Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep519 - Go With The Flow
Episode Date: May 19, 2024We found another podcast where a guy who can barely talk or carry a conversation has decided he should be the host of his own show. His guests include people like his own mother and some guy who has t...wo YouTube channels who also can’t talk. Can we all agree that “tell everyone about yourself” is not a good way to start an interview? Andy Q. Public joins us to discuss how if you grind hard enough you can make as much as $800 in a week. Cringe of the week is tripled this episode and it’s very likely we start watching The JC Show for fun. Then Missy B. joins the show to break down Stuttering John’s narcissism and more specifically his recent performative empathy. After that we find that Frenchie from Pure Genuine has responded to the commenters who thinks she’s on drugs and has a new channel where we can learn more about her. Also, I gave my two cents on Aaron and April’s alleged divorce and as a result Aaron and Chad Zumock are allies? And we finish things up with To Catch An Alien, next week’s teaser, internet news, and your voicemails. Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ use promo code WATP for 20% off https://allapologiespodcast.com/ https://www.patreon.com/ThursdayMatinee/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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with the flow podcast. This was a suggestion from JT in the discord. We've all listened
separately. We're not discussing with the other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Eddie Thilio and Eddie's an interesting
guy. He's a weird dude. Let me show you how the most recent episode starts off and then
we'll take it from there. I suppose.
Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of Go With the Flow. As you guys know Mother's Day is coming soon, this Sunday, so for today's episode I have
a very beautiful, beautiful guest.
She's my mother, she's the queen of queens. Miss Sula Marrero.
Hi.
Boom, ba-ba-boom.
Chiquiado. This is mi chiquiado.
This is like a high school assignment or something that we're watching here
where the guy's like, hey, I'm doing a podcast. My guest is my mom.
Yeah. That's a good point
I took television production in college and you had to set up a pathetic set like this
You try and write a script and interview someone like the easiest person that you could possibly
Yeah, where we had like interview each other's like what did we talk about? We're not interesting people are just college students
I don't know what this is, but this is this guy's show go with the flow and he's brought his his mother on and
The mom is so nervous. I should point out. Well, how many pounds do you think Eddie weighs there?
Being me between the two of them. I'm surprised that the floor is holding up. He's a big guy, right 400
Maybe maybe over 400. He's like big guy right 400 maybe maybe over 400
He's like two vinnies. Yeah, all right, so the mom is on this show, and this is crazy
Oh my god. I've been wanting to do this and and now that I'm here. I'm so nervous
Guys, she's so nervous like yeah, I don't understand it because if you can don't know my mom we don't
Hey guys, if you don't know my mom, she's usually out going but she's nervous today. We don't know your mom
We don't care. This is the weirdest guest to have on a show got a guy talking to his mom
He's like in his early 20s. Yeah, it's worse than having your wife on yes
Yeah, I would agree with you. Although I don't know there are some weird vibes that he gives out
I'll play for it a little bit, but
He's surprised that she's nervous. Yeah, because she's usually very outgoing. She's like the life of the party all the time
Like a simple she's always motivating everybody like even when she's at the gym
Like she's always motivating everybody at the gym He's with's at the gym like she's always motivating everybody at the gym
He's with her at the gym
Heard about it
When he say the gym does she mean the the slim gym factory
Jim's diner
You don't go to the gym guys. We're not buying it. You don't stop lying to us, and you watch a different episode
I did I mean this is a relatively young show. I think this is only episode 11
I think this is 11 or 12 episode right here is the season 1 finale
Right, but it's only one of them dies
Mom's final bow
Yeah, it's a cliffhanger. This is a mom's final bow.
So I checked out one that looked a little bit different.
It was a virtual interview with this guy named Jalen Jenkins.
And in clip one, this episode starts off
with a disturbing new trend that I'm very much not enjoying.
But without further ado, I have Jalen Jenkins all the way from Boogalooza, Louisiana.
So Jalen Jenkins, come on through.
What's poppin' y'all, what's poppin'?
Hey, it's your boy Jalen.
Hey. Hey, hey.
Thank you for having me, man, I appreciate you.
Yeah, no problem, no problem.
I'm glad you're here, I'm glad you're here.
Well, without further ado, let's start with
a little bit about yourself.
Who is Jalen Jenkins?
Now what I was keying in on there,
which Kevin Hart has now ruined for me,
is the double talk.
Everybody is saying everything twice now,
and it's pissing me off.
I tried to watch the beginning of that Tom Brady roast.
Oh God.
I couldn't get past the first 10 minutes
You got to skip through Kevin Hart. He's terrible skip. It's like you forgot how comedy works. What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with him try and rewatch that and drink every time he repeats himself
You'll you'll be hammered in a repeat. He repeats a punchline three times in a row everything
He says I think he was on something, but they were like bizarre. He said much ado without further ado twice
He's like, hey, hey
Everything boy twice so if everybody could stop saying let's go and repeating themselves after everything they say I'd be a lot happier
Andy there's something else that I picked up on and he did the same thing with his mom that he's doing here
The first question was but once I get to, you know,
I get to do my next episode of
podcast.
What's the flow?
Podcast.
Yeah.
I'll probably flow better.
Yeah.
Just get Rita, like we're just,
she's, this is her first episode, so.
Hopefully her last!
What are you doing?
What, is she the co-host?
What are you doing?
We're gonna have a cardiac episode. What the fuck? Well don't wear white pants if you're gonna! What are you doing? What are you, co-host? What are you doing? Cardiac episode.
Don't wear white pants if you're gonna have a heavy flow.
Yeah, like everybody's always shy their first time.
You know, nothing's perfect, nothing's fine and dandy.
So, well, the first question I have for you mom is...
At the Barlow.
Just tell them a little bit about yourself.
Uh, introduce yourself. The bar low just tell them a little bit about yourself
Introduce yourself
My name's Ulema. How's you guys hurt my son say it?
What that's not a question my first question is tell people about yourself we did the same thing the one that we were just watching here with your boy Jalen and
How do you do that?
How is that a question tell people about yourself put some parameters on this because there's a lot of things you can say about
Yeah, I got in a car, and I came here today
Right what else you want to know what I do for a living or what my favorite TV show is
But who is this who is this for to like why are we getting you know this guy's mom?
He's not a celebrity. She's not a celebrity. They don't do anything interesting. Why is this a show?
What's the point? He's got some questions about his mom
Interesting why is this a show what's the point? He's got some questions about his mom
Maybe one more clip, and then I'll hand it over to Andy again
But I think the mom might be stupid and I have five siblings
Including me and
Tango both perritos el papay el hijo
Okay, he's really tickled by whatever she does
She has five siblings including her I saw siblings work
That's not how that works at all and actually I want to have some more fun siblings I can and then we get over and you're the oldest out of the girls the girls
Yeah, I'm older than my sister and I have another older brother
And then it's me and then it's my other brother
Younger brother then my sister and now we have my little brother. I can't get enough of the sibling talk
I need to know way more
But I'm excited to hear more about this riveting stuff
That's how many siblings you have which was younger which was older
Incredible and anyone else did you pick up on from your episode? Okay? I like that. We're both because Eddie is
Like personality minus. Yeah, so we're both kind of keyed in on the guests. Yes, and I've never heard of Jalen Jenkins, but
He was invited on by Eddie
if you know for a reason, so let's find out who's Jalen
and what does he do in clip two.
Who is Jalen Jenkins man?
I'm a 22 year old content creator man
that loves you know what I'm saying, creating content.
I love helping people, I love adding value to the world.
That's just something that I love to do.
I also graphic design.
I also like catchphrases.
I also like saying things that don't mean anything.
I love to do.
I also graphic design.
I connect with a lot of content creators.
I create content on the internet,
which is my dream, always been my dream to do
since I've been doing it since 2018.
But since I created my new channel and
this year on
January the 31st I posted my video right now with sitting at
8,000 so it's but see when we when you hit me up. I was like at 1k. No. All right. Great good
It's growing sounds like so now when your friends ask you what?
What when you say go check out Jalen Jenkins channel, and they say well, what is it about yeah?
We have 8,000 subs got 8,000 subs as a content creator creating content
It was his dream to create content on the internet and now look at what he's doing is creating content on the internet
What kind of dream is that like people do that every fucking day?
They just take a photo and post it on Instagram. I'm creating content for the internet my dream wow and this guy is like so concerned about
like measurable
measurable Nothing about quality content, okay? Yeah Wow, and this guy is like so concerned about like measurable measurable the analytics and
Nothing about quality content. Okay. Yeah, that's always good
But in clip 15, I'm gonna skip back and forth a little here
so in clip 15 and like effort seemingly doesn't matter to like either of these guys and Jalen is into baseless a
like
aspirational and inspirational content
right now.
So, in this clip, he's giving his younger brother
who just turned 18 advice.
And it's best to just forget about age,
forget about time, because there's no limit
of your success or what you can accomplish at a young age.
So there's no limit on what an 18 year old black child can
accomplish like
Starting a bar and getting a liquor license. There's no limits on that
There are probably some limits on that
Renting a car there'd be a limit on that yeah
No, there's no limits sky's the limit once you turn 18
I would say this guy's a better attitude than you do Andy
Yeah, he definitely has a better optimistic about life. You seem to be beaten down by it
Maybe should be more like Jalen over here. I guess
You know you keep going yeah, all right clip 3
Jalen is explained to Eddie the struggles he had to overcome to achieve the success
He has right now, and this is why Eddie has him on the show
He wants advice from Jalen about how to get on his level.
Beautiful.
I was like, bro, I'm steady trying to figure out how I can come back to my main channel,
which is like my old channel, not because it has 4K, but now the new one has 8K right
now.
I'm like, bro, I'm still trying to find out
what can I do to stay consistent on YouTube
because this is another side of me
that I would love to show on camera,
which I'm showing right now.
I was like trying to do like pranks,
public experiments and everything,
but it's hard to do every day when you don't have,
like everybody's schedule is busy.
So I decided to say you wanna know
something I'm just gonna start talking in front of the camera I'm gonna start
making relatable videos I'm gonna start helping people and ever since then and
look you know so of course I had to go check out his channel yeah see what
kind of content is taking him to the next level.
Is it relatable?
It's so relatable. Clip 11.
You would think this guy just signed an exclusive deal with Spotify the way he's talking. It's like okay.
Let's get into it. I'm finna show you what to do man. It's okay.
You know what I'm saying? We finna make this change bro.
Cause nothing changes if nothing changes bro.
So this game I'm finna drop with y'all man with you individually
It's okay, let's do it man, so how to repair your meat man
Let's have a heart-to-heart about your erectile dysfunction over you that what he needs my repair your beats
So sad dysfunction over you. Is that what he needs by repairing your meat? Yeah. Is that why he's so sad?
Wow.
Wasn't ready for that.
Yup.
All right.
You know who probably needs his meat repaired is Addy.
He's a mumbling tard.
You know, like, you guys only knew
what you guys could afford
and you guys only knew what you guys could afford and you guys only knew
What you guys had? Yeah, like we didn't know not so we and the loopholes know the mark
No, like we didn't so I want to point out I cranked the volume on these clips
Yeah, because they're both wearing these microphones on their lapels on the wrong side
They have it on there the one side and they're facing the other way
Making sure they're not talking to it under at least three chin. Right. So there's just no way
any mumbles and he's not excited at all. He doesn't want to be
there. Yeah, I don't know why any of us would either. And so
let's find out because for whatever reason, his mom goes
into stories about middle school and growing up like stuff that
no one could possibly care about another thing going to middle school.
They put me in a bilingual class because I didn't know English.
Yes. So yeah, I think so. Back then, they were bilingual class.
And I didn't even know what was what a staplerpler a stapler that staples paper was
And I would see people using it, but I didn't know what it was
You know I and I was just like trying to press it because I would see people press it but
fascinating to go on
She's talking about a stapler in eighth grade
This is the content and you see how Eddie's like compassionate about it. Yeah
You know there used to be a saying if someone were to book about your life would anybody read it
You know to tell you like get out there do stuff have a fun life
How about this for a saying if you talked about middle school experiences with a stapler to podcast would anybody watch it right? No
If you talked about middle school experiences with a stapler in a podcast, would anybody watch it?
Right?
No, obviously not.
So stop doing that.
Is this Julia Fox's book?
Yes.
Yeah.
So Julia Fox's book is a lot more exciting
than stapler talk, I'll tell you that.
So she's gonna talk about growing up poor
and how difficult that was.
Oh, well, like what was some hard moments for you,
like growing up with mom and dad, like whenever you like, you know
how we have food, like como fue eso, like comida.
Yeah, tons of it.
But as a kid, you don't really, you know, you just know that as long as you have a tortilla
with salsa and we were good, you know?
