Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep502 - Disney Assembled

Episode Date: March 17, 2024

This week we’re checking in on a father and daughter who are obsessed with all things Disney. I don’t know what the father is going to do when she goes off to college and he’s forced to walk around Disneyland by himself. I’m pretty sure the park has people whose only job is to watch out for guys like this. Erik Nagel and Bryan Johnson both join the show to offer their unique perspectives on why an 18 year old girl would spend so much time making content about Disney with her father. After that, Opie embarrasses himself in front of Michael Imperioli and he posted it on his Instagram for some reason. Then we find out Scott the Engineer has no idea how to scroll on a web page. Drew Lane and Dick Masterson congratulate us on 500 episodes in their own unique ways and then we check in on episode 3 of Scorch’s PFG-TV. I hope they figured out the audio problems. Joe Matarese quit podcasting this past week but then consulted with Kevin Brennan and changed his mind. Finally, Maribeth joins us for another round of To Catch An Alien and we check out your reviews and voicemails. Tickets to the live show in Florida on March 22nd! – http://watplive.com Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ https://tellemstevedave.com/ https://allmylinks.com/itseriknagel  https://onlyfans.com/maribethrosie  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I would have done it many times. I see, I see. Many times. So in other words, he eats very late. He's not the most punctual guy. And I think this goes way back, doesn't it? To the Opie and Apnie days. Maybe if he hears his theme music.

Maybe. Get him to bring him out. Or keep him away. Maybe if you hear his theme music. Maybe. We'll be able to bring him out. Or keep him away. Hey, there he is. Hey. Heard that music. I know what you're doing.

It worked. Yeah, we tried to summon you. Eric proving that he still does not understand how lighting works. That's okay. Okay. No, no, it's all good buddy. You're fine. Oh, jeez. Proving that he still does not understand how lighting works. That's okay Okay He's like why the fuck did I show up for this I Was trying to tone it down, but all right

So be it you look fantastic and that all that matters anyway Yeah, there you go. You know what it looks like? Back in the 80s, they would have movies would go to radio stations and they would try to depict it like there's neon lights everywhere. It's like a cool like dance club. I was like, no, it's just a fucking business. It's a building. Yeah, cubicles.

It all looked like it was inside of Sam Goodies. Right. I was thinking the mall building. Yeah cubicles. It all looked like it was inside of Sam goodies. Right. I was thinking the mall arcade Yeah, it turns out the the actual radio station is not that fun. So a lot of salespeople bitching Every time they put a radio station on TV or a movie all the equipment is stuff that doesn't belong in a radio station It's all like somebody had a garage band that never took off and like oh We'll just use the Behringer mixing board and throw that in there probably some 15 inch speakers up on this Show right here, and then we'll pretend to hit the music cues And they're pressing just the console not even near a button. It's just it's

Radio just gets no respect at all I bet you're a lot of fun to watch movies with. No, no, no, no, no. Alright, let's get this started. Cardiff is bugging me in the Discord, so I got distracted for a second there. Here we go. Hey, howdy, hey, and welcome to another episode of Disney Assembled. I'm Troy. And I'm Mimi.

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or wherever you review podcasts, leave us a five star review. It it helps with the algorithm, and then shit all over us in the comments section. We will have Review Girl or two on today to read recent reviews if there are any. But first, we'll be reviewing a show called Disney Assemble. This was a suggestion from Alex in the Discord. We've all listened separately, we've not discussed it before. Let's get into it. This show hosted by Troy and Mimi. And this is how the show starts off. Hey, howdy, hey, and welcome to another episode of Disney Assemble. I'm Troy. And I'm Mimi. And we are your happy little father daughter podcast here to create joy and share our love

for all things Disney. Disney Assemble is sponsored by our patrons over on patreon If you would like to join them check out patreon.com Slash Disney assembled on that queue. It's sponsored by their patreon So I went and checked it out to see how many paid patrons they have. Do you know the answer to that producer Chris? I don't I'm thinking six because it's the same six. They they thank at the end of every episode it is now five oh okay but good guess good guess eric brian you brought some video clips i want to start with you uh what you picked up on and where you want to start off here uh well usually we start out with a summary of yes you know what sums up the show for you. And that would be my number 12.

I went back and I watched their Thanksgiving episode. All right. Yes. No, no. And like record it at Epcot on New Year's Eve. I might be like, yeah, I don't think there's really special for us. A lot of other podcasters that we've continued to try to keep in touch with and try to reach out to and try to website.

I have not updated the website in a long time, so we're a number of jazz short. Unbelievable. I don't know what that is. So you put it on the phone so it doesn't shake. So if you're not watching this, we are watching Mimi Yon over and over and over again during the show that they're doing. She seems very bored by it. I'm glad Brian pulled that clip because I, I'll explain a little bit later, but I went through the audio version because there seems to be more current versions of the show on

audio than there are video. But the couple episodes I was listening to, it seems like this is the father's passion project. Like the kid doesn't really want to be doing this, but she wants to spend time with her dad. So this seems to be like, I guess the only time he'll allow her to hang out with him or something is if they do this podcast. Because every episode it just seems like she's being dragged through. She has her little moments where she talks about stuff that she likes, and then the father has to step on top of it and like, no, let me bring it back to me. The father takes forever to say anything on this show.

He's so bad at broadcasting. And actually, I just want to throw this out there as we're listening to this. I picked up on something. This guy is the real-life Clark Griswold. at broadcasting. And actually, I just want to throw this out there as we're listening to this. I picked up on something. This guy is the real life Clark Griswold, the original vacation, where he's like, come on kids, this is going to be so amazing. We're going to go to the amusement park and the moose is going to be there. It's like, you're an adult. Why are you so excited about this? What's going on? He sits there and he stammers through, he says, you know, because they're like, and then like, you know, and then like, and then, and then she says nothing. And he's like, great talk, Russ.

So this is an example of him trying to say something, I guess. And I'm going to take a big chance here because once I share an idea and somebody else likes the idea, they could just take my idea and run with it, which would be really sad. But here's the idea. Um, number one, and I'll take a, maybe we should take a picture later because some of the pictures of you and I at the parks that we share on our socials,

it's not recent pictures, like it's back from January. Right. Okay. I have now grown sort of a beard and mustache. And so I look a little differently. One thing about men growing beards and mustaches, facial hair, is you really do have to take care of it. It's not like you can just let it go.

Get to the fucking point. He started it off. I'm not even gonna bore you guys with the preamble on that. Cause he starts off saying, you know, the curse of being me is I have all these great ideas. I just don't have the time to execute out of them. So busy with that. He's got, I got two amazing ideas

and he fucking never gets to the goddamn idea. He's like name one. Yes. So he finally does. This is an amazing idea that he has. Right. You could. And he's worried someone might steal this. Remember? Okay. You could. But then it would be scratchy and smelly and all that stuff. Right. So you have to groom yourself well. And I think just like there's Disney inspired scented candles and room sprays and oil diffusers, right? One thing about taking care of your beard mustache is in addition to just washing it, there is oils to help with the skin and hair, which is different than the hair on your head and balms and waxes. And I was thinking,

why aren't there Disney inspired scented facial hair products for men? Why? Why aren't there Disney smelling things for your face? Is that what you're asking? Right. Do you want that product? I do not want that product. This dude, man, is like, he's all over the map. I wrote down, I'm like, I'm positive he is ADD. Yes. Because he just jumps from one subject to the next and like rambles and the girl, like you say, seems to be tolerating him.

When I first went into this, and I was wondering about you too, Iraq, because you have a daughter, and I was like, am I going to feel bad tearing these guys apart? You know, like the father daughter aspect. And you know, it's very sweet. By the end I was like, fuck both of these people. Yeah, that's the correct answer.

I can't even tell how old she is. I'm like, is she 14 or is she 20? I can't really tell. Yeah. It's bizarre because, you know, she's looking at colleges. You got accepted into these colleges. So she's a senior or a junior in high school. I think a senior.

She's a senior in high school. Yeah. And there's a clip later that goes into some of this stuff. So I don't want to jump ahead. I have some things too. Let me just finish up this thing real quick because so the guy's talking about how they should make beard oil that's Disney related somehow, which doesn't

make any sense to me. Like why couldn't I create like a beard oil that has a hint of the Pirates of the Caribbean in it? That's retarded. We think about that. He had that thought in his head before the show started and decided like, I'm going to say those things out loud. I think maybe you'd be impressed by this. Yeah

Yeah, this is a great idea is if Disney merchandise is everything right if there's a product that Disney doesn't merchandise It's a shitty product because they have everything This guy's like they're really leaving a lot of money at the table these guys By branding like he's that kid like if you're in this in the supermarket They won't get the box of cereal that you want them to eat But if it has a Disney character on it, then that's the box that he wants Yes, they get I have some things where they get really into the toys and merchandise, but Iraq, what do you got for us buddy? Would you pick up on? All right? Well, like I said this podcast seems to be his passion project

This is the only way that her daughter his daughter is gonna have quality time or spend any time where their dad is if they Do this there is also another member of the family who I guess doesn't go along With all of this. So if you want to play track one I was inspired to maybe plan another Disney trip because if if lose telling us That our trip reports are his favorite and he can't wait to listen to more of it. Then we need more trips. I mean, it would be neglectful on our part to deny Lou and his daughter

that Disney assembled trip report magic. So we should do that. Should we tell mom? We have to tell mom, don't we? That puts a, Lou, unfortunately, that puts a huge roadblock in our plans to go another trip anytime soon. But we'll work on it.

Okay, so there's one sane person in the family who's just like, can we go to Paris or something? Can we go to Toronto? I'm not at that cut center. In three different episodes, I heard them talking about, or mostly him talking about having to go back, having to go to the Star Wars Area in there to buy like the expensive lightsaber

Wanting Disney stores back in the mall because it was a unique experience and you can get exclusive stuff there But when he talks about that, it's usually followed up with the mom's going to get mad So we shouldn't say anything or we can't ask her because she'll say no Why does she marry a pedophile? This guy's hanging out the disney star what a creep um but play track two if you can because Going to the parks are super expensive and this is how they finance it You're 18 now and you want to kind of do this possibly. You've had a job. You've been working really hard saving your money.

I have four jobs. Yeah. So I work a lot. And so you deserve work. So yeah, that was just something that we've planned. I've also been pricing out how much it would cost for you and I to go to D23. So I've been thinking about that recently and those tickets go on sale soon. It's gonna be really expensive to go to D23.

Oh yeah, that's not gonna be cheap. But it'd be really fun. No, the only real problem with that, honestly, is like, I would totally pitch in to help pay for that. It's just, I don't know where I'm going to college yet or when move-in will be. And if move-in is during D23, that's a problem. Cause it's all in August. It's all in like mid August. So that's a, that's a problem. All right. So she works four jobs just to have money

to do any of this stuff. Yeah. They wanna go to D23, which is Disney's big self-run expo that they do every two years. The ticket prices for the three-day ticket is $279, but these people seem like they're the gold member exclusive plus whatever kind of people sure $900 for three-day pass and that's not including their travel their hotel and all of this stuff. Plus she's going to college

She's not even saving money for college She's saving money to go to Disney stuff because her dad wants to go to this Well, they do have five people supporting them on patreon. So I'm sure they're doing fine You can sign up for free by the way. Yeah, you can also just sign up for free if you don't want to support them financially. Brian, I want to see more video of these two. It looked very exciting. Well, the dad, I was fascinated by the dad. The girl just the girl actually fascinated me as well because it's a nonstop like I didn't know that they were still going like I went back and looked at

YouTube and everything was like from three months ago all their life stuff So I wasn't aware that odd like on audible there audibly they were still going Um, but like the dad is just this series of contradictions if you play my number four This is the kind of stuff he says I mean, I I had no I had low expectations and so It was better than I expected it to be I mean, I had no, I had low expectations and so it was better than I expected it to be. So yeah.

Talking about the movie elementals. Yeah. Going with no expectations and that is better than expected to be. It's like, what are you talking about? What does that mean? What do you mean, dude? I've said it on our show. Like I don't trust people and I don't really understand people that wear Disney and are super into

Disney that aren't like I get it if you're up to the age of like 10 and I get it if you're over the age of 60 but there's that huge window between 2010 and 60 where it's like you can be over 60 thing to be bright why is that okay when either pooshers cuz by then you're just like you don't care anymore you You've lost your mind. Okay guys Stuff from goodwill Actually, I have a quick video that I found on their YouTube page That I wanted to play because talking about how expensive all this shit is and how into it they are and wearing their Disney clothes This is their Disney Christmas Hall 2022.

