Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep505 - PURE GENUINE

Episode Date: March 31, 2024

We get a lot of suggestions for podcasts to review and some of these… I just don’t know how you find them. This week we’re checking in with Frenchie Hawna, a podcaster who is authentic and real and genuine. I say it’s about time! We might have to keep an eye on Frenchie to see how things progress because after all, this is only episode number 1. We’re joined by Earl David Reed who is lucky he doesn’t have to drink every time Frenchie says “yes” and “you guys.” But you do! After a Cringe of the Week featuring children who don’t want to come off as racist, we check in on Scorch who has fixed his audio but for some reason removed episode 5 of PFG-TV (don’t worry, we have it). Then we confront Stuttering John’s latest accusation that I’m the Stevie Tomatoes graffiti artists, aka Stevie Tomatoesgate! Also, we have the video from Lucy’s date with BPG and Jerry, another round of To Catch An Alien, the Net News, and your voicemails. Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ promo code WATP for 20% off https://www.instagram.com/earldavidreed1 https://www.youtube.com/@cardiffelectric Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to another episode of these podcasts, the only show that loves you less than a friend. I'm your host, Carl. With me today, a man who was convinced the Sutherland John podcast is the greatest deep fake of all time, Earl David Reed. EDR is back with us. What's up, EDR? I gotta tell you, I am so hooked on this thing. I get in the car, no matter where I'm at in front of the TV

I watch it on YouTube on the TV. Don't even listen to any music anymore Just just caught it I have Vinny moonhead Polino to blame for all of this Because if I didn't know Vinny when I was perusing and I caught a hold of you guys I was like, what is this about now? I'm all hooked into it. Yeah, you're not the only person by the way You're not the only person that wants to beat up Vinny for things oh I'm the only one that are you know what I interested is I see a bunch of guys basically in their 50s and 60s that still want to fight yeah I

think a bunch of those guys even existed anymore they don't they don't actually want to fight they just can't use their words right nothing else man got nothing else. Man. We'll get into all that. But first go to who are these dot com. Got our email address, voicemail number, link to our subreddit, link to the discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel and link to Patreon supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month. And you can watch the show live and unedited. And this weekend we are doing another bonus show. We're going to do a trivia contest. I have four contestants picked out and tomorrow, which is Sunday the 31st at 2 PM, we'll be live

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comments section today. We'll be reviewing a podcast called Pure Genuine. This is a suggestion from GotDurnRight in the Discord. We have both listened to the show separately, not discussed with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. It's a show hosted by Frenchy Hanna, formerly of the Kiki Podcast, which we'll find out. I'm just going to play the first clip here. This is a little confusing. We'll try to figure it out together. This is introducing our host. Well, well, well, well, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys see me before? Yes. From another podcast that I

had going on. Or maybe you haven't seen me. Well, my name is Frenchy Yes, Frenchy, Hana. You might know me by Hana. You might know me by Frenchy Well, I am Frenchy Hana right here. You have a hundred and fifty subs. No one knows you we don't know you by Frenchy We don't know you by Hana. No one knows who you are Frenchy. I don't know you by Hanna. No one knows who you are. Frenchy. I don't know why you think you're famous. When she first started talking, I thought for sure that she was opening up with some kind of a character sort of thing. But as you go on, you realize now, now that's all pure, poor pure Kiki is what it is.

We got to figure that out. Cause I'm not convinced. I don't know what's going on, but let me just read quick. The description of the show. It says, welcome to pure genuine, where we dive into an authentic viewing experience like never before. We're all about genuine connections and authentic discussions. Join us each episode as we deep dive into topics slash niche, sharing honest insights, real stories and meaningful conversations. We're here to explore the human experience in its rawest form. Our mission is simple to provide a platform for genuine voices to be heard and genuine stories to be shared. No filters, no scripts, just real conversations that matter. I didn't hear any real conversations that mattered, but it's her first episode. And

I'm going to ask you this EDR. I'm assuming that Frenchie is a trans woman because she's built like Michelle Obama, But what do you think? Well, listen, now that you bring that up, I never even considered that. I was just mesmerized by the description of the show, which has nothing to do with Kiki and her show at all. No, I mean, that's a whole, someone, she should sell that description to another show that can actually use it. She probably stole it from another show. I didn't realize it. I'm looking at it. I'm going, okay, you might be right. I never even considered that.

Interesting. Interesting. Okay. Well, this is the new show and French is going to tell us about it. YouTube, the old videos are there. Well, this is the new podcast that I have created and put out for you guys. Yes, yes, this is what has been taking me forever to post a video for my lifestyle channel and from just doing podcasts. And here I am, voila. Voila. Isn't it voila? Voila.

If you're watching this, why show the whole room where, I mean, an empty chair wouldn't be a good look. But what is that pile of crap of luggage there? Yes an empty suitcase open on one of the chairs Beverages for two people. I don't know how old that one glass is like what the fuck It's a cluttered end table in the middle for some reason Yeah, I didn't understand it either when I saw the distance of it But I thought someone's gonna come in and just move that and sit down because the screen is so big. But once she started talking,

I didn't even think about anything else in the room because I got caught under this kind of sing-songy spell with her. So you're gonna realize a couple of things here. And if you wanna play a drinking game, this might kill you, but watch out for the words. Yes.

And you guys, you guys, Oh my, I mean, these are the crutchiest crutches I've ever heard from a podcaster before. So she tries to remember that intro, the one that I just read to you that we dive into authentic viewing experiences like never before. Now, if you told me to memorize that EDR, it would take me about seven seconds. She was not prepared for that at her own show, so she has to look it up on her phone. Pure Genuine is what this podcast about. They see authenticity like never, like no other. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I need to remember my introduction. It's peri-genuine. It's peri-genuine

where we dive into an authentic viewing experience like never before. And it's just what the name is peri-genuine. It's almost like she says yes instead of, like I would say fuck, fuck, fuck, I forgot the intro. She's like, yes, yes, we forgot the intro, yes. Yes. I got a little concerned when she went to, she didn't get the authenticity, I can't even say it, the word right, and she was messing around with it.

But I felt it kind of funky that that's like, if someone said, hey Carl, tell us about your show. And you stopped and looked up on your phone and went, well, this is what I do. People would look at you like you were crazy, but for some reason I expected this. This is the way I expected to be described. Webster defines the word who. All right. So she's going to show us around the podcast. This is the first episode. Yeah. She's introducing a new show to us and a good way to do this is show us around. You guys. This is the podcast right here. Yes. Yes. Yes. Look at it. I got a poster that says Peer Genuine on it. I have this middle table. I got these couches, couch chairs,

and stuff like that. And everything, this looks a lot better than what I had going on. Oh, so the tour is concluding. The Kiki podcast set up. Oh, what is she on? I don't know. Well, that's the other thing too.

I thought maybe that she had, before my first start, I said, well, maybe she's, I don't even know what the word is. We'll just say special, we'll say. Sure. Maybe she's that, and she's going through this podcast and people are going, oh, how nice, you know, they give you that kind of applause thing, but I don't think that's what's going on I just think it's just that's who she well I have a couple theories on this and we'll analyze as we go through these clips

one of them is that she's wasted on alcohol that she's drunk and There's gonna be a moment where she picks up her drink and makes love to it Which makes me think that might be the case. But the other theory I have is someone who just shot up heroin and they're just kind of like disassociating themselves like, Oh wow. Hey, my show everyone look around. It's a show. I won't. What's going on? John London with it. We just lose your money back. Well, you know, it's funny. I can't believe like, like, sometimes even with other people we watch, but I can't believe there's people around her that aren't telling her that how

bad this is. I mean, because it's not like, Hey, it's not good. This is bad. It's funny you say that EDR because so I said this to you last night and I sent it to producer Chris and I went, I better download this right now. This might not still be up tomorrow when I go to clip it Can I have the same thought i'm like if someone gets to her and says you gotta take this down This is embarrassing, but no no friends. Thank god So this is still up and uh, she's gonna talk about her previous podcast that you know her from what I was giving for the kiki Podcast it wasn't adding up to the name. The name wasn't adding up to the name the name wasn't adding up at all I was like what is going on?

I'm like These videos are not adding up to the name Okay, I guess the kiki podcast was to be better than what she was doing. I suppose. Carl is not adding up. It's not adding up. But I see there and I was going, okay, so if I see the podcast as it is now, I'm almost curious for us to drop this one and go back and see what the other one was. EDR, you and I think alike. You and I think alike. I have a clip from the old podcast right here. This is her introducing a guest from the Kiki podcast.

Yeah, this is incredible. Person. And about lane. Some of you guys might know who she is. Some of you guys might not know who she is. Those are your choices. We are going to get into to where she is and where she has been and what is new and what can we expect from you.

So tell everybody where are you, who are you and what do you do and things of that nature? Okay, it's Harrison Yugg. I was gonna say this like your average best man speech No, it's the Harrison Yung interview question. All right, where are you from and tell me about your whole life and go Okay, sure that's the same same kind of if someone just walked in your house Yeah, her intro was almost in the same as what are you doing here? Yeah Fuck are you? Opening is the same thing as you would yell at an at an intruder right walked in your back door But if you just shot up, yeah, right? Yeah, fucker you The guest shouldn't be I don't't know, but the guest is dressed

relatively nice compared to she looks like, you know, she's like doing a, you know, a post conference at a WNBA game. You know, she's dressed halfway. The guest looks better than the host. You know what I said earlier, maybe a trans woman WNBA player is probably a better description of what she looks like. Thank you. EDR for that. So Frenchie recently the I am 30 now. My birthday was on March the 1st. Yes, I am a Pisces. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. And it's crazy because I'm just like, wait a minute, oh my gosh. Now most people, you know, most, most women won't tell you their age. Not saying all of them, but I got to stick up to it, you know, because I know where my mind and body soul is at. What? Hmm. Is that English?

Well, uh, women's, uh, no. Uh, you know, it's, it's, it's funny because I sit here and I watch It's funny because I sit here and I watch and she's talking about her being a Pisces and all this stuff and she's sturdy, like 30 is like, which by the way, she doesn't look like she's 30 and this is no disrespect, I'm not picking 30, okay? If I'm spinning the wheel, if it's spinning on the wheel and it stops on 30, I'm losing my money.

Right, that's a rough 30. That's a pretty rough 30. Yeah. All right. So now she's going to be talking about how she's okay with telling people her age now, but there was a time when it kind of freaked her out knowing how old she was. I remember when I was 27 28 and 29 where I didn't want to tell people the age I'm getting close to. I want to tell people the age I'm getting close to I used to tell people The sky is high

And having touched the sky yet and it's like What does that even mean? What say what now? It doesn't make any sense, right? So why doesn't why does it so I was like it doesn't make any sense ladies and gentlemen this is Chewbacca Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kishik but Chewbacca lives on a planet Endor now think about it that does not make sense damn it what he's using the Chewbacca defense why would a Wookie an eight foot tall Wookie want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot?

Tall Ewoks that does not make sense. I just want to know how old you are Well, the sky is high and I haven't touched so am I I will stop talking to you right now Well, here's the thing that too she was so scared about telling her age She says, you know when I was 27 28 and 29, I didn't want to tell anyone the age I was getting close to. Right. Yeah. We can kind of figure that out. We're going in the same direction. And again, you should have been bragging about that because everyone thinks you're 43. Oh, I thought I was a 50 year old homeless man with a wig on. All right. Well, she's not homeless. She's a lot of professions.

And couch chairs. And she's going to list all of her professions right here. Like me being a journalist, me being a podcaster, me being a content creator, YouTuber. You know, I do food, you know, do challenges. I go taste reviews. I, you know, vlog, you know, you guys followed all these kind of faded away there.

I'd like more clarification on taste reviews. Are you like a taster of like a wine taster or something? Or you just go around a taster of like a wine taster or something or you just go around licking shit. She's supposed to taste windows. Let me know if you're coming to the neighborhood. Bus number 32 bus 32 is the tastiest window. That's what I say. She sounds like a yelper to me and she considers that a profession or something. Yeah.

But one of the things she wanted to do, she used to do, was these makeup tutorials. I guess Vinny's on live right now doing his consequence for the creep off. What are we doing here? Where he's applying his makeup. I know he does at the same time. He's a girl. You can slay me. I do a show asshole. I don't snipe any creep off consequence. What's wrong with this guy? Anyway, so I guess she also wants to show people how to put on makeup. You can tell she's very good at it. And it's just, that's over now. No one's doing that anymore. Do this look because it's Valentine's Day. Let's do this look because it's Christmas.

Do this look because this movie's out, you know. Or let's do this look because this video game, nobody's not doing that no more. At all, nobody. Nobody is doing that. No more at all. Nobody. Nobody is doing that anymore. Nobody's not doing that. No more. I'm a stickler. So with places like Ulta popping up on every block, they've actually missed the curb pretty much at this point. Yeah.

Nobody's not doing that no more. Yeah, right. That makes perfect sense. After that, she goes through a list of people I've never heard of who do like makeup tutorials and stuff. And so it's another thing kind of like how, and not to hard by stuttering job, I know EDR is well versed in this realm. John likes to say, there's no money talking about liberal politics. It's like one of the people who are good at it make money at it.

