Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep510 - Spirituality Podcasts

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Starting point is 00:03:00 versus anti-q public and Lucy tight box and we flipped a coin before the show decided that Andy and Lucy are gonna start things off. What did you find for a spirituality podcast? Ding ding. Yes thank you. Mainly we found well not mainly we found this woman named Nikki Allen who kind of spreads it around with a couple of different podcasts. So I found one called Bedroom Guru, but the description under Nikki Allen's psychic medium profile reads, international TV psychic medium, number one bestselling author, podcaster, tutor, tarot reader reader and angel communicator resident medium on

Starting point is 00:03:46 angels sky TV with Gloria hunniford rated number one best podcast show in Great Britain after two podcasts well whatever the fuck that means third yeah but I gotta say because talking to angels is pretty impressive some other things you listed there Tutoring is not that impressive. I actually used to tutor when I was younger I've never taught you an angel my life while she teaches people how to read tarot cards I'm sure is what that means. What about magic the gathering because that's right. I don't believe Right so I covered her show called bedroomroom Guru. Lucy covered one called Soul

Starting point is 00:04:27 Space. And just to kick things off, in my clip one, Nikki isn't the only host of this show. Her dog Mia is also there to contribute to the discussion. Hello, my darlings, and welcome to another bedroom guru with me Nikki Allen If this moves a bit it's because Mia is right next to the iPad and every time I try and gently move her head Off of the pillow that this is resting on she puts it back on again. So you're gonna get beautiful vibrations Ruminating through this video of her snoring. I'm sure you'll miss it if it wasn't there No, probably not No one loves your dog as much as you do and that's just a general rule not just for her

Starting point is 00:05:12 Yes for everyone just so you know you could just change your setup You don't have to have a pillow that you're resting the things on I know the dog wants to get out and they I I put it on the chew toy this dog. He's fucking with that. I don't get it. What's going on while we're at it No kids Yeah, right, but I know pet owners like this I refuse to get a good night's sleep because they won't kick the dog off the fucking head Yeah, but this show would probably be better if the dog was producing it My balls are my asshole which one tastes better sound off in the chat

Starting point is 00:05:44 That's not my balls are my asshole which one tastes better sound off in the chat Fucking dog running the show over there alright, but Nikki has fibromyalgia Which is a whole other pile of shit? You know that I'm in pain, but I don't know why and I'm healing it with rocks And I don't know why it's working she had always wife Yeah, but she doesn't seem to leave the house So it's kind of hard to explain how to do a lot of these things when you don't have any help in clip 2 And Joe Ellis what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna get someone to film me Doing the cleaning so soon as I get someone in the house I'll get them to film me and I'll show you how to do it because holding it and doing it at the same time

Starting point is 00:06:23 It's not gonna happen Joe. So as soon as I get someone in to film me, I will do the cleansing, how to cleanse the house. Now, the thing is, is that everything that I talked to you about, I've naturally done for years and years and years and years. And so I don't think of the semantics or the basics of what to do. So Melinda's highlighted that brilliantly by saying, you know, what do you do with the crystals? Where do they go? How do you use them? Which is a very valid point. So what's this agoraphobic woman makes a friend by never leaving the house? The show is gonna get a lot better I just want to point out real quick because principle uncertainty is across the pond as they say yeah, and he knows

Starting point is 00:07:01 Gloria Hunnenford very well. Is that right apparently yes, and He's very excited about this apparently. She is a local media horror cow and a snobby nightmare She keeps good company principles and man So when I turn it over to Lucy and we'll check out the what was it soul? Yeah, well I mean as long as I I didn't even listen to any of the things that She just said in that last video because how can you pay attention Giggling to myself the entire time that's absolute insanity so we're gonna actually skip ahead in some of my clips we're gonna go to My clip six this is going to be when she's talking about meditation

Starting point is 00:07:42 with in i going to be when she's talking about meditation within, I don't even remember what the hell she's talking about. The episode is called, Do This to Improve Your Spiritual Development. So she'll be talking about meditation and how that is the way to the afterlife. The Bible, religion, it all says all wait until you're saved or repent and then you'll be able to sit. No, no, no, just literally meditate I promise you if you continue to meditate and your intent is to find out there's an afterlife. Oh, you'll find it You'll be there running around with your dog. That's just passed Throwing it, you know, it's bowl again. Wait till all dogs go to heaven. That's what I'm hearing All dogs go to heaven. That's what I'm hearing

Starting point is 00:08:30 It's a little interesting because we're actually gonna flash over to another episode that she did in clip 7 Because luckily for her she's not gonna have to wait until the afterlife for her to see her dog her dead dog Teddy okay, you know I just come upon me to do it now while Ted was out running around Just to Leo. it's behind me. Oh yeah, the dead dog's behind me. We can see him, for sure. He's there. I get it.

Starting point is 00:08:51 I hate how people like this who are into spirituality and afterlife shit, they're just so smarmy about it. She like looks up at the camera after she's done telling us how her dead dog is behind her. No, it fucking isn't. Also, are her eyebrows annoying me or her hair color which is it could be both her sharpie eyebrows Those are sharpie eyebrows right there I've seen more realistic eyebrows on a potato

Starting point is 00:09:20 So unsurprisingly Nikki likes a whole bunch of like the frou frou shit. So we're going to go back into the park and she is going to explain to us in clip one why we need to raise our vibrations. If you are muddled with other thought processes, you're like, right, I've got to quickly do this for I put the kids up and do their lunches. Okay, I really would like this. Okay, I've done it. Right. It's not the way forward. You've got to raise your vibration and be consciously aware of

Starting point is 00:09:48 changing your frequency to the alpha brainwaves state where they all reside. None of those words made any sense. No, no, that makes any sense. But also the way she's drawing her eyebrows out of that, I apologize. Please focus on them. The reason why she's doing this is because she's trying to change the trajectory of the eyebrow. It's not fooling me. I see where the real eyebrow is going to this because she's trying to change the trajectory of the eyebrow. It's not fooling me I see where the real eyebrow is gonna be she's trying to draw up these fucking cloud

Starting point is 00:10:09 Eyebrows are like oh my eyebrows are way up here because I'm so glad like no no no no I'm not buying that for a second So wait do you think that the intent is for the her to look angrier or happier or more enlightened? I think what's a draw attention away from her face to draw attention away from her face. Yeah right, just to stare at those eyebrows maybe. She's giving you the Dwayne Johnson. So in clip two, when we raise our vibrations, which again is a nonsense term, what can we expect? It turns out that we can expect

Starting point is 00:10:35 an incomprehensible stream of consciousness. And by getting in that meditation zone, you literally will raise your vibrations and that's when the signs and the synchronicity occur and it and it opens that channel up for you to connect with the divine whether it be your spirit guides and sometimes it's not even dramatic you know it's not they'll stand in front of you with the stuff and go i'm here now i just got none of you what to do with the ring they'll show not pause oh my god iam a clear in the actor and just saw that made

Starting point is 00:11:10 Moving back into the normal subject matter. I was on and oh she sucks I'll be honest with you I included that for a little bit of self-indulgence because at least she's worse at impressions than I am Yes, so who is she helping because I'm not even mad at her I'm mad at people who watch this and think that they're getting something. Well, that's my take. No, never mind. I'm mad at her I'm mad at people who watch this and think that they're getting something well. That's my take No, never mind. I'm mad at her. Yeah, well you should be mad at her too because mainly she's helping Desperate people that are afflicted with things that they can't figure out how to treat so she's selling loneliness Yeah, well we'll get to that, but I had a feeling in my clip I've been doing this a while now in my clip for

Starting point is 00:11:46 The dog finally settles the fuck down long enough for us to learn that this crystal treatment that she's taught She's in my video. She's teaching people how to use crystals Okay, so the dog quiets down long enough for us to realize that it's a metric ton of horseshit Visualize myself laying down with the crystal in my hand and say I've got the green adventuring, right? So I lay down and I place it on my heart chakra like so and then as I take it off I imagine in my head which isn't imagination if you're actually sending an Intention up and invocation up to an archangel who will see and connect with his intention And the vibration of that angel will come in trust Trust me, I know it sounds far fetched,

Starting point is 00:12:26 but it's bloody true, okay? So you know, we have Wi-Fi, we have VR, we have all sorts of stuff and we accept that work. So I can't accept that angel frequency will come in if we like tune into it. You know what I mean? But first, just come past the window. How spiritual is that?

Starting point is 00:12:41 So- Can I explain it to her? Yeah. Real quick. Sure. Because you can reverse engineer these things. There's people who know how to build them. Which is that? Sight. Can I explain it to her? Yeah. Real quick. Sure. Because you can reverse engineer these things. There's people who know how to build them.

Starting point is 00:12:48 There's processors and chips and things that they put into it and flat screens and LED technology that makes these things happen. Just like, yeah, you think that's crazy. What about VR headsets? Like, well, no, I mean, we've actually been progressing over time to the point where now we have a computer on our faces. No, no, no, Carl. It's not imagination. It's the same as angels and Wi-Fi and if you hold a rock close enough to baby Jesus then it's gonna cure your schizophrenia.

Starting point is 00:13:13 What don't you get about this? I like that she used a word and then like went oh should I say that? I'm playing make-believe. I mean real stuff. I'm playing real stuff. I thought she pulls it open. She's like a butterfly just flew by Okay, I've put the rock on my chest I've prayed to the patron saint of Snake oil what do I do next in clip five? Okay, and then all I do is I then say in my mind or even out loud I say do is I then say in my mind or even out loud I say please all the properties that the Aventurine brings bring to my body now okay and I also listen to me snoring right so please bring all the properties of green Aventur into me now, or however you want

Starting point is 00:14:06 to word it. And then I'll also say, okay Angel Raphael, I please ask that you bring your healing energy through this stone and allow me to feel blah, blah, blah. So if you want a specific thing like psoriasis for instance, right, because that was something that was brought up by Melinda I think as well. So I'd say then what I would do is, is I'd visualize the spots that were the worst part of the psoriasis.

Starting point is 00:14:29 So I had it up my legs, right? Then I'd visualize where the psoriasis is on my legs and I'd visualize it, you know, exploding even more with green color. But like it's lighting up, like this crystal is magic and it's lighting up around that area. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy i hate this fucking show why did that come on so long what's going on

Starting point is 00:14:52 well because she was first she was the end was talking about magic right and the beginning was talking about archangel rafael so i needed i wanted to have both of those got it i needed the clip book ended with those two things of horse shit I see but I kind of so you're not buying it well I prefer Archangel Michelangelo because he's a party dude and has crystal numchucks let's go back over to Kaylee's package you see what she's got going on all right well in my clip three we're back out in the park and she is using nature, the environment,

Starting point is 00:15:26 to help her connect with her spirituality. She thinks that it's very important that you do this as well. And so for audio listeners, I just want you to know that she is sitting on a park bench with a ton of kids playing soccer behind her. Better if you have headphones on or just, you know, have it really loud somewhere. Make sure nobody's going to disturb you. Just listen to the water. Just take in the environment that I'm in.

Starting point is 00:15:50 It's at the top of a waterfall. Listen to the water. Yellow card! You tackled me! You didn't get any ball! So she's claiming that she is currently sitting at the top of a waterfall. I don't know if she's forgotten that she has video but at the end of this entire episode She does put in the video of the waterfall which is my clip for

Starting point is 00:16:11 and you can clearly see that it is nowhere near a soccer field and Also that it's the smallest waterfall in the entire fucking world. Yeah, there's a water falling There is water falling, but it's a rinky-dink little waterfall by the way I'd rather just watch this for an hour. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like my spirituality would be Yeah, but what's your frequency increase it asshole Fucking frequency, that's all I'll come over there There's a guy, Wes Watson that I learned about when I did the Matthew Cox show. We were down in Florida. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:16:50 That's available now on the Matthew Cox YouTube channel on my interview with him. And he really wants me to inspect this guy a little bit because the guy like did some time in prison and now he gets all these cocks to let him boss them around and train them. And he has to tell them they all suck and they're all maggots and shit like that. Like for some reason, people spend a lot of money.

Starting point is 00:17:12 Like they need their daddy back in their lives. Maybe their dad passed away or ran off with another family. So I need a new guy to tell them they suck at everything and they're fucking losers. That's what I wanted to do, but in spirituality. I want to do but in spirituality You're not spiritual at all I would get have a ton of viewers but spiritual boot camp. Yeah, the people who are into it are into it though You know, it's like the creeper

Starting point is 00:17:40 That's not for everyone So back into the soul space podcast we're're going to be checking out my clip eight, which is her in her episode 14, which is meditation made easy. So this is supposed to be helping us meditate. And she's going to start out by admitting that she does not know a lot about the different dimensional states of meditation. But on the plus side, she is going to break it down for us.

Starting point is 00:18:06 You literally live on a frequency, which I say so much about, we all do as humans, on the earth plane, we have this big meat suit around us. And as you know, if you know me, I use the analogy, if you go into the sea and you want to go scuba diving, you have to wear the kit. And we are wearing The kit by wearing this meat suit fucking meat suit. I literally cannot get over anything That's the most comprehensible thing that she says it's not very spiritual to call it meats. No, right? Well, maybe it is. I don't know. I'm not this world. I feel like if I'm meditating and somebody's like, alright relax your meat suit Yeah, I am not He's like, all right, relax your meat suit. I am not

Starting point is 00:18:47 His flaps So she does love the shitty analogy So in clip 9 she is going to start out with talking about human soup. She would see So what happens is is that we are in this like human soup on the earth playing We are in this like human soup on the earth plane. Now the celestial realms, the crystal palace, the spirit world, whatever you wanna refer to it as, is as light as anything. It is light. So just imagine it as a cloud floating past, okay?

Starting point is 00:19:15 Wait, is it light like weight wise or light like bright? She references it being both actually. I cut out a lot of crap here. I cut out probably about 10 minutes. That's very confusing right there to say that. Well, it's light like a cloud. That doesn't clear things up. It doesn't clear things up at all. Whatever you want to refer to it as is as light as anything. It is light.