So all right, let's get to it. One of our favorite pieces of Disney merch are the Funko Pops and we got three. I got one, you got two this Christmas that we really like mine came from Secret Santa at work my Secret Santa at work every year because they know I'm a big Disney fan knocks it out of the park oh that is so embarrassing I think she's a puppet you know think you're right Chris you're so right because even like the way her body language is like it's almost like yeah, she's there under duress yes But I have to point this out the Funko pop is the worst toy of any toy ever fucking created

It's garbage. He's like our favorite is the Funko pops and this year I got Strange multiverse of He look closely he's got his little Right there multiverse of men Sporting the goatee he's got the cape of levitation, whatever it's called. Yeah. He's wearing a fucking gay Boba Fett shirt. Everything about this guy.

I bet my bottom dollar that guy has watched Disney-themed porn. Oh, yeah. You know what? That's a good point. He's gonna check it out. Yeah. Mickey and Minnie getting it on. Yep.

He loves that shit. Not the one I saw. Well, let's look at that. Let's see. Let's see what we got. All right. Let's talk real quick about the the main. Well, before I get into the main part of the show that I checked out, he does a Disney dad joke every episode. Oh, great. So I wanted to highlight the the Disney dad joke. It's time for the Disney dad joke. Are you ready for the Disney dad joke of the week? That is the key. You are ready. Are

you sure you're ready? Yes. Be prepared to laugh yourself silly because ladies, gentlemen, Disney fans of all sorts, it is time for this week's Disney dad joke of the week. Oh boy. Mimi. Yes. So this guy walked into Tiana's restaurant, looked at the menu. Tiana came over and says, can I take your order please? He says, yes, I'd like the lobster tail. It's an interesting choice, you know, because usually in New Orleans, not a lobster is not a big dish. It's going to be more crab.

And so not many people order the lobster tail. So he says, I'll have the lobster tail. It's on the fucking menu. And so not many people order the lobster tail. So he says, I'll have the lobster tail. It's on the fucking menu. Why weird? Why would you get that? So Tiana says, okay, and goes to the back. Few minutes later, Ariel walks out to the table. And Ariel looks at the gentleman and says,

I heard you wanted the lobster tail. And he said, yes, I did. She goes, okay. Once upon a time, there was a beautiful lobster. Be more funny. That's after her interjecting to help him out with a joke too. She's like, it's more like crab down in New Orleans. Isn't it?

Yeah. She's really yes. Adding this one. Yeah. When they're not on camera, she's going like this. Wrap it up. Let's go. Moving on. It does get political at the beginning of the episode that

I was checking out because they have a thing about a certain social media channel. We're on the Facebook, Instagram, TikTok and new this week. We just actually this morning as we're recording this episode on Sunday March 10th 2024 as of this morning we join the threads, right? So if you're over there on threads and you like to follow us, thank you. We appreciate that So love threads love Twitter adjacent apps Who is setting up for this is this nobody talking about their setting up for a new threads account?

We can't we can't touch Twitter, you know, cuz Elon Musk wait what's going on what just happened they get one to zero interactions on every platform that they're on they do a trivia question at the end of every episode and they're like just you know Just keep the answers coming through on and they're listing all their platforms. I went back to find it. The last couple of episodes questions are not even posted on their social media, but even further, there's the graphic. There's the question. What maybe one person that they know tried to answer the question and that's it. That's so pathetic because they

talk about social media stuff a lot and contacting them and participating in the show. And also do you guys pick up on her crutch words? Her little crutch phrase? I think is a huge one. Well, heck yeah. She says oh, why? And you know, 18 year old girls are always like heck. Yeah. Or fucking hell. She's single.

Fucking hell. Or fucking hell she's single fucking hell So this is a quick clip just to show you how weird this relationship is between her and her father remember Senior in high school yeah, I don't have a little whole lot going on spring break for us Which means we could probably get some extra content out. I mean nice. We need to some extra content this week. Maybe make a tiki-talk Yeah, maybe make a YouTube's That would be nice if we can do some extra content this week. Maybe make a Tiki Talk. Yeah. Maybe make a YouTubes. That would be delightful. Maybe find some time to do all that.

Do some stuffs. So this is a girl who's going to be graduating. She's got spring break coming up. The last spring break with all of her high school friends. Heck yeah. Heck yeah. And she's like, dude, let's make TikToks. What?

Tiki Talks. We'll make some Tiki Talks. He's got her trained. I don't think she's very popular. I think she's homeschooled. She might be homeschooled. She should be. The episode I listened to towards the very end she was talking about school and I think you're right. It doesn't seem like she's the prom queen. Okay, yeah. That was the sense that I was getting. What else did you pick up on here, Brian?

A rare moment of self-awareness if you play my number six. This live is so bad. We're so sorry, guys. This is so bad. Yeah, well, if you play my number one, you really get like, this is how the show opens. Is it working? I'm not sure can anyone hear us Should you go on YouTube on your phone and see it where you went along? Yeah The camera is also very delayed

Looks like the lost hamburger brother Now my point here was now this goes on for over four minutes Oh now in the episode and I'm like like I get it like look we've all been live We've all had problems doing live stuff. So like that's not the issue. The issue is why don't you cut this out afterwards? Straight minutes of this shit. It's crazy. Yeah, this isn't this isn't the video fine in their live section of YouTube This is in the video section, which means they posted it this way If you play my number two that's something for you Carl and also another moment of self-awareness It's amateur hour here. Yes They cut out the video element that I'm guessing they were embarrassing themselves I think so probably why they cut out the video element then, I'm guessing. They were embarrassing themselves.

I think so because there hasn't been a video element in a while. Yeah. Like quite a while. They're just doing the podcasting. Maybe moms shut it down. Maybe moms like, people at work are finding these fucking videos. It's very embarrassing. Can you please stop it?

I think I actually have the answer if you want to go to my cut seven as to why there's been no YouTube videos. Or Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, all at Disney Assembled. Make sure to go check it out. Absolutely. Please do. So we have a YouTube channel as well. Don't forget about the YouTubes and hit that subscribe button. We would love to have more subscribers on the YouTube so we can do more YouTube stuff. If you subscribe to the channel and show us that you want more YouTube stuff, it will inspire us to do more YouTube stuff. Right. So that's, that's the way that works. That's the way that works.

Their last post was four months ago. Nobody's inspiring them to do it. I guess you're not going to get inspired for it. Well, so I listened to the most recent episode and it's probably difficult to talk about Disney every week. There's always so much going on. So you got to come up with different things to talk about Disney every week. There's always so much going on. So you got to come up with different things to talk about. So on this one, Mimi came up with a great idea for some content for us. What do we have on the agenda? We have a main topic of the week. Obviously we have the Disney Dad joke of the week. And then we have the Disney trivia question

for the week. Right. Why don't you tell everybody what this week's main topic is? Yeah. Okay. So because I've been accepted to college recently, I've been accepted to college, right? But I decided, hey, let's attach some college majors to these Disney characters. And Papa said, that's great, but what about princesses? So that's what we do. We have the 13 official Disney princesses and I went in and matched majors to them. We're just going to like go through it, talk about it.

Papa's going to give his insight. There is one princess that I couldn't match. We're going to do her last and try to work it out together. Can you think of a bigger waste of time? No. Than any doing this and then talking about it. He doesn't even go for any cool characters. He's like, yeah, but what about the princesses? She's probably thinking like the entire Disney organization of everything they own and he's narrowing it down to the things that a seven-year-old girl would care about and I

Just want to explain what this is in case you weren't following that because it was very dumb She's decided to match up Disney princesses with which major they would have taken in college. So you're probably thinking, well, this is stupid. You're right. Here's an example. OK, there we go. Next, we are going back in time a little bit to Moana. Can a while ago sequel. We love Moana. She's very popular. You can meet her into Disney Park.

She's got an attraction. We all love her. I pegged her as civil engineering, which kind of is kind of random, but when it hit, it just seems like it fit. Great. Great rationale. Great analysis. Thanks. Moving on. Did that 13 fucking times. And every time the dad's just like, yeah, I'm not alone about that. I would think math, you know, whatever. Who cares? Jesus Christ. What do you hope to achieve here?

You just got to wonder like, obviously she's influenced by the dad. What clicked with the dad? Like what Disney experience did he have that gave him a hard on for life for Disney? That's a great question. Maybe we can get on their socials and ask them about that. You can leave us a message at Disney assembled on Facebook, Facebook, Twitter, Twitter, Twixtor, Twixtor, Twixtor, Instagram, Instagram, Tik Tok, Tik Tok, and the threads. Now threads. Now. Yes, you can do the threads at Disney assembled. Heck yeah. I loved about doing the threads thing.

Why is she just repeating him? What she definitely is physical ticks she never stops cracking her neck she never starts scratching her head She she has like a lot of physical ticks that she does as well as the like so she's a liar Yeah, that's not good That's not good. All right, so how are they doing on threads by the way we have? 128 followers heck yeah, and we've done Heck yeah We actually have four Little heart thingies for our first thread. That's awesome. Wow what a know-it-all four little heart thingies for our first thread.

That's awesome. Wow. What a know it all. Four little heart thingies. I wouldn't know it better than Opie. That is true, unfortunately. All right. What was some of the content where we were talking about a lot of things here, technical

problems and crutch words. What about the content of this show guys? Are there any examples you want to play that really drives home the fact that people should be listening to this once a week? Uh, I have a clip clip number seven actually humanizes them a little bit. They're talking about going to the goofy kitchen and uh, kind of looking down on people who do it. The food poisoning from goofy's kitchen. We, we like audibly laughed. Having not had the food poisoning, it was a little, it was kind of funny for us.

It was really funny. It was a good story. Yeah. So they're assholes. Wait a second. People got food poisoning from Goofy? From Goofy's Kitchen. And they're laughing about it?

Yeah. Like it was really funny. Goofy is funny. Gotta give them that. But I was like, at least they're not like, that's such an anti because Disney people are always so positive. You know, that's a very anti Disney view. Yeah, yeah, right. I would agree with you on that. Eric, what about you? Do you find any content in the show?

Anything? Like there was something like that? It was hard. But I found this one track where they were doing an episode about their top 10 must have park merchandise. There we go. Everyone wants a top 10 list. Most of it was free stuff when you walk in the button, the map you get at the travel center.

Like it was no point in any of it. They talk about the autograph books, which I didn't know was still a thing. Kids go around with autograph books to get their autographs of all the characters. Characters. But this seems to be something that Troy is really into if you wanna play Cut 5. Oh no.

Next one, it was very useful to me though, and mostly for little kids. And this tradition has kind of evolved in a way. The autograph books. So autograph books are a great way to document your trip and remember everybody you met. I have two from our two trips when I was younger. The autograph books are great. It's a timeless tradition. It's fun. It's a great idea to me because it gives kids a way to interact with a character if they don't

know what to do or say. Especially the characters that are non-speaking. The autograph is just something about it. It's really special. That interaction with the character where they're signing your book, they're handing you your book back. I don't know, it's just really cute. We don't do it anymore because you guys have grown, but I wish it wouldn't be so awkward for me to do it because I just think it's a really cool interaction. But yeah, autograph books.

These characters are just failed actors who are going to have a drug problem someday. Why are they so excited about these autographs? She explained it perfectly. It's to help little kids not be scared and have some interaction. Not a 50-something year old guy going over there waiting online like Smithers waiting for Malibu Stacey to open up. No, just sitting there up and down in front of this sea of kids there just to get like Buzz Lightyear's autograph

I love how he says I wish it wasn't so awkward Means he does it doesn't stop them. It's not Just I wish it was a little bit more comfortable getting away with this He needs her to be with him or else he realizes he looks like a creep So She goes off to college he's's fucked. He's got to adopt or something. Exactly what I was thinking. One of the episodes I was listening to, she got accepted to five

different colleges. So she's now whittling down where she's going to go. She leaves. Is he continuing to do this podcast by himself? Because he can't. How is he going to go to apparently like in California going to Disneyland is like going to the mall. People just go every day if they're really into it. He's going to have to go to this ship by himself. So like his whole life is going to fall apart. I don't remember the name of it. We reviewed a podcast early on in WATP history and it was a father-daughter show where the daughter quit

Well Samantha won't be on anymore, but he just kept doing this show Like a father-daughter thing. Oh man, so that should circle back on that Forgot all about until just now All right, Brian, what do you got I got one here. It's they're talking about a ride called test track. It's a ride where you design your cars and then I guess back in the day you just used to dress up like they used to dress you or make you look like a crash test dummy. Oh fun. Like for the car. Yeah. And this seems to offend them though. After they got humanized with the goofy poisoning, immediately it was back to like their lame dickheads. In the original test track you were a crash test

dummy. Right and I think I don't think that aged very well. I don't know. No one likes to be called a dummy. Well I also just don't think that that's appropriate which might be silly but I don't I don't know that doesn't seem very politically correct. What? Looking to get offended at anything that's insane. I've never heard the crash test dummy is not politically correct It's not a person. It's a Term Person Nobody likes to be called a dummy. Yeah, right. Just like Jesus. What are you gonna call janitor if you're gonna call them a crash? That's not me like no, no, no, that's not it's not a profession.

