Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep495 - TV Review Podcasts

Episode Date: February 22, 2024

This week we’re looking at the TV Review category to find out what shows are reviewing what shows. I start with a brony, Star Strike, reviewing the final season of My Little Pony G5 - Make Your Mark. Then Andy is checking out Tom Sandoval from Vanderpump Rules who has teamed up with Jack Osbourne. That’s not even fair. Lucy comes in hot with Let’s Watch TV, a show where comedian Joe Dombrowski has zero chemistry with his mother. Vote for who had the most entertaining presentation on our Patreon page. After the TV review presentations Cringe of the Week features Artie Lange and the Anal Princess somehow. Then I’m very excited to present a brand new podcast from Paddy Pukewater. There’s only one episode but it feels like he’s launched five new podcasts and I’m here for it. Then we check in on Joe Matarese who has changed his podcast format YET AGAIN! Then we play a round of Who Said It, read your reviews and play some voicemails from celebrities. Tickets to the live show in Florida on March 22nd! – http://watplive.com Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://allapologiespodcast.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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overs in the comments section. Annie's here to read your reviews later on in the show. But first we'll be competing for the worst podcast in the TV reviews category. We've each brought a different show and you, the listener will be able to vote on which one was the worst. But let's start with the results from last week. The uh what was our category last week? Does anyone remember? Music. Music commentary. Music commentary was

the category last week. I didn't update that part of my notes. I'm turning to Joe Matariz over here. Have I met my guests before? Do I know this person? You know, I get locked in there. Yeah, right So let's take a look at the results from last week because while there aren't really stakes involved all this like bragging rights I know I did especially you well, are you fucking kidding me? You celebrate more than anyone with you with these things Fucking cause I'm gonna brag Fucking car. I'm gonna brag. Of course. I'm gonna brag It's what I do around here. No one told me there was gonna be boasting. Let's talk about who came in last place

Lucy type box 60% of the vote. Yeah with songs my ex ruined. I'm actually surprised that you didn't get more votes than that I thought you brought a good showing. Well, thank you,. But Andy and I brought a better show. Your opinion does not matter at all. No, my opinion definitely does not matter. Obviously, that's quite obvious. So it came down and it was very close. It was going back and forth. Andy and I were talking about this at rehearsal the other night. It was back and forth. He was in the lead. I was in the lead. He was in the lead. We didn't know how this was going to end up. Can I get a drum roll over here? What do you think that means? 43% of the vote. Carl wins with your favorite band sucks. Andy Josh Jones 41%. I might have voted for you. I can't remember.

Andy, you were amazing. I liked Josh Jones. That was amazing. They made it pretty easy. Yeah, they were terrible, but uh, but it was you. I can't remember. Andy, you were amazing. I like Josh Jones. That was amazing. They made it pretty easy. Yeah, they were terrible. But, but it was fun. I loved it. Good job, Carl.

Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. So does this mean that I get to go first? Yeah. Is that usually how these things work? I think so, yes. Ring the bell. I will, but I just want to congratulate you, but we are gonna check back on Unk, right?

Yeah. Unk was pretty great. I don't know if he's a staple, but we are going to check back on Unc, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Unc was pretty great. I don't know if he's a staple, but well, he's about to be. Yeah. All right. Here we go. OK, so TV review shows. My thinking was, what's a funny TV show to even review? Why would somebody review ridiculous shows that are terrible, but actually coming from a place where they like it or want to like it. And going back to very early on

episodes of W ATP, you know, I signed off the show. Sleep well everypony. Very early on in the show, we talked about bronies. Yeah, and we got into that whole culture and I learned a lot about bronies bronies love the fourth edition of my little pony they call it generation 4g4 and That was friendship is magic F. I am You are you're not even like you know about I'm nodding because I suspected that you might be doing something like that. Okay, what? Two hours you're full of shit. I was like, Brony's is clearly where Carl is going with this.

That was literally, my first thought was I can't do Brony's because Carl's gonna do it. That's really funny that you say that. So I actually, the first thing I looked for was reviews of Thousand Pound Sisters. I found a couple people doing that, but they they're just bad and dumb. So I went, I was the bad show on TV. He's like, not dumb enough. So friendship is magic was beloved by the bronies. They all loved the fourth generation of My Little Pony. Now we have a fifth generation show of My Little Pony. Now we have a fifth generation show of My Little Pony. And it is not being received well

by a lot of these people, unfortunately. A lot of people are not digging it. So we're gonna start off, I checked out Star Strike. Star Strike is the host of the show, as well as the name of the channel. And the name of this episode was Chapter Six Was Just Awful, My Final Review. Now this is the sixth season of the fifth generation of My Little Pony. You guys following this? Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Let's get into the clips. Let's see.

This is actually his final review. This is the final review because the season just wrapped up. I have noticed more than a few problems with it that cause me to question my life choices. Why do I keep reviewing this show? Why do I allow it to keep haunting me? Is it even worth it anymore? Well, I've come this far so I might as well finish it. Right. Right. Anyway, know that I am not a reviewer that holds any punches. When I see flaws in a show, I'm going to call them out and I will give it to you as plain and simple as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. So you guys heard that Star Strike will not be holding any punches. And I promise you, that is the case.

We're going to get into it here. We're going to talk about these critiques he has. But I want to show you guys, this is not just a review show. It doesn't just critique things. He's also kind of a hard hitting reporter. This is a video he put out just recently that I think is of note. Is the cider and my little pony alcoholic? Like on the one hand, it's foaming, which would suggest that it is alcoholic. But on the other hand, it's foaming, which would suggest that it is alcoholic. But on the other hand, this is a kids show, and it's not rated for having alcohol. And if this beverage is indeed alcohol, does that make Rainbow Dash an alcoholic? I mean, given

how she's willing to eat dirt just to get a taste of this stuff, she seems pretty addicted to me. So that's the mystery we're solving today, folks. Is the Apple Family cider child-friendly or is there some secret ingredient the show doesn't want you to know about so that they can keep their Y7 rating? Before we can determine if Rainbow Dash is indeed an alcoholic, we need to determine if the Apple Cider contains alcohol to begin with.

There are two different types of cider out there. One is hard cider, which contains alcohol, and the other is sweet cider, which contains no alcohol. Obviously, the Apples are selling one of these two products. We just have to figure cider which contains no alcohol. Obviously the apples are selling one of these two products. We just have to figure out which one it is. I think a good place to start would be simply by asking the question, does alcohol even exist in Equestria to begin with? Do you see what I'm talking about guys? Some people get really into My Little Pony to a point where you just got to question what are you doing with your life? Why would you do this to yourself?

Wait, did we get the answer? Is it alcoholic? Is it not alcoholic? I didn't get that far. I'm not sure. But there's other questions to be asked though, so I'm glad that you're asking questions, because here is an important one to talk about. Clearly, their animation budget was not high enough for multiple dragons,

as all of these characters share the exact same character model But with some slight recolors and optional hair also. Why do they have hair? They are lizards Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that one. Oh My god the cartoon had here. Do you believe mean, my little pony has always been very realistic up until this point. And now they're just putting hair on dragons, which is, I'm out so stupid. Of course, there's no alcoholism or an hair on a lizard.

Well, there might be alcoholism. Yeah. We did see that. Okay, so now we're getting into, are you guys familiar with cutie marks? It's the little heart on their butt, right? Dude, don't play dumb. Don't play coy. Isn't that that pedophile movie?

I can't tell you how many times Chris and I have been at the bar having this exact conversation. Another really important thing to mention about the designs is that the dragons all have cutie marks now. What? When did that happen?! Why?! This is oddly enough never explained. And it is never brought up throughout the entire chapter as to how this happened! Yeah, what the fuck? You can't just put cutie marks on dragons

and not explain it! That's what I was saying at the- I KNOW! How many times have we had this conversation? I've said too much. That's why I get blacked out every night. I want to forget the cutie mark I can answer that question with a question. Yeah, who gives a fuck. What do you mean? So he starts talking about the villain in the show and my little pony because because of the research I do for this show I've watched some episodes of this and

Typically, there's really no story because there's no antagonist. It's just a bunch of ponies being friends. But I guess in this generation, there's a bad guy. And the bad guy's not great. And the bad guy's a little over the top. So she sings a song. The bad guy does. And he breaks down the lyrics to it. The lyrics to the song are literally just opaline saying, I am evil in about 12 different ways. For example, here are some of the lyrics

I'm the queen of me don't care about anypony other than me isn't that lovely Don't ask me to be nice. I don't want to I don't play fair I'm giving you the heat you can't handle and I don't care. I'm a villain What do you want stairway to Heaven? It's a kid show. Those are the most reasonable kids show lyrics. Yeah, right. This is the thing that a lot of these bronies, I don't know if they forget this, they all think that the show should be catered to them. Well, they're trying to sell toys to six-year-olds. You understand that, right?

That's kind of the whole point of this. Where's the titties? All right, nope. he's gonna point out here I'm glad that he's here to report on this because I would not be spending this kind of time on it There's a couple inconsistencies with the script some continuity errors. It's very upset about it They cut back to the Isle of Scaly where blaze is interrogating the ponies. Wait, what happened to the secret meeting between blaze and sunny? Why are they all together as a group again? Did the writers somehow forget what was happening like three minutes ago? No? We're not going to address this? Alright, fine. Crazy, right? It's like, guys, come on, get your shit together here.

I imagine they write this the same way they wrote the book of Boba Fett, where it's just a room full of toys and a kid is like, oh like Boba Fett is riding the rancor monster and Now the Mandalorian is here! Who brought the Mandalorian into this place? Baby Yoda is riding around in Optimus Prime now Fuck out of here with this. Yeah, I Imagine that people are quitting on like a Minute by minute basis in the writing room. So it's just like someone's like, I can't do this anymore. I'm out of here. They bring the next guy. It's like, all right, let me get together and have a meeting. Like,

yeah, there's no continuity whatsoever. Nope. I want to ask before I play this next clip, was anyone planning on watching G five? My little put there is a spoiler. There is a spoiler. There is a spoiler. All right, close your eyes plug your ears. This is a big deal What what happened to ember why isn't she the dragon lord and why is spikes voice so deep Excuse my breath just woke up. It's really off-putting. Why is spike suddenly a quadruped? I have so many questions and I know none of them will ever be answered. It is pretty fucked up with the Dragon Lord and Spike. I mean guys come on. Were you upset by that? Please explain this and they got a different voice actor I think that was Cardiff

All right, let's get back into it's not looking. This is obviously a big deal that this is the new Dragon Lord, but let's get back to some of the other continuity issues that are going on in the script. I tell you the continuity in this series just keeps getting worse and worse. What the heck was going on in the writers room? Was there some sort of competition to see who could write a story that contradicts itself the fastest? But wait, it gets worse!

Wow, this guy really doesn't pull any punches, does he? Holy shit. Alright, here's another one, here's another big error. And once again, we come to another major continuity error. It was established in a previous episode that Opaline knew celestia and luna as fillies and at this point in time she was already a fire alicorn yet we are told that she wasn't a fire alicorn until she attacked equestria i was an alicorn of fire of power i just gotta sit here reminding myself that it's almost over it's almost over it's almost over it's really having a hard time dealing with this remind

yourself that it's for children. You're a grown man. It's funny that. Well, I don't know. I hope so. I don't know. I'm not sure. Um, it's funny that you said that, producer Chris, in my notes next to clip number eight, which is what that was, I just wrote duh. So we're on the same page on that one.

Now, this one, I think, is nitpicky. If you ask me. Also, why the heck did the dragons leave the dragon stone in a place that just screamed I'm a magical artifact come take me instead of oh I don't know burying it deep underground somewhere opaling can't find it. Why do none of the characters in this series make any sense? What is going on here? I mean, come on, you gotta have some devices for a story, right? I don't know that I would nitpick on that one, but uh, alright, let's talk more about cutie marks, because this is crazy.

Opaline, who has apparently been off-screen collecting a bunch of cutie marks. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, You're telling me that she's been going around collecting cutie marks and no one knew about it? No one alerted the main characters. I've said it a million times before and I will say it again until it stops happening. Why is everyone so dumb? I'd love to get this guy's take on Rugrats. I wanna see him break that down. I think rug rats would get this chef's kiss So you knew you knew a cutie marks were yeah, why is that I don't know I

Have no memory of knowing you data Brony at one point or something Tramp stamp that a cutie mark. Okay, so this is basically what it is. It's a tramp stamp for kind of for oh yeah. This is another one where I'm just like all right buddy you're a little bit too invested in this show this is what you're upset about. Somehow they seem to make the trip in like 10 minutes despite it being a very long journey without the mayor stream, but whatever yeah, come on That sounds like me where we're watching thunder in paradise. Yeah, and Hulk Hogan gets to England on a boat I don't think fast, but what the fuck the answer is always the the comic book retcon It's just like it's just it's not earth 616. It's just 617. You know like a different universe a wizard did

It's possible that the writers don't know as much as the brody Definitely not just like yeah, I don't know I thought it was the next fucking neighborhood I don't know pick my kid up from school by five I didn't get any of the jobs I wanted what do you want from me all right so all these flaws I just wrote he can't even with this opening that explains that the Together Tree in the castle never worked properly because she did not have any friends to unite with. But because Misty and her friends came together to defeat her, the tree was activated. She also mentions that she knows about Misty growing the Together Tree in Zephyr Heights.

With her friends. Where she celebrated getting her cutie mark. And yet, somehow, Opaline still doesn't know that Misty has been going behind her back and helping out the other characters! Now here you could say that she knew all along and that she was just playing dumb, but it was shown in a previous episode when she was by herself she did not know where Misty was or what she was by herself, she did not know where Misty was or what she was doing. There's also a later scene that will contradict this idea, but don't you worry, we'll get

to that. Okay, I, part of me is sympathizing with this guy. He's putting a lot of work into this. He's making good arguments. He should be an attorney or something. This is such a waste of his time. I mean, he might be. Maybe he something. This is such a waste of his time. I mean he might be Maybe yes. Yeah, it's very possible

My Brody attorney coming soon to CBS does he have a lot of views? Uh, he's got about 20,000 subs and You know, it's similar to our show actually as far as YouTube Are you trying to give people to not vote for me? I think she's trying to do a guest spot on this show. I know, right? You pop up everywhere. You'll probably be on this fucking show.