Starting point is 00:19:38 So just imagine it as a cloud floating past, okay? And we are the dense soil if you like of the earth so what happens is we need to meet in the middle which is pretty tough and it's you gotta get a cloud meeting with soil it's actually pretty common where you live I would imagine what the fuck you talking about like God could you imagine if there were clouds touching the ground? Drove through it a few times it sucks All right back over to the bedroom In clip six, maybe you don't have psoriasis or fibromyalgia Carl

Starting point is 00:20:17 Maybe you have depression or a trick knee then what? So for instance say if you want something for depression, say that you're grieving or something like that, okay? And so you've got the amethyst. I know it's third eye, so obviously amethyst can go on third eye, but then I'd have it near my head area, okay? So that it's literally going, and imagine it then going through my mind bringing me pleasant thoughts for instance you've got a bad elbow you know and using a crystal for pain then put it next to your elbow do you know what i mean so first of all go with the chakra opening that it aligns with and if i haven't covered that crystal, either ask me to or Google it, okay? And you will find it eventually.

Starting point is 00:21:07 What chakra it works with. Or just literally place it near where you want it to go. I Googled it and said, did you mean I'm lonely and need friends? Yeah. So that's when you're laying down, concentrating on the energy of the crystal, perhaps aligning it with an archangel, all right?

Starting point is 00:21:23 Yeah, all right. Well, maybe we can get Mike some crystal glasses and he can ask archangel Raphael if he'll shoot some magic Beams into his eyes. I didn't think about that. You're talking about a third eye, right buddy Mike doesn't even have two All the eyes over there the fuck save some for the rest of us over here Alright, we've learned a lot about crystals, but that's not all that you get to learn about when you tune into the Bedroom Guru podcast in clip seven. Both need to still be used. I felt they still needed to be used. Whereas others, and that's Teddy washing me up. Oh, you're washing her ears, Teddy. It's the dead dog. It's ruining my video. It's a good little Oh, you're watching a really good video

Starting point is 00:22:09 Now you can hear licking I've got everything on this video snoring licking you name it. I've got it. It's not Bopin just that educational information Here, I love that. She has she's the first person ever owned a dog. Can you believe this look how cute this is? I know Familiar. All right. I got one more. Nikki is almost too excited about these crystals She starts pulling them out and showing them to you. Excellent. Baby. This is so sexy Oh, baby, look at that three inputs. That's a real thick thing. I get look at that That's a real thick thick agate. Look at that. I'll do agate next most probably. I've got it everywhere, slices of it everywhere.

Starting point is 00:22:51 I could eat it just like a nice juicy burger. That's a good idea. So have it in your bra or in your pocket? Preferably in my pocket. Just one well, I've got one in my pocket you can't even tell that I have erectile dysfunction Thanks That a crystal or you know what to make it awkward All right, I got anything left. I think that that's a great place for us to leave off this Nikki Allen is Garbage she I did not get spiritually enlightened. I feel dumber in fact, but I did really like the dog snoring Oh, you enjoyed that. I mean Like he was reacting to her

Starting point is 00:23:37 What everybody does when they watch your videos Alright producer Chris and I teamed up and you know, we saw the category spirituality and we go, you know We've actually covered some spirituality podcasts on this show before and why not go with the tried-and-true Formula when you find something you like you want to go back to it It's why the subscribe button exists in my opinion. So I want something you subscribe to I want to introduce you I want to introduce you to episode number two pure Jedi land yes

Starting point is 00:24:12 Yes, it's your host right here Frenchy, Hana yes Frenchy, Hana you can call me Frenchy You can call me Hana or you can call me Frenchy, Hana You can call me Frenchy you can call me Hannah or you can call me Frenchy, Hannah Like yes, whatever sticks more to you can't amazing that didn't last What a great bit when I was looking for that video I didn't realize that Natty light had a commercial in like the 70s. Oh wow with this guy the guy goes I'll have an anhyzer bush natural light is like, you know, you can just call it a natural

Starting point is 00:25:01 I think you can call me and tell me broke like, you know, you can just call it a natural way. He's like, and you can call me, call me broke. You can call me loser. No, this is ridiculous. Anyway, that's not the point. The point is Fred Gihana. Fred Gihana is here to enlighten us and before I play any of the clips and Chris has some clips too for us, um I wanna break down. Now, this is going back to the Kiki podcast. I'm gonna go back and forth a little bit because she only has two episodes of Pure pure genuine. We already covered one of them on

Starting point is 00:25:28 the show. So, going back to the Kiki podcast, which is also about spirituality. I'm going to play an example of that where she's talking to her guest about that very subject. How they say they're spiritual because they like to like go out and be out in nature in some way but they won't be talking about by zodiac signs and spiritual yeah that's what I'm saying they like to go out and do stuff with that for their spiritual side but they're not gonna talk about zodiac signs not gonna talk about the new moons and stuff like that

Starting point is 00:26:00 I mean I think that just for everybody we have to realize like what heals us. Yes. And so there are a million different things that heal me. I don't necessarily see zodiac signs as like my spiritual reference. Like zodiac signs to me are just for fun. Like spirituality for me is about inner peace and growth and authenticity, you know But I guess spirituality means different things to different people because for some people Spirituality means pleasing god and it's like okay, dude I mean, you know what? Well religion is spiritual that you really think about it I mean, you know what? Well religion is spiritual as you really think about it Very deep right there. So she thinks the spirituality is just zodiac sign She's like I've met some women who don't even care about their zodiac sign and their guys are just like, okay

Starting point is 00:26:54 Well, there's other things involved with spirituality and just so you know, I don't think so. Yeah, not just horoscopes Yeah No I guess there's more to it than that which was crazy that she doesn't show about spirituality and has no idea what it is I just have one more clip from this particular episode Because Frenchy Hanna or as I call her Frenchy. She's allowed me to do that Cannot communicate she has no and I've pointed out when we did the show before that she's probably dumb But I think there's more to it than that. You just got, they just don't like, sing like, to understand like, what their lifestyle

Starting point is 00:27:32 is like from then to now and it's just like, yeah, it's just not, it's like, respectfully, like. I blame, honestly, I blame the women. I really think that the reason why men date women the way that they do is because of the way that women present themselves. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I was talking about. Yeah. She made zero points and then once she was talking about it, she just kind of trailed off and was like, anyway, so what I think is going on, she's like, she made zero points. And then once you talk about, just kind of trailed off. It was like, anyway, so what I think is going on, she's like, yeah, that's what I'm saying. We use the phrase, you take forever to say nothing before.

Starting point is 00:28:14 It has never been more literal in this case. Yeah, why would she put herself through this? Why does she host a podcast? She's terrible at talking. She made me the worst I've ever seen. And now she doesn't have guests. Yeah, I know. Now she's doing it solo, which is a lot of fun.

Starting point is 00:28:26 What did you pick up on from Pure Genuine? Producer Chris. Alright, well, let's get to the opening of it. Strap in everybody. She is going to try to read her own description of the show, which I will read to you. It's pretty evergreen, but straightforward. Welcome to Pure Genuine, where we dive into an authentic viewing experience like never before. We're all about genuine

Starting point is 00:28:50 connections and authentic discussions. Join us each episode as we dive deep into topics, sharing honest insights, real stories, and meaningful conversations. And it goes on like that. Sure. This is how the opening really starts. Welcome to Peer Genuine, where we dive into authentic experience like never before. Yes. A little different from what I read. That's exactly what she was trying to say. And so I think she just kind of tapped out on it. And she will claim, and I don't want to get ahead of us but she will claim

Starting point is 00:29:26 to not be on drugs uh repeatedly and to be sober although she uses this disclaimer which i'm going to start using i am 100 clean and sober right now right now right now yeah yeah i'm still hungover right now yeah i'm still hungover right but your mom wasn't for nine months when you were in yikes so you got clips from the first half of yeah episode two so let's get into it what are we talking about it's episode two of pure genuine and look it for the people out there voting on this we'll have a poll up on our patreon. Are we gonna mention spirituality again? Probably not But I just really want to talk about front you on this. So let's get into it the Andy method I see you guys I want to talk about how in today in the 2020s Yes, this new era we are in today We are in this time that we are in right now as you see today

Starting point is 00:30:25 Just look around look around look at the corners look outside the four corners. We are in the Gen Z Era right now and let me tell you what I like about it And I will tell you what I don't like about it as well Because I am I am a millennial. Yes, my era was the 2010s. A little bit of, yeah, 2010s was my era. Okay. Yes, 2010s. Wait, what was that? And I would say And I would say anywhere from 2006 in 2010 was my era. Yes. In summation, she's incredible, isn't she?

Starting point is 00:31:18 All right. So what she's talking about here is fashion and apparently colored jeans. You guys familiar with this again? Okay, I'm gonna say starting in 2009 then 2010 and then like the beginning but mid the beginning of 2011 but mid 2011 it started to like end it just died off it's like no that's not a thing throw those in the trash with the wool and don't get it wrong color jeans nice. It just depends on what kind. So yeah, so it just depends on what kind. You got to be real particular about the color. But, and then, you know, it was just blue, skinny jeans,

Starting point is 00:32:20 skinny jeans, denim, skinny jeans, skinny jeans, skinny jeans. Like I'm learning, but I'm not learning what I want to know. Which color, color jeans can I wear? She never tells me. Skinny color. She never does tell me. You got to be very specific about which color you wear. Yeah, blue.

Starting point is 00:32:39 I don't think that counts though, does it? No, that's not a colored jean. I don't think so. But then she explains why people stopped wearing colored jeans. What happened to these people? And then you got some people like, oh, what the heck? Why are you wearing that? It's not cool.

Starting point is 00:32:57 It make you gay. And stuff like that. Yeah, stuff like that, you know. Yeah? Stuff like that? What other stuff do people say? Well, at least she explained something finally. Yeah, I know. That's my favorite thing.

Starting point is 00:33:11 Even Andy's enjoying that. Color jeans make you gay. Well, it wasn't good at Sock and Deck, but I put these on, so here we go. Hello! Stuff like that. All right, but what I need to know, though, is whatever. Color jeans are out. They're gay. I what happens. Stuff like that. All right, but what I need to know though is whatever, colored jeans are out, they're gay, I get it. What are people wearing in 2024?

Starting point is 00:33:32 Give me a fashion update. And she does finally. Still a little confused about this. But I seen the new look coming in. And then that's when everybody was like, dang, everybody's just wearing was like dang. Everybody's wearing black nice You know everybody black like like the black like like if it's like

Starting point is 00:33:56 Marvel black or if it's like My action black, you know like things like that, you know, like things like that, you know. What? Marvel Black and Action Black? Action Black? Like, like, Wesley Snipes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've heard this three times and it still cracks me up.

Starting point is 00:34:19 What is she talking about? I thought I was the idiot. I'm Googling what's Marvel Black? It's not a thing. I never know but she is so mellow. That's the only page out of her book I want to take home. What's crazy too is that she has no idea what she's talking about. She's gonna beat herself over and over again. And never, while there are edits in this, I should mention, she does cut things. Because never, you'd think she'd be like, what am I doing?

Starting point is 00:34:41 Yeah. You know? It doesn't be like first off, be like, oh like I'm over my head. This was like when Bart's looking the subway train pull Yeah, I'm glad you brought up the edits they're very strange and they're only a like less than a second apart What could have possibly happened in that time? Like probably nodding off I don't know. She's so crazy. off. I was going to say, she doesn't seem to edit out a lot of crazy shit. That's true.

Starting point is 00:35:07 Alright, so what else happens in this episode aside from learning about jeans and skinny jeans and colored jeans? Alright, she responds to comments online in a particular style that may seem familiar to us. My PC-1 one please. Here, Jin, you win. Like you can go ahead and say what you want to say. You say YouTube do better. Anybody can do anything. Like you saying on with me. Like I am fine. I go to the gym. I eat healthy. I see a nutritionist. I meditate. Like what are you talking about? Take vitamins. Oh my God. So if you need to be told why people think you're on drugs So stupid you have to be it's impossible not to think of stuttering John. Yeah listing all the reasons you're crazy Are you general observation with me?

Starting point is 00:36:18 Just seems like you're probably on drugs. That's all And let's go to another Response to a comment online with PC to please I can't help but feel a little bit responsible for some of these comments coming in Yeah, I mean your names on some Y'all are crazy. Like what is like these things are crazy How high are you in this video? like I am not high you probably see my eyes because I'm black in Japanese I'm after I'm African American and Japanese like what are you talking about?

Starting point is 00:36:55 I have chinky eyes, but by genetics Genetics are responsible for everyone thinking she's high. Right, yeah of course. I'm not gonna use the word that she just used, but yeah her eyes do look like. Maybe she's a little out of it. Well it's a good answer. Listen, that's an acceptable excuse right there, I'm not gonna knock it. That explains the eyes, but not the speech pattern. I tried that one as a teenager with the principal it didn't work out You're not black brappities we've talked to both of your parents Let's just do one more reaction video. Okay three, please

Starting point is 00:37:38 Numbers will go up and I'll be greater than you Okay, and you do sit there say and say oh I don't want that I don't I don't need that this and that well stay in a miserable place go ahead because with me I'm doing what I love to do and I get up every single morning and do the things I love to do. Okay? Okay. Got that? Got that?

Starting point is 00:38:09 Yes. Okay. So you guys are not trying to Ben Beasle me down or trying to say I'm on drugs. Cause I couldn't help it. Ben Beasle. Listen, I, I get it. I also get up every afternoon and love what I do for a living. So I totally understand this. What do you think she does for a living though? What kind of job could

Starting point is 00:38:30 she possibly have? She seems to have, she talks about her outfits a lot, her wardrobe and all the clothes she has. It's a nice little spaces she has here. Suicide prevention hotline. Ah, yes. It's gotta be it. You have so much to live for. Hey guys. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, she did make it to my board with this. Y'all are crazy. That'll be coming up a lot. Perfect. I got a bit of a package to open after you, so I'll play us out. Okay. Well, I got a weird one. Go ahead. Okay. So she did an episode, episode five of the Kiki podcast. She brings

Starting point is 00:39:08 on kind of an interesting guest and for whatever reason, they leave in the first eight minutes of them just setting up before the show starts. So this is how this all starts off. That's going... Colored jeans! I thought it was a bean bag. You're both right. That's going... okay. And I'm going to click record.

