Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep512 - Chris D'Elia Sucks

Episode Date: April 25, 2024

This week we’re doing a deep dive on Chris D’Elia’s overinflated ego and underdeveloped act. He lives a weird life as a victim after being outed as a predator. This is not an easy thing to pull off but somehow Chris has done it. We analyze his bad podcasting as well as his terrible acting when he’s interviewed about his past transgressions.  Andy Q Public and Lucy Tightbox join us to listen to Chris talk about sex like he’s just a normal guy who wasn’t running a sex cult. Then we check in on Erik Griffin derailing the conversation on the Adam Carolla Show. He sucks. Speaking of sucking, Kevin Brennan has completed his transformation into Stuttering John and we have the receipts. Then we have some fresh song parodies, Stuttering John’s recent face leaking, and proof that John was never good at guitar. Finally, Cardiff Electric joins us for another round of “Who Said It?,” reviews with Annie, and your voicemails.  bananabag.org/watp - Code WATP for 25% or a 2 pack sample for $1 from Banana Bag Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ use promo code WATP for 20% off https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://allapologiespodcast.com/ https://www.twitch.tv/thurmatinee https://www.youtube.com/@cardiffelectric Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And why don't I start there? Because Chris has a breakthrough. He's always discovering himself and figuring things out on his show. He's not a big fan of therapy. I've seen him in interviews, say he doesn't like that. So he's just like, well, instead of doing that, I'll just pretend I've discovered things about myself

on my show and then that'll make it okay, I'm sure. So this is him listing all the things that he likes in life. Here's the thing, dude. I don't like anything. And that's so sad. I started thinking about what if there's something deeply... I take that back.

I like things, obviously. I'm joking. I like a few things. I like my family. And I like a few things I like my family and I like being on stage and I I think I've tricked myself into liking working out so oh and I really like watching movies at night and eating like you know ice cream or something what's so annoying about Chris D'Elia is that he's constantly lying to

us and we all know the truth Chris you like sex with teenagers Yeah, that's the thing that you really get excited about problem is you fucked up you fucked up So it's really hard to pull it off now because everyone knows about it And it's very creepy behavior, but now he pretends. He's like I'm just like normal guy loves his family Yeah, just like sitting on ice cream. Yeah, some ice cream. You got the sex taken away He's like I guess movies. Yeah, he described something a woman would Wow fans on the road all the time although who knows if he stopped doing that that would be a crazy Ice cream is pretty enticing to teenage girls, right? Yes. They do like ice cream. That's a good point. He drives an ice cream truck

Signed next to him should say life rips the underwear off a 17 year old So we don't know if she was 17. There's been a lot of allegations. We'll get into all of that. There are receipts to Voice mails and text messages and what what okay before that though. Let's get to his fake breakthrough Remember this the name of this episode is the breakthrough So he's thinking about gosh. You know I just don't find joy in things There's only so many things that I like I'm like he would want to go to stagecoach so bad and I got like that would go so bad and I'm gonna try and feel the excitement for it because it's a shame that I don't have that it's a shame it sucks

I wish I had more things there it is There it is It's been 376 episodes and there's the breakthrough dude there it is I Wish I had more things to be excited about fuck There it is. I wish I had more things to be excited about. Fuck! Yeah!

But I don't. I have four things and I do them all the time. I do stand up, I joke around, I love my family, and I watch TV late at night. That's what I do, dude. Notice how he stares over the ceiling That's such a weird lie tell that I've been picking up on recently Oh, you've been watching stuttering yeah all these podcasts when they start why they start looking for What else could I possibly like is it I don't know like Virgins who are in the bad comedy. I don't know Well, it's funny watching him argue with himself because it's usually him bickering with his brother or those other douchebags.

Right. On golden hour or whatever. So he has to be even more performative which is bad for us because he's a crystallia. Correct. I liked five things but now I can't do that fifth one anymore. The one thing I liked way more than the other four way more I was willing to sacrifice the other four for it. That's how much I like the one thing Now I just have these four things. Yeah fucking family

So since you brought that up producer chris, I want to play you this clip. He ran into a fan out in public somewhere and The fan was you know, hey, uh nice to meet you or whatever And listen to chris admit that he's putting out an act on these shows Like hey, I just want to say I'm a big fan I've been a big fan for you for a long time and I think you're great and this and that and I was like Ah, thank you so much. I really appreciate that. That's very sweet of you. And then she walked away and I was like I wonder I'm so different when I when I on this podcast than when I am in,

like out in the world with people. Obviously when I'm in joke mode or podcast mode or whatever, you know, I'm spouting up my opinions about shit, yeah, I get it. But I'm a nice person. People think, I don't know, probably people think I'm not because I'm like a dick on this podcast. But like I was, she walked away and I was like,

I wonder, I wonder if people think that's weird when I'm nice to them I don't know. I'm just thinking about it too much, bro. I spiral what a crazy thing to think I wonder if I was being too nice and they're gonna report back to their friends that I was too nice of a guy Maybe I should have been making wacky voices and do crazy stuff And so then this is just a guy who needs a lot of help. Yeah I spiral. I spiral. I spiral. I really do spiral. I spiral a lot.

So I hate to say it, I'm a broken record, but what a narcissist this fucking guy is. Are you kidding me? He sounds like the broken record. Yes. I spiral. I spiral. I spiral. Oh, he can't stop himself from being annoying, as we all know, and this is just a perfect example of that. That's why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker. And I'm just like, whoa, bro!

Whoa! All right, I like that. Cause she wasn't betraying him, but she's like, I get it, I get it. But she even could just get it for just us. I ain't got no motherfuckers. And I'm just like. That's why I fucked your bitch get it, but she could just get it for just us Wow, I didn't have that streak in

Opie yeah, so it's very much an Opie thing. I have nothing to say. Yeah, so I'll just be like By myself no one to react is yeah, and this guy's sober. I gotta point it out again. He doesn't seem sober. He does not he does not He's got some weird addiction. Oh, that's right sex Now I remember what his thing is so I know I'm hogging all the clips I'll let you guys take it in just a second But you notice that when he had his epiphany he goes. Oh, I wish I get excited about stagecoach So what happened is he's out with his wife and her friends, and by the way, it's amazing, dude, my wife's friends did, bro, did.

Her friends, they're great, it's unbelievable. You can't believe it. He's so safe on this fucking show of the shit he says, and here's another example coming up. He has to be now. Yes, well, no, I know, but he also, I think that he knows that all of his friends and family are watching every move

He's like trying to cover up his tracks and stuff so he talks about his wife wants to go see stagecoach He's right is that exactly okay, so it's it's like Coachella for country. Okay, and so there's this three-day country Festival that's going on and Chris is friends with one of the country artists on the show. So we text the guy to get tickets because he explains in this clip that he recently saw Adam Ray was at the No Doubt concert at Coachella and he was filming it from the crowd. And Chris is like, Oh, I'm not doing that. I got to be like backstage or something. If I'm going to go to a show, I can't just be in the audience with the normies

or whatever. A douche. Yeah. And so this is him describing that. A No Doubt concert in Coachella. Now. Simply blow my brains out, right? Simply. They were just and no doubt music. I like No Doubt music, right? And I'm were just and I no doubt music. I like no doubt music, right? And I'm not even talking about like, you know, the I can't even think of an I can only think of is a

banana song. That's it. Anyway, Adam was having a good time with his friends. And that's cool. But I'm just like, I don't know, man. So I'm like, I can't be doing that, right? So I love the fact that he doesn't want to offend Gwen Stefani I like no doubt bro. You can't name spider webs or I'm just a girl or any other fucking stuff and Chris You shouldn't like no doubt nobody likes no doubt. It's okay. He just be like he's a no-no concert I saw footage of like what the fuck are you doing there? I would have thought the same thing right when it was there

He might tap your foot if you're at a bar when it's on the jukebox, and that's no doubt for you. That's that's no doubt you're like oh, it's familiar and I heard the song You just say he likes no doubt music and leave it there, but he has to try he tries to figure a song out fail miserably Anyway, well he can't go to code to a concert with friends because he doesn't have friends No Friends want to go! It's not on his list of his four things that he does hanging out with his friends. You know, nephews are friends. That's true. Yeah, we've learned that recently.

So, I just thought it was funny, and I probably brought this up on the show before, but recently on the Drew Lane podcast, they were watching footage of No Doubt at Coachella, and they're such a bad band live. They're so terrible. And Gwen Stefani's trying to do this thing She's like I'm just a girl and then get the call and response thing just the guys

I'm just a girl Girl the fuck is going on here. Don't drag this shitty song out forever move on if your sets 30 minutes It's 30 minutes fine. You don't have to fucking drag out one song Forever with that shit All right enough about no talent. Let's get back to Chris There's more important things to talk about today And you want to take it over from here sure well speaking of his reaction in the last one We just like whoa. Oh, I'm blown away by

Rap music yeah, okay well he this is gonna be him reacting to a tweet because I Looked at his appearance on no jumper great instead of just doing more and more of this horse shit nice So this is Adam 22 right? Yeah, I was no jumper correct and Adam is beefing with Sean Evans Who's the host of hot ones? Yep, and Chris feels caught in the middle because he was a guest on hot ones at some point So he feels a certain type of way Brings that up and clip one okay, you know Sean Evans oh I was gonna ask you

Bro, I wasn't him. He's not the one who took the cum to his face. No, no, no. I know, but I see this online. I follow you. You're like, this is the guy that I'm doing a podcast with next week. No, no, no. I'm well aware of you, dude. I mean, we've talked in the past and all that shit. And I've also done hot ones.

So I see this thing yesterday, I think, that you tweet, Herpes is fire. Congrats, Sean, Herpesysfire, fire emoji. Okay, so I I look at this and I've seen a lot of shit. I go whoa Am I in the matrix? Two different guys fucked a porn star? You don't say. Hot take. Good stuff. But Chris is still fascinated by this. He just has to get to the bottom of what Adam... Chris has to be so jealous of Adam. If you don't know, Adam's a professional podcaster. One of his shows that he does, they interview a porn actress, then him and his wife fuck her afterwards. And so that's gotta be a fun job yeah that's one that Christa Lee instead of starting a family should have thought about I don't know just throwing it out there yeah do they do they have a beef or is this all WWE

then then today I see you post a thing on Instagram about him and I'm like oh okay I'm gonna ask him about this right I'm still getting brought up cuz we were yeah he brought it up you didn't ask him about it the whole interview probably would have went by you never would have brought it up if he had brought it up but now it's all Chris's idea I just have to ask you any because you watch this I didn't the bologna factory wants to know if I'm going to do fucked Chris after this interview Appreciate it and now Chris is going to tell Sean Evans and the rest of Hollywood you know he's gonna tell everybody how to Hollywood

Okay, cuz Chris Evans doesn't know or Sean Evans. I'm sorry not Chris Evans doesn't know or Sean Evans. I'm sorry Chris Evans Captain America. Yeah, but Chris has it all figured out and clip three Yeah, good position to be as soon as you start dating a porn star stressful. The waters get a little muddy It's too stressful You got it like like if I think if I think the best if I think the best Like the ultimate version of that is like the rock you look at the rock, right? He's you I mean if he says I'm gonna vote for this president half of the people are like well fall enough with the rock anymore like that is the That's my nightmare to like like I have podcasts. I go out. I do my thing. I just stand up

I talk about shit, you know, like It's my nightmare to be seen as somebody who is not Opinionated what? Biggest nightmare is to be liked by most people the fucks he talking about I didn't see where that was going at all No, I that was completely he just said the opposite of the end Yeah, well congratulations cuz most people don't like you so yeah, don't worry about. I don't care who you vote for president I just think you're a bad guy I think you're a bad guy based on the testimony of young women that you took advantage of so I don't even

Really care who you're voting for there What a weird way to take that conversation now. He's such a fucking idiot. I got one more from okay jumper And Chris is going to tell a story. That's both a humble brag and an alibi there was all I remember was there was this one woman where I was like we were we were hooking up and Totally cool. She's really sweet and and she went to You know, we got naked and she was like and and I was like, you want to have sex? And she was like, I don't know. She was like, let me just grab my binky.

I just felt not comfortable without it. I said it was a woman, right? Is that the blanket that I brought or is that? No. And I was like, OK. OK, then that's all good. And she was like, yeah, well, I'm like intimidated. It was like an open conversation.