All right, here's my last clip. This is the recap, and let's just see how bad it actually was. When I first watched A New Generation, there were some red flags. Sure, but I never imagined it would get this bad. I want G5 to be good, I really do, but in all honesty, this show is terrible. The world building is broken beyond belief, the characters are so dumb so often, Opaline is one of the worst villains I have ever seen. I do think that this show has some positives and if you like this show, that's fine.

What's that? If you like this show, that's not fine. There's a problem there. Your parents should get involved. So Starstrike is what I'm bringing to the TV review podcast competition. That's what I had to present. So I think Andy's gonna go next and then we'll wrap up with Lucy Typebox. Andy, what'd you bring for us today, buddy? I brought a show called Everybody Loves Tom. And Tom is Tom Sandoval,

who people might know from Vanderpump Rules. He is basically this pariah that he cheated on his on show on screen. Longtime girlfriend, Ariana. So this is real. This is real life. OK. Right. Vanderpump Rules is a reality show. Is that it is? OK. Yeah. All right. Yeah, that's good. All right.

Yeah, I'm sorry. There's a little more context to this. So on the Bravo show Vanderpump Rules, there's this character, Tom Sandoval, who has been dating another character on the show, Ariana for years and years and years. Basically, common law married. They've been together that long. This other chick, Raquel, comes into the picture.

She's like Ariadne's best friend. And they have an affair under the nose of everybody in the cast. This is getting interesting. That's what happens. So I'm just I'll tell you all of this to basically get to the point where once this comes out last season, basically nobody wants anything to do with this guy.

Principal uncertainty says, who? What? Great strategy. We're going to get to it. Principal uncertainty. We could just get to the clips and you have no idea what's going on. Or I can tell you what's going on. You're doing a fantastic job. We're just busting your balls. Okay. Well, so Ariana goes on to be Roxy Hart on Broadway. She's getting like all these sponsorship things.

She's the hero of every woman that's ever been cheated on. And the Raquel character is drummed off the show. She checked herself into like a mental health facility, which is basically just like a country club. It's like an excuse to not be on the show she checked herself into like a mental health facility which is basically just like a country club it's like an excuse to not be on the show but in the meantime this time guy's been on the show since the beginning so now the producers are dealing with this lightning in a bottle like the viewership is through the roof because of the scandal okay so they're like well we got to keep them on the show, but nobody wants to work with this guy. Right. And when the show is in between seasons, they he like had nothing to do except start his own podcast.

That was that is now centered around reviewing himself on his own show. OK, so I've been doing a lot of these shows on the Drew and Mike show where it's these Hasbens who used to be stars of a show and then they get together and they recap Yeah, so by episode right, but those like scripted shows and they're usually over well, right? Yeah, so so you literally might have some behind-the-scenes information when you're doing a scripted show and stuff But yeah, this sounds like a bad idea. Oh reviewing your own life. It's a terrible idea Terrible show but just ask me So you can't have a LA based podcast without it starting one way and clip one. I'm asking you now. Have you forgiven

That incident that was so hot Fire I feel like everybody dressed to kill that night They all look different than they usually would dress Those are the highlights West Coast style Get ready to be delighted when you hear what you already heard at the beginning of the show Hey, I just figure out we're gonna pull these clips from like why is any of that interesting? It's not okay But it's just like oh, I can't it's like when they work the title of a movie into the dialogue of the movie

I can't wait to hear with it. Oh, you know I'm gonna cross them off my list shindler's This is like some sort of hot tub time machine. So sure a lot of Star Wars around here. And the guest because nobody he can't get any real guests so He has this parade of nobodies On like in his house on the show now. Yeah, you're just watching it wondering who the fuck everybody Nobody's on a reality show podcast All the other people all the other cast of the show are

Doing nothing to do with this right, but they're doing like the show proper with the regular cast and then it cuts to this guy Throwing a birthday party for himself with a bunch of people you've never seen or care about. Okay. And that's this one guy that's sitting on the couch is, is part of that group. This Kyle Chan guy. And, um, this new season is just packed with a bunch of Kyle Chan, the gay Asian guy. You figured it out.

Why don't you lay off the Asians? He's a, uh's a jewelry designer. But he's not a regular on the show. Okay. Clip two. Thursday everybody, welcome to another episode of Everybody Loves Tom. I'm excited.

The show is in full swing. Well, excited, amped, I don't know. Yeah, I think you're excited. Episode 3. Yeah. This is a great episode. We're moving. We're moving towards the future. I don't know. This is the first time ever I've watched Venomhump Rules and gave me anxiety.

Like this episode. Really? This is the first time. First time ever. Ever again. Yeah, in 10 years. Oh my God. What's going on with his camera, too? Yeah, there's something about this like he's he's aging and he's not happy about it or something Oh definitely. Yeah, okay. He looks like he has more Botox in his face than half of well

You can't even see his face because there's a smudge and his hair is down in his face The other guys just look like a normal HD camera Yeah, the other guy is yeah They look good that what you can see that guy clearly picking his nose, and then the other guy that is the gay Dad fan racist Stereotype guy dude. I gotta tell podcasters this because I've been doing a lot longer than they have what I do we sit down here In the studio there's four of us all right here in the studio. I go, everyone pick their nose now.

We're about to start. And we all get together. We all dig in. Yeah, we have one. And then we start the show. You gotta do that. Yeah. Or else it's embarrassing.

Pick your nose on camera. Yeah. Maybe a cold open. Okay, I understand that. Yeah, and that guy with his finger up his nose is Tom's producer Jason and He's in the mix cuz he's to have an electric chemistry and razor-sharp wit together That's gonna be on full display in clip 3

Shout out to Sheena and her sunglasses. Yes But I gotta say it's really it's hilarious because it's at night time so she can't Like with her with her head down, but she killed it. She looked good. Yeah, it looked good Yeah, we actually booked her sunglasses to be on the show not you know just her sunglasses. Yeah Too busy. It's put your finger back in your nose The kind of show that I feel like Joan Rivers daughter should be on yeah You know it's giving me a lot of those vibes to be like oh my gosh, and then her outfit Did you see that like this is not interesting daddy? I know I can't believe she wore those sunglasses good great not and

Sunglasses don't have a talent agent come on guys Costello Don't have a talent agent come on guys Show sucks yeah, but I And I hate Tom's speaking voice he always sounds like his mom just told him to finish his Brussels sprouts It's the whiniest voice that you could never want the side of W ATP But what I hate even more is his singing voice. Oh, no. No, cuz I get a little I burned out a little with this part of the show So I decided to check out a live performance of his band called Tom Sandoval and the most extras Which could it be a worse band name?

But it wasn't taken. Yeah. They bought the domain. Clip four, we're going to hear this fame horror try and pull off 25 or six to four. What? No. No. Okay.

Let's see. I like it right. They're doing it right Horn section is fucked. It's one of my favorite songs of all time It's a good song that's like sad to hear it played this way But we're not since that woman at the Borgata saying the outfield yeah, have I heard such a bad cover song? I was gonna be talking about I'd rather listen to what's-her-name Christine whoever with the Alright quick side note I Christine olden no one gives a fuck Shows about her on YouTube. No one fucking cares. No one can fucking watch that woman saying I

Tried anyway, but the real Comment to this is that everybody that's in this band is paid by him I'm gonna show up to practice like they're they're such people that, but it's like, if you're in a band, like a real band, like- Yeah, how do you think Corey Feldman has a band? Yeah, I know, but- That's what this is. But this guy, nobody would be doing this.

Of course not. Right. I remember- It's not like the isotopes where you guys just wanna do it for fun. Dude, so real quick story. We were playing our buddy's party out on the lake this past year.

Yeah. And there was a woman there who plays in bands in town She had never seen us before and she's she came up to me between sets. She goes wow Are you guys like all friends or something? I said yeah, we're all friends She can't you guys must rehearse all the time like yeah every week we get together to rehearse Wow Like that was a foreign concept like yeah, you started being with your friends. What do you mean? Why wouldn't you do yeah, of course unless you're this guy who has no fucking friends I'm just like people to be your friend like these are all the people that are showing up to his house for his birthday He's paying them to be his friend

That's a good idea Yeah, you owe me 50 bucks by the way Okay, so I Got sick of that other review thing. I everybody I'm sorry guys, people hate it when I switch gears. I'm hearing you in the comment section, but we got to do what we got to do because I went to the beginning of the show when Vanderpump wasn't on. OK, so when Ariana went to do Chicago on Broadway, yes, she's Roxy Hart on Chicago. He went and did this stupid fucking Fox reality show called Special Forces,

World's Toughest Test. Oh, yeah, I saw promos for that during football. Right. So he was on like when he was radioactive. He went and did that. So all the promos show a celebrity crying while hanging from a mountain or that was and one of the other guys and one of those guys that was on that show with Tom Sandoval was Jack Osborne. Oh, jeez. Is there a less deserving celebrity in the world? Yeah, Jack Osborne. Clip five. Let's find out what these two are going to be up to on the early edition of Everybody Loves Tom.

Hey, everyone. Welcome to another episode of Everybody Loves Tom. I'm here with my friend and fellow castmate from Special Forces, Jack Osborn. How are you, sir? How you doing, man? Thanks for everyone on. I'm glad everybody loves Tom. Everybody does, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's a rough scene out there for you these days, bro. But it's safe in here. It is safe in here. This is a safe space. It's a safety tree, the trust nest. Yeah. What the fuck does Jack Osborn do why what's going on also? It does this and get it goes on special forces They couldn't have given Jack Osborne like a little stool to stand on so that he didn't look so miniature

Yeah, Tom doesn't mind he can't even play along. He says oh, yeah, everybody lives Nobody's smearing shit on the walls of the restaurant that you own And that was really happening. I'm gonna start a new podcast called Everybody Votes for Carl on Patreon. See if that works. Yeah. Now these guys are both

straight edged. Jack's been sober for 20 years and Tom has just started to be sober for about 5 months. So you know it's gonna be a great time when people start talking about how great sobriety is. That's sick. That's always fun.

Yeah. I'm gonna make a cocktail. So you said you really like crushing Arnold Palmer's and you like Celsius. Yep. So, you know, let's see what we can do here. Okay. Crushing Arnold Palmer's, crushing them. I'm crushing them. I'm making it last way. Ooh do here. Okay. Crushing Arnold Palmers. Crushing them.

I'm crushing them. I'm making it the last way. Ooh, I like this. Yeah. I just wish I was this creative when it came to making myself a... Cocktails? A beverage, yeah. Well, you know, you can tutorial a lot of things on YouTube.

What do I tutorial? It's funny. I'm just a keen observer. I stopped drinking a billion fucking years ago, but I just think it's you know How long has it been? It's been 20 years 20 years. Yeah Yeah, it's been like 20 hours It's been a little over Five months for me. Oh, dude. Congrats. I didn't know that. oh wow yes stop drinking and smoking cigarettes boring is there anything worse than people talking about their sobriety

we're gonna hear a lot about it this guy used to be a bartender so it's all he knows how to do but he doesn't drink anymore so well let's put some iced tea and Celsius in what yeah sh, and in art of Palmer Celsius I do here, and he's using the stupid shot I'm gonna portion out this fucking two parts Celsius and one part on the apartment whatever It uh clip seven called addiction Tom wants to know why Jack decided to get sober and figure out a way to make the Can I answer that question? He grew up looking at his father. Yeah, who's a fucking disaster. It's the same with people who watch us play the clips of Sutter and John and go I quit drinking. I'm watching what you turn into with

that. Yeah, he had the same similar experience where he's just like, look at his daddy going, oh, that's embarrassing. I don't want that to happen. But he's only asking that so he can make this all about himself. Okay, that to happen. But he's only asking that so he can make this all about himself. Oh okay that always works. When this whole situation happened I kind of I found myself just like drinking non-stop and chain smoking. Yeah you know I guess when the world kind of hates you it's like what else are you gonna do? Yeah right uh yeah I was curious This is actually a two-part question. What was your situation specifically that got you to sober up? And the second part is, do you want to take a shot and do a bump of Coke before you explain that?

Only, I'll only do a bump of Coke if it's off your nipple. Okay. Which were my first, second, or third? You're a fourth. My fourth? All right. No, so I stopped drinking because I was getting pretty bad with drugs and alcohol combined. It was 2003, it was like the height of the OxyContin wave. So I kind of-

Did you ever hear of the story where it was just like, you know what, I was actually pretty disciplined about it I would only do drugs occasionally with some friends on the weekend. I had a quit. Yeah, you know, yeah, of course It was gonna get a good job. We fell into that. I am dude. I'm so real. I'm like so lucky I didn't like break an arm or like get my wisdom teeth pulled or anything Yeah, see cotton at you yeah Yeah fucking heroin. Yeah, it was insane Yeah, that's the only way you get addicted. I see why yeah, get your wisdom You use them to you um get your jaw wired shut so he is a fingernail polish on right is that?

Christ What is that? How much attention do you fucking need? Yeah? I know it's no frosted tips I Said this on the bonus show yesterday, but I went to buzz Meyers rehearsal with Andy on Monday night I'm looking around the room, and I'm go. Oh shit. I just realized guys. I lost a bet. I don't think this is a good hairstyle I had explained to everyone. So I'll just look at it and be like, oh. Yeah, you kind of forget when it's on top of your head. I didn't even notice.

I'm staring at it. It looks so similar to how it looked before. Oh, fuck off. All right, here comes all the high horse sobriety pontificating about how not doing drugs is so much better than doing drugs. It's heroin. Oh yeah, totally. But it's, you know, it's, but it's, it ain't much better these days out there. There was a little fentanyl out there and shit.

