Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep468- Health and Wellness Podcasts
Episode Date: November 30, 2023This week we're competing to see who can find the worst podcast in the health and wellness category. Lucy Tightbox has been running away with these competitions since we started a couple of weeks ago ...and you can tell Andy and I are feeling the pressure. This is going to be a close one. I brought in What The Actual Fork, a show about escaping from that pesky "diet culture" that keeps women down worse than the patriarchy (no questions please). Andy brought Denn Fam featuring the most annoying mom ever. Lucy Tightbox brought in This Is Stuart featuring long hair, blue eyes, and a ton of mumbo jumbo. After we each present the worst shows, I read a note sent to Banana Bag that tells them we're bad news and they shouldn't sponsor the show anymore. Then we have some excellent submissions to the holiday song parody contest. After that Lemonparty reviews Opie Radio, Stuttering John fights Opie online, SJ has a friend, John threatens my wife with revenge porn, Tookie and Cardiff join to talk about the copyright strike, and we play another round of To Poke A Dabbler. https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://www.instagram.com/allapologiespodcast Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/Â Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Because I'm always the one to blame, right?
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It's a Kussaroo.
Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts.
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I'm your host, Kara, with me today, a woman whose
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Patreon and super cast supporters and everyone who donated the top tier will get a link.
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And then let us know where you review podcasts.
Cause I don't even know today.
We'll be competing for the worst podcasts in the health and wellness category.
A suggestion that came in from Lucy type box.
I assume you found a podcast you hated and then looked at the category and then sent
that to me. I sure did.
It's smart. Good job. We've all brought a different show at the category and then sent that to me. I sure did smart good job
We've all brought a different show and you the listener will be able to vote on which one was the worst
Before we start I want to talk about results from last week
On Twitter we put polls up a little late. Sorry about that. I'll get out of it soon at this time on
Twitter
Lucy took first place with 50% of the vote,
followed by me, and then Andy and last place. The subreddit, Lucy took first place,
followed by Andy. What? And I was in last place. I don't go figure the subreddit didn't vote for me.
And then on Patreon, Lucy had 60% of the vote followed by me and Andy and about the same.
I'm gonna do that.
Thank you guys.
Ugh.
So let me just read a couple of the comments that I saw people write.
Like Michael Demers who says, yeah,
SIMPs are picking Lucy because of SIMP reasons.
I get it, but I'm married, coupled, combining their dumb names into one name and doing an offensively
cornball podcast is inexcusable.
Carl wins.
Thank you, Michael.
I agree.
And from Fry, Pod, the great,
everybody stop voting for Lucy.
She's not gonna sleep with you just because
you voted for Simps.
Now, I don't know if that's true.
I might, I might, we don't know.
Damn it.
I should have sat her up for that.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, the winner is again.
It was 98% of the vote.
She's right. Seriously. Somebody in the winner is again, with 98% of the vote. She's just right seriously.
Somebody in the chat over here,
but go ahead and put the poll up right now
so we can vote for Lucy.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm fucking believable.
All right.
So she didn't even want to do this format.
I know she hates it.
She hates this format.
She's the biggest winner. What's gonna happen though?
I mean even with the W he hate it. I like it a little bit more.
What did I think was gonna happen? I thought people would be reasonable and actually vote and who brought the worst podcast?
I brought a face of a tits awful podcasts. You did awful. You did I had to be it last week completely
You did. Awful.
You did, I had to beat last week.
Completely.
I know.
I know.
According to Michael Dapper,
you guys are smart guys.
Yeah, and what were the comments
about people other than you?
I don't know.
No one was paying attention to that.
I certainly wasn't that.
All right, what kind of order do we want to do?
I don't want to keep doing winners first.
So I'm happy to go first if you guys.
Yeah, when you go first,
I went first to the two weeks ago.
All right, you go first.
Well, that was my turn. Oh, he's got the bell. Very good. Very good. Okay.
I present to you in the health and wellness category, a show that's called
what the actual fork hosted by Sammy and Jenna. And let's start it off.
This is one of my biggest pet peeves when it comes to podcasting.
This is like a Zoom call
style podcast. It's just two women on a video conference and
this is what they say. Now let's get into it.
Welcome back to a Jenna and Sammy episode of what the actual fork podcast. Hi Sam.
Hi Jenna. I love these ones where we just get to like catch up and tell each other stories based.
Sometimes I have to remind myself
that this is not a phone call.
Yeah, so like we are recorded for the entire internet, too.
Thank you.
Okay, we're off to a bad start.
Something I just think I'm talking to my friend.
All right, then it's not a show and don't do that.
But I love that she goes, we gotta remember,
this is for the whole internet. This has 30 views.
This episode is 30 fucking views on you.
They're relaxing over there, all right?
So excited, I figured out a webcam.
Look at me, look what I am doing over here.
Let me read the description of this show.
So let me understand what we're getting ourselves into.
What the actual fork podcast is co-hosted
by your favorite intuitive eating register dieticians. Sammy owner of find food freedom and gender, Jenna owner of happy strong healthy.
I just called her Jenner like I'm fucking summer.
Get to the birds.
Oh, no, happy strong healthy.
These dietitian besties can't stand diet culture bullshit and love keeping it real.
Their mission is for all humans to believe that they are made for so much more than chasing
a smaller body.
They are also here to share with you that food can be fun and pleasurable again.
Although these ladies are medical professionals.
They are human too.
They are not afraid to share their deepest secrets
and how years of their lives were taken by diet culture.
Give me back my lives.
I guarantee that description is more interesting
than this show, by far.
All right, well actually since I'm reading this,
this is how just a snippet, there's a long intro here
with music and stuff, this is just a snippet from it.
We are also here to share with you that food can be fun and pleasurable again.
Although we are medical professionals, we are human beings too.
We are not afraid to share our deepest,
jerky secrets and how many years of our lives were taken by die culture.
We started this podcast,
so no human has to feel alone in their journey towards food freedom.
I hate that last sentence. They started this podcast, so no human has to feel alone in their journey
towards food freedom. First off, journey, bullshit. If you want to change the way you live your life,
then change it. It's not a fucking journey. Just make it happen, all right. But food freedom.
We were talking about our strategies on how to find the worst podcast. One of my least favorite things are people who justify unhealthy eating habits and just go,
this diet culture, they tell you to count your calories and to keep fit. That's bullshit.
I don't want to do that. Yeah. I don't want to grow up. It's like, well, you should grow up.
But so these two, even though neither of them are fat, I was surprised by that.
But they do say all the things that the fatties love.
We did. They also start out that clip.
We're saying we are medical dietitians.
Yes. Instead of saying we are not.
Oh, they claim that they are.
Oh, they claim that they are. I thought they said, oh my god, they're so stupid.
They're very stupid. You can tell by the way they talk. And here's an example of that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, never actually defined what a boundary is and why they're so important. Why they saw an apartment at Akala app?
Let me read you what she just said because I wrote it down.
No.
Well, actually, why don't we start there before I actually, before I ask you
your what the actual fork moment because we were just chatting about this.
And I feel like we've never actually defined what a boundary is
and why there's some porra. She's on brand medical professionals. I noticed they love the word
imporant. And they say it a lot. So I put together a little super cut for us.
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Oh my God someone super chat them some fees. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The costs are free. It's the balls you have to pay for. Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
That's my first video super cut right there.
Hey, thanks.
Appreciate it.
The software did it for me.
Okay.
So they start off the show discussing personal boundaries,
and they can do a long discussion about this. I don't know if there's something people are confused
by. I don't know why they think this is something that they need to explain or who they think their
fucking audience is. But as they're talking about these boundaries and why they're so,
this woman Jenna says something that's fucking nuts. Now Jenna is pregnant during this episode. She already has a child. Um, I have a son.
I don't know what's in my belly. I'm pretty sure it's another son. Um, but I don't know
what I'm pretty sure. And I'm like, I'm going to be the in law one day. And like, I need
to make sure that the future,
my future grandchildren, God bless and God willing,
you know, that there are no boundaries set against me,
so I just need to be on my best game.
Anyways, I did pull up a definition
and it says personal boundaries are the limits
and rules we set for ourselves within relationships.
So I'm not confused about what boundaries are.
I'm very confused about what she just said.
She's talking about, so she's pregnant right now.
She has a young son.
She's talking about her grandkids
and boundaries based on her grandkids and the few.
The impression that I get is that she has a mother-in-law
that is trying to insert herself into,
oh, is that what's going on?
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Because I'm like, oh, it's amazing.
I think I could analyze Andy right now, based on Andy knowing all that.
I think there's something going on with your family dynamic right now.
Well done.
Because I'm just like, what are you about your kids first before you start
worried about your grandchildren? How they feel about you?
It doesn't make any sense to you. But okay, I guess'll Make sense not everyone so now we're gonna get into Sammy and
Sammy's gonna start talking about something that happened to her she has an 11-month-old daughter and
She took her daughter out somewhere and someone made a comment about her size now
I've seen a bunch of one-year-olds before. They tend to be small.
You know, one-year-old babies tend to be pretty small.
Love her guy, doesn't have kids.
I've done my research on this one tonight. I bet you did.
You know, she's only 11 months and she will be soon enough at an age where she will be taking in these comments.
And she's had this her whole life. She's so petite, she's so petite, she's so petite.
And then that made me feel shame of like, am I not feeding her enough?
Okay.
So someone commented that her, oh, I'm not the little daughter is petite,
and immediately triggered her like, you're body shaming my daughter!
It's not a body shamingame thing. Yeah, I'm a good mother
I know I would secure you that that's triggering but who's the idiot calling it?
11 month what's wrong with your boots juice? Yeah, I've fed enough your kid enough
It's stupid
So that's just something that I think that if someone said to me, I would just be like, oh yeah, whatever, whatever, we're not.
Yeah, we've been talking about it.
I don't know.
I'd forget about it immediately, but not Sammy.
Sammy was very upset about this.
So it just, it stopped me in my tracks and I'm like, damn, like I just forget because I don't
leave my house often.
How much people talk about body size and how early it starts.
And I do need to get myself ready for when she is able to understand these comments to
start to set boundaries.
Well, this is what the boundaries are.
They love boundaries.
So she's concerned.
They got her not already to understand that she's being called petite,
because could you imagine?
She'd be scarred for a life if she had known that.
Thank God she had known.
But someday she will understand that.
And so we have to figure out how to deal with this.
This is gonna be a huge crisis.
This continues on.
There's worse words than petite by the way.
Yes, I know.
It's so stupid.
And Macy ate it, you know.
And I love that she goes,
I mean, I don't leave the house at all.
So to me, like having a human interaction was bizarre,
I didn't like it.
Maybe she could not wear.
I don't know how to tell you.
So she gets home from this lunch or brunch or whatever
she's at, and she has to tell her husband about this.
The thing that went down, because it's very upsetting.
It just like, you know, I came home and Luke was like,
how is the mother's day branch?
And I'm like, well, it was great.
And the first conversation was this.
And it's like, you know, after I took a deep breath,
I got over it and moved on,
but it made me realize like,
I'm gonna have a lot of work to do
and to keep myself safe, to keep Sienna safe.
And so, but it stopped me and made me just in my head.
I'm like, that's a fuck. Like, what are we doing? The word safe, I wrote down in my notes. It's gonna be a lot of work to keep my daughter safe
from people saying she's petite and brunch.
And brunch.
Probably just trying to make small talks
when it brings a baby, you gotta acknowledge the fact
there's a fucking baby.
You can't be like me just like,
yeah, you know, I just rolled my eyes and looked the other way.
Get the fuck away from it.
Great.
A baby's here. I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna a fucking baby you can't be like me just like
You know, I just rolled my eyes and look the other way get the fuck away from it right
So it was trying to be polite. Oh, it's so cute. I was so tiny. I can't believe what the fuck
I'm gonna deal with this
Medical professional I've just said boundaries tired to set those boundaries and then have to have one discussions with their daughter about people might one day comment,
I'm the size of her body.
I mean, I can't imagine what that would be like.
That God has never happened to me,
but it seems like it'd be very dramatic
if that were to happen.
All right, so fast forward,
they're both going through these traumatic things
that happen to them.
And Jenna, who I mentioned is pregnant,
had to go for a, to the doctor's office, for a checkup,
and boy did she have a horrible experience.
And that's what launches really the whole point
of this episode.
Once they finally put me in a room that had like
the ultrasound machine, the nurse like never came in.
So this like very busy woman, very young came in and she was like,
has anyone seen you yet?
And I'm like, no, it doesn't look like anyone seen me yet.
I'm sitting here by myself.
Um, first off, she doesn't know that people come in and then leave.
All the time.
It's fucking time.
Does it look like I get what the fuck?
I can find a stick head thing to say.
Yeah. And she was like, okay, let get? What the fuck? I can find a stick head thing to say. Yeah.
And she was like, okay, let's just do your vitals.
And like was just like very pushy and very rushy.
And she took my blood pressure, which was fine.
And she's like, okay, time for the scale.
And I didn't say anything.
I had previously thought about just like refusing all weights just because I don't find it
necessary.
I'm very clearly growing.
But I was like, you know what? Who cares? just like refusing all weights just because I don't find it necessary. I'm very clearly growing.
But I was like, you know what? Who cares? So I went on the scale and she was like moving the little ticker like up up up. And she was like, wow, really? And like said it like that. Like, wow,
really? Like she was surprised that she was pushing it forward. It's how I internalized it. But like
could have been something different.
And I like glared at her and was like,
what does that mean?
And she's like, I'm just surprised.
So it sounds like the problem here is other women
being candy with each other, right?
Is that what the problem is?
So she's all upset that she's pregnant
and the woman's like, whoa,
putting out some weight there as you're supposed to.
She said, you look, you look good.
Yeah, I would have you don't, you don't look like you're a buck 60,
right? Whatever it is.
Right. This, this is a skinny woman here,
yeah, who wasn't going to get on the scale and then reluctantly got out of it.
And then, oh boy, things got rough from there.
Wow, look at this.
Buck 60 Jesus. I'm going to live with myself.
But she admitted what her problem was. She said, I internalized that she did not say anybody did
something. She's literally blaming herself, which is but without blaming herself. Well, at first,
yeah, she left herself off the hook immediately. Yeah, exactly. At first. but then she's internalizing this. She explains that she brought this home with her.
Oh, the journey home.
Yeah.
Producer Chris, you and I had rehearsal last night.
Did you bring anything home with you?
Yeah, like a bun wiser.
I didn't see that in your car.
All right.
So this is how she brings things home. I didn't say anything after that. But what I thought about and I did bring it home with me,
it didn't just like leave my space. And the way that I said this, actually, I read the space
between her ears and my ears videos about being waste. I saw it. I saw it. It was so good.
