's so fun and entertaining
Yeah, I also really hate the sound of her voice
This was so challenging for me because I just feel like I actually like a lot of film and TV podcasts because in general they're pretty
good. I like to show this because you two are both very passionate about movies,
someone on TV. So I thought you know you guys were bitching up a store and
about a signage culture like find something to enjoy. I don't remember
one of us was bitching let's be. Anyway, so I ended up choosing Chanel and let's find out what she is going to be talking about on this episode
In clip 2 and I'm thinking I cannot wait any longer to watch a days film which is dazed and confused
I'm gonna vote for Lucy
That's right. Let me, she's gonna like it.
Yup, it's her new favorite movie.
Oh, shut the fuck.
All right, good, good.
I want to find out what's good about Daisy Confuse.
I want her to tell me.
Spoiler, you won't find that out.
Okay.
But, but, but, what I will say is that,
fuck you again for making me do this.
So we're gonna listen to her talk about
how much she loves Daisy Conf. Just to fucking spite you. So in addition to picking her because
she did Dazed and Confused, I also felt like she committed so many cardinal sins of movie reviews.
The first of which is that she does not know what she is talking about at all. So when I'm watching
a movie review, I am watching long form media related content,
I wanna know something about something.
She does reaction videos, so we are going to find out
from her, even though she's never seen this movie before,
she's gonna check out the internet movie database page
and read from it for us.
So that's gonna be...
She would go up, yeah, penny style. I like for us. How I'm gonna be. Yeah, Penny style.
That's right.
I'm gonna be minutes.
I'm heading over to the IMDB now.
It is written and drafted by Redchard.
Redchard.
Redchard link later.
Link later.
No.
Link later.
He tends to be, his movies tend to be really long.
That's fascinating.
Please go on.
Also, his movies do not tend to be really long. That's fascinating. Please go on. Also his movies do not tend to be really long. This movie is
one hour and 43 minutes. Slacker is under an hour and 40 minutes. Bernie is under an hour and 40
minutes. Scanner. Darkly. He like I think maybe has one movie that is over two hours. So this is just
I mean, she's on. Correct information. They just seem really lost. She's on. Yeah. It's amazing
whether it's no plot or storyline. It seems to go on forever. Yeah. It's amazing, there's no plot or storyline.
It seems to go on forever.
Yeah, go figure.
But she's never seen any of his movies.
So she doesn't even know that.
It's another one of her quirks.
Yeah.
So because she knows nothing about this movie.
She's really Patrick Michael.
She started a YouTube channel.
And then she's like, I better figure out what to do
out this channel.
I forget the first step.
Yeah.
Starting a show.
I guess I'll talk about movies.
I don't like movies, but someone's got to do it.
So because she knows nothing about this movie,
this is one of those movies that no matter how much you
hate it, for example, you Carl, or no matter how little
you know about it.
Hate a strong word, but it's not a good movie.
All right.
Yeah.
You still know that there's a lot of famous people in it,
even if you've never seen it right
Yeah, but that's a low bar for a movie being good
People a lot of movies. It's true. It's true
But she was just on IMDB and still she does not know anybody who is in this movie
So we're gonna check out clip four
Get the hell off my friend. Oh, I'm, man, I'm just squirting your fine young
powder knife.
She's an actor.
She should know.
She should know things about actors, right?
That's like, you would think you would do your research
and get better at what you're crafting.
Or just read the IMDB that you have it open.
It says who's in the movie.
Well, you're on the IMDB page.
Next up, she's going to spot somebody else that looks very familiar to her, so that's
going to be Clip 5.
She's from Big Daddy.
She talks about Scoopus Steve to a little sparse twin in bed.
All right, so she just spotted Joey Lawrence Adams, and her association with Joey Lawrence
Adams is Big big daddy not chasing
Amy fucking mall rats bio don't me even all the other Ben Affleck projects she's been in with
them. Yeah. That aside, she still has that page open. Why does she not see his name there?
She's surprised by this. She's surprised by everything. So Joey, Joey Lawrence, she's single.
Adams is not a household name. Like not. She's. No, I mean, she's the girl from Big Daddy.
So, we'll be asking you this.
Yeah.
Who do you think this show is for?
Am I supposed to be a big fan of these movies
and then watch her take on it?
Or if I never heard of basic abuse,
and I'm checking out and see whether I should watch it or not?
That's a great question.
I don't know the answer to that
for any reaction content.
I don't understand reaction content.
So like, she is going through.
Don't we react to stuff on this show, producer Chris?
What?
I don't understand.
I don't know how to react to it.
That's why everybody hates me so much.
Come on.
No, I don't get, I don't, like, she's just watching the movie.
She's kind of as far as I'm in front of a microphone.
Right.
That's a camera. Yeah. She's kind of as far as I'm in front of a microphone. Yeah, right. That's a camera.
Yeah, that's pretty much all she does.
So she is going to explain to us
that the director Richard Linklater or Link Lanner
or whatever the fuck she called him.
Yeah.
That he did a really great job getting all of the actors
and how incredible.
She basically says she goes through this whole big thing
where she's like everybody in this movie
It's just one of the best actors I've ever seen there are so great
But then she is gonna backtrack on that by demonstrating to us that she has no understanding of what an actor actually is
in clip seven
Does it make you feel good been afloak?
Just on my paddle later. I got to get seconds with
Oh my god, Benny's scary like I feel like he means it like I feel like he's not just acting like flexes him
What a retard. Yeah.
Stupid fucking blah blah blah blah.
Cut.
Never was there a more appropriate time to play that drop.
Holy shit.
What an idiot.
She's calling him by his real name.
This is the worst doc I've ever seen.
Hey, Lily.
That's how you're going to behave.
Just because you're a senior and I told you.
She's got a bad case of senior right.
Is that bad, Afleg?
Shit.
The fuck?
God damn it, Lucy.
You get a win again.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got the boobs out this week. That's my
win. Yeah, all right. Well, there's a lot of audio listeners.
All right. Here we go. Got to be out done. All right. So speaking
of her not understanding acting, we are going to get to check out
her one and only honest reaction to anything in this movie,
which is going to be her reacting to some of the boys driving around and doing stupid dumb kids stuff in clip 8.
I think I should.
That feels dangerous, buddy. buddy I don't like property damage he's really honestly upset the bowling ball
went through the way gentlemen I don't even need to hear your cases today oh my god I want
to borrow money from this stupid retard yeah Yeah, yeah, not you Lucy. Yeah, understood understood. I didn't have any to give you so it's fine
All right, so the next sin that she is going to move me
I don't know I like this
This is a good idea. It was an actual car.
Someone didn't wake up like, where are we going?
What the fuck?
He's going to get it.
She's an actor and she doesn't get it.
Visibly obsessed.
She's visibly, her face, it implodes almost a little,
but she is reacting to that.
All right, so the next sin that she is going to commit for us
is that she is going to start talking about a shitty TV show
in the midst of talking about this shitty movie. So she is now going to commit for us is that she is going to start talking about a shitty TV show in the midst of talking about this shitty movie.
So she is now going to compare Dazedon confused to one of her favorite TV shows in clip 9.
I also want to mention that I think that 7 shows my favorites are coming of all time.
So to play in the 70s right now I'm pretty psyched. I'm very excited.
Man, she loves that 70s show too.
I know, I know she's awful. And man she loves that 70s show too.
I know I know she's awful.
I like Danny Masterson's.
All right, so she's going to tell us I won't make you suffer through all of the times that she mentions that 70s show.
There are a lot, but we will talk about one other time.
This is going to be that she's trying to
tie Dazed and confused into that 70s show. Now, Dazed and Confused is famously set in
Austin. I think that most people know that it is very Austiny. That is like a big thing
that Austin is proud of for some reason. And she read the internet movie database. So
again, she should know that that is where this movie is set, that that's what's happening.
And she unfortunately does not. Um, so we are going to check out clip 12.
Maybe he's purposely concealing the location, because he wants it to be any any town.
Very much kind of how like on that 70's show, Kenosha is like, it's just any town, some Ruby.
Okay, so... Why even bring that part up?
To be that incorrect about something,
that you don't even need to bring up.
Everything about that sentence.
It's in America, right.
Everything about that sentence is wrong.
One, any town means a fake town.
Correct.
Kenosha is a real town.
Correct. It was a concept.
Yes.
Bring up the end of the theme song of every episode.
Two, but not only that, not only that, that 70 show is set in point-place, Wisconsin,
which is actually a fake town.
Yeah.
Okay.
So like, she gets absolutely nothing right, and it's, the days and confused is set in Austin,
and everybody knows that.
Okay.
Next up, she does an awful lot of singing for a movie review.
I know it.
So we're going to check out clip 13.
Are we going to hit a song?
That's familiar.
Yeah, yeah, she's super excited about it. That's familiar. Yeah.
Yeah.
She's super excited about it.
This is something that Tukki points out quite a bit.
I was going to be a little bit of Tukki talk today.
Tukki's all over the place.
But when you have nothing else to do and you just start singing a song,
we see this with a lot of YouTubers.
They have nothing else going on.
They just start singing a song, not entertainment, not good.
Stop doing that.
Not too key though, keep it up.
Too key's great.
I also hate it in real life too.
Yes.
Please don't sing around me.
Yes, it's fucking annoying.
And she does not have a good singing voice
and she cuts out the audio of the movie
so that everybody can clearly hear her singing voice.
She's so quirky though.
But I mean, that quirky room.
And she's so quirky.
Yeah.
All right, clip 14 more singing. Just gotta be low rider.
So her association with the song Low Rider is the George Lopez show from
2000. I had to look at he composed the song. What is she talking about?
Okay. I still don't know.
Yeah. There was a George Lopez show in 2002, is on ABC.
And I assume it was equally as shitty as all of the other things that she's talking about.
But that is what she loves. She also is the person who spit up that audio.
I did not do that. So she thought that was cute and quirky again.
And finally we will listen to one more clip 15.
It's excruciating. So she just plays clips of the movie and then sings it along with the
soundtracks. And then smiles at it. She's really proud of herself.
This is not a good show. Yeah.
This is not good.
Well, we'll get onto the best part, which is that, you know.
Chanel, come on.
Any time, any time that you're making commentary,
you should make commentary.
Right.
That's why when I referred to, you know, reaction shows,
I don't, this is a reaction show.
Have a take, don't suck.
Well, tell me something I don't know.
Yes, exactly. It's not rocket science. Yeah, none of us are actors. It's probably over our heads. That's
true. Yes. Good point. Good point. So her problem is that instead of making any commentary, she
just repeats lines from the movie. So again, this is a reaction video. So she's actually watching
the movie. Got. And I cannot stress enough how much I hate it
when channels don't do anything transformative so now we are going to listen to one minute of her
repeating lines from the movie clip 16. Spoiler we're gonna listen to Chad Zubak do this later
and also Stuttering Chad. When watching my videos. As we hope fuck off I think I have the resort to neomacartheism
neomacartheism I want to write that one down
neomacartheism
I'm a class journalist again
he's a dead man
in there
shut up
why is neomacartheism funny?
I have no idea
she doesn't know what it means
neomacartheism
neonati
oh shakun remember that She doesn't know what it means. Dio McCarthy, some Mio Nazi. Ha ha ha. Oh, shotgun.
Remember that?
Oh my god.
How about been over?
You're right, pissant.
Why don't they have dream, buddy?
Been over.
Baking.
Come on, let's get back.
She's proving this movie sucks right now.
I just want to point that out to everyone who was complaining that I didn't like this movie.
Come on, let's go. That's your naked right now.
Now fly like bacon, you little freshman piggies.
Fry!
Fry!
Fry like bacon!
What is the new fist in the making as we speak?
Yes, duh.
You got any vise?
You got Any vise
Remember my lines
No, this is a memorable line exactly
Okay, so she misses we talked about the memorable light from this movie she misses all right all right all right
She misses LIV and she misses they keep staying the same age. She literally is
as L.I.V.I. and she misses, they keep staying the same age. She literally is vising.
Vising is the quote that you want to...
Freilings made you cut, come on.
That's hilarious.
Gotta say something.
I'll just repeat what I just heard.
And if you are watching, you will notice that the last thing
that she repeats is just a facial expression.
Yeah, oh.
So a guy makes a face and then she makes the same face
and then she does her little stupid giggle.
And that is hilarious and transformative.
And we have all learned a whole bunch about this movie.
It was great, right?
No.
It stinks.
It's fucking stinks.
All right.
So, um, because this was her first time watching this movie, we are going to get to find out
her immediate reaction to the movie, which I suspect was pretty similar, Carl, to her immediate reaction to the movie which I suspect was pretty similar Carl to your immediate reaction to this movie
Oh, um in clip 17. So she is smart. Okay. I wasn't ready for this. Oh
Crying I was gonna say that I love and ending like this because it's like everybody's start,
you know, they're all achieved their dreams.
That's good.
I always get emotional at the end of like Broadway productions because they achieved their
dreams.
And this is like one of those movies where I'm like, I achieved their dreams.
Oh, I didn't know she was retarded.
Yeah, also I have to point this out.
She's acting. Yeah. She's a to point this out. She's acting.
Yeah, she's a bad actor.
She's a horrible actor.
Okay, yeah.
But I do like that she gets a little tear in the eye duct
and she's like very, she's like,
but I love this movie so much.
I'm supposed to like this, right?
I just love when Pink achieved this dream
of quitting the football team.
Yeah.
The easiest thing you could do.
Ha, ha, ha. All right. Anything else here on here?
Lucy?
No, no.
You don't want to play your last clip?
I mean, we can.
I'm so glad that they have their whole lives ahead of me, even though mine are all dead
and washed up.
This might be my new favorite movie.
Yeah, she's a fucking idiot.
She's a fucking idiot. Yep. She's a fucking idiot.
David's gonna be as a stupid.
It says movie doesn't have a plot.
You stink.
It's just a bunch of things that happen.
Who's the protagonist?
Who even does?
All right, Lucy, great job.
I will have a poll up for this one.
Chanel Riccio is the name of the YouTuber and her show. Since I got second place,
I will go second Andy. You cool with that? Sounds great. Okay. So I am bringing to you a
show called Deer Shandy. Deer Shandy is hosted by Charlene joint and Andy Levine. And I
will tell you right now, they are a married couple.
And the reason why this show is called Dear Shandy
is because Charlene and Andy have a cute name
for themselves as a couple, and that is Shandy.
That's never been done.
Pretty good stuff.
Hilarious.
All right.
Well, what's start up?
What's start up with the cold open?
This is how the show begins.
I know you don't like me to talk about your socks.
I mean, Andy doesn't, Andy.
I sh-
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But if you can somehow make it seem like you're not a married couple,
then there's some bonus points there.
These people lean way into it.
And it's super fucking annoying.
So the reason why I'm bringing this show to us today is because this episode happens to be called
Golden Bachelor recap fantasy suites two women one restaurant tour
That's right when I think of TV and film I think of TV and when I think of TV
I think of the golden bachelor the biggest show on television
That everyone's watching right Chris right Andy? I know you are.
I already am, yeah.
Everyone's watching the Golden Bachelor.
This is the show about old people fucking.
That's TV, I'm back in.
TV ratings gold.
This chair just got right there.
Yeah.
It's chair soggy over here.
Yeah, so watch out.
They are doing a recap of the eighth episode of the golden bachelor and when I say recap
They go through everything else that every single thing that's sad they go through every detail they get their analysis of it
I'm really glad that I already watched this episode otherwise. I would have been very pissed off at you right now
I just want to say that did you really watch this this? You've seen you watch the Golden Bachelor?
Dude, I'm just going to point out before we start.
I was so kick when I said the shit to.
I am just going to point out before we start.
The Golden Bachelor's name is Gary, not Jerry.
Not so despondent.
Keep going.
I pointed!
Whatever, it's a midfielder.
It's hilarious.
Gary, he sounds like a muppet and it's hilarious and I love it.
Well, they love it.
There you go.
They love him.
They love Gary.
Oh my God.
They love it.
Another fucking idiot.
They love him.
All right.
I was like, people are going to love this show.
Cool.
Can't wait.
All right.
I'm also okay.
I feel a little shook by this fantasy sweet episode.
You are.
You were shook. I haven't seen you that shook in a long-sweet episode. You are, you were shook. I haven't seen you that shookin' in a long time
after an episode.
I'm really struggling.
I'm struggling with knowing what's gonna happen.
I know.
So she is shook up by this episode.
I don't know if you remember this one
where they have the fantasy-sweeties.
Yeah, where you shook up by it.
I know, look.
Okay, she was.
It was a lot for her to take in.
And I have to point out that Charlene is so easily amused.
She laughs at everything her husband says.
Over the top laughter, whether it's funny or not, spoiler, it never is funny.
Well, shall we get going?
Episode eight, fantasy suite week.
We are in Costa Rica.
And here we learn at the very top of the episode that Gary
retired at 55. That's how good a restaurant tour. He was. Oh my
What's fun? There's no laughs. What do you mean? I'm not
What was funny about that? Yeah, it's impressive. Yeah, I retired early because he was good at a job
She could be on Tom Murr's panel.
Oh, she would love that.
He would love that.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay, so they're talking about old people having sex.
And apparently on this episode, there's a lot of questions about ones the last time you
had sex.
You still have sex, you're penis work, you're vagina, dry hole.
