Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep508 - The Level 1 Podcast
Episode Date: April 11, 2024The Level 1 Podcast is a show hosted by one of the most clowned streamers in the history of podcasting. DarkSydePhil plays and reviews video games, the only problem is he’s terrible at doing both of... those things. Oh, and he’s terrible at a lot of other things, too, like knowing when his web cam is turned on. Lucy Tightbox and Andy Q. Public try to figure out why this guy has a podcast and who would listen to it. Then we get an update on Elisa Jordana who’s having quite the week. Kevin Brennan walks right into a trap set by Patrick Melton and proves that he’s blinded by spite. Andy brings in some clips from Chris D’Elia’s brother’s show and we revisit Jaguar Wright who has been trying to warn people about P Diddy long before the FBI searched his homes. Then we break down the specific personality disorder that Stuttering John is suffering from which really explains his childish behavior. Also, another round of “Who Said It?” and your voicemails. Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ use promo code WATP for 20% off https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://allapologiespodcast.com/ https://www.twitch.tv/thurmatinee https://www.youtube.com/@cardiffelectric Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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We'll be reviewing a podcast called level one podcast. This is a suggestion from herb beta passion the discord
We've all listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other ahead of time. Let's get into it
This is a show that is hosted by
Dark side Phil DSP this guy has been doing it forever
I think he's on his 16th year of live streaming
Started in 2008. He's had quite a run a lot of ups and downs
We're not gonna tackle the entire story today, obviously
but I wanted to start with this podcast that he's doing this level one podcast and
The podcast starts off kind of weird because he does
like this hail Hitler thing so he's eight-bitted out in front of the video
motion thing that's going on and he does this
Which is...odd. Because the guy was literally kicked off of Twitch for saying things that were derogatory
about juice.
Well, then it's not that odd.
Well, because I mean, he's trying to change his ways, but yeah, I guess that's on brand
forum to do that.
People have spoken, Carl.
Fair enough.
So what is your experience, Andy? I'll ask you with dark side Phil. Are you familiar with this character? No, not at all. My experience with him was being bored to tears. Okay. And Lucy, what do you know about dark side Phil? I know that you're pretty good with the low Calvars. Yeah, so I started watching his podcast listening to his podcast and I was like, this is the most boring thing
that I've ever heard.
I did not realize that it was DSP.
He's definitely lost the viewership he once had.
There was a time when he had a lot of people
watching his channel and he was doing very well.
In 2010, he got laid off from his job
and just became a full-time streamer
and was making money doing that.
And now he's doing the thing that pisses a lot of people off
and that's constantly begging for money
Yeah, and that's really annoying to people but I want to point out some things he does where it's the get-go
I just checked out the most recent episode. I got a couple things here that I wanted to play for you
He starts out by talking about things that aren't going to happen, but they might
So I sped this up at 2x so that we could get through it once he gets into it
He's always talking about a schedule on this show.
It's nonstop, we got this coming up, we got that coming up,
I'm gonna be doing this thing, then that thing,
and you're gonna stick around for this thing
and watch that thing.
And so he's concerned about his internet going down,
and rightfully so,
because he wouldn't be able to keep up with that schedule.
And here's the very good news.
This is it, I will not be missing, hopefully.
Fingers crossed, knock on wood,
arms and fingers and toes, you know all curled together
Hopefully I won't be missing any more streams this month and we should be into a full-on normal streaming schedule moving forward
As long as things don't go wrong what I mean by that is I was notified this morning by my internet company that they are this week performing a long-term maintenance on the business level internet that I have.
And that even though they are not expecting any outages, they do have scheduled times when the internet will be down overnight.
So for example last night, my wife and I were getting ready to go to sleep, we were actually turning on music.
We were playing the living room for like 20 minutes before, you know, taking a shower and going to sleep.
And so we were turning on and the whole thing freezes, we were like, huh?
So we picked up our phones, our phones were frozen, guess what? The internet went down.
And I looked it up and it said there was an outage in our area. And I'm like, oh okay.
And then this morning I received a notification officially from my internet company saying,
yes, they are doing infrastructure upgrades this week and they're planning on multiple nights where it will be down.
Now you would think well that won't affect my streams right? You would hope so, except I hate to say it, a lot of these things are not very reliable and you're thinking gee...
You would hope they're not going to screw it up and group something up and affect the stream, I hope not because obviously I would like to be here for all the days that I'm scheduled.
I'll let you guys know if anything goes wrong, if my internet clogs out during the stream and it doesn't seem to even come back.
What I always do is I post up both on my ex slash twitter account at Pumbaa DSP, but I also post up on the main channel page of this channel on the community tab.
My phone will still work, I have the satellite, you know, the phone internet, so I should be able to still get connected to that.
I'll let you guys know exactly what's going on, I'll be able to be a lot slower, I wouldn't be able to stream from the phone or anything like that, but basically that was twice the speed of what
it actually was.
He starts off his show explaining that the internet might go down, but probably not because
the company said that it wouldn't.
Sixteen years you say.
Yeah, I know.
And this is how he starts off the show.
This is not compelling content, sir.
Get into it.
What are we talking about?
The cat is more compelling.
Yeah, that was the best part.
The cat was very tolerant of that whole soliloquy
that just happened.
Yeah, the cat's beaten down at this point.
Lucy, what'd you pick up on from this show?
Well, so I heard a lot of the begging show well so I heard a lot of the you know begging for money
I heard a lot of annoyances, but I checked out an episode where he was celebrating his birthday
Oh, yeah, he had his big birthday weekend
Yeah, and I guess that's a big deal to him so he streamed for like the entire thing
Which is the saddest birthday that I could possibly imagine I don't know I bet he's pretty excited about it
He was very excited about it
So we're going to be checking out the conclusion of his celebration
For which he is obviously gonna need some cake or a brownie. So what a heck of a day
I think a little bit for everyone, you know gameplay
reacting
Food vlogging. This is the finale
What I'm gonna do right now is have a brownie that my wife made.
Um, but I don't think that the frosting solidified yet.
Basically it's a chocolate brownie with a peanut butter frosting and crushed nuts, crushed peanuts on top.
And it looks good, smells great, but definitely the frosting is gooey.
So not only is he complaining about people not giving him money,
but he's complaining about the lovely brownie that his wife made him.
Yeah, what the fuck?
I wanted to eat it now!
It's not ready now!
Where's the candle, bitch?
He is really, really obsessed with the frosting, not being to his liking.
But in clip two, we'll see that it's fine.
Like, you can tell it needs to be in the fridge more to solidify more.
So it's fine, because what happened is of course she frosted it when it was out of the
fri- the oven.
So it's probably too warm to solidify yet, and it just hasn't sat in the uh, fridge long
enough.
You think I'm a terror.
So she's just off camera and she's like, uh, oh jeez.
I can't figure out if he's more mad at his wife or how time works.
Like he's just mad at his wife or how time works like right? He's just he hates everything so in clip 3 you know I just want him to shut up about the frosting already the frosting
Didn't solidify like I said
Fucking air-ture hours I guess another birthday ruined yeah
Any times to harden it was a hardened is gonna be perfect
I've had brownies just like this before the brownie part tastes amazing it's nice
it's moist chocolatey but definitely the peanut butter frosting needs more time
to cool but it will it's in the fridge right now all right she's already packed
her shit gone yeah he does a lot of food stuff fucking hot dog off the grill before it's ready
In the fridge for a little while before you eat it
You're you're just eating shit before it's ready to be eaten then complaining that it's not good enough. Yeah, what a dick
Yeah, he's pissed off because his wife didn't make the brownies until after they were done with dinner
Why didn't you make the brownies before dinner? I have to eat this on my show this is show about video games
This is a show about video games internet connections and brownies. He tries to do a lot of different things
He's constantly throwing shit at the wall to see what will stick. Yeah, so since you played that I'll play you this
He recently says from three days ago was enjoying some Korean barbecue and I wanted to share that with us. It's not even
mukbang. It's like a food review thing. To start, I'm gonna try the spicy barbecue pork up here.
It looks like shit. Look at that. Looks terrible. Look at that piece. Looks like very cheap food.
Looks good. No. Is he eating with a plastic fork. It looks like a fish lure. Mmm
Very tender
Wait for it
As well the savoriness and a sweetness to it, but now the spice hits. Oh, whoa wasn't ready for that
Well, the spice is after the fact
This is that content. I'm sorry. This this is dinner this is not you eating shitty
takeout food is never content for anyone oh the pork is delicious great gives a
fuck but I want to know why is he wearing the shirt that he's wearing the
episode that I watched the most recent episode because as somebody pointed out
in their subreddit the buttons are on the right side but the sizes must come
in women's sizes because this does not look like a shirt that a man would wear, but he explains
it.
That's actually the particularly why I'm dressed how I'm dressed. Even though it is going to
be a little warmer today with partial sun outside, I'm wearing shorts and this nice
new tropical style shirt because when I play multiplayer games, typically I get like my
adrenaline pumping when I'm playing them and it heats me up
And I'm like you know what today. I'd rather be cool for multiplayer, so that's why I'm actually wearing this
Well we got pac-man for player today's bad enough just playing video games and wasting time doing it
Yeah, explaining all pumped up and sweaty
Red Dead Redemption today, that's why wearing this cowboy hat
He cares anything that you picked up on that you want to play from this show in my clip one
I guess Star Wars Battlefront had come out and
Unexpectedly and he's going to put you in the experience of Star Wars Battlefront had come out unexpectedly and he's going to put you in the experience
of Star Wars.
He's going, it's going to be like a Skywalker Ranch industrial light and magic.
Blow your mind description of what this game was like when it came out.
Basically it was really, really well like, like, let me put it this way.
It was dropped on everyone without real build-up
But when it did drop it was a few weeks ago when it was announced right like a month ago
Everyone was like oh my god so excited compelling stuff so one of the issues
The reason why this guy has so many detractors in the world, and it's a very active subreddit
I'll tell you one of the reasons is that he's not good at video games
I'll tell you one of the reasons is that he's not good at video games
So when he plays video games he plays them poorly and he's not good at analyzing and reviewing them either Like all people are into video games like this guy's an idiot doesn't always talk about there's actually a series of videos called
This is how you don't play and this guy made this video showing
Darkside Phil playing a video game very poorly and made fun of him
It's like this is how you don't play this game.
And it caught on so much
that he created an entire series around it.
And it's got hundreds of thousands of subscribers.
Just people-
Yeah, just people goofing on how he sucks at video games.
But I want to focus on his podcasting
because that's what I do.
That's my area of expertise.
And I will tell you, when I'm starting off a show,
you want to be high energy, you want to be having fun. You know, once it's a serious topic, there's I'm starting off a show, you wanna be high energy, you wanna be having fun.
You know, once it's a serious topic,
there's no serious topics on this show,
except for me getting arrested, which we'll get into.
But there's no serious topics.
So you wanna make sure people are having fun,
and you don't wanna remind them
of everything that's weighing on them
and all the problems they have in the world.
With all of that being said,
I hope that you are all in a good mood
and ready to chill with me here on DSP gaming today. And if not, if something's bugging you,
if you're under the weather, if you're bothered mentally by something, hopefully this show will
put a smile back on your face and or entertain you or distract you in some way from the bad stuff
and hopefully get you back on track. If it doesn't, well, I try. Could you imagine reminding people? Like, I realize that, like, work is hard, you have a family member
who's sick, and, you know, there was a death recently in your family. That was pretty brutal,
right? Also, that girl broke up with you, you'll never talk to her again. But hey, we're having fun
today, guys! Let's enjoy it! Let's jump on the... Don't remind people of this shit. Don't bring it
up. It's a bad idea. That just means that he's thinking about that shit.
Yes.
His life is crushing him.
He fell for bankruptcy in 2020.
And that's why he's this e-beggar now.
Because he's literally, and look,
we've all seen the e-beggars of the world out there.
We've all seen the steel toes and things,
and it's like, ah, it's kind of embarrassing.
But when he's on there going,
guys, I need to pay my electric bill tomorrow. Oh
Mr. Becker when someone gives you a brownie just fucking eat it
Yeah, right. Yes, the guy gets a fucking brownie and he's mad about the frostings. I did you can't pay your electric bill
You should your priorities are on a wax
So this guy also is delusional like I said he started like in 2008
He claims that he invented YouTube shorts and tik-tok. Oh, he claims that he invented game reviews and playthroughs
He thinks he was the first one ever play a video game on the internet and the people would watch him play a video game
On the internet hilarious. He's nuts. It's like what's his name's dead from Stern
Inventing the oh, yeah, so so govern. Ellie's dad invented toppings on pizza
It's like I was the first person to put not just cheese but other shit, too
I doubt it
It's in the question mark probably not
So this is uh some fun stuff
There's a bunch of youtube channels devoted to this guy One of them is called DSP tries it and I guess you know that recent Dan Snyder
Doc came out. It's not really Dan Snyder, but Nickelodeon specifically quiet on set. I think it's gone and so
People have been sending him videos about that non-stop and he's not
Understanding why that is so this is him addressing
Like guys, I'm into video games. I don't care about salute your shorts
Like he's trying to explain he doesn't understand why this is happening to him and right now
One of the big talks is that there's a show on Netflix. I think it is. I don't actually know what it's on
Um, no, I actually it's on max credits on max and it's a documentary about how sadly
It seems like a lot of the kids were mistreated or put into really uncomfortable adult situations
They should not have been in while on these sitcoms and is all being exposed now years and years later
Okay, so we already watched a video about this a week or two ago and I told everyone I'm not interested in it
You know, I wasn't around for that era. I don't know any of these kids. I don't know anything about it.
