Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep494 - The Joe Matarese Show

Episode Date: February 18, 2024

This week we’re checking out a podcast that’s long overdue, the Joe Matarese Show. When he rebooted his podcast a few months ago he was ready to try something different. Unfortunately, it turned quickly into every other show but way worse as Joe painfully interviews nobodies. He might be the worst interviewer of all time. I’m not sure what Joe might be good at, but it’s definitely not this. Eric Zane joins the show and is tortured with the most mundane Italian stereotype jokes ever told. After a cringe of the week that might need more scrutiny, we check out the clips that Opie himself thinks are the highlights of his show and even a hoarse Tookie is dumbfounded. Then we have a new angle of the skirmish that occurred in AC between Kevin Brennan and Bob Levy. Hopefully we describe it well, but go ahead and check it out on our YouTube page. Finally, Maribeth is back as we prove Stuttering John has the worst podcast in the Dabbleverse, attempt to catch an alien, hear some recent reviews, and listen to your voicemails. Tickets to the live show in Florida on March 22nd! – http://watplive.com Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ https://ericzaneshow.com/ https://tookiesoup.com/ https://onlyfans.com/maribethrosie  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christian Blatt says, I've worked with Eric Zane long enough to know that grabbing coffee is code for two more minutes pounding his pod. But as soon as he nuts, he's ready to go. What the fuck? Listen, Christian knows you pretty well at this point. Yeah, that's knowing someone very well. He's like a shock jock. All of a sudden he gets behind the keyboard. He turns into a goddamn shock jock.

That's why I make the big bucks. That's why you just paid me five bucks. Here comes the big bucks. That's why you just paid me five bucks. Here comes a greaseball! Hey everybody, how are you? Little cold open, little music. Then we'll get to uh... Episode number four, 94. Are you a boner guy?

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And this is Kevin Brennan's Big Get. This is where he's come to now. This is his big celebrity comedian guest. We have both listened separately. We've not discussed it with you beforehand. Let's get into it. A show hosted by Joe Madderise. I checked out episode 15 with guest Jordan Jensen.

And I just want to start from the beginning. It's always good when you start with a cold open and you announce it, it's a cold open. Hey everybody, how are you? Little cold open, little music. Then we'll get to my amazing guest, but guess what everybody, come and see me live. I always like it when a show like when SNL starts off

and they're like, hey everyone, the show has started but we haven't done the intro yet. But the show is on, this is the show, this is the beginning of the show. It's a cold open. I thought the same thing. I don't think he knows what a cold open is. I think he just means when you start,

I think to Joe Metterys, cold open means no inflection, no energy, be boring and announce where your comedy gig is going to be. That's a cold open to Joe Metta. That's actually, that's a good point. This is just a promo. This is not a cold open. Yes, a cold open is when you start,

you do the first bit, it catches people by surprise, like you know, a cold water in the face, I guess. I don't even know, but I know that ain't it, that ain't it. It's not talking to yourself. No. All right, let's get the plugs out of the way. Well, you just we just started. What do you mean? We get the plugs out of the way. So he's doing this thing.

Joe Maderese, 93.7% Italian comedy tour. And as soon as I saw that, I went, oh, no, don't tell me this ass hat is going around telling hack Italian jokes. So I looked it up and I found it. This is his Italian accent. That's when you know you're one of those American Italians. Right. That's when you know. One of those American Italians.

Got to do the thing by the stuff and hit him in the wall. Yeah. All right. This is called Italians that chop the vowels off Italian words this bit has never been done before We're breaking new ground here. This is gonna be some really good stuff by Joe Because they think they're more Italian by doing it. I know those people it's like a specific area in Jersey, right? It's like Come on, how's it get away with this shit? Jersey exit Italian jokes, you know, I guess what in Rome, maybe you know I mean you to know that this is up on their site right now

Shit alright, he is he's he's made in his whole YouTube know that this is up on their site right now. This is crazy. Holy shit. All right. He's made his whole everything as Italian. And it's interesting because with the episode I reviewed, now get to it, he's interviewing another comedian named Jimmy Palumbo. Mm. And so they start and he starts the same goddamn way

with, hey a cold open I'm gonna be in Leviton Right does all that shit and then he brings in the guest and it says in the description. This is a very special Italian episode which I'm like, what does that even fucking mean? Oh, no, so in my clips it'll it'll be revealed But yeah, hit that this is all the guy does is Italy. He makes me fucking hate Italians All right, so I want to get back to this the stand-up because someone in the chat mentioned this I thought the same thing this sounds sweetened to me. This doesn't sound like natural laughter So do when you hear like the uproarious laughter during the setup. Yeah, that's always like, wait, I've been to comedy clubs. I don't. All right, let's listen.

I'm going to fucking kill both of us was the punchline of that one. What's your does it sound to say? What's that? That's nice right you want to have that you're gonna get the motel that sounds like it was in his ass What does that even mean? I don't know wow I don't get it It's good What's it? That's overdubbed it's fucking yeah and stand still stand still you hyper fuck God damn this guy has been doing comedy for so long. I want to read to you What he puts underneath actually all of his videos, but but this video

specifically it says Joe Maderese as seen on the Howard Stern show WTF with Mark Marin the late show with David Letterman Comedy show presents Joe Maderese his own half hour special the late late show with Craig Kilborn. Oh Joe Madarice, his own half hour special. The late, late show with Craig Kilbourne. Oh, last comic standing, the better half Chelsea lately. America's Got Talent. None of these shows even exist anymore. He was on the Howard Sir Show in 2007. He used to be friends with Artie Lange.

He got on the Howard Sir Show in 2007. His fourth grade teacher says. That's his first credit as seen on the Howard Sir Show. And people were just like, that's where I know him from. That's right. When he was reading, reading was on the news segment with Robin in 2007 Unbelievable Yeah, you know shit well one of his things that he If you look online, it's I guess he got a standing ovation on

I don't know if it what what show it was last comic standing America's Got Talent. I don't remember So, you know, I think this guy has made people laugh a lot in that somehow, you know, there's somebody for everyone but Hey, I'm just saying no, I'm serious He's done he has done pretty well for himself in comedy But I went where he hasn't is podcasting and and that's one of the things that drives me nuts about people who? Take podcasting and just there's really no urgency or no goal and actually in getting anywhere being funny Because this guy doesn't do any of that

He just kind of just gets in there and lays an egg the entire time and And I'm like, why are you even doing that? Why are you wasting your time? He doesn't even know why. He came on and I'll let you play a clip before I get into this because I have a little bit of a deep dive here into this new version of Joe Manorita's podcast. He relaunched his podcast. This is his third attempt at podcasting. He has no idea what his goal is. He lays it out in the first episode. Fuck it, I'm just gonna get into it. Do it, do it. Not enough for sure. Do it. Let's get into it because this is how he started off his show

when he first came back to podcasting. And he refers to this as a monologue. And I think this proves that we he's probably sweetening these videos that he's putting up. Okay, my wife is a 47 year old woman who loves Taylor Swift. I mean loves Taylor Swift. I'd rather her love Justin Bieber. Oh wait, she loves him too.

Thanks to my therapy and my antidepressants, I can handle her being a Swiftie. But now she's also a Kansas City Chiefs fan. Unacceptable. Totally unacceptable. I'm a Philadelphia Eagles fan. Look, they beat us in the Super Bowl. She should be happy Taylor didn't start dating the Cowboys tight end, Jake Ferguson. Forget divorce. That'd be grounds for murder. Ferguson forget divorce that be grounds for murder

That he later explains he wrote on the train on his way to the studio Really a real showman there as he reads that off of his phone in the most unnatural way possible to. What the fuck? My wife is 47 and loves Taylor Swift. Ooh, I mean loves Taylor Swift. Ha ha ha ha, what the fuck is going on here? So this is a little bit into the show. He's getting to know his producer because what he's doing is renting time. And so he's renting this guy. He was gonna help him do his podcast here.

So can I say your full name? Of course. All right, Mike Albany. We both are meeting each other for the first time, but I feel like there's some sort of normal connection. He seems like a good dude. The guy at the, I don't know what you call it, at the ground floor here in the-

Security is what you call that. Yeah. Who's he, the greeter who's that guy? When he's on stage you know when he's doing his jokes he might have some urgency to his voice maybe his inflection but when he's on the mic at a podcast the whole thing is just I mean he drones he's lost lobby when I had to check in the front desk guy he seemed like he knew you pretty well and he said you were a good dude.

And then it's weird how you can tell somebody's a good dude. It went to the Bob Levy School of Inflection. What you felt about me, did you get a vibe? It's the Philly connection. Oh, so desperate. He goes, I like you, do you like me? You literally just had to do a guy, he just met. You think I'm cool too, right?

I said, you're cool. Am I cool? The other thing that's really sad about this, that's pathetic, is that he responds to every message I hear, he's in here replying to people. Hey, awesome job. Joe, thanks man. I appreciate you checking out.

There's nothing wrong with that Carl. Yes, awesome job. Joe. Thanks man. I appreciate you. Check it out. There is. There's nothing wrong with that Carl. Carl, there is nothing wrong with saying hi. If you have the time to respond to each person who comments on your video. All right, let's find out. What is this all about? What's going on? I guess we should get out right at the top with what this episode's going to be about. And each podcast, they're going to be kind of tight now when I'm doing these. And you know, I'm going for like a 30 minute podcast where we talk about one thing. It's not, we're not just shooting the shit about comedy or, you know, that kind of thing. And you know me, if you've been a fan of some of my prior podcasts, they're usually about a subject. But I wanted to call this the Joe Matter East show, so I'm not locked in what each subject is. It could be anything, but

each episode will be about mostly one thing. And usually I'm guessing that's going to be one thing from my life. That's the way I look at it. Oh, it makes me angry. This makes me mad mad, explaining the nuts and bolts of what's going on in your talkatoy head. God damn it. I blame Mark Marin for all of this. Yeah, Mark Marin is at fault a lot, but you have to realize, guys, the reason why I'm playing this is because everything he's laying out here for us, he has abandoned.

He's up to 16 episodes. This is episode number one. He said he's never going to have guests on. It's just going to be him 30 minutes on one topic. The episode I just checked out was an hour and 20 minutes with just an interview with a comedian. He's like, ah, it's not gonna be like that. It's gonna be a different kind of thing.

I'm gonna talk about like what I'm into. But that's what Obi says. Yeah. He's like, yeah, I'm gonna do things different. That means you have no plan whatsoever. No plan whatsoever. He's like, I'm gonna bring in a monologue. You abandoned that you have no plan whatsoever. No plan whatsoever. He's like, I'm going to bring in a monologue. You abandoned that by episode 2.

There was no monologue. Maybe I'll talk sports. Maybe weather. The idea that people like Joe here, the arrogance, oh, I can just wing it. I can just say whatever I want, and I know you'll all love it. And who do you think is Eric Zane? Yeah, exactly.

There's only one asshole who would ever try to do that. Yes. That joke that I did at the beginning, I mean, I've never said it on stage, but I could see me trying to turn that into something funny that I could do on stage. That's cool. I like that he goes, that joke that I told him,

I could see me turning that into something funny. Yeah. Why'd you call it a joke? He's getting more and more opious as I watch this. He's brutal. It's so bad. OK. So now that we've set the stage of what

this was supposed to be, let's find out what it's become just a few short weeks later. Eric, what did you pick up on? On my clip number two, because my number one is just is that same cold open bullshit. First Matter East has a question of his guest, this Jimmy Palumbo. All right.

Now listen to the guy gets in there. This is his first question that he asks him with his guest, this Jimmy Palumbo. All right. Now listen to the guy gets in there. This is his first question that he asks him with his guest. So welcome everybody. Episode 13, my guest today, Jimmy Palumbo as, we're going to go with, I mean, you are a podcaster. I know you do the Jimmy Palumbo show. How long you've been doing that? Okay. He wants to know how long he's been doing that, but he took the long way to get to how long have you been doing the Jimmy Palumbo show with your research with and I quote Jimmy Palumbo as uh, uh, uh, we're gonna go with the, I mean, you are a podcaster. I know you do the Jimmy Palumbo show.

How long have you been doing that? Yeah. The first question you should probably kind of have mapped out a little bit, right? And then it can turn into a conversation, but the first one you should know. Right. Now, in my cut three, what we,

now what Palumbo should answer is who cares, but Palumbo unfortunately answers and he gives us all of the details. Jimmy? 148 weeks. Show 149 coming tomorrow. And you've never missed a week. You know what's funny? No.

We did one week we recorded a show, right? And you know there's some tech problems we just had earlier in the day. We recorded the whole show and then we went to drop it and like nothing, no, it was dead. So I just said, so it's actually, even though it's show 149, we've actually done 140, we're one off.

Yeah. Amazing, that's fascinating stuff. I liked that stupid Joe Materisco's and he never missed a week. Well, he didn't say, he didn't say that. Why the episode number? Yeah. Why is that a followup question? In a row. So basically you have boring Italian interviewing, boring Italian talking, boring Italian shit. If I was the Ray DeVito show, I would understand. But also you'd be like, that's a dumb question Can we talk about something interesting? Please? What are you doing?

Carlin my clip for Joe asked another question that nobody has interest in learning about yeah That could be happening right now everybody as you can tell by the looks of things right now. I'm not at studio 660 right now in New York City where I taped the first Or did they even say taped anymore? Jimmy? Did they say that you're an actor? at Studio 660 right now in New York City where I taped the first, or did they even say taped anymore, Jimmy? Did they say that? You're an actor. Did they say taped?

