Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep496 - Brendan Schaub - Tune Town, Golden Hour, TFATK

Episode Date: February 25, 2024

This week we're doing a deep dive into the world of Brendan Schaub. We check out the latest episodes of Tune Town, The Golden Hour, and the Fighter and the Kid. Tune Town is a weird, highly produced show about cars because that’s Brendan’s new hobby. He’s a gearhead who doesn’t know anything about cars. Of course the Golden Hour is always a brutal watch as Erik Griffin and Chris D’Elia both pretend to be interesting. And finally TFATK did their first ever live show in Austin and it was embarrassing. Where’s their friend Joe Rogan? Doesn’t he live there? Mersh from Revenge of the Cis joins the show to help promote our live show coming up on March 22nd. He’s well-versed in the Schaubverse but he didn’t realize that Tom Myers has a weekly podcast so we dig into some great political commentary from the King himself. Then we watch Joe Matarese do a podcast for 9 people (literally) and his latest appearance on MLC where KB continues to try to convince people I should be embarrassed by the mandolin video. Also, Stuttering John gets tricked by reddit yet again, we try to catch an alien, and Maribeth Rosie joins us for reviews and your voicemails. Tickets to the live show in Florida on March 22nd! – http://watplive.com Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ https://revengeofthecis.com/ https://onlyfans.com/maribethrosie Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Cause he's a gear head now. Yeah, that's his new thing. He's pivoting. That's his new thing, but he's not a gear head. He just likes driving fast cars or expensive cars. He doesn't know anything about them at all. But he does a show about it. Yeah, it's like Jay Leno at least knows about his cars.

Yeah, until you burn your face off. I don't want you telling me about your fast car. Stupid. There's an episode that he put out. It's highly produced. You could tell he wanted this to be a TV show, probably wasn't picked up, whatever the deal is. This is an episode he put out a month ago.

It has less than 7,000 views. By Shob Numbers, I'd say that's not great. Doesn't seem like it's gonna catch on and I don't know. Maybe it's not working for it. Let's see. Let's see the intro to this video. What's up guys? Today I'm here at Willow Springs. It is one of the top racetracks in all the land and I want to learn how to drift. So I sent out the bat signal to one of the very best drifters and he is a badass. It's Andy Hately.

Well, what's up guys? And he's teaching me how to drift. Yeah, he looks like a badass. Oh good. Andy Hately's on the show. Well, what's up guys? And he's teaching me how to drift. Yeah. He looks like a badass Oh good. Andy Haley's on the show. Oh, thank god for that So it's highly produced how long before these two have a falling out? You could tell That the production value this is costing a few bucks You know, you got the drone there that's doing the overhead shot of the race track. You got the little teaser clip that's going through and you got to love Brendan Schaub.

He's so hip. He put out the bass signal. Yeah. And you got all that generic reality TV rock music beds too. Yep. Yeah. I was trying to figure out what style this is. There's a certain like TV network or something that all the shows look like this.

You know who nailed it was Shane Gillis when he did the grill sergeant. I've never seen that sketch. Oh, it's it's basically Guy Fieri. But if he was a Vietnam vet and kept having flashbacks, but they did the same kind of hokey production value to wear the generic rock and cut into the car and show in the burger, you know, like you're right. There's that there's that style. Yeah. This would have been huge like 15 years ago, I think. Yeah, I think so. This is coming gone. Yeah. It's every Kroll show sketch. Yeah, that's right. Right. Because it does the slow pull out where it's just like, Hey,

I'm Brendan Schaumann just talking to the microphone. But guess what? I also have a buddy here. Hey, it's Andy. What's going on? Exactly. So let's let's check it out for those of us who aren't in the drift world, as he says. That thing is so fast, man. Yeah, yeah, we're putting another 200 horsepower in it this year. We're at like 750 ish right now. We're going to be up around a thousand next year with the new Magnuson. Yeah, that's so cool, man. Check this out. So for those of you not in the drift world, Andy's changes tires out right now

After every single run they have to swap the tires out about a minute of fun and he gets which tires out Every single time. Yeah, it probably burns a lot of rubber. I would imagine I'm not even at the drift world and that didn't surprise me at all. I Like that he's complaining of already. It's his first day on the job and he's like, oh, I keep changing these tires. Like, all right, doesn't sound like you like this then. Well, he's not even doing it. The fucking driver's doing it.

Like, come on, I want to get in the car now. But we got to change the tires out for his friend. Give it a minute. He has to try to sell every aspect of this, because this wasn't an exciting day. But they had to make a video out of it. So even him putting on a helmet They have to try to turn that into I think a comedy bit. Yeah, I noticed Apparently gotta wear a helmet during these things

You see the tortellini air Oh Love Dad what's up, Dan? What's up, Dan? There's no way to look cool in a helmet. Man, he's so good at riffing. I know. You know, he just, he put it on and it was like funny when he's like, what's up, Dan? I like where he goes back and forth between self-deprecation and being the thick boy that he is. He's just like, yeah, don't I look like a dork look at dork guys I mean not really but I do though right you mentioned at the top that he's not a gearhead right and I didn't know that when I Was watching this episode okay, but it dawned on me maybe three minutes in it became apparent that he's got nothing nothing to this Yeah, well even just like showing the engine like yeah, we're gonna put 200 more horsepower. He's like nice. Yeah

to put 200 more horsepower. He's like, nice. Yeah. That's gonna be fun. I don't know about you. Monique that thing. Nothing. Just like cool. All right. So shiny. Is that where the oil goes right? Pretty good. Wiper fluid. That's also when he's not repeating what people are saying as they're saying it. He has echolasia, which is which is an actual mental disorder.

Albert Barice had it from The Sopranos when they'd be like, yeah, could you believe that guy? Didn't even show up with an envelope? I know. Could you believe that guy? Didn't even show up with an envelope? There's people that have that disorder and Brendan has it, but he does it while you're saying it, which is even more enraging. He's literally like, yeah, we're going to go get the tires.. I'm gonna get the tires on the car. Get the papers. Get the papers. Yeah, can I say it? Well, and we're gonna see more of that, especially in the golden hour, because he's trying to hang with the boys on that show. So it's constantly like Tourette's almost. What's the word you use though, just now because I you echol. I like echolation. Yeah, it's echolasia or something like that. It's literally, yeah, it's something, they have it in the thing. Yeah.

So I just wanna point out to Brendan that wearing that helmet is not why people make fun of you. So don't worry about that. So now we have to build up the drama. I got kids. Imagine this how I go. They call, he was what what he's drifting in a BMW Tell my kids I was doing something cool, right? If I go just be like, oh, he's racing man

He's in first and you're seeing that forward verse for I move it's like that. So he thinks this is cool That's why he's making this video about drifting He's like you made how embarrassing would be if I died in this super fast race car while we were drifting I Imagine how embarrassing it'd be if I died in this super fast race car while we were drifting I want to tell my kids I was do something cool. Like I was a Hamas paraglider going into a music festival Don't tell him I was drifting out to you to don't tell him I was drifting in expensive cars Yeah, I'll embarrassing and you know that he's just saying that to be like, I mean, this is pretty fucking cool though Right guys tell him I was murdered in prison due to my sex offender status, you know make up something cool Me and Brian Cailin gate rape that girl back in 1999.

All right, so he is still trying to make thick boy. If you don't know what thick boy is, that's his clothing brand. He's still trying to make that a thing. I have an empty bottle of thick boy of tiger thick whiskey at the house. Oh yeah, A fan sent us a bottle of that whiskey. It's terrible. I finished it because one day I just didn't have booze. Yeah. You know, it was one of those bottles. I'm like, well, this is here, whatever. I'm not going to go buy a bottle of whiskey,

but it was not great. It was having a bad scope. Yeah. Yeah, we don't have a problem, obviously. Who said Thick Boys can't drift? I fit pretty good too, I got leg room. Yeah, who said Thicke Boys can't drift? I wonder if he wrote that ahead of time or if the producer told him to say that. Or if he just said it off the dome.

Yeah, just off the dome. The only person I know who owns a Thicke Boy hat is my buddy Blind Mike Eerie and he does it as a goof. Yeah, I was going to say Blind Mike owes one, and he does it as a goof. Yeah, I was gonna say blind Mike goes one. It's obviously as a fucking goof. But let's check out the ThiccBoy website because when he said that, I'm like, hey, what's going on with ThiccBoy apparel? It's just the Tampa Bay logo. Okay, yeah, that's me.

That's legally actionable. You know, it's funny to say that, Merch, because I've been doing shows with Mike for a couple of years now, and he'd wear that hat or he'd wear his Yankees hat, and until he that it was a thick boy had no idea yeah how could you know oh okay that looks like that looks dangerously close to Tampa Bay's logo but what I love about this is that he actually models his own hats on course he does of course so if you roll over some of these clothes you see him make

it face it up glasses on for this one glasses off for that one but my favorite thing that I noticed when I went to this website is that he's got a bunch of things that are sold out thick boy mystery long sleeve yeah it's just a question mark it's yeah now this is not even a worse logo it's just a question mark but it's sold out how the fuck does a long sleeve shirt get so this isn't microchips during COVID just fucking print up another one if someone orders it. Maybe we never printed them. It's a mystery Wait, so is he having like stock made because like I mean like top lobster does our shirts He just you know prints them when you need them. Yeah. Yeah, I mean right I mean everything is you can just print one off if you need to but look

He's got like his chubby boy. Dad hat is sold out the thick boy mystery shorts. Who the fuck is buying this stuff? No one is this is obviously a market because why would you even leave it on the on the website? Is obviously a marketing point to be like this stuff gets in demand. Yeah, this stuff is flying off the shelves Everybody we got stuff doing that on our store like ah, man't know when you're gonna get those RTC, you know Doom hoodies man, they're just flying off the shelf. I want one. I used to work for a t-shirt company website and The owner of it. We always had today only buy four get two free Every single day that was on the home page of the website It's like small people don't come to the site more than once. So it doesn't matter. Yeah. What do you got

to lose? Oh, what I love about this thick boy site too is the tour dates page. Oh no. It says request the show. Will you come to my house? I can't believe I can't wait till you see like the new appearances are going gonna be like the El Cerrito car club Hey with his boys get him now appearing at the swap meet dude this looks like Chad Zumax website right here That's actually not fair cuz Chad at least gets a couple of shows Yeah, it's very possible. Okay, so we got to build up the tension more. Let's get back to this video That's actually not fair cuz Chad at least gets a couple of shows here and there. You might have one coming up. Yeah. It's very possible. Okay, so we gotta build up the tension more.

Let's get back to this video. I was fucking. BMW, BMW, trust BMWs. If you're just listening to this, it's showing him in the car and he's touching stuff and he's fidgety and these letters are coming up saying like, oh, he sure is nervous. Look at him. Nervous laughter. Oh, boy. He's not ready for this. He doesn't know what he got himself into everybody. What's going to happen next? I wonder. I hope this car hits absolutely nothing and explodes anyway. I like you. You give them credit for wanting to build up the tension.

Yeah. And of course the production was trying but he was just sitting there waiting to go like a little boy just touching things. I don't think there was anything nervous. No, I think I think somebody somebody more clever than him in editing was like oh, yeah We'll make this kind will punch it up make you seem all nervous, but you're right He just he were looked like a little kid when you strap them in the car seat and then playing with radio Walk around to get in the car, and they're just kind of like

Prints on the windshield. You're like, I looked at you for two seconds. What are you doing? You should give him a cookie or something and just like gum on while he's sitting there. Play with your McNugget body until I get in the car. Yeah. All right, so then speaking of children,

the next part of this is that I'm just driving around and I call I know, really. I never would have known that. You had the seats. Honestly though, I mean, this, I can't lie, that does look fun. It looks fucking awesome. But a whole show about, like a whole show

where I watch you do it? It's like, eh. Okay, so this is the payoff. This is the payoff of all payoffs because the name of this video is Brendan Schaub Learns to Drift. So he's just sitting shotgun here as the other guy's doing all the work.

So then they're like, all right, now you know how to do it. Get in your truck and make it happen. And I've seen a few of the Fast and Furious movies. This is not drifting. What we're about to see Brendan's job do here. Brendan driving. Okay, he peeled out and now he's turning This looks like when we used to do donuts in like high school Now he's parallel parking those are the highlights yeah, I would have been like listen Can you just go in my truck and we'll film you doing it and I look like I'm cool Yes, and the guys just like no cuz I don't need new tires and we don't have Tires good point. I can drive home after this. Oh

I gotta pull up the the video the comments under this video are very funny That's how I know what an old man. I'm becoming It's like when I see somebody in a truck do a burnout nowadays like I constantly just think to myself, but sir your tires. Yeah, what do you what are you thinking? What are you? What are you doing, but? In a good economy right now So Brendan gives off the vibe these literally never been near a car in his life Brenda Brenda should be required to wear that helmet 24 seven. This is pretty much the worst video ever made. This is great.

I'm surprised they let Brendan near race fuel with how much he bombs. Callments are funnier than any of Brendan's efforts. I love Brendanism's callments. Wow, Brendan drifts as good as he works on his trucks This has makeup which Just fucking hilarious is a buffoon. He really is All right, let's shift gears. Let's go to the golden hour. That's not a cash shift gears. I see what you did there

I'm a pro Let's head over to the golden hour. Now of course the golden hour, Chris D'Alia, Eric Griffin, and Brendan Schaap all team up. I gotta first show you guys the thumbnails on this YouTube page. Thank God Carl actually pulls clips before the show

because trying to skim through this show is brutal. It's rough. My least favorite part about this are these thumbnails. Every single one is these three assholes losing their minds, laughing their proverbial asses off. And that's, I mean, you can pretty much just take any pose of them laughing and put it on any video and call it the show. And that's, you know, what's great too is none of these are from the show. And that's you know, it's great to is none of these are from the show. You know, they all have to like make a face for the thumbnail. Yeah, that you know they all do it.

Alright, let's do one for our thumbnail that I'm going to make better. OK, good stuff. It's so dumb. Alright, so let's get into the golden hour and this episode I've watched a few of these and it's usually just devoid of any type of points or really just a little bit of Alright, so let's get into the golden hour. And this episode, I've watched a few of these,

and it's usually just devoid of any type of points or reason or anything. Just these guys rambling about nothing. They don't even seem like they're friends. No, they don't like each other. It seems like you just took three guys, picked three guys up from an airport terminal and said, here's this dude doing a podcast now.

No, I think the pitch was was do you like paychecks? You got detention with these other two So Eric Griffin actually tries to get the conversation started on the show This is how it starts off and I just have to say that this is not a show This is not what I would do if I was down with two other comedians and go night. Let's start riffing on This is not what I would do if I was down with two other comedians and go alright. Let's start ripping on Something do you guys have something that like with your wife that you guys have in common that this is why you know You're with this person You know I mean like is there like some kind of

Yeah, well Yeah, mine forgave me for all the sex trafficking allegations She's a keeper. Do we both like that? I run a sex call, which is Why even bring up lives Brendan shop obviously was trying to hook up with Kaila There's that's a whole thing about him cheating and then crystal is like the most famous cheater in America right now and Eric Griffin goes Hey, how cute is it that we have our wives with us? He's the only one that marriage whose marriage is going well Marriage huh boys am I right high five

Let's see what he's talking about here. TV shows, food? No, no, no, because we had this stupid chair in our bedroom. It's supposed to go on the balcony. It's like an outdoor chair. But it's kind of comfortable and we've kept it in the room. Put clothes on it and stuff. But we got all this baby stuff now.