So it's crazy though, because I want to talk about that a little bit like was that us no
What's this no pensado get on bobers? No like you guys never thought that you guys were poor no
Like a mustard sandwich in Mexico
Tortillas itself say yes
Finally Fuck yeah, Bob. That's amazing Right when we have for dinner tonight tortillas and seltzer. Yes, it's my favorite finally
Fuck yeah, Bob. That's amazing. That is funny. I didn't pick up a day like you know like we have like a bunch of food It's something yeah
Everybody knows you guys live every day like you're not gonna have food ever again
I think that's part of the problem chairs are very aware of it
Yes, you know like the people who live through the depression
Will be very strict with their money and stingy and you know, they're so worried about like, oh we could lose it all again
These people are feeling that way about food for sure like well, you know, there's those times where all we have was chips and salsa
As much food as we got right now
And what else did you learn about?
Jalen well clip for Jalen isn't an overnight success, Carl. He has been grinding,
but it's not all fun and games. Sometimes there's a sad clown in clip for.
Like when everything was like, okay, dang, and I was monetized on YouTube. I was just
like, man, I'm trying to just grind, grind, grind, dropping videos every day, editing
on my phone, stand up to like five o'clock in the morning, six o'clock in the morning.
So I'm like, man, I'm trying to make some money,
I'm trying to do this, cause I kept telling,
I was like, man, I'm not gonna get no job,
I'm not gonna do this, I'm gonna be a YouTuber,
I'm gonna be this, I'm gonna be that.
Fast and the board, I needed to get another job,
and I was just kept trying,
I just kept getting rejected,
I'm in the shower calling like, man, and that's,
and I feel like that's the wrong thing with jobs because they don't know who
can be on the streets homeless and in dire like in need to get a job, man.
Like they don't show no interest. And I just like, man, I just didn't like that.
So I'm depressed, bro.
I still like that so
I'm depressed
That's why you call from the shower so they know you have a home right yeah show off guys I'm looking at Jalen story. It's just not his day. He's gone full April in the whole time. This song is yeah
I just story
I know he's depressed. I have no hope for this generation coming up
I know he's depressed. I have no hope for this generation coming up
They can't even form thoughts and sentences the way that this conversation is going. It's retarded
People are dumb, but maybe there's more to it. Oh and clip 12 Maybe it has everything to do with his flaccid broken dick
We make a seamer reticent and no fab lifestyle. It's just not no certain thing we just do
for a certain period of time, man.
This is a lifestyle.
I wouldn't recommend spilling your water
and everything out in the streets, man.
What a life, you don't wanna be old.
Like, dang, what should I really what
should I really put my focus on when if I would just hold on to my seed accomplish
more I feel like you're just trading one problem for another because I you're
just ruining all your bed sheets while you're blowing nocturnal emissions all over your bedroom
It's probably true. Don't spill your water in the street when you can save your seed also
What do you think he was doing in the shower? It was on that phone call
So I didn't get the job. I did get the job. Well. Can you talk dirty to me? What are you wearing? Yeah?
Alright, so that's probably working for us part of the grind. Yeah is
All right, so that's probably working for us part of the grind. Yeah is
Never jerking up. I like that He thinks that one day is gonna look back and regret that he jerked off you like you become an older man
You're like, oh god, I had all that seed. I just wasted it
It's not how anyone thinks
There's more where that came from Jay. All right, let's talk about growing up in Mexico now
No, habla this woman was born in Texas and then the family moved to Mexico. I guess they didn't see the signs
Which way to go, but so they they end up in Mexico and I guess it was pretty they're pretty poor
um, I remember we would
pretend or like
Imagine that we were rich
and we would build little stairs on the dirt mountain and we
would pretend that this house had stairs and like you could go upstairs and if you didn't
have stairs like you were poor so you stay on this side of the house and then I remember
me and my brothers
would get mad at each other and be like,
you're not going upstairs.
Like, no vas a ir parriba.
Tu no te vas a ir parriba de los escalones.
That's boring.
You're boring, everybody.
Quit boring everyone.
What kind of story is that?
And Eddie just goes like, oh.
Oh.
Yeah, the stairs are ringing out, Bob, thanks.
Yeah, I hate stairs too.
Click.
That's funny.
I aspire to have stairs in my pueblo, king of the castle.
So not only was she poor and playing on a dirt mountain
or whatever with her siblings, but they were also
really, really dumb.
I mean, really dumb.
When they would take all the animals out of there,
we would have to rake up all the dry poops
and we would make this big old mountain,
us three, my siblings, my older brother,
me and my younger brother,
and we would pile it up all in the mountain
and we would throw ourselves on the poop
It was dry. It was like dirt like dry dirt. It was all
As a kid like you don't think about
How many bacteria there you know things like that like like you guys aren't educated on that?
What the fuck how dumb are you
She's like well, how would we suppose to know you do?
You know you don't have to play with dog shit, but Carl. It was dry. Oh, it's dry
Yeah, so it's better than dirt, but how many stairs were built into the shit pile? I mean the way she's explaining this stuff. It's embarrassing
I wouldn't be saying these things on YouTube, but what do I know Andy? What else did you pick up on?
Now I know all of this seems pretty vague and unimpressive
The eclipse that I've brought very vague very bagging up the process. But get ready to be impressed. OK. Clip five.
He seen me down and everything.
He was like, bro, go ahead and start
you a thumbnail business.
Go ahead and start.
You can go see.
You can go start grinding, too.
And bro, when I see you, I made $800 in a week.
Wow.
That's insane.
That's a game more 2020.
That's insane.
Oh, no. I'm going to turn to the top cigar right now. We're gonna get mad at me. That's not a lot of money to make
What a grind
Wow just seven days you say huh yeah, you know your bikes
But in clips 16 that that's the kind of success you too can have when you adopt a get-up-and-go
Mindset like 16, like this advice for Jaylen's brother
I mean correct me if I'm wrong
Ants ants have queens. I did not to get scientific but but also just the idea
I don't know what the context is that that's so fucking stupid. It's having it like being single-mindedly
Focused on your goal is what he's like an ant going to find food that a queen doesn't have to tell him to do
That's even a worse thing because it's all worked together on this shit. Yeah, a single ants fucking lost dude
You're done. It's the worst fucking advice
I've ever heard and all animals don't go eat food
There is an animal that still exists that someone had to tell him by the way. She started eating some food
It's a boy
Wouldn't last very long if that were the case
Yeah, and clip 6 Eddie is finally gonna get some usable advice out of Jalen. I'll take take note everybody
I don't care if you have a toaster to record or record on that toaster
Worry about the numbers
Over numbers man system over those if you want to upload two videos a day or two videos every day or three videos
every day or three videos a week. Wait, what?
Stay tuned.
So wait, let me get this straight.
I can upload two videos a day or two videos every day.
Right.
Get Toaster, check.
Record not just two videos, but two videos every day.
Check, got it.
Do they make video toasters?
I don't eat a lot of toast, so I don't know.
I haven't been in the market for toasters in a while.
Yeah, you're way out of it.
Yeah, there's a webcam in the inside
so you can see how toasted it is.
Your Apple Eye Toast didn't come in the inside so you can see how toasted it is your apple eye
toast didn't come in the mail yet all right so this conversation with his mom starts to get a
little bit depressing because he was born premature and apparently very premature it turns out and then
you had a heart murmur Tamiyan oh
So plan a corazón and you still have it. They had told me when they told me that
I was a miracle child miracle child
Definitely because they said if you didn't heal from that
heart murmur
You had to go
to UCLA
to go to UCLA. First off, he interprets being born premature than having a heart murmur with being a miracle child. No, you are a problem. You are a giant problem. She explains
how she couldn't bring him home from the hospital because when he was born, they had to keep
him hooked up to these machines to keep him alive. And this is crazy right here born two pounds 21 ounces
Yeah, he was so little you fit like in our hand
He was born two pounds 21 ounces
That's three. That's three pounds five. I'm four foot twenty three. I don't know if you guys
The fuck is she talking about it's really stupid. So this is a fun thing to talk to your mom about right here. It's not gonna be able to happen I have to have another c-section. I was like for me model for that to see section
That's my second c-section and then
Hey, that was like about my show. We'll talk about your c-sections. That sounds fun. Right? Show us
There's so much talk about giving birth and
C-sections, it C sections. It's crazy
It's like I like what are you gonna interview your mom about like literally how she became your mom is apparently how they're
Yeah, they're starting at the very beginning. Yeah. Yeah, how did I get here? It's very weird
I bet this is just hilarious
It was a foreign nurse and it was so funny cuz I remember here you meet American and she was like
It's a boy
You make her sound like she's Italian no she was like
Arabic no no no like
From like the United Kingdom or something. Oh, yeah Yeah
That's crazy, I guess I've never heard of Mexican trying to do a British accent
All right, Andy, I guess the depressing stuff. So let's let's keep the cheer going for a little while. Sure. Yes. Let's check out clip 13 where
Jaylen is gonna teach us how we can make
fascinating content.
You do not want to keep going into that right hole of
You do not want to keep going into that right hole of closing that room, closing that door, getting that lotion, getting that cheap dopamine, they're going to sleep after.
Horn man sleeping pill man.
I know. I just want to point out because Adam Karula talks about this a lot.
You got to train yourself to be happy with a dry hand job because there's going to be a day
You're going to be in a pinch. There's no lotion around and you're going to be SOL
Yeah, so you really got to just go with the dry hand job. Don't even worry about the lotion and everything
Poor man sleeping pill man poor man sleeping pill
Don't go down that rabbit hole go down that rabbit hole or finding something that you like doing and getting deep
Not why going deep in your craft
Not trying to find that
Perfect video on page 283
Don't do it. That's not you. What's it? So that's literally what his channels about just not jerking off. That's
Episode but this was the funniest one that I could find. Well yeah. It's about getting deep in your craft hole.
Yeah.
Get right up in that craft hole.
Yeah.
The poor man's sleeping pill from the poor man's Tony Robbins.
I don't need to hear a step by step procedural about how he jerks off.
I go in the door, I close the door, I get the lotion.
Yeah.
No thank you.
I make sure the volume's down on my phone before I hit play
I want to know what's on page 283. What's he talking that none of this is making any sense this guy sounds stupid
Anything else from this episode you want to warn addiction sure
It seemed like low-hanging fruit. I don't know when we talk about Eddie, but
Jalen actually went there in clip 7 so as a small youtuber, and you're not even a small youtuber
You're not a small youtuber, and I don't mean you're huge, but when you sit around YouTube you sit around
When he was born they had to leave him hooked up to the soft serve
And you kind of picked up on the fact that
Eddie seems to be asking the worst possible interview questions like he found an HR
Manual in the garbage, and he's he's got index cards in his hand. I didn't point that out. Yeah, he was mom
Who you married to and what is your birthday?
Clip 17 this is
Jalen actually asking one of the worst questions you could ask anybody to his brother. What would you change about yourself?
Lights was my circumstance that what type of tree that's like you that it'd be a fish straight if you can snap your fingers right now
He said nothing
Wait a yes, and I guess the episodes over everybody
horrible question
But clip 8 Jalen's brother doesn't just submarine conversations. He provides
useless delusional support that is borderline pathetic to Jalen. Okay, I'm sitting at 100
subs right now. Okay, cool. I have 1000 like on my wall right there. It's safe. I have 10,000
subscribers, which I call supporters before the end of 2024. We sitting at 8.5k right now.
And then my brother drew me a fake YouTube plaque on the wall that says I surpassed a hundred thousand subscribers so
You gotta keep it on your mind man if it's staying okay. I see I see what you're doing. I see what you're doing
Now that I have all the tools in my toolbox for success excuse me while I go draw a 10-inch cock on the wall
my dream factory
I'm gonna go chop picture of my wife orgasm
Someday just you wait
All right, so apparently they're talking about Eddie and his sister
Their births the c-sections and everything and then it turns out that Eddie had a baby brother who didn't make it
Yeah, so Eddie's Eddie's baby brother
Got home from the hospital for a couple months being in the hospital only was home a week and then wasn't breathing
They brought the baby back to the hospital now
I can rest like when I seen that he took his last breath and he opened his eyes and he went back to the hospital. Now I can rest. Like when I seen that he took his last breath and
he opened his eyes and he went back to sleep. Like at the same time I felt like a relief
to. The
Not suffering no more
But inside I was like never gonna see him again this needs a music
But
At the beginning I would ask myself I would ask God why
Start zooming in on her oh god. I know
It's bad Beach ball under so I did not see it going that way it's like I got my mom on the show
It's Mother's Day. We're gonna have a conversation
Yeah, so my brother he didn't make it very long did he?
This is one more
Eddie wants to let his mom know that he's gonna be there for her because obviously his brother's really let her down in that department
He's gonna pick up the slack
I'll always be here for you
I know you will
And I think that's the exact like like you guys don't
For you guys that are just listening to this story like this is something that we don't share
you know, we don't bring up because it's very touchy.
And like that's the exact reason why,
you know, I feel like me and my mom,
we connect on a different level.
No, no mas porque I was her first son,
but because I'm the one that's kind of seen her,
you know, through all her phases,
through all the bad moments, the good moments,
and like, I'm just grateful to have her.
