Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep514 - Pure Genuine & That Reality Show

Episode Date: May 2, 2024

This week we’re presenting a double feature with a couple of our current favorites. First we check in on Helga Mann and Lisa Boswell, a show that blew up this week and they’re celebrating their ne...wfound fame. We learn a lot about Lisa’s background and it’s way crazier than I could have imagined. Then we check in on Frenchie who dropped the third installment of Pure Genuine starring the one and only Rio, the bearded lady. This is one of the most uncomfortable conversations I’ve ever heard. Patrick Melton from Nobody Likes Onions joins the show to discuss Lisa’s resemblance to Ozzy Osbourne and Frenchie’s elusive gender. We also discuss the latest work from Chad Zumock and Kate Meaney, ironically two people who don’t actually work. And Cardiff joins us as we review the latest scheme by Stuttering John to get his enemies arrested. This time it’s Patrick Melton who will be in handcuffs very soon. More childish revenge fantasies. We wrap up with a round of To Poke A Dabbler, some reviews we missed, and your voicemails. bananabag.org/watp – Code WATP for 25% or a 2 pack sample for $1 from Banana Bag Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ use promo code WATP for 20% off https://www.youtube.com/user/nobodylikesonions  https://www.youtube.com/@subredditsurfing Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:55 me today, it's the hunchback of Las Vegas from Nobody Likes Onions, Patrick Melton. What's up, Patrick? That's, you didn't, this is an attack. It's vicious. He didn't know you an attack. It's vicious He didn't know you're coming in to our territory today trying to dispel these rumors and I'm gonna news for everybody I'm gonna have it drained before Mania that'll show them No, you can get a hutchback drain. They had no idea Actually Carl, I believe he's making a joke
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Starting point is 00:02:56 More gifts came in the mail nice for Lucy I got to I got to get those two or a bunch of movies came in from baloney factory I saw some of them. I was cracking up. Yes, so thank you very much for sending in the gifts. Yes, we do review popsicles She did at one point I don't know if it's someone on our discord are getting very frothed and they're they're cropping in on her breasts and Yeah, they're saying that they like her popsicle reviews. That's what she does. So I can only imagine this graphic. Melton has really perfected the zoom in.
Starting point is 00:03:32 I can only imagine your discord is picking up on that learning. You could really get a lot more information when you enhance and zoom. Yeah, don't look at what they're trying to get you to look at. Right. Get the things that they didn't think about. Let's tighten up on that box Yesterday John was trying to get people to give two hundred dollars to see his apartment. Yes I'm gonna talk about that with you. We have some celery John stuff to get to but first I have to tell you the tickets are
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Starting point is 00:04:16 We got a killer lineup of comics Friday night, a Kill Tony style show. I was down there today actually this morning and planning more. I'm working on other stuff. Nice nice I'm trying to have it packed if we get Ray in a dunk tank you know every time like the first DabbleCon we wanted to get Chad at a dunk yeah everyone always thinks like how do we get the biggest loser in the devil verse or summer in Vegas what about just paintball but Ray doesn't have a gun
Starting point is 00:04:49 This yellow about the paintball gun every fun Dale there is like one of those Battlefield paintball things where you can like drive tanks and stuff. I'm in There I see that everyone attack Ray just smear the Ray Did we start the show yeah so what about how long is this intro car that's a long one today tell you hecka media.com promo code WTP 20% off your tickets we're gonna have a lot of fun that weekend it's loaded with podcast Saturday I smoke weed as Kevin Brennan will tell you so I draw everything out sorry yeah that happens sometimes an idiot
Starting point is 00:05:27 Also as I'm promoting these appearances that we're making come see my band with Chris the isotopes at beer park in Rochester This Saturday night 7 till 10 will be performing It's a really cool outdoor venue for in the Western New York area Consider coming down the isotopes calm for more information on that We encourage our listeners give us five stars review on Apple podcast or wherever you review podcasts Then show us in the comment section today. We'll be updating everyone on pure genuine and that reality show We have all listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. I actually was going to start with pure genuine because Frenchy Hanna who I love
Starting point is 00:06:04 Just had real back on the show. And for the first time, this is pure genuine episode number three, the bearded lady Rio is back and they get into it. It gets heated. But that's a tease because I have to start with that reality show Helga Mann and Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell, I feel like has always been in my life. I don't remember a time when this wasn't my favorite podcaster She's been in my head at this point. No, I we've learned a lot about them We've learned a lot and so I'm gonna play some clips We're gonna talk about some information people have discovered people have sent me information in that's very interesting
Starting point is 00:06:38 One of the things I learned is that Helga is 78 years old Lisa is 68 years old Robinbing the cradle. I don't think they're a couple Oh, okay. I don't think so. I don't know. I mean there's more to learn for sure Yeah, it's a lot of mysteries out there So today's theme is mental patients on the internet basically is what we're doing today because that's why I'm here Yeah, she Helga Lisa and Suddary John and Chad Zumach for that matter. So all mental patients on the internet. I wanna start off with what I call a WATP success story. This doesn't happen very often, and when it does, I do need to pat myself on the back
Starting point is 00:07:15 because when we first checked out that reality show, Principal Uncertainty told us about it, we didn't know about it, and we saw the episodes were getting like 20, 30 views each. They didn't have a lot of subscribers not a lot of interaction Well boy did that change this week and no one's more excited about it than Helga and Lisa But we found some new fans yesterday we got 10 new subscriptions yesterday from a Blog called who are these people close enough?
Starting point is 00:07:45 W a t p w a t p. We gotta get that on the board. Absolutely. W a t p. You hear that again? W a t p w a t p. I love those guys. Yeah, they describe me as the human Muppet.
Starting point is 00:08:04 And they described her as an elderly trans woman. Other way around. Yeah. Yeah. They I had, you know, shout out to who are these people? They, uh, I really, they made my day chemistry's a little off there. They're more excited. This is awesome. 10 years. Has anyone pointed out how similar the one on the right? I don't know. I don't know their names. Shit thing. One and thing too. The one on the right, her facial structure, ignore everything else. Just look at her face. It's Ozzy Osborne. Oh yes. It's Ozzy in 20 years from now. I mean, if you just watch the face talk, it's Ozzy. Interesting. Yeah. The, the big mouth and the way it overly expresses things and takes so long to formulate thoughts. I'm telling you the whole face looks like Ozzy to me.
Starting point is 00:09:08 So this is their first show after we dropped the video where we were reviewing their show. And so they're excited, 10 new subscribers and people are paying attention. Someone must have sent them the link to our show or something. I don't know why they thought it was a blog, but whatever. The world's confusing these days the next episode They're even more excited because that episode got 700 views and now they're bona fide superstars I hope we get enough attention now. We did over 700 views yesterday That's never happened before on one day. I mean we're just we're just walking on air. It's the best thing ever happened to us.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Well, we've had over 700 likes. We've had over 700 views. But it took years. Yeah, I think the point Helga was making is that's never happened in one day before. It means it's just like, well, give us some credit. We think it's an utter abuse over three years time. And Helga really dressed up for the occasion. Oh yeah. The lipstick and everything. She's like, I don't want to look psychotic. God, do we know they're, they're personal. Do they live together? Are they in the same building? What's the, okay. I'm learning as we go. I don't think they live together, but they might. They might because the reason why I say they don't is because
Starting point is 00:10:28 they one anecdote that Helga said where she tried to call and people get mad at me for saying she listen, I'm as confused as anyone about all this. Whatever thing one thing too. I like it. Whatever. But she said that she tried to call Lisa at 530 and Lisa was already passed out for the day. So I assume they don't live in the same place. But then, and this is just a fun drop right here. This is Lisa talking about the day before. It was 83 degrees yesterday. Oh, it was beautiful outside. It was 83 degrees. It was hot as hell in this house.
Starting point is 00:11:02 It was hot as hell in this house. Now, they're up in Connecticut and what I discovered is that Lisa was put in jail again and then as soon as she got out, she got the fuck out of South Carolina and came up to Connecticut where New Haven where Helga is. Okay. All right. So now they have viewers, they're promoting their show, they're letting us know, we got to check in with them every day. Yeah, we do this every week. Every Wednesday we do this. Every Wednesday we sit in front of the camera and get blasted.
Starting point is 00:11:35 And we tell you what's going on with edibles. We swear by edibles. I've been refining marijuana oil for over 50 years So Helga is such a bragger just non-stop talking about how amazing he is or she is Has been refining this hairstyle for a couple weeks Get on that All right, so one more clip about how excited they are about this new audience Immediately they're like okay. We got a couple hundred people watching us. How do we monetize that they're ready to do? go on the website, they'll get X man calm and I'll give contact information or we can get hold of us. He wants to be guests on your show and
Starting point is 00:12:24 I'll give contact information where you can get hold of us. You want us to be guests on your show and It'll also give you How to find the five books I've got in print because that's the only source of money we've got right now That's the only merch we've got I'm eventually going to come up with t-shirts and coffee mug stuff like that But first off I got to settle my tax debt. So you're gonna see a patreon account thing We're gonna we're going to establish a patreon account So that we can start making money doing this dog and pony You would see Lisa's eyes with the dollars We're gonna do merch. Establish a Patreon account so that we can start making money doing this dog and
Starting point is 00:13:13 pony show because YouTube is never going to monetize us. Understand this people. We don't know you. But we love you. What a sweetheart. We love you. No What a sweetheart we love you Lisa. I'm honestly more confused Helga X man Are you saying a former man or is it just an X or that's the joke and what's the middle name is Xavier? I'm pretty sure the joke is it's just so confusing of a URL Everything about this show is confusing. I'm still I've watched probably six episodes at this point. I'm still trying to figure out what's going on.
Starting point is 00:13:53 So I love they say, we won't get monetized. Everyone thinks they just started a patreon and they just start making money. Like yeah, that's how that works. So they say we can't get monetized on YouTube. They're too controversial. Their political views are they think Trump is the next Hitler. God knows YouTube can't have that kind of talk on their platform. Never.
Starting point is 00:14:10 They would never allow that. We'll get into more of that for sure. But I want to start off talking about Lisa. I have information on both of their backgrounds. But I want to start with Lisa because Lisa is fascinating to me as you know. And now Lisa went away and they said last time they said you know we're the Joker and the thief and Lisa says which one of mine
Starting point is 00:14:30 and I was like well you're the thief you went to prison for it for all those years oh yeah speaking of Helga take care of your tax problem Lisa style yeah don't pay it for 25 years I haven't paid taxes in 25 years. You do that way too well. I fucking love it so much. All of these drops are the funniest things I've ever heard. Okay, so this is Lisa talking about her mom. I realized yesterday that my mother ain't even online with me. Your mother? Yeah. Well, that's because she's dead.
Starting point is 00:15:02 She's dead? Absolutely dead. When did she die dead She's dead Absolutely dead Uh when you were in jail Oh, yeah It's like asking biden about his dad that's why she's not online Yeah, that's a good reason All right She is yeah. Oh, right. I just realized my mom's not online my mom died in the 80s. She's not either So really not even dial up
Starting point is 00:15:35 Can't even go to a chat room with her one email So then we try to find out Which crime? Did Lisa commit when her mom passed away. Because this is all very confusing. You chose when I was in jail? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:54 That was when you got caught walking down the street carrying a screwdriver. Or what was it when you got caught going into the beach house? I'm not sure which it was. No, yeah. Which time at which time? She died when I went in the beach house. Yeah. When I was invited to go in.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Yeah. Angie Hanna. But Angie didn't have authority. She said this is my beach house. Come stay at my beach house. Angie didn't have authority to let other people stay in her Beach House. And I think a homeless trans woman who's also an ex-convict is not the kind of person one's family wants to see in one's Beach House. Don't you think? It's being a little judgy.
Starting point is 00:16:39 Hell no. Right. Especially in South Carolina. It's presumptuous. You don't know what I like in my Beach House. especially in South Carolina, it's presumptuous I Don't know what I like in my beach house, so David Holdwick found some information about who Lisa used to be Lisa was I'm looking for them try to scan for the name. I think it's Robert Boswell and Have the article here
Starting point is 00:17:03 What happened? Let's find out I'm more curious about the screwdriver one Because that's not a crime like the time you got caught with a screwdriver walking down the street. Yeah, that's not illegal Pillowcase bandit gets life sentence Robert Boswell Wexington County authorities identified Robert Boswell as the pillowcase bandit before they knew his name. The man cruised the Whitehall and Gardendale subdivisions in St. Andrews looking for homes to burglarize. What set Boswell's crimes apart
Starting point is 00:17:37 from the run of the mill break-in is what he took. He stole women's clothing, especially underwear. Investigators say each time Boswell stuffed the garments into a pillowcase taken from the home, the sheriff, short-lived Boswell's arrest in August 2001, the obvious motive we think was a sexual predator. Detective found a pattern eventually linking Boswell to at least 20 burglaries in the county. And then, let's see, there's something really funny in here that I want to scan too. Basically when he was arrested, he wouldn't stop jerking off even as they caught him. So they decided that he was very dangerous and they actually gave him life in prison for the crime of burglarizing homes, stealing panties and jerking off with them.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Seems odd, right? I can see why these people are anti-establishment. Yeah. Like, all right, could you just tell me not to do that anymore or something? I'll pay a fine. I don't know. I used to be law abiding. It seems like one of the easiest sexual predators to get away from. Just take your panties off and throw them in the opposite direction. So he says he's bipolar. The defense attorney says he's bipolar and you know he just needs to get out of his meds and then everything will be fine. No one's in danger. What's the problem here? Who got hurt? Panties? Right. Case dismissed. Correct. So apparently it got overturned and obviously Lisa got out of jail, transitioned, met up with Helga, all good stories, all happy stuff. But let's go back to jail talk right here because things were not great in jail.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Nobody pays any attention to you. Both of us have spent stretches of time in jail. She's been spent more time in jail than I have But jails no fun unless you're good You know what more time in jail than just about anybody? No, there's other people spent more time in jail. I know I know people spent more time in jail You know, that's ridiculous because Helga's bragging all the time at least finally. It's a bragging like oh, yeah I spent a lot of jail time. She's like, all right It's not that much eat your right heel and how good is the one that looks like a white Leslie Jones, so You know what they remind me of I don't know if I mentioned this the last episode
Starting point is 00:19:54 But do you remember that kids in the hall skip or the two psychotic sisters who were men who put on wigs? Anyway, that was every kids in the hall No, I know if I fella got out after 30 years and it was like Years that that was in one city and you're still having trouble adjusting. Yeah, it does something to your mind Now it fucked me up We're slowly but surely get it getting you for getting you straightened out. It's it's it's hard It's it's gonna take still eventful commissary, right? Like does something to your mind? What about your larynx?
Starting point is 00:20:35 That too Pretty much fucked up everything. I love it. How it goes. It's something bad to your mind better goes now How it goes it did something bad to your mind better goes no You don't say I love it. Here's a gel fuck you up a little bit. Go figure your head moves like Terrence and Philip All right, so this is Lisa talking about jail in South Carolina South Carolina they arrested me put me in jail told me they were gonna leave me there five days Came back after two days and said get out of here We're tired of you Is so disturbing so Lisa says yeah, they threw me in jail said you're in here for five days
Starting point is 00:21:21 And then she was so obnoxious. There's like I fight get the fuck out of here Love it enough, and that's when she fled, Connecticut Because South Carolina is a problem in fact. She was attacked when she was in jail and What's great about this clip? I want you to pay attention to this Because Helga's bragging about a bar fight. He was in many many years ago, and how he beat the shit out of this dude and bragging about a bar fight he was in many, many years ago and how he beat the shit out of this dude. And Lisa's talking about getting stabbed 18 times. And they both carry on their conversations
Starting point is 00:21:50 without acknowledging each other. I feel like this could be a new format of talk show. Two people just carrying on completely different conversations at the same time. It's for when you share an earbud with somebody nearby. You're right, it's perfect for that. Which person were you listening to? I don't know. I couldn't, I couldn't figure it out.