It's sad that it happened.
Sadly, this is something that commonly probably happens
in Hollywood all the time.
And now it's good that it's becoming to light.
But I just don't care about it because I'm not interested.
I have no involvement in it.
I don't even know anything about it.
Someone submitted an ultra clip this week.
Oh, here's Dan Schneider's apology for the, I don't care.
I literally don't care.
It has nothing to do with me.
I have nothing to add or comment because I'm not involved in it. I don't even know anything about it
So why you would submit this video? I have no idea we're gonna watch it for like a minute and I'm gonna move on
As I already said, I'm not interested in the idea
I don't know anything about it, but then you submit it as an ultra thing is like, oh watch the video anyway
Okay, you ready? Here we go. Here it is. Okay
So that he puts on his video you heard that whole buildup where he's going,
you guys keep submitting this shit.
We, I already looked at it. I don't care.
I don't know what kind of take am I going to have on this
stuff? I don't know anything about it.
And then we find out the reason why people are all submitting
this to him.
Hey, it's Boogie.
I play T-Bone Nickelodeon's I Carly.
I got a chance to watch the quiet on set program.
And I reached out to Dan to see if it was something that
he'd be willing to discuss
I'm okay. I'm okay
It turns out Darkseid Phil and Dan look identical
Everyone's just calling him a pedophile
And he's not into the joke
Guys you keep sending me this shit. I didn't watch those shows. I don't get it. What's the I'm not on trial here
I didn't watch those shows. I don't get it. What's the I'm not on trial here
So listen to Phil good very upset about this really appreciate you reaching out and giving me the opportunity to talk to you about
What we saw over the last two nights now, okay?
That's enough. Like really I don't I don't know anything else about it. I'm not gonna watch the show I don't care about the show. I have no interest in the show. I was an adult when those children shows were on
I don't need to know anything else about this. Let's move on. Please don't submit more videos about this
He's such a salty little bitch
Dan's defense at least he doesn't have a whiny voice like Phil. He sounds like I think Christian pointed out in the chat here
He sounds like Ben Shapiro Ben Shapiro played video games. Let's start making fun of people's voices
Yeah, right. That's a good point. I'm sorry man. Oh, it glass houses over here voice phobic
That's that's a very good point
Alright, Lucy. What else did you pick up on from this show?
Well, you mentioned that he was eating his barbecue beef whatever whatever the fuck it was with the fork. It was pork.
Alright, I wasn't, you know, I got distracted by the cat and all the other excitement.
I understand.
So while he's having his brownie on his birthday, the chat notices that he's eating his birthday treat on a paper plate.
So his response to that is that he's just gonna be insulting everybody in clip five.
Alright.
Of a cake with the crunchiness.
Yeah, what's wrong with paper plates?
Anyone wanna elaborate on that,
since now I see multiple people saying that in chat
because you're idiots?
You know, it's not like my wife
didn't just completely make this from scratch
in the kitchen, had to wash a ton of dishes
because she did it, right?
And maybe I wanna avoid having her have to to actually like like wash dishes because we don't have a working dishwasher
It's been broken for years. Oh jeez
Broken for years. Well, it can't pay the electric bill either. So it wouldn't matter even if it wasn't broken. Wow
Yeah, that's like centering john with a broken oven
Level right there
I just hate him talking about this paper plate because he is the hero of everything like he needs to be he's doing that whole
John thing where he's like well you guys are just insulting my paper plate
But I'm doing it because I'm such a nice wonderful student for his wife
Who is just yelling at for making a shitty browdy a second thought it through?
Very inappropriately
Yeah in This guy's handling this very inappropriately. Yeah. This is why you're lonely, dude. Yes.
Yeah.
In Clipsticks, he's going to belabor the plate thing a little bit more.
You know, do a nice thing.
Just use a paper plate and throw it out.
Don't have to wash it.
Oh no, but you know, paper plates on your birthday, right?
That's a big deal. You're an idiot.
All the things in life you're worrying about, you're worrying about paper plates.
I mean, no brain, right?
Yeah, eat your shitty frost in.
He's like Chris Chan, like he still reacts the same way after all of these years of never
learning anything. It's like he does not learn how to respond to these people.
He could team up with Patrick Michael and they would be best friends for two days.
Two days. Yeah, they talk about video games and some shit be best friends for two days. Two days.
Yeah, they talk about video games and some shit.
The most acrimonious breakup ever.
Yes, the trolls for a minute.
I will say, the one thing that I think is kind of nice is that both in the barbecue
pork segment and in this brownie segment, he's eating on camera but we're not getting
the disgusting mukbang noises.
However, he does have another really bad podcasting habit. In clip 11, we have a snort montage that was put together by Phil Shampoo on YouTube. I can't take it anymore. I
Can't take it anymore. Yeah, very percussive the way that that works. Well since you played that no someone found
Someone caught a money on a juicy fart. I'll play video games Whatever
All right, you guys ready for the big reveal here on this guy sure because we're watching and we're going what's he doing?
He doesn't know what he's doing. He's not very good at this well. He used to be even worse
Because and this is from bills YT
YouTube channel he put together a short little doc about this guy and there was one specific incident that he has not lived down
News today, this is keemstar talking about this is kind of a clip show here
But keemstar is talking about what happened with our boy dark side fell a stream on
YouTube got a little
X-rated dark side Phil a youtuber with over
200,000 subscribers was streaming on YouTube and he had text on his stream saying the stream will be starting shortly
Please stand by but here's the problem
Phil didn't realize that his camera was on and well and he um, well he um, he
He was jerking off on YouTube
So apparently he addressed this when it happened.
It was embarrassing and everything.
But then he came back and tried to change the narrative
when he addressed it again.
He became the hero of that story.
Oh yeah, check this out.
He'll let you fast forward again to 2016 and the incident.
Oh no.
Splurge, splurge. We're basically because of a very stupid thing that I did on a stream, people tried
to basically say that Phil should be banned from the internet and shit like that.
So what we're watching right here is him addressing it early on, but then in the corner, he's
watching himself address this and he's going to address him addressing this.
He says he doesn't want drama.
It changed the story! I know he's great
I'm sorry. I like what do you want me to tell you? It didn't happen. It did it did happen. All right
This is gonna be a bombshell this
Revelation all right is going to rock the internet. What I'm about to tell
you has never at all been revealed, but it is the truth of the matter that none of you
expected me to reveal today. Alright? You ready for this? I hope you're ready. We don't
have enough people on the stream for me to reveal this right now
We should have had a thousand. We only have about seven
So are you ready for this?
The revelation you've all been waiting for
Ladies and gentlemen I
Staged the whole thing
It was a bit
I didn't know I was out there, and I just jerked up on YouTube, but jokes on you. I did that on purpose
Does he look impressive while he's jerking off? I feel like that might uh his own face was it looked like he was asleep
Yeah, I was that I was not pressed although
Really do I see a guy jerky off and I'm impressed by it
That's a good technique kind of a weird question actually I think about it Let's see where you would press you saw some of it just now that you all answered it so legitimately
What else did you pick up on from this show?
And Lucy I'm going back to you because I know anyone has a couple clips
but if you want to jump in anytime just let me know well
I guess in my clip to some chatter tips and two dollars to talk about this first-person shooter
I've never heard of but everybody you know is complaining that the transfer from
Console to steam and streaming wasn't as good. Sure. And this guy is going, it reminded me of
somebody and I'm going to point that out at the end of the clip. I mean, it's so atrociously badly
unpolished and undone. You know, this is the kind of game that if they put once more work into it,
it'll probably be fine. But it doesn't play nearly as good as the original date. That's pathetic. I said shooting through each other
It's pretty bad for a game. That's supposed to be a competitive shooter. Oh, I
Don't know how they possibly possibly
Could have released it like that and not tested and known that it was that bad boy. I really hope somebody got fired for that
Sounds like that it does yes
Another complaint people have about him is that whenever he blames everything on everyone but himself sure so he claims that the reason
I don't watch his videos anymore is because YouTube's algorithm and everyone's against him and when he sucks at video games
He goes well the video games poorly designed
Me sucking at video games just like I mean obviously I hit the guy and I went right through
He's talking in video games just like I mean, I was I hit the guy and I went right through He has a design flaw
Well, you want to talk about why people are bored to tears by this guy in my clip three
This was supposed to be the episode I watch was supposed to be fighting Friday where he just plays
Streetfighter and Tekken and he's been playing these fighting games for like months on end like eight months
Okay, and people are finally getting sick of it.
So he, this was called like unscheduled hang show
because he's just like, I just can't play fighting anymore.
They're yelling at me in the chat.
But then he's gonna go on to explain
that he does this with everything.
Oh, right, yes.
He loses interest in things and moves out of something else.
Well, he beats it into the ground. Yes, yeah.
Eyes of Darkness says, if your core audience doesn't like RPGs, what do they like?
Number one, I don't think it's a matter of they don't like RPGs.
Okay?
I don't.
I don't think it's a matter of they don't like RPGs.
It's a matter of they don't want too much of the same thing at once, right?
Just like, for example, it's not like they don't like fighting games.
They just don't want nine to ten straight months of fighting games
You understand she better six people actually enjoyed
But then she better six for nine months followed by two months of Tekken 8 is too much you need a break, correct?
Right, I mean like it just said if there was an RPG that was one major RPG
80 hours and I could play it for two months and beat it in two months and it was the only RPG I was playing and I was balancing it with other stuff, there wouldn't be an issue.
The problem is, I have to do it again, I can't believe I have to do it again.
You ready?
This is the problem.
They all came out within two months and I was playing Baldur's Gate 3.
So I'm playing 100 RPGs at once, it's never going to work.
It's never going to work that way.
Something has to give so again he's not getting it he's putting out bad
videos people don't care about yeah and he's just like well I thought it was
seven months of playing Tekken and then three months of Street Fighter but
apparently it was six and four I so I figured it out now guys, but you're the one picking it mixing some Dr.
Mario for fuck's sake
Have to be playing RPGs all the time
And I have no idea why anyone wouldn't want to watch that like eSports when they started with that top-down like
Swarming game like it's like watching an old lady play slots in a casino. Yeah, what's fun about that?
No, I don't know who's watching that. Nobody is watching.
But for eight months straight, mix it up.
Well I'll tell ya, he is mixing it up.
In fact, his schedule is getting ridiculous.
This podcast is basically him explaining what his streaming schedule is, so that we can
all write it down and be ready for it.
What we're gonna do is we're gonna alternate this as a night stream, and we're gonna start
doing that tomorrow.
So we'll talk about this in a second when we get to the schedule
But yeah, what I'm gonna do is daytime streams will be alternated between Elden Ring and Helldivers 2 for now
Night streams will be alternated between Street Fighter 6 the second run of Alone in the Dark
Oh, yeah, the co-op with my wife, but also
Sunday nights we're gonna be doing the retro reacts of the Walking Dead season 1
So we've got a lot of variety on the late streams. Just think about that
So Friday night is like Street Fighter Saturday night is co-op with my wife Sunday is walking down one day is alone in the dark
It's like really big variety right now on the late streams, which I think is a great thing
That's what we were missing for the longest time was the big variety
He always thinks he's figured it out. Yeah, the problem is is that none of this is good
You're doing too much like figure out one thing. You're good at people enjoy and do that
Well, nobody enjoys any of it. No one's enjoying any of this shit, which is why his numbers are way down
Did you have somebody you wanted to jump in with?
Yeah, I was just gonna say so I was also listening to a recent episode one of the problems that I have and with this clip
In particular that you just played he just spends so much time talking about what he's going to do.
So in my clip 10, this is how he's introducing the topics for today's podcast.
We got a fun podcast today talking about various different topics.
Good stuff.
Good stuff all around.
It should be a solid day here to end the week.
And so where do
we begin? How about we begin with yesterday's podcast when early on in the show.
So today we're talking about what we talked about yesterday. And then he just talks the
entire time about what they talked about yesterday.
Recapping yesterday? And yesterday he didn't say anything.
It's not even recapping. He's like talking about new topics. I'm like, why was this not
yesterday?
So Saturday night is the big premiere
that he has coming up with his wife.
Saturday, it's gonna be Elden Ring,
and on Saturday night, it's going to be the premiere
of my wife and I doing a Beyond Two Souls co-op playthrough.
Finally, after all the buildup and me talking about this
for like a month, it's finally happening
this coming Saturday night. So mark your calendars. If you're interested to see my wife and I do about this for like a month, it's finally happening this coming Saturday night.