I taped that. Live to tape. Listen, this is, we, Joe and I have become like grandfathers when the kids change the TV and the remote. Now we don't know where the buttons are. We don't know where the channel up and down is. So basically talking about the location where he's doing the show made worse

by boring old man tangents about proper recording terminology. No, this is very opi-esque. I actually have some opi stuff. We're gonna play later in the show where they pinpoint something that's already been talked about a billion times and Really and fuck it like well, we got to and fuck this concept of death like you don't

Things change. It's not analog anymore. Now. It's digital. Oh shit Joe really likes that. He's Italian. Of course the tour is called 93.7 percent Italian comedy tour. Yep, it just rolls off the tongue. Who could forget? And I guess since he's got a guest who is Italian, this entirely Italian episode is the departure of what he normally does for my cut five. Well, I wanted to go in a kind of different direction for this episode, kind of to match up with the 93.7% Italian comedy tour and do a full Italian episode

What does that even mean I just mean anything you just want to say Italian Now the guy Jimmy Palumbo is not aware that they're going they're doing all Italian all the time Okay on this show so he catches him off guard with that. Mike Clipsix, Joe gets his first hard hitting question for Jimmy Palumbo out and it starts with a really wet sniff into the microphone by his guest. And I just started jotting down different top five lists that we could discuss Um of what is it okay if i'm really only 50 percent Italian? Yeah, well, that's what I wanted to ask you first. What is your

My dad is it my dad is really full bore italian down to a little village in um The compabasso area of italy Where's that? the Campobasso area of Italy He goes where's that like oh, what does that even matter? Where on the boot can you point to your boot to show me north by northwest? How's that I have to play this clip now Because apparently he was telling his whoever books the show for him to just book Italian people. And I said, you know, try to book a lot of Italian people because I'm doing this Italian tour right now. So it could kind of help the tour a little bit and match up.

But at the same time, you know, you start to I'm not some locked in guy that we're going to talk about a bunch of Italian shit. And then your name's Jordan Jensen. So I'm like, how in guy that we're gonna talk about a bunch of Italian shit and then your names Jordan Jensen So I'm like how Italian is Jordan Jensen. Oh, I'm half. I'm a solid my other I have two last names and one is cousin teeny Okay, my wife's made a name my mom's last no, okay. Yeah. Oh really? Yeah cousin teeny T. I Yeah, oh really yeah cousin teeny T.i.n.i. Yeah, oh cousin teeny okay, I never met a cousin teeny okay There are black Panthers who say man that guy's really into his ethnic background. Yeah. Calm down with that shit, buddy. We're all just people. Yeah. Back off a little bit. We're all part of one race, the human race. Come

on. Oh, Jesus Christ. Black Panthers. Oh, now, now I trust you cause you got to use no way you could be an Italian because your name is Jensen Far away from this. I'm sorry Eric to cut you. No, that's cool. I have to play the theme song. I Think whoever submitted the theme song to him is goofing on him and he didn't realize that this is a joke Alright everybody. Come open, y'all. Come open, y'all. That song is somehow more phoned in than his show is. I was hoping it would end with Joe. Joe.

Joe. Joe. Y'all. This is the lazy Italian don't do fucking shit for prep show. I'm Joe. And this actually is a little bit embarrassing. So he does this thing where he introduces his guest as he would at a stand up show.

And this is something that a lot of stand ups do. It's I find really annoying on podcasting. Look at this. Look at this impressive. I got a screen. We have a we have our guest right next to us. Very excited to talk to her. Say hi to Jordan Jensen, everybody. There she is.

She's got a puppy in her lap that could fuck up the whole podcast. This should be interesting. It should be interesting. No, you're doing that. You're doing that. You suck. I hate this thing. And I got to say Vinny Paulino does it all the time.

He's like, now listen, folks. Like, no, no. It's you and me having a conversation. Right now, I'm talking to producer Chris and Eric Zane. Yeah. Say hi, everybody, to producer Chris. Is everyone here to say hi? Oh, yeah.

I don't hear you. Going back to... All you folks in Radio Land. Yeah, to find you. Going back to a kid with a tape recorder. Right. Yeah, but he's acting like he's bringing her up. Yeah.

All right, I got great guests coming up for you. Are you guys ready? You guys ready for the race to the people? Jesus Christ and Joe really is just a stupid guy like his self deprecating humor just does not work I'm gonna have to keep whipping toys for this dog if that's okay Go ahead three month old dog in the room for the podcast that tells you I don't have a lot of followers everybody There's a terrorist. So, uh, yeah, stay close to the computer because your volume is, it's a hair low.

It's not crazy low. It's a hair low. Is the computer taking in the microphone or is the air pod question? Well, both the air. Well, no, you got to set a volume level on your computer No, you're fucking wrong about all of this. Okay. No idea Over my head and it's crazy because this guy was had a studio in the city and a producer and then it was too expensive So that was doing it from his house again, and he has no idea. Can you get your computer close to Eric same? Can you get your computer closer to you? I can't hear what you're saying

And at the end of the day doesn't I mean I didn't her sound wasn't bothering anybody His voice and his brain was bothering everybody Correct Stupid I can just talk work it out with watch it to figure out the problems and then start over Stop with cold opens and he's also making her uncomfortable immediately by being like oh your dog is gonna be here Oh, your dog's gonna be here. It's a puppy. What do you want to do? Just lock it in the bedroom. Let us shut on the bed. It's what are you gonna do? Just gonna be barking outside like it's a Bob leavey show if you're fucking if you just want to like close the door on it

What are you gonna do and I don't understand the whole, he gets people on there and it's all, it's like a big get to know you tour. It's like they're dating. He did that with Jimmy Palumbo. Rather than just talking about something in the culture, something entertaining, something interesting, he's asking about the lineage of another but fuck Italian. Right. Who would this be interesting for? Joe Maderiz, because Blind Mike plays a lot of the clips from the Joe Maderiz show, and he had a guy on that was a Mets fan. And the

guy goes, yeah, I like the Mets, you know, I root for them. And Joe Maderiz goes, oh my gosh, my brother-in-law is going to love this episode. He's also a Mets fan. It's like, no, he probably won't give a fuck. There's tons of Mets fans. That's not interesting. It's not interesting just because you like the same team that I like. That doesn't make it interesting. Who cares?

Considering that was the heart of the content for that show. Right. That we're already through it. What else do you want to talk about? And, you know, in this whole, I'm going to base my tour and everybody's going to know how Italian I am. This guy is Italian in name only he was born here and I'm I'm Armenian. Do you see me going wrong?

Yeah, guys. Hey, let's go to our media. Do I'm a hundred percent our media stupid somebody clip that But I didn't do a goddamn tour of it Might want to know it seems like a good idea. You do a pretty good job with that cheerleading for your country. Shut up. Do you want to get back to your clips, Mr. Oh, Jimmy Palumbo mentioning that his dad is from a little town and Joe says, where is that?

And unfortunately, Jimmy decides to take a deep dive in my clip seven of where dad grew up Town call it's like central Italy It's just really wine country same area at Dominic on Bardosi's from that actor We did a movie together. We were laughing or from the same. That's why everybody it's why it's beautiful But like boring it's almost like going to Kansas here You stupid fucking blah-blah-blah-blah cut! Or like this show, it's boring like Kansas or this show Oh, I talked to another guy whose family is from that area too and we laughed about it, did ya?

I guess you had to be there That's like stuttering John with his imaginary buddy Right, yeah, I was talking to my buddy the other day and he agreed with me, did he? After Jimmy explains where Dad grew up, Joe could then go into, all right, let's talk about this. But instead, Joe wants to know if Jimmy has been there and then we get to unpack some more Jimmy Palumbo ancestry facts in my cut eight.

I just want to know how he makes his Sunday sauce. That's what I'm waiting for. I want to know the recipe. Have you been there? Dying ago, no. My parents went twice. I contacted some people on Facebook, some Palombos there. But it says a little town called Montaignea. And there's tons of my relatives.

It would be my dad's, father's, brother's, kids and great-grandkids and all the way out are still in that town. Tons of plumbos there. I was told plumbos are common name in Sicily, but not so common in central Jersey so you could find some people. But yeah, but then my mother's Irish and also English, a little bit of a mutt, a little Nova Scotian and shit like that. Whatever! Holy fuck!

It's not even for Italians. Who is this for? It's ridiculous. So, yeah, even if you're an Italian, they all hate you. There's a podcast I reviewed very early on eight years ago. And for WATP, it was called Sleep With Me, I believe. And the whole idea was the podcast you listen to if you have a hard time falling asleep Yeah, and the guy kind of mumbles and talks gibberish. It doesn't really do anything

This is you could totally repackage this show and have it be like a hard time falling asleep Listen to me talk about where my guess is from in Italy. That's a good idea. It's not a bad idea This is the most boring conversation. I've ever heard Well, thank God. It's not a bad idea. This is the most boring conversation I've ever heard Well, thank God he's not locked in It's like all the doors the podcast it's everything Carl next Jimmy goes with it to break the story of how his mom and dad met In a Story along out city where the old world's fair the ice skating rink there and dad met. They met in a story, a Long Island city

where the old world's fair, the ice skating rink there. My mother was like 10 years younger, she was a little hottie, Irish girl bouncing around. Funny thing is though, we believe that my mother is the first Irish into the bloodstream of the Palumbo's. All of my bruh, my dad's. Who fucking cares? I imagine what happens here. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my last clip, it's just a super cut. Listen to Joe's actual questions. He gets this guy in there. This is a super cut of Justice Questions on CutTap. You know you do the Jimmy Pullumbo show. How long you been doing that? Did they even say taped anymore, Jimmy? Yeah, well, that's what I wanted to ask you first. What is your, where's that? Have you been there? Where did your parents meet?

What was your dad's family so Italian that when he brought home this Irish girl, they were like upset? Did your dad speak Italian? Jesus Christ. Oh my God. I think I would just like act like, like a Polpok. Oh my gosh, I can't hear I miss I'm freezing up here up

Close it up. Oh my computer's dying. My computer's dying. I gotta go Would you agree that the phrase read the room comes from being a stand-up? Oh, yeah, and you'd think how can someone be this lost? In a different format where it's just easy to read one person, you know, yeah I don't think he's good at reading the room. He's doing stand-up either I used to put it on that laughter. Yeah, you're right. The pods and the room. The room is just like this.

The fuck. So great questions, Joe. You're doing a bang up job. Let's get back to the interview that he's doing with Jordan here. And Jordan wants to know why they're doing this over Zoom. Why do you not do things in person? This is a nightmare. I was. And then COVID, don things in person? This is a nightmare. I was.

And then COVID, don't say COVID, I'll kill myself. No. Okay. Expense, expense. I was using Mike Albany's, who's great. And he has a studio up on a 51st and third. And I did my first 12 episodes. I'm only 13 episodes into this.

Or what am I saying? 14 episodes in? Yeah, 14 episodes in, so. It's fucking episode 15. Every, they don't even know that. 15 episodes, he doesn't even know that. Everything is, it's like you wanna scream, skip the labor, give me the baby.

I don't need to know where Mike Albany's, where his office is. I know. I don't need to know the goddamn episode number. Why? Why are you doing this? Because they're both in New York City. She's in Brooklyn and she goes,

why aren't we doing this in person? This is a nightmare. If I was just guessed five minutes in, I'd be like, well, I'm never coming on the show and this is gonna help me. So fuck this guy. I'm just gonna read him the riot act. This goes on for an hour and 20 minutes.

She's very cool. I'd be like, fucking why, Joe? Why why Joe why why is that interesting well are you ready are you ready for the worst question ever So Eric you put together a little super kind of bad questions This is the worst question ever and talk about not doing any fucking research or prep. Do we ever do comedy together? Did we ever do have I met you before? Low blow. What the fuck was that? And then he goes on to explain, oh, because you look like this other broad who did this joke about this thing that's similar

to the joke that you made. I wasn't sure if that was you or not. Yeah, he's got to tell us why it's in his brain. But he makes it more insulting. Italian sausage brain. He makes it more insulting. Fucking Italian sausage brain. He is now going to set her up to do a joke that he saw her do on her special. And the worst part is Joe watched like two or three minutes of her 30 minute special. He explains this. We're going to get to that. And then he tries to tell her how he really liked this joke. I don't even need to do a deep dive on Jordan

to know that she's got like an interesting kind of crazy life here. I knew it in two seconds. I was like, I just want her to explain all of it. What made me think we worked together is you had a joke about knowing how to fix shit and you had a truck That you like went on it. What was it that you're going to date with a guy and showed up on your truck? Or what was the truck show I saw?

I I have a few because I had a truck for years. My mom has my truck now What was it? What's the joke that you did that I liked? What was that? The stuff where you said all about things. He's lost. He's lost. It's not really adding up in my head. If you're on stage and he seems, whether you think his jokes are funny or not,

doesn't matter. He has presence. He knows how to keep thoughts moving. He's been doing it forever. He's so goddamn klutzy and sloppy in this. Yes, and yes somehow smug Right, right. It's got some how smug. He is smug. He's a fucking asshole So if you thought they have we worked together question was bad. This is even worse There's one where he says I

Forget what I mean. There's a bunch of oh Maybe the guy says you like you like pussy and I say Because I get out of my truck. Yeah That wasn't it I remember but you did have what made me think that we work together is I somebody hosted the show at Gotham that I was on once and she had a lot of jokes about being straight but knowing how to fix a lot of shit and I said that's kind of a funny angle that she was going with and then I turned on your stuff and you had the really funny angle of that your your mom's a lesbian but she married your dad

and and that you were this person that was handy but not gay. So. Great joke. Yeah. And and. This is all I hear. I am so uncomfortable for him. Yeah, he can't get out of his own way on this one. Just do a little bit of research and see if you've worked with her before

before you do the show. So none of this awkward conversation happened. So then we're 10 minutes in on the show. The most entertaining part of the show happens where she shows her puppy. And then after that, I thought you were gonna say pussy. No, she finally shows her puppy, which is exciting.

