Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep499 - Comedy Podcasts

Episode Date: March 7, 2024

This week we’re back to the competition format but with some new parameters. Chris and Karl team up to present the worst comedy podcast they could find - Adult Babies Show. Three truckers sit around and periodically crack up over nothing. Then Lucy and Andy team up to present Cannabis Coffee Hour starring LCS reject Rob Cantrell. Both of these shows have over 250 episodes despite having zero listeners.  Once we get past a lot of cringe white boy rap, we get a hot take from Opie about the hot topic of gluten-free foods. Then Liam McEneany gets Harrison Young to explain his living room baseball game and Ryan Rebalkin gets Joe Matarese to explain the Rocky-themed play that he wrote about his life. Then Tookie and Cardiff join and we check in on Stuttering John’s health issues. He spent the weekend bedridden and figures it’s just because he didn’t get enough sleep. Also another round of Who Said It with our all-star cast and your voicemails. Tickets to the live show in Florida on March 22nd! – http://watplive.com Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://allapologiespodcast.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@cardiffelectric https://tookiesoup.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I've been dying to say that. Cuz. Cuz-a-roo. Cuz-a-roo. Slapperoonieoney it's showtime Welcome to another episode of who are these podcasts? The only show wherever these a contest. I'm your host Carl with me today. Mothers lock up your sons from once over with Kaylee. It's Lucy tight box. Also with us fathers. Your daughters will be fine from the all apologies podcast. It's Andy Q public. It's called shit. Please go to who are these.com. Get our email

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It's it's very exciting. I'm so excited and nervous. So, if you're on our Patreon, our Supercast, or if you're a YouTube member, you will get a link to watch the Win A Date With Lucy contest. And of course, WATPlive.com is where you can go to get tickets for the Largo live show, Largo Florida March 22nd with Revenge of the SIS. And we got a whole lineup of characters. Of course, Tukey will be there. Cardiff Electric will be there. Will all be there. Vinnie Paulino. Vinnie Paulino is gonna come and reveal the conversation he had with Stuttering John. I can't wait.

That he's never talked about. I'm looking forward, I haven't heard about it. So I'm looking forward to that. That's gonna be a lot of fun. Dr. Steve will be there. Joey C is coming up. Monique from Radio Gunk. Things are taking a drastic turn.

It's a who's that? Joey C. I just realized something came up. I can't make it. So Andy won't be there, but most people will be there. WTBlive.com is where you want to go to get those tickets March 22nd in Largo, Florida. Also Hackamania.com. We're doing a live show in Vegas the end of May. Hackamania.com for more information tickets to that. Also, we encourage our listeners, give us five stars wherever you review podcasts and then do this really funny thing. We're going like five stars. This sucks. I don't like these guys. You know, it's really what's crazy. So shut all over the comment section today. we'll be competing for the worst in the comedy podcast category.

We're changing up the format. We're actually gonna be teaming up in pairs to compete. So today, producer Chris and I will be competing against Lucy Typebox and trucker Andy. So that's the first change to the format. So there's two podcasts going up against each other. The first change to the format. So there's two podcasts going up against each other. The second change to the format is that the losers, because we're going to put a poll up on Patreon for anyone to vote. You don't have to be a Patreon member. It'll be there for everyone. The loser will have to do extra homework for next week. We're going to do the competition every other week.

And then every other week we're going to do a regular show. But the losers of the previous week have to revisit one of the more horrific recurring podcasts, such as Sarah Silverman, June Diane, Rayfield, the financial feminists. You get the picture. I want to be doing twats on that list. Joy. Yeah. So that's why it's a competition. Now, now there are stakes. There's a reason to want to win besides just pride. Can you imagine? There's more than just pride in this world. So now there's a reason to vote. There's a reason for us to compete. I want to thank Joe Dicker for coming in with five gifted. Who are these podcasts memberships?

Turn on accepted memberships and you can also get membership and watch this Sunday afternoon as we win a date with Lucy tight box. We? Yeah, we all do. Oh, okay. Wonderful. I love that. I feel like row winners in this competition. It's Yeah, we all do. Oh, okay. Row winners. Wonderful, I love that.

I feel like row winners in this competition. It's a date, what do I know? All right, so without further ado, everyone understand the rules, the ground rules now, we're all up to speed on this? Yeah. Okay, who should go first? Lucy, you won last week.

So I'll let you decide if you want your team to start or if you want to defer. Andy, how do you feel Jesus Christ? You like this team's thing We'll go second, okay, we will go first then. All right. All right. So we checked out a show. It was a suggestion from Matt Fish in discord called Adult Baby Show. This is one of those comedy shows where some buddies get together in someone's

living room and they think they're doing a show this podcast. I checked out this episode Has 82 views on YouTube it dropped 10 months ago But they're up to 250 plus episodes. So it's not one of these things where it's like Well, let's try for a little bit and see what happens like no. No, I'm we're all in on this We're gonna do this every week for years whether catches on or not. We don't give a fuck how embarrassing it is We're just gonna keep doing it forever. And so I'm gonna start us off with the intro here. If you don't mind.

I figured you would. Yeah, if you don't mind, I thought that would be a good place to start. ["The Adult Baby Show"] Ladies and gentlemen, live from T-Brizz Studios, it's the Adult Baby Show. Show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show, show. So, they put some out of context samples of what their show, their crazy show is about. Check this wild shit out. I'm a sweet boy.

I'll let a girl suck any part of me, honestly. In my mouth just... Like I'll try anything once. Yeah. Except getting to work on time You just ruin my day fuck your day. Oh, let's get the feet involved. It's not a nut Maybe I shouldn't say that out loud. Yeah, absolutely disgusted by me Yeah shows that start that way suck yeah

They tease the jokes that are coming out later on the show That's because Ryan who's the producer who's now third Mike Used to be just the two guys. So it's hosted by B chick and Ryan Ryan's newer to the show Ryan does all the editing work in post Very proud of that and I love that one clip that you just played where the guy goes I'll try anything once one beat to be three beat except forget to work on time. I Mean you could have tightened that up and out of the, it may seem like your friend's witty, right? So this is like an Opie best of real here. Yes, correct. It's one of those stages. It's like,

it's not a cat at the top of their show. You have to just trust us that this is all really funny stuff. Very prep burger type of punch line there. Yes. Alright, so this is right out of the gate. They're saying this is gonna be a fun episode. I love shows that do this because I'm always Alright, so this is right out of the gate. They're saying this is gonna be a fun episode I love shows that do this because I'm always thinking like are you guys ready for this or not? Let me know I'm excited. It's gonna be fun. It seems like a good show to me Fun episode that's what it is gonna be a fun episode. Yeah

I'll start it off. I'm getting into thrifting I'll start it off. I'm getting into thrifting Thrifting I don't know if that's the right word Okay, it's thrifting just buying cheap stuff at first hours. No no I'm doing these things with the with the apps now where I'm looking for deals, okay So that's B who goes hard guys. I got something juicy for us to get going with here. I'm getting into thrifting Which is the whereas that's like what women do not guys right so funny. He's looking for deals on apps It's pretty good jumping off point you guys aren't with me on that. I'm Distracted by the elbow coming out of his head. There's somebody behind him. It's very scary

I'm glad you pointed that out because what's happening here is The guy Ryan so these guys are on the same couch next to each other. Yeah, the guy Ryan is Across the way, but there's a mirror so you see Ryan's reflection behind B Yeah, okay, and it's weird because sometimes it looks like B has two heads But well they need all the content they can get so he looks like he has two stomachs Well, Andy you're gonna love this because it starts off it turns out all three of these guys are truck drivers sweet Yeah, so let's get into some spicy trucker talk like do you guys try and avoid the

The stops where they check Cart checks the truck check the ot check yeah check the car checks, the truck checks? The DOT checks? Yeah, the DOT checks. Oh, yeah. I don't know who would willingly go through it. I got stuck only once or twice. But do their companies make them willingly go through it? Like, do you, it's like, do you need to hit a DOT check?

Well, sometimes you don't, no, you don't know, you can avoid it. Oh, all right. But there's sometimes you just don't know, and they try to sneak up on you So what are you talking about on the expressway? I feel like on the expressway. They're always right before 49 Yeah, they're usually over there, but they're just it doesn't seem like it seems like it's a willing one like they're not pulling you over And it's like well sometimes you can go through there and get a check. That's what I don't know why you would so it'll say

Trucks when it's flashing pull over yeah, but sometimes they're full and then like they don't turn that off though So I've driven by that too. Well. That's what maybe I just drove by it if the comedy show where is the comedy yes? Spoiler alert there's no jokes this goes on for quite a while I always love when you're doing a national show to talk about which exit number yeah, you're referring to oh you mean the one by 40 It's like Joe Manari shit. All the one bags of 49 and the same conversation that three truckers have every time they're together. Yeah. If you're in a truck stop and every single bathroom stall is full,

like they always are. That's the conversation you're hearing over the wall. So it doesn't end there. It goes on forever because these guys can all relate to all this show. I just have one more example because more local talk like usually I'll drive by it. And I figured out the time that they do it where I on on I-95. But one time I just because you watch other trucks just fly by. That's what I always do. I'm like, I'm not confident.

I saw my I try to hide behind and that's why I hate because my company, I don't trust my truck. That's fascinating. Please go on That's the trick isn't it you work for a good company is the answer so then they get into I? 35 talk but I'm gonna spare everyone that cuz this actually goes out for about 10 minutes as they talk about Driving trucks and do I have to clean my own truck and you got to fill up your own truck Oh, there's a diesel guy on your lot. I don't have a diesel guy. gonna fill up my own. It's insane. I'm a sanitary. I listen to it I listen to a different episode and of course. It's the same type of shit and It's just meandering no jokes, and it's going on and on and then out of the blue around the 57

Minute mark one of them says well. We're almost out of time 57 minute mark one of them says well, we're almost out of time They're probably on a bunch of radio stations they got to work the affiliates hey we might go over on this one Well, there is a morning zoo field of this bullshit. That's for sure these guys are definitely Morning Zoo radio fans from back in the day so the description said one's a comedian, one's a producer, one's a regular slacker. Which one's the comedian? One's a comedian? Yeah, come on. I couldn't quit the show years ago. What's going on? I couldn't get any more info. They're all truckers. Nor did I try. Three truckers get together and try to do a comedy show. Do you have some more clips on there producer Chris? Yeah, run in parallel to that. We need to obviously drive this point home at this comedy show not very fun actually here here's a great example of someone trying

to tell a joke but it's alright so it's almost I feel like there's gonna be my new thing I'm gonna wear a lot because it's almost like a like a shack it yeah that's a real thing I've never what that? It's a mixture of a shirt and a jacket Yeah, I mean it's a real thing in that somebody said it and everyone's like, okay I go I know what that means like I didn't I never heard that before when you said it So it's a real thing. It's a jacket. Yeah So as you might expect they say shack it a lot more after that and I'm sparing you guys that oh good Cuz I thought it was really funny the first time.

But I bet it gets even funnier as it goes on. Oh, and explaining it always makes it funny. Oh, of course. That's great. They sell them at every flying J on every highway guy. This guy's going to vote for us. Yeah, I have a feeling with your trucker talk. All right. So then there's a lot of cop talk that goes, with your trucker talk. With all those. All right, so then there's a lot of cop talk that goes on after the trucker talk.

And then this guy repeats the same shit over and over again, which I find annoying. You cannot pay me enough to do any job where it's a legit hazard that I can lose my life. I don't believe that any job is worth possibly living my life, literally zero. Like you couldn't pay me enough to risk my life. Yeah, I don't believe that any job is worth possibly living my life literally zero Like you couldn't pay me enough to risk my life on any job. Yeah, we get it I think even Bezos like yeah, you said that three times we understand but then later on in the show

He's talking about being a freelance journalist in a war I would do freelance journalism though you hop with the military on rides to all these places yeah give you a helmet and a camera and you with your memory trying to recall but I got I'm recording it all oh yeah yeah that's for my man okay so this is an example of one of their jokes that gets a big laugh okay so let me back this up so that we hear the whole setup here memory trying to recall but I got I'm recording it all. Oh, yeah. That's from my memory. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't remember much, but I got some of it on tape. Oh, God. I got it. Yeah. So there's a lot of that fake laugh coming mostly from Chris there. How you know it's funny? Yeah, upper right Chris. That's Chick. Yes. Is his name Chris? I thought his real name was Chuck. I really said at the beginning it was like I think it's Chris Chick. Yeah. Okay. So you did the better research. Yeah. I get nicknamed. You win. So you're gonna, I was

gonna do a super cut of his laugh, but it's so fucking annoying. I just wanna whip out this combo here. You get a fake laugh followed by a callback. This jacket, let's say that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's about a buck, it's actually about the price of that jacket per person.

So either all of you can own this cool jacket. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Or. And you knew they were gonna bring it up again. So either all of you can own this cool Shacket Or and you knew they were gonna bring it up again Yep, of course. All right. So Aside from comedy which obviously these guys have in spades They also have some answers for things that we all need like world peace This guy actually has it all figured out as you're thinking about the other the bad guys Yeah, they're gonna go to war, but what if they're what if their soldiers decided?

We're not doing it either and everyone everywhere all the soldiers. We're just like we're not fucking doing it Yeah, why risk our lives? Okay, so so what is it? What is it called when they had in like Vietnam when they made the they made everybody go to war? What is that called? Oh draft draft? Yeah, yeah Okay, so draft people now you're gonna send me to another country. Okay. I'm not picking up a gun Okay, you'll pick up a gun. I'm not shooting the guy like you what are you gonna do kill me? Cuz I'm not gonna shoot this person Like I'm just I'm not so I'm not gonna do the thing you're telling me to do the best way can't make me do it

So this guy just listened to John Lennon and just realize I don't know if you guys can imagine this but what if there there were no countries or religion, nothing to live or die for? Yeah. And what if there wasn't such a thing as military prison for insubordination? Well, I know he goes, what are you going to do? It's like, well, get locked up. Obviously. So then Ryan, the new guy, I'll call him the new guy. He realizes they have no business having this conversation. They don't know what the fuck they're

talking about. So he tries to like call them out it what they got they sent and they were serving as a MP like we didn't have Qualified to be having this conversation. Oh, yeah, of course not Now that you're gonna be on the show you have to realize the best conversations are the ones who are not qualified to have We're not qualified for most. Yeah, as long as you're openly admitted that oh, yeah The problem is when people talk like they know what to talk about Oh, yeah, we know we don't know what we're talking about That's why I said someone correct me if I'm wrong But that's just what I was told all the big popular podcasts are guys who have no idea what they're talking about

That's what everyone always says just like I love when Tim Dillon goes off in a rant cuz he's not well-informed at all It's great. He doesn't know anything that's going on. No, it's just the opposite dummies talk about shit Yeah, go back to trucker talk if you have to at least you understand what you're talking about I have one more clip in this package. I have a question for you Lucy I want you to listen to this. I want you to tell me if you're familiar with this I don't like where this is going but I also have a fear of getting eaten by like getting a ship blown up and now you got a, the USS Indianapolis, like that's a fear of mine.