But you know, the reality is, is like the less healed version of me,
because I'm no longer going to say like,
anybody is healed, because you're constantly healing, right?
Yeah.
But like the less healed version of me would have,
that comment alone would have impacted the way I fed my baby,
fed myself, moved my body, thought about my body,
thought about my pregnancy, and the anxiety that I would have had about going back to future doctors' appointments.
She's anxious about how she would have been anxious if she hadn't been anxious.
Well, she's just saying that she would have withheld food from her baby.
If she was her baby, would it be fat?
If she was less healed, the less healed version of her, it would have impacted impacted how she fed her baby the fact that this woman was surprised how much she weighed she wants a petite baby
she's jealous of the other girls right she's just swat babies probably so it sounds like the
less healed version of her is a mental patient if a comment like that is going to all the sudden
set off these series of events where your daughter dies
at the age of two for male nirschment.
Like what?
These broads don't have enough going on.
We're there inventing this shit.
Yeah, right.
They're coming up with problems that don't fucking exist
and dwelling on it and posting it on social media
and then talking about it on their show.
Welcome to America.
I got a sense.
I just had to make up problems because we have it too good.
Yeah, you know, is that offended by people saying, well, I'm surprised I'm much you
way.
People in Palestine, they're not worried about that right fucking now.
Not right now.
Not a problem for them.
They're trying to set boundaries, though.
They know the definition of boundaries.
They have to live with it every day.
All right. So I knew we'd find some humor when I brought up Palestine.
I'm like, oh, here we go.
Slammed up.
It's right for jokes.
So this is great because as I brought up,
if you're not watching this right now, this is not a large woman.
And usually it's the ashes, the infinithats of the world,
whoever problem with being weighed.
We've talked about this on the show before. We had Dr. Steve on the show who explained why they weigh Usually it's the ashes, the infinithats of the world, whoever problem with being weighed.
We've talked about this on the show before.
We had Dr. Steve on the show who explained
why they weigh these people
and what the importance is to that.
And how to pee in a hat.
And also how to pee in a hat, I forgot about that.
So she explains that it could have been worse.
But I couldn't help but think about A,
the fact that I have thin privilege myself.
Fin privilege? It's not a privilege. You don't eat like an asshole.
How somebody in a larger body would have felt that that comment was made a, um,
or somebody who is in that less healed space, what their future steps towards
steps towards caring for themselves would have or could have been after that exchange, which in her mind, she thinks was seemingly innocent and maybe even kind.
Right.
I don't know what her intention behind saying that is.
And how it actually impacted me or got forbid somebody else.
I got lost along the way.
I know.
It is all very confusing. somebody else. Oh my God. I got lost along the way. Why? I know.
It is all very confusing.
But the idea that it probably the person who said it meant it as a compliment and she
still took a fence to it and is still bringing it with her.
Bring it along with her.
She's talking about the scale thing.
Yes.
How it impact.
There's two people there.
She's like, how would this impact somebody else?
There's two people there.
Two people.
I don't know what person that said it.
And you.
How does that impact somebody else? What if this happened to someone who's fat? They would have gone home and eaten a, I don't know what person that said it. And you, how did that affect somebody else?
What if this happened to someone who's fat?
They would have gone home and eaten a pint of Ben and Jerry's
and gotten over it.
That's how they would have handled it.
They would try about it on a pod.
People that are kind of like born smaller,
wanna be bigger.
And people that are big, wanna be smaller.
People with curly hair, want straight hair,
and people with straight hair, want curly hair.
It's, you want what you don't have.
Right.
And you're, you can't make it other people's problem.
Yeah.
Why even internalize that?
Why even think about what if this had happened to blah blah blah?
You didn't.
Cares.
You know, you've been knowing happened.
Jesus.
Nothing even happened to you.
It's not even a thing.
Right.
But this is the topic of conversation for the show.
And so they bring up their, thank God, there's resources out there for us.
I'm always concerned about are there enough resources, are there enough tools for us to use?
We've had Dr. Asher alarming on the podcast twice now.
And they have a wonderful website, no way.
And that's w-e-i-g-h.org slash resources gets you to the page where it has
this business card that can help you set the boundary with a medical professional if you do not want
to be weighed. And again, that's no way.org forward slash resources. And it simply says, I do not consent to the following being weighed discussing weight.
Yes, right?
Being weighed, discussing my weight, discussing weight loss, a weight management referral.
Refusing a weight management referral.
That's a smart thing to do for sure.
So let's check out this website, no way dot org.
This is, this is great. It's a real thing. Welcome to hashtag no way.org. This is, this is great.
Huh, it's a real thing.
Welcome to hashtag no way.
Campaign to end medical weight stigma.
What is hashtag no way?
It's for fat assholes who feel ashamed of themselves
and they want to be reminded that they're living their lives
like shit house.
But look at these success stories.
This fucking giant tub's a lot.
No more scales, no more shame, no more fear,
no more discrimination.
You should have fear.
You should have fear of a lot of things,
a lot of problems.
There's no more food because you're here.
I'm handing my doctor a trifold like delete law.
Yeah, right.
Here are the following things that you can say to me.
Oh, don't say whatever the fuck I want to, as well.
So then I go to the resources, because I want to get one of these cards to hand in my doctor
obviously.
I want to be shamed at the doctor's office and I click on it and it's broken.
Slash resources is broken.
God damn it.
Where am I going to get my card then? So as I'm watching,
so like we had a doctor on our show, they explain their part of this no way.org. So that
we have ways that you can tell your physician, I don't want to be weighed when I come into
the doctor's office. And I was thinking there must be a reason why they weigh their patients.
There's probably a medical reason to probably do with their health.
They're probably looking out for the, they're probably not doing it to shave their patients, right?
They don't get together on the weekends and be like, oh my god, you should've seen Samantha
gave 30 pounds to check this out, right?
The, the, the, I'll ask that you see him and they're doing.
It's all a ruse like turning to the left and coughing.
Right.
It does nothing.
You're doing.
You're just not going to see if you'll do it. Patrick checking. And. It does. You're doing it. You're doing it.
Patrick checking. We always do.
When they shut that thing down your, your
re-tra, you don't have to do that to get real
STDs. It's just fun for that.
Pusty cancer doesn't even exist.
It's not even a thing. So I'm thinking
wait, is it there ever a time when the doctor
probably should know what your weight is?
And thankfully they'd explain there are exceptions.
If you're getting anesthesia, that is very much, you know, part of the dosing process for safety
because like God forbid, they dose you too high and it could be detrimental to your health or too low and you're awake during a surgery that could really suck.
We don't want that.
We don't want that.
Oh, not knowing the way.
Could it actually end up having you be dead?
Sounds like maybe you should just get on the fucking scale, Tommy.
And either of those things.
So there are some scenarios where it may be necessary and even in pregnancy, which is like
the beginning part of this conversation, there are some nuances to it,
too, if you have a high risk pregnancy, if you are having hyperemesis and like vomiting a lot,
they do want to make sure that you're gaining at that point. Like I do after speaking with some people,
like those are two scenarios where it may be possible. So no matter what the situation is,
It may be possible. So no matter what the situation is,
you can one advocate for yourself and say no.
Wait, well, I was like,
you just told me how important it was
in certain scenarios that they know what your weight is.
And she goes,
and listen, you could just say no to the doctor.
I thought you would just tell me how I shouldn't say no to the doctor.
No, I'm wildly confused.
So that's my submission this week.
I present to you what the actual fork
a show by two retires. Getting out medical advice. Thin privilege. Yes. Talking about thin
privilege. All right. Who's up next? Go. Do you? I'll go next. All right. All right. Andy,
what did you bring for us today? I found a delightful show called Den Fam, which is seemingly a
Cartiashian type of lifestyle vlog show, but it's a black family that is really
hip and with it. So we clip one, let's on the skateboard
Tasha, I'm not gonna try this name. Oh god
Charade good luck
Boogie We're gonna fill out
Then fam welcome to the dance. Oh, that's our last name. I believe so yes. That would make sense. So
Devon is the oldest son. He's filming everything. You don't see him that much and then
Latasha is the mom and you got baby Ty and
Talia and
Shara and then boogie is the dad and Boogie is obviously in ninja.
So he's a Phil Elmore time.
Okay, so you might be asking what does this have to do with health and wellness?
And what does it have to do with health and wellness?
Yeah, this is a very special episode of Dend Fam and could do here.
Thank you for coming.
And show what I said. episode of Dend Fam and clip 2 here. And I'll be with so I'm a definitely keep you guys posted. I don't know how much I'm the beautiful And once I get there, we'll definitely let you guys know more so
Okay, so it she's got a whispering because it's 530. Yeah, but not all of those were words
If you're only listening she's got like a third eye gem on
In the middle of her football. Yeah, I
Think she just be dazzled a mole or something.
But smart.
You know, she, so these are what the health concerns come into the format because I can't
think of someone I, I, less want to watch than someone who's going in for surgery.
Yeah.
Like you're up at 5 a.m.
The prep for surgery, good.
I'll be sleeping in.
I don't want to know
But is you know is letasha gonna be okay? I could see that you're all very concerned, okay, but
You should be because letasha is undergoing a life-saving BBL procedure. Oh, okay, so
Cut to I mean if anybody doesn't, BBL is a Brazilian butt lift, and a couple of years ago, not so much now,
but it used to be all the rage,
and everybody was going through this.
Apparently it's perfectly awful.
So in clip three, we're going to...
You're gonna tram stamp at the same time.
Yeah, let's find out how it touches BBL surgery,
what in clip three
Why would she fix her face if you're gonna get Now you eat something like here and give it pain medicine.
Okay?
She's in suffering.
She's gonna go on the back of the plant.
Or else you can take it to the back of the plant.
She's gonna go on the stomach.
They probably will run right away.
Okay.
A lot of people at the plant don't cry about it. You cry about it.
Oh, shut the fuck up.
So she's looking great and feel great.
But we've got to figure out how to get her home now.
Okay.
So everything is going great for Lattache.
She's thrilled with the results, obviously.
But the B plot of the episode.
Okay.
Okay.
As I know, Boogie just can't figure out
how to get the seat of the rental car down?
Because they have to, they have to stop her
in the front seat sitting the wrong way
because of her giant ass.
And they can just lay her down across the back.
Put her on the roof.
Clipboard.
Yeah, yeah, tired of the wood.
But she needs a space to bring her legs up.
This is pretty, this is real easy for us, Natasha. That one bass.
She's spright.
Fuck up.
Keep going.
You're not asshole.
Wait, I'm confused about this vehicle.
Is it like a two door?
I can't tell. It's like an S-U-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E-M-E I'm confused about this vehicle.
Is it like a two door?
It's like an SUV.
It looks like a van.
I think it's a van.
He's stuffing her in there like a mattress.
Come on.
It'll fit.
I can't even get the seat down.
Who's got a bungee rope?
So laying face down in a rental car is really relatable. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna get this. Iide and good fight. You're gonna find your buddy. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh're not supposed to do. You know, this looks like to me. What?
So I've been watching a lot of these code blue videos for the
car.
Yeah.
For the police have these people who do not want to get arrested.
It's like that in slow motion.
Not getting in the fucking vehicle.
You got to get the vehicle.
You got to get in the vehicle.
Get in the fucking vehicle.
How many people does it take to load a blubbering mask?
So the nurse is going to point out
that there is a lot at stake for,
like a lot of things could go wrong for Latija here.
So could lose your ass.
City, I don't know, ass too soon.
It won't heal right.
It'll just be a waste.
Oh, no, that would be terrible.
I'm gonna hurt more.
Not on your side.
Stomping. Stomping. I'm not back here. Yeah. My dear. 6
They transplant part of her brain to her butt. They're like on your stomach and your fucking stomach right now The thing that blow your boobs are stomach. She refuses to get it
She starts driving away like that I'm just fucking retarded it's a special butt wheelchair.
Yeah, yeah, assless wheelchair.
Yeah, there was no seat in it.
Oh, it's right in my mouth.
No seat back there.
That's why she can't lay across the back.
Why did they bring the fucking baby with them?
Yeah.
These people might be stupid.
Right, baby ties in the car. He's in a car seat over there.
Yeah.
The baby's over there like you believe this bitch.
So yeah, I know.
You're embarrassing yourself.
Now this next clip,
Andrew Biggie.
Try that.
Yeah.
Boogie, let's go.
Just leave her.
Put some whiskey on her gums.
Let's go.
Latasha, she continues to carry on like this.
But when I was watching this for the first time,
I lost my shit at this next clip.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
That was great. That was great. That was great, in my mouth. No. God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. So there's kids back in the third who do not seem surprised by this. Who are have no sympathy for their mom.
Right now, I'm just like,
Jesus Christ, this bitch.
I get the feeling she makes everything difficult.
She's like the stuttering John of this family.
From those kids reaction, yeah, it would seem so.
They're like, there goes all our money.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
So Talia and dad,
Hey, everyone wants to go to college,
take a step forward.
Not so fat.
Yeah.
Stay in the back seat.
Two daughters are losing respect for their mom in real time.
All right. Now the nurse is going to try and explain to
Boogie, the care needs that he's going to have to provide for
Latasha and clip eight here. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea.
I'm gonna put more of them in the sea.
I'm gonna put more of them in the sea.
I'm gonna put more of them in the sea.
I'm gonna put more of them in the sea.
I'm gonna put more of them in the sea.
I'm gonna put more of them in the sea.
I'm gonna put more of them in the sea.
I'm gonna put more of them in the sea.
I'm gonna put more of them in the sea.
I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea. I'm gonna put more of them in the sea like she's a sacrifice that she's not gonna walk but I'm sure
I'm gonna like to it because she doesn't walk is very favorite she could die a
black rock and gold tomorrow and I Jesus Christ you're trusting this asshole with
this he's he's gonna say no he's gonna go find yeah right yeah but your
twister arm she's like a Gremlin.
You gotta give her the advantage.
And then you gotta feed her.
You gotta make her walk by favorite part
of this, because she is the type of person
that won't get up and walk.
She's like, she's the type of person that won't do it.
So you have to make her do it.
How does she even qualify for this procedure?
The money back to the money.
You know, we're trying to tack her out of this, huh?
Okay.
Yeah, okay, but Lat is still isn't getting the concept of not sitting on your ass
that you just had surgery on.
When you get something new, you want to try it out.
Yeah.
You want to wear the sneakers out of the store?
I guess.
Just show it off.
Yeah.