I wish it was. That was so she was majoring in college. Well, that's insane. Good, good catch on that. You know, on a personal note, I have a daughter, she comes over, she's like, Hey, you want to hang and like, Yeah, let's get a pizza. She's like, All right. Where are we hanging? She means if we're going into the studio. She has to watch stuttering John with me yes Poor girl, and I feel better about myself having watched this Well if there is every stuttering John theme park I'm taking taking both you to it all right. We're spending the day

Well this girl this girl at least is it exposed to non-stop like shit way You guys want to hear another example of the princess's major at college Mimi might be really stupid. She might be a really dumb idiot. I can't believe she's 18. Yeah, but check this out. Who is next on our list? Next we have Merida. And so when I was thinking of Merida, I was looking for something that was a little bit more like hefty, I

feel like a little bit more less experience based and more like thinky like book reading book study book. Take but as I thought about it more, Merida would not want to just like sit and read a book and study. She wants to just go out and do her archery and adventure and explore and be wild and fun. I would have abandoned this premise. This probably isn't working out. You don't like to go out and adventure Carl.

She wants to go on an adventure. Yeah, well, yeah tough shit. You got a test tomorrow study She kind of reminds me of the daughter and taken Remember when she got all excited that the stepfather bought her a pony Yeah, you know I was going crazy at the birthday But if she was taken he would have no idea what to do and would either run to the park himself cuz yay I got her passes now. I can bring a friend Just like we have your daughter. He's like that's fine. I actually save a lot of money How's you doing I Wouldn't put it past this guy to like join up to like a big brother program just so like when she does go off to college

He has somebody who's like I could take it to Disney. I think you're right about that There's an unboxing video they do so you mentioned d23 I don't know I guess that you said it's a convention it's huge it's worldwide it's every two years okay so apparently they can become a member as well hey howdy hey Troy me me his hey howdy hey he's trying to make that a thing it's just not like me with Christine Nolten. It's like, it's just not catching up. It's going to move on.

Here with a special, we don't do this very often unboxing video because we did a thing not too long ago after destination D23. We joined D23. We joined D23 and we finally got the box. I hate how they're shills for Disney. One of the worst corporations to ever exist in the world. Fucking Disney. These people are just giving them all of their money.

Just nonstop. It's like if I was supporting a Mexican cartel and I'm just, you can't believe what I got from the Mexican cartel this week I see something extra money. This is great. Well, I think indirectly I might be so let's not talk about God you want to do the honors go for it. This reminds me of Wednesday with Lucy Yeah, we do that unboxing on the VTP. I forgot about that All right. Let's let's see how exciting this is. It is time to get started on boxing. So we've got this white It's just packaging

It's got a card second diploma Decided to give us more money. Thank you Cool member. Here's your card. I knew it. I said it earlier Yep certificate of authenticity Mickey Mouse leader of the club milestones statue Okay, so this is the big box You know, I was gonna say he's pretending to be excited. I think he really is this excited. Yeah, I don't I am yeah, you're right. I think it's embarrassing. I'm not a violent person. I want to beat the fuck Open it because yours

This way Oh She's a white clothes or something It's the Stanley Cup like it's an Oscar yeah leader Come the club So it's a statue It says Disney 100 It's very cool. It's not cool. Yeah Very nice, this is super cool. Where should we put him? Fucking garbage

That's gonna be a murder weapon. You like Mickey, huh? You like Mickey? You're gonna fight it in the yard with blood and chunks of hair. I hope so. All right. This is this is too much. What else you have Iraq? You got a few clips I want to point out with this clip here, too. They said we joined d23. Yeah, but she's saying it's what's your statue? Yeah, so she doesn't even get the stuff that from these perks of paying for this exclusive membership It all goes to him. No, you're right. He's way more to Disney than she is. Yeah, that's for sure The camera's not even off. He's like, give me that fucking statue. Actually, you

know, I obviously I'm not going to pull the clips. It's so boring. But when she was going through the different princesses, she go, you know, I don't really remember this movie that well. He's like, well, it was the one where bubble bubble. He's like telling her like, okay, sorry, dad. Am I grounded again? Like he's there for the Friday morning early showing for the newest Pixar Disney movie over there And then he goes maybe he goes back on Saturday when she's free from her four jobs that they go and we're gonna go see it Together, but he really went out ahead to see it ahead of time Yeah, he's got a problem here. I don't know if you have anything else, but

Track six shows you sort of the way they kind of sign off each show. Answer the question. We want to give you the little claps. We didn't give any little claps out this week to anyone in particular. We want to give a little claps everyone for listening, for being patient. Little claps. You all deserve a little claps. We did not have a show last week. It's my fault. It's not Mimi's fault. What are these people inspired by? They're trying to make everything a thing. Yeah. Like it's hey Heidi Ho and then thank you for being here. Little claps. What are these people inspired by? They're trying to make everything a thing. Like his hey Heidi ho and then thank you for being here little Cleps.

It's just not happening. No, he has nothing to do. I don't even know if he works. But he sits around all day coming up with these concepts while she's working four jobs. Who knows how many jobs the mom has. I have to tell you, he did say that he had the Secret Santa at work bottom the Funko pop And he goes everyone at my job knows I'm into Disney back when I worked a job like a loser There was a guy who in his office was Disney everything a guy And all we did was make fun of him behind his back just nonstop Just want to let this guy know that your co-workers are goofing out to you. Just FYI

I just picture him working at the Disney store at the mall that could be it too yeah all my coworkers know I'm into Disney it's like and if you guys are watching curb this season there there's the girl who works she works for Disney oh my god she works at Disney that's amazing that turns out she's a greeter at the store anyway anything else Eric no that's it Alright. It was hard going through three different episodes and only having seven clips because the rest of it is just no point it's not even interesting to bring up. I know it's brutal so thank you guys for doing the homework on that. Here come the carrots making their way upfield followed by the

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My buddy Drew Lane brought it up on the Drew and Mike show. This is from the Sunday episode. So we had just done the show. Carl had his 500th WATP. Did you listen to it yet, Brandon? I haven't, no. It's really good show. It's funny because they brought back some of the shows

that were the worst shows over the whole course of W ATP Which I think is I think they're about the same age. We are about eight years old They picked with the Dax That was good episode by the 500th episode congratulations to Carl Oh, that's Carl all right now contrast that with the way that Dick Masterson celebrated our 500th episode on the Dick Show. Just a little bit different, not as much, wow, it was a great episode, congrats, not so much.

Carl just passed his 500th episode, which I was on. He's gloating about it. His 500th episode. He did, man, it was a lot of fun. I don't know how he stacked up the episodes so quickly. He's a yesterday he was at like 200 and now he's at, I think he's like packing them in when nobody's looking. He's doing a lot of Saturday morning episodes to just build up the numbers. Saturday morning. He is a kind of guy. He's driven. Yeah. He's

driven. He's driven. He shortcut Carl, that's what we call him. I don't know about that. Most of his shows just other people's shows, you know? We have to do 100% of his show, you and I. Carl's just got to do like 20% of his show. It's pretty smart. Because most of his, half his show is Stuttering John. Is that right?

What, talking about Stuttering John? Oh, hi. Where's the dogs? Lazy cat. As I was saying, half of Carl's show is stuttering John and then 25% half of the remainder is other people's shows So really he's only doing you know Ten talking about stuttering John are those two doing a Rick and Morty clips. So that's 5% of a show

John he is doing he is a you remember Stuttering John, right? Of course I do, yeah. He is a fucking train wreck. Well they're talking about He's better than hell. Lawsuits and stuff. I mean, he was making fun of him and then were they doing a show together at one point

or did they speak? I think Stuttering John finally understood that it's like a joke and that he needs to kind of stop being such a Cock-ass about it. He also he comes from the be the before times as far as the yeah goes and that I can see That's a big because because I relate to that on some extent I mean even though like, you know, I was still relatively young when the internet was in most people's houses but yeah, like I've never I still think of it as like It's a different. It's as like, it's a different thing. Like there are things where it's like,

you have to understand that some people are doing things for views, for rate, like it's a fucking show. You're not a big shot anymore. These guys are the big shots with the podcast. So stop being a, stop trying to fucking big league them. Well, he's still thinking, you know, Howard Stern. You're taking shots of Miller Lite for $5. If you're on TV or a big shot if you're not you're nobody, you know, buddy Yeah, really play anymore. Uh, it's so he's playing along now. I think yeah and like he's making fun of them now

Which is I do which is what you want you're making fun of them. They're making fun of you, right? Could he have like a kind of a just like a sit down heart to heart with George or something where it's just like look Dude, you like you Sean you're describing my dream my dream up That's hilarious I'm so happy for you. You have a terrific show and a terrific audience Uh, even if and you're only doing 10 of the work and every episode that's the most incredible part And every episode, that's the most incredible part. Yeah!

I took that as very sarcastic. That was a long way for a backhanded compliment. Yes, I found that very, very sarcastic the whole way through. But thanks, guys. Thanks for chatting us up over there. Thanks for eating up some time here. Yeah, I always appreciate that.

All right, it is time for our. C, it is time for our bridge of the week. Great job. And actually we got two submissions from Cardiff who says I don't normally participate in this portion of the show, but he found some things that we need to address. One of them being Eric's former boss Greg Opie Hughes. You know, Greg likes to walk around the streets of Manhattan with his phone out and videotaping things. And every now and again, he embarrasses himself. Here's an example.

We got a soprano dude. He had Yuri playing. Soprano dude, love your restaurant. He had Yuri playing. Oh, my, like in perioli. That's awesome. Soprano dude, love your restaurant. Like Imperiole. That's awesome. Could he be more of a pompous a-hole though? Yeah, he completely ignored me like that in a fair way. Yeah, everyone would ignore you. You're walking by him and call him Soprano guy?

Love your restaurant? Or maybe that was directed at Opie and he just misunderstood it. Yeah, probably. Could you be more of a pompous asshole? It's awesome that you saw Michael Imperioli. Hasn't Michael Imperioli been on the Opie and Anthony show? Wasn't he a guest? I'm pretty sure he was. I don't know.

Okay. I just feel like Opie could have said, hey, I'm Opie from Opie and Anthony and the Opie show and shook his hand and had an interaction. He can't do that. Instead, he has to walk by and be like, soprano guy! He can't't what does he think the reactions are gonna get he can't handle the rejection so he's got to keep moving Yes, you know what? You're right. He if he set himself up to fail like that. Do you remember me from opening Anthony? Yeah Started this back up when it's one of the least safest times to walk around New York City now.

Oh yeah, watch out for gunshots. Yeah, I just want to see something happen. Something interesting. Wait, what are you, what are you saying here, Eric Nagel? I don't know. I mean, give it a couple weeks. He'll be spinning around in the middle of the crosswalk there complaining that somebody else isn't coming on his show. Yep. All right.

There's another- How's a famous guy, you know, like or or a formerly famous guy. Like, how does he not know? No, no. Opie. How does he not know that people don't like that kind of shit? Yeah, that as a person with some degree of celebrity. That's a great point because Opie's face used to be all over Manhattan. He was recognized everywhere. He went, and I'm sure he didn't want people to be going like, hey, it's Radio Dude, hey, what's up, Radio Dude, let me rest on Radio Dude. I would actually like to see that. I'd like to see him walking out there

and people going up and constantly ruining his live walkabouts. Well, now he loves being recognized. And he's even said it, he goes, I usually get recognized about once a day, and it's still a thrill for me. The dog doesn't count. All right. So here's a second cringe of the week. And this one is our boy, Tommy, MSCS media. Now he hired Scott the engineer because Stuttering John told him to hire Scott the engineer and Scott the

engineer socks. I mean mean if you wonder why Howard hated him it's cuz he's terrible at his job and here's proof of it this is incredible you see this Scott how could this have this is wild yeah this is more a legal tunnel under New York City synagogue the stabilizes nearby buildings official stat say scroll down Scott scroll down you got a scroll with the mouse with your fingers oh you don't know you don't know how to use this mouse all right tell me the time on there Scott forgot his mouse what's the time on the audio okay you take two fingers Tommy's right down it no I think he's written on the timestamp so they can

edit this out later never did obviously but This is incredible to scroll down You still can't do it you think Scott was from another planet there we go up okay now too far Do you want maybe try using the trackpad? All right go back up scroll I can only scroll down Scroll up Scroll I can only scroll down Scroll up and down he's clicking on banner ads Mouse work out up Scott. I gotta read the fucking thing Howard made him use windows you guys never use Mac Mac, did you? Never had a Mac.

Even at the end? No. Oh, wow. Why would that matter? Yeah, why does that matter? I'm gonna fucking mouse. I'm gonna cut this, don't worry about it, Tommy. You're the king, Tommy.

So, I don't know about you guys. I've been using the internet for quite some time, so maybe I'm showing off a little bit. There are many, many ways to scroll down a page. You can use bit there are many many ways to scroll down a page you can Use the arrow keys on your keyboard to scroll down. I remember that Some of the new Macs are touch screens you can go sit and just swipe your finger down the screen You don't talk I Don't it was the company's choice not his choice not any it was like whoever the engineering heads were

They decided that is the only sound person I've ever met my life And I've had some big sound guys not as big as you they didn't use Mac Well, I used I I did use a Mac on my own and Pro Tools because I know how to use Pro Tools And I use the Mac so I know trying to get fired. It's just been a few years since I used a Mac Yeah, I'm not bringing your balls. I know I Alright trying to get fired. It's just been a few years since I used a man. Yeah, I'm not for your balls I know I have a bit of it. All right, so Okay, the illegal tunnel discovered under a historic Brooklyn I'm not going to do that. It's like you're definitely taking this out, right, Tommy?

Okay. The illegal tunnel discovered under historic Brooklyn Synagogue compromised. He carried. This is that's incredible. That's a great clip. Cardiff. Thank you for finding that. Holy **** It's insane. It's got terrible. It's insane. Scott's terrible at his job. In other news, remember Adult Babies? Oh yeah. Podcasts I brought in. That was amazing and

terrible at the same time. Terrible. Are we suffering some blowback from that? Nope. Check out what they just posted. They just won Best Podcast, the official winner of the Bethpage best of Long Island he saw this too no I heard them talking about when we were reviewing it come on yeah well no cuz remember we were talking about cuz at first when I saw this I said oh that Boogert up show must have won cuz Boogert up was talking about how they were up for best show in Cleveland mmm what does it take to be the best show at these places I don't know are be the best show at these places?

I don't know. Are we the best? I think so. It's just flooding votes online on their webpage. That's all it, cause every major city has these best restaurant, best podcast, best whatever. And it's just getting enough people to go and click the little circle next to your name. You don't think that this is actually the best podcast. You think they're just giving these out willy nilly? I'm suspect.

Okay. You might be right about that. Can you imagine that meaning something to you? I mean, holy shit. What would you do if tell them Steve Dave got best New Jersey podcast? Uh, who, who did it come from? Did it come from a credit union or did it come from? Rich credit union

That's depends Guys I have a special treat for us today Yeah, as you know PFG TV TV is back. They just posted their third episode. Eric, have you seen this yet? I saw it on your show when that he was back. I knew he got fired and they pretty much anybody associated with him also got let go except the female co-host. They kept her. Oh, T rice still there. Yeah, she's still there, but they got rid of him. The fact that he's using like one of those industrial cable wheels that you usually just see sitting on the side of like construction sites, they just brought it in and flipped it over and

like, that's a desk. Well, this, that changes for this episode. Now, if you remember a lot of audio issues in that first episode, and so he comes on this one and he says, we have a completely different crew. We have a brand new crew of people helping with the audio. So it should be all fixed up. And this is how the show starts off. I'm gonna be a rock star, live with the Nixx TV! TV! TV! Hey, once again, I think we're live now. This is interesting. Let me tell you something about a live TV show. We've gone through so many different changes. Today, though, I'm gonna be honest. I asked Mike,

we have a whole new crew. Please be aware. We have a whole new crew. It's about to get fired. This is the show. The on-live portion of the show. I said, Mike, is it okay if I bring up the fact that I may eff up a little bit? I mean you can't script this any better than this guys starts his show saying now Look, he might have some problems, but nothing like we had the first time we try to do The audio the videos not working this is his show. It's supposed to have video right here. It's not working at all It's black Scott the engineer work on this show

Crowd sound sounds like the beginning of Mike Tyson's punch out before you hear the ding ding and then the music plays. Good call. Yeah. So they're having a little issue with being overly modulated here and they don't have the proper modulation, I would say. So now we're introducing Holly, his co-host here. And I apologize.

The audio is crap. So you got to bear with me here and try to push through it and try to understand what they're saying because I would imagine if I'm a female co-host of a show this is not what I want brought up immediately. I texted me the other day and says I get like I think it's a pimple on my lip I was hoping it was like that kind of pimple. It's on this side so you get to look at it more than these guys Good to you. I feel like once you get your 40s, I feel like you just should never get a pimple ever again ever ever ever but unfortunately

I think it got worse with age I heard that people that do steroids get back to me as they call it pimples on their back I would never touch this stuff so I would know It's a good thing Great anecdote as they call it, pimples on the back. I would never touch the stuff. So I would know. Great. Audio's terrible. They don't know how to center a camera. It's so bad. So now he's sitting on a chair and then she's sitting on the couch or they can bring guests on this PFG TV logo. He has it's so weird because it's just like cardboard or something. And it's's it looks like brick and then they put it on the brick wall to make it seem like someone spray-painted His logo on the brick wall It's so bad

But so you see those big PA speakers up there I wonder if like someone's recording it by holding up their phone next to the speaker Like right now. What the fuck? How long has Scorch been in the business? Longer than you and I have been alive. I mean, it's it's insane. It's crazy. The late 80s.

It's crazy. Of course, you definitely want to bring up the fact that your co-host has a pimple on her lip. Sure, it's a pimple. Why not? We'll play along. And then he immediately goes into, yeah, you know, I hear if you do steroids you get back knee because he wanted to brag about how he used to do steroids. Cool dude. And he used to be involved with wrestling. Yes. Yeah. He was a different looking dude back then. Talk about transformations. So

what I find fascinating about this is he's finally doing, he calls it a TV show. It's live on YouTube, not a TV show, but it is a streaming video. You can watch it anywhere in the world. And so what does he do? He starts talking about the local advertisers. He has that are sponsoring this show I want to say here to uh to uh, uh, dave and economy furniture. Uh dave you guys gave us this wonderful set Thank you guys so much for everything. We appreciate you. Just like we appreciate the first round of the show today, today's F The Facts. There it goes. F The Facts. F The Facts brought to you by Calm and Corrected Cannabis Company. They are in Chippewa Falls. They

are the exclusive Chippewa Falls cannabis company that's gorgeous. The only Chippewa Falls cannabis company that sponsors PFG TV. Back in the day when we were still covering this on ONA, each time we'd find more clips of it, he all of a sudden was being going to be syndicated into some other new markets. At one point he said, we're going to be syndicated in London. Like they're carrying him on some big London has like three is like old school, three major networks and that's it. And he's like, he's going on there. I can't tell you which one, but he was going to be syndicated and did the same exact thing with the local sponsors. When I think when he was up in some like shit town in Massachusetts

Yeah, no Viewers were watching the show he's sitting in some restaurant in the corner somewhere talking about how there's millions of people watching It's like this doesn't seem credible. I'm not buying it for a second. It's garbage And I love his casting couch, too. Yes, so I it's ridiculous to me that you're doing a show like this. Obviously he's got some connections through the radio station where he's getting these people to sponsor the show. Who knows what that entails? Also he goes, F'd up facts.

You can say, fuck no, Scorch. You're on YouTube. You don't have to say F'd up facts anymore. No, the sponsor will get mad. You're right He's he really does he still think or maybe he thinks of a TV network will pick it up, right? Yeah, so it's gonna be just like Joe Maddarese. I'm doing this. So the TV network picks this up So we're gonna do it right like where are where is he broadcasting this from some bar? Yeah, it's a sports bar So it is like Opie then where they just kind of goes to a bar and there's people there Kind of except for he's not holding on to a microphone

Pushing people's faces. They actually have advanced. They're actually mic'd up. It's just not working very well So after he promotes Dave at economy furniture He promotes wicked sweet bake shop and then he goes on to talk about the next segment they're gonna do never does do after facts. I was kind of bummed about that. Right on to the top. I know. So then he goes on to promote the next thing. And this is I want to point out radio guys have no idea how to perform in front of an audience. We're gonna come back when we do today's Facebook feedback. We're gonna come back and do today's Facebook feedback.

Yeah! We really do. This is, you know, the guy before said this is such a low budget thing. We really need to apply science so people know. You think network TV shows, the people who apply it's automatic. They have science, they crap, and they don't crap. So we'll get one of those. You guys will know what to do after that. This is the longest cringe of the week we've ever done.

I know, I'm sorry about that. He goes, do you think people on network TV shows applause automatically? Jesus Christ. They upside to that. But also, just saying you're going to do Facebook feedback shouldn't get people excited and jumping out of their chairs. Just do the fucking bit. Do the segment. Yeah, you don't have to say what's coming up. And he had to repeat it and look out of their chairs. Just do the fucking bit. Do the segment. You don't have to say what's coming up. And he had a repeated look at glare at them. Yeah. I said face. That was your thing. All we hear is feedback you asshole. Yeah. No shit. So then after that he talks about mad computer services. Shilka flooring and then this ad this

ad this is where you know things are going well. Chris services. Uh Shilka flooring anything like that. Big, little businesses personal. Chris Powell died of realty. Here's the man at the club. Now, here's the man out there. I saw Brent yesterday. He's a realty guy. He looks like Mimi's dad. He does. Could you imagine that you actually were convinced

to pay a sponsorship to this, and then while he's doing the plug, you can't hear any of the plug for the sponsorship. No, this is just all static and distortion. I would hope he got his money back on this one. Chris Powell, I always wonder like with Harrison young too, with his underwriters, I'm like, I want to know how much business increases versus how much you're paying for these little ads that you do. Like something like this. Like how much is this?

Yes. I would be fascinated by that. That was one of the first things we pointed out when we were making fun of Eric Zane's show. Before he was the host of the In Zane Asylum. Long before. But we were making fun of him for having all these local advertisers. And I was like, what do they give you? Like 20 bucks? And Eric was responding to us. He goes, I think we want to nail it. Something like that, probably in the ballpark.

After this, he does an ad for Chickadee's family restaurant. And then we're finally able to get into the first segment. And that is Facebook feedback, but it's not Facebook feedback. It's Facebook feedback questions, which I would argue feedback and questions are two different things. So this is very confused. Facebook questions. Yes, this is very confusing. Facebook feedback question. Three bands that meant a lot to you in your high school years. Three bands that meant a lot to you. This is such a morning drive. Call in. Tell us

what three bands were the most important to you and you were in high school. This is evergreen. Yeah. Yeah. Slow News Day stuff when in that six to seven o'clock hour when you don't have enough of your own life to to talk about and nobody's calling. You have to throw this out because somebody's going to have some kind of opinion and then it looked like well Today's show was great. It's like the high school bands. Taylor Scherz, Madonna. Really? I just said sister Madonna and Pantera like, you need Scherz.

No, no, no, no. I would, I don't, I don't know. See this is the problem. Now you sent her the camera. Yeah, they caught me sending the camera. How old is she pretending she is? Where she's listening to Pantera back in high school. Yeah, well she's in her 40s, is what she's saying.

Oh, wow. Yeah, I put her at like 60. Yeah. Well, she's in her forties. I this is what she's saying. Oh, yeah. I put her at like 60. Yeah. Well, she made the comment about the pimple. She said, after you turn 40, I don't think you should get any pimples anymore. So I assumed I guess that could be she's in her sixties. Yeah, that's a, that's a good point. I just hate this whole thing where it's like, none of this matters. Right? No. So just spit out a third band name. Once you move on, it says, it's like, I don't know. After that, I couldn't even tell you also scorch, I don't need help with my memories. You don't not going to jog them

for me. I know. It's so obnoxious. So, then Scorch goes on to say, you ready for this? Aerosmith, Van Halen, and ACDC, which couldn't be more boring. No **** Those three bands could not be more boring. Deep pull to talk about. But at least we know that Scorch saying this. What about strangers that we don't know on Facebook laying out their three favorite bands from when they were in high school? What does Scott pick? Scott from Amory, Wisconsin says Beastie Boys, Radiohead and Bjork, which is Yeah The audience knows how to do this bit better than he does You always the third band is something out of left field to get a conversation going or debate

He went run of the mill for his aging out conversation going or debate. He went run of the mill for his aging out generation. This person put in like they knew how to do the bit and they're teaching Scorch how to do his own bit. Yeah. And then Scorch goes, I bet you like alternative rock or emo. Those are two different things. I'm offended by that. No one likes emo. No, emo's terrible and but you're you're exactly right about this like Bjork. Oh, that's interesting. I have

a conversation. I'm running something and he just goes, oh, okay. She's good. Remember when she wore the the swan outfit to the Grammys or something like that. Something to keep this conversation going in the music, but I jerked off

to her something. Or the guy that stalked her. That dude that stalked her that dude that's doctors and interesting story. So then he's talking about his friend Dell. Now, Dell works at a media company in the area that Scorch used to work at. Eric Brian guys, listen to this. Tell me if you can decipher what Scorch is saying here. I was pulling my hair out trying to figure this out. I'm trying to do that. I know I don't even I one even I didn't. I'm trying to translate for people. This one's tough.

