Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep469 - Howard Stern vs. Stuttering John
Episode Date: December 3, 2023We’re taking a page from Why Are You Laughing as we research the history of the falling out between Howard Stern and Stuttering John Melendez. John left for the Tonight Show but that’s not why How...ard now dislikes John. Because he can’t help it, John bashed Howard when he was on Adam Carolla’s show for being cheap. It was completely unnecessary but Stuttering John’s motto is ABB - always be bashing. As we see, this is a pattern in John’s life as Hal Sparks can tell you. Andy Q. Public and I are down in our WATP South studio to break down how Fred, Ralph, Tim Sabean, Robin, and Gary really feel about John. Turns out John was the original “dues payer.” After that we have some music from Jerry Banfield and two amazing submissions for our holiday song parody contest. Then Missy B joins the show to discuss the most interesting day ever in the Dabbleverse. Opie was going to go on Point Dabblepoint to lay into Stuttering John but then he completely Opie’d it up. Opie could have actually had an audience but he refuses to go on PDP or MLC and would rather broadcast on his channel to 70 people. This could have been a Dabbleverse redemption for Opie but he failed miserably. Also, Stuttering John made up a weird story about Anthony Cumia calling him and we have have Ant’s response to that. https://www.instagram.com/allapologiespodcast https://onlyfans.com/maribethrosie Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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We'll be talking about the falling out between Howard Stern and Southern John Melendez and after that
Yesterday was one of the craziest days ever in the dabble verse
Yesterday was one of the craziest days ever in the dabble verse. Opie entered the dabble verse, KBs in the dabble verse.
So we'll be talking about that.
We'll be getting into it.
It should be very interesting, but I want to start off, Andy.
We're down in Florida right now.
And so yesterday was a travel day for us, which was a crazy day to be traveling with everything that was going on.
But it gave me a chance to dig into,
while I was on the plane,
Howard Stern, after Southern John had left the show,
he left on good terms.
And Howard Stern was giving him some good nature
to ribbing from here and there
about what he was doing on this tonight show.
But they were so friendly,
Beth and Susanna are still friends.
They would still get together from time to time.
And there was an issue that came up a couple of years after John left the show.
He had an article come out in the Arizona Republic. And it's because he was in
Phoenix or something promoting a stand-up gig or whatever that he was doing. And so
Howard saw this article talking about great is to work at the tonight's show.
And Howard read all of this,
read into this all that it was like bashing,
working for Howard, and now great is working for a Leno.
And so Howard was kind of reacting to this article,
but I'll tell you this, though, Andy,
this is what's really interesting about this journey,
because we're gonna fast forward a little bit
to when John went on the Animal Crower radio show in 2008 to promote his movie One Too Many.
So at this time, we're talking about 2006, probably, at this time, how would it still not
angry with John Perse?
He's mad at Leno.
Howard and Leno had a big falling out over all of this, but he's not concerned with what
John is saying.
And this actually sticks up for John, which is very interesting.
But I pulled some, you know, Gary, him and John have a interesting past.
Fred does not like John.
Ralph we're going to hear come on.
He is not a John fan.
Rob, and his back and forth on it.
So you're going to hear a lot of different opinions here.
And I love what Gary says on this clip.
All the guys are coming to tell me stuff,
because they're all afraid to say it to someone.
But John's rap used to be that he paid his dues
because he spent all those hours
waiting outside of celebrity interviews.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, after all the questions we wrote down for him.
John's rap used to be that he paid his dues.
Really?
What say you, dues pay?
We have a second dues payah, apparently.
So they were talking about how John acts like he had
this really big career on the Howard Stern show
and Howard's going, well, I mean, look at,
he answered the phones, he didn't work full time.
It wasn't a full time job.
He came in, answered the phones and he left.
And yeah, we had him do celebrity interviews.
And John thinks that because he had a weight
around for these celebrities that made it,
you know, a full time job.
He was so busy with the Howard Sternchukas.
What you're gonna hear in a lot of this
is the fact that John continually complains
about what his pay was.
And Howard says over and over again,
this is not supposed to be a full-time job.
You came in as an intern, we didn't pay you anything
and then we found a job for you,
we gave you a little bit of money,
but you were not supposed to be doing this full-time.
This is just a morning show
and if you wanna be here great, if you don't,
if you can make more money somewhere else,
go somewhere else and make more money.
Yeah, I had to do something that I didn't enjoy doing.
I wouldn't normally do this in my everyday life, so work was hard.
That's why you get paid to do it.
We're doing shit that nobody else wants to do.
And that's the thing that John, he does not understand this.
When you start somewhere as an intern and they're paying you zero, they're not going to respect
your time.
You're never going to do a place where they're just like, well, says Southern John guy's invaluable. We have
to pay him whatever he wants because we can't let him go. It's like, no, no, no,
he was there as an intern. We paid him nothing. Grille, same thing. The way that
you get ahead in whatever industry you're in, whether it's radio or just show
business in general, is you kind of have to, you know, you get your start and
then you have to jump around
and build your career.
And John thought he was just,
and we're gonna get into this.
Howard gave him a lot of opportunities.
He got his own radio show on K-Rock.
He got a lot of different opportunities to do things
to further his career that he failed at.
But the point is, you don't just get hired
from an internship and then all of a sudden
you're making as much money as the host,
or $2 million a year.
It doesn't work that way.
Yeah, you have to prove that you're a value added.
Right.
And then be successful at the opportunities that are presented to you,
not squander them and be a miserable failure.
Well, he did just the opposite.
So John is talking about, during in this article, he did just the opposite. So John is talking about during in this article
he's being interviewed. He's talking about how the tonight show was great. It's not a
toxic work environment like his previous employer. And Gary rightfully points out that
John was the problem. He was the reason why it was a toxic work environment. And then
there's, you know, everybody else that tonight show is wonderful. There's a lot of angst around here apparently he didn't really enjoy it
you know Gary made a great point about that
like John goes there was a lot of angst around here you know now it's such a
nice environment at the tonight show yeah the only guy creating angst was
John John love he created actually listen he's to ride me about being
pussy whipped and you know being it you know he would goof on already inantly, and he would make fun of everybody. And then when you turn the
tables back on him, you get all bummed out, but he created most of the angst on the show.
So John was the shister. He says that himself. And he's like, man, there's a lot of angst
working on the Howard Stern show. Yeah, because of you, asshole. You're the one channel
telling on everyone and talking about how that was jack you ass, right? He had seven
beers at the Yankees game
And oh, I just saw Gary fell asleep on the job
He's going around telling on every one of these like cheese. I don't know about working for the house search show
Let's guys are jerks over there. Yeah, what's that's all? Yeah, there's a lot of things that we're gonna find out as we
Play these clips. What's fascinating about this is that nothing has changed. When we think about
the transformation of John, I'm talking about John, not his children, the transformation
of John over these past few years as we've been scrutinizing him. He's changed a lot in his
appearance the way he talks. There's a lot of things that have changed, but his general attitude
and demeanor has not. He's always been this guy. And for all the things that we changed, but his general attitude and demeanor has not.
He's always been this guy.
And for all the things that we talk about, where John's kind of an asshole and
difficult to deal with, we're going to see that this was always true,
going back to 1988, when they hired him as an intern.
So after this, they talk about how Howard still hangs out with John because Beth and Susanna
are friends.
And that's really, and Howard even says he goes, listen, I used to hang out with John,
but it's only because Beth and Susanna, like, he'd come over to the house.
If we had a lot of people over to the house, they'd be invited along with everyone.
And maybe we went out for dinner every now and again, because the women would coordinate
stuff like that. Howard paints this picture that it wasn't really Howard
and John having a friendship,
which I thought was interesting.
Because Howard explains when John tries to call him,
Howard's not returning his phone calls.
He happened to be invading for a same way.
He never came over to me.
He's very cold and you never returned his call.
Oh, wait, and let me ask you something.
How many times have you heard John say the whole time
he was working here, he called me and I didn't return his call?
A million times.
Exactly.
When do I sit and return John Melendez's calls?
All right, I'm not really looking to hang with John Melendez.
And this is, again, let me just point out,
the overarching theme of this is that he does never problem
with John at this point in time.
And he's going, I don't want to hang out with the fucking guy.
I'm not, we're not friends.
Yeah.
As long as John's not making himself a problem.
Right.
But that flies in the face of everything that John ever says about this, this phase of his
relationship with Howard where they're getting out of the hamptons
and getting high and hammered
and having a great time.
We went together.
We worked out.
I went at something in his house.
I know.
This is going to be me,
ten years from now.
I used to come down to W-H-T-P-South
and there was so much
scatological sex was had. This is the only room,
the wall behind me that's not covered in
PC's, I know all the dirty butt
sex that I've had here.
It's pretty crazy, but I will point out
our wives are friends.
That's the only reason why Andy's
are now.
I'm just saying that I'm putting it out there now.
So 10 years or not, I can back.
I was never friends with Trucker Andy.
I'll dare you,
even to apply that.
So this is kind of fun, because how would it explain
that John's creating this controversy in this article
where he's talking about issues with this thing
and that thing, and there's a reason why John does that.
Listen, a narcissist wants to think people
have problems with them because
then people are involved in thinking about him. I don't spend the minute thinking about John.
Even back that, we're going back 20 years and Howard's going, this guy's a narcissist.
He thinks that everyone is consumed with him or not. We don't give a fuck. He left the show.
And Howard even says, multiple times, he goes, I was happy for him. I wished him well,
But I already even says, multiple times, he goes, I was happy for him. I wished him well, the show's doing fine.
We don't worry about him leaving or whatever.
It's great.
I'm glad he got a better opportunity.
But John likes to make it seem like, and he even says this, well, when I left, they
couldn't replace me.
They had to get both sale and Richard.
It's like, sell and Richard do very different things than what you did on that show.
They don't answer the phone.
Well, was it correct me if I'm wrong?
Was it Jason Kaplan, who was the other guy
that was always running around, like squealing
and the people in the bathroom?
After John left, he kind of took on that role, yes.
That was after John, where do they ever
are together at the same time?
I think so.
I think so, but Jason Kaplan got a much bigger role
when they moved to serious. Right think so. I think so, but Jesus Kaplan got a much bigger role when they moved to serious.
Right. Okay. But so it's not like, I don't know, that John invented this culture of,
no, how are it just like really problems? Right. Howard brilliantly, it was like reality TV.
I guess, I mean, I'm not saying that he invented this on radio or anything like that, but he made
you interested in all the ancillary characters on that show.
People that you would not give a fuck about Scott the engineer, you know, just a nothing
of a person.
And, you know, all the sudden, we're doing a whole two weeks about Scott the engineer
and what a loser he is.
And we're all captivated by it.
Like, why would anyone care about?
He was great at that.
So now we're going to
get Ralph Sarilla calling in because he wants to weigh in on a setter he john. He break
out that very nice life out of it. That's right. And you think on some level he should be
grateful but he's not because he thinks he's so special he would be there anyway without
you. No, he does. He's delusional. So Howard points out that John is delusional and
I love that Ralph again 20 years ago was saying that John is delusional. And I love that Ralph, again, 20 years ago,
was saying that John thinks he would have made it
in show business with or without Howard Stern,
because he's delusional.
He doesn't understand.
And John has said that himself.
So yes, Ralph is spot on with that,
and nothing can be further from the truth.
He got hired as an intern because he stutters.
Yeah, I mean, if that was the case,
why are you inserting all of these celebrity friends
of Howard into your music video?
Like, these people would never appear in anything that you did solo without your relationship
down.
You don't think that sting is just calling up John Hake.
I do a cameo and something you're up to.
I'm just born.
I'm like a restricted do.
Yeah, I don't care.
I was listening to his album.
Every song is a rip off of another, like, this is the Sound Garden rip off song.
This is the STP rip off song.
This is the Blind Melon rip off song.
They're all just aping other, more popular things.
And I-
Yeah, after we get done with the books on Patreon, we get done with John's book, which we have
one more episode to go
I want to get into his first album
I want to start breaking our down is more than one. He's three albums
But there's only one yeah, there's only one on the major label though the so I see
so during john is on Atlantic records and
Spoiler they're gonna point out later in these clips that I have that if John was such a scary talent
Why isn't he a rock star? He did get an album on a major label if he's really good
He could have turned into a career in music
Right so obviously I did not work out so now we're fast forward to the rap up show after this show
So they comment on the article, now the wrap up show,
Fred Norris makes an appearance,
he doesn't normally make appearances on the wrap up show,
but that's when Fred actually talks.
So it was good to hear him on here.
This is where everybody is wrong.
I do not hate, I will go on record,
I do not hate Stuttering John, however,
I do feel that everybody's romancing his past,
everybody forgets what it was.
I'm not.
What a little dick he was.
I'm not. It's funny, because i was just talking to jason cablin about
that
and uh... because i was in there talking to sound blah blah blah and i was
trying to make up with him from the asses of listen i know i said you're like
stirring john but you're not like starting john is like you're funny
starting john is not anyway
so it can be funny a time when
name one time is not starting when is he funny with the interview is he did
were great even though you wrote them questions for me. Yeah, I love it.
First like name one time he was funny when he wasn't stuttering Gary goes well the interview
today's like I wrote those that's why they were funny. So I love Fred there. He's really
just speaking the truth. Yeah, John was not a funny guy. He never was.
They made him funny.
Okay.
Multiple conversations of Howard explaining to John
that he's not funny.
Oh yeah, we've documented that before,
but that's also Fred saying it.
So this is nuts right here.
And this is, you won't be surprised by this at all
because of what we know about
Suthering John Melendez here in 2023.
Let's go back to Suthering John Melendez in the 90s.
What was John doing?
He was abusing any amount of power that he had.
And I don't even think Howard knew about this.
Sal was telling me, you know, John was the keeper
of the gate on the phones.
What will the phone screener?
Sal told me that he called in one time
and he said something negative about John or
not even that negative but John took it as negative he put Sal on two weeks
probation now taking your phone call for two weeks Mary and from Brooklyn told me
the same thing so yeah these regular callers calling into the stern show they say
something negative about John he says putting them on the air how petty how
petty can you possibly get do how thin skinned is he he's got other people know
all know you don't talk shit about me.
Then I won't watch you through.
What a pussy.
He hasn't changed a single bit.
No, has he?