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We agreed. We agreed. We agreed. We agreed. We agreed. We're also copped to a rest of their partner, okay, so don't say that. That's very triggering so
Here are some more I feel like she didn't even read the pamphlet they gave her yeah, right?
She was not prepared for any of this. Yeah, she was just looking through the catalog of nice asses
She's right there. All right. We're good. I take that the nurse is gonna give even more instructions to boogie
Maybe she just fake she needs to be told more than that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In May, it's the most important.
There are over 15 minutes.
A lot of liquid.
All day.
A lot of liquid.
A lot of fluid.
Pineapple juice.
Gatorade.
Gatorade makes a more because it has sold you.
OK.
There's more instructions in here.
OK.
Oh, OK.
Oh, this is it. Only here. Okay, I think I thought this is it.
Only here?
Oh, I thought you would give it to the chair, like who?
No, because you have to walk.
Okay, good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You cannot.
No money here.
Yep.
The book he was trying to sit up again.
Yeah.
And the book he was trying to take the wheelchair with.
That's really funny.
This could really come in handy. Yeah. So I'll walk around in this. And the book he was trying to take the wheelchair. That's really funny.
This could really come in handy.
Yeah.
So I'll walk around in this.
It was kind of hard to, yeah.
I like to take over a walk, water her, feed her.
It was kind of hard to hear too, but then her says,
like give her a pineapple juice, that's good.
And the book he was like, yeah, I'll drink some too.
Or when she's feeling better.
She's looking at these nuts.
What if through it's for her?
So everyone is telling Leticia that if she doesn't lay flat
on her stomach, she could get a blood clot and die.
But she's not trying to hear that.
Okay, cool.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm going to get that.
Lay down.
Like she said, you don't want to die.
So she said you can if you don't do it wrong. You got to lay down. So lay down straight. No So you can't lay sideways. You can't lay sideways. Three. Straight.
Listen.
Listen to me.
You have to get up.
I know it does.
I know it does.
I know it does.
I know it does.
I know it does.
I know it does.
I know it does.
I know it does.
I know it does.
I know it does.
I know it does.
I know it does.
I know it does.
I know it does.
I know it does.
I know it does.
I know it does. I know it does. I know it does. You can die if you play any other way. And you've got to walk every hour.
I can't.
I can't.
We can't stay.
Let's go.
I'm going to take you stupid booze.
Anyone else rooting for the blood cloud at this point?
Yeah.
I mean, she's just playing dead now.
She doesn't have to lay flat on her stomach.
Is laying flat on your stomach that hard?
What is that? What is that? If she was sitting the other way, she'd be on her stomach. Is Lane flat on your stomach that hard? What is that?
What is that soul?
If she was sitting the other way,
she'd be complaining about that.
Alright.
So they finally get this precious car,
go load it up.
And they're off to CVS to get painkillers for her.
Grip 12.
Walk to the tree.
And you can do it.
You can do it.
Go ahead, Dan.
You got the crawler.
You got it, mom.
Okay.
That's good. Come on, I gotta give it to you. I'm gonna take it to the next day. I need got it, mom. Okay. Okay, let's get her out.
Come on, I gotta give her a kiss.
I'm gonna take you to the next.
Right now, okay.
I need medicine.
I can't take it.
Mom's like she's breathing.
She just told me she could.
I'll talk to you later.
Like this for a little bit.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll just take it back.
Okay.
Take care of her.
Come on, mom.
Mom, I'm on the bed.
Oh.
Come on, dad.
You gotta get it. No.
Me.
No.
Again, back to not reading the pamphlet.
Get the painkillers before the president.
I know.
Have them ready to go.
Stop it, my back.
Why did you bring the entire family?
That was dumb.
You should have just had a big empty open van and have the painkillers with you.
Oh, I also got to return the sweater. Way here.
You're probably going to need some new pants.
And now, Debbie has to ride in the way way back
because her bedunk dog's taking up two full seats in the car.
So he's way in the back.
And, you know, you thought that her car,
I'm sorry, you thought getting her in the car
was the hard part, but let's look like you. I have to. I'm trying to move on.
I'm trying to press it out.
Press it out.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
She is being fossy. She is being fossy. Whoa, Nelly settled down. See what Bob Jatzer wrote the chat. She'll
calm down at the Popeye's drive through. Yeah. You see, Boogie was like touching her butt.
Yeah. He's like, he can't wait to get his hands on it. I think that was for him. Not for her.
Yeah. He was motorboating those double ds 20 minutes after she got him. Gross. All right. So that's gross. All right. So fortunately for the I
At this point as a viewer of this I'm just Hoping that the blood clot prevails. Yeah
And God's like what do you have for me? I gave you the ass I gave you're the one to change shit
All right, I have two more clips here. She's she's on another planet and Devon the guy with the camera is going to try and
Interview her for the vlog. Oh good. Well, she's losing her mind. It's like I've heard enough of her, but okay. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, what do you have to say to the vlog?
Just do it.
What do you have to say to the vlog?
I need you to give a shout out to Michael and Flan.
Oh, that's great.
Mom, can you tell everybody to smash that notification button please.
That's amazing. Also, can you just read the sleep out magic mind? Yeah.
Andy, how did you find this show? I just thought to myself what's hilarious
botched BBLs that I wasn't found.
He's a goat. He's the goat! He's the goat!
Wow!
Alright, let's clip, Devon is gonna pour some salt in the giant ass wound.
We're gonna be...
Good!
Mom, this is what you want!
You want it this?
Just think about the aerosol!
You'll be finding it's got a corkberry.
Look at the bottom of her bathrobe.
Oh! I'm gonna put some hot sauce. You can see blood all over her bathrobe! Look at the bottom of her bathroom
You can see blood all over bathroom. It's pouring out of her gaming ass
Wait, did one of her hemorrhoids explode? I've heard of that. I heard that some people have that affliction and
That's the den fam everybody Jesus. That was tough. Wow
I'm glad we're done with that. I wouldn't want to do that again. I had the procedure. I've seen nicer snuff films
All right well Lucy tight box follow that I will try
But you guys both did an awesome job this week. I'm feeling worried. I'm feeling patronized
I'm feeling worried. I'm feeling more.
I'm feeling more.
I'm feeling more.
She's buttering up the red.
Oh, you guys are both really good at this.
How I butter up the red.
I barely tried it.
I'm going to win by a landslide.
All right.
So I found a podcast hosted by Stuart Mackie called, this is Stuart.
And he has a pretty big following.
So we are going to be checking out an episode
that he did called your path to growth is failure. And about 20 minutes into the episode,
he is going to tell us what his podcast is generally about. So let's hear that in clip
one.
This is a podcast and it's, it's dedicated around the ideals of personal development,
accountability, self-awareness,
mental health, physical fitness, and a relentless pursuit of becoming the best version of ourselves.
Yeah, I already want to die from that.
He didn't say journey, at least.
That's true.
He will.
He knows how I'm trying to feel it.
And yeah, the nice thing about this is that we already know that we have already entered
a safe space and we're going to be validated and we're not going to get triggered by this project.
Thank God I needed to calm down after that.
Videos are just watching.
It's going to be a journey.
There's going to be perception and accountability.
No good.
We're going to align our energy.
Are we going to manifest things?
I think that we just might.
Cool.
There might even be chakras who even knows.
Nice.
So that gives you a general idea of what Stuart is like.
And he is going to tell us about today's episode
about the topic for today.
But he's almost going to break his floaty little hippie
character persona for a second.
So make sure to listen for that.
So today we're going to deep dive into something
I like to call failing forward. I coined that. I pass in that if anyone takes it, I will send a very strongly worded email
to someone.
Season to session.
I'm the one failing forward over you.
Yeah, not only that, though, failing forward is like an extremely common term in the
self-help genre.
There's a book called failing forward.
In business too, yeah.
Everywhere, literally everywhere.
So yeah, he's got a studio.
He made you.
Yeah, he invited us.
He's really very proud of his failing forward term
that he definitely created.
Okay.
So I'm going to spare you listening to too long clips
of him talking and just gibberish, gibberish garbage the entire time.
And instead we are going to skip to clip four, which is going to be where Stuart is going
to spend a really long time explaining to us that he realizes that growth sometimes involves
failure.
And he is going to come off of this realization by asking a very important question and
definitely not getting sidetracked at all.
But what was the key takeaway? I'll let you think about this. What was the key takeaway from me talking about how I was triggered to how I processed and came out the other side.
I'll give you a few seconds. As I wait for all these lovely little, I think there are swallows fly
over. Let me describe my scenery right now. I'm at the lake, I'm in my office. If you've
seen pictures of my office, I love it. It's a broken down bench. It is one of the hottest days in Ireland in 2023. The sun is shining,
the water is ridiculously, ridiculously warm. The raspberries, the blackberries, the
The raspberries, the blackberries, the...
It's not very... Those were all blooming or all growing.
I could just sit here for hours.
And I will.
And you will, and I had to listen to it.
Yeah, I feel like I've been here for hours listening to this.
So Bob Ross has a podcast, that's good to know.
Yeah, yeah.
This is not the only time in this one episode that he does this like, fru fru annoying
telling us about the scenery thing because of course we're supposed to be feeling like
we're envisioning ourselves in a beautiful meadow and surrounded by two lips and all of the
wonderful stuff.
But you might have forgotten while you were envisioning yourself in this wonderful, wonderful
place that he actually asked a question there.
He can take away.
Yeah, so we want to know what the key takeaway was about his realization that you have to
fail in order to succeed.
So we will find out the answer in clip five.
I don't want to spoil it, but could it be that you were in from failure more than you
were in from success?
That's a really great answer.
Let's see.
But anyway, the answer is self-awareness.
It's not that. It's because you're the face of failure. You're going to wait to get that out.
Yeah, he doesn't say anything that makes sense. No, self-awareness is not the answer.
There's no point in any episode that he does where one single sentence makes like the
words strung together makes sense.
So, do you want to listen to this shit?
You, that's a great question also.
He said he has a big large following.
He does have a really large following and so you're probably asking yourself.
Can I meet these people?
Yes, I just want to ask you myself.
I want to meet these people.
How the hell did this idiot get so many people following him?
And the answer to that is because he is a thirst trap
for 40-year-old housewives.
So we are going to check out some of the slutty comments
that he gets on TikTok in Clips 6.
The first one says, marry me.
Please reject me so I can get on with my life,
little skull face emoji.
I think I can see Dionysus in your thigh, blushing face.
I opened this app at work, laughing crying emoji,
had to close it real quick and relocate fabulous job
and then like a thousand emojis.
That woman...
How is this guy?
No, I've be even intrigued.
Yeah.
She's creaming her pants.
She's really excited.
She's really, really excited.
This is how he has gained his following
and gets so many listeners on his
stupid dumb podcast.
So let's see what these women are losing their minds over
in clip seven, which is one of his TikToks.
So he's wearing gold lamez shorts, and now he has... in clip seven, which is one of his tic-tocs.
So he's wearing gold lamey shorts, and now he has a water melon.
He's crushing the watermelon between his thighs. Looks like he's shitting his pants.
He's failing to do it.
He's jacked to go.
Do it pussy
No
Now we have I thought I'm gonna take this sexy Jesus yeah, um I
Want to give him the He looks like Carrotop of Carrotop had no self-awareness. Yeah, that's very true. So let's check out some more of the excited ladies on TikTok.
Specifically to the watermelon. Oh God. New fetish unlocked. I want to be that watermelon so badly dancing emerging.
Crushed.
No disson here.
I hope I spelled right.
I just want to be in those short, not dirty.
Don't take wrong way.
It came out wrong.
Could have edited that, but okay.
And finally, move watermelon angry face.
It's my turn because they want their heads crushed by a watermelon.
This is like the mat rife of self-help gurus.
Is what you're telling me, you're in high spirits.
I'm gonna say my name, Tim.
Oh, chicks, I want to fuck them.
Okay, now I get it.
Yep, yep, that's what his success is.
All right, so we're gonna.
You know what, if I'm being honest,
it's why I'm popular too, so I can't knock them too hard.
The women like your frosted tips.
They're not fucking frosted.
They're not frosted fucking tips.
They'll dudes in his DMs,
I wish I could frost those tips.
They're not fucking frosted tips at all.
I'm scared, I gotta change the lighting in here.
All right, so we're gonna get back to the podcast
for a little bit and it is going to
turn out we are also going to find out that Stuart is an actor.
That's right, he's not only a master of flowery language and thirst trap extraordinaire and
crusher of watermelons, but he is also a lovely, wonderful actor.
So he is going to tell us about how he went for an audition for an acting role
and he did not get it. And this is his response to that in clip 9.
I didn't even get a consideration for an audition. Do I see that as a failure that I am just
untalented and unwarranted even for consideration? Yes. You should. Yes, you should. I held backwards on that one. I wouldn't go gay for pay.
So I didn't get the part out. Just kidding. I would. So I spared you like the 20-minute explanation
after that, but his answer was no. Even though we all can agree that the answer to that is clearly
yes. So I figure we should probably check out some of his acting reels, which he posts on YouTube.
So he does, his YouTube is about half podcast
and half acting rules, reels.
So we're gonna check out Clip 10,
where he is going to be doing ASEAN from Romeo and Juliet.
And you are gonna hear an off screen voice
that is reading the Juliet part,
but the video is just gonna be Stewart Fronten Center.
So let's check that out and click.
Are they not Romeo and a Montague?
No, I don't care, mate. If either of thee just like it.
Okay, so either tell me and where for this place is death, considering who thou art.
If any of my kids would find thee here, I'd be in this lower limb.
But if I would love so much to that old house of these walls, first of all, my limits cannot hold about.
And what love can do that dares love a tenth,. Therefore, the kids men are not stopped to me.
They do see thee.
They will murder thee.
I'm lost in his blue eyes.
I'm sorry.
What did he say?
I said, I love you, Carl.
Oh, I knew it.
Yeah, I mean, what?
It just came to us.
Let's go ahead.
Yeah, so.
How do you feel about his acting, Lucy?
It's awful.
Oh my god.
He's like licking his lip.
Juliet's like, you're going to get murdered. And he's like, Lucy. It's awful. Oh my God. He's like licking his, Julie, it's like you're gonna get murdered.
And he's like,
mmm.
I'd say what?
What?
Bring me a watermelon, baby.
Oh, a lot of seconds.
Lucy, let's do it, man.
Can you do that again?
What was your impression?
No, I absolutely cannot do it.
That was a one time.
Thought you wanted to w today, all right?
I don't mind.
Give you a chance.
We're focusing on Stuart here.
Come on.
We got to pay attention to Stuart.
Okay.
So we'll check out one more scene where he is going to get
very excited that his Juliet is beckoning for him
in clip 11.