And then after that, Joe decides that we should probably start the show. Are you single or are you in a relationship? I'm single. So you're single. I'm single. I have this, this is what my... And you have the dog.

You have the dog and you and no roommates. Just a little dog. No, I just look out. Okay. Yeah, I mean, I'm single by, I can't date, it's impossible for me to date because I'm such by, I can't date. It's impossible for me to date because I'm such a dyke and I intimidate every single man I've ever been with.

Not intimidate, but there ends up being a resentment because they don't know how to be a dominant human being. And I am. That's an interesting, well, we should start with talking about that, because that's an interesting topic. Oh. We should start with talking about that.

You shoot him. Yeah. Like just talk about it. You should have. Yeah. Just 20 minutes. Let's talk about it. It's going to be about 10 minutes ago. Let's talk about how we should possibly talk about you being a dyke. Right.

So she's straight. And I love this thing where she goes, yeah, you know, I can't hold onto a boyfriend because guys, they're all stale sock. It's like, well, no, but it's probably you. You're probably the problem. There's one common denominator here we can look at. But OK, now Joe is ready to just like you were talking about where

he was diving into his guest and learning every stupid detail about the person's life. He has to do that with her too. OK, so so take. So I guess, you know, I'll do that kind of interview like take me back a little bit. So, no. So your, your, your parents are divorced now? Oh, no. Yes. So they're divorced. One of my dad is dead. My dad has since died. We don't really know. He just like laid a foundation and then he came home and passed out and died, which is like the best way to go.

Yeah. So he watched a two minute bit. She did about how her mom's a lesbian and base his entire interview off of that. All right. So take me, I'm going to be one of those guys like, all right, take me back. So your parents are divorced. I heard that as a setup to one of your jokes. Oh no, that look on his face.

That's the most energy he's put out right there. Yes. His eyes are wide open. Correct. He's a Oopsy. Joe Italian stepped in it here. So then Jordan talks about how she needs a guy who's a handyman because she's very handy and she makes a joke that if you don't know how to hang a TV on the wall, I can't date you. And so because this is such a boring conversation that's going nowhere, Joe decides to really sell this one and acts like this is a hysterical conversation. This reminds me of when Stuttering John would do his beer on the balconies back in the day and no matter what the person said, he just started laughing like it was an, oh, we're all having fun, right? Everyone's laughing. So that's how I got fired

I have to date The people I'm attracted to are very it's just blue collar. I'm just attracted to blue collar people And then if they're not Yeah, if they don't know how to change a tire or hang a TV I just can't get down with the sickness. I'm not into it. It grosses me out. If you can't mount your fucking TV, if you call the hand man.

You need a mount. If you call the app handyman, you know how many, or what's the other one called? Task rabbit? I will, I can't, there's no way we can have sex. There's no way. I hope you do this because that's hilarious if a guy can't hang a TV you're turned off do you have jokes about that? That's funny. Oh Tell us what's funny. No, and I and he just repeats. Oh, yeah, you said hang a TV

Yeah, and you would think that he'd move out from there. Then he goes, you know, I hire people to hang the TVs for me because I don't want to deal with the electric work. And I'm worried about that. She's like, yeah, whatever. Anyway. It was a joke. I didn't want to talk about hanging TVs for an hour. I'm going to go hang a TV.

I'm going to hang myself. He's so stupid. He thinks it's just serious. Like that's not a joke to him. Oh yeah. That's, yeah, me too. So what did he do? Like eight or nine minutes on hanging TVs

and you're acting or something? He's like, no, we're just having a conversation here. He's like that idiot when they meet at comic and they're like, oh, you're probably gonna talk about me now when you're acting now that we met, right? It's just, no, this is not an interesting part of my life. Not gonna talk about you and my- I can't wait till it's over.

It's fucking idiot. Okay. This is Joe just completely tuning out and she busts him that he's just not even paying attention. And I'm like, no, I'm carrying the bag of sand. I need you to like listen to my sadness and they're like, man, I don't know anything about that. I can't do that. Does that make sense? No, I don't know why. I had trouble with that. I have ADD though. So it could be that could be why there was some something I got lost in that you're saying that she's seen that look before. Yeah. She's like, I'm gonna bring the puppy out again because this is not going anywhere

right now. It's that dog Italian. What did you get? Is that an Italian bulldog? So I have to say in this next clip, it's a longer clip, but you've never seen an interviewer dig themselves such a hole, as this guy digs himself here. This might be the worst interviewer in the history of podcasting, not broadcasting, podcasting, which anyone could do And some of Joe batteries is the worst at it ever well, it's it's funny little Inside to Jordan to you was when I watched some of your stand I have an ex-girlfriend that I'm good friends with but she lives in Florida now and she's married and We remained friends she tells me like She's cool and she's married and we remained friends. Details, details.

She's cool and I texted her your stuff and I go, what do you think of her? What do you think of her? I go, she reminds me of you. If you, I said to her, if you got like catapulted to now when you were that age, but she's the 2024 version of you and I don't think I think I confused her when I tried to explain that but There was I

Don't I don't know why I'm saying this to you, but there's a there was like a But there's a there was like a It was weird I watched some of your stand-up in the special and then I watched the stand-up when you were on the James Corbin cordon show and I really connected instantly with the with the you on the James cordon thing But I wasn't to be honest not that I thought you were bad I only watched like two minutes, three, four minutes of your special. But I was like, well, let me see your here. And like that one I really connected with in a different way.

The other one I felt like I'm too old to get all this. I feel like there's all young Brooklyny crowd here. And I was like, there was something different. So. I'm all over the place here and what I'm trying to say here. but I guess what I'm trying to say is will you go out with me? That is that is a magical word slurry. I mean that was that was historic. I've been blackout drunk and made more sense. I mean we went everywhere. What the fuck was was talking about his wife by yeah losing Florida Florida South the Georgia

Dude, what are you doing? It's like a Scorsese movie cut it Right cut some of this out, please and then he goes into the whole thing who's like yeah I watched your special, but I didn't really like it. I mean, no, it's great But I only watched two minutes. I mean maybe. And then I watched this other thing that was pretty good. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, where you go with this job? What do you want to say? My diagnosis, the guy's not a bad looking dude. Okay. He's got that voice. That's all he has. And I mean, he has no charisma, no sense of humor. No, he can't make a point. And I think he's just like somehow got through life. I just, those two things. Well, he can't make a point. And I think he's just like,

somehow got through life. I just those two things. Well, there's another thing you don't know about him. Okay. Is he Italian? His wife makes all the money. Oh, so he's one of these guys who got married to a woman who makes a lot of money. And she's like, Yeah, Joe, you can play comic for the next couple of decades. That's fine. That's story totally. Because Because he keeps thinking he's going to break out. He's going to be a breakout star. I mean, he was on Last Comic Standing and America's got talent. He keeps trying.

He's like, how do I get famous? Like all my friends, he used to hang with Arty Lag and all these guys. Like everyone's famous, but him. How come he hasn't broken out? Because you're not good at it, Joe. Yeah, it's time to face the fact. You stink.

It's not happening. It's not this fucking guy still holding on to this dream He's like one of these days this video has 278 views on it came on over a week ago. It's not happening You suck. I'm curious when he's out. Have you seen him on Kevin show? I sure have is he is he like a Punching bag. Does he did this? Have you just told him to shut the fuck up because honestly, I would feel so fucking good to watch Kevin tell this guy he's a goddamn he's horrible. That's the same part. I agree.

That's the sad part because Ray DeVito and Chad Zuma go on there as punching bags, maybe Mike Buschetti or a couple other people. This guy comes out and he's a respected comic on MLC comic MLC now. Do you know this guy is he sucks? Horrible if if Brennan has any You know respect he will destroy this piece of shit every time he opens his mouth That's how bad this guy is. Well, he's not getting the Brennan bump I can tell you that because no one's watching the show and if anyone does tune in they're not coming back Check out the way he wraps this up. This is such an awkward ending and then he lies

All right Jordan all right, thank you so much. Yeah, hopefully you won't care if I asked you to plug this on your social Media somewhere else any clip or something. I will totally thank you. I appreciate all right. media somewhere. I'll send you a clip or something. I will totally. Thank you. I appreciate it. All right. Thank you. I'll see you.

Have a good day. You too. That was Jordan Jensen, everybody. Really funny comic. Go check her out. Her half hour special is on YouTube. I saw that. And all of her other stuff and her podcast is blowing up.

What a liar. You didn't see it. You watched two minutes and then you didn't like it. And then you watched one other appearance she had and you never heard her podcast. They didn't bring that up once. Such a liar. This is rough.

And I would love to hear like if she would ever like kiss and tell about what she was thinking when it was going on with Joe Madarise. What was really going through her mind? We should get her on the show and talk about this. was thinking when it was going on with Joe Maderese. What was really going through her mind. Oh, we should get her on the show and talk about this. That's a good call. She's, I mean, who gives a fuck? I mean, if Maderese had any, any degree of comedy in him, he would recognize how funny that would be. And, and he's got to embrace how shitty is.

I don't care if he does or not. That's not my job to keep Joe Maderese happy. I mean, he's got, that's the only shot he has to make any money is to he's like a he's kind of like a stuttering job. Right. Yeah. I mean, he's good. He's not far from people just sending delivery food while he's podcasting live and goofing out of that would be funnier. That would be better than what he's doing. For sure. Oh, and I just want to tell people because Jody B reminded me in the discord here that if you want to watch a Joe

Metteries meltdown he tried to do a show called fixing Joe Where he thought that he would do a podcast where he talked about his relationship problems And he'd bring on some of his funny comic friends and they talk about it And he got Anthony kumia already laying and Jim Norton and it turned into all of them just bashing him and he's going Oh guys, I'm trying to be serious though. Like, what should I do? My wife says I should do this, and I want to do that. They're like, fuck you, Joe. You're an idiot.

It's very funny. He wanted to be a whole series of six show. Yeah, I like it already. Now that, I feel like I have something owed to me. I would love to just sit there and watch that, my God. But yeah, mark that down producer Chris We got a book got Jordan Jensen is mark I want to see what she thought about that because there's a couple times when he's homina homina and you look at her face

I got this. Yeah, I just think my own death Interview fizzled Holy shit, bro, too. All right, if you thought that was cringe wait for the Shit and for woman that interview fizzled. Oh, it's really holy shit Brutal. All right. If you thought that was cringe wait for the This week comes in from Matthew Montgomery, this is what he wrote to me said I've been watching this great YouTube podcast called financial audit the host Caleb goes through the debt and expenses of very poor Delusional people and loses his mind the short below is from an episode where a guy in his 40s keeps bragging about his bachelor's degree while broken unemployed.

When Caleb calls him out on it, he almost walks out. So this is just a fun little YouTube short from this show, but we might have to do a deeper dive into this podcast. This looks kind of interesting to me. They're desperate to hire right now. If any industry is desperate to hire, it is service. And how long do you think I'm gonna last there? What does that mean?

In terms of get fired or are you existing? Yeah, until I like raise an issue and then. Well, if you decide to be a big boy and take care of yourself, you'll last there for a while. Maybe. What is maybe? I just know somebody's gonna be like, oh, you think you're a smart kid?

And I am, I have a degree in information information systems so if I see a way to improve something I'm gonna suggest it and they're gonna have this degree in information systems and no one cares why did why do I have a degree in information systems nobody cares we don't know we don't care we don't Go back to Texas and just give it back to my professors be like nobody gives it Okay, so it's exciting to you but It actually does matter like I've accomplished a lot of things with it because of the degree or because of yourself

Yeah, well I enjoyed that that was I like who who the fuck is the guy who's doing the interviewing So Caleb it hosts the show called financial audit and apparently like Matthew said there's a lot of delusional poor people who come on Okay, he tries to explain them like well you got to get a job and yeah, I like that guy's approach though telling me Yeah, come on just go get the job. And yeah, I like that guy's approach though. Tell him he's, come on, just go get the job. And the guy's being a pussy. Look, I know it's exciting to be you. I love that. Nobody cares about your bachelor degree.

Well, then why did I get it then? Why did I have the bull? Should I give it back to the professor? Why did I have the bull? Yeah, I'm a pussy. Why did I have the bull, Bart? So fucking funny. All right.

With that, I want to transition. We have not checked in on OPI in a minute. And I decided, yeah, I decided like, what's OPI up to? We know these doing Tuesday at Gebhard's, that great beer show, he does all his buddies there next to the pinball tables. All his buddies. Yeah.

So that should be fun. Run the band, run the band. Run the band, run the band. Run the band, run the band. Run the band, run the band. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. Stunk fart. And I have a very special guest who's going to join us, who has been a guest with OP many times.

I would call them BFFs. That's right. Carl Roop. No, a Tookie is here. Everybody. What's up, Tookie? Hey. My poor Tookie. What's the shot?

What's the shot? This fucking... This is the problem with our buddy Tuki here Is that he's developed so many characters people like is it now? He's being forced to go on podcasts all day long every day and he's losing his voice No, it's just trying to do the Gino impression that really fucked me up I was yelling so yelling at the Super Bowl. I was yelling all through a C I was fine on Monday when I got home.