Like I was talking to a buddy who had been in recovery with for a very long time and he was telling me, you know, eight guys this year alone that have died. Thank God the lemonade is cold. I know a few people, you know, it's like people that literally do like they do like cocaine maybe like on Halloween or New Year's and like that's it. Yeah. Like a couple bumps or whatever and they're literally just dead.

Yeah. It's a fucking scary time out there now. You know, bike size. It's definitely a good time to be sober Stop is a giant nose Coquett's with fentanyl all Halloween What a what a bore fest? Yeah So now this wonderful drink that he's made here he's called

he's gonna give it a cute little name and This be triggering for an alcoholic Mixing the other shit got the ice he's shaking it up like all these sounds remind me of like being in a bar Yeah, you put it up fucking garnish in it. You maybe you'll forget that there's no booze in it Yeah, yeah, man. I've like really told people I'm like dude do not do any like random No, like you know cuz that's always that's like a thing like people like oh you go in the bathroom Like oh you want to bump you want to bump you know, but uh, yeah, no fuck that those days are over Yeah, they're long gone

Alright, so what we're gonna add a little little zest to it. Yeah, they're long gone. All right, so what we're gonna do here. Ooh, we're gonna add a little zest to it. Yeah, we're gonna top it with a little bit of lemon lime sparkling Celsius. There you go. Oh, sparkly. I like this. Little mint here. Good vibe, dude.

Dude, cheers. Cheers. Thank you for the, let's give this a whirl. See how it is. I call it the, right now the working title is the jumping jack. Okay. That's actually pretty good. Yeah, that's not bad at all.

I'd rather be ODing on Fentanyl. Yeah. I'd be hanging out with these two assholes. Would you care for a line of protein powder? How many bartending classes did you have to take to learn how to pour soda in a lemonade and shake it up? Who gives a shit? But they're gonna go over to the show proper and that producer guy Jason is gonna be present and he's not having anything with this mocktail bullshit. And we're back and we are

chilling here having some mocktails. Some mocktails clinky cheers I'm drinking some good loving Tom's good loving my whiskey these shirts are gay enough without any mocktails into that I'm just gonna drink Tom's liquid love or whatever gay does it It's not a good spokesperson for an alcohol friend. I don't think I had a real problem with alcohol, but also my right whiskey is delicious So everybody hates me. They don't want to do anything to do with anything that I'm representing. Now, Tom is so bad at interviewing people,

Jack just takes over the interview. He's bad at interviewing. I know, but I mean, that's how you know it's bad, because somebody that's bad at it is just like, I gotta save this. But he comes up with the worst possible question the worst idea for Sand of all to navigate all the the bullshit that he's going through and he it's it's just like a non-starter

Suggestion bad idea Jack now. I'm sure At what point are you gonna eat? Are you gonna implement an embargo against discussing it? I think what you should do is, just an idea. You should basically do a thing, be like, all right, anyone can talk about this with me until January 1st, 2024, and then I'm fucking done talking about it. That gives you to the rest of the year, you could write it out,

anyone, you could do like an AMA every day. Ask me any question online, ask me anything, get it all out and then you're like, and we're done. Cause I think you're more layered than that. Oh, well I appreciate that, I think I am as well. But I don't know, it's like, it's really tough with, you know, with the show that I'm on. Well, you know, that seems to be be the things that we talk about often.

You know the show, 13 hour long episodes where people are shitting on me and that's the whole model of the show. I can't just tell the producers that we're not going to talk about this anymore. It's kind of all they want to talk about. Also it's a horrible suggestion because he's like, just do the same thing over and over again every day until the end of the year. You're not going to get any more questions, dude. Yeah, it's not going to be a good compelling show for you probably. No. It's a horrible idea all around. Yeah. All right, clip 12. If Tom had a time machine,

what would he change? Go back and do things differently. What would be like the three things that you would have done differently? Um, so I think I would have Come on the tits. Alright, what else? Maybe worried a little less about it. I think I would have worried a lot less about trying to do it like right. And just doing it. Like just taking the steps to end the relationship that I knew wasn't working. Would you have ended the relationship?

before engaging With Raquel yeah, this is part of count as part of the three Okay, well one thing will be the most obvious answer and then the other two things will be no nothing Who just gonna move wrote these questions chip chippers in? Go I would have used black cherry Celsius instead of Well, did he say though pretty much the opposite where he's like I would have put less thought into my life and just done shit And then we just kind of said he said Go back and do things differently. What would be like the three things that you would you would have done differently?

would be like the three things that you would you would have done differently. So I think I would have maybe worried a little less about it. I thought I would have worried a lot less about trying to do it like right. He's talking about breaking up with his girlfriend. So he's saying that he would have just broken up with her and not dragged it out. Yeah, he was worried about the way she would react. That's not even an answer. That's bullshit. That was the reason why you cheated, because you were trying to do it right. Yeah, I know. That's's bullshit. Yeah, that was the reason why you cheated cuz you were trying to do it, right?

Fucking that sounds yeah, it's a non-answer. Oh, I want to go to this guy's AMA every fucking day Here these bullshit answers Just two more but this is the last one of this interview and I called this is Jack saying that radical Ownership is the only advice for Because Jack's gone through a divorce. So he's just trying to give Tom some advice about how to handle this And when when men get caught, you know cheating or what in whatever kind of scenario? Radical ownership is is the only is the actually in the correct thing to do, you're right. It's it's better to just take like the radical ownership and just be like, yeah, fucked up.

Like, I shouldn't have done this. And I did it. Because there's no making it right. Like, and that's the thing. That's why you just have to own it. You're like, I can't you can say I'm sorry to you blew in the face, you can disclose everything that happened to your partner, but it's never gonna fix it. I'm sorry I blue in your face. The next thing you get caught cheating, just throw the used condom on your wife's windshield and she leaves you and you scream radical ownership. Ditto from somewhere, I like that he says no one ever stops 9-11 with their theoretical time machine.

Yeah, you're right. It's like if you had a time machine, what three things? Well, first off, I would definitely warn the CIA about this plot. It's the World Trade Center. No one ever says that. It's weird. So just a little cherry on top of this package. This is these two on Special Forces. Throw some punches on the floor.

Go! Let's go one! That's it! Punch! Four! Ugh. So Jack Osborne beat the shit out of him. On national TV, then he went and cried in the latrine. And then they got mocktails together. Yeah. And painted each other's fingernails. Nice form, guys. I've seen sophomore girls throw better punches.

Yeah, I know that was not better stuff in Atlantic City. Good techniques right there. Yeah. All right. Everybody loves Tom. Everybody loves Tom is the show that Andy brought. And of course, everyone's very excited for Lucy type boxes Presentation what show do you think is the worst TV review podcast? Well, I found let's watch TV So the premise of this show is that ho Do they watch TV shows they watch TV shows? I didn't know that we didn't talk before the show

Do you want to guess what TV show? No, I no idea It's not my little pony So so the host who is comedian Joe Dabrowski And his mom Fran are going to be reviewing the reality TV show farmer wants a wife Okay, so the premise of farmer wants Wife is there are four farmers. Each of them tries to date women. It's a dating reality show

with dumb hillbillies. Look at these idiots with lots of cow poop. It's great. I want the computer. The horse is having a baby. He jammed your fist up her twice. But the horse here always seems to have. Farmers do. You have seen this. Have a baby jam your your fist up her twice Every time somebody's on a farm. They're like oh, we got her she's having a hard time giving birth We got to drag it out. He's got to go elbow deep in a cow

What don't truckers do I Thought we'd get 500 episodes without that phrase being murdered. Nope couldn't get there so close so close Alright, so in clip one Again comedian Joe Dombrowski is going to start out the episode Where they are talking about farmer wants a wife? Hello and welcome back to Let's Watch TV. Let's watch it. Let's watch it. Let's watch TV. Hello, my son. I'm going to be in Milwaukee on Thursday and then this whole

weekend I'm going to. Yeah. So he just goes right into his comedy tour schedule. Doesn't give a fuck about his mom. Yeah. How could he ruin that energy? Yeah. Yeah, right, I know. She really brings it here. She really, really brings it. So even though Let's Watch TV

does not have a lot of subscribers, they only have 46 subscribers on YouTube. He's actually pretty big on TikTok. I believe that that is where he gets his infamy. Okay. And so he's gonna tell us in clip two a little bit more about his upcoming tour. I'm going to be in Milwaukee on Thursday and then this whole weekend I'm going to be in Appleton, Wisconsin. Sold them all out except for the Saturday. I had a three o'clock crowd work only show, which is going to be very fun.

I'm excited for that. After that at San Francisco, Fort Wayne, Providence, Timonia, Maryland, Spokane, Salt Lake City, Vegas, I hope we just crowdworked! That's right! We're going! To the front row! Check out this guy's shirt! Nice shoes, asshole! Fast forward three months from now, he's in this basement, we're ripping out of podcasts together. Whoops. I did save you guys from having to watch any of his crowdwork, but I did watch a bunch of it on TikTok.

He starts almost every day with a bunch of different things. He's like, I'm going to do this, I'm going to do this, I'm going to do this, I'm going to do this, I'm going to do this, I'm going to do this, I'm going to do this, I'm going to do this, I'm going to do this, I'm going to do this, I'm going to do this, I'm going or three months from now he's in this basement and we're ripping out of podcasts together. I did save you guys from having to watch any of his crowd work, but I did watch a bunch of it on TikTok. He starts almost all of his crowd work with, what do you do that makes more money than most of the people in this room? Good one. Yeah, it's great.

It leads to some real hilarity. You guys fucking. Yeah. So, yeah, he's going to be here May 17th and 18th I figured we'd all go he's really funny I think you guys in that weekend. I don't know. There's a lot of stuff going on right? I get to see how great he is. You're gonna really want to be there. I'm in the Rickles room. Yeah Yeah so in clip 3 he is Those are very sloppy words there.

Um, in clip three, Joe is so awful at podcasting, uh, for like a ton of reasons. However, you've already heard his voice. That's like the number one reason that I cannot stand listening to him. Andy and I don't really have people's voices on this show, but I mean, I probably shouldn't either. Probably not. You know, I wasn't gonna say it. It's fine. It's

that's so polite. That was the nicest thing you've ever done for me. Listen, I don't want to go it's Lucy. Everyone's gonna fucking downvote me to shit. So so another reason that he sucks at podcasting is because this show is obviously supposed to be co hosted by his mom Fran, but he just steamrolls her at every chance that he gets. She is a looker too

So Can I get a start we watch we watch farmer once a wife and I'm gonna start right away with a segment called Bone to pick and I got a bone to pick with you can't do that till the segments Well the segments now I got a bone to pick with these girls. Oh, I hate this relationship. Yeah, it's really uncomfortable to she looks like coffee talk. I was thinking the same thing. So another reason that he sucks is again, this is let's watch TV. So in this episode about farmer wants a wife, which is 52 53 minutes and 27 seconds long They spend nine minutes and 56 seconds talking about the TV show and other than that. It's just them shooting the show

It's completely completely awful So, you know again, we're only getting like a fifth of talking about this episode that we're supposed to be excited about. So in clip four, this is going to be the first tangent that they go off on. And to preface it, Fran was a nurse and Joe is an idiot. They hit it off.

Yeah. They hit it off. She's cute. They did. I didn't realize she was a nurse. She's a travel nurse. She's a, and her first job was trauma level one. What does that mean? Yeah, in New York City.

That means like big, like stabbing, shootings, bad motor vehicle accidents. So what's trauma level two? So what is it? What is it? Who cares? It's like when you're like, trauma level one is like, they're really pumping you. You're gonna die if we don't try to save you.

Right, but my question to you is, what's trauma level two? I don't know. Look it up. Listening to this show! Great job. Jesus Christ. So in clip five, we're gonna find out what trauma trauma level two is as Joe reads it out loud to us. Oh great. Oh he's Googling it. What is trauma level two? Trauma level two centers initiate the treatment of all trauma patients.

Key components include 24-hour access to general surgeons, ability of anesthesia, radiology, emergency medicines, neurosurgery, and orthopedic surgery. So his instinct was to look this up and then read it. At what point does he abandon this? Oh, this is a bad idea. This is not interesting for the show. I'll keep this going. Are you sure you want to?

I'm just pointing out that this is bad instincts, bad podcast against things right here. 75% of the shows on the internet are doing, reading Wikipedia. Surgery, subspecialized care may be necessary to transfer to trauma level one. Now, trauma level one. It's when they're airlifting you to another hospital

and everything else. Provides the highest level of trauma care to critically ill or injured patients. Seriously injured patients have increased a survival rate of 25% Yeah critical gunshot wounds are bad retard People die from these things these gunshot wounds and stampings I thought you went to the hospital to get better She will die there what the fuck you know what was the clue for me is the word trauma. That's where I thought like this is probably bad

I was doing bad happen to the guy Well, he also thinks that trauma level 3 might be really bad So he's gonna learn about trauma level 3 didn't learn that this was a terrible direction to go No, he thought they got better as the number went up. He did he he did. So in clip six, trauma level three, please. You come in and adopt. What's trauma level three? Dead? I don't know, that might be just regular ER,

I'm not sure about that. Oh no, it is. It's provide prompt assessments, re- Trauma's usually a thing. Resuscitation, surgery. I've never seen the word resuscitation spelled out before and that is a crazy looking word. It's crazy. Words be crazy.

You probably should research this. So you said no one's watching this show, right? Yeah, it's shocking, right? Thank God. Shocking, completely shocking. So in clip eight, they're going to try to get back on topic and actually talk about Farmer Wants A Wife. Joe is annoying and a dick to his co host. He's also ADD as fuck. And he also didn't actually watch any of the show that they're

talking about, which is the whole reason that I'm here because it's called Let's Watch TV. His mom is going to talk about a moment in time. She was telling him and she goes, and you're not thinking you're thinking with the wrong head. She's pointing in his face and she's telling him off and she's really at his face. And he's like looking at her. He's looking at kind of like fast forward it. I need to go back and rewatch. Yeah, I think so.