So we had to move it. But we moved it, like it's sitting in the stupidest place in front of our dresser, it's in the way. That shit's been there for like two weeks. And then I look at it and I go, oh, neither one of us care. Right, right, right, got it. It's not a priority right now.

But still, it's like, that's a thing that like. You connect on that. Yeah. That's a parent thing though. You don't even think about it. But I'm saying, if you're like a neat freak and the other ones not right not necessarily gonna work But is there some kind of thing you guys have with your wife? Do you like oh, this is how we connect every drop I have on my soundboard applies to that

Can I point out the big takeaway from this clip though Yeah Can I point out the big takeaway from this clip though? Yeah, is it Brendan is such a fucking idiot right that he doesn't know how to connect with another human being on anything But like these eat like so literally he goes is there something like a bond you share with your wife that you know You're with the party's like you mean like TV shows or like food Like tires yeah, yeah, buddy. Like tires. So Chris takes over here and Brendan Chubb does the opposite of what you're supposed to do on a show, an improv style show. He does the good old no butt and thwarts the conversation. Oh no. That's funny. You know, well before we even get into that, they say that, and this is crazy because I've tried it and I've tested it out, if you have one chair in your bedroom, you'll put a bunch

of stuff on it. Always. Always. But if you put another chair there, you won't put stuff on both of them. Not true. Why, I have to point this out. Before he does what he's about to do. He just repeated christalia always always just like what you were talking about chairs.

That's funny. You know well before we even get into that the they say that and this is crazy because I've tried it and I tested it out if you have one chair in your bedroom you'll put a bunch of stuff on it always always but if. But if you put another chair there, you won't put stuff on both of them. Not depends on how messy you are. Okay. Okay. But it worked for me. It worked for me. The test worked for me. Yeah, but you might see some more data. Eight chairs in there with tables and there'll be a swing and

yes, she does go overboard yes yes she will yes she yes she will it's a rough start i would kick this guy out of my poker game yes i'm sorry yeah this was a bad idea it's on me eric we're not talking about bedroom chairs here sir we're playing poker i'm sorry one more peep out of you just look at the porno deck and pretend you like women you know i said this on our show and Carl was on there, but like for a guy who doesn't drink or do drugs supposedly, Chris DeLeo looks like a guy who drinks and does drugs. You know?

Yeah. Like he looks rough. He's living hard. Whatever he's doing, he's doing it a lot. I like that he goes, you know, I've heard the people say, you know what they say is if you put one chair in this happens two chairs, I've never heard this conversation ever in my life. I don't know what he's talking about and then

Eric Griffin tries to make it interesting. He's like, yeah, I mean you guys probably put a swing in there. Sure. Okay. Why not? And it's just it's just all like these conversations. It's just blurred together and it's all therapy. It's literally like, yeah, you know, if you put one chair in your room, you'll put a bunch of stuff on there. But if you put two chairs in your bedroom, you'll never work another day in your life. Like, wait, what? Are we even having the same conversation?

So this is, and Brendan's shop tries to be cool at all times. So he uses weird words like that don't work in the context of the conversation. Like bad signal. Like bad signal, I got another example. Three nights ago, and Kristen was like, hey, if I stay up late tonight, will you get up with the kids tomorrow?

And I said, sure, what are you gonna do? She said, I wanna clean the house. So I said- Did you stay up late? She's like I want to clean the house so I said stay up late. She says she says I'm locked in. I want to do it. I have the energy to do it. She's like she's like that dude. I'm locked in. I locked

in and so I was like alright if you're going to clean the place then sure. He just said stay up late and clean Savage bro Savage dude. Savage. She's a crazy person. Brendan. Brendan Shaw looks like he's doing a skit where he knows he doesn't belong with the other people on the show and is just trying to fake it so no one notices. Well that's most Brendan Shaw podcast appearances. He's always like panicking and being like say something, say something, say anything. Sabic. State of wage.

Sabic. That's where the accolation comes from. He's got nothing, so he might as well just say the last word that was said. He's got nothing, so he might as well just say the last words that the last person said. I was gonna say. So this is how, right here, this is how you know

that Chris D'Elia and his wife do not get along. This is proof right here. I don't, I mean, I mean minor I would get general like last night she made I can't remember what it was But she made a joke that was so funny and smart to me and I was like goddamn like, you know, sometimes you like surprise you like your girl whatever like you're like Not many people would fucking make that joke and it's on the wavelength that I'm on like just It's and I did have a moment last night where I was like, man, I'm like my wife

She's not like those teenagers. I fuck out the road like she's gonna Believe what she comes up with this is the guy who's cheating on his wife all the time. He's just like my wife is amazing I he already has a kid and a wife and he's like just now going Wow, you know what? I'm starting to realize I think I really love my wife. Hey Mersh I didn't know what love was until I met my wife. That's that's somebody's cheating I didn't know what love was so I met a woman who has a very high threshold for what she's willing to put up with And I said, you're perfect. And I did have a moment last night where I was like, man, I'm, I'm like, it's so cool that she does that. It keeps me stimulated and it's funny and I'm lucky,

you know? So there was that moment then last night, but if you want to get real specific to like a chairs in the middle of the room, but for the dresser, I'd have to think about it. Yeah, he can't think of one thing that makes them compatible I don't know. She told a joke that I laughed at um what was the joke? I don't remember uh yeah, I don't know I got nothing I can't remember, but it was brilliant. Yeah He sounds a little afraid so then Eric goes into this really boring story like Eric slows everything to a halt on this show And this show is fast-paced. It's just constant talking and noise going on But I don't know why they brought Eric onto the show full-time because I remember in the when we first when I we moved

But when she first well, I can't do that for you because the old life I had and uh This is the only guy who's willing to work with a rapist. Yes This used to be King in the sting Yeah, and then Eric Griffin would come out as a guest a lot and then Theo Vons like I gotta get the fuck away from these people smartness will be ever made the wing which was Ridiculous because they were trying to say that Kristalia has a beak so now he's the wig.

Whatever. It's also stupid. So that, yes, Eric Griffin gets the full-time gig to do things like this. I remember when we first, when we moved, but when she first moved into my place that I was at before, it was like, I had like, I had a honey spoon, I called it. And she was like, what are these baby spoons? And she, it was a whole big deal. And she like threw my baby spoons away and I was like, those are baby spoons and she it was a whole big deal And she like threw my baby spoons away, and I was like those are my honey spoons

It was a whole big deal. It's just ready to eat honey. Yeah, just to put honey in my coffee so cut to Use a fucking regular spoon no because it's a bug get one of those bears I don't know what's up to you go fuck yourself all right, and that's not real honey that you did the whole honey I get it Nick look it up. It's a honey. Nick Nick. Don't look it up Okay, are we by you Nick is Eric vibing? That you did the whole honey again Nick look it up. There's a honey Don't look it up You Nick is Eric by About it's very They're saying the honey a lot of the honey in stores. It's all fake. It's not for these

It's all corn syrup in a so it's not be so be snooze. So you know that food. Yeah, I get my home By the way, Denver don't give your kid honey. You can't have it. They can't have it to like four years old I mean the kids a bus you know Bit right there encapsulate encapsulates this show it's ridiculous These guys are three drums in a diner and they're all talking over each other and Brendan shop could be in any conversation Are we vibing right now? He's not real what What are you talking about? Yeah, clearly they think they have some momentum going and

that's gold. Alright, so this is weird because Nick, the producer, you just heard them call out. That's the other thing about these shows. And I know you guys have a producer on revenge of the sis who does a great job. These shows. Well, I like these shows. Three or four guys in a booth somewhere across from them running the show as if it's that difficult to play a video clip or whatever they have to do from time to

time. Oh, it drives us nuts. Me and Royce bitch about it all the time. Like like what we could accomplish if we had a studio with like in studio producers doing things like a staff running around grabbing coffee like a gas digital. I'm like we would be we would be killing it. But like these guys just come in and like yeah, you ever have like a chair in your room and it's like man, I love my wife. Fuck you just bring something bring bring a better anecdote

asshole. Well, yeah, even like Garrett on compound media like with the Anthony show and shit like the the stuff that they're able to pull up mid conversation. The the hosts aren't asking for it and they're able to like pull shit up that's relevant to what they're talking about or even on the Shulie network. Gotta give huge props to those guys because they're photoshopping shit on the fly and then bringing it up and putting it on the screen as the show is

going. I don't know what these assholes do. They do nothing. You mentioned Kumya. I checked him out not too long ago and he was basically questioning, what is a show anymore? That was a good question. Yeah. He's like, I don't know. Everything's a show. So nothing to show. This is that in a nutshell. This is not a show. It's not a show. They just show up and they just make noise for a while. But was it that I didn't see that clip. Was he watching opiate? Gebhardt's what he has with the fucks is show. Oh, my God. Those are bad. So bad. Oh, they just drink it a beer in front of a pinball machine.

God, I hate him. He's sucked so bad. And then he pulls out these highlights from that show that are the most mundane thing you've ever seen in your life. And he's like, check highlights from that show that are the most mundane thing you've ever seen in your life. And he's like, check out this. If you want to see the full thing, yeah, watch the show and air. Like, okay, guys, if you like the golden hour and you like talk about lives and where to move chairs in your apartment, but you just want more background, ambient, ambient noise and like terrible, like just drunks yelling in

the background. You'll love opi show. show. Yeah, this show would be great if someone was doing really bad at pinball at the same time. Getting ready. What the fuck? So I so Nick, the producer went to a UFC match the other night and he's there with three of his buddies and one of the guys is like a male model. And so breading gets very excited about this.

He always loves seeing hot guys Like the model on the right. I mean Play the model guy. Let me see it. Let me see the act. Let me see the four of them in action He looks right into the camera and he puts his glass down. It's pretty you know what I know He knows he knows his poses. Hold on. Let's see Let's see the four of them before you get into what you're like finest. Okay. Yeah Oh, I did. Oh he doing. The guy on the right looks nice. So that's good. But like, you know what I like, Nick? You know what I like?

This, I know you're hardcore. You showed up for the first prelim. I asked Callan, I go, this is gonna dictate whether you're a real fan or not. What time did you get to the Reno? You go, seven o'clock went, not a real fan. He's the guy, dude, he's the guy who leaves the baseball game when he or they're gonna win. I'm gonna leave. You know what what I mean those guys they don't stay the whole time and that's fine. Oh, dude He's kind of just chilling right there that guy. That's my boy He was on every Taco Bell in America for like six months What do you mean on every Taco Bell on outside of it? They had his really of course he was look at him Pimpin chalupas look at him dude. Oh, yeah, live my handsome bastard all I could think of when he was going pimpin chalupas

That's gonna end it into a stand-up act if he's still doing stand-up, which I don't know if he has I think he retired That that's gonna be a punch right that down in his notebook Yes, cuz I was listening to I think it was why are you laughing? Why Mike project where they were playing his second special? Hmm, I don't know if it's showtime or what it was on, but he was not prepared to do a special at all. He had no material at all. Everything was a setup and there were no punchlines. He would be like, yeah, Taco Bell, Pimpin' Chalupas? Was it the one where he talks about Mexican food a lot? Yes. Yes, that was the last one and that was the one that was his independent one. Okay. We watched that too on our show. It's so bad. It's like yeah my wife I tell her man

This is spicy, you know, it's the one where he stole the Nick Swartz and fajitas bit Oh about the sizzling and everything. He lifted that directly from Nick Swartz and and not as well He left out the fun. Okay, so the name of this episode is life is a highway So when they named the episode this they must think this is the best bit that happened during the show so this is it right here everyone I jogged on the treadmill at 4.5 for two minutes okay then I stopped then I'd walk for you know a minute and then run for two minutes have you ever heard more boring old guy talk it's bad dude dude. It's really is the most mundane subject matter. And this sounds like again, this sounds like three guys that went to college together 30

years ago. And they had one night out like a round of beers and now they're at the diner and everything's all about their bad knees. And their fucking nephews and Christmas presents and you're like this sucks, bro I'm outta here. You know that's what I do. That's good. Yeah, I do a little interval training then I do my weights I'm doing good. That's good. That's good. Yeah, you've been going or no you said you've been out of it. Yeah, that's okay though That's okay, man. You know life's about Life is a highway and you got to write it dude that song when that song came out When that song came out I was how old that song, when that song came out, when that song came out, I was, how old was I?

When did that song come out? My mom didn't let me listen to it. She said it was too vulgar. And when you have cocks and the boozies and boozies and cocks. I mean, it's not vulgar at all. But I can watch Freddy. Boo cocks is all over your face. Is that the, does it have to be so extreme?

I mean, dude, it's about driving. Yeah, that's the joke there, Eric. Merch nailed it. These are guys in a diner. Yeah. Trying to be funny, but barely trying like three dads hanging out after a little league game. When that song came out, who gives a fuck? Oh, this conversation goes on for a while. Sure. They talk about how amazing that song is. And also, it's a great question to ask me when a song came out and then you asked me how old you were. How old was I then? I don't know. You're you. I'm me. I don't know how old I was when life is a highway came out. I have no idea. You could tell me

2008. You could also tell me 84. I could be you. I'm sure dude. Yeah. I don't know. So we've been around I think. So I always love these guys and I give them credit for this They're so confident in what they're talking about. They think everything they're saying is interesting. I Lose confidence immediately when I start going on about bands. I like or whatever fucking nonsense has you should yes I know I've learned you you have what a comedian should have, which is the uh oh circuit in your brain when you start going, uh oh, I've been going on about this little long haven't I? People are starting to get quiet. Yes. But these guys don't have that. So now we're going to figure out because they like Life is a Highway, they're going

to figure out like what other songs they like. And this leads to amazing amazing tease that's probably gonna make them all a lot of money right here I mean it is it is it's a little bit of a highway it's just my always been bump what's your top five songs all time then oh my god that's tough me my girlfriend with Tupac never had a friend like me with Tupac life is a highway don't finish let's do it next patreon okay let's do it and play it guys if you want to know crystal is full top five We only know three of them right now. We got to go on patreon and they'll make a patreon only episode How did anyone miss the only way you could have made this segment funny?

It was when he said life is a highway somebody should have said by Tupac, right? Yeah, it would have been the only way to redeem this guy that would have made it more fun Yeah, and they're all too busy going. ah, yo, no, what is a good song though? So it's this whole show is like a wedding speech that goes on for weeks. You're like, all right, Uncle Joey, come on man. You know, we only have this

venue for another hour. It's the brother of the groom and they haven't really had a relationship in 20 years talk about growing up and all the stories are about when they were nine dad's been dead for 15 years me and my brother's wife was a highway would come on the radio dance around in our pj's all right wrap it up wrap it up come on man we got it seriously is. Oh, come on, man. We got to seriously. But no, I love this guy back up. But then when

he met Jessica, I knew they're taking tablecloths off of tables while you're still giving your speech. The vacuum's going. All right. So then they watched this TMZ clip that's been making the round. Maybe you've seen it. Uh, Denell Rollings goes ballistic on comedian Corey Holcomb at the laugh factory. So basically what happened is this comic comes up, Corey Holcomb, and starts talking shit about the comic who was just up before him. And then he comes back. He's like, I'm still here. Motherfuckers are telling him. So they watch that they don't understand the context of it. They have nothing. So they just, they just

watched the clip and have no commentary. But then it's amazing. Eric Griffin actually and have no commentary, but then it's amazing Eric Griffin actually has an interesting story But don't worry. He stops himself from telling it Yeah, I don't understand he is a beast what super be yeah, I don't know why but it's Cory like likes to do that Oh, does he I didn't know because it's like because do that. Oh does he? I didn't know that. Because I feel like this is foul play man. Why? I hate when comics do this. Yeah, well I mean I can't stand like you just get off stage. Yeah.

