Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep518 - Weaponized
Episode Date: May 16, 2024This week we’re digging into a topic that I find interesting - Ufology. George Knapp and Jeremy Corbell have been following and reporting on UFOs for many years and have a deep knowledge on the subj...ect. Unfortunately, we’re in a rough period for this subject as the US government has once again dismissed any evidence of UAPs or government programs to study these events. Sad trombone. Ray DeVito joins the show to discuss the podcast that he listened to a little bit of and “got the gist” of. Then I introduce Ray to Lisa Boswell and Helga Mann and he watches it like a child watching a cartoon. Lisa once again reinforces why we love her. Also, Stuttering John reveals how much of a scumbag he really is as he falls for a fake email and decides he wants revenge on Producer Chris. Finally, we have a special round of Who Said It for Ray DeVito and Annie joins us for reviews and voicemails. Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ use promo code WATP for 20% off Bri's GoFundMe - https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-brianna-shannon https://www.raydevito.net/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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weaponized. This was a suggestion from Jared Daniel. We have both listened separately. We
had a discussion with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by George Knapp
and Jeremy Korbel. And this is a
show about the battle for UFO
truth. Now, when I say we have
not discussed this beforehand,
I mean it. Ray, did you get a
chance to check this out at all?
I did. I listened to part of an
episode. I get the gist.
Okay, good.
I get the gist Okay, good
Yeah, I'm gonna play some clips of it, but before that I just want to know what's your take on?
ufology
UFOs
UAPs what are your thoughts on this?
This is gonna be deep. This is just me being great. I'm very deep. I'm a very simple guy as you know
Here's how it is Carl. This is my whole thing on UFOs aliens, whatever is there stuff out there?
Obviously there is every time you look in the sky. All right, you see
At night you see all the stars. That's like a that could be another solar system out there
So there's definitely some light out there
There's definitely life somewhere around out there. I
I know I'm assuming that there
is alien life out there. They
know we exist and they don't
give a **** about us. Okay. They
just look at us as nothing. They
don't look at us as a threat.
They look at us. We can't even
get along with each other. How
are we going to like get along
all get along with each other
and take care of someone else?
We're literally to them
just like mosquitoes or
something. That's what they
look at it like. They look at
us as like no threat to
anything. I see mosquitoes as a
threat. I actually I put up like
screens and stuff around my
pool because of mosquitoes but
I see what you're saying. So,
this is interesting. I didn't
realize you were going to go in
that direction. So, why do you
know that they know about us because they visited here?
I'm just assuming.
Maybe they don't know about us specifically, but I'm sure there are things out there that
know of us.
They're just aware of the galaxy and universe.
Yeah.
And they look at us, if they do look at us, like they can barely get to the moon, they're
not a threat to us. They're gonna be they're gonna self-destruct before
They can even think about wait where have we gotten to the moon ray? I?
Was told we did okay?
My teacher told me we did
So I have to say yes all right so
George Knapp is this guy out of Vegas who's a reporter.
He does a great job.
He's done tons of reports on Area 51 and the different phenomena that surrounds ufology
and everything that's going on with the UFOs.
And then Jeremy Korbel.
Now I saw Jeremy Korbel on the Joe Rogan experience.
He was on there with Bob Lazar.
Now, Bob Lazar is a physicist who allegedly worked
on alien spacecrafts at Area 51.
I've seen the documentary that Jeremy made with Bob Lazar.
He seems very credible.
He talks a lot about the reverse engineering
that they're trying to do.
Because of these fallen spacecraft,
they're trying to get the technology from them.
So this is what we're dealing with, all right?
Just to set that up.
And we checked out the most recent episode of Weaponized
and this is how-
Before you get into it, can you explain,
I mean I know of Area 51, I know of it.
So is that like just where any alien object,
because I do believe there's probably like aliens, more to send a droid just to like, hey what's down there type thing. I mean, you know, is that like
just where any alien object
because I do believe there's
probably like aliens would
have sent a droid just to like
hey, what's down there type
thing? Sure. Um but are they
just sending it to Area 51?
Like that's where like the
postal code address to go or we
just find it on earth and we
put it in Area 51. So, if I'm
not mistaken and gosh, I
haven't studied this stuff in
a while but in 1947, there was a crash at Roswell.
Yes, yes.
And I believe that whatever crash at Roswell was transferred to Area 51, now whether Area 51 was built around that or near there, I believe there was something that involved with that.
that but no the spacecraft doesn't come to area 51 to visit that's just where allegedly when we have captured whatever be whether it's species or aircraft
that's what we bring it to we take it there all right yes if you get a
baseball card you got to take it to the PSA to get it rated we take it to we
take not even close to the right not even close to the right analogy not even in the same ballpark
Geez
Yeah, this is what you're dealing with
Honestly I go through hundreds of suggestions people sending suggestions they emailed them in they sent them on patreon
They put them in the discord of old channel for review suggestions. I send me suggestions, they email them in, they send them on Patreon, they put them in the Discord,
we have a whole channel for review suggestions.
I go through there, I look around,
what's gonna be interesting for people?
When I saw this, and Jared actually sent in
a few different UFO podcasts, I went,
oh, I wanna pick Ray's brain on this.
I was interested in what your take was gonna be,
so I'm glad you're here for this episode specifically. This uh something I did on purpose let's put it that's a calculated move on my part
so it starts off with uh with this question Jeremy I'm gonna call this the Michael Corleone edition
just when I think I'm out they pull me back in you know we've been quiet for a while why are we
doing this you know man I missed you all right so we're off to a bad start. First of all, isn't it michael corleone? It's like corleone. Is it
Am I crazy?
Corleone michael or corleone godfather. Yes. All right
They start off they go. Okay. Why are we doing an episode right now?
And they're like well because I missed you. I just wanted to shoot the show. I'm like, uh-oh so they don't have a lot
And they're like, well, because I missed you. I just wanted to shoot the show.
I'm like, uh-oh.
So they don't have a lot to talk about.
I think they're joking.
This is just called banter, Carl.
Come on, cut him a break.
This is banter.
Well, it's actually not a good sign for them
that they say, yeah, there's a lot of issues going on
in their community right now, where people are kind of upset
with what's been going on.
And I'll get into that here.
We've been on a roll.
You know, the UFO community in general, the topic in general has been on a roll since
2017, since that New York Times story kicked things off and all the other things that have
come out as a result of that.
It's been mostly a peak, but you know, this was going to come, it was going to happen.
The dark empire strikes back and tries to dissuade the public,
the media and Congress from taking this seriously. And they did a really good job. I mean,
as we talked about it, I think in our last episode, the last one of weaponized,
this was a body blow and it was serious, but it's not a death blow. It's not the end of everything.
It happens. Do you see what George is saying right here? He comes out and he goes, all right,
look at a lot of this stuff has been discredited.
A lot of people aren't believing in it anymore.
It's the tough time for us who were trying to prove that there's extra trust in
your life visiting us. And, uh, I don't know. It's kind of a dark period.
So I was like a weird way to start the show. I almost felt like maybe gloss over
that or don't even mention it
Just get right into your stuff. You want to talk about now? He's letting us know there's doom
Plus he brought up Empire Strikes Back. So Star Wars reference and he's got the George Lucas hair. I'm in okay good
All right, so we need to be science fiction for you. Yes
Enjoying it. All right. I got it. I got a this is all science fiction
What no matter what comes out of this guy's mouth, it's gonna be science fiction.
I don't know about that. So, I've, you didn't ask me the question back, so I'll just give you this information. I've actually witnessed two different UFO events in my life.
For real? For real. Yes. One of them, my wife and I were driving back from Toronto and we both saw it plain as day
in the sky on an afternoon.
No clouds in the sky and it was there for a while.
The other one I witnessed myself over my house when I was coming home from band practice.
So I'm a bull.
Mandolin practice?
Mandolin practice?
I had the six string for that one, uh I do practice the mandolin from time
to time. That is true. Uh real
quick. People get annoyed when
I do this but if people are
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memberships? Thank you very
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memberships. Thank you very
much for uh for doing that. I
appreciate it guys. Alright, so
what he's talking about is there was this
AERO report that came out. A-A-R-O. So this is the Defense Department's All Domain Anomaly
Resolution Office. They released a report detailing its review of nearly 80 years of reports on
government offices and special access programs related to Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena,
or UAP, a new turn that was once referred
to as unidentified flying objects, UFOs.
Arrow has found no verifiable evidence that any UAP sighting has represented extraterrestrial
activity, said the director.
Arrow has found no verifiable evidence that the U.S. government or private industry has
ever had access to extraterrestrial technology.
Arrow has found no indications that any of the information was illegally or
inappropriately withheld from Congress. The 63-page report
provides conclusions drawn following an examination of
historical documents and conclusions drawn by US
government programs that did work related to UAP dating
back to 1945. Arrow assesses that alleged hidden UAP
programs either do not exist or were misidentified authentic the U.S. government in 1845. Arrow assesses that alleged
hidden UAP programs either do
not exist or were
misidentified, authentic
national security programs
unrelated to extraterrestrial
technology exploitation. We
assess that claims of such
programs are largely the
result of circular reporting
in which a small group of
individuals have repeated
inaccurate claims that they
have heard from others over
the period of several decades. So this
is what they're responding to. And now if you remember, it was about nine months
ago that a couple whistleblowers came out in front of Congress and said, we
have definitely had altercations with extraterrestrials, with UFOs. And this was
a big news story and I want to bring this up because this new Aero report
that just came out pretty much put a damper on all of this.
Like people in the ufology community
were excited when this happened.
And I'll just play the NBC News report on this.
Welcome back.
Lawmakers on the Hill today held a hearing
on unidentified aerial phenomena, also known
as UAPs or used to be known as UFOs, amid growing public interest about potential extraterrestrial
life beyond planet Earth.
The committee heard testimony from three witnesses today.
One was a former Navy commander, one was a former Navy pilot.
Both of them claimed to have seen UAPs, as well as a former intelligence officer who
goes a step further and he alleged
that the government is concealing a quote multi-decade crash of a UAP and a retrieval
program.
Take a listen to more of what this person had to say.
If you believe we have crashed craft stated earlier, do we have the bodies of the pilots who piloted this craft?
As I've stated publicly already in my News Nation interview, biologics came with some of these recoveries.
Were they, I guess, human or non-human biologics?
Non-human and that was the assessment of people with direct knowledge on the program I talked about.
So Ray, this was a bombshell. Do you remember this happening? No. That's what's crazy about it.
This came out,
I was talking about it when it happened. I thought it was a big deal and everyone just yawned and
moved on. They're like, okay, whatever. And so now this new report from Aero comes out and it says,
yeah, this is all bullshit. There's been no programs. Anyone who says there is, is lying.
And so these guys are coming out on their show and they're going, okay, let's get back to the
point where we were all thinking that UFOs were real because those people, those whistleblowers
were in front of Congress talking about it.
Yeah, this sounds real. Also though, all right, let's say it's real
and it sounds like it is.
Well, this press conference is real, yes.
Yes, but like, every idiot getting hysteric over
this, you know what I mean?
Like, it's an incident, there's obviously something there.
It's like we don't need to freak out.
I feel like I'm the mayor in Jaws right now.
Yeah.
Like, hey, summer's coming, we don't want everyone
to be scared to go in the ocean.
Correct.
This town makes a lot of money, let's just chill out, not act like it's a big deal.
Yeah, let's not act like it's a flu that came over from China that we have to shut down our lives for two years before.
I agree with you. This isn't a big deal. It's just proof that there's extraterrestrials visiting our planet.
Yeah, it just kind of just proves all religions, but other than that, no, it's great.
Okay, so these guys are talking about how this recent report that came out is bombing everyone out. Yeah, I mean, even now, which a lot of people
out there in the UFO universe think is a down period, there's no, there's not much going on.
There's a hell of a lot going on. Even in what is perceived as a lull, there's a hell of a lot going
on that's important. And, you know, don't give up. There have a lot going on inside it. Like, hey, we came from here or that we'd understand whatever. I don't. I
don't think that's what they're trying to get to the bottom of per se. But what was
in this UFO? You said that there was some type of life form? Well, that's what they
said. I didn't say that. You just heard the person reporting on it. Yeah, that's what
I heard the guy say. Non-human biologics, he calls it. Non-human bi... Now I'm like what is it so like an
alien like animal or like just an alien
Form it's a life form
This was was piloting an aircraft that was in our airspace. It's crazy. All right. Let's get over there Let's move past that right because I think it's a big deal too
Every time every time like there's just a new animal born at the zoo. It's a big deal
This is an alien object like alien life form that's here
Also, and it's on the news right so let me explain how they discredit it all of this
so there's this program called
Kona Blue and the Department of
Homeland Security was actually
in charge of this program and
they just recently released
declassified documents about
Kona Blue. Now, the program was
set up to study and exploit UFO
technology back in 2011 but it
was never funded. So, it never actually happened. So
the whole point of them declassifying this is to say, hey, these guys who got up in front
of Congress, they're claiming that they're part of Kona Blue. We never even funded that.
So they're lying. This never happened. That was the whole point. This is what these guys
are talking about. But you say, shouldn't we be excited about this? There's someone
else who's very excited about it, I think is of note.
But that was a proposed special access program that was supposed to really go forward into
studying the UFO phenomenon and associated phenomena.
Can you tell us a little bit about that?
Because in your book, that proposal is everything but the name is in your last book with Dr.
James Lakatsky and dr. Collin keller
Before we go there your buddy Kirk who lives on Kona. Oh, who is this?
This is this is that okay. You're outing him as a UFO guy. This is Kirk Hammett from Metallica
Metallica you hear that right Kirk Hammett from a tail cuz excited about this shit
I thought he was I thought he was all worried about Ticketmaster.
Now he's worried about this?
That's decades ago. Wow, you're way behind in the news here.
Yes. Do you know who else is really big into UFOs and stuff from bands?
Remember Tom DeLong from Blink-182?
Yeah, yeah.
He became a UFO researcher full time.
Where's he? He should be studying this stuff.
I think Blink-182 got back together, no he did a lot of research on this. He put
together a lot of **** so I thought that was fun because the guy's like hey
isn't your friend Kirk into this? He's like yeah right you got me Kirk Hampton.
I talked to Kirk about this **** all the time. It's kind of fun. Blink-182 their
music does not age well. You know like middle-aged men. Yeah middle-aged men
singing about the girl that broke up with them
like during the summer.
Well, all that music that appeals to people
in high school and college doesn't age well.
Green Day does all right.
The topics don't make sense.
Green Day still is all right.
You think so?
Yeah, I think they're fine.
But Blink 182 is the one where it's like ah
All that pop punk stuff so I'm I listen to petty wise and no effects So what that pop punk stuff started getting popular? I was like we forgets girl punk rock
We sir aged all right. Oh god we sir has some terrible albums. That's not the point the point is
That they explained the reason why. We're talking about aliens. I forgot.
The reason why they declassified this information array is to discredit the whistleblowers.
What they said about Kona Blue is these witnesses who came to Arrow, quite a few of them are
confused. They're telling us about seeing crash retrievals, reverse engineering programs,
and what they're really mentioning
is Kona Blue.
That is total bullshit.
Not one witness came to them and told them, I saw UFOs stashed in a hanger run by a program
called Kona Blue because the program never existed.
They had no budget, they had no hangers, they had no buildings, they had no staff.
It never existed.
So there's no way in hell a witness came forward and told Arrow, yeah, I got all this information from Kona Blue. It never existed. So there's no way in hell a witness came forward and told
Arrow, yeah, I got all this information from Kona blue. It's bullshit.
So these guys are frustrated. And I actually understand their frustration because as you
saw it, I see, I saw you get excited about this. Here are these guys who work for the
government are just like, Hey, we know about aliens. We're not telling you Congress, but
we're working on stuff. It's all top secret and classified and so everyone's like oh cool
What's that kind of stuff and then these guys come out? They go those guys don't have any credibility. They're lying
This is a program that never got funded. It's not a thing
These guys are pissed about what the fuck that's not cool
Well, what is Fred Durst think about all this I never thought when biscuit was that great?
I got I got a ask if I think I'm gonna see
Corey Feldman
open for Limp Bizkit this summer. So, I was joking. I was
just trying to ask him. The shittiest I can 90s. I understand.
Alright, so, this though, I I I apologize. I found some of
this interesting. It's a very dry podcast. It's if you're not
into this **** you could could not possibly pay attention.
I'm kind of into it. Basically talks about how this is just a distraction for to get Congress and not pay attention
to it anymore. So they can go back to funding the military industrial complex and voting
on bills to make sure that we keep building missiles and sending them over to Ukraine
and Israel. So that was basically what he was talking about. I was like, okay, yeah,
no, I get it. It kind of makes sense that they'd be like,
are we gonna get Congress back to doing the things
that are important to the US?
And that is building missiles.
All right, fair enough.
Right.
All right, so then this is a weird thing
because this guy, George.
Also, before you move on though,
let's face it, that's everything in Congress.
There's so many other things,
like how to make food better.
They don't give a shit about that.
It's like, all right, it's getting missiles
to send overseas to...
Those are their donors.
It's all like all in military stuff.
Those are their donors, right?
That's where they get their money from.
And if we had term limits,
they wouldn't have to raise money all the fucking time.
Yeah.
It's a very simple solution to this.
That'll never happen.
It's fun.
And Kona Blue, that's a good name for a band
It's not bad or a beer. I can see it. I can see the Kona blue light maybe
Kona blues
No, the government's good at naming shit
One thing they're good at they must have a team on it. All right, so for a reporter
I thought this is a weird thing for George Knapp to say
on this one.
Do you think that's a big conspiracy or what do you think?
No, I don't.
And I don't, I haven't asked him directly.
He has not given me a response to it, but I got a central sort of a general sense.
So that's a weird thing.
I haven't asked him, but he hasn't responded.
I have a general sense.
Like what didn't you say? I don't know. I would have asked him but um he
hasn't responded. I I have a
general sense like what did you
say? I don't know or you would
ask the person and get the
answer before you report back.
It just seemed like a bad
answer on this one. I mean,
essentially, that's my podcast.
I don't actually get correct
information. I just I just
turned on the recorder. That's
my point, right? Precisely. Okay, let's talk about something that you enjoy. Comedy. So apparently John Oliver, you fan of John Oliver?
Yeah, I haven't seen him in a long time, but yeah, me neither.
I kind of dropped off. He got preachy.
But so he apparently put out this UFO special
and they want to talk about that.
Didn't agree with everything he said.
I mean, they kind of made some joke about, you know, the drones, drones and that kind of thing, but at least they covered it. And
it's being talked about in pop media, which did you see it? I haven't seen it. I've been told about
it. I saw they were teasing it. People on UFO X, UFO Twitter were saying, oh, here it comes. It's
going to be bad. And then people who watched it sent me some notes saying you're in it.
I don't know. So George was in this and he still hasn't seen it yet.
Ray, I don't know about you, but if I'm in like a documentary about UFOs, I'm watching that shit immediately. I'll pay the extra money.
I don't care.
And here's the fence man. Like there's so many podcasts that talk about you and me.
Do you watch when they talk
about us? That's a good point. You know what I mean? Like I don't. That's a good point. Alright, fair enough. You're right. If this guy just
think he's getting trash, he's probably just like, I don't need to watch any of that. Yeah. You're making
you're making a good point there. So I like how Jeremy is just like, okay they can they goof on us,
but at least they're talking about UFOs. He's very optimistic.
He's like, so John Oliver's on there to goof on all of us
who think that UFOs are real,
but they're talking about the subject,
that's a good thing, right?
Don't think it's bad publicity.
Yeah, well the other thing John Oliver can also do
in his jokes, I mean, obviously I haven't seen it,
he can kind of say whatever,
because I don't know the backstory.
Well, right.
Do you get what I'm saying?
So he can do a setup anyway and manipulate his words to come
to what he wants the end result to be. So he could set it up to make this George
guy look like an idiot and like George is like alright he just took what I said
out of context. I'm sure there's a lot of that. He is good at comedy people do that.
He is good at that. John Oliver is for sure but I thought this was an interesting take that he had having not seen it obviously, but I like John Oliver
I like that show it's funny. It's thoughtful
When I heard that they spent like a year working on a UFO special I thought well, that's great
But a year isn't really enough time to get your head around it
Um, you know, no matter who you are
I have to say he's been a on it. It seems like a lot
to me. I was impressed by that. Like they spent a whole year
researching this shit for this show. Now, I want to watch it.
Sounds like they probably have some good information, but
according to George, they're just like, oh, one year is all
you spent looking this shit up. What do you what could you
possibly know? But I do get where he's saying like this is
the one thing he cares about. At least those people now it's
being brought to attention. someone's gonna look into it more
because they hear of this Kona blue maybe Corona Corona blue I don't know
that John Oliver was talking about Kona blue I'm not sure that that I think he
was just talking about the UFO research in general I don't know I haven't watched
it either I I do want to check it out though because I'm interested in this
kind of stuff so this is fun because as you guys are noticing,
this show is boring AF. It's just two guys having a conversation, but not even really having a
conversation. A lot of it's just one guy talks for a long time and the other guy talks for a long
time. I'll show you an example of how that works out. But I thought this was an interesting thing
to do on the show. It's over over a hundred unknown units that were swarming 10 Navy warships in 2019 off
the West coast of California.
We provided thermal footage.
We provided IR.
We provided radar.
We provided deck footage.
We provided witnesses that were firsthand testimony of active military that were there. We did all of this, I think,
in episode two of Weaponized, and everybody should go back to episode two of Weaponized
and watch that.
I love that idea. It's just like, all right, look it guys, this episode's really boring,
but we used to do really good stuff. We used to have some really cool footage. It was interesting.
See my earlier stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go back to episode two. It's really incredible stuff.
Now you sound like Weezer. Don't listen to the last two albums. Go back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blue Album and Pinkerton. That's all you lie to you. It's really incredible stuff. Now, you sound like Weezer. Don't
listen to the last two albums.
Go back. Blue album Pinkerton.
That's all you need to know.
Pinkerton, man. Yeah. Come on.
The green album, it was pretty
good. If Green album was fine.
I'd like to say. You didn't
like Hash Pipe? Come on. It's a
good song. Of course. Great
song. I'd like to say, when we
first discovered Patrick Michael
on WTP, it was great. Go back
to episode 142. Listen to that
one. If you're bored with this. We used to have a really good show. That's a weird tack to take. I don't know. All right. So then this is what I'm talking about where
Jeremy Corbell enjoys the sound of his voice. He could go on and on and on and on. And what
you're going to see here is George is watching him talk and then decides to just start writing
notes down. He's not even paying attention.
You know, he talks about the Langley incursions
and this is important.
You've got a military area being penetrated
by these unknowns and they can't find them.
But he also brought us back in history
and he talks about how some of these were transmedium,
the footage you and I obtained in release in 2019.
So you notice how George is looking down and writing notes while he's talking.
My guess is that he knows that Jeremy's going to go on for awhile.
And it's like, all right, the next thing I want to talk about is this.
Let me write it down.
So I don't forget, which is probably a good strategy on his part.
I would imagine, you know, he's, you know, he's an old man because like, he's
doing it with a pen and paper.
It's not like putting it in, into his iPhone notes, right? He's not typing with one finger like stuttering John
All right. So this I found annoying. I hate they're talking about this article that came out on the hill
By the way, look how nice George's hair is dude. He's fucking crushing it. Yeah, it looks like a painting almost. Yeah
Really get the brushstrokes. So I encourage people to read that article by Merrick in the hill because it was really illuminating
Yeah, he does some really good work. I fucking hate shows that give me homework to do. Can you summarize it for me?
I'm not gonna go read an article. I'm listening to your show. Just let me know what the gist of it, please
I don't want a show that gives me more things to do to understand the show. It's too much. Dude, I hate homework.
I hate it.
It's my least favorite thing.
All right.
So then George has written some books and he's going to talk about one of the books
that he wrote, and it sounds like nobody cares about it.
The public is always crying for more data.
We need more hard data.
We wrote an entire book filled with hard data called Initial Revelations,
the follow-up to Skinwalkers of the Pentagon, and it goes case by case, pulls these incident
reports from the data warehouse, a lot of them from the 50s and 60s, long before drones were
available to the general public. These are not drones, but these cases were significant.
They were well documented.
They are inexplainable.
In some cases, they have severe national security implications.
In some cases, the witnesses had severe medical effects, harmful effects, good cases, pre-drone
era, all kinds of technical and engineering data, and the world largely ignored it.
I mean, there it is
You're always crowing about wanting more data. There it is and uh people aren't paying attention to it guys I wrote a really good book. Why aren't you reading my book? It's got all this stuff in it. It's really cool
No one's buying it. How come that's good
So what I say with my old comedy albums, I already put that out there like I check it out
It's great. Everyone wants to ignore this data all this data i created jokes i
wrote jokes why don't you have my jokes they're there yes get them don't check out mine come on
all right one of my favorite things about like any of these conspiracy type shows it doesn't have to
be about ufos per se but any type of information they can get through playing the phone game
they're very happy to report
back on. And here's an example of that. So look, this brings me back to those text messages
or whatever from from our pal, Christopher Mellon. One of the things that was written,
he has this inside guy who's basically like infiltrated the crash retrieval program, it
sounds like, and he's reported back to Chris. and it says, right now, we haven't gone that far back. We're dealing with the recovered
UAP that landed in Kingman, Arizona in the 50s. We're vacuuming up info as so-and-so gets read in.
We now know the management structure and security control system and ownership of the crash retrieval.
We also know who recovers landed or crashed UAPs and under what authorities.
We also know that a still highly classified memo by a secretary of the US Air Force in
the 1950s is still in effect to maintain the cover on UAPs.
I just thought this was like the coolest
because they're talking about direct knowledge
of UAP crash retrieval programs.