Starting point is 00:39:39 This is good because this has 41 hours of auto recording. That's a long time. Yeah. 41 hours. I said it's 40 hours and 58 minutes too long for this show. It's a lot more than you possibly need. She looks at her guests like they're a child. 41 hours. That's a long time. Do you know how many days that is? Because I don't. So then she sits down and her guests, which I probably should say to people who are listening to do that because I was trying to figure that out too i thought all was revealed

Starting point is 00:40:32 but uh the bearded lady doesn't like the light situation that's hitting him why are they on i cannot see myself so we ain't using that light for a straight head light she's doing the fucking It's a moving fast. I forgot to turn it on Yeah, you're not a drugs no definitely not stumbling all over the place Yeah, I have my apologies I'm just moving fast Yeah, I won't there's you can I just move it you know the fuck down Yeah, I love that she's not just moving too slow the fuck down Sloth like movements. Okay, if you say so So this is the kind of behind-the-scenes stuff that we love when you think about blooper reels I think about the end of one too many. Yeah, so funny like he forgets his line. Whoa These are probably the dumbest people I've ever heard here.

Starting point is 00:41:27 You got it? All right, you want me to fix it for you? All right, that's good. I know I'm gonna be turning this way a little bit, I just wanna make sure that you can hear me if I even turn this way. Can you tell me if you hear me, yo? Can you hear me if I turn this way?

Starting point is 00:41:43 It's hard. I can hear you perfectly. Perfect. I turn this way it's hard I can hear perfectly perfect I want this to go over my hair I don't want to push my hair I know that's what I was trying to see amen okay this is my first time wearing these headphones oh they got like straight hair I only had them with braids out first when I got through so I think yeah take it down but that's what I was trying to you got to part a little bit of your hair. Help me. Like, just part this much. She doesn't understand the instructions.

Starting point is 00:42:07 Part your hair where the speaker is. So where? Now watch this. And then move the hair out, so that way. Can you help me on this side? So how do I do it on the other side? She needs help on the other side. She didn't learn how to do it herself just now.

Starting point is 00:42:21 She's like, okay, don't do this here. I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Oh, you had to move your hair out of the way and then put the headphones on your head. This is not difficult stuff. So they're both learning a lot about they are both learning a lot. Okay, so now we're finally going to start the show. She's going to get right into she's gonna introduce the show we're gonna get moving. Now, here's what I did. I edited this because this

Starting point is 00:42:42 goes out and out and out and out and on on so I sped it up five X speed and then I slowed it back down when it got interesting again. Okay, here I go. Here we go. Welcome to the key. You ready? Ready?

Starting point is 00:43:01 All right. Take one. I don't have the thing. No, I don't got it. I don't got it. I thought we were starting the show. So this is all my edit just trying to show show you how long this goes on for rambling conversation Bullshit After leaving all of this in all this nonsense or hair stylist has a podcast

Starting point is 00:43:43 She's talking about how to get the audio up on Spotify and I want to do an audio podcast and I was like oh yes but if I it's hard to use they have no idea what the fuck they're talking about it was out of that was this accidentally published no well I don't know yeah I don't know what's going on because it's a talk about how they edit this stuff and all that so this is great this is again before the show even starts. There's still this having this random conversation. This is still the beginning? Yeah, this is still the beginning. I don't know who

Starting point is 00:44:09 would sit through any of this but what our guest Rio, oh my god, I haven't introduced Rio yet. Rio turns out to be the first non-binary person to ever be on the Kiki podcast and he is very excited about that and of course our friend Frenchie has to let this person know that it's not that exciting don't get too excited about that so wait am I making history on the Kiki podcast right now you are making herstory as I like to say. Herstory, okay, of being the first non-binary person on here. Eeeeee!

Starting point is 00:44:54 Yes! But it's only, it's still the beginning still. But you are the first. I feel under-wet. I was supposed to be another person, but... the person said they couldn't make it. Wait a minute! So are you telling me that I am the

Starting point is 00:45:12 replacement person? I'm not even the first choice? No, you're not! Yeah, the sword swallower couldn't make it. I'm going after what people's schedules are. You know what? We ain't gonna get into it. That's funny. That's hilarious.

Starting point is 00:45:29 Like, Fred, you just leave all this information out. You don't have to tell this person. Don't talk, stop saying words. Oh, excited about this. You shouldn't be excited about this at all. All right, so finally the show starts. We get to learn more about who Rio is. Now you guys have heard of a triple threat

Starting point is 00:45:43 when it comes to entertainment? Yes. Wow. Rio says three three that's all you got which is amazing and i also am a full-time entertainer so i host i perform i sing live i can lip sync down i can dance i can entertain and i can down lip sync down and i can keep your party rolling and raving. I am the life of the party. What I just heard, because she says she's a host and she performs, she sings live and she lip syncs and she dances. She's the life of the party. I don't think she has any talent at all.

Starting point is 00:46:16 I can sing and I can also lip sync. All things I can do from the couch. I can dance and I can also not dance. People think I'm more of a not dance actually. I can do from the couch. I can dance and I can also uh not dance. Yes. Yeah. People feel more not dance actually. But then she goes out and say she's an educator on gender and

Starting point is 00:46:34 sexuality and she's got all of the stuff that she does across the country educating people and so now this is funny because Frenchy who when I first saw Frenchy I wasn't sure if this was a trans woman or not you remember we had that debate with EDR I think yeah was on the show and everyone's like well no it's a woman I'm still not sure well I think this is probably gonna settle it for me because

Starting point is 00:46:57 Frenchie's trying to say yes Rio does all this crazy stuff all the links are below check it out and then Frenchie does the thing that we all do where they go, oh shit, did I just say the wrong thing to my non-binary friend? This is gonna piss them off and offend them. So I'll have all of Rio's link in the bio down below. Yes, so you guys can click the link and get straight to Realist content. Yes. Oh

Starting point is 00:47:27 They're using it correctly, right? Yeah there Lanes For to Their content, I think I have a new word for this. That's the pronoun panic Their content I think I have a new word for this. That's the pronoun panic Am I the first one to coin this phrase? Front you just had the pronoun panic so you can get theirs. Oh shit. Yeah, it's there is that's the pronoun shuffle Well, I gotta get a new shirt because blacks no longer in style

Starting point is 00:47:59 Alright, so I'm very excited about this because I was like, oh there's links So I'm very excited about this because I was like, oh, there's links in the description. I want to see what Rio's up to. And yes, Rio has a tick tock. Story time. So I was out and about minding the business that pays me when a man stopped me today. And he said, are you a boy or girl? To which I replied, absolutely. And then he stopped and he pondered for a second and then he asked, he said, no, I

Starting point is 00:48:22 meant, are you a boy or girl? And I said, sure. And then he stopped and he said, no, I mean, are you a boy or girl? And I said, sure. And then he stopped and he said, are you not understanding my question? And I said, absolutely. Good day. That didn't happen. That's like a woke dad, Daniel Alexander. Love a little shit of just making up a conversation.

Starting point is 00:48:39 Yeah, it's always what I should have said. And I got over it and then that guy was like, oh, you're the best not binary. Remember that? I'm like, fuck yeah. What I should have said I got over and then that guy was a goal. You're the best not binary So I'm super stoked about this because I'm gonna introduce this to Mike Geary tomorrow on WTS This is I think a new character Rio on here And I love the fact that even someone would walk up to someone with a full beard and go are you a guy or girl? She's not Italian. So what do you think? Pretty easy. Here's one more tick tock Are you a guy or girl? Yeah, she's not italian. So what do you think? Yeah, it's pretty easy Here's one more tick tock. I don't know head over to you chris. I'm just having too much fun. It's fine with this

Starting point is 00:49:12 See, I was about to go to bed, but then I've seen this comment Honey I will shave my beard when people stop thinking that you're a man without one That's what she has pinned. It's wonderful. I do kind of wish that Rio would give Nikki Allen, who Andy and I looked at this week, some eyebrow lessons though. Yeah, right. Yeah, the makeup's on point. It's beautiful.

Starting point is 00:49:38 Yes, for sure. Which is the one thing you should be good at if you're trying to be a woman and have a full beard. You've been pretty fucking good at makeup. Yes, you know like Vinny Paulino was almost pulling it off I got a semi when I saw that but All right producer Chris you gonna top that should I have warned you? Non-binary chick with a beard But Frenchie's really excited about this segment that she does that will close out, episode two of Pure Genuine.

Starting point is 00:50:11 So let's go right to PC4. You guys, what I have right here beside me right here is something special. It's something very, very very very very very special how it's fun i think she forgot what she was doing off the market for a long time but i got my hands on them and i got two of them so let me show you guys what I have right here. Pink Stanley Cup. Yes. Hot sauce.

Starting point is 00:50:51 What? You guys, I have Sriracha. Okay, why am I playing this? Let me tell you. Why is she showing off her Sriracha hot sauce? Two bottles also. She can barely handle them. Uh, this go, I'm sparing you 10 more minutes of talk about sriracha, but it's not about sriracha because she gives no information about why she's

Starting point is 00:51:17 excited about it, what she likes about it, what it tastes like, what the company's name is. Just that she found it. I guess what's going on? I haven't seen this yet. Okay. Is she gonna start her own spin-off of Hot Ones, where she brings guests out and forces them to shovel down hot sauce down their face?

Starting point is 00:51:33 Yeah, they just drink hot sauce. Yeah, that'd be fun. I'd watch that. I'd watch that. I would too. Yeah, all of a sudden she's forming sentences better than anyone else on the show. It's like, I like this.

Starting point is 00:51:42 So it goes on for a while and it's just the history, and we heard before how she gets caught up on years, 2010, so she went through the whole history of the market crash of Sriracha and how for a time they, you could find them on Amazon for 80 bucks a bottle, but I'll spare you all. Okay. Let's go to my number five, because this is just funny. My gosh. And then a year went on and then they're starting to be harder to find. And then it started getting even more harder.

Starting point is 00:52:15 And then I started seeing it come around in 2022 of like fall. I seen it again. I just love that they cut to that empty chair except now there's just a little SD card sitting It's almost like having a guy that was a peace day Maybe they did have a guest And let's just bang through this we're going to close things out with PC6 there. Here, and yeah. Dude, it's like show and tell. She's literally just like, so on today's show, I grabbed French's mustard. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:55 It's red. I put this on hot dogs. It's in a bottle. Frenchy, you brought Frenchy. I put this in. That's our thing. It looks like she's wondering why she bought it the first time she saw it.

Starting point is 00:53:04 Did I buy this? She's's what I was thinking. It looks like she's wondering why she bought it at the first place. She's like, did I buy this? She's having a spiritual experience with it. She's like, my dad's Japanese. Oh, this isn't Japanese at all. What the fuck? Well, guys, wait for it. I'm excited that I got these Srirachas. So yeah, you guys, go get them before they're gone.

Starting point is 00:53:21 They're selling ultra fast. Yes. So you guys, thank you for tuning in into this Podcast. Yes, period genuine is more than just a podcast. Period genuine is more than just a podcast. Yes. Thank you. See you guys next time. Bye. And that's how the show ends. Wow. Yeah. That's insane. Yeah. That's literally insane. Yes. So how is it more than just a podcast? Any thoughts on that? Well, if she says it twice, she doesn't have to explain that. Oh, okay. That makes sense. It's more of a slogan. Very good.

Starting point is 00:54:05 She's also selling small portions of sriracha on the side. You can order it from her. Maybe that's what she does for a living. All right. So does that wrap up our presentation of Spirituality Podcasts? I believe so. I hope everybody learned something today. I know I didn't.

Starting point is 00:54:22 I thought it would be such a slam dunk of a category, just full of self-important retards, which of course it was, but they're all BoarFests. All of them. It's impossible to listen to anything. Any one sentence that anybody who does a spirituality podcast, any one sentence is incomprehensible. Yeah, it's Hokem. Yeah. All right. We got a little visual.

Starting point is 00:54:43 Cringe of the week. Cringe of the week. Oh yeah. This one coming from Andy. All right, we got a little visual Yeah, this one coming from Andy before you pull that up I just wanted to mention that Call her daddy had Jojo Siwa on and I've saw this coming from like five to ten years away because she used to do the whole Dumb shit where she has the oversized bow in her hair and she's just teaching people how to shuffle. And I'm just wondering how long can she keep up this gimmick? You're not gonna be somebody in your 30s wearing a giant bow and dancing around

Starting point is 00:55:18 like Ellen DeGeneres. So you knew that she was gonna have to pivot into something else. So she goes on Call Her Daddy and is saying that she's inventing gay pop, which got all kinds of blowback from everybody. That's just like, well, what about Elton John? What about George Michael? What about Lady Gaga? What about, what about everybody else? All pop ever. Right, right. So everybody's like pop,

Starting point is 00:55:44 which is a sub-genre Jackson oh about Lady Kate So she's doing everything she can to reinvent herself And she was even I remember when I brought that Tom Sandoval clip where he was getting beat up by Jack Osborne on that Special Forces show yeah, Joe just see why was on that okay? so she doesn't know what to do with herself and see what was on that. So she doesn't know what to do with herself. And apparently what she's doing with herself now is wearing a fucking insane costume. And she looks like this now. And it's like,

Starting point is 00:56:14 she looks like a power Rangers villain. Well, what is, what is this? When I first saw this, I just assumed she joined WWE. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It's Yeah, yeah. I don't know what's pretty badass, I would imagine. Badass. I don't know. You're one of the divas with that look. Yeah. It really is a bad Batman villain costume.

Starting point is 00:56:35 Yeah. It's not cool. No, no. What's this thing hanging off her chin? I looked at this a whole bunch, and I have never noticed. Does she have a braided goatee? Rio did her makeup and hair. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:56:50 When I saw this, I mean, I mean, that's why I wanted to cover that cringe of the week because it's very cringe. It is. Alright, well speaking of cringe, as people know, Misery Loves Company, Kevin Brennan's show, Adam Hinneker left the show recently putting this two week

Starting point is 00:57:07 notice, they had the final episode. And I guess Stevie Lou is now doing Tuesdays or something with them or Wednesdays or something like that. And stuttering john was talking about how like maybe I'll be asked to do an event occurs jump. What no one's realizing here is that Adam Hinnicker is a producer. He wasn't second Mike or third Mike or anything like that. He was running the show behind the scenes because Kevin Brennan is a dumb boomer. And I don't mean that all boomers are dumb. I mean,

Starting point is 00:57:35 Kevin Brennan is dumb and a boomer and has no idea how to run his show. And so he brings on Mike Buschetti on his show, who's a retarded boomer. So you got Kevin and Mike and then Chad Zumach, who's the biggest moron in the face of the earth together at last. And the smartest of the three of them, which is insane. So what happens here is that they're watching whatever was watching Aaron Imholt talking about how he's a narcissist. I finally realized I shouldn't have asked my wife to be on the show and everyone ridicule her and have her turn to drugs and cry herself to sleep every now and then. I don't know how I missed this. So Aaron's been going off on that thing and everyone's been commenting on that and these guys are watching that as well. But what's hilarious here is at the end of this, it switches on YouTube.

Starting point is 00:58:24 If you don't turn off autoplay, it'll just start playing the next video. Yeah. And so this happens to Kevin Brennan and Chad, who's been struck before is like, what are you doing right here? So check this out. Cause Kevin's reaction is whole various. Hey, what are we doing on the show tomorrow? Hey, are you feeling okay? Like to do the show tomorrow? You're gonna be on who wants that life He finally figured it out that cow he's like who wants that life he gets out of this and you're gonna get struck So I got a centering. Oh He doesn't know to set a live in NBC. They don't fuck around X out of it

Starting point is 00:59:01 Stop sharing a top on the right. Oh Where it says stop sharing this is bad grandpa the once great MLC what you gonna work stonies look at Kevin one of the other my lost interest I was gonna play the clip like machete yeah vertical on YouTube I think you're gonna talent in hell. All the vultures are getting their hands on. Yeah, it's nothing. Yeah, but that guy that we just watched, he came after me for months. Why can't I watch SNL by the way?

Starting point is 00:59:33 It's a, YouTube's a video sharing thing service. I'm allowed to watch it and comment on it, aren't I? No, because it's NBC. I want to point something out here that Kevin doesn't realize. So what happens on YouTube is the algorithm figures out what you like to watch and then they put those in as the next videos So Kevin if you're gonna continue to watch videos on YouTube to in to completion We're gonna find out what you're interested in and no guy in his 60s likes the current cast of SNL My guess is this fucking glory days guy who's the same as stuttering John's going back and watching his old bits on SNL

Starting point is 01:00:05 So the other was going all this guy loves SNL How about the new season you want to watch this? Because there's really no other explanation for it. Kevin Brennan is going back rewatching himself It probably crying himself to sleep over like oh my god. He's to be on TV Now look at the animator what he would help in my show I just say it with Chad Zuback and Mike Buscetti. And this is hilarious too, because Mike Buscetti was such a get. Oh, I'm going to screw over everyone who wants to talk to Mike Buscetti. There was one guy who was stuttering John. And even he would have been like, what was I thinking? Mike Buscetti is not an interesting

Starting point is 01:00:36 guest. He was a guy that already laying goofed on, on his show. He was just fodder. Yeah, but why is it up then? So I can't even play. I can't watch it on my show and comment on it. I mean you can, but they're going to probably block it. The video. Well, I know they probably would like to probably give me a hard time about it. Yeah, because I played a episode of air wolf once and they blocked the video. Well, my fucking idiots. Yeah, some stuff is public domain. You can play. It's don't

Starting point is 01:01:08 matter, right? Yeah, you could. Yeah, it's non-copyright. Nobody knows the rules. No, actually people do know the rules. That's why they're explaining it to you right now, Kevin, because they know that NBC is a bitch. Yeah, Chad's dumbing it down for him. Yeah. Kevin's like, who could possibly figure this out? I don't know the rules. I always broke them. Bad boy. Bad boy. This boss is going to groom

Starting point is 01:01:33 soon. Great. Geraldo's son started doing comedy. Oh, no. Why? Whatever. Geraldo's son is doing comedy now. Is he using Geraldo's last name? Oh, yeah. So now Kevin, you heard him say before he was looking for another My Lost Interest video. So now he shares his screen again and the video is where Pat Dixon is

Starting point is 01:01:54 calling Kevin Brennan out for lying and gaslighting his audience, which is the same thing he did about me and Pat Dixon finally put his foot down and went, dude, I'm not on rumble because of you. You have nothing to do with any of this **** and now he's trying to act like Pat Dixon finally put his foot down and went, dude, I'm not on rumble because of you. You have nothing to do with any of this shit. And now he's trying to act like Pat Dixon's off of YouTube because he wanted to do the show at Hackamania with this. WATP is the promo code, 20% off Hackamania.com. So I love that Pat Dixon went on and just went, Kevin Brennan is just gaslighting everyone. He's full of shit. And Kevin pulls his video up. He

Starting point is 01:02:22 does not want to show this video. There's no fucking way he's showing this video. I don't know how funny he is, but I feel sorry for him in a way because a lot of options are thrown to the world. He learned really quick. Moving on. Yep. That's not the one I wanted to watch. So he never does get back to the MLC or MLC, the My Loss Interest that, uh, he wanted to play. What a shame.

Starting point is 01:02:42 So now fast forward a little later to the show And kevin's crying about copyright laws and golly gee, why can't I do all the stuff that I want to do on my show? uh German counter cops in la play disney songs during traffic stops So if people video them and post the videos get taken down immediately to cop to do it. Well, no, that's interesting It's not a bad idea. Yeah, but I didn't do anything. I was just playing a thing and then it automatically went into another clip. So how was that my fucking fault? It's so ridiculous. And then you got to be like, NBC is going to shut you down for what?

Starting point is 01:03:13 Cause first off, Kevin, you can turn off the autoplay feature. That's on you. It gave you a little countdown. You could hit cancel. You're a boomer. You don't know that. And I love the fact fact he's just like, I know NBC's coming to me like, well, it's not my fault.

Starting point is 01:03:27 What did I ever do? This is the same asshole who was offering money for people to strike Shuley's channel. If you get Shuley's channel taken down, I'll give you money. Oh no, it's happening to me? Well, I don't like that. Cause it's YouTube's fucking fault. One ended and another one started, didn't it?

Starting point is 01:03:43 YouTube doesn't tell you to stream YouTube to your audience, idiot. I like that he's just like, this is how everyone enjoys YouTube, right? No, the vast, vast majority of people are not using StreamYard to show it to their viewers. And another one started, didn't ask me if I was OK with it. So it must be OK if you play SNL clips. He's literally still learning John. He's in the courtroom right now. Your honor. This is YouTube's fault. Can we bring YouTube into the corner?

Starting point is 01:04:11 It isn't a matter of taste. It's just the way it is. YouTube's on a plane. I don't know where it is to the super chat's point. It would be interesting to see a cop beat a crack head to a song from frozen. It would be. If they put it up, I mean they put it up I sound like I'm stealing it and putting up on my own channel if YouTube is a video sharing company that's what it says when you when you go to YouTube video sharing and that's what they're doing they're sharing videos yes they're

Starting point is 01:04:39 sharing videos it's not Kevin Brennan's video sharing company. It's not called PB Tube. But yeah, that does make sense because they will... It's more about music. I don't think it's more about music. Like if you play someone's music, so that's why they play the Disney songs. Well, you're not allowed to read... Definitely. Like NBC, Comic-Con, Pichetti, adding nothing.

Starting point is 01:05:03 Central Viacom, you can't read it. Yeah, it wasn't. It automatically went into it. It would be like if I was at a CVS and some guy came in and robbed the bank and I was standing near him, all of a sudden, I'm guilty too. I was just there. I'm not, I'm literally minding my own fucking precious business. That's the dumbest analogy I've ever heard in my life. CVS? He's in a CVS and a bank robber walks in and now he's an accomplice to the bank robbery.

Starting point is 01:05:30 No, not even close to that. None of that makes any fucking sense. None of what you just said makes any sense or even resembles a coherent thought, Kevin Brennan. That's so ridiculous. Thank you, Jay McConaughey. That was ridiculous, Mike. Unbelievable. That's how ridiculous. Thank you, John McConnally. That was ridiculous, Mike.

Starting point is 01:05:46 Unbelievable. And then these two guys he has on the show with him now, oh, yeah, it's crazy. You're adding nothing. You brought in zilches who add nothing to your show. Well, there's also just no way to explain that to somebody. Yeah, he's out of it. I would also be like, yep, alright.

Starting point is 01:06:02 Yeah, what are you going to do? It's crazy, right? 2024. CVS, I would also be like, yep, all right. Yeah, what are you gonna do? Oh yeah, I know, it's crazy, right? 2024, what are you gonna do? CBS, I don't know. It is. I mean, dare I suggest you actually do something different and prepare a show where you don't have to rely on YouTube? Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Maybe if you wanna show a clip,

Starting point is 01:06:17 like have it prepared to play for someone. I love these people who all just use my lost interest. Guilty. Yeah. But they just use my loss interest clips. They like, hey, look, it's going down with Stevie Lee. What a retard. It's like, why don't you do your own investigating on some of this and figure out what's going

Starting point is 01:06:32 on in the dabble verse. But I just thought that was really funny. It's good to see that the MLC program is hurting without Anna Pinnaker. They'll figure it out. I'm sure. I'm sure they'll be fine. I saw I was watching yesterday with Stevie Lou and the chat was going nuts.

Starting point is 01:06:48 People do not like Stevie Lou and rightfully so. The guy's a zilch and quad father too. That guy's a fucking nothing. What an idiot he is. I saw him on Settling John's program and John was trying to say that his success or the money he's making now has nothing to do with me or Shuley. And Quadfather's like, yeah, of course. I mean, you're a celebrity already. No, no, John, you were doing nothing. You had nothing going on.

Starting point is 01:07:14 You're talking to Richard O'Jett every fucking day. No one was giving you money. No one gave a fuck. Your political views are garbage. I have examples of that coming up. But the idea here and then and then Derek Quadfather's just like, yeah, no, that's right. No, it's not. It's not right. You're a fucking moron. So Quadfather's John's new, soon-to-be-ex-friend. Correct.

Starting point is 01:07:33 He's the new Stevie Lou. Because Stevie Lou was out there kissing his ass for a little while, and now Quadfather's out there kissing his ass. Now they're going after Stevie Lou. They're all so boring. When I was there, I hate to speak out of school, but when we were at the studio

Starting point is 01:07:46 I was talking to Doug from the jingles department. He goes. I don't get Stevie Lou. How was that guy interesting? Is he not? He's never said anything interesting. I don't understand him either. I don't get why he's here. What's what's going out with that He was about to leave podcasting. He said I'm retiring. I'm out of here. They're like, hey, you want to come on MLC every week? Yep Thanks a lot Kevin fuck is going on so I'm retiring. I'm out of here. They're like, you want to come on MLC every week? Like, yep. Thanks a lot, Kevin. The fuck is going on? So anyway, I'm sure I'll be fine. I'm sure Kevin will figure it out. All right. I want to thank Steven Reynolds, put together a parody song for our boy Tom Myers, recently interviewed by Mike Geary on the Blind Mike project. And this is the song Tom Myers by Rush.

Starting point is 01:08:35 The worst comedian of all time. That Tom Myers weird weird guy. He won't talk to Nick Mullin for either ten or hundred grand, but he'll go unblind my because the algorithm said no logic what can you say about his comedy it's really bad and it's too wordy. Bong hit transplant on a shirt. Bad material in more ways than one. Too wordy. It was a pretty good rhyme right there. All right, guys, I know that we got places to be. We're going to Buffalo tonight to see me first in the Gimme Gimmies, but we have plenty of time. I'm not worried about it i have to get into this asshole this week And starting off Mr. Magenta, you know, he started a trilogy of parody songs about John's kids because he heard that John said that he doesn't care people talking about his

Starting point is 01:10:12 kids anymore. He no longer cares. Mr. Magenta went, Oh, okay. Well, I'll just start doing some song. So I haven't even listened to this yet, but I know what the song that he's parodying is. And he calls this an equally offensive song to both John and Carl. I got something to say. I raped John's mother today. And it doesn't matter to me that she fell down the stairs. I got something to say.

Starting point is 01:10:43 Night cut her tits off today. and it doesn't matter much to me cuz she's a train wreck Sweet lovely breasts, I'm so sad for their death last chorus of nights dead breasts I got something to say. Aaron fucked Susanna today and it does matter to John. He wants to see his horg. Sweet lovely breasts. I'm so sad for their death.

Starting point is 01:11:21 Fucked up chest, John's kid's a mess. All right, I'll let that one slide. I'll let that Midsmith cover slide this one time, Mr. Magenta. Nice job with that. That's an offensive side to begin with. What are you going to do, you know? Yeah, he cleaned it up a little. No shit.

Starting point is 01:11:41 And she was less offensive than the original. So this is exciting. I haven't even watched this yet because it just came in before the show. But the Reverend Shitstain put together a parody song. And I guess there's a video along with it. I'm crossing my fingers that this is going to be good. Let's see. Gosh, it disturbs me to see you,utjohn, living in your shitty dump. Every guy here fucking hates you Stutjohn, beating you down with their lumps.

Starting point is 01:12:13 There's no man online that's as clowned on as you, you And it's not very hard to see how No one's sickest a chon No one's thickest a chon No one's pricks as incredibly small a stut chon For the man's got an IQ that's tiny Dip shit ain't purebred moron You can ask any Carl, Mike or Vinny And they'll tell you who's show they prefer to shit on

Starting point is 01:12:56 No one smells like Stutjohn or repels like Stutjohn No one brags about their hemorrhoids quite like Stut John, a repel like Stut John. No one brags about their hemorrhoids quite like Stut John. It's a specimen, yes I implied. I wanna troll that Stut John. Give two more bucks, you two never ship. Stut John is the worst and he smells like cat shit. No one sues like Stut, is there dudes like the John? From a boxing match, nobody wants like the John!

Starting point is 01:13:31 For there's no man online as repulsive! As you see, I've got chin rolls to spare! Not a bit of him seems fine or lucid! That's right! And every last night I lose more of my hair no one lies like such on bout their kids like such on no one threatens some bullshit like such on I'm especially good at my disputating 2 bucks for such on

Starting point is 01:13:58 when I was a lad I drank 4 dozen beers every morning before Howard's show and now that I've grown I drink four dozen beers every morning before Howard's show And now that I've grown I drink five dozen beers so I'm bloated beyond the hit bar Now one feels like Stunt John I can't blame like Stunt John Ghosts bragging bout horse everyday like Stunt John I use cork cans in all of my decorating. Say it again, who's a bitch amongst men? And then say it once more, whose old mom is a whore? Whose kids are all losers ashamed of this boozer as controls and WATP? Stuck in Kanoga, or his shit house in Florida! And his name is Stutter Stutter Stutter Stuttering Stutter Stutter Stutter Stutter Stutter Stutter

Starting point is 01:14:59 Stutter John! Wow! That's amazing. Wow. That's pretty good shit. The Reverend Shit Stain coming up big right there with Carl and the Beast. That was amazing. I loved every moment of that. That was pretty fantastic. Well done. Very good job. Terrific. How are we going to follow that? I'll tell you how we're every moment of that. That was pretty fantastic. Well done. Very good job. Terrific. How are we going to follow that? I'll tell you how we're going to follow that. Today, I have some amazing clips. I don't usually call my shot, but we're going to talk about John's terrible guitar

Starting point is 01:15:34 playing. We have more proof that he suffers from a narcissistic personality disorder, more evidence that he's a lonely guy with very few friends left, and some of the most embarrassing things you've ever seen John do. I realize that's saying something, but I am not exaggerating some of the most embarrassing things we've ever seen John do. It starts off, John is a PI. You guys know about Dustin? No, his private investigator is researching what's going on in the devil verse and getting the dirt and the hot gas. And this is interesting. And Vincent, why? Why when you were giving away your free YouTube memberships, your YouTube channel is connected to Muttering J?

Starting point is 01:16:18 What? Oh yes, we found it out. Dustin, my man, found it out. And I'll show you and I'll show you I'll show you I have the documentation Vince We'll see how you worm your way out of this one I've been defending you all along saying that you're not muttering Jay, but you better you got some explaining to do interesting It's not like me all of a sudden

Starting point is 01:16:40 He's got evidence and he's pretty sure and now it's up to Vince to prove he's not. Is this a classic Stutcho bluff though? Yeah, of course it is. But I love it. It makes me happy because all of a sudden John's been saying that I'm an asshole for months because I've been saying that eh, muttering Jay, Vince, same person. And I don't think that he still runs the account obviously because muttering Jay's very much changed the way that muttering J goes about his business

Starting point is 01:17:06 but for a while there was definitely Vince and John was just like the carl's was making up all these allegations now all of a sudden just like yeah So it turns out it's probably true. Yep. That's what I was telling you So Deb was anonymous has been on John about his guitar playing and I love it It makes me so happy because John's guitar playing is terrible. It's the worst. It's really bad. And I'll say this again, I'm not very good at guitar. I'm just way better than John in every single fucking way.

Starting point is 01:17:34 And I love that John goes, I never go to Dabler's Anonymous and then throughout his show references all the different posts that he saw on Dabler's Anonymous. Now, you know, this new thing on dabbles anonymous, I don't ever go on there. It's fucking nothing but bullshit about this new thing. But they're trying to say that lady K is a better guitar player than me.

Starting point is 01:17:54 Now it's so funny, lady K, this is his new thing. Cause he's failed at everything else. I mean, and now his new thing is he's better guitar. I'll put, I'll put fucking this lead up Again up against fucking Lady doodly-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I'll put that up against anything that fucking snaggletooth fucking douchebag plays. You're not going to get me with that little copyright strike. I know what you're trying to do there, Jonny.

Starting point is 01:18:34 Jon thinks that shitty riff for his show is impressive guitar playing. That shows you everything you need to know about this guy. The Dunning-Kruger effect we've talked about before. I always thought it was just about his broadcasting and comedic ability. It's everything he does He has no idea how bad he is at shit. It's crazy the duncing loser effect so this is where John I don't know that study. I love to reach out to dr steve on that one So this is where john claims that his first album

Starting point is 01:19:02 Which I have somewhere around here. I don't know, we got a lot of gifts from people and I appreciate that. But this album right here, Atlantic Records, John says, this is proof that he's a better guitarist than me because he plays all the leads on it. We can hear the leads that he played on there. So this is kind of a fun thing that happened at his show this week.

Starting point is 01:19:19 And I played those leads, Lady K, you dumb fuck. So, and then that's what they're saying. I'm like, what's he talking about? Later that night. Now granted, I did have a second guitar player, but Bill Titus was my other guitar player, did not try to think of me played any leads on my first album. No, he didn't. Trying to think like look at the ceiling.

Starting point is 01:19:49 I'm bound here. I don't think he did. I think I played, I played almost everyone. Randy Cantor played lead on riverboat. Randy Cantor played lead on the place. Um, gosh, he was so sure of himself just a moment ago and now he's going I play all the leads Okay, actually now Randy canter played leads on at least two of the songs There's only 12 songs on the album and two of them the lead guitar parts are played by not your members

Starting point is 01:20:15 Yeah, well, that's what I mean. I guess he's not so sure he's not stealing me with confidence people been sending this to me this week Because this shows the credits for his album. Yeah, if you go through the credits, it's really weird. Because I so Bill tight is on there as a guitarist. And then you have your bass player, your drummer, your engineer, assistant engineer, EP for some reason, whatever bunch of producers, another bass player guy who did the remastering, another engineer, John Melendez composer, okay, and then Jose Luis Melendez, guitar and vocals, weird, and then Juan Melendez composer, that's odd,

Starting point is 01:20:59 and then you got a bunch of other people doing a bunch of other things. Randy Cantor, now this guy was on John Show if you remember. Yeah. He's the one who wrote the riff to Talk My Way Out of It, which is a garbage riff. It's really bad. But he's on there as a composer, engineer, mixing organ, piano, producer. He also played two leads apparently according to John. And then to go through a bunch of other people. Nowhere in here is John listed as a guitarist or lead guitarist. So that's odd. I don't know where they're getting these references from. But I wouldn't be surprised if John

Starting point is 01:21:32 didn't play the guitar on his album at all because this is a major label and they're like, well, this is amateur hour. We can't have this guy playing the guitar. So now I think John realizes that he's not that good at guitar. Any of them not great. I'm probably better than him. So now I think John realizes that he's not that good a guitar. Any of them not great I'm probably better than him. So now he starts changing the parameters of what this Competition is of who's a better guitarist who gives a shit Let's say you're the next coming of Eddie Van Halen, which you're not. I'm not who cares. I Got signed I wrote songs. I wrote

Starting point is 01:22:09 Good songs that were played on radio nationally. I was in soundtrack, film soundtracks on songs that I wrote. You haven't. So you could fucking, all you idiots at Dabble's Anonymous could fucking talk all you want about who's a better guitar player By the way, he's been going on and on about how I gargle when I talk lately and I do have a thing going It's annoying This guy should not be calling anyone out for the amount of saliva in their mouth as they're talking and say that I was bad And even else I'll fucking say my lead on fucking Conan wasn't bad. It was fine. Was it my best? No.

Starting point is 01:22:49 Okay, so based on his logic, so being a better guitarist means getting signed and being played on the radio. So Bob Dylan's a better guitarist than either of us. Kurt Cobain, better guitarist than both of us. Obviously, right, right John that's the parameters of this now There's no guys in Nashville or Austin that you would walk into on a Saturday night And you'd be a better guitarist than us can't be because they're not signing on the radio like how stupid are you? That's the dumbest thing I've heard when I was on a show with John. I said, what are the four notes in a G major 7? He didn't know the answer That was a sad day for that particular chord that was he didn't know the answer That was a sad day for that particular chord Question he's running around saying he's a better guitarist than me so he's moving the goalpost again

Starting point is 01:23:31 Yeah, tell you like because he's got the bug eyes on yes, and he's he's trying to convince you that it doesn't matter anymore What's also funny to me that? He started off by saying my guitar playing on Conan was great and then a lot of super chats are like John have you seen it's really bad they just like well look there's a lot of pressure you're on national television long hair it's in my eyes I was pretty good let's just remind everyone what we're talking about like you had a lot of fun let's say that we're talking about here Let's say that So this is amateur hour there's a couple things happening here there's missed notes

Starting point is 01:24:25 There's open strings getting hit and the worst part is the bends. He's not hitting the notes He's so sharp on these bends that he's hitting Oh, I'm sorry that must be slash I I have I apologize. I'm watching the wrong guy Top hat fell off a bit. Yeah, could you imagine can anyone sing that back to me? Was that a nice melodic guitar soul that you have memorized after hearing it? It's fucking garbage. John. You're terrible at this. You're a terrible guitar player I love that he always brags about being on Conan the reason why was on Conan so much is because he lived near the studio and so when someone would drop off and make a jacadu, help us out. It's the worst reason. It's the worst reason to hop on

Starting point is 01:25:15 a show often. All right. So this is so weird. John is claiming that I sound in a way that I do not sound. I just, I don't know why he hears me talk and then he does this impression of me and it's not even close. I think I'm starting to hone in on a little bit. Hold on. I got to play that again. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Starting point is 01:25:46 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Starting point is 01:25:54 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Starting point is 01:26:02 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We you know, he's embarrassed that's the right that's exactly He's like choking with his own saliva while he's so I'd never I've never heard a guy talk like this That is the perfect example of projection. Yeah, that is the perfect example of projection right there Dude he didn't have saliva come out of his mouth. That was a guy's load That looked like someone spitting out a guy's load. I've seen it I know exactly what that looks like and I don't know that's his thing

Starting point is 01:26:39 I know his family's into some weird stuff and I'm progressive I get it Maybe he takes a load in his mouth before his show and that's like gets him off Yeah, so they like grandma Nia for their throat sure he just wants like suck off his neighbor or whatever And then he gets on he starts broadcasting which is why he sounds like that It's the only thing that makes sense when you see this this dude's load come out as I have it in slow-mo This is his neighbor's load come out as I have it in slow mo. No. Let's watch this again. Let's watch this again. Just remember, this is his neighbor's load that's coming out of this. No. Do it in reverse so we can watch the load go in his mouth. I can't wait for John to be like, and Lady K-Bots making up more lies. This is a dude's load coming out of your mouth. That could have been anyone's load. Prove me wrong on this one Christ I don't like it. Oh

Starting point is 01:27:34 How could your mouth be so wet? Oh His one famous friend is Peter North I do favors for them. Hi. That is crazy. That's awful. Before... Wow, he really does look like Slimer there. Oh, Jesus.

Starting point is 01:27:56 Look at this. Oh my God, no, I hate it. I've never seen a human do that before. I've vomited less liquid than that. That's insane right there. So, before this, John is scrubbing all over the place on that video that he's watching. Can you do some of that? And it's funny because at the beginning of this video, he claims that, you know, Vince does all of his research for him. He watches

Starting point is 01:28:24 Vince's show and he writes down timestamps. But he's scrubby, can't find where the thing is that he wants to comment on. So A, you obviously don't write down timestamps. And B, Vince literally doctors videos all the time. This is like getting your news about the COVID vaccine from Rachel Maddow. It's like, no, he's lying to you, John. Why would this be your source for research? Actually, this is him saying it just to prove how stupid he is. Oh, I gotta play you some of Oh, this is the best Lady K today. Oh my

Starting point is 01:28:56 God. And this is why I like watching Vince. So I don't have to fuck it. Vince does the work for me. Vince. I know you think Vince is playing me. the fuck it. Vince does the work for me. Vince, I know you think Vince is playing me. No, Vince is my researcher. Vince is literally my researcher. He don't know it. He too stupid to know it. No, you're too stupid. Vince isn't up for Vince, John. And I love the fact that John goes, I watch Vince's show so I know exactly what happened with Carl Vince has done so many things to doctor videos and change what actually happened two quick examples He had truly on the show and he's like Carl's talking a lot of shit about you And so he would have me reacting to something that surely did but it was actually video of me reacting stuttering John and surely caught

Starting point is 01:29:40 On pretty quick. He's like wait a second. No, I didn't say it about me And so surely smart enough John's not to figure that out. But then there was another time that we were goofing on these gay guys podcast and Vince put up Phil Elmore as the video and pretending that we were reacting to Phil Elmore being a fat gay guy or something like that. Like this is what Vince does. It's entertainment. It's not research. You're not doing research when you watch these videos and take these time stamps. All right, so this is back to John proving he's a good guitarist. So now he's watching him play a guitar solo and his band is playing in the daylight. Like this is an early part. He's claiming

Starting point is 01:30:19 that he's opening for some big bands here, but it's not impressive when no one's showed up yet that he's opening for some big bands here, but it's not impressive when no one's showed up yet and you're playing in the daylight. It's not good. But watch John watch himself play guitar solo. And you could tell he doesn't want to come to it because he's yelling over it. He's yelling over the solo itself. Oh That's not good playing no, it's really bad Now. What do you think of slayer guitar solo? At least they hit the notes Bends are all over the place and I get it's grunge. It was an era when guitar Solos weren't necessarily the greatest part of the song. It's a bad era for it was up for interpretation But John's terrible at it and the fact that he would watch that back ago. Oh, yeah, who could possibly play better than that?

Starting point is 01:31:26 Probably multiple people in this room. Yeah, it's really bad John You're really bad at guitar and the fact that you yell over it and keep the volume low tells me that you know that Yeah, yeah, right. I like her like when someone disagrees with him and he starts yelling. He's now yelling over himself. Yeah, that's amazing Right. Yeah, he's distracting. This is what it's come to doesn't want you to know about Right after he yells over his guitar solo. He still plays this home video he has where it's him and the guys in the band in a van and this is pathetic because I Really got to him when I said, I don't think John has a lot of friends I think he's a lonely guy this really got to him John tries to say that to me It doesn't bother me at all because I hang out my friends every day. So I don't care

Starting point is 01:32:04 Yeah, there's a third just be like I wish I had more friends to hang out with tonight and go to a concert. So this is how Javrex. Here's my buddy Johnny K. Hey, Lady K, I know you say, hey, oh, I don't have any friends, huh? Is this still my good friend? This is in 1994 September 18th lady g

Starting point is 01:32:33 There's my buddy chris he died though He's watching a video from 30 years ago and going this is my buddy. Yeah, what were you doing on september 18th? 1994 I don't know. Hey, oh wait my friends go. I honestly I think John used to have friends I'll go on to record of saying that John used to have friends He's a lonely man now who sits in his house and gets drunk by himself every single fucking night Yeah listing his friends to the world. It's sad. Yeah, it's pathetic And there was a lot of people missing from their list and I don't know thinking about it Yeah, there's a lot of people from the Howard Stern show and night show. I didn't mention Jay Leno I thought they were friends. He didn't mention Jay Leno. Oh wait until you see this video

Starting point is 01:33:11 I'm gonna play in a minute where he's watching back to his boy He's watching back his first tonight show appearance Yeah, and he's so he's so excited to see his buddy Jay talking to him and laughing and smiling. He's like, oh, yeah Jay likes me It's so pathetic it really is bad okay so then he watches himself again he watches that same guitar solo we were just watching and he's clapping and smiling he's like a child he's like eeeee I'm on tv you know like all that kind of shit and then this is not this is really bad hey, that was pretty sexy on that stage, you know what I mean? Come on, man.

Starting point is 01:33:48 I mean, come on. Fuck the mid, fuck the shredding. At what point does this man get embarrassed with what he's doing? I told you that's his superpower. It is. It is. It has to do with his narcissistic personality disorder, which I'm going to get into. But the fact that I think he was talking to Kate Meany right there

Starting point is 01:34:06 Yeah, but they were debating this on uncle Rico's he saying KB because he goes hey come on man You know, he's in love with Kevin Brennan So listen again. Okay, I think it's up for interpretation Okay, that's pretty sexy on that stage. Could it be Kate B? I That don't think it's K. Kate. I hope so. I think it's Kate, but then he says Come on, man. Come on, man I think he's hammered Well, no, yes. Yes, but that was just a syllable with some random letters

Starting point is 01:34:38 That's an insane thing too where John is hammered on his show and he's slurring his speech and he's all over the place people Like John you're pretty drunk. It's just like I've only had five beers in an hour and a half. Just like, okay, none of that matters. We're all just observing what's happening right here. So justifying it's not helping. If you aren't drunk, that's even worse. Like I always say to John, whenever he lists his accomplishments and he goes, but you understand I did this and I did that. And then I did this. I'm like, yeah, but that's why it's worse that you live in a 500 square foot apartment in the valley. You understand that, right?

Starting point is 01:35:10 It'd be better if none of those things happened. We're talking about the present. Yeah, it's like really bad. Okay. So now let's combine John's amazing musical ability with his hilarious comedy. He is going to regale us with one of the songs he would sing while doing stand up. There's a song called the fuck I do a comedy song on stage. Oh, fuck. I'm stuck playing Keno might as well be in Reno I got no wife I got no dough

Starting point is 01:35:55 which is why I play Keno comedy you say five finger prostate punch wow he wrote that performed it and then remembered it and then told us about it Like that was terrible He rhymed Keno with Reno and then said no dough and then Keno again, you know again That's not a good side John. That's not a good song, John. It's not funny in any single

Starting point is 01:36:27 way. It might be true, but it's not funny. Yeah, it might be factual. It might be factual. Alright, so at this point, John is begging for money as all these locales do as we've learned and uh this is John, I guess played the Jeopardy thing with his hand trumpet and decided

Starting point is 01:36:46 that he deserves money for that. I don't know why I how do I not get a hundi from somebody at the playing the Jeopardy theme with my trumpet hand? How do I not get a hundi? Why isn't someone donating a hundred dollars to me? Can I play the Jeopardy theme with my trumpet hand? The best part about this because everything works the opposite for John is that they played this on Uncle the Jeopardy theme. The best part about this because everything works the opposite for John is that they played

Starting point is 01:37:12 this on Uncle Rico last night and then Bob Levy played his trumpet. He played the Jeopardy theme. Two different people donated $100. Yeah. It's fucking backfired again, John. Fucking idiot. Alright, so now John's back to watching Vince's show watching me. Alright, look at the face of this loser So the comment that I saw in the chat during this part of the show it says

Starting point is 01:37:43 We're watching a guy watching a guy watch another show about the guy we're currently watching. Yep, that's what's going on right now. That's that sums it up right right there. So john explains, let's get back to the narcissism claim. Because this is also bothering the two things are bothering john a lot right now. That I'm a better guitarist than him. And then I pegged him as a narcissist. And of course, john's response is no, you are and no you are. Those are his two comebacks for those two things He never explains why the reason why I'm not a good guitarist. I don't write my own music

Starting point is 01:38:11 Which is just false not even close to true written so many songs and composed so many different things It's ridiculous to say that and then whenever he goes I go well This is proof that John's a narcissist and I show some evidence of it. He goes, nope, Lady K, you're the narcissist. I'm like, okay, well, what do you got? And also you started it. Based on what? But this is John explaining that there's no way he is. Lady K stole Vince's whole, you know,

Starting point is 01:38:38 is stuttering John a narcissist. Here's the funny thing, Lady K. That is mere projection. You, you fucking snaggletooth, fucking mom, wife banger, are the narcissist. You're the mark. And- Oh, are you confusing what a narcissist is? Because why would you say that I'm the mark?

Starting point is 01:39:02 That's a totally different thing, John. You probably shouldn't have said that. It makes you sound stupid. I'm the mark? That's a totally different thing, John. You probably shouldn't have said that. It makes you sound stupid. You're the mark and there is, it is virtually impossible for me to be a narcissist. And I'll tell you why I admit what I'm wrong all the time. Oh, all right. Well, we'll check that out in just a second. But just to the point, cause VTL is trying to spread this thing where I'm ripping them off. I'm sure that

Starting point is 01:39:26 I've talked about john's narcissism years ago. It's pretty blatant. It's pretty obvious for everyone who's observing john, and we've done hours and hours and hours of observing john. So I don't think that I'm ripping anyone off by doing this. But I am starting to explore what john's personality disorder is because it's fascinating to me. And I want to get more people involved in that because I find it very interesting. So we'll be exploring it much, much more. But first, let's fast forward to later in the show, because you just heard John say he admits when he's wrong. So that proves he's not a narcissist. So J in Japan writes, survival of the fittest was coined by Herbert Spencer, not Charles Darwin meant to man 160 IQ ain't helping you much today. A what's an electron. So John sees that and he wants to prove Jane Japan wrong. So he looks this up. Okay. What does that

Starting point is 01:40:20 say dummy survival of the fittest is a phrase that originated from Darwinian evolutionary theory as a way of describing the mechanism of natural selection. Whoa, you got butt slapped! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Fuck you. And I know you're not going to apologize because like most narcissists, you won't even say I was wrong, John, you were right. Saw we saw we you won't do that.

Starting point is 01:40:54 So John's so stupid that he proved himself incorrect when he pulled up the Wiki page called survival of the fittest. The first sentence of the second paragraph is Herbert Spencer first used the phrase after reading Charles Darwin's on the origin of species in the principles of biology in 1864. So the guy said, you know, you keep saying Darwin came with

Starting point is 01:41:16 survival. The fitness is actually Herbert Spencer. John pulls up and goes, see, you're a **** idiot and you should apologize to me. It's like, no, John, just read the second paragraph. It's it's right there. The guy's right and you're wrong. Yeah. No. How stupid are you? It's shocking

Starting point is 01:41:32 to me that you could be that dumb. So, let's see another example of John proving that he doesn't apologize when he's wrong and he is a narcissist. Ryan A. You ever apologize to Artie for the horrific ****, okay, first of all Artie should apologize to me. Here we go. What he did to me is Nothing what I did I sent him between go next time you trying but that was Went to the Frenchie school of finishing a sentence. So John glosses over the fact that he told Artie to take himself out.

Starting point is 01:42:13 But all of you people, and Ryan, I thought we were getting on good terms here. You have to understand what Artie did to me was much worse. Was much worse. Bringing up my trans kid on his show and you know and having Grillo on and trashed my trans kid and then having being in cahoots with Pocky who was trashing my kid. Trust me Ryan, Artie was an asshole to me. So now he's trying to figure out reasons why he was justified in his behavior rather than just say yeah That was a bad moment on my part first off. John you trashed your trans kid on the arty lang show I talked to the guy who owns the tape

Starting point is 01:42:52 I know that it exists. I know that you groveled to make sure it didn't get out. I know that for a fact I know that he goes. Oh and then arty got in cahoots with Pocky it's like well he got hired by anthony to be the co-host of the Anthony Cumia show. It wasn't about you. He wasn't just like, yeah, let's really stick it to John's trans kid by doing a show together on compound media. Has nothing to do with you, John. This is what a narcissist would think. That this is like, everyone's making decisions based on you and your feelings. They don't give a **** about

Starting point is 01:43:22 you and your feelings. So, this is again, John just proving that he doesn't understand what he's doing. Oh, this is funny because this is, I'll get to that in a second. So just getting back to John being definitely a narcissist, this is proof. But now I want an apology from you. And I realized that's performative, John, but he's constantly needs grown adults to apologize to him

Starting point is 01:43:50 I've never given a fuck of a grown adult apologize to me if they want to they can I've never asked one to mm-hmm What would that sorry I never apologize to you Got a show I'd like to feel I don't know what that would possibly. You've got to show it to feature it on. But the other thing I want to point out that more evidence that John's a narcissist is he's unappreciative when people give him money. And I find this to be despicable. I hate this. What are these fucking $2 super taxing cheap fucks?

Starting point is 01:44:19 What an ungrateful asshole. So just a quick Google search of narcissistic personality disorder symptoms. And it's interesting what we see on here. So many of these self of a sense of entitlement, envy of others, taking advantage of others, reacting negatively to criticism, belief in superiority, behavior in an arrogant manner, exaggeraggerating achievements. Sense of specialness and uniqueness.

Starting point is 01:44:50 Feeling slighted easily. Stink lines. It's arrogance. It's unbelievable. Like all of these things, lack of empathy, exploitative behavior. Expecting special treatment. Yes, we get, we see these things over.

Starting point is 01:45:04 Everything. Spitting loads out. Over again. That's we get we see these things. It's all everything everything loads out Okay, that's just because he's gross Penis my old friend speaking of which this is more spinning no More spinning Lucy And lady came I know you think that But it is what are you talking about I hate it do you understood the words he said no What do they say right here and lady came I know you think that I know you think that that is not a big deal.

Starting point is 01:45:46 But it is. I know that you think that it's not a big deal sucker in stuff attack. I can't say I almost got there. I didn't spit while I was doing it. He never cleans anything up either. He's just spitting all over himself and the floor and the table. The cleanest they've ever been. It's so disgusting. So then he goes into this thing where he's explaining that I've jumped the shark and he's going to explain why that is. But it is.

Starting point is 01:46:17 It is. Because it's a big deal. Because. Because. That people are abandoning you. After the nap and after the mandolin, that was the jump the shark moment. He wants that to be true so badly. Talk about projection.

Starting point is 01:46:40 Yes, and it's funny because Chad Zumach thinks the same way. If you can find one embarrassing thing that someone has done, And it's funny because Chad Zumach thinks the same way. If you can find one embarrassing thing that someone has done, then all people who enjoy their show will just abandon them. They're like, oh, well, I can't listen to them anymore, even though I enjoy it. And I've been listening for years. I saw a thing that he should be embarrassed for, and therefore I won't listen. Guys like John and Chad need that to be the case.

Starting point is 01:47:03 Kevin Brennan needs that to be the case. Kevin Brennan needs that to be the case. I can't believe that's the best they come up with. Well, that's what's crazy is that, so. Get in touch with me, guys. Right, well. No, I was gonna say, handling my mandolin on the floor, asking my wife not to step on it, and then my wife asking me if I had taken a nap that day

Starting point is 01:47:18 is not the most embarrassing moment of my life. It's not even the most embarrassing thing you did that day. No, not even close. It's not even on that livestream is the most embarrassing thing. But Kevin Brennan told everyone it was and then I still see to this day people in comments section going, did Carl take a nap? Like is that funny? I don't get it. I honestly don't get it. Maybe it's hilarious. I don't see people respond to it. I don't see people laugh or comment. So I assume that it's not very good. But what's crazy is so they want there to be this like embarrassing moment that ruins my life and my career

Starting point is 01:47:47 and no one watches the show anymore. It's cropped up from time to time. Even Opie jumped on when we did the I Still See Musical video, which I've never taken down. I take this shit down. Why would you? Why would I? I don't care. You worked hard on that. It's fine. It's fine. It's not the best thing. I like, Morocco talks about this too all the time. It's just like, you proud of they're not the best but what the fuck like we're learning we're getting better We're doing shit and this idea that this six-hour live stream idea where my wife walked in the room is going to end my Podcasting career is absurd. You got to get off that John. It's not happening. I know you want it to happen It's just not happening This you know what is embarrassing?

Starting point is 01:48:23 This is the most embarrassing thing way more embarrassing than anything I've ever done in my life. This is John watching John watches how he watches himself. Who are the other celebrities? Just love saying that. Well, it just makes me laugh. The other celebrities, Alana Stewart. Now who is she?