So mark your calendars.
If you're interested to see my wife and I do co-op in a narrative based game, I hope
you'll come back Saturday night and join us for a very special stream.
So I know you guys are all thinking, how did he find the time to do all this?
How was he able to play video games all day and all of this streaming everything?
Well, he made an important decision about a month ago.
I think he made the right decision.
It's been nuts.
Again, I will just reiterate.
I am so happy that I decided
against doing a documentary about myself this year.
I don't know when I would have done it.
We're now in April,
and I feel like things may finally start,
be starting to just get back to like in line and normal.
And we're at the 9th of April. I was supposed to
start filming for this documentary a month ago. I can't imagine how my life would have gone.
I'm not even kidding. I think it might have been insanely disastrous for everything for the channel.
You know, already the channel was suffering from RPG overload and now I was going to be juggling
a documentary. Like I think I really really really did the right choice there thankfully I
just had the same conversation the other night with you where I was like thank god that filming
my life and documenting this for everyone to see dude there's docs about this guy already no one
wants him making his own one no we watch it all the time yes right watching it now nobody wants
that that's what it's going to look like we don't care what you think about you yeah we know what
you think because you're wrong that was actually yesterday and it's gonna look like. We don't care what you think about you. Yeah, we know what you think.
Cause you're wrong.
That was actually yesterday and today's topic
on the podcast that I listened to.
The fact that he's not doing a documentary?
The fact that he's not.
And he changes the narrative in that also.
Oh yeah, I heard that too.
He starts out by being like,
oh yeah, it was my choice not to do it.
And then he's like,
oh well the other guys that I was working with
who also do documentaries about Loke House,
they didn't wanna do it anymore.
And I'm like, pick a lane, dude.
Yeah. Oh my God.
He's a compulsive liar.
And he also has other things in common with stuttering John Melendez in that he can't talk real good.
I played like 27, 28 minutes into a match and we were finishing it and the match crashed.
That's stupid. You get nothing. You get nothing.
It's like you get a consolatory
prize or consolation prize. You get like a few medals.
Easy for you to say.
Nailed it. You got there, buddy. So one of the problems with this guy is that he thinks
that the amount of effort he puts into something should be equivalent to the amount of money
he gets from people for doing it. And so he says these types of things all the time. Now, he doesn't have just one
YouTube channel. He has multiple YouTube channels. At last I saw he's putting out
six to eight videos a day and videos are an hour plus. So it's all this guy is
doing all the time. So he's not really trying to make quality content. He's
just trying to make quantity content and that's all he's doing and is explaining
that he needs people giving him
more money for this shit. I will say this. If you're watching the parts of that, that
retro react and you're enjoying it, please like the videos you're enjoying, leave comments
and let me know what you think. I want that feedback and consider supporting whether a
super thanks or maybe a tip on the channel or becoming a member only because that channel,
there's a ton of work going into it. This, just this week, Fallout 3, the new restored version, now widescreen, upscaled to HD, 60 frames per second,
is gonna start going live on that channel.
And it's so much work going in, but I'll be honest, I don't get that much support because I only stream once a week there.
And the videos don't bring in a lot of ad revenue, they're not getting tons of views,
so it would be great if you liked this playthrough,
if you could support it in some way.
Okay.
Fuck you, dude.
He's acting like he made the game.
I know.
You're playing a game.
Guys.
There's not much work going into playing games.
It's now widescreen in 1080.
He's got a t-shirt outfit.
Why aren't you giving me money for this?
I don't understand.
How do you still not understand how life works?
The end of this episode from yesterday,
I just wanted to show this to you real quick.
Let's hope for the best, let's see.
All right, guys, it is multiplayer day.
Thank you for chilling with me on the Level One Podcast.
I hope you enjoyed the show.
So.
Yeah, he's a bee and it says enjoy your spring
for some reason.
A bumblebee.
Look, it's a bumblebee.
But what I wanted to point out is that this guy podcasted for an hour and a half and
Look at how much money he made after an hour and a half on this
He's got $39 of a $50
goal
It's like what are we doing? No wonder you're fighting for bankruptcy. You're making
20 bucks an hour
Podcast or trying to do your podcast and streaming video games all day
It's not working. Let's do what you love. You'll never work a day
I'm not sure that's true. He's a bumblebee
Anything else you want to point out from the show Lucy and I have some more clips in I I did just really enjoy
I had a little bonus clip in there. It was just my favorite moment of the episodes that I checked out personally
I really like nuts. I think you're tasty
Peanut butter I love to eat honey, and I also love to eat beans
We're not doing a Jerry Badfield sign. Sorry, I didn't
mean to get people excited about that. Just reminded me of that type of mentality. So there's a lot
more to unpack with this guy. I was going through the subreddit, like I said, very active. People
are very annoyed with this guy and the content that he puts out and they make fun of everything that he does
the eating food
Aspect is so gross. He's completely unlikable. He's completely yes, and whenever we come across a character like this
I always think this is the guy I move away from in a bar
Yeah, but I always think like he would if he's the only guy in a convenience store
He's gonna hold the cashier hostage with yes opinions
going back to that
Bill's T Y channel. This is again from that video. I was watching to get some background information
So he was on twitch for a while
So he was on YouTube and then he left YouTube because he was being treated unfairly
Got a lot of problems YouTube went to twitch and was trying to make money over there, and then he got kicked off Twitch.
Specifically, Twitch terminated the agreement following its investigation
of repeated instances of inappropriate conduct involving hateful slurs
in violation of Section 4.2.7 appropriate conduct agreement.
What the fuck are you fucking talking about you lame brain pieces of dumb fucking shit?
So I didn't realize this apparently he was saying a lot of gamer words and a lot of crazy
shit.
I thought that was the norm on Twitch.
Yeah.
I'm surprised. He must have been taking it to another level or something or they just wanted to get rid of them
Yeah, because it's annoying. Yeah, yeah
Holding them up. I was a little surprised on twitch, but you Chad on discord. That's how you get away
I see yes, you're not supposed to yell those things
onto your livestream apparently, but
What do I know? Okay that leads us to our
Ringe of the Week!
Matthew Merriman sent this in to me and apparently Joe Matariz was on the WTF podcast in November
of 2016. So this is going back a ways when Joe was doing the Fixing Joe podcast and he's
got a very unusual ploy that he has Mark Maron read for him. A couple interesting things going on for
Joe. As I said earlier he's got a new comedy special on CISO that premieres
this Thursday December 1st. He also has a podcast called Fixing Joe. You can get
it wherever you get podcasts but also he's doing this interesting
thing. He's making a TV show based on his podcast and web series, okay, and on Fixing
Joe. And he's looking for writers. So if you're interested, and this is real, if you're interested,
you can go to joematterese.com to take a look at his web series, read the show description, and
contact him through the email listed on the site if you want to be a writer for Joe's
new show.
I've never, I've never, this is a very democratic way to do that.
I don't know if Joe knows what he's gotten himself into, but that's what he told me to tell you and I'm telling you that right now
his plug included will someone please write jokes for my show he's unbelievable
Joe better mark sounds like he has a gun to his head
okay man I don't want trouble we'll find you writers that's fine oh you're gonna
get trouble open call so weird
You guys see everything's going on with a Lisa Giordano front of the show Lisa Giordano
So I would have done a segment on it, but I actually went on the Drew and Mike show yesterday. We did it there
It's up on YouTube. It's on our patreon and supercast so you can check out the second we did there But did a pretty thorough analysis
I also got a call for my buddy Eric Zane on the Eric Zane show this morning talked to him about it
But so Elisa was arrested
She was punching her boyfriend
who's just like this pay pig guy that moved in with her and was giving her all this money and
So she was talking about she doesn't like him. She doesn't think he's attractive thinks he's boring
And so she was talking about she doesn't like him. She doesn't think he's attractive thinks he's boring
But then she found out he was giving money to another chick on the internet and she got all upset
and uh stole his
Phone and his wallet while he was in the shower or something
And then went on a shopping spree with his shit
Police got involved She was streaming on her youtube channel, I think it's been taken down,
she took down the feed, but everyone's got clips of it now.
Do you see Moish Critical's take on it?
Fantastic.
I saw that he did it, but I didn't watch it.
I was like, it's mainstream now.
It's so mainstream, everyone's talking about it.
Critical had a very good take on it.
He's just like, you know, if she really is distraught,
he doesn't know all the background on it, obviously,
but if you really are distraught
that you found out your boyfriend's cheating on you,
that's not the time to turn on your phone
and start streaming.
You know, it just seems like a really bad time.
Like, you're gonna be upset and not a good time.
He's like, these streamers are so stupid,
they can't wait to show the worst parts of their lives
to people and embarrass themselves with this kind of shit.
But yeah, I get to see it on World Star it made World Star. Yeah. So this is TMZ and New York Post. Everyone's
picked this thing up. She apparently is out of jail now. She's apologized. She said it
was the second worst day in her life. What was the first? Her dog Kermit died. Kermit
and friends was that it was based on her dog. And when Kermit died,ermit and friends was that it was based on her dog and when Kermit
died that was the worst day this was the second worst day you had to ask
didn't you it's so ridiculous but yeah Elisa is loser rails she's a fucking
loser this is what her life has become that she has to degrade so this guy I
thought her bottom was when she was meeting up with stutcho and yeah coral
This is so much lower. I totally agree with you on that. Yeah, at least stutcho is a story
What a story I don't understand what she's so upset about she's not fucking him right if he's still paying her bills
Who cares if he's paying someone else's bills too? It's very odd.
It doesn't make any sense.
It did make a lot of sense.
It's almost like she needed attention.
Well, maybe he was giving this other woman more money than her.
Is that what it was?
I think he was saying also stuff like that she was pretty.
Yeah, there's a weird jealousy thing going on, but no, it's all about the money because
she even said on the stream, she goes, and I found out all the money she he's giving
her I could have gotten more money she realized she wasn't greedy enough yeah
she was upset with herself not being greedy enough but the numbers I heard I don't know if this is true or not but I heard that this guy gave
Elisa like $200,000 or something and Gave this other girl like two million
How do I become the other girl yeah, well that's not at least aside now, that's the place to be
Living I want to know is nothing his folks are super wealthy. Oh
Yeah, I have seen that. He's a billionaire. I'm not sure if that's true or not. Oh you got another girlfriend cool freak
Yeah, like why would you give a shit?
But yeah, Alisa really was off the rails and and he still hasn't been arrested right now that I know of I haven't seen any
Reporting on that because yeah, he did attack her pretty violently and when I was on Eric Zane show this morning
I was mentioning I go yeah, you know
I was watching this with the guys from the Drew and Mike show and we've been obviously it's been on our subreddit and all over
The internet and no one's really taking a Lisa's side on it
Even though you would think watch you only be violently attacked like that immediately ever be like this guy is a monster
But because of the way that she acts in all the points leading up to that you're just like, okay
She's asking for it. This is what this is what inevitably was gonna happen
Yeah, but when I was on Eric show this morning someone in the chat was just like no
It's never okay to treat a woman like that like I get it. It's also never okay for her to treat him like that, correct
Yeah, he's gonna just like let her smack him in the face and and he warned multiple times and he warned her
He's like you do this again. Yeah, you're going down. He restraining her. Yeah, well he was trying to get the cops called on her
I don't know that I would call it restraining. I mean there's more than one way to
Restraint so but headlock a little
Eric's like you made a lease on your show
But yeah a couple of times we can try to get around for this we can set that
Style show I do I'm not an investigative journalist over here
It's not the style show I do. I'm not an investigative journalist over here.
Enjoy it if you did.
Yeah, well, I mean, I could reach out to her,
but I don't really care.
I mean, she's obviously a liar.
So it doesn't really matter what she has to say.
But I do wonder this, and I'll put this out to the group
and to the chat, is she proud of herself?
Because she's getting talked about everywhere,
and all she wants is fame.
She will embarrass herself in any way possible for people to notice her and to give her fame now
I think she looks terrible. I think no one's on her side, but
People who need attention don't care what type of attention they get right? She's like the world's best stunt boy
Yeah, you never know yeah negative attention is still attention. Yeah, they have a bus of the is still publicity
It's like one of those things like Roxy Hart in Chicago. Yeah, you never know. Yeah negative attention is still attention. Yeah, that publicity is still publicity It's like one of those things like Roxy Hart in Chicago. Yeah, Chicago. I think is really a criminal
I think she really thought everybody was gonna take her side. I think that really thought that everybody she was looking for the sympathy
Yeah, why?
Horrible guy this end of her life. Oh, this you know the other thing too. I'm sorry
I didn't notice the crying it didn't start until she had her camera all set up and shit
Yes, so the water works. Yes, so the the stream starts up
It's two and a half hours long stream starts up, and she's talking to a friend
So yeah, I don't know
How she feels about it? She's definitely getting a lot of attention and everyone's talking about her
But most people who are discovering her are just discovering her for being a kind of a clown
So side they're gonna take her seriously
Oh, that was the other thing that I want to talk about and I was drew and I've been talking about this for two days
Straight back and forth trying to figure this out because in the New York Post says she's 35 years old
Oh, yeah, and Drew goes well hold on a second. How is that possible?
He's trying to put
together some dates and times she did this thing and that thing. It's like there's no way she was
20 when she did this. Apparently she was in Playboy in 2002 or something. Oh anyway she's 42. Okay.
Yeah okay. So New York Post says, and TMZ also said 35, so they're just like taking her at her word.
But I think that was part of the issue is that the girl this guy was trading nudes with oh the other thing that makes
Her look terrible is the fact that she was doxxing this woman
Oh, I'm putting it all my discord all the nudes her phone number her address all this shit. It's like well
That's a dick move. Why would you do why would you do that? And the one in her discord is one?
Kermit in France, but yeah
The woman very politely asks her to not do that. She's like, can you please take that down?
Like I have kids and she's like, nope, I'm putting the nudes up. Yeah. Yeah, and that's just a dick move
It's horrible. She's like, I don't care if I get kicked out of discord for doing that because it is against their terms of service
Revenge porn. I don't know if you know this but she broke so many fucking laws
It's crazy when you think about what she was saying to this guy, what she's saying
she's going to do. It's all of its breaking laws.
She didn't look at the road a single time when she was driving.
Oh, that was the other thing that, uh, critical was pointing out that I thought
was very interesting. She's like making you turns and shit.
You hear people honking their horns around. She doesn't give a fuck.
You crazy cunt. Oh, hey, hey, Lisa. You hear people hawking their horns She doesn't give a fuck you crazy
It was interesting it's definitely got everyone talking and making the rounds so friend of the show Lisa Giordano congratulations
All of your fame and fortune all right sorry about Kermit yes, we're so sorry about her all right
So Andy we had voting
last week we competed for the worst conspiracy theory podcast and
It was myself and Lucy type box with the Shane Dawson podcast getting 60% of the votes
Pretty boy Rios and that same clip you played 12 times in a row.
Got 40% of the votes.
But the good news is, and thank you guys
for voting on our Patreon, we'll do another competition
a week from today, the good news is
is that Andy brought us some bonus content and material
to look at today.
Where do you want to begin, my friend?
12 more clips of Pretty Boy Rio.
No!
No more of that nonsense!
Well, I got more.
Are they famous yet?
Did it happen yet?
I noticed that you guys did Lifeline on Saturday,
and it's always fun to clown the Deleias,
especially Chris, but let's not overlook Matt Deleia,
because when, in one of the
clips they plugged his other show, Private Record, and I thought to myself
well that's got to be terrible. Turns out it is because... go ahead, what?
The thing about WIFEWIDE, and you brought that to our attention the first time, and
then when Blind Mike was on, I know that he loves going after Crystal Lea.
So I was going to go and check out Congratulations, Crystal Lea's solo show.
That's awful.
And then I remembered that he has a show with his brother.
His brother, I don't know how this is possible.
They have the same personality.
And they're just as obnoxious as each other.
They're almost trying to over obnoxious each other in the way that they talk and their
mannerisms and their unfunnyness. Yeah, it's insane, right
Because private record is a show where Matt does the bare minimum to qualify as a show host
It reminds me of armchair expert that we did on 500. Yep, except Dax had
Actors that were like fully scripted.
Matt just has randos telling their story, basically running the show, and he just sits
there and paraphrases what they just said to him.
And it's really lazy.
That's the best way to describe it.
So in clip one, it starts off with Matt telling us that what we're about to hear but it must run in the family because he's just like flailing
his arms and gesticulating about this is the third episode I think. Okay. And he's
still explaining to people what the show is actually supposed to be. Like we've
been trying to do we've been trying to make sure we've released these in the
right order so everyone gets a proper idea of the spectrum of the kinds of stories that we're gonna have here on the private record and the
kinds of guests as well
Waving his arms around like
I was just showing. No.
The wacky inflatable guys out there.
Same level of entertainment that I get
when I drive by a used car dealership
is the same level of entertainment I get from Matt and Leo.
But that's the thing with Chris D'Alea,
even in standup, he never has a punchline.
He never says anything clever or funny.
He's just his gestures and his mannerisms.
He's just, whoa, I'm so cartoonish.
And that's where, that's the difference
between Matt and Chris. Chris is trying to be funny
I don't really think Matt is ever even trying to be funny. Okay, actually not on this show trying to be interesting though
Yes, cuz a lot of this stuff is about
This episode specifically was about a guy that got catfished
He has another episode about a guy that married he was homeless and married a 90 year old woman
And it's just like these weird
Interesting but
So at the top of the show man is going to prove that he has no follow-through and has done no show prep
Yeah, sounds good. Then., the way we usually do this,
I'll ask you to introduce yourself,
give us like the headline or genre of your story,
and then we'll just get right into it.
Okay, yeah.
So I guess like the headline would be
maybe like the ultimate catfish.
I don't know, just I got totally hoodwinked by a girl.
So dude, I mean, I'm actually gonna make sure
when the episode starts, it's gonna start on your words,
just like, I don't know, the ultimate catfish,
because if I heard that at the top of any recording,
I'd be like, I'm listening to this whole fucking thing.
But yeah, welcome to The Private Record.
What is your name though, too,
if you don't mind sharing that with us?
Who are you and what are you doing here?
So you've made sure of nothing and you haven't even
learned the name of your guest. And he didn't even do the editing he said he
was going to do. Yeah. During the show. He makes everybody else do everything for
him. So I just realized something the Golden Hour Lifeline and this show all
D'Lea projects all rely on people to film themselves
asking questions or being on the show.
Here's the thing that they don't realize
is that normal people suck on podcasts.
Exactly.
They're not interesting.
And that's his whole show.
They're not compelling.
Right.
Right, so what are you doing?
All his guests have no idea how to tell a story.
They just, one guy stopped a school shooting
and it's like well, that's interesting
But you're not telling it in an interesting way
You're just it's a lot of us and and then this and then I hit his third clip
Yeah, right so that guy Bobby
Tells a story about getting catfished and the woman was a nightmare and they get to the end and Matt's takeaway
Are like the ramblings of an astrologist reading a fortune cookie
They're all just like these platitudes have nothing to do with anything like he was barely listening
But yeah, you know, I'm happy you're out the other side of this
You know when I first saw I don't see them all but you know, I'm happy you're out the other side of this. You know, when I first saw...
I don't see them all, but you know, when we're going through the submissions about which ones are going to make the cut,
I saw yours and I'll be honest, I just thought,
this guy's a fucking idiot.
But, you know, you're not, obviously. You know you're not.
But like, in real life, the way these things play out, real life is messy, real life is confusing,
real life is, you wanna be a certain way in the world,
and a lot of us wanna be good people in the world,
and we act accordingly, we try to match that
in terms of our behavior, but like, you know, fuck man.
Jesus Christ.
Well, you've pretended to listen, and've said a lot and it's meant nothing
The whole show sounds like an AA meeting that I've never attended. Well, right no coffee and donuts
That's what this whole show is it it's terrible
You say the astrology reading a fortune cookie. Yeah
Nothing just a waste of time
What he was that's what he sounds like to me. Yeah, it's just nothing just a waste of time
Okay, well that was so boring that I we talked a little bit about
What was going on with Diddy? Yeah, and something we have not covered on this show obviously and I had to go back to our
Correspondent Jaguar, right?
You've been talking about this for like over a year on this show
Well, I'm breaking this down for us. That's when Andy reached out to me. He's just like, you know, I gotta bring some extra stuff I said well, what's up with Jaguar right? Yeah, she's gonna be doing a fucking victory lap right now
We're gonna be going down with Diddy exactly whether it's not exactly a whole lot of current things of her
Doing victory laps about it, but well then she's fucking up. Yeah
Yeah, cuz this is her time. Yeah, but her
Appearances were over-the-top and her personality was cartoonish
So we didn't really take anything that she said seriously, but now that did he's fled the country
Because his house got raided and maybe we should pay more serious attention
to what she was saying a year ago.
And in clip one, this is a story about an artist
like that Diddy had named Christopher Williams,
that a lawyer walked in on them
and this is what that lawyer saw.
He was like, it's policy.
He said, if I can make a man suck my dick, I can make people do anything. and this is what that never happened. But this young woman walked in to get approval or some paperwork.
And when she walked in the door wasn't locked so she didn't think twice about just walking
in and when she walked in she saw Christopher Williams performing Fallatio on Puff.
I love that thing where
you're like you just want to blow job from a dude you're like no no the reason
why I'm doing this hold on let me explain this yeah yeah I'm just proving to the
world that I could do this but I don't even like it I hate it personally but I
do it every day because I want to keep proving yeah but did he just thought
that he needed a skin flute solo on his new album. Yeah, he's practicing but
these homo allegations
That's not what is concerning about Diddy sucking a dick is not illegal. It's not
Pegging Cuba Gooding jr. Is not illegal correct, but Jaguar makes some more sinister claims
And these rest of these clips so you know that's a good point because the FBI rarely gets involved just for sucking dick Yeah, they don't usually raid a home over that
Drop that dick right are those balls in your mouth?
Because somehow everyone that had a stake in the company uptown records that did he was involved with that he runs
Yeah is out of the picture now
so it's quite a coincidence but in clip two
We're gonna talk about like what are what are the odds that this would happen uptown records started with five people
Andre Harrell
I'll be sure, Heavy D, and Puffy.
And Kim was the longest working employee
because she was there from the very beginning.
She was Andre's personal assistant.
Kim is dead.
Heavy D is dead.
Andre Harrell is dead. Andre Harrell is dead.
The only two left are Puffy and Al, and Al almost died.
Isn't that interesting?
We're going to name all the black people who died.
It's a long list.
So real quick, because I want to back this up.
I can't remember if you set this up or not just now Jaguar right was a
Singer she was like a backup singer backup singer. Yeah, I think she had her main claim to fame was when Jay-z did that unplugged
Performance she sang on that but she sang with the roots. That's right. She's saying toward around
She knows people but she pretty much got pushed out of the
industry. So when you were playing these clips a while
back, we're going well, she's angry, right? They passed her
by. So now she's just trying to make a name for herself, but
it turns out she's probably right about all of that.
Correct. That's what we we all assume that she was just jaded.
Yeah, but now that this is kind of showing an element of truth, I can't help
but go back to this because this is super shady and this is why Diddy is probably, you
know, fucked off to the Caymans or wherever he is now. In clip three, we're going to talk
more about the circumstances surrounding those deaths. Heavy D was found dead face down in the heart attack.
Andre Harrell, heart attack.
And Heavy D took such good care of himself too.
That's the crazy part about this.
Kim died from pneumonia, but there's the first coroner's report that said that she died.
It was ruled a homicide and they found toxins
in her body to prove that she had been poisoned you know that they have
poisons that create a heart attack and pneumonia like symptoms and so she's
saying that puff daddy is just poisoning everybody but you would ask
yourself why would somebody do something like this? Well, it's up to no good and they have no information.
You don't want them telling people.
Oh, good point.
pneumonia.
So what is the motive if we want to get all CSI about this in clip four?
The survivors and the late of Uptown Records, they were all writing tell-all books.
Andre was writing a book right before he died.
Heavy D was working on a book before he died.
Kim Porter was working on a book before she died.
And Albie Shore was working on the documentary of his life.
All right, we get it.
Yes.
Miss Wright, you actually might be correct about this, but you you tell it like stuttering
Moment so smug about it. We know where you're going with this
but there's a bunch of documentaries being made right now about P. Diddy and apparently all of them are
Trying to get the first one out
Trying to get the first one out
Right so I never understand whenever people say this if all these people were writing books if you were writing a book about your Life and you knew information that nobody else knew don't you think that you would write that stuff first because it would be interesting
And fun and exciting to write about yeah, so theoretically the first couple of chapters
Whatever they've already written already has all this information, and then they die.
Yeah, but who's gonna pick it up? And because there's a lot of fact checking involved, like the publisher has a deal with you, you're writing a thing, and then you have to work through them to do the fact checking and third parties. And so that person who's writing the book dies. It's not like everyone else just sitting around going, what am I going to work on today? Oh, cool. I'll work on that now.
Yeah. I mean, if has mind-blowing information in it
Right, but or dude blowing
Help me rub one out or I'll rub you out
Chapter one
And to your point we could skip clip five because you already kind of said that it's like just because somebody died is
That's not damning evidence not dying proof doesn't make you a murderer
But everyone around you dying is quite suspicious. Yes, so there's pattern. Yeah, I see you
Yeah, sitting there very much alive producer Chris. Where were you last night at 1145?
Because my dog got raped.
Yeah, where were you?
And you're sitting here all not dead.
Care to explain yourself?
You're not the one on trial here.
Clip 6. This is Diddy's MO.
That's how he operates. He has people followed.
He has people watched.
He does all kinds of fucking. he's a fucking piece of shit
Yeah, I believe that yeah
We have to remember that did he came up with Biggie and they were drug dealers and in gangs and shit like that
So they seemingly just took their you know gangster business practices. Yeah, right put them into their music business. Sure, so I
Mean that's basically what it is
But I just wanted to play this last clip because I feel like I owe
Jaguar right an apology for saying she was a crackpot. Yes, when do seemingly she was right all along
You do you get you get the last word Jaguar. Yes. Oh, that's the beautiful thing about being
The kind of honest I am.
Smug about it.
Because what I'm saying is true,
because what I'm saying is backed up on honest to God,
complete integrity, I can say something like that.
Let everybody be mad about it and step the fuck away.
And let's see what reality say.
It ain't my fault I be ahead of the curve.
It really ain't my fault.
I'm just operating in my principle.
And then I heard about some of the troubles
that came to your door.
But if I'm correct, I wanna say this while we on camera,
when we finished the interview that day,
didn't I give y'all some warnings
about things that might happen
because of this interview.
Was I wrong?
No.
But was I right?
Jesus, yes.
Yeah.
I wanna like you, Jack Mara.
What are you doing? You're making it so difficult? Yeah?
She's still kind of sucks, but she's not wrong
She was exposing Diddy long before
Anyone else was doing it so props to her on that and who knows what other crackpots out there actually?
Spitting some facts. We don't even realize it. Although, I will say, the eclipse happened
and Jesus did not come back.
He didn't.
Oh, I haven't read all the newspapers.
Yeah.
Did he come back?
Because that was one of the things that we looked at.
But I actually didn't see a lot of things happen
that even Alex Jones was talking about,
even though most people in the comments section
said I'm the asshole for not believing
Turns out maybe that's one time yeah, but based on the earthquake and the eclipse I have decided to vote for Trump this time
Thanks Marjorie Taylor green that's just smart
Alright speaking of idiots Kevin Brennan was so brilliantly
trolled by Patrick Melton recently this happened a few days ago and I just I
want to play this is from my lost interest put together this video for us
but it's so fantastic because Kevin Brennan is very much like stuttering John
if you tell him things he wants to believe he'll run with it he's not gonna
follow up he's not gonna fact-check he wants to believe, he'll run with it. He's not going to follow up. He's not going to fact check.
He wants to think that all of his enemies are failing.
And if you go, hey, Kevin, guess what?
Your enemies over here, they're failing.
I knew it.
You know, he's just like, he's going to start doing a fucking victory
lap around it.
And so, uh, Patrick got the best of him on this one.
I heard the mountain things getting weird.
So I guess mountain was on today.
Um, let me find this somebody watch and broke it down for me
Appreciate it. He knows who he is almost. Oh, awesome
Okay, it goes I am listening visit I woke up to this I am listening to mountain right now
There's some things he said about hackmania and the Earl clip from yesterday, which I
played.
Number one was, oh no, this is Melton.
Oh no, Earl is not coming.
Going to come?
What will I do then?
So of course it was Melton being like, I don't need Earl.
I don't need anybody.
Then point number two was, this is again, as
Milton talking from his show this morning, I picked a smaller,
less crazy venue than the original one to save money for
everyone. What does that even mean? Save money for who save
money for him? And maybe, maybe if they, maybe he'll be able to
pay people.
I love the way he set this trap too, for people like Kevin
Brennan
and Suthering John to fall right into it. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? I think it says
a great, but we're going to get a smaller venue. Just be more intimate, be more interesting
for everyone who, who attends. Oh, I see right through that. I gotcha picked a smaller, less
crazy venue than the original one to save money for everyone. Okay. Got it. Point three.
What do these people expect to get
paid? If you think you're getting paid $1,000, you're crazy. You're, you're nuts. You think
you're getting a thousand dollars. You're out of your fucking mind.
That's again, I got to give credit to nobody likes onions, Patrick Melton, because these
guys are all obsessed about how much money did you make and how much money did he make and I
Make more money than that person or about this month. What about that event? What about this thing?
Whereas I've talked to Patrick about this event many times like we're all just looking forward to having a fun weekend
Yeah, I'm super excited
But he puts it out there because this is something that Patrick would not be talking about but he knows
That he's gonna get people like Kevin Brennan to sit there and
go, see, no one's even going to make any money. He's such an idiot too.
He, he should be smarter than this.
My goal was to sell 100 tickets.
Kevin falls through that too.
So we're putting on this event with all of these different creators coming into
Vegas. We all have to travel to Vegas.
And he really thinks that Patrick's
goal was to sell a hundred tickets. Okay. Imagine that your goal. I talked to Louis CK when he was
going back on tour. He goes, my goal is to sell 100 tickets. That's it. That's to everybody in the
whole world. That's the everybody in the whole world. 100 tickets. That's why it's a joke.
That's to everybody in the whole world. 100 tickets. That's why it's a joke, Kevin.
So now he's like, now he's, now he's downgrading everything. Uh, smaller venues, uh, smaller, uh, expectations.
Nobody gets paid. If Earl's not there, if Earl doesn't go, he's thrilled.
If Pat Dixon doesn't go, he's thrilled. If Ray doesn't go, he's thrilled.
Cause then he don't have to pay anybody except the puppet.
If Ray doesn't go he's thrilled because then he don't have to pay anybody except the puppet and
And
Of course Carl and his crew that's right and we demand to be paid
demand satisfaction
He closed the text with it's a dumpster fire over there at Melton's base
And then he said something about me. So I'm not gonna read it because I don't like to pat myself on the back.
I picked a smaller less crazy venue.
You know, that's always a good sign when they, when they go to a smaller
venue, that's always a good sign.
That's always a good sign.
Whatever a band or a comic is like, you know what, let me go to a smaller venue.
You know what?
We're going to do two shows.
Let's do one.
That's better.
Isn't that better?
It's better for everybody.
If you do less shows and go to a smaller venue and then Earl is not going to come.
I know.
I mean, Earl doesn't give a fuck anyway.
Is Earl going to do it's in a bowling alley or it's in a video arcade
rolling alley or it's in a video arcade. And hackmania hackmania is a fucking it's a yeah again again he's he's downsizing he's
smaller venue no one's getting paid.
Just wants to imagine you why would you do an event where you just want to sell? 100 tickets what happened was probably he got a bigger venue. No one's buying tickets or not enough
So he's like I got a smaller venue because it's probably cheaper, and you know he's got to pay for the hotels
I love that he's explaining
What he wants you to believe dummy I know it hasn't even happened yet, but I heard nobody had any fun
Yeah, oh yeah, right yeah, and the airfare for Carl and his and Chris and those clowns
Yeah, you know the problem with W ATP too many segments you need to make a price and then recap it immediately
I know and again, I know these shows they're just trying to stretch for super chats
So Kevin Brennan and these other shows I watch it with watching Suthering John today and he's still going over the same shit over and
over again. Carl doesn't know what he's talking about. I do have a degree from
NYU. I do own a motorcycle. I'm like Jesus Christ John. Lady K has not been wrong.
Correct. If he says he's got proof.
Yes.
He's got proof.
["Skulls"]
Skull!
Skull.
Capiche.
Cacchia!
So, Stuttering John is on this thing right now and it's so insane. I'm very much looking
forward to Point Dabble Point this Friday. I'm not going to say who, but there could
be up to three guests who have never been on the show before who all follow the Stuttering
John Dabble verse very closely. So I'm excited about that. We'll be talking about all this kind of stuff but just real quick John is obsessed with this idea that Vinnie
Paulino and I committed a felony by calling a restaurant. It's so fucking
stupid. I think even John is realizing how stupid it is but he has to keep
leaning into it and it's bizarre. The only thing that is annoying about it to
me is that
this will all pass by just like everything else does. And it'll never go back to him like,
why was I so sure of myself? Why was I leading into that dumb thing so much and for so long?
It made me look stupid. I should not do that in the future. I should stop placing rakes right in
front of my front door. I don't know why I keep doing that, but he won't. Hello penis, my old friend. Your darkness never seems to...
Do you want to grab that for the board?
I do.
Hello penis, my old friend.
And as we already established in a previous segment, John, that is not against the law.
You can suck on all the penises you want. Totally legal in this country.
Your darkness never seems to end. He told her they were on the Kripoff dummy. No, she's
not. He said he's from the Kripoff Yeah Vinny from the creep off who doesn't know
who that is? That's how you establish what's going on in the conversation. Oh Vinny. Vinny
from the creep off. All right what were you saying then? All right so if you don't know
the context of this I played it on this show but basically on the creep off a couple weeks
ago we called up or Vinny called up. I didn't donie called I didn't do it we called up Stevie tomatoes because John has claimed that I wrote graffiti
in the bathroom and then I should have to pay for the graffiti and I have a
lifetime ban from Stevie tomatoes so we called up on the creep off and Vinnie
asked for the manager and then asked the manager about the graffiti in the bathroom and the manager said there's no graffiti in
the bathroom. What are we five? What are we five? Stop calling here about,
because apparently other people are calling, stop calling here about graffiti, it's
immature, there's no graffiti. So we prove that John's a liar and so now John has
changed his tune because Vince the loser told him, hey just so you know, they
played this phone call on YouTube and
didn't get permission even
though Vinny's did say it's
ready from the crib, but
either way.
And that's punishable by death.
Yeah, right.
Five years in prison.
So this is a felony.
And John is so happy about this
because he's got this sick,
twisted fantasy of Vinny and me
in bunk beds in a prison cell
somewhere
sucking each other off
And that doesn't give him any innocence penis
English is hard jet I get it
from any innocence. English is hard, John, I get it. From the creep off. And that doesn't give
him any innocence, Penis. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can't fucking just
say, hey, this is from the creep off. And then not say we are recording you. Yeah. And
yet we did. You can't do that.
Man, yet we did.
It's just, it's a felony in Florida.
Look it up, dumb fuck.
He's amazing.
Oh God.
Yeah, I love him going, you done fucked up.
Yeah, oh, you done fucked up this time.
That's his new one.
But he thinks that I'd be afraid,
like he would be afraid.
Of course. Same with the cease and desist
Yeah, he's I'm setting those he's in the system fuck. Yeah, I'm gonna read on the show same with anything. He does
Yeah, so he thinks I really think that he thinks that we're gonna go to prison
Rookie move moonhead clip of the least are on my channel
Yeah, moonhead didn't know.
And believe me, I will do everything I can to,
I am going to cooperate in any way to make sure
that justice is served.
You know why?
Because justice matters.
School!
Alright, so this is where he starts acting like a child.
He's like a little kid.
You know, director, thanks for the favor.
Per Florida Statute 934.03, violating for his recording was a third degree
felony punishable up to five years in prison and a $5,000
part.
Screen grab that
you didn't fucking do your research.
Lady K, you're supposed to be so smart.
Wahapa. Wahapa.
You done fucked up, boy.
All right. So he's all happy.
He's a child right now because he thinks that we're going to get our comeuppance.
He thinks you already got it.
He's going to get his revenge.
And if you remember, I played the video of Dr. Todd Grande,
who talks about narcissistic personality disorder.
And one of the things he talks about in there
are these fantasies that narcissists have.
And they're constantly daydreaming about
them being the winners and everyone else being the losers.
But he also went on to talk about this revenge thing.
This is part of John's personality disorder.
John, if you're watching, pay attention to this
because this is what you're suffering from.
This is why everyone goofs on you
and why people think you're an asshole.
Their plans to get revenge are sloppy,
childlike and simplistic, much like the schoolyard bully.
Do you see what I'm saying? This guy has nothing to do with Southerly John, he just understands this
personality disorder perfectly. This is ten signs of the vindictive narcissism.
I hope it's almost like he's making this video based on what John says. That's
what I mean. You know. When I found this, I coordinated these two things, I went
this is so perfect. Yeah motivated by resentment and jealousy
The perceived insult or injury is intolerable to them
People simply don't have the right to insult them or to doubt that they are perfect sometimes an extreme
Manifestation of their revenge is thought of as a narcissistic rage
We see this term sometimes when studying narcissism.
Kind of an extreme anger reaction
when they are starting to get revenge.
The intent is not to punish somebody
so that they can learn something,
but rather to make another person suffer.
I mentioned that before.
And the need for revenge that they have
is stronger than the need for self-preservation.
Again, wow.
Yeah, I know. There's so much that is spot-preservation. Again, wow. Yeah, I know there's so
much that is spot on right here. John, if we said, John, you want a million dollars, you want to
watch Carl and Vinnie go to prison? That's a no-brainer for him. This is much different than
what we see with Machiavellianism. They are willing to destroy themselves in order to destroy others.
Yes. People are actually scared a lot of times of indicative narcissist
which makes it possible for them to recruit narcissistic agents sometimes
referred to as flying monkeys reference or muttering Jake
unbelievable the flying monkey how spot-on this guy we got to get this guy on the shower
Oh, holy shit, we did that show with dr. Drew when I was on uncle Rico
we brought a dr. Drew to try to
Tell us whether or not John was an alcoholic which it's hard to diagnose by just watching clips
But dr. Drew is also an expert on
Narcissistic personality disorder he did that on Howard Stern.
We figured out Robin Quiver was a 34er
which is through the roof.
And I'm just curious if this guy or Dr. Pinsky
or someone was analyzing, paying attention to the dabble verse.
I'd love to know what their take is on Settling John
because he's everything that they're talking about.
It's incredible.
All right, back to John.
I am in his head.
He thinks about me all day and all night.
I can see the 80K now.
John, I don't know that, look,
you snaggle-toothed prick, I don't know.
He's arguing with me about something
that he thought I did to him.
And all he said was John.
I know, right?
Because he just, so this is right after the clip
that we just played where he's going
Oh, they're gonna go to prison for five years
He's fine five thousand hours and then he starts thinking he's like a house Carl gonna combat this always gonna say I'm an idiot
He's gonna say this is the dumbest thing I ever thought that's what's going on in his head now
He's gonna combat that and I can see the 80k now John. I don't know
You snaggle-toothed prick, I don't know what the fucking laws are.
I just know what I was emailed.
I'm not a lawyer and my fucking cowardly gnome
isn't coming on.
So people email Jon stuff.
He wants to believe it, just like we saw Kevin Brennan do.
And then he believes it.
And then he believes it and then he reports on it
as if it's fact and doesn't realize this has happened
to him
hundreds of times and every time it embarrasses himself
because he has no idea what he's talking about.
And I have to say, I just looked up Florida statute
nine, section 943.03.
It appears to be entirely related to eavesdropping
which would not have to do with the phone call
that you guys made.
Oh, it's so stupid.
No, I know.
But I mean even just that super quick search,
it takes a quarter of a second.
I just did it right now.
I appreciate that.
The other thing that's going on here, I don't-
You doubt funeral director?
I know.
The other thing that's going on here,
and I don't have clips of it, is that, you know,
who would be pressing charges, right?
So you'd have to think like Stevie Tomatoes
would have to be like, remember that phone call
we got a couple weeks ago?
We should probably send those people to prison, right? This is the narcissistic
Revenge fantasy correct. He thinks he's the judge with the gavel and fucking everyone on his team is
pointing at you and Vinnie and well shaming you so
Apparently according to him anyone can file this complaint or whatever it is and so
John has been told that it's already been filed
Yeah, so I'm all my goose is cooked already because the laws already all over this thing and it's so
Silly yeah, because who the fuck would care about
Who could possibly care about a phone call to a restaurant?
Stevie tomatoes would just be happy for it to all just go away and get a couple of good
Yelp reviews to counteract the shitty ones that people are throwing up there.
Back to the phone call, I think it's hilarious that they immediately hung up on you, but
Finney's sweet ass voice got in a minute and a half.
For sure.
Yeah, no, even the Yelp reviews though Andy to that point are all very positive
They're just saying they don't like the guy who claims to be a celebrity who sits at the bar gets drunk
Like all of these reviews people put out there for the most part some people are assholes with the most part
They're just like it was great foods good
Services good. They're just this angry guy who claims is a celebrity. It's really annoying
You know that's that's playful, that's fun, we're
having fun with that sort of thing. Not that I condone Yelp reviews on businesses. I'm
not encouraging that. That's good natured ribbing. Good natured ribbing. All right.
So John now on his show goes to a subreddit and starts playing the video of the felony.
This is so terrible. You would think he wouldn't do this again. I I guess I can play this so watch
This is this is what moonhead did
This is a felony
Okay, this is terrible get back to that
She said she does butt stuff there. I heard
Sorry, we're calling stevie. No, it was fine find island. This is Danny speaking. How may I help you?
So John then plays the entire phone call this thing that he thinks is so terrible. It's gonna get us thrown in prison
Which again proves that he doesn't think it's that bad. He would be playing it out his show
It wouldn't still be all over the internet. Obviously, we haven't taken it down
No one else is taking it down. And so a super chatter might be penis wrinkle. I forget. A super chatter says,
you know, Jen, all this tattletaling and snitching and
ratting. I don't know if your biker buddies are going to think
that's all that cool to do that sort of thing, which is a good
point.
K Mac 3344. Thanks for the drugs. What do your bike and
friends think of you being a rat? Oh, they'll be very happy.
Because we all love Stevie Tomatoes.
And we love the people that work there.
And what Moonhead did is a felony
in the great state of Florida.
Moonhead didn't know that,
and neither did Lady K, which I love.
In his mind, this biker gang is like,
look it sucks
These guys are going away for five years, but laws are lost
So like if there's a law what are we for not laws in this country? What are we doing?
Was this anarchy we'd be the sons of anarchy and we didn't have one. Oh wait wait a second
Actually, we don't like laws that much at all John get out of here
My fantasy now
Just thought he was gonna say they like rats
But they won't drink the rats milk, I don't get it
So a lot of people are speculating that
John is focused on this so much just because we proved that there is no graffiti in the bathroom and he's lying
and made that up so now he's pivoting because really that phone call it did
was prove that that's the case it wasn't illegal no one's gonna come down on us
but what's crazy is that John would even bringing this up because if you remember he called President Trump
and pretended to be Senator Menendez, recorded it and put it on the internet without getting
permission. But was it in Florida? So we're gonna we're gonna address that right here. Now I think
the real problem with this call because the Secret Service came and visited him and stuff,
you can't pretend to be a politician or an official,
a US official, talking to another US official,
that's against the law.
Yes.
Way more than asking about graffiti in the bathroom.
I don't know.
To the manager at Steve Tomato, way more.
Using your real name.
Right, yeah, Vinny from the Kareem Bob,
he's obviously real worried about it.
He didn't pretend he was a senator or anything like that.
So, Penis Wrinkle asks him about this.
And John's always got an excuse.
This is another thing about his personality disorder,
is that he'll never be like,
oh yeah, it's kinda hypocritical of me, right?
To be fuckin', act like this is a big deal
when I was talkin' to Trump and pretending to be someone else
and then I put it on the
internet secret service came to my house geez what was I thinking and let's also
get into yesterday penis wrinkle aka Patrick my board up when I had my own
radio show on K rock no John thinks he knows who Penis Wrinkle is now.
That's interesting because if that's true,
that Penis Wrinkle is a guy who knows you in real life,
he hates you.
Yeah, he's trolling you constantly.
He trolls you all the time.
Every episode, the entire episode.
He's like, you know why?
Because I've actually met this guy,
he's had a deal with me.
Wow, well that says a lot right there, all right.
It really does that he would flex over something like that.
Yeah, that's an embarrassing thing. If it's just like some random troll on the internet, what are you a lot right there. It really does that he would flex over something like that. Yeah, that's an embarrassing thing.
It's just like some random troll on the internet.
What are you going to do?
Right.
Okay.
Said to me, why is Moonhead and Lady K breaking laws when Florida is a two-party consent state,
yet you didn't break any laws with your call, your prank call to
President Trump.
All right.
So John's had a day to think about this or ask people or whatever he had to do.
So let's figure out what the big difference is here.
Well, oh, he's going to get smart.
Let me explain that to you.
Here we go.
Yeah.
First off, everybody loves dating the manager of CB Tomatoes.
Everyone hates Trump. So right there
The judge is gonna throw this case. Yeah, say not cool. I
Knew that
California
Was a two-party consent state he's so predictable I had to do
Was this
What I had to do was this. Oh, God.
Say it.
When Jared Kushner called me from Air Force One, I didn't take the conversation.
And we also got to remember Air Force One is in the air.
So we don't know in what airspace they're in.
You didn't see that one coming, did you?
That was his dumb chicken pee.
One state was an oval. we don't even know could have been multiple states
during the call
He's insane
It's impressive, but it doesn't matter. No, it doesn't that's a whole nother argument. Yeah, this is why they didn't press charge
But we'll couldn't continue with. It's neither here nor Florida.
Keep in mind, what I did was knowing that I'm,
California is a two party consent state.
Also, knowing that I had no way of recording it
since I was in Beverly Hills on my way to a date
So the pretty hot Asian girl hold on a second
You had a phone call on your phone you had no way of recording it because Beverly Hills and an Asian girl
But it's recorded. Yeah, what are you talking about? The coolies? He's gonna explain how we recorded it
He just doesn't know how so we have someone else do it for him, but that was the dumbest excuse ever
Well, how could I possibly that I was in Beverly Hills?
Yeah, there's a date throw in a couple more details and it makes it more believable somehow. Yeah, she had sea cups
Okay that I'm exaggerating
I
Called my friend
Justin in Long Island, New York.
Wait a second, John.
This is crazy.
I know you're gonna be flabbergasted by this one.
Do you know where Vinny was when he called Stevie Tomatoes?
We're in New York State.
Can you believe it?
Holy gummy with your legal mumbo jumbo.
Fucking moron.
He's so stupid.
All right, but let's keep going.
And I said, Justin, if I get a call from Trump or Jarekushna, I'm going to pretend to be
Sean Moore and I'm going to say, and I'm going to, I'm gonna I'm gonna merge calls and
go Senator are you there and then you're gonna say yes but
you will be recording and he he recorded it from New York.
Doesn't matter. It was 6 years ago. No. Okay. No. So, first
off, he's like, I didn't do anything against the law because I had
another guy record it in New York, which is totally legal to do. But now he's going to
go into, but also water under the bridge guys. What are we talking about here? The Trump
organization has way too many legal problems to be giving a fuck about that. And as far
as Stephen, tomatoes has too many fucking curly fry orders to be giving
naughty when he talked to the secret service they just want to bury it under the car
so you're saying different things a he didn't break the law but b but if i did everyone's over it we're
moved to high what's the difference bury itied under the rug. They were embarrassed.
I embarrassed them.
I proved my perc that I could infiltrate the White House because I work hard.
I believe in myself.
How many points are there?
Too many points.
What the fuck?
I wanted to prove my point that I could have a very boring conversation with the most interesting
man in the world
It's hard to do He's fucking talking to Trump the most interesting guy
he got elected because people couldn't stop covering everything he said it did and
Jack gets on the phone and makes it the most boring Monday conversation anyone's ever heard
What do you think about the Supreme Court? Who are you gonna get like a moderate?
Mr. Trump, can gonna get like a moderate? Can you get like a moderate
Idiot
Hilarious good stuff. Oh, this is fun. So a super chatter asked John about rehab and
First John to flex
That's always his move. You'll
notice if John sees a question he doesn't want to answer,
he'll either point out the grammar mistakes. Right. Or
he'll do that childish thing and we'll just start singing a
song and that's his way of buying time. John's ready with
Ken. Thanks for the two bucks. Would you go to rehab if the
kids ask you to? I don't want, tell me I should go to rehab.
I say no, no, no.
Great pitch, John.
Unfortunately, the guy didn't spell two with two O's,
so he had to go to that one.
All right, well let's find out, John.
Would you go to rehab if your kids asked you
to go to rehab?
Because the point is that you're embarrassing them
on the internet every day being drunk.
First of all, again, I drink light beer.
If you know, it's fucking 544 California right now.
That doesn't make it.
That was six years ago.
544.
Okay.
All right.
I'm not harming anybody. Oh, okay. six years ago. 544. Okay. All right.
I'm not harming anybody. You know, I'm just simply hanging out like anybody would do at a pub or a bar
like or at a restaurant, a tiny apartment, glass of wine or two.
I like this.
So now he's justifying his behavior because everybody has a glass of wine or two
in a restaurant or a pub or a
bar.
Yeah, John, not at the same time.
Come on.
He also just said, so the question was if your kids asked you to go to rehab.
Yes, he completely changed it.
Yeah, and then he was like, oh, well, but I'm not hurting anybody.
The whole question is you're hurting your kids.
Correct.
You're embarrassing them, John.
It's not like a big, it's like, it has never adversely affected any of,
like I'm not, I'm not what you guys would like to say
as an alcoholic, I'm not.
First off, you admitted to being an alcoholic many times.
Secondly, he goes,
it's never adversely affected anything.
John, look around.
Remember the mansion you used to live in?
The next town over?
Here you are now. The family that used to live there? Yeah, the family that used to live in? Yeah The next town over? Have you ever See where you are now?
The family that used to live there?
Yeah the family that used to live there
Yeah there was a family and children around you
A career
Fucking guy come on
Fucking hell
I'm just not
I don't have any arrests
Never been
You're not supposed to have arrests
No
It's like the kid They there Chris Rock thing all over again
Yeah, I never been to jail. You're not supposed to go to jail. Why are you taking credit? Most people haven't
Jesus
arrests
Never been 86 out of a bar ever. He admitted that he was yeah, he did we
Pettis cover a big deal about it it That is coming on the show later this month. I'm excited to have a back on but yeah
We had pan oats on the show who has dealt with this guy. Yes day tricker before it's just like oh, yeah
I know this guy never gotten any bar fights in my adult life. What a weird thing to say
How am I an alcoholic? I don't even fight people at the bar
I'm an alcoholic. I don't even fight people at the bar.
I know fucking weird.
All right. And then the last clip I have on here.
I just wanted to play this because John can't wrap his head around the fact
that when Vince the loser told him the ass that he saw, the graffiti
was my handwriting that he just made that up.
And John fell for it.
He's so stupid and it's been explained to him so many times,
but he just can't let it go because of his
narcissistic personality disorder.
He always has to be right.
He can't just admit, ah yeah, that was kind of dumb.
I don't know why I thought that.
So again, this is being explained to him.
And Vince, who is known as a pathological liar,
and he does it for entertainment value. I'm not saying that the guy is doing it nefariously. He
does it for entertainment value, but he's a pathological liar. That's all he does.
And so someone points this out to John. Penis wrinkle. Thanks. Why didn't miss lawyer show proof of Carl Carl's s trolled again
Now I think Vince was being
Truthful, I don't think he was lying about that. Why?
Why do you think that? Yeah, why did it take you so long record? It's been proven so many times
There's no way he would know how I read an ass people explain this to you over and over again
But his wife's last thing starts with an S.
What does that prove?
What has anything to do with anything?
So finally, it's like, Pienasburg was just like,
John, can you just admit that you've been had here?
Nope, definitely not.
Oh, the other thing that happened.
I'll bring on Cardiff, because he's a fellow guitarist.
So we're on Cardiff.
Allegedly.
Oh, I've seen I've heard you play guitar.
I haven't seen it.
I've heard it.
So someone asked John about because he's getting his finger fixed.
He actually had two.
Oh, really?
Yeah, he had two appointments today, a stress test, and he's getting his crooked finger
fixed.
What are we going to do?
Well, I hope he gets his finger fixed.
It's gross.
Yeah, I hate looking at his finger fixed. It's gross. Hey looking at it to change my logo
You'll be retro be cool still stink though. Yeah
Yeah, so John is claiming that once he gets his finger fixed
He'll be better at guitar because it actually hurts him to play
so someone asked him if he's a better guitarist than me and
Someone asked him if he's a better guitarist than me and John said, without a doubt, all you have to do is listen to his first album, listen to the lead guitars, and that will
prove that he's a better guitarist than me.
So we'll have to check that out.
We'll have to listen to John's first album.
Is it the one that rips off Soundgarden or the one that rips off Fails and Chains or
the one that rips off Pearl Jam or the one that rips off
Goo Goo Dolls. We'll try them all. We'll figure it out. Sounds like a new Patreon series.
Yes, I think it is gonna be a new Patreon series. Let's figure out if John can play guitar or not.
Although, you know, I'm not even sure that John plays lead guitar in all of his album and the reason why I say that is
because there's only one music video, I've talked my way out of it and in that music video
It cuts the guitar solo and there's this really quick note II part and John's not even pretending to play along with it in the music
video
He made a weird comment I think it was last week
Where if you don't believe because he was talking about this last week as well okay and he talks about a lot of things
a lot of weeks he does repeat himself occasionally yeah but he said it was something like if you
don't believe I played those leads I also played them at this event like he
named like a live event where he played the leads I don't even think he played
the leads live very often maybe conan was the only time
Interesting did because yeah, but he said he played them all on the album. I did break down in detroit him on conan
Playing guitar and it was not good. It was really bad
Am I loud? I turned you down. I got you. Oh, okay. Yeah, that was on my end actually. That's my fault
I think I had you cranked from when you were quiet
Cardiff you had brought us a game. Yes, and
What better person to bring in for a game than the birthday girl herself Annie is here?
Hi Annie
He's a little bit now I'm trying to get your volume figured out. Hello. Hello
all right, we have an exciting game of who said it and
favorite this is the right players this time fan favorite and
Cardiff
You said this is some kind of special edition anything we should know about this
What did I call it these I'm with stupid edition and just there all the quotes are all just
Really stupid. That's all okay. I just I just saw a theme happening as I was playing it together. That's all
Let's get into it
Welcome to who said it the official podcast game on W ATP brought to you by
patreon.com slash card of electric and the Cardiff Electric YouTube channel. Subscribe
today. Okay, Carl and co-host Who Said It. Our first entry, Who Said It. He's about average IQ for this group who said it one two
All right, he's about average IQ for this group and our choices are Chad Zumach
Opie Hughes Kevin Brennan, Suddendring John, Tommy T and Tom Myers not Joe
Manorese. No. Definitely not Joe Joe Mattaries. You figured out my code.
You're doing a really good job with the graphics over here.
I will go first, so I'm going to say Tom Myers.
What do you think, Lucy?
I'm going to go with SJ.
I was thinking that too.
What do you think, Andy?
Brennan.
Annie.
I'm going to go with Stuttering John.
I like your weird stripe look Cardiff
Thank you
And I went with a KB also KB. All right, we got a couple last days a couple KB's and a TM who?
three
He's not with it
John is retarded he's retarded he's about? He's out of it. He's fucking drinking. Skyler John is retarded.
He's retarded.
He's about average IQ for this group.
No.
Yes.
Did you see the video of him in bed with like, he's like, I'm not wearing a shirt and he's
singing.
He sings for like three minutes.
No, he said to me, I didn't watch it.
I didn't watch it.
You don't want to see it.
He made three.
All right.
So who got that one? and a congrats guys very good
You don't want to see it he made three wrongs
Who said it? Oh?
Boy, he made three wrongs. I gotta go opi on this one. What do you think Lucy? I'm also leaning towards opi all right
What do you think Lucy? I'm also leaning towards Opie. All right
Randy's never Chad. I'm gonna go Chad. All right, and Annie
Tommy T
All right, and producer Chris I went Opie. All right, here we go
one two
three
Really, you know, if you think about it card,, like what's there not to love? About me?
About me.
Do you want me to list things?
I'm a lovable guy.
Are you asking for a list?
Yes.
Okay.
Well, let's start with the hair.
I think you do need a haircut.
Okay.
And I'm talking to a bald potato.
I do a lot of stuff with two hands, $5, two wrongs.
Don't make it right, Johnny boy.
Well, he made three wrongs.
Music, misinformation, logo.
That's Drake.
And you forgot being a total piece of shit.
Oh, yes, true.
Who are they talking about, there? That's when Chad copied his show format. Oh, yes true
That's when Chad copied his show format
Yeah, I thought that was gonna be an easy one. I thought I was giving you that one with the three wrongs
You're giving us very little of this show. I gotta tell you
Sentences that was just three words
Someone had to do two episodes a week. Jesus Christ.
This is very difficult.
I wasn't too careful.
So hence the bandage.
Who said it?
One.
I wasn't too careful, so hence the bandage.
I think that would be the opester.
I'm going to go, Opi, what do you think, Lucy?
Oh my god. I'm gonna go be what do you think Lucy? Oh?
My god, I'm gonna go Tommy T
and Chad and Annie
Stuttering John I went Tommy T Wow two Tommy T's okay
two three
Head over to my YouTube page in honor of Spring Star
I decided to go ahead and upload the extended
version of last year's spring break
episode. The
opening monologue jokes aren't as timely
and they only take a few minutes so if you want to go ahead and
skip past those
feel free.
Also, excuse the bandage on my chin
I decided to shave last
night and I wasn't too careful so, hence the bandage on my chin. I decided to shave last night and I wasn't too careful. So hence the bandage
But my figure hey if dennis farina can go ahead and wear
Uh bandage to protect the shaving cut on an episode of law and order
Yes, i'm a nerd like that. So can I
Of course that joke takes forever. Oh my god
So first off i'm not complaining carter if you do a lot of good things for the show
But now we're fucking watching
Instagram streams you gotta figure out
others like from podcasts or something
Listen with Tom Myers you get to him so quickly he rarely puts out anything on his podcast so I have to be creative here
I'm a really stupid guy
That's a pretty funny one I
Gotta go opi going opi with this one Lizzie. I'm also feeling opi
Andy
Well, if I'm being honest my gut was opi. Yeah, do it then yeah, Annie
Kevin Brennan
Okay, and PC again. I pencil these in before anyone answers, and I went opi and do it them yeah, Annie Kevin Brennan Okay, and PC again. I pencil these in before anyone answers, and I went opi alright
Well, we all feel we're all feeling open here. We go. It's not gonna be opi. No one
two
Three as the years go by how grateful a lot of these efforts were
We know that motherfucker too. Well. I'll be the first person to say none of them
actually owe me anything.
What's up Austin, how are you?
Good to see ya.
And people hate the honesty.
They just, I'm like, I am a really stupid guy.
He admitted it.
Yeah, I'm stupid.
I should have played the dumb game.
I should have played the dumb game.
You're in the dumb game. I should have played the dumb game. You're in the dumb game. I thought about these people. I should have shut up and kept my mouth quiet.
That's true. Okay. So even when OP admits stuff, he's doing it wrong.
Yeah. I just wasn't enough of a sellout. That's the problem here.
I'm not stupid enough. Okay. If you say so. What's the score? Let's do a quick recap all right Carl and Lucy tight box with one point and me and Andy Q
Public with two all right also Carl or Cardiff to
Yep, and and he's got to get on the board still
All right, it's anyone get anyone's game this could not have gone any better
Who said it?
That god damn it. Everything sounds like Settling John to me. I'm gonna go Settling John. What do you think Lucy?
I'm gonna go Tommy T.
Andy?
We never see Chad. I'm tripling down on Chad.
Yeah, sorry. That's a good call.
Annie?
Uh, Chad as well.
Oh jeez.
PC?
I went Zoom-Ock.
Alright, we got three Z-ez PC. I went zoom. All right. We have three easy man's
one two
three
This is where the law stops and I start sucker
Sucker
Brian Thompson
stage fight Suck it. Brian E. Thompson. Oh, God. Stage fight.
Hit, punch.
Two, two, two.
It's a lemon party with Tammy.
I didn't expect to see Chad shitless.
I can die and go to heaven now.
You'll be getting a cameo request from me in about two hours, my friend.
Oh, this could not have gone any better.
Are we done recording? Yes. No I can hit now. Okay let's stop recording then I'll tell you
the stories that I can't tell you. Alright guys hey please leave a five-star
review on iTunes, hit subscribe on the YouTube channels and you never did get that five
How old is that clip I don't know but when I found it I need
Taking their shirts off. I knew I needed to get it in here somehow
Took down zoom on any inappropriate Earl. Thank you so much
That's all for this time. Damn it
Who said it?
Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Dog.
Cardiff getting better with video production.
Just had, uh,
The Z-Man.
Naked Chad dancing around in front of the screen for us.
Little hype train.
Well done.
Tried to make him stroke me, but it didn't work.
Did you get a point
there? And he made the board. And he's on the board so we got a tie for first? Me and
Andy Kew Public. Andy Kew Public, producer Chris, each with two points. And the rest?
Cardiff disqualified for cheating as per usual. Guys what have we done today?
We've done it all. We talked about the level one podcast. We heard about As per usual. Guys what have we done today?
We've done it all.
We talked about the level one podcast.
We heard about Dark Side Phil for the first time on WATP and potentially not the last.
We checked out Joe Medariz was having an appearance with WTF back when he was popular.
Back when both those guys were popular.
For being honest about it,
quick update on Elisa Jordana.
We talked about Kevin Brennan getting trolled very easily.
Jaguar Wright was correct, we found out.
Matt DeLeah has a very lazy podcast
where he just lets people tell him what losers they are
and he listens to them.
Kind of listens to them kind of listens to him
Stuttering John still thinks that we're going to prison. Well me and Vinny anyway, but they'll probably give producer Chris
probation
So, you know that means it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show we
play from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts.
I'm happy to say Doug from Good Times Great Movies is joining us. It's been a while since
we've had him on the show. We also have another special guest who's going to be joining us as well. Looking forward to that. And this
is the podcast that we'll be reviewing.
What did you Google, Taylor?
It's not going to show up.
Just Google the trailer.
Oh, it's on the trailer.
Yeah, Google the trailer for Dr. O.
You look bop today, Taylor. You look diesel as shit.
You know what they go?
I never see that.
He looked at you, he saw a certain angle.
You look bop today, Taylor!
His autism just slipped right out.
Taylor, you look bop today!
You do look bop, though, you look diesel.
Taylor, what are you dead-living, Taylor?
I thought she'd get all her muscles in a week. Damn, Taylor, you look bop though, you look diesel. Hey, what are you deadlift, huh? I bet you get all them muscles in a week.
Damn!
Taylor, you look bop!
This amateur sounding show that you just heard is called Brilliant Idiots,
and that is Charlamagne the God and Andrew Schultz.
Holy shit.
Yes, these two have a podcast together, how this has not been on a rater I do not know.
But this is the opening sequence, Andrew Schultz losing his mind over nothing yeah it's I need
to explore this I need to find out what the fuck is going on here why are these
people so fucking famous and successful because that is amateur hour right there
wow so looking forward to that on the next episode of who are these podcasts
and with that I want to thank you guys all for
Joining us today, Andy q public. What do you have going on? What do you want to promote on the show? Yes?