You know, a lot of these weird questions come up because they're old people.
It's gross.
And Andy said something that I'd like to
fact check someday. I just think that the question itself is inherently insulting. Yeah. It's to suggest
that, oh, you're old. You don't have sex. Yeah. Why would you have sex? I mean, there are sex
scandals you hear about all the time with like politicians over 80. Okay. So that's okay for
politicians. But for Gary, a handsome strapping X restaurant
Tour, you know, a lot of stuff are there suck scandals with politicians over 80 all the time can anyone name one?
I don't think that's a thing is it?
I think there are old politicians in this country. There's hope for us all if there are yeah
I don't know that that's true and she just left a slide. I would have been immediately like
The fuck is 81 is having a sex go ahead name five
Yeah, I mean what the fuck you tell the time the fuck you talking about okay fine. I'm at that slide
This is where I think having married co-host is a really bad idea and I blame
Charlene for
Obviously embarrassing her husband,
but I blame Andy even more for not shutting it down
and going, nope, we're not doing this.
Gary says that what he's really into
is the intimacy of pillow talk.
I mean, that's cute.
Who doesn't like pillow talk?
Like whenever I've been with a guy who didn't like pillow talk,
I'm like, mm, there's something wrong.
And pillow talk is good.
Yeah. Yeah, I like it too. I just think I don't like it. No,'m like, mm, there's something wrong. And pillow talk is good. Yeah.
Yeah, I like it too.
I just think I don't like it.
No, I mean, I know you like it.
That's what I was saying if you would admit
to everyone that you like it.
All right, I like pillow talk.
Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha let the dinner party that you're like, you know what, I don't even need dessert. I don't like dessert. I've never eaten dessert before.
I always drive home before the street lights come on.
It's just a thing I do.
It's a tradition we have.
We kind of go, kind of go.
It's time to go.
And this gets even worse.
I just call this one, aw.
When they arrive, Gary says, now we have a story to tell.
Aw.
It's cute.
Oh.
Oh.
That's it.
Producer Chris, they both said that's cute at the same time.
You knew it, but she was going to look at him like that too.
She gave him the eyes of like, we are connected.
Yes.
Oh my God, you're so amazing together.
Beautiful.
Oh, are we so quirky?
This is going to be the best part of this episode.
All right, maybe I will win.
This is disgusting.
I'm going back to my clips.
I'm like, wait a second, I have a compelling argument here.
It turns out-
Let's not forget about the repeating.
Shut the fuck up, Lucy, you had your chance.
Yeah, she's been-
She's been eating you.
Fucking trying to pollie it all the way right now.
This is my turn now.
All right.
So I went to their website.
And the website says,
Shandie's legendary recaps of reality dating shows where they analyze everything from
relationship dynamics to editing to human behavior.
Shandie guarantees tangents, singalongs, and to never take anything, including themselves too
seriously.
And that very singalongs.
Well, we'll get into that.
Uh oh, oh boy.
And then they have all these comments
that came in from listeners.
And this one pissed me off.
Such great banter.
How dare you.
Oh, I believe you and Blind Micro have a banter. I'm half the king of banter. How dare you? I believe you and blind Mike.
I'm half the king of banter. So, such great banter.
They're so funny that I don't even skip their ads.
I'm sure that's real. That's a real thing.
So, let's see what these ad reads. He's amazing.
Ad reads again. Charlene laughs at everything. Andy says.
He's just so hilarious to her.
Story worth right the book of your life.
That was a lovely jingle.
That was nice.
What a lovely lullaby of a jingle.
You can write the book of your life with story worth.
More importantly, you can give the opportunity to your possibly elder family
to write the story of their life.
Yeah. Okay. So for soft, that sounds like a really terrible product.
Is it ever heard of this before? Story worth? No. I had never heard of this before.
I watched the Golden Bachelor and I have anyone. I don't get to say that.
Tim Dewey never talks about this. The podcast I listen to, this is not a sponsor.
Yeah. Once upon a time, my wife made you watch the Golden Bachelor,
and she'll like murder suicide, and her knee-end. That's a book I'd read a time, my wife made you watch the Golden Bachelor, and she'll like murder, suicide,
and her.
Yeah.
That's a book I'd read.
Yeah, that's a good one.
All right.
So what's fun about this product?
Now, I don't go off on a tangent of my own,
but I got to find out the fuck story worth has.
But it's also a daunting thing to be like, okay,
right at the entire story of your life in a book.
And that's why story worth is so cool,
because when you get a subscription,
they send you a prompt every single week,
such as how did you get your first job?
What toys did you like to play with when you were little
and like what's the farthest you've traveled?
Like simple prompts, but then you know,
it gets the creative juices flowing
and then all you have to do is reply to that
with as much or as little as he wants.
And then after a year of that, so you know, it's just once a week,
and he can fill it out according to his, you know, his availability.
It's not like yes, he has to do it.
He can miss a week and then make up for it.
You can do two next week, whatever.
But the whole point is that after a year, that is all bound in a beautiful book.
Such great banter.
That's so funny.
I don't even skip their ads.
I want to pay for an app to nag my husband for me for a year.
The same thing.
This is a terrible idea.
You have to answer questions every week,
and then at the end of it, they compile a book
that no one will ever read.
Thanks, Nana.
I can't wait to read the story of your fucking life
about your first job.
Gives a shit.
And then on the golden bachelor, chapter three.
Bernadette got eliminated this week.
Okay, so that's the explanation of story worth.
There's other advertisers though.
And every time Andy's got a new jingle for him,
and he's ready to sing a new jingle.
Lo-me is good for the earth,
so give your green thumb some girth.
No.
But true.
But truly we do love our Lomi.
And the editing too, where she's losing her mind laughing and then it all seems just a
quick attitude.
But anyway, so Lomi's a pretty great product.
I think in all kidding aside, I think it was.
And look at his faces like, do we?
Do we really?
If you say so.
There are a number of advertisers on the show.
I went to their about page to learn more about this podcast
and these lovely, holy smokes, meet your hosts.
So I wanted to learn more about them,
but I will say Charlene's an attractive woman.
So good on Andy, she seems to be way into her most use app is shazam.
Okay, thank you. I'm glad you're also picking up on what I'm putting down right now.
Shazam is her most used app. How is that possible? I use shazam once every two years.
Yeah, just just a subtleatter or whatever it is.
I think the last time I used, I was like,
oh, puddle of mod, yeah, I never would have had that.
What's it, Song, I hate, she's the average.
But it turns out her day job, she is an opera singer.
Oh, and yet he does all the fucking singing.
Yeah, weird.
Oh yeah.
Just really annoying.
What's his favorite app?
The Weather Channel, very exciting.
Good job.
Way to go.
They were made through each other.
We go back to her hidden talent,
which was horse name.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's stuff, huh?
Yeah.
Look at the what?
Look at the list of likes she has.
Egg white cocktails.
Kiwis.
All right, between her and Chanel. Who do you think likes jingling keys more?
I decide to say, okay, so this is a terrible show.
And they love that Gary isn't talking about fucking the other contestants on the show.
I don't watch the bachelor.
I just listen to multiple podcasts to talk about the bachelor for some reason, because the Drew's watching it. I would start to watch everyone's talking watch the bachelor. I just listen to multiple podcasts to talk about the bachelor for some reason.
Cause the Drew's watching it.
Howard Stern's watch everyone's talking about the bachelor.
That's why I get all my bachelor news.
And the one thing about the bachelor is that it's full of drama.
What there's a people like it is because the guy fucks the one chick and then he
fucks the other chick and then she's like, I thought we had a real connection.
Then you fucked this other chick and then he fucked another chick.
Hey, I was connected to you for a little while.
Yeah, all right.
A lot of connections going up.
So I thought that was like the one
that people liked about this show,
but the Golden Benchler is different.
The highlight is Gary and his ITM saying,
people want to know what happened in the fantasy suite,
but it's no one's fucking business.
Good for him.
I love that.
Yeah.
Not enough leads say that.
Yeah, he's like, it's no one business. What amazing pipe? I just laid down
It is you're on a reality show about fucking people
It's all our business at that point if you don't want people to know what your sex life don't go out at BC
With your sex life
She fell asleep before the Viagra kicked in I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, I mean no one's
fell asleep before the Viagra kicked in. I don't know what to tell you. I mean, no one's pointing at the answer. I think the answer is no one's fucking. It's probably so we're
talking about. This is another ad read that they have for a product called cozy. And I just
say that I think Andy might be embarrassing himself with this one.
Oh, so cozy. Oh, Andy, I think you might be cozier than you've ever been.
And you have been in some cozy, cozy Earth.
I know you don't know what's going on over here.
This is, this is cozy central.
Would you say that you are feeling cuddly in cozy Earth's cuddle blanket?
It's impossibly cozy.
I feel like a baby.
It's in fact, I don't even, I want to talk adult anymore.
I have to do the rest of this in baby voice.
Running in a start. What is she laughing at?
What is going on right now?
Does that look comfortable to you?
He looks like job of the hut.
That's a real product.
If people are trying to sell, what was that thing?
That was like a blanket with sleeves on it.
Remember when that was a fucking product?
You don't talk about it. Snuggie.
At least a snuggie, you can fucking put Cheetos in your mouth or
This
Also, it just looks like a blanket. No
Sticking out of the blanket. I love a white dog shit Photoshop just head on Suttering John
Needs Suttering John
All right, so I guess I'm not a big fan of the products that they're endorsing on this show,
but who am I to say? Last clip I have, and this is what really put me over the edge of really
hating this show. Charlene, you mentioned how your woman Chanel thought that it was Ben
Aflac beating that guy and she was a bad. Come on. I thought you would know better. Well, Charlene,
You know, Ben, come on. Thought you would know better.
Well, Charlene, just as dumb,
thinks that reality TV is real.
And I'm pretty sure it's not.
And I just love him and Theresa together.
Go for the love story.
That conversation, I've best about her work
and I was like, wow, you really have your shit together.
It just felt that felt so real to me.
It felt so real world.
A conversation, I am a fly on the wall
of a natural conversation.
There are no cameras.
It's just two people understanding each other,
getting to know each other.
Uh oh, retarded alert.
Retarded alert class.
So that's my, uh,
that woman looked like in Gremlins too,
the girl Gremlin.
If that girl Gremlin was a real human being,
that's what that favored contested
with the contested,
you're talking about right, not the hosts of the show.
Yeah, well it's the golden batch here,
you're not gonna get temps.
Yeah, I'm just gonna say, I've got the B.
So I don't watch it.
I'm nobody's watching this.
Oh, I'm watching this show.
Oh, ridiculous.
I think it was just a surprise. It's good to see you. I think it was good to see you. I, it's ridiculous.
I think it was just a surprise.
It goes to my argument though.
People are enjoying basic abuse.
People are enjoying the Golden Bachelor.
I would like to point out also, Teresa,
her first date with Gary is they went,
no, but it plays part in the show.
Dang it, dang it.
They went to like a 50 style diner and then they concluded the date by doing a song I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I's a normal day for people to know. Yeah, of course. That's how you impress your girlfriend.
Working out choreography with fans.
With the staff of the restaurant.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
All right, Andy, good luck, buddy.
What did you break for us?
I ain't scared because I got a turd.
We heard you on Dabble Point talking with Phil Elmore
about how people that like Dr. He hurt you on double point talking with Phil Elmore
about how people that like Dr. Who won't shut up
about Dr. Who.
So what did I do?
I went out and found a Dr. Who podcast.
All right, okay.
We have our winner.
Yeah.
Cause I've had that experience.
I used to, when I would deliver to a local supermarket here,
the receiver, he's like, oh, so do you like Dr. Who?
I don't know anything about it.
20 minute conversation about Dr. I just called you.
I don't know about it.
I don't know the correct answer.
So shut the fuck up.
Oh, I thought you needed only eighth doctor.
I was talking about the seventh doctor.
People that like Dr. Who won't leave it alone.
So I found a show called Hula La.
And it is described as two queer 20 somethings dive into the world
of Dr. Who and its peculiar impact on the adult life, on their adult lives. Besties Sam and
Elister hurt all through the vortex on an epic journey through time, space and childhood trauma.
Now what you need to know about this. I didn't see that coming.
It's the third. Please continue.
Who was it? Dan, celebrate John the one.
Yeah, right.
Now, normally these guys talk about the episodes.
Yeah.
But in this particular episode, they've pissed away 30 pounds
because these guys are British and a mystery box of items
that they are going to unbox and discuss about Dr. Who.
So in clip one, I'm not sure who's,
who's, who's Dr. Who in this,
but I think Sam is explaining what this episode is all about.
Well, hello everyone.
Hello.
Welcome back to another Hula La on boxing today. It's a very exciting thing for you and for us. Yeah, because we don't really know what we're doing.
So the context of this one I was on eBay looking up Doctor Who merch as I do.
And I found this listing where someone had a Doctor Who collection that they were basically saying their collection's got too big
They're trying to get rid of some stuff. They don't want to have to deal with like, individually posting every single thing.
So for £30 you can get a mystery box full of random dog 2, they said like book,
DVDs, toys, but you couldn't request things.
You couldn't ask specifically for anything, so whatever you get is going to be a mystery.
Yeah, we get a mystery box.
Yeah, so a podcast about Pizzing Away Money and Garage, got it?
Here are the list of things I want in my mystery box, please.
Yes, but what do you think of mystery box?
So, how this works, sir.
I really liked how they had little sound effects for little things that were happening.
There was a blink and it went ting.
Yeah, Alicir's.
Yeah, it's not just a twink.
He's got a twinkle in his eye.
Well, whoever's editing this show is in love with that twink.
Yeah, because there's all these like zoom in.
But, shit. And over there, it's like they have to figure out a that twink. Yeah, because there's all these like zoom in. Put your clothes up.
Yeah, it's like they have to figure out a way to make this
and interesting, because there's nothing about it that is.
Well, so far I'm captivated, but.
Oh, yeah.
It's your new favorite show.
All right, this is great.
So when you do an unboxing video, you don't open the box
and look at all the shit off camera and then put it back
into the box and pretend to be excited when you open it.
That's not how an unboxing works. it back into the box and pretend to be excited when you open it. That's not how an unboxing works.
Who goes into the box?
Let's explain how that's going to work in Clip 2.
We do have the box here.
There's some heft to it.
Like it's a little bit of a chunky.
It's a big boy.
Chunky monkey.
It's a big boy.
We're going to open it with you today.
Neither of us have seen what is inside this box.
This is a true.
I'm doing this very, very different reaction.
This is a true blind reaction.
This could be immensely disappointing.
Oh, it already is, guys.
You opening up box for a garbage ad YouTube
is gonna be disappointing.
But the mystery box could contain anything.
Sure.
Could be t-shirts,
could be a tardest dildo for a
Lister it could be anything in there but let's find out or the game they're
gonna start taking the shit could be David Tennett in there Chris we don't
know let's find out what's in there I'm excited I don't know it was okay you
ready anything was such a good I don't know was I was. Okay, you ready? Anything that's actually good. I don't know, was it?
I mean, it's only maximum 30 pounds of value.
What exactly, yeah.
But what do you think we've got on the mystery box?
I think, now you've said books.
Books must be adding a bit of weight to this.
There is, yeah, there's heft.
There's books.
I think there's books.
I'd like to think there's at least an action figure
inside this.
Face the Scramacolley. Face the Scramacolley Lisa Scramacolley you can imagine please
They're gonna get to the fireworks factory you better get your hopes up
Newsflash it's all garbage. Yeah, it's from a hoarder's house. Yeah, it's get rid of it
They're just get they're pining it off on you idiots
So let's go into a garage sale and you idiots. So like, How's it going to a garage sale?
And you're like, surprise me.
Here's 30 bucks.
Yeah.
Throw a bunch of shit in the box.
I'll bring it home.
I'll figure it out.
I got there.
He just drove off.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I don't want to know what kind of crap you don't want anymore.
That you're going to give to me.
Here's the money.
All right, enough beating around the bush.
Okay, let's solve the mystery of what is in the box item one, clip four.
Oh, okay.
It's a real official.
You know this isn't bad.
This is first ice and this is not bad.
This isn't bad.
It needs a wash.
It does need a wash.
Wow, a pillow covered in canter.
Oh, it's the last thing I want from someone's old fucking collection of shit up throw pillow. I wonder why nobody been on this out of eBay
A dirty pillow. It's hardly stained. We should throw this throw pillow away
Now the anticipation is unbearable Lucy, right?
I cannot wait to see what the next thing. It's like Christmas morning. Good bye.
I know it's weird isn't it?
Okay, right. I want it to be good.
So I know on this box to ever I envy the this is very difficult to be one-handed.
I can feel lots of stuff don't look.
I'm not okay. I can feel some I've got something ready.
Oh, oh, can I look?
Yes, I know exactly what this is.
Oh wow.
Wow.
Yeah.
Was that you're out of saying? Wow. Yeah. Yeah.
Was that your rather than your words?
That was theirs.
Okay.
They have to include this bizarre drag queen reaction footage.
Sure.
So that somebody you can see you're interested in this.
I know I'm not.
Chris is, so I'm not.
But.
Vinny might be in this.
It looks like a toy.
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what the fuck it is.
I don't know Jack about Dr. Who.
