Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep498 - Peripheries Podcast

Episode Date: March 3, 2024

This week we’re checking in on Rachel Dolezal, the white woman who is still trying to convince everyone that she’s a black woman. She loves talking about her “identity” which is probably the main topic she should avoid. And for a woman obsessed with being black, it’s pretty odd that she thinks race is a social construct.  Christian Bladt stepped in at the last minute and was probably the first guest who did more prep than I did. We talked about Kevin Brennan’s fire alarm show, Scorch’s reboot of PFG-TV, OJ Simpson on It Is What It Is, Stuttering John’s excuse for not filing a lawsuit, and Katt Williams on the Joe Rogan Experience. Although I forgot Christian watched the entire three hour episode of JRE just to bring us up to speed so that happens after the Net News segment. Also, another round of To Catch An Alien and your voicemails.  Tickets to the live show in Florida on March 22nd! – http://watplive.com Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@thebladtcast3174 Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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As president of the late and gay committee, I hereby certify this episode 100% grade A. What, what, what? Here we go. Here we go. I wanna be black. I wanna be a panda. Have a a pan, but have a girlfriend named Samantha, and have a table of five Welcome to Peripheries. I am Rachel De La Jalle, your host. Episode number four. 98.

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Happy to be here, Carl. I'm glad to for once be replacing a black guy other than my wife's Who are these broadcasters and the black cast? It's Christian blad. Welcome Christian. Happy to be here, Carl. I'm glad to for once be replacing a black guy other than my wife's fantasies. Very good. I spoke with EDR yesterday. Unfortunately someone came up, but we did reschedule. So he'll be out in a few weeks. I was looking forward to that. And we do have a great show that would have been perfect for him today, but I bet Christian's got some hot takes as well. I think we'll be just fine. So please go to who are these.com to get our email address, voicemail, link to our subreddit, link to our discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel and the link to Patreon and supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month. And you

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water is going to be beautiful. It's going to be fun. Come down to be to be live.com for tickets. Also hack a mania.com get your tickets for that. I have a feeling that one's going to sell out. That is May 31st through June 2nd in Las Vegas. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five star review on Apple podcast and then shit all over us in the comments session today. We'll be reviewing a podcast called peripheries podcast. It was a suggestion from Jody B. We both listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other before. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Rachel Dolezal and Rachel Dolezal, you might remember was the woman who claimed to be black. And then it was discovered that both of her parents are Caucasian making it very difficult for her to be black. And so she was outed and I believe she lost her job. She was the president or the head of the NAACP. And Christian, what am I getting wrong on this? I actually didn't research. I'm just trying to know. Yeah, obviously it is one of the funnier stories. It's right. It's like tied with Elizabeth

Warren saying that she's Native American, you know She is two point three percent Native American. So it's a great point because Rachel is I believe 0.0 percent right but as we'll show I have a clip that will highlight that and I'm sure you do too She's actually as black as she wants to be, you know. Perfect. And I think that's where we should start because she put out one of her podcast episodes. It was her reading the prologue to her memoir because she needs a memoir for whatever reason. And it doesn't stop at making up that you're black.

She's also making up her African name now too. This isn't Kechi Amare Jalloh, but many of you know me as Rachel Dolezal. I'll be reading the prologue to my book, In Full Color, Finding My Place in a Black and White World. Nkechi Amare Jalloh is her West African name. And I looked this up according to Essence Magazine. It says, Rachel Dolezal legally changed her name to reflect the West Africa in her continued quest to troll black people that was the first sentence of the article at Essence magazine she's trolling black people so this right here again this is from the the prologue to her memoir I'm only I only have a couple clips and then we'll get into the podcast but But this is such a cop out. People always ask me what it was like living as a

black woman as if I no longer live that way as if my blackness were just a costume I put on to amuse myself or acquire some sort of benefits. People always ask me. No one's asking you anything. Don't even start with that. You just want to say something. So you go, you know what? People always ask me. They don't. They guarantee you. Well, what was it like being a black woman, Rachel? What's it like being so successful and popular and smart? People always ask me. Thank God. This was only nine minutes. That fucking prologue. I listened to it in the car. I was in just infuriated. Yeah, it's enraging. Yeah. To reference the great who are these socials. I think the same people who are asking her the people that Daniel Alexander woke dad runs into it as coffee shop You know the ones that he tries to teach a little bit

They're the same ones saying what was it like to live as a black woman a made of conversation in other words Yes, exactly never happened one more clip from here. I'm gonna distract it because Go-go gadget Wang has nude photos. He's posting them at the discord right now as we speak. She does have an only fans from what I'm told. Yeah, I had not seen her boobs before. And Kyle seems like somebody that would spend the eight bucks a month or whatever it takes. Alright, so this is one more clip where she talks about how she was able to trans I'll use the word transition from a white girl to a black woman. In fact, I grew up in a painfully white world when I was

happy to escape from when I left home for college where my identity as a black woman began to emerge a painfully white world. There was very little graffiti everyone had a job all day long to cars the driveways painfully won't fed beans all my friends grew up in two parent homes so painfully wait but then she went to college and by the way fuck college Christian you have children I do I can be sending your children to college when they get to their age

whatever whatever college they can get into with a scholarship so if that's a junior college or community college, that's fine. So it's cheap. I was talking about the brainwashing that's going on, but you're just like, yeah, as long as I'm not paying for it. That's fine. The correct answer. Listen, who are these broadcasters are going to take off one of these days? Chris, one of these days they go to any school they want to. All right. What'd you pick up on from this podcast? So the episode that I focused on was a little different than a lot of the ones that were listed there where she has guests. So this episode was listed as the ABCs of race and culture. Now, this episode was one hour and one minute long. And she rattled off. I'm not exaggerating. Fifty two definitions of racial terminology in that one hour and one minute long. And she rattled off, I'm not exaggerating, 52 definitions of racial terminology in that one hour and one minute. Can I ask a dumb question?

Okay. Yes, please. This is a dumb question. When you say the ABCs of, I think of children's book where they go, hey, it's for Apple. Sure. Eat an apple every day, keep the doctor away. It was slightly like that.

It was, you heard this? Is that what it was? Everything started with like a letter and then she goes through the alphabet? Yeah. Yeah. And it wasn't worth highlighting, but there was more than once where the words actually weren't in alphabetical order. They were the right letter, but she kind of, she kind of mixed them up a little bit. But the, my first clip, I think explains the word ancestry. And you might be surprised to find out that Rachel has taken some of those ancestry.com style tests.

I did take ancestry.com, 23andMe, National Geographic. Like I've taken like so many different ones. And one of the things that's been interesting is they all kind of come up with different results, which then makes me wonder if this, if, if it's really, you know, that scientific, let me save you some, some money and time, Rachel, the very first man was ever discovered was from Africa. Okay. So we're all Africans. All right. You happy dog. We just move on and get the shit. Oh, she brings that up. Oh, does she really? Yeah. Okay. I didn't hear this one. Well, she tries

to kind of undermine what these tests find in my second clip. When she talks about something in the DNA that can be found in each of them clip to today, they, they sent out an email talking about picky eater DNA. So there's actually 59,000 markers in your DNA that connect with whether or not you're going to be a picky eater. Yeah. So look at what bullshit this is. You're gonna be a picky eater. You're gonna eat chicken McNuggets for dinner again. My DNA.

Pass the barbecue sauce. After that, she starts to really lean into this idea that race is a social construct. Clip three. Sure. OK, so there's 59,000 DNA markers for picky eaters.

I wonder in comparison how many markers account for race and what they're going to say about that, like racialized characteristics of hair texture, eye shape, skin tone, et cetera. So when I looked that up, basically the internet is like, actually there are no markers because race has been disproven as a biological or science scientific idea and it's just a social construct. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I know there's those things gender anymore.

The dad doesn't exist. Whatever you're bored is bullshit, but now there's no such thing as race either. Yeah. I mean, I, I, I've thought you would have known that by this point. Uh, clip five is really short and sums up exactly what she just said state of mind He says the state of mind always is a state of mind Yeah, it's the state of mind. So you so there's you could be black in the morning, but then by the afternoon you're Asian

It just depends on which holidays you're trying to get more upset at the discord, okay? Let me just explain what's happening right now Christian There was a photo of her and her boobs and her boobs are fine. It's fine They're not a big deal But now she's spread eagle on her back and showing everything and getting right up in there and the most disturbing part is that? It's her bedroom behind her is a photo of her on the wall I can't believe Kyle's putting all this in the discord. I thought he was a friend But you know of all the only fans girls that I followed none of the posters themselves in their room because it would be embarrassing

That's only because you don't follow Karen Fian. That's true. I don't. Yeah, she's not my type. Okay. So I listened to an episode where she brings on a guest. So we're doing a little bit of a Q&A, call and response back and forth interview. It's almost like a co-interview.

A co-interview? You mean like a conversation? Is the word you're looking for a conversation? I'm going to ask questions. He's going to ask questions like a co-interview. A co-interview? You mean like a conversation? Is the word you're looking for a conversation? I'm going to ask questions. He's going to ask questions like a co-interview. OK, everything has to be an

interview, I guess. No, everything has to be a different word in this. Right. Yeah, you can't just use English like the rest of us over here. Yeah, you know, interviews are kind of a myth as well, Carl, and

so are conversations. They don't really exist. Let's find out what kind of questions we're going to be asking here. But we're going to talk about identity and how we are more complex than just one dimensional and how we really have to listen to someone to really understand the shape of their soul. Okay, so speaking of making shit up, now she's saying that you have to listen to someone understand the shape of their soul. Have you ever heard that term before? I have not. I don't know that souls

have a shape. Yeah, I hear a lot of bullshit, but that's actually a new one. That's a new one. All right. So that'll be one of her book titles. When I hear her set up the whole show with that, I go, Oh, so this is a waste of everyone's time. Yeah, cool. Then I'll stop listening. Shit. It's my job. So here I am listening to this guy, King that she has on now King is from the Royal Couch Show. It's a radio show. And King's very proud of himself. Very proud of his profession. He is a internet or what he says he is a radio personality. Okay. And so when

you're a radio personality, you have is a radial personality. Okay. And so when you're a radial personality, you have to have a personality. And I'm just an all around advocate for just doing right, you know I mean, whatever that may be. So if that's, you know, feeding the homeless or doing food drives or advocating for LGBTQ rights or plenty of that nature, anything that my heart dies to. So, how do you describe yourself? I'm an advocate for things that are right, like getting food to people who are hungry and not discriminating against gay people. Okay, cool. Pretty cool personality you got there. I gotta turn into this guy's radio show. It's pretty fantastic. Well, since we're talking about it, let's uh let's get into the question time. Rachel is going to

explain how conversations work. Alright. Alright. So, I'm gonna ask you a question and then you're gonna ask me a question. We'll go back and forth. So, what part of your identity do you think random people just like seeing you? You know out on the town or whatever first notice about you So that that That question has weight into it, right? It's healthy Why why say that is because for me right first off this guy is not a good radio personality can't talk and this co-interview sucks

Yeah, that question fucking blows right there. What part of your identity do random people first notice about you? Out of my frosted tips. Why don't you ask them? But who thinks like this? I don't know who thinks like everything about them is like their identity because they're making it up So then they have to like focus on it even more. It's like stop worried about your identity. You're making it up anyway. Think about something else.

Worry about your achievements in life. But I couldn't believe the next thing the king says blew me away. I am a Hispanic man. I'm Puerto Rican. My mother and father Puerto Rican grew up in a Spanish culture through the Spanish culture, but my appearance when people randomly first meet me, they automatically think that I am black, which would I identify identify what the African American. Um, she found another one. Holy shit. There's two of them. And this guy's an idiot because he already has the get out of jail free card minority card with being Puerto Rican

It's just like not good enough. I want to be black again blacker Not even just black but African-american specifically Holy shit this guy's real name is Juan. I'm not even making that up Sounds like Derek the nerdy vampire from yes I'm not even making that up. Sounds like Derek, the nerdy vampire from what we do. I can't believe there's two of them. And I have to say,

I'm putting this out there. My prediction that this will be normalized someday. Rachel was ahead of her time because if Solar is an eagle and she's an eagle because a falcon, a wolf and a mouse combined, then she became an eagle. You don't know

what I'm talking about. There's a DID system we follow on who are these socials named solars, a lot of different altars. And some of them are robots. Some of them are space aliens. And no one's crying racist. You know, no one's upset about that. So just don't talk about their teeth. That's the important thing with solar. Yeah, that's the one big takeaway Do not comment on our teeth. She's I wonder why I kept that on the board The point is I can't believe I'm listening to an interview between two people who aren't black who claim to be black

It's fan fucking tastic only in America What a crazy racist country we have here in America with institutionalized racism, where people who aren't black pretend to be and want to get away with it. I'm trying to remember the show that we covered about the systems. Yes. And how they were trying to outdo each other. Right. Yeah. I got 22 personalities. Yeah. You only got 11. I'm so black. My dad left my mom when I was two. Oh yeah. Well, I would have stopped myself right there. Christian, what else? Yeah. So

going back to the the definitions and the vocabulary in Clip seven, she kind of explains she's doing the term African American and in Clip seven, she kind of explains a common misconception about Rachel. Okay. African American and in clip seven she kind of explains a common misconception about Rachel. Okay. African American is a term that I never claimed but people will say, oh, Rachel claimed to be African American. No, I did not.

You know, black is different than African American. I'll get into black in the B column. Oh my gosh. I wish John Melendez was our guest on this one. How that works. So hold on. You're going to have to wait a little bit. But when we get to the bees, I'm really going to explain it. She also goes on to say that he's stand for, I'm sorry, you got what she is talking about affirmative action. So in a clip nine, she reinforces this idea that women don't need to claim to be a

minority, because women are already a minority covered under affirmative action. So I think the majority of this podcast episode is her just trying to do some damage control about it, you all know about her. But so clip nine is the one that explains this. So just to be kind of, you know, just aware, so that you don't make a statement like, oh, you just pretended to be black because you wanted to take advantage of affirmative action.

That would make no sense if somebody is a woman, then you know, actually be they don't, you know, if you're a woman, you wouldn't have to actually even list anything racially like that's already gender as a protected class or marginalized group. I didn't know that. I had no idea. I did learn that from her. But I don't know, do you get more action if you say, well, I'm not just a white woman.