No, I wasn't surprised by anything I heard.
But I did light up in my seat.
That wasn't this, oh my god, yeah.
This is the John I know, too.
It makes perfect sense.
Okay, so now fast forward a couple of years after this.
John goes on the Adam Corolla radio show
and he's promoting his movie,
and Tahiti Village, which we'll talk about.
John has always got some kind of scam going,
some kind of angle he's working.
We'll get into that, but how it's pissed at John at this point.
Because in this interview,
and Adam was leading him in this direction,
which is brilliant by Adam Corolla, as you know,
I'm a fan of Adam Corolla,
and Adam actually was offered Artie's job.
Adam has been on the Howard Stern Show many times.
He sat in for weeks at a time before,
when they were looking for someone to replace Jackie,
and Adam was there's you know they decided
to show it. Yeah, they decided he was the guy. The thing with Adam is that he is a host.
He host his own morning radio show in LA and other markets. So he didn't want that gig.
But anyway, Howard's pest.
Nobody played me an interview that Stuttering John gave on the Adam Corolla show and I had I used to have no beef with Stuttering John
I think he's a fucking asshole
What happened there? He could stay a fucking way from me a mile away
Hello, hi, he's a douchebag. So he's on Adam's show complaining about how poorly I treated him didn't give any money
I'm like in a douchebag
You're lucky you had a first job in radio through me. This is the thing. And Howard really drives this point home. But John has no gratitude.
John thinks that everyone owes him shit. And so rather than look at it and say,
listen, I'm just thankful I have to be on the show. I mean, you ever listen to
Arty Lang, Arty Lang, who had a whole career before Howard Cerny was on Mad TV.
He was in movies,
he was in the sitcom Norm, he had all this stuff going on.
He goes on Howard Stern.
If you ever hear Artie talk about Howard Stern
after being on that show,
he was so grateful for that opportunity,
he feels bad, he fucked it up, he understands
how great that is to be on the Howard Stern show.
John just thinks he deserved it all along,
he's just like, yeah, I don't know,
they didn't give me enough money in the fucking assholes, like don't get to be on the Howard Stern show. John just thinks he deserved it all along. He's just like, yeah, I don't know, they didn't give me enough money.
And the fucking asshole's like, don't you have to be on the Howard Stern show?
Turn that into something.
He, you know how he is?
If he offers to do something that he never ends up doing, like take care of your cats
that don't exist.
Right.
Well, you're not in Florida.
Then he's, he's earned that, you know, that respect of something that he's done.
And he thinks that he should have been that third chair.
So like his offer to or desire to want to do it, as is good as actually having done it
in his mind.
Correct.
It's bizarre.
It's a weird again, I think it's narcissistic behavior.
It's definitely a personality flaw, for sure.
So this is Fred Norris again chiming in. As soon as they start talking about, Fred's not
a talkative guy. They start talking about St. John being an asshole. He's got a lot to
say.
The reason that anybody wants to know why I have a problem with John, that is the very
reason right now.
And logic is coming to the core there is this arrogance
that John has that he feels he is better than that he deserves more than he thinks is a
big talent yeah I mean if there was a beat by the way if Jay Leno is paying him so much
why is he doing Tahiti village right you know I mean if there was a big yeah he was and
then he was throwing him plays always plug in he's always you know, he's always got some scam going yeah
But this is too easy. I'm sorry. I'll real quick. Yeah, I'm sorry not just what is to heady village. Oh, I'll get into that
Okay, well, we're gonna play John plugging it on Adam's show and I'll tell you what that is because there's it's actually kind of funny
But I hope Fred's paying that's what theble verse. Because this is exactly what Fred was saying 15 years ago,
17 years ago, whatever this was,
I think this is around 2008, that this all went down.
And he's going, John thinks he's the scary talent.
And like everything revolves around him,
that's what he keeps saying about the dabble verse.
He's the goat.
He's the reason, he's, no, John, you're a buffoon. You're a buffoon. That's why we're all
ripping on you. It's not because you're a scary talent. It's not because you're the New York Yankees
of podcasting. I could promise you that. So this is great. We're not mincing any words here.
Fuck you. You talentless fuck. I mean, really? I'm honestly, he's
stuttered. He's on there about how I didn't stick up for him.
What a fucking asshole. I mean, really, I mean, just shut
your fucking pie hole. As wide. I'm not grateful. Fuck love
it. All of that needed to be said and was said so perfectly.
The other thing about these clips is I'm, you know,
listening to Howard Stern from 2006, 2008.
And that was when I think you and I were both
avid listeners of the Howard Stern Show,
listening every day, and I miss it.
It's such a great show.
It's so compelling, it's so fun and interesting.
And the thing that I noticed,
one of the big differences as I'm pulling the clips
from this version of the Howard
Stern show versus current Howard Stern,
and I go and I pull a clips from that.
It's so much dead air, it's so boring.
The current state of Howard Stern, he moves along so slowly.
The pacing of it is brutal.
Yeah, yeah.
It takes forever to say nothing.
And back then, I'm pulling clip, clip, clip.
He's like, fuck you, John, you're telling me,
it's a piece of shit.
You had a stutter, get over yourself.
It's fucking great.
I loved it back then.
It was so much more fun.
The current state of this,
Stern Show is just so polar opposite
of what made everybody like it.
I just don't understand.
I just covered't understand.
I just covered I'mus on all apologies.
Yeah.
And just what Howard has become is,
it's disappointing is what it is.
Well, it's so,
Howard hates the audience that he built.
He said this in that meeting that he had where he said,
our audience is all racist and homophobes.
So we wanna bring in Rosio Donald
and we wanna show them to not be homophobic and blah,
like he hates his audience.
It reminds me of that Beastie Boyz doc.
I'm sure you saw it.
Yeah, yep.
Where after license to ill, you know, the fight for your right to party was supposed to be
a joke song, and then all of the Rob Grant House keys of that era took it as gospel.
And when, yeah, we do the fight for our right to party.
So the BC boys had this fan base.
It was all these like douchebag frat guys.
Like, that's not what we wanted at all.
So they purposely reinvented themselves to get out of that. And I think how
it's doing the exact same thing. Now the problem is, is that it's turning off all the people
like us who like towered. So we look at it as a total negative. And he's not really pulling
it off. Yeah, he's getting celebrity interviews, but he's the aren't good interviews. He's
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don't take care of people financially and it was always my job to take care of John finance.
By the way I mean the big the big wrap against John with his his traveling comedy review
I didn't think the truth can finally be told and I don't know if Jim has ever spoken to you
about this or not, but other comedians
used to come up to me, like after that.
If John didn't pay them, John got the lion share.
He came out with Huck Finn, basically said,
okay, here's our next comedian.
These guys did all the heavy lifting.
John took the lion share of the money
and paid them like a hundred bucks, Mr. Generous.
Really an observation by Fried right there there because John loves to complain.
Howard was so cheap.
They used to make it so much money.
They could have given me more money.
Meanwhile, John was doing the Southern John and friends tour with Jim Forrantine who's
dating Robin at this time.
And Fred makes a report and say, Jim's not the only one who told me this, but other
colleagues who told me they paid him like, I think Nick DePolo probably is one of those
guys because I've heard that from him.
But so John was taking most of the money and doing none of the work.
He just put his name on this thing.
They sold out a theater and then all the comics had to make it entertaining for the audience
and John kept the money.
So I love that John loves to play this game of he's so amazing.
We'll get into some stuff in a little while.
He's talking about his charity work
and all the stuff that he does.
He's always giving back.
Yeah, it's insane.
That whatever, just so delusional,
his delusions go above and beyond anything
that we could comprehend.
So you get to a point where you go, this can't be real.
I don't know anyone in my life who operates like this.
This can't be a. I don't know anyone in my life who operates like this is this can't be a real person
It is
So the devil versus thriving right now
It could believe that any of this is real so again
Howard goes on to explain it was never meant to be a full-time job. It was a beginner job and
Howard even says he goes
He's complaining about how much money we paid him. And you know, you know how it's rap,
he made $4 an hour as first gig or 200 bucks a month
or whatever the fuck it,
the money he made back in the 70s when he first started.
He goes, did I sit there and complain
about how much money I made?
No, I made the money that I made,
got better at what I did,
and then taped around, moved to different markets,
moved on, kept going from different station
to different station until I got offers of a lot more money.
That's how you do it.
That's how you move ahead of your career.
You know, just start working your first job, just go,
well, I know you used to pay me four bucks an hour,
but how about 2.5 million year now?
That's never how that works.
No.
Well, he got over to the, to the, to night.
He made that move.
He did, that was a level. It was a level up
Shoot and he did not
execute
The opportunity. Yeah, he didn't make he didn't make the most of that and turn it into
Whatever the stuttering John show that comes on after Leno. That's what he should have done and he couldn't
He could have done a lot of different things.
Yes, he didn't pull off anything
because now we see him sitting in his disgusting,
disgusting apartment.
I would pay, John, if you're listening to me,
I think I would pay $2,500 to get a tour of your apartment.
I want to see what it looks like.
It has?
Don't clean up.
I know you won't, but I think it turned the camera on.
Start walking around.
I wanna see what's doing in there.
Yeah, I wanna see what's there.
I have TV crib style tour of Suddering John.
It's fascinating.
MTV reach out to Suddering John and set that up.
I didn't pull this clip, because it's too long.
But the other day, he gets up and takes a shit in the middle of his show
And he thinks he's being entertaining. He's yelling. Oh fucking hell my Royates Brown. I know he's yelling whatever
So it's annoying and then you hear him go to the fridge and you just hear bottles rattling around
I can't tell if he's tripping on them if he's pushing them out of his way
It's so loud. The one that you don't hear
is water running from the faucet. You don't hear him watch his hands. You don't hear
him watch his hands. You do hear him get a beer and just him moving around through his
apartment, it sounds like it's a chore. Like there's so much shit everywhere. By the time
he sits down, he's winded, he's got his pillow now because it was hemorrhoids. He can't sit
comfortably and meanwhile, he wants to fight producer Joe
Fuck he's got box after box of tonight show watches that he's trying to pump. Yeah, right. It's a collect design up. There's only 5,000
All right, so okay, I got it getting back to John thinking that he was a underpaid super talent on Howard
Sturth's show and then he'd go do appearances and I plug them and then I got him a help get
him a radio show at K-Rock.
I mean, you know what?
I wouldn't even my left nut to have my own radio show at K-Rock when I was his age.
That don't happen by accident.
He also got a lot of benefits from it.
You know, to get like a couple of movie roles.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, you do what you can.
Stop.
You do what you can't put this idea that he has that he was sort of like underpaid
super talent.
We wrote him a bunch of questions and he went out on a red carpet and asked questions
that we wrote.
I mean, that was it and he answered our phone.
Right.
And I'm all about that.
But the thing is that, you know, now to go around bad, now let, no, dude, you were a guy and intern who I got a job for. Just say
thank you and shut your fucking mouth. It's interesting to hear him recapping all the
things that the Howard Stern show. There's some things that Howard did form directly. But
there's so many things that happened to John because of the Howard Stern show. Obviously,
we talked about the record deal and the music video, but movie cameos, he was on wings, he was on a slumber to get me out of here,
like all these different things happened to him because it was notoriety from the Howard Stern Show.
The fact that he's complaining about it after the fact is insane.
Yes.
Such an asshole.
Count yourself lucky, stupid.
I want to point something out, dang wizard in the chat,
says, who was it again that needed money for medical reasons
that Southern John said about?
Certain was so cheap he didn't give money
while he himself didn't give any money either.
So, Scott Salem's wife.
Now, there is a bigger story here
that I happen to know about
and I've been trying to get this guy on
who knows all about it to come on the show, talk about it.
He's reluctant, what do people who are reluctant
to be part of this world?
But, say, I'm Scott the engineer is a fucking liar.
He's a fucking liar.
He had medical coverage.
He had the medical.
He was, he was covered under serious.
And this whole idea that he was broke
and they couldn't afford treatment and,
well, it was me and and Howard's not treating me right
was all fucking scam.
Scott's another one, yes, Scott's a piece of shit.
He's another one of these guys who's looking to scam the audience, looking to scam people,
shits on Howard and you listen.
Well yeah, that's that.
I mean scamming the audience is one thing, but like painting Howard with that like unsympathetic brush,
like making him seem like a villain in that way.
Like he's unwilling to help somebody with cancer.
That's pretty deplorable.
It's deplorable the way that he says it,
and it's just not true.
So it's got to be the shit.
We'll save that for another time.
We're not talking about Scott today.
But something we will okay
Rolf calls and of course if you don't know the Howard Stern show well, Ralph is Howard stylus
Howard's boyfriend. It's possibly boyfriends. I really cause it to the show. I got rolf does not like setterie John
Yeah, Ralph go ahead. Oh my god finally. Yeah
Realize what a piece of shit he is and he has always been no one fucking forced him to stay at that job if you're paying five dollars or five million
you don't you don't like it fucking move on well that's the other point I want to make looking to hire that
I didn't I didn't sit and say to him John I have to have you I mean it was it, he kept saying me, I want to be at the show. Can you get me some money? I go, I'll go talk to Tom and I did.
Wasn't he an intern who's moved on?
Yeah. Yes.
Correct. Can we get Ralph on W.H.D.P.? Do I need to reach out to Ralph?
Is he still associated with Howard?
I mean, I hope so.
If somebody knows, I know I should reach out to him.
After that, Howard even says he goes goes and what happened to the stutter
It's like all the sudden you know, he's not in Kroa show. He's not doing the stutter anymore
Like all the stuff the John used to do
That made him interesting all the sudden is not happening anymore
So this is them explaining John was paid what he was worth
And John if you were important to the show, maybe you would have made more.
Exactly.
You're really not that important.
You fucking stuttering retard.
Well, that's kind of the point too.
Yeah.
You were kind of paid what you were worth.
How was it?
Trust me.
I wonder if if Jay Leno was in sitting
and reevaluating that salary, gave you.
Yeah.
According to Mike Walker, yes.
Yes.
He did.
He was. That came out after this conversation. The
Mike Walker found out from a private meeting at the tonight's show. Jay was none too happy.
They made that higher. So I just think that's really funny. It is great. Now Tim Savian
jumps in. Tim Savian comes in. You know, he's an executive, it's serious at this time.