I hate when people do this at the comic store. You go on, you get off, you go, I'll keep coming up next. Boom. And then that person has to say some dumb shit about you. But when they say it in a way where you go Why the fuck would you say that you mean mark Merrin? Yeah, but yeah, I'm not gonna say Neil Brennan Did that shit to me one really what he did I almost was like oh shit what like what man? Yeah, I want oh got it. You know, but I'm just like I don't like that. What the fuck you're named names Yeah, tell the story. It's like oh new Brennan. That's the bullshit to you That would be interesting I'm not gonna add that you're right though. That's

Let's spice it up. The show sucks tall sustain like you said he already named drop the guys And now he's already gonna be annoyed at you the producers like patreon No, seriously the only Like one time Neil Brennan came up in my house, and he moved my bedroom chair The only reason why it's like one time Neil Brandon came up in my house and he moved my bedroom chair And then me and my wife fought for like weeks about that shit. He took off his coat threw it out of chair They didn't have a second chair Eric Griffin also does a black app actor. We thought hey, you know, what up? I'm Eric Griffin So I just see I thought that was so weird that he's finally gonna say something interesting and crystal is going yeah I'm not going to lie. So, I just, yeah, I thought that was

so weird that he's finally going to say something interesting and Chris, he's going, yeah, yeah, say the interesting thing. Like if you're going to drop the name, you've already gone as far as you. So, then Brendan Schaub

is a hot take on these two black comedians going at it and I got to give credit to Brendan for figuring this out. I don't understand. How come I just done it to rile him up and it goes on and on and on. I don't want to get my turn this pool. There's a lot of beef in the black community. We didn't article It's like a lot of I don't know William. I just don't know why you would do that. Yeah, but cats will Smith Chris

Rock these guys Based pretty good stuff, huh based Brendan's Brendan starting to take the black crime pill Not good Ready shops gonna be doing a race realist show when the car thing fails Doing a white nationalist Blacks be Black people have nothing to do with anything He's like, you know like Will Smith and cat Williams like well, okay

What do we mean? He ends the list with these guys? These two guys it all together and also look at like I once again shout out to Eric Griffin for cucking the content again Because they literally go well Chris is going well, let's play some more of it He's like, oh god play all that like the one interesting clip they have You got up. We don't want to make the black community look bad do something man do something for this show Yeah, Christian blast says Brendan would be huge on rumble. Yes. We got to tell him that's his new colleague So we're gonna switch over to the fighter and the kid they're the first ever live show in Austin I saw blind Mike was playing a clip recently where Brian Kellen was bitching that they called up Joe Rogan and Joe didn't want to help them out with their live show. Joe done enough for

you guys. He's got to fuck in. So they're doing a show and also really made you. Yes, I know. Well, Brian Kalin actually had a career in comedy before. Yeah. But I mean, was he doing what it was on a respirator by 2015? Right, correct. So, but yeah, so Brian Kalin calls up Joe Rogan. They do a show in Austin that's not even at the Comedy Mothership. It's a Thursday night and they can't even get on the Comedy Mothership, Joe's club. Yeah, that's a huge red flag right there.

It tells me things aren't going great. So I wanna play this clip. This I pulled from Comedy Podcast Roast, which is a newer channel on YouTube But it shows how they were promoting this live show coming into it I hope so great and then we got live fire in the kid now that live fire in the kid in Texas get you tickets February 15th one show only Okay, special guests very special guests February 15th for Joe and we got fire in the kid live fire the kid live in Austin Texas that is February

15th Thursday night one show only with very special guests Yeah, we'll see it's gonna be exciting this Thursday one night only one show only me and Brian counts a live fire in the kid not stand-up It's Brian count and myself doing a live fire and the kid with some special guests in the capital of comedy these days. That's Austin, Texas, where okay, so the takeaway here is it's one show one night, very special guest. Wouldn't you say that's probably the takeaway? Yeah, I kind of got the gist. Let's see how he wraps up the actual live show that just happened. Yeah, and we'll be back and we'll next time we're gonna have, we're gonna line up some

serious guests. We're gonna actually be more organized. Oh, that's a good thing to hear. That's a good thing here at the end of a show. We're gonna be live in Largo, Florida. Mark Norman's gonna be there. Shade and Gillis is fresh off his SNL appearance. Joe Rogan.

So definitely somebody you know, they thought Rogan was going to swing by. He's just like guys I'm I'm type of this shit Yeah, that's pretty sad dude that said that he can't can't come by in his own town for ten minutes Well, it's literally a block where they are is one block from the comedy mothership. I've looked at on Google Maps Oh, no You know they were planning the comedy mothership, and I was like oh well Oh no. Well, cause you know they were planning the comedy mothership

and then it was like, oh well. It's right on sixth street. It's a Thursday. Like I understand, all right, we got our guys in for the weekend and we can't move them around. We have our shows, but it's a Thursday. They couldn't get a one. Anyway.

We used to, when we would do standup shows like in towns where nobody knew us, we would go out flyering like the day of. And we were just hanging out flyers, whatever. And that was one of my go-tos. So I always go, hey guys, we're doing our live comedy show tonight.

People be like, oh really? I'll be like, yeah. I'll be like, you like Jerry Seinfeld? And they're like, oh yeah. I'm like, oh, me too. He's not going to be there, but come check us out anyway. It'll be a lot of fun. So now I'm going to fast forward here to the live show.

This is up on YouTube. Anyone can watch it. It's pretty embarrassing. And look at how this starts off. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Vulcan Gas Company. Just a reminder during the show. Keep the talking to a minimum and no heckling now. I've been to a lot of comedy shows. I've never heard them say no heckling because you don't want to put that word out

there. You don't want to put that in someone's head. Oh yeah, heckling. That's a thing that we could be doing at this show. I forgot. Well, yeah because there's always going to be people too that are like me personally. don't want to put that in someone's head. Oh yeah, heckling. That's a thing that we could be doing at this show. I forgot. Well, yeah, because there's always going to be people too that I like me personally, if I got to a show, I'm not going to heckle but also don't tell me what to do. Like I'm one of those the minute you tell me don't say the F word. I'm like, oh god damn it. I probably wasn't even going to. Guys, I know heckling is cool. I know your girlfriend

would think you're awesome and It probably suck your dick probably get laid But not also not here guys, please no heckling also no smoking. This is an actual gas company Everyone careful out there That's just like a weird announcement. I thought but I Guarantee that Brennan shop is like, can you tell them not to hack on? the show keep the talking to a minimum. And actually it's probably Brian Kaelin because Brian is spending so much of his time and efforts into sticking up for his friend, Brendan Schaub. It's a full time job for this fucking guy. So

no heckling now. Vulcan make some noise if you're ready to get this show started. That was even the announcer. Remember guys, be nice. It's like, no guys, make some noise if you want to get this thing started. That was even the announcer. Remember guys, be nice. Yeah, Jesus is like, no guys, make some noise if you want to get this thing started. But not heckling. Yeah, no heckling related noises. That was pretty good, but I think you do better than that is

Thursday night in Austin, Texas Vulcan. Make some noise. There's a guy sitting right here. I just want to point out wearing a the golden hour coat. He's wearing a golden. Oh my god. Yeah. It's like one of those silk jackets. I hope he's one of the producers. I hope he works on the show. Oh, and keep it going for your host of the show. Brendan Chubb and Brian. Listen to the pop. These guys

got wow. The acoustics in this place. This venue is an acoustic nightmare. Yeah, it sounds terrible. Yes, it's not. It's not great. So Brian comes up. He's got all the energy, you know, Brian's done stand up for years. He's a veteran at it. So he should be really good getting up on stage. Probably knows what he's going to do first. What's going on? Thank you for coming out the Vulcan, huh? And by the way, we have female fans. I had

no idea. That's the only female fans we have. It's usually just bros. Yeah, there's a lot of dudes up in here Right. It's just usually the bros who cut and then the girls look at us with blank faces So or might meet with a blank face you with a hungry face And I like the diversity in here too it is well diverse Yeah, oh my god Brendan just completely like

Dismisses Callan's point right away. He's like wow look we finally got some girls here. He's like lot of dudes Thanks, just completely just undercut his whole point Cundercutt is whole point No, he's definitely not there's a lot of nervousness that's going on here the only sold I think 75 tickets it's not so One of the biggest podcasts of all time One night only we've already sold more tickets to our WTP ROTC show in Largo these guys like ROTC Pulls 75 people I'd go well, you know, we only have like so many fans like yeah fucker way But like holy shit if you're if I'm not if I'm up there with these two and I still sell at least 100 tickets like what the fuck? Yeah, it's got

It's a bad luck. No wonder Joe Rogan wanted no part of this. He pretty much feel vaudevies guys He's like no, no, I'm not getting anywhere near you. That's all Yeah, so this only gets worse. This is bad only fucking getting young runs the last time we're on stage together I'm getting younger. I pulled a muscle in my neck drying my hair. That's a true story I was I went like and I went fuck and I'm fucked for the next 10 days I know I am and how annoying is it when your buddy when you tell him something he's like this You move your neck like RoboCop right now, I know at least we're here at the what do they call the Vulcan gas company? Does anybody know? Nothing This wasn't a gas company. Does anybody know? Oh, nothing. This wasn't a gas company once?

Probably not. Probably should have researched. Imagine if it was though, huh? Wow, yeah, crazy. Like, it's just got nothing. They just arrived there? That's crazy. This is how they started their set. This is live podcasting, everybody. Wouldn't you, now, if I hadn't been on stage with Royce in years or whatever and you know

We're a little rusty whatever right like I would get an opening act Yeah, right like remember dick when he did road rage he had that fucking crazy dude the rapper guy who was nuts Yeah, like doused himself with water and like went fucking crazy and then like you need an opening act like that So then everybody's hyped. Like they just were like, alright, no heckling. You guys want to start the show? Alright, well, here's

these two dipshits and they're just coming out like, is this a real gas company, bro? Look at all the dudes who are here. Yeah, the diversity, bro. Dude. And that asshole in the front bought a jacket for this. I love though the bright gallon I mean obviously if you're doing a live show you're a comedian

You're thinking of a few bullet points before you get up on stage, right? Whatever he really goes to I pulled a muscle washing my hair Yeah, that would be pitiful on a podcast this is a fucking comedy show Yeah, that would be pitiful on a podcast. This is a fucking comedy show. Someone in our discord posted a photo of the theater that we're playing completely empty and it says that the crowd goes wild. This one we're watching right now is my nightmare. This is my stress stream. I've done a show like that. I did a I did a 1500 seat theater one time and I think 120 people showed up. It was brutal.

It was brutal. All right. So then Brian tries to make this funny. This one of those things you just name it, huh? It's called the Falcon Gas Company. Right? You know, that's how you do it. Just call the Vulcan. Because it's like, you know, gas. You weren't here. Vulcan was popping. This was the spot. This was the spot.

I love this place. And then Rogan said, cool story. And then fucking right across the street, dude. Yeah, but I like this place. It's got a good reputation. And we're here. And it's about to blow the fuck up. When find out you know how when the Beatles they found out they were playing on a roof. I will say though Austin is alive in comparison.

There is some energy if you look at. I'm going to mute this you're panicking just look at Brian's leg as he sits down on his stool here. I will say though, Austin is a lot in comparison. See his leg is just trembling. Well his legs are always jumpy. He's one of those fidgeters. He's always jumping his leg, but I'm more concerned about the look over to Brendan, and then Brendan's doing the nervous sip

They're sharing a moment of like bro, we are We got a pull the stick up here and soon or we're gonna end up crashing at I 75 Thirsty real quick. I love that They have to make reference to the fact that there's a much better comedy club right across the street Your way to highlight the fact that you couldn't get there Look that venue folks. We're gonna have a quick meeting backstage Yeah, I like yeah, we're gonna huddle real quick we're gonna we're gonna call an audible here Yeah, you know what? I want to make sure too that when we open up with W ATP live W ATP live comm March 22nd Um, I want to start the show and I'm going to open up just discussing the various

other venues that they have as choices on where they could go. You know, the bar across the streets really kicking me and that's go check that place. We realize you have a choice in venues. We actually will tell you to go to the other one. Yeah. This place used to be cool and then the better place opened up Okay, Brendan shops gonna save the day everyone I'm happy to report because he's gonna start making fun of the homeless people and he's got a new word that he wants He is the homeless here. I just look at I go

summer is coming They don't like that they don't like that.. Yeah, your homeless here are bat shit crazy though It's not also listen. I love awesome like 6th Street. Dude. It's ratchet as fuck. What are we? I I wake up every morning look at world star hip-hop There's four videos from Austin on 6th Street every fucking Tuesday. It's so ratchet out there. It's ratchet AF It's so ratchet out there. Dude. That's a sir sir, that, we were tired ratchet, as a, as a wigger, as a recovered wigger. We were, we were tired ratchet back in like 2018, bro. Nah, he's pretty hip. Maybe you don't know. Maybe you don't know what's going on.

We were using ratchet like 12 years ago. I think Obama outlawed it. Yeah, Obama was like, retards going to go to the bathroom. I'm like, retard's out. Ratchet's definitely out. If you don't know the backstory of that, uh Merche, Stuttering John once informed me that I can't use the word retard because Obama

banned it. What? He thought that he really thought that was true. He's like, Obama made it so we can't say that word anymore. I went, well, Obama's no longer the president. So, you're a retard. Stuttering John is a is he's he's a precious gem and he needs to be protected at all costs. I totally agree with that.

He's so unintentionally funny. Yes. All right. So now we're going to go into hey, you guys from Austin, you guys from Texas, you guys farmers, we guys farmers and stuff. So then Brian Kalin goes into his gentleman farmer bit. I don't know if he was planning on doing this, but this kid, does he realize Austin is now mostly tech jobs? Yes. I think everyone realizes what Austin is. It's not Texas. It's the opposite of Texas in every single way.

He doesn't need sunblock like me. If I'm in the, if I'm in the Austin sun on my farm, I go, I would, I get so pink and then I have to go pink and then I That's the thing about Texas like the the Sun and the farm life isn't for you, right? No, I want it to be Dressed like a farmer Elon Musk just walked in the back door and lit a cigarette. You're dressed like a farmer. Elon Musk wearing overalls. I want to be a gentleman. He's got a straw hat on. He just wants it. Think about the... Someone milk the cows, please.

That's how I would be. Dude. Your hands are terribly strong. Someone massage my calves. I want to be that guy. I want to be like a gentleman farmer who has land. I want land. And if there's a coyote near my chicken, someone release the house. And he wouldn't let him kill the cow. Yes, I know. I know. He's cute. Don't kill that one. Bring me something soft for my

hands. Bring me the small you. Why is this Texas farmer British? He's a gentleman farmer. That's the bet but he's British Right cuz that's what gentlemen are they're all British. Wouldn't you do like a I would do more of a Lindsey Graham Yeah, mint julep accent not like a bring me my cows, please It's not. Oh, it gets worse. Oh, it's not what it is. Never. Isn't a female sheep of you? You don't fucking know. Yeah. You're not even a real farmer. Are you? I've never used that word before. But would you actually move here? What would get you here? Okay, this is great. So, but would you move here, B?