I'm also a black woman. Okay, well, now we're really try hard to give you the the leg up from affirmative action Well, you I don't even know what that's even refer like I know affirmative action is a thing But now I'm gonna confused as to yeah where it gets applied Yeah, me too. Yeah Because the Asian people are just like, uh, okay guys, I don't even know what you were there or something. So sometimes Rachel just gets into a word so that she can strong arm her

personal opinion into these vocabulary words. So clip 10 is the word archetype. Archetypes. So social or racial symbols or prototypes that are often based on stereotypes. These would include things like Aunt Jemima or the mammy, Jezebel or the whore, ABW, angry black woman, Uncle Tom, Carlton, Uncle Ruckus. An example would be like, oh Clarence Thomas isn't uncle Tom. Carlton made the list. I was just like, why did poor Alfonso Ribero get on this list? He hasn't had enough for doing the Carlton dance.

So all of a sudden Carlton equals uncle Tom. I didn't know that. Yeah, that's news to me too. It's just like, well, it was just a character that I played on television. But yeah, and he's a mean dancer. I have one more clip before you, you can take the reins back. So she talks about in Christian, I hate to interrupt you because you're, you're flowing and things are going well, but I'm getting so distracted by the fucking discord. So somebody Photoshop John in his old room where he used to podcast from and he's bending over so you

can see the back wall and he's got a poster of Rachel's friend on the back wall and I did I mean I'm not surprised John's into this type of chick but I don't think he would want to display it like that. He's not good. He doesn't have a taste. He wants the credit for it and you know interestingly the next vocabulary word in clip 12 actually refers directly to what you're looking at right now. She's talking about bleaching, and she gets very specific about bleaching in clip 12. Bleaching is basically lightening the skin through creams, usually.

It also can be used, though, bleaching creams to remove just a dark spot or a birthmark or to lighten Intimate areas so posterior bleaching has kind of become common in the porn industry Yeah, can confirm. She's not bleaching her asshole Didn't know that before we started the show yeah We have a team Thoreau I should match a new photo shot that It seems like what Adam Thoreau, I should mention, who photoshopped that for us and put that up there.

It seems like what Adam Theroux should be up to on Saturday morning or afternoon. Very good stuff. Do you have a comment about the bleaching stuff? I just that, of course, she knows about it because I thought that I might have surprised you with the fact that she has an OnlyFans, but now you know better than Chris and I that she has an OnlyFans. Correct now you know better than Chris and I that she has an OnlyFans. Yes, correct. Your eyes could never unsee what you've seen today. It's eye opening, you might say.

There's a lot of openings. I have to say, this is an older podcast that I listened to. It's from November and it seems like Shane Gillis stole a joke from Rachel Dolezal. It's like, oh, that's that's pretty cool. But then I'm also sometimes like, just don't Google my name, please, because that'll come crashing down like really fast. Don't Google it. Don't bother Googling it if you don't know already.

All right. So now it's it's King's turn to ask her a question. Now if you remember what her question was, it was something about what part of your identity to random people first notice about you And that wasn't a great first question in my opinion, but I'm sure King's got a good one Yeah, so alright it's your turn yeah, so With this is a good question for you because with, you know, the media attention that you do get and everything else that goes around your name, you know, what part of your

identity do you think your closest friends will highlight? So this is getting even more convoluted. What part of your identity would your closest friends and family identify? So how do you think she's going to answer this one? I'll give you the answer. She pats herself on the back. Of course. With the people that closest to you, how would they identify you?

I think that the first part of my identity that everyone would bring up is that I'm a great mom. Just being a mother, you know, I know this last Mother's Day, Franklin was saying like, you're like the mom. Jesus, this is like stuttering John level. Oh, the students said that I was his favorite teacher on teacher appreciation day. When they're not saying that I'm a great mom, they just call me hero. So pretty much one or the other. I guess I can't believe this conversation is insane.

These two adult people are patting themselves on the back over and over again. How would people identify you as an amazing mom? Oh, okay. Yeah, that that makes sense. It's like a job interview is like, well, you know, I'm a little bit too much of a perfectionist. You notice her kid's name is Franklin. Yes, who of course is the black peanuts, you know, Charlie'm a little bit too much of a perfectionist. But did you notice her kid's name is Franklin? Yes. Who of course is the black peanuts, you know, Charlie Brown's friend. He's the black one. So she named him Franklin.

Also the black puppet on Arrested Development. You know, I just wish that King would have asked the most appropriate question. What we all know is the greatest question in the history of podcasting, chocolate or vanilla. Yes, correct. That actually would apply in this case better than most. All right. So after a mother though, okay, you're an amazing mom. We all agree on that. You know, we all know. But what else? There's got to be more layers to this onion. Second and third would be artist and advocate. So yeah, none of those three things were highlighted in the media for sure. And that did make me feel really unseen.

You know, the media really made her feel unseen. When they focused on the fact she was pretending to be a black woman and didn't talk about her art. It's kind of like when when Michael Richards, you know, everyone's like, well, you know, he used the N word on stage. No, it was like, but you ever see him enter a room though fucking hilarious That's great. I go. Why don't you pick up on that too? Yeah crushes at Scrabble She would have liked it if everybody had focused on how she was pretending to be a black artist and pretending to be a black mom

You know that's what she really wanted to be known for and by the way every good mom has an only fans account That's great. Yes, all good moms have an only fans account with Their nudes leaking on the internet we can agree for their kids friends to find in a discord server somewhere So I want her to explain though You say you're an artist. What does that mean? Okay? I'm very creative. I'm an artist and you know I create visual art I also Create in the kitchen. I'm a cook, a gardener. I do a lot of creative work. So I think that in that sense, that's really the core of me. Cooking and gardening are art now.

Did you know that? No. So Chris is an artist. Yeah, I guess I'm an artist. Wow. If race is a construct, gardening can be an art, you know, that's sure. It's the world we live in now. Why not? All right. So one more clip from this package because King then has to tell Rachel how amazing she is because that's usually how a co interview

goes. Apparently, I love that. And I do want to comment on your artistry. Your art is amazing. And not just to say to be biased because I'm on the part of the interview with you, but going through your page and just going through your art, it's not only creatively good as far as artistically, like looking at it looks good, but the soul you put into it exudes out the art. Your pieces speak out and they speak loudly.

And I don't think many artists, and that's in all aspects of the word, artists, musicians, any painters, all artists, everyone has that ability to be able to speak through their art. And I think you do that loudly and proudly. So I didn't want to touch on that real quick. It looks like you give me your flowers on that because you are amazing.

All right. To the audio editor, if you can hear me rolling my eyes, please take that out and post. And I want that to interfere with the clip that we just played. So I went to her website to look at this amazing art where she talks to her soul or whatever he just said. And there's a quote mark on the top of the web page and it says, My art is characterized by a resourceful use of materials, a resilient spirit and a revolutionary drive to challenge the norm. And then

the quote is attributed to Rachel. She wrote her own quote for amazing her artists. Rachel, I went fucking awesome, Carl. When he said he was going through her page, I just assumed it was her OnlyFans. You know, he was commenting her pieces. Yeah, I didn't realize she had another website on top of that. There's another website on top of that one. Oh my God. If you guys could please stop putting the butthole back in the discord. I mean, those are nice pieces, but. Jesus Christ.

So it's almost like an exclamation point. All right. Back to you, Christian. All right. So when she's explaining the phrase colored people, she decides to have a little fun with it in a clip, which is clip number 16. But I would like to call it Rachel Rachelson. You'll hear why she gets that name.

I remember a joke from Mississippi about the term when I was living in West Jackson, which is the black proud town versus North Jackson. And basically it was like, I don't know why they call us colored when white folk are the ones who change color. They're blue when they're called, they're red when they're angry, they're green when they're jealous. Anyway, it was kind of like referring to paler skin being more transparent and showing like differences in the circulatory system, like blood flow and stuff. So it was kind of like, why do

they say colored people and they're the ones turning colors. So we all know that the best way to make a joke work is to explain it. But even better than that is to explain it twice. No, we got it. Don't understand. Yeah, why do they call that? And why are Jews called shapeshifters? Well, I think that this is a this is a clip clip 17 where I

feel like she's talking about somebody we know who lives in Canoga Park. I don't want to name names at this point in the show, but if you could play clip 17, I think we can figure out who'd relate to this. So colorblind is also people see, I don't see color. I don't, they'll say this, right? I'm colorblind. I don't see color.

And usually it's stated from someone belonging to a dominant group who's trying to say that they see people as equals, but it comes off like not in that way. It's heard more as, I don't see you. You know, I don't see, you know, like I'm ignoring the fact that there's diversity. So it's kind of offensive because it sounds like you're ignoring instead of appreciating and honoring cultural differences. You're like trying to sweep it under the rug, not talk about it, just move on because it's more comfortable for the person in the dominant group to do that rather than

saying like, oh wow, like I love your hair or something. Pfft. There's no winning with this, bro. There's no winning. Fuck her. I give up a long time ago when I realized that there's no winning. I'm a white man and it's over for me. It's fine.

I've got two more short clips. She's talking about the term color blind in clip 18. We're not blind, so you're not color blind. Nobody's colorblind well some people are colorblind in the sense of like actual visual situation where you don't see red or something but light ray of color we know it's almost like it means two different things I think she was afraid Mike Geary was listening. So she's like, oh, hold on. Hold on. Damage control again.

Yep. And my final clip from Rachel Dolezal is the one that I probably should have played first because it made me hate her so much. It's from the end of her show, clip 19. As always, to everyone on the periphery, I hear you. I am here for you. No, no, you're not.

She's here for them. Oh, no, you're not. You're not here. She's here for them. All right. Okay, so let's get back to this co interview and let's find out the next question that Rachel asks. Remember the first question was your identity blah blah blah. Now you talk. This was the second question that she asked. So the next question for you is what part of your identity are you most comfortable talking about with other people? Like what part do you just want to kind of like you could just talk about for hours and it brings you joy to discuss. I'm going to pause it right there. This question is terrible. Yeah, but I believe they talk about it for

hours. Oh, I think you're right. I think that's all they fucking talk. So let me ask you, Christian Blatt, what part of your identity are you most comfortable talking about? And you can talk about for hours? Probably my identity as a guy with a 10 inch cock. Yeah, I know. I'm with you on that. Yeah, you get me riffing up my balls. Let's see how he answers that question. The part of my identity outside of my skin color is my work is my work identity right my my work The way I

Put my passion into my work. Let me say that radial personality Work because I talk for a living and I am, uh, um, I'm also a lumber. So just a follow up to that. So he says that he can talk about himself for hours, which is, uh, you know, a normal thing that, that people do that, uh, is not annoying at all in any single way. I can talk about my work for hours and hours and hours on days. A lot of times people are

like, okay, we get it. I understand. We know who you are. We know what you do. We know what the boss and not on a on a cocky level, but just on a, Hey, did you know you can do this with this? Hey, let me help you with that. And you're just, Oh, did you know I can do this for you or, or, or, Oh, okay. So he talks about great. He is, but not a cocky way. Well, that's good to know. I'm glad he's not being an asshole about it. I'm great. Yeah. All right. So I have to point this out. It's so fucking distracting. Jody B just posted a photo of Rachel bent over with all of her whole showing, but he covered up with the black power fist. Of course it does. Of course it does. Rachel would be proud of that Photoshop.

I have a feeling. All right. I have to make that into a t-shirt, see how that goes. All right. March 22nd, these will be on sale. All right, so this is, last clip I have on here. You know what, I do believe that this world is an ugly place and we need more people talking about positivity, especially self-positivity, because that's something, we're so quick to tell someone else they're pretty,

we're so quick to tell somebody else good job, we're so quick to tell somebody else. They're pretty we're so quick to tell somebody else good job We're so quick to tell somebody else they're doing good, but we don't seem to do that for ourselves much Yeah, I mean think it but don't say it out loud. It's a noxious Get confident stupid what a dumb thing to say we should all be talking about how amazing we are to each other No, don't please don't do that. Just think it. Yeah Or don't think it. Either way, be amazing first. And then whatever you want to do. All right. Anything else you want to play from the podcast you listened to?

Although I do want to go to a clip that I think might be particularly offensive to the three of us. Clip six. She's talking about the term Anglo-Saxon. So an Anglo-Saxon is basically the myth of some kind of like heroic Germanic people who are superior, who are leaders, who are, you know, this just natural born. Smart, funny, interesting. Humble. Creative.

Get the trains running on time. Create a jobs program that gets everybody working. interesting humble creative get the trains running on time Jobs program that gets everybody working dominant group that sprouted out of the ground in Europe, so Anglo-saxon idea is a myth and is based on White supremacy, of course, it's based on white supremacy. Everything always says isn't it? I think we all knew that. Yep And my final clip from Rachel would be on a similar topic. If only we could have cars run on white supremacy. Global warming would be a thing of the past.

This white supremacy could do almost anything, but it can't fuel your vehicle for some reason. Oh, like Elon Musk hasn't been working on that for a decade. What was that, Simpsons? Oh, at Bagley Jr. My sense of self satisfaction. All right. On a, on the same topic, Caucasian is the word she's using and it's clip 14. Okay.

Caucasian race. Also Caucasoid, Europid, or Europoid, all of those things were like early markers of race. And it is now an obsolete racial classification of humans, even though it's still used in a social construct way, but it's obsolete in a scientific way based on now disproven theory of biological race. Yeah. So there's no more Caucasians, no more Anglo-Saxons.

Everybody's just whatever they want to be. Wait, you mean like colorblind? Is that what she's trying to say? I believe that's exactly what she's saying. I'm pretty sure that's a bad thing. You know, Adam Carolla has a theory on this, and I actually might subscribe to it. It sounds pretty good to me. The better the weather is, the less productive people are if it's sunny every day and breezy and you're near the water like what are you going to do? Fucking invent a car. No, but if you're living up north and it's wintertime and shitty, it's like you got to figure out indoor plumbing and stuff.

It's like you got to figure out indoor plumbing and stuff Kind of makes sense, right? Is that how we said it? In Daytona Beach, I agree with that's what I mean Okay Throwing it out there Anything else Christian? No, no, no, that's that's more than enough Rachel I think we've solved the the racial problems and I now respect her right to be whatever she feels like she should be. Do you say we solve the Rachel problems?

I didn't mean to, but I'll just pretend I did. No more Rachel problems. Yep. All right. Wherever you're going, you better believe American Express will be right there with you. Heading for adventure? We'll help you breeze through security. Meeting friends a world away? You can use your travel credit. Squeezing every drop out of the last day?