Yeah. Yeah. I would know that story. Do you know that story? Yes I do. Okay. Yeah. Do you know how many people were eaten by sharks?

I believe that the real answer is very low, but I think that it's, they say that it's something like a hundred. I saw 150. Yeah. Of people were eaten by sharks Yeah, yeah, we're floating in the water. Yeah, middle the ocean terrifying. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like that You ever have nightmares about the USS, Minneapolis. I have nightmares about sharks every night You know, I have to say episode 500 is coming up

I'm very excited to say that Vic the review girls making a comeback I'm very excited to say that Vic the review girls making a comeback We'll get caught up on Vic who's in the Navy. I wonder if she knows about that She works on a boat. I don't know if you know where boats go Shark infested waters. I was wondering what the connection was there for a second. I thought it was boobs. Well, that too. Flotation devices. So I had a feeling you would know exactly what that was. I thought that was interesting. The guy's also afraid of sharks. Well, I mean.

That's why he's not in the military. How about you? Is that your reason? That's exactly the reason. Makes sense. All right, Chris, cheer us up with something. All right. Ryan might not be the best producer because he suggests this. The way I look at it, this the dinner will be content for the show. Yeah, I'm excited about that.

And someone else is excited about that. Yeah, I'm excited. They're going to go out to dinner and then they're going to talk about it on the show. Yeah, the comedy show that we're listening to with all the jokes. What a great tax write off. Wow. Yeah, that's a good point. It's It's really just the opposite of that I've heard Anthony talk about this before

When he was on Opie and Anthony and he would have a run-in with someone or they're having lunch or something I'd be like you're probably gonna talk about this in your show. He's like no You're not interested. This is not interest. Would you please talk about it? Yeah, well, that's what that means Yeah, of course. I got anything else over there. Yeah So I think this is be saying this here, which was surprising to me. I'm actually See the roommates are away. So I'm back in the house Nice in Florida. Yes, I'm smoking in the house. It's a beautiful winter that dump actually. I'm not surprised now that I see him Yes, yeah, and here. Yeah, it's got roommates and he's stoked that they're gonna be out of town so he can smoke cigarettes

So he's won't siggy's yeah, and then he goes on to say this so I'm I'm living my best life right now Nice, I'm wizened with the door open and I love it Someone isolate that please all right, so this is the worst question you could possibly ask someone on a podcast This is how you know things aren't going well. Yeah How was your week? What'd you do this week? I was just telling him I took off today So I'm having I'm really trying to get my bearings as to what day of the week it even is It's one day. Yeah, so my week like I had to we last since we last spoke

It's fine. Yeah, hey, right. I know you're new to podcasts and everything But when someone says how was your week which they shouldn't you should either do one of two things either say the fuck kind Of question is that how was my week or tell a story about something you did this week not it was kind of good It was mid. I don't know. How was your week? It's not a show. Yeah, these guys get along way too. correct. No. Yeah, they're too good of friends because at one point They're talking about this shut up. He just spread it. He's spreading to tell you tell us that great Hazelnut yeah, I don't know if I like it. I love it. Yeah, the tele always hazelnut It's a hazelnut spread. Oh, I didn't know that so more like a peanut butter chocolate type thing

No, is it so is it just Nutella? Yeah, just spread all yeah This is terrible alright, so they do start talking comedy on the show that I checked out and they're talking about Dave Chappelle and show that I checked out and they're talking about Dave Chappelle and Ryan doesn't like Dave Chappelle. He doesn't think he tells jokes anymore, but he's got a really hot take on Hannah Gatsby. I was not ready for this. And that's what I always do. And that's what I say. I mean, yeah, he's hilarious, but he's, I just think he's a genius at his craft of I find him entertaining no matter what. And I could, if he went up there and just did his thing and it said

This is not a comedy special. I would still watch it and probably yeah, that's and that's fine That's not like like but then people will shit on Hannah Gatsby, which I didn't like her special. She's Yeah, I didn't I didn't love it Really went off on her. Yeah, so it's like you're gonna show on that, but she did she was doing She like her first 20 minutes was jokes. There was jokes. I didn't particularly care for them, but there were definitely jokes there. Like, when people laughed, I was like, I know why they're laughing. I don't find it funny, but I know why they're laughing.

And then she went on this, like, kind of anti-comedy, like, thing. And it was, like, it wasn't even purposely joking. But it was also, it was interesting. And it was like, she was obviously very smart. She's obviously very smart. What? Has anyone ever said that about Hannah Gadsby? She was obviously very smart. She's obviously very smart Obviously very smart I think she would refute that I think everyone Came away from the net going well, that's a very smart individual right there that we just watch the form I think that he goes it's it's anti comedy Well, no, no, she was talking about how she was raped and it was

all made up. So I don't know if that's anti-comedy. I think it's just a made up story that she wanted to tell on a show. Speaking of which, I saw Anthony Kumi talking about this on a show the other day, the new Netflix comedy special that's coming out. Someone posted it in our Discord, Anthony talking about it. So it's Hannah Gadsby hosting. It's a new Netflix special and it's all comedians from the LGBTQ community. And just from the jokes they picked for the promotion of it, it seems like all they talk about is how they're gay or trans or bi. And that's like what all their jokes are based on.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh no. Yeah. Kind of like how Tim the Tool man just talked about like guys stop There there, but I might have to do a special with blind Mike or something just to break down the comedy stylings of Hannah Gatsby and friends yeah, they should do it at Capitol Hill comedy club. Yeah, well, I'm sure they would have I'm sure they'd love going out out there Alright, so I don't envy Ryan. I talked about this at the top Ryan is the producer

He's in charge of pulling the clips and I guess they do put together clips for YouTube or something to kind of promote the show and Get people into it. Listen like as I'm doing this now, as I'm doing the podcast, producing these little clips that we're posting, I'm like, is this gonna be, what's a clip, is this a clip? Am I saying a clip right now? No, none of this is a clip. That's why your job is so difficult, right? You're like, yeah, when I'm doing this,

I'm like, which part is interesting? None of it. So, good luck. Bust a luck to ya. Producer Chris, I have a fantastic package to go out on. Oh, right. I'm gonna let you finish up what you have. And then I think I'm gonna probably get us the W.

Uh-huh. With my package I have to go out on. All right, okay. They start fucking each other. You got nowhere to go but down when you brag. I'm feeling little pettishy over here. Oh gotta be honest with you That's great because we got penis talk coming up. All right the one Interesting part of the episode that I listened to

Is ryan got his wife this gift and that would be a silicone mold of his own penis Oh god, I didn't know this existed, and then I was immediately on phase that it did, because everything exists now. So, it's the only thing that could have been interesting in fodder for comedy, and they do fucking nothing with it except end up with awkward penis talk. Wait, are you like a big guy? I mean, he's saying it without saying it, we're gonna make him say it. What are you like a big guy?

We're gonna make him say it I'm above average for sure yeah, but not like Like I'm almost like the porn stars make you jealous. Yes, still yeah Yeah, it was always like I mean I've never been Worried about taking my pants off from fun. Yeah, I should be worried and I've never been I'm always like I get like I I'm I'm comfortable I get excited for their reaction Tell us where about your hard They just start talking about penis size yeah a lot to Then go ahead the correct question for the silicone molds is how the fuck do you stay hard with cold silicone on your?

You get you get your soft penis for your wife. She loves that So that's a gift You go out of town. I have to see it again and again and again. Enough already. The thing I'm sick of. I painted it black, what else do you want? Yeah. Yeah.

So I thought that was interesting that they couldn't do anything with that. I mean, it wasn't that there wasn't a ton of fake laughter going on, but. Somewhat, I always have. That's what that. And then there's this hack thing that they do where you say the same word you guys Poke each other a little bit. Yeah, that is true. I don't poke you

But did you feel like there was any poking today for me? No, not from you but you know from him from him. Yeah, there's a bit of a poker He put what I poke yeah, I would I even say that was a poking you said something like that's the worst answer Anyways yikes. Yeah. All right. Let's let's see this amazing package. Okay. I got a pretty big package here It's silicone check out this check out this setup But you guys are so we were talking a couple weeks ago about rapping. And we finally all came correct this week,

and we all got some raps. Yeah, I have rhyming words together. I wouldn't go far as to say that they're raps. I have an awful rap that's like a couple lines, a few lines. Then it rhymes. I actually was proud of my rhyming. If you're wondering why I picked an episode from 10 months ago, it's because it was called rap battle.

Yeah. Oh, baby. Oh, yeah. And I had to wait an hour in. I was in this whole fucking thing for an hour. And then they finally get to, hey, by the way, we were going to do some rapping to them. Like, finally, Jesus Christ, I thought I was never going to get to this. So B here, I don't know if he's nervous. He can't even form a sentence right now Baby, I think this will be fun because we can see what what all of us are in our going on I agree. They're all very nervous to be doing their their ass but chick is ready to go first

He's feeling real confident about what he's got here. I don't want to step over you. Alright boys. Chick's about to kick it. Alright. Wait, was that part of it? No, no, that was it. No, that wasn't it. Okay. I was going to come out like the butchers come. The chickens come in but no. Alright. I'm rolling blunts with two princes. You can call me the spin doctor. I get high in an instance. watch out. I might shock you Those the first balls that I spit. I'm not afraid to admit

It's like the first time I saw weed and I just took a hit or like the first time that I tasted your girlfriend's clit That actually was very good. I can't... I didn't see that coming. It actually was pretty good. Just like you said, they're too friendly with each other. That was fantastic. I had no idea you could spit rhymes like that. Take camera two, now zoom in on the gun. Why would you cut to that?

How many times have I said you can't sit on a couch, it's uncomfortable. Even if you are a hot chick a couch, it's uncomfortable. Even if you are a hot chick, we've talked about that. Like sitting on a couch is not- Makes you look like a toad. Yes, it's not a good look for anyone, especially these guys. It's a terrible look.

I'm sure he looks great when he's not on a couch. Yeah, it's not gonna help, but still. Behind the desk, people. Behind the desk. An important looking desk. That's the answer to all of this. So you just heard his attempt at it. And now these guys are obviously nervous about what they're going to bring is like, Oh, that was great.

I wish I could do something like that. Really. So then B comes up and B actually tries to rap you might have noticed that guy was like reading a poem or something. Yeah, be the size he's actually gonna get some flow going. And this is embarrassing. Just another trio on the mic. The world has never heard of us from Farmingdale to St. James, a Long Island murderers, Cisco main street, Red Bull drivers had a lot on the team where the last survivors feeling energized like that little pink bunny looking for the sponsorship to get a little money. The last thing the world needs is another podcast

We step our game up, so we're calling this a broadcast. Yeah Oh, I put the B in baby chick puts the C in crazy Brooke is on the ones or twos call us adult babies Breathing on the mic paranoid he fucks feet. I am NOT a rapper, but I'll slay without a beat told chick earlier He better get to rapping get a pen some words, put it on a napkin. Said he meant to do it, but he's forever slacking. He could be wide awake, his brain is steady napping. We put this out weekly, review and say sap. Find us on that purple podcast app.

Lyrics for days, but I'm running out of breath. Check my physique, I don't know what fitness is. I'm knocking down your door like a Jehovah's Witnesses go soon called an uber but I missed him chicks pick me up in the baby chick pick me up babies bumping out the system thanks for the ride in your smoked out car listen to the show hope you made it this far I screwed up the end That's some early rap shit right there The cadence is very like you know

Yeah And I'm not easily impressed. Wow. A blue car. Wow. That was like some early style. You know, like bad. Yeah. Pre-rap. Jim Jones says not so slim shady. Seamoss 4044. Carl wins. Fuck this. This is the worst shit ever. All right. the Yes, it's gonna be good. I feel like at the end that you should There was definitely a lot of yeah gotta go soon called an uber, but I missed him chick picks me up Baby's bumping out the system. Thanks for the ride. You smoked out car listen to the babies. Hope you made it this far alright Curtain call it this far all right a curtain call yeah he went from embarrassed just like yeah this part I'll do it again take another bow the second chorus all right so then it's finally Ryan's turn and Ryan is nervous about this and he should be this is embarrassing all right here we go I'm the only one here without a nickname I feel like a dick I know where they call you be, but why do they call you chick?

You keep me locked in this basement cutting up clips a lot no windows Can't tell if it's night or not I feel like I feel like I've been extra busy lately ever since I hooked up with These fucking idiot adult babies I Got a message from a Brit he said yo your shows looking good, isn't it? I said yeah, that's cuz now I'm producing it matter of fact You can call me shooter cuz i shoot myself shooting the shit Good i listen i think we all came correct in our own way you know nope i think chick wants to be scorch Probably i'm getting a scorch vibe from him or even wheeze for that matter. Yeah, so Yeah, they decided to do a rap battle where they all patted themselves on the back and said well guys

We're really good at this which was again perfect opportunity to lay into these guys Yeah, I bet what the fuck were you thinking with that the one guy had a joke about two princes the spin doctors Yeah, fucking reference from 93. What are we doing? What? What? Well, if it's a demographic, I'm sure it does a demographic of 83 people. Yes. All right. So that's our presentation. Check out our Patreon and vote for Carl and Chris adult baby show. Unless these two can bring it. What?

Lucy, Andy, what do you got for us? Well, we got inspired by Rich Voss. Okay. So he was on Last Comic Standing. And we figured what better way to pick a horrible, horrible podcast than to find one of the comedians who was the first to be kicked off of Last Comic Standing. Oh, okay. So we ended up finding comedian Rob Cantrell and his podcast, Cannabis Coffee Hour.

But before we get into his podcast, we are going to hear his resume in clip one. Rob lives in New York. He enjoys food, walking, coffee, funky beats, and designing spaceships with his mind Sounds like a resume that you would write when you're in second grade, right? Yeah, I'm gonna be a funky astronaut fun spaceship without her space He comes off like Something real quick sure I don't care what people enjoy yeah, tell me what you're good at So yeah do for a living I don't care what you do. I like long walks who gives a fuck

Yeah, what are you great at long walks who cares? He thinks that he's good at all of the things he just listed making up spaceships in his mind. Yeah. Yes Oh, yeah, he absolutely pretty good at that Yeah, he's not let's take them on you're gonna get like a poor man's Mitch Hedberg kind of vibe like that was popular 20 years ago, okay, but he's more it's like even below that well. I would hope it's bull like Yeah, it's like homeless meth heads

Hedberg is alright. I like that worse than poor man's so not homeless heroin addict mitch hadberg got it Yeah, very different So his podcast description is Rob Cantrell talks to himself and sometimes special guests about cannabis coffee comedy Music movies art and more yeah And we check more and more and more and more figure the fuck out I hate that. And we checked out. I hate more. And more.

