Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep507 - The X Podcast

Episode Date: April 7, 2024

This week we’re checking in on Alessia who seems to be a shallow and vapid bimbo talking about how to use men but who knows, maybe I’m missing something. When she’s not talking about the gifts that she gets from men she has her gay friend on to talk about the gifts that he gets from men. So there’s really something for everybody. Blind Mike joins the show this week to figure out if Alessia knows what words mean. Then we get a quick update on Frenchie from Pure Genuine and the type of pants she wears. Careful Frenchie! Opie is now using Twitter to show off his inability to be humorous. And speaking of lack of humor, we check in on Lifeline a show hosted by not just one unfunny D’Elia but two! Chris and Matt D’Elia host a show for slow people who find wacky sounds hilarious. And speaking of slow people, Stuttering John still thinks talking about my mandolin is insulting to me. Finally, Tommy T has gone through a rebrand at MSCS Media and we all try to catch an alien.  Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st - June 2nd - https://www.hackamania.com/ promo code WATP for 20% off http://blindmike.net/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We'll be live in Las Vegas along with nobody likes onions, Tukey, Pat Dixon, Ray DeVito, Earl Skakel and the creep off use promo code WATP for 20% off your ticket at hackamania.com. Hit me with your best shot. Episode 507. hackamania.com Hit me with your best shot! Episode 507 The X You Keep Coming Back To Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy.

You know what, I miss penis. What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize. Is it going to be absolutely riveting? Is it going to change your life by any stretch? Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining, okay? By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up. I hate this fucking show.

I've been dying to say that. Cuz. Cuz-a-roo. Cuz-a-roo. Slapperoonieoney it's showtime W a T P W a T P hello everyone welcome to another episode of Who Are These? The only show that rocks eight strings.

I'm your host, Karl. With me today, a man who can stare at Lauren Compton's cleavage for 45 minutes straight and not get an erection. From Why Are You Laughing, The Blind Mike Project, and Who Are These? Socials, it's Blind Mike Geary. What's up, Mike? They say I'm the only one to do it, so a pretty historic performance by me.

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in Las Vegas. You're not going to want to miss this event. It's going to be a lot of fun and I got to tell Dick Masterson about it. I've been thinking about that. I bet he would make the trip up if he's not busy that weekend. He's not putting together a puzzle or something. Did you ever hear about that? So the reason why he didn't come to Largo because him and his girlfriend were in some puzzle competition. He got 89th place. He was like, what are the last? Are you sure he wasn't just hilariously telling you how much he didn't want to go to that show? Yeah, that's what I'm picking up. I got a puzzle competition. It would be quite elaborate considering these stories and details

He told him about leading up to the puzzle of that and then at the puzzle of that and said I gotta wash my hair So he was very frustrated with his girlfriend because they were trying to see how quickly they put together a 500 piece puzzle And they're way behind this when they were practicing and that she goes. Oh, you know what? There's actually a thousand pieces. Oh, that would really piss me off. That's not seems incomplete. Yeah, I would really annoy the fuck out of me. And of course, Dick dropped a piece on the floor during the competition. I lost it. So rookie mistake, Dick.

Anyway, that's not the point. The point is Hackamania.com May 31st through June 2nd. 20% off with the promo code W A T P. Also, we encourage our listeners, give us five stars wherever you review podcasts and then shit all over us in the comment section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called The X Podcast. And this was a suggestion that came in either from Jody B or Dustin from Michigan, maybe both. I don't know. I can't tell some sadist out there someone who does not like us wanted us to review this shows it's hosted by

Alicia and Alicia How would you describe this woman after listening to a couple episodes Mike? Well, it's it's difficult to describe because in my times on w ATP. I've found that the show is either to describe because in my times on WATP, I've found that the show is either really easy to clip, very clippable, or painstakingly boring. And this is a weird mix of both. Like I was able to get a ton of clips just in the first half hour of the first episode I listened to, yet it was also mind-numbingly boring. Like I couldn't wait for her to stop talking. Okay.

So it's, it's a great combination for this podcast only That's a pretty good summation because I was checking out she does she did a vlog around New Year's of this year. Okay, and Apparently this was her Tulum vlog. She was down in Mexico and she wanted to show off the villa that she was in She was talking a lot about T loom I heard. Okay, it hasn't died down since New Year's. Don't worry. Well, listen to how confused she is about New Year's to start things

off here. Where should we start New Year's? I feel like New Year's is one of those days where we hype it up so much because it's the end of one year and the beginning of a new year. I truly believe a new year really happens on your birthday, not new years. So whoever the fuck wants to disagree with me, come at me because a new year really begins when your birthday restarts. Why is it on the end of the year? No, it's on the beginning of your new year. That's retarded. So I have to say I was born in December and I remember that first year

is I'm like, what the fuck? It's not even a couple weeks. You guys are celebrating a new year already. This is dumb That's a that's a perfect description of what I'm talking about. Yeah perfectly clippable for the show Yeah, you're like, it's so boring. It's not even a hot take. It's not something i'm interested in Thank god it was retarded. Yes Restarts She's so stupid. All right, so she was all excited because there's this guy She's vibing with she vibes with a lot of people

There's a lot of vibing going on on the show and I guess she's in Canada but there was a guy that she was vibing with from New York and This guy invites her to go on vacations all the time. She's never gone I want vacation with him, but he keeps inviting her. So he says, you know what? Me and the boys were heading down to St. Bart's down in the Caribbean for New Year's. And she goes, that sounds pretty fucking rad. So she's all excited to go to St. Bart's with some dude that she hung out with a couple times. And the boys. So basically all my friends towards like, I would say a week before New Year's, everyone was kind of starting

to like gather their plans and I was telling everyone I'm going to St. Bart's because that's what he told me and that's what we planned. We FaceTimed. He was like, yeah, like, so excited. It's your first time. Like you're going to have a blast. And so the vibe was Alessia's in St. Bart's. So I'm going out and I'm just, everyone's like, what are you doing for New Year's? And I'm like, go to St. Bart's. And I'm going out and I'm just everyone's like, what are you doing for New Year's? And I'm like Go to see parts and I'm like really excited about it something about being with a guy who's gonna take control and everything's gonna Be planned and on him. It just sounds like a better New Year's honestly because it's like I mean, I just explained Yeah, you just explained it's free. Yeah, he's gonna pay for we get it

Yeah, we got it vapid is the word I would use to describe this podcast Last but she says plon she's got a little bit of a Canadian accent going to I've noticed it's a buddy from time to time There's a bunch of mispronunciations, but yes, mostly the vapid. Could you imagine if you were going on a vacation with your buddies, a trip up to wherever the fuck she to loom or wherever she's going and they brought this girl like I have put like I'm lucky enough that a lot of my friends have girlfriends I don't mind hanging out with or even enjoy hanging out with. But imagine one of them bringing this lady.

Oh yeah, no, that's interesting. Yeah. Oh, you have a blog. I get it. enjoy hanging out with but imagine one of them bringing this lady oh yeah no that's interesting yeah oh yeah really oh you have a podcast oh you're a youtuber oh you don't oh you brought a camera and microphones oh okay you don't say oh we can all be on the podcast because you don't have interesting guests so good oh good all right cool so I have more from this episode but let me just play this one more clip And I'll turn it over to you Mike see what you picked up on but she's gonna make it clear here now You might notice where this is going

This guy might have ghosted her flaked out otters. It's kind of fucked up her ha ha New Year's plans But she wants to let him know that He fucked up because he probably she was probably gonna fuck up So this is a guy like I've never slept with but I've definitely seen Along like a lot of times and I feel like when I met him. I Don't know. I feel like it was the timing it wasn't it But then when I would always see him He was just like a vibe and super sweet and caring and I was like I could see myself

maybe with him and maybe the same Bart's trip will kind of you know solidify like how we feel about each other like kind of see like what the vibes are you know excuse me listen dummy yeah get a mic stand I know she's well she decided to do this show not in her studio she does have a studio okay so yeah she keeps moving her hair around and Yeah, she seems afraid of it. Yeah, I times it's in her mouth. Sometimes it's far away Mostly keep that away from me is the vibe But you notice how she says that she's like and you know what we've never fucked before but I was totally gonna fuck him Yeah, and so he fucked up. He's really probably should have paid for me to go one more click

Because this probably brings feminism back by a century What she's about to say here just going with the flow and not having to like Think and just be I think as a woman there's nothing better than just being and just following a man and just like not having to think and just like Really being in your feminine energy women vote in Canada. Do you know Mike? They'll remember I remember in 2016 when the ladies that their pussy hats on and they're like back to the kitchen girls do. Make some noise with the pots and pans. So yeah, so that's kind of fun. All right, Mike, what did you pick up on from from this show?

Well, I think my clip number two is probably the best way to start because you really get a vibe of how this show goes and what exactly it is because you might be thinking, Hey, Carl, Mike, Chris, you guys haven't explained what the show is But I don't think she would be able to do that I'm sick you can probably hear it in my voice. I'm not really someone who gets sick Regularly I would say but it's this cold has been lingering for over a week now I'm excited for it to leave.

I feel like you guys, I get so many comments talking about how my voice is shitty. Well, I can't imagine what it sounds like now. Now I probably- Also your personality. I don't know if you get those comments a lot, but I just wanted to add that to the mix. Your morals and your wardrobe.

She's sick right now, it's about the voice. Oh, okay, okay. These sound even worse. I didn't really have a direction of how I wanted to go about this episode. Why would that matter? It's never stopped Crystal Lea. And then throughout the episode, she says several times, she's like, I don't really know what I want to talk about next. It's just like there's no,

she has no purpose to this show I guess I assume the description is just I'm a hollow empty bitch that likes to talk about boys and makeup like I have no unique things about me I just want it because the you talked about being ghosted there was a new guy that ghosted her in the episode I listened to no no this is a common occurrence apparently knowing to be around I think that's what the X is for. It's not X-rated, it's not a social media platform. Yeah, it's X-Friends.

It's Mr. X. Well, yeah. So this might blow you away, Mike. I don't know if you know this, but it was just a few months ago that there were two hosts for this show. My God. Yeah, so this is an episode from October or November,

and this used to be called the Chemical X podcast, and Veronica was her co-host and this episode Begins with Veronica explained that she's leaving the show It's highly produced. They think they're doing a thing. Yeah, that's for sure. What's up guys? Welcome back to the Chemical X Podcast. It's your girl Veronica. And your other girl Alessia. And as you guys can probably see from the title, I'm leaving the podcast.

So this is something that we had decided, I wanna say like a month and a half ago. Don't we us in this. No, I'm saying something that we, like that's been decided like a month and a half ago I want to say yeah, so this is something that's been like happening. We both went on our respective trips um, but like obviously as you can see there's no Bad blood like we'll get into like the reasons why i'm not going to be continuing

Say everything you want to say i'll jump in at some point. I guess but you could keep going I guess i'll keep going. Yeah, it's crazy I should I pull my notepad? Okay. Well, I guess I'll just give you guys all an explanation of why this is happening Yeah, why does it happen? Yeah, what the fuck this comes out of nowhere obviously? There's nothing that happened. There was no It was no color daddy situation. I know our whole yeah You know, this is what so that's why I wanted to play this so long Mike

Because immediately they're comparing themselves to the biggest show to ever have to female homesata Like I know you guys all think this is caller daddy. I don't think that for a second actually Guys, just so you know this is not exactly like when Spotify gave Joe Rogan 200200 million. It's not like that. Before, less do you think that? This is not what I turned down 60 million from Dave Portnoy to his face. I was way off. So anyway, apparently this Veronica woman used to be on the show. And I guess what Veronica does for a living is look hot on Instagram because I did some research.

She's not even hot but she's hot enough that she could put on a bikini and be in a lot of different lakes and pools. Nice. Yeah. Alright. She's got she's got that going for her. So, anyway, Alessia is now doing this on her own. She's

trying to bring in some guests from time to time or not. Oh, yeah. Or she's just going solo as we're seeing in some of these examples. But Mike, where'd you leave off? Well, it's actually a good segue clip. Number 10 is where she does bring up some guests. This just happens halfway through an episode. Just you're going on, listening to her talk about her eczema, which believe me, we'll get back to, but then clip number 10 happens just out of nowhere

Why not girlfriend just showed up hello She is a character you guys have not met yet, but she is actually moving like literally very close to the podcast studio So she came to see me. So I gave- The best reason for a guest is proximity. I always say, if you're in the neighborhood, swing by and be there, sir. You're a mic. I was like, at any point, if she wants to say anything,

she can, and she's filming me right now, guys. Like, as if three cameras weren't enough, now I have her iPhone filming me. We continuously do that. We lose trust in ourselves. We become insecure. What is going on right now? And then it's very hard for us to trust other people

because we do not trust ourselves. Like this guest that she's announced has not even made an appearance yet on the screen except for the fact that she's blocking the camera with her own phone. Yeah, no, that's not me doing that to make it seem wacky. That's how the podcast unfolds. I was impressed with your production.

So there's that, where just out of nowhere, this guest that she hasn't introduced, it's just like, hey, my neighbor showed up, so she has a mic now. Okay. So this lady walks into the studio, and then clip number 12 shows you just how invaluable. Thank God there's a co-host now,

because the podcast really all starts to come together. Oh, what about it? Just give it to me, I'll wear it. Like, you don't need to wear this. You just need to wear a nice manly watch. That's it. You agree? I do. Sorry, I wasn't even listening. Yeah, sorry. You're searching? Yeah, but I agree for your ex. I think it's okay. Yeah.