Nobody does. It's a fill in these two. That's not a dildo. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what the fuck it is Yeah, I don't know Jack about Dr. Who nobody does
Oh, I feel like these two that's not a dildo. Yeah, that is the that's going in somebody's ass
But Alistair is gonna dive in the box and try not to spoil the surprise for Sam with this next clip
I'm not looking oh, I don't I know I don't know cuz I might spoil it if I keep feeling
I don't run me too much just be a lot in here feel for something
I don't want to look okay, I'm gonna go with this you got it you got it
Okay, I've had these before so ecstasy pills and poppers. Yeah, all right
That's cool. He's idea before doctor who's inside me. Yeah
Good fun game. All right, say Lucy. Yeah
All right, Sam Lucy. Yeah
Sam's gonna get his hands on something familiar. It's black and turgid and he's excited about it. Oh, what could it be?
Look off instead
I know something exciting. I know what this shape is. Yeah, I know what the shape is. We have a little dog. Oh!
Holy crap.
See, it's not what you expected, Carl.
You home a foe.
Yes, it is.
Women can be pilots and the wings can be into Doctor Who.
Okay.
Oh, no.
Oh, this is embarrassing.
All right, all the items can't be winners. Oh here comes the
What is that? I didn't explain it. It's either the throw pill. I know what any of these things are. Did they tell you?
Yeah, I left out all the clips of them
Describing what the items are and
Assessing because they paid 30 bucks for this so that they're like well, how much do you think this is worth?
Doing this worth it
But all the items can't be winners girl. Here comes a died item out of the best
I've been so excited so it's a Star Wars figure. It's a box. Oh!
Oh, this is not.
Oh!
Wait, hold on.
Okay, this is, I think, basically, a Dalek magnifying glass
that they are calling, not a magnifying glass, right?
A microscope.
Science.
And they're calling this a Dalek enemy identifier.
Oh, I guess the orange Dalek as well was the scientist
when they had roles for different Daleks in series five
and then they killed off that lot of the power angel Daleks.
So that's interesting.
Don't speak the same languages as people in this country.
Keep the fuck in they talking about it.
I know, tell them to fill Elmore, Elister.
I can't use these words.
Yeah, we need fillier.
They don't care about your science toys.
Jesus.
And that's the one that they have to get right in front of the camera.
Look at how boring this is.
No one would want one of these.
Yeah, they actually get interesting with the most boring thing that they receive.
Wow, a toy that teaches you too.
I get to learn.
Fuck out of you.
All right.
So across time and space, the seller of this crap is sent us correspondence to the boys about this next item.
Are we on 9?
May I read this note to you?
Yes!
It says Doctor Who, the brilliant book, 2012.
Yes. And this handwritten.
Yeah, handwritten.
Okay.
Signed by Matt Smith, aka the 11th Doctor, obtained at the 50th anniversary celebrations in London, 2013.
Oh my god!
Oh is!
Well there you go!
Oh!
Let's take it to camera.
Why is it signed by Matt Smith?
Just said why.
Yeah, why is it?
It's just said why.
Idiot.
It's scenario A, the guy Matt Smith, Smith scenario B the guy that sold you all this shit
Signed it himself and you're fucking shit out of luck rags probably the second one
Fucking idiot all right, but 10 10 is just the clip that sums up sums up this show for me
He's a fan! Alright, so now let's take stock of what we took away from this haul.
They spent 30 pounds on all this shit.
We've made it possible.
We made our money.
And also, you gotta let us know what do you think of this stuff as well.
Yeah, please do.
Yeah, it's not worth the gasoline I would pour on it to burn it all. Yeah, it's
good. That's what it's worth. Correct. It's garbage. Nothing. You get nothing. Wow. All right. Well, good
find Hula-la. Yeah. Wow. That was awful. Check it out Phil. Good job. Now let me ask you about Hula-la. I don't know
how much work you've done this. Okay. Too much. Do they have other formats for the show? Is it just unboxing videos?
Well, I believe that they talk about the episodes, but I typed Dr. Who into Apple Podcasts,
scroll to the bottom, and then found the shortest one. That's how I pick these shows,
Lucy. Lucy spent days and days. He's just like, what sucks, Dr. Who?
Blue, blue, blue, red, red.
I'm boxing, but it's just like watching somebody else open their birthday presents.
Why does anybody want to watch that?
The only time I watch unboxing, maybe I'm saying this wrong, maybe it's not an unboxing
video, is if it's tech or something, and I wanna see what's involved with it.
Something you wanna buy.
Something I wanna buy, do I wanna buy this thing,
maybe it's VR headset or something, I'm like, okay,
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No, I never ever wanna Dr. Who pillow.
That's put in someone's house.
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That sounds terrible.
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Bridge of the Week.
And this one comes in from Nick Tucker.
Nick Tucker is checking out our boy Harrison Young.
That's right.
Topic time. That's right, topic time.
Hey, what's going on with topic time, Harrison Young?
Did he admit something that might be,
while not shocking, pretty fucking nuts.
I have to say, I don't think anyone in here
is gonna be like, I didn't see that coming.
But then again, at the same time you go,
how is that possible? All right, I don't know, a better way to sum up.
Drew little tiny ones, but yeah, this is where I showcase kind of some of my stuff here
in my office.
I kind of keep the nerdness contained to that one area of my house, because I don't want
my house to look like, you know, 40-year-old virgin type thing, you know.
Okay.
Well, I guess it's better than a 64-year virgin, but that's a show up for another day.
All right, anyway, I said too much. All right, well, so you know, you designed a 64 year old virgin on the show.
Yikes!
Oh no!
That's so sad.
Also, I gotta say, my buddy Drew Lane is 64.
How are these guys the same age?
He looks terrible.
Oh yeah.
He looks like the ghost of a 64 year old guy.
He looks like a ghost of a 64 year old guy.
It's John Dis, right?
It's almost turn that culler. He's the next golden
bachelor. He's literally gold. The John, this bachelor. So Harrison Young has got some crazy things
going on lately. Double story and not sexual though. Just got him a guest on his show that's very exciting.
that's on his show that's very exciting. That's right, Jake Hudson.
Yeah.
What's Justin got sad?
What a get off of time.
Whoa.
All right, well.
So even the title.
Daniel and Dan were in the network.
Tards.
Wayne's room is a city.
I'm a boarder, I'm a small town in the city.
Wayne's bro.
Okay. in a small town in the Pacific Waysboro. Okay, also, but also,
I've also, you know,
podcast, the reason I started podcasts is
because my father passed away in
2020 because of Liverpool.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Because my alcohol and I just needed
something to get my mind off of it.
And we were going through that thing
that we can't talk about
in 2020.
We can't talk about that.
Okay, we won't talk about that.
You thought it brought up?
Yeah.
Sorry to hear that, but it seems like a weird way to start
an interview.
Here's what I don't want to talk about
with depressing shit my life.
If there's a topic, you don't want to discuss
that topic time.
We're going to bring up that topic time. We're going up that topic.
It's not time.
Good point.
So that might be something worth dissecting a little bit
and diving into, but we have much to discuss today.
I want to put to bed the Carl Sond parody contest.
Of course, this was over the last couple of months.
We've had this contest and we never declared a winner.
So I just wanted to declare a winner. I want to get some prizes out to our winner and the winner of the Carl Simefair
Decontest sending two songs that were both outstanding. The first one we played when we
were in Michigan, we were at the Magic Bag.
Oh, I've been spending my days being a prick Hiding my marriage with producer Chris
So I'll just nurse my beer
And take tiny sips
And hiding my basement address
Up like a chick it's amazing
What a foot doctor does
Make regular feet out of mangled old clums
Wish I could floss my teeth, but I done gave up
Oh, I did, yeah, I did, living in the dabble verse
With no review, girls
This weird dog north of New York
John knows you only wanted him to sleep at your house He would drink all your beer. He would spit and he drool. He'd bring his pet road and he beat you at pool.
But your felt is all green.
And you think you're not pulling over loser dog North New York.
That's right, our winner for this contest is Tony Muscrat,
who not only brought in that gem,
but he was a little bit more than he did in the last few years. The New York! That's right, our winner for this contest is Tony Muscratt, who not only brought in that gem,
but also this one, that we've played a couple of times now.
Here he comes now, the Big Ham.
The big hand.
I'm Mr. Rochester. I'm Mr. Snow. I'm Mr.
Take it to Ron's self or dabble-kind.
Well, it's fucking tin-ball-o-o-o.
People call me smile-talker.
Whenever I speak, always down on my knees.
You're a creep. Whenever I speak, always down to my knees.
You're a creep.
So, Tony Moscar with those two entries
wins the contest.
Congratulations.
Right now, we are in the middle of the holiday themed
song parody contest.
We've had three submissions that have all been
fantastic so far.
I hope that's not discouraging people because you don't have to send in a winner
We're putting together a whole holiday album the WTP holiday album. So please keep those submissions coming in for your holiday theme song
parodies
Joe six back was forcing my mother to listen to the
Judge hits in the sheets
the judge shits in the sheets. Shits in the sheets.
No, no, that would do, but also the springsteen one.
Oh, it's just fucking amazing.
Fantastic.
So a lot of good entries on that going so far.
Okay, I have to talk about what I was up with pretty late last night.
And that is Tuky got the link. Tuk Tookie was on MLC and this is such an incredible
episode because what happened is Tookie is doing his show and he's sniping Missouri Love's company
and of course Rey Davido's on there who's Tookie's buddy and this other woman April who has a
puppet, she's like a ventriloquist, she's terrible at it.
And it's embarrassing and it's not funny.
And the show was not going great.
And then I think Kevin Brennan had a little bit of desperation.
I said, I took the lead.
And so they did.
And Tukki was fantastic.
He won over everyone.
Kevin loves Tukki doll. He's ready to go on Tukki was fantastic. He won over everyone. Kevin loves Tukki now.
He's ready to go on Tukki's soup.
Yeah, I mean, after the show, he declares,
like, oh, come on, your show.
You can come back on this show.
So Tukki really won people over.
And I was, I was very impressed
with his performance on there.
I thought he did fantastic.
I just wanted to play a couple of quick things.
So what we're watching here, because MLC takes their shows down. What Tookie did was he was
able to transition his show to just showing MLC. And so we watched him on MLC for an hour
and a half or however long it was on his show. So we watch his show and he goes over there
and then he comes back again on on his show.
All right, KV. Go ahead and do your plots in the virtual world.
April, it's all right.
We've got to put people in the hall.
Wait, I just realized, Carl can't even do it.
Carl can't even do it.
Oh, don't know.
Don't know how I can do it.
We're doing it.
We're doing it.
So this April woman who's got the puppet up there and she's singing,
she would not shut the fuck up.
She was just talking over everyone the entire time and it was so frustrating.
And so Tuky's crushing her the whole show, which is great.
And she's trying to get Tuky involved in her nonsense like, Hey, Tuky, you're puppet.
I got a puppet.
We'll do the second.
He's like, I'm not a part of any of this.
That's where Tuky gets real.
Great.
He's pissing in the hallway, pissing Yeah. Ray he's missing in the hall lay,
missing in the hall lay,
missing in the hall lay.
Why you why are you
missing in the hall lay,
missing in the hall lay?
Can I show myself yet?
Ray he's missing in the hall lay.
I'm not out of the hall.
You see that?
The best part is Carl can't even make fun of the show
because he loves Tookie.
It's true.
She's a very valuable allied have.
He really is.
I just caught on out stupid.
I was before.
Yeah.
That is very true.
I think it's so funny.
The Kevin's thought was I won't be able to goof on a show.
What's the last time we talked about Missy loves company out here?
It's been a while.
It's been a long time.
A while.
So I don't know why we, you know, we can goof on Chad when he's on your show, obviously,
because that's always fun.
Now that he's a regular back on MLC again, I've been checking that out a little bit.
What a get.
So then they start sniping OP.
Yeah.
And this was great because OP is doing his beer show at Gebards.
And so they're watching OP and so the people who are watching either
Tuky or MLC then go to OP stream and start super chatting and fucking with OP.
It's all it's all so ridiculous but I just thought this was going on.
Draper another two we don't accept $2 donations.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hi Draper.
You have $143.
You can send your $2 to $228. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hi draper. You have a hundred and forty three thousand dollars to two twenty eight and thirty
West all seventy second degree. So the the super chat up here for two bucks is there's a hundred and forty three thousand subs
on your channel and thirty four people watching it live right now. So what are you doing? Oh, it's the question.
New York New York.
Ground floor. That's the owner.
I'll take his two marks.
Yeah, we'll take you two dollars, but it's not cool.
I'm getting cash though.
You know, you know, the king of the live stream is on right now.
So it's all to get.
Thank you.
We thank you.
We get numbers in the replay.
Bitch.
Take a hit.
The left is annihilated, right?
He's very strong.
Maybe, yeah.
That's the owner of Gavart.
So it's crazy that OP, his reaction to that is,
yeah, but we get more people viewing it after the fact.
So I looked into this, the show that Tuky did yesterday
has over 4,000 views in 24 hours.
The show that OP was doing yesterday has 647. So that's
not great, OPI. The fact that you respond was, yeah, not loving we're watching now, but
then we go, it racks up. You got to watch out. No, no one's watching this show. OPI,
it's embarrassing. That's 600 more than we're watching it originally. Well, that's true.
That's true. Yeah. If you want to throw a percentage wise, I guess that's up quite a bit
through the roof. That's a good point. Yeah. So I thought that was really funny that they're
they're watching OP and goofing on him. And I just want to play a quick example.
Check this out on Tuky's channel, the B-dabler network is a network now. But if you watch
the show from yesterday, it's fascinating how Tookie comes on and wins everyone
over. I just have a quick example of that. But there's a lot of great moments for Tookie on
it. I think he needed a Willie Gay maybe. Tookie, do you have a KB impression? Oh, he's a
fucking idiot. Chad, you was a fucking idiot. You were doing it earlier. I didn't know what I don't know Tookie doing it earlier. No, it was a fucking idiot.
He should go to the wall wall and get a
Hover.
Wait, do, uh, do, do Ray and then
me, me and Ray back to back.
Show your versatility.
I really don't sell tickets.
I mean, Chad's a dickhead, but I love Chad.
I used to know Chad throwing up in Ohio.
Ray, you talk about everyone you fucking knew, but no one ever fucking said they knew I love you guys. I love you guys. I love you guys. I love you guys. I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you guys. I love you guys. I love you guys. I love you guys. I love this because Adam was trying to feed him lines to say it's
like, no, no, get out the way. He's got this. He knows, he knows the show. He knows the
characters. He's ready to go. And it's so funny because this was all Ray DeVito's idea
to bring on April who sucked and Tuky just called her a horror. It's so he checks out.
It's just great. But then Ray also said to bring on Tuky. And this turned out to be a fantastic episode.
For Ray.
Thanks to Ray.
Yes.
So Ray was feeling really bad about himself that he had to leave early and he's like,
Oh, shit, I fucked up.
No, you did good, Ray.
You brought on a lunatic that Tuky could goof on.
You brought on Tuky and then you left.
And then you got out of the fucking way.
Perfect.
So it all worked out very well. All right. I can't
keep talking about Stuttering John Melendez, but I also have to. Can't live with them. Can't
live without him. He just keeps up his nonsense this week. So much is going on that we have
to address it. our side again. Stuff card. Hey. Was a car.
If you've been podcasting a long time today, buddy.
Oh, today.
Oh, yeah, I was up this morning this morning with.
Yeah, Tookie.
I know that wasn't me.
That was Ralph.
That was Ralph.
That was Ralph.
By the end of the show, you guys stopped even pretending.
Hey, what's in the stock trail?
That's right.
I was watching Stucho earlier and he was like,
you know why I don't trust that card of electric?
Because it's a guy who dresses like a potato.
He's so stupid.
Even by John Sanders, it's like,
come on man, you don't matter that.
By the way, Brennan I think today's show is already back to hating Tuky.
What?
For real?
Yeah, apparently he was shitting on him for a while, based on a couple of super chats.
Wow.
I wonder what the reason I guess for that.
I'm surprised Tuky knocked out of the park for me yesterday.
Did a really good job.
All right.
I covered this on the bonus show I did with Buying Mike on Monday, because it had just happened.
And I talked about it again with the Truett Mike show
yesterday, but I feel I need to bring it to the show
proper because once again, Stuttering John got trolled.
He got had.
This is an amazing prank because what happens here is
John does zero prep for his show.
He goes, I'm going to go sub run it surfing,
which by the way, he's
in the cyst. I'll find out how it teaches the potato is. And Jack goes, I'm going to go
sub-reddit surfing. And you know, he loves to go to Hackverse and Shoui's
anonymous. And the great thing about the people at Shoui's anonymous is they hate
Shoui, but they also hate John. And in John's world, it's like you're either with Shuley
or you're, you know, with John,
and that's just not the case.
So someone made a video and they put a title out of,
they knew the John would be really excited
to watch a fishing for a collab fish.
Correct.
So John Hookline and Sinker sees the video
place it on his show live without curating
anything.
I censored this on my end so that we don't get a strike.
But yeah, there's some porn that shows up here.
I haven't been hungover in a long fucking time.
Oh, this looks good.
Oh, wait a second.
Fatty patty.
Man, are you delivering something?
This looks good.
Okay, so the name of this video is
Milton shows proof that Shule paid for views.