And more. And more, figure the fuck out. Yeah. Yeah. So Andy and I checked out episode 260, very similar to what you guys had. For a long time. Yeah, this is, we are doing this,

we are in the game. Should be a seasoned vet to this point. And there is another similarity to the podcast that you guys found, because this episode is described as, Rob enjoys a few cups of coffee by Stumptown, plays funky beats, freestyles a few baked rhymes, and pays respect to Richard Lewis, our IP. And you might notice that funky beats part. Okay. So we are going to go ahead and check out in clip two, we

are going to learn exactly what Rob does. Because I just always wanted to make it kind of an experiment in the time and I could see me doing this on the road instead of just babbling all the time, you know, experiment with music, experiment with taste, experiment with video, you know, please sign up to the YouTube. Cannabis coffee our YouTube Just throwing shit at the wall none of it is But he's also a substitute teacher you kids like music why tune in for the Richard Lewis stuff, but this is good, too You didn't want the funky beats. I'm into it now. All right, I don't think I would

So before we get totally into the funky beats we are going to check out some of his Some of his stand-up stuff from last comic standing in clip 3. Yes, let's see what his stand-up stuff is. Or as Andy called it, Last Comic Standing bomb. Some people have an inner child that speaks to them. I have an inner old man that just yells random crap at me all day. B14. Bingo. Take your pants off.

Do you know what time Columbo's on? The two part one with Johnny Cash is on. Tape it. It's great. I never thought I'd say this. Joey mattress is funnier. I think he might be right about that. You can see why he made it through

because John Witherspoon and legendary comedian Aisha Tyler are the judges right and they're just like what just let the goofy honky through like where's affirmative action does he need it does he do a rocky impression at least yeah yeah he does do some impressions so in clip four we're gonna hear hear some more standup with a lot of annoying noises. You know what I drink every morning? The liquid Elvis. May I recommend the liquid Elvis?

Every morning I go in the kitchen, right? Got the bullet, the blender thing. Ice, right? Almond milk, bananas, peanut butter, bacon, Percocet, little bit of cinnamon, some honey. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo You just start your day like oh oh oh oh I've won I've won critique about that

the little bit of cinnamon and honey part that add to the joke what was the way the percusset was the joke move on it says like also some sugar to taste yeah he's following the rule of threes but times three Ingredients right and then he goes full delia. Yeah, you know you don't go full delia never go full

It's always a bad idea. Those elves of Prussia was spot-on. I thought for a second He was Elvis when he did that it's pretty good All right in clip five we are going to dive headfirst into the Funky Beat podcast, because I know you are all really wanting it. And we are going to find out that the wonderful Rob is a bit of a self-proclaimed coffee snob. Now, I was just explaining, if you don't know the podcast, you know, I would say, yeah, I am a bit of a coffee snob. That being, I, you know, I'll drink any coffee at any time.

But I also have been around the block enough to just drink a lot of good coffee. Jesus Christ. That's not what a snob does. No, that's not what a snob does at all. I'll drink, you know, I've had a chance to drink great stuff but I'll drink anything, anytime, anywhere. Right, I'm a beer snob and do you have any PBR?

Yeah, yeah, oh You have the Kenyan or the police station break room coffee Being an alcoholic yeah, all right In clip 6 we're going to hear more about his love of coffee and during this podcast. This is episode 2 6 0 That's at least 260 cups of coffee right there I mean that has to be an expert field, you know all kinds of variety boba tea Green tea We've had some kabocha episodes

I think Rob needs another vice. Yeah, I said what's your favorite coffee Rob and he said dr. Pepper None of that is coffee In clip 7 you would think that this is with all this coffee talk that he would probably be pretty high energy But he could not possibly be more low energy must have been a green tea day of coffee. Yeah my second cup low energy must have been a green tea day of coffee my second cop a few cannabis rounds and yeah just feeling nice feeling good getting the podcast rolling lining up show are you lighting up videos yeah I took video all through the 1970s show Music is driving me. Yeah, that's very obnoxious

But what is the point of revving yourself up with coffee and then smoking weed and bring yourself back down to baseline? That doesn't make sense wired and tired. Yeah, I did a bunch of blow last night and then producer Chris choked me out with a weird I said I was sorry You're doing too much of the co In clip 8 we are going to step away from the podcast again and listen to Rob's Cringy silence, which will you which is probably gonna make you miss the actual beat. I think this is an interview, right? Yes, so yeah, so this is an interview where he's being asked questions. I think it's probably the same as music. You know, seeing the Rolling Stones is awesome,

but also listening to Satisfaction is satisfying. Okay. Do you want to elaborate on that? Nope. Oh, is that a joke or a point or I thought the call got dropped. I think I'm driving through a tunnel right now. Rob, gotta go. By the way, Pacri says Mitch Foreheadberg.

He looks like Mr. Show era David Cross wearing a wig. Yes. Yeah. Which would be a lot funnier than that. Yes. There's a little carrot top in there, I think. Oh, I see it, I see it. So he does have a very, another very annoying habit

in this episode, which is that he decides to shout everybody out. There are a million shout outs. So Andy and I put together a super cut that is not even half of million shout outs. So Andy and I put together a super cut that is not even half of the shout outs. Shout out to my brother-in-law. Shout out to Gotham Roasters. I have to give a shout out.

I announced their name wrong last episode, Vermont. Vermont was crazy. Shout out to Matt Vita. Shout out Gotham. That's a really great one. Shout out Housing Works. Shout out Richard Lewis. Give's a really great one. Shout out Housing Works. Shout out Richard Lewis. Give a shout out to Richard Lewis.

Shout out to everybody that came out to 1970. That was awesome. Shout out Young Athels. Shout out Maggie Champagne. Shout out all the UPS and the FedEx. Shout out Matt Vita. Shout out the town of Woodstock, Vermont. Shout out Richard Lewis.

He had some good hair. Shout out his hair. He had it all the way down. All the way down. Shout out to the color yellow. I mean, if everything gets a shout out, nothing gets a shout out. Right, I know, yeah, he's abusing the whole shout out

system. Meaningless shout outs. We've created this world. And again, just talking about what he likes. It's annoying. Yeah. Shout out Gotham. I want him now. I want Gotham now. You gave him a shot. Yeah.

A fictional place and a real place. So bad. Who's the host of Price is Right? Drew Carey? Yeah, he's spinning in his grave right now. This is not how a shout out is supposed to happen. Bob Barker? With a dead one, right?

I couldn't think of Drew Carey's name, but I still wanted to say the joke. Is Drew Carey dead? No, but he's Jesus Christ. He does the shout out thing. You have not known who's dead. Bob Barker's dead. He does the shout out thing. Do you not know that?

No. When they spin the fucking wheel, he tells everyone to shout out people It's a back. No we work during those hours And 11 a.m. You're already out of bed No people in the fucking chair Drew carries a live girl I know You don't know who in the showcase showdown god God damn it, you guys are the fucking worst. There's a spot for you on adult babies. Alright, so we're gonna get back into the real content in clip 10.

We know that he has the beats. Yup. But can he rap? Oh no. I'm sure. Oh yeah! We're flowing on a rocket ship No, I mean a weather balloon

We're flying in the sky real soon. We'll see you meet up for a brew maybe two Kabocha Coming at you. Is anyone listening to this show? It's one of those shows where I can see it having like it's ranked 50th or something in the comedy podcast category. Cause it's one of those shows where I can see where people will be like, Oh, it's funny cause it's not even trying to be funny. No, nobody's listening to it. So he wants the YouTube channel to take off. So he has has and he keeps encouraging people

He's like YouTube. That's where we're gonna make it. That's the that's the key. That's the key He has like around 500 subscribers. Yeah, so he's that's where that's the key the trick with freestyling though is to have like a Words that ended vowels are like something that definitely has a rhyme You don't say I'm gonna drink a kombucha and the bottle is purple Do with that yeah, it's not great But oh, I'm sorry if he's pretending to rap bad for yeah, I don't know he's not pretending no no no Okay, it goes on yeah, and I so the point is the guy is bad at life

So you can't say he's purposely being bad. He's bad. Okay. Okay. I agree with that. It's very sincere He did get an AGT, which I don't know if you guys realize how hard that is or no last comic standing Yeah, I don't know if you guys don't know how hard that was season one. You know who else got on that show Joe Matt Arise so it- A dance fan wanted to. A dance fan wanted to. How hard could it be to get on? Rob's like, I gotta follow that guy, yeah. All right, in clip 11, it turns out that he has a flow

and he also does his flow live. So we're gonna hear his review of how he does live rapping. The process. Came through and opened up the show. It was amazing. I did a flow at the very end of the show, but it bombed. No, it didn't bomb.

I started flowing, like, I did like 48 minutes. I'm looking at the video, the first 23 minutes. You know, it's just me feeling out this standup show or one man show. I don't really know what it is. I just know that you know people are selling tickets different ways and little theaters are opening up and as you know, You know the scenes change and what works and what doesn't Oh my god, this is driving me crazy. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. This guy's mentally ill, right? Nothing is working. And white guys rapping is the most embarrassing thing. I mean, we've both, both segments have proved that.

Unless you're Vanilla Ice, but yes, there are some. Or Sluts. All right, there are exceptions to every rule. Even Eminem is embarrassing to me now. It's no whites allowed. That's my motto. Whoa I disagree to all of our Detroit listeners. I want to say that's Andy vote for Carl and Chris. Yeah, we love Eminem You guys are doomed. Yeah I also think Kid Rock rules at rapping too. So for all Detroit listeners go Lions Panda care

W oh All right, that Peter Zyrko says ever heard of eight mile and yeah, you ever heard of eight miles yes, I have What else is going on all right in clip 12? He's got the rhymes and also he's the fucking mix master. Nice. Smokin' old pal cannabis. Yeah, I cannot miss. Don't even try to diss. You wanna be my cousin?

Yeah, you think I'm bluffin'? No I'm not. This is so much fun. Watch out, it's just begun No, I don't have a gun son Yo, I rise like the fucking sun Then I set like the moon It came around, oh it's real soon

Here it is, sit right down Watch out, listen to this funky sound Now on one hand, I can't do better Freestyling right now would be better than that but the same time I wouldn't try that yeah nobody should no definitely not I want to hear Patty puke water rip this guy This pantry it's not a bad idea. He's kind of killing it to team up What do you think of this pantry? It's not a bad idea. He's kind of killing it to team up All right in clip 13 We are going back to a video because it turns out that Rob does not just podcast

But in addition to that he makes some amazing cover songs So we're gonna hear what I got Gotta find a reason, reason things wrong. Gotta find a reason why my money's all gone. I got a Dalmatian. I can still get high. I can play the guitar. All right. Those are all his edits. You know that band Sublime where the only good thing was the singer's pleasant voice?

Let's just throw that out You're making a lot of friends today Socks I'm not getting rammed Good say no, I know he could throw that in the garbage the only part of the band that was people enjoyed but I Don't like that cover of it though. No, that's not great. I would agree with you on that alright So you guys brought Jerry Banfield alright? Move on that's right speaking of white rapper, and I forgot about our boy Jerry's putting out pumping out a song a day still All right, anything you want to wrap up with a lot people know they should vote for you. Yeah, check out cannabis

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And this week's Cringe of the Week comes from a familiar voice. This is, you know, the YouTube shorts they put out. And some people are very good at putting together just quick hits of funny things that they say and do on their shows. Stupid gluten-free. We're only on this planet for a few years. Why would you do that? Oh, do you have gluten-free pasta? Ah, yuck. How about you enjoy your pasta and then go to a salad the next day? How about you control it? Hey, do you have gluten free Opie?

Oh God! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, alternative ice cream, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, just don't eat as much. They don't call him Hot Take take open for no reason Wow and that's how it works right yeah wow he got him yeah right the thing was gluten is yeah just don't eat as much as really yeah he does no idea what he's talking about but doesn't stop producing this short and posting it on his channel

thinking that this is a fun hot take for people that they're going to enjoy all right I have a treat for us today. Do we have a Harrison Young Stinger or anything like that? That we do? Yeah, sure. Whoops. Harrison Young. Now, I might to miss this because this is from January, I

believe but our boyfriend of the show, Leah McAnee was a guest with Harrison Young. Christian Blatt's the most recent episode up there and actually if you check out who are these broadcasters from this week, which of course is

on the who are these podcasts YouTube channel under live videos. You can also find the podcast, wherever you get podcasts. Christian Blett was a guest and he had Eric Zane break down what he saw from the episode. And Eric Zane wasn't familiar with Harrison, so that was fun. But Liam McEnany was a guest with Harrison Young. And I watched this whole episode.

Liam did a fantastic job because he did what I like to do, which is switch the interview around and ask Harrison the questions because Liam's in there going, I'm not interesting, but this guy is. So I'm going to ask him a bunch of questions. And he got to the bottom of living room baseball. I am so excited about this because we've had a lot of questions. As you guys know, he has played thousands of seasons in his living room of this baseball game that he plays and he's won over 100 championships. We don't really

know how it works. So, William had a lot of questions and uh it starts with modest Harrison Young which you have to appreciate. You play a game called Living Room Baseball. That's true. You've been winning championships. You've won 71 championships 121 championships, so Wow, so I mean Percentage so what do you want to know about the game? It's a six game series. I play every day Championship I gotta win all six games. So I've done that 121 times in 19 years. That's pretty. That's very low. That's like money. But that's like a little less than one third of a year out of out of 19 years.

What? Do you guys follow that? What a way to put it. Third of a year. So he plays it every once a day then is what he's saying. There's one game a day. With six games. Well, he has to play six games for a series. So one series a day, I guess is the point. So he's won 121 championships over 19. Okay, he's doing great. It rarely happens. The craziest thing about his show is that it's like he's coming to us from 1968. Yes. What the fuck is going on? Even down to the colors that he chooses to wear. Absolutely. It's very 70s. Like wow, nobody, where do you even find a coat like that? Those were the

three colors in 1973. Right, right. I'm pretty sure he bought that coat from Stuttering John while he was working at the Salvation Army. I don't know where else you would find that style. Where'd he buy that skin? All right, so let's find out guys. He's gonna explain how this game works. This is the thing that we all wanted to know about Living room baseball. I told him I take it. I take a ball which is a cat toy. I throw it against the wall I take a bat which is an old broken off Scraper over the edge corn Okay, you got it the only way you can score is to him all right, and the only two ways you can get on right? You can get one over the fireplace. That's the area called the whole my area

We say the Pac-Man slam where I run so I could run for four bases before the boss laughs movement It has to buy us to be in the middle of the room In the area called the hit zone I Want to see that part. Dude, that's insane. Quick update before I address what we just heard. Christian Blatt says that Liam recorded this in January, but Harrison forgot to record his underwriters.

So when Christian was on, he reminded Harrison to record that and put it out. So we put out the same day as Chris. So this is brand new for all of us that we're seeing this okay I no wonder it escaped me for all this time all right so what he just explained was he throws the ball against the wall it bounces back he hits the ball with a broken ice the cat yeah he hits the cat toy with the broken ice scraper yeah and if it goes above the fireplace at the home run that's a run mm-hmm if it doesn't he has to start running around the bases in his living room.

And if he gets back home and the ball's still rolling, but it's also in the field of play, then that's a what he called a in the park grand slam. Well, yeah. How do you do it? Well, a grand slam refers to having the bases loaded in the park. Whole run. But whatever, I'm not going to get into semantics. I mean, it's his game. It bounces off the frame picture of his nephew. It's a triple word score.

Right. What are you not getting? I understand. OK. Checkmate. All right, so he's running around his living room, which is fascinating. That's the part.