And this audience reaction to that perfectly sums up this live show. Listen to this. But would you actually move here, B? What would get you here? You know, I got to... Yeah, I would. Single-produced! That's worse than silence right is that word that's worse than silence right Especially in that fucking echo II dungeon of a bar

It's not great is that you think it's the guy with the jacket. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's

that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's talking about how the comedy scene in LA used to be awesome. All the comics would be there hanging out and then that all got ruined. And we'd be in the parking lot laughing till two in the fucking morning being silly geese and and then that goes away. It just went away. COVID hit, COVID hit, then a Me Too movement hit and then yeah yeah yeah the party was over there and then i was like where'd all my friends go yeah that's where everybody's going what happened yep that's weird because what he's referring to is brian cailin and chris d'alia both got hit with rape allegations yes so the

so silly yeah friend of judge is like yeah they remember me too and i was like where did we go and priceless like i'm sitting right in the fucking... Brian actually was off the show for a while. Yeah, they threw him on, they shoved him in front of a bus. Yeah, they were dudes like, alright Brian, you got too much heat, you gotta go. They brought in two black guys to sit with, Brendan Chobb. That was fighter and the kid for a while. Go hang with Crowder for a while.

Yeah, I was like, fighter and the kid for a while. But honestly, yeah, I love the fact that he's like, yeah man, it's like we used to be up till 2 in the morning. Just being silly having a good time Yeah, and then everybody started holding us accountable for those rates And then I was like, where did all my friends go? Oh, yeah, the rapes a bunch of nitpickers Yeah, and then these guys FBI got involved There's seasoned phones and then we can't text each other to go like coordinate our hangouts. Now this is the douchiest moment of this show.

The fun we were having was innocent. It was fucking beautiful and artistic. And all we did as a group was make thousands or hundreds of thousands or millions of people laugh. Yeah. Whether it was podcasts. I'm talking about all of us, not me and Brennan, but everybody.

That's all we did. Right. It was great. And then somehow it became, you know, it got weird. It got weird. It got weird. It got weird. Things got weird.

Things got weird. And then also, oh man, basically the way I'm translating this is they're like, you guys used to like us, remember? Yeah. We had all these fans and all these hundreds of thousands of views on all of our shows. Can we have those back, please? Yeah, what happened? Like they're just asking for it back. They're not earning it back.

Can you guys tell the trolls on the subreddit to stop being so mean? I thought it was going to take more of a nosedive. He was like, and now we have this. Yeah, tonight. Yeah, you asshole. Right. That was so weird. It's like all we ever do is make millions of people laugh. And I don't know why we're getting punished over here.

I don't hear you guys laughing. What a cope at the end. He's like, but that's all right. It's fine. It got weird. That's fine. It's all good. We don't care. You know what? I like small. I like smaller venues. They're more intimate, it's fine. It got weird, but it's fine. It's all good, we don't care. Not as bad as us. You know what, I like smaller venues.

They're more intimate. It's intimate, yes. Yes. It's always the move. Okay, so now he's trying to convince everyone that they're having fun doing this podcast. Mm-hmm. I think he's trying to convince themselves.

This is fun, we're having fun. This turns into rambling. And I feel like the past six months doing the podcast has become fun and different and exciting again. That's what's weird. Maybe it's just because you go through some shit. I think we both got too busy. Yeah, yeah, too. Yeah. Like, you know, that's exactly like I'm sitting on fucking a set doing a sitcom. He's fucking all that shit. It's just like it it's not, there's something about like, there's something about success when it becomes commercial, that is, is anti artistic. It's,

I think that to be, if you want to stay innovative and different and funny, you've got to, you've always got to feel a little bit like your clothing is too big for you. You can't be too cool. You can't be, you can't feel like you're too successful You can't bet that attention that public embrace sucks What so so so working on a television sitcom? Making scale. Yeah, it was terrible Compared to being naked or dress like a cow and being whipped by a naked Crowder. Yeah This is such a cope right now that he's going through just like I didn't even want to be successful and have everyone adore us. That would be

terrible if everyone liked us and thought we were actually funny and interesting that I'd hate that I hate having so much money and I have to count it all the time. So much money to hire people to count it. I'd be so like first class. If I was in the audience, it's like I came here to laugh, not hear live therapy. Oh, so 30 minutes into the show, they've done nothing. This is just rambling. And it's tough

when you do a show like radio guys experience this. I remember the first time we did a live show in Detroit, Drew Lane been on the radio for decades. It was like, you want to do a live show? Because it's weird. We're doing a show and there's no chance for feedback. You could just say it was a great show. We had fun. We were

laughing in the studio. Everything seemed fun when you're on a stage and you're being your silly goofy you and no one cares and you're getting silent. It's brutal. And that's what the show is for 30 minutes and then 30 minutes and this is what they go to You guys fucking Defend questions, I don't give up you guys Let's do it. Let's get weird fire away literally anything you guys that's the whole point for you. I haven't seen that s All right, well just do fan questions and there's no order to this

You'd think that there'd be like a microphone set up somewhere. People can form a line, get up, talk to them. He's just like, just fire it out. They told us not to heckle, sir. I'm sorry. I'm still following the rules. They said, keep the talking to them. You're sending a lot of mixed signals here. A lot of pressure. Please. So it seems like there's people here. Yeah, there was no enthusiasm from the crowd. Yeah. Now we want to do questions. Just like, dude, we've heard you guys talk for a billion hours.

I have no questions for you. Yeah, I learned everything. Did you try to fuck Kaliola or not? That would be my question. We're 10 minutes away from everybody going, hey, you guys just want to go across the street, get drinks, comedy mothers. That's the whole point for you. I haven't seen that Eskimo bro shirt in 10 years.

Oh dude. Dude, that's an old school fucking shirt. That's when you know the show is going very well when you start pointing out the shirts in the audience. This is fucking brutal. Dude, I was so happy as I was doing my Brendan Schaub deep dive today that they had just done this live show. I was like, oh, this is perfect.

That is brutal. I could do an entire episode just on this podcast episode, but that was just a few clips. How much were the tickets for that? That's a good question. I'd be curious to know. I don't know. I can't believe they could sell that out. Because if I paid more than 10 bucks for that, I'd be fierce.

Maybe they were out flyering. Well, honestly, if that was in Rochester I would have gone just for the spectacle. Oh the train wreck. Yeah like not to keep bringing him up but blind Mike does these things where he gets all of the gear heads together and they went and saw Brendan Schaub do stand up and they went down and saw Tom Myers and it's like I just want to see a train wreck. I would have gotten to this. Oh fuck yeah. Yeah if it's in like Tampa I would have been like see a trade wreck. I would have gotten to this. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, if it's in like Tampa, I would have been like, yeah, I'm going.

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Rated ESRB E10+. All right, guys, it is time for our... Cringe of the Week! This one comes in from Jody B. And unfortunately, it's my buddy Doug from Who's Right. Doug has a woman on the show he's talking to and this does not go well for her. Lindsay. Yes. Can I smell your pussy? That's that could work. Is that dark? I'm no I'm asking her a question. You'd have to drive real far. Okay. Can I smell your daughter? No, I don't think your wife would appreciate that.

Can I smell your pussy? Hey, now look at you. You're supposed to say no. Fuck. The whole show's over now. The whole show's you offended her. Here you go. Okay. So when I ask you, you're supposed to say no. Okay. Can I smell your pussy? No. Then it must be your feet.

My feet? Are you one of those kinds of guys, Doug? Forget it. Moving on. What do you want from me? All of that went over your head. All right. Anyway, question to you, Tom. He's trying to nicely tell you that your vagina smells bad Yes, oh Okay Lindsay I said can I smell your pussy you say no I say oh it must be your feet then Ha you explain it gets funny you know that if you didn't walk across the room to get your fucking cat

sorry about that who better myself you know what else makes me feel better about myself is listening to this asshole you know it's no you know, a police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. Tom Myers versus the rest of the world has a new episode up. I was checking it out as I like to do. And are you familiar with this show, Merce? I'm not familiar with his show, but I'm very familiar with Tom Myers.

Um, I, I became, uh, familiar with him due to come town because of Nick Mullin. Just shifted. God, they shit on him so much. But yeah, I know Tom Myers would be a very angry guy who will take any bait. Yeah. So Tom Myers is from Baltimore where Stavros is from, from come town. And that's why he got on the radar of come down. And that's how we all know. Yeah. Cause they were all like doing comedy way back in the day. And that's how they became,

you know, so familiar with it. Stavros was in the front row at one of Tom's specials that he was recording. You could hear Stavri laughing throughout the whole thing. It's great. Yes. That's one of the ones I've like, I remember listening to is when they, him and his brother, and they were all there just good like just let and I think I stop roast did the the fighter and the kid thing at one point he did the exactly so he does a show Tom Myers versus the rest of the

world. It's him with a panel. He invites some other people on Jeff Heisen some other people that will get introduced to and he does a political show. Now, if you don't know Tom Myers, he is a staunch Democrat. He believes everything that the Democratic party tells him and that the news media tells him, and he writes jokes. He does a monologue on his show. He thinks he's like Bill Maher. So let's start off with the first joke. I know that you follow politics a little bit. I think you're going to enjoy this style of humor. Hello and welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. A lot's happened this week. A special counsel report on Biden retaining classified documents concluded that there was no evidence he did anything criminal and wouldn't be

charged. This is of course in contrast to Trump who flaunted his classified documents to the point where the only way he would piss off the National Archives more Would be if he streaked through the building All right, I have a couple things I want to say about that joke What's great about Tom Marzi considers himself savvy when it comes to politics and then all his punchlines are like and then he took Off all his clothes and ran around the building like well punchlines are like, and then he took off all his clothes and ran around the building. Like, well, that's a sign. As they do politics. But I love that setup right there. He goes, yeah, you know, the special counsel said that Biden didn't do anything wrong. That's not

what they said at all. They said he's so incompetent and has dementia to the point where no jury would convict him because he has no idea what's going on. It was very embarrassing for Joe Biden. He had to do a press conference saying it's not true. I got my shit together. This fucking idiot Tom Arger's goes, yeah, they say they didn't do anything wrong. Like that's not what they said. All right. So he doesn't like Trump. No, get out of here. Yeah. So he's got a joke about Trump's speech in Pennsylvania. During a speech over the weekend, Trump said that if he lost the election, that they would change the name of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania,

which may work that way. His supporters would be able to spell the new name. Was that the joke? Yeah. So the, the, I know the pit, the panel, the panel on this show has been trained to laugh when he stops talking because there's no way to know what the punch line happens. I want you to listen to this again. I'm just going to play the end of this. Listen to how the panel each laughs one at a time, which is not how laughing at a joke. His supporters would be able to

harmonizing their laughs. Okay, that was a pretty good joke though. You have to admit right? Yeah, it was the because they dumb because they can trust supporters can't spell. Yeah, exactly. Okay. So Marianne Williamson just dropped out. She was looking to be going up against Biden to be the president. She crazy crystal lady?

Yes. Okay. I remember her. And I think that Tom Myers read a headline and then wrote these series of jokes. Marianne Williamson suspended her presidential campaign in the Democratic primary. When did she start? This is a good move. If she wants to help shore up those anti-Biden Democratic votes,

maybe she can help Dean Phillips get to the point in the polls where you can see the little bar on the polls without needing a magnifying glass. Hell, maybe she can get Dean Phillips to a full 5% of the Democratic vote. I didn't see you laughing over there, Marge. Wait, that was, oh my God, that was the joke? Maybe you didn't see you laughing over there, Marish. Wait, that was oh my God, that was the joke. Maybe you didn't hear it. I would have played it again. No, please. No, no, that's fine.

Dude, I. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. There you go. Don't play it again. Holy shit. That was a three parter. These are these are bad. By Tom standards, these these jokes.

Yeah, no, no, no, no, Tom. Like Tom at least has had like I've heard him tell jokes before where I at least understood it was a joke. One very funny. But like some of this is like I don't even know. Like that's why I was silent. Yeah, because I was waiting for him to finish. Like, oh, that was it. Huh? different punchlines according to him in that little clip. And now this might be one of the worst bombs even for Tom Myers that I've ever heard right here. Former Maryland Governor Larry Hogan announced that he'll be running for the US Senate seat this November in an effort to replace the state's retiring Democratic Senator Ben Cardin. I'm not sure he can successfully win in a post-Trump Maryland, even in a post-Trump Republican primary, considering he's the only cancer patient I know who went through treatment and still failed to lose weight in the process. Oh, shh. That's dark.

Can you believe that? He's like, can you believe this cancer patient's fat? Good one, good one, Tom. It took him forever to get there. I know, that's actually funnier if you just go there. Yeah. Maybe the cancer patient had a bong hit transplant. Eww. What are you putting, radiation and cheeseburgers? It's easy. You can make it happen. Tom, Jesus.

You did not do it. Carl summarizes it perfectly. This is bad by Tom's standards. It's brutal. And it's also jokes for, it's so inside. I follow politics. We do political comedy on ROTC. I don't even know half the people he's talking about.

I know. This is deep like DC shit. Like you'd have to hang out in like journalist bars in DC to understand half of these people they're talking about. You have to give a shit and think that politics means something in this country in order to follow this. But I do know that you know who Matt Gaetz is. Oh, of course. Of course. Because Matt Gaetz likes to traffic. Pensacola Gaetz, baby. He likes to traffic teenagers across state lines. So Tom's going to get a Florida thing. It is. Tom's going to get him good with this. Florida Congressman Matt Gates said he wouldn't watch the Super Bowl because it featured the song, Lift Every Voice and Sing, also known as the Black National

Anthem. this is the same guy who would only watch the Miss Teen USA pageant if it took place in his bedroom by the way I love that that's gonna stick to him forever when if they wanted to nail Matt Gaetz to a fucking cross they would have done it. Yeah. So it's just, I love that they're still doing that. Oh, Tom holds on to any accusation. He's still making Russia jokes, Russian collusion jokes with Trump. It's like that was we figured out that wasn't the case years ago.

What do you do? But he just holds on to all this shit. It's great. All right. Here's here's his RFK jr. Joke. Get ready. Robert F. Kennedy jr. Apologize for misusing his family's images in a Super Bowl commercial No word on whether he'll apologize for not being the Kennedy jr. Who took flying lessons The one guy started laughing because he thought he had already stopped talking. Did you notice? Oh, there was a joke. Okay. Sorry I was thinking of something funny. I Was thinking of family circuits my Dude, honestly, Terry gross is funnier on NPR. Yes. It's brutal. All right

So it hasn't been funny yet But it's gonna get better because I know that you know that Drake's penis is making the rounds of the internet Mm-hmm and in the hands of a comedic genius like Tom Myers a leaked video of the rapper Drake playing with his penis made the rounds on Twitter X Now I know what he meant when he signed the lyric we go zero to 100 real quick What does that mean do you think he knows how penises work no yeah, they go fast I'm gonna shoot my piece across the room so fast to you This guy's never had sex. No, obviously. Oh, this, this next joke, Jeff Heisen's reaction to this.

So Jeff Heisen's this like 80 year old lawyer who tries to do stand up. We played his stand up on the show before he is even less funny than Tom somehow. And his reaction to this joke is so telling. A woman in Catonsville, Maryland celebrated her 109th birthday by playing bingo. I'm glad she's having fun. More power to her. She's doing something she enjoys. It's very low-key. I hope she keeps it low-key and doesn't get too excited when she wins and yells out, BINGO! Ouch.