People who are good at makeup tutorials do very well with makeup tutorials. Especially people who know what they're talking about liberal politics. It's like one of the people who are good at it make money at it. People are good at making tutorials, do very well with makeup tutorials. Especially people who know what they're talking about. Right. People like you who I can't even tell if you're a man or a woman. That's how bad your makeup is. Probably you're not going to make a ton of money doing makeup tutorials. Excuse me. I know I watched some of those last night. Yeah. What category is it under? That's a good question because it's more than just a podcast So you might think that we're watching a podcast right now, but you're wrong. It's it's so much more than that What I'm doing right here It's a podcast, okay, but Holy shit, I just know it's up but the luggage is gone

Seven came in and borrowed it so I came in and removed the luggage like I know you keep going there. Well, that's funny I believe this is mine Continuity issue There's a plot hole Reminds me of those puzzles that they put together and you have to circle what's different Is that they put together and you have to circle what's different? What I'm doing right here But

But let me tell you guys Let me tell you guys this pure genuine is more than just a podcast yes pure genuine is more than just a podcast that's why you guys seen the logo you guys did not see podcast in the logo anywhere did you guys catch there was a subliminal message that was put into that? I don't know if you caught this. I pulled it out. I isolated that because this is pretty edgy. I was surprised by this. Listen to how she describes her podcast right here. It's a Nazi podcast.

It's a Nazi podcast? How did you pick it up on that? No wonder I enjoyed it so much. I had no idea. No wonder I have so much hate for this. Voluntarily hiling for no reason. Oh my god. Nazi Park has Nazi Park has what that's outrageous. You can take this off of YouTube. So it is more than just a podcast.

Yeah, I guess. Sure is propaganda. Alright, so this is what I was talking about where she picks up her drink that's sitting next to her. And I've never seen someone enjoy a drink this much. And I've seen people enjoy some drinks in my time. Mm-hmm. It's more, pure genuine. It's more than just a podcast.

Yes. Yes. And then, oh, wow. This is the greatest thing she's ever. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Holy shit, Carl, I'm jealous. I watch it. I was. Yes. Yes. Yeah. I want you to know that she talked for 15 minutes straight before she even went for this drink.

Yes. And just, I was so happy she stopped talking to wait for the drink and the way she drank made me annoyed and I wanted her to start talking again. Yeah, right. That's impossible, sir. It was noisy. It was like, I mean, it was really just,

it just sounded disgusting. It's a great point. It sounded like whatever she was drinking was thick. That's what it sounded like. And I was so glad when she started talking again. I'd like to see her show notes Oh, it just says this is more than a podcast pure genuine you guys I'm with you though EDR I was like I can't listen to another word out of this woman's mouth and then she starts drinking like oh, please

Please talk God do anything now gross later down the way which she drinks a little bit. It sounds even worse when we get to that part I might have that let's see. So here's what's coming up next. Let's find out what's in store for us. Yes. Yes Yes, I'm gonna have guesses. I'm gonna do videos with other people She's guessing what she's gonna do I believe that's why I'm on the show today to be able to translate some of this I see a pattern. I mean, I think she means yes. Oh god But it which is plural in itself right sometimes you put it an s on it if it's gonna be a lot of guess I'm gonna have some correct answers and some guesses coming up Which is plural in itself, right? Sometimes you put it an s on it if it's gonna be a lot of guests I'm gonna have some correct answers and some guesses coming up

Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm gonna have guesses. I'm gonna do videos with other people To you guys and Show you guys what we are all about. Pure and genuine. Yes, we're going to bring that to you guys. Yes, and to show you guys what we are all about and bring smiles to everyone. And this is... and bring smiles to everyone and This is Stuck with someone at like an after hours they're on coke and they keep looping. Yeah

This is the slow version of the slow version of that. All right, hold on. Let me get back to this here Show the art then the authentic Sides from us. Yes. This is 44 minutes this episode and it's all this It's just an introduction the entire time to the end. So yeah, so this is more of what's coming up I'm gonna have the girls on here. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be It's not the kiki podcast but it will be a key keep in the period genuine and it's gonna be much much more than that you guys are seeing this right now yeah but it's gonna be more outside of this that you guys will be seeing yes there will be way more in the outside of this.

This and many, many more in an outside public world. Yes. We'll show off. Okay. Now, now I do believe that she might be, she might be on something. You think? You think maybe? Well, listen, I've got to, I don't, I don't listen, I've never done a drug or drank alcohol in my life.

I'm not bragging on it. I'm just saying it helps me not identify stuff. I give people the benefit of a doubt. So even in my novice mind of overindulging, this is bad. And like you said, you're smart that you pulled it and got a copy of the clip? Because this, I get almost guaranteed this won't be there in another week.

It won't be. I don't know because all the old Kiki pockets of those are still up. So I don't know that she is all that discerning as far as the content that she's putting out. This will be evidence in some court someday. Right, well, I wanted to point out at this point in the show,

she's talking about all the things she's gonna do. They're gonna go outside. It's going to be authentic. We're going to bring it to you too much. So I did this weird thing when I started W ATP, the first episode we ever did, we made fun of another podcast. I didn't sit here and go, we're going to goof on podcasts. We're going to have one. I'm going to meet new friends along the way. Eventually I'm going to get a lame producer. Yeah, I'm gonna lay All right, so let's get back to remember what she started this she goes I'm Frenchy Hanna you might know me as Frenchy my name is Hanna. This is going back to what you said This is someone who's just in a fucking loop right now Frenchy

Hanna Yes, yes. Yes, you guys might know me by Frenchy, or you guys might know me by Hana, but Frenchy Hana is right here. And y'all, it's time for me to make things big and better and interesting for you guys. Yes, yes, it is time. Yes, stop teasing. Yeah. I want to do the best big and I want to do better on the way I think on things, the way I say things. That's good.

You know. You could only get better. I come across a lot of people that don't believe in what I say because I'm working on it and I'm trying to make those things happen and be real, you know, that's retarded. I don't think she's going to get better. I'm one of those people who doesn't believe the things she says. I want to believe in the things she says. I just don't know what the fuck she's saying. Okay. Yeah.

I mean, he talks, I sit there and I go, okay, something's coming. He goes, but I don't, uh, no, I'm not following it. Well, she put together, she puts together these shorts that are, you know, YouTube's answer to tick tock. So let's see if maybe one of these shorts will help us understand what's going on. Seeing a lot of stuff from my twenties that I am not interested into anymore at all. And I just care less for the things that I was doing seeing a lot of stuff Okay, that was the whole video. So now that she's 30

She doesn't care as much about the thing. She liked when she was 29. She's good to know she's growing as a person Very happy for her. So later she's talking about recreating herself. You know, this is a rebrand that she's doing I know everyone loves the Kiki podcast. That's in my past. Let's stop talking about it. I'm doing something new now recreating You know She could say recreating is she gonna go play on the swing set. What is she talking about? You know, that's for, we creating things into pure genuine and stuff like that. And yeah, in the franchise world is still there.

I think one time, next time they coast up on her and they come back, chair is going to be gone With a furniture starting to leave Like every time they do the zoom out shot you gotta figure out what's different about a rip up the wall That's a fun show idea see if you can find all the differences I like that that's a fun show idea. Oh man see if you can find all the differences Give people to watch all the way through oh man. Yeah, yeah It was it was difficult to watch all the way through and she it's like I said it's sad I don't know like if I could do your job because you guys are kind of

I don't want to be one of you I see a laugh mark right now. Listen, I don't want to be one of you. All right, no, I don't. You didn't accept me a note this morning. He's like, this is brutal. I know. This is how I describe it to you. OK, so I did a show one time.

It was a great show. I got standing ovation afterwards. Went home, felt good about myself. I went through my messages or some things on my social media. And someone sent me a message that says I hate you Why don't you go kill yourself? Oh, okay. I'm sorry about that. I told you I didn't mean it who's zoom mock And my point being is if I was watching this and got that email at the same time. I probably would have done Well, oh my point EDR where you're like, I, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice person like all the time where like it gets kind of scary. Like no, we're all humans. Like, like what? Like I know what the streets is all about like don't like I'm not trying to push that picture like I'm just nice not yes I am nice pure genuine yes period genuine yes I get the sense she's in a conversation with someone yes this is like when you're walking by someone on the streets

yeah these are the types of things you over here like oh boy okay I was sense she's in a conversation with someone. Yes. This is like when you're walking by someone on the streets. Yeah. These are the types of things you over here. I go, okay. I was thinking when ecstasy was new. Yeah. The warning. The warnings were yeah, it feels great, but eventually you're going to be devoid of pleasure or any feeling. Yeah, this is what I pictured. Oh, interesting. You think she had too much Molly in her day. So often. Yeah, it's very possible too much something. That's my diagnosis.

I still can't believe that someone has not said anything to her. That people are just letting her go along or anyone that watches this show because I did notice when I watched it, they had 70 views, but it's been on for a couple of months. I had 70 views and I think Uh, uh 20 of them are us right going back because we couldn't remember so i'm just wondering You know if no one's uh tapping her on the shoulder and saying anything. Well, maybe kiki's whispering in french easier I don't know. Yeah, possibly

All right. So that's true, too. Let's find out what she has learnt Over the years. Oh no. So don't play it. What I know, what I am learning, know what I have learnt. Now what I'm learning, what I have learnt. Face your current to yourself. That anxiety doesn't go away. It doesn't go away. It doesn't go away.

It ain't going away. It's there forever. You just got to know how to deal with it. Like do something new. This is great. Okay. So now I'm just going to explain how to get over anxiety, which never goes away by the way, except for it does.

But okay. So I love these tips right here. This is is fantastic if you're taking notes at home get your pen out and I do something new got go out go go go see some friends you know go see family members you know get yourself into a new a new learning thing to learn something new in life. You know, did you write that dog yourself into a new learning thing to learn something new? That's pretty good. Pretty important. Oh man. So I mentioned that I think that she's

in a conversation with herself. Maybe she's schizophrenic and I was thinking that before I got to this part where she pretty much explains that it's like my it's like my The ghost of me is out and it's just looking I mean it's like Wow, I'm right here. I'm right here doing this Like this is what I Should be doing wouldn't that be like a spirit like a ghost implies you're dead. Yeah, right. Would it be your spirit, your soul or something that would still be alive that would be out of body experience kind of thing. One of your other personalities.

Maybe one of your personalities can fly. So this is the question I have. We're watching this show. It's obviously a two camera shoot. It's edited. Who's editing this? Are they doing it on the fly? Is there a light that's turning out? She's like, Oh, I gotta look at camera two over camera one. Is she going back and editing this? I'm thinking this is a good show and leaving all of this in. That's a good question. Right? Because someone is putting this out. Like this isn't just a slap together one camera shoot like, Oh, I'm crazy. And then it posts. Yeah. Which, which goes back to what we were saying before about the person being around telling them if something is good or not. This person's obviously going, I think we got that one. I think that was good.

Yeah. Yeah. For a first episode, this is all you want to do. Frenchy. Great job. Now we're going to, we're going to post this for sure. I want to be a guest on this show. Oh listen. I was good. I was gonna say I definitely be a guest on a show and because I I'm just curious I bet wherever she is right now She's still talking And the camera's not running or anything you're just talking when they want to do a show they just turn it on the difference She's facing a quarter right now instead of being facing away from the quarter. But yeah, I think you're right about that. I would love to diagnose what mental illness is going on here or illnesses as the case may be.

I think, I think what's really difficult is the fact that we don't really know how she is until we actually could see her in a conversation with another person. The problem was is when she had the guest time, we only saw that clip and she just tossed it to the guest to let the guest talk. But I think if I was able to see her interact with another person, I get a better idea of how crazy she was. All right. That'll be a homework assignment for you because I will not be looking at that.

I have one more clip on here. This is her sign off on the show. Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye. Bye. You better believe I have that on my board. You better believe that it's on my board and I have a new sign off for the end of this show. Wow. Like guess what? Next live show you have. I know who I'm bringing as a date. Yes. You better track her down and bring her to the show. Hey girl, you know, Frenchy don't you? Hey, I think we're family over here. She might have a new name by the way. So gotten during whites. Wow. That is is some find for us.

I don't know how you found that one, but fantastic. Any other closing thoughts on Frenchy before we move on, EDR? Well, I think what I'd like to do is get Frenchy and Sutter and John in the same room and just have them have a conversation and just see where that would lead to in any case Sutter and john would try to banger. Yeah It's gonna end up with him trying to banger and if he doesn't he gonna come back with a story that he did anyway, right?

But uh, it'd be interesting to see what would happen there. We have a camera on that. That would be great Are you pre or post? You know what? It doesn't matter, right? All right, and that leads us to our This one comes in from Adam Thoreau it's a show called pizza toppings And it's a show hosted by two children where they talk about pizza toppings And they have an episode they put out about the pizza toppings that aren't as popular as the other ones But they're very cautious. They don't want to come off as Racist again certain pizza time. Oh, no

We'll be talking about the least popular pizza toppings So we are pizza toppings, but we're not trying to be racist when we see all the least popular ones Okay But we're not trying to be racist when we see all the least popular ones Okay No, we're not you better give a Joey's a fair shake What's so sad too is like it's so out there now and everyone throws it around that these poor kids are even confused Oh, yeah, the terminology is it's they're wildly confused. They don't know what it is They just make sure they don't want to be it right again. So it's bad. No, it's bad. Yeah All right. We are gonna get into some stuttering John talk, but before that I have to play

some scorched pfg TV Rain stories that are very strange before that I have to play some scorched pfg tv. That's right scorch came back with his fifth episode now the last time I did scorch on the show people were not happy with me because the audio was terrible and I decided to just push through it and persevere

well I'm happy to say that episode five they fixed the audio problem but for whatever reason, scorch took the episode down and took it off of YouTube. And I don't know why, but our buddy, John Marlow was able to save it and send it over to me. So thank you to John Marlow for sending this to us. You cannot find this on the web. You can only see it here on W ATP. It's a WTP exclusive.

You cannot find this on the web. You can only see it here on WATP. It's a WATP exclusive. And it starts off, it's weird because Scorch has this open. Are you familiar with who Scorch is at all, EDR? No, sir. OK. Scorch is a morning disc jockey. He's bounced from market to market to market,

most recently in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, where he was just fired at the turn of the year. And now he's doing this thing that he produces himself called PFG TV, which stands for pretty fucking great television. And he's done this up in the Boston area. He was in Syracuse for a while. When he was in Syracuse, a young Sam Roberts was doing an internship with him. And then Sam Roberts went on to do an internship with Opie and Anthony and He kind of introduced Open Anthony to this guy scorch and they started playing clips from his show And so the open Anthony fans really embraced this guy as the worst morning radio host of all time

Just a terrible personality not funny or interesting in any single way. He's just got one of those radio voices So he gets away with being a radio guy for that. So he's been trying to do this PFGTV thing for a couple of decades now where he thinks he's going to get picked up by HBO or something. And so he's back to doing that. He's putting it up on YouTube, but he cannot get rid of the Opie and Anthony haters. And they're obviously living rent free because he's constantly bringing them up and talking about them.

Like he did at the very beginning of episode five. What I wanna show you guys is, I wanna prove a point that not every band that plays on Scorch's PFG TV is gonna be a freaking rock band. Because we want so much diversity. This show, even though the ONA people are gonna pick on this all night long

You know what this show does go worldwide or at least it has the potential to go worldwide So we want thank you mom. I appreciate that So we want people we want to do things that can appeal to the masses So it doesn't have to be rock. We have a rap guy We have the whole variety of all we don't want to just go to one genre We want all of the things we have some fear the pan flute guy coming on soon The pan flute is gonna be a minstrel show. You know, that Zamfier guy used to have a commercial that ran. He was like one of the guys that sold the most albums. They always say compared to like Elvis and the Beatles.

And he played like the pan flute sort of thing. And I didn't know that guy was still around or still alive. You know, I don't know how long ago still around or still alive, you know This is Not a popular thing at all so I love that he says, you know This could go worldwide You guys are gonna make fun of me for saying that cuz he used to say that he was getting Syndicated in England and stop with his old joke He's like, I know the old one a fans are gonna goof on me. You took it off the internet

It can't possibly go worldwide now sc it's scorched. You have to realize that. So, episode two we never talked about, but Christian Blatt sent me a time code. This is still up online. And Christian said, you know, his audio was actually pretty good because in one it was terrible, three it was terrible. But I guess two was pretty good. And again, he's addressing the ONA fans here. Can't help himself. What I want to do now, this is going to be fun. And I'm going to I'll be dead up honest, as I always am on the feed on the YouTube channel. There is a chat room and then you can make comments. The chat room, I bet the audio is still terrible. You can hear the crowd more than I love.

No one's paying attention. Nobody. That was so great. We're just milling about. It's like in a mall food court. Yes, like a subway. Tried to print out for ourselves and I couldn't get it printed out. The chat room lambasted us. The chat room was the chat room. Just oh my God, the chat room just killed us. EDR, you've done comedy all over the U.S. I'm sure you do morning shows. You used to do a lot of morning shows, right?

Promote games you had coming up. Have you run into this type of morning DJ before? Well, it's funny because, you know, I used to do mornings. I did radio for about 20 something years. And it's funny. And I think one of the reasons why I got to do it a long time is because I have a very non non radio slightly annoying voice, but a guy only one that could get away with it, you know, but but a lot of these radio guys, they refuse to not be in the limelight. They just cannot stop doing anything. And they all think they can do television and stand up by the way.

Yes. Yes, that is 100%. So let's see what Scourge has to say here. But then the comments. Listen to this. Listen to some of these comments from last week's show. These are great. Here's one. I watched the show with my second, better wife. Glad to see the Naked Militia still marching. Yes. This is a good one. Opie and Anthony, unemployed. Scorch,% PFG Opi's unemployed. I mean Anthony owns his own company, but alright Scorch greater than Opi and Anthony I like that he goes, this is a pretty funny comment to do like look at this I'm better than Opi Anthony, Scorch is the greatest

It's hilarious Eat your heart out Opester Yeah Opester I know you're reading this. Yes, he does. Opes- Opes- He's not reading this.

Scorch, come on. Who's the lady yelling stuff out after? Robin. It's like the deacon at a Baptist church. Right, yes. And he keeps preaching to go, that's right, go ahead. You know, just stop. Oh man.

So that's his co-host Holly, and I have some clips I'm gonna play for in a moment. They have no chemistry together. She's the worst cohost ever. He's getting crapped up. More views than Opie. When you talk a lot of crap about one person, then they're gonna give it right back to you. And we know last week didn't look the best.

Oh my God, this is fantastically awful. Who was one of them? The ONA people say welcome back from the opium Anthony read it PFG TV is back long live the king and f Sam. I don't want to get into that He doesn't want to touch Sam Roberts. That's what I've Sam. I stands for actually knows that guy So he's not gonna get into it. All right I'm sorry Let's get back to the show where you actually hear him and people seem to be paying attention a little bit

They're not he's not just next to a crowded bar trying to do a show Show from Gabbard's So he does this thing called F'd up facts and F'd up facts you would think would be things that you'd go, holy shit, I would never have guessed that that was a fact. But it's just the opposite. It's like, yeah, that checks out. So it's normal medicine. Yeah, right. So here's one of them. 75% of people, this is a good one. 75% of people, I bet you as I look around, almost everybody in here, if not everybody, will agree with this.

75% of people would eat a barbecue dinner at least once a week, every week. I bet three out of four of you would agree with this thing. It's like, yeah, that's what you're saying. 35% of people would eat barbecue one day a week. Okay, fine, whatever. So now we get. How about the percentage of people who don't care? Well yeah my favorite thing here in EDR you'll appreciate this since

you have the radio background. These radio guys don't know how to get crowd participation going because they're so busy just talking out into the void. So he's so bad at this absolutely yeah no okay we yell out loud what do you want barbecue fish chicken beef what do you want chicken people how many people chicken beef everybody wants to beef a couple people on chicken wait your turn barbecue pork I guess so work is my favorite. Oh my god. Holly's just like No one cares what your favorite is he goes shout out what you like and he's like, oh Joe that's not gonna work Oh chicken people

There's only a finite number of things you can barbecue so he's gonna run out pretty quick you know right yes did he say fish yeah that's the first thing he said fish barbecue fish okay always my favorite you know what I have to hate to say it but it kind of reminds me of when we saw Chrissy Mayer and Buffalo and we went to that place and Chrissy Mayer went up to their stand-up set and then the owner thought that he was gonna get up and do a set. And so they just like start talking and they're talking to the crowd. People are just yelling things out. It's like, this isn't a show.

What are you doing? It was so awkward. So awkward. So this is a fun conversation starter for you. This is a question you can't possibly answer. The average American child eats 62 pounds of pasta every year. How many pounds of pasta do you eat every year? Oh, your kids. It's going to be kids.

How many pounds of pasta do your kids eat per year? I don't know. I'm a gluten free. Oh, are you really? Yeah. OK. Not on purpose. No, it's not fair. I was diagnosed with He goes how many pounds of pasta do your children eat every year? She goes. I don't know i'm gluten free Especially you do know it's zero You're actually the only person who does know the answer to that dumb question

Oh, listen, and then she starts screeching there towards the end. Yeah, it's like sound like a like a smoke detector for god's sake It's obnoxious in every single way EDR How many pounds of pasta do you eat in a typical year? Probably zero. Okay If you don't eat any pasta Do you really want to be hanging out with someone in those exact amount of Many Cheerios II that's such a bizarre thing. So he wants to bring up these F'd up facts. He doesn't know what to do with them. Cause on the radio, they just read it.

They go, okay. They move on. So he's trying to get a conversation. So we're going, how about you? Not sure about that. All right. So now he's got some, uh, marriage advice for us, even though him and Holly both have never been married. A recent study says millennials are getting divorced 18% less than the previous generation. You know why? Because they're wising up and they're not even getting married. Yeah, I was gonna say 15% less get married. No, no, don't woo me.

You're getting here for free, don't woo me. The bottom line, no, you can woo if you want, but the bottom line is stay with somebody as long as you want. Have kids with somebody as long as you want. Have kids with somebody as long as you want. Do yourself a favor. Never sign that paper. That paper is a death warrant for your relationship.

I'm telling you. You and I have never been married, right? Hell no. We have a strong, yeah, we have a strong. Hey, got a child out there at the end there, Holly. What were you trying to say? Yeah, I see why anyone wouldn't marry Holly. Well, she's adorable.

What's crazy about this, so Scorch and his dumb brain has figured out that because 50% of marriage is on a divorce, marriage ruins relationships. Not realizing that 90% of relationships end. Oh yeah. So it's just like, well, he goes, stay with someone as long as you want, have kids with someone as long as you want. I don't know what that means until you kill them. That's fucking stupid. Well, it's, it's weird to think you're never supposed to carry before you marry. That's the rule. You don't, you don't do that because then you're not really a family and

it only causes trouble in the end. that's the worst device anybody could give If you're gonna have kids commit commit to that shit. Yeah, I Know it's nature, but we're not outside All right, you guys ready for some more f'd up facts This is this is about tobacco use the amount of people that use tobacco products every year has decreased every year for the past 20 years, which is great. How is that an F'd up fact?

I would have predicted that. Do you think tobacco use is up or down? It's definitely down. Big tobacco thinks it's fucked up. Dude, I still think it's hilarious we've been flying recently, that they still have the no smoking signs light up on airplanes. Every fucking time. There are three flying recently that they still have the no smoking signs light up on airplanes every fucking time

There are three generations of people get the airplane just like who would even think that you could have a cigarette There's no ashtray. Yeah So then scorch goes off because you know scorch is a big weed guy So he's got some interesting pointers for us here because you know what? Tobacco's not good for you. I say stick to the gonge. Right? Sticks to the gonge because gonge can never hurt you.

It's a plant. So is tobacco. Scorch. That's not a good point. That wasn't a very good point. I was expecting such a brorius fucking. I know. Dude. And he acts like this is like a controversial tape. Yeah, so edgy. Right.

Check this out. And if this pisses people off, so be it. They give cannabis to people to get cancer from smoking cigarettes. They don't give tobacco to people that get cancer from smoking cigarettes. They don't give tobacco to people that get cancer from smoking cannabis. There's something messed up with that picture. Think about that. It only makes sense. I only speak whether you smoke it or not. Facts are facts. There you go. So it's not the seventies anymore. You're not surprising anyone with information. Well, you know, it's funny too guys is like he's he's just not a likable guy. No Just not likable. Okay. I mean if you're likable, I'll listen to anything you say right

so when you're a personality on the radio the important part is to be a Likeable personality and this is the thing that Chad Zuback doesn't understand too. She's like, oh I'm the guy who's the asshole that everyone dislikes Like yeah, that's why we don't listen to you because it's not, I don't like you. So it's not fun. Yeah. All right. So now we're, uh, we're going to go into break. This is what's insane about this show. So after facts is, is a bit they do, but then everything else they do revolves around the sponsors. So every guest they have works for one of the companies that sponsors or owns the company that sponsors and all they do is talk to them about their business and their work. And he

all he does is read off sponsors and shows the logo and talks about them. And then for some reason thinks he's going into break. He thinks it's a TV show or something. We're going to tie that into something that Holly recently did for a living and it's all coming up next on scorches. P. F. G. T. V. We're coming right back. All right. So we're watching this on YouTube and now we have a weird thing where some guys running across the stage trying to fix something and then it fades to black and this just stays black for 45 seconds. So dude, you're on YouTube. Why are you going to break?

What kind of break do you think this is? I'm sure he thinks in his dumb head, this is going to get picked up by a network at some point and we're going to, we already have the commercial breaks in here. That TV that makes it TV. Yeah, right. Right. Of course. So then they come back and do a segment about the fruits and vegetables are the most contaminated at the supermarket and

As they're finishing that up you get a sense for the chemistry between Scorch and Holly here are actually a couple days ago and all the strawberries are like beautifully red and then halfway up There's this much also the producing on this is terrible. Holly's talking and they have the one shot zoomed in on Mean they could have any other shot would make more sense for this as he's drinking his water All the strawberries are like beautifully red and then halfway up there's this much white Yeah, like why are you bothering because I know it's gonna taste like crap. It's gonna be the worst thing in the world I'm like why do you bother until it's that time? He's tuned out. Yeah, who knows? Yeah floating on there. Yep Strawberries that's lovely. Hey, you know speaking of contaminated stuff

This is something I want to open the holly up a little this doesn't sorry. I want to open holly up a little bit I want to open the holly up a little this doesn't sorry. I want to open holly up a little bit Well, you guys are a good audience tonight. Holy crap. They got it every little dirty Every little dirty innuendo that I'm not even trying to do you guys are responding to that's good. You weren't trying Yeah Pretty pretty good stuff. He's like I heard someone get in the back. What's got you laughing over there sure with the rest of us And it doesn't take much to impress Holly we're finding that out No, it does not but you notice that he just repeated the last thing she said you saw the moment we tuned out

She's like yeah, then you get these strawberries that they have this is like floating on strawberries, so anyway talk about contaminated the Brendan shaw of this world right yeah Okay, whatever you say. So apparently she used to clean hotel rooms or motel rooms. This is a big step up for being a PFC TV. And so he asks, you know, can you tell a story about the most contaminated room? And she tells a story about there are these guys hitting on her and her friends.

And they they said, we're saying to this motel right there. And she goes, oh, I actually work there. And they go, oh, well, you want to come back with us? She goes, no, we're saying to this motel right there She goes oh, I actually work there and they go well. We want to come back with us She goes now. We're not going back with you, so they shit in the mini fridge Way from contaminated fruit So that's pretty awesome god damn Freaking cold it's killing me. All right. So the first guest, as I mentioned, is a sponsor of the show and it happens to be the realtor. We talked about this in a recent episode where they just have like an individual realtor

as a sponsor. We first met. I was talking to you about this. Can you indeed get a house with no money down? A lot of people say you can, a lot of people say you can't. I've never had this conversation. I would say you shouldn't. Why would you? If you have no money to put down, why are you buying a house? But okay, let's see what the answer is. This compelling conversation.

This is just a natural conversation between two dudes. If you qualify. No, this mic doesn't work. There's a couple of different ways you can do it, my mic. Turn the mic on. Oh, man. It to my god. Oh man. It is on It is on yeah, so if you qualify you can Like there's different kinds of bones you can do like One of them is called the like if you are a US veteran. Thank you by the way

So this is what the guests are people who are pitching their shit and it goes on for a while I'm not gonna play more of that for you don't worry but scores decides to interrupt Holly because they're now going to skip a segment they were going to do to go right into another segment here which I it's like no do some content it's okay how many people do you think we can get to eat that frozen I don't know but I'll tell you what Mike we're gonna skip the next segment right It's okay Are you ready for that? Okay, so why don't we do this? Why don't we give it up for wicked sweet big shop? We're gonna skip the segment I had planned. And let's talk about the bank shop again.

Cheer about the sponsor. He calls the sponsors the family. What he likes to say, yeah. He's coming back from one of these sponsor breaks and he's talking about how the last place they were doing the show from, they're too big for now. And what's awkward is like he has a band on the couch and he's ready to interview. Yeah, I could tell.

He decides. He crammed in there there he decides not to talk to them Watch how awkward this is. Yeah, it is Scorch's PMG TV What a great crowd once again, you know what I want I'm gonna do something here Mike Do you have to do anything just yet? I want to bring up very quickly. I want to bring up Heather at Blue Marble Pub. Because I told Heather, we were at Blue Marble Pub, we didn't leave there. People have been asking, why did you leave? Did you have her falling? We didn't have her falling out. As you can see, listen to the crowd, make some noise. That's why. I mean, the place is a great place, I still swear by it.

It's one of the coolest places in the area. These guys have to just sit there awkwardly. Yeah, I see them looking at each other like what are we doing? They're all tight in on this small couch or dudes Pretty much making love Well, you know, it's funny too. It's like, you know, they keep introducing all these sponsors But no one on this show has says, you know, maybe we should get a furniture sponsor and get a bigger couch That's right. We're maybe get a camera sponsor with a wide lens. Maybe we can do that too. All right. So finally, at the end of the show, the musical guest comes on. This is a Luke Carver and the

wet stencils that we see here on the couch. This is exciting stuff. Welcome back. Scorch, PMG TV. Scorch, Hollyhoe. You guys doing okay tonight? You guys having fun? Everything good? The musical guest tonight, Luke Carver and the Wet Stetsons on Scorch's PMGTV! Stencils. That's stenses. Dude. Alright, so it starts off... kind of nothing, but I want to wait for the vocal to come in. Because I've never heard a vocal like this in my life. That's not real. That's not his real voice. No, heck no, no, no. He's making that shit up right there. It's funny when the guy doesn't even get their name right.

So now they're starting off. Luke Carver. Yeah, Luke Carver in the stints. How about that? Yeah. All right. And then he brings up another guest. This Jim Davis from Davis Dogs is celebrating his 70th birthday.

This is another sponsor. This is a friend of mine. This is a friend of mine. This is a friend of mine. This is a friend of mine. This is a friend of mine. This is a friend of mine. This is a friend of mine.

This is a friend of mine. This is a friend of mine. This is a friend of mine. This is a friend of mine. This is brings up another guest. This Jim Davis from Davis Dogs is celebrating his 70th birthday. There's another sponsor, Davis Dogs, they're hot dogs. I'm doing okay, man. How are you? How's your back? Just fine. Okay, good.

Ready? Happy birthday to you. So I happy, happy birthday. So I think the happy birthday song is copyrighted, if I'm not mistaken. So I think they had an interrupter singing this on YouTube and pop this in, but this is great because they're looping it and they fucked up here. Hey, hey, it's your birthday. Happy birthday. Happy, happy, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Yes. Oh, jeez. Fantastic. Alright, we're talking about all the the family members who are sponsors to the show and so I guess that they're uh these different sponsors interacting with each other. CBD sponsor who's now sitting on the the couch and being interviewed uses a swear which is not good. This is gonna be a network television show something. And you are good to go. You did some of the family

members that did that include mad computer. You know, Mike Deckers actually stopped in this week. Yeah. And he said Scorch sent me. Yeah, really? I'll see. Oh, it is open bottle. Watch the language though, man. Watch the language we have. We have kids watching the show. I I you know and I know that because I get anyway We're in that game. Hey, so what it might get from you Mike actually only got a couple things But his girlfriend just got her nipples pierced next door. I'm sure he wants that he wants everybody know that so the guy goes I as a motherfucker and Scorsese listen kids are watching this. I know that for a fact who Devon and Alexandra

Whose parents are punishing their kids Eat these spaghetti I want to watch scorch if you're going to bed What a classless guy that dude is too. I mean, come on really What a classless guy that dude is too. I mean, come on really? You can't read it. I have one more clip on here because normally scores just reads the ad copy for the sponsors when he ad lives. That's the best. And so this is scorch ad living for mad computers who's ready to fix your computer problems.

Let's just say your computer is running slowly and you're sitting at home. You had a couple of cocktails. It's the middle of the night. You're going out to Pornhub.com and your computer crashes right in the middle of the most important part of the video. What do you do? You have to wait a few hours till they open up. You call mad computer and he will then tell you why you're a dirty person, but

I'll clean your computer up mad computer Mike Thank you for being part of the show as well What a great live read Would be something everyone can relate to so you're getting ready for the guide the third guy to G is on her face Also you just switched to a different device where that happens everyone knows that yeah One device to watch porn on it's my pants are for dummy poor. What's going on over there? It doesn't make any sense So that is what our boy scorches up to I don't know why he took that episode down It seems like a fine episode to me and if you're gonna love these sponsors

It's it's not stop sponsor reads and sponsors coming up and down. You're going to want some viewers to go along with all those sponsors, right? It's like a weird ratio of more sponsors than viewers. You don't see very often in media. You know, you, uh, your, your thing that you do, this whole thing you do Carl might be actually counteractive because every time we go through some of these things, it makes me more curious and I wanna see more. So I wanna go and see what else Scorch is doing. As well as- I encourage that. Yeah, I'm not telling you not to watch Scorch.

I'd love for him to grow his audience. And can you do in this thing? You'll be back. Yeah. It's all good. I get over it now. All right, let's get into my boy SJ, what he's been up to.

I'm going to start off with Mr. Magenta set in a parody song for us. And he's responded to the fact that John came out recently and said, I don't care if I want my kids. I'm no longer going to respond. People talking about my kids. I don't care anymore. Mr. Magenta went, Oh, okay. So he's going to come together with a trilogy of songs.

This is part one of the trilogy. This is called John is a shitty man Drinking round the clock John just can't stop he doesn't know she tells herself Worried that she won't be loved and struggling with fears that she had all along. Dad won't love me till I have a schlong. John lies and says that he loves his kid, cause Knight is not a man. John dreamed of a boy, now her tits are dead, but Knight is not a man. John lies and says he still loves him but night is not a man I wanted a son that's what John said but night was not a man and poor night is not a man Mr. Magenta coming in with another banger for us. Thank you, Mr. Magenta. It's brutal. It's rough around here. EDI. Oh, please. It is rough. And, you know, going back a little ways when you guys were in,

well, you guys weren't there in Atlantic City and stuff. And then I finally got to see Stutter and John when he was arguing. Yes. And, and he was standing there. And I got to be honest with you. I actually I actually felt felt bad for him. EDR we all go through this. It's this weird cycle where you get to a point you're like oh poor John he's this troll little midget guy who's out of shape and is obviously has terrible health and then he says something horrific and you're gonna fuck this guy he gets everything he deserves and he just goes around and around and around. Yeah, because you're right.

Because you know, when I saw him standing there and he was this just short little guy and and what got me was he had this, you know, he had a sports jacket on and his sports jacket was just a little too big. It didn't fit right, you know, and it just it was just all these little things that were coming. It didn't fit right. And then I start thinking, you know The guy probably hasn't had you know Any friends or anything and I thought Taylor for that matter?

And I felt bad for him until he got back and he started talking about how he's asking people to go outside And from what I saw he didn't do any of that. I know and that was irritated me more. That's the thing We're gonna get into some of those clips But that's the thing where he acts like because he told Patrick Melton to go outside It's the equivalent of him beating up Patrick Melton or it's the equivalent of Patrick's afraid of him Yeah, which it is not the case at all Patrick is three times the size of stuttering. I noticed that too Yeah, so I don't think that would be the case. Well, here's the thing too quickly. It's like you see him and you go, okay, well, I know he's not that that big of a guy.

And I know he's not going to actually go out there and he's gonna not going to fight anybody. But he's one of the luckiest guys in the world. He's the only guy that I've noticed over the time of watching this. I'm not as big as you guys aren't falling. But from what I followed, he's the only person that come out outright lie. And people really don't get mad at him. They actually expected from him. Correct. You know, I don't know if I make some lucky. I don't think that makes him lucky though. They have no respect for him to begin with. Right. Well, and if he

were smart, I'll tell you what, here's how we can make a million bucks. You know, he had, he's gone from, you know, okay, being on probably the best radio show ever. We always said that. And then the tonight show, what probably the best radio show ever, we always said that. And then the Tonight Show, one of the best more main shows. And when he did that, he puts in the hellest things out. He should go, if he would embrace the fact that he's not where he thinks he is, he could go out and speak to people and make a shitload of money talking about, hey, when you're doing this, you got to be careful so you don't end up like this.

If he sells himself as a story, he's going to make a ton of money. He'd make a ton of money. You think so? I disagree EDR because typically motivational speakers aren't like, don't be like me. He's going to break new ground. That'd be the opposite of what most people do when they go out speaking. Listen, it works out scared straight. You don't see the criminals going. Hey, come on. Be like me. That's true. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So it's like a scared straight kind of thing. Absolutely. Yeah. So yes, you get like young third mics on afternoon drive shows and you're like,

listen, I know you guys think that your king's shit people recognize you with the ball, but trust me, it gets way worse. Yeah yeah i think you might be honest all right that's interesting i want to bring in uh my our favorite potato our favorite spud card of electric is here with us what's up cardiff yo yo yo what's up guys yo yo yo what's happening kind of fits right in amazing David Reed nice to meet you finally Yeah, we're not gonna dwell on this because I haven't dressed it already But I feel like the big news this week was the graffiti at Stevie tomato. I am ashamed of you, sir No, try to get me arrested I don't know when you scooted away to Cape Carl to do this and then back undetected but sorry Carl but the dabble verse has shifted already John is just unearthed a

bombshell on today's show right now what's happening right now he has a video of your wife telling you to take a nap no cheese he's doing two days ago he's doing it again today well you need a nap every day. Come fucking guy. God. See, that's that's why. Now, what is it called? It's called doxing when you turn people in and stuff or whatever. Let's see. Give me personal information. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to have a picture of me wearing my seat back. Yeah, right. Watch out. Yeah, he was giving up on his.

He was giving up Mike Morse's ex-wife's address today was a Stuff. All right. Well, let's rewind a couple of days here Carter bear with me. I realize the newest thing is the Mandolin net video again for whatever reason This one down hamburger. Yeah, I know he does think that For some reason that video like ruined our show or something There's no evidence of it, but John really wants it to be true. So he keeps saying it, but this is from the devil's anonymous and the user is I'm not Vince the lawyer, which tells me it's probably Vince the lawyer.

And he posted this video. So Vince, okay. Wait, that looks like Carl's handwriting right there. Oh yeah. So what I asked you, do you know what Carl's handwriting looks like? 100%. That's him. What is that? All right. So this is what's great about this. So John's showing a photo that he took of the door in the bathroom is his FSJ FKB and he's showing it to Vince and Vince goes, oh yeah, that's Carl's handwriting. Now you would think the question would be, well, how do you know what Carl's handwriting looks

like? Nope. Doesn't care. Believes him immediately because he wants to believe it. And what's crazy here is that he calls Kevin Brennan to tell Kevin Brennan that he found out I'm the one who wrote this in a bathroom style somewhere. That is him then. Do you know why? Because I mean, one of the way he makes passes because I was teaching my kid, I do like a fat ass at the top. I don't see again.

These are the tells that Vince puts out for anyone with a normal mind Anyone other than summary and John would know this he goes, you know, I know that because he makes the s's like this I was teaching my kids how to draw s's John. How old do you think his kids are? He's not teaching his kids Just fucking here's calling it's a special where is that? Oh, no, call Kevin. I just got a little because I guess He's probably gonna show but he's probably to his show. Hey, Captain John Stuttering John, that's my favorite The writing has just been confirmed. It's Carl. It's Carl who wrote that on the door.

The door. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, I just wanna let you know, cause... Come over when you're done, my jetty's here. All right, bye bye. Fuck it, so that's amazing. It is Carl. Wow, Vince, you just broke...

100%. Uh... Carl, if that was you, I would shame you for not being more creative with it Yeah, right. I know i'd have more I would have more fun with that some sort of calling card like Well something with teeth to be fair. He put more effort in that call to kevin than he did to trump That's true. Absolutely. That's true, too. Yeah, he was so proud So when he went to the owners of the place what did he told the owners? And what did the owner say you would you think they would just go, well, I guess we have to wipe it off

where they really caught up until a full investigation. Let's check it out. I have the clips right here. Now that he knows it's me, he's ready to go tattle on me. So anyway, I went to Stevie Timmittles yesterday. I talked to the manager who I love and showed her the bathroom stall that Carl defaced the door and showed her a picture of Carl, gave her Carl's address. She will be billing him here in Cape Carl for having to get a guy to come in and clean the Sharpie off the bathroom door. I hope this entire conversation happened in the bathroom.

Yeah, that's what I picture. That's what I picture as well. Now, I don't know if any of this happened. I would assume it didn't because he's about to lie. So I assume all of this is a lie, but you never know with John. Some things may be sprinkling in some facts here and there. Now see, Lady K, you forget that Stephen Tomenos has cameras. They have you going in and coming out.

So this is where John is stupid. He thinks that I was recently in Cape Coral. I was not. Right. We were in Tampa, John. We had a live show in Tampa. You should know because you live in Cape Coral how far that is from Cape Coral. I wasn't in Cape Coral.

Anytime recently, John's like, and we have you, they obviously have it on video that you will go into the Bathroom you're making that up. You're a liar. No, we have the video that you weren't in Cape Coral Yeah, you're lying about everything and if you weren't Cape Coral, would you go to Stevie tomatoes? Probably not. Okay They know it was you And that's how you make your asses. Nobody else makes them that way That is so fucking stupid right there. No one else. 7 billion people. No one else makes them that way. That ass is commonly referred to as a Carl. That's correct. I can see him now when he's teaching his students. Oh you curled that ass here correct yourself You you done fucked up brah yeah, I know I'm in a lot of trouble I know I know she

I I showed her the picture. I showed her boyfriend the picture. They know who you are They know They might know who you are Because they might have gone online and found all the videos of us goofing on the same Oh, yeah, no, we don't yeah Well, yeah, he called he obviously watches you all the time when he said you fucked up bra You know he got bra from right? Where's that? That's a that that's a wheeze, colloquialism that he's been watching Rochester. He'd been, and he's the only one I know that does that to that extent that he's doing it. That's true. He might take it from them. Well, here's what we should do. What you need to do is just go right to the source and get the

owners on the, on the phone from this, uh, through this, this place and find out if this even happened. Oh, that's a good call. We should call them. Yeah. Call them on there and say, Hey, listen, we want to know. And you can call it and go, listen, I'm being accused of doing this. I, and this is what Stutter and John told you. And basically you don't care that you're being accused or not. Cause you know, you didn't do it, but at least you'll be able to get their story on what exactly, uh,

what he said to them, if anything, it's sitting back and watching. Cause some of this, some of these things, okay, quickly, not to jump ahead or anything, he does not have a motorcycle. I'll tell you right now, where I live in Pennsylvania, I live like, not a block, but within the vicinity of the Harley-Davidson factory in York, Pennsylvania. Okay, so I live there.

There's not a motorcycle person that I've ever met in my life that does not know about their bike. They're all into their bike. They know the size of the engine. They'll tell you how they broke it down. By the way, when he says the side pipes he was talking about back in the day, they're called baffles.

And baffles are on there. You get a Harley, it doesn't make a sound. You have to put the baffles on it to make that rumbling sound, which is basically what they say is loud pipes save lives, pretty much that sort of a thing. So he's he's not giving you any information. If you were a big motorcycle guy, you couldn't get him to stop talking about his bike. You're right. People ask some questions like, I don't know. I don't know about that kind of thing. I just drive a Harley. Also, how did it get from California to Florida? Also, how did it get from California to Florida? That's a good question tail The bike today. Oh he did he showed the bike in his garage She took a peek he had somebody he had somebody take a picture of him sitting on the bike giving the finger

To prove the troll and I could have been a friend. I have enormous I don't think it I don't think it's his he would It I just think that if he could lie he would go as far as to get on a bike that he's sitting on. I just think that he would have had the name of that. The question that person asked him about the size of the engine on the bike, it wasn't a big difficult question. It's right off the tip of the tongue.

We knew what it was. It generally is, but the only specs he knew of his motorcycle today was the 150 bucks it cost Him to get it detailed yesterday Of course, let's finish this clip. I have one more. Oh god. No, I was gonna say can you finish this clip? I have a question about the clip. Yeah, okay, you don't fuck that boy Skull them. All right. My question is yes. Can you skull if with an insurer? Apparently you can now I didn't realize that yeah, I thought that was like a meal

then ensure. Apparently you can now. I didn't realize that. Yeah. I thought that was like a meal. His slim fast or tough drinking acting tough when you're drinking that. Yeah. Listen, if he can tilt it, he can skull with it. Okay. That makes sense. I'm learning all the time. All right. Let's see. Let's see how John has proof that it was me who did this. I mean, of course I'm going to think it's you. You fucking snagothed prick. Who else is it going to be? Nobody else knows about this dabble verse. So, of course, then you fucking write that ass, which is so indicative of your handwriting. I mean, you would be the worst criminal in the world. He'd be the worst detective in the world retire Now John unlike you I've actually made friends at Cape Coral who are fans of W ATP

Oh, yeah, and we hang out with them when we go down there There are people who know about the devil verse who live in Cape Coral I'm not going to give out names because I don't want them getting arrested. I want the affection up to their house For this but let's see if we can call Stevie tomatoes. But first check out this amazing artwork from the Chuckster posting this on Reddit. This is the depiction of John bussing into the bathroom with the manager. This is a crime zone. Call the FBI and tell them lady K is struck again. Go now. And you see me hiding behind the bathroom door as I'm writing these horrible things on there. But

then it was recently seen that John had Sharpie on his thumb. I was on Uncle Rico yesterday and we saw the Sharpie on his thumb. And so now we're wondering if maybe he's the one who wrote this and there's the image of him actually doing it himself. Maybe it was- To frame me. He was trying to retort and he started writing, no, SJ actually is cool. Yeah, right.

He tried to, yeah, tried to change it. There's more evidence to this. There's more evidence to this that he's presented. It was only this week that he was bragging that he went to Staples to go buy Sharpies. Oh, that's right. To make signs for his door. Right. Yes.

Like all of a sudden a Sharpie comes into his life and this is on a bathroom wall. Interesting. Okay. I've never had so many fresh markers. I bet there was a trail of water softener salt in there too Yeah, hi, I'm calling because I heard there's some graffiti in the bathroom, do you know about this this Everyone's prank is TV today. Here's here's what I thought you're gonna do. I thought you're just gonna call up and just say, Hey, can I just speak to the manager, please? I have something I should like to say. And then you go right to the

manager because that you know, she doesn't she doesn't know and she's not going to care. Yeah, I gotta get these fries and table five and this assholes. Exactly. You're right. the manager cuz that you know she doesn't she doesn't know and she's not gonna care Yeah, I gotta get these fries at table five in this ass Exactly, you're right. I had the wrong approach. I'm doing this all wrong The way you handle that we prove you're definitely not the Sharpie guy in the bathroom. You definitely don't have the criminal mind for it. No, I definitely don't. All right. So the other thing John's doing now is he's finally furnishing his house that he bought a year ago, little by little, and he's all proud of

himself. And he's also a giant celebrity as we all know. Isn't it weird? Everybody recognized at rooms to go when I walked in stuttering John Taking a picture with a guy. Well, I weren't that happens any other idiots. No because I don't go to rooms to go I've never got to rooms to go. I think they recognize it because he goes in there every day for a different component He's like, okay now I'm to buy the power cord to the TV. Here's another $3 on my layaway. Right? He keeps coming in and negotiate on the same sofa. Yeah. Like, come on, 50 bucks. I see the entertainment center still here. No one else is going to buy it. Maybe you

give it to me for 75% off. I don't know. I'm just saying. It'd be a shame if someone dinged it up. It's obviously, it's obviously that he's totally demented because look, he was on a famous show and everything, but not to the extent that he's gonna show up. William Shatner, okay, walks into a place and people will be yelling about how he was on Star Trek, which is a million years ago. No one's doing that to this guy. I think even if it's Bob, a buoy walked into a place, they wouldn't be, they wouldn't recognize him as quick as he says they recognize him. Well, also because like at least William Shatner still looks like William Shatt. Exactly. So

during John doesn't look like suddenly John anymore. You would not recognize him if you were a fan of the East show or you saw him on TV. Absolutely. 35 years ago. It doesn't make sense. There he looks, I'm sorry, it, but he looks like what you're going to look like when you get older. He looks like a potato that's just that that no one loved. That's that's kind of all right. You nailed it with that one. Is it one potato that like at five guys, they just kept throwing back in the bag

going, no, we don't want to make any fries out of this one. You know, it one potato that like at five guys? They just kept throwing back in the bag going No, we don't want to make any fries out of this one. You know, it's just That bad so John friends, I love you, man John's doing this thing where he's threatening everyone with photos of people's family members And so now he's threatening patrick melton, but if you want to start fucking around Thanks to the wonderful people in the dabble verse. I have pictures of every family member, including Daniela.

Well, yes I do. So if you want to start fucking with me, go right ahead. These threats are so bizarre. He's posted photos of all my family members. He posted a photo of my sister. I don't know what that did to me. I'm still trying to figure out what that said. Oh, that's a nice picture.

Yeah. Like, yeah, that is my sister. He keeps got it John, but also he has no idea if these photos He's getting are really people or not. He has no idea He's been fooled by the potato at least three times with this I'm sorry. I can't remember who it was, but it was an old picture. I think of Frank Sinatra or something that was arrested Can someone tell me it's black and white so stupid Fucking stupid All right, oh man, so John doesn't understand that so he has a pension and he uses that money to pay his rent. So he thinks that equals living rent free. He's so stupid.

You all forget I get a pension. I don't know how that slips your all. How does that slip your brains? You forget about that. Like you don't even, it doesn't even register. I live rent free in California. I don't pay anything. The only people living rent free are me and surely and Patrick Melton comes in and Bob and Vinnie Paulito pension comes in on the first, rent goes out on the first. All automatically. Oh, because it's automated. Oh, so he's living stamp free.

So if the money would have gone into his bank account, then he'd realize that it goes out of his bank account. He'd be like, oh shit, I'm paying rent. But the fact that it goes directly, he doesn't even realize it. It's called auto pay, you dumb fuck. I think he actually believes that if he actually touches it and has to hand it, then he believes he's paying it.

But for some other reason, he doesn't think that he's paying it. Dear John, you dumb fuck. If you didn't give that money over to your landlord for that shitty apartment you live in, you would keep it for yourself for other things. That's why you're not living rent free dummy. Moving on. Let's talk about Joey C. John thinks Joey C is a fucking idiot, of course. I'm going to come out here.

I'm not sending Joey C to link because he's an idiot who is a fucking scumbag. He's so fucking stupid. He doesn't understand. It's not me texting him. It's not me calling, it's just like that Lonely Looney lady. They don't understand it's not me. Joey C and I were hanging out last weekend and we were at the karaoke bar after the show and the famous Carl goes back behind the building

with Joey C, incident occurred, and we go back there and he plays for me the voicemail or a couple of voicemails he got from John. It's John. I didn't sound like AI didn't sound like an impression. It was stuttering John Melendez. So I think John's lying on this one. That's my opinion. That's what I heard. I saw the text threads. I heard the voicemails. I think John is actually calling Joey C after he's drunk. He might forget. He sounded pretty loaded. Vinny Paulino knows what that sounds like. He's gotten those calls before. So this is the big thing that's been happening. We alluded to this

earlier Cardiff, these delivery people keep showing up at his house in Florida, and he's sitting in front of a window. He's just staring out the window just getting distracted by delivery people non-stop as he's doing the show and so the and this one what i decided to do was bring up the volume when he walks away to pick up the delivery because there's a funny exchange that happens here so so what happens then he He's not distracted. Uh huh. What was I gonna say? I don't know.

There's a car in my driveway. If this is Vince. Vince, if this is you, I don't know how you got through. Let's see. He's just peeking out the window. If this is Vince. Yeah. Let's see. He's just peeking out the window. If this is Vince. If it ain't Vince, then we're gonna have problems. So wait, so much is it? If it is Vince, it's a problem.

If it's not Vince, it's a problem. Like what are we talking about here? I'm very confused by this. Was this at the point in the week where he was telling us all that he had called Uber Eats? Yes, I was just gonna say that. He goes, I've already called Grubhub and uber eats until I'm not to deliver to my house Work, you know calls the one. Yes, mr. Melendez. Yes, sir. No problem. No delivery list. Yeah But listen to the way he treats this delivery person. This is insane All right, I guess Vince was able to get through.

Get through to what? What is he talking about? Ironclad defense. Yeah, right. No, you guys are here every day. I'm famous. No, I'm famous here. They're using you guys. They're wasting food. They're wasting your time. So it's a scam call? It's, I got trolls.

Like, I'm a celebrity. So I get shamed. Holy shit. He's giving out all the lines. I'm famous. I'm a celebrity. I have trolls. He's mentally ill. And guess what? She's not biting on any of them. She's not. It's going all around her. She couldn could care less. That's why he's going to give out his credentials in a second, but go ahead. Oh yeah. Well, that's the weird thing about it. He really wants her to understand how famous he is. He's not even really upset about the

fact that the food keeps showing up. He's like, I don't want the food to show up, but I also want you to know that I'm famous and I'm not famous where people are going to be bothering me all day long. Since you're here and this is interaction with another human being. Yeah, I was just saying my credit to the crack. John's new show. I'm a celebrity. Get this pizza out of here. I'm a celebrity.

Jesus. So I get paid. I was on the show, the time show, the movies. So I get paid as I do that. I'm streaming it. So they do that. So you got to let your boss know that you're not going to be a star. You're not going to be a star.

You're not going to be a star. You're not going to be a star. You're not going to be a star. You're not going to be a star. You're not going to be a star. You're not going to be a star. You're not going to be a star. I was on the house, the night show, the movies. So I get haters that do that, because I'm streaming it. So they do that to, you know, so you gotta let your boss know. Was it Uber Eats? No, it was a... Did you want a signature?

That's John Meladiz. Yeah, that's my name. It's either, as hell. Okay, it's not Uber Eats, that's not your name. No, I know it's not Uber Eats, so that's what I'm just saying. I get that, not you, so I'm sorry. Is that Katia or Katie? Katie. Katie, I'm sorry. I'm not mad at you. It's just they do this because I'm screaming and they want to disrupt the street. Well, I know, I know it's Tracey. Yes. It's wasting your time. So are you, you're wasting your time.

It's a show. It's the funniest part of his show. Do you think she understands anything that's going on right now? All right, sir. If you were mad at me, it'd be more entertaining. She sees a guy that's out of control and she's just trying to get away from the situation. She's not hearing anything he says. Deep in there, there was a point where he's like, is it Katty or Katie? Yes, I know. I heard that too. Is she wearing a name tag? And you can't read Katie? Who makes that mistake?

Who's named Katty? Well, he assumes that she is some type of a Spanish-speaking person. Because near the end, he tries to speak Spanish to her And she just responds in English because the Spanish is so bad I need a You're such a cute girl. How old are you? Oh my god. We've gotten inappropriate at this point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm doing young again. It just interacts with how young are you? No, he goes, he goes, you're a young girl. How old are you? Oh, younger. Okay. Yeah. You're not just saying it's a disease. I think it's fine. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, because I'm wasting your time. You're not wasting your time. You're wasting your time.

You're wasting your time. You're wasting your time. You're wasting your time. You're wasting your time. You're wasting your time. You're wasting your time. You're wasting your time. You're wasting your time.

You're wasting your time. You're wasting your time. You're wasting your time. You're wasting your time. You're wasting your time. You're wasting your time. You're wasting your time. You're wasting your time.

You're wasting your time. You're wasting your time. You're wasting your time. You're wasting your time. You're wasting Sorry now, you're angry. What was talking about? Do I have to push the first thing off? Do I have to be on it? May I also have my own? Okay, thank you. Have a good day. She's in her car talking at this point. Yeah.

He's trying to always spare. She goes, okay, okay, okay. She ain't moving an inch. Not moving an inch. The funny thing about him is like, he's so into himself that he believes anybody who comes upon, if he comes upon, yeah, it's going to be excited. Automatically knows the situation. He did it there. He did it in Atlantic City when the security guard came up and said, well, these guys are

trashing my kids. And the only people that understood what he was talking about are people who follow along So he got had no idea what he was talking about People smart enough to watch from home. No, it's it's really like I say this a lot, but it's true John is a child children think that everyone is perceiving the world through their eyes They have no idea that other people don't give a shit about them and aren't following at their every move. You're not the Truman show retards to what a great time. How do you know I needed you know, I wanted a nice hot dog Vince. Jesus, that's amazing.

So he accepted it. Yeah, he did. He accepted it. He got he got a tall boy, Coors Light, so he was happy about it. It was paid for. So I can't wait till he's on the show screaming about how he can never get food delivered anymore Oh, yeah, I know no one will deliver here anymore Yeah, the people are gonna stop delivering there and he's gonna want to get grub on one night and he's gonna be so well It'll be funny So that was Wednesday fast forward to Thursday. I just want to show you how the show starts off. He looks

Terrible. He looks really bad Baby, how are you? Welcome to the stuttering John podcast the hypocrisy police edition. Oh Boy, I'm sweating Get out of this shower and I Just hung up some of my sports memorabilia so we sweating from hanging up sports memorabilia probably had to put a nail on a stud or something for you he's so gross what's wrong with this guy can't

get out of his own way and this is that that 10am even. This is in the afternoon. He looks like this. Get your shit together, John. What are you doing? Okay. Absolutely. Yeah. So now we're gonna say about stupid John and I talked about this a little bit on point dabble point yesterday. But I can't talk about this enough because what we watch Vince do is set these traps and put up this bait for john and john falls for very similar to the guy that we had call into

point dabble point who was able to trap John into thinking that he was a hot chick. He didn't even reach out to John. He just had to have a hot chick photo respond to a tweet that he knew John would see and then John DMed him and was trying to hook up. Like it's that easy to bait John into things, right? So this is what Vince does. He puts out a video making fun of Mike Morse and pretending that he knows what Mike Morse is typing in the private chat during an episode of Uncle Rico and John falls for it. Look at this guy. He is not paying attention. There it is. I guess Vince

found out what he's writing. He didn't because what Vince is saying that Mike Morris is writing is Phil that super chat use my ex-wife photo block it now and there's about 10 exclamation points. Now, first off, Mike doesn't call Joe Phil only John and Vince do and secondly, when you're in the private chat, you don't have time to put that many exclamation points. It's like you're kind of like you're in a show. You might have to do something real quick and then move on.

And of course, Vince wouldn't know what he's typing in there. Always hacked the computer. He knows what he's having. Of course not. So this is John now falling for it completely because he wants to believe it. And he loves this. Phil that super chat using my X, Y's photo block it now. We're we're we're. Oh, retard alert.

Retard alert class. John, you fall for these things so easily and then he thinks he's getting over which is even worse. It'd be one thing if he was just like just like oh geez that looks bad for Mike, but instead he's just like I would again You're like no Chad you're you're being duped by you guys. I'm trying that hard He's a new try Vince's Lordy doesn't to try that hard to get John to fall for this shit. Oh man So bad, and then John says something that actually he's saying it sarcastically, but it's true. You got to be fucking with me. Yeah. Yes. Actually, he actually is fucking with you.

Dummy. This guy, you know, you have to, you know, listen, I don't know if you believe in a higher being or not. I don't know what you guys feel spiritually or anything, but there, but there's gotta be somebody in this universe looking after this guy. There's no way you could get this far in life with being this way. There's got to be something that's helping them get around. There's Mr. Magoo, there's Inspector Gadget. I mean, there's a lot of examples of people like this that are able to get by. Wiley Coyote. Yeah. Well, yeah, the difference is though, you can draw them where they need to go. Yeah, right. I could also use this image as an argument against there being a higher power

It's a good point yeah, oh man, so there's no way he's getting late. No, it's no one's doing no definitely not I don't have the clip, but he's getting in shape for the ladies He was making all these weird faces and talk about how he's getting in shape for the ladies. Like, Oh yeah, good luck with that. Yeah. Harrison young has a better chance. Yeah. Listen, he can get in shape all he wants unless he go cut his head off. He ain't gonna meet nobody. So that's a good idea. So then Vince, Vince, who he swears to God he'll never talk to ever again. This was earlier this month comes on the show and This is how you know that Vince is lying because his lips are moving

Vince is always lying and John is always falling for it a man of the hour The one the only Vincent embassy How are you Vince? Well now you love me because I did a segment that was for you well Well, now you love me because I did a segment that was for you Well But you were being factual hundred percent. It wasn't technically meant to be for you, but it was just to be factual He's falling for everything exactly how Vince wants him to fall for it. It's incredible. He's really dumb Settling John John Vince is lying to you. He's always lying to you. He's always throwing. Settling John, John, Vince is lying to you. He's always lied to you. He's always trolling you.

I've told you a million times. He believes me and then he stops believing me that he believes me. He stops believing me. He's trolling you. None of that actually happened. Moron. I want to point this out. This is kind of neither here nor there. But how many times in Cardiff, you know, the war pretty well. How many times has John said, you know, guys, I actually don't get drunk as much as you guys think I do you guys all think I'm just drinking all the time

I'd never get drunk very rarely. I mean we've heard him say that right card. Oh, yeah number because I have to pull out my calculator So now he's on with Vince and this is a weird thing to admit to yeah, but anyway, so You look like you tied one on last night. I tied one on every night. Yeah, we know. That face. And Jerry now. He looks like Jerky. Yes.

Yeah, we were talking about Shatner before. He's got a little of that going on. Yeah, he looks really leathered. That blobfish. What does it call it? Is it a blobfish? It's blobfish, on. Yeah. We saw that that blub fish. What does it call it? Is it a blub fish? Sure. Yeah. There's a lot of similarities there too. Um, so then there's this new audio that's been going around. Someone posted on YouTube and showing up and all of our Holger those people are sending it to me. I'm seeing it on YouTube. There's another song that John

produced for the Howard Stern show back in the day when he was an intern and John thinks the comedy is throwing out F slurs for some reason and so a superchater points that out to him K Mac 33 44 Thanks, I was just watch clip from Howard Stern with your poor jukebox song calling No, I didn't use the f-word for gay. Okay, so John is claiming that he didn't do that However, I have the the audio What this person is referring to? What he's hotter than fire can you smell him burn You're the worst man What? He's hotter than fire, can you smell him burn? This is a heavy metal. Oh man. This is a heavy metal.

You're the worst man. You know? Another meaningless song. He's final tap without ever having been big. I know. You're such a swine man. You don't like it when you're stupid rotten faggots, well that's just a pity. What?

What? You don't like him? You did it again, didn't you? Are you doing this on purpose? Well, if you don't like him, you stupid rotten faggots, well that's just a pity. Didn't he just deny on his show that he ever said that? Oh, geez. Didn't he not just sing it, but also say it and was proud of himself just now?

Oh yeah, he's cracking himself up. Yeah, it's the worst one of the of the two of you asked me. Yeah. So I don't know that's that's not a good look for Well, let's let's see where this goes to. In the wake of things that are dumb. What's the name of your album or is it in the wake of things to come? I got a name for your band the jerk-off All right, so Believe he puts another Insulting song to get on man. What do you mean? This is an insulting this is not it's only to you I said if you don't like him, You think how can I play that on the air if you're gonna be calling people faggots?

You know, we don't do that. I mean haven't you gotten hip to the show? We don't call people faggots Well, this is a long. This is right after I wrote the other song man. This is He wrote this weeks ago, I mean he didn't know Things have changed of course. This is going back like 1989. We're what we're playing right now but It's not a real good song though, you don't like it's not real catchy all the songs do that same thing We're like he says a thing and then it's like our dude He's got a pattern Pausing for the laughter. Oh, yeah, it's Howard Howard just what's pausing for the laughter. Oh, that's one of those, yeah. It's Howard just, what's scary is he just, he knew the whole time.

He knew exactly the kind of person that Stuttering John was. He did. And would you hear some of the old clips? I mean, the fact that he, it introduced him as hero of the stupid, okay? And now he walks around trying to tell people he was in Mensa. That's a pretty big leap

But the only a guy that dumb would do that though because this is the thing about John once you learn the psychology of it He thinks everyone is as dumb as him so things that do pimp He thinks he can dupe other people with and it never works and he can't figure out why He can't figure out his lies don't work and he thinks that what everyone else is lying about being in Metsa No, most people if they are, they'll be truthful about it. If they aren't, they won't pretend that they are. He's incredible. So that's the latest on a stuttering John pays back in Florida and very upset about Fs J being on the door. I'll try to call Stevie tomatoes later and see if I can get a manager on the phone, get

to the bottom of this. I don't know. Something's up there with me. But that. Yeah, I don't. I don't think they know what's going on at all. I don't think they know what's going on at all. But quickly, you convinced the lawyer thing.

It was the interesting part that I jumping on watching this. So do you think any of this or his behavior? Cause I guess they call him, I guess he really is a lawyer, but you think this affects his credibility of anything as far as, you know, like, like if I needed a lawyer and I, you know, and I'm around this doubt, I'm not going to that guy, you know, EDR. Yes. The answer is yes. I don't know if he's still a practicing attorney I can't imagine that he is with what he puts out there into the world, but Who knows he's living his life. He's living his best life. I don't think he has friends, but he's on the internet

He's really proud of himself. I was a troll down on my luck. I would go to him I'd be like this is my guy. Is that his target audience? Stuttering Johns. Well, yeah, he hangs out with high- Eric and stuttering John. Like those are his people, I guess. Oh, well, and yeah. And it's funny that I remember when they hear the word buffoon, I've never used the word buffoon in my life. I just, you know, you just do whatever like that. But he, that's, he's a buffoon. He, he's a buffoon without the F he's's an actual buffoon and it's, it's, it's, it's just disturbing, I wanna choke him. But I don't know.

Believe me, if he would have challenged me to a fight, I'd fight him. Someone's gotta call him out. Somebody's gotta call him out. He keeps challenging all these people. They keep challenging all these people. Someone needs to go, listen, I'll make all the arraignment. You tell me where you want to go and I'll just meet you there and let's just do this. I'm willing to meet them outside. Yeah. Well, yeah. Can I just say this in case John is watching this, John, before you agree to fight

EDR, look him up on Instagram. Uh, the guy's in pretty good shape. You might want to back out of this one. And you know what's scarier than and I'll say this I just had a birthday. How old is that? How does that start John's figure actually five years older than? Yeah, okay, I Got my money out to you though. Oh, yeah I just I just I just don't know what and gives everyone to think that they can go ahead and and just and just fight People like that. I just think it's not actually what it gives everyone to think that they can go ahead and and just and just fight people like that I just think it's not actually

Yeah I wouldn't fight Levi though. Leave me looks like he's ready to just snap Yeah, he's like on he's just like he needs to be intensified a little bit more just a I don't know I take anyone seriously that's willing to waste a martini in anger. So correct. Yeah. Watch out for those guys. A casino cocktail too. Those are expensive. 50 bucks. Yeah, right. As a prop. All right. We had a contest on here. The win a date with Lucy Titebox. And we fulfilled that when we were down in Largo, Florida, and then some this past weekend. And of course, Jerry won the contest as well as band practice guy. What I didn't realize because I had nothing to do with this is that the contest had just only begun at that point. And now these two on this day had

to compete for Lucy's heart. And I am happy to premiere. This is what actually happened in Clearwater with the date with Lucy Titebox. I'm Lucy Titebox from Who Are These Podcasts and I want to date with two bachelors. Before we can start our date I need to know which one of these guys can go the distance. For those of you who are listening there was a foot race on the beach. Jerry pushed Band Pride's guy down and won the race. I'll post this video on our YouTube page. There may have been some sand kicking too.

Yes, I'll post this on our YouTube page. You can watch it later. It's going to be an easy race. Obviously I'm so fit and toned that it's going to be a cakewalk. How did you feel when you won? Like a champion. The band practice, I'm cheating motherfucking Jerry. You pushed me over.

He's racing that club foot and fucks me over. So fit and tone to that. It's gonna be a cakewalk. How did you feel when you won? Like a champion. The band practice, I'm cheating motherfucking Jerry. You pushed me over. He's worse than that club footed fuck Carl. Well, when Band Practice Guy and Jerry did the endurance challenge, I really thought the band practice guy was gonna win.

I mean, he's got lungs on him, right? But he just sucks. Next time, I'm gonna see if these guys know how to take care of my cones. That one always so crooked. I really thought that both of them would be better at attending to my cones than they were. But honestly, I thought for sure Gary was going to win because he has a way with words. I thought he knew how to use his mouth.

I don't know, my mind just wasn't in it. I hope not my family back home, because I don't care about handling any cones. Bam! Break a leg, lick that shit like... It's time to end this competition. South Carolina, the eighties. Bam break, I'm gonna lick that shit like, whoo-ha! Bam! It's time to end this competition. We're gonna take it home with the only important contest. Lap dance time! Man, pretty confident.

I'm a D1 Crumping champion back home, so I think I'm taking home the gold. Bam break, cause I shook my ass like you would not believe, boy. Woo! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! We just did the Laugh Dance round, and now I have to decide which one of these lucky boys is going to win this tight box.

This has been some stiff competition, but I'm ready to pick a winner. Turns out I'd rather get eaten by a shark. Wow. That's not good. Well, I have to say, Florida's very progressive because these two guys held hands skipping down the beach and not a single person even gave it a second look. Oh no. That's pretty impressive right there. I'm just glad I was here for this so I could denounce having anything to do with that bit.

You didn't have anything to do with that bit? See that sucks, Carl. I wanted my name to be Lucy Todd Mike's Tech Box. I want that name. I know you can have it. That's all here. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

It's so funny that guys compete thinking they actually have a chance with you know, Like women are just gonna give themselves away. I mean some of them do you just have to find them? But it's just funny. No Lucy was definitely up for it. Trust me. This wasn't a switch by any means All right. Let's get to the stuff that Cardiff produces since he's so much better producing got that for us It's time to to catch an alien are us. It's time to catch an alien. Are you familiar with the game to catch an alien, EDR? Go ahead. All right.

It's pretty easy. We're going to watch Tommy, Tommy T. He's going to start talking. He's going to stop talking and then we have to figure out what he's going to say next. We will have multiple choice to help us along with it. It's time for everyone's favorite game show, to catch an alien. Are you ready to play? To catch an alien? People who eat a lot of processed foods

don't even like the taste of fruits and vegetables anymore. So like even if you had that, they wouldn't want it. And so that's kind of interesting and sad. And you know if you say something to them, they're gonna say, like I have, and they'll say, well, I'm gonna die of something anyway. And it's like, yeah, but you could live longer and have a happier life.

Well that's the thing, it's not even the years, right? It's like the health in your years. So not only are these other cultures living to 100, no problem, and there's no Netflix shows about it. They're not on 50 pills starting at 50. What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, and not one wrinkle. B, maybe just a blue pill. Next, how many pills is too many pills?

Four, and smoke in a pack a day. Lastly, I like an apple every day. Not only. Okay. I am gonna go, I always go first. I'm going to go with four smoking a pack a day. I think is what he's going to say. Um EDI.

What do you think? I'm torn between and not one wrinkle and I like it. April every day. Yeah, but I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I like it. Apple every day. All right. And then he goes with lastly producer Chris next. How many are too many okay?

Let's see these other cultures living to a hundred no problem, and there's no Netflix shows about it They're not on 50 pills starting at 50. You know I'm not one wrinkles Instinct on these Look at how happy Cardiff is god damn it! Gotta go with your first instinct on these. Look at how happy Cardiff is. Man. Look at how happy Cardiff is. God damn it. Of course I noticed that too. But I was like, holy hell, you're 101?

Man, you can be as mad as can be and you don't have one wrinkle. So, having people around like- I should have known he's obsessed with wrinkles, with everything going on in this guy's face. There's all day. We gotta go and rain his blood and give people that's the other And a lot of men are really lonely and I think that's another area that's and I mean like Not you but like people that are successful and you see people around them, you think they must have million friends.

Sometimes the more successful you are, or the more, it's kind of like, you know, they say lonely at the top, and there's a lot of that. Robin Williams, Anthony Bourdain. Yeah, look at Anthony Bourdain. Anthony Bourdain's the worst committer of that, and if you read anything about him in his life. Move the microphone closer to your face, Tommy.

Yeah, talk about napping Jesus are you fucking abroad on your side? Jesus such a nice guy and it's not about that, the thing that's so messed up this is so indiscriminate mental health stuff, doesn't care if you're rich, poor, white, black

trans, I don't care those are, this transcends that it's like whatever we are as a species which I don't care. Like, that's, those are, this transcends that. It's like, whatever we are as a species, which I don't even know what that is, but whatever we are, right? I mean. That's all for this time.

Come back next time to find out if you are as nice of a guy as Anthony Bourdain. Enough to catch an alien. Sit, Eugene, sit. Good dog. to catch an alien Sit Eugene sit good dog Three two one three, two, one. Alright. Kind of getting a lot of control over there. Good job, Cardiff. You got us on that one. That

was good. That was good. Guys, what have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about Frenchy Hanna on Pure Genuine. We checked out, of course, the pizza topping podcast. Thank goodness these kids aren't racist when they talk about pizza toppings. Scorch is pretty fucking great.

Television, fantastic. Stuttering John, Mr. Magenta. So you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. Next week's Teaser.

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I was thinking because Frenchie said nothing on her show. She could be used for anything. She could be used for just about anything. Yes. So including this. I don't know if she had conspiracy theories though. That's why I want to make sure no one could just use French. Who can tell?

Who can tell? You don't know what she had going on now. EDR, thank you so much for coming on the show. I always love talking to you. I know you're a huge fan. I love when I get random text messages from EDR because he's just watching, said, what the fuck did he just say? It'll just send me something.

It's got to get it off his chest. i'm sure no one else in your life has to deal with this nonsense well this i text you because no one else understands what the hell i'm talking about and i try to explain it this is the one thing that you uh you you can't explain between uh you guys and and julie and and bob and their show and and uh i'm just caught up in all of it. I don't really listen to anything else, but it's just, uh, it's like an ongoing soap opera. That it is refuses the end to reality show without all the stupid editing and

producing of a reality show. It's just actually happening in real time. And I was, I was telling producer Christmas before we went on the air too. It's like, uh like when I watch Bob and and Shulie show I knew they were on Stern and I didn't think they were funny on Stern not because I didn't think they were funny they never really got a chance to show who they were yeah so we see him out of the element and the element of their show now it's fantastic and they should have used them more back in the day and of course I'm a big Cardiff fan too. So me too.

Cardiff was tuning out for a second. Then he said that he's like, Hey, he just scored. It's like, yeah, yeah. Strawberries. They tell me I shouldn't get coasted card if they say cause card they thought card. It was a racist. And I was like, you know, racist. I heard that.

Anyway, so What do you think? Are you, since they make you like a potato skinhead? Would that what you mean? I see what you did. That's pretty good. That might catch on. I just got a new level on my Patreon. Yeah, I do love your Patreon. Oh, by the way, I want to follow you guys too.

I'm not sure, I'm ignorant to all this folks. I don't know how to join and sign on and everything because I definitely want to follow Carter if I want to get into the whole super chatting thing because your audience when it comes to super chatting is fantastic. They're just unbelievable. They keep the show moving through the midst

of all the craziness you got going on. So yeah, I'm gonna learn all that stuff and I'm definitely gonna just be followers everybody. So awesome. Well, thank you for coming on. What do you want to promote? What can people work? Can people find you? We're gonna see you. You catch me on Instagram at Earl David Reed one and just kind of follow me there. I'm all over the place. Do a stand up tonight. Red Civic Theater and then Allen Theater and April 20th, those are in PA, going down to Florida. I was down in your way before.

Oh yeah. Yeah, but I was like St. Petersburg, not far to you, but there, St. Petersburg at the Palladium. So a lot of that stuff, just follow me, man. I come and I'll do a show near you. It'll be great. And of course, if you're in Rochester, every weekend after Thanksgiving, it's always comedy at the Carlson, probably one of the best comedy clubs around despite what Stuttering John might say to you. It's one of the best clubs around.

So it is one of the best clubs. We saw you there. You're fantastic. If you get a chance to see Earl David Reed live, you should definitely do that. We didn't get to see your whole theater show. And I know that you have a lot more going on when you do the theater shows.

Yeah. So I can only imagine. I more going on when you do the theater shows Yeah I'm trying to get away from the clubs because I want to do more They'll just respect to the clubs But but the club one of the clubs few clubs that I do is still comedy at the Carson because it's a great club And it's it's beyond a regular comedy club. It's it's it's it's way back mark. Just a great job Everyone's great there. So cool, but you'd rather do theaters because you do one show instead of doing five shows. Well, that's Makes a whole lot of sense you do one show and the next thing you know, you're you're gone

You don't have to stay in a town the whole week. I like that too because you can't get into any trouble I did it one time in and in Alabama and The guys and this is years ago too, and the guy in the audience was really pissed off at the opening guy who was also a black comedian. It was so pissed off on that. The owner made us leave in the middle of the night. If that's not some Harriet Tubman underground railroad shit, I don't know. Yeah, you don't want to go back there. Middle of the night.

You're not going back there anytime soon. Jesus. No, no. Unreal. Well, thank you so much, EDR. We'll have you back out again. It's always fun having you on the show. All right, guys. Thank you so much. I appreciate all of you.

Thank you, buddy. Good luck. The great EDR, everyone. And with that, we gotta check out some, some internet news and then your voicemails. Internet news with Lucy tight box from YouTube. Cause CG zero three reports much like how SJ can't have a conversation without bringing up beer.

Marsh can't shut up without making a completely irrelevant wrestling remark. Super fail Duke of all pixels writes, nothing better than Golden Hour explaining the craft of comedy to us civilians. Death Before Slavery notes, one good thing about wokeness is it makes racial jokes so much more funny. David Blank, Chris D'Alia is mad he can't see R-rated films. His girlfriend can't go.

Anton Slavik gets it. I love how these guys never stop bringing up the pedo stuff. You shouldn't be able to carry on in your career as if nothing happened. Keep up the good work guys. Mike Whipkey, oh pines. I would rather have John Wayne Gacy as a father than SJ. Kilgore Trout 1983. FSJ, FKB, long live WATP. Chairman Meow gets caddy. Jenny Jingles is delightful. Andy Q Publix is obnoxious. Cyberspace Cosmonaut is outraged. Can you please not call people groomer?

For fuck's sake, they're just a weirdo. From Twitter, TheWiredChristian challenges us. If you listen closely, you can hear a drunk heckler getting walked out who's wearing a creep-off shirt. Luigi Greenberg lords this over us. I just caught my wife singing the theme to Straight Kid Stuff, but Delta Zero can barely get the words out.

My wife couldn't get through the whole video. From Patreon, John K. demands, less Stut Joe, more Joe Mattress. We Too Low asks, who wants to ride the chorus go round at the Stuttering John theme park? Tyler Davis confesses, I'd vote for the super team of Lucy and Chris

no matter what. I'm a homer for tits and the funny one. Travis Wilson brags, I perfected my penis by slamming it in a car door. It's the size of a soup can, but it's bent like Stuttering John's finger. Deluxe reveals, Dr. Steve was about to whip it out.

Total perv getting his jollies on stage. Surprised he wasn't wearing a I'm here for the gangbang t-shirt. Susgo has a refreshing take first time I've been jealous of people in Florida. What a fun show and schlong Dongerson plays us out with thanks a lot Carl All right, and with that we're gonna hit some voicemails They've been piling up because we haven't done a voicemail segment a little while. So you've alienated these review girls again Kindi sent me a note right before the show started saying she couldn't make it and Apologize for the late notice and then I said something snarky and now we're not friends again So there's that and

Actually, I should mention Mary Beth sent me over some photos from her OnlyFans that we'll be putting up on Patreon this weekend. So another reason to join our Patreon is Mary Beth Rosie, as well as of course the game show we'll be playing tomorrow on Who Are These podcasts. Can't wait. That I'm very much looking forward to. And stick around to the end of the show. I'll be playing a brand new song from Buzz Meyers and we recorded this week The reason why we weren't able to do a midweek show is because well first off my singer got me very sick But secondly because we were in the studio Recording a new EP the band that I'm in with Andy

Buzz Meyers, I'm not used to you being sick. Every time today you went, I thought you were doing the bullshit. No, I'm still not well, and I do not get sick very often. I usually get over it quickly, and it's really pissing me off. It's really kicked my ass this week.

But that's all right. It's just more work for Ed the editor. I was trying to hit mute when I could, but there's a few times. Anyway, moving on. So we played that show with the Disney adult guy and his daughter. Oh yeah. Remember his idea was to have Disney scented beard wax or some shit.

Yeah. Hey, Carl. My name is Josh. But listen, for a long time, love the show. Listen to every episode. Everything that you do is fantastic. I'm going to give you a little bit of information. I am, my wife and I, we are, Get Ready to Laugh, Poke Fun, Roll Your Eyes, Disney Adults. Okay.

Yeah, it's one of the dirty not so big secrets. I'm going to tell you what right now. I'm listening to you most recent, the Disney assembles. That idea that that guy has, you don't realize, but that idea that that guy has about the men grooming products that smell like pirate water or orange grove soren or Rome burning or Main Street confectionary. That's a million dollar idea.

There are candle companies that their entire line is just Disney Park smells. There's multiple candy candles. All right, I'm going to stop it right there. It goes on way too long. It's over two minutes long. Keep it 45 seconds, everyone. But here's my argument on that. I don't know any better I'm not a Disney guy, but candles are purchased by women and

When you're putting a scent on your beard you're typically not always a man or an Italian woman or an Italian right or my wife So the point is is that I don't know that a lot of guys want to smell like Disney characters or the sense of a Park pirate or a park or yeah candy vomit. That's what yeah mermaid in your beard. No, well, okay listening, I'm listening so anyway, thank you for the call and If you want to like that, he goes, it's a million dollar idea. Disney's just like, what? We missed out on a million dollars. Yeah. Yeah. But if you want to pitch that to Disney,

feel free to take it. I won't ask for any credit at all. Hey, Chip Chipperson calling into the show. It's been a while since we heard from Chippa. Hey Carl, it's Chippa. Hey, I like girl Lucy Titebox. Pretty good, what's her sister's name? Lucy Tite, double air. What's his sister's

name? Lucy uh Tite Tupperware or something. **** home run chip. Call me back out **** Pretty good, Chip. I didn't see it going that way. That's the thing about Chip. You never know where it's going to go. Misdirection every time.

Misdirection every time. Pretty good stuff. Alright, Kyle photographer who by the way did not show up in Florida. I didn't remember seeing Kyle. We know. him. I didn't see him. I didn't see Nate from Flint. They're both supposed to be participating in the win a date with Lucy. I know they're sore losers. I don't know what happened. Maybe their planes went down. I don't know. Anyway, Cal photographer called in. Hey, Carl. This one's for two key. This is Cal photographer. I'm on the Hackamania website

and I'm wondering why the fuck you chose to put the thing that types out a bunch of pay pics, that info, and sometimes it'll take two lines of text and push the whole website down. It's really fucking stupid, Tukey. Fire your website. Okay, you're stupid and I'll tell you why. A, Tukey did not make that website.

Melton did. This is a Patrick Melton, nobody likes Onions show that we're putting on. Secondly, the fact that the text pushes the page down, means you need an adult sized monitor, sir. It means you're looking at it in a very small childish monitor

because if your resolution was higher, that wouldn't be happening. I feel like I'm back in my digital marketing fucking days right now to explain this to people. Consider yourself told officer. All right. Remember there was concern about crash test dummies? Oh yeah, that's right. And how that could offend people.

I got Disney assembled. That could offend people. Not that crash test dummy. But a crash test dummy did call into the show Hey, Carl. This is a crash test on me. I wish to remain anonymous But yeah, this fucking broad, you know being all politically correct or whatnot. Yeah, she better stick to the script okay, I crashed that dummy's we've been oppressed and You know, we've dealt with a lot. We're hardworking

We ensure that your vehicles are safe. We get smashed into walls and poles and other cars. And yeah, we were a big hit in the early 90s with those cool crash test toys that were great. But yeah, this bitch needs to lock it up. Yeah. All right. See you later.

All right, thank you. Thanks for calling. And we'll keep you anonymous, sir. We appreciate the call. Hey, Carl. Is there another crash test that we saw? No. Hey, Carl. Just listen to the Largo show and pretty much exactly two hours and five minutes in you made the noise again and this time it was you, definitely you. You were the only one talking, kind of pinpointed it. I think it's Lucy tight box centric because the last time you made that noise and it involved

her too. Also, it's been a really long time since I've felt the loving embrace of a woman. So that might be why I kind of pay attention to things like this. I need to join like an adult softball league or something. But or kids. All right. I guess I didn't realize I make that sound but I'm sure someone will find it for us. And I saw it. Here's a

guy who hung out with us in Largo. Hey Carl a little bit late on this voicemail, but Larga Florida Was awesome. Awesome being all well there. Yeah, you know like you Lucy type box and This is Chris and Vinnie Yeah, who's the grip? He is very handsome man And Vinnie, man, who's the grass? He is very handsome man. Who's the producer? Look buddy. Wow. You have an admirer over there. I love you too. Wow. Very exciting. Making loves connections here.

So I've listened into the latest midweek episode and Andy had the observation that, that having kids kills comedy. His example being Dana Carvey had his big popular special, and then he had kids, and his next special sucked. And I don't disagree, but I just wanted to point out that apparently the opposite isn't true, because Dana Carvey's son died last November and he hasn't gotten any funnier. Correct. Uh,

so I guess that particular phenomena only works in one direction. Coming a mile away, Carl. Yeah. Anyway, that's it. Later. Give it time. Maybe you'll get funny again. I Forgot you don't have your board working. I know Jerry from San Antonio gonna give us an update on Chad Zumach here Hey, Carl, it's Jerry from San Antonio My wife Trudy was telling me that Chad Zumaq's been on the phone with Kate Meany for hours and hours

and still not getting any ass. Who on a loser? Hey, dude, you should go fuck yourself. All right, well thank you for the update on Chad not getting laid. I do appreciate that. Carl Turd-Vurgler. It's the CIA.

We thought, we agreed, that you weren't to play any calls talking about how Lucy Typebox is actually a CIA sci app plant. Now if you don't want to play ball, we can figure this out. Maybe have Meg be the results girl, you know, going to big tits so Vinny will be distracted all the time. Maybe have a little bit more Vinny Winny, You know, rig those results a little bit more. What's in your favor? We can change this, man.

You know. Figure it out, turd burglar. I don't think that was a real CIA agent. No, you ever watch Nathan For You? Yeah, yeah, it sounds like him. Maybe it was him. Old Vinny. What?

Yeah, so if you're not following the creep off, you should be. The creep off, we used to have a results girl who would come on and read the results from the previous week because everything's a contest on there. Now you're flooded with all these hotties. And Jess had to leave because she's working at a gas station or a post office or something. Just disgusted with you guys, probably. And turns out we had some women who were ready to take her place. Fuck it. I know. So I think we're up to five already that have auditioned. So if you're

not paying attention, please do because we're going to have a vote going out there soon. I'm starting a true crime show. Seriously. It's the way to go. Hey, Carl, long iron from Oregon here. Big day today. I actually had my wife, I let my wife into the WATP double verse world and had her listen to some of that live show. In particular, the- I like that he let his wife into the WATP world. I hear a lot of this at the meetups and the meet and greets. It's funny.

In particular, the queer kid stuff and the straight kid stuff thing that Tukey and Cardiff did. It was hilarious, man. You guys really knocked it out of park. I know that Top Lobster and Merch got a little spicy there for you halfway through, but I thought you had only great and anyway, don't call me back. Go to hell. Bye. Alright, thank you. Thank you for your call. Yeah, the live show was fantastic. We everyone had a blast and I think it came out really good And thank god producer chris was there with his zoom recorder And we got that captured because my zoom recorder shit the bed

Just like my fucking usb di box is now shit the bad Nothing works here. I hate this place Carl yeah. Yeah, i'm talking to you, lady K. You've done really well on the word exactly. Thank you. Now let's try a couple more. The word is across a CR OSS not across. Okay. That's not a word. And it's not sort of speak. It's so to speak. That's all. Other than that, your show is perfect. Call me that. Great. A few more things. I'm gonna fucking focus on everything's on your desk. Yeah, just what I needed. I was thought was soda speak. So to speak. Yeah. In Minnesota. So to speak. Yeah, in Minnesota, so to speak. All right. Cowl photographer calls back in again.

This is interesting. Actually, Carl, actually cow photographer. I have been in touch with Harrison Young. He gave me his phone number for some reason publicly on Facebook and uh, Kaylee seems to be lined up. Sorry. Lucy seems to be lined up to go on the show. And uh,

I think you would Behove you to send her to wherever Harrison is because he is now invited her to play living room baseball At his place what that sounds like a great opportunity to make fantastic content for a video bonus episode Go fuck yourself Wow Yeah, he must have just called in because this is recent news. Yeah, this is brand-new color Yeah, this is recent news that she's I think she's already done this show but might go back for baseball if I'm not mistaken Wow That's incredible All right, we've been wanting to do a live show in Boston. It's big news right there. Yeah, I think we might go to Boston

Alright one more call that you're gonna get to replace Lucy on the Wednesday show No kidding come on and fucking a bikini if you want. All right, one more call that you're gonna get to replace Lucy on the Wednesday show No kidding come on and fucking a bikini if you want. All right. Um, dr. Steve called us to the show The great dr. Steve Hey, carl. It's dr. Steve Hey steve, I just wanted to thank you again for a wonderful weekend I loved hanging out with lucy tightbox. I know John has his old squeegee bit, but when I think about her viscous fluids and seagull flora, I need a Zamboni if you know what I mean. Okay, girl.

I'm out of left coast kissing from Rays. All right, Dr. Steve. Thanks for calling. Everyone at the Airbnb did a Dr. Steve impression. Yeah, we all nailed it This dude is not good. We're all sitting around doing that receive impressions while that just seems sitting there. It's kind of great Well, okay, that's that one's pretty good. You got the script, right? Fecal flora, I will say that Rocko's Dr. Steve is definitely the best one at this point. God damn Rocco.

I want to hear his producer Chris. I mean he can do a Carl which is very difficult to do. I know. I want to play the drop god damn it. All right, everybody thanks for hanging out with us. We'll be back on a bonus show tomorrow. Set up a patreon.com slash where these podcasts. Check out Cardiff stuff, patreon.com slash Cardiff electric. Of course. Correct. Of course. Cardiff's YouTube

page. So we can find all the good stuff. Are you still doing potato soup on Sunday nights? Not this Sunday. I'll, I'll going to rebroadcast the members only on Sunday. I might do something tonight. All right. So like and subscribe, like and subscribe and hit the notification button. So, you know, when Cardiff is live and doing stuff, we're going to play a song off of the new Buzz Meyers EP. This is not available anywhere as an exclusive. You can't get this anywhere else. The song called, or would you want to Mr. Electric saying this is the place to get me in my office Afterwards this is my band with With Andy Andy on bass I play

guitar and I sing some vocals and stuff to there's vocals in it. Get confident stupid. There's vocals on this one Storm clouds are in your eyes Hellfire in your mind You are on the road to oblivion You don't even know you're alive You fall into a dream while the enemy's jaws open wide Let go of everything you've ever wanted Of everyone you've ever thought you knew Let it die

I know you're sad of feeling brokenhearted He left your heart a house that's haunted Let it die Storm clouds are in your soul Now you have lost control You are on a path to eternity Now you have lost control You're on a path to eternity You don't even see it today

You fall into a dream while the enemy calls out your name Let go of everything you ever wanted Of everyone you ever thought you knew Let it die I know you're sad and feeling broken hearted He loved your heart, now how the taunted? Let it die Let go of everything you ever wanted Of everyone you ever thought you knew Let it die I know you're sad and feeling broken hearted He left your heart

Now how's it haunted Let it die Let go of everything you ever wanted Of everyone you've ever thought to knew Let it die Bye! A plane has hit, I rewatch it, Carly

Boom Fuck his mom Boom Boom Yes, thank you for tuning in Watch it Carly. Boom. Fuck his mom. Boom. Boom. Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye. Bye.

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Bye, Brennan.