Yeah. So he didn't even watch the episode that they are talking. This is OK. I was just thinking this before we played that part. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, so he didn't even watch the episode that they are talking about. This is, okay, I was just thinking this before we played that clip. Every comic thinks they have to have a podcast because that's how you grow an audience and then people know you from the podcast. They come out and see you on your show. So everyone's scratching their fucking dumb heads going, what's my podcast going to be about? This idiot came up with a terrible idea and is not even executing on it.

Yeah, exactly. I know what I'll do. I'll do a Puck is my mom about a show nobody watches and I'll be one of those people that just watch it. It's a terrible idea. In clip nine, he can't even be bothered to learn the character's names. Also Nathan and Mackenzie, he lives, he has a citrus farm. Who's Nathan? This is what we're going to call them. We We're gonna call them the Kool-Aid man is the citrus farmer Mr. Potato Head Ato fart you mean oh, oh J. Oh J potato Potato Head

Describing be dabbling life His mom is punching up his material What's his name? Rancho The one is a roper roper is a roper tie His name is Roper tie not farmer tie And the fourth one what says what's he do? There's Mitchell What's he do who just bought a bunch of land in Mount Juliet? So not even really a farmer just a landowner so if you did watch this show

He's making it even more confusing yes Because he refuses to do anything by now changing the names of the people on the show to his own stupid thing yes This guy saw yeah, he doesn't even watch the show you might notice that there's been no comedy also Oh, I don't know that interaction between him and his mom. It was pretty funny. No, you're right. There's been zero comedy. All right, yeah.

And he also won't even pay attention to his mom. So in clip 10. I don't want to either. Why do I have to be the one having to? She's the best part of the show. In clip 10, his mom is going to be talking and he is going to start playing on his phone when he thinks farmhead cows Mm-hmm. I have that note that he has cows and springs pesticides on the citrus I thought this was interesting near the end here

So for the entire nine minutes and 56 seconds that his mom talks about the show He's playing on his phone grinders blowing up mom. I gotta go Got three dates in a half an hour Is he a gay guy yeah, I thought so yeah, it's giving up. Yeah We're don't let the Detroit Lions shirt fool you I don't Guys In clip 11 he still can't be bothered to participate I found it to be a little draggy because nothing Significant happened you're sure. Yeah, are you talking about your show ma'am? I found it to be a little drag

She's giving off hell sparks moderator vibe This is draggy. You look a little draggy. She's giving off Hellspark's moderator vibes right now. Yeah. It is draggy, that's actually his dad. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So I found it a little slow a Little are you listening to me? No, are you told I don't really think I like it at all actually I would be honest with you I'm scrolling right now because someone posted a picture today, and now I can't find my god So he didn't watch the show, and he's not listening to his mom. What's the point of any of this? They're talking about what the different trauma levels are Missy B says is is he playing Candy Crush?

Probably. I do think that he is. There were a couple of times where he looked like he was playing games. At least he didn't have the volume on, so everything he's scrolling through just starts playing like some other shenanigans. We know.

Yes, that's true. We're gonna go ahead and skip over to clip 13, which is going to be after their 10 minutes of talking about the show. Joe develops the worst habit that he has had this entire time when he finds a fan and decides to constantly be doing the thing with the fan. Okay. So you have no 13.

You have two 14s. Oh, great. Both have the word fan in them. So I was trying to, I was trying to save you on this one, but I can't. Let's do a couple of fans alright you got it well That's that's the synopsis on that's everything about farmer wants a wife season two farmer wants a wife I'm gunning for wife wants a farmer that That is gonna be a show

It is what a farmer hello my son listen to me White wants a farmer. Hello, my son. Listen to me. Hello. Yes. So that's his style of comedy is doing the fan thing. Gay carrot. Tom. I'm glad I didn't already purchase my tickets for his stand up show in Rochester. Thank God.

I can't believe you guys aren't going to go with me. I don't think I'm going to go to this one. He doesn't seem like he's that funny. He has two shows. What do you mean he has two shows? Oh, like. Well, usually they would do Thursday, Friday, Saturday, five shows. All right. Well, he has to here we have to

I don't know what person does that so in the world 30 says he's carrot bottom Pretty good clip 14. We're just gonna finish it off by listening to a little supercut of him doing the fan thing. Oh great. Yeah. Now listen. Honestly, I can't be bothered with this. And that was Let's Watch TV.

We all learned so much about Farmer Wants a Wife and Joe Dombrbrowski who will be in Rochester and perhaps a city near you How did you find that show? I'm curious. Uh, I don't want to tell you my secrets. Hmm. I know but you have to cuz I asked you My original plan was to do bronies and was it really and then I figured you were gonna do that And then she's in my head. I know And then I was gonna do friends because I figured there were a lot of idiots who were talking about friends But I couldn't stand to do that myself. Okay, but you still have to explain how you found How did you find this show I found this show my new thing is that I'm going on YouTube and I'm doing recently uploaded Oh, okay

So looking for it's just people, you know, you're not getting those. Yeah, because yeah It's hard to find shit that only has five views on it. Yeah, so you got to go recently upload Yeah, and you didn't want to tell us that no because you're gonna steal my ideas Unbelievable that there isn't a real competition here. I'm sorry We're trying to put out a good show. She's still waiting for all her prizes. I know, what the fuck? People are just feeding you episodes.

That's not true. You said it last week. One time I've had someone suggest an episode. I didn't even use it. I didn't even use it. I will take suggestions also if anybody has them for me. Just saying. I have an unfair disadvantage on this show people hate me

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Cringe of the week. This one comes in from my buddy, John Marlowe, who does so many things for the show, he's helps out a ton and he was going through, he has all the old Howard Stern shows and all archived and he was going through that and he found an episode of Howard Stern from June of 2002 and Artie Lang had just joined the show. He's like just a couple months in as part of the show and if you guys remember Artie was a huge Howard Stern fan growing up. His father loved Howard Stern. He listened to Stern all the time. So him getting on the Stern show was a really big deal for him. So I think it's one of the reasons why he won that job

because there are a lot of other comics that were up for that, but Artie got the show. He understood Howard. He understood what was going on. So they're talking about in this clip Robbins discussing recently released list of notable celebrities in terms of media presence and wealth and showing where Howard's ranked compared to other celebrities. And Artie does a thing where he does this little ass kissing thing that's so uncharacteristic of Artie and so cringe. The list is a combination of wealth and media exposure. But I got tons of media exposure.

Yeah. All right, who's higher on the list, Mike Tyson or Howard Stern? Well, I got to figure me. Mike Tyson is number 35. He beats me too? Yeah. That's right. Well, he makes a lot more money than I do, but I thought in terms of-

No, they only have of only 23 million here. Slouch. He gets his ass kicked. You kick ass. All right. Who's higher on the list? Just kiss this. We just try to please the boss right there. Ouch. I understand why he pulled that one for us. That is definitely cringe. But I have a little bonus cringe for us. Do you guys remember

the anal princess that I introduced to the show? Yeah, forget too long ago. So that was Stella Barry, Stella Barry, the anal princess that we learned about from that only fans show that we reviewed. Well, someone sent me this fun little clip that showed up on this subreddit. And what our girl Stella is talking about, she is the anal princess. And she did talk about how when doing ass to mouth, she learned not to do it from other girls' butts because it gives her strap. And so she's explaining how much she's learned here.

I know everyone has their panties in a bunch right now about how I've licked my own excrement before, but I will say I do not do that anymore. I have learned. And if I do do it, I make sure it's clean. Usually do do it, but I also don't do it with other people so then I can't catch strap from them. And that's why I haven't gotten strep in over a year collapse Thank you. Thank you Very impressive How do you make sure that poop is clean?

Are you like a little raccoon in the water and you're like washing it off? No, no, we talked about polishing turns before the show started. Yeah, you lick it clean. It's not a thing. All the soap in the world cannot clean poop unfortunately but uh I'm going to loss for words. She's nuts. She could give an entire bus pink eye. All right. Uh we did

a whole bonus show on Suthering John today. So, I don't have a lot of Suthering John stuff to I'm not going to lie. Alright. We did a whole bonus show on Suthering John today so I don't have a lot of Suthering John stuff to talk about today but I did want to talk about someone unearthed these lies that John was tweeting out a few years

back. Now, obviously, everyone knows a lot more about John's education and what he went to school for and and what happened. Don't forget Mensa. So, but back then when he was doing a political show, he was explaining to people, uh, and this is just retarded because who made the point? I think it was Patrick Melton on the show yesterday. We're guys of a certain age, like Chad Zumach and stuttering John. They don't realize that like there's receipts for everything now because of the

internet. You can't just go out and just lie about shit without people fact checking it They don't realize that like there's receipts for everything now because of the internet You can't just go out and just lie about shit without people fact-checking it and realizing that you're an idiot and a liar John, these things get away with this shit. Yeah, it's an older generation. It is Yeah, they bullshitting was an art form and he doesn't realize that you can't get away with it So this is a tweet that he put out was responding to Bobcat and he says, so Bobcat must be talking about how he has no business talking politics. He says, um, nah, you're just a pitiful troll with no wife. I'm more qualified to talk about politics than half the pundits out there. I have two degrees of political science from NYU political science. Where the fuck was he getting political science degrees? He wasn't

even interested in politics back then. What's he talking about? Here's another one from April of 2019. Low, much more educated. I have two degrees, including a master's degree from NYU. He's like, I'm going to master's degree. We don't even know if he has his bachelor's degree. He's saying back then he had a master's and then he writes here, dude, you ever hear of a little thing called supply and demand. You realize I minored in economics at NYU. It has very little to do with the price of gas. From 2021, he was saying he minored in economics. I taught economics. I thought he went to school for film. Yeah. Right. Right. Film and TV. He went to school for whatever serves him in this moment. It reminds me of his book where everything he accomplished,

he always wanted to do since he was a little kid including boxing I always wanted to be Shaquille O'Neal basketball Since I was a kid I wanted to die from some roads Fired from Stephanie Miller's show I was one of the make out with the lesbian Then the last one here from May of 2020 and why you masters in communication? So now he has a master's degree in communication. He's all over the fucking place with this shit. Such an idiot. And so that actually

brings us to a clip that I want to play here. Not a clip. It's a parody song at the editor sent in this parody song about stuttering John. I did mention that we're happy to do some parody songs. I don't necessarily want to focus on John's children, but just the fact that he's a terrible father and Husband or anything else he's terrible son bather Not so bright go suck a cock fuck you Losing kids, having not a decent meal in 12 long years How could you be so jobless? Because he got divorced 12 years ago Get it

Lost a thought or thoughtless? Mmm How could you stink so Bad like a diaper on a skunk yo I'd forgotten all about your stupid kids bro But then you had to go and mess with Lady K.O. I mean I can't believe that I would defend you Saying Swear E's not a tartie just has issues

After Howard you were proven irredeemable People asking is that John unbelievable Producer Chris will beat your ass He doesn't give a fucking shit He said he doesn't care if he does hard as time Just to beat you senseless I may have made that last part of Whoa

Fuck you, John I had to have a little bit of fun over there. Yeah, you deserve fun. Yeah, good job, buddy. Appreciate you sending that in. Guys, I have some very good news. A brand new podcast just came out. Three days ago, a brand

new show just dropped. Here's what it sounds like, everyone. So happy to have you here. Glad to be here. First and foremost, my name is Patrick, AKA Patty Pukewater, AKA Patty Broken Skull, Patty C cups, so many nicknames, but I'm just the Indiana guy who has done many a podcast up to this point and not a lot of them have done very well. That's right.

A brand new show called Puke Water. Which I don't know if that's the most appealing name for a podcast. Puke Water just dropped. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show don't tell me don't tell me you don't like my show don't tell me you don't like my show don't tell me because that's absurd. Patty is making some claims did you listen to this you look very excited about this. He's just Indiana too, doing the best that he can.

So this is something even I didn't realize and I'm always gushing about Patrick Michael. I introduced him to everyone I talked to. Similar to like in the 90s, it was Ween. I was telling everyone about Ween. I'm making mixed CDs for them, even guys. It was weird. I'm making mixed CDs for them even guys But now my life is I go out to their shows I go you guys heard about the most prolific podcaster of all time this guy's Patrick Michael and I explained what this guy is But I've been even giving him the credit he deserves Welcome to the puke water podcast now if you don't know anything about me previously within the podcast world I have Actually hosted upwards of 30 podcasts at once, but I've also had a podcast completely scrubbed

from Spotify. He was hosting 30 podcasts at once? How is that possible? It's fucking amazing. Only Patty, only Patty can pull that off. So I'll start adding that to his credits when I talk about him now. Can I ask, is man-pad still a thing?

Okay, I'm glad you asked that. He's going to address that. And he says this. Yeah, welcome back everybody. Thank you so much if you've listened to any of my other shows before. Chances are I'll be doing none of those ever again. There's your answer. Well, so I looked this up because I was like, well, what about don't leave it to the

judges? You know, what the fuck you talking about? And it seems like he has abandoned the party. It seems like it. I hope not. It seems like it. But he later goes on to say that he's still doing man pad, even though it's been a few weeks, and he is still doing don't leave to the judges. They just put a new episode out. So that's just, you know, Patty being Patty. But I got to tell you guys, this new podcast he's putting out is his best work ever. I was very excited about it. And let's find out how he came to this idea to even put this out. I didn't want to start another podcast.

I really had no desire. And yet here I am doing another show. And I guess the only reason is, is very similar to the other reasons that I've started the show. It's a time killer. It releases the fucking creativity that I have in my head. And I got inspired. You see what I'm saying? I got inspired again. Okay. And all it was was trying. I actually just threw it in my mind. I was brainstorming to myself.

Hey, if I was going to start another podcast, what would it be? So brainstorming, by definition, is a group of people. You can't brainstorm to yourself. Just, I know, it's semantics. I get it. I'm being an asshole. But I wanted to know. So all of a sudden he's inspired to do a show again, and Manny in the chat right here just said he told me he hates podcasting now.

Well, Manny, I don't know if you've heard this episode yet. We got to get Manny on the show to talk about this. I don't want to blow up his spot with Man Pad. But I like how he led with Time Killer. Yeah, it's a time got to the second reason and then he's like, and finally, Oh, inspiration, inspiration. Yeah. I've won a creativity. I got to get it out. Yeah. But I want to know specifically,

what was it when he was brainstorming to himself that inspired him to do this new show and as soon as I came to the conclusion of? Puke water I Was hooked bingo because I already had free water and all I did was change four letters So it's kind of smart kind of brilliant. We did our thing here, and I'm happy about it It couldn't be any better couldn't be any worse. I guess it could be who we kidding All right, let's get this soundboard working here. So what inspired it was the name Yeah, and by the way you changed three letters. It's free water to puke water. I'm just saying But I wasn't inspired to do a better show

I was inspired to change the name of the same old horse shit Correct good point because it sounds like all other 30 shows well 29 guys Strap in okay because we are going on a journey today this podcast An hour long this episode he put out Wow and I swear to God I felt like I'd listened to five different podcasts when I got done with this Okay, he's putting in effort. He wants this to succeed. It's a totally different guy. Well, okay, not totally A few things. Tell me that there's a few things that remind me of the good old Patty that we've all grown to love but Also, I want to get this out there for him because I want people to support him. He has a new Patreon.

He was always Pod Culture was his Patreon address. I went there, it's gone. And if you want to support this thing even more, you can simply go to patreon.com slash Paddy Culture. That's P-A-D-D-Y Culture. Okay. I don't know why he got rid of his Patreon and changed it to Patti Culture but I went on there and I'm blocked. Yeah. So, there's a lot of consistency. It's a new

Patreon. I've already blocked. He still doesn't want to be found and you're still blocked. Yes, correct. But there's this is a this is a difference. Now, he does go back and forth on this but listen to this. Puke water podcast at gmail.com and I'm taking everything, whatever you got, send it my way and you'll possibly be read on the show and we can have a little bit of an interaction. He's looking to interact with the audience. He wants emails. He brought up his email address at the beginning and the end of the show.

Yeah. I know the way you're looking at me like you're like, this is not gonna last. Yeah, well he says do it, and then as soon as it happens, we know what's gonna happen. Yeah, well we'll see. I think that's why I put it out there. I think we should email him, and get your letters read on this show.

That'd be fantastic. So it can be a segment on our show. Yeah, well, maybe. Never know. But I like this though, because. I'm sorry, he's just like, I want you to email me until I get the email and read it and then I'll get pissed off about what you email. That's exactly what I'm hearing. Exactly what's gonna happen. Send anything my way.

Hey, Patty, I love the new show, I love the new format. I don't do it for you, asshole! I do it for me! Do it for the legacy. What's great is that he has multiple segments on the show. It's different than any other show he's done where he's deciding he's going to do specific types of content in different segments throughout and it starts with music review. We know his interests are comedy, music, movies. The first podcast ever listened to chewed gum was a movie review parenting. He's not into parenting. Oh yeah. Never talk. That's not, that's not one of his interests.

Haunted houses. UFC. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we know what his interests are. So it starts with, uh, he's going to do a music review and what he says is he's going to break down one of his songs and then a song he just likes God all right, and we start with this is a great idea Okay, so the song that I want to share with you guys this this song. I don't know the actual song okay So we'll see what happens his own song and then he's gonna review a movie didn't watch yes So we'll see what happens. The one that's his own song. I think he's gonna review a movie. He didn't watch. Yeah All right, so basically what he does is he takes these metal songs and then he what he calls

Freestyles over them. So he growls and screams and does all the the metal vocal stuff And so he explains he's gonna play his favorite part of the song that he screamed over We're not gonna play the whole thing. We're just gonna get to my favorite part and the difference with that is is it's my favorite part Okay You might like the entire song you might like the very ending the beginning, you know the first quarter, right? Something you might like 18 seconds at 37 seconds. I don't know I like a lot of things you have options I got a feeling I'm gonna hate all of it I was gonna say except he didn't mention that you might not like it

So this is crazy where he's just trying to explain that like guys. This is my favorite part doesn't mean it's the best part You guys might not like this part, but it's my favorite part back the fuck off So this is the song that we're talking about right here and Lucy Lucy, your big metalhead, you might know what this is. And a one and a two. It's all me on vocals. And mixed well too. Oh, yeah. I thought that was a ninja blender

Is that anal cunt? Dare you sir So alright, so then he starts explaining how we found the band and how he discovered this that this is a Russian metal band and He think he catches himself just rambling here. They look crazy When they perform so I'm gonna check out the music for sure and I find this song and this is what I did I'm very happy with it. I'm sorry if I feel if you feel like I'm talking about it too long Babble babble babble. I'm sorry if I feel if you feel like I'm talking about it too long

But you could tell a lot of these people we've affected Another thing Patrick Melton was talking about yesterday on the show where he makes comments about people that also they make these sweeping changes in their lives. He's just like, I'm just goofing out this person. The next thing you know, they're changing out their curtains because we're having a laugh or whatever. And I think the same thing is happening. You see it was stuttering John all the time. It's happening with Patrick Michael where he's going and I maybe I guess think I'm rambling right now. I don't know.

Maybe I am rambling. It's possible. I don't know. Anyway, let's get to the favorite part. This is the favorite part of the song for him. Let's go. One of the things that stuck out to me in that and again, Lewis, I'll ask you because I don't know if this is your style of metal that you enjoy but I don't hear a ton of

reverb on metal vocals usually. Yeah, that was the first thing that I know. Yeah, it sounded like a surf band. Yeah. When he was singing for some reason which didn't make a lot of sense to me. I usually don't hear reverb on it was an interesting But what's crazy is that before he even plays that Someone must have already complained because he's got like tick tock and Instagram where he plays all these I'd like to pre-compete So people must be in the comment section they're not turned off going what the fuck's up with this reverb because

before you play that he addressed that you don't need the reverb well fucking say so buddy I'll take that into consideration but I really enjoy a little bit of a reverb on some of the vocals but this is the best part oh a little bit of the reverb that that river was on Ted that's as some of the vocals, but this is the best part. Oh a little bit of the reverb That that reverb was on 10 Much of the reverb which you can have A vocal is very noticeable all right, so

What's crazy is that he realizes what he's doing for the show. He's prepping. He has things ready to go He's gonna play songs. He's gonna review them. He's got other clips and everything like that and I'm proud of him. He's proud of him, too Like I said, we're going to do segments this segment. It's all music and then we're gonna we're gonna it's gonna be a fun episode Guys, this is a very intricate episode one considering How I usually podcast, all right Of course, I'm trying to be entertaining in a little bit, you know, interesting at the same time, but I gotta get the stuff out.

I just gotta get it out and also keep myself on track. He calls it intricate. I have segments prepared. This is very intricate, what I'm doing right here. Well, it is comparatively. Compared to what he used to do, where he'd just turn on the microphone and barely talk. That's true.

So, then he gets into the song he wanted to bring and review for us. And in typical Patty fashion, I love the way this guy does analysis of music and bands. There's nothing more that I enjoy than a weird band name. Like Oceans 8 Alaska. That's that's just clever. Sky Yeets Airplane. I set my friends on fire. Like these are fun band names, dude. I still love that.

It's no different than somebody's fucking Twitter handle or YouTube handle, right? Great analysis. Yeah. Or Puke Water. Great analysis of the band Oceans Eight Alaska is the band that he played. It's no John Cougar concentration camp. Definitely is not. Harmonica Lewinsky. Fetal Juice. Yeah. But it's good though. That's, that was his takeaway from the side that he played for us. So, okay, cool. So we've gone through two segments. The first segment was introductions. Here's the shows that we're doing. Second segment was music review. Segment three is comedy. All right. Another thing that he's interested in. And I appreciate that. Although I'm worried that he's trying to do a good job. But then also talking himself out of it. Okay. So the first thing we're going to do here, and this is a rare occurrence, this is a brand new show and I'm trying to do a good job, but then also talking himself out of it Okay, so the first thing we're gonna do here, and this is a rare occurrence. This is a brand new show, and I'm trying to do it Better okay I've been really lethargic and lazy when it comes to doing this shit because who takes it seriously

Who fucking really sits here and takes doing a podcast seriously? It's absurd well Okay, you started by saying you were going to start taking it seriously, and you are taking it seriously. And then you kind of backpounds like, but that's stupid. All right, guys, they get seriously we're not doing that, obviously, but I kind of just so you know. Okay. So now in this comedy segment, he plays a clip of Whitney Cummings was on the show. And she's saying something dumb. He can't believe it hasn't been covered by red bar and a dozen other shows like I can't believe she said

Can you guys believe that she said this and he's going on and on he played the clip He's going on and on about it. That's fucking Egotistical shit, dude. You should be buried face fucking down. I Got nothing else to add to that Face fucking down buried useless ass motherfucker Period End of that statement and then I hope you die good stuff, but this is great though because in this comedy segment it's literally who are these podcasts and so he's playing clips from shows from comedy shows and

He's commenting on them He's got some great new nicknames for Burt Kreischer and Tom Segura that I think will definitely catch on I think we'll all be using these from now on And this clip is Tom Segura and Burt Kreischer who I'm now calling toad and fart and believe me you guys can have that absolutely Toad's a girl fart Chrysler Toad and fart everybody you listen Tom Myers Watch out

That's definitely gonna catch on so Tom Segura he plays a clip of time secure talking about how the comedy scene is like high school. Everyone talking shit behind everyone's back. Then no one fesses up to it. And really this all stems from that cat Williams interview that he did where he was. She She. Yes. Where he was calling out Joe Rogan for always having on six unfunny comics and promoting

six unfunny comics. And so people started feeling like, was bread and job and top secure I you know, they're figuring out who they're talking about here. And so that's where times going This is like fucking high school. You can't bring up high school around Patrick Michael because that's that's where it's his time to shine He knows everything there is to know he freaks out about this comment and my thoughts were simply this If it's like high school Com comedians are not the fucking cool guy. None of them are. Not Joe Rogan, not Andrew Schultz, not Shane Gillis.

None of them. That's just not the cool guy Mel Gibson. Martin Scorsese. Right? Like that's, that's that's Beyond levels you'll ever reach Okay, Lauren Michaels Right those are the cool guys okay Quentin Tarantino. You see what I'm saying you guys are barely

existing and That's anybody who does comedy Once again at my notes I have no idea what he's talking about The cool guys are Lord Michaels and Quentin Tarantino. Mel Gibson famous comedian Mel Gibson What do we know he's saying I think because he wasn't popular in school and he fancies himself a comic I think that's where this is all coming from where he's like well It's not like high school because you guys are comics the comics could beat up

So can't do that. I don't get it I still don't find the correlation between Martin Scorsese and Quentin Tarantino and Mel Gibson because it doesn't accept directors It's stupid. It doesn't make any fucking Michael Michael's is a comic but whatever does none of it fucking matters alright, so then he has thoughts on Burt Kreischer and I have to say wait was that fart or toad this is far, okay? Yeah, I've got confused well I you talked over it, but he explained it was toad cigar and fart crisis laughing We're all laughing to our the nicknames. I know So that's okay. I have I have it in my notes here. Thank you. So let's get his thoughts and I have to say

This isn't bad Patrick's figuring it out. He's getting better at this like his whole life isn't fun like Okay, there's aspects of it. That's pretty funny like being a fucking alcoholic terrible dad Pretty funny a lot of failed stuff. That's funny. I could hear Dick Masterson decoding through that same routine. Like, that's pretty funny shit right there. It's like, no, I mean, Bert Krueger's not funny, but there's some things that are funny, like a horrible father, a miserable drug. So he's got that stuff. That's

pretty good for Patrick Michael. I thought that was fun fun and then he goes back and listens to old King in the Sting episodes and So he's making fun of Brendan Schaub here and I have to say He's doing a very good job with this because Brendan Schaub's a fucking moron They're talking about Looney Tunes characters, and they're trying to talk about foghorn leghorn But Brendan Schaub has no idea what he's talking about looney tunes characters and they're trying to talk about foghorn leghorn but brendan shop has no idea what he's talking about hella fucking right or what's his name foreign uncle you know he's the i said i said boy get over here boy yeah you super horn fake horn fake yeah for a long long dog. This shit can tell a race. Okay, so right there.

What the fuck is that? Where'd you get hunkle? Thorn hunkle? Thorn hunkle? None of this is close. Thorn hunkle? You know, he's like, I say a boy, thorn hunkle. Wow.

Foghorn leghorn is the correct answer we're looking for, sir. Similar to how Baba Boogie was born. That's true. Yes, not understanding the name of a cartoon character, but Patty did a good job presenting that just now. Yeah, I played the clip. He commented he played it again He had it all ready to go problem is he drags it out for another 10 minutes It makes a good point yeah I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know by talking about memoirs of the invisible man the Chevy chase movie from oh yeah 92 yeah he was very confused about that he didn't understand how that ever got made then he says he saw Wonka that new fucking Wonka movie yeah and his complaints about that were the how was it you just meet someone they both know the lyrics to the song he's just complaining about musicals

it's like well yeah okay for that take before and then segment five oh I got to bring in Cardiff for this I don't know if Cardiff has heard this yet kind of you heard this new puke water podcast oh I haven't you're gonna be interested in this segment five he goes to subreddits son of a bitch He just it's not even curated. He just fights the subreddit such a reading oh There so it's who it's who are these socials motherfucker

We get it's really bizarre that he has a whole copy say was just copying who are these podcasts, but who isn't these days? And then he's calling it his subreddit something okay now This is getting a little bit too obvious here what you're up to and then segment six was sports But not really does he have a segment about apology tours? No, oh, yeah, you haven't caught out of this world unfortunately for anyone else's for that matter So segment six he goes, he starts talking about the Super Bowl. I'm like, oh, I don't really hear him talk about sports. I know he likes UFC. And he goes, I didn't watch it. But Wikipedia says

that the Super Bowl is. But you guys see what I mean? I felt like I listened to four different Patty Broken Skull podcasts. All in one. All in one, I love it. You don't have to go searching for it anymore. I love it. I wish he would bring in True Crime, or Read Scary Stories, or something like that in one of these segments. That would be my only note for him other than that. Fan-fucking-tastic. Keep it going.

People check out Puke Water. There's a second episode available for people on his Patreon. I'm blocked! But there is a second episode out, people on his patreon. I blocked But there is a second episode out so I'll get it to you Sure you will Very good then all right Kurt if yes, you familiar with a comic named Joe Matt arise. Oh god Thanks to blind Mike I am yeah Joe Matteries is trying something new again

He's not doing his Patrick Michael He cannot hold on to a format. He just keeps trying new things So now he's doing a live podcast So a week ago he went on and started doing a live show I'm gonna need a fucking stinger for this asshole. This is how, this, thanks for writing that down. This is how the show starts off. Joe Meta-Rees live everybody.

One, two, three, four, a one, two, a three, four, a one, a two, a three, a four, and A one, a two, a three, a four, and start! That's your stinger. I think I need to incorporate this fucking garden song. I swear, this song is making fun of him. Whoever made this song, he'll know I don't like him, but whatever, it's worth it.

Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Mary's Joe. Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Mary's Joe. Hello everybody. Hello. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Wrong screen. How are you everybody? Welcome to another live episode. This guy needs a producer in the worst possible way. He has no idea what he's doing. Now hold on. While he doesn't have one, let's enjoy this. Fair enough. But I boosted his levels a couple of times on this. You hear how quiet he is compared to the music and stuff like that.

30 minutes in, someone in the chat, there's like five people watching this. This video has 140 views. It came out six days ago. That's how bad this is. But he does have a live chat going and someone finally tells him 30 minutes and hey, you're really quiet. He's like, I am. Oh, okay. I mean, I could do this. You know, he's like, I guess I can make it louder if you need me to.

Like, yeah, we do. I'm sorry. I cut you out. What are we going to say? Is he still doing this overtly Italian shit that we were talking about the other day? Is that all he does? Because I feel... The banner is on the right side of his screen. 93.7%. 93.7% Italian comedy tour. Jesus Christ.

Because I feel like he is seeing what Sebastian Maniscalco has done and all the success that he's having. I think. And he's trying to ape that. Definitely. success that he's having and he's trying to ape that. Yeah, definitely. But I can't stand it because I know plenty of Italian people that aren't doing this. It's like the way that gay people could be like flaming.

Sure. He's flaming Italian. Right. You don't need to do that. You could just be Italian. You don't have to throw it in every space. You said the same thing twice. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm just looking at his banner right now and I noticed that on March 22nd, he's going to be in Boca Raton. Oh yeah, that's a great club down there. It's even get more than 10 people to show up. Alright, so now we're going to talk about he's got a guest coming up. He's going to talk about his format but in typical Joe Maddory's fashion, he forgot to write down the guest's name so that he would know who the guest is going to be coming up on his

show in a little bit. Caitlin, Caitlin, Caitlin Palufo. Am I saying that right? Am I saying that right? Let's go to the other screen. No, do your research. Caitlin Palufo. Yeah, that's it. Caitlin Palufo. You see your name at the bottom there. Caitlin Palufo is my guest. She's coming on in about 30 minutes from now. So kind of a little bit of a new format for the podcast. Go a little go a little live alone and shoot the shit with you people and read your comments. Do all that and then kind of alone and uh shoot the ****

to the chat. Hey, if you guys want to send me some chats, I could talk about that. He's trying to do crowd work to nobody. No. What happened is he went on miserable company. This is what happens to all these assholes. They see Kevin Brennan raking in super chats, not doing anything, putting zero effort in and people just throwing him money and he just reads it. He's just like, that looks pretty cool. Why don't I Why don't I do that? He's just building to monetization. That's it. Well no, he actually is monetized.

He has no viewers, but he does have like 8,000 subscribers. Crazy day. But what I really want to talk about on today's podcast is something that... It's technically something I'm doing tomorrow, which is I'm going on Kevin Brennan's live podcast, Misery Loves Company, right? He does his on YouTube. He kind of said he might want to start having me on a lot. Uh oh. You become a regular on MLC Joe Batteries? Ooh, good luck with that, my friend. I see how that ends for everybody. Friday. I see how that adds for everybody. So he scheduled me to do it tomorrow and he goes, there's a therapist who's one of his biggest fans who is someone that follows a lot of my shit in the past. And if you know me, you know, there's a lot of shit. If you put my name into YouTube,

you see a lot of shit come up where you're like, Oh, I didn't know that happened with Joe. Oh, I didn't know he did that. I do have to say, when we covered Joe Maddareese, I tried to give some backstory, like the different podcasts he tried and that thing fixing Joe, or he got roasted pretty good by his co-hosts. But I've gotten so many notes from people just like, dude, do you know about this?

Do you know about this? Do you know about this? Joe Maddareese has been a punching bag for a very long time. So I'll give him credit. He's like, if you Google my name, because, you know, he's probably being exposed to a new audience now with MLC. And so he's like, you're going to find some shit.

So he's letting people know it's almost entirely shit. Yes. Oh, what the fuck was that? What the fuck was that? Oh, so you see a lot of that stuff. You see the the the porcelain documentaries Yeah, there's there's three porcelain documentaries about this guy. You gotta do three parts on this guy You see Mike from red bar. Yes red bar hammered him for a very long time Just fucking throwing me into the mix with all these big name people

Hold on a second Joe. I saw that video that you posted where the first thing underneath it was as seen on the Howard Stern show. You had all your credits on there Joe. You're on last comic standing. America's Got Talent, Howard Stern show. And he's just like, and Redbar is making fun of me like I'm a big deal. I don't know where he got that impression. You're the one telling everyone that. And just shitting me and a lot of it I guess is connected to this obsessive compulsive disorder that you know that I have oh no it's another guy suffering from OCD well no wonder you're an idiot you have OCD what are you gonna do I'm terrible because of OCD. What are you gonna do? I'm terrible because of OCD. Well, how convenient? Yeah My OCD makes me never clean my house and do really shitty podcasting. Is that the normal kind of OCD?

So yeah, that's 10% stuttering John. There's definitely 10% Opie in there. Oh, yeah He's got a little bit of those mannerisms for sure peppered into this and being unfunny. Yes. All the time. Yeah. That's part of it. Not listening to your guests. Yeah. And then 10% Sebastian and has made me do certain things and certain things have popped up and these guys they exaggerate. They exaggerate. Sure. They're true. They're all true. But they exaggerate because that's kind of what stand-up comedy is, right? I don't explain what stand-up comedy is. Please Joe the last person be telling me what stand-up comedy is Motherfucker, so he just said his OCD is forced to do all these embarrassing things that people goof on him for Alright, well then we'll stop goofing. I didn't read you'd OCD Joe. I

Have a rule about that. I don't want to goof on anyone who has OCD. I have a disability. Oh, then so the chat's starting up, but he's already brought up MLC. So of course, the chat's asking about Stuttering John, and this is going to get him right in the dabble verse. These right here are fighting words. I hope John doesn't see this. What do we got here? Stuttering John says he is funnier than Bob Levy. I'm There's there's no way. I mean Bob Levy's like a pro comedian has been doing it his whole life also Stuttering John, I mean, I don't I didn't even know he did stand up. Oh

He dabbles. Oh Stand up Uh-oh. He dabbles. Uh-oh. You didn't know if John didn't stand up. He's been doing it for over 20 years, Joe. He's a headliner. How do you not know that? That's not going to be good for him. His material is so good, he never wrote anything else. That's right.

That's how good he is. Didn't have to, yeah. All right, so this is. Yeah, go ahead, Kevin. It almost does feel like Kevin Brennan told him, go say something about stuttering John yeah, let that get back to John Let's build some heat from you, and then I could have both you guys on the show Yelling at each other well

I understand what you're saying, but he literally was just reacting to a chat right there The guy's just like John said that he's a better comic than Levi. Yeah, as he's just like John does company What it's a brilliant listener chatting, poisoning Joe against John. Without him realizing what's going on, obviously. So this literally is turning into MLC. And like I said, he was on MLC a couple of times. He said there's going to be a regular around there.

And he saw there's a winning formula. This is turning into the Kevin Brennan podcast. And I don't want it. That's not what I do. That's not what I do. It's not what I do. But that's what you're doing. Actually, Joe, you don't know what you wanna do. Right, that's the thing.

What do you do? You don't even know what you do. That's not what I do. That's not what I do. I can't do something. I like canned laughter. You can hear it already. Oh, you're so trashing me.

Yeah, I know. You can hear it. All right, coming down the pipe. So finally, we're 30 minutes in. He's got nothing to talk about. There's only a few people in there chatting. And so the guest comes in early, thank God, and he brings in the guest.

Again, this guy needs a producer in the worst way. Well, let's bring in our guest. Really funny, really funny comment, comment, really funny comic and I don't know if I've ever met her. I thought I did and now I'm looking at her on screen. I don't think I did. Let's bring her in and we'll have a good time. It always takes me a second here, Caitlin, as I'm the worst with technology ever.

Now, let's see, I would have thought you were good. There she is! Let's see, can we hear her? Or do I have you on mute? Hello? Can you hear me? I can hear you. Perfect. Let's hope everybody else can hear you. Can you guys hear her well? Spooky Sammy says yes. Perfect. Let's hope everybody else can hear you. Can you guys hear her well? Spooky Sammy says yes. Are you able to see the comments and everything, Caitlin? Do you see that? I cannot see the comments.

Does your Mr. Microphone work? No, I don't see the comments. I saw the one that came up of spooky Sammy. Okay. So we're off to a great start. I don't know if I know her or not. I thought I did, but now that I see her, she doesn't look recognizable. It's almost like you could have emailed her before this and figured all of this out. So it wouldn't be so fucking awkward. But no, instead, he does his famous question. So, Caitlin, we never met, right? We've never met, right? So this is, could only add to the disaster, right? It gets worse. I don't think so. We might have met in passing a long time ago. Um but back then, I had a different haircut. I wasn't wearing makeup. I was a whole other

woman. I was basically a boy. That's what I was. I believe it. Yeah. Why do I feel like you might have been at Gotham one night when I was there doing stand-up? Is that it? That's not a question. Why do I feel like you might have been at Gotham one time? Because I'm there a lot. Yeah, I mean that might be it. I go to Gotham. I love Gotham. What is your stand-up about? All right. Another two terrible question. What is your stand up about? Watch the way she reacts to this. Well, Joe, I do this thing with where I have jokes.

That's what my stand up is about making people laugh. What? What is it about? Yeah, like, are you like a mom or you single? What is it? What does it cover? Like if you had to say this, I thought then I'll remember. I'll be like, oh she's the

This didn't work for him last time Everyone he had Jordan on and he goes yeah Did we met before cuz I thought I was watching your special and I saw another comic who was doing stuff about Evan a truck So I thought maybe that was you but maybe it wasn't like yeah Joe This is not a good way to gauge whether you've met someone before that and it also doesn't fucking matter It doesn't just get doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't. Just get to the fucking point.

Yes. Holy shit. What are you, you're joking about being a mom or you're at your period or something? You're a female comic. Which of the things do you do? Your period or being a mom? Do you? Try asking Leslie Jones that question.

We gotta get Leslie Jones on the Joe battery show. Holy shit. I'm on it. Fireworks. Dear Joe, looks like you need a producer. My name is producer Chris. I was born to do this. All right.

If you thought that was a bad question, this is literally the worst question you could ask. Where did Cardiff go? Cardiff just disappeared. That's the worst question. Oh, I just looked over. I noticed he was gone. This is the worst question that you could ask. Where did Cardiff go? Cardiff just disappeared. That's the worst question. I just looked over and I noticed he was gone. This is the worst question that you could ask and he's not even listening to the answer. How old are you? No. How old am I? You can ask. I'm 37. Thank you. How much do you weigh? Under 30 or over 30?

Thank you. How much do you weigh? Under 30 or over 30? Who? My boyfriend or me? You, you. You under 30 or over 30? Didn't she just answer? I'm over 30. Oh, you look young. Okay. Caitlin Palufo. Thank you. It's those Italian genius. Honestly, I'll take it. Absolutely. I would say so. Gabagool. Come on. Oh, you're speaking his language. Gabagool, come on. Oh, you're speaking his language. Ah, Gabagool, huh? Yeah! And now you're doing my act over here.

Speaking of his act, we didn't really get too much through this 93.7% Italian. Oh, it's gold. Oh, well, let's check it out. That's when you know you're one of those American Italians, right? When they chop the vowel right off the food item. Because they think they're more Italian by doing it. I know those people. It's like a specific area in Jersey, right?

It's like between exit 15E and 15W. They don't say mozzarella. They go, you're going to get the mozzarella? You're going to get, yo, stop. You're getting the mozzarella? I'm like, I'm going to fucking kill both of you. How much better does it sound to say mozzarella? That sounds nice, right? You want to have that.

You're going to get the mozzarella. That sounds like it was in his ass. Yo, I got a little left. You want it? It'd be one thing if he was riffing on a show when he said that But he wrote this down and has tried it out in other clubs And thinks this is good material. Mozzarella sounds like it was in your ass Why? What does that sound like to you?

A dingleberry? What do you mean? It does not sound like butt plug No, it doesn't sound like anything that's in your ass I don't know what he's Random shit like talking about funny bot Yeah, right. I wouldn't fuck Oprah with Tom Cruise's whatever So fuck it's stupid. I can't hear the word

Gabagool without thinking of the best Halloween costume of 2023. It's just a sheet ghost, but it looks like Salami and it's the gabagool I didn't see that. It's so great. That's the one night only funny thing. That's the one that you coke. Sorry That's a callback so you were mentioning Because I Videos up for YouTube So people don't know the context of it just seems like I'm an idiot seems to me like you're an expert mark Thank you. That's why I do that any I'm very conscious of what I do with the show And I got it up all right that makes sense to me now why you would do that to me when you say that

It's like you have to explain comedy to your audience. Like the whole audience is made up of all Joe Manarises. See, this is how comedy works, Joe. So, Sebastian Metaskalko, you brought him up. You think that Joe is looking at that success and going, oh, I need to do that too. I haven't seen all of Sebastian's material. Does he ever talk about exit 82 in Jersey? Is that one of the punch lines that he has?

Feel like that'd be a little regional, right? Probably wouldn't be able to do arenas around the country with that type of humor. So look, come on, it's good, don't let it go to waste. That's what an Italian would say, come on, it's a sin. It's a sin. You gotta have it, it's a sin. You're not getting it, it's a sin, Joe.

All right, if you don't wanna listen to these jokes, and I understand why you wouldn't, focus on the person losing their mind in the audience that's obviously not in the audience. It's a little luggie. People are still laughing at that? Someone was clapping? This is not happening in this room. He's losing his shit over the joke. This is, none of this is happening. No. You know what I found out when I was older?

That I was getting pissed at people cutting the vowel off the Italian food item because my last name had it done to it. That's what I realized because I grew up, I'm Joe Matariz with an E at the end, but you grow up in America, You're Joe Mattariz I visited Italy on my honeymoon for the first time in my life I go into this restaurant in the Amalfi Coast in my positano Beautiful beautiful right place is awesome. I go I gotta come back here with my new wife, right? I just love you know my I need reservations tonight

Seven o'clock to please for matter Reese true shit The guy looks at me and goes no no no You ever have this happen? He goes no, no, no, no matter a city says you ever been told you were saying your own name That's a punchline didn't sneak up on anyone, huh? Holy shit. I took two minutes to get to two minutes to explain okay well I think it's still gonna guy watch this yeah I tell ya I might go better ease when I go to the Olive Garden I'm Joe mattress that Hey! Head launched in the air. That didn't happen. But as he was describing earlier, it's all about exaggeration.

Stand up comedy. And instantly I went, fuck, that's way better. I blew it. I blew it. They're my letters, right? I didn't have to be Joe Matariz. That was like 45 seconds of something that I knew it where he was going immediately. And he had to explain what town it was in.

I think that's another thing too, where it's like people come to the show because they're like, want to talk about Italy and Italians. It was just like, yeah, so anyway, I'm in Italy in this town called Blink. And they're like, whoa, I've heard of that. Because it's shit. I didn't have to be Joe Matariz. Think about it. You can make your name whatever it is, right? I could have lived the life.

You can make your name whatever it is. I could have been Josep Matariz. And you still can. Holy shit, right? Everything's better, right? I get laid by what? Fourth grade latest? To who?

Another fourth grader? Who are you fucking in this joke? Who's specific and what pre-pubescent girl are you fucking in this joke? That's why he was asking Caitlin her age. He was like, you look young. You look young. Under 30. I would have got laid in fourth grade. Time out, sir. Giuseppe Mataresi is a legend. Girls are talking about me at every high school reunion.

Did you hear what Giuseppe Mataresi said? Yeah! Yeah, but think about what it would do to your theme song though, Joe. I mean, it would a fuck what your name is Joe maddery's he was in a pussy slump till his mid-twenties You know who's coming here long after that Son of aug is funnier than this fucking guy That the audience is sweeten yes for sure totally yes, this can't be what anybody laughing at this No, like they can't be this is so stupid. I heard someone say peas and carrots By members only jackets

Can I do maybe I'm gonna trans am then the fuck me no all you needed was just happy mother Imagine him in the trans am driving Who is that? He's still doing this premise Shouldn't be a Ferrari. I did like parachute pants and then the audience goes whoa It should be an iRock or a Ferrari drive around the volume wouldn't matter that my teatops leaked and all the I use the water, but it ain't right, it's done, it's done. How you doing, doll? Oh man.

You're fun, you're fun. Oh, you're not. Go fuck yourself. What the fuck? He's an Italian chadzumach. Looks like a comedian Chad Zuma. Yes, like a comedian sounds like comedian Not a comedian comedian at all. Could you imagine if my name was different? I would have been so much cooler Am I right? Yeah, now let me do three to half minutes on that premise Yeah, missy be I know the the fixing Joe podcast Where already Anthony and Jim destroyed Joe batteries on his own show we should probably talk about that at some point Why are you laughing did a fantastic breakdown of that?

Blind mic which is why I haven't done that but it might be worth checking out because it's really funny How embarrassing it is for Joe matter is who thinks he's putting on the show. Okay guys is my show right? Yeah, we're all friends Plug for why are you laughing check it out? Yes, why are you laughing is great? All right? I don't know where Cardiff went He's deserted the family. Oh, goodbye Good like it, but that's okay because Annie is here. Hey, what's happening? Hello. And I saw you reacting a little bit during the Patrick Michael segment tonight.

Are you familiar with this new show that he's doing? I'm not familiar. I saw it come across the feed and I listened to the first couple minutes and I wasn't immediately repulsed. I was like, oh, okay. All right. You know what? Actually I'm going to keep this in my downloads and I'll, I'll listen to it when I get to it.

The guy's figuring it out a little bit, but he's still good. He came in with good energy. Yeah. He came in for parody at some energy. A couple of brain farts in there, but it's getting better. That's why he's in now rooting for him. Yeah, we all are for sure. All right. Well, Cardiff isn't here, but that doesn't mean we can't play. Who said it's coming back, everybody? Yeah. Yeah. It's been a while. So we played this game. All right. Welcome to who said it. Do we know who I'm hope? Well, I was going to ask Cardiff this because I'll tell us. So I want to know going in what our right choices are no Banfield still in the mix Oh, hopefully he'll tell us here. Let's say okay the official podcast game on W ATP

brought to you by patreon.com slash Cardiff electric and the Cardiff electric YouTube channel subscribe today And it's one of his voices and the Cardiff Electric YouTube channel. Subscribe today. Is that his old voice? Okay, Carl, and co-host. It's one of his voices. Who said it? It's Dr. Steve. He never told us. He never told us who the choices are.

And I don't know where he went. Okay. Well, Carl, you have to figure out who said it. Yeah, all right. So it could be anybody. We know Stuttering John. We know Patty Seacup's OP. Who else Stuttering John. We know Patty Seacops, OP. Mm hmm. Who else? Tom Myers. Tom Myers definitely

would be in the mix. Jerry was those four. Jerry used to be and then he brought in another person too. Who else did he bring in recently? Well, for a second Ash was in there but probably not. Probably not Ash. I would imagine. Maybe Zumok? Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah ock. Oh, yeah Let's see Our first entry Who said it? I?

Think you have way too many sheep Kate me you wanna see like okay, so he's showing us the images of who we have to choose from so it's Tom Meyers Jerry Banfield Chad zoom ox Suthering John Kate Meany and obi It's an anorexic Jerry Banfield in a swollen Did you guys see really good images Did you guys see the photoshop of Kate Meany as Jay Wathow because people were making fun of her chin? No, but I'm gonna have somebody send me to me after this. Yes. To Chinjaina. I think you have way too many sheep. When we see like sheep in New Zealand, we think, oh my god, how amazing

is that? All right, well I have a guess immediately that sounds like an Opie to me That sounds like Opie. Yeah, that sounds like something that Opie would say. What do you think Lucy? I also think it's Opie. I was really gonna try to pick Kate Meany for everything but no, that's Opie. I think that's Opie, Andy Hmm. I'll go Jerry Banfield just to be different. Banfield, alright. Annie? I'm going to go Stuttering John. Stuttering John.

Wow, you were already writing down everyone's answers over there. What do you think, producer? Well, yeah, because people were answering, so that's what you do. It's like a callback. I wrote down Jerry Banfield. Alright. Call back I wrote down Jerry Banfield all right one two three

And I think you have I think you have way too many sheep. Yes when we see like sheep in New Zealand We think oh my God how amazing is that but then I hear that there's way too many sheep And they don't know what to do with the damn sheep in New Zealand So they're not amazing I'm sorry for whatever reason that was too easy that's always something OPI would say I think is interesting yeah yeah oh a butterfly especially the oh my god in there

our next entry who said it? always question everything, everything. Don't just, you know, don't just let it be served to you. Question why who said it? All right. Again, I immediately sounded like a Chad Zoom back to me because Chad's always saying like the narrative is false. The false narrative

was like I was like all the time why you like about me so I'm gonna go zoom back what do you think Lucy I'm gonna do Banfield you think Banfield yeah okay you can talk into the microphone show too if you want gross Andy what do you think I think Jerry too yeah I mean, he's not talking about crypto. All right, Annie What do you think? I thought Chad but I'm gonna say John Okay, Annie's going to turn John and do you have some weird technique that you're using over there? Annie like you're going against your own thoughts on this producer Chris. I went Banfield. All right, we got a couple Banfields couple Z man's One two Three Alright, we got a couple of band fields, couple Z-Mans. One, two, three.

Always question everything. Everything, don't just, you know, don't just let it be served to you, question why. Whatever that case may be, whether it's your, you know, your politicians, your local, you know You know whoever just always question it someone I got my head on a swivel Darren Carter. I don't trust anybody I don't know that's a good way to live Our next entry I'm fucking good at this game. I'm glad this game is back All right, let's see what I'm gonna get right next

Queue up the victory lap Really, I'm fun to play with. I retire this game after this. Fuck this shit. We are all on the same team here. We are all pro America. Who said? OK. Fuck that. That one, I do not know. I'm having a real hard time with that one. Oh, wow. Okay Fuck

That one I do not know. I'm having a real hard time with that one. I think I'm going to go Banfield oh I don't even like my answer. I'm going Banfield. Lucy. What do you like? I'm gonna go Kate Meany. Kate Meany? All right, Andy Come back I wanted to say Tom Myers, but he's not there he doesn't think America's on the same team Yeah, definitely hate America Chad Zuma all right all right Annie not gonna be right I'm gonna go stuttering John again All right and producer Chris Kate Meany all All right. We had two meanies out there

one two three We're all on the same team here. We are all We are all anti Trump ism And we all think I I mean, stop it. I mean, YouTube, stop it. I already emailed you and told you this. So stop it already. This is a progressive show. Go after shows that are about hate. This is about love and accurate information and reporting the truth and nothing. We are

not misleading anybody. So it youtube i'm telling you stop you'll hear from my lawyer idiot our next entry so stupid who said it i would never trust a five-year-old to what a good song is because like when we're five the songs we like Like when we're five, the songs we like are shit. Who said it? Okay. Um, I am going to go, uh, you know what? I was going to say Kate Meany, but it's actually too interesting. It's too good of a take for Kate Meany to even say that.

So I guess I have to go with Opie. Ah, I don't like that one either. I'm going Opie, what do you think? I'm going back to Kate Meany. Kate Meany, all right, Andy? Yeah, I'm gonna go Kate Meany. Okay, what do you think, Annie? I'm gonna go with the unclean sweep

and just pick John again. All right, and producer Chris? Zumach. All right. One, two, three. I would never trust a five year old to know what a good song is. Because like when we're five, the songs we like are shit. I should trust my instincts on this game.

The wrong people got on that plane. I was thinking that one but I wasn't going to say it. I wasn't gonna say it. Oh, yeah. We hope that DeSantis is campaign goes down like that plane. Right? That's right. No, that that was a preview. They wrote him that song and if he wins, they're gonna write him one called give me three steps.

Mr. toward fascism. in one called, Give me three steps, Mr. Toward Fascism. Oh, Walter, that's that's the one of the day. That's the one of the week. Now, you know who said it brought to you by Subreddit Surfing Live Saturday, March the ninth. Comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York. Get your tickets now at CarlsonComedy.com. Sit, Eugene, sit.

Good dog. All right. What are the final results there, producer Chris? Do you have your victory lab ready? I might. Yeah. What's going on? Well, you got two. Lucy got one.

Okay. And he got one. Okay. Cardiff got one. Very good. Well, thank you all for playing along at home. That's always a fun show. Guys, what have we done today? We've done it all. We've done it all, Andy. That's correct. We talked about TV review podcasts. I came in with Star Strike talking about G5 of My

Little Pony, one that the bronies are not too happy about. And uh and you came in. Everybody loves Tom. Everybody loves Tom. And then we had Lucy. Let's watch TV. Let's watch TV from Lucy and then what else did we have? We had the anal princess talking about eating excrement which is always fun We found out the Slytherin John's been lying for a long time on the internet. He was called out about that, too He's like wallets Twitter We had a great song from at the editor

We had a puke water is back with a brand new show the thing I didn't talk about during that segment is the show that was taken off of Spotify, and I don't even know why he's very upset about He lost I think free water is gone right is that the one Annie that he lost do you know yeah for whatever reason? It is up on other places though So like if you really wanted to he could go on various websites and pull the whole archive and put it on a hard drive or whatever. Exactly. Um, but yeah, it is out there. If you still want free water, it's out there in some places. Very good. So we talked about that. We talked about Joe Manderice. He's doing this new

Yes, we have a schedule to be on the show this weekend coming up. Royce won't be able to make it unfortunately, but when I was on ROTC last week, we started talking about Brendan Schaub and they weren't aware of Brendan Schaub's new show called Toontown, which all about cars and modifying cars. T-U-N-E, Toontown. And Brendan Schaub knows nothing about these things. But I don't know. Or comedy. Oh yeah, I don't know anything about that. Or anything.

So we'll probably dive into some Brendan Schaub stuff with Mersh. That's gonna be a good time. Looking forward to that. So please tune in. Of course, watplive.com is where you want to go to get your tickets for our show in Largo, Florida, March 22nd. And we will be in Las Vegas, May 31st through June 2nd. And that's hackamania.com to find out more information and get your tickets tickets about that Andy is here courtesy of the all apologies podcast. Oh, hello Yeah, I can not bring up the March 9th subreddit surfing live featuring the all apologies podcast and we're gonna have Chris and Carl and Cardiff is gonna be there but then we just feature kindy's gonna be there. He going to be there. But then we just feature. Kindy is going to be there. Indy is going to be there.

Don't forget that. So he's going to be in studio that kid. He sells tickets. Episode 500. That's a ticket. And yeah, I'm all apologies. We covered Oprah Winfrey, but it's more moat comedian Monique, how she hates Oprah Winfrey.

Oh, nice. So their rivalry has been going on for like 15 years. So it was a lot to cover. Nice. It was a good episode. So please check out all apologies dot com for all things. Apology tours. Very good. And Lucy Typebox, you're busy on your YouTube channel over there. Yeah, I do.

The movie reviews of the things on my YouTube channel once over with Kaylee, which is C-A-Y-L-E-Y. And you can check out what I think about movies. Coming up soon, I'm working with Tony from Hack the Movies on Dumb and Dumber 2. Isn't that Dumber and Dumber? No, that's the prequel. I'm doing the sequel. OK, baby. It's going to be great. And then also, I never understood Dumb and Dumber. I know everyone loves that movie. I it's not funny to me in any single way. Am I crazy?

All right. It's funny. Is it? OK. First, I think it's funny. I like Dumb and Dumber, too. All right. Whatever. No, no. Most people do. I'm in the minority on this one. It's just not for you. That's fine And then you smart for that shit. I'm gonna be doing never cry wolf also Yeah, that was exciting for everybody everybody care everybody that knows that everybody got very quiet Thank you

Get confident Quiet yeah, oh Thank you Get confidence Good show for fuck's sake check it out Dylan from somewhere says no one likes dumb and dumber Yeah, and dumb and dumber or sucks dumb and dumber two. That's where they recast it with their Yeah did the prequel Annie what do you got going on? Well dylan from somewhere since you bring it up and I we do a podcast called What is this game where we talk about and review games that we like? We're working on the game for our next episode and you can find it on youtube.com

At w i t g s very good for our next episode and you can find it on youtube.com slash at WITGS. Very good. Catherine as a perfect question, one that I should have addressed a long time ago. Carl, love you question. Do we vote for the best worst podcast or the worst worst podcast? This is a very good question because I have to say that Lucy one bringing in the most boring bore fest of a show that we could do anything with It's like well that is the worst pockets, but yeah, but that's not really what we're trying to do here on the show Yeah, it's my niche whoever brings in the most entertaining presentation of their podcast It's how I would I'm never gonna win ever again

Working out for me. I mean you can make it more interesting you do entertain in other ways You can make it more interesting. You do entertain in other ways. Good, good. Everybody keep watching. I brought Lana Rhodes. I had like four podcasts and a saga of a story, and I couldn't win with that. I know.

I thought that was a great presentation. I loved that. I thought it was good. I learned a lot. The audience didn't. Yeah. The audience hates everything I bring. I've been researching her since then.

That's how much I enjoyed your presentation. You can't stop researching. We're researching her before that. That's how much I enjoyed your presentation. I think I researched enough today. Missy B says what sequel is ever funnier than the original Caddyshack 2? Obviously. Oh, airplane 2. Obviously. The whiskers. And Piper Strings back. The whiskers. the list goes on. Alright, so yeah, get over to Patreon and vote for who you thought brought the funniest worst podcast with the best presentation, best presentation of a bad podcast in the TV review category. And we'll listen to some voicemails, read some reviews in a minute,

but please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everypony. Starting in the mush pits of morning radio. Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Great job, everyone. And do we have any new reviews? Yeah, we got a couple, but I'm just going read the one but before we do I'm just gonna say it since nobody else will I like your hair Carl It's funny you say that because my wife

Like I kind of like that We're chopping it off as soon as possible I'm glad you hate it, but you know it doesn't look terrible I love the photoshopped it'll come out We're talking about that before the show The one I did uncle Rico Sunday night until like 12 30 in the morning And we were showing some of the photoshopped come up with funny names for my boy band Where I'm photoshopped with in sync there was one of the discord that we were just looking at before we started the show That's very funny where I posted a photo of all the fucking die shit my hair yeah while I was processing as they say and

Somebody put me on the cover of a bukkake film She's very funny. They put you on the cover. You weren't already there. No. I'm not actually in that movie Maybe you misunderstood what Photoshop Photo enhance What is the time frame on how long you're supposed to be sporting this I didn't we didn't establish that Isn't it gone already well? I made my wife go into the salon of their day off already She's a she's very busy. It's not like she's just like curl. Just come in every day. We'll fucking do your fucking hair She's a she's very busy. It's not like she's just like curl just come in every day. We'll fucking do your fucking hair

She's other clients Anyway, we have not specified how long it needs to be in my hair. I'm sure it'll be gone before Largo Alright You got a review for us there Annie? Yep, I got one from Benny Bigtime on February 19th, 2024. Always remember, the cigarette smoking man, they, the Buffalo Bills, will never win the Super Bowl as long as I'm alive, the cigarette smoking man. Well, he's not going to live that long if he's smoking cigarettes.

So, I like our chances. Is that a five-star review? Yeah. All right. Now you said there's another one you don't want to read. Why is that? Just because they're coming in pretty slowly. So, you know, if I read it, then, you know, Saturday, you know, wrong answer.

All right. Thank you. I know you can open up one present now. I don't feel like it's Christmas Eve over here. All right. Fair enough. Let's check out some voicemails starting with Paulie from Dirty Jersey. He's been doing his own show on our voicemail line. Who are these marketers? Good idea. Hi, Carl. It's Paulie in Dirty Jersey. Who are these marketers?

WATN. Only on the Carl Network. Why is that eight-year-old kissing the window with chapstick on? Is that training for future blowjobs? What is that? Now that Lume deodorant bitch again, here's a new one out there that I had to address. If you smell that smell anywhere, what other part of your body smells like a twat? Look ladies, if your 50 year old con smells like a two week old flounder that's been in the backseat of a Buick and Phoenix in July, put a long sprinkler in it. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. I don't know who Christian Blatt is,

but I'm down. Oh, that's funny. Um, I know that commercial. I don't know where I've seen him. I've seen it a lot lately where the world was just like, this can go on any part of your body, any part that smells, any part. We got it. We got it. It's not subtle in any single way, ma'am. We were to say what you're saying. When I was a little kid, they had that commercial on the PSA Where the little kids like I was wrestling with my uncle and suddenly it changed it felt icky and I had no idea I wasn't bossing as a kid or at least I blocked it out So I had no idea what the fuck you're like I wrestled my uncle's all the time It always ends up great

I never do you guys know the curse I'm talking about yeah, I never understood what that fucking meant when I was that age But it was I sure talked to it It's getting ridiculous The great sea moose is calling in a hoi hoi great team is here You know ever since hearing what Lucy believes she's worth and deserves, I feel a lot more confident now. And I may be just the sort of mediocrity you're looking for Lucy. So looking forward to our date. Call me back. All right. Yes. We got to get on this because the date's going to happen in Largo, Florida. So it's on my to-do list. I got to reach out to all the people who are in this contest,

figure out a time that we can have a dating game show so that the contestants can go through the process of winning the date with Lucy Typebox. Of course. I'm counting down the days. Of course, it's gonna be totally up to you who you choose. And we're gonna keep the contestants anonymous. Okay.

Because I know that you have a thing for Banpregnus guy and I want you to just automatically pick him. Okay, I will. We'll be changing their voices so they all Know Anyway, we'll get that. We'll get part of that. Hey, Carl, Gary in San Diego. Well, on your recent podcast, you said, looks like John's going to get evicted. He's stupid.

No, he's smart. That's his plan to get evicted. He's not going to make payments for his rent in March, April, May, and then they'll finally evict him by June or July. By then he'll be in Florida. So he's because he's saving $1,500 every time he doesn't pay rent. He's a smart guy. Does he care about his credit?

It's already shitty. So he doesn't care how low his FICO score goes. He's a smart guy. He's as smart as everybody. Anyway, rock and roll off. But I thought his pension covered the- Yeah, it's basically free because his pension covered- Yeah, it's free.

I think Gary might be out of something here. Oh yeah. John does this all the time. He didn't pay his child support. He didn't pay the mortgage on his house when he was selling the house. So now he's getting these eviction notices notices not eviction notices, but they're complaining So he's just gonna be like well, I just won't pay rent anymore. You want to kick me out. Good luck

I I have a feeling he is gonna do that. He's a scumbag Scumbags I seem like a squatters rights type guy for sure Joe matter ease calling into the show Hey Carl, it's Joe for sure. Joe Mada Reese calling into the show. Hey, Carl, it's Joe Mada Reese or as my Italian friends call me, Joey Mada Reese. Say, you know what I was thinking would be cool if you uh told us a little bit, maybe came on my show and told us a little bit about uh what it's like to be German.

You're about like your mom's Sunday schnitzel. You know, sounds like you're from Hamburg. What that's like when you visit Hamburg. Leave the goose stepping out. You know, nothing like that. All right, I gotta go. I don't know. Left coast visiting. We're gonna go get got to be your back. We gravy and all the good stuff. Oh my gosh. I will talk about sour Broughton for hours. This is gonna be so exciting. No one who speaks German can be an evil man. All right. Joe better ease called it another time. Hey, hey, Carl, this is Joe matter East. I just heard you talking

about me on the podcast and Well, it got me thinking Well for one is Chris Italian Got me thinking that but also that you know Keep talking about my podcast like that It's gonna boil my Italian blood and I might break you in half like a biscotti if you know what I'm saying. Maybe me and the Stallone brothers come to your house and rough you up a bit, you know, ol' Gabbagool, you know. But anyways, I was just wondering if you wanted to have an all-Italian

episode of your podcast you could invite me on and we could go over you know the old country the Sopranos I can do some impressions I got a really good Tony Soprano I can do for the podcast. He's a friend. Just give me a shout on my wife's cell phone. I'm currently out of a phone right now so So if you want to just give her a shout, don't call the hospital there. Just leave her a page that somebody wants Joe. So yeah, thanks Carl. Just give me a shout back there. Maybe I can be on your podcast.

Okay, bye bye. So I did call him back and we do have a show called The Axis Powers in the Making. We're gonna team up back and we do have a show called the access powers in the making we're gonna It's gonna be a really good show Don't forget the segment where you talk about which one of your cousins knows John Gotti your mafia connection Of course, but the connection is always a big part of it. I'm sure about that Joe manor he says listen to the show. He's new to the show He didn't realize that we have a 45 second rule on the voicemails. So Joe, I know you're listening 45 seconds. That's all we ask

over here. You know, who does know that rule is Paco. Yeah. What's up? Carl? This is Paco. I've been watching your shows lately. You know what? I like them. The good shows. Thank you. But you need naps. You know what I'm saying? You need more naps. All right. Yeah. Yeah, motherfucker. I saw that part. You know what I'm saying? I thought he got you pretty good, but yeah, whatever.

I don't know what the fuck I'm saying. I'll see y'all later. You know, shout out to Croge. Shout out to Croge. Paco, call back again. Yo, what's up, Carl? This is Paco. I was just watching the show and you know, I was just watching the show and you know, All right, shout out to Krause. Paco called back again. Yo, what's up, Carl? This is Paco.

I was just watching the show and, you know, when you got the clips up of Sutterie John, you know that part? This fool got the Karen haircut. Yeah, it's weird. Ah, dude, this fool got the Karen haircut. It's like a Karen fool. Oh man. Shout out to Big Bad Tooks. Alright.

Yeah, John's fun to make fun of. There's no doubt about that. It never gets old. Hey Carl, a couple things. Number one, I gotta stop blacking out and calling in. I can't imagine how bad my voicemails are that you don't play. And number two, from New Jersey, Ken confirmed we like the Misfits.

All right, peace. What is with the Misfits in New Jersey thing? Even Kindi, who I would assume, I mean, she's a horrible person in every way, I assume she likes good music. She likes the Misfits. You ever listen to the Misfits on purpose Lucy? No, never. Okay. Good answer. Good answer Man or Matt Colin What's up, Carl? Man or Matt? I just listened to the most recent episode and

Tukey got a word about him. He sounds like he's starting to turn into like brother wheeze with that gravelly Resty voice all that AC shit We we need them. We need to keep you got to protect the two key to two to two key world order TWO Yeah, took he was a trooper for even coming out this show he was his voice was shocked When he did that What point he wasn't moving his mouth? He's a ventral quiz

So Carl I've heard you talk about this before with your uh, your ads that you have playing in your podcast or I can't remember what the fuck word you said is that you used to describe how their ads that are related to me and like things that I'm googling and shit like that. Do I sound like I speak fucking Spanish? I've had like 13 ads with fucking people talking about McDonald's in Spanish. I'm not even fucking Mexican. Well, that's your credit score. I don't know what they're using to target you.

All right, last one here. And this is for Lucy. Hey, Richard. It's Mr. 138 again. Just wanted to let Lucy know, pretty average in the dick meat department. But even though I can't touch the bottom, I always beat the shit out of the sides. Also, I have a Dick Masterson six-figure salary and I own my own home. Wow. The only problem is you might have to fight my wife if you want to win the

date Mr. 138 contest. He is a figure competitor but I like your chances and I have the kiddie pool and KY ready. Also, that's the IQ test. The only general knowledge type thing that is on there is the vocabulary section. Other than that, no trivia. Nothing like that. Call me back. I'm glad people are explaining this because that one person in our subreddit was convinced that there's all these general trivia questions in an IQ test. John was convinced of that.

Right, maybe that was John in there. Anyway, because it wouldn't make sense to do it that way. That's not intelligence. I mean like shitty online ones, really. Yeah. Right. That's not how you measure intelligence. That doesn't make any sense, Rick!

Can we go back for like two seconds? I am interested in that penis. Oh yeah, the one that demolishes the sides. I'm interested. Well, we'll drill for oil, but I hope the oil's not too deep because it's shaped like a tuna can. All right, well that sounds fun. Guys, thanks so much for hanging out. Everyone is watching the show

and listening on Discord. We appreciate you. Thanks for stopping by who are these .com. That's where you want to go to get more information and links and stuff. Okay, bye. Annie bye. Bye.

Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Have a good week. Ah, Carl, I love you. Bye. Bye. A plane has hit. I rewatch it, Carly.

Boom. Fuck his mom. Boom. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. I gotta go. Goodbye. Boom. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. I gotta go. Goodbye.

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