Thank you for asking. We just put out the king cobra JFS
Show and we did it both on our mini patreon episode because he this guy
Apologizes all the time. So there was a lot to cover
So we do a lot to be sorry for he Cobra on the mini and King Cobra on the show proper
It was so much fun. It's so easy to make fun of so I encourage everybody to please check that out
Andy and I were talking about that because you joined Vinnie Paulino and me when we reviewed well
We did a bonus creep off another thunder in paradise
episode yeah when we reviewed, well we did a bonus creep off, another Thunder in Paradise episode. Yeah, fantastic.
So if you're not on the creep off Patreon,
check that out.
Every, the first Friday of every month.
After you check out the All Apologies Patreon.
Yes, correct.
Very good.
Do you wanna bring it up or should I bring it up?
Well we have something very exciting
that's happening together.
Oh dear, I have another clip for you, right?
Yes, you do. Please play that. All right. We got a little
promotional clip on here it seems like
Tomorrow at 730 we're
Premiering our twitch watch along show we sure are Thursday matinee with Kaylee and Andy
Where we'll be watching breathing fire. I know sweet
Did just watch it recently yes, so Mandy and Brandon gave us breathing fire when we were in Florida
And we are going to be doing watch alongs so come and join us on Thursday night at 730 Eastern
Twitch TV slash third matinee on Thursday night at 730 Eastern, twitch.tv slash Thur Matinee.
Yeah, second Thursday of every month.
Second Thursday of every month?
I will put a link in the show description.
Where'd you steal that music from?
It sounded like Queer Kid Stuff or something.
Yeah, it really did.
I know, I stole the Itchy and Scratchy title card
and the Queer Kid Stuff theme song.
So you brought this six second thing. That's just that music
Making all the accessories very good
The birthday girl Annie you still working with Dylan from somewhere
Yes, we just been kind of on a break waiting to pick up for the next episode
But you can catch all of our past episodes we have 15 on our channel you can find it on youtube.com slash at
w ITGS very good people will check that out of course card if I heard you're not
doing potato soup you're doing onion soup now no not onion soup it's a
hypocritical yes critical I think I'm critical. Hippo soup
I'll do something on Sunday. I don't know what yet. I'm trying to find myself again I see but patreon.com slash card of electric. All right, it's very good. Check out John stinks
John stinks
His show is so repetitive. I I didn't watch a lot of yesterday's episode, but I was watching a little bit
He had quad father on it's over three hours
Holy shit, it's too much. You know that was
You're not that interesting stop it with that
But point devil point
This Friday, that's right. We should probably open our gifts that we got in the PO box. And Kaylee's got another show too, right?
I do. Oh yeah. You want to? Yeah. I have other stuff that I want to plug.
All right. I actually was prepared with plugs for once.
And then you skipped right over me.
I thought you had enough plugs, but keep going. All right.
Do you have any more six second graphics?
I can pull one up. That's fine.
Yeah. You can also check me out once over with Kaylee on YouTube,
where I do movie reviews
I just released a review of the animal coming up soon is don't tell mom the babysitter said the original
And in addition to that on Friday night, I will be doing girls take over on BYB podcast. Oh
Exciting very cool. Yes, you said don't tell mom the babysitter's dad the original yes, there's a remake. That's coming out on Friday
Are you excited? No?
Definitely as I don't know very much about it the only person whose name I recognized was Nicole Richie is
playing Rose
Wives out and I believe award-winning actress Nicole Richie. Yeah, it's gonna be great. I'm sure weird
What's in the box?
This one is what I'm guessing is a book
I'm very bad at package opening. We've already established
So yeah, so people are sending us up who are these comms where you can find our PO box
We want to send us hot sauce or drugs or money or?
What is this cinema sewer volume five this looks amazing I?
Imagine it's a book about movies. Oh, yeah look torso art. Oh my god
I'm gonna read all of this and booby drawings very exciting. I
Don't know who sent this person. Just got struck. There's a Nazi on the front cover, so
Very cool do we have a sender?
That we do I'll look you so oh no it came directly from the company
So please let me know who sent yes, thank you very much. Thank you a lot. That's wonderful. You know
Andy keep public also likes guests, but no that's great
Is it a story about stuttering John suing all the movie theaters that didn't play his movie, baby?
What do we got?
This one has a note
It has Amazon
cute dick vinyl sticker waterproof vinyl stickers for a
Dick vinyl sticker waterproof vinyl stickers for a lead adult
Funny penis decal vinyl for water. Oh, yeah, and this one is from
tight box Tom
Wow, wow, okay, so there's a
Fast dick finger. Well. There's a dick head that I think you put on a straw right You're gonna go I so excited I don't know
are you going to a bachelorette party or something
no I just like to drink my stuff out of dicks
and little stickers
yay thank you so much
I love that we're just getting toys now
wow
yes very exciting stuff
you and Vito both
yeah why is this our thing I I love it. I'm really excited
Thank you guys. Thank you guys
Hey PC super fan. Where's my fucking tequila?
Manny Musket says women don't read not Mark says women can't read
Listen, it's the thought that counts people am I incorrect, but then you set up the PO box for drugs
It is true carl
that is correct kind of it'd be nice if every now and again although maybe it's
in the book I want to look through all the different pages wait is that a
felony he just admitted it guys please join us again next time it might be the episode we find out what's a for all who are these podcasts sleep well everybody
Okay, great show good job everybody great job everyone Annie do we have any new reviews you'd like to read for us
Yep, I got two for us excellent
The first one comes from super cool. Asashi. It's March 24th
2024 done with this show used to be fun, very repetitive nowadays with lots of forced laughter. That's gotta be a
one star review. Yeah, it is. All right. Very good. Thank you. Oh, you know, and you know,
you could review the show back when you liked it. That would also be acceptable. I've told
people that many times to give us five stars. This was like, I thought reviewing the show back when you liked it. That would also be acceptable. I've told people that many times to give us five stars. This was like, I thought reviewing the show until
I get annoyed with it. The second one comes from lost Laker. Oh six, April 6th, 2024 going
through the motions, same guest hosts, same segment and low effort compared to what it
used to be. No clue how people are. No clue. This bad grammar. No clue how people are no clue this bad grammar no clue how people pay for bonus episodes
That are just trivia rehashing topics that are already covered had to reread that one
Going to going to the scorch well is brutal hamburger figure it out
I'm gonna guess that that is also a one-star review, Annie
Yeah, it is. Oh my god, and you're doing a terrible job for us right now
Yeah, your only job is to find five-star reviews and read those for us
All right. Well, you know, I don't think you ever told me that no, I didn't I'm joking
We did get some we did get some voicemails coming in and Paco doesn't think this is a repetitive show.
He's still in.
Good.
What's up, Carl?
This is Paco.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm like three shots deep in tequila.
I'm not a drinker, so just fuck me up.
Anyway, I just want to point out, meditation point, Alex Jones, controlled opposition.
There's no way he can reach millions of minds unless he's controlled
You know I'm saying there's a lot of good information, but then he throws a big old turret in the punch bowl
You know saying I have peace motherfucker. You know, I'm saying shout out
You know I shout out to Alex Jones man for being a fucking bozo. Wow
I didn't realize the pocket went that deep he's going all the way to controlled opposition
Maybe he does
Well, I guess paco was up
Drinking and doing some drugs
What's up, car? This is paco. Hey, I apologize about those last two messages man
I'm busting off tequila coke and weed anyway, you know saying just don't play them dogs
You know saying I'm saying?
Shout out to motherfucking Tuky.
See you.
All right, later.
I don't know about Coca-Cola and tequila, sir.
I wouldn't mix those two things together.
Oh, is that what he said?
Yeah, he said tequila, coke, and weed.
Oh.
This is fantastic.
Everything is fantastic.
I'm a club foot, Carl. I don't go fast and I don't go very far. And people that hang
out with me will think you're gay. One of us, one of us, one of us one of us one of us all right very good
Hey, Carl. I got a podcast
Recommendation for you to review. It's called boar hammer. I don't know why it pops up in my
Recommended on Spotify. I pretty much only listen to you and dick so
Probably says more about you guys than me, but it is really bad. It's hilarious
I was I just listened to like the first five minutes of episode 99
You gotta check that one out check out their patreon and then also look up pillow talk
It's by one of their hosts and it only gets
$39 a month, but he he shout it out in the episode of Lori hammer. I listened to anyway
Yeah, I love your shit. Fuck you Carl. All right. Thank you boar hammer
Sounds interesting was it that I'll card if this one is for you
Okay, it's me hi you mommy let me call so I have a message for mr. Cardiff electric
And I don't like using cuffs words, but I'm all alone,
so fuck you, Cardiff!
I'm gonna face-fuck every one of those
silly little potato eyes on your skin,
you wretched piece of shit!
I'm gonna live forever, you fuckface!
Bye, Carl!
Oh, it takes shit to work!
Fuck you, Cardiff, again.
Kind of like Caillou a little better now. he stood up for himself that's fine was piece of shit
And I really liked watching a stuttering John do that song well
It didn't surprise me it really made sense that he's a clap on one and three guy and not a two and four guy
What a great musician
The biggest and so I could think of right there it's got you
Hey beautiful man, I'm at you know, you call
You know, I'm just vibing right now my car think about my you know, my money vibes and all these vibes
I'm gonna give off when I finally meet Lucy and just impress her with my hard work vibes my
Cool, Long Island guy vibes my you know my cool cheap vibes
You know everything you hate about Long Island by yeah, she's the vibe so yeah, I don't know vibes vibes
Yeah, well done manor Matt you got some moves right there
This is him again, but he's playing a different character this time. Hello, this is Dave from Dubai.
This is how I talk.
I was with that woman from Canada who tried to fleece me for all my money and a Birkin
bag in Dubai.
And I swear to Christ or whatever, if this woman calls me again and says the word vibe
I don't know. I might open hand strike her or or the words
by her bag. Oh
Oh my god, and she found my precious act bottle that lasted me ten years
45 seconds. Oh
I appreciate matter mats a bang by the 45 second rule
thank you very much for doing that carl the game show was a success looking for
so looking forward to the next one and now next up we need a redesign contest for that whack ass
logo you got headphones the garbage cans throw yourself in a fucking can bitch That's not a bad idea. We'll do a contest to get a new logo. Dookie just did a contest for
T-shirt design. Yeah for hackamania and
Still not sure who won. Yeah, I'm still not sure what's going on with that
I like the so long and thanks for all the shoes one. Yeah. Yeah, that was cool. That was good
Hey Carl, it's Mondays. So I just finished a new
episode and I'm not a John but not because of like the myriad of reasons
everyone else is pissed off about him. It's his fucking mandolin man song like
okay the mandolin is not funny it's not a funny bit but you could do something
with that like he calls you lady K call you Amanda Linda Amanda Lin yeah my son will never be a mandolin
these are all scum off these about my head and I'm fucking stupid all right
John they're not good but it's something god damn it fucking pissing me off also
John if you're listening this your kids the same age as me so I can say whatever
the fuck I want fuck you all right call me back. All right good advice though. I appreciate that
I don't know if he knows where he's going with the mandolin jokes. Oh
Sorry, I know we're past everything and you're trying to wrap up
But one thing that really pissed me off about John on Monday. Yeah, he was bitching about Vinnie
Who he's been calling moonhead for probably a year now. Yep on the day of the eclipse not one
Not one eclipse joke from that fucking idiot
It's almost like he's retarded
He got away for my son could have said something yeah, nothing nothing
Lucy type box. This is me from Flint, Michigan. Hey as a hot
Lucy type box this is me from Flint, Michigan. Hey as a hot
Youtuber do you look at that new video of Alisa Jordan on it's going viral and are like
Relationship goals I
Kind of want to know really bad
What do you think we didn't get your angle on it like maybe you should start doing IRL stream I was gonna say I can't wait. That's what our show is tomorrow It's just her punching me in the face
Yeah, I mean I'm watching that
Also before you move on also going back. I just realized the little penis cap thing is a toothpaste cap dispenser
And also there are two gift tags in here one just says from tight box Tom and the other one says decorate your workspace with
Your favorite things from tight box Terry
No, you have to take I don't know
Who's who but I like hold on a second this
Doesn't toothpaste come with a cap on it already so you can squeeze the toothpaste out of here. No shit
It has like threads. I'm really excited about it. Everything's better out of a penis Carl. Yeah, totally
Yeah, live stream you brush I can't get enough dicks in my body
Um, I the only drop I have for this is uh, and the show has reached a new low
All right guys, thanks so much for for being here. Everyone who's
watching the show live. We appreciate all of you. We'll see
you again on Saturday with Doug from good times. Great movies.
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Listen, shut up for a second. You
stupid fucking blabbermouth.
And my guest today, Andy. fucking blabbermouth cutunt. Okay, folks.
Guess what?
The episode's over.
I gotta go.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Welcome to Who Are These Podcasts?
White power.
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Okay, bye.
Arrrr. Happy birthday, Annie. Yeah. Happy birthday, Annie.
Yeah.
Happy birthday, Annie.
Thank you.
Now go get your shinebacks.
Happy birthday to you!