I was like, OK, well, then we won't do it. And then she was like, intimidated. It was like an open conversation. I was like, okay, well then we won't do it and then And then she was like afterwards. She was like I didn't do it cuz like I think it was I think it was big And I was like, I don't know if it I was like and I laughed and I was like, are you You don't I was like you don't have to do that like say like hey I didn't have sex with you because your penis is too big. It's hilarious And she was like she was trying to sell it. I still think she was lying. I just told you she just didn't have sex with you because your penis is too big like this is hilarious And she was like I was just trying to sell it. I still think she was lying I just told you she just didn't like me. No. I think it's probably big for a 12 year old 15 year old that talked her way out of having sex with you. Yeah, hard was bigger than her dad's what a weird story

Weird story to tell that's the thing that I pick up on whenever I check in on crystallia He's always saying shit that if I was accused of running a sex cult I would avoid these topics mm-hmm if I didn't want people to think that I'm a sex past I would avoid a lot of these topics he goes right for them for summary is that if you feel pressured to because it's Adam 22 probably definitely yeah good point Lucy what did you check out? I'd go in the other direction actually yeah, bring it up at all Oh my god. This would be me a back so you skateboard. Yeah, that's pretty cool What's this deck

So you guys know who's stuttering. Every interview I'm ever on for the rest of my life. So you guys know about this stuttering John fella? Do your impression. That's funny. Lucy, what'd you pick up on? Well, back over to Kristalia's Congratulations podcast. I checked out episode 357, which was The Wet Spot. Okay. And you know you were talking about your I tell Chrissy Mayer about that he's an assist I know

right you were talking about how your episode was the breakthrough you would think that every episode would reference you know the most exciting highlight of the episode in it so this in this episode Chris sat in a puddle of water, and it's gonna be clip seven. Okay, then I go sit down in water, of course, because that's just what happens. I sat down on a wet spot because it was the time for that. You know what I'm saying? I didn't want to. I didn't know there was a wet spot. I knew it was there. I wouldn't have sat there, but it was my time in the night and in my life to sit on a wet spot and be annoyed for the rest of the night.

Because I had a wet ass, right? I, I, it's suited. It was just, I didn't even get mad at it. I sat in the wet spot and in my head, I just go, that's the game. I sit down, I go charge it to the game. That is the just yes That's how it goes the cookie crumbles that way great fine I'm in the wet spot cuz I ain't moving I'm Desray at this point. I wish I move it along moving so that wasn't the most exciting thing He talked about on this episode shocking. I know what's even worse is this episode came out right after New Year's Eve This is what he did on New Year's Eve Exciting part of his New Year's Eve, which I guess maybe makes sense with his four you know hobbies

You also mentioned that he had this conversation with a fan and so in my clip one We are going to check out how he summarizes that interaction with a fan Are you taking boring pills which is something that I feel like after watching and listening to him But that's literally is how he is describing his pants. That's fun. So he didn't say to their face. He's not on their show I mean, he just told it to whoever Okay, everybody who listens to this for the guy that just told a story about sitting in a wet on a wet chair Oh, no, he thinks he's enthralling That's what's so crazy about this asshole is he makes these weird faces And he he does a lot of I think this is where Patrick Michael gets it from

Because he does a lot of these like quirky little faces at the camera. He's supposed to be like whoa No, okay. Can I interrupt for bringing that up? Because since Okay, can I interrupt for bringing that up horse because since He brought up Sean Evans and how he was on hot ones. I wouldn't check that out Okay, and hot ones clip one. This is how that starts to typical Chris ridiculous, right? Yeah, that's not cool My ass. I'll just like this I'll just be like this. Hey, what's going on, everybody? For First We Feast, I'm Sean Evans, and you're watching Hot Ones. It's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings.

Today I'm joined by Chris D'Alia. He's got the Netflix special, Incorrigible, and then it's a busy summer. Come into a town near you. So my asshole rolled his eyes, I made a silly face as a joke joke and then cut to me standing like a jerk-off it's the same playbook for the last 15 years that is a weird photo to use as like hey I'll be in a town near you it's like the pump is here everyone get the kids get some tickets for them don Don't bring the kids. Oh yeah, no, don't do that. Never mind, I'll take that back.

Lucy, I'm curious what this cannot be canceled clip is. Ah, yes, well, so, of course, he says that being canceled has given him more power to be free and truthful, which I guess kind of contradicts the clip that Andy just played, but that's kind of what he's describing in clip two. I say things that I truly feel and believe and, you know, it's the reason why I can do that now is because I'm free. I can't be canceled, right? And that's a beautiful thing because I already, I faced that fire and I can say whatever I want so I do I do I'm I'm being authentic and a hundred percent me and and Because of that I say whatever the fuck I want. It's not true

We just saw him talking about how he puts out an act for the show, and he's a different person on there But also you can tell he's guarded also. Yeah, he's being vague about things. Yeah all the time What fire you're talking about? If you're going to say whatever the fuck you want shouldn't you say more funny stuff if you're coming Right start. That's that's just what I feel like I would do in clip six We're going to see what Chris has done with this newfound freedom, okay? Is he gonna take a hard stance on Israel and Palestine? Yeah, right. Say whatever he wants. Why not? Is he going to start working on the next season of To Catch a Predator? If he shows off his Hamas tattoo, I'm fucking going to lose it.

Chris, have a seat. Yeah. Have a seat. Dude, I know that sometimes I talk about being a dad too much, but it is full on the greatest thing, dude. It's full on the greatest thing. You know how they say, try to get to a point where what you love becomes your job and get paid for that?

I did that with standup comedy. Bro, now I need to get paid for being a dad. Does he have a daughter? I think he has two sons. because he talks about them all the time There was one episode where he had his son on his lap and I'm just saying I mean, it's horrible You can't it's unwatchable, but he's one of these dads who just thinks that like they're here They're kids the funniest kid. Can you believe he said that like yeah, he's four before he owns a down

He's funnier than him. He makes he makes videos with his son and all this shit So before we get too far away from him, you know can't be canceled and he's already been canceled he did an interview with soft way underbelly about three months ago and The first 36 minutes of it are fluffy nonsense Oh, don't you get into comedy all that kind of shit? And then we finally get to the real crux of the matter in this interview here But what's what's been the roughest thing you've had to deal with in your life?

In my life, the roughest thing I've had to deal with was being canceled and my life blowing up. So already he's taking no responsibility. He's the victim, this happened to him. He didn no responsibility He's the victim this happened to him He didn't make this happen. This just happened to him. Okay, let's get his explanation out of this. Um 100 it was the hardest thing i've had to deal with. Um, you poor thing Also, this is straight out of his acting reel right here. Yeah, he's not being real at all here. I would say

Yeah, it's gotta be terrible. You'll be in the public eye. Yeah, it's being singled out like that. It's the Yeah, it's yeah, you're giving singled out like all these people run sex college And they got to just point their fingers at you the fuck this is giving me Dan Schneider vibes I don't just be sitting across from that boogie guy Interviewed right now. It's exactly boogie, but let me just explain It's horrible. It's it's horrible. It's horrible. It's It's funny cuz there's never this was a time when a lot of guys are being taken down. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, all the rapists in Hollywood. It was crazy.

It was just the zeitgeist. Everybody was doing it. This guy's goading him into playing the victim a little. Oh, yeah. For sure. I really enjoy it. I like that, too. That must have been really tough on you, right?

Yeah, actually it was. Thank you. You want a tissue? The biggest clue that it produces is hair is combed. His hair has never looked that good ever. He had court earlier that day. It's not, um, it's always weird. Never looked that good ever. He had court earlier that not um It's always weird it's always interesting talking about it because there's no I still feel like there's no real right way to

Talk about it without people Just You know being angry at the other side all sides of it Angry at all sides of it. All sides of it? Angry at all sides of it? What are you talking about? What are the two sides of it? Well, I was mad at the girls.

You were mad at the girls? I mean, she is, obviously. I was mad at the girls for coming forward. That was the side that I was mad at. Both sides have a stand on it. Well, the truth is people lie. People lie. People lie, yeah. And it's whatever the media makes something out to be

is not the truth. It's just not, no matter what way it's going. These women had the receipts. I was going to say you said there were receipts. Yes. I mean, you guys have seen the documentary. We've all seen it, where you hear the voicemails. There's she's showing the text messages

He moved them out to a house to be his sex slave Multiple women he wouldn't let them leave their house even though they were 2,000 miles away from him without his permission. He's a weird control. Was it a nice house? But then he's blaming the victims. This is crazy. This takes balls right here. I gotta say, yeah, these women who showed the text messages and had my voicemail saying I was gonna off myself if they didn't do what I told them to do, they're liars. And when you're someone that is in the media, good or bad, you you see that. But I think the common

person doesn't. And it's it's it's it's really wild. It's really wild. Yeah, just us dummies are just taking the face value and just believing all these different people all came out with the same story. So this is where things get good because you got to admit something happened right Chris it doesn't happen to just anyone you're not even thinking you're feeling you're acting it's William Shatner said they're going this guy's being a cornball never as bad as you think it is when it happens whatever

that thing is, you know My son falls down hits his knee. He's crying and I know it's okay and he doesn't because he's never hit his knee before You're comparing a child hitting his knee to you running a sex cult Also, he started out looking at the camera and the worst this gets the more he looks away from it Yeah, you notice that yeah one of his answers on the ceiling and I always tell him like buddy, it's all right the worst parts over, you know and You think

If I'm honest you think okay, you just come with a parody side If I'm honest, you think, okay. Did you just come up with a parody song idea? I could tell that he's realing, but there's answers on the ceiling. Oh, disgusting. No, no, it's fine. That's the crux of it, like you said. I tried to tell those girls, I mean, my son didn't even cry this much. He's like, yeah, get over it.

He took it out of your mouth. I just settled on it. Something that I would always go back to, no matter how hard it was, during that time, I would say like, everything's okay, because no matter what, I can end my life and not and my life and and not Feel this okay, so now Chris. This is a channel with over 5 million subscribers So now Chris is trying to manipulate all the viewers the way he did those women yeah Oh, well, you know what you guys think I'm a bad guy Just cuz I'm raping girls and and taking advantage of underage girls and and my fans then I'll just unalive myself

Yeah, you'll have one less crystalline to kick around dude. We're not falling for that for a second You know you're a narcissist you would never offer you don't even think of doing that you love yourself Do you think I'd be upset about that if I heard that you weren't around anymore? Yeah, I know I would care You don't think that Eric Griffin can find some other fucking idiot to sit in that chair You don't think that Eric Griffin can find some other fucking idiot to sit in that chair Right and I would constantly think of that like All good Everything's fine. You can always end your life Wow. He got that bad for you Yeah, oh my god, he's victim play like a motherfucker wow about that when I

have to mow the lawn I'm just like all of my options should I kill that spider just add it all I just you really hate mowing the lawn mm-hmm was there some truth in the allegations? Yeah, was there? I was a womanizer. And that's the truth. Yeah, that's all. So am I.

And big difference. No, I mean what I was canceled for was not the truth. Oh, okay. He just realized, was there truth in it? Well, yeah. I mean, I was like, no, no. I had my truth. There actually wasn was a truth of it. Well, yeah, I mean I've done But it doesn't matter it that's just perception is kind of a lot of people perception is kind of a lot of people Famous quotes you're going for there. I was out there having sex all the time. Except the innocent man.

With people I barely knew, you know? I realize how that can get... You don't know people's... So I was asking ideas. I saw you how do you know if you don't know them? You don't know what they what they're What they're like and what you know lawyers are like No, this is honestly So what he's saying now is that these are all wires and the only mistake he made was sleeping with wires Who wanted that take him down? It does suck, but and this does happen. I'm not saying it doesn't happen

There are star fuckers out there Trevor Bowers going through some shit We found out that there are women out there target guys and celebrities people with money But it doesn't happen this many times There can't be this many victims with the same story that they're all making up living together Another good point in my opinion, that's not how it would happen. So this is a fun little Clip from this most recent episode where the sex addict talks about how finally he remembers his first hand job These are the types of things that I would avoid If I were Chris I would talk about those

like the first you know the first time we get a hand job or something, but I guess you know, it's like It's pretty pretty pretty bonkers when you're young when you get your first Hj, right pretty bonkers what dude I remember thinking no Are you serious? I remember that that's what all the guys when they first hj, and I'm talking hJ I don't even mean BJ yeah we're following you know I remember who it was I remember what couch I was on whose house I was at and I and I go oh no why would you be so surprised unless you did had never masturbated before right so this is a weird thing the way that he's portraying this because then he goes into this comparison to watching an episode of Dateline

He goes getting your first-hand job is like when you watch a Dateline and they try to convince you that it's the one guy But then you find out it's actually a different person and I've gotten a first-hand job and this makes zero sense For a guy who can say anything the fuck he wants he has to say HJ yeah does it mean Howard Johnson's date rape line so yeah so this is his date line comparison this is not for watch trying to cut it out a little bit here it's an hour date line but but 15 minutes in they're like trying to say it's this guy and you're like, wait a minute. There's still 40 minutes left Like it's that's the So at first I was thinking that he completed very quickly, oh that's what I thought too, that's not even what he's saying

Okay, that's what's so confusing about this. What is he saying? That's it If someone says well, it's only been 15 minutes. It's 45 minutes left. Oh, are you serious? That was the first that's the first feeling of the first HJ again makes no sense horrible analogy or a horrible HJ Yeah, there was like some weird surprise that he wasn't ready Yeah, makes him turn it was a twist Very possible. All right, what else you guys pick up on on this show? He you know, I feel like he's losing it all the time So he half the time is unable to start or finish any story. So we'll check that out in clip 3 say He's trying I am getting old though because I fucking ate

No, not ate. I was the god. This is actually so embarrassing. Whatever who gives a shit Yeah, I think he should start remembering things You know like how to podcast and the age of consent and yeah all of those sorts of things would be valuable for him And I just give a let's give a tip to Chris doing a podcast by yourself when you have done zero prepping, you don't know what you're going to talk about, it's difficult. But the, I am getting old because is not a good way to start a thought. No one's interested in that bullshit. So he does-

Especially women. He does try to enlist some help because again, he's not doing great by himself. So at one point in clip five, he is apparently just reading notes that he took for the show. And even he has no idea what he's talking about. What does this mean? Sometimes I write shit down. I've got no idea. Pooh poo with the scent thing in my eye.

Babe, what does that mean? Do you know? Do you know? Pooh poo with the scent thing in my eye poopoo With the scent thing in my eye Scent thing like smelling sense sprayed. How did you spell it? I don't know. Yeah, so he literally is bothering his wife with this bullshit because he has the fuck what I know What you wrote down in your stupid computer? I just thought you were sexy with girls. I know you're writing notes your show. That's your new rap song, honey. Oh God

Why is it so bad at this so lazy? This is me off the most yes, you know sure there are times though in clip 9 where I feel like he has developed some self-awareness Okay, I can't believe How crazy I am Crazy for it, but in clip 8 I remember that he hasn't actually developed any self-awareness Hey, dude I'm not a dick. I-

No, he kinda is. We got some good ISOs. I found the best ISO ever. This can be used all the time. Why are they acting like this is funny? Yeah. Good question, Chris. I'm not sure.

And then this is a weird one. I think he catches himself being racist after this clip. But listen to what he says here. This is a weird thing to say. At a zoo in in Mexico a daydreaming worker sweeps out by the way a zoo in Mexico is crazy you know what I mean like imagine a zoo in Mexico you know what it is it's kind of just Mexico why would you need a zoo? already full of filthy animals Jesus remember Trump and all those kids in the cages

Finally doing it though at least he's saying things that are stupid because he's already been cancelled, so he's got nothing to lose Yeah, there you go. That's the kind of stuff. You should be talking about yeah I'll turn it a lot more often if Chris was like I hate Mexicans instead of congratulations. I'm listening to that I'm surprised but I can be persuaded. I don't know What do you think's going on? And then the other thing that Chris does is he's so childish and I know he thinks he's trying to be funny and interesting He literally said and the other thing oh, normal people are boring. They're not like us comics.

They're so funny all the time. But this is like what a child would do, trying to be interesting. He's talking about, we played the clip on the teaser last time, where he was talking about baseball players and Barry Bonds hit a home run when he went to a Dodgers game.

It's so stupid. I didn't even have the clip. The story's so stupid. I think they were playing on Blind Mike Project this week because he's sitting there behind the on deck circle and you know, Barry, Barry, you're going to hit home run. And Barry turns around and nods like, yeah, I am. And then he did. And so Chris acts like, can you believe he called his shot? It's like, Oh no, he's a confident baseball player. It's 73 in one year. He thinks every bad he might. And what are you going to say?, right. I mean, probably not. This guy's got some heat.

No, right. Exactly. So stupid. So he's just like, can you believe that? Give me that they didn't make the papers that this would happen. So he's talking about baseball and he's an idiot. So then after talking about how like all baseball players should use steroids because it's so cool and so much more fun, he says this. They should add like Komodo dragons and like just straight up elephants in the field. That would be a man. I know there'll be a lot of activists up in arms, but could you imagine the game if they just added Komodo dragons and one elephant in the field at all times long fly ball deep to to center. Oh shit the Komodo dragon just

ate. All right the Komodo dragons on his... all right so it's off it's off his leg. Okay he's got to go to the hospital because if the bites if the bite goes untreated it's it's not they don't have poison in them but he will it will get decrepit and it will start decaying and they will at least have to amputate the leg or Or worry there could be death. So let's let's wish him. Well anyway swing and a miss I Don't think that the swing of the miss was for the bet. He just did I think he was going back to the baseball now to thank you. It's hard, but it worked out perfectly So I always make fun of Chris for starting a premise and then elaborating on it

The very first time we ever made fun of Chris D'Alia when he's going family guy dude did family guy so funny dude I'm like well. Give me an example. What's a joke? What's a scene that was interesting he never does so finally he goes it'd be great There's Komodo dragons and elephants yeah on the field and then he tries to act out what would happen And he had no clue where he was going. Well that's why every punchline is just like, and I bet the kimono dragon made a face like this. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr that wouldn't be that that You know, that's the thing that you get trampled on it's like an animal expert or something it's unbelievable his depth of knowledge Elephants are big. Just what I thought like what do you know about? What do you know about elephants?

I was like, okay, I stay corrected. I thought you were gonna caught with facts pretty good stuff he watches this OJ videos an interview that OJ did after the murders of his wife and the waiter and He has the worst takes on everything He literally has both takes you could possibly have on this after we finished filming OJ said to me that he had a surprise for me and I genuinely was surprised I think it was his idea of a joke and this is it OJ stabbing at her that's So

Out there, I mean that is so That is so bonkers, you know, that's a bonkers thing you do But I would have been way crazier I don't understand how he's not that crazy so which is it so can you believe how crazy that is a guy who everyone thinks murdered his wife is making jokes about it mean I would have gotten way crazier than that yeah I would have actually murdered the report yeah right that was Patrick Michael ask no I know I wrote down it's what he said I wrote down my notes but who's watching the show they must be brain dead if they're watching that going on that's funny take like no

We just had both the takes, but like a Patrick Michael kind of guy. Yeah, would be like yeah, this is funny This is pretty good stuff. Oh, then after this I won't play the clip, but after this Chris D'Alia plays videos of When the verdict was read for OJ Simpson There were certain people who were happy about it and certain people who weren't that happy about it Chris had no idea this happened he's like oh my gosh dude I never seen this before blind people are celebrating you didn't you didn't know that Chris you don't remember that part okay I mean there is that Chris Rock bit famous I don't know seems like you should have known that one Chris be in a comic and alright what else did you guys pick up

on anything else just a tie a bow on this segment when I was looking at no jumper also suggested was Matt and Shane's take on Chris D'Alia. Oh, so he's not on the show. I saw that you said over Matt and Shane class I was like sweet. Yeah, he's not on the show. No, it's just them talking about it But it was kind of a fun perspective to hear these two talking about always good So we can just jump right into clip one the indefensible. Yeah, the indefensible ones are just like how old are you again? Why just think you get don't tell you can't tell young chicks are cute, man. It's like It's weird as horrible meant the fact you can't lament a chick's age via text It's like and then I'm sitting there. I'm like damn, dude

I better not get fucking popped on any of these like what because they immediately put up a clip of him being like 14 year olds are not all do 14 anymore to 35. They're hot Pretty good impression actually that's what I mean though about Chris. He can't help himself He says this shit just like don't mention that bad idea, but it's similar to like Bill Cosby when people found that famous 70s they just like Jesus yeah, he's just hiding in plain sight I got to apologize because whoever put this clip package together was using like all of the special effects in their new software. It's

It's not a fireworks display right so it's a little annoying too much But Shane wants to let us know that he was on to Delia from the start You know with like the Delia shit. It's just like He was going to he's going for young bro. He was going for young I'm not and the problem is I'm not trying to like slam the dude. It's like, you know, none of his friends, all of his friends are like, look I had no idea. It's like, alright, do I buy it? No. But it's like, you know, I don't know, I've watched everyone's reaction to that.

Like, I just want to stay for the record, I did not know he was fucking young chicks. I know he liked chicks. I didn't know they were young. Yeah, it's like, I knew he was fucking young chicks. I know he liked chicks. I didn't know they were young Yeah, it's like I knew he was fucking young chicks looking at his ripped jeans What are you talking about? He's 40 with ripped jeans But that is true like all of his friends came out were just like geez I know I saw the doc and or I saw the Rolling Stone article and I had no idea it's like Brian yeah, red and shop and Brian Keller crying on their Young pussy that's tight delicious, and you just can't believe it won't share

All right last one Matt's going to add some perspective that we maybe haven't considered He was making comedy to get sniz yeah, so his comedy was kind of it was pop mm-hmm It was gay true Yeah, so his fans Bieber was his favorite comedian and then Bieber bequeathed him a nation of very borderline fans. Look, I don't know. There's nothing to say on that. I was just like, well, maybe that's true.

If it wasn't for Justin Bieber, then all this underage plus attention wouldn't be on Chris D'Alia tempting him all the time. So it's Justin Bieber's fault. I was gonna blame Justin Bieber. I didn't even know why, but I knew I was mad at Justin Bieber and I thought it was his fault. I'm glad that you solidified it.

Yeah, it's one more thing to be mad at him about. Good, all right. Now I feel justified in that feeling. I'm a little confused. We're not still blaming the young girls. Oh, Jesus, I forgot who to blame. The victims, that's right. My bad.

Which show am I on again? All right. Is that enough Crystallia for now? Yeah. It was too much. It's a lot. But I feel like this is a weird time to be alive and a weird time for Crystallia to be as successful as he is.

He was just here. Yeah, he was. Like a couple of months ago, he was playing nearby and just like, who the fuck? He should be taking names of everybody that walked in that door and making sure they're not on a list. Right. Can we please, you know how sometimes they check your phones

at comedy shows, they're like, can you please open up your Snapchat? We just wanna see he's been chatting before you come in. Yeah, all these dudes running out. Yeah. All right. I want to point out, we did a contest last week, Worst Spirituality podcast.

And it was Chris and myself bringing Frenchy Hannah in, pure genuine. You know, that's a lot of people, she's polarizing that Frenchy Hanna I can't figure out what her deal is, but I love it and some people just like I don't know why you're focused on her She's a crazy person What other crazy person would you like us to be focused right yeah, crystal yeah, okay fair enough spiritually crazy So we brought in Frenchy Hanna and Andy and Lucy brought in Nikki Allen

52% of the vote to 48 you to win Congratulations that was a close one 423 votes you won by four percentage points So yes, congratulations. That dog was hilarious. Great job. Yeah, the dog saved. That's true. I forgot about that. I couldn't pay attention to what she was talking about. I just listened to the snoring dog. Every time I would hear it and it would start again. I started laughing again. It was very dumb. Yep. All right. It is time for our... Ringe of the Week. This one's coming in from Nick Moore. So Eric Griffin, who we brought up earlier. Eric Griffin is a nothing. He's a zilch. He's horrible

on podcasts. We see it all the time. He was on Adam Carolla. Adam Carolla is the opposite of all of those things. He's quick-witted. He's interesting. He's got takes on things. He knows what he's talking about. Nick Moore says, You've mentioned in the past that Eric Griffin has nothing to say, he was just on the En Corolla show and proved your point a lot. Here are the two most egregious examples of him bringing the show to a halt. Flashlight on, this should be called WWACD. Oh

Sorry, yeah, just the reason why I let that breathe for a little again, you know, cuz this cuz like what would Adam Carolla do So I hate so Adam was in the middle of something and he interrupts to say that WW ACD Yeah, and they're like, okay. What else you know that and make a joke Yeah, you were gonna say something funny because that's something that Millions of people have said before yeah, it's not funny or witty And you would think that he would just internally panic and start talking instead Erica just goes Yeah, made my point Oh, yeah, we might let that breathe a little bit. And then here's the second example.

And this one is brutal. As John would say, have a purrt. There's nowhere to go. It was my burden. Yeah, you know, the bear. You know, I've been there. I remember watching Schindler's List. And I'm in this theater.