And he's got some things to say about this
not appreciative asshole Southern John
because they're currently working at this time,
or 2008, they're working on back then
they would do all these spotlight specials.
So on Howard 101, not only do they rerun old episodes,
but they put together these different specials.
And it'd be like, hey, let's remember Eric the actor
or let's go back and remember beetle juice,
whatever. And so notice I mentioned two wack backers.
So they were going to do one for Southern John and Tim was starting to work on that.
What is it?
We're working on a special David Heights team is working on a special doing
a Southern John spotlight. Yeah. Initially off.
Well, initially he said, I'll do it,
but you have to run a spot for my movie once an hour.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I said, back's beer are biggest advertiser.
You know, doesn't run a spot on a movie.
The movie's going to know it's, I seen the trail
afford it.
It looks like it looks like fucking amateur.
So it gets to hold on.
This is fucking crazy right here.
John is such an asshole.
They're going to do a spotlight of Stuttering John
in the Howard Stern Show to run on serious XM.
John is employed at this night's show,
but as you can hear on Adam Crowell,
and we're gonna hear more clips of him on there coming up,
John's constantly plugging shit.
He's trying to promote different things he's doing,
the movie, his stand-up gigs, Tahiti Village.
So the fact that Tim Sabian reaches out and says, Hey, John, can we get you to record
some things we're going to put together this package for you?
And John goes, I will under these conditions.
And he wants a promo for one too many every hour.
I don't know what the advertising cost would be for that.
As Tim just said, Bucks beer, their biggest sponsor isn't getting that.
So we're talking about hundreds of thousands
of not millions of dollars worth of advertising that John needs to just do them not even a
favor something that would help John out if he saw the big picture here.
It's so funny how people are coming out of the woodwork to line up this shit on the sky.
Isn't this funny both times that we were playing them talking about Saturday John,
all of a sudden, Rob's calling it.
Tim's coming into the studio.
Fred Turt just mic off in the first time in two weeks.
Like everyone wants it on the shagarris in there.
You know, doesn't run as his fun movie.
The movie's going to know it's, I seen the trailer for it.
It looks like, it looks like fucking amateur.
So it gets down to the point.
I says, John, I says all the things that I've helped you out with over the years at WISP
at WCKG promoting your comedy show and so forth i says help
me out help me at you know i says i'm asking you as a favor he goes to him i'm
appalled you would even ask me that i'm like give me a break very full of the
people usually know what other people give them are that's the other thing
people don't and i'm sure there are other guys like to him why you're begging
that asshole yeah really i said john i said look I says help me out with this and he says I'm a
Paul that you would even ask a personal favorite I'm like I'd meet you know it David
I'd to be working on removing John from everything in the table yeah yeah so yeah what
ungrateful asshole I was what what a point out buddy, John Marlow in the chat is saying that the
still doing John Spotlight did air around the time the one too many came out.
And John did get to plug his movie when he did record stuff for serious, but they did
not run those ads.
And John Marlow says, unlike the spotlights for Billy and Jackie, they crammed John's spotlight
into two days.
So we did not get as much as I think the other guys who are a big part of the show.
That was interesting.
You're going to live by the sword and die by the sword with that kind of request because
have you ever seen like a real like big ad push for something that is obviously terrible.
The more times you see something, the more you're going to realize that it sucks.
Yeah.
And it's something that you're not interested.
Instead of you taking what they're offering and peaking the audience's curiosity and
then maybe checking it out, you want to like cram it down their throat till they perfectly, they
realize that it is shit.
And that's what would happen with one too many.
Right.
I don't have to see five commercials to know that that movie sucks.
Well, you just heard Howard say he saw the trailer and it looks terrible.
Right.
And so fast forward a few minutes after that.
And it turns out there's more to it than just having a
shitty trailer. John in the advertisement for it showed him asking celebrities
questions for the Howard Stern show. By the way John by the way
he learned about radio. So not supportive. Hey John your movie trailer begins with
clips of this of the stuff I own. the Howard Stern Show interviews. Did you ask my permission?
Come back when Tim asks you for a fucking favor. Did you ever think about that scumbag? You're stealing my fucking material?
You didn't give permission for that? No, he didn't ask. Just took it. So fuck off asshole.
How funny is that here? Well, say so. How funny is that that John was stealing copyrighted material that he did not own and using that to promote his movie.
Meanwhile, he started to sue Tukki over a video of the stuff to do with.
Over copyrighted material, but John's quick to steal other people's stuff.
What about if it's the first?
The first page out of a stuttering John playbook
is to spotlight Howard Stern.
Of course.
Yeah.
And Howard talks about that too.
I didn't pull off, of course, obviously.
But the reason why John thinks
that he wasn't treated correctly
is because Howard doesn't want his name
on stuff that John's doing that sucks.
So these guys are trying to get away with
stuff where they'd be like Howard Stern show, uh, Scythering John and friends. And these comedy shows and
Howard's like, don't put my fucking name on that. I'm not part of this thing. That's your thing. And
you know, it's like they're being treated unfairly. He's like, no, Howard Stern is very careful about what
you put his name on. Yeah, he would get I remember him getting furious every time.
And right.
So guys would try and write his coat tails.
Dude, it's called your show.
Who are these apologies?
I'd murder you.
So I get it.
Okay.
So that's going to be my new slogan just as good as W 18.
All right. So this is, again, complaining that Howard didn't give him money. He always said he doesn't want to get involved in people's salaries, but you know what, man, at some point I think you do.
Oh, John, John Gunball.
John Gunball. He's got the John thing. John knows what I should do.
Oh, thanks, John John you fucking asshole.
He's been I didn't look at him literally then but the only problem I had was then when you
would go out and do these ancillary gigs, right? He would then be angry that you're doing them.
When was I ever angry that you knew what he was talking about?
How many wanted to write a book and put out from the Howard Stern show?
Yeah, when he would get something and he would totally be using material from the show or...
When he went on tour and brought everybody from the show with him and then the shit show and then it made me look bad
because people thought I had something to do with it. You should have let him do that.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, sure. I'll just sell my own.
I don't seem working around with a tonight show cast
doing shows.
Okay, so everything we were just talking about.
I'll subdup in that clip.
This is my favorite ISO producer, Chris.
Get this out of the board.
We need this out of the board.
Shut the fuck up ass wipe and suck my cock.
Fantastic. When I said,
Howard Stern has lost it. This is why I beat you.
You're not going to hear this on Howard Stern, Joe. Talk about Southern John.
I wish can we please what?
How would know what's going on with the devil verse?
I would love for him to come out in 2023 with this take
Shut the fuck up ass wife and suck my cock now
Because John is going on the end of the show and bad mouthing Howard
He's actually so selfish because at this time
Beth and Susanna are still friends, you know
I mentioned earlier the reason why they would get together is because the women were friends with each other
So they would do double dates and stuff like that.
Now he's making it very difficult because Susanna is still going to be calling up Beth
and hey, we're going to be back in New York and blah blah blah.
And then how it's just like, this guy's motherfucking me on the end of the grocery store.
I don't want anything to do with this guy.
Yeah, I don't want this fuck over at my house.
So what John is doing by just being an ungrateful douche is he's actually fucking up for his wife with a friendship that she has a connection.
Don't fucking call my girlfriend. Don't have your wife called
and really I gotta tell Beth would you stop with the fucking phone calls to
Susanna? Yeah I mean you can't tell John to have Susanna stop.
No I mean really that's your... This guy's a fucking tool
maniac. What an ingrade.
Yeah.
So he's fucking it up for his wife.
And let's just remember, guys, John is bad at everything he does.
What an ingrade.
I mean, really, just some noxious.
Just remember where you came from, and someone gave you a shot.
And if the shot was so bad, you because you be a man and you go you
know you go and you go do something else. John said to me he had to.
If his record had taken off it had been any good he would have arrived soon.
Right. If any of that I'd been getting good. Of course acting wherever you
see those little acting gigs. Yeah it's horrible. It was all horrible. He was
good at startering and asking the questions we wrote for him.
Did anybody begrudge him doing Tony and Tina's wedding? No.
When did I begrudge him a thing? Right. So this is the thing is that John had tons of opportunities.
He was, I mean, they plugged Atlantic records and Howard Cernboth plugged the shit out of his
band. It sucked. Nobody cared about it. So it didn't go anywhere. He got to open for other bands,
which I know he's very proud of,
but it's not that impressive.
You should be doing your own shows.
Yeah.
That should work.
Now, you asked earlier about the Headey Village.
So now we're going to listen to John on Adam Corolla
and Adam's trying to wrap up the interview and John's like,
oh, but hold on, I got to tell you I won't do many
and I got to tell you about this thing and that thing.
You just got to plug this. And so you hear that John's going to be like, I just got to tell you, I won't do many and I got to tell you about this thing and that thing. You've got to plug this.
And so you hear that John's going to be like,
I just got to plug this.
Listen to the words he uses.
He uses the word legit or legitimate,
which is a weird thing to say in an advertisement
or a plug for something.
It makes me feel like, should I be wary of this?
You've got to plug this.
And this is great for you and all your listeners and now it's
only legit if they call this number now to get three day two night complimentary hotel
staying in Las Vegas.
And also two tickets to a Las Vegas show.
And you have the number?
Yeah and I'm going to do a screening in Vegas so it's really...
Oh wow.
Let's get there real quick.
How many of you, can you plug in one's end?
You know he's making a pretty good chunk of change over there tonight
It does he have to be like yeah, exactly. Why's he horned himself out mr. Money bags? What what what what's with the
What's with the starter to where to go? Well, it's here. He's starting a little bit a little bit
So call it number 866 50 get it that's a six six fifty g e t i t
and it's great man it's a free room three day two night count
mario and uh... you know two tickets to a bag of show and it's uh...
you know it's a cool thing and uh... soon in april be doing a screening
i hope you come and i will uh... i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i will i Okay, so he's trying to get that was the other funny thing to do as he goes We're doing a screening for my movie one too many on the 10th of April and then on the 15th it comes out on DVD
Striped a DVD is the movie one too, buddy
So I'm not clear what he's he's just plugging some random
Vegas deal okay, so so, Deedeville is resort.
And this goes back away is that John's promoting this thing.
And you hear him say, three days and two nights,
right there I'm going, whoever promotes
how many days they are at a hotel.
Cause those are the check out by 11 a.m.
You're coming out of that as a day.
That's an old game show trick.
Yeah, that's how you get rid of that mail. That's an old game show trick. Yeah.
It's okay.
You win something out of the game.
Yeah.
All right.
I see.
So let me just get this straight.
Yes.
This is an off there.
I am assuming Tahiti Village said, you can have this deal.
If you plug this deal to while you're like plugging things.
No. Like I feel like he's to worse than that.
He's, oh, it's worse than that.
It's worse than that.
That's the only reason I could think that he would bother plugging that as if he was
getting it for free.
It's worse than that, Andy.
What do you think?
Okay.
To H.D. Village, as far as I know, this is still going on.
It's one of these things where you know, you know, so he says two tickets to a Vegas show like whatever the fuck that means.
Yeah. So it is a time share. It's one of these things where they bring you in.
It's high pressure sales. Hey, man, we're giving you two nights free.
So you just got to sit here for eight hours today and hear the sales pitch
until you say, yes, or else we just keep you in here.
There's a great South Park about that. Yeah, so there's a great
Always sunny in Philadelphia about it. It's a time share scam where they
Pushing you so basically what's happening is John is gonna get a commission on anyone that he brings to
This Tahiti village who signed up for a time share
This guy works for the tonight show at this time what you signed up for a time share. What the fuck? That's the scam.
This guy works for the tonight show at this time. He doesn't need to be doing shit like this.
This is the point.
Right.
That Howard and Robin are making,
what are you doing?
Has some dignity.
He's turned everything into money
and looking at him now, he's flat fucking broke.
How did that happen?
He is doing so many things.
All right, last clip I have here. This is the salary talk. Oh, here he is talking about his starting salary
K-Rock because because he was such an incredible talent
He was nothing. I mean, it's really this anime. You know how you know radio program you get a lot more than I ever did
But you know for me my first salary at K-Rock was
$10,000 a year.
Oh, that's crazy.
What was you doing?
How would they overlook him?
Howard, what was your starting salary in radio?
Well, first of all, it was my radio.
He was on the radio.
The fact that a man was, when I went to the point,
I'm trying to make somebody start off.
No, he's starting, he's lying.
His starting salary was free.
That's right. He was an intern.
He started paying him for something he did for
said he said to me I enjoy myself here I want to hang around is can you get me some money I said I don't
know if they'll pay any interns I said if you want he's so they gave him ten grand and I said
John I wouldn't make a life I wouldn't make a life plan to say he doesn't realize what a gift he got
I mean I and you know and this isn't just blowing smoke up your ass. It's like the fact that he was in intern, where in this universe does an intern become a
part of the, the most major radio program in all of history?
Right.
And that was in 1990.
See, they can't believe how ungrateful he is.
They can't believe it.
They can't wrap their heads around it.
I, I still can't.
I know.
Check account.
Check account in the chat says,
friend owns it to Heady Village Times share it's gross.
I don't know if that's true or not.
I'm sure it's not a scam.
I'm sure it's wonderful.
And what else did I say earlier?
I'm sure Scott said,
I'm a great guy.
And it's really sad that that happened to his wife.
All right.
Now we've cleaned up all his flavors.
We need to his wife. All right. Now, we've cleaned up all of his flavors. We need to get through to any of the villages full of
uncleaned litter boxes and empty cores cans.
No, that's John's house you're thinking of.
Oh, okay.
John's house.
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Trucker Andy.
Oh, yes, I was checking out some Jerry Bane field music.
And it's just incredible how untalented
some people can be at just a complete lack of rhythm when it comes.
He makes a song every day.
He's up to hundreds of songs at this point.
Right.
So he's not discouraged by his lack of talent, which is incredible to me.
So this is a quote unquote rap song.
It's just the first verse and then clip two is the chorus of it and
Just pay attention to how offbeat everything is about it. It's so ridiculous.