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just recorded their final episode. Yeah, I know it's all it's all over. But Nick sends us in. He says this moment from the finale is a good way to remember the Yeah, I know. It's all over. But Nick sends us in, he says, this moment from the finale is a good way to remember the Jen and Carol we all love. I can't cut my toenails without my glasses on. Part of the reason I haven't shaved my pussy since COVID, since before COVID, is because I went from contacts to glasses because I couldn't get my fucking contacts and also they were getting so dry I had to get them in and I couldn't get them out right cuz I'm a sheiks

Yeah, so I moved to glasses. Yeah when you're in the shower and you're doing a full pussy shave There's no fucking way. I mean I've given up. You gotta go to a professional I'm not even gonna but I'm just saying if you ever want to get rid of it I'm not even gonna but I'm just saying if you ever want to get rid of it I'm sure Kyle's got him No, thank you Although if anyone has an only fans that we've covered on who are these podcasts before it's gonna be the mom swipes left ladies That's gross. It's not great. I'll give you that Are you familiar with the John and Jeff show

by any chance, Christian Blatt? It's been on for a while, right? Is it the one that used to be on before, like Opie and Anthony? I feel like they've talked about it. They used to all listen to it on the drive-in. And it's like the most vanilla bland show anybody's ever heard. They got jocked over multiple times. Yeah, OK.

That would explain it. The John and Jeff show, they would do these promos. They'd beck tolbert multiple times. Yeah. Okay. That because that would explain it. The John and Jeff show they would do these promos would be like we're two guys who think that sometimes the woman should pay for dinner. We're two guys, you know, like they would just say the cheesiest shit they thought they were being outrageous and crazy. So goody two shoes put together a new promo for the John and Jeff show that I think probably would have worked better for them

We're two guys who think R. Kelly got screwed over We're two guys who think Kevin Brennan is hilarious. We're two guys who think the age of consent in Asia should be 12 Wow, that's pretty outrageous right there. That was pretty outrageous. I'm going to tune in. I'm not listening to that show. That's pretty cool. All right, I have to play this video real quick. Jake Hudson wants to come on.

WATP wants to be on the show. I know I get invitations from him to go on his show. Never announced. Just an email with about 50 different people all copied out of Kevin Brennan's audit. Can't see you back. All these different people. And just like a link to his stream yard thing.

And I have not gone on his show and principle uncertainty sent me a note through Patreon saying, Hey, Jake really wants to come on your show. So this is a video that I think Jake sent this to me. I can't remember who, but, uh, there's just a clip from his show. I can't promise anything, but I'll ask Carl. Thank you. I can't promise anything, but I'll ask Carl. Okay.

You know, those who I am. I do. Oh yeah. Of course he does. I've done songs for him in the past. He has Jake. You're in the world knows who I am. I do. Oh yeah, of course he does. I've done songs for him in the past. He has. Jake, you're in the mix, man. Yeah, I want him to review me.

You want him to review you? I want, I want W. So, can we review Jake Hudson? It's not a show, right? It's just a guy streaming from his bed. I don't know if we can review it. What do you think, Christian? Should we review Jake Hudson's show? I mean, he's asking for it. So, you know, I think that I mean, I don't know how many minutes you could spend on it. But I mean, right there lets me believe that you might be able to get a couple minutes out of J. Cuts.

Okay. All right. So maybe we'll have a mind. Maybe we just did show, but maybe I'll put a poll up. See what people thought. That's a good. Yeah, how we should do this kind of thing. All right.

I have to play another quick clip for us. This one coming in from my loss interest as a fantastic job putting these videos together because I never would have seen this if not for my loss interest. Kevin Brennan is doing his money grab show where he's just by himself reading super chats and Kevin Brennan so desperate for money that he has to do this even when he should definitely stop podcasting and call it a day. He wanted me to help him get on Conan. I was like, there's not much I can do. You know, I mean, bottom line is, you know, most people don't don't most people don't. What's going on my phone? Most people live with most people don't. Most comics stay

where they're at. That's what I that's been my experience. Most comics. If you're born in Chicago, you're going to stay where they're at. That's what I that's been my experience. Most comics if you're born in Chicago, you're going to stay in Chicago. We're going to be a comic there. Hope you get discovered or whatever. I don't

know what the **** you thought. I was like, I'm just going to go to New York. Wow. Wow. Is that the hack alarm? Wow. So now two hours later, he finally comes back to his stream that's been going this whole time. Hello?

The fire alarm went off in the building. Oh my God. I guess you can hear it. It'll run for, I gotta make sure there's no fire. Oh, this is so annoying. I'm gonna keep I'll keep doing it. Wow. What did this happen to me? Basically, Kevin brought it. We lived there for a long time. But when we first moved in, there was Could you imagine my alarm went off?

There's fires all the time. You need enough fires the alarm would go off all the time. So it was fucking annoying. So we used to go down. Can you guys even hear me? We used to go down We used to go we used to go down go outside, but we don't do it anymore It's always something stupid God damn it It's one of the better episodes. He's not actually. Yeah, that alarm is hilarious.

Yeah, the alarm is actually really funny. It's better than people calling Stuttering John's apartment. It's up there. Because you can't control it. It's up there. So now he's calling Adam Hinnicker. Turn off the fire alarm. Of course Adam won't pick up when I am.

Everyone has to be on call for Adam. Adam, listen to my show because the fire alarm went off on my building. I want to see how bad it sounds. Oh, okay. Just stop doing your show! Just stop doing your show! Do it another time! time with the alarms all done You have to call Anna to say tell me if it sounds bad. Yes

It's so you hear that really loud alarm behind you your microphones picking that up to Kevin. Yes Yeah, it shouldn't it shouldn't run forever because uh Anyway, I know Carl's gonna have a fucking field day with this holy shit. They're gonna go nuts over this What was that recorded announcement with the alarm? Yeah, there's an announcement going out through the building saying use the stairwell don't use the elevators Continue to podcast it didn't say I wasn't didn't they continue. It literally said, get up whatever you're doing and get out of here. Wait, wait for one more super chat from broccoli. Yeah. Just see if if someone with a hundred bucks is gonna come out of that. As soon as that

happens, you gotta go. All right. Of course, the big news, the big, big news throughout the dabble verse and to all the old ONA fans scorch is back. He was fired by his radio station or you know what I'm saying. He was fired. Maybe he quit. I don't know what happened, but he no longer has the the morning show and in Wisconsin. So now he started up PFG TV and that stands for pretty fucking great TV and PFG TV is something that open Anthony used to play quite a bit on their show. Some of my favorite episodes open Anthony were them teasing him because he would do this public access show and he would claim that it was growing and they had millions of viewers and they're getting picked up in new markets all the time and it's a big deal. getting picked up in new markets all the time. And it's a big deal. And meanwhile, it's so disjointed. He'd be in a studio one day with the drummer from Boston.

And then the next day he's by himself in a bar somewhere where you could hear people not even paying attention to what he's doing. And it's basically what Opie turned into. Yeah, you're all thinking it. Yes. But Scorch is very excited because he's back doing PFG, a big announcement. This was going

to be the launch of the new season of PFG TV. So no bagel shop, huh? No. This is at some type of bar. And what happens is he, I don't know if this was actually live or not. Do you know Christian? Yeah, it did stream live. It was Thursday. I think it was eight o'clock Eastern. And yeah, I tried to watch. I don't know if they were having a hard time getting it started because it started 26 minutes late. Correct. It was just a screen for 26 minutes and finally comes on and it's got some rock rocking intro music and then everything falls apart immediately. Yeah! What? Well, keep going you guys! Aw. Skurge, you had a pretty good pop there.

You don't have to tell people to applaud. Aw, that's so sad. Please clap. What kind of desk is he using? So for people who are listening to this, I'll just describe what we're seeing. There's a guy who's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk, and he's got a desk. Please clap. What kind of desk is he using? So for people who are listening to this, I'll just describe what we're seeing. There's a brick

wall. He's in a corner. There's a woman on a couch and he is behind. It's not a desk. No, it's a repurposed spool of. Yeah. You put some kind of wire around that. Yeah. Yeah. Someone do you have in your fort as a child? This would be a toy that we would have picked You put some kind of wire around that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, put their drinks on there and an appetizer while they're chatting and watching the game, but Before I talk to you and before I talk to you guys I want to dedicate this season of Scorch's pfGTV and if I start crying deal with it the You can hear the 17 people who are watching, but you can't really hear score. So I don't know if someone's trying to fix it or what is going on. But then what happens later is that there is this delay that's happening. So everything is an echo. And then it also gets out of sync, too.

So it's the hardest thing to watch ever because it's out of sync. And there's an echo. And at some certain points, I think there's multiple conversations going on. But I do appreciate the fact that Sc scorch knows where his bread is buttered He knows no one would know who he was if it weren't for Opie and Anthony and so he gives a shout out To the ONA family We don't know the difference. Jim's coming up. Two other really big things on this very first show. Co-interview. This is a big one.

Psychic Bonnie is the idiot! Oh, Psychic Bonnie! We love you, Bonnie. We love you, Bonnie. Let me tell you guys a quick story. Bonnie and Mr. Skin, who I think is going to be joining us next week, Bonnie has been on this show with me for over 22 years on my radio show. Is Mr. Skin going to be on the show next week?

I didn't think it was possible for me to lose respect for Mr. Skin, but it just happened. Yeah, I know. We'll believe it when we see it. I said, hey, you know what? Why don't we have one on TV show? And thanks to Jim Zonses and easy new media. Thank you guys. I'll tell you what, we weren't sure if we're going to be able to pull it off, but you know what?

We pulled it off. So I can think right now. A zoom call is the easiest thing. In fact, when she comes out and played in a minute, she's the only one with good audio. That's the only thing that actually works in the house. And hey, oh, and a fans. Hey, you pass the, hey, you've passed the Opie and Anthony pass. God bless you.

I love you guys. Love you too, buddy. And specifically for you guys, live, for the first time ever. I've been doing this game for 30 years on the radio. It's never been live. We are going to be spinning the Wheel of Media. Oh, now that's a good thing. I'm going to be spinning the Wheel of Media.

I'm going to be spinning the Wheel of Media. I'm going to be spinning the Wheel of Media. I'm going to be spinning the Wheel of Media. I'm going to be spinning the Wheel of Media. I'm going to be spinning the Wheel of Media. I'm going to be spinning the Wheel of Media. I'm going to be spinning the Wheel of Media. I'm going to be spinning the Wheel of Media.

I'm going to be spinning the Wheel of Media. I'm going to be spinning the Wheel of Media. I'm going to be spinning the Wheel of Media. I'm going to be spinning the Wheel of Media. I'm going to be spinning the Wheel of Media. I are going to be spinning the wheel That's a good tease right there coming up later we got psychic body and the wheel of meat dude It's just episode one scorch. I mean Your best best Don't know what you're talking about, Carl. This is definitely PFG. I'm just thinking over and over again, like, man, Scorch really is PFG. Yes, he definitely is PFG. All right, so let's get to Psychic Bonnie.

Psychic Bonnie has this amazing ability to tell people what's going to happen to them in the future in a way that makes no sense to anyone. Miss Bonnie, I love you. I love you too. It's great to see you. Hi. Hold on one second, Miss Bonnie. Live TV? I told you, follow me.

It's not live TV, you're streaming. You're doing a web stream. Everyone does it. It's not that big of a deal. And you're doing it very poorly. How old do you think, Producer Chris? How old do you think Psychic Bonnie is? 70. Okay. and you're doing it very poorly. How old do you think, producer Chris? How old do you think Psychic Bonnie is? Hi, Miss Bonnie. 70, okay. Miss Bonnie. Hi.

You doing well? It's, everything is great. How about you? You're hanging in there, good show. Thank you so much. I'm Miss Bonnie for those of you who missed a little while. Miss Bonnie, I'm the only one, I'm not greener, they call her Psychic Bonnie,

or she will jump through the phone and kick your ass. That's great. But Miss Bonnie has been on with Scorch Me, the TV show, the radio show for almost 25 years. But Miss Bonnie has been on with Scorch 20. And honestly, God, you know what? And honestly, God, you know what? You've never aged. Like a second, you look the exact same as you did when I started talking to you. Yeah

73 now 73 years old funny. I would take you He's not joking. No, he's not he definitely would. All right. Well, I loved her as Topher Grace's mom on that 70 on that 70s yeah she was great on her haha me call, call me she's gorgeous what did you say to me if I got you out? I said call me oh boy, Scorch is gonna get his

dick dry hahaha we'll be back in two and two two and two have Bonny Jims seen my big hit? oh my goodness what is it with all these Oh What is it with all these people were covered today have photos of themselves behind them Fuck. Oh wait, I should I think about it

People always said I have a big head I just wanted to prove it right now This is Jim Johnson. So Jim, this is Miss Bonnie. Hi Bonnie, nice to meet you. Jim, tell Miss Bonnie your birthday, your city you were born in. One question. Hi Bonnie, I'm Jim Johnson from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. I was born in 1965. And I'm wondering... What's the birthday? What's the birthday? February 6th, 65. Okay. okay, and I'm wondering Me selling all my guitars, so this guy's a guitar collector. He came in he's showing off all these guitars that he has he has like Gene Simmons bass acts thing and some other What you ask us like he's asking the psychic why I brought loads is crap that I have which I'm a buyer. I'm just like I could talk this guy down

Sorry Scorch, I thought I was coming on with tradio body today Thank you for your call Thank you for your call. I'm just going to buy them. Um, you... Alright, listen to this convoluted answer. I know this is hard to hear, I apologize for that. I wish it was better. I have my guitars for sale.

Okay, it's um... The angels are saying that if you are willing to split the quantity into two and you are more flexible with that, you will eventually sell them all. There's a woman who's passed away who's in spirit, obviously. She's very, very proud of you. She's there with a man who passed away, and the man is trying to tell you that he may not, he may not have understood you then, but he totally gets you now, and he's very proud of you. And he's a fender guy.

We're good with it. It's kind of freaky. it. Does that make any sense? He goes, I don't know. That's fucking ridiculous. Am I going to sell my guitar? It's a crazy question to ask a psychic. And so she goes into her stupid psychic mumbo jumbo like there's a person, you know, who said you didn't get along real great that one time, but do you have to

bring your guitars to ask that question? price tags on them It was probably hoping that he could trick scorch into buying at least one of them Well, I see what happens. I wish your follow-up question was so you said the fenders of 65 or 67 Okay. All right. Let's get to the fun part wheel of meat now the way wheel of meat works on the radio show Is they had this this wheel covered in deli meats and He would spin the wheel and then wherever it landed you take that deli meat slam it on the desk or slap it on the desk And then the color had to say which type of meat it was Okay based on slapping it on the desk. So now we're gonna bring that into

live TV. Live TV. We like it. Live version of it. So ladies and gentlemen, it is time for us to spin the I want to do that. Even better. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to spin the Wheel of Meat! He's so happy. Okay. I don't need a mic. So, here is the Wheel of Meat, ladies and gentlemen. We have got today pepperoni.

Ah crap, you know what? You're going to have to do a... Shut your eyes. I left a blindfold in my car. Oh, you. You know what? You're gonna have to do it. But shut your eyes. I left the blindfold in my car. If only we could figure out something, some way to blindfold this woman. There's no other way to do it. You just got to hold your hand over your eyes to trust you. So we've already fucked up the bed because there is really a blindfold about. No, first off. So I'm just going to point something out here.

The whole idea that you're spinning a wheel is ridiculous and pointless because regardless, he's going to take a certain meat, slap it and you have to figure out what type of meat it is. So what does it matter if she spins the wheel? Just eats a time. Yeah, just pick one. It looks pretty. Well, it doesn't though. Wait till he zoom in on this thing. I could cover her face. We have pepperoni. We have some sort of, I think it's called, I wrote them. So look at this.

This is so stupid. So when you spin it, they have the different meats. There's four different meats. And those all eat up two of the slices. But then you have ones that are like, spin again, which is like a free spin, free spin, whatever free drink, which I'm sure he will not allow to have happen. Get the fuck out. Hilarious.

That's when I get a free drink. Taste the media. It's also stupid. I don't know what the ring is, but that's it. We have got summer sausage and we have got garlic sausage. We've got taste the meat. We've got GTFO, which means you lose your turn. We've got stroke the meat, which is always good. Stroke the meat. We have a free spin. I don't see you laughing, Chris. See, I don't think he knows what he's just said. Oftentimes when you're talking about like jacking off a dick, you'd say like stroke

the meat. Oh, masturbated. Yeah. I had a feeling that he didn't understand that one question. Yeah. And we have a lot. So give it up for Megan. He bought this stupid wheel from Party City and taped me to it. It probably was a better gag on the radio. Probably doesn't translate as well to video. You don't think his busy production staff taped that together for him? You think he actually did it himself, Carl? This guy's a legend. Jim Jones says, is Carl really going to criticize the show for spinning a wheel of options. Yes

I am and you'll see why because they do it wrong Now watch scorch here scorch wants it he doesn't want it to land on that so he just moves it and now it's there So again, okay, let's to have a wheel it and now it's there. So again, okay, pointless to have a wheel. No reason to have it to have him. I'm gonna take I'm gonna pick another meat. Like the one they moved it to and he spends it himself. What is what is this meat by the sound of me spanking the meat? Remember, you've got pepperoni. That's how we know this thoroughly. This coho sausage. Summer sausage or garlic sausage. Which one am I spanking my meat with? There it is, there's the bet. I do know my sausages. I bet you do. I do. So I'm going to go with the pepperoni for the win. Oh no! It was the garlic sausage. I was going to say, how can you not smell that just wafting

at you as he's spanking it. I'll tell you what then, we'll give you a consolation prize if you'll taste the meat Get it good sausage Chris I still see you laughing Maybe Chris just doesn't appreciate 90s shock culture when this Spoiled with Tom Myers on a weekly basis gotten the cream of the crowd that's true all right so now we have a live band performance on the show and this is fun because you know the audio is already garbage and so they're gonna switch cameras but I don't know who's doing that because they're very slow on the draw here. It's a little awkward.

Flip a camera around. Hey, give it up for Broken H of Scorch's BFCT! Yeah! I forgot. Trying to launch. I started just screaming all night. I think there's a guy with a music, here's a guitar next to revolver. Yeah, but Scorch is having a drink.

He told the coach he can get up. Oh, there we go. Now we can probably see these guys. It's Atlantic City all over again. I don't know if they're out of sync or the audio is out of sync or both. I'm not sure what's going on. I'm going to use both. Okay, I'm going to use both.

I'm going to use both. I'm going to use both. I'm going to use both. I'm going to use both. I'm going to use both. I'm going to use both. I'm going to use both. I'm going to use both.

I'm going to use both. I'm going to use both. I'm going to use both. I'm going to or the audio is out of sync or both. I'm not sure what's going on. For example. Okay. Ugh, they go on to play All Apologies, which is a song I never need to hear ever again. Let's break up what little momentum we had going. Yeah! With a whiny song.

With a whiny acoustic act. You guys ready to go crazy? But you know, shout out to trucker Andy. Come on. It looks good up there for sure. All right. So one more clip from Scorch's show. Hopefully they get the audio effects and I want to hear the jokes. I want to be able to hear what he's talking about.

You know what coming up next time we have got for you the Wisco dive bar review guys Dressing a cartoon character He's got a weird body shape wasn't what is it about these guys who lose their neck He's just missing like a Captain Crunch hat He looks and talks like Dr. Marvin Monroe. We have got the band Mother Wind. The House of Hemp with our bell great.

What about the wheel of me? All of our great family members back in tow. I said all of our great family members back in tow. Oh, Carl's like, oh we're obligated to be back here again next week? Yeah. I didn't realize I was signing up for that. From me to you, to the ONA people watching and just ripping us a storm, we want you We keep ripping us apart. We love that. Yeah, keep doing shows, buddy. We're on it. And for the entire crew for Easy New Media, Jim Zontz, thank you, brother. You did an amazing job.

Everybody involved in the show. Heather Marble, that blue marble car. So wait, so we're not going to get weird news or the Wheel of Meat next week? Is that what I'm hearing right now? Well, you know what? It's a work in progress and you know, he's saying all these people who did a great job. I want to know what their jobs were because psychic Bonnie did a good job. I'll give her that. But yeah, I hope he not only keeps doing this show, but I hope he also never buys another handheld mic. I hope he just does it this way. Yeah, it's perfect. I also love that he always has local sponsors. He's doing a YouTube show and it's brought to you by the auto mechanic down the street for some reason, right? A YouTube show with local sponsors.

He calls it a live TV show. He calls live TV. Yeah. So there you go. Scorch is a little bit out of it, but that's all right. We're, we're looking forward to seeing what he's got coming up next. Now, Christian, you have a little segment for us that you wanted to present. There's a sports podcast that features OJ Simpson, the juice. So, uh, there's a show called it is what it is. And, uh, two guys from the rap game, uh, Cameron and Mace are the actual hosts of this show. And for those that don't know, as Carl just said, their football analyst is indeed OJ

Simpson. And asked in an interview recently, he explained very simply Cameron said that he's on the show because he thinks he's innocent. If he thought he was guilty, he wouldn't have him on the show. Oh, what? That's a dumb thing to say. Okay, cool. I would have said because that's why pencils have erasers.

But yeah, I mean, that's that's what that's what that's what you would say. So the first clip is actually something that we featured on who these broadcasters when I was first aware of this. It's just to kind of seeing what the dynamic is of everybody take a look and and see how these guys play along with the juice in clip one. I knew you would pull some shit like that. I knew you would pull some shit like that. I knew you would pull some shit like that, man. Yeah, what's up? I knew you would try some USC shit today. So I came ready for you, man.

Yeah, let's get this rockin'. Wait till next week. Wait till next week. You gonna see some USC shit. I knew that you would try some USC shit. So I came ready for you today. Let's get it rockin', man. Yeah, that's the killer I today. Let's get it So he drops in twice the killer I know and it's like, okay clearly they even mentioned a little bit later It's like okay. Okay doesn't really hear everything we say

Yeah, so they maybe have a little fun like that that they call him the killer But I just want to point out something that OJ Simpson is a wall of Famer for the Buffalo Bills. He was the first guy with a 2000 yard season. That was back when they played 14 games. OJ is the man. Yeah. He had a couple slip ups here and there, but other than that, slip ups you say, yeah, don't Google it. I mean, you're talking about the naked gun movies. You're talking about all the analysis. Yeah. I mean, don't Google it though. I mean, you're talking about the naked gun movies. You're talking about all the analysis. Yeah. He convinced me to rent cars from Hertz a number of times. You know, that's what I remember him for. Exactly. So I'm a big OJ guy. Well, I want to take us back to a clip too, as the first appearance he ever made on the, it is

what it is podcast. And one of our football analysts, OJ Simpson. Juice, what's up, Juice? Juice! All is well. What's up, Juice? All is well. What's good? Oh.

What's happening, man? Thank you. Yo, welcome to the- We are S&P, baby. Yo, it sounds like scorch's shell. No shit. So poor. What's up, Juice?

It's like the screaming, it's almost like a center. Jen interview again. I'm so sorry. We couldn't have you in studio. Well, but next week, you're going to figure this shit out, man. We're going to do this thing. So we're all together filming man, but thank you for joining the show. We've just get this bracelet off. I could definitely be the head studio. but thank you for joining the show. We're very-

If I could just get this bracelet off, I could definitely be there in studio with y'all. Excited and congratulations on making your comeback on Twitter. We see everything you're doing and we know that your knowledge for the game is impeccable, boy, baby. Yes.

Thank you. That was X now. It's X now. I'm having a little beef with him right now. You're having beef with- I'm having a little bit of a pain. You don't want no beef with- What's the problem? What happened? You're having beef with people? You're a little bit. When niggas don't want no beef with them, what's the problem? What happened? You're having beef with Axl what? Oh well you know I have you know it got me around a million people that keep

me there. Right. And I've got two of my closest friends that play golf with and follow me say they don't give me an alert anymore when you're on. He's been shadow banned. I have two on Axl. Maybe Juiced and I should team up on this one. I'm a little annoyed an alert anymore. He's been shadow banned. I have two on X. Maybe juice that I should team up on this I'm a little bit by that. He he knows the term he'll explain it. Okay We have that we turn it on and you've done five tweets over, you know, six or seven days So they they shadow you. Yeah The tweets It's fucked up. Oh Jay, I'm with you on this one. They don't sit out the tweets. It's fucked up, OJ.

I'm with you on this one. They don't send out the alerts to people that you've done it, you know. I don't even know what you would call it now that it's X. You don't call it tweets anymore. I don't know what you call it. So that's my kind of beefing up. I got you.

Well, let me tell you something. I don't know if I missed out on something. I still say tweets. I'm keeping it till I feel the right word but but I Yeah, that would sound weird Sam sending our exes J doesn't like to talk about his exes Good point. So he says I'm gonna keep using tweets until I figure out which verb to use. Wouldn't tweets be a noun in that scenario?

Oh, come on. Don't be don't be Mr. Dictionary to the juice. You're right. You're right. I don't want to be like celery John over here and correct their grammar. But in in clip four, the juice explains how I don't know what happened. Yeah, right. In clip five, OJ makes the host laugh, and you might notice a word that gets used a lot in this studio, it might show up in this clip. I think if Gino Bisconti did a sports show,

you'd hear this word less than these guys throwing around in clip five. You know, even his brother, Jay Dumb Niggas is different type of niggas now. So when TJ white goes out the game and you'd be like, why you ain't sacking nobody? Cause he ain't TJ white. We got the, a half of a TJ white. So you can't do that. Oh, they trying to do their best to find the talent that, yeah.

You must be talking to a mirror in front of you because you make an argument yourself. I really fucking home run. Oh, J. The only thing I'm annoyed with is now that I'm seeing more of his background, there's like one bill's helmet and everything else. All the other fucking teams he's played on. He was at the bills for longer than all those teams. Well, you know, they ask him specifically about this in the week before the super bowl. If you want to jump to clip eight, I know we're getting towards the end of the season. Is this meaning that the super bowl is coming up that we're not going to see any more Buffalo bill paraphernalia in the background because that means it's only 49 and shit for hero and

out there. The only one still anybody. I got to celebrate that. I can't celebrate my bills because you know, they're doing what I'm doing. They're sitting at home, you know, watching TV. So I'm my Niners. I'm my Niners all the way. And I'm afraid, you know, because of Patrick Mahomes, it's going to be, it figures to be

one well of a Super Bowl. And I'm kind of still surprised that Vegas has the 49ers like a two and a half point favorite. I was too. So yeah. Yeah. So whatever juice says next year, that's why I left his prediction in there. I'm like, oh, I'm going to bet the way

juice tells me to bet next year. Absolutely. He knows his **** when it comes to football. I mean, he really does when he first got on Twitter, he would go out there and just talk about his fantasy team and which guy was going to pop off that week and she like he he's following this stuff very closely. I would certainly have on my show to talk football fact. Should we start a football show with juice? Oh, he might have an exclusive with Cameron and mace, but

maybe he could he could be a guest on it. Maybe I can guess on the shot. What can the show these guys are fine? I mean it makes football even more fun than it usually is. So clip 6, OJ is explaining his thoughts on a story that some of you might remember. Somebody worked for the Jacksonville Jaguars, used their virtual credit card

and lost $20 million gambling on FanDuel. And the Jaguars asked FanDuel for their money back and FanDuel said no. OJ can relate to this as you might be able to imagine in Clip 6. It seems to me what's happening is, you know, in basic, I would say in basic law, if somebody stole something from you or from me, which they have, and they stole it to someone, if the police went to that someone, they would get it back.

It would go back. Or you could just show up at the hotel with a gun. Back to you. So maybe they're trying to base it on that and trying to set some precedent that, hey, wait a minute, we know where the 20 million is. We want our money back. So I'm assuming that's what they're basing it on asking for it.

I don't know if they're going to get it, but it seems to me that the, that's sort of what they're kind of basing it on. I told you, I think Fandual has the $20 million in a hotel room at the palms. And I just need to, the Jaguars need to kick in the door and just take it. I like this idea. W a T K hosted by OJ and podcast hitman. Yes, let's get to make that happen. Just a couple more clips in clip seven.

It's the beginning of an episode and you know, OJ is talking about how maybe he had a little bit of a tough day which I think we can feel for him because this is a guy who deserves to have things go his way Clip 7. Well it was a tough day but we'll get into that with no football. But other than that it was a day I got was a lazy day for me. I got three of my nieces in town and they're looking out for their uncle OJ. Okay. They call me uncle daddy because their father is gone. But so it's been nice. It's been nice.