I remember being a little kid and just trying to fill time and figure shit out. And I would make up baseball games and stuff like that like now I wouldn't be running around my living room as a child it's crazy so let's find out more of the rules and see listen closely because I want to make sure you guys are following this because I have a few follow-up questions I gotta hit it's less than a home run, then that means on the following bat I got to hit a home run or I'm going to give up a run based

on whatever the number of the hit was. So it's like a conversion thing like in football. You know, like if you, I mean to win every game if I just make contact out, it's going to get home runs, I'll win. But it doesn't work like that. You know I make it still better Yes, thousands of five and ones. He does that count as an owl? Weren't there once cats involved with this? Yeah, we doesn't cats anymore. Oh, okay. Yeah, but that was the other team back in the day So Are you guys following this? All right, but I like how Liam is. Yeah. So, after a short tangent,

I appreciate Liam gets him back on track. Alright, let's get back to this Living Room Baseball stuff. So, when you play Living Room Baseball and you win championships, do you hang banners around the living room or how do you sell them? I have sports sheets in my closet. I actually have 15 years worth of them in my closet. I started the game back on Wednesday Wednesday February 9th of 2005 in my old address okay the first four years I didn't keep score keep score of the games it wasn't until January 26 of 2009 which is now just about 15 years ago that I decided hey why don't I write why don't I keep score on paper and now I got a closet full of 15 years worth of

those sports sheets and I got enough room for like 30 more years if I played long enough Show off. I like his optimism The corpse of my dead mother out of the way a lot more score sheets in there The other outfield back Like the idea that there'd be batters posted. I think he's really missing an opportunity there. I think he should have like oh, that's a good idea should be penance everywhere, right? Yeah I can't believe I won that championship back in to September 2012. That was a hard fight. I remember that one. That was tough All right, so he almost didn't give it to me, but I convinced myself So he was on another show and they were talking about this baseball game and this other show wanted

to come and film him playing it, which yes, I do too. Absolutely. And he explains what happened with that. And I was actually doing one of my other stations about the game, you know, about my personal life. And I had no problem talking about the game. And they said, why don't you come over and we'll videotape you playing. I go, okay. And I got I go, I play shirt doll and I said well in it you know and then I think that kind of describes them That encourages me why not put a shirt on with the film crews that are also pantless, but shirtless Specify with the pants

Only one team you don't have to be shirts for skin right? I'm just thinking I'm like okay you you play shirtless when you're by yourself, but if the camera crew comes in I bet this guy doesn't own a t-shirt I wouldn't be surprised if Harrison Young's never put his quickly put the tie on Drives number 69 on his chest with a lipstick number 69 on his chest with a lipstick. He says he has to maintain league regulations, Carol. All right, fair enough. I don't, yeah, you don't want to have to like put an asterisk.

Oh, this was the day I wore a t-shirt, just like, you know, Barry Bod's juicing. Like, well, is 73 really the number? I don't know. No one really thinks of this. Okay. So this is some fun where we talk about, but is it just like baseball?

Because I'm starting to feel like maybe it's not the differences in real baseball. It's diamond shaped in my game. It's rectangular Okay, oh you saw you see that You saw the shape of that room Okay, I did see the shape of the room. I mean look a diamond is just a square turned on its side, right? Yeah, so it's basically the same. It's very similar to real baseball or cricket or anything we hit or stickball anything we hit a ball and run. I love that. He's like, well, you realize like a diamond is

just a square. So it's not that he's like, Yeah, that's a good point. You know what, actually, it's just like baseball. What? Or does he play nine innings? I'm very curious about if there's outs, like how does a game end? What determines that? He didn't get into that.

So you got his contact. I know I got to text him. He doesn't return texts. He just likes phone calls. But anyway, Liam, you did a great job. I had a few other questions, unfortunately. But one of the things that Harrison Young can do, his stupid human trick, and he likes to show off, he remembers exact dates and the day of the week.

He's got one of those superpowers. Fall out of her mind. I actually applied, I went to college in the 80s. I actually applied at Bristol on Tuesday, July 16th, or Monday, July 15th of 1985, but I didn't end up picking up school. So I've seen this on 60 Minutes before where they show these people who can memorize every day

Of their lives Mary Lee Henner. Yeah, right exactly. She was a part of that special I saw it 60 minutes like well, you know, when did you get your braces taken off? Oh was February 24th? This is a Friday and 1972 What a waste of a fucking superpower that I can't imagine that ever coming in handy For any scenario in your life where you would need to know what the day of the week was the date that something happened to worthless and who can check up on that shit. Well, people do. Oh, I think 60 minutes dead. I think they well okay besides 60 minutes. I'm like, but they could get away with that for a while. Yeah. There's someone else in the devil verse who can do that. I want to say Ray DeVito. Yeah, there's someone else in the devil verse who can do that.

I want to say Ray Devito. Yeah, it's that Ray man. But yeah, there's someone else who I saw recently who was like showing off that they can figure out anyway. Not the point. The point is today is the day of shout outs, everyone. As you know, aside from Drew Carey on the price is right. The other guy who loves shout out is our boy Harrison Young.

He always leaves five minutes at the end for shout outs. And Liam takes full advantage. Shout out to Christian Blatt, who wants to be a guest on this show. Your show. Oh, yeah. No, I have no show. You have a show. I have a show. I couldn't do this. I literally could not do this

Shout out to Carl. Yes Carl hamburger introduced me to this. I actually interviewed him a year ago today Wow, okay, so I'm in rarefied Anniversary Carl Tomorrow I do it was January for what? I'm like, hang on. It was, I have to do it. It was January 4th, 2023. Uh and uh shout out to you know, shout out to

Harrison Young. I like the Paco vibe at the end. Shout out to Harrison Young, that fool. Yeah. I feel like we need another shout out to you. So, I'm very excited that I've made the list of shout outs. I'm excited for Christian Blatt for getting to be on Harrison Young's show. Who would have thought that WATP and Jason Gass would still be on Harrison Young's show even a year plus out from the initial interview.

That is very exciting. There's another guy who does an interview show and I was actually on his show as well. The guy's name is Ryan Rebulcan and he used to do a show called One More Round, the Rocky series podcast. And so this was a podcast that Ryan did. Ryan's got some different interests in life and one of them being Rocky. And so he did the show about the movie Rocky. And he had on Joe Mattariz. Joe Mattariz was a guest. So Joe Mattariz is on with Ryan Rebulcan. And Ryan actually just posted this from five years ago. Ryan just posted this in our subreddit recently. My buddy Drew Lane was checking it out and he sent me a bunch of time saves like, oh you gotta check this out. It's kind of funny. So it starts off with a really boring question. Aida, where are you from? And Joe can't make that

easy of course. Well do you want to know where I'm from or where I grew up? I don't know what. Whatever. Just say something. Just tell me something about your background so we can get into it here. So then Joe made a recess and go through this whole explanation of what he was born in Philly. That's cool. But he grew up in Cherry Hill. That's not cool. Because that's like suburbia, rich white people lame, but he really from Philly, though, is born in Philly, whatever. You grew up in Cherry Hill, New

Jersey, moving on. And he has technical issues for the first two minutes to where there's an echo, and he can't get his headphones to work. Of course, somebody five years ago, we've all been doing the style of show for a very long time. So we get into the interview, and Ryan show doesn't usually get a lot of people watching the live stream and commenting, but because Joe Matteris is on people are attracted to the show. And so Ryan notices the chat is full of Joe Matteris trolls. And so Joe explains you got to ignore the chat. You can't look at the chat, Ryan. It seems like the majority of the chat people

are people that are wanting to talk about you, which is totally fine. That's why you're here. They're gonna ask you what to ask me. I know what they're gonna do, but something I've learned in the past, maybe two or three years, is you won't be able to even do the interview the way you want to do it if you're even looking at it

I don't even look at it. I just talk and whatever they want to write they write but I'm not looking at it I just here I am. I'm Being me and that's all I can do. So that's probably what you should do Even goes out to say like you can read that after the show, you know, let's not read it now You know, it's just gonna mess you up, you know, it's distracting. So don't look at all those people telling you what a loser I am. It's not necessary for this at all. Now, I'm going to draw a couple of parallels between Joe and stuttering John.

One of them is that I guess Joe did a show where he watched his appearance on the Craig Kilborn show. So similar to how Stuttering John, we don't play the clips on this show because it's so boring, but just yesterday, John was playing a clip of him on the Howard Stern show fucking with Beetlejuice. And it was such a lame bit and it went on way too long. And John's so proud of himself.

He's like, look at that intern was into me and he's pointing and he's oh, it's crazy They're watching your glory day stuff is so pathetic. I Can't wait to do it someday, but I'm gonna say it's very pathetic. That's what Sundays will be Maybe here's Saturday. I don't know Yeah, so 500 might be some of that so apparently Ryan watched Joe watching Joe on Craig Kilbourne. And so he brings this up and says, yeah, I noticed your, uh, your network TV debut. You're watching that on your show today.

And Joe has to correct him immediately, which is another stuttering Johnism. Oh yeah. I looked at your IMDb and I thought it was kind of cool that you did. And I watched you watch your first appearance on TV to the Craig Kilburn show Your first stand-up. How old were you there and how nervous were you to be on national TV in front of the millions of people? What's funny Craig Kilburn wasn't my first national TV? Appearance I talked about Jim Brewer network national television appearance like back then MTV VH1 were doing a lot of stand-up shows but they didn't consider those network television shows comedy

central like back then everybody was doing it comedy central's premium blend MTV would have comedian comedy shows VH1 I did a ton of these I must have done five different stand-up shows on MTV and maybe like One or two on VH one so immediately do his credits. Yeah, so I saw you run Craig Kilbourne Yeah, but I was on a lot of TV shows. I was on TV all the time In fact, I'll list them all for you. Yeah, since you brought it up. Yeah, all right, whatever you know what I love about his delivery his cadence? Yeah. Sounds like Shulie doing an impression of him. Yes. Right. Joe doesn't even sound like a

real person. No, I don't think he is. Sounds like someone doing a voice. It's a guy from Philadelphia. I'm not from Cherry Hill, New Jersey yet. Look at me over here. Oh, from Philadelphia. So then he talks about his appearance on David Letterman. And Ryan brings it up, he's like, oh yeah, I saw you on Letterman. Love Letterman. Joseph Gow is actually on two different times on Letterman.

And this is his big takeaway from his appearance on Letterman. The best moment on Letterman was the second time I did it. I had this expensive blazer on and I made a joke about the jacket and that I was gonna return it after I did the show was like in one of the jokes right and Letterman came over like saying that was Joe Mata Reese and like said we'll be right back after the commercial or whatever and we were still on the air and he goes nice nice jacket that's a doozy right he got a laugh after off of saying that to me and I

remembered as he said it I had the price tag in my pocket and I pulled the price tag out and showed it to the camera showing that I'm returning this baby right and that got a really and it made Dave laugh oh that that's all you really want as it could be like I was like I just made him laugh it wasn't off of my stand-up it was off of a real moment that just happened and that felt awesome so uh Wow it's fucking stuttering John over got totally the time he made David Letterman laugh. Yeah. And it's been all downhill from there.

It's crazy. It's crazy that's the anecdote he brings up. I made David Letterman laugh. And Stuttering John would have returned the blazer. Yeah, right. That's all very similar to that. And then Joe did too. Yeah, right.

So this is crazy because now Joe is showing off his memorabilia from the David Letterman show. If you saw the camera, if I could tilt the camera, you can look on my wall here. You broke the internet. Hold on. Wait for it. It's coming back. Does that say NYU? From when I did the late show. Both cue cards are on top of each other. One of them is a small blue one that he has on his table and the other one There below it is his cue card like he those he used the old-school cue cards. He didn't have a teleprompter

That's right. That's awesome. I would keep it too. That's really cool idea to keep the cue card It's really cool to frame the cue card and have it above your desk. That's not like what a loser would do it Oh, yeah, really impressive. I'll have a bronze deuce Kleenex that he I saw I fished out of his garbage can Here's that price tag. He left I Had the cameraman sighted So he's kept the cue cards, but then to just keep the cue cards has them framed up on the wall I it's better than like the dog obedience

I it's better than like the dog obedience. Yeah, it's less than that. Slightly, slightly. So then Ryan, Ryan doesn't know a lot about Joe Madares at all, but he's learning as he's reading the chat coming through. He's done some prep on this. So here's a question about the famous fixing Joe episode and the one that we just highlighted on the recent bonus show we did on WTP where he had Artie Lang, Jim Norton, Anthony Kumia

and so he explains the whole reason for the show he hired those cameramen, he had the band he was trying to pitch this, he wanted this to be a TV show he was trying to pitch this and make this into a TV show and I wanted to sell it as a television show. So I hired I hired a camera crew and I hired a monologue joke writer who's a friend of mine to write me some monologue stuff, which is funny because I remember making the comment.

But that was a good joke when he was doing the monologue part, which is very short, maybe like four or five jokes. And one of them was good. The guy, OK, we're off to a good start i had no idea hired a guy you're the comedian unbelievable it's funny because i didn't write it yeah and then uh a friend of mine came with a crew and filmed it and then we uh and then i booked those three comedians and I kind of because of those three comedians that were able to fill the club When you have these famous comedian friends, sometimes they're hard to get a hold of Just go to like even like you and I we talked a little bit before we started recording saying this is what it is This is what I'm gonna do. There was none of that with who I had.

And I'll say who it was. It was Anthony Kumia, Jim Norton, uh, and Artie Lang. So I couldn't get them on the phone. Like I was just nervous that they were going to even show up on time to do the taping. So there was no like, Hey man, I'm trying to do a demo here for a television show and this is what I'm looking for Like they thought they were just doing a podcast right right so they shit on me and shit on the podcast idea and

Which is what I wanted, but I wanted a little bit of advice too mixed in so we could take this and it have a story arc in the episode so I could pitch it as a show and it's really hard to pitch something as a show if your guests are telling you your idea for a show sucks so that kind of ruins the pitch so it was unusable well not totally usable for sure we found it used yeah A lot of people found a use for it for sure But if you guys remember if you listen to the bonus show I played What his setup was because like he says he presents a problem, and then let's discuss it with comics and try to make it interesting

Basically what he said is just those are enough hours in the day Go to bed late get up early and busy all day long. What are you supposed to do with that? Yeah, I know I mean tough crowd with Colin Quinn would laugh that premise out of the fucking room What do you mean? That's not a good jumping off point? So they all just goofed out of it's dead and you're telling me you can't tax those three guys I say just so you know I'm trying to pitch this to a television network When you at least have a tax to those guys about they know that there are like a million ways to show it up day Oh, you could have told them yeah five minutes before the show now. He had no opportunities wasn't his fault at all

He deserved everything he got no shit sleepy Joe so then So as I mentioned he had all these tech problems to begin with so then he takes the headphones off And then he decides to put his headphones back on. I'm gonna put headphones on now. Okay. Oh now I hear you way better. Yeah funny how that works huh? I suppose I could hear things better and then 35 seconds later. Went to therapy for many years and then finally started medicating the problems and how it made it a lot better but how it affected me those headphones suck okay so are you better a great job job this is your studio you're in why don't you have headphones that work I see like that's on you probably so then he's

talking about his anger issues and getting on medication and therapy and all that. And so Ryan asked specific about his anger issue and this is Joe's response to that. This it's fun talking to somebody that doesn't know me. So that would be like if you were talking to Artie Lang, you're like, oh, you were hooked on heroin. Then you'd be like, yeah, you don't know anything about me. But you're Joe Maderice.