Talking about his mom, I get to the spouse.
Also, I think he's taking a victory lap
for getting his competition out of the way.
Yeah, I think you're right about that.
He would have had half the food, right? If that kid brother was born. I think also Eddie could be event Trilic was because he does not open his mouth when he talks
No, let's just say that's how fat his face is. Oh, okay
It's a couple layers underneath where
I love he goes, you know this this thing about my brother dying is something that we don't share you're on YouTube
Yeah, except that the internet probably the biggest website the world
Biggest video sharing platform you're on YouTube guys. We never talk about this with anyone. We just put it on the biggest site until now
Okay
Well, I wish you would have kept that a secret a little longer cuz that's a bummer everybody and anything else
I got a couple more here
Okay, so we talked about gold like they're talking that Eddie wants to know about how to achieve his goals the way that you
Picture and put on the wall
But maybe your goal isn't a fat dong Carl
Maybe your goal is strengthening your pelvic floor
So you have the will to not come in your pants because you refuse to jerk off clip for yeah, Carl
He was sizes is stricken in all that down there as well.
It's kind of funny to do them because they remind me of just,
you know what I'm saying, mating and stuff, doing the deeds,
but that's stricken to all of it because as you're relapsing,
you're making all that soft
and you can't please your significant other
when y'all get ready to do the boom boom dog
Down there you're gonna be push you're gonna be
Squishy you can be push you can be pull
I might sub to his channel it is a little funny to do it
You know because that's how women tighten their pussy, but I don't want to be I don't want to be poor
Because that's how women tighten their pussy, but I don't want to be I don't want to be poor
All right and in clip nine
Now Eddie wants advice about how to handle comments about how Jalen handles all all the haters
When they write you know how fat is Jalen and how he's a risaless salsa slinger that has no business running a show
So I'm paraphrasing, but Jalen's advice.
And as far as hate, like how do you handle, how do you handle the negativity?
Okay. See how do you filter it?
I use towards like coming from the social media.
I don't never let hate.
I mean, people do hate on me.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like they're not, they'll just watch my story or they'll just, I mean people do hate on me, like you know what I'm saying, like they'll not,
they'll just watch my story or they'll just,
I get all these impressions but no likes in everything.
Like when I post my YouTube or something on my story,
they'll just watch, they won't click, they won't support.
Yeah, so J-Lids advice is just,
sometimes people don't click the little thumb thing on my semen retention
I just keep posting garbage. That's what it could there's to be hate
Yeah, it's worse buddy. I'll just explain that to you. It's gonna get worse before it gets better
Okay, my last clip here is clip 10. Let's close it up with another question from the HR
interview manual that Where found in the garbage.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years from now?
Okay, successful, multimedia content creator.
I'm probably in the billions.
A beautiful family, a team, the best version of myself, established, stronger relationship
with God, my own house, just like everything is set, like changed the whole trajectory
for my family.
You know what I'm saying?
Like just took a whole, you turn it like just up, oh this just the scale is like just oh
because it's like there's no limit you will never know where you may be in it
tears like you might be what I'm saying right now I may be better than that
yeah that's how it is or it might be worse he might not be a billionaire I
don't know right out there I like that he says I'm gonna make billions and he
goes and I'll own my own house yeah yeah I'm gonna be a successful content creator in the billions of a beautiful family is what he said
For the fuck he was trying to say right the worst part is both of those guys are doing way better than all
Hell you just started it stop it and
Maybe you should start talking about not joking off more. Yeah, maybe it's the key never
Casting from his bedroom showing his bed with stuffed animals on it you guys did notice that right?
Was that what that is I didn't know
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Cringe of the Week! Cringe of the Week! And this for our Cringe of the Week.
And this week's Cringe of the Week comes in from none other than Adam Theroux.
It's a show called Killamkindness Show.
And this is crazy.
Kids should have pepper spray on them.
I'm sorry to say this, but if you're walking in California and walking in a residential
street and no person stops to help you
You need kids and you have pepper spray or taser
Tase them in the leg
Pepper spray them in the face use your alert. That's why they've ended this stuff for young women
I'm gonna like have to get one off the
TikTok shop, you know
but they should get this to eight-year-olds and
Maybe five-year-olds and up
And I love you know and teenage girls are 15 16 and up but no one between 8 11 so
This person wants five-year-olds to all have
11 so This person wants five-year-olds to all have
Tasers and pepper spray on them. I don't know what could go wrong with that. It's not like a brilliant plan to me
Yeah, something really good idea
Is that when they're fighting?
Wendy's sister who is yeah, she's got some some issues herself. It sounds like so thank you for that
I also had a cringe clip all right because
So thank you for that. I also had a cringe clip All right, because everybody was talking about the Diddy video that is so damning and I finally saw it and this is
The portion that was in the most heinous and unforgivable to me in my clip 18 Oh
I'd rather watch him beat his girlfriend watch that video shit
Page stooped to do that with Diddy I will never forget when he was on SNL
Did he was doing that song and our friend Dan? Yeah was with us Yeah, he's a huge zeppelin fan
And he saw Jimmy page on stage with Diddy doing that song he just got up and walked out of the room
But he was at a loss for words He was so fucking pissed
Just like we're laughing like holy shit. It is disturbing. Yeah
All right, so I have another cringe of the week this one came in what I don't have a cringe off
yeah, this one came in from from Katherine and
This guy we might have to do more of a deep dive on
And this guy we might have to do more of a deep dive on
This podcaster talks about sports and he's got fucking crazy voice
Welcome to the just a good show today is Tuesday
federal the 12 no the 13
2024
Look Look, this is an amazing, amazing story that I had to tell you guys about something like
this.
If you're listening to the show, this is a young black man that we're listening to right
here.
Well, you know, after that fight out, it was this last Friday, so the Western Mill 40 kickoff press conference between the Rock,
War Marines and Cody Rose and then on Sunday Super Bowl 58 between the Chiefs and the 49ers
with the 6-1.
Patrick Bahones becomes the first black African quarterback. We're still strong Actually, my homes become the full splat African
quarterback okay, man back to back Super Bowls
This Sunday, we'll talk about the Daytona 500 and the NBA all-star game
First I'm here to talk about this and that I'm here to talk about steps here
That's incredible. I can do a whole second. Hey, buddy. I make jamar-meli sound tough.
That's called the J.C. Show. If you want to check that out on YouTube.
We might have to revisit that at some point. All right. At this time, I want to bring in my friend
and yours, the great Missy B is joining us.
Hey!
What's up, Missy?
How's everybody doing?
Fantastic. Thank you for joining us. So Missy is coming on because we wanted to break down and Missy has lived with and dealt with
a narcissist her entire life.
Sys.
Sys.
Oh, multiple narcissists, not Anthony.
I want to point that out, not Anthony.
But she has dealt with this.
And so we've been talking over the last couple of weeks about stuttering John and his personality
disorders and some of the traits of that and
Something happened this week that I thought was a great example that we could point out and
I can't wait to see how John's squirms hisest skull possible. All right. Before we get into
any of that, we have a song for Mr. Magenta and Jody B. Oh work together on this one
Loser loser star joe you are so fucking gross. You're a total slob
No, he just keeps dropping loads
Got boogers on your clothes, you're not a has-been You're a never was
Spend all your time just pounding suds A bit of fat fuck, you wasted your cash
Your daughter is gay and your son has a gash
oh shooley shooley oh no don't talk about my kids or i'm gonna sue your ass
color color you homo hey john this isn't karaoke night can you
fucking sing in time please oh fuck you i can sing and play guitar better than any of you losers! You think you can play? Listen to this shit, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i I couldn't do that if I felt like it. Fucking hell.
Stutterin' John is a talentless piece of shit.
You tubby bitch, don't you fuck with Producer Chris.
Applebee dies from inhaling his cat shit.
Yeah. Wow.
That was almost like the devil went down to Georgia or something.
Yeah.
So competition in there and stuff.
Badly.
The devil lost.
That's the whole thing.
So yes, welcome back producer Chris.
Thank you.
We talked about it on the show.
You know, obviously your daughter has breast cancer. She had a surgery
to remove the breast cancer this week. It went very well. We're excited about that. It's still
a long road to recovery. I hope she's doing well, Chris. Thank you. Yes, and she is. And the good
news is the positive out of all of this, and we were talking about it in point double point yesterday,
is just the outpouring of love and support has been
Unbelievable we've raised a lot of money with the go fund me and we really appreciate that. It's made things a lot easier
Yeah, absolutely. Thank you so much. Go on me. Do you really have it?
Money, it really is a go
Well, send me a check and we'll find out
John when he finds out about this, because earlier in the week, he said, I want Chris's
last name because I'm going to get all the dirt out of him.
I'm going to dig it all up.
We're going to do a deep dive on this asshole.
He's going down, all this stuff.
So it just so happens that it was a bad time to probably target producer Chris.
It's always a bad time to target producer Chris.
Everyone loves Chris, but it was especially a bad time.
And so it kind of blew up on John.
And so what he decided to do was to,
because he's a narcissist,
he went with something that I've been studying
called performative empathy.
This is where you pretend that you're empathetic
to the cause, the situation, the person,
but you're not, you're empathetic to the cause, the situation, the person, but you're not, you're performing.
And so this is the clip from John show on Thursday night.
All right, last time I'm showing this.
There you go.
If you want to donate, there it is.
Support for Brianna Shannon.
Brianna, I hope you get through this.
I'm sure you will.
You look adorable.
Good luck.
I give you my best. Seriously. As much hate
that is in this double verse. And there's a lot of it. And they love to bash my children.
They love to bash my family, my mother, my friends. But I will say this from the bottom
of my heart. I hope you recover and live a wonderful life
because every child deserves that. So you have my prayers, my thoughts. I hope
that you will recover and I'm pretty sure you will. So you're going to be okay kid. What a guy.
Thanks. What a guy. John, we were wrong about you you Look at how much you care. I did happen to notice in the contributions that there was a $5 donation from a John Melendez
Somebody fucking around but alright, so we'll get this now. This is where the performance kicks in here
I mean, it's we've been watching it. I'm sorry you call this performative empathy. Yes. That's what's called. Oh wow
Yeah, I have that's pretty accurate on this. Yeah, that's what's called. Oh wow Yeah, I have
Yeah, it's it's very interesting Wow Wow
So now I'm just got emotional sorry, oh he's getting all he's getting all emotional about
producer Chris's dog kids have
See look at this
This is the acting right here.
He's got I gotta get myself together.
He's looking up to the distance.
How could this happen to kids?
This is Nickelode Ultra will really help.
And he thought that that she was gone and this great hospital in Houston just cured her and she is not the
not his daughter his daughter's late oh his daughter was cured I believe and I feel better
already what the fuck he daughters, daughters, wedding,
thanks to the great doctors in Houston. And it just, you know, all of this,
I hate seeing kids suffer.
A story he couldn't remember made him cry.
He didn't know what he was talking about. Plus the story he told wasn't about a child, but whatever what I got can't let her in my eye fuck off
What I don't know I guess you could have also jumped to the conclusion that he would be
Doing like a victory lap and being like a dick and trying to like take a W or you know wait for it
dick and trying to like take a W or you know wait for it okay so what we didn't show you is that John made a big deal of going on the go fund me and donating
$50 he had to do it live on the show it took him a few tries he's not good at
computers or finances or acting so we had it took a few tries, but he had to show everyone that he donated the money to show what a great guy
Is again this is part of the performance that he's doing because he's a narcissist. He can't just do something nice
He needs people to see that he's doing things nice, and there's a reason why he does that
He does that so that he can then rub it in people's faces
Oh, yeah
There's some several and we'll get down to the some things that I have Carl that we're gonna have some fun with
At the after all this so good. Yeah, cuz I want to show that so we so we know we're talking about so John was just
teary-eyed
Very taken aback by the whole situation and then okay next part of the show
I go on hack verse anonymous and I play clips of Carl, right?
That's the next part of the show and he's met with this pleasant surprise
Yeah, give yourself a moment there John
Let's see
Look at this guys look at this right here Look at this guys, look at this right here.
Look at this.
Now, this is who Lady K is.
And I want everybody to read this.
This is who Lady K is.
Producer Chris, who worked with Carl for many years,
has a go for me for his daughter
with cancer. Carl donated a pitiful 100. What an insult.
There it is. There it is. A hundi. Now, you know, I just saw
this. Yeah, you're probably going to say like every amount
helps and it's great. All these people are contributing, so that's fan fantastic
I gave 50 Carl gave 100 everyone else can kick in whatever they can nice to see that she went above her goal
Continuing to outpour yeah
It doesn't matter that a guy with a big platform weaponized an audience in a battle against cancer and raised money up above the goal
Yeah, well, let's see.
See what he says.
A hundie.
I don't even know the fucking prick.
And I donated 50.
Come on, Johnny.
And this is the very-
You kind of ruined the whole thing.
You did just a couple minutes ago,
don't you think?
No.
There is tearing up over.
Also, for a second to serve his narrative,
I was a good guy for just a second
Yeah, who's worked for you all these years?
As opposed to last week when he was about to take you down
Yeah, he'll be back donated 50
And this is the very wealthy
Successful lady k
This is his co-hosts amazing that his hatred of me can get him to get over this so quickly I know get back into a good mood again. So the reason why
Narcissists do good deeds is so they can weaponize it. And that's what he's doing right here.
And he donated only 50 more than me?
I swear on my life, I didn't see that until now.
Holy shit.
Why does it matter?
Until I went on hack first and saw that.
That's who Lady K is to key your little boy lover
but I didn't I didn't add any of this just so you guys know this is all just
straight through why is he yelling at tooki because tooki is cute and he's
pissed at him so weird but I'm just amazed I like this one swing he's like
wiping tears and then backhanding everybody like like this
in one breath within 30 seconds i'm just astonished he has no self-awareness missy and i have been
talking about all these different traits that prove that john's a narcissist and suffers from
a narcissistic personality disorder and this clip couldn't sum it up better we'll get into why but
this is incredible that he would do this performative empathy
and then immediately into, I'm a better person than you
and I just proved it on my show, you cocksucker.
I'm just waiting to hear how I owe him 50 bucks.
I'm waiting for that part.
That's who he is.
After everything I've done for you.
And I didn't even know that.
I told the legend this morning, I'm done for you. Yeah, and I didn't even know that I told the legend this morning
I'm gonna donate 50
I had no idea
Ask the legend
Ask him. Okay, they'll fucking tell you
I have a question john if you knew you were gonna donate 50 this morning
Why don't you do it before your show started and not do it on your show?
That would have been the way to do it. I've never once given to charity during my show he was all the way on the other
side of his apartment yeah that's good point
unfucking believable is it you can't write this shit the reason why he said
that is because I said that to have he just watched the video me say also I can't actually write fucking lady k this is
crazy because we as I mentioned it starts with the performative empathy and
then the reason why you are showing that to everyone displaying that is so you
can rub that in people's faces after the fact missy I'll let you take the floor I
have some videos and some examples but so. So this is great. So, you know, you, you have your, your, uh, your traits.
So there are, and I'm, I'm actually working with someone, Carl,
and I'll plan on having him help out more. And, uh,
there is a diagnostic criteria that goes into, uh,
diagnosing a narcissist. And there are nine.
Now if you match five out of these nine that is the threshold
towards
Diagnosing someone for narcissistic person personality disorder. Okay
There's a lot of numbers and percentages and that go into this with and it gets pretty pretty
Deep so I'm gonna read off the nine
Criterias
That you know are the boxes to check off. Okay. I wonder what he won't be John. I'm gonna guess less than two
So there's like yeah if it matches all say, you know six is nine and max out and then you know if you want to go
As my friend said go full spinal tap and at 11 you know you know you're dealing with extra personality disorders and there are co-occurring
personality disorders with narcissism and again that kind of goes down deeper so I'm
gonna read off to you these nine criteria don't get excited when we hit a hundred percent, but okay, let's just let's just go
So and then you can tell me actually in this instance with his
With the the donation and this clip in particular which apply I have mine highlighted
But I love to hear what you guys have great. So let's start with number one grandiose sense of important self-importance. Yes
number two preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty,
or ideal love. I would be back on TV. I got it on this one. Yes, please do your best stuttering
John impersonation after each one of these because just to sum it up and verify. So number three, believe they are superior, special, or unique,
and expect others to recognize them as such.
I'm the duke of the devil verse, the only one with credits, the most famous person.
That's why they make fun of me, the jealous.
Cause I'm gonna brag.
I planned this party, I can drive drunk.
I plan this party I can drive drunk
All right number four require excessive admiration
Yeah, when he talks about even as a substitute teacher the children are holding him up on their shoulders and carry them out of the classroom. Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Number five, sense of entitlement is evident in these
individuals' unreasonable expectation of especially
favorable treatment.
Yes.
Yes, so.
So it's everyone else to recognize how amazing they are
at all times.
Right. And treat them accordingly, yes. So then number to recognize how amazing they are at all times and treat them accordingly. Yes.
So then number six is sense of entitlement. Don't get this one.
I'm not repeating. It sounds like it,
but sense of entitlement combined with a lack of sensitivity to the wants and
needs of others may result in a,
the conscious or unwitting exploitation of others. Follow that one.
Well that one, that one can be summed up just with the story that just came out this week.
They played it on the Uncle Rico show. John on his old podcast tells a story of his son staying
with him at his apartment and there's cat hair on the bed and the son doesn't want to sleep on the
cat hair. So then he has to drive the son back to Susannah's house. And as the kids getting out of the car, he says, I love you,
dad. And John gives him the silent treatment and John finds out that his son was crying
all night up all night crying because he let his dad down and his dad was upset with him
and didn't say he loved him.
You owe me an apology.
Yeah, you know, that's one of their behaviors. They do is is they love the silent treatment to maintain control
Just change his fucking sheets clean your clean fucking bed up
You make it sound so easy
Does he not own a vacuum?
Set of sheets he could about the bad like there had to be a solution to this.
So then we're thinking there's got to be, it's got to be cat shit, right?
It's got to be more than just cat hair on a bed I would imagine.
But he's so disgusting.
So, um, now we're at number seven.
Generally have a lack of empathy and have difficulty recognize,
recognizing the desires,
subjective experience and feelings of others.
I wonder if we saw that here. Number eight,
envious of others or believe that others are envious of them.
Yes, very much so.
Yeah, exactly. And number nine,
arrogant, haughty behaviors characterize these individuals. They often display snobbish
disdainful or
patronizing attitudes you're one of the biggest hacks I know
Like you could be a little smug from time to time that's better
I mean, I mean, I think that's the highest score John has ever school
I mean, I mean, I think that's the highest score John has ever scored. Yeah, right.
He finally ate something.
I took a narcissist test.
I was the best at it.
Yeah.
So this is, this is all like in a like psychology textbook, put it lightly, but these are from
that and there's a lot more. I was looking up there's a psychologist named Dr. Romani.
She has a YouTube channel and she did a video about performative empathy specifically.
I just have a couple of highlights from this now that we saw what John was doing right
there.
And that's those.
That's how he applies it right.
He applies it to show his grandiosity.
Yep.
Right. So here I'm showing you all the, look how great I am.
I'm better than Carl. Yep.
I just proved it and now I'm going to rub it in Carl's face and show everyone that I'm better.
Narcissistic folks are really good at doing things that can sometimes look to the world
as being nice and empathic when there is an audience. This is the kind of person who makes a great ceremony out of helping an older person across
the street when lots of people are watching or loudly offers to take out the trash at
a dinner party or rescues a bird and post it on next door and social media or keeps
bringing parcels of food to an elderly neighbor or brings home lots of takeout for
everyone. And even all of you are thinking Dr. Romany damn you are cynical girl that
seems empathic. Aren't those things empathic? Does it take that apart?
Posting it on social media. I mean, that's so stuttering. John right there he gets a
thank you card from a student or a parent or something. He has to take a photo of it
and post it on Twitter
Yeah, and then yeah, it's an email saying hey you you help me get over my stutter And he forwards it to his kids and his wife
That's why half of those examples are things that he would do and the others smack of way too much effort
Never get parcels of food anywhere, but what she's gonna like applied like he just like does it out of the blue
You're like no one asked for this.
Right.
And what she's gonna explain here is that
if you really were empathetic,
then you wouldn't then turn around and treat people like shit
after you do nice things.
If the very same person who is nursing that little bird
with an eyedropper is able to be invalidating
and raging and demeaning and abusing the people close
to them. I'm sorry, then that's just empathy for display. That on display empathy, that's
what we call performative empathy.
Yes. So that's John to a T because we know how John treats people when he doesn't get
what he wants and how we can just demean people and treat them like shit
And we see all of his relationships go to shit. And so what dr. Romani is saying here is that
Narcissists think that doing a good deed negates a bad thing. So they're working it out in their head
They're like why did two good things today two bad things. I'm good. I've figured it out, you know, we're even she explains
That's not how that works. Like a carbon credit. You can't put out the trash to cancel out verbally abusing someone.
Yet in the little tiny transactional brains of the narcissistic person, that's exactly how it
works for them, which is why they're shocked when you think they're not empathic. The notion of performative empathy really reinforces the narcissist's self-perception
that they're really nice people. And so when you tell them that they aren't being nice,
not only does it activate their inadequacy, but also their shame. And then they lash out at other people and they lash
out at you if you perceive them as being anything but a humane and good person.
Oh, do they lash out? Are they lashing out Lady K? Is that what they do?
This bruh is full of shit. Is she single? I would buy her a beer.
So she goes on to explain that they can't maintain relationships. Because of this type of behavior, it's very
transactional, they need to get something out of every
relationship they have. And that's john to a T, we can go
through the whole list of people that decided to finally like be
done with them. But this is the clip right here that I think
really sums up what we were talking
about as far as John performs a good deed only so he can then weaponize that in
his pursuit of being the better person.
And then the sort of the narcissistic person can weaponize those nice things they
did and use them against you in an argument or to silence you or stonewall you
or gaslight you. I'm a nice person, look what I did. At best, at best, it's empathy light. At worst, it's turning
pretend kindness into one more tool of abuse and the enablers all see it as look what a nice person
they are. So I say, beware narcissists bearing gifts or favors or rescuing or putting out the trash.
That performance may not only leave you gaslighted by other people,
it muddies the waters and makes those trauma bonds even stronger.
Trauma bonds.
That's very interesting right there only because John's been bragging about
saving lives lately. So again, he needs this credit, he needs this validation
instead of just doing a good deed
and knowing that you did a good thing
and you'll do another good thing tomorrow.
It's no, no, no, I need credit every second of every day
for all the good things that I've done.
Well, because narcissism really like,
there is like the root, root, root, root cause.
A lot of it, it lies on low self-esteem.
Correct. It's really where it all lies. low self-esteem correct is really where it
all lies and then you know one of the things that you know if you want I can
read it narcissistic traits may be particularly common in adolescents and
do not necessarily indicate that the individual will go on to have narcissus
personality disorder the individuals with narcissus personality disorders may
have special difficulties adjusting to the onset of physical and occupational limitations that are inherent in the aging process,
which I find pretty apparent now at John, like narcissism actually gets worse with age.
Yes, it's very obvious.
You can't hide it as well.
That is an interesting thing. Like everyone's a narcissist up to the age of five or six. You don't have empathy.
You don't understand. You smack someone in the face and then they start crying like, dummy. You know, you just keep moving. And then you slowly
develop a sense of other people, other people's feelings and understanding that. John obviously
skipped that step. Because how many times have we talked about his behavior being childish?
He's very much a child still in the way that he's behaved that it has to do with his narcissism.
So one more thing I want to play for you guys drunk engineer sent me a video
From this channel called baggage claim and the video was called our narcissists happy and it's really focused on Meghan Markle
who
Missy B
maybe that's what we should discuss in a future time because
Meghan Markle is another one of these that it's through the roof and
I thought there were some interesting things that happened at this video because Meghan Markle is another one of these that it's through the roof and I
thought there were some interesting things that happened at this video it's
this self absorption that makes narcissists ultimately massive failures
of whatever work they pursue because they care so much about getting attention
in the shortest of cut ways rather than engaging in any form of arduous hard
work that would get them genuine success how funny funny is that? John cuts every corner.
He's never prepared for a show.
He does the worst show.
He doesn't even try to make it better.
When people tell him, hey John, just grab the URL
of the clip you want to play so you can just paste it in
and watch it.
Still, he's still, oh, where is that?
Oh, scrubbing through things, looking through things,
scrolling.
Yeah.
He'll never figure it out.
With the diagnostic criteria, you have moderate or greater impairment in the personality functioning
manifested by characteristic difficulties in two or more of the following areas.
So there's identity, self-direction, empathy, and intimacy.
Intimacy with relationships and just generally how he handles you, Carl, Vinny, and all that.
And with this, it's a self-direction.
Goal setting based on gaining approval from others personal
standards unreasonably high in
Order to see oneself as exceptional or too low based on a sense of entitlement
Often unaware of own motivations. That's a big opi one right there actually
So like this it's crazy like we can keep going
Oh, yeah, no shit. So like this, it's crazy.
Like we can keep going.
Oh, Opie's another great example of a guy
who puts zero work into it and just expects everyone
to praise him and think he's amazing.
Remember when Opie said, holy shit,
Opie's like, if I wanted to, I'd be bigger than Joe Rogan.
Like he literally thinks that.
Yeah.
He's a fucking narcissist.
But all right, let's get back to this video
because something interesting is coming up here.
Oh, did you have something, Andy?