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And so I just said Excuse me Can you guys please be quiet? That's what you do sometimes Wow And I should have done it The people were talking I told the stock a yeah my producer just asked me to ask you to so get off I guess I should stop talking. Oh You know what I didn't have my banner up, and I should have my banner up because I want to promote

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Guys, I was tuning into Kevin Brennan's show on Monday. Why? Because this is what I do for a living. Otherwise I would not. Yeah, I kind of have to. Otherwise I definitely would not. Kevin Brennan has completely made the transition into Stuttering Jen. And it starts with this new intro.

So check this out. He's got a new intro. I muted the music. I don't want any hassle. I know that Kevin's always talking about striking channels and I don't know what he's up to. So this is the intro to a show. It says we're doing it.

Then there's him on SNL and then there's him doing standup. Then there's him on SNL. And then there's him doing stand-up. Then there's him on Letterman. Then there's him on his pilot episode of He's the Number One Son, the show that was never picked up. He's got a shot of that. Then he's on Fox News. He's on SiriusXM. Oh, look at that. He was making jokes about Matthew Perry's death,

and TMZ picked it up. You get to watch him melt in real time He could balder And then there's him on compound and you know what dude he's getting fights and he's throwing things around a compound media and then now the show starts so It's literally glory days He put together a reel of his glory days for all of us to be like, oh yeah It's a guy used to be popular. I remember that that's pretty cool

Yeah, in case you were accidentally tuning in you should have added Dr. Katz in there Yeah, get that in there was one of his best moments. I enjoyed that a lot So that's a weird way to start the show But this is crazy because he does the thing that John does that we've been making fun of for years now. He's still chewing his food. It's always longer than that. Come on. What the fuck's going on?

Needs energy. The more people tell me to stop doing stuff, the more I'm gonna do it. So people are like, don't eat on the show. Go fuck yourself. Go watch another show for free, you piece of shit. Hey, Kevin, keep eating on your show. Keep showing off your cold sore on your show.

I would never tell you to not do these things that we do find you for. Keep it up. Literally human garbage. I got paid today. You think I'd give two fucks? All right. So the name of this episode is Pay Day. I got paid today. You think I give two fox? Alright, so the

name of this episode is Payday. You know, once a month, YouTube gives you the money for the previous month. Usually on the twenty-first, Kevin's talked about this a lot because he needs that money desperately apparently. Otherwise, he

wouldn't be so obsessed with it and I get it. It's a shtick. It's what he does. He's like, I don't give a **** It's payday. I don't care about you people and it's like well obviously These are the people with a reason why you have a payday today It's all the super chats all the super chairs that you're talking to and yeah I know they're probably on the joke too, and oh he's making fun of us and we're pieces of shit good stuff Kevin

It's gonna turn some people off, but all right corn corn dips lining up for it corn dips right there. He's ready He's ready for it corned if by the way Has said he'll be on Point Devil Point this Friday. Shut up. Yes. Cornediff's debut. I saw a uh Kumquat diff. I thought I was delighted by. It's a lot of dips out there. Shout out to Kumquat diff. Now, you'll notice that Kevin's starting up his show and he's the only one on the screen. So this is the second parallel to center. Well, the third. So you have glory days followed by

eating on camera when you start the show, cause you're not prepared. And he started 20 minutes late. Do it's anyway, the trifecta. Yeah, he starts late. He's eating glory days already. And then this happens. All right, everybody canceled everybody canceled everybody Let me say Chad has a show at a Chad zoom like this on his patreon. He told me couldn't do the show Chad zoom. I've got better things to do. That's what we've gotten to This on its patreon. I pumped up on my feet better things to do. That's what we've gotten to. This on his Patreon, I've pumped up on my feed.

He has better things to do on a Monday afternoon than to be on MLC. This is what we've gotten to. Hey everyone, I'm still on the road today. I'm doing an hour at a private event for Narconics Anonymous. The best part is I can't... Why is he reading this? Talk, mention, anything. Is he trying to justify the fact that Chad's on the show. No, no for real guys He's got a thing. I swear to God. It's real He's pushing him about drugs alcohol and I'm not a lot of swear swearing a trigger to crack cocaine and heroin

I was reading Chad's bad jokes. I think he realizes that he shouldn't be doing this Anyway, he won't be doing Mondays with Mazer live today, but we'll be back tomorrow For Tuesdays with Tony is that better than Mondays with Mazer live today, but we'll be back tomorrow for Tuesdays with Tony. Is that better than Mondays with Mazer? At 2%, at 2pm I'll try to get us, I don't know. Kevin, what are you doing? Why are you reading this whole Patreon post? Barely reading it. From Chad, and Chad, as you mentioned,

he won't be on MLC, he just goes, yeah, you know, all you people are tuning in for Mondays with Mazer. A lot of disappointed folks on that Monday. Andy called me crying. There's a whole thing. I'm like, no, I'll be back. He said he's going to do it tomorrow, Andy.

It's okay. And then Kevin does his shtick that he always does where this is going to be a short episode today. He doesn't give a fuck. I'll walk off my own show. Well I even, how long will I go today? Probably not long. I got my money.

I got my money for last month. And now we're on pace to do even better this month. I know Mel's going to stick it to me. Is he counting my numbers still? Is he counting? Is he counting my numbers? No one's counting numbers more than you, Kevin. You are the king of counting numbers.

You just said you're tracking your pacing for this month over last month. No one's counting numbers. Don't act like, can you believe these idiots who are counting numbers and care about that sort of thing? That's all he does is care about that sort of thing and keep track of it There's no reason to pay attention to the numbers because you're just watching some show fail Like live right in front of you, so it's falling apart. It's it's fine cares about the numbers

It's been weird to say the least the guess that he's getting on there, the shit they're talking about. It's bizarre. And I love that Kevin acts like I'll just do a short show today. I don't care. His whole model is if he's not streaming, he's not making any money. He has to be there for people to super chat and for him to read the super chat to make his money. He's basically an hourly employee at this point, because if he's not working, he's not making any money. That's his slogan.

And his boss ain't gonna give him any paid vacation anytime soon. So, of course, every show goes on for as long as people are still giving him super-chips. Right, this is the beginning of next month now. Yes, correct. So, maybe you should give a shit. Well, he does. I know. Obviously, it's the only thing he could do.

This is a weird thing that he says. So so this is more centering John Parallels. And that was a centering John Parallel because he's already worried about what Melton's gonna say about him. He's like, why was that the first thing you thought about was what Melton's gonna say? Here's another parallel. He goes, is he counting? Yeah. Is he counting numbers? Yeah, who you talking about? Is he counting? Because he couldn't come up with anything, so he's gonna repeat it. Yeah, just like Stutjo. Yeah, well this is crazy right here because first he does the now you guys are all familiar with what Cardiff electric put together for us. By Brennan.

I think that that's getting to him. By Menon. Why is that? That commercial hasn't been on TV in 38 years. Why is that? Oh, thinking of? It is catchy. KB, it's gotten so bad.

Lucy Titebox feels bad for you. She just made a sympathetic, oh, that's how bad it is, KB. All right, but this is another Senator John Parallel. You always want to victory lap when bad things happen to your enemies. Bye man. And took he lost his channel. Wow. Took he lost his channel.

That's terrible. Took he lost his channel. Wow. Is he upset? Is took he upset that he lost his channel? That's what happens, I guess, when you get in bed with a fat fuck hunchback, you lose your channel. So I can't tell. So this is another center in John parallel. So that's just a lie. First off to get in, lose his channel. He's suspended for a week. It has nothing to do with Patrick Melton. So he's like, that's what happens. You hang out with Patrick Melton and everyone loses their channels over it

And I can't tell if he's trying to gaslight his audience or he's just this dumb just like centering John a lot of times John said something like is he lying or is he this stupid? I can't tell I don't even know if it matters at this point Which thing is happening? Because I think they're starting to believe their own lies these idiots Yeah, I think that they don't even understand their own lives these idiots yeah I think that they don't even understand so now the reason why Tukey lost his channel or got a weak suspension is because of that Michael Cavanaugh Lee script that Michael Cavanaugh Lee has said to me dozens of times go you gotta read this you gotta read this glad I didn't glad I didn't cuz you sum it up without getting your channel. There's a porn script that he wrote

Where John has sex with a trans person and then John's trans? I don't know it's very confusing But it was against YouTube's terms of service So YouTube such prudes over there. Well the funniest part is is that it was during be dabbling live and He had done the show with Michael on Michael Gavin Ali's show and then they just played the clip of them reading the script together but nothing happened to Michael Gavin Ali's channel just to be Dabbling. So I mean maybe someone's out there snitching. Very possible. Perhaps. But here is the final evidence, the proof that KB has turned into Stuttering John. Who else watches videos of themselves?

Stevie Lou, I'm actually going to pay Stevie Lou to go to the stand. If you're listening to this, what you're hearing is not Kevin Brennan from Monday talking. It's Kevin Brennan from the week before talking. Stevie Lou, I'm actually going to pay Stevie Lou to go to the stand. I'm actually going to pay Stevie Lou to him and his wife to get tickets for Ray's show at the stand the next time. Just to just to freak Ray the fuck out, man. Just freak him the fuck out. Because the one thing that they won't tolerate at the stand. He watches himself just like John watches himself too. Just in awe of himself. He doesn't have anything else to add to it. Just like, yep, no, this is good.

I don't need to add anything to this. It's not foolery for Ray DeVito. Like if any shit goes down while Ray's the host and because the guy's like, I'm here for Ray DeVito and he causes any kind of trouble, Patrick's gonna cancel that Tuesday show. Pronto! It's so embarrassing. Is he singing along with himself? It's harmonizing. I don't know what he's doing anymore. It's like 80s rap.

Flavor-flavig himself. So, I don't know. My craziest Kevin Brennan, Sundry, John, the same guy at this point. It seems like it. Steal from the best Parallels between the point thing is is that one of the two people would be offended hearing that I gotta tell you guys a quick story So we did the real Brady bros podcast

Mm-hmm, and I got a note from dr. Steve his doctor sees a real star fucker as you guys know So you had a Barry Williams story to tell me so apparently there was some event convention whatever going on near his house and Barry Williams was there and Barry Williams was complaining about having a headache. So Dr. Steve's like, Oh, I can go get you some, I'll get yourself. Yeah. I was going to say, can you do the, yeah, I'll get you. I'll go to the store and get et cetera. So that just, he's explaining how he had to like run over to this place. That's a few blocks away and get the medicine and he runs back and he's sweaty and he hands it to him. He's like,

is there anything else I could do for you, Barry? And Barry goes, yeah, get lost. And I was like, I didn't think I liked this guy, but now I do. It's the funniest thing you could have said in that scenario. So I uh, got lost. Great story. Poor Dr. Steve. I love Dr. Steve. Weird medicine.. I told him I responded I go, you know star fucking is a numbers game You know, you win something you lose something. You just gotta keep trying with all of them. It's also what Crystal Leah says, that's true It's a numbers game, correct All right. I've been teasing it for a couple weeks now. We're finally gonna get into Settling John's guitar playing. Oh nice. I have the receipts everyone. Before that, we did get some parodies coming in, and I want to start with Stephen Reynolds. He sent in that Metallica parody that was very funny.

And so he also said he sent in a Megadeth parody that we didn't get to last time. I had no idea When you pause His face got weirder every time I found out everything he'd accomplished Heard them a thousand times Now he's reporting to restaurants For riding on bathroom stalls Who wrote FSJ? I'll call the cops

It was Carl A tool named John A substitute teacher Who likes to dabble in comedy. You'll drop a turn nocturnally and talk to your family. I think you got to stick with the Telecoms. It's a deep con. I get that song. I don't know the song. It's a too lame on. Now if I euthanasia, which nobody fucking knows except me.

You have to listen to A-E-N-D-Y. All right. Well, he sent in another song, as I mentioned, that John really hates being called a middle or a middler. And we talked about how if it weren't the dabble verse, probably the middle verse at this point, maybe it will transition that because nothing bothers John more than being called a middler. I wonder what replies will save A middle, a rich, Voss says I headline clubs, he must be nuts Looking back at what he did, a list of things I can't attack.

He caused 9-11, he didn't care about the victims. He did 9-11 You'll never see me in the middle At least the middle of a gym I kill with squeegee as a closer I got cockroaches that infidence Carl's gate cause his wood panels I play guitar better than you'll ever see me in the middle calls gay cuz his wood panel See me

More Meganeth couple at you everybody and then this one came in from bad at karate Your friend amazing your friend bad at Your friend Bad at Karate. He edits all my videos for Once Over with Kaylee. Nice. So this parody, I can't play it all. It's four minutes long. I'll play the beginning and then I'll just point out some things that maybe you could do to improve on parody songs in the future.

