Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep517 - ONLINE ADVICE SHOW

Episode Date: May 12, 2024

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So I had to yell it. We've all listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Professor Toad PhD and uh why don't we get right into it? Let me play you an example of what we're talking about here before we go too far so everyone knows what's going on with this show. Oh, Jesus. If you're listening, what I need you to picture is a fat man with movies topless It's the only word I could use you said I don't use that word for bad, but topless had his couch

And his face is painted up like Pepe the Frog and he's wearing sunglasses Hey everybody, there's a depressed, lonely person in here. Can one of the moderators fucking ban that guy? Somebody ban that depressed, lonely guy. Get him out of here. Get the fuck out of here, dude. Are you serious? We're trying to have a good fucking time tonight.

You're gonna... I'm so depressed and I'm lonely! Dude, get the fuck out of here! Get the fuck out of here, grossie! Get out! Fucking depressed and lonely. Get out of here, Groshi! Get out! Fucking depressed and lonely. Get out of here! Because there ain't no doubt I love this land!

So this is how the show starts. It starts with him singing and making some jokes about what's going on in the chat and things like that. It's mostly a Twitch show, although this is on YouTube. He's got about 1100 subs on YouTube, but he's got almost 100,000 on Twitch. And these videos are about three hours long and they each get around 9,000 views a piece. So there's a cult following for this character. What do you know about, obviously this was your selection, Tukey. Yes. Well, a long time ago, Cardiff brought this to me and said, look, Carlos Danger is trying to dabble out of the dabble verse.

And I was like, oh, look at Carlos. He's trying. And I was like, wait a minute, that's you, Cardiff Electric. But Cardiff Electric denies, he says this is not him. Even though I know for a fact, Professor Toad has spent some time in Minnesota you could see that bag of milk He has taped to his gut with some kind of wire that goes into his gut now Why do you think that's a bag of milk? I? Assume that's where he gets his nutrients. I don't know what is that?

I mean it looks like he could be hooked up to some type of machine, but I don't know I just Assume it was a whole thing bag of milk and the wire goes into his tummy and that's how he could make his own milk. Good point. So I have to say that this show is over the top obnoxious. I really can only pull a couple of clips from the first 35 minutes of it or so before it really kind of kicks in and he starts taking phone calls and it's just a lot of loud noises and nonsense. It's daring you to watch or listen to because like in the beginning he sings Rebecca Black's classic. It's Friday. Yes. And he sings this all the way through and then someone gives him money and says, sing it again. And he does

seven AM waking up in the morning. Gotta be fresh. Gotta go downstairs. Gotta have my ball. Gotta have cereal. Seeing everything. The time is going. Ticking on and on.

Everybody's rushing. So I would say his pitch isn't great. No. So it's a little, I mean, Rebecca Black's not great, either, but compared to I want to call him Pepe. What's his name, Toad? Professor Toad. Professor Toad, yes. Yes. He does. Professor Toad, I don't know. I want to call him Pepe. What's his name? Toad professor. Professor Toad.

Yes. Yes. He does. I don't know. I mean, he does give advice. He, he seems to have some decent, I mean, I know nothing about stocks or anything, but he seems to know about stocks. He's always giving stock advice.

Really? I didn't see that part of the show. Do you have any examples of that? I don't think I have anything. No, I don't have any stock advice at all, actually. I have some Professor Toad ASMR, if you wanna do that. That's clip number four. All right, let's check it out.

People in the chat are saying that these clips are very loud. I can turn them down a little bit, but this guy is overmodulated on his show, So that's a part of the charm, I suppose. This is TV for the tier three, tier three, tier three friendship package for 20 months. stuff, SizzTV! Very professional Sizz! Ah, really great stuff. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkuhhhhhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuhkuh We give people free help online. That was obnoxious. Yeah it's got a very like Tim and Eric vibe to like a late night adult swim show Where it's just like wow, you know annoying we can be for so long. Yeah sure can

Yeah, but there's something doing that there's something hypnotizing and I think it's the breasts like I think if he was wearing a shirt I wouldn't be so mesmerized by him Yes, that's a good point. There is something that's captivating about him. When I was watching this last night, it reminded me of clown vests. Yeah. I've seen cloud vests. I have not. Obviously this is a way more ridiculous than cloud vests, which I had a hard time saying just now because something that's more ridiculous than cloud vests go figure. So after he gets done singing Rebecca Black for the second time, he almost passes out from it.

Looking forward to the weekend. Geez, I think I almost passed out from not breathing. It's hard to sing three songs in a row. It is. It's hard to sing three songs in a row. It's difficult. Rebecca Black, she just keeps going. Rebecca Black. She just keeps going. You know, she just keeps going. Good gravy. It's online advice show fellas. We give people free help online.

Okay. All you have to do is call the phone number 202-935-0688. You can call in and receive free help online. Okay. He pulled out a big giant fan and starts fanning himself. That just makes more noise for the microphone to pick up. Fanning the mic.

Just everything he does is just obnoxious and noisy. And the people love it. I get the sense that he gets a lot of callers. There's a lot of interaction on here. In fact, I got the first question that came into the show. How do I get better at cooking? How old are you? By groceries and like preparing the food and stuff.

How old are you? In my 30s. In my 30s. Answer the question, how old are you? 33. You're 33 years old. And what do you normally do for dinner? I do a lot of take out, but I got some chicken in the oven right now.

A lot of take out. Where do you get that take out from? Chinese Greek. The Chinese Greek. That's my restaurant I'm going to make. It's going to be called the Chinese Greek. Chinese Greek. The Chinese Greek. That's my restaurant I'm going to make. It's going to be called the Chinese Greek. And I'm going to sell people falafel stuffed with orange chicken. I have to admit

I found him entertaining. There's something to it. There's something very entertaining. And also if you close your eyes, and I saw some other people point this out, he sounds exactly like Sam Kinison when Sam Kinison isn't screaming. Yes. You're right. your eyes and I saw some other people uh point this out he sounds exactly like sam kineson when sam kineson isn't screaming you're right his voice is spot on sam kineson but i have to say for doing a three-hour show and just reacting off the cuff to people's questions and stuff he handles it very

well and as uh andrew says uh this guy's decided to hang up pussy for good. Yes. Definitely not worried about getting laid ever again. If you play before toad seven, uh, I have a, uh, an advice call as well. My wife and I have been coming into a bowl. How do we make the baby grow? If you and your wife, okay, for starters, okay, listen, let's just get this out of the way right now. Women cannot come. It's not possible, okay? Secondly, if you've been having your wife piss into a bowl that you jizz into,

I want both of you to go to prison permanently, all right? I want both of you to go to prison permanently. Unbelievable, dude. Yes, they can. No, they can't, dude, okay? Show me, show me, okay? Show me on an MRI of a woman where the fucking cum sack is, bro. Show me where the jizz comes from.

It's just piss. It's just piss. It's just fucking piss, bro. It's just piss. That's it. There's nothing else coming out of there, okay? There's no separate squirt pouch. There's no cum ball. There's no fucking cum container. There's no there's no cum zone. It's just piss

We finally figure that mystery out. Thank you for that biology lesson Yeah, I gotta say this looks like what John would look like with his shirt off because his boobs like under his armpits It's titties of crept underneath his arms are hiding from us at certain points very gross So I I agree with everything you just said there and I also thought this was a pretty good point to poo poo Happy 17 years really great stuff. Okay, Tron's arcade. Yeah hasn't been 17 years. It's been 17 months important years really great stuff. Okay, Trans Arcade, yeah, hasn't been 17 years, it's been 17 months. Important, important, uh, distinguishment there. Okay, you need to distinguish the difference between a year and a month. Those are different, okay, and there's actually 12 months within a year. Personally, myself, I've been lobbying the

government to change it, so there's 10 months within a year, because it doesn't make any sense. 10 years is a decade, you know, and a hundred years is a centurion, so how come there's not ten months in a year? You know what I mean? I think every month should have 40 days and then we'll chop it up. That'll be that'll be easier. I think he's of good points, isn't he? He's a professor! Why are there 12? That's true, I forget he has his PhD Forget about that sometimes. That's why he's given advice free advice on the internet. All right, great. Great stuff All right, so

I also like the fact that he doesn't put up with people talking over him No, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and if you do not he doesn't want to know your name He just wants you to ask your online advice a question question. Don't ask him about him Don't ask him about his milk his bag of milk taped to his gut Just wants to ask he just wants you to ask an online advice question. Yes. He's not putting up with any bullshit They were all scared of pork and mad cow was on Oprah and that's why Gen X people overcooked their meat and mad cow was on Oprah and that's why Gen X people overcook their meat because they're afraid of trichinosis and mad cow. But that hasn't happened for a while. Listen, stop. Are you high or something? Uh, no. Okay. Quit the mumbling then while I'm talking. Okay.

When I start talking, you stop. He's operating. He's operating a marijuana bong. Get the fuck out of here. I heard him operating a marijuana bong get the fuck out of here. I Heard him operating a marijuana bong on the phone The reason why that clip struck me is because I did a show yesterday point dabble point with both Dave Sarah and Leah McEnany and I wanted to do the same thing like alright. I'm talking Can you guys just fucking stop for a second as I'm trying to make my point? So I appreciated that just cutting people off. I would I should hang up on people more often actually Don't think about it Is there anything on here that you didn't enjoy to you because he's like you and I are both and this doesn't happen

Very often this is one of the questions I get from people Do you ever want to come across a podcast you enjoy like well, that's happened a couple times You know Michael rap a port the dick show And then and then we come up on this one I go I'm actually entertained by this show when I sit and watch for three hours Fuck no, I know you my time way too much for that Well, it's good for a long drive when I was driving to Houston. This was a good late night show Okay listen to but no, there's not really much

I mean, I had a different start to my show that I watched if you want to watch toad one Okay, the first two rows will get wet you did find something that I did not enjoy at all just Thanks for grounding me again. Oh What else did you pick up on Duke? Uh, all right. Let's let's listen to toad five Like a morbidly obese katana the mortal comes like barbecue. Hi, welcome to the online advice show. How can I help you today, sir? Hey, how are you doing, Toad? Not bad.

I'm giving people free help online. How can I help you today? Yeah, well, I'm 31. I've already went through a divorce here, just recently actually. After six years, she decided my big fat ass wasn't enough for her. What's your advice for going out there, meeting new women, and maybe dabbling and eating some ass? If you're 31 years old, your options are limited.

Wait, hold on a second. How much money do you make? Right now, zero, brother. Okay. Single mothers. I hope you enjoy the, um, plethora of single mothers that are available to you. Simply take your pick. You're gonna have unlimited single- actually, you know what? You probably won't even have single mothers. You don't have any money. Um, get a job. Thanks a lot for calling, sir. You've been cured? That's- that's good advice. I have to say, there's a lot of good advice to go around. Here's another one that I thought was spot on.

Hi, welcome to my advice show. How can I help you today, sir? Hi. I'm lacking motivation to pursue my passions. Okay, you're not ever going to be good at your passion. Okay, so just give up, bro. Oh, okay. good at your passion. Okay, so just give up bro Okay, what's your passion? Oh, well, I like djing Come on djing did seriously paulie d paulie d was the last dj the door is closed behind him, bro That was johnny crutches

Johnny the whole he was so depressed. This other guy wants to just fish for a living. What do you think Professor Toad is going to say about that? Let's see, maybe he's encouraging with this one. Alright. Some people are so flippin silly, dude. Some people are so flippin silly dude so people are so flippin silly okay that's pretty funny yeah you don't do it bad the only I would just play the last clip I have toad number 12 okay

speaking for this okay now it speaks for itself I prefer the Japanese drink I welcome to online advice show how can I help you today sir oh hello. Hi, welcome to online advice show. How can I help you today, sir? Oh, hello. I do have an online advice question today. I do. My name is Cardiff Electric and I'm addicted to eating come. Okay, thanks a lot. Welcome to online advice

show. How can I help you today, sir? I Had a feeling the card it was asking a lot of because he asked me that in private, too No, yes before advice about talks about yeah, I know Oh my gosh, we wanted to go to the Airbnb I'm like are we gonna talk about you eating come the whole time again cuz you know that your Steve's here Well, he asked about refreshments that when when he heard that was not on the menu, he was like, yeah, I won't be coming over. All right. Here's another fun one.

So this guy calls in to say that his lunch is disappearing from the work refrigerating. Now, this is a really good question to ask an online advice show, I would say, right? Like, let's let's figure out how to fix this problem. Sure Hello man, hey, so I had a quick question at work lunch has been disappeared from the fridge It's not a big meal or anything. It's literally just a piece of grilled chicken. No cider. Nothing Yeah, somebody keeps doing and eating it. I cook some wax I don't think anybody's eating it. I think someone's throwing it away because they feel bad for you You're telling me you go to work and you just bring a single grilled piece of chicken? Are you, what are you, a fucking homeless person? Like what is, you go to, you go through the trouble of packing

a lunch and it's just a grilled chicken breast, that's it? Someone feels sorry for you, that's what's happening. They're throwing it away because they feel bad for you bro. I hope you maybe get better, get out of this rut that you're in clearly and maybe make yourself some better meals, okay Thanks a lot for calling sir. You've been cured No, don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear the story. I don't care. My version is way better than his I love the guy had a whole bit. He had ready to prepare. He's like I put lactic he's like shut up I make the jokes around here. Go away

Oh, I enjoy him so much. He's got a lot of control over his show I gotta give him credit for that as annoying as it is. And I'm not going to tell him about it. Do his job. He's doing fine. He's doing very, very well, but it's, it's definitely a turnoff for the first 20 minutes to be as obnoxious as it is because I was just like, I can't even clip this. He's going to make my show annoying. And then when he got into it, I'm like, Oh, this guy handles the colors well. Some colors though can be very rude. Some colors though can be very rude. Hi, welcome to my show. How can I help you today, sir? Yeah, fucking.

That's rude. It's rude. I don't know what it is. I can watch. I see I can watch him for the whole three hours. Yeah, I mean, I can, because I just value my time way too much to do that. But I can duck it for 20 minutes of that. Well, to your point, it is unbalanced because the first 20, I almost didn't scrub past. Right.

Because I thought it was all going to be like that. Yeah. It does get funny. It does get funny. So you agree when you were checking this out. You liked it. Yeah. Like I said, I almost tapped out if I hadn't gone further. All right. This is another fun example. So this caller is talking about how he's going to school for biology, but then he also talks about his family business. And I thought this was an interesting comment, but my family owns a business So I also wanted to get involved in that and it has to do with the funeral home industry. Oh Okay, lucrative people are always dying people

Nobody ever stops dying because the economy gets rough, you know, I mean, it's a great business everybody dies, you know It's a good point. It was a good business to be it. Actually. He does have good advice We're gonna steal the kids idea and have W ATP coffins People are always dying matter what the economy's like and they need to keep their beer cold. Yep interest rates doesn't matter Anything else to key you want to play? I guess we can Watching him stretch is more of a visual thing. So let's go to his thoughts on Israel and Hamas. That is number 11.

Oh, good. Okay. Stop Jewish hate. I don't even hate the Jews. In fact, I got to be honest with you, any person who could have been convinced by, you know, any sort of hate group online to hate Jews. That must have been washed away by all of the college kids being so retarded and saying that the Palestinians are being genocided.

Because like I said, you can't call it a genocide until the Jews beat Hitler's old high score. It just doesn't make any sense. So as soon as you can say, oh yeah, the Jews killed seven million Palestinians, then you can say, oh yeah, it's a genocide, because they're going above what happened to them. That's what makes it a genocide, I think, in my opinion. So if the Jews kill more Palestinians than Hitler killed Jews, then they're going above what happened to them and that's not okay. That would be excessive.

You know what I mean? Yeah. That's the way I see it. I gotta be honest with you. I gotta be honest with you. I didn't know it worked like that. That's just how I feel about it. That's just how I feel about it.

That's fair eye for an eye. Yeah, I think that's fair. You know? I think if you're gonna go and, you know, blow people up. I think if you're gonna go and you know blow people up As long as you keep it underneath how many of you were blown up then it doesn't really count I think he's lacking confidence in this one. He's just rubbing his tit. But do you know what I mean? He's so confident in everything he says. That one he was just like, maybe I'm off on this one. Maybe this isn't a great theory. I think he was impressed with himself. Yeah, you think that's what it was?

A little victory lap in his mind right there? Yeah. Like wow. You get the high score. That's a good concept Initials JEW. Yes All right. I have to give one complaint here about twitch Twitch is fucking annoying and they just push through as twitch just has this bot Talking as people are donating and they just carry on with the show. I was wondering if I could reach out for advice for my wife. She has been going through psychosis and other mental afflictions. Sometimes she views me as the enemy very often and I'm not really sure how to deal with this

type of stuff. Where is she right now? She's in a rehab facility. She's what? In a rehab facility. Turn the lights on. How do you deal with this type of stuff? Where is she right now? After shitting a large lot, have you ever yearned to stick it back in? In a rehab facility. She's in a rehab facility. Okay. Do yourself a favor and leave her there. Okay?

Move on in life. How could he possibly follow what was going on right there? I had no idea what the call was saying. It's two conversations at once. It's so annoying. Yeah. Why wouldn't you? I know that this is a thing.

I'm a boomer and I don't get it. But the Twitch thing where it just starts making noises and talking and shit like shouldn't you stop talking yourself if that's going to happen? Wait for it to be done. And then yes, we'll do what you're doing. You will learn with the super tip system that it does pop up unexpectedly. Right. And you could be playing a clip. But yes, we try. I know we have the two keyie soup and be dablin live producers You know all scrambling to pause whatever we're playing when something, you know, super tip just pops up. It's hard sometimes, but yeah Okay, so the super tip says I have a question about the super tips. Yes. I love it. I think it's fantastic

I love it on your show. I love it on Melton show So people pay an extra five bucks or whatever it is and then their AI voice gets played automatically right at that time. Yep. Once they send it, it just comes through. No matter what we're doing, it just plays, but you can go back and play it again. Yes, you can turn that off. Okay.

Yes. I have the five bucks and not have an obnoxious fucking rate of drop. Yeah, I'm starting to consider that as well. Yeah. okay. Here's an example of a color that's not satisfied with the advice. Most people are, but not this one. That's the advice?

Yeah. Come on, man. What do you mean, come on? Did you sign up for that bullshit? No, that's a bit crazy. You gotta go deeper than that, man, come on. That's a bit crazy. There's no deeper than that.

So, I mean, it's free advice, so you get what you pay for, I guess. Would be what I would say to that. Come on, man. Really? I was really expecting this guy with the green face makeup to figure this out for me. What are you doing, buddy? Let me rub my magic fortune telling bag of milk. So this guy is completely a mystery to everyone. Is that what you're telling me, Tukey? We don't know what his deal is.

I know he's been doing it for a while. There's definitely people who know about the lore, but I mean, this is new to me. I think after Cardiff sent it to me, we kind of forgot about it, and then Tiny Chud, my good friend sent it to me again. It was like, you got to check out this guy. He's giving the advice and it's just, you know, hypnotic. And I did, I fell right into it, but yeah, I don't know much about him. I know he spent some time in Canada. I don't know where he is now. I really don't know much about him, but I'm going to learn. Well, I think we do need to do our part in this to figure out what his deal is. So let's all start flooding the phones and asking him personal questions. They'll be forced to answer at some point.

So we get to the bottom of it. Tuk, anything else you want to play from the show? Uh, nah, everything else is just him making noises and stuff like that. So I think we're good. Your team requested a ride, but this time, not from you. It's through their Uber Teen account. It's an Uber account that allows your team to request a ride under your supervision with live trip tracking and highly rated drivers.

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Get started at Fizz.ca. If you need some time to think it over, here's five seconds. Certain conditions applied, details at fizz.ca. Awesome, because I am excited to talk to you about Mario Bosco. Yay! Mario Bosco is this little person

and he thinks he's a standup comic. He thinks he's an actor. His claim to fame is he was the stand in for AJ Soprano on The Sopranos. Yes. So in other words, if they're filming a scene that he's off camera on or if they're just rehearsing and they need someone to stand there where AJ would be standing, they'd bring this guy in to do it. And so

now he thinks he's like friends with James Gandolfini and shit. It's really embarrassing. So I want to start this off with, um, I think this is going to explain what this show is this this theme song that he has doing interviews I'm a stand-up comic my jokes like a punch I like cannoli that bounce to the punch I work with Jimmy Kimmel and Tony Soprano X around I'm the top Italiano I got Irma as my psychic this is my show make sure you watch it there we go first off why is he rapping on his theme song so you think he's the fresh prince of Bel Air or something? What's going on? That's so embarrassing. Why would they do that? They do say that Italians were overrun by some people in Africa and they might have mixed with those Italians So, you know, I've heard rumors about that. Yeah, it's in his jeans Sicilian specifically. I've heard about some rumors

It's in his jeans. You mama Luke. All right. So check out the way that this episode starts off. I think this is the most recent episode that I was checking in on. It's like a cold open, but it's not because they do an ad for the merch and then there's the theme song and then the cold open, which is really not how it's supposed to happen. So Aaron Aaron Aaron Aaron a a r o n Aaron Aaron Aaron Because you call them Aaron before whatever the fuck I want like if it's easier for you you could call me Joe But how do we go from Aaron to Joe if it's easier for you come whatever you want, is it a spell with an a a r o n. So that's Aaron, right? Aaron,

not Aaron. Aaron. Are they doing a bit? What the fuck is going on right now? It's a very bad bit. It's a horrible bit. This other show starts. This is like the first thing you see. I'm like, all right, I'll turn this off now. Why would they start with this? And this Irma character, she has no business being in front of the camera. First, Irma is wonderful. Irma is Mario's bodyguard. Just like China was the bodyguard of Triple H back in WWE days. She's fantastic. You might be right about that. That could be true. Um, Tukey, you watch a different episode than I did of

Mary. You've been following Mary. following Mario a little bit on your shows. Yeah, where do you wanna start off with this? Yes, I have to always follow these delusional guineas who wanna break through to the entertainment industry. It makes Tukey laugh so much. Let us start with Mario's awkward intro. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I don't like to interrupt my guest. Well, fantastic! Toad PhD is in the chat right now. Yay! He is saying that Mario Bosco is his favorite comedian, so we gotta watch what we say. All right. All right, we'll be very respectful.

I don't want to upset Toad PhD, obviously. We will be very, very respectful. All right. All right, what were you saying? I'm sorry. OK, so a couple episodes, they asked Mario Mario if you had a wish list, anyone, anyone you could have on your show, who would you pick? Yeah. And this is why I don't think we just watched a bit Carl.

Mario didn't understand the question. He wasn't answering. He was like, Oh, I guess anyone who ever played for the next, you know, someone who played for the next would be cool. That would be, so why not just say, I don't know, Patrick Ewing or John. So they ended up finding Charles Oakley and here is Mario's intro to us of who Charles is. I am so happy today because we have somebody I am truly a big fan of. I agree.

And in Hollywood I'm known as a star fucker. So I gotta say shut up little pig. But we gotta say, you know, Mr. Charles Oakley in the house. A legend. A legend. Legend guys. A legend. Thank you.

Welcome Charles. Make yourself at home. Oh yeah. Yeah I like that. I like. Make yourself at home. Oh yeah. Yeah, I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that.

What the fuck? Now, a couple things. First off, and I've seen this on a lot of shows, I don't know why people do this, they feel compelled to tell you when they actually truly are excited about the guest they have. Right.

Which makes it seem like they weren't that excited about the other guest. Yeah, undermines everybody else. Right, like if I came out here, I'm like and finally two keys our co-hosts. Oh my god, and pet dixon last week It was fucking obnoxious, but thank God to key is now here like that would be weird to say But Mario has no problem just being like someone. I'm actually a fan of now on the show. Yeah, it really sticks out It does right well if you play Mario number five you'll actually see that neither of them seem to have any clue Like what Charles Oakley actually did? Charles I love that you're the enforcer. I love you're an author. You're an NBA player a chef

Isn't that fantastic? Bouncer. Yeah, absolutely So you watch cause yeah, and you do a lot of charity work. So I do. And that's in her. Yes, I am. I was amazed by all the stuff that you do. We are all about paying it forward. So to me, I applaud you. I really, really, it's an amazing thing. Oh no, this is like Spinal Tap. Oh, we're big, big fans of yours. Oh, you are? Well, no, just like the genre,

you know, rock and roll in general, just big fans of that. So if you play Mario number six, Mario will prove he's such a fan by literally reading, I think a basketball card the back of a 4.5 assistant that 93 was that right? Mm-hmm. Yes, and I can't believe like I was doing some statistics on you and you 282 games okay 40, 40,280 minutes of play. I'm always on time, I always show up. Oh yes, that's one thing to go around. Hold on a second, this is crazier

than I thought it was gonna be. Because there's one thing I know, there's one thing I know about basketball stats. No one ever talks about how many minutes you played total and how many games you won. Like if you're a pitcher or a goalie you talk about games one Just a player that the team sport doesn't make any fucking sense Charles Oakley wasn't like a superstar

Guy well you know how you know he wasn't a superstar is because when they listed all the things he does it was chef NBA player like it was like the first sentence of his Wikipedia page is pretty much what they were reading. Mm-hmm. And I- Why did Mario call him the enforcer? Because we read it somewhere. Yeah, somewhere on Google,

it said that Charles Oakley was the enforcer. He was a big guy, and I think he was kind of like tough and stuff, but as far as like having stats, he has no stats. I'm also wearing your sunglasses Mr.. Oakley of a big fan That's one thing around and I and I love that you you one thing I was To found was that your jersey from Chicago to New York was the same number. Oh my god

Oh my god Two stats he threw out there where games won and minutes played And I was excited about the jersey being the same fucking number Something you chose or something that was chosen for you What came in when 34 so basically when you get traded try to ask for the same number? Someone have it, you know like football players. they'll go to a team, somebody got their jersey, they'll either try to buy it from them or do something, try to change with them. But every team I went to was always available, so I just kept wearing it.

He's answered that stupid question so many times. That is a stupid question. Do you choose the number you are? Yeah, of course I do. But professional athlete, of course I choose which number I'm wearing We think my mom just sold it on the back Holy shit this guy's stupid I can't imagine I'm not a big NBA fan But I can't imagine having an NBA player out here and ask you about his jersey number

But I can't imagine having an NBA player out here to ask you about his jersey number. That's what I'm saying. But that's what I'm saying. They asked him, Mario, you could have literally anyone you want on this show. And he couldn't just come up with a name originally. And he just, right. Anyone who played on the Knicks? Unbelievable. But he doesn't care. Do you know the name of the studio that he's recording in? Uh, Gabagool Studio. Close! It's Red Sauce Studio. Oh Uh, Gaba ghoul studio. It's a red sauce studio. Oh wow. That was close.

Yes. Everything. Everything is about being Italian with him and he has these old Jewish guys on his show. Now you saw the clip that I played where they were talking about Aaron and how crazy that name is, how hard it is to pronounce. Did you recognize either those older Jewish guys on there? No.

Okay. Apparently, they have like a hundred thousand followers on Instagram. What? So that's why they're getting booked on this show. And so the conversation gets even dumber if you can believe it. The chemistry between Irma and Mario is non-existent. These two should not be doing a show together at all. Can we move this table closer? Yeah, it's too far. What do you mean? Because it's too far.

But he's eating his tuna sandwich. Don't worry about it. I ate half of it, the rest someone else can eat. I have one more bite, take the table. Did you get a pickle? I know you're a pickle eater. You didn't give me a pickle. He didn't give you a pickle. Because it ain't a Jewish deli.

What do you think, you're in Katz? You're in fucking Anthony and Son Funini. I saw the name of it. They still got pickles downstairs. I saw the name of it. It didn't say Katz, it didn't say Schwartz's. Or Joe Greenberg's Or joe greenberg's That's where when you see a sign like this, you gotta say can I get a pickle?

And then the guy says I don't have them. Anyway, you like my accent accent. No my jewish accent. I I'm talking. Oh The fuck is going on right here. This is I mean, toki. I think it says it quite often. This is not a show. No, these are just strangers getting together being forced to have a conversation with each other. Yes. Yeah, I get the impression they act like this no matter what.

Yes, especially Irma. I mean, it's pretty good Jewish deli jokes going on though, right? Explaining what it is. And then so Mario is going gonna go through all the things he thinks he knows about Jewish people, although I'm pretty sure he gets this wrong. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh It's what you what are we doing to be the that's a mitzvah what we're doing a mitzvah today Explain the meaning of the word Five people are doing

It's like Good deed good deed Yeah, he had no he was no. I don't know what he just said. He's trying to explain what a bit small was I said the Jewish guy said jump in a bit. It's a good deed is what it is It's no idea what you're talking about sir. Yeah, he basically was trying to say let's all sit shivus together Basically a funeral And so at a certain point Irma and they're just like what are we doing right now? What are what's the point of all this?

And they're just like, what are we doing right now? What are, what's the point of all of this? Look at this, look at this outfit. 40 cents, I would work for you. Let me ask you a question. Are you the kind of guy that walks into a deli and goes, are we filming? Yeah. We've been filming.

With no introduction? No, you guys are on a roll. What's up, Buccalots? It's me, Mario from the Mario Bosco Show. Okay, so a couple things going on here. First off, I love Irma because Irma says like it is. Yes. What's going on? Are we filming? What's going on? This? Why are we having this conversation? The waste of everyone's time. Oh no, this is the show. Oh, this is the show. Thank you. I was just going to explain the very first

episode. Mario goes on talks about what a celebrity is, how great the show is going to be, everything that they're going to do. It goes out and out and out at the end. He turns to Erma and goes, so what do you think about this show after our first episode? She goes, playing again at Duke. This is boring. I was like, that's the best response possible. Like Mario thinks he's an interesting person and he's just not in any single way. Again, though, this is something works with the dynamic of these two. I actually enjoy you don't enjoy watching the show

You're talking to a guy who watches stuttering John for hours when I say torturous I don't say like the bad thing It's what I do for a living. It's fine It's not good though. You can't sit here and tell me you would be watching this if you weren't running tookie soup Well, maybe not but this one is easier to listen to or watch than most of these shows Yes, the other thing I want to pick up on I'm gonna play the end of this clip again What's up, Buckalot? It's me Mario from the Mario Bosco show. That's what we're watching. Hey, look at it's me. Carl from who are these podcasts? But you didn't expect to see me here. Did you show within the show? All right. So then after we decide, okay, let's stop the cold open, let's do a standard introduction. And you saw that before Irma interrupted and

said, what are we doing? Mario was going to go on this hilarious deli rant. So now, okay, let's reset. Let's get this deli rant out. You guys get ready for some hilarity. All right, let's go. Let's do this. Okay, you go into a deli. You go to deli and you look around and you go.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The guy was going to help you. Yeah. It was that fresh. That good. Yeah, yeah The I was gonna help you yeah It was that fresh that good that they look like I have an uncle like that He's a tiny walks into a place any I'm like what do you think you're doing here? Like you want them to just hand you the gift for free you want a sandwich for free?

Did you know his uncle was Italian I had no idea I mean uncle's Italian I figured that's how family works I get it what a fucking retard yeah when you go to a dog you will grab the game what's that hey what's this hey what's that I don't know I don't know what it is I might sir get the fuck out he didn't know where he was going with that story I gotta come with a punchline at some point I what do you want to say which for free when your parents go when your parents get here little girl I'll explain everything to them all right what else with Charles Oakley here all right right. Despite her rugged exterior, there is still one weakness.

Irma shares with other other morbidly obese white women. Big black cock. Okay. Mario number eight. Well, that's fantastic. What's your favorite recipe to cook? I'm the I'm the best recipes you can find. Oh, excuse me.

I'm the recipe. I don't put one thing. I tell everybody that's can find. Oh, Go free the camera and go back over to her. Boom. Yes, and in Mario 11, Irma continues to have crazy fantasies about Charles. Charles, I have to say this. We're talking about, I could just picture you sitting down in a restaurant, and let's just say you want to stay after you order,

you get up and you go to the kitchen. I don't know why I visualize you do it now. I have been in kitchens before. Not trying to embarrass. No. No. What? He fantasizes that he orders a steak at the restaurant

and then goes into the kitchen. I don't know why, it's crazy, but that's just a fantasy. He has been in kitchens before. Yes. That's some humble brag right there. It's pretty impressive. Insane. You know, he actually answered that question, like what are you good at making or cooking or you know?

What are good recipes he answered that the same way that Mario talks about basketball. Oh, well, you know lots of recipes I'm good at lots of recipes and stuff. I'm good at that. I'm the recipe Yeah, if you play number 12, we can find out what Mario's favorite basketball movie is speaking of basketball Mario do you have a favorite basketball movie basketball movie can I guess yes, yeah, you son of a bitch Probably the one Shack did Oh and Michael Jordan did the one with bugs bunny He's homo space. They're space jam oh and Michael Jordan did the one with Bugs Bunny. Oh you some space jam space jam That was a Michael Jordan did but I know

basketball movie Brankstale was a basketball movie. There's a shack was in it. Oh Yeah, that's not a basketball movie. That's just Shaq was in it. Oh Space Jam yeah, definitely I have all the toys I have them right here. I wasn't you know, they the cameo. I was cool So Charles Oakley said did you see my cameo in it and Mario goes you did he goes yeah if you blink you missed He goes yeah, cool But no Shaq actually was in blue chips. He was right true. Yeah, there is a bath. I forgot about that I immediately someone says she's there so I was thinking that I was waiting for the way No, I love he goes what's your favorite bath? I'll be we uh Shaq

Jordan bugs Bunny, okay. We're getting warmer. Alright, keep going. At least he didn't say Space Jam 2. Oh, garbage. I saw off 10 minutes of it the other day. My little sister was watching and I was like, oh yeah, I'm out. This is ridiculous. Don't watch movies.

Garbage. Before Mario used a word wrong, a Jewish word wrong a jewish word wrong I really think he uses an italian word wrong here in clip 10. Oh forget about it Because i'm like that i'm i'm very i shkiv everything One thing i shkiv, you know, he doesn't know what shkiv means. Steve means is like I dislike I disgust I disgust I I disgust, I dislike the, you know, if something is not cooked right. I order a filet mignon and I'm expecting it

at a certain place. Okay, like temperature-wise. Temperature-wise. What do you like, is 60, 70, 80, 90? I like it medium well. So you bought 80. Yeah, so the guy brought it and I could've, you know, could've used it as a hockey puck

because it was like burnt almost and I was like and my friend goes just eat the inside don't complain don't complain complain it's a $65 dish with the mashed potato and all the sides and everything I gotta complain but you know then I'm thinking like this guy you right he might not like me he might not you know watch my videos and say hey that hate that kid, you know, whatever. So I'm gonna take a phlegm into his food or spit in his food. So I don't like sending my dish back either. So I don't know exactly,

like skeeve means like you're really disgusted. Right. Like you see like, oh, I hate when someone like wipes their nose and then they go to shake your hand. Or I hate, you know, when someone uses a tissue and they just put it on A table like those are things that skeeve people out. He's talking about when someone Yeah, that whole thing he doesn't understand how language works apparently and I could see why people would think he was a child

Oh, absolutely because of the way he talks He seems like a child like his brain is not developed all the way and he asked for What was it filet mignon? Yes medium. Well medium. Well, yeah, what a fuck get the fuck out of my restaurant. Absolutely We will not be cooking anything medium. Well, in fact, the chef's just gonna burn it to spite you go fuck yourself Good hockey puck joke though Go fuck yourself. Good hockey puck joke though. Mario, good stuff. Alright, at a certain point the producer explains to Mario, you have to introduce your guest. So people know who the fuck you're talking to and why you're talking to them.

They're not that famous. Put his foot on top of it. Mario, why don't you introduce our two guests here? Okay, so we have the old Jewish men, as I've been told. I don't see them being old I'm only 26 years old. This is all makeup. This is a wig, you know All right, are you still confused about what's going up because I know Irma is still confused about what's going on Thanks Mario. Let me ask you a question

Do they look like they go to Florida to play mahjong? They don't even look like they walk around the block You guys don't get away Did you tell our audience their names? You said old Jewish men that's what we have Dave and we have Aaron You pronounce it pretty good this time. And what do they do Mario? Why did we why did we decide to have them on the podcast? We decided to have them because they have a very high social media Following and I see him the other day with some blonde dude that you had green hair woman

And he was munching on her hair woman and he was munching on her hair. What the fuck? Mariel should not be hosting a show. This is just like the basics. Explain what your guest's name is and what you know them from. I'm not following any of this. Why are they here? Yes, why are they here?

Well, he gets lost in rants because he tries to incorporate things that he has done or what he's doing into any time he's talking. If you go to Mario number nine, this is another example of Mario doesn't know what to ask his guests. But what I love is the passion that you had for the ball of your team. I watched a lot of your videos from the Chicago Bulls to the Knicksicks now you played with Michael Jordan, right? Yeah, we're on the same team Yeah, was it were you guys? Okay? Were you guys? They're real close what the fuck is he I see a lot of your videos I love the passion you have for the ball of your team I love the passion you have for the ball of your team. He started a few questions with this is what I love about it.

Yeah. Jersey's with the same number. I love that. And yeah, I love it. Did not know if he was on the same roster as Michael Jordan or not. Like that's shit. You should know going into it. Your teammates with Michael Jordan, you guys get along.

What's he like? Is he a prick? You know, these are questions you'd ask instead of just be like, do you your teammates with Michael Jordan's you guys get along. What's he like? Is he a prick? You know, these are questions you'd ask instead of just be like do you have you met Michael Jordan? Around the same team. I don't think he knew he was going there. He's like he's like He's like there's 12 of us on the team. So yeah, I knew all of the guys on the team. We're all close Charles Oakley also looks like if David Alan Greer was playing an old plantation worker Charles Oakley also looks like if David Alan Grier was playing an old plantation worker He doesn't bet look get the dag look going

Alright, so let's get back to the chemistry between Mario and Irma because it is amazing Excuse me, I'm speaking. Unbelievable. This is boring. She has no respect for Marion and nor should she. So it makes perfect sense. She did get a zinger out that I have to play for you. This cracks everyone out. Do you wear a pacemaker? Because you may want to bring your battery. Denise Lapper. All right. Oh, Mario's adorable. Losing his mind on that one. Did you know that? Do you know that Irma's on cameo?

What? Yeah. Oh, shit. Check this out. Oh, how much does she charge? Thirty dollars, twenty dollars for a personal video. You can message her for three dollars What? Yeah, you want to get an example of what uh, she's out to Queen in the evil eye i'm on cameo now So, let me know if you want to give a shout out a happy birthday

How you doing? All right, and if you want to wish happy birthday to see a Maria to be Italian or food, let me know. Now I see why she's a star. All right. Let's watch an example of one of these that she gave to someone for 20 bucks. This is what $20 will get you on cavio with Irma. Hi Tatiana. It's Irma. Look at the sign behind me. I came all the way here to talk to you. Nah, I'm a liar. I was coming here to dinner anyway,

but I figured what best place in your hometown to wish you and Jeremy many, many congratulations on your wedding. Jeremy, Tatiana was born and raised in Astoria. This is a New York girl. She's your ride or die. Don't mess with her. I fucking hate this thing. Italians, Italians. So always about the neighborhood they grew up in. We're all the same. We're all from Astoria. So we got it. John tries to play this shit too. He always wants to be a fake Italian. So I know I don't miss work Tatiana, I don't know Jeremy, but you're marrying him. He's okay in my book guys

I wish you many many many blessings and a little word of advice Don't make me get emotional cuz I'm gonna start crying Word of advice don't make me get emotional cuz I'm gonna start crying Be true to each other don't lie to each other and have a blessed marriage What a waste of $20 Wasn't her ending from Bill and Ted Party on dude, she also sounds like she's on her last breath. If you want to play Mario number four, Irma does this death rattle and roll.

So what happened? He calls me yesterday. There was like this Italian comedy show. Or like, oh, they gave me tickets. Do you want to go? I'm not really that type of person. I don't like comedy show. So I was like, he was like, come on, come on Sabino is going to be that said, okay, so we don't

live near each other. I took a new by get to the city. He's late. They won't give me the tickets to get in number one Charles number one. You should have put your name on there with the ticket. Tookie matter Reese was that your comedy show they're talking about? Yeah. I heard about another competing Italian comedy show. I want to know more about this. Someone tell that little girl do and her giant dad to message me.

I would kind of show it's 95.2% Italian. So it's a lot better than Joe Matteree, sorry. That's a little more percentage up there. I don't know. I might have to check your show out. Sounds pretty interesting. It's pretty good. Is it close to the Jerry Hill? Of course it is. All right. Exit 42 where all the Italians get. Oh yeah, what exit are ya? Hey, you need to forget about it. Do you know why Irma is famous? Yeah, she's the queen of the evil eye. Well, more specifically, she's been featured

on this Instagram account called New York Nico. So I was checking out New York Nico. This is so stupid. Here's an example of a video No, I'm not filming anymore you actually like it yeah, I need him to be more genuine Did you drink it? Okay. Okay. I'm what it's delicious. Okay, so why aren't you doing what he's telling you to do? I said I took a sip I said I took a sip It's coke spice it's got raspberries got flavor Irma. It's full of robust You're talking like you're reading cue card

Give me a can Wow I'm talking no no joking. This is really really good What were you saying before about the party the party in my mouth and everybody's invited Definitely not Christ so this new york neeko account That's one of the videos you can see if you follow it on instagram pretty good stuff Has like 1.5 million subs on it or something Stuff has like 1.5 million subs on it or something Fuck just it just goes around and talks to New Yorkers like every fucking video on here

It's just some fucking cabbie going. Hey, it's fucking fat people get my cab all the time. Okay Mario looks like if someone put peewee Herman in a dehydrator We sucked all the funny out of peewee Herman. Yeah All right. The beginning of the episode starts off with this. Hey guys, it's me, your boy Mario Bosco. Your boy. For the growingupattalion.com.

And get yourself this cool t-shirt. That's right. That's me for my show. Not only you need to watch the show, but you got to get the merch. Okay? Because we need a little scottles. All right? Capiche? But you gotta get the merch okay, cuz we need a little scuttle's all right capiche Don't get yourself this great t-shirt

Okay at growing up Italian calm and watch the episodes enjoy the show Forget about oh my boy James Gandalfini. He's always looking over me forget about the shot Yeah, fuck would wear a Mario Pascal T-shirt I'd rather have a Zumaqa-Media shirt. How much are they? Alright, so check this out. I went to the website. Yeah. Growingupitalian.com. Is there a better design? I might buy a better design. Okay, so check this out. This isn't even like his company. No. Oh, join the mailing list. If you go to the

team, it's just these three assholes at every shot. It's not even Mary our or just these people. But check out their their merchandise. I think you're gonna find some stuff on here. You like to know you love Italians. Yes. Okay, there's shirts to say Italia. Yeah. There's a milk bag with the boy got a guy that's a good all right there. I got a guy Metaries bit right there. I got a guy it's all track off of his album And then down at the very bottom of this There he is wearing

his own shirt showing it oh my god it's on sale Mario can you smile a little bit what are you doing he's a newspaper looks like Ellen having a bad day at work someone said Katie Lang in the chat yeah that's look like Katie Lang oh my gosh you have little ones to your little sister oh yes yes yes yes that's what Chad would think Chad will be like I guess I'll get his kid his four-year-old the bib right what are you doing you're neglecting your kid by doing a show two hours twice a week someone called Difus so fucking anyway, oh, the about page

doesn't work. I tried to find out what's going on, but it doesn't do anything. Well, yeah, I mean, Mario is part the channel is growing up Italian Mario doesn't do the show on his own channel. So they hired the super talent that is Mario Bosco Yes to promote this growing up Italian brand that we're seeing here. All right, well, look at, they just got a free advertisement from us.

There you go. Growingupitalian.com. Anything else you want to play from the Mario and Charles Oakley? I have my last clip, Mario 13. Mario should never interview anyone. Do you see the future of you in a Hall of Fame or in a bigger like back into basketball for some kind of I know you were coaching a few teams

you see yourself because you're a legend no doubt. You know someone needs to sweep the floors at the Hall of Fame you think maybe you can apply there and get a job? Come on, team. Thank you. Muggs, I'm telling Muggs he gotta go. I got me a new point guard. That's it. But do you see? Back to my question. I don't know. Right. Like, I know.

Did you ever do any charity for like children that were sick? Oh, that's what he was looking for. How did we get there? You see, I do. I just did charity. for like children that were sick oh that's what he was looking for how do we get there now i just do the charity that's uh boob jobs for runaways that's the only charity i care about do you ever see yourself a hall of faming at a certain point or He said do you ever see a future of yourself ever in the Hall of Fame? I can't buy that stupid to Literally can't talk that stupid you see the future of you in a Hall of Fame I see myself visiting a hall of fame one day I'm if I'm ever in Cooperstown I'll go to the baseball hall of fame I guess so embarrassing he sucks speaking of people who suck

I feel like we've been neglecting our buddy, Greg, Opie Hughes lately. You know, he's doing all these shows. He's drinking beers at gab hearts. He's still talking to a dozen people every morning. So we want to find out what the deal is, what he's talking about. And what I love about Opie is that Opie can see something like a billboard and turn it into a bit. He has this unique ability to turn just things that you and I would see and not think twice about into comedy gold.

And here is a perfect example. Now I want to point out, I'm not pulling these clips. This is what someone is putting on OP's channel as the highlights of his show. Does it piss off anybody else that this billboards when you're leaving New York that says breast reduction surgery? What the? Exactly. I'll stop right there. I'll stop right there. I'll stop right there. It is blasphemy. There was a girl I was really into and she had the big boobs and then one day she did it and she's like, you want to see my scars? And I cried. That didn't happen. And I can tell his friends are starting to realize that he's not bringing

them anywhere. Hanging out with that he's not bringing them anywhere No, you know, he's not doing them any good because look at the reaction after Opie tells the he cried Joke watch however, we're responsive. She did it. She's like you want to see my scars and I cried Nothing wrong with nothing wrong with somebody that wants to become healthier. Are you really advocating breast reduction? Uh-oh, you're gonna get a mistake. If it's gonna help her health, absolutely. Robert likes him as flat as a board.

But here's the thing, it said on the billboard, breast production surgery now covered by insurance. And me and my wife looked at this billboard and like, what the fuck? Because we got four of us that, you know, the dental's not covered. It's like, wait, my teeth aren't covered, but your big boobs are?

That's BS. Think about the health implications of that. If you don't take care of your teeth, you got heart issues. Everybody knows that. Wait, what? You know that? Yeah, because your friends don't like you no more. That explains the whole other thing.

Teeth health is very important. That's not covered, but some girl with giant boobs, that's covered? That's BS. I agree to disagree. I'm the dissenting opinion today. I think dental insurance should be covered as well. So you want shitty teeth and you want a girl with a flake but as flat as a board. This is what happens when a shape is a spirit. See, this is it. Never do it again. How about girls with peanut butter teeth? Stop painting! So some producer put that together.

I was always wondering if AI is pulling these out and deciding what is a funny moment or something. In the middle of that is the close-up of the dentist chair. It's the only thing that they do that... Right. And not for nothing, but Opie should want breast reduction Should be excited it's covered by Deflection by the way, I've never seen anyone see a billboard and turn into a bit since Vic Henley Who named his album? Hell is real after a billboard? He saw in Ohio. All right

He has an entire fucking bit about that. And hope he's just like, well, Vic's not going to be mad at me for ripping off his stuff. So we'll talk about this billboard. I saw also, I love that. Oh, he kind of throws his wife under the bus. Yeah. My wife and I, what did she write that bit? Oh B the dental insurance thing. It's not good. Jim Gaffigan's wife writes better bits than that. Come on, just shit together. I think he's saying I still spend time with my wife for any of you detractors. That's interesting, too Yeah, maybe it's like an Aaron Imhol thing or it's just like yeah, so I was to hang out my wife the other day Yeah, oh, were you doing married stuff? Yeah, all right you say so All right, so that wasn't a great take

I'm not sure why that was put up but what about his hot takes on Jerry Seinfeld and Amy Schumer? I'm sure you guys want to know on Jerry Seinfeld and Amy Schumer. I'm sure you guys want to know what OP has to say about that. Again, this is a video he put up on his channel or somebody did. I have nothing to do with pulling this clip. I just found it on his channel. Hey, Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, he's very, he's very hateable. I don't think it's fair. What's going on with his unfrosted movie though, although it's just crushing it's it's doing insane numbers. But the movie really wasn't that bad. Wasn't great. But it wasn't as bad as they're trying to say it was.

Although I had a stomach that Amy Schumer. Wow. Pretty good stuff right there. Yeah, he's totally using a service though because opi start or took he started using that same service. It's actually pretty cool. It pulls out clips and puts the words on the screen and it'll even put the B roll. So no one put that B roll in in but it's uh it's not working don't tell me that's a good service that's horrible that's embarrassing there how many views does this

have hold on a second it says jerry seinfeld amy schumer hateable question mark and it's gotten 259 views oh well you still need content but i was just talking about the texting overall or not the texting the editing overall and having the text on the screen and everything. All right. No, he's, he's not controlling. Here's what it does. It picks out things that it thinks would be successful, but then you can also go in and tweak it. He's not tweaking anything. He's just taking what it says and going, all right, yeah, oh yeah, this is great. This is gold. And then he goes on his five viewers.

So we all know Opie and Howard Stern have a long history. They were actually working for the same company at some point. And a lot of people think that one of the reasons why Opie was like, oh from serious is because he was going to the places where Howard works and Howard didn't want him snooping around there and he was shooting video of it and putting it online and stuff. So when Howard's in the news, Opie's going to have a hot take about it. And Howard, I don't know if you know this, just interviewed

our president, Joe Biden. Now I've done a couple segments on this because I find it fascinating what Howard has become. I got to hear what Opie's take is though, because he's an insider. He's going to know a lot better about Howard interviewing Biden than I'm going to know. How does it feel seeing Howard interviewed the president? What was really creepy was to see Howard Stern in a suit and top. Why would you do that? Well, it's a respect for the, when you interview the president, Seth Myers, who doesn't wear a suit on his show anymore. He wore a suit for the interview and the dude, this sidekick is fucking amazing. He really adds a lot to the conversation. Maybe Aaron Emhold should ring him up if he needs it. I throw a tie over the, I take the hat off to interview the president. I would make sure I showered. The only thing I took

away from that was the fact that Howard was in a suit and it really creeped everybody out. And I'm pissed off that Biden didn't ride the Sibian. What do I know I don't have a radio show I make no money and I'm hanging out with this guy. And he can't even stay away from the whiskey so what the hell do I know sorry sorry Robert. I make no apologies.

What the fuck was that. That let's say you were aware of or were a fan of opening Anthony back in the day. Twelve years have passed by. You know about how we're doing this interview and you see on YouTube. Oh, Opie's commenting on that. And his hot take is he was wearing a suit. I don't like that. Mm hmm.

Howard is wearing a suit. Howard's always dressed in button up shirts and shit like. I didn't. That wasn't that upsetting to me when I like that. Mm-hmm. Howard is wearing a suit. Howard's always dressed in button-up shirts and shit. Like, that wasn't that upsetting to me when I saw that. It wasn't a big deal. Yeah, I noticed and I moved on. Right. Yeah, I think the thing I noticed most of all was when Howard asked President Biden about his stuttering.

And President Biden said, yeah, yeah, you know, I started as a kid. It was very debilitating. And I got made fun of. And Howard Stern was like, oh my god. He said that he said, oh my god Yeah he goes Well cuz Biden told the story about the nun making fun of him at school and then his mom had to come down Yeah, and give her what for and Howard's like good. I'm glad your mom did that. It's like did anyone ever tell Fred? To stop making fun of stutterers? What

the fuck are you talking about, Howard? Insanity. Get that black face toky off the screen. Oh yeah, we probably need to get that off the screen. Best idea for a thumbnail. My favorite part, I didn't recognize that, I just thought it was your brother. My favorite part of the Joe Biden interview of course was when Joe Biden goes look at I had a stutter It made me kind of awkward, but at least I wasn't clubfooted I was like fuck you Joe. I was gonna vote for you. Mm-hmm All right now what Opie has pinned to his YouTube page now I'm gonna vote for you. Mm-hmm. Not really. I wasn't actually gonna vote for him. All right. Now, what Opie has pinned to his YouTube page now

is this video. He put it out just a week ago. And Opie's been trying to get a viral video since videos went viral. Yep, 1998. We're going back. Yeah, yeah, I mean we're going way back. Opie's always talking about getting a viral video going.

He's dying for the day President Biden stomps on a cake. Yeah. I mean, we're going way back. Oh, he's always talking about getting a viral video going. He's dying for the day president Biden stomps on a cake. Yes. And opi uses this one person that he knows and I remember he made this video where she's in McDonald's or Wendy's or something. She just shoving food in her face. And you go, I love this food. It's just a fat woman eating food and opi's like, this is great. This is gold.

So opi use that same person to make this video, which is called funny fake protester video. All right. When you use the word funny in the title, you can bet it's going to be pretty hilarious. Attention. Hello. Attention! Hello! I'm not hireable! No one will hire me! Because I stink at my job! All jobs! I'm fed! And I'm going nowhere!

I don't want to work hard! Stay home! No work! Give me stuff for free! Free stuff! I lost my job and a jack in the box! I suck! I lost my job and a jack in the box! I suck!

Yeah! Woo! I don't know if Rocco wasn't watching, I didn't see, I didn't hear any laughter. I didn't see Tukey react. Oh, I was muted! I was, I was dying! I was dying. What the fuck? Opie does not understand what comedy is.

A woman just walking with a large group group people saying I don't want to work We get the idea But Jesus Christ needs some kind of payoff. Yes, it would need some type of payoff in order for that to be also a good video What is that box that appears like when there's still 30 seconds left? I know videos That's the thing is that his videos are 15 seconds and then the last seven seconds of it is promoting the next video he wants you to watch. So it's covering up most of the video.

Yeah, it's seeing, okay, is that what it is? It's just because his videos are so short? Cause it does, it seems like it's up there for, cause you know, I know when a video's winding down, they're like, oh, this is coming up next, but it's usually like the last, you know, five seconds. And you can can control that you can make it shorter or you can have it not happen at all if you're gonna like if i put up a video that's 30 seconds i'm not putting on the here's the next thing to watch thing right so stupid like tookie's long-lost brother yes all right yes that's a brother oh

all right so um opi's also working on his click bait. He has a video that's called this is what I think about Bill Burr. So you know that Opie gets most of his clicks when he's motherfucking Anthony and Jim Norton and Sam Roberts. He's going after these guys. So it's like Bill Burr is a huge name, very popular guy. This is what I think about Bill Burr. So I'm clicking right on that. I can't wait to hear Opie's hot take on Bill. Uh what up whatever happened to the Patrice O'Neill benefit? What do you mean? Whatever happened to the Patrice O'Neill benefit? It never ended. Bill Burr is a

stand up guy. He's been doing the Patrice O'Neill benefit year after year after year. I went to many of them. Um I said this recently but Bill Bur Burr invites me every single year personally. And for whatever reason, I haven't gone in the last few years. But he's still doing it. He's still taking care of Patrice's mom, still taking care of Patrice's sister, still taking care of Patrice's last girlfriend there. you know, basically taking care of all the people that patrice would want, uh, taking care of and bill burr is that guy and never, never stop doing that damn thing even though he's a massive star this bill burr. What an asshole. Why would

you title that? First off, that's not content, but why would you tell this is what I think about bill burr? Yeah, I thought he was going gonna call her him an oil driller or whatever Anthony said a white guy who bangs black That would have been funny. Yeah, he's a reverse butt shark or something like that That would be funny. No, oh, please like this is why they won't build burr. What a great guy. Yeah amazing, dude Doesn't have to do it. He does it. He's just uh, just a good guy Good hot take there. I'll be good stuff Doesn't have to do it. He doesn't. He's just, uh, just a good guy.

Good hot take there. I'll be good stuff. All right. You know, who does have hot takes and I'm excited to have a brand new stinger on the board. Oh, Lisa Boswell. I'd kick your ass to hell and back. Lisa Boswell.

Nobody can. Lisa Boswell. You'll have some retarded babies. Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell.

Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. I'm going to have some retarded babies. Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. That way, if you don't get any pussy, you can bite. Thank you, Tony Buscrat for redoing that into a stinger with actual Lisa drops in it instead of the Lisa impression. And so yesterday, these two from that reality

show Lisa Boswell and of course, Helga man, they do a show and they forget to record the audio much like I'm doing today. And so they go, Oh shit, we have to redo it because Friday is slumber party Friday. They're using in the course. Yes, as you know, I Think we've been covering the show for decades. Obviously. We all know what's going on So they go back to upload the video and they go. Oh shit. There's no sound we have to redo it So I feel like maybe the pressure is getting to them now that they're famous And they're just like making these bad mistakes like this. It's too much. It's been an adventurous Friday morning We shot the Friday slumber party without sound bad mistakes like this, it's too much. It's been an adventurous Friday morning. We shot the Friday slumber party without sound.

Think about that, we're shooting this thing all over again. Because somehow or another, the computer lost contact with the sound system. All you had to do is just check the sound to see if it did. You see, I think things for granted. I take things. I assume. How do I make that my ringtone?

So what's happening now? I'm going to tell you what the dynamic is of this show, because unfortunately we're manipulating it. I think to some degree because we've been playing Lisa Boswell. We've been building her up and we've been talking about the many faults of Helga man and Lisa's leaning into this. Cause I think Lisa has probably been frustrated for a while. And now she's like got backers. Yeah. And she's going, yeah, you know what? How good does one up me all the time. So as, uh, how good is talking about us at the beginning of this episode, Lisa

tries to remind her of that. Yeah. They, they say that you're a one-upper and how good just talks through it. Doesn't want to acknowledge it, you know, but you got to one up everybody. I know. I thought that's what the guys, what are these podcasts saying? Yeah, and they've been screaming, you guys gotta use cans

and pull the microphones out every time. Yeah, we do that, we know that. You know something, this is the truth. I have about as much business being down here as flying to the moon. All right. I have about as much business being down here and flying to the moon. All right I have about as much business being down here. It's fine to the moon That's true. You know that

They are cartoon characters like someone needs to animate These two. Oh, yeah, that's actually a good idea Like they are just and just sitting there staring like they are beavis and butthead I saw I heard someone like mentioned they are the new sitting there staring like they are Beavis and Butthead. I saw, I heard someone like mentioned, they are the new Beavis and Butthead. Like you envision them watching a TV, like they're watching something on TV

and I know they're just watching themselves. They're just staring at themselves. It's fantastic. It really is a great part. So Lisa wants to give us a shout out here. Yeah, shit happens. We have to say hello to the guys. Life's a bitch and then we die. We've got to say hello to the guys. Life's a bitch and then we die. We got some,

we gotta say hello to the guys. To the guys. Shut up. podcast. Hi. Because shut up. They've given us a great boost. And I couldn't do this without Lisa because Lisa's got the, Lisa's got the radio and TV shop. She's been been she's been in this for 50 years She's been doing this for 50 years She knows her shit so 50 years. She's 68 So that would mean she started when she was 18 Well, she did correct him and say 40. Yes, and then she goes on to say she started in 1983 But then she went to prison for 11 years

that she was homeless for five yeah when did she find time to break into people's houses and steal right yeah so i don't know it doesn't really make a lot of sense to me i think that they're a little off on the math on that so after lisa talks about playing drums for eddie money helga goes into one upmanship mode. Oh, just as we predicted. I got my musicians union card after one audition. I did John Coltrane's summertime on slide trombone and the proper red. What's a slide trombone? Yeah, there is. There's a valve trombone? Yeah, there is there's a valve trombone. Oh, I forget your trombone player. Yep. Yes I am a trombone expert my the drummer in the ice toast place trombone We've had we've worked with trombone players and a lot of these I've never heard someone refer to as a slide trombone

I stand corrected. No, you're Coltrane Oh no, listen to this. This is great. I'm intrigued. This is ridiculous right here. I have a proper register for Tanner Sachs. What summertime is that? Is that summertime like? Well, it started out with a nice dreamy language,

straight Gersh one. And then I kept, well, Coltrane embellished on it first. Right. I followed Coltrane. Okay. It wasn't easy. But. But I was just as fast on the slide trombone as Coltrane was on the tenor saxophone. I love just the idea that she would compare herself to Coltrane but not even just comparison just I was just the idea that she would compare herself to Coltrane, but not even just comparison, just I was just as good, but on a much more difficult instrument. I want to hear that. That's fucking insane. There's no way that's true. That is hilarious. Doesn't Coltrane list Helga Mann as one of the biggest influences on his life, his musical career?

Yeah, it is on his wiki page. Helgaga bands all over it for sure. For a second there, Helga was going to brag and then he's like, well, hold on a second. I probably shouldn't be comparing myself to cold training people. You know, he's a pretty good musician. So then how he continues to brag. She's talking about how then she picked up a guitar and then she learned guitar in six months and she picked up easily as she mastered it. She just played a 12 string guitar. And I love Lisa. This new dynamic between this two is fascinating to me. Uh, 75 yards and, uh, you know, some daily beat me by two points. Nobody cares. Anyway, how many years ago was that? Oh, a long time ago. This is over half a century ago. Yeah. Anyway, we stop. I love it. You know something? Nobody cares.

That's a good drop right there. You know, something just a permanent smile. Yeah. Yeah. The next time Senator John's talking about what a stupid accomplishment is just, you know, something nobody cares. She looks exactly like the skull and crossbones behind her. All right. So this continues because how good just continues bragging how it not be stopped. Yeah. I basically moved the technique from a sixth string onto 12 strings.

Nobody cares. I know nobody cares, but that's, that's the funny thing about this. You might have what we do. Okay. Now the guy that was teaching me how to play guitar was the lead guitar player for Luke Christie's a band. Okay. Now, the guy really cares about our past. Why are we bringing this up and how do we just continue to go through what a great musician she was and all this kind of shit. And then they finally talk about Lisa, who was Robert Boswell playing drums for Eddie money. And this is what I'm interested in the video for two tickets to paradise. And what was the other one was, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym,

I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym,

I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was in the gym, I was 30 years old 30 years ago that's what happened. My body was different then. Yeah it was. I bet it was. That's what happened. So I looked this up. I'm like I gotta see this video of Lisa Boswell playing drums. I think I found it. This is live in 87. Check this out. Right there. All right so there's gonna be another shot i mean that very well could be lisa no fucking way i think it is no that's lisa bonswell playing drones with anybody in 1987 i swear

with anybody in 1987. I swear. I mean, could this get any crazier? When we first wrote it on the website, I'm like, well, they're just making shit up. But I don't know. I think that might actually be Lisa. How much blow was anybody doing at this time? It's like you can't even fucking sing his hit song when it came out. That's not good. Anyway, perhaps you Lisa fucking rocking back there on the kit. I love it. One more.

I got to say that, uh, They're enjoying the attention that they're getting from everyone in the dabble verse If you guys ever get a chance to do this review something that Who are those podcasts? Those people are on they're good. Yeah, they're really good. They they've given us a boost that We probably don't deserve. But we enjoy the attention and we like those dudes. We like you too. And I'm loving this new dynamic. I'm going to keep a close eye on this. I know that was the one time Helga didn't brag, said that we don't deserve it. And she goes, Lisa goes, shut up.

Shut up. It's so fantastic. All right. I'm going to spare everyone's stuttering John talk today. I've talked about him too much. We did a point dabble point yesterday. It was a big week, obviously, with John's big party and everything. I guess he's taken down all of his videos this week but I did want to promote one eight hundred Dabbler I talked about this on point devil point yesterday I actually saw the to key played this on his intro on the show today I know her replay show but I wanted to play this because what one hundred

dabblers doing this is a YouTube channel you should go check out. He is making prank phone calls using a Stuttering John soundboard mixed with Stuttering John AI. And it's really fantastic. Here's, here's an example. Here's one that I really enjoyed. Welcome back to 1-800-DABBLER. On today's call, I get drunk as an R word and call a hotel. School!

Hello? Yes? Yes, there's somebody knocking on my door. I don't know who it is. He won't leave. What room number you are, sir? Go away! What room number? I said, go away!

I'm calling the police! What room number you are? Oh, I need you. Alright, hold on. Go away. I'm calling the police. What room number you are? Oh, I need you. All right. Hold on. What room number you are? Hello? My air is being hurried up. Thank you, you have a great day. What room number you are sir? Hold on, I'm just jerking off.

I'm almost done. Hold on. Oh. Oh. I just got to get undressed. I was jerking off. Hold on. Hello. Where are you talking about? Where are you? Open the door. Yes, you can.

Wow, what a crunch. She sounded like sodomy. it. Wow. What a crunch. She sounded like Sado me. Good stuff. So there's a bunch of phone calls out there to check out 1-800-DAB where he keeps adding stuff. And I think as the soundboard gets more robust, that'll get even more fun. So check that out. We got to do a bonus show. Probably this week coming up. I really want to dig into the C best test. Oh, totally. Yeah. That's overdue. We got to go in there and see what the actual questions are. There are the John breaks about a sing and being so hard and most people couldn't do it and all that shit. So that's something

we got to do. I also want to get into John's guitar playing a little bit more. I have other footage of shows and things. Oh, we need to look at, you want to talk about how wonderful it is? Yes. I want to talk about how we, you know, some people bend the note to the correct pitch, but not Jen. He's unorthodox. Oh, yep. He does think outside the box. He doesn't even have to tune. It's amazing. He's an original. All right, Tukey. You know what time it is. It is time to play everyone's favorite game show. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch an alien. No, I stink at this one. Ready to play to catch good. And I say like, if like I'm a dummy, we would be considered dummies. Yeah. If we could figure out that there's other ways that actually fix things, that if you have anxiety, Klonopin, Xanax is not fixing you. You're going to take,

in my opinion, Klonopin is fine, but Xanax, you're going to need something to come off of that. And then when you come off of whatever that is, you're going to need that. And it's just this trickle effect over and over and over. I just I don't it just seems to me like What did Tommy say next? You're your choices number one a mind control program be Depopulation

next the wizard behind the curtain for Karma and Next, the wizard behind the curtain. Four, karma. And lastly, Big Pharma runs everything to catch an alien. So I'm gonna pick next, wizard behind the curtain. It doesn't make any sense. And I don't know that Cardiff would come up with that. It seems like one of those ones who are just like, there's no way he said that and then he did that's my guess

Tukey what do you think? I was literally gonna pick the same one yeah you can it's okay okay then yeah I'm going with next all right what do you think producer Chris what'd you write down? Number one a mind control mind control program okay I mean it could be Big Pharma runs everything let's see My control program. Okay. I mean it could be Big Pharma runs everything. Let's see You're gonna take in my opinion Kalanp it's fine But Xanax you you know, you're gonna need something to come all for that Yeah And then when you come off of whatever that is you're gonna need that and it's just this trickle effect over and over and over And I just I don't it just seems to me like depopulation

I don't it just seems to me like depopulation You gave me the answer you told me it was next you son of a bitch Wow depopulation Tukey cheated or they just want you in a and I just this this this state of I don't want to say this paralyzed state, but just this is owned out state that we can have my issues with big pharma, especially since the COVID-19 thing that happened. But aren't people living longer now with modern medicine? I know I am supposed to die years ago. You're doing a really bad job killing everyone. Big pharma better step on it. It's here is here is what we want to feed you.

And this is what we're going to give you. you So we're gonna just keep you in this, you know sedated my control program, you know Well, it's not really happening But let me just cope with this because this is the normal and it's just kind of like I don't think so But they know it's not the normal So then when you add in the woke bullshit and then divide of everything as a whole It just seems like we want to get rid of the middle class the lower class and keep the upper. Well, yeah That's all for this time. He's come back next time to find it if you have enough Kalanipin enough To catch

Sit Eugene sit good dog I gotta sit Eugene sit good dog. Well done Imagine Tommy interviewing obi. I'd be amazing. We arrange that I Hope so. I don't know if I'm supposed to talk about this or not, but I think it was on point dabble point last week on Shulie's channel Someone in the chat asked about Scott the engineer and I started talking about Scott and oh yeah what a piece of **** he is. I guess Tommy sent a note to Shulie. Like make fun of me all you want but leave Scott the engineer out of it or something like that. I was like, well, I was talking **** It's not to me, Tommy. So

that was interesting. Apparently, uh that got back to Scott and he was not too pleased about it. I did see crop circles in your front yard. Oh, the black cloud. What have we done today? We learned about professor toad on the online advice show. We introduced the WATP audience to Mario O Bosco and the Mary O Bosco show with Irma, that dynamic do all right there. He talked about Opie's amazing video clips that he puts up on his YouTube channel. The people interested in Opie show, we checked it on

that reality show, which I think is going through its Renaissance period right now. It's probably never been better and I hope it's everything just keeps going. Oh, I meant to say some congrats. A thousand subscribers. They're up over a thousand subs on YouTube. Hey. Already for that reality show. So, that's fantastic. We talked about one eight hundred dabbler. We tried to catch an alien but couldn't. See what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the

show. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. This is part of the show we play a clip from a podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next

episode of Who Are These Podcasts. I'm happy to say that Ray DeVito will be joining us as we continue to promote Hackamania. Hackamania.com. From our code WATP, 20% off. We'll be in Vegas May 31st through June 2nd you should be too. So Ray's gonna come on and we're gonna check this show out coming up in this special episode of weaponized. Not one witness came to them and told

them I saw UFOs stashed in a hanger run by program called Kona blue because the program never existed. It was a perspective special access program and we know some of the people involved with that. It never got off the ground. I did know about Jay Sands. I've talked to him many times back in the day. It's not something I could personally report on because there's, you know, what is the

difference between verifiable information and not verifiable information? The difference is one of them between verifiable information and knock verifiable information? Difference is one of them is verifiable Secrets cover-ups and strange phenomena ufo ideas that challenge reality itself All these mysteries all this time. We're ever going to get to the bottom of these My name is george napp. I dig into news stories that others can't or won't i'm jeremy Corbell. And for some reason, people tell me things they probably shouldn't. So this is weaponized the battle for UFO truth. A suggestion from Jared Daniel, George Knapp and Jeremy Corbell are the hosts of this show.

George Knapp is this reporter out of Las Vegas that's been studying Area 51 for a long time. And it's been a while since we've done like UFO conspiracy stuff and I was kind of thinking I'm like what can I do with Ray that'd be interesting I want to get Ray's take on UFOs and shit I don't know what it's gonna be he might be like this is all bullshit I don't believe in any of this stuff or who knows maybe he goes deep mm-hmm I have no idea I thought that'd be a fun thing to try out so that was a good idea that is what we will be doing now if people want to check out everything that toky is doing they can go to oh speaking of Ray DeVito toky

unveiled a new character this past week what was it um to dice Ray what is it Andrew dice ray Andrew dice ray you have a new puppet. You got it. Yeah Tell me how you got this fucking puppet made this is insane This is so funny So this one actually hurts my arm for some reason to get an entire episode as Ray DeVito What's up, punks? What's up punks? Pick up a pen pick up a pen Ready joke right joke Carl. See you on a Wednesday ready joke, punks? Pick up a pen. Pick up a pen. Ready? Joke. Ready? Joke. Carl, see you on Wednesday. Ready? Joke, you punks. Alright, I'm looking forward to that. Actually, is it too late to get this Rey instead of the actual? Yes, it is. My eyes are blue, so they get keyed out.

Isn't that a nice little Rey DeVito chin? Yeah, how did you get that puppet made? So was it modified? No, well yeah. So I saw, so these are called Jeffrey puppets. We had Kinky Loco by the one that comes with a, a, a vice helmet and it kind of looked like Ray. And when I was in Houston, we went to the mall and I saw this one next to the one that Kinky Loco bought. And then there's also one that looks exactly like stalker patty. So if stalker patty ever enters the dabble verse, I can get a stalker patty one. But yeah, I don't know.

I saw this one cause I saw the hip hop jacket. I went to build a bear and got the hat put the little a San Francisco giant. And then these are two wooden doorknobs that I super glued together. And then I super glued it to the chin. God damn. And now I have a nice chin. Pick up a chin. Pick up a chin. Oh, can we get a Mario Bosco puppet? Oh yes. Actual size.

Yeah, that's what I mean. That'd be hilarious. I just want to correct you on something. Ray DeVito. Yes. That's a New York Giants hat. See Ray's whole thing is he wears baseball. Yeah, he wears baseball hats at teams that no longer exist. That's one of the bits. Yeah, I'm cool. I'm hip. I'm hip. I was into comedy when it wasn't funny. Remember? I'm hip. Hipster comedy. All right. Very good. Tookie soup is what I was going to say before I rudely interrupted myself remembering that I should have promoted

that sooner tookie soup.com is where you want to go. And I'm gonna move you that's got the links to all the stuff that Rocco was up to. Yes, it's fantastic. I can't wait to be in Vegas with everyone. It's going to be a fucking blast. Yes, it's fantastic. I can't wait to be in Vegas with everyone. It's going to be a fucking blast. Yes. Dr. Steve will be checking Rocco's prostate on stage. I think that's legal. Is that legal? He's a doctor. I mean, they probably have bigger problems in Vegas. That would be my guess.

We are going to make it so that my head is sticking out of a curtain, kind of like your friend Scott the engineer when he was going to get fucked in the ass by Lexington Steel. Right. And I think I won't wear the mask so people can see the expression on my face. And we have some surprises, some things in stored. So get your ticket to see Dr. Steve

put his finger in my butt. That's just how low they have to go. Now the puppet is saying that Dr. Steve's gonna put his finger in his butt so people buy tickets these guys are fucking hacks. They're fucking idiots Rocco I'm gonna have to use my soul rival as I forgot the lube for this procedure So I'm just gonna hock a loogie at your ass Whatever you need to do dr. Steve my ass is yours for the taking that's amazing You really are committed to the bit my friend

I am I am credit for that Tuesday nights now Yes Live on Tuesday nights, and then you can tip them with the super tip system. Yes, it's fantastic Money before funny as you always say yes money before funny. You're gonna me all your money we're all in for the money so yeah so you watch be dabbling live Saturday mornings 10 a.m. Eastern Time to key soup is what 10 p.m. Eastern it's either 9 or 10 just follow to key on Twitter be dabbler on Twitter and YouTube and all that shit it doesn't matter none of this matters it's also stupid oh no you're turning into Lisa Boxxon

it doesn't matter this is all really stupid this is all stupid nobody cares nobody cares hey Hogan guess what nobody cares whatever you said Hagrid you know something

nobody cares this is boring. I am developing a new character. I talked about it on Point Devil Point. But I'm working on it behind the scenes. Lisa Boswell, but she's really into sports and she goes deep. She gets really deep into like draft picks. Yeah!

Projections and stats. That's fantastic. You need a lot of stingers and some ESPN type music. But yes. Oh yeah, definitely. I bet Patrick Mahal is going to be MVP again this year. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz quick stings, you know, Charles Oakley was the enforcer. He won one thousand one hundred twelve games. He played four thousand minutes. Et cetera.

So what's going on? All right. We're having too much fun, too. Thanks again for hanging out. We're going to listen to some voicemails. If you want to hang out for that, you can. If not we can just chris and i can pull it off ourselves yeah i think i'm gonna get out of here i love you both more than a friend i'm excited to see you in a couple of weeks hackamania.com promo code w ATP dude thank you so much for doing the show always a blast my friend love you more than a friend yeah please join us again next time

it might be the episode we find out what's for all who are these podcasts sleep well everypony starting in the mush pits of morning radio okay great show good job everybody great job everyone internet news with lucy typos george hard group is always killing it on Facebook. This time, it's with a pic of Stuttering John hamming it up at the Tonight Show reunion. The caption? Bloat House Booze. Rob Hack writes,

What a tough song to sing. Ronnie Greyer notes, His choice of a t-shirt rather than a loose fitting garment was a poor one. He looks so bad in general. Skull. Richard Cranium, Looking stylish is against his brand. Evan Wagner. Stutjo gets off the stage after drunk-singing the worst version of Roadhouse Blues and gets

no reaction from anyone. He was thinking, that was great. Oh, John, you're crazy as ever. Was coming his way. But his people wanted nothing to do with him. John Cerny responds, true, but that's not how it happened in his head, unfortunately. From YouTube, GartnerFan reports, the next day, three men questioned all their life decisions and left the music industry. Sean Hopkins, I've never seen one person embarrass themselves worse than slobbering John. What a complete waste of life. That whole gathering was lorry days personified, sopranos fan 57, nametags, chips and salsa, keychains, John knows how to party. Weird medicine is all like Helga and Lisa what a weird synchronicity. Eric Camarda points out you

can see the drummer eyeing him like is this guy done yet? T24 Mac, John is like the embarrassing guy who shows up to the high school reunion and hasn't grown up at all. He still thinks it's cool to get drunk and make a fool of himself. Robert Ashton, they're all thinking, he was an asshole then, and he is an asshole now. Bill Clay opines, John has the worst case of main character syndrome in the entire history of raging human narcissism. Super Dubo cracks the case with, this was just a job networking event for John. Dabble Tonic warns, John's performance is shown at AA meetings across the nation as a cautionary tale

of what an ass you will look like if you keep drinking. From Dabbler's Anonymous, the Purdy One riffs, Brink on through to the other side. I wonder how many other reunion partygoers felt obligated to grab the mic and go on stage and Don word dog plays this out with he looks like a chimpanzee in distress Thank you Lucy for that we appreciate it, you know, I actually Downloaded a photo from that stupid event that John did

Let me see if I can pull it up real quick because I wanted to make a comment on it So they took a big group photo of everyone What's amazing about this photo from his big 10-year reunion is that? Settling John here is actually standing I am. I am kidding. It's not that it's funny. All right. Moving on. Let's hear some Dorf. Yes, right. Holy shit. It's a good reference. All right. Let's hear some voicemails coming in. Hey, Carly poo. I have an idea for a toy you can make. You can make something called a good Gia pet. And the perfect jingle for it goes, good, good, good Gia. Don't call me back. Bad idea. I wonder if we get sued by Chia fat for using the same melody. I like it though.

I'm on. I'm in. Fuck Mary kill Helga Lisa or Siobhan the transsexual killing Helga marrying Lisa I don't know what do you think producer Chris I'm not familiar with the third so I'm out doesn't matter I'll marry Lisa very good I like to laugh I want to get her back in shape playing drums where I want to rock out with her. So I love how you're pretending that now you're just having men on your show that sound like women when you've had a handy on your show for years. Come on, man. I'll be back.

I used to be a truck driver. Now I host all apologies with my brother. I'll be back. I used to be a truck driver Now I host all apologies with my brother you believe that Stinks It's just any was the way and not on how we got here. What's up, girl, it's anxious Andy going once again. I Want to apologize about being so mean I'm clearly in 45 seconds timers if you put your little stopwatch down count up counting and Please stop talking politics

But anyways, I just wanted to say really quick that this new hell good thing. Do you think you're right. I get it. It's really addictive. But you have to watch it. She looks like Mrs. Doubtfire. Yeah, I don't really know. Like, who's had like that thing look as Joe Biden and all that one side. But that's one of the, to say that really quick. Can we get less than four to five seconds?

Fuck these girls. Please don't fuck me back. I do like the Mrs. Doubtfire reference because the joke was Robin Williams wasn't pulling it off. No, it's the joke. Oh my fucking shit. Carl. John's performance at that pointless party. Fucking hell. I mean, too cringy to even look at. I couldn't even look at the fucking thing. Amazing, absolutely amazing. But it has the points at the end and the penis finger, the penis finger formed a perfect balloon. Blurry image. It's just a thing of being a micro

penis with a perfect tiny little balance on it. Even across the pond, people are loving celery. John's performance from the 10 year anniversary party. Well done, John. Congratulations. Carl, this is the gay bike racials. Whatever. I don't have whatever. Anyways, I'm that guy on WACS You said that some people are saying that you're reviewing that reality show too much That's fucking the lie. Okay, you're not doing it enough. It is a gold mine It is a treasure trove. It is patty sea cups on crack. It is Amazing and everyone loves it

Like don't be wrong. I love your take on stuff Joe's shenanigans, but I also have uncle Rico and potato soup Sure, right. So I have like all multiple people covering that You are the only one with that reality show and also the the one the black chick who Frenchy says yeah bro that should be the majority of your content like no lie like that that that's it that's it's good it's good killing it it's good. It's good. Killing it. It's good. Okay. Well, thank you very much for that reinforcement. Bye bye. Because the last thing I pulled for the show today was that reality show. And I was like,

you know, I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do Settling John today. We can get by. Mario Bosco is interesting. Opie's ridiculous. And then I had an hour and I went, well, let's just see what this last episode was. And then immediately like we didn't record it. We had to do this like over again. WTP, your one-off. We're like, Holy shit, this is amazing. So thank God I did have some time to check that out. Stuttering John sign for the key fob about stupid party. It didn't say FedEx screwed up. Like you said, that's not what he said at all. He wrote FedEx screw up. He couldn't put a D on the end of the word screwed. What a fucking retard. Yeah.

You're right. I'm not nitpicky enough when it comes to John to be honest with you. I give him too many passes. He didn't even spell the word screwed correctly when he wrote that sign. It's his OCD. I give him too many passes. He didn't even spell the word screwed correctly when he wrote that sign It's his OCD. Oh my gosh. We were analyzing our point double point yesterday We are really analyzing his handwriting and how it has to be the same as the Stevie tomatoes thing He literally wrote that in the stall on the wall in the door of Stevie tomatoes and then tried to frame me Hmm, that seems hypocr- Hypocrisy police! It smacks of effort, which-

Yeah, good point. You know, honestly though, I think he's frightened that I might show up at Stevie Tomatoes. Yeah, I can see that. Cause he's always saying, if you ever see me, turn around and walk to you and look the other way, cause he doesn't want to deal with me. So I think maybe that's why he wanted to get me kicked out,

permanently banned from Stevie Tomatoes. It's gonna be the name he wanted to get me kicked out permanently banned from Stevie to me. That's gonna be the name of my autobiography permanently banned from Stevie to me. So shit, I should have brought up that I have how good man's well, he's not afraid of an altercation with you. He's afraid of you going in and stealing all his friends that he claims to have. Could you imagine I walk in there and there was like, Holy shit, it's come from who are these pockets? You know, John breaks about a show and as soon as someone Googles his name, they find me.

I'm not saying like I'm famous. But if anyone who knows Stuttering John's going to know me at this point. That is Jenny. Pretty chacriss, oh my god. This is amazing. They do live here. Could you imagine him? How would he try to get the attention back?

It might go something like this. Here's Helga Mann calling into the show. Oh nice. Hello popular blog. Who are these people? This is Helga Mann. I wanted to let you know that Lisa lives in my house rent free and this isn't an elderly abuse. But the shit is not. Well, he's got it there at the end. Yes, Lisa does live with Helga. Helga saved Lisa from being homeless, which is very nice. They have a beautiful relationship. Those two, I gotta say. But I'm gonna say I agree.

I love that. I do too. You know what bothers me is fucking Helga has to talk over everything. I can't get a clean clip of Lisa. Helga, whatever you said, I agree. It's an amazing thing to say. I feel the need to defend Sutter and John on why he doesn't go for, you know, theater auditions or musical theater auditions. I think in his words, it

would be because it's for queers. Hmm. I don't think he would say that. All right. This is, you know, Michael Winslow. Oh, yeah. Police Academy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think this might be him. I don't know This is call hamburger. I'll see you next week on all these podcasts Bye Goodbye okay, call goodbye. Okay. Oh the episode over Oh, the episode. Oh, that was a great episode. That was really great. I gotta go. Good bye. Good bye. Go fuck yourself. Have a good week. Ah, Carl, I love you. That was so perfect. We're going to think the show's over. It's not. Yeah, that was

just a big comeback. I know. Wow. That was incredible. I was're gonna think the show's over. It's not yeah, that was just a big comeback I know wow that was incredible. I was an amazing impression That's the same guy did the intro that last week Guys stuff maybe all right one of my favorite voicemailers and now dare I say friends calling into the show Practice what the fuck car will do in membership chats now. You know, that's just a gateway drug to super chats. I mean, you can't have super chats on the show. Imagine if there's any random person could be on the ship. Nevermind. Forget I called him. Shout out to Tukey. Yeah. Shout out to Tukey. I'll make sure he knows. I wonder if BPG is coming to Vegas. Be cool to see him there. Hey, I was listening to the last episode with Tom Meyer's jokes about Trump in the courtroom.

And he said that Trump was watching his closed caption TV screen. It's CCTV. It's not closed caption. It's closed circuit. Like he doesn't even edit his jokes to make sure they make any sort of sense. That's just wrong. I don't know what a closed caption TV is. But you know, fuck time Myers. That's it. Yeah, good call. I'm always mesmerized by his idiotic punch lines. And so I don't even pick up on just the stupidities. Sheer stupidity of that guy sometimes. Good point. Incredible. I last one.

Well, I woke up this morning and my son is now we're queer okay there's a lot of fun lyrics people came up with yeah over devilish anonymous and various places I can't think of something John could have done to humiliate himself more at that party it's incredible he could. It wouldn't be as embarrassing. You know what I mean? Because he's in California. One just would agree to them. But you have three different camera views of just unable to sing at all and just making a total ass of Yeah, what I particularly like is in between verses when he's mugging and dancing, I guess you would call it a rhythmically

gyrating. He thinks he's he's the belle of the ball. Yeah, he thinks he's a super talent. Yeah. So can you believe you're getting to watch this? Doing all my moves? No, it's embarrassing John. Yeah. And nobody was watching, which I also love. Well, that was my favorite part. When John decides to get audience participation going. So unnecessary, but he needed people to pay attention to him. Hey, I'm on stage. You got, I see a lot of people not looking at me, Denise, Lisa, Troy, he's fucking pointing at people individually and calling them out. What an asshole that right there. You wouldn't even need to meet with the person in person. I could send that to someone and they'd be like, Oh

yeah, that's a narcissist. We haven't packed. We know exactly what this guy's disorder is. Just based on that. All right, Chris. Hopefully this came out good. I'm the audio sucks. Yeah, let's tap out and troubleshoot this shit. Yes, let's do that Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week A plane is hit right we watch a Carly Carl I love you. Boom!

Okay, folks! Guess what? The episode's over! Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. That was a great episode! That was really great!

Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys! I don't know. Who gives a shit? Why am I even still doing this? I'm outta here. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr