Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep497 - My Wife Hates Me (revisited)

Episode Date: February 29, 2024

We’re taking a week off from the competition format to revisit Rich Vos and Bonnie McFarlane’s show. They’ve been doing this show for about a decade, you would think that naturally it would evolve. Nope. It’s exactly the same. These two record one show per week and do zero prep, bring zero energy, and execute zero jokes. I hope they’re playing characters and aren’t just the awful people they appear to be for 45 minutes a week. Lucy Tightbox and Andy Q. Public both join the show to figure out which Hello Fresh protein is Rich’s favorite. Then we see just how good Brendan Schaub is at drifting in his truck (practice makes perfect). We check in on Joe Matarese who is not taking our good natured ribbing very well, I’ve never seen someone insult their recent guests like this. It’s wild! Also, Cardiff joins us to break down Stuttering John’s “hilarious” joke that we was getting paid to load trucks for the Salvation Army. And finally, another round of Who Said It and your reviews and voicemails.  Tickets to the live show in Florida on March 22nd! – http://watplive.com Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://allapologiespodcast.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@cardiffelectric  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Which, spoiler alert, was today's wordle. Devil? Yeah. Dude, you're giving out fucking wordles right now Yeah, what does this curb your enthusiasm? I don't give a fuck. Oh, wow reckless. Yeah, I didn't remind my videos Toro tag off my mattress earlier Future connections today producer chris. Oh, I sure did. You know what one I got last. Oh probably the one I got last heels. Yeah, dude Cuban I yeah

Alright, do you know about heels? That's our idiots So I do I do stilettos. Yeah, that was the only one wedges No, but then what we do was Cuban and sandwich or peanut butter or peanut butter. I forget neither of those things. Yeah, didn't make any fucking sense to me. Yeah. And that's our connections report. You know what? If this was um someone else's show, this would be the podcast. If this was fascinating, please go on. This was Rich Voss right now. I'd be like, are we good now? We do it. You know what my Voss

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before we get to the feedback, let's talk about who won last week. Let's look at the poll from last week coming in last with 17% with everybody loves time is Andy. I think once again people thought you didn't get the assignment right. How how I didn't say that. Don't get mad at me. I'm the messenger. I need put the table down. Andy is last. So that means it's between myself and Lucy drum roll please. With 55% of the vote Lucy tight box runs away with it with Let's Watch TV. Yay. Congratulations. I feel so much better that you did not win.

Well that's one way to put it. I put out the other poll and I said, do you like the current format where we each compete for the worst podcast and podcast category? Or should we go back to the usual format where we all listen to the same show and discuss it? And overwhelmingly, 71% of the vote said, keep the competition format. Yeah, now you'll notice I've changed it up this week. You might be thinking,

then why the fuck did I vote, Carl? We're listening, we're adjusting. I went through the comments because the voters really liked the competition. When you read through the comments, it's a little more nuanced than that. So what I noticed is that people like the competition, but they want there to be some stakes,

not just bragging. Absolutely. So there needs to be some stakes to it bragging absolutely so there needs to be some stakes too I thought we could maybe discuss that briefly at the top of the show today Also, what I saw a lot was people want the presentations to be tighter, which is a nice way of saying shorter Yes, I think that makes sense. I heard like five clips backs and things like that. We're in there Another idea that I saw five ten minute clips got it We're in there another idea that I saw five ten minute clips got it

Remember the first time the first couple times I did the Drew and Mike show Drew was like yeah, just pretty like 12 clips Well, that's not how this works at all Like sometimes clips go to clips and other times we play one clip and talk about it for a while So it has nothing to do with the number of cups, but I appreciate the suggestion Here's an idea. Maybe the stakes are it's only a competition between two and the losers out or the losers in. So if you lose, now you have to work the next podcast and compete. I do like weeks off. Right. So that would give us weeks off.

It would shorten the competition part because it would be one v one. And then I thought here's an even better idea. What if there's four of us here? What if we had teams? So the competition is one podcast versus one podcast, but we have teams that compete against each other. So producer Chris gets involved. So let's say hypothetically, it's producer Chris and me, we choose one podcast, we each present it. So it's not one person me we choose one podcast we each presented so it's not one person presenting the whole time so you guys are dead you're already calling dibs on producer Chris we will change it up every week you're you're you're trying to try to compete with those two over

there change it up every week but that's another idea that I had right okay it won't be an hour and a half long segment because it'll just be two podcasts and it won't be just one person to present the whole thing for the whole time. I don't know. Thought that was kind of an idea. It won't be me, you know, taking a beating, doing consequences every single week. 17%, Andy.

I think 17% is better than I did two weeks ago. I've got a stick up for Andy. I've got a reverse Mohawk and a forehead tattoo by the end of June. Those are some stakes. I just thought we'd die. All right. So that's a couple ideas. Let me know what you guys think. Another person said or a couple people said like do it every other week. The

competition thing which is also a good idea. So it's not every single week but we keep that format going. So I don't know. I'm open to all of these things. I like the idea of having stakes but it can't be like a spinning the wheel of consequence kind of thing and then we're jumping in Lake Ontario in February. Like it's not I don't want this to be that hot. Outside of the show. February is almost over.

So well, it would have been nice to actually have the polar plunge this month. Yeah, it's fucking beautiful outside. But anyway, that's not the point. The point is that the weather, the point is we heard you. Thank you for the feedback. A ton of people voted in this.

We appreciate that. People like the competition, but there's ways to tighten it up. And I totally agree with all of that feedback. and I do appreciate it. With that said, let's get into the main show today which is Rich Voss, Bonnie McFarlane, they do a show called My Wife Hates Me Now. This goes back to SeriousXM. This goes back to when Opie and Anthony was still on Sirius with their own channel and they gave these guys a show that was on SiriusXM. So I thought they're not still doing this, right? And if they have, it's got to be way different than what it used to be. Well, spoiler, they are still doing it and it's not different at all. La la la la, I'm ready to go. Are you

ready? I guess I'm ready to go. Are we gonna have to go over the rules of the podcast with you? No rules. But do you know what today is? Can you guess? I guess it's probably one of your sober days. 38 years today. I love the energy they bring. It really gets you pumped up for a podcast, doesn't it? Get ready to laugh, everybody. What I'm catching on to, because I only listened to one other episode, not this one, but she knows what he's gonna say before he even says it.

She knows him so well at this point. He doesn't even need to be there. No, he doesn't need to be there. I'll prove that. Also, I've noticed they cut down their intro song. It used to be a lot longer than that. So that was just like she really hates him. Weird. Okay.

Thought there's gonna be a story. That's the end of the episode. They play the whole thing. I like the episode that I who the hell gets that far. It was brutal. Who would know that? All right. So the show starts off with bickering. Yay. The married couple is bickering. How fun. You can see that we're in a tough spot these days, relationship wise, a lot of like very tiny things getting on each other's nerves. Yeah. Like, like the fact that I just didn't say congratulations upset them.

So they're just looking for the smallest minutia to nitpick about each other right out of the gate. And now if I was on the show, I'd be like, okay, whatever, who cares? What are we talking about today? That's not what happens at all. In fact, that question is not brought up until 27 minutes in. But before we get to that part, let's get to some more bickering. Whoa, whoa, it didn't upset me.

Oh, it was enough that you brought it up. Yeah, it's something you would have done to me. I do like you. I hate when you do the, it's like, you do it. It's like, well, if you don't like it, then you say it I do say it You have an issue with it then say it if it doesn't bother There's lots of things that you do to me that I don't do back to you just because you do it to me

It's like that's what I say it bothers me, but you keep going with stupid stuff So I mean it is what it is. I had I just said. No, not that other things in life anyhow. 38 years This is the type of conversation if you're at a dinner party You say afterwards we're not inviting them again. I don't want to deal with this couple I forgot these they think it's a show I think it's so annoying. I don't want to be around people like this I would say it right in front of them at the dinner. You would yes i'd be polite wait till afterward Tell my wife no more more with Richard Bodden.

Enough. I know Rich is friends with Opie. That's very exciting, but that's enough with us. What did you guys pick up on, Andy? I'll go to you first. What did you pick up on from the show? I listened to episode 540, and some people might say that the weather is the most boring thing that you could bring up to talk about in a podcast. You might.

But they're gonna kick the show off with what I would consider to be the least interesting topic of all time. Whoa, testing one, two, three. Welcome to My Wife Hates Me with our new table that we're using. It's amazing how nice this table is that we put our stuff on, our mics. Our stuff, they know what a table is. That we put our, you know, our stuff on our mics.

Our stuff. They know what a table is. Are you? What's wrong with you? I'm just saying, you know. So riveting. I guess Rich's thing, his schtick or the whole point of the show is to be like a boring asshole on purpose, because I guess seemingly it in over almost 500 episodes of this show.

We've never once talked about the table that we're putting our shit on. No. Rick goes out or Rich goes out to a steak dinner and wants to tell you about the fork that he ate it with. Yeah. What are we doing? Well, it's like he's purposely being uninteresting as if that's the bit, which I don't find to be all that entertaining. No, I could also play that character, but I don't know that a lot of people are setting up for Patreon.

Just going to be an uninteresting asshole. I guess if he's doing it intentionally as a straight man, so Bonnie can fly off the handle at him. Maybe there's something to that, but I think he's just like this. Right. Yeah. I mean, there's they're definitely playing it up Yeah, oh look at us. We're a couple and i'm annoyed with him because he's so grouchy and i'm like, what's the heck? If you don't mind I want to keep going because this table talk continues for a couple of clips The fact that the table is new and the and it's the only different and exciting thing that's happened to Rich's mundane life.

It's going to supersede all the other practical needs that Bonnie wants out of the space and the table. We have our computer on it. Rich, just come on. Okay, Rich went and bought a table. He's very excited about it. It was $20. It's not quite right for this space. It's perfect. You can't tell Rich that because these... Oh, of course Bonnie's going to complain about it.

I'm just saying, it's like, look how far away from the seat it is. It's not that far. It's exactly the same distance as the other one. My ass is right on the very edge of this seat. It's the seat that we have here. We need to put just a seat that goes across. So rather than admit that he made a bad decision with the table that he bought, he's just going to defend it because his wife doesn't like it. You know, I once bought a work truck to fit my ladder in and the ladder wouldn't fit in, so I just cut the ladder until it fit in the truck.

Perfect. That's what you do. Yeah. Instead of admitting you're wrong. You're right. Yeah All right a couple more rich has been keeping busy by going to Israeli pundit lectures at the local JFS or whatever the fuck he's doing now and If you ever notice that my life is going in this direction, just hand me a gun with one bullet welcome, busy, busy, busy week. I won't speak long on it. I just went last night to see an IDF speaker, Israeli Defense Force give a lecture. A lot of deception out there. I don't want to get into it, but please don't

They're coming for all of us I didn't realize that I was watching a Thanksgiving with my my wife's uncle Yeah, right Can I at least watch Detroit lose a football game if I'm going to have to listen to this? So I was propagandized last night and it really changed my mind about everything. Well, yeah, that's how that works. Lucy, please get us off the Israeli. Oh, boy. All right. Well, I listened to Episode 531, which was titled veganism. Oh, beautiful. Yeah, I know even better, right? So what I was kind of looking for is I think it's been six years ish since WATP reviewed this show. It's been like what 13 years since they started it.

Yeah, so I was completely shocked that they still don't know how to start a show or edit anything else out. Good morning. Testing one, two. Oh, we gotta do that every time. Good morning. Good morning, Rich. Testing one, Bonnie. How you doing today? Every day I say good morning to you. You're like, no, I go. Do you wake up in a terrible mood? No, I go. Hey, what's up? I don't go. So don't exaggerate right from the beginning of the podcast. I don't go, so don't exaggerate right from the beginning of the podcast. And that gets us right back into the bickering. Yep. Yeah. So that's effectively what they did the entire episode, but they also spend a lot of time talking about things that Rich hates. So in clip two, we are going to learn about how he hates timers on thermostats.

It's always cold. But now that I fixed thermostats so you can just set it. I don't like timers on thermostats because, you know, certain times you're colder than other times and you just want to go set it. Here's the thermostat. Peep peep peep peep. And then you set it. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard and I listen to a lot of rich boss today what the fuck is he talking about yeah well luckily for you you're gonna get to find out a couple of other things that he doesn't like sometimes it's colder than other times and so you want to be able to change the thermostat whether it's on a timer or not you can say how

they work yeah you could override the time or you want to that's really stupid what else does he hate I don't like our fireplace. I don't mind it It's just you know, it's a gas fireplace Where to me that's a fake. It's like the the barbecue grills. I don't like hot take. Yeah Pretty good stuff completely crazy. So I have a gas fireplace and I love it You don't have to chop any wood. You don't have to chop any wood You don't have to clean it. You don't have to do shit. You just turn it on or turn it off and Nothing to it. Yes. He's just complaining to complain about right? So this is the thing that I picked up on nothing has changed since we listened to the show six years ago

It's all exactly the same and they have the same fake fights on the show I want to point out this is once a week for about 45 minutes. If they wanted to come prepared with interesting content and a conversation, they could. They have plenty of time. It seems like who we're watching so far, it seems like a daily show, maybe twice a day show, where they just like turn on the cameras.