So that's what John wants to see, like,
oh, let's prove that Shule is buying these viewers
that he has on YouTube.
If you will, no, it was also posted six minutes ago.
Yeah, it's brand new.
So soon as you guys,
I'm gonna go out this sub-reddit
to check out what's out there.
So I was like, oh, all right, let's do this.
He he he he.
All right, so he's watching without sound,
which is why you're not hearing,
but it is showing Patrick Melton talking
up until this point,
and then it switches over to a naked girl spreading.. Man are you delivering something? This looks good. Wait I can't
play that fuck on.
Put mine in stutter. There hold on. You can't look at this fucking thing. I mean I
will later. Just put that up right now. I don't know. I think I'm gonna tell a marketer
literally called his house right now
and said, I can get you proof of surely he would buy.
Oh yeah, I think for his credit card down.
Yeah.
You are the one pathetic loser.
Thank you.
I love that, John, does nothing but read insults on a super chat on every show the entire show long, but he leaves out the forever and he reads
them so slowly, he cannot read a word ahead. No. And that's what you do when you read live is
at least one. Correct. Yeah. No, we're going with that. You all one fat gross.
But I know what this is. I'm gonna get this off the screen real quick.
He has to just set a precedent. So he could he could say he never reads a super
chat in advance. Not even a word. Right. But then you'll see these parts were for 60,
80 seconds. He's gone. Uh, no, not reading that, uh, uh, no.
So he likes to have it both ways.
All right.
This is great because now that mothering Jay, who's the Twitter guy, who was
trolling John for a long time, and then took John's side for a long time, and then
decided to go back against John because he had devil story and on his show or whatever.
John's realizing that mothertering J is probably the reason
he was fired from his job at the school district,
because muttering J was tweeting at them directly
with stuff that John was doing on the internet.
But then muttering J proving that John's a narcissist,
and it's very easy to manipulate narcissists,
just went on and just started saying,
I don't like Carl and I don't like Shuley
and I don't like the Shuley network and then John's the best.
And John might, this monitoring J guys
making some good points.
He can make my language.
Yeah, so that's how dumb John is
and that's how you know he's an actual narcissist
is if you're saying things he wants to hear,
he loves you.
Doesn't matter what you've done in the past,
monitoring J's posted photos of his kids,
made fun of his trans adult.
It's an adult.
But, you know, made fun of his family, all these things.
And then John, all of a sudden, just lost mothering Jay.
Well, mothering Jay turned on him again.
So now John wants to find out the identity of mothering Jay
in order to go after him with a lawsuit for getting him fired.
But I will say, and I've discussed this with Vince and he knows this to be true,
when he caught me fired from LA, USD, that is a fucking severe offense. Now, it is my legal right
It is my legal right to have Twitter tell me who it is. That is a fact.
So that is what when you were mentioning all these lawsuits.
Yes, I am talking to an attorney about that because I didn't do anything when I was
fired because they didn't tell me who was the person, but I can't find that out now.
I realized then said that's the way I can do that. So I am now pursuing that.
So let me just break down what's happening for people who are following this, all the ins and outs of this. John is talking to Vince the lawyer
about trying to find out who Vince the lawyer
Saka Count is on Twitter.
And Vince the lawyer is telling him
that he will be able to find out who Vince the lawyer is.
John, I don't, I know you don't realize this.
Vince the lawyer is the biggest troll on the internet.
He's been trolling you for years,
longer than anyone else,
longer than anyone else. He's been trolling you. He still than anyone else. Longer than anyone else.
He's been trolling you.
He still is.
He's still doing it masterfully because you do not see it.
You think he's your attorney.
He says it all the time.
I was talking to my attorney.
He's not your attorney.
Don't pay him anything.
He's fucking with you.
So I thought that was fun.
And that's the one that got himself fired from his job.
Absolutely.
And it's just like look what this guy's up to.
What else?
Okay, you're fired.
As Kinky Spurgo points out in our discord,
that is not a fact.
John goes, I can find out the identity.
We can force Twitter to tell us the identity of this guy.
That's a fact.
No, it's definitely not a fact.
It's not a thing.
Good luck with that.
Do you think Twitter knows the identity of everyone at Twitter?
They don't!
That's the whole point!
I'll be having Twitter on my show later on this week.
How do you fucking not know that?
You follow the news, you're the sky who tells us all about politics.
They've been talking about this whole thing with anonymous accounts and shit.
I'm the internet, they don't fucking know.
And they'll give me any email, it just be anything.
Yeah, Apple doesn't unlock cell phones for the cops.
And Twitter doesn't tell the cops or your lawyer
who their users are.
So, Steve, that's good to know.
Yeah.
At least for now.
Okay, so this is again from Monday's episode
and then we'll move on to yesterday's episode.
But John brings me up as he's been doing a lot lately
and I'm not taking the bait.
I know it seems like I am, but I'm mostly avoiding most of the things as he's been doing a lot lately. And I'm not taking the bait. I know it seems like I am,
but I'm mostly avoiding most of the things
that he's saying, but I did want to address this.
He's done nothing in life.
All he does is talk about me.
That is the sign of a fucking loser.
And he knows he's a loser.
One of the others that of these too much of an
artist.
Why do they podcast W-D-T-T-K? A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A We really need another show about Stuttering John. Really? I mean, isn't the consensus that we have enough?
I mean, how many shows are you gonna do about?
I know I'm incredibly charismatic.
I know I'm the only successful one in the devil worse.
I know I'm the only one who's entertaining, but alone.
I don't need anybody.
Unlike these other friends. Kevin Brennan came.
He tries to do a show in the audience.
I was watching him yesterday.
Motherfucker, I started this.
Yeah.
Oh, we did another guy talking about me.
I'm the fucking last one who's gonna be out of this game.
Motherfucker, I'm there you.
Yeah, it's like I just failed at.
It's Sunday night at 10.
Right. Well of course, Patanel, see you. soup. Yeah, it's a welcome addition to this whole world, but I
Just was taken aback by that like what the fuck John that's rude. Yeah
There you yeah, someone in the discord saying I obviously stole from shuly. No
Well steal from the best, Carl.
You know, the shooly guys out in the South of Johnson India, huh?
Let's see if I can build this for a couple of years.
Unfortunately, when future generations look back,
we all know Shooly's right, the history books.
Right, that's true.
We know how this story will change.
Yes.
All right, so let's fast forward.
Yesterday's episode Tuesday this week.
John is always complaining about people not giving him
enough money, which is such a rude thing to do
to people who are giving you money.
Well, pathetic too.
I have a booker on my lip.
Thank you.
That's Troy Smith.
Mm.
Mm.
That's what I was super charm of a booker on your lip.
Thank you Troy.
Always taking requests. Yeah always take in requests.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love that you're all here with me on this Tuesday afternoon.
This Tuesday afternoon. David Alexander, the rich guy, 30 Gs, you spent on donations.
And only five to me.
I think he's thinking of David Chandler,
not David Alexander, right?
So he's not even correct about this,
but immediately he's angry that he only got $5
and he sees way bigger donations other places.
And I'm the goat.
I am the one that's not-
We're gonna get that $30,000 number.
I just made it up.
But that's a pretty random number to pull up.
Yeah, he probably heard it.
He owes $30,000 right now.
He heard it from somewhere
because that John just repeats shit.
He hears other people say,
he doesn't have original thoughts in the side.
So he sees this guy, he gives him five bucks
and his first instinct is to complain about that.
No one should give John anything.
He does nothing to deserve anything. And he decides to complain about that. No one should give John anything. He does nothing to
deserve anything. And he decides to complain about $5 charity donation.
The goat. I am the one that supplies all the content for all of these loses. You said Carl
loves Lucer. Loves Luzza. Loves Luzza is also called obsessively, but your logic you equal. No.
That's precisely correct. Let's tell that to me. I'm going to talk to my attorney about that.
You just saw he was mad at David Alexander for not giving him more than five bucks.
And in the past few weeks, he keeps yelling at broccoli because he goes, broccoli, I see
your kid, I was worried about Kevin, you only give me this about a body.
What the fuck?
So for some reason, this is the same show.
It's just a few minutes later.
He says this to broccoli.
Good idea, Brock.
And Brock, I'm going to stop asking you know, to fucking soup, chat me to big money.
If you wanna give it a Kevin is fine.
I appreciate even the five bucks.
Wow.
He's really growing up in far very high here.
He's understanding gratitude.
Interesting.
Yeah, I did it.
I thought you had a big list there.
Nope.
Just that one thing, but he really doesn't understand it
because obviously don't
worry. Don't forget tomorrow. Yeah. I think it's the new begging tactic. Oh, is that what it is?
Reverse psychology. The shaming didn't work. So let me try this. I don't even watch your money.
Your money's no good here, broccoli. Interesting. I like this David Alexander thing because that's
just probably some new guy trying to support him. And he's like, Yeah, why am I getting motherfuckers? Right, yeah, 30 thousand.
Hey guys, like, I don't mean 30 thousand hours.
There's more than one David in the world.
Jesus.
Fuck idiots.
All right, so John's figured out he's got something he's going to do next week on a show.
I hope, I hope this is true.
I don't think I'll follow through with it because he's an idiot, but if he does,
I welcome that.
You know what I'm going to do?
Okay.
New idea next week.
I'm gonna get a psychologist
to analyze Lady Kay when he talks about me.
And I guarantee fucking T.
You're gonna realize that Lady Kay is jealous of me.
You don't have to be a rocket scientist You're gonna realize that Lady Kay is jealous of me.
You don't have to be a rocket scientist to understand this simple concept.
Or a seclusion.
He is fucking so jealous of me.
Could you imagine he brings in a rocket scientist
or like, John, I don't understand psychology.
Rocket scientists, very different fields.
But Carl, why are we getting in front of this?
Why are you so jealous of John?
Isn't that incredible?
That's his new thing now that he's figured out.
He had this big epiphany, he's like,
that's what it is.
Carl wants to be me so badly.
And in the chat, there at penis wrinkle, I appreciate it.
He keeps going, John, why would he want to be your loser?
He has more money to do, he has more friends to do,
he has more going on in this life.
And John's going, nope, nope, I was on the hot was turned show. Nope.
I was on let all. It's like, who cares what you used to do? No one's jealous of what
people used to do. And Josh was not figuring this out at all. He's not going along with
it. So I'd be amazing if you had a psychologist. But he doesn't realize if he was to bring
a psychologist on and analyze him on a show would be amazing.
I think that would end up happening inadvertently.
Yeah.
Can I be like, well, Carl seems well,
Justin, what's up with you?
Right.
He's actually having a good time with this where you seem upset.
It seems genuinely upset about what time you feel right now, John.
That would be, that's why I'm saying,
I hope he does follow through with this.
It'd be awesome to see him because he's actually going to lead the witness.
He's like like and what hill
It's conclusion will be
It's like we brought dr. Drew on the Uncle Rico show to tell us that Johnson O'Callick
Dr. Drew
You've seen Annex ride
He wasn't going along with it doesn't that way. You can't tell doctors what to
prescribe to you. I don't have cancer, right?
All right. Here, John, it's going to prove something to all of us. I'm not sure what he's proving.
Maybe someone can help me with this. Now,
Lady came on.
Always wanted to be a radio star and a music star. No one's even pointed this out, but I will watch.
And learned.
Who are his podcast W-A-T-P? So, Opie, now all the-
Okay, now, people.
Do you notice that little jingle there?
Yeah.
That's Lady K. Warranting so badly to think that he's a radio star.
So, he plays a radio jingle.
Because, that you played dabble. Yes, I would destroy
silent. Mike, it wouldn't even be fucking close. That fucking beat down for the count.
And what was his fantasizing about beating up his enemies? So do my favorite like little kid
things that he does. Oh, if he was in the ring with me I'd punch him so hard on his face
Subset crying
Kind of black eye
When he was making the army major watch Phil O. Elmore with his workout routine. Yeah, I just punch him in the face
Yeah, what do you think? I mean, man? You think I just punch him in the face, right? I probably beat him up, right?
Don't you think so?
Gotta go John. So what did John just prove right there?
I have a radio jingle,
because I have a show, John, it's a show.
Yeah, that's why there's music.
It's such a wanna be a girl.
I think that's what you're supposed to do.
You wish you were a music star.
Oh, it shows a music star.
I wanted so badly to be a music star.
So John is doing this thing now where he's watching
and I'm gonna play it in a little bit.
Jens, you might picked up on this too.
I've put out like a six minute long clip
with Pat Oats in here.
We're looking at some Opie stuff.
And I don't know when we put out videos
that are that short.
So it made it really easy for John and Chad
to latch out and I'd be like,
I watched this whole thing.
I'm ready to rip on this one.
So they both were came in guns of blame.
Well prepared.
Yeah, ready to go on this video.
We're goofing on Opie.
And John's whole thing is that I say something and then John mimics it with a silly voice.
And that's hilarious for him.
He's getting me really good.
You know how much I hate that. Oh, he's going to get me really good. You think you hate it. He's getting me really good. You know how much I hate that.
Oh, he's gonna get me really good. You think you hate it. He's goofing on me.
Lucy, this is rough. I mean, I didn't even want to play this.
He's just wearing your shirt. He's goofing at Carl.
That's true.
Wait, who's they?
Whoever is working with Opie, because Opie couldn't have done this himself.
Okay. Okay.
Opie could have done this himself. Okay. Okay. Ope could have done this himself. Oh, the face of failure. You're such a fucking loser.
So John doesn't have any original thoughts. Unbelievable in his head because I put out
a video two weeks ago with John's face and the thumbnail said, the face of failure. And ever since I did that, John's been calling
everyone the face of failure.
Oh.
Oh.
So true.
He's here and his head, man.
So transparent and obvious.
So this is what his style is, trying to do our show,
where he watches a clip, and then just repeats
whatever I just said, even though I'm in the middle
of a sentence having something up, I'll just pause it.
And go, what a fucking idiot.
Why are you saying that?
Well, give it a second.
Or he says, fucking hell.
Fucking hell, yeah.
This is, I actually wrote my notes,
stuttering John fucking hell, Moandas.
Get rid of the stuttering.
John, you gotta stop saying fucking hell.
I know that you hang out with all your British blocs
down there at the pub, but that's not something
that people say is offered as you say it.
It's really annoying. So John again, completely copying me because I like to talk about how a lot
of things to John critiques are pure projection. Actually, this is something that Vince the attorney
has brought up to John many times is that criticism is self criticismcriticism. Now you're gonna watch Lady Kay
project
He is gonna project
his own
thoughts
aren't to OP
So for those of you who think I don't do prep I think now you will know that I do, because I watched this fucking stupid ass, just because I want a goof on the hypocrisy
and the projection of Lady K. Mott.
Okay, so obviously we've talked about projection on here.
We've talked about prep,
John's bringing all of these things up now.
So now he's repeating the same stuff that he hears us saying
and he's trying to make it sound like,
where are the problem?
He's out product and stuff. He actually us saying, and he's trying to make it sound like, where are the problem? He's out prodding stuff.
He actually watched a five minute video
before the show started.
And remember, this is the day after he just showed
porn on his channel, because he wasn't watching the video.
It's like, oh, I hope you would learn to watch
a five minute video before you go on there
and fuck that up again.
Okay, I wasn't prepped for that.
So this is more mimicking me,
followed by a thing that he's been saying a lot, especially
on the show yesterday, about whether or not Howard Stern would like me. The worst
take he's talking about, okay, like, oh, lady, okay, if you were ever on the Stern Show,
you would be the biggest Howard would fucking despise you.
despise you.
That's a fact, trust me.
That's how facts work John.
What is an actual fact is that how we're certain despite the stuttering John, that's an actual
fact he has said it.
So that is actually a real thing.
That's a fact.
But this is what so funny is now John is talking about how well I fit in with the
Stern show guys.
Carl wishes he could do that and he wouldn't be able to do that. And he continues
on here. Trust me, lady, if Howard Stern watched this, he would fucking, he would go,
this is the worst show I've ever seen, if he watched your show.
So this reminds me of Patty Seacups, Patrick Michael, when we were goofing on him and he
was trying to fight back,
curls that guy that if he was in my eighth grade class, we'd all be goofing on him.
Oh, no, he called me a substitute teacher.
That's right.
He goes, he goes to be the irony.
If he was our substitute teacher, yeah, that's right.
If he was our substitute teacher, we'd all be goofing on him and laughing at him.
And now John's doing the same thing.
He can't make fun of me.
He has no skills in this. He's and Laughing at him. And now John's doing the same thing. He can't make fun of me. He has no skills in this.
He's not good at roasting.
But if Howard Stern was there and Fred and Jackie,
oh man, the pylon and then John can be laughing
in the background and make a teeth jokes
and everyone be laughing together, he can't do it.
But with all his buddies, his former buddies there.
Goofy got me.
What a weird fantasy.
He'd be in the background just nod as head say,
yeah, my work is done here.
Yeah, but this potato is really hot now.
But this is the fantasy of people who can't do things
on their own.
They remember a time when they were part of a click
or a group that was doing good things
and they go, man, if only you would cross me then.
Because that's what I had friends
and we were all laughing
at jerks like you, we would have got you so good, bring it, John.
Go for it.
And anytime you want to actually make fun of me, go for it.
I welcome it because this is not it.
I'm going to warn everyone.
This is the worst song parody John has come up with.