Still searching for this elementary dreams young my so pure
Thinking about the future would have this door. I've been on the lonely road nice cold and long looking for one to make my heart strong
subscribe
Feel free to rehearse and then do you have the internet? I don't know Looking for one to make my horse subscribe
Feel free to rehearse and then do it on the internet. I don't know
Oh, no, this was take 10
Dude, he has not understand how syllables work and all he really does and yeah, I can't cram them
But he syllables into a line
You know what I any night we're talking about this yesterday because
Andy was him and his brother both love Jerry Banfield
We all do because he is one of these guys who has zero self awareness
He puts out so much content. It's all so terrible
He never stops and that's fascinating
But at the same time he's not a douchebag like some of these other guys
He's not like top buyers and OP and these guys are just prexie seems like a nice guy who just doesn't know the fucking is doing
Yeah, as fun to point to laugh at Jerry, but it is fun for time to time
It is when you're doing this. That's true. I let's check out the chorus of this fantastic song for us get to the chorus You help me become better got me through together will rise side by side
Face in our flaws or need to hide won't these my promise my pledge to you help me become better got me through
Together will rise side by side face in our flaws or need to hide I got my flaws
Yeah sure do yeah
I love them and the beginning of the second course in there just to show how he he was pivoting out
Just like completely off feet well done. I thought he was saying low T is my promise
Yeah, that's why I thought it first too. Yeah, low T is my promise. I can't get enough. I don't even want
So weird thing to wrap about but it's probably a niche for it. I don't even wanna. What the fuck? So we were thinking to rap about, but there's probably a niche for it.
I don't know.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Too crude.
Yeah.
All right.
Since we're doing music and he thanks for introducing that, I have a couple of submissions
into the How and a Song parody contest.
And this is not just a contest although it is a contest we are
making a how-a-day whtp album and I'm excited to tell you we got two submissions
since our last episode from a couple of the greats I have not listened to either of
these because I trust these guys I know they do a great job so we're gonna start
off with Mr. Magenta with a song called Gross Stuttering Slime.
I'm a gross stuttering slime full of beer.
Oh my liver is swelling while everyone's yelling so roses is kneel.
I'm a drunk, bing swine with no beer
I'm the wine whine-y-is-bitch boy of old
Yeah, I'm constantly harassed because all of these podcasts are busting my balls
I'm the most retarded loser of all. There'll be cause-cans for toasting, revenge-point
for posting or saying that it's all a joke. There'll be the same old stories from days of
high-glory. Those unfunny bits long ago. Remember when I said Baba Booie at Big T?
That's the funny right?
I thought I should make a key change
Baba grow, start her insol-
I made of beer
There'll be puppets for doxing and assholes for boxing
And to the new year
I'm a schmuck, way past his prime
And all I do is wine
A growl, stuttering slime
Calls a queer
Ah, that's okay when I see it Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimim Although that Opie has putrid skunk far And Zumaq fucks black men a real mud shark
But both those losers are getting old
So pull up some catch it and breathe in some mold
John Meled has the drunken fool grabs his sheets to wipe his stool sexually aggressive when he's drunk wiping off his hemorrhoid blood a stirred boy from Howard Stern a bloated drunk that'll never learn and Sometimes he's angry! Sometimes he's horny! Most days he's in coherent!
And if you're a woman in Kanoga Park...
There might be a disappearance!
John Millet has the fucking creed!
He doesn't sleep on any sheets!
After admitting his hemorrhoid,
please, he's not a human being!
Wow! My name's too gay, you Christmas pal.
John's apartment scared off how.
Beats itself in the shicka now.
Eating cans of pumpy chow.
Here's a game I like to play.
Call John's mom on Christmas day.
I'm just kidding, that's not fun.
She's a bearist of her son.
Sometimes he's finished, sometimes he's farty.
He's always fucking disgusting.
And when he's sitting home alone,
he doesn't call his kids because they have no relationship
because they're embarrassed by him,
because he's a log cow on the internet
and he doesn't pay his mortgage or his child support is gay
John Malayda is a fucking prank
His livers brown and full of dick and he 40 melts away
Lady Kay is gonna pay I
Fucking bravo
Amazing work. Wow Tony Muscredel did himself mr. Regente was fantastic as well
Unreal great job guys great great job
All right, I got to calm down after that. So much going on. Too, he's getting involved in the song.
Very good. That does unbelievable. So yesterday was quite a day. Let me try to set the stage here.
Andy and I are at JFK, long layover. And we've just drank for four hours.
Yeah, so you're drinking the past the time as usual.
And our flight gets delayed by about what was it?
40 minutes or so.
Yeah, a little.
Yeah.
So we ended up we're sitting there.
It's 4 p.m.
And we're sitting with our wives.
And we're looking at our phones.
And I'm watching point, double point,
because I saw that OP was gonna be on.
And I texted, show him, holy shit, you got OP,
this is fucking awesome, I'm so excited about this.
And she'll even roll back and he goes,
well, we'll see, he said he would, but we'll see.
Okay, so I'm watching that, there's no OP there.
I look over at Andy, Andy's watching
Mr. Loves Company, who is sniping OP.
So all of these shows are out at the same time.
And then all help breaks loose
because OP supposed to go on point, dabble point,
and then Shule goes on OP show,
and then Kevin Brennan goes on OP show,
and then OP goes on Kevin show, it's chaos.
Let's put it even more perspective to this.
OP is live streaming to 72 people.
Yes.
And MLC is sniping OP to the tune of, I don't know,
like 600 peeps.
Yeah, 600, 700 people, yep.
Meanwhile, Shule is begging OP to come on
double point to over 1,000 people. Yes, so they're, Shule is begging OP to come on, double point to over 1000
people. Yes. Yeah. So they're, I think I got up to 1200 at a certain point. So, so obviously
point, double point is where we should be if he wants to try to people. You know, no,
it's yeah, yeah. But he has every chance to level up. Yes. And in a couple of different
ways. Well, also, OP said he said he would now this all started actually Thursday
All the sudden OP puts out this thing and we already documented some WTP that OP and John had a little
Tiff this week because OP put out a tweet with Arty Lang talking about Howard and John didn't watch it
Assume that it was goofing on him and mother fucked OP and then OP said to your idiot
You should watch the video before you assume anything.
But John just is outraged and it's actually really weird because OP just landed into the
same thing with Lewis J. Gumpes, where you were going to do something that Lewis wasn't
even talking shit and OP lost his shit and then John just did it to OP's and I'll OP's
playing the Lewis role here and be like, you're a loser, what are you doing?
So OP puts out a thing and he goes,
hey, to everyone in the dabble verse,
which he never addresses.
He goes, everyone in the dabble verse,
I will unblock you Thursday night.
Let me know and you will get unblocked.
So he said that he's got this big announcement,
all the stuff going on.
So then Friday morning on his show,
you know, he likes to hang out at the beach and do his show.
This is OP talking about how he's feeling
about Stuttering John right now.
Stuttering John taking shots, time to crush him up,
Rick from New York.
People try to drag me into this story.
I don't know if he was in radio,
but backlighting is the wrong way to light something.
You idiot. Yes. He's like, he's like, he's like, he the wrong way to light something. You idiot.
Yeah.
Like see it on your screen.
It's a
stutter John taking shots time to crush them all. Rick from New York.
I people's people try to drag me into the stuttering John nonsense.
For the longest time, I was like, man, why do why does so many people attack stuttering John and then you know a lot of these people try to like connect me
and John and I don't know the guy at all I know I'm a little bit here and
there he's been actually really nice and supportive towards me he's been on my
podcast a couple times that's all I really know never hung out with the guy
never had a beer with him or anything. And then he uh you're the only one who are in laziness he thought he thought I was promoting a
video from Arty Lang trashing him and that's it couldn't be further from the truth. He stepped
in at big time in the video um Arty Lang is a praising stuttering job for not getting the proper respect
from Howard Stern.
Like, it was the opposite.
But now I guess, you know, the two paces out of the whatever they call it the tube.
So I guess he's got to go all in and he's trashy.
I'm out of the story, John.
I'm not a stuttering job.
I'm not a stuttering job.
I'm not a stuttering job.
I'm not a stuttering job.
I'm not a stuttering job. I'm not a stuttering job. I'm not a stuttering job. I'm not a stuttering job. I'm not a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. opi addresses it now, let's fast forward to opi show later that afternoon because opi
is saying that he's ready to get involved in the dabble verse in the Southern John drama.
And I'm excited to tell you that we have a whole package here that explains everything
that went on and he's going to help us out a ton with this.
I don't even know what we're going to see because I haven't seen all this stuff yet.
Like I said, we were traveling yesterday,
so we were like getting out of the airplane,
this is all going down like,
what the fuck, this is nuts.
So this is Opie explaining that he wants in.
I, I, I, I, I'm doing something very unusual today.
I might be entering the, the dabble verse for, you know, I'm gonna stick my feet in it.
I think I might jump in the dabble pool today. And then I think I got a kind of like, you know,
get out of the dabble pool and then move on. But Stutter and John out of nowhere would have to
be. And someone said he was just praising you two days ago and now he's
Trashing you because of a video I posted. I think you know all this by now
If you know the drop is on my YouTube channel OP radio just look for the
I don't know like the last Couple videos that I posted it's it's it's front and center for the most part all right Chris dark
Okay, so you just heard opi said, I'm going to be entering
the dabble verse today. Surely said, Opie said he would go on point dabble point. He
was promoted on point, dabble point, saying, Opie will be on this show. So at this stage
in the game, he's still saying, I'm going to be on point, dabble point. I'm going to be
a part of this thing. And this is where O doesn't OP, where he could have been a hero,
he could have very easily gone on point to have a point, trust uttering John, you would
see me applauding the same way I applauded Chad Zumak for getting over on John. You know,
there are times when you have to just hats off to people when they do the right thing.
And I was all ready for an OP redemption here.
And one of the do the exact opposite.
And another person who was helping me understand all of this
is that what's going on is our friend, Missy B,
who is here joining us.
I want to bring her in.
Hey, Missy B.
You looking fast.
I got the tree.
I don't know.
Am I C.B. Kitty too't know. Am I sleepy kitty too?
Oh, we could dance.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was a real surprise.
I walked in.
I was laid on point, double point, and I was like, oh, this is cool.
I guess Opie's in.
And then they were like, he's not in.
I was like, okay, I'm not surprised.
This is what he always does.
He loves to breadcrumb you. We know this.
We know all the history of that. He's done this between from contracts to potentially
being on a show. I mean, even when in compound media, like they offered opi, I mean, we
can get that into that maybe a little later. But I was just really surprised when it just
kept snowballing. I was like, wait, there's more to this. And then, yeah, I'm just,
yeah, there's a lot of things happening.
I wrote quick though before he, he was already kind of setting, like, laying the groundwork
for backing out. If you want to play my clip one, he kind of qualifies this whole thing.
We got a dabble, a dabble story, and it looks like,
is this stream for me, I'm dabble, I think it,
I think so.
I don't know much about the dabble verse,
if you want to know the truth,
but we're doing a little dabble dabble today,
I think if we can set up the technology properly.
Okay, thank you, I'm glad you played that,
because what happens here is,
OP agreed to go on point to apple point
But Opie wanted to stream it on his show too
Which is fine by the way
You can do that when we do the creep off on Mondays
We stream it to both the creep off YouTube channel and who are these podcasts
It's pretty easy now in stream yard
Once you join someone else's show you can hit a button and then stream it to your channel.
And so, Shuley was trying to explain this to OP, like, and actually producer Joe was,
too, because OP is not showing up on point, double point.
And producer Joe and OP are communicating in the background.
And they're going, hey, you got to come on the show and OP is going, no, you got to come
on my show.
And like you said, Andy, there's 70 people watching OP.
There's 1100 watching point, double point. What are you doing? And the producer Joe was even explaining to him, no, no,
you can stream to your channel. But you got to come on our show and then we'll stream
it to your channel. And OP is not getting it or whatever. You have to invest the slightest
modicum of effort into figuring out how to do it. It's not difficult. Okay. Just listen
to somebody explain it to you. So you won't even do it. It's not difficult. Okay. Just listen to somebody explain it to you.
So you won't even do that. I don't know. Here's the offense. Yes. He hears like this offense somehow.
And that's all that rings in his ear. You know, when we'll cover also even later when KB or
Shuley who mentioned to OP like, oh, like, wait, I said something bad. What was it? Like, you know,
do you have an example? Like, what are you hearing, John?
He's like, what are those throwing Johnny's?
Like, no, no, no, no, no, where's your example?
That's the clip right here.
I'm sorry, sorry.
No, no, no, no, that sets it up perfectly
because what happened was,
OP sends the link to producer Joe.
And they're going, no, you gotta come over here.
So then, Shoei grabs the link, goes on OP show. And just like you said,
Missy, Shoei comes over to tell OP, Hey, man, this is great.
Come on over. You can stream it on your channel. It'll, it'll be all good.
And OP just can't have fun with that. He can never just have fun with a thing.
He was building this up this week. It's my whole point.
This is like a, just on a whim. All the summer, we're gonna talk about
Sonny John. He talked about who's he was tweeting about
and he's talking about the morning the afternoon. And finally, Shuley comes out and this happens.
All right, hold on.
Shuley. What are you doing? Get over here. Huh? Get over here on the show. What are you
doing? I gave you guys the link to come over here. It doesn't work like that
We can just show up a show and come over to your channel. We can if you come in we can stream it on your channel at the same time
Did you uh, did you crap on me on me to Anthony Cumia?
Did I crap on you to Anthony Tumia. That's our don't mad. And I, people are ragging on Julie for his reaction.
I would've read to the same way, like,
wait, what are we talking about?
You and I were messaging earlier in the day.
You said you were gonna come on my show.
And now I'm trying to get you to come on the show.
And we're gonna, this is the discussion that we're having.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
To Anthony Tumia?
Yeah.
I don't believe I did.
I usually talk about John when I'm on there.
People were saying that you were crappin' on me. All right. Do they have an example or is this
like a stuttering John impression you're doing? We go, I'm not doing it. I'm doing it.
John impression. You sound very much like of just that.
just now. What is he doing? Kick from studio. Goodbye. Rick from New York, 499. Oh, be there. Literally waiting for you. You are standing.
OP just did the worst thing he could have done. He's Suddening John did. He's Suddening
John does opportunity. He ran away. He kicked Julie out and the reason
why I believe the reason why he said that is because disco Bob Ruez
sent him a chat earlier not a super chat does a chat and by the way if you don't know disco
Bob is he's either Suttering John or Suttering John family member because he spends hours a day
every day defending Suttering John the internet which would be a waste of anybody's time.