Spoiler.
I also feel like I could hear the sound of 1,000 women's underwear, you know, of them creaming their pants.
Yeah, like, yeah, bad on the board.
Well, he dressed like Harry and Lloyd going to a fancy ball and dumb and dumb.
Yeah, they're excruciating.
The acting reels are worse than the podcast, which it's painful for me to say.
All right.
Well, so is that the end of your presentation?
That sure is.
Great job as always.
Lucy and to you,
Andy Q. Public, excellent job.
Great terrible shows.
Pwamu, pwamu, pwamu.
People can go vote for who they thought
brought the worst podcast with a pull up on our Patreon.
Anyone who's on there can do that.
You don't have to be a Patreon member.
We'll put it on Twitter.
We'll put it on the subreddit. Although, maybe I shouldn't put it on there can do that. You don't have to be a patreon member. We'll put on Twitter. We'll put it on the subreddit
Although, maybe I shouldn't put on the subreddit
We got a you know banana bag. We've been talking about our friends over banana bag. Yeah, that the hydration system
and
They got an email
You know one of the things people love to do is get people to
Fuck up the sponsors of shows that I like.
So, my buddy over at Banana Bag forwarded this to me, he's like, I wonder who this came from.
Oh.
I will not purchase or recommend your product to anyone and anyone who advertised,
I will post publicly on their content as well as contact them directly as many ways as possible
about how you sponsor a podcast.
Who are these podcasts?
And similar shows under that banner.
They harass make fun of belittle,
docks, and encourage their listeners to do the same
to people of that are vulnerable,
including but not limited to transgender gay,
race, disabled people.
Puerto Ricans.
That is so poorly written. So in one man who would write that sentence
and I could think, wow, I know it's hard to vet all content
and the market department more than likely listen
to a selected piece of content provided by the network
when they made the decision to sponsor them.
No, they fill in collaborate and do shows for known racists
and hate mongers such as Anthony Cumia and Gavin McGinnis. You probably didn't know this,
but now you do and you can't use that excuse that you didn't know. Please do the right
thing and drop them as a partner immediately. So they renewed with us for the month of
December. And they actually have a new deal that we'll be talking about in a future episode, but I appreciate it.
I had a bag forwarding that to us and laughing along with us.
It's fucking assholes.
I don't like what this person says.
You can't be a sponsor of the program.
All right, if you say so.
Guys, we've been talking about the holiday song parody contest. And the
contest is make a parody song about any topic you want related to W. H. T. P. as long as
it's set to a holiday song. And we've had some amazing submission so far. We have some
great ones today, one that floored me. I literally fell out of my chair, but sweet. They're all great.
And we're gonna start off.
This one comes in from Buddy and the WDUM
prank call podcast.
This is Father Patrick.
I'm working.
Stop talking.
I'm working.
Stop talking.
Stop talking.
Stop talking. Stop talking. Stop talking. Stop talking. Stop talking.
When I was young I believed in Santa Claus because I knew it couldn't be my dad. He was busy on his laptop streaming. I
can't walk in or he'll get mad. But the last time I saw Father Patrick, we were at a
five below department store. When he saw the big wall of headphones, he ran so
fast he knocked me to the floor. We said, Father Patrick, give us attention.
Don't mess around with those busted boys.
We'll interrupt your stream. We won't wait till it's over.
He's got no bread, so he's making some noise.
He forgot to buy us toys.
Because of all the Richards and Roy's.
Very well done. Thank, very well.
Oh, thank you very much, buddy.
And the WDUM, prank call podcast, excellent submission.
All right, Adam Thoreau, huge contributor to the show.
There's a lot of things for us.
There's always fighting cringe of the week's forests.
Keep with us together.
And this is impressive.
This is Carol of the Oz. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da I
Well done ahead of the row that amazing
The best song John's ever saw before oh, holy shit
All right, so I had a thorough code, the Oz. I got one more for us.
This is from some guy in Belfast who left another voicemail.
And it's God rest ye smelly gentlemen.
Hi, guard.
Check from Belfast here.
I've come after you for your Christmas song competition.
I could have recorded them.
Don't know a lot of stuff, but I'm a boomer and a coffee bar about tacky shape
So I'm literally off from them, okay? All right here goes
God racked that smelly gentle man. Whose first two kids were gay. He's drinking rubbing alcohol
All the long Christmas day. His family fled. His cats on fed. His bills are left unpaid
His family fled his cuts on fed his bills are left on paid
Have he drank keen and be unemployed health is destroyed
Liver failure bleeding
There you go, this is how probably I think it's a winner
Okay, that's me
The governor will be avenged took your word order to
Order to W.O. Even if you don't win, I think you're going to fail
for it with that one.
So great submission.
Guys, keep those coming.
I appreciate it.
I mentioned that I had written a song that my wife
wouldn't sing because of the content of it.
I had a listener reach out and say that she was singing for me.
So I sent her that.
So I hope it will have that soon.
But please keep the submissions coming.
We're gonna put together a whole holiday album
for who are these podcasts, and so far it's a winner.
It's a hit.
I'm enjoying it.
You know who's not a winner. I'm gonna rap! I'm gonna rap! I'm gonna rap!
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
A little different version of the OP segment today
because there's a podcast called Lemon Party
A few people sent me this
Ben Avery, formerly Tim Dylan's producer, Ben.
Okay.
Who I've always loved.
I always loved Ben Avery.
Well, he's doing this show now with a couple other guys.
And it's called Lemon Party.
And they had a segment where they just started
to watch in Opie.
And it's so fun to watch other people react to Opie.
And I always think of Tim Dylan as a West Coast comic
because he kind of started from the comedy store and Joe
Rogan.
And so I forget that he's from New York.
And so these guys know, albeit Anthony, okay, they know everything that's going on, where
he's been, where he's at now.
But it's so fun.
I thought they did a really good job of reviewing his show.
So I just want to play some clips from that.
Talk.
I think you just kind of wanders around New York and like makes friends with chefs
And then ask them if they want to like be his like co-host
Every day on his birthday. He just buys himself a birthday cake and smashes it sadly
Outside his own high rise
What the fuck I know
You you like the candles can't gives it to a homeless person and smashes and steps on it.
Yeah.
He's a lovely person.
Nia goes way, way back in the year.
He's talking about Bill Burst, wife, Nia.
Great.
I hate to tell you this part of the whole thing.
Can I tell you when I saw Nia flip off a Trump,
I go, what's Opie gonna say about this?
I'm like a big newspaper I add.
I go, Opie, your response. Opie, Opie. Give me a word, champ.
And it's so crazy if you go to Washington Square Park,
you could see Opie like doing a radio show to a tree.
Like next to homeless monster.
Making a mustard reference to these guys, obviously, no,
Opie and Anthony and have some or having some fun with this.
Bobo was a character on the open Anthony show. obviously know, uh, opiate Anthony and have some or having some fun with this. Uh,
Bobo was a character on the opiate Anthony show. We have mentally disabled gentleman, big met span.
Actually, I think, uh,
Blind Mike just did an episode about a Bobo, um,
event that happened on the opiate Anthony show on why you laughing recently.
So this is just kind of a fun one.
Yeah, you know, he's texting Bobo the retard and getting blocked. Oh yeah.
He's texting Bobo the retard. What do you do? And then it just as red 65. Bobo the shot up hack.
He actually that he defends Nia here. All right. So that's kind of funny. Just for me,
I'm just picturing that OP has no friends from the OP
Anthony Day, so it's relying on the whack packers and he still is getting nothing from them.
All right, so this is great. They're goopin' on OP's audio because it's terrible. His whole production has just got awful.
That guy's so good. That guy's so good.
That great audio. It's only your 40th year in radio.
He's recording this on a black
berry. His fans don't even have names. It's just called Facebook user. Good morning, buddy.
His comments are saying, hey, check out the new watch. He goes look Tom from MySpace in the chat. Yeah.
So you know, we just put up random chats out there and it's nonsensical. It doesn't make any sense.
I don't know. He's still doing that after years. I've been telling him not to. He doesn't listen to me.
I've been giving him a lot of good advice. He does. He does not listen to.
All right. So now
they're goofing out the chat conversation that's
That's happening in front of OP.
It's so great.
It's just some guys saying I wish Roy Rogers was still open.
People are there.
That guy's trying to text his son, right?
Yeah.
This guy's in there like, you guys know when Reo's closes?
Just asking for directions.
Yeah.
These guys going age, sex location, any 14 year olds, any 14.
I mean, Canada.
We're yeah.
The cartel starts using OP show to like send messages.
It's the safest way to send CorpSpot.
You just see like a guy called Pedro like he's like,
okay, that's where all the cocaine is buried.
No, it's more encrypted than the dark web.
This is better than an onion link.
You can send anything over the chat on the live-up.
There's babies being bought before they're born
in the OP live streams.
It's pretty well done.
That was pretty funny.
All right, so then Ben starts doing an opiate prescient
that I enjoyed here.
Any more of it?
At one point in this video, he's like, look, and I could be one of these guys that are
here supporting Trump, and I could have all these fans, but I'm not going to do that to
you guys.
I'm not one of the dishonest ones.
Not dishonest.
God.
And I don't know when he started talking like this, by the way.
He after the show ended, and like everybody went against him him and he just kept doubling down on being worthless
Ethistical idiot
He started just always saying like
My radio show like well, he's one of those if you can't say anything funny eventually you get so desperate desperate working in that
Media that he's like what if I go Jim Norton. Yeah, that's his that media that he's like, what if I go gym, Norton? Yeah. That's what he's attempting to accomplish.
And stuff, he's coming, he's going,
like, hey, Tim Allen did the, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'll clap back at Opie right now. Yeah, Anthony Drow passed a pop-up eyes in his heart nearly exploded.
So these guys get it.
They don't tell me.
They have a lot of fun.
So now they're talking about that smoking section video
that we broke down on this show.
I love it.
People are discovering this video.
Go, what the fuck?
This was the one that John was goofing on us saying how could
you make fun of Opie's done so much that John watched this video.
He's fucking retarded so bad.
So these guys have so fun with it as well.
Torrible but the worst is when he's like he's clipping a bit that he you can really tell
he's like crashed and he said yeah he like sent this clip to his producer to like do
all the edits and the you know and stuff. And it's him.
The one I clicked on when I was snooping his page
was like him going,
it literally starts him going,
you remember smoking sections in restaurants?
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ.
And he goes, yeah, it was like,
there's an invisible wall that stops your smoke
from getting on my tuna tartar
Jesus
It's so tough
Perfectly summed up right there. It's tough
It's fucking terrible. I get it
All right, so this is just a funny observation because they're watching him
You know, he's in front of his window in whatever this building is in Manhattan. And so they're speculating
that people are like looking in at him,
doing this podcast and get a concern for him.
Right.
Right. Yeah.
Right. I mean, somebody,
every day, like somebody in Manhattan,
like calls the NYPD
because they see him through the window
and it's more grizzly than witnessing like a murder.
They just go, I think there's a pathetic retard
live streaming to nobody from his high rise.
It's rear window, but Jimmy Stewart's just like,
there's a sad losing.
He's trying to hold on to a career he didn't even have.
Yeah.
Holy shit, that's great.
I love that after face.
Do we know who that is on our left there?
I don't. I should I should find that out. I was killing it.
I know he's very.
Ben Avery's in the middle.
One of the other guys is last name is Avery. I see him as his brother.
So I have to do some research on these guys.
And they're all funny.
Seems like a fun show. Yeah.
For sure. I got one more clip on here.
And this is funny
because they're talking about how OP responds to any interaction he gets from viewers and
fans. It's so pathetic.
To nobody. No one is in there. No, he's interviewing a volleyball.
He gets one like. If he gets a like, he like, thanks the follower. Thanks for the like. Dude, I saw it. Thanks for supporting the channel.
Dude, it's like when a kid won a parent, like let's their kid upload a YouTube channel
like Seven.
And they're like, shout out to my 10 subscribers.
But he's 55 and he's on Roblox.
Oh, those kids that have a podcast, you know the fat one and the skinny one, they're like 12. Yeah, you know I'm talking about. And they're like, oh, he's going to go on their blocks. Oh those kids that have a podcast. Yeah, you know the fat one and the skinny one.
They're like 12. Yeah, you know I'm talking about. And they're like, Opie's gonna go on their show
to promote it. Right. And they turn each other. They're like, man, this guy's really blowing this.
So I love watching people who have discovered what we've discovered. And it takes me back to a day,
like, I can't laugh and open the way they're laughing and open
because we've been through so much of a journey.
Like I'm over it.
And the fact that this is what he's doing now
and it's so embarrassing, we get it now.
But I love watching it through other people's eyes
where they go holy shit.
Like this guy is walking.
He's like, how the fuck did this happen?
Guys, I have a special treat for us today.
This is exciting.
I wasn't expecting this to happen,
but I always appreciate what it does.
Tukki is here.
Hey!
Whoa!
I'm not gonna be fucking any.
You're coming in three-spot!
Oh, man.
I knew I kissed my favorite person of color for a reason today.
That's right, you certainly did.
That's fantastic.
Now, Tukki, I'm glad you're here because I want to talk
a little bit about settling John. Now, Tuky, I'm glad you're here because I want to talk a little bit about settling John.
Now, let me explain.
I did an entire episode of bonus episode on Monday breaking down John's beer on the
balcony episode.
We talk about John a lot.
I'm not going to go on today with a whole extended thing.
I have a thing going on with John right now where he threatened.
He said he has nude picks of my wife and then threatened revenge porn to put those out.
Tuky has a thing because of the strike on Tuky's channel that came in from John.
We're asking John to remove the strike.
So we both have some things going on with John.
But I want to keep this fun, Tuky.
We want to, you know, the whole point of the show, it's a roast.
We're watching John and we're goofy on them.
Comedy. Comedy. Have we forgot? Have you forgotten laughter?
No. This is what it's like when people stop being nice and start getting real.
Tookie's showing his age. Yeah. All right, let's get into it.
Now I will play him making the threat, the revenge porn threat. We'll get into that. We'll talk about a little bit
Well, it's have some fun first and the way we're gonna start this off is actually since we were just talking about the
Opster
John addresses opi apparently opi posted a video on
Twitter this week and
John was not happy about it
But he's not happy about it.
But he's not going to do it the whole entire show about me. Shit, when he's got nothing else. Lady K's got nothing else.
They don't even talk about OP anymore because nobody gives a fuck about OP.
Sorry, oops, the, but he doesn't stop promoting fucking audio.
Fucking trash in me.
Well, then I don't give a fuck about you.
And you don't come on my show when I ask fuck off, Opie. I don't give a fuck about you.