Even Aaron and April on steel toe, at least they'll bicker from time to time, but they have other things to talk about. These people come with absolutely nothing to talk about. So yesterday and she don't cut me off. I was looking up. I have to fly to Vegas in April and I was looking up prices anywhere $1,000 round check and all I went was Jesus Christ, you know Essex, you know, it went from like $400 to a thousand dollars. I want to point out too because this was driving me nuts Bonnie the whole time is

Glancing over at the camera. Oh, yeah, like the office like get a little this guy right? Yeah, believe it. This is my boss And I went Jesus holy holy shit. And Bonnie goes, Oh, man, you're bringing negative energy. Yes. Yes. Because I'm not happy that I have to pay $1,000 to fly to Vegas. Yes. So instead of going, wow, that's crazy. Or that's insane. Or wow, you're bringing the negative energy. So I said, go upstairs and play with your crystals. Okay. So this is not interesting to anyone and married couples sometimes

fighting away that is interesting. You ever watch cops? Like the husband tries to set the house on fire while she's sleeping. That's cool. I can get into that. These two are just like, yeah, I said Jesus Christ and she goes, oh, what's the problem? You're so angry. I'm not angry. I'm a happy person. Oh my God. The first thing anytime you call me or text me, you don't believe in God. I'm sitting next to a fat person. Oh no. Let me tell you, this audience sucks. I never say the audience sucks. I never say the audience sucks. The the the never say the audience. The green room is terrible. The other

comedians are bugging me. Well, that I might say but I never say the audience sucks. That's not true. I saw Rich Foss in Rochester not that long ago and the audience did suck. He was trying to do his first bit and these women in the front row were talking the whole time and he finally scolded them and then he called body and said the audience sucks. And she literally wrote to the audience from the phone that was in his hand. So the fact that he goes, you call me or she goes, you call me to tell me the audience sucks. It's definitely true. I've seen that happen. Yes. On stage. It was actually kind of funny. That's

amazing. It was great. What is with these guys, these old guys using toilet paper instead of Kleenex or napkins? This is more of a visual, but we'll explain it. Watch Rich. No, you said, you said, Jesus fuck. I go, what? I go, what's wrong? He goes, the prices are a thousand. I go, well, I go ask the club for more money. This is our thousand. I go well, I go ask the club for more money. He just pulled toilet paper He's got a maybe they're in the bathroom Which is already weird it's a room there and he just starts a wrap it around his hand It just takes on the whole face Why is that based on the content that's coming out of his mouth? He just figured this is the appropriate thing to point Watching stuttering John. Yeah, it's the cheapest way to clean your face. That should be the new Sherman and

your shirt John spokesman Wipe every hole on my body with this Andy Please tell me there's more to the show than what we've been showing so far This is so boring. I'd love to in clip four Rich starts getting annoyed by the fact that the family dog joins the show Luckily, there's an easy solution to the simplest of problems very why would you have your dog in here? I'm going to take her out. No, I mean at this point no What do you she's crawling under the table?

She's crawl. That's a good way to get out Look at you. She's crawling under instead Okay, go Oh, yeah, maybe that's a little you know how to call it in a table But he's gonna power bomb him through that table like Monday nitro by the end of this episode She really doesn't like this table. They've learned nothing about podcasting. This is Nonsense, so as far as I could tell they have changed two things Okay, since the last time that you talked about them one She has her fucking Emmy in the background of all of their videos which is just a pile of books they're just

like haphazardly thrown out there with an Emmy on top of them yeah like it's a paperweight yeah she has to show it oh that's funny yeah there's nothing else on the walls too so it just doesn't fit no at all and the other ones of the table. Yes They also though so I did watch the end credits which again had that full theme song and they now list that they have a producer Which means that theoretically somebody is helping them with this That's not this content the dog. Yeah, that's not good. Well, Lucy. What's good about the show? I'm sure you have a few clips on here excited to show I I did actually have some good stuff. We're actually gonna skip to clip 9. Okay Something that was nice in the episode that I listened to was that they had a guest on for the first time

Oh, okay. So to set you up for this they are going to be bickering a whole bunch more Specifically about Bonnie taking care of her health by going to regular doctor visits. So Rich decides to call Dr. Steve. Oh, I know that guy. Let's see if Dr. Steve answers. If I find blood in my stool, is this exciting for people? Yeah, I could say yes, yes. No, it's not exciting. Please answer the phone, Dr. Steve. Oh no, alright. Please answer the phone, Dr. Steve. Oh no. All right. Please answer the phone. Dr. Steve. So in clip 10, we'll find out if he answers.

It's probably with a goddamn patient. Oh, hold on. Giving a colonoscopy right now. Can you hold on? Can you hit Dr. Steve? Yes. You're hit? Dr. Steve Yes, you're on our podcast. Well, the phone is being held to the microphone Okay, which is the same as talking to just rich and body at this point these these Podcasts have like 1300 views each as long as they say up there. No one's watching this but that's a great technique They can't Okay. Well, this is because we don't usually have guests but

now your opinion if you can and I'm telling Bonnie That at some point in life you have to have a colonoscopy Okay. Yeah, so this is not the same as having a guest. This is we were doing our shoot the shit podcast and then we called somebody bombarded him with a colonoscopy question. Well, I'm sure Dr. Seabes gets this all day long. This is what his lifestyle is. It's just answering the phone and they're like, hey, you're live on a podcast. I know. Yeah. I know. Yeah. Settle an argument for me. But it's funny to say that because the most recent episode that I watched today, he decided to make a phone call to another comic who just got passed

at the cellar and he called him up and did the exact same thing. Hey, you're on the my podcast. You're on the speakerphone. And they woke him up. Oh, my God. It was like 1030 in the morning of the guys. All right. Yeah, thanks, man I appreciate it. It was not a good spot Not a good guest spot for him

anything else on this episode Dr. Steve at some point explains to Bonnie that we as people can take preventative measures in order to avoid cancer You know like not smoking not drinking too much blah blah blah to avoid cancer, you know, like not smoking, not drinking too much, blah, blah, blah. But Bonnie is completely convinced that she knows better and that her diet alone can prevent cancer. Oh, and clip 11 for me is my religion. Jesus doesn't want me to get cancer malignancy. All of those things will mitigate your risk, but also mitigate

or complete like how many vegans do you know... How many vegans do you know that have cancer? Besides skin cancer. All kinds of them. No, it's... Look it up, it's not true. Whoa! Yeah.

Vegans are the most annoying fucking assholes on the planet. She could be more wrong about that. Right. The real answer to that is if you live long enough, you will have some kind of cancer. That is true Yeah, so if vegans make you live forever, then you're more likely to get cancer. Yeah Yeah, they say you might not die from it. You might be get something that's treatable. But I My wife put together a course about cancer It was the most depressing course that she ever had to deal with.

And the person that was the expert in that, I mean, that's how I know that. Right. Not to bring everybody down. But also, veganism is an odd diet because it's mostly based on concern for animals. So, I understand vegetarians, people do it for different reasons.

Vegans, almost 100% of the time, it's like they're very concerned about the animals and cruelty and shit like that. So, why that translates into, I can't get cancer now, is absurd. It doesn't give you superpowers. Right, that's how that works at all. You can still eat french fries every fucking day, all day long. And aside from that, you're bothering dr. steve for this shut the fuck up and show some respect yeah yes he's got a dying patient and they say what he's what he's taking his time to do he's the expert yeah close the eyes of a dying. Don't interrupt his hobbies. All right. Anything else with

with this adventure that we're on right now? Those were the best moments of the one that I checked out with Dr. Steve. Okay. Well then since you're showing us the exciting parts, I'll show you boring story time. This is the rich boss. We've all grown to hate because ritual was fantastic. I don't mean Anthony loved him as a guest. I've seen him do stand up many, many times. Oh shit. I had a photo of me and him. I was going to pull in for this show and I forgot to do that. Who's who? Well, it's a funny photo. Maybe I'll pop it in a post. We're at best. It's a funny photo because it was during the pandemic. So we both had a poor masks down to take the picture. And

I went to them like, Hey, rich car from WTP, great show tonight. And then we take the picture and he's just making a face like go fuck yourself. He seemed very enthusiastic to to meet me. But this is what we hate about him. It's boring fucking storytime. I had I had an early morning flight and I said, you know what, I can't do it anymore. So I switched my flight to 1130 and I'm talking to the guy from United,

I think he was in either Taiwan or China. Who cares? Well, because they don't know the rules. They're just outsourced. Oh my God. They're outsourced. I'm telling you, he's like, oh, let me put that in there,

into my vortex of anger. That could come back and help me get angry later. No, I'm not angry. Okay, somebody with an accent. Okay, good. I didn't say with an accent. I might be able to get angry at this. I didn't say accent, I said outsource,

that doesn't know all the rules. What is this story? Because I know the story. I sat and listened to you talk to the guy was very lovely. Very, very different one. And he was great. This guy is changing flights because he's a comedian tours around and he's like, oh, this is good stuff. I'll save this one for the podcast. And thank God we have our classic Bonnie there with her.

Who fucking cares? And her. It's boring as shit. But everyone doesn't know why we have those drops on the board. So the first time we listen to this show. So that's Bonnie's role on the show is to tell her husband that he's very boring. But what could be more boring to talk about than possibly changing flights talking to someone who has an accent overseas when you're trying to do that? Well,

what about I don't know your keto diet? Oh, good. It's my face looking skinnier. Why would you want your face to be skinnier? Not my face, just my... This is day three with like no carbs. And I mean, I guess the most carbs I have is a banana. It has 22 grams of carbs, but that's nothing. Your body... Oh my God. When people on a daily basis eat about 55 to 65 percent of their foods are carbs fascinating to go on and Maybe because she's a vegan. She's like I people like this Contest I'll let him slide with how many grams of carbs. Yeah, he's eating and how many there are in a banana

That's gonna carb cast everybody. Yeah, how many there are in a banana. That's going to carb cast everybody. What are they? Yeah. How many carbs are in everything? Right. What do they just call this? My husband is boring. Is that my wife hates me because that would be a better description of what's going on. And I assume this is like riches stick now is just how mundane can I be when I'm having a conversation.

Now, why do people have a podcast? Anyone who listens to the show goes, why are we even listening to this? They're both comics. They're both comedians. There should be some jokes. Let's start with Bonnie. She's got a joke for us. It's like there's a, there.

I had a rip in my pants pocket. I turned my pants inside out. We call that a wife. All your money goes down there. What's that so you're yeah you get you're a riff in your jeans is the same as having a wife like all your money goes oh explaining it does not make it any funnier. Well, Rich is a funny guy though, right? He'll have a better joke than that I would imagine.

You love when I get a rip in my jeans. She runs into her sewing room and puts on her visor like she has one of those visors that you wear like if you're going to gamble somewhere like she's a dealer and she like gets her sewing thing and goes bring it in Bring it in and she has a line of people outside that she'll mend clothing for not that that's not funny. That's not true I try to be funny Sometimes it doesn't work, but I admit it Yeah, sometimes it doesn't Sometimes it's just not working at all jokes

I had a joke in my episode. Oh, you want to play it for us? Yeah, yeah, I do. So they're talking about setting up their new house in clip six and they start arguing about the pronunciation of leisure. So we both get the bickering and the only joke of the episode. However, now that we're in this house, I feel like we can unpack at our leisure, but you don't feel that way. You're always like getting it done. Like you want every room in the house done.

I like to enjoy the house and first of all, it's leisure. It's leisure, not leisure. He was an actor. Go ahead. Who's what are you tell you about Keith Ledger Fuck is going on right now. Yeah, why does it sound like shit too is it sound like that before? I just didn't notice it. Yeah, there's a lot of static going on on there Their producer is not doing a very good job. I was going to say, well, I'm glad that you, uh, you brought that up because that actually brings us to, uh, the big joke of the show from my episode.

You know, it's the big joke of the show because they named the episode this. So right after rich had that swing and a miss, he decides, all right, that wasn't very funny. I'll just transition into telling a story. And rich always has the best stories. What did I have a good time in Arizona? Oh boy. This is the time we've all been waiting for. Rich lists things that he did while going on the road.

Go ahead, here we go. We should have some music. Well, I'd like to thank True North where we played golf. There's a course is immaculate true north. Immaculate immaculate. Yeah, what do you think it's called? Now you're right. So the name of this episode is immaculate, of course, because that's the thing is that

Rich says really dumb things a lot. And so that's like, what's funny about this show is the body goes, oh, you're an idiot. It was pretty funny. Yeah, he is pretty stupid. So the other thing I want to point out, though, is that they do talk like a couple. And when you are dealing with a couple, they're always watching TV shows together and shit. And you don't understand their frame of reference or where they're coming from. That it's so bad. And I hate the way I look and so sorry.

Don't we all. I know. So you're going to look pretty again. Oh, my God. I said that in a TV show. Yes. What do you say she said I'm not as pretty as I used to be and he said you will be again Jesus that guy's a creep so Yeah, true north was amazing

Remember that TV show we saw the guys had that thing? Yeah, I sure do. It felt very sincere. Yeah, it did a little bit. But this is what we picked up on last time is that Rich just wants to talk about golfing. So Rich is like, I just did a comedy show out in Arizona and we went to a golf course. Oh, fuck. Fuck me. What did you do on the front nine? Rich, tell us about the back nine.