But so he wrote to OP earlier, you going to address Shuly calling you a scumbag on Anthony
show?
So I don't know if that's what got OPO revved up to be like, I gotta confront Shuly now.
Where honestly, I've watched Shuley on Anthony's show.
I don't know if they talked shit about Opie,
maybe they did, but whatever.
That's not what this is about.
Why so thin-skinned Opie that if one person
watched a clip of you and went, oh, that's kind of silly,
or that guy's an idiot, and all of a sudden,
you have to confront everyone about that.
It's like, we're all doing shows. Get over it.
How much should have you talked about everyone?
There's a barrier to entry to get Opie on your show.
He's like, okay, click all the images that have
stop lights in on him.
And then also, did you ever talk shit to Anthony about me?
Oh, you're a bot, you're a bot.
I know.
Look out of here.
It's insane.
Opie was on the road to redemption.
I'm telling you.
I was psyched about this.
I'm like, is OP actually gonna do the right thing here?
No, he did the exact opposite of the right thing.
Yeah.
And put himself in the exact little cow category
at Stuntlery John.
Because he doesn't get the internet.
OP is one of these fucking boomers
who doesn't understand how the internet works.
Play a log, dummy. You're not this amazing
force to be reckoned with. You have 70 people watching you live. Everyone's watching the
other shows. All right, take it away, Andy. What happens after this? Because this is why
I lost the thread.
Yeah.
Well, I like how you mentioned people are throwing these comments out and to convince him
to not do it.
Right.
But it's not just talking amount of it.
There's other barriers are being thrown up.
But we'll get to that because Kevin Brennan is sniping O.B.
at the same time.
This is happening.
At one point, I think we were in the airport watching it.
We're jumping back and forth between three different streams.
We're watching Point Dabble Point
kind of go nowhere as everybody,
it was Joey C and,
oh, oh, Zan Houser and Shouly.
And then, so these guys are all waiting
for OP to join us stream
that he's never gonna show up to
Meanwhile on MLC Kevin Brennan is also sniping OP and sees that it's not working out for Shuly and Kevin couldn't be happier about it
So Kevin is now
Texting or messaging OP come on MLC come MLC, and he's getting the same reaction
that Shuley is getting.
No, you come over here.
No, you come over here.
Why would I do a show with 600 viewers when you can come into a show to 135, I'm looking
at right here?
Yeah.
Why would I go do a show with over a thousand viewers when you can come on here and talk to a hundred?
What the fuck are you talking about?
So Kevin tries goes on and clip to Kevin joins the show and
to try and convince
Opia to come on MLC and childish bullshit and so's okay
And I just want to point out because it actually goes back to what Lewis J Gomez was saying that was so correct about this.
In Opie's world, he's still Opie from Opie in Anthony.
That world is gone.
He doesn't have that clout anymore.
Nobody respects him as a broadcaster.
He's done too much damage to himself at this point.
We've all seen what he's turned this into.
He's terrible at this.
He's a joke.
Opie is a punchline.
That was what Lewis J Gomez was saying. When somebody goes, you're
the OP of lesion of skanks. That's an insult. OP is an insult. He's calling someone the
OP of anything. And OP still thinks that he's bigger than Kevin Brennan. We didn't have
Kevin Brennan, OP Anthony. He wasn't good enough. And I'm better than all these people.
You're not. I promise you. As soon as you realize that that you'll do much better for yourself. Sorry here we go. Totally agree with you.
old KB's old and played out and Creepley keeps talking about nuts. We'd love to see you back in
the radio again. I didn't say I didn't see any of that. Gustaf.
Oh, shit. It's fucking face. I'm not sure if I can get a
fucking face.
It looks like Opie's frozen.
Hi Kevin.
Looks complicated.
So Kevin's doing this thing.
I saw him do this before where he's still on MLC and he's using his phone to go on with
Opie, right?
That's why that weird angle coming in on this.
Are you?
Come on, I show.
It's better.
This is a, I can't, it's hard for me to do because I don't run it.
Adam runs it.
So you come on my show.
It's easier.
Wait, wait, you're not on your own livestream right now?
No, I'm on yours, but I'm still on mine, but I'm on my phone.
But why can't we do it the same time?
Oh my god, he doesn't fucking get it. Holy shit. And the funniest thing here
right now, it's almost a, again, it's so childish, this is all chast, we're all
fucking dabble or junkies with this shit. But this is like, come sit at this cool
table or it's so you're in prison. It's's like do you want to be with like the skinheads or
You know it's like coming out with our crew man and I wish I could show you my notes that exactly what I wrote
You they want to think I'm sitting at the cool lunch table
I don't come so the views are very fucking gay
But again the dumbest part about all of this is opi doesn't understand that he can put this on his own channel
if he just goes and joins their show there's just a button in stream here and you head now you're
casting on your YouTube channel as well and should we try to tell that now Kevin's telling
the exact same thing no OP you gotta come over here what are you doing? So I did say that other people
were kind of like throwing up roadblocks to keep all be from going on point
Point devil point so clip three he they they reveal that here. Okay
And it'll be better than this way you already made your money. What do you care?
I did make money and somebody it gave me money to not go on shuley and then surely play some weird game with me just now
We're watching we're watching. We're watching.
It's fantastic, but it's easier.
I know the opus are recapping this shit and there's like, no, no, everyone's watching
this right now.
We know what's going on.
What I'm annoyed with, why are people, it's trying to stop good content from happening? Yeah, oh, here's $100.
Don't do something that's entertaining.
Right, and the reason why is because people have their sides.
There's the same thing when MLC tried to stop
that are in John Ferdinand's show with me
and we're almost successful at it.
So you have the Kevin Brennan fans
and Kevin sniping Opian saying,
go to Opie's channel and superchat him money
to not do Shule show because Kevin hates Shule.
So this is so childish.
All of this is so childish.
When you guys, when you brought up prison,
Missy, no, right back to the school cafeteria.
That's all this is.
Yeah.
But I'm just so annoyed with people's narrow perspective of, I don't like Shuley,
so I want to stop, I want to stop something that everybody can enjoy just because I don't enjoy
Shuley. Correct. I don't agree. I don't agree. And that's why you and I are hosting a popular show,
and these assholes are super channing has been
there. Do you see the difference?
Loser. Yes. But he's also so easily swayed. Like he is so easily so because he has no
self confidence. Right. Zero. So if you kind of rattle that, but then also bolster him
up with like some sort of false confidence and then sway him that way.
He'll do it.
But then if he hears a slight from your end, like, did you shoot me like, and then you'll
automatically, it's so black and white.
He's so easy.
He's retarded.
That high intelligent person does not.
Yes.
Bale like that.
So quickly.
Also, it's a bad look for OP to be worried about $100, $200.
The guy owns three homes.
He's literally showing off his wealth on every show he does,
whether there's a beach in the background or the New York skyline.
He's always showing off his wealth and then he gets really excited.
He's like, $100.
Wow, that's pathetic.
Stop it with that.
I know.
And there was, I didn't clip it because it wasn't really a
You know, it didn't really have anything to do with what's happening
But Opie starts asking Kevin like what's going on in your background? What is that covering like what are you hiding and
Shit, yes, yeah, you saw it. Yeah, I unfortunately watched it over my morning coffee
So I'm glad you brought up though back to Shuley's, like what got Shuley kicked off
was Opie asking him, oh, did you ever talk shit about me? So he's gonna, he's gonna
apply that test to Kevin now and let's say. What a pussy. That really pissed me off because
he was nice all day and I heard that he was trashy
being a Anthony and me asking that question doesn't mean I'm sounding like Sturry John
that's ridiculous.
No, because he was like, oh, you're your your your your paranoid Opie.
Of course I wasn't shitting on you.
Why would I be paranoid?
Every one of you fuckers talked about bad about me, Anthony.
Did you?
Did you? paranoid everyone you fuckers talked about bad about me 10th and you did you
I'm gonna do not this is like I'm stupid court scene with Tom Cruise
What say you KB you
This is a guy got I'm sorry. Keep bringing this up to the go back to Louis J. Gomez,
where he brought up the opi as the thin skinned pussy
that everyone says he is.
He's proving it over and over and over again.
Opi, grow a pair.
People have made jokes at your expense.
Grow a pair, get over it.
They're not even good examples
and that's why I wouldn't, oh,
surely he said he goes,
well, do you got the example?
I'd like to know.
What do I do?
He doesn't even have it.
It is the stuttering John,
where it's just this broad accusation rather than going like
like fucking say something to me and I go, uh, do you like sure what is it?
It's like, oh, yeah, I might have said something like that, but like whatever.
I mean, move over or you say it's just I he's just so because he has nothing.
So a little bit of something he can just spread it everywhere.
Yeah.
Shit on windshield.
Yeah.
Well, let's find out in a clip seven if Kevin's ever talked shit about O.P.
As if we didn't know.
Right.
How about pins and needles here to find out?
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right.
At least your whole episode, I did a whole episode with Komiya.
Uh, when you said you didn't think you'd recognize Komiya
if you ran into him.
And we talked about that.
Did I actually say that?
Yeah, I know exactly when he said that.
You said that when I took the video
of the guy who looked like him.
I saw the guy who looked like Obi before Anthony
even said I was like, do that guy looks like Obi.
And I took the video I zoomed in and he's like,
send that to me and then he posts it.
And that's when he posts it and then he saw it and he goes,
oh, well, if I even saw it, yeah, we recognize it anyway.
And again, that was a wild over exaggeration on OP's part.
Why is he fucking with me still?
His name was never brought up.
All he did was post a video and people are just like,
yeah, it kind of looks like OP or whatever.
And OP lost his mind over that
So I'm gonna go find you alone without fucking tattoos the other day, and I thought that was funny, and I posted it
It's not something to the fact that opi overreacts these things is why they bring it up and talk about it and then have some fun with it
So opi you're your own worst enemy on all of this if you you have people that stop talking shit, stop overreacting, every time people talk
shit, I do not know that by now.
You're like 60 years old.
But also, he doesn't even remember all the shit that he ever talked.
He didn't even know that that even happened.
You know, he just forgets it all.
He's so self sabotaging already.
It's like at this point, just fucking double down, go into it.
Like, you know, yeah, I'm a fucking asshole. We actually might like you more if you just fucking double down, go into it. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm a fucking asshole. We actually might like you more if you actually say, yeah, I'm
a fucking prick. Yeah, I would do all this like just lean into it like a little bit.
No shit.
It's just, it's really, you got nothing to lose right now because you are constantly
losing more with your, this falls defensive bullshit with your shitty ocean view
that you'll probably have to rent out eventually.
That's the wrong with running out of second house, Missy.
I thought that was the wrong thing.
I'm just saying, you know,
it's probably financially smart to do it.
But really though, if this didn't work,
if this, what just happened yesterday
with OPE didn't get him involved, that nothing
will.
He had every chance to do that and he just refuses to.
But, and my clip nine, Carl, Kevin recount, like, Kevin is going to tell Opie the story
of when he actually did get along with Anthony.
He said, you guys will go to movies together with your wives and your girlfriends.
He said you're watching that Clint Eastwood, Maristreet movie.
And he said, you guys were howling and how stupid it was.
And yeah, we had, we certainly had moments where we really did get along.
And in the early days, because I was miserable with a girl and he was married and he was miserable, we bonded over that. But when we moved to New York things
dramatically changed unfortunately.
Right. So he has to admit that, you know, there was some good times before Anthony realized
he was a crazy dipshit, you know. So Kevin has to convince him of that. Yeah, he doesn't
even remember that
when they got along for two seconds.
But again, this is not even a show.
So when Andy was going into pulling these clips,
we were talking this morning and he's like,
oh, I'll find the stuff where they're talking about this.
And you were pulling on these clips,
you didn't realize it's going to happen for 40 minutes.
Yeah, yeah.
This is Kevin out his phone awkwardly talking to OP
and he's also on MLC at the same time
and they have to all be quiet and listen to this
because they can't converse while this is all going down.
Like guys just do a show.
This would be interesting.
What are you doing?
To OP it's a show.
To 70 people.
I show.
Well he doesn't wanna do a show.
He just wants to have fun.
Right.
That's why OP never does go on anyone shows. Even when he says he's going to, he puts these out and doesn't want to do a show. He just wants to have fun. Right. That's why OP never does go on anyone's shows.
Even when he says he's going to,
he puts these out and doesn't go.
Also, you gotta admit, it's kind of funny
that the show that he was gonna go on, Pointe, Dabble Pointe.
I guess someone pointed out to him
that I'm involved in that show.
It's my show!
I started it!
Yeah.
He's gonna like, wait, it's Carlin' Volunt of the Scouts!
Yeah.
But this is where Kevin starts throwing Shuley under the bus and playing the old, the
enemy of my enemy is my friend type of card in clip 10.
Man, Yoko Wano, all these fucking cons and then you don't know who to trust, you know,
but don't trust Shuley, he's literally you and me garbage.
You don't have to trust me, but don't trust Shirley.
Yeah, Kevin's whole thing is he just hates you.
Now, as Kevin, why he hates you so much,
I bet he doesn't remember.
He says something to do with a phone number on a radio show
and I think, no, she'll be doing a thing,
but he didn't and it's so convoluted at this point.
Kevin's just got this weird narrative.
He hates me, he hates you, he doesn't know why, but he's't and it's so convoluted at this point. Kevin's just got this weird narrative. He hates me. He hates Julie. He
doesn't know why. But yeah, he's
undoing it. I know I know I know
you we both hate Julie and I know
you hate me, but they're like we
could team up and you know, Kevin's
obviously read the art of war.
He's a regular sun super chat.
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And he's self-convulsed in his own awkwardness.
Yeah, when OP says, you ever talk shit about me?
It's like, yes, all the time.
And I think, shit, I don't even say.
I'm thinking about, I'm going to watch with idiot.
You are all the time.
OP, can we move past this?
And clip 12, Kevin just can't stop throwing
Shuley under the bus, but there's a damning
comment in this clip from OP.
To typical Shuley, and he thinks he's smarter than people, it's really unbelievable.
But I didn't like that, and he was a totally different guy all day being really,
really nice. And so it's so out of character for Shulie to be a nice guy.
Like that's how I knew something was wrong
because Shulie was being nice to me.