I stabbed him. Dave's looking for the rain even though it didn't quite get here yet. As of this afternoon he's gone. Where are your nieces now? They're looking for the real killer. I sent them out at the end of the clip. He says, Oh, you know, I'm just out there looking for the rain. Well, he's looking for the real rain that hasn't come yet, but he's hoping to find the last clip is sad. They call him uncle daddy. Yes, that's a bum bummer later in the episode camera on calls him uncle daddy, but So in our the last clip will play here is clip 10 and

OJ is responding to a prompt it's a it's a comment made by Shaq as to whether or not you should open up to a woman and OJ probably gives us the most OJ answer in clip time. Jack said men shouldn't open up to women because they'll use it against them. He said whenever something go down, they're going to throw it back in your face. Do y'all agree? OJ first. OJ first. When you say open up the way, man, I don't know what he's talking about.

He's talking about confessing. Don't say nothing. It was your line. It's definitely a very easy to laugh room that he's in, but still that is pretty funny. Did all these episodes, did anyone say that? No confession. No confession. OJ's like, okay, it's not funny anymore, guys. Yeah, all right. Oh my goodness.

The classy thing to do is to move on. Oh, shit. But Cameron's like, why do you think we hired OJ so that we can get him to say something like this football season? But thank God, juice. Of course. Wow. Anyway, he was on every week during football season, so I'm going to curate some more clips for the future.

But these were some favorites. What's your take on? Oh, Jerry, do you dislike him because he murdered a couple people back in the 90s? Are you over it? Did you never like them? I didn't know them. So yeah, it's fine. You know, look, I believe in the criminal justice system who found him innocent but financially responsible, which I think is fair. That was the weirdest thing weirdest thing ever. I was like, oh well that didn't work out on a simul case.

And I had just heard that there's talk of a naked gun reboot with Liam Neeson and if somehow the Jews can find his way into a cameo I think that's something we all need. That would be fantastic. I just, he's just a funny guy. Yeah, OJ, he's a lot of fun. You know it's not a lot of fun, he's just a funny guy. Yeah, oh, yeah, he's just he's a lot of fun You know, it was not a lot of fun. It's not a funny guy Of course, yesterday was the big deadline. The deadline that Stuttering John came up with, noon on Friday. I have to somehow inform the masses that I don't have evidence that Vince the lawyer

is muttering Jay. But I do. So I didn't do that. I did not do that. And because of that, John has to now sue Vince the lawyer. I know even saying it, I feel stupid. It's a dumb, dumb thing. I swear to Christ, this is like,

children are making this up now. This doesn't make any fucking sense. But that was the terms. So we were all tuning in to stuttering John show yesterday to find out, did he file the lawsuit or not? We're all on pins and needles. John came on his show, filibustered for an hour and a half about Mike Bush. Shetty, which by the way, I'm glad I'm here to point out that I'm also out of the Mike Bush Eddie business effective immediately. Oh, really really why? Because he hurt John's feelings like this? Because he went on KB's show and

KB pays him. Yeah. It's so insane. John basically said that he discovered Mike Bichetti. The Mike Bichetti would be no one without John. John gave Mike Bichetti jokes. He introduced Mike Bichetti to Artie Lang. He like everything that Mike Bichetti has in his life is because of stuttering John. And then John was trying to arrange a time for Mike to come on his show. And Mike wasn't able to do that. But then he did go on Kevin Brennan show. And so John was screaming about this for the first 38 minutes.

He even said that he was hurt. He was hurt by his good buddy, Mike Pichetti, really let him down. OK, so I think the last I heard Mike Bichetti lived in a group home or super house sober house or something like that So yeah, he wouldn't have that if it weren't for John. So, you know everything he's accomplished. Okay, I I see where you're going with this Mike Bichetti is not living the world's greatest life. No one's looking to trade places with Mike Bichetti Yes, correct. So I don't know that you need to go around and trumpet your own horn. Thanks, John. All right. So.

John did about a four hour show last night, and it was a Friday, so there's no school the next morning. You can get drunk. And John was very excited to drink and he was like, I'm going drunk tonight it's Friday I don't give a fuck you know but early in the show he was drinking Mountain Dew and then he switched over to beer but he wasn't drunk yet he was it was just a half a beer in at this point and tell me if you can figure out what he is saying about me, I can't figure it out and then lady Kate well John John It's not you know, why yeah, it's how late you put our names in

He having a stroke No Oh, is he having a stroke? How late did he put it in our agreement? No, no call because if I saw you there, it won't end well. If I saw you there, it won't end well. Okay. So you were. So he's talking about how he canceled his stand-up show. Oh. Because he loves talking about Shuley didn't go to his stand-up show and people remind him that he cancelled his stand-up show, but he has an excuse. Of course,

of course and and surely did too, but his excuse is better than Shulie's excuse. Oh, okay, but I didn't understand any of that gibberish and when you're doing an impression of me and you don't know what words to use, it makes it sound really bad. He sounded like Brad Pitt in the movie Snatch. Yes, which I also did understand a word. He said yeah I'm not threatening you I just said to Bitty Moonhead Paulina

It will not end well. I said if you if you think That if they're there I'm not gonna approach them. You're out of your fucking mind. That reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons where Barney gets sober and they're like, this is what we call coherent. John here actually wish you understand some of the words that you're saying here. This is great, but he's going to prove that he's not an alcoholic and he's got some proof here. Remember he's show starts at 330 in the afternoon his time Nice and cold. Oh, I've had one beer in

40 minutes We Well, that's one hell of an alcoholic one milk make a little ultra 40 minutes. We will. We'll. That's not even a pint. It's a bad skills right there. Well, it was less than 16. Very good. What is that? What is that? Wow. That he's doing. Is that supposed to be you? I know that's Kevin Brennan. John does a lot of Kevin Brennan stuff now. Okay. And then he claims that Kevin Brennan John has a lot of Kevin Brennan stuff now Okay, and then he claims that Kevin Brennan does him and that he starts everything

It's all so bizarre these people have morphed into the same person They've taken out each other's personalities and traits and now they're just the same guy doing this thing Yeah, bad at the same people and he's not gonna remember where it came from. So he's stuck with it, correct Yeah, he has no idea why he's doing that But it's just so funny to me that he goes and he's done this before people think I'm an alcoholic I've made a beer yet and it's past noon you're like John this is does whiskey count as beer why are you bragging about this this is insane but he does go on to drink many many beers and we're trying to count

and I did lose track but it was more than six for sure. In the time that he was on the show. Okay. So John's going to start his lies. Now he finally gets into everyone is in the chat going lawsuit. What's going on with the laws? What's going on in the lawsuit? And John's all proud of himself. He's keeping people on the edge of their seats, trying to figure out. He actually had a lot of viewers last night. I think he was over 1200 live at one point which i've never seen for john before and then As soon as the letdown came the numbers just dropped Fucking once again, no wait, i'll sue i'll sue Come back. Oh, so this is uh john lying. I drove downtown today. Only to

find out that I couldn't file. Okay. I could not file. So, he's claiming that he drove downtown to the courthouse or wherever you have to go to file a lawsuit and he wasn't able to. Now, he was the one who set this deadline Friday at noon. If he was serious about it, he could have looked into how he was going to go about that on Friday at noon rather than wait till, you know, 1130. I got to figure this out now

because I haven't seen a tweet from Carl or anything anything so he's filing Monday, right? Well, let's find out because it turns out that he has now changed his mind and This is the twist from this episode everybody now I Thoroughly believe without a doubt that Vince is in fact, Muttering J. I do now. And I do look, my buddy Mark from Canada has been saying it nonstop and a lot of other people. But when Lady K and Shit Weya said they have proof.

I talked to my buddy Mark. He's like, John, I've been telling you that along. Muttering Jay is Vince. And Lady K is usually correct on a lot of things. I mean, he's a loser. But he has been accurate on many things accurate loser, like when it comes to like facts. Oh, even when I don't like it. Well, it's a good thing to be accurate about facts.

So somehow this just got way dumber. And I'm watching this last night. I'm going okay Can I tap out of this is this something that we need to be a part of anymore? It's so fucking stupid Because now John is going oh, yeah, yeah, I believe Carl now and Why does John why does he believe me because his made-up friend in in Canada? Oh? Who doesn't have a potato filter posted. I'm from Canada. Mark says he's never talked to John, which was very funny. But, but it's not just me and Mark and surely saying this, right? I mean, we wouldn't all convince you. It's gotta be someone else. And even crying Ryan gave me pretty definitive. It was speculative, but pretty definitive proof. That's our proof is that muttering J is Vince.

Now I for a while have said. That muttering Jay is not them. Right. We know. Okay. Now we're caught up. Thank you. I believe it. Okay.

All right. I thoroughly believe it because Vince is a lawyer. How did Vince not know that he was Spider-Man in California? Okay. What the fuck? It's so stupid. So John is claiming that he wasn't able to file the lawsuit because Vince is out of New York City and So in order to file the lawsuit has to be done in that state And so he wasn't able to do it and he's like but Vince told me I could do it

But then I couldn't do it. So I guess the jokes on me so Here, I'm sorry. Just wanted to check for a second is Should we take away that he thinks that Vince is muttering J? But that Vince hasn't been trolling him for all these recent months Why did Vince not tell me that I could file in the other state? Well, cuz he's trolling you the whole time right cuz you're stupid. No attorney says yeah Yeah, you can press charges or you can you can file a lawsuit against me. That's fine. That's fine

I'll just take it out on Carl and Julie. So it'll be all good. It'll be a good use of everyone's time It's obviously been a troll but now this whole thing is stupid Because I think John finally realized in order to win a lawsuit where you're claiming that Vince is muttering Jay who got you fired from your job that you would have to go on your podcast Publicly and say I think that Vince is muttering Jay who got me fired from your job, that you would have to go on your podcast publicly and say, I think that Vince is muttering, Jay, you got me fired from my job. If you say I don't even believe that, but I'm suing you anyway, you're going to lose your case real quick. So I think maybe and I'm speculating

myself, I think that maybe john finally wised up and said, Oh, I should probably sound convincing that I think that Vince is muttering, Jay. What's crazy about I think that Vince is muttering J. What's crazy about this is that Vince says, he's been saying this a lot lately. He says that me saying that I have evidence that he's muttering J is grounds for him to sue me even without damages because he goes they don't need to be damages.

Carl saying that is enough that I could sue him. But now John just said it. So does that mean that the lawsuit is going to be reversed? Yeah, that's a suit. John, because John just said it like this seems like a no win scenario to me for such a. But let's add this one to the acting reel, everybody. This is. So, you know, which is really beneath and a fucking attorney for fucking Vince.

The fucking contact. My employer twice. First, I'm successful. Second time, successful. And scene. Nailed it, John. Great job. And the Academy Award goes to... I'm not buying this at all, but this is the ice I played at the beginning of the show today. Lady K has not been wrong. If he says he's got proof, he's got proof. This is Jump the Shark, right? Yeah.

This has really gotten stupid. We gotta introduce new characters or something because the storylines have gotten really stale and dumb at this point. Yeah. Like we're like at Fast and Furious 10 level of how stupid and convoluted this has gotten. Usually at this point in a sitcom,

they'd introduce a new little kid, but his don't talk to him. So I don't know. I was thinking along those lines, like a straight kid just shows up. Yeah. Hey dad, I love you. You're great. Kevin in the chat says we've got Matt Reese now. That's true. That is a, that is a new figure for the season. Thank God for that. How long till Joe Matt Arise is suing a lawyer so that that guy has to sue me? I give it eight weeks. Alright. Obviously, he realizes everyone thinks he's bullshitting all the time. So,

he's he's like, guys, if you don't think that I actually went and tried to file this lawsuit, I have proof that I did and so he's reading this text message that he received from his attorney and he keeps saying it's not legal shield, not legal shield. So legal zoom, which online service did you use? Because at some point he even tells because Vince joins the show in a little bit. And at some point, he even tells Vince that it cost him sixty five dollars to get this information.

So these texts that he got cost him sixty five bucks or something. So now he's reading the messages Not gonna give any last names And it's a female I'm sorry, you know He's talking about this attorney Charlie anything I'm not gonna give out a last name Remember that for a moment from now and he goes she's pretty hot too of course yes again any last names and it's a female i'm sorry she's pretty cute too i'm

sorry to hear this issue you would have to contact the state court in the county where your attorney practices and inquire because the attorney being Vince, if they have online filing, if they do not have online filing, then you would need to ask them to send you the complaint form to fill out and mail back to them for filing. If at any time you need an attorney to assist you, you can find an attorney by contacting the bar association in the, uh, by contacting the bar. I'm just reading. I don't want to, I don't want to improv here by contacting the bar association and asking for a referral to one. So what does this have to do with him saying that he drove to the courthouse to file this

lawsuit just because he's reading this text message that he received? If I wanted to prove that I went somewhere, I would do something crazy like take a selfie of me in front of the fucking courthouse. Right. Yes. It's pretty easy to pull this off. So he obviously did not and then he looked down lying or something and realized that it's not as easy as just like Talking to someone at a desk somewhere be like I want to sue Vince. Yeah make it happen. Oh, of course you do sir

Let me just push this button By the way, sorry to hear what happened Royce. All right. Would you like to file right now? Yeah. Okay. So now John's talking about he gets off on this tangent about another lawsuit when he was being represented by Gersh, the tailing agency.

Gersh had to sue him because he started taking gigs and cutting them out, which was against the term. Anyway, he goes up on this whole fucking thing about this. And you hear all he said, he doesn't want to dox people. He doesn't want to give out names or numbers. Well, he doxed to someone he likes twice in a row, but Lance Clifon. Well, I'm actually listening, man, Jesus, we're y'all going to find that anyway. Anyway, what happened was and Vince's, is I'm gonna bring him on here. What happened was Lens, Kloffani Go with the spelling again shit fucking help himself. He's so stupid. Okay.

So, this is where Vince is trying to say that Vince can sue me, but he can't sue other people because where this whole thing falls apart is where I go on here and I say, I've seen evidence, I've shared it with some other people, that Vince the lawyer was using the muttering J Twitter account and so a lot of people have said that a lot of people are saying that so it kind of follows apart for Vince when it's just like well Carl's not the only person who's saying that's what you're going to just like sue everyone on the internet over this. So this is Vince trying to explain that one away, But he has been accurate on a lot of things.

I agree, like Carl's not a crazy person. No. That's why it's more damaging to me. Like if someone like high-pitched Eric said it, I wouldn't think most people would take him to be credible. And what would that sound like? But Carl is a credible person. He's not crazy.