Oh. And now all over the show. bingo So I guess she died show yeah, the joke is you know hopefully when she wins she doesn't die Yelling bingo and Jeff Heisen suddenly had his Head in his hands. It's faces. He's just like oh But I also love like Everything with Tom Myers is like local Maryland Like he's still doing the same Spiel of like a hundred and one year old Maryland resident Esther, you know Silverstein It's like nobody knows this shit Tom. I'm reading fucking Maryland Times. Oh

You mean that woman who got off on exit 78? Oh, you mean that woman who got off on exit 78? Tom's the only asshole that still gets the Baltimore Sun like delivered to his house Reads it I leave a couple more clips I do have an example of exactly what you're talking about But first we got to introduce the panel, please join me in welcoming Jeff Heisen Gina Brown and Chip Jones Hello. Hey Tom everyone. Welcome back. Thank you and we have Jason Gina Brown to talk to Gina Brown first. I'm just gonna back that up real quick. Because he didn't like the bingo joke. That's probably why he's like, yeah, I'll punish you now.

Thank you. Gina, haven't had you around for a couple weeks. You've been pretty busy. Tell us about it. I've been busy. Yeah, I am. I was one of the four finalists for Sherry's funny over 50. So she's drunk, right? Well, I was drunk and I can I know what drunk when I hear one. She just said she's one of the four finalists in the Sherry's funny over 50. She is referring to Sherry shepherd, the daytime talk show host.

And I have no idea who any of these people are. I don't know who any of these people are. Is this local? This is not. This is national. This is Gina Brown talking about how funny she is. We're gonna have a real good time. I'm Gina and I'm a mom and a Renaissance woman I really am a forming storyteller that was just stuck in the corporate

closet for so long, but now I'm out of the closet. Yeah, I was never a class clown that wasn't me, but it's my facial expressions like for ever particularly colleagues like don't sit across from being in a meeting, do not do it, you won't be able to get through the meeting. I mean I really find comedic elements in all aspects of everyday life. Can you imagine someone goes I just need to shoot a promo about how funny you are but go fuck yourself. I'm not going to do that. I just make these these facial expressions people lose their minds over it. I'm just so funny just naturally I can't help myself I I can't help but cringe anytime somebody is telling me how good they are

Yeah, like anytime somebody's doing their own bio or something. I always just cringe It's so hard to watch from there like you, people say I'm a performative storyteller and shut up. I have so many talents. You can't even fucking believe it. I wanted to knock her teeth out with a fucking croquet mallet. This is the woman who has the time to be on Tom Meyer's podcast. You're not that important. I promise you that. No, she led with, I'm a mom. Of course.

But I also love the idea that, you know, I've been cooped up in corporate America and not able to spring my talents onto the world with all these meetings that I'm in. All right, so let's get back to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. Couple more clips real quick. Though there's a, one of the guys on the panel has a tag for that Drake

joke that Tom told and then that's gonna get into Tom's Super Bowl material. One uh one correction though you I think you've misrepresented Drake. I believe he was on Twitter Triple X. I think is what. Hey. The Super Bowl must have been a rough game for conservatives and Trump supporters to watch. Wow. He knows. Wait. So, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl must have been a rough game for conservatives and Trump's supporters to watch. Wow, he knows. So, wait, wait, wait,

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let's get into a Super Bowl joke here. Bowl must have been a rough game for conservatives and Trump supporters to watch on the one hand you have Taylor Swift's boyfriend's team. On the other hand, you have a team whose home is a sanctuary city. That's enough to give one of them an aneurysm and To those who say I shouldn't joke like that because someone actually could have an aneurysm over that Good We go back to a fighter in a kid live

One more clip can we go back to Brendan shop talking about truck tires? This is brutal So bad one more clip from Tom Myers. How does Tom get worse over time doing this for like 20 years? He's getting way worse, which is incredible. But what's amazing and I'm so happy This is the case is that Tom does a podcast where he sits and writes jokes for every single show. Many, many jokes. I love it. It makes me so happy. I don't have to wait for his next stand-up special. I just can't watch him trying to write jokes every week. So this is incredible because he's a big Baltimore guy. The Ravens made it to the AFC championship game. As we know,

unfortunately they're playing the chiefs, not the bills, the AFC Championship game as we know. Unfortunately, they're playing the Chiefs, not the Bills, but we're the Bills. And apparently, there was a promo that was cut by another famous Baltimore-terian? Baltimore-ian? Baltimore guy? Baltimore-ian. Baltimore-ian. And he is not happy about it. Prior to the AFC Championship game where they were set to

take on the Kansas City Chiefs My hometown team the Baltimore Ravens posted a video on their Twitter x-Feed Featuring a caricature of a Ravens fan by podcaster and comedian from what some people tell me Stavros Halkias Oh, no, Stavros is so famous that the Ravens are having him cut promos Ravens are having him cut promos That has to hurt okay, so let's see stop also does the really good accent And he does that stupid Dundalk accent and he looks like Baltimore trash like he's perfect for a fucking I'd hire him to for a Ravens promo and let me just say this I've seen Stavros perform stand-up twice He's fucking hilarious I've seen Stavros perform stand-up twice. He's fucking hilarious If you want to imagine what the video looked like

Imagine someone who looked like he was conceived at and born nine months later at the sewage treatment facility in Dundalk He's perfect for a Ravens promo I love these throw it out. You know that sewage treatment plant down the road over here You guys know by the old Baltimore Sun building by the train tracks over over at Patapsco Come on. You've seen the wire You know it the problem is is that to understand Tom Myers jokes you have to have seen season two of the specifically with the Docs yeah It's actually my and then imagine him doing a caricature of a Ravens fan if that's too much of a visual for you Then just imagine what it looks like when a dead body actually eats the maggots

You know what this makes me want to see the fucking video. I looked I looked for it I couldn't find it because I have to get the same thing. I want to play this No wonder the officials made the calls they did against the Ravens. They were like who do we wanted the Super Bowl? Taylor Swift or this guy? Even Lamar Jackson saw that video and said what the fuck am I even playing for? in a way Stavros Halkias is the archetypal Baltimore sports fan an overweight balding racist the same person at the Baltimore Ravens organization who thought it was a good idea to post the Stavros Halkias video was likely the same person who said hey

Lamar Jackson can do a great job at running the ball in this probably the most important lead-up to the Super Bowl I don't think Tommy understands football either What the same guy who decided to use Stavros in a promotional video is the offensive coordinator for the Baltimore Ravens? I would he's saying what's he talking about? There's a coaching staff for that time Very different than the marketing department. What what is he? He's so upset with Stavros. He's like, yeah, he's fat and he's ugly He's shoehorn this in just so he could beef with star bros. We even have any good material Even brought up balding which you know, yeah, look at this guy who doesn't have a lot of hair

Okay, okay chairman Mal Okay, okay chairman Mao. Boom, roasted, you got him good. All right, I want to bring up. It is always great like when somebody who's fat calls me fat or somebody who's like bald calls me balding and I'm like, yeah, okay. Yeah, I get it. It's the sands of time, brother.

And it's eroding all of us. It happens, I know. I know that we're not going as quickly as I wanted to, but I have to play for you Joe Matariz. You know Joe, right? I love Joey Matariz. He's great. He's easy.

I'll enjoy this way more than Tom Myers. Because Joe has a certain endearing quality to him. Yeah, he can't get it right. It's not funniness, but it's something. Joe can't get it right, and he knows it, but he will never stop trying. It's bizarre like Tom, but he also never changes. So and I think I've talked to Mike about this where it's like Joe Manderis goes, hey, look at you know, I'm not good at this

podcasting thing. So here's a new podcast I do. It's the same thing I was doing before. They're like, what the fuck? What why? You just said you know that it's not good. Why are you doing this? I think the difference between Joe and Tom Myers though is that Tom Myers thinks he is fucking brilliant. Like Tom Myers is a guy that watches Bill Maher on HBO

and goes, that should be me. I'm better than him. You know what I mean? Whereas at least Joe knows he fucking sucks, which makes him a little more endearing. Yes, Tom Myers is literally Coming down our videos calling me podcast Karen and trying to link to the actual episode and saying see what the show really is Without it being taken out of context. I'm like Tom. I played the entire setup and punchline of your jokes It's now are you a Karen? Are you like trying to get his podcast taken down?

You're just making fun of him. Yeah, I'm just spotlighting it. Probably getting a lot more downloads. Like it's all I can imagine I'm doing. So I want to point this out. Joe Matteries. People have been saying we should talk about the fixing Joe meltdown episode with Artie and Jim Norton. And we will. Yeah, I think I'm going to do that as a bonus next week. Cool. Or this week coming up. Yeah, where they came on his show and made it funny and he started getting angry and

insecure about it because he had all his notes. And it's like, bro, you got Artie and Jim here. They're killing. You don't have, it's even, and you know, as a show host, it's even less work for me. You be funny on my show that I'm monetizing. Works? It's like when we would have Alex Jones on, we're like, just let him cook for an hour. I'm just going to kick my feet up and just let Alex talk.

Right. So Anthony Cumi was the other one. So it's Jim Doerr, Rodney Lang, Anthony Cumi and Joe Matariz. And it was supposed to be this episode where he's like, guys, give me advice. What should I be doing differently? And they're just like, you fucking suck. You're an idiot. He's like, this is what I'm doing.

This is a construct. He's like, how's your marriage going? It's like a nice shoe, stupid. Like to do a funny show. So yeah, so we're going to go through that video coming up very shortly. Sign up for our Patreon.com slash who are these podcasts? Or become a member on YouTube. You'll get access to that. Okay, I'll be a banger. You're going to need a bumper for Joe soon. We do. I definitely need a a sounder for this one. I got this. Here comes a

greaseball. Perfect. Okay. So, Joe did a show recently where he just went live. He had nothing to do, nothing to talk about. He's just testing out his software and stuff and went on for 32 minutes. That's what it looks like. How are you, his uh software and stuff and to a spontaneous. You don't say what you're doing. Just to pause this video real quick. Let me put this down. Let me turn this mic off. I contact with producer Chris. That exaggerated way of talking is not natural and so opy like it is. I can't get away from the there's a lot of opy parallels.

I've been picking up now the knit hat and there's actually one I'm glad you said Opie because it reminded me There's something he does specifically that is exactly what how Opie thinks. Welcome to a Spontaneous I've ever seen He is definitely on medication Spontaneous live as I got to get in the car in probably about an hour and a half So basically what he's talking about is he has a show at governors later this night.

And he's live broadcasting for 12 people and going, if you're in the Long Island area, come down to governors tonight. I got another show tomorrow night. So, dude, this is not a good for you. You better have putting flyers underneath that. Which is great. All right. So now he's doing a Jim Florentine impression and having fun with the soundboard great It's a fucking great impression

It deserves it deserves a sound effect as I'm enjoying my sound effects Yeah, it's fucking beautiful the other day I read it a porn and I returned it fucking 30 minutes later I'm like I'm done I'm fucking done how are you guys tonight you seem like a fucking great crowd all right all right that's enough I'm not fucking Matt reef. I'm fucking no, I'm not doing crowd work. It's Matt rife. Matt rife. Not no Matt reef. And are we doing is the premise that we're renting VHS porno tapes in 2024 and returning them. If I'm Jim quarantine, I'm like cease and desist this you can't ever mention my name again. You're on the Chad zoom up list now. Don't call me. Alright,

so now he's reading comments. This is a bad format for him and again, similar to OP where OP goes on and just pulls up random comments that are happening in his live stream and half of them are ripping on him. It's like what this is a bad format. Stop stop doing that that. Yeah. And like literally OB streams are all, yeah, man. How about those jets? Yeah. They had a good season. And then the next one's like Anthony and Jim fucking own your ass. It'll be like, you know, man, I'm over it. I'm over it. What did we got? We can all say, I don't want to do it anymore.

He sounds like Marge Simpson after a while. Alright, so this is also a bad format for Joe because there's no one there watching him. So you're saying like I'll just read the comments as they come up. That's a bad format for anybody. Nobody's listening. What a format. Declined host says, LOL. Huffy, what do we got here? Fucking Huffy Dealy says, yes, yes. And one of the greatest Florentine sayings of all time is, why would you do that?

Why? Why would you do that? It's fucking there's no reason to fucking do that. Great. Why would you let a cop cop you? Now wrap it up. Ed Ganniger. Fucking brutal. He's fucking brutal. He's going for the fucking jugular. I love it. See you should be saying funny shit like, ah, I got cocked. I got cocked by a cop My wife left me for a guy who makes $50,000 a year like that would have been funny. No, just brutal So he says there's 14 people watching and he's on here promoting his gig and then people stop watching him And he figures out why right here and this is so OP. All right we're up we're down to ten we go out down the night it's fucking dropping fast we need a new fucking voice give me a new voice somebody who's listening live give me it's not the voice shithead it's a single way yeah I have an idea for a voice how about the ghost of Joe matter

Voice off channel out of Jim Florentine into somebody else that's so embarrassing Okay, I got ten that now we got nine all right well. Hey guys tell me what to do is not funnier And I like that he thinks that there's like a word of mouth going around Like if he just starts getting funnier all the sudden people are so this is our pile again. Oh, he's funny again. He's funny Already laying now No, what would you do I'll ask both of you guys If you're doing a live stream and there's nine people watching you, what do you think you would do? I'll answer for you.

You'd ask for super chats, of course. You'd expect those people to start giving you money. Huff Dealy says, get it. How come nobody's fucking doing super chats? Fucking throw me a couple of fucking dollars. I'm doing governors on a Friday. I need gas money. I gotta leave in Russia How much money can I be making help me out help me out? Steiner loves it. This is a good podcast. He says

There's a good podcast. It's fucking brutal. It's not what he said. No, it's not what he said And I love these like guys. Can you start super chatting me, please? I would we're gonna threshold like a hundred people maybe before you start thinking that's gonna happen Yeah, like if I do if I just do nightwave alone on rumble, right? I'll average between 800 sometimes on a good show of a thousand people watching out of those people Maybe 25 people will donate. Yeah at some point. It's not a very high percentage bud. So you're looking at maybe one super chat. Maybe, maybe if he's lucky or someone takes pity on him. And also why are they going to super chat when you're putting

every comment on the screen? Well, yeah, that's the other problem too. It's like, what do I get for super chatting? You're you have nothing else going on. So you're bringing up, okay, don't even read a super chat less than fucking if it's like ten dollars or less He won't even read right. Yeah, it's very different But this is the problem though is that guys like joe meta reese are all of a sudden getting brought on misery loves company, right? They're watching that they're watching kevin brendan just reads super chapter super chat. There's like guys. I'm now i'm live streaming Why don't you super chat me? It's like well, that's not how this works. Sorry It works for Kevin it doesn't

work for you it doesn't work for everyone. You have to take your shirt off and threaten a fistfight Chad and then like they'll come over to your stream later that's how this works you see you understand you're all buffoons and the bigger of a buffoon you are the more will watch you. Joe the reason people watch like Patrick Melton and Chad Zumach and like all and Ray DeVito is because they're spiraling. And it's fun to watch. You know what I mean?