This is such bullshit.
You just can't trust somebody to invite you onto a show
because you've made so many enemies
that when somebody is nice to you, you don't believe it.
It's so bizarre to me how many people want to get OP on their show,
only because it's a novelty at this point,
because he doesn't do people's shows.
And the fact that finally, OP is like,
I got a problem with settling down.
I'm like, great.
Here's a great place where you can vent all of that.
Come on over.
We'll have you in.
We're welcoming you with open arms.
And OPC says there's an angle.
We're trying to manipulate them.
It's like, no, we were just excited to have you on point double point
It was gonna be great. That's how you use the world. Yes
So it's exactly how you use the world. So it's macro and micro the same. Yep, chip
All right, Carl clip 13 Opie makes a joke here that could become a reality if he could just get out of his own way
that could become a reality if he could just get out of his own way. Now you weren't wrong, you weren't wrong, and you probably would have made money,
but then my fans are like, I'm watching you from the beginning,
and then my fans start giving you money.
These are all my fans, Borgo and Vaping Day, Go and Fury.
They're my fans now.
Okay.
They're my fans.
I'm bringing them over here now.
Alrighty.
Alrighty then. Get my fans. I'm bringing them over here now. All righty. All righty that.
Kevin just laughs at his face because he knows it'll never have it.
That's hysterical because Opie was feeling good about himself when he was getting that money coming in telling him not to do point
double point, not realizing the Kevin the puppet master over there,
telling people to go do that just to fuck with Shuley.
Opie was actually feeling good about himself. The Kevin was just like, yeah, those people don't give a shit about you. I told to go do that just to fuck with Julie. Oh, he was actually feeling good about himself.
The camera's just like, yeah, those people don't give a shit about you.
I told him to do that.
It's amazing.
So Carl, did you watch this entire thing?
I've not seen any of this.
Yeah, this is all new to me.
It's pretty interesting and watching it.
Kevin, you should be like a hostage negotiator.
The way that he sways, OP and incepts his mind and really makes Opie feel like
he came up with it himself
because he's so fucking
delusional. He's just like,
yeah, man, and like Kevin
Brown used conniving for sure.
Like he knows that a fucking
get in you and sway you and make
you seem like he's your friend,
but it's like you, if you're smart
and if you can see through it, and if you know Kevin, especially, but like, it's just, it's hilarious watching Kevin act like he likes Opie
and gets Opie to really fall for it.
And just like, okay, and in the front and also,
do you know what the title of this video is?
Goodbye, Shuley, hello, KBMLC.
That's hilarious.
It's like, what?
Kevin has talked so much shit about Shule.
Even at MLC, forget about to Anthony.
The most shit talker.
Like nasty shit talker.
Like we cover Obi.
I say we, because I love the dabble verse as well.
But like, it's, he actually shit.
Like Kevin is ruthless.
He is a nasty, nasty individual.
And I say that in like a, like a,
how'd on the back like he would agree with his own way. He's nasty and like,
let him be that way. He will always be that. And well, as long as you know,
that he's the snake in the scorpion situation.
Missy, you talk about how opi's being manipulated here. And we see this happen
to John currently with Vince Deloyer,. Guys like OP and John don't have friends.
They've pushed everyone out of their lives
because they're assholes, they're difficult to deal with.
So when someone comes in and is nice to them
and friendly to them, they accept it
without realizing what the agenda is here.
Kevin Brennan wants to be OP's friend as much as
Vince the lawyer's kids love sunding Chad Melendus, okay?
It's fake.
It's not real.
Not even to real.
And also he knows that he can latch on to these people who to make them
remotely relevant again.
So it's like, oh, I see you're getting thousands of viewers and this like he
knows that in the back of his head when he's going on.
That's why he's like almost looking looking for that opening.
So it's, it's, he knows. He knows what's up. And that's why he's lonely. looking looking for that opening. So it's, it's,
it's, he knows, he knows what's up. And that's why he's lonely. He's sad. He doesn't have
anything. So when he sees these little opportunities, yeah. But again, it's, it's hoping to be
hoping and his self sabotage it right at the brink. What a fucking day in the devil
verse. I got to be trampling all day. God damn it. I should have been on this point,
devil point. So bad. It wasn't even happening yet.
Nothing, nothing, nothing what had happened on there.
At the point, definitely wasn't like as soon as that was done,
I was guy watching a movie and that's when Ant texted me about the other thing.
Okay, we got more coming up and all right, let's get through.
He's showing up.
The rest of your clips here, Andy, anything else you want?
Yeah.
We got to play.
Well, 14, I think Opie just kind of arrives at the realization that this is the show now.
Like Kevin is my guest on my show and I'm going to turn it in the most boring direction.
You could possibly turn an interview into that's Opie for you.
Yeah, let's go to the co house.
How have you been?
I don't know.
It's good to see you.
I have a fucking beach house.
I don't know about that, dude. How have you been? First question. I told you it's good as you have a fucking beach house.
I don't know about that dude.
You know the term cash pour.
That's why we want you to do the show.
Oh, Pete, how much you make?
How much you make?
I can't tell you on air.
Oh, but just a nice cash pour.
Yeah, so he said there.
Oh, yeah. Oh, no. No, I don't want to say I told you so. Bash poor yeah, it's what he said there
No, I don't want to say I told you so it's not my
It's not a thing I enjoyed doing But I told a hopey years ago you got to get out of Manhattan
There's no reason for you to be a Manhattan you're wasting your fucking money there and he goes
Yeah, but my kids have friends in school
Your kids are children. They'll make new friends.
Those are, hey, how the people we hung out with.
When we were six, it's fine. Move.
I had a best friend in first grade.
We were the bestest friends ever and he moved.
And I'm here.
Like, it happens. It's not a big deal.
That's fucking fascinating.
Okay, how do you build? Okay. How do you get bitten?
Yeah.
How do you know you started?
How you been?
Yeah. What's the weather like?
But Kevin is going to take the sales tactic of the overask.
He's going to ask for everything just to try and get anything in the 15.
What do we do with official one day next week or every other week or every third week. It's not
pressure on me. What do you
mean every other? What do you
mean every other week? Maybe
one and come on. Whatever you
can't just come on. How much
you gonna give me? How much
I? Whatever we can
negotiate off there on
there, but I can give you
like I can give you at least
half of the super chats.
I'll be asking for two grand there. Oh, no, he's literally, he's suffering John.
Yeah, OP is literally suffering John.
Wait, he didn't get the rest of his clip.
They're like right after he goes, well fine, two grand.
I gave Stuttering John three and then how shitty that OP feel after that.
He fucking love all his own.
That's funny.
Fucking elite at like go find negotiated down.
Does he not know how to fucking negotiate such a retard?
Wow.
Yeah.
This is a new low for OP.
And I've been following OP for a long time as you guys know.
This is brutal.
He's negotiating with Kevin Brennan,
how much money he'll get paid to be a guest on his show.
Oh my God. I'm sweating.
I'm going to go turn my...
This is so weird.
I'm going to be a good singer.
I'm sweating.
This is so embarrassing.
I've been on Kevin show a few times.
He's paid me for a couple of times I was on there.
I didn't ask for money.
He gave it to me.
It was very nice of him and I appreciate that.
I will go on, I'll put it on record.
The next time I go on Kevin show, I don't need anybody.
I'm not asking for money.
I make a living outside of MLC. I will go on, I'll put it on record. The next time I go on Kevin show, I don't need anybody. I'm not asking for money.
I make a living outside of MLC.
I can't believe that OP is asking for $2,000
to just go on a show and just bust balls
with some guys for a couple of hours.
Right.
Wow.
Yeah.
But Kevin is gonna try to explain why OP's format is garbage.
Okay, in clip 16. I mean, it should be pretty try to explain why O.B. is format is garbage. Okay.
Clip 16.
I mean, it should be pretty easy to explain.
Let's see if Kevin can pull it off.
I can't see super chats.
I can barely see you because it's getting dark.
Yeah, I'm going to go back inside because it's getting dark.
You're probably not happy because you can't see your
super chats coming in right now.
What's wrong?
Let me do my Kevin impression.
I know it's hot.
Good one, OP.
Spot on impression, they gotta say.
Jesus.
But, you know, it's clear OP watches Kevin's show.
Yeah.
Everyone watches Kevin's show.
I love what Sudduring John used to talk about how
during his lunch breaks and school,
middle school, he would watch Kevin Brennan.
And he complained if they would on late because he only has certain amount of time to watch
until the next period it starts off the bell rings, whatever.
And now John goes, oh, I started watching Kevin Brennan.
His show was so terrible.
It's like when you were obsessed with that before you were mad at Kevin.
And now you think it's the worst show ever. Okay.
If you say so.
All right.
Well, just out of nowhere, Kevin feels the need to throw Iraq under the bus to just
take try and get on team OP.
Why he hates Iraq too?
I know.
But just like, just like, out of completely
out of left, just just because of Iraq and then go be nosey Iraq.
Iraq on the other hand, it's a slimy fat piece of sholey. Like he's the same kind of
dude. Shule is where he's like, he says one thing and behind your back, he's talking
to other shit. And you probably know, E-Rock was like your pal,
and then as soon as you lost your job, he's like, fuck you, right?
Oh, it's just the opposite.
It is just, E-Rock has tried to have a relationship with OP,
and OP will not do it.
So that's completely the opposite of way around.
Right, this is just another, like, gambit that Kevin is playing.
I guess I know what Kevin's doing.
OP's enemies are my enemies know I know what Kevin's doing
These are my enemies. Yeah, I know what Kevin's doing
I know the opus falling for it
I know opus gonna go along with all of this
But that nothing can be further from the truth
We talked to Iraq about that and I just want to point out John Marlow says if you watch the MLC side
Adam and Stevie Luthe think opus was asking for 200 not 2000
They might not be wrong
I hope he was asking for 200, not 2000. They might not be wrong.
Yeah, sad.
Even more sad than, yeah, that's funny.
I fucked up the clip.
It was $2.
$2.
Yeah.
At one point, he's been live streaming so long
that his microphone shits out and there's a tactical
different time. It's night time.
It's yeah, the sun is going down.
The battery life is dying.
This whole show is dying.
I tied.
Yeah, but in the last clip, Kevin,
it's just cute, Kevin's,
Opie's asking Kevin why everybody's so on
about stuttering John and Kevin kind of is explaining the dabble
verse to Othe.
Yeah.
Hunter John.
So they pile up Carl and Julie, they basically do every show about Stuttering John because a
lot of people don't like them.
Most people don't like them.
So they like to watch them watch Stuttering John.
It's stupid, but it seems to be working for them.
Yeah, so that's stupid. It it seems to be working for them.
Yes, it does. It is stupid.
And it is work.
Yeah, I grew up all that Kevin.
Yes.
Opie, the Blair Witch Project right here, what the fuck?
If it was not her and John's not would be coming out of the nose.
Oh my God, since you said that, I have to play this video for you.
We're going to do just a couple of
starting to own things real quick
and then we gotta wrap it up. Oh Gaggy yeah Brian put this together for us, so it's kind of fun
You see that's what happened oh
Lady came up John doesn't have any friends. That's my friends. It's fucking high school. You dumb fuck
All right, oh the snap away thing any's a fucking New York's bravest.
The fireman.
And he has last day.
Now he's smugweed.
Skull.
Skull.
Yeah, you carol.
Drug testing.
Now we talk about the world.
Where is the animal?
The animal.
Oh, John doesn't have any friends
God damn
The the show in Rochester that that segment was
Everyone howling and screaming at all the dirty disgusting things.
Definitely the best worst, best of the worst. All right, so I have to play and really,
Missy is here because her boyfriend Anthony got included all of this somehow. Before I play that clip, though, real quick, there's a very interesting theory going on on the Deblers and Adamist subredder right now because John
changed his showtime to what like three Pacific time. It used to be like 330.
Yeah, it used to be 11 a.m. now it's like later in the afternoon and he says he's
doing this volunteer work. He can't tell us what it is,
but he's doing three hours of volunteer work every day.
And that's why people are speculating
that maybe he's back to substitute teaching,
maybe for a different school district.
I don't know if it's a different district,
but maybe a different school or something like that.
And apparently his 30 day California teaching emergency
license was renewed in June of 2023 and is valid until 2024.
He's been kissing Gavin Newsom's ass a lot lately and Newsom just extended the emergency
teacher period to each shaves and cut his hair.
So is it possible that John is back to substitute teaching?
And that's why he's
doing the shows when he's doing them. And it's all like smug and proud of himself.
You guys hear a paycheck coming in again. Oh good for him. Fucking do that. I'm just
doing that. I have definitely find out that. Get Gavin Newsom is so desperate for substitute
teachers. They're instituting a suicide squad protocol. Well, they'll just take anybody.
Dude, the worst of the worst.
Is he that teacher that like gets all the buses ready
and all the school kids and like lines them up
is like, that's what the job does?
No, it's not there.
I want time for that.
Oh, what a light.
What if he's a lunch lady?
That would be great.
That's possible.
Oh, no, he's not in the food and
shit. Could you imagine if you were running against, given
news, I was going to run for president at some point. Imagine
running against Gavin Newsom and your attack ad is like,
Gavin Newsom extended the substitute teacher policy in
California. And because of that, this man taught my son, Sidies. Yeah. Yeah, and he's fucking amazing.
I want to help produce that.
Just to back up to my lunch lady,
bit, can Stucho's fair use, baloney factory, please make
Stuttering John is barth from you can't do that on television.
That's a great idea.
Wow, be awesome.
But I love you all get that reference,
but I like that idea.
I had to do old reference, but that's stuttering John there.
That guy.
Stuttering John was a deli me, it would be like all of loaf.
Yes.
Certainly.
Yeah.
Discussing that into a loaf.
Yeah.
All right.
So John on his show claims that one Anthony Kumia called him on the phone.
Now do I need to explain?
This is not the realm of possibilities.
Anthony is not calling people on the phone.
Definitely not, Suttering John Melendez,
but this is John on his show talking about it.
So what happens today?
I get a call from Anthony Cumia.
Nope, after all these years.
And he goes, I told you, I told you,
Opie's gonna fucking, Opie's gonna piss you off.
I go, hey, I go.
Anthony, why are you calling me today?
So, all right.
First off, I love this conversation.
This is all made up for spoiler.
But listen to the back and forth
and that John is creating in his own head.
Where Anthony calls him up and says,
you know, fucking opi man, he's a problem.
And then John's response is,
why are you calling me?
Yeah, yeah.
Has this been established at this point?
The conversation.
All right.
So I pick up the phone and he's already telling me
how much he loves me and I'm like,
hey, who is this?
And like, what are you just saying?
Yes.
How are you calling me?
I go, hey, I go. Anthony, why are you calling me today?
He goes
Well, I had this quadruple bypass surgery. I just said I got a fucking just
You know, you and I had some great times drinking and they want to show doing a colomba thing
And I just thought I would just kind
Extend y'all a branch. I said that's cool.
That's cool. I said so I guess you saw what's going on with OP. He goes yeah but this is
what he does. He burns bridges. The guy's too stupid to realize that when he does something
you know it has ramifications. I go right now. And now the dobster has got me fucking pissed at him.
And then he tweets out today that I owe him an apology. No, dobster.
Oh my God.
Why is John making this up? Is it to make OP upset or is he really trying to get his audience to think that him and Anthony
are now friends over this?
No, I think he wants Anthony's dialogue in this again.
I think it's a bait.
I think it's a sort of manipulative tactic.
I mean, I think there could be other ways of going about, but I love how he is just like,
you know, I had a quadruple.
It's like, he had surgery.
He's not the 12-step program.
He's not fucking making the men the end of the business.
What the fuck are you talking about?
The surgeon told me I had a call.
My enemy's off.
But it was not good stress on your heart, sir.
You really sure?
You know, right?
Make a man's with dipshits.
But that's why it's so obviously, this is a made up conversation to get under Opie's
skin because John leaves out all of the things that made John mad at Anthony about like
he was just like, oh, I forgave, as soon as he called me, I forgave him immediately
about calling me out for not being funny, calling out my kids for being, you know, like just shitting on my kids and everything that he's furious with
Anthony about is not a non-issue.
They're just like right on the same page about shitting on OP.
It's so obviously made up.
Anthony did an hour on what a shitty father John must have been.
And to think that he would then call
John and John to be like, oh, hey, what do you call me? Oh, yeah, I hope yeah, he done
suck. According to John, I do that.
I'm pretty sure that John is kids is the most important. He's the greatest father in the
world. If he gets that focal, you think he'd be like, you mother fuck you got some balls
calling me right now. The shit that you said. It's just like, oh, yeah, no, I know. I don't know. I don't want to work.
But Anthony doesn't even call me.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I'm honored.
I actually still feel like a radio listener when he picks up what I call.
I'm like, oh my god, I'm on.
I'm like, for a time long time.
Well, yeah.
I do.
But the last time he called me, which I honestly want to say is the only time he called me was
When he he admitted himself into the hospital. Yeah, back recently and when he called me
I knew something was wrong right so it's like
To get hit to have him call you let alone get him on the phone is just very rare
It's very you'll get you'll get like a text back maybe a couple hours later
But has nothing to do with the fact that you call them.
Yeah, it's a silly.
You owe me an apology.
That's the other thing too. All these grown men need apologies and shit. What the fuck world do we live in?
What would that do for you? I love it.
I get over here.
It's a sin.
All apologies. Wherever you get by, guys.
I fucking defending you and defending you and defending you.
And then you fucking trash me on Twitter.
And then you fucking start putting everything on me
when it was you.
Doesn't even know what he's talking about.
Hey, I'll get them some...
I should get the fucking
embassy on him.
Oh, he's got one.
Show us your fucking recent call.
Right, yes.
I want to see you make this.
Just fucking show.
He started this.
And Vince is a smart guy.
He's going to go, oh, we did.
So now he has to get Vince the lawyer on to ask who started
this?
John, Vince is not your friend. And this is why you're a child. Vince the lawyer ought to ask who started this
John Vince is not your friend and this is why you're a child and you're very difficult to be friends with
You got I have to get phone calls from you to come on error What you do with Joey see like he does to everyone he calls them up who started this
carries
Oh, we started it and after truth truth, Opie fucking drew first blood.
So Opie, don't start crying now.
Okay, because now I'm going to make you like miserable.
You know, because I'm going to talk about you every fucking day.
Oh, yeah.
He's on me every day.
He's on me every day.
All the more than ever was in your mouth.
Jesus.
I was just thinking of any power on his show. He talks about me every day. All the more than ever was in your mouth. Jesus. I was like, he thinks he has any power on his show.
He talks about me every day.
My life is not miserable.
It's just the opposite.
So very, very lucrative.
Yeah, you're not gonna hurt,
open any single way.
So let me just show you the tweet that Anthony put out
once he was made aware of this.
Okay. So he posted this clip of this. Okay.
So he posted this clip that we just played.
Here's the clip from this drunken into style.
I assure you I didn't call this guy.
Open I have and trace each other in a while and I just like to keep it that way.
This is John being the intoxicated problem that he is.
I just got a text from someone who said, Southern John is on the show saying I called him
and patched things up.
This couldn't be further from the truth
I haven't even talked about him in quite some time never mind talking to him
I don't know what his motive is here, but I'm sure whatever it is. It's destined for failure
I asked him and he sends it to me and I would just mention the point down
I'm like wait you didn't call him, did you? Like, I'm not sure.
He can call him, did you?
And he's like, just, no.
Why would you do that?
He needs, oh, no.
I was like, okay, I just, I'm sure he was like a blue.
I texted Anthony, I was just like,
I'm glad you patched things up with John.
That was great to hear.
Yeah.
I still think also, and I sent it to you, Carl, was the tweet that John had after.
And it was like, it just shows you that he has no interest in the patching up.
He just wants the shit to be stirred and pointed towards him to have this leverage of victimhood
and now, you know, ammunition now ammunition of you should on me.
Now I have reason to.
It's a pretty shasty way of attack.
And he says as much as I despise Pocky, it was finally a decent move on his part to call
me and extend the offer.
We found mutual ground and was discussing the in name complexities.
That's an oxymoron.
He's retarded of the dopester.
But then he goes, but then he continues to shit on and it's like,
wait, what do you want?
What do you want?
He goes, oh, yeah, he also assaults women.
He lied about that.
And it's like, you don't see that right there.
It's all about just trying to stir this up again
to kind of feel like you
are the superior person in all of this and you're not.
Isn't it interesting?
So, I think if I could just wrap all of this up at a bow here.
And we could.
What we're seeing is between Opie, Kevin, and Stuttering John, these are three people who need
attention anyway they can get it are going about it in all the wrong ways and
It's desperate. You know what I'll leave Kevin out of it
I mean these these been talking about Opie for a while here
Opie and John are both realizing that they need us more than we need them
And so now they're trying to insert themselves
Into this world and it's really sad and pathetic. And pull all their people into it.
Like, and that's no fucking part of it.
It doesn't scare.
Yes.
Yeah, it doesn't really give a shit.
And then he pulls it this way
and then he knows how to provoke him
and this is what he gets.
And he kind of got what he wanted.
John's Neglected Cat says,
I hope if someone did actually call Southern John,
pretend to be Ant,
that they had the foresight to record that conversation.
I believe that if Johnson, California, I don't think you can release that.
I think that's a two-party state, right?
Or is it what? Maybe California has it. I don't know.
I don't think there was ever a fight call.
That's a high probability, though.
There's no way there's a phone call. You know what I mean? That would be so ridiculous.
Hey, I just want to call, I want to bury the hatch.
You know, we used to drink and we did that
Colombo thing, like all stuff that's like publicly
known about the two of them.
We had that poker game.
Anyway, I just wanted to say we're cool, right?
So silly.
All right, Missy, thank you so much
for coming on the show today.
Thank you.
I really appreciate it.
Happy holidays to you.
Merry Christmas.
I don't think Merry Christmas as well.
To you.
I mean, New Year's and Christmas,
I didn't think you were celebrating any
shoely holidays over there.
No.
Happy Hanukkah and Felice Navidad.
That's what I say.
I need that.
All right.
Missy B, where can people find you on Twitch?
Yeah, I do Twitch once in a while.
Probably actually gonna do that after this because I'm all like, camera ready. All right. Yeah, I do Twitch once in a while. Probably actually gonna do that after this,
because I'm all like camera ready.
All right, yeah, it'll be good.
So, yeah, I'll do that.
It's on Twitch, it's MissyBGood, just a letter B.
And yeah, I've been playing city skylines.
That one's really fun.
What is city skylines?
It's the first person to shoot.
It's not a simulation city game.
So like, I don't think it's-
It's a tornado.
Kind of, but it's just like from a larger perspective. I had my, my high school
burned up probably, you know, black and white with the matches or kids will be kids. What are you
gonna do? I'm dealing with a tornado as the mayor. I did. I didn't know when it took out my other
high school. I'm not kidding. You're doing a shit job. I gotta say. I know my answer.
It's like infrastructure.
Shit.
Move out of tornado alley, Missy.
All right.
Thanks, Missy.
Good to talk to you.
Thanks, guys.
Bye.
All right.
Andy, we do have a review segment coming up.
Some lovely, lovely ladies ready to come on the show.
Yeah. Yeah. We do have a review segment coming up. Some lovely, lovely ladies.
Ready to come on the show.
Ready to eat.
Yeah.
Yes.
Things are going good over here on WATP.
I'm not going to lie.
But before we do that, we have to play that ugly girl
who reads the news.
That nobody likes.
Okay.
Yeah.
You know, that girl girl Lucy tight box.
Who looks a little...
Yeah, looks a little something like this.
Internet news with Lucy tight box.
From Patreon, Brian Vavaro might be on to something.
Aren't you guys supposed to bring podcasts to these episodes?
Andy brought a video of a black woman crying
and Lucy brought a video of a black woman crying and Lucy brought
a video of a guy crushing a watermelon.
Some mysterious person named, who are these podcast response?
Great point, vote Carl!
Big bad Bobo confesses, I went into this fully intending to Simph for Lucy, but I haven't
enjoyed listening to a non-recurring segment as much as Carl's submission in a long time.
So, I'll probably vote for Lucy for coming up with this category.
Shane Morrison haven't watched yet, but voting for LT.
Goody shoes, Andy was great on this.
Love the whole episode, by the way.
I don't even have a witty comment to goof on this app.
You're doing it, Carl.
James Newsom. This is a classic downward spiral
of an angry alcoholic.
Stucho is such a prick.
Chris Vigeld, man, it seems damn tiring being
stuttering John.
Does he do any living in between all that complaining?
Matt Boyle, I know where you work.
Made me laugh out loud.
Willie's Amanga has a theory.
John is now saying he's doing charity work.
He's obviously doing community service for a DUI.
Reg Barrow pines.
John has a fascinating perspective on what winning looks like.
The Leander may be speaking for the masses with.
At this point, I really hope John gets what's coming to him.
Courtney Harlow notes, it is telling that nobody from the ONA days still hang with
OP, yet Bobo and even Stalker Patty visit Ante Compound occasionally. Courtney Harlow notes, it is telling that nobody from the ONA days still hang with OP
yet Bobo and even Stalker Patty visit Ante at Compound occasionally.
External extrapolations, rear window OP is brilliant.
Someone needs to make that into a video.
Square 1475 with the wildly unpopular.
Lucy Typebox is a 3.
Team Money Needs Clarification. She says 3 things for
episode, and from Reddit, Getty leaves thumb comments. The Den Van Thing actually looks
as if it would be good fun to keep an eye on, especially with the kids being the deadpan
foils to the idiotic parents. Sorry Lucy, Andy gets my vote this week. Totally unprecedented.
When Carl is around Lucy, he always acts like a sex pest, which is the least prestigious
kind of sex offender.
Percy is a WC.
Andy you son of a bitch that fucking pod is gold.
And Turbo 7049 plays us out with.
Best episode in a long time.
Andy wins this week, but Lucy brings it.
If it was only about Big Tits, Vinnie would be decimating Carl on the creep off.
I'm an idiot.
I hit mute on my mic, forgetting that my mic controls
all the audio coming out of my computer.
And so I muted the news halfway.
Wow, most of the news just got muted as I went and
ran, anybody both a randoo different bathrooms in the house during that. We're
going along today. Oops, well, we'll fix it in post everybody. Don't you worry
about, don't you worry about that. I am very excited. It's been a minute since
we've talked to Mary Beth Johnson back on the show,
it's happening to Mary Beth.
Hello.
Glad to be back.
Good to see you.
And Mary Beth, I was told by your lovely husband
that you have a new venture that you're working out right now.
Yes, I started an only fan.
Hey.
Hey.
Oh, oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, I started and only fans. Only with the kids think about that. Welcome
you will find your only fans, Mary Beth Rosie and my IPTH ROS. Mary Beth Rosie. Yeah.
All right. Well, we'll look out for that. What kind of anything you want to promote?
Like what type of things we want to be fine
if we sign up for your only fans account?
Mostly just noodies.
60 lingerie.
Okay.
I'm in.
I'm sold.
Yeah, I know.
Got it done.
I ain't no more.
I'm trying it.
All three of you are a couple times a week.
Also here to promote her only fans is
Kendi. What's happening?
No way. Now you don't have any only fans yet?
No.
All right. Well, I wanted to feel like I was in Florida.
So, oh yeah. Is it, is it warm where you are?
Actually, it is. You're, you're missing the best day in the Tri-Cade area in a while.
So, well, we're also missing the best day in Florida right now because we're inside doing a podcast
like idiots.
I got the pool of the 85 degrees out there.
I was just in it and now we're in here.
But things can be worse.
We're talking to two lovely ladies.
Kendi, I believe you're a little under the weather today.
Yeah, a little bit.
I sounded much worse before.
I was gonna say, you sound the same as always.
You told me you have the cold wind going out right now.
Yeah, yeah, I do.
Jesus, that's a bummer.
Got the Chinese aids.
That's still a thing.
All right, what did you do to get it,
candy, fess up.
What did you do, Rog?
You remember that guy who wanted to hate,
fuck me behind a dumpster. Yeah, of course
There you go. He gave me a hell of a
What a problem. It's a tournier than I thought no shit
Well, I have to do my job here and ask are there any new reviews that anyone brought to read to us tonight?
There are two Mary Beth. You want to do one sure?
Let's see
Is it the predictable one?
All right, I'll read that one. I don't like the
Sout of this
Every show follows the same format one 20% find a new podcast to piss off and murder Carl
Two 20% remind six individuals that Carl is still alive and needs
to be murdered. Three, 40% how to frost your tips. They also tell you the show's over
then go on for another half hour to say the show is over again. Why?
That is true. Except for the frost to test 40%.
Actually, I don't know how it looks for all you guys, but I think I got the lighting right finally
No longer showing off the frosted tips
Well the fucking son this is the problem with like going to Florida is that the sun is actually out
I had the sun glaring on me earlier in the program. So I was
Scrambling to move blinds around. So I wouldn't look silly.
I had to look silly, kidney on my own show.
Would that be terrible?
Yeah, that would be first, right?
Yeah, it would be a first.
Could you, I'm very bad.
That's a big thing.
Was that a five-star review?
Yeah.
Excellent.
Thank you very much for the review.
We appreciate it.
Who is it from again?
Let's see.
Mag, little light note.
You've, I don't know. You for the 5-star review, Andy.
It's probably an accurate, I might just...
How do you feel when all the apologies pocket is 5-stars?
Do you also just say who cares?
Go fuck yourself.
Is that your take on that, too?
It doesn't get 5-stars.
It's never happened.
This is Andy's take if you give him a 5-star review.
Shut the fuck up, ass wipe and suck my cock
So angry over there and to geez
Candy you ever review for us. Yeah
It's called well done by Beats Betty
Super funny and enjoyable Carl and his team put effort into what they are covering. I can see why they have haters
It's not great review. It's a great review.
I mean, not following the format that we asked for.
But it sounds like a five star review today.
Unfortunately, yes, it's a five star review.
Wow.
A lot of positivity happening on the show today.
I'm not used to that.
I won't get used to it.
I promise you that.
Okay.
Let's hit some voice smells and then we'll get out of here.
Starting off with Paco.
You guys Paco fans at all?
Yes.
Yes, too. We like Paco.
And there was that caller from Mexico who was calling Paco out.
So Paco's got some words.
Yeah, what's up, Carlos?
Paco, that herb guy Saturday's show was pretty good.
I like the man.
He was a good guest, man.
He really brought a lot to the table.
You know, I like some, I like certain other guests, you know, like ready to meet or somebody.
But anyway, I just want to say, man, your show has been getting dope, or man love from respect.
Also, fuck that stupid piece of shit from Mexico, You know what I'm saying? Straight up it out.
That's why, you know what?
Just fuck that fool, man.
You know what?
I see that fool, my fuck is that stuff.
You know what I'm out here?
And you know, I'm not gonna hurt him.
I'm really mad.
I'm way cooler than this fucking guy.
You know what?
I don't know where this is going.
I just wanted to sense a little bit of age
to that stupid fuck who thinks he's superior
than a American living in Mexico.
Get the fuck out of here.
All right, man, got us a dose of who's white.
He's got a good point right there.
Paco at least lives in America, a real country.
He's got to there.
So I think Paco made that call,
and that's not Paco's nature.
He's not an angry guy, he felt bad about it. Hey, it was so close with Paco made that call and that's that Paco's nature. He's not an angry guy. He felt bad about it.
Hey, it was no cops. Paco, I want to apologize for how they hate. I was feeling the last voice now.
I'd appreciate it if you did not play it. All right, I'll see you guys later.
You know, I've had that to Krugger.
All right. I guess he uh... It's trying to squash the beef here that he has with the other the other collar
Carl calls it into the show
Hey look at me my name is Carl and I'm a big stupid jerk with a big fat head
And I think I'm sure I'm a fucking funny
Anyway Carl I'm a huge fan of the show I love all your work
I just started calling it and tell you we have the same person name.
I love you, love the show. I'm Carl B.
Get it?
Wow, that was a spot on impression. I thought that was you.
No, the point was, is that that's how that guy talks. He wasn't doing me. Can you pay attention?
Keep up over here.
Guys, we've been debating hemorrhoids on this show. Oh,
should I cut Missy B out? Because I think she was over
when we were talking to about this on point, dabble point.
Let's get some facts, get some info here.
Hello, Carl and Kendi. I'm here to answer both of your
questions about hemorrhoids.
Hello, Carl and Kindi. I'm here to answer both of your questions about hemorrhoids. Kindi. Chronic hemorrhoids are, I can just explain in three steps. Step one is you have chronic alcoholism.
Step two is you have chronic diarrhea because of that. And step three is because of the chronic diarrhea, you have chronic hemorrhoids. Now Carl, your exploding hemorrhoids
question goes are called thrombost hemorrhoids. That's when a hemorrhoid fills
up with blood and if there's some kind of pressure on it or something it can
burst at which point you will be shooting blood out of your asshole into your
underwear. The more you know, do do do, do, do.
We haven't had Mary Beth here in a second, so I want to ask her a question.
I don't know if you've been following this lately, but John was accused by a woman of
shitting the sheets.
Oh, yeah.
You know, tell her.
And John's response was, I don't shit sheets, but I do have exploding hemorrhoids, and I
will bleed through my underpants and jeans.
Which is worse. That's my question. Let's say, let's say, um,
you're your first date or your first night with Brian Johnson, you're all excited.
Spend the night at your place or you're over at his,
which is the deal breaker of those two things?
Well, with Brian, there's no deal breaker no deal breaker. Okay. I'll accept him. I'll say you're with Andy all the
Explosions. Yeah, you're spitting it out with Andy before you meet Brian. Which is the deal breaker?
I think I think the bleeding through the pants like that's pretty bad pretty fucking dead right?
That's disgusting like you shit yourself. You You go, my bad, I won't do that again.
But you're, I've already explode.
You're like, how often does this happen?
It's like, what are you on your period?
Oh, man.
Yeah, I think they're both embarrassing.
But I don't know that one makes it off the hook
for the other.
Kendi, what are your thoughts on this?
Yeah, so I have, I have actually thought about this.
I think the hemorrhoids are worse. Yeah, why is that?
Because you know, a lot of you guys don't necessarily wipe all the way. So once in a while,
a streak, okay. Yeah, hold on a second. You've been with guys who don't wipe their ass holes while are you from New Jersey? My ex-husband, yeah.
Okay.
Alright, well, there's a book called Everybody Poops.
There's not a book called Everybody Explodes Blood Out of Their Ass.
It ruins their genes.
Not yet, but I see an opportunity there.
Yeah, Andy.
Pop up book.
Oh.
Because of 3D glasses. opportunity there. Yeah, I put book.
3 because of 3d glasses.
Hey, Carla, I just want to thank you because I've been going back,
listening to old episodes and
staying pretty relevant. So pretty
much. All I've been listening to
lately for the past month or two
is W A T P smart.
Learn something new about myself.
I in get enraaged when i have someone
rolled a tongue now thanks to the in and of your wonderful show like it it
happened it my wife's work the other day
take behind the counter just rolls her tongue and i just want to reach a
counter and slam her face into it so So yeah, thank you for my new discovery, and thank you both for bye.
Arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, who hates that?
It's the most fun part of the show.
I hate that.
I'm almost part of doing it.
I can't stand that.
Oh, one potato zero, that's funny though.
Gary and San Diego called it.
Hey Carl, Gary and San Diego. Well, I guess it turns out that both Vincent and John have teamed up to pretend they've got
pictures of your wife and the nude.
And they're threatening to post them, at least they were at one point.
And then John later recants, well, I never really had those pictures.
I don't have pictures.
They don't exist.
So what do you think about that?
Him threatening to post some pictures and teaming it up with a vin. Boy, they're
they're last-right together those guys. I think they're stuck together now like
two tar babies. Anyway, I'd like to hear what you think about all that.
what you think about all that.
Rock and Rola, Carl, keep on rocking in the free world. Okay, so he called in three more times
and he's working out his new sign off
is keep on rocking in the free world rock and roll.
So he was just trying that out on that call.
But I had to tell you, there was a call that came in
where somebody said that they pictured Gary looks like
Wilford Brimley.
And so I got an email from Gary and San Diego
with a photo of him and he does.
The fucking person nailed it.
He's got the exact same mustache as Wilford Brimley.
It was very impressed.
He even said that Judy was floored by that call
because they nailed it so much.
He called back with a pretty interesting theory.
Hey, Carl, Gary and San Diego.
Well, you know how on every podcast,
John vehemently complains that trolls and haters
are calling his mother at 3.30 in the morning.
Don't do it.
But in actuality, I think that what he's doing is encouraging the trolls and haters to
call his mother.
And eventually, he's hoping she's going to have a nervous breakdown and the heart attack
and drop dead.
And his ultimate plan is to swoop in before his relatives find out brother and
sister that is and he's gonna grab all of her assets that's his ultimate goal
so don't believe when he says hey haters and trolls don't call my mom yeah
he thinks he protests too much anyway that's what that's it from San Diego Carl keep rocking in the free world
Rockin' Rolla. All right now listen closely listen to this
The keys asking Judy if you did a good job or not
Yeah, I like all
So it doesn't hang up there are a lot of times when it'll go on
for the entire three minutes of the max limit
for the voicemail.
And you hear him go up to his bedroom or something
and then start talking to Siri
about putting on different channels
on serious ex-admissive.
It's fascinating looking for the world
of Gary and San Diego.
But what was he talking about together?
I already forgot.
Well, it's his theories.
Anyway, remember what he just said?
Oh, he wants his mom to die so we can inherit all of our stuff.
That's right.
I believe it.
Why not?
Sounds right.
Andy, you won't believe this.
Von Miller called into the show. I always get excited with celebrity's call in.
Ladies, you probably don't know this linebacker for the Buffalo Bills. Got in this illegal trouble
recently, but still is able to call in.
Hey, Carl, did you buddy Von Miller? I'm really sorry, but I'm not going to, something came up, and I'm not going to be able to do the show this weekend.
Maybe we can reschedule at some point, but I'm not sure when this is going to be.
Alright, I'll say how to mental win this before you.
Okay, so Von Miller accused of beating up his pregnant girlfriend.
Not a great look.
Nate from Flint, Michigan, called it a show.
Hey, Carl Nate from Flint, Michigan.
It looked he isn't just winning because she's an attractive person who was born with a
gash.
She's going up against three.
I have to say hideous monsters, but I also am struggling to find another free.
Hideous monsters, have you seen Chris's hair?
It's amazing.
I don't know.
I was checked.
I was doing okay in the polls, sir.
That's true.
Andy, you're going to be in sufferable if you win this round.
Now I can forward to that. Hey, Carl. Andy dropped some major knowledge on the last episode. He said,
uh, Curly, people with curly hair want straight hair. People with straight hair
want curly hair. Small body people want to be large body and large body people want a small
body. And I want you to know that people with straight feet want club
feet and people with club feet want straight feet and it's gonna be okay because
people also with straight teeth want crooked teeth.
Look at that so I don't like a fine call that it really took a turn there.
Unreal.
Oh I don't have the voice that I was way too long,
but our half black gay listener called in,
he had a lot to say, but one of the things that he said was,
he thinks Andy, you need a better gimmick.
He thinks you should get a puppet called Trukey.
That a bad idea. Trukey and Tuky, just saying.
Yeah, I want, I need like an amatar, like a potato-esque, you know, eyes.
Cardigan?
I don't know.
On a truck, yeah.
Yeah, all right, you're ready.
Get my eyes on the headlights.
All right, this is, oh, someone's calling me Richard Christy from the Howard Cernchow.
You know Carl, I finally figured out that the list of new footage here.
I figured out what's wrong with you.
You're the Richard Christy of podcasting.
Sam, the guy's my favorite, the sense is my favorite, the Beatles are my favorite, we
are my favorite, we are just my favorite, the best of all the builds are my favorite, the Detroit ones are my favorite. Wee my favorite. Wee is my favorite. The best of the builds are my favorite.
The Detroit ones are my favorite. I was doing my favorite. We'll be nancy's my favorite.
Gensup is most of my favorite. Gensup is my favorite. I got lots of favorites. What about
every episode of the show where he points out things that aren't his favorite? That's true. I do play out of this. There's a number of things I don't like very much.
Although everything on the screen right now aside from Kendi is doing pretty good. I love to say.
You two are both my favorite. All right. One more voice mail coming in.
Do you marry about, are you familiar with Richard Christie from the Howard Stern Show?
Yeah. Yeah. He's eat. I'm just gonna say he's my favorite.
Two million favorite guys on that show. Huge fan of his.
Carl, I just want to thank you for getting me turned on to the Stuttering Sex Best
podcast. That dude is really doing the Lord's work. I was putting it over the loudspeaker in the warehouse all week and I now have three kids
and they're mid-20s working out there that on Monday morning, had no idea who the studying
job was and for the past four days, it was walking on the warehouse going.
Thank you for spreading the holiday cheer.
That's awesome. Yes, Duttering Sex Past on YouTube
is putting the other these calculations
of all of our old Suthering John segments
going back years, hours and hours of material
and fun to go catch up on
to see what you missed or just remember what you forgot.
I guess.
Carl, I have to bring up to kind kind of breeze passes a little quickly though, but if I'm remembering
my T.E.S.D. lore correctly, Brian is boys with Richard Christie from Richard Christie's
sick drumming and Brian's mental fandom.
They do know each other.
Yeah.
Alright, man, I'm going to try to be friends with Brian now. If he knows Richard, try to get try to get it in with them.
That's awesome. Good guy to know. Yeah.
Him and what does is wife's name, Christy? Christy Christy Christy Christy and
Richard Christy. Yeah. All right.
So again, Mary Beth, the only fans is...
Mary Beth Rosie.
Mary Beth Rosie.
Mary Beth with an eye.
And Rosie with an eye.
And Rosie with an eye.
Candy.
I'm glad you're feeling better.
You're looking well for once.
Thank you. Congratulations, all that.'re looking well for once. Thank you.
Congratulations, all that.
I wish I could say the same.
I know.
I wish you could too.
It'd be nice.
You know if you lied to me every now and again.
Would it kill you?
It might.
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
Okay, bye.
Go fuck yourselves.
Have a good week.
Okay, folks.
Guess what?
The episode's over.
Bye.
A plane is hit.
I watched it Corley.
His mom.
Boom.
And Mary Beth, you're one of the few women that I don't hate.
My mom
Boom
Mary Beth you're one of the few women that I don't hate