Right now. So then Rich Vos goes, what's going on now? I thought you guys were enemies. Cause I said, you know, Chad, come on the's going on now? I thought you guys were enemies, because I said, you know, Chet, come on the show. He goes, I thought you guys were enemies. He goes, you know, it's hard to keep up with you middlers. I'm like, middlers? I headline everywhere, middler.

I'll give you a fucking middler. Middler, middler, middler. Okay, this is where the song starts. Now with parody songs, the only thing that matters is the lyrics. That's where the jokes are. Not here to listen to a song? Don't need a 60 second guitar intro? Cut all of this out. This keeps going and going and going. Alright, so let me just skip ahead a little bit here. You've never seen it? Nobody has.

My work is cerebral. Not a middle-er, was head writer. Karim and Dujabaurost. Don't care what this far says. The Enchantable Superstars. care There it goes out for a while Great song selection. I have no problem with that favorite bass play. Yeah, of course. Yeah, so maiden's great Appreciate that but when you do a song parry you don't need every part of the song Guitar solos at all keep the jokes coming keep the jokes coming

But thank you very much bad at karate tell your friend bad at karate. Thank you I will he probably can hear you saying that right now say it to him good job I was saying it to you to say to him. Okay. I will I don't know better karate that I are speaking terms Alright so we're gonna break down all the guitar playing. I have some amazing footage and My my boy John Marlowe gave me two different full-length concerts from 94 One of them we've seen before Cardiff has found some of the footage But the audios even better on this version of it. He bought it on VHS off of eBay. Better you say.

Better. Audio quality is better. But then he also sent me, and there's a lot to get to, so we're not going to get to all of it today, just so there's a little tease today, he also sent me John's first band that he was in in 1988 and then another band he was in in 1990. Steve Minnister. So we're going to find out a lot about John's guitar playing and I have some big reveals that are going to happen today. But first, we have to watch John being fucking gross because that's what John does best. He has the perceptive skills to realize nobody likes me. That's why I'm going to one of the guys daughter's wedding. I know this is a book reforming to their party on his

right nostril. That's why during COVID we hung out one of the guys, Mr. Happy's backyard and the people from the public guys to get it nobody likes me Dave okay that's why we all pick each other up from the airport that's why I've never seen a move faster Oh my god, I got a loogie there. It's escaped! I got a slow-mo here, watch this. Whoa! Hahahaha! I've never seen him move faster. I know, even in slow-mo he's flying! As soon as that

just a long line of snot came pouring out of his nose just now. And it's funny because he was saying on his show the other day, he goes, he was making fun of producer Joe. Producer Joe drank and got sick and puked on an episode of a Shooley Show or something. And so John's showing him with the wastepaper basket, like, you know, like after you puke,

you're spitting and stuff. See, he's drooling. And then John goes, John goes and he drools on purpose. And I'm not buying it. Yeah. Because he's always so embarrassed. So then he goes to grab a roll of paper towels. Look at the way he deals with this snot issue they just had. Do faves. Oh my god. I got a loogie there That's so Like that he's trying to gaslight us immediately. I got a loogie Let me go off screen and do a rail. Thanks everything. I think I gleeced on something

He's gonna wipe out on everything that's on the floor Or stick to it And I can't get up Emergency show Right cuz you would never make fun of us doing a no Yeah, what are you are okay? Merge these show yeah, there's no other evidence of you having a cold. Fucking hell.

Cold for four years. We could always use clean. OK, it's not paper towels. But OK, OK, Dave, he put the whole roll up on his face. You rip one off and then use that. Weird. My OCT won't allow me to do that. All right. Well, as predicted, John and KB are the same person. OK. Gene S.

Thanks for the two bucks. DG will be at Hackamania, pay him a visit. Now, he ain't worth it. He ain't worth it. Nobody likes the fucking guy. But then again, nobody likes Lady K either and he's going. I mean, that's going to be one fucking loser event. Speaking of losers, you hear Tukey got suspended for doing a fucking transgender porn with

me? Good. Rocko. You might want to read that. You fucking animal. Now look at you. We're an idiot. I got to start to look at some of this shit. Because if I find anything that's against YouTube TOS, I'll report you.

Wait, I thought you had a team. Also, John, do you realize that's what makes you a bad guy? That's why you're the bad guy in this. Do you not realize that? We're all making jokes and having fun and harmless shit and then John goes, I want to have their channel removed anyway that I can. You're like, well then that makes you an asshole. You don't realize that? Just celebrating the fact that Tukey's channel was down and I love that everyone's like, oh I bet Tukeyies pissed. He wasn't in fact he he he rolled with it pretty well In fact we did a show last night

on his rumble channel and I don't know this is stuttering John or someone else. It sounds like John he wrote a new song that he debuted last night I wrote this myself Can I wash your balls Kevin? Because for me that would be heaven good I'd Suck you off until a quarter past 11

Suck on your balls Kevin alright Templars rumble he tuned his guitar Is that OJ's Chad or no cardiff Cardiff has like the lips cut out of Chad oh It's so funny cuz he's talking as Chad, but then so do you see his eyes? about the mouth It's so funny cuz he's talking as Chad but then so that you see his eyes Bounce as you see his mouth

That's great. Yeah, it's fun. Good word, Curtis. I always like when Rocco tries new things that he was being the KB version Sometimes he ski mask to key. He was KB to key last night Alright, this is just bizarre shit right here. John claims that Paul Rubin stole the Pee Wee Herman character from Emo Phillips, which couldn't be further. He's so stupid. Listen to this. His voice really is weird like that. Yeah. You know, I never knew who Emo was, but didn't

Pee Wee Herman steal his bit from Emo and by the way you know stole his bit from fucking Pee Wee and Emo Mitch Faitel I mean he totally ripped off being like the you know dweeby guy. Fucking thief. So this is the same guy who thinks that Robert Smigel ripped him off Yeah with triumph in South comic dog. Yeah, he's that stupid and Sasha Barry Cohen. He's so fucking stupid He thinks that Peewee was a dweeby guy. He's a kid. He's an adult kid. That's the character You don't know what Peewee Herman's character is John you, you have no clue what that is. And Mitch Fatel, I don't know how Mitch Fatel got on his bad side, because we've tried to get Mitch to talk shit about John.

He never does. He always takes the high road. So I don't know what the deal is there, because they used to be friends. He wouldn't be anywhere without the guy. Correct. He owes everything. You know, that's a good point.

He bitches about Mike Bacchetti. I discovered Mike Bacchetti. I'm the reason why. Anyone who he is I invented retard yeah And then with a guy like Mitch Faitel who John does always entire career to he sits here and says he's ripping off Peewee Herman What an asshole yeah, he tells that ripping up. We know no one is like sexless and Mitch is like overwhelmingly horny He's like sexless and Mitch is like overwhelmingly horny With you The greater good coming in with a check it says Did you see Mike and Jules David talking about hackamania calling you that ugly guy from W ATP now?

I'll check that out. That sounds fun all right, so I Remember when I got to do the one-on-one with John, I asked him a question. I said, any regrets? Oh yeah. And I couldn't believe the answer I got. And now I've learned more about his personality disorder.

And so I understand it more because a narcissist will never admit to regrets. They do everything right all the time. They're perfect. So someone in the super chat says, can you name three regrets? All right, watch this define regret. Thanks for the five bucks. Name three things you regret doing your life. Most narcissists can't do it. Be honest, John. I regret not playing high school football because I didn't want to, I didn't want to shower because they made everybody shower in the same fucking shower. And I definitely regret that.

I regret buying the second house in the Oaks. I did it because I thought Jay was leaving and I had to make bank in five years. So, just in case I didn't get a job again. So I bought the bigger house because I can get on the ground floor because I was already in the Oaks and they were Building it so but that's where I took the big hit. I lost about four hundred thousand dollars in that last house So that's another one. That's two sounds like that wasn't even his fault though. Doesn't it the way he describes that I did everything right? But the first one I regret not killing it. Yeah, I know describes that I did everything right even the first one I regret not killing it yeah I know that's setting records for my high school and football and then

this is great so I mean we could all name regrets watch John another regret let's see and I got a lot of regrets uh-huh regrets. Uh huh. Come up with one more. Hmm. Hmm. Another regret ever being friends with Vince, the lawyer ever trusting him. How's that there? And who told you not to trust him, John? Who was there? Why don't you listen to my advice?

Is that wrong? Who told you? Right? Thank you. Let me actually, if I could play that drop. Lady K has not been wrong. If told you right? Thank you. Let me actually **** play that drop. Lady K has not been wrong. If he says he's got proof, he's got proof. I love that he has to come up with three regrets. One of them is being friends with Vince the lawyer which is

hilarious. He doesn't regret losing his family, not being prepared for a career after the tonight show, not paying child support for months, burning the bridge with Howard Stern attempting to sue Sirius XM, ruining his career opportunities every turn he made. None of those things he regrets. And if I know Vince, I'm glad I don't. He's not going aww. He's

like, oh, this is just a challenge for Vince to become his friend again and he will. Yeah, totally. We've seen this pattern. It's not at this point. It's not surprising to anyone You know that you're dead to me shit. He's a child John's a little kid at this point, but that's funny That's proof that he's a narcissist when the guys like you know nurses can't admit to regrets well I should have killed it football. I should have made more money off that house. I did buy it at the right time I should have show more money off that house cuz I did buy it at the right time. I should have showered with all those kids

So this is my favorite part of this episode on from Monday because he's doing the political show So he starts with like the dabble verse stuff. He's complaining about DG. Oh and Have you guys seen any of this DG stuff? He showed up on uncle Rico. I caught a little bit I just knew I know that it happened. DG, so full of shit. What a loser this guy is. He's like, oh, I was pulling a prank by not paying my bill. That's not a prank. That's not a gag.

Who are you pranking? Yeah, right, he's not pranking John. The bartender had to run out and be like, hey, you didn't pay your tab. So I'm just like, no, yeah, John said I didn't pay my tab, but that was just a goof. That's not a goof. DG. Although that story checks out because he's very unfunny. That's true. That's a good point. But so John's bitching

about the devil first DG and shit way and all this stuff. And Richard O'jena shows up. And then we get Brian Karam and watch this transition to politics. Watch how embarrassing this I can't I still can't fathom Richard O'jena putting up with this. I was mad that Stevie Lou was on MLC and he's not. Oh yeah. Okay. I'm yeah. Okay. This is the most ridiculous fucking analysis I've ever heard.

He's a fucking baby. It's all this guy is, is a baby. So why do you want me every day? Brandon shut down his show and ran away. Uh-oh if I find out you were fishing without a light First of all, I don't get that's another lie. I didn't fucking run away. I Went to go teach full-time anyway, we're here with the army major I'm going to tell you what you made you. Let's bring on Brian Cameron. What an intro. Jesus. These guys, did you see Richard Jones body? He's like, what are you doing? Yeah. Can we talk

about how Trump farted already? Come on. We got important stuff to get to over here. Call me when you get out of your own ass. Yeah, it's it's so funny to watch him transition from that to, hey, these are my buddies. We're talking about

politics now. Alright. Brad sent me this. Dr. Vera Tarmann has interesting information on something that I believe might be connected to one centering John Malentz. My name is Dr. Vera Tarmann, and I'm a addictions physician working out of Toronto, Canada. And today I want to talk about wet brain. What is wet brain? And in general, what is alcohol dementia? As you can probably imagine,

wet brain is not actually a medical term. It's a term that the public uses usually to describe alcohol dementia. Somebody who has been drinking for many, many years, possibly on a daily basis, and eventually their cognitive status becomes impaired as they get older. somebody who has been drinking for many many years possibly on a daily basis and Eventually their cognitive status becomes impaired as they get older and when I mean older I mean like even after age 60 I'm not talking about 80 90 onwards It can be even after the age of 60 and in fact what brain can happen even as a young person

But just that's generally what people mean when they should have put it down Person but just that's generally what people mean when they should have put it down And that for two to be very funny at it that just that poor it is What I talk about people are dumb Actually is a turn that stands for Wernicke's Corsakoff syndrome. It's actually quite rare. It's not that common, but because it can happen, it's in a sense considered an acute dementia. It can happen quite quickly even to a young person. And so it's something that an emergency physician is always alert for.