Well, now everyone's gonna think this is a work this is not a work then Who was thinking that ah weird weird that that would come up just now I was gonna think this is a work what so I assume the reason why he had to say You know like if high pitch said that no one would take him seriously meaning also you John Cuz John is saying that now And of course he has to sue you when you say that he has no other choice And now John is saying it but John is of credibility, but I do so that I can get sued and John won't get sued John's like I'm not a whack-packer It's so fucking stupid because they get on here and they had this conversation that was obviously set up that we talked about it ahead of time

And they're trying to work out the kinks in this really dumb thing and John's trying to stay on script Yeah, just trying to stay on script and they say it's not a work. But watch John fucks up the script right here May you drop dead right now if I'm muttering Jay Don't swear my life you want me to drop said Right now if I'm muttering Jay Don't wear my life you want me to drop said Dude, we talked about this yesterday how I love when you when you swear that you're not something and then you drop dead And then you fake drop the head Work we rehearse this John Jesus Christ

Even Vince is annoyed. It's just like am I dealing with this? This is a guy who deals with high-pitch Eric and he's not as far as it used to be I know All right, so let's talk about substitute teaching Because we were talking about it on point devil point yesterday, and she's been talking about it the last couple days is speaking of evidence we there was a tweet that went out where somebody said uh John was substitute teaching in his friend's son's class or something and then I saw some other evidence and I got word from another person about what

school he was at. So the problem with John's whole argument here about suing everyone is he's saying that he got fired because muttering Jay tweeted at John's school district. However, John is still substitute teaching. So he didn't get fired. Maybe he got suspended or something. I don't know. Someone made a really good point on one of these shows where they said, Hey,

it's been about six months since the end of August when that tweet went out to the school district. Could it have been a six month suspension or something? I don't know. That's made up. But who knows? But he is back to substitute teaching. He's denying it all over the place, which is weird because he's just going to be embarrassed

when all this comes out. Again, he's got to come up with another fucking excuse. He's just always fucking lying all the time about everything. Oh, so was saying that you are still teaching is there any truth to that no no well i don't know what should i say i mean the truth yeah well i say that i was teaching i mean i was working in salvation army and then you know and then and then i said i didn't. Vince, I love that they all are trying to figure out. Yeah, but John, that wasn't a big deal. You had also lied that you- It wasn't a big deal.

Lady Kate was going crazy about me and salvation. John, you swore that you weren't working for Uber and then we found that you were. You swore you weren't teaching and you found the word. You had your reasons, fine. Now that could be the same for the Salvation Army. I don't care. But are you currently substitute teaching anywhere? No.

So why is Carl saying that he has that Fairfax school that ensure that you're substitute teaching at? You see that reaction right there? There's a towel. His face squints up, and then he has to try to figure out, what's he talking about? He didn't scratch his head, though. But wait, this is great.

School that ensure that you're a substitute teaching at. I don't know. Is that what he's saying? And maybe maybe the word the word is wrong. Yeah, I don't know that either way. You're here to tell us that you're I have no idea. It's in fucking Hollywood. Don't don't it is. Yes. It's in West Hollywood. You know that you were just there this week and just Fairfax. He said that. Meanwhile, it's in West Hollywood. Jen. You know that you were just there this week and judge Fairfax he said that he had meanwhile his fucking brain go. How the fuck are you finding this shit out?

Yeah, he's making the same face I make when I go I don't know how those pictures got on my phone, right I Fell I Said a dick pic to her me. That was my dick what I? Don't even like Rachel dollars all I Have to go take a long shit right now Are you substituting anywhere including Fairfax wherever that may be? No, and you swear on your own life. Yeah, may you drop dead right now if you're substitute teaching Yeah, do the bet. We're waiting.

So stupid. And that's how John died. He's such a dumb guy. So if you remember, we kind of got off Chad Zumach because it's boring to follow someone who's just lying about every single thing all the time. Yeah. Like, okay, well then what's the point of this?

And I'm starting to get to that point with John. And he pointed out right there, where it's like, well, you know, you lied about Salvation Army twice, maybe three times, hard to tell. You lied about substitute teaching, you lied about Uber driver. It's like, what's the point of paying attention to you? I know, say what you will about Vince. He deserves it, but he does a nice recap for us. He does. Yes

I do appreciate that. He's up to that very well So this is John trying to convince Vince to sue me now Remember John wants Vince to sue me for doing the thing that John just did Okay, let's keep that mind. We jet down to the point where he said someone shared evidence with me I'd see like proof like chest and all the shit that Vince says he's going to sue me for. Like if I, I don't want to sue anyone in the double verse, what else can I do? I, I've given him the opportunity.

He retracted and he went back and it started again. Then they offered him to pay him money. Forget about suing them. I offered money for it and he was still persisting. I don't know what else to do. He's laughing at you. I am laughing at you. And Vince, you want it so bad. He wants to know what I know so badly. There was a really good speculation this morning on B Dablerd where I think it

was Rocco saying that Vince wants to know where he slipped up, where it was because he's good at this. He's very, he makes a lot of sock accounts. He does a lot of shit that's sneaky. He covers his tracks well. So he wants to know where did he fuck up? What evidence do I have? So he really wants to get his hands on that. That's why it's like $125,000.

How about a million gajillion? I don't care about the la, like, I don't know what else to do. and he's forcing me to do something. You know, I'm not going to sit here and broadcast what's going to happen, but I've given many opportunities. Well, but you do realize this is tarnishing your job. But also, I also realized that your statement right there is very self centered and it's self Something you want me to do I get that too

See John's getting kind of drunk at this point now So his face is giving away everything the ways read to stuff So this is just like well, you're just saying because you want me to sue Carl because you hate Carl and you want me to sue Him just what I didn't even think of that I've never heard of Carl Fairfax. Who's that? It's something you want me to do I get that too Yeah, right if I sued, you wouldn't be happy. Uh, no.

Maybe drop dead. Such a child. This is also childish. Speaking of childish, so Vince, the lawyer decides to call out John for the coke party they were having in Atlantic City. Now, if you remember, when they were in Atlantic City, Vince got a suite for hitman Dan, Dawn of the Dead, stuttering John and him. And as they were doing their live stream, you could see in the reflection on the window, that it looked like hitman Dan was blowing a rail or two off of

some surface in the background. And so you know, a lot people been speculating about this and so Vince just calls him out But how'd you guys get to sleep at night in the suite? Dawn was fucking non-stop talking annoying as fuck and and then we were calling you down Z And then we were calling you downsy. Yeah, for some reason the three of you were like so wound up and you guys were like so hyped up and you could not fall asleep for some reason. Yeah, I don't know. I think it was the energy of the last city.

Yeah, I think so. But you had the energy to call. He's so proud of himself too. Look at him. He's like, oh yeah, we're doing some rails. We're pretty cool kids. Yeah, you sure are. You were at the cool kids table that day. Weren't you, John?

We're pretty close to the, we're pretty close to the six beer mark at this point. Right. Because yeah. Yeah. Okay. So he's, he's not usually this blatant with his bullshit. Can I get to that? Just keep doing this. I love it. Can I get to that? Just keep doing this I love it So somebody take a screenshot of that and put a Popeye hat on them

I hate to say it. It's been done before Well, I'll look for it then I'll send it to you buddy It's almost as De Niro You're talking to me you talking Talking to me Yeah, John. I'm talking to you Yeah, thanks, so but but you had the energy to call me a retard in 20 different fashions for two hours I never know Danny and dawned it. Oh, John doesn't use the R word So now he's upset. He's just like well, no, no, no, I didn't call you the R word

That's what he channels on his friends immediately a dawn dawn and Dan Don't attend didn't know that Obama banned it, but I told him the next morning. Yeah, it was it was dawn It was the one in Danny, right? Downsy Yeah for an hour and a half you're making yes First of all was an hour and a half, but show me the proof counselor. No, you can admit it or deny it I don't use that. I don't for some reason the three would just could not fall asleep. You guys are really up and I Because dawn is always that way. I told you before

Vince I told you before she got that, go, Dawn's gonna talk your ear off. That's what she is. Yeah, we got it, Vince. The subtlety is out the window at this point. Yeah. Sure, talk your ear off, but she's so easy on the eyes, it's worth it.

Ha ha ha! Disaster. We were doing lines off her ass so we didn't have to look at it. That's the one thing I would approve of. All right, I got one more clip from this. Like I said, it was a four hour long show. It's torturous to sit through.

John is the least entertaining person. He's just talking gibberish and nonsense at this point. It's also stupid. But as Vince is finally signing off, John explains because he did say he could have filed a lawsuit in small claims court, which he believed was up to $12,000. He couldn't remember what the number was, even though he remembers everything. You know, he's so smart, but he couldn't remember. But he said, well, this lawsuit is worth way more than $12,000.

Because you gotta remember, John lost his job as a substitute teacher for 12-year-olds. Very lucrative. Everyone's always talking about how lucrative that is. Like, oh man, if you can just get that substitute middle school money, watch out. All those kids should file a class action suit. Yeah, classless. Alright, so this is him signing off advice, but I don't see why someone couldn't sue someone in New York based upon what the situation is. Not if it's because this is a six figure lawsuit, maybe seven. A six figure. I mean, slurring pretty bad now. but let me translate that this is a six-figure lawsuit. I think he said Schlitz

Maybe seven he's gonna sue for a million dollars How old would John have to live to be in order to substitute teach enough to make a million dollars? This is great it's all for X. Yeah All right. Yeah, I can't advise any one way or another on that. Well expect to be served. Thank you. Appreciate it. Sorry, bro. But muttering. I talked to you later. Say hi to them.

That sounds like he's doing impression of himself. So fucking wasted. No one takes you seriously, John. You're not intimidating anyone. Even as you're telling Vince, you're going to sue him. You guys are giggling together. None of this is landing. None of this is working.

And so after Vince leaves, he says, uh, you know, say hi to your kids for me. They're big fans of John's of course. And then he brings up Vince's wife and John can't bring up an attractive woman without being a creep. Say hi to them. I was given, you know, say hi to Laurie. Sorry. I just read the super chat on the screen. John screen. Yeah. All right. Moving on. I don't want to take away from the fun with a with a fact. I think that at least in New York small claims court, I think it's $5,000. That's why all those judge shows are $5,000 because the show pays

whoever wins. And so, and I worked on a really good one of those at one point. And so I think it's $5,000 and John's got a six, seven, possibly eight figure lawsuit. So it's going to have to be a superior court. That's the best court. Yeah. Now I will tell you Christian, but there's been this thing going on called inflation. Even though we have the greatest president in the history of the United States in office right now, for some reason, inflation has been out of control for the last three or four years. I believe I just

saw that president on a really cool guy's nice t-shirt. Yes. So it's a dark version of it. It's very possible that that number has gone up since that's fair. The last time you worked on a TV show since 2001. Yeah. I would imagine that 5008 what it used to be. Be my guess. All right. Are you ready to catch an alien with me? Christian? I am. You look like you are. That's why I'm always ready to catch why yes, let's get into it It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien

Are you ready to play? to catch an alien toxins and carcinogens and it's just like crazy because Sunscreen actually is becoming smarter and so it has barriers to actually prevent that like blue light and Things from electronics, so it's actually becoming better So they're all around this bit. We had I don't know if it's dr. Peter McCuller or dr Malone one of them I had asked about the aluminum and deodorant Yeah, and now for deodorants Remember this were talking about earlier. Yeah. Yeah. And now I'm looking for deodorants with no aluminum. Remember?

Because I'm on this rampage, right? Because I'm thinking, oh, the aluminum. This was the aluminum, not the vaccines. This was the aluminum. So I'm looking for deodorant, deodorant only, deodorant only. Then I have a real doctor come in, big time guy. Does this matter? Meanwhile, I've been sweating for two months with this deodorant.

Not smelling. Hopefully not. No, no, no. Not smelling. I would just put something, I don't know. I get a little... What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, a box of baking soda. Next, a bunch of crystals. Or where you could get those tub of coconut oil. Oh, and lastly, a bunch of the same shirts. To catch an alien.

Wow, that's a tough one. I really thought he was gonna go with some type of fragrance or something but Wow, I guess I didn't think it was gonna be that but I'm gonna go with one a box of What do you think Chris just stop cheating I want to go with lastly a bunch of the same shirt Yeah, that's funny to producer Chris. I went bunch of the same shirt. Yeah, that's funny too. Producer Chris. I went with a bacon soda. All right, let's find out.

I don't like this. Meanwhile, I've been sweating for two months with this deodorant. Not smelling. Hopefully not. No, no, no, not smelling. No, not smelling. I would just put something, I don't know, I get a leaf that really smells.

Ah! Italian shit. Ah, what? What? I didn't understand that. I didn't even consider that one. Yeah, it's true. It is Tommy. I would just soak myself in cologne. But I was sweating.

And I said, you know, the aluminum, I've been going away from it, maybe I'll live longer. And he's like, there's not enough aluminum to do anything. Exactly. I don't know. But like for women you they say you could have breast cancer if you use aluminum But I'm sorry I use aluminum right I've tried all the other naturals, and it just makes And like we just gave three examples right yeah the aspart aluminum, the other thing, and these are in massive amounts. Not two swipes, two swipes,

and they're nice and dry for the day and don't look like morons. Or we can go to you and get fixed. Well, yeah, that's right. Don't look like morons. I don't know about that part, but maybe lizards. He and I went through this. Yeah, and then you're asking my dad, does he do it?

I get nuts for some of these things. It's aluminum free. It's aluminum free, yeah. Low-touch. So, am I gonna sweat? And it works. And it and it works and it works and I won't sweat right fucking nuts That's all for this time come back next time to find that if you have the all-natural aluminum free Botox enough to catch

an alien Congratulations Cardiff you win this round. Very happy for you. Of course, we're a week out from Cardiff being here in Rochester. Yeah. Isn't that shit rat poison? Subreddit surfing live, Saturday, March the 9th.

Comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York. Get your tickets now at CarlsonComedy.com. Sit, Eugene, sit good dog. I would like to point out that Rochester is currently blizzard free. That is true. Currently. I think it's going to be warm up again, right? Sure.