Andy, what else did he talk about in the episode you checked out speaking of jokes that happened on the show Rich is going to switch topics and Bonnie you can see this slight against her coming five miles away This number six. Yes, so a great cartoon today. Oh boy. Here we go. This is where we're at in our lives Go ahead tell a great cartoon. I'm sure it's like negative towards me. Oh Yeah, the car. You know aren't the cartoon artist goes. Oh, what can I write about Bonnie do a cartoon? Do you really think that's what I meant? This was like having conversation with him where he just completely just doesn't have normal human conversations

Yeah, the cartoonist drew a picture of you. No, obviously you're sharing it because it resonates with you about something that your wife has done. I'm sure that's what the cartoon is. Go ahead to tell what the cartoon is. No, because then you're going to. OK. Yeah.

So this must happen once a month when he gets his analog tactile version of Playboy That he flips to the end where they have the cartoons and he's gonna describe What he saw on the back of the pages that are stuck together clip 7 is the wow uncle rich. You're so cool Good 7 is the payoff to this cartoon story. Go ahead because I'd like I'd like people to know Old guy to his wife. Oh, old guy, Joe's wife. Okay. Here we go.

Yep. Well, uh, said for 30 years, you've been correcting me. She goes 31. It's kind of funny. It's not bad. Yeah. Well, they do it. Tell you the dad.

Do you understand? It's funny that I actually Corrected you before you even did it like I know you know well body wasn't gonna like that no matter what that's not bad Yeah, it's pretty good. But if he didn't deliver it like stuttering John reading a super chat Feel like I'm out to dinner with these two and she's looking at me saying he's like this all the time It's like honey. You're gonna get my bill in your mail if you keep this up you know all right and do you want to plop through the rest of the what you brought for us let's just skip to number nine this was the clip that sums up this of this entire run of a podcast for me yeah that's weird about you everything well you're Not entirely self-aware, you know, why what am I doing now?

You're literally staring at yourself, but you can see that you're not like in a good position That better no cuz your mics now not in your mouth That's supposed to be in my mouth. Whatever. At your mouth. All right. What can we talk about?

We have nothing to say. Last week we had a great podcast. This week we have nothing. Whose fault is that? What was last week's episode? Yeah, I was going to say, what did we miss? Maybe that was the vegan episode. That was pretty exciting.

Talked to Dr. Steve and everything. Yeah, great. Pretty cool shit. What else happened on this episode, Lucy? Oh, we had a really great ad read for a meal delivery service in clip seven. Bonnie is going to take the lead, but Rich is going to make the most compelling point about why you should use this service. Just so great. And it teaches them how to cook. It's like so easy to sort of like follow these recipes or these big cards that have everything like Illustrated on it and and it's really really great and it also I like the salmon Brain dead at this point. He said on the show say is 38 years sober

You would think some of these brain cells would regenerate or something, but what do I know? It's like brain dead at this point. He set up the show saying he's 38 years sober. You would think some of these brain cells would regenerate or something, but what do I know? I'm not a scientist. Absolutely not. So they continued this bad ad read for three and a half minutes, which I am sure was not contractually obligated. Sure.

But they were having so much fun with it. They were having such a great time with it. And they were really compelling and I really wanted to order it. And they want to remind the listener that they have actually used and loved this product in clip eight. When you hear on radio, when radio hosts promote a product and you know they don't use it,

we used this, we did use it and we liked it. And we will use it again. Yeah, so like, this isn't just just it was good. The salmon was delicious. Right. But the salmon. I like that. That's very telling. We did use this. Yeah. And we liked it. So you got a free trial. Yep. Because that's what happens when you get a sponsor. And then you I'm good. Yeah, no she jumped it said we will again We're willing to pay for it. I fucking don't what I love the most was the price Yeah, it's salmon I don't know if this is a selling point for a meal delivery service

No, it's not and all that was just seven at some point during the ad read. She's talking about she's like, oh yeah, there are 40 different meal options every single week and all he does is talk about the salmon. I'm like, okay, so you had one meal. What about the cod? Yeah, cods get no love over here. He had a fish lunch. All right.

Anything else Lucy before I tie this one up, that was all of the fun that I had. Okay. So rich goes to the same podcasting school as one, Greg Opie Hughes, as you can see. Oh God, look at my, I'm hungry. Okay. Let's, let's get a clip and then we'll, well, we seven minutes Why do you like what is that? Then it's like 45 minutes. That's a good podcast. We're only at like oh, we got six minutes so still rich is just like Oh be trying to fill time That's the most important thing so it's it's quantity not quality for him Also, I've never heard and I listen to a lot of podcasts

for many years. I've never heard anyone say 45 minutes at the sweet spot for a podcast episode. Oh, you're in the zone then. 45 minutes for a podcast episode. Maybe 46. What's he talking about? That's brand new on me.

But he looks down at the clock and he goes, you know, Bonnie, we do this once a week. We've only done 38 minutes. So I guess we gotta keep talking for another six a week. We've only done 38 minutes. So I guess we gotta keep talking brother six or seven. We've only done it 13 years. Yeah. So, okay. Well, what are we going to talk about? Probably the most exciting thing anyone could talk about the weather. It's gonna be 60 degrees next week here. 70

degrees. It's getting warm. Spring is coming. We got to take the thing off the pool. I wonder if we call them and set up an appointment to open the pool. You know, it's heated, you can go in, in like, what are you staring at, you weirdo? I'm waiting for this to be done. We could turn it, we could open it in like May

and heat it, right? We like to end with conversations we should have had after the podcast is over. Well, no, cause people would say, oh yeah, we open our pool in, in. Okay. Okay. Conversations we could have Googled. No, our fans are maybe one of our fans has a pool and we, you know, the advice. Thank you guys. No, I'm not done We appreciate it. Yeah save that for a bonus episode Something patron got that to me weather talk making appointments that's like Manhattan making a point

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He says, here's a clip from a long drawn out story. I only have one question. How loose is this woman's butthole? Oh my God. Like I was afraid to let it go. Like the whole thing was going to go in there. Yeah. And I was like, what the fuck? This has never happened to me. My ass just swallowed this freaking butt plug. So I go, I'm like, help me, help me the butt plug. It's inside of me and I don't want to let it go. And I started to legit like freak out a little bit. So my question is, has that ever happened to you, Andy? It happened to Shane Gillis on SNL. What did you think about Shane Gillis on SNL? What did you think about J. Gillis and as an owl?

I talked about it with Drew and Mike. Yeah, I listen. I listen to that. And I thought I thought you guys were pretty spot on with your take. He did seem a little nervous off the jump. But the seem nervous. Well, he said it out loud. Yeah. Most of us have ever been. He said that during the model.

And I thought the the gags were hit or miss. You know, it's usually every bit is good for one minute and then it goes on for five. Yeah, you're done with it. Yeah, the whole show should be a half hour. Right. It would be way better. Yeah, just like get to it. All right. I have to give you a quick update on Brendan's job. OK, yeah, we covered him. The most recent episode we covered Toontown and that's the show where he was learning how to

drift. Yeah. Remember? And put a helmet on. He was going around the guy. He was drifting in that that car, that BMW. Yeah. And then he goes, I get it. So, he hops in his truck and then it starts to turn a little bit. It's awesome dust pickup, I think. So this just came out. This was on his Instagram, where I don't think he's very good at drifting. Here he is driving his truck. You're watching him drive his truck. He's trying to do it. Yeah, I'm gonna make a quick one.

him drive his truck he's now upside down. What the fuck? It looks like you've been in a crash. I will start insulting you. SOS system will continue to retry. Why do you think you should have a show about cars? Or content? I don't know.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'mOS system will continue to retry. Why do you think you should have a show about cars? Or content? Are there people in the back seat talking? So he posted this. No, you hear him outside with a producer or cameraman or something?

Because he posted this and said, new tune down coming out out This is the tease to the next episode and you're probably thinking because we couldn't see where he was driving We just see that he's making a turn and also in this car flips over. It's probably a lot of obstacles You probably like an obstacle course going up a hill or something like that. Here's the photo of the truck middle of a flat surface the middle of. He just fucking flipped it out its top Wow, you didn't have a seat belt on Fucking moron yeah, but I mean you're in the air bag. Oh, they're bags were there for is that Oh, is that a rear-wheel drive car? like

Gearhead Real wheel drive to drift a car you took you kid you can't drift a car with an all-wheel drive truck He can't trip the car no matter what He can do with anything in one of those remember the big wheels we used to have as kids that you couldn't help but Drip cuz I got no traction. Yeah, he wouldn't even do that fucking idiot. So that's our update on funny shit. Yeah, that's British. That's best comedy bit right there. Flipping his truck upside down. All right. With that, I'm happy to say I have a segment for us today that I'm very excited about with a brand new stinger for it. excited about with a brand new stinger for it.

I was like, why do I need a singer? His song is already a joke. It's already goofing out on that. Sleepy Joe Joe Matariz just dropped yesterday on YouTube episode number 18. It's go time this dropped. So yesterday was the 27th and I just want to point out the scroll on the bottom of this video and he gets into promoting it is for his stand-up show on February 24th. Joe is bad at everything literally everything he's bad at and so what he's excited about in this episode. He's got a lot to talk about. He's ready for a big day. We got a lot,

a lot of shit to talk about today. A lot of shit to talk about today. It's all on my list. It's all on my list. I'll even try to make eye contact with you right there. Is that where you are? Is that you? Is that you out there? Good stuff. We dropped his tiny list. He had a note card. He had a single note card. We got a lot to talk about today, guys. There's just a lot out here.

I have two or three bullet points. A lot to get into. I'm sure it's as brilliant as the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame item of God only knows, written on a cocktail napkin. I'm sure it's gonna be that compelling. All of the best preparation is done on a half plied piece of toilet paper. Right. You hold up and say, look, I actually thought about the show.

Paul McCartney's yesterday. Yeah, yes, for sure. It's going to be quite compelling. But there's a reason why he wrote down some bullet points for this one. We have no guest today. No guest, which is kind of cool. I kind of like it. I kind of like it. I kind of like talking right to you guys dealing with the comments answering in the moment and all that stuff. Are

you trying to convince yourself? The grass is green. The grass is green. You're not convincing me. I've never heard someone who enjoys it and say, I kind of like it. You know, it's kind of cool. I've never described getting oral sex from a nine as being kind of cool. I kind of like it. You'd be more into it than that. Not having to ask someone if I've met them before or if they met me. We're going to get into that.

Oh, no. We're going to get into that, guys. But before we get into that, I want to point out that Joe is very happy with his soundboard this is right out of Patrick Michaels playbook right here and No booing I know I know I Know no booing. So what do we want to talk about right at the top of this episode? I don't know you tell me this is your show that comes canned and like the cheapest piece of shit

Interface that you can buy which I'm sure Patrick Michael owned it one. Yeah, it's probably the same thing Can I ask did are we covering Patrick Michael in any single way? No, there is a new episode out by I didn't get a chance. I check it out. I saw him on live last night Oh, yeah on camera. Okay talking to the chat. Okay for other people and me cool about I sent a message. Yeah, we were talking about the Willy Wonka Who's the deadly the seven deadly sin of all the people in Willy Wonka okay yeah and it's just whatever you know Augustus is glut he yeah I said grandpa Joe is sloth yeah but yeah he was on there he's trying is my point he

had a topic yeah he was discussing a topic and he wasn't screaming at the chat he wasn't ignoring the chat he was on camera, he was discussing a topic and he wasn't screaming at the chat. He wasn't ignoring the chat He was on camera. Okay, he's doing a good job over there. All right, was he hitting his soundboard at all? No, no Okay, so he's more mature than Joe Mata Reese's at this point. Yeah, it was podcasting career. That's good to know so Joe's pulling up the chats that are coming in and with the software he's using he can resize the little window of the chat and move it around and stuff like that. So he's playing around with that and he can't help himself. This is how you know someone's a hack when they can't stop themselves from making this joke.

I'm trying to make these bigger this week. See how we do these. Oh yeah, make them a little let's make them like kind of long and skinny. I like them long and skinny That's what she said Opie Well, that's what she said. It's also not what she said ever. No, she didn't say she was joking That was a joke when she said that but this whole thing where and that was the what's the guy from the office Michael Scott? Mm-hmm. That was the whole point is that the guy's such a loser. He can't stop himself from making that joke every time something sounds vaguely sexual. And Joe Matt Reese is the same retard.

You would think he's a professional comic, but no, he has to make the, that's what she said joke. So he reads this, um, chat, not even super chat and addresses it. How about you take some audience calls and we figure out what's going on with this crooked contract you signed for your agent. Now, what do you mean by that spooky, spooky Sammy? If that is your name.

