Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep470 - Marble Forest
Episode Date: December 7, 2023I'm still on vacation so here's a bonus episode of WATP from June of 2023 with Dick Masterson and Vinnie Paulino. We checked out Marble Forest, which is a "Paranormal and mystery podcast." This is wha...t extremely dumb girls used to do in their bedrooms during sleepovers, now it's being recorded and uploaded to the internet. It's brutal. Then we check in on a recent Patty Pukewater livestream. I'm loving his new format but I wish he'd get a better internet connection. We bail on this pretty quickly though because he stops talking about me. Finally we get back into the Financial Feminist's book about how women are bad with money because of the patriarchy. Well, then Tori admits that women are emotional spenders and don't want to learn how to save and invest. So there's that. https://www.patreon.com/thedickshow Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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W-A-T-P!
Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts.
I'm your host, Carl.
I am still in the W-A-T-P South Studios.
And so today's episode is from June of this year.
It was a bonus crossover episode with the Dicks Show,
a crossover event with the Dicks Show.
It's actually just an episode of the W-A-T-P with Vinny and Dick.
Of course, today we learned that Ralph Serella died.
He died this week, Howard Cern's longtime stylist and possible boyfriend, I don't know,
a lot of speculation.
It's interesting that we had just played clips of Ralph calling out Suttering John on our
most recent episode that would have been so nice to get him on WATP that ship has obviously
sailed and that's too bad.
On a semi-related note,
I had lunch with Moanique from RadioGunk today, with Mo,
and she was lovely to hang with.
It was a lot of fun.
Okay, that's enough of an update of my current trip.
Check out this bonus episode if you like what you hear.
You can hear a lot more of it on patreon.com slash
who are these podcasts?
Did you see that guy, the guy who attacks me at the Netflix thing? Uh, he's got, he might be a pedophile. Yeah, he's got a, he's got, he was charged with, um, sex acts
with a under 14 minor, but then they didn't prosecute it. So yeah, I heard that on your
show. And isn't that, uh, that somebody who should be doing everything they can to avoid the legal system in every single way
It's so brazen to go out and just start fighting protesters who like Dave Chappelle's jokes
Yeah, it's weird. Especially at a school the second one. That's where I would definitely not
Want to get involved in any violence about this pedophile
That's where I would definitely not want to get involved in any violence about this pedophile.
Wow. Does he have any type of conditions on him as in any type of lists? Maybe. Yeah, I'm not supposed to play the month.
They won't be over there.
Yeah, fuck that guy. Is he on a list though? Is he like legitimately on the registry?
No, because they dropped the charges.
I don't know.
With anybody with anything in California.
That's a good point.
That is true.
When I was out there visiting you, you know, last year,
I was talking to a guy who has some issues going on
and he said,
they've never enforced the laws around here.
That's always been the case, but now everyone knows it.
And that's really changed here. Ever since the lockdowns, when everyone just said, Hey, let's go up
those hills and just fuck with other rich people. And there were no consequences for it.
They're like, Hey, this is fun. We could do this all the time now. Yep. Now they know
it. Now they know it. So they got away with one train robbery. So now they're all the
time. You're safe, though, Dick.
The hill that you're on is so much higher that you'll be fired.
No, we got an arsonist up here.
Oh, yeah?
He's been going around like lighting sheds and trees on fire.
The cops caught his car, but they didn't catch him.
No shit.
You know, I would always check the fire department.
That's where all the arsonists are.
Oh, yeah, that's a good point.
Seriously.
He's a white guy. We had, where I grew up, or see his. I's where all the arsonists are. Oh yeah, that's a good point. Seriously.
He's a white guy.
We had, where I grew up, where he is.
I grew up in a town called Spencer Port.
That's a white guy crime.
Yes, it is a white guy crime.
In Spencer Port, the actual fire station burnt down.
We had so many fires as if it's a very,
so many buildings burned down.
The fire station itself burnt down.
It's like, I wonder who would have done that?
Who's there all day?
Who's hanging out in this place all day every day?
Are you trying to say?
I'm just cheating on his wife.
Like, I gotta cause it.
I gotta get a distraction.
You gotta get a distraction, you know?
I need the whole building's burning down.
Oh, geez.
Oh, the truck was at the garage.
Oh, damn it.
Valvation.
And you guys got to go to those red shoes
where you can hook up to the high,
oh, they're in there too.
Fuck.
It's all a thing.
All right.
You guys ready to get the show started?
Yeah.
I have a special treat for us.
I have our old intro to start things off.
I just had to go look for the,
he couldn't find the new one.
Yes.
Who are these podcasts?
Is the podcast with this knucklehead name carl?
There's people out there like Dick Masterson.
Both of these guys sound like they've been waiting
for something to do since Blockbuster closed.
Oh, there are shitty podcasts.
We think they bad.
I meant Dick, he was a piece of shit.
He's a fucking sociopath.
That dude's a sociopath.
Oh, it's terrible.
Why do you keep listening to that and go?
What? What are you Joe Cool over here with the sunglasses on? These guys got banned from other outlets.
They use that as street cred as to prove that they are the punk rock. I would be
drive into Rochester, New York and go in two knuckles deep of my index finger in his eye socket.
They shouldn't be allowed to play my song that I wrote.
People have asked me if there's any chance of reconciliation.
Absolutely not. I don't deal with Baby Dick.
It's show time.
Presenting. Buh-buh, buh-buh-buh-buh Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh
I can't not be there
Except for when I'm here now
It's a good place where the river is so
Careful that it'll snow
That's where we come in
I can't breathe in
I can't hold on
That's where we're together
He's been like, oh, no, man, you're my kid.
Yeah.
Hello, baby digs and cusseros. It's cyber and other TDSW and ETP crossover event.
I mean, how sick my ass you said.
And with US always, Carl Hamburger from World East Podcast,
Sean, the audio engineer could not be here
because he has, I don't know, a wife or something,
it's annoying, but someone who doesn't has a lot of free time,
Vinnie Paul Lito.
Oh, I'd like to thank you both for having me tonight.
And also, thank you for the extra generous portion
of space on that camera frame.
You are welcome, buddy.
You need it all, but Vinnie Paul Lito, from the creep off, space on that camera frame. You are welcome, buddy. You need it all of it.
Vinnie Paul, we know from the creep off,
we do that show together Mondays at one
and sub-right of surfing with Cardiff Electric.
Glad to be here.
Glad to have you.
You were kind of sunk back there, Vinnie.
You got like, there's like a little tiny stamp of your head.
And then it's just background.
Maybe you could pull back a little bit more car.
That's the nicest couple, man.
Fucking spy satellite to foe me
Fucking guy the best compliment you've ever received just now. He's like well your head looks tidy
I'm you're mad about this. I'm not mad. Yeah, I didn't think I would thank you dick. That is a compliment
You know I'm funny about that intro is there's so many more people who hate us since that was edited together
Yeah, that's great. That's great. Three years ago. I forgot who it was
But somebody put that together for us
I used to play all these clips of people complimenting me before I started the show
Because that would give me nice little ego boost going into it and then this guy decided like what if we just pulled
Cliffs of all the people who hate both Carl and Dick for different reasons and
You've got Maddix in there at the end.
That's fun. Oh, man.
What happened to Maddox?
What's he doing nowadays?
He's off twit.
I like it.
Yeah, I'd like to get him to re-record that and see if there is any of the starch has gotten
knocked out of him since that baby dick shit.
I don't know.
I don't know what he's doing.
I should hire like a PI or catfish him or something and load up a bumble or humble or grind or something and see what he's doing. I should hire like a PI or catfish him or something and load up a bumble or humble or grind
or something and see what he's doing.
I'm very, he's gotta be not long for LA.
He has to be running out of money.
I'm very curious about this now because
do you still have friends who are part of like UCB
and stuff I would imagine, right?
Me, no.
No, I mean, they don't talk to you
but I figured you had connections or something.
No, really, no. No, really, okay. Because't talk to you, but I figured you had connections or something. Not really.
No, okay.
Cause I wonder if you're still part of that world.
If you're still hanging with comics and going on show.
You think it's okay for a 45 year old man to be hanging around a comedy theater with
a bunch of like 19 year old girls paying 400 bucks for comedy classes.
You think they want that image out there?
That's literally the whole scene.
You just described it.
That's what that all is.
You just sold me out.
I never want to think of comedy classes.
If you just said that, I was like,
maybe I should sell it for a comedy class or two.
That's a good idea.
You should teach it.
Carl.
You can come in with your with your Patreon as well.
I'm Carl hand, we're gonna add like to teach it
101 only in pro comedy class.
Yep.
And then I get people in there and they're like,
all right, so what do you do to be funny?
And I go, you know what?
You got to get real excited and yell.
That's always how it works.
And if you make your eyes big,
everybody will think it's a stare.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, video dire are gonna be dual professors
on this one.
Oh yeah, we're gonna team up with these people the way.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
wow, that class was horrible.
Give it. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Wow, that class was horrible.
Give it.
I gotta tell you.
All right, so I'm not gonna get laid
with what you're saying.
That's fair enough.
That class is not worse than actual classes
that are out there.
I'm not not even kidding you.
I know.
There was a guy in Rochester,
that guy told Carl this.
He was charging people $250.
This man is never worth anywhere professionally ever.
The only thing he ever did was have an open mic
in a coffee shop.
He charged people $250 each to come take his comedy class.
And I had to talk and do a lot of these people who paid
and they told me what the number one rule in comedy was.
Okay.
Whenever I asked Eddie Ovo, I would say,
hey, you took that guy's class.
This is what they learned.
This is what they learned. What's the number one one rule in comedy and they always said the same thing don't punch down
I did not take that class. I just want to point out I learned nothing from that number one rule in comedy don't
Punch down right now. Okay, but it's what's to get into the business
Wow, maybe that is the number one rule in comedy now
As long when, whatever you're
saying, as long as you can frame it as like, well, I'm speaking truth to power, that's
like a, that's like an applause joke. Oh, so you're saying that the 10 minutes I have on
rape victims, I've just completely throw out. I can't use any of that material now.
Apparently not. Do all of your grandstanding material. That'll be perfect. Tell everybody
how good you are compared to that, but how they need to reevaluate their lives.
People love to be lectured.
They do. It's shocking.
That's always fun to think I'm fucking shocking.
You know guys, Asians have rights too.
That's how I start my sense.
The fuck outta here.
COVID wasn't there for you know guys.
Alright, let's let's get into the show today.
We'll be reviewing a show called marble forest podcast hosted by Jesse and Amber.
And have you seen what these hosts look like, Dick?
Uh, no, but I have multiple clips labeled out of breath again.
Yes.
So I have an idea of what here.
Wait, I have a clip for what you're about to play.
Go for it. See if this fits the picture. I'm going to show you here wait. I have a clip for what you're about to play go for see if this
Here here here. She do anything exciting in the past two days. Yeah
no I
I walked Theo like two miles play Pokemon go more than I walked
More than I I sound like she was about to say that's more than I've walked. More than I, it sounds like she was about to say that's more than I walked ever.
Ever.
Yes.
That's a great picture of them.
Let me set it up for the people who are listening.
One is holding a balloon.
That's the number two.
Yes.
And the other one is holding a balloon,
which is the number zero.
And I assume this is both of them holding up
their ratings of attractiveness.
Yes.
One, two.
The other one.
The other one is a zero. And you can tell Tick is the two is very proud of herself. uh... their ratings of attractiveness yes uh...
and you can tell tickets to two is very proud of herself
she's smiling
she's like killing it
and the zero is just kind of got to the side
that's funny
walking down the aisle god what is up with the fishnets fat women have ruined
fishnets completely one of the first porns i ever saw was like a soft core
uh... elicit uh... dvd that i acquired from the internet and and i like fishnets completely. One of the first poems I ever saw was like a soft core illicit DVD
that I acquired from the internet and like 1994. And as it was, bitch was hot as hell
wearing fishnets. But ever since then, these girls have whittled that memory away and just
a spark like at the end of the never ending story.
Well, you talk about burlux shows on your show before and whether or not you enjoy burless show.
And it's shocking to me these women who want to be wearing just fish nets and whatever
tassels they're putting on, they're enormous. They should not be out of state somewhere presenting
themselves this way. There's got to be more canvas. Doesn't mean you need more paint on it. Yes.
All right.
There's got to be a rule for fish nets for women.
Like if you take them off and they leave marks,
just don't fucking wear them.
Right.
If you're like, is that cellulite?
Or were you like fish nets?
They're like both.
That's not a good thing.
You look like you got caught in the tuna nets.
Fuck it.
Stop it. stop it.
All right.