Yeah, go ahead, add your list to him.
Get your name on the list of my enemies because I don't like you.
Put your name on the list of my enemies. I don't like you. Put your
man on the list of my enemies. I'm right at a hundred times. What did the idiot just
plan to finally got a stutter for once? Yeah, I know. He actually started for a second
there. But only because he doesn't know what he's gonna say. More like a stammer. Yeah.
Stupid. Yeah. Stuttery. So I just thought that was the funniest line ever put your name on the list of my enemies and it started off with
He put out this tweet and he doesn't even come on my show. Yeah, so
He goes on. He's not happy with open. He has a he thinks he knows why
Opie posted this video. He's got it all figured out. You know, you can't beat this. John likes to say
He's a Mensagai.
He gets it.
He knows what he's doing.
And then today, hey, here's a clip, Body Lang, fucking Dixon, hilarious shot.
It's Southern junk, really, upsta.
Have I not been in your corner this whole time?
Have I not been one of your biggest supporters this whole time?
And you decide to take a shut up me? Why?
Oh, you want to get in on the devil verse? Oh, you see there's money to be made.
You're ready on a house and a fucking hamptons on a beach. What more do you want?
A nice place on the west side of my hat. You've made it. But as you attack me too,
child things that won't be because of this tweety put out is trying to enter to the devil verse
for all the riches that it brings you.
I know. Meanwhile, there's a 99% sitting on the screen.
Opie's watching this and being like, Holy shit, I can make that kind of money.
Oh, all right.
25 pesos.
Fuck these Facebook stars.
Jesus.
So let me show you the tweet that he's responding to. O.B. just wrote Howard Stern. Best ever says already laying, but also takes
hilarious shot at Southern John. So John just saw this and went, Oh, O.B. He's turned
on me. He's one of them. I'll be point out too. So this is from yesterday, yeah, yesterday.
I grabbed this just now before the show.
It's got eight likes.
Opie puts out tweets with already lag and video
leaks and he's tag and started trying to get eight likes.
And one of them's doggie.
Yeah.
The f**k is he f**king?
Farting in the mosh pit of the internet. Yes. All right. So
let's watch this video. This is what he's talking about. And
what already is talking about the fact that Howard went to that game show
America's got talent. All right. So he's talking about that.
got talent. Alright, so he's talking about that. It was when how do Americans got talent as a judge sit next to Heidi fucking dickhead
Nazi gloom. Yeah. She's judging comedians, a stuttering comic, Howard told a stuttering
comedian that he was an unfunny stuttering comedian. Yeah, that he was inspirational. Stuttering The other one was almost suicidal after the show.
He almost hung himself for three times.
I guess it's irrational.
What the fuck, how was he pulling this off?
So did it sound like Arnie was trashing Stuttering John just now?
Is that what you would have gotten from that clip?
He was talking about how there was the Stuttering
Committee and how it was praising.
He's recounting Howard Trashing Stuttering John.
Right.
So that OP responds to this whole thing.
And it's funny because we've just reviewed how OP is
very thin skin with Lewis J Gomez.
And just a little tweet out of nowhere,
OP fucking flew off the handle and overreact like a mother fucker. So now it's
Opie's turn to explain to John that he's already acting. Hey, how are you, John?
Is it your goal to have a problem with everybody? You probably should have clicked
on the video. How did you get already trashing out of this clip? He was actually
doing the opposite and supporting you against how are delusional. Wow, Opie breaking it down, being the voice of reason.
This is the thing with all these retards.
They just see their name and a tweet.
They go, oh, this guy's trash in me.
That guy's trash in me.
Instead of just being happy that anybody is remembering that you're on anyone's radar
at all.
Yeah, the fact that Opie tagged him meant he wanted him to see that.
He wasn't trying
to start a feud with Stuttering John, but John is way too stupid. John, he thinks everyone's
out to get him permanently wound up. Yeah. He's just ready to go. Yeah, Tuky, did you
watch his show from yesterday? Oh, yes, yes, I did, Carl. He was more wound up than usual,
but performative. You could tell he's he's putting it on now. He thinks
this is what makes him entertaining. He thinks this is what makes him charismatic. It's why
we're all tuning in. Was yesterday the show would Vince? No. So yesterday he did another
show where he was very upset with everybody. The day before that was the show with Vince.
And I didn't really pull a lot of clips from that because I feel like, and even those two days ago, a lot of people have already talked about
that and a lot of the clips have already gotten out there. But what was your takeaway from that show,
too, Guy? Oh, no. Well, I mean, he was very sure of himself during that show because he likes having
Vince around these guys. As we have always said, as long as they have a friend around, they feel
very confident. They like to have a friend in their corner, especially a guy like John, John's a narcissist and he needs to have
whoever's on with him agreeing with him or he kicks them off. And so Vince the attorney understands
that. And so while he's on there, he's mostly just agreeing with John the whole time and going
along with it because that's how you're going to get the most out of Southern John.
whole time and going along with it because that's how you're going to get the most out of suffering job.
And there's just so much going on that I really did not remember if yesterday was the
Vince episode, but you're right.
There was another episode.
There was another episode in this episode.
He's out fired up to the point where he thinks it's going to have a heart attack.
He's worried about his own health out of the hall.
While he is for this world, the way he's acting, but don't worry.
He's got some medicine there.
They takes. Alright now there's a lot of things I have to calm down I almost had a fucking heart attack.
That's really good that's how angry I am. I drank a double shot orat or a triple-sat of that Starbucks fucking white chocolate drink.
So it sounds like it's caffeine and not hangar.
He's already off the slim fast.
Yeah, all right.
He's like Jesse Spano.
No, no, no.
I'm so excited.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
Showing his age again, I have to say his ticket.
I was only a year old.
My heart is racing. Hold on.
Have a red ball.
My amvot of penis. This is my blood pressure. Hold on.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell.
Drinks.
Lips out.
Let's drink.
That was a hard to take. It sounded like alcohol affects your blood pressure.
I'm not doing it.
All right.
All better now.
Yep.
We just take this pill with my period.
All better.
Very good.
Where was I?
Joey C.
Did he?
Yeah, I know.
I love the way he's cycling from that too.
It's fantastic.
So this is John says he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's he's, he's gonna leave the internet. It's fantastic. So this is John says he's threatening,
he's gonna leave the internet.
In fact, he was even saying on the show,
he's been auditioning, he talked to his manager,
and auditioning really well,
he might have something going on,
he might leave the internet,
and leave us all high and dry.
Cause God knows, if John leaves tomorrow,
the Tookie puppet is getting burnt on the streets.
I covered every tire's the potato.
We're making, we're making french fries out of carrot.
It's all over.
But some people are saying that there's a lot of content that Johnson put out that we can always go back your review.
John explains, you can't because it's old content.
It's by my people.
I know it's just saying it's old in this clip,
but then he remembers and this is something I don't play
a lot of clips on on this show,
but a lot of his show these days is him watching himself
on the Howard Stern Show.
So he kind of fucks up what he's doing.
DJQ, you go wherever we'll share plenty of content.
Yes, we have some content.
Good, good, good, because old content gets old.
You know, unless it's of course, you know,
you know, you know, something like the Howard Stern show
and something with me, you know,
on the house, so you then becomes,
you know, that's fucking genius.
You know what, I do know. you know, you know, you know,
so I love that he caught himself realizing that what he's saying right now kind of
fucks up his own show format. So there is some content that never gets old.
And that is busting on Baba Buis teeth. Oh, God.
We'll be funny for decades to come.
Everyone will be laughing about that,
especially Vince the Warriors kids.
They can't get enough of busting on Baba Booy's teeth.
I think it's the funniest thing in the world.
All right, so let's get into apparently
Cardiff sent an email threatening John and John's threatening Cardiff.
These two, I mean, I sent a link to Cardiff to if he shows up.
We'll give him the join the show and put in his two signs.
But John and Cardiff right now are really going at it.
There's a lot of problems going on.
Oh, that reminds me. Hey potato, if you keep threatening people on YouTube, I
had a whole chat with YouTube today. I said this guy is posted on my YouTube members
and threatening them. I said what should I do? They said if it continues, keep on keep in track.
Keep on keeping on.
It's literally a blow up.
I don't even talk to anyone at YouTube.
But if you did, they're just like, okay, Mr. Mondez,
yep, no, I hear you.
Well, keep checking in on it.
Let us know, but keep going.
We got Karen and Line 3 again.
Yeah, I know.
I'm scared.
Dang, of course.
It was just the little stupid support chat with somebody from overseas. Yeah, it's probably a bot
And then send us the lengths to each one and then we're gonna figure out what we're gonna do. So fuck you Cardiff
You don't start threatening. It's against the TOS
You don't start threatening my fucking members. You got it?
Capiche? I do what's coming. Understand?
dumb fuck. Everything about except that last part. Cat Peach.
I know where you work.
So he's there. He's a part of for threats. And then he starts singing a song about I don't where you work. So he said, no, he said, I've never heard of for threats.
And then he said, singing a song about,
I know where you work.
That seems like a threat, right?
No, that's not a threat.
He's just saying that in a malicious kind of
cryptic way. Yeah, he says, I know where you live.
I know where you live.
Hey, Tookie, I know your name.
I know where you live.
I'm not doxing anyone.
I'm not doing anything wrong.
I'm just threatening people, not stop.
What's the problem?
He's such a con.
He really is just the worst now.
Also that thing he does, I don't know why he's,
I know where you work as a song.
I'm not, I've never heard that side before.
But he's doing that thing.
I know where you work.
I'm gonna dock you every day.
But he's doing that thing with his fingers,
like someone who's never played guitar.
What's your favorite part of playing guitar?
Is this moving his fingers back and forth?
I want to be Indian guitars.
That's a darker guitar.
A S-Hit-Tar.
A S-Hit-Tar.
All right.
So you just heard that he claims the card
of is threatening his members at the same time.
John is obviously threatening Cardiff
and Cardiff is here.
Cardiff, what is the show, buddy?
Oh, hello.
Hello.
Thank you.
All right, you came at the exact right time.
I just put in the private chat my response to John
if you want.
Oh, I have that.
Because I show the threat that he claims I
think that's my next video.
I don't want to play.
So this works out perfectly because Carter posted this today and
John is claiming that Cardiff emailed him threatening John and
the email is about removing the strike on Tuky's channel.
We all want John.
I didn't say that much.
Well, right. I didn't even say
that much. You know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the problem when you guys. Card of electric email me threatening me today. Do you understand that?
Threatening me. Okay, so Card of Electric Threaten John, we all understand that?
With a good time. Well done. Okay. I'll show you it. Yeah, please do. If you don't believe me.
I don't believe you. Show it. He threatened me. It's not showing you show it. He threatened me. Well, it's not showing you.
So then I do this, so then I,
so this is the action.
So now Cardiff shows what the actual email exchange was
with John that he's talking about.
The subject line is remove the strikes
and there is no body.
That's it.
That's all I said to him.
It's all I said was just an email that has removed the strife.
And what does John send back to you? A new one is coming for your show. Body, that's all I said. It's all you said was just an email that removed this dress and
What is John sent back to you a?
New one is coming for your show my family is off limits dickhead
So it sounds to me like the only threats that are happening here are
The wave went from John to Carter but okay, let's see. I'm gonna the decency to block out his email on my video
now Newton's third law of motion for every action.
Yeah.
Problems and equal.
Reaction.
That's not negative.
It's opposite.
It's opposite reaction.
You're a fucking science teacher, John.
I'm not taking for every action.
There's negativity in the double first.
Oh, that's Newton seven's law.
The opposite of positive is negative so you're correct again
hamburger.
Oh, Oh,
Oh,
So if he's gonna
Uh oh,
Spot with me and
Threaten me that I'm gonna then come back.
You see how it works?
New stir lore motion.
Try again.
Look at that, but I know I have to,
you know, but you know, like,
it's not exactly, you know, all the right words,
but it means if you come at,
you hate this.
Just think has to be.
Oh, science teacher.
Yeah, it's crazy. Unbelievable. Yadda, yadda, yadda, I know what I
meant.
Unvolved. Remove the strike on be doubly douchebag. Yes, remove the
strike douchebag. You're not going to win anyway. Like I was just
are. I don't the art fans part. All right. so fast forward a little bit in this episode.
John's talking about how the reason why he's very fired up in this episode.
He's talking about the reason why you might have heard this before.
Why everyone's jealous of him is because he's a celebrity. He's a big deal celebrity.
And so my buddy, Pina Srankel,
mentions to him that, well, just because you were a celebrity,
I mean, you are a celebrity. These things come and go. And you because you were a celebrity doesn't mean you are a celebrity these things come and go and
You're no longer a celebrity and the fact that you think you are is laughable
So John has a response for that as he explains that this happens to
To other people too where they stop becoming celebrities
Have you seen Meg Ryan lately in anything?
She was the fucking America's princess
When Harry met Sally you've got mail
You name it
So I just want to point out
John you were never a hot chick
The reason why Meg Ryan is the longer celebrities,
because she's not 24.
Yeah, okay.
You were supposedly a comic, and comics can be comics
for their entire career.
So there's lots of older people who still have a career in comedy.
So the Meg Ryan example is a terrible example,
and it proves how dumb you are.
John's more of a Danny Masterson.
Yes.
I see what you did there. And he's also saying that,
yes, celebrities will go away.
So he's proven their point.
Correct.
But he's saying there's abs and flow.
Sure.
He's in a valley right now.
Peak is coming, obviously.
He's literally in a valley.
Back when I was a hot chick,
oh, but I've said too much.
I said too much.
Did you get the part where he proves
that he's a celebrity?
Well, before I get to that, oh, get to that, you guys might have heard his stomach at the beginning of that.
Oh, that was him.
I thought it was Cardiff.
I had seen him because he's remembered.
He's remembered that John is chugging beer and prescription drugs.
That's what he's doing during the show, so you can hear it.
What pressure medication? Have you seen seen make Ryan lately in anything he even makes his facial expression
It goes along with his stomach area
Have you seen make Ryan lately in anything?
Well, I was watching this last time I went holy shit was that him?
I look around my house. What made that noise? That was John? Oh
So what was the rest of the justification? Oh, you don't have it? I don't. Like, what made that noise? That was John? Oh, so what was the rest of the justification?
Cardinal.
Oh, you don't have it?
I don't.
Oh, where is I was even on a show celebrity?
I'm a celebrity, get me out of here.
That proves I'm a celebrity.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
No one's arguing with that part of it.
You were on the night shell.
We know that.
Was he on the biggest loser?
And speaking of enhancing audio, even though that's my bit, thanks for stealing that hamburger. We know that was the on the biggest loser.