I was just gonna comment that video cuz something interesting is coming up here. Oh, did you have something Andy? I was just gonna
Comment that I just Did a lot of research about the royal we did the Royals for all apologies
Yeah, Joe was talking about Meghan Markle and Harry and I was struggling to understand how people with all of the opportunity
all of the money and opportunity in front of them that
Fuck it up every single time. I was like,
how is it possible? You, your podcast, your, your brand, her brand deal with Dior. There's
all these things are cooking show is all falling apart. And I was like, how is it possible?
And now, now I'm starting to understand it. Makes nothing but sense. She doesn't want
to put any of the work in. Oh, she's the laziest fuck. Yeah. It's about being authentic. Narcissists also care more about seeming virtuous rather than
actually being virtuous. Since their narcissism is trying to hide from them their own insecurities,
it constantly tells them that they are far superior to others. This means that narcissists don't
believe that they need to earn being looked at as superior since they already are. And since they are
superior, they believe that anything they say should be accepted as gospel by the public. Their
narcissism shields them from the harsh truth that while they are sophisticated in their ability to
ensnare their victims, pose as victims, and generally stir up attention and intrigue,
narcissists are far from being the most intelligent people in the room.
You're really going to be the victim, John.
You're not that smart.
You're not as bright as you think you are.
And there is a spectrum of that too.
There are with personality disorders that there are high IQ, highly functioning narcissists,
and those are normally serial killers.
Right.
Yes.
That is true.
So one more clip on here because I just thought that
the way that she summarizes this video is explaining that narcissists will never realize that they're the problem
no matter how many relationships fall apart,
no matter how bad things can get for them,
they will never ever,
this is what's so fascinating about stuttering John.
John lives in a 500 square foot shithole studio apartment
and he sits there and he goes, I'm winning guys.
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
Carl's a loser.
I'm obviously winning.
But it's crazy that that continues.
This brings me to my final point
that will also help us answer the question
about whether narcissists ever realize
that they are the problem.
Simply put, the answer is no.
Because of their ego, narcissists see themselves
a certain way,
perfect and a perfect victim. And anything that challenges that perception, whether externally
or internally, is quickly ejected to the trash heap. So when they're forced to contend with being
abandoned by all those people that they try to use as fuel, they don't see themselves as the
perpetrators. They see themselves as the victims. That person abandoned me. This person didn't see
all the ways I did so much for them
I'm always mistreated by everyone these types of thoughts burnish their tenuous self-esteem and keep them afloat for another day and on and on
They roll in their delusion again like everything that I've been doing to research
Narcissistic personality disorder just points to celery John to a T. It's incredible. We just gave him a hundred score on the nine
To a tee it's incredible. We just gave him a hundred score on the nine
Nine but yeah, I gotta say real quick. I feel like every time I see videos of people who cover narcissists They're always Indian is there a lot of
Maybe I know
Fuck yourself
Maybe it's a do with there being 1.4 billion people where they're like, you know, I'm probably not that significant. No, wait, I'm the most significant
I have been seen and I love it
But yeah, so missy I love exploring this topic with you, I think it's very interesting especially in this day and age
What do we cover like you you brought up Opie people watch who are these socials have seen me bring up this guy
We call woke dad Daniel Alexander who gets on tick tock and pats himself on the back.
And now what he's doing is he's arguing with trolls one on one, like putting up the comment
and explaining why he's, he is an amazing father. And it's like, these are all traits
of a narcissist. And so missy, I'd like to break this down more with you over the coming
weeks. I love it.
And I'll leave you with this fun fact.
Up to 15% of US adults have at least one personality disorder.
So we're all fucked up, basically.
Yeah, I would have thought it'd be more than 15%.
It is high.
It is high.
It's true.
I think most of it is in the Indian culture, actually, when I think about it.
Wow, wow. I think most of it is in the Indian culture actually and I think about it. Oh wow whoa
So much shrapnel today
Missy if you want to hang out I'm we are gonna be talking about Frenchy Hana. It's up to you I love hanging out with you guys. Okay cool, then you are more than welcome to hang out
Before we get into that though. I have another mr. Magenta song that came in and Steel Panther's one of my favorite bands.
This is a Steel Panther parody. Am I always winning and so damn cool?
A bloated body, a stroke filled face It's like God fucked up all over the place
But that homo Carl is jealous, can't you see?
It's no bird of being retarded like me.
I've got the brains of a genius, don't you agree?
I'm only 58 but look 103.
If I join the high school football team
The Buffalo Bills woulda drafted me
But this world of asshole gamblers will never see
It's so freeing being retarded like me.
Ignorance is bliss, isn't it?
Congrats, John.
Alright, something happened this week that was a sign, and I don't think there's coincidences
in this life, I think things happened for a reason, and I was getting clips from two
different listeners, Catherine and
Anne Thoreau about our friend Frenchie. Welcome to Pure Genuine where we dive
into authentic experience like never before. Yes, yes it's your host right here
Frenchie Hanna. Yes.
Now producer Chris, do you remember what you can call Frenchy Hanna? You can call her Frenchy
or you can call her Hanna.
Oh right.
Or you can call her Frenchy Hanna.
But not Kiki anymore, right?
No, she's no longer Kiki Podcast.
Okay.
Formally. So she has a podcast called Pure Genuine, formerly the Kiki podcast, and she is a trans-blasian, and we think that there's
probably something going on, and she addresses that.
This is a video she put out to address the haters, because since we kind of shined a
flashlight on her, people are wondering what the fuck is going on.
Substance abuse, you mean? Yeah. Oh, okay. a flashlight on her people are wondering what the fuck is going on abuse me yeah okay somebody said
somebody called me please youtube do better somebody said how the f did i get here here on
coke trying to do a podcast nobody's not on code like you guys don't know me like I am sober I am clean I am being
authentic and healthy as possible like y'all are crazy How high are you in this video?
here
mother effing
Genuine, okay
This is what I do
I'm a content creator
podcaster video editor
journalists
Okay, y'all gonna say I'm on drugs or whatever you guys go ahead and say that
I bet you're not getting up doing what you love to do you get up
Yeah, I bet you're not getting up to do what you want to do
You're not saying that you're not drugs is actually what I got up to do today
Want to do. You're not doing what you want to do,
because you don't got it.
You just want to look at people's success
and prey on their downfall, because they're
doing successful things, and you're not.
OK?
You probably never went to school
and got a degree or a certificate or whatever.
I just finished journalism three days ago.
Oh.
Boom. Done.
Two years and five months.
Wow.
Of studying and working and learning on things that I love.
What do you think that means? I just got a journalism.
I just finished journalism.
Yeah. What is that? A degree?
Wait, did that clip just end? Yeah, got a journalism. I just finished the journalism Yeah, what is that?
end
Yeah, that's that's the video that yeah, that was the video
There's no there's no bumper out. Well, and she even says she's a video editor
Got the creation video I just gotta say that if a bunch of people are telling you that you seem like you're high
I would maybe internalize that back
Why does everyone think I'm high? I don't do drugs like is there something about my behavior?
Something about my mannerisms that people are thinking this
Even Jim Brewer like a dress like he always looked high
wasn't
Katherine who's fascinated by Frenchie
Emailed in a couple of the clips from episode 2 of pure genuine that we didn't get to
That are fascinating and I appreciate
Catherine for sending these in you can go all the way down
Today's fashion Gen Z is doing good with fashion
They're doing good
With the fashion part. I love it. I love it, I love it, I love it.
Yeah, this is the best.
And it's just the beginning.
Cause what I'm saying is we can mix 80s with 2000s,
we can mix 2000s with 70s, we can just keep it 70s, we can just keep it 70s we can keep it
90s we can keep it
2000 you know
50s 40s Even seeing people wearing clothes from the 1800s. But not the 60s. 1800s.
1800s.
1800s.
Yes, but this is where it gets nasty.
Fuck the 60s.
And making them look good.
I forgot what fashion line.
There's a new fashion line, this new designer.
Forget her name, but she went to school in San Francisco, California.
She went to some art design shop for clothing and she, dang I did research on her.
I forget her name but she has this line where it's like 1800s. Come on.
1920s clothing.
1930s, nothing is just right there.
It's where it stops, 1930s.
So this new clothing line out of San Francisco, California
does clothing from like 1800s and the 1920s.
Right.
And the 1930s, and that's where it stops, okay
That I love the premise of this because I don't know anything about fashion obviously
But now you're an expert
Because apparently Jen Z says you can wear anything you want all the time as long as it's not 60s no flowers
Yeah, no colored fucking jeans asshole. No color jeans either although the jury's still out on that
I'm so confused about the color jeans thing if I'm being honest
So that's that's really good stuff
Frenchie now. She's gonna explain. What's cool about?
Gen Z why Gen Z is killing it who is this Jen Z?
You know what's cool with Gen Z what they made it where
They made it where
Any age can wear whatever you want oh I want to look my age no you
can be your age wearing clothes you can be yourself three you can be four
shirt anything you want to dress like a barbarian
What?
Accepted what by different walks of life of minorities
You want to dress like gang is con you look good. I gotta say the flying question marks is your background have never applied
That's the cool thing I like it will even what I'm wearing right now like you guys look at this look I'm gonna show you guys the outfit is not skinny jeans
I'm not wearing nothing skinny jeans on me right now
On your arms skinny jeans on me right now
Your arms I'm not wearing skinny jeans in my arms. No one was accusing you of wearing skinny jeans. We thought you were on drugs
Good deflection for a job about drugs. We'll get up banging my pants are
Got me there
That's fun. So, Adam Thoreau
just found out that Frenchie has another YouTube channel.
And I am so excited about this.
You were playing that guy earlier who had two YouTube channels, one had 4,000 subscribers, one had 8,000.
Yeah.
Why do they people make multiple YouTube channels? Put all your stuff on one YouTube channel.
Why do they do that? Stupid.
He, I think it was because his other channel was about pranks.
And then another channel was about pranks and then
Another channel about jacking off probably put that a different channel. So this is super exciting because
Frenchie did a video
Where we get to know her better and we have a lot of questions as you all know
this is
Frenchie's 20 fun facts about herself and this is from five years ago so we're going to
see a young frenchie telling us about herself so we can get to know her frenchies world is the name
of the channel hey you guys welcome back to the frenchies's world. Yes, it's me, Francie, and I'm back at it again
with another video.
A video for who?
A video for you guys.
Yay! Yes!
Hey, welcome.
Yes, you guys, this video is going to be
20 fun facts of me.
20 fun facts of Francie. Yeah facts video, I'm not watching it this one. I was like I'm watching this entire video I can't wait to find out about this. All right, we're gonna go through these you ready guys ready to learn about frechie? Yeah number one
You guys know me better
I'm not into fun facts if I see a fun facts video
I'm not watching it this one I was like I'm watching this entire video
I can't wait to find out about this. All right, we're gonna go through these you ready guys ready to learn about frechie? Yeah
Number one you guys
I'm not into fun facts if I see a fun facts video. I'm not watching it this one. I'm not into fun facts if I see a fun facts video
I'm not watching it this one. I'm not into fun facts if I see a fun facts video
I'm not watching it this one. I'm not into fun facts if I see a fun facts video I'm not watching it this one. I'm not into fun facts if I'm watching this entire video. I can't wait to find out about this all right We're gonna go through these you ready guys you're gonna learn about frechie. Yeah number one you guys I am pescatarian
Yes, I am
Gonna go this is the number one
Okay, so she avoids land-based meats, okay
I knew the first thing I was just like please it's gonna be something like I don't like pickles
Yeah, it was pretty close. Who fucking cares? All right, it's gonna get better. Hold on. Hold on. We're gonna learn some stuff here today
I am OCD
Yes, I'm very very OCD. I
Like my place to be clean.
Oh, that's not what OCD is for.
She likes stuff to be clean?
No, no, no, no.
If you're OCD, you gotta have a bunch of shit underneath your finger to hell.
You gotta never change the guitar strings in your guitar.
Bleed in your jeans.
Show up late to work.
Work?
You're not understanding this at all. new jeans show up late to work.
You're not understanding this at all. Okay. Let's see what, uh,
let's skip over to number three here.
Number three, you guys, I'm very adventurous.
She's very adventurous.
I like to venture out. You guys, I think I get it from my dad.
My dad doesn't venture out of California for that. It's amazing.
It's amazing.
I'm very adventurous. I get it from my father.
My father's not adventurous at all.
He's never been anywhere.
Holy shit.
Alright.
That one's fun, but number four might be my favorite.
I have a fear of furniture.
Number four is my favorite.
Number four, you guys, I am gay. favorite I have a fear of furniture that report my favorite I wish you had a better microphone son. That would be a great drop to have on the board
This actually because we found out from the interview she did with Rio the bearded ladyboy that she's a trans woman
So that and I'm sorry guys. It's 2024. I can't figure it. I can't wrap my head around this. Is she a gay man?
Who dresses like a woman? Well, that would be I wouldn't be a
Cross dress. Yeah, that's different
So I don't know I can't figure out because I would think by definition if she's a woman she's gay for women
Maybe that's why they're teaching this stuff at school now, because it is very confusing.
We can all agree that in this video,
she looks more like Millie Vanilli gay.
Correct.
All right?
Okay, yeah.
What's it called?
What's that?
What's it called when a guy's gay for a girl?
It's called marriage.
Super gay.
You guys, I drink water a lot.
I drink water a lot.
When you said, don't like pickles, you couldn't believe it was gonna be I drink water.
More than anything.
Soda and juices, but I drink water more than anything.
That is a fun fact.
Wow, I know. What a fun fact that is.
Hopefully they get better.
This one is fantastic.
Number six, blue and pink is my favorite color.
Guys, I've never told anyone this before,
but tacos and pizza is my favorite food.
Mom and dad is my favorite food mom and dad
is my favorite parent rockin jazz is my favorite music they're both my favorite
pink is my all-time favorite color you can see blue in my hair yes I love blue and I love pink too. I know when I'm pink right now, I mean my watch is rose gold.
I mean it looks like pink and gold mixed together.
Is this scripted? Is this just at the top of her head? This is incredible. I don't know how you make a video like this.
Alright, I'll just tell you number seven was that Frenchie is a twin. Frenchie has a fraternal
twin brother she explains. That's my brother. That's your twin right there? All right. Let's
go to to number eight. Number seven. She's a twin. Number eight. Number eight. Number eight. I only
been in two relationships with genetic females. Yes. Real genetic females. only been in two relationships with genetic females.
Yes, real genetic females only been in two relationships with two genetic females.
Is that how you say that?
Maybe because it's five years old, real genetic females.
Have you heard that before, Missy?
No, I've never heard that.
As a real genetic female, have you heard that term before?
As a real genetic female from day one.
Yeah. It's different, right? Have you heard that as a real genetic female from day one? Yeah?
It's different right I can't wrap my head around this
We've got that question mark overhead, it's not part of
How you have to identify now missus
Being gay I've been in four relationships
So far, but I only been in two relationships with
Real genetic female yes
Okay, very good. What was your down?
What's the downstairs status for each relationship?
Dude, Andy, these are the questions I wanted I'm waiting for those fun facts. Do have a cocktail or not? That's the question. That's what we all want to know Yeah, I was with a woman with a cock and I was with a woman without a guy, right?
Is there like a math question where it's like if I had two gay relationships
And now how many non-gay relationship wish right gay men?
Real gay men, you know what? I didn't study hard enough for this exam. I'm gonna excuse myself
Your impressions coming along nicely though, miss
All right, so that's actually my brain fart I that I couldn't think for that moment
number nine is
she doesn't like hookah. She goes, I don't like hookah at all.
I used to smoke a hookah a lot. I don't anymore. Okay. That's fun. Let's go to number 10. This one
is crazy. Listen closely. Tell me if I'm hearing this wrong. Number 10. I love, number 10, I love smell goods. Yes, you guys, I love smell goods.
Whenever I go to a store,
I always gotta go to Owl that has smell goods.
God, I love to smell smell goods.
What?
Okay, good, I'm glad that you all are on the same page as me.
She loves smell goods.
Good.
Is that a thing?
Is that a category of goods?
Yeah, I would imagine candles would be an example to smell good
Frenchie I'm sorry. I'm starting to get the impression these aren't in any order of importance
Are we building to something?
Number 11 I don't like smell bad You know, rotten fish, stuttering John department. Yes, you guys, I love smell good.
Girl, yes, I love smell good.
Like, yes.
You guys.
Number 11, you guys, I have five sisters and four brothers,
including me with my brothers, that's five.
I have five sisters, five brothers.
That equals up to 10.
Is that incredible?
I love her mad.
She's amazing.
That equals up to 10.
Yeah, five and five, you're right about that.
I played Krebs. That is half the amount.
Oh, no, nevermind.
I've only been in four relationships.
At least she didn't include herself and her siblings.
I was waiting for it.
Yeah.
Number 12.
I am a Pisces.
Me and my fraternal brother, we are Pisces.
And I have...
Wait a second.
You and your twin are the same sign?'s crazy. Oh shit me my genetic brother
All right, and then 13 is she loves to cook and
Then she says so does her brother who makes a great breakfast
He goes out of that about her brother making breakfast for a while
Is there a reason why you're telling us the numbers of the other ones?
It's too long.
It's too long.
It's too long of a video.
It gets really boring.
She's just like, he makes this breakfast.
You won't believe it.
So good.
But then she finds out.
Then we find out how she learned how to cook because she loves cooking.
How I learned how to cook.
I looked it up on YouTube how to cook
like I went on YouTube and I look up for different recipes and I just made me
what they were doing on YouTube and then that's how I learned how to cook good. My little brother, I don't know where you got that skill from. I don't. I really don't but
Yeah
Number 14 you guys I used to be in the hip-hop dance group back in high school
Back in 2009. Yes. I was in that hip-hop dance group
back in high school
hip-hop dance group back in high school 2009.
Number 15. If she says she played tambourine for Eddie Money,
I'm outta here.
I was the bass player in Eddie Money.
You mean at least Vosswell or the rhythm section.
I remember playing in the rhythm section with Fred Gihana.
in a rhythm section with Frenchy Hanna
I am team
galaxy
The fact that she owns a fucking galaxy
Holy shit You're the reason why I have green text messages
Yeah, right you're rooting for the rest of us. Number 16. You guys, I like chocolate
and gummy candies.
Not the sour gummy candies,
but I love gummy candies.
Chocolate and gummy
candies. Yes, you guys, I love
chocolate and gummy candies.
Number 17. You guys,
I like the ones where she doesn't
have anything to elaborate on, she just repeats it over and over again.
I like chocolate and I like gummies. I like gummies and I like chocolate. I like the ones where she doesn't have anything to a wap right now. She just repeats it over and over again I like chocolate and I like gummies. I like gummies and I like chocolate
I like chocolate chocolate's good and I like gummies gummies are good. So just to recap
That's a sour cat
Not that holiday ham
I'm the worst texter
Like I have people tell me that I'm dry when I text man
So dry? Yeah, she says I'm the worst texter.
People tell me I'm dry when I text. You can't get your thoughts in order. That's why you're bad at
texting. I can't imagine that she can sit down and write a sentence. Yeah. Right. There's no
fucking way the way that she talks. So then she explains. But don't call each other the exact same
time got it okay good to know phones work short
Frenchies texting me houseplant school bus guy doing this
Number 18 yeah number 19 Number 19, you guys. I'm good at doing that. But my go to is either me calling you or you calling me. We can talk on the phone for hours.
Number 18, you guys, I talk a lot when I drink.
When I have alcohol in my system, I talk a lot.
Sorry kids if you're watching my video, but don't do
alcohol until you turn 21
Call it till you turn 21. I think she's stuck like no
Drugs alcohol. Yeah. Good point. I
Said this about Tommy from MSCS media like English can't be this person's first language, right? Right? I
Got to imagine
But then we were watching the Mexican show earlier in the program and they kept going back and forth between Spanish and English
I never hear like break into another language though. She just can't speak English well at all. Yeah
when you turn 21, I mean, I guess it's your choice if you want to drink alcohol, but-
Thank you.
You know what I just realized? This is like how chat GPT, if you ask a question that is concerning
for some reason, you'll ask a question say about alcohol alcohol. They'll be like, well, you shouldn't consume
more than three alcoholic beverages a day.
And it'll give you the whole lecture about it.
Just fucking answer the question, asshole.
I talk about when I drink alcohol.
If you're under 21, don't drink alcohol.
And when you do turn 21, it's a decision that you can make,
but you probably shouldn't, because it's not great.
And if you're pregnant, but.
I like how she has to say that,
as if some child's gonna be like, Frenchie person said I used to drink alcohol mom you
say don't talk enough I'm drinking whiskey every day
I mean I talk a lot I talk good I talk good when I'm alcohol.
I'm not saying nothing bad. I'm just very talking when I drink alcohol. When I have
alcohol in my system.
I'm trying to figure this out. Would I want to hang out with Frenchie when she's drunk?
I was just thinking that too. Like, does she talk faster?
I think it'd be faster. I wouldn't do it every weekend, but I think it would be fast.
How many other people are in the room?
I mean, oh yeah, no, we'd have to be some other people.
Yeah.
It's just saying drunk stream for us.
Yes.
Fred drug stream.
Hey, Vince, the lawyer, you never do anything productive.
Can you please send Frenchy some vodka, send it to her house.
We're in 19 guys.
some vodka sent out to her house. Number 19, you guys, I work out every day, seven days a week, even on holidays, even if I'm giving a cookout or I'm going to a cookout, you know, but...
Who said anything about a cookout? I work out every day! Not when there's a cookout though, right? Ah, no, even when there's a cookout
I make room for that macaroni salad. That's so stupid cookouts don't happen in the morning. Hey everyone can work out before
I work out before I go to a cookout or I work out before during the cookout would be weird I agree with that before it's probably the way to finish. You might say it
The cookout would be weird I agree with that
She might say it
But yes, you guys I work out every day seven days fishing for compliments
two times a
Day or
It just depends I work out one time a day or two times a day
Here's the last one tell us if you have a penis come on, you know, you can do it
She goes about she likes spicy food for a while So we just play the end of this video, how she wraps things up. Well, there goes the end of my video of my 25 facts about me. So you guys could better understand
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Oh part two coming soon. Why is there so much more time after like 40 seconds? Yeah, just nothing
Maybe this is before she got really good video. Yes. She has this up on the screens. You can follow her on snapchat Instagram
Twitter Wondering something I Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter. So I don't know. And throw does this, but he found this YouTube
channel that we didn't know about because we only knew what the pure genuine one. And so I
figured it was an older account. It's freaking active Frenchies world. Just three days ago,
there's a new video. Nine days before that, there's all these videos out here. I'm so excited. It's
the whole new world to Frenchie is pure. Gen genuine doesn't get updated enough and see how she she calls herself Hannah Blasian
Yeah
Two to three videos a week
Does she know what an ablation is though, isn't it a black Asian person?
I was thinking an ablation like when you oblate something. Yeah, I think it's a black Asian person? I was thinking an ablation like when you oblate something. Oh, yeah, I think it's a black Asian person
Oh, yeah, it is a black Asian person
Fantastic I'm really excited about this. Yeah, thanks Adam. Oh, it's just almost 500 subs to on this
Huh?
304 make it happen guys make it happen. This is so exciting
So happy for Frenchie live in her best life
Here in January 67,000 views since 2017
Good for you Frenchie
That's that's yes
Yes, yes. Yes
All right, I want to do a real quick update on the whole steeltoe thing
People are accusing me of getting myself involved in steel towel, but for all this time. I wasn't involved in steel towel and
It was the crazy people well
I would I would play that for you, but
No, I absolutely love that reality show I
Am enthralled by these two ladies and we'll definitely get back to them
But the videos don't get as many views on YouTube for some reason. I guess it's not catching out. We got to
We got to get people
realizing how
Genuinely hilarious those two are together.
I really would like an animated show. Oh, I am wearing my shirt, too.
The shit we are.
Fantastic work by Troy Smith and then my brother for for making a shirt.
Speaking of my brother, stuttering John was watching Chad
and Chad was talking about talking to my brother, Stuttering John was watching Chad and Chad was talking
about talking to my brother in Atlantic City because they met for lunch. My
sister-in-law and my brother met with Chad for lunch.
Talking. Grant was a pretty nice guy down to earth, doesn't want to get
involved, not trying to throw him under the bus, but we had a nice nice conversation we're talking and you know he kind of knows what's going on he
said to me and I quote listen I'll never defend Carl whatever Carl's doing is
he's on his own sometimes he crosses the line I don't even want to deal with it
Carl my brother said I'll never defend Carl that's not like something my
brother would say I don't even like the fucking turn to be honest
I just go to all the live shows and all right all does his own thing, but I'll never defend him
And he also said yeah, you're pretty funny guy. I don't understand why he's always coming at you. Chad is always lying
It's unbelievable. My brother said to Chad you're a pretty funny guy. I don't know why Carl's always coming at you
And have you lost weight? Yeah
And what was the last time we talked about Chad leading up to Atlantic City? I don't know why Carl's always coming at you. And have you lost weight? Yeah, right. Yeah, right.
And when was the last time we
talked about Chad?
Leading up to Atlantic City,
we then talked about Chad for
many, many months.
Also after Atlantic City.
Right.
So this whole thing where my
brother's going, yeah, no,
Chad, you're fine.
We all like you.
I don't know what my brother's
problem is.
I would never defend him.
This is all bullshit.
And he also said this, that a
lot of this was getting to
Carl.
Especially stuff about his mom wife. That was bothering him. Look at John. Look at John. And he also said this, that a lot of this was getting to Carl, especially
stuff about his mom, wife that was bothering him.
Look at John celebrating.
Oh yeah.
The mom wife is getting to him.
Oh yeah.
Me and my mom, wife can't get over it.
It's so devastating to our family.
In closed doors.
This shit was bothering him.
The Carl impression was bothering the Carl impression.
That's from your own brother dog. He never stops lying. This guy, by the way, I want to point this out
because one of the things that I found out about Chad from my brother who met up with
him in Atlantic City and I felt bad. I didn't talk about Chad specifically because of this
reason. Chad's a mess and I don't know if it's alcoholism or other health issues or what's going on.
But the guy's shaking at all times
when he met with my brother and sister-in-law.
And he can't even like hold onto a fork.
He couldn't show something on his phone
because he was shaking so bad.
And I'm like, oh, well, this guy's not long for this world.
He's not doing it.
He's probably nervous meeting Grant and his sister.
I think he does get nervous
They're just shot. I think his nerves are shot
I think his nerves are shot and because he says this it's you know
It's a projection, but he says a lot to me when he's making fun of me. He's like oh, girl
Were you nervous were you nervous cry like no do I look nervous do I ever look nervous?
Are you talking about Chad, but I think he gets very nervous
But it also might be alcohol withdrawal or maybe he was drinking.
I mean he tells the story in Atlantic City where they were on this crazy bender all night
and then he got on an airplane and flew back home.
So maybe he was already wasted and was drinking vodka on the plane to get there.
I don't know what the deal is but I felt bad. My brother's like,
Carl he's in, well I shouldn't talk to my brother. I don't know what the deal is, but I felt bad. My brother's like, Carl, he's in, well, I shouldn't talk to my brother.
I don't know, paraphrasing.
He's not in good shape.
It's not looking good.
And Chad's a pathological loser.
Still the funniest thing that Kevin Brennan has ever said.
Now, guess who else is watching Chad Zubach these days?
Aaron Imholt.
Now, if you remember, Aaron and Chad, not friends, not a good history there.
Aaron thought that him and Chad were gonna have this cool, fun internet beef war thing.
And then Chad immediately went to, all right, I contacted your ex-wife and I'm promoting her
book and I'm going to have her on the show. And here's what your kids look like. And this is
your wife's kids. And I contacted April and Aaron's like, all right, I'm out of here. This fucking sucks. I don't want anything to do with this. And
they stopped talking about Chad. Now all of a sudden they're teaming up or something.
It seems like Aaron wants to be buddies with, with Chad Zubak because Chad goes after me. had Zumaq today. I saw on Twitter that he was live and I went, I gotta see this. He
was a shitting on Carl and I'm like, I gotta, I gotta watch him shit on Carl because Carl
kind of, you know, I'm not, I'm not angry at Carl. It's just, you know, I'm not angry at Carl.
It's just, you know, pro wrestling,
baby face heel turn phony bullshit.
Did nobody hear what I said?
It's so bizarre to me that everyone's like,
oh, now Carl's jumping on the bandwagon
and he's going after steel toe.
What I said was, this has to be a work.
I was on air inside.
I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. Well, the doubt well that like no you can't be going through a divorce
You wouldn't be handling it this poorly
It's gotta be a work, and you're gonna show and I still believe it could happen on Monday morning
April shows up next to him, and they go haha. We got you guys right if this isn't all fake then you're pathetic
You're gonna come on here. Go. Oh, it's not fake well
Yeah, I know.
That's so weird about it.
When he came on and said, I was a narcissist, I treated April wrong, I gotta work on that,
that's on me.
And then he came back a week later and goes, turns out I'm not a narcissist.
I got laughed out of the therapy room when I suggested I might be.
They're like, ha ha, as if.
Get out of here, you whippersnapper, you're killing it.
It's like when John says he has a 100% healthy heart when he goes to the doctor and he's
in perfect shape. It's like, these. Yeah, you're making this up obviously
But I mean, it's good for the doubt that this is all fucking work
I don't know obviously April got the house with the set in it in the divorce because what the fuck's going on behind him
It looks like shit. Yeah, I'm getting that it that it's he's a loser and it's not a work. He was gonna get a green screen
He was talking about it. That's another thing
Erin I'm sorry. I'm watching your show through various shows and I see these things you're doing. It's weird
Sorry, I was gonna get a green screens order to green screens gonna get lights
He's gonna have this different setup and then he does this he's like, yeah, this is actually better than the green screen
terrible
It looks it looks like this isn't your profession.
There's nothing professional about this at all. All right.
So Aaron talks about me called me and yeah,
he's talking about a conversation that Aaron and I had on the phone.
I want to address this. Yeah, it was a, you do a good show.
I think that's why he hates you so much. Melton and I'm so fucking
paraphrasing. Uh, I don't get what this Melton guy's obsession with you guys is. And then fast
forward, not even a year later. And I guess we got to sell, uh, sell tickets to hack a mania.
So now my divorce is a work. So I literally disagreed with Melton. I called him on a show.
I said, I think you're wrong about this. And then I did a show where I explained why I thought
Melton was wrong about this. He's trying to say I'm buddying up with Melton versus him. Not the case at all. But let me explain what that conversation was. And I talked to Melton about this on this show. So everyone's got this revisionist history right now. Patrick Melton was telling people to reach out to the attorney general of Minnesota to get them in trouble for running an illegal lottery.
Because he was doing these things,
like if you donate to the, whatever, their PayPal,
or if you give them donations,
then you're in a running to win a prize.
And it's like, that's illegal.
You can't, that's how sweepstakes work.
You can't do that.
But Patrick Melton, I mean, I know that,
but Patrick Melton was telling people
to get them in trouble, go at it.
And I go, Patrick, we're just doing internet shows.
It's a rose.
Why are you telling people to, you know, we don't want to strike channels.
You don't want to reach out to attorney generals or call the police, get people swatted.
Like all of this stuff is stupid.
We're not, it's not adding to entertainment in any way.
It's dumb.
So that was the conversation I had with Aaron.
I'm like, I don't know why these people want to take things to attorney generals. Like it's just, that was the crazy part to me. I didn't
say like, dude, you do an amazing show. Everyone's jealous of you. I guarantee you. I didn't do
that. What a queer, I'm sorry. I mean, I don't have any personal animosity towards the guy,
but like an emergency, no offense, any emergency episode is gay to begin with, but an emergency episode to go, but I think that guy's divorce is not real.
Yeah, that you know what? I just love putting myself through this on a regular basis.
You're getting a ton of eyeballs. You showed up on your show with some crazy growth coming out of his bottom lip on Friday.
He did this showing on. Yeah. All of these people. I think the He did this show. What the fuck is going on with these people?
All of these people, I think the stress is getting to them. They're not having fun, obviously.
The reason to announce it was very simple. People were throwing rumors out there. They
were saying all kinds of shit. So I said, you know what? Let's just tell...
Yeah, so the point is, Aaron's getting all these eyeballs on him right now. All these
people are watching. I think he's hitting his goals and everything like that.
So it's not as if it's crazy for me to think that this is a work that he's trying to draw
all this attention to himself and then eventually turn it around and all the haters are like,
ah, see?
In fact, if he was better at this than he is, that would have been what he did.
My original opinion was nobody's fucking business.
And then finally I was like,
they are saying some wild shit. And I don't want people saying wild shit. So I'll just
throw, I'll throw them what it is. And then I did. So this is the funny part too. He goes,
so I was lying to everyone and then I realized I was going to get caught in my life. So I
told the truth and curls an asshole for thinking that I'm lying about this. Well, you just said that you were lying about cause he was telling all these
stories about having April doing great.
She still wants them to show.
She still loves the show.
They're together.
And then it turned out to all be a lie.
If this really is what the truth now, who knows?
So it's not that crazy for me to think that this could be a work.
All right.
This is a, him complimenting Chad Zubak.
Something.
So I see the mud shark today,
and the mud shark is on there like,
ah, Aaron, I fucking told you about Carl and fucking,
like Chad was going on a rant and he was nailing it.
Like Chad was actually doing a good rant
and he was right about a lot of the stuff he was saying.
So I was like, you know what?
I'm throwing a mud shark 10 bucks. And I said, here you go, arch enemy. You know, here's this, here's that. And he was being very nice to everybody.
You know, he was, you know, calling the rumors that are horse shit, horse shit. And I appreciated
that. Uh, we don't like each other, you know, but, uh, I thought it was really cool of it. I thought it was really not cool of him. I thought it was really cool of it.
I thought it was really not cool of him.
I thought it was really honest of him.
It was a straight up, you know, he and I are both radio guys and I think there is that
element in radio guys.
That's not in podcast guys where you're like,
Chad Zuback is not a radio guy.
I know he had a job over 10 years ago in an afternoon, third mic.
He's not a radio guy.
And the fact that Aaron's sitting there and going like,
Chad gets it, Chad's making a lot of good points.
I texted Aaron and I was just like,
Chad gets it, okay, now this is definitely a work.
This has to be a work.
And guess what, Aaron did not text me back.
So I guess.
What is Aaron's radio history?
I don't really know much about him.
He was in the 200th largest radio market with a morning show that he was in charge of selling
the advertising for.
So he was the host and the salesperson for a radio show and he used to be a shock jock
kind of guy.
All right.
I know what you want to do, Missy.
You want to catch an alien
I do with us. Let's get right to it
It's time for everyone's favorite new game show
to catch an alien
Are you ready to play?
to catch
An alien and I said it earlier, but a friend of mine got 22 fucking year our friend of mine a guy that I knew
he had
20 grams of crack at 17 18 year he was just trying to feed his family
You know he wasn't whatever dickhead Clinton and dickhead Obama signed the fucking mandatory minimums
Give him 26 fucking years, and he was just the guy on the corner with the crack and because of the one to all
What is it one to a
Hundred thousand or one one to a hundred one to a hundred one to a hundred and he got brought and the end the guy was the
Nicest fucking guy on the foot. He was in with the attack. Is he still in there?
Is he okay still in there? He can't try to overturn it or what? Well, well now you can you have an opportunity
Now they're starting to do it like you know guys are leaving
But the guys that that were able to get out of it. They had people on the outside this guy
He's already been in 18 years. He you know his family stopped talking to him
He thinks he has a kid, but doesn't know he's locked up it. He just turned 18
He's been in there fucking 15 years, so he's got nobody to call to say
hey can you file an appeal can you do this can you that then he's black always
right so then on top of that like the jailhouse lawyers are usually white
usually he isn't and what did Tommy say next
choices. Number one, they don't jive with the black guy. B, they don't partake with the crack guy. Next, they gotta help the white guy. Four, they don't give a damn about the black guy. Lastly, they get paid more for a guilty black guy to catch
an alien. Okay. And the last one is the dumbest one for sure. So you're going with the last one.
I'm going to go B. They don't partake to the crack guy. I don't know how Karen can make that up.
To the crack can make that up, but Andy what do you think? Oh?
For oh, they don't give a damn about the black guy. What do you think missy B? I think it's one They don't jive with the black
That jive with me I went one all right. Let's see
Up to that like the jailhouse lawyers are usually white usually use it and they really don't
Partake to the cracker
And it's fucking crazy
You know like his English is fucked up and but he did get his GED, you know
But but I mean that's the kind of shit that they're doing the people It's just so fucking wrong. It is it's it's a it's ugly system and it's Obama and Clinton
That's who's behind as Roger least Trump at least Trump signed the
Yo, Trump got the blacks out of there and then these motherfuckers vote for what the fuck is theirs?
Biden who's with Harris who put more black people away than any other fucking judge in the country?
And she got and Biden gets all the she the judge
She was the and the jury she was the DA right yeah, she was a DA
Black guilty black guilty. I'm with Tommy. I mean I'm pro more crack on the corner
Tommy I mean I'm pro bore crack on the corner
Fuck is he talking about? Explain that to me this 30 bitch puts more black people away for bullshit than anybody and no offense to your race and these idiots
Will be dumb all right
Wow oh Because she's gonna give you she promised you some money Oh
Because she's gonna give you she promised you some money what you did
That's all you got to say to you guys. Did you want some money? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, we'll take some money What's like what you could say to me? Hey look, we'll look the other way and I'm going for you
So I'm with you. That's right. So I evened it out, right?
Yeah, so I can't get charged with what the fuck could they be with and cancel culture cancel culture cancer culture or?
Would I be charging you?
Okay, so you
That's all for this time come back next time to find out if you
Can go to producerchris.com enough to catch an alien. We forgot the URL.
Eugene, sit.
Good dog.
My favorite.
Very good, Cardiff.
Thank you so much for that.
Missy, thanks so much for coming out and hanging out with us and for...
Thanks for having me. Good times. Diving deep into these psychopaths.
Yes, it is fun because I can't believe people like this exist in the world.
That can be this unaware.
But to be this unaware of your own shitty behavior.
Where I might forgive myself a little bit too easily sometimes, but I'm very aware of my shitty behavior
You know what I mean, especially when you're on the internet. Yeah, right. It's fucking crazy
It should make you hyper aware, but some people you know not so much and and they talk about
curing narcissism and how difficult it is and to think like you could be at a point where there's
50,000 people all telling you you're an asshole and you're like, they're all wrong. Every single one
of them is wrong. I'm actually amazing. Like how many people would have to tell you that,
no, you're a problem before you'd be like, maybe I should look into this thing a little
bit, but John never will. That's why we love them.
Yeah. You don't stop. Miss anything you want to promote before you get out here?
No, I don't really have anything to promote just happy to be here. Awesome. I mean you are on Twitter
I don't know if you want. Oh, yeah. No, I'm pretty impressive on there. I'm cancelable there. So
Careful there. Okay, I mean go for it
All right. Well, thank you missy will talk to you again very soon. Yeah
I mean go for it All right. Well. Thank you missy will talk to you again very soon. Yeah
Andy and Andy all apologies podcast yes, thank you
We just did the Royals like I mentioned before I of course had to bring up the Prince Andrew Epstein connection
I did a lot of that's about that and Joe covered how Beggin Markle is unemployable and very hateable
So does she ever apologize though with Meghan Markle over apologized?
Apologies to give it to her
Sorry, you don't get me
This is the thing with the Royals there. They're very they apologize a lot, but it's always written and submitted to the media
So it always just kind of gets buried and overlooked
It's all just a PR team putting them together. Yeah, yeah, so we did that and then to the media so it always just kind of gets buried and overlooked it's not a
PR team putting them together yeah yeah so we did that and then I also want to
bring up the twitch TV slash Thursday matinee that I do with Kaylee and all of
that stuff is available on the patreon for free at the patreon comm slash
Thursday matinee we just did a bunch of Gary Busey streams.
Nice.
So, Huzy and Little Lemmy are showing up in the chat a lot.
And yeah, that's all free there.
Awesome.
And of course, that is Lucy Typebox.
You do those shows with.
And Producer Chris, normally you don't have a lot to promote,
but we do have Your your daughters go fund me.
Yeah, producerchris.com.
Thank you for setting that up.
Thanks for the 50 large, John.
Yeah.
Dude, it really is incredible though.
Everyone who's given, and we talked about this a lot
yesterday on Point Devil Point,
but Chris is blown away by the support that's come in.
It's embarrassing how
Gracious everyone's been and no one has to give money. We wouldn't be like where's Anna throw on this list, you know
But these people just want to i'm looking now
These people just want to and no, thank you so much. It is
And it's so unlike me to be in in the front of anything. I'm a background guy and just thank you so much.
Definitely.
So what have we done today?
Dare I say we've done it all except for that reality show,
but we've done it all.
If you know what that means,
it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
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The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser.
The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. We covered this recently, but I realized this needs to be a main segment on WATP and we're
going to do it this next episode coming up.
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From Tite Box Studios in beautiful downtown Rochester, it's interesting to see how the Great show.
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From Titebox Studios in beautiful downtown Rochester, it's Internet News with Lucy Titebox.
From Patreon, LC Brock reports, as soon as Mario Bosco started doing his bit about ordering
at the deli, I expected him to start off on Italians who chop the vowels off the end of
words.
How is he not already joined up with Joey Matz on his overly cartoonish
Italians of comedy tour? Satan with the random but accurate.
Hey Carl, it would be cool to see you play multiplayer Call of Duty with Kumia.
Frank gets Frank. When is the W.A.T.P. slash That Reality Show crossover going to take place?
Dang lizard proclaims, Professor Toad.
So, you found Vito Gisoldi's famous Twitch stream advice show.
From Facebook, Josh Hartgrove points out, with a normal looking finger, John doesn't
know the difference between consecutively and consistently.
Mensa?
Brian Smith?
Ironically, he consistently fucks up consecutive sentences.
From Discord, G Robopines, SJ sees himself as a hero consecutively go
go gadget Wang asks over under on the amount of pussy George has gotten in his
life to more or less than Ray Jody be only pussy Ray will ever see is looking
in a mirror over on Twitter hype Gotti is equally unimpressed by Ray and Carl
Carl has seen UFOs lol Way to make Ray the normal one. Patches Mcginger
Tits demands, for fuck's sake, no more Ray as co-host. I forgot what the fuck you were
reviewing a dozen times. From YouTube, Nomonumba16 gets it. You just got devidoed. Meanwhile,
Michael Carr discusses John's life-saving abilities. He can save three people from drowning, but he can't save himself from drowning in booze.
Ricardo Cantarell is impressed. That 2018 clip sounds like a rare moment when John is sober. In response to the Isotope's recent performance,
Dick Sandwich asks the hard-hitting questions. No Roadhouse Blues?
Liam7531 is confident about one thing, makes total sense that Chris is
a bass player. And North Jersey Jabroni plays us out with, people actually doubted that
Lisa played drums for Eddie Money. The shit she didn't.
The shit I didn't. The shit I didn't.
All right, Andy, you ready to do some voicemails and get out of here?
Yeah. Let's do it.
Yeah. What's up, Carl? This is Paco.
Dude, you know, I love your show. I've been a fan for years.
I just gotta say, man, no more Ray DeVito dog. This guy, he's,
he's garbage. You dude, you know, he's over here stepping all over your jokes.
He's stepping all over your points
And when when he does he he doesn't even say anything funny
Like it's weird. He doesn't say anything funny and then it's usually absurd and it's like
What do we do? I thought this guy's supposed to be comedians. It's embarrassing
Anyways, please no more rate of vetoito. Shout out to producer Chris.
Much love and respect to him and his family.
You know what I mean?
Peace.
All right.
Thank you very much Paco.
I thought Ray understood the format of the show at this point.
He's been on a few times.
So I'm like, all right, we'll just roll with it with Ray.
And he wanted to get off on talking about Weezer albums. I'm like, OK we're talking about space aliens. Can we just get back to that for a minute, but
Whatever we tried
Ray's gonna be Ray Ray is gonna ray it and here's some more about Ray. Hey Carl
I just want to say on the newest show it's really bold strategy bringing the podcast
Podcaster onto the show and to do the the
cringy podcast that you review right to veto.
That's hilarious, bro.
Well, good job with that one.
Thank you.
Bye.
Yeah, people were pointing out that there was no cringe of the week except for the entire
episode.
Unfortunately, Paco gave love to you and the family producer.
Thank you, Paul.
You were away.
We love Paco.
We do. All right. Oh, this away. We love FACO. We do.
All right. Oh, this is a fun little audition. Hey, Judy, breaking news. It's May 15th.
And John announced he has an audition today. An audition with the casting director. Can you believe
it? You gotta be kidding me. Who am I? Well, I'm hoping that he has to read like
two and a half pages of a scene
and nowadays in casting directors, they videotape it.
Oh my God, I'd give $1,000 to get ahold of that videotape.
I'll double it.
I can't believe John would do very good on a cold read.
A cold opening, cold, well, he does cold opening. I don't think he'd very good on a cold read, a cold opening, cold,
well, just cold opening. I don't think he'd do good on a cold read.
What do you think?
Anyway, that's it. Rock and roll.
He's in a literal echo chamber.
I do have to say if John did have an audition at that leaked, that's our July. We got July. I'll figure it out. That happens.
Hey, it's Monday. It's been a while. Yeah. So just listening to show talking about John,
John's story about the drowning guy is even more retarded than you think, because
one, he never mentioned the fact that when he gets them onto the beach, the number one
thing you do when someone's drowning is that you give them CPR.
So either he's a moron and lying, big surprise, or he's so homophobic he's willing to let
a man die instead of having to put his mouth on another man's mouth and
then
Also, John that's full FYI for your future lies
The problem with drowning isn't that your stomach is full of saltwater. It's that your lungs are filled with water
So you know you drown the job works you fucking retard. Yeah. Yeah, it's not
Producer Christmas daughter. Thank you. Sorry buddy. It's a rough time, time but you'll be fine we will be hopefully John has enough humanity to
Not talk about that
Fuck you. Bye. He's already weaponized it, but I like your optimism
Stuttering John is a lot like Maddox. He just he just makes everyone around him so much money and he has
Zero ability to capitalize on it. Oh
Boy, yeah, it's also sue happy. Yeah, that's true
Hey Carl before I turn listen your show. I never heard a rate of veto. I've never seen any of stand-up
Nothing, and he's just ragging on him all the time. I'm like
Okay, and then he comes on your show Mike what the fuck and it's kind of feel bad for the guy
No, fuck that guy that dude's fucking retarded
182 doesn't age well, but always guys see the boat drove it broke up with that's all music you shithead
Damn it. I
Know that was a weird take
And that's the fun thing about
Fun, sorry word. That's the thing about Ray is
As soon as I pointed this out to him on his show when I went on there
I was trying to help him with podcasting like just because you hear a word that triggers another thought doesn't mean you need to go there
So I'm talking about blink 182 because the guys is following aliens and reporting on aliens and the show is about alien
He goes yeah, you know small things. I loved it when it came out, but I don't even listen to it. Okay, whatever
Any money that he's singing any money song
Ray show some restraint man. What do you say take me out to take me out tonight?
to the ballgame
Hey, so strong to check if you guys had a over under on the day that
John was gonna make
producing Chris's daughter
Hurtful situation all about himself because if you had less than 24 hours, I suppose you would win something
Just for John I guess I don't know he's such a narcissist but you know I this is the first time that I've ever watched him and said I really
hope he has a stroke and dies on screen I'm also kind of glad that he didn't though. If you had the over under, we had the over under and immediately and I still picked the
under.
Hey, Carl and gang just wanted to let you know I went to producerchris.com and made
a reasonable donation.
Thank you.
For producer Chris and his family.
Producer Chris, we love you.
It was good to see that there were a lot of other people that have done that, and you've
already gone over the amount, but probably couldn't hurt to continue to give.
We hope your family's doing well, and we love you, producer Chris.
I think tonight I'm probably going to grill out and probably make Carl hamburgers.
It's not anything special.
It's just like a regular hamburger, except I like to hold the pickle.
I'll see myself.
Good day. Nothing burger.
Thank you for the donation. Yes.
Appreciate it. Move over blind Mike. Yeah.
Ray's not really great with W H Thtp but that banter though holy shit
carl and depito banter fuck what's up carl hamburger it's your boy anxious and calling
once again uh going you're kind of on a series no no jokes no being me being an asshole or anything
but uh just want to reach out to chris and just say to you guys that I think Chris
definitely is the backbone of the show.
And as much as we love Carl, we love Chris.
And I didn't realize how much we did.
And to help his daughter feel a lot better after surgery.
And I just hope that she gets through it.
Stay strong, that's for sure. I don't know know you don't even have to play so much so it's so Christmas that someone
I'll keep her off please don't call me back see that's what a sincere person
would say that sounded like a sincere person who actually meant what they were
saying thank you you know fucking stuck Joe is so full of shit. He's talking about
The class action park that I think I was in New Jersey
It was a documentary about it
You know he's full of shit cuz he said old man and the one thing I knew about that park is old
People didn't go to that park. They didn't want to die
Anyways, John's so full of shit. What's this whole thing?
What's this? Hero thing now, where did that fucking come from? It's nuts. You gotta stop this shit, bro. Anyways, miss
you bitches. Mwah. Mwah to you too. Yeah. That action park wave pool thing is one of
the dumbest things ever. They, I mean, if you've watched the documentary, you know that
they had lifeguards there
There were lifeguards at the wave pool
So the fact that none of the lifeguards recognized this guy's drowning John had to jump in and save the fucking day
Because he had his junior certificate or however the fuck you said well Yeah, none of that happened John didn't do anything, but I did see the documentary
I think all the lifeguards were banging each other
That's probably true.
But what a fucking stupid ass story that John has to tell to pat himself on the back.
He has to include dialogue in the rescue because he can't fucking help himself.
Like Ray said, I'm done for.
No one says that when they're swallowing water. say anything they go blue little right excuse me hero. I think I'm going down. Please help me
What
I'm melting
I do love the idea though that what that guy just said like old people didn't go there you watch all the old footage
It's all teenagers people that are always totally yeah, it's not like there's some six-year-old guy there go
Lane Stanley's shooting up in the way
All right one more Aaron Imhold called into the show didn't text me back, but he called into the show
Carl Aaron Imhold here, pal. I heard you turned on me. We run a professional
show here. If you got a problem with me, you know where to find me. You got it. You can find me on
Venmo, PayPal, Super Chat, free memberships, 120 to go on the goal, kick in, everybody throwing
a buck or two.
Oh, now is he calling everyone individually now for this to make his goal?
That's going to be a lot of hard work.
But all right, thanks for calling in Aaron.
Best of luck to you and your future endeavors.
Hope things go smoothly a plane has hit i rewatch at Carly
man that was a good episode that was a
good episode I I enjoyed that.
Guess what?
The episode's over!
That was a great episode!
That was really great!
Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week.
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