I wish you pull your hair out. I probably should before a largo. Works at another media company that I used to work for, but they got rid of me because they said I made too much. Oh, I just picked up on it now. Yeah. Okay. Zoomock. So yeah, yeah, they were paying made too much. Oh, I just picked up on it now. Yeah. Okay. Zoom

mock. So yeah, yeah, they were paying him too much money. So he works for a company that I used to work with, but they got rid of me because they said I made too much, which could mean any amount of money in Wisconsin. 20 bucks. Now I want you to notice that they are riding the levels whoever is Engineering this yeah knows that it sounds like shit, but it's still over by July is just quieter So they're not actually fixing the problem here riding the master not the actual inputs that are coming in today that are causing the problem pictured it going through a pedal board too much metal zone

I don't need that. Whoops. works at another media company that I used to work for. But they got rid of me because they said I made too much. So you see, I got real quiet there at the end. And I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about there. His charity or whatever. So now we're gonna do one of these. We're still doing the Facebook feedback question. And we're gonna get one from a guy in London. And this is why- He syndicated there. Yes I know.

This is going back to what you were saying before. And this is where Scorch has no idea how to handle a live audience he goes give it up for overseas. All the countries give it on for all of them. Give it up for overseas. Little claps everybody. Overseas. Give it up for London, England. If they didn't give it up for the Facebook questions they're not giving it up for those countries. All right so now we're going to finally wrap up this bit and bring on the first guests that come on Where's the folks from? Okay So I assume this is a local band There's something there's a there's a older woman and older gentleman who just sat down there dolled up

Trying to be rock stars still He's like do what you got to do walk in front of the camera if you had to be unprofessional for a second Yeah, I'll be the professional one on this show don't worry about it. I got no piece thing remember Yeah, oh who cared background noises also what you'd knock this over the doors open you can hear stuff in the hallway. Who cares? That's fine. Walk in front of the camera. I just belched. Belched on the radio. Don't have anything set up in time. Have nobody put them on the couch while you're wrapping up so that you can just turn to them and keep it going in a fluid manner. So these people, these nobodies, sit down on the couch to be interviewed by Scorch. And the first question is the worst possible question ever. As a, it's not just a Wisconsin big thing,

but you are a big thing. And you've got great attitude to part of it, which is nice. When did you realize, R, S, we're getting a big thing? That's a great question. I think, um, I think I'm just sort of like a big, big, big, big, big? Why are you so popular? He's like, you're really huge. You guys have made it big, not just in Wisconsin, but everywhere.

When did you realize that? She's like, ugh. It's not even true. It sounds really hard for me to answer this. It's an embarrassing question to have to answer when you know the answer. I'm not big. Yeah. No one here knows us, except for my family, who I asked to come out.

That's about it. Someone was asking her for a round of drinks before she got insane. And she was like, ah. Put her tray down before she sat down on the couch. All right. You guys want to hear more audio fuck ups? This just gets insane right here. This is so bad.

And this is 27 minutes into the show. all right. This is what's going on So I sped it up 3x speed because now the audio is completely somebody leaned on the mute button I think so Definitely it's yeah lot of work. Like, um. And you have to, you have to perform. You're a nice, you're a side contract. You gotta perform if you're feeling like crud. They finally figured it out! I feel like it's just random people walking by the soundboard

and tweaking it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a green button. What does this thing do? Oh! Hey at that? This is insane, so okay great now now the audio is clear I can hear what the people are saying and then we're right back to no audio at all Just talk a can your thing and he has his next gas side and wait till you see these assholes This is incredible Buster yeah, it looks like a ghost buster charismatic shaking the hand of

We'll get a second care there it is yeah, he's a ghost buster alright you got it you got another one Two guys dressed up like ghost busters on the show They're the guys to go to their local comic-con and take all the photos. Yep Get up for the things you remember the guy even has the car Yeah, so they're talking to him about that and like oh Scorespaces garbage joke about Rocky. Oh good thing you're not in the punched everywhere you go. And anyway, so this is the last clip I have on here, but these guys here are going to be shocked to find out their dorks. The audio comes back.

What made you decide to do this? Like, good. If you were a Rocky fan, you're going to see your face. Bashed it. And so it's a good thing. Yeah. Where did this all start from? Like, how did it? So the audio is bad right there, but the guy goes I don't like the gals bosses I just like I just like it dress up for Halloween Like the only costume I could afford All right

Scorch does not fail to entertain No, I know and when we saw PFG was coming back. I was like oh this could be good What did I know how good it was going to be? Shit, and I wonder how scorch handles this sort of thing I wonder if he's good natured about it Or if he freaks out at everyone when he watched watches back on YouTube is like what the fuck is this guys? How are we not doing a sound check? That first desk that wheel that was there after how bad that show was so they

So if he has a new set next week we know that he doesn't take this well Well by the third show yeah like you're either Enraged or defeated yeah, right or you think it's going well. Yeah, or it's good enough. Yeah, yeah It's also a possibility Life to get upset over right Well speaking of things that aren't going well. So I mentioned on the last episode, Joe Matariz had Ray DeVito on and then quit podcasting, took down all of his podcasts, all the videos, just nuked it all. And

even put out a notice on his Patreon. And the it says, I'm closing up shop. This is three days ago. He posted this on Patreon. It says, Hi, everyone, I truly appreciate you all for subscribing here and supporting my podcast. I decided after doing 28 episodes of the Joe Metari show, it just wasn't my thing. Yes, it just wasn't my thing. Yes, it made me a little money, but I'm not really interested in the creative turn it took once I started doing it live. Even when I pre-recorded episodes, it just

had no direction and I didn't seem very good about it. Hmm. At it. I didn't seem very good at it. Thank you. My personality isn't enough isn't nearly big enough to survive in the 2024 podcast world. When I'm feeling boring while I'm talking, that's never a good sign. My heart is telling me to just concentrate on stand up and keep writing and creating stand up and stand up content. Yes, I know people have told me that. But sometimes I just have to take a swing and figure it out on my own. Stopping my podcast really will open up a lot more of my time to write comedy, and most

importantly, spend more quality time with my family. I'm not sure what to do with my Patreon question mark. I could add stand up content here question mark. I'm up for your suggestions since you all are donating to it. I may just close this up as well. Please write me back to voice your opinions, but please don't try to convince me to podcast because that ship has sailed. I also deleted all the episodes from everywhere it existed. It's gone from existence and talk to you all soon. And I hope to meet you in person one day at a show show. So he knows he's talking to 12 people. Well, we're going to find out actually how many people he's talking to because the reason

why I have this is because I just signed up for his Patreon and he sent me a note already which is funny. He saw that I signed up and he sent me a note. He's just like, ah, you really want me to come back? I go, yeah Joe, we need you buddy. Come on. And if anybody caught misery loves company yesterday Joe madder ease pops on near the end of the show and because they were talking about this

They're like, holy shit. He just quit podcast singing and put out this notice to everyone. Don't even try to convince me That's the funniest part about that. So he goes on MLC talks to Kevin Brennan and This is the most recent post on this Patreon. It is, I changed my mind. I'm opening up shop. Hi everyone, I'm talking to Kevin Brennan on his MLC podcast today. I decided to come back on the air

and just do my podcast once a week, still live, but just once a week. It may be live during the daytime when my kids are in school. Stay tuned for when it will be live weekly. Joe. So I decided to clip this. I thought we could go out on an adventure together and find out how Joe came to the conclusion that he needs to come back to podcasting after saying he was

definitely done. Flashback. He's tried so many times to podcast. He's failed every time. He's finally had enough. And so this is him explaining the issues that he has. He just cannot figure out what he's trying to do. Your show is the right format for the StreamYard, YouTube, like you said, Mike and the Mad Dog style broadcast. I just want to point something out. None of that made any sense.

Joe doesn't even know what the fuck he's talking about. So Streamyard is the platform you use to actually stream your show and the video of it and bring guests on and stuff like that. YouTube is the platform people use to watch it. And Mike and the Mad Dog was a radio show. Fuck those three things. Team yard, YouTube, like you said, Mike and the mad dog style broadcast. Me, I didn't know what kind of broadcast I wanted to do, which is a huge mistake. I like how the producers like, uh, I don't know, but Kevin's like, go on. Yeah. So this very quickly turns into them trying to help Joe and Joe explaining why he can't get it right. And what's wrong with this. But to just turn the cameras on and talk with my personality, it ran its course so fast that I was like, I'd rather do nothing than have just people shitting on me, you know?

And like, there was no regular comments coming in. It was like, it was Joe's dunk tank, and I was like skewed negative. They were regular. Doesn't he seem like the ultimate underdog at this point? Yes, yes. Yeah, I kind of feel bad for him.

I would, except for the guys in his fifties. He's been around forever and he can never figure anything out. He's a child. And I'm going to show you that today that he's constantly needs everyone else to help him. Remember his show was fixing Joe breaking. Joe, like everything is about like, Hey guys, what should I do? How do I do this? How come I can't do this? And he's so idiotic about, I just don't have the personality for it. Yeah. You need to have a personality you know the hosts of radio shows are called radio personalities because they have a personality Joe Joe's like I'm gonna be Italian today no he's like choosing it's like no you gotta be you retard it's

not the way that it works all right so this is Kevin's advice and then the crowds going to like, I'm just using Stuttering John. Everybody hates Stuttering John a year ago and now he's here and now he, and even if people troll him, he's still making money and now he's starting to win over fans probably just because he's just taking a beating and he's, he's just taking it well. And now people are just being like, you know, Stunner John's like, like you're a great comic. I can say you're a great comic. Stunner John was great on the Howard Stern show. You're a great comic. So there's no point. There's no reason for you to not like have fans at this as well,

even if they're just like trying to, you know, troll you. So Kevin's advice is just do what Stutterie John's doing. It doesn't matter that his health is failing him and he's obviously miserable and just getting beat up every day all day long. Do that. See how that works for you. His advice is basically like take your licks and maybe you'll make some money. Yeah. Yeah. That was a that's basically it because Joe was complaining that people are trolling him in the chat and they're not even giving him super chats Just insulting him not even five bucks. What the fuck what's the point of that? He said he's a child What the listeners don't see is how he's fidgeting around

Achieving nothing with probably probably not listening. Yeah I know not listening to some sound advice about how we should just take it So let's find out what Joe thought the solution was gonna be when he started going live. So he was doing his podcast from that studio in Manhattan. That lasted about five or six episodes. He was not gonna have guests on. He was gonna talk about a topic. Then immediately started having guests on. And then he decided to leave that and do it from home because it was too expensive to work with the producer.

Then he's using this new software. He didn't know how to use the software. Then he saw... And this is what happens to all these fucking guys. All these guys watch Kevin Brennan, the most low effort show on the internet. Props to you, Kevin. I cannot do what you do. He puts zero work into it. Zero prep sits down, turns on the camera and people just start giving him money. And everyone sees it and goes, I want to do that.

Yeah. No shit. Looks pretty cool. Doesn't it looks pretty fun You bring out Chad Zuback and the super chairs go Chad's a loser and you just you know, yeah He is thanks for 20 bucks. Keep it coming That's a cool gig. I get it So that's all Joe ever wanted to do cuz everyone who watches MLC or goes on MLC goes I'm gonna do that

And it doesn't work out for other people but this was his big idea here. A better solution could be one you had presented it to me which is just come on my show once a week but when I contacted you the week after that to be on again I didn't hear back from you so I was like. Yeah but that's that was nothing on you I I don't book in advance so I have to kind of book I have a lot going on. Kevin Brint has a lot going on. You understand I'm a very busy man. You're on the internet complaining about nonsense twice a day, Kevin. What do you mean you're busy? We see what you're up to. So his idea was, I'll just come on your show, Kevin, and promote my show. And that

way we'll get people because he was doing a show at 7 p.m. To go on after Kevin so his whole idea was I'll go on MLC I'll say hey all you people who are giving all your money to Kevin come over and give your money to me afterwards And we'll do this thing and one week Kevin didn't get back to me. Just like well. That's out the fucking way Well, that's out the fucking way. Never mind. That's fucking great. I tried. It's misleading because you see guys like Brennan

and truly to a certain extent like these super chats just flood in. It's crazy. You know, so people are like, well I want a taste of that without knowing like well you gotta build your audience and you have to have something to offer. Like they're not just gonna give you money for the hell of it. just that Christian and Eric Zane

But that is what Joe thought was going to happen he just thought like I'll just start doing this live and I'll read the chat and They'll provide me with the content that I need and all the money that I need and make it all work And so this is what he thinks the problem was with his show and why it wasn't working. One stupid mistake was out of many stupid mistakes was I was trying to do four days a week and do a show every night at seven o'clock because it seemed like you needed to be frequent to get the people to be interested in it. And then I ran into it was not working for my home life. You know, like my wife was like, what the fuck? You're up

there for an hour and a half. I need you down. An artist. Right. So it's so pathetic. Joe's getting 12 people watching him live. And then he goes, I know what I'll do. I'll go on every day for 12 people watching me live. No, no, no, no. You got to build something here. Joe, do one really good show in a week and then more people will come and watch you. He's like, no, no, I'll stretch it out and just be boring a lot longer and see what happens. You think you got to be in it to win it.