I didn't even sign it. Well, I'm your agent and I ripped you off. So the way he starts this, you would think that my thought, my first thought was why are you even reading it then if there's no merit to this question? But then what I didn't even sign a contract with my agent. So and as of about a week ago, him and I are no longer working together. We split up admirably and here's to me being free. I'm going to start doing this on the episodes. We'll start with different bourbons every week. I'm free of having a guy who gets me work. Could you imagine being Joe Matariz's agent you're getting 10% of MLC money

Yeah, did Kevin Brennan Venmo you get cuz I need 10% of that. Yeah 120 bucks I admired how amicable it was and then I pounded two-thirds of a bottle of bourbon Well again, he's changing the format now. It's a bourbon drinking show. We cannot just stay in a lane He can't pick anything. He just keeps trying different things drinks it out of his shoe to stay in a lane. He can't pick anything. He just keeps trying different things. Drinks it out of his shoe. That's open. That would be certainly an open thing to do. But this is a Suthering John thing to do. It's almost like he's trying to find new ways to fail just for us. I don't want to watch this.

But for some reason, you know, I just noticed my logo shut off. Let me turn my know, uh oh, I just noticed my logo shut off. Let me turn my logo back on. So, if you're uh just listening right now, behind Joe, there's a TV screen that just has his logo on it but then it went to the screensaver. So, you just see the Samsung logo bouncing around and he sees that. He's looking back. So, he's going to fix this uh very quickly. You won't have any problems at all. I had it, I had it. I had it. He needs rich and Bonnie's producer.

HDMI for that. We're going to print screens. He's fighting. There it is. There we go. I don't know why I can't get that to lock on forever. It goes for about an hour and then it goes into sleep mode. Well, there's definitely a setting for that. But also, TVs aren't supposed to just show an image forever. They'll actually have the screen get burned out, which is why there's a screen saver. There's any other thing you could use to have your logo behind you. But at what point in the show was this? He just said that it times out after an hour. This was 20

minutes. So yeah, so he had it out there for a while before he started so he's got to do a lot of prep work, right? Well, you had that whole note card full of notes. So he's probably Going over that for quite some time. So, you know, he's telling stories the chest not that active. No one watches this show I love this thing where he's like no guests. I just talk to you guys just whatever you guys want to talk about so they just sits there going. All right, what did I do? So I guess he took his for presidents week. The kids are off of school So he's taking his kids to look at colleges and he goes to Seton Hall But he's got a problem with that. We weren't that impressed with Seton Hall. To be honest, it was a little too religious. Some of these Catholic or Jesuit colleges, it's like, I don't know, there's

holy water. There was holy water. Did you guys know the Catholic and Jesuit colleges are religious? With holy water? Even too religious, you might say. So what, there's like Jesus and stuff here at this Catholic college since when yeah we're we're probably gonna look somewhere else that never mind Notre Dame here we come so for whatever reason

they didn't do even the basic research before visiting the campus. I like the like holy water like oh you gotta get the **** out of here. This is not for us. Yeah, it's Bernie. Oh, he's got a show coming up, as I mentioned. He's got a show coming up this weekend, except for it was last weekend because the show didn't launch until yesterday. But as he's doing it live for the eight viewers who are watching it, he's promoting a show he has coming up in Cherry Hill, New Jersey,

just outside of Philadelphia. And I think it's going to go very well for him. But we're doing a show at this JCC that's around the corner from the high school I graduated from in 1985. They have 500 seats. So that can be a fucking unbelievable payday. If I can sell it out. If I could sell out 500 seats this Saturday, I will kick some ass. Hold on a second. So it's in a couple days. It seats 500.

It's a JCC. And you don't know if it's going to sell out or not. It's not. Yeah. You're talking to eight people. It's not going to sell out, Joe. It could be great. Or it could look like 20 people in a 500 seat theater. It might look really, really bad. I just love the optimism there. Yeah. He's 56 years old. He's just like, optimism there. Yeah, he's 56 years old He's just like and by the way this could be a big payday for me. Have you talked to the venue? Do you know many seats you've sold so far you should you probably do well? He's okay with eight viewers right in the world has billions of people He'll do an hour for eight viewers like you said I like his optimism. Yeah, give us 500 seats as an opportunity there

That's pretty cool I think he's mostly just lucky that he's not gonna have to share all those profits with his agent. That's true. Yes He's very excited about it. Okay, so this is where he starts coping the fact that he doesn't have any guests and I don't want to pat myself on the back But it turns out we might have something to do with this Let me pour it on camera. I do like the no guests as If you go look on YouTube, there's a lot of different guys out there that like are trolling my podcast

And I laugh Because they just shit on me and it's like funny to me and I forget which episode it was It was two episodes ago. They posted it said i'm the worst podcast interviewer of all time and uh I agree and that's why i'm happy that I don't have a A guest today because I do I do suck. I suck

At interviewing I used to be good at it. I don't know what happened. You don't know what happened. Well, you have to come prepared. You have to be interested in your guests and you have to want it to be entertaining. So you don't have any of those things going on. That's what happened. But I love the fact is that was a video that we posted that he's the worst interviewer of all time. And he's watching, he's just like, oh yeah, I'm not good with guests. And so this is crazy to me because he's had many guests on his show over the past few weeks. And you would think he wouldn't want to shit on them,

considering this is a young podcast, episode 18 here. You don't want to have a reputation for being a guy who shits on guests that come on the show. It's like, it's just like standup comedy. Like the audience knows when you're sick of a joke and the audience also knows when you don't have curiosity about the guest. So if you're a person that doesn't have curiosity, don't have guests. Don't don't interview to be someone you are really face it. You see how many me live right now. I don't a **** about them. Wow. Th

the years but that's gotta interviewing. So we decided That's awful. I've caused people to say some crazy shit over the years, but that's gotta be up there, right? The fact that he sees he sucks at interviewing, so he decides to throw all of his guests under the bus. It's not my fault. Who gives a shit about these people? Yeah, you'd be bad at interviewing too. Yeah, right? What do you want me to do? Pretend I give a shit about my guests? Do some research ahead of time. Get me some guts. Pretend they're funny. You booked them I can't I can't believe I appreciate the honesty. Don't get me wrong. I love that. He said that I can't believe he said that You broke him. This is the big yeah, didn't take much and we were that I know we were just getting started It's no longer fixing Joe. It's breaking Joe Well, then we can fix it again.

Yeah, rebuilding Joe. That works out well. So he continues to pile on. He doubles and triples down on how shitty his guests have been. This is insane. So I get these comedians with big social media followings that can pack a comedy club who nobody's ever heard of and I haven't heard of. First off, how

does that work? They have a huge social media following, they pack clubs and no one's ever heard of them. Yeah. Do you hear the words coming out of your mouth Joe? This is retarded. And if you haven't heard of them, stop asking if they've met you before. Didn't I see you at Gotham in 2004? I don't know, Joe. I don't know. You did that joke about your period? I don't know. That's what was happening. So, you know, it's nice having them on when you need a guest, but I think a nice balance, maybe a guest, then not a guest, or you know. Never a guest. Or, you know, what I'm saying. But it's gotta be somebody that you give a shit about.

And hard for me to give a shit about somebody that I've never met in my life. And that's why he's drinking the bourbon now. Alone. Unbelievable. Hard for me to give a shit about someone I've never met in my life. Don't most people interview people

they've never met in their life if they are the host of a show? Yeah. Wouldn't you have a lot of questions for somebody you knew nothing about? Yes, you should. You could. It seems like a no-brainer. Immediately every guest is just like, Hey, do you know me? Do I know you? It's not about you, Joe. Tell that joke I already heard.

This is a Rablo school of interviewing. Yes. Unbelievable. This guy comes out and just slams every guest he's ever out of the show rather than take responsibility which he almost did He almost dead. He's right. I'm bad at interviewing. I used to be good I'm not anymore, but the reason is these guests Who's gonna interview these with? That the host job to say the guests were bad It's the super chatters in the audience. Right. This episode sucked because Andy was on it.

We get it. Right. Go to Patreon with that kind of information, not on your show. So this is crazy. He keeps going with this. They're selling out clubs cause they got good TikToks.

But if you watch them do standup, you're like, The balls on this guy. Yeah, we've seen your standup. If you watch them do stand up, you're like, eh, eh. The balls on this guy. Yeah, we've seen your standup. Mozzarella. It came out of your ass. Mozzarella. The balls of this guy to say that these comics don't have very good standup routines.

When he's going around doing the 93.7% Italian comedy tour. And he has to let me know that I'm an idiot for making fun of that as well. So I did that show Saturday night, packed house, Italian, 93.7 Italian, uh, comedy tour that these trolls out there that are making fun of my podcast, they're making, I laugh, I laugh to make fun of my comedy tour. I'm like, it fucking sells out every time. They're like, oh, he's doing a dumb Guido tour. You know how much money I just made on that dumb Guido tour over and over and over again that I keep doing? It reminds me so much of a friend of mine who used to go,

comedians always tell you to stop doing what works. It's the same way in the comedy business. The shit that you get ripped on about is the shit that works. Hold on. Comedians always tell you not to do what works. And you know what? Who else says that? Comedians. There's so much of a friend of mine who used to go, comedians always tell you to stop doing what works. It's the same way in the comedy business. The shit that you get ripped on about is the shit that works. How's he gonna double down on this? I don't know, but this is insane.

This is hack. This is why we're making fun of you, because talking about, can you believe these guys who leave the vowel off the end of words because they think they're so Italian. That's a hack premise. The fact that you pronounce your name, Marlory say and you did three minutes on how much pussy would have gotten in fourth grade. If you're last name Marlory say is that a Marlory's that's hack Joe.

And I know you're sweetening the club. I know you're not getting that many laughs and that's why we're goofing on it. Oh, but I sold out. OK, you tricked a bunch of people to come see you because they're also are obsessed with their heritage. Good job. Yeah. Congratulations What am I supposed to do? Write new material? Yeah. Oh shit. The old shit works I'm just gonna keep doing that over and over again Speaking of the old shit over and over again. We're going to do a quick thing on Suthering John. I did a

segment yesterday on the bonus show. We put it up on YouTube for everyone to see. John is not suing me, but he's suing Vince the lawyer who then will be forced to sue me and truly once John sues him. That's how it works. Carl. I know. You know what? I'm so stupid. I feel like that's convoluted and retarded, but that's how stupid I am. The fact that he goes on and says, I don't think what I'm suing him for is correct, but I want him to sue the guy I don't like.

The fact that he says that on a show makes me think that he's gonna lose the case, but I must be the idiot here for thinking that. That's why he's the judge and the law talking guy. John is so stupid. It's unbelievable. And what's crazy is he revealed to Vince the lawyer on his show this week that when he was working at Salvation Army, if you guys remember this, he was giving back to the community. He was doing community service because it's what it's the right thing to do. He was driving the truck. What else are we here for?

For Salvation Army? And then all the sudden we get a full reveal with just a little bit of prodding. Although Carl apparently has a new theory about why like that somehow either on that Salvation Army again, I don't know. He has some. Why'd you say that initially? Was that a joke or were you actually volunteering there? No, I was volunteering there. So you sound like you're lying to me. There's indication of deception to me So you were volunteering at the Salvation Army Well, okay. I am lying. I was getting paid Yeah, what was the was it just a gig or like a

Because Christmas time, you know, so they needed extra help Yeah, John, never be embarrassed about having to work or make money. It's like not it's something So what was your job title there? Santa? No, no, no, no, I was because you would be a good Santa I was just I was just loading the trucks because you know, because everything gets delivered like all this shit Loading the trucks. Listen, everyone's got to do what they got to do to get by. I'm not ragging on anyone. Stuttering John brags about his resume nonstop. He was the writer on the Tonight Show, a writer for the Howard Stern show. Don't even get me started on that roast and that pro football arm wrestling contest. We all know all the credits loading a truck and you're a trucker. Yeah. Loading the truck. Yeah. Is this the cream of the crop in the warehouse? The people who are loading the truck.

I know that at UPS, that's where you start. It's an entry level thing that nobody wants to do. And they require you to do it because nobody wants to do it I know from stories. I have a few friends who drive trucks for a living I know from stories they tell me that the guys in the warehouse who load the trucks are often fired in a few weeks because they're on Crack cocaine when they show up to work they steal booze. They're getting loaded They're passed out at their job and I hear about it because they're like I had a little bit of fucking truck

Yeah, right cuz I was gonna say a Spanish name, but I won't do that. Yeah Marcus Paco Out and Brian yeah, don't get me started on Brian that drug addict Yeah, they're the most miserable first people to call out first people to walk off the job yeah it's not a fun job it's a thankless shitty it's a thankless it's like being a mover without the drive oh yes it sucks and they need people to load the trucks so it gets shipped out to different locations how'd you get that job?

Because because they need help. I mean, but how do you find out about the job? Yeah, good question How did you find out about the job at salvation? I read John were you shopping there? Also when he asked if he was Santa he's like, oh no, no, and I thought he was saying no I would never stoop to that but no I could never get that game You gotta have chops No, no, and I thought he was saying no, I would never stoop to that but no I could never get that game And I like the part where he he said I put all the shit on the truck Yeah, oh you mean all the donated goods that are going to people that need them. Yes the shit Cuz I drove past the fucking place and it said, you know, you know, we need help. And like immediately, whatever. It was like a help wanted.