So, well, I want to tell you guys about this show because it's about ghosts and it's
about aliens and it's about a bunch of horseshit nonsense.
But it's also funny.
Nope.
I think that's an important thing to know.
Nope.
And the way that I know that it's funny is that they're cracking up.
That's how I know that it shows funny when the hoes are laughing a lot.
They're all colors that were found by archaeologists on earth in Pompeii in the 1800s.
Oh wow.
The discovery of Pompeii made these colors a popular American decor in the time.
Is that a little fucked up?
It is a little fucked up.
Like they're like, whoa
Let's uncover dead people from giant volcanic explosion. You know that shade of red would look lovely on my walls
Yeah, so exactly that mustard yellow. Oh, it's to die for
Well my bad, I love that Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha for this. We got some good ones today, everyone. We got some really great tragedy slash interior design jokes. It's gonna be great. How do we find that?
The show. Who offered the show to us?
Bonsicco, probably one of them with a burner account. Honestly, somebody on Twitter sent
it to me because the only thing we get on Twitter is people's own podcasts. Even though
we've never done that and it would totally ruin the show. They still submit their fucking podcast
But this is the this is the only one that wasn't patty see why would they do that? Do they think you're gonna hear it and be like
We've discovered that that's what happened to me with Doug from who's right?
He submitted his own show to me. We reviewed it. I told him how much he sucks and he because now we're friends
He goes I was half thinking that you were going to enjoy a car.
Oh, that's going to be a good one.
Sorry, man.
It was bad.
I get that all the time.
The people are like, Carl, I would love you to rip my show.
You know, we have some issues.
It's not great.
I'm like, no, that's fine.
That's the past.
I believe that you like a podcast.
What's, who was that?
Michael Rappaport?
No, it was that Vince Russo podcast.
I like that too. Yeah. I like, hold onaport? No, it was that Vince Russo podcast. I liked that too.
Yeah.
Hold on, I like to my go out to Vince Russo.
And I liked the Dix show.
I'm not even making that up.
Thank you.
You and me did the Dix show together years and years and years ago.
I don't remember that.
That was great.
And I remember going out and going,
because Dick goes out and he's talking about his high school
or union was like his 20th or something like that.
And the question everyone asked is like, what do you been up to?
And it's like, how the fuck do you answer that?
God do a question.
20 years, what are you talking about?
20 years.
If you have an answer for that,
you haven't done very much in 20 years.
That's pathetic.
I had a pilot and then I did it.
I got it, I don't know.
I was gonna say that.
I had a new belt for tonight.
That's what happened.
It's right up for 20 years.
I immediately was just like, I like the sky.
I got something to explain who these two girls are.
This is right at the top of the episode.
I guess their last episode was about Mount Everest.
I didn't know there was ghosts or aliens on Mount Everest.
Maybe that's obvious because it's so many people have died up there
and there's so close to space, right?
But whatever they did, Everest.
It's a little boat.
So here's the recap from their previous episode
or this spawned this.
I wanna make a correction.
Oh, okay.
To the episode that I'm currently editing.
Okay.
During Mount Everest Part Two and possibly Mount Everest Part 1.
I sounded very victim-blamey.
Cause we were talking about deaths
and I understand that we would never fucking put ourselves
in that scenario.
But I think in certain aspects,
we did come off as victim blamey
of those who had passed that amount Everest.
This is victim blaming rich, yummy retards
that get off, putting themselves in danger
and that put Indian Sherpas in,
or whatever, Pakistani, whatever country,
the Himalayan Sherpas in danger,
they're victim blaming these morons
by making fun of them dying in a
in the most inhospitable place on the face of the earth. These girls are turning it into another
story about them. Right. So yeah, they're not great. Is she apologizing? Yes. She shouldn't be.
You've you've victim blaming like by saying a girl who got raped deserves it for wearing the wrong clothes
Not because someone died on Mount Everest. Right. They know the risk that's involved there and ads are they died on Mount Everest because of what they're wearing so
Stoenos
No more the fish that's Charlie we
All right, let's get into you a into UFO talk if you guys don't mind.
I do.
Okay.
All right.
So they're talking about this historical UFO sightings.
So they're going back in time.
Now, I don't believe news that's reported from today.
If you told me CNN says of explosion that happened in Ukraine, I'm like,
well, we'll see.
I don't know about that.
But when you go back to like, I don't know, right before the A.D.s, I guess they call that
BC, or you go back to like a thousand years ago.
Yeah, that's what interior designers call it. Yeah, right. I'm not going to believe a lot
of what they're talking about. But what I love about this is the co-host response. I love
what the co-host brings to this show. So there are doubts that it was him as the actual witness, but the sighting was said to take
place around Campana, Italy.
The sighting took place in the middle of the afternoon.
He claimed that there was a bright and sunny day when out of nowhere an object described
as a beast descended down.
It was the shape and color of a piece of pottery and had the top of
a top of multi colors that shout out fiery rays. Okay. Perfect. Respawn to that. Okay.
If you say so, no that made any fucking sense. Okay. So I think she understood that it didn't make
any fucking sense. So now Jessica is trying to explain what she just said and how that does make sense. Okay. So I think she understood it didn't make any fucking sense. So now Jesse's gonna try to explain
what she just said and how that does make sense. It was a it was a beast. So I would I picture like a large
like pottery can be an any so pottery maybe like a large bowl or a large vase and then it had a lid on it like a
colorful top that shout out raise. So maybe that's like the traditional UFO shape.
Like when you think about a UFO in your head,
you should think of little port holes
and like the rings or something.
That doesn't make any sense, Rick.
Portholes.
Yeah, you know, portholes.
So they could peek out the,
I have the disc and look at the glass top and portholes.
Are we there yet?
Of ass-dewing, mateys. can look at the glass top and port holes. Are we there yet? Of astigmatists.
Get on the starboard side of the UFO.
There be a white dwarf.
So she's explaining this, this sighting that happened hundreds of years ago in Italy,
and then she talks about this sighting in what is now Germany in the year 741.
Okay, so you said 741.
So you could bat this is probably pretty accurate.
Well, the Germans are probably us.
Yes.
Anyway, so it was being attacked by a battalion
of Saxon soldiers.
As the attack progressed, a bizarre object appeared
in the sky.
It resembled two flaming shields in a reddish color
and it appeared to be floating above the Saxon army.
The army was so frightened,
they immediately gave up their siege and retreated.
Okay.
Again, she has the best responses to these stories.
She doesn't want to be there either,
which is great.
I feel I can relate to her in so many ways.
Okay, so listen, this is the show's bad.
It's terrible.
And I just got to point this out before we go too far to this because Ricardo at the beginning
of some of these shows, I listen to a different episode than you gentlemen.
I listen to an episode where they talked about the White House ghosts in the White House.
Okay.
And it started with a clip I would like to call History's coldest open ever.
You know, so there was one thing that I was thinking about
the other day is that, you know,
we give ourselves two weeks between episodes.
Yep.
And we literally wait pretty much until the last minute
because we suck.
Because we suck.
You know, when we spread it out to two weeks,
it was so that like we had time to do all of it
and not procrastinate until the very last moment.
And we suck.
And we do suck.
I was actually going to write my story last week
and then I got ungodly sick.
Like it was literally on my list of things to do that week
and then I was super sick so I was just like
Okay, this is the opening of the show right out of it right out of the audience
apologizing for the show is gonna suck that we suck the show is terrible we procrastinate
I was sick. Wait you hear this do I hear the other ones excuses? Why they didn't prepare one of them said she's super sick
Oh god, right. Then the other one gives her excuse here we go
She's super sick. Oh god. The other gives her excuse. Here we go. I
Was going to do it over the weekend and then I decided to watch TV a weekend
Your period Jesus Christ
I couldn't believe I was listening to this. I did this. Do I have this whole thing? I
Need a rule here. This is the worst shit.
It was terrible.
It was so much edging.
I would listen to like five minutes of them reading Wikipedia badly.
Yeah.
And then the other, their color commentary would be, okay.
I mean, like, well, that's what, that's my thoughts is okay.
You guys are supposed to love this stuff.
Uh, well, I just want to say, as I was listening to this, but that's my thoughts is okay. You guys are supposed to love this stuff.
Well, I just wanna say, as I was listening to this, I was astounded because they didn't get into any,
like actual facts or history about the White House.
Other than that, they'm saying, no, I didn't know this,
and I'll get to that in a second.
But what of them said something so utterly stupid,
I could not believe it.
And I've been so excited to share this clip.
This is a new level of dumb, okay.
Fresh from a fun trip, back at it with us.
Back in the West Virginia.
I don't know what Virginia it is, I'm sorry.
I keep forgetting.
Regular Virginia, she came from regular.
Did you see Mothman?
No.
Okay, so I'm just gonna start off by saying,
she forgot what's Virginia she just went to.
She came back from vacation and legitimately forgot
where she just was and she couldn't keep straight
West Virginia and Virginia.
Well, I think this is original Virginia.
Yeah.
Or the new one.
No, the extra crispy.
Yeah, were you in Virginia lights?
You stupid idiot.
Listen to the rest of this clip.
They want to play in a trip there, guys.
They're to West Virginia.
That's so depressing.
Did you go to the Mothman Museum?
We should go to us Virginia to go to the Mothman Museum.
Let's just make a weekend road trip to West Virginia.
I'm so in.
OK.
What the hell is this supposed to be?
I don't know what they're talking about. They're just like, let's go to us Virginia. OK. so in. Okay. What the hell is she supposed to be? I don't know what they're talking about.
They're just like, let's go to us for Julia. Okay. And it went nowhere.
They did. There was no transition. It just was that was it.
Is there a moth man museum? I would hope. Yeah.
There is carl. What do you mean one? There's a run off moth man museum,
like the little church on Christmas Eve. Yeah.
Are you kidding? Is this still a goddamn capitalist society? I would hope this
Rock. Oh, we got country. We got boss man. You're right. There needs to be a museum for all these things. Yeah, but I just
So they're so dumb. She couldn't remember which state she was in that surprise
That's shockingly dumb. They're
sides to tell you when you come and go. I did. I listened to a different episode too.
On mine, it was it was a civil war era haunted house. There was aliens in mine too, but
there was it was also a civil war haunted house. So I got to hear their commentary of slavery. It's tough. I don't know if you guys are interested in any of that.
Here we...
Here we...
I have some of it right here.
I can leave that shit.
As well, as the war got closer to home,
John McGavick sent most of his slaves to Louisiana
so that they wouldn't be taken by Union authorities.
Yep. I was predicting you're gonna say something stupid like that. Yes
God I hate these people
I'm just giving you the history. I know but people suck
Like history sucks history does suck. Yeah, okay
Hold on I have to understand this so their antislavery, is that where they're coming down
on this issue?
I think so.
That's part of the...
They can't, yeah, I really, right?
But they have a very interesting, they're not,
I don't know if I would say they're anti,
they're, I don't know if they're anti-freedom.
So here's their reaction to the slaves getting freed.
I can't even imagine after the Civil War when all of a sudden everything like it's
good that you've been released, but you have no way of making it on your own, right? You
have no income, nowhere to go. Like what you've probably known for the last however many
years of your life, depending on how long you've been enslaved. Yeah. It is, I feel like
that I'm gonna keep playing it, but it sounds like
they almost wish slavery was back on.
Like they're empathizing with freed slaves
and they're like, oh, can we have slavery again please?
Dick, what's funny about that is we have June Teens coming up
and of course June Teens is a holiday to celebrate.
These people for two years didn't know the slavery
didn't exist anymore.
They were so slaves.
It sounds like these would be like, that's good.
It was a fun job.
She is about to say, Toby would have been better in the stables.
They're trying not to say that, but that's what they're clearly thinking.
I know.
I would, like, at least they had some source of, hey, I can make money this way.
I can start providing for myself this way.
Yeah. And it was like, it was definitely easy
also for the plantation owners and the land owners
at the time because it was like a give and take.
You know, like I can't legally have
imprison these people anymore,
but if they are willing to sell these crops,
I still would get a portion of it,
but they also get a portion of it.
We still definitely some problematic stuff with that,
but that's still a problem.
It does seem like it gives,
it does seem like it gives those former slaves
and people who didn't have anything,
a place to start.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
It's like an entry-level position.
Yeah.
Yeah. You guys, now you have to just work for somewhere to live like you had before, but this is better trust me. This is better
Yeah, back then there were as many Wendy's so there were a lot of options for these people
Who needs the pressure of management?
I am loving the history lesson that we're getting, because I wasn't expecting that part of it.
So I listened to the same episode, Dick,
and they're talking about this,
I guess they're doing all these different mansions
in Tennessee for the next seven episodes.
And so we're talking about this haunted mansion in Tennessee.
And they're talking about the people who haunt this,
the ghosts that are there, were not slaves.
Thank goodness, because could you imagine?
So we're gonna start off with these servant spirits. Okay, there are? So we're going to start off with the servant
spirits. Okay. There are and I'm going to refer to them as servants because it is after the
fact of slavery. I don't know if that is correct or not, but that is how I phrased it like
past their deaths. Okay. All right, so translation, these are black people.
Because what else is she saying there?
I can see it now.
So I want to know this, when black people become ghosts,
do they turn white?
Because if that's the case, hey,
there's something to look forward to, you know?
Yeah, there's that.
I was not engaged with this.
You know what I'm doing with this? It's a bonus show, but we're fine. Oh,
here's the fucking around. I have one right around their car. They talk about in that house
you're talking about. They kind of make up a ghost story of their own with a very frightening
ending for these two here. I'll play it right now. That just, you hear some pots and pans clatter.
You hear like the sound of like the whoosh of the fire, like for a stove.
Even though you don't have a stove like that.
You have a fancy electric stove.
A whoosh of the, you hear the click of the burner.
The click of the burner, yeah.
And then all of a sudden you start smelling like the most delicious beef stew you've ever had.
Oh! And you hear the pots and pans clicking around. Fresh, bread baking in the oven. the click of the burner, yeah. And then all of a sudden you start smelling like the most delicious beef stew you've ever had. Oh.
And you hear the pots and plant pans
clicking around fresh,
fried baking in the oven.
Yum.
And then you walk in and there's no one there.
And then you're disappointed that you don't have
fresh breaded stew.
No!
Oh, there's no!
And then there was no food.
Oh, no!
I know I haven't dropped for that.
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! I know I haven't dropped for that.
You know, I don't want to be the one to have to say this here, but the slave ghost would
have had that meal on the table.
That's true.
Yeah, that was funny, Dick, because for some reason, they just decided to like come up with
this whole story because let me play this clip.
They're talking about one of the ghosts in this mansion was the cook.
That was their job in the mansion.
And so that's what Lisa them saying.
Could you imagine if you could smell like these ghosts are cooking great food?
It wasn't there.
That's like their biggest nightmare.
Is the world.
And the cook can often be heard bustling around the kitchen going about her business.
Like normal, just like cooking sounds in the kitchen.
I'm making stew.
Dine on my drop in money and brought cash.
School is really paid off.
Now think about this.
Based on what they're saying here, these ghosts are still doing their job after death.
Like, when do they get to retire at some point?
I can't imagine if I die and I'm still making digital marketing reports for clients.
Like can I stop doing this?
Now I'm dead for Christ's sake.
This person's still cooking in the kitchen.
That's a good point.
It's terrible.
That's a thing I don't understand about people
who say they saw ghosts and shit.
It's like just the old stupid thing.
If somebody dies and you like you see them walking down
the house and colonial guard.
Oh, yeah.
You're fucking closed died too, motherfucker.
How does that work?
Go to Marshall's.
You can get some new clothes at all.
I want to send this bit to Patrick Michael.
I feel like he could really get some mile job.
I think he probably could.
Yeah, he could do it worse than that.
It'll be tough.
It'll be tough.
But I believe in him. It will be tough. It'll be tough. But I believe in him.
It will be tough.
I have there like their wrap up of why they like these ghost stories.
I'm going to play it here.
They're doing a public service.
Great.
So we understand, you know, that the Civil War was a terrible thing, but we do get interesting history.
Oh, it's a positive.
It's a story.
It's such important history too, because it was such a big part of our country.
Yeah.
It's important, Hissaria, ghost cooking a stew.
That girl.
But the Civil War sucked, but you know, at least we got some interesting history out of it, you know, like this ghost that cooked a stew.
Also you the Civil War, I don't even know this, but it freed the slaves, but then the slaves had a good job, and that sucked.
So they're like, ah, what the fuck? I was kind of enjoying it. That's not like picking war, man. What is it good for?
See if Nick Fuentes says that everyone jumps up his ass, but these girls like I mean, I don't know
And now we got a work and shade and budget. I need a financial feminist book here. I don't know how to do all this stuff
Yeah, these girls came out there. There's like baking six million cookies would take a very big offer
Six million ghosts and one I don't know about that
Oh, how do you even see
Has anyone ever seen a ghost in Auschwitz? Oh man, that in poor taste even for even for ghost people, right?
They're so thin they're very hard to see
I mean, you see that they're so thin. They're very hard to see. Oh, oh, I see I see
Dicks really get me taken off of YouTube. I just realized I've been to my fault. I don't care now
Everyone's coming to cozy. Ah, crabs in a bucket
Yeah, Carl you were gonna go on anyway go out and blaze a glory sounds good I got a clip and I listen man
This is my fault because I labeled these really bad like most of my clips are labeled like what the fuck are they talking about?
Seriously what the fuck are they talking about?
I'm hoping yourself with those things, but I'm not and I realize it after but I think this is what because they talk about history
Class and high school of this okay, and they how much they liked history
I think this is the one forgive me if it's not fresh from a fun trip
I got it. Sorry guys. Here we go. This is the one.
Better be.
So during the war of 1812 the mansion was actually set ablaze in the burning of Washington.
So they burned down the White House. They burned it down all the way. They burned it down.
Oh, I didn't actually know that either. Well, not quite down. I didn't pay attention in American history to be honest. No shit. I didn't think it was that interesting in high
school. Yeah, glad we have that.
Yesterday.
Shit.
You should just do school with ghosts. Like have school for girls. And it's like, here,
we're doing ghost algebra today. This is the ghost cosine of a ghost type hot news and 60 there
You're gonna be like oh fucking this is amazing. This shit is amazing and then the ghost come out
This equation is so spooky dick. You're just setting my clips up for me. Oh nice. Let's go
She wants to go to school to study ghosts does she really does and I don't think they understand how school works
that I don't think they understand how school works.
So what I've learned today is I just want to be a student of the paranormal. I mean, that sounds fun because like I feel like I already am and I just want to learn more.
Yeah, you get your all your cool gear.
Maybe you get a cool letterman jacket.
Yeah, letterman jacket because you're a student.
Yeah, so I'm a student, right? Just like my tuition pay for like
all of the ghost hunting equipment I would could ever need and want my entire.
I would assume so. All right. I would assume so. Like what else was your tuition pay for?
I don't know. But who needs books when you have the internet in your own personal research?
Who needs books when you have the internet in your own personal research?
That's it. It's fair. Yeah
So They're boring themselves. They are falling asleep. They're boring. They're my hands
They're gonna tell you they're gonna tell you themselves out eventually. They're like children play
I play it right. This is this was like shite is like I want to go well that cover
Well my tuition cover all the ghost that did equivalent I'd ever need.
I don't know.
It's your hypothetical.
It's your fucking hypothetical.
Yes.
I want that.
Dummy.
They're so stupid, man.
Hey, in this made up world, can I fly?
Yes, Carl.
You can fly.
Yeah.
You made a world you're been.
How does it work?
Is it anti-gravity?
Yes, it's anti-gravity.
Jesus. You made a girl with your band. How does it work? You're right. You're right. You're right.
You're right.
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You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. This newest episode is number 52 and this is their second season a year full stupid
My basketball number oh
Really yeah, see only even number. I like the only even number
That's a cool even number. I always went with my birthday or 14,
which was the Trey Redwings.
At one point in time, assistant person.
Did you think he was assistant captain?
Oh, fucking cares!
It's an alternate captain, by the way.
Just to get some hockey knowledge out of the way
But dick what's your congratulations to the golden nights? What's your favorite even number dick? Oh
Man gotta be uh
I
Don't know for how to how dumb do you have to be to have a favorite even number mines 52. I'm with her
Maybe I'll be a good number. It's a good number.
Pretty good number.
That is pretty dope.
Preferences on odd and even numbers.
I've never heard of such a thing.
This is like the most, whenever they say
why do men die early, just play that clip.
Actually, I'm just not a fan of odd numbers.
Like, all right, I'll just go kill myself if you don't mind.
Yeah, because we have to listen to this.
I bet you that shit's in her Tinder profile too.
Oh, I get it.
My favorite even number is 52. It's just weird quirky facts about it.
I know it's gonna like add numbers.
I podcast.
Oh, you know she talks about her podcast.
Probably leads with that.
But you know what though, there's some great production
on this show.
I always like a show that has production and has music. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I got some, I got a clip here. This one is, they're talking about aliens. So this is, this is them immediately embracing aliens, right? This is a two partner, okay?
But do you think aliens build the pyramids. Well, yes. Okay, yeah, yeah, of course, Aliens build pyramids.
Now here is, now they're going to go into excruciating detail about what they,
something that they are skeptical about.
Okay.
Okay.
Tully that the papyrus was way too expensive to buy,
so he instead made a copy of the original piece.
Okay.
Which he, like, he just, like, throw it on a photo on a photo copier and like call it a day.
No, because it's not 30s.
So was he just sitting there on the santae shop like,
did it, did it, did it, don't look right, right, right, right,
don't look at me.
Yeah, just like copying it by hand.
Yeah, like, okay, take forever.
Yeah, it was.
And what they had to do that, like, what do you mean he wrote something that he was reading? What do you what do you mean by that?
Did aliens build pyramids? Yeah, okay this guy copied a
Manuscript what do you mean copied?
How exactly did he accomplish this?
What did he sit down and in the store and write it down? I don't think you're allowed to do
that. Have you heard Xerox was not around at this time? I hope you know that. So this sounds impossible.
Are you trying to tell me he was just do do do do do do do the whole time? All right, let's talk
about dog. Don't try to pull a fast one on me. Well, say well, dumb these ladies are again with the the UFO talk here.
One theory among UFOologists is that it is created from ionized air.
She's leading off an electromagnetic field that surrounds the UFO.
Correct me if I'm wrong, I believe it's a euphologist is the word.
She was like for a UFO.
Oligist.
That's too many.
O's there are that many.
O's of that word for a UFOologist.
They want a big time to use the O's. So then they talk about TikTok and I guess there's a whole
area of TikTok just for alien talk. But that is what I have for you on ancient alien sightings.
I love that. I was so excited to read about this. I spent so long reading these.
So many that I left out. So you're telling me you're not on alien tiktok right now. Nope.
How are you not? I don't know how I'm not on alien tiktok. I recommend alien tiktok. But also
illegal alien tiktok is amazing. There's kids and cages as far as the eye can see. It's hilarious. Shit. Definitely get out there.
I'm still just using the Chinese one.
No, the Chinese one. I thought I thought my dance was the only one to get a tick-tock.
No, the aliens do too, apparently.
You guys want to hear an example of them just breathing into the mic and making mouth noises?
No.
Yeah, I got some of those.
Because they're fat. Yeah, I got some of those.
Because they're fat.
Yeah, go ahead.
And they have the microphones shut down their throat
to resolve reason.
Mr. P tried to run to his car, surrounded by the battle sounds,
and it felt cold, creepy feeling of death around him.
Oh, there are probably so many spirits.
Yeah.
But he found himself stumbling around the graveyard
near the mansion instead.
That's not where your car is, buddy.
Yes.
She says like, she played the entire third quarter just now.
Like, all right, take a break.
All right, buddy.
There must be spirits.
Get a blow on the bench.
You're good.
Get third quarter.
Jesus Christ holy shit
It's like chasing down a perp. Oh
All right
Put a call into precinct
Tom we got him
League alien Joe
Not only can they not breathe, but they can't read.
This is like they they talk about ancient aliens, but instead of maybe
perusing the material in advance or like just deciding on a name and the
in the heat of the moment and sticking with it or just spelling out
phonetically, they make a big production of it here.
Here are some of their camp reads.
A Roman army commanded by
Lekolas was about to begin battle with
myth-redeities, the fourth
of Pontus, even the fourths.
Myth-redeities.
It's the fourth.
It's M-I-T-H-R-I. Soithri yeah D-A-T-E-S Mithridates very easy. Yeah, okay. Yeah, uh-huh the fourth oh
Okay, Pontus who knows?
Pantunes
Pantoon boats holy shit
Get to the fucking point
So Vinnie I talk about this would be able to pronounce names all the time on the creep off.
Yeah.
The secret to that is at confidence stupid.
Just say the word and act like you don't better than everyone else.
Yep.
Don't give a fuck.
Don't get cold out the voicemail.
Don't get me wrong.
But that's a problem for future Carl.
Mr. Dady said his pontons.
Yeah, right.
Just keep moving.
Come on, Mr. Dates.
All right, so listen, I gotta ask you guys,
because Carl and I were arguing about this before the show started,
Dick, do you think these two girls are stowed out of their goddamnites?
Whew.
Yeah, I didn't think that at all.
I thought they were stupid.
I don't think so.
Yeah, I think they're just, yeah, they're just fat and dumb.
Carl made a point.
They don't sound like they have cat mouth
Their mouth are very moist
But I was listening to this and I just got the impression these two are fucking stone
Okay, because they're talking about after the White House bird down
They were talking about how they had to rebuild it January 6th no, not that time
That was the capital Carl you damn well. No, you were there
that time. That was the capital, Carl. You did well. No, you were there. All right. Now, they start talking about this and they start talking about how they brought in marble to rebuild
things and their shows called marble forest. So let the, let the improv again. Okay. Yeah.
So the outside is marble. Like the Whitney, like the granny. Yes. So the outside is marble, like the Whitney, like the granite.
Yes.
So the outside is marble and then the inside is constructed out of forest.
All of the inside of the building just looks like you're in a forest too.
That would be fucking sweet.
That would be fucking sweet.
It's like the rainforest cafe, but less rain.
We're going to have animatronic ghosts.
Oh my gosh, wouldn't that be amazing?
I would go to that restaurant if it was an actual restaurant.
Like if they were like, here's a Marvel Forest experience,
like the rainforest cafe, I'd fucking go.
We've got like an animatronic bigfoot or animatronic like Nessie.
That would like, all of a sudden out of the corny,
where I like it would walk through some trees.
Yes.
I was like, what was that?
And you're like watching it for like the time,
next time it rolls around, you're like,
it's fucking big foot, I knew it.
And you can do the sky to look like,
you know how the rainforest cafe is
where it's got like the little pin prick lights.
Yeah.
But you could get like a thing that like flies
across the sky and like darkens it.
Ooh, so like pretty much a whole TV screen in the sky.
Not what she said.
I love this.
Yeah.
And then, but then, it'll look like an alien
and then it'll change to a fucking owl.
I love it.
This is the best idea we've ever had TMT up.
They're high.
You're right.
They're fucking high there.
They should podcast high all the time.
Be more funny.
You're gonna have to be high.
They have to be.
Cast stinks.
They might be more than just dumb.
Okay.
I'm just sorry.
I hope so, but they don't do that anywhere else.
It's pretty good evidence right there.
Pretty good evidence.
And if it was a restaurant, oh, I needed that restaurant.
Yeah, they're fucking stone out of their minds.
Those two.
Or just hungry because in the example that I've always hungry,
you don't hear me doing that.
They were like, what if there was a ghost making food
in the kitchen and the wanker goes, I'd get hungry?
Like that was her initial response to that.
So then they're talking about this other servant who's a ghost in this mansion.
And I guess she likes to pull pranks.
That's like her whole thing.
And I just want to point out what double double deckers.
Yeah, a lot of double deckers on the June 14.
You know, I'm telling marketers call up.
She can't wait to answer the phone. Yeah, a lot of fun-duckers, I love Jim 14, you know. Yeah. Telemarketers call up, she can't wait to answer the phone.
Yeah, a lot of fun pranks like that.
Cool.
So I just want to point out that when you're doing research on something and you're reading
all the wiki page and there's all this information, you don't have to report on all of it.
You could curate this, you could figure out what's important to talk about and what
maybe you could leave out of your show.
So she is said to still sweep the floors at dusk though,
but one curator who was hearing noises outside on the front and closed porch,
he went to investigate to find it.
This does not feel like too much of a prank to me, but like it was a prank.
Um, he investigated to find two panes of glass that were once on a shelf,
but were taken down and placed on either side of the back door
because they weren't replaced yet.
Ha ha, what a prank.
But then, but then sort of like the thing were,
hey, you're not doing your chores.
You're not doing your job.
You said they told you to replace these windows.
It sounds like a prank though.
It sounds like a person being like your manager.
Exactly.
And I wrote, so mischievous.
Hahaha.
Basically, what they're talking about is
there were windows on a shelf
and then they were got moved to where they need to go
next to the windowpains.
And gotcha. I don't know if that's because it's haunted. two where they need to go next to the windowpans. And Gotcha.
I don't know if that's because it's haunted.
That could be anyone who just got spooked.
I mean, I don't know if you know this,
but every now and again, I'll indulge
in some alcoholic beverages.
Yep.
And I'll move things at myself.
And I never like, this house is fucking haunted.
Where's my Xbox?
You know, I just assumed that I got drunk and carried the Xbox. Where's my Xbox? You know, I just assumed that I got drunk and carried the Xbox.
Where's my Xbox?
We got a haunting. Where's my ledger? Where's my bad coins?
Oh my god. They go from Xbox to the other TV. This is crazy.
They're fucking with me these ghosts.
What I don't like about that is how they go. It's a prank, but it's not a prank.
It's not a prank. So why are you pretty good up the word prank stupid?
Right. And why are you even talking about it?
Yeah. A non-story.
Everybody knows like you could have a prank that isn't a prank.
You know, like what?
I don't know. Column mine. I don't know.
I thought you never answer for that.
Sorry. I asked.
Oh.
That was a pretty good gag.
It's a gasser.
I got one more, I guess.
This is what they're speaking of pranks.
This is how they open the app.
This is the first part of the episode,
of the first one that I listened to,
since their history buffs, I guess.
But they became internationally renowned
for their thoroughbred farm.
Oh, weird sidebar that you can remove.
Okay, don't you have to ejaculate the horses?
Is that, I think this goes along with your,
are they high, Vinny?
You're just a second part of that.
Okay, yeah, you gotta to jerk off a horse.
I don't want to.
It's not my job.
Well, I think that's like the now,
I don't know, I don't know if they used to do that back
in the 1800s.
How did they breed thoroughbreds in the 1800s?
Sex.
Are you gonna Google it?
Siri's gonna Google it.
Oh, okay.
Siri, look at the horseporns I don't understand. Most of them are abbreviations.
Okay. Okay. I'm just gonna assume that they've been jacking off
horses to get other horses since the beginning of time. Okay.
No, that's incorrect. Siri, how have we been getting horses? Yeah.
We have we've been jacking them off since the beginning of time.
No, I don't know who told you that.
We've been jacking up horses since before the wheel, tech.
We didn't have horses until we invented the turkey baser.
I bet we're like, okay, now we can have horses.
Wow, these horses are great.
We better start jacking them off to get some more.
This is fun.
Everybody can have a horse.
Come on, guys, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's have a little horses shoot out. Let's go. Let's go
Horses shoot out. I like the verb she was there did you ejaculate the horse? I do a jacket I mean I can't wait to go tell my wife that she needs to ejaculate me
By any means necessary
I guess we've been ejaculating these horses since the beginning of time.
Yeah, apparently.
No other way.
That's really stupid.
That's not a little stupid.
Yeah.
That's shocking.
You know, it's a wrong to say I like these two girls.
You know, like, yeah, they're kind of like the dopey kind of stupid that, you know, if
they were just dumb girls hanging around, you'd just go, okay, dummy.
I want their photo again for you.
Oh, never mind.
You're a dirty dog.
You want to hang out with these dirty?
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Which one do you like more?
I mean, the two are the zero.
Well, I'm a dirty dog.
I'm going to the zero.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's, I like her short haircut.
It's very, very, very, very,
he's lacking self-confidence these days. Yeah, that's I like her short haircut. It's very Fetch it when he's lacking self confidence these days. Yeah,
problem.
All right, I knew you were to play from this mini. Oh, fuck no.
Okay, good. Let's move on. Please. Let's move on. Thanks for
whoever suggested marble forest. I already found that.
Hopefully it's like your sister show or something. It is one of
the fuck with her because I don't know. I don't know. I
would find that show. Tell that bitch. She's a two.
Now, we have two choices here, Dick, and I'm going to look to you to say, do we want to
check out a recent Patty C Cups live stream? I'm just going to see what he's up to. Or do we
want to move on to the financial feminist Tory Dunlaps audio book. I feel like we could put like a cap on the patty,
if we listen to patty for like 15 minutes,
no matter what he's doing, because he's just always engaging.
Right.
You know, but we got to get to the financial feminist.
I've got about 40 clips.
Every single thing she says feels like it was designed
to annoy me.
Dick, I've never seen anything like it.
It's like she's fucking weaponized, doesn't it?
Yes, yes.
I'm so happy to hear you say that, Dick,
because we were messaging back and forth before the show.
And you wanted to go through,
like she's got this part where she talks about
there's, what is it?
Five narratives that stop women from earning
or making money. And you're like, let's go over all five of them next time. And I'm like, I can't
get through a 10 minutes of audio without point 40 clips because everything she says is insane.
We've got seven hours of book left.
And we've only listened to 30 minutes.
I'm so excited about it.
As far as I'm concerned,
the most two prolific authors in American history
are Tori Dullapagin, John Melendez.
I agree.
I've never studied two bucks more than those two books.
I tell you, in my life.
All right, the great fucking American novel.
What's, let's look at one of Patty's recent recent, but we have to listen to Patty because he's,
he's branching out, he's, uh,
coming into his own, like red dragon style.
I love it.
I love you.
Cause gonna be strapped to a wheelchair.
I fucking fired all of the street.
Do you see it?
Do you see it now, girl?
Do you see it now?
You both have the neon cactus there.
That's a hidden message that you're telling Patty,
he can come and kidnap you and do whatever.
That's not a hidden hope, that's not what that means.
And all of a sudden, you can close to what that means.
I'll tell you the quick story behind the cactus that I have here
because I was putting together a YouTube video.
I had to make a thumbnail for the YouTube video.
And so I thought I would grab his cactus
and put it in the thumbnail so that's become
the main component of his livestream now.
So when I was doing an image search for it,
the first one I found, the website came from,
was I was out, I was like, oh shit,
why wouldn't I just buy one of these? And it was 13 bucks. So I did ask permission. Good. And I was
given the, the, the go ahead to purchase this for our studio. Did you make sure that you
shape Jenny for thinking about talking about money before you said it? I'm responsible
like those bronze over there. I got a stun buddy correctly.
Oh shit.
All right, so you know for a second though,
when he saw that you had the cactus in the background,
you know that that dumb motherfucker turned out
to look to see if his was still there.
You know what happens.
That's funny.
What the fuck?
What the?
How does he have that one?
That's pretty funny.
All right, let's see what Patties have to do.
This is just a random spot where it's where five minutes in.
I think he's about to start his show.
Yeah, let's go think it's not completely backwards.
Wait.
Another waste of time.
It's completely backwards.
How do I fix this?
I'm going to fix this.
Can I flip it?
How do I flip it? Hold on a second. Why does he think this is backwards? It's completely backwards. How do I fix this? Does anybody know how to fix this? Can I flip it? How do I flip it?
Hold on a second.
Why does he think this is backwards?
It's not.
It says live, great job, awesome.
Why is he saying this is backwards?
I'm gonna guess the worst case of dyslexia, no demand.
Hahaha.
Why is he freaking out about it?
So is it possible, whatever is using to stream this is doing the mere image thing because people get
Yeah, when they see themselves. Yeah, yeah, like it's a mere image
So he's looking at the screen and going what the fuck? He's like a dog looking to do a mirror. He's wildly confused
You can't wait to just flip right you can't see about camera, but his head is tilted. He is confused
His ears way to just flip right you can't see about camera but his head is tilted he is confused his ears flip back on does very ominous music I don't know what's happening we starting some sort of armada a fleet of ships I'd like to watch him troubleshoot real time though yeah take me to
something else and it's gonna take 11 minutes to do so Mother F dude, his internet socks. I hate you guy. I just need
He's got to secretly get internet anything. Yeah, I think it's government internet. All right, whatever dude
He's got the cactus in front of the awesome. Oh, no, his desktop is the actual Joker. His desktop is actual computer. Yep.
Desktop is the Joker. Let me tell you something not surprised. I
D fucking test people who like the Joker. If you're all into the Joker, you are a fucking idiot.
You are fucking stupid. Come on. This movie was was great though dark night. It's a great movie
Carl it's a good movie the fucking pseudo philosophical eat the rich bullshit
I've got up. I've watched it so many times shut the fuck when he burns the money cuz he's out about the money
Vinnie yeah
Vinnie didn't like when Devo grabbed the detonating device and said I'll do it once you should have done
We started this and threw it out the window and even though hitting the water probably what a short circuit
Anyway, yeah, hold on that was a flawless movie
That was a flawless movie. There were no issues with it at all. How dare you?
What a piece of shit that movie is it's a great one. The most was he's got a big piece of shit till like a forechand meme car. Yeah, you're right. Wow
I'm not saying he's talking about air because if I try to play fucking YouTube shit in the background, guess what happens?
It just makes everything else that
much slower. Yeah, good. I was trying to tell them before I go stop streaming video while
you're streaming right. So it defeats the bad words. You're fine. Put it back.
backwards because of the camera. I don't know how to fix that. I mean, I can flip it,
but don't know how to flip it. So wow, you can't flip it, Patty. You can't mirror eyes. It's your camera in real life.
This is just my show, no, no.
You know right now he's turning the camera upside down.
Oh, I have that.
I can flip this.
Thing is, I have never heard you say one thing about it.
But you have, though, you know, I don't know why it's
even backwards.
That's weird.
I figured it out immediately.
Yeah, I figured it out. Because Yeah, I'm not weird at all.
Because usually there's someone looking into their camera.
They're not supporting it at their other monitor, Duffy.
That's why nonetheless, what's going on guys? Welcome.
7,600 was here for a second. Ian said this is amazing.
I think he was just saying that he didn't know what was happening.
Yep, me too.
I love his confidence level.
He won't get a couple better than I think he's lying.
So there's no way.
Doodle, shout out, Squirrel Watcher.
I'm back, everybody.
How's it going?
How's the Sunday?
Anything interesting happening?
Did you guys see the Red Bar episode?
Wow.
Nope.
My favorite part was the air griffin stuff.
Because we too have covered a little bit of air griffin.
Question some things, you know.
But now I don't even know what to do here.
Hold on a second, you're telling me.
I have to watch a red bar in order to build a follow- petty seat cups live stream because I can't do the homework on this
That's what I'd be entertained when I get there
You know I
This is a taste of Carl's own medicine is that everybody asked to listen to every other fucking show the world
I know what the fuck you're talking about
No, no to be a co-host you have to do homework on my show and now to watch his show to be an audience member.
Yeah.
You're on work.
Interesting.
I like that.
I was respect it.
I was respect it.
When he started doing these streams, I said, I said, Pat, you're the greatest like roast
master.
Like, will you roast?
Like, you got to do more roast and he said something about me.
He's like, oh, yeah, Dick, like, got to forget what he said.
He's like, yeah, I dick like, got it. Forget what he said. He's like, yeah, have a scarf around your head.
I said, well, that one wasn't very good, but usually they're good.
And he goes, okay, well, fuck you.
And he started like melting down.
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He was. He was. He was. He was. there too with you because you asked him about one of the jokes he had in his notebook or something. And yeah, and he read one of them and he went, okay, I mean, that wasn't your best.
That wasn't good.
Yeah, he was just like, yeah, he freaked out.
I thought he could do it all right.
And then later, I went, later he was roasting some comedian that I don't even know, but
it was funny.
And I said, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, he goes, thank you.
Thank you for laughing at that.
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Doing whatever it wants I got no control
Let's see what I have down here. I wrote down some stuff. He'll put in hide in his dog, Jen's been barking for hours.
I put plenty of kippled out of the floor, she'll be fine.
All right, all right.
Who put in the back of the car?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don, Jen's been barking for hours. I put plenty of
kippled out of the floor. She'll be fine. All right. All right. He'll put in these music
beds in the background and you can tell he puts them in purposely, like after a punchline
or something. So it's obviously post-production. Who does a live stream? He does it in real
time. Like he's literally playing this music while he's doing his lads. I guess to keep it interesting. It's pretty good. Yeah. Possibly bring up. Oh, yeah, on the red bar episode, what's up,
Ed? He started talking about how some of his fans have decided to send Aaron from
Steele toe and then Melton fake letters.
I don't know how they didn't really get into it so far
in the six hours that I've watched.
Great story.
Maybe the last 20 minutes.
So you'll run by talking about,
he was saying that some of his fans are sending letters
to Steele Toe and Melton.
I don't know why or what that's about.
Six hours.
He watched six hours, he has nothing.
Here, let me try to flip this again.
Yeah, wait, this is...
Pretty good story.
Oh, pretty good.
But I doubt it.
But apparently they filth.
Apparently they thought it was red bar, they responded,
they were heartfelt, very interesting stuff.
And red bar was right, man.
He said, you gotta just assume everybody's got all tearier motives
And that's what I assume I've been assuming that
Right specifically Ed just because your paranoid don't mean they ain't after you patty. Yeah, you got that right buddy
We're after you patty
And Dr. Child you
Suspicious I'm suspicious. I'm not really that would take
up too much my time. You know. I am disappointed though when I left that comment on Carl's
episode about me. I don't know how many likes I got. I think it was just one. So far just
like. This fucking guy. He wants more than one like on a comment under a video
that we're goofing on him and everyone is there to watch us goof on him.
I hear this and I just all I can think to myself is your kids need school clothes, Patrick.
I know.
Your kids need a father.
He's on your city, not the internet.
Can play.
I don't know what like.
Different father.
I stand correct.
Join a bowling league or a paintball league or something. I can play it. I'm giving you one like a different father. I stand for actors.
Join a bowling league or a paintball league or something.
One of these episodes, he went for over six hours
on the livestream.
And it's not a good look, especially,
I mean, he's probably on government assistance
or something, I'd guess,
because I don't think he has a job or anything.
But you would think that someone would be like,
monitoring his behavior.
I don't know.
I'm gonna take the kids just you. You know right, good boy. will be like monitoring his behavior. I don't know I'm a type of it's just you. You know right good boy. So what is actually this is the
Patrick if he is on government assistance is the only time I've ever been glad to pay taxes
Yeah, it's sort of is going to Patrick Michael
I'm gonna pretend that all of my tax money is going to him if he's on some kind of disability or something
I'll that state blow up throw to extra 50 bucks on the check.
Dude, get set to bed.
I'll want up you, Vinnie.
Next time I buy Indiana.
I want to pay Indiana taxes.
There it is.
Some people can handle the truth, dude.
Some people can handle the truth.
Wait, is he saying you only got one star on his couch?
Because people couldn't handle it.
Everybody who likes your show saw that comment and thought, wow, this is such a truth, Bob,
but it's just too edgy for me to like, like that Jesus comic that they hand out on the subway,
where they're all there.
They're all mad at him because he spoke the truth.
Like that was his comment.
I got I got to read.
I got to hear this again. Let's check this out. I take up too much my time, you know
I am disappointed though when I left that comment on Carl's episode about me
I don't know how many likes I got I think it was just one so far just one like
Some people can't handle the truth dude some people can't handle the truth
But god dammit. I'm not a little cow how can I even do that okay first off I don't know was I supposed to
like his comic because I don't have time to go through and read all the comments
that are in the video I'm surprised you don't have the comment ready rolled ready to
read right now do you have to listen to the first time right now I know I do is
gonna talk about me I'll tell you you this, though, that music in the background
is the exact same noise you hear
if you hold up his skull to your ear.
That's insane.
Sure.
Does he have skull rights?
Sold already, Patty?
If we bid on his remains.
Did you do that?
I'd buy him like the fucking elephant, man.
You're right.
Does it come with those gauges in his ears?
That's what I want.
I want the gauges.
A lot with the sky when I hang them from the skull.
They'll be at the estate sale.
All right.
So apparently, I don't know if you heard about this, Dick, but for the first time, Patty
actually watched an episode that we did about him.
He's claimed for years.
He's never heard my voice.
He doesn't know anything about us.
But I put up a YouTube video and we talked about his
Patreon meltdown recently because he saw he saw my patreon was doing the scene the episode is
Suddering John as soon as I see them making a living on the podcasting
And the most of the channels ripping out the other like what the fuck
I don't have any money on me so they get very upset. Yeah, man
That is a prescription for the bridge
That's a bad exception. You could only fill it the wobbly stool and rope floor
Very bad feeling. Yeah, we don't have like we have Shodenfrod
Like we don't have a we don't have a word for the feeling of knowing your worst enemy is living because of you
It's called getting melem dust
I know that they don't it is me. I know it's a term called laughing all. I know the band is me.
I know it's a term called laughing all the way to the bank, but I literally do.
I just am having so much fun.
I always just talked to his latest chase.
So, Pady finally watched an episode of ours and he went in.
I don't know if you know about this deck.
We were talking about the last of ATP.
But so he actually watched the episode and he went in and responded to all the comments.
And I was pulling out some, some jokes examples
because he's arguing with everyone in the comments, I said,
which, and I have to say, I think who was,
who was a blind mic, I think, sad?
That's helping our algorithm.
That's one of the most viewed videos
of us talking about Patrick Michael of all time.
I think it's up to like 14,000 views.
And usually, Mike's stuff about us, Southern John or OP and Howard do big numbers, but not
Patrick Michael.
But I don't know for whatever reason that that video is doing.
And good.
I'll tell you this.
This is the, that would mark the first time he's ever actually helped himself.
Right.
And anyway, shape it for him.
But he's so angry about it.
It's so funny because he's going in there and responding to everybody everybody But he thinks in his mind that people put a comment on YouTube and then ever go back to see if someone else is coming about it
No, you know your life you leave a comment you have your fucking life
But he's going otherwise people aren't responding back to me. I only got one like on this like yeah because people watch
It's just you know right
Yeah, that one takes down to like
look at the responses to comments that came in five weeks later. Could you imagine if you were that
lonely of a person that you left a comment on a YouTube video and then the next morning and the
next afternoon and then that evening. They would like to would respond. Yeah, you just hear the incredible music as he walks to a computer. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do his whole thing is he goes, I can't be a low cow. I've studied what low cows are. I've watched the poor son documentaries.
There's no way I have a low cow.
And we were just like, Hey, man, don't give yourself some credit.
I think you could be a low cow.
I think you've got to that point in life, Ed.
Don't sell yourself short.
Right.
You're doing it.
I love the fact that someone can determine whether or not
they are themselves a low cow.
I was like, that's not how that works.
You don't get the right fence to jump in.
Getting into that territory is like, that's a mistake.
If you're starting to have the conversation of like, anytime you say like, no, I'm not
a pedophile, like that's bad.
So don't, don't ever say that phrase.
That's not a low-cal.
Dick, I am not a racist.
I have.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, though, I am not a racist. I have. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
You know, though, he is a little cow.
I know.
He's such a literal mother fucker, though, guys.
Like when he hears a log cow, he's like, I don't have hoops.
I don't have a bellow around my neck.
No, I know.
What are they talking about?
Did I don't know if you saw this,
but somebody made me a Photoshop of a cow.
We're like the black and white said,
L.O.O. and the face was Patrick.
No, I tweeted that out.
No, my God.
Looks like he is a little cow.
It's a fish show.
Guys, I think they just like to throw that word around.
You know, that's somebody who's definitely maybe 22 years old, maybe 22 years old.
Otherwise, you wouldn't even know that term.
Hit the like button.
Don't forget all eight people in it.
Sorry, I don't know how to my voice ain't going to win.
What?
What would he go?
I would be through the Irish on us.
Wait a second.
Does he have a co-host?
Yeah, I think so.
Oh.
I think that was hussy just popped in there.
From across the pond.
Ha, ha, ha.
I wonder if he like picked the specific like burrow or street of London that he was from
and he was making that accent.
Oh, the pennywik circle.
I'll tell you what though, I have been listening to a lot of M&M.
You know, I went through actually the back of my My job is to these guys remember when we had a CD thanks, Dr. Chow your sweet sweet man
Sweet doctor honestly professional from being honest
But during the CD era man the first CD I ever bought was
$25 which is insane to even think these days
$25 and it was the Marshall Mathers LP, okay?
CDs were never $25 and it was the Marshall Mathers LP, okay?
CDs were never $25. I caught bullshit on that.
What is he talking about?
I'll double-died it from guys who went
from the ball at the trailer park, you know, $25.
I worked at media play.
I happened to know the price of CDs.
And $15 was a bonus as I as they would get.
Am I crazy?
Yeah, I think when I bought like my first CD
with the Wayne's World soundtrack
and 1990 when it came in that stand-up box
so you had to see the display.
I still had it with just boxes.
Yeah, I had that shit.
Yeah, the dual stack from you to punch it out.
I think that was 1799.
Oh, and Columbia House came in.
I don't think it ever got up to 25 bucks
Wainsworld was your first CD is it because of Queen? What was the song out there that you're like? I got it. Oh, yeah, yeah, I saw the movie with my dad
I'm like man that head banging song was fucking awesome and the Foxy lady with Garth
Those that was great
What year would I must have been like 12 or something when that came out?
22 Foxy lady with Garth is Wayne's World 2.
Oh, that's not true.
It is the original Wayne's World.
I know that because I've never seen Wayne's World 2,
and I know that scene.
I don't know.
Okay, okay, fine.
I'll go with it.
But I will also add on that Wayne's World was a fantastic movie.
Patty Seapam.
Thank you.
Probably bought the CD from Columbia House without getting the free CDs because he thought it was a scam.
The only place I could think of the church 25,000.
That is expensive CDs, but it gets best for a penny.
You get 12 free CDs, no thank you.
That's a scam.
I'll buy them the old fashion way.
Thank you.
You're not going on for a big.
You're right.
Oh, wow.
That's funny.
And I didn't even know about him enough.
I didn't know about him enough.
My step brother, I told me about him,
played a bunch of the tracks and that-
So then you did.
He goes, I didn't know about him enough.
I mean, my step brother told me about it,
played me the music, explained it to me.
I didn't know.
Sounds like you were informed, customer base. So then you do me about it, played me the music, explained it to me. I didn't know. Sounds like you were informed customer.
Yeah.
You do all about it, dummy.
That was the first thing as soon as I got enough money to get a CD.
That's what I wanted.
That was two weeks ago.
Wait, is he trying to like say that he just had some sort of like an internal, like spiritual
force driving him to buy the M&M CD?
That's a good question.
He wasn't, he didn't know him at all.
It just like, he just saw it and was like,
yeah, this is me.
I'm buying it.
I'm sure he'll explain it.
That's what's, let's keep listening.
I'm sure all his e-lobes look like spaghetti.
Oh, sorry.
I didn't know that it was such like a hardcore CD, right?
That I had to go, you couldn't just find it at Walmart,
at least not the quality version.
So I ended up paying $25 for it,
and then I continued to buy nothing but M&M shit
from that point forward.
Like the re-up, he had this crazy album called The Re-Up
and it featured like 19 different artists,
and it's like, I don't know any of those guys now.
What happened to you?
All right, this is where he loses me.
Yeah. I might tap out at this part. You right, this is where you lose us, me. Yeah.
I might tap out at this part.
You don't feel it.
That's not talking about me anymore, son.
All right, let's do the financial feminist.
We got to get somebody to clip these shows, I think, Garl.
The patty see catapult.
Yeah, I mean, I've, we've done some of the livestreams
in the past, I just thought it'd be fun
to just kind of drop the needle
and see what was going out of it with them.
Yeah, you were right, but I think it would be great if someone could do that.
If some brave soul could do that.
Like maybe someone who used to like check out Max's Twitch, who was,
yes, check out the paddy seek, which is,
which is on a huge help, which is on a channel called Great Job.
Awesome. It's not easy to find.
I'm going to be honest with you guys.
I'm going to not recommend you do that.
And here's why the last guy whose job it was it didn't end well. Oh, you're gonna
Park as it man. Yeah, it didn't end well for him. Well actually it's fine for me. It didn't end well for his girlfriend
Yeah, right. It didn't end well for one person. Yeah, I'm okay. I'm doing all right
My guys my clipper is okay, so
To be determined. I mean your clipper may or may not have killed someone as long as you get away with it.
I know.
Who am I to say, you know?
And that's fair enough.
Right.
All right, good.
We're all on the same page.
So a book was written by the financial feminist and she came on my radar because she had
a podcast.
It's actually relatively popular.
Popular enough that she was tasked with writing a book.
And I guess it's on some bust-selling list or something.
She's been on Morning National TV,
like Good Morning America or something like that.
Yeah, so is the fucking housewife in Missouri
who made a cat out of butter.
That was impressive though.
Anyway, my point is this book is called
Overcome the Patriarchies Bullshit
to Master Your Money
and Build a Life You Love.
And the whole basis of this book.
And you know what, I'll play a clip.
This is, she explains the basis of the book right here.
Now, regardless of your gender identity, this narrative exists.
Society expects everyone to magically be good with money.
But for men, this expectation comes with education.
On the other hand, the system was not built for women
or anyone who isn't a straight cisgendered white man.
This is the thesis of my entire book, really.
All right, so she is saying that only cis white men
were taught about finances and money.
I honestly don't remember going to that class.
Did you, while you wouldn't have deck here in Mexican?
Vinnie, did you ever go to a money class for the white people?
I went to a private school, they didn't let Jews in.
I remember, I remember a lot of women struggling
in my finance class in college, but that's just because
it's very difficult and their little brains
couldn't comprehend it. Yeah, well, I mean, that's because it's very difficult and their little brains couldn't comprehend it.
Yeah, well, I mean, that's why there's homeic.
Right.
Why don't you go pick a pie?
I like the gaslighting of, you know, men are expected to do this too, but with that expectation comes education.
Like the Johnny Cochran style gaslighting of, yeah, we expect guys to do this too, but we also educate them.
Like you educate us on not shopping on Instagram all day.
Is that, did I go to a class on like don't buy this?
Like no, I don't think so.
We'll get into some clips,
but basically what she's talking about without saying it
is women weren't told to not buy things you can't afford.
So the one told me you can't buy stuff you can't afford.
It's like, well, that's common sense.
Don't buy stuff you can't afford.
She's like, well, men know that.
Like, well, yeah, I do.
Cause it's common sense.
It's common how that works, dummy.
It's amazing.
It's a supposedly every woman ever has not picked up on that.
It's incredible.
It is very difficult for them. They'll go be right. Not what woman ever has picked up on that. It's incredible. It is very difficult for them to get me wrong.
Not what woman ever has picked up on us.
There is a problem for them.
I understand that part of it,
but it's not because all of a sudden
men were given a crash course.
And that's the funny thing too,
is that she acts like we were all taught,
and she says even from a young age,
we were taught about money and how money works.
Now, I don't know if you guys ever met someone
whose profession is teaching in elementary school
or high school.
They're not good with money.
They decided to become teachers.
So they don't know shit about money.
And they're gonna learn about money in school.
It's not gonna happen.
So proving once again, the financial responsibility class
is just not being taught by anyone.
Correct.
And that's the part I agree with.
When she says people don't understand finances and money and investing, I'm like,
no, they don't. This shit is not taught. And if you are interested in it, you do
actually have to go and seek it out and understand it. And actually, now I got a
point of the clip. I was going to let Dick go. But, okay, this is where she starts to
talk about why men understand this stuff better than women
do.
And it's because men for some reason talk about it.
And I think this is the claim.
Let me see if this is right.
I don't know about that stuff.
On average, women are less likely than men to know about different financial practices. Men are taught about money in a way that women aren't starting in childhood.
All right, so that's the part where she's talking about, like, for some reason,
we're talking about this stuff, and they aren't. But this is the clip that I wanted to play.
Golf courses, whiskey bars, and online message boards are chock full of men trading stock tips,
discussing their annual bonuses, and sharing real estate theories.
It's socially acceptable, nay, encouraged for men to discuss money and pursue wealth.
Because they're interested in it.
That's what they're interested in.
Because we need it to fuck you, you dumb bitch.
That's why.
Because I will have a giant hole in our hearts.
And you guys can fill that hole
Shopping for shirts and dog toys on Instagram and we need to fuck you to fill the hole
So we got to find a way to trick you and to fucking us to fill it which I for some reason is making you money so you can blow it on shit
Thank you for getting you took an extra step that I was going you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, to talk about these things with each other. This is not a system thing. This is on you
And it's like she pretends that men don't talk about other things
No, I don't care about conversations. It's all fucking stokeys and fucking the New York Times, right and whiskey
Which are a whiskey bar after I get out of the coal mine on the golf course
Driving my Dodge Challenger from 1975 like who are these guys?
I don't I don't know any guys like this unless they're like I was in a hockey game the other day
And we're watching the hockey game and I was distracted
I didn't even see the gig because we're just talking about finances and we're talking about interest rates
And it's the Fed gonna raise it another quarter point and what's that gonna mean for my Morgan?
You know, that's all those guys want to talk about we don't care about sports
Yeah, and our bonus sizes
What the fuck is a bonus size?
Who's like 99% of guys are talking about their fucking bonus over their whiskeys at
the golf course.
They're not, but are you taking away dick?
It's very reductive.
Here I got one with the root of their problems she gets into.
The whole thing is like a, there's a lot more like emotional shit than there is, well,
there's zero financial stuff, but here's the root of their problems.
With good intentions, I thought that offering guidance around goal setting, budgeting.
Oh, yeah, she's talking about being like a money therapist for women.
And she had this really stupid idea that she could just tell women what to do.
Yes.
And that would help.
I don't know, guys, if you've ever tried that, but this is eye opening right here.
This is crazy.
Yeah.
With good intentions, I thought that offering guidance around goal setting, budgeting,
and investment strategies would be enough for success.
And we'll get to all those things later, I promise.
So I want to ask your accessions.
My clients quickly reverted to old habits, Mindless spending, negative self-talk,
and analysis paralysis.
We hadn't processed the root of their problems with money.
Then it's them.
They're the root pros.
They went right back to their old ways of mindless spending.
Well, remember, the whole point of this book is that it's the patriarchy
that is causing them to fail and finance it.
And then she comes out and admits it.
She's like, yeah, I tell women to not spend money you don't have and they're like, fuck
that.
They just go back and do it again.
That's a new problem.
That's not a patriarchy problem.
Here's how she spent her Corona virus, here's how she spent the pandemic.
I guess the patriarchy was involved in this too. I don't know. I've done a lot of work to understand how my emotions and financial decisions interact.
And I still spent countless pandemic nights looking at t-shirts I wanted to buy but didn't
need.
Made well, there's something in your water I swear to fucking God.
Replacing five unburnt candles with new ones for no rational reason and
browsing Zillow for houses I can't afford in places I'll never move to.
Unburnt candles and t-shirts that I don't. Dick, she's looking at houses in places she
doesn't want to live. What, what, what, how are you using your time? What are you, why
are you doing that? I've never heard of a guy saying like,
yeah, but look at it real estate in Connecticut.
Oh, really, you want to move on now?
Listen, just do that.
Like every time like news, when Newsom said,
hey, I want to do a 28th amendment where like all guns are legal
and you have to suck at least one cock every month,
I said, oh, man, I'm going to see what's going on in Texas.
I'll load it or Idaho, like I'll load it up for a night
and then pass out.
And that's the-
That's the-
That's the thing, yeah.
Right.
It's not every night.
Because you want to actually go somewhere.
She's going, I'm really going to house
as a place I'll never go to.
Now, I just want to tag the clip you played before that
because she said she had these seminars
and all these women in it.
And she goes, I'm teaching them this advice
and they're not listening.
Yeah.
Because the problem is is that women are emotional when it comes to body, they're not listening because the problem is is that women are emotional
when it comes to body they're not logical. It was then I realized if we want to create lasting
financial change we have to do some emotional unpacking first. Kristina and I have now learned
to ask each other, do you want advice right now or do you just need to process some shit?
So when women come to you with problems
and you go, I can solve this no problem.
They get mad at you for saying that.
She's realizing this.
It's almost like she's like a wolf
and she's clothing or something.
She's like, these fucking sheep holy shit.
I can't relate to these in the end.
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
The emotional unpacking will really help get to the bottom
of it though.
Yeah, for sure.
So all right. So then,
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna start saying that sarcastically.
Wow, you're really doing a lot of emotionally unpacking right now, aren't you?
Right?
Just a salty area at the round the term.
So this is her explaining what money is to women.
Money is psychological.
I'll repeat it.
Money is psychological.
She's gaslighting me right now. Buddy, it's not psychological at all. It's tangible.
It'd be farther from that.
Yeah, it's a real thing.
So stupid.
I can't imagine, buddy, like, it's, this is a book about fucking
money. Women in money, money is psychological. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is a book about fucking money. Women in money, money is psychological.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not.
It's not, I think we should go back to encouraging her
to look at Zillow.
Yeah, stop writing books.
I'm about to Zillow.
Go look at, go back to Zillow, please.
Uh, here's, I have an example of her, like,
it's how women are too hard on themselves for splurging on
things. But one of these things is not like the other. I don't know if you can identify
which one it is. Okay. Yeah. When I was 22, you shouldn't beat yourself up. Women should
not never beat themselves up. Right. Never word for you. Yeah. right. Yeah. No, no, no, no, just don't be hired on yourself.
Yeah, here's why.
When I was 22, I felt like I needed to buy a house that I wasn't emotionally or financially
ready to own.
Yeah.
Because I felt the shame of being a renter and quote, throwing away money.
My clients have so many stories like this.
Feeling guilt for hiring a housekeeper, despite having a disability,
not checking their student loan balance
because they're scared of what they'll find,
and they all too common one,
losing out on millions of dollars
because they fear the idea of investing.
Sorry.
Sorry, I have clients that are struggling
with money shame because they have a housekeeper because
they're disabled because they're handicapped and also they're afraid of missing out on
millions of dollars because they're afraid of investing and also they don't want to open
their student loans because they don't want to see how much as man those are all the
same.
Those are the three examples. What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Kind of a service that she provide.
Is she like a psychiatrist?
Is she a financial advisor?
Does she have a couch or these fucking people to lay on?
She's none of those things, Betty.
But what does she talk about?
Like, clients are confessing that they're upset
because they're handicapped or higher in this.
What is she even even talking about?
What's the disability like too fat?
What is what?
What is the disability that you feel shame about hiring a housekeeper?
All right, because you played that, I have two clips I have to play here for you
because it goes along with what you're talking about here.
And it starts with the fact that now now, you would think, Dick, because you and I are pretty
logical people, that if you didn't understand something, you'd ask someone.
Right.
I'm not understanding.
Like, so you're saying I shouldn't buy things I can't afford.
Why is that?
Like, what do you mean by that?
She's saying that that's too much for women to even manage.
When we as women are told to just be magically good with money, even though no one taught
us, we are then scared to ask questions for fear of seeming dumb or naive.
Okay, I understand that because there's a few women in my life that probably feel dumb
and naive when they ask me questions. But the example that she gives for this is probably the worst
example possible.
An example.
On her show, financial advisor Susie Orman once yelled at a divorced mother of three
who was caring for an aging parent and had almost $250,000 in student loans from medical
school to, quote, tell your children the situation you have gotten yourself into.
Let them see the reality of when you are irresponsible
with facing the truth, what it can cause.
End quote.
All right, first off, Susie Ormond is her example.
That's a woman.
That's the picture.
She keeps you living in the out.
Not a big deal.
I'm pretty sure that fucking Susie Ormond's,
you know, a, you know, poo know, you know, Poonhound
Possibly yeah, yeah, yeah, probably so her example is as Susie Orman and it sounds like this woman
She's talking about shows at the full story, but she's like well, she's caring for an aging parent. Okay, that sucks
She you know you can't help that fucking tell me she's divorced. She has three kids and she has $2,000 and $2,000 in student loan debt
These are all her faults all three of those things are her problem
And I think Suzy's point is like yeah, you're probably should have thought this one through we put it up in this situation, huh?
No, no Suzy's point according to her is just tell them it's not even it take it's not even take blame
It is just tell them like stop putting all this pressure on yourself to keep it a
Secret that was her only part is you have to start telling people I didn't understand that part of it
Oh, yeah, oh she's an idiot while Tori's a fucking more on that I
Love how I love how she says that we're that like no woman has ever been been taught these life lessons that she's saying because,
if you can find one woman on the earth
that has not been told to stop spending so much money,
I'll just kill myself.
That would be it for me.
Like, you know what,
is lady, no matter what the age,
if you can find me one woman that some man has said,
stop spending so much fucking money.
Yeah.
And even that day, this is, you put the lines of, she says how it makes us feel to be told to spend money responsibly.
Here you go.
The people we've trusted to give us good information that should set us up for success, have instead made us feel stupid and small.
Yeah, so stop spending all the money, though.
That's what I did there.
Well, that's why you feel stupid
because we told you that and then we told you that again.
And then we told you that again.
It's just like an interview.
And if you thought I was saying that you're small,
I didn't say that.
You added that part on.
I always saying the opposite.
I just said stop spending the money on food
Yes
Yeah, I didn't say you were small you are very fat. Yes, you're very head waist full. You're spending you might be death
All right, so narrative number one is you should know how to money is what she says great English
And so she starts off with this analogy, which
is retarded. We didn't come out of the womb expecting to know how to speak Italian or
play the tuba. So why do we expect to know how to avoid debt and how to pick stocks?
So this is the problem with this, okay. She talks about how there's no way to know
how to stay out of debt or pick stocks.
Now, staying out of debt, as I mentioned earlier,
is common sense.
Don't spend money that you don't have.
And picking stocks is something that a stock broker
or financial planner does.
That's not something you have to do at all.
A bad one.
Yeah, that's not something that you should be doing.
That's not your job to pick stocks.
I don't know, I don't know how to research,
you expect people to do when they're investing their money.
But that'd be like me saying, all right,
when you first do math, you might not know two plus two
equals four, or that the acceleration
of the first derivative of velocity
with respect to time.
But you know, you'll warn these things,
they were telling us like, no,
they start at the same things.
You can't equate not spending money. You don't have
with selected stocks. What I love is that she picks, she says, you don't come out of the womb,
speaking Italian and playing a tuba, but those are two things that women also don't ever learn how to do.
That's true. Like she doesn't use, like she has no examples
of things she's learned how to do.
She's totally worth, right?
It's like, like, oh, you don't come out learning
how to like make a nice like a risotto or something.
Like she's got, play the tuba.
Play the fangirl.
Like, no, nobody knows how to do that.
That's funny.
Here, here, here, I got one on that, I got one on the narrative number one in line with that. That's funny. Here, here, here, I got one on that. I got one on the narrative number
one in line with that. Quote, no one breaks their leg and then thinks to themselves, I can't
I set my own bone. So why do we feel that way with money?"
Well, because when you break a bone and you go to the doctor, men say, why do you have to
do that? And the doctor says,
well, if I don't do that, your bone will grow in all funky. Right. And you say, oh, wow,
okay. Now I know that. Right. Yes. How way it works. Real fucking amazing procedure. Here's how she talks about weaponizing her shame at men, I think, or maybe at me personally.
But financial education and knowledge about why?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, go ahead, Vinnie.
Forgive me, I just said finally something she knows what she's talking about.
Yeah.
With financial education and knowledge about why shame is happening, that shame turns to anger at the unjust systems that cause it in the first place.
Okay, here's the follow-up of that.
Okay. Which is the point of the book.
Once we turn shame into anger, we can turn anger in action.
And turning shame into action can be a powerful fucking thing.
No, it's just like fighting.
It's just like you didn't know how to do something
and you're embarrassed about it
and how you're angry at everyone else
because you didn't know.
And it is embarrassing,
you should feel bad about that.
So shame exists for a reason.
Is that why so many illiterate people are violent?
Yes, I think so.
Okay, they get shamed a lot.
Uh, let's see, I got,
I got a quick one for you.
There's just one ahead, go ahead.
Dick, because this is the very first chapter of a book
and she says this, oh, my board,
but it's going to be tempting to skip this chapter.
She knows her sound, she knows her book.
She's like, you're gonna start reading this.
I think this is really fucking dumb.
I get it.
It's gonna be too much.
I can't read this.
It's too much.
Oh, honey, put us there.
That's money.
Is that how you put us there?
Oh, nay.
Spook some more head.
Let's see.
This one is about, she had some other woman on.
I don't know you could have other people on your audiobooks, but she does.
Interesting.
And she's talking about how shame is, is, is, well, the nature of shame.
Here you go.
But a shame is just a message from our brain.
Why does so many studies find that shame is highly correlated with violence, aggression,
bullying, depression, addiction, and eating disorders?
Because we haven't been taught to experience our feelings like their messages from our brain.
Okay.
So what?
We haven't been taught.
Okay, I edited that I edited that that clip
to get to the to the hidden meaning
of what she's talking about.
Cause you heard the beginning, right?
Yeah, but the shame is just a message from our brain.
Right, right.
Why did so many studies find that shame is highly correlated
with violence, aggression, aggression,
bullying, depression, depression, and eating
disorder.
You hear all those bad things?
Carl, violence, aggression, all these masculine things, and then right at the ending, eating
disorders.
So this is what I think her readers here.
But if shame is just a message from our brain, Why does so many studies find that shame is highly correlated with eating disorders.
Eating disorders.
Eating disorders.
Eating disorders.
And eating disorders.
I made it more accurate.
So what you're saying is five out of those six things
are how many responses shame.
I see what you did there.
Yeah, yeah.
I see what you did.
Here's what else she says about the reason why women can't stop spending money and shame.
Here's here's why.
Here's why.
Shame's second demand is perfection, rendering success totally unattainable.
It's because they just want to be so perfect that they can't stop shopping online.
I'm going to have a slip up here and there
I can't I mean I'm just such a perfectionist I could possibly perfection is the enemy of good
Yeah, I know it's what are you gonna do? Yeah, I'm just a horrible person cuz I can't be perfect
I just put so much pressure on myself to be perfect and to speak Italian and play the tuba
that I can't stop buying candles and shirts online.
Oh yeah, so let's talk about this woman who calls herself
a money expert.
This shit never fully goes away.
Even I, a money expert,
sometimes allow my emotional state
to dictate my financial choices.
Well, it sounds like you're down at the expert with money
then if you're running your emotions,
determine where you spend your money.
That's retarded.
What is a money expert?
Is it like, somebody who understands
like advanced economics?
Or is it like a,
you got the coins coins there's the penny
Half dollar I believe the second Jew we a gold dollar
Then you got your weed pennies
Marge is show off you got the paper bills
I'm just showing off over there. No one told me that we're gonna be boasting.
So the whole point of this woman is her podcast
was called my first 100k.
And what this woman did, I know you guys are gonna be blown
away by this.
She might be the first woman in history to do this.
She saved up $100,000 in her bank account
and then declared that she's a money expert.
She figured it out a way to look at Instagram and not by every cute shirt and shoes she saw
there.
She's like running through the streets going, I've cracked the code everyone.
I'm very impressed.
It's meant to fall.
It's meant to fall.
It's meant to fall.
It's meant to fall.
It's meant to fall.
It's meant to fall. It's meant to fall. It's meant to fall. It's meant to fall. It's men's fault. It's men's fault that I did this fall.
Here's how shame might come into play.
You know, your money and also maybe it work.
Humility bait is why people and especially women avoid saying anything that would imply
we might want to be rich.
Who am I to admit that money is a priority for me?
Instead of something more noble?
It's the reason we'd rather share an embarrassing sex story with co-workers and discuss differences in our salaries. I see so it's the nobility and the
Humility of women why they're always talking about being horrors at work
Instead of sharing financial advice. Why they want to talk
about cock at the workplace. It's coming together for me. I'm getting it.
Yeah. So are you putting the highest percentage of the 401k that you can get the employer to
match? She's like, no, but I did show on a dick last night. Let me tell you about that. I blouse keep sticking to my chest because I just can't get to stick to sticking this off.
And the reason is they're shame.
Because the reason is that's a coping mechanism for shame.
I don't think Bukaki was for me, but let me tell you about last night.
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
How many dependency are you claiming?
Whoa man, you need to stick a dick in my pussy
to get the answer to that question, right?
There's about 20 million on my face last night.
All right, so even women who are doing the right thing
are punished by the patriarchy.
This is the thing that we all have to learn, guys.
We don't know about this.
Women who have worked to learn more about investing,
negotiating, paying off debt, saving money,
and so on must often handle a double-edged sword
because the patriarchy punishes us
for trying to improve our situations.
Some examples include calling us quote,
ungrateful when we ask for the salary we deserve,
actively gatekeeping information about the stock market,
or shaming us for spending
money on things that make our lives better.
So again, who's shaming you, the person who's money you're spending?
Because if you spend your own money, I guarantee no one has a problem with that.
I've never once called out a girlfriend or wife for spending her money on.
That's yours.
I have.
No, no, no, no, no, I I fucking have I say send that fucking laser skin care
shit back that is a fucking scam we do not need a curring for the bedroom send it fucking back well
I bought it with my money no wrong send it back right now I make it's a point he no I already made them
He's no, I already made them. Dic, you get to understand, she's just dealing with her brain feelings.
Okay, just relax.
Get cutter some breaks.
All right, I've got, oh, shit, I've got men have it easier.
Here I've got an entitlement drop.
Let's see.
It's the cycles of shame that keep us from
bettering our financial foundation.
We don't log into our financial accounts
because we're too scared of what we'll find.
We feel ashamed for not understanding
what a 401K is, so we don't ask.
We feel guilty asking for a raise
since maybe we quote, haven't earned it.
From Brunei Brown's work, we know that there is an antidote to shame, vulnerability.
Oh, okay.
Time out.
I have to ask this question because I lived in corporate America for a long time.
We don't know what a 401K is because we don't want to ask.
There is a meeting every fucking year,
every year. They bring everybody in and they talk about the 401k and what it does and
why you should invest in it. And what the company is going to do to batch your contributions.
Do you know how many of you are all that is for them? Any questions? Yes, and they give you
an email address and a phone number. Guys, ask us anytime. We can think of a confidential meeting about it
if you want to.
She's like, no one ever tells us anything.
And so how are we supposed to fucking now stop.
Get off your fucking phone, stop texting your friend
on good Instagram and pay attention to the meeting.
They explain it.
I promise you that.
That's frustrating.
All right, so Dick, I wanted to fast forward to, she's talking about how the system is working against her, as you know.
And this is the problem that they have.
The system does not consider us and then shames us when we feel to understand.
So it's not the women's fall to
or spending all this money that they don't have.
It's the system.
Which is society's fault because.
What?
How fucking convenient.
How convenient is that?
And they're just like, I was told to this world
where I was up to fail.
So what do you get to do?
Jesus, it makes me feel better about the whole thing somehow.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, it's like my father.
She also has this, she has this clip where she's saying like,
women couldn't even get like a bank loan without a man
co-signing it until 1988 or something like that.
Yeah.
And then I'm listening to her talk about how she doesn't
understand literally anything about money.
And I think, well, maybe if you got a bank loan,
you might want a man to help with it.
Yeah.
What is this collateral you speak of?
I don't know if that word means.
Like, well, maybe you guys are ganky being all this information.
Like, yeah, I mean, I get it, but maybe just have a guy sign the loan for fun for your
help, right?
Now, I looked this up because you talked about how you couldn't,
as a woman, you couldn't get a credit card
without a man co-signing until 74
and the business loan thing that you're talking about.
So I looked this up and there is some truth to it,
but it was up to the bank's discretion.
So they had to make a law to say like,
no, those drink you found to a fru-
I'm sorry, wrong law.
They had to make a law
That said no, no, you have to get lend money to people who will likely spend it on
Who would be run up their credit card bills
And will for close but anyway my
Money yeah, right my point is that it wasn't like it wasn't like a law that you couldn't get it It was just the banks were a lot of the tournament. You know like they watched you walk it there
They're just like I don't think this bitch is gonna pay this no one fucking Carter can't reelect it
Carter fucked it up for all of us
You might have played this one already, but she talks about
what it takes to
Learn the financial system and money
Learning anything takes practice, time, and vulnerability.
Wait, hold on a second.
Practice time and what?
I think it's practice time and intelligence.
It's what it takes to learn something.
Vulnerability makes no sense at all.
And it's almost like she's like,
pulling out words from the feminists.
Like, I don't know, whatever their buzzwords are,
feminists like to hear vulnerability.
Oh, I'll put that in as one of the things
you need to learn stuff.
No, that's not what it is an awful.
I think she has to say vulnerability every once in a while
to like stop women from getting angry.
Right.
Like that's her thing.
That's what I mean.
Yeah.
It doesn't actually mean anything,
but it makes you feel like, yeah, all right,
let's be vulnerable together.
I don't understand, I don't understand all anything, but it makes you feel like, yeah, all right, let's be vulnerable together.
I don't understand, I don't understand
all these rape vulnerability.
Okay, okay.
I'm cool, I'm cool.
I'm cool.
Like, you and I both learned music at a certain point in our lives.
We understand how chords work and scales.
How much vulnerability does that take for you?
Todd, you're saying what a seven chord is.
None.
None. How about you?
Not at all.
Yeah, it's just.
No.
Did any of you ever been vulnerable ever in your life
for any reason?
I don't know, guys.
But right now, you asked me that question.
Makes me feel a little shavful, too.
What's talking about it, Bitty?
Why don't you open up to your friend dick and me
about your feelings? Well, right now, I feel I feel shameful because I never got to learn music. Look, I don't know
when you think about chords. You know what? That's not funny about scales that chords though. I
scale
You boys come on. Come on. I'm telling you avoiding scales.
Fucking hang myself. Oh, we should do we should do a
Chick-pod gas one of these shows that we, where we just sit around and talk about our feelings
and how things make us feel.
Now, how do they make you feel to drive by the Wendy's drive-through
and not go through it, Vinnie?
Is that hard?
The same way I feel most of the time, slightly hungry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Pretty much.
The shame, the shame.
The shame, the hunger.
It's a bad day for you.
Shame about me. Are you need to sort of.
You want that son of a glue tied stuff, Vinny?
That is a big, no.
No, good for you, fuck that.
I know a guy who's on that shit, he lost a ton of weight.
He looks like a fucking vagina.
It's awful, these people.
Can you introduce me to this person?
Yeah.
Ralph Tata.
Ralph Tata did that?
Yeah.
Oh gross.
Yeah, they look weird, right?
They don't look funny anymore.
They don't look like people anymore.
They look like deflated people.
Well, the problem with that,
that's mobs.
The problem with that drug is that it doesn't just like
take away fat, it takes away your lean muscle,
brain tissue,
like everything leaves your body when you're out there.
I hope that assholes body collapses
I know it's else it will
On it right now he's been on it. He's been making his own dude. He's got a
Kid at home. I was watching biggest popular day, and I'm like holy shit
I just saw feed all a couple months ago in Philly, and I'm like wow. He's got even bigger than that
Yeah, he's gave a lot of way. Yeah, that was funny. What dick was asking him? You're like how much do you weigh right now?
He's like I don't know. I'll say what what would you guys he's like I have 350
He's three fucking 15. He's got big. He's got a real thing 310
He's got a real bag. He's 310. 310. He's 310. I was in the 650s bag ridiculous. 350s huge. It's not good. Dude, he's 310. He's got a lot of weight on me. I didn't even
realize it. I thought we were like the same size. No, he's got you. Sorry. I know. I'll
he'll rock you. By the way, Vity is so happy right now. It just, just you know, he's
one of the skinnier guys from our live Philly show He's making a big deal about it too
You know, you know, three
Fifty- wow, wow, wow, wow
I know it, wow, did you hear that, Carl?
Did you hear that, audience?
Venus, three, fifty- wow
You know, maybe the sister needed to do a check podcast Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna be fucking skipping till I pull all my knees.
Okay, what's that one skip?
What do you mean?
I'm gonna skip to that.
See, it's literally the motion of starting the skip that gets me.
I'm out of clips.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
I feel like a lot of these clips I did that gets it. I'm at a clip.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
I feel like a lot of these clips I did play last time.
I can't remember at all.
It's amazing.
I listened to so many clips and learned to so little.
I don't go for a finger.
I don't even know how to say it.
I'm money works.
I want to know who the people are who feel inspired after listening to this.
Dude, seven hours of this.
It's just buzzwords.
It's nothing substantial. You will learn nothing from this. Dude, seven hours of this? It's just buzzwords. It's nothing substantial. You
will learn nothing from this. I love it. I got one called diets. Oh, go for it.
Here, let's do this one. Skip it. These companies use our fears and insecurities to make money.
In the same way that magazines, beauty companies, and the diet industry have historically done.
Women consume their offerings in an attempt to feel less shame for not looking like we quote
should.
Uh, she's talking about credit cards.
Yes.
But the credit card companies are like tricking them.
Yeah, actually, just like those goddamn diet companies are tricking us into eating less calories and
writing down the calories that we eat these fucking diet companies.
Shouldn't a woman who's talking about money and making money be applauding these companies
for seizing out of the opportunity and recognizing a market and getting a volume of it?
So this was a clip. I think I might have played this last time, but it doesn't matter those months to go.
Our feelings about money are intentionally weaponized. I'm getting involved in the big money. So this was a clip, I think I might have to play this last time, but it doesn't matter those months to go.
Our feelings about money are intentionally weaponized.
There are predatory companies taking advantage
of our lack of education, store credit cards
pretending to be reward cards.
So she's literally talking about things
that every woman loves a store credit card.
They love their rewards cards, they love getting the points.
When I go to DSW, I have to get my wife's number and name
in order to get her the points on this ship.
And she's at the special center.
She's a warehouse.
I bought both your assholes.
Both you fucking assholes.
I'm not going to DSW anymore.
Now I've been shaved.. I've been shamed.
Why I've been shitting the points.
I've been shamed.
I wish she was like an adult boy.
I didn't know they sold kids what's that.
They do.
But I mean, I don't wear those.
I don't know where I was going to go with that, but she really is just a dung.
Rewards kinds.
Yeah, the idea that she's like, they're tricking us into these things.
It's like, how dumb are you?
How dumb do you have to be to get tricked into buying a reward
cards for the story like to shop at?
Would you like to pay 27% interest and say 15% today?
Yes!
I can see you.
Yes!
I can see you.
I can see you.
Say what? I can get you. Yes, I want. I can't stop to go to the router. I can get that calendar.
All right.
Well, maybe, I think that's it.
Maybe the beginning of the book isn't for us,
but I am hopeful and optimistic that we're gonna learn
something in these coming chapters.
Dude, I just can't wait to figure out
what the all five narratives of the Patriarchy are that I need to stop doing. I'm looking forward to that
Yeah, I only learned one thing tonight. What's that? Vito's three times
We're doing like we're doing like a blockchain weight loss contest for him.
Where people can go donate money and then if he wins, he gets it all, but if he doesn't,
you know, they can rake it all back at the end.
I'm interested.
It's like, would that be like a go-fut me for weight loss for him?
Yeah, yeah, basically.
And we made it, we, I talked to a medical doctor
about this. And he said losing five pounds a month on ozempic for six months would be
very good. So we picked like an amount that's attainable and would be humiliating if he didn't
hit, like just the right amount because like 50 pounds is so much it would be, ah, you know,
that's, that's a ton, but 30 pounds is just in the sweet spot of, you be shocked how
attainable.
How quick you could get that off when you're a big guy.
I wouldn't know, but you know, I heard the same things.
I heard this debate and he was talking about one and a half to two pounds a week and
Vito's going, I don't know.
That seems like a lot.
I honestly just fucking taken a walk twice a week I think would do it for a guy like Vito.
Yeah, I could be wrong, but he's not gonna do that. No, I know. That's a bridge too far.
I just said. So that's interesting that he needs the money incentive in order to to lose weight.
That's a pretty good incentive though. It is like I mean, I think most people would
You know go for that, but he's a single guy pussy should be the incentive that he needs that should be it
Well, yeah, I know
I know it is a needed
What a I fucking miss all right. He dated a pre-op
Trans woman, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
David.
How progressive.
David.
With this mouth.
Okay, I don't know.
How progressive.
Cool.
I know, I got nothing else.
He gets hate mail.
He gets hate message.
I'm sure I shouldn't say this.
He gets like insane hate mail from one of his exes or a couple of his exes.
Oh.
Guys, he's like at the Netflix thing
or he just like is around me.
Right.
Some trans people really, really hate what we're about.
Which is unfortunate.
Yeah, take it from me.
Being friends with Dick Besser said,
is that to a lot for your, yes, jeez.
Hahaha.
I do love my social score.
Honestly, it hasn't affected me one bit.
God bless you, Dick.
I always think of you as a friend and a good guy.
You're okay, bye, buddy.
Thank you, Vinny.
Thank you.
All right, well, this has been another fantastic crossover event.
Vinny, thank you so much for coming on here.
Thanks for having me.
What do you want to promote, my friend?
Just very large audience.
It is both the DIC show, Edward,
these podcast, Patreon.
Well, you know, there's a show called The Creep Off The Chew
and I do every Monday live on YouTube.
Yes, it is.
Our new website's about to launch this week.
I'm very excited about that.
And this Saturday morning, my other show's subreddit surfing.
We are going live.
Nice.
And we are going to be visiting a page called Bad Parenting.
Oh, it's back up.
Oh, yeah.
So we're gonna have some fun with that.
We're gonna find out what parents are up to.
And this page is particularly interesting
because it's kids like millennials
and chick going on and complaining about their parents
as well.
So it's an interesting mix of bullshit.
Very good.
Nice.
Subreddit surfing.
We will check that out. And the DIC show, DIC dot
show and biggest problem in the universe. You want to do promote that on here? Yeah, thank
you. Oh, yeah, I do have to go under like a pseudonym because I'm on or a different
pseudonym because I'm on YouTube right now. Oh, yeah, shit. I mean, this is not Dick
Masterson. This is an AI. This is a bot.
Yeah.
Patreon.com slash biggest problem.
Patreon.com slash the dick show.
Thanks guys, thanks Carl.
Yes, and,
Patreon.com slash where these podcasts,
and you're trying to get this past my blog for some reason.
Who are these dot coms where you can go to find all the things
where you're doing her these podcasts?
And who are these socials the show
I do with my buddy blind Mike Geary on Thursday's a 6 p.m. Eastern time on YouTube and you can also find that wherever you your finer podcasts
Who are these socials where we break down tick-tock videos and you know some Reddit some tweets some YouTube, all the social media. You know how much I have social media deck.
You love it.
I'm a big fan.
It's your fav.
Yep, that's my thing.
All right, buddy.
Thank you so much.
Always fun, always good to talk to you.
Vito, sleetan. But I'm fine, but I'm fine, but I'm fine, I can't not be there,
Just for when I'm not, just for when I'm really just a handful
That's what we've come in, I can't be used to my heart
I'm over the band of the world, I'm over
I know that the band is a little bit different.
I know.