Starting point is 01:48:42 I know. That's what I thought. Alana Stewart now who is she? I know that's what I thought He's watching his first tonight show appearance that he's watched hundreds of times and still laughing at his quit his own quips from all of those years ago and look at the smile that he has he's all like look at my glory days yeah yeeeeee. This is actually not performative John. No, this is real John. This is, if we got to watch John watch himself, which happens every night, we would see this, which is why I have a couple of clips of that. There might be some crying involved. This is another clip of John in love with himself.

Starting point is 01:49:18 I've never seen him so smitten with someone, not even KB, that his younger self. Now tell me about you, just back from Australia, from I'm a celebrity, get me out of here. Let me ask, when they called you, did you know you were a celebrity? No. I always considered myself like G-list celebrities,

Starting point is 01:49:39 you know what I mean? But I was flattered they called me. Well, I mean, it is sort of, I mean, well, Howard Stern is syndicated. It's a radio show. And you're one of the more popular people on the show. Exactly. I was the, I was a popular one. Dude, if I owned a ukulele, it wouldn't be as embarrassing as this asshole watching himself.

Starting point is 01:50:00 And then Jay Leno whose job is to make his guests interesting. That's his one job is to make his guests him interesting. So he's going to, he's going to laugh his guest interesting, that's his one job, is to make his guest seem interesting. So he's gonna laugh, he's gonna say, you know, inflate what your importance is on your radio show, he's gonna do all these things. John goes, there's proof. Jay Leno said it on my first segment on there. See that shit, Leia?

Starting point is 01:50:18 Yeah, it's Jay's job to do what you said and he's struggling with it here. He is, he's struggling to figure out what's interesting about stuttering John. All the siestas and stringed instruments in the world are not more embarrassing than watching yourself on television from 30 years ago and giggling at yourself. And this goes on for a while.

Starting point is 01:50:36 And John's going, NBC might strike me, but I don't give a shit, I don't care. This is so important to him that he watches this clip. Yeah, he can't do this in his private time. He puts this out as a show. Yep. Oh, and it took him 10 minutes to find this too. He's struggling with it.

Starting point is 01:50:50 He's so unprepared for his own show. I love the fact that he thinks he's doing a good job. But this was on tax day. It was April 15th. And John was complaining early on the show about paying his taxes. And so people point out to him like, well, John, you're a Democrat. Democrats are kind of pro taxes. It's kind of what they run on and stuff like that. And John goes, nope, they only want to tax the rich. That's it. We're just taxing the rich over here,

Starting point is 01:51:14 not the poor and the middle class. And this proves that John knows nothing about politics. Remember, he thinks that he's a pundit. If paying your fair share of tax is so important to Democrats, why don't the Bidens do it? They do. They always do. You know who don't pay taxes? Trump. That's a fact, Jack. Wow. First off, if Trump didn't pay his taxes, he would be in prison because everyone's looking into him for everything all the time. So Trump definitely paid his taxes. If he didn't, we would know about it. Hunter Biden definitely did not pay his taxes. John does not pay attention to political news at all. Hunter Biden owed 1.4 million between 2016 and 2019. The guy

Starting point is 01:51:53 goes, why doesn't the Biden pay the taxes? They do. Jesus, John, no, no something. I understand you're on the left and you have this agenda, but you got to know something about this shit or else you can't really talk about it. Remember guys I'm the one who does the sylvester the cat. Is that the guy who does the yeah thing? That's me. I'm the problem here. Please tell me what you're talking about I don't know what it is What's a fucking 30 second commercial bit? How much cum was he talking through right there? Did someone drop a load in his mouth and I missed it? More how stupid John is. Oh, this is,

Starting point is 01:52:31 this was a great clip because it shows how stupid he is. Then he gets into it about how he has tons of friends and then he gets back into music again. Thanks Vibra. What do you think your Thanks Vibra. What do you think your BAC is now? It's Monday. What's BAC? Oh jeez. Blue-Aster Cult. All I know is I've been texting with the ex-executive producer of The Tonight Show with Jalen and I went out and I'll tell you that we still love each other and we always love each other. She's one of the greatest women I've ever met. Oh, it's a woman and

Starting point is 01:53:06 But that's where the load came from like Lady K's I Don't have any friends and all you're texting with a ex-co-worker about an event You're putting together and that's proof that you have friends. That's proof. You don't have friends I'm bragging about that. This is the guy who put nephews on his list of friends. Yeah brother-in-law brother-in-law I'm thinking about that. This is the guy who put nephews on his list of friends. Yeah, brother in law. Brother in law. I don't know, I have a lot of friends from The Tonight Show. A lot?

Starting point is 01:53:31 Skull! Let me fucking hell. Chop Tovids. Thanks for the bucks, your music is awful, Carl's way my talent. You don't have any real music. You don't play any original music. I'm giving fuck what you say. I love that too. He goes, he doesn't play any original music, which is like so easily proven faults.

Starting point is 01:53:54 There's links everywhere all over the place. Oh, he goes, I don't give a fuck. Okay. Well that's really the real answer then. Here's a laundry list of original material. I don't care. Yeah, exactly. I don't care about it. So what? Evidence. Doesn't matter. So what? Last clip I have. I know. We're going long on this but there was just too much to get to and I left a lot on the cutting room floor. I promise you that. But John was talking about how he never turns down free money.

Starting point is 01:54:16 Because as he was talking about how he should be mad at Artie and Artie owes an apology. They're like, well Artie gave you two thousand bucks that one time. And that was pretty cool of him. Also, the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the As he was talking about how he should be mad at Artie and Artie owes an apology. They're like, well Artie gave you 2000 bucks that one time. And that was pretty cool of him. Also John claimed that he's worth $2 million on this episode. So someone says, why would you need $2,000 if you're worth $2 million? That seems weird. And so John explains that. Spain, why are you worth 2 million to borrow 2k? I didn't borrow.

Starting point is 01:54:43 He offered it to me. I will never turn down free money like Heather, who got me to compete. Why would I? I'm as frugal, I'm not as frugal as Gilbert Garf- Fuck attack. I'm not as frugal as Gilbert Garf-y was, but hey, fuck it, man. If Vince Law is going to pay for but hey, fuck it, man. If Vince Law is going to pay for my flight, I'll take it. Broccoli is going to pay me to come to Atlanta City.

Starting point is 01:55:11 I'll take it. Be crazy. I wouldn't. I'd pay my own way. He's a Democrat, so. But yeah, that's a good point. He's just like, well, yeah, of course I'm worth millions of dollars, but also I'm looking for handouts whenever I can get them. Like most people don't do that. That's embarrassing. It's embarrassing behavior. I

Starting point is 01:55:30 Hope that he brought up the Heather W He knows that we're watching and listening and then we're gonna bring that up Heather W Bonham is back Just brought it up on last Friday, so yeah, oh, that's right. Why it's my top of mine. Yes very good It's in the back of his head. It's top of mind. Yes. Very good. Also, Steve Leggett sent me a link. There's a C-Best sample test. Yes. I worked at a little bit of it. We gotta do a bonus show about that.

Starting point is 01:55:55 John thinks he's so fucking smart because he passed the C-Best. It's on the top of my list at home, man. We gotta do this. He's like, you don't even understand how hard this is. We'll see. We'll see about that. We're also at home, man. We gotta do this. He's like, you don't even understand how hard this is. We'll see. We'll see about that. We're also worded adults, John. So, we'll see how that goes. Hey, look, Cardiff is here. Hey. Yay. What's up, Cardiff? Hello. You know who else is here is our friend,

Starting point is 01:56:18 Annie. Yay. Annie, what's up? All right, let's uh, let's get into it. We got a game of who said it let's get it going Welcome to who said it oh kardiff trying to send me a ai version of this game You said it didn't work out what happened kind of well, this is I I made ai fix it This is the oh it is the I thought okay. Yes, I thought that the first one No, he was the AI version No, this is the AI version Welcome to who said it the official podcast game on w ATP brought to you by patreon.com slash card of electric and the card of electric YouTube channel subscribe today

Starting point is 01:57:06 Okay, Carl and co-host Who said it Our first entry Who said it What a rude dog so I ate the biscuit Who said it one? two Three so that's not a real girl. I just want to clarify for John cuz I know he's gonna try to get her information

Starting point is 01:57:36 All right, what a rude dog, so I ate the biscuit what a weird thing to say I'm gonna go with Opie what do you think Lucy type I was also thinking Opie okay very good Andy time Myers what do you think Annie Opie he's the dog guy producer Chris Opie all right in that video like he also had a very basic understanding of not only what he was doing, but also of sentences. It sounded like it. I take the dog, I walk it. The dog did business on my shoe and it did not go with the color of my shoe.

Starting point is 01:58:18 What a rude dog. So I ate the biscuit. And on that note,'s our show I want to thank Jeff our next entry is it wrong that I still put a one on a steak who said it one two three so again that sounds like an OP to me I'm going OP what do you think Lucy fuck I'm gonna go with stuttering John Okay, yeah, it could be John's gonna say Chad has eaten a steak and decades. So it's not him And I'm pretty sure that a steak would hurt Tom Meyer's belly So if I wouldn't agree with that, what do you think Andy Tommy T Tommy T? What do you think Annie?

Starting point is 01:59:05 Chad's umach you did you think Annie? Chad sumac You did you think Chad's eating steak over there? My logic is that if he was gonna eat steak He's gonna cover it in a one because he think that's what's delicious catch up that fucking guy Okay, all right got myself Oh, what do you think? I went over this opi alright got myself? Oh my God Put a one on a steak It's actually very delicious. You ruin a steak. I like it. I like a one sauce is that white trash is that white trash? I don't care our next entry. No. It's white trash going to golden corral just for the state

Starting point is 01:59:44 Hey, come on, Pondorosa, so good am I aging myself? Trash going to golden corral just for the state Don't care our next entry what kind of grease is on my thumb Who said it? two Three what kind of grease is on my thumb god damn? I think cutting that countdown very close by the way. You're making me nervous Oh, should I play it afterward? Okay? I'm gonna go with Kevin Brennan, what do you think Lucy? I'm going back to stut Joe Andy Opie Annie

Starting point is 02:00:20 Opie PC Tommy T Kicks ass at Tuesday's again parts With the same camera sucks at the ocean The this camera is just okay when I when I live stream from the windowsill The back book camera sucks across the board now because of the smudge that I can't get rid of What the hell's on my greasy? Thumb when I close my,

Starting point is 02:00:46 this is how I close my Mac book and obviously go over the camera. Microfiber. Cloth races on my thumb that is wearing away. I can't clean it anymore. Uh, turbo. Oh my God. I thought it was turbo. Not the same thing wrong with it, but I thought that V was a Y there, Turbo. Oh, it is. Our next entry.

Starting point is 02:01:09 They turn all the lights on and I'm bawling. Who said it? All right, they turn all the lights on. See, they're just putting zero context to these these days, Cardiff. I'm gonna go with Tommy T. That's also my answer with Tommy T. That's also my answer.

Starting point is 02:01:26 Tommy T, alright, Andy? Time Mikers. What do you think, Annie? Alien Tommy. I went Tommy T. Wow, okay. A lot of Tommy T, that's a weird one. One, two, three. I'll tell you, army major, so I'm in-

Starting point is 02:01:43 Oh, what? Cardiff. I'm in the movie theater in Glen Cove okay, and I'm there alone I forget why. And watching a total sky. And I'm in the back and the movie ends. And you know and the turn all the lights on and I'm bowling because the ending really makes you cry.

Starting point is 02:02:06 So I'm sitting there crying and as people are leaving, they're seeing me like with tears rolling down my cheeks and I'm like, hey, is that Stutter and John? I'm like, oh, fuck, everyone's catching me crying like a baby. Look at Richard. Hey man. I mean, it is what it is. I mean, you gotta be upfront and honest. Our next entry, everyone who got fired from terrestrial radio went over to Sirius XN. Oh, this is, that's a dumb thing to say.

Starting point is 02:02:40 I'm going to say it's Chad Zumach. What do you think, Lucy? I was also thinking Chad. All right. Andy? Opie. Annie. I'm going to say it's Chad Zuma. What do you think, Lucy? I was also thinking Chad. All right. Andy? Andy. Stuttering John. Producer Chris.

Starting point is 02:02:57 KB. Who said it? One, two, three. They're basically what happened was, this is what happened. Wow. Everyone that got fired from Terrestrial Radio went over to Sirius XM and got jobs and they just fucking watered it down just like Terrestrial Radio. So you turn like a rock station on Sirius XM like Ozzie's Boneyard and they're playing Stairway to Heaven. They're playing Ramble on by Led Zeppelin. It's just like it's just like, what the fuck, man? I can hear this anytime. Let's get both those songs by Led Zeppelin. And they're playing Zeppelin songs at a rock station. Can't believe it. Weird. They must have got that from terrestrial radio. Some deep cuts going son. I want some B sides. That's why it was great. There's literally a channel called Classic Vital. I'm serious. That is all B-sides and shit you don't hear on Ozzy's. I'm sorry.

Starting point is 02:03:51 It's all for this time. Now, you know. Who said it? Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. All right, great game Cardiff. What are the final results? All right, we've got Carl, Lucy and Cardiff with one point and Annie and AQP is tied with two. Nice! Annie! I got zero. Tied for first on this one. Congratulations on that. I'm just saying OP every time. Don't don't card at that. Let me note that. That's what I want guard at that. All right, let me know. That's what I want you to think. All right.

Starting point is 02:04:28 We are crunched for time. So let's get right into everyone's favorite part of the show. As I mentioned, pet oats is coming back to the show, which is exciting because the last time he was supposed to be on it was sick, called in sick, but he's back on the show this Saturday to check this shit out with us. Hey everybody, this is Ed Mann, the executive producer of The Real Brady Bros. This is a brand new Q&A. Q&A number two, right here with me, Christopher Knight and Barry Williams.

Starting point is 02:05:14 Hi guys. Hey. What do we have this week, Ed? This week we have a plethora of people to get on our Facebook page, which you may not have seen folks, so if you want to check it out, it's really great. The handle for it is at real Brady bros at real Brady bros. And you'll find so much stuff, but particularly you'll find a section where you can ask questions. And this seems to be incredibly popular amongst your listeners guys.

Starting point is 02:05:40 So let's jump into it. And I'm amazed by that because after 53 years years you would have thought that all questions have already been Would have thought that someone would have been able to answer these questions But no many of them are being asked that like the second time around now They forgot it and we still got answers some of them. Let's start Heather asks. I'm in my 50s I do so next week or this weekend. We're checking out the real Brady bros is a suggestion from Frank Poppish. And, uh, not only do the two older Brady brothers answer questions because we all want to know who the dad raged.

Starting point is 02:06:18 Not only do they do that, they also go through individual episodes. They have special guests on the show. I think Danny Bada, too She shows up at some point So I hope they give advice to this I'm Heather. I'm in my 50s. Should I buy stuttering John a computer your podcast stinks? your pod cast Stinks that's for Dennis Michaels right there. Okay, I want to

Starting point is 02:06:44 Take a quick temperature of the room doors are at seven, right? I'm like, this is the best. Stinks. That's for Dennis Michaels right there. Okay. I want to take a quick temperature of the room. Doors are at seven, right? There's two opening bands. Mm hmm. So, there's no way the baby want to see us out until before ten, right? I think earlier than that. Why do

Starting point is 02:07:00 you think that? Have you been to a rock show before? Yeah, I've been to rock shows at this venue before. Uh huh. Yeah. So, you think it's gonna be it's gonna be I think they're gonna be on the stage at nine. Oh you think so how's that possible? Mighty taco stage you really okay? Maybe 930 I could be wrong There's no way doors at 7 to opening bands a headliner at 9 never happened in the history of rock shows And I you drive faster than a trucker yes

Starting point is 02:07:30 Well the reason why I'm asking is because we got some really cool gifts in the mail recently I I want to see the gift Okay, are you cool with that? I don't want to miss me first in the gimme gimme. I don't want to miss gifts, okay? So they would still be here next week So let's start with this goodie bag. I don't know who this is from I don't know who these are for I'm gonna guess I'm gonna make guesses as we bring these out Just gonna say I got I gotta go. I want to see the opening band See you in Buffalo So a duff truckers hat I gotta think that's for trucker Andy You can wear it to the show tonight if we make it

Starting point is 02:08:08 Then can find you Who's that guy going out the door in the red hat? I don't know who this is from I didn't send that they didn't leave a note or anything in here So I'm not sure and then we have this I believe this is for producer Chris Check that oh And then there's another hat in here that for Vinnie it's a pizza hat Very cool. Thank you for that and then Lucy, okay Gotta be for many Very cool, thank you for that and then Lucy, okay There's a shark and what you gotta put your hand in the bottle it goes very deep is there a load in there There wasn't one I got here, but there is now. She's legit scared of me.

Starting point is 02:09:09 Come on. It's not a real shark. It's wonderful, you guys. I love it. It's not a real shark. No, it's wonderful. Thank you. You've been around bigger stuffed sharks.

Starting point is 02:09:17 All right, and then I want to thank Troy Smith, who rules, who sent me this shirt. Stiff Minister, John's band in high school. I should have shown this off during the Stuttering John segment. I apologize for that. He also sent me over this, which is amazing, the goat. No offense. Stuttering John and this.

Starting point is 02:09:38 This is Dr. Steve Weird Medicine Bristol stool scale. This will be good art for the basement here i always love good seeing my uh you love seeing poop i like seeing my doctor friend that's what he likes to talk about i don't know what to tell you what are you gonna do and then uh he also sent something i haven't opened yet that says for kaylee on it oh aka lucy it's for me. Yes. Let's see what we got here from Troy. It's very nicely wrapped. Oh my God. That's fucking amazing.

Starting point is 02:10:15 So Troy made the lovely Lucy tight box logo. Nice. So these look like they're stickers for that. Will you open? Yeah, I'll check this out. Thank you. Thank you. And then sweet.

Starting point is 02:10:29 Yeah, they're all cut to. Oh my God. Those are amazing. Lose that's a lazy cut. There's so much better than the original version of stickers that I got sweet. I'll actually use those and then we have miscellaneous choice myth sticks.

Starting point is 02:10:43 Oh, which is a bunch of other pick like stickers. Oh cool jerk store FKB awesome and then Let me have we have by the way we have those stickers all over everywhere. He does Really good words. Oh you got a shirt. It's a loosey tight box shirt. It's a multiple loosey tight box Put it on and take it off Wow, so I will have loosey tight box shirts coming soon, but very exciting

Starting point is 02:11:14 Super awesome Troy you and then lots of other shirts choice myth by the way is where you want to find him I think on Instagram That's cool. You want to see his work. He does great stuff. Excellent. Consistent work from the man. And Art the Clown is under here. We're getting so much stuff in this box. Oh wow.

Starting point is 02:11:33 Look at this. All right, Troy, you rule. She doesn't like sharks. I don't like clowns. Run away. Put your hand in its mouth. That's so cool. Thank you. Alright, Lucy, you got something else from someone else.

Starting point is 02:11:48 Okay. Whoarethese.com, get our PO box number, you can send us cool stuff. So, all I do is prep this because I don't want to teach you to open stuff. Yes, thank you. I would actually open it or see what's in it. I will say, I do actually know what this one is. Dildo, dildo. It's not exciting this time.

Starting point is 02:12:06 Yes he did, Dennis Michaels. It's a microphone, I need it for podcast stuff. Someone sent you a microphone? Yeah, Bata Karate sent me a microphone. Oh, sorry. I actually need a microphone for podcasting. But I do wanna point out that I have just decided and started posting.

Starting point is 02:12:23 Anything that I get sent to W ATP I am reviewing on my patreon which includes sex toys so if you want to watch me Wow all right you sex somebody wants less microphones and more sex toys apparently all right go play with this microphone later they're very good let's send her some funny shit that's exciting, it is. Lucy's the most popular of the group. But I am excited about my stiff minister t-shirt. Yeah, I do think that is one of a kind. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna do our voicemails when I get home. So I'll pop that out at the end of this. Annie, do we I know we

Starting point is 02:13:04 had some reviews recently. Yeah, I know we're in a home. So I'll pop that out at the end of this Annie. Do we I know we had some reviews recently Yeah, I know we're in a hurry. So I got one quick one great Sam I am dingo from April 8th 2024 says just awful mean-spirited bullying That's a five-star review. It is five That's how you do it right there. Much appreciated. All right. I am back from the Me First and the Gimme Gimmies concert in Buffalo. Great time. Very fun time. Great venue. Fun band. Enjoyed it very much. Let's see what's going on with our voicemails. Hey Carl, Ronnie and Syracuse. Just a quick thing calling out John Capocracy. He's talking about with your phone call to Stevie Tomatoes for which you and Vinnie could potentially serve up to five

Starting point is 02:13:48 years in prison and pay up to $5,000 in fines. He talks about the laws in the great state of Florida. John has such a short memory. Wasn't he calling Ron Death's Santas out for killing people down in Florida? All of a sudden now John is all about Florida is a great place and nothing bad to say about Rhonda Sands. Just another example of John's hypocrisy that I thought I might mention. So go ahead and make sure you get that pop bunk

Starting point is 02:14:14 when you get in the joint, Carl. Don't call me that. It's almost like John's a hypocrite. It's crazy. I can't put my finger on it, but I think you might be onto something there, sir. Benji Bronk calling into the show. Hey, Carl, this is Benji or an impression of Benji Bronk. And this is how I told it. But it was mighty nice seeing the least of finally get her little

Starting point is 02:14:38 butt kicked by that little nerdy looking guy. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Gotta, gotta go. And just like me, you'll never know how old she is. That might have been the real Benji I can't tell man or Matt calling in. Oh, what's up, man? Man or Matt? It's kind of funny with that Stevie tomatoes saga. I think it would be funny if there was some fucking graffiti and then that place like enshrined it like a piece of that Banksy art. Maybe they could have made a little more cash from it.

Starting point is 02:15:14 But too bad Sutherland John's a fucking art hard and he isn't famous. He's just a freaking buffoon. Stupid, dabbling, prick. brick and uh, yeah, man. Oh, that's it. Have a good weekend. Uh, 42 seconds. Manor man out. All right. Well, the people are figuring that out. 45 seconds and they panic. They hit the panic button. They, they eject. That's good. Manor Matt calls back in again.

Starting point is 02:15:42 Hey, Carl and company man or Matt here back in again. Whoa! Hey, Carl and company, Man or Matt here. Well, it finally happened. Listening to WATP got me in a little bit of hot water, because now that I've turned on and I listen to Tukey and get turned on to that whole atmosphere, weird choice of phrase, turned on, anywho. Yeah, how's that work? And I was hanging out with one of my bosses and we're shooting

Starting point is 02:16:07 the shit and we wrapped up a conversation and I say, I say, I love you more than a friend, that's fantastic. And yeah, yeah, I've got a meeting with HR now. So, oh fuck, 50 seconds, take your time of work, take a shit of work. Alex Jones randomly, Lucy Tata Fox forever, Infowars.com, PrisonPlanet.net, Infowars, Infowars.com. PrisonPlanet.tv, sir.

Starting point is 02:16:34 I mean, I don't mean to correct voicemailers, but yeah, it's best to keep that vernacular out of the work area. Hey, Carl, I've of come to realize something recently. I feel calling and leaving these voicemails to you is a lot like calling my ex and leaving voicemails with her. I feel that both of you probably just listen to these and laugh. And you know what? Neither one of you ever called me back,

Starting point is 02:17:07 ever. And I think it felt so strange that both of you know that it can only last 45 seconds. See what you did. 43, 44, 45. Call me back, dude, come on. No, not gonna happen, sorry. Just like your accent, I want nothing to do with you,

Starting point is 02:17:29 but thank you for calling in. Hey, Carl, quick question for you. Sean's book is called Easy for You to Say. What's your book gonna be called? My Favorite Word is the N-Word by Carl Hamburger. Anyway, let me know, but don't call me back. I don't know that'll fly off the shelf sir. I'm a marketer first and foremost.

Starting point is 02:17:48 I have a feeling I'll go with a better title than that. Hey Carl, glad you bashed brilliant idiots over the head. I stopped listening to them years ago for one reason that you didn't bring up. Fucking Andrew Schultz. He goes from white boy to wigger. That's so fucking annoying. And I know he loves the smell of his own farts. I wish those farts were fucking Zycom B.

Starting point is 02:18:10 Yeah, that's interesting. The one thing we didn't pick up on and we should have is the code switching. How's it going? I'm Ramblin Rodriguez, real estate agent to the stars. And I just want to say that I heard your comment about I was, the real estate agents are very bright. And I know you're being sarcastic. I know these things, sarcastic, S-A-R-C-A-S-T-I-K-C. And I'll let you know that we are very good at what we do. So don't make fun of me or Stunning John who is a guy I do not know don't call me back. Fuck you. Bye

Starting point is 02:18:51 Yeah, real estate agents are very smart. You're right. You got me on that one. Good point Hey Carl, it's your buddy guy, man. The guy that doesn't have a name anyways You know, I've been listening to your ads lately and, you know, hate them, but you know, you gotta make your money, so I understand. Well long story short, that family guy bit with the, you know, zip recruiter shit that's spot on, I can't believe it, I have no idea why they're playing this for me. You know, I guess the HR representatives just sit in their office and listen to fucking podcasts all day. Well 45 seconds. Goodbye. Oh Boy, everyone knows hiring is a nightmare at least it was before zip recruiter zip recruiter

Starting point is 02:19:35 We vastly overestimate how many podcast listeners are in a position to hire someone Phenomenal and they nailed it with that. It's so weird. The ZipRecruiter is on every podcast. I do not get that. All right. This is a pretty good joke. Okay, Carl. So I don't know if lesbians do drag. Like there's drag shows for lesbians where, you know, they appear as a man.

Starting point is 02:20:04 Like homosexuals do. I don't know if that exists But if it does The best name for one of those performers would be Joe Queen Phoenix All right, so Charlemagne the god called Joaquin Phoenix Joe Quinn Phoenix called Joaquin Phoenix, Joaquin Phoenix, which that's a funny joke. I like that. I give you credit for that, sir.

Starting point is 02:20:29 I'm a fan. Carl, just bought a shirt and a coffee mug from the website. Also, your sizes only go up to 2XL. I think you are seriously underestimating the size of your audience. And yes, I mean that in two different ways. Oh, I see what you did. Go fuck yourself. Also, please send me a free sticker under 45 seconds.

Starting point is 02:21:00 All right. Thank you. Under 45 seconds. I like that. Everyone's on board with that and You know, it's funny. I Assume that everyone's a neck beard and I appreciate all of you I you know my friends with Vinnie, but then we go to the live shows and it's not the case

Starting point is 02:21:16 So, I don't know but yes, we have merch for everyone go to our merch Store when you go to whoarethese.com click the link people yeah what's up doc this is Bugs Bunny I'm currently Bad Bunny's manager there and listen this impression probably sucks but Patty Seacups is a little ginger fuckface talking about my guy who brings in a lot of revenue for both of us. So do me a favor there, Pukewater. Stay in your fucking hole and keep podcasting. And Lucy Titebox, we're going on tour.

Starting point is 02:21:51 You want to jump on? You know, jump on the tour wagon? All right. That's all, pups. All right, but eat beat beat beat. That's all All right Thanks Bugs Bunny for calling into the show last voice bow Boy from dirty Jersey

Starting point is 02:22:18 I have a great idea for your next contest the polly from dirty Jersey employment contest I used to work in a restaurant and i closed on renovating and i'm on unemployment whatever or at least give me your opinion the entire world what should i polly from dirty jersey do for a living going forward i'm a kitchen guy think about it thank you for your buy about it. Thank you for your buy. Polly, I know what you should do. You should be a guest on who are these podcasts. Just like everybody. Andy and my guest today, Andy. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week.

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Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep510 - Spirituality Podcasts

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