And speaking of enhancing audio, even though that's my bit, thanks for stealing that hamburger. Sure.
That's a slim fast bottle.
When John chucks the bottle across the room, they pointed this out on Uncle Rico.
That is an echoey room in there.
Holy shit.
A lot of walls and
ceilings about off. I will be enhancing some audio this Sunday on potato soup where I believe
Stuttering John Melendez is wearing dentures. Oh,
breaking right. Wow, breaking news. I'm on pins and needles, I can't wait. Potato soup now. Oh, I mean, it's probably true.
It's just don't get too worked up about it.
So I just want to point out, John thinks
when he makes these faces that he's getting over on us
for some reason, he's being entertaining or smug
or something, it's not a good luck.
But get you close to your screen, please.
I won't. you close to your screen please. I want.
We can see the dentures.
Yeah, that's actually the clip. Listen closely. Uh-huh. Yeah.
So why do we recognize this?
Yeah. The book is disturbing. Yeah.
Now the reason why I have to play that is because I have to make a thumbnail later and I just
Got thumbnails the last quite a while. Yeah, that'll be a thumbnail for a while for us
The fucking loser this guy is really unbelievable even that last face. He's just like
That is he makes the sounds and the faces of a mentally handicapped person and I'll say that lightly.
Mm-hmm.
I like to park in handicapped never mind.
So, after all of this, he starts talking about movies and this is a guy who's an NYU film student.
NYU film student and this is a heart take on citizen came.
I know citizen canes, most of them be the PS there, the recent, the stumps or whatever,
but what a citizen came in and a not a thing, not a thing. You know, I sat you with a whole fucking thing.
And I was like, all right, come on, man. Come on. This is overrated. It's overrated.
Citizen Kane is fucking overrated. Overrated. Well, it's a pretty high-tech.
He even missed a glaring opportunity to tag one of his own jokes. What's that?
Because every time I hear Rosebud, I think about my hemorrhoids.
Oh, I'm seeing. I'm gonna get the potato right in front of him over there.
Yeah, he's gonna be right in front of the fuck, man.
He fucked it up.
John at the hotel's citizen, Stain. Oh, I just think that, just the worst.
That's not possible.
A guy who went to film school claims to know so much
about movies was doing the whole Hollywood show for a while.
He's like, since it came not great.
So what?
Yeah, based on what can you follow that up with anything?
He was bored.
He didn't get a sherry one.
Yeah, he doesn't understand it.
That's what I come up with.
Based on 40 years of technological advancements. That's what it's based on. Yeah, he has no idea.
Yeah. There were no laser beams. Yeah. There was a assignment in school. So we didn't like it.
Doctor Strange wasn't even in it. Okay. Did you see the part though where he said
you cannot go to school to learn to be Steven Spielberg? Yes. I didn't see that part. Why did he go to
NYU?
Because yeah, you're bored with these abilities.
You can't teach someone out of these
Steven Spielberg and he went to NYU.
I know because I tried that.
Yeah, I took Spielberg 101 and I'm still a Spielberg zero.
So it did not work.
You proved to John.
You cannot go to school to learn how to do that stuff.
I love when John blanks on whatever word he's trying to use,
because he's really dumb and he doesn't know how to substitute in another word
or change the sentence structure or something to make it seem like he's not adult.
And then we would walk, sometimes run,
because sometimes things were,
this is ridiculous too.
This is a fatale land of him explaining
what his daily routine was at the tonight show.
Talking about, it's one of these people
who rarely has had a real job in their lives.
And then when they do, they're like,
and I had to get up at eight,
and then I had to be there at 10,
and then we had a meeting,
and then after the meeting, we would go to lunch, but then we had to be there at 10 and then we had a meeting and then after the meeting we would go to lunch but then we had to be back by 1245 because then J would
come in and then we would pitch it's like whatever you had a job we all fucking jobs
John it's not that impressive. He's that girl from TikTok you had the couple weeks ago
right and they wanted to do stuff at home. You gave us homework. You don't think he was the head writer with all the work he was talking about.
And then we wouldn't walk, sometimes run,
because sometimes things were, OK,
I don't know the word, but they were,
you know, when they take a while to go through the process
so we could have them on our, you know, have them party on our blanket now.
But on our screen so we can just click on them,
one, two, three, four, five.
I know what happened there, Carl.
What happened there?
So maybe he was a faulty Google Chrome.
Yeah.
I'm glad you grabbed that drop.
That's one of the toughest things
he's ever said out of a lot of dumb things,
a faulty Google Chrome.
I got the photo shot.
I can't believe it.
All right, before we talk about Revenge for Him,
this is just a hilarious clip.
John gets a phone call from a friend. The reason why I I guess the college because John had called him five days previous and this guy's finally calling him back
And he's so proud of it. He's he wants to rub it in my face that a friend called him on the phone
This is why I don't know that I need to have any commentary on this. This might be the most pathetic thing. I've ever seen in my life
This is all non-transformative.
It proves that college.
I know how I just fucking saw you killed me like five days ago.
Yeah, I'm coming out there in December.
I want to hang with you.
By the way, I'm doing my show so everyone can hear you.
I hope you're on month.
Not at all, brother.
Do you know something he talks on the phone he y'all. Yeah. He thinks that the person
that is the other room. Yeah. No, the microphone is right there in your phone. It's the thing
you're talking it to. You don't have to yell. He wants us to know that much harder that
he has a friend. Oh, no, he's very excited about this. Hey, this is my drummer, everybody.
Bruce, how many years have we been friends now?
Well John no one's ever asked you that before because that's pathetic
43 44 And you've been my drumman almost every fucking man. I ever had some size cool The new rush album 43 44
And you play it all your friends were number of my
Could you imagine having a conversation?
Like by the way, I'm on the out and I'm pretty cool, right? And you think I'm pretty cool
Science 58 58 years old and Bruce keeps saying my friend, my friend.
I'll bet that John texted him,
hey, you're gonna be on the air
make sure you say that.
Right.
And we're still friends, our families are friends.
I hang out at your house all the time
where your lovely wife Lynn isn't that correct.
That's correct.
Well good, Bruce, I'll be out this soon.
So let's all get together. You got it, bro.
Yeah, the one buddy tonight is my last night of work.
I'm fucking rejoinin' as the one thing on it.
Good, I'm smoke some weed!
Wow, look at those big intimidating arms.
Oh, no.
Hope I don't run into this guy and gave Coral.
Yeah.
Too late early to do the sky and cave coral
Imagine being the skies in neighbor
All right, let's smoke some weight. I thought I would give them retirement home
I'm calling you later pal
Everybody you see that's what happened. Oh Lady came up John doesn't have any friends. That's my friends. It's fucking high school. You dumb fuck
Actually, since junior high
Oh the snap way
And he's a fucking
New York's bravest
Firemen and he's has last day now he smoke weed scale
He got you Carl drug testing it now I think
Get these fucking
Okay, oh John doesn't have any friends
John doesn't have any friend and then right there boom
And then right there boom.
One of my best friends calls. We've known each other for 40 something fucking news.
See ladies and gentlemen, make no mistake.
Make no mistake.
This is the group I'm talking about.
We're all buddies.
Okay.
Okay. I don't know why this goes that way. We're all buddies. Okay.
I don't know why this goes that's why I can't take anymore.
I'm so embarrassed for him.
That's cool, man.
You're a friend.
It's pretty cool.
I'm saying the cool.
You seem like a cool group.
I go, he goes, I know this guy says,
junior high. Yeah, like when all of us have tons of friends,
because we go to school together every day,
or forced to be there.
Yeah, everyone has a ton of friends from high school at junior high.
It's not so.
He doesn't even know that his really good friend was retiring.
Yeah.
You would think that that would be a conversation that they would have.
They don't keep in contact.
Yeah, they haven't talked forever.
Basically, what's going on here is his friend probably lives in Florida and John's going
to Florida coming up soon.
So we called him to give him a heads up.
Hey, I want to come over and eat food that your wife makes for us.
Yeah.
Because this is what John does.
He invites himself to other people's houses,
because he does not cook or clean.
And I, okay, I got to get into this real quick before we talk about anything else,
because I was checking out, might have been potato soup.
I think it was actually.
Season to assist.
I was watching it.
I'm allowed to watch it.
You're gonna strike strike you Carl.
You guys, you had a brilliant observation.
John was talking about this vacuum cleaner.
He bought it target and he says he used it one time and it worked fine.
And then it didn't work anymore after that.
So he had to go return it.
Then a little later out in the show, he
let's it slip that he'd had the vacuum cleaner for months before he returned it.
And then he they were able to exchange it for another vacuum cleaner.
And he explains that that's still out in the car and he hasn't brought it in yet.
He lives with two cats and hasn't vacuumed his house in months.
And so when you watch him being all snottied and he's constantly dripping from his face and all this gushing out of him. It's probably black mold and
he's gander and tux.
Six plans most. Oh, sorts of shitties. They will not clean his place. They've got to be so
disgusting in that place. But you're forgetting the most important part of the story.
Yes, please. The manager was a black guy with Vidalago, because that was obviously the most important part of the story, because you have to...
Why? And you had a cool name. Why you pointed that out? Some people just can't tell an interesting story. Some people will just have to be boring.
Don't get it. I'll never get a cool name, Carl. I wish I could say it. It was so cool. I wish I could say it. It was so cool.
It was so cool.
It was so cool.
It was so cool.
It was so cool.
It was so cool.
It was so cool.
It was so cool.
It was so cool.
It was so cool.
It was so cool.
It was so cool. It was so cool.
It was so cool.
It was so cool.
It was so cool.
It was so cool.
It was so cool.
It was so cool.
It was so cool.
It was so cool.
It was so cool. It was so cool. It was your body. It's probably cutting down years off his life.
Face on what the filth that he's living in makes sense to me.
Okay. So John was on with Vince and they were talking about the fact that
they've been exchanging. It's confusing to me.
I forget who's giving who what's been said both ways. The nudes of my wife are being exchanged between
these gentlemen and John makes a threat here that I think is illegal. Pretty
sure. Oh, I did get the naked pictures of Carl's wife. You sent. Thank you. Those
were good. I don't think you should release them but I appreciate it oh I might I think you should no I might explain to you what all right I explained
you that you shouldn't but I mean well why if he's gonna fucking trash my kids why shouldn't I
release you know the pictures of his wife naked why not okay so I posted that video and I released the pictures of his wife naked. Why not? Okay. So I posted that video and I said,
I think threatening revenge porn
is probably against the terms of service on YouTube.
It's kind of shitty thing to say that you're gonna do
to somebody,
doing it is definitely illegal.
It's probably illegal.
It's probably not,
because it's illegal.
That's why I thought it's probably not a great idea.
And actually, even if you did have,
whether they're real or not,
if he thinks they're real,
nude photos of my wife and then sends them to somebody else,
that might be illegal.
So all of this is ridiculous,
and I made it very clear that it's not cool,
it's not a cool move.
This is an asshole who says,
why are we bringing family into this?
And then brings my family in in a way
that is very off-putting.
Very fucking weird.
And now he's claiming that it was a joke,
that it was satire.
He's claiming that this was satire.
But before he saw that,
what he did was illegal,
because I posted that on Twitter.
Before he saw that,
the next day he gets on and talks about these nude photos
of my wife that he's enjoying.
and talks about these nude photos of my wife that he's enjoying.
Surely his wife's crystals. The Chirba calls wife's news.
Did you beat off?
Ooh, that's one for the ages, isn't it?
Thank you, Vince.
It's now he's saying, Vince and him.
Oh, no.
See these gay.
Such a creep.
They were doing damage control on Vince's show today.
Oh, did they?
Oh, okay.
Well, let's watch the rest of us.
They'll tell me about that.
I'm not. Damn it.
No, no.
No.
Slamming beer cans and slapping lips.
Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about him.
Not him.
I'm gonna.
What a great show.
Look at he's still gloating. Jan, why are you beating up to my wife? This is monologue from his acting auditions. Well, this is the guy who gets so upset about
bringing family into things and and put a copyright
strike on Tuky's channel for just playing video of his kids.
I don't even make you one of his kids, but just playing the video of it.
And now he's talking about my wife and beating off to my wife and possibly posting these
photos.
So it feels to me like if you can do that and then say it's satire and that you were
joking, I should be able to talk about his adult transformer children, right?
I feel like we should have a whole Autobot episode on here because I'm really into the
Transformers. I don't know if you guys know that. Yeah.
Oh my God. I can talk about Optimus Prime all fucking day.
I love the Autobots. John created one.
I don't know if he funded it probably not because he's poor
But I can't wait to talk about the the Autobots and the maximum he could on go fund me
So what was the damage control they were doing today
Vint set it up and I don't think he got it right away because it took him a couple minutes to figure out what Vince was trying to say
You know, John I really love working with professional comedians like you that when I set you up with that joke
About the nude pictures you went right to it and you of course as a professional comedian to make the joke work
You said yes, thank you, you know if I wasn't working with a professional you would have said what pictures
But you as a professional comedian the the joke we had going, you were great. So in other words, precisely what Clay Dabler was doing
today on Twitter trying to say like, well, obviously it was a joke and they were doing improv and that was
a whole improv bit they were doing. You're telling me that even as Vince was setting him up for this, he still
wasn't getting it. Yeah, it took him a second, of course. It always takes him a second.
That is the beauty of our buddy, John.
All right.
That's enough stutgeo talk for today.
But for the record, let's not forget Vince, the lawyer was the first one to play those
videos.
Oh, that's a brilliant point.
And Vince doesn't have any problem just lying to John's face and John's so stupid that
if Vince is saying nice things about him, he'll let anything go. So the thing that John's all upset
about and it's up on Rumble, you can find that on Tuky's channel on Rumble is the speeches that we're
given as Susanners and Aaron's wedding that seem to be pretty damning to John as a father and husband and family member.
Just the things they were saying about.
And human.
Yeah.
And human recycling.
Yeah.
They've right.
No offense, too.
Okay.
Just the things they were saying about finally having a safe space.
And the mom finally being able to be who she is and live her life.
And all this crazy stuff.
Yeah.
Really great kids.
Really great family.
Yeah.
Even though they went through so many traumatic things,
it was inspiring, I dare say,
to see these speeches given by these fine adults.
Yes, I would agree.
So what we need John to do is being adult himself
and remove the strike that he has on Tuky's channel.
That's what we're asking for.
Yes.
Oh, yes, strikes and dumb fuck.
Sorry, I thought you were going to play some.
No, that's all I got.
I'm trying to move on.
Try to move on to the next segment.