Literally Wednesday morning after doing that Gino show, I just shot my voice out. I'm fucked. The Gino impressions, the funniest fucking thing. I was texting Gino about it. As you know, he was dying. He was on your show today. So Opie does this thing where he puts together

his own clips for us, which is very nice. I appreciate that. Thank you, Opie, Because he finds the dumbest parts of his show and highlights them on his YouTube channel. He might think that this is entertaining and would be a good marketing tool. People are like, wow, what's the long form version of this? This is amazing stuff. This video is called You Smell Like Dot Dot Dot. Take a look. I smell like victory. Like the beer? Like the motorcycle. You don't smell like a motorcycle. Dot dot dot take my victory like to beer Like the motorcycle you don't smell like a one. You smell like a tricycle.

So, Opie said you smell like a tricycle, and he was so proud of himself that he told his producer, hey, make that one a clip. Yeah. The tricycle joke where everyone was laughing and they were repeating it because I'm so funny. And not because they're trying to get my approval, just because my buddies just really think I'm hilarious. That's a card. What The hell are they laughing at?

I don't know. He could have at least made a joke and said you smell like a trancicle. There you go. See? He lost his voice, but not his sense of humor. Yeah. That is cutting wit.

Home run, Tookie. Oh my God, that was the saddest hack I've ever heard. He's literally hacking. I'm dying. All right, take a stick with us here, because this is one of the conversations that no one's ever heard before, where they talk about, did you guys know that certain things that we consider to be

vegetables are actually fruits? Whoa. I know. I mean, if they get it in tomatoes, I'm going to fucking lose my mind, because this is the funniest shit you've ever seen. vegetables that are actually fruits. Alright, let's go.

It's tomatoes, avocados, eggplants, cucumbers, green peppers and zucchini. You're all fruit. That's why that's stupid. That's not hold on. I just want to point out the comment that he has up on the screen right now is from zero down. He says, if he said you smell like a tricycle, that's the funniest shit. I've ever heard So these are the people who are watching opi show You smell like a tricycle is the funniest joke they've ever heard Listen to old opiate Anthony with Jim and Anthony ripping ripping with each other. It was a fucking minds.

It's like a tricycle. I can't believe it. I got to say, to keep opi show peaked when he was having you and Cardiff and corn on the show. You guys are with opi was fucking fantastic. He was having fun. It made sense. And the ghost.

Oh, he like ghosted Cardiff He was supposed to meet Cardiff at some point in New York City And he just stopped like communicating or something But we also like he we would get up like early in the morning for me I had to get up at four o'clock in the morning and then opi would not do a show I go. Oh, yeah, I was out late last night But we all had plans to meet up in the morning and he knew that when a asshole. Yeah, it really is the story

that's get back to the stories are true get back to this hilarious conversation. That's the most that are actually fruits. Let's go it's tomatoes, avocados eggplants cucumbers green peppers and zucchini all fruit that's why that's stupid. That's not stupid. They're vegetables. They're vegetables. It sounds like they need carrots.

No seeds. It's a veggie, you're right. Yeah, but it's just a vegetable because it's a vegetable. It's a kind of vegetable. Right? I didn't pay attention to science class. It's a vegetable because it's just a vegetable.

French fries are vegetables. These vegetables are fruits. It's not. Damn it is that brilliant. Is it a potato or vegetable? Yeah. French fries are vegetables. French fries are vegetables.

Dude, I eat healthy. I didn't pull that clip, Eric, because I had this. Opie made this and put it up on the internet. Yep, yep. And the only thing he said was, it's stupid, that was one line, and the other one was a vegetables a vegetable Yeah, I didn't pay attention in science class man

Oh, wait, how many how many when was this posted and how many views does it have because I see it only has two likes and Again, opi has like a hundred and eighty one thousand subscribers. It has eighty seven views was posted one day ago subscriber. It has 87 views was posted one day ago. Holy shit. And look at the description. Look, I don't care what scientists say. The following are not fruits. They're vegetables. God, nothing is off limits with this guy. I think this is good humor, can he? Yes. Oh my God. Okay. So now we're going to ask Matt, the owner of Gevards, why his wife doesn't drive. Now Matt's wife is Filipino. And so there it is.

The answer. And they have a lot of fun with it. My wife doesn't drive. She knows better. She doesn't drive for what reason? Why not? She knows she can't drive for what reason though? Because I mean she can't drive. I doesn't drive for what reason? Why not? She knows she can't drive for what reason though? Because I mean, I don't know. You tell me, I'm telling you, I know she

can't drive so she won't. I ain't going there. I'm the only one. I love the comment that we just pulled up from sheet shitterson says 38 watching. Haha. You suck. Oh, he's so stupid. He has the worst format for a show possible. I'm randomly pulling up comments. So wait a minute. He's clicking at him. Yeah. He's up.

Yes. He's choosing what to put up there. You would think more than 38 people would even be hate watching this. Right. Right. He's so boring. He's even boring to hate watch. I haven't even watched him.

Yeah, he's a lot of. I don't know who any of these guys are. I haven't watched him in so long. Nobody's talking about opium anymore because this is what he's doing. He's putting out clips of talking about vegetables and you smell like a tricycle. Anyone who sees this, just be like, all right, well, opium is not doing anything. What else is going on on the Internet? You should reach out to these people too and see if they'd come on here.

Just kind of like the comedian. I really should. I really should find Opie's friends a bit. What are you doing? What's going on? You think it's just a whole segment of people that know Opie? Hey, it's time for another edition of People Who Know Opie. OK, here you go. It's funny you say that because I have in my notes,

I want to get in touch with Royce Derazio, because John went off on Royce yesterday and made some serious accusations. And I don't know if there's a way to get in touch with Royce Derazio. Because John went off on Royce yesterday and made some serious accusations. And I don't know if there's a way to get a hold of him. I want to get Royce on the show to respond to what Senator John was saying. Maybe my show will just become people who hang out with losers. And we just ask, like, what are you doing?

That'll be my first question of the show. What are you doing? What's going on? But these guys probably wouldn't come on with you because they'd be like, hey, man, we have an opportunity to go to W. H. B. They'd be like, yeah But that's gonna piss off the old sir and then we won't have those 48 people watching us and we don't want to piss off The old sir he's big slut me man, you know Some of them will turn some of them

Right I ain't going there. I'm the only one without an Asian wife I'm the only one without an Asian wife and I'm the only one without an Asian wife. And then he throws these little softballs at me that his wife doesn't drive. I'm not touching that one. I'm stating facts. She doesn't drive. That's it. You know, she just doesn't drive. Did they drive in Thailand?

That must be a mess. It's awesome. What a mess. Maybe she's Thai. Whatever. Filipino, Thai. Maybe she's Thai. Whatever. Filipino, Thai. They're all the same. Wait, which part of Italy? Let's get back to that.

Alright, I'm going to play you another video. This one is about pregnant bartenders at Gebhard's. And let me just read the description of this video before I play it. Brace yourselves for the craziest Tuesday night ever at Gebhard's. In this side splitting video, Matt and Opie unveil their outrageous plan for the ultimate twist on Tuesdays, pregnant bartenders in the return of smoking in the bar. Join the laughter as the crew enthusiastically discusses the wild idea of mixing baby bumps and cigarette smoke for the

most unforgettable night in town. Pretty good premise, right? I hope that I overselling it because I don't know what's going to be that unforgettable. But let's say it sucks. But yeah, that's going to have pregnant bartenders. That's right. And we're going to start smoking in the bar again. You're going to start smoking in the bar again.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do that. That's a great idea. Praying in bartenders. I bet you we'll get a's do that. That's a great idea. Pranked bartenders are smoking. I bet you we'll get a lot of publicity. You're right on the news. Dude, can we do that? I guarantee I can get you three pregnant women.

Right now? Or by the end of the night? No, but give me... All right, give me 72 hours and I ribs, you know. Yeah, if you give me 72 hours, I get three pregnant girls bartending. Okay, then we smoke Out the place start smoking everybody just smoking There was like five seconds of B-roll of people like at a TV like studio or like control booths.

Like what was that? It's so highly produced as well. I think it ended in the middle of his sentence. You know, as horrible as that is, it's still not worse than Joe Matarice. Correct. Nothing's worse than, this is the one that we've learned today. Nothing's worse than Joe Matarice interviewing Correct. Nothing's worse than what we've learned today. Nothing's

worse than Joe Matarice interviewing someone. That's a disaster. He stinks. Now, that's obviously what OPI's doing Tuesday at Gebhardt's. That's just one of the projects that he's doing right now. The other thing he's doing is he's still monetizing the homeless. And I give OPI credit. I mean, no one else is going up and goofing on the homeless better than OPi. I mean Stopping on cakes was just the beginning for this guy There's no limit for the old 20s good

That's a solid, that's a solid 20. Oh man, I got a new car. Oh come on man. Man, don't ask me like that. Give me the fifth pump, 20's good. Oh man. That's good! You're smart, you just got one more man. I got a phone bill today, $43 man.

What do you mean a phone bill? Myself, phone like yours. Oh come on man. The cell phone, the phone right now. See there's actually an opportunity for comedy right there. homeless guy's talking about he's got a cell phone bill I think I have a lot of questions a lot of phone questions like sure And also I gotta say this is the most entertaining character. I've seen an opi show since how we died I was gonna say it looks like he would be funny. Yeah, like bring this guy into fucking gabhards I'll see you next time

He kind of actually looks like when Dave Chappelle play the crackhead he's kind of got that five going for him It's been some powder on his lips. You get it. I'll see you next time I will see you next time No payoff, Obi. This guy never has a payoff. Nothing. At least kick his bag or something, Obi. I earned that take.

Pull his head off like he's the loser. Do something. Kick his hat off. Off at all. Fucking stinker. You're gonna throw your hat on? Anything. The homeless guy is acting like Kevin Brunner with Brock Lee.

Give me some more now. Well, I want some more of that. Come on. I like it in that instance, because the guy's like, oh, you're going to film me? Yeah, I know. While you give me a 20. Well, yeah, it's going to cost you more.

Yeah. Frankly, I hope we should have had another 20. Yeah. He earned it, in my opinion. I like how Opie, you get the impression that he's trying to capture lightning in a bottle because that cake things It comes back around every so often and that's that's good in his world He gets a bump from that now. I want to show you what a fucking con to opi is

Because he decided he finally texted something to Anthony and now he has to unveil with a video The text conversations that him and Anthony have had over the last five years, which is like none of anyone's business. I don't understand. But he has to have the big reveal. He has to have something with Anthony, obviously. I want to see this. I had no idea about this. Fantastic. This is how you bring in numbers, Opes. That's the only way to bring in numbers is say Jim Norton sucks and talk about Jim's wife or gay talk about Anthony

All right, so regardless of everything happy Thanksgiving, I really do wish only the best for you and your family All the ready is just radio nonsense. Have a good one all the Rastas stupid spell check. So that's Anthony to OP four years ago and All the Rastas stupid spell check. So that's Anthony to OPI four years ago, huh? And then Anthony says hey really sorry to hear about Carl. I know you guys are really close. He was a good man incredibly naturally funny No response. I'll be back to Anthony. So now Anthony just this past Christmas

Merry Christmas! Nice not smashing each other, thumbs up, have a good new year. And he writes back, Obi writes back to Anthony, Merry Christmas, cheers to your continued healing. Okay. That's it! Obi made a fucking video of that. Yeah, no shit. I know. I'm sorry I built it up so much.

It's literally Anthony just being like, hey man, I know we've been talking shit, but I hope you're doing well. And then Anthony reach out again. Hey man, hope you're doing well. Hey, I'm sorry about Carl, hope you're doing well. Hey man, Merry Christmas, hope you're doing well. And then finally just like, yeah, hope you're doing well too. Okay. Five years. Yeah, and and I guess I'm trying to figure out why he would decide to show us all the back Ones which show that he didn't respond to because he's an idiot you that's dumb I mean yes, if if the fans wanted to think that they there's some you know It's thawing a little bit just Just show the one, the one that you responded to. You don't have to show the ones when the guy is talking to you

and you're not saying shit back to him. Yeah. Eric picks as Kumiya comes out better again. And this is, Opie doesn't know how to fucking monetize himself and edit or market himself at anything away. He puts out the lamest clips and then shows what an asshole he is. He's doing. He just delivers skunk farts. It's all skunk farts.

So they're giving us four. Still the best joke he's ever told. I want to see an IQ battle between Joe Maderese and Opie. Opie's genius. No, there's there's no going back. Maderese has skyrocketed to the top. Guys, I'm excited to say Tuki is here. Tuki was in Atlantic City, but we have another guest here who was also in Atlantic City that

we haven't seen in a minute. If she's ready to go, I see her scrambling here. Mary Beth, what's happening? I'm here, I'm here. How you doing, Mary Beth? Okay, there'm here. How you doing, Mary Beth? Hey! OK, there we go. So I heard Tukitani the story that you and your husband, Brian, thought that he was the real Gino Biscotti at one point. Yeah, I saw him over in the casino and I was like, is that Gino?

Like, that guy looks like Gino. And then we go over a little closer and I see he's wearing a Gino shirt. So I was like, oh, it's Gino and then we go over a little closer and I see he's wearing a Gino shirt. So I was like, Gino is like, wait a second. And then he started talking to him and it's like, oh, it's definitely not Gino. Well done, Turkey. Thank you. So Mary Beth, I brought you on because you probably weren't there for the brawl on Saturday night, right? No, we only went down Sunday. OK, so I have a brand new angle of this that no one has seen yet.

So I want to kind of analyze this with everyone and go through it. Obviously, this has been talked about to death. This is Kevin Brennan antagonizing Bob Levy. And there's all these different polls up on the various subreddits. Who's the pussy? Who's the asshole? Who's the winner? Who's the pussy? Who's the asshole? Who's the winner? Who's the loser? Who's the boss?

People want to know answers and I have them. Eric, have you seen this yet? Again, I'm always the last to know. No, I'm anxious to see all this. I love it. Cause now we're going to get your perspective. You don't know any of the backstory. You don't know what the fuck this is about.

Nope. You're just going to see it for the first time and react. Correct. Well, this is fantastic. So let's start with the original video that everybody has seen. This is Kevin Brennan's video. So he's sitting at the bar and he gets up with his phone and walks over to where Bob is and starts with him. I'm not a new toad. Stuttering John. Staying there like a dope. Stop it. These are my friends now.

Okay, alright, so now he sees Bob. Sorry I have to turn off the stupid music. Bob, Bob, you're looking for me? You're looking for me?, you looking for me? You looking for me? You looking for me? You looking for me, you fucking bitch? Good shot. Fucking bitch?

Fucking bitch, come on. Come on, you fucking bitch. Come on bitch. Come on bitch. Come on bitch. Come on bitch. So Come on, bitch. Come on, bitch. Come on. Come on. So now Kevin is walking away. You know, let me let Eric explain what we just saw

for the people who are listening to the show. Maybe haven't seen this before. Where did we just see that, Eric? We saw Kevin Brennan walk up. You see Bob in what he would see, and then Bob threw it right at him. But what did Kevin do to deserve that? Did you? What would you do? I'm being antagonized him. He walked up over to him and said, you looking for me? You looking for me, bitch?

So people like to act like Bob just got aggressive out of nowhere. Like, yeah, what's his problem? They just try to say hi to him. Yeah. I mean, to me, it goes without saying. If Kevin's in a room and you see his face, it's antagonizing. He doesn't even have to fucking talk, you know? To me, it goes without saying, if Kevin's in a room and you see his face, it's antagonizing. He doesn't even have to fucking talk, you know? So the fact that he walked up and said that, he, you know, Bob decided to hit him.

The other thing too that I want to point out is that Kevin picked a time when he has the higher ground and there's a railing in between the two of them. And some dudes. So, and guys, right. So as you can see here, Kevin walks over knowing that Bob can't get to him. And Bob wants to.

That's very clear. Clearly. We're going to find out more, but let me just finish this video. Come on up. Come on up. Come on up. Come on up.

Just shut up. Come on up. Come on up. I'm throwing a map. Throw a map. You guys throw a map. John's posture is very much stop fighting. Yeah.

He looked like a little kid who's just caught up in the action. By the way, that cover band is brutal. They're playing the Hooters. It's not great. It's like a deleted scene from the last episode of Sopranos. So bad. It's not like shit. All right. So this is John and Ray DeVito are both wasted later on this same night.

And we get a glimpse into what's happening because it's covered bands so loud we can't hear the conversations that are happening very well. So we learn this. So Breton comes back after he left the gamble and he sees Bob again. And he goes with Bob and we showed him and he you know he said I'm gonna go talk to Bob and I said do you need muscle and he goes yes yeah because I look I respect Kevin I love Kevin we know. We know it's your boyfriend, Kevin. So Chad goes, you need some muscle? Because of dance here. Maybe Don. Okay. He is like a mollusk. Yes. So like a muscle, right? Okay, so now let's let's see Gina's view because after Kevin films what he filmed and then he walks away and then we don't know what happens

after that, but Gina quickly pulls out her phone and starts filming to see the aftermath of what happened after that. Let's watch that real quick. Bob's running around the side to get to Kevin as Kevin walked away. He's on the railing. There's some idiot in between. Look at John with his hands on. Look at John's hands up.

Stop it. Stop watching his pearls. Look at that gut hanging down. There's a baby in there. Jesus Christ. Stop being rational. They they're gonna cut off the beer he could easily fuck his belly button look at that he has a joke about it so yeah John looks like he's standing in the hallway in middle school going slow down, slow down. Someone's gonna get hurt in here.

There's Kevin came back and then Bob just chucked some empty cups at him. And now right there, Bob gives us a smile to Gina. Holy the cat, right? He knows this is hilarious. Okay, what are your thoughts on this? I'll ask Mary Beth, have you seen this yet? I haven't seen that.

I saw the original Kevin clip. OK, but I hadn't seen the Gino version. What do you think about Bob's reaction there? I I'm at a loss for words, really, because it's just a bunch of old men. Yeah, I know. Sanity that is correct. Getting banned from the freaking casino. Like.

Erick Zayn,n AZ any thoughts on that? What was that an overreaction? Do you think I mean, what's I know these two have bad blood between them. But I mean, was it was it was that war and did or could he have if he played it cool would have been able to get more mileage out of this? Well, Kevin owes Bob somewhere in the neighborhood of four or six thousand dollars because what Kevin does, he pulls this bitch move where he pays people to be on his show. And then if he doesn't want to pay them, he just doesn't talk to them anymore and says that we had a falling out and therefore he no longer owes them the money he owes them.

OK, so they've been talking shit about each other for many months on each other's shows. Okay. There's a lot of bad blood to go around on this. Now, Bob has been known to react in a manner that probably isn't beneficial in the long term. He would tell you that he is banned from serious XM. He's not allowed in that building. So yeah, there's definitely some brand to go around. If that's on brand, well, then I think that was an excellent move because I mean, that's what people are there for in the first place. And if, and that probably will help him because it's something interesting to talk about. We're talking about it right here.

Everyone's been talking about this, but this is the reason why I wouldn't bring this to the show because we review podcasts on WATP, But this is the reason why I'm bringing it. I have an exclusive angle on this that no one has seen until right now. And this is from another angle. So this is after pretty much around the same time that Gina turned on her phone. But we're seeing this from behind Kevin Brennan. And I'm going to just kill this music. I could finally someone does it in landscape mode. I know.

What a person knows how to film on their freaking phone. This is like the Bruder film. All right, now first off, there's Vince right here, stuttering John. They're the same height. I mean, if anything, John might have a half an inch on Vince. John got back from the doctor's office yesterday and he said, and guess what loses? They measured my height and I'm five, seven and a half. Oh, jeez.

He's not just playing the half. Oh, no. Do they measure people's height after you're an adult? Is that a thing? I don't think I've been, I don't think my height's been measured since I was a teenager. Yeah.

I think they do if you get a physical every year they're supposed to because I know that because I'm shrinking. I'm old enough now that I'm starting to shrink. I think they do. If you get a physical every year, they're supposed to because I know that because I'm shrinking. I'm old enough now that I'm starting to shrink. It's real annoying. So is John. Yeah. Okay. So I want everyone to notice right here. There's here's Kevin. Now what Kevin is doing, he went over to get this footage of Bob, get a reaction out of him. And now he's going back and looking at his phone to review the footage to see if he got the right footage that he wanted to get. This is all a bitch move.

He knew he was just gonna run away and that other people would get in the way of them. But there's a bigger bitch move coming up in a second that I wanna point out. So now Kevin is starting to walk back over. And this is the thing that I think is important. Where Kevin goes to walk over to talk to Bob, there's a trash can right there.

So it adds another two feet that Bob cannot get to him. Not only is he behind the guardrail and up, but he's also behind a trash can to make sure that Bob can't get to him. And then immediately back to where I see where that trash can is right there. That's the thing that I didn't realize before is that Kevin kind of started coming back, but only if he could be as far away from Bob as possible right here. Back into the left.

Back into the left. Into the left. And then we could see John and his posture right here. Whoa, whoa, it's after a plastic cop. So. Guys, seriously, they've got to shut off the beers. Oh, no. This could be horrible for everyone.

So now Kevin got his big W here, and he's going to turn around and walk away and act like, jeez, that guy's so irrational. I don't know what his problem is. There's mommy right here. So some of the chatters are there and involved. I heard that mommy got the drinks billed on her the most. Unfortunately, it's too bad. And the drink spilled on her the most.

And John stole two of her coronas. I know John stole her coronas. Like, I just thought everyone was buying beer for me all night. I didn't know. Puerto Rican mommy had the worst trip of all. All right. And so, uh, so there's Bob and, uh, there's Chagoh. Jeez. What?

What does that mean? I'm gonna give him a beer. What a boob. Yeah. What an idiot he is. Still drinking. John is an NPC in this video. He's like, it's just another person there just to be there.

He's got nothing to do with anything. So awesome. There's Keanu. What I found out today on Be Dablin Live, the reason why Gina wasn't there is because people were buying him shots at the comedy show and he got too drunk. He was wasted, bro.

So he never made it over to the Borgata, unfortunately. But so that's it, man. That's the latest angle. And my assessment on this is that Kevin was a bitch this whole time. He did this knowing that he had the guardrail in between him. And then as soon as Bob got aggressive, he ran away. And the only way he came back at him

was when there was even more division between him and Bob Levy. No, he couldn't get to him because I don't think he would have walked up to Bob if they had been on equal ground without something in between them or people in between them. This is spectacular pro wrestling comedy, comedy air quotes. No, I'm with you on that. This is what the devil versus be kind of ridiculous.

This type of heat is it's just a license to print money. It's it's an all you had to do is walk up and say, Hey, you're talking shit. I'll say one thing. Get the reaction you want and then he's out. That's great. Yeah, fantastic So this is why I'm out of the the dabble verse officially He said you're out of the dabble very sad to hear he goes he goes oh where's Carl, but I haven't seen him around and Then he claimed that I took my discord down. How do you make your money then?

I don't know. That's a good question. So stupid. He believes everything that people tell him, because he's a moron. And I actually have some information about that here. So after John tells Vince the loser that ever since the net video came out I've run away and I took my discord down which is a subreddit in his mind He doesn't know what the fuck anything is. He's a moron. He believes everything people tell him He then goes on and explains to me that I'm the idiot Are you so ugly are you ever gonna be right about anything you know how many times you've been wrong?

going to be right about anything? You know how many times you've been wrong? Let's go through the list. Stuttering John really didn't beat Shaq in basketball. Oh, he didn't realize I had the tape. Yes, I did. That's not how basketball works. John had this thing for the tonight show a bit where he had to get one point before Shaq got five. He threw up a shot from behind the three point line that Shack didn't even contest and it went in. He's like, I want a basketball. That's not what basketball is, idiot. You can't just change the rules of basketball

and call it winning, but okay. That's the first thing I'm wrong about. What else? Stuttering John didn't really interview OJ. Oh, we found the tape. Yes, I did. So I guess here we disagree with the word interview means because OJ was in his limo with the door closed

in the window up when you yelled things at the limo. You yelled at a car is what you did, but you call it interviewing OJ. OK, if you say so. Inter. No, correct me if I'm wrong, Eric Zane, you've been in radio all your life. An interview usually the interviewer as a question, the intervie the interviewer answers right. Yeah,

I pretty much I think you got it down. I think you've I think you've covered it. Typically that's the definition of an interview. Maybe not with Joe Manarisi but John I'm still waiting for the answer from our interview the other day. Right. Right. Alright, what else is I wrong about there? Stuttering John says I posted his MP3 on my Patreon. day. Right. All right. What else is I wrong about? Stuttering. John says I posted his MP3 on my Patreon. I never did. Oh, we found the screenshot. Yes, you did. Did. Where's the screenshot that I posted his entire audio

book on my Patreon? I definitely did not. But where is the screenshot he talks about? Yeah. Show it. I showed that one link that was in a Google Doc. He showed it to Vinnie Paulino. I remember that. And it was literally called the name of our fifth episode. It was like Episode 5 or whatever it was. And he goes, see, there it is right there.

And Vinnie goes, that looks like that's the podcast title. It's.mp3. Yes. The podcasts are all.mp3s. They're audio files, John. A better how was that? It's so how was that? What was that? I can't tell if he's becoming Kevin Brennan or if Kevin Brennan is becoming him because he makes up these lies

and he yells about him over and over again as if that's gonna make it true by just saying, I mean, Carl lies about how the fact that he put my audio book up on a Patreon even though I've never proven it and it's stupid and it makes no sense and I've changed my story five times. I just keep saying it. So it must be true. Yeah, if he talks to somebody else about it, yes, his buddy, right, his buddy agrees

with that. That's, although his buddy was going to show the screenshot, but he was in Mexico. Right. So it's possible. So he couldn't do it at the time. But his publisher to saw it even though he doesn't talk to his publisher anymore because his publisher ripped him off Which he told to who was it that chick he was hitting on who was all done with men who used to date the guys in Kermit and oh No, no, no, not at least a Jordan. Although that's a good guess because she also started with men

So but John's gonna explain more of my lies here. Things I'm wrong about. Vince, the lawyer is muttering Jay. Oh, you had the back pedal on that, didn't you? Because he's not. Yes, that fate. He is muttering Jay. Vitzler is definitely muttering Jay.

I have the evidence. I'm not going to show it. I've shown it to Shuli. I've shown it to producer Joe. I don't need to show it. I've shown it to Shuli. I've shown it to producer Joe. I don't need to show it to you assholes. But yes, it is the only thing that I backpelt on is that there's more than one person who has that account because I even, I don't think Vince is such a loser. He could tweet at me at 238 times in one day. So I'm sure there's another person or other people who also have access to it.

Holy shit. Southering John's not going to go to Atlantic City. Oh, I did. Oh, that. OK. That's the funniest one. The only reason why he did is because Vince had to convince him to come and pay for everything. Every single thing was paid for, his travel, his drinks,

his food, his gambling money. He was given money by Broccoli and Vince to take care of everything. Oh, that's a funny thing too, that I learned about when Vince called him to be dabbling live today. I discovered that John said that he was going to split the money they made when they were live casting from the suite. And it was 240 bucks they made. He told Vince, yeah, I'll give you 120.

And then he texted Vince. I was like, I was a joke. I'm not really going to give him that money. He can't even give it the hundred twenty bucks. He promised him when Vince spent how many thousands of dollars on John this that last weekend. So he steals beers and money. Yes. Wow.

After everything's been paid for. What a friend. The survival mode. He's like a cockroach. He really is. Yes. All right. You guys ready for a sick burn though, because it's not just John making up these things that I said that are wrong, that are actually right. It's also great jokes at my expense. Holy fuck. You need more naps. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Sickest burn ever right there. I might not recover from that one. Eric, thanks for doing my last show with me. You're doing good out here. Take a nap. I have to. I can't wait to take a nap. I have to say, guys, right before I spliced in that that fun video clip.

This is what John's face is. Just like a guy who's having fun. He's mentioned many times and he loves doing this. He loves being in the devil version podcast. And he's having a lot of fun doing it. There's your Duke right there. Wow, Duke. Duke of Hurl.

Yeah. I got it. I got it. Oh, jeez. I got it. I got it. So I pulled this ice out that I think is sums it up perfectly when talking about Stuttering John.

People are duping me with the wrong intow. No. It's OK. No. Let me explain something. No. I took that out of context because he was saying like, I would say that. Even though John would say that if he knew what the fuck was going on.

Now if I was Vince, I would take that clip and turn it into a 15 minute long bit where I explained that he actually admitted that he was being duped with the wrong information. But see, I don't do that here. I just play it because it's funny. And John's an idiot. Oh, God. I have to play for you guys. John's writing his own bits now. You know, when John was at his peak, it was Fred and Jackie and sometimes Howard writing questions for him and telling him what to do. Well, now we're in a place where Stuttering John is coming up with his own bits. And this is amazing. This is how we started off his show yesterday. Guys, if you if you laugh too hard, please just mute your mics. I don't want this to be too loud for people to hear. So just be watch for that. He's eating a chicken cutlet

Oh gotta hate that sound Oh looking around the room Making his mountain do this is how normal people Burr lunch, right? Yeah, but you don't notice now do Sorry, oh He's not wearing a bra. He's wearing bra. It looks like an old lesbian.

Yeah. The thing is, I'm getting haircuts today. He's getting hair cut today. He said that. What a look. He knows his hair stink. Guys, this is a bit to see. No, this is he came up with this idea and then executed at it.

Oh, pick you out. Yep. Pick you out. More about do drinking. Now it's time for pills. All right, drug time. Yeah. This will make the pain go away. If you snort the Kalana pin, it'll get you faster. Took you heard that before What is happening I don't know why you're not laughing right now

Looking at you. I assumed you muted yourself you haven't muted yourself This is the bed This is the bit. Poor Meribeth. She's gagging. She's gagging. Oh, it's so gross. All right, so more pills. Okay, yeah, good stuff, good stuff.

Struggling with the bottle. This is the guy who works out every day. Why does he need all these pills? He goes to the gym every day. We're watching him work out right now. This is work out. He literally said he goes to the gym every day. Burps. I go to Jim's Tavern every day. Right.

Jim's. Jim's Steak Out. All right. So now he's washing down the pills with his Mountain Dew. More burps. Yeah. He must be a treat to go out to eat with. This is a bit though. See, he's giggling. Now he's realizing his green screen isn't where it should be. Jesus. The hell's going on?

God fuck. Oh shit. This is where it gets really funny guys. Oh, I get it now. Hold on. It's going to get really funny in a second here I'll take your band aid on That's go live. See, I'm hit the live button.

OK, I didn't know he was live. It's so. Oh my gosh. He goes, let's go live. I'm going to hit the live button because he doesn't think he's live yet. Isn't that great? Oh, John, you would definitely tell yourself. OK, let's go live. Yep, especially when you're by yourself like, you know Yep Yep Fuck over there

Christ That's fucking thing fuck over there Jesus Christ Gonna get a fucking haircut. Ah fucking hell the fuck Well done John Milan does completing that bit flawlessly. You see guys, the joke was, even though he had hit the intro music to his show and then was obviously on his show because he's looking at himself and adjusting the green screen, he didn't realize that he had started it yet. And so we got to catch him in his natural. I don't know why you're not fighting this hilarious producer, Chris.

It's disturbing. I mean, aw, how about that? This is how you do it, folks. This guy has zero talent. He has no idea what he's doing. Not only that, but the, and that's, that is true. But the whole, yes, I, he took time to think that up. That wasn't on the fly.

He, he prepared that. Oh, no I have all that shit ready to go. He had his chicken cutlet there. He had his pills over ready to go He had his green screen fucked up. He's like, oh, this is gonna kill I'm really gonna get over in his head This is what this is what's going on in this hat because I know this guy too well at this point He's going and then the shooey network is gonna play this like I didn't know I was on and the jokes on them Because I did the same when he had a fucking half-shaven mustache like no job. We we know Anyway, you talked about Eric you talked about how he obviously had that bit prepared

Well, he came with more than one bit prepared for this show, which is very impressive He's mad at Ray DeVito And he's got a new nickname for him. Come on. And then you got Ray DeVito who I'm calling Raver Because he's my dog Not Rover Raver. Oh, yeah, we got it Well, how about just Ray? Duh, DeVito Ray Duh, Thedo? Ray Duh, Thedo. Yeah, I know.

We did this six months ago. Rather than rave. I love I mean, that's bad even by his standards. Rave. It kind of sounds like Rover and he's my dog. But what? The two different things. Talk.

But obviously had that bit worked out because now he's going to go into his rave or jokes. Oh, right. Because he's he's he's getting his daddy's attention. He and Ray, let me throw you a biscuit. I'm going to talk about you. OK. Let me throw you a little biscuit. Hey, now sit, Ray. Sit, Ray.

That's Ray. Roll over, Ray. Play dad, Ray. Custom change. Oh, that's the other thing too. So, John went on MLC this week and decided he's going to start piling on Ray DeVito. That's what you do when you go on MLC, as you goof on Ray

or Chad, whoever's there. And John's big thing was that at half time during the Super Bowl, Ray went up to his hotel room, took a shower, and then came back down with different clothes on. I don't know about you guys, but every time I've ever taken a shower, I put on different clothes afterwards. I don't put the same clothes on, that was just a way. Right. This was very normal. But John acts like this is the craziest thing. It's similar to my

wife asking if I had taken a nap. This guy changed clothes after a shower. We've been laughing about this for decades to come. Tooky time out. I do have to interject here. Yes. That was the third time Ray changed his clothes. I had to start it. He had three different clothes changes at the start of the game by half time.

From the start of the game to half time, Ray had three different outfits on, and I never heard that he took a shower. I don't know where the shower thing is coming from, but it was kind of hilarious because we have no idea why he was doing. OK, well, it's very possible. Maybe you want to do three different podcast episodes and make it look like you know, like when you do a game show, you film five in a day.

Maybe he's doing that. All right. So costume change is hilarious, Tuki. Is that what you were telling me? It kind of was because, well, we think he changed his first sweatshirt because Melton pointed out that it was still brand new and had the creases. So we were making fun of him for that. Okay. We didn't like that.

So the next time we saw him, he had his sweatshirt that is kind of pink, but it looks more like it was a gray sweatshirt that he threw a red hat in with him. So we started making fun of him for that. Maybe his comfort there. And that's when he came down in the third one. In a robe. But the third one was the one where he has two naked child angels feeling each other

up for some reason. So it didn't matter what he wore. We made fun of everything. It didn't matter. It was the best weekend ever. No! He was in his room. He's like, I'll show those fuckers. I'm putting on the angel shirt.

But again, I don't even think John noticed this. I think John heard this because Melton and I were talking about it on the show that night. Because I'm not sure if people were noticing noticing that we noticed it because we were just fixated on ray Well, John takes things like that and turns it into comedy That's the thing you're not understanding to key is like you might have thought that was comical But it wasn't until John went on mlc and used the words costume change And that's what really gave this whole thing life.

And that's why we're all talking about it nonstop now. So at this point in the show, John starts, someone asked him a question about Roy Starazio, his first co-host on the Sittering John podcast. And they had some type of following out. Now, Roy's owned an arcade and hired John to move games, arcade games for him. That was one of the jobs that John had

after the Stephanie Miller show. And apparently they had this big falling out and John claims a lot of things. I really wanna get in touch with Royce. If anyone knows how to get in touch with him, it doesn't look like he's been online in Ohio. I don't know what's going on, but he claims that Royce stole a bunch of equipment

from some dude and then sold it all. He says that he struck John's channel for videos that Royce had put there himself. And he says he's a terrible temper and would scream at John all the time. It's funny to me that John talks about working with Stephanie Miller and Howard Stern and Royce. Everyone's always yelling at John. Is it because you're obnoxious and annoying? I don't yell at any of the people who work over here at WATP because everyone here always yelling at John. It's because you're obnoxious and annoying.

I don't yell at any of the people who work over here at WATP because everyone here is friendly and nice and easy to get along with. Yeah we do our job. Blink twice Chris. You're amongst friends here this is a safe space. He's fucking blink twice I swear to Christ. Sir if you'll just stop yelling at me. Alright right. So someone puts up a real question. Not goofing on his kids, not goofing on him, but just like a question that John answers, it's about Royce. And so John, this is where you start to see the real John. This is the part that I enjoy seeing

where the real John comes out and he explains what he wants to have going on on his show. Tim's totality, thanks for the two bucks. I asked a great question, that Johnny boy, yes you did. And I appreciate that. You know, if these trolls would actually super chat me and ask like, I mean, I have so many stories from Stern, so many stories from Jay Leno,

that you guys would love, but you don't ask any questions like that. You're all just concerned with Trash and my kids. This is the thing, we don't care about your stories, Chow, if you're in your stories, they're boring. And we're also concerned about Trash and you. Right. Yes, it's such a cash cow for him.

And I don't know, maybe he realizes that that's never gonna stop. And if he keeps fighting it like that it'll continue to Support him. You know what I mean? I mean, maybe he knows more than we're giving him credit for see Eric You are in that naive stage that I've been listen. I've been there. We've all been in that stage We're just like well just not that stupid right? I mean no he is innocent Eric. Yep This dude he wants it to be like, guys, you guys love me from the Howard Stern show. Why not just ask me questions

about the Howard search. I can tell you about Boba Buoy's teeth. We used to goof on him. I once taped down Scott Salem's phone receiver. You could be asking me questions about that. It's I got great stories. Oh my God. It's so sad because that's the real job. That's what he wants to have happened. So then someone does ask him a question like, well, who is the biggest dick? Who is the biggest asshole celebrity to go on the Howard Stern show? All right.

Great. This is the questions that John Montz. Let's see how he does with that. I know Howard hated, didn't like the guys from, um, Silver chair. Okay. Um, little known van, biggest dick on Stern I'm now David Letterman went like you know, you know, he didn't really say hi to anybody just walked in It's all I can think of at this point red stuff. I thought they were close

Stern and and that's bullshit those two were David Letterman doesn't give a fuck about southern John? Yeah, I do in the hallway John does not like to be snubbed. You know, that's the thing and he's gone on and on about people who snubbed him at the tonight show And Sasha Barak Owen He goes out of that Chelsea handler triumph guy. Yeah, yeah, exactly So he goes off on these people who don't give him the respect he deserves as a stuttering moron, incompetent boob. Right. But he wasn't saying that Stern thought David Letterman was an asshole, is he? No, no, definitely not. No, he said that Stern didn't like the guys

in Silverchair. Right. And then he didn't like Letterman. Okay. That was his big story. It's like, guys, just ask me questions. I got tons of stories. That was your story All right, can we go back to goon on you and your kids next question? So I just have one more clip on here And I just this is just to prove that of all these shows have cropped up now in the dabble verse Johns is the worst He's the worst of every wanted hosting a show because what he does he does zero prep well except for the fact that Biddy came up with and those hilarious jokes about Ray being a dog. Other than those things, he does nothing else. But he goes to these two different subreddits. He goes to Hack

vs. Anonymous and Shuli's Anonymous. And he just scrolls through and looks for videos and plays them. And when he can't find stuff, he gives up. This is unedited a portion of John's show from yesterday. So that was me with the Nambla guy. We sent John over. We kept quiet about it because we want to get you know, want to make sure he got in but Let's see. So when I had told Chad that here is downstairs in that cafeteria area. Now that's it. Hold on. Hold on. By the way, I don't know. April in whole that was talking about how she wore a bikini the other day.

God damn. Well done. I don't know where the fuck I saw this. But and now it's a violation like a parking Well, yeah, that's the other thing he's got everything on auto place so as you're scrolling through reddit You just hear videos. Yeah cropping up and playing. He's just scrolling Chad's looking rough Board Chad he's growing a beard. He's growing a beard. He's got a beard going now.

We're going to we're entering the era of chatted bearded Chad. I'm crazy. So he kept saying, I'm getting ripped. I'm going to be so ripped for supper. No, he's not. No, he's not in good shape. He looked terrible. What does that mean drunk to?

Does a rip mean being drunk? Yeah, he's doing that getting ripped on And now to violation like a parking Now we know who's John whose jaw is getting broken next So let's see Playground thanks for the fiverr John my kids keep having nightmares about hit man Dan's wife Can you please look into the camera and tell them that she isn't real? When he's not reading super chaser goofing at him he's scrolling through and not finding what he's looking for

Some credits Mary Beth did you see the hitman dan's wife? Yes? Yeah? Well, I saw I Saw her on the video. I don't I don't know if I saw her actually in person Well, you would be stoned right now if you had Definitely know if you got seen her in person that's why I was I wish I had seen her in person because on screen No, keep your innocence you're a sweet girl That maybe real life would be better. I'm guessing no, then. Two games.