But yeah, come to Rochester this weekend. Coming up March 9th. We're doing a live subreddit surfing all apologies and I have to do some shitty stand-up thing the card is writing for me that's gonna suck. Way to sell. I'm sure you're gonna crush it. You'll crush it. It's fine. All right. What have we done today, Christian? I'll tell you we've done it all. We talked about Rachel Dolezal. We even saw her butthole. I mean, I did speak for yourself. I did. Unfortunately, we talked about Rachel Dolezal and her podcast peripheries podcast. We checked out the last episode of

mom swipes left. We'll miss you. Uh, Jake Hudson wants us to review his show. We saw Scorch finally coming back to PFC TV and the wheel of meat. Kevin Brennan's alarm went off in his building for hours. He kept podcasting because he's got nowhere else to go and nothing else to do. He's a trooper. He's a loser OJ Simpson is on the what's the name of that show again? It is what it is. It is what it is. Cameron and Mace. Yeah, those guys do yuck it up over there on that It is what it is show Stuttering John wanted to file a lawsuit, but didn't know how but claims he still is going to I don't know

There's a new deadline or what's happening with that, but it's all so fucking ridiculous at this point He's got to find out a new a new storyline if you ask me I think this one's run its course and a card have wanted to catch an alien snow that means time for everyone's favorite part of the show part of the show. Episode 499 coming up this week, our midweek episode. It will be a competition again. We'll be modifying the rules a bit. So it'll be a little bit different. People wanted there to be stakes. They wanted some different things to happen in the game. So we're going to modify those rules. And the podcast category is comedy. Huh? I've heard of it. Yes. Comedy. We're going to try to find the worst comedy podcast. We'll be competing to find out who can do that. Christian, where can people find your comedy podcasts? You can find my podcast on, uh, well, wherever you find podcasts, there's also YouTube channel

Blackcast BLA DTC AST. Any of you assholes bring that I'll not forget. But on Thursday, we're doing a special episode because it's almost St. Patrick's Day. We're going to review two of the greatest films ever made, Leprechaun and Leprechaun in the Hood. I'll be joined by Lucy Typebox, Carlos Danger. And because of the theme, obviously I had to call in Huzy. So we'll be doing that over there on the Blackcast. Nice. So check that out on Thursday. And of course, who are these broadcasters? Tuesdays, 2pm Eastern, 11am Pacific on

this same YouTube channel, as long as easy doesn't disconnect the stream correct And also who are these broadcasters has its own feed So if you're a listener to the show you can listen to who are these broadcasters by finding that on whatever Podcast app you use and subscribing and you get it free every Wednesday Coming on to your phone or other connected device. So anyone's talking like that anymore? And we all know what this is, right? I think so. Yeah.

We all understand what's going on. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everypony. Party in the mush pits of morning radio. And now this show is over town. Okay.

Great show. Good job, everybody. kicks us off with. In a decade or so, Shaub and Kreischer will be their generation stuttering John and Opie. Sixth Stream Man points out, isn't it wild that Vince, who lies to John more than anyone, is the only person able to get John to admit when he's lying. Cue crew, opines. I thought I would be bored of John by now. Nope. This man is amazing.

Never in my life have I seen someone embarrass themselves this much on a daily basis. Michael Mitchell. John didn't get fired from the Salvation Army. He was dishonorably discharged. We high records. You know his ex-wife is happy the world is seeing how he really is. Jeremy offers a ponderous possibility.

It's not legally possible to be fired as a substitute teacher. They don't fire you. They just quit calling. Demartik comments, two of John's favorite words are troll and hypocrite. And he has no idea what either of those words mean. Powder Blue brings up an interesting point. What a dick move for Jay Leno to have stuttering John sit with the audience during the show.

Mr. ATM, I miss the days when Voss was funny and Bonnie was kinda hot. Duke of all pixels, Bonnie is the OP of ONA guests. Dave Betch, Rich's Saul Rosenberg from the Jerky Boys and Bonnie has the charm of a pink haired barista with a septum piercing. Wasabista shares, if I want to watch a couple bickering I'll just tell my wife she's getting fat. Splatjack666, Rich has tired Bob Levy energy, which is wild since he's been sober for 40 years and Bob has been high that whole time. KGJH4on, I only found this channel recently but what a great way to get updates on the

smoldering ruins of the ONA empire that I once loved. From Patreon, Birch the Great is gushing with concern. I kept watching to see if Mersh would stroke out again. Dibbly-dabbly notes. Listening audio only. When Shob pipes in, all my brain pictures is chumly of pawn stars without the laughs. Sarah Butler, Matarys begging the eight people in the chat for super chats was among the cringiest things I've ever seen. Based department writes, Tukey is fucking amazing. He's going to be one of my favorites to meet in Largo. Chad's stepdad's coffee tries to hide his flexing. Was that the old 97s in the intro because it was episode 497?

And economic hitman plays us out with, KB is a 63 year old man and we're supposed to believe that he never takes naps? Thank you for everyone who is sticking around because I fucked up. I forgot that Christian has prepared another segment for us that I was very excited about and then I just didn't put it in my notes. So we just rolled through it. Yes, you should have interrupted me Christian. Yeah.

Well, I was trying to be polite. I'm trying something new Carl. Yeah, this is a show where I believe I brought like 40 clips, but it's actually for three different reasons. So I feel like I'm growing as a co-host on okay. All right. So what happened was cat Williams was I guest on a podcast with Shannon Sharp that I hate to use the term broke the internet, but it really, really blew up because cat Williams was talking all kinds of shit about all kinds of people. And one of the Harvey Cedric, the entertainer. Yes. And one of the people who's talking shit about was Joe Rogan saying Joe Rogan won't have me on. He keeps promoting the same six unfunny comedians all the time. And so Joe Rogan came on his show and he goes, can't

you're welcome here anytime buddy. And it happened just this past week. Uh, cat Williams was a guest on Joe Rogan. I have not watched it, but Christians watch the entire three hour podcast three hours and I'll let you, uh you sum it up if you want before we play some clips here. Yeah, sure. No, I think that look is three hours. It's a Rogan podcast. So you're going to know a lot of the things that came out. There's, you know, the touched on religion, ancient civilizations, vaccines might have come up once or twice, you know, it's and maybe there was some smoke in the screen the whole time. But in any case, there's parts of it that were entertaining,

but I kept waiting for him to really dive in and talk about the Shannon Sharp interview. But I guess Joe wasn't that interested in it, but we did get some good stuff. Okay. So it's a lot of like dorm rooms, donor talk. Oh my gosh. It's so much stoner talk. It's all like, Hey, I think, I think we've all probably thought about that. Yeah. You know, it's a producer. Chris, what do you think about who runs the media? We get it. All right. I know it's That stuff came up. Enough about the shoelace over there. So the first clip I have though is one that's actually gotten a little bit of attention. You know, you've obviously focused on how our buddy Joe Matariz, when he interviews a guest, he starts off with a really bad question. I think Joe,

right here, to Kat, gives Joe Rogan, gives Matariz what should be his new first question to all of his guests in clip one. Why do black people like menthol so much? What's that about? Why do black people like menthol so much? What's that about? It's a totally different type of cigarette. You're gonna get me cancelled. This is very racist, this conversation, even though neither of us are. Just talking about a type of cigarette people enjoy? Just saying, why do black people like Newport so much and a black person actually getting ready to answer this, it's terrible on all ends.

I don't think it is. Well I don't think it is either because we have a news. If you start asking me about spaghetti, I'm not going to get offended. If you start asking me about Italian food or why are Italian people so loud, I'm not going to get offended. How many people have ever died of pasta related illnesses? A lot, Joe. A lot of fatso's out there kicking the... I have a feeling this seems like Kat Sandbagging them. A little bit, yeah.

Like, Kat Williams was so controversial and so interesting, and so this boring question about why do people like Mentos? Well, they taste delicious, is the the answer They're smooth and you know If you jump to clip two he does try to give the answer to the question after Sam back to where we were yeah You're asking about the right about the menthol cigarette. Oh, that's right and the answer is And the answer is... They're minty and fresh.

We value strength in product. That's what Rachel would say. So there's this whole thing with liquor and malt liquor and the difference between the two and one is richer and stronger. Oh, the more potent version. That doesn't make any sense. No, the Balt Liquor is stronger than, oh, it's stronger than beer, I think. Beer is the, does Joe go, oh, I'm sorry, you're incorrect. What Joe should have said is, you're really stoned, let's do this later.

Let's try this again tomorrow, you are out of your mind right now. There's a clip that might reflect that but first before we get to that one clip 3 cat got some and some attention negative attention for comparing transgender ism to the work of a demon a very specific demon. So 20 years ago, I knew that transgenders was going to be a thing. It wasn't because I was a prophet.

It's just I had gotten so much information that I understood that things are secular. So I understood that the earliest I had seen that word transgender was Baphomet the Transgender. And so I knew that in the ritual of Baphomet the Transgender to show allegiance to him, you had to kiss his ass ring. Really? And it said both of those things. Drugs are bad. Kiss his ass ring? Not just the ass? Like a butt cheek? All right. But an ass ring? Carl, let's not pretend that's not how I got to do who are these broadcasters, all right? I

wasn't gonna say anything. That's all right. Trying to protect you, buddy. All right, so he piggybacks on that with this next comment of something he predicted. And then Joe, in clip four, is going to finish this up by saying what we're all thinking. And that somehow calling people the goat would be normalized over the sheep being always the most popular reference Damn we got some good weed cat How to jump in on that My only goal Joe's thinking he's trying

Number one podcast in the world everybody. Holy shit. This is terrible. I think we work too hard over here All right, I'm so 500 we started a new thing. We just get stoned and talk about rooms Yeah, sounds good peanut butter. This is insane Jump ahead to clip six. This is another good icebreaker for Joe Matt Arese to start I just want to point something out here Christian blasts after three hours of this Yeah, going to be polite and not bring it up when I forgot to get to it during the show Hey motherfucker, we're not doing catch an alien That's why I was surprised. I'm like oh catch it. Hey are we gonna play those clips that I stayed up till 2 45 working?

Okay, you must be really building up to it Your setup track six here, yeah, so it's another great question from Joe here, clip six. What do you think ghosts are? Dead people. You think that's real? I... Oh man, this is terrible. Interestingly, I don't believe in...

What do you think spooks are well Wow He's having a tough. No, I've been this stone before it's not fun Just now usually in front of a microphone. No, no, no, not since I was in my early 20s. I've been this stone because now I know better. But this he is going through it right now. Yeah. Usually when I'm really high, everything's funny. Yeah. Yeah. This guy's turning inward. If you were the stone, it was like, what do you think ghosts are? I'd have three or four quips for that one. Well, my favorite interaction they had is it's a little bit of a longer clip clip five.

So they're talking about who would actually take a trip to Mars because of course that's what they're talking about on the show. And then they transition into talking about the rich guys who took that submarine down to the Titanic. So this is what you'd expect when two comedians are just sitting around shooting the shit for three hours. Several billionaires were talked into getting into a capsule with limited air. To go a long way down.

That's a dark way to die. Just knowing that you chose to do it. Just know even if you're a racist hearing this all Death is dark. So what I mean is the last moments must be Horrific no more no no more horrific than anyone else's I know but there's something about the choice of being You know thousands of feet under the water nice being a billionaire crushing Your soul dies long Anything This is what I chose that's hilarious that death That guy could be fishing in Maui right now.

With a nice cold beer, hanging out with his friends, listening to some music. Instead he hears... Right. Did Cade Williams just say that rich people don't have a soul? Uh billionaires. I think rich people, you know, beneath a certain tax bracket have a soul but billionaires don't. I believe that's what Kat just said. Yeah. Joe Rogan's gotta be close to that, right? I would imagine Kat's got a couple

bucks in the bank as well. Yeah. Yeah. So, he's talking about Steve Harvey again. Yeah, it's it's insane to me that these people who are doing very very well will go out there like yeah fuck those billionaires, right? Those he said other billionaires. Yeah Also, I want to point out that being on the Titanic would be a way worse way to die Than being crushed by the pressure immediately in that shitty little submarine thing. They in. Yeah, go for the pressure for sure. Yeah. Joe's just like, you made up by the people. Like it happened in a second. They didn't know.

You know what happened? You don't hear a creaking sound. It's not built on a balsa wood. You mean watching all the people without souls who have more money than you get into the lifeboats while you're going to go sink. Yeah, that might be like, oh, if only there was one more of those boats, maybe I wouldn't be dead. This conversation is crazy.

Yeah. But Joe laughed so hard that I had to leave it all in. Yeah. So your idea that maybe Cat is gaslighting or sandbagging Joe, Clip 7 is a little bit representative of that. You know, the Jewish people are powerful people on this planet, and a lot of that has to do with the process that they have in instilling in their young people a certain amount of information,

and wherewithal and conversation that does not happen with other cultures, let's say. And yeah, the Jewish people that exist only in a few places around the world. You had a very different energy talking to Shannon Sharp. I just want to point out very different energy. I think that they were drinking on that show with Shannon Sharp. There was like a carafe of something. And this is a very different cat. This is a particularly bonkers theory that he tries to get into.

And even Joe can't go along for the ride in clip 8. Things are based on things like like even the Smurfs story right? The Smurfs are based on something? Well religious people would say oh you can't watch the Smurfs because it's bad because they have witchcraft and stuff in there but the whole thing is it's based on this The homunculus the Idea that you can create a human life form Without a mother or a father That's what the Smurfs are based on? Good follow up question.

So what two Smurfs do you think got together and had Smurfette? She was the only female of the Smurfs. That's a good question. Well, it's not a question in the Smurfs. They tell you they tell you that Gargamel made Smurfette, okay, I couldn't listen to him talk about the Smurfs for a long time. It's the first interesting topic that's come up on this show Yeah, and he's well versed in it. Yeah, he knows his characters and everything. Yeah. Yeah, he named he named the one girl one So eventually he talks about how he broke the internet But in no way does he address what he talked about or the the fallout from it?

So the last clip I'll play from this is clip 10 where Cat is probably just having a little fun with Joe here. Just joking around clip 10. That's it. That's the Rolls Royce I've never had one of those. Right. Well, because it's important to you that you be grounded in the important ways. So I can see you not have had a, having not had a Rolls Royce. I've had four or five. I just like that. Well, you're a good person. By the way, I've had four or five Rolls five roles. Right. Yeah. That's a better last clip than the way the show ended where it's literally two minutes or left. I'm seeing the countdown and it's like, that's what happened when I broke the internet and then he just doesn't do anything with it. So it's a long one.

So why didn't Joe ask any of the questions to follow up on that big interview that he had? Was Joe also just hi Was there an agreement ahead of time because it seems just from those clips I haven't watched the whole episode. It seems like cat Williams is like Oh, you're gonna invite me on because I called you out and everyone saw that that's where got me on well Then I'm gonna give you the most boring episode you've ever had Which is probably the most boring Rogan I've ever seen maybe Jamie just forgot that he was supposed to ask him about it Probably the most boring Rogan I've ever seen. Maybe Jamie just forgot that he was supposed to ask him about it.

You know, he forgot to prompt Joe. Maybe that's what it was. Ah, Joe, come on, buddy. We expect better of you there, my friend. Bit of a let down, especially into the wee hours of the night. I know, but thank you. Troy Smith pays his respect to you.