And that next segment is Topoka Deb or just what you thought we were going to
stop talking about.
Instead of a job, we have everyone's favorite new game show.
So hopefully, too, he doesn't know.
I don't know this game feels like I've been doing it forever.
But it was a roll man episode two.
It's time for everyone's faith.
That was the other thing too.
So you got this logo for the wrong hand.
That's not even the head that has the broken
knuckle on it.
Jesus.
He goes stupid Vinnie.
He goes, he goes, he goes, at least get the details right.
That's the laugh.
You idiot.
At least get the details right.
Yeah.
And then he give us full credit for it.
Right?
One more.
All right.
Let's do this.
It's time for everyone's favorite new game show.
Topoke, a dabbler.
Are you ready? Topoke, a dabbler, and you?
You go out there and lie.
All right, where's the shirt? I know you're not going to fucking release a
retraction because you're coward.
Why do I know you're a coward?
Because you dress like a fucking potato, all right?
So, yeah, I don't expect you to issue a retraction, but now
you're trying to start to adversely affect my income.
How so?
Well, you start to tweet out on my YouTube members and shit.
Now, according to...
This guy...
Sorry, Carl. I know you hate seeing this.
Ah, it's so hurtful.
Act of violence.
So now, Carl, if you're gonna try and fucking do what Donald Trump does, like try and get
fear into people that support me.
And what you tried, is that what you're trying, you little potato,
is that what you're trying in Patrick?
And I don't know if that's your name.
That's what they said in his chat.
I didn't doxia.
Somebody else did.
But I don't get a fuck.
But Cardiff, Patrick, Lewinsky.
I don't care.
My name is John Melendez, Stuttering John Melendez.
Born October 4th, 1965.
Uh, birthplace.
Many all along on.
What?
Your mother's maiden name. Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, they didn't even your credit score, please.
Die at 18 hours from now.
At 620.
I don't fucking care.
They put my address to see it all the time.
You did.
I don't fucking care.
Grullapet, Cardiff.
Grullapet.
But don't start attacking people that support me.
Okay?
Because you assume that I dox you
That's called what did John say next?
Here are your choices
number one false allegations
be
unfounded
Next assume
for defamation, lastly projection, lastly two bread.
Okay, it's called bread.
All right, this is a top one.
You assume that I doxed you, That's called, I'm gonna say lastly projection.
Is it gonna be-
Not lastly two?
Not lastly two, Brian.
I'm gonna have lastly projection, Andy, what do you think?
It seems like the obvious one to me is defamation.
I'll go with that.
All right, Lucy tight box.
I was also gonna go with defamation for-
Two, two, fours, two Lucy tight backs. I was also gonna go with defamation for two key tight backs.
I gotta go with a zoom next.
Okay, a zoom would be the funniest one.
Not bread?
No bread, bread would be pretty ridiculous.
That's for sure.
I went with defamation for.
You get a lot of people saying defamation. All. Oh, why do people say in defamation?
All right. They put my address to here all the time. I don't fucking care.
Grow a pair, Cardiff. But don't start attacking people that support me. Okay?
Because you assume that I dox you. That's called a soon. Yeah, more than a soon, man. Damn it, a soon.
Damn it.
Awesome.
That's hilarious.
That's what I wanted it to be.
That's great.
That's what I wanted to be.
I didn't want to do that.
One day it will be bred.
Yeah, just remember.
Yeah, just remember.
Thank you.
The more you're making ass out of you and me, you know that one?
Yeah, we do.
So, Patrick, like I tweeted out, I know who you are.
I'm not even saying that that's your real name.
I never said I was going to dox you.
I just said, I know who you are.
Stop pushing me.
That's all.
That's not a threat to dox.
It means stop doxing me, stop harassing my people.
Now, I know that moonhead knows who you are. Dutch reporter weekends. You want me to, you know,
there's so many, I have so many legal things I could do right now against so many different people.
so many legal things I could do right now against so many different people.
Zero against zero.
Math teacher.
And I'm not sure if I'm going to proceed.
That's all for this time. You're broke.
Come back next time to find it if you can assume enough to poke a dapler.
Brought to you by subreddit surfing live Saturday, March the 9th,
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Get your tickets now at Carlsoncomedy.com.
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Good dog.
Carlsoncomedy.com. Sit Eugene Sit. Good dog.
All right, great game card if you've done it again, you actually found something I didn't know the answer to,
which is not easy these days because John has been extra entertaining with I'm saving my archives. Smart.
Polka Daveller. Very smart.
Appreciate that. Thanks for putting that game together.
As always, Lucy, type box. Thank you for coming over and presenting your shitty.
What was it? Health and wellness.
Yeah, podcast. So you brought in this is Stewart.
That is correct. And do you find him as dreamy as the people on TikTok?
No, I do not want to be a watermelon.
Okay, no.
Not your type.
No, okay.
I like long haired guys and not even a little bit
as he my type.
Okay, well, I'm grown it out.
Yeah.
It's in the dark with stage right now.
Ha ha ha.
Where can people find your show?
So you can find me at once over with Kaylee,
which is C-A-Y-L-E-Y, and tonight at 8 o'clock,
so in just about 45 minutes, my review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will finally be coming
out.
I did that with Mike the football grump from Just Giants Podcast.
And also this week I went over on Huesi Entertainment, and we talked about our five favorite Christmas
movies.
All right. Is that out yet? It is, I think. That's a good question. Why don't we go find out?
I want to see how Huzie interacts with you. I'll be a signal to say. We did our five worst
holiday movie, our five worst Christmas movies also. Okay. Pretty good stuff. Do you want to spoil
anything? What's the worst Christmas? No we're supposed to. Just give us one.
What's a bad one?
Worst home alone six.
Psh, okay.
Yeah, let's fucking see that.
Home sweet home alone.
Home alone six.
You can't just make out of movies and say they're bad.
Too good, is your little sister watch home alone six?
No, I had no idea there was a home alone six.
Why they keep leaving?
Is it the same kid? No. Still Macaulay Culkin? No, it's no idea there was a home alone six where they keep leaving is it the same kid? No
Still Macauley-Calkin?
No, it's a set-key. It's a multi-verse. It's a home alone multi-verse. It's a different kid.
I think the case would have to be home alone at this point.
I don't believe you anymore.
The whole movie is him drinking cores and jacking off.
Carl's wife.
Who we do suck.
And it's on Thanksgiving.
Oh, that's the other thing.
Real quick.
I know we're doing plots trying to move on.
But when John was doing his Thanksgiving show,
I don't think I pointed this out.
Maybe I did.
But he was talking about how he's
going to be getting together with his son later that day.
They're going to go get food or whatever.
But he also said on that show that he was getting together with his buddies from the Pickwick
pub, even though the Pickwick pub wasn't open that day, but they had found another place
to go.
John is such a loser.
The yesterday go out with his drinking buddies.
I'm thanks.
Give me day.
And his buddies are such losers that they also don't have family to hang out with.
Yeah. I'm going to go hang out with them.
Find the loser bar that's open for a loser.
It's gotta be a sad, pathetic place.
I used to do a lot of bartending on the holiday
as I used to bartend Christmas and Thanksgiving,
and oh my God, it was depressing.
I made a lot of money, but oh my God, it was depressing.
Depressing for everyone but you.
Yes.
That's what you're saying.
Yep, I had a great time.
Who the, what bar is open on Thanksgiving?
See, I don't know that.
Mick losers.
Chow means that.
Andy Q public.
Yeah.
You're doing the All Apologies podcast,
which you can see live on March 9th.
Yeah.
March 9th.
Comedy at the Carlson.
So I read it surfing live.
Today we released Tana Mojo.
We did a review of her apologizing for George Floyd being murdered, I think.
It was a apology.
She was very sorry that it happened.
We also had to cover the Matt Wright apology that everybody's covered, but...
It wasn't an apology, though, right?
Did he write you right? Did he?
Did he end up apologizing for that?
The tweet isn't apology.
Oh, because I thought he just said if anyone was there, he put a link to special needs
of it.
Yeah, yeah.
But he did something behind that.
No, no, that's pretty much it.
Sorry, I don't mean to spoil it.
I think covered it, that's sorry if I did.
No, I don't like Matt right, but I thought that was pretty funny.
Yep, that was pretty much our thoughts I did. No, I thought I don't like Matt right, but I thought that was pretty funny.
Yep, that was pretty much our thoughts on it too. Okay, good.
Tuky, what are you up to these days?
Well, tonight we will be doing a, uh, members only live stream, kind of talking about what's been going on the last week since, uh, Bidabler decided to play that video, which, it seems like a good idea this point got a lot of heat i got a lot more
twitter followers and subscribers and
a lot of people talking about it so it's been a lot more strikes
a lot more stride
uh... but i do speaking of apologies i do have to uh... give up an apology
i know you don't like this andy the truck guy
i do have to give
an apology to the mud shark Chad Zumak because I went off on him in an Instagram message because
I really thought that he was responsible for the second strike.
Yeah.
I am firmly, I am confirmed that it was not him.
I believe him and I just want to say Chad, Tookie, sorry, I love you more than a friend.
Now, you don't want to say Chad, Tookie, sorry. I love you more than a friend.
Now I went to be your man.
So you just believe that it wasn't him. You don't know for a fact to it actually was, right?
No, I don't.
But I Chad came back today and he he explained where he's been.
We'll be talking about that on the members only stream tonight.
Where has Chad, but no, what?
Uh, well, what happened was.
By a membership curl.
Yeah, that's a tea guy.
Why did that?
What are the, what are the, okay, tune in.
Chad has, Chad claimed that earlier in the week
on Thanksgiving, he was swatted on Tuesday.
That same day, his aunt and his cousin were also swatted.
So I saw the clip of him, you know, getting up again and then coming back
as a, oh man, I gotta go, oh, geez, I gotta go look so fake. He's already telling you
before. Yeah. You explain that. So they were spotted. They were spotted on Tuesday.
Okay. He said some other day during the week, someone banged on his window, his bedroom
window a few times and he just assumed it was some kid,
so he didn't think anything about it.
And then he says, that Thanksgiving stream,
someone banged on the door again,
which I don't remember hearing a bang, but whatever.
He went out, no one was there,
but there was a note on his door that said,
you are going to die.
No, Jesus Christ.
He did the touch it so bad. No, she's just crazy.
You need to touch it so bad.
You're older than a guy, maybe.
Maybe it's a diet.
Yeah.
He's like, oh God, this is fucked.
I'm so into the diet.
So anyway, I hate this fucking show.
Yeah, he called the cops, the cops came.
He got the footage of the guy on a neighbor's ring camera.
The cops are on this.
Cops asked if he had any enemies.
Because I saw so much time he got to.
Said he tried, said he did mention a potato.
He tried to explain the dabble verse best he could
but really I didn't do.
But apparently he did tell them there is some guys and there is a potato.
I know he said potato when he was said he was talking to the cops, but you know,
I wish I didn't, you know, that this was a complete lie.
So that I could hope that this footage wouldn't show up.
And we could watch that.
If that was real, that would be funny, but it's obviously a lie.
I would believe that. He mentioned the potato That would be funny, but it's obviously a lie.
I would blink at it.
He mentioned the potato.
They made him blow in a bag.
You're like, sir, he's like, wait, I called you.
There's those Thanksgiving and he said,
look for the 911 call.
There is a 911, because Chad said he doesn't know the local
police station number.
So we call 911 for a note left on his door.
And that's when the cops came.
So he said, there is a 911 call and you guys are all detectives and you'll find it.
He's right.
If it's out there, look, someone I guess will find it.
I don't know.
And he loves the loser can call 9-1-1 and Thanksgiving.
Hey, guys.
How's he going over there?
So he was, uh, he was told to kind of stay low, People low profile for a little bit. So he did a MLC today.
Nothing but sense.
Well, you know that uh,
Chadlays to follow the rules of the police are like, well, don't do your podcast for a few days.
He's like, you got it, officer.
No problem.
Doesn't make fucking sense.
Yeah.
Kurt, do you believe this story at all?
Uh, I believe that he opened his door.
Yeah, I think that's about that.
At some point I think it is.
Yes.
That part is that part checks out.
Hoping somebody was out there to keep him company.
It's so annoying because if something bad happened to Chad, I would never believe it.
Even if I saw a footage of it, I'd be like, no, that's obviously doctored.
There's nothing that he could say that I would ever believe.
He just, everything he says that happened to his life has made up. He's the boy who cried wolf. Yeah,
it's it's fucking annoying that he's still doing this shit. It doesn't work anymore.
Hopefully, I don't know. It doesn't work on me. But all right, cool. Uh, Karin, if what do you
have to do these days? Uh, potato soup on Sunday night. I will be adding. I'm just letting you know,
John started 45 or 25 minutes late today. Okay. But I've already added in the second screen. I will be adding, I'm just letting you know, John started 45 or 25 minutes late
today. But I've already added in the second screen I have already added two names to my
list. Oh, God, I'm coming for you. You will be added to the shameful list. Stop threatening
down. You're threatening these people. I will be shaming you for being a member of Stuttering
John Unblocked Unstked Tookie. That's all
I'm promoting.
Add your name to the list of my enemies.
And subreddit surfing should be back Monday. Vinnie is on the mend.
Yes, I talked to Vinnie today.
I talked to Vinnie today.
Yes, I talked to Vinnie today. He was doing much better, but sounds like things were not
going well this past weekend for him.
It's having a tough go at it, but he'll he'll be back.
I was going to say better than ever, but that's not great.
It's not what I'll be back is the point.
All right, well, he told me he didn't eat for a whole day.
I knew.
I think this is really wrong.
Well, I want to thank obviously Andy and I want to thank Lucy, producer Chris, that's
so much.
Tuky, Cardiff Electric, you guys are all awesome for showing up.
And if you can hang around, hang around, we're going to do some voice mail.
Our new girl was here.
Tuky's girlfriend Annie, but she looks.
I guess she must have.
And maybe there's something in the private chat
that she let me know.
But please, Jordan's gonna get next time.
It might be the episode we found out once for all.
Who are these podcasts?
Sleep well, everybody.
Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio.
And now the show is called right now.
Mm, okay.
Great show.
Good job, everybody.
Great job, everyone.
All right, she did set us a little note. It turns out that Annie's not feeling well.
So she had to go and lay down and
probably for the better as I was talking about John's transformer kids. All right, let's check out. What's going on with the voice mails?
This one is for Paco.
Hey, Carl. So I heard Paco was talking to you about me and you know he might be right
I might be gay, a summer and a furry but unlike him I'm very old Mexican something he will
never be no matter how hard he tries that fucking Chicano.
No, I'm saying fool, no, I'm saying, no, I'm saying, kind of fuck himself.