This guy's like, oh, you took medication for your anger issues. Like everyone knows that. Not really. Not really Joe. I really enjoy talking to somebody that doesn't know what a giant loser I am. Stop reading the chat. Stop reading the chat More stuttering John stuff though. Just assuming. Yeah, right. Yeah, like being offended by the fact that you don't know how famous I am

I dabble in medication Dabble and anti-anxiety So this is the best part of this show. This is really the highlight for me. This is five years ago. I don't know what's going on with this. Maybe we'll get an update. But Joe was writing a play at the time of this podcast. I guess we need these questions. I'm currently writing a play where Rocky is connected to the play and synchronizes with my life. But if you're a Rocky fan, you know, the first Rocky movie or the first Rocky movie when he fights Spider Rico at the beginning and he's doing okay. And then Spider Rico head butts him and he beats the living shit out of the guy.

Right. And then goes into the locker room and has to get paid shit, right? Right. So, I mean, there were so many different moments in my career like that. Like, the comedians thought it was so great when someone would heckle me. I would like sweep the leg on a heckler.

I would take them out to the point where they had two choices, either to leave and feel defeated and cry or wait for me outside and want to kick the living shit out of me. You're a standup. You're not Rocky. This fucking guy is like, I'm writing a play. It's about how my life's exactly like the movie Rocky. It's not. I promise you that. But Philadelphia. He is from Philly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I promise you that. But Philadelphia.

He is from Philly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't know about Cherry Hill, but but it's close. It's a it's a suburb of Philadelphia. So he's got that going for him. And I've seen the way he deals with hecklers. He actually has a video out that's pretty recent, where it's like this drunk woman in the front didn't know she was getting herself into. And he called us something like perfect response to heck or something like that I watched it. It's so lame. He basically, you know, hey, I'm talking, you know, I'll do the jokes and then she talks again

He's just like lady. I need you to come down. We're doing a show right now This is not a good crowd response at all. I love the fact just like I crush it was so hard They want to kick my ass afterwards Yeah, the reason that they want to take your ass afterwards is not because of the response to heckle in That's not did you notice the two the two ways you can handle his response to a heckle is you can either leave or leave Yeah, I bet there's a third way which is just be like Go fuck yourself Joe. Yeah, or they can sit there wait for the headliner to come up, which is why they're at the first place all right, so apparently Joe thinks, you know, because you know, he does the Rocky impression. He's from

Philadelphia. He thinks this Rocky thing is really going to catch on. You know, Rocky's very popular. Yeah, 2018 or whatever this is. I'm as popular as Rocky five. That's what I'm trying to say. Yes. Beloved. What's great though is that people aren't picking up on how great this is going to be. He's having a hard time pitching this play idea for some reason. When you have when you go when you go rocky centric, how does this affect

your fans? Or do you draw more fans in with this? That's a good question. You know, well, I'm in Philadelphia doing that special. So, okay. One of the reasons why I wanted to do it in Philly and another reason why I like this play that I've been writing for a while. Like I had to explain to different like directors that I had read it, because they didn't get it or like understand what I was trying to do.

And I go, you're not understanding. I go, I'm putting this up in Philadelphia. I'm not putting this up in Iowa. Like this is gonna go up in Philly and people know all this stuff there. They just do. Yeah, everyone else is stupid. No one gets you, Joe.

Nobody outside of Philadelphia has heard of Rocky before. It's so insane. It's a play that he's writing. He's writing a play about the parallels between his life and the movie Rocky and when he pitches those people they say I don't Think that's gonna be a pretty yeah people like Rocky. They don't like you Yeah, so I'm not really sure why that's gonna work And he's just like these people are all fucking idiots my uncle Vito is just like Burgess Meredith So if you had met him you'd get it. Oh, you didn't meet him. Well. That's not you

All right, so then Joe has to remind Ryan not to read the chat. Because you as the comedian is so committed to it, it translates. So like I said, it's the same with if you read a chat room while you're talking in an interview, it's gonna fuck you up. But if you really connect to what you're saying and you don't worry about

what anybody thinks, it becomes funny to everybody. So he kind of snuck that in there because he's explaining. He's just like, listen, even if people aren't into Rocky, I just do such a great job with that, that people get into it either way. So then right continues to read the chat and then transitions from there to asking about this one man show that Joe was putting together and it's a little bit different than most one man shows that you might see. This is good. I like it. I like the interaction these

guys are doing. They have a tough love for you it seems. I'm not sure why, but, um, so I want you to end this interview though, going through that play that you're talking about and can you just clarify for me? Cause I'm a little bit confused as to exactly what it is. He says it's a one man show. Well it's a one man show, but there'll be actors in it. Like there'll be an actress playing my wife. There'll be an actor playing you know my my my friend there's then there's gonna be they'll be playing other people my friend of my

life it's similar to one fan show rocky in a way and acknowledging the similarities by the way I have a friend who messaged me the other day was friends one fan show rocky in a way and acknowledging the similarities. By the way, I have a friend who messaged me the other day was friends with Joe Matteris. Yeah. And he messaged me. He was watching one of our videos goofing at Joe and he goes, don't ever stop doing this. He goes, Joe's a great guy. I love hanging out with him, but never stopped doing this. And I even said to him, Joe seems like a nice enough guy.

I'm sure I would enjoy his company if we were hanging out together. Yeah, you know he's harmless. It's fine, but he's so bad at everything one man show multiple actors culminates in an interview with a guy in a blanket fort Perfect this must be around the time that Colin Quinn was doing those one-man shows So he just thinks that that's like popular. I'll do one of those too, except for I'll do a better. I'll do it with more men. Like you saw KB getting super chants. He's like, oh, I can do this. Right. I got this. Yes. Very similar to that. He's insane. But I do want to see this play. Oh yeah. If this

play gets made or got made, I need to see it. I'll pay any amount of money. I'll pay money just to read the script. I didn't have to see the play I want to see Harrison Young play baseball and then go see this play. Oh my gosh, that's a night in Philadelphia And then go to pick But we want to know because the all these parallels between his life and Rocky Like what about the running up the steps part? What would you equate in your life? What was running up the steps?

What is my running the steps moment in my life? You know, what is my, who is my Apollo Creed? What is my Apollo Creed? And like telling those stories, you know. America's got talent, like setting me up and then dropping me down, like telling the story of that and how that it can be similar to a rocky thing. And like, what is my going the distance? What am I trying to

do? What does that represent to me? Of course it's America's got talent. I was on TV that one time. That's kind of like that. I really wanted the answer to be that he ran up the steps. That would've been fun. That was what I was hoping for. That's what I was expecting. That would've been very funny. And Joe says he's been writing this for a long time. It sounds like he's still not done. Yeah. He's still workshopping it a little bit. Yeah. Alright. So, one more

clip from this and it turns out that Joe is a victim of Hollywood Just like a lot of these guys, you know, Hollywood will chew you up and spit you out Because he had a development deal He was making the big bucks One of the biggest amounts of money I ever made I got this development deal with Will Smith's production company years ago and I switched managers because this manager wanted me and I did it and he made me that money like within a month and it's like I know he wanted to manage me because he had the connection

already he knew the guy he already had a development deal he was representing Nick Cannon and he was like well here's another young guy who I could probably score some money for and then I'll take my cut and then he got his cut and then he became a shitty manager again you know after he got his percentage he even said to me once he goes just so you know if you're if this sitcom that we're about to make doesn't get picked up, we're not going to be hanging out that much. Not as much as we've been hanging out. We were like friends and he told me that I was like, there is no more LA moment than that.

Guess what, Joe? You weren't friends. You might've thought you were friends. He didn't. This is what salespeople do. They make you feel like you're important until they don't need you anymore. They don't give a fuck about you. Isn't that kind of sad though?

Yeah. He had a whole development deal. He was going to be a big shot in Hollywood. He's telling his wife, hey, take a month off. I got this. Then he ran out. I was like, no, no, no, keep working. It's also sad that he's like, yeah, this guy really wanted me as if the previous guy did

not want him at all. He's had a tough time with managers I'm getting the sense from a lot of the stories that he tells yeah Cuz there's the episode we watched that was just from a week or two ago where he's a guy I just fired my manager. Yeah, because oh, but it was mutual Probably like by the fifth email if you don't respond to this email. Yeah, you're no longer Managing me sir Joe. It's not you. It's me. I developed a sitcom called Number One Son, but it turned out there was already another show like that.

Speaking of which, he did not do a show this week, so he decided to post an old episode of his podcast from this same studio that he's in here. Studio. He had Kevin Brennan on as a guest. Oh. Yes. And so I really need to dig through this, but I wanted to play this one clip

where he's talking to Kevin Brennan about the Kevin Brennan roast. Now, of course, the Kevin Brennan roast, in my mind, it's all about Chad Suma. Yes. And what a terrible job Chad did on that roast. But it turns out that Kevin Brennan, the reason why he came off the way that he did

on his own roast is because he made Adam Hinnicker edit out all of his bombs. And he admits it right here. So I put her at the end, just so I make it easier for me to follow her and Tom Cassidy. And then they both crushed. They just fucking crushed. And I was like, literally by the time Tom Cassidy was up there, I was genuinely pissed at how well he was doing at my own rose, because I'm like, I know I won't be able to follow it. And plus, I put in everybody was reading off notes.

I couldn't read off notes because then I had my glasses on and I didn't want to do my glasses on. So I was kind of going from memory and you know, and the jokes I'd never done before. So I was like, God damn it. And I just wanted to follow people who would kind of do okay. And then I would do great and literally, you know, they saved my set.

Adam saved my set because he edited it well. I just told him, just take out any joke that doesn't get a laugh, you know, which is like half of mine. And, but Patty's. Fucking guy. That's funny to say. Joke that doesn't get a laugh you know which is like half of mine and Fucking guy that's funny to say always got excuses though He's always got excuses for why he's not as funny as the other people I can't could wear my glasses Yeah, I didn't know my joke. I didn't want to look like a fucking nerd so I just bombed it Yeah, just made Adam clean it up for me

Unbelievable only only KB, so we'll be checking into that. I'm sure. I do have another segment that I want to get into. And we're gonna keep it short today. I say that all the time. Yeah, you do. But I swear because this is getting covered to death across the dabble verse. So we're gonna keep it short today. Gagiya! And to help us review what Sitter and John's been up to this week, we have our friends, Tookie. Haka haka! What's up, Tookie? And a very special visit from Cardiff Electric! That's me.

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copy the Carlson and Rochester, New York for subreddit surfing live. Give me a number between 1 and 78. 63. There's 78 fucking jokes. God damn you. So all apologies for getting bumped by this, I'm just saying. What? What's the difference between a tire and a bag of 365 used condoms?

What? One's a good year, the other's a great all-you-can-eat buffet. Tickets now at carlsoncomedy.com. Well thanks for coming out, Cardiff. We gotta call it. Alright, what I want to key in on because people are talking about stuttering John on, Carter. Yeah, I can see him. We gotta call it. Alright. What I want to key in on because people are talking about stuttering John as a substitute teacher again. He lied about it.

We uncovered it. Truly really with the photograph that he obtained was able to back John into the corner and get John to also admit all of these things he's lying about all the time. And it really John is having a Chad Zumock moment now where he's lying about everything he's piling lies on top of lies and it's getting kind of stupid. But he is we get it right. Yeah, what I want to key in on is John's health It's not good. There are some serious problems going on He started off his show on monday with this this shirt on right? Yeah, I guess it is. I don't even know anymore I borrowed this shirt from my brother-in-law when I was in manhattan Not feeling that well today.

I thought that's not called borrowing a shirt. Yeah, I heard this from my brother-in-law. Now you're back in LA. Yeah, you stole it. And you can only borrow within state lines. Maybe a tri-state area in a pitch. I'm feeling that well today. I fucking stayed in bed all day. I don't know. This has happened twice

now. It happened on Saturday and now it happened again today. I don't think I'm getting a proper sleep. Skola. I don't think that's what the problem is. But it's really I'm like I just like I don't know. I think maybe I didn't take my colonic and if you don't take Kalan opinion, you start having like fucking seizures. And that's where you could have a seizure, but you start getting loopy. And I was feeling a little loopy. That's interesting because on Saturday, John didn't put out a podcast. So we had to take

advantage of not podcasting because he wasn't feeling well by putting out a tweet saying he's leaving the devil verse Then taking all his videos down, you know, he loves to play this thing John. It's a rerun. We've seen that before No one's buying it. It's it's stupid that you keep doing this But it turns out he just wasn't feeling well and that's interesting to me because on Sunday he came on the show and you know again talking about how he's not an alcoholic He's like I haven't drank any beers today, and I didn't drink any beers yesterday. It's like well you were bedridden You know you weren't feeling well You were you were down and then he says well. I'm not getting enough sleep, or I didn't think my colonipin I think that's something to do with the heart issues that he's he's the one who's told us about this low blood pressure

Yeah, right. I mean this is Not to bring up Anthony again with someone that Anthony talked about where he was getting very lethargic Before he did have the major event the legend the quadruple bypass So I'm worried about John here because it seems like similar symptoms are going on He's gonna start like brushing his hair back, and it's just gonna start coming out in chunks Yeah, it looks like Bill Murray and Kingpin I'm falling apart not as funny, but live on the internet It's so bad. He's so tired now. It's so bad. He can't even muster up the energy to sue Vince

So in Vince He can't even muster up the energy to sue Vince Vince I Would have done it today, but I was just like I didn't even know I was gonna do show it sounds like man You know, I don't know what it is. I just feel like I'm in Twilight Maybe I'm having a heart attack who the fuck knows one of those What those long weekend. What are those long weekend heart attacks that people have? Starts on a Thursday by Monday or kind of done with it, but still going.

So this is obviously already something we've talked about the whole lawsuit. John's going to sue Vince because I say that Vince is muttering Jay will address a little bit of that coming up. It's so stupid. Well, let me say this now just because John is saying well, Vince is saying that he can sue me for saying that I have evidence that he's muttering Jay because muttering Jay reached out to John's employer. So there doesn't have to be any damages. He can sue me regardless. And then John came out and said, Well, I think that Vince is

muttering Jay. So I went, Well, that's gonna fuck things up because now Vince is gonna have to sue you too. Well, John actually decided to take it a step further. He says, if Vince is everybody knows is muttering Jay, thanks to Lady K and shit wire, then Vince got me fired from my job. This has cost me emotional hardship and hundreds of thousands of dollars. Nobody should ever use,

and he talks about his law practice again, because he betrays his clients. No, I've never brought up his law practice. I've never brought up his last name. This seems like a lot more damaging and damning if this really were, much damaging and damming Than anything that I've ever done. No, this doesn't that count Carl because he is in a Twitter war The lawyer and I don't know I can't

Any of this crap anymore? It's gotten so stupid because we proved that he didn't get fired because he's working as a substitute teacher For the LA Unified School District. I can't wait till he just sues himself. Yeah, he's just like over with somebody. God, for Stuttery. Yeah. Sue somebody, please. We're waiting for it.

So talking about his health, I think one of the issues here is that he's a very poor diet. He's not doing himself any favors with what he's consuming between the beers and his new favorite breakfast, and sure. I don't know. I'm drinking these insurers. I had two insurers today. We're trying to lose weight for the ladies. Do you guys know what insure does? It's protein. It's a, yeah. Protein drink? It's a ton of calories. It's for people who aren't able to eat

because of illnesses they have. It's a meal replacement, not a meal additive. Right. And he acts like it's SlimFast. Yeah. It doesn't insure anything. Yeah, it turns out. It's not sure he's gonna insure.

He's like, I'm dying. So he goes on to talk about this this insurer and How it's not working very well. Thank you for the tube. Oh my good buddy penis wrinkle Truffle show I didn't continue to drink when your heart is clogged Good question penis wrinkle. It's not that it's okay You have to understand something I Just got all my blood work done. Everything's fine.

I know what's going on. I know why I'm not feeling well. You do? Because I'm not eating. That's why. Essentially, those insurers, they work for my mom, but they don't work for me as well. You know, you drink one of those things it's like okay your mom's it or 80

For yes, what happened what happened to that one vegetable tray that he Joey vegetables go bad I'm drinking all this insure and taking all this estrogen supplements and I borrowed from my mother. Yeah. You know, you drink one of those things and it's like, okay. It just ain't working. And I really gotta just, I don't know. I guess I guy just fucking

Yeah, just not eating so I'm trying to do ensure instead it's not working so I guess I gotta exercise more Extremely telling like he's not he just made like he's not eating he's in the alcoholic phase where he's even drinking his meals Yeah, like everything's a beverage now people that are in good shape eat more actually right you have to eat more to get into shape Starving yourself and wasting away until you turn gray. He's not wasting away He's a drunkorexic now drunkorexic. I know what he needs. What's that? He needs a good multivitamin. That'll cure him. It worked for my mom, I don't know. I'm sure that'll do it.

Oh, I need a good hike. So listen to how he ends this little bit. I guess I gotta just fucking exercise more, but if I start walking outside, you guys will be taking pictures again. It's go Excuse think we got the one picture we need This fucking guy always has an excuse for why I can't exercise Remember was just a week or two ago. He was at the gym every day and now it's only way you can exercise by walking

But paparazzi so All these fatso's their answer to their problems is always I have to walk It's always the right least you could possibly do Chad They all just go I gotta go for a walk. That's what the answer to all my problems like a divorced woman getting her hair done like change your haircut All my problems like a divorced woman getting her hair done like change your haircut Few pounds overweight, but I got a mani-patti

Hit the clubs see what happens All right, so John thinks that Maybe it's the insurer. That's the problem. Maybe there's other things you can try oh Nechi there's three different seed oils and insure bad. Yeah. Well, I'm done. How about boost? I tried Two of those shakes and in a sensible dinner Hey, what about Walmart's great value meal replacement beverage? Chocolate and hazelnut flavor. I don't like hazelnut. Is this guy talking to a doctor?

Where is he getting this information? Dr. Mickelob. Because the craziest part is, as he's talking about how he needs to lose weight and he's drinking Insurer and he's trying Boosts and all these different things. When the next day on Tuesday, he has Vince the lawyer on and he's talking about his diet again. Elver Galagao. Thanks for the five bucks. John is clearly under the influence of maggot infested tropical. Can I did

have tropical? Oh, J. How did you know? I made three eggs, four slices of bacon, no bread, Vince, no bread. So three eggs, egg whites or regular eggs? Regular eggs, I don't believe that. If you could take out the yolk, you would eliminate like 70% of the calories. I mean, you've got to stay below 1,000 calories with all your food intake if you're just

going to drink 10 beers. Or you could do something crazy, cut down on the beer intake. Are you crazy? How was class today what John is not understanding here? Obviously is no bread cutting out carbs, but I drank OJ Yeah, that's all the sugar That's that's all the loaves of bread. Do you need right there is drinking orange juice or drinking ten beers is like eating two loaves of bread It's all carbs and calories your car

It's not it's not it's not a good replacement For bread if you're trying to lose weight the bacon and the eggs So he's eating these things that are high in calories, and he's like I just can't lose weight I don't know what it is. I cut out toast. What else can I do doc? I don't know Fucking starving shut up He's interweaving like four diets he's heard of yeah, right. I'm i'm keto For 8 15 then 8 15. I switched to vegetarian. Yeah The only thing he's not doing issues going on. He needs to get looked at. So John explains it's guys, you're stupid. It's it's obviously not his heart. Old Craig. Thanks for the keep drinking. That will help your

heart. I'm not worried about my heart. I'm worried about my head. This whole thing could be an OCD anxiety attack. You ever think you're gonna have to old Craig? OCD. Just it's amazing how we can just use that as an excuse for all of his problems in life. Yeah, incredible Yeah, it's a fibromyalgia of alcoholism Bring his kids up. Well, it's funny say that That is what's coming up back we were overdue but it's crazy to me that all of a sudden he's talking about all these elements

He's tired. He's got these issues and so I's like, hey man, you should probably quit drinking or cut back on your drinking if you have any heart issues. No, it's probably just on my head. I'm sure I'm perfectly fine. The alcohol flushes the heart valves out. That's true. Yes, I've read that somewhere in a book. Thank God.

All right, so that it, this is interesting. John's ready with the can. Thanks for the talks. You say you were visiting Lily last month, Larry, supposed to be in February. It was. Okay, so John was supposed to visit with his daughter Lily in February.

Let's find out what happened. It was, but then I forget what she had. She had, well, first she had the flu and then she had something else that she had to do, I forget. So then she said, you know April May Anyway, Oh Craig them two us Was one week of February that she couldn't do so first off. I love that he goes. I'm not sure why yeah

You know, it sounds like he got blown off. He had the flu or contempt for father And then I love the fact that it's like April or May, which is similar to that chick who blew him off a few years ago. She's like, I'm really busy this month. What's your summer look like? You know? But do you think go off on the league like you did Mike Bush, Eddie, because he got very upset with like Bush, Eddie for blowing him off. I didn't see him do devote two episodes in a row to really blowing him off for some reason. Do you

think it was it happened to be Super Bowl weekend? Lily wanted to spend time with Dad. Oh, and yeah, because she didn't know. And he's just like, oh, I'm going to be an AC. She maybe saw him what he's doing instead of spending the weekend with her. She's like, Dad, I was going to bring Coke. We could have hung out. I go hang out with Donna the dad and do Coke with her. We could have been doing coke together. I'm driving six hours to get

food anyway. I might as well stop by your place. Obviously we're joking. I'm concerned about John's relationship with his daughter, but we don't know anything. All we know is what John tells us on his show. So hopefully things are going well. It doesn't sound like they are. So John is being told that he is looking very foolish for lying all the time. And the substitute teacher thing is just the latest. And so John has to pretend that he's making up the lies for the children, obviously.

It's not about him. Carl, Eric Hansen. Thanks for the Swedish Corona 200. Just admit you a teaching giant. This guy's from Sweden. He's involved in a double verse. It seems nothing you can say can be taken at face value. Everything is either a lie or an exaggeration. In the time where everything can be looked up, you just keep looking silly for lying. First of all this and if I were

let's say I were teaching I don't want to why would I want to you know on my. It's a big issue that we actually start starting to stab her. Yeah, concern protecting the kids and that is my concern. That that is why, like, this is not, you know, this is silly for the shit way to do. And protecting your paycheck has nothing to do with it. Vince, I'm going to be honest with you. And I know you shouldn't say that. It's what Tom Shiasano used to say. I make quadruple doing this, then I do. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He was making six figures as a substitute teacher.

He bragged about it for months, $106,000, but he makes quadruple podcasting, which we can kind of figure out how much he makes podcasting because he bragged about that $5,000 he made that one month and he wouldn't shut up about it, which we put him at 60,000. So it's quadruple that, that would be a lot less than a hundred and six Well, he's not a math substitute teacher. He is actually I

Do if I were teaching? If I were teaching, you know, cuz there's no real long-term subs. All right, so I watched you to pick up on something I'm becoming a body language expert with this asshole. So he realized he's like, oh shit. I've been bragging about much money I make substitute teaching and I got this lawsuit where I said I'm losing seven-figure lawsuit I'm losing all this money for getting fired. So as soon as he goes, I make way more money podcast He thought that was a big bragging. He's like, oh fuck that fucks up a lot of other things I said, this is the problem with piling lies on lies John It's very difficult to have a conversation with people but watch how he starts scratching his face when he realizes

Oh shit and says oh well'm there's no more long term substitute teaching jobs. Yes, then I do. If I were teaching, if I were teaching, you know, because there's no real long term subs. So, you know, anymore, they've, they've kind of done away with that for the most part, not like consciously, it's just, so, you know, so you make a lot less. So it really wouldn't be it. So even if I were doing it, it's it financially, it's not really going to hurt me the way you're not. So I kind of believe that to be the case because you can look up the pay the teachers make in California because they work for us or people of California matter. And so somebody pulled this up. This was-

Yeah, I saw that. This is 2022. So this isn't the last year. He made $16,000 teaching. Wah wah. I mean, this is not- So could he make quadruple that podcasting, I hope? Yeah.

Carl, I'm so disappointed in California. I know! No, that they would have a website listing the amounts of money all the parents of trans kids make. Yeah! It's horrendous! Trans parents in California! How dare they? Ridiculous.

Besides, everyone knows John made all his money in Uber. Yeah, that's correct yes all right that's uh very embarrassing for him and he needs to stop making up lies because he's not good at it and so now he's trying to say because shuly showed the photo of him teaching and so it's out there that he's back to substitute teaching again now he he's jumping to a conclusion that Shuley and I get pulled in on this too, are trying to get him fired from his job, which is of course not the case. Given what the clouds at WATP and Shuley have done in the past, I wouldn't tell them anything either.

Never mess with a man's job. I agree. Like Carl says, Lady K says it's an act of violence unless it's concerning me, then he doesn't care both Shulie and I have said many times not to fuck with you in real life not to contact the school district that it's not fun To ruin someone's life and get their gigs cancelled. There's no comedy in that There's no entertainment value in that we say it over and over again John actively reaches out to my patreon tries to get me shut down

John actively reaches out to my patron, tries to get me shut down, brags about having a meeting with patron on the air, and I'm gonna be upset because of terms of service, and trying to threaten me with all this shit. Very, very different than us pointing out that John's a liar. A liar, liar, pants on fire. Very different. But in John and Kevin Brennan, there's the same thing, where he's like, oh, Carl, is the show on at four o'clock? Act of violence!

No, no, no. There's a very big difference in trying to get my Patreon shut down, which we make significant money on, and pointing out that you're a liar about teaching children at school. And thankfully, Vince calls him out on this. John, if you would teach, hypocrite. John, if you are teaching or not, we don't care.

Do you, do you, brother? Show you're great with kids, these guys are crossing the line. Thanks, RP. Thank you very much. Well, then that brings up the point. You did contact. Do you bought do you do you brother right show you're great with kids these guys across the line? Thanks RP? Thank you very much. Well then that brings up the point you did contact Arby if I ever see you ever in my town in my city you come out and the beers are on me So for 10 bucks you get a trumpet for a hundred bucks you get promised if he's ever In the same town as you

Beers on him. I wonder if you'll even sign the stutter John action figure in our peas avatar. I hope so And action figures in a lot better shape than the actual guy I Just love the idea that he thinks that everyone's pining to have a couple pints with stuttering John Melendez I can't think of a worse afternoon. Yeah, Chad Chad does the same thing when he gets a big super chat He's like oh, dude. Tell me your size, and I'll send you a t-shirt Well, at least a t-shirt. It's something that was so would wear John's Feel your identity

I just need your social security never and I'll send you a shirt They feel guilty they get these high super chats and they're like oh, I need to do anything to deserve that But you know as well as I do to key that John's also looking for friends of course that's what it's all about This is like the my little pony hurts that's what this is turning into If you do contact Patreon and car was on patreon you did attempt to eliminate a source of his income. Yes, very good Vince, thank you for bringing that up because that's very different going after my source of income directly, very different

than us pointing out that you're lying and that you are a substitute teacher even though you say that you're not a substitute teacher. So then John has to once again, go back to this lie. I'll call it the great lie because this is what John is turning this into now. The great lie that we posted his book on Patreon. I never did that. John is lying about it because it

keeps changing how people saw that I posted it there. The proof that he has everything keeps changing. And I'll say this, even if I did, it would equate to $0 loss for Stuttering John. There's no overlap between actual Stuttering John fans and W ATP fans. That Venn diagram does not overlap at all. So it wouldn't matter. It would be like I was gonna buy the book, but Carlos Patreon gave it to me for free. To the fucking idiot. But this is him. Performative, John. Now I take it away, John. Let's see your performance. How upset you are with me. Okay, here we go. Yeah, man. He had an mp3 in my book I don't give a fuck if you don't believe it my publisher saw it. I saw it my friend saw it and Audible saw it we all it saw

It saw there's no R Saw and I wouldn't point that out, but he talks about the way I talk all the fucking time, but saw it saw it saw it So he's also He's also talking about all these people seeing an audiobook The audiobook well, that's a good point because I remember when he showed the link to Vinnie Paulino And he goes here's the proof right here And it was literally labeled our fifth episode that we were talking about this book dot mp3 and many goes well That's probably the name of the episode They put out. Nope. You're wrong

So when he says other people saw it is he sending out the same proof? It's sore that he showed to Vinnie Paulino because he's that stupid. Yeah, maybe maybe not even that if you don't believe it My publisher saw it. I saw it my friend saw it and Audible saw it. We all clicked on it. We all could you have we all clicked on it Now everyone's clicking on it do audible Audible is clicking out of there. Fuck about you Sorry, patreon saw he's taking money away from me. That is not allowed Vince You can't take a source of income away from me now. There's something called cause and action I like when Carl said it. I don't remember exactly what he what he said, but yeah

Yeah, I mixed up them too. Doesn't matter You're on a roll there for a second cause of action I Think if he really wants to make his point he should be talking about the numbers that he was making on that book Yeah, for you allegedly released good point. No one's advertised his book more than I have. Yeah. If anything, I've seen people post photos of them where they find his book and bookstores and they post photos on social media like, Hey, look what I found. They wouldn't have bought this fucking book if I had been promoting this shit out of it. Look what I found. Three years dumpster behind a library. I'm not saying all of them

were purchased, but you get the point. You know what I mean? This is a fun little super chat that comes in I thought dudes from New York hate rats John is the biggest right of ever seen always calling cops boys and that's people I told you that this morning. I don't think you should write out that kid that took the picture. Oh I don't I mean, I'm just saying that could happen that someone sends this picture into them I don't, I mean, I'm just saying that could happen. Someone sends this picture into them. Super chat. So that's another thing where John says,

Shuley, don't show the photo of me teaching because if you do, you're not allowed to take photos in class and we'll find out, we'll triangulate who is sitting in one seat to take that photo. Yeah, and then we'll get the kid in trouble. And he even says the other kid who took a photo of him, they had to take their Twitter account down because they got in trouble So John's getting these kids in trouble for taking photos of them according to Joe

She's a lie because everything's a lie and then he says so it's all stupid. He's trying to get surely to feel bad How many staff meetings is John caused? Oh the role in the TV? Okay? Listen up teachers, but speaking of a rat, look at what john just posted. I think today, dear at YouTube at team YouTube at YouTube creators, this show is asking people to try and get me fired. If this is not bullying and cyber harassment, I don't know what is. So john is trying to tattletale once again on Shuley

to try to get whatever Shuley's channel taken down. No one's trying to get you fired, John. We're just pointing out that you're a liar. Stop lying. Just say, yeah, I'm going back to substitute. If he would have came on the air, remember he came back to his 11 a.m. time slot after AC, and then he goes, I'm not getting as many super chats.

I'm gonna go back to 3.30. He could have just said, guys, I'm really excited. I'm picking up some substitute teaching jobs again. So I'm happy to help the kids. They need me. And so I'm going to start doing 330. Would people have made fun of that? I can't even imagine.

A little bit. A little bit because he suddenly got fired. But it's slightly more noble. But if he had never lied about getting fired in the first place because he didn't he didn't get fired in the first place obviously And so this would have been fine No one would have had a problem with this because he keeps fucking lying so YouTube's response But also if he just said it nobody would be hunting for the evidence correct Rapidly yeah, we wouldn't be looking for photos to come out YouTube responds, if you've already reported the video through our official reporting tool, our team has received it. And it's either in the process of reviewing the content or has already completed the review. Yes. Karen, Karen. Yeah, you've already spoken to the manager. But it's funny how many people have shown evidence. Like this is just from a forum somewhere that showed up more of a personality than a star but my kid had stuttering John of Howard Stern fame as

a substitute teacher in his math class last week like this is going to show up all over the place John even people aren't in the devil verse when you're telling the students you're stuttering job now we're searching they're gonna go home and tell their parents the parents are gonna tweet about it write about it on reddit he's so stupid Molly from the original Annie. Let's go bully her I just pulled the screenshot as I was out of the job today. He looks like a cartoon monster He looks like the Grinch yeah He looks like the Grinch. Yeah, little gargamel going on.

Thought up a lie and he thought it up quick. Look at this fucking guy. He's got a plan. That's for sure. He'll rue the day. They crossed one stuttering Edward Melendez. All right. This is one more clip that I have, because again, John is claiming that he's

suing Vince for being muttering Jay, but it doesn't help his lawsuit if he also admits he doesn't think that Vince is muttering Jay. Baby Yaga! You're friends with MJ, you compliment him. Not friends with muttering Jay. Some of his I don't even know who muttering Jay is. Do I think he's a great reporter? Yeah. I thought you knew that it was Vince the Lawyer, John. Remember? We got to keep our facts straight here. If we're gonna win this lawsuit, you're killing me. It's getting very bad at this. I've noticed. What do you guys on on what's going on John because I said it on the last episode we did

I'll say it again. He started to take the Chad Zumach route where I'm just kind of going like Alright, this is just getting stupid now because it's just lying about everything all the time So nothing that he says is interesting anymore. Yeah, it's a little it's it's it's a lot of that now I'm glad the live show Saturday marks the night that Carlson comedy.com couldn't have come at a better time because it'll give me a distraction from him for a week. But I know in a week's time I'm going to be right back in. Oh yeah. He's going to do something that's going to pull me right back. We got point devil point going up on this channel on Friday at four o'clock.

So tune in for that. We'll be talking about the week at Stutter John. It's another interesting week. He got busted. He's threatening people's families now. He's really going after Shulie's wife and his family. So, I mean, it's that part of it's interesting. I just find most of his show so boring and mundane now. If you think you're going to get a break from Stuttering John at the March 9th live event, you might be disappointed

That's right by the apologies package Hosted by Andy Kupal like it Joe six pack. I'll be on the show as well will be Very stuttering John heavy what I did needs talk to you about that anyway after the show, okay? I need you to buy ten more tickets anyway Andy after the show okay I need you to buy ten more tickets yeah Tuki what's your take on all of this? Honestly I'm way ahead of you guys I haven't watched any John this week like school stuff is that true like is he a substitute teacher now because I saw the picture but yeah I haven't followed any of it honestly yeah so I've gotten my insider gives me information and he let me know the school that John's teaching us. So even before this photo came up, I had seen other messages on the internet. People saying, Hey, I'm

studying. John taught my kids class like the one I showed other ones showed up to. And I got information about the school he was teaching at. And then Vince or someone asked him about that school. And John did is, I that's a high school in Hollywood yes it is like John why is your face so itchy yeah things have just gotten way too repetitive I literally was taking the week off from John and this isn't just a nice way of saying don't ask me to do your point, dabble point show on Friday. But it is also that. Yeah. Toogie, you are off the hook for point, dabble point, because you are going to

be in Largo, Florida, March 22nd, along with Cardiff electric. And that's going to be a fun live show that we're all going to be doing together. WTP live.com for tickets for that show. All right. This time I want to bring in Annie, our review girl and Tukey's girlfriend. Oh, my Annie. Hello. Hey.

Hello. Put you two next to each other. Close together, Annie. Annie got her hair did. Yeah, it looks beautiful. I did. Thank you. I wanted to get it ready for Largo on March 22nd

That's awesome Welcome to who said it the official podcast game on W ATP brought to you by patreon.com slash Cardiff electric and the card of electric YouTube channel subscribe today All right everybody act surprised Who said Our first entry who said it I text your lips Layers of comedy I do it for you car. I You're doing a great job, Carl.

Let's get into the game. Who said it? I text back immediately. In case I'm flaky. And I forget. Who said it? Kate Meade. I was joking, she really is on the list.

I know it's not her. She wasn't part of the dabbleverse where this was recorded. I text back immediately. No this is new. Oh this is new? Yeah I just used the intro. No, the intro is from the old. Just the intro is old. And countdown? Yes on the countdown. Okay. Well okay. Production elements are recycled. Gotcha okay in that case i'm going with zoomock i'm going to say chad said that i know i said cate but i'm changing my mind assholes get over it lucy you look like you got an answer for us for those listening what are the options oh thank you the options are chad zoomock opi greg opi hughes joe mattress kb kate meany and Stuttering John Melendez.

I hate that you have six choices. It makes it very difficult. Yes. All right, Lucy. I'm going to go with Joe. You got Joe. All right. Andy Q. Public.

Kate. Annie. I don't know, so I'm going to go with Stuttering John. I like it. Tukey. I'm going to go with Jersey's own Joe Manaree. Jerry Hill opening up a White Castle. I went with Joe.

All right, let's find out. Two, three. Some people just take a lot of comedians. Like when I get texts, Mike, I text back immediately in case I'm flaky and I forget I just always text back you can say one of them I'll say it cuz I don't care who Bill Cosby yeah Bill Cosby said no can you believe it I'm believe I can't believe he can even see the text that's the phone to text no or god damn it I remember that part from that show too. I fucked up.

All right. Who got the the win on that? Myself, Lucy and Tukey. Yeah, right off to off to early starts. Next entry. Who said the bills cannot kick field goals? Who said it? All right. This is going to be stuttering John Melendez. What? It could be OP. I think it's very gem on us. What do you

think, Lucy? I'm going to go with OP. Okay, Andy. KB. All right. Over to Annie. Chad Zuma. Yes, could be. He pays attention to football. Atoogie? Stunner and John. All right.

And producer Chris? I went Zumock. No one's going Kate Meany. I'm not that shit. 123. Yeah. Fucking hell. And I was pissed that the Bills cannot take field goals.

Yet again, Scott Norwood all over again. And I was yelling at the screen. Because again, there is some members of Carl's family I like not gonna mention names So I don't want to see anything bad happen to Carl's father I Can lose football games All right, I'll say it his mom's a cop How much of his life is spent yelling at screens

Tookie you were on a roll and Carl He was trying to get me to go back to his hotel room at three in the morning. Yeah, I think this is gonna be one Kate Meany. And I will ask Lucy, what do you think? I'm gonna agree Kate. He was trying to go back to his hotel room. You know what? Never mind. I'm OPI. I was thinking with Kate Meany on this. What do you think, Andy? Chad Zumach. okay, that's fun Annie. What do you think?

Kevin Brennan Okay, I was having fun with this toki Chad's you mock he was talking about Nick Swartz in oh No shit, okay, what do you got me then? What do you think? Chris I'm throwing in opi just cuz no one said it well what, you got me then? What do you think, Chris? I'm throwing in Opie just because no one said it. Wow, you should have gone with Tukey. He sounds like he knows

he's done. Yeah. It was the Nick Svartzin though. Oh, wasn't. Tukey follows Chad pretty closely. Do you know? Just watch the clip. Three. Remembered another J Moore story. He was like hitting on me. You could tell when somebody's like putting energy into something. He was trying to get me go back to his hotel room at three in the morning.

And I said, yeah, I'm good, man. He's like, I'll just come hang out. He doesn't drink or anything. So I'm like, why would I hang out with him in his hotel room? All right. Now three stories. And now I have a fucking, he keeps texting me. He's like, I brought your phone charger.

Just come to my room and drop it off. Could you, my phone's about to die. I need your help. And I'm like, this guy's keeps text me. He's like I can I borrow your phone charger Just come to my room and drop it off. Could you my phones about to die? I need your help and I'm like this guy's hitting on me. He legitimately is hitting on me, and I'm not even being I'm not Trying to get like attention. This is a true story Maybe it's kids of what it you're wearing. Who is it Jay Moore? Douchier than he does now But also my big takeaway from that is Doug Stanhope was on MLC I can't believe Chen used to look douchier than he does now. That's hard to do. I know. But also, my big takeaway from that is Doug Stanhope was on MLC. And now it's Stevie Liu, uh, Tukey, who really falled off the cliff on this.

Plot with a barrel. Not good. I would like to point out also that I feel like Kate has probably said those words. Yeah With Jim Stantel I think was uh or maybe she was trying whatever doesn't matter. Maybe she's never produced this game Just admit it. Yeah, no you did you did get on that one card If I thought you were giving us a freebie there, but speaking of Nick Swartz, and I forgot I was gonna pull that clip for today's show Nick Swartz and had a little bit of a yeah on stage

He apologized for it, so. Did he? Cover it. Oh, you're gonna cover it? Stay sorry. I got that clip on my phone right now. Good, all right, yeah, I wanna know what his excuse is because then it's coming out that he had alcohol poisoning

not too long ago, like a few weeks ago, he was hospitalized for it or something. It couldn't happen. It seemed like he was in a K-hole. Yeah. I mean, he was just repeating himself like a motherfucker motherfucker He could not stop himself. Did you see that? Clip here we go all right here. We go Here we go. Yeah, all right here. It is here. We go. Okay here. We go who wants to see Jason Statham all right here

We go Jason Not me, but Norm MacDonald Here we go all right here. We go is crazy. like, uh, who was the other guy who got into? Ed Guma. No, there was another comedian, um, who famously on stage just kept repeating himself. It was Joe Biden. I think that's the worst. If only wide Mike were here, he would know the answer. All right, back to the game our next entry who said

Pablo Francisco yeah Pablo Francisco. Hmm. You guys ever see that video. It's famous I know that is but I'm not aware of that incident. Oh, it's crazy. They had a carry model the stretcher Was he still talking probably? Doing a girl nice making comedy Was he still talking? Probably. I'm not into some Mexican comedy. He's going, I-I-I, poppy! He just kept repeating I-I-I! It was a breaded shop.

I'm not trying to get attention. This is a true story. Our next entry. Who said it? The margarita maybe had a shot of tequila Fuck me who of these six is stupid Go Kate Meany Lucy, what do you think? I'm gonna go KB

Okay, Andy stuttering John Okay over to Annie Joe Matti Reese Tukey I went opi also you guys both went opi and Joe Manderis famously does not drink and so every but who knows one two 43 and then I made Margarita and

Four wow fucking tookie he took his tie with that but Miss before the show Thank you, it's really winning any over Ralph leak this to you or something? What's going on? No, it's amazing. Three. Alright, let's watch. Let's watch. And then I made me and my wife a margarita and the margarita maybe had a shot of tequila and I didn't even finish that. I was just like, eh, I'm good. Eh.

So I think it's easy not to drink special. I mean, look, you obviously have gone through some stuff, Scott. So I'm not, I'm, I'm talking, I'm generalizing. I think, uh, I think it's easy not to drink on new years. Cause it's such a, like an amateur nightmare for a lot of people, right? Yes. It's funnier if you can read the super chat. Let me get the, let me get all of us out of the way because you're right. The way that OP is responding to a guy who's saying the Christmas day was four years sober for me. I still struggle Celebrating New Year's with no booze totally worth it sobriety is a beautiful thing life-changing But still strange and Opie's responses. Yeah, I didn't drink that much either

So easy not drinking. Yeah Stuttering John stop being an addict you dumb alcoholic. It's your problem Like there's people like Bob Lee Wants to quit smoking cats quit smoking if I'm just like I go all day not smoking a cigarette fucking easy as I'll Right I'm obviously better than you. He said that he finds it easy to not drink on New Year's Eve because it's amateur night. That's coming from a guy that clearly has nothing going on and would not probably go

out and hang out and be drinking on New Year's Eve anyway. Yeah, correct. He's got those friends at Gap Hearts. Gaphardt's yeah Tuesday night, that's the night for drinking That's what the cool people do. Gephardt's is too full on New Year's Eve. Yeah. Our next entry, who said it? I couldn't stop laughing. I almost broke everything because I kept shaking Who said it? Wow, I'm gonna go with the obvious. Chad Zuback. That's the first night I know shakes a lot.

What do you think, Lucy? Oh my god, I'm gonna go with Kate. All right. Yeah, Kate's gotta come up one of these times. Andy, what do you think? Joe. All right. And over to Annie. I also pick Kate. All right. And Tuki.

Oh, I also pick Kate all right and to key I'm going for KB. All right. All right. I want to mock if this is KB. I swear to This is KB permanent ban for to key And he had a good line one two All right took you not staying with us Sorry. Hold on, Dicky's on this show though, this is so not fair. Yeah. He was there when he said it. This is rigged. Fucking Cardiff.

This is incredible. I didn't know he was gonna be here. Oh hey, hey, hey, Rocco. Do you wanna come on WTP today and I'll give you all the answers? It'll be like a fun day for us. You'll never believe that we didn't rig this! I know, there's no point denying it. I know! The worst thing is he doesn't fake doxing yourself, Cardiff.

What? Alright, let's watch this ridiculousness. Three. Funny, I couldn't stop laughing. I almost broke everything because mine kept shaking. Convulsion. Convulsion. Go ahead, Ray.

Fingal sting shit kid, Ray. Oh no, Tukey. I'm sorry, Tukey. Go ahead. That's all for this week. Alright, let's talk about final scores. I'm blown away by this. Tukey's five for five. What's there to talk about final scores. I am blown away by this

Tookies five for five. What's there to talk about? Anyone come in second place. Let's see you got to uh, yeah, I'm the only one that you got Nothing Cardiff has zero as well. So there's that oh shit. There's I took a personal victory against you, Carl. Oh yeah, you think so? Yeah, I beat you. You did beat me by a lot, but... Oh my God, look at... it's the real Carl!

So stupid. Now you know who said it. This episode is brought to you by Subreddit Surfing Live, Saturday March the 9th. Comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York. Get your tickets now at CarlsonComedy.com. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. Woof! Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Yeah.

Submerged to surfing.com. You can stop it any time. You could have stopped it any time. You're the one who produced the video. It's not like it's not a meat problem. This is a you for the algorithm you got to make them longer Okay Algorithms are on listen Hey wait a minute, I can't fool me

All right, what's what are we doing now? What have we done Carl? We've got to get the fuck out of here. What have we done, Carl? What have we done? We've done it all. Done it all. Thank you, Annie. Thank you very much. We covered some comedy podcasts, including Adult Baby Show.

If you want to vote for producer Chris and me, you can vote for Adult Baby Show, or you can vote for Andy and Lucy Type Box. It all seemed like Lucy did all the work. Cannabis coffee hour. That's not accurate at all. Cannabis coffee. You're only saying that because it was a podcast that we talked

about that was a little have it was stand up. Yeah, that's fine. We all start about Liam McEneaney on topic time. Finally get into the bottom of living room baseball. I still have some questions, but I've learned a lot. So that's good. We checked out the one more round, the Rocky series podcast, Ryan Rebulke in front of the show interviewing Joe Matariz five years ago. And of course Joe Matariz had Kevin Brennan on that show, uh, that he posted yesterday. I'll check that years ago. And of course, Joe Matti had Kevin Brennan on

that show that he posted yesterday. I'm stuck that out stuttering. John is not doing well from a health standpoint and we're worried about him and you just gotta drink one more insurer day and I think you'll be better. I think

that's what it's really gonna take. Boost. So, you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser. Next week. Next week. The teaser. The for everyone's favorite part of the show. Episode 500 coming at you this Saturday. We're going to have some special guests coming on. We're going to have Andy, Vinnie, Cardiff, myself, producer Chris, Andy Vinnie Cardiff, myself, producer Chris, many other people talking about their favorite episodes in the first 499. We got kindi in studio. Kindi's in studio. I pretended I didn't

remember that. Oh, you know, she wouldn't think I was excited about it. Good job. That's right. Kindi's here. So a lot of exciting things going on I believe there's gonna be some packages put together for that show So I am looking forward to it. I want to thank A&Q public for being here today. Thank you from the all apologies podcast yet this week We covered that Ruby Frankie Jodie Hildebrand child abuse things you know serious stuff that we made light of hilarious It's you know serious stuff that we made light of hilarious But you know really really want to talk about March 9th

County at the Carlson with some reddit surfing featuring all apologies, so we're gonna I'm gonna live stream Before and after the show on YouTube and then put the whole Show proper on our patreon enjoyed for just five5 a month. So check that out. Very good. And of course, Lucy is here courtesy of the Once Over with Kaylee YouTube channel. Yes, that's accurate. I have been doing very little for my channel,

but I've been doing lots of exciting things with other people. Like what? So I was just on Cradle to the Grave podcast talking about Halloween four that will be out this week. He is talking all about movies from 1988 and tomorrow at 1 p.m. Eastern I will be talking with Christian Blatt and Huzy all about Leprechaun and Leprechaun in the hood. Do you even have a job anymore?

No, it's this all the time. I'm so tired. Seriously, that's incredible. And of course, Annie is here with reviews in just a moment But you can also catch Annie on her video game show Yeah, I do a video game show called. What is this game with me and Dylan from somewhere? We will be coming back soon with the third episode of the Batman Arkham games And you can find that on YouTube commcom slash at w i t g s hey

tookie her eyes are up here all right thank you Annie we'll definitely check that out and tookie does a show called tookie soup mmm tookie soup comm is where you want to go yes tookie soup comm I don't I don't know if we're gonna do a a show this week. I am, however, going to be on Ray DeVito's roast of a ghost tomorrow, wherever that may be eight o'clock, uh, Ray DeVito's rock bottom podcast channel, I guess, Ray DeVito roast, people who aren't there. Uh, Ray sent me all his jokes and, uh,

I just want to spoiler alert this is going to stink. I definitely have to tune in for that. So who is he roasting specifically? Stunnering John who will not be there. Yep. And Stevie Lou who I think will also not be there. Alright sounds Sounds fantastic also W ATP live comm and hackamania comm Who's the one making all the fuck is writing a disposable camera? That's probably me, I'm sorry Don't worry about any they're just jealous of our love Yes, I

Thought for sure any that was card of because card is usually the noisy one Yeah, show no the scroll wheel on my mouse is absurdly loud In a boiler room doing your drying your laundry though to Every podcaster should have one of these it makes no noise at all And you can do all the things you need to do anyway everyone clubfoot gave me that lecture. Yep I've had to tell dr. Steve to stop fucking clicking his mouse card if to stop clicking his fucking mouse I've never had to tell someone to stop scrolling with a manual But it's all it's all good you got Andy to stop clicking his pen remember that's true

Cardiff and my tongue Cardiff of course the great card of electric. What do you got coming up? Carlson comedy.com get your tickets Saturday much tonight subreddit surfing live the return of crows Right subreddit surfing live And I've been talking to Vinnie about this you guys have a lot of great videos and things from various subreddits It's gonna be a lot of fun. It's gonna be a lot of fun So be there if you're in the area if you're not in the area still be there Short drive to Rochester from everywhere. Yeah, even International Airport here. There's no excuses

It's been nice it's been weeks since a plane at the Rochester airport is driven off the runway. Correct. They figured it all out. Most of them get right to the gate. People get off the plane and end up where they want to be. So, listen, I'm not a spokesperson for the airport, but trying my best right now. Guys, please join us again next time. It might be the episode where we find out what's for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everypony. Starting in the mosh pits of morning radio.

Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. I just realized that remember Jake Hudson, we played the video, his past episode. But wait, he sent me a song. I didn't load that up. I didn't listen to it either. I'll check it out. And I was also supposed to put up a poll or something to see if we would do his show. I didn't do that either. I'll get on it. It's been busy. It's I've been busy with stuff. Was it was a song about to key by any chance?

I don't know. Should I pull it up and just play it and find out? No. They're amazing. Tookie by any chance. I don't know should I pull it up and just play it find out Carl and he is this he does show that's better than the race It's who are the podcast way gonna be something like that Are you actually Jake that would be amazing if it wasn't Rocco at all. It was it's been Jake Hudson This entire time Hey my sister dad That's about it. Did anyone else get that message?

No, but I don't read his messages Yeah, that's that's terrible. All right, let's check out this song since I brought it up. Play and talk, but who are these people? Who are these car cast Tell me what do they say are they just voices floating away? I wanna know Where do they go The fuck was that? Sounded like Dapple story in steamsong. That had to be AI right? That's what I was saying. Yeah It's better than Beyonce Pretty good

I'm so disappointed No, normally it's literally Jake just like Yeah, Carly is the best Carly is the coolest Carly is the coolest Oh, here he is Oh So anyway, uh, do we have any new reviews that you want to read for us? No, surprisingly, there's been none in the month of March yet. What? It's outrageous.

All right. Well, in that case, let's get caught up on some voicemails. Starting with Paco calling in. Yeah, what's up, Carl? This is Paco. You know, I'm listening to your episode. I'm sorry. I'm watching to your episode. I'm sorry. I'm watching your episode on YouTube, 498. And you know, this Puerto Rican guy, you know

what I'm saying? He's like, he says he identifies as black. That means, I mean, that's just like par for the course, you know what I'm saying? Because Puerto Ricans are like Afro-Latinos. So you know what I'm saying? They're like black and Latino. So I mean, that's acceptable. What? You know, there's Puerto Ricans that say they have more than black people. You know what I'm saying? I don't know if that has any value, but I'm inserting it.

And you know what? Shout out to Stuttering John because he got that Calvin haircut that is so hilarious. What did he say? Yeah, I don't know. because he's got that Kevin haircut that is so hilarious. But was he said? Yeah, I don't know. I'll see you guys later. Maybe I don't know. Maybe we'll sit back later. What are you doing later?

Yeah, I couldn't hear him. I was waiting for the shout out. What were you gonna say Annie? Is he saying that stuttering John likes to say the N word? No. Okay. I can point. I don't think you're saying all Puerto Ricans. Maybe he was actually.

I think about it. Yeah, I don't understand how Puerto Ricans are black people. Well, as he said, there's Afro-Latinos and then there's Anglo-Latinos. I mean, I owned a globe growing up, so I don't understand how Africa and Puerto Rico have anything in common. Stuttering John explains Kevin Brennan's wife, right? She's black, but she's... Oh my god. I don't think I've even played those clips on here. It's so absurd where he keeps telling Kevin Brennan's wife she claims to be Latina, but she's actually black. I don't know if she

knows that or not. No, you're the one who's wrong here, Chad. I think Paco can shed some light. Yeah, maybe. Well, thank you, Paco. She's an island in. Was that Joe Matteris telling me that? Yeah, I bet so. Yeah, that was Joe Matteris.

That was Joe Matteris telling that that. Come see me opening up a Hollywood video in Cherry Hill New Jersey. Hey Carl it's confirmed John is substitute teaching at Fairfax High. Yeah. He's now their most famous teacher. Coincidentally, their most famous alumni is Phil Spector. God, what? Coincidence? I think not. Yeah, that ended well. All right, Paulie in Dirty Jersey checking in.

Hi, cool. Paulie in Dirty Jersey. I have another song for y'all. It is for Old Man River, the one we heard on Howard 30 years ago, called Old Man Melendez. He must be drunk and he don't know nothing that douche-mooing does. He soon will be dead in the ground. Short enough for you.

Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. All right. Yes, that was. Thank you. Yeah, I'm not, I don't think John's got long for this world. Unfortunately, I hope he turns it around. Hope he figures it out.

Kyle photographer calling in. Hey, Lucy, it's a cow photographer and just got my tickets to the WTP live show in Tampa. So I'll see you there, baby. Hey, here's something to look forward to. You know, he was all upset that you were playing his voicemails for me when I'm not here. Thank you for waiting of course, I appreciate that and He may or may not be one of the contestants this Sunday when a date with Lucy type box

That will be behind our paywall That that's coming up soon. I'm excited about a wall also. Oh Hey, this is cat Williams and I just wanted to say Carl you're you're a con oh I guess cat doesn't like me anymore that's too bad it's trying to get him on the show but I guess cat doesn't like me anymore. That's too bad. He's trying to get him on the show, but I guess that's not gonna happen OJ calling into the show we covered juice recently Hey Carl, it's your favorite pal and favorite football player the juice I may sound like a corny Howard Stern show impression, but I can't wait to see you down

in Largo. I'm going to be dressed to kill. But don't worry, I ain't going to cut the lines to get in. I'm gonna do it the right way. Oh yeah, I'm going to be dressed to kill too, because I'm going to impress my girl Lucy type box. The juice is out. Don't make him jealous.

Yeah, it's just gonna say do not make him jealous. Whatever you do. Don't fight a younger white man. It's amazing what this universe has done to me. That's not the first OJ I think of when you say I know I have explained it was the Jews. Yeah. All right, man or Mac on it. You know what's up, Carl?

It's a man Matt here, and oh my God, as a civil servant in this God forsaken state of New York, Stuttering John is like one of these people that I encounter on a regular basis. Drunk, incoherent, stank lines, rotting fingers, just oh my God, and the mumbling and the rambling, the incoherence. Oh man, he's not long for this world and Jesus Christ. But yeah, that's it man, great work.

And oh yeah, Lucy Typebox, just a hint, you know, civil service equals pension, just saying. Drive in, drive out, out and this was you call take Work be productive at work people come on she's stoked Yeah, she likes that a lot. It's true. I did reach out to better man if you wanted to enter the contest after that voicemail With the answer no, I don't know. I'm not telling you you can't know who the contestants are it's gonna be a blind what's that show the dating game it's gonna be like that's kind of style show you don't get to see the contestants you just get to ask questions I'm nervous and excited this isn't the newlywed game

is the blind date game it could be let's remember to replace that cushion after the show. Yes. Okay. It's Paul in dirty Jersey. Who are these marketers? So we wait to you today. We are bees going to go back way back into time. You're a diabetes like I have you confronted with choices. Yeah. Like change the channel. No one more says about every medical about keeping up your diabetes under control.

Have you seen his mustache? Obviously you can't keep that under control. That's not what your proud member of the American Diabetes Association has mission to prevent and kill diabetes. Jesus, by a reason, dude. That stache is going to grow down your throat and choke you. That will never have to hear the word again. He's probably dead anyway. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. Turkey excited about this new Who Are These Marketers show that

this guy's doing? To be told sweet. You don't want to kill us that one. No. All right. We have a solution for the competition episodes. You know, obviously people said we like the format, but there needs to be some kind of stakes involved. And I think I solved it. But maybe this is a better idea. Carl, I've got the solution to your competition problems. The

loser has to take a topless photo. Or, or the winner has to take a topless photo or or the winner has to take a topless photo or yeah or and hear me out here second place has to take a topless photo right now really whichever one Andy ends up on that's uh you know, where whatever. That's the one you take top of this photo. Don't call me back. Andy, call me back. All right. It's gonna be on Patreon next month. When to date with Andy, coming in April.

All right, one more voicemail here. Hey, Carl. So listen, don't take this the wrong way, but I am just so fucking bored with John and hearing about John and hearing about him talking about the shit wear and fucking whatever. What a dick! And he's drunk and he does the show the next day and guess what he dropped He does the same things every day. He talks about the same fucking people and it's just not that interesting to me Am I am I just crazy? Anyway, let me know don't call me. Is this guy a freaking moron or what?

John disagrees with you. Sorry. I think he's putting out a very good show I hope people point out that John is does the same show every day. It's very different from day to day like explain to people It's different Yesterday I was saying this TV lose a loser today. I'm saying the shit way is a loser. Don't you get it you dumb fuck Yesterday I scroll hack verse What the other one? He's when he goes to the the sub rights It just starts scrolling. It's really just the worst thing ever. Well guys, thank you all for being part of number 499 This has been a long strange trip and I want to thank you all for being on here. You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt!

Who played that? I was just gonna play a show ending. That was so rude. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Bye! Bye! A plane has hit Irewadjai Carly Boom! Boom! Ah Carl, I love you Bye Brennan Go fuck yourselves, have a good week

That was a great episode! That was really great! I gotta go, goodbye Goodbye Okay folks Guess what? The episode's over. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I can't get enough dicks in my body

People are ridiculous, it's very difficult to be this stupid It sure is