Starting point is 00:22:08 I put them through the bar head first. I wound up with 18 stab wounds. The fight lasted about 12 seconds. 11 of them on my back. Got one on my face right here. I went to the moon Yeah, just like oh yeah, you got stabbed 18 times It's like a very slow rap battle yeah, it's like 50 cents got nothing on me, okay
Starting point is 00:22:44 my legs We became friends after that what we became friends like the guy that got in the bar fight with we became friends afterwards And this happens. I have another example of this where both of them are carrying on with their own conversation This is a show These two work together, so let's find out, because I'm sorry for Lisa, this knife attack seemed horrific. Stabbed 18 times. 18 is over the top.
Starting point is 00:23:11 It's too much. I don't draw a lot of lines of the sand around here. 50 cents going, going, that's a little much. 18 stab wounds is too much. Reel it in. Reel it in, guys. But let's see if there's a happy ending to this. There's something about getting in a fight if you're in a prison. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to
Starting point is 00:23:25 do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that.
Starting point is 00:23:33 I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going
Starting point is 00:23:41 to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to Real simple. You don't fuck with lifers. I got it back, but you know, that's regardless. This is my favorite Lisa Boswell rant, and I made my wife listen to it this morning. I don't know what she's talking about. I'm hoping you guys with fresh ears can help me decipher what this is.
Starting point is 00:24:02 One thing about me he said, he said, you're like a cold stew that's stewing on the stove. It's been turned off for a year. Yeah, rancid. Oh, look at how sad Lisa looks. Jesus. Oh my God, after Helga says, yeah, rancid. Look at her expression right here.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Totally dejected. Oh, I hate to see a sad Lisa possible. He lost his coke As you kick it high off ants Since we're doing my favorite Lisa rants this one. I actually wrote down in the comment section and helga responded to me underneath the video because this cracked me up and I can't digest cheese Can you believe that? That's sad. Well, it's cheddar cheese
Starting point is 00:24:59 You can you can handle anything is there a goat? A lot of it. I like pizza. Yeah. I like pizza. So do I. You'll never guess who sent me that clip this morning. Oh, Vinny?
Starting point is 00:25:17 Yeah. I can't digest cheese. Could you believe that? What a little. I do like putz. Mama says I'm not supposed to. All right, so let's get into Helga. Okay. Because Helga, they're talking about
Starting point is 00:25:36 how she has to get mental health check-ins or she's going to find a psychiatrist or something like that. And she explains that she's not suicidal. She's very excited being an old elderly lady living out her days in New Haven. But she will kill someone. Oh, that's refreshing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:56 They called me and asked me, is Helga suicidal or does she ever think about hurting herself? I go, no, that's not not Helga. No, I get homicidal but I don't get suicidal It starts to get evil I do want to know more about the bar fight what would have offended Helga is it political There's a lot of things for sure Don't even say I didn't make the bomb there's responsible for Oklahoma City because she claims that as well Oh one of her books that she sells she sells like her own What is that the?
Starting point is 00:26:43 Anarchist cookbook yeah, it's a similar to that to that. Okay. She is one of those kind of maybe that's why she changed her gender in her name Here's the foot. Here's the fun bomb idea Follow me for more tips. All right, so I'm picking up where we just left off in that clip laughing about being homicidal I that's worth the homicidal tendency because I don't like see I don't like seeing dead people's faces in my sleep That's the oh One is enough One is enough Implying that Helga has killed someone she has a teardrop tattoo
Starting point is 00:27:21 Barely see it with the makeup So I got a note from Vince Barry. I hope he's okay with me saying his name. He didn't tell me not to. And Vince says, I love this world that we're in where we can do these shows. And someone's like, yeah, I got some info on that. Hoga is a mainstay at open mics here in Connecticut. She always pushed the YouTube show and none of us ever watched.
Starting point is 00:27:41 If you can get a copy of her book slash pamphlet explains how she believes her grandmother was a space alien. Okay. Also not to bury the lead, but she goes around telling people that she killed a man back in the 70s. All right. The story goes that she was walking down a dark alien in New York City in the 70s and a man tried to sexually assault her. Now remember this was before this was back when her name was john hikes so that seems alright maybe so she defended herself by repeatedly kicking his head with her doc martins until he stopped breathing then supposedly she went back to her apartment and didn't speak about it again until the statute ran out she has told the story a lot at connecticut open mics one of those people that
Starting point is 00:28:22 if you get stuck in a ponderous meandering hour line conversation with he goes, if you go back to Helga, there's still a lot of water in that well skull. Great. Thank you very much for that. So I'll get out proud of himself for being part of the weather underground, I think like terrorist organizations in the U S in the sixties and stuff and anti Vietnam war. and they talk about why the Vietnam war wasn't a great idea like You know question. Do we know that either one of them isn't Robert Durst? We don't actually is that your theory of this? Yeah Yeah, I mean this is violence Kicking somebody to death and the headman going home with Doc Martens. I mean Doc Martens are like Lifelong boots. Yeah, you gotta go the fucking brain matter off of them. It's a pain in the ass
Starting point is 00:29:12 Why I have to shut off yet Doc Martens. I would have nightmares, too Now this is another example of them having completely different conversations at the same time Helga is weaving one of these tall tales and this is an insane story and Lisa's kind of letting it go but trying to get her own thing conversation going and I had a little bit longer clip but I promise you it's worth it. I like pizza. Yeah. You know that's. I like pizza. As we're picking up here. I wrote a song about it. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure Then you you're tripping. You get high on acid without doing acid. I wrote it on.
Starting point is 00:30:12 I wrote it on 14 hits of acid. How many lyrics could it be if she was able to write it on 14 hits of acid? Those are very small. Oh, she was. Okay. Okay. I believe you. I was performing in Seattle.
Starting point is 00:30:22 Moving on now. I was performing in Seattle when I wrote it. I wrote it on stage in Seattle, Washington. A little place, a little place. These protests that all and all these universities are taking place all over the campus. Every campus in America is having them. I take it back. I was in Vancouver when I wrote it.
Starting point is 00:30:44 Yale had theirs Sunday. all over the campus. Every campus in America is having them. I take it back. I was Vancouver when I wrote it. Yale had theirs Sunday. Suddenly it's just like, are we talking about the protest now? No, no, I'm still talking about my songwriting career. I like pizza. So, Helga is claiming that he wrote a 45-minute long song about pizza that got him a recording contract except for he wanted too much money from the label. Andy wrote it on stage.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Yes, in front of a small crowd. Wow. Imagine how many people got bumped that night because this idiot wouldn't get off. Yeah. One more song. Okay. Okay. We'll give you one more song. Take it away Yeah One more song. Okay. Okay. We'll give you one more song. I'll get take it away one more song God damn it
Starting point is 00:31:29 I think this is gonna be make me famous I want to finish off this segment with their amazing political analysis Because these two definitely have a political show And I like their takes on Donald Trump. I think it's the type of analysis you don't usually get. Like everything else I see is very much like just surface level. Donald Trump's a bad guy. We don't like the way he dresses. His hair is stupid. His face is orange. That kind of stuff, right? But this really gets to the bottom of it. Well, our old hero Donald Trump is in court again today. Today. So he's going to stink up the place another it. Well, our old hero Donald Trump is in court again today.
Starting point is 00:32:06 So he's going to stick up the place another day. Yeah. Have you heard about this? He stinks. He literally stinks. It smells like shit. Have you heard about this and shit stinks? It's fucking great. It stinks. I got bad shit. So they are very concerned about Donald Trump becoming the president because they think that it will immediately turn into a dictatorship because I guess someone's telling them that it would be impossible for a president to become a dictator. There's three branches
Starting point is 00:32:49 of government. You can't just do away with the other two. There's a constitution. I don't want to get into it like last time. Right. Right. Like last time when you just became a dictator and when ever when all your worst fears happened. Oh wait. No. Yeah. No. But the second time they always say yeah but the second term that's when he's really going to do everything. Like, all right. I mean, you said this last time too. I feel like you're the boy who cried. Exactly. This is the long play. Yeah. But all right. This is, uh, this is what they're claiming here because we're all in trouble because he says, you love the dictatorship. You're not going to like it here. I mean, it's going to be 1933 all over again.
Starting point is 00:33:29 You don't have a clue. You look at the old newsreels, the book burnings, rounding up a group of people. Well, the trans community was the guinea pig to see if Hitler could get away with genocide. They got away with it. Wasn't just us, it was somebody else. They started out with the gay and trans community. Zionists. And they realized that nobody even batted an eyelash.
Starting point is 00:34:03 You write this down Patrick. Mm-hmm. Did you know that? Hitler got away with a genocide blacks You know, you got it. They got this all figured out if Trump's gonna do this next that's his whole agenda Yeah, you don't see blacks around anymore. Nope. They completely got thanks to one eight off Hitler Hitler. Yeah, who knew? so This is them explaining what exactly will happen when Trump gets elected. Anybody who's considered to be a dissident is going to get rounded up and put in a gulag.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Joe Biden will die. He will be killed. Yeah, they will kill, they will kill the. I'm glad you specified he will be killed because he will die. Yeah, right. He will die at some point during Trump's term I agree with that he will be killed yeah they will kill they will kill the opposition just like just like Putin
Starting point is 00:34:54 does in Russia it was natural causes in the Oval Office yes clearly hunted down and killed that's what Trump wants yes, that's what Trump said he was going to do. Yes, what? What Trump said he was going to do was murder Joe Biden Hunt him down. I got to be honest. I don't go to all of his campaign rallies So I'm not on truth social Maybe he posted after the social I'm not out there. So it's very possible that one slipped by me. The guy's a showman Every now and then he sneaks in a B-side We're gonna make American great again and kill Joe wait, what did he does it was the second part there it's catchy whatever
Starting point is 00:35:39 That's what Trump said. He was going to do guess what? That's what Trump said he was going to do. Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Okay. No, he won't because if he comes right down to it, if this is a fight, I'd hate to fight me. Oh, hey, tough talk coming out of Lisa right now.
Starting point is 00:35:56 If this is a fight, I'm taking Lisa's side. She looks like the librarian at the beginning of Ghostbusters Yeah She's a ghoul. She's cool. Yeah exactly. I mean, it's really bad Lisa's doing what Dennis Rodman did on his show guess what guess yeah, guess what guess what like a child Well, they think of something to say He there was no say there will be no safe place in America for him if he gets elected child while they think of something to say. You don't even know it there. There is no, there will be no safe place in America for him if he gets elected. Real simple.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Somebody will take him out. You could not write this shit. Somebody's going to take him out. Oh, WT does make, uh, yeah, how good say anything about that? No, it's not a threat on the president's life if I misspell it So when I was making a joke before about how like I don't think YouTube's gonna be upset about them being anti Trump. Well, that's threatening that the president will be murdered Yeah, that it probably is a problem. It's probably against the terms of service. I would imagine, you know, that's the that the president will be murdered yeah that it probably is a problem it's probably against the terms of service I would imagine you know that's the opposite of TWO oh my gosh you're right Oh WT real simple somebody will take him out Oh WT world order there are a lot of people like me with a rifle
Starting point is 00:37:25 I know you're gonna be under arrest for things that you said recently but doesn't that seem a little crazy to be talking about Donald Trump getting elected someone's gonna take him out and I actually have one of those people that has a right seems a little premature a little bit yeah I'm just gonna start shooting tomorrow Well, it's gonna happen secret service is gonna show up and then we're gonna get another one of those apology tapes Like Kathy Griffin did you'll have a hulk it without his makeup behind. It's looking all terrible. Sorry. I threatened the president I was just joking. It's not gonna be funny. I didn't know
Starting point is 00:38:06 Or you won't because I think you're allowed to threaten Trump. That's true. Yes, that's all oh well We did didn't Madonna do it didn't Madonna say something like I'm gonna go into the White House and kill the president Yeah, everybody's like Well said like insane and It's like, insane. And now this is Lucky Star! Yeah, right, right. Like a virgin! It works really well right in the middle of her set like that. I love it.
Starting point is 00:38:36 Alright, I want to get into an update on Pure Genuine. We're going to keep an eye on these ladies. I love what they're doing. I love the direction the show is taking. They're popular, they're handling it well. I might buy some books. We might join a Patriot or two. This is all very exciting. Like producer Chris was telling me, sometimes you get a song stuck in your head. We can't stop doing Lisa's voice. Like even in our internal monologue, it's Lisa going, I want a pizza. I like pizza.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Yeah, my own rational thoughts are in her voice. Help me. I'd hate to fight me. Real quick, let me do this. You know, why not? I'll call it a Bringe of the Week. This is actually a show called The News Junkie. And this is a radio show and a podcast Joshua listener WTP wrote into them and they read his email. Meanwhile tips of the news junkie comm and
Starting point is 00:39:34 Joshua emails he has a theory on something. He says I listen to the podcast on I heart radio I have this skipping problem all the time. It happens when I listen to other podcasts like W ATP and the creep off. I've not heard of either of these. What the hell is the creep off? I have an idea, but not on others. If you want to win that game, like stuff you should know. He says, can you believe it? Whoa. I wonder what that is. I have an idea. All right, let's just keep going. I don't care what it is. Just keep going to keep talking. Here we go. So thank you, Joshua Just something we know he goes. I'm sure you probably have twice as many listeners now I just got you a shout out on the news junkie radio show. I mean it is pretty incredible
Starting point is 00:40:19 Condescension and radio guys voices. Mm-hmm. What are they got a podcast? You can hear it dripping. They're so they're so angry that anyone can do this now. They're so mad. Oh, especially when it's proven. Drew was just talking about this the other day. So my buddy drew lane morning radio show for decades transition to
Starting point is 00:40:38 a podcast killing it. Most radio guys can't pull that off. Right. It's a very different format. They do the if you're just joining us, uh they can't get past off. Right. It's a very different format. They do the if you're just joining us They can't get past that. It's it's the Don Lemon thing You people were only watching you because you were on right and it and it hit you in the face when you have to go Do it on your own that no one wanted to watch you didn't have fans. No one thought you were compelling You were just on that's what was on the news. The perfect example of that is
Starting point is 00:41:11 Todd Pemgill on the Scott and Todd show was, I mean they had probably had a million listeners in the tri-state area forever as the morning show, but it just happened to be like the pop channel that everybody listened to and that's what was on in the morning. And if you don't have the frequency programmed in on a car, you're never going to find it or care about it or want to go get it. And Scott came out and just like, Hey, for 95 or 9.55 a month, I'll be doing my morning show with my daughter and goofball. And we'll be doing song parodies. And he's He's like I gotta stop doing this because of the pandemic Well, actually more people are listening to and watching shows now during more time than ever. Yeah, he's like, yeah Well, it's cuz of the pandemic we can no longer do it. That was whole
Starting point is 00:41:57 I think they can't you know, like they can't reset every 6 to 15 minutes. They can't take a break. They can't let's go to the bones What do you guys think is the most toe-tappingest rock song from 73? And you're, you know, people aren't listening to the whole hour or four hours or three hours or whatever. They listen in 30-minute windows on the way to work. Well, that's- So you don't have to really be captivating.
Starting point is 00:42:20 That's one of the things that was critical of Adam Carolla for, because Adam Carolla was a phenomenal morning radio guy. When he switched over to the podcast. He didn't realize that people are listening from beginning to end now and So it's like a lot of the same shit like radio guys who repeat themselves It's a very different audience at 7 a.m. As it is at 8 a.m. As it is 9 a.m. And when you get the podcast it's like no no people listen from the beginning Until the end and then they listen again the next day from the beginning until the end. So telling the same anecdote over and over again
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Starting point is 00:43:57 so you can try it out for yourself but if you go to the hospital because you're dehydrated they put a needle in your arm and they give you what they call a banana bag. This is a much better way to do that. You mix it, you get a packet, you mix it in some water. I've been doing it all wrong. Or if you're in Vegas, they do it at carts along the strip. Right. It's $129 though.