Oh, for Carl, stop being such a dick to Lucy.
You know, she's nice.
Anyways, love you. Bye.
Love you too, real Mexican listener.
Take that Paco shot, fire right there.
The other first Paco impression.
I also think we should really listen to him very much.
I'll stop it.
I've already forgot what you said.
Yes, Turgut.
I have to run, but I have a bit of breaking news.
Oh, yes, please.
I am blocked by this person, but apparently someone has sent me a screenshot.
Opie radio podcast just put out a tweet,
says, unblocking all dabble versus people tonight only.
Let me know who needs to be unblocked.
I think shout out to the dabble verse tonight.
All welcome. You
might want to watch this space. So maybe John was right when he said that Opie's joined
the dabble verse because I'm on the money you can make. Open one. Yeah. You know what?
That's a good idea. So when I was like Opie to just latch on to something that's currently
popular. So strange. So I was looking up Opie's Twitter today to grab those screenshots.
I played earlier and I was shocked to see that I was blocked by Opie. So something's going on.
All right. We'll check the look for that. That too. He thinks for that's up.
Busy Wednesday. All right. Thank you guys. And also, Tookie Soup will be back this Saturday morning
to replace me. Davenon Live this week. Very good. That's exciting. I love you all more than a friend.
Yeah.
All right.
TJ from Texas is our Spanish listener.
And I guess there's been a lot of controversy over John Spanish and how he's pronouncing
words or the words he's using.
Hey Carl, hey Chris, this is TJ from Texas and I'm the only Spaniard listener.
Dude, what's with all these fucking Mexican listeners all of a sudden?
What is this fucking home depot or something?
Also, I was a guy that called in about the duet is Nipera, a shit John was saying.
Yeah.
I know some Mexicans say that Perra is the same thing as Bhuta, but I mean, it sounds much better.
I should know, I speak the authentic Spanish,
not the both-led version like these people speak.
Also, I offer a volunteer as your WATP correspondent
in your new future if you really want.
To the near Paco, because there are
other really good Spanish speaking people over here
and WATP, but yeah.
How does that Spanish?
Anyways, love your car, the Giddocris and Andy's okay.
Also, really.
Thanks.
Who's like this chick?
I don't forget, but she has good boots.
Perfect timing.
Give me back.
Kindie.
What's your name?
I love it.
Thank you very much for the call.
Carl.
I'm wondering if you've ever seen Gary from San Diego in person.
You know what he looks like.
You don't have to confirm or deny if he looks like what I picture a mess.
I don't want to ruin the illusion.
But I imagine he just looks like Wilford Brimley and just sounds like Winnie the Pooh.
Anyway, shout out to Paco.
Don't come to back.
Paco got in a shot out of it.
Yeah.
I have not seen Gary in San Diego.
If anyone has seen him, it's carnival electric
No, I only talked to Judy. You've talked to Judy on the phone. I have Gary's phone number
Two we call me on the fuck
We all Gary's phone number. I have his first name. I know he lives
Face time him right now
I don't relive Facetime him right now
Guys every now and again a celebrity call is it and I always get excited because celebrity is listening to whtp
This is a phenomenon. It's been going on for years and it's continuing
Hey, this is Connor McGregor colon. I have something to say about this wannabe Irish fuck Tom
I really don't even know his fucking name well if he
wants to hang around with us Irish I better see him burning some buses and really proving
himself to us you hear me you hear me Tom Myers that's right you might need to change
your name too you fuck don't call me Carl. I would say too soon but kind of a
grigger with no better than I do so that's fine I didn't know you're talking about
Tom Byers that I was going to Husey. Yeah so that was where I was. Yeah. Tom Byers go for a
Scottish thing but thanks for the call Connor hopefully we're boys. You know Karl I know that you
you're doing a real good job I mean you, you're like evolving your podcast, you got real ads, you got all sorts of jazz,
you're famous.
You got a lot going on.
But these fucking Spotify ads are imbarable, man.
I know that they're like, you know, based on my profile and what I search for.
But it's like, hey, can you feel the excitement on campus?
You're a fucking retard and little college kid.
You just buy some gum.
Oh my god, M&Ms.
It's exciting to be in class again.
It's just so unbearable.
It's patronizing.
Can we get some ads from men that are not in college anymore,
that are professionals?
All right, thank you, Carl.
Don't play this one.
That's funny because when I hear the dynamic lean
started ads into the show, they're always geared towards met.
So I feel like that's a you-proffable.
As I think you pointed out during that call,
I'm gonna have a lot of ads for I'm an happens. Yeah. I happen to look at a bicem gum.
I'm in the market. I've been saving. All right guys this is the perfect voicemail.
Anyone out there we've heard complaints. You never put my vo mails. I don't get on. You want to get on? This is how to do it.
Carle, you fucking think. To the point. Quick. I understand what he's saying.
It was a beginning. That's right. We've all heard something.
Accuracy is there. All right. Gary and San Diego is a thorough
Thanksgiving report for us. Hey, Carle, Gary and San Diego is a thorough Thanksgiving report for us. Hey Carl, Gary and San Diego.
Well, leaking up to Thanksgiving, John kept saying that he's going to spend Thanksgiving
with Oscar.
They're going to go out for a good dinner somewhere, then go to a movie.
So I'm thinking, who could great?
After the day after Thanksgiving, I him hope he's given the report.
Well after Thanksgiving's giving,
Holly said was he was at some pub
with one of his correspondence.
I forget the guy's name, Karen maybe.
And he spent Thanksgiving at a pub with his friend of his.
Yeah, it's nice.
You should've thing about Oscar.
What if I'm spending the family?
Isn't that what Thanksgiving's for?
Come on, John, get with it.
You lost your family.
You lost them.
You couldn't even go over for some dessert.
Anyway, that's it.
Carl, rock and roll.
Oh, wow.
There was a touching.
Well, no.
Just you, there's no one else.
Yeah, I think Thanksgiving is for family.
Could have gone over for at least some pie.
And I think the Gary's concerned about him.
It's touching.
Here, I thought Gary didn't like John, but.
It's also about football.
He's the last we forget.
It used to be.
It used to be football. He's the last we forget. It used to be. It used to be football.
Carl. Guys, have you noticed there's a lot of Gary impersonators? Yes.
Carl, I get to the show.
Hey Carl, where's my every from when the ammo? I was called about the Boba Boba.
I'm so fucking sick of Gary and Jerry and Barry and Larry and Harry and all their fucking cousins calling with the same stupid fucking fit
Thanks you
You're probably not the only one
Probably got a load of that someone in the sub subreddit, a big, long comment in the
style of Gary, which I thought was hilarious. I didn't say what it was, but you could
tell it was him. Probably won't make the news if it was long. Nope. Unfortunately.
There it is. Hi, Carl. I just wanted to let you know that my two and a half year old son is a huge isotope span.
He likes fireworks back free, but his favorite one is pick your brains.
He dances a lot when he listens to that one.
So anyways, do you like to know?
Don't call me back.
Oh, so what's your son's name?
I'll sing him happy birthday
This is coming in from your your favorite band the isotopes happy birthday
I'm gonna sing his favorite isotope so okay, yeah
Boy I can't be like I this phone call
The refs from the bills game and Philadelphia copied to the shell hey this is uh all the referees from that build eagle game
just calling to let you know that we're all just huge stuttering John's fans
and uh you won't stop talking about kids but we just had to
had to make you guys lose that game. I knew it. You know call me back and uh
suck an Elliott. Okay real on the MVP. Go bird! Fuck you Carl!
Okay, that was not a well-efficient match. I could tell you that.
That was rough. Alright, there's a guy, uh, oh wait, we played that one. That was the guy in
Belfast who sang us the song. We're past that. Yeah, I've really upset with someone.
It's not gonna name names, but you know,
what's that burger restaurant? There's a hamburger restaurant called Carl's Jr.
Hamburger's Carl's Jr. Hamburger's. Yeah, you know, not going to name names though.
Don't call me back. Oh my God. People have been asking about Hell Sparks. Now, and John's
going, I didn't say Hell Sparks. I was just talking about that movie, Shell Hell, he's so stupid. And Las Vegas. And he made it very obvious what he was talking
about. I just like know to play Van Halen covers. I didn't say anything about Hell Sparks, you know
that. I forgot about that. Oh my gosh, one of my favorite colors. Doesn't come in very often,
maybe that's why I was one of my favorites. Me?
No, this is not you, Cardiff.
Slowpoke Paco calling in,
weighing in on the tortilla debates.
We've been having a good.
Yeah, I know.
Been waiting for this call.
A cow is slowpoke Paco.
I just wanted to say coin tortilla is the real Mexican tortilla.
Don't let that and they allia is the real Mexican tortilla.
Don't let that in there, or say otherwise, flower tortilla.
No, Quentortia.
Bye.
Bye.
Quentortia is our the real Mexican tortillas,
because they stink.
I've missed all the tortilla talk.
A flower tortilla, you might as well just be eating a hamburger right
Wait, what okay hamburger delicious bread yeah
So go to Carl's junior to get a hamburger if that's what you want
Cory tortilla's only yeah, I'm like one double cheese taco, please guys
I need everyone to settle down and calm down. We have a
Really big deal collar calling it right now
BpG
That's what are your sims Lucy band practice guy might be my favorite of the sims right now.
All right.
He always says hi.
Yeah, he likes you.
I noticed I was going to ask Tuky about his jack-a-letter,
and it wasn't up today.
The Ban practice guy made, I have a Tuky jack-a-letter myself.
Do you have a card if one card if?
No.
Ha ha ha.
Ban practice guy forgot where he came from.
Ha ha ha.
I didn't. Just a potato with a candle in it.
Alright, deluxe from the left ghost coming in.
Carl, deluxe on the left ghost.
Obviously we were buddies in everything, but I gotta tell ya.
I see what's going on.
We all see your frosted KIP.
Motherfucker.
You know I'm trying to bang candy. You're trying to bang her. We all see your frosted tips motherfucker
You know I'm trying to bank in me. You're trying to banger. I turn on the show. I see your goddamn frosted tips
Leave some pussy for the people that are not celebrities going forward
We know you met Jen with your folk and frosted kit move later
All right, they did get me a hand job during the show that we just did.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I mean, I don't have frosted tips.
I'm there you came from Alberta called it and asked whatever happened to DG.
Maybe Cardiff knows about this.
What happened to DG?
I know he got a job and had a move and maybe he was on something recently.
And there was a there's a big there's a big trend I'm noticing.
And I've listened to it.
Now that I'm going to say this, you're going to hear it from John all the time.
DG was calling everyone lame.
On some show he was on recently.
John is using lame a lot lately as well.
He laughs on these words.
It's great.
Yeah, it's becoming a thing.
I don't know.
He just hasn't been around as much, but he's still out there.
Okay.
Still fighting double story.
Well, K.A. from Alberta. Why do you care still out there. Okay. Still fighting double story. Well, K.
And from Alberta, why do you care?
DG is nothing. He's so boring.
He adds nothing to any conversation. Good riddance.
Oh, this is an interesting observation right here.
Producer Chris laughs like a Dracula.
And I think that is pretty cool.
You laugh like a Dracula.
I have a few different laughs, but that's one of them.
Yeah. I just like the idea like Dracula's just one vampire right?
And you can't be like all Dracula you laugh like Dracula. That's so unrelthewed say
All right, hey Carl. It's Eddie from Portland. I'm calling about the
Carl disc parody song. Yes, dude. You you gotta check out where that original song comes from.
It's an album by MS Doom and Danger Mouse, I think, called Danger Doom.
It was like published under the Adult Swim music label and it's all rapping about fucking
old adult swim shows and shit.
It's rad.
And you gotta check out the song aqua
team hunger for us it's sweet don't call me back fuck you all right we'll do let's let's check out uh
i know this mf doom he speaks
well we're in food where you going this i'm rockin' Yeah, no, no, I see that
What, four?
Mama
I'm dying
I'm just gonna start about just a little harder
Kicksin' a little harder
Missy and charred, speaking of what you're hoon
Voice-offs, quickie like they tuned it up
But you're two, a chunk of burnt up wood
Which is rude, get your cool
See if they can't get past the stand through the stool
It's stank like a septic tank full of big poo
Mostly only turned into a fraco or a igloo
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I really never fought with you.
It's working together.
And just as I've now that I'm calm and I've tried to apologize to you sleep probably too much.
I am available.
Have you guys seen what our boy showed up a lonely flat showed up a lonely factor. Yeah, what
a lonely factory is doing right now Joey sees got bars on that. Yeah, I know. So
a lonely factory is now creating Seinfeld starring Carl. So Carl locks into Seinfeld's apartment.
Against Kramer. It's so fun. At least the crackin.
At least the crackin.
Anyway, that's a lot of fun.
Man, I should have played it, but I don't have a prop,
so I'm not going to.
All right, guys, we're going to call it.
Oh, I didn't do a teaser.
Did I?
I forgot the teaser.
Long teaser.
Long teaser.
Long teaser.
Long teaser.
Long teaser.
Long teaser.
Long teaser.
Long teaser. Long teaser. All right, Saturday, I'm going to be in our Florida studios as will trucker Andy.
And so I think we're going to do.
I have the audio of when Senator John, I'm at a show and talk shit about Howard.
And of course, I have Howard responding to that.
So I think we're gonna put together a whole package
going through that saga.
And Curtis looking like I'm scooping him again,
or maybe he's already done this.
No, I was gonna do the Adam Corolla one at some point,
but I keep putting it off, so it's all yours.
Sweet, I know that it's hard to do old John stuff right now
because he's just putting out ridiculous bull crap
every single day, but I thought that'd be a fun thing
I could put together on the plane. I mean, I don't mind putting on old John stuff when he's making jokes at the expense of his transgender children
or talking about his his sister-in-law and his nephew that aren't supportive. Those kind of things are okay. Yeah, apparently
Apparently John was on with
Adam's ex-wife for crying out loud as the name of the show.
And this was years ago and people told me he has some negative things to say about his trans son.
Yeah, she even started that episode, Trashing Adam Corolla with Adam Corolla's ex-wife.
At the time, he's still his wife. Yes.
It's fucking idiots. Such a moron.
So anyway, a lot of fun things to check out.
No one talks more shit about John's kids than John.
What's always remember that as much as John pretends
that we all make fun of his kids, we do not.
John is the one and Patrick,
aren't the people who are making fun of John's kids?
Okay, so anyway, that's what we're doing this Saturday.
Should be a lot of fun.
Please tune in for that W-A-T-P.
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Stupid fucking rattle my point!
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Hey, I will watch it Corley.
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