You always know when John's lying, when he starts stuttering, he does not stutter. John is not a stutterer when he starts stuttering. It's cause he's making shit up on the fly and he's very bad at it. I was just driving by and then, you know, I don't know if you know this, but there's not a lot of help wanted signs. There are everywhere. John, Every fucking place has a help wanted sign. So you're a dishwasher? Yeah, but I was driving by Pizzeria Udo. So there's a help wanted sign. What's a guy to do?

Yeah, because Carl was saying that you were shopping there and that's how you saw the help wanted sign. No, no, I wasn't shopping there. I would always drop stuff off Another towel. Yeah scratching the face. Did you see that? I heard you were shopping there and immediately I'm not fidgety. What do you mean? I was at Family Dollar and You know, I'm going through underwear Gotta get a discount Brand-new underpants You saw the help wanted sign.

No no I wasn't shopping there. I would always drop stuff off there. Drop off or pick up? Now you're being a dick. No I swear on my life I would drop like clothes. So it started with he was driving by and then wait Were you shopping there? No, I go to salvation army to drop off. Yeah, so the story's already changed another tell I swear on my life. I swear on my life. He's sworn on so many fucking lives already No wonder Magneto's no longer with us. He's about to say I drop clothes off there. Yeah Yeah, okay, who wants his shirts? Well, hold on. He's gonna explain this to us? He's about to say I drop clothes off there. I think he's gonna, okay, who wants his shirts?

Well, hold on, he's gonna explain this to us. He's gonna explain this to us. I swear on my life I would drop like clothes off because I have so many free shirts that people give me for some reason. John has so many free shirts that people give him for some reason. Although he only wears the same six shirts at his show.

Yeah. And you always know how many weeks have gone by before the Ukraine shirt comes back out again. But he has so many shirts, you're just giving them away. OK. He's got given him sweatpants that fit. Ah, yeah. I told my mom my probably got three boxes of medium tonight show shirts that he stole from Jay Leno that he's bringing in and getting a tax write off for so you can. These are sure. Scam that he's running.

Yeah. For some reason and my clothes that didn't fit anymore or you know, when kids clothes that didn't fit. I didn't I didn't give them to Shulie or Doug Goodstein. I just gave them to me. When's the last time you lived in a house with children in it? John, we talking about kids clothes. This is all just me. When's the last time you'll do the house with children in a John? We talking about kids close. This is all just lies.

He's just making this up. At the top of his head is terrible at it. And so that's why so Vince good job. You got John to admit that he was making minimum wage. He explains 15 bucks an hour and there's nothing wrong with that. John, you're poor. It's OK.

Get a job. 15 bucks an hour is a lot of money for loading a truck and he There's nothing wrong with that, John. You're poor. It's okay. Get a job. 15 bucks an hour is a lot of money for loading a truck. Andy disagrees, but we know what he's gonna do. It's important work that you're doing, so we appreciate it. So then John was embarrassed, and he went, oh, I shouldn't have said that. Oh, the trolls are gonna make fun of me. Oh, geez, again.

Make a minimum wage, salvation army, are going to make fun of me. Oh, jeez. Again, make a minimum wage. It's Salvation Army and they're going to goof on me. So he thinks up a lie. He thinks it up quick. Not that quick. 24 hours later, John comes out of his show and claims that he was trolling Vince. Ostermeyer. I wish I was an Ostermel or a millionaire.

Okay, they don't know high bucks. If you're a millionaire, as you claim, why didn't you volunteer at salvation? I'm sort of working there need the money See how easy this is Muttering Jay knows it. Oh That's another towel My friend Mark and Canada knows about this Kate Meany knows this moting J. He doesn't know the fuck Muttering J is. It's just like guy on Twitter. Muttering J does this. You could ask him.

This is full of shit. I am trolling you, Eugene. Be careful with that axe, Eugene. I'm trolling you. I never worked for Salvation Army. I never applied. I never saw Gary Beuse or whatever. Andy Dick. Whoever. Danny Dicter. Danny Dicter?

I never saw Danny Dicter either. Danny Dicter. I'm fucking with you. No, you're not. Now you can say, Oh, I thought you never want. I don't. Unless I have a reason to. Please put that on the soundboard. You got to never lie. I don't unless I have a reason to and the reasons are usually self serving. Yeah, it's to get out of feeling ashamed.

And the reasons are usually self-serving. Yeah, to get out of feeling ashamed about something I admitted to. This is insane. So now he's trying to cover up a truth with a lie, while saying that he doesn't like to lie, and he only lies when it's the right thing to do. Well, if you forget about what you said, you should be able to cover it up with a lie. And my reason is, you got Lady K. You got people following me around. You think I'm going to tell you where I am? Oh wow. So this is changing drastically very quickly. I thought he thought of this ahead of time. Apparently he did that. So why did you lie about working for the Salvation Army? Well, because you got Lady K and people following me around. Wait, what? I'm not following you around at all. I'm pissed that you lived near me. So I don't know what you mean by you started with me and then he turned into because someone took a photo of him on his hike.

Yeah, beautiful. So I was using that as an excuse. Now that happened days ago. He lied about the Salvation Army months ago, but he's using that as an excuse for lying about Salamence and I. About Lady K. You got people following me around. You think I'm gonna tell you where I am every minute? Now, random things I don't see my kids, I do. But am I gonna post pictures? No. Changing the subject. Changing the topic, John. But look, I love this now after I just did that and everyone's gonna he got us again oh my he wishes he wishes that everyone's just going man I thought he did work for the salvation army but now he says he didn't so I guess that's the truth yeah whatever I heard last that that's what the truth must be just keeps outsmarting us. Yeah, got it again. I'm calling up producer Chris. God damn it Chris John got us again

Well, he thinks that that's a troll. Yeah, remember when I admitted that things embarrassing I did this you believe it. Yeah, we did We do think you're pathetic that's how trolling works John you must know that I have how trolling works, John, you must know that. I have a a trolling. What do you call it? Cardiff? When it comes to trolling, you are an expert in the field. Yes. Yeah, I've been called in many trolling cases. Law and order. Yes, the expert witness on the stand this potato knows a thing or two about trolling. But I do know a thing or two about what john's claiming with the Salvation Army because something doesn't add up. Yes,

I agree with you on that. And I have a theory as well. But do you want to start? Yeah, so he wasn't I don't believe he was working at a Salvation Army store. Okay. He was working at a Salvation Army distribution center. Okay, yep. That would make sense for loading trucks. Yeah, for loading trucks, because stores aren't loading trucks. Generally, things are coming coming in you'd be you would say you were unloading trucks If you were working at a store working in in the receiving but loading trucks is the big distribution center All the donations go in and then they put them on trucks and send them out to the different stores

He even claimed at the time he was driving one of those said trucks, maybe it was a an assistant Lumber I think they call them. Do they call them lumpers still? That is correct, Cardiff. But they do have those little like cube flat front trucks that are not... You don't need a license, you can just drive it with a D-Class. Yeah, okay. So he could potentially... But you would need a license, right?

Well yeah, it's good quiet. You'd probably have to be sober to do it. Yeah, they'd appreciate that. You would need a license, right? You probably have to be sober to do it. They'd appreciate that. But yeah, so the the help wanted sign that going by like all of it was bullshit. It was all bullshit. But he's he was if he was working anywhere was working at the distribution Center. I have another theory. I think because John's always lying.

So when Vince pressed him because you can see he was even nervous talking about the Salvation Army thing to begin with. He's just like you seem like you're lying about that. What was going on there? He's like, all right, I was working there for money. I had to be court ordered. Oh yeah. All of a sudden he's volunteering hours a day at the Salvation Army and he says he was doing it out of the goodness of his heart. Then he says, no, actually I was employed there making minimum wage. Then he says, I made the whole thing up to troll all you guys.

The truth has to be that something happened. I don't know how we don't have the documentation of this. So I can't prove anything. This is all speculation. It seems to me like he was court ordered. This is community service. Go ahead to combine your guys as two theories. I think Cardiff's idea.

Okay, if it was a distribution center, chances are he wasn't driving by it and saw a health line course that help one Of course, that was obviously bullshit cuz he changed that story immediately that was obviously bullshit But even more so if it is that you know, I don't know I've trailed off there. I Had a thing it was gone Well, the best flex of all those those is to say, yeah, it was court ordered. I had to do it. Now, I applied for a fucking job there. Except for the problem is that John loves to brag about never being arrested.

I'm not like, can't stomach the Zubik. I don't have a criminal record. So if he did do something and he's, he's, uh, doing community service, he's not going to fess up to that either. Well, did you catch his admission about arrears? Yes. But please, I mean, I've, I've been following it this week. The latest on that is insane. He still can't keep his story straight. So he goes, it's eight years ago. Who could remember who could remember this had to be the most important thing going on in your life. There's attorneys involved in all this paperwork and court dates and money. And he's

just like, I can't remember if I paid or not. I think I did, but maybe my attorney told me not to like, no attorney would tell you not to do it. No, no, no. I think he, he bought one that I paid. I don't know. What were you going to say though? Cardiff? Well, no, he did make the, he went through his list of his expenses. The money does have to pay now and every year it was on the list of things expenses the money does have to pay now and every Years was on the list of things he has to pay. Oh every month. I didn't see that Yeah, so he's still paying it off when he says it like that's water under the bridge. Yes He's still he's still paying it off. Hang it off. So again, maybe he missed it

Maybe it was a maybe that was the connection to the Salvation Army. We don't know All right So this is yeah You're right because he was talking a lot about how if I didn't pay child support, they would have thrown me in jail. Or sent me to the Salvation Army to do community service.

You're right. Because wow, I didn't even put those things together because he kept talking about the fact that there's no way I didn't pay child support. Because if you don't pay child support, you go to jail. And that's stupid. Because how would

you ever get the money that the family needs if you took everyone who didn't pay child support and threw them in jail. You don't make as much money in jail as I learned from Matt Lewinsky. It's hard to get a good gig in there. So that's kind of a stupid way to solve that problem. It wouldn't solve it at all. And you get a bad gig in there. Correct. And as Vince, the lawyer pointed out, well, no one's going to take you to prison. Like the police don't know that you're not paying child support. Right. Someone would have to press charges against you in order for anything to happen. So it would have to be Susanna who would then press charges for him not paying child support, which wasn't listed in any of the

documentation. So well, maybe her attorney did it. No, none of that happened because that's not how this works at all. You owe money. You're not paying it. You we need you to pay it. We got to figure out a way that you could pay it. We want you to get a job, not go to jail. Get it. Get a second job, get a third job like your wife had to do. And if his wages were getting garnished, that would make him feel like he was volunteering.

Interesting. Yes, that's a good point, too. And he's admitted being late on his payments multiple times on the air. We've watched him send the payments on like the sixth of the month. Yes. Right. I forget. Yeah.

Going back a little ways. So I guess on yesterday's show, John wants to talk to Vince again, because that's the only interesting person on John show at this point. So he calls Vince up on his phone. Yeah, this is going to call Vince. And this is from my lost interest. All one word on YouTube does a fantastic job. And he's been cranking these videos out lately.

If you want to get caught up on anything in the dabble verse or the hack verse, my lost interest is doing it for you. So this is such Joe discussing his lawsuit against Julie and Carl with Vince the lawyer. Oh, call Vince. Pick up Vince. You can't tell Siri. Siri doesn't do that. Hey, then some filing on Friday. I am I'm telling you I'm doing it. Funny though. Like John needs to ask them to then moham the money for the party. Yeah, okay.

That was actually Christian plan. That was a very good lie. 35 bucks. I'm going to do it on Friday. I swear to God. It's like, well, John, the lawsuit doesn't end at you filing it. You realize that, right? There's going to be a lot more costs to you in time and money, but okay. Hey, Ben, do you want to come on or no? No, I can't tonight, Dave. I'm in the middle of 12 things.

Oh, you're pissed at the RIT about the Salvation Army? No, I mean- Can I ask you a legal question? Yeah, please. How do the courts feel that if Vince the lawyer is both the defendant and the plaintiff's attorney? Cardamom, I don't know the answer to that. This is so convoluted and ridiculous. I'm still trying to wrap my mind around what John thinks this is Yeah, cuz Vince wants John to do something stupid. So Vince is going along with this obviously But none of this makes any sense at all but all right, so the courts feel if it's

Evident from a podcast that it's collusion and fraud Yeah, no, he's proving that this is fraud right now as he explains this to him on the phone. Oh, you're pissed on the IT about the Salvation Army. So this is John trying to say like, yeah, you know, I was trolling you, right? So more damage control going on. We're not buying it, John. We're not as stupid as you. I haven't said this recently. I should say it every fucking week. John, we're not as stupid as you stop treating us like we are. We're not. No, I mean, did you really lie? Yes. Vince, I know what you're doing. I'm fucking with you. I didn't, by the way, I never fucked,

I didn't have a date that day either. Little shit. You weren't banging the Asian girl? No, I love fucking with you! But how is that even funny though? I don't even... Vince, the guy who says everything to try to be funny is never funny. He's like, I don't understand how that's funny. Correct. It's not. Say, like, just making up lies randomly, and then someone believes you and you go, haha, idiot! That's not trolling, it's not interesting. It's not funny.

