Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep486 - Tigerbelly with Leslie Jones
Episode Date: January 21, 2024This week we’re checking out Tigerbelly, a show that we’ve reviewed before. However, this time they have one of the worst, most bitter guests to ever appear. Leslie Jones is big, loud, and unfunny.... She’s got a chip on her shoulder and thinks everyone owes her something. Bobby tries to talk some sense into her but I don’t think she learned a thing. Jim Florentine joins us along with Vinnie Paulino to watch a guest so bad she makes Khalyla seem tolerable. After Tookie’s latest banger we check in on the Bonfire who had an extended conversation about Sue Costello and Kevin Brennan’s recent falling out. Will KB finally stop paying guests or does he still need to do it in order to control them? Also, Tom Myers covers the Iowa Caucus, we have a very challenging round of To Poke A Dabbler, and the exciting return of Hannah the review girl (see, I wasn’t lying). Come see us live on March 22nd – http://watplive.com/ https://jimflorentine.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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We have all listened separately. We've not discussed with you beforehand show hosted by Bobby Lee and Cali L'acune and
Their guest was Leslie Jones and that's really what I want to get into here
But before we get into the Leslie Jones stuff
I want to get into here. But before we get into the Leslie Jones stuff,
the beginning of the show,
there's a thing that happens on these West Coast podcasts, comedy podcasts.
You see it on all these shows where they have producers that are off mic somewhere in the room,
and they crack up laughing at the least funny things.
It's like they figured out on the West Coast, they're like,
oh yeah, we're the sitcom people. Let's do a laugh track on the show
to tell people when to laugh.
So here's an example of that.
You usually get Joe?
He'll be coming.
Is he?
Tell him I said hi.
Okay, do you know him?
Bobby Lee gives a look over and they're like,
whoa, pretty good stuff.
Yeah, when Leslie Jones got there,
there was a doorbell sound effects.
Who could that be?
Yeah, that's the Howard Stern move now.
Oh, is it?
Yeah, he's constantly, there's a knock on the door
and then he has to let in the impressionists
to acts like they're Alex Jones or whoever they're doing.
Yeah, I'm not a fan of the laughing in the background.
I mean, it worked, you know, back in the day
with Jackie the Jokeman, he would laugh at his own jokes.
For some reason that worked, you know, but just, yeah, all
these podcasts are doing the same thing as always produces.
It works if you're laughing at something that's funny, then
it makes a little more sense.
Cause I watched these things with Bert Kreischer and some of
these shows where they're not even saying things funny, maybe
they're making a face or something.
People are losing their minds over it.
Your old buddy used to work on that show, losing his mind in the background.
Oh, the human laugh track.
Yes.
But anyway, I was listening to that and I go,
maybe this would enhance my buddy Jim's show.
And I thought I'd show you an example
of how maybe if you had some producers in the room
while you're recording your show.
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Do your best in the comments below real oh and then what they put after how well can a song title and compass your
personality type question mark then they put like a smiley face with like his
hand on his chin like he's thinking this idea oh is that what a question mark means? Like it's a question. Oh, and
then you know, the sentence means, you know, you have to think about it. Oh, well, it's
good that he put that fucking yellow thing there.
I mean, I'm just saying it sounds organic and natural.
Holy shit. I could get signed by podcast one, maybe.
Probably. Yeah.
If I've had that laugh track, I didn't know.
You couldn't even tell it was the exact same laugh
the entire, both, all three times there.
Just a little sweetener, baby.
That's all you need.
That's all you need right there.
All right, and then one more thing I want to point out
before we get into the Leslie Jones,
that's really the main thing I want to talk about in this,
how awful Leslie Jones is as a person,
also as a comic, but as a person mostly.
So, Kalyla and Bobby were dating when they started the show.
And then they broke up and Kalayla dumped Bobby Lee.
And so they have a really weird dynamic ever since then.
And I don't know if this is fake or not.
It's hard to tell.
A lot of these shows, a lot of this stuff
is fake that they're doing.
But this seems like a very unhealthy relationship
between these two.
What are you doing to ask me? This is what I, this is what you do that hurts my feelings and I
just have to get it off my chest. When you're having a particularly difficult week, like I'm on
speed dial, like you are like, help me, you call me six, seven times in like a span of an hour,
you dump all of you like trauma dump on me.
And then you're like, I miss you, I love you,
I can't live without you.
And then you're like, I'm gonna see tomorrow,
you're gonna be around tomorrow,
and then tomorrow comes and crickets.
And you don't even call to say like,
oh, I'm not coming over anymore to see the dogs.
You just, I still don't hear from you.
And it hurts me.
I'm sorry.
Because you're like, we're gonna watch movies together.
I said that?
Yeah.
We didn't watch one?
We didn't.
In your...
I don't know that you should be co-hosting a show with your ex
if there was ever a clip that needed that laugh track.
Yeah.
That was it.
Yeah, no shit, that could have helped a lot. I mean, is that real? Is that an actual conversation they're having? I think
so. I think it is. I thought so too. Yeah. I don't want to be the mark on this show and
be duped by everyone. Yeah. No, Bobby. Look, Bobby's a great guy. I know him. He's a little
crazy so I could see him sending these crazy texts and then next day. I didn't even remember
a sound because he said, do we watch a movie? He's like, no. Yeah, right. He doesn't remember
anything. And then he goes out and he's like, we could have just pretended that we did watch a movie.
Just make it up with your mind.
That we did, that'll be fine.
Yeah, this interaction really made me like Bobby
because he's doing a show and if this is accurate,
if this is real, she just dumped a lot of shit on him.
Oh yeah.
This is like a therapy session level shit
and he just goes into a bit about,
let's pretend we saw a movie together.
It was Phantom Courierous 90.
Yeah.
And he, he tap danced his way out of this shit because they're
having to guest on the show.
Yeah.
Kalayla is not great.
She's the worst.
There's, there's some people on a sub running who think she's not
very good at podcasts.
I've never watched an episode of this before.
Yeah.
I only heard of her through your show, through this show.
And I was not impressed and I was like, God damn, Bobby is working really hard to keep this before. And I only heard of her through your show, through this show. And I was not impressed.
And I was like, God damn, Bobby is working really hard
to keep this funny.
Yeah, so he does a good job of doing that.
Now they bring in Leslie Jones.
And Leslie talks about this a few times throughout the
interview, her brother died.
And she feels really bad about it because her brother was
living with her and she eventually kicked him out.
And she alludes that he was homeless or something.
And then they found him dead in a park or something.
She's very upset about this happening.
This happened many years ago, but she's still upset about it.
And Ka'aila is not reading the room.
Well, this is a very inappropriate time to laugh.
And of course, everyone goes along with Ka'aila, but no one else would have
laughed if she hadn't started this.
Do you remember what year that was?
No, but you were not at S&L yet because it had to be in my getting over my brother years because at that point
I didn't give a fuck about nobody's life
What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? I mean my brother had died
That was the last of my family and I was just like
I'm about to die too. So fuck everybody. All right. Well, Bobby's like, okay. I'm sorry. What do you mean?
Before we all start laughing hysterically
about your brother dying, let me just check in
and see if that was, oh, that's a real thing, okay.
We'll stop laughing.
That was an awkward, yeah, she definitely wasn't paying
attention to what was going on.
Right.
Do you realize how surrounded by shit he is
on the show right at this point?
A little bit.
He's trying to do a comedy show.
He's got his ex sitting there telling him about everything
he's doing wrong.
And then he's got this woman talking about,
I don't give a shit about anything.
I would don't care if I died on his comedy show.
And by the way, Bobby's killing it right now.
Bad Friends is like one of the biggest shows.
They do a million views on every episode,
just on YouTube alone.
So they're killing it.
And Bobby's a draw, he's a get.
And the fact that he's still doing this with Kalayla,
I'm actually a little bit surprised by,
I don't think he needs it.
I think she needs it more than he does.
He's already got a huge show.
Yeah, I mean, his podcast is on my kids radar, who's 12.
He's like, Bobby Lee's really funny, you know him?
Yeah, so that's how popular is, yeah.
It's huge, for sure.
Yeah.
So I guess he's doing this as a favor because again, like he said,
Bobby's a really nice guy.
Kalaia was other show is going down and down and down.
What's her show? The other two women.
I always forget the name of it.
I should know the name of it anyway.
Why would I talk? Anyone here would know that because you listen to
where these podcasts and we covered it a few months ago.
Now, I talk about my buddy, Drew Lane, and he follows the numbers.
He loves looking at numbers because he used to be the other ratings book guy on the radio.
So he loves looking at the numbers.
He's always looking at their numbers.
He's like, Carl, they're down now that their average episode is this many views.
And he used to get this many.
I'm like, all right, that's cool.
I'm glad he keeps track of that stuff for me.
Helps me out a lot.
OK, so they're talking about Bobby's telling the stories.
He's building Leslie up. She comes on. He's
like, I gotta tell the story. I tell it all the time. But I did
this show with you at this Ample Theater. This is like back in
the early 2000s it seems like. And there's 20,000 people there
and Bobby's gonna do stand up but Leslie goes up before him.
And he talks about how he cannot follow Leslie Jones.
So we switched, I switched the lineup.
I don't remember none of it.
I want to go after this person, not Leslie.
Yeah.
And it worked better.
Well, a lot of people started saying that.
Yeah, but I'm just saying you were a beast up there,
you killer.
See, and this is the thing though about that,
it's so crazy because like if I was a man,
it wouldn't be a big deal.
It wouldn't be a big deal. It wouldn't be a big deal.
Like it's just a big deal because I'm a woman.
And that's the thing that drives me insane
is because it's like, I can do the same work,
I can do the same, be in the ditches and shit,
but it's a novelty that I made it, you know what I'm saying?
Take the compliment.
Yeah, exactly.
First of all, it's almost impossible
to follow a sassy black woman.
That's true. That's loud. Yeah, that's a good one. It is. And Bobby knows that. It's a different
energy. It's just screaming up there, and that's what she's doing. So he's like,
we got to switch the order. It has nothing to do with her being a female. Zero.
But that's funny though, because first she goes, a lot of people say they don't want to follow me,
which is a dick thing to say. But then immediately she goes, but yeah, it's just because I'm a
female. I mean, you wouldn't say that to me. It has nothing to do with being a female. If a guy's
hard to follow, he's hard to follow. Right. And that's it. I've never seen someone turn
a compliment into fuck the patriarch. I know. He just tried to, he was just trying to build her
up to start the show. He was seamless. This could have gone such a different direction
this entire interview, but Leslie is so pissed off at everyone. She very
clearly had an agenda going into it. Yes, very clearly. And so- Yeah, you wouldn't expect it
out of a woman is basically what she's saying. Right. If it was a man who- Right, it's almost
like complimenting her was the wrong thing to do. Yeah, exactly. It's the greatest compliment you
could get. Yeah. Like couldn't follow you. Yeah, it's the best thing that anyone could say to you.
I mean, he goes on this whole story about how he's panicking in the back room
He hears all this laughter going and he he's like he doesn't want to go on stage. He's you know
I'm in that top Bobby is I use that way. Yeah, I think it's something that but it's gonna do this whole thing
It's like let's just sit there be like holy shit, you know, I don't remember it that way
But that's incredible. You know, I that was a fun show where we did a bunch of fun. Yeah, Bobby
You're a great comedy. You follow me. All right. You were great, too
Everyone loved you. I you know, I just got the crowd warm up. You know, whatever.
You can just say these things, but I'm glad it's real.
I'm glad that Leslie's showing who she really is.
My trash Tuesdays.
Thank you, Ryan.
I don't know why I could never remember the name of that stupid show.
Leslie's now talking all about female comics
and how they're all doing it wrong and she's doing it right.
But fortunately, they're starting to figure it out now.
We with the women, the women, they're starting to figure it out.
I'm starting to see some that are figuring it out,
but the women are not figuring out
that they don't have to be women on stage.
Like when you walk on stage, we know you a woman.
You got titties ass, you look like a woman.
If you a woman, you a fucking woman.
The irony here is that Leslie does not look anything
like a woman.
So I think it's funny that she's really keying in
on looking like a woman.
I'm not gonna lie to you though,
like what she's actually saying there
is the only thing I agreed with her on
in the entire interview.
You don't think that women should dress nice?
No, what I'm saying is what she's talking about
is how women make all their jokes about being a woman.
Uh.
She does say that and I pulled the clip too,
but I think maybe I pulled a little bit further past.
I mean, we can talk about Chappelle's material and how it's about being black.
I mean, people find their angles and they go.
You just have to have your perspective.
I know, but not every joke has to be that you just have to be funny.
And she's talking to a very specific group of female comics that happen to probably be at open mics.
Well, I think you're off on this.
You could be right.
But only because she follows that up with talking about how to dress specifically and how she used
to dress. I think that she probably brought this up because she, you know, she walked
on stage and people are like, oh my God, God frees here. You know, like, no, I'm not. I'm
a female. Like, I don't know. I just, I feel like women are always like you're fighting
against something that you producing in your head like I put it like this when
I first started performing I used to wear skirts I used to wear heels I used
to dress up I used to do all of that wow but I realized it was it was not
playing against me but it was playing against me because you have to be a real
performer you have to be a real performer
You have to perform for everybody. So when I'm walking on stage and I'm dressed like that
That gives everybody the assumption that I think I'm the shit
Especially in women's eyes when I walk up it's like oh this bitch
Then she cute and then they look at they man and be like oh do my man think she cute
Does my man want to fuck her so that's all going on with the first three minutes
that I'm performing.
Yeah.
Nope.
So she was too hot for the stage.
That was the problem with her high heels.
She has a point.
Back in the day, it was like, if you were a hot girl going
on stage, you would get judged.
The women right off the back go, why is she dressed like that?
There was all this jealousy going on.
And if the boyfriend was laughing at her anal jokes,
she would be so mad, the girlfriend in the crowd
nudging him, oh, you like her,
and it'd be a big fight in the way home.
She's right about that.
But in the last 15 years, it's comedy has changed.
Girls are hot, they're up there in tight outfits
and stuff like that, and no one cares.
That's not anyone's radar anymore.
They're up there plugging their goddamn only fans page.
Exactly.
So it doesn't matter anymore.
So this is 15 years ago, 15, 20 years ago.
So is what's currently happening reverse with Matt Reif?
Is this what's going on right now?
Is the guys are being brought out of the show like,
oh, you think that guy's hot? Oh, you're laughing at that joke?
Oh, okay.
Well, I mean, that happened with Dane,
because when Dane Cook broke, all the girls loved him,
and all the boyfriends got jealous.
Like, I'm funny, and I fucked that guy.
I'm funny and in him.
I just don't, I can't picture in my mind
Leslie Jones doling yourself up to the point where someone's like that's fuckable
That's I just seems like a break from reality for me. If there's no drink minimum at the club it might happen
Yeah, if it's free beers to earn a show
She's reading the room all wrong.
I think it's what's going on here.
No shit.
All right.
So this is what she thinks that women should.
This is the dress code that female comics should have.
That's why I always tell girls, t-shirt, jeans, tennis shoes.
I'm not saying you can't look pretty.
Please do not take that and say that listen,
it's good. I'm saying it's like going to work, like go to work, go to work and
don't concentrate on if you're pretty or not or if you're, I can't, does that make
it, am I making sense? Do you see what I'm saying, Rene? She's not telling Sarah Silverman to stop
talking about her asshole. She's saying, talk about your asshole with jeans and a
t-shirt on, be modest. I think she's saying that, she's not telling Sarah Silverman to stop talking about her asshole. She's saying, talk about your asshole with jeans and a T-shirt on, be modest.
I hate to tell you that.
I think she's saying that
because she's not that hot,
so she's jealous of these young, cute girls going on stage.
It doesn't matter what they wear.
I work at the stand in New York,
Natalie Cuomo's on stage, all these girls, they're cute.
Look at Nikki Glaser, she looks like a fucking model
and doing great jokes.
Males and females go to see her. It's not a problem.
So she's talking 15 years ago.
That might be part of it.
She might be out of it a little bit
as far as what's going on.
Yeah, she hates it.
There's a young hot girl on stage, dress nice.
Looks good.
She's telling them not to do that.
Yeah.
She's obviously doing that.
And by the way, the makeup spent more than four minutes
on it and I'm pissed.
What are you doing?
Look, that's how you build up an audience now.
You got to look good as close for the females, especially the males out there.
The shows you're putting out clips on Instagram of your crowd work and shit.
Like you got to look good.
That's a big part of that.
Yeah.
Presentation counts for a lot.
Right.
So let's go.
Let's go with the low cut tops, ladies.
And, you know, the short shorts, it's fine.
OK, with that. Yeah. Sometimes it's fine. I'm okay with that.
Yeah, sometimes it's warm out.
All right, there's weird advertising in this show
and by weird, I mean, where they insert it.
And it might be difficult
because no one ever really finishes a thought
and then just stops.
So it's just constantly,
they're just going and going and going.
So the advertisement comes in while Bobby is mid-sentence.
Just put themselves out in a certain way, right?
But I think that now...
He looks for your back and you sleep deep, deep.
All right, that's a wha!
They had to shove it in, in the middle of the sentence.
And they were like getting into it.
That came right after the part we were just playing, where they're going back and forth about women, comics, and how the middle of the sentence, and they were like getting into it. That came right after the part we were displaying
where they're going back and forth about women comics
and how they're doing this things.
And all those guys thought that it was just like interrupts them.
Do people normally go on Tiger Belly to be funny?
It is a comedy podcast.
OK, I was curious.
I know it's missing something subtle here.
Well, I think that's why this was suggested to us
is Leslie really came in and just had an agenda.
It was just going to say her thing and do her thing. I think that's why this was suggested to us is Leslie really came in and just had an agenda.
It was just going to say her thing and do her thing.
Because as much as I dislike Kalyla, she's rarely talking on this show.
It's dominated by these two because Bobby and her have a history.
Yep. They did stand up together in the 90s when they were both making a name for themselves.
You won't hear it out of my podcast, because, you know, when I when I say to work,
con seven times, I don't get a lot of advertisers. He probably does. Yeah, right
There's no plot where I gotta put it in the middle of the podcast, you know, you don't call your average
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Guys ready for a billy
He's ready for
Object that you've never seen before like you don't do that with men. Hey, I ready for a man
Y'all ready for you know I'm saying it's just like it's so
You know what I'm saying? It's just like, it's so infuriating.
Shit like that.
When you say, hey, y'all ready for a female,
you are setting the precedence of like,
hey, a bitch about to come up here and talk about dick
or talk about me.
And it was like, so get ready.
You about to hear a bunch of complaining.
No, introduce me as a fucking comic
because I'm gonna whoop your motherfucking ass.
When I get on stage, when people introduce me like that,
I destroy them.
I've been doing comedy over 30 years, never ever did I see an MC go, you guys ready for a woman?
Ready for a female? Never. And the reason they go, you're ready for a male because there's never
a show where there's six females and one male. That's a good point. Because there's way more
male comics that do comedy than females. They might say that about her because you don't know for the
first time. You ready for, I don't know what this is?
Hey guys, we have a female.
Seriously, it's a female.
I'm not even lying.
But to be fair though,
we do live in the world of trigger warning.
So it is nice that they're warning the audience.
Well, right.
That's a good point.
But don't you think she's reading into that
just a little bit?
Yes, I do think that.
Like that's her own hang up.
That's going on in her head that someone who says like,
hey, you guys ready for a female comic coming up?
They're not saying like, so they're gonna be complaining.
You know, they're always nagging us those female comics.
That might have happened like a black club back in the day.
You know, the MC might go,
are you guys ready for a female?
Cause you had three black comics come up in a row, males.
So I get that.
So maybe somebody said that, but you know, get over it.
So what?
She's not over it I introduced Joe
Madarisa at the commerce show I go are you guys ready for this next guy I go he looks he's a
Brad Pitt double he's that good looking and Joe why do you bring that go who cares we're
fucking around the six people in the audience always you know last night after I got off stage
I'll give it up a Vinny that fat fuck right I go he's my friend he's my friend, but you know, whatever. It's funny you say that.
I thank you for the concern.
No problem.
I've been listening to Joe Madarisa's podcast,
which is probably a bad thing for him lately.
He never brings that up.
He has a complaint about the way he used to bring up on stage.
He's the driving nut.
It's not a hang up for him.
I go, it doesn't matter.
Just they're going to look at you.
They know you don't look like Brad Pitt.
Erica Ann, member of Five Months says,
what a great day.
Vinny and Jim love you guys, Love you Erica and did you hear her earlier
when she said that female comics are always battling
against something in her own head?
Oh, did she say that?
She did say that earlier in this interview.
Okay, so she's a little self aware
but not really self aware.
Exactly.
That's why I was.
She knows that this is happening the other way
because she doesn't realize that she's doing it.
Correct.
Herself, that's interesting.
Okay, so now we get into naming names.
And I thought this was interesting.
Yeah.
It was because a lot of men are very,
I don't care.
Your fucking misogynistic motherfuckers
are just very much like, and I used to tell people,
and again, I can't just get ready to throw names and shit out.
I throw names.
But I often used to tell Colin, Colin, I used to tell him a lot. And Colin, guys like Colin, yeah, yeah.
Comics like Colin or not Colin, not just Colin, it's not just Colin.
Who does it? But it's like they treat everybody like their bitches.
So when I say that, like, you treat me like your bitch.
I'm not your bitch, I'm your peer.
So if I text you, you text me back.
I don't, I'm not fucking you.
Like, if I'm texting you about business, you text me back.
She's talking about Colin Quinn.
So I have two options here.
See the Colin Quinn or Colin Joyce.
If it's Colin Quinn,
Colin Quinn doesn't treat her like a bitch.
He treats everybody the same. That's what I was thinking. I'm like,
it can't be Colin Quinn. Because I just knowing what I know about Colin. Yeah, absolutely. He
gets along with everybody. Yeah. He's nice to every comic. He'll sit with them for hours. So could
it be Colin Joes too? I could see being like, I don't really, well, they work together at
National, right? Oh, okay. Yeah, right, right. Yeah. Sorry. He's fucking. What's her name?
Yeah, he might be a little busy
Reply yeah, yeah, I know that tax. That's a scholar. Johansson. Look, I'm gonna give you a blow job
But you know, I haven't given you one a while. He's like wait. I gotta get back to Leslie
That you just thought I gotta I gotta call Leslie back Yeah
Leslie back Hey, you think my tits are getting any bigger hold on I got a leslie jones just text me take some photos of me for the
Next fat penning. I want to make sure this leaks from my iPhone hold on a second. I will but
It was more important things to do right now. Okay, so it is Colin Joseph's not Colin Quinn
I don't know she only says common but that would be my assumption on it
So this whole thing now where she's explaining that people treat her like
she's their bitch and she goes into this a little bit more.
The way I'm reading this and I could be wrong, I don't have Leslie's experience.
But I think the comics bust each other's balls and they kind of treat everyone
like you were just talking about with Joe Maderese.
Yeah.
You guys all bust each other's balls and have fun with it.
They probably do the same thing with Leslie,
assuming she's a comic.
And then she takes that as an insult.
Like, what the fuck, treat me like that?
It's like, I'm just busting your balls.
And you don't have to, sorry, if it's business,
I gotta get back to you right away.
I know.
You know, like when Vinny got and picked me up today
at the hotel, he goes, how's your day going?
I go, it's not over yet.
We're just busting balls.
Like that's weird for a man to ask me how my days go.
Just a little weird.
Would Jim treats me like a bitch?
Fucking asshole.
I'm not your bitch.
Like I used to have to tell my brother that.
I used to be like, I'm not one of your bitches.
I'm not one of your bitches.
You have to really sometimes tell men that like,
hey, we're peers. I'm not your and that like hey, I'm your work. Hey, we're peers
I'm not your hoe. Don't treat me like your hoe. I used to and and but what I treated you always like a killer though
I think you're afraid of her. Oh, yeah
She's twice as size
So if Leslie texts me and says hey, how's the comedy at the call so I might want to do some clubs
Yeah, if I don't get back to her then like a couple minutes. I'm a fucking asshole
Oh, you're treating like my bitches on the side
But the fact that she said that her brother treated her like that too tells me that she's perceiving all of this
This is all in her head every single person treats you in a way that you see as disrespectful and misogynist
Maybe it's you. There's another person. I know who really freaks the fuck out if you don't return their
text message.
Yeah, we were thinking that.
I was thinking that, I didn't want to bring it up, but...
It will get there.
Eight text messages in a row from what I remember you didn't respond to.
So sitting in this chair actually, working out with PTSD.
So it turns out Leslie tells these stories about how she used to borrow money from all
of the comics.
She always needed money for rent and she always needed all this stuff and Bobby Lee was very
generous and gave her money a bunch of times and so did a bunch of other comics and stuff.
And it was odd that she was constantly bumming money from people.
I mean, she's acting like she's being disrespected.
It sounds like they were supporting the hell out of her.
So then she's talking about,
after she made on SNL, she comes back out to LA
and she decides to just start bumping people at the store.
She decides she can just go up there,
hop up on stage, take someone's slot or push them back
and people were annoyed with that.
I used to hang out with everybody.
Everybody's like, oh, well, why are you doing?
It was such a big noise. I mean, to Bill Burr and Neil. Everybody's like, oh well, why are you doing it? It was such a big noise.
I mean, till Bill Burr and Neil Brennan going like,
yeah, she should call.
What the fuck, she should call.
And I'm like, motherfuckers, like,
like it's kind of an advantage that I'm coming through.
I'm like, do you say that to Chris Rock?
Do you say that today?
She's like, no, for real.
Like I'm not saying that I'm those people,
but it's not like some raggedy ass bitch coming through
and doing some bullshit ass jokes.
It was your time.
And I was funny.
What do you know?
Who said that?
The fact that Bill Burr and Neil Brennan bitched about it
tells me you did it wrong.
Listen, yeah, people gotta do spots.
Say everyone's has their time at 9.15 here,
10 o'clock at another club.
She comes in, does 45 minutes, now they miss both spots.
Well, that was the thing.
And I think I want to play this clip
because she's like, everyone's complaining about this thing,
but you know, this is what all the superstars do.
And she used to work at the club before she got famous.
She used to work at the club.
She has the contacts.
She knows how do your veils work.