And that is saying a lot.
Have you seen King Puts yet?
No, but I can't wait.
Andy, this is unbelievable.
Yeah.
John doesn't even realize you have to change the lyrics
in a song to make it make sense, to make it funny.
He just decides to start singing a song.
And he's bad.
You're gonna criticize lyrics, Carl.
Yeah, I am gonna criticize lyrics.
They're kind of at two Carl.
And so he thinks he's so great sitting in his panel basement
in the shithole of New York high crime rate,
high poverty rate, high inflation.
And he's like California.
I know. Flashes are Rochester's like apparently. Oh, he's grasping it's strong. I inflation any
Flashes a Rochester thing apparently. Oh, he's grasping it's He's grasped me a straws and where he lives in the valley is a shit show
I was just there recently it is you want to talk about crime? You're talking about poverty
We don't have nearly the homeless problem and we do have a problem here
But that nearly what they're looking at yeah in our way
Probably do you rate high inflation and he's sitting there to get he somehow to King
Your King pucks King pucks
King pucks King Puts. Dutin' Dutin' Dutin' Dutin' Dutin' Dutin' Dutin' When I die, don't think I'm a nut.
Don't want a fancy funeral.
Just one like old King Puts.
King Puts.
This is the actual lyrics.
How does he come up with that?
Oh, no, Carl, he put, he changed,
taught to Puts.
No, no, yeah, I did hear that part.
Yeah.
But was the King taught and died, that's why that
lyric made sense. I'm still alive, man. What's he talking about? This is a 50 year old
song that John is singing right now thinking that he's winning it interesting. Low-life You do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do,. Oh, no, nothing gumma not you only know that I know fancy fuel rule
Just one like all king puts
Back that up watch the saliva boy, that was a tooth
Now when I can't afford math, you're right. I die
Now when I can't afford math, you're right. I die, nothing come or not.
No one will fancy a funeral.
Just one like old king pups.
King pups.
Snaggle to, snaggle to, king pups.
Snaggle to, snaggle to, snaggle to, snaggle to.
He is always a loser.
The drink to dink to drink to dinkinky, the mose of a king puss.
King puss.
Keep it going, John. You're coming at it.
Alright, let's go back to King puss.
As soon as he thinks he did change a lyric, he got completely lost and no idea what to do with it.
It was getting dangerously close to I think the chat is
found you out Carl then you ended the Carl parody contest early. Oh shit it's so
bad. He's just trying to show you how to be a music star. So another thing that's been happening lately is, I guess, Curtis' phone number got leaked
and there's speculation that John's been leaked as phone numbers since John's been talking
about Dox and Cardiff not stopped for a week or so.
What is this hole?
Cardiff, you want to make a comment on this?
My lawyer has advised me.
No, I always, I never accused John.
No, you did.
Of, of leaking my number.
I was just notifying my friends that I communicate with on that number,
that my number has been compromised.
So DM me there.
That's all, that's all that was on accusatory statement.
Correct.
John would like to say, but because of this, there's a lot of people accusing John of
doxing him. And John likes to say he doesn't dox anyone. He
literally comes out and says he doesn't dox anyone, which is
insane. He loves to say my name, spell it out. And then he's
like, it's all over LinkedIn. You have to know my name to find
my LinkedIn profile. That's how that works. LinkedIn doesn't
suggest me to you. It's how that works. LinkedIn doesn't suggest me to you. Yeah, it doesn't take
hands. Daxed himself. He docs himself. He put his own address in Cape Coral up on the screen.
He left it up there for a long time. John's constantly doxing people. I just wanted visitors.
And as he say, he doesn't dox people. He decides it doxed my fucking wife. And I muted this, but
it happened. Who gave him that fucking haircut, by the way?
Is that Jennifer?
Is that Jennifer?
Your wife? Huh?
Oh yeah, you want me to goof with your wife?
You have no problem goofing with my kids?
You fucking douchebag?
So I cut out the part where they said her last name.
Johnny, don't goof on your kids.
I really don't. He keeps bringing this up. Patrick, don't goof on your kids. I really don't.
He keeps bringing this up.
Patrick Melton goofs on your kids.
People keep bringing up to you and you go,
I don't know what Patrick Melton is.
Yes, you do.
It's fatty, fatty.
You wrote a saga about it.
You're all proud of.
You know exactly who that is.
We goof on how worked up you get about.
Yes.
People goofing on your kids.
Right.
We goof on the fact that you keep bringing up your kids
in order for people to bring up your kids
so that you can get worked up about. People bring up that you bring up your kids So that you can get worked up about people bring up that you bring up your kids
So John just goes around doxie me nonstop spelling out my name
He's trying to weaponize the information that he has and he's saying my wife's name
He's just trying to get this information out there and again the point of doxing someone as you think that
Potentially someone else will
ruin their lives for you.
Yeah, he's lazy.
It's a lazy thing to do to your enemies but also a really shitty thing to do.
It's to be a shitty person to do it.
In all the back and forth I've ever had with Suttering John, I've never leaked his address,
his phone number, any information I've had about him.
It's just a dick move.
People don't do that.
Just the audio book. I just, all I did was post the entire MP3. It was audio a dick move. People don't do that. Just the audio book.
I, all I did was post the entire MP3.
It was audio, oh shit.
The character got me.
Allegedly.
It got me to admit it.
So, John's watching this video.
You'll probably remember the last time
we were talking about OP, we played a clip
where OP says this one joke to a guy in a show
and him and Carl will always crack up about it
for over a minute straight. It's crazy how hard they're laughing at OP stupid little one liner. So that was
the whole point of this video that we had and John can't believe that I would say this.
But it goes on for over a minute. Go on, John, it goes on. John. It goes on for over a minute, John. And the reason
why it goes on and on is because it goes on and on John, John. The reason why it goes on
and on John and John. That'll get funny. That's way people laughing at his own joke.
Okay. Projection projection. OP is laughing at his own joke
Now I ask you
How many times does lady K laugh at his own jokes?
Fucking non stop. Oh, that's the answer
There is another projection. I was thinking about it. I mean so
Carl Heberg, H-E-B-E-R-G-R,
wife was to embarrass the take his name.
Carl laughs at his own jokes incessantly,
but he's gonna accuse fucking OP of that. That's just accusing. I shall proof.
What a fucking tool.
I showed my work on that one.
Yeah, where's the super cut of Carl laughing at his own jokes?
Also, John, you can say my wife's embarrassed,
but she sleeps next to me in my bed every time.
So, where's your wife?
She also doesn't have your last name.
It sleeps with another guy, Aaron.
I sleep in a race car.
Right. Oh, that a race car. Right.
Oh, that's the other thing too.
When people stick up for me in the chat
and I appreciate it and they go,
well, you know, Carl actually has a family and a wife
and just like, I don't even, I didn't want a wife.
I don't want to eat pizza every day.
So his logic is that it was his decision to get a divorce
and lose half his money so that he could fuck other people.
Should have thought of that before you got married and lost all of your assets over at dummy.
Doesn't make any fucking sense.
If that really was your decision to lose half of your money and live the way that you live now, then you're an idiot.
Yeah.
He's got a good way to do that.
I didn't want my mansion.
I wanted to give half of it to everybody.
Good, smart. Good move. All money. I didn't want my mansion. I wanted to give half a bit to my wife.
Smart. Good move.
All right.
This is our fucking hell clip.
Look at those teeth.
Holy saboteuth.
Fucking hell.
Looks fine.
Yeah.
I'll give you a kiss.
Now they're all left for their own jokes.
Wow.
Talk about the hypocrisy.
Fucking hell. Fucking ole, joke. Wow, talk about the hypocrisy.
Fucking hell. Fucking hell, Jack.
Gattas a Gatt.
Well done, man.
I think of us in Detroit watching him live
and everyone just yuking it up over drunk nothing.
Go fuck yourself, Jack.
Yeah.
Insumption.
The problem with Jack here is all the things
that he goofs on, people he doesn't like for are things that he does
Yeah, and we've pointed this out many times where John always goofs on Jackie for laughing to hard his own jokes and every time John's on another show
When he's on that radio show in Des Moines and
He's laughing at everything that he's saying he laughs at jokes in his book
Non-stop laughing at his own jokes things Things that he said a thousand times before,
he'll say it again and laugh again.
Well, the problem with that clip though,
is not that somebody was made a joke
and everybody had a good time at the joke.
It's how long they carry on.
No shit.
About a mediocre joke.
That was the point.
It goes on for like three times too long.
That's why it's stupid.
Not because people are having fun with jokes.
Right.
It happens from time to time when we get genuine laughs
on this show.
I have to explain this to Jon.
I don't think I have to explain it to our audience.
So stupid.
Someone sent me this.
Apparently they found Jon's house.
The house he just moved into in Florida.
It's already a problem going on. I'm going to go shit in that yard.
Holy fuck.
Yeah.
Oh god damn it.
Oh my god.
So today we got a, we got a hoarding job over in Florida.
Did you see that?
He had to do the capture thing live on the air.
Yeah.
Got me again.
Beer bottles. He had to do the capture thing live on the air! Yeah! Some garbage. Got me again!
Beer bottles.
We also got to get the garbage out of the clothes.
And this is who the dumpster is left on the floor.
But I have a car on the after the garage.
So I got to get it.
Alright, let's take on my inside.
Alright, so there's a little outside.
Look at all these are broken.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Side-house for real.
Let me out of here.
Alright.
So...
Oh, there it is.
John's living room.
It's the core's cans that allowed me to put a bigger down payment than Carl on my Florida house
A lot of these bottles were empty and then the reason killed with a girl
What's worse
That's not actually John always recycle same same
Joe got everybody it's a joke. Yeah, that was the other thing that everyone's telling John
You know, it's really stupid to goof on me for running out my second home in Florida
I don't live in permanently
That's what you do when you own a second home and Jack was I thought to curl on the phone. That was not his plan
What do you mean it wasn't my plan? Oh, you guys discussed plans? No, I didn't yeah
You just tried to talk to me. I saw your financial arrangement
I didn't tell, you just tried to talk to me. I saw your financial arrangements I didn't tell anything about the finances. He was telling me about how much he put down in his house and what his mortgage payment was
I didn't tell him any of these where do you see yourself in five years and also John remember when I was telling you how I had a
Management company. Why do you think I have that? I've always planned a buying a house so that it readily get out
That's why you buy a second home as an investment you idiot. John A's like I'm the idiot He bought a house that just sits there and he's paying a mortgage and a ton of interest on is gonna end up paying
Four times what's ever gonna be worth what it's all said and done
But he won't because he's not gonna live that long his mom probably a lot live them and she'll be stuck with it
but
That's John for it. It's
Johnomics
All right, this is from Bologna Factory.
Fuckin' a lot of Bologna Factory's killing it.
I'll be your worst enemy. I might go to Detroit this weekend.
Vinnie Paulina was gonna get me in. So it's Cardo.
I don't think you want to meet me though.
I don't think so.
But if I do come, we won't meet.
And when we meet One big up
Well, what if I don't we're gonna go share yet, but I'm not gonna be cheap. He knows that
I do want a three hour movie effect
Yeah. Okay. I do want a three hour movie event. Yeah. I know. I'm cool. Now, John has said many times, if he ever sees me, you know, obviously, we'll be good. We live close, we each other is like,
turn away. Look the other way. Don't even talk to me. Turn away. Walk away. I'm hideous.
And I was listening recently to when Howard Cernos reacting to John on the
end of the show and Howard decided that John was his mortal enemy from
there on out because of what John was saying about him and Howard said the exact
same thing. If I ever see John again, he better just turn turn around and walk away.
And I went, oh, John has no original thoughts that has had it all.
He everything he says, he heard someone else say it. And then he says it.
It's a weird way to go through it. And then he says it.
It's a weird way to go through life.
It is.
All right, speaking of weird ways to go through life. Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum I thought this, what I have is some clips of Lewis talking about how this all happened and then
opi's response to it.
So then we can kind of die some of this.
I'll give context real quick because we talked a little bit about it today and I want
to spend a ton of time talking about this.
I don't want, I think radio wars and podcast wars are fucking hack at this point.
I fucking want to lower ourselves.
You're going down.
It's just a dumb thing.
He's a fucking thin skinny.
You're a dumb thing.
This is just what happened.
It's a fact.
It happened in real time.
It's a part.
Maybe I should've gone that hard out of him.
We're actually out of Lewis's side.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
We're not worth it.
Of course we are.
Fuck this guy.
Get him.
Available in public for everyone to see
So somebody tweeted at me and they called me Opie
They were like oh, you're the opi of Legion of Sianics or something like that which is this is fucked up
It's widely known as an insult or somebody calls you Opie. That is an insult
Yeah, that's like that is his fucking legacy. Let's get real. Okay. That's what they're saying. You're the straight man on a show.
No, they're saying you're the unfunny one.
You're the bit killer.
You're the one who stinks on the show.
That's what they mean by saying you're the opus.
Yes, correct list.
That is what they mean when they say
you're the opus of the show.
Low blow.
Yes, just the straight man, right?
Other ones giving you the benefit.
No, no, no, let's not.
So I responded to that and I was giving you the benefit. No, no, no, no.
So I responded to that and I wrote to the guy who said that.
Jake is MIT have the LLP.
Pull it up.
You can pull it up.
Jake, Jake, Jake.
You know, Jesus Christ, guys, you just had it out.
Check it out.
Oh, man, I don't need porth.
I think you're podcasting wrong.
I'm either, dude.
Yeah, no shit.
Why are we not at the stand right now getting pizza delivered to us as we
podcast? Guys, I don't want you watching anymore. This is the bad idea. I'm sorry.
I'm part of that.
And now it's Puerto Rican Thanksgiving.
So I, I responded that guy at a like yeesh and opi reference. Tell me you're 50 without
telling me you're 50, which it's not, this
is not a knock on Opie. I'm just saying like you're a fucking, you're an adult. If you're
if you're an Opiean Anthony fan, you're 45 years old, 50 years old, you're back in the
fucking day. You're out here making Opie, right? I don't know where.
There's no context. This is all that's reference. It's just the word Opie.
It's just literally the equivalent of being like Obe H. Have. It's the just so 100% this was not a knock on O.P.
It was basically just like oh you're making an O.P.
an Anthony reference that's that's we're all over that we're all past that
at this point in our lives that was all he was saying he didn't tag O.P.
on it he wasn't looking for a fight with O.P.
so how O. how OP found this?
Obviously someone probably sent it to him,
like, oh, someone wants to get OP going.
Ooh, look at what Lewis is doing.
Are these fucking with you?
So OP responds.
Tastesfully, I'm sure.
Yo Lewis, you go as you piece of shit.
Stop lying tough guy.
This is crazy dude.
I have no issue with you and you know it.
Take this garbage somewhere else.
Go use someone else as your punching bag
Every time you saw me you showed me nothing but respect and if inviting me on your show numerous times fuck off
This is OP response to tell me your 50s. I'll tell me your 50 with your OP
Comment and I'll be just like what the fuck I'll murder you and your family
Oh dude relax. I don't know
This is justified.
Not, he'd not even know. No, he doesn't know how to read Twitter.
Yes.
He thinks you wrote the old person's shit.
It's psychotic.
It's just a psychotic reaction to,
so I was like, so you can put my response, obviously.
We're just gonna keep on going with that theme, right?
So I go, LL, OP, you really are the thin skin,
pussy, they always said you were, huh?
Oh.
Well done.
The Lewis.
J, go, that's the perfect response,
because yeah, OP took that way too hard.
It did relax.
It's just a tweet.
I didn't even tag you in it.
No one even saw it.
That's the thing about a lot of these tweets that people see in their time lines
or the notifications.
No one else has even seen.
That's not a big deal.
I gotta say I'm glad you did though.
Oh, I know, it's great.
It's great that he's dead.
Oh my, oh my.
Yeah.
Then, Lewis, a piece of the Haby, all the pizza.
No thanks.
He goes, not a fan of phonies that play it one way
when they see me and talk behind my back.
Yes, your special was really bad.
Lazy comedy relying on really dirty material.
Go back to your circus tent.
Sheesh.
Which is the same thing he's been saying about Jim Norton.
He likes to say he doesn't watch his stuff, but also his new stuff sucks.
And I just realize I'm overly dirty material.
So.
But also he says behind my back, it was literally on Twitter, right?
That's a good point.
Yes.
So let's see, there must be other animacea.
This is stemming from guys always been a good critic.
But at least he watched the special.
Yeah, he watched it.
So then I clicked a click, dude.
So then I respond.
Yeah, so I go, Opie, you created something that people cared about 25 years ago
You've not created a single thing that anyone has enjoyed since people use the name opia as an insult think about that
You're irrelevant trash. Thanks for watching my special. I like most others have not watched anything you've done in a very long time
Which you
Which is what you're okay when you You hit it special I take it off the internet you hack. Yeah
That was my favorite one
So apparently he Zach also tweeted something at him right? Yeah, but I was trying to mediate because I saw what was happening
Yeah, it was fucking psychotic behavior
Man, I ratioed this cock sucker. Yeah
Keep pulling that he popped off right away. All right.
So Zach and Miko puts in his two cents in this conversation.
Dude, you're fucking this.
I do a lot of this.
I do a lot of Lewis mediation.
Do you really?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Dude, you're fucking this one up.
Lewis was saying calling him OP was a desperate pass by an old sand, a sad fanboy clinging
to a 20 year old feud.
You got so worked up, you never thought about context.
Just enjoy being rich and having a family, wallowing an internet drama is gross.
Yes.
So pretty well, something up.
Open, you're missing on this one, buddy.
Relax.
I don't know why you got so worked up, you shouldn't have, let's just let it go.
Move on. So let's see what OP is response is.
What do you think, OP is gonna be like, you know what?
I fucked up.
OP is bruised to ego.
I heard the lesson.
Yeah, let's see.
This is why OP is measured response and taking away OP.
You could say whatever you want about me and what,
whatever.
I'm sorry real quick.
Yeah.
You'll notice in the last clip,
there it was four friends surrounded by a group of people.
Yup.
Cut to one man sitting lonely in his apartment.
Showing off his wealth.
Nobody.
Yeah.
Yeah, his relationship with Anthony and Jim and Patrice.
I should ask real quick since Cardiff is on here. Cardiff, you still
buddies with the upster? No, he's, he hasn't reached out to me, hasn't responded to anything
I've sent him lately, so I think he's done with potatoes. Oh, he's out of the cardiff
business. I have to say, I haven't been paying a lot of attention to Opie, but whenever
I do, it's so boring. He peaked when he was bringing Cardiff on regularly
and Corn Diff and Cardiff and...
Yeah, it looked like there was hope for him
having fun with us.
I remember there was one day you might have been over my house
and I'm watching Opie and Tuky's on there and Cardiff
and we're just like, wow!
What is going on right now?
Like this is actually a special moment.
Like good things are happening.
Opie saw joy in his life again.
He was smiling, laughing, yeah.
There was like home forever or something.
And I was just back there.
Yeah, now it's like, Opie, what do you say
to the allegations that you're thin skinned?
Yeah, fuck off.
I'm a fuck girl murder you.
That's what I say.
Like, okay, well,
what I hate, hate, phoneies but I hate, hate phonies.
I hate people that BS to your face.
So he had whoever does his production,
pull up a photo of Lewis J. Gomez
as he's talking about phonies
and then do something different by the scenes.
And then do something different by the scenes.
That Lewis Gomez roasted you like coffee beans, bra.
What did Lewis Gomez say?
Because I don't play the back and forth.
Lois Gomez took some cheap shot at me
and I hit him with a sledgehammer
and then I turned off my Twitter
and I enjoyed the rest of my day.
How did he get me brah?
We just saw all the tweets.
Yeah, he hit him with a sledgehammer?
There wasn't a bit of a back and forth.
Yeah, right.
All you said was, I saw your special.
It wasn't great.
It seemed like some of the jokes were lazy.
That was a sludge hammer.
OK.
Lewis didn't think it that way.
I hate to face people.
I hate phonies.
You know, Lewis Gomez is an, he's like an average, for the people that don't know.
He's like an average comedian.
He's not even close to as good as the rest of the New York comics, but, you know, the rest
of the New York comics.
All of them.
He's not even close.
He was going to his all of the other comics.
Lewis was watching this reaction and he goes, I'll take it.
He's a media recovery.
He was like, all right, that's cool.
It's not bad.
Yeah, considering the population.
Well, also considering when this is a guy who hates you,
who's going on a show, you mother fuck like that.
You're like, the worst guy's like, you know, it's Saves.
This thing was pretty good.
Yeah, all right.
And hate it.
So that's kind of weird.
Of the New York comic scene to like him,
he's a very good, he's a very good promoter.
He does a very good job with Skank Fest,
but he's not really a great standup.
And he honestly wasn't good enough
to be on the Opie and Anthony show back the day.
And he certainly tried, but he just wasn't good enough.
And as again, he pointed out,
when Opie and Anthony was still on the air,
he was one year into comedy.
So he wasn't there beating down the door
to try to go out of the open Anthony show.
He was barely out in the scene at that time.
And then over the years, you know,
he takes a little cheap shots at me.
When I got let go at Series XM,
he was pretty happy about it.
For what reason I don't know,
because I was always very, very nice to him.
I was happy about it.
He probably wasn't happy
because he was not going on the open Anthony show,
but the fact is he just never made the cut. He wasn't good enough. And then, and then he joined
Anthony's network. Yeah, of all the people that were
probably celebrating when Opie got fired from serious, how
is it Louis J. Gomez? He remembers. Right. It doesn't make any
sense at all. I don't think Louis even cared about that.
Do you want to tell him thing. Yeah, to pull that information out to his very strange. Well, and as Lewis said, he did shows with Anthony around that time because he was on compound media
with Legion of Skanks. And Anthony's goofing on Opie are going to laugh a lot. I'm going to be like,
well, hold on a second. Let's be fair about this. You know, they're just, they're just having a laugh.
I don't think Lewis is just going after Opie for anything personal or anything.
And he sucks on the radio.
And he's, does, does a radio show anymore?
That's all he's dead still does.
Yeah.
Quickly started trash me because everybody that works for Anthony has to trash me.
So they don't have to, but they like it.
One day I went over to gas digital car.
We went with me and I asked Lewis right to his face. What's up, bro?
I never did anything bad to you. I'd never talked bad about you. Why do you feel like you have to talk bad about me?
And he's I think Opie's mistaken on this one because when he went to gas digital
He was doing that live on his podcast. He talked to Ralph Sutton, who's the other owner of gas digital.
Lewis wasn't there for my recollection.
And then we had Ralph on WATP
and we talked about this.
I played him the clips of it
and Ralph even talked about talking to OP.
I don't think Lewis had any interaction with OP.
So OP is making all of this up.
This is how he remembers it.
It's like, oh man, you know,
that's what's encouraged when you work for Anthony. And I don't mean anything
by man. I think you're great. Whatever the exact words where he
showed me nothing but respect that he was very, very nice to
me. And then he gave me a tour of guest. Digital and that was
fine. I was definitely wrong. I thought the guy was all right.
Dr. Guy was all right. I know he works really, really hard.
I even know he's talking about. No, no idea.
And then you know, I'm not sure if the other time was before
or after this, but I'm on the streets in New York
with my daughter strapped my chest.
And Lewis comes up to me in the street
and he couldn't be nice to me like really really nice.
Yeah, that's the other thing. I saw Lewis watching this party goes, yeah, because I'm a human being.
Yeah. I saw us to do like, so I'm sorry, punching you and I take swing.
You're saying they're with your daughter at this tree, Bjork. And I got Ryan's fucking face with
my daughter on my chest. I said, what's up, bro? I'm so secure with the asshole this exchange. Oh, be
Being all nice to me in person, but you talk crap
to you know to
Behind my back. Excuse me behind my back. Oh, man. I want to get on man. It's all just you know, man I respect you man. You know, I'm a bad man. I'm this man and
Then he gave me something called real ass dude to the week which is a little
Last due to the week as I got I was watching Lewis respond to this. He's like, that's not a real thing
But he gave me real ass dude of the week because I had back down when I saw him on the street even though my father was
was Because I had back down when I saw him on the street even though my father was was
Strat to my chest. So you put your daughter in there. Yeah
I've never seen it be all right and they took some dumb cheap shot at me last night
I just I basically said I'm not a fan of phoneies
Alright, it's some dumb cheap shot. Oh, but you got to learn to let things go
Where you're at your career?
It's nuts to me
that he would see a tweet he wasn't even tagged on
every spot like that.
So easy to just ignore and move out with your life.
Well, I'm glad he doesn't.
No, it's been a great segment.
No, it's fantastic.
Speaking of people, what we're reacting to things.
It's time to mock zoom. Now the reason why I wanted to talk about Chad
zoom, is my boy John Marlow, who sometimes sends me and some things to look at and
pay attention to told me that Chad's having a bad week. And I guess Chad put out on his Patreon. No shows this week. He needs a break from the devil verse.
It's too toxic and he just needs to take some time off.
And then what does he do?
He goes on MLC on Monday and then he has a show on Tuesday morning and then another show
on Tuesday afternoon.
And it's insane because Chad is not going home for Thanksgiving. He's
staying in Tampa. His old neighbor who's he's friends with passed away and has a funeral
going on this weekend. And so people were thinking that Chad would go home for Thanksgiving
and to go to this funeral and Chad is saying he will not be doing those things. And this
is the reason why.
I mentioned briefly that my neighbor had passed away and I was contemplating on going back home
because of the funeral and all that.
And I just, in fact, the matter is, is I can't.
I can't afford it.
So I won't be going home for Thanksgiving, I won't be going home for Thanksgiving.
I won't be going home for my friends funeral.
I talked to his family, they understand.
It's just too much money.
And so I'll be here and I'll probably try to podcast
on Thanksgiving, do something.
I've never seen the side of Chad Zumaq.
He sounds truthful.
He sounds genuine for once.
I'd like to go, I can't afford it. Holy shit.
That come out of your mouth, Jen. I believe you.
All right. I was waiting for him to beg for a super chat.
Sounds extremely plausible. But then four minutes later.
You've been exposed to the wheels are gone. I don't give a fuck. Okay. So what's happening here
is some of the, he calls them wells.
The people who give big super chats,
the David Chandler's not David Alexander,
David Chandler's on the world and nice.
Dang, really?
Yeah, dang, was it?
So they're not contributing to chat show lately
and jazz's not making a lot of money on super chats.
This has been reported back to me.
I don't know what's going on,
but some people are going through
and calculating how much money he makes.
The two, he's one of those people. Yeah.
The big guy who's out for two hours a day and 47 bucks.
Yeah, good, good work.
So someone messaged him here, he's just reading the chat, he's even putting up on the
screen and someone's going, oh, now the wells are gone.
It's all coming down for ya, isn't it?
And so this is his response.
You've been exposed to the wells are gone.
I don't give a fuck. They're all, they're all like, they're all owned by the whales.
I'm not owned by anyone. I don't care. I really don't.
I've done very well for myself off the internet where I don't rely on this is my income.
Okay? Don't get it twisted.
You guys don't know what I, you have no idea.
So a couple of things here.
First off, he can't afford to fly back home to Cleveland.
Four minutes before this.
And now he's telling us he doesn't care if people super chat or not.
He makes tons of money, but he never says how he makes all of this money.
I check to see what his dates are.
There's one date that he has,
unless he's not updating his website, probably not.
Because one date that's in May
or something next year, as far as a gig goes.
And this guy got caught stealing credit cards.
So we're all curious, what do you do for money?
If you're not relying on superchats,
maybe explain it to us. You guys don like, you guys don't even know.
I make tons of money and I'm doing really fucking well.
How?
Just tell us so that, just shut us up.
Explain to us where this income is coming from
because no one can figure it out.
I'm also offended by the assertion that he's making
that these quote unquote whales are wielding
some kind of influence over the people
that are creating the content.
Right.
They're tipping, it's like a thank you for the show.
They're not saying, oh, well, I give you that 50 bucks.
So if you don't talk about Chad Zumak
that I'm gonna withhold my donations.
It's not, it's happened.
It's in any way.
It's in any way.
Yeah.
You're not like, he's trying to say into the highest bidder. It's a lot of money. Plus flying. Yeah. Yeah. You're not like, all right.
He's trying to say into the highest bidder. We'll do whatever.
Yeah. My nephew's going to co-host.
To be fair, David Chandler did give him $1,000 to jump in a pool and he jumped in a pool.
Well, okay. That's fun.
That's his decision.
But it's kind of what you said wasn't happening. Yeah.
So a dunk tank is one thing,
but as far as like people contribute to your show
because they enjoy it.
Well, if you're gonna make those donations
your whole income stream and be dependent on it,
like he's doing, that's your problem.
Right, that's not what everyone else is doing.
And he just said he's not depending on you.
He's not, on his killing it.
He really understands making tons of money.
He's working in the shadows.
He's doing.
No, he's saying that you guys are though.
Catalina converters can be sold on the black market very easily.
He stays there.
The unit understands how easy it is for him to make a living.
So later than afternoon, he goes on again.
And now Patrick Melton starts sniping him.
And so what happens is Chad recognizes he's being sniped. So he starts back and I get that
audio looping thing where it's them. Why is the mirrors facing each other? It just goes out of
that. Yeah. For infinity and Chad is explaining how he is winning because what Patrick Milton said is that I bet Chad
Will go home for Thanksgiving. I bet he will go home and Chaz like oh
wrong again motherfucker. Chad, you fall off your bicycle and go to the hospital. You think you think
I believe you don't go to the police if someone threatens your life. Remember when you fell off your
bicycle and you went to the hospital, you remember when you said I guarantee
Chad's going home for Thanksgiving. You remember that? I bet you any amount of money is going home for Thanksgiving
And there's no dead neighbor guess what Bell I'm not going home because I can't afford it
I can't go to my friend's funeral tomorrow
Chad you fall into your audience you think, what a weird, I know.
No one told me there was going to be boasting.
And it's so pathetic.
Yeah, it's hard to wrap my head around this one.
So then, because Patrick Milton is listening to this,
and he's going, how much could it cost to fly from Tampa to Cleveland?
So he decides to look it up and he fives
it. There are inexpensive options out there. I swear to God, look up tickets to Ohio right
now. They're $250 round trip. Let's look it up. Let's look up. He just said, I swear
to God and you're dumb. I couldn't buy it to get even if I wanted to. I thought you
could buy a house next to Carl. I fly Delta only. I thought
you made a hundred grand this year in Super Chat. I thought you had $10,000 cash to spare.
But you said you guarantee. I guarantee afford a coach plane ticket on spirit airline. I don't
fly spirit. I don't fly spirit. I fly Delta. I fly Delta and Delta only out.
I like this highfalutin Chad. Oh, it's hilarious. So Chad is very brand loyal
to Delta for some reason, which is a weird thing because Tampa's not even a
hub for Delta. Yeah, it'd be one thing. If you're like, no, I get all my flights out
of Atlanta on Delta because that's their hub and makes sense. There's a lot of
stolen rewards points.
That's right.
Yeah, I've got to fly Delta.
So Delta's the only one that doesn't consult the no fly list.
Yeah.
Good point.
Maybe that's, yeah, maybe that's really, everybody's allowed on.
That's a possibility.
So later on, there's more of him talking about how he only flies Delta because melt
next to you finds United for $208 round
trip and United is fine.
And you know, a chance is like, Oh, I don't fly.
You know, I don't fly Delta.
And I think I John Marlow says me these clips.
He wrote to me, he goes, defying every Michael micro economic principle of price elasticity,
Chad, a poor person is brainwild to the end when mountain finds roundtrip tickets from Tampa to Cleveland for 208 and United.
I don't fly United.
I fly Delta.
The weirdest response to this and it gets even more childish here because
because they're on this loop thing.
You hear what they said seven seconds.
Instead of just having a conversation.
I then each other.
Yeah, then it keeps going back and forth.
No.
No.
No.
I didn't remember it now.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm making a change.
No, no, no, no, no.
I am tripping. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, something else. It's hard to understand anything that's going on here to hold
their state of mind all of a sudden. So this is Chad's excuse for why his show
wasn't very good as he's getting snite by mountain. Imagine if this was your
show. Imagine he let somebody do this to your stream. What the fuck is wrong? I
wasn't doing a show. I was trying to show. I literally just fucked with you.
There was no show. There was no show. There was no show. I literally just fucked with you a little show there was no show there was no show
I mean what the fuck there was never show you're getting run over dog
No, I'm not this isn't a show. It's not a show
Yes, it is I love that excuse. He's on their streaming on his channel
He's like well, it's not a show. Go your guitar playing sucks tonight. I'm not playing guitar
He's like, well, it's not a show. Go, your guitar playing sucks tonight.
I'm not playing guitar.
Yeah, I'm talking to our show.
I'm not playing guitar.
Yeah.
But he even tried to do that.
What he's just talking about.
A weird excuse.
You're getting run over.
No, I'm not.
So there.
It's a fucking weird.
So Chad is so dumb.
He doesn't understand why the loop is happening.
The fact that it's playing, he's saying it.
That it's playing on his show, but it's playing back on his show because he's saying it, that it's playing on his
show, but it's playing back on his show because he's sniping and there's life in each other.
He finally turned down. Chad, you better quit while you're behind L.O.L.
Yeah, I didn't if this was your show. Oh, Chad, so dumb. He thinks I'm playing a loop.
He doesn't understand that we're watching his show and he's watching. Oh, I'm so dumb.
Playing a loop. He said it a couple times. I didn't catch it
But he just said it there. Now I caught what he's to he gets okay stop playing that loop. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Chad. I have a loop that I play
It's my confusing Chad loop that I hit play on you fucking idiot you fucking idiot
That was that was Chad's big response. He's like, oh, shit, I have a dumb.
It's got to be there to just play it on his own show.
I always think of Chad as pretty expressionless,
but you can tell when he's getting mad,
Oh, yeah.
Even when he's not yelling or whatever.
Just do it.
Yeah, yeah.
He is getting run over for sure.
I'm losing this right now.
Well, the other thing, too, during this whole thing
is that Chad, as you can see,
is putting up these comments that aren't even super chats.
And all a while, over on Patrick Melton's channel, he is getting bombarded with people becoming
members and super chatting him and all this stuff.
So Chad is losing in every possible way that he could be losing during all of this, but
he keeps it going.
And again, Chad thinks that just like
Sittering John is the same fucking person, the only difference is that John
actually has a resume. Chad doesn't. Chad thinks that being funny is just mimicking
someone. Like that, that's a good joke. And he thinks that he's he's getting over on
Patrick Mountain by doing that. What's the matter? You don't like the mimic? You
don't like me mimicking you? You don't like the mimic? You don't like me mimicking you? Huh? You don't like that?
That bothers you. So you're trying to try to oh look. He's mimicking again. Yeah, Melton
You talk like with a gay list of course. I got to point that out
Me and you is I don't run away from you
You like you pretend I do, but I don't mimic his memaking
So she she.
It's not that he is upset that you're mimicking him.
It's that he's goofing on you for that.
Your only response to this show is you have nothing else.
Nothing.
Chad never knows how to respond to anything in a witty way with a good retort or anything
like that.
So at a certain point, Chad is just staring down to this phone and Patrick Belton recognizes
us and Chad wants to get a great excuse.
Chad is on his phone.
Chad is on his phone.
We're dancing in circles in this joy.
Yes, I'm on my phone.
We're here.
We're here.
We're here.
We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. We're good. So good through the twists and turns. What now?
What next?
Where's the thing?
Where's the funny?
Checked out of his own show.
He's on his phone.
This isn't a show.
The night, like a melody should, we're singing along.
Life's a dance.
It's all good.
What is this?
What is your show?
What is this?
Oh, no.
You can't.
And you may ask yourself.
What is your show?
I'm sorry.
I need to ask.
What the fuck is going on in mountains?
So what is that?
Yes.
So what's going on here is that when people become members,
they have these graphics that come up
and they say, hey, congratulations to your member
and it shows it has like sounds and things.
It's a very twitch thing to do.
And also when people give certain amounts of superchats
an AI voice that's Zubak's voice
will read the superchet.
Okay.
Yeah.
Which is funny, I have a clip of that coming up
in just a second, but I just wanna switch over real quick.
Don't call an audience engagement.
Correct.
Yeah, all the stuff in the chat.
Well, as Chad has nobody on his show.
Because people are giving him money.
That's why you're seeing all of these prompts happening.
Now I'm loving it.
So let's switch over to Melton's stream real quick
and see how he's responding.
Chad's over there going, Chad's over there going,
do your show, where's your show?
It's like, this isn't my show,
this is my week off, idiot.
You know what my show is, I do it every morning for four hours.
You know what my show is, you watch it every day.
Don't pretend like this is my show.
Don't pretend like this, oh look, Melton has nothing.
This is a joke, this is a hang. We're watching you. This is your show. This is your show.
That's not pretend.
Clothes.
Doesn't know what I'm sitting in this. I don't know what to do.
Chaps over there going. Chaps over there going. Do your show. What am I doing? This isn't
my show. This is my week. This isn't my show either. It's my week off. My show is I do
every morning for four hours. You know what this was going my show. This is my week. This isn't my show either. It's my week off. My show is I do every morning for four hours. You know,
it was gonna show it every day.
What's the title? This is my show. Don't pretend like this. Oh look, Melton has nothing. This is a joke.
This is a joke.
You don't mean this wasn't a show.
Look at the title.
Melton is a shitty,
retarded,
sitting in peace. I don't know what to do.
Yes, they're going. Yes, they're going. What am I doing? This isn't my show. This is my Is it Sitting in peace I don't know what to do
What am I doing? Oh, no, we have a lot of members.
Yeah, we're getting members. Sorry
Sorry, Chad. We're getting a lot of memberships over here and I red bar. I was asking for you to troll
You dummy troll
Shad is in hell
Oh the internet who knew this would happen, huh? And not me
You know when they brought up a tattoo into this, it's true.
A guy who dresses like a potato.
So this is the super chat coming in on Melton show.
And so there's an AI voice reading it in Chad's voice.
And Chad has to just listen to this. They're just thrown in another five members.
Chad's. Okay, so I should point out thrown in another five memberships. Chad.
Okay.
So I should point out so there's these memberships are coming in and what you're going
to hear is in Chad's voice coming in AI.
I love God free Swords and Info and teen.
I'll be your opener.
I'm not talking about me.
I'm talking about my asshole.
That's saying that Chad's going to open his ass to these people.
We'll sound like Chad another five.
Oh, Chad, we got another five over here.
I read on that. Five gifted five.
These are the dumbest people ever. Five.
War. Let's get to the point. I love cock got free sports and bread and in
quarantine. I'll be your opener, not comedy. I mean, look at this. My asshole.
Look at this. This is his show. This is what this is his show, Melton. This is your
show. We'll see what you're doing. But this is his show, mountain. This is your show. We'll explore. Say whatever you want, but this is all you do is watch other people.
They should look kind of exciting over there. It's like fun and you're playing
and a group thing on you and it's happening on your show, which is probably not great.
So Tuky decided to snipe Chad. And this is immediately right as the show starts.
This is Chad watching us watching our clip on OP again.
So I guess this is as Kumi's cock show or whatever it is.
That's hilarious.
Oh, I can't sit here and listen to the sad tub of shit.
Quick hits.
Talk anymore.
What this show is.
The world has no two keypiece thoughts on this zero.
It's all of the stuff that's happening in the world.
It's countless nobody who feels that he can judge other people's shows.
Let's go Chad.
What do you got to say?
We're going out these out of context.
Now we're just watching Carl.
What are we doing?
Let's go.
That's all.
So what you have on your two-piece, He's like giving a clip for my new show. He doesn't say anything up. It just lots of play. I have to play this episode.
Carl, I love you. But I was planning on goofing on Chad, but he's just watching your show, but it goes on for over a minute.
And the road. Now we're all well. He is putting up the chat. This good. He's engaging
Wow Remember this episode you're using somebody to get a guest on
Carl's accusing somebody for laughing in his own joke. Has he ever watched the showback? Oh
Wow, that's a pretty hot take wherever heard that would be far. Oh, yeah, Stuttering John Melendez the least original
least 20 percent of the planet made that same after the other mimic.
Good job. Yeah, they both do this the exact same way. It's incredible. They're the same person.
Hey, yo. Have we watched his show back? At least Carl tries to make jokes, fatso.
Discovered that. When do you want to make jokes? This is not a show. It's not a show hit like you coward, but this is not a show
You have to do this. He cannot be comfortable
The duck shark must know that's who he shark is on the water. This is great right here
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dumb dumb dumb your dumb dumb dumb dumb television.
No, so the shark is attacking both Chad and uh, Stuttering John on the boat, which is uh,
fantastic. Love it. And uh, just again, Chad, you're keeping really good company being
exactly like Stuttering John Moindus. I do know how to take them.
really good company being exactly like Senator John Moindus. I do know how to take them.
How dare you, Cardiff. Come over here. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving. Talk sucker. Happy Minnesota Thanksgiving to you. And I have to tell you that Cardiff brought a
brand new game today. I got to bring in Annie for this. Annie what's happening?
Holiday spectacular.
Everyone, happy holidays.
Happy holidays Annie thanks for joining us today.
So is there any setup that we need for this new game that you have?
Cardiff?
No you'll, you'll, it'll be fairly familiar.
Alright, let's go.
It's time for everyone's favorite game show.
Take a look. To poke a devil. To poke a devil. Now I want to point out the joke of
this is that it is to poke a devil or episodeler episode 001. So we're assuming we're going to get to at least a thousand
of these this year. This year, yeah, sorry, great. I'm looking forward to this. All right, I like it already.
Daedler. Are you ready to play Topoka? Daedler?
To poke a daibler?
Mark Levy was their head coach, but they lost four times in a row. So the bill is probably the big losers.
The lady came out. That's his favorite team.
That's his favorite team.
So not anymore, it's the Lions now. Go Lions.
I thank SkiVeeDag, it's the Packers.
His microphone sounds like it's in a cup.
Yeah.
Or maybe it is a cup with string.
I'm in a computer,
he doesn't have a microphone.
That's his favorite team.
So of course, Lady Kay, he likes the back losers.
So he backs the biggest loser in the NFL,
the Buffalo Bills.
So then you go, all right, John,
that's a small sample.
That's a small sample.
I mean, you can't go by that.
I mean, then I go, okay.
His favorite baseball team is the Cubs.
The Cubs who I don't want a Super Bowl in over 100 years.
Because I am.
Are you certainly worse than person and I'm the worst person and I'm the worst person and I'm the worst person. Yep.
And I'm the worst person to fuck with Lady K. Mark.
There's an editing mistake there.
I'm fucking with you considering the amount of hate you stole my way.
Anyway, go.
Here surely is a big hug that's one thing going on.
But when you're 4 foot 7, you know,
it's, you know, a big hug is about 4 inches.
Uh...
N.B. Thanks for 5 bucks.
Hey, junkie, tell the story of Mr. X getting mad at you. Why, surely.
I farted at the dinner table with me, Howard Robin, and everybody else. And Mr. X,
cordless water in my lap, I got really pissed off, and we're gonna have a boxing match. And that is the store.
And then he came to our senses.
And we decided not to have boxing match,
because Mr. X was a really cool dude.
Yeah, I shouldn't have been farting at a dinner table.
How did John justify his actions?
Number one, I didn't know it would be silent,
but deadly.
2.
It's not like the food was served yet.
3.
A lot of people were talking.
I didn't think anyone would hear.
4.
It was just a joke.
And 5. It just eaked out.
To poke a tap.
I have to say, you're playing fireworks factory.
Slowed way down. It's so distracting to me.
It's really no egg.
Please don't do that ever again.
Fire factory. Now available.
Wherever you stream music on the ice of Tufts new. Yeah. Fireworks Factory. Now available wherever you stream music on the IZaTops new album called Fireworks Factory.
I have to slow it down so I didn't get a copyright strike.
Okay.
I was able to name the tune in 12 notes.
No, congratulations.
So I know the answer to that.
I'm very excited to see this clip.
So I will go over to you Andy.
What do you think?
I am going to get B. The food I am gonna get B food and I come yet okay and Lucy type box.
I was also gonna go with it's two there's no food.
There's no food served yet.
Andy what do you say?
Three it's weird that they're just regularly numbered.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
It's one of anything to distract from the poking of the dabble.
There's no triangle this week.
Yeah.
I also went with three.
Okay, what is three?
Because I care for you, the text.
A lot of people talking here.
Okay, all right.
Let's see the answer, Carl.
It's two.
Okay.
Food has a cover.
Yes.
I farted at the dinner table with me, Howard, Robin, and everybody else.
And Mr. X, cornered glass of water in my lap, I got really pissed off, and we're going
to have a boxing match.
And that is the store.
And then we came to our senses, and we decided not to have box match could miss the rest was really cool
yes and then far to get a good day was not like the food was served yet
that's not yes
any Michael that i said he comes didn't want to sue both sorry
the cops didn't win a world Series and over a hundred years.
I think you're probably right,
Punning Rick, I'm sorry about that.
I think you probably right.
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I'd love to know that.
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Sit Eugene sit. Good dog. I'm willing to admit they're not all winners.
That's great.
Thank you.
I love that I won.
Great, great game.
Thank you.
You have to understand though, if John's going to be calling me out for waking the Cubs in
the bills, I've probably seen this.
You probably will watch that clip.
Yeah, I'm forward to that.
It was from like two weeks ago, right? Yeah, last week.
But it's fun. It's fun that John's decided in a very childish manner. I
came to imagine if you were in middle school and you're like, you're
such a loser, even the team you like sucks. Like what? Yeah.
Is that mean? What are you talking about? Yeah. I'm like on the
team, John. My dad could beat up your dad. Well, think about this.
I bring up the Ys because they're just top of mind right now.
The Ys have been terrible forever.
There are CEOs in Detroit who are Lions fans.
They're doing very well.
They're very successful.
They're doing very well for themselves.
It's not has nothing to do with being a loser.
It's like loser teams.
It's a place where you grow up
and who you like growing up.
I don't know if I did you explain this anybody.
I think everyone except for John understands.
Well, this is all one thing.
It's all one thing too.
You're really just cheering for shirts.
Yes, we're just cheering for the laundry.
Just laundry.
After all.
Correct.
All right.
What have we done today?
I would say we've done it all
because we looked at TV and film as a podcast category.
There will be polls up, people can go on and vote.
And you can decide who brought the worst show.
Was it Lucy Taipbox with Chanel, Richio?
Richio.
Richio.
Was it Carl with Dear Shandy?
Or was it Andy with Hula La also we found out that Harrison
Young is a 64 year old virgin. We found out the Tony Musgrat won the Carl Song parody
contest and has all the riches and treasure headed his way to mystery box. Who's Dildo is this?
Uh, Tuky killed it on MLC. Congratulations to Tuky for winning Kevin over. It's what
do you say these are already turning on today? Cause I was thinking about they used to goof
on me on MLC all the time. And then I finally got on there. And I seem to win people over
in Kevin. Like me, he had me on a couple times and now we've totally you know, following out.
So I'll say shit.
Yeah, it doesn't last very long.
What you get to do is good graces.
It doesn't mean much.
We talked about John fucking hell Melendez, of course, baloney factory Lewis J Gomez versus
OP Chad Zubach versus Patrick mountain, the new game to Pokadabler.
So you know what I mean?
It's the time for everyone's favorite part of the show.
All teams, all teams, all teams.
All teams, all teams.
All teams, all teams, all teams.
All teams, all teams.
All teams.
This is the part of the show we play,
Clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing
on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts,
which will be a regular time this week on Saturday at 2 p.m
Despite my great-
That's birthday party that day and the holiday
I'm dedicated to this motherfucker. So we're gonna do this and this is the show. We'll be checking out
Here we are we're here guys. Hey, look at us. It's serious. It's us. We're here. It's Thursday. We're a little late
Fuck you. We don't really got a day like other podcasts. We just come out sometime during the week
All right, so be happy. We're here if you're not happy go fuck yourself
We're here. We're up here sneaking up on you putting in a chokehold like we're Dremon green on a fucking Tuesday night
This is a show called shut up since an anti a
on a fucking Tuesday night. This is a show called Shut Up Cincinnati,
a suggestion from Doug from Who's Right?
Who will be joining us on the show?
Yeah.
If you don't know, Doug has a lot of free time these days.
The client he was working with at his job that was well-paying
and providing him with a life,
found out about his podcast and he got fired.
Oh, shit. Really? It's something. Providing him with a life found out about his podcast and he got fired
It's so Doug will be on we'll talk to him about that. We also have a first time we're coming on the show
Earl David Reed is gonna be at the comic the Carlson this weekend coming up and it turns out he's a big fan of the show Awesome, and I was messaging with him and he's gonna come over and be live in the studio with us
And he goes we're doing a centering John, right?
I was like, all right, cool.
So he's, I mean, if we must.
Yeah.
I'm like, he might be doing something stupid, but now I will say, I don't know.
No, if there's a way that we can't do it.
It's awesome. I like him.
Yeah, so that's gonna be a lot of fun.
So that's gonna be a good time.
Check that out and it's a regular time coming up.
And he thank you so much for coming over.
Yeah.
Doing the show, doing the research. We talked about the fact that you have
someone in certain life on March 9th. And I hear there might be an opener for
that show. Subreddit serving live March 9th. Come out featuring all of
haljee's podcast. That's right. It's gonna. They're flesh. Vinnie was nice enough
to I all I asked Vinnie for. It's just maybe do a segment on the show, it's gonna, there's Vinyu is nice enough to, I, I, it's Vinyu for,
it's just maybe do a segment on the show.
And he was nice enough to put it out there
that we could do our show before their show.
So, the Andy Brothers will be there.
Yeah.
The Mario Brothers.
Really six pack.
And we just released an episode, Colleen Ballinger.
Viny, again, Vinyu.
That's a great one.
Vinyu's looking out for us.
He turned me on to the fact that Colleen Ballinger returned Vinnie, again, Vinnie. Vinnie's looking out for us. He turned me on to the fact that
Colleen Ballinger returned to vlogging primarily
because she didn't want to get her monetized channel demonetized.
But she's doing just the worst content,
even worse than grooming children.
She did something amazing.
I have to give her credit for this.
Yeah.
Her apology video was a song.
She wrote and performed a song as her apology, knowing
that everyone was going to clip it and play it, and she could copyright strike everyone.
Yeah, because it happened us.
We were playing on her on these socials and she's no dummy over there.
No, she doesn't.
But her mommy log sucks ass. Check it out.
Yes. Alright, excellent. Very good. And of course, Lucy type box once over with Kaylee. That's correct
Sometimes you do shows on there sometimes I'm working on it. What do you got going on right now?
I see a teenage mutant in general should be out soon
I'm gonna say that every week. Yeah
One of these days looking forward to that. Oh, Bunga Annie
What are you working on these days? We are doing what is this game over on YouTube.
We had Skinny Chad Zuma from the Devilverse on this week.
He does his own podcast, conspire a theory.
It's like an investigative podcast.
We had him on to play X-commerce strategy shooter game.
So you can find that on YouTube at WITGS.
Uh, skinny Chad Zumaik also does phenomenal art. Continues to make great pieces for us that
we definitely appreciate. Uh, Cardiff, if you've gotten your plugs out of the way yet, you
have more to plug. Uh, potato soup, Sunday night, 10 o'clock, and Carlson comedy dot com for tickets.
And don't forget Carl will be opening that show. So Andy, you're middle.
That's true. Yes.
You're middle.
That's true.
I have to go very stand up.
Oh, I thought you were headlining.
I should.
I'm the one who's the current word up for me here.
Why do I got to go out there first?
All right.
I'll MC.
Now you're talking.
Yeah.
That's going to be an interesting event.
So if you're going to be in Rochester on March 9th and why would you be?
But if you were, I would recommend you tickets for
Subreddit surfing live, come eat the carlson, we'll be hanging out that whole weekend
That should be fun the black cast Christian says Thanksgiving was October 7th in Minnesota
Because it's so cold. I heard the debate about that whether or not Minnesotans
Celebrate Thanksgiving at the same time that the rest of us do. Just don't know why.
And no Minnesotans will be coming up to Buffalo this weekend.
Not in well.
Oh, you haven't heard.
What's going on?
There's a big car bombing on the rainbow bridge.
They've closed all the borders.
It's world worth a hard day.
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on March 9th because we got to get potatoes over that border. Yes, because it's just
fast through drugs through Canada. Yes, correct. Yeah, we are. Everybody knows us. Guys,
please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once for all who are
these podcasts. Sleep sleep well everybody. Party in the must-vis of morning radio.
And now the show needs hold for now.
Hmm.
Okay.
Great show.
Good job, everybody.
Great job, everyone.
What?
What?
What?
How are we doing with reviews these days,
adding anything new coming in?
We have a couple of new er, but not any brand new ones,
but it seems like people are slowing down around the holidays.
Hold on a second. And it just lied to us. I mean, I have two.
I have two.
I have two. I have two. I have two. They're just not brand new.
They were going to put in the review and then the border got shut down with the car bomb.
All right, I understand these things.
We have one from BF rocks November 16th, 2023.
Harry from Chicago here.
Gary from San Diego is the goat, rock and roll.
All right, rock and roll.
Pass the torch.
I'm gonna guess that that's a five star review.
That is.
Nice.
We have one more review from
Kindi is Quinn, November 17th, 2023. Maybe Kindi will take over.
Best thing to happen to the show since Kevin. All right. Very good.
So we had a pretty big wall between Kevin and Kindi, but somehow we survived it.
That's pretty good. It just needed another K. Is that a five star?
Yes.
Alright.
Cool.
So I should mention real quick that when you're on our Patreon or supercast and you set
up for the top tier, I put in there if you ever want to have a Zoom meeting or phone call
or something with me, you can do that.
And I had someone take me up on that.
So I talked to Monty and Sunday also a Canadian
and had a conversation with him.
So if you do wanna have a meeting
or just a chat or something,
and you're on the top tier, shoot me a note
and we'll get that set up.
I forget to tell people that that's one of the perks
of doing that.
You forget to honor your
obligations. Listen, I'm not going to make you talk to me. You want to talk to me. You've got
speaking of which, we met some really cool people in Buffalo and they still have played there.
This past week, thank you for the support. Michael P obviously, who brought me, he brought me a
shirt. I got to wear it on the show one
of these days. But the bar that John performed it in Iowa, double zeros. Yeah. He got me
one of those. It's got the logo. He recreated the logo made it under his shirt. And then
the back says it was a barbecue restaurant. So we appreciate that very much. All right, let's hit some voice mails.
Pauli from Dirty Jersey, listen buddy.
Under 45 seconds, please.
He's singing these songs, these holiday songs for us.
We've got this big vlog set up,
and then these guys holding out notes forever.
I can't play these on my show, they're too long.
People who didn't make it too long, or people like this.
Hey, Carl, you know, I've been people calling in,
bitching about not getting this shit put on the show, you know,
like, you know, I, the first time I called in, you played my voice mail.
But, you know, the thing is, I never say my name, I'm not a character, but I am a character.
I'm a f**k, you know what? Those people, they suck, they just suck.
If you can't leave a voice mail, that Carl will play,
what are you even doing with yourself? You I don't call me that yeah no shit so
easy it's your voice foul play play all the voice mouths who's not good the
voice-bound played but one of the ways to get your voice foul play is to keep
short thank you I appreciate it call back Curtis come on
hey Carl call back Curtis I just want to say you know seven or eight years go actually did date a girl who had one club foot it wasn't really like something
could used to look at but I mean my system is upstairs at I don't know even if
you have active club feet I don't think it'd be a huge deal funny enough though
the one thing you do you have a comment you're both fucking cut oh didn't see
that you call him back she's I guess not doesn't seem to like me at all You're both fucking cut. Oh. Didn't see that, man.
You call him back?
Geez, I guess not.
Doesn't seem to like me at all.
Fair enough.
All right, this is a message for Zion Force.
Yeah, that Zion Force guy sounds like a fucking nerd.
That's a good call.
It's Ion Force.
Ion.
Hey, Carl.
Just wanted to call an ad to the sort of ongoing discussion about whether John is a master
mind or not and kind of fake it.
I don't think he is, but I want to give him some credit because he is probably one of
the only actually entertaining bull cows out there.
I've watched, I started watching his show on Twitter and it's really fun to watch
and it's kind of made fun of it in laughing. I'm editing stupidity and he's not nearly
as boring as I don't know Chris Chan or other mole cows out there or even honestly have
the shows that you guys watch. So I think he's kind of in that category of being like gold
metal at the special Olympics like every
single year. So I don't know what to do. I know what you mean as repetitive as he
is. His show has been compelling lately. I was prepping for my appearance on
Drew and Mike yesterday and John was talking about me for an hour and a half
straight. So I got very distracted. I'm just like, what's he saying now? What the
bike? Trying to pull some clips over here. Corey Feldman, you're fucking me up here with all of us.
And I know that my buddy, Drew Lane is, so it used to be what, I mean, it normally is,
after they get done with their show, they record their show in the late afternoon. So they'll
get done around 6'30 and then Drew will just put on music and 11 mix going and they'll just
rock out after the show's done lately
He's just going directly to Suddory Chad just watching Suddory Chad show to get caught up on everything. It's hard not
I know I know it really is or she's doing something right you those doing everything wrong. He's doing something right
So we all know Sandy
Sandy and Sandy Ago.
Sandy called in, normally she doesn't call in,
he's like Gary does, and then maybe she'll be there
and he'll yell at her or something, but this is...
That's a correct call.
She always uses Gary's phone.
Oh, oh, she does.
Gary has the number pre-programmed.
I see, okay.
Well, okay, so this is got Connor calling it from Gary's phone.
Hey, this is Sandy from Sandy Eagle. I just want to warn you. Gary's not who you think he is.
Beasts and Enrapes and Me and Judy. First of all, please, please, Carl. Gary's not who he is. He's a monster and a rapist. Gary leaves. Leave us alone. He's
impregnated me. But about a dozen times over the years. And then he just hits me down the
basement stairs to terminate the pregnancy. Gary's a monster. Oh my god. He's coming. He's coming. I gotta go. Please.
Oh, no. That's horrible. I like to carry. I don't think that was saying. All right. Well, that.
I don't think that was said because that same collar called in rapture that with this phone call.
Hey, Holmes. This is Carlos. Me and my Mexican brothers have been listening to your podcast lately.
Stop appropriating our culture. Okay, our culture is not a costume, okay, Holmes?
When you want to talk about
ParatÃa's or buddy, those
Then you come correct and you respect our culture, okay?
Then you come correct and you respect that of culture, okay? Because a flower taught a key is not nothing to fucking play with.
Okay, Holmes?
Alright.
Vinnie's back, but no.
That was pro character there.
He takes away the bean's fat.
Apparently, there was something that I was not picking up on
with this whole flower tortilla thing.
What's that?
It's Coke.
It's another word for Coke, the flower part.
Oh.
That's what I'm guessing from a lot of the voice spells I got.
They're like, what are you an idiot?
Yeah.
I guess so.
I thought we were literally talking about tortillas
on this time.
So shows what I know.
What's a corn tortilla then?
That's a great question.
Well, it's kind of terrible.
I mean, other than that, of course, it's kind of like when you call, when you
call your dealer and you're using it for the white album or green day, you know,
there isn't another thing, right?
It isn't a thing for Metallica.
Heroine by the velvet underground. Oh, I thought I
had something there with this phone we have tapped about it.
Nope. They're just looking for a CD. Yeah. All right,
Gary is Andy angle call it. Hey Hey Carl, Gary and San Diego.
Well, you're to be congratulated, I guess.
You've leapfrogged to the top of John's most hazy list.
He blamed you for all the vitriol and hate
that's coming his way more than anybody.
You've surpassed Julie, and you're
the top of the totem pole now. I swear if he ever sees you,
Katie bar the door. He's going to attack you for sure. Anyway, watch out for stuttering you on.
Anyway, Carl, keep on rocking in the free world rock and roll
Yeah, running out of gas
Probably been rapin sand
Think he got the green day album
Yeah, it's not a long yet, and you know, we just reminded me I had another clip that I totally missed
Someone asked John in the super chat if he thinks he has any responsibility for the hatred that he gets online
I'll play on the next episode because it's too fucking funny his response to it
uh spoiler
Calvertographer calling in oh, and I think Calvertographer might be a couple episodes behind
Because we were talking about I think it was tower gang. We're talking about Indian girls of a ginaz Is that sound right? Yeah, and they were talking about, I think it was tower gang, we're talking about Indian
girls of a genus, is that sound right?
And they were talking about, they weren't saying good things about them, if I remember.
Not necessarily.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, Carl, it's the Cal photographer.
Let me say as a man with a very strong union girl fetish, different kind of aces, and
they have magnificent, but they've been with a different common bases, and they have magnificent places.
Been with a number of Indian women and they are the best.
I highly recommend it.
She'd unjemmy Zangol to the Indian lady
if you have the opportunity.
Maybe you're a severe show.
She might put out, but probably not.
She's a classy lady, but Indian pussy, not weird.
Very good.
Go fuck yourself.
All right.
Good to know.
Well, the next time we do a live show somewhere.
Claring minds.
All right, Deluxe.
Deluxe, going into the show.
Charles Deluxe on the left coast.
Hey, I heard you guys on Tuesday talked about KG potentially being gay.
I used to live in New York back in the day, coming down the other cellar.
And everybody knew Kevin dated girls, but he was gay. He was pretty much understood
He used to do sets 20 bucks cash at the cellar right his bike right over to the park down the street and get $5 hand jobs
And try to make a little bit money then hit another club and give more hand jobs
And that was just kind of what Kevin did
I mean de-locks doesn't nearly a normally steer is wrong
So if he's saying Kevin Brennan was a gay guy in New York City. Here's a guy. Oh, I genuinely recognize him from somewhere
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Well, even though it's far too full of some Mexico sound like that.
I'm getting stuff done.
They're taking more Spanish side.
But it's not good, you know, I don't care.
I really don't care.
You know, I'm saying, I care.
I care a little bit.
That's why I'm speaking on it.
But, uh, yeah, man, you know what I'm saying?
Uh, shout out to a car that's collected again.
You know, he hasn't got any of the shout outs.
Also shout out to Kroger.
I kind of missed that for you.
Funny, you need to be funny, Doc.
I think you're still funny, but he's just not on the show.
You know what I'm saying?
That's a lot of, you know?
I think that's it, man.
Okay.
All right.
Good talk.
So Andy and I were on Paco's Power Hour, just this past weekend.
That's right.
I didn't know you were going to be on the show.
I was a pleasant surprise.
Oh, okay.
When I popped out, you knew I was going to be on the show?
I only because you mentioned it before you got there.
Fair enough.
No, you tried to surprise us both.
That was cool. Yeah.
We reviewed this kid frost album. Yeah.
From 95 or something like that. Yep.
And it sounded like a couple of Mexicans went, let's just rip off
Dre and do what he's doing. Yes.
Every song sounded like every song he ride.
Yeah.
Right. Only about Vato's. Yeah.
But Dave's Paco's favorite album. He was giving everything
five across the board. It was pretty funny. It was a fun episode. I enjoyed talking to Paco. He's
always a trip. It's great. It's a feeling to check that out. You reviewed a bunch of shitty podcasts
that have always like kind of pissed me off for him. But I was like a laugh out of them. That
fact I podcast is actually being angry, putting me in a bad mood.
That fact of a lard that cuts things like, oh man, my friends need to change their houses.
So I can keep eating fucking candy all day and then I can walk around without breaking the toilet.
Fuck you, you've made me hate fat people way more than I already do.
I'm going to install a super fun happy slide in front of my house, get a wait limit to it, but I'll send you right after the fucking dumpster. It's only
receptacle kidding us for you. Fuck that people. Have a nice day. Wow. Yeah, that guy was pretty
hateable. Oh yeah. The the chub of the chubby chaser show. I had no idea that was going on.
I had no idea that was going on. I thought, this is crazy, guys,
because I don't know a lot about the gay culture.
I thought that when you were disgustingly overweight,
that you're unattractive to everyone.
That was my thought on this thing,
and I was completely wrong about that.
You could be 550 pounds and have guys,
there's some creep out there for you.
Guys on Bigger City, reaching out to you for butt sex.
Breaking toilets and breaking hearts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a man their own heart.
It's a man's world.
It really is.
Wow.
That was something else.
Big Fat Gay Podcast.
Yep.
Perfect. The title and the description. It's amazing.
All right. This is Jerry in San Antonio. Now what Jerry does is he reports on Chad Zuma. Gary is on Sudary John. Jerry is on Zuma.
Hey, Carl Jerry from San Antonio. My wife Rudy. She was asking me of other examples of why Chad Zomak's a loser. I'm like, okay, he lost one of his lips.
What a loser. We do three years go fuck yourself.
Thank you, Jay for checking it on that. I always like to hear
about people's conversations with their significant others when
you're calling into the show. This one is coming in from Barry
from Chicago. Jesus. Now, Barry is not like Jerry or Gary.
Barry, I think, has called into the show before. I think we know who this guy is.
Listen closely.
Hi, Carl. This is Barry in the group park Chicago.
So I was talking to my wife, Miss Shandy,
and she was saying to me,
Tau does Carl expect Stuttering John to rent out his place in Cape Coral as a summer rental.
He doesn't have any furniture.
If he leaves cores in the fridge, he'll charge the people for using the mini bar anyways don't call me back
basha amalia
and get me a rebury
spent a while
with my favorite colors of all time call again speaking of my favorite colors of
all time
and
that's a big car don't worry about the extra-suttering John taking a
lot
that's not taking care of
but i have come into position of some stop-less airline credit I was just thinking about you. BPG coming in. I have to tell you that I was supposed to have a call today. We weren't able to coordinate on that, but we might have a venue and a date.
For Tampa, yes, in March. So be ready for that. It's an awesome venue. I'm very excited about it.
And no, it's not that we can't do it. It's a different weekend. get. And we have some already incredible people we'll be doing the show with collabing on that.
So cool.
Announcements when we made very soon, but we just got to figure out the details.
A bigger announcement.
I think that Barack Obama call let us down another path.
It was very, but yeah, very sorry.
Is that why John doesn't rent his house on Airbnb? Because you would have to furnish it first.
That's one of the, one of the many.
I think that's probably the main driver.
But he's not getting 6000 a month.
Yeah, I know.
It's so weird.
And he keeps saying that number too to prove
Alpoirium, $6,000 a month for my house.
Wouldn't you run out your houses for $6,000 a month?
You could very happily.
Yeah, we go live somewhere else. A 50 cover that cost.
A lot of money. Yeah. So stupid. By the way, Gary called back a couple times, but Gary
called in and suggested we get Dante, who John's been motherfucking recently. He was John's agent
or manager or something.
We should get Dante.
I should reach out to him.
See if he wants to do WTP or point double point.
That would be a lot of fun.
And if you get to an in a john, he gave you his last name a couple of days ago.
So he's doxing everyone.
It's incredible.
I mean, just can't stop himself from doxing everyone.
Oh, man, you were so
funny on his show when John goes, I've only doxed a couple of people. They're like,
God, this is a dox, anyone? Why are you breaking about this? Why are you doxing anyone?
What are you doing? You some stupid. We have one more call and I'm happy to say toney michael's his back of the fall
take you have a
toney michael fair
how much more do you want to cut
for the very boring
fill hell norma
that guy is so thin skinned i'm surprised he doesn't burst the tubby
cut skin, I'm surprised he doesn't burst the tubby. And cut some more for Casey Brain Week.
If he was any dumber, they'd use the knives in it.
Keep licking his balls while he fucks your wife, you two see.
Yes.
Remember when you refused to have me on your shell Kevin
Joey see Kevin
Joey see
When the see stands for retard
I got it drive it drive out drive
Drive in, drive out, drive through. By the way, why isn't you too thick?
Just a drop on your soundboard, you too thick.
I don't take requests like this.
Just fuck yourself, Tony.
Sorry, Tony Michaels.
producer Chris is not writing that one down.
I can tell you right now.
All right, guys, this has been a lot of fun.
We've gone very long.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Fuck yourselves. Have a good week. I'm running. I'm running.
I'm running.
That was a great episode.
That was really great.
I gotta go.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Bye.
Bye.
A plane is here.
I watched it, Carly.
Boom.
I guess mom. Boom. Boom. A plane is here. I will watch I corley
I don't know who gives a shit why am I even still doing this I'm out of here. I know toki I'm a fucking loser
You lose your duty.