Starting point is 00:44:20 Put an IV in you and you can take a selfie and impress your friend. Look out. I got so screwed up. Yeah. I'm going to breathe pure oxygen next. Yeah. The oxygen bar. I'm going to get new blood and then we're off to the bar. We're going to go do it all again. Yeah. This is actually perfect for your trip to Vegas. You're getting your hack a mania tickets, going to hack a mania.com using promo code WTP for 20% off. And then you're getting your banana bag because we're going to drink in Vegas. I don't know if anyone else knows that in Atlantic city, we actually Peter sky Parker, David sky walk, whatever his name is this week showed up Friday night.
Starting point is 00:45:00 We all drank and partied. He didn't show up all day Saturday. So he missed the whole punch day and everything. And then he showed up Sunday for the Superbowl day, but he was hung over so bad. He couldn't leave his hotel room. Oh no. So he missed a whole day. So you don't want to cut. Yeah. You don't want to come to Vegas and miss a whole day because you got too screwed up the first night and no one's more than stuttering John Melendez. That guy's fucking bouncing around at noon ready to go ahead He was stealing beers from fans Bobby I Figured you bought it for me. Everyone else is buying me beers, right? They're not gonna steal themselves
Starting point is 00:45:37 I'm the most famous person here. So anybody want to challenge me for it? I should mention that Cardiff sent me over a stinger for that reality show that I forgot to play. What do you guys think about this? Hello ladies. You know what that's from Patrick? No. Val Venus was a WWE like ex-porn, like his character was he was an ex-porn star guy,
Starting point is 00:46:09 but then he was a wrestler and he would always have like all these ladies come on into the ring with him and stuff. He's a real lady man. The wrestling stuff goes over my head. Yeah, I wasn't sure where you sat with that because it's crazy to me how many of my friends, including Rocco and Vinny Paulino and all these people that we bond over comedy and morning radio and podcasting, and they're huge into wrestling. Yeah. Yeah. That's the one I just shut off when I'm around them. Yeah. I'm like, all right, I'll be looking this way. I'll go over to do the creep off and Vinny will start telling me a story
Starting point is 00:46:42 about what wrestling guy from 87 and the storyline around. He's like, you don't remember this. I'm like, I don't. I'm sorry. I'm sure it was the only thing interesting about it is how animated Vinnie gets about it. That is true. It's very excited. My dad was very into it. You know, we lived in Florida. So like the culture there, the wrestling culture was like all over Florida. A lot of those guys live down there. And but no, I think like out of rebellion because he always watched it. I just be like, it's like the news. You know, it's funny you say that because growing up, my dad was an audiophile, loved music, listened to opera, classical music, so I became a punk rock guy.
Starting point is 00:47:26 So very similar, like you're dancing to wrestling, you're like, oh, this is for old men, this is gay. We're gonna let Carl settle down. Carl's Frosted Tips, remember for three months, says, Jesus, this is like waking up from a drunken coma to find yourself zip-tied to a bed in a house covered in cat piss and these monsters staring at you.
Starting point is 00:47:42 Well, you gotta have more fun with it, Carl's Frosted Tips. You're making it sound scary. I'd hate to wake up to me. And these monsters staring at you well you have more fun with it girls frosted tips You've been out a long time Time to get stabbed does your butthole hurt? Yeah, I'm putting too much energy behind it. She can't she doesn't have that much wind Chris audio file I said audio file god damn you can't ever can't even say regular words anymore people questioning you speaking of not being able to say regular words Frenchie Hanna is the host of my favorite one pure genuine and pure genuine put out their episode that we played clips of
Starting point is 00:48:23 her talking about fashion and colored jeans. Oh yeah. We all remember. That was intense. We all remember that. Well, for episode three, she has a guest and her guest is once again Rio, the bearded lady. Someone is finally sitting in that other chair. Yes, the chair is being used. Her name is Rio and she dresses like she's men. Her name is Rio and she dresses like she's men. Yeah, so this is the intro to get us started on those. Welcome to Peer Genuine, where we dive into authentic experience like never before. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Do you like that? Do you like that?
Starting point is 00:49:03 Yeah, that was nice. Okay, yes. Do you like that? Do you like that? Yeah, that was nice. Okay, good. If you're new or not, it's me, Frenchy Hanna. And I have a special guest right here. I have Rio right here. If you're new or not, my name is Frenchy Hanna. Those are your choices. That's it. That makes sense. I love that one sentence in she's like, is that good? Am I doing good? I know.
Starting point is 00:49:33 I said the name of the show. Do I do good? I can't imagine not saying, cut, let's just start over again. I'm sorry. I'm out of it. Because there is editing involved. There is an editor that someone else is involved with this. Frenchy claims to edit it herself.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Okay. Which is even crazier with the shit she leaves out. Because it's embarrassing. Because if I was sitting there in the edit pad, like, well, let's get rid of that. I look like an idiot here and here and there. Let's get rid of all this. Who gave Frenchy the note that she needs spinach
Starting point is 00:50:01 on the walls? Yeah, I know, that's a weird thing too. They just added that. It looks like Wrigley Fields Outfield and none of the lamps are on There's just lamps and the odds Let's get into the first question for our guests because if there's one thing that Frenchie does well, let's interview people Real was on the Kiki podcast
Starting point is 00:50:22 Which is the show that Frenchie did before this show to think was the same show but had a different name and a different poster If I'm not mistaken that I can't really tell any other differences, but so this is a return guest so very exciting It's real. Can you let them know a little bit about yourself the ones I don't know and the ones You know just a reminder to the people that have been here and just been switched over to the, to Periginua. And it was once called Kiki Podcasts, now it's Periginua.
Starting point is 00:50:52 Just let them know a little bit about yourself. I don't know why she never stops talking. That's where she fucks up. When she doesn't ever end the sentence. Brevity is the soul of wit. Yes. So tell us about yourself. You know, the ones that I know already, but also the stuff that we don't know. Cause you've been on the show before and people have seen that. Maybe they haven't, but the
Starting point is 00:51:14 show used to be called a different show. Now it's called a new day. We have 20 subscribers. I don't know why I'm explaining all of this to you. My mom's watching Anyway your name is So then real starts talking about and Rio is good at this Rio knows how to talk about her cause and what she's into and if you forgot about real we covered her on W ATP we did a spirituality podcast, but then I covered her tick tock on who are these socials? And she's an asshole because there was somebody cover her midriff So on the tick tock we played a video Of her getting into a fake conversation with a friend who's no longer her friend
Starting point is 00:52:06 Because she's non-binary now and It was like one of these things is just like and you don't support me and you didn't use my pronoun that one time eight Months ago and you're just like what is going on right now? You're living out this revenge fantasy Live on tik-tok like do that shit in the mirror and then never do it again. Don't do it on tik-tok Yeah, she told a fake story on what we covered on W ATP. Oh, yeah. Yes The question of are you a boy or a girl? Yes. It's something woke dad would have right Are you bored and then I said yeah, I am and they said no, are you a boy good?
Starting point is 00:52:39 I'm like, uh-huh. It's like that. No one asked three times in a row. No one has one time in a row She rehearsed that in the mirror. Yes All right. So this is what Rio's been up to and I hope no one's eating right now. Oh you can probably see me all around the community and sometimes on national platforms creating change and Spreading my ladyboy spunk all over the place and I'm just really excited to be here You're yes. Yes, nice, nice, nice, nice. Spreading my ladyboy spunk all over the place. And I think- Stunner and John had some of that on his shirt.
Starting point is 00:53:16 A fresh batch. And Frenchy's reaction was nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross. It sounds awful. Why would you do that to people you guys? It's a civilized society. Why would you do that? All right, so now question number two we heard question number one Wasn't great Question number two maybe worse. This is you would think I don't do an interview style podcast Patrick I don't know you ever done one before Yeah, I have you have like questions written down you might not like prepare
Starting point is 00:53:50 You don't stick to them because you want to let the conversation go where it's gonna go But the first couple you should like know Where you're going with that should be right pretty easy to do, you know, pure genuine genuine conversations you know, genuine experiences, and just doing genuine things outside of this too, that is pure genuine. And it all comes back to we're here. Absolutely. Pure, genuine.
Starting point is 00:54:18 So. Good point. Yeah. The topic that we are going to talk about is following anti trans and queer. Yes. Yes. Yes. Again, she needs approval. I gotta say Joe Biden was better communicating
Starting point is 00:54:47 at Howard Stern than Frenchy Hata. Right. It's incredible and I always come back to this but if you don't know how to talk to people, then why are you putting yourself through this? You don't have to have a YouTube show. Right. No one's
Starting point is 00:55:01 forcing you to do this. She's got a multi-camera shoot set up with lighting and everything and it's like, you can't communicate. All right, so then we finally get a question out. Now that we've just determined we're talking about anti-trans and queer, okay, great, let's get into it. I love the question. This is a really easy question to answer.
Starting point is 00:55:17 Anyone would not answer this. So tell me a little bit about that and what do you think about what's going on right now in the community and other communities are looking in at, you know, LGBT and what they want and don, but I'm gonna make sure to talk about it in the end. I know. That's what happened last time when I had you for the Kiki podcast. I said like three questions in one. I was just like, why did I do that? I thought about it afterwards, and I was like, mm-hmm. But at least you answered it though. No, she didn't. No. she goes, I thought about it. I didn't correct anything.
Starting point is 00:56:07 I didn't make any adjustments in life. I thought about what a terrible interview was last time. And now I'm picking up right where I left off. Nor did I edit this thought process out. Right. Of the final product. So Patrick, maybe you can answer this. What are your thoughts about, like, community and anti trans and gun legislation and the upcoming elections and the Ukraine?
Starting point is 00:56:29 What y'all want? Oh, and the meaning of life. Yeah, go and keep it under 15 seconds. We gotta keep things a broad question. Well, at least you answered it. No, one of the things that I was talking about with Frenchie is a thing. No, I've coined this phrase pronoun panic. Because the last time she had Rio on the show, she goes and you can find their links are there their links, right? Is that the right thing? Like you can see the panic that set in because that's what happens with non-binary people You don't know how to talk to them. They get very upset if you do it wrong. Yes, but in fairness
Starting point is 00:57:09 She did panic about her intro today. She went welcome to the show. Is that okay? Going in going on and she slips up here and oh I wouldn't want to be around Rio after I said this sentence. You know what's crazy? I was at this lounge and this non-binary person, that's how they identify themselves, and they were saying if it's not in no in no in no white eyes of things But wait, what was that? What? Why did you do non-binary person? What was that? Well, so she's doing the quote What she said not by there? She goes wait Why did you do quote box run that bad air and you know front? She's gonna be quick with an answer Oh, yeah, well what I meant by that
Starting point is 00:58:00 Be clarifies. It's just like I don't I don't know like how how they want it to be. But it's like, it's always different. Did you ask? Huh? Did you ask? Yeah. So yeah, it was like, it was like going back and forth. So that's why I said non binary. So I just know that's like the most broadest thing that's out right now. So I'm just saying just flat out non binary. I don't think Frenchie knows what non-binary means. I don't think so either.
Starting point is 00:58:26 No. How do you know it was non-binary? Did you ask? Did I do what now? Did you ask? Yeah, yeah, of course. Of course I asked, yeah. That's the point you can do, right?
Starting point is 00:58:35 Also, if there's no follow-up questions, yes. Yes, that's correct. Also, that's the broadest thing that's out. I know we've progressed pretty far, but I'm pretty sure most people still identify as a man or a woman. Right, Yeah. That's, I don't think she knows how words work in her sentences. Yeah. This is the person that was outraged that people accused her either of being retarded or on drugs or both. Right. Yeah. And then she says stuff like, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:59 Got back to her. Get off. So I've never hung out with people and done heroin or had people doing heroin around me I assume this is what it's like. Yeah, right the people just get real comfortable. Sorry to try out I just mean like, you know, and this is like yeah groovy the opposite of doing blow right? That's what I picture It's what I assume. So this is Frenchie, I don't know what the fuck Frenchie is talking about here is Frenchy. I don't know what the fuck Frenchy is talking about here. Fortunately for me, neither does Frenchy. I this, this is just rambling nonsense. If it's not in the white, like eyes or didn't say just like this,
Starting point is 00:59:39 but just like in the white spectrum, it's just like, it's not, it's not, it's not going to go. No, just say what the heck. And that made me feel like so uncomfortable. And I was just like what the heck and that made me feel like so uncomfortable and I was just like huh? So wait I'm confused what it is that they said they were saying in a wide space? Yeah like how you see things and in the white eyes or like being non-binary and in the laws of attraction of things or what you see within society. It's just like that's see within society in society it's just like that's just what it is and it's just like huh I do think that the word is changing so I brought it to that point because there's a hard at it right
Starting point is 01:00:14 there so for some reason Frenchie whoever's editing this left it all of this nonsense it's like that part at the end of Billy Madison. We're like none of those Incoherent thoughts were anything and we're all stupid What the fuck love attraction and why What I started laughing because it reminded me of like asking chat GPT something and having it spit back completely wrong nonsense And you're just asking asking the same question again to try to get the right answer. That's what she did. She goes, okay, now hold on. What do you mean by she had to just ask the same question again?
Starting point is 01:00:54 Well, watch this. Watch this edit too, because there's no way, like, cut all of this out, Fratty. Society is just like, that's just what it is. And it's just like, huh? I was like, no, I do think that the world is changing. I was like, you could have got right to Rio saying I do think that the world is changing. And that would have been a fine place to pick up the conversation from. Yeah. What happened in there? I don't know. That's where Rio just slapped her. I mean, make some sense. I'm offended at you calling this a conversation
Starting point is 01:01:29 Yeah, that is offensive to conversations. Well, I watched this entire episode And the reason why I did is because it's my job But also because I wanted to find out what Rio was talking about in this clip right here I think that's talk about the elephant in the room. Do you know? We gotta make people feel uncomfortable. She goes, I think we should talk about the elephant in the room.
Starting point is 01:01:53 And then Frenchy- They can see me? Yeah, Frenchy interrupts Rio, and they never addressed the elephant ever again. I wanted to know what the fucking elephant was. I was very confused by that. But did you hear what Frenchy said at the end. It's important. We make people feel uncomfortable. Yeah, we gotta make people feel uncomfortable We gotta make people feel uncomfortable Cool. This is a good strategy
Starting point is 01:02:15 Mandate of the show. Yes, it's working. You're killing it So then this next clip I'm about to play you blew me away This is our third time checking in on Frenchie. I did a little bit of a deep dive last time because I was checking out older podcasts and newer podcasts. And we had a debate early on with Frenchie. And I pretty much came to the conclusion that no, Frenchie was assigned female at birth.
Starting point is 01:02:42 Oh. Well, was she? And it's new for me too. A lot of this stuff, you know, it's like, because I've been I'll be so away and be like doing other stuff where like, I don't be knowing what's going on, even though I'm trans as, as well. I'm trans, I'm transgender woman. Oh, you know, I'm a I'm a woman of trans experience, you know.
Starting point is 01:03:07 But I'm wondering if now I want to get your guys take on it, but I'm wondering if Frenchy's panicking because she's saying all the wrong things and the non binary person is getting very upset. She like, you know, I'm trans just so you know, I mean, listen, I maybe I said a couple things that were weird and I shouldn't have, but I also have a shield so you can't get mad at me. I don't know. What was your thought when you first saw Frenchie? Do you think she was trans? I think when you
Starting point is 01:03:36 leave a loaf of bread in the oven that long and it gets cooked for that long, you can't tell what kind of bread it was and that's not I'm not I not, this is not a racial joke that she's burnt. I'm saying her brain is cooked. That's how I would describe it. She's cooked. She clearly was on or is on something like heavily, like a hard narcotic meth crack something. So I can see Chappelle like playing her as a crackhead. And I can see it like I can see a dude taking off that wig and being a dude with that voice. Yes. That's what I thought initially. But then the first time she talked to Rio, she didn't know anything about trans people. So I was like, Oh, okay, this is definitely a
Starting point is 01:04:22 woman. I didn't realize that. And actually, we had Earl David read out when we review this and EDR also thought it was just a woman. Yeah, I what did you think? I still think it's a dude. Okay, well, apparently, and honestly, I'd say the jury's still out on this one. I can't come to a strong conclusion. Based on a clip I'm going to play in just a. Yeah, I mean- These people say things in weird coded language like, I have had a trans experience. Right. Like, it's like, what are you saying? I'm not a trans woman, but I am a woman who is trans?
Starting point is 01:04:53 You're like, wait, what? Okay. Yeah. No further questions. You confuse me enough. I really don't care as long as Frenchie keeps the show going. Yeah, no, I know. I don't care either. I'm just very confused.
Starting point is 01:05:03 I think Frenchie's confused too. Yeah. I want to find out just so I can tell Frenchy. That's why they always want to talk about it. They don't even know. Right. All right. So this is insane because Frenchy is definitely brain dead. So I think it's really important to bring education into the forefront, which is why I dedicate a lot of my life to educating people about stuff like this. Oh, did you let them know that you're an educator? I did. I think I let them know a couple of times.
Starting point is 01:05:33 It's hilarious. When Rio introduces himself, it's self. Rio always says, I'm a performer, I'm an entertainer, and I'm an educator. And that's like one of the big things is getting the spunk all over the US, the P ladyboy spunk. I think that's the education part of things. If I'm not mistaken. And Fred is just like, oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:55 Yes, yes. Did you bring up education? She's like, yeah, I think I did. She even looked at the camera like, get a load of this fucking diary. She's so cooked she doesn't have the listening skill. And even if she did, she wouldn't have the retention skill to be able to call that back up and expound on it
Starting point is 01:06:16 and connect it with another thought. Or, I mean, just, it's wild. She can't recall the beginning of her sentence. Correct, she forgot where she started. That's a good point. We see that many times. So I don't have a ton of Rio talking because Frenchie's fascinating me. But here's an example of Rio trying to push the conversation along. And I'm not sure if Rio's doing this on purpose to fuck with Frenchie because there's no way that Frenchie would know what she's talking about here.
Starting point is 01:06:45 I feel like we're doing the Charles Xavier focus quest. Charles Xavier? Yeah, you know how he was like, he was like him versus Magneto. Charles is like, oh, mutants can be coinciding with humans one day. I feel like not to be funny, but I feel like trans individuals or LGBTQ queer people it can be considered mutants. So if anyone else says that Rio's pissed. Charles Xavier do you know what she's talking about there? Yeah okay Professor Axe. I have a little Axemen knowledge. Okay so that was a reference to
Starting point is 01:07:19 Axemen. Yeah. Professor you knew that too? Even producer Chris knew that. You know for a fact, Frenchie's not going to know that shit and Rio doesn't even explain it, which is also hilarious right there. We're just like, you know, it's kind of like Charles Xavier. Charles Xavier. She expects people to know Magneto, but, but worst Frenchie's going like, right, right. Right. I mean, she's out of it. She's completely out of it. But my takeaway on this, tell me if I'm crazy.
Starting point is 01:07:48 So Rio says, I think trans people can be considered mutants. And I think the reason why he's saying that is because it makes him special. A lot of the people in this community, not all, a lot of people in this community just want to be special. They want to be different. Hey, look at me, I'm trans over here. They might say pretend to have a stutter. They might pretend to have a stutter
Starting point is 01:08:10 Yeah, they might claim to be non-binary It's one of the things they do but that kind of proves it right there where Rio is Looking at X-Men and being like, oh, I'm just like Wolverine. It wouldn't not really Wolverines got a bad. Well, well, not really. Wolverine's got a bad. You got the mutant part, right? Yeah. Superpowers. It's like, I always used to in college, I used to feel like fat girls. This is going to be bad. I always used to be like fat girls would like dye their hair purple or get a ton of piercings and stuff because they wanted there to be something else about them. Right. Do you know what I mean? No like no, I'm the girl with the unicorn stickers all over my car
Starting point is 01:08:49 I'm like you're the girl who wears two ways three bills I'm just really into horses like that's not what we know about you. No, sorry How many you draw your notebook? Yeah, you can take a Clydesdale. We believe that you're actually not allowed to sit on No, you can take a Clydesdale, we believe that. You're actually not allowed to sit on one. Yeah, right, right. Okay, so this is great because now it's your turn to talk, Fretchi, so Rio just stops talking, and now Fretchi's like, oh shit, it's my turn.
Starting point is 01:09:15 You know, you're right, this is not a conversation. There's nothing even close to resembling a conversation. There's no communication going on. I feel like it's important to always be somebody who decides to speak up Even if it makes you uncomfortable Mm-hmm. You should be an educator. I mean Yeah, there's there's just people out there that's just like that they just See it and like okay. Well
Starting point is 01:09:43 Now what does what does got to do with me? Agree. Yeah, so This is like Keith Richards of the 70s Yesterday Podcasting It's like a rate of veto yesterday. It's like a rate of veto podcasting. Rio's being kind of patient with Frenchie. I want to know how they met. It's amazing.
Starting point is 01:10:12 They talk about how they met at a pride parade. I think I might have that clip. But I want to know why Rio put himself through this again. Right. Just to educate, I guess. Yeah, I guess it's a big platform. I guess it makes sense. What are their numbers? Are they? Do they get numbers? I'm joking. There's no numbers.
Starting point is 01:10:29 No, it's just us. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. So now Frenchie is very uncomfortable, as we can all see. This is not a topic that Frenchie wants to talk about. It's not a person you want to have a conversation with about anything serious. So now Frenchie is going to wants to talk about. Is that a person you want to have a conversation with about anything serious? So now Frenchie's gonna try to talk about how the fact that the way that the camera is, their shoes are not in frame. The shoes are not making it into the shot.
Starting point is 01:10:54 And for some reason, Frenchie decides that's what's important to talk about. So, can't see no shoes. I know, I wore these bomb shoes for y'all and I can't even have them looked. It's okay because I'll probably do a photo before you know I leave so that I'm not up on the LGBTQ slang. I can't even have them looked. Yeah, that's
Starting point is 01:11:19 what they say. That's what mutants say. Yeah, we leave all we leave all the, we just leave words off sentence. You get it. You get it. A lot of people are saying. I'll do a photo before I leave so that way I can get a full frame of the look. But it's very cute nonetheless. But aside from basically the heaviness of. Oh, you know, before you say that. So Frenchy real immediately. Okay. Let's stop talking about shoes. You almost got me. I'm not totally a girl. He almost got me for like 20 minutes. Let's get back into this conversation about non-binary and whatever. And so Frenchie who normally doesn't
Starting point is 01:12:07 talk when she's the one talking interrupts real right here is like, oh shit, we're gonna get serious again. The heaviness of Oh, well, you know, before you say that, you know, there's people in the community that don't know what's going on with the laws or other people who walk a life because they are because they getting accepted in different rooms. What they get accepted in different rooms. What there's people that don't know about laws or other people's walk of life. Yeah, you following that?
Starting point is 01:12:49 Forgot I was on my Mac Balloon thing I just learned about I just heard about this thing Wait, how do you get that one? Whoa, I just had to twinkle double horns. Oh, yeah get you the sweet rock lighting laser show This is so dumb While we're being dumb empty daily says dumb patreon didn't process my card properly I'm just mentioning this for the rest of the group because Carl drops you like a hot potato if the money ain't there. It's not me, it's Patreon. And every month on the first, we get a,
Starting point is 01:13:30 oh, are you trying to do the heart thing? Shut up, reach your chance, nerd. On Patreon, if your card expires or something happens with the processing of it, you just are no longer a member. So we always have a bunch of people drop off on the first. So if you check that and please sign back up again so you don't miss any of the live shows or bonus shows that we're doing this month. Okay. Back to the conversation
Starting point is 01:13:54 because this is obviously educational and we need to get back to what is going on here. And this one's a fun clip because we have no idea what Frenchie's talking about. Frenchie doesn't know, Rio doesn't know, I don't know. Like, straight people would, you know, I don't know if I said that correctly, but you know. You said it the best way you knew how. Because. That's so condescending right there.
Starting point is 01:14:23 Did I say that correctly? Definitely not, but what are you going to do? Limited vocabulary. Yep. You're Frenchy. Okay. So, there's the question is, what do you mean by straight people room? Because at some point, Frenchy's talking about, you know, straight people have the straight
Starting point is 01:14:38 people room. I don't understand. Here's the thing. What do you mean by straight people rooms? Like what is, what is these rooms you speak of straight people room isn't There's there's there's no There's nobody Gay in the room
Starting point is 01:14:59 Can you dumb it down for me Frenchie dumb it down for me Frenchie If you ever rid of those three people room Chris, no you haven't boom zing it got you good consider myself told off Okay, how does she know what they are? Well that well Rio follows up the question Because I guess you know when I was growing up we all knew what gay meant. We all knew what being gay meant. Now it's very confusing. So real follows up with how to even know if someone's gay or not.
Starting point is 01:15:33 And what is gay? Gay is no. This is like an eight year old doing a book report. Here's my thing. What gay is like if I'm in that room, would I be considered one of the gay people in the room? Yes, you're a beauty lady. Yes, right. You know, many, I'm not sure. Let me smell your breath. I'd be watching out for PT Barnum with a net
Starting point is 01:16:11 From walks life will probably say that others won't others just wouldn't care. But what would you say? well Well, if I didn't know you at all. Hmm. I would probably say gay Really if I never ever seen you mention because I never I never met you, I don't know who you are. So why gay? Because that's what it's given. Tell me why. I'm going to be honest. I don't know how your holes work.
Starting point is 01:16:35 Yeah, right. The things, your body language, the way you speak, the... Just digging and digging and digging. You speak Tell me the answer please Do you think I'm gay I think I fuck there's no way to answer this correct, you know Just write your organization a check. Yeah You for not knowing the answer to that question and what classes do I have to attend for the next eight months? So that's a tough one. That's a tough one for Frenchie. But now Frenchie's finally going to stand up for herself.
Starting point is 01:17:13 Listen. Listen. We have past stories. I've been knowing about the community since I was like four. The only thing that's new is what's in present moment is non-binary. That's the only thing that's new is what's in present moment is non-binary that's the only thing that's new now I'm saying for other people there's people that are actually there you don't okay so for some reason Frenchie says that she knew about gays and she was for it's the non-bi let me try to translate this please it's the non-binary thing that Let me try to translate this please. It's the non-binary thing. That's tripping her up, okay?
Starting point is 01:17:46 She's getting real confused about that and I I do understand that because I'll ask it this way My buddy Patrick Melton is an expert on night Melendez Nice big portrait of him behind him there is night Melendez gay. It's I Love the what to key says is he went straight the hard way Night is straight. It's a straight man. Right? He used to be a Female who became a male who is now with a female who used to be a male and it's like you guys could have just dated Yeah, that's as straight as it gets though right there. I would say. Yeah, I mean it's the but and then but they're like yeah, but now we're both fucked up and ugly. That's the kind of commentary we won't have on this show. Patrick Melton. I'm just saying those two. I'm not saying all of them.
Starting point is 01:18:40 True. Okay. You know what? That's a good point. If we're setting specific examples, then it makes a lot more sense. Alright. So this conversation gets very heated at this point. And then we introduce a new term I wasn't familiar with. But I did look this up. It does exist. We can discuss it. Only, like, people can get clocked, you know? Clocked. Yeah, it's clocked. But, um... People can get clocked. You clocked yes clocked but um people can get clocked you know that one patrick it's like when you wreck when you you like recognized somebody as being like oh that guy's gay i'm i'm clocking him yep okay so right yeah so i don't think fratty's using that correctly and rio gets very upset about this you don't't know what clock mean? I absolutely know what clock mean. But I don't understand how that
Starting point is 01:19:28 so so so some people can get clocked and be like, boom, I already know straight up and some people just got to find out about conversation. All right. So here's what the T is right. clocked would be so crazy as an ideology to use for a non-binary person only because we are non-binary. We made it up. There is clocked would insinuate that you're trying to pass as something or your objective
Starting point is 01:19:55 is to only be seen as one thing. No, clocked is you know what they are. What am I? Bearded lady. You are non-binary. You're beautiful. non-binary person beautiful war handsome okay so so just like how we were at the Pride Festival we're sitting on a bench or whatever and a boy came up and he was like, oh my gosh
Starting point is 01:20:27 You are so you're so beautiful Non-binary person. It's clock. He clocked that already Wow busted real. Yeah, I'd argue with We had a specific example being cited here. Yeah, right. This is the dumbest conversation I've heard on a podcast that wasn't taking place at Gebhards. This is the dumbest conversation between two fucking idiots. And they just can't seem to agree on what clocked means. They agree to disagree.
Starting point is 01:20:57 And then Frenchie throws out the funniest thing I've ever heard Frenchie say. That person's flamboyant's flying point you know like just straight up already just like knowing it straight up well I don't have to ask they just know straight up it's just like when you see like somebody when you go in somewhere like that person's a biker okay it's like that thing that Feel like we have to greet all p-ditty You know it's like things clocked it like all p-ditty did this like before all this happened Yeah, it was like a long time ago. Whatever and we just like somebody clocked it like oh my god It's p-ditty did that it and I love you can always tell you get like that guy rides Harley's that guy rides Harley
Starting point is 01:21:49 Just like bikers that's my favorite thing Like say you're losing a conversation you're disgusting and important marriage go. Yeah, but P did he Okay, I was talking about be did he not that's fun Trump. It sounds good. Yeah No, speaking of things that I want to start incorporating into my day-to-day conversations, this is a doozy. Wow. I've, I've learned a lot more about it. I digress. Keep going. Yeah. I noticed that in 2014. I noticed that in 2023. Oh, I knew that in 2014. 2014, I was like, whoa, I was like, whoa, this is shady. These are some shady mother, mother, mother. I'm going to start saying that when people are
Starting point is 01:22:33 confused by something like, I knew that shit in 2014. That's what I learned about. You just found that out now? I knew about that shit in 2014. You're 2000 and late. Yeah, right. I like that. I think I'll be a lot of fun at parties when I start using that. Well. He's a little pompous. He thinks he knew everything since 2014. Couldn't have known everything. Now it's a he? Yeah. Some things have changed.
Starting point is 01:22:56 Now it's a he? Now it's a man over here. In my example, I'm talking about people talking about me. Oh, okay. I don't know. This is your narcissism creeping out now. Yes, thank you. you're imagining conversations about yourself All right couple more real quick because this is where Frenchie gets distracted and
Starting point is 01:23:19 Walks away from the conversation real still going Frenchy gets up and walks away And the conversation should not be turned on who is trans enough versus who isn't trans enough. It should be about, okay, let's work collectively together so that way our voice is bigger to create safe places for us across the world. People are dying. We've had over 400 individuals die 400 individuals die from murder over the past three years. 400 trans and gender nonconforming individuals. Because, I mean, let's look at the idea of Next Benedict, this 16 year old who just got killed, who was murdered. A 16 year old was murdered.
Starting point is 01:24:01 Oh yeah, I've seen that. In the conversation. I've seen that. So a 16 year old non-binary person was murdered, And we have oh, yeah, I see that in the conversation. I seen that 16 year old non-binary person was murdered and Frenchy so excited she knows about she's like oh, yeah, I see that I know we're talking about right now I was like this is actually not a good time to be excited about things right in the conversation What was that though? She's looking over at the monitor or something. She slid underneath. She almost like side slid out.
Starting point is 01:24:26 And then when she came back, she just moved it. But when she comes back, she just moves it. Yeah, right. Why didn't you just move it to begin with? It's not a stand. You can just move it around. But it's funny because she gets up, she's looking at the monitor, she gets up, she doesn't change anything. It's like she moved the camera or turned the light on or something.
Starting point is 01:24:43 It's all exactly the same as it was before. didn't stop real real telling us you gotta go real So this is how the show ends it's 31 minutes long and This is did you get to the ending of this buddy chance pretty no, but I remember episode 2 ending very abruptly It's a very abrupt But a woman of trans experience And I love that there's the reason why I say that because I cannot identically I can't physically be a woman so all I know is from
Starting point is 01:25:19 being a Transgender woman and all I know is those walks of lights of past, present, all around. That's what I know. I would never know what it really means to have a bladder. I would never know. That's where it ends. What?
Starting point is 01:25:39 So did she just say I'll never know what it means to have a bladder? That's what I heard. Does she think a bladder is like one gender has them? A maybe prostate? Wait, hold on. I thought you said it was. means to have a bladder. That's what I heard Just see things a bladders like one gender has them maybe prostate She's a man This is what's so confusing. Let's hear this again a uterus. She means uterus. She has oh, maybe she means uterus She has to what else is like a cavernous That's voluminous thing inside of a woman. I mean, I don't
Starting point is 01:26:06 Vagina that's why it ends there cuz that's where Rio's like what the fuck are you fucking talking about? Annie who's the expert on the subject? You pee out the babies. Oh, okay. That's what the bladder is for What I know I would never know what it really means to have a bladder. I would never know. Okay. So that's how that one adds. It's just as funny as a bladder or an SD card that can hold the whole show. The fact that there's some editing just blows me away. Right. I mean, they're changing different camera
Starting point is 01:26:45 shots. They're editing different parts of the conversation and it is utter nonsense. Yes. This whole thing. I love Frenchy. Never change, please Frenchy. But you know who is changing is our buddy Aaron over at Steel Toe. Oh no. Oh no. No one covers it better than Patrick Melton. I've been watching Nobody Likes Onions and the coverage of this and I don't have any clips but I did want to bring one clip and I just ran out of time during my prep work because Aaron came out and this was all over everyone's shows. Everyone saw this. I think my lost interest covered
Starting point is 01:27:23 it. Aaron Imholt came out and he said, you know what guys? You know what I realized? I'm a narcissist. The fact that I had my wife on the show and force her to be second Mike and she's taking all this shit on the internet and I didn't realize it was getting to her and-
Starting point is 01:27:39 Made her quit her job, told her she was good at this. Right, he goes, I made her quit her job to be a part of this thing that I'm doing and I was being a narcissist and I've learned that I'm going to get better. I'm going to get treated for this. And I think everyone was predicting like, he's not going to do anything to fix himself. People wrote in and said, You don't need to see anybody you can. And then by the end of that show, he was actually like, maybe I could treat this myself. That's true. Yeah, he was already convincing himself. He'll figure it out on his own.
Starting point is 01:28:06 Yeah, I am good enough to do this. Yeah, it's amazing and everything. Yeah. I almost forgot. I'm cured. Problem solved. That's literally what happened, Chris. He comes on his show just recently.
Starting point is 01:28:19 I was watching Melton watch this, and he goes, hey guys, guess what? I found out, not a narcissist. He goes, I was talking to the therapist or whatever person he's talking to and they go, yeah, no, you're not a narcissist. He goes, yeah, but what about all those narcissistic things that I did? And they go, you're just telling yourself they were narcissistic. They weren't really. First of all, he never says a therapist told him this. He says, I found out I'm not a narcissist. I have a feeling you took a quiz on Cosmo or something. How much of a nurse are you? He comes on. He goes,
Starting point is 01:28:49 I found out I'm not a narcissist. I was convinced that I was. And I said, but what about those incredibly narcissistic things I did? I can't not do the impression. And then he goes, and then he goes, and then they said you were lying to yourself. He just said they said You were lying. That's why I have a feeling it was a website Yeah, I was something he was trying to said he did one of those tests to figure out which friends characters is it? I thought it was a Chandler when I'm actually a Joe It's like narcissism personality disorder is a very serious thing. Yes, it takes a note. Nobody's going to tell you you don't have it or do have it on day one of a session. Of course, everyone has a little bit of it. It takes years and years to treat. Most people
Starting point is 01:29:33 never get rid of it. And then a lot of people, like again, Moody in our chat said, you know, some of these people take all the techniques they learn from a therapist and just use them to become worse as a narcissist and use people more. So like, like you said, he cured himself. Pre-dyscircosis, a narcissist cannot be cured. I don't know all of the ins and outs of that. I've actually been studying it a lot lately just because of herpes or characters. Yeah. It's kind of like that. Just keeps coming back. Back will not go away. What's crazy about it is out that Aaron would think that because everyone predicted that he would.
Starting point is 01:30:07 That he'd just be like, it turns out I'm not a narcissist, I don't have to prove anything about myself. Everything I'm doing is right, and you guys are all wrong. What's crazy about that, and I feel the same way about stuttering John and some of these guys, where it's like, you know a lot of people are watching your show
Starting point is 01:30:20 waiting for you to slip up so they can critique it. Why in the fuck would you come out and declare that you're cured of narcissism a week later? Yeah, why bring it up in the first place? It was a misdiagnosis. It was a bit, he wasn't. Good point, he wasn't cured, yes. And you know, he also says that April watches all the shows,
Starting point is 01:30:38 which I call bullshit on that, because there's no way that April wants to hear him going on there and going, you know what, I thought I was the one making the bad decisions, but it turns out I wasn't, must've been April's fault. So that works out well. That was my takeaway is that he spent two days going, I did all this to April. I take full responsibility. Like I caused this strain in our relationship and our work life. He took all this. There's a giant maya culpa and he was taking all this
Starting point is 01:31:03 responsibility for it. And in one fell swoop a week later in a little remark going like I was wrong about that whole narcissism thing, all that comes crashing down. Cause all that was predicated upon this house of cards that he had narcissism and he was going to get help because he never wanted to do that to April again. But if that's not true and he doesn't have narcissism and all those things that he did to her, he either didn't do to her or he did to her for all ulterior motives. And it's like, I mean, he doesn't address that ever. It's just, yeah, I'm not a narcissist and April's gone. Everybody wins. It's not a personality disorder. I'm just a dickhead. Yeah. It turns
Starting point is 01:31:37 out I'm just an asshole. So all you people who thought I was a narcissist jokes at you. It's baked in. I'm the worst person ever exist Take that Yeah, that's that was an insane thing so I just wanted to comment on that I also want to comment on This latest grift from one Chad Zumach the Z man he is getting some attention this week his show yesterday got some viewers and We got this fun drop from that. That's Chad's new song Micro Penis. He made $11 on his stream yesterday. I thought he did pretty well. I wonder if
Starting point is 01:32:18 he made $11.99. I wonder if Cardiff knows about this latest drama in the dabble verse card if you familiar with this the penis gates, I guess the sex tapes the All the stuff that's going on. I'm gonna break it down real quick. We're not gonna dwell on it I don't have clips. I'm not taking this seriously We're not gonna it's a work. I'm not gonna give it the time of day And I but I want your guys takes on it, but basically what's going on is that Kate Meany? Who hasn't been getting a lot of attention lately?
Starting point is 01:32:49 Decided to tell Chad privately that she was hired by a guy to sleep with him for $20,000 But what she did because she didn't want to be a sex worker is she got a friend of hers Who's a hoe to have a threesome with this guy and then they split the $20,000 and she didn't have any penis inserted in her. She just did stuff to the girl making it so she's not a sex worker. Over the clothes stuff. I don't think that's true. I think she was naked. I'm pretty sure. So that was the story. And then Chad broke it and then Kate Meany's all mad at Chad for doing that. At the same time, Chad has a sex tape that's floating around, but no one can tell
Starting point is 01:33:29 if it's Chad or not, because it doesn't really show the face or anything. But we know the chick is really hot. The chick is really hot. Because that's why John wants to see the tape so badly. Oh God, I mean, we're gonna get into fucking John and his creepiness with Kate Meany. And the guy has moves.
Starting point is 01:33:43 Yeah, the guy has moves according to different people have seen this and alright, my take is when Chad is telling you a crazy story, he's lying. All of this is made up bullshit and him and Kate are probably we're going to be on the scenes. In fact, Melton, you
Starting point is 01:34:02 were talking to me the other day about how he's tried to do this with Rocco We know how he operates he contacts people Pretend that Rocco was gonna sleep with over $20,000 not that specifically no But he wants to do works with people he reaches out to people like hey do you have any ideas for something we could do? To shake things up. Yep. Yeah, he wanted to come back on W ATP and acted like that was his decision Like no, I don't want you on W ATP. You ruin the show.
Starting point is 01:34:26 He put a poll up asking, should I go back on? Yeah. It's like, like what? I don't care what people on Twitter say. The answer is no. I told Carl is putting a poll up to see if I if I should go back and host SNL. Yeah. Sorry, Lauren Michaels, but 82 percent. The people have spoken. Yeah, what are you gonna do? That I think that only worked for Betty white in the history of us right? Yeah, does it work that way and Shane Gillis?
Starting point is 01:34:53 So what yeah, so what are the other because there's a lot of elements to this It seems like maybe KB isn't on it, too What are your thoughts on that is Kevin Brennan in on this with them because he's really Propagating it. I think he's being fooled like the senile old man. He is he's like he's like Biden in this situation He's just being told what what's happening interesting Felicia said it was of somebody filmed it on a screen Well that the chance like what Chad would do Right, and that would also obfuscate the video even more. Yeah, it's very Right. Yeah, it's actually
Starting point is 01:35:29 the way that Weiner What's that guy Carlos danger? Anthony wiener Anthony wiener the way that he was outed was on the open Anthony show someone took a photo of the photo on the phone and on the open Anthony show someone took a photo of the photo on the phone and Outed him that way so it's not going to be a high quality high-res Image that were video that we're dealing with here
Starting point is 01:35:56 So I don't believe the sex tape for a second and it's super dumb Even if it is doesn't fucking matter at all because it's obviously a guy who's in way better shape than Chad is We have a rule we think if Chad has something he shows it right good point Yeah, good point like cash so the other element of this right that yes The other element is that Kate Meany has nudes that are floating around John has seen the nudes apparently there's only one breast available for view on these So there's a lot of it's not the good one. No, no, it's the gangrene one sucks for Kate. That's what everyone's looking at. The other element of this
Starting point is 01:36:36 is Chad is outing Kate for drug use and cocaine addiction. Her boyfriend just got a rehab for cocaine and now they're doing coke all the time and In this threesome scenario for the $20,000 Kate brought a tonic blow so the guy wouldn't be able to get it up So all of this sounds like a Chad zoom mock work My point is this if this all sounds retarded it is it's all retarded all the shows taking it seriously and Watching Chad and trying to figure out this is going to unfold. Chad has nothing on his own. He needs to stay relevant. The only way he can stay relevant is either bringing people to KB like he did last week.
Starting point is 01:37:14 That's what he's useful for or making something up. And even like he was like he was bugging Rich Voss and stuff to go like you should come come on MLC. It's like he just He has to break ease ease my dog. He has to bring me dead animals that he finds outside The master no, I think was weirder than that. I didn't he try to get Voss to go on John's show. He did Yeah, yeah, it like yeah, but he's that from everyone like Chad needs to go on everyone's thing It's like my dog brings Cato Kaelin home, and I'm like no no no no we don't need that here Okay, okay, I was on MLC the other day for no fucking reason I want to talk to Cato That was chance got was bad Chad
Starting point is 01:38:02 Told you no Alright, let's um I want to talk real quick about Suttering John there's two things going on that I find interesting There's always a lot of things going on, but there's two things that I find interesting One is now he's getting Patrick Melton arrested So I want to go over that and the other one is John is trying to pretend that his relationship with Kate Meany is not gross and creepy and I have evidence that it is Gakiyah What we're gonna say, Cardiff?
Starting point is 01:38:47 So we're not talking about the eye? No, I mean, the eye is the least important thing to me. Everyone's got herpes on their face these days in different places. It's disgusting. You know, the devil versus stressful for a lot of people and it's really coming out. And so we'll see. Yeah, we'll see John's eye. People are thinking that's maybe not it's more than just a sty that there's something going on there I was wondering myself, but before we do that we did get a another song period that came in from Stephen Reynolds
Starting point is 01:39:16 This is to the song survivor by Destiny's Child. It's called Too Much Saliva. Thought he would pay child support, but he's heartless Said he wasn't meant to, but he's retarded When he was a substitute teacher, he denied it Just like every other time, he was caught lying No wonder he's such a fan of Joe Biden His only regret's not showering with children Too much saliva, he's gonna spit up Watch how it drops, now he is covered Too much saliva, I'm gonna throw up i can see why
Starting point is 01:40:07 his wife's not beside him too much saliva and he's a midbuck it's kevin top it's way too sloppy too much saliva from clomezapen combined with beer because he's retarded because he's retarded. Well done. Steven Reynolds coming in with too much saliva. Another one of those examples where they just connect the dots so well to the chorus. You go, Oh yeah, why didn't I think of that? Makes nothing but sense. I'm sorry. Susanna is still that. That was genius. Yes.
Starting point is 01:40:42 We should have, we're going to have a karaoke at hack a mania. We should have, we're gonna have karaoke at Hackamania. We should have people write Stuttering John inspired karaoke songs. That's a brilliant idea. Promo code Cardiff. It does work. It does work if you wanna use Cardiff as your promo code, but you will not see Cardiff at Hackamania.
Starting point is 01:41:00 Which would be nice. They get an extra five off. Hackamania with promo code Cardiff. I should make it the deepest discount. No way. This joke is over, people. We gotta stay at WATP. 21% off.
Starting point is 01:41:12 WATP is the only promo code anyone needs. Okay. I wanna share this first, since we're talking about too much saliva. I was watching Melton watch Stuttering John, and he discovered something on John's clothing That's very disturbing right here John had a giant snot rocket on his sleeve and he noticed it and he starts going like this And he's like moving his sleeves. He can't It's just my normal leakage
Starting point is 01:41:45 It's very funny. So the other thing that John was doing on a show yesterday is he goes, all right, you trolls, I'll finally show you my apartment for $200. Someone super chat me $200 and I'll turn this camera around. Those were the first lines on his show yesterday. Correct. Like, he started with that.
Starting point is 01:42:06 And no one fell for it. No one took the bait. And Quadfather shows up and he's like, yeah, we heard you on the phone with your cleaning lady talking about how you're getting your place cleaned. He's like, oh, that's right, I did do that. Oh yeah. So everyone knew that John was just proud of himself
Starting point is 01:42:19 for having a clean apartment for once. And couldn't wait to show it off and decided to make 200 bucks. And then he'd be he'd get one over on the trolls, right? The funny thing is is that he also explains that this doesn't make him look good that the cleaning lady quoted him 150 And then I've had charging him 300 when they got there They went because you know the quotes based on 500 square feet, right?
Starting point is 01:42:40 So like yeah, we'll get that we'll bang that out in 20 minutes 150 bucks And they're like Jesus what the fuck is going on here? They have to call and order more lemon pledge I think it's a back order. Can we come back in a month or something? We didn't bring a pressure washer or anything This is gonna be Yeah, this is gonna take some time to take some elbow grease get this shit out. Oh, I got elbow grease Okay, so yeah, I got elbow grease. Okay, so. I got all kinds of grease. This is.
Starting point is 01:43:08 Bring my shirt out. We start with John teasing this Kate Meany thing that's gonna happen. He wants to get Kate Meany on the show. He needs Kate Meany. He's so needy with Kate. It's so bizarre. It's not the way that you get women to like you
Starting point is 01:43:24 and respect you. I'm just gonna point that out. So, that's the deal. Now, Kate mean, I don't know what happened. You know, let's just say either it's done or it's not. It's not. And I'm just hoping she would come on or at least text me to let me know if she did what she was supposed to do, which was, well, I don't want to say it unless she texts me. So let me stall. But you know what, I'm just going to call her.
Starting point is 01:44:02 I don't want to fucking pull a Rain Man DeVito. Call Kate Meany. And what he's talking about there is, Ray DeVito interviewed the guy who attacked Stevie Lou and Kevin Brennan is trying to make Ray DeVito nervous about that, talking about how like well This is an active investigation and you know, there's an active legal investigation and you're interviewing someone's like this So what anyone could talk to anyone about anything?
Starting point is 01:44:33 What do you put an idea and raise head? Yeah, so fucking stupid so gullible I've seen the Channel 9 news interview people at the scene. Yeah People and so even John's falling for it happens all the time. It's fine. It's fine. You can totally interview people and so even John's falling for it because all he does is watch MLC now. So, John, the only thing he knows is what Kevin's telling him. She's like, I don't wanna pull Ray DeVito. God forbid, I would say something that I, during a criminal investigation. So, he's looking at his phone. This is literally
Starting point is 01:45:01 a Ray DeVito because Ray couldn't get a hold of Kate the other day. It's true. Yes, cuz Ray couldn't get a hold of Kate the other day Everyone's trying to get a hold of Kate other show. I'm thinking so Either it didn't she didn't go Or she did But if she didn't go and she lied to me and said she was there then then what? then what Melton in a lineup. No, that's not. Well, so far we don't know anything
Starting point is 01:45:28 than what we've just heard. So this is all a tease so far. We don't know what's going on. Either she did something or she didn't do something, she won't text me back, she doesn't answer the phone. If he stalls long enough, he's just gonna say what it is. Yep, that's exactly what happens. Three minutes later, producer Chris.
Starting point is 01:45:43 I left a bunch of credit cards there that fell out of my wallet and 10 bucks, two fibers. And believe it or not, it was all there. I just wanna point out, credit cards don't fall out of your wallet. I had a bunch of credit cards fall out of my wallet. What are you gonna do? Tell that to Chad Zuma. So, John's at the bar, leaves his wallet behind obviously because
Starting point is 01:46:10 his credit cards and 10 bucks. He's like, can you believe it? They didn't steal it. Yeah, it's because it's 10 bucks. Cash. Yeah, no one needs $10, John. He's just like, it's amazing. Five days later, I was like, wow, thank God there's still some good people in the world but it ain't that fat fuck patty fatty patty who **** deserves everything he gets if only **** Kate would **** let me know. Alright, I'm just gonna say it. I don't care. I'm just gonna say it. I'm not burning here, it's no big deal. Okay. You know, Kate went to the precinct in Manhattan. It melts him foot in New York. And they know he's there, he'll be arrested.
Starting point is 01:46:59 Now that's fact Jack. Oh, it's a fact Jack, okay. Okay. Yeah, I mean sure why not so apparently Patrick moment committed some type of crime and So there's a warrant out for his arrest in New York City now, but only there, but only there It's actually only Manhattan. Yeah. Yeah, they don't want it to tip she went to the Precinct so I'm still confused. What's going on?
Starting point is 01:47:26 Did he kill? Did he fuck Kevin meeting to death like what is going on right here and We called the police in Las Vegas. Oh good. They said we had to Get a warrant issued in New York first. First off. I thought he just said there was one. Right, so that was the first step
Starting point is 01:47:53 was they wanted to get him arrested where he lives in Las Vegas. And they go, all right, so who's the victim? Oh, she lives in Manhattan. They're like, okay, can we get a warrant or something? I don't think any of this happened. What do you think? Pat? Is this civil or criminal? He's criminal. I guess I'm, I'm she's an imminent danger and I need to be picked up. Yeah. This is the thing is that I don't believe any of this because John has used this. I called the police
Starting point is 01:48:17 story before he claimed to a call. Right? Our police department here in Rochester. I talked to my friends who are at the police department. They go, we have no record of John Collier. He's guys, guys who have never been to court and never had a lawsuit and been involved in a lawsuit. Never stopped talking about court and lawsuit. It's like, it's like, I, he threatens lawsuits and arrests on everyone and never does it. It's like, doesn't it get old to you? Right? Yeah. Like this is all you have is this empty gun. I've said this a few times before, but it's been a while. It's like doesn't it get old to you right? Yeah, like this is all you have is this empty gun? I've said this a few times before but it's been a while It's like when the Lions went oh and 16 if the next year they showed up for training camp
Starting point is 01:48:52 They're like we haven't changed the playbook at all We're just gonna use the exact same playbook everyone cool with that. No, let's change it up. It didn't work It's not working for us. Okay anything else back to the credit cards. Yeah You've said this before John thinks everyone is as stupid as him. He is surprised that there's honest people He thinks that everyone is dishonest as him, correct And this is just that same thing because ten bucks is the same as zero and credit cards Who the fuck is gonna steal a credit card? Like that's wildly illegal if I steal a credit card? Like that's wildly illegal.
Starting point is 01:49:25 If I see a credit card on the floor, I'm not thinking like, Ooh, I better max this thing out immediately. Let's go to Chili's too with them all. Yeah. $10 is why I got returned. I lost $3,000 cash in a rubber banded bundle to a player's card in a casino once. So I had my name attached. Like a person with a real soul we go like if it was anonymous I'd keep it but there's a name on no one no one shocker. No one turned it in you know I bet it was a good Samaritan's like let me turn this into six thousand dollars first Here's your three thousand and all the winning, people gave me back my medical marijuana card. It's like, yeah, it's not useful. Right.
Starting point is 01:50:10 So then Kate set up an appointment with a detective in Manhattan, and I'm just waiting to hear what happened. But the shit Melton said is against the law and subject to a fine up to 10,010 years imprisonment. So this is again what you were just talking about. John's so stupid he thinks everyone else is as stupid as he is. He thinks that this would get everyone scared.
Starting point is 01:50:37 Like 10 years in prison I was just doing a comedy show. I didn't realize that could happen. FBI warning, copying this video cuz He also is never concerned about how this makes him look no I never get sick of that no he looks It's just a petty douchebag tattletale bitch Yeah when he does we called we call the RPD and then we call the Las Vegas Police Department and we called Tampa police on Chad and then because he's constantly calling the police Then we called Tampa police on Chad and because I'm constantly calling the police on the way
Starting point is 01:51:12 Resources like wasting the police are already understaffed and underfunded and nobody respects him and they get spit on And stuttering John Melendez from the tonight show won't leave them alone Especially Manhattan, yeah There's so much violent crime that's happening there all the time And they're worried about like yeah, so there's this comedian anyone on the show and So he calls Vegas hello Vegas Ship there yeah, by the way, I saw a couple episodes of cops you guys do great work Yeah, I know you guys don't like to gamble when it comes to hate In the state of Nevada and you got dickheads like tookie and lady K
Starting point is 01:52:01 And all of these fucking Douchebags, I know it kind of fucks up your argument like, I'm gonna get them all arrested. Too key. The potato. I always, has anybody ever brought it up to you? I always thought his nickname for you, Carl, was ironic. His son is Lady K. Yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 01:52:17 His son is Knight with a K who used to be a lady. That's Lady K. I never understood that nickname at all. And then it to Lady K Mar which makes even less sense That was even dumber that don't give a fuck that there's a guy. Oh This is the guilty by association This is what we had the video of Ray DeVito comes on and John immediately says how can you be friends with him? How can you work with him? He's a bad dude. You're not allowed to be around him anymore.
Starting point is 01:52:47 It's just like, John, just fucking mind your own business on this shit. What do you care what I'm doing? Vinny said something like, why are all these old men fighting over custody of Ray DeVito? Who cares? Who cares? But the guilty by association thing is embarrassing.
Starting point is 01:53:06 Yeah, and you can tell he's felt this way since he was born. Yeah. This is deep. Threatening, telling people, and see what fatty Patty doesn't know, I have the original clip, and I put it all together for Miss Meanie. No, you didn't. Somebody else did.
Starting point is 01:53:26 You did not put anything in there. You did not play it here. Yeah, you're lying. I don't think anybody has the original clip, which is what's amazing to me. And don't worry, fatty patty, I didn't edit anything out of what you said, but you done fucked up.
Starting point is 01:53:40 And what we played on BYB, if you can recall, there was a time you didn't say, I don't care. You said, I want this bad thing to happen. Okay. Do you want to explain what he's talking about, Patrick? I have the BYB clip. We don't have to play that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:54:00 I went into some hyperbolic rant about things I wouldn't mind if they happened to Kate Meany. And I think at one point I slipped up and said, not only about things. I wouldn't mind if they happened to Kate Meany. And I think at one point I slipped up and said, not only did I say I wouldn't mind it, I said, I hope they do. Or I want them to. Yeah. Not even it was specific. Just there was a scenario where something happens on a subway and you know, it turned, it went from maybe this will happen to, I hope it does happen. I mean it was comedically over the I mean, you know, I mean, I think I said just kidding. Jkjkjk. I don't know all the laws but you can incite people but if they don't do anything that might still be against the law but don't the police have better things to do? Yeah, I think happens
Starting point is 01:54:41 to the signing. Also there was no like who was I telling to do something to her just everyone well How many homeless people in New York listen to your show? Right, and I also don't control any gang gang I don't control any gangs of ethnics either The baby podcast says that I have the proof that will put you in prison for a long time. Uh oh. He's teaming up with B.Y.B. Watch out.
Starting point is 01:55:08 Will you at least admit to being in poor taste? Yeah, it was probably definitely over the top. It was a little much for sure. That's probably the best you're going to get, Kate. Look, I talk for a long time every day. And then sometimes when you start being mean, the only way to make it not so mean is to take it to the end of intro. It's like, okay, he's clearly out of his mind. Yeah. For the record, I don't want anything bad
Starting point is 01:55:35 to happen to Kate Meany. She's going to take care of that with her fentanyl habit. Correct. So this is John showing off his NPD. He does this a lot where he has these revenge fantasies that is very much a trait of someone who's a narcissist, who's living this life where their enemies are paying for their sins. I cannot wait. Because if this, if Kate got the warrant, then, uh,
Starting point is 01:56:09 seeing you in handcuffs, the joy, the joy. Why would that bring you joy, John? What would that do for you? This goes right back to the Chris Rock. I didn't get my OJ prize. Why does it matter that OJ was found not guilty for black people? And why would Patrick Melny getting arrested do anything for you at all? It's just a childish revenge fantasy.
Starting point is 01:56:34 Because it's got nothing. Yeah, it's just childish. So then later on in the show, big news coming in. It's in the works with Kate Beattie. She just texted me. She did see the detective. So, you know, it's a little more complicated because the jurisdictional issues but she's, you know, she's still on it. But that fat fuck walks. If he steps foot in New York and Kate
Starting point is 01:56:58 knows that he's there, they can arrest that fat fucking whale. Boom! I don't think so. I don't think so either. They don't arrest people for punching people in the face that they They can arrest that fat fucking whale. Boom. I don't think so. I don't think so either. They don't arrest people for punching people in the face that they don't know. When I, when I lived in New York city, my roommate had his phone stolen out of his hand in front of a bar. Yeah. And then, and then negotiate, the guy couldn't unlock it, negotiated with the guy to meet him at a McDonald's to get it back. My roommate went to the cops and told him I'm going to meet the guy at the McDonald's to get it back. The cops didn't care and talked him out of filing a report.
Starting point is 01:57:31 Yeah. So my, my roommate had to pay $400 to get his own phone back from a criminal. Yeah. You know what? Please don't give a fuck. And there's no way Kate Meany went to a detective and played this video. Just went, yeah. So I'm really worried that this guy's going to cause me harm again. At no time did Patrick say he was going to do anything. Suddenly a threesome breaks out. But if you hear what he said, he said the cop said if he ever, if he comes to New York and Kate Meany knows, it sounds to me like the cop, Kate Meany went to the cops, the cops said he's not in New York right and they said well if he is yeah if you ever hear he is give us a call right like right and then you have to prove like stalking or something you have to be like in the vicinity of Kate Meany or know where she is or something I
Starting point is 01:58:16 would imagine it's like we'll deal this with this if he ever shows up and then call us okay so he brings Quadfather on the show. And John is so unprepared for his own show at all times. He even says, Oh, I got some shit with Quadfather we need to talk about before Quadfather comes on. So Quadfather comes on. He's like, Okay, good. I want to I got a beef with you. I want to show you what I saw. Someone sent him something is going through his email. Watch how long it takes for john to find the thing he wants to show. This is the only thing he's
Starting point is 01:58:47 supposed to have prepared for the show. Oh, this is kind of the theme of the poke dabler today. Oh, what's that? Oh, you guys might be repetitive. Okay, I sped it up so I have to watch this in real time. Don't worry. It goes on forever. All right, I'm just gonna Derek, this won't this is not like what Lady K will say, this is gonna ruin our relationship. I'm gonna start trashing you. No, I'm not. But somebody brought this to my attention, so I would like to squash it. So I would like to squash Oh Yeah more entertaining now there it is what the fuck is this oh No
Starting point is 01:59:58 Busted oh no, I'm in So what he's showing right now is a thumbnail that Quadfather made where it shows Melton and Tukey winning a boxing match against John. The referee's holding up Melton's arms and Tukey's got his arms up and John looks distraught and upset that he lost. So this was the big thing. It took him three minutes to find this in his email for some reason. He couldn't just have it on the go.
Starting point is 02:00:24 I'm not ready for the show show and he's all upset. And at first he acts like, no, I don't care. And then he's just like, but seriously, you couldn't have just like had, you know, lifting up my arm. You couldn't have put the, my face on the other thing. And like, he really is hurt. I don't have any more clips. So hopefully you guys get into this tonight. If you're, uh, if you're going over this, I'd be dabbling. But he explained Derek has to explain well I found the photo of tookie with his arms up so it made more sense that that team would win Because I already had that photo. It's not real you didn't actually box these guys right no one thinks
Starting point is 02:01:03 That looks like tokey back there. I don't know. And then he goes, and why did you make me so fat? He's like, I was just trying to find funny images of two fat guys having a boxing match. And John was seriously upset about that. God, he's always outing every single insecurity. So pathetic, yeah, it's fun.
Starting point is 02:01:23 And I have to say. But it's not real, right? It's not real, right? This isn't a real photo. Now, I need you to apologize on the air. So, John might be the worst broadcaster of all time. And that sounds hyperbolic. But I am telling you, I've never seen now aside from children, you know, we've done these like true crime shows where the teenage girls get together and read wikipedia those are pretty bad but i've never seen someone this bad at broadcasting yeah i got a herpy you well what about your quadriplegic situation i know i know john's broadcast is even worse than that Kevin part of the pressure Yeah counting your nose here and
Starting point is 02:02:06 Yeah, I know I know I know he was he was you know I'm that's that's the one you know I mean I Don't know I'm not gonna fucking hit someone about their fucking you know I mean having a fucking you know being because I well, but then again I told I mean we've gone over this I I Had a friend the same thing And you know and my friend it happened because he was um You know cuz he was a pole vaulter You know, but it still doesn't matter how it happened it happened That's gonna be a bologna factory video
Starting point is 02:02:41 Frenchie makes better points, you know, I don't you know the conversation with a person like that. I'd walk away By the eighth you know yeah, let me know when you get it together Figure it out So this is yesterday's episode John still talking about how he thinks I'm the one that did the graffiti at Stevie tomatoes And he's still saying it's because of the ass John he's so fucking stupid. It's embarrassing but this is where things get real embarrassing for him when he starts simping for Kate Meany and John always says look at I'm not trying to get involved with Kate Meany
Starting point is 02:03:21 She's too young for me. I mean, why would I even do that? John's gimpy Halloween hand. You'd be okay with a 59, I'm not 59, so the question is irrelevant. Man meddling in your daughter's life. First of all, Kevin. All right, so the question is, would you be okay with a 59-year-old man
Starting point is 02:03:44 meddling in your daughter's life because Kate Meaney's 24, oh, look at that eye. I know. Kate Meaney's 24, John's 58 and a half. I like that whenever he sees an error and somebody doesn't want to address it, he's like, well, that's wrong. Yeah, I don't have to talk about it.
Starting point is 02:03:57 It's wrong. The rest of the question is irrelevant. Yeah, it's irrelevant. Because you got the age wrong. Yeah, we can round up at this point, John, you're 59. First of all, Kevin mean he's dead. Kate mean he needs somebody to help her. That's insane. Wow. That's insane. So as a father, wouldn't you be upset if there's a 59
Starting point is 02:04:15 year old guy taking interest in your daughter? Yeah, but I'm still alive. That's not the point at all. That's a good flex. I wouldn't be I wouldn't be worried if he was just, you know, inviting her to cuddle and get ring lights and stuff. Right, yes. And just like texting her about anal and stuff like that. Normal stuff. Yeah, just normal stuff. And things that, you know, just due to age that I'm, you know, an experienced that I, I you know that I know what she should do yeah I'm not meddling in her life I'm trying to point in the right direction
Starting point is 02:04:50 so fuck off I think that's what meddling means yeah honestly so John who doesn't have life figured out at all no laughing stock of the internet there's thousands of creators who goof on him on a daily basis goes I'm just trying to help Kate Meany find the right path in life. Yeah, he's got the inside track Fucking idiot. She's not taking advice from you, John. I know why he's so upset. He thought it said middling This is irrelevant. This is irrelevant. Yeah, that's right. I'm a 58 year old headliner. I think he's probably like, look, I've clearly completed
Starting point is 02:05:30 raising one daughter successfully. I know how to make these young girls blossom. Yeah, that's the other thing too. It's not like he's a good father. He keeps claiming that he's a good father and stuff. A, you weren't there for most of their
Starting point is 02:05:45 lives That's pretty well established because he likes to use that argument when the wedding speeches are like, yeah, we finally feel safe There's safety in our house. So he's like well, there was no man in the house for most of their lives Like okay, so you're admitting that you were absentee father good. That's the first step and then he says but I was a great father No, can't have both gotta be well One would argue that the best father stuttering John could be is an absentee one It's true probably is the best thing you could have done. So this is where things get really creepy Because everyone's talking about who Kate Meany is fucked and stuff like that
Starting point is 02:06:20 I don't know why this is a topic of conversation why anyone would care but watch what John does when he finds out that Kate Meany allegedly slept with Jeremy Piven this is creep behavior you know but I don't anticipate Kate's gonna be a hundred percent honest with me because she doesn't want me to look down on her she's gonna think that I'm like you know I'm gonna look down on her and so they're talking about this thre some for $20,000 Kate's denying it and John's like, but she probably did some way which I won I Would never look down on her, but I think she doesn't Yeah, it makes sense to me she seems like that kind of lady. And I know that whatever she will,
Starting point is 02:07:05 Alex Stein, she's been with Jeremy Piven. So like she'll, she'll chase like names just to get laid by like dudes that are known. It seems that. I never knew about the Jeremy Piven thing. And that. I did. And I reported it. And then everyone was like, no, no, no.
Starting point is 02:07:23 You don't know what you're talking about Today and I was like I'm fucking I knew that you son of a bitch I knew it Isn't he older than me look at where John's mind racist immediately He's like, wait a second. She she's in the older guys. I knew that in 2014. I Don't know she was an older guys so watch what John decides to do Yeah, he's pretty open. He's uh I think he's yeah late 50s early 60s probably I would think so John goes to Google Yeah, took up his age. Oh, there's a snout John why don't you Google his net worth? gross not on his shirt John why don't you Google his net worth it give me a clue George me John's hoping to collect Eskimo brothers he's already got Adam
Starting point is 02:08:11 Sam Jeremy Piven I was out the Tonight Show I fucked the same chick as Adam said look it's credits just get crazier and crazier Wow even when you search him doesn't come up first anymore that's when you know you haven't done anything well what did you search for Wow I think he come up first anymore. That's when you know you haven't done anything in a while. What did you search for? J-E-R. Wow. I think he typed in three letters. He goes, yeah, he's not even showing up on Google. Jeremy Piven doesn't even work anymore. I know, the balls of this asshole to say that.
Starting point is 02:08:36 If you look for Stuttering John podcasts on YouTube, the first things that show up are W-A-T-P and Uncle Rico. And this asshole's gone, doesn't even show up on the search engines anymore? I think I'm higher to Yeah, it's been a while he was at a cult classic that PCU politically correct University. I love that movie, but Yeah, I thought it was in another one too. Yeah, he's been it's been in a lot of movies Name the two Jeremy Piven films
Starting point is 02:09:20 It really knows how he would wait. Yeah, he was in a bunch of movies in the 90s and early on but Yes, he was in a garage. That was a big deal for a while. Holy shit. He's the exact same age as me nice Nice yeah But I nearly as handsome So John immediately starts fantasizing. He's like she fucked Jeremy Piven. We're the same age now. She has no excuse That's it now. She has to sleep with me by default. That's how that works She can't say I'm too old for her anymore Wow look at his victory lap face Oh, yeah, you can see everything was going on in the back of his head because
Starting point is 02:09:54 He gets called out here when it was discovered that Kate has nudes out there Chad said that or someone John immediately goes well you got to send those to me Kate Which is what a creep would say. You know, if it's a girl you don't wanna fuck, and you're not interested in her, you don't need to see her nudes. Since your dad is dead.
Starting point is 02:10:13 I have to tell ya, when I heard that Kate Meany had nudes out there, I didn't immediately go to DM her and ask her if she could send them my way. Oh, I don't give a fuck. I don't care about Kate Meany's nudes. So someone asked John, yeah, so what did you need her nudes for? This is the funniest reaction because John's so bad at lying and he tries to go with multiple lies as the Pete Townsend excuse Why did you ask Kate to send the pictures to you so I can say if they were really bad or not
Starting point is 02:10:42 He was just gonna judge them. Okay, that was a bad excuse. What's the next one? Judge them by how quickly they make me come. I was going to judge off to him. So he goes, I was just going to tell us about how bad they were. And then he takes a sip of his beer here so you can think up something better than that. Answers on the ceiling.
Starting point is 02:11:07 No, actually, you know, because I like what the fuck you said fucking because then anyone said to me that Chad. I mean, yeah, well, you could at least advise her if she should be sending him out, right? Oh, Derek. Well, I did plus, like, after I looked at him, I didn't even look at him. I was just like, all right, I just want to see. Because Chad made it sound like it was her private parts and all that.
Starting point is 02:11:33 It's not. It's one breast. I thought you never looked at them. Now he knows exactly what they are. I shredded them immediately. Yeah, right. Because I didn't even look at them. I mean, I told her to send them to send me but I didn't want to look at him
Starting point is 02:11:46 I don't I didn't look why would I look at them? So I love it if I love it if this is fit, you know There's apps now like you like upload a photo and can like make a woman may it's like show me anyone naked I heard that yes, so if Kate's doing that and just sending those pictures up to people that's funny Just putting her face on porn actresses cuz Chad again like I've never seen More guys with AARP cards who like talk to his young 20s girl Yeah into the night for hours and hours and it's a guy so concerned with her boyfriend Yeah, it's how long these people are talking to the phone for you
Starting point is 02:12:25 Do you picture them laying on their bed twisting the yes in the phone cord? Yeah? Hey, you just get me so what do you wear tomorrow? You're not like the guys at the pub you get me Real quick update on John's guitar playing I have a story But also Joe Franco sent me this in from Guitar World magazine. Did you find this, Cardiff? This was, I think I incorrectly credited Muttering J for finding this, but it was in fact our pal Joe. Okay. So he sent this in to me. This is the write up on Guitar World when John's album
Starting point is 02:12:58 came out. And it first starts to talk about how he interviews people on the Howard Stern show and ask them ridiculous questions and then it talks about how he only got on the Stern show in order to promote his band because he's a musician first and then he says, here it is, what it describes his style as real sloppy. I like that loose hissing Jimmy Page style. Good old sloppy page. Yeah, yeah Session musician page Les Paul straight into Marshall's sound is sort of cheap trick and Alison Chains hybrid is singing his stammer free Does he think Les Paul's into Marshall's is something unique that he created? I know you know there's other bands that have that stuff. Yeah, I do know that actually I Did it a lot of them? I love these like make sure you put that I don't start it when I sing. Yeah, right So in whoever wrote this did not listen to the album. That's a very short. That's the whole thing
Starting point is 02:13:57 That's the old article right there very short and there's no Conversation at all about John's guitar playing or the album or the songs And there's no conversation at all about John's guitar playing or the album or the songs Yep, but did you zoomed in on the the part there where he upset chastity bono? That is true. I don't know if that really means that much This is big entertainment lawyer heard my bands this bigger table lawyer heard my band's tape without knowing it was me He loved it and told me he could get me a contract Heard my band's tape without knowing it was me. He loved it and told me he could get me a contract About that time he has shares down her chest at Ebono if she ever French kissed her mother share hit the roof John recalls the lawyer happened to love share and he started telling people I would never get a contract
Starting point is 02:14:35 I mean, it's just blatant lies. No, but he was trashing shares trans kid. That's true It's true. But the other part about this is that you don't have a big entertainment lawyer. Big entertainment lawyers don't get contracts for people like I heard your tape. I'm going to get you a contract. Yeah. What do you mean? This fat cat that was chopping a cigar. Yeah. You're not a talent scout. What are you talking about? You know that new sound you've been looking for? It's so stupid. Have you seen the documentary Airheads? sound you've been looking for. It's so stupid. Have you seen the documentary Airheads? Let me read you this quick story and then we'll play a game and I'll get melting out of here. Thank you for your time today. It's going longer than I thought we'd go. So this person
Starting point is 02:15:13 wrote into me and said, since we're calling out John's terrible musicianship, I have a story. Picture it. Hoboken, October 1999. I'm in a reasonably popular hard rock cover band. We are booked at a bar in Hoboken and Stutt Joe is booked to make an appearance. Being a huge Stern fan at that time, I'm pretty stoked. SJ shows up late, comes up to say hi and drops his guitar off on the back line. We pick a couple of songs, he's going to open our secret set with us. He then fucks right off to the back of the room to drink beer, play pool and engages engages with no one So big celebrity appearance and he just goes and ignores everyone the bar owner actually gives us some shit for being late and A total dud what the fuck that's on us. He comes up to perform. He doesn't remember what songs and he just sings
Starting point is 02:15:59 He would not pick up his guitar and play Thankfully, he didn't leave any viscous mouth smegma on the mic He goes back to drinking and ignoring people for the rest of the night He heads out after the show and leaves his guitar ha dope Just dumb fantasizing about calling into Howard the next day and hopefully parlaying this John's an idiot We have his guitar hostage story into a chance to get on the air. Here comes my guitar player hostage story into a chance to get on the air. Here goes my guitar player back into the room. His drunk ass was out waiting for a cab and she gave it back to him. Womp Womp. So that's just a perfect story because we all know the story of John leaving the VHS
Starting point is 02:16:36 tape in Vegas and she had to secretly get it back to him. He brings his guitar, doesn't play it, leaves it there. What a dummy that woman is Giving it back to him tell you know a real guitar player. They forget all about it They really Respect I don't even need a good. They really respect the instrument Let's get Annie in here. Yeah Annie how's it going? Oh hello. Oh hello. Hey everyone. Hey Patrick peak fan. Hello. Thank you Oh, hello. Hey everyone. Hey Patrick peak fan. Hello. Thank you All right, we are going to poke a dabbler today now card if his warned me There's a little bit of a longer one and it's a little repetitive what you played today
Starting point is 02:17:13 Oh shit, I was talking about yeah. Oh fuck. Oh, did we get the answer already? No. No, it's not the same clip Okay, it's it's the same style. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to poke a dabbler Are you ready to poke a dabbler fatty patty? Biff please tell me you come in a seat beers on me if you come beers on me Biff Thank you. So let's all enjoy this fatty patty
Starting point is 02:17:50 Having a breakdown on his show. This is fair use Fuck how long does it take for John to play this video? number one less than five minutes Between five minutes and 10 minutes. Never. Next. Over 10 minutes.
Starting point is 02:18:10 Oh no. Four, that's enough fucking options. To poke a dabler. I liked your idea, because I've seen him do that thing where he's like looking for everything, he just goes, that doesn't matter. Yeah, who cares?
Starting point is 02:18:24 It's fine I Gotta go with next ten minutes plus would be I'll go be okay. I think it's between five and ten Annie. What do you think? definitely next Producer Chris and I would be all right. We'll be funny. We just like I hear this right here and kind of just fucking with Where do how do I get this now, let me see I just did this incredible Just got this me go there. It's a slow start Okay, does that show here? No, I don't know how I can get this going
Starting point is 02:19:02 Going You see if I can go like this goes there then I let me see I gotta figure out how to get it up All right, you know what I gotta do yeah, this is what I gotta do Get a competent person to produce your show I got a post that I think what's gonna upload the video he's looking forward to his YouTube on list you don't really notice though cuz he fills the silence with a show right good point okay I know this is bad everyone I've been a fan for Yeah, it's the worst feeling. I was like, this feels, I know this is bad everyone. John, I've been a fan for over 30 years.
Starting point is 02:19:48 But the way you repeatedly call Kade a slut because she called you a fool and seriously, you're a dad? Yes, I am a dad. But I don't appreciate people stabbing me in the back. Alright? And first of all, did you hear all the other shit she said about me? All right, and First of all
Starting point is 02:20:05 Did you hear all the other shit she said about me? Oh What does that to do with calling someone a slut? What a fucking asshole. He's like, I never looked out on Kate I don't care if she's fucking Jeremy Piven and bang blowing a guy for 10,000 bucks. She started it Because you know, it's just fucking ridiculous. I nice to the girl someone stabs me in the back I'll go low just like they do. Yeah, we know I am a father but she obviously needs a father figure and Unfortunately, she chose that lunatic Kevin Brennan Yes, he chose Chad Zuma
Starting point is 02:20:50 Okay, Matt three three four four, thanks for the fiber why is card of a coward for not showing his face but muttering Jay is not well muttering Jay is not doing a Broadcast is he last I checked he's not double I he thought of so if he's not then He doesn't fall under the same He's so gray. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 02:21:10 Criteria. But you could keep trying. Alright, who wants to watch? This is sad. Now this is allegedly Who wants to watch this is sad? This is allegedly I'm trying to take your word for it, John. I mean, fatty patty. See how much he's moving the computer important. Yeah muttering fatty patty
Starting point is 02:21:37 No now now we're gonna start from the beginning. What fuck is he I know no this is the crying one again Talking hold on. Come on. That's the longer version. The timer's back. I'm talking the right one. Fucking hell. I heard his timer, I'm like, oh, we got him. I know, I never fucking. That's great. You expected me to get cocky and proclaim I won. Which is the one where he talks?
Starting point is 02:22:13 He's incredible. I gotta see the one where he talks. I saw it coming. Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. I won, I won, I know my clips, man. Nobody needs to know. I don't know what the fuck the fuck look this guy's fucking fat. He's fucking You know his name is that loser. We all know that guilty
Starting point is 02:22:35 Hate to be where he just sats Green eggs and ham if you do information, you'd probably be a racist. It's just processing. It's just gonna take a minute. Alright, anyway. We could still win this, Melton. Ha ha ha! Okay. It's never gonna play. That was my first instinct. Sorry for the delay.
Starting point is 02:22:55 Here we go. Nope. He could get it in. He could be under 10 here. I should have done this earlier, but I didn't think I had to. I don't buy it. Come on, Hail Mary. That's the beauty of this show So I was just gonna say people would ask him what are his regrets are and because he has NPD
Starting point is 02:23:12 He doesn't know what regrets are he thinks he's done everything, right? He just said I should have prepared this before the show and then immediately went back and he goes But that's the charm of this show. I don't prepare anything. So it makes it great I gotta say I'm too invested in this when you pause it to stop talking. I was my first instinct was don't forget to stop the clock. All right, we're getting close now 940 940. Come on, John. Now you tell me I need I'm alleging it's fatty. So what? Does that sound like him so what? Is that me do we win I don't know that's the clip I mean
Starting point is 02:24:02 That was it Wait for the process to play that ten minutes of a show dedicated. All right. Congratulations ass There's a double fake out you're all funny you're all fucking funny I Was having a breakout on air live and I didn't know you You know, I left the camera on. I didn't know. That was going on. Yeah. I hope nobody falls for it. Us people who observe and report, if we get a scoop, we got to run with it.
Starting point is 02:24:38 I'm a regular fucking stuttering damn rather. That's all for this time. What's that Patrick? I think it was initially a work on Joey C. I was like crying off camera and then somebody sent it to John so John ran with it too like look what I obtained. Fucking idiots. Nothing on Stuttering Dan Rather. That's all for this time. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have a hunchback enough to pokes a dabbler. Brought to you by Hackamania. Hackamania.com promo code Cardiff.
Starting point is 02:25:16 Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. Patrick, thank you so much for coming on today. should check out nobody likes onions on the nobody likes onions YouTube channel subscribe to that where can they find you? Nobody likes onions YouTube channel don't look anywhere else perfect And I'm appreciate it guys. Yes. Also you don't want to miss out on hackamania. We have a very fun show I've been explaining it a little bit, but can you just talk to what we're doing with
Starting point is 02:25:47 the open mic is my brother told me the other day he's got 60 seconds. He's got he's ready to go with us. Yeah, I think we're going to give people two minutes. Okay. And then he's got a little he's got 120 seconds. 60 up to two minutes. Earl Skakel is going to be the ultimate judge who decides whether you get any cash or not And he's just gonna have it right there on the table at you Perfect spot. So it's kill Tony style open mic. Come on up
Starting point is 02:26:13 Give us your yes two minutes set local and Hackamania participants and a sign up for that'll be on the website on hackamania.com By the end of the week to sign up for the open mic if you want to be if you want to perform this This is gonna be a lot of fun, but it's kill tony style So you'll do your comedy set and then people will judge you harshly Yeah, well like a panel of comics will take online feedback as well and
Starting point is 02:26:40 Yeah, we'll see how it goes. How bad could it be? It's going to be fan fucking tasking. I'm really looking forward to it. Can't wait to hang with you in Vegas. Are we going to play some poker on Sunday? Yeah, I hope so. We're going to do a poker tournament on Sunday. I'm trying to figure out some organizing a dinner. I don't want to like do a dinner. People have to like pay more for and stuff, but it's also hard to get reservations for an unspecified number of people somewhere. So I'm working on that. Sunday's like a loose day because I know people are kind of want to break off and do kind of their own thing. So I don't want to like structure it too much,
Starting point is 02:27:13 but we'll definitely have something late Sunday night for everybody to like hang out like a last hurrah and a poker tournament for sure. Very good. Patrick Melton, thank you so much for joining us, buddy. Thank you thank you nobody likes onions go check it out fantastic programming to get caught up on many things in the dabble verse that we don't cover here on W ATP all right Annie what do you have going on these days I have some other stuff that I've been doing that I can't really talk about but you can catch what I've already got working It's on youtube.com slash at WIT GS very good. That's video game reviews and
Starting point is 02:27:53 Thank you very much, Kurt if what's your schedule like this week? Tookies away, so it's kind of light Okay, yeah, I was gonna say there was no tokyo soup last night was there I guess yeah No potato soup put me a bedablin life Saturday and potato soup Sunday night Are you on bedablin live? I didn't know that Yes, that's the one that's what you are. That's right. I'm not on toki soup. I get very confused about all this I try to keep up. I try it. It's very try my best Guys, please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once for all. Who are these podcasts?
Starting point is 02:28:26 Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the must bits of morning radio. And now this show is over now. Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Shut the fuck up, asswipe, and suck my cock. Annie, do we have any new reviews?
Starting point is 02:28:44 Yeah, we have some new reviews, but I'm going to save those for Saturday. I'm going to dive into some of the old ones from Podcast Attic. There's still a handful of good ones. The first one comes from Nintendo69me on 7-24-22. A failed garage musician, a gas station employee, a Jew, a fat Guido wannabe a Pedophilic truck driver all take turns being boner guys and try to take down the world famous stuttering John. What a shit show It's pretty good description. I should Five star that is a five-star very good. Who's the June the second I? Would assume Lucy. Oh, okay. Juicy tightbox.
Starting point is 02:29:27 Got it. Mm-hmm. Houston's Bag on 73022 says, These guys are bad. I don't understand why anyone would want to listen to this garbage. They don't ever stop playing stupid bumpers and teasers like they're on radio. For podcast reviewers, they sure do act like they're on radio all the time. Do yourself a favor and don't listen to this. I hate this fucking show. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy.
Starting point is 02:29:58 Boom, hot take. So that a five star review? That one is five stars. All right, very good. Hey, coming up next if you're just joining us. We're doing reviews with annie right now Principal uncertainty remember for two months says I remember when smoking with your left hand was weird. What's happening? What is happening? That was that was that came in a while. He goes out but it's i'm gonna do something that I don't remember at this point
Starting point is 02:30:22 Let's check out cigarettes. Let's for that term before let's check out some Well, he's not from You know the US like we are like us. Yes Let's check out some voicemails Anxious Andy calling it. So Carl, thank you Sandy. Go on once again I just want to touch base with you see what why the fuck you are not playing into my voice mouse. Either way, hopefully this one gets played.
Starting point is 02:30:49 That's something really important to say. Or ask us, ask us. But how come you never talk about Tim Dillon? You can always talk good about him, but you don't ever talk about his little faggot ass fucking co-host. He's always laughing in the background. And I just think it's really, really, really bad, this last episode. about his little faggot ass fucking coho's he's always laughing in the background and I just think it's really really really bad this last episode and I think you should really
Starting point is 02:31:09 maybe kind of talk about it I get we all love Tim Villain but the producers or whatever are just laughing in the background it's pretty bad also trucker Andy is not that funny I just wanted to say that and also ever since the review girls, like what's her name left? Vic. When Vic left us, when all the review girls started coming in, Scott and worse and just think the tranny or whatever she is pretty bad. Fuck you girl. Please. I'll call you back. I just want to remind everyone how we started that. How can we never play by voicemails? It was over 45 seconds and it was extremely mean and
Starting point is 02:31:46 I'll just address this about Tim Dillon When his producers laughs because he said something funny when we make fun of these other shows where the producers are losing their minds It's over horse shit. Yeah, so doesn't bother me as much when the producers actually laugh at tip things Tim Dillon says But thank you for calling everyone else out on the show appreciate that horrible call Paco calling into the show. Yeah what's so crazy Paco you know I got a little beef for producer Chris man like you know the whole time the audio was so low I had to put it on full blast just to hear it and then here comes that bitch Mary Beth
Starting point is 02:32:27 Loud as a fucking gunshot, you know saying my fucking neighbors woke up They came over make sure everything's alright because they heard a woman talking loud I never have women over. But anyways Yeah, fucking I'm just kidding. Pretty good Chris. No, I love you, man. Shout out to you. Peace. Peace. You know, I have been seeing this complaint coming and I've made a bunch of adjustments and I go back and I listen to these and they never sound as out of whack as people tell me that they are, but I get it. There are definitely times when the clips are quiet and we're loud or vice versa.
Starting point is 02:33:01 So I've been making a giant card if always fucks things up. So I've been making some adjustments to that and I'm curious how it sounds on today's show. Hopefully the levels have been pretty good. So Paco went pretty hard on you right there. Producer Chris. He felt bad about it. Okay. And you're sure. All right. Hey, what's up, Chris? It's Paco. I got to issue an apology to producer Chris. My secretary told me that he does not produce the show and that it is in fact you that produces the show. And so now my beef is with you. He fixed the audio levels while I'm watching live dude. I mean it doesn't seem that hard. You know if you want to come through I'll teach you dude for like like
Starting point is 02:33:46 300 bucks you I teach how to use the fucking mixer. Yes. I teach how to get the levels right puto. You know saying um I'm just kidding car. You know, I love you man. I can't I can't dude. I can't talk shit about you Shout out to any Ah, you thought I was gonna say andy had nice at any. All right. See you say Annie. Alright, I'll see you later. Alright, I'll see you Paco. I fucking love that guy. Hi Paco. He can't be mean. He just can't bring himself to be mean. Carl, you son of a bitch. Look, this is your whatever fuck, gay biracial dude. Whatever,
Starting point is 02:34:23 I don't remember what's his name. I went by. Anyways, why don't you dude, but whatever I'm of what name I went by anyways Why don't you have listen? I paid my walking five dollars a month. God damn it. I deserve a review guy Okay, I want a dude in a cowl g-string. All right, I Have the steak in your show motherfucker, all right So yeah get on that anyways don't call me back this is the weirdest shit principle uncertainty wrote one minute before I played that why not have a review guy am I losing my mind have I
Starting point is 02:34:55 lost track of space and time what's that Cardiff so we're definitely in a matrix yeah this is a simulation isn't? Or that was principled uncertainty that called. I don't think so. That wasn't the right accent. I don't know. Maybe it was. What the fuck? That was weird. Chris D'Elia called into the show. Awesome. Dude, dude, it's callback D'Elia. Dude, my first W-A-T-P-J. My God. I was like, whoa, this is great. Oh my god. Wait, it can't be over yet Um, oh, there's so much time left. Oh my god a hundred a week. Holy shit Thanks chris, thanks for calling appreciate it white boy Paco did the middler happen to call this week? Uh Let me see. I'll be disappointed if it's no.
Starting point is 02:35:46 I don't see him in my notes. It's a great call. I know. I did like the Midler a lot. I'm gonna steal that character if you don't use it. Okay, I like that. White boy Paco is one of my favorite characters that calls it too.
Starting point is 02:36:01 This is white boy Paco. Hey Carl, great content, but how's about we tone down the potty talk and tone up the political talk about how dummy crats are traitors and ruining this country? Do you understand the meaning of the message I'm trying to convey? I'd like to send salutations and greetings to all my mayonnaise monsters out there who understand how escrow works decent hair grease Thank you very much white boy Paco. We appreciate your calls as always Hey, Carl. Hope you're happy listening to crystal. Yeah, I never want to have sex again. That guy's having sex These are people this is a guy fuck that it's fucking gay fucking lame. I'm gonna go have sex with dude. What up trucker Andy?
Starting point is 02:36:49 Chuck Acon says review guys will lead to gay stuff. Don't make this the Howard Stern show. Yes. Good point. Well, me and Tuki were planning a docking session for double con two, but fine. I am not surprised by that at all. Ronnie and Syracuse. Hey, Carl, it's Ronnie and Syracuse. And I have to say that listening to the latest episode, you guys did that. I don't know what that thing was up front with the two trans
Starting point is 02:37:16 women. But after that, he went to the cringe of the week. And normally when we have dynamic ads inserted, they get inserted after the first segment and before the cringe of the week. As much as I could test the ads, I got one this time for feminine hygiene odor products, and then one for Tinder, the married 17 years. But the ad came in after Jen's cringe of the week singer.
Starting point is 02:37:41 So the timing is off. So I don't know what happened, Carl, but normally it would come in at the end of the first segment. It came in after Jen said Cringe of the Week. And then we had two ads. And then we actually heard Cringe of the Week. So just wanted to pass that along. Don't call me back. You know, I'm actually getting a little annoyed with the company that I use for our podcasts because we had an episode a couple of weeks ago, or maybe a the people like this is only 13 seconds long and people like oh it's cuts out an hour and a half in and they were saying on Spotify they're having
Starting point is 02:38:13 issues so I went on Spotify and checked in was worked for me so I reached out to support and I said hey I'm getting all these notes from people megaphone the company is was there an issue they go? Oh, yeah. Yeah, there was an issue Fucking okay. Can you give us a heads up or something? Yeah, there was an issue. You have any other problems. No, that was the problem. Yeah, that's the main problem having assholes Yeah, we're still talking about that. Yeah, I Was gonna say that caller might be proof that OCD is the most debilitating disorder ever. That's true, I know. Who cares what the answer is? Right. It's gotta be before.
Starting point is 02:38:49 Who fucking cares? All right, we've made, people are fans of Lisa Boswell. I mean, obviously we are. Not just us. Hey, Carl, just call to say excellent job with that reality show. It is one of my new favorite things though please make it a regular bit on the show and i was just wondering i can't be the only one who when they hear Lisa talk is getting a bit of a new Irish has been going are you stroking your job i don't know that's just what he was reminding me of the entire time
Starting point is 02:39:28 That brings back some bad memories right there stinks Did you hear the news by the way, what's that Friday night the uncle Lisa show coming to the Shuli Network? I Did not hear about uncle Lisa just kidding We'll see. Hey, Carl, Gary from San Diego. Well, I don't know if you heard it Thursday, it's kind of a throwaway line. But John said he hadn't done his taxes. He did. And I'm thinking, why wouldn't he do his taxes?
Starting point is 02:40:01 And then it hit me. He's been busy with that tonight show reunion. He spends a lot of time each day on show prep. He also does a lot of doxxing. He's doing a lot of things. And yeah, he has to spend at least two to three hours a day at the Pickwick as a resident dimwit drunk. Anyway, I guess that's what he's spending his time on too busy to do his taxes wait check that no he's just a lazy bastard and maybe he doesn't have the money to pay his taxes that's most likely laziness and no money anyway rock and roll ah all right thank Thank you very much, Gary. He calls me lazy K projection much.
Starting point is 02:40:49 It is weird because I remember on April 15th, he was complaining about paying taxes and almost bragging about much taxes he pays or whatever, which is never something I would brag about nox. And then someone goes, did you file your taxes? Like, no, I got an extension. What were you talking about then? Maybe he paid his quarterly, is that whatever. I'm convinced he thinks the 30% that YouTube takes is- That was what Chad thought. His taxes.
Starting point is 02:41:15 Chad literally thought that the money that YouTube takes, you don't have to pay taxes on the other money, you got, you're never taking 30%. No, no, that's not the federal government asshole. It's a commission. YouTube isn't doing your taxes for you. It's so stupid. Here's some pros to producer Chris.
Starting point is 02:41:34 This one's for producer Chris. Mate, stairs, easy for you to climb. Amazing. The best call you've had. Full stop. You're going to be hard pressed to beat that. That's amazing. Good work, buddy Yeah, I'll try it stairs easy for you to climb my
Starting point is 02:41:50 Upcoming autobiography Carl hamburger. Yeah, wait, that was yours. That was your joke. No, I think that was you I think you're the one who said that was producer Chris. Yeah Really? Yeah, cuz I think I said walking and talking with Carl or something like that. Oh, you had a better line Okay. thank you. That one stuck with me too. Good job. Good. BPG checking in with us. Let me get this straight. Carl, you have three review girls and none of them look up their own reviews. David, you got some dude looking up all the reviews and giving it to them. Yeah. What the fuck? 84 cents for every dollar is too much women are earning too much anyway the next thing you're gonna
Starting point is 02:42:26 Tell me Lucy doesn't look up the news on the net news come on Come back We let them do all the work around here Hey Carl, I can't explain the dread I had when I thought TJ Miller in the description of the show I was very worried that my silly comedian that has all four years and years was gonna do something wrong Yeah, no TJ Miller was fantastic everything right he's always fun He's a frequent guest on the Drew Lane show as well. He's always good on there. All right last one Oh, what was that last bit too corny for you caller?
Starting point is 02:43:08 Burst okay, here's a take for you You know how you used to shit on those West Coast podcasts for having fake laughs in the background Yeah, even did a cringe of the week on like are you garbage with the fake laughing? All right now keep that in mind for this nice impression. My name is Vinnie and this is how I laugh. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I think a pepperoni grease in your ears Give me call some time. Let's get any all right sounds good. I can tell you I don't really actually cut the audio out twice pounding on the table That's like both of my editors had to tell me they don't edit around that I can tell you that many was having the time of his life last last episode that was not put on he was genuinely
Starting point is 02:44:03 Having so much fun. You'd think the Dolphins won the Super Bowl the way he was Yeah, I get carrying on That's the video. I like yeah, it was a good day. He was in Helga man's chat Monday morning. Yes I saw him going back and forth man and Jesus Christ this is love. This has opened up a whole new world for us I'm very excited about these anarchists that have entered into our lives.
Starting point is 02:44:28 They're a lot of fun. Annie, what do you think about this That Reality Show? You don't have to answer that, Annie. It's fantastic. Yeah, it really is. It's a lot of fun to watch. Like I said, I watch it recreationally. I know Vinny does. And Vinny's been texting me about like oh she said this or they did that and I'm like
Starting point is 02:44:50 Timestamps Vinnie timestamps. He's like I don't want to see you reviewing their show without me. He's so jealous It's not even something with the timestamps that I did. All right, we went long today I was supposed to not go long today. So we'll get out of here. Bye Cardiff. Bye Annie Love you miss you I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye A plane is hit right watch a Carly Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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