Hey, I'm available this.
That's all she had to do.
Is even text a guy early in the day to book her,
hey, listen, I want to come in.
Is there a spot for me?
In fact, later in the day.
Instead of just walking in.
I'm sorry, later in the show, Bobby goes,
well, you know what, Leslie, you probably should just
like text the guy and let him know.
She goes, oh, I do that now.
Okay, so you do know that you were in the wrong.
If you've changed your behavior.
So why are we talking about it?
Right, I'm just complaining about it.
After watching an interaction between the two of them,
you cannot convince me that 15 years ago,
before SNL, whenever one of the big time comics
came in and bumped it, she would sit there
and have a fuckin' flip out freak out attitude over it.
Oh, and bitching on it for weeks and months afterwards,
I'm sure.
Exactly, fuck that guy, they came in here,
I had a spot and I missed my spot over there.
And that's kinda why she's doing it,
because it happened to her.
Yes.
And Bobby's going, yeah, but that doesn't make it okay. That person didn't do it to you.
I have the clip of Bobby saying this to her. Yeah, well, let me play this.
Yeah, and that, but that's the thing in LA, you can't get on stage that much in a night. There's
only like two or three clubs in New York. There's nine. Yeah. So you could, you could do six shows.
You could have on train and do a bunch of different shows. So some guy at 9.15, Neil Brennan's doing
a set and then all of a sudden she comes in and it's 1030
She gets off stage. He misses a set. Correct. Yes, and that's what Bobby was trying to explain to her
So it was and then I was always known for doing 20 25 fucking minutes because I can
See that's the other thing too. I mean you were saying 45 minutes. How often when you bump someone
Don't usually go up there try out some new material for seven, 10 minutes? Yeah, yeah. And then they get off.
And you know, if she's saying 20, 25 minutes,
it's 45, 50 minutes.
Right.
It wasn't 20 or 25.
That is so disrespectful.
No, it is.
I've heard of Seinfeld coming into the cellar
and you know, all these crazy people showing up,
they don't do an hour set.
Nope.
Everyone comes in just like 15 minutes.
That used to happen back in the day at the comedy store.
The good call's meant C used to go up for like two hours
and piss everybody off and shit.
The touristy was a dick about it.
Yeah, yeah.
But Chappelle, even when he would come
to the comedy cellar back in the day,
he'd go on at the end of the show.
At one o'clock in the morning,
he'd go on for three hours.
There was nobody else going on, so.
So it was very annoying because it's like,
y'all only doing that because it's me,
or because I'm a female that's fucking can do that shit
and it's fucking annoying. Like Whitney Whitney Cummings is one when
he when he told me she was like you gotta start treating these motherfuckers
like yo yeah like you work with them they're your work employee people they
they're not your friends you gotta fucking really know that these people
fuck them like you know like people going back to Emily like okay I find it
hard to believe that when he comes like you gotta be more of a bitch to people.
Yeah.
Like the last advice I would give to Leslie Jones.
Do you hear how insane this is?
Do not treat me like a bitch, but everybody else is my bitch.
Yes.
So, with Bill Barr, missed his set,
he wanted to work on a new joke.
He missed his set, because Chris Rock came in
did an hour and a half.
He wouldn't be mad, because he's a male comic.
Right, Gordon and Leslie Jones, right.
But when Leslie Jones came in, she's a female misogynist,
of course, because I'm a female,
she's up there hogging the stage time.
And it's crazy too, because she has to do these qualifiers.
And I'm funny. I have funny jokes.
I mean, based on what I've seen, I don't know if that's true.
I've seen a lot of Leslie Jones more than I want to.
I don't know if that's true or not.
Midi, what's your clip of Bobby explaining this to her?
Do you remember what number it is I do actually it is
The part to I don't like this revisited. Okay, just something you might get angry at this. Oh God
People think that I'm always angry no, I am like
I'm passionate you yeah, and we're using hands. Yeah, we use that's a lot. Okay, but I'm passionate. And I'm loud. I'm passionate too.
I'm passionate too.
And I'm going to ask you a question.
And we use hands.
Yeah, we use hands a lot.
Okay.
So I want to say something, okay?
Yes, sir.
So let me just propose a question.
Okay.
But why can't you, just hear me out.
All right.
Why can't you call in and then just hear me out and get a spot and say special guest
because you know Allie doesn't go up as Allie, she has a different name.
But that's what I do now. Oh, you do it now?
That's what I do now.
That's what also, because what happens is,
when you're on a lineup and you're off to the side,
there's a pop-in that you can go in at any of the,
which is fine, that's how pop-ins work,
but it's like sometimes, it just fucks up people's timing
because some people have two shows that night
and they show up, what?
I have a five, five, three, four. They have a 915 show at the store you go up right but then they have to be
at the improv at 945 and it fucks it up so it but I think doing it yeah because
I'm like you're telling me something that I fucking did do you understand I
understand what that is I understand having to show it to laugh at me and
they won't have to come back and having to fucking wait for dain cook or Eddie Griffin
Yeah, yeah, or Dave Chappelle. Yeah, or whoever the fuck comes in there do a spot
So yeah, I know that does that make sense? So it was I don't do hours like they do I know I know do a spot
So you give me a two-minute fucking long clip here
So you give me a two minute fucking long clip here, but I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I must have fucked up the render. I'm sorry.
But it's amazing that that turned into, yes, again, I know what it's like.
I've dealt with it all, but I chose to do it anyway.
She came in gun to blaze in about why is anyone complaining that I'm doing this?
And then she actively changed your behavior.
Why not go and go? Yeah, I know I was being a dick.
I was big time and everyone I thought I was hot shit coming from SNL.
Dude, Hollywood fucking sucks.
No, right, and she was saying it's an honor.
I made it, it's an honor to come back here
and go on the stage.
Why do people give me shit?
A blessing for the club.
Meanwhile, the comedy store sold out every night,
all three rooms constantly.
Well, that's the other thing too.
And I don't know LA that well.
Whenever time I'm out there, I fucking hate it.
But I've watched the documentary and stuff like that.
Like these people were at the time
when the comedy store was going through a rough patch
and they weren't selling a ton of tickets
and it wasn't as good.
And so now they think the club owes them
because they were there working there
when it wasn't one of this now.
That's easily selling out all three rooms every night.
You guys weren't draws, we don't owe you anything.
Well, right, yeah, exactly.
Sorry you weren't David Letterman. as she's talking about how she owes all
these people money, it never occurred to her that she might
pay these people back. So when she wasn't making a lot of
money, she was borrowing all this from all the other comics
and everything like that. And then someone had to explain
to her like, well, now that you have money, maybe you should
pay people back. Well, she was, you know, and she was barring
probably from mostly male misogynist comics.
Right.
We're giving her a thousand bucks at a time if we find out from Bobby.
Right.
But that was the other thing she said too.
She goes, if I needed $1,400 for rent, I'd ask 14 people for a hundred bucks.
Yeah.
And sometimes they would give me 200.
So I'd have a little extra.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
She had it all down, right?
Her grift.
I mean, she had it down.
And she, at one point, she very, very argumentatively says,
when I give people money, I don't expect them to pay me back.
Oh, I know.
Ugh.
I wish that, ugh.
I wish Leslie would call you asking to borrow some money
and you treated them like a telemarketer.
You treated her like a dad.
Yeah, how much you got?
I can give you a thousand, you just wanna meet up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's meet up, buddy. I'll give you 1400, I'll give you a thousand which one now yeah, let's meet up I'll give you 1400 I'll give you 2800 two months, right? Yeah, could you beat me?
I don't know in the next hour or so and Manhattan. No
This is her paying it back. So one day I was like, you know, just you know and then Lenny was like hey, yo
Did you pay them people back that you borrowed money from and I was like, holy shit
You know how you just don't you you borrowed money from and I was like, holy shit
You know how you just don't you know how you I swear. I was like less like yeah
It's no pay it for a bitch pay it back You know I'm saying you can pay it for it but pay it back and I swear
It I swear it was more of like I wasn't trying to disrespect nobody or not paying back
It was more of like oh shit.'t trying to disrespect nobody or not paying back. It was more of like, oh shit,
I need to pay these people back.
I didn't even fucking think that I owe people money.
Sounds like you don't give a shit about people.
Correct.
When you borrow money and then you make it
and you forgot to pay them back and Lenny has to go,
hey, did you pay them back?
Oh shit, yeah, fuck.
I forgot about that.
How do you forget about that?
How do you forget about that?
People that helped you pay your rent.
No shit.
It's easy to forget about that. When you're collecting about people that helped you. Yeah. Pay your rent. No shit. It's easy to forget about that when you're collecting network royalties and a paycheck every
week and you're living in another state now. I looked it up. Do you guys know how much people
with cast members on SNL make? I'm guessing at least 200,000. Probably 350,000. Okay. It's between
15 and 25,000 an episode. Okay. Now, how many weeks they go? I'm not sure. I didn't look that part
up. 20 something for their season, I think. Yeah, it's probably so. Now, how many weeks they go? I'm not sure. I didn't look that part up.
20 something for their season, I think.
Yeah, it's probably so.
Yeah, so it's probably in that range, 350, something like that.
I mean, New York's expensive, expensive place to live.
They had a party a lot, obviously.
But I could imagine she could take some of that money
and pay people back.
We're talking about $1,400 at one point for somebody.
Yeah.
She talks about how she went to Bobby four times for money
Yes, the fourth time he goes listen
I don't have money to give you right and she acted like it was a big lesson that she finally learned
Yeah, I know she was taking for that give it to me because I realized that I could get that money without relying on you
And Bobby was why just didn't have it at the time of those I want to give it to you made me broke
All right, so. All right.
So, yeah, I think that kind of makes her a bad person,
the fact that she didn't even think to pay people back.
So then Bobby admits, I'm going to play that clip,
Bobby admits that he was actively annoyed
that she would go and bump people at the store
and stuff like that, because he's there working stuff out too.
So then she's talking about her relationship
with the comedy store and why she feels entitled
to do that sort of thing. The comedy store is a hard place. If I can tell you, for me comedy store was like,
oh, like a home base. When my brother died, oh my god, it was where I went, I ate there,
I slept, I fucked there, I slept, I fucked there. I fucked, a couple of times.
I fucked.
I'm.
Yeah.
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Oh shit.
She fucked with the comedy star.
What did she fuck though?
Does anyone know what she's fucking?
I don't know what she meant by this.
She went into some type of like she was using that as an example.
I don't know what she meant.
Well, I think that she means the store owes her because she spent so much time there before she was using that as an example. I don't know what she meant. Well, I think that she means the store owes her
because she spent so much time there before she was.
We had to read it. We had to re-upholster things.
Because of you.
You've got us.
She's a liability.
Oh, can you imagine if she's a squirter?
Oh, fuck it.
Jesus.
That's cool, bro.
Oh, it's cool.
We're down to two rooms for the weekend.
Two rooms.
Bobby just slipped it out his way to the stage.
This is funniest set ever.
All right, so this is more of Leslie loving to tell people to get fucked.
Oh, when I say that it's the funnest thing to be like, get the fuck out my face.
Oh, do you know how many people that I've done that to Bobby?
Like this been like, why are you talking to me?
Can you teach me how to do that?'ve done that to Bobby, like this been like, why are you talking to me?
Can you teach me how to do that?
It's not teaching.
It's like, just go ahead.
I throw one point of view.
I don't want to get a fight with you.
I love the Koala needs lessons
on how to be an asshole to people.
Like, no, I think you got it.
I think it'll be.
I also love how Bobby has to at the start
of every question go, I'm not trying to make you mad.
Oh yeah.
He is terrified of her.
Terrified.
And it's not because she's a woman.
It's because she's enormous. By the way, Missy B says, I'd rather hear about Stuttering John's shower routine than this beast raping a man.
Sorry about that. Can we talk about his hemorrhoids, Samora?
Yeah, I'm sorry about that. I had to listen to this. I made all of you listen to it. I
apologize. I put that image in your head. All right, back to this
clip about how she loves
telling people to fuck off and Kaila being the boss woman
she is, is like, oh yeah, I want to know how to do that.
Can you teach me how to do that?
It's not teaching.
Fuck.
I throw one point of view.
I don't want to get in a fight with you.
I know.
I don't want to get in a fight with you,
but I think I'm going to screw into the forest
to see what happens.
OK.
All right, so I have my flashlight,
I've got my axe, let me go in there, right?
Okay, can I put these things?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, but, but, but, but, but,
before one makes it,
there's so many comics in LA, right?
And it's like, they can't open their hearts to everybody.
Yeah, so that whole point, I should've set that up better,
is Leslie's going, now that I made it,
I love to come back and shove it in people's faces
who didn't believe in me,
or didn't go out of their way to help me out
when I was still an up and comer.
And Bobby's like, I was an up and comer too,
and you can't be nice to every fucking comic
who hasn't made it yet, there's a lot of us.
Carl, that clip to me was insane.
Yes.
Because she was talked about everybody,
like she sees these people that did her dirty.
Yep. She'll just confront them.
Yeah.
Tear them apart.
Like she sounds like the most bitter person ever
and she's kind of successful.
Right.
Well the thing is like you know when you first start
you're going to get treated like shit until you had a head
liner and you could sell tickets and everyone's going to
that's just the way it is.
Yeah.
So then you're going to go back you know I mean there's a
couple people could probably wrong do you go fuck that I'll
never work at that club again or whatever. But even like in Rochester here when Mark had that other club
Before he opened this one, he wouldn't use me there. So I'd go to this other like hotel and do comedy there
I didn't hold either. Yeah, I didn't but I didn't hold it against Mark. Sure
I didn't go fuck that guy. He didn't use me then. He's like, hey come on over my club. Okay, fine
Yeah, but she's so I mean, yeah, if she wasn't funny enough, how was she supposed to be treated?
Well, that is what she's not good if she's not good how she's supposed to be treated
So you're gonna you're supposed to go out in the main room in the middle of the show on a Saturday night
Yeah, and then she goes on to explain how respectful she was to everyone when she was on her way up
There's no fucking way just based on what I'm seeing you didn't pay anyone back. There's respect right there
I'm being respectful to people. There's no fucking way. So I'm not surprised people treated
you like shit because you're kind of an asshole. How many agents do you go, hey man, you meet with
them. All right, look, you're not ready. So I can't really sign you. There's no room in the
rock. Are you going to hold that against them forever? You weren't ready. Yeah. And it's funny
you say that because that was one of the examples that Bobby brings up where he went to go meet with
an agent who said, Bobby, you're never going to, I'm sorry, you're never going to make it this business.
There's no roles for people like you.
You're kind of weird. It's not going to happen.
And then eight years later, he's on mad TV and he sees this agent
and he's like, I didn't say anything to him. Like I won.
So I didn't say anything.
Let's just like, I would have fucking ran over there and smashed his face.
I don't know. You win. You made it.
You have to watch this clip.
I'm begging you. Yeah. What do you got?
She starts grunting angrily when he's explaining that.
Yes, yes, okay.
Hold on.
I didn't pull that one, so what do you got?
So, Bobby has good perspective on that situation, clip number eight.
Okay.
This is him explaining how he dealt with this guy.
He hugged him and said even though he didn't sign him, Bobby did a favor to a guy who was
his client.
Right. And his client got something because Bobby did it and he congratulated him on his client.
And as soon as I realized who it was, I know at that point I won.
I don't have to say anything or do anything.
Watch her reaction.
And I looked at the guy and he was like, hello?
And I hugged him and I go hey dude congratulations on you're mean okay
If she's behind a fence, I'm not opening the door now making that face
That is scary right by this she has a different perspective and she would have done it differently
Can you have my clip nine of course you would have I respect?
That's all I respect you
How you handled it.
What would you have done?
Dropkick that motherfucker.
As soon as I even realized his presence, I'd have been like,
oh, motherfucker, you like Chinese people now?
You like us now, bitch.
Now you like us, bitch.
I don't know if that's a joke or not Bobby's career, but I know
Enjoy my enjoy my homeboy
Yeah, I don't think she's trying to be funny here
Well, I mean, you know be loud and then if you talk really loud, it's funny no matter what even though
You're not really saying funny things.
Yeah, it does sometimes.
That seems how that works.
Pretty formula.
Joking or not, I believe her.
Oh no, I believe her for sure, that dude.
Because everything she's saying,
that's what she's saying she would have done.
And Bobby, I don't know how you respond that way
after Bobby goes, listen, you know, I did this thing.
The guy said I wasn't gonna make it.
I did anyway.
I won.
Like, yeah, that's it.
That's all there is to it.
You don't have to.
Life can be super simple and great.
Right, doesn't have to be more come up after that
just to show the guy that he was wrong about that.
So Leslie, now this is a good segue into her talking
about agents and managers, how she feels about them.
Like this, let me tell you, this business as a whole
needs just a fucking rehaul of where agents
and managers have the power that they have.
They don't actually have no fucking power.
They're fucking high paid receptionists.
And I'm sorry, you don't get the job, you get the job.
They, you get the job and they have to go through them
to get to you.
And they're receptionists.
And I'm not, listen, I'll let,
no, I let my agents and my managers know I don't work for you
You work yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Does that make sense? You notice how she said her agents and her managers
She's gone through a lot of oh, yeah
Yeah, I have a feeling I haven't feel she's got through a lot of fires and Bobby even says when he met with that agent
All those years ago before mad TV's like yeah, so I talked to my manager about getting an agent
I still work with that manager today
So Bobby's one of these guys who. I still work with that manager today.
So Bobby's one of these guys who's loyal,
still work with the same people.
Leslie's just the opposite.
It's amazing.
Like it's a very selfish mentality.
Cause a lot of the time when you have an agent
or a manager, it's like a teamwork thing.
Cause you know, everybody makes money.
You're all working together.
If you're with somebody good.
But the other part of it is for her,
she's a fucking idiot.
She didn't have a pot to fucking piss in right
She gets SNL. She gets signed those people negotiate for her
Correct those people got her fucking ghostbusters those people got her this stuff and she treats them like shit
I forgot she was it's just like you know a sports player
They all have agents because they don't want to deal with the the ownership right, you know
So let the agent deal with it.
You pay him 10% agent be the asshole.
Right.
Let the agent be the asshole.
And then if they're saying bad stuff about you, the agent's not going to
tell you he's not worth it or whatever.
You don't want to hear that.
If you deal with direct, you know, so that's what that's what that's why.
And it's a tax write off to 10%.
So you write it off on your taxes, you paid an agent.
It's worth it.
Well, you probably make more than that.
The 10% you have to pay them based on
their negotiation.
That's because they'll always get you more.
The comedy clubs always want to go right to the comedian, send the agent
because they know to get them cheaper.
Yep.
So that's what they always do.
So for her, she's got a name, let the agent negotiate a lot stuff.
I'll put you in first class.
You have the wrong attitude about everything this business does.
Yeah, you could bring three friends.
I got four first class tickets.
You're going to stay in a five star hotel.
Let them deal with that.
So a drunk engineer says, hey, Missy B,
can we get Anthony on here for a second
to share his thoughts on Leslie and Missy B says,
I think we all know.
I think that, I think close to that.
She's a wonderful person.
All right.
So now we get into Leslie smelling her own farts
and boy, does Leslie like smelling her own farts.
You could smell them from here.
She thinks she is amazing.
People don't understand that that is not something you can't copy.
So many people have tried to copy what I do.
They try to do the come, you can't accommodate because you don't know where it's coming from.
It's coming from a real place.
It's coming from a place of real passion.
People try to copy Leslie Jones.
There was probably, if I had to guess,
30 sassy black women that went on stage and told jokes before her. Right. I don't know what they're
copying. So she's copying that girl. What's going on here? I'm not sure what she's talking about
there, but she's very full of herself. She's like, I'm one of a kind. This all comes from a real
place. No one else can copy this. And this is what I was talking about before, when she says she came back to LA
and she's doing the club a favor by showing up
and bumping the comics we were scheduled to be on.
And that's what I'm saying, Bobby.
So when I came back, Comedy Store was my home.
So I didn't think it was a problem with me
coming to do spots,
cause it's like, hey, one of our own made it
and she's coming back and blessing the fucking club. Because when I do spots, it's like, hey, one of our own made it. And she's coming back and blessing the fucking club.
Because when I do spots, it's like Leslie Jones was there.
She said it for all of us, blessing the fucking club.
She squirted all over the room.
None of that, let's say.
The janitors like, ah, fuck.
I was like, back it down.
Is there still police tape around the place I fucked?
They still haven't got still toxic.
Still crime scene.
You can't get the cats to stop coming in.
We ran out of shock trying to draw the outline.
Tiffini, what did I miss?
You pulled a bunch of clips out of here.
You didn't want to play.
You did a really good job on the stuff that I wanted to hit.
Every now and again, I do a good job on here.
You're the best.
I'm happy to be back.
Yeah, what are you saying by that? And That means that he doesn't do a good job.
Yeah, I know what he's talking about.
Right?
He seemed surprised.
He seemed surprised by that.
You actually did pull the right clubs, Carl.
Yeah, no shit.
That's my job, asshole.
You know, there's only one more clip I'll play.
It's my number six, and it was just, I was watching this,
and it struck me, and I was like, huh,
I wonder if she might be bitter.
Oh, you would not believe the audacity of this business
of some of the people that have walked up to me
that have done real dirt shit.
And, oh, I am, oh, when I say that it's the funnest thing
to be like, get the fuck out my face.
Oh, do you know how many people that I've done that to?
Why be like, this been like, why are you talking to me?
Can you teach me how to do that?
Yeah, we kind of hit that part.
But that blew my fucking mind when I heard that.
I was like, you just enjoy the horrible way to live your life.
Frightation. Right.
It's funny because they always talk about like, be careful
who you treat like shit on your way up, because you see them again on the way down.
This woman is just like, I'm going to treat people like shit both ways.
I don't give a fuck. Let's go. It just seems like the right way to go about life.
Yeah.
I really didn't know much about Leslie Jones.
Yeah.
I didn't know much about Kalilah and I left.
Well, I know you loved this, the Ghostbusters movie.
I remember you were ranting and raving about it.
It was so good.
It was so good.
It was a female Ghostbusters.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, that's, I got it on DVD.
Oh, good.
Did you bring it? No, I didn't bring it. Because you were going to watch football, but I'd rather watch that. I didn't even open it's, I got it on DVD. Oh, good. Did you bring it?
No, I didn't bring it.
You were going to watch football, but I'd rather watch that.
I didn't even open it because I know it's a collector's item.
You want to get a signed one?
Yeah. If I ever get it signed, I don't know if I should open the plastic because it's
going to be worth less, but if I run a lessee, I'm going to have her sign it.
What you got to do is you got to open it up and pull out the sleeve and get them to
sign that and put it back under the plastic.
But, Carl, I have a copy in the car.
So.
All right, very good.
I'm excited.
I'm excited for that.
All right, I think we need a pallet cleanser.
Leslie Jones is a little bit annoying.
So let's do something to have a little bit of fun.
Obviously, the big talk of the devil verse
for the last couple of weeks has been Kate Meanie,
Kevin Meanie's daughter, 24 year old,
anal queen and she inspired Tuki. The nice thing about someone like Kate Meanie, Kevin Meanie's daughter, 24 year old anal queen, and she inspired Tuki.
The nice thing about someone like Kate Meanie is she has no talent on her own and she's
not interested in any way, but she brings out the talent of the others in the dabble
verse and Tuki has a fantastic song that he put together.
Hey look at, he's in my basement singing it.
That's pretty cool.
This isn't live. It's pre-recorded.
Go out with Chad and disappoint your dad when someone googles your life.
Oh, they'll see that girl.
Kate Maynay, she is an anal queen.
Doesn't want grandma to know!
She likes to do it when the duty flows!
There they play with her ass, yeah!
That's her thing!
Looking for her anal king!
Maybe the Dabbler could be that guy.
A cheap bass ring light's all he has to.
Bye!
Maybe some rock candy, small cox or dandy.
So take off your pants.
And when you get the chance Google the anal queen
K-Meanie her butt craves a weenie
Anal queen bring those drinks out to table three, oh yeah
Go out with Chad and disappoint your dad
When someone Googles your life
Oh, they'll see that girl
Kate Maynay, she is a mega anal queen
Haka haka mega anal queen. Ha, ha, ha.
Great job to get.
So going.
No talent and the bills.
All right. You can check that out.
It'd be tabbler's channel there on YouTube to see the rest of that.
Poor Tuki picked a bad key for himself.
Yeah.
Started to get a little rough.
Maybe a step lower would have helped me, whatever.
So wait, what's the deal?
So she admitted that she's done anal.
So what happened was she went on with Keanu,
and maybe Gino too, but I know it's Keanu's show,
and she talked about doing anal.
And then a month or two months went by and I think her mom
saw it or someone in her family saw it. So she goes, can you please take that episode down?
And by asking to take it down, it brought a lot of attention to it because no one was talking about
Kate Meadie. Yeah, it's not a good move to ask to take it down. I mean, your mom saw it already.
Yeah, right. What's the point? So then it turned into like the Streisand effect where that all
anyone talks about with Kate
Media is how she likes anal, which is the one thing she didn't want people talking about.
Yeah, true. Yeah. I mean, but you know, probably, look, there's 10 comics on stage,
female comics, and a 10 of them, eight of them go, yeah, I had anal once, I didn't really like it.
So every girl admits to having anal. It's not that big of a deal.
Yeah, but their parents probably aren't at the show though.
No, but it's they put those clips out on Instagram.
That's true, yes.
You know, yeah, I tried anal once, I didn't really like't at the show, though. No, but it's they put those clips out on Instagram. That's true. Yeah.
You know, yeah, I tried Aina once.
I didn't really like it, whatever the whatever the bit is.
I mean, I don't know what she's so upset.
Her dad admitted it. Jesus Christ.
Yeah, I know. No shit.
Like, father, like daughter.
To me, she's a good sport by admitting it.
Yeah, I would know. No shit.
That's the whole thing is that she could have made this a win for her
instead of what this has turned into.
Oh, I thought Jim was saying anyone who takes it up the ass is a good sport.
Yeah.
I was wrong.
Yeah.
No, that's exactly what I was saying.
Oh, okay.
All right.
All right.
All right.
The other thing I wanted to talk about here.
You're a good egg, Chris.
Yeah.
Actually, Cardiff Electric turned me on to this.
So the bonfires.
Now, Big J.
O'Kersen and Robert Kelly.
Robert Kelly took over for Dan Soder on that show on Series XM.
And we know that Big J pays attention
to the dabble verse to some degree.
He's brought it up on...
I know that for a fact.
Please, who's got this?
Oh, you've talked to him.
Okay, great.
So they bring up, him and Robert Kelly
are talking about how Shannon Sharp
made almost a million dollars
on that Cat Williams interview.
It's over $900,000 just in YouTube revenue.
Yeah, he said like 54 million views.
It's crazy.
And then he puts out clips and he's got,
so there's just tens of millions of views, like you said.
So he's making all this money from that.
And so that triggers in their head, they're just like,
oh, did you see that thing with Sue Castello
wanting to get paid by Kevin Brennan if we're going on MLC?
So this is the beginning of that conversation.
And then we'll talk about what they're saying, what they're talking about.
And then she costella Kevin Brennan at the same time.
I was just going to say the same thing.
Do whatever we should.
It's so fun.
We're going to talk about where we throw our hat in the ring.
And I mean, it's no hat in the ring.
It was just a funny thing to see.
We can mention it.
It's a fun.
Go looking up everybody. Kevin Brennan's MLCc podcast had Sue Costello a few days ago and Sue Costello
likes to yell at her issues on the internet and
she sent a
What is that a Venmo request? I want fucking a hundred and twelve dollars
Comedy I fucking gave dollars for the fucking comedy.
I fucking gave you on the ear, you clock fuck.
The request said for two and a half hours
of being hilarious.
Yeah, I'll do all Sukhasah.
Sukhasah, where's her stuff?
I'll read her stuff.
Yeah, go ahead.
This is essentially the club owner telling me
I won't get paid after he already performed
unless I take my shirt off.
Might even be illegal.
And this idiot put it on the fucking social media.
Okay, so Succasello was a guest on MLC
and then she sent a Venmo request to Kevin Brennan.
This is all behind the scenes stuff.
Certainly.
Kevin decided to post the Venmo request on his Twitter.
So he makes this public by putting this up on his Twitter.
And he says, not until you give us the name, that's the deal.
Now, what he's talking about is on that show,
she had mentioned some type of harassment,
something that happened when she was working for CBS.
And she would not give out the name.
Apparently it's someone famous. And she would not give out the name. Apparently it's someone famous.
And she wouldn't give out the name.
So that was kind of the running gag on that episode of MLC.
All the people with the super chats
were trying to guess who it was.
And so Sue seen all this money coming in through super chats
and saying, hey, how about you give me 125 bucks?
Remember, this is all over $125.
And so just as you heard Bobby read
it as Sue impression voice there, she screen
grabs Kevin's tweet that says, not until you give us the name, that's the deal with the
photo of the Venmo request. And she writes, this is essentially a club owner telling me
I won't get paid after I already performed. And unless I take my shirt off, might even
be illegal. And this idiot put it up on social media. So let's get their take on it.
I have my own thoughts on this,
but are you familiar with this, Jim?
Did you know about this?
No, I didn't notice, but I'm-
You know all the players?
Yeah, I know all the players, yes.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know how well you know Sue.
Yeah, I know Sue.
I haven't seen her in a while, but yeah, I mean, look,
you know, this obviously when you do these podcasts,
sometimes they'll pay you, sometimes they won't.
There's no contract saying,
You're getting this much amount of money.
I don't know Sue, is she completely stupid
because why does she write two half hours?
Just say one hour.
Oh no, no, no, two and a half hours is what it means.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's what she meant.
Okay, turns out I'm stupid.
Yeah, yeah, that's what she writes on her request is,
she requests $120 for MLC on the 15th,
two and a half hours of hilariousness,
plus all that dough you made from super chats guessing my guy
All right, so that's why she's asking for this money now. I know Kevin a little bit
I've been on a show a couple of times. I know that if you send something like this to Kevin it might go sideways
Oh, yeah
Wait before you take it off the screen. Let me screen grab that cuz I'm gonna send that text to you later
My Venmo I want my 125 for my fucking...
Do you see any fucking superchants coming in at my fucking?
Yeah, from my two and a half hours of hilarity.
All right, so let's get some context on who Sue Castello is
from the boys on The Bonfire.
If you want to acclaim the fame, there was once a family guy bit
where they went through the names of people
or TV shows that Fox had canceled over the years.
And Castello was one of those names.
And I heard from Colin Quinn, fucking amazing.
Costello?
Costello the show.
Funny.
Colin Quinn, you know, Quinn, he said it was fucking amazing.
Should have never been canceled.
Wait, what are you pointing?
All right, so, barely she had a TV show.
She did, I remember back in the day.
On Fox, they got canceled.
You know what they did with her,
and they kind of put her in a bad spot.
You know, when you're watching football,
remember those corny sitcoms?
They showed a promos, and they'd always dance in them.
Because some member, they'd say,
oh, people are dancing, it's got to be funny.
So they always had her dancing in between the promos
watching a football game.
And every guy watching football lose,
and his team's losing, he's got money on the game,
it's not going to go, all right, I got to watch that on Tuesday.
You know what, this dance lady seems charming.
Yeah, I haven't seen Ellen DeGeneres in a while.
I didn't see more people dancing at a TV.
I need some dance.
And every promo is her dance.
And I remember I felt bad for it
because I was like, the show could be funny,
but no guy doing a football game's got,
I'm tuning in on Tuesday.
Right.
That's a good point.
Whenever they do those promos,
because a lot of these networks lose money on the NFL.
The NFL charges them so much money for the rights of the games,
but they use it to promote.
There's so many eyeballs on it.
Tens of millions of viewers for every game that they use it to promote
the other shows they have, but it's rarely the right target audience.
And even the announcers can't even free themselves to read the promo.
Well, this Tuesday, Sue Costello is up to some crazy antics.
So check that out at the APM.
Sue's going on a date.
This Thursday at five. I was like, yeah, we'll be tuned in for that, right? up to some crazy antics. So check that out of the APM. She's going on a date this Thursday.
It's like, yeah, we'll be tuned in for that. Right.
All right. Anyway, third and seven.
No, they do like they'd show a lot of those clips on that big bang theory,
which if you're not like nerdy, you're not going to find that shit funny.
No football fan.
So the football in the middle of a game, there's two minutes left.
It's tied up.
They go for the division title on the show and that fuck it does nerd
jokes that just fall flat.
Josh Allen just fumbled for the third time.
You gotta fucking watch these assholes talking about Star Trek.
I'm fucking murdering these idiots.
All right.
So this is now I'm discussing the bad mo request.
Yeah.
It says Sue Costello requests $125 for MLC 1524, two and a half hours of hilariousness, plus all
that dough you made from super chats.
And she spells Boston in Boston, like she writes super.
Yeah, she writes her stuff in Boston.
I know, dude.
Her writing is blotchy.
Her writing is freckled and blotchy.
Yeah, apparently she went on the show and she saw the super chats coming in because
he makes, Kevin makes money on super chats.
So, and this is the thing, and they're going to get into this.
As far as being a guest on podcasts, typically you don't get paid.
Now, Kevin famously pays the guest that he has on there because as we've been documenting
recently, he likes to try to control people telling Ray DeVito he can't do my show or else I'm not going to give you $150 next time you do MLC if you do
Carl's show. So he uses that as a controlling device which is weird especially the dollar
month we're talking about $125 is what Sue Watts for two and a half hours of work she had a sit-car
on Fox. That's not. Yeah, I mean I still think she lives in an apartment in New York City.
So what that $125.
It's not going to make a break.
Maybe she goes to 14 comics against $100.
If she does 14 podcasts.
That's hilarious.
All right.
So they're going to talk about what Kevin's looking for.
So at the end, she's like, pay me, motherfucker. And me motherfucker and he was like well you gotta tell me who did what to you
You know me because apparently somebody big at CBS is what I'm getting had done something to her
And she's in the middle of something trying to take these people down who fucked her over the years in the industry
Fuck you pay me. Okay, so I like the instincts here,
because this is what I start thinking,
especially with a guy like Kevin Brennan
who always needs controversy and drama
to keep people viewing the show and interested
in what he's gonna say next.
I don't wanna be a mark and a simpleton.
I don't wanna be a mark either.
But I feel like I'm a mark sometimes because I'm going like Sue Castell is losing her mind
She's these things aren't like like funny things. She's always again some kind of crazy like everyone thinks they could fuck with me
You're not gonna fuck but and Kevin Brennan is always that stuff too and
Is it?
Oh, thank this does like Kevin Brennan tell Sue Castile, like if you fucking start shit with me.
You think it's two heels going at it?
Yeah, if everyone's like, we could do it and people will be talking about it and it sells tickets.
You know, it's like, sure.
Like she would, like she probably said, hey, Kevin, do I get paid for that thing?
He's like, let's make it a thing.
You know what I mean?
Like, let's make it a thing online.
Let's make it a sexual harassment lawsuit.
Let's make it a sexual harassment lawsuit. Let's make it a sexual harassment lawsuit.
Yeah, that sounds like a good plan.
Yeah.
I was like, I don't know if I would have gotten this way
with it if it had worked out ahead of time.
But I don't know, what do you think about that?
Is that a possibility?
No, no.
You don't think so?
No, it is Kevin's not going, hey, let's do this.
He just, you know, he just reacts to whatever is going on.
You're on his good side or you're on his bad side.
And but he's not, yeah, he might plan it out like,
hey, if I give this money, they'll stay on my show.
But he's not telling Sue, hey, let's do this.
Right, let's do this thing.
It sounds like he tried to start an angle there
where he was like, I'm not giving you the money
till you tell me the name.
Like he's trying to do something.
Well, that makes it fun for Twitter.
Yeah. Right?
Because then it gets people, oh yeah, come on, Sue.
You gotta tell us a thing.
And I can get something going with that.
But yeah, I take your shirt off.
Ha ha ha.
Let's see that, did Sue?
But I don't think, I agree.
I don't think this was planned out
between the two of them ahead of time.
The reason why I'm skeptical these days,
especially though, is because Tuki brought up
that Chad reached out to him and wanted to do this whole thing
where they were gonna join forces
Then have a following out so there are some people this devil verse who try to set up fake bullshit
So you have to be wary of these types of things, but I thought this was a great observation
She makes a crazy correlation. There you go
She makes a crazy correlation unless I take my shirt off
Unless I take my shirt off they won't get my shirt off, they won't get before.
And that's elite.
Like she's saying almost like she's right.
It is illegal to say you won't be paid if you're working.
Let's take your shirt off.
Yeah. That's not even might be illegal.
Quote unquote. She said that's very illegal.
I don't know if he didn't promise her money.
Yeah, that's a crazy correlation.
She goes immediately to, oh, you're
asking for a sexual favor in order to get paid.
It's like, no, this is very different than that.
So Sue jumps to this conclusion of it's like,
asking me to show my tits, which is illegal,
and you did it on the internet.
Therefore, this is a crime.
Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is all wrong.
It's a real, it is a weird correlation,
but I have to wonder what her intention was in posting it that way. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and her circles aren't watching MLC podcasts, I imagine. So like her putting that out there is really trying
to fuck with Kevin pretty hard, I would say.
Well, she's responding to Kevin.
I understand what I'm saying.
Posting something that she did not want people to see.
Right.
The Venmo request is a little odd.
What did he say in that?
I can't read that.
Kevin said at the top of that tweet.
Let me get back to this, because he says,
not until you give us the name, that's the deal.
OK.
So she said someone harassed her,
and he's like, who's the name that she wouldn't give it. Correct. OK. Yeah, that's just Kevin being a dick, that's the deal. Okay. So she said someone harassed her and he's like,
who's the name that you wouldn't give it?
Correct.
Okay. Yeah. That's just Kevin being a dick.
That's being Kevin being Kevin.
Of course. Of course.
That's all it is.
And I should say this because I watched MLC the next day
and Kevin goes, I paid the money, you know?
Yeah. Yeah.
It's, it's, it's a thing that's dragging out or something like that.
And Kevin, do his credit.
He's paid me a couple of times when I've gone on his show
and he doesn't immediately, he doesn't see that money until the 20th or the 21st of the next
month.
That's the thing about YouTube is that the YouTubers don't see that
super chat money for a very long time and they get a percentage of it too.
So when you're on the show and you're watching all this money coming in,
you're like, Jesus, this guy's getting rich.
Well, not really.
In fact, and then also to cut the YouTube takes and you were saying with Apple
products, takes a large percentage. If someone's on their iPhone or iPad, giving money.
It's crazy how all of this works.
It's a much smaller number than you'd expect when you're watching the
super chats coming through.
So they're talking about that on Bonfire here.
If he promised, if he said, like, come on the show and we pay this much money,
then it is what it is.
If he just says, come on, do the podcast
and there's no like money agreement,
it's you're coming, I don't think I'm getting paid for.
Kevin Hart's.
I didn't get paid for Kevin Hart's.
I wouldn't be paid for, I mean,
no Soder gave me $3,000 for doing his,
but he said he's given that pretty much standard.
What?
And so that's a joke because they both done Soder's new channel.
So he wanted to like give, I mean I was going to call Dan right now.
Yeah, I'm around this week if you need me.
It is funny that you threw out three thousand because it is the number
that Kevin paid Stuttering John to come back to the Internet.
That's right.
So it's interesting that he threw out that number as a three thousand.
That was when a long wait, isn't it?
I mean, it didn't work out great for Kevin, but it's worked out great for the rest of us.
Yeah.
That's for sure.
So all right, so they're mentioned there.
Was there an agreement ahead of time
that she was going to get paid $125?
And the answer is not really.
She asked Kevin to come on the show.
This wasn't a thing where Kevin was just like,
Sue, can you come on the show?
She's like, well, I mean, it's two hours.
You know, it's in it for me. It was her, can you come on the show? She's like, well, I mean, it's two hours, you know, what it's in it for me.
It was her asking him to go on the show
and then demanding money immediately afterwards.
And she's been on the show before,
she's been paid before, so she expected it.
But I understand why Kevin posted that.
I get why he wanted to humiliate her a little bit
for doing that, it's a little weird.
I don't expect anything from anybody's podcast.
If I do your podcast, I'm-
I assume I'm just doing it as a promotion. Most of it's also. It's like it's promotion for yourself
Motion for me and for you if I'm bringing you a little heat and you're giving me a lot of it's great
Yeah, but I guess she saw the money rolling in on the super chat
And she was like give me some of that fuckface. I just work for you for two hours. So this
Tweet exchange goes on it gets cra. And so I'm gonna show you how she responded after this.
She wrote, what Kevin Brennan is trying to do
is to degrade me.
It will never work.
It hasn't with anyone thus far.
It sure as shit won't be him and his $125
that will break me.
Love, boss tello.
All right.
But I don't know if he's wrong in this argument at all.
I don't seem like he's wrong at all.
I think he's joking like pay me some, I'll give you some money if you tell me the name.
Yeah.
I think he's like doing a joke and then she's like, here we go.
Now you're breaking laws and rules.
Now you just want me to blow you, right?
And now you're going to need to take my shirt off.
Guys need you to take your shirt off, Sue Gustell.
He took Sarah Silverman's virginity.
I think there's something down further if you scroll down.
Can you read it, Bobby, in your boss's accent?
What Kevin Brennan's trying to say, trying to do is degrade me.
It will never work.
It hasn't.
With anyone thus far, it sure as shit won't be him and his $125 that
will break me love bus boss.
Setto boss.
Tello boss. Tello. What the fuck is it's instead of costello. She's.
That's wasn't thought out. Cove into CBS this fall. Boss tello's not good. Who's the boss tello?
You hear Big J in there, he's like, that's not good.
I wasn't all thought out.
That's a mess.
So they're taking Kevin's side obviously after that.
She writes, this escalates quickly.
Financial abuse is a form of domestic violence.
What?
In business, and remember $125 that she asked for immediately.
In business and at home, aka controlling slash withholding money to get someone to do what
they want, only weak men do this.
I know.
What's this insane?
She's really trying to fuck him up on Twitter, man.
And here's the last part here.
This is the same thing CBS tried.
Steal my content, make me sexual and not pay me.
Were they sexy dances she was doing on Fox?
I don't remember getting hard.
But the dolphins are down 27-3.
I made it left in the game, so.
I understand.
All right, so this isn't a good move on Sue's part
as you'll hear from the guys at the bonfire here.
It's, then she says, this is the same thing CBS tried.
Steal my content, make me sexual and not pay me.
Yo, steer clear of Sue Costello.
I don't know.
Christine Blacklew, some of the bookings here.
Jacob, let's steer clear of that's too scary when it gets to that
You're making everything sexual. I mean he goes what you just did you made up that whole thing about the showing your tits
No one's gonna show your tits. Well, what did he that this way? I don't understand is I'm like was she offered a hundred and twenty five dollars?
Then that's a hey, she's just thinking that she should get a hundred and twenty five dollars for doing a lot
no, no, no if you down, there is a thing that,
scroll down a little bit.
I think there was a thing where it was like,
I've done it before and I got paid, I think.
Look, I've done his podcast before, you don't get paid.
I've done, look, I went to ONA for 15 years,
didn't get a fucking dime.
That's the thing.
The fact, and I don't like that Kevin pays the guests, because then people expect it
on all these shows, and it's just not the way this works.
Like, you've been at O and A a ton of times.
I just did Corolla's podcast last week.
You just did Corolla.
That's amazing.
She's platforming.
I didn't get paid.
No.
I got a water.
You didn't expect to.
Did you have to show your tits?
No, I didn't have to show my tits.
I should send them a Venmo.
I won 125 dollars for my hilarity.
You should. You know. dollars for my hilarity.
You should. You know, boss Florentine.
Maybe you should put timestamps in there at 1612.
I got a pop.
Yeah, I know.
Look at that joke.
I was pretty good.
You laughed at it.
Yeah, right.
That was worth at least 20 bucks.
Go back and watch it.
I think you'll agree.
So embarrassing.
And they even talk about it like Joe Rogan doesn't pay to have people on his show.
And you know, the fly out, they'll make it easy for you to come on the show.
I mean, with opening it, everyone's in New York anyway.
So just come down to the studio and hang out with us.
I couldn't even get parking to go on to Howard Stern Show.
Right.
I'm like, can I get parking?
It's like 30 bucks.
Like, ah, we don't have it.
I'm like, I'm fine.
How do they not have that in the budget? Well, we're paying that guy 300 million dollars a year. Yeah, but you know what here we go?
I Jim's gonna get the funny bone and it would sell out so it's all worth it
But I did ask and they go that we don't have that in the budget
And so they bring this up and I think they make a good point here, but for the most especially in town
You don't get paid for Mark Norman and Joe List. And it's on a zoom and Morelle's on a zoom or a
stream yard. It's not going anywhere. You're just turning your phone home.
And and you hit the money he's making is probably under a grand. That's how he
makes his money. Yeah. Yeah. That's the other thing too. All you're doing is
turning on your computer. That's it's not a lot of work to go on MLC. You have to
be somewhere in Kevin Kevin obviously complained about Anthony
giving him $100 every time he'd go on the Anthony
Takumi show.
And Anthony just started doing that
to cover his expenses for travel into the city
and go on the show.
So it was just like, hey, like you were saying,
pay for parking, whatever.
Yeah.
It's okay, I know you gotta come into the city, Kevin.
Here's a hundred bucks.
But he was a guest on the show,
it was more about promoting.
And then Kevin bitched about that endlessly.
Had to go to war with Anthony.
And start doing his show at four every day
to go up against Anthony's show.
All over this hundred bucks.
Meanwhile, he's paying 125.
No, I remember when I went on like a week later,
I go, Anthony, I need at least $50 or I'm walking.
And then Kevin sent me a text, oh, cocking it up.
What the fuck is going on?
My God, he's just joking. Get the fuck out. It's hilarious. Yeah, yeah. I was like, dude, cocking it up would fucking fool me. I was just joking.
Get the fuck out.
Yeah, yeah.
I was like, dude, I'm just going to fuck it around.
Yeah.
So I was checking out Sue's Twitter.
And you can see the band that she has on here is Sue.TV
and a photo from 40 years ago.
And so I was like, oh, what's this?
What's this Sue.tv?
I wanna see what she's up to on there
if she's promoting it on the banner on her Twitter account.
And no, it's for sale.
Turned out, turned out to 125 bucks.
I wanna change the graphics.
Say you forgot to renew your domain or pay for the hosting.
So make it offer.
Let's make it offer, Carl.
It says you can do it right there.
Sue.TV, I don't think it's going to ton of traffic
to be honest with you, Vinny.
I'm not too worried about it.
Maybe there's so many people watching it.
It crashed.
Oh, that's probably it.
It could be.
No, actually, definitely.
Because it's sentence for sale.
Is Sue.TV like legal shield? Can I Su for TV?
I'm talking to my new lawyer, Bastello. Yeah, because Vince the lawyer was going to give So he's probably Googling Sue for a TV. I see it for sale.
Finding this website.
Anyway, I thought that was really cool.
Thanks to Carter for turning me on to that.
Well, I think the bonfire did like a 20 minute break
just on this suit, Castello and Kevin Brennan feud.
That was that was kind of fun that they're paying attention to that.
Real quick, Tom Myers put out a new episode.
And since we have some real stand of comic here,
I thought we could play some of Tom Myers' jokes
and get your guys' take on this stuff.
You know, it's no different than, you know,
police officer running to the scene of a crime
or a firefighter running into a burning building.
It's what I do.
I'm a hero.
You know what Tom Myers is?
I don't, I know the Tom Myers? I don't know.
I know the name, but I don't know.
I've never met him.
Probably not.
So Tom Myers came to, into all of our lives through come town and Nick Mullen and Stavros
because he's a Baltimore guy and Stavis from Baltimore.
So they knew about his stand of comedy.
And I think Stavi was actually at one of his live tapings
for one of his specials.
And so on come town, they started playing his comedy
and really analyzing it, dissecting it.
And time, we didn't take it well.
And so those guys have moved on.
And so I figured, you know,
someone's got to keep a tab on his podcast.
Yeah, we got to figure out what he's up to on his podcast.
He does this political show called
Tom Myers versus the rest of the world.
And he's doing his Iowa caucus special. It's a very topical.
We just had the Iowa caucus. Trump won after less than 1% of the votes came in.
Oh, I guess it's over. So that's a good time when you're driving in your car.
They've already called it three hours before that.
But anyway, this is Tom Myers. This is the first joke coming out of the gate.
Hello and welcome to the Tom Myers versus the rest of the world.
Iowa caucus recap special.
So Iowa Republicans held their caucus on Monday, as predicted.
Donald Trump was the winner among all the caucus goers.
It's fitting in a state where the mindset of most of the voters that day was,
I may kill someone in a multi-car pile up in this weather, but fuck it.
So the weather wasn't great.
Oh, right, because there was snow out there.
There was snow and it was cold out.
They didn't think people were going to go out and vote.
Yeah.
I love his evergreen content.
Pretty good job, Tom.
Fucking idiot.
There's no...
Did you understand that punchline, Vinny?
It's pretty good, right?
No, I didn't even know the weather was bad.
All right, well, now that you know that, let's play it again. Maybe it's our fault.
Let's hear the punchline again.
It's fitting in a state where the mindset of most of the voters that day was,
I may kill someone in a multi-car pile-up in this weather, but fuck it.
So voting for Trump is like killing everyone.
Oh, OK.
I thought just because there's snow on the road, don't go out.
No, he's saying that people did go out and vote for Trump,
but they're obviously suicidal or homicidal.
Yeah.
For that matter anyway.
So it makes sense that you would want to bring in a genocidal dictator.
No, it wouldn't make sense.
OK, none of them make sense.
All right, maybe the first joke wasn't great. The second joke. No, no, I think you guys will like this one.
What I love about this one is that you see it coming from a mile away.
Top takes forever to get there.
Various numbers were thrown out on the local media outlets there in Iowa.
Minus six, minus four, feels like minus 45.
And once they stopped talking about the chances of a candidate not named Donald Trump winning, they gave the weather forecast for that day.
So joke structure is part of the problem because the fact that he had to say they
gave the weather forecast as they, we get it.
Right.
Don't do that's not the punch line
Don't say that part last
It's not a good joke anyway. No, but it's also structured incorrectly this guy has put out like eight one-hour albums
Yeah, he's got a lot of CDs. I you I want to check this guy out
But so I mean well what the chiefs game last week was what like negative 30? Yeah
There was 80,000 people in the stands. Sure. Everybody drove there wasn't a problem
Right. Yeah, that was packed and the bills game right even on Monday was right against the steel. Yeah all the snow there
They had it like dig through so people still want to game
one of them a murder
But that was a pretty good joke, okay, I Jim's not laughing at maybe it'll get better for us here because we've already made fun of Trump. What about Ron DeSantis? Lord of Governor Ron DeSantis came in a distant
second, followed closely by Nikki Haley. It's a miracle Ron DeSantis did so well considering
his target demographic only votes for him if they have the effects of heat stroke.
I love how you're like trying to process this to figure out what the joke is because you'd have to be a Floridian
Right, and you're old and you're old and it's hot out. I don't know if you've ever been to Florida before
Yeah, I am but it's not right, but there's not a lot of old people there really anymore
I mean there are some maybe in the middle of the state, but not
It's not really that many old people might just be a bad joke you guys. It's not a great one. It's not really that many old people. It might just be a bad joke, you guys.
It's not a great one.
It's not his best.
Do you notice he's not his best?
I know two people that aren't old
that bought a house pretty close to each other in Florida.
Yeah, I do too.
One of them is kind of old though.
So you notice that there's a little bit of laughter
after each punchline.
He's got these co-hosts on there with him.
Well, that's what he needs.
He needs the people in the background and those other California podcasts to laugh.
So he's trained them to laugh when he stops talking because they don't know when the joke
ends either.
So he's trained them when he stops talking to laugh because in the early episodes of
this, this monologue would go on and there'd just be crickets.
And it'd be even more embarrassing.
But this is pretty embarrassing.
But he's so mad at me right now. monologue would go on and there'd just be crickets. And it'd be even more embarrassing. This is pretty embarrassing.
But he's so mad at me right now.
I mean, he hates it.
This guy gets under my skin so hard, Jim.
So much.
All right.
Let's get back to Trump, who is a felon.
And this is a, this is now, when you talk about smart jokes,
if someone here doesn't get this, this is on you.
Because this is just a smart joke.
Overall, it's unsettling that Republicans are still willing
to go for a candidate that could receive a conviction
in a criminal trial and possibly be the first president
who had signed bills into law while simultaneously
getting butt fucked by his cellmate.
Oh, geez.
That's the joke.
Even Jeff Heisen's a cop.
You notice how Jeff Heisen's kind of giving up on this guy actually crafting a good political joke?
Jeff Heisen is a lawyer.
Like he has a real job and he's on the show with this fucking guy making Yucca moms.
And he tries to do stand up. We watched him stand up that long time.
I remember I brought it.
Jeff actually thanked us.
Oh did he?
Yeah. I told you that. He reached out to me. He was like, hey guys, he had a good sense of humor about it.
He was a good sport.
All right, Jeff, I don't hate you as much as I thought.
No, you should.
Okay.
Because he's still doing this show with Tom every week.
It's insane.
So I don't know if you guys know this, but sometimes when you go to prison, you get raped.
Yeah.
That was the...
I just have a feeling that if he was president, he probably wouldn't be in the cell with someone
else.
Probably.
Probably not. He probably doesn't have a random guy.
I think he'd be in special protective custody.
Yeah.
He'd have his own cell.
I would imagine.
I've seen good fellas, yeah.
So he doesn't get shanked by someone.
So I don't know.
But all right, maybe I overanalyzed the joke too much.
Well, maybe you did.
Also, I don't know that you'd be signing bills into law from behind bars.
Probably they'd find a different person to be the president. Yeah, I would think so.
I would think probably that you wouldn't be able to like hold both positions
at the same time inmate president of the United States.
Probably not that worries.
I mean, I don't know about what I'm going to say.
I mean, politically, as Tom Byersons, hold on, he's got a tag for this joke.
And he probably would need a desk in his cell to do all this this work. Yeah, all the paper. You don't have a desk
Trying to sign to think book and holes in it shit. That'd be really hard to do we were getting butthole
This fall on NBC prisoner present why is Donald Trump's handwriting so shaky?
He had a dick in his ass
Hold on guys, there's a tag for this joke. Let me remind you what the palm sign was well simultaneously getting butt fucked by his cellmate
Here's the tag for legal reasons. I don't want Donald Trump to be butt fucked by his cellmate
that much
to be butt-fucked by his cellmate that much.
First of all, you don't have to say legal reasons because you could say that.
You could say I want him to get butt-fucked.
Right, which means he thought that was another joke.
And he's got a lawyer in the room,
his lawyer could go, you don't have to say that.
Yeah, that's true.
You really don't.
Jeff, I think it's like,
yeah, don't worry about legal reasons.
I wasn't even listening to this shit.
Right, but even so,
you don't have to say for legal reasons.
I hope he doesn't get butt fucked that much.
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Karen fans want to hear what the show actually is, here's a link
to it. All I do is play every joke exactly how he says it. I
don't think anything out of context is every joke that's in
the monologue this episode. Here's the final joke. And I know a
little thing about monologues. Yeah, you want to end with a
banger. You want to get people revved up into the show, big
applause break and on with the show kind of thing.
This is the clunkiest joke I've ever heard. I've heard a lot of Tom Myers jokes. This one is brutal.
From what we can see into the Iowa caucus results, the major component of Republican Party's platform is trading in racism and xenophobia.
It has gotten so desperate for the GOP candidates not named Donald Trump
That while there is a clamoring for second place which will lead to being the VP pick for a third Trump candidacy
Third place will get their own show on Fox or Newsmax and fourth place will be the guest host on Tucker Carlson show
When Alex Jones isn't available
And now on with the show.
Clunky.
That's being polite.
Was that the worst one yet?
It has to start with so we all know
that Republicans are all racist.
Okay, knowing that, here's my joke.
You guys ready for this?
And I guess the joke is that Tucker would have
Alex Jones on.
It's a little wordy for a joke.
Probably could have got to it sooner. He could have, he could have shaved some words. I'm pretty sure it's a little wordy for a joke.
Probably could have gotten it sooner.
He could have, he could have shaved some words.
Absolutely.
Look, he's the guy who watched Norm McDonald
on Conan and Brian and went,
oh, that's how you write a joke.
Okay, cool.
Now I get it.
No, sir, no.
No, no, that's the joke.
Isn't it stupid?
He words idiot.
What do you think?
My head's gonna fucking explode.
So you get a show on Fox. you come in third you end up on L
You end up on the Twitter show with Tucker Carlson if you come in fourth and second your vice president
Because that's how that works. That's how the fucking electoral college
Political mastermind didn't we get rid of that like the 1700s wasn't it the original thing? Yeah used to vote for vice president
Yeah, yeah, you can actually appeal from different parties being he doesn't even understand the fucking system
He doesn't understand fucking anything. I
Hate him. He's a moron
So little dork go back to fucking watching kids play baseball alright
You know what we got to play a game. We got a poke aabbler. And for that game, I gotta bring on our review girl.
She's back, you know, I should probably play her music
if I still haven't, I might not even have it
on the board anymore, it's been so long.
Yeah.
Hey, boss girl.
Hannah!
I'm Mani Muskis.
Just wanted to route you to the WATP family real quick. Hit me up any time. I'm just a dad. We all remember that classic hit right there. How's it going, Anna?
Epic fail. You're muted.
It's been too long.
Well, you look great.
You look fantastic.
And that's the important thing here.
We can't hear a word you're saying.
Do you want to check your settings and see if you can hear me now?
Yes, there it is.
Very good.
Hannah, how you been?
We missed you.
Yeah, good.
I missed you guys too.
Do you know Jim Florentine?
No, I've heard your name, but I did not know you.
I've never met him.
Jim, Hannah, Hannah, Jim.
Hannah, I just want to know right off the bat,
are you going to demand $125 from Call?
Yeah, I'm going to Venmo him after this.
All right.
Okay, a little Venmo request.
Hi, Hannah. How's little Vinnie Paulino?
Hi, Vinnie. Vinnie Paulino is great.
Oh, good.
Yes.
So Hannah has a dog after me.
Hannah has a dog named Vinnie Paulino. Really? Oh, good. Yes. So Hannah has a dog after me. Hannah has a dog named Mini Paulino.
Really?
He's a black German shepherd.
We have a lot in common, me and that dog.
Yeah.
No, not really.
Well, Hannah, are you ready to poke a dabbler with us?
I'm ready.
OK, cool.
I do want to get caught up, but we have a time crunch today.
We got football games to watch.
So a lot of things going on this weekend.
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It's all a good fun.
Contestant discretion is advised.
It's time for everyone's favorite new game show.
We don't need the disclaimer to card it.
Adabler.
Are you ready to poke Adabler?
Look, if you went to a therapist I guarantee
they say.
That you have an inferiority complex that's why you like the
shitty teams.
All his friends and family like the bills maybe has something
with proximity and that's coming from a Giants fan. Yeah, Maybe it has something to do with proximity. And that's coming from a Giants fan. Yeah.
Maybe it's something to do with proximity. Suffer in fact.
Maybe it has something to do with proximity.
No, it's cause you like loses.
Early on, I picked the bills and went to four Super Bowls in a row when I was younger and it was because
I was like, well, is it it's between the Oakland Raiders or maybe like the Seattle Seahawks
but might be tough get to some of those home games.
I don't know.
Maybe I should.
Anyway, he's the best.
That's why you like to shit wear your.
I won't
But the giant he scored the lowest and then win John Jobs contest and you embrace him like he was the next thing
since already lying
She was even talking about the championships the Giants won before the NFL was formed. Yeah, because I'm a fucking sports guy
You dumb fuck.
Yeah, let's see when the Buffalo Bells are formed.
You're not going to taste my own medicine here. I don't like it.
It's about time someone put you in your place.
It's going to be good.
Hold one finger typer that's why his fingers fucked up. Yeah, probably
Good stuff
Wait for it wait for a show so this idiot the bills are falling in 1960
Let's see how many
championships they had
If they want any AFC championships was the AFL, but yeah
I
Was worried they won in 64 and 65
Forgot my pointy was trying. Yeah, right
Anyways to summon up your loser
Lady k you're you're embarrassing yourself
They suck
Oh, she's great
And now i'm not a bandwagon guy.
No.
Not at all.
What did John say next?
Here are your choices.
Number one, you're a bandwagon guy.
Beep.
Even when we suck, we're the best.
Next.
I've watched all four of my team Super Bowls.
Number four.
I can cheer for losers.
Lastly, please put it in my rectum.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Triple.
A dabbler.
Wow, this is a tough one.
I don't know.
Those really jump out at me.
I would love it to be number one.
That'd be fucking hilarious.
But I'm going to say no, not at all.
I've watched all four of my team's Super Bowls.
Is going to be the one that I'm going with.
And Hannah, since you're back, I'm going to send it over to you.
What do you think? What's your guess?
I think it's going to be no, not at all.
Even when we suck, we're the best.
Okay.
Very good.
Vinnie Paulino.
I kinda wanna agree with Hannah,
but for the sake of diversity,
I'll go with number one.
You're a bandwagon guy.
I do like that, Jim.
I'm gonna go with Hannah.
I think it's number two.
Okay, number two, when we suck,
we're the best.
And producer Chris.
I went with number one.
Okay. Let's find out
I'm not a bandwagon guy
now
Not at all, please
Put in my rectum now
Oh
Outdone himself again
It's almost cheating though. he's reading a super chat name
No, no, no, please put it in my rectum
No, I thought just by the way, you thought that was a joke. Yeah, I figured he just wrote out one at the end
The card is good at this game. Yeah, you get the win on this one evil
I'm Danish
Whatever for the fucking Vikings. Yes, because Scandinavians moved to Minnesota
because Scandinavians moved to Minnesota. That's all for this time.
That's how you back in team.
I find that if you have the inferiority complex, enough to poke a dabbler.
Hi, Jim.
How are you?
I never talked to a potato boy.
Sobriot is surfing live Saturday, March the 9th.
Comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York.
Get your tickets now at CarlsonComedy.com.
Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog.
Bawr! Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da All right, stop. All right, great job, Cardiff. Good game. Cardiff couldn't join us today.
He was unable to be on the show.
Excellent game.
They make an announcement about that.
He's missing subreddit surfing Monday.
Oh, is he?
Yeah, I have a replacement lined up.
The great Tukey will be filling in for Cardiff on Monday.
I want to know what the numbers look like.
If you triple your audience, quadruple your audience.
I'm hoping so. I hope that he really enjoys that Monday night slot. He wants to
keep on working. We'll have some fun. Me, Jimmy the Lippin' old Tukey. That's awesome.
Internet news with Lucy Type 5. From Patreon, Trollhunter kicks things off. Shout out to
that turncoat Cardiff on a hilarious to poke a dabbler. Dash writes, a David Collins appearance is always a welcome surprise.
We do not be dead, David.
Christopher Martin is gushing all over.
This could be my favorite episode ever.
This was the perfect topic for Ray.
You teed him up perfectly.
How would you like to change an adult
after they ate a pot roast?
David Collins is a superstar, more of him.
Kindie for president.
Cy Green, please. Please stop doing these emergency broadcasts.
I live in the UK and absolutely have to stay up late and listen.
Elsie Brock notes, SJ sounding more slobbery than usual at times, like that moment when
he was singing and it sounded like he was gargling at the same time.
SSD is flabbergasted.
Holy shit that John thinks dabble stock is even remotely creative.
Literally every party or gathering in recent years has been named blah stock or blah blah
pelusa.
Deluxe may not get his date after all.
Dear Lucy Bear, Wharton is a business school, not a law school.
Boo!
But Benji may have a shot.
Dump him out Lucy!
I'd leave my wife for you, but you gotta show him off.
From YouTube, Buckets50opines.
I find it kind of cute that Rey thinks he's actually a real person and can broker peace
between MLC and WATP.
Deep fried midget shares.
With all due respect, Rey is a grown man who needs to have his life controlled.
Though probably not by a psycho
like KB.
Herman Manley, I still remember how Carl introduced Kevin Brennan to us when he first popped up.
He's an asshole, but the one thing that you can be sure of is that he tells the truth,
and he's always honest.
Times change, huh?
Now he always magically has someone new to hate.
A new problem.
A new enemy.
All fake shit all the time.
Motor City suggests the entire dabbleverse has become a circle jerk of passive aggressive
babies.
Scorchy666.
I hate Kate more than Rey in this clip.
Who the fuck is she telling anyone in the dabbleverse what to do? Cleveland Tom Riffs? Carl's LARPing name is Chompers from the clan Frosty Tips. Gator Good
wants to play tag. Lady Kay of the Kmart Clan. His weapon of choice is Clubfoot, his trusted squire,
and ogre they called Moonhead the Massive. And from Reddit, we find high praise from
his sketchy press drunk. Carl is the best
broadcaster going right now. Christo Marty with a hot take. I love these Wednesday podcasts.
The way they divert from the normal format, the reviews and voicemails at the end are the best.
Gary from San Diego cracks me up. Leonard Smalls 7-9 is incredulous. The reviews and
voicemails are the best? What else do you enjoy? Having your balls
stepped on by a woman in heels? And Tayfit plays us out with some quotes. John is too stupid to
understand context and just responds to trigger words like a drunken toddler. Vinnie Paulino.
This guy gets it. Thank you Vinnie. You're a good guy. Stuttering John, the dumbest man alive.
Hannah, welcome back.
Do you have any reviews that you want to read for us?
I don't actually.
There aren't any new ones that I saw.
Wow. Sorry.
This is a pretty bad return to who are these sponsors here.
What do you expect?
Review girl shows up, empty handed.
Can you just write something real quick?
You couldn't get Mr. Hannah to write a review
or something out there?
I'm kidding.
It's not on you, Hannah.
I got to get the people motivated more to write reviews for the show.
This one's on me.
I'm taking responsibility.
Okay.
I appreciate that.
No problem.
Let's listen to some voicemails real quick.
There's a couple of people who sent ones in knowing that Jim was going to be here.
Yeah, this message is for your co-host Jim Florentine.
Can you please bring back that medal show
got me in the heavy metal.
So, you know, do it.
Thank you.
I love you.
You're my hero.
Goodbye.
So you want to give an update on that medal show?
Yeah, nothing's going on.
Right, but you're working on it.
Yeah, we're working on it.
I always just say that. I talked to your producer Joe yesterday on Before Point
Devil Point. Oh yeah, well, we do another show called That Rocks, but that's not that metal
show. He's talking about the original show. Well, yeah, I guess legally, I guess you can't
say that. No, I can say it, but it's just like, you know, the talent usually doesn't, you know,
when you get off a sitcom, you don't just go, but Bobby Lee can't go bring back a mad TV.
Right.
And he's like, you know what?
I'm gonna go to the NBC.
We're gonna bring back mad TV.
It's, you know.
You might be able to do that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. mom's house network and started doing a podcast. It's not great.
It's not the best.
You don't want to hear the meadow and Anthony hour.
Oh, boy.
All right, here's a.
Yeah, I didn't know, but here's another one for Jim.
Hey, Carl, it's Lee.
I'm so excited that Mr.
Jim Florentine is going to be on the show here.
If we get we're going to be in a man cave and listen to podcasts.
We're going to play fantasy football.
Yeah.
What am I five?
Why would you do that?
Pretty good.
That's a good impression.
Right there.
People should check out.
Everybody is awful.
Your podcast that's weekly, but you can get an extra episode every week on your patreon
Yeah, you want to talk about that at all? Not really. Okay. No, just you know
People send in shit from Facebook Instagram stuff that they know I would hate. Yeah, I just make fun of it
I love it. It's great. So the fans do all the work
They go Jim's definitely gonna hate this live love laugh sign that I just saw in fucking hobby lobby
And then I spent 20 minutes on it. I love it because I was talking about this yesterday.
The Facebook games people play.
I don't know how bored you have to be to someone puts up a thing
and just like, OK, let's play a fun game.
Tag your friend in this.
And you know, start typing out a letter and you got to go.
You got to copy and paste a copy of.
All right.
So you tag somebody, then copy a paste to put it on your page.
And then I'll take it
I'll put on my Michael. I don't know what the fuck's going on
I guess it's bad and then they always put don't cheat. Yeah and go they have to tell you
Oh, there's a lot of people
Yeah, people like I don't know when to start this game. He didn't write go what the fuck
He keeps refreshing his phone shit still I'm supposed to start back tomorrow. I guess I'm really excited to tell you Don I'll check back tomorrow, I guess. I'm really excited to play that game.
And they tell you don't cheat.
Like, you know, I guess if you can't Google,
I miss, I don't know what's gonna happen if you do.
Right.
I like the idea.
They tell you how fun it's gonna be.
Oh yeah, this is fun.
I guess you consider this fun.
Fun, yeah, it's.
Yeah.
It's people.
Let's have some fun.
Hannah, are you on Facebook?
I think I have one, but I haven't been on it in forever.
I don't know.
I don't know people who spend a lot of time
on Facebook anymore.
It's a weird place full of weirdos.
All right, let's see what else is going on real quick.
Hey, Carl.
Well, it's clear into your window like I do
every Thursday night, as one does.
And I couldn't help notice you were flying around
with a Lego Millennium Falcon making making you noises and then you dropped it
And it broke and you started crying and then Jen came over started consoling you and she offered to frost your tips again
And you said yeah
That let really cheer me up
You're a hypocrite
Go fuck yourself. I thought he was actually peeking through the window until he said the frosted tips thing because that is not true
Okay, is that what the Lego pieces are all over the living room?
Yes. Yeah, sorry about that. All right. If it wasn't so snowy, I'd let you leave your shoes on
so you didn't hurt yourself
Does somebody want to tell Stuttering John that Joe Biden is a plagiarizer?
Oh, yeah, the fuck is up with this fucking retard?
All right.
I just saw that.
I had to point that out.
Yeah, good point.
I guess I missed that when we were playing the clip on that the other day.
Oh, it's tuned.
Calling in.
That's because I've been meaning to come to one of your live shows.
I've been really wanting to.
Unfortunately, when you announced this one in Tampa, a relatively close time, but I had
already had a vacation plan for the first week of April.
Change your plans?
Yeah.
Pretty much shot already.
But I wanted to say I hope that you're planning another one
this year or Davokon too or something like that because I really do want to come see
you guys live, make out with 2K, you know, fun stuff. Also, that guy called in Wednesday
about your really shitty black metal opinion. I'm going to also jump on that bad line in
and say that your opinion about Star Trek,
the next generation is utterly retarded
and only people who don't like to show fuck their own butt.
So, all right, don't call me back.
Are you a Star Trek fan, Hannah?
I like it better than Star Wars.
Yikes.
Sorry. So no reviews. She's a Star Trek fan. I know. Just than Star Wars. Oof. Yikes. Sorry. No reviews.
He's a Star Trek fan.
I know.
Just a right answer.
No, I can't.
I like it better.
So the comment that I made is that next generation just seemed like a space soap.
It wasn't an action packed.
Like you think like, oh, they're not her space.
There's Klingons.
There's going to be space battles.
It was just like a bunch of interpersonal dialogue on the ship.
It just seemed like a soap opera. So translation, not enough incest, not enough VWax for Carl.
Definitely not the VWax. That's for damn sure. But am I off on that? Was it more action packed
than I remember, Hannah? No, I don't think so. Thank you. See? Hannah said she's always right.
She's always right. Oh, no.
Is there another voicemail?
Well, it's like, it's like, it's like staring at me now.
Hey, Carl and W-A-T-P team.
This is God.
I was listening to your podcast on the Wednesday and you mentioned that I screwed up.
Well, no, actually, it's the manufacturing process that I screwed up. Well, no, actually, it's the manufacturing process
that's screwed up.
You see, with COVID, there's been a shortage
of male brains and female parts.
And so I've just been putting whatever I have available
into whatever bodies.
You know, this is just something that, well, you know,
they say I work in mysterious ways.
So don't call me very expensive.
Goodbye.
I guess he's referring to trans people there.
Sorry about that, God.
Oh, but I didn't say anything that bummed you out.
Hey, this is a Fisker Whisk.
I'm calling to throw my hat in the ring.
You know, you know what's coming next for the Andy Q public dating game. Yep.
I just want to throw a little bit of information out there. I have a cock. I'm a man.
Hey, our testicles get back to me, Andy. Talk to you later. Bye.
I'll say that for Wednesday show. We'll get Andy's reaction to that.
We're doing a dating game. One of the women who cohost the shows on Wednesdays.
Right. Oh, yeah.
She's going to do a dating and then you can win a date with her in Tampa.
Hannah, I heard from Mr.
Hannah you're planning on coming down to Tampa.
Yeah, yeah, we are.
Do you want to win a date with Lucy Typebox?
Yes. All right.
Because kindies in on this, too.
So yeah, we had a second female voice.
Both of you just won.
Yeah, right. Yeah, we're going to a second female voice. Both of you just won.
Yeah, we're gonna have to film the date for obviously for content.
All right. More corrections coming in.
Hey, this is the gatekeeping video game nerd.
And I just wanted to call and say that you're an fucking idiot.
The kid didn't get the high score in Tetris.
It's he got a game-breaking glitch
dumbass
I really hope you lose your job on your own fucking show you fucking twit call me back I thought you had a job for that
You look pretty confident. Yeah, I was looking for the nerds
Yeah, that's a good face look like a shirt and in front of it. Now the way the way I understand the Tetris
glitch is that it got to a score that was all nine and
that's why it glitches out because there was no other
number to go to from there. That's how I understood it.
Maybe I'm wrong. Don't come to this show for Tetris news.
You're not going to get it here.
No fact check it. That's right and don't forget it. Alright, two more real quick. Hey, Nate from Yak it here. That's right and don't forget it. All right, two more real quick.
Hey Nate from Yakima here. Just a couple quick pertinent items. When is the track by track review
of Stuttering John's major label debut album coming? That thing is one of the most embarrassing pieces
it should ever put forth by the recording industry and And it doesn't get near enough to say that it deserves.
And second, regarding the Lucy Titebox Winner Date Contest,
now personally, I've been married for 15 years.
I got three awesome kids, love my wife.
I still eat her pussy, good and everything.
Wow.
So I'm not a horse in this race or anything.
That's not a horse.
So I just want to offer some advice for the winner.
When you meter, you really mindful the downplay of the basement dwelling aspects of your personality.
That's going to go a long way.
A second, listen with focus and interest at what she has to say.
And ask her plenty of open-ended questions, but also be confident enough to let her interview
you so that you can tell yourself and let her know that you're worth getting to know.
That way when you're bald deep in that tight box,
you'll have gotten there through mutual respect
and now that's hot as fuck.
All right, good luck fellas, go get her.
Take care, dudes.
I can tell this guy's been married for 15 years.
That's the worst advice I've ever heard in my life.
No, no, no, couple better shoes and then get to it.
But all right, that's also some advice for people.
Hey, just wondering if I come out to a show
and physically assault Chad Zuma, will the crowd cover for me
so I can make a clean escape?
So I want to know, don't call me back, buckers. Later.
I'll put a poll up on Twitter.
It's probably going to depend how far into the study is. I don't know.
Sorry, Chad.
Good point.
All right.
Hannah, are you going to be coming onto the show more
regularly in the future?
Are you still super busy?
I am still super busy, but I will try when I can.
OK.
I don't like this thing where all the attractive women work for a living.
You shouldn't have to.
Mr. Hannah should be providing a life for you.
So you can come on the VATP.
I will.
I will tell them that.
How about I get you a fence that doesn't blow down?
What the fuck?
I know.
I'll just start there.
How many dogs do you have right now?
Three right now, but I'll have five next weekend.
Jesus.
Because you're fostering dogs.
Yeah, yeah, we have this long-term situation
where the main fosters, when they go on vacation,
we take these two senior dogs that are bonded.
It's really sad, and they're really old, so we take them.
I see.
Yeah, I know.
What do you think about girls who are really in the dogs,
Jim, is that a red flag?
Is that a red outer?
Well, they cock block you, the problem,
because they jump in the bed.
That is true.
Yeah, so as soon as you start making a move on them,
they jump right in the couch, right in between you.
Like, Jesus, I just got past your fat friends
and now I got to fucking deal with your dog.
Yeah.
How many obstacles are there?
I know. Jesus Christ. I just talked to your fat friend about steaks for an hour. and I got to fucking deal with your dog. Yeah. How many obstacles are there?
I know.
Jesus Christ.
I just talked to your fat friend about steaks for an hour.
I thought I fucking pushed it aside.
It's like a labyrinth to pussy.
Fucking dogs.
They're like the boss at the end of the video game.
All right.
Well, I'm sure it's working out good for you and Mr. Hannah though, right?
Yeah.
You guys have the dogs and that's going well.
Mm hmm.
All right.
Well, Hannah, great to see you.
I hope to see you again soon. We got a cut out of here.
We'll pop in the net news and posts.
I promise producer Chris.
I mean, Lucy type ice, put a lot of work into that.
But for now, we're going to sign off.
Oh, Vinnie the creep off dot com.
Yeah, creep off dot com.
Vote for Vinnie, please.
Don't vote for Vinnie at the creep off.com vote for Carl
But check out our show every Monday at 1 p.m. Yeah on our YouTube channel also on this YouTube channel for these podcasts
Yes, we have a lot of fun on this channel. So you tune in every Monday. You got shows Monday
You got shows on Tuesday get shows on Wednesdays WATP
Subscribe over the place and Jim's got stand updates coming up people can find those probably on your website
Yeah, Jim Florentine.com, Saratoga Springs, Orlando,
Cleveland, Columbus, Ohio, all that stuff coming up.
Beautiful.
So look out for that.
Oh, I got a TV credit.
You can also see me on suit TV.
What for on suit TV?
Yeah, I actually just bought it
and I produced you the show with Jim.
It was the lead.
Nice.
We're putting that metal show back on Sioux TV.
Yes, there you go.
Sue us.
It's gonna be back on.
Don't fuck yourselves.
Have a good week.
Okay, folks.
Guess what?
The episode's over.
Jesus, I gotta go.
This is getting stupid.
Bye, guys.
Bye, Brennan.