Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep487 - Stuttering John's New Low EMERGENCY BROADCAST
Episode Date: January 22, 2024This was not an episode I was planning on doing but I realized I needed to respond to John's tasteless and reprehensible tweet about my father battling cancer. This definitely backfired on the former ...stutterer. John continues to out himself as an unfunny and uncaring drunk buffoon. Did I spell that correctly John? The support from the listeners has been incredible and I really appreciate it and so does my family. Thank you! Come see us live on March 22nd – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Oh, I was a boner guy.
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What are you talking about?
I'm the one who should apologize.
By the way, for those people that are in the back,
remember to shut the fuck up.
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I've been dying to say that.
Cause, cause a row, cause a row.
Slapperoony.
It's showtime.
W A T P W A T P W A T P.
W A T P. Welcome back slappers and cousin rules to a very special emergency episode of who are these podcasts. I was not planning on doing this today. I was planning on it's backfiring on him miserably, which is fun.
But first off, let me show you the tweet
that has since been deleted.
And we have some other things to get to here.
But starting off with this, this is the tweet
where he has a photo of my mother, my father, my brother.
It says, Bob Janine Grant,
I hope poor Bob recovers from what he's going through.
No, not having a loser son like Carl, I'm talking cancer.
So John decided to go ahead
and doc's personal health information about my father.
I'm not even sure if that's a legal thing
that you can do on the internet.
I don't know how that works, but it's pretty shitty.
It's pretty shitty thing to do.
And let's back up and talk about how we got here.
Okay.
El-Hari-Blai did a video where they broke down the wedding speeches.
So Stuttering John's adult children gave speeches at his ex-wife's marriage to her new husband, Aaron,
and El-Hur-Ri-Blai with some other people played those videos and editorialized and had some fun with
that. I was never going to do that because I like to goof on John, anything he puts on the internet,
that's what we goof on.
We don't find personal things and family things and stuff like that.
However, John then threatened to sue El-Haree-Blay and he struck his channel
over this and that was some bullshit because John was claiming that he owned
the copyright, which didn't make any sense.
And just getting, you know, going to the
legal route like he always does and threatening people. And John, when I talk about how you threaten
people all the time and you say that you don't, um, threatening lawsuits is threatening people.
That's one of the ways that you like to threaten people. You do it all the fuck of time. It's an
empty threat. You're not going to sue anyone. You would get thrown out of court. You know that one.
Who knows if you know that or not. I don't know what you know. But because you know that one who knows if you know that or not I don't know what you know but because you did that to my friend Rocco and you were threatening this lawsuit and everything
I said all right let's see if John wants to go after me so we'll read the speeches we didn't show
the video we didn't show his children we read the speeches and we commented and all of us this
was a bonus show that we did and all of us on the show praised John's adult children for their emotional maturity and their
intelligence. We had nothing but nice things to say about we're
actually very happy for his family. They seem to be doing
very well without him. They seem to be getting along very well.
So that's what we talked about. John sent me an email saying to
leave families out of it. and he included a vague threat.
It read this, if you continue, I know more about your family than you would like me to
know.
Stick to goofing on me.
That was on January 5th.
Since then, I have said literally nothing about John's family, literally nothing.
And I'll prove that because John justifies that tweet that I just showed you with very old
References that he keeps going back to over and over and over again
It's amazing with John if you say something four years ago that he doesn't like that allows him to act
However, he wants to for the rest of his life
I mean it goes back to Howard making the joke that he should abort his first born kid when Susanna was pregnant. And
it's on the radio. It's on the Howard Stern show. This is what
Howard did. He busts balls. He was pretty extreme. He was a
shock. Jack and John will not shut up about it. He'll never
forget that slight. And that's how John is. He doesn't really
do he uses it for his own personal game.
He uses it so he can justify his own shitty behavior. And I think most people who have been
following the devil verse know that at this point before I get into because John was tweeting a lot
of things with my family and a lot of shitty things. Again, it's all backfiring on him. I even got a note from one Mr. Chad Zumak today,
saying that he thinks that it's really shitty
what John is saying.
I got an ultrum a lot of people saying that it's really shitty
what John is doing and he's an asshole for doing that.
I'm gonna get all into that.
I also have some clips from John's show
that he put out yesterday that are just ridiculous,
that I definitely wanna break down. But thank you all.
We got 1,200 people here already.
That's fantastic.
Thanks guys for tuning in at a weird time,
a special emergency episode,
especially those who want to help contribute to the cause,
like Ricky, 32, 25 bucks.
Give John the whooping as mom never gave him.
Hashtag no mercy for Melendez.
Yeah, we'll get into that.
We'll get into that.
That's the sentiment right now. and John brought this all upon himself
He's just constantly stepping on the rake Reverend shit same power for pooper two bucks
How much money for my own emergency episode you late mofo? Sorry I was not here exactly at two o'clock. I apologize
John doesn't do whippets five bucks
Here's a five large super chat use it to make the carpet match the frosted drapes
Are you trying to say I have a bet with Bob Levy by the way if you didn't see point dabble point if the chiefs win tonight
I do have to get actual frosted dips in my hair
But if the bills win then Bob Levy will be dying his hair black
So we'll all be rooting for the bills.
Of course, five large referring to what John says he bets on football games,
meaning five dollars, but five large is supposed to mean five thousand dollars.
And John's a liar.
We know that back when he used to do his fake betting commercials on his show.
And he would talk about doing a parlay that was five dollars that could have won him 10.
Like what?
Who bets like that?
What adult puts a $5 bet on football games?
What are you doing?
Tom Tenbox says, fuck stuttering John,
I have never agreed more with you.
Nighttime RMX with two New Zealand dollar ruse.
Giddy up cowgirl.
I think that's referring to me in my cowgirl outfit, right?
Gun Ranger $5 between his tweet
and the text that Joey see about his wife and daughter,
John is finally at the point
where he can't pretend to be a good person, correct.
And he'll say, oh, I had no other choice.
He loves to say he has no other choice.
You always have a choice, John.
No one's holding a gun to your head
and saying, make sure you're the most despicable person on the internet. Do it now. Ian Hawk, two bucks,
here's some money for the cancer. Wow. I don't think that's going to help, but thank you for the
two bucks. Don with two beers, he ran away from me yet again today. Well, that's what he does.
Don wants to fight, son. All right, John, it's not going to happen. I don't think. Rick from New
York, five bucks. I'm sorry, Carl.
But just under four and a half hours, Josh Allen dies.
If he doesn't die, it doesn't count.
Take three, four to nine for flowers, hashtag Steelers2024, FSJ.
F Vince the lawyer.
You're Nick from New York.
And you like the Steelers?
I don't know about that.
Joe Dicker, five bucks.
John is simply a reprehensible human being, FSJ, FTWO.
What not, Chase, you're two bucks.
John needs a sock with a lock.
Detroit Dabbler, Carl World Order.
No more super chance for that piece of shit.
I agree, we gotta stop giving John money.
I gave him $10 this month,
and the $10 that I gave him was to tell him,
John, I have no problem with your children.
I think your family's awesome.
Stop saying that I talk shit about them.
I don't.
He read it and then he ignored it.
And then he moved on and went right back
to Carl's trashing my kids.
Oh, Carl does his trash, my kids.
That's all he does.
Canuckle deep in, conite.
Five pounds, sorry Carl.
As much as you want us to observe and report,
this is out of our hands now.
He needs to feel pain.
He's going to get past it.
Yeah, I have some thoughts on that that I'll definitely get into.
Tony Bologna, two bucks, great show with Jim.
Glad I got Patreon FSJ.
Yes, we did a show with Jim Florentine in studio yesterday.
That was fantastic.
And if you are on our Patreon, Supercast or YouTube member,
you can watch the entire show.
We have it up there for you to check out.
Red 4735 bucks.
Carl, John is spiraling.
If it's true that he has a new teaching job,
this will likely end that.
I have a clip about that.
Chris Primer five bucks.
What's the over under John gets into a fight
with a student in class drinking on the job? He really is out of control
right now. James Boyd, member four months. Thank you very much. It's time for
Scorched Earth and Melendez FSJ Long Live King Snaggletooth. Not really a name I
usually go by, but I'll take it. Reverend Schist say part for Pooper 2 bucks. John
lives still right now talking. SBT T W go chiefs talking shit. By
the way, go chiefs kinds of city. Yeah, I thought he was taking today off. All right,
well good for him. Oliver Hernandez. Remember for five months. Thank you, Carl. I'm a Patriots
fan, but I hope your father gets to see the bills with the Super Bowl this year. I do
too. And if not this year, then next, My father will be around for a long time.
D1 something something 313 10 bucks.
He admitted he lives in a studio admitted to not paying his mortgage.
No wonder his credit is shot.
He needs to focus on having any semblance of a relationship with his own family outside
of mommy.
Yeah, man.
Listen, I don't like to pry into his personal life.
And when we had Ian Hawke on and he was sending shit
to John's mom's house when John was staying there,
I was like, wow, that's not cool.
I fucking with John is one thing.
He does a lot of stuff to deserve it,
but his mom definitely does not.
But no, I mean, the gloves are off, right?
He's getting people involved who have never said
a thing about him just to try to get to me.
And it's not working.
It's actually making John look way worse.
Verma's side, five bucks.
Longtime listener, first time executive producing, FSJ.
PCWO, producer Chris World Order.
Well, thank you very much for executive producing
on the show today.
I do appreciate that.
It is your support that makes this happen.
Flat Cat, Jessica, two bucks.
Prayers to your dad.
Thank you very much.
He's watching right now. John's neglected cat, two bucks prayers to your dad. Thank you very much. He's watching right now. John's neglected cat two bucks
Chad was doxing someone literally this morning
Chad's got his own thing going on to JDT five bucks curl
I lost my dad my best friend two months ago to cancer. I wish your dad the best John is truly an awful man husband and father
Go bills. Yeah, Johnny. You picked a bad one to go after here.
There's a lot of people who are very sympathetic
towards family members who are going through,
especially cancer, it's brutal.
And I don't know what your thought process was,
I don't know how you thought this was gonna go.
It shows what an idiot you are.
John's son's a tranny, five bucks.
SJ won't stop until someone stops taking the high road
and hits where it hurts.
He's hiding a lot by the way nice frosted tips. They're not. They might be after today. They might
be. I hope not. Go bills. Tyre Marneauld. Two bucks. I don't drink. Can you explain why John
hates odules? Yeah, not enough alcohol and those odules I think is the problem. The kick of
Pennsylvania five bucks. Making fun of your dad's condition was the last draw for a lot of us
No mercy now no rules the pest need to come out of hibernation hibernation
FSJ again, I will address that I've always said not to include not to fuck people in real life
Not to include family
But I have some thoughts on that. Johnson elected cats a new member. Thank you
Door goes opens a new member. Thank you very much. Nighttime RMX. This is hamburger
country throws hair dye. Nan cram $20. Thank you very much. The
fact that he had no clean underwear this morning and was
proud of that on his podcast says so much. He's just a
despicable piece of shit. He really is. Don, another five bucks.
I want to apologize to Jenta and Tiger Lily
for Super Chat SJ today.
All right, it's out there now.
Cardiff.
Cardiff is mad at me, I think.
He didn't want me to do an emergency episode tonight.
Seven bucks from Cardiff.
Do you think the bills will be done winning by 10-0-5
so that Josh Allen can watch Potato Soup tonight?
That's right.
After the bills game.
Oh God, I hope it doesn't go into overtime. We've not had good luck against the Chiefs in overtime. my 10-0-5 so that Josh Allen can watch Potato Soup tonight. That's right. After the Bill's game.
Oh, god, I hope it doesn't go into overtime.
We've not had good luck against the Chiefs in overtime.
After the Bill's game tonight, tune over to Potato Soup
on the Cardiff Electric YouTube channel.
And B. Dabler is here too.
Next Tuki-Oki song coming.
Constings, John's son, parody of Love Stinks.
Oh, wow.
Well, I'm looking forward to that to key
The to kiyoki song we played on the show yesterday run DAZ two bucks. I've tried giving SJ benefit of the doubt no more
Yeah, I mean does he doesn't deserve it. He does not deserve it. He's a piece of shit
Weapons free my friends from lawyers guns and money
Mason in Portland with a $5 super stickerer. Thank you very much for the support.
Guys, this is out of control.
I really do appreciate this.
Tommy with five bucks.
If it wasn't for a shooly,
this fool would be homeless and broke.
I'm glad you call out all his BS.
Thank you for covering this piece of shit.
You and shooly are great.
Thank you.
Thank you, Tommy.
I do it with pleasure.
It's a lot of fun goofing on this retired. Mongo 20 bucks.
Mongo stands with Carl KWO. Thank you very much for that. I
do appreciate it.
Ham, ham, ham, hamburger, world order, HWO.
Adam Pratt, I wonder if it's Adam Pratt that I know. John is a
massive Epsler. You might be critical rancor with 20 pounds.
We should start a GFM.
Go fund me for your father.
That would be a massive FU to that bell end.
Well, my father's insured.
He's gonna be okay.
He's gonna be better.
He's got a lot of support, a lot of loved ones supporting him
and a great team of physicians and
all the healthcare professionals. We have great healthcare here in Rochester. So thank you for that.
I appreciate it. We're gonna be okay. Rick from New York, five bucks. I'm 20 minutes from Manhattan.
What am I gonna do? Roof for the Jets or Giants? Kidding about Josh Allen. Good luck to Buffalo.
John is vermin. I mean, you can root for the only team in New York state if you want to. No more shoo-leas equals world peace by bucks. Despite him being a converted shoo-lea, nothing but love and well wishes for your father and your family. Hope fentanyl laced blow finds his way to SJ soon. All right, let's get a little crazy. Let's get into some clips real quick.
We'll come back to the Superchats, I do appreciate that.
I wanna start off with,
John was checking out the B. Dabbler show from yesterday.
And so he's talking about how he was watching that.
And let me bring that up on the screen here.
Because like everybody else, all they talk about is me.
They buy views, by the way.
Because like everybody else, all they talk about is me. They buy views, by the way.
Oh, they're another group guilty of buying views.
Because they can tell,
because they have 900 people in the room.
All right, so now we're gonna find out why John knows
that the B. Dabler network is buying,
everyone's buying views now, it's great, it's amazing.
How everyone wants to have 800 people
watching their show.
I'm sure John will say I'm buying views right now.
We have a 1749 last count.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate everyone is here watching the show,
but everyone's buying views.
Let's find out what John's rationale is for this.
And the chat is going fucking.
Come back to us, John.
Come on.
Yeah.
You're distracted.
OK, I got it.
Leo.
And the chat was going.
That's the other thing, too.
John's new best friends are these people who chat him.
Leo, Gunn and Broccoli.
He talks to them on the phone.
He talks about these long conversations
he has with these people on the phone.
What a lonely old man you are, John.
You really fucked up in life, didn't you? You used to have lots of friends and co-workers and family, and now you have none of that.
You're really fucked up, you idiot.
Slow as a snap.
Now, if you're gonna have 800-nine of the people in a room, the chat is gonna fly.
I mean, if you look at my chat, it flies.
Flies. the chat is gonna fly. I mean, if you look at my chat, it flies, flies.
And maybe not now, because I only have 191. But when it goes up, they fly.
Okay, can I explain to this idiot
what he's not understanding about how all of this works?
See, John, the audience of your show
is very different from the audience of B. Dabbler's.
And the reason for that is that the people watching you hate you and they want to rip
on you.
They're hate watching.
They're goofing on you.
I read your chat.
I watch your shows live from time to time and everyone's trying to get in a shot at you.
Even the super chatters are goofing on you all the time.
That's why the chat goes so fast because everyone's enraged by what you're saying
and telling you to fuck off.
When you watch El Heribli and Friends or Potato Soup
or these other shows, people just watch.
They don't need to participate, they're enjoying it.
They're actually entertained by the product itself.
I turn it on while I'm on the treadmill,
I'm not on there chatting away, I'm just watching the show.
So that's the difference and that's why the chat moves quicker in yours than it does in other people's. I turn an unwam on the treadmill. I'm not on there chatting away. I'm just watching the show.
So that's the difference and that's why the chat moves
quicker in yours than it does in other people's.
They're not buying views.
They've organically built an audience.
And that's the other thing too, John,
something that you should think about.
You are stuttering John from the Howard Stern show
and the Tonight Show.
And yet these people who have no credits,
who didn't do anything in show business, didn't have
the name recognition that Stuttering John Melendez has are doing way better than you at this.
That's not good. That's pretty bad. So people like to tell John, you got to stop talking about
your past accomplishments so much. It's so annoying. And this is John's comeback for that.
Okay.
All right.
I'm the one who had, I had the career
and then they, oh, well, John looks 30 years back.
Well, that's like saying,
Sylvester Stallone shouldn't be happy about Rocky.
He should never talk about Rocky again.
It's ridiculous, ridiculous.
Spielberg should never talk about ET anymore.
I'm not comparing myself because this is what,
I can see Lady K. Mart now.
Chad is comparing himself to Sylvester Stallone and Rocky.
Oh, no. Emergency show.
Why do they podcast?
WDTP.
John is so stupid.
He always tries to predict what I'm going to say about his clips, and he's always wrong.
Because he's not a smart guy.
He doesn't understand how we analyze his show and analyze his psyche.
John is talking about comparing himself
to Sylvester Stallone and Spielberg.
So yes, that is embarrassing for sure.
You're right about that.
You caught yourself on that one.
But actually it's even a worse comparison than you realize because both Stallone and Spielberg went on to
do many other great things after E.T., after Rocky. They made tons more movies that people love,
and they continue to to this day. They're still doing it. In fact, the Sly Stallone comparison
is a really dumb one for you to bring up because you like to say that,
well, you age out of Hollywood,
I can't get a job as a writer because I'm an older guy.
They just want to hire younger guys.
Some of sliced alone who was an action star
is still figuring out a way to be an action star in movies.
He figured out how to make movies.
People still want to see him being an action star.
So does he talk about Rocky for your interview?
No.
Do you talk about Howard Stern?
Yes.
Do you see the difference?
Yeah.
Is Spielberg proud of ET?
I'm sure he is.
I can't tell you the last time Spielberg was interviewed about it.
That's not what he's talking about.
You're a moron for thinking.
And he started that by saying,
shouldn't they be happy about their accomplishments?
Yeah, everyone can be happy about their accomplishments,
but you should shut
the fuck up about it at some point.
And those guys don't brag.
The difference here is that you're bragging all the time.
You think you're better than everyone else because you got hired sight
unseen because you had a stutter.
Howard said hire him without ever talking to you or seeing you because
you had a stutter.
Very big difference.
Also, you
keep doing this. People say, John, you got to stop talking about your accomplishments.
We know everyone here knows you're not telling anyone anything that we don't already know.
In fact, that's what makes this so interesting is that you did have a career and now you're
at the lowest anyone could possibly be with the credits that you have. That's what makes
you interesting. But you think that one of these days,
you're going to talk about how you were on the Tonight Show
or Howard Stern, everyone's going to go,
oh, we better shut up.
This guy's got credits that we don't have.
I believe that the definition of insanity
or possibly retardation is doing the same thing
over and over again and expecting a different result.
What do you think is going to happen?
One of these days, someone's going to go, oh shit, you're on the Houd Stern Show?
My bad, is it my face right now?
Don't I look like a KB now?
I'm such an idiot.
But this, I was listening this morning to this episode
and this, I was like, wow, this is incredible.
I looked ahead and I'm writing a sitcom as we speak.
Based on, well, based on my two or three years
as a substitute teacher.
Which is it, two or three years as a substitute teacher.
Feel like you would know the answer to that.
Okay.
I got friends.
Yeah.
And we'll see if it comes, if it does well.
It does well.
If I get a show runner, you never know.
If you get a show runner, you gotta get a green light.
You gotta get a meeting before you get a showrunner.
If it does well, what are you talking about?
This is insane.
This guy thinks he's gonna write a sitcom about some,
I'm sure it's like a guy who used to be out of the top.
It's gonna be this guy who was the king of the world
in show business.
And then he decides, you know what?
It's time to give back to the community.
Everyone's been so good to me out here in Hollywood.
I'm gonna substitute Teach,
and I'm sure he's got all his buddies at the pub
that he goes to and talks to
after the long, hard, grueling day
of solving equations on the board.
Boom!
I'm sure that's gonna work its way into the show.
John, no one's gonna watch this shit guy,
but please make it.
Please. I really, really sitcom, but please make it, please.
I really, really hope that you do make it.
On Point Dabble Point, the most recent episode
on Julie's channel this past Friday,
we were talking about the fact that it seems like
perhaps John is back to teaching again.
He's changed his schedule.
He's no longer doing the 11 AM shows.
He's going on at a time when he could do a full day at school and then come home and do a show.
And then somebody found that he had renewed and I'm not going to get this right.
Someone saw that on January 1st, he had renewed a certification or a credential or something so that he could continue to teach in California.
So we went, Oh, all right.
Well, yeah, he's probably got another gig somewhere teaching somewhere. So John's going to explain that that's not the case.
I mean, if I was, no, I'm sorry. I got canned in August of last year. I'll still be on the site
still be on the site until the new school year, next year, then I'll be off the site. Okay.
Let's go.
Okay, so the 1-1-24 date.
Yes, did I apply to Burbank yet?
But oh, oh, so you're actually applying to be a substitute teacher?
Well, that's interesting that you say that's just like, well, okay, but yeah, am I applying?
Yeah, I do.
I do want to be doing that.
I'm just not doing it. Well, that's odd. It's odd that you say that's just like, well, okay, but yeah, am I applying? Yeah, I do. I do want to be doing that. I'm just not doing it.
Well, that's odd.
It's odd that you would make fun of it.
It's like, Carl's going around saying that I'm a substitute teacher.
Well, you're trying to be so.
It wasn't that far off, I guess.
But are you going to get that gig, John?
It's already in Sacramento, you know, and the odds are very against me.
The odds of him getting a substitute teaching job are against him.
This is after he says, I'm working on a sitcom.
Do you see why this is funny, John? Do you see why you're unintentionally funny?
It's going, but John, does it show later now?
John, does it show later?
Well, dummies, I have a choice.
I'll do my show. I have a chip. I have a choice
I'll do my show. Oh, was he just fixing his dentures again at 11 Well, what was that? Hold on. I gotta go back and look at this
There are a lot of people who think the chance got some fake teeth in his mouth
Choice because I'm sure like this again
Good a min straight do my show. There you go.
I got it.
At 11 when I'm still in bed or do it after Brennan.
That's my choice.
I don't want to go against Brennan because in my opinion, no offense, Brennan and I are
the only entertaining ones. Oh.
So why would I go against Kevin Brennan? I like him.
Well, there you have it. It makes perfect sense.
John's going on when he goes on because he wants to go on after Mizraho's company,
which is four to six, Monday through Monday, every fucking day.
So that's what John's schedule is,
because he likes Kevin Brennan.
So later on in the show, Kevin Brennan goes live
and John starts sniping him.
He's something, well, obviously that's why people watch him.
Something's really wrong with him.
This is the guy you just said he liked.
What just happened?
There's something very, very, very, very wrong with you.
Fucking angry old man. Well, I thought he said he was funny and he was good
what happened you stop it we got a good on the other kumi is mercy so if he went
over there he probably asked kumi can I come over can I do John show he's like
yes try to fuck up his channel and then John's be like oh I didn't see that
John sees nothing coming that's cuz John's too like, oh, I didn't see that John sees nothing coming
That's because John's too trust so John was the original snake also right Stevie Lou. Oh, I'm the original John was the original snake Is that he's talking shit? How do you think it kept explain?
He worked for Howard Stern Howard Stern put Stutter John on the map
Yeah, and Howard Stern hated one person in showbiz. That was Jay Leno
All right Yeah, and Howard Stern hated one person in showbiz. That was Jay Leno It's I gotta turn that off making some points over there
It's amazing to me that in a single episode John can go from saying Kevin Brennan's funny
He's the best for the only talented ones to then watching Kevin show going this fucking guy
I can't watch this. He's such an idiot and it gets worse than that.
Right? Yeah and I went down while you were filming television so fuck off, Fredon. You're a fucking hack.
You're an old man with pink shoes and a yellow fucking bike helmet.
So this is a weird thing. So John went from saying that he's talented and funny and the only other
one who puts out a good show to saying he's a hack. None of these people are real. This is the
thing I want to point out about Kevin Brennan
and Stuttering John.
I just did a show yesterday with Jim and Vinny and Chris
and we were watching the Bonfire guys
breaking down the Sue Castello versus Kevin Brennan ordeal.
And there's some weirdness around Kevin paying people
and how that all works and I pointed that out.
But for the most part, we all took Kevin's side of this.
Like Sue Castell came off very poorly in this exchange
and we took Kevin's side.
Kevin says awful things about me
on every single episode of his podcast.
Every single one, he talks shit about me.
But I call it like I see it.
And that's the thing.
I think that's why people,
that why there's almost 2100 people watching this right now
Because this isn't a phony show these other shows are phony John goes on praises Kevin Brennan Kevin goes yeah
John's a snake he went to Leno from Howard Stern this guy's a fucking hack
He sucks and then the thing where he says he wears a yellow bike helmet and pink shoes
What do you what are you saying?
The colors of the guys gear and. Does it make him gay? Is that is that what you're
trying to say? Tell me Kevin Brennan's gay without saying
he's gay.
Brandon, you're a fucking hack. You're an old man with pink
shoes and a yellow fucking bike helmet. And you are a miserable
old pink man. So, and you know what?
I'm gonna tell you that to your face in Atlantic City.
Go right up to you.
And I'm gonna go, Kev,
you're a miserable pink fucking loser.
What are you gonna do about that?
No, you're not.
Hey, John, no, you're not.
You definitely are not gonna do that.
There's no fucking way you would do that. You're not even going to make it to Atlantic City.
Let's be honest.
You couldn't come to Rochester when there were 86 tickets sold
and you were going to make some money.
You were going to have a payday coming to Rochester
to put out a show.
You couldn't even do that.
You're not going to Atlantic City.
You know any people who will be there who don't like you?
Oh, I know you made up with Kate Meany.
I know.
We'll talk about that for sure.
But you don't have the balls. He wouldn't go up with Kate Meany. I know we'll talk about that for sure.
But you don't have the balls.
He wouldn't go up to Kevin Brennan.
You would kiss his ass if you saw Kevin Brennan in Atlantic City.
You wouldn't challenge him to anything.
He's incredible.
All right.
So that John starts talking about how the only thing I do, who are these podcasts?
Carl Hammer, the only thing I do is talk about
Stuttering John Melendez.
But it was so funny, and I'm watching a little bit
of this fucking point, dabbling point.
Hey, why don't you just call it the Stuttering John Show, Carl?
I mean, at this point, every one of your shows
is about Stuttering John.
Well, first off, your show's called the Stuttering John Show,
sir.
That's why I'd be confusing.
You don't have to have a marketing background to know
that would be bad, but okay, explain to me
that all of my shows are about Stuttering John.
So just call it the Stuttering John Show.
Seriously.
Because that's all you're doing.
Okay.
The BS show is now talking about Stuttering John.
Not my show.
The Uncle Rico show is talking about Stuttering John. Not my show. The Uncle Rico show is talking about Sutter and John.
Not my show.
The Blunder year show is talking about Sutter and John.
Not my show.
Point double point is talking about Sutter and John.
That is my show.
That's my weekly roundup idea, yes.
Toot-kee-soup is talking about Sutter and John.
Not my show.
I mean, that's all it is.
Okay, so let's go over to the,
who are these podcasts, YouTube channel.
And let's see, is John the only thing I'm talking about
on my show?
I just put out today, Leslie Jones is a bitter asshole,
teaching children that abortions are great,
an OPI video right here, Chad Zumach video right here,
a show about people who are lark being adult
baby diaper lover, the podcast Tom Myers, Bill Maher, Joey C interview, Kevin Brun and
his control issues, Maddox is back to prove he's a bitch. Howard Cern gets COVID. And then
oh, here's a John video after all of those videos on all different topics that John,
there's a John then scary sex toys, Patty broken skull tries out
new material, the sniper can't handle getting snipe, Chad Zumak, uh, John's landlord deals with his
filth another Southern John video obese women dating goes awry lesbian musical podcast Tom
Myers is a liar. I guess you get the point here. We're doing a lot of things and this is not all
stuttering John by any means. So that's just who are these podcasts.
I also am involved in the creep off.
Obviously I co-host that and who are these socials.
We don't talk about John at all.
So when John tries to paint these pictures in gaslight,
his viewers was, he doesn't have viewers.
They know.
So it doesn't work.
Kevin Brennan could probably gaslight some of his viewers
because they're just watching Kevin Brennan.
So he can say shit about me
and people wouldn't know the difference.
But John, it's not working.
You're a fucking idiot.
This clip right here, I couldn't believe my ears.
He's talking to Derek from BYB podcast, you know, the Quadfather and Derek says, yeah,
I used to play baseball before the accident and I was pretty good.
I could hit 100 mile per hour fastball coming in and listen to what John says.
This is insane. I would make like the last like, I'm like, you
know, I ruin one World Series game. This one idiot will not let
me live it down because it was basis loader or something. I was
the best player on the team. I was like the all start tournament
guy, but they hit it to me and I fucking was so OCD in my head.
And I got it, like I should have just stepped on third,
but instead I threw the first and, you know,
and made an error and throw and they all blame me.
Even though I batted like I went four for five
and probably scored every run we scored,
but you know, this, you know,
and we wouldn't have been there without me, but you know,
it's-
From the very first episode that I ever reviewed Suttering John's podcast, I connected it
to a specific song.
And now John is acting it out word for word.
If only reality was how you perceived yourself, John, it would be you'd be the most incredible
person to ever exist.
The best baseball player, the greatest announcer of all time, the funniest guy on the Howard
Stearns show.
Everything about you is amazing.
And yet it's not.
Wow.
And yet the actual reality is that just the opposite of all those things.
Just based on what I know about you, you probably sucked at baseball too, would be my guess.
Alright, couple more clips and then I want to get into the real personal shit that John's
doing about my family that's backfiring on him.
Because that's really the main reason why we're here today is to talk about John being
a giant piece of shit
who deserves everything bad that has happened to him and that will happen to him.
But before we do that, let's talk about John's brand new pub math.
This is going to clear some things up.
We've been very confused about how much John is tipping.
He says he tips $10 for a beer and then we're trying to figure out is that every beer he
tips $10 or because he gets five beers and he does two bucks a beer, then we're trying to figure out is that every beer he tips $10 or because he gets
five beers and he does two bucks a beer that's $10 because he's said it some different ways.
We finally get to the answer because John is saving himself money by doing a show later
in the evening or afternoon I should say and the reason for that is that instead of going to the pub
and buying beer he's now staying at home and drinking beer that Vince, the lawyer sends him.
So it's saving him a lot of money and he'll break down exactly how much is saving him here.
Derek, you know, like you used to do like
if I want to go on before bread, I got to go on like 10 o'clock in the morning.
I don't know about you, but I don't get out of bed at 10 o'clock in the morning.
Oof.
John, that's because you're a loser.
That's not good.
So I was like, all right.
Yeah, so I'm like, what do I want to do?
Do I want to do my show at 10, 11?
Well, do my show after Brandon.
I said, I'll do it after Brandon.
Because then I don't have to go to the pub.
So I'm not blowing a $50, $60, you know,
you know, every day at the every day the public what I was doing
I was blowing 50s because keep raising the prices there. It's like six bucks right
Choke choking on my own right you
All right, let's let's get this straight. It's they're raising the prices. It's six dollars a pint. Oh
No, what is that gonna do to John? Let's find out. I was blown 50, because keep raising the price of this.
Like, six bucks a pint.
So if I have eight, that's fucking, you know,
that's 48 bucks or whatever it is.
And then, and then I got tipped.
I was tipped 10 bucks.
So I'm almost at 60 bucks a day.
He buys eight pints.
He's never thrown out that word before.
He always says a couple, three or four. Now we're at eight pints that he's
drinking at the pub, starting at 3pm. He's drinking eight pints.
But that's not surprising to me, obviously. What I thought was
interesting about this is he says, it's $48 in beer, and he
always tips $10. So that's not a great tip. Right? That's about 20% is what you're tipping the
bartender is pouring you these beers. He brags about it like he's the most generous guy ever.
I think 20% is kind of the minimum at this point as far as tipping goes.
Fucking seven days a week.
And how long is he there to he's there seven days a week drinking eight pints.
He loves to do the other beer math where he says,
you know, I drink a beer an hour or whatever it is.
So how much time is he wasting these bartenders resources
for the $10 tip they're gonna get?
Fuckin' $420 a fuckin' week.
Oof.
I'm glad you're saving that money, John.
I don't think that's affordable for you.
Okay.
So last clip I have on here, I guess John and Kate Meany have made up.
Now, the last emergency episode we did, we showed you all the clips where John
talked all sorts of shit about Kate Meany.
For some reason, John, a 58 yearyear-old man, was all concerned about how a woman in
her mid-20s was living her life, specifically around who she was dating, who was putting
their fingers in her. These are all things that John is concerned about. Really weird
shit to be concerned about. But John's going to explain that they've made up now.
Had a nice conversation with Kate Meany today
She's a sweet girl
She's a sweet girl. This is what I mean
How does anybody watch any of these shows to take anyone seriously?
It's just a week to week everything fucking changes. It's insane. I'm just so sick of watching everybody beat her up
I know I said shit. That was because she called me a buffoon. You are a buffoon! That doesn't give you the right to talk
shit about her especially the way that you did which is the creepiest way
possible talking about her boyfriends and and who she's done what with which is
insane thing but it was okay she called me a buffoon. Jen you're a buffoon. The
fact that you don't recognize that or realize that
doesn't change the fact that you, sir, are a buffoon.
But she apologized, I'm cool.
Gina apologized, I'm cool.
Okay, well there you go guys.
As long as you apologize,
John should be apologizing to Kate.
Why is it Kate apologizing to John?
I hate Kate Meadie.
I think she's a drip.
But in this circumstance,
John should be apologizing to her.
That was so fucking rude.
What he was saying about her,
he went on and on into her episode
trying to sludge shave her.
It was insane.
He's such an asshole.
All right.
The main thing we want to talk about today, of course,
John's revealing health information about members of my
family, which is very low.
It's a douche move.
It's backfiring on him.
I don't know what he was hoping to accomplish with it.
What he, John doesn't have a plan.
He, he put out the tweet that I showed earlier
and he has since deleted it
because I think he realized he was getting a lot of backlash
from it.
But this is the tweet.
Bob Janine Grant, I hope poor Bob recovers
from what he is going through.
No, not having a loser son like Carl, I'm talking cancer.
Good one.
Is that a joke? If someone could explain to me what's funny about that, from what he is going through. No, not having a loser son like Carl, I'm talking cancer. Good one.
Is that a joke?
If someone could explain to me what's funny about that,
I'd love to know.
And listen, I am no stranger to dark humor
and I have no problem.
I think you can make anything funny.
I think that that's the whole point.
Jim Norton has done a great job of illustrating.
That's the whole point of comedy and humor
is to make light of things that are uncomfortable
and sad and brutal.
I mean, you can make jokes about genocide
and the Holocaust, like you can do those types of things.
Cancer is a horrific thing that I think most people
have had to deal with in one way or another,
directly or indirectly, loved ones, family members.
So in order to get across a good cancer joke,
it's really gotta hit.
You really gotta craft that one.
And this is what John likes to call,
swing and a miss.
Swing and a miss.
Let me get caught up on some chats real quick.
James Boyd, two bucks.
Lost my son to cancer less than a year ago.
Fuck settering John.
See, that's what I'm talking about.
This is, and I'm sorry to hear that, that sucks.
Picture, exactly.
Ah, I did that pretty well.
I wanna start to go fund me for Superchats
that would have been sent to Stuttering John.
Yes, now you're talking.
Maybe what we'll do is I'll just put up my stream,
a blank stream while John's going
and anything you wanna say to Johnny, just put it out there, a blank stream while John's going and anything you want to say to Johnny,
just put on there and we'll read up to him.
Meredith Halfpenny, 279, we stand with Carl Now and Forever,
FSJ, thank you Meredith.
I do appreciate that, Christian Blood, two bucks.
John Melendez and his walk-up studio apartment.
Christian, thank you for that.
I appreciate it.
And you just reminded me,
I meant to say this on the,
who are these podcasts yesterday
This Tuesday two o'clock Eastern who are these broadcasters has Jackie the joke man martling as the guest So Eric Zane and Christian Blatt. We have Jackie the joke man on that's awesome
It's it'll be Jackie's first time on the who are these channel on
YouTube so that's awesome. Thank you, Christian. DPM five bucks.
What your dad needs during this difficult time
is a used iPad mini bar, iPad mini bartered for from the pub.
Yes, I have tried to get him an outdated iPad
that he can't update or get on the internet with.
Suzanne's nefarious clamp.
Best your dad. I just lost mine to cancer.
Senator John has always been seepage.
This was cretiness of him.
Guys, come on, you know how I feel about big words.
But thank you very much for the sentiment.
I appreciate it.
I guess I might, my dad's watching.
I'm sure he really appreciates
the outpouring of love and support.
Be well, Bradley, five bucks.
But will you vote for him as senator of Florida for Southern John?
Yes, I would vote for if John's on a ballot, I'm voting for him.
That buffoon.
Do you know how much material I would get from John running for office?
Velvet G five bucks.
He is a very sad little man, even when John doxes you used, so few care. He's a non-factor.
He's up to great work. Thank you, Velvet G. I feel the same way. Michael C. Two Bucks,
the Bernstein Broadcast is paid for by Arizona Bay Candy. I should have had that down here
with me. Yeah. Doug from Who's Right has a fantastic candy that I recommend people will
check out. Benson Levy, two bucks. I'm making tea with honey wants. I get it. David D demonicae. WTP rules. John needs
inpatient rehab ASAP. Seriously. This has all been a cry for
help from him. Oh, maybe you know, I don't I don't go that deep
with the psychology. You could be honest. I'm in john's ear
mites. A member for five months, you'll always have earmites, FTWO.
Jed, Ellen, $50, Jed, that is very generous of you.
And for that, I think that you deserve a very special,
if I can find it, Nope, that's not it. Super Chat World Order, SWO.
Happy to stumble upon you and Shuli just a few weeks ago.
Life changing entertainment. Keep up the great work and go bills.
Thank you, Jed. I'm so glad you found us.
I know a lot of people who are so glued to the dabble verse.
It really is endlessly entertaining and fascinating.
I find myself watching all the shows as well. Trevor zero, 10 bucks, sending prayers for
your dad, FSJ. Thank you very much. Trevor zero. I appreciate it. Acu mugen five bucks.
He need a court ordered ban from the internet. Sadly, it's the only way to end his ability
to harm. You know, in some countries, they do that. I don't know if you can do that in
the United States, but yeah, the internet's not helping him at all. Nighttime RMX to New Zealand
dollars. Here's two dollars towards that iPad. Your old man wants. All right, that that we appreciate,
that we can do. Bellic lover, but the lucky lover, 20 dollars. Thank you. Love to you and your dad.
He's going to be okay. Hugs and kisses. He is going to be okay. He's, uh to you and your dad. He's gonna be okay Hugs and kisses. He is gonna be okay. He's uh, he's doing great. He's battling and he's winning
Void Wraith $5 John did the same massive overreaction with already taking ball busting to a deranged attack lost my amount of cancer
FSJ. Yes, this has been pointed out. John is not a comic. He's not a comedian. He doesn't know how to bust balls.
He doesn't know how to get back at me produces that really lame intro theme song. Why do they podcast whatever it is?
And he plays an ad nauseam. He thinks that that's getting the people. He's not funny. He's not talented.
And so this is what he has to do. He has to hit as hard as possible, which just,
the angle that he's taking here is the wrong angle.
And he'll never understand that.
He'll watch this and not understand what he did wrong
and think that he's justified.
And John, there's over 2,000 people here
all thinking you're a piece of shit.
So look in the mirror, think about it.
Do your little OCD ritual and then stare in the mirror
and go, wait a second, am I in the wrong year?
Yes, you are.
Chris Sam on five bucks.
Can't wait till 2025 when we leave this piece of shit
behind for good.
Frosted Tips World Order.
I agree with you on that.
Frost, frost, frost, frosted tips, world order.
FTWO Jimmy
I two bucks are you declaring a fatwa on John not yet. Dr.
Bob's ankle monitor get well Mr. Hamburger can I send a mini
iPad a lot of people want to send my father an iPad I'll see if
he needs one. John's son to 25 bucks F cancer and FSJ he's a
cancer I'm really loving the frosted tips fuck off the
narrator five bucks but let's just, he's a cancer. I'm really loving the frosted tips. Fuck off. The narrator, five bucks,
but that's just things he's correct.
He rides atop his Menta soapbox.
When he's being manipulative and devious,
he claims bumbling ignorance.
Yeah, I know.
I mean, we've all figured John out.
He's not, it's not difficult to understand
what he does and how he does it.
Eddie Coyle, five bucks.
Call him a garbage person.
He was very hurt by this particular insult
when Card of Electric called him this.
John, you're a garbage person.
You're a garbage person.
Nobody else writes about someone's father
having cancer on Twitter to get back at that person,
back at the son.
Nobody does that, only you, you're garbage, your filth.
Warren, five bucks. John is just like Maddox.
Someone makes bank making fun of him. So he doxes them and
accuses them of buying views. Yes. There's a lot of parallels
between Settering John and our buddy Maddox. That is for sure.
Wow. $100 from Cripple 13, FSJ and F Cancer. I can't stand
people like John.
Yay, super chats.
Cripple 13, thank you so much.
That is extremely generous.
You guys have all been very generous
on this emergency episode.
I really appreciate it.
So let's talk about what John tweeted out and then deleted.
So if we look at, is on the dad was anonymous
subreddit and after he posted that photo of my parents and
brother with the thing about my dad, muttering, Jay, who's
Vince, the lawyer writes, Why are you posting trailer trash?
Us J. So Vince, the lawyer, what he does is he stirs the pot.
That's his only job in life, stir the pot,
send deliveries to people's houses, fuck with them,
do everything you can to get people riled up
and whatever you can do.
So he's trying to get John going here,
calling my family white trash.
And John writes, poor Bob is dying of cancer.
I feel bad for him and hope he recovers.
John, did you stutter when you wrote that?
Cause you're lying.
You don't feel bad for my father.
You would not have written that.
You would not have posted that photo.
You would not act the way you do
if you gave a fuck about my father.
You don't.
You're not fooling anyone.
I'm not following for it.
You're not the good person here.
Like I said earlier, Chad Zuma sent me a note
saying you're a piece of shit. You're not winning on this one.
And saying that you feel bad for my father and hope he recovers
is bullshit. You piece of shit. So Curtis says, This is your
mentality, like the infamous wishing already death BS,
someone shoots you with a water gun you drop a nuke no humor no
comprehension of jokes i've heard nothing but compliments from carl about your family and he
responds to that with lol then you haven't heard carl um no he has heard me i've been complimenting
your family non-stop that's all we've been doing is how many of your family because i don't want
to play this game with you i think you suck john John. I think your family's great You suck. You're an asshole. You're a piece of shit. You suck at broadcasting
You get distracted. I love that you think your show's entertaining
It's garbage everyone watching you is watching because they're laughing at you not with you you suck and
How you don't realize that was entire community based on people watching your show and saying you suck
with the entire community based on people watching your show and saying you suck. How do you not realize that?
And so he doesn't address what Curtis says here saying no humor, no comprehension of
jokes.
So what was funny about the thing that you posted on there?
It's not funny at all.
You have no idea how to even structure a joke.
And John doesn't obviously respond to that part.
And then Troll Hunter says, you should delete this post, not appropriate by any measure.
Okay, pretty reasonable, pretty rational,
pretty good advice in my opinion.
And John says, really?
But calling my kids losers is making fun of my daughter
comparing her to Baba Bui is,
then saying that's an insult to Baba Bui.
That's okay, yes John when you
read your book you dedicated to your children the joke was wow those kids
sound like losers because you're the one who's put it out there remember the
reason why people talk about your kids is because you talk about your kids all
the time you want us to talk about your kids you the time. You want us to talk about your kids. You use them as a shield.
You gotta stop bringing up this comment I made
about how she looks like she could be Baba Buwi's daughter.
I said it once.
You've said it 5,000 times.
So if it's that damaging,
you're the one who's perpetuating it at this point,
not me.
And you keep posting it everywhere.
If your daughter is so put off by this comment
and so brutal, then why do you keep saying it?
It kind of makes you seem like a shitty parent,
a shitty family member.
It's fucked up that you keep doing this
and hiding me on the shield.
You want us to talk about your kids.
You know those kids that I don't know anything about
and I've never talked about?
Opies.
You know how many hours I've spent making fun of opies?
I don't.
I can't count that high.
I'm not a math teacher like you.
So I don't know.
But we never talk about Opie's kids
because Opie doesn't talk about his kids.
You bring up your kids all the fucking time
because you want us to talk about them.
You do it on purpose.
And don't pretend like you don't.
Let me show you a couple more tweets
and then I wanna get back to this thread.
So John's been going after my wife as well.
So this is a photo of my wife and my mother-in-law both looking beautiful.
This is at our wedding and John writes, how I married my mother.
So John is stealing that from Kevin Brennan,
the hack that he said is a hack,
but something Kevin Brennan's been saying, but I don't know.
I think that's gonna backfire on you too,
John, my wife looks beautiful right there.
It was a lovely wedding.
And by the way, at my wedding, we had two bands,
and I didn't feel compelled to jump up on stage
and play guitar with the bands
and show off me the center of attention
like you did at your wedding.
You are a trash person, you're garbage white trash.
You know that.
And then this is just me and some friends
at another wedding and whatever,
they give you the stupid bag of whatever you want to put out
and you put on stupid hats and stuff
and then take your photos and
Another great joke. We'll watch this one John writes ufa. Who's the one with the red hat yikes?
Good joke John. You're killing it. That's not gonna backfire. Wow
Everyone's gonna be on your side now. You're saying that my wife's not attractive funny how just a month ago
You said you had nudes of her that you were jerking off to. Again, you go every other way, and it doesn't make
any fucking sense. It doesn't make any sense to anyone that you have every opinion possible.
It makes you look like you're an idiot. And maybe you are. Well, not only is my wife
involved, my mother-in-law, my parents, my brother, my sisters involved
in this too for some reason.
More hilarious tweets.
So this is just a photo of my sister and it says, I wonder why she stopped speaking to
her brother.
She didn't.
I still have a relationship with my sister.
We still talk, John.
So whoever gave you that information was incorrect.
And I've been straight up about everything that you've said
about my family and all of our personal bullshit.
When you've been right about it, I've told you you're correct.
I have nothing to hide.
I'm not worried about you digging into my or you, I should
say Vince the lawyer muttering Jay finding all these photos
and sending them to you and then you putting putting out these
hilarious jokes yikes
Look at the one in the red hat yikes
What's with colors and hats with you? Oh, he's got a yellow helmet. Oh, she's got a red hat
Funny stuff. I guess that's the observational comedy stylings of one stuttering John Melendez. Here's another tweet. He just put out
Today, I mean he's still doing this today. This is from this morning. He's still doing this,
even though this backfired on him, he had to take down the
tweet. Everyone's just going, Joe, what the fuck are you doing?