Right, so I mean Joe is too, which is why I'm watching him and I think he's gonna build an audience similar. But it's a sad spiral. He's on medication and he's like trying to be Mr. Positive all the time. And it's like, no, we want you to spiral. Talk about a fight you talk about your wife recently all right so then he starts playing sound bites and he starts quizzing the audience

everything he's doing is the exact opposite of what he should be doing talking to the five people watching you is the worst thing you can do but he plays a sound bite from a movie and then asks what is this from he just oh god. It's terrible I don't know what he's doing Touch me now soup What movies that from I'll play it again. We'll do Jim Florentine Movie trivia what movies this from yeah the winner gets tickets to governor's my show tonight The winner can drive pick them up at will call Gotta be non Italian or it doesn't count cuz every Italian knows that one

Do you know about his Italian thing that he's doing now? Oh, it's oh, he's always been doing that Yeah, but now he's got this comedy tour called the ninety three point seven percent Italian comedy tour and it's all Well, you know what that's born from right? Have you ever heard when he had a rant years ago though? Everybody tried to fuck with him and like fake cancel him over he went off one night And he I don't even think he knew the direction he was going in But he was just talking about how a tar to get gigs and how certain people have a lot of influence in comedy And he was like we should get together like a bunch of Italian comics and start like our own our own thing like we're Italian kind of like like a you mean like a comedy ethno state.

He didn't realize what he was saying, but it was like, it's too many Jews and comedy. We got to get the Italians back. back. See, I am under the impression and you might know more about the backstory here is that he just saw Sebastian making all of this money with his all the top Italian things. Just like I could do that too. I could be an arena. I could do that similar to how he wants to be Kevin Brennan on the podcast. He wants to be Sebastian Mascalco when he does his comedy. He's just doing bad impressions of all this stuff. Yep. Well, Sebastian Mascalco really when you slow him down,

he's just a funny Joe Matariz. Well, he knows how to write jokes that are interesting and funny, right? But it's the same cadence and everything pretty much. Do you need it again? What is this? Touch me and I'll sue. Touch me and I'll sue. What movie? It's Rocky Five. There's not enough people in your chat. Come on. That's the problem. What movie is that, Frank? Touch me and I'll sue. What movie? It's Rocky V. There's not enough people in your chat. Come on. What movie is that from? Touch me and I'll sue.

There's more Rockies than there are people. Huff Dealy says, if you build it, Super Chats will come. You're right. Well, that's the plan. I'm gonna go live as often. He's got the prickles of our people. As often as I can. With this new software.

It's fucking great. Fucking ECanLive. It's fucking great. $32 a month if you buy the year. Who the fuck knows if they're going to be doing this podcast for a fucking year? Rocky3, HuffDealy says, so close but not right. That is not correct, Huff. It was actually first blood.

So someone does get it right here. And then as a reward, he switches the impression that he's doing. Oh, thank God. Touch me and I'll sue. Touch me and I'll sue. What movie? Rod Poliquin. Rod Poliquin on the brutal. I just started doing Harry Callis for no reason. I saw

Ron Poliquin's name and all of a sudden my voice started to do up to plate third baseman Rod Poliquin for the Philadelphia Phillies swinging a lacing ball down to third baseline. Incoming to score is Dickie Thine and Ron Poliquin. You are the man. You suck. I'm sure the impression is spot on, but he's talking about maybe a double down to third baseline. And then he came into score. Does he make sense? How many air? How many feeling errors were there in this?

This show has the energy of a guy who is locked in solitary confinement and they forgot about him for years. They're like, oh man, a race is still in there. Oh shit. Go get him. Oops. So he's so bad at this. He starts doing this baseball announcer and the people are just dropping off. No one's watching

See who else we got out there in the world of law. Oh, we're down to two people watching Nobody like harry callis was fucking and you know, he's got a tab open with his own show to monitor it So he's one of them. It's on his phone. Yeah So there's one dude sir sir This is when YouTube should shut your stream off just out of mercy This this fucking brutal Since Ron Paul Aquin's listening Ron if you're out there Maybe you throw a super chat in and then it starts like a sensation.

Everybody starts super chat and everybody who's two people just like, Hey, why don't you super chat me? And then other people think I'm cool. Now it's your turn. Now you go again. This reminds me and I don't know if you know about this, but Chad Zuma got busted about a year ago. I'd say he was on his show and his live stream. Things are going slowly. Doesn't have a lot to talk about. Also, he looks down at his phone for a while and then he pops his head back up and a super check comes up. The super chest says, Hey, come on guys. Let's start super chatting. No, I swear to God. He tried to grease the pump.

He might be as dumb as Stuttering John sometimes. He really is. It was very funny. Did you hear the story of Chad when he started emailing people who were canceling Patreons? Yes. And like sending them like passive aggressive messages. Like, well, I mean, I guess if you don't want

to support anymore. People have read those. That's how you handle this. Yes, people have read those out loud on the show because I have seen those emails that go out and it's also there's this weird desperation where it's just like, you know, if you want to sign up at the dollar level, you can do that too. It's just like oh, is this even worth your time to email someone? Dude, I mean like we listen, we have like almost

2000. I think people just on locals now that are that are that are subs and like Chad they drop off sometimes like people have financial situations change The debit card gets stolen. They got to order a new one Whatever like you don't passively aggressively message everyone the next day over five dollars Yeah, Chad could be shooting himself in the foot by stealing cards Yeah, Chad could be shooting himself in the foot by stealing cards My god, so That was the other thing that Chad used to do He actually did it recently again where he talks about his patreon and he goes do you guys see much Tim Dylan is making? Why can't you give me some of that money? He's literally saying like I was of that Tim Dylan, buddy

I want some of that Tim Dillon money. Where's all that internet money? I want some of that. Come on, buddy. Internet money. Imagine comparing yourself to like that level of somebody. Yeah, he's just like. That would be like me and Royce being like, what's up? You can't give us Theo Von money?

What's going on? Yeah, what's the problem here? Hey, Spotify, how can we not restarting my phone call? What the fuck? We're just as good as Theo Von. Oh my God. You guys are giving money to Tim Dillon and not to me yes That's exactly what we're doing

All right one more impression here before we somebody should have responded with wait Tim Dillon has a patron Gotta go all right one more amazing impression here before we get off this pod fucking brutal Amazing impression here before we get off this fucking brutal You guys are doing a whole fucking thing like rocky You guys do it all right I do it I'm doing Joe Mallory's exact as rocky so I got this Psychologist wife I got like brain injuries and I got a doctor was you know like offices attract I believe that that is Joe Mannerices act that he's doing yeah instead can we can you do the monologue from the end of first blood as Joe Manarese? I think I'd rather hear that.

That would be better. I'll do it next week. Yeah, we'll get AI to do that for us. Nothing's ever over. We've obviously played his stand-up before where we're convinced he's sweetening it. And here he is on his show playing that same laughter and applause that we hear on his standup thing. So I think that confirms it, right? Yeah. Yeah, man. I mean, I couldn't be more obvious. I got, I don't know what you even season me That's not funny no one knows what she sees in you yeah

But I found this video recently that he does a he puts up these like stand-up bits that he has is he still doing the The Kyle Canane thing with the fucking the face mask thing on it's a huge he was loving that for a while I didn't I haven't seen that no Oh, he was doing a lot of those face mask like filter videos where you put like Stallone on his face Oh cars, and then like he's doing the But like you know that tech isn't perfected yet So like the face every once in a while pops off and pops back on so you'll just see choke batteries again But the face will go onto his lamp behind them. That's funny.

Also the other thing too is that, like he was saying, what voice do you want me to do so you guys stick around? It's like no you also need to have material. We don't care they just do an impression that's not funny. Material you said. Here's the thing Joe I do a pretty good podcast I mean people kind of know who I am and I do very little voices. Right. I do voices. Amazing. All right. I want to play you this stand up bit that he put up here because there's a grift going on. I think he tried for this is from last summer.

I think he tried this angle and it didn't work out. He tries a lot of things. I didn't find out my dad had this anxiety thing until my 40th birthday. I planned to cruise. We start pulling away from land in Fort Lauderdale. I'll never forget it He's looking out the porthole on the ship. He just starts going That's gotta be sweetened right Something funny about someone breathing heavy who has anxiety, I wouldn't think. Oh, you think he's adding them in?

I think so, because some of this doesn't even seem natural, but okay, let's see where he's going with this. I'm like, Dad, what's going on? He's like, I don't know. I think I'm having one of my anxiety attacks. I go, what are you talking about? He goes, well, I've had an anxiety problem most of my life. So he says, I go, why would you never tell me about that?

He goes, I thought it might have skipped a generation. This isn't Teen Wolf. It would have been really nice to have known that this anxiety thing was running through my family because it ended up doing a lot of damage early on in my comedy career. Before I started taking antidepressants, which I didn't realize. Yeah, now you're doing great. Yeah, he looks terrible right here. Yeah, he looks really bad. Like that lighting is not doing him favors.

No! So he cuts to this video right here here after he shows us a little bit about his dad had anxiety or panic attacks. So now he goes into this and this is crazy. Could make all the anxiety go away. It really hurt my career. I wasn't able to go on airplanes to go do gigs when I was. He's pitching SSRIs right now. Which is, you know, Pfizer is hot right now. Yeah, right. Yeah, he's trying to get out that. He wants that Travis Kelsey money. SSRIs right now. Mm-hmm. Which is you know, Pfizer is hot right now What's that Travis Kelsey money We're transformed transpose Into into anger really easily and then I marry a psychologist and She notices in me that I get angry way too easily and you should try going on antidepressants.

Life changing. If you're somebody out there who suffers from anxiety where you're afraid to even get on an airplane, you overthink things, you have anger come out of you from the littlest thing, you might want to go see a psychiatrist. At least start doing therapy because doing therapy was life changing. I've been in therapy for years. So happy. Yeah, I know it's going really well. This is like when Howard Stern says, yeah, I see

a psychiatrist four days a week. I'll never do that. You seem miserable. Everyone I know that goes to therapy and takes these drugs are just shells of people. So they don't seem happy. The reason why I said that this is a grift is underneath this. So this is a standup from my special medicated available free on YouTube, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then it says to hire me to perform

for the mental health comedy show for your group or organization, along with speaker slash comedian Dr. Matt Ballas, contact him at so he's promoting this thing where I guess if you have a whole company of anxious people, you know, do a retreat where they're like, hey, we're gonna do hear from an anxious comic who takes SSRIs and now it's feeling better. Yeah, Joe, come on. Do the anxiety bit. Would you hear me out on this? If you're feeling depressed and

anxious, why don't you hire a funny comedian? Like funny stuff and not talk about my fucking anxiety of my panic attacks good point So I don't think this worked out because this video has 98 views is from June of last year Shit, there's two likes People off themselves I just don't like Poor guy, well really bored salt the wound. Yeah, yeah, kind of send them into it fucked his ratio all up So that is misery loves company star

Joe Maddory's so he's been going on MLC cuz I don't really watch MLC because it's on at four o'clock and my shows on Right o'clock, but is it yes. Well Well I have a couple clips. So he was out yesterday. Oh no. And they're talking about me and Joe Madderees doesn't know who I am and he's on there with Tukey and Ray DeVito who I'm friendly with both of those people and he's got Joe Madderees doesn't know who I am and Kevin Brennan is really trying to push this Carlos the loser thing. I think. So you and Kevin never patch patched it up. I think I would have broken Kevin Brennan because he's trying to push this so hard to get everyone on his side. So they're talking about the video where my wife comes in the room and I was playing my mandolin. I set it down

on the floor. I'm like, hey, careful. There's my mandolin right there. And she asked if I had taken a nap that day. And I said, I didn't. And so he's explaining to Joe Maddory's like you gotta see this video. It's so embarrassing you guys building it up building it up. Adam can't find it. So they're just talking about it finally over an hour and he finds the video. He's like oh we got the video Joe Maddory's like oh I can't wait to see this video right here. Instagram stories, Instagram boring stories. Jesus. I get it because there's no mandolin

involved in that story. So it stinks. If there was a mandolin involved, then, then it'd be noteworthy. Oh, I got the clip if you guys want to see it. We do. I would suck a dick. Kim Norton's wife's dick to see this. Yeah, that's the other thing too. So you hear Joe goes go, Oh, yeah, yeah, we definitely got to see this because we've been's the other thing too. So you hear Joe just go, oh yeah, yeah, we definitely gotta see this because we've been building this up. Kevin Brennan on the show said he would rather make out with a dude than a woman who's older than him. And Dookie just like, well, that's gay.

What do you mean? Wouldn't you rather have a woman who's older than you than a dude? He's just, and so- Why, you don't want to tongue kiss dudes instead of old ladies? I want to suck a dick, Chad. So that was a weird angle that he had. No one went along with that.

I had to kind of pull it off of another thing. So it's not great quality. But there you go. Sorry. Careful the mandolin. I was doing requests. We're playing requests for a little bit. I did not. Alright, so that's the full video. Joe's staring like what just happened one more I was doing requests Flag requests for a little bit. I did not that was my request. What's Joe here? Wow. I don't get it

Either though like that's that's the best thing that that's how any party who doesn't know the party's involved I don't get it. Kevin's been building himself. I don't either though. Like that's the best thing. That's how any party who doesn't know the party's involved should react to that absolute like non-video. I know the party's involved and it's nothing. Brendan did two hours on this. Wait, so your wife came in the room and you guys had a nice friendly brief exchange and then you went on about with your stream. Yeah

But Kevin had to do two hours on this course because he's got nothing on me So he had to make it seem like this was a big deal And he's guess let some of those audience into thinking that this is a this crazy sick burn But look at how hard he has to work to explain to Joe and the rest of the crew how embarrassing that is Thing I thought we were going to watch you shoot three pointers. That video made Kevin's year, Joe. That is his mom wife asking him why disappointed that he didn't take a nap like you would treat your son. And he was asking her, can you please be careful of my mandolin? Please don't step on my mandolin.

Yeah, we saw the video. That's the kind of... He's explaining why it's so embarrassing though, Marge. You're not understanding this? I'm not getting it. No, I'm sorry. It's the craziest thing ever. The marriage they have. Dr. Steve said maybe the don't step on mandolin is a euphemism for that they're going to have sex. Or the napping was a euphemism for like, let's go Betty by. I mean, it's so, it's, it's so, it's, it's just,

it should never be, it should never be Adam. Keep that. If you don't even have anything to make it sound like, it's like you go and take in a nap or something. It's like, what are you, you're going taking a nap or something. It's like, what are you? You're going to bed? You're going to take a little nap? So you're rested? What is that?

Ray DeVito wants to give him something. He wants to please Kevin Brennan. Tukey wants to please him. They're all just staring at him like, I don't know. What else are we supposed to say? Hey boss, you're going to say anything? Honestly, Tukey kind of sandbagged him if you go back a little bit when he goes, yeah devastated Put it on the soundboard if we have a soundboard put it on audio and video

Have their own separate fucking channels That's a fucking clown. Tookie is one of his best pals Tookie you can tell Carl he's a fucking clown and there's no way you can watch it and go Wow They must have a lot of sex. They have a really He's worried about his mandolin and she's worried about him taking a fucking nap, just like your mommy would. Carl, you're a clown and you don't even have a lot of sex with your mom. I'll be telling him, I'm going to tell you this call to your face. Just like everybody covered for him.

Wait, no, she, they, they have a loving and she wants him to get his rest. Cause he works so hard Doing his prep for his shitty show where he watches more stuttering John clips What a homo He's totally sandbagging him there and he doesn't even realize it You don't even have enough sex with your mom. Well he's based it on a seven second clip that he saw and it's watched a thousand times. He's like, look at this guy's sex life. Why do I have sex with my wife every second of

every day sir? But here's the thing right again, it's just a mundane clip and you're both being polite. Like it would have been a funny clip if you guys had a little spat or something where there was was like a quick almost a flash of like a fight and you're like not now or something and she lead you like Okay, that's do you see that's funny, but she literally just came in from work. She's like you get it happen Now I was doing so well, what can you do? I'm trying to make sense of this too, and I'm involved so it's hard for me to take an outside perspective I think that the word mandolin was mistaken as like Mandalorian and they thought I was talking about Star Wars toys or something at first.

Not an instrument. Those are different rooms. Right, yeah, the Star Wars toys are upstairs. The man said don't touch its Mandalorian. I think that's what they thought. What, they got a baby Yoda there? Does he with it because I went out of Ray Devito show and Ray was trying to buy with me just like yes, so you got Star Wars toys to echo. No, I don't he goes out, okay It's great literally still I thought he was gonna bond with you over so I thought he finally had an adult man to bond with Can you ask the mom wife if I can sleep over?

She was stepping on mandolins all morning. Drunk engineer says you don't have sex all day, everyday gay. Yeah, for real. Merck, I've kept you much longer than I was planning on, but I have a couple clips of Settling John totally up to you. No, it's fine. I'm here for it. I love that. I appreciate it. Let's get into it. So when I was on revenge of the sis last week, we played the clip of Rocko going up to stuttering John and

Asking if his son's ever creeped in his face. That was fucking who one of the greatest things ever John is so upset with Rocko and that's the guy who's too key on there. Same guy trash my kids. Yes So what John does on his show? He's so unprepared He just starts scrubbing through different subreddits and he's literally just scrolling through looking for things that are interesting, following for obvious jokes like this one, which is hilarious. Is this really true? Now people, someone is that Rocco burrow? He got arrested in Bergen County. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you joking? No. He's falling

for this. This is the famous Frank Sinatra mugshot. I was going to guess it was either Sinatra or it was, I was like, who was it? It was one of those rat pack guys. 1938. It's in black and white. It's a very famous photo that was photoshop So are you kidding me? Is that rocko burrow? And even the headline is thought you could keep your crimes a secret rocko glass houses. So that's what John always has people in glass houses. So they're good. You're a handsome guy, man. You were a handsome guy back in the day. He got arrested in Bergen County. That looks like a young tokey. Is that true? Could somebody tell me if that's true? Black and white.

Is that really a young Rocco burrow? Holy shit. So another another criminal in the double verse. If he saw a wanted poster in the post office, could you believe this guy is wanted? It's right here in this post office. Holy shit. It's amazing. Yeah, it is amazing how stupid you are, John.

Yeah, John, that's why they sell you can buy framed pictures of Rocco's mug shot on Amazon. It's a resident. I see your man cave. All right, so I, you know, I've seen a picture of Rocco's mug shot in a pizza place. Do you think he owned that pizza place? Oh, John, no, just Frank Sinatra is very famous. All right. So John, like I said, he does a show where he rants

and raves like a lunatic says the same shit over and over again that he says every day. And then he goes, time to go to the subreddits. And he starts scrolling through and he can't find what he's looking for. So I'm going to play this whole clip. Feel free. We'll have a discussion around it cuz it's a lot of dead air But I swear she would judge show is And he's got the sound on My god John

Mute your tab you fucking retard So stupid let me just do that for a second. He did that he finally was one I really wanted to get here. Okay, so let me ask John Why do you copy paste and put it in a good job? No shit before the show paste your notes somewhere retired Where is it? And your first himself as the goat this is what he does. Fuck. And he refers himself as the goat. This is what he does.

Damn it. This reminds me of the occasional night wave when I go like four hours on a Friday night and I'm hammered by the end. Yes. And I'm like, uh. But even you don't go, uh. Uh. Uh.

Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Don't tell me they took it down. Because that was my favorite thing. Was it? I made a note that I was going to speed this up, but it's kind of funny to watch it in real time. Oh, okay.

Yeah, that wasn't Rocco Barrow. Okay. That's the thing. Last time I'm doing this, it's hard to be doing this I'm doing everything else It's it's like you know you the most famous mugshot in history besides Yeah, surely man It's hard to do this while I'm doing you're doing anything Jack He does do more than Kevin Brennan. I will give him

that. That's true. Although even Brennan is now playing his show. But he's not he's going add up pop that clip. Did you find it yet? It's so embarrassing. Get that clip of Carl playing with its baby Yoda. Look at his wife. I think she's older than him. Oh yeah. That's embarrassing. I bet he doesn't even ride a bicycle. What color is his helmet?

I love this one. This is by the way, this is going on this whole fucking time. This one, we're just amusing ourselves. I think this is what his audience does. He's still going. He's still going. This is not a good scene. Okay, this is great. So he finally fucking found the

clip that he wanted to do. That was two and a half minutes of him looking for that. So now the thing that everyone's calling out Shulie for and by everyone, I mean Kevin Brennan and centering John is that he homeschools his children. When I say he homeschools his children, it doesn't mean that he's teaching them. It just means that his children are

homeschooled. I have a friend who homeschools their kids. They get a group of kids together and then they have different instructors that come in and help with different things. I don't know how Sh she does it. I have no idea. But according to that, dude, it's my it's honestly if I had kids, I'd probably be keeping them out of fucking public schools. I think I would too. Because the propaganda that's going on in public schools right now is insane. Not just the propaganda, but like, see any more videos of these kids just getting stomped into fucking goo and you're like, yo, like when I was a kid, we beat the shit out of each other every

now and again, but we weren't stomping with both feet on people's heads and shit. Yeah, it's, it's, it's brutal. So she only decides to homeschool the kids and this is a big gotcha. And of course John always has funny quips when he finds things out about people they think are embarrassing. Oh, so you're doing the homeschool stuff too. Yeah, we were doing the homeschooling before. He couldn't even pass high school and he's homeschooling. Are you fucking with me? How are you gonna have a?

Trans son So one of his favorite go-to's now is are you fucking with me? That's one of the jokes. Let's see what else he's got on this one You're homeschooling Who's gonna homeschool you Okay Who's gonna homeschool you? Okay. Holy shit. That's his other one. There you go. Pandemic hit.

Oh yeah, sure. He doesn't want his kids to get molested and beat up. He's a real loser. Holy shit. Are you fucking with me? Are you fucking with me? Holy hell. All right. You're not even going to have a daughter with zippertits.

So John has been doing this thing. He bought a new computer and his MacBook Pro has these things built in. So when he makes certain gestures, balloons come up or fireworks go and stuff like that. And so because John is a child, he thinks it's entertaining and fun. And it's not except for when it fails. He tries real hard to get this going. John, is it true that the German Navy used your apartment to sink the Luzia? Why is he laughing at that? The Lusitania. Why is he laughing at that the Lusitania?

What does that even mean that the German Navy used your apartment to sink the Lusitania was a you boat What's it? What is the joke there? I didn't get it. He's laughing. Yeah, was it the Lusitania German boat? The Lusitania was going from New York to London Okay, it was all right or not London but England and it was a you boat that took it down and one of the reason We got into World War one, but does he have flooding in his apartment? Did a pipe burst I don't get the joke I don't think he does either because he's just someone gets a tube ice he goes yeah the old German Navy user apartment to sink the loose yeah what is the I don't think so, but I'll give you this. What does Napoleon have to do with this? All right, so now John's excited about the tube box, so he's going to give us a show here.

Yeah, baby. Oh, come on, man. Hey! Yeah! Give any love. Yeah! This is the best. Yeah! Give any love, yeah! This is the best! Yeah! This is gonna get angry and go Fuck this orator!

This is the hardest he's ever made me laugh! It's amazing! When he fails at shit it really is impressive! It almost looks like he's trying to cast a magic spell and he lost his powers Kazam! Looks like he's trying to cast the magic spell Another clip of him looking for a clip that goes out for minutes, but whenever we get the point. He's really

John rules Things ever made me laugh. He's the best. It's incredible. Um, all right guys, well look, thank you all for the super chats. Um, you know, I went, I had to start late today because of, um, I was at the doctor. Oh, the doctor. I want to tell you about that. So look at his hands. Turns out, cause I asked him why, like suddenly now, like when I'm doing laundry, I start

running out of breath. So they did an EKG and apparently you're an out of shape alcoholic smelling your dirty laundry. He asked the doctor, why do I get out of breath doing laundry? Holy shit. Okay, let's find out what's going on here. They think that something happened with my heart. Now, granite. I had a panic attack in Long Island and the ambulance took me to the hospital. Watch the balloons come out. They checked me and they said there are three like wires, nerves, whatever that supply energy to your heart and one of mine is completely clogged.

Oh shit. So the doctor today said it very well could be that. But I was hiking, like last year I was hiking. That's walking. Yes. Hitchhiking. Yeah. So I think John is. That's kind of an awkward, kind of awkward now.

But it feels kind of weird when you were doing a victory lap about Kumi. Yeah. Well, right. First thing I thought of. That's what I was thinking too. Karma, huh? He was being a little ghoulish when it came to Anthony. That's like when people come to me and it. Well, right. Thing I thought of that's I was thinking to karma. He was being a little ghoulish when it came to Anthony.

That's like when people come to me and it's somebody I hate. Now, like years in the hospital. I'm like, yeah, well, that's not I'm not happy about that. Like, yeah, let me know when he does something stupid. I'll make sure of it. No, I stay away from that bad juju stuff. Right. I got reports back from AC that Chad Zumach looks like he doesn't have long to live. He can't keep his hands steadies drinking is on a bender all weekend. I'm like, I hope he gets help. I want to drink themselves to death.

And no, I want you to like when Crowder went to the hospital and everybody's like, ah, yeah, fuck him. And I'm like, no, I want him to live a long time so I can keep calling him a homosexual on the internet. I don't want him to die. Yeah. So yeah, that's unfortunate. I guess John has some health issues with his heart. So we'll be watching that hopefully gets whatever he needs this came in and This is I think from Daniel sent this into me it shows that John's height is actually five five Because what they've done here this the internet is fucking psychotic

This is incredible. So they show that the base of the microphone stand the standard size is nine Inches and thirteen sixteenths of an inch so with that scale They could then figure out all the other heights on here. So he's five, four and seven eighths of an inch. But I like that they even accounted like it goes through the feet because the angle is is different. Like they really did this with detail. Yes, they found the exact spot on the floor insane These Pete dude the internet is fucking insane

It's great because John when he was in Atlantic City people saw him for the first time in a long time He's very short and they went oh you've shrunk and then it was crazy He got we went to the doctor when he got back to LA and went and they measured my height and I'm five seven and a half losers take Five seven and a half losers take that five seven and a half bragging yeah five seven that's a brag for for job did he went to the doctor and he's like I don't understand that I pissed off the voodoo guy from from from Beetlejuice somebody's trying to shrink me I think Patrick Melton put the shrinking powder in my drink in my cause.

I want to bring on our review girl, Marybeth Rosie, joining us on the show. What's happening? How are you doing? Good. Marybeth is going to be joining us in Vegas along with Brian Johnson. They're both coming out for Hackamania. That's exciting. So we have a quick game to play. A card have put together another episode of to catch an alien and this would be pretty self-explanatory

Mersh there's this guy named Tommy for MSCS media. Although I think he's rebranding to Tommy D the Tommy T show Cartiff said to me that but Which is which is weird. I think it's the last name is Knightly or something like that. I mean, it's Tommy K, but It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien. Are you ready to play to catch an alien? Do you think nowadays, you know, with all this social media and kids, adults, they seem to never be happy? I mean I go get Botox right, but I just want to be an old guy Fuck you talking about yeah, I've had a little work done buddy

Plastic surgery on his hair California raisin podcast This is the California Raisin Podcast. They seem to never be happy. I mean, I go get Botox, right? But I just want to be an old guy that looks good with a cigar one day on a chair, you know? I can see that. Hey, I want to have like a full head of hair, not too wrinkly, good tan, and smoke a cigar

with my lawn chair. But you know, like these kids now, they see all this stuff on social media and I think it's called like a dysphoria type of thing and nothing against them, but they look in and not they the individual Looks in the mirror and they see not what everyone else sees like their lips are huge Right or they're at the right spot, and they don't need any they look beautiful But in their head they're ugly and they need more I just want to point out mercy if you haven't seen Tommy before I just learned recently that English is his first language I thought for sure there

was this third or fourth but and then next thing you know they're out to here and out to here and out to here and they think they look great right cuz they they're maxed out he looks like the bastard child of like if Patrick bet David had sex with a gray alien. Yes, okay I was convinced that he was an alien a space alien you have made me very angry But I recently met a guy who knows him and he says no he grew up in Philadelphia. I was like, I don't know how that's possible, but okay Right cuz they're maxed out How do you deal with that? And is that do you think that's a cause of social media or it was there and that was What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices number one

rubbing salt in the wound. B, closing the door after the horses have left the barn. Next, tip of the iceberg. Four, just scratching the surface. Tommy laughs and says literally. And lastly, the cherry on top to catch tough an alien. Okay. So it says, do you think that's a cause of social media? Or was it there? And that was, I always go first, I'm going to say the be closing the door, the barn door after the horses left. What do you think, Mersh? I believe I'm gonna go with B. You got B as well. Marybeth? I think I'm going to go with scratching the surface. Literally literally although. I mean it really could be any of them in this But are you going with that for yeah producer Chris I went with B. Yeah B as well all right So does Cardiff do this on purpose with one B?

It was fucking with me, but I'm like Yeah, it was fucking with me, but I'm like what is he doing gotcha? How do you deal with that and is that do you think that's a cause of social media or It was there and that was just a cherry on top. Oh My god that doesn't even make sense None of us even thought that was possible. We get the one that would have made sense Even she looks confused is that like the church have with a mental illness Sunday Give it the program carl suicide Sunday

Even she just looks confused Have suffered from dysmorphia for a long time especially with the media and before it was Instagram It was magazines and then it was you know commercials and movies and it's just all across the board Just how we are geared But I do think that Instagram really brings more of it to life because it's at our fingertips and it's just you know Constant keeping why she dressed like those shitty strawberry candies that your grandparents used to have at the house Make a lot of noise Everybody at church would turn and look at you Yeah, you wouldn't want to be in a movie theater What is that shirt?

It's just so much and you can see like literally like what everyone is doing and much and you can see like literally like what everyone is doing and that's all for this time come back next time to find out if you have the Botox induced dysphoria enough to catch an alien subreddit surfing live Saturday March the 9th comedy at the Carlson in Rochester New York get your tickets now on the subreddit surfing live weird guy. It's a weird dude. He puts a lot of work and do a lot of things. And we definitely appreciate that guys. Are we pro corn diff around here? Yeah, I even seen corn diff in a while, but I liked him with Opie. Oh yeah.

I like corny. I couldn't believe many back to back Opie and Chad, like making them likable. Yes. Yes. And that was the weird thing is that as soon as Cardiff and corn diff and Tukey and whatever other character that guy plays Started going on opi show and Chad and even almost stuttering John. You're like, hey, this is actually an entertaining show now

This is kind of fun. It's like, you know cartoon characters all getting together You like when Hannah, Barbara would have like the cross thing and they're all like wacky racing Yeah, like Sesame Street without the learning. Yeah, some who framed Roger Rabbit type shit. Right. Yeah. All right, guys. I want to thank you so much for coming on. This has been fantastic. I had a blast. ATP Live.

You guys need to come to this show. It's going to be lit. We're going to fight each other. We're going to get banned from venues. I'm going to go after call. I'm throwing drink after drink after drink Should be a lot of fun people should check out revenge of the sis I had a blast with you guys on the show last week You guys do a fantastic program Monday through Friday at 4 on rumble, right? Mm-hmm, you have four to six every week a day. And then you also do nightwaves.