Yeah. Well, also, and the way these guys, their their model works, I'm glad we don't have the same model here at WATP, is the only way they make money is by podcasting. If they're not online, they're not making money because they have to be actively reading super chats. So all of these guys who watch this as the model, just like, I'm just starting to start doing this every single day and hope that that works for me. And of course, I can't imagine what his home life is like, because Joe goes on to explain, my wife doesn't let me talk about her. I'm not allowed to talk about the kids.

I'm not allowed to talk about this. I'm not allowed to talk about that. He's a child. Like I said, his wife has to scold him. Joe, what did you say on your show today? I told you, you can't do that. She's one of the 12 watching. Yes, probably.

Keeping tabs on him downstairs and yelling at him in real time. So this is Joe's childish behavior I go to you like you're my uh you're my mentor in this game um and I realized after the smoke cleared after I dude I literally I went and deleted every fucking episode from anywhere you could see him I took every clip it was. I took every clip down. It was incredible, it was incredible. I took every clip down. So he rage quit. He broke the console. Again, like a child.

Like a child would. He's like, well, I don't want any of this stuff there. I'll just stop playing video games. Yeah, he taps out so soon too. And he even explained the reason why he did that. It's because all of the content's so bad. He didn't want the content out there. It's like he left it up there for a while now, Joe. so bad. He didn't want the content out there

Like you left it up there for a while. No Joe. No now you decided you don't want that. Okay It's really shitty for the gas. It's gonna have a hard time getting guests in the future fees rebooting this podcast Because he was ripping on his guests. Oh, that was the worst leaving them. He was blaming his guests. They're so boring these comics I'm talking to her so boy. You're boring Joe. Yeah, I mean they were boring too sometimes But you know what I mean? All right So now he's talking about that famous fixing Joe episode that we recently highlighted on a bonus episode who are these podcasts? Where he was in the village underground he had the camera crew at the live band Jim Norton Anthony Kumiya Artie Lang This was gonna be the pilot for the TV show that was gonna get picked up. He had all these great ideas this was gonna fix him this was this was gonna be the pilot for the TV show that was going to get picked up. He had all these great ideas. This is going to fix him. This was this was going to be the thing that did it.

And that's that's what I wanted to do with that already Lang Anthony Kumi, Jim Norton pilot. I wanted to delete that and that I and that's what got me so mad is when someone the red bar guy took it and made it still stay alive. I was like, cuz I knew I stunk on it. I was like, I don't like having lots of things out there where I suck. That's my problem. And I think the fans were correct when they said,

Ray DeVito doesn't mind sucking and doesn't mind people telling him. Did you just can you still hear me? Yeah, yeah, we hear you. So rate of veto the only reason why his name was brought up is because he did the show with Joe and then Joe quit podcasting. So they were speculating that Ray was the I think we did the same thing. Like is Ray the reason why he quit but then Joe like he always does, just decided to throw Ray DeVito under the bus right there. He just got some shrapnel for no reason at all. He's just like, you know, I'm not like Ray DeVito, put up a bunch

of shitty content and not care about it. Did Ray say that? I don't think Ray says that. I don't think he's talking about how it's, content's all shitty and he doesn't care. The fuck? It's weird. Brian, you still feel bad for Joe Not anymore I can just imagine his wife Yeah If you're like up there five days a week by Podcasting and putting all this time into it and you do have like, you know the wife and the kids and you're like Well, how much did you make in super chats and he's like what's for dinner?

We're building something over here. It takes time. We're building it. We're up to 12 guys. He has no patience at all for this shit. Alright, so this is my problem with Joe Maddareese right here. This is what he does every time. Well, I've said this to you before. I'm totally in for literally going, Hey Kevin, what should I do? And I'll just do it because that's not how it works. Oh, well, I mean, I don't maybe what you got to do is show up. Listen, listen, how many times a week do I got to turn the fucking thing? And what am I talking about?

Unbelievable. I'm a lazy, lazy man. Could you imagine? So he said that Kevin's his mentor and he goes to him Kevin Just write out a script of what I should say and talk about and tell me how to say it and where to put it Yeah, some jokes would help. Yeah. Yeah, I bunch it up for me, too before you send it a log What Joe doesn't seem to understand is that like Brennan is the sum total of his enemies. Yes without enemies Brennan really doesn't have that much. No, that's why that's why Brennan manufactures enemies. That's why he's mad at Shuley because Mike Helter gave out Kevin Brennan's phone number. Still, that's a head scratcher piss anyone.

I still don't understand that when he's mad at me. He doesn't even know why he's mad at me. Something about a mandolin or something. I don't even know. But yeah, he just, he manufactures all these enemies so that he had you know melt him now and it's just like oh hacky's running against hackamani because without that he's got nothing right like the shooley thing sort of organically unfolded into what it became and then he then he went from there with it so what is he going to tell maderice like what like people ask me the same thing some how can i build a bunch of people with my podcast and it's like i don't know yeah like i's like, I don't know.

Yeah, right. Like I never tried, so I don't know. Like I had the advantage of coming in with Kevin Smith being, you know, backing it. So it's like, that's a huge boost. So I can't tell you how to do it any other way. And honestly, people have asked me for advice and I'm happy to give out advice on what worked for me,

but I can't imagine someone going to me and going, Carol, just how to podcast what to talk about when to put it on how often to do it like go fuck yourself what are you talking about figure it out try some shit fuck you pay me see what works out that uh it's so pathetic that he's just like can you just tell me what to do I'll just do it I'll just do whatever you tell me to do so this is a defeated guy he's at pathetic that he's just like, can you just tell me what to do? I'll just do it. I'll just do whatever you tell me to do. So- This is a defeated guy. He's at a loss. He doesn't know what the fuck to do.

He is. He is at a loss. And I brought it up on the show, this past episode where I was talking about Artie and Dan Falato had a conversation on their podcast where Joe Maddareese was this up and coming comic. He was amazing. He was, it was lightening on fire.

And then he got with his wife. His wife got him on his antidepressants, anti anxiety, got him into therapy, and it became a shell of who he used to be. And he's actually admitting that here. I'm a way more interesting guy if I'm off my bed for podcasting, not for stand up though, because I can tell like it takes like something bad has to happen for me to even come across Excited like right now. I have emotion while I'm talking but normally when nothing's going on. I'm like hi everybody What are you guys doing today? And it's like so fucking boring. Yeah, it's a problem

You don't have a personality and he's blaming it on the medication He circles back around on this later on in the show just do it just fucking do it let me explain something here's a major factor and you would say that's why I don't take them when you take selects at 20 milligrams the antidepressant that I take to take my anxiety and my anger issues away it's not as easy to turn on a mic and have emotion you I'm flatlined. So the last thing you wanna do when you're on an antidepressant,

when you don't have a strong feeling about something that you wanna talk about, is be on camera and talk. You'd rather just go lay it down. Not a good advertisement for antidepressants out there. But I've never heard of a side effect being like a lack of self-awareness. Yeah, I can hear that a side effect being like a lack of self-awareness It's a good point But also isn't wanting to just go lay down isn't that what depression is and he's taking

Anti-depression medication that makes it want to just go lay down or sit in the fetal position. It's coming from the nap king here I've taken a host of anti-anxiety Anti-depressant drugs and when you find out that that's what they do to you you switch to a different drug Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. This isn't working for you Joe. You're not living your life. You're not enjoying your life right now This is bad What you're doing and his wife's making him do it seems like You should start doing coke

Just go the other way and just turn the cameras on and see what happens. The Brian Karam. Yeah, I got you. So this is again, Joe is just a baby and just needs adults to walk him through his life and tell him how to do stuff. You mean these guys? Well, no, professionals as well. My therapist has been off duty in my life for a month

This Monday will be the first time in a month. I so need him for this whole This whole situation right now. You don't you don't you don't you don't What the fuck is wrong this guy's just like, you know, I'm just reeling I haven't talked to my therapist in a month and I'm on all this medications like Joe You're such an old man at this point. Yeah, how are you not figuring this out? I Want to get the same time Kevin Brennan dispensing advice like no, you don't know you don't like I don't know. I'd listen to him either I would listen to Kevin but all my experiences with personalities to go to therapy too much

doesn't end well. It usually makes them boring. Joe has the mentality of an old guy who was forced into retirement. Like he had to leave his job and then he doesn't have hobbies. So he doesn't know what to do with himself, but it's like his career ended. What? He's in his fifties, right? Yeah. So when he met his wife, like this all started going downhill. Now he just doesn't have what he needed to do. Stand up to do podcasts, to do all this stuff. And he's just trying to find anything else to kind of justify him existing. That's a very good call.

The guy needs a hobby. Yeah. He even talks about how he was taking up golfing for a while, but he wasn't very good at it, so he quit. He's not good at something that he quits. I wasn't instantly good at it, so I quit. He needs something to suit his childish fucking personality. Yeah.

Maybe he should take up Disney. He should babysit. Mm-hmm. Take his kids to Disney once a week. Yeah, right. It might be expensive. I don't know. Well, it turns out though, that

Joe Maddarees has a huge fan base that he should be able to monetize as Kevin explains to him here. And you already have this huge fan base. I mean, if you add up all the views from the three ports and documentaries, we're talking about a half a million views probably at this point, you know? So it's like, I mean, it's substantial interest in you is my point. I get it. I would just have to find what's a happy. You don't have to find anything. All right. So Kevin's explaining to him that there's three different documentaries that

Porcelain made about what a loser Joe Metaresis. They're very popular. They've been watched by a lot of people. They talk about it a lot. And so Kevin's whole thing is like, you're already a low cow. Just go on the internet and let them take cracks at you for five bucks and 10 bucks at a time. What's the problem here? And Joe's just like, that's kind of not what I'm looking for in my career.

And I want to just get beat up all the time. I love how this is playing out. I'm not gonna dive into that head first. Yes. Well, that's why I wanted to show you guys how we responded to this first so you can see how we got there this whole I've changed my mind I'm going back into podcast after talking to Kevin Brennan Kevin's always telling him is just like dude just milk the hatred That's what celery John's doing. You can actually make a living just reading insults all day and Joe's like oh

Reading insults. Okay, it's like putting out a suicide note and then said yeah, I changed my mind I'm not gonna do this, but thank you for your thoughts and prayers keep praying for me And again though stuttering John didn't just like step out into the world and suddenly he is who he is today It's like it was only because you went after him and it was developed over years Yes That he became the little cow that's able to make money on the internet like matter East doesn't have that so he'd like It might not even be interesting enough to make fun of the guy and Brian super chats I don't know he has potential and John's not long for this

Maybe you should be a therapist Joe you have potential Be a therapist Joe you have potential Make so much money all right do you know about kiwi farms Joe all right pull this up If you're not gonna grow up here, can you be more pathetic yes right pick a direction? Here's a personality for you pathetic in front of a dresser every time All right, so now they're actually telling him what to do on his show. They go, here's an idea. Why don't you watch the porcelain documentaries on your show and react to them? People would be very interested to see your

reaction to these docs. My problem is, is I couldn't figure out how to even show the documentary and put myself picture in picture on top of it so I can stop the dock and then start it again. You gotta get your stream yard buddy. That's the way. Do you see Adams reaction? I was going, Jesus Christ, we have to do fucking everything here. Joe, you can't figure out that. I'm going to do it. You know that like anybody, but any platform you're using their screen share is share. It's not. It's easy.

I can do it. If I can do it, it's easy. I'm not even being like fake humble. Yeah. You can use Zoom. You can use anything. A Google video, anything will let you do that. That's so embarrassing.

It's crazy. And he was talking about how he was paying for it. I forget the software he was paying for to do his streaming. But I'm sure that has the capability obviously because everything does but also cam was it okay okay yeah so we talked about how he was using e cam and he goes yeah I canceled that immediately so you know during this rage quit thing or he goes on page rising I'm done with this I'm not doing it anymore I suck cuz of you that's gonna think too oh we'll get to it a second I think I think it's coming

up here So yeah, this is this is the next clip that I want to talk about is his patreon specifically because they're kind of like curious What are you doing on patreon that like what what do people get? For being on page on and I think he says nude. I don't know if it's in this clip or not Clipper not If it's in this clip or not, but I think he says that he gives out free tickets to his comedy shows This is like the stuttering John. I'll buy you a pub of a member in your town Patreon yeah Alright then well my I was only promising like free tickets to shows and stuff.

And how many people are on your Patreon? Not a lot. Not a lot. Less than 50? Oh yeah. Yeah. Alright. Don't worry about it. It's not that big of a deal.

Even if they all show up at your house, you'll be fine. He's worried about pissing off the Patreon supporters by quitting podcasts. They're like, well, how many people are we talking about? Less than 50? He's like, oh yeah. I'm really enjoying Kevin right now. Much less than 50. And he mentioned that Mike David Redbar signed up for his Patreon right after he sent out the note saying he's quitting podcasting. Of course, I just did too to get these notes.

So you see like me and Mike David are all just like, yeah, get back into podcasting. You can do it, Joe. Patrick Michael moment. Yes. We're here for you, buddy. Yeah, we need you So I'm watching this show and I'm annoyed that Joe Mattores does this every fucking time Tell me what to do tell me how to do it. I don't know what to do I need I need an adult to tell me what to do so I super chatted them and Kevin gets so triggered when he sees me He's not a fan of me. Time is it. Who are these podcasts are here? What are we doing? Is this the real one?

Looks like it is. I'm going to check. Joe turns every show into fixing Joe yawn. Okay. Thank you. Who are these podcasts? You mean talking, watching Stuttering John some more? Yawn, double yawn. Let's talk about point dabble point and Stuttering John. What is he up to now? Nothing, but let's do another five hours on him. Got it. It's pretty rich coming from Kevin who talks about the same topics every show. And now he's actually watching clips, all the things he used to make fun of. How did you recover from double yawn? How did I recover from got it? It's pretty brutal right there.

So anyway, that's Joe Madares. Apparently he's back. We'll see. He probably would do well with these documentary things if he's trying to watch them, that he just goes live, watches them and does it like you're you're screening a movie Yeah, you know he could sit there. He could pause it. He could respond to I think people would tune in for that. I think that'd be a big audience for that put it on his patreon So it's not free on YouTube will probably get you know

Maybe ten more people on there to see this before they leak it out and you know before something from it Yeah, that's a great idea and Joe even admitted during this show. Did you watch this yesterday, Brian? No, I know you tune into MLC from time to time He even point double point was on yes I know I was hosting point Dale point I just clicked over to see who was on the show and I saw Joe and I go shit So they're talking about him watching these these videos and

Reacting to it and he admits that he hasn't even watched them He's watched pieces of them. He's just like I don't agree with that But I think that it bothers him so much that he can't even sit there and watch it So I think he's dreading even that format that would work for him. I think he's just like, Oh, I don't want to watch those videos. It's embarrassing. I've heard of these porcelain documentaries. Are they generally unfavorable about the person? Because I know he made one about Chad Zumach too, right?

Yeah. Well, I know there's one about Mersh. There's one about Norton. There's there's a bunch out there. But yeah, they're generally unfavorable. It generally shines the flashlight where you don't want the flashlight. It's basically what he does. He does a good job though.

He's very good at it. Yeah, I heard they're good. They're good documentaries. I wanna bring in our review girl. Mary Beth is here. I thought Hannah was gonna join us because Hannah is going, oh well, we don't need to handle, look at this. Welcome, Mary. Go on here. Wow.

Cow bikini looking good. So yeah, we're gonna do we're doing the live show this weekend and Hannah is going to be there. So we're excited to see her again. I thought she was gonna come on to promote her appearance on the live show But apparently she's very busy that hand all our review girls I didn't mention this on the show Vic was supposed to come on in our 500th episode She messaged me afterwards that she got stuck at work and couldn't leave these review girls are working too much It's what I like about you Marybeth. You're putting Yeah, it's funny how they find us and then they get like lives. Yeah, the fuck that cool All right. Are you guys ready to I think we're catching an alien today? I'm not even sure what we're doing today together. I Didn't label it in my notes. So let's find out what we're doing

It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch an alien Are you ready to play to catch an alien? Iraq and Brian Johnson Well, let's be honest. He rocked it and show up Brian Johnson You know a lot of people think he's a kook and all that but You know a lot of people think he's a kook and all that but

Again same thing with him. Okay I mean he had document after document after document because his dad worked on the first spaceship that went to outer space So you could see how he would have an in to get documents because his father built the first spaceship But again, you know, he has all this shit all this shit. Okay. Do you have any proof? But again, you know, he has all this shit all this shit. Okay. Do you have any proof not papers not you told no He doesn't but what did make sense to me at least was that he His overall opinion after all the shit Was that he thought that? What we're seeing now is a civilization that was here he thinks it's a civilization that built the pyramids and all that and that they were

100,000 years more advanced. We're at 2024 so imagine 100,000 2000 whatever Time so what he thinks is that time didn't start at zero So what he thinks is that time didn't start at zero. He goes, we're in 2024. Imagine if it was a year, a hundred thousand. It actually is. It's actually the year.

Actually higher than that. It's like, this guy's great. I love him. A meteor was coming. They knew it. They were able to get out of here, teleport. They were that advanced with vibration and all this shit. Sounds nuts, but reasonable if you have 100, thousand years okay and you get out now they you know they're on another planet now we re-civilize it takes forever to happen and now when they that they're

coming back and never heard the word re-civilize that's interesting the reason why some of this shit is seen over nuclear sites is because if we set off a nuclear bomb That goes into space and that fucks up their time like bending the time and everything else So he was saying that some of the shit that you see is real That they're coming looking over the nuke sites because it will fuck up their time travel and then the other bit of it is ours or another country and just hiding it, testing it, this and that, which makes sense.

And then he thought that octopuses were aliens, which I pretty much agree with that one, and about Antarctica. What did Tommy say next? Hearing your choices. Number one, they have something there. I don't know what it is, but I know it's not from here. B, no one can fly over Antarctica.

Next, it's like area 51.1 There's something fishy in Antarctica Lastly try and book a flight to Antarctica you can't you have to drive You have to drive to catch an alien. Brilliant. I got to say, I would watch a lot more, Tommy, if he would just talk. His guests talk too much when he's talking. It's amazing. This whole segment has been fantastic. I love that. I want to watch it again.

I always go first on these. I'm going to say B, no one can fly over Antarctica. And I'll go to you, Mary Beth. All right. I was going to go with one. OK, one. They have something there. I don't know what it is, but it's not from here. Iraq. I'm going to say four. There's something fishy in Antarctica. OK, I see drunk engineer also thinks it's four.

What do you think, Brian? I'll take in an effort to defeat Cardiff.'ll take lastly try and book a flight you have to drive Producer Chris I went with one Okay You and Marybeth right? That's correct. Let's see and then he thought that octopuses were aliens which I pretty much agree with that one and About Antarctica how nobody can fly over an article. No Go there no one can do anything. Yeah, very restricted

So what the fuck is going on back there and this is where it gets cool, you know He thinks that there's shit back there. This is where it's going on. But then What are you doing over there Scott? You know then what are you doing over there, Scott? You know, what are you doing Casey in an article that no one can go there? You know, are you familiar with that? That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the secrets buried deep inside of Antarctica enough to catch an alien. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. All right. Very good job, Cardiff. That was a fantastic game.

We do appreciate that. I, uh, I had a friend that went on Tommy show. Oh, who's that? A few months ago, months ago? his name he works for ESPN his name is Josh Cohen and I said, how was it? Oh, they're nice. They're great. No, I go. No. No, how was it? The guy is a robot What was it like? He whatever he wears you can smell out in the hallway Before you even get in there like whatever the the c the cologne that he's, uh, he's soaked in. Yeah. And, uh, the photos that they showed me, he, he wants to be Joe Rogan, but he doesn't know how to hide wires and lights and stuff.

Like there's just extension cords and mic cables with black tape on the floor that you're walking over to get to the other side of the table. It's just, and it's, it's just some room in a building that they have because everything's right there. You walk out in the hallway and there's like other offices and other buildings. This is actually a building. This one here was, it was a separate building. Hangar 18. Yeah. Right. Um, yeah. You know, I would love to go on Tommy's Tommy show I've actually heard that Tommy knows

about us that we goof out of and I will never be invited on that show unfortunately but God that's got to be awesome. I want to have I don't know if your friend would come on this show to talk about his experience there. I can ask him. Okay. Yeah, he probably wouldn't want to say mean things about the episodes out. I think you can go watch his episode on there. Fan fucking task.

Well, that's a great game. We love it. And of course, uh, we want to promote Largo coming up March 22nd. We will be in Largo Friday night and wtblive.com is where you can go to get your tickets, but let's talk about what we've done today. We've done it all. Disney assembled was on the docket. We looked at Opie talking to celebrities on the street. We saw that Scott, the engineer, doesn't know how to use a mouse. Could not figure out a scroll web page.

We saw Drew and Mike and the Dick show congratulating us on 500 episodes. Scorch has the worst sound. And I'm sorry, those kids would have been better if they weren't so distorted because it's fun without the nonsense. I got to get your shit together. Scorch. I disagree. I want to see that every week. They finally figure out the audio as the show's ending every week. It might happen. Joe Maddarese quit podcasting and then came back to podcasting based on Kevin Brennan saying

that people can goof on you for money, which is crazy. And so you know what that means, it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. I'm going to try to do it. Midweek episode. I'm actually going to be in Florida Wednesday. So we can't record on Wednesday.

So I'm going to try to schedule it for Tuesday. I got to reach out to everyone and see if they can do that. So we'll try to do a Tuesday. We'll go back to the competition. We'll have different teams. We'll have a category. Come on. We're too dominant.

We're too dominant. We're going to win every week if we if we stay a team. So we got to break it up a little bit. So that's what's going to happen. Guys, thank you so much for coming on. I want to thank you, Iraq, for showing up. Where can people find it's Eric Nagel? You can find me over at on the I Heart Radio app.

I Heart Podcasts, Apple, Spotify, all the normal places that you get your on demand and podcast content. And also our YouTube channel, youtube.com slash it's Eric Nagel. We've also just started the consumer, our snack thing that we've been doing for like 10 years now there's a video version of it. The first episode went up this week. And yeah, check those out. Snack, snack, snack, snack, snack, snacks.

Everybody. Very good. Eric, we'll double check that out. Sample that. And of course, Brian over at Tell'em Steve Day. What do you guys got going on? Lots of Patreon stuff. Seems like that's all we do now.

Just churning out that Patreon. All right, so you don't like the pores. You're like a Tom Sager. You're like the pores don't get content anymore, right? We don't even let people listen if they use washcloths That's how you do it and Mary Beth You couldn't find me on only fans Wait only fans comm Maribeth Find me on OnlyFans. Uh, M-A- wait. OnlyFans.com slash M-A-R-I-B-E-T-H-R-O-S-I-E. Mary Beth Rosie.

I don't have a microphone, so that's why I'm like... Yeah, you're fine. ...kinda leaning in. Yeah, it's okay. But... You might be able to use the microphone today. I appreciate that. Thank you.

All right, well people will definitely be checking that out. Yeah, we should put some samples up on the W ATP patreon I figured in the little cow. Yeah, I mean I can't show the bottom half cuz it would get your channel struck Right, but maybe on the patreon on the patreon we could do something like that I think we need to talk about some cross promotion here Rolling So guys, please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every

pony. The morning radio. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. From Facebook, Josh Hardgrove posts yet another sweet photoshop of an obese, shirtless, stuttering John as a TV weatherman predicting zero percent chance of a shower. Sanchez Pineapple responds, This works without even knowing who John is. TK44 from Patreon writes, Kindy bringing it.

Very funny. Principled uncertainty warns. Appreciate her while she's alive. How long can Carl keep up with the charade that Vic and Hannah aren't dead? He even took out Jess from the creep-off after luring her into an abandoned building with a fake job offer. Annie's too smart to ever meet him in person. Christopher Martin.

Kindy is the motherfucking best. She needs her own spin-off pod under the WATP umbrella. Satan was nice enough to weigh in with Lucy has the heaviest Rochester accent out of everyone there from reddit babe butters shares. I really hate the pervert queer kid stuff lady I hope Teddy snaps one day. I'll help him bury the body Tafet opines dick trashing stuttering John is the best thing that could happen to this show Don't wait another 500 to do it again, you crunts. Totally unprecedented. I haven't listened yet, but I'm gonna take a wild guess and predict Carl is a club-footed dork in this episode. HornyJews666 one-ups with

I haven't listened to this episode and I don't like it already. Not P10. Remember when up-and-coming comics used to be the guests instead of the same people with the same opinions week in and week out? Pepperidge Farms, remember? And from YouTube, Robert Christensen is concerned. Kindy is clearly being held in the basement against her will. I pray she knows Morris Code so she can use her blinks to send pleas for help.

Producer Chris won't take his eyes off of her. Sacrifice John 3228, can Andy please over explain each clip with extra details and then some mindless comment? Done, done done and done Thundercock doesn't just ponder I'm gonna toss kindy's salad tech talk official Wait, are you grown adults who are just finding out that 99% of calls into radio shows are fake? Randall Thor past your jail time is not a good line user. Oy 2px Carl great podcast horrible haircut from Twitter crispy fresh 16

Sarah Silverman is desperately digging to find anything to do a podcast about if the best you can come up with is Apologizing for some Paris Hilton jokes from 15 years ago, then you really need to give up No one is less deserving of an apology of any kind than Hilton Natalie Witten This episode is deaf one of my favorites dick Masterson was hilarious and Andy and Chris were on point like always. Congrats on 500 and $2 insult reader plays us out with Rock Chester sucks. You're poor. You make no money small podcast old wife and you take naps. Boom roasted. John rules. Damn, it's how did that make it into the net news?

You can't come back from that, Carl. That's rough right there. Ouch. Yikes. All right. Do we have any reviews that you could read for us, Mary Beth? Maybe. I saw one from the seventh.

I'm not sure if you guys have heard it yet, though. OK. We probably have, but I'll let you read it I just want to point out Principled uncertainty asks who wore it better Look like a cow Yeah, you can read that review that'd be great This show is very triggering. They constantly make fun of people who identify as potatoes and puppets

They say mean stuff about one of the finest substitute teachers in California This show is just full of a bunch of mean poopy heads. I don't think we have heard that I don't think so sounds like a five-star. It is nice That's a perfect review Whoever did that? All right. Let's let's hit some voicemails. Guys, if you can hang. Hey, if you if you got a bouncing bounce as well. All right. Carl, the only reason I gave your show five star reviews because I like the people you have on. I fucking hate you

though. You fucking suck. Fuck you. You don't have to call into the show to say that. You can just make it. Yeah, jeez. Thanks for the support though. I appreciate it. It is true, Carl. Carl, you're fucking killing me.

Please sort this shit out. I usually like to hide my autism or at least ignore it, but the fucking volume of your YouTube stream, man, is fucked every time. I have to crank my fucking volume to max just to hear any of you assholes do the show. If we wait for the audio, fine, but this is why I'm a Patreon member. I like the video. I want to be able to enjoy your video content. I want to be able to see the things you're referring to as you make an increasingly video-based show. So your fucking levels, man, are so low every time. The podcast is fine, everything's fine,

but the fucking audio on YouTube. So I crank my speakers up to max, and then towards the end you have fucking Cardiff on and every fucking time, man, every time Cardiff says anything, my fucking eardrums nearly explode because he's so much fucking louder than any of you cunts in the WATP studio.

And then you bring a fucking review girl on, usually Annie, and her fucking level is way higher. Fucking sort it out. This is your, you've got one job. Sort it out, you fag. What? Whoa, whoa, one job? No, for fuck's sake.

One job? There'll be a lot of this show, sir. I know, I agree with you. I wish we could get that fixed better and done better, but there's a lot of different sources of audio on this show, so we do a lot of that treatment in post-production, unfortunately. But that's a very passionate call. Yes.

I appreciate the passion on that one. Yeah, I got a pretty unpopular opinion for you guys Kids kill harmony or at least they kill comedians and my number one example is David Letterman as soon as he had a kid That was the only thing you could ask his guests about it didn't matter. What was going on It was do you have kids? Do you want kids? Let me tell you about my kids. That's shit ain't funny That's what Dave walked up. That was those it for Dave yeah yeah children ruin everything my daughter would agree all right this right here is the greatest Gary and San Diego call of all time I'm'm calling it. All right.

Hey, Siri, cancel. Hey, Siri and call. Hey, Siri and call. Hey, Siri. Hey, Siri and call. I was skipping around. I actually went on for over a minute Those are my favorite ones you do oh my gosh a bunch of comedian or I should say celebrities Called into the show. This is very exciting Hello Carl, this is Cat Williams, and I was calling in to congratulate you for your 500th episode.

You know, don't call me back. All right. I guess we're not going to get him on the show, but I appreciate the call. Who else has called it to the show? Hello, Carl. This is Martin Luther King, Jr. Falling in to congratulate you on your 500th I have a dream that you'll hit a thousand episodes one day. Don't call me back. So it's not like Obama at the end there. I'm not even sure that was the real MLK Jr. to be honest honest with you And then for some reason from the same phone number another celebrity, I guess celebrities a share phone I think it's a party going on and probably a party by a party line thing. Yeah

Hi, Carl. Kevin L. Jackson here calling in to congratulate you on 500 motherfucking episodes Don't call me back. The cat ways was passable. It just got really bad after that That's a white guy doing all those impressions Hey, so if I want to punch Carl in the face do I have to join the miss fit first or can I just come to? Rochester and do that is that part of the live show? Thanks guys Yes, Largo our next bonus win a punch Do that is that part of the live show? Thanks guys? Next bonus win a punch Largo fix my teeth with one punch Like setting up a kissing booth

You get the punch girl in the face Oh Glasses on that'll cost you extra, sir Here's a here's an interesting question when you do address. I have no idea what the JCC is, but I can only assume that it stands for the Jewish Control Center. Yeah, I wouldn't want to associate either. It's correct sir. Precisely what it is. All right, moving on.

Oh, this is a fun call. You know this person existed. Hey, this is white boy Paco sending salutations and greetings to all my Caucasian brothers and sisters who maintain a strong portfolio and sound credit score. Do you understand the meaning of what I'm trying to convey? Peace and hand grease. Oh, I like Caucasian Paco. Yes, I know what you were saying. You don't have to keep asking. Hey, Carl, how are you? Big fan.

Listen, this message is actually just for Cardiff. So if you could get it to him, that would be great. Okay, Cardiff, now that it's just you and me here, I've got a good ISO for you. WATP episode 501 at about 6 minutes and 30 seconds into the podcast, you hear Carl go, oh, and it's just like the old Dropsies to play on Howard Stern. So just wanted to let you know I'm doing some research for you, buddy. Sorry, I accepted my dog. Did you write that down? Well, let's look for that. I was thinking it might have been me.

That's the sound I make. You did that. I don't know. I don't remember. If I did do it, I was imitating the drop from hours. Tired, but I don't think I was 15 minutes. Song for for Lucy who's not here, but I'm sure she's listening. These are the days. These are the days. These are the days of tight box. Big old titties on display looking fly every day.

She thinks Carl is so gay. He gives hand jobs every day. of style and class I'd like to do her up the Get the point. That's what's up on the left coast So that is a parody and I play this on who are these socials have you guys seen Dylan Mulvaney's new hit track? I have This is this is something else right here. Let's get right to the chorus. Tuesday morning, pick up meds Wednesday, retail therapy Cash or credit, I say yes Thursday had a walk of shame Didn't even know his name Weekends are for kissing friends

Friday night all over spent Saturday we flirt with drinks Playing wingmen to our twinks Sunday, the twilight soundtrack Use my breakdown in the bath These are the days These are the days I Rise and shine, never mind, take it thin, I'll be alright, got my dolls by my side I gotta say, Tillamolvady's body, it doesn't matter what that thing's trying to be, it's just grotesque. It's terrible. More clothes, please. A lot more clothes, please, on that one. I don't think I've gotten this far into the video yet.

This is as far as I've gotten. Every time, just like, okay, that's enough of that. Are comments turned on for of this now, of course She's actively trolling us so I assume that that's the you know looking for a response like this But never had a case where you wished more for auto-tune when they're singing because she's hitting notes that are just piercing Well the he brought up that it's very much like Rebecca Black's Friday. And there's that guy who would produce those types of songs. I wonder if Dylan's weird, creepy black dude who would just be in every video. He did Thanksgiving song too. Yeah, right. So I'm wondering if they somehow those two guys, I gotta look that up

and see because this sounds like the same song to me. All right, so Alright so, she looks like an emaciated 12 year old. Yeah I know. It's fucking bizarre looking. It's weird. It's like she could be in a science class at the corner. In a jar. Pieces missing because kids just snap it off and take them home.

Alright guys, let's get serious. I mean we're having too much fun. Let's get back to the voicemails Hey, go ahead. Look daddy Joe from Iowa here So I'm a poor and I listen to the show on the free version of Spotify, which means I get ads There is an ad for I guess this kids social media group called Zigazoo and one of the voice actors on it Sounds just like the dumb bitch I Guess at this point. It's a dude from fucking the little child Confused the fuck out of them show queer kids shit Lindsay is non-binary sir. Please get that right

and It just fucking freaks me out, and you know what freaks me out more now that she is a he? Isn't it kind of extra creepy that he's the one talking to kids about this kind of shit? Like, I don't know, a woman doing it's already weird, but when a man does it, that's something to think about. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. Yeah, that's the other thing. Dick was talking about that quite a bit on his show, the queer kid stuff that we were reviewing. It's insane

I couldn't believe when they got to the part where they're explaining what bisexuality is and of course bisexuality means Pansexuality for some reason doesn't make any sense But they get to the point where they're like what does that mean that you're sexually attracted like what do you do when that happens? We're not talking about that part The whole point of this is the fucking yeah, we're not gonna get sexual Sex we're talking about bisexuals I did like how you guys pointed out when you were watching clips of that show is that she keeps having to do somewhere down the Line apology shows and redo the topic

Yeah, I just I'm looking forward to that as things constantly keep changing. People keep identifying as whatever that she has to go back and redo more episodes where she inserts herself in here. Almost like, um, like VH one used to do with like the pop-up videos and stuff where just things are up on the screen. It's like, this doesn't count anymore. Now this is the new definition again. We're sorry then she falls off We said that gay marriage was a slippery slope that was gonna lead to Beastiality and the bigots were saying that and we said it's not gonna happen. Okay, that is a personal choice not a generalization of people When I said I was sorry I was wrong. I was not sorry

All right, we got a question for you, Chris. Oh, a snaggle face and Chris, this is Klaus. I heard on the last episode that Chris bartended at the at a JCC. Just a quick question. How are the tips? Right? Call me back. Frosted. Dude, that actual gig, I was a bartender for hire, so I would travel, you know, in my little fake tux and all that.

Sure. I walked off that job site. Did you really? Yeah, I really did. You've never done that before. No, it was that. Was your life like that show Party Down? Yeah, very much so. It was? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was a pretty close. It was like when I when you watch the bear, if anyone's into that, it stresses me the fuck out because

it's so close to an actual restaurant job. I've never seen things depicted that closely. So they didn't tip well, they tipped horribly and they treated me terrible and thought that I was like a waiter taking, you know, orders like a la carte orders and thought that I was like a waiter taking you know Orders like a la carte orders and shit. It was like no. I'm just passing things And did you try to give them your headshot or slip them a script that you're working on? That's really what I'm bitter about Sir were the chosen ones can you please hurry up and mix my drink? Anyway, that's fun a little anti-semitism on the show. Yeah, a little sprinkled. It's always fun. You know what? Maybe I'll give

Joe, now that I have a direct line to Joe Matariz, he messaged me first, he started this. Maybe I'll start giving him ideas on shows he could do. He could do a show that's just like about how the Jews are trying to take over the world. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's a 100% Jew. are trying to take over the world. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 100% Jew. It's a new tour. Zionism isn't the way. That would be great. He just became a maniacal conspiracy theorist. Holy **** That actually, I would definitely watch that. That actually is a really good. You're pushing him into pushing him into like the Sam Tripoli genre of things where just

everything's a problem. Tommy MSC, where it's just like, you know, you can't fly over Antarctica Joe's like, whoa, is that true? Jersey you just can't drive to I don't know what that means. What are they hiding in South Jersey? Are you smarter than Joey mattress? That's a funny idea Just have them up there with fifth graders answering trivia questions That's fun All right, well again Brian Eric Mary Beth. Love you all. Thank you so much for doing the show

Thank you for having me. Yes, do not be strangers. Let's talk soon Mary Beth can you do that? Nice. I like that better than when the potato does it, honestly. Oh shit. That's pretty good. Okay, folks. Guess what?

The episodes? Oh, wow. That was a great episode. That was really great. Man, that was a good wow! That was a great episode! That was really great! Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that.

Bye! A plane has hit. I rewatched it. Carly. Boom. Fuck his mom. Boom. Boom. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Boom! Boom!

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