Should I get back with my ex? Wow. She says I wasn't listening and then goes right into how you do when you don't listen to something. You're like, Oh no, totally. You said you said X. So I'm going to say, yeah, your ex, you should definitely get back with them, I guess, because that's all I remember. I'm totally paying attention. You were just saying words, obviously you're talking about things and stuff, right? Okay. But I don't blame the other girl that's not in the podcast because that's probably what one of my friends would do if they showed

up to my house and I was like you're on a podcast now that people are watching apparently right yeah no it doesn't make any sense that she would do this to this poor woman who obviously does not want anything to do with this at all well she's a dynamic personality as you can tell, so it's natural to give her a microphone. All right, let's get back to, I know you guys are all on the edge of your seats. What's going on with St. Bart's? What's happening? What's her whole new year is going to be? I mean, this is an important time for a young lady and she thought she had big plans. I'm just starting to chip. I'm like, oh my god like First of all, this has been a guy who's been pursuing me

Like he's been inviting me on several trips whether it be Miami Vegas fucking anywhere he goes He's always like do you want to come? Okay, and now basically he he scenes me when I'm like hello like what's going on with the chip. He scenes me guys He literally scenes me. What does that mean? I don't know okay. I looked at that has that has to be a hip term That was gonna make fun of us for not knowing I'm used to it And I'm like what the fuck now you know as a girl. I'm like benefit of the doubt He's seen me like wait a couple minutes. He'll probably write again and

Yeah, no he didn't write again. I think it means that read receipt. Yeah, like a read receipt on a tax problem Oh, okay, that may be I don't know yeah, yeah, yeah, like you saw the message and just left it unresponsive Okay, so I was like what the fuck it's guy invites me on every trip. I've met him several times I'm not like a stranger He's into me. I'm like what the fuck is going on? So if I could try to translate this for our friend here I have a feeling he invites a lot of girls on vacations and a hotter one said yes also That's what happened. He may have forgotten. Yeah, that's suddenly that's yeah

That's kind of how that whole thing's work that whole thing works So then she explains well I'm just gonna feel sorry for myself and curl up under the covers on New Year's and just not do anything But she got some options from her friend Yeah, I know very very excited I got a call from one of my girlfriends and she was like we have two options for New Year's and one is Would you want to go to Drake's house for New Year's? And I'm like, what? She's like, yeah, for New Year's, Drake is throwing a party at his mansion in Toronto.

Do you want to go? I have like his right hand man's inviting me and I was thinking we can maybe just like go down to Toronto, either fly or drive and go to his house party. First off, you would think that that would be a pretty cool invitation for a New Year's Eve. We just like go down to Toronto either fly or drive and go to his house party first off You would think that that would be a pretty cool invitation for a New Year's Eve Go hang out with a big celebrity baller in his mansion big massive dick Yeah, and the reason why she wants to do this will blow you away now. You might have picked up on something Mike She's a little bit materialistic this one oh okay okay yeah let's let's see why she's excited about this potential event and every part of me was like yeah i would love to go to

Drake's fucking how Drake's new year's party i heard at his birthday he gives Birkins to everyone what the hell does he give on new year's Rolexes and Chanel's hello i'm fucking down to go to Drake's just for the plot just to be able to come on this podcast and'm fucking down to go to Drake's just for the plot just to be able to come on this podcast and be like so I went to Drake's New Year's party and I wanna Rolex or like whatever the fuck so she was excited about St. Barts because it was gonna be free yeah and then they're like you want to go to Drake's house I heard that he gives out gifts like expensive gifts to people who come to his house so that sounds pretty fucking rad I'm surprised if you're if you're doing it for the podcast every other aspect of dream being at Drake's house would be more

Interesting than him handing you a watch I would think so too, but Mike listen to this she goes further into how giving Drake is Oh good. I heard one year. I heard one year Drake gave every girl on Mother's Day who went to his dinner a Birkin bag like they sat down and everyone had a Birkin bag all the mothers or Girls that were there had a Birkin bag if you want to tell me that it doesn't respect women honestly You're a liar because Drake's out here buying Birkins for every girl for Mother's Day, and you want to tell me doesn't respect women Drake is really giving

I mean, I've heard so many crazy stories. How could you say doesn't respect women he gives us handbags How could you respect doing more than that? Oh, what do you want a stupid fucking handbag here you go? Is your shit? Yeah, it's got a logo on are you happy? We all remember that great feminist Derek Jeter saying here's your gift basket. I'll beat a bitch So I thought that was kind of fun It seems like she's showing her hand a little bit of what she's really interested in coming across as a little shallow Yeah, you know what that's a pretty good word to I bet but I thought was a good one shallow It's a pretty good word, too. I bet but I thought it was a good one. Shallow It's a pretty good one, too. There's a

Just a little well if you think she's shallow we can get into my clip six where this is her definition of Like, you know, I'm sure everyone has dealt with adversity in their lives. Sure This is her version of adversity now the the dermatologist is telling me I'm just stressed and that's what it is So I'm taking his word for it. He prescribes me a higher cortisone cream, which cortisone is technically like a steroid, so it's not something you should really be fucking around with or putting on your face. But I'm in crisis mode. I'm like, I film a podcast. I'm on camera. Like, I can't, like, I feel it It makes everything that much more difficult

I guess and it was really something I was battling and it was making me very depressed and You know when you're depressed you're sad, and you just don't want to do anything You don't want to see anyone and it became kind of just like such a tough battle with Alessia like live your life like everyone has their things and Feeling like well, no like I'm also valid for like feeling this way Yeah, so it's it's it's tough to be an attractive girl who's slightly less attractive one day. Can you imagine? What just dry skins? Yeah, she have a rash or something. She's acting like it's the end of the world for her She has to moisturize. It's very difficult.

Stopping that run on sentence. I know it's not going to end. That is the one thing that's hard to clip about her is that she does go out of that. Which is probably why her show is clear. I don't know. I don't know if you notice that maybe it's not every single episode, but there's a clip, very clippy elements like, you know, in Tik TOKs where people will cut out the silences and stuff like that to make it shorter and more attention-grabbing sure she does that with her podcast yet there's a tremendous amount of fat left on the

bird yeah I was uh I was picking up on that myself so I was watching this episode where she had her gay friend on I don't know how you pronounce him, Miko or something like that. Sure. And so this guy, Miko, his mom passed away a few years ago. Mike, I think you have this clip. Oh yes, yes I do, yeah. So. Clips 17 and 18. She deals, she,

Alessia deals with tragedy very delicately, I think. Yeah, so I don't know what this guy thought. They don't seem to get along with each other at all. And I guess that she wants him to come on to spill the hot gas. And he's like, well, why? Who cares? No one knows who I am. Why would this be interesting to anyone?

Where should we start with this episode? Because I have some things. Let's just... The last time we had you on the podcast we spoke about like us having turbulence with our friendship turbulence our friendship had some turbulence your mom your mom had passed they had reached out a couple times we ended up rekindling our friendship in the link yes what you doing he he's shopping her yeah do you want to talk about your mom passing for a little bit or does anyone care yes

people care oh you want a lot of do you want to talk about your mom passing no I actually rather not that's the correct answer yeah so he's very guarded he does not want to talk about his personal life and for good reason we're gonna find out on this episode yeah but this is him talking about his mom passing that's why I think I'm curious when I ask you questions because I'm like how do you really feel you know I mean you just accepted it's sad she was my best friend and there's so many things I would like to share with her stories but what do you want me to do you know yeah what do you want him to do you want to cry on your show right now

because his mom passed away and he's a gay man who loves his mom I think so this is the problem and it's kind of the thing where like, you know any Office you worked in there people there that are like this This should be the reality show is they should cover our crazy antics in the office Right this girl this girl thinks that everyone in her life is a potential podcast guest Which it's like sure technically every human being is something interesting in their life That doesn't mean they can deliver it well on air, you know, you need to drag that out of them So this woman keeps asking him questions about his family and he obviously has no relationship with his father

At all. He does not want to talk about his dad. Um, yeah, okay, so then Your mom passed your dad is now dating someone else Cuz I'm not sure If there was a wedding I wasn't invited to it I Don't know I see a ring. I'm not sure what it means Yeah, maybe it's a promise ring I don't know no one's really told me, but they're on kid number two all right So you see that is edited and she is selling this heart isn't this so funny has no relationship with his father

Yeah, not really. I don't know she's cracking up so hard. She's bonking into that mic stand She's losing her mind, so you don't know if your dad remarried. He's having kids ah She's losing her mind. So you don't know if your dad remarried. He's having kids Well, this might also be a moment where if we just interjected into a podcast that we've never listened to but the audience is Listen to a bunch. Maybe they would understand the joke But they bring this person on by saying like you haven't been on ever because we hated each other for so long, right? We don't know the person a regular co-host or something that they're just getting caught up with We're all worried about this guy for the first time You probably should have researched this and I'll go back to your clips here might because in your clip 18

Yes, this is I was gonna pull this too This is her once again losing her mind over something that really shouldn't be that funny Do you ever think about how like the more babies your your dad has? The less money you get I'm splitting it every year Look at she's losing her mind. I can't rely on that. I got to create a path of my own thing so hard What is funny about that Oh my god, okay, what should we talk about now? Oh my god, okay, what should we talk about now?

Maybe that's why he doesn't like you because you're sitting there laughing about how his dad's having additional Families members. Yeah, it's a split the inheritance with and it's the funny thing you've ever heard So that's why you had me on I'm there punching Well, it's a real peek into like how she observes life because I've never once thought of what I'm going to inherit when my father dies. I'm not going to get anything. It's not a thing like I'm setting up the rest of my life based on really cashing my ticket once the old man croaks.

She thinks of her life this way where everything is just handed to her. Evidently, I'm assuming she has rich parents and this is where it's like, yeah, you know, people talk about privilege. And I think because it was always labeled like white privilege, people would always push back whatever. I don't know what race this lady is, but this is the privilege that people were talking about. She is my privilege. Like, can I explain this? I'm not your buddy friend.

All right. Sure. I totally agree with you because yeah, why would you even think like that? Like, oh, your dad's having more kids. Doesn't that mean you get less money? I guess. I don't know. Yeah, technically.

Sure. Yeah, okay. If you say so. Funny how your mind went there. Yeah. She's just laughing her ass off at that. So then she starts talking about this guy she met in Dubai. So going back to what you were saying, Mike,

she might live a privileged life here. Yes. And she went on this ski trip with this guy she met in Dubai. And on this ski trip, she was, so she didn't know anybody except for this guy. And she decides she's gonna play the voicemail she got from this guy before the ski trip. And I spent a lot of this up

because it does go on for a while, but I thought her guests made a pretty good observation here. Okay, but let's rewind a little bit Okay, so I want to play the voice note that he like set me that made me feel like okay Maybe I should go on this trip, you know, yeah So let me play it. Why don't you have that ready to go there? And again, they added the show but for some reason we're watching her not him watching this going look through her phone Okay, so basically the guy I met in Dubai after I had left He had wrote to me a couple days after I got back, and he was like by the way that trip Like are you still down to come so he sent me this voice note, and I was like

This is the hottest guy like just the way he speaks like just his vibe. So I'm gonna play it up quite a bit anyway so that's kind of like the vibe right so I'm a voice privacy with you someone wants to date you it's like they got to watch out he hates her yeah and rightfully yeah he's looking at her like what the fuck you're just playing a voicemail on your show on YouTube right now to achieve what yeah what are you trying to accomplish right now? It's fucked up It's funny you pulled that too cuz I'm glad you got that angle out of it because like I listened to the voicemail And I was just like why is she playing this? On a show to prove she gets dick like we believe you whatever so why are you playing this she didn't fuck him though? She goes on this ski trip and this guy's like wall

Is he a good kisser what's the deal? She's like I didn't sleep with them. Yeah, cuz he leaves too long Yeah, no the reason why is because she liked the way he smelled so what she decided to do check this shit out This is fucked up His bag and I was looking through his cosmetics and I see that there's like an axe bottle no Did I tell you this no we didn't talk about this trip so we could talk about it here. Oh my god Mirko there was an axe bottle axe. I think when you're 14 years old you go through a stage not even not even okay She went through his bag fucking Treated like she's hanging with stuttering John and ready to come back reports and can you believe there is acts in there? Well, let's go to the part where you invented his privacy

Yeah, let's come to know about that. He doesn't call her out for they say so we're going through his bag She's like, oh wait all I love my route. We're gonna get sand for a second. Yeah, it's like what's your problem? Yeah, no, he he does not like her and Rightfully so because this episode is called how to make him buy you what you want. Okay, that's sweet So I wanted to learn What is a lessee are gonna tell us about how to get guys to buy stuff for you? So they were going around at this ski resort There's a lot of high-end stores that sell handbags

Apparently handbags the only thing that matters in this woman's world. I know. It's crazy. So this is her telling the story of going shopping with this guy from Dubai. We did go shopping. You could tell like when we went in Prada and stuff,

he was not like, I'm getting you a bag. Like he was like getting on work calls and like leaving the store. And I was like, okay. And it's not cause he can't afford it. No, this guy is very very very Yeah, that's Yeah, he's like you didn't even take advantage of him to get a free handbag out of this. What are you think you're on her?

Yeah, why didn't fleece this idiot just cuz he fucked you once So then he actually shames her for fucking this up and not getting a handbag out of the deal You could have came back with a bag. I Know when I could have I feel like you're not good with these things Midgo I you're all talk honestly with these things mid go no you aim for the gods you say I'm gonna get a Chanel and then you come back with a heel first of all I never said I was coming back with a show I never knew what this guy's vibe was first of all okay

Second of all when someone's walking out of a store when you're checking out and looking at a bag Yeah But sometimes you have to be a little bit aggressive and I and I did and I said ha ha when we were in Dubai for my Birthday, you said you were gonna take me shopping. Yeah, what a bitch You said you were gonna take me shopping. Yeah, what a bitch She's so likable and you know what Mike the worst part is and I'm watching her and watching the show I bet she's a horrible way Yeah, no, and I'll use the word again. Nothing about her vibe tells me she'd be fun to sleep with she doesn't care about Kegels I was shopping at Kegels and uh... She's treating these men like an ATM.

She's like, well, fuck this guy. He'll get me a bag, he'll get me a watch, he'll get me all kinds of stuff. I like the Dubai guy. He's like, no hand job, no handbag. Yeah, right, that's my rule. That's the Dubai rule. I'm not gonna Dubai you anything. No buy. So then she wants to talk to her guest here, the gay guy who does know how to take advantage of dudes.