And you were trying to brag that you get laid and you get your dick wet still. We know you don't. And you were trying and you forgot you let your guard down for a second and actually admitted you took a minimum wage job. And now you're embarrassed by it. Just admit it, John. We all see through this. Oh, I love fucking with you. But how is that even funny though? I don't even know why. Because you think you're getting a win by fucking getting something out of me. I love fucking with you. But how is that even funny though? I don't even know why. Because you think you're getting a win by fucking getting something out of me.

Oh, well, I mean, that's supposed to be our rapport, right? We both talk to each other about real shit. Yeah, but sometimes I like playing with you. That's OK. I'm not mad. I mean, if it's a joke, it's a joke. I don't know. All right, listen, I love you, but I am filing on Friday.

And I'm serious, Vince. I ain't kidding. So now do you think these idiots are gonna fucking finally retract their statement? But I think that Carl doesn't understand that whenever someone files a lawsuit against you about a similar topic, I'm legally obligated to file any claims that I have against anyone

that's related to that topic. So I have no choice but to do it. And that not just includes Carl, anyone that made any false representation that I was muttering Jay. Well, that's- Well, that's- If I fail to do it, John, then I'm not allowed to bring that claim at any other time. That's the way the court rules work. But that's the shit way too. He said the same thing.

Well, I got to see. I mean, I don't know if he's Yeah. In John's mind, everyone in the devil versus going down right now with this lawsuit about me saying that I have evidence that Vince, the lawyer is muttering Jay on Twitter. That was his downfall right there. The first person to get sued out of his livelihood for saying I think someone is a guy on Twitter. In John's mind, I picture he's laid out this entire domino, this giant domino thing. That's, that's all these different channels, all these different YouTube channels. And he just with one flick of that first Domino, he's going to start this chain reaction to destroy the dabble verse He's gonna win today. It's Friday. Just take it back Carl. I take it back. This is not muttering Jay

I think you'll be safe up there in Minnesota. I don't think it to worry about those It's so stupid though because the whole internet read it Twitter Anybody that's ever created a handle where they're hiding their true identity. Yeah. Speculating about who's who in a sandbox full of people pretending to be somebody else. How could that be illegal? It's a dumbest thing ever. And John even says, I don't have sock accounts. And then he was caught yet again, pulling up Reddit and it showed he has yet another sock account

that's been banned from Reddit. Right there when he pulls it up, he's so fucking stupid. I don't know if that guy Joe said I'm attracted. They did Vince. I don't wanna, by the way, I don't want any of this to happen. I hope that they all do the right thing and just say at least that I'm not muttering Jay. the issue John is not that muttering Jay got you fired. The issue is that they are claiming that I'm muttering.

J muttering. J contacted your employer behind your back while I was representing you or before after representing you. Yes, that's the problem. And you know, so he has to play it out. Just so you, job, the the premise that you have here, no one's buying. So I have to change it up for you. Yes, that's what I've been saying. No, it's not. It's very different than what you've been saying. But OK, look, I you know, I consider you my friend, but hey, man, you know, if like if in fact, like they say they have proof that you're muttering, just if you, if you got me fired, but it's like, I mean, that's a lot of money I'm losing. Oh, so now John's trying to build his case. John's always in court of these shows. It's so funny. And he seems to have a lack of confidence all of a sudden, which is weird because he's yelling at

me in the show earlier going, he's not buttering Jay, Carl. So he must have saw my rebuttal and now he's going, by the way, if you all muttered, J, I'm very upset with you. And Vince can prove that he's not. Is that what he's saying? Dude, who fucking cares? Is that how you win the? That's how you win this lawsuit though.

Prove that you're not. That's a great question. I've invited muttering John this podcast multiple times. He refuses to come on this show, which tells me he wants to hide his identity. Why he wants to do that. I don't know. Could be a number of reasons. Vince's defense is that he's put up $125,000 for someone to prove that he is muttering Jay. Correct. That's his defense. And Vince again, I'm sure he's placating to a portion of the audience of the devil verse that is this dumb

But he thinks that he can't think I'm this dumb that he sets a trap like that I'd be like, oh, I'm gonna come running into that trap and see what's in there sweet Your haircut says otherwise One that doesn't have to be any specific damages because it's about my business. But secondly, it wasn't about whether someone's going to hire me or not. As an attorney, if you represent to someone that I'm contacting my client's employer behind their back, that's extremely damaging to me, whether they like it or not, whether they would hire me or not. I'm hoping, I'm hoping everyone just calms the fuck down and just releases any type of

claim that I was muttering, Jay, I can't stop you from doing anything. But if you do, I'm under an obligation to keep any claims that are related filed in that same exact lawsuit, whether it be an account camera plane or a cross-plane. So, I just want to tell you Vince, I mean, by getting me fired from school is like, first of all, it's a lot of money. And second of all, it's also health insurance for me and my two youngest kids. Oh, so your children don't have health insurance anymore? John, is that what you're telling me? Because this is how I remember things going down. Kevin

Brennan asked John, are you going to be a substitute teacher again in the fall? And John goes, nah, I don't want to do that. I'm having too much fun doing this. Making a lot of money. I get to be in the dabble verse, doing shows all the time. This is what he told Kevin Brennan. Was he lying? When is he lying? Who knows? Both of these assholes are lying all the time. So none of what they say means anything. And the fact that he's now saying that his kids don't have health insurance

because someone got him fired. And again, this whole idea that someone got him fired, the shit he was doing on the internet telling Pocky, he would grab Pocky's gun and shoot him knob calling Anthony his fucking day for him. He would grab it. I think who me has gotten and shoot him with it or pistol whip him his fucking day for him. He would grab it. I think who me has gotten and shoot him with it or pistol whip him with or whatever the fuck he said. The fact that he was going to bring a motorcycle gang to my house in Florida and fuck it up. It's like, John, if you are fired, I don't even think you are. You got you fired. So I have damages. You understand?

Well, yeah, that's true. Brain being the liver. Yeah, I mean, look, John, I'm true. Brain being the liver. John has to prove his underlying case for me to have a valid case against them. The answer is no. In fact, it's the only reason why I would have to do it because it's a related topic. The courts don't want 12 different lawsuits that relate to the same core issue. And this would be a core issue, whether I'm muttering, Jay or not, you're making that allegation. Now I can't just file 12 different lawsuits against- Well, John's making that allegation while he says publicly on his show over and over again that you're not muttering, Jay. So I don't know how long that lawsuit's going to last. I don't know. Other people have to keep it all in one lawsuit.

But no, no, Vince, I'm making the allegation because Carl He Heberg H E B E R G E R and surely are saying this. Sure. And then that's the issue with deformation. Not only my damage generally, specifically they're claiming that that's me. So if I was you, I don't blame you. But if they come out and say, hey, I don't, I was just bullshitting all my fans. I don't have the evidence, uh, to substantiate any of the things that I'm muttering down Twitter, then everything's cool with me.

But they have till Friday cause I will do it Friday morning. Mark my words, Vince. I don't look, I bullshitted about the salvation army. I'm both about the agent, but I'm telling you right now. I am serious. I will file a lawsuit. Now it's very possible. What time is it? It's a quarter to seven on the East coast. It's very possible. John is on the show right now saying he will not be filing this lawsuit. I have a feeling he's going to find some excuse for why this is not going to happen. But as of right now, John is saying this Friday, I have until noon this Friday to say that Vince isn't muttering Jay, even though he is, I don't like lying to people. So I'm not going to, but we know there's two things that are, John never does. He never cancels comedy gigs. And he never doesn't follow through in a lawsuit. He never doesn't follow through on a lawsuit. He never doesn't follow through. I love that as he's going, and you can trust me on this one now, did I lie about those other two things that we were just talking about a second ago?

Yes. But this thing you can trust me. This is different. I hope he does. But like, again, I have no choice because then I can't wait in the future. Carl goes back on his word and then he starts saying it again. I have no choice but to do it here. I'm legally obligated to do it.

Yeah, and this is Vince's big in into the dabble verse. He wants to be like mixing up with everyone. He wants to be a part of it so bad. He's been trained for years to be a part of the Howard Stern Show and the Whack Pack and High Pitch Eric and he's doing everything he can to be a part of it and this is just his play this time around. Yeah,

you know, I gotta sue Carl because you're suing me and I'm telling you to sue me and so then I'm gonna have to sue Carl and Shulie and that's how that works. The only people who are buying this are Stuttering John and Stuttering John. To do it here. Um from legally obligated to do it. Yeah and I've already looked it up. I know how much it's gonna cost me. I can fucking handle the course even though lady K Don't think so. I mean it's lady K. Don't think so just like a crux everyone's grammar all the time

Yeah, he's schoolteacher. I think he's being hip. Why did he lose his job as a schoolteacher? Boom lady K don't think so And the millionaire has to check how much it's gonna cost to file the paperwork he goes down there he checked he's got the 75 bucks to cover it you know about the $10 court fees oh I'll do it next week right I didn't bring my piggy bank I need super chat broccoli no no no but you know what it ain't to cost me as much as as his frosted tips. I'll tell you that. Look, my wife's a hairstylist. I was free.

I didn't have to buy any of this. So there, look, you know, give my best to Laura. If you have sex, just ask her if she can think of me. I will. I definitely will. And is Devon Alexander Alexandra, are they watching? Yeah, they're watching. Alexandra came over here before and she's asking you to. She sees you, because I have it on mute.

All right, well, I'll see if I can muster up a shit for them. Okay, thanks, bud. I'll see you, pal. Talk to you later. But that is the truth. I am gonna file on Friday. And you know, those idiots,

the truth I am gonna file on Friday and you know those idiots if they don't provide the proof they say they have oh what a shame I'm not being sarcastic here then Vince has to file a lawsuit against Lady K and the shit way. And that is going to be heaven. That's on the up and up this lawsuit. It has nothing to do with revenge or anything like that. That makes perfect sense. People are speculating in the chat that Vince the lawyer and I are in on this together to get John to make this dumb move. Now, I want discovery to happen because John, as soon as you follow that lawsuit, that means discovery is the next step and we can open the books. We get to find out how much money you made. How much money you lost. And Susanna does too. Yeah, we get to find out all of this information and that's worth it to me. I have a lot of attorneys in my family. People don't realize that, but my family are attorneys. So I'm not worried about a lawsuit in any single way. I can easily afford it.

And discovery is gonna be a problem for Jen. Not so much for me. Not so much for surely, but definitely bring it on. And he says, Carol should do an emergency broadcast Friday at 1155. I should. That's a good idea. I'll start with like, I just want to announce Yeah My watch just I just want to say Could do jobs watching on his phone is he? Filling out the paperwork get the 75 and wrinkled bills in his hand sweating. Yeah

1101 you're just like hey, he's not who cares Take it all back Are we gonna watch John five now? No, we're not gonna watch John five now. I've been tempted to watch that video You should watch the guy who replaced he's the guy who replaced McMars right with 1313 he's justice for Mick I Think was he from Marilyn Manson and he's playing a zombie Yeah, right a bunch of bass, but he replaced McMars, which I got to imagine is the most boring job in all of rock for Mick I think was any from Marilyn Manson and he's playing a zombie yeah raps on these a bunch of bass but he replaced McMurray's which I got to

imagine is the most boring job in all of rock those res watch so it's certainly boring five who's virtuoso yeah you think big bars is a good guitarist the best since we're just yammering on Cardiff, your Bismarck, he was fucking spot on, man. Oh, thank you. That was awesome. Since we're just get your tickets now. Carlson, comedy.com. Nice. When you get into town, Cardiff.

March 9th. Oh, really? He doesn't want to spend too much time in Rochester. Do you blame him? All right. So one more thing I have from John. This is coming in from Barnes and Noobs who does great videos on that was anonymous and I pointed this out before these assholes who make their living off of super chats have no appreciation for the people super chat. Um, it's fleeting.

They get they get a hundred bucks one week and then next week. They're like where's broccoli with my hundred bucks. Like it's an allowance. Yeah, right. Right. All of a sudden they're entitled to it. Like Kevin Brennan was freaking out I'm gonna give you a hundred bucks. I'm gonna give you a hundred bucks. I'm gonna give you a hundred bucks. I'm gonna give you a hundred bucks. I'm gonna give you a hundred bucks. I'm gonna give you a hundred bucks. I'm gonna give you a hundred bucks. I'm gonna give you a hundred bucks.

I'm gonna give you a hundred bucks. I'm gonna give you a hundred bucks. I'm gonna give you a hundred bucks. I'm gonna give you a hundred bucks. I'm gonna give you a hundred bucks. I'm gonna give David and Spectre. All you guys, just know that I 100% appreciate it. And I don't care if it's a $1.99 trashing me. I appreciate it. And all you cheap asses with the $2.00, I ain't reading them anymore for the two dollars.

Don't even bother sending them. I ain't reading them. I'm not. I'm not done with it. You all are a bunch of losers and right now you should all be fucking apologizing to me. You should all be super chat me big time. For all the horse shit you come up with in a flashback, and I don't care if it's a dollar ninety nine trash in me.