It's actually quite preventable once you know what it is. Okay. So let's find out what this, what brain does to to people and especially people who drink every day I didn't drink to something 27 Get this combination that was that I was gonna say I was Watching him. I think it was 230 in the afternoon here Yes, and he was on with the quad father drinking. So what is that 1130 in the morning? Really? Yeah, Jesus Christ Yeah, the quad brothers like his co-host now. Yeah, what a fun matchup that he was drinking Wow West Coast time

All right leads to Warneke's course of call. Well Christian Blatt in the chat said that la USD is closed today. So coincidence I think not. Which is an immediate form of memory lost and it's the type of memory loss where the person actually doesn't realize necessarily that they have memory lost. They'll actually do what we call confabulation. They know one thing and they know another but they don't know how one led to the other until they'll make up a story. Interesting. Like I will confabulate, essentially a lie. You know like for example often, often think of it as if you ask somebody, what did you have for breakfast?

And they don't actually know, but so they'll just make up something. They don't even know they're making it up. They're just making it up. And they'll say eggs and bacon. And if you say, but how could you have eggs and bacon? There was no eggs and bacon in the fridge today. Then they'll make up, well, you know, I actually had some in my purse from the day before, my backpack.

I've heard John say that. In trouble. Perch. Well, actually it was kind of old. Like they'll make up some story. It's confabulation. And so it's memory loss with this confabulation piece to it. I love this now, confabulation.

This is so stuttering John right there. Memory loss, he doesn't even realize he has memory loss. That's why he's so pompous when he says this shit. And you're just like, that's not what happened at all, idiot. But keep drinking those brain cells away. Actually, I learned a lot. It has nothing to do with drinking your brain cells away,

but I don't want to get too technical here with my knowledge. I'll be kicking it. All right, one more clip from this woman. Most common second cause is what's called multi-infarct dementia. A multi-infarct dementia is multiple strokes in the brain. And you may not notice, in a sense it's like Alzheimer's. It's not like a big stroke where all of a sudden you're there and then you have a sudden loss on

one side of your body. You can't move your face, you can't move your arms. Really? It's chanted AC? It's multiple really strokes. So it'll happen, the stroke will happen. It's one part of the brain one day and then maybe a few weeks later, a month later, it's in another part of the brain and then another part of the brain and over time it's like multi-steps downwards so that you don't notice it and maybe your family doesn't notice it. Who lives with you?

But somebody who hasn't seen you for three months will go, whoa, that person is not connecting dots. There's something going on there. That's interesting. So every time we hear... That was happening so bad. I checked it on his show today and he's just scrolling up and down Shulie's Anonymous, just looking for a video that he saw and he's just, uh, in quadrupeds and they're going, yeah, you, you know john what I do is I copy down the url And I paste it into my notes And if john we've all told him this many times. He never does it. He's just yeah It's like he's actually giving you good advice dummy

Speaking of giving people good advice Cardiff electric is here. What? Hello, what's up? Cardiff? Somebody that wants to say something to you. Okay Shut up Lady K So if you're just listening to this Cardiff just became the center job poster behind me on the wall. I think that's the last time I'm gonna do that Basing on a basic a 90 90 minute show Sunday nights around it.

Okay. All right, let's get into guitar playing. Now none of this would be happening if John didn't claim that he's such a great guitarist and way better than me. I don't care that John's not a great guitarist. That's not what we know him for. But now he's been bragging up a storm.

He said that he was the second best guitarist in his high school. He's way better than I could ever be. And so I wanna check out some live footage of what John is up to. Starting with, and I mentioned my buddy John Marlowe sent me over these videos. Starting with the Get Off My Lawn guitar solo.

And let's just watch it first and then I'll make some comments. Get off my lawn. guitar solo. And let's just watch it first and then I'll make some comments. Okay. So what we just saw, and I'm not going to get real nerdy with music with this, but what John knows is the pentatonic scale. It's called that because there's five notes in it and it works over any chord progression in rock and roll or blues, also known as the blues scale. It's the most basic thing that any lead guitarist learns to play lead guitar.

Every guitarist knows the pentatonic scale and then you progress from there. But what John is doing, he's playing the pentatonic scale and he's just bending the notes. He's just bending them over. It's not memorable. It's not melodic. It's not interesting. It's not turned up in the mix so that you can actually hear it. Right. I mean, the mix is a problem too, but you're going to find out that some of that has to do with probably John's playing. That's intentional. Yeah, I think so.

I think so, for sure. But you notice that there weren't any runs in there. There wasn't anything that you're like, oh, OK, that's a flashy lead guitarist. It's decidedly short. So you don't pick up on how bad it is. But if you're going to be a braggart and braggadocious about your guitar playing, then hit some fast notes or something. You know, it's like point out how much of a ripoff

even this is like the album is a total ripoff, but it's Eddie Vedder and the bass player from Pearl Jam. Like that's like, look, check. Yeah. And actually I'm not, like I said, I only have a few clips here. We're not going to go nuts with this,

but you could dissect every song and figure out what they're ripping off. So guilt is the next song here, Total Nirvana Ripoff. This is how it starts. ["Total Nirvana Ripoff"] Now what I mean by that, the Nirvana ripoff, is that Nirvana would do the power chord progression to start the song. Starts off rocking, it's not a riff, it's just a power chord progression that's going to continue on throughout the rest of the song.

And then when the verse starts, they bring the dynamics down so that you know the difference between choruses and verses. And he even was singing it very Kurt Cobain-esque. Even that vocal melody sounded like something Kurt Cobain would come up with. So let's fast forward to the guitar solo in guilt. I Even get the Kurt yell thing How does this all so I don't explain why that's bad right? I was pretty self-explanatory on that one is one note. He might have hit 50% of the notes He was trying to hit. I would love for him to try to play a solo that's clean without the distortion, because the distortion is covering up.

It's just noisy. Yeah, it's just noisy and garbage. How serendipitous for a stuttering John to arrive onto the music scene when the popular genre took a turn from Huey Lewis Lewis doing five part harmony vocals and having a bunch of horns like all doing melodies that were that cooperate with each other to this where this is acceptable somehow and it's just I was terrible. I was playing Nirvana covers when I was 15 years old. I've been playing guitar for three months

Terrible. I was playing Nirvana covers when I was 15 years old. I've been playing guitar for three months That's where things went to in this era. I wasn't playing rats rounding around. That's for sure Quite a bit All right, so you're gonna be shocked by this and now card if I know you've picked up on this from this concert specifically Start your piece of shit. Yeah, there's some hecklers in the crowd But the other funny thing here is that, you know, this is John's big triumphant, and we're headlining the show. Guess how many people in the crowd are Howard Stern fans?

If you said all of them, you would be correct. Any Howard Stern fans out there? Every single person. Every single person. Well, let me tell you, man, I gotta say one thing. I think it's really fucking cool that you want to for politics aside and play my record you know anything but it's been a struggle you know a lot of stations don't play my record because they say fuck Howard you know so that's that was a different one you have the study you piece of shit yeah I think it's the same guy I think this is the same show it's the

same guy it's coming it's it's he's right on my you have the study you piece of shit. Yeah, I think it's the same guy Just he's he's not a hack I like that comment though that the album is underperforming because people don't like Howard no not because it's awful Yeah, no check this out. He's already making excuses for why he doesn't get radio play, even back in 94. But it's been a struggle, you know, a lot of stations don't play my record because they say fuck Howard, you know? So they gotta get back at me, you know, so they get, you know, they gotta get back at Howard by not playing my record, you know? I'm just gonna guess that if a young Eddie Vedder or a young Kurt Cobain happened to be interning for the Howard Stern show

Those songs we played on the radio. Yeah, be a lot of demand for it also I don't feel like it gets back at Howard for his record to not succeed. Oh, yeah, no Howard doesn't give a fuck Yeah, right howards paying him ten thousand dollars a year at this point pounding on the monitor in the studio I can't believe thundering John's album is it number one yet? the monitor in the studio. I can't believe Thundering John's album isn't number one yet. Man, John sent me so much great stuff. He also sent me a clip of Robin reacting to John's music. She was not a fan. That was very funny. So John's already got excuses even back in 94. So my next clip here is something that I can compare myself to because this is an instrumental. So, obviously, in the isotopes, I've played in a lot of different bands, a lot of different things,

but in the isotopes, we're an instrumental rock band and we play songs where the guitars are the melody. It's not the singer, it's the person playing lead guitar. And so, what's up? Oh. I get it now. Now, Cardiff gets it. I can only listen to the isotopes like from another shot. I thought you would understand. I thought it was a bad mix. You understand what we're up to? So this is how good John is at lead guitar

when the guitar is the melody. So this is Linus and Lucy, obviously, and Peanuts. This is the easiest guitar. This is like a beginner's guitar stuff right here. I will say they have a guitar mini going is Bill Titus the other guitarist does a good job with that. That's weird all of a sudden only one person's playing and Bill Titus has to take those parts. Then right into your favorite song there, Cardiff. Gypsy Morning. Gypsy Morning.

I mean, that's only like, it's only two notes. He can't pull off the harmony, the... You mean the do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Step away for a second let Bill Titus take over so he could get over there in some light and set himself up To really start gypsy morning off perfectly good point. You're right He had to put each finger on with this with his pick Every note just to make sure the pinky goes here. Yeah, that's not a power cord. Yeah, it's a little bit tricky for him I think I've seen him play that Conan seems like he struggles with it. All right. Here's more heckling from our favorite heckler So thank you whoever's calling in. No, no, you piece of shit! There it is. So, John's talking about,

yeah, anyone see my music video? No one responds. And then he's talking about some local show that's four and he goes, that's unheard of? We're all familiar with four. It's three from the top. We know exactly where four is. What do you mean it's unheard of? Okay. But you notice

that when John's addressing the audience in between songs, never stutters. This stutter thing, I think, was all put out. I never thought that before. I think it might be all made up. Because all of a sudden, he's talking. That's why the guy's yelling, we came here to watch you stutter. That's why you're interesting, John.

Why aren't you stuttering? It's interesting to say that, because I always did think that it was weird the way that he did stutter that Yeah, that's not the way people stutter. No, it's not just stammer on a consonant. Sure I don't they don't like choke on their tongue. I was surmised. It was cheap cocaine going down the back of his throat Yeah, that's very possible. It's all the spin in his mouth. All right, so this is my loads This is my favorite clip right here Randy loads so this is my favorite

clip right here because Bill Titus takes the lead on Riverboat and it's very clear that Bill Titus is a much better guitarist than John John claims to be the second best guitarist in the high school He's the second best guitarist in his band And maybe third I haven't seen the bass player play guitar. I don't know drummer might shred So, I know it's noisy and it's distorted and it's kind of hard to hear, but you could tell that guitar got pulled up in the mix when it was time to solo, because that one actually came through and sounded good. It was interesting and melodic and well played. The bends were correct. So that's fun. This is my favorite part. Actually, I lied about the other thing. John gets his

hair stuck in his strings. I've never seen this. I've seen a lot of guys with long hair play guitar I've never seen this before He's trying to get his hair out. There we go. This is John playing. Then it goes into a very even flow-esque breakdown right there. Yup. So that's what he's talking about.

Remember he made that excuse a couple times? I had long hair. He's talking about. That's remember he's made that excuse a couple times. I had long hair Yeah, he's talking about this exact night. Yes Yeah, so that's really bad guitar playing right there oh our favorite heckler friend comes back for one more This is at the the very end of the show Stunned at your fuck and John goes I'll get you later Thanks for coming out. Oh, and I want to show you what was on John's mind the entire time. These guys are performing Wow, John wants to get drunk with everyone go figure. What are the chances? I

Also got some fun press clippings that were sent to me by John. Thank you very much for these I'll talk my way out of a certain John it says I'm just watching to see if there's anything funny in this video They're trying really hard to be funny. I haven't noticed the music. It seems an excuse for making this video, isn't it? You can't tell me they didn't make this video just so they could. They didn't make this music just so they could make this video. Wow. Who signs this stuff after watching the entire clip? Oh, well, sting was cool. But this is my favorite from rip magazine. This is to Johnny be good byaree John Melendez. He wrote his own press and guess how it starts. I've always been a musician since I was four years old. John, no four year old is a musician.

This is the problem right now. This is what he's not understanding about being a musician. He goes, I remember I was in my first grade play with little carrot seeds singing, oh carrots grow from the carrot seeds I'll plant the seed and grow it. I'll water it and pull the weeds carrots grow from carrot seeds In rip magazine cool John. Yeah, I know he goes you guys think I shred now You should have seen what I was for in this play. I was in and he only left one verse in there I was on I was on some cable TV station with that play.