Sure. And he does not want to talk, you know, he's just like, ah, he's trying to be dismissive. And we find out why. The worst is when I travel somewhere and like every guy that I've been entertaining or not even entertaining just that are interested in me I like post that I landed in the city and it's like, oh my god, let's do dinner. Let's say I'm like guys I can't I actually can't because you're with because I'm with someone. Yeah, this guy has too many boyfriends This is the problem that he has he goes on Instagram and just says hey, I'm in Toronto and then all of a sudden think think think think think think think think think think everyone wants to Suck his dick. He's like guys. I only got one dick

But he does explain the reason why he's shaming her for not getting a handbag out of the ski trip is Because he knows how to seal a fucking deal Yeah, when you want to know like what's what's something someone got you and you were like wow like thank you so much You want to air out all my shit? Can't come on the podcast if you don't have something someone got me probably like a Cartier bracelet, okay That's why I was like wow like you know this was a good trip. Yeah, I was like it's nice You know it's timeless Good resell it if anything because of how you got the bracelet through a guy you don't like and through like kind of acting like

You're in a relationship with them. Do you ever feel like? You're gonna look at the bracelet, and then the memory is attached like oh this guy that I never liked never you're not like that No, okay for me. It's like I Completely separate the two Yeah, like I worked hard I Have a full-time job. I just want to make that clear. This is just like passion trips. Yeah, you just use this men for fun That's not how he makes a living I would be embarrassing

Yeah, well he's accepted being a gold digger where she's convinced herself. This is all for love Gifts are a nice accessory, you know, yes, correct because she loves to say and who knows if we hit it off Maybe this is a long-term thing. It's like well, it hasn't happened yet. Yeah, but I'll stay tuned I suppose She's very cuz like in the two episodes I listen to one there was a guy that she was in love with and then the next episode that guy was just using her and was actually, she caught him with another girl. But luckily since leaving that guy she found another guy and he was just the best.

He was phenomenal. Of course. She's always on to the next thing. But can I ask you one question, Carl? Yeah, of course. And take your time answering this. Okay. Are you stressed right now?

I'm not stressed right now. Boom. I was expecting you to take a lot longer because apparently that's a very difficult question to answer if you could play my clip number five. Okay. I went to see a dermatologist and he looked at me and he said, are you stressed right now?

And I feel like that's such a hard question to ask someone because like, yeah, I guess I'm stressed, but I'm also not. It's like, I feel like what's really scary about the human body is that we can feel like we're stressed. Like we can be okay and still technically be stressed does that make sense no doesn't the doctors like the Nike I can't help you with your fucking rash are you stressed or not okay you're confused maybe you have a confusion rash now I'm stressed have guys been dumping loads into you and not giving you handbags?

Does your gay friend shave you on your podcast what's going on I need to know everything What else you have Mike? I went through a lot of let's see oh one thing I wanted to Talk about is clip number one is her like doing plugs and which you know, we do say hey go to our websites see subscribe everywhere you get podcasts all that kind of stuff. Clip number one she has a weird plug where it's kind of saying like don't even bother listening to the podcast I guess. Let me just remind you before I start this episode if you haven't yet subscribed to my

YouTube channel, please do so. If you don't have time to watch the full episode, but still want to have your dose of Alessia, then you can also find me on Snapchat and subscribe to my channel, I put the best scenes. I could actually use less of Alessia. Oh yeah. Well go to Snapchat. That's ridiculous.

If you don't have time to watch the entire episode, maybe make the episode shorter. The best scenes are the silent ones. Yeah, and it's also weird to be using a platform that I feel like her audience wouldn't really be on. to watch the entire episode. Maybe make the episode shorter. The best scenes are the silent ones. And it's also weird to be using a platform that I feel like her audience wouldn't really be on anymore. That seems like a weird way to do it. Yeah, I don't know. It seemed very odd to me. Um, but also there's a couple things. I don't know if you picked up on her command of the language is not always that strong

So clip number three is where she uses a term that I've used often and maybe I'm the one using it wrong I'm not sure okay. I am currently on a very strict diet like I Don't think in my life I've ever been on such a strict diet if you're feeling shitty about your life And you feel like somebody has something better than you just remember that we all have our shtick. We all have something we're dealing with. Wait, what? Shtick. Listen, I'm not actually fat. My shtick is that I like to eat a lot. Understand? We all have our shtick. Yeah, I don't think she understands what that means at all. And it almost sounded like she

thought it was the same as strict too, because the way she was pronouncing strict was with an SH Yeah, oh, maybe yeah She's just confused by all these words. They're all very similar. It's hard She also says that's why I didn't understand where she was from necessarily She kept talking about her eczema and she pronounced it eczema which got very annoying There's a lot of mispronunciations like that. That's not good. That's never a good thing Also my clip number four is her doling out more Health advice which I think is good, and I think sometimes I even forget that

Beyond anything we should wish for money success is really truthfully health, okay? should wish for money success is really truthfully health okay without our health we cannot have any of these things and obviously being around you know even Becca who has cancer I'm very aware that especially this year that it's very important to take care of your health Shaming your cancer friend Constant bummer of a reminder Parkinson's I guess you didn't care about your health Anytime I'm watching the game on TV or a movie. I'm like I'm glad I didn't not give a shit about my eyes like that blind my geary guy

How did you start that phrase was it with handouts? Oh, yeah, she said there's there's more important things than just handbags it with handouts? Oh yeah, she said there's more important things than just handbags, I think. She goes, also your health. Perfume. You can believe it. Yeah. Well, so she's talking about manifesting stuff a lot. And obviously she didn't go to Drake's house. She didn't get to go to St. Bart's, unfortunately, but she did end up in Tulum just a few days later and she describes how that happened. And I say so many things and manifest so many things but I don't say them out loud often or I do and I even forget what I say but I remember my girlfriend and I were in one of the rooms in the villa and she was like babe you know like you created this right and I was like what do you mean and she's like, babe, you know, like you created this, right? And I was like, what do you mean? And she's like, you do know when we were getting ready and doing our hair and you were doing my makeup, you told me.

We're going to this party, but trust me, we're going to have a plan because we're going to to loom. And I was like, oh, my God, I said this out loud. She's like, yeah, she's like, you're literally a fucking witch. And I was like, oh my God, I was going to tell you I manifested this, but I didn't want to be like that girl like, oh, you manifested this. Oh, you wanted to be in Tulum and now you're in Tulum. She's like, no, no, you told me. I remember you told me. And I'm like, oh my God, like I literally

had goosebumps because this is manifesting on another level. I'm manifesting in a few days. Like I'm not manifesting something for in a year from now. So I thought that was really, really crazy. Oh, okay. Thank God she was humble about it. I don't think she should have said what manifesting means. So it was back in September or so I said, let's do a live show in the Tampa area. And then I worked with a company that booked a venue and then I got us all plane tickets and I

rented out an Airbnb and then we talked to the guys from LTC and we prepped for a show and then we went we did a show. I didn't manifest it. So you did everything but manifest. Right! I did all the proper steps necessary to make it happen. All she did was book a villa. You didn't think you boarded it, is what you did. No, no, like not that at all. I didn't post that. All she did was book a flight and rent a villa out. She's like, I can't believe I made this happen. I'm like, no, it's not that impressive at all. Oh yeah, and you disappeared to Cape Coral. Whoa, whoa, whoa, cut this out! Cut this part out!

Oh yeah, you said guys, I gotta go run to the bathroom and take a taxi. You didn't mention which one. There's a toilet two and a half hours away from here. I really gotta go. I really like this one. Jesus Christ, so stupid. I really gotta go really like this one I like that the friend who's probably fictional, but in this story the money is like the friends like what are you a wizard?

She can't believe this story no no I'm not a wizard remember we were on air Canada Just like it three hours ago. That's what got us here That's what got us here That's right All right real quick my last clip out here. She take this on a little tour of her villa Well, she's in to live she doesn't get to do an actual show there She was planning on it, but the lighting wasn't right you understand sure so now she's gonna take us on a tour but Yeah, this is where we kind of pre drank. There's the three swings. So during the day like tanning I probably should have cleaned up before taking this video

You could tell i'm not in real estate and then there's just like this disco ball. I don't know where it's kind of a vibe Though it's kind of a vibe. I like that. That's where they pre drank I've never pre drank in my life. I just get right to drinking. Yeah, I wake up and start drinking. Yeah Yeah, I wake up and start yeah She seems slightly older than someone that should be using the phrases she using am I wrong about that no I'm with you on that. I got your vibe. Yeah. Yeah, thank you That disco ball that's outdoors that is reflecting light to things that are already lit up. It's such a vibe Just called a disco ball Not impressive in any single way. All right, Mike, finish it up. Finish it up here for us.

All right, a couple more I wanted to play. One, I'm obsessed with this eczema she has. If you could play my clip number seven. You're going to give her a cap flex. She's insistent on it. She has such a bizarre treatment for this. It's very important to her. So clip number seven, I found to be an odd solution to having dry skin And it just felt like my skin was always peeling and it was just like red

It wasn't it didn't feel like eczema where it was like oh I had kind of like buttons all over my face like it wasn't like that and And I was just I was just honestly fed up I was recently in Florida with my mom and dad and It was like I thought okay. Let me go to Florida like maybe the Sun will make it better, and it was making it so much worse Crazy right maybe the Sun would clear up the rash. I have moisturize your skin you know that Sun Sunburn The rash I have. You think the sun would moisturize your skin, you know, all that sun. Moisture healing.

Nothing a good sunburn won't fix. That's hilarious. Fire fixes everything. Clip number 14 is, again, an interesting process. Like I said, when this co-host entered the room, the podcast really changed and suddenly got so much more professional. Say that part?

No? No. Well, it depends where you want to go with your story, like are you trying to like tell after like the aftermath, like the next day? That's it, like I need to explain it so I need to. Or you want to talk about like more you met him on a date the very next day? Stump the host. Don't you know what I mean?

No, I think I'll just leave it at what it is. Okay, sure. So at this point, okay, whatever. So first off, Kay. Holy shit. I mean. The whole conversation is should we leave this in? Yeah.

The conclusion is no To completely derail what you're doing I am dumbfounded by this because on top of what you're hearing of her just not understanding what to do next They keep panning back and forth between camera one and camera two right and they're almost the same shot. Yeah, it's like oh Mike It's like Wayne's world Yeah, it's like oh my it's like Wayne's world That's what's crazy about the conversations like that that she has where it's like in a show like mine where we're just talking And you know going off on different tangents stuff there There will be moments like that where you're like, yeah, should we even talk about this? I fucking leave it in whatever

Yeah, this is so heavily edited that there's no reason we have to listen to that. It doesn't make any sense No, it's embarrassing. I'm I'm getting the sense that whoever's editing this doesn't like her either. Yeah It's the gay dude. I don't think anyone in her life enjoys her company. That's why your parents go to Florida There's like I got dry skin go away in the Sun all day Florida there's like you got dry skin go away in the Sun all day So it's funny you say that because I think click clip number 13 is probably the perfect one to end on Because this is basically what we've been leading to this is the perfect way to describe her where this is a fight she's had with one of the many men in her lives in her life that have ditched her and

This is a comment. She gets very offended by so direct now I think and I was like I mentioned that I was like so like, you know You called me surface level like should we talk about that? And he I'm like I'm like I really took offense to that because I feel like no one ever meets me and calls me surface level If anything the complete opposite so I was just like why would you say that? You know and he's like, oh like I thought we like squash that I'm like well we did but I was just like why would you say that you know and he's like oh like I thought we like squash that I'm like well we did but I'm just curious like why you thought that he's like I think I guess when I just get angry like I Just kind of spew out anything red flag red flag. I just spew out anything and

You know like I just Yeah you know, like I just, um, yeah, like I kind of. Initially, I thought she, I thought she said service. Me too. I thought she said service level. That's a good insult. No, he essentially called her a basic bitch, which should be the title of the podcast by the way. I was getting myself into. Right. Yeah. So yeah, that, that's basically how I would sum her up as saying that she's a completely vapid human being that has nothing to talk about.

Every podcast episode that I checked out, or it seems like that you've checked out, is all like, I saw this guy, we didn't really hit it off, we had sex, and he either did or didn't give me a gift. And onto the next one. Real quick, people are saying that all we do is super chat on WATP, which is not something that we do on WATP, but the greater good has been a member for one month and says,

this is so hollow and generic, I wouldn't be surprised if Carl revealed at the end this whole show was AI generated, I'm counting fingers. It really could be an AI show. Especially with the mispronunciations and stuff where it's like, that almost sounds like it. Yeah, and they, well, where do we put this AI woman? Canada? Sure. Who's going to call us on that? No one will fuck her. Yeah. That's one thing I meant to mention when you said the cohost left and it went from the chemical X podcast to the expert.

Was her name chemical why that is Veronica I And the X podcast doesn't make sense because They're like tagline or whatever is the X you will come back to but it's not spelled the same correct, right? None of it. Yes, it doesn't mark a spot. It's not doing anything for me And then Nick Tucker remember for a month says as a longtime minifan I always love to see Mike on the show looking forward to a New England live show hashtag overslaw Thank you, Nick. Thank you very much. Nick. Yeah, we do want to get up to the New England area for sure. All right With that I think it's time for our

With that, I think it's time for our... Cringe of the Week! Cringe of the Week! And we have a couple clips that came in from my buddy Adam Thoreau, also in the New England area. And Adam was checking out the second episode of Pure Genuine, that's right! Pure Genuine has episode 2 out. And let's see what our favorite host is up to. That's not a thing thing throw those in the trash

With the wool And Don't get it wrong color jeans is nice. It just depends on what kind So yeah, so it just depends on what? Kind you got to be real particular. Okay, sounded good. So, apparently there's a lot of talk about colored jeans on this episode. And I guess, and I haven't watched this yet, but I guess our host wants to get up to prove that she's not wearing tight jeans.

Okay. I'm not wearing nothing skinny jeans army right now My jeans are not skinny jeans. Okay, I'm going to show you guys this look, okay So my theory is that she's high look at this She can barely stand on one leg. I'm not wearing skinny jeans. We get it. Oh my God.

Careful, careful. Don't get it twisted. I do wear skinny jeans still. Come on. This is insane. Stuttery John is more graceful than Frenchie. Yes. What is she doing?

And some people get lost mid-sentence. She gets lost mid word. It's really impressive. Yeah, it's shocking Yeah, I can't imagine being at a point in my life where I need to prove the kind of jeans I'm wearing to anyone Well, maybe you do. What are you wearing? None of your business Chris None of your business, Chris. Now I kind of get it. Alright. Since we're still on Cringe of the Week, Vinny Paulino sent me over this morning a little back and forth on Twitter between Opie and Robert Kelly. Oh, really? Yeah. I was hoping you hadn't seen this yet.

I have not. So, Opie sends him a note that says, stop jumping rope. He sends that to Robert Kelly. And Robert writes back, you still got it, and by it, I don't mean a radio show, with a heart emoji. Now, how do you think Opie's gonna respond to this, Mike? You know Opie pretty well at this point. I think very level-headed, and I'll say,

Bob, just like the old days, I enjoy your good humor. He'll probably say something like, you're right. I don't have a radio show, but if you ever want to swing by the old podcast, we'll be at Gebhard's this Tuesday. Nope. Nope. This is his response is take the hit baby. Anytime you want to compare bank accounts and real estate, let me know. Toodles. What a douchebag. What a douchebag what hit? What a douchebag he goes, what's the jumping rope comment? I don't get it I you know what I didn't look that far into it. I don't think it matters I'm sure Bobby was showing him working out a video of him working out or something like that. Okay, okay So opi drew first blood What do I know what's me friends with opi What an asshole. I can't can't figure it out

I've wanted perfect perfect Opie to say something so meaningless And Bobby has a much superior line and Opie's like bro take the hit. I mean come on We're all laughing at you now. You want to go there you want to go there because we can talk about bank accounts Robert Kelly Leave it alone I mean in the last ten years Well, maybe eight whatever since Opie left serious Bob Kelly's probably doing better financially than open It's insane Opie couldn't pay for parking in his building He was like he's too expensive in this building you're in the wrong building

Yeah, if that's the case that's what you're worried about. Yes your apartment board sir Parking is expensive in Manhattan who would have thought yeah, I know you'll say that when you buy a home there Yeah, you know what this upper west side of Manhattan jeez they treat you like you're a millionaire or something Crazy everything's included with the rent right? I got crazy everything's included with the rent right All right, I want to switch gears with you Mike. Hey, that's that's my name see what I did there Yes for the gear heads. Let's switch gears. Are you familiar with the show? lifeline well, I

Don't know okay, why the old dr. drew Adam Kroll show no love line is what I think lifeline is a show hosted by oh yeah Matt D'Alia I'm like why do I know this my brain wouldn't allow me to think of crystal yeah yeah Chris D'Alia and his brother do a show together they do an advice show together Andy I think first brought this to our attention yeah and the show starts off with order nonsense Anthony dude the pressures on are you done it before right? Yeah but the pressure's on. No the pressure's on. You've done it before but the pressure's on. The pressure's really really on

Anthony right now. Anthony's flying solo. Our producer is missing in action. He's been missing for several days. We don't know where he is. Keep him in our prayers. None of that's true none of that's true but it's Easter that's true Easter oh how about this happy Easter and there's gonna be a lifeline live show in Irvine May 14th you can get tickets at watch lifeline comm or my website chrisse dot com they're doing live shows with this horse shit I've never read anyone even talk about this show But not only that what are they just gonna ask the crowd like hey you got any advice What's the live show gonna be?

Probably oh yeah, they even say that yeah, it's just interacting with the crowd. That's there and then like hey You know my girlfriend says I come too quick Oh, you probably stop doing that I guess that's the show Yeah, I would recommend that Yeah Come too quick. Oh, you probably stop doing that The chance yelling at me because apparently that thing that opi wrote was supposed to be an earthquake joke So that's why we talked about Bobby skipping Oddly playful it is it's a little bit more fun And so Bobby was having fun back and then opi went nuclear So I want to point out so these guys come from the saying things that are completely untrue is hilarious school of comedy

I've never understood that where they just get right on and they're like, yeah, you know our producer been missing for four days You know where is that's not true. Yeah, I know And everything they say. Nothing's ever funny. It's just quirky and dumb. Yeah, just like Chris. That's crazy like brothers bickering. Yeah, right and I want to point out the thing that

Mersh pointed out when we were playing some clips of golden hour in Largo. Why does Kristalina always look hungover? This is a man who doesn't drink or do drugs and he always looks like he's had a hell of a night. Oh yeah, he's the junkiest looking of them. Yes. Hey, keeping text messages with a 16 year old under wraps is a very stressful lifestyle. I imagine it is. I imagine his lifestyle is very stressful indeed. All right, they're

going to start promoting their patreon and I don't know people they have on their patreon but I imagine you know this show is so popular gonna want more episodes of it we sometimes things come up on this show that we're like it's not really fit for this show so we move it over there and that's where the conversation really goes off just between just between us and that's what's up so goes off, just between, just between us. And that's what's up. So sign up over on patreon.com slash LifelineLudgery if you haven't already.

So going over also to check Matt's podcast, Private Record, go subscribe over there, Private Record. So, okay, two things just happened. I didn't realize we were going to lag on. First off, the Patreon episodes, it's where the conversation goes off. Yeah. I mean, you guys, obviously these conversations are amazing.

We're going to show you some examples of that. But if you want to see them actually go off, you can hop on their Patreon and get that. What's my business bottle be purposely boring on the free episode? So people are like, there's got to be something here. I got to sign up and I've never heard a conversation that went off before. I don't even know what that means.

I'm not even sure what the fuck they're talking about. It's a bad advertisement for me I'm surprised how I'm surprised how involved Matt D'Alia is in this considering like he's doing the ad reads and the promotion and all that yeah I thought Chris would have been taking the reins here he's the pro you know well no apparently Matt's the pro I didn't realize he has his own podcast I guess it launched back in January called private record it's exciting. That is very exciting because if there's, Crystal Lea only hosts like four or five different shows.

I need more to Lea in my life. So I'm like, oh good. His brother's also doing a show. Certainly. Yeah. Thank God for that. So there's another thing too, and I didn't know that this was a thing. So I'm just learning a lot.

I just, I pop on this show and immediately they're teaching me all sorts of things I didn't know about. You want a one on one private session with me, go to to the a.com bing bong bing bong booyah booyah Yeah, you know what Mike first off I won't get into the one-on-one conversations with Matt DeLeah in just a moment But I just want to make a note. I'll probably pull this out of the regular show But just for you and me on w ATS before I forget We're not saying enough nonsense words You know, we're using we're using English all the time. We should be a big bung bung Booyah. Well, it was nice to know it's a family trait because that's Chris's entire brand of comedy is

inflections goofy words Saying things that weird cadence. Yeah, like that's all that so Matt D'Alia has learned from his brother and said oh if I just make noise People will laugh at us. You're so amazing me What's crazy because he's sitting there going one-on-one conversations bing bing boom bing bing boobie and No one seems amused by it. There's a producer that we're gonna hear from you got his brother sitting next to him No one's going. That's a pretty good stuff right there. They're just all ignoring it. Why are you doing that sir? Just wait till the live show when people are yelling out do the thing? Come on guys, we'll get to the bing-bong thing at the end. That's only for the VIPs are Pay extra for that

All right, so this seems to be a theme today because Alessia was under the weather. I'm under the weather still for some reason. Oh, no, and Chris has been under the weather and The weather's a nine-year-old But then what I love about Matt's comedy instincts and Mike, I'm sure you've done podcasts before with amateurs and they don't know what to do so they just start singing randomly. I call this rate of vetoing your show. Okay. And it was nothing but a fever and a headache. Nothing but a fever and a headache. I love that American song.

It's a really good American song. But good stuff. This is what's, so I've never thought to, like when I go and listen to episodes of Congratulations for my podcast, I never think to check in on Lifeline because I'm like, oh, at least Chris is talking to another human being There's another pair of ears there that can communicate with him So it can't be as insufferable as when he's alone

But what you're showing me today is I'm wrong because they both do the same shit at each other rather than having a conversation Yes, it's stereo crystal. Yeah, if you're wondering congratulations would be like if you're watching two episodes at once It's funny because I was gonna pull the waiters congratulations. I know you like reviewing that show Yeah, and we talked about a little while So we got we see what Chris is up to and then I remembered he doesn't show his brother And I went oh, I don't think that Mike's even covered this yet It's like do you ever see those YouTube clips when people have like Joe Rogan talking to Joe Rogan? Yes, it's like that They're both people

Okay, so you got to love the chemistry these two have because they're brothers they probably grew up together They seem like they're similar ages. I don't know I didn't look it up, but I imagine they have pretty good chemistry having Conversations for decades now so what they're talking about here is when you become a new parent and you talk to people who are already parents, these are the things that they tell you. They say, well, I hope you're ready to say goodbye to sleep. Why? And then I, and then they say something, some version of, I hope you're, you're, you're, you're okay with getting sick all the time. Right, right, right. Bye to the first one. See ya to the second one. Well honestly, I don't even listen to them. I never heard that because I don't listen to them.

You've never heard a parent say that? Because I don't listen. I'm kidding, bro, you know what I mean? Okay. Oh. But wait, so I'm, I did get a lot of sleep last night and I'm zonked, bro. Chris had to explain to his brother Matt, no, no, no, that's my shtick. I just, I make shit off that's not true. That's how you use the word shtick. That just I make shit off. That's not true. That's how you That is his stick too, by the way Which is probably a good strategy playing dumb. I should have started that early on I know I always think dumb shit That's what I do. It's my stack Damn it. It's a good it's a good point that they're brothers and should pick up on each other because without that context I'd be like well Chris. He's not it wasn't clear that he was joking

Why is he being like an asshole to him? What I mean like Chris is not that funny and yet often is like don't you get that I'm joking my just aloof Kind of assholish attitude is me being hilarious. Don't you understand that? Yeah, that was the first time he actually explained that I feel like He's like Jesus even Brendan Shaw picks up on this shit, right? Matt makes Chris look funny. Yeah. Eric Griffin would have totally gotten this. Right? Can't work with you anymore. That's true that what the golden hour has proved is that Chris should always be around Brendan Shaw because in that room, he

gets to go No, you idiot. I'm the hilarious one. Well, I want to point out because we kind of glossed over it. Obviously, what Matt just said Matt goes You know parents will tell you you're not gonna sleep anymore You're gonna get sick all the time and what I say is buy to the first one and see you to the second one What yes, yeah, that's very different thoughts to each Jump off a bridge would be funnier to say. Yes. See ya and he should Okay

so now they're talking about this movie called Zone of Interest and it's a movie about living near Auschwitz during the concentration camps. I don't know. I've apparently there was this Holocaust thing. I'm not, I'm a little hazy on the details personally. You're not the one at trial. Thank you, thank God. My family in Argentina says that nothing happened. So I just, I believe them. And so they're talking about this movie

and I guess Steven Spielberg apparently came out and said it's the best Holocaust movie since Schindler's List. Nice. Okay, yeah, which I would think would be a nice compliment, right? Pretty sweet for Holocaust movies. I mean, all the cost movies that's the company you want to keep right there so now we have crystal ea has a new word that he wants to use you know when crystal ea introduces a funny word he doesn't say it once he doesn't say it

twice I was worried about that yeah he's gonna hammer this one home for us. But... Uh, that movie really stuck with me. Oh, that's what he said. He said he thinks it's the best Holocaust film since Schindler's List. So Cock. Ha ha! That's pretty funny, actually. So Cock.

That's like Kanye West shit. Yeah, it is, actually. That's hilarious. He said that? Kanye West shit. Yeah, it is actually yeah, that's hilarious. Well, he said that Kanye Spielberg. Oh So cock you guys get a see Spielberg's being kind of cock right there. Oh, I see. I'm surprised We're done. Honestly, I thought they was gonna throw that in four or five more times Yeah Well, this is because he does have a co-host it actually keeps the conversation moving a little bit because if this was his show He'd be going

That's cock dude dude cock bro, and then it would come back It'd be a hilarious call back in six minutes when it's like remote you thought I was done with the cock stuff They'll say cock yeah, cuz you know Mike. I maybe you're I didn't see you laughing over there, so cocky is the word Cocky something completely different. I got it. Oh you did get it. Yeah Yeah, I was able to put it all together It's high. It's high brow comedy, so I'm not always laughing but inside. I'm going that's hilarious, right? Well, you'll probably get on the way home All right, so then this is not a show about films and

I always love that. All right, so then this is not a show about films. And they realize this while they're having this conversation about this movie, but it actually doesn't slow them down at all. But the sound design of that movie and the... The sound design is interesting because unlike any other movie ever, regular people will be like, the sound design was really interesting.

Like, why? Yeah, because it was so obvious. But it's weird, man, this isn't a film. This isn't a film pocket yeah, it's not but it was just so crazy because I Didn't really go into it knowing anything about the sound design knowing anything about it, and I'm watching I'm like why are they doing it? I can't fucking hear the people and like I was getting kind of pissed But then I was like but then I was like what's that what are those noises in the background?

And then that was it like oh fuck it like got you then yeah Yeah, so he goes. Maybe we shouldn't be talking about the sound design of this film No one's seen for too long, but fuck it. Let's just do that cuz who cares That's that's an interesting mind to have the consciousness of this is gonna bore everyone. No one cares about this Let me finish my thought because yes need to hear it. It's so important. Well, and if this was a film podcast, he made zero points. Sure. He goes, I was interesting. I was keeping track. Zero is exactly zero points. It wasn't like he was insightful. The one thing that Chris Delia never is is insightful. Right. Never once has he brought up something like, I never thought of it that way. Well, it also

speaks to like, so their dad, Bill Delia, I don't know it that way Well, it also speaks to like so their dad Bill DeLeah I don't know a ton about him, but I know he's like a you know decently big executive in Hollywood Yeah, which is how a lot of people say Chris got a lot of his opportunities sure But you hear there when Matt says like oh even regular people would think about the sound design in this movie It's kind of like them saying you know it's like when comedians say Civilians or whatever when they're just talking about regular people, it's like they're saying, you know, we're above you, you commoners that watch a movie. We kind of think of it differently. You know, what Matt D'Aulio does for a living? I do not. I didn't either. I Googled it because

I was like, what the fuck is this guy doing? He is a director apparently. Oh, of what? I don't know. He is a director apparently. Oh, of what? I don't know. I didn't get that far in my research. Google's like, what do you think we have all the answers? Yeah, one thing at a time about Matt D'Alea. So he's like a flag man in construction. I reached my quota.

I questioned about Matt D'Alea, but yeah, so he's in the industry, he thinks he knows shit about this as you picked up on very astutely Mike Geary. So then as they're talking about this movie and how much they enjoyed it they come up with a new movie rating system and I think you're gonna find this is just delightful. Okay I didn't go full out. I would say I went full ah. My problem with the movie is that I didn't go full out but I was like oh you know. Okay so you but I wasn't like, ah. So you give it an oh. Yeah. Not an ah. Yeah.

I give it an ah. All right, all right, all right. I give that and Speak No Evil. Ah. Right, right. It hurt her throat so bad doing this. Everybody knows you never go full retied. Again, Mike, I don't know if the audio is cutting out

or something. I just don't see you laughing over there. It's a play in these amazing clips. It pains me because that, that like I would use something like that to describe Kristalius podcast and people wouldn't believe me that it's that dumb. Right. It's like no no no I'm not exaggerating he would have a conversation like this. Yeah and they and at no point are they self-aware enough to realize that this is obnoxious and not interesting or funny. They love it. They think they're killing it. Well, here's the problem though, is that it has

worked for Kristaliyah. Even if you like, I think maybe his podcast numbers are down since he's come back, but like I always cite when he came here to Boston, he played the Wang Theater, which is a 3000 seat venue. Hold on, you don't even know what you just said. He played the girthy cock But like people are still coming to see him I guess so this shot of the baby talk that he does it works with The ladies and it works with crowds. So why would he stop, you know? It's true. I don't understand the appeal at all, but that's because I enjoy comedy yeah, right so it's that makes sense because he was defending Matt Reif Yeah, back a couple weeks. He was yeah. He's like some people are really good at crowd work like Matt right yeah And good with ladies like that

All right, Matt Reif likes those old hags in their 20s, but yeah Hey, someone's gotta love those women Alright so then they start talking about how long they have a guy call in who says, you know When I text people a long story, I do it in multiple text messages Not just one long text message, which is fascinating shit I can't get enough of that conversation and so they go on and on about text messages How long is too long for a text message and what we learn in this clip is what it's like to be friends with Krystalia. So easy.

How long is too long of a text for you, Chris? Anything more than like two, two short paragraphs. You sent a pretty long text last night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but it was necessary. Yeah. Well, that was a joke though, right? It was.

Yeah. It was necessary. Hold on. Necessary, you know? I'll read it. The dumbest text anybody's ever sent. But go ahead. It is always a simple matter to drag people along, whether it is a democracy or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders

This is easy All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger It works the same in every country and then I wrote anyway. Good night Anyways, my favorite part so they're encouraging this he said that at 1 30 a.m. To these people My favorite having a favorite part of that. No my favorite part of your text last night Let me tell you about it. I love the idea I'm in bed by 1 30 at night and I love the idea of getting woken up to a text message where Chris Delia is trying to tickle my funny bone doing this long-winded nonsense

Well, this reminds me so so on congratulations, every once in a while, he'll have his wife on. And he basically behaves the same as if no one was there. And it makes you realize life with this man must be so exhausting. Yes. And again, that proves it, where it's like, he's constantly trying to prove to you how hilarious. Something happened in this young man's childhood. I think nothing happened. You need to show us how funny he is. I don't want to point out the obvious here, but if I was

accused of controlling a bunch of women in a sex cult, I wouldn't be sending out texts about how governments behave to control the people. You know, like he's obsessed with control for people it seems like yes. He loves it He's like you know you can manipulate people into thinking that they're unworthy, and they'll do whatever the fuck you say yeah I did know that Chris. I saw the documentary I Think he spent so much time controlling those broads. He's like oh, I got to send out something normal to my friends, right? That's what he thinks that's my cover. Yeah, that's what fun is. Yeah, it's my version of I'm hammered. Oh, you know what? Tell me if I'm making this up

I don't think I am the guy who made that Chris D'Alia documentary that we've all seen and enjoyed is coming to hackamania Oh, I'm pretty sure I'll Anderson. I think his name is is that it? Yeah, pretty sure he's performing a hackamania.com. Oh nice promo code WATP Get 20% off a 16 year old girl All right, I'd like to talk more about the first deal What's 20% off gonna get you anyway? Yeah All right this is where the

Cart falls off the track here because They're playing this video. So the whole premise of the track here because they're playing this video. So the whole premise of the show is people take little videos of themselves on their phones, send them in asking for advice. Here's the scenario. What should I do kind of thing? So they play this video. This guy writes in or does this video, puts it in there and he goes, guys, this is my second submission. The first time I submitted this thing you guys told me to do this stuff I didn't do that but it's okay because we figured

out my wife and I figured it out anyway and so they have no idea what this guy is referencing because they're at episode 103 who knows when the original video came in I mean this listener knows it very well is the one time he was on their show yeah these guys have no fucking clue. There's no context at all. They have no idea what he's talking about. A weird moment. We're about life rips, but what do you do?

What was the thing you said? Thank you guys so much. Love your show. I didn't hear the last part. What do you mean you didn't hear the last part? I'm gonna babble-a-bobble-a. It was quick, what did he say? He hit the fire hydrant in what?

Oh, once he started putting the tire back on his car, he started listening to podcasts again. Then he heard himself on the show. Oh. But I don't know what was it about. Wasn't it the one where... We have to stop this. Remember when I said stop it?

And you're like, no, keep going. Nobody knows what's happening for like three minutes. We have to stop it and be like, here's the recap, then do it. Otherwise the show makes no sense for three minutes. Okay, well when we edit it, it'll it'll make sense how about that they didn't they didn't know it didn't make sense they're both making great points here yeah but neither gets accomplished neither thing gets accomplished context is the word you're looking for their contacts is what they're looking

for here the so boops you know so now they're explaining because you remember in the very beginning they said that, you know. So now they're explaining because you remember in the very beginning they said that their one producer wasn't there. They didn't know where he was, been missing. Well, he isn't there. One of the guys who works on the show isn't there. So that's what caused this whole cluster. That lucky guy. I don't remember either. All right. What the Dr. Pepper? What the fuck? What are we gonna do? Also, we know what the most annoying part is. You know what the most annoying part is? No. Yesterday, Mako said, Dude, the submissions are stacked today. Yeah, he did say that. This is the second one!

We don't even remember what the fuck it is! No, he fucked up. You remember when he said that, Anthony? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck's the Dr. Pepper thing? I gotta change my beanie for that. What's the Dr. Pepper thing? Shit's fucking mad at the setting. Well, I don't even know if that's the one, but there was something about... He said Dr. Pepper thing? I don't even know if that's the one but there was something about... He said Dr. Pepper so I don't know what that is. He said about the Dr. Pepper, yeah. Oh wait, play it again. I didn't even hear him say that. I thought

I said that. This is crazy. This is off the rails. This is the worst podcast we've ever done. And he might be right. I don't know. Is that fake outrage and he thinks this is content? I don't think so and I'll tell you why Because it's embarrassing and you can tell that he's embarrassed that this is happening Maybe I think it's I think Chris might be on to something where it's a mix about I think the reason it's in I think You're both right. I think Carl's right in that his his reaction is genuine But I think they're kind of looking at it and saying like we got to leave that in No, I'm actually into it. I actually know why it in oh, I'm gonna reveal that in just a moment Oh good, because I wrote my notes. Why not just cut all of this out, so this is shockingly bad

It actually gets worse. I was listening to that podcast um and my truck and trailer hit a patch of did he say dr. Pepper no I did that's why you think he this is crazy dude I said dr. Pepper because I thought that was a submission he was referencing He didn't say that I Thought you just said that you I don't know Ask him what's happening? What do you mean? I mean a few things are happening so which thing you're talking you said dr. Pepper I did yeah, I have a memory of him saying dr. Well that is you made that up You made that hard. He set it up alright. I remember vaguely what it is. Oh cool. He was bringing something up that He should have put a note with this fucking of course he should have so they're completely lost

This guy goes yeah, you know thanks for your advice blah blah blah blah No, it doesn't reference what it was what the problem was was. So these guys are just like, what the fuck? We don't know what he's talking about. This is a disaster. And now we find out why they didn't cut it out because Chris reveals it right here. People don't see Anthony. People don't see Mako all the time. A lot of times people think we're fucking dicks. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If we cut this out, yeah, later on something bubbles up. Yeah, and we unleash on Mako. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If we cut this out, yeah later on something bubbles up Yeah, and we unleash on Mako. Yeah, right, right We're dicks. We're not even gonna know about this backstory, right?

Oh, well, it just so happens that he said that the submissions were stacked to the gills, right? And the second one we didn't even know what it was about didn't even know and he didn't leave a note with it Didn't even know didn't even think to leave a note people at home go like this Wow Oh, we found it that Marco really is it dick For a future fight so they can reference it and the audience will know who side to be on I'm not at the least bit surprised what little I know about Delia. That's all I'm not either Delia's but all I can think of is if I was a producer of this show all I'd be thinking the whole time Is oh I could do that or I could yeah

I'd want to be the host of the show like you guys are just making nonsense words Yeah, and not remember what the fuck's going on. I could do that. You're changing your knit cap Get the fuck out of here Matt Based on this whole segment whenever they get into a fight with the producer next they're not gonna remember this instance so right That's a good point as well because as I watch this whole thing it's a debacle. I caught it up It's a whole debacle, and then they're just like well. We got to leave it in cuz later We're gonna want to yell at our producers so wait we never find out a humiliate what the dr. Pepper talk was no There was no dr. Pepper talk Chris Lee like made that up

They never referenced dr. Pepper Chris Lee is like so what is it about dr. Pepper? I don't believe in anything who started fighting where Chris is like I swear I heard him say You're dead to me Producer Chris is dead to me all right, and now it's just me and you like Are we made up? Nine minutes? Yeah, we made up. Chris you want to come on the show? I'm gonna keep this very brief today because John is getting so boring. John, you gotta find some new shtick or something else to do because what you're doing right now sucks. Yeah, sue somebody.

Yeah! Hey, fucking do something! Sue someone! You're long overdue. I don't feel as though... Socks. Sue somebody. Yeah! Fucking do something. Sue someone! You're long overdue. I don't feel as though...the bathroom talk might be boring now, but I think he's getting some work. Oh, you think so?

I think so. He's got some leads. The only time I'm enjoying John's show is when he's fucking up. So this is him showing his Twitter DMs when he's sharing his screen and not trying to. Uh... Thanks, Terbs. You the man. If you ever want to come on, come on.

Oh shit, I'm doing that again. Oh shit. I'm doing that again. He says, now what's so pathetic about this is all of these messages. Ters McGurk, muttering, Jay, Robert Myers, clay, dabbler, disco, Bob Ruiz. Uh, they're all people who are trying to help them the the the the the the the

the the the Like John's only mission in life now is to dox people. He's got to get photos and addresses and names. He's just going to dox everyone. I mean, John, hilarious comedy. Great job, buddy. You're killing it. He has no idea how to roast people back, which I'll prove in just a moment. Yeah, he can't even dox properly.

That's terrible. It's very important too, because you see the results, like when he spells your last name, like that's just ruined your life so it does work effectively he's got me good or when he says he knows how I write my asses like I haven't left my house in months because of this wisely yeah it's brutal it's very funny because I do a show with you once a week Carl Thursdays at 6 W ATS and I check in with John less than I used to, but of course I still, I still keep tabs on them. Sure. So I checked it on the other day and he's saying something to the effect of like, you know, we really, we got guys, we got call on the ropes here. And I was like, I was like, Oh no. And so I expected to distraught Carl on Thursday. And then you're like, Hey, what's going on, man? I'm like, Oh, I thought he had you on the ropes. Carl on Thursday and then you're like hey what's going on man? I'm like oh I thought he had you on the ropes

And my regular routine go figure The other funny DM that's in here is to April and Holt now if you're not following the steeltoe Saga I guess April's off the show now the trolls have finally driven her off the show in order to save their marriage Erin came I said April's no longer on the show. It's it's too much for it's seven a tough girl So of course John the opportunist that he is comes in and DMS her and says April want to come on my show today That means she's single there. Yes, right. I see you without a co-host Which is hilarious because there's no fucking way she'd go running the stuttering John. Everyone wants to talk to April right now. April, you interested in me calling you a slut in a month?

Yeah, I know. It never ends well with these women, obviously. Is that too far out? Because I can expedite. So I recently did an emergency show this week where I pointed out that John is a liar He lied about there being surveillance footage of me going into the bathroom It's TV tomatoes because he thought I was there and he thought that would scare me and also because he's just a liar And he wants to act like he has information and stuff that he doesn't have so I wasn't asked to be tomatoes and he made all that up and he's lying and So you would think I pointed this out

I'm point devil point yesterday You would think that once I've come out and presented my evidence and shown that John's a liar and he really should stop doing this Sort of thing. He'd go. All right. I was fucking with you. I tried something Obviously I was wrong and you just like admit defeat one fucking time not John though. He's got a double down ST's manager said no graffiti you compulsive liar. Oh, really? Okay. Yeah. Okay. So I wasn't taking a shit. And I didn't take a pic. And that picture is phony. Now it ain't. The lawyer here is Lady K is a fucking liar, a geek, a loser.

I'm on the ropes. Yeah. So again, I'm not doing this. There wasn't any graffiti. The manager at Stevie tomatoes did. I'm going to play this again from the creep off by buddy, Vinny Paulino made a phone call during the creep off on Monday to get to the bottom of this. He wanted to make sure that I wasn't banned from this important establishment. Good. In my hometown of Cape Coral. And if he's in Cape Coral, he wants to be able to get pizza.

Right, yeah. There's an agenda. Hold on, hold on. We'll get back to that. She said she does butt stuff there, I heard. Hi, we're calling. Steven Waitos, Fine Island. This is Danny speaking. How may I help you? Hi, Danny. Can I speak with the manager real quick? This is the manager. Hi Danny. My name is Vinny I'm calling you from a show called the creep off and I just wanted to get to the bottom of this graffiti thing in the bathroom

What that I just wanted to get to the bottom of this thing with the graffiti in the bathroom My friend was accused. My name is Vinny. I'm calling from a show called the creep off and My buddy was accused my name is Vinny I'm calling from a show called the creep off and my buddy was accused of doing graffiti can you guys like just stop like it's harassment at this point I'm not trying to harass it's a restaurant like stop already it's ridiculous like what are we five I am NOT five no ma'am I just want to make sure my friend is acting like you're five like writing bad reviews and all that like oh my gosh we have nothing we have nothing to do with that we have nothing to do with that I just want to

make sure that my co-host isn't blamed for this and is built there's no graffiti here like just stop so who's the liar now celery John Malendez because the manager Steve Tomato says there's no graffiti in the bathroom but I have two questions first of all I like Vinny throwing out the creep off as if that adds a little prestige to his name. Yes. Vinny from the creep off. You've probably heard of me.

You probably recognize my voice, but of course I'll throw in that I'm from the creep. But my question is, let's say you're guilty of this, which I still, I've got my feelers out as well. I'm not certain that this didn't happen. I appreciate that. Let's say you went guilty of this, which I still I've got my feelers out as well. I'm not certain that this didn't happen I appreciate you went into stevie tomato tomatoes. Don't take my word for it. Correct. Yeah, you wrote fsj on the on the bathroom wall. Yep So what? Yes What am I missing?

It might be a big deal in the fourth grade. Yeah, right Oh, you're on a desk that could be like yeah the case of the urinal deuce If I love the urinal deuce yes, that would be a problem Imagine stuttering John rushing up to a manager in the middle of service mm-hmm, and she's like oh, I gotta stop everything Let me get a pad and a pencil. Yeah, spell his name again? Yeah, let's take a look at exhibit A. Oh, you know how to spell his name very well, sir.

Yeah. That's very impressive. What's his address? Why are you giving me his address? So many things don't check out. If certain Kennedy conspiracy theories are proven, it significantly changes the fabric of our nation, the history of this country.

If this is proven true, I think no differently about anyone involved. So, hold on a second. So, if it turns out that I did write this, then the intelligence agencies can continue to just do what they're doing. We're not gonna try to look into the CIA. Stand down.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, so the other part of this, and we'll move on. I'm telling you, it's such a slow news week in the world of Stuttering Giant. I got nothing going on, but I just, I haven't played these clips yet. So I just wanted to play this because I made a point to John when he says that Vince has seen my signature. And so he knows how I write my asses. And I said, well, my name doesn't have an ass in it. So it's really stupid. I can have some critical thinking, John, just a little bit of critical thinking in this.

So of course he went to Vince and went, yeah, Vince, what's up with that? So then Vince came back with this answer. There's no lie. Everything that I say is true. Oh, and by the way, you assholes, Vince did point out the documents he saw. Lady K was signing his wife's

name. Jennifer Santoro. There's an S in Santoro. Oh, my lord. Prick about it. You didn't think it. You did not think that there was an S in his wife's name you you didn't either Vince told you that you're Himself and then Vince the liar told me he was signing his wife's name I think that there's an S in his wife's name you dumb fuck Yeah smug skull I have that on the board right here. This is one of my favorite skulls Smug skull all right, so wait all right. You've gotten out of the allegations that you're a liar right wow But he also said you're a geek and a loser. Okay. How do you address that? I will get to that just a moment. Okay, very don't worry

We'll be addressing all of these allegations, but I love the fact that he goes well his wife's name spelled with an s So why is she signing her name? Well? Okay two questions? Why would it be signing her name? I never have in my life That doesn't make any fucking sense But also if I were how I would vits know that I was the one inside my wife's name Yeah, cuz wouldn't the bank have a problem with that right the mortgage company When John sent out a cease and desist to you, the first they say, send this back. What's your wife's name? I guess I have to. It's, it's so insane. And in John's dumb brain,

that is the wettest brain is brain in his mouth are both the wettest things on earth. That's what Alessia needs for Exima. Some of this moisture coming from John's stuttering. know what Alessia needs for some of this moisture coming from John's stand in front of stuttering John. Get yourself a fan and piss him off in his dumb wet brain. Vince says,

well, his wife's last name starts with an ass and John goes, that's it. Nailed it. Now we know for a fact that Vince knows how I draw my asses and therefore I'm definitely the one who put the ass in the Cape Coral bathroom which of course I didn't. So then let's get back to John talking about how I fail at everything and one of the things John loves to point out is that I'm always laughing at my own jokes. He says this about all the people in the Dabbleverse. The problem is with

John is that he forgets to not laugh at his own jokes immediately afterwards So this is him complaining about me doing that and then him doing that he laughs at every single fucking thing. He says Like he's some quarter. He thinks he's rodney Holy hack batman sky's the epitome of hackmas Hackdashery He was tickled by that one hack dasher whoops Wow, I'm gonna giggle myself on that one remember John You were just talking about how it's lame to laugh at your own jokes. That's what you just said Just to point that out that that's where you can't script John where it's like too perfect. I know it's crazy How bad he is at this and I just have two more clips

This one is crazy because John doesn't know how to pronounce the word narcissist. He says narcissist But that doesn't stop him from trying to correct someone's spelling who's goofing on him This is how stupid John has become. I don't think he was always this dumb I don't think anyone is but you guys have done this to him. This is how stupid John has become. I don't think he was always this dumb. I don't think anyone is. No, you guys have done this to him, I think. That is where you shoulder some blame. You've done this to this man. Well, no, I'm not forcing him to drink. They drove me to stupidity.

Yeah, I didn't force this to happen. So a super-chatter is goofing on John. John tries to have a comeback to say he doesn't know how to spell, but then listen to what John says. Chopped toe bits. Lady K, is this you? Did you see Carla prove you're a true narcissist? Nice spelling by the way. No, he proved he was a true narcissist.

He's just too stupid to know it. Chad, it's a narcissist. It's not narcissist. Lady K, complete narcissist. He's so stupid. Even when people are goofing out of his face, he's like, uh, uh, uh, I got the upper hand on that one. It sounds like he's unironically repeating narcissist there where he's like, no, no,

no, he's the narcissist. I don't know what he's doing. He said it incorrectly so many times. Yeah, he doesn't know what the word is. All right. This is my last clip on here because you asked about how I respond to being called a loser and whatnot so John when he's trying to make fun of me embarrasses himself so badly there's nothing I can even do all I can do is just play it because there's

nothing else I can add on that would make him feel worse about himself now it was revealed and I still can't believe this got out there that I play the mandolin. There's an A string instrument. Post-nap mind you. Let's get set the record straight. Nap or not I can play the mandolin. We talked about this. You swore you would never tell the public. I know I didn't want it getting out there. Again. You done fucked up Leeds kid. This mandolin video again I'll just point out the only reason why Vince the lawyer cut this up is because he didn't know what a mandolin was He didn't realize it was a musical instrument. He thought was a Star Wars toy

I was playing the mandolin while doing my consequence for the creep off six hour live stream. It wasn't a show It was just a consequence. I was doing I had my guitar out my man. There's a show. Why? A gasp the lady at Stevie tomatoes was The creep off don't even get me started at the creep off I Wish Max would stop calling us. I'm like no no this is exclusive to our networks Max leave us alone. It's not for sale It's not for sale so This is John trying to make fun of me for playing the mandolin, which I do want to point out there's two guys in Led Zeppelin who play mandolin. So this makes zero sense. John's a fucking moron.

Hey, nap take. Mandolin man. Man, Mr. Mandolin man. Mr. Mandolin man. Mr. Madeline man, mr. Madeline man, mr. Madeline man All right, we'll cut your losses right there Joe that didn't work cut your losses and move on mr. Madeline man mr. Madeline man mr. Madeline man and Mr. Mendeleine man Mr. Mendeleine man man man man Mr. Mendeleine man Mr. Mendeleine man It is catch me Mr. Mendeleine man Mr. Mendeleine man Mr. Mendeleine man Mr. Mendeleine man Mr. and Mr. Melendez. Wow. Look how proud of himself he is.

He's laughing at himself again. Take care! He doesn't even know why that's goofy got me nobody does No, it's not really good with the same same with the writing in the bathroom wall Like if it was exposed that you took a nap every day at noon. Yeah, I wouldn't give a fuck John has come out and said he's taking naps before he's come on to show my guy took a nap today I've never once thought like oh wow you should have said that oh Watch out

And you actually play the mandolin well. I'm kind of jealous myself. Yeah affirmative nod says he's demolishing you yeah How can you take it? Those lyrics were a pretty brilliant choice, man It was catch me and the way he couldn't do it twice the same time is just impressive what a fucking idiot And then I have a question about this because I happen to see that he tweeted my buddy Earl David Reed EDR Recently on our show and you know he does stand-up shows in theaters and so EDR was promoting one of the shows and John responded on Twitter with at Earl David Reed if you need an opener hit me up Really yes now could that be because John saw that he was on my show and

Is trying to nag him a little bit or? Would John actually open for him because that'd be fucking amazing I think EDR would sign him up for that I think it'd pay it pretty well, too Yeah, I'm assuming it would have to be because he was on the show cuz my my thing was we talked about um Last week we talked about John His battle with Luis J Gomez that didn't really exist Yes, and and we played the clip of the Legion of Skanks guys like Lewis saying we want stuttering John on and Dave and Jay Being like man

What was interesting is like, first of all, John, I think was lying about not knowing who Louis J Gomez was, but let's say he doesn't. It proves like how far attached he is from standup. Like I don't think he could name most major standups working right now. Like I would bet I would be surprised if he knew Andrew Schultz or people like that, you know what I mean? Like Joe list So I think he's so removed from stand-up that it would surprise me if someone like that came across his radar Oh, yeah. No, I'm sure there's a good I'm sure that's what it is. It doesn't make any sense

Otherwise, all right. I have a fun little treat for us here. Mike. That's right. I miss CS media is rebranding themselves. This is the new show. Same music, but now it's called Yeah, he turns up both a little bit That's good perfect. Yeah, that sounds good right? Yeah. Yeah, you good. Yeah, can you turn us up both a little bit? That's good. Perfect. Yeah, that sounds good, right? Yeah. Yeah, we sound like men, right? Actually sound like men we figured out how to put the bass on the audio after two and a half years Only took two and a half years. That's it We got Anthony long go back

So I left that part in cuz then they do an edit to the start of the show They didn't have to have any of that be the start of the show Him putting on his headphones and saying he turn it up and add bass. What was the organic feel? I guess. I don't know. Strange flex from Tommy. Yeah, we figured it out because we're men, but we left it in because we're children.

We also had Scott the engineer still working there. Oh wow. The former Howard Stern audio engineer still has there. Oh well the former Howard Stern Audio engineer still has a job. He's on this recent episode Wow So we're gonna see him show up in a minute, but first I want to talk about Tommy's take on geopolitics always fascinates me. He's always got his finger on the pulse and He says some shit about Marines right here that I wouldn't say They're worried about all this stuff, but they're not worried about So what if Putin's wrong and playing a game and China does want to fuck us up?

We're gonna go up against China. I hope they're doing something in Antarctica. Yeah, because My ex-wife's son is in the Marines right now and he's getting out. Yeah, and I thought he'd be in there forever And he said this is crazy. He's like this is just a bunch of pussies. Yeah, he's like that nobody there. There's no He said when he first had gotten in there was structure You know there was structure and this and that and now if you get in an argument and somebody goes in them fucking Marines And says bullying or or he did this He you know he's got to go run like 27,000 miles or he can't go do whatever he needs to do or has to do it again

Over bullying or bullying. I think you meant bullying. Yeah, I like when he throws out numbers You're gonna hear a few examples of this where when he exaggerates numbers 20, so yeah, just go run 27,000 miles, right? That's a lot so a bunch of times around the world. It seems like it Yeah, seems like a lot to run how our Tommy's the view counts doing is it's consistent with the name change Well this particular video has four hundred and seventeen thousand views so far Comments are turned off She might expect I Love the fact he goes on my ex-wife's son

He's getting out of the Marines cuz a bunch of pussies over there in that Marine Corps. That's why he's pussy out I'm just like I don't I don't want to be calling Marines pussies on YouTube. I certainly I'm not doing that marines pussies on YouTube. I certainly am not doing that. Namby Pamby. So then they go on to speculate about well, if we have these military people are all just pussies now, we must have robots or something that's going to fight our wars for us because this is fun. There's a lot of I don't know if you know about this Mike. I don't know if you pay attention to the news at all, but apparently there's some people coming over the border. I

Keep hearing about this. Yeah, I don't know where they're coming from, but we should keep them out. I said well apparently they're illegally entering this country I think that's the problem. Mike's up with the guard tower. Anything happen out there? Good. Oops. Weather's fine. I love Tommy odd illegal immigration here. This is great. I hope you got some type of backup plan as you let in 10 million gazillion people. What do you think? What do you think is with the Chinese people coming through the border? I've never even heard of like an illegal China man I really wish I've never heard of an illegal China, but I wish that Biden said that during the State of the Union It's something Trump probably has said

So much wrong with the sentence that it's hard to even pick it up The way his face lit up because you I'm sure that everyone in the room just like what watch how his face lights I'm after he says this even heard of like an illegal Chinaman Have you? Come on what else is in the news Jilly any legal China men coming over But it isn't all bad guys There are some good things about it right and they got

17,000 very good Chinese restaurants, you know, but not in Florida No, there ain't shit for you. Gotta go up north for that. You gotta go up north if you want to get to the good Chinese restaurants There's 17,000 good Chinese restaurants, but they're all north How'd you lay off the Asians? Nope, not gonna happen All right, Tommy just looks over to the Pacific and there's a tidal wave of Chinese coming It's like you ever hear about these Not since the 60s, but yes

All right, so Now he's talking to Scott the engineer now Scott the engineer used to live in New York he moved down to Florida and they're talking Scott the engineer used to live in New York. He moved down to Florida and they're talking about how bad things have gotten in New York and Scott the engineer brings up squadders. That's been big in the news lately Where these these squatters rights if you're in a house for 30 days or more all of a sudden your tenant whether you're paying or not and Tommy has no idea what a squatter is. Squatters in your house, like they have more rights

than you as a homeowner. Yeah, I don't wanna. I don't wanna see that. Isn't it crazy? Like in New York, so my dad, he was getting rid of the booties. Squatter, they piss in your house, right? Well, squatters, they just stay there.

Oh, they just stay there. They just leave. They don't leave. Oh. Isn't that incredible? Yeah. They just stay there. Oh, they just say that they just yeah, they don't leave They just squat to piss right I heard about these squatters women right It's interesting that you didn't think they shit in your house Well, they would just be rude Mike I've heard about these squatters. What are they juggleuggle cats? What are these squatters up to? I just can't wait till we get to the point where Tommy's like, so Scott, would you want an illegal Chinaman banging the ass in the metal lands? That's a pretty good Tommy, Mike.

I mean, it's that Lexi steel, so I'm sure I could handle a Chinaman. Yeah. All right. So Tommy thinks the squadders pee in your house but he does know what's going on in New York especially with Mayor Eric Adams and he does an Adams impression I was very impressed by this I've never seen Tommy do such a spot-on impression before yeah it's it's wild up there now dude it's just it's sad and that Adams is he's a funny guy that He's like you see all of us you see what we've all done Yeah, you fuck the state is what you did and now you got Remington

They're moving out of New York Remington guns. Did you see that? So I just want to point out a couple things I like Tommy's passion for this. Yes, but So mayor Adams is the mayor of New York City, has nothing to do with the Hudson Valley, which is where Remington is, which is moving. He's like yeah he's fucking up the state. Well he can't actually. That would be Kathy Hockel's job to fuck up the state. She's doing a fine job, don't get me wrong. But I like that Tommy's one of these guys who's ill-informed and passionate. It's my favorite kind of political talk to be honest with you. It is more interesting. Like when people are informed, it just gets more boring. Yeah. Cause cause I can't keep up, you know, Tommy, Tommy,

I can feel smarter than it's nice. Kevin Snell says I'm mayor Adams. This is how I talk. Kevin Snell says, I'm Mayor Adams and this is how I talk. Look at me, I'm Mayor Adams. Wow, spot on. So fucking great. Alright, and so what I love about the Tommy T podcast, you gotta fast forward like two hours in. Cause that's when everything's off the rails

and Tommy doesn't have to talk about it anymore. The stride. The jungle juices kicked in. He's getting a little goofy. And Tommy doesn't know what to talk about anymore So his guest here talks about this national debt we have I don't know if you guys have heard about this What's like 30 trillion dollars, right? That seemed like a lot. So Tommy has had economists on his show But he still doesn't know how to pronounce that word. This is incredible for 30 something trillion dollars in debt Yeah, I mean do you ever get out of that debt ever? No I don't know where we're getting the money to send over to these other places like where I had an eek of commonest

How do you say eco that what's that? It's all debt whatever they're sending that why I had this Eka, hey, so you can conamist or whatever Mr. Yeah economist. Yeah Why had this you can say economic store whatever? Yeah economist yeah I thought he was attempting a word. I didn't know for economist me too. I wasn't gonna clip it at first I'm like that's probably a hard word. Nope And it was just used Prior to that

Why would it be an economic economist? Who studies the economy? Economists, I guess. Listen, English is my first language. All right, so it's easy for me. Yeah. So you say. Yeah, I know.

You saying that his podcast gets like that two hours in is like when people say listen if you want to watch the wire Season one's a little slow and season two is the worst season Kevin says eek economist With that I think we need to catch an alien, everybody. Excellent. Good segue. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien. Are you ready to play? To catch an alien.

And I'm not and I'm not saying I'm not saying that we're all dead I agree, but I'm gonna tell you right now. This is not gonna end well Yeah, I think we're AI is about to destroy I agree things that you guys can't even and I think politics to you And me too, and I think ultimately that will be the end because we went that way There's not really any more evolving other than into the AI and once that AI has a conscience What are they gonna want us for what did Tommy say next? Here are your choices? Number one these guys are throwing gum on the street B AI will be like get the fuck out of here.

Next. They may keep a few of us around for fun. Four. We're just wasting resources. Lastly, I hope Elon does something soon to catch an alien. He does love Elon. Oh, that's a good one. I gotta go with B.

I think it's A, I was gonna be like, get the fuck out of here. I think it's what Tommy's gonna say. What do you think, Mike? B sounds the most like him, but the way Cardiff said resources, it felt like a Tommy thing, so I'm going with, think that was a D. Yes. Yes. I'm smart I will go with next keep a few of us around for fun. Okay

Let's find out who's able to catch an alien this week Better not be the gum. There's not really any more evolving other than into the AI and once that AI has a conscience What are they gonna want us for? these guys are throwing gum on the street? You gotta be kidding me It's why the robots that's why Terminator starts cuz a gum on the street Hear him out! Maybe he's got a good explanation. Alright, alright, alright. I paused very quickly there. Let's find out where he's going with this. And it's gonna happen. I mean, it's just gone. That comes to, we talked about a bunch of times about, you know, like the wars going on in Ukraine and Russia and Israel and Hamas and all that type of stuff.

You're gonna get AI-generated photos that look real, and you're like, it'll say, Israel bombed a hospital and killed, you know, 20 kids. It did? And you're like it'll say Israel bombed a hospital and killed you know 20 kids happening And you see it and you're like what a bunch of assholes, right? Why would they kill the poor kids, but it's not a real photo and now it just causes this stir So it's it's well, you gotta figure scary Can I just point out that photoshop has existed for a very long time? I like how all of a sudden ai doing shit that we've been able to do for decades It's like oh my god What if ai started doing this like no people have been doing this for a while now. He didn't know that

This woman in the ad has a mustache and a beard must be AI These guys see the old Conan clips where it would be like an Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonator and just the lips moving No, I think that really is Arnold That's all for this time Wow come back next time find it if you have the AI generated photos we don't enough to catch an alien sit Eugene sit good dog he's not even on the show I can feel him smiling from wherever he is. I know he's in our pain mug Stupid big three two victory one All right. Well, he didn't promote anything. So I will hack a mania.com use the promo code w ATP

To get 20% off your purchase May 31st through June 2nd. What have we done today? We've done it all we talked about the X podcast with Alessia being the host of that show. We were checking in on Opie versus Bob Kelly. Pure Genuine's back with episode two. Lifeline with Chris and Matt DeLeah. What a waste of time that show is. And they don't get a ton of views.

They get like 20, 30,000 views on these episodes So I'm kind of something something we didn't even touch on is imagine being at the point in your life where you turn to Chris de lea for advice. It's so stupid Chris my wife's mad at me because I'm cheating. What should I do? Well give her three million dollars I'm not scummy enough. Can you help? Chris I wake up hungover, but I don't look Scummy enough can you help? We talked about stuttering John with the dumbest thing ever tried to get me in trouble with Stevie tomatoes Tommy T went through a rebrand

Cardiff kept that alien away from us. You know what that. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the part of the show where we play some clips from the podcast that we'll be

reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts. Midweek episode, not a competition week, and therefore we'll be checking in with this fella. You ever heard of a term, Murphy's Law? Interesting. It's an interesting term. It's an interesting saying, right? And sometimes life is just crazy and it applies. And today was one of those mornings where without giving you too much detail, I was running all around trying to do my normal routine of shaving, showering, having breakfast while chaos was ensuing in my home that I was running around trying to control, right?

And so I was already kind of like running way behind but I was like I'll probably still make it in time for the podcast. So I sit down and I turn on the stream and everyone in chat is freaking out saying, why is Phil's podcast not on yet? He's a few minutes late. Like, well, yeah, two hours, I'll just turn it on rather than talk to people in chat, I'll just get it going. And I sit down, so the podcast is going on and I sit down right here as the stream is starting

and I take my seltzer and I open it up and it explodes all over me. Look, the bottle is wet all over the sides It went all over my desk here. Oh My god, but not it wasn't enough chaos pretty compelling story Yeah, and thanks for not going into too many details like you said you wouldn't That's already good. I thank you for showing me a less here because that sounds excruciating. Yes It's the level one podcast will be reviewing that one on our midweek shows a suggestion from herb beta patched

Out of a Syracuse if I'm not mistaken So thank you very much herb beta patch will be checking in on that fella and see what's going on Yeah, I would imagine Mike you're probably not much of a gamer I'm not no I figured I figured as much you such that one out pretty good But you know what Mike is he's a great? Podcaster and you can find all of his shows and links to his shows and ways to support the show by going to blind Mike dotnet well, thank you, but yes, we'll be live tomorrow at 10 so if you're watching this on YouTube or anything just hop over to Blind Mike Project YouTube channel and you can get it uh you know wherever you get this

podcast why are you laughing also we talked about Carrot Top then this week we're talking about the worst movie sequels of all time so check that out and we have a potential big guy I think I can't say much about it Carl knows who it is. I do but I think W ATP fans will enjoy The guest we might have next week. So tune the blind like project tomorrow But also tune in next week as well because I think you guys will Enjoy who we have if it happens my fingers are crossed. I will tell you Mike Sunday mornings It's now become my routine to check in on the blind mic project live at 10 a.m Eastern time. Do you know what you'll be covering on the show tomorrow at all? Yeah, so tomorrow we're at we're starting with um

I don't know if you're familiar There was a kill Tony moment years ago where Donnell Rawlings walked off the show yes, and it was like kind of a historic moment and Then Donnell Rawlings went on and lied about it on the Joe Rogan experience last week It was very weird they called Tony Hinchcliffe and Hinchcliffe was like no, that's not what happened It became kind of a big thing So David Collins is friends my buddy David Collins of David Collins 30 minute half hour show is Friends with al Omean the kid that Donald wrong. He's gotten a fight with okay so he's gonna be on the show tomorrow disputing all of Donnell's claims. Oh

Interesting check that out. We're talking about Brendan Shob and we're talking about our boy boogie the guy that interviewed Dan Schneider Apparently as a podcast also. Yes, okay. That's excellent. I'm looking forward to That boogie interview with that center was so bad. I didn't mean to cut you off boogie. Let me just say this though real quick. That was not good journalism. People like to complain about Tucker when he was over with Putin, but I would say that boogie with that center was up there. What's funny is at the time I hadn't watched the entire documentary and now like a good journalism could have made you empathize with Dan Schneider, right? A good interview, a good interviewer could have been

like, Oh shit, he got railroaded here. He was so bad that you're like, this guy must be a pedophile or something. breath smell like toes. All right, well, looking forward to that. And please join us again next time it might be the episode We find out what's it for all who are these podcasts sleep well everypony Morning radio Great show good job everybody great job everyone From Davila's anonymous foreign cow inquires

Bad news, everyone! From Dabbler's Anonymous, Foreign Cow Inquires, I'm aware of John's famous pizza quote to explain leaving his family, but I always assumed Susanna left him. Who divorced who? Practical stress offers. SJ thought he'd be banging Hollywood starlets left and right. He threw away his family to get his end wet. We all see how that's going for him. Key Republic notes,

His story about the divorce keeps changing. He admits to leaving his family to get, quote, strange. Father of the Year material. Chip Lamonica. He claims the Dabbleverse doesn't know the full divorce story and it's one-sided, but we do. He's the biggest asshole ever.

Tales of Lore is suspicious. I'm not entirely convinced John actually said this. I mean, if he had, it would have been pronounced Pizzer. XD Conqueroo. John likely lied, and Susanna had had enough. I would bet John's decision to get strange came after she invited him to leave. The nuke won, opines.

John claims it was him who pushed for the divorce, but his emails say different. He's the bitch in the emails, pouring his tiny heart out. Gary from San Diego writes, pretty sure Suzanne dumped him when it became clear that he was no longer going to be the breadwinner. Can't blame her a bit. From YouTube, Proctor13 speaks for everyone except SJ with, the fact that he believed that was Carl's handwriting after Vince convinced him no other person writes an S like that shows how gullible and naive he can be. Stevie T confesses, I was screaming at the video, there's no S in his name, right before Carl said it. LOL, I feel silly but nowhere near as

stupid as SJ. King of Classy is walking on sunshine. What are you, five? Has brought me so much joy this week. DLW Seattle is confused. So are you saying that Carl didn't drive 130 miles just to scribble some anti-John graffiti on the bathroom stall of a random restaurant? Tiger Lily with some hard-hitting facts. There's nothing worse than a liar. Except John. John is both a liar and worse than a liar. Scott Flamholz asks, how long until they don't allow John into the

place anymore? Jeremy Hopkins is hiring. Is it possible to hire Opie for hauling cargo? The way he mimes that big wheel is like no other. Freedom's lunch makes a compelling argument. Showing a peep in a microwave that doesn't explode in the microwave is like showing a gun in a play and never firing it. You can't do that! George Hargroove ponders. Imagine what he thinks isn't good enough to post. And JDT79 plays us out with, wow, just when I thought no one was dumber than Stuttering John, here comes Opie. Yeah, I forgot. I got to check it on the opster more often because he just tees it up for us.

Just go on his page and there's a 30 second clip of the dumbest shit you've ever seen. Thanks, Opie. And then as we've learned on W.A.T.S., sometimes he just clips them for us and puts it on social media. That's what I mean. Yeah. You go on his TikTok or you go on his YouTube channel and he's embarrassing himself. Well, okay cool I was gonna watch for an hour but now I don't have to. Thanks. Yeah, appreciate it. Yeah, we're on the road and I'm trying to check in on him and I'm like it's either all hilarious or not. Like I watched it a little too much. Yeah. But Rocco with his 2x speed. Observation. Yes. Makes a lot of sense.

You got to watch Opie sped up. It's just so much funnier. It's like Benny Hill. Benny Hill being chased by women. Not so funny. But they speed up with. Well, this is great. Now that's zany.

So I just heard Lucy do her Gary and San Diego impression. We're going to learn a little bit about Gary's home life here. Are you listening to that, Suttery John? No, I don't believe you. Finally warning one more time. You're going to be sleeping in the garage. OK, Judy, I'm sorry. Don't punish me. Oh, no. Poor Gary.

He's like, I like the garage. Judy's really put her foot down. I just I like the image she just really put her foot down I just I like the image of them rehearsing that yeah that's the troubling thing that's the shortest voice but he's ever left line appreciate it all right Paco checking in with us yeah what's up Carly's Paco you know what I'm like five episodes behind and let me just say I can remember a time when You know this motherfucker needs to put out more shows and shit, but now he's putting out too many, dude It's like so much motherfucking content. It's like dude. I can't even keep up

Shout out to that slowpoke Paco cuz he gave me a shout out, you know, I'm fucking Fast talk like I'm high power pop. You know saying I'm not slowpoke. You know what I'm saying? I'm fucking fast, Pac. I'm high power, Pac. You know what I'm saying? I'm not slow, you know what I'm saying? All right, peace. Yes, I know what you were saying. You don't have to keep asking. Paco called it a bunch of times. Yo, what's up, Carl? This is Paco. You know, you're the only Patreon that I subscribe to. And I was thinking, do people still see that as an incentive episode 88, you know Where you almost got murdered because you exposing some kind of weirdo that does missing kids shows or something

I don't I don't remember. Anyway, is that still an incentive? All right, peace. Oh, yeah, you know what shout out to Shout out to You too to shout out to YouTube. I did not see that coming. Why not? So he brings up a good point because I have not updated our Patreon in a while. And I think it says on there, thanks for signing up. You get two bonus episodes a month plus

a link to episode 88, which no one really cares about episode 88 anymore. But I did, I think I might have brought this up on the show I didn't get an email not too long ago from a guy who sent me a photo of some mercenaries And hey, can I get linked episode 88 because the original promotion before we had patreon was by some merch Send me proof and I'll send you a link to episode 88 So this guy's going back and listening from episode 1 not even close to con up and shooting off an email But wow haven't done this in a while, but here you go, sir

You win and also come on the next trivia Right you'll sweep the floor That's good. I like him calling you into question holding you accountable. I do like that too. Thank you Paco So this is a crazy phone call. We've had celebrities call into the show before but never a bathroom stall Yeah, I don't call this is a doll number two here at Stevie tomatoes in Florida You know, I I've seen a lot of horrendous things in my day. I've seen a lot of turds. I've seen a lot of shit, I've seen a lot of drug abuse a lot of creep humans, but Nothing's a bigger pile of shit than stuttering John. There is no

graffiti here. I actually shit in disgust when he walked into the bathroom just to take a piss and I didn't even see his shit. He's just a trash human and he sucks. But yeah, if you guys could keep shitting at work. Thanks Carl. Keep it up. 45 seconds, gotta go by. All right. Well, there you go. First the manager and now the stall itself is saying there is no graffiti. What else you need? That's a damning Yeah, I don't know John's gonna yeah. Yeah, try to counter that one. John. What do you got? That stall is also a liar It's on their yelp page Frankly, I don't believe that was the stall Frankly, I don't believe that was the stall.

All right, Paco still getting caught up here. Yeah, what's up? College is Paco. You know, I want to give a shout out to that guy that gave me a shout out on episode 503 and I agree with him. You know saying it's not enough Paco on the show. Why don't you give me on, you know saying you piece of shit. Anyway, shout out to Andy. All right. Thank you, Paco. We should get Paco on the show. Why don't you give me on you know saying you piece of shit? Anyway, shut up, Danny

Thank You Paco We should get Paco on the show. Yeah, he's fun. Shout out to Paco. I'm shout out to you Paco Someone in the discord essay what happened on 88 well Well, I was forced to take that episode down off the internet because a youtuber tried to ruin my life and Then we put it up on our patreon so sign up and you can get it episode down off the internet because a youtuber tried to ruin my life and then we put it up on our patreon so sign up and you can get it also a white supremacist dog whistle it's coincidence yeah I know go figure chances alright sometimes we get celebrities calling it very excited to say that Jesse Ventura

is listening to the show finally this is Tersi Ventura, former Navy Seal and governor of Minnesota, calling from off the grid. I just listened to your latest podcast and I wanted to thank you for your service and setting light on the worst conspiracy theory podcast. I don't know how you can call yourself a conspiracy theory podcast when you don't even mention how building seven was a controlled demolition to destroy the Enron documents. I have to hang up now or the government will get a fix on my location if I don't keep this call under 45 seconds. Fuck you bye.

Yes, that is true. Keep it under 45 seconds or else the government will know where you're calling from. That's a much better policy. I like it, thank you, Jesse. You don't need to subdue Jesse often, that's nice. No, it was good to hear. Fowl the money. I have heard some theories about WTC7.

One of my favorite theories, I don't know about the Enron documents, one of my favorite theories, people always say know what the end run documents what my favorite theory is people always say well if 9-eleven was an inside job, you'd have all these people had to be in the know on it and Someone's gonna leak this information Someone's just like oh, no they were having an after party in building 7 That's why they took it down Who knew about it for party good building 7 so the other just like a bloop get rid of that problem It makes nothing but sense and that is good logic it is speaking to good logic Alex Jones calling to the show

We just survived that earthquake here in New York for porny magnitude coming out of Jersey But you gotta be careful of reptilians are coming. And Jesus Christ is coming on the April 8th with the solar eclipse. And you got to get your moon buckets and your food. Okay, and this is what I want to do because it's approaching 45 seconds. I want to take Lucy time-lapse and I want to go down into my secret underground lair with the moon buckets and just me and Lucy, a romantic date party. Oh my God.

At the wars.com. At the wars.com. At the wars.com. Be aware, be alert, stay there. At thewarth.com, Prince of Iraq TV, WACP, make sure that works. You know, I put up the video of the crazy conspiracy theories around the eclipse. And it started with that religious nut job,

and then we went into the Alex Jones stuff. And I get so many comments under those videos of all these idiots don't realize Alex Jones is right about everything. And blah, blah, blah, blah. I've come out of the show many times and praise Alex Jones for a lot of things that he has said and predicted. I was always telling me that it's that guy's Sandy hook opinion is spot.

I don't remember. I don't remember saying that Mike. I don't remember texting you that. So that would be photoshopped. Did we see it. No, but I definitely defended Alex Jones on a few things, but he had nothing for this eclipse. It was so stupid.

He just goes, oh yeah, you know, this eclipse. And then it was just undernoughted. He had nothing for it. His guests had nothing for it. So that was the only thing I was pointing out, but apparently a lot of defenders. Alex Jones, I need YouTube. Who knew? Well, so Carla, Hey man.

I was listening to the show today, the most recent one. And I got to the part where they sent Lucy tight box, some gifts. And I know she got a dildo and some other weird box from China or whatever, but I was thinking somebody should, should come up with, uh, with the logo for a t-shirt of Lucy type box. That would be awesome. Anyway, I was told to buy that shit. Uh, thank you. Fuck you. Goodbye. Believe we have, we have stickers right here. The Lucy type box logo. I don't know if there are t-shirts.

I would hate to have her out sell W ATP so those t-shirts are gonna have an accident it's a shame something happened to these t-shirts I'm listening to the latest episode of W ATP and Lucy Tite box is advertising her uncensored videos on patreon I can only assume that uncensored means her tits are outright because if her tits are on out who gives a shit That's right patreon.com slash who are these podcasts Troy Smith is the one who made that logo by the way. Oh, yeah That was just displaying. It's fantastic, buddy No apology necessary that confirmed her tits are out. I'm just curious. It's not No, it's not

That's a tease That is a tease, but we do have Mary Beth. I said they were gonna go up They haven't got I'll be an I apologize, but we do have Mary Beth only fans photos going up on our patreon This week coming up so well come on Carl. What am I a member for if not to jerk off? I I know I get that email from you every fucking morning Patience my friend. I'm sitting right here. All right Apparently Manny muskets our boy Manny was part of a talent show that

Louis J. Gomez was part of. Hey Carl. So I was listening to the Real Ass podcast and apparently they're doing a talent show in Philadelphia. And who would you know, Manny Muskets gets on stage to do his talent. And fucking Louis J Gomez, for as dumb as he is, was able to like straight up go, yes, that's a British accent. Like, how the fuck is that?

Like, it's baffling that he was able to detect that's a British accent. Like, how the fuck is that? It's baffling that he was able to detect that was a British accent. Meanwhile, everybody, including myself, was trying to figure out what the fuck kind of accent Manny Musket's had, fucking wild, got it first try. Yeah, that is impressive, because I always thought that Manny was just a slow adult. I had no idea that was British.

But apparently, Puerto R one in the same. Puerto Rican rattlesnake figured it out right away. It's impressive. I hate to correct that color, but Louis J. Gomez, very intelligent man. I know. I was thinking the same thing. When he sees one. I was thinking the same thing. I'm like, well, he's not an idiot. I wouldn't say that about him. Yeah, he's very wise. We're not saying that over here, Louis. Proposal. Hell no. This is a good observation. One that I've thought about many times we might have brought up on the show before. What's going on boys? This is Dave from Boston. I've been doing a little bit of re watching

on eastbound and down the first time probably in about 10 years. Yeah, I the only thing I can see is john. That's the only thing. You're introduced to Kenny Powers at the beginning. He is sitting in his car drinking a beer, listening to his own audiobook narrated by himself. Well he waits to substitute Teach. It is so fucking on the nose. It feels like the whole show is about a washed-up famous guy who's down on his luck And it is almost exactly like John except this guy has a family and a chick little fuck him. It's crazy No, I was recently rewatching somebody's bottom down myself and even down to losing his fastball Is stuttering John the has-been who had all these accolades and all these friends and then it reminded me when he had the car

dealership sponsorship thing and they're like, hey throw a heater in here. Yeah, you're Ashley Schaefer But when they're when they're telling them to throw the heater and he can't do it anymore That's like when John they're like John why don't you do a stand-up show? You're so funny or comedian just do a stand-up show Oh, I could I could if I wanted to I'd cross if I wanted to like no I't do it anymore. That's like when John, they're like, John, why don't you do a standup show? You're so funny, you're a comedian, just do a standup show. Oh, I could, I could if I wanted to. I'd cross if I wanted to. Like, no, I'd do it. Well, that's the thing is in a show like that, the character has to have some redeeming qualities,

which unfortunately we haven't found on John yet. Correct. Good point. Well, that's the thing about John that he'll never understand. Like Danny McBride's genius in that he makes himself the worst person in every movie and show he writes. Yeah, and That I think that there's a brilliance of that. It's the same thing with always sunny. Yeah, you know Ricky Gervais the office Yeah, right you write a thing where you're like, I'm the most unlikable person on this show and John would never do that

Although that would be the vehicle for him. He likes being the villain. He hates it. He hates it. He wants to be loved by everyone. Same with Chad Zumach. Like they want to be liked. John would be John John could bring back the sitcom like he's a perfect moron sitcom dad. But he would never play that character because he couldn't reduce himself to that He would play it with like you saw in one too many where it's like he's kind of a sleazeball But he's also a genius. Yeah, he also gets any chick he wants. Yeah, so he's Woody Allen basically

Like that's a brilliant idea. There was a sitcom This is going back a while and I never saw it I just saw ads for it during football where the guy's profession was a podcaster Okay, this dad is a podcaster by day and then family guy at nighttime Could you imagine a sitcom based around that? I don't know if sitcoms the right word Imagine a comedy show where the main character is a literal lol cow on the internet It's great and John would be perfect on the internet. It's great and John would be perfect for it.

Yes, it could be a scripted show. Where it's, oh well people are posting photos of Mary Beth in the Discord. Very nice. Patreon.com is my favorite podcast. Humbna, humbna. I think that would be a brilliant thing for John. I'll write it with him. John, let's sit down and write this

together. You don't even really need to write it, just go back to the transcripts. You've got a sleazeball friend, Vince the lawyer. It's perfect. Man, Dan's bringing him coke. But back to Eastbound and Down, let's see that fan art. Let's see some good puns. Yes. Eastbound and Down is a perfect... People go. Right down to the substitute teaching. It's unbelievable how spot on that is. All right.

Last one here. Misfits fan calling in. Hey, Chompers chopper you dumb fuck people from New Jersey love the Misfits from lower Die, New Jersey you should be a fan because you love getting a load in your eye you pirate For a cook put a prick That was like the male version of kindy. I sound like kindy's I don't like how hard you laughed at that producer Chris. Well, dude, I immediately went to how many times have they heard that joke in Lodi. Yeah, of course. All right. Very good.

Fun show today, Mike. Thanks so much for pulling those clips for us. Thanks for having me, boys. I see you every week, but I've missed Chris, so I'm happy to be back. Well, I catch up with you every single Thursday at 6 on socials and you guys knock it out of the park But especially woke dad New and I love to hate Daniel Alexander can't be real yet. He is so frustrating the grace He's a hero

He's a community a hero of his community if you don't know what we're talking about start tuning into who are these socials you can listen to it as a podcast you can watch it on YouTube and It's totally free either way and woke dad this guy Daniel Alexander is a tick-tock where he just makes videos about how amazing he is He's the most insufferable person The low angle that he shoots from with his tin ceiling yeah, it couldn't possibly be lower He couldn't look down on the viewer any more than he does. It's a good point. There's a metaphor there somewhere Should we go get coffee at his mobile coffee shop sometime to get some kind of race you there. I'll race you there. I thought we could carpool. Nope. Okay, bye.

Bye. A plane has hit. I rewatch it. Carly. It's mom. Boom. Okay, folks. Guess what?

The episode's over. I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home.

I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home. His mom. Boom. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over! That was a great episode! Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week.

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