Thought it would be two games. Well, I guess the question is, does she just not, like, photograph or videotape well? Or is she actually? She does in everything well. Unless Tuki's eyes have some kind of horror movie filter attached to them that Tuki does not know about. Holy shit. I have seen zombies are real people.

I've seen them. They're here, they're in Atlantic City, at least they were. And I think I tripped on one of their ears. I swear her ear fell off her head. Well, I will say this, John's a class act and he wants to stick up for his buddy, hitman Dan. So as everyone's ripping on what his wife looks like, John fixes all by going,

oh, I used to beat off to her. She's pretty hot. Whoa. He's amazing, isn't he? I think before maybe they were allegedly snorting glass. That made me, she was a decent looking person, but your body can only take so much. And these people have tested the limits of the body.

They really have. Holy shit. They look like you sound. Yeah. Thank you. It's not good. Thank you. It's too much.

Too much on the time, I would say. All right. Guys, we have to catch an alien today. Who is ready for everyone's favorite game show? Now, who did this one? Hey, for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien. Are you? Oh, yeah, I got a cease and desist for trying to do my own.

It's all that. So mine was not as good, but current does a great job with it. An alien. Are you ready to play to catch an alien? So, uh, so yeah, she helped him start his business. She was in the van with him, his work van. And, uh, they had just come back, they were coming back from a job and they were on a two lane highway and my grandfather was in his truck coming the other way.

And, uh, the drunk driver hit my grandfather's truck from behind and it sent him out of control into my dad's lane And they just so happened to be passing each other and hit head on and kill my grandfather and my grandmother and law my dad St. Crash and how old are you at the time when this happened? This This episode is sponsored by BlueTree. I'm saying. That's not Cardiff's edit. They just put in these ads that aren't even real ads. All of this is fake.

And they just pop them in wherever they want to mid-sentence. That's the worst tag name. Also a dog died. Wow. That's hilarious. Hey, Tuki, I know that John wished your children to be gay. Did you know that Dukie, Tuki's gay son, is in the chat right now?

Oh, I had no idea. But yes, John did do that. The worst thing you can wish on a man, another man, that his child would be gay. What has happened so far? Dukie had to miss the first half because he had to go get a job after Tookie kicked him out after catching Tookie. Dookie listening to Abba.

Is that true? You're gay, so listen to Abba and you kicked him out of the house. Yes. You're a monster. I'm a monster. John is right. I haven't learned. Oh, John, I'm so sorry.

All right. Back to the game. I'm sorry. Get real distracted. What's going on by Blue True? I was 10. Oh, yes. Now, do you think if you were older,

it would have been easier to deal with? Or do you think if you were older, it would have been harder to deal with? Oh, what a question. You know, it's hard to say. I think that, you know, what I know now growing up. I know. Would it have been easier if you were older?

I mean, why do you want to know that? So your father died in a horrific accident. Let's talk about that for a while. Let's do well on that point These questions Stupid interesting you fucking idiot. No, do you kind of truck was it if you were yeah, if you were 11 and a half Do you think that would be better? Harder to deal with Yeah, it's hard to say. you think that would be better? It's harder to deal with. It's hard to say. I think that knowing what I know now, growing up, having kids of my own, I think I was at probably the worst age because you're old enough to

fully understand what's happening and fully have a relationship with my dad. But you're not through those really crucial years that you just need to dad. You know, like you really need a dad through those late middle school, early high school years, you know, you need to dad period. But if you're gonna, you know, if I was gonna pick a time, I think it probably would have been easier because that sounds like I might be, you know, someone else is going through that. I'm not trying to say it sucks no matter when it happens. It's horrible. But I think just for your development and like your overall chance of being remotely healthy as an adult, I think obviously if you can get through those years, those teenage years would be pretty helpful for sure.

And for all the people listening and watching, whether it's a death or just going through a hard time and they want to give up, and you didn't, and you're proof that you didn't What did Tommy say next here are your choices? number one What about the pyramids? be

Any advice for death? What's a good one liner Did you use any drugs? Lastly, what songs did you write about it to catch an alien? All right, I always go first. I want it to be B. Any advice for death? I'm hoping that's what it is. And I'll go over to you, Eric Zane.

What do you think it's going to be? I got gotta go with what songs did you write about it? Okay? Or a boat very good to key none of these make any sense This doesn't make any sense. I'm gonna go with on Letter one. What about the pyramids? What about the pyramids? It'd be great. Let's hope let's Mary Beth Rosie I was gonna go with did you use any drugs? What about the pyramids would be great? Let's hope. Let's hope. Mary Beth Rosie. I was going to go with, did you use any drugs? Okay. And then producer Chris.

I went with drugs. All right. So no one picked out what's a good one liner. Is that the one the card needs to win? Yeah. That's crazy that what about the pyramids makes more sense than what's a good one liner. That was as possible, but okay, let's see. Hard time and they want to give up, and you didn't, and you're proof that you didn't. What's like a good one-liner just that you could spit out there?

Are you fucking kidding me, Curtis? God damn it! What? I gotta see the rest of this now. I wanted it to be that. Where is he going with this? What a good one-liner. I took it under dog. I took the wrong one. Hard time and they want to give up and you didn't and you're proof that you didn't. What's like a good one liner just that you could spit out that you know when somebody's

having that tough time and they're ready they you know the one liners that just pop in the head like keep swinging you know something like that I thought for sure English was his second or third or fourth language and I learned recently that it's not he really did grow up And Philly this is insane. Yeah, that's not a one-liner Also just the premise of what he's trying to say someone's trying to unalive themselves What's like five or six words? You can say to him to get it to not do that Exist okay, I'm telling you he pees from his belly button Have like keep swinging, you know something like that

Get confident, stupid. Penny saved as a penny earned. You miss 100% of the shots you go take. Wayne Gretzky. Here, let me tighten that news. Brooks was here. Man, I always loved, because I just, I don't know, I haven't been through as much as a ton of people, but I've been through a decent bit in my life.

I hate this guy. One thing that always stuck with me, and it says, actually, a book about it, but tough times don't last. Tough people do. Tough people do. That's good. That's a good one. And then you start really going out of with the guitar, You know, you're in college, you're learning.

And then you get known as a songwriter, right? Because you're doing, you know, weekend gigs, shows. And then you're really, really exiled with the songwriting. That's all for this time. Who the fuck is that guy? Should I know who that is? Does anyone know who that is? I wish that guy went, well, actually, no, I never really did.

No one knows who's a songwriter. Who are you talking about? Why am I here? I wish that guy went well actually no I never really did Come back next time to find it if you have a good enough one liner to overcome tragedy and To catch an alien Subreddent surfing live, March the 9th. Comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York. Get your tickets now at CarlsonComedy.com. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog.

Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. What have we done today? We've done it all, people. We talked about Joe Mattereason, his inability to run a show, talk to people or do anything that's mildly entertaining. We had the cringe of the week, which is the financial audit. Looks like a show we should maybe check out. Opie radio is putting together clips that are embarrassingly bad,

but save me a shit ton of time. You have to watch this whole show and just put it out there for me. We really broke down KB versus Levy. We looked at Stuttering John explaining that I'm the idiot, which is always fun. I always like those types of videos. So you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The TV. The TV. The TV. The TV. We'll be back with our midweek episode with Eric's favorite Lucy Typebox, Chris's favorite

Trucker Andy and no one's favorite Chris. And we'll be back with that to talk about the TV reviews category of podcasts. Who can bring the worst podcast in the TV reviews? Television, right? Television, yes. Because there's a movie reviews category too, but I didn't want to bring in, once over with Kaylee and hurt people's feelings. So, sorry, the TV reviews.

And now, transvestite reviews, right? Yeah. Right, thank you for clarifying that. That was my crappy joke, but good that far. All right. Eric Zane, thank you so much for joining us. Working people find you, my friend. Well, the most important thing, of course, who are these broadcasters? Tuesdays at 2pm Eastern on the Who Are These Podcast YouTube channel myself and Christian Blatt, review some of the silliness that takes place with various broadcasts. Although this week it's noon, right? We are doing it at noon. There was a little schedule snafu, but so we will be early. Yes, that is correct. And you can also find that podcast

wherever you find your audio podcasts and subscribe to that. So it shows up every Wednesday morning. You'll have a new episode of Who Are These Broadcasters. And then of course, the Eric Zane show. Eh, you'll find it. He's totally kayaing me. I'm kayaing about the show. But hey, so you got a show. He's like, I don't know. I don't know. It's not the one good thing Chad Zumak said. It's not that great. That's true. He did say that when I tried to promote his show on my show. He's true. He did say that Eric Nagel say it's a good show today. Thank you. I love him. He's a good man. He's a good man Tuky, thank you so much for coming on today. I know you've been making the round you're on everyone's show He did Dixon show the list goes on

So thank you know it worked you on with Gino just before this? Yes. Yes, it was on with Gino. It's guys everywhere. Tukey starving. You can only snack on your own boogers for so long. Tell that to Alpy. Yes. But just go to TukeySoup. Come see TukeyLive, W-A-T-P, live.com in Largo, Florida, March 22nd.

And for our West Coast fans, come out to hackamania.com, a three day event in Las Vegas. It'll be fantastic. To be part of the show. I heard you say on your show today, you were talking about WTP live.com, the show March 22nd. And you go, yeah, it's some kind of community theater. Dude, it's the Central Park Performing Arts Center.

It holds over 400 people. It's not just some kind of community theater. We're doing this show. The way you described it, I'm just like, this is a really nice venue. We're talking about some community theater. It was a community theater. It's just like a gymnasium somewhere. We'll be right on the strip.

Someone pull the bleachers down. We got a show coming up next. Except for the basketball game. It's fucking bad. No, I'm sorry. What is your family owned it? Your mom. Tookies over tired.

She's got. I'm going to go. Mary Beth, I haven't seen you in a minute. So good to see you again. And of course, Mary Beth, Rosie, you have an only fans. I do. It's M. A. R. I. B. E. T. H. R. O. S. I. E. You know, only fans.comcom slash Maybeth Rosie. Very good. And I believe there's some entertainment going on over there.

Yeah, I post some sexy pictures. It's, I don't know. I don't want to be one of those only fan girls. It's like, I don't know. So reluctantly funny. Delete your account. If you don't want to be one I am but I don't want to be like Like you know, you know Yeah, you want to be you don't want to talk about it. You just want to find it. Yeah, well, I mean, I don't know I don't know. I just I don't assume people want to look at it

Wow, I would assume they do. Thank you. Definitely go check that out. Thank you for coming on. You might have some reviews for us, but I'm going to wrap things up here. And if anybody needs to get out of here, they very well can. I appreciate everyone's time today and coming on the show.

I have a news segment, don't I? Please join us again next time on We Find Out What's For All. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everypony. Partying in the mushrooms, the morning radio. And now the show is over now. Mm, okay. Great show.

Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Internet news with Lucy Titebots. From Discord, Japanese fart enthusiast reports, Carl is trying to answer the question, Who are these podcasts? Andy is still at, What are podcasts?

Dillon from somewhere riffs, Dana White died on the way back to his home planet. And regarding allegiances in AC, stormy notes, I'm starting to think these old men are fickle. Lucky Norm from Reddit has similar thoughts. A group of 30 to 60 year old dudes, who know each other from bickering on the internet all travel to a second rate casino precinct to meet up and bicker in real life. Every dabble verse character is a massive fucking loser.

Joggerlicious opines? The guys from your favorite band sucks are two of the most autistic British cigarettes I've ever heard. Cultural hope shares. I hate Wilco and I don't even know what Wilco is. Thanks Carl. Carl's Nappy asks, when do we get to the mandolin commentary episode?

Fix it 403, when do we get to the Stuttering John's Kids Song Parody Contest? John's Sons. Custics! Yeah, yeah! Stobach Lever 17, I'm surprised no one brought the WATP Music Special. They'd win hands down. Reasonable Cat makes a reasonable point.

I get that having all the podcasts from the episode in the title would make it too long, but it seems like a missed opportunity to have these podcasts throw tantrums when they find out they've been reviewed. And from Twitter, Gengrenisli might be confusing Cupid with Santa Claus. I hope Cupid brought Lucy a chocolate-covered ball gag for Valentine's Day. Dame Taft Gushes, producer Chris in response to Christine Nolan. She's from the Lou Reed School of Sucking. Hahaha.

I want a jar of this man's semen. From YouTube, Patrick Gleason Ponders, imagine wearing a warped tour shirt as an adult and thinking you can criticize anything. Moky Ono 45 humble brags. I aspire to write background music at coffee shops. I think I almost have it too. 76 spazzle. I thought the guy had duct tape on his hand only to realize it was his stupid tattoos. Brock baseball puts on his big boy pants. This episode reminded me of what an absolute cunt I used to be about music. Oh my god, you listen to so and so, they aren't metal. I listen to such and such, they're true metal. I would like to apologize to everyone whose musical taste I once insulted.

And from Patreon, LC Brock notes, S.J. sounding a little extra gargly this episode, like a cartoon character attempting to talk while water rises above their head. Sean Pedrick, the dicks in my butt drop makes me giggle like a fool. And Adam Lasseter plays us out with, You all lose. Terrible all around. I'm voting for Vinny until you get better. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. I am happy to say that we have dropped the dead weight.

Tookie's gone. EZ is gone. And now it's just the three of us. Finally. Let's get this party started. Let's do this. Mary Beth, do you have any new reviews to read to us today? I do. I do have a couple of them. Look at this.

She hasn't lost her fastball. This one is titled A Frosted Mess. I hate this show. Boom. OK. Well, I got to think that's a five star review. But it's calling it a frosted mess. Is that a five star? It is. Nice.

I appreciate that. And I'm just assuming that that's what that's supposed to be. It's like B.E. W.M. W.M. Yeah. Boom. That's exactly. I got it. You got it. Mary Beth. B.E. Carlino. That's exactly it All right, and then this one says doctor says paschmere Pat papshmere

That's I don't know if I've ever seen that word written. Yeah Papshmere that's not some Russian guy. Thanks to this show, I lost my wife, kids, and somehow now on my own time share, my tour and nom was easier. Oh no, I'm so sorry about that. This show is brutal sometimes. That sounds like a five-star review. Yes. Very good. Nice. Is that all the reviews? Yep. Beautiful. Thank you all the reviews? Yep. Beautiful.

Thank you very much for that. Let's listen to some voicemails. Gary calling in. Hey, Carl. Gary in San Diego. Well, I listened for a short time on John's Valentine's Day show and he made an interesting revelation. He said he hasn't heard from his manager and the manager has

not sent him out for even one audition for 2024. Now I'm wondering, is the manager not sending that because he's been blackballed or does the casting director see his name and say, we don't need to see him. We listened to his podcast. He's shitty. He's no good. We can't hire him. He's shitty. Anyway, a very interesting revelation.

Got a brand new manager. The manager hasn't done squat. Anyway, rock and roll. To you. Rock and roll it to you, Gary. I didn't hear that clip because he was then bragging later in the week that he has a movie audition coming up. And that's one of the John's tells. So as soon as he admits something he didn't want to, then he makes up a lie.

The next show would just be like, but actually I'm auditioning all the time. I was, I was just kidding about not going to get auditions. We were trying to figure out a point devil point yesterday. It's I'm chile's channel. If you want to check it out. It was a fun episode yesterday. Lots to talk about, obviously. We were trying to figure out why John is in LA.

He's got a house in Florida. He's got this gross apartment that he's going to get evicted from. Fuck. I didn't bring that up on the show today. It looks like he's going to get evicted from his apartment. He got a note from the landlord saying he's going to get evicted from his apartment. He got a note from the landlord saying he's got to clean up his shit. He's noisy. He's gross. He's dirty. That's right. Shit by the dumpster because of him. Yeah, it's a problem. The other tenants

are complaining about him. There's stink lines everywhere. And then John told the thing because this is so typical, John. And you see this with Chad Zumak too. It's the, rather than look inward at like, what am I doing wrong? It's constantly lashing out at others. So John on a show goes, my neighbor upstairs blasts the TV all night. Like, well, this isn't about that, John.

This is about the fact that you've never picked up a vacuum cleaner since the time you moved into this place. It's fucking gross. What are you doing? Fix it. Hey, I was just listening to the fatty patty video, uh, and, you know, we're talking about how John, oh, you gotta apologize.

You gotta apologize for trashing my kids. Uh, he doesn't actually want, I've been trying to think about what if he'd want for an apology. I realized you want people to apologize like he does, where you say something nice about him. It's not about, I'm sorry, it's that he wants you to know, he wants to know that you actually like him. So you'll notice when John apologizes for shit, he always attaches that with a, well,

you know, I really think you're poor, yes, great, you got some real job, you know, like whatever. You know, and that's, he's so fucking insecure that he just wants you to tell him that he's special. So give that a shot for what's worth, Patrick. Don't call me back. He's always fishing for a compliment. And it means so much to him. I think he wrote 128 different compliments

he's received from different people in his book, Easy for much to him. I think he wrote 128 different compliments he's received from different people in his book, Easy for You to Say. I can't imagine someone else writing an autobiography that documents every time they got a compliment from someone. But John does, he loves those compliments. I think you're on to something there. You know, that Kevin Brennan video and the other videos he was showing from the casino.

Yeah. John didn't say a word in any of that and just looking at his body language, you can see he's just a lost fucking child. Yeah, he is. He has no idea what's going on. Well, that was his muscle. That was his muscle.

He's showing off his muscle. Yeah, no one's around him. No one's, I mean, he's surrounded by people, but no one's with him talking to him. He's sad and- I mean, it's 30 seconds, but yeah, I- I know, but's surrounded by people, but no one's with him talking to him. He's sad and I mean, it's 30 seconds. But yeah, I know. But that says it all right. And what's going on?

That's what he looked like around the casino. I mean, I I I never met him. I didn't meet him. You didn't shake his hand. You didn't want to touch his scabby hand. No, we first ran into your your brother and sister and like you want to go meet John and say no. No, he does.

John's a person that we look at on the Internet. We don't want to talk to him in real life. He's disgusting. Yeah, it was very surreal to see everyone there. IRL. Mm hmm. But he was like walking around the casino and it's just like he just looks sad.

He's a lost soul for sure. But he also drank 150 beers over that weekend. I get jolly when I do that. Well, yeah, I get jolly at around seven. When you reach 100, you're like, okay, this is not going well anymore. Sir, no more blackjack for you. But yeah, that, that caller was completely right. He doesn't want to hear about anyone's regret. He wants them to say, you're great, John. Correct. And actually, because John has come out and said that he had this big conference call with his kids

and they all told him stop it. Stop defending us. Stop defending us. We can take it. They're just doing this to get to you because you're such a good father and they know that it gets to you. So people have some ideas here. Hey Carl, so since it's okay to trash John's kids now, I was wondering if you were going

to officially announce the Trash John's Kids. Now I was wondering if you were going to officially announce the trash John's kids song parody contest. Yeah, call me back and let me know. Skull. Have a good one. Oh, shit. I had a song parody that came in from at the editor. I'll have to play on the next episode. He did another. He did another. Oh, yeah. I haven't listened to it yet. He's great. Yeah, he's killing it. All right. Let me comment on that. As far as the Trashing John's Kid song parody got to us. Yes, please do. It sounds interesting.

I'm not going to lie. But the angle that I would come at it from is Trashing John as a father, a husband, and a human being. I think that's really the angle, because it's not so much that we're goofing on John's family and his children. They all seem like they're doing well. Yes. Shockingly.

Stinky cunts are funny, but we've already covered that. Correct. Yeah, so we've kind of covered that. So I would say I will always play song parodies that are well done. So send those in. But let's really focus on how John is a miserable failure and has failed his kids and didn't

pay child support and is a deadbeat dad and a loser and didn't want to spend time with his kids and his kids didn't get back to him when he would text them according to Susanna. Kids all love the new dad. Let's not forget that part. Let's not forget that they love the new dad because he's way better than John. Things like that would be the way I would go with it. Hey, girl. Too long foricemail guy I just wanted to let you know

Because for once we didn't have to get in the car and I made her listen to something She was less broke down by that episode and all of the wonderful things that the anal princess got up to, then suddenly talked to her. So she's got things going for her. All right, bye. Wow. That's saying something right there. Because that anal princess.

Did you hear that one, Marybeth? Oh, yeah. What did you think about that, only fans? I mean, obviously, she's in a different fucking world with what she's up to I Mean I don't Wasn't a good question as an interview let me ask you a more pointed question When you do ATM with butt plugs that come out of other girls, you also get strep.

Ew. Good answer. Hey, this message is for Lucy type box. I'm six foot tall, dad bod, super happily married, still eat my wife's box and everything after 16 years for kids, solid income. I wanted to let you know I don't want to be part of your dating show. So you got to pick someone else. Sorry. I know you probably want me real bad, but it's just not going to happen.

Okay. So just let it go. The girl just worked. That was my word, buddy. Congratulations. Sounds like a real catch. Um, this sums up how I feel about things. Yeah, fuck you, fuck Vince, fuck John, Melton. The entire dabble verse is a bunch of fucking

passive, aggressive pussies. The fact anybody let John or Brennan walk after fucking Atlantic City, fuck all you idiots. Whoever's donated to this fucking bullshit. You're a fucking loser. End it or fucking. I mean, come on, man. Somebody's got to shut this guy's mouth up. Hey, hey, you make fun of my dad. Have a kid. Everything's okay. You're a bunch of fucking losers. Yes. I have to agree with you on that one. Hey, I really appreciate the passion on the music episode. It's really great. I'm enjoying it so far. Now I'm not all the way done, but I wanted to kind of touch on something. What's

worse than people saying, Oh, you like this band will try this band is whenever you get these people, there's this genre called vapor wave. and they're like, oh yeah, you like that song? We should listen to it slowed down and recorded on a CD that's scratched. It's total shit, these people, man. They just want to listen to garbage. Literally, sometimes you listen to vaporwave and it's just static. And they're like, this is so awesome. It's so aesthetic, bro. No, you just you're just stupid. Yeah. Well, anyway, yeah, we got we inspired a lot of conversation with that episode that we did.

The thing that I haven't pointed out yet is how many people found it funny that I was calling other people pretentious. Yes. A lot of people found that to be comical, but that's where I would go. But I get it. Well, yeah, music is like that. Everyone can weigh in on it. Just like food, you know, of course. So coming up, we'll be doing the food show. Do you catch up on a burger? Call it. Let us know Halloween candy. How much is too much? Sorry. Dill or sweet pickles.

We'll be doing the next hour on that. Hey, what's going on, Mike cracker brother? Hey, I know you probably listening to the podcast doing Mike, but that book that ace really ex girlfriend put out OMG dude. Wow. That shit is fucking funny. You all should do some episodes about that because they freely. Hey, I'm all for fun I'm all for good murdering of my asshole and all that good stuff I'm bisexual, but I draw the line at aces life And motherfuckers crazy dude. I was listening to drew and Mike were playing excerpts from aces ex-girlfriend's book and This is like shit that happened

long after he was in kiss. We've heard the stories about when he was touring with Kiss and he was a lunatech. It didn't get better. He's a fucking, he's nuts. It's interesting to say the least so maybe we should look into that. We do have to figure out what to do for bonuses so maybe that could be something we look at too. Well we have win a date with Lucy Tybox coming up. We do. Yes. I know we got to get that guy. We will make that happen.

And speaking of which, Kyle Photographer called into the show. Hey, hey, Lucy. It's a Kyle Photographer. Just once they in high school, I was known as the banana dick. And what you can call Vic up and chicken the test to my size. So wink, wink. Protect me, you know, it's a new picture. So you have to unpeel it?

Banana dick? Is that a good thing? I would think so. He has a sticker on it. Yeah, I'm gonna re-plantate myself. Carl, thank God you did a negative review of your favorite band, Sox. Like, this show sucks ass. They use no examples. Like, they don't play clips to show you that the band is bad.

And then when they do their jokes, they start and stop all the time. It's like, so the thing is about your favorite band is like they're They're so bad And then they like the one guy who's talking is trying to queue up laughter for everybody else like The show is fucking awful It's terrible. Yes, I can't believe you liked it the first go around At its moments. I guess it's because they reviewed the misfits and you hate them because they show you what's water or whatever.

What? All right. See you. Well, you got really perky at the end. I thought he needed a nap. You know, also the big misfits fan. Kindie. Yeah. Is it a Jersey thing? I don't know. I think it's just being a dumb seaward. I don't like. I think it's just being a dumb C word. I don't like the misfits. Oh, just going to ask Mary Beth.

What would you take? What's Brian's take on the misfits? Is he a fan of that band? All right, good. You guys are good people. I knew it. Manor Matt, coming in. Oh, well, man, it's Manor Matt again.

I just want to reach out to Lucy Typebox. I mean, fuck. I don't know why she had to kind of out me to Lucy type box. I mean, fuck, I don't know why she had to kind of out me like that, man. I know, yeah, Avatar. It's great movie. It's my favorite, but, you know, and then I started talking about documentaries I like documentaries, documentaries. I can't sound like that chick. And, uh, you know, she totally didn't get my interpolation of some documentaries I liked, but, uh, I don't know. I got nothing.

You know, shout out to crows, man. And Paco. All right. No matter what, I'm doing shout outs. And Eric Nagle confirms the misfits are huge in Jersey. Mary Beth, you're not from Jersey originally, right? No, I'm from Ohio. That makes sense.

That's why you have good taste. That makes sense. Oh, I have good taste in men and music. Obviously. Hi, Carla. It's your have good taste in men and music. Obviously. Hi, Carla. It's your brother, Grant, the cool brother. This is how I talk. Hey, Grant.

I had so much fun in Atlantic City with your arch nemesis, stuttering John. Yeah. It's a shame you were too chicken to make it. Oh, well, good luck with your little podcast thing in Florida next month. You're cocky. Geez, Grant. I mean, when he started calling me a cock, he's mad with power now.

Yeah, right? He's out of control. He's the most popular person in Atlantic City. Grant, Grant, Grant. You're on chanting his name. All right. Mary Beth, great to see you. Say hi to Brian.

I got to get him back on WTP again soon if he's available. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure he'd love to come on, buddy. He doesn't like the amount of homework it takes. I understand that. And we can make that a little easier on him. I do have celebrity plans that I do on the show. If people aren't familiar, certain co-hosts, I will always tell them, this is the show we're

going to review. I'll have all the clips. You break the glasses clips. You don't know how to read about it. We'll have plenty to talk about. So I'm always happy to provide that for people like Brian Johnson, the great Brian Johnson from Tom Steve Dave. All right, Mary Beth, one more time, onlyfans.com slash Mary Beth Rosie, M-A-R-I-B-E-T-H-R-O-S-I-E. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Bye! That was a great episode! That was really great! Go fuck yourselves, have a good week. Bye! A plane has hit, I rewatched at Carly. Boom! Boom!

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