Then I was singing in chorus. I started playing trumpet for years. I made all-districted trumpet. Then the kid said, oh, you don't play the trumpet, it'll screw up your lips. So I went to my trumpet teacher who had the weirdest lips in the world and said, yo, if I play the trumpet, will it screw my lips? And he goes, goes of course not just look at mine And then around the same time I heard sergeant peppers lonely Hearts Club band and I was right away I know so I called my first band the blue brass band because the drummer had a blue drum kit Then I got my first guitar for my confirmation. I just started playing holy

sincerely stuttering John Melendez age 34 wrong with the three top 34 and a half fucking embarrassing my god that's his press that he wrote for himself this is what he was writing in the 90s it's amazing he's not changed at all. Well, okay, he's changed a bunch. He never talks about carrots anymore. Can you believe that? I brought it up in his book. All right, he still talks about carrots.

I'm sure I have a stack of all 12 guitar magazine for the practicing musician from 1994. I'm gonna start going through and see if there's any reviews of this album. Please do, there's to be something in there Well, there doesn't have to be it wasn't a big deal Since we're going back in time real quick This is the Howard Stern show and how we're complaining about job

By the way, I just want to make it a show announcement stuttering John's been in the bathroom since 710 This is this guy comes to work. He's in the bathroom all morning. I've almost just about had it with the guy. The reason I have trouble answering the phones is because half the people have hung up that he's still got on the computer. He's in the bathroom? Yeah, since 7-10. What do you do in a bathroom for 20 minutes? No wonder he has hemorrhoids. Did somebody check him? Is he sick in there? Sick? Does he need some Xanax? Yeah, maybe he's having another pain in the back.

Because this is a daily occurrence. Well, what is it? Let's fire him already. It's a joke. It's a joke with you. Dude, 710 to 730. I had a little problem. What's the problem? Tell me. It just didn't seem like I just was in, I had to go to the bathroom. Dude, go at home, man. I never go to the bathroom here I don't know. Yes. Don't shit at work. Thank you Howard I knew I like the old version of power is making a lot of good points right now But seriously John has to be there from 6 to 10 for the Howard Stern show and he spends 30 minutes of it shitting

Well, I should be answering the phones He just doesn't want to work. I'm on this weird schedule 7 o'clock. Oh, you know what? You know what the schedule is. You just don't like working. No, I know I can't wait to get out there dude It's four hours. I need you half an hour in the bathroom Howard an hour I have a real job Vegas. I had a little problem. That's why you have Here we go. That's why you have hemorrhoids. What are you sitting on the ball? You feel like you couldn't evacuate fully? Yes, can I tell you something? Yeah, I keep can I tell you something John the reason that you feel that when you feel that feeling get up off

The bowl and get back to work There is why I play this and I was Producing this clip so, you know John had a stress test recently Yeah, and his heart is perfect right at the age of 58 which is impressive good job John turns out this wasn't the first stress test that he's taken this is from years ago. I probably have a cardio problem. Why would you drink and eat uncontrollably if you have a cardio problem? Howard I was hooked up to the whole treadmill thing with you. And you were fine. They actually said that

the three Y's that supply your heart with energy and you know one of mine is like completely clogged wow sounds like it's perfect miraculous recovery maybe they zoomed in on one area of the heart like this part no problems at all all the other stuff not working not even close so whatever serves the narrative narrative at that time. Correct. That's John. Always lying all the time. So, thank you for that.

Cardiff, any other thoughts on John's guitar playing that you were witnessing live there? Well, full transparency. I mean, everything you were saying could apply to me as well. But I don't go bragging that I'm the greatest guitar player Abuse a pentatonic scale every time I'm asked to do a solo Well, right that that's the difference. That's why I started this segment by saying We wouldn't be talking about this if John wasn't bragging about how much better he is a guitar and it's crazy because he's really not Good at all. So if I was him, I wouldn't be challenging people around the internet that I've never heard Blake Dyer before.

Drawing attention to it. Yeah, it's really stupid. So anyway, Cardiff, you stopped moving. What's going on? I think I got some internet issues today. Oh, okay. Subway surfing's gonna be fun tonight. Oh, no.

Cardiff, your audio is awesome, I just wanted to say that. Yes, you figured that part out. Nice level. So that's pretty good. All right, let's bring Annie in here Let's do it Annie. How's it going? Great job last night on tookie soup Annie Thank you very much. You do she she did such a good job. The people were annoyed with her Too convincing Annie. Yeah, Aliree blade literally said be annoying. I said that.

Nailed it. Laughing everything KB says. She pulled that off pretty well. Alright. We got a fun round of who said it? That's right. Wednesdays are who said it days. Who won last time?

It was a two way tie, right? I think you producer Chris and maybe even Lucy my crazy class it was Andy. I think I won yeah, I tied This does Chris have some like Harrison Young record book To a tie with Andy and and Annie and Andy cube public oh, Andy that's right! I scored zero. Alright. Alright, let's story my life. Let's see what happens this time. Welcome to Who Said It? The official podcast game on WATP. Brought to you by patreon.com slash Cardiff Electric and the Cardiff Electric YouTube channel.

Subscribe today. Okay Carl and co-host Who Said It. Our first entry Who Said It. Going to eat hot dogs at Costco by yourself. It's a great life. Who Said It. Eating hot dogs at Costco by yourself. It's a great life Who said it eating hot dogs at Costco by yourself to great life? I'm gonna say that was said by Kevin Rudd and what do you think Lucy? I was also leaning with KB. Okay, Andy Opie Annie. I also think it's O. He proves a Chris Tom Myers One two three What wife lets you broadcast on Christmas day Christmas night?

What are you doing? You must be a terrible husband a terrible husband or just going to Costco by Dogs going to eat hot dogs at Costco by yourself. It's a great life It was Chad Zumach was the answer so no one got that one did away. I did Buddy our next entry Are we allowed to shop at Walmart still? Is that one of the cool stores? allowed to shop at Walmart still? Is that one of the cool stores? Who said it? Oh man, that's an OP. That's gotta be an OP thing because I could just see him talking about Target and the issues they had with the trans stuff. What do you think, Lucy?

I'm gonna go with John. Okay, Andy? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm You guys aren't appreciating my rationale and analysis on this one. Annie, what do you think? Tom Myers for this one. All right producer Chris. Hurry up and remove this embarrassing freeze frame of me Well, now let me see He started rocky too We've got Zuma who's the other one? Okay, okay, Opie. All right one two three Okay, Opie all right one two three Yeah, all right there you go Walmart has a whole area for Devon AC DC kiss merch now

Are we allowed to shop in Walmart still? Oh no, I'll be is that one of the cool stores I can't keep up with that with everyone's baby attitude Walmart's not one of the cool stores When was this he looks so old he looks terrible and also AC DC shirts This was father's day last year cuts, okay, cuz that affected us back in the day So I'd be a hypocrite to say like yeah ball for boycotts. I'm not our next entry up for girl cats Next entry up for girl cats. I hope he would add to that one. All right.

So I'm on the board now. Producer Chris is on the board. Correct. Congratulations. You needed that one. So is Cardiff. All right. Let's see what happens.

They're going into war. Kind of like, what the fuck? Who said it? They're going into work kind of like, what the fuck? I'm going to go Tom Myers with that one. What do you think, Lucy? I'm gonna go Tom Myers with that one. What do you think Lucy? I'm gonna go Tommy T Andy

Opie Annie Tommy T PC Tommy T. All right one two three People like to take advantage. What is the history with Ukraine and Russia because?

years ago They were part of the soviet yeah, they were one yeah, and now they're at war So it's got to be odd even if you know The people the Russian soldiers weren't around for them. Yeah, I'm sure their parents told them that Ukraine Russia were all one So they're going into war kind of like what the fuck yeah Well, there's a lot of Soviet you know a lot of Russians that live in Ukraine our next entry that other fucking guy Ethan Hawke

Who said it? Okay, I gotta go Who said it? Okay, I gotta go Stuttering John Melendez, what do you think Lucy? I'm gonna go KB Andy Stuture Annie Stuttering John producer Chris. I am I rarely do this. I'm changing my answer at the last second KB Why you change it from stuttering John from stuttering John?

I heard you get mad when I pick Stuttering John, is it because you just don't want to copy me? Well, yes. It's because you wanted to copy me. Okay. I'm not copying. And me. One, two, three.

Thanks for bucks. Okay, at the hottest rank. The wrong choice there. Never again. Who would you want to smash the most? Elissa Dundana, Chrissy Mayer and Beth Stern. Wow, well, you know, I probably shag all of them. I'm not a redhead person.

That's surprising. But I like Chrissy. She put I would say best turn. But then again, Howard's been in up with them. Lisa Benji has been in there. And then diesel. Why does he think like that? And fucking? Yeah. So we have a two not there at the moment. David Blaine. John? That's my girlfriend.

May I cut in? Yeah. And that other fucking guy, Ethan Hawke. And Howard's not hung that well. And I'm way better looking. Yeah, best her. Definitely Beth. Listen, I'm a straight guy.

But I would never say, oh oh she's been with Ethan Hawke Yeah, definitely Lucky Beth our final entry if only she'd reply to him on Facebook. I don't think it's gonna happen. You're covered in oil. And then your body feels weird. Who said it? You're covered in oil and then your body feels weird. I got to go with Opie. What do you think, Lucy? I'm gonna go with tommy t again. Hmm. I think so, too Even though it seems like a Chad Zumach red herring

Interesting what do you think Annie? KB Mr.. Chris Tommy T. What did I say? Opie so long ago, okay one What did I say? OP. So why you go? Okay. One. Wet brain. Two. Three.

I remember! No wait, I do remember! Confabulation. Two best things in the world. No, no, they're terrible. If you get a real massage without a happy ending. You're covered in oil and then your body feels weird. Because if they do a real good job massaging, your muscles feel weird if that's why you need a happy happy ending to because it relaxes you

exactly your whole body till you get a massage it feels good then you fucking come and you're like fucking wipe this shit up I got to get out of here and I'm going to sleep it's the greatest feeling in the world that's why the Sean Watson got in trouble because he loved that he was trying to get jerked off all the time That's all for this time Now you know who said it See Eugene sit good dog One of the final scores you got three there was a bunch of other twos and Wow Andy and Cardiff got ones

So Annie is on a roll right now. You're the big leader. I'm doing good lately apparently you are all right Could you imagine I'm sending her the link before the game What's anyone but Cardiff Anyone but Cardiff policy. What have we done today? We've done about Chris DeLeah and His awful podcast. I you know, I'm not even that upset about the sex cult and underage girls I hate his podcast. I'm very offended by that. It's ridiculous I never thought I would wish he would go back to seducing teenage girls. Right, get back, get a TV show or something. Stay in your lane, Chris. Yes. We talked about

Eric Griffin on the Adam Carolla show. We talked about Kevin Brennan turning into Stuttering John. We talked about Dr. Steve and Barry Williams not being his best friend. That was the part I left off that story. Steve was in his mind picturing like Barry being like Thanks, man. Hey, what's your number? We should get together next time. I've been down to an album She's singing sunshine days skipping to the pharmacy the go-go for a walk Stuttering John Sucks at podcasting and guitar and we proved it yet again. Anyone at who said it, you know what that means, it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode. Happy to say Vidi Paulino will be here in studio with us this weekend coming up and Principled Uncertainty sent me this show. I was going to break it down today and then I went, no, this is actually good enough for its very own episode. Happy 420. It's that reality show, Trainwreck TV at its finest where there's no net.

Yes it is. 420? Yes it is. You know what no net. Yes, it is. Four 20. Yes, it is. You know what that means? No, it isn't four 20s, four 19. I'm sorry. But four 20s tomorrow. Oh yeah. And we don't do the show tomorrow.

So it's happy four 20. We're celebrating four 20 early. You know what tomorrow, I mean, today is, today is four 19. Yeah. Today was the day it was on the state and 1993 that the Brant's Davidians started their protest. Yeah. It was on the state in 1995 that Timothy McVeigh bombed the Murrow building in Oklahoma City.

I still have a pang of guilt about that. She's the person on the right touching themselves. building in Oklahoma City. I still have a pang of guilt about that because I'm the one that put the recipe out in public. Kenny Lee looks terrible. Keep waiting for that middle part to open in weather face to come out. I didn't mean to have that kind of repercussions. I was just a kid. You were 95, you were about my age. No, but when I put the recipe out in public was 1966 You don't really know that for a fact This is the most bizarre thing i've ever seen principal has already found this he's just like I got a gem for you This is I don't know what's going on. I can't wait to explore more. It's Helga man. I can't wait either

this video is 29 views on it, so there's no one's discover And five of those are me because I keep going bad doing what is going on here. I started the video I'm like can we do this please I didn't even look for a response Yeah, it's whether he likes it or not. Shit. What's it called? That's what we're doing. Helga man is the name of the YouTube channel. But they said something. I don't

know. We'll find out. What kind of teases that? Crazy people on the internet talking about nonsense coming up on the next W ATP. I think that's gonna be fine. All right, guys, I wanna thank you all for joining me so much. Andy Kupublic, you're doing the All Apologies podcast.

I am, this week we did Neon, who is a little dildo streamer that, it's just like being unlikable as content. I sent you a clip if you wanna play the teaser. Oh, right right I have two teaser clips there's more teasers to be had here today I'll be nice to you bro I'll beat the shit out of you and your fat girlfriend bro I'll smack her in her face too bitch and I'll got him out of dogs your entire

family what's your name? I'm not doing shit. What dogs your entire family what's your name what's your name what's your name so you could take the gamer out of the game but you can't take the gamer words I swear to God So You could take the gamer out of the game, but you can't take the gamer words out of the gamer oopsie so Neon got canceled for no no telling a 10 year old to that. He's gonna rape them. Oh, you can't say that But anything these days yeah, then he got arrested in Dubai recently so that way it was pretty fun to cover that Bleed okay, but They got arrested in Dubai recently So that was it was pretty fun to cover that but then on top of that Lucy and I have our movie watch along show

On twitch right Thursday matinee and we're gonna do a few extra episodes of baby draw awareness to the show and That's the Thursday matinee channel on Twitch and next we're going to be we're going to be doing a Gary Busey series nice we announced surviving the game as the next main featured episode but to set that off we're going to be covering Carney and we have a clip of that of that. What year is this from? Lucy? Before Lucy got fucked up. So wait, 70s early 80s?

Yeah. Oh my god, this is... Joey Foster is in it. Robbie Robbler is... Oh no shit. Target's over here, dummy. What do you do? I'm a waitress.

I bet you get a lot of tips. Put one in my mouth! Target's over here, dummy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's great. So check that out. I'll take your word for it. What is it? The next week from tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Oh, correct.

Can't wait. We'll plug it on the socials. Yes, that is accurate. Very good. What's the Twitch URL? Twitch.tv slash? Thur, Thur, Matinee. T-H-U-R, Matinee.

Got it. Beautiful. Very confident. Lucy! We know you're a fan of Twitch.tv slash. There are two matinee T H U R matinee. Got it. Beautiful. Very confident. Lucy, we know things about what we're doing. Lucy, what are you up to these days? What am I doing?

Once I was Kaylee and all your other shenanigans. Lots of stuff going on on at once over with Kaylee, which is spelled C A Y L E Y. This week I released a review of five movies that came out in the year 1975 that you might not have seen. And in addition to that, next Tuesday, the 30th, I will be releasing a review of Being There with producer Chris. Hey.

Wow. Exciting stuff. Very exciting. In addition to that, this week I also was on Cinema Rec recall talking about Howard the duck and on cradle to the grave talking about vampires kiss and Over on using entertainment talking about Tarantino and also will be talking about James Cameron shortly Wow Wow And don't forget. I also have a patreon where I am reviewing whatever we get sent in the mail here as well as popsicles Thank you for reminding me so more shark related stuff Reminding me we did get a gift. We're gonna open it right now while we're doing that though Annie

Do you have anything that you want to promote to the people? Of course you can go check out my video game review podcast on youtube.com slash at WIP GS very good Okay, so we got a box in the mail today Game Review podcast on youtube.com slash at WIPGS. Very good, okay. So we got a box in the mail today. This one. Summer to surfing at eight, bye. Bye, bye, kind of. Bye, kind of.

Bye, kind of. This is two chompers, I guess that's me. How can you be so certain? This one's for Lucy. Good one, Lucy. Thank you. Thank you. This one is for Chris.

Hey, that's me. And. Whoa and these are so nicely packed last and least Remember our PO box is listed on who are these calm Okay, all right, I got the napping queen eye covers Got the napping queen eye covers Well done, what did you get there? It's fun to be a nun Wow do we know who these are from oh let me check on that hey, that's less gay than usual And I got a book on hairstyle

Braids buns and twists this is from Ted's heavy manufacturing concern in Virginia well, thank you Thank you so much. Thanks for your joke sir. You think I'm not gonna wear this you better But and this is put it down now buddy better wear that other Ted Sheckler says yeah, you got it sweet We did Ted. Thank you very much We appreciate that All right, that's everything right please join us again next time We'll be there so we find out what's wrong who are these podcast sleepover ponies?

Of morning radio Mmm, okay great show good job everybody great job everyone great job everyone any do we have any new reviews that you can read for us Yes, but I'm gonna go back to some of the old podcast attic reviews. I got two that I think are pretty interesting, okay? We have one from padded C cups from 7922 star fucker wannabe podcast host analyzes my stand up by saying I'm horrible and not funny and plays clips where I'm telling jokes and people are laughing. That is proving he's deaf or a total fucking idiot or both. Wait a second. Was that from Patrick Michael?

There's no way to prove it. Is it? Well, here's how we would know. Is it one or five? It's five. Oh, okay. Very good. That's a good one.

I like it. And the second one comes in from Paco Gwe on 7322. This podcast is the dopest dope you will ever smoke. What up, Carl? This is Paco. Shout out Kroger. Yeah. Yeah.

Shout out Paco. Since you played that, Paco's been blowing up the voicemail this week. Yeah, what's up, Carl? I was listening to your episode and good as always, fucking dope, you know, pedos, fucking awesome. up the voicemail this week. Yeah, what's up, Kyle? I was listening to your episode and good as always. Fucking dope. No pedos is fucking funny. Anyway, I just want to say fuck that Tron guy or whatever his name is trying to trying to give me a shot at him and taking the back. Fucking bitch. You know

what I'm saying? I'm out here in this motherfucker like Doug, I'm way better than you. I'm out here in this motherfucker like dog. I'm way better than you Uh shot some india or whatever her name is Come on bago Yeah, what's up? Carl? Um, I just want to let you know man Van Pregnant guys probably do my favorite boys mailer other than me, of course bp He's always coming through in the clutch. You know, i'm saying he's got something good to say He's got that catchphrase. There was a period of time where he was MI8 and you know, those were the statin I call those the sad WAPT Anyway, my least favorite college Gary for San Diego

Shout out to Mork Yeah, what's up, Carter? I just want to say, my favorite review girl is Kim B. Kim B. Kim B. Oh, okay. That's what they came in for the heat. Anyway, you know what I'm saying? She gots my back. She hates Gary San Diego. She's actually beautiful.

And you know what? I'm going to go ahead and say who my favorite, who my least favorite review girl is. Not even a girl. Let's be real, dude. This fucking Carter's electric. Beautiful and you know what I'm gonna go ahead and say who my favorite who my least favorite Review girl is not even a girl. Let's be real dude. It's fucking Cardiff electric I remember that's a period of time where he was through you girl. Yeah, and I did not like it You're not tickle my fancy right? It's real fired up. That wasn't even all of his calls from this week.

No. Those are the ones I thought were fun. Man or Man calling in. Get your dumb ass up cause it's time for human soup. The taste is gonna move ya. With freakin' call, the producer Chris. The taste, the taste, the taste is gonna move ya. Now fuck it up, God.

Fuck. Ugh. Man, I fucked it up. God fuck That's pretty good matter bad it's fine human soup I get it swing in the midst But but but but but but but but but but but but stuttering John world order Stw world order. STW. Nope. Fritting head. Cause he's stuttering. Get it? Hey Carl, it's Joe from Chicago. Uh, all I, I, all I wanted to say is that you should absolutely, uh,

take a dive into a West Watson. Uh, the reason I know about him is because my boss found out about him at some point last year and sent me a few of his videos and I watched them and he's just a roid raging dickhead. So nothing really more than that. And now my boss pays him money for him to tell him what to eat. So he just seems like a big douche and I think he'd be a good topic to cover good topic to cover for a WAPT. Uh, okay. Cool. Thanks. Good show. Bye bye. Yeah, that's, I do have to cover that guy because he's one of these podcasters,

influencers, YouTubers who claims he was in prison for all this time. He's just lying. And, uh, my buddy Matthew Cox was telling me about that. Definitely worth a, uh, a little bit of a deep dive on. Hey, Burger Man, there was some speculation as to what the lady with the closed head injury, pure genuine does for her day jobs. She's been employee of the year at the DMV

for the past two decades. She really fits into a civil service job. Bye. That story checks out. I was trying to figure out who would tolerate her, the DMV. Yeah, that sounds about right. Carl, you're on point dabble point bitching about stuttering John's album cover and it being unappealing.

You have a garbage can as your logo. It's a cute garbage can. It's not an album cover. It's wearing headphones. It's a cute garbage can. It's not an album cover. It's wearing headphones. It's adorable. Hey, Carl. Gary from San Diego. Hey, Gary.

Well, I've noticed that John isn't really talking to Vince the lawyer at all. Right. But he is talking to Devin and Alexandra. What's going on here? Why is he talking to them? It's weird. Scratching my head, trying to figure it out. Possibly he's trying to groom them.

Could John be a groomer? Anyway, let me know what you think about that. Rock and Rolla from San Diego. All right. Thank you, Gary. Wow. That's an interesting take. It's a hot take from Gary.

Those very often. I'm not sure about that. Hey Carl, good to see you. Something I listened to the Blind Mike crossover about Julia Fox's book and I just realized she is the female stuttering John. Everything she does as a child is the greatest thing ever. Wow. All right, Vinny, Scott. Yes, we've been breaking down Julia Fox's autobiography on our crossover show. So for our Patreon, you can get those and we've done three episodes so far and Julia Fox was the most amazing person to ever live. It's incredible what

she's been able to accomplish by the age of six. She remembers all of it. She remembers every conversation and how great she was. She brought her brother to tears with the stories she would write. Fucking lunatic. W a T P this message is for Cardiff. Mother's day is just around the corner. How about an all ladies edition of who said it? Kate Meany, Sarah Silverman, Bonnie McFarlane,

Alex Cooper, June Diane Rayfield. See what you can do. That would be torture. It's all self-important. Let's definitely do that to Cardiff. Betta Karate says, S.J.'s never groomed in his life. All right, good point.

It's got an alibi, damn it. We're all thinking it. You might be right. This is very exciting for me guys because We've gotten calls from celebrities. We've gotten calls from dead people But never have we gotten a call from tower seven of the World Trade Center. It's about time to Take all how you doing? It's a building number seven from the World Trade Center campus Yeah, uh heard all heard you talk about Stuttering John

and how he lost a couple of loved ones that day. But I would just like to represent the North and South Tower and myself by saying, fuck Stuttering John. We fucking hate you. We also hate Bobo, that fucking cocksucker. I hope you two both get fucked. Okay? That's all I got. Tower 7 is pretty based. You know what? Actually, I agree with you on that. Now I feel bad that Tower 7 was taken

down by a demolition that was set up by the CIA. It's kind of a bummer that that happened Carl did I hear you comparing Eddie murphy's party all the time to john's shitty music. No way Written and produced by rick james rick james performed on eddie murphy's song. That was a banger in addition That could be lucy tightbox's theme song. She should listen to it. She can judge. Is it a banger or not? Peace from the West Coast My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time She parties all the time She likes to party all the time She likes to party all the time

She likes to party all the time I like it less now I like every 80's song that does this She likes to party all the time She likes to party all the time She likes to party all the time Hey if anyone wants to sing the chorus just go ahead whenever you want Just go ahead and start singing it

Party all the time Yeah that's what's what I bet. Yeah, that's great guys. Good job You know what the reason why that song was so off-putting you forget about this time When eddie murphy was really funny and his movies were great and they started taking themselves too seriously And he came out with this song. You're just like oh eddie come back. Can't you just be gumby? What are you doing? Yeah, I can do it all I'm not just a clown Yeah, and we're all just like and then when you find out what Eddie Murphy came you're like, okay This all makes sense now. No, it makes sense in context, but at the time we're just like what are you doing? Yeah? Yeah pop sensation Anyway, I love Eddie Murphy. I'm just kidding

Tune in in about an hour and a half. We'll be doing a bonus show with Dick Masterson and Sean the Audio Engineer. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr