Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep475 - Mental Health Podcasts
Episode Date: December 21, 2023This week the gang is all together in the studio to find the worst podcasts in the mental health category. I brought a show called “Terrible, Thanks For Asking” that pretty much just explains it�...�s okay to be miserable all the time. Great advice. Lucy brought “Am I A Bad Therapist?” where people who have no business trying to help others pat themselves on the back. Finally, Andy came in with another whiny woman, this time it was Trisha Paytus. Please don’t reward him for that. She’s the worst! After the competition, our Cringe of the Week reminds us that Mom Swipes Left is hosted by two very gross women. Also, the song parody contest is ramping up with some amazing submissions. Then Cardiff joins the show to discuss one of John’s most pathetic episodes ever. He continued to lie over and over and even swore on his life as he was getting called out. And finally, the return of To Poke A Dabbler, reviews with Annie, and your voicemails. https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://www.instagram.com/allapologiespodcast https://www.patreon.com/cardiffelectric Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Visit magicmind.co/watp and use promo code watp for 20% off your purchase or up to 50% off a subscription! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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She'll be reading some reviews later on.
But first, we'll be reviewing the worst podcast
in the mental health category.
We have each brought a different podcast to present
and you, the listener, will get a chance to vote.
We did this last week with entrepreneurship.
And I put a poll out on Twitter
and I put a poll out on Reddit.
Oh, yes.
On Twitter, coming in last,
with 16% of the vote was Andy.
You know what I say?
The sub-rottet.
Where are these podcasts sub-rottet?
Coming in last with 19 votes was Andy.
Yes!
A lot of that wasn't Andy's fault. Some of that was my fault, but Andy lost.
Okay, move it on.
Who won?
It was the big question.
Who won last week?
I like how you were able to cope with that.
I don't know, I'm over it.
So I brought 2,000 percent race, John Sarasani.
And Twitter said, that's the one car,
because I got 42.4% of the votes.
Oh.
Lucy got 41.4% of the vote.
One percentage point on Twitter.
Let's go over to the subreddancy, what's going on?
I get 49 votes, Lucy Typebox gets 51.
Whoa, ho, ho, ho.
So I am declaring a tie.
Hi.
We have tied for first last week.
You just don't want to lose again.
I hate losing.
I know.
I know.
I know.
So the question I have, and I'll'll tell you the mental health podcast stuff
I get into this a lot on the Drew and Mike show because a lot of the celebrities
That's their go-to talk about mental health. Oh
Life is so hard. We had to go to that charity event last night and raise that money and
Hang out with all of our friends and drink champagne. These shows are fucking nonsense.
So I said, can we listen to some mental health podcasts?
Maybe they aren't celebrities,
I'm maybe they are, I don't know.
I don't know what you guys brought.
We don't talk about that beforehand.
But I thought, what are the normal people
in this space talking about when it comes to mental health?
And are people really that obsessed with fucking
hearing about mental health all the time?
Cause I find it to be so boring and unproductive.
Also, I guess that's my other problem with that.
So this will be a fun category today, Lucy.
Either you or me are gonna go first,
which would you prefer?
Up to you.
I do.
I know.
So unhelpful.
Of course.
Just like a loving, what do you want for dinner?
I want helpful, whatever you want me.
I'm very agreeable.
I will go first then.
Let's get into it.
I brought a show that is called Terrible Thanks for Asking.
How are you?
Most people answer that question with fine or good.
But obviously it's not always fine
and it's usually not even that good.
This is a podcast that asks people to be honest
about their pain, to just be honest
about how they really feel, about the hard parts of life.
And guess what? It's complicated.
I'm Nora McInerney.
And this is terrible.
Thanks for asking.
Nora McInerney, host a show called Terrible.
Thanks for asking.
And I think Bruce or Chris picked up on the ISO.
I pulled from that.
And this is terrible.
Yes, you got that right Nora.
So it's got some really like NPR vibes to it.
It's well produced and it's really annoying and obnoxious.
But it actually inspired me.
And I thought, this is a fun grift, this mental health thing,
and I'll get into what her grift is, they all have one.
They all have the cure for what Algie, which is great.
And you can buy it with the right promo code.
So I thought, okay, what if I started a mental health
podcast, and I can't with an idea,
and I put together a promo, now I'll be honest,
it's niche.
All right, there's gonna be a huge audience for this.
But let me know what you guys think.
I think this is gonna be a good one. Are you ready for a show that's just for you?
No really, it's just for you. Your wife laughed at you. You're spending another Christmas alone.
Even Stevie Tomatoes is closed. Your only ally in the world is a lawyer who's
trolling you for sports. But don't worry about that now.
Inflate your couch, grab an 18 pack and get comfortable because you're
listening to my brand new podcast.
Everyone is jelly of John.
On everyone is jelly of John.
We explore all the reasons why you're a winner.
We won't focus on you getting sexually aggressive, then turn and then
shooting all over the sheets.
We will talk about your children's love for the new stepdad.
Hell, we won't even talk about your fake degree
that I know why you're killing it, buddy.
And we're all jealous.
This podcast is brought to you by DoorDash.
Our name is sponsor for it, and everything.
I think that's gonna be a good one.
We'll get some downloads for that for sure.
I like how you played one clip from your presentation
and made it about John and me.
I might have a problem.
Cool.
Okay, guys, the misdirection here is fantastic.
I didn't see it coming.
You wouldn't have either if I didn't tell you that.
It's that time of year again, glittering trees. Beautiful meals shared with a beautiful group of people gathered around a beautiful table. Carolers wandering the streets with a song in their hearts.
That's so beautiful. Everyone you meet is kind, reflective,
brimming with gratitude for all that they have,
ready to make magic for one another.
SAKE!
SAKE!
Or maybe not.
Whoa!
Didn't see that coming.
Pretty good stuff.
Got me. Now I'm interested. Yeah, whoa, so you're saying the holidays aren't that great?
Nora is a fucking treat. I'd love to spend the holidays with her. All of the weird curve balls. It likes to throw at us even though we've made it clear. We don't play baseball.
People still get sick from November to January. People die every day.
Doesn't matter what day it is. Heartbreak doesn't decide, you know what? I'm gonna take
some time off and I'll be back in the new year. Who invited her to buy a mask? She's
a fucking downer. We're just trying to have a Christmas celebration over here and talk about people die every day.
It's kind of a bummer.
Are this show just her being bummed outers
or health advice?
Okay, this is glad you asked that
because you're like, where are we going?
So I was thinking the same thing.
What are we doing?
What's going on here?
You're just going to tell me that I'm some bummer.
That's the show.
No, this is the premise of the show right here.
This year, our episode is a story in four acts.
A story from a listener named Brianna
who's going to bring all of us on an Ebenezer
Scrooge-like journey through four Christmas's past.
This is The Christmas Curse. Here's is the Christmas curse.
Here's what this show is.
A listener to the show talks the entire time
and tells you about what her Christmas was like
between her ages of 17 and 20.
So four Christmas is in a row,
she tells these stories.
And the first one, I listen to this whole,
there's such a waste of my time today. The place for a car. the first one, I listen to this whole there was such a waste of my time today.
The police vote for Carl. The first one. She explains that her dad bought this necklace for her mom and he was all excited about it. And then the mom returned it. And it was such a bummer. I was like,
well, okay, the mom didn't like the gift, he got her. All right.
Yeah.
Whatever.
But she's explaining that this was the beginning of a curse on their family and how they would
have these horrible Christmases ever since that event where the mom didn't like the necklace.
So then the next year, for whatever reason, it starts on Thanksgiving.
This year, the curse started early on Thanksgiving
when Brianna's dad started having chest pains.
So he has a heart attack.
The dad for Thanksgiving was at the New Year of the Christmas curse.
Yeah.
It doesn't even make fucking sense.
Leave that out of the story.
You're just adding shit in there.
Yeah, you can't blame every bad thing
that happens in your life on Christmas.
No, definitely not.
So for whenever reason they talk about her dad having a heart attack, but he's okay,
he makes it through it.
So then they talk about how her brother is back from the military for Christmas.
He takes a shower and the water starts pouring out of the ceiling. And so on Christmas Eve,
they have to bring these plumbers in to fix this. And Nora's got a good quip for this one.
You're dad noticed water coming down the walls of the family room.
We do need running water in our homes, but it's best if it stays in the pipes.
Water in the walls is not good and getting the water to stop flowing through the walls
requires professionals, plumbers, emergency plumbers, on Christmas Eve, many of them.
This woman is a drip.
All right.
Bring it back to my side of this one. So, all right, let's get caught up.
These crazy stories so far. You got through to a chef. Good point, because she's got that storyteller
cadence. She thinks she's so fucking great at this. And she repeats the same shit over and over.
We're going to these stories. And I interesting in any way. And she has to do these things like, okay,
so here's what we've already heard, but I know, I'm listening.
Clearly, the curse is ramping up.
We started with a flop of a gift, heartbreak.
But it's escalated to heart attacks
and expensive bathroom renovations.
And for those of you keeping score at home,
we have one Christmas where mom ruined it,
one Christmas where her brother ruined it.
And when we come back,
Brianna tells us about the Christmas of 2009.
And who the curse touched that year.
Oh, wow, I almost took her out of that.
I didn't realize it was going to get so exciting.
The fuck is lapping this up?
I can't figure out who would possibly listen to this show.
Okay.
So now the third Christmas,
and this woman has a job in Old Navy.
She doesn't have gas in her car.
So she has her dad driver there,
and then the dad gets in a car accident driving back home.
And Christmas Eve,
this is the curse that we're talking about here.
For the longest time,
because I was a stubborn 19 year old,
I was like, no, no, no, dad ruined this one.
He ruined this Christmas because he's the one
who got an accident.
But it was very clear that the car would not have been
on the road in that intersection at that time.
If I had just gotten myself up early enough to get gas
or had gotten gas the night before.
Hey, what happened?
It's your fault, okay?
All right.
If it'll make you feel better.
Jesus.
Whatever you want, okay?
I went to visit my parents and I went to have Neapolitan ice cream and all the chocolate
was gone.
Yes.
The fuck?
It's a curse, straight to death.
What's happening here?
I bet things happen to good people.
Any, you're making jokes.
This is obviously a curse.
One is unfortunate.
Two is barely a chain, but three is undeniably a curse.
That's it.
It's obviously a curse.
So far, the Montrouin Christmas,
the brotherhood Christmas, shehood Christmas.
What about the dad?
We're going into the fourth Christmas now.
Come on, dad.
We're gonna figure out.
Well, the dad grew a tail.
That's a real curse.
Oh, yeah, yes.
There are frogs coming from the sky or anything.
They have no occurrences on this show.
But I love this woman Nora because she is a big fan
of people being miserable.
It's how she makes her living.
She wants people to not be happy or content.
How does your dad feel about finally ruining Christmas?
Horrible.
Oh!
Oh!
She's like, yeah!
That was open!
That's amazing.
So apparently he microwaved metal and Christmas night
and the microwave caught on fire.
They had to buy a new microwave.
That's not a curse, that's being a dumbass.
Think a dumbass.
And they explained the way with,
well, he has ADHD, like, okay, well,
also part of the curse.
What are you gonna do?
Yeah.
He's cursed with stupidity.
What are you gonna do with that?
It's so stupid.
Yeah.
All right, so everyone's ruined Christmas now.
So that's four cursed Christmas's,
one for each member of their family.
By now, every person in Brianna's family origin, that nuclear family has ruined Christmas.
Yes, I know. I'm listening to your show. You're explaining all of this.
What an amazing person. She sounds like on the verge of an orgasm pointing her finger.
Yeah. What an amazing person she sounds like on the verge of an orgasm pointing her finger
Right so what's the diagnosis of this mental health problem? All right Christmas curse all right. Well, let's find out
They're likely wasn't actually a curse I'm gonna get banned. I'm shit. I'm shit, Sherwon.
Don't fuck me, shit, Sherwon.
Ugh.
It's just the worst.
After all of this, and I'm sitting there, wussy to this, for 40 minutes going, yeah,
with all these different stories, and people don't care about, and things are mundane
happening to them.
She's talking about what she bought at Old Navy.
Oh my God.
And that was cursed.
The moral of the story everybody.
I don't know if you're understanding
what she's saying here.
Don't do Christmas.
No.
Christmas can and should be miserable.
I want me to give you permission
to have a bad holiday in okay holiday because
honestly a bad holiday is just a bad day and we have those all the time. There's
nobody greeting you on how magical or beautiful your holiday is so if you don't
have to give it this year, that, no. Everyone has shitty days and a half
was on Christmas all the fucking time.
And that's great.
According to Nora, it's insane.
All right, let's get into the grift
because there are some commercial breaks.
The first one she goes into, she explains
what she wants to sell to you, the sad sack at home
who wants to listen to terrible things for asking.
They were attracted to this title and said, Hey, that's me.
I want to listen to this.
I feel like it's a part of my calling to fight against toxic positivity and the self-help
industry because not everything can be fixed and not everything can be fixed by you.
And by the way, you aren't defective just because you aren't always 100% happy,
100% of the time.
The pursuit of happiness can actually make us less happy.
And I have found that it's much more helpful
to just let myself have my feelings and to keep track of them.
So I collaborated with M and friends
to bring two of my favorite tools for happy-ishness
to you.
The happy-ish guided journal and Oracle deck.
So she is selling a guided journal and an Oracle deck.
What the fuck is an Oracle deck?
I'm glad you asked.
I looked to the website to see what this is and explains.
Each card represents a helpful thought that McInerney herself has relied upon
when life got dark. Nuggets like life is not a self-improvement exercise. You are not
a sad story and let it be complicated. She's selling a deck of cards. There's 50 cards.
And you pull them out and you read things like let it be complicated.
And you're like, I'm not going to kill myself that cool.
You know what's missing?
Get confident, stupid.
It says use them daily, weekly, hourly, whatever, and wherever,
no rules and no pressure.
Now, there's a lot of people in the audience right now.
We're going, I don't know why we're goofing on this. This sounds amazing. Well, good news for
you. Just for the listeners of this show, there is a special offer on both the journal
and the Oracle deck. You can get both for 25% off, which is truly nuts. At MNFriends.com slash happy ish with code happy ish 25 that code is only for our
listeners. It is 25% off the journal and or the Oracle deck.
All right. So the journal is $16.
The Oracle deck is 15.
You could buy them in a bundle for 31.
Not making that up. is 15, you can buy them in a bundle for 31. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha75 cents with this promo code. Wow. So obviously I've ordered all of that for all of you guys.
That's so sweet. They're in the back. This is like how did this made using the promo code
bonkers? Because you keep saying nuts about a mental health thing.
That's a real good point. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy.
Okay, I got it already.
Let me, I'm happy to bad day.
Let's see what this says.
If you're not wasted, the day is.
Oh, great.
This thing is paying for itself.
Yeah, that's Andy's Oracle time.
I can get a fortune cookie for free.
Day without a buzz, day that never works.
All right.
So she's really proud of herself with this happy-ish term that she's coined.
This is all like, everything's branded with happy-ish because happy is unachievable to
this woman.
It's impossible.
No one can do that.
So you just got to be like, you just got to fake it, I guess.
I wrote a very simple guided journal for people who hate journaling, for people who are
overwhelmed by the idea of having a journal. I called it happy-ish. It takes like two minutes a day. I'm getting really good
feedback on it, which is good because it's literally just based on my journal, and I like it.
All right, let's find out more about the Oracle deck. Now that we know about the guided journal,
what would be a guided journal? Like, what did you do today?
She just said that she was making a journal
for people who don't like journaling.
Maybe those people just don't journal.
Yeah, you don't have to journal.
That's an option, right?
Is it you want to write?
Yeah, what code is it?
It's hard to fill it.
It's a book.
It's hard to fill it in for you.
There's also an Oracle DAC, which is basically like,
you just pick a card.
It gives you a little message. I do it, you know, then you just pick a card, it gives you a little message.
I do it, you know, then you can pick a card weekly,
daily, whatever you want.
My boyfriend's here, because it's not gonna be an inch.
I'm just gonna say suck it up on every guard.
Grow a pair.
Yeah, rub some dirt and move on, keep doing.
All right, so I know you get to think it.
Carl, this was a boring podcast.
I'm sorry, I had to sit through it,
but I don't know if I'm gonna vote for you.
I gotta listen to what?
Andy Brie, I gotta listen to what?
Lucy Brot.
All right, I need to seal the deal.
I get it.
Pressure's on.
She sings the credits at the end of the video.
Oh, fuck you.
We're production of Feelings and Co.
That's our little independent production company.
What's our team? It's Marcel Malachibu
and Claire McAnerney and Megan Palmer and Michelle, plantin and grace, fairy and sometimes a
Menda Romani, sometimes a Menda Romani we make other shows like the Terrible Reading Club and
like the terrible reading club and it's going to be okay which is another show which seems like the opposite of terrible things for asking what is really more
of a cousin shut the fuck up ass wipe and suck my cock pretty
insinifying I thought only jack and cuck with songs on the while like that very
impressive so after she sings the credits to it,
she comes up with a brilliant joke that really ties this whole thing together.
My songwriting career is blooming. Every time I sing a song that I made up off the top of my head,
Taylor Swift craps her pants. I know it. I just I could, what was that sound? Taylor Swift, Crapzer pants. I know it.
I just, I could, what was that sound?
Taylor Swift, Crapzer pants.
Yeah, she did it again.
I don't see you guys laughing.
It was the punchline.
No one thought that was.
No.
All right, so that's what I protect to you, terrible.
Thanks for asking,st mental health podcast.
Lucy, you're up next.
All right.
So I found MI a bad therapist.
And they start out every single episode with their intro,
which is going to ask the hard-hitting question.
Have you ever asked yourself,
am I a dad therapist?
Well, you're in the right place.
Who asked you to tell me this?
Just quit your job if you have to ask if you're a bad therapist.
I don't want a bad therapist.
I don't want to hire you.
I thought my podcast was niche, but this is very niche.
Just from therapists who think they suck at their jobs.
Yup, that is exactly what you work for.
Do you work for betterhelp.com?
Then the answer is yes.
Yeah.
All right.
So we are going to get to learn the names of the host and all of their credentials and
a little bit about what their podcast is actually about because you know, maybe it's a
little bit more nuance than I hope so.
You know, am I a bad therapist in Clip 2?
I'm Ali Joy, licensed professional counselor and board certified art therapist.
And I'm Catherine Escare, a clinical psychologist and this is Am I a bad therapist?
Join us each week for stories from behind the closed therapy door.
You'll hear experiences that made us ask Am I a bad therapist?
Including bloopers, jaw droppers, and other difficult moments
that normalize the unique struggles
of modern-day therapists.
This is a space with no experts,
no gurus, and no hierarchies,
just humans sitting in similar chairs.
Thank God I was really worried
that there were gonna be experts on this podcast.
I think the idea of bloopers,
like they're using people's full names,
you won't believe what Bill Ronsschrausky told me when he was sitting at the couch the other day. Wow.
This guy gets this guy gets an erection when animals are tortured in front of him and
he just got kids. You won't believe. This is crazy though because I know well you have
Melphie and the sopranos therapists who who need a therapist, kind of people.
And I know a therapist, personally, who...
Golds to therapists.
Yeah, and they're all nuts.
She's having...
Mental illness can literally drive you crazy.
She's having problems with colleagues
that are getting in each other's heads and fucking with each other. And they're, they're getting each other's heads
and fucking with each other.
Yeah.
And they're, I mean, I don't know how
the least people are supposed to help,
I mean, help other people who need real life.
But if we're not real doctors,
we don't know what the fuck we're talking about.
All right, you're a problem.
Yeah, I am a good out of here.
Yeah, so it turns out that's exactly what this podcast is about.
So every episode, Ellie and Catherine
are going to invite on a guest, and they are going to prompt that guest to talk about an experience that they had where they
believe that they were a bad therapist. So this week they have on Emily. So let's find out about
her in clip four. So Emily, tell us about an instance where you wondered if you were about therapists. Sure. So this was an experience I had in grad school when I was at an internship.
Oh, so she wasn't even a therapist is what you're trying to tell me.
She was a grad student and intern at that.
And this is the best that they can get.
If they asked me to come on, am I a bad digital marketer?
I would not show my face.
Like, can we not show my face?
Can we change my name or something?
I'm not going to get hired by a lot of people
after that and see you realize that, right?
Yeah, and they've done a really lovely job
of setting themselves up to anybody who's just a listener.
They have three frames and each one of them
so the two hosts are inside of a frame
and then the guest is also inside of a frame.
It's just, it's really aesthetically pleasing, you know.
That is something is.
All right, so Emily is going to continue telling us about her experience where she thought that maybe
she might have been a bad therapist in clip five. And interestingly enough, I, you know, I had three
internships throughout both of my master's degrees
and all of my supervisors and our managers were men.
And I point that out because my experiences
all had some implicit sexism woven in there.
Fuck you!
Yep, so I should mention that the name of this episode
of AMI A Bad Therapist is called Fuck the Patriarchy.
I'm voting for Lucy.
Yeah, damn it.
So that's gonna go ahead and set you up for what we have to calm.
So we really should be expecting to find out what the Patriarchy did
that was so awful to Emily.
So let's find that out in clip 6.
So I was on a team of all men.
And I did not feel that they respected me very much.
In team meetings, they wouldn't.
That's right.
Like look at me when they were talking or make eye contact
with me.
My idea has been sort of be brushed off,
or kind of like, yeah, thanks. And then continue to talk.
Or, you know, I was told one time that I'm not a real therapist.
You're not a real therapist.
You're an intern.
The reason that they're not making eye contact with you,
the reason that they don't respect your opinion
is because they've been doing it for 20 years
and you just started it.
I want to point something out.
Just because men don't respect you,
doesn't mean it's the men's fault.
Yes.
Adam Crowe brings us up a lot.
Yes.
Where he had a neighbor once who treated him like shit.
And the neighbor was a white guy.
If Adam had been black, he would have been like,
oh, this guy's just a racist.
No, he's just an asshole.
Yeah.
Like, there are people who just suck at their jobs.
And it's not because they're a woman. It's not gonna do it their identity, right? And the guy was just like, no, he's just an asshole. Like, like, there are people who just suck at their jobs. And it's not because they're a woman. Has nothing to do with their identity or anything
else. Just like, no, you're just an idiot.
Yeah. Emily does not seem like she's particularly coherent now. So I can't imagine that when
she was in intern, she was any better. Right.
Um, alright. So that was such an awful thing, though, that they did to her, you know, I
mean, they wouldn't make eye contact with her. They were only slightly polite, would you have bad ideas?
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Poor of all.
Maybe she has another example for us about something that wasn't so great that these
men did to her in clip seven.
We had a patient who had gone through a really serious sexual trauma.
And one of the men on the team was triggering to them because of
the resemblance to the person who assaulted them.
And this person was only comfortable talking to me.
And when I shared that with the team, there was like offense to that, you know, this person
said, well, I can't do anything about them taking a triggering. Maybe I should just cross-dress.
Whoa!
She was, she was ready for like, am I right?
What a crazy thing, right?
Yeah, the craziest part about this is,
of course that guy did not give a fuck
about what you were saying,
because you just accused him of looking like a rapist.
Her whole thing was, hey, you looked
triggering to this patient, because you look like somebody who raped her. Um, yeah, I
would be pissed off at you too and stop listening to it. And I keep saying not all black men
look the same. I don't know why. As you were listening. Also, I think that that cross dressing
joke is hilarious. So yeah, good for this guy for having a light humor
about his actual job.
And then he said, he watched the night before
and I was appalled by this.
Yeah.
Luckily, Emily has another, Emily the intern
has another co-worker because she's not really a worker
who is also female at this place where she is in turning.
But at first she wasn't sure if she should tell
the other woman about her experience.
So let's check out what happens in clip eight.
I think to her about these experiences,
because again, I was like, am I being dramatic on a student?
Like, you know, I'm not a therapist yet.
Maybe I'm not a real therapist.
Maybe I'm, you know, always, always questions.
And um, uncertainties going on through my head.
Can you imagine that your coworker comes up to you and starts bitching about how the
men are mean and won't look at you? And also how this one guy looks like a rapist.
Ooh.
Oh, she was the problem. Was that what you're saying?
Perhaps. She might have been the problem.
It's kind of, you know know that he looks like a rapist
or that's not fair to him.
That's just how he was born.
I remember there was a contestant on Jeopardy
that happened to wear his hair in a low part
and had like a close crop mustache.
And he got taken to task on Twitter
about looking like Hitler.
Yeah.
And it's got to get dragged through the mud
just for a
hair style, basically. I mean, you kind of know that that's what you're doing. I don't think
you did not really. Michael Jordan didn't get shit for it for whatever reason. But
luckily the female coworker, I know you guys are dying to know. Luckily the female
coworker validated her. So yeah, we can feel better about that. He is a rapist. You're right.
He raped me. So you might notice that Ellie and Catherine haven't talked much. So very similar
to your podcast, Carl. What we have is every episode there is a guest and the guest does the vast
majority of the talking. Ellie and Catherine hardly talk at all, but Ellie is going to jump in here to support
Emily and clip nine.
I'm like, one thing that you've said twice and every time you say it, it makes my stomach
just flip is like, it's real because I can so relate to that when we experience the undercurrent
of relational dynamics of covert, either sexism or sexual harassment.
And we kind of, when we're,, when we're not to trust our judgment,
right, you're not a real therapist.
All right, shut up, the men are talking.
Also, again, you're not a real therapist.
Like, we don't need to, her entire point here,
her entire point here is that Emily should trust
her judgment, because like, you know,
that's exactly what women should do
because we shouldn't be, you know, mistrusting ourselves.
Why did you go to school if it's just intuition?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the point of any of this.
Yeah.
There's no support for the fact that Emily is a real therapist.
She is 100% a damn intern.
Oh, okay.
So in clip 11, Emily is going to feel so slated
by the men in this office and the fact that they won't respect her.
But why does that matter so much? And the reason is because she cares so much. I care about the patients who are there to get help from these high acuity situations.
And this is the person, these are the people who are in charge of their care.
And if they are treating their female colleagues this way, how are they thinking of their female patients?
You know?
It's not the colleagues, it's just you.
Yeah.
Treating them the right way.
They just don't like you.
Also, she's not their colleague, she's an intern.
Right.
Let's not forget that.
In addition to that, the patients are paying them.
Yeah.
So more than likely, they're treating the patients better than they're treating you.
And like you just said, they didn't even do anything to her.
She has this like horrible martyr complex where I just want her to die in a hole.
So it's been a while since Ali has said anything.
You wanted to die like a martyr, is that what you're saying?
Yes, exactly. Yes, yes. So it's been a while since Ali said anything you want to die like a martyr is that what you're saying? Yes, yes, yes, so it's been a while since Ali said anything and so she needs to
interject to keep the pace of the episode up in Clip 12.
So you're saying basically if I'm feeling this way, how are the clients feeling?
Yeah, we fucking heard her say it. Same exact problem. Yeah,
appreciate it. Same problem that you had with your podcast. Okay. What's the point of the host?
Just to repeat the shit that somebody else said.
Classic therapy.
Yeah.
Cool.
How's it making fuel, Emily?
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right. So we need to resolve Emily's discomfort at her job.
Okay. Right.
So how can we do that?
Let's find out in clip 13.
So what happened after that hearing
the person should they responded they say, let's get you out. Did you end up leaving or what
happened next? Yes. So I did end up being able to leave early. You know, we made up some story
to the supervisors about that. But okay. So you were able to leave early is the terminology that she used,
which reinforces the fact that this is not a job because you either quit or get fired from a job.
You don't leave early from a job. I lied about getting my period so I could go home. Cool.
I'm realizing something that's going on here. So the name of the show is, am I a bad therapist?
And the answer is no. No, you're great.
You're just like all the other way. Yeah, no, you're awesome. Ah, I don't even think that you're the best. The woman on the right that hasn't said a fucking word the whole time. She's a bad therapist. Yes.
Well, we don't even know if they're therapists.
They're not.
Um, so in addition to that in this clip, I don't know if you noticed, she also said, well, I didn't tell them the reason
that I was leaving early.
We came up with an excuse.
So if you thought that they were such a huge problem,
maybe you should have told them why.
But you couldn't tell them why
because there was no problem, you were the fucking problem.
If you were seriously concerned about sexism,
like you would have said something.
But don't know.
The old.
Exactly. I'm having a girly problem. I got to leave early.
She's just a fucking idiot. So Catherine,
Catherine is going to hit us with some hard facts in clip 14.
So many factors like you're saying play into, like, we, when we're interns,
like it's so easy to feel like they said,
like not like a real therapist,
or and then like being gaslit,
kind of by yourself too and by others,
like, like I'm saying, like, oh, I'm,
I'm not being dramatic, all of these things.
All right, you're not being gaslit or gaslighting yourself.
You just aren't an employee of this place.
You are an intern and you suck.
Um, so what's the real resolution?
But the whole turn gaslighting and gas lit,
it's so overused.
Uh huh.
Basically, she's making all this shit up in her own head.
Yes.
And now she's claiming that,
oh, well you're getting gas lit.
No, no, you're over fucking thinking it.
Yes.
They don't care about your opinion today.
It's okay, come back tomorrow.
See what happens.
Yeah, just suck it up.
Suck it up.
Suck it up.
Are you checking out my, not terrible cards
or the fuck Oracle?
Oracle.
Your Oracle bullshit.
All right, so what was the real resolution?
Emily got re-homed.
She got put into a different internship.
We already know that because she's a pussy bitch. And then not only that, but she decided to report the guy who did
Oh, yeah, she's a fucking snitch in addition to sucking in every single way. Um, but she doesn't actually know what happened after that because they don't actually tell her. Nothing happened, but yes. Probably nothing happened.
Probably.
But also, I think it's pretty serious.
There could be some pretty serious repercussions
for this guy's career.
And of course, nothing happened
and you have done nothing but admit
that nothing happened.
Somebody with a real career got fucked over.
Yeah, exactly.
So my question is, how do I report Emily?
Yeah, that's right.
Where is she working now? No, that's right. Where is you working now?
No, we're kidding.
We're observing report.
Well, that's why I brought snitching.
The doxxing fond of that.
All right, we're just going to check out a little bit of their outro.
So we got to see their intro.
We get to see kind of what they do, which is nothing.
And-
Are they seeing a three-part harmony?
No, unfortunately.
Spoiler.
There will be no songs sung by any of these women.
You're welcome.
So let's check out Clip 15.
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I shared it with a friend or a colleague.
You're welcome!
You're part of the problem.
What do they want to normalize?
Shitty therapy?
But not bad
I This fucking thing with the heart thing. Oh my god
There's a guy who plays for the Buffalo bells. He might have died last year
Yeah, he does that shit all the time. It drives me up a fucking wall. So I'm a lion's fan now
I should all the time, it drives me up a fucking wall. That's why I'm a Lions fan now.
Well, yeah, it's in our hamlet.
He has a reason to do it though.
He's, he's a, turn to get into a,
a revenue stream.
It's really hard that works.
Yeah.
So annoying.
All right, so we're gonna find out just a little bit more
in clip number 16 about their commercials.
So you kind of showed off a little bit of commercials
for your podcast.
Sure.
What are we promoting here?
Our podcast is produced and edited
by my amazing husband Austin Joy.
He also created the music for our intro and-
Hold on, that's a lot to me, right?
Yeah, he's thinking, how can I get out of doing this?
What's this?
Amazing husband Austin Joy.
He also created the music for Intro and Outro.
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You have to be a therapist or to get this guy to give you a bad therapist.
It's to be a bad therapist. This guy won't work with anyone else. Nope. I hope you got too many clients
What if you're just like an edX shock Jack. Sorry, just go do a bar and drink it with the owner. Hey, you don't get anything
Nope that
Weird
All right, well, just close it out with Clip 17.
And if you like this episode, we've got plenty more.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who wouldn't take her seriously?
They were great.
All right.
Well, that's a pretty good one right there.
I mean, by God, I'm in terrible.
Yeah, am I a bad therapist?
Is really what I have to ask.
Bad therapist. All right. You're doing one episode, yes. Yes, am I a bad therapist is really what I have bad therapists. Alright, you're doing like one episode. Yes,
yes, yes, you are. No, no one's a bad therapist. That's the
best. That's their answer. Yeah. But if I'm a teacher in
four, that's a problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm okay. You're
okay. Alright, Andy, it's your turn. What are you bringing to
the show today?
There's been a lot of talk about people offering therapy
and help with mental health.
Sure.
But what about people that are mentally ill?
Yeah, what about those people?
They need a voice.
And what I'm gonna talk about is a companion piece
to the Frenemy's podcast.
Now, Frenemy's was a show with Ethan Klein and he did it with his sister-in-law, Trisha
Patives.
Trisha Patives blew up the podcast over the 5% of the revenue stream that went to the crew
that ran the show.
She didn't like that there was a small portion of money that she didn't
get. So is that true? The last episode of the frenemies, they're dressed in ridiculous costumes,
fighting about money and speed of gaslighting. She insists that Ethan is gaslighting her about the money
and Ethan's like,
I don't know what you're talking about, not that.
And he gas lights her right on the show
and she has a critical meltdown and quits the show.
From there.
Yes.
All of the fans of the show in H3 take to Reddit
and just start fucking with Trisha Paites.
So hard. Oh no. That sheisha Paytas. So hard.
Oh, no.
That she has a mental breakdown.
Oh, geez.
So, with Golly G.
In clip one, pleading for an end.
People on Reddit reaching out to Trisha's parents
on behalf of H3 telling them that their daughter is a whore,
most grown adults,
they don't mind that.
Which is have a conversation and say
that it's not to be taken seriously.
Not Trisha Patus. She goes live on YouTube.
I'm shaking.
I'm shaking.
I don't want to monetize this.
I'm actually like everything.
Wait, is she crying because I'm hungry?
She is.
That's the appropriate cry for that.
Can you believe I look like this?
I feel like that's a better angle for her than usual when she's crying on.
Yeah, yeah, you can't see your gun waiting for her to say that's all folks.
I'm shaking.
Fucking shaking. Don't mind, I says. I'm acting like everything is okay.
But there are just so much wrong going on right now.
They're doing- I don't mean to stop, but they don't know sympathy and overmores.
There's not random people. This is people they know.
They're just begging. If so, what else do you stop talking about them?
I would stop fucking talking about them.
Never once has either of you reached out to me about any of this.
They never once asked me to stop and now I'm just bleeding.
Shut the fuck up, ass-white, and suck my cock.
Now last week I got taken to task for baby,
not being on topic with Audrey Prenors.
Can we all at least agree that there's a mental health issue
happening here?
Okay, let's move on. Now, not gonna lie, we sent her clips over yesterday. Can we all at least agree that there's a mental health issue happening here? Yes. What's with this?
Now, not gonna lie, we sent you a clip
so we're yesterday.
Why did my email, I just saw her face, I went,
God damn it.
I mean, if you guys want to just declare me the winner now,
we don't have to object yourself.
We're gonna put it to a ball.
All right, Lucy got a nice top on today.
We'll see, I don't think it can happen.
Okay, clip two, I called this one,
you did this to yourself
Trisha blew up her own show and the people
That are Ethan's fans have taken matters into their own hands and all the pests know how this goes
However Trisha thinks she could tell Ethan to shut the docked down of course you can always do that
Yeah, just tell your fans just just put a pulse in there.
Get back it off.
Yeah, that'll work.
And the response is you don't get to tell us what to do.
Yay, good.
You can't just figure yourself to stop.
I think an actual breakdown.
Turn off the camera.
Yeah.
Yes. Happy Mark using their line. They don't believe. I think an actual breakdown. Oh, turn off the camera there. Yeah.
Yes.
Happy Mark using that line.
They don't believe.
They don't believe Moses.
They believe all victims except for fucking Shisha.
No, I'm a fucking liar.
I'm too manajestic.
I can stay.
At least it was clear and concise.
Well said, Trisha.
Did you get all that?
I mean, this is performative, right?
This isn't real. How do you take it? I mean, I is performative, right? This isn't real.
How do you take this?
I mean, I'm tired just watching it.
I mean, how do you carry on like this?
You're just gonna use it too, my gosh.
How do you carry on this long and hard
without some kind of mental health problem?
I know a while ago, she admitted that all of her stuff
was fake, but I mean, you never know what,
it could fake it. What she said, everything was fake, but I mean you never know what like it could she
fake it when she said everything was fake.
That's it.
You never know with her.
If it's not real, she's just humiliating yourself.
Oh, she does that a lot.
She does that a lot.
Yeah, well I know.
She's into that.
There are multiple.
I had to like scroll through to pick the one that I wanted to talk about.
Right. Because there's a lot of videos
Just like to talk about with that remember when Stern really liked her though. What's no?
No about that. No. Oh, yeah, she was on
America's Got Talent or whatever Stern was
Yeah doing what fast talking
Answer is fast talking Answer is fast talking
She's like fast talk singing sort of and Howard Stern liked it now I have to look this up
Yeah, it's I'm sorry to interrupt the crying one more to me all in the Howard Stern coffin. That can't be true. That's a real thing
Shut the fuck up ass wife and suck my cock. I believe she was on America's got love handles, but America's got Taylor.
You sure?
America's got heart issues.
I am literally shaken and jiggling.
McDonald's has big ribs, that's what she's on.
So in clip three, life ruining, I think she is taking responsibility
for why this is all happening to her, but she's, you know, she's so upset because trolls are
emailing, they're email bombing her husband that Moses, like Moses employer, that he's a pedophile,
classic troll move.
he is a ped recording. We are rooting people's lives. Most of the work is getting things.
I hear the fucking rapist.
It's a fucking crazy with someone.
No, it was shown that she's at 7,000 years old.
Just like a kid.
So, Carl, I think that you and I are missing out
on the cry screaming of a bigger woman. I think that's the key that Andy has found here.
Sure.
Oh, yes, I've tapped after Dan's family, Dan fans.
That's true.
Yeah, and he's figured out the winning formula.
Yes, yes.
Find a large woman acting like a Howard or monkey.
We just need to lay on your stomach, Tricia.
You got to lay on your stomach, Tricia. You got to lay on your stomach, Tricia.
You're going to die.
It's called back.
Okay.
So the trolls, I called clip four, they don't care about the truth,
because Tricia wants to give back all of the money that she made on
front and knees.
Uh, so H3 will leave her alone, but you can't put the monkey back in the bottle.
No, no. That said, can't breathe.
Yeah, I said, please, I said, I will give it to every penny I made on front of me.
And I will mean it.
I will write a check.
I never know this.
Now it's funny.
They don't care about the truth. They don't want to believe anything that we say they don't care funny. They don't care about the truth.
They don't want to believe anything that we say.
They don't care.
They don't care.
They just want to say it's crazy.
They said it's too little to leave.
I said it's not.
I'm calling it true.
I'm asking for it to stop up.
Well, that's not true.
So that's a bribe.
Yes.
That's a good point.
More sniveling, please.
We're letting you know.
Who would have thought a shoel-named frenemies would
add in this? What a that's not how this works. Okay, so Reddit is a fun place and we can, we can
all agree on that. I mean, that's just my setup for clip five. Reddit's fun. Red it's fine I'm gonna use you a power to hate! Oh my god! This person!
Oh my god!
This person!
So they're red, it's contacting her parents
and telling them shame on you
for the way you raised your daughter
Yeah. That's pretty funny.
That's kind of funny. So, did I just see an edit in there?
That wasn't your edit, right?
No, yeah. This is...
This is an edited video? It is.
Overbeating hysterical?
Some editing.
Yeah.
That's not a good look.
Right.
All right, I gotta bring this in the edit bay now.
I know.
Bob, this up in a little bit.
10,000 bad stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, told me he looked crazy.
I need to do another take where I say that people are saying that I should apologize to
the guy that molested me.
You hear that part?
Yeah. That was a little dark. A little bit. People are saying that I should apologize to the guy that molested me. You hear that part?
That was a little dark.
A little bit.
But in clip 6, can't stop, won't stop.
Trisha and Ethan, Trisha said Ethan was withholding that money that I explained earlier.
And she proceeded to text, like post text text and claim that he was
Sexualizing her on the show and he's a sex offender
He's withholding money and she can ditch it out, but. No one in it is just a random human being, another random human being,
for someone that doesn't feel like it,
no.
Oh my God, where's the fucking compassion I stop?
I fucking stop.
I have done a lot of fucking shit.
Yeah.
You're still doing it, by the way.
Is it?
Is it what you're supposed to stop?
I'm just so fucking. I'm just so talking.
Note to you, when you're pleading for reason, maybe you shouldn't be hysterical.
Maybe you should calm down for the one internet.
She's an ugly cryer and an ugly walker
and an ugly flogger.
She's just like, maybe his hysterical element
is what's stirring John is missing. Yes, well, he does cry. He does ramp that up sometimes.
Yeah, he's got the snout going to. Yeah, that works.
That part. So if I'm not mistaken, Trisha Paites was a prostitute for a while,
right? In her life. I believe that that's actually. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
I don't know that that's the word that she would use. What do you think she would use?
Hooker. Yeah, voluntarily'm pretty sure I don't know that that's the word that she would use. What do you think she would use? Hooker? Yeah, voluntarily plus side X-Squirt.
Plus side X-Squirt. Yes, I'll take it as court X, please.
We got a lot of guys here nower but I have a budget.
That's cool, bro.
I need to discount on this.
All right.
Clips 7.
Trolls are going to troll.
I don't think Trisha understands the concept of trolling.
And I know she doesn't because she's going to tell us as much.
Nah, because they believe in whatever is there,
it's literally just because they have a hatred.
I'm getting it from you and Eli, and he said,
he's like, this is a private child trying to call him.
I tried to call him, I said, record the call.
Just, he is the one, you know the fucking,
this is the person I'm in,
and you know what, they're gonna do a real,
they'll make a whole video about this with their ads and responses
It's for the wolves Trisha. Everybody knows that magic mind dot CO slash W ATP. Yeah, promo code W ATP
I know this is so stupid,
where it's like you're feeding these people.
She knows that.
She's been on the internet a very long time.
I also don't, the fact that she doesn't understand
how trolls work is completely absurd,
because she has spent a fair amount of time admitting
that she was trolling everybody.
She did all that like pro-Trump stuff,
and then she was like, it was a troll all along.
Okay.
She's just, she's out of her mind.
Like, this is true mental health.
Yeah.
She's like to walk in the Phoenix of troll.
He's like, no, we know.
We know.
You're not gonna go for another one.
We do.
Regardless of if this is fake or if this is real,
this woman has mental health issues.
Well, yes, that is very true.
You can hear that.
Yeah.
But if you're only listening and not watching it,
she's wearing the tank top
that I wore in Florida.
Slightly less gin.
I'm just not buying this. It seems like an act to me. I don't, my buying this is real.
Doesn't, doesn't seem.
I would agree with you.
Yeah.
I would argue that your show wasn't real far off. There wasn't even a curse.
There was no mental health in that, No, I will help in that.
That's not why I'm saying it.
I'm not trying to understand.
I got it.
It just seems so fake to do this.
I can't do it.
I can better die.
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah.
Get control of yourself.
Consider the concept that you're not a good singer.
You're not funny. What can I bring to the table?
I know I'll, I'll just fly into hysterics on the internet.
That's for a long time.
So wait, if you're not funny, you're not a good singer.
That's what you should do. Oh, maybe I should do that.
Right that. You're pretty close.
I was talking about myself. Well, let's all do it. Let's all freak out. And that's what I leave. Let's not forget that
Trisha and Ethan are in laws. Yes. Their significant others are related. And can you fathom having this woman related to showing up to things
giving clip 8? I'm just pleading for this to all end to begging because if the
situation escalates it gets more than any sense of the meaning of that I just
want people to know I asked if they'd love everyone to answer to stuff
because it isn't too much it's too much I get I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, does. Now, I don't think she does get it. And what the fuck is wrong with Moses
that he's putting up with this?
I've been asking that question for a while now
because when they show the behind the scenes stuff
that's going out in that house, it's a nice house.
Yeah.
She lives in a very big, well, I said,
he would not know the backstory here
and they're feeling bad for Trisha Paynes.
She's doing fine.
Yeah.
She's doing very well.
She's pregnant right now.
She's pregnant.
She's pregnant right now. Oh, pregnant. She's pregnant right now.
They're expecting their second.
Expecting their second. All right, three more clips. This one is called being desperate. This is
someone working themselves up into a tizzy. I never really understood what the word tizzy meant,
but this is a tizzy. I said it's too late but it's not too late yet. It's gonna go so fast.
It's gonna go too far.
It's gonna go too fucking far.
It's gonna go too fucking far.
It's gonna be fucking scary to the eye.
I'm so scared of it.
Fuck.
This is just me being desperate.
I'm fucking desperate.
Please stop.
Everyone's saying it's not them.
I went straight to them.
This is the first time we ever talked since I did this happen
I haven't from Ethan and he looked for any of this and I went to the link leading
Trisha regrets the whole experience of agreeing to do frontamies and clip 10
This is like it brings up that it was life damaging
Take ownership!
Doing rightamies was the worst mistake talking shit about anyone on the internet! I'm fucking...
I'm so sorry because it is
The life's damage it's life-rooting
Just I'm pleading I just wish I was like a what out some
Symphony for more or something. I just know what this is great or what do you what do you what do you think is gonna happen
They're just gonna tell her mom
that her daughter sucks again.
It's not, it's not gonna escalate beyond that, right?
It's, it's so annoying because she knows what she's doing.
Yeah.
Right.
I wanted to break from the act and be like,
Oh, and remember to subscribe.
You're right.
Exactly.
I can't take, they just keep sending 18 packs of course
to my house.
It's gonna escalate.
All right, last one being dramatic,
unlike her apology video that had eight monetized
mid-rolls in it.
Okay, yep.
Trisha isn't doing this for the money.
This is real life, guys.
I'm not sharing this anywhere else.
I can't monetize Twitter.
There's no sponsor, there's no ads.
I just sent this one out sweater. There's no sponsor. There's no ads. I just sent just what is out there.
This is embarrassing.
So she said it because we were all thinking it.
Right? Isn't that kind of an emission of guilt right there?
It's like, I know you guys think I'm just doing this for more clicks and views and ad revenue.
But it's ready.
I just want to do it.
I'm not sharing this anywhere else.
I can't buy a tight sweater.
There's no sponsor. There's no bonfire, there's no ads.
I just sent this one out there.
This is embarrassing, this is embarrassing.
It sure is.
Yeah.
Something is off with this.
I'm just believing in just some bleeding stuff.
It's not drama, this is a drama.
She's having a cut.
No, she's really, but this is really,
there'd be more water if it was.
Adam 22 bang her to, I'm pretty sure.
I think that that's true.
I think, I'm gonna leave these here to just go,
that's so true.
That's so true.
No, but I think that's a real thing.
I think it is, it's crazy.
And they lived happily ever after.
All right, do you think after she had stopped, she's just like, I'm super's a real thing. I think it is. It's crazy. And they lived happily ever after. All right.
Do you think after she had stopped, she's just like,
Hey, time for Super Argonne.
I really do.
Like, all right, I'm gonna put on some makeup now.
I did that on purpose, look, stay up as.
That's ridiculous.
All right, Andy, anything else you want to say
to the people who are going, there's no way I'm voting for this.
And I want to hear more of Trisha Payett's on the show.
Any closing argument or thoughts?
Derri the witness.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I just found the most mentally ill person
on the internet.
I don't know what you actually do.
You want good point.
All right, I brought Jerry Banfield.
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Nick Tucker brought us a cringe. I'm not even listening to it yet, but I trust him
because these are our girls.
Jen and Carol from Mom Swipes Left.
Hey, and Nick writes,
Jen and Carol are as disgusting as that for.
To even admit, that's what we're here for though.
I always take care of my mustache beard area.
Yeah.
But for some reason, I've always neglected
underneath the lower lip, the spit-raug area. Yeah. But for some reason, I've always neglected underneath the lower lip.
The spit-rog area.
The flavor saver.
I was looking at it.
I was like, damn.
The only reason I noticed it was because I was like, what's it by mouth?
It knows that.
Yeah.
Oh, and it was a hair that had grown up into my lipid area.
It's so good for kissing.
All right, pull it up my teeth.
I was like, that's a hair.
So I started examining.
I was like, oh, yeah.
I got some like real goat action
going on right here.
So I spent a good 45.
What is shocking is, you know,
gross.
Yeah, yikes.
That's what happens when women
realize that they're too hideous to ever get laid.
They just lean into being disgusting.
Right.
Well, it's so funny and quirky.
Now it's gross.
That's why.
I need to actually think it through.
They're saying that there's a hair here.
So old-fashioned.
So much.
That's horrifying.
Yeah, it's terrifying.
That's why it's cringe of the week.
Yeah, all right.
It's kind of cringy. Yeah, it's pretty bad. I, when's cringe of the week. Yeah, all right. It's kind of cringy.
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
When I hear their voices, I think of the origin of Cardiff becoming a potato.
Well, it's that's what Annie wrote in the comments here.
These two gave birth to Cardiff.
That's true.
That is the reason why Cardiff exists the way he does today is because of mom, while
Palm swipes after.
Yes.
Anyway, you don't know what we're talking about. is because of mom while poms swipes after. Yes.
Anyway, you don't know what we're talking about. But I had the smarts to go away.
Go back to the episode of WTP.
We talked about mom's swipe.
So I was a little bit of a saga.
They slapped back at us.
We went, okay.
And here we are.
Yeah, you're right.
I love that verb.
If you say so.
And Cardiff said, I want to be in that business.
Yeah, right.
I think Cardiff like co-hosted with armed with the arm to go over for a little time.
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contest? Some fantastic submissions coming in this week. I think
on Saturday, we need to pick a winner. Okay. So Saturday
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And what you won't hear are song parodies.
You come here for song parodies,
starting with the song that I had written for Jenny Jingles
that she did not want to sing.
And so Chuck and Cod reached out to me
and said, I'll sing that for you, Carl.
And Chuck and Cod did a fantastic job.
John's a baby, you're sucking on his bottle of course. kind of a fantastic job. John's a baby, his mommy had to cosine the loan for his home.
Hemmer is burst from his rear, John's a baby,
we snought on his face he must wipe.
Think of Carl and he gets pissed.
His index finger looks just like a fist.
Wipeed fecal matter on some girl's sheets.
His oldest son used to sit to piss.
John's a baby, he bought a house he cannot afford.
He's a poor, sticks his finger, deep in his ear, John's a baby with bigger boobs than his daughter night.
Fucking all my kids!
That's a... Johnson baby.
Thank you very much, Jack of God, for putting that one together.
This one coming in from Scott, setting this one in.
very much Jack of God for putting that one together. This one coming in from Scott, said in this one end. I'm not I have to get our efforts at the end.
I don't know how you could record something so that bad.
No production notes for that.
Almost impressive.
Something that bad.
All right, this one comes in from Mr. Jiki Frosted Tips Carole.
Finally.
Yeah. and a house in Florida. Oh, frosted tips, Carl Rowe, John claims that he is gay.
He denies it so but still, you know, so he calls him Lady Kay.
It must have been the lighting, the basement Carl claims. The basement carol claims For when it lit up on his head
His grey hairs took all the blame
Oh! Frosted tips carol
Torchered co-host every week
With shitty podcast, he is un-served
Passed smile, talking, tongue-in-cheek
Hope he's living with lots of regret
Chad's remark is an idiot
Jerry Banfield has tons of death
Bailyen is faking turrets
Oh, Frosty Tips, Carole
New Tom Meyer is wooden stop
Making bad content on the internet
Bonkitt transplant was a flop Down to the trailer
Parky-ha patty, sea cups Making brand new shows that no one knows
Very move when they blow up John's really poor and chugging colds. How did he get so fat?
He drinks all day so his skin turns gray. Well, my super chats!
Oh, frosted tips, car roll, cropping tons of shady clips. By with handling car is yelling, I do not have frosted tips.
I've never had frosted tips.
Mothafuckus, I don't have frosted tips.
All right.
Well, at home with that.
Yeah, that's not bad.
That's fun. Thank you, Mr. Jeky. I cannot wait to hear this album.
It's a hell of a shit. I know. I will be your Saturday, but I have to throw my head in the ring for the
John Schitts and the sheets that Springsteen one. Oh, that's good. That's right. That was amazing.
And that was so many good ones.
Last week was the, uh, the Must Be Stutcho.
Yes.
Those two are my favorite.
That was in from Liam McEnerney, right?
I think so.
Yeah.
That was, that was a really good one.
Yeah, those two.
Well, speaking of great contributors, Mr. Magenta
decided to do a collab with Tony Muscarat.
Oh, yeah!
And they did a super group.
They did a song called Silvercans.
Nice.
Little boxes, piss-on boxes, filled with weak, sold feces.
Down the hall there's the fragrance of stinklines
Nasty roach, then that I live and burning bridge
Shaff the bridge, and all through the year you will hear
The year you will hear
Silver core, silver cans Scabby hands to drunk to stand
Let's Christmas time and Kanoga
Hemroyd's bleed through my sea
Shitty sheets, watered drain,
Soul net will be shit's must-day.
Little Gunter, peanut butter, Squeegee off the dog drool.
Come here boy, I wonder if the dog cut his tits off.
Faked a plumber, fell a Roma, mortifying his kids.
He's drunk by himself Christmas day. Boney are, Boney are, Women are, Women are, If you don't cancel John's cakes
Legal zoo, Legal zoo, filthy room, Drunk buffoon, And John's song from air heads is gay
Lily Bell
Very good guys, man. All right. I have one more this one coming in from the cow photographer. Hey
Future ex boyfriend.
I feel a little scene right now.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, you should feel seen.
A cow photographer, I think is something's one in for you.
Oh, boy.
And I do want to just quickly comment that there was a chocolate rain parody that came in.
Didn't really fit the holiday theme.
We'll get to it soon though. Felt appreciate. Well, I'm glad that I dressed for the occasion for this. Yes, you did. Here we go.
That's what he was at some mercy time, man.
the drunk Christmas, with every empty on my floor, where the beer-phone glissons and retards the sun, to hear such a wonder show.
I'm ready to be a lady, a lady, a lady, a lady.
No, I'm dreaming of a strong Christmas, Christmas with every course that I throw back.
May your prayed be easy and sloshed, Then may all your podcastes be mine.
Now I'm dreaming of a drunk Christmas
With every empty on my floor.
Where the beer pong glissons and re-tards the sun
to hear such a one-the-show. The Stuck On the show
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Thank you very much, Cal photographer.
What a crooner.
Voice of an angel.
Next time slow down a little.
Yeah, we don't want a time to fill over here.
Please help us out.
We're trying to kill a bunch of time.
Cardiff is joining us today.
Hello, I was surprised by that.
Yeah.
Where was it running?
Are you ready to have the show?
Still doing my makeup.
Sorry. I mean, it's a prize you, you were ready to have the show? Still doing my makeup. Sorry.
Didn't mean to surprise you like that.
I was brown face.
The reason why Carter was here is because yesterday,
Stuttering Jodhity, three-hour episode. I'm gonna go.
Get it!
Get it!
Get it!
Get it!
Yeah!
Yesterday I went on the Drew and Mike show and I was reviewing a podcast called Let's Be
Honest with Kristen Cavalieri and they did a show, Kristen with Dr. Sherry Campbell about narcissists. And they start off by defining what it is. And I have to
play these clips to start this off because this sums up Sutter and John to a T. It's almost too perfect.
They're never wrong. No, they're always the victim. They tend to be pathological liars and manipulators, and that will be on a scale.
Yeah.
Right.
And they're disturbingly immature, psychologically and selfish.
Yeah.
Yes.
No, I'm not.
You are.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Never wrong.
Always have to win all these things that we see with John all the time.
We're going to see that again today,
where John had to make up this crazy lie that he didn't see Shuley or Mike Morris or Zennhauser coming into the green room on a show, even though Vince the lawyer gave them the link and they were
all there. And John such a pussy to the ass. He'd be like, I don't see him, they're not here. I don't know how to tell you.
We'll get into that.
But here's a little bit more on narcissists.
Really when you boil it down, they are actually some of the most insecure people on the planet.
They are the most insecure.
Yeah.
I get this question a lot.
Do they, do they even care?
Yes.
About themselves.
Right. do they even care? Yes, about themselves.
So they don't care how they affect you,
but they care greatly about your reaction
to their abusive you.
Yes.
And so when you're not allowed to have a reaction
that counters them, right, they have to win.
Okay, so overall, this isn't a great show that I watch.
I just liked that part. Oh,
words for fucking word. This is describing John to T exactly right. And so because it fits your
narrative. The right. The false narrative. Well, the narcissism thing is interesting because it
seems like narcissists like to bring up that word more than other people.
And John brings that up all the time.
Lady Kay, complete narcissism.
No, you're close enough.
I know what he meant.
I guess it was the point.
All right, so John starts off his show talking about yours truly.
And I don't think he understands what the word swap means.
You know, like when somebody gets their house swatted.
Caps show up.
Yeah.
Lady Kate.
Lady Kate couldn't SWAT anybody.
First of all, Lady Kate.
What does he think it means?
It couldn't SWAT anybody?
SWAT, SWAT, SWAT.
Does he mean I can't call the police and say that a guy killed his wife in the house?
He doesn't even know that.
He don't blow up for 9-1-1.
Lady Kay.
Lady Kay couldn't swap anybody.
First of all, Lady Kay.
It...
First of all, Lady Kay.
I challenge you to a boxing match.
Channels accepted. All right? Yep. Let's go! I challenge you to a boxing match! The channel's accepted.
Alright?
Yep.
Let's go.
Alright?
Never gets old.
Never gets old.
It is amazing.
This fucking...
This fucking guy... is such a loser.
Yeah. All right, so what does John say next?
Why do you think John is calling me a loser?
It's the very beginning of his episode.
Why do you think John's calling me a loser?
Any predictions on this?
I'm trying to tie a connection between swatting, boxing,
and you being a loser. So give me a second. I'm gonna get, can connection between swatting, boxing and you being a loser.
So give me a second.
Okay.
Can I get Rochester, Alex?
No, it wasn't.
I'm going to go to the armpit of New York State.
The reason why I'm a loser is because I'm still doing shows about Stuttering John.
The guy who just started off his show, talk about me and challenging me to a boxing match.
And I'm the loser.
So I just wanna say to John, I will box you,
I will challenge you to a guitar off a roast battle.
Oh my cue, I cue it over your face.
I cue test anything you wanna do.
I billiards, I give a shit, anything you wanna do.
I will beat you at.
So, a challenge accepted, I guess, is my point. So John, what if you have to
like spot him 20 points like you're playing basketball, right? Shaqille O'Neal. Right.
He loves to say a candy cap going. He beat Tom Gassano a golf. He beat Shaq at basketball.
It's like, holy shit, you played nine holes or 18. Oh no, just the one. How'd you be
Shaq? How many points do you score? Oh, just the one basket. Well, that's not winning.
It's not what that is at all.
Dummy.
That's how sports works.
No, he didn't just play one whole with Tom Ditty.
He did.
It was just one hole.
I swear they played the whole 18.
Nope.
I've watched the video.
It's one hole.
John had the worst shots.
Got super lucky.
Like he did against Shack and then declared victory and ran around for decades.
Yeah. For decades. Yeah. It's explaining how he's a better call to this day. Yeah. So fucking insane.
Such an idea. All right. So John is down in Florida and his house in Florida. And he's on this
house for a while. For some reason, he finally had the movers bring his stuff over the other funny
thing.
I there's too many clips.
I don't have this, but Hitman Dan's saying with them.
I think I think Hitman Dan's dad lives in Florida.
So he's down there and they've been hanging out this past week.
And so John was talking about how he went to Walmart and bought all these cleaning supplies
and it cost him like $400 in cleaning supplies and slim fast and stuff.
And it's someone made the observation. Like he needed his friend Dan to say,
John, you don't have anything to wipe things down with or mop or vacuum.
Like you didn't have any of that stuff in his house.
Like this is the first thing you buy.
When we do a house, it does seem like it was more than just a social call.
That maybe Dan was there to clean.
He was there to fix the door.
Open boxes.
Yeah. The guy, it's 100% because John even says, more than just a social call. It maybe Dan was there to clean. He was there to fix the door. Open boxes.
Yeah.
The guy, it's 100% because John even says this is this whole saga with oxy where John
goes to his favorite urgent care.
I couldn't believe it.
I was curious.
What happened to me?
John goes, so I brought Dan to my favorite urgent care.
Who's a favorite urgent care?
It's kind of a watering hole.
I hang out there on weekdays. So he brings into the this urgent care. It's kind of a watering hole. I hang out there on weekdays. So he brings
him to the this urgent care. They meet the doctor and the doctor knows that I'm doing
John. And now he wants to be friends with him. And he got Dan, these oxies that he forgot
to bring down with them because he just had hip surgery. That's why it's his favorite.
The doctor knows who he is. Well, right. That I mean, he was actually like this the first time
has happened. But yeah, you're probably the oxies help.
But John got him oxies or whatever.
So because he because Dan forgot to pack him with him.
Why are you having this guy do work at your house?
They're like putting up pictures on the wall and shit.
Like, what are you doing?
This guy just had surgery and he's on oxies for the pain.
That seems like you're kind of being a bad friend.
Anyway, so the mover is bringing this piano to jazz house.
So it's saying.
So Hitman Dan and I got here around 11,
hung some pictures,
the boulevard moving in stores, you not used them.
What they did, my fucking past,
the keys don't even come up anymore.
And it's a fucking vintage,
fucking probably worth,
fucking thousands of dollars,
and they fucked it up.
And they fucked the fucking thing up.
And you know what they settled?
They gave me $210, that's it.
So I guess it wasn't worth thousands of dollars.
So I was like, yeah.
I mean, they have insurance.
They're gonna, if they break something,
movers are gonna pay you for whatever it's worth.
So they went, eh, too tired.
And Ja went, okay.
Yeah.
He obviously signed off on it.
Don't take the money,
we think it's worth more than that.
No, I'll be able to bitch about it later, so.
It's a stupid.
But listen to how he describes this piano.
I guarantee it's a worthless piece of junk.
Yeah, like most of them. Can you fucking, fucking have a stupid, but listen to how he describes this piano. I guarantee it's a worthless piece of junk. Yeah, like most can fucking fucking have a guy come here and check it for that cheap.
It's gonna cost me at least a G to fix all that at least you don't even play piano.
If it's even fixable, cares.
Why move it?
To Florida in every house.
I've ever bought.
Oh, that's why.
Okay.
Okay.
In my first house in Bavila in 1997. Okay. And has traveled with me all this time. It's you got a new piano on the side of this
piano. And one of them will give you tour of my house. Yes. Yes. Let's go. Five G's curl. I made for that.
Yeah.
All right.
Listen to how he describes this piano.
I've never heard someone talk about something vintage
like this before.
I don't know if he means this is like an antique
or this is impressive.
This is insane.
On the side of this piano, there's handprints
from a Mary couple from like 1950.
And it's still in there on the black paint and he's fucking idiots fucking pretty much destroyed my fucking piano.
There's handprints from a married couple from the 50s and he doesn't know.
Were they trying to claw themselves out? Jesus.
I don't know. What does that mean? It's not like Liberace or something. Like what's who cares? There's handprints on it.
Please, I didn't just look at his handprints on his walls.
Yeah.
So I'm sure there's lots of them.
It's so funny.
Bring up Liberace.
You might in was had a piano that was featured in some special that Liberace
he had.
Okay.
When they moved from Buffalo to here, they just left it.
Yeah, it's not worth bringing.
As kind of just brought up, it is super expensive to move a piano.
Yeah, that's like you never move a piano.
You just leave the piano and then if you want a new piano, you get a new piano.
Well, no, you it's expensive to get a piano mover.
Not the same guys that are moving your own clothes.
That's true.
It's a very good point.
But yeah, this thing went across to country with them to LA and then across the country again
to Florida.
He's like, and now it's in rough shape.
Yeah.
And you know what, Florida humidity is going to do to a piano.
Right.
No, it's not, it's not living there very often.
So the air conditioning is never on.
So right.
So is he going to like cool house the entire time he's not there?
Geez, guys, it sounds like you don't believe what he's saying
He might be a liar because we were talking about it before when he was saying how he's totally going to file this lawsuit
Against Tookie and he goes Thursday morning. I'm gonna get up 8 a.m
Going down to the courthouse. I'm gonna file this lawsuit and everyone went no you're not John why do you do this?
It's like clockwork this fucking guy with his fake lawsuits and threatening lawsuits and of course everyone was talking about not whether or not
John was gonna file a lawsuit they went what's he gonna say to it to bitch out of this one?
Yeah, cuz he always does there's always something so here's the answer to that
I
honored What card told me to do.
He said, John just removed the strikes.
And he did appeal sensible when he said,
John, if you suit in the fucking,
it'll end up on the fuck, you know, on Reuters wire.
He'll get picked up, start wearing John's suit.
Reuters.
Pop it. And then it'll be, I was just wire, they'll get picked up, Stuttering John, and see what it's up.
Pop it.
And then it'll be, I was just like,
you know what, it's Christmas time.
Show off.
That's not suing because it's the spirit of the season obviously.
Get just going around suing people.
It's Christmas.
It's the laziest season of the year.
No curbs.
It's like, no nothing. No. This is like the purge
John's got two weeks a year where he won't sue anybody
You want to be a lot to do? You want to fuck with John? You got to do it between the 17th or the 26th?
Well, didn't he try and make some excuse about mixing up the time for his flight?
Oh, yeah
That was the other thing because everyone goes with John obviously we're never gonna sue the guy
You had a Thursday morning flight and he goes, I thought it was 8.30 pm. Look, that's way worse
We again like his excuses are worse than the thing he does that fucks up. It's still a bad excuse to because he said he discovered
That the flight was at 8.30 a.m. At two at night. You can still make that flight. Yeah, of course
It's very easy. Yeah, no shit.
You have enough time to make it.
No, but his old plan was he was gonna go file this lawsuit,
then get on a plane and head to Florida
to hang out with Hitman Dan.
Okay.
Barrow Hitman Dan's dad's car for some reason.
So what a parents involved, this guy's almost 60.
There's a lot of parents involved, everything that he does. I hang up my dog obedience diploma. All right. So
after John says, you know what, it's Christmas. I'm not going to swim. I want to go. Then
he realizes, oh, shit, I shouldn't say that because other people are going to have a field
day with this video that's out there with, you know, my kids praising their stepfather during the wedding.
So now we're asking a tough again.
Be posted again, I'll strike them again.
And so they're in a wool strike.
And then, you know, then I will have to see what I don't really want to.
I'm not really afraid of the press covering it, but I'd rather just end it.
Maybe don't come on a show again.
Everything will be cool.
Guys, if he posted the guy, he's gonna strike it,
but then the lawsuits definitely gonna happen that time.
I mean, it wasn't gonna happen this time
with the next time.
Definitely it's gonna happen.
Maybe a January.
You should be, yes, you should be very afraid.
It won't be Christmas anymore.
That's true.
So maybe he will actually go through with the lawsuit.
This actually brought up a good question though. Has Susanna actually said anything about,
yeah, that's what I thought, but no, absolutely nothing.
She's it's hilarious.
Okay. Yes. She's the one who posted it originally.
Yeah.
And someone asked him on this episode, they said, well, why does Susanna put that up on
Facebook? He goes, that was just for friends and family and there was a mole
I know it was a public video on you on Facebook. I thought out there is public
It's hard to do you have to like toggle a switch to make things public when you post things on Facebook most things are private
But what do I know? I'm not one of my Facebook expert. I don't know. I don't use fucking Facebook
Maybe it's changed so now I'm certain to think as I'm watching this,
should I post these videos just to prove a point that he's not going to see anyone?
Because I'm always sad. If John puts them on the internet, I'll make fun of it.
John didn't put that video on the internet, his wife did. His ex-wife did.
But now the fact that he's saying like, and if you haven't put them back up, I'll definitely see him.
Like, he's almost daring me to do this. And then this
comes up.
Julia's web crystals, Carl posted a wedding video on his page right now. That's just
Carl. You don't care, but I'll check it out. Oh, Carl. And then I'll strike him. Classic
Carl.
Okay.
You know, just point out and give a shit. I really don't care.
What is that?
That's your gonna strike me.
What are you gonna do?
But you never know.
I can just wake up one morning and say fuck it.
Yo, hit me!
That's how it's how lost to your turkish jade.
Some day I just might wake up and be like I'm gonna sue everyone.
Why not?
See what happens. So, Shuleys wife's crystals always up and be like, I'm gonna sue everyone, why not? See what happens?
Ah!
Ah!
So, Julie's wife's crystals always fucking with John saying,
I'm doing this, I'm doing that.
John always believes it, because he's a moron.
But it got me thinking, maybe we should review
that video on Patreon.
It's not a bad idea.
He doesn't own a copy right on that video.
Even if he did, we can still make it transformative.
So...
I support this. You support this? I'm gonna put a poll up. I'll put a poll on a picture. You just want to distract people with the poll relating talk.
You know how that's gonna work. I do. It's kind of like when Jantia right should I get wasted up my show?
Yeah, the mom is spoken. It's out of my control. A lot of my hands. All right.
So I'm going to play a wake up tomorrow
and the sun is shining.
I will play it.
Yeah.
Listen, I can't control what the internet tells me to do.
Well, he even said that about you, Cardiff,
right there where he's just like, you know,
I'm going along with Cardiff's wishes.
You owe anything.
My demands.
Yeah, you know, owe anything to Cardiff, idiot.
So that might be a fun thing to do. Watch that video. I don't know.
Could be right.
All right, so now Mensa John is in the chat room and he pisses John off because as we all know
John he likes to say that the house in Florida is in his mom's name. It's not. It's in both their names. You got a co-sider.
I remember when I bought my first car when I was 17 their names. You got a co-sider. I remember when I bought
my first car when I was 17 or 18. My parents had a co-sider for it. They didn't have any credit.
That's what that is. John likes to pretend this is whole other thing that's going on, but you
can tell a bothersome because it's very upset. Man's a John. You're my hero 58 living in the house your mind the boy doing weapons and opiates. You're so cool. Okay, let's
All right, well, I'm gonna get into all that I bought the house with my money my
Money like a big boy. I
put it in my mom's name
For better credit and protection. Oh, how's that?
See?
He's touching his face.
He don't understand it.
Let's say you want to sue me for something.
Can't get my ass, can't you?
What if I sue your mom?
That is the tell though, very good Chris.
What he does, he's like, well, it's also full protection.
That's why I did it.
First off, triple protection.
What does he think he's doing
so we can sue him for all of his assets first off?
That means that he thinks he would lose that loss.
Yeah, right.
He's like, oh, we should be suing him.
Yeah.
He's making me think I should sue him.
I really feel like we could win now.
I'm feeling a little sue happy over here.
No, I know.
Let's all sue him.
I've always assumed it was to skew the child support payments, like everything's in his
mom's name so he could claim you as less money so he doesn't have to give it to somebody.
He can claim you as less money.
Well, I would make a lot of sense.
There are a lot of reasons to hide assets.
I assume that all of those are applicable here.
But it's not, it's in his name.
It's his name, and his mom's name are both on it. So it's not it's in his name. It's his name and his mom's name are both on it.
So it's too admissible.
So it doesn't make any sense. Also, the reason why I can't sue John and no one can sue John and
take his house is because he still doesn't own it. The bank does. Yeah. He owes way more money
on it than what it would actually be considered his property at this point. So none of this makes any fucking,
it's so childish, it's so insane.
What were you even talking about?
No, no, you've been outsmarted.
No, okay.
So you saw their Hitman Dan shows up to the house
and Hitman Dan's chugging down some white claws, baby.
Hitman, come here.
Oh, what's up, boy, good girls?
Hey, Hitman Dan. How are we doing today, everybody? Do we, what's up boys and girls? Hey, man, man, man.
Are we doing today, everybody? Do we have the best fucking time last night?
Great time, bro. Great time. Can I advertise you guys?
Yeah, sure. White clams. Do you think you're great?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it calls like this.
White clams. Pretty cool.
Pretty cool, guys.
You say white clams?
Yeah, he sure did.
So cool guys, say, Cardiff. You probably don't hang out with cool guys.
I guess not. Yeah, see you on the other side.
Paul Tunnel, Senior. Can you imagine these guys together at a bar
catching up? Holy shit. Yes, in fact, I have some pretty funny clips coming up
with just a minute. But first, I want these two
to team up and do a show together.
I love Hitman Dan of the Energy Brings.
I love how he makes John feel like he has friends
and is popular.
I love that.
So this is Hitman Dan's like in the bathroom.
And John left a bloody mess at the toilet.
Oh, yeah.
Gross. Yeah.
John's had his period. And him and his was like, what the fuck?
Actually, I was just peeing. So he's yelling.
He's yelling from the bathroom.
And this is John's response.
What the blood?
How do you even call coffee for the audition?
I'm disgusting.
How do you leave a toilet bowl of this condition?
Oh no, I'm disgusting.
Do you not read Reddit?
Yeah, dummy.
They usually take somebody say three to four weeks to really, you know,
not clean enough where somebody's like, what are you doing with your life?
A brand new house.
Yeah.
All right.
That's already destroyed.
All right.
So, you know, as Dan's reaction to that, John decides to regales with a fun tale from
his life and a girl he shagged.
You were the right face.
What's that?
You were the right face.
I'll tell you what.
One of the girls was gorgeous that I shagged in.
Tell me, none of it's wrong.
Thirty-four, sorry?
So then I fucking, if the, I get up to take a piss
and just get shit stains all in the bowl
It was fucking disgusting
Well, I mean at least shit is what's supposed to be in the toilet it her defense. Yeah, fighting shit
So I like that that checks out blood is a problem. Yeah, I was like your soul mate
Yeah, I know he's like oh well, you think that's gross. You should see this
chick. I fuck like what? I know. What a great deflection. Talks like that. So insane. All right.
This is really when you talked about what are these guys like at the bar? And they're going to the
Stevie tomatoes and hanging out every day and they're drinking. I mean, they're the pre-gaming and they're going out and drinking and I can only imagine there's probably
more of this going on. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come Everybody loves it. It's a fucking chair. It's a chair.
Come on, we have to get in here.
Yeah, yeah, we got to buy chairs.
No, are you ready?
Okay, here we go.
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
Root off the red nose reindeer.
Had a very shiny nose.
Like a light bulb.
And if you're ever sorry, you would even say it goes.
All of the other raided.
Take a rustle.
Use the lappin' call him name.
Nice Pinocchio.
They never let poruda join in any reindeer game.
Nice monopoly.
Then one five E. Christmas Eve said I came to say
Root off with your nose so bright won't you join my sleds?
You suck and then the rain days love dim
And that and, he out of quickly. What?
You know what?
You know what?
Those reindeer, they'll go down in history.
Oh, like, it's pitchy, it's embarrassing.
Do you see why I want these two to team up?
I want this to be a team on the internet doing these shows.
The confidence John has to embarrass himself like this
around his buddy Dan from middle school is amazing.
Now, you would think that after something like that,
it would be similar to the first time you have gay sex
and you're kind of like,
you know, weird around this guy now.
And I don't know how to say goodbye.
And it's a little awkward.
You have gay sex.
That's how you do it.
We're doing it wrong.
Not these two.
These are in front of Selma's.
Three.
Like a pentatonic.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Thank you.
We just walk it over up.
You're the only guy in Selma.
You're the only one.
I'm fighting.
No one high fives it for gay sacks as my point.
Oh, damn.
Did we have a great time last night?
Are we really close?
Are we friends?
He says that too.
It's so embarrassing.
It is.
Tell the internet I have a friend.
Yeah, I'm a friend, John.
I have internet.
So Carl, let me ask you a couple questions.
A couple of questions.
If you'll indulge me.
Sure.
If we were singing the root off the Red Nose,
Raine, your song, you and me.
And we got to the part where you had to make up a witty nickname.
And you're staring at me.
Would you maybe use a nickname that you've called me many times
in the past?
Maybe.
Well, maybe that's what Hitman Dan did when he used Pinocchio.
Oh, you're saying that John tells some fibs. Possibly John has had a long standing reputation
of being a bit of a liar and his friend used to call him Pinocchio in middle school.
Yeah. Oh, Cardiff, really into this a little bit more than I was going to. I like it.
Oh, I go deep. I go deep. I go deep. I go deep. I I was going to like it. I like it. I go deep.
I go deep.
I go deep.
I go deep.
I go deep.
I go deep.
I go deep.
I go deep.
I go deep.
I go deep.
I go deep.
I go deep.
I go deep.
I go deep.
I go deep.
I go deep.
I go deep.
I go deep.
I go deep.
I go deep. I go deep.
I go deep. I go deep. I go deep. I go deep. I go deep. few episodes back that the piano is also in a non-climic control storage. Okay, so it's really that's it's warped and worthless.
But the hands.
Fuck it idiot.
He's so stupid.
Oh, Dan also riffs like a light bulb.
John doesn't own light bulbs.
Where?
Okay. So now events the lawyer joins the show, Joey C joins the show. And someone brings up to John that Vince the lawyer showed that wedding speech video before
Elha Reblay did. And this has been brought up to John many times. And John goes, I didn't
see it. I don't know.
So this is a very telling clip right here because what you're gonna see is
John confronts Vince the lawyer about talking about his kids and then as soon as Vince is ready to fess up
John cuts him off because if John
knew what Vince said and continue to have him on a show and be his friend, he would be, oh, hypocrite.
So he's got to save face here by cutting Vince off.
I wish he would just let him say what he's going to say.
I read this guy season.
He goes, you knew Vince was a troll from the start.
Yes.
I thought I DM you wanting that you didn didn't need, that you didn't he.
Then you read the warnings of it because you don't have a comp sum of keeping something
yourself.
Then you DM me that I was right and his actions could get him to spar.
Don't rewrite the thing.
Then he goes, Vince is throwing you in ways you will never understand.
The shit he said about your kids, Vince, did you trace my kids?
So John's reading this email he got from this guy
and John calls him a stalker for some reason,
this guy Rainy.
And Rainy's been sending John emails.
It sounds like he's trying to help him.
Like, hey, just so you know, like, you know,
he's fucking with the, this guy's fucking with the,
this doesn't look good.
So John's going, yeah, I'm reading this email.
This guy says, you're a troid.
I knew that all along.
But then in the email, he says, oh, also he trashed your kids and the wedding video thinks the John goes well is that true?
The only thing I've ever said which was to your faces I believe that the whole issue with
transgender's and mental disorder.
Yeah.
And then the shittiest thing would check you from fake account.
Do you have fake accounts of events?
So Vince was about to say that he thinks
that John's grandson is mentally ill.
He goes, I've said this to you before,
I think that the issue is here is
you the trans person, your family,
probably as mental,
oh, that's enough.
You don't do anything more than that.
Why not?
Let him elaborate a little bit.
John's having a discussion around this.
You don't wanna talk about that.
So Vince is now doing this thing.
He's been doing it a lot lately,
where he says a lie, but then he admits that he's lying.
He likes to play these games.
And so he says he never played that video,
but then says, but if I did,
this is what I would have said.
Oh, Jay.
Yeah, if I did this is what I would have said. Oh, yeah, if I did think
Pina Strenkel, Vince who I played wedding video on best for kids speeches. Yeah, I don't remember ever playing the kid speech
But if I did bash them John, I didn't but if I did I was gonna say that they shouldn't read in public when they're giving a public speech
But nothing to do with them or or Aaron or anyone else
They're not kids John their adults And I teach my kids not to read
in public too. Yeah. Good call. I don't know what John's relationship is with his children,
but they're adults now. You have to treat them like adults and you can tell he doesn't. So it's hard
to tell if he has a relationship with them or not. A lot of people speculate that he doesn't. And if
he's only image of them is them as children, it makes you think maybe he doesn't have a relationship
with them. Because once your children children become adults you treat them differently.
You expect more of them.
Sure.
You know, to give good speed.
By the way, they did a fine job in the speeches of the wedding video.
But this is the thing that Vince is doing now.
I don't remember doing that, but you know, if I did make fun of them, what I would have said.
Yeah. I, uh, when he was on with Shule this week, he's going, now, John's not a narcissist,
but what a narcissist does, the John also does.
And he just keeps saying, but he's not a narcissist.
I mean, it's obvious what he's saying to anyone with a brain.
I mean, John would never understand that.
The fact that John didn't challenge him on that, just like, you don't remember?
What do you mean?
John just let that all go right by.
This, this thing he's going to sue tookie over. It's so egregious. And then Vince
is like, I don't remember doing that. But you know, I if I did, this is what I said. It's
insane. All right, here's a fun question. Who's better at podcasting? Me or Shuley? What
do you think John will say to that? Well, he hates Shuley, so two evils.
Right.
He hates Shuley more than you.
He's going to say he's not going to answer the question.
He's not going to answer the question.
He's not going to answer the question.
What did John say next?
Who do you think is better than Shuley or Carl?
Oh, that's like fucking, you know, like, you know,
which piece of shit would you have to eat it?
But just answer it.
Honestly.
That's like, you know, that old chest that which piece of shit would you rather eat?
He's corn in this one, but there's peanuts in this one, either.
Oh, I don't really watch either one, so.
Yes, you do.
You fucking liar.
He cloaks me all the time
lady Kate says this he says that I don't really watch them now okay only when
you're sniping him right you watch all the fucking time one so I don't think
I could say you just made fun of Joey for not answering question if you had
to answer between the two who has a better channel for example
Yes at Carl W. ATP on YouTube is a channel
You know why I despise them so much. I don't even think I can let's I respect that you got to give a break
I know because he does have so much hate for these guys that's I don't even think I can... I respect that. You gotta give him a break on that one, because he does have so much hate for these guys.
That's a unfair question to him.
I don't watch any of that shit in any clip that I play.
We didn't ask you, Master Shake.
Yeah.
I think they're equally as horrible, so that's just...
I don't watch that at all, so they both suck.
I like that he gets both those things in there. I don't even know if they're good or not
I've never seen it, but they also both suck the most horrible
And what they know I didn't watch a lot of equity in hunger force
But was meatwad the one that would you know ask a lot of questions and
Like kind of start the pot. Yes, so are we seeing a potential meatwad?
Possibly I like it. I love it. I love it the pot. Yes. So are we seeing a potential meat wad? It's a car. A meat wad, maybe possibly.
I like it. I like it. I love it.
Please.
Okay. So John is going to break this down for us.
And I'm glad that he did because this has been a question for all of time.
Is God real?
for all of time. Is God real? We've all wondered these, these, where do we come from?
Why does life exist? Is there a God? And so Joey C is a Christian man and John's
making fun of him. He's like, oh, really? You think three wise men just showed up at this man, you know, he's like, do a little fucking thing.
It's like, okay, you're being a child about it.
You know, whether God exists or not
has nothing to do with the New Testament, you know,
obviously.
So anyway, this is John being a child.
For a long time, I didn't believe in God.
When I actually started believing the date,
that horrendous thing happened to me
when I was stabbed, I told you the story.
And when I know I should have been
bugged too.
It was some kind of miracle and that's what turned me just say maybe there is a God because you know I don't know.
I would just not I think just like the cause.
Okay, so John's gonna explain to us why there isn't a God.
Wait, he talks about God in his fucking book all the time.
He's a premium man.
That's a good point.
You're right.
Yeah, he thinks about it constantly.
Well, I guess John's at a change apart because now he's going to be thinking about,
let's not like him.
He's lost everything.
There is no God.
It's so bizarre too, because you heard what Joey C. just said.
He went through this horrible tragedy and it seemed like a miracle.
He's still alive.
It took the piss out of John's joke that he was about to do.
Right.
You can see him.
Yeah.
Right.
Because he wanted to be like, yeah, do you think he part of the Red Sea or fucking
it?
You know, it's like, what are you?
He's got stabbed.
No, I think I think whenever Joey see brings up the stabbing, John's like, oh, my
kids never stabbed me.
I'm not doing too bad.
I think just like the cross-based those gnashing young is, we're all just, you know, carbon.
We're all at the side.
You know, it's just old, just whatever happened, the big bang happens,
somehow, you know, you know, for just carbon.
It's all, I mean, it's all, like you think
like your dog goes to heaven, Joey?
No.
No one thinks.
Question.
Do you think we're some form of alien form
us humans?
There's no heaven, Joey.
That's not what the thing is. So John's equating his head because he's a moron that if you believe in that there's a God,
then you have to believe in Jesus and heaven and all the nonsense, dogma that humans have come up with.
I said, well, no, there could be a God and also the Bible can be full of shit. Both those things
can be true. Yeah. Obviously, there's other religions out there. It's not just one
I never saw God when I got stabbed I've only been stabbed in the back
So I should know if there's a god of not it just it's so childish
You can go to any college dorm and have this conversation with someone just like I just think you know
We're just carbon and he's just a big bang. He didn't someone. I was like, I just think, you know, we're just
capping and just a big bang.
He didn't explain fucking anything.
Yeah.
Like any sense.
It's like when OP where they had those photos come out of deep
space, those telescopes, whatever we had going on.
And these these photos of other galaxies we've never seen before.
And OP's reaction was and people think there's a God fucking
idiots like, well, though this think there's a god fucking idiots.
Like, well, though this is actually harder to explain,
that this goes on for infinity,
like we don't have the answer for that.
Yeah, that's the whole thing,
and I'm not a religious guy myself.
I'm quite agnostic, but I hate the idea that you just like,
oh, I mean, obviously that's not the answer.
Like, what is this?
We don't know, you don't know.
You can't fan them, they're really answering.
Of course not, but John's being smug John
What about at least here in versions of Stuntary John is just dismissing Joey see ah you're a fucking idiot
You don't know anything I still really upset though because I feel like I just learned that all dogs go to heaven is not a real movie
It's not really I I you will not be reunited with your dogs and having but there's new dogs
There's new dogs that never die
All right, okay, I'm back in that's pretty cool. Let's go
Farmer stayed at some point, but they never die which is nice, okay, so then
Hi, bitch Eric joins the show. It's now we have two wackbackers out here
Hi, bitch Eric joins the show. It's not we have two wack packers out here. Hippid, Eric joins the show and John claims
that he gave Eric his career.
John's claiming that he's the one who discovered high pitch.
Ben.
Eric, I discover you.
You did discover me, that's true.
Fucking hell, I gave you a fucking what?
I gave you a career because of me!
NOOOOO! NOOOOO!
So that noga thing that he's doing?
Oh.
Shule's dead mom?
Yeah.
I don't get it.
That's because, oh well, that was catchphrase.
I don't want to step on anything, but is it Shuleback stage right now?
He's fucking with him right now, right?
Well, John Clay is a Shulee stage. Right. He claims that. But of course, of course he was.
I know. This is how Hype Cherrick was discovered when he called. He was such good friends with
John that he called John. He wasn't calling him a more wildly popular show hosted by somebody
with a real career. And then some nobody picked up the phone.
It's worse than that.
Yeah, because actually Gary Delabate is the one discovered
high pitch Eric.
So there's more talk about this.
It does big.
John, I think I saw on a chatroom, someone asked that
that they know for fact that Mike was in the back room and Shuley and you
you wouldn't let him in.
Is that true? I swear in my life. know for fact that Mike was in the backroom at Shule and you and you you wouldn't let him in.
Is that true?
I swear in my life.
There you go.
At least you know I would lie here.
He's swearing on his life right now.
So I mean, he doesn't value.
There's a lot.
Obviously not.
There's a lot going on here.
We've all seen the images of those guys backstage.
They took photos of it.
We know that they were there.
Yeah.
Mike was waving from in the green room.
Right.
Right. Right. Mike was back there. Shuley was back there as end-housers. So they're all back there
at different times, sometimes together, and Josh pretending that they're not and swearing in his life
which is crazy. Laudia, there is no ever been anyone, you know, fucking else but these four so do you want to try it again? You want to tell do's pair to try and get on
You just asking I don't want to have the
Discovered no is that true Eric?
what
Rob I discovered you when we were in the fucking you you know, that anything when you shook my hand.
Yeah, you discovered me.
I know I did.
Where's my commission?
Okay, of course John wants money for that.
So what happened was Gerrido Bonte was at a signing and he met High Pitch.
And Gerr he thought that he was mentally handicapped when he met High Pitch, I wonder why.
And then High Pitch called into the show. And Howard was like, holy crap, I gotta see
because Gary's describe, he was like,
oh, I met this guy, six won, he's 270 pounds, it's crazy.
He talks like that.
So then Howard's like, you gotta come to the studio.
They hit him on the show that day
that he called in and he got through on the phone lines.
So John did that discover, John thinks he discovered
every Wag Packer who whoever called into the show,
when he definitely did not.
So this is the other saga that's going on here obviously,
is the fact that Shouley's doing his show live
and he's explaining to Vince,
who's the one who sent them the link,
that we're back in the green room,
we're trying to get on the show,
John's not letting us on the show.
This is crazy.
So then Shouule calls Vince.
Vince puts them on speaker phone.
And John is just yell over Shule.
There's John knows he's alive.
This is how John wins arguments,
just by screaming over people,
not letting them talk.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Ronnie Mudd, we all seen the video.
Shule, are you trying to come on?
I was. I was in the green room for over five minutes.
Your call said, all said, I heard the third.
Why again, dude?
I left and Mike's.
Nice fight, dude.
There's nobody.
Mike and now he just,
Oh shit, shit where?
John, John, let me speak.
Why is the law of use keep on lying to you?
You say it's your way.
How could you do 15 years on stern and not parlay it into anything?
You Lou Zah.
Be fair he does have that Chanty House in Alabama.
Yeah but that's an inheritance.
No, no, no, no, no. All, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, well, let me do this first. Yeah, do it. I do have a payoff to that clip, and then I do want you to read that.
Now, you just heard right there, Shoei gets out and there. He's going, yeah, where I'm ready to come on.
Just the biggest pussy in the world.
He will not talk to Shoei face to face ever again.
Yeah.
He just yells over.
Just yells over him.
Same bullshit over and over again.
Even high pitch, even Vince who loves this kind of thing.
He's like, can you shut up for a minute?
We're trying to hear Shoei's side of this.
And John won't shut up.
So then because he's doing that no good thing,
the super chatter comes in and explains
that that's not cool.
And so John is every tiny doesn't know what it's going on.
And John is the worst actor in the history of acting.
We see.
And I'm proud, there's about one you keep yelling
Julie's deceased mother's name.
Yeah, I don't know.
Your mother will be gone someday too.
I'll just throw a maggot.
All right, Jonathan read that very well.
It says, why do you keep yelling shouli's deceased mother's
name?
You know she has passed.
Your mother will be gone someday too,
a disrespectful maggot move.
This is what Jonathan's respondent you from Aaron Brown.
No, God. I don't know what no-gaming show if you
want to learn to speak like many watch movies.
And then he immediately starts reading the next super chat.
I don't know what no-gaming is.
Back peddling bully.
You're a fucking liar.
He's terrible at everything including bullying.
He's not good at it.
You would think playing dummy be good at.
He's so dumb he can't play dog. He's unbelievable
I don't think from that and how does he have that shoulder angle right now
He's
Wingman is coming in alright. What do you give you the overview? This is from Ohio Hillbilly in
Devils and I miss John's latest trend of screaming shulies deceased mother's name is infuriating.
If you've been living under a rock recently, you may not have seen John's latest form
of comedy gold of screaming the name of shulies mother's name while grabbing his chest.
All while claiming he doesn't know what it means.
This would seem to be another case for what Anthony Cumia said about John on
his show and not understanding the levels. One should go to when busting balls with someone.
Instead of witty comebacks, clever jokes were biting commentary. He stooped to the level of evoking
someone's deceased family members name just for the dig, but it's not even man enough to stand behind
it and admit that's all he is doing. He's a pathetic unfunny coward.
He just not deserve sympathy or financial handouts or anyone.
That's pretty much the judge.
It's well said.
Well written.
Totally agree.
It's the I think Cardiff was saying this to him when he was on the show.
The bleach the bleach effect.
Yes.
The bleach response.
It's a bleach response where already says, Hey, John, I can't be in a music career.
Not even a good musician.
Drink bleach and die.
Yes. I was just like, whoa, why are we escalating it
to this level?
What's going on right now?
Is it what John does?
Because he's an asshole.
Right.
He was hurt, so he needs to hurt you back.
Whether it's funny or not.
I'd like to see him try and play dozens on the street.
See how that goes.
All right.
Okay, so I just have a quick fun one for us here to get
back into the fun side of things. Is it more singing? No, it's not that fun. But there is a joke that's
told that John loves, and I'm surprised because it uses a word that Obama made illegal in 2014.
uses a word that Obama made illegal in 2014. We all know you can't use that. No, not that word. You can't use the R word because of Barack Obama now if you're in Canada
and do whatever the fuck you want. But in this country, we all know you can't do that.
So they're talking about jaws. And I guess Vince the lawyer hasn't seen Jaws.
What?
Oh, I don't know who that is.
Roy Sider.
I don't know who that is.
My favorite movie of all time, Jaws.
Jaws?
But yeah, you were fucking retard.
I'm a kid.
I'm a little juggled, I'm a pure gold, I'm a pure gold. I've never seen John left so hard.
Are you a fucking retarious?
Coming from my pit.
That was hilarious.
I'm just surprised because John
responded these things like Vince was using
the word tranny to his face and John didn't say
anything.
They're throwing out retard.
There's been a number of things that these guys say to him.
It doesn't respond.
Did you watch Potato Soup?
I did, yes.
Did you hear the beige person conversation?
Yeah.
I said, you know, try to be politically correct.
I don't know if you know this, but black people skin.
It's not black.
It's brown.
And white people skin is not white.
It's like, oh my god, this guy brown. And white people skin is not white.
I was like, oh my God, this guy is.
It can't be the stop.
Am I going back to this theory again?
It's okay, it's okay.
So black is offensive to be dickhead.
Yeah.
He literally, he literally did the statement.
The first transsexual I was talking to was a beige person.
Like he literally said that.
Yeah, so insane.
Okay, so now speaking of Hype at Eric,
they're going to go back and forth.
John and Eric and Eric get some really good comebacks and Eric is a low IQ individual.
I believe he was tested on the Stern show.
I think he's in the 70s or 80s.
Cardiff, do you remember? I remember it was low. I don't remember what the number on the Stern show. I think he's in the 70s or 80s, Cardiff, do you remember?
I remember it was low.
I don't remember what the number of the scale is.
I just know John's a 160 something
and everyone else is below right?
Right.
Yes, I remember Fred Norris used to talk about it
all the time.
It was like dull.
Or I remember with the word you used
to explain some of it.
Dullard.
And this range of like 70 to 80s. Some like that.
Yeah, it was like a 1920s insult.
Yeah, so this is John versus high pitch.
And I think high pitch might win this round.
We got super chats now.
Yeah, yeah, enough with the fight.
So Eric, so what do you see in your future?
How old are you again?
52. So what are you gonna, I mean don't you want to be something? I have something.
That's right. A big blob of shit. Like you are? Yeah. No, I'm something. not a somebody. Really? Yeah, you're somebody that people make fun of.
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And John has to overdo it with this. Oh, that's so hysterical. Oh, people make fun of me on the internet
What's Eric are being silly? Yeah, how dare you sir?
You know that somebody
Yeah, you somebody that people make fun of
real. Yeah, you somebody that people make fun of.
I love it. That's that's all to delay. So we can think of a try and think of a response. But you can't. You can't match
with.
She needs to pretend to chug one of those thinking beers. The
round goes to high pitch. Well, it's funny. Say that
card. Because you're right. When John does that sort of
thing, he's trying to think of the worst insolting come up with.
So a minute or two after this, he asked Eric if he rolled this short bust to school.
Whoa.
So something was said, something that good.
Hmm.
Fucking insane.
And you know, I hate quoting potato soup, but I even did credit high pitch Eric at least knowing
Enough to be angry with Vince and threatening to stab him at least he knew that Vince was fucking with him
I don't condone the threats obviously, but at least Eric had the right
Physical reaction to what Vince is doing. Vince is trolling John the exact same way he's trolling high pitch Eric
Hi, but jerk recognizes it.
That's the difference.
And the reason why John does it this point
is because we keep telling him over and over again.
I know he's a troll.
I sometimes he's not, but I know he's a troll.
So maybe because I've been telling him over and over
and over, otherwise he wouldn't even recognize that.
Nope, he said, he's actually suck, so he's on my side.
We're friends.
I want to do my long pull of my drink so that I could tell my joke about the singing.
Where that was coming in from, uh, run DMCA.
Straight.
Oh, no.
Oh, it wasn't a good one.
All right, I'll go back and drink it.
Yeah.
Took me 10 minutes to come up with that.
No, it's very, it's very inside baseball.
Yeah.
All right.
So, uh, now, Zennhauser, part of the B.I. Show, is backstage, ready to join.
He sent the photo of Vince. Vince knows he's back there.
Everyone knows he's back there.
They're talking about on Shulie's show at the same time.
All right, John, I see Zenn in there now.
Let him in.
He's actually in there.
I don't see anybody in.
John's doing stick now, or he's scared. I mean, this is ridiculous. You don't see Zen in there?
He did this to the wallbar. He, don't you see a resemblance?
He's fucking not chose cousin.
Why you wallbar? What are you waiting there?
Oh, it's chasing subject.
I'm thinking, uh, hey, paper, paper. Oh, it's changed the subject
Damn, Dan look at John screen and see if you see Zen in there
Dan how many people are on here? One two three four eight of us
Well, there's four
Maybe no bus
Tell that there's three people at the greener of that one did three four eight of us
John couldn't feed him the answer fast enough.
That's amazing.
He tried to.
And he was trying to point to what to look at.
And he obviously gave that one away a little bit too quick.
So John tried to change the subject.
Oh, so what do you mean?
Yeah, I'm done.
I'm not back here.
What are you waiting over there?
I'm sure it's stupid.
Yeah.
Joey C. goes, that's my favorite.
Yeah, which I love only a guy's been imprisoned
I'm feeling like mac and cheese that's my favorite
So depressing
Glad you didn't have thanksgiving with child that would have been pretty sad be a canned chicken
All right less good by hand on here. Julie calls back to Vince puts him on speaker phone
more filibustering John has nothing
It's just the go baby go then see the lawyer high pitch that's it
That's called it if he was if he was you know how stream yard works if he was pointing to whose backstage
He'd be pointing on a line along the bottom. Yes
But he was he was pointing to the different squares. He was moving left to right like
He was not he was he didn't even want to look down backstage
It's also very easy in street records. I'm using it right now to blow up your screen
And so you can't even see who's backstage
So I have a feeling that's what he would have done when hitman Dan comes in the room. He's just like see there's no one back
Yeah, it's very easy to manipulate the screen and you can see you're not see
Would I just say?
Yeah, you know, I don't you decide
Well, let's call the
Hello, dude. Why are you lying to me?
Why would I lie to you?
All classic cry boy right there. He's yelling it. The show is my past way this year. He's yelling
your name and doing that thing. What a douche. He's yelling right now because he doesn't
want to hear the truth. All three of us have been backstage.
No, you're not pussy. He know I'm not. You're not telling us that right away.
He's not letting us in. Yeah, is that is in there now though?
Then is backstage. He's not. He's backstage.
Moshe. He's such a lie. Why would they be lying about this? Yeah, they'd be sabotaging their own
show, wasting their time on this. It doesn't make any sense, they'd be sabotaging their own show,
wasting their time on this.
Doesn't make any sense.
And then they're showing on their show,
their screenshots of them backstage,
and John's going, that's fake.
What would be the benefit to Shuley
to be doing this, making these photo shots quickly on the fly,
and returning their back there in the night?
I mean, it'd be impressive.
Yeah, to be fair, Shuley is able to,
or Shuley's team could do that.
Well, Frog wasn't producing this episode.
Oh, yeah.
Probably not.
But no, it's ridiculous that that's easier to fake a diplomas, what you're saying.
Yeah.
Watch it easier to fake someone sent me.
I forgot where I saw this.
Someone sent me a link.
There's a website that actually does make fake diplomas.
Yes.
Someone posted in the discord when we were doing the show last week
and I couldn't get to it fast enough.
Okay.
But yeah, 18 bucks will get you one of those.
And the example on the homepage was NYU
and it looked exactly like the John and Andrew.
And did you guys see what shoeing those guys discovered
this past week that the signature on his diploma
was not the guy who worked at NYU
at the time that John graduated in 89, that guy didn't get the job until 92 or 93
This is insane. I really thought it was just a goof, but now I think John didn't graduate from NYU
Actually, there's a voice mail that has a theory that will play it a little bit that I think is
plausible maybe possible
bit that I think is plausible. Maybe possible. Even. But first, guys, we got to play everyone's favorite game show. It's been a minute. It's been a minute since we've gotten to poke a
dabler. Hopefully I haven't stolen any of your thunder here. Card ever. No, I went deeper.
Again, I'm building an archive. I knew you would. It's time for everyone's favorite game show.
Topoke. Adabler. Are you ready? Topoke. Adabler.
It was born and lost all the Superchats because my fucking computer went down.
So let me tell you a few things. So, last night, second night in a row,
I'm on the phone with Joey C.
And the reason being is Joey C,
you know, it's having some issues with Guest Who,
Dabble story, and Patrick Melton and
You know look and I told you it is
Am I
upset with the shitty says on other shows?
Yes
because it just seems
That he will
Like he'll trash Julie on my show and then he'll go to Julie show and
And trash me now. I'm sorry. I'll trash Julie on my show
Didn't go on Julie show and trash me and I don't like
What word did John want to say and then actually say number one hypocritical hypothetical Next disingenuous disingenuine
four
phony baloney
pony baloney
lastly untruthful
untruthful
depoke
Adapta all right. I got to go with
a poke. Adapta. All right. I got to go with next. Disingenuine is the word that he's going to say. What do you think, Andy?
B, melee mouse. He's just a meaty mouth. Lucy type box. I gotta go just because it's
so stupid. Fony, baloney, pony, baloney like that. I want it to be that producer Chris. I went with next
You went with next as well. Yes. Oh my god. Does anyone a guest? Yeah, we gotta get any
Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Hi. I'm going to
Let's go and good. I'm going to pick number one
Okay, everything but
to pick number one. All right okay everything but glass nobody went for untutful. Oh no. Okay.
Now I'm sorry he'll trash Julie on my show then go on Julie show and trash me and I don't like
disingenuine people you know I like people that are good at hold to their guns. Just like the Army Major, I guarantee it is not gonna go on
any other showtrash in me. It's just thinking of happening. And I'm not gonna go on any showtrash in
him. Because that's called loyalty and affection
And I said to Joey last night I go the whole night to go I go Joe
You know I can't have you you know, I'm not gonna be your friend if you're gonna go on other shows and trash me and
He agree like he knows he's playing. I'm not going to be your friend.
Now what I do feel bad for Joey about.
And now a special presentation of Stuttering John goes full Kevin Brennan.
And we all know you never go full. Hi Brennan.
This is the kind of shit.
Alright Joey, you know what?
I'm gonna fucking take a picture at us.
And I'm gonna send it to him.
So it says Dick 89 says Joey see as a snake.
He trusted you nonstop.
His wife too.
It's just like it's two bucks for the fuck with you chat.
What's that effect?
I'm going to say because this is what drives me nuts.
It's not a fun fact.
Now I'm going to send it to Joey and he's going to deny.
I want to point something out real quick.
When Kevin takes photos of his super chats, he doesn't like a normal person would take a photo of their superchat like that's.
I mentioned this many times.
John can never see his screen.
He doesn't know what the avatar is.
There's like swastika.
There's all this stuff going on.
Did you see how close he had to get his phone down?
He must have the tiniest little screen over there that he's running his show off of.
He's on a 14 inch MacBook.
That's all he has.
It's always got.
And he's, it's the laptop camera.
I'm not saying laptop like it's, yeah, look at how close he has to get to that.
I'm gonna say little screen because this is what drives me.
Now I'm going to send it to Joey.
This is how a poor takes a photo of a screen shot.
What's wrong with a screenshot?
I know you can just take a screenshot.
Yeah, I'll take a photo of the phone obviously.
Dika, he's gonna go, no, I didn't do that.
John, I would never do that.
And he would be right.
and he would be right. We'll definitely win two bucks.
I wish I had a text him too.
What is this?
Joey, see this?
Now we're gonna fuck because this is the kind of shit.
That's all for this time.
Come back next time to find it if you have gone to CarlsonCommity.com yet to buy your
tickets Saturday, March the 9th.
Yeah. So we're in a surfing live. Yeah, I know I usually do a gag here. That was just a shameless plug. I'm a horror.
That's a good gag.
Yeah,
Sit Eugene sit. Good dog
All right, excellent. Thank you, Cardiff
We're putting that together for us and for giving me one that I can actually win
Cheat happy days
I did not cheat. I don't know when you when you open that video it looked to me like you already had it midway through. I don't know, I see, I call shenanigans.
Guys, what have we done today?
Cheated.
We broke it out.
That's the fucking producer.
We broke down the worst mental health podcast.
We had some fantastic submissions to our holiday song parody contest.
We revisited with Curtis good friends Jen and Carol
Still buys with us to
We checked out Suddory John being a dumb of phone as usual and talking about boxing me for some stupid reason
So you know what that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show and talking about boxing me for some stupid reason.
So you know what that means, it's time for everyone to be part of the show.
Four teams, six teams, six teams, six teams.
The team. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Saturday if I knew what that podcast was and I don't. This is a terrible teaser. Tab is coming back out of the show.
That's enough to get you.
That's exciting.
We haven't talked to Tab and then a cheese.
So Tab will be back.
I was asking him a chat earlier.
What episode is the thinking beers episode with Tab?
Er.
Oh gosh.
Months ago.
It was the one they talked about stuttering John.
Yeah.
Look for the description of the show.
Stuttering John's at idiots.
And that's where...
Oh, okay.
That'll help.
I'll see if you can find it.
Yeah.
Bruce, of course, is looking at that for you, Annie.
The...
Thanks.
Thinking Beers episode, September, pounded 30 beers during the show.
30 course lights, silver bullets going down.
This is normally where I ran off the
show or run of the long as usual. So, Annie, do we have any new reviews?
Yeah, I got two for you. I got one from SMP Review on 12, 6, 23. Wasn't expecting the
blatant homophobia. Didn't love you calling people flags.
I'm gonna guess that's a five star right?
No, that one's a one star. What's?
Oh, it's the one that word around curl.
I forgot we had Gino on the show.
Gino gets a little bit loose with his leg with some dives.
I heard it.
Listen to tower gang.
All right, our bad, our bad.
I deserve that.
What else you got?
The second one comes in from President Dylan, 121623,
awful show, racism, misogyny, anti-LGD,
bbbb, alphabet people, bro talk.
These people should be on trial for crimes against decency.
And Mrs. Tightbox should sue for the abuse
Shinders at the hands and mouth of Mr. Hanberger and his cronies shame on them
Only at the mouth not at the hand. I am going to guess that that is a five star review for us
That one is five
Appreciate that I like that one. You like that one is five so I appreciate that I like that one you like that one yeah it's very supportive of me and women's issues yeah yeah I have a favorite person to give a fuck maybe with a healthy global chrome or losing to slumped I'm out of the chair. Now you feel bad. No, not gonna happen.
So talk about it for us at Dips. Okay.
All right, we got a ton of voicemails.
I didn't do voicemails last week.
So we got a ton of voicemails to get caught up on.
We're gonna fight through them.
But I just wanna say, I'm not gonna play all the ones
who said they love Gina Biscanti.
There are too many.
Yeah.
So much support.
Let's just sum it up by saying he's loved by all. He's adored. Thank you for that.
It is appreciated. I thought Gino, I don't know if he, I mean, he just got up. Yeah. I thought he was not really good behavior. Yeah, that's when to catch him. I think he's alright. Yeah. It was a little.
I will tell you this. That's a fun little story. Saturday night after the show. We're all hanging out in the cotton house. And Gino gets a note from a buddy that Kevin Brennan's watching Geno stand up on a show.
So we flip over to watch Kevin Brennan.
So I'm watching Geno watching Kevin watching Geno.
And it was wild entertainer.
Yeah.
A great time with it.
And Kevin didn't have much to say.
Geno's a good stand up. So he moved off it very quickly. Then
started watching shoe leads stand. I was like, I, that's not
flat. What did she do?
Carl, it's Joe in Pennsylvania. John hates you because you are
the thing he wishes he was. You are Howard Stern.
You have a media empire.
Producer Chris is your Robin.
You've got this whole cast of characters,
which is the thing that John wanted his whole life.
And you stole it from him.
That's why he's obsessed with you.
Do not let up on him.
He's a piece of trash.
And Mary Christmas everyone.
Mary Christmas to you, Joe. And I was going to let up on him. And then Joe told me,
no, don't. Okay. All right.
So there's fair. You make it some points. And yeah, just notice you put this up in
the backstage. Should I be showing this on the screen?
You can. If you're a fan of the big show, his, I don't know if it's still running,
but as a gift to his patrons, he gave this fat watch pin out.
You just had to pay shipping because that's how I think Shopify or whatever he ships it through works.
And it just arrived in the mail today. And I think it looks fantastic.
Oh, I should have ordered that.
There's a fat lady, a riding a scooter who ran into a fat watch sign and is trying to squeeze through it as her mobility scooter crushes her into the sign
Badge at work and
Sounds good. All right, everyone knows one of John's grapes is my accent my western New York
Accent that I have I know I sounds normal to me, right?
Everyone says John
I
Understand it's probably very low on the list of things that John does it's fucking stupid, but
When he says Pamela or Suisanna, it makes my fucking teeth clenched.
He sounds like the biggest fucking retard on the planet, which he is, obviously, but...
Maybe I don't understand the long island accent, but that needs to be fixed.
He said I'm so fucking stupid, it's like irritating.
Yeah, the long Island accent is brutal. I guess Boston probably beats it out
But it's a close second Philly's panty. Yeah, I don't know
What do you think Lucy one of the worst accents long Island? Yeah, I got a lot the dog get some coffee
Fuck that you know, I know a Jewie. Yeah, that's what I'm good at
You know how I can't impersonate anything? I can do a long island accident. Yeah, go figure.
Gary and San Diego, me.
Moving up the world, this is exciting, Dave's.
Hey, Carl, Gary and San Diego.
Well, Judy and I are really excited.
And it looks like we may owe you and your podcast.
A big thank you. And I'm going to say, I'm going to say, San Diego. Well, Judy and I are really excited and it looks like we may owe you and your podcast
a big thank you. Turns out since Wilford Brindley died in August of 2020, Quaker Oats has
been looking for a new spokesperson. And because of your podcast, I've been contacted by
Quaker Oats in a couple big companies out of Chicago that do advertising.
So they want to set me up for a Zoom interview and if that works out, I'm going to be cast
as the new spokesman for Quaker Oats.
So that's pretty exciting.
And if things make the kind of money I'm hoping to make,
I'll give you a little stipend.
That's what I'll do.
I'll send you a stipend.
Once I get signed up, anyway, that's what's happening
here in San Diego.
We're really excited.
I can't wait to tell Sandy the news
that I made these a new spokesman for Quaker.
You can tell Sandy yet.
And I own all the you and your podcast.
Thanks again.
Rock and roll us.
Feast of Chris, you started getting day with how repetitive Gary can be.
I was just hoping that he can keep the commercial spots to two minutes or less.
Yeah, good luck with that.
I'm gonna ask isn't there a cap on how long these voiceicemails are supposed to be? Yeah, I'm supposed to be.
I don't know, it sounds like if he gets a new job, he's not gonna have enough time to be leaving all these voicemails.
Yeah.
Oh god, for bed, could you imagine?
I would miss it.
I know, I'm pulling for it.
And where's Judy Ben?
It's always Sandy.
Judy's fine.
Okay.
I know there's rumors out there.
All right.
Judy's doing fine.
All right.
Andy, Q public. You love I, right? Yes.
I don't think I missed an episode or whatever, but how the fuck is
trucker Andy, who I understand is no longer a trucker, but how is his name just Andy, Q public
now? Like, can we get like like vote on the name or like something better
than that like you know uh... fucking
andy uh... loose box or
andy dice clay
andy
don't call me back
yeah there wasn't a vote was there right which is not a vote because this is
it's isn't something that we're voting on.
And we're pulling eight pulls into this show.
And yeah, a lot of voting show.
All apologies podcast.
We cover people that are begging for forgiveness and Joe
Sixpack and Andy Q public are the the arbiters of who gets
forgiven.
I see.
And that's where that comes from.
If you're gonna ask,
do you forgive this guy?
I go by Andy Loosebox in the streets though.
Yes.
I'm John Doey.
Hey, this is Mani Metatone and this is the man pad.
And this is Patrick Michael and uh...
i hate going to the store
you know you'll
it's Patrick Michael you know
i hate to show them out
don't call me call
as i'm pretty gonna press it up
the mad pad the new show
that's gonna play out
it's a man many and patty
speaking which I don't really promote Patrick Michael anymore, but that Patreon is live. You can go to patreon.com
slash the man pad if any of that goes towards. No, I just checked. That's hilarious.
And how many patrons are on there?
I didn't check that.
Probably zero.
They're getting ahead of themselves with that.
I was like, I have to show grow a little bit.
Well, start doing that.
Well, no, because yeah, I was on the show when that came out.
And I checked and it didn't exist.
So they probably got a couple emails
like asking about their Patreon
and they decided to set one up.
So people are confused by Manny's accent.
They're not really sure.
We have a voice about her who explains it to us.
You guys are asking what Manny's accent
is from this little known country called autism.
I hate to sound able to hear
but that's just straight autism. I know a few of them. Don't call me back.
All right. I didn't know that. I'll ask, man, if he's from autism.
I'm traveling there this summer. People with better musical skills do this
yourself otherwise. Whatever. On the 12th day of Christmas, Carl gave to me
12 children crying 11 were he punched on 10 credit cards, 9 counts of doxins, 8
stupid lucked, 7 pairs of headphones, 6 side humirs, 5 hands of cord, 4 cool four-scunk Farge three channel strikes two oil cans and uh
uh
uh
oh and an alien named Tommy thank you for you bye all right well done i hate that fucking
sorry i hate every parody ever made but that was fun fun. Check a con coming in, Autismia is the name of the country.
Check a con, good job on the song parody today.
Yeah, sure.
You're help with that.
This is a message.
That was the most shocking thing
learning that Shaka Khan actually was a woman.
Yes, for real.
This is coming in for Paco, message for Paco.
This message is for Paco, you'll Paco. This message is for Paco, you'll Paco.
No, we don't know what you're saying.
No, I'm saying.
All right, Paco, I guess you gotta explain yourself better.
Shout out to Paco.
Do you have voters on your floor?
I do.
I know that you have that somewhere, I should know.
Oh, Annie, by the way, you're looking for episode 375,
seek treatment
You still there any thank you so much. All right
Are we waiting for putters as I for butter. Yeah, yes, I know what you are saying you don't have to be baking
Let's see. Oh, this is a fun dick joke for us
Hey car my dick may not be 12 inches, but it sure smells like a foot.
It's pretty good. It's pretty good pickup line. Yeah. I like it. I'm in. I thought you would be. All right. Pretty good stuff. Uh, Paulie and Dirty Jersey, check it in.
Paulian Dirty Jersey, Chuck and Anne. Holy, cool. It's Jerry and San Diego.
Actually, it's Paulian Dirty Jersey. Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without me giving you another submission, so here it is.
This is to the tune of Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo.
And take it away. Then it is, then it is, then it is, then it is,
sorry about the music.
Carl Hamburg, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her headphones. I heard in these. That's what's so sitting on the toilet is the best place to listen to you.
Don't make it too long. I'll give you a bite.
Thank you for getting on. Here is boxes hot. Lucy tight boxes hot.
Lucy tight boxes hot.
The oxytis shoe they all need a lot.
I want to put it at the tween of titty.
I want to put it at the tween of titty.
I want to put it at the tween city to the fun stuff. Oh, come
down. I love it. That's my
vote. That's your vote for the
winner of the. Yep. Sorry. I already got
those. Alright. That's missing.
That's how I might win. Alright.
Oh, Carly Poo. Will you ever learn?
Did you really fucking have Gino on again?
He was doing okay at first.
He was holding his Gino back a little bit,
and then he probably prayed the veto,
and he decided to fucking Gino all over the place.
And yeah, kind of just sourd the rest of the episode.
Honestly, I don't know how he can come back from that.
And he didn't know who Tom Myers was.
Nothing, man.
He must give one hell
of a blow job because I don't know how he keeps coming back on the show. In fact, you know
it. Do you know giving a blow job is probably the best version of Gino because his mouth
is actually doing something useful. So, you know, You know, bet. My little curly poo.
I always love talking to Gina and hanging out with Gina.
It's always a good time.
I was at the Chrissy Mayor's content house.
And when we did the show on Saturday, who was podcasted, almost everyone had already
left.
There was like six of us left at the building.
And my boy Frank did not want to come on the show because he's buddies with Stuttery Jad
And they're like we're leaving and we're taking the content to the rest of his journey
I find he stood what happened to a man to bind. I mean like good honor though
He should got out of the addicts home and was like oh my accountability is a weirdo Jesus
But to make some money off this motherfucker.
All right, call me back.
Have we talked about that since the show?
I don't think we have.
So much has happened with the man to buy it since the podcast.
So much.
So it came out that her co-host Paul, who we called gay Jesus,
some woman made a TikTok about him and said,
he's not a scientist, He could be a scientist.
He's a con artist.
He's a sociopath.
He was my roommate.
He murdered my dog when I was gone.
And then I found the surveillance footage
that proved he murdered my dog.
And then when I did that, he laughed and loved me
with his dog.
I had to take care of.
So all of that happens.
Like, whoa, who is this Paul guy?
I want to know more about this.
And then immediately after that,
I made a man's ghost, I'm not doing the show anymore.
We're done.
This podcast is over.
And the reason she gave for quitting is she goes,
I'm just not getting the guests that I want to get.
I want to get Drake and Post Malone.
And they said no.
So she literally had her tattoo on his side.
I was on one of those like, and now Drake.
Yes.
I'm all out of ideas.
So that works.
I can't get the guess I want,
and I have this guy that I don't want.
Right, so I would have done the show.
You could have got a carnip, I know.
Yeah, I wouldn't.
So that's why she canceled it.
So she canceled the show.
And it was actually big news.
It was all over everything.
Everything.
Then she canceled the show after one episode.
And people were blaming me.
I'll take credit, but I'm actually blaming you.
But listen to this now, yesterday morning, I'm doing my research that I do to go on the
Drew and Mike show.
And there's a man of mine announcing, when I said that I was quitting the podcast, I actually
made me sad. And I was in a bad mood. And so I think I just I think I just need to let the
Podcast grow because people like the podcast. So we're gonna start doing it again.
And I'm gonna start doing the pocket. So then she announced her next guest. It's coming out this Friday. Yeah. It's some guy who works in Britain. By the way. Yeah.
Thank you. I mean, it's pretty easy to be a motto to return.
So anyway, it's coming back. There's a whole world coast of the half of this week. I was like,
no, no, come back, Amanda. We need you. The tooky soup thing where you're just like,
I don't know if there's going to be a show next week. Yeah, right.
Maybe if it's not a 4D,
have me about it, I'll do it.
So that's pretty,
so Paul's gonna be featured on the creep off next week.
Oh, God, he might be that creepiest Jesus impersonator.
He's so weird.
All right, this one is for Geno.
If he's less than I, he's not.
Hey, this is for Gino Piscanti. They don't boo nobody.
That's right, Gino, I remember that.
All right, here is an impression of me.
So let me just point out, I'm not talking, okay?
I'm gonna hit play, this is not me, and go.
John, John, but John. Pretty good. Hard to tell it wasn't me, huh? That wasn't me.
That was a voicemailer. It's swear. Time well spent. Bad practice guy. Yeah.
Who by the way, sent me a lovely Christmas card. I love bad bread this guy. And you know who bad bread this guy loves?
Not me. Nope. Lucy. I love him.
I love him.
I'm working with him and I'm working with him. I'm working with him.
I'm working with him.
Hello, man.
Hi, Andy. Yeah
March 22nd it's official I haven't gotten the ticket link. Yes. I haven't really been promoting it, but March 22nd We have a show and Tanya you're gonna come to the show
I'm going to do my best to make it there okay. I've gotten confirmation from Cardiff
from Tuky and
The revenge of the sis boys will all be teaming for a live show.
Yeah, it should be good.
I didn't tell me about that before I accepted.
Not a fan of revenge.
I won't work with Royce.
So I also, I threw it out there like a month ago to Dick.
And he was interested.
So maybe we'll get Dick on there.
I got to figure out.
Maybe we'll get Danny Paulis-Chuck.
We'll get a good show together.
Do you remember who I suggested?
No.
Bubba.
Oh, yes, I do remember that.
And I don't think that's a crazy idea.
Neither do I.
That's what I suggested.
I suggested it.
It's very possible.
So maybe we'll get Bubba on the show.
That'd be funny.
Erica Ann, number four months. Hey everyone.
Good to have to catch the replay, but want to check in with some W-A-T-P love.
Thank you very much, Erica and thanks for being a member of the channel. One more voicemail.
Hey, real quick, regarding a stubborn John and his whole diploma, degree, whatever, all that garbage about the NYU,
all that shit, no, man.
So I used to actually work in a background screening agency
where what I did was pre-employment screenings.
So I would have to verify people's employment
and their education.
And you know, it was one of the funny things I found out
When the school says you didn't graduate, but you have something a
Lot of times especially if you have like a degree or diploma whatever a lot of times is because
You didn't finish paying off your school. Wow
This is interesting isn't possible the reason why that person who called or emailed the school and they said no We don't have any record of them graduating and also the asterisks on wikipedia
Is it because John never finished paying for NYU?
What's here? Am I I'm not saying that's what John did, you know, I am it could be open here again
I mean, I don't know all I know is what you guys have talked about and to be honest
I mean I can barely understand half of things you say Carl with your fucking snaggle teeth all right, but
I'm saying is that if he has some kind of paperwork
But the school doesn't say and if you go on to so there's this thing called the National Student Clearinghouse
That's where I used to use or I think you have to pay for it
But either way you can or you can just call the school and ask them and they'll tell you, hey, he didn't
graduate, that usually means, even if they went to the class and everything and they
had, and they say they graduated, that usually means, either he didn't actually graduate
and they just let him walk, you know, so those sometimes do that if you're like one or two
credit short or something like that, so let you walk, but you don't you don't take you Gradually or you didn't finish paying off the school
Voice-mailers think they need to explain their point four or five times do I see otherwise we wouldn't understand it
Yeah, so my point car is I don't know if you're
understanding me, it's like I'm a foreigner, they're talking
louder. Yeah. We'll have the number eight on the menu.
Get it. Holy shit, balls.
You know, that does remind me though, and I had never thought
about this ever before, when I was in college, my college
boyfriend, I went to go watch him graduate. He was like a year ahead of me went to watch
him graduate. He walked up on the stage, got his diploma, sat back down, opened it up,
looked at it and screamed, fuck. And I was like, what happened? Like what? And he goes,
I opened up to get my diploma. and in there was a note that said you
haven't paid your parking tickets and you will not get your diploma until you pay your parking tickets.
They're fucking petty about that shit. And so he never graduated. That's over like a hundred bucks.
So he walked and someone shook his hand and handed him that. I want that job.
John someone posted the pilot John made for A-holes that show you and puts a dollar bill on a fishing wire and pulls it for people.
That's a funnier prank right there.
Like, you get all dressed up, your family's there.
I mean, some were like, nope.
Yeah, he literally, in an auditorium of like 150 people people he sat down and screamed fuck when
Let me explain it one more time based on voice
Yeah, okay, that was a great episode. That was really great
Go fuck yourselves have a good week
Ah, Carl. I love you.
Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid.
Bye guys.
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