This makes you look like an asshole. You're a raging asshole
for writing about Carl's dad having cancer. This is incredible.
And so this is just a photo of my sister with a couple people
at something, some type of event. He goes, what's going on
here? I don't know. Good question,
John. What is going on here? Why do you care? What does that have to do with anything? What
does my sister have to do with fucking anything, you idiot? I know, John, I'll say, why are
you talking about my kids? I don't. I don't talk about your kids. So that brings us back to this thread that has 157 comments as of this morning on
Dad was anonymous Getty Lee's thumb gloves off nuke this cunt into the greasy
smear he deserves to be no limits observe and attack and you know I've been
saying this for a long time guys it's observing report we don't go. We don't go after families. We don't do anything in real life
I'm not saying that anymore. I'm not gonna do shit to John, but he's gonna get some shit from this and he deserves it
I'm not personally going after his family. I'm not trying to contact Susanna. I'm not gonna contact anyone in his family
I'm not gonna do anything to John in real life. But people might, after this, they might,
and brought it on yourself.
You really did.
Dr. Ted Pienas Astronaut says,
I concur, this is war.
Agree fuck John, write in his brown hole,
observe and attack, get him and his cunt mother too,
observe and attack, release the hounds
I've never brought up John's mom
That's the thing too John likes to pretend that because someone called his mom on Christmas Eve then I did it I
Didn't I don't call people's moms. I don't give a shit about that. I do a comedy podcast
So why would I do that? I wouldn't do anything for me in any single way
But John likes to just say well someone did it so I'll blame Carl and Shuli for it. Well, that's stupid
You're an idiot because not only was I not the one who called I also have never rooted for people fucking with your family until now
until now
Call in everyone get Anthony kumia to to contribute
Call in everyone, get Anthony Kumiya too to contribute. Yeah, there's certain people like Anthony and Patrick Melton who will take the gloves off
and have a lot of fun with this.
John deserves everything that's coming to him, everything.
Can't wait.
Done deal, pal.
Go ahead and tweet.
Come on.
I'll pay you to tweet.
I'll pay you to tweet.
I honestly don't care how far the Daiblers go now.
Call his mom and sisters all you want.
Call his mentally disturbed kids whatever you want.
I will no longer judge you or tell you to stop.
Burn it all.
You would think I wrote that.
I didn't.
That's Rocket King 1878.
But wow, 74 people agree with that sentiment.
So, huh, interesting.
Joe, what were you trying to accomplish?
I don't know if you're still podcasting live. Maybe you're sniping me. That'd be fun. What were you trying to accomplish? I don't know if you're still podcasting live.
Maybe you're sniping me.
That'd be fun.
What were you trying to accomplish with that tweet?
What'd you think was going to happen?
Is this what you thought was going to happen?
Cause that would make you even stupider, but you're stupid either way.
Scorched earth policy from now on, John is scum agree.
Totally agree.
Let the scorching of John's earth commends.
His daughter heard her dad say this, so she cut off her tits to lose weight. This is a tweet.
Yes, they are only date women under 150 pounds. Yes, people are
going after his trans son now. Geez, I wonder why that happened.
Mama Kelly. I've never been more happy to be overweight. Guys
like this always crack me up. This drunk, vile, ignorant callous vicious ugly vile shameless pesky rotten bad tempered animal
has got Dassy to put others down and judge. Well said, Mama Kelly. I like every adjective
in there. That's awesome. Let the night fall. You never should have though. John has never
ever deserved the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, I know, responding to that one.
If you give this low life scum money
and super chase your Patreon,
you're just as bad, no more money for Melendez.
Yeah, and I've said this,
I've actually told people to give John money
that was years ago,
but I've never really told people not to give John money.
I mean, this is a matter where it's like,
what are you funding here?
What kind of operation are you funding if you're giving Stuttering John money to continue
to be on the internet and I have such a scumbag that he is, it's not good. It's not good what
he's doing. And again, I said it earlier, I super chatted John just last week. And I told him,
John, I have no problem with your family. I have no problem.
I think your children are well adjusted and they seem great,
like great adults. I'm happy for your family. I have no problem
with them. Stop saying that I do. And what does he do? Oh, he
decides to dox my family and health conditions. Good one, John.
Good response to that.
Well-measured response to that.
Fucking idiot.
Let's see here.
Easiest way to mess with SJ is to literally stop
messing with him.
No more super chance for this piece of shit.
Yeah, and that's a real easy way for him
to learn a lesson that we can all get behind.
Peter Chicken Man Brennan, glad Leslie Jones will bring you and my bro together.
Yes.
I think that's something that we could agree on.
John Sons of 25 bucks, $500 to whoever feeds SJ a fifth sandwich in Atlantic City.
All right, we don't want to start putting bounties on people's heads. That's definitely illegal. I guess the tears of service. Isaac Barix, wholesome
Gabba Gull art. Nice new haircut, Carl. Glad you got rid of the frosted tips and went
full tard cut. It's quite fitting on a hamburger. Oh, yeah, some people here like me. I thought
I was doing okay. Badass two bucks. Can I get a sad skull drop to preempt the end of SJ?
I don't have the sad skull drop.
I gotta get, I think Cardiff is the king of the drops
these days.
Mr. Majestic two bucks,
certain lines that don't cross,
he did, all bets off.
That seems to be the sentiment.
Laugh it up Comedy Club,
two bucks, can you please bring W-P to Pukipsi?
Yeah, we would do that.
KJ, ten bucks.
This is just, oh, and speaking of that, if you want to see us live,
and I hope that everybody will come out
to Largo, Florida, that's in the Tampa Clearwater area,
flying into Tampa or Clearwater,
and get there pretty easily.
March 22nd, tickets are on sale,
W-A-T-P live.com, or you go to our website
whoarethese.com, there's a link right on there
and go on there.
I think almost all of the high-end seats
in the orchestra area are sold,
but still lots of seats available to big theater
and you can pick out your seats.
There's also general admission when those sell out. So get on that so you can pick out your seats. There's also general admission when those sell out.
So get on that so you can pick out your seats
and sit where you want to.
Looking forward to seeing everybody down in Largo.
KJ 10 bucks, this is just typical of John.
He gave out personal medical information about Jackie.
He is vile, best wishes to you and your family.
Yeah, good point.
Someone was just talking to him about Jackie
on his show, he goes, yeah, Jackie's mad at me.
He never explains why.
But John loves to weaponize information.
If you give him any information,
he thinks he can weaponize it, which is odd.
I don't know how, I mean, obviously talking about my father
and what he's going through.
And listen, I'll tell you this,
my dad is not dying from cancer.
He keeps beating it. It's unbelievable what he is not dying from cancer. He keeps beating it.
It's unbelievable what he's doing.
He just, he keeps surviving it.
Even as it spreads, he just keeps surviving it.
It's inspirational.
He's surrounded by friends and loved ones and he's doing a great job and we're
all really happy for what he's done.
It's, it's inspired all of us and for anyone who's going through it out there,
I'm sure you've been inspired by loved ones and how strong they can be when they are faced with this type of thing.
And for John to bring it up as if this is something that he's going to lure it over
me or I'm going to be upset that he brought it up, just the opposite.
You know, I'm really appreciate all the support that you guys are all giving me.
And even before we did this emergency broadcast, I saw all the comments and what people were posting
on Twitter and on the different reddits
and different message boards.
And it's all been overwhelmingly positive
and John's a piece of shit.
He really is just a moron, Tommy.
You can also turn down the chat room speed as well.
Davey kicks five bucks.
Hip of violation fines can be issued up to a maximum level of $25,000 per violation category
per calendar year.
I know I was thinking about HIPAA.
I don't know if John, I don't know how that works.
If that's a HIPAA regulation, I think that has more to do with the, you know, honestly,
I don't know.
I would assume that that has more to do with medical institutions, hospitals and things
like that. but maybe not.
Ricky302.25 bucks.
I was born in 94.
I literally only know about SJ because of WTP.
John should be thanking you and Julie and others for making him relevant again.
Correct.
This is very true.
Most, I shouldn't say most, a lot of people who now study John and follow him and watch him and super chat him
only know about him because of Uncle Rico and who are these podcasts and now took his soup
and potato soup and all these other shows that are talking about John and he acts like that's
not the case but go back to before the dabble verse was the dabble verse and see how many
viewers John had on his show and how much money he was making
He wasn't doing as well as he is now and he really should be thanking us. Davy cakes two bucks the high-tech act
section 13410 e1
I'll look into it. Just bang or two bucks. John's not the goat. He's a goat piece of shit f stuttering John John Bolton was two pounds can people stop giving him money scum? Yes, I agree. Is the Lions game started?
I'm so sorry apologies to my friends in Detroit
I was hoping to get this done in an hour so that everyone could start watching the game
We'll get finished up here with super chats and and then go Lions, go Bills today, big day today.
Metal Attic 10 bucks.
I lost my dad last Monday.
Suddenly the pain is unbearable.
All the best to your family.
I'm so sorry to hear that, Metal Attic.
It is.
It's brutal when you lose a family member, especially a parent.
The fact that John would treat this so callously is insane.
He's such a moron.
Nighttime RMX. Wonder what Stallone and Spielberg's Super Chat numbers are. He's such a moron. Nighttime RMX wonder what Stallone and Spielberg super chat numbers are.
He's such a moron. He really can't get out of his own way.
Drew P. Balls, 20 bucks.
Here's your dad being around for a long time in FSJ. Yes.
For sure.
My dad will live to see more Cubs World Series.
All right, maybe not. I probably won't either, but.
Painkiller, two bucks. Fate will be John's biggest enemy before long.
It already is. Hacko Burrow 2 bucks. Papa Hamburger. World Order. F.S.J.
In his son C.U.N.T. I can't wait to hear Tookie's new uh
sign that he's coming out with. Eddie Valentino 10 bucks. John must really want
something bad to happen to him. He really be a sad sack, but he's too narcissistic to fix the bad. He's done karma's gonna get him in a bad way
I agree with that
I think you put out this type of negative energy into the world and you get it back and I mean he's already
living that comeuppance if
You see he was showing off to Stevie Lou photos of his old mansion that he bought when he first moved out to LA
He lived in a beautiful area of LA and he had a giant house and now look at him
400 square foot studio apartment. That's filthy that he can't even breathe in
mucus is pouring out of his face all day long because it's
Disgusting where he is.
And this is what he deserves.
By the way, everybody is living the life they deserve.
Not everybody.
It says people have some bad things happen to them,
but people like John, who's had every opportunity
and turned into this, definitely deserves it.
Picture, exactly.
Oh, shit, I did that one.
Picture, exactly.
This is what SJ's chat should look like. Never addressing him.
Just chatting to each other about him. Would he catch on?
Interesting. I like that. That's fun. That's a fun idea.
In fact, when John used to do, we just did the political shows.
He had Hal Sparks on and Richard O'Jetta and Tony Michaels.
You'd watch that chat
And it was just people who would go there to talk to each other
They weren't even paying attention to the show because this shows
Unlistenable people know nothing about politics. So that it's kind of funny if we brought that back again. Just Bangor two bucks
You just wrote a better show than John ever could oh
Yeah, about his sitcom. Mod leave you two bucks, the name of his sitcom.
Welcome back, Snotter. That's good.
That's good. Joe Dicker, two bucks.
Is he calling it hanging with Mr. Stupor?
That's a good one, too.
We have some funny fucking listeners
here at WATP.
My boy, penis wrinkle, five bucks.
I will send him one more super chat
to tell him he crossed the line
I won't be supporting him anymore. Should I try to get him to apologize f cancer? No, I'm a adult
I don't apologize don't mean anything to me. I don't care the fact that job's like, oh, you know
Geno Bisconti apologized and Kate Meany. So now we're good. That's what you need an apology
Fucking idiot
Bill Federer two bucks predictions. That Joe will never actually write it. The sitcom. Yeah, no
shit. Joe, I'll vary. I must be way behind. We're talking about
the sitcom. Joe, I'll vary two bucks. I never had friends. He
had suppliers for his ego. Yes, I could get all into that.
There's so much evidence from the Stern show days and
everything else. John's just always been this piece of shit that uses people.
And as soon as you don't have use for him anymore, he cut you out.
Dang lizard, five years.
He can't write about anything he didn't experience.
He fills it with stolen stories and he's the worst storyteller.
That's going to be an amazing sitcom.
That's a good point, dang lizard, you're right about that.
If you ever watch one too many, it's so annoying.
He sticks up for a kid who gets picked on because he has a stutter and then he's part
of this Tony and Tina's wedding performance, whatever the fuck that thing is called.
That's what he works at, which is what he actually did when he met
Susanna it's the whole fucking thing is
Ridiculous. He is he's not a creative guy. He likes to talk about creative. He is he's not a creative guy
I can't wait to go through his um his big studio album on Atlantic Records the center in John album and
Breakdown his music because he's so creative
I'm sure he didn't steal from all the other grunge bands of that era and just slap his name on it.
The black guy's five bucks.
John literally just said he applied to teach in my kid's school district.
I would be unable to only observe report in that case.
Oh no Christian.
I didn't know that was your district.
That sucks.
Wow.
It's a long shot.
So good news there. CMOS, 40-44.
Remember for six months. Thank you.
Screw John, complete scumbag.
It's not even funny anymore.
Packers are out, so I'm shouting for the bills for the bull now.
Hamburger World Order.
Dude, the Packers, man.
Thought they were going to pull off an upset.
That was a well-played game on their part.
Wendy's Cat, two bucks.
How is San Francisco?
They're so stacked they have so much talent and
They can't seem to put together the games they need to in the playoffs
We'll see we'll see what happens. I still think well, no, no, no
I was gonna say something that we had cerebral done the Lions
Lions are gonna see what I would have loved to see the Packers win that game yesterday Wendy's cat two bucks
You might be able to get $200 and iPad mini from him.
$190 probably and an iPad mini, use iPad mini.
Picture exactly five bucks.
Can you imagine how many commas are in that script?
And ampersands, yeah.
Bully 202, I heard Carl is saying
Vince the lawyer has a spectrum disorder.
I didn't say that.
I said that the guy is a piece of shit is just always trying to stir shit up, find photos
of me and give them to John.
So John could write his witty jokes.
And John, just so you know, Vince, the lawyer, muttering Jay is doing this to goof on you.
He's giving you this information
because he knows you'll make a fool of yourself
and you fall for it every fucking time.
He's putting a can of Coors Light under a box
with a stick holding it up
and you're crawling in to get the Coors Light
every fucking time.
You're such an idiot.
And I tell you this too,
I go, Jen, Vince the lawyer is trolling you. Well, I don't know, not all the time. You're such an idiot. And I tell you this too. I go, John, Vince, the lawyer is trolling you. Well, I don't
know, not all the time. Yes. That's how that works all the
time. He doesn't want to be your Friday doesn't care. Barnes
and noobs 20 bucks. The internet is undefeated. The only reason
John has been skating by this long without consequence is
because this devil versus just a small corner of it. Imagine
if he really went viral for his scumbaggery.
That's an interesting point, Barton's in news,
because think about Opie and the cake stomping.
Now, Opie's a bigger name than Stuttering John
in a lot of ways.
He was the host of a show,
not the stunt boy and phone screener.
So very different, but Opie stomped on this
homeless man's cake, and then seven, eight years later that video resurfaced and
tons of people who didn't know who Opie was or didn't know about that incident were
Pissed off and I hope you got a lot of shit
I wonder if something like this these tweets that he put out could go viral in a similar way remember stuttering John
I wish I wish Howard would address what a piece of shit. Because Howard predicted it.
He was right all along.
Flashy Vic, five pounds.
Right a sitcom.
The Stumpy Useless Cat killing Stain Kent even managed to write a child support check.
Good point.
We got some funny people in here.
Don, two beers, two bucks.
I love KB even though he's a piece of shit who fits, who flits around.
I gotta tell ya, KB will never have me on his show.
I thought maybe he would,
but he does not want someone like me on his show
because he's been gaslighting his audience for so long
and talking about all these lies,
making up all this bullshit.
And the fact of the matter is,
is that KB will not have someone on
who would confront him on his show.
He's just like Southern John.
He needs yes men as soon as you go on there and you confront him to take you right off.
No way he's putting up with that.
He's a pussy.
Area 51 rider, five bucks.
I still think you should cover Syrax.
Also SJ sucks.
Balls.
I know I do need to get on that.
It's just such a deep, deep well.
It's intimidating. It's Eric Nagel. Thank you, E-rock. Five bucks. John needs to be corrected.
Agreed. Dang lizard, five euros. Today SJ told us he did a structured show without constant
bitching for years and you're the reason he doesn't anymore. Does SJ no reality exists? Yeah, no shit.
That structured show that he did was the one with Royce. Royce ran that show. John can't do a show
on his own. He has no idea how to do a show on his own. Clench Me Cheeks, five pounds. Got a love
and emergency episode on a Sunday evening. PM UK, moon time, Luzah. Thank you.
I love how many people from Europe and Australia
and even New Zealand are into the dabble verse
and following Stuttering John's every move.
It tells you how compelling this character is.
It's not just people who,
oh yeah, I remember Stuttering John
from the Howard Stern Show.
What's he up to now?
It's people just like, what did this guy just do?
What did he just say?
What a fucking idiot.
So I really does fill me with glee and pride
when I see all the Europeans, Australians, Canadians,
New Zealanders, we get people from all over checking this out.
Chilino, 10 bucks.
I don't get you, Carl.
I don't know how you thought this would go.
You know John, you know how John is.
You know he was capable of this.
So cry me a river, a river, L-O-L-F-S-J-F-O-J-F-K-C.
Well, I don't know, do you think I'm crying about this?
Is that the sense that you're getting from this show?
I'm just exposing that John's a piece of shit
and deserves everything he has coming to him.
I'm not crying about it.
Listen, when John said he's got all this information about my family, I said, well, then
put it out. Put out your information that you have. You want to weaponize information? You want to
try to intimidate people and scare people? What does he call that? Extortion? I think he calls it
extortion. Why do people do that to him? Well, if you don't do this thing that I'm gonna do this thing do it you pussy Urb beta patch two bucks surely by views John by views. I get it
Marco V 193 a long time senator. You got a supporter 10 bucks. Sorry for what this ass wipe did to you and your family
I'm blocked everywhere. He can he can block
But lit him up with my sock account in his chat. Awesome. Thank you Marco V193.
I appreciate that. Matthew Riley five bucks. Sure. The guy with the German last name thinks it's
okay to joke about the Holocaust. Makes sense. Sorry about your dad, but I am sure he will be
okay. He will be okay. Thank you for that. My point is just that you have to be able to joke
about all horrific things, but you need, but when you do joke about horrific things, you got to be more clever.
You got to be a little more clever when you do that or else
Could backfire on you might not work out for you
Night dear ten bucks, and I never want anyone canceled for anything they ever say or if a joke doesn't work or something like that
But um, I'm not asking for john to be canceled. I just want everyone to know I just want to expose him for what a piece of
shit he is. Night, dear Tom Bucks, I recently started
super chatting him a few times a week just for his reaction,
but no more. You're funny and he's not. So he resorts to
cruelty best to your family. Yes, that is that sums it up. John
is not a comic. We I have challenged John to a roast
battle. We have challenged John to things that comics would do if they were having an issue with
each other.
We've talked about this and he's afraid.
He shies away from that.
He just wants to play dirty from the safety of his shitty apartment.
Two bucks, honestly.
John would kill a remake of The Fly.
Would kill in a remake of the fly.
Interesting, interesting.
Not a bad idea.
A purple coming in, remember for three months,
bad joke, cancer jokes are like food and water.
Now everyone gets it.
The partially revived corpse of March 10th,
five bucks, that tweet is like bringing a whiff of a ball bat
to an MLB game.
FSJ, FKB, best wishes to the family.
Thank you very much.
The, um, outpouring of support
has been really something else. I really appreciate it.
Check a con, two bucks.
SJ is about peace and love.
St. Francis of a shitty.
Hmm. Sorry, I don't understand that. Dennis
Michaels five bucks. Jim Norton sucks. Anyone who won't say a
bad word about john sucks just as much as john does. Everything
is fair game for Jim. But john extra lame. Well, Jim Norton
doesn't say things on air. Let's put it that way. Crash awesome
two year old's observant report, you let him do this.
Fair enough. Oh my gosh, crippled 13 with another 50 bucks.
Thank you very much.
Yay, super chats.
The best way to defeat John is more success for you.
We can't see the difference between your dad as a loser
and posting a picture of your family and mentioning cancer.
This is why he is such a loser.
Correct.
He can't see the difference.
And he won't understand this.
This will come out and he'll watch this
and he'll not understand it.
He'll not understand why people are,
he'll say I was buying viewers, these are fake super chats.
He's a fucking idiot.
And it's sad because the internet's not a place
for people like John.
John's a dinosaur in this world.
And yet he's put himself in the middle of it
in the worst possible way.
And he's not handling it well at all.
And he coiled five bucks.
Could you do a weekly segment on the SuperChats
that SJ decided he is not going to read that?
That would be funny.
If people want to do it wild, no, no more SuperChats. Because even is not going to read that, that would be funny
if people want to, well no, no more Super Chats because even if he doesn't read he gets the money
so no let's not do that. Mr. Spinkles, 10 bucks. The Super Chat talking about Koroskov Syndrome is
what Lady Di had was spot on. John's ultimately a sad case. Go Bill's from a Vikings fan. We are
losers too. Well yes, thank you very much for that.
And yeah, I know.
Dr. Steve has talked about this.
He sees what John's turning into
and he said he could get some lady die vibes,
which he's serious about, he's not happy about that.
Will Herron, my favorite local news personality.
In our interview, John said he makes
over six figures a year.
I'll send the clip.
Does Susanna know?
Love to your pops.
Oh, yes, please do send that clip because this is what's crazy.
John, in December, had his best month ever.
He made over $5,000 on YouTube.
He's been bragging about it nonstop.
And he says, I'll prove it if KB thinks I'm lying.
I'll show him the screen grabs.
I'll prove it.
I made $5,000.
Now, I am not saying anything I made $5,000.
Now I am not saying anything negative about $5,000 on YouTube, that's fucking awesome.
But it's $60,000 a year.
John, you made more money at the Howard Stern Show and remember you bitched about I didn't
pay you any money at the Howard Stern Show and you had to leave and now you're making
less than that? And bragging? Why? That's weird. It's dumb.
Doryby20boxFSJ he spent the last week viciously attacking his beloved
chatter and cancer victim spouse. Yeah, no shit. This guy was just like, all I
tried to do was nice things for people. Do ya? Now this, he has zero empathy for anyone but himself.
Just when I think he's a narcissist,
he convinces me that he's a sociopath.
Well said.
Although I think it's a little bit of both, but well said.
Don, two beers, coming in with five bucks.
Happy story, my son, lymphoma at five,
now 17, six to five, 210 pounds, healthier than ever. That's amazing Don. That's awesome
I love to hear that love to hear success stories on this and we'll see podcast. Wow my dad has cancer. Wow good one
Good one. I don't remember crying about it
My buddy John Marlowe who helps me out a ton on WATP all the best your dad, F.S.J. Six Ways of Sunday.
Go Bills.
This is amazing. I'm having a hard time reading all of this.
Nighttime RMX. Why do they frost tips?
Why do they frost tips? WDFT.
Fill up J.Russo. Tell us your funny ju-joke.
Another time. Now it's not appropriate.
Adam Brown, 5 bucks. Great show concept, bud. Love it.
Carlos Danger. What's happening Carlos Danger and Sufferable Bastards? 5 dollar Super Sticker, appreciate that.
Urr Beta Patch, 5 bucks. John is like if chunk from Goonies spent the next 30 years doing the truffle
shuffle to no audience.
That's interesting.
That's an interesting point.
There's probably a lot of parallels you could make to people like Screech.
A lot of these people who peaked early in life.
I mean, I can't say Corey Feldman.
He's had too much of a career, but there's
a lot of guys who peaked and were known for something and then get into stand-up comedy
because they can't do anything else and then become an embarrassment. Heck ride! Five
bucks. Thank you, heck ride. Prostate cancer got my dad, proving there is no God. As John
still walks the earth, tell me about it. It's not fair. And um, yeah, prostate cancer is brutal.
Crash awesome with two euros. You're in a good group chat with Vince the lawyer.
Right? You're in a group chat with Vince the lawyer. I am in a group chat with Vince the lawyer.
Bob Levy for life, a hundred dollars. Oh, Bob Levy for life. I appreciate it, buddy.
Keep up the great work at taking this subhuman down
and all the best to your pops. Also, can someone please reach out to Stevie Lou and tell him that
his SJ Trolling is super cringe. I like Stevie and hate to see him be so see him embarrass himself.
Yeah, I'm not getting this angle. I talked about a little bit. I think I'm point dabble point
I'm not getting this angle. I talked about it a little bit. I think I'm point dabble point
Where I think Stevie Lou came into this with some type of plan or strategy and then that's out the window now I don't know what he's doing. I don't think he knows what he's doing
Being friends with Stetter and John and being a co-host first off never ends well and
Secondly is brutal. It's not fun. There's no fun to be had
Dealing with John you just have to agree with them all the time laugh at his jokes
That's another thing I could have clipped from the show yesterday morning
John likes to talk about how you know the Chad impression of me
I'm always laughing at my jokes. Shuli's always laughing at his jokes John is notorious
For laughing at his own jokes jokes are these told multiple times he laughs at.
Clyde, five bucks.
I hope eventually, I hope eventual gains national fame
from the devil verse.
He is approaching Ethan Ralph levels of garbage human.
Yeah, it's very possible.
It's very possible that this gets out beyond the devil verse
and John is seen as the
piece of shit scumbag that he is to an even larger audience. Surviving the news, Mr. Curl,
I may be back soon, pick of Casey's pin. Now what happens is when I get these notes from
Surviving the News, I then get a text message from Phil Elmore saying, that was not me.
So Phil, I believe that's probably not you.
Unless you text me and say it was you,
that I'll know otherwise.
Exactly $6 million, $5, I'm sorry about your father.
I really hate people rooting for cancer
and shooly buys views.
A lot of messaging in there.
RickyBub, two bucks, this is how low,
this is low even for him, long live the hamburgers.
Thank you, RickyBub, it is. I know low even for him. Long live the hamburgers. Thank you, Ricky Bob. It is. I know even for John
It's scum and
I don't expect him to be a classy guy. He's not a class act
I wasn't expecting John to handle this in a classy way, but this is something else
Real okay. Yeah. Did your sister eat at the dump this year? Okay?
That would be Vince the lawyer hilarious buddy. Good job. Did it again Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, his son, he looks like him. What? How could you say that? Michael C? Could you imagine
if I just bitched about Michael C saying that for the next two and a half years? Driven by
demons, remember for six months, you should out your dad his trance and turn the turntables,
stuttering mind blown. Interesting. I like that. Well, my dad did convert to Judaism. Which way which one what if he was Jewish and trans?
How many points is that worth?
Maybe negative your mom's box two bucks. I love angry Carl. Love to your family. Thank you very much
It's appreciated down again two bucks your tips flare when you get worked up
Yep, Percy sweetwater two bucks. I'm surprised
by this new low, not sure why. Yeah, I know. No one should be surprised that John has stooped to
this low of trying to make a joke about my father having cancer. Good stuff, John.
You're so funny.
He keeps talking about his kids because he wants to perpetuate the jokes
against him because deep down inside, he's mad at them for those wedding
speeches.
Oh, it's not that deep.
It's not.
It's not deep down.
He is so insecure about how his kids feel about him.
He talks about it all the time.
It's a weird thing to talk about.
It makes me think that maybe the relationship
that he has is not what he pretends he has.
Because as we know, John's a pathological liar.
And so when he says over and over again,
that all of his children love him and respect him,
you start to think, I think he's gaslighting me.
I think he's lying.
I'm sorry.
I keep using the word gaslight.
I'm not a fan of that word, but it is appropriate.
We'll hear in two bucks.
When did Lance Bass start a podcast?
You motherfucker.
Well, I thought we're on the same team here, buddy.
Brother Ted, five bucks.
What's going on in the Wigan's game right now?
I gotta get out of here and
check that out. If what you're saying is true, Huckum John has never burned a bridge personally
or professionally except for everyone who's ever dealt. Yeah, no shit. He's got a specific track
record. It's very noticeable. There's a trend line that's pretty obvious. Mark real five bucks. I'm honestly surprised SJ stooped so low.
More fool I.
I know.
So some people are going like,
well yeah, of course it was John was gonna do.
But other people are going, wow,
this is actually shocking.
And I'll tell you why it is shocking.
Because it gets him nothing.
He's not, this isn't a W for him.
That's why he took it down.
These guys who tweet out crazy shit, like Chad Zubak, like Suttery John, He's not, this isn't a W for him. That's why he took it down.
These guys who tweet out crazy shit like Chad Zubac, like Stedry John and then delete their
tweets, what does that say about them?
They know they fucked up and they keep doing it over and over again.
I mean, how else do you define a loser in life?
That's probably a pretty good metaphor.
Laziest man on Mars 10 bucks, you are a coward who uses your weakness as a shield.
Count of Monte Crisco to the guy whose life he is about to
totally destroy out of revenge.
All right.
I like it.
I like the parallels.
Holy fuck.
Two bucks.
Nobody asked him to be the white knight.
I know.
John's thing with Kate Meany. dizz five five bucks. As they
fell was surely God bless your dad. My mom had stage three. It was brutal. I mean, this
is the thing. I mean, we're seeing this a lot of people go through this. Obviously,
cancer affects a lot of people's families. And I don't think it was a good angle for
john. General GK with five bucks f sJ for what he said about Jenny Jingles.
She's awesome and beautiful,
and he's a grotesque piece of garbage, JJWL.
Yeah, that's the other thing too,
is that John doesn't realize, like,
my folks, my brother, my sister-in-law, my wife,
they come out to the shows,
they've met a lot of these people.
John doesn't realize that there's a connection
with the WATP
listeners and the people who are on the show and my family.
He would never understand that.
So when he talks shit, people are like, well, I've met Carl's dad.
He's a really nice guy. Why, why would you say that?
John is a bad case of chump syndrome. Yes, he does, CMOS.
Oh, zone 10 bucks.
Can you start doing shows on Richard O'Jetta and Brian
Karam?
Thank you for reminding me.
This is another thing, too.
I can't imagine that if Richard O'Jetta,
and I've seen people tag him on this tweet that John put out,
if people like Richard O'Jetta and Brian Karam,
these two idiots that do a
show with John once a week still, if they see this behavior, are they going to still do a show
with them? I wouldn't. If I had a co-host who did this shit, I'd quit the creep off immediately.
Or whatever show. I had a bad co-host Stop kidding Vinnie. Stop it. Can you
start doing shows of Richard Jetta and Brian Karam? Have your
John's latest attacks involving your dad. Anyone that works with
John needs to get so embarrassed that they abandoned him. It
could happen. I can see it happening. Heck right another
five bucks. The entire gangougalers Christian ZDT and the
rest of your LA team are ready Carla. Just give the orders
Orders will be given
Hacker pull hecka mania
Hecka mania coming soon
Philly Frank 5 50 bucks. Oh, thank you so much
so much. Yay, Super Chat. Oh, girl, I want to know that I met your brother and his wife in AC in August. They're great
people. SJ is human garbage and I told him so in a Super Chat. My mom beat cancer first
time and was 84 the second. Wish you the best. Yes, my brother and his wife went out to the
AC meetup with MLC and they go to all the WTP live shows
and hang out with everyone.
So these aren't strangers to a lot of people
who see these tweets and things.
So it makes it even more of a scumbag.
John's broken hand trumpet, 10 bucks.
My father passed away last year.
He was a US veteran.
Carl, you are a mensch and thoughts to your family.
Hi to my brother, Florida's funniest flamingo.
Yeah, sorry to hear about that
and appreciate your father serving this country.
495 Marauder, five bucks.
495 is the Long Island Expressway.
North Massa Piqua is white trash.
I can confirm that.
South of Sunrise Highway is the nicer part of the town.
You could tell that John came from white trash.
You see his friends from high school.
You see what they're up to.
Yenta John, five bucks.
No more super chats or engagement on his YouTube.
And Scorch Earth is worthless ass everywhere else.
Uh, greed.
Let's do it.
What's all really behind this one?
Big Dad, Big Daddy doodoo, five bucks for Carl
because he's a good dude.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Cato style, 10 bucks.
Carl, I'd love to hang with this show today,
but the Lions are on FACEJ and Big Props to you
and the Drew and Mike show.
Thank you very much and I get it.
I didn't mean for this to go on this long,
but holy shit, the support is unbelievable and I really appreciate it. I didn't mean for this to go on this long, but holy shit, the support is unbelievable.
And I really appreciate it. I want to read every single chat that's coming in, especially
Bob Levy for life with another 50 bucks. Thank you. A couple of beers for me, for you and
your dad for the game today. Good luck from Southern Ontario. Thank you very much, Bob
Levy for life. Go bills. It's a big game today, man, Chiefs.
The Bills are playing the Chiefs, the NFL,
because they want Tay-Tay to be at the Super Bowl.
So they're playing against the officials.
They're playing against Pfizer,
because I don't see Josh Allen doing any of those commercials
for the jab.
Oh, man, I'm gonna get flagged for saying the word Pfizer.
The Bills are really up against it today.
It's gonna be tough sledding, as they say.
Dang lizard, five heroes.
Just had to remember SJ's chemo charity
to realize he deserves everything he got so far.
This is so much worse.
SJ is human garbage.
He loves to pretend he's charitable
and he's trying to help people.
And what else are we here for than to help people?
He's full of shit.
Actions speak louder than words, John.
You're a piece of shit.
You turned on Benny Loco.
You turned on Nikki B, the person you were trying to help.
These people did nothing but help you and support you.
Dennis Michaels, five bucks.
I'm divided on no money for John topic.
He needs money to speed up the cirrhosis,
and I don't wanna slow that down.
Well, then send beer to his house.
You can always send beer to his house. Dang lizard five
euros best wishes for your father. Like a lot of people I
know what you're going through all all too well. Fuck cancer.
Yeah. Thank you very much dang lizard. Dang was there's been
a huge supporter of WTP but also all the shows in the dabble
verse and it's people like him that keep us all going. So thank
you dang lizard.
Mason in Portland, two bucks.
Does John pass Chad on your shit list now?
Well, yeah, definitely.
Tony Soprano, two bucks.
SJ went too far.
Even the mob doesn't joke about cancer.
He really is a piece of shit.
Urbata patched five bucks.
John doesn't have dentures.
You can see his fillings when he gets too close.
Or maybe he's so gross that his dentures have cavities too.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I didn't think he had dentures until that one video where he was really moving things
around in his mouth.
And then what we just saw earlier today, it was odd.
I don't see other people do that.
Unless he's got like a ton of saliva trying to keep in his
mouth. That's possible because he is wet. Oh, if there's one
word I can use to describe Suttering John Melendez. It's
wet. Wet brain, wet face, wet nose, wet mouth. Kelly Riddle.
How about that motocross yesterday? Yay, blessinger. Kelly
sent me an email and said, you know, you talk about the NFL
I got to talk about motocross and skateboarding more. I just don't know enough
Jack me off two bucks. Hippo only applies to healthcare providers. Yeah, that's what I thought
That's what I thought. It's still a dick move though when he's cat five bucks
I'm 40 years old and had never heard of SJ until something on WTP episode about one year ago
I'm 40 years old and had never heard of SJ until something on WTP episode about one year ago.
Now he is the smuggest person I've ever heard speak,
fuck stuttering John.
Thank you, Wendy's cat.
It's a, I hear that story all the time.
A lot of people discovered John through this show.
Yay, super chats.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ripple 13, you're killing it today, Triple 13.
I really appreciate it.
$50.
SG lost his family.
He kept getting demoted until he lost his Hollywood career.
He lost his dream house.
He lost all his money.
He lost his teaching career.
He lost his comedy career.
All on his own, yet blames everyone else why I hate him the most.
Correct.
No self- self reflection, no
self awareness, never learned from his mistakes. It's the kind
of person that you point out to him, I mean, I've talked to him
straight to his face and told him these things, and he won't
admit it and he won't see it and he won't ever get better. And
it's crazy. You have to be a dumb person to not even
narcissist. He's got a personality disorders. But
he's also a dumb guy. Hudson Margera much love
to your dad had on a swivel, John. Yeah. Violence against women
and Vince five bucks if that's just seems sees me, he better
turn around. Not a threat. Just saying I don't know what I'm
gonna do. I can't believe what he said he was gonna say to KB
and AC.
Chris Allen, five bucks.
It takes the village.
No more super chats for that bloated corpse.
FSJ, hope your dad is loving watching this.
I hope he is too.
I'll talk to you, I'm sure.
Jack me off 10 bucks.
I spent all of 2023 in chemo and radiation, just had major surgery.
I'm 220 pounds, been doing BJJ for 20 years.
I am ready to fight John even now, let's set it up.
Well, Jack me off, that sounds like a miserable 2023.
I am sorry to hear that.
Glad you're doing well.
Tony Bologna, two bucks.
Our love is greater than his hate. Agreed, Fsj. Gartner fan five bucks. Carl, I lost my
dad to cancer after what can only be described as a miraculous
fight. Give him four months lived four years. Love and support
to you and yours. Fsj. Thank you. And I I do appreciate I love
here in those types of stories. I'll tell you, my dad's not
slowing down. There's there's not, my dad's not slowing down.
There's not a lot that's slowing him down.
He's getting out to Saber's games and Amarx games
that he's still doing all the stuff that he loves to do.
And it's really incredible because as I've told him
many times, I would just be sitting on my couch staring
at the wall if I were in his situation,
but nothing's stopping him from doing what he wants to do and still enjoying life.
It's inspirational for sure.
Nimrod71, five bucks.
Losing your dad changes you forever.
In John's case, it allowed him to be the narcissistic asshole his mother always encouraged him to
be.
Yeah, he could be right about that.
Could be right.
Derek Perkins, five bucks.
Let me know if your dad needs an iPad.
Yes.
Lots of iPads coming our way. It's mekins five bucks. Let me know if your dad needs an iPad. Yes. Lots of iPads coming our way.
It's me five bucks.
If you ever wondered where people listen to you from,
Philadelphia fire department here.
Love the content.
That's awesome.
I love to hear that sort of thing.
Barrister 14 015 bucks.
Calling all pests calling all pests.
Unleash hell on this piece of shit stuttering John.
I hope that.
Hope that went through. Let me read that again.
Calling all pests, calling all pests.
Unleash hell on this piece of shit stuttering John.
Big Daddy Dodo, $10, lost my sister to cancer last year.
The fact that John making fun of your family members
shows you how much of a piece of shit he is.
F-A-S-G, F-S-J right in the assay. Yeah. members shows you how much of a piece of shit he is. FHG
SJ right in the assay. Yeah. I don't even know how to pronounce
johnson mom's name. Ohio cast away five bucks. Cheers to all the hamburgers SJ mox families yet he never sees his kid
ignores them over the holidays. The PES seven new target no
mercy.
His relationship with his family is certainly not good. That's obvious.
Bubble Popper 24, two bucks,
F John and F Cancer, Miss You Dad, FKB2.
Sorry about your father.
Paula Dezzo, 65 bucks.
So sorry that jerk doesn't care
or know how to be a decent human being sending your dad healing vibes
FSJ appreciate that
Very much so Matthew Raleigh five bucks regarding my Holocaust comment. I was joking also lions are winning three to zero
Okay
No, I know I know you are
Violent against women events to box shout out to'Jee, I mean penis wrinkle.
Could you imagine?
That would be one of the greatest reveals ever.
That would be fantastic.
M. Slick's 10 bucks, SJ sits alone, screaming at the internet about people who trash him,
yet runs away, blocks them when they try to confront him.
He's a coward and pure garbage.
He is a coward. The fact that he still pretends that
Shuli runs from him is insane. We all see it, John. You're
afraid of Shuli. You cannot confront him. The last time he
had Shuli on his show. The very last time Shuli started talking
about the time that John tried to interview him, those hilarious
questions, in the lobby of the hotel in LA.
And Shuey goes, well, actually, John,
let's talk about what happened
right just before that interview.
And all of a sudden, boop, Shuey's gone.
He's being boring.
Really, he set up a story that I actually was interested in.
Why don't you want him to say that?
What are you hiding, Mr. Melendez?
What are you hiding?
Brian Cotrell and his droogs, five bucks.
Cancer doesn't play by the rules the same way John literally is the cancer he accused
poor Artie of being.
FHG and FSJ and F cancer, Godspeed, Carl.
Thank you very much.
Unism, unism. Five bucks. To be honest though, screaming
Noga and clutching his chest was way worse than that lame dig at your father. No gloves
off then, only when it hits home. Gay. No, I mean, that his Noga thing is a piece of
shit too. I've talked about that. I talked about it on point dabble point because he loves to again lie and say, I didn't know no, I was, I didn't know. How was I supposed
to know? You know, you know, and you're a piece of shit. And you know, fortunately,
people like shooley and the people that John goes after aren't as thin skinned as he is.
So they can roll with it and don't turn this into a nuclear war.
Like John wants to turn everything into a nuclear war.
Let's stop having jokes.
Let's all fight in the street.
Let's all start doing boxing matches.
It's like, no, we're still entertainers.
We're still trying to put on fun entertaining shows.
Paul West five bucks.
Thank you very much.
BLR two bucks.
Where did not answer my emails, Carl?
I am so far behind on emails. I'm very sorry. It's something that stresses me out every day. But email me again. I'll
be I'll be looking for it. Bird Chrysler 10 bucks. F broccoli, F did cut anyone else who
gives John any money. F SJ F KB H W O. Thank you very much, Bird Chrysher. Stone Crab 2 bucks, K-Pops World Order.
Isaac Barux, Wholesome Gabagool 2 bucks, oh Gabagool art, 2 bucks. Go Papa Burger, FHJ
Hamburger World Order HWO. Thank you very much for the kind words. Everybody's being very generous today.
Ham, ham, ham, hamburger, world order, H W O.
BOR two bucks and JS has NPD and can still be a sociopath. Yes.
Narcissistic personality disorder and he's a sociopath. I agree.
Naturally negative 10 bucks. narcissistic, personality disorder, and he's a sociopath. I agree.
Naturally, negative 10 bucks. John has a lot of golf for a man that should really use allegedly
when talking about his relationship with his kids.
We all know he was blackout drunk for a lot of it.
I was hanging out with someone this weekend who's used to spend a lot of time with
stuttering John.
Even when he was still married and had a young family. We'll ask five bucks. Sometimes when
I'm bored, I like to go to my local Delct Catech number 10. I have a cousin names Bob
Biloba. Oh boy. Belboa Kaminsky. Kaminsky. Belboa Kaminsky. God damn it.
I hate you people.
Make me say words and art words.
Your family is our family, FASJ.
Thank you, Richard Lewis.
Thank you very much for the support.
I appreciate it.
Dang Liz or 10 Euros still convinced SJ
sold out his father for a story.
He might've slapped him a few times,
which wasn't unusual, but it isn't the abuse he claimed.
Does his mother even know what SJ said about his father?
That's a good question, I know.
John loves to talk about how brutal it was
and how bad he had it growing up,
but you can't believe anything the guy says.
He also says that he was the smartest guy in school
in the second best guitar player,
and none of these things are possibly true.
Rick from New York, two bucks.
KB thinks cancer is funny.
Otter scumbag.
KB.
I don't know what he's going for either.
I don't know his strategy is in life.
All I know is that if KB were to go to a comedy club like the
seller or something like that, um, he'd probably get beat up.
Every work in comic hates that guy's guts.
BLR, I'm not every, a lot of them.
Anyone who knows who he is, or has to deal with him.
Five bucks from BLR, lost grandma and grandpa to cancer.
Gablez, thank you very much.
Two youths, thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers.
Vince the lawyer, two bucks.
Mother and Jesus hilarious tweets are not me.
Rick C137 became a new member.
Thank you very much for that.
LG Gouda to box.
John is the new corky from life goes on less funny.
Paul West five bucks.
If you go to his pub,
call the cops when he drives his car back home.
Well, he doesn't go to the pub anymore.
He stopped going to the pub.
Nighttime RMX, two New Zealand dollars.
So is SJ still hooking up?
Still hooking you up with that ring light?
Yeah, I don't think so.
I have to buy my own ring lights around here.
Single mother five.
Do you think KB is just a little jelly of your numbers?
Uh, yes, I do.
The fact that KB thinks it's an act of violence,
if I go live at the same time that he goes live,
that's an act of violence, Carl.
No, it's called competition.
That's called competition.
That's very different, idiot.
Single mother five. Or will KB just say you're buying views
in an IG feed?
Yeah, that's what he does.
That's always what he does.
Thank you for the two bucks very much.
Like a Rolling Stone.
Vince the lawyer, FSJ, I died of cancer last year.
Oh my gosh, you're just as funny as Mothering J.
Guys are both hilarious.
Like Rolling Stone, two bucks, both my parents have cancer.
You're handling it amazingly.
Thank you very much.
You can only do what I can do.
Trevon Devin, McKevan the seventh.
Carl's dad won't order KDWO.
If the Jacobs apartment is listening.
Oak with 20 somethings.
Bring back crotch, bring back croche, I believe.
Croche was with us at the Jim quarantine show on Friday night hanging out with the lovely bukkake queen
Was also there $20 coming in from E who says in 99 my mom was given a year to live
She's repeatedly fought back and is still here for 25 more years FHJ
FVL Wow, that's amazing.
I'm so glad to hear that.
Best wishes to you and your family.
Well, thank you very much.
And thank you to everyone who showed up here today
and hung out, watched this presentation that I had.
Again, I don't condone people,
fucking with people in real life,
but I also am no longer
going to be on here telling people what to do.
John has really shown what a piece of shit that he is and deserves everything that he
has coming to him.
BLR, one more $2.00, super chat.
Also nervous for all Bill's fans.
Been a while.
I'm nervous too.
I'm nervous too.
Go Bill's, go Lions.
Holy shit, Chandler coming in.
David Chandler with 50 bucks.
FSJ in the A and M.
Thank you very much, Dave.
That's very generous of you.
We always love when David Chandler comes around.
Here comes the money.
Here we go.
Thanks for the super chat. There's David Chandler, Gandhi, Jesus,
and Abraham Lincoln. David fits right in with this group. I hope I'm not embarrassing you
by playing you your custom jingle there. Lyndon, 492 bucks. Thank you, Carl, for all that you
do. No, thank you. Thank you guys for watching the show, for supporting WATP,
for turning my hobby into my career.
I couldn't do this if it weren't for all of you watching,
listening, participating, sending in suggestions for shows,
getting on our Patreon, coming to the live shows, of course.
All of this is why I get to do what I do,
which is living my dream.
It's really incredible. Everything that's happened in the last few years. why I get to do what I do, which is living my dream.
It's really incredible. Everything that's that's happened in the last few years.
And like I said, thanks so much for the support for my father.
And I the only thing I can report is the guys just as many times
you've been knocked down in the mad, he keeps getting back up.
And I don't see that changing anytime soon.
So I think we're going to have a great 2024 and fuck
Suttering John right in his asshole.