Thank you very much. Thank you, Troy. Appreciate that. For doing that. All right, let's hit some voicemails and then we'll get out of here starting with Dr. Steve calling into the show. The real Dr. Steve because he's got so much free time on his hands and he's gonna school us on ass to mouth. Hey, Carl, it's your old pal Dr Dr. Steve. Since I text like a motherfucker, I thought I would send a voicemail instead. Can we talk about that too? I get the fucking text from the

stream. Oh, do I text too much? We love you buddy. Text tell you what my friend. No, you know what though? This is kind of funny. So I challenged him. I go, I would love to see the last 20 people you've been texting with because I can only imagine it's all podcasters and comedians, professional wrestlers like all the kinds of different groups that he gets involved in and to his credit, he sent me the screen grab of it and there are a lot of family members and friends. I mean Rich Voss was in there but the potato and a couple but for the most part,

I was pretty proud of him that it was how many of those texts said shut up, Opie Send a voicemail instead this time but the anal princess from a couple shows back was talking about Worried about getting strep throat after licking someone's penis that's been in someone else's rectum. Yeah, that's what she's worried about. She's licking basically a chili dog and worried about strep throat.

How about hepatitis B, giardia, enterotoxigenic E. coli, many other things to be worried about other than... Slow down and say that again. ...throat, which you can treat basically with penicillin. So anyway, that's my comment for this week. Thank you, Mike. Check out Weird Medicine, wherever podcasts are found. Yes, Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve tell you all about the the issues you get with ATM with another girl and the guy's

penis has just came out of her butt. Um, bully the week by the way, our discord has put together the Popeye with Stuttering John with that screen grab that we put up there earlier. So well done. Very quick on the draw with that. Appreciate it. All right. This is the gay version of Gary in San Diego. Hey, Carl, it's me. Ferry from Florida. You know,

I'm like Gary, but I'm gay. But then I thought to myself, well, am I really going to be gay Gary in this bit? So I got my two roommates Rudy and Dusty and they helped me find a couple of fun places where cool guys hang out. And I'm happy to report that after taking a backside in the shame cave in the whole of a bathroom stall, I'm pretty gay. I'll get back to you later on the reporting part. I got to find something to do until then cock and boar.

That's one of the sign off. That's for sure. Hey Carl, it's animal Kelly. And I want to make a suggestion because I don't know if anyone made this observation, but at least with me, when it comes to John, the reason I think we get so much from his willingness and shamelessness to just go on a stream, even before he was doing it every day and being performed, he was on there doing like a consistent show. And for me, it's like, how can we, because we're trying to wean off John because he's like overexposed and I gotta how can we do that with like say Tom Myers or Maddox or Or some of the other like low cows or you know, some of these other assholes There are two chicken shit to go out there and like try to get because they act tough or they try to Do the same things that we laugh at but it's like how can we convince like Tom Myers you like a stream?

Because you know, that'd be fucking great. Well, it's tick-tock another suggestion to ease Shit I forgot It was too long anyway Animal Kelly who sent me the book practical guide to, sent a book to Vinny as well. Thank you very much for that. And no, it's a good point. I appreciate blind Mike who finds Tom Myers, tick tocks, which, you know, that's 12 seconds,

but kind of scratches that itch a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. God damn it. I remember what it was. Sorry, Carl. This is a little call again. It was, um, I remember what it was. Sorry, Carl. This is the end. We'll tell you again. It was, I remember what it was. Does the name Kevin Landau get anybody's memories jogging?

Of course. That is the lawyer that represented Maddox in his lull suit against Dick and Patreon and the stairs and all those people. I'm like wondering, whatever happened to that guy? Does he still represent? And if he does, can we bring him back for a lawsuit to electric Boogaloo? Just a thought. Kevin Landau. Yes, he is still around because him and Dick Masterson have been battling because what Dick decided to do. So Kevin Landau is this guy who convinced Maddox to bring out a $400 million lawsuit against Dick and Patriot and all these different entities. Our boy tabbert was one of the people they were suing and Kevin Landau took

advantage of a dumb addicts to bring this lawsuit together because he made a lot of money off of it. It was dominant was never going to go anywhere but dick to get revenge on him created a website and dick knows a lot about SEO. And so when you Google Kevin Landau, attorney, the first thing that comes up is a website making fun of him and showing what an idiot he is at a buffoon. So Kevin Landau, who wants people to find his website

when they Google him, decided to start suing Dickel for it, or at least threatening it or something. And I think that the, I think what happened was Dick did have to relinquish the website. I guess Kevin was able to prove that it was his likeness. So he had ownership. I don't remember exactly. We'll talk to Dick soon.

Maybe I'll get an answer on that. But the point is great idea. We should connect Kevin Landau stuttering John because Kevin Landau would be like, oh yeah, you definitely have a case here and John would light up. It'd be so excited with that and it'd be great because John would give all of his money to Kevin Landau over a lawsuit that would go nowhere. So that'd be kind of fun for everyone. So good ideas. I appreciate that.

Kyle photographer calling in. He's keeping heels. You didn't know what that was, Carl. Hey, this is the cow. We're sorry for it. It's a little known fact that I'm a ballroom dancer as well and Cuban heels are very common in ballroom dancing Carl you would know that if you weren't such a homosexual sexual what

Can't believe you don't even dance This guy asks you for a date in Nashville and calls you a homo. That's a good point Yes, he did win a date with me when we were in Nashville But yeah, I guess I didn't know about ballroom dancing and Cuban heels Do you ever play what's the game called? What what's the name of that game? That Oh connections connections you ever play that game? We didn't get that one into the last one right you don't play do you play wordle

Christian but no no no no I don't do it don't do anything fun. That's why Half hours to talk to you. Yeah Find the time? That's too bad. Poor Christian. He does so much for us. Carl, Stuttering John is a stronger man than me. I'll be explained.

I load trucks for a living. And if I ever got to the Stuttering John six figures a year level and then was reduced back to loading trucks I would use my shitty Pathetic paycheck to buy a gun and eat a bullet the fact that he has not done that yet is beyond me All right. Yeah, I don't believe in guns No, I think I Yeah. I don't believe in guns. Yeah, it's liberal. No, I think I think what saves John in a way is his narcissism.

Yeah, because it's crazy. Any of us would definitely end our lives if we were the laughing sack of the Internet the way that John is. Yeah. Or at least get off the Internet. But he's like, what's the world going to do without me? Actually, now I think about it. That was one of the things we talked about a point. Devil point yesterday is that John's been talking about buying a house in South America

and Central America and you know, that he threw out France, but he would be a candidate to just leave the country and start a new life. Change your name, change everything and just start a new. Yeah. You know, I've known people like that who just like things suck. So they just move and start over again. Jen Zuback. Just like you're saying, though, he's just too happy being stuttering.

John Melendez from the Howard Stern show and the Tonight Show for a couple of years. And then as a writer on the Tonight Show, you know, he just he's happy being known as that. You think he was a writer? No, no, he says he says he jumped it. Yeah, John said he was a writer on He says he jumped it. Yeah. John said he was a writer on the tonight. Interesting.

Yeah. I wonder if that's true. That'll take so what's up Carl. This is Paco. I was listening to the episode on Wednesday and I don't know. I don't really think there's anything wrong with talking about the weather on the podcast. It's perfectly natural.

People want to know it's one of my most popular segments. Shout out to Andy, that fucking trucker piece of shit. He knows what I do. I'm out here working, you know, driving trucks and stuff. I don't load them though. I'm above that. I'm far above that. I'll see you guys later. Forgot that's a big segment on Paco's podcast. Some spicy weather talk. Who doesn't love it? I feel bad talking about loading trucks is not a glamorous job. It's just not.

And now truckers are saying, yeah, I don't fucking do that shit. And then people do load trucks just like, yeah, I want to kill myself. So now I feel better about it. What do you think people are going to say? What's up, girl? It's anxious Andy once again. So I just wanted to remind you that we're almost to the 500th episode, right? And your mic quality is still shit. What? And also, when you have the highlights here, you look like you've taken up the ass You look fucking retarded He's a fan I was transitioning the other day Fucking idiot. She looks so stupid.

She looks like a fucking hobo. Fuck you Carl, please don't call me that. Geez, anxious 80 took his mean pills. Wow. So hurtful right there. Golly gee. Hey Carl, Gary and San Diego. Well, I've been listening to John for the last six days.

Basically it's the old verbal shoeshine every day. Wash, rinse, repeat. Wash, rinse, repeat. Same thing, he goes over his credits and then he complains to the other folks that his rivals have no credits. Even though he hasn't done anything since 2018, the last thing I think he did was a potato bar. That's it.

Then he talks about his girlfriend, Kate Meany. My girlfriend, Kate Meany, we had a long, deep discussion, lasted three hours. Kate Meany, Kate Meany. Then on Monday, well, Kate Meany. Then on Monday, well Kate Meany ghosted me. She isn't talking to me. She shut me off. She blanked me. And then on Wednesday and Thursday, oh I'm talking to Kate Meany again. It's a bunch of crap. Same show. Judy's given up. She doesn't listen anymore. She yells at me when I start to listen to stuttering John. I think I might be evicted before stuttering John. I can't believe it. And that's the truth. Judy's about to evict me from unless I stop listening to that son of a bitch.

Anyway, that's it from San Diego. Rock and roll. Rock and roll. Gary, I know what you mean, man. Rock and roll Gary. I know what you mean, man. It's tedious again Not to toot my own horn. I make John interesting. John is not interesting He actually never was that's the thing that people have forgotten in the dead were like man This job guys so repetitive and boring. Yeah, I know That's why we started making fun of it in the first place Have you already forgotten about how he winks to the camera? I mean, you know, that was pretty good. What about that time where he was eating a sandwich because he didn't know that the camera was on? He's very good. Well, there was a time he was pretending

to be napping. Oh yeah. By the way, that Gary and San Diego voicemail we just got is I hope everybody who complained about how long the great Gardini was is happy because now that's what we get. At least great Gardini was about a minute, minute 15. Well, the great Gardini definitely ran its course now. That's fine. Yeah. I want to hear more about Gary and Judy and their relationship. So I actually appreciate that.

I do actually. Yeah. Right there. I'm glad that Judy has tapped out. Yeah. I'm glad. That's healthy. I was surprisingly interested in that. Yeah. That is healthy. I mentioned I was Judy has tapped out. Yeah, I'm glad, that's healthy. I was surprisingly interested in that.

Yeah, that is healthy. I mentioned I was watching John last night. My wife did the same thing. She tapped out, she's like, I can't watch this anymore, I'm going to bed. We got it, don't blame you, this is bad. Hey Carl, I was listening to Rico earlier today and John goes, Lady K, you couldn't pass the C-Best.

He was calling you an idiot saying John goes, Lady K, he couldn't pass the C-Best. He was calling you an idiot saying that you couldn't pass the substitute teacher test. I'm in school to get my teaching credential right now in California. And first of all, John, they lowered the standard so fucking dumb idiots like you could pass because no one else wanted to do that shitty job. Right.

And you would also have to be like fucking brain dead to fail that test. I implore you on like a bonus or something to take some of the questions. That's fine. Also as for pay, he however he said 100,000 whatever no way. If you're clear in 60 you're a good substitute. And that's with a good work ethic, which we all know john doesn't have. Anyway, sorry for over 45 seconds. Let me show Bye. No, thank you for that update. And yeah, I know John was John likes to project a lot of things on me and a bad test taker is not one of those things for me I'm sure I would do just don't go there. Yeah, sure. I would do just fine Hey Carl, it's callback Curtis. I know it's been a while since I called. I just want to

know, do I give good phone? Go back Curtis, you do. You're one of the better phone-ers out here. You know, the thing about taking a nap, I thought to myself, the other night I was nodding off of my chair and my chick said to me, Hey, why don't you go to bed? And I'm just like, Oh God, Oh God, I hope nobody's watching right now because I would be ruined forever. That's how it works. I have to say, I forgot to bring this up. I should have made a note of it as I'm watching John and Vince yesterday. Vince admitted that the reason why he put that video together that Kevin Brennan did two hours on is he didn't know what a mandolin was. He did think it was a Mandalorian that makes a lot of sense. He actually admitted he thought it was a Star

Wars toy that was on the floor. No, it's a musical instrument. I don't want to be stepped out of its wood. It would knock out a dude at best and ruin it forever at worst if someone were to step on it So that's why but that how funny is that that Kevin Brennan just like wow this really shows what an asshole He has like the guy who made the video to thought it was something completely and you called it, too Yeah, yeah, cuz it didn't make any sense to Kevin thought it was the craziest thing ever Hey, Carl, I'm 40 and I like to drink. So let me get this straight. If I keep drinking in about 25 years, I'm not going to know what the hell I'm talking

about and I'm going to go, uh, uh, uh. But if I quit drinking, I'm going to be a boring old fuck that talks about the table I set my shit on? I don't know, man. I think I'm going to keep sawing. Yep. Don't call me that. Yeah. The choices are rich boss or stuttering John. I understand what you're saying. Maybe a drunken moderation. I guess that's maybe the answer to that. Yeah. Whatever that is, whatever that Joe better. college of the show

I appreciate it. Hey yo, Joe matter Come back in turn out new jokes to my stand-up bag all the down in all the time All right, what do you call an Italian zombie? I'm a cool. I got my cool All right, but my next joke, what do you call a black zombie? You call him a n- All right, Joe, you won me over. That's pretty good.

Not just you calling it again, dude. Okay, Carl, it's Dr. Steve. I just wanted to tell you that your prescription for your anal work cream is ready at your local pharmacy. By the way, that's received. You can text that to me. Just drop it off. You did complain about him texting too much. Yeah. Good point. I guess I deserve that Should I do with the battery skull?

That was a pretty good call All right. Well, it was a marathon session today. I had a feeling it would be because christian goes above and beyond Bringing in his own segments making it happen. Thank you for that Oh happy to do it. I was, you came in last minute and then you brought more shit than a cohost has done in years. It feels like, yeah, yeah. Well, it had been a little while since I had been a cohost. I just wanted to impress you. I think the last time I was a cohost, you had a punching sideways more recently than the last time I was on. Has it been that long? We'll get you back in rotation.

My apologies for that. Chris, great job, buddy. Thanks so much. Blackcast is where you want to go on YouTube. And of course, who are these broadcasters? And I guess that sums it up for all of us, right? OK, folks, guess what? The episode's over! Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week.

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