I appreciate it. No, you don't. You're obviously a liar. All right. Well, that was fun. Let's bring in Annie because we have a very fun game to play today. What's happening, Annie? Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Hello. Great to see everyone. Of course, Carter's bringing back who said it. Yes. Now, he wasn't here last time we played this game. see everyone. Of course, uh bringing back who said it.

here last time we played t so we were trying to figu involved in this and he ha for us. But then I was wa these shows, who knows th show with different names channels. It wasn't one o Cardiff admitted it was a

old version of who said it And kind of admitted it was all old audio is an old version of who said it. I called it a remix So is this also this no, this is new content and new characters Fresh all right. I don't mean to call you out you do a lot of work for the show and I appreciate it And I know who said it takes a lot of work. Yes, so I do send it. Send your clips, CardiffElectricPoddedGmail.com, please. Good call. Yes, get some help. Welcome to Who Said It, the official podcast game on WATP,

brought to you by Patreon.com slash Cardiff Electric and the Cardiff Electric YouTube channel. Subscribe today. Okay. Carl and cohost who said it. Our first entry, Stevie Lou is way better than this. I remember when you had that mask for a minute. Who's in the lower left. Okay. So let's talk about who we got here So we have Chad Zumach Opie and then Joe Mada Reese Kevin Brennan

Meanie and stuttering John got it are all these people Do they have parts in years? It just keep me any fake out again. Hold on Andy. You can't ask that question Okay, you can't ask that they are all eligible. They're all Anything that matters here. Let's get that again ask that. They're all eligible. They're all. Yeah, this is the only thing that matters here. All right, let's get that again. Now that we know the players in this, our first entry, who said Stevie Lou is way better than this? Who said it? All right, Stevie Lou is way better than this. So I don't think that would be I don't think that would be Opie or Joe Metarie. No, I don't know who that is. That takes those people out.

Or is it? No. I have to say that it's going to be, it's too obvious, but I'm going with Stuttering John. What do you think, Lucy? I also am feeling like it's Stuttering John. All right. Andy, what do you think? Brennan. Kevin Brennan and Annie? I think? Brennan. Kevin Brennan and Annie? I also chose Brennan.

Producer Chris. Brennan. All right. We got two SJs and three Brennans. One, two. Hi Brennan. Three. No, no.

I will say though, look at BYB. Don't watch it No, no, I will say though Look at byb Don't watch it Because steve lou is way better than this and he should go off and start his own thing other than associating with the people That are around you in this little Five that are around you in this little five. Hold on, I thought at the beginning

that you said you liked me. I thought you said you were gonna verbally annihilate us. I'm still waiting on that. Kate, that wasn't exactly what I was looking for, but we'll probably be able to edit it and use it. Thank you, thank you. I don't even want my name tacked onto this. I just came on here because I want to shoot.

Oh, well since you don't Want it I will absolutely a hundred percent added on Okay It was Kate Meany on BYB and she was intoxicated on that episode it wasn't her best appearance ever that sounds pretty good pretty good. Does she have any good appearances? Yeah, still waiting. Most entertaining appearance she's ever done. She was being a medieval genie that day.

Our next entry, who said it? All I'm thinking is does my son think the girls are pretty? Who said it? All I'm thinking is does my son think the girls are pretty? This sounds like a Kevin Brennan to me because that's actually funny. So I'm going to say that KB said that Lucy. I'm going to go with Joe? Question mark. Don't forget you're on a show. I'm going to go with Joe. Okay, Joe battery. What do you think Andy stuttering John? Well, that's funny Any what do you think I'm gonna go with the Opie?

Wow, okay, that's possible. What do you think producer? I went Joe Okay Wow, this is sad. This is interesting one two three This is interesting. One, two, three. So that I'm also trying to be the cool dad, which is probably a mistake. So I'm like, all I'm thinking is, does my son think the girls are pretty? Like, because I'm thinking if I'm 16 and you're taking me like, that's all I'm

looking at, that's one of the reasons I did bad in school because that's all I was ever thinking about So wasn't the multiple learning disorders and that you couldn't get past the syllabus Yeah, that way that's something that you were looking at the pretty girl. Yeah, but there was always Joe mad at Reese are we all for two on this what's happening right now? Are you guys both had that oh you can't hear it with someone else wins But I like to play the odds All right very good very good pretty girl, yeah, but there was always checking our next entry who said You're in the mafia

You're still gonna go over when you have a baby Who said it? You're in the mafia. You're still gonna go over when you have a baby. This seems like a stuttering John thing. He's always talking about the mafia and families but I'm gonna go with Opie. Sorry I'm going Opie on this one. Lucy. I'm gonna go with Kate. Okay Kate what do you think Andy he's talking about the Mafia it's gotta be Joe Manarise again Joe Manarise Josephi Manarise what do you think Annie I'm gonna go with John all right yeah definitely could be Johnny loves talking about Mafia and family producer Chris

the Z man going Z man all right Because it doesn't make sense. Right. It seems kind of cracked out. One, two, three. Even if it's bad blood. But I'm saying it's like. Even if you're going to murder the guy because you're in the mafia, you're still going to go over and ask when did I have a baby. I've put a lot of Irish kids from big Irish families.

It doesn't seem like there was that much like, you know. I mean. Is this even fair? We're going down to the backyard boys of the Artie Leggs halfway house to find these clips So the answer was uh Yeah, happy carnivore himself on this one I know a lot of Irish guys you would go over and see the kid you know what it would yeah You just go over cuz you're fucking that's an're very white thing to do our next entry who said do you like reverse cow girl who said I have to go on my first instinct on this stuttering job a lot

of this talking to Kate Meany. What do you think? Or anyone else you think same thing? Oh, be opi. All right. What do you think? Annie? Chad Zumach. And producer Chris. Oh, be all right. Carl. Oh, be never creepy though like this. What's that? You don't know how close you were to getting it right. Oh, that doesn't make me happy. One, two, three. Stuttering John. Yeah, I got one. Creeping out Kate again on your podcast. Old enough to be my daughter.

How do you like, do you like reverse cowgirl? Oh, okay. It's shit doing Jack. Wow. Talking to Kate. I'm not trying to have sex with you. Our next entry. All right.

Very good, Annie. What's the score right now? I was getting caught up on what's going on. I'm confused. How many do I have the score right now? I was gonna caught up on what's going on I'm confused. All right. Do I have I want to know? I'm zero yeah Let's see it's easier to go that way. I think yeah Cardiff has two and Us civilians have won a piece as in Lucy me and Annie, okay?

catch up Not getting them health insurance not always having a roof over their heads who said what the fuck What do you think of Ozy? Chad? Andy? KB? Annie? Joe Matariz. Wow, it's all over the board. All right. I went stuttering John, so we bet spread. All right, let's do it.

One, two, three. The producers syndicate. Thanks for having me. Nice. Be there for them financially, emotionally. Oh, really? I haven't been there for them financially and emotionally. You obviously do not know. You do not know. You're not paying for the college. Not getting them in the great school, the greatest school district in California. Not putting college funds away. not getting them health insurance.

Okay, what about the emotional part? Not always having a roof over their heads. Really, not supporting them in any endeavor they wanted. Be it piano lessons, school plays, going to every recital, every ball game, being my son's baseball coach. What about the emotional part? Supporting everyone on the track meets no matter how far even flying to South Carolina to watch night compete cross-country Okay

Playing games with them taking one great great vacations Disney World Camping We're kind of falling a little What did it all add up to for him though? Hiking I did all this work and they still hate my guts Hey were you a good father?

Yes and I'll list 87 examples to prove that I was These are all the things I did that I didn't want to do and made it very apparent to everyone I'm not insecure about it it all obviously I went camping There's that one time we flew cross-country and I yelled at Susanna the whole way All right, so what's the score you just tied it up with Cardiff right? Yes, that is correct. You guys are both have to yeah bitch

How many more are there maybe one I think that's it That was like that's all for this week Congratulations Chris and Cardiff on this one and that was one of those It seemed too obvious that was gonna be celery jobs, I went I'll be those dumb on my part now, you know Who said it this episode is brought to you by? Subreddit surfing live where you testing out the potato head because that's what you're gonna do at the live show Oh, no, I've got something much. I just wanted to use this gimmick with least one more time. Thank God because that thing's horrifying No, the problem is it's crushes my head and I can't

It's weird. No the problem is it's crushes my head and I can't Survive in it more than five minutes. Oh, no that part's cool when I snap and kill everyone in this room. I'm gonna wear that Saturday March the 9th comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York Get your tickets now at Carlson comedy.com Sit Eugene sit good dog. And Carl, let me just say just this morning, Vinny and I discussed something we're adding to the live show March 9 subreddit surfing, okay, so comedy.com we will be very likely having our very own charity scam.

We will be very likely having our very own charity scam Mark the ninth to participate in our charity scam. Thank you Venmo me the money and I'll send you a check You know I'm sorry John show he'd say that but not be joking No, no, I got it all figured out we'll'll say it's for the Salvation Obby. We'll never give them the money. I got an in over there. Yeah. I'll make one of those ridiculously sized checks. You can't even catch it. It's a full proof plan.

SJ Army, Salvation Army. I gotta say, we've been talking about this live show. It's a week and a half away now. It's happening. We're almost there. And we're almost there And it were almost we should have almost been ready for stuttering John to arrive in Rochester, New York Yeah, but no he the man who never cancels comedy gigs. Can you believe he said that this week? Because she we didn't make it to the show that they did stand-up show. She had a family emergency And so John says, I never cancel comedy games. I know you shut the most recent one like

the one we're all talking about. The first one of the year. And all because he doesn't like Vinny. Well, then he tries to say that Vinny changed the terms of the contract. He did not. It was not in the contract. The curl and surely can't be there. So full of shit. But anyway, not the point, not the point. The point is what have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about rich boss and Bonnie McFarland and rich bosses, a boring cunt that that show is what it should be called. We talked about the fact that overwhelmingly

people enjoy the competition on the midweek shows. We'll keep that going, but we'll try to tweak it, make it better. Joe Maddarese is concerned about how he's doing a podcast because he watched our show. Sorry about that Joe. Stuttering John was working for the Salvation Army, but then he was volunteering, but then maybe he wasn't, but he's definitely gonna sue. That's the one thing we know for sure. So you know what that means, it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.

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The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts? People always ask me what it was like living as a black woman, as if I no longer live that way, as if my blackness were just a costume I put on to amuse myself or acquire some sort of benefits, as if what happened on June 10th, 2015 altered my identity in any way. I'll admit to being thrown for a loop when the reporter from a local news channel in Spokane, Washington, who was interviewing me about the hate crimes that had been directed at me and my family abruptly switched topics and asked, are you African American? On the surface, it was a simple question, but in reality,

it was incredibly complex. Yes, my biological parents were both white. But after a lifetime spent developing my true identity, I knew that nothing about whiteness described who I was. Peripheries is the podcast with Rachel Dolezal. Oh, shit. Yes, Rachel Dolezal is a podcast. This came in from Jody B and a few other people too. I'm happy to say that we have Earl David Reed coming back to the show

We talk about the white girl who pretended to be a black girl. You know what that calls it his black friend Remember when Sophia with an F came back and started her show Yeah, you could tell as you just reading a script yep, and with the fully scripted reading a script yep and with the fully scripted podcast that's yeah well that actually is an excerpt from her book okay she has a podcast as well where she discusses how tough it is to live in a world where you think you're black and everyone else tells you that you're not yeah Jerry Banfield had a problem with it yes right Jerry Banfield it went problem with it. Yes, right Jerry Banfield. It went through the same thing We should get about as a guest on the show reach out to all

Alright Lucy tight box you're busy these days. I am a lot going on Yeah putting out a lot of movie reviews on my channel on YouTube once over with Kaylee, which is CAY LEY I just did my top five movies of 2015 that you might not have seen. So definitely go check that out. I got some stuff coming up soon with Tony from Hack the Movies with Vern from Cinema Recall, which you might remember. And a couple of other things, too.

So you were just over at the house and we were watching Fast 10. I call it, I guess, Fast X, whatever it is. We did that. And I loved it. I thought it was a masterpiece. What would be your take? Like put on your once over with Kaylee hat on. It was a good action movie. Andy, what are you up to? Yeah.

Some more analysis like that. It was great. Is you. I loved watching how much you loved it. It's fantastic. There's a couple of times when they like try to get a plot involved. There was like dialogue. I'm moving on.

But that is back to action, action, action, action. It was great. Explosions, bombs, fast cars. Andy. Hi. You are part of the all apologies podcast. Yes. Thank you all apologies podcast. We just covered Jim Florentine posted that his gig got canceled and sitting Capitol Hill in Seattle. Yeah, and I I Flipped out. I just I couldn't stop thinking about the fact that if Cuz Dave Smith came here. Yeah, I got protested Yes, and they still went through it was trying to get Dave Smith show canceled right and they wouldn't let him do it right But Dave Smith got canceled for that same gig Lewis Jay Gomez. Yep, and I'm 14

That's good Matt skirt if Kurt Metzger came here and they canceled the gig out from under him I'd be I would be livid Yeah, and that's the take that I had on this week's show I just kind of threw the format out the window. I'm demanding an apology from the Chaz because at Capitol Hill Economist zone remember that yeah talk about there was a murder to that little vicinity where it's gonna be like five Five shooting shootings. This is our new utopia Everything's gonna be perfect. We're all communists. Yeah. Oh, is it right? But you know the guys are everybody that got canceled there their pros are gonna find better gigs than yes But as a person that wants comedy shows like that in town. It just made me really mad

So I I flew off the handle for like 50 minutes about it. Let me guess what Joe six pack take was yeah But it's controversial Andy. I don't know every comic club doesn't have to have these people on there They're talking about freedom and liberty. He defended all the Lib tards. Yeah, of course he did Well, the club has backtrack though Florentine has his gig back. Does he really is he gonna do it? He is yeah He tweeted how thankful he was that they kind of sucked their ass a little bit He was nice He was nice about the whole time. He redacted the name of the club owner when he was posted that email But Kurt Metzger did not and I threw him under the bus, but Florentine's a class act So I'm glad he got his gig back, but you know they fuck them fuck them. Florentine's a class act

He doesn't talk shit about anyone including stuttering job, but let that and Chad Zuma I'm Chad Zuma. Yeah, get this guy to talk shit. I love it. I'm happy for him, but fuck Capitol Hill Comedy Club Yeah, it's the death of comedy when you start censoring who can be there and Who isn't there Annie? How are you doing? I've been doing great. Thanks for asking. Good. You look like you've been doing great. How's the show going?

The show's going pretty good. We do a show called What is This Game where Dylan and, or me and Dylan from somewhere do a show where we talk about video games. You can find it on youtube.com slash at WITGS. I finished the story mode of Arkham Knight. Oh yeah? I just finished it earlier today and I'm just going around doing all the extra missions. I just started with the Mr. Freeze side quest, so I'm pretty excited to start that. Those Riddler trophies are a bitch. They're way harder than in the other two games. They're everywhere and way more challenging.

Yeah. Kurt, what's your take on those Riddler trophies, I can't get enough dicks in my body No more soundboard for this Take away his privileges So current of course the all apologies podcast is gonna be live March 9th Coming to Carlson along with subreddit surfing. Do you guys have a big show coming up on Monday to promote the live show? We probably should. That's a good point. Yes.

It's hard to predict today. I thought maybe you would add. He's in marketing. We were just enthralled with the idea of the charity scam. So I mean, that's really all we were talking about. But yes, this Monday, Subreddit Surfing will be a big show. We had, I believe, three schizophrenics on last show talking about alien abduction.

So it was definitely one. One I'm giving their own show to on Subreddit Surfing. So stay tuned for that every week now. I'm like, can you just please record 20 minutes of rambling every week so I can just post it on this channel because it was fantastic. You found your own Riley Martin over there? I believe I did. That's awesome. That's cool. But yes, go to Carl's Decongyny.com. Tickets are moving so quickly. You should

go now and get tickets because it's it might be too late if you wait too much longer. Well wait until voicemails and then definitely go and get your tickets. Oh yes, of course. Oh, before voicemails, I have an idea for your competition. Oh, please. Every two weeks, winner picks the next category. I see, okay. That gives you something to like- Yeah, but we don't know the winner for a while. But he says every two weeks.

Oh, I see, okay. Yeah, so that would work. If we did it every other week, then the winner got to pick the category because it gives you an advantage You can find a shitty podcast figure what category it's in and then assign it Vinny Paulino method Winning contest. Oh, yeah working backwards. Yes. Interesting. All right, that's not a bad idea Cardiff Do games what I do that is what you do. That's true. Game master. Guys, please join us again next time

It might be the episode we find out once and for all who are these podcasts sleep well everypony Great show. Good job. Everybody. Great job. Everyone mental illness can literally drive you crazy Annie any new reviews coming in? Just the one. I got one from JJ, nineteen seventy seven, thirty two, seven fifteen on February twenty six, twenty twenty four. Educational today on episode four ninety six.

I learned about 18th century chemist Agnes Pockels. Yeah. Echolalia and other fun facts. Keep up the enlightening work. We're I'm going to rename the show to just fun facts. That's a people that's why they come here. That's what they love fun facts. Yeah, it's got to be a five star I would imagine. Yep. Excellent. All right, let's hit some voicemails. A lot of talk in the voicemails. This first one is weird, but I like it. Hey, Carl, how are you? I just wanted to see if this sounds like a phone hanging up.

Click. Don't call me back. All right. Sounds good. Could have been better. Man or Matt, comment in. What's up, girls? Man or Matt, I just listened in to the most recent episode, man. You got to take Mersh's voice when he's listening to the Tom Myers show, when he's like, oh, or when he goes, this is brutal you got to make that a drop and that's a drop box or whatever the fuck it is and PS Lucy guy boxers.

Oh man or man getting a little flirtation at the end there. I like that sprinkle. Bad news. I didn't see producer Chris pick his pencil up while you were telling us what dropped to grab. So I guess that's not gonna happen. Oh, well, Doug from who's Right calling into the show. I think it was this one.

I can't get enough dicks in my body. It wasn't that one. It definitely was not. Doug from Who's Right was the cringe of the week, if you recall. So he called it to explain it himself. No, see, because it's like a play on words. I'm saying, can I smell your pussy? And then then they're thinking I'm asking if I can smell their pussy

but what I'm saying is I'm I Can smell your pussy and then they say no and then I say it must be your feet It's like a play on words. Yeah I get it. Okay, bye Should have gone with a silence of the lambs thing. Doug goes, as soon as you said it came in from Jody B, I knew it was going to be me. All right. Nate from Flint, calling in for Lucy. Hey, future wife, Nate from Flint, Michigan. Listen, if we were to marry, would I get my own movie studio, newspaper, and bank for best shares of them all across the world?

I don't wanna know. So you'd have to be a real hamburger to let this comedic premise go on. So I'll just say, up your fan. All right, well, hi, future ex-husband. What do I get? Yeah, right? You save the questions for the competition.

You get to be the stepmother for four wonderful children. That sounds lovely. You get half of 2,000 square feet in Flint. Pretty good stuff. How's the water doing there, by the way? Monday's calling in. Hey, Carl, it's Monday's. Everyone's talking about how they're changing their lives because they see how John's kind Mondays, Colin. Hey Carl, it's Mondays.

Everyone's talking about how they're changing their lives because they see how John's kind of ruined his. And I wanna do the same. I'm not giving up drinks, I'm not gonna do that. But I will stop having sex with supermodels. I see that John's getting laid with them all the time and it's just kind of ruining him. I can't go down that road.

So sorry ladies. I have no longer having such a hundreds of supermodels that John gets. All right. Shout out to your uncle, Mo Lester. I had a lot of great times with him that I cannot remember. All right. Very good monies. We're all making sacrifices. I appreciate your contribution to the cause. Leaves more for me and producer Chris. This is Joe Mararise's friend calling in to defend him. Hey, Carl, it's me, Super Mario. Ha ha. Why you make a fun of my friend, Joe Mararise? Mararise? Mararise? I'm his only viewer. He's a funny guy. I love it a bit about mocha so funny

Anyways, keep by his name out of your mouth or a jump on your head All the fucking voice kills anyway later buddy Sorry about that Anyway, later buddy. Oh that wasn't even the real Super Mario. It's a me Mario What's the real one guys? Sorry about that? This whole devil verse. It's full of a bunch of fags You let this guy fucking pull this bullshit about your father's cancer and let it go You know and then this Atlantic City, I know it wasn't you, but this whole, oh, there was a rail between Bob Levy of it. He couldn't get, oh, if you wanted to get to Kevin Brennan, you could get to him.

If you wanted to get to this fat fuck, you could get to him. I know it's a cash cow, and everybody's making money off a dumb fuck. But you know, at some point, someone's got to shut this fucking guy's mouth and you're too bunch You're just such a bunch of pussies. You never will let him keep running around Fucking spouting his bullshit. You know you guys fucking fag. Yeah, but tell us how you really feel sir Better on the bus share also you can shut them up Also, you can shut them up give it Yeah, I know smackdown is no fun until stone cold gives Vince McMahon the stunner

There's no stunner who gives a shit hey Carl Gary and San Diego Well, John finally admitted he's been lying for the last five or six months. What has he been lying about? Working as a volunteer for the Salvation Army. He finally admitted he was paid. He needed the money for Christmas. He was not volunteering. So what was he doing for the Salvation Army? Well, he was loading trucks, a very menial job.

They just need somebody to load trucks of all that junk that they got to be distributed to other locations. That's it. John caught in another lie. How many more lies are we gonna catch him on? Anyway, that's it from San Diego. Rock and roll up.

Rock and roll to you, Gary. Thanks for reporting the facts that we need here. Dirty Polly called in a couple of times. They're both too long. The first one was way too long. Forty five seconds. But this one's fun. Boy, cool.

Oh, you dirty Jersey. Monday wouldn't be Monday without me entering your Stuttering John song parody contest. This little ditty is to Singing in the Rain by Mr. Gene Kelly. My last name's Melendez, I'm a dead beat my ex says. I stopped making my payments, now I'm broke again I walk to the fridge about 10 a.m. for chugging six coals for breakfast Let her lawyers chase me out of my place And I'll still have to pay for it, I'm such a disgrace I used to entertain them all, then I took

a giant fall My kids all just want to change their names. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. I think I called him dirty poly sorry, poly and dirty jersey is what I meant to say. I think you'd be okay with it. I'm sure I'll be fine with it. Thank you for for that. Cow photographer is angry with me. Hey, Carl. It's the cow photographer and I'm kind of tired of you playing my voicemails that are meant for Lucy on not the Lucy shows. So stop that, please. Love you, Lucy. I try, but I just I curate the voicemails for whatever I have that are new for the next show.

So I still listen. Yeah. Lucy's listening. She hears all your voicemails. Don't worry. She texts me and goes, what the fuck with this creep? I'm kidding, of course. In fact, you're going to love this as a poem coming in. Hello, long time listener. I think I've sent a few voicemails. I got played, not sure. But I thought the Dabble verse could use some culture. So I wrote a poem. Here it goes.

Another can of cores is crushed. John is such an old lazy lush. He dropped his beer in snow. He stopped and got down low. His mouth for up the yellow slush. Don't call me back. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. I liked that poem because I understood what it meant. It was beautiful. Yeah. I mean like some of these pubs just like, all right,

what's the symbolism here? Am I missing that one? I totally got. Pros are red. I don't like what that means. All right. This is Paco calling in. Yeah, what's up, Carl? This is Paco. I was just watching the episode with Merch. And basically, you know, it's cool when you guys do fun, you know, stuttering John or Opie, you know, saying or Kevin Brennan. But I mean, that Joeatteris guy dude, he's he's just depressing bro. It is sad Like you know, it's not even funny dude. It's just like I Feel bad for the dude man, you know, it's like he's like, I don't know. It's just not fun. It's just depressing

Shout-out to Prusa Chris Thanks Paco, thanks for your call and your input on that. Appreciate it. A Andy Q public. The Q stands for queef, right? It's a queef? I just learned that it's Q and not. Yeah, right? I've been told. that would make more sense. Queef makes more sense. So this next color called in twice before this and messed up both times.

I'm not going to play those calls for I'm not here to embarrass our listeners. Hey, Carl, me. I know that, the PFG TV is coming back Thursday night on YouTube? Please, if you can, just check it out. I mean, do a comparison test with OP shows because obviously OP sells from Skorces. So thanks again. Third time's a charm, right?

Bye. You nailed it that time, buddy. Good job. Yes, PFG is making its return. I thought it was March 1st isn't tomorrow the 29th either way. We're going to have brand new Scorch coming up because he got fired from his radio gig. So he's back doing PFG TV and those are some of the greatest ONA bits of all time. So I can't wait to see what Scorch is up to if he does follow through with this, but So I can't wait to see what scorches up to if he does follow through with this, but all the indications are

That he will be coming back Hey guys, Joey mattresses from join the overheat Just calling to let Andy know that if he's ever down my way, I'd like to fill his cannoli with my sweet cream. I Love you. Call me back Mousadella That was Joey mattress. Take a shine to you. Congrats. I want more voicemail here.

Hey, Carl. I got my ticket to the WTP live show in Largo and I'm bringing my girlfriend. So please let's keep the sexism to an appropriate minimum Thank you No refunds no guarantees and no shout out to Lucy at the end of that By dragging their girlfriends and wives along with that we see a lot of that to Largo it's gonna be a fun time I know a lot of women are just like I don't know who you are

That's always the best of the meet-and-greet My husband listens to you a lot. It's like um sounds like a cool guy You considered a separate area for the wives It's a good idea Drop them off here. We'll watch it for the next three hours and pick them up after we're showing us Here's your ticket the new season of below deck over in this room go watch that oh shit Jenny jinkos won't be on the show there's new below deck all right this has been a lot of fun thank you everyone for hopping on with us And he thinks with a review and he was here Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Oh

Carl I love you Great episode that was really great. Okay, folks guess what? Man that was a good episode. I was a good episode. I enjoyed that I can't get enough dicks in my body Did you already do Patton Oswalt no Very difficult to be this stupid And that's not edited they constantly lie to you