Oh, cute puppy. Thanks. Yeah, and a nightwave radio also just on rumble because they don't, ooh, and a plug since we are on the YouTube side of things. Yes. The Bad Luck Boys on YouTube. It's my cat channel where I try to help cats.

No shit. It's like not a joke. Like I know some people think it's like a fucking bit I swear to god like it's a little side project where do you like tnr and Trapped a pregnant cat last year and got her into a rescue. So we do some cats You're the best earn of the dabble verse is what you're telling me. I'm the attractive one. That's right. That's awesome Well, definitely check out revenge of the sis over on rumble and check out night wave. But most importantly, come see us live in Largo, Florida, March 22nd, wtp live.com. Merck's

great talking to you, buddy. Always, always a good time. Thanks for coming on. Thank you for having me. Yes, for sure. And then Marybeth will be reading some reviews. But first everyone's favorite part of the show. The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser!

The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser!

The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! Okay, do you want us to get away from that at least for some time and get back to just doing our regular format?

Or do you enjoy the Andy and Lucy and me? Competition so go on our patreon page. I'll have a poll up there You can let us know what we should be doing and then based on that We'll choose what we're gonna be doing for the Wednesday show because when you all talk I listen And I don't want to run that bit into the ground. I I enjoy it but Honestly, the reason why I started doing it in the first place was so I wouldn't have to do so much work on was this Yeah, what about these people bring in some clips so that I don't have to do all of the work what happened? Hey, well, I don't do it too much. Anyway, the shows go out for fucking eight hours to three hours

It really is ridiculous. So anyway, that's the teaser. I don't know what we're doing yet, but we'll definitely put that out Marybeth hang out after the news. We'll do some reviews. We'll listen to some Voicemails, they're gonna say Jews now Take it away Lucy tight box From Facebook and judge hard group posts a current picture of ourut Joe, in the line at the deli and quotes. I go to the gym every day. Rob Hock cuts up with the classic, 12-Ounce Curls. Ryan Mallody comments,

I find his lack of chin disturbing. Hanumerase notes, he's so tiny. Tom Giorno riffs, it's no wonder he's confident enough to try to hit on 24-year-old women. From YouTube, let's hope Trigavelli is correct when he writes, Matariz is the new Stutjo because Joey Mattress doesn't let anything slide. He'll respond to all of this.

Nasredna offers, he needs a lot more than a producer. Chris Sadowski makes a strong point, if everybody has OCD, nobody has OCD. This self-diagnosis is really getting old. From Reddit, Dr. Ted Penis Astronaut reports, Matt Arise is awful. Might need to be a regular check-in podcast, Carl. John stinks. Kevin is an abysmal human.

I'm sick of this WWE shit. Do you know how to drum up buzz about your podcast? You start by having a good fucking podcast. Kevin, John, kinda looking your way too, Cardiff. Enough with the fake drama. Heck, the movies represents. The Italian people wish to apologize for Joe Matariz. Soul Server says, Matariz is kind of amazing. Most talentless middle-aged comics would have given up after the first

documentary. Speaking of the porcelain docs, when does Zumach get one? Delaware is a lie. Joe Matariz is the worst. The guy is every obnoxious New Jersey Dago that has no personality outside of being Italian. I hope he chokes on linguine. Count Kumia points out Joe Matariz talks about being Italian only slightly more than Shuley does about being Jewish. Fix it 403. Tukey had to breathe John Stink long enough to make a 40 second video in AC and he barely survived. Nothing gets past your wife's bf wife's bf.

Putting a television sample in the intro is not lost on me. Fuck you Carl. Pico Nikki confesses, I don't like voting for a woman, but Lucy's podcast was next level bad. PX7 blah blah blah. God damn, Carl is a hardcore brony. Fuckin' sick! Joggerlicious adds, I wouldn't be surprised if Carl is a furry.

And her perk with his two cents? We need an update on mushmouth rich Voss as well. From Patreon, big time super chat shares. Bravo Carl and PC! It's fantastic having Patrick diving in at just the right time. John is obsessed with shit, assholes, himself shitty assholes, and John, nobody wants to know about your five-inch wart penis. Daniel Brzezinski? And then he gets into a fake fight with Stevie Liu? What has

become of the Dabbleverse? Out for smokes, opines? It's really a bad look when people in real life make the characters of Always Sunny seem reasonable and likeable. Total anon. Caleb Hammer from Financial Audit is fantastic. Please do an episode just going through the delusional assholes that come on and say the dumbest shit. Lynn gushes, love Eric, the better Z-Man, and economic hitman sounds pretty tough when he plays us out with Easy's dog is twitching his legs while he sleeps on the couch behind Eric. It's so cute All right Fantastic net new segment as always producer Chris and let's type box. Thank you for putting that together and Marybeth you look fantastic today. Thank you for putting that together and Marybeth you look fantastic today. Thank you

You look great people should check you out on OnlyFans and MarybethRosie MaribethRosie Sound like Slytherin John's spelling my last name. Yeah, that's good Do you have any new reviews to read for us? Yes, I got one here. It's titled This is Bad. Okay. They totally missed the point with the music commentary podcast. YFBS was an awful critique of the show and totally missed the point and have no idea of the background and education of the creators of that hilarious show. I'm going to guess that's a one star review from a fan. Either one of the hosts or a fan of your favorite band sucks.

I'm going to go with one of the hosts. Probably they don't even know our background. I studied music. I know music better than they do. I played the recorder. I mean, the only thing I would argue with that in that critique is that the your favorite band sucks was not hilarious. The guys were just angry at Wilco. Yeah, and a whole genre of music. But any who let's hear what our voicemailers have to say

about the show. Oh, Carl, I got a real ax to grind with everyone in the devil verse that's shitting on the the singer of the outfield cover band. Everyone's given them a hard time that little 12 year old boy went up there and sang his fucking heart out and you're all giving him a hard time. Fuck all of you. I see what you did there sir. So we're talking about the the famous fight between Kevin Brennan and Bob Levy. There's that outfield song being sung by the cover band at the Borgata. It's just been playing on repeat as all these videos keep surfacing is hearing over and over and over again. The woman didn't have the greatest voice in the world. What do you have to do?

You know, I usually wait until I'm home. This is all those background noise for my job, but Jesus Christ, Carl, this fucking Joe Madares episode is fucking painful. Don't ever do this to me again. I'm fucking going home right now. I don't even wanna be here anymore. This sucks. Fuck you. Sorry about that, sir.

I don't know what to tell you. By the way, Dane Lizard says, "'Can you get Merche to do another audiobook version "'of Julia Fox's book?' "'So so blind Mike and I have been doing these Cross shows on each of our patrons were going through Julia Fox's book. I finally watched Uncut gems last night. Hmm. I watched the the movie that made Julia Fox famous and Wow, was she a bad actor? Wow

Have you seen that movie Marybeth No, I haven't. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking with me? There's a scene in there where she's supposed to be hysterically upset and then there's no tears or anything and she's oh blah blah then she's like smiling. What's going on right now? I never was Good afternoon, mr. Hamburger. This is the customer service department from Rochester custom dildos There's a bit of a problem with your recent order you ordered our man bingo XXL line with a requested circumference of 16 inches But our manufacturer can only go up to 12 inches around also under additional specifications, it seems to you simply wrote more veins. Please give us a call back at your

earliest convenience. We can sort these issues out and have your custom dodo on its way to you in no time. Have a nice day. That wasn't for the show. Producer Chris, what the fuck? Did you get that mixed up with my personal stuff? I wanted to surprise you Jesus hilarious Cool at all. It's very I don't know if you realize that's very embarrassing well Get back to about the veins thing would you all right? Well, the embarrassing thing is that it's only only goes up to 12 inches I know what's up with that with that circumference now. You have to understand Marybeth's

Oh, yeah You know, I was listening to the show this week with the my little pony and then trucker Johnny fucking Andyq public brought some basic bitch LA dog shit. You know, honestly, I'd rather watch My Little Pony than LA's fucktards-based reality show. I haven't finished this portion yet.

I was thinking, I was really thinking about skipping over it, but good job, good job, Carl, good job. I always like listening to to God bless the retards that watch children's cartoons. How else am I supposed to be entertained? I don't want to watch either. I want to watch the people react into that shit and laugh at them.

But God bless you, Carl. And Trucker Andy, I'll see you on our date. Yeah, hot, hot piece of ass. I think those were good points. I got lost for a minute. Yeah. A lot going on. One of the things that we've noticed is that highlighting stuttering john and his alcoholism has helped a lot of people who would otherwise be going the same path. Hey, Carl. What's up, man? Speaking about sobriety, yeah, it's ever since I started understanding what the fuck

was wrong with Suthering John, I straight up quit. And I've been saying, what, five months out now. So yeah, somebody's fucking misery is somebody else's, you know, success. So keep it up, John. He's going. That's great news, buddy. All right. It's interesting because John loves to say he's charitable.

He's always giving back. What else are we here for? He doesn't realize that the way he's helping people, he's not even trying. It's by him being a lazy alcoholic that's actually helping other people. It's the best thing he's done for people. It's incredible. I know it's a weird thing to wrap your mind around. But

Well, I was wondering if maybe helped OCD people also. Yeah. You know, that have the sloppy kind like his. Yeah. That OCD thing is so weird to me. All right. Joe Matteris called into the show. He did a couple times last week, too. He keeps calling our voicemail. I heard you talking shit about me on your recent podcast. What the fuck, bro? I thought we were cool. I really am 93.7 Italian, just like your 93.7 teeth. Gabagool.

Ooh, Gabagool to you, Joe Matters. He didn't call just once, though. He called it twice. Here's Joe Matariz again. Joe Matariz here, I'd like to throw my hat into the Lucy type box dating game if you know what I'm saying. You know, I got the, you know, she makes my Italian blood boil and I'm running red hot, baby. I'm an Italian stallion ready to fill that type box up with can only

do if you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I do. Yes. Sex. The discord rights. I think that's really him. Could have been. I don't know. Oh, that was never. Oh, my uncle called into the show. Unc. No, not that one. Oh remember always talking about that commercial for child molestation not for Your child that molested There are children in Africa not even getting molested No one wants to fuck these kids Anyway, so there's that commercial that would say that little kid would be like,

I was wrestling my uncle and it changed. It felt icky. And I didn't understand what that was. That's the context of this next voice. So my uncle calling him, yeah, this is a Carl's uncle. And, uh, you know, back in the day, Carl saw this, uh, commercial with Russell, but his uncle and, uh, you know, he asked me about it. So I took the little rascal into the garage and we got to rattle it a

little bit. You know, he's got sticky and then you know, maybe I got a little sticky too. So love you, Carl. Love your uncle. See you at the hamburger reunion, buddy. I can't wait to wrestle there. Just like all times. I just want to point out that first off, my uncle didn't fuck me, but if he did, I wouldn't still be as tight. Right. I'd be over that now.

Well, you'll always have the garage special place. All right. Ronnie in Syracuse. Come on to the show. Hey Carl, Ronnie in Syracuse. I wanted to make some comments about the most recent bonus episode with the bizarre love triangle between Chad, John, and Kate Mead. It seemed like Patrick Melton was saying that Kate wasn't smart enough to be manipulating John and,

I don't know about Chad, but when the question came up, who's more attractive or who's better looking? And the answer was either John or Chad. And she said, John, that tells me right there that she's completely manipulating everything. But the other thing was I wanted to call out John's apartment. Oh, so you think Chad's hot. That's what I got. In the thing with Aaron, Suzanne's husband, where Aaron reached out to John and said, I'd like you not to talk about us on your podcast.

Right. Podcast. And John's the one that's setting legal action and was striking channels and all this crap over the wedding video because he doesn't want you to be talking about his family, to leave his family alone and just goof on him. And Aaron, as you guys pointed out, made a reasonable request that said, Hey, don't talk about us on your podcast. And John the hypocrite again, what applies to everybody else, but doesn't apply to him. Anyway, don't call me back.

Go figure. Could you imagine trying to figure out all the things John has done that's hypocritical? It'd be much easier to do the opposite. Right. I do the lifetimes work. All right. Here's another one we got. Hey, Carl. This is 18th century chemist Agnes Pockels. Back in Episode 400. You described Bert Kreischer as leaving a pile of sweat on the stage. That is incorrect. He would have left a puddle of sweat on the stage.

You can learn more about surface tension at your local library. Take a look. It's in a book. So Agnes Packels was a German chemist whose research was fundamental in establishing the modern discipline known as surface science, which describes the properties of liquid and solid surfaces and interfaces. So I'm glad that that person called it to the show to correct me on that. We have quite the cross-section. We do. It's amazing. I tried to a lot of Germans on this. I also tried the metalheads. All right, man. I'm

just going to say this like the one time, probably going to bitch about it for the rest of my life, but I can handle you like talking at a turn or whatever when it comes to like kink stuff or like I don't know other things, like just like talking about shit you don't know about. That's fine. It's whatever. I don't fucking care. But when it comes to fucking metal music, Carl,

stay in your goddamn lane, all right? Not everybody's gonna be some boring ass band like Ween. Who's ever heard of them, I have. Just fucking stay in your lane, bro. Oceans in Alaska, fucking awesome, all right? 2010s, Crabcore core my space era music. All right, so just fucking I don't know, figure it out or don't. I don't care.

I'm not actually upset. I love you. Very good culture. That's great. Asians, oceans, oceans, eight Alaska. I don't think I said anything bad about it. I just that was the band that Patty brought in and he described why he liked them because the band name is clever. That's what he said

So that was my only commentary on that Marybeth favorite band favorite brand blue October blue October Look at you. **** Hipster over here in our midst. Is that hip? I don't know. I don't know. Um Mary Beth, people should definitely uh check you out on your Only

Fans. We'll have the uh the link in the description of this episode. If you're listening to it and um also we're looking forward to seeing you in Vegas. That's gonna be a fun weekend. Yeah, I'm super excited. Is Cardiff going to be there? I think he's trying to make it happen. Make it happen.

Yeah, but we have two keys. It doesn't matter. Yeah, well to kill be there. Awesome. Doesn't matter if Carter shows up or not. Poor Cardiff. He was filling in for the be dabbling live this morning. Yeah, I guess Rocko had to work or something.

So Cardiff comes out on his channel to do it with OJ and immediately just like, I know everyone likes Rocco more than me. Yeah, I'm not as good as him. I think I'll forget it. Oh, by the way, point del point yesterday was fantastic. I was very happy with how that episode came out. We had OJ on for the very first time along with Christian Blatt and Missy B and myself

and um It was fun We had a good breakdown of the week that was with stuttering john malundas. I enjoy those shows They're very different than everything else. I do. Yeah, I enjoy them too. It falls in a time slot Where whether i'm on the show or not, I really enjoy kicking back Yeah, you know take a break from editing editing Lucy's fuck ups in the news. And she's usually spot on. But a couple of times you got to tweak a little bit here. Sure. But yeah, it's nice. Yeah. So I'll put that out audio only for our Patreon and Supercast folks, but it's

available on our YouTube page. You can find that our latest point dabble point Mary Beth love you thanks for hopping out with us today thank y'all man that was a good episode I was a good episode I enjoyed ban practice guy world order. BPGWO. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over! Ah, Carl. I love you. Go fuck yourselves.

Have a good week. Bye! A plane has hit. I rewatch it, Carly. Boom. Fuck it,ly. Boom. Pockets. Mom. Boom. Boom.