I mean, that's a bombshell, that text that came out, right?
So what he literally just said right there,
and he's very excited about this information
that they're looking at on a Reddit page or something.
But what he's saying is that he's in a text thread
with a guy who has a guy who's on the inside somewhere.
Like this is like fourth hand knowledge
that we're now getting.
It's like, well, it must be true that if you know a guy
who knows a guy, I gotta imagine he probably
has all the info.
Also like they're discussing stuff that happened in 1950s.
Don't you think the aliens like have upgraded?
Like who cares about their old technology?
That's like trying to figure out an Apple computer from 1982 interesting. Let's
Let's let's explore that
I am an idiot. I think about
So Ray, let's say that we were able to get people to the moon in
1969 yes
Amazing feat and thank you for all the female minorities who did the math to make that happen. So let's say that that is what
happened. These people who came to the US or the US to Earth in the 50s had the technology
to travel across galaxies to get here. Sounds like pretty impressive tech, right? I would just like, yeah, I would just throw it out. Probably even though it'd be
old for them. Like it's pretty cool for us. It'd be like, all right, it'd be like, let's
say you took a time machine, you know, back to the future style. You go back to 1955 and
you have a Game Boy, the original Game Boy, black and white Game Boy. Every fucking kid
is going to be so stoked about playing that Game Boy. Every fucking kid is gonna be so stoked
about playing that Game Boy.
Now, do you care about the first Game Boy?
I don't, I don't wanna play it at all.
It still holds up.
I'll do some Tetris.
All right, Tetris, you got me with Tetris.
Oh yeah, I'll sit on the can and play some Tetris.
What do you want me to do?
Have you never taken an improv class in your life?
My yes and, yeah, my yes and.
You're fine.
By the way, I do love how last time I was on the show
where it was a bunch of adults sitting in diapers
pretending to be babies peeing each other,
and now it's this, like this is, why was I more on the,
why am I more on that level?
Why do I tend to find more with the adults
wearing diapers and peeing in them?
Ray, we have some range on this show, I have with the adults wearing diapers and being in them
I have to tell you but you know what you're right. I've made a bad calculation I have one more clip and then we'll move on I
Thought it should get your take on UFOs. I was completely wrong about that. So that's not me. I enjoy it. No, it's all right
I'll admit when I make mistakes
It's fine
But when I wanted to play for you because now everyone sees I can't
Like laugh at scientists like are these guys are smarter than me
What really look at these idiots studying stuff and researching and writing books put a bunch of dorks
I feel like I'm Chad on this fair. What's your door fair enough?
And I'm not even criticizing them as you've heard me say I'm on their side now. They're not scientists. These are these people are scientists
I'm on their side. Now, they're not scientists. Neither of these people are scientists. Okay. One guy's a documentarian, the other guy's a news reporter, but it's fine. I'm on their
side. I actually agree with a lot of the things that they're saying. But what I thought was
crazy about this show is that it turns out to be, and I thought it was going to be crazier
than this when I got the suggestion. That's why I picked it. It turns out to be just this
hour long conversation between these two guys who are kind of upset that people are falling out of love with following UFO news. And you
watch the cold open, the cold open sometimes lies to you, man. Sometimes they make it seem
like it's way more exciting than it actually is when you get into it.
Coming up in this special episode of weaponized, not one witness came to them and told them
I saw UFOs stashed in a hangar run by a program called Kona blue because the program never existed. It was a perspective
Special access program and we we know some of the people involved with that. It never got off the ground
I did know about Jay Sands, you know, I've talked to him many times back in the day
It's not something I could personally report on because there's, you know, what
is the difference between verifiable information and not verifiable
information?
Secrets, coverups and strange phenomena.
UFOs and ideas that challenge reality itself.
Doesn't that make it seem like it's gonna be way cooler than it actually
turned out to be max headroom
Episode of weapon I yeah, what the fuck was that all about I don't understand
We're max headroom comes into play on this
They show space aliens and cool shit
All right, so that's the show weaponized if you're into that sort of thing
Those are two guys who are very good at talking about UFOs with George Knapp and Jeremy Corbell
So go ahead and check that out and see if you can have the attention span longer than Ray DeVito's to
So to understand what's going on. I'm just saying like I'm not that uh but Cone of Blue dude.
Way to save it. All right, Ray, and Helga Mann of that reality show?
No.
Good.
Because I can't wait to introduce you to these two. They're
my favorite elderly trans women on all of the internet. And I decided to go back. So
we started covering them a couple of weeks ago. And since then they've become huge celebrities.
They're up over 1000 subscribers on YouTube. They're very excited with themselves. We've
kind of changed their show a little bit in certain ways by just talking about it. So I thought, let me go
back to an episode before we were talking about them to get a better sense of what was
going on before we kind of, uh, I don't know, empowered them in a certain way. So they did
an episode that was all about appreciating their viewers and their friends.
And they talk about the viewers.
This episode I'm pulled from has 50 views on YouTube, right?
Okay.
It's not super popular at this point, but I appreciate that they appreciate those who
watch their show.
But you know something?
I don't really care about talking about Donald Trump today.
Neither do I.
What I'd like to talk about is viewers.
Viewer appreciation.
Yeah.
Because I found some things out over the last week or so.
We've got some really, really loyal viewers
that really love us because they figured out what we're up to
And figure out what we're doing because we're trying to entertain as well as inform
I want your face just lit up when you saw Lisa Boswell was my favorite person on the internet right now
Dude, you know what they remind me of right now
Never SNL's agates Chris Farley and Adam Sandler?
Oh yes.
They're the two old people.
Right.
Being like, oh look Hank.
Like they seem like they're in character.
They don't seem like they're really being themselves.
They seem like they're playing characters
of like trans ladies.
It does seem that way.
And they've also been compared to Beavis and Butthead. And it's funny that they're sitting in the right places on the couch to to be Beavis and
Butthead. And we've talked about the idea of maybe making this into an animated series, taking their
actual audio and just turning it into a cartoon with them talking. And they want you to let you
know that they're old because they have a typewriter. I haven't seen a typewriter since
1987 right and they
Typewriters as old as us like sitting back
Yes, and how good man was a writer back in the day
So how go likes to show that he she is a writer and they have to got that the old typewriter
But Lisa Boz with a blonde here on the right.
Lisa's my favorite. I love her cadence. I love her speech pattern. She has impeccable timing
and what was great is last night on Tookie Soup, I finally got to hear Tookie's impression of Lisa
Boswell and I think he might do it better than I do I have to give I mean not a surprise
He's very good with impressions, but he did a great job. What's that skull and crossbones? Oh behind her. What is that?
I'm not too sure about what's in the background, right?
Yeah, she sounds like she's like in an old Western like where the cowboy comes into town and just needs a room for that
All right, you could stay here. We got one room. No one's been in there for 17 years but it's yours if you want
it all right so speaking of old cowboy movies it turns out Lisa was talking to
or reconnected with a friend of hers from back in the day and that person had
some wrong information about Lisa Boswell.
It's amazing.
One friend of mine, he went to high school with me.
His name is Mike Shalosky and his wife, Susan.
He told me, he goes, I'd heard that you died.
I went, I don't think so. I don't think I
died. I was talking to my friend. I was talking to my
friend. She has to give out. It's got like a little force
gun to it. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. So, it's southern Twang. I like
that she has to. She's from South Carolina. Lives in
Connecticut now but I like that she explains people that we
don't know. No one could possibly know. Just be with her personal life. And she gives out their name
and their spouse's name. I was talking to Michael. I was talking to Michael. He thought
I died. I died. I'm not dead. I have a show on the internet. I have a typewriter.
It's to my right.
I met another transgender lady.
Pangs out with me.
We live together.
All right, so.
We have flower dresses.
Ray, what you wouldn't know about this show,
because you've only seen these two clips so far,
is that it's a political show.
Oh, it's political?
It is.
These two get out and they talk about how Trump
is the worst person to ever exist,
and if he's reelected to a second term,
we'll most certainly turn into Adolf Hitler immediately.
So that's kind of the basic premise of what their show is.
And they're old enough to have seen the first Hitler,
so they know.
Correct, yeah, they were there, correct.
This is hilarious because they're apparently
not a fan of the Shulies,
but that's not the point of this clip
Kevin Brennan's gonna love this
He's gonna be all in on this one, but what I love about this
They'll be on MLC tomorrow. What did you think of Ray DeVito sniping you?
Thanks for having us Kevin. Can I read the next super chat? I got this one. I got this one.
All right. So what I love about this though, is they go from this very serious political
conversation and the transition back into personal anecdotes is seamless. It's flawless.
We could both learn something about broadcasting from Lisa Boswell.
Listen, I know, I know this because I have a friend that used to fight for their army, the IDF.
The Israelis are bad.
They are bad.
Well, they have a secret service.
It's probably the most badass group of secret operatives on the planet.
But anyway, Mike Shalosky, I was telling you about him.
His mama used to work with me at richway. I used to work at richway. It was the only full-time job
I could get. Okay. Hugh Jesse says that's not the only seamless transition they've been through.
Kyle, fair enough. Don't you love that? They're just like, yeah, the IDF. I mean, that's no fucking joke right there. But anyway, getting back to my friend
who I ran into, I just wanted to let you know I used to work in this place and that's how
I met this person. I like how the one transgender lady doesn't even try to do a feminine voice
at all. No, he's just talking the same way he did when he was at the saloon 15 years
ago. Yeah, I'm not buying it at all and you know sometimes
He doesn't put a wig on he has all different wigs
But he will put on the lipstick and that's what's
Just put some lipstick out like oh, that's a lady right there. Okay sure I
Thought that was Carla from Cheers at first
He does have a weird Bill Maher vibe going for which I think
Bill would be upset with me. Okay, so this is a amazing
Lisa Anikdow. I mean, the stories that she tells.
This was in 1976. 48 years ago. His mother worked a rich way
with me. Her name was a rich way with me.
Her name was Rita Shalosky.
And she was a great woman.
Great woman.
And my friend Petey Keller, who I played the band with, that died, used to work with her.
And the three of us used to go to lunch all together all the time.
I love that story.
Lisa just goes on and on about shit that no one could possibly care about.
Why are you telling a story about lunch in 1976 with people we don't know about?
Like, what's the point of this?
She liked turkey sandwiches.
And then one time I ordered hot tea.
They didn't have Diet Coke back then, but she would have really liked diet Coke.
So we got a tab. All right. Um, yeah,
this is a fun, just a ISO for us. I didn't die. I didn't die.
I'm still here. I think it's close.
Uh, you know,
I'd like to get a professional on this to get their opinion on it before we determine anything
but I'll take your word for it, I suppose. Anyway, Israel sucks.
So, alright, so Lisa Boswell is going down this trip down
memory lane for some reason and it's funny because Helga will
go off on these long stories about his past and Lisa gets annoyed with
it. But for whatever reason, like Lisa's just had a role on this one. And this is a weird
thought to have right here.
But I started thinking about Mike and Mike and I used to go to high school together.
And you know, I figured all the people that I figured in Mike's neighborhood, I could
name you probably 10 different people. And none of those people became my neighborhood, I could name you probably 10 different people.
And none of those people became my friends.
I would have bet the farm that they would be my friend, but they never
name them.
It was
what a weird thing to think.
Like these people could have been my friends, but they weren't.
This is decades ago. What are you talking about? Why are you bringing this up? Thing to think like these people could have been my friends, but they weren't this is
Decades ago. What are you talking about? Why are you bringing this up? It's not even a cool story. It's just depressing
But I like how Helga at least she went with like a name. That's appropriate to her age and she's not
She's like my name is Kayla now. Well, it's Helga, but the last name is Man. I have Helga's book here.
Oh, you bought a book.
Well, Adam Thoreau sent it to me,
and now because of the creep off,
I have to do a book report on it as my consequence.
But the point is, is that Helga seems appropriate,
but the last name Man might be even more appropriate.
Just saying.
What's in the book?
What have you, what's it about?
What's the subject matter?
Let me let me read all the people like she grew up with in her neighborhood. Oh, no, this is Helga. This is the
the other one I
Mean everyone gets depressed is the name of the first chapter
Finding Helga my family confronted me yesterday. They found Helga on Facebook. One of my son's friends told him about it. They told me to take it down. I refused. They still don't understand.
They talk of scandal. They talk of Bible belt retribution toward my daughter and her work
as a school administrator. All right. Well, this is going to be fun.
This is going to be a fun read.
Apparently, you're accidentally doxing him just reading her book. She
shout outs here from Lisa.
I've got another person I would like to say hello to today.
Bridget Brigham Lambros.
She's married to a guy named Ron Lambros. He is a preacher there in the Atlanta area.
She is just the most beautiful person I've ever met.
She grew up with me in my neighborhood.
And-
It's like romper room for older transgender ladies.
I've seen all these people that I'm just,
I go, wow, I can't believe it.
It's almost like Lisa just discovered classmates.com.
Like she clicked a banner ad
or maybe she just got on Facebook or something
She's like, did you know there's people from high school that I just got touched with?
Okay, cool
It's fun
Try he accepted my friend request today Betty didn't Betty's a bitch
But her husband's
alright. Her husband, Steven
though, I used to like Steven.
We would get lunch. Yeah, it's
too much. He works at Panera
Bread. No, Ray, you're watching
this and you're thinking like,
okay, this is all just fun
anecdotes. They're just
recounting the days of their
lives. No, there's serious
things going on here. There's
serious issues that they're dealing with. They're not only
elderly trans women, but they're also
addicted to weed and
Their house is getting foreclosed on so there's a lot going on
Poor Lisa's out of weed
Now it looks like I got to get some more weed. Yeah, you gotta get some more weed. I gotta go. I gotta go to the bank and grovel again today because the loan officer wasn't there.
So I gotta go to the bank and grovel.
I need, I need money to keep the house neglecting my taxes to keep my son operational.
And yeah, it's getting real right now.
Now, I'm like, oh, I'm going to go to the bank and grovel again today.
I'm going to go to the a, I'm going to have to do a, I'm going to have to do a, I'm going
to have to do a, I'm going to have to do a, I'm going to have to do a, I'm going to have
to do a, I'm going to have to do a, I'm going to have to do a, I'm going to have to do a,
I'm going to have to do a, I'm going to have to do a, I'm going to have to do a, I'm going
to have to do a, I'm going to have to do a, I'm going to have to do a, I'm going to have So you gotta borrow the money.
You gotta borrow the money.
Pay the entire note off.
Yeah, I got to, I figured I'd do it on a four year term and stop giving Tommy money and
then he'll get his head out of his ass and get a job, get a better job.
What's crazy to me is that, um, Helga here is 78 years old.
Right.
Hogue is looking for a bank loan so that she could keep her house.
I don't know that.
What kind of collateral do you have?
What are we talking about here? Because that typewriter.
Yeah. Does that help?
How long is this load period that we're talking about here?
So I'm worried about this whole situation.
To be honest, could be the last episode.
Oh, gosh. Well well or maybe it'll
be fun maybe they'll be in a tent next time they'll just be like hey so we're
camping for the rest of our lives and here's our show I'd be fine but well it
sounds like they got family just talking about this deadbeat Todd who's this
deadbeat Todd well that's Helga's son and what happens Helga owned this
landscaping company and Helga's son worked And what happened is Helga owned this landscaping company and Helga's son worked
for that company under the table for 20 years. So now that the company is dissolved, he can't
find work because he can't prove he worked anywhere. So his resume sucks.
That'll do it. Yeah, yeah, that'll do it.
Which I don't even know if that's true. I don't know. Maybe this is true. I'm just telling
you and they've reported back to me. But I don't know if that's true. I don't know, maybe this is true. I'm just telling you what I've reported back to me. But I don't know if that's true because I would think
that if you did something, you would just put on your
resume and then they're like, can we verify this
with the state?
Like, are you going to?
Like, what do you mean verify with the state?
Who cares?
Yeah, or you just put down your reference,
sure the owner of the company, which would be Helga here.
Yeah.
And be like, yeah, he worked for me.
He did this, this, that and a here. Yeah. And be like, yeah,
he worked for me. He did this,
this, that, and a third. Yeah,
I mean, I'd be pretty.
Honestly, right. If I could do
it all over again and I know
that you have an MBA and I'm
proud of you. Yes. You you want
it? Well, this is what I was
gonna say. If I could, if I
could do it over again, I got
my bachelor's degree in
marketing. I spent four years
at college and then I went out in the real
world and got a job. I should
have just waited 4 years and
then wrote down on my resume BS
marketing and no one would have
questioned it. No one would
have called the university to
find out if I went there or not.
I learned nothing. It was a
waste of money and I've realized
now that you can lie on everyone
lies on resumes. I mean, why not? What are you doing if you're not?
Worst thing that happens is they go,
oh, this isn't true, and then you don't get the interview.
Right.
Which you probably won't get the interview anyway.
Yeah, I think about it.
No one actually called, at least to my knowledge,
called my colleges.
I mean, they might have just had a curiosity.
This guy got a fucking MBA, are you kidding me?
Yeah, after I was there. They're all gathered around the speaker phone, they're like, all got a fucking MBA you kidding me
Speaker fold like alright, so do you have a record of a raid to be a raven to veto? They're like yes like
Shit, I lost a bat. Okay
Like four years after I worked there anyways
Didn't have this. He just no fucking way, this guy, got an advanced degree. He didn't have this. All right, I have one more clip for you
because this is going back to their political talk
and they've been reporting a lot about the Trump trial
that's been going on.
And I have to give Lisa Boswell
all of the credit in the world.
Lisa hates Donald Trump, as I mentioned,
thinks that Donald Trump is the next Hitler.
They've said that once he gets elected
or if he gets elected,
he's gonna round up all the brown people,
put them into concentration camps,
like all this crazy shit.
So I wouldn't think they'd have any sympathy
for Donald Trump at all, but listen to this.
Change of heart?
I don't, you know something, I dislike him,
but that's my own personal opinion.
I dislike him, but I don't want him to go to jail because I've been to prison and I
know what that feels like.
Yeah, jail's no fun.
That's no fun.
Even the country club, even the country club, Lane County jail in Eugene, Oregon, which
was, it wasn't, but that that was yeah, that was vacation
Subscribe to our YouTube channel
On the website and buy the books I need the money
If I knew I was gonna go to jail I'll be
Suddenly, I'll be transgender. I'll go to a woman's prison instead. A lot of people do that.
A lot of people do that. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Why would you not at
that point? You know what I do
identify it's hard to get away
with right. It's not as easy as
it sounds obviously. Yeah. Well,
don't you think that the women's
prison would be over populated
overloaded if that were the
case? Yeah. Well, how about I just don't go to prison? How about I just don't break the law and go to prison? No no no you'll go to
prison for all those heinous crimes you committed but I think you actually could
pass as a trans woman right so you got that going for you so that's good news.
Yeah man then uh what I now I feel depressed what hell this situation is
she gonna keep the house? This is how they keep you guessing you got to come back next week and see you know if they're still there
I feel bad right because I haven't played you since we've been covering them and they're getting all these viewers and stuff
They've been a lot more upbeat. They've been very excited about it very positive. So we're doing good things
They're feeling good about things. I don't know if they're gonna getting foreclosed on or not. I'm worried about it, too
Don't worry. I'm also worried about it, but I just thought that was really sweet of Lisa
to even think that way where it's like, you know, Donald Trump is a giant piece of garbage and I
Think he's probably the worst thing possible for this country, but I don't go to jail jail sucks
Okay, tell you why okay, I tell you why Lisa spent a lot of time in prison?
Yeah, yeah.
Lisa, back when Lisa was Robert Boswell, went around breaking into people's homes, over
20 homes, stealing the panties out of the dressers and then jerking off with the panties.
Wow.
Now she talks about all this? Yes. Well, no, she does about jail. and then jerking off with the
Yeah, it's pretty exciting. We try to check out two tickets to paradise
A lot of good hits on there, but uh, so lisa she's my little baby
You can't stop from singing Anyone who has on the bingo board go ahead and pop that one down right?
Singing songs. I forgot where I was talking about but something about I'm sorry
No, what going to precess or a present for panties playing drums with any money that also puts in the slammer
There's a lot going on all right speaking of great music Now I covered this, I did a special mini-sode yesterday and I covered some of the stuff
that Stuttering John has been up to, but he did an episode after that last night and
John starts off. He's talking all about me and
He's talking about Kevin Brennan. He's very upset with Kevin Brennan now
I don't know what you know about John's feelings for Kevin, but he's in love John wants Kevin's approval even more than you do
It's fucking crazy. It's weird to watch a man pine over another man's approval even more than you do. It's fucking crazy.
It's weird to watch a man pine over another man's approval as much as John
does with KB. It's not healthy in any single way,
but John is feeling emboldened, empowered.
He thinks that he's winning. I'm sure you've seen these, uh,
I don't know what Twitter account it is,
but someone's going through and actually
calculating all the super chats that come in on all these shows and then posting.
I saw that, yeah.
Who's winning and who's getting the most super chats for each episode and stuff like that.
So some people are following that very closely and John's one of those people.
By the way, do you give a shit?
I could care less what people's numbers are.
No, that's why I don't talk about it.
It's amazing. You'll know what I care about when I don't care. No, that's why I don't talk about it. It's amazing.
You'll know what I care about when I don't care about
because if it's something I don't care about,
I don't talk about it and I don't care
how much money people make in super chats.
It doesn't affect me in any single way.
But anyway, John's excited about it.
I've been beating Kevin Brandon's numbers consecutively.
Consecutively.
I think he'd be, okay, so you picked up on that too. He'd be ready to beat us like, no, I think okay. So, you picked up on that too. Even Ray DeVito is like, no, I
think you mean consistently dummy not consecutively but
okay, let's I don't want to make it two days in a row. I
don't want to nitpick. Let's let's see what he has to say.
Now, why? It's a few reasons. The first being I'm way more
charismatic. I'm a way better broadcast than he is.
Well, so far I'm on John's side.
I don't know what you're doing.
It's crazy that John thinks he's a good broadcaster.
It's so weird to me because, okay, you could just watch their shows
and John's like I make more money than Kevin does consecutively,
whatever that means, but all of the super chats that John reads, John has like four people make more money than Kevin does consecutively, whatever that means.
But all of the super chats that John reads, John has like four people who are on his side
that are super chatting him and then 30 people who just give him super chats to insult him.
So the fact that John gets it there and be like, well, I mean, the reason why I'm doing
better is because I'm just a better broadcaster.
It's like, no, no, you just have way more haters who just want you to read their insults.
I do not know that.
It's pretty obvious to everyone by the way
I'm gonna get a text from John now that I've done this podcast. Why are you?
Why you trash?
Time you were on John's show he was holding you captive that was so ridiculous
You look like a hostage on that show. He wasn't even interviewing you or having a conversation
He was just yelling at you and reprimanding you
See young person the time I felt bad for John though
I did I did see the clip where he thought Levi was gone from the Shuli Network
And he's just like grinning like he just won the the Super Bowl
Yeah, and to see the big reveal and but and like I literally felt bad. I wanted to hug him
the big reveal and like I literally felt bad. I wanted to hug him. He was like, he was that that was so funny. He was like just watching your like your dad leave and never come back
and hurt. I don't know. I just felt bad. I just wanted to give the guy a hug. So the
thing about John, the reason why you can't feel bad for him, and I've gone through those
phases as well. The reason why you can't feel bad for him is because he's got this weird
personality disorder where he just changes the reality in his head and
then makes it okay again. So as soon as it was revealed that that was all work
and Bob was never leaving the Shulie Network, John decided, oh no, actually
there was a behind-the-scenes discussion and Bob was ready to leave and then
Shulie had a double his income. He just made up all this shit that never
happened and just sounded like it was fat and Then he felt better about himself again. I actually
Kevin did the same thing when that all that whole thing went down. But what's crazy is
that John goes on to explain the reason why KB is not good is because he just stares at
the screen or his phone. Something we've documented John doing numerous times. He says, you know,
Kevin can't even manage friendships, which is crazy because John goes on the list.
Bob, Levi Chad, Zuma and Pat Dixon as people that Kevin had
a falling out with all people that John's gonna falling out
with John can't manage friendships at all. You get no
cast or hell sparks already Lang. You could go through a
giant list of people with that. And he also says that Kevin
Brennan is too repetitive. It's unreal to me that someone like Slytherin John
could have that level of self-awareness
where they don't realize that everything
that they're saying Kevin Brennan's doing,
he's doing if not more so.
Yeah, but you can't be in the double verse
if you have self-awareness.
It's never gonna, the mix is never gonna happen.
You can't.
Being in the double.
What are you talking about? It's very possible, it's very possible to do a show and have self-awareness. It's crazy how this works. I
Was nitpicking him when I said, you know, I'm
Consecutively beating Kevin instead of consistently so he probably just misspoke right? Oh wait. Hold on right after that
He says this and I beat him again. I've been beating him two or three times a week consecutively now two or three times a week consecutively.
So they do show seven days a week, both these losers, because that's the only thing they
can do to make money. And he says I beat him two or three times a week, which means he
loses four or five. And that's how he beats him consecutively. Does that make sense to
you? Right? Something he doesn't understand how English works.
Or math.
Consistently is the word.
Yes, that would be the better word.
Even though that would still be wrong.
It'd still be wrong though.
All right.
Consistently makes more sense.
Yes, makes way more sense.
That's why I wrote down in my notes, he means consistently.
Yes, we both picked up on that, I think.
All right, John's got this new hand sore
This is this is crazy right here and his pit stains look at this
Then we get to the lady K his big scam
scam alert scam alert yeah, that's sweat you like that I
I'm a man too, but I can afford air conditioning and antiperspirant like Jen There's ways to avoid having really gross sweaty armpits on your shell
Just turn on the fucking wall unit in your shitty studio apart. So though. He's already regretting. He did that
Like he's like that was not planned at all right now
He's like he's like that was not planned at all right now. I'm like, but yeah Did you see that was more like oh, let me did you see the store on the palm of his hand though?
Don't worry. I got I got a slow-mo and zoomed. I got this for you check this out, buddy
That was like he's jerking off a sandpaper.
I don't know how you get a sore like that on your hand.
How does that happen?
Yeah, that's a weird place.
It's not like lifting weights.
I just got calluses, even though I haven't lifted weights in a while, but they never
really go away, but they're like up there.
They're up there.
And they're not like in the middle.
It's not broken skin, right?
Yeah, no, it's not from
lifting weights. I can guarantee you that, Ram. I've seen John's arms. I recently saw
John's arms when he was singing karaoke. It's not from from lifting weights. All right.
So what's crazy about this is I did a mini-sode yesterday. I went live on YouTube. I put it
out on the stream too. Hopefully people have heard it. I think it was a fun one. I did a solo.
And John was bragging about saving people's lives.
And I commented on that and I said,
huh, has John talked about this before?
And I've been corrected.
Apparently he has talked about this before.
But John now is gonna go on to talk about how heroic he is
and how amazing of a how heroic he is and how amazing
of a person that he is.
Getting closer to Anthony and we were getting like 20, 30 feet of him.
He's like, I'm going down, man.
I can't make it.
I'm swallowing a lot of water.
This story is bullshit.
Okay.
I'm just going to say it.
I'll explain why, but he's describing this rescue mission, him and this other
guy did to save this fat
guy who was out in the ocean or a lake or something and was getting pulled underwater.
First off, if you're drowning and you're swallowing water, you're not going to start saying, I'm
not going to make it guys.
I'm swallowing too much water.
It's not going to happen.
Listen, this is, I'm done for.
Trust me.
I appreciate you trying to come out here
and save me, don't bother.
I'm definitely dying, you know what I mean?
Relax and let me say my last words.
Just literally, let me tell you everyone I love,
everyone that I met in high school,
I'll go through the names like Lisa did.
Yeah, yeah, are you running this down?
John, are you running this down?
I don't want you to forget who I said here, mom, dad.
All right, so, but then listen to John's
reaction to this, how heroic he is when this guy says, don't bother with me, I'm done for.
Listen to Anthony. And we were getting like 20, 30 feet of him. He's like, I'm going down,
man. I can't make it. I'm swallowing a lot of water. I'm like, you fucking hold on you motherfucker. You got kids. Yeah. And then we got to him. So I grabbed them. But I couldn't
pull him up because when I he was so fucking fat. Every time I
tried pulling him up the whole fucking boat with a cap size.
So wait, did he save Chad Zumach? I was paying attention
for a second there. The guy's too bad. He's
telling my love. I can't do this. It's only this guy would
be a full station device but
okay, I'll hold him here in my
arms. You paddle back to shore
will take turns. So, Mark would paddle until he got
tired. Then Mark would take my place. And then he would hold
them and I would pound. So does Mark get any credit for saving
the guy too? No, only John. John is the hero in this scenario.
Mark's over here like, what about me? No, John is the hero
in this scenario. We swapped. We got back to shore.
And that, there was helicopters there, and that motherfucker was on his last breath.
But he was alive.
And the ambulance came, took him to West Glen Cove Hospital.
And he spent three to four days, them pumping his stomach, getting all the salt water out of his stomach,
and he lived.
Okay, again, that's not how that works.
You don't think three days to pump the salt water
out of someone's stomach.
It's been three days, hang on, one more day.
We got a little bit more salt water,
we're just trying to get the rest of it.
Thankfully, it's still just sitting in your stomach.
I mean, it could've caused some harm to your system,
but thankfully, it's still just hanging out there.
We're gonna get it. I know it's to your system, but thankfully it's still just hanging out there. We're gonna get it
I know it's been 72 hours, but come on
another 24 hours just to be sure and
He gave me and Marco his
I believe
Yankee tickets behind home plate as
Thank you and Marco. We'd always goof
Yankee tickets behind home plate.
As a thank you and Marco, we'd always goof.
We saved the fucking guy's life and all he does is give us a fucking Yankee ticket. Good joke, John.
All you did was get good Yankee tickets for saving a guy's life.
I guess he should have done more.
Yeah.
What else are you supposed to do?
Do you want my house?
Here's my house.
Yeah.
I mean you did.
You want to fuck my wife?
I'll film it.
What do you want me to do?
I don't understand.
And by the way, the guy told him, listen, I'm done for. Don't even bother. So it's like, why
does he owe you anything? He told you not to. What a fake fucking story. None of that
made any sense. And then John explains two other rescues he did because he was bragging
that he saved. This is the thing that I keyed in on that he's very upset with me about.
I played the clip where John goes, I've saved two or three people from drowning alone, which means he saved multiple lives but two or three
of them were from drowning and I made the point, if I saved
two people from drowning or three people, I would know. I
would never not know that I wouldn't be able to
distinguish like it's been two or three. I don't know. I'm in
my 50s. Who knows? Was he a lifeguard ever? Was he actually
a lifeguard? He's seen coming off the chair like David Hasselhoff
He described or him being a lifeguard because Joe Biden went Howard Stern and said he said he saved six people's lives from being a lifeguard
And I thought that was crazy, but John's not even a lifeguard and listen these other two
Amazing drowning everywhere. He goes
I'm just not going on a boat with John if this is the case.
Like, I just assume I'm gonna drown.
Another time, in the wave pool at Action Park, Class Action Park, an old man was drowning.
And he looked at me and he said, I'm not gonna make it.
Now, I was a very good swimmer.
I was, uh.
Yeah, it's the same fucking scenario as the last one.
The guy's just like, yeah, don't worry. I'm uh. It's the same **** scenario as
the last one. The guy's just
like, yeah, don't worry. I'm
I'm not going to make it. You
go on without me. Have a good
day at the park. Tell her
there's nothing you can do for
it. There's nothing you can do
to help me. Very good swimmer.
I was uh up to junior lifeguard
to junior lifeguard and I grabbed them. Put them like I'm like, I'm a junior. I knew
and had a dream about him being a hero in that scenario. And now it's just like, yeah, I remember that.
It's real. It really happened to me.
That was two. And the other one was at Tobe Beach,
where I noticed a friend of mine was not handling the waves
and he was drowning and I went out to save him.
Okay, so he knows all three specifically.
And two of the three, the guy's just like,
John, don't even bother. I'm not going to make it it it's not happening for me today I've done all I could I'm
giving up on life this is it just leave me in the ocean it's crazy so Nero
Da Vinci says I've been a fireman for 20 years you know what I don't do brag
about how many people I have saved because it's cringe yes it's not a not a good look, John, to go around bragging about saving people's lives.
It's really fucking weird.
But John claims he doesn't need pats on the back.
And Ray, this clip I'm about to play for you.
If John only sees one part of this breakdown video that we're doing, I want him to see
this part because it truly demonstrates how stupid John is and the reason why the whole dabble verse exists
in the first place. I don't want awards. I don't want pats on the back. It's just in
my nature. So I received so many letters, even when I was a school teacher. I've posted those, all the great, you know, thank you, Mr. Mons, you're my favorite teacher
from parents and students alike.
This is how dumb John is.
John goes, I don't need pets on the back.
I don't need awards to be sent to me.
I've gotten letters from parents and students telling me how great I am, and I post them
on the internet to show everyone how great I am and to prove that I've done good things for people.
John, you forwarded a fake email that came into you talking about how you
changed the stutterer's life in England and how amazing it was. John decided to
forward it to his ex-wife and children. Think about that. The very thing
you're denying, you said you did immediately after that. I don't care about recognition.
I'm not doing this for people to tell me how great I am, but I most certainly forward things
that people tell me I'm great to my family and I certainly post them on Twitter so people
can praise me and tell me how great I am. I mean he's got my email. He didn't forward me that email.
I feel left out.
I wanted to see.
Probably want to spam.
Probably want to spam.
Come on.
John, I know you better than you know you at this point.
You have to realize that.
You're a fucking idiot.
I actually I want to thank at vitamin underscore dealer alien melander on Twitter because he found an audio file of John talking about this heroic
rescue the first one from 2018 on his podcast listen to this shit by the way John sounds
completely different this is from six years ago John sounds like a different human being
the guy was going down for the count swallowed so much saltwater that when we got him to
the hospital the doc said he was within within minutes of dying but Marco and I saved him and I
held them and the guys are fat fuck so I'm holding him on the side of the boat
and Marco's paddling and then Marco's holding him on the side of the boat
we're taking turns and I'm paddling finally the helicopters came and we saved
this you know motherfuckers life and turns and I'm paddling. Finally, the helicopters came and we saved this, you know, motherfuckers life. And Marco and I would laugh. We didn't
get anything out of it. The guy didn't even buy us dinner. The fucking cheap fat fuck.
But we did save his life. But now Ray, is that telling it all? That both time John tells
the story, he talks about what he got out of it in return. Not the fact that I just,
I'm happy that I saved someone's life. The guy had kids. I'm really happy that I was heroic in that moment. You
never know how you're going to respond to something like that. Instead, both times John
goes, oh, we got was Yankee tickets. He didn't even buy us dinner. That's his takeaway from
these events.
Yeah. I, uh, I got in a car accident. I was in the ER. I didn't send anything to the doctors
that were there. I didn't know
it was supposed to. Like, hey. Like. You didn't even buy them dinner, Ray? No, I don't even
know the guys. You were in a horrible accident. You could have died. I don't even know the
names. Yeah. And you didn't even buy these people. What about the nurses? I'm sure you
got them some kind of gift. No, I didn't even. Like a rock bottom sticker or something from
the podcast. Nothing? No idea who the hell they even were
I think back and no idea John is such a fucking asshole
And he doesn't even realize it and I brought up the fact that he got this email and everyone told him
It sounded like it was written by AI was totally fake. It was just like John. You're an inspiration
I had a stutter
I said I learned about you and I've been following you and you've changed my life and all this on and on and on. It's just so horse shit.
But John believed it because he wants to believe that he's a great person. And he talks about
how he forwarded that email to his family.
Initially, I mean, I did, I did forward it to my kids and I forward a lot of those to
my kids and my ex-wife because you know, I want them to know that their dad is doing, you know, is doing good things for people.
I don't see why that would be a bad thing.
Go!
So you do because you just brought it up.
There's no one there talking to you or raising their eyebrow at you.
You just recognize the fact you're just like, and why is that crazy?
Just because someone sends me a nice email and I forward it to my ex-wife and say, see,
I'm not that horrible person. Like, no, no judge you don't realize that that's psychotic that you have a personality disorder
That's proof right there that you would do that
Do you would even think to do that and then tell other people that you did that and this is like is that crazy?
I don't think so it is
Yeah, like you work comedy clubs and like you'll get
Sometimes emails back from the book or Billy. Hey great job. Yeah, you know, I love to have you I don't forward that to my family. You're like, I'm gonna get uh sometimes emails back from the book or be like, hey, great
job. Yeah. You know, I'd love
to have you back. I don't
forward that to my family.
Be like, hey, look. You forward
it to me and I'm like, right.
Stop. I get it. You had a good
set last night. It's enough.
Yeah. Congrats. I've never
forwarded out that I did my job
like, hey, here's the forward.
Like, hey, just let you know,
I'm on the up and up over here.
I uh. One thing I don't I don't have to worry about you doing is bragging. I never sit down and watch the rock bottom
podcast. The radio, be like, Oh, what's he going to be bragging about today? You know,
that's never the case. But with Stuttering John, just the opposite, he's constantly bragging
about everything. I had the whole Conroy Arnold story, my book and on Facebook, he backed
the whole thing up. Nobody cares. One of the. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going
to do that. I'm going to do that.
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to do that. I'm going to do that.
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to do that. I'm going to do that.
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to do that. I'm going to do that.
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to do that. I'm going to do that.
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to do that. I'm going to do that.
I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I actually put this video in here so I can just hit it anytime.
She's the greatest, but John will just go on and on and brag about shit that John
nobody gives a fuck about. So this is the big breaking news that we have to get into on the show today. John claims that producer Chris sent him an email
Okay, and John is not happy with
Producer Chris
By the way, I've told John this before if people reach out to him assume. It's a troll. Yeah, everyone's told
Just assume it's a troll everyone assume. It's not real. You know easiness of fake a email address
It's the easiest thing in the world
It's harder to come up with a real name on an email address because they're all taken.
But John's such a fucking idiot.
So this is why people hate John and I'll play the clip and then I'll respond.
So Lady K asks this producer Chris, and I want you guys, I want to find producer Chris's
last name. If any of you can get me producer Chris, Lady K's producer Chris's last name, please do.
Why?
Because I'm going to do a deep dive on this guy.
Just like I did moonhead.
And just like I did everybody else.
That's how I found that of all Bob Levy's DUIs.
So please, if you know producer Chris's last name,
let me know.
What a fucking asshole.
This is John's reaction to anything.
He's just like, all right, well then I want to try
to ruin his life.
Give me his information and I'll send it to my PI
and we'll ruin the guy's life.
That's my goal right here.
Yeah, do you also let your kids and wife, you
know, do this too? Oh yeah, that's a good question. Did you
pull this clip from the podcast and said, hey, look at this is
me trying to out some guy for doing something he didn't even
do. Okay. So, producer Chris isn't here today and he's
dealing with some family stuff and I have to tell you and I'm
going to help you out here. John will give you some
information. You want some personal information about
producer Chris? I got it for you and I'm gonna help you out here John I'll give you some information you want some personal information about producer Chris I got it for you
because I actually convinced producer Chris to allow me to talk about this on
the show he didn't want to he's a very proud guy very private guy but Chris's
daughter Brianna has breast cancer she's she's young and she has breast cancer
and she actually had surgery today to remove it and I'm happy to report back that it was very successful and she's
resting well in the hospital right now and so if you'd like to help producer
Chris I know people love producer Chris we all love Chris if you want to help
him out I actually there is a go fund me because his daughter Brie is a server and
a bartender she's gonna miss a lot of work. It's just a
Thankfully, she has insurance but just to make ends meet she could definitely use some money to pay the bills and everything
So I created a link to Breeze go fund me producer Chris.com
Go to producer Chris.com and then John go on there. You can learn about Chris's daughter's name and her breast cancer. I know you love making cancer jokes
I'm sure you'll have a field day with this
I bet it'll be a laugh riot John and
Honestly when I talked to Chris last night and I said I really want to let people know about this
I think people are gonna want to help you out and I was surprised to hear him say okay
You know, I'll let you do that
I didn't think he would want to do that and I'm glad he did but that's before I even
Hurt is before actually this even happened where John is out there going. I want to ruin Chris's life like oh, okay
Well, you're a piece of shit John you're garbage human and you need to know that and also whoever did what to him
It wasn't producer Chris. It's obviously someone trolling him saying it's producer Chris like so that's correct. That's insane, too
It's like assume it's a troll dude. Yeah, so so let's get into this because this is why
John wants to ruin Chris's life now, so I get an email today from the city of producer Chris and he goes
Haha, we win
You lose
That Carl said your narcissism would force you to read this and it was just
a scam on you to prove that you would do it.
This is the big, this is the big Lady K scam.
No, John, you're a fucking retard. Trust me. If you got an email from producer Chris, you'd know his last name.
His email address isn't producer Chris.
Okay?
The guy's a real person.
He came on my show, he's my friend, he plays bass in the Isis Delps.
He came on my show, we called him producer Chris.
That's, you know, we have fun over here.
You don't.
So you don't know what the fuck is going on.
That was not an email from producer Chris.
We didn't set up that email to get get you we don't give a fuck about that
We react to your podcast John we react to the shows that you do
We're not fucking with you in real life like you are with us
Very good. That's it like that's his real email every time he logs into his bank account at Chase Bank or its producer Chris
Gmail calm right? It's like
Last name it's like, I wanna know producer Chris's last name it's like, it's Chris!
his first since producer
what about this, you don't understand, look him up, google it
you'll figure it out
so this idiot goes, alright
someone give me producer Chris's last name
I'm gonna really dig into this guy
because he sent me an email, he didn't
and how are you that stupid, how do you still not know
that this is not
oh, in fact,
since I'm, I have this link, this is again, that vitamin dealer guy posted
this. I think this is from the same episode. You're an idiot. So this is him
yelling at his ex mod, Andrea Brower. And listen to what he says here. This is
the same episode where John says he got an email from producer Chris and now it's he's declaring war.
Andrew Brower, you're an idiot. Are you? She comes into my chat yesterday and claiming that I'm emailing her.
Andrea, you're being duped. I'm not emailing you. I don't email you you are blocked You are being duped like a lot of people get duped look at the email they add
If I wrote this shit so it'll be like Carlos is lazy writing no one is this stupid
It's like when you watch those movies with the one-dimensional character and you go
Well, no one's all good or all evil or all this or all that. I mean, you might be a
simpleton, right? So, you're maybe maybe break the rules but
what I'm saying is no one would believe this as a storyline.
The John goes out there gets duped by someone pretending to
be producer Chris in an email and later yells at Andrew
Brower for not knowing the people can obviously create
email addresses that aren't them. And also, I do like,
isn't he calling himself now the Duke of the dabble verse
So he's like, I'm not the Duke. This is your king Duke
No, I know I know but it's always like I'm do
Number to my email address. They change it, but it looks like me but you're too
**** stupid to know that it's
not me. Who's stupid? I
suggest you either get a brain
or stop and and stop the false
accusations. I want nothing to
do with you. Hey, John. This is
a horrible comeback but I'm
going to tell it to you. I
suggest you get a brain and stop the false allegations. Is this the same?
This is the exact same show.
Yes.
This is literally just minutes in between.
Right.
I can't make this.
I'm telling you.
It's not like that I'm creating these videos.
I'm not Vince the lawyer.
I'm not like changing what actually happened.
This is all real.
This is crazy.
You need to get a brain.
Maybe I give them a little bit of a pass if
it happened to be two different
shows. Yeah. This is literally
what they're maybe for God.
Yeah, right. Or stop and stop
the false accusations. I want
nothing to do with you. I am
not DMing you. Shut the **** up.
You're starting to irritate me.
Calls. Yeah. So, uh just so you know, Jen, producer Chris, who's a good friend of mine, also wants nothing
to do with you. He would never reach out to you to communicate with you directly. There's no reason
for anyone at WTP to talk to you directly. We don't like you. You're an unlikable asshole.
Also say, ha ha, got you. Boom. Yes, because that's how producer Chris talks.
You've seen him on the part.
That's clearly his dialogue.
Okay, thank you for bringing that up, Ray,
because I forget that these people are so stupid,
him and Chad Zumach, these people think that they're
winning and they're getting over,
and this is in my W column,
and you know, John was saying on this show
that Carl will never get a W on me.
We're not trying to get Ws,
we're not measuring things like that.
We're doing a fun show. We, we host a show.
So the idea of the producer Chris would be like, yeah. So I emailed John last night.
I don't know that we duped them like that would never even enter into the realm of
possibilities. That what we do on this. We don't give a fuck.
It's not the point of the show at all. Fucking moron.
I don't care if you watch the show. I don't care if you know what we're doing.
There was a time when you didn't.
It was fine.
We had a good time.
Opie doesn't ever talks about our show.
We love goofing on Opie.
You don't have to fucking respond.
We don't give a shit.
Fucking narcissistic asshole.
But this is it.
Oh, actually that leads probably into my next clip here.
So producer Chris emails me this and I go no dude. You lose I
win. I said let me just say something. I got tons of these
emails just like this text and letters that are very similar
to the one you sent me and so this is the winner now. He's
explaining that he's the winner. He is literally talking
about an email exchange between
him and a fake producer Chris that went back and forth where he had to explain that he was winning
and that we were losing. It's like, John, this is how pathetic you are. None of this was happening
in real life and yet you felt the need to not only report on it and out yourself as a fucking
blithering moron. And this is also at the exact same time his daughter is undergoing surgery and all this
other stuff but no, his focus is emailing, haha got you.
Never mind his daughter's in the hospital.
Dude, it's so insane.
My heart goes out to Chris and Bree and their family.
Chris hasn't been himself the last month or two. It's been tough, man. It's a really hard thing to go
through. And the fact that he still shows up to work every fucking day and
we still do our thing and we joke and we laugh and he's at every band
practice. It's a testament to just his fortitude, his ability to persevere and
push through it. And the fact that John thinks that we're petty assholes or
emailing him about, we got a W on you. It fact that John thinks that we're petty assholes or emailing him about we got a W
on you. It's like no, we're actually living real lives, John.
We don't live in the dabble verse. We dabble in the dabble
verse. We're not living in it. You're living in it. You're
pathetic. It's really fucking bad. All right, I just have one
more clip because again, this guy at vitamin underscore
dealer posted this he found an old clip from Stuttering John's clip because again This guy at vitamin underscore dealer
posted this he found an old clip from stuttering John's old podcast and
Ray, I don't know if you know about
John and I have been going back and forth about guitar playing
Yeah, John for some reason thinks that he's a deezer guitarist and he's not so he brags about that to me
But this is crazy because this is what he was talking about
before he was talking about how he's the greatest guitarist
of all time.
So you know, so that's, but then we got to Jam.
I thought I did a pretty good job.
You did a great job, man.
We put the video on Twitter, did good.
Yeah, I did My Generation, I did Roadhouse Blues.
Although the guy gives me this guitar, this guy Adrian,
he's I think from House or whatever,
and he gives me the guitar, and his distortion box doesn't work.
I haven't practiced in so long, I can't play without a distortion box.
I mean, you know, all my mistakes, you'll freaking hear.
So I'm trying to fucking get through it.
And you know, I just told the other guy, you play the lead because there's no way it's
way too clean.
I can't play that way.
I'm not that good.
Oh, he's not good enough to play a clean guitar correctly.
He needs distortion to try to mask his mistakes on guitar.
That's weird because I play clean guitar all the time with the Isotel.
So if you want to go to our YouTube page, I just posted a bunch of videos
that we did from last week.
We were playing live at the radio station here in Rochester.
But John, you've been outed.
You're not very good at guitar.
You admitted it. Whoops sorry sorry. Fucking loser. Before we get out of here can I get uh so what's
going on with you and um if you want to talk if you don't but I saw the video of you and Aaron
going back and forth that real thing or is that just a uh steel toe? Oh we definitely talk about
that so we weren't going back and forth Aaron and I I
Don't know what video you saw them. So I think that's our clip. I I think I want to say was misery loves clips It's a clip of okay. I haven't seen that so I
Said something that Aaron commenting on it. Okay. Okay, cool. Yeah, I haven't seen Aaron show from today
So I don't know what his response was
But yeah, I did a show yesterday. I went live. I don't normally go live on Tuesdays
but I decided to go on and talk about Aaron from steel tail because
everyone's talking about the fact that he came out and announced that him and April are getting a divorce and
Just six weeks ago. She was on the show and now six weeks later
We're getting a divorce and all happened very quickly and of course
And now six weeks later, we're getting a divorce and all happened very quickly. And of course the trolls and the zoo mocks and everyone was rooting for this and hoping for this
and pushing for this. Why root for it? Right. So might like this is just let people's lives happen.
Like if they want a divorce and it's amulet, who cares? This isn't like, yeah, they're like,
it doesn't do anything for you. And yeah, no, I literally said on the show yesterday that,
you know, I played the clip where Chad
is like taking the W for this.
It's like, well, how is that a win for you?
It doesn't, does nothing for,
you're not gonna get more viewers to your show.
No one cares.
So my whole take on it was, and it's weird
because I believe there's people out there,
and again, I haven't checked.
I should have, I didn't have time today.
But there's people saying that,
oh, Carl's now jumped on the
steel toe bandwagon and you know he was defending the guy
and now he's supporting him. Listen to the show. I did.
It's that's not what I did at all. You gotta listen to the
content before you just respond and react to it. What I said
was I think this is a work and the reason why I say that is
because I watched what happened when Suthering John
and Kevin Brennan were rooting for Bob Levy to leave the Shuley network.
They wanted it so badly.
And they were reporting every day false information.
Bob's done.
He's leaving.
He's not getting paid enough.
He doesn't like Shuley.
And Bob took some time off because his wife was recovering from some type of procedure.
And they note that like Bob's going to be off for a few days. So then everyone's speculating, oh he's definitely off the show, it's done. So Bob saw this
and he went, oh what if I just like put out a tweet or two and do a show where I act like I'm fed up
and I want more money. So he did that just to troll everyone and they all took the bait and they all
came on and did their victory lap and like you, you were watching it when all of a sudden Bob shows up on uncle Rico and John's
watching it live. He's just like, Oh, fuck I've been, I've been had. So my whole thought
was why wouldn't Aaron and April, if they're still together, why wouldn't they stage a
similar type of scheme where you get everyone talking about you, all the eyeballs are on
you. Everyone's taking victory laps. And then let's say next week on Monday morning
There's april sitting next to erin. He's just like yeah, no, we never got a divorce. You guys are fucking retards
Well, why would you fall for that? You guys just wanted it and I told melton this I I called the melton show yesterday
I go
I think sometimes you're flying too close to the flame on this
And you can't really see what's going on the big picture on things because he is a big cheerleader for this to be happening in real life. Now
Melton and I have had conversations since then. I'm probably full of shit. I'm probably
completely wrong, but that was my take on it. That's what I wanted to say. So I didn't
see anyone else saying that though. Am I the only one that doesn't fall for works? Like
when Joey C got his heart, I was the only one that thought he had a heart attack. It was in the hospital and was actually concerned right like I think
That's not telling you I'm also not falling for this work. So when I was messaging with Patrick today, no
No, I'm the one that fell for like I didn't know all the work. I
Like I was like I'm the only one genuinely concerned for the guy being like the guys in the hospital I hope he's okay
That's what I would have what a piece of shit. He's going to the hospital
I'm like does anyone have a fucking soul to be like maybe this is serious
There's certain people when they say something I tend to believe them
And there's some people who I don't know.
The latest with Joey C is interesting because Joey C was raising all this
money to come to hack a mania, hack a mania.com promo code WTP for 20% off your
tickets, May 31st to June 2nd. And so I gave him money to go to Vegas.
A lot of people did to key was promoting it.
A lot of people gave Joey C money so that he could be in Vegas.
And Joey C reached out to me. He's like, I want to be part of the show. I'm like, all right, gave Joey C money so that he could be in Vegas and
and Joey C reached out to me.
He's like, I want to be part of
the show. I'm like, alright,
yeah, we'll see what we can do.
So, apparently, it's been
reported that Joey C has been
seen in local casinos in
Florida quite a bit and there's
speculation that he's given the
money that he raised in order
to travel to Vegas. Now, I
think Joey C denies that. I
don't know if it's true or not. It's fun to speculate on though.
So we'll see if he's in Vegas or not.
That's one of the storylines leading up to Hackamania.
He texted me this morning saying he's going to Vegas.
That's his official stance that he is coming to Vegas.
I haven't heard from him in a little while, but I don't know.
If things go well at the roulette table tonight, people will be in Vegas.
I got a 48.5% chance that I'll be in Vegas with you, Ray.
I just bet on black is all I'm going to tell you.
So it should be good.
Yeah, it's nuts.
So anyway.
I'm a fucking idiot.
Anyway, I haven't caught up on everything
that I did since that bonus episode.
Not everyone agrees with me, obviously.
I've gotten a lot of notes from people saying,
I agree it's probably a work.
A lot of people think that it's too elaborate
for Aaron and April to pull off
because this has been going on for weeks.
Right, right.
I don't know.
So we'll see, we'll see what happens.
It'll be interesting to see what happens.
The cat would have been out of the bag like two weeks ago
for it to be going on for six weeks.
You know what I mean?
I mean, everyone's like, okay, here comes a payoff,
and now it's five months later.
Now that she's coming back right around the corner. Don't be here. Well, and I did say this on the show yesterday
I do believe that April left the show because it was getting to be too much
I do think that she was getting hammered so much
She's just like I don't need this in my life and I'm leaving but it doesn't mean they got a divorce right away
It doesn't mean she just left them. It could have been that she left the show and then people were speculating, oh, I don't, Aaron's not
talking about stuff with April. He's going out with his friends, dude, singing karaoke. And then
it's like it really easy for them to create this thing. Like, Hey, you know, we can just pretend
that we got a divorce and everyone's going to jump all over it. And then, you know, they'll get their
W or whatever. I don't know. We'll see. I mean, I was interested as anyone. I've never been
interested in the steel toe morning show. And I was like, All right, what's
going on? What's the latest update? And apparently, I
didn't watch it again. But Aaron was talking all sorts of
shit about April again on the show today. But he does it in a
way where he goes, I'm not talking about anyone. I'm not
talking about myself. But then he says a bunch of shit. You're
like, Well, okay, I know you're saying I get it. I wish him the
best. We got to we got to play a game before you leave. We have You're like well, okay. I know you're saying I get it. I wish them the best
We got to we got to play a game before you leave. We have a very special game that Cardiff made
Just for you actually which is exciting. Let's see what happens if I do this
Let's get Annie here on the show with us
Annie welcome to the show. All right. Hello. how are you Annie? Have you guys met before?
Only through Discord.
Oh, okay. Annie Ray, Ray Annie.
Annie is one of our review girls, always here on Wednesdays.
And she likes to play
Who Said It With Us?
Now, this is a special Ray DeVito, I was told.
Because Cardiff double checked with me, he goes
Is Ray on the show on Wednesday? Yes.
Okay, here's a special version of who said it for us let's get into it
welcome to who said it the official podcast game on w ATP brought to you by patreon.com
slash card of electric and the card of electric YouTube channel. Subscribe today.
Okay.
Carl and cohost who said it?
Our first entry, who said it?
There's a murderer that keeps knocking on the door of my apartment.
Who said it okay some murder accused knocking the door of my apartment now our choices are they're up
on the screen there Chad sumac Opie Ray DeVito Kevin Brennan sorry John Tommy T
or Tom Myers our choices based on raise reaction I'm gonna say Ray DeVito is the
one who said that Ray what do you what do you who on Ray's reaction. I'm going to say Ray DeVito is the one who said that
Ray, what do you what do you who do you think said that?
I'm gonna say it's me. Okay, Annie. What do you think?
I'm gonna also go with Ray and just assume that they're all right. Okay. Well, let's find out
Curtis usually more clever than that. Let's see what he does here one
two
three what he does here. One, two, three. Going through my history, they could have cared less about the other guy.
All they cared about was me and like what's, and as I anyways,
there's a murderer that keeps knocking on the door of my apartment building.
What they're looking with you, they're looking, they already know he's a murderer.
They're making sure that you're not part of this because you're just coming into
the police thing going hey
You know that's what they're thinking our next entry all right, so we all got a point there any
I don't have producer Chris here to keep score. Could you keep score for us?
It might be yes. I got it. Okay. It might be easy for us. That's it deep down
That's from a long time ago that episode, but yeah hard to find some some deep poles on this case
I had a roommate that murdered his mom
Then came back to the apartment Wow
We'll save that story for another day. Yes, let's see what's next year
Everyone should just move to wherever LeBron moves to
Who said it okay?
Cleveland reference, I'm gonna guess it's either Chad or Ray.
I'm gonna go with Ray just because I think no, you know what?
Fuck it.
I'm going with Chad.
I think it's Chad Zimak.
Ray, what do you think?
I'm going to say Chad because when it comes to LeBron, it's
like it's only rude for him if it's in Cleveland.
Any other team he can go eat a dick, but LeBron also moved to Florida, which I would say that Chad did as well
What do you think Annie?
Jumping I'm Chad. Yeah me too. Yeah, I think it's Tom Myers, but I'm still going with right
One two three weird one. Let's find out. 123.
I don't know how you guys I don't know how you guys survive
in Cleveland. I just don't I don't know. I don't know how
anyone I don't know how everyone just doesn't move.
Everyone wants you to just move wherever LeBron goes to
the whole city.
Cleveland goes to LA.
I mean,
your man way better judge. He's got way better judgment than you guys.
Like leave Cleveland sucks.
Not anymore.
I'm here.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I was shocked.
I mean, all the Cleveland jokes.
And then when I went there, I was like, Cleveland's a dumb.
Why?
Because we didn't have a homestead in with the gym.
So the answer was Kevin Brennan on that one.
That was nice. I get to misdirect on all of us.
Congrats, Cardiff. He has with that one.
So it's kind of right.
Yeah, Cardiff gets the point on that one.
Our next entry.
It's always like a picture of a Simpsons character.
Who said it?
It's always like a picture of a simpsons character i'm
gonna go with ray to veto on this and what do you think ray i'm going to say
me because it sounds dumb okay and i'm sticking with ray all right let's see One, two, three.
Cleveland Indians baseball player who's an Asian dude and we lost a game.
He hit a guy running the second base with the baseball game winning run scores and he's
like people are saying mean shit to him on the internet and that was like a big news
stories in Cleveland and it's like dude I get killed on the internet people point out. I'm Italian telling me to go kill myself
That's not it just happened to be like that's what the news stories was
Where I mean, it's it's honestly anyone telling and by the way these people that tell you to go kill yourself
It's always not someone with their name attached to it. It's always like a picture of like a Simpson character
Evil child attached to it. It's always like a picture of like a Simpson character. Evil.
I like that a Simpson character, not Simpson.
Thank you for not killing yourself. Yes. Yeah. Thank you.
People ask me to do it every day. I'm still getting the requests there.
They're still coming.
We know you that you don't have that kind of drive video.
Our next entry
If it's on the floor, I assume it's a dog if it's in the toilet. I
Assume it's human. All right, so this goes against
That what we've been seeing so far with the trend of this game, but that sounds like an opi to me all the way
I gotta guess opi. What do you think Ray?
I'm gonna say since OP's never been on my podcast it uh, it could have been him. I'm gonna say it's me
Okay, Ray guesses himself Annie
I'm going right
Who said it?
one
two
three That was that's human shit my partner told me so of course you like One, two, three.
He probably, that's human shit my partner told me.
So of course you're like, how do you even know
the difference, like I can't tell the difference.
I guess you could, I don't know, I couldn't tell.
But anyways.
One's in the toilet, the other one's on the floor.
If it's on the floor, I assume it's a dog.
If it's in the toilet, I assume it's a human.
But the funny thing is, your body accumulates gases.
Not a bad line, right? I gotta give you that was fun. So that means I now am in second place. You guys both have three points. I have two. Cardiff has one, right? Yep.
God damn it. I should have got along with the program here.
got a lot with the program here.
Our next entry.
If you find out about his past history, are you now going to judge him?
Who said it?
Oh gosh.
Who knows?
Oh, I'm going to say,
I always go first. I always go first.
Right.
I try to give you guys the, uh, the advantage here of hearing my take out at first.
Yeah.
I'm going to go Ray.
It's probably talking to Chad. What do you think right?
I'm going to say
It's me and if it's me it's probably talking about when Deshaun Watson
With I don't I don't need to know. I don't need to know his history. Yes
Actually assaulting women. Yeah, who cares whatever no, no,, I'm saying like no I'm saying I still root for the Brown like I don't that's like if I go to Starbucks
I'm not gonna get I don't need to know the history of every employee at Starbucks
These are hot takes we're gonna watch this all Friday night at hackamania. Hey, what do you think I?
It sounds like something Chad would say but I'm gonna go with your logic. It's right talking to Chad. Okay, here we go
one
two
Three if you go to Starbucks
You don't know what that or you go to some coffee shop you like you don't know that guy's past
No wonder you remember this exact conversation with Mark Norris
Now it's making sense if you find out about his past history, are you now going to judge him?
Like everything you do in life, like everywhere you go, are you going to be like,
all right, I can't shop here anymore because I know it's very strange.
It's a good point. Like, what's this, dudes?
What's this person's past?
Like, what do I got to know?
I got my own shit. I got my own life.
Yeah, about it's in the legal system. Right.
If he did some shitty shit
It's gonna come out. He's gonna pay for it. Yeah, why am I?
I agree. Why do I gotta like pick my lanes like why am I an asshole now because like yeah
I'm still from Cleveland and I'm still a Browns fan. I
Marcus like yeah, no, I got it. Yeah, no, I still get it. Still get it. Gotcha. Now, he had some jokes after that. We we we we
worked on that for a while. You guys are. He's very funny guy.
He's a very funny guy. It's funny you said the same thing
in the past and in the future like whoa, whoa, no, I'm just
I'm just trying to explain this. Hold on. Yeah. It's very
funny. Um I I met Mark Norman and uh I said uh hey Mark uh I
know that you had a couple guys reach out to you tell tell you to come on W ATP dr
Steve's oh, yeah, I love dr. Steve and Ray DeVito he goes. Oh
Really?
Our final entry I don't blame him by the way, Yes. I Raid to veto murdered all those people
Who said it
I'm gonna go Chad on this one. I bet Chad said this what do you think right?
I'm gonna say it. I said that sarcastically okay, Annie I
Think John said it, but I'm still sticking with Ray, okay
one two I think John said it, but I'm still sticking with Ray. Okay one
two
three
That's all for this time
I don't think he confessed anything carniv. Yeah, that's dangerous what you're doing right now. It's dangerous
Yeah, I don't know.
If I said it, obviously I was saying it sarcastically.
Well, obviously.
That's all for this time.
Now you know who said it.
My son the other day goes,
Dad, he's looking at his phone and goes,
Dad, I just looked to see if you're listed
on their famous birthdays.
He goes, you're not.
And he goes, you're not?
He goes, you're not, but your brother is.
Oh!
Then he shows me the picture on his phone of Neil.
He goes, sit, Eugene, sit.
Good dog.
Woof!
Ouch.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. All right, well, Ray, I wanna thank you, sir, Good dog. Out.
Alright, well, Ray, I want to thank you, sir, for coming on the show today. Always a blast chatting with you, looking forward to hanging out with you in Vegas in just a couple of weeks.
That was a two-way tie between me and Ray, by the way.
Oh, thank you. I meant to say that. Thank you.
Yeah. Congratulations to both of you for being winners.
You had three points. We both had four points. Cardiff had one.
Alright, congrats, guys. You played that game very well
Right where can people find you if they want to find more rate of veto?
rock bottom podcast on YouTube
Are my channel free to veto on and use raid devi
Rate of it on Twitter great that to be on Instagram and yeah, thanks for having me man a lot of fun, man Sorry, I know nothing about UFOs. I'm Ray. Uh Ray DeVito on Twitter. Ray.TV on Instagram
and uh yeah, thanks for having
me man. Uh a lot of fun man.
Sorry, I know nothing about
UFOs. I'm not the greatest. It
was it was great. It's an
experiment that we had going
and uh of course, Ray DeVito
will be at Hackamania.
Hackamania.com. Use the promo
code Ray for 20% off your
tickets. Dude, I'm really
looking forward to this. You play poker at all? No, I suck.
All right, so you're not gonna play
the poker tournament on Sunday?
No, if I do anything, I might bet on sports if there's a,
yeah, cause there'll probably be some playoff games going on.
Oh yeah, there'll be NBA and NHL still going on,
so yeah, it's gonna be fun.
All right, buddy, thank you so much for coming on the show
and always appreciate you.
All right, thanks for having me.
I'll see you guys later.
Later. And it's just you and me wow got real quiet. Oh
Hi, god damn as soon as he came out. I go dude. What's going on in the background so loud?
He's like oh, I got this generator running. I'm like you have a generator running was there a tornado with what's going on right now?
I almost said why doesn't he have a noise gate well of course he doesn, he doesn't know what that is. Never mind He wouldn't also he's using a sure 58 which
You don't have to be right up on top of breathe. Anyway, that's not the point. The point is Annie here we are
Ending the show together
Where people find what you're up to? What are you up to these days Annie? Well soon
We're gonna be coming back with what is this game on my channel which you can find on youtube.com slash at w i t g s but we are working on something else and it's
coming out on friday on the yo remember the 90s channel so you can check that out if you're not
subscribed go ahead and look over there the premiere is coming out fr. Nice. The return of yo remember the 90s because everyone was clamoring for it.
Like how is this that out of a wire?
I'm excited to see it come back to life and hopefully it's not just like a one-off
and we can you to do something with the channel.
Very good. People should definitely check that out.
Please.
Oh, you know what? Let me just say real quick again.
I'll just bring it up here producer Chris comm is where you can go to get redirected to
his daughters go fund me if anyone wants to donate to that Breeze gonna be great
like I said procedure today went well everything's looking good she's still
got a battle in front of her so if anyone wants to help donate to that, we definitely appreciate it
producer Chris comm is where you want to go and thanks to Chris for allowing us to to comment on that and
Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once for all who are these podcasts sleep well every bone
every bone in the morning radio
Great show good job. Everybody great job everyone Annie. Do we have any new reviews? He'd like to read for us
No, there is no new reviews, okay, and I'm running out of the old ones. So I'm just gonna read one
Okay, do you have the spreadsheet that Coleman does for us? Yes. Every time I also bring in a review I have a note of everyone I've also
ever brought in so I try not to bring in repeat ones that I've brought in. Now I
don't have a list of everyone else's. I'm not that anal about it. No
worries. This week I have one from Johnny Red One from 11 17 22. I took such a big shit yesterday
I had to break it up into pieces with the toilet brush just to get it down
This is pretty much how I listen to this show in shitty little bits
Very good. It's definitely sounds like a five-star
Reveal that is a five-star never taking a shit that big that's impressive
Did you need that one of those shit ones a shit wand?
Yeah, I was into I was on the dick show with Vinnie Paul, you know, yeah
Yeah, and dick was talking about the the way obese people
Wipe their butts with those things
That's crazy. If I ever get that fat, I'm just gonna kill myself. Okay. Well, don't do that. Just stop shitting. No, no.
I just don't want to save everyone. If you can't like your own button,
you got to hold it. That's the rule.
I'll accomplish the best of both worlds then. Oh, stop it. Annie.
Thank you for not killing yourself. We appreciate you.
No, no, no.
Lisa Boswell World Order. LBWO.
Oh, I love Lisa so much. She is a treat.
She's fantastic. Yeah.
Hey, animal Kelly here, Carl. I gotta say say Like everybody else is saying great week crazy stuff
Fantastic and with you you're a punk rocker in your New York
So I get like not one of the cops but everybody who was there that song drunk driving
God, man. I'm just the whole time. I heard that just the peace they would exist on the cherry on top
time I heard that just the peace, they would exist on the cherry on top women. Fucking great if he got arrested and it was a guy it got, it barely got a mention in the news.
And then just salivating at the thought of the body cam footage weeks later and the mug
shot just, Oh, I feel like you're fucking blew it. Everything else was good. But I mean,
you're kind of having one of those weird revenge fantasies that we make fun of John for having. I want to point that out. But I hear what
you're saying the body cam footage would be fun to watch. But I feel like we all blew
it especially with thinking he's going to be dead within the fucking year. Oh, and a
shout out to a shout out to Annie. I know, I noticed your little reference with, with
a anime in the last episode. So nobody reacted. I noticed I could have little reference with with anime in the last episode
So nobody reacted I noticed I could have been do a spin for me good looking
I want to see what kind of junks in the trunk Wow animal Kelly coming on strong right now
Interesting interesting and his face is turning red
Thank You animal Kelly. She doesn't want to make of that
Am I the only one that could get Sam Kinnison out of my head with the frog guy?
Watch live in New York his best album
Fuck you. All right. So yeah, we did the
Online advice shows come.
Yeah.
Toad's fantastic.
Yeah.
It took me.
It took me like a total of 15 seconds of watching them.
Like, oh, I get it.
Yeah, me too.
Me too.
I, I, and the show starts off so obnoxious and I'm like, Oh, this is just annoying.
And then as soon as it kicked in and he started calling people out, okay, this is very funny.
This is a good show.
One of those rare occasions where I go, no, I kind of enjoy this. So obviously, we pointed out not
me, but we as a collective pointed out they did sound like
Sam Kinnison.
Wait, Tukey just mentioned it. You can delete that. Sorry.
Don't call me back.
No, that's okay. I like that you react before you get to the
segment and call into the show and. No, that's okay. I like that you react before you even get to the segment
and call into the show and tell us that we're dumb.
I think that's fun.
That's why I played it.
I'm in practice, fuck you, I'm coming to Vegas.
Promo code BPG for 20% off.
That's not true.
There's no promo code BPG, but that's good news.
Baybred this guy will be there in Vegas.
Hackamania, baby.
Hackamania.com.
Check out what's going on there.
There's so much going on there.
I feel like, I don't know if we can cram all of this
into one weekend, but we're going to.
It's gonna happen.
Hey, what's up, Carl?
I just wanted to let you know from your,
I think at first, maybe fourth Mexican listener,
that yes, I spoke to the coalition and yeah, as the Mexicans, we embrace
Lisa and Helga.
Fuck yeah, we're on board.
We are now following them.
So all of them in, let's do it.
Let's go.
Thanks for bringing them up to our standard.
Adelaide, buddy. All right. Thank you. I'm glad to hear that everyone then their community
is embracing these two. They love them.
Hey Carl, this is a big business guy that watches Star Trek. Two episodes ago or a few
episodes ago, Tommy was talking about on the, on the game that car makes he's talking about Star Trek or the guy was talking about it and
He mentioned that Uhura the black woman on Star Trek was like the secretary to answer phones
She was chief communication officer, but also the interracial kiss
I really hate it when people bring that up. They're like, oh my god, it's an interracial kid the first interracial kiss
in the episode,
there was a race of ESP aliens that were making Kirk and her a kiss against their will. So
it was actually the first interracial sexual assault on TV. So don't call me back.
Dude, I didn't know that everyone talks about how groundbreaking that was. But that was actually against
their will. They kissed on the show. I didn't know that. I
also like the area formative. I also like the idea that there
was a person on the Starship Enterprise whose job was pretty
much starting John's job on the Howard Stern show just answering
the phone. It's your aunt. Do you want to take it? All right, he'll call you back. I'm sorry. We Show just answering the phones. It's your aunt.
Do you want to take it?
All right, he'll call you back.
I'm sorry.
We're in the middle of some space mission or something.
I don't know.
There's an Asian guy here.
It's crazy.
I'll get, he'll get back to you.
Don't worry.
It's weird.
Hey Carl, it's the Cal photographer.
I also play trombone because that's what cool kids do.
Me and Tuki, cool kids on the block.
You're guitar.
Just kidding.
Thanks, copy photographer.
Hey, Judy, why do you think stuttering john melendez no longer performs his
comedy act?
He's not.
Anything else?
Nobody.
Yeah, he's been outflanked.
Anything else? Nobody wants him.
Yeah, he's been outflanked.
Oh, rock and roll.
Okay, thank you very much for that, Gary.
Sounds like just a natural conversation
the two of them are having in the kitchen.
I like to-
That last point she made was the most accurate.
Nobody wants him?
Yeah, he's not funny.
No, the dead silence.
Oh, fair enough. Hey, this is that guy the guy in
the no-name anyway this one's a shout out to Gary hey Gary and Sam fans from
San Francisco San Diego anyway San Diego my point being Gary don't transition
just because Lisa and health are getting all the attention okay we love you the
way you are please do not transition it's? We love you the way you are.
Please do not transition.
It's not right for you.
I know you're not getting the same attention
that these other old folks are getting, but guess what?
There's a lot of old folks in the Dappleverse,
and you're one of our favorites.
All right, smell you later, shaka-con.
All right, Gary, that's right.
You be you.
We love you for who you are, Gary.
I don't know what you're planning on doing, but you're good.
Hey, Heidi. Hey, Carl. It's Jeremy again. I'm excited now that there might be a couple
of new additions to the aforementioned WHTP house band, Robert Breed and the HIV. It sounds
like Helga and Lisa would be wonderful additions. And yes, I'd like you to take this opportunity
to pontificate as to who the other members of the band would be. Thank you. Fuck you.
What's my day? Yes, we were talking about it'd be a funny band name, Robert Reed and the HIVs.
We were doing that Brady bunch show. So okay, so we got Helga and Lisa are both musicians. That's great. They're in the band myself
With two bass players Andy and producer Chris
Do you play an instrument Annie?
Any musical talent? No, he's saying no talent. No, okay. Well, Jenny jingles can sing you could be a dancer
okay, I bet vehicle go to head sir out there and
All right. I think this is coming around Kyle photographer this is coming around. Kyle the photographer plays trombone, Tukey plays trombone.
We got a whole horn section there, that's good.
Alright, this is gonna be a fun band I think we're putting together.
Maybe at DabbleCon 2, August 16th and 17th.
We'll perform there.
Alright, last one.
Hey Carl, I know everyone keeps saying they cover Sutter and John's music, which I think
is kind of stupid if you do the entire album, it's a waste of time, but why don't you just
cover Talk My Way Out of It and then put it online as a cover and sell it and make more
money off John's music than John will ever make?
I don't know, keep your thoughts.
All right, bye.
I love that idea. than John will ever make. I don't know, keep your thought. All right, bye.
I love that idea.
The only problem is because the isotopes
have recorded cover signs before.
The only way to get those on the streaming services
and make money off of it
is you have to credit the composer
and the composer makes all the money off of it.
They have the rights to it.
So we do it because we wanna get the streams.
People can check out the music and play it.
We don't get any money from it.
We're not a big deal. We don't make a ton of money people streaming our music
Anyway, be nice if we did the isotopes. I don't where we stream music check it out buzz Meyers be use easy
I'm a R. Yes, our new EP is out now three P's out there for everyone. But yeah, that's a fun fun idea though
I do like the idea of us recreating jazz music and making the money from it
That would be a good troll a better troll than sending John an email saying that we're winning or whatever the fuck
he said before. Yeah, but one is way easier. That's true. Sending an email is a lot. Creating an email
address and sending it to him is way easier. And one works pretty easily too. So people in the chat
were speculating that maybe Vince the lawyers the one who sent that email
To John and who knows I I couldn't possibly tell you that but I will tell you sound like something Vince would do. Oh, no
No, I will tell you this though
Vince actually sent me a text today and
he's he's honing in on the YouTube terms
of service and listen to what YouTube says is an example of
harassment and this I had to look this up because Vince is
always lying. So he said this to me and I'm like, I don't know
about that. So I looked up and I found it online. This is true.
It says and it just says here are some examples of the first
bullet point under examples of harassment
that's not allowed according to YouTube's terms of service.
Repeatedly showing pictures of someone and then making statements like, look at this
creature's teeth, they're so disgusting, with similar commentary targeting intrinsic attributes
throughout the video.
And I was like, is that word for word?
Word for word.
Look at this creature's teeth.
They're so disgusting. I was like, holy shit, how many times is John made fun of my teeth?
I think it's against the terms of service.
I could probably strike.
I think he said that sentence or he's called you a creature.
Isn't that crazy?
And I was thinking, like, why would you two put this as an example?
Probably King Cobra, JFS, if I had to guess.
But still, that's uh hilarious that
that was the first example they come up with for harassment. So yeah I might have to maybe I'll get
my team on that. We'll find all the times that John made fun of my teeth then we'll get him in
trouble with YouTube. We're not going to do that. We don't care. John talk about my teeth all you
want. You're not funny. You're a loser. No one cares. You make no you have no effect on anything I do. And John, just
remember this. Nobody cares. All right, Annie. Thanks so much for hopping on and reading
that. Thank you, Carl. Yes. Always good to see you. And let's get the fuck out of here Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr That was really great! Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Go fuck yourselves.
Have a good week.
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