Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep521 - Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster
Episode Date: May 27, 2024This week we found a show that you can’t believe exists. These are all adults doing this almost everyday on Facebook live. Fat midwesterners with no lives are rarely interesting to listen to but add... in that they’re wildly dumb and witless. Doug from Good Times Great Movies joins us to point out that Shit Stain Steve is fascinating. After we hear just a quick example of how crazy Terrence Howard was on Joe Rogan, Erik Nagel joins us to talk about Nick Rekieta’s legal issues. Alex Stein was talking about Steel Toe on Tim Pool’s show, various online lawyers weigh in, April’s charges were dropped and Aaron Imholte calls in to Geno’s show to predict she might rolling over on the Rekietas. Finally we listen to Stuttering John read insulting superchats, play another round of “To Catch an Alien,” catch up with internet news including a bonus video from Lucy Tightbox, and get caught up on your voicemails. Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ use promo code WATP for 20% off https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://goodtimesgreatmovies.com/ https://www.patreon.com/cardiffelectric Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Ray Lytle's Morning Disaster. This is a suggestion from Herb Beta Patched.
We've each listened separately, not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it.
The show hosted by Ray Lytle, Dan, Christina, and Shit Stain Steve, although they do have some different people that pop in and out of the show.
So I want to make a confession right out of the gate here.
Oh, please do.
Sometimes when I review these podcasts,
I look for some of the worst parts and I like to highlight that,
because that's what makes it funny for a roast.
You want to show like, hey, this is the part that didn't go so well.
Let's laugh at them.
This show, I did not need to do that.
This is a drop the needle anywhere show at a certain point as I'm pulling clips. I'm
like, why don't we just watch the slide? Pause it as we go
because this is a **** show. So, these are all radio people.
Uh Ray Lytle was on the radio for many years and you can tell
that he hasn't really adapted well to YouTube and well,
actually, they are on YouTube. They did recently get a one week suspension from YouTube actually they are on YouTube they did
recently get a one-week suspension from YouTube but they are on YouTube but
really what this is it's a Facebook show I know that look that you just gave me
it says it all it's like oh there's Facebook shows not really but yes you
could have a show that's just on Facebook for some reason. Did you notice how few
comments they were getting
as the show went? Yeah. There were about three people commenting. One guy commented 45 different
times. Yep. Everything was through Facebook as you said, and I was shocked that this guy was a radio
guy. This is a disaster. It's terrible. And also I want to point this out and this might be hard to do I think this might be the fattest show we've ever reviewed
the fattest fucking people I have ever seen on
YouTube so let's get it started. I want to
Show you how the show begins it begins with this wacky warning warning
It is not recommended to eat food during this program this This podcast contains mature subject matter, including discussions involving bodily functions and disturbing
graphic descriptions, including, and not limited to bowel movements, as well as a pervert who likes
receiving pictures of the BMS of others for his own sick, twisted sexual pleasure. Not a run on
sentence at all. Super funny. This program is not for children or any other decent person
This is outrageous get ready guys. This is gonna be you know where the line is Chris
So bad this guy's been doing he's been on radio forever. He could not do an ad-radio
This guy's been doing, he's been on radio forever. He could not do an ad radio.
Well, good morning.
We are brought to you today by Recon Text of Springfield.
That's Recon Text, located
at the quarter of 8th and Black.
That's 8th and Black Street.
It's Recon Text of Springfield.
Oh, so many surprises.
So many things wrong with that in 20 seconds, so this is one of these shows
They're at Springfield, Illinois
And so it's like they're still trying to do a local morning show obviously for the people of Springfield, Illinois
But they're on YouTube and Facebook, so it's weird
But they have all the local advertisers and so I'm sure this guy still has relationships with people sure his radio days
But even if you did make sure the music covers up everything you're saying well the next ad read for a place called just beds
The dumbest ad copy never heard and they are waiting for you to go by and
Check out
their selection of beds, full queen, king size beds.
You go there, you lay in a bed, you pick which bed you want.
And then it's very easy.
All you have to do is just pay for the bed and go home because they deliver your bed.
That's right.
They deliver it. What do other companies do that sell beds?
Don't they all do that. Is there a bed company just like yeah, that's your problem out
You gotta try to get it out of here, buddy
It's waiting for you in the parking lot
That's the worst
Guys, listen how easy it is to buy a bed you pick a bed you like you pay them money And then the bed gets delivered. Yeah, that's the true of every single place. It's
You know furniture store
You don't have to go into store anymore. It's pretty amazing Wow. That's a good point too, right? Yeah
You could actually just don't go in the store. How are you supposed to lay on it? Yeah, it's true. Good point
All right, let's see how this show starts off because
they have this guy shitstain Steve who's like their Mike Bush Eddie or something. I don't know.
I have so much. This is the only person on here that I want to talk about. This guy is incredible.
He has another show. Yeah. I have that too. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So this is like if Howard Stern took Gary the retard, Gary the
cocker, whatever they call him and just made him third bike.
That's pretty much what this is because this guy is slow.
What's going on, Steve?
What's going on?
I don't think he knows you. You're not going to speak now?
Yeah.
He sure was jabbering backstage.
This guy is on a show and they go, what's going on, Steve?
And he refuses to respond to the question.
You're not gonna speak
He's constantly wiping his mouth on the episode. I watched he's wiping his teeth. He has a tissue and he digs inside
Scrapes the front of his teeth multiple times throughout the show. Apparently he was out grilling bratwurst and
He posted a reel of that on Facebook. So when I say this is a Facebook show,
it's a meta Facebook show
because it starts out with him watching a video
he posted on Facebook and commenting on it.
I didn't know if he just-
That's why I stab it with a fork.
I stab it with a fork and I hold it with the fork
and then I eat it.
It's only about, there's one, two, four bites. It's only about one to
it's only about four bites.
So it was really good.
Oh, they were.
I didn't have to put any
anything on.
No seasoning on them.
No, no, those are right.
No, no, no mustard.
I figured you would have taken it, you know, by the hands and, uh, you know, well, I really
wanted to, but just taking it and, uh, put it in your mouth, you know, kind of like wick
it off first.
Oh, using a fork, using a fork is smart though
All right, let me change what I just said
This would be like if the Howard Stern show just had Gary the retard and Wendy the slow adult as the only two mics
But even those two people have worked together before yeah
I know zero chemistry zero chemistry and the radio guys. Yeah, and they're just looking at you like though
Oh, should we should we have a conversation or when you said the radio guys like Ray is the only radio guy
You might be right about that. Okay. I mean he's terrible too, but
Dig up these monsters absolutely terrible at this and yeah, these people they think this is edgy commies
Like I thought you want to grab that bratwurst with your hands and eating it. Yeah, good one. Good stuff guys
Well, you ate it without any ketchup or mustard. Yeah Wow
Any other condiments you want to mix there? So fuck. We just here's the the grill question
Then we can move on from this retard Asian
Did anyone notice you were grilling outside? Did any of your neighbors
try to go smell it or anything? No, I kept it very discreet. So this and this is the first time
you've ever used your grill, right? How was it? Was it easy to use? I mean it looked fairly easy.
I mean it looked it looked fairly easy
There's a little thing I got because as as some of us know it the grill has been assembled and outside
For a little a little bit a little bit of time
No, just one
Hell is going on here the guy post this lame video of bratwurst being grilled and they're like, well, we got the first 15 minutes of the show now.
Thanks, man.
Let's riff on this.
They have no ability to have a conversation.
Ray just said, Ray's the host of the show, he goes, did your neighbors try to smell it?
Right.
What's going on with that?
Probably smell good.
Did your neighbors come over and try to smell it?
I don't think Ray's ever grilled before.
Yeah, he goes, was it hard to grill? Like, no, it's really easy.
It's the point of a fucking grill.
Is it difficult to use the grill?
How is that supposed to spark conversation?
Right, correct.
So it'd be impossible to riff with Ray.
But then he also brings out someone who can't have a conversation with anyone
and tries to do it. This show.
Which makes Ray feel better. I want to thank real quick,
High and Tight in the morning, in the morning to you, ITM gents, and High and Tight gifted
a membership. Thank you very much for doing that. I appreciate it very much. So you get
the bonus shows and get to watch live when we do these shows. So I couldn't figure out
why this was a show. There doesn't seem to be anything in the way of production or segments or anything.
It's just watching the world's most boring Zoom call.
Or what was that app that everyone was using during the pandemic
where you would hop on there and just like see if your friends were streaming
and you just get on there and just start chatting with them about Facebook. Yeah. Something like
that. But yeah, this is just
like if you saw yeah, House
Party. Thank you. If you got
a house party and you're talking
to like your fat friends who
live in the Midwest who have
nothing going on in their lives
and then you're like this is a
show. No, no, it's most
certainly not. It's not even
good with people involved. I don't know why anyone would watch and these people have a fucking patreon are they making a living from this Doug?
There's no way I went on their patreon. They do not show you how many patrons they have they do not show you how much money
You can join for free. I accidentally clicked that so now I'm getting emails
You could be our correspondent
getting emails and I can't. You can be our correspondent on the show. I'll check in constantly about how they're doing. Literally, Carl, I've been on your show a lot. 21 times. This is
the only time where I watched something and I went, is Carl pranking me? Like, did he
call three of his idiot friends to put on a fake show?
The work everything's a work professor toed without makeup. I really thought this was not real
Could actually be a real thing peek behind the curtain I
When I say at the beginning of the show we don't discuss with them beforehand. It's true. We don't discuss it beforehand I want to get real reactions as we talk. But Doug did text you this morning as he was watching the show. He goes, What is this? What the fuck am I watching? I said, I don't know. I don't know what this is. What do you have, Vod? Do you have a clip or two that sums up the show for you?
Hopefully you have the link to that one. Now, this, okay, just start with number one
because this is really where I was like,
well, this isn't real.
Like people don't do a show like this.
We, yeah, cause what's the temperature
supposed to be like today?
Oh, it's supposed to be like 90 degrees.
It's gonna be a hot summer, bitch.
It's also, is it gonna rain too?
Not today
Is it predicted the rain later? I?
Don't know so it's gonna be 90-some degrees, and it's gonna rain. Oh my god
Yeah, like 7 o'clock
Better not affect my NBA playoffs. There won't be no fucking stainless tonight because they won't have no internet.
Yeah, our internet LP taking out.
Why would the weather affect the internet?
Stop this.
Steve is the Lisa Boswell of this show.
This is how the show starts.
This is like two minutes into it and they're talking about the weather.
And I love how he thinks the weather, Carl, is the weather.
And he's like, oh, I'm going to be in the middle of the night.
And he's like, oh, I'm going to be in the middle of the night.
And he's like, oh, I'm going to be in the middle of the night.
And he's like, oh, I'm going to be in the middle of the night.
And he's like, oh, I'm going to be in the middle of the night.
And he's like, oh, I'm going to be in the middle of the night.
And he's like, oh, I'm going to be in the middle of the night.
And he's like, oh, I'm going to be in the middle of the night.
And he's like, oh, I'm going to be in the middle of the night.
And he's like, oh, I'm going to be in the middle of the night.
And he's like, oh, I'm going to be in the middle of the night.
And he's like, oh, I'm going to be in the middle of the night.
And he's like, oh, I'm going to be in the middle of the night. And he's like, oh, I'm going to be in the middle of the night. And he's like, oh, I'm going to be in the middle of the night. This is how the show starts. This is like two minutes into it and
they're talking about the weather and I love how he thinks the weather. Carl,
you've said before you don't watch the NBA. They play indoors and this guy's
afraid the weather may affect the play. I could still watch an NBA game tonight
even though it's raining and warm out. We'll see. But did you tune in the next day to see if
he got to catch that game or not? How did that work out for him? I think this is the most recent episode. And so what I
did last second, I just want to point out, I'm sorry, go ahead. When it comes to prepping
for a morning show. And I know a little bit about this because I work with drew lane show.
He was a morning guy in Detroit forever. I see the prep sheets that get sent around before
the show starts. They go to TMZ.com. They'll go to Yahoo news. I never the prep sheets that get sent around before the show starts. They go to
TMZ.com. They'll go to Yahoo news. I never see a weather.com link out there. They're like, well,
we'll definitely be talking about the highs for today in Springfield, Illinois. So be ready with
your hot take on that everyone. The fuck. I had no, like this is an hour 45 something like that
I'm watching the first half hour of this and I don't know what to clip
Like you said you could drop it anywhere and it's just watching people flail
Wildly not knowing what to do or how to put on a show
So if we could just skip ahead a little bit, yeah, My clip 10 starts at 32 minutes. This is that
shit. What's his name? Shit Stained Steve. He drops the best line of the podcast. And
from here, I was like, I'm kind of interested in this guy. And if anybody wants to watch
an episode of this show, didn't watch any other one, watch like the last 45 minutes of this. This Steve guy is fascinating, but he talks about what he did in the morning and I think
what he does every morning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's going on at 5 a.m. on TikTok?
Oh, there's a lot of women are getting ready for work.
So a lot, you see a lot of nipples.
Oh, good God.
They're in the bathroom without the bra on
So they make up on
They go live
Getting themselves ready for work
I gotta be honest. That sounds boring as hell. Oh my god
Of radio's the b-word
Yes, he's doing it right now
I'm not sure what I'm doing. You're doing shit that's boring?
Yes, he's doing it right now.
A lot of this says,
getting ready for work, join me.
Oh yeah, baby, I'd like to join you.
I mean, that sounds terribly boring, doesn't it?
Oh, shit.
It's not boring if you like to look at nipples.
They're pervert.
It's not boring, I guess.
All three of them just prove they know what boring means.
Right, well, Ray, what's interesting means? Yeah, right. It's not boring, I guess. All three of them just proved they know what boring means.
Right, well Ray, what's interesting mean?
Yeah, right!
Yeah, just the fact that he said it's not boring if you like to look at nipples.
That's what this guy does every day and he brings it to the show.
But Doug, here's what I don't understand.
Why doesn't he just look at his wife's nipples or his girlfriend's nipples or his fiance's nipples?
Why does he just do that instead of looking at tik-tok? What an amazing question
He's gonna hot chicken that that house with them, right? I'm sure he does too because if you look behind him
There's a throw pillow wearing a thong for some reason
Okay, so you're saying that this guy's fascinating.
Do you have any more evidence of this? Oh, I really do.
Hold on one second. So
my clip number 13, he starts talking about how he's
conversing with a 25 year old, a 25 year old woman who is really into him these two can't understand it
They start to talk about how he clearly has no money
But he's talking about how he used to have a rental product. It's this guy is
Incredible. I don't know what's going on with him. Just play it from
Here and we kind of go on a journey with this bizarre character. Okay, but how's the three thousand dollars?
Michelle and then what did you do at that house?
He got repossessed
So he bought a house for three thousand dollars and fixed it up. Is that what he just said he bought a house for three thousand dollars
We're not gonna start from the beginning. I'm sorry. I got this trade of my wiping his teeth
No, he he's talking about how this woman is into him. She's young. She's attractive
Yeah, they're like you're getting played here and they also say he has no money and he's like no, but I have rental properties
So this is the rental property that he's talking about his house that he bought and was then repossessed
But how's for three thousand000 when we fixed it up?
Well, it was Michelle.
And then what did you do with that house? Uh, I think I repossessed. Yeah.
By the County cause we didn't pay the taxes on.
Okay. Yeah. So he bought this house,
fixed it up. It's repossessed.
And then if you go to clip 14, he talks about how nice the house is.
It has certain qualities. Like I think there's heat and windows.
But there's a structural, he cannot say the word structural,
but there's some issues with this.
And he explains the biggest issue with the house right here.
I bet the house he lived
It was just trash
Now what now? Let me put it this way this house. It wasn't exactly
the
Nicest house
There was but I mean it had it had heat and it had a furnace and it had windows and doors to close
But it did have a few structural
Structural issues like the front half of the house was falling
Stinky so if you put anything at the top of the living room it would roll
It would roll to the front of it. It was rolls and had a little floors were a little bit uneven
And there could you imagine this is your realtor and he's like I want to show you this house
I'll listen it has heat it has windows and doors. They open at close
Explain that a house has doors that open are you into slopes?
Wow, he also said later he was renting this house to
people and when he didn't pay the taxes on it the house was then repossessed
from these poor people that were renting it. If the people were renting it why
didn't you use that money to pay the taxes? Hey great question he was busy
spending the money on drugs and gambling.
Oh, is that true? Yes.
Okay. Well that's fun. No, this is, this is great. Go to my next clip.
15. He talks about during that house when he was fixing it up,
things that would happen locally that he would get involved in.
I bought so many tools out of the back of somebody's truck. We'll pull up and,
Hey, what you guys doing? Look what I found over here in the ditch.
I found this DeWalt drill.
Oh, cool.
I'll give you $10 for it.
So you were buying stolen goods.
You knew they were stolen goods.
No, I don't think they were stolen.
He said he found them in the ditch.
OK.
Is this an act? Is he putting out an act?
Don't that's what I don't know cuz it gets it escalates from here
Okay, because my next clip he he thinks that Ray refers to it as a trap house
Which he doesn't he calls it a trash house, but also it was a trap house
Okay, it was a trash house not a trash house, but also it was a trap house. Okay.
Trash house, not a trap house.
That's where we started cooking until we had to move it to garage. Oh my god.
Christina finds everything hysterical, by the way. Good for her.
Exactly.
What a life to live.
Yes, it's so funny that she can't comment. Right. Yeah, by the way. Good for her. Exactly. What a life to live, huh? It's so funny that she can't comment.
Right, yeah, she's just a single thing.
She says nothing. She never says a thing.
In this hour 45,
she says nothing. She reacts to a lot of
stuff. She constantly
sniffs and snorts.
Well, on the episode I watched, she's sitting with her
husband, and so they have a lot
of back and forth. Because
if there's anything people love, when it comes to banter, it's
an old married couple going back and forth about putting
clothes away. It's always fascinating but keep going.
You're on a roll here, Doug. Yeah, I mean, we're almost done
with this but I really want I don't really want to know if
this guy's just putting it on. I don't know if he's
intelligent enough,
but go to the very next one.
He talks about more stuff that he bought
when he was working at this house or fixing it up.
You see, I felt a little bit edgy when it comes to this.
So these guys, they stole a gun from someone
and they've sold it to you for 25 bucks.
Yeah.
I mean, you know how much guns cost if you buy them from a store.
Yeah.
This wasn't a real fancy.
This was this was even like I was just like it was just a little
bit bigger than a BB gun.
It was a little 22.
But didn't have the same that the guy who was sold me on the gun
as a guy said, dude, you don't have to worry about this getting traced because there's no serial number
Right then to give away that stolen if they filed off the serial number, you know, it's stolen
Oh my god, Steve and that didn't bother you at all
No, they didn't well it didn't have any bullets bullets. I had to buy a bullet from some other guy.
Yeah, you're not going to get 25 bucks. He only had five bullets. With it being loaded.
Yeah. Oh my God. He had to buy bullets from some other guy. Some other guy. Some other
guy for the bullets. It's so strange, but I find him as an individual or a character
so fascinating. Like if this is
just fake, he's doing an amazing job. Like you said about stuttering John so many times,
this is all fake, this is great, but I don't know that he has the capacity to lie about this.
But also what's the point of putting on this act nobody's watching?
Exactly. And also wouldn't you know some of this stuff about him before you bring him on?
I mean they're years into this and they're just stumbling upon this right now
Well, or maybe this is their go-to thing ask him about his life and laugh about maybe yeah. Yeah. All right
Well, I don't know. Do you have anything else cuz yes, this is this is ridiculous. Yes
I do because there's this other guy Dan and
this is ridiculous. Yes, I do because there's this other guy, Dan, and Dan is Christina's husband.
And so I was wondering, I'm watching this show for 40 minutes, Dan is worthless. I don't know why he's there. And then he tells a joke and I go, oh, okay. Now it's all making sense why
Dan's on the show. I see. Patty says Ray doesn't know where the blinker fluid goes. I have no idea.
I see caddy says Ray doesn't know where the blinker fluid goes. I have
To go under the hood in the trunk where does no there's no such thing as blinker fluid I do know that when you turn your turn signal on it. It just stays on it doesn't blink
It means you're low on blinker fluid. There's no such thing as blinker fluid and I do know that
No, Chris. Christina's laughing at that. No, Chris. He just came, he was riffing right there and he
just improv this line. He goes, when you hit your blinker and it doesn't blink, you're low on
blinker fluid. Like, holy shit, he's coming up with this? We're up the dome like that? That's
incredible. And then I find out that's actually not the case when he tells this story.
One time years ago, I worked at Pizza Hut. I worked with this absolutely
ditzy bubble-headed blonde chick and she was complaining that her
She hit her turn signal and it would just like the right one was fine
But the left one, you know, it would come on and stay on it wouldn't blink since cuz you're out of blinker fluid
She said what I see anybody and this was a pizza hut in South Korea.
Western Auto was right next door at the time. Of course.
You go next door to Western Auto. Tell them what kind of car
you have and tell them you need blinker fluid. And so she went
over on her break and when she came back, she was so pissed.
She was so mad.
What a story mark
Like the blinker fluid joke is over. We're still talking about this. Let me talk about this practical joke
I played out a co-worker once let me tell about when I tested that material
Yeah, right. I mean it kills it kills a pizza hut. It kills a top of those
Yeah, you can only talk about the weather for so long Carl. You need to see need to have some other
Points of discussion on your two-hour morning show.
The shit they talk about.
So here's another example of how Dan is a sniper.
Watch out, this guy's got a bike in front of him.
Yeah, I'll see myself out.
Yeah, no one is safe with Dan around.
Who was at the party?
Well, there was a few people and a fat Hawaiian.
Really? Yeah. Was it Don really yeah was it Don Ho?
Was it Don Ho? No it was Don Holy shit! This fat Hawaiian he was the life of the party.
You writing down notes? Except he had holes in his ball sack ball sack of his sweatpants.
Do sweatpants have ball sacks? The ball sack of his sweat sack? I'm sure these people have them the ball sack of his sweatpants
This is so strange because in the episode I saw he's talking about Steve wearing sweatpants and
Constantly grabbing the ball sack of his sweatpants. Yeah
No, he thinks that's a thing or he's made that up. Yeah, he does to be funny
All right. Well now we get into the dynamic between Dan and Christina, the husband and the
wife. And when you think about we're doing a show right now,
we're live on Facebook for four people. There's a guy on
YouTube. They need us to entertain them this morning. Get
them through their head. Get your **** together. Did I
mention by the way that they were the best podcast in
Springfield, Illinois in 2023? They have the logo up at the top there. I gotta move know why that they were the best podcast
in Springfield, Illinois in
2023. They have the logo up at
the top there. I gotta move to
Springfield. Apparently, we
can be the greatest podcast
ever exist. We just lived in
Springfield, Illinois. No idea.
Yeah, we have to go invent a
category. Right. So, this is
Dan decides to start calling
out his wife because get ready
for some spicy laundry talk, everybody. Oh my. I wasn't gonna do this but I have to do it because
it's entirely too funny to pass up. She's complaining about Steve not putting his laundry away. Shut
up. Ask her how many baskets with clean clothes are sitting in the limiter right now. Go ahead ask her.
Go ahead ask her. I mean
Three three
Three baskets, but they are clean. I washed them through them in the basket. So nobody cares
Nobody fucking cares where your clothes are to be folded out to throw the basket I'm gonna be fast concern who could possibly give a shit about this
Hey insanity. Do you still have my link up? Of course. Can you can you go to?
Number three. Yeah, of course. I can else we have washer and dryer right in the house
So yeah, if I have one thing right in my house, I wouldn't have a single dirty laundry
Oh here we go washing dry in my house
Fire from your house?
It is approximately...
What's the distance?
How many miles is it?
60 feet.
Oh, so it's only 60 feet.
Oh, shit.
Between 60 and 72 feet.
It's right down the hallway.
So, laundry talk is one of the cycles on every episode.
Is that what you're telling me right now?
Could you imagine?
They talk laundry every day.
Laundry talk, laundry talk. My wife comes downstairs, she's like,
girl, for today, I want you, I can't get there talking to laundry. Hold on. Give me five
minutes. They're doing the laundry bit. I gotta catch this part.
If they knew what they were doing, they would have some sort of laundry bumper before they
were talking laundry that day. So these are giant people, like you pointed
out. When that guy leans back,
Dan, leans back a little bit, you're like, wow. But Steve, also a giant person, should
not sound nearly as mealy-mouthed and jowly as he does. He's just like, yeah. He had to
have smoked a lot of meth. Like, I can fully assume.
Maybe that's what it is.
And Ray, in the episode I watched,
because Ray looks the most,
I don't want to say slim,
but in my episode, he wheeled back,
he's enormous as well.
Ray has to be wearing a 5X shirt.
I'm not exaggerating.
That's how big that guy is
It's insane
So let me get back to because you think that this conversation would have ended with ask my wife how many?
Piles of clothes there are no no no no that would be the clothes or no
We talked to get to I don't even like him folding laundry I
like him folding laundry. I'm OCD. I... Sounds like you're O-C-L-A-Z-Y.
All right, so that was Ray's joke. She goes, I'm OCD. Listen to what Ray says
because I wrote it down. I tried to figure it out. I have no
idea. You guys can help me out maybe. I... Sounds like you're OCD.
Sounds like you're O-C-L-A-CLADY. That's what I heard.
Okay.
It's gotta be folded a certain way.
I don't.
I, when my underwear is clean, I grab another basket and I shove it in the drawer.
If the door closes, it fits.
Oh no, that's not right.
She has to fold my underwear.
I know she's taking shit out of my door and re fucking full of it.
Are these people living together? We've never needed Patrice O'Neill more. Oh, I'm glad that
you asked that question. I have no idea. I don't know what their relationship is, but it's very odd.
They seem to have very weird relationships with like coming over and doing laundry and putting
laundry away and shit like this. And this conversation just will never fucking end.
But I have one drawer that's underwear and socks. At least the socks are together, but
the underwear is just tossed in. Yeah, who the fuck folds? I mean, I appreciate the underwear.
I'm sorry. Don't get me wrong. I appreciate the effort. But don't redo my work because my underwear is now
folded. It's a drawer shuts. It fits.
Exactly. Yeah.
Or shorts like my shorts.
Shorts like my shorts
Throw them in the drawer shut the drawer, I'm fine there putting folks is underwear see
To watch this show and I like that lucky rubbish says it's a jacked up morning disaster. Jacked up review show.
It's a jacked up review show.
What the fuck?
The guy's like, yeah, you know, I don't care if I fold my underwear.
And you would think the host, being the host, would go, anyone catch the game last night?
Like fucking something.
And then he goes, I do that with shorts.
Right.
No, don't.
You're in on this, new asshole.
I have one more clip from this.
I mean, this isn't out there either. It's, it's still going.
And then the other one, special gray, he likes to sleep on the mat in front of the sink. That's
his favorite place to sleep. He'll sleep on the mat in front of the sink. So if you step out of
the shower and your feet aren't dry and you step on that mat, you develop furry feet, just picks it all up. Yeah, it's just, it's just crazy.
That's why I pulled that clip.
Because they're talking about the most boring shit, there's cat hair, they put the towels
away, whatever.
And then he just goes, yeah, it's fucking crazy, man.
Our lives are nuts.
I don't know how we do it.
Cats are a constant on this show.
Can you go back to mine real quick?
Because I want you to play seven.
And I just, as we were trying to decipher whatever,
I don't know, additional he was saying,
please tell me what Steve is saying in this clip.
Milk does got a little bit of poop in her fur
on felt the other day.
I think it's when she scrapes,
when she misses the box or whatever she does.
And so I don't think she gets all cleaned up.
As I told you, it's okay.
It's okay, honey.
We all, sometimes we all have a hard time wiping.
No, not we all.
You talk to your cat.
Just you.
Like she understands what you're saying.
Oh yeah, she says, Thank you daddy.
I was going...
Alright, maybe we should get Frisky Steve on this show.
Now I'm starting to think we should reach out to Frisky Steve,
or should say Steve, whatever his name is.
He's a winner.
Because the banner behind, everyone has the banners behind them
that says that this is Ray Lytle's morning disaster.
But they're all different fonts.
They're all created at different times.
They say different things and Frisky Steve, that's his name on his screen, but behind him it says shitstain Steve.
And he's talking about how he can't wipe really well. Why would just beds sponsor them?
Shitstain Steve.
Come in and lay down on a bed and stain it.
bad stain. Good point. I'm in and lay down on a bed and stain it. Well, so you guys are saying like, well, these guys
aren't very good at this. Even the host is not very good at
this but they're talking about Ray's talking about how his
hearing isn't very good and we find out why. I've worn
headphones since 1986. I've
So, that was his, I've been
doing this since I was 18. I've
been on the radio. That was his
moment right there to let us
all know that he's a pro at
this. He's terrible. Yeah, if
you're playing **** too loud,
you're not a pro. First of all,
no, I I do know that radio people have bad hearing from wearing headphones.
I've heard of that before.
Okay.
But I wouldn't brag about being a veteran radio guy if I was doing a show.
No.
If I was Ray I wouldn't brag.
So yeah that's the last thing I'd want people to know.
I couldn't imagine how terrible his radio show must have been.
And he worked for multiple stations.
I hooked him up.
He's got like a Wikipedia or something.
I found his LinkedIn.
Yeah, everything's like three years here, two years here, gap of five years, and that's
currently where we are right now.
All right, so there's another show on this channel and that is Waken Bake. Now who else
has a Waken Bake show every Wednesday? That would be our gals, Helga and Lisa.
So I was like, oh, that's an interesting parallel right there.
So I thought I would check out a little bit of this WakenBake show.
Now, WakenBake features Steve, Shit St. Steve,
and he's paired up with a guy named Rhino.
And I just found just dropping the needle just to show you
what kind of riveting conversation these two stoners get into.
So.
Yeah, truck drivers are gonna have to.
Yeah.
Get there.
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Who's watching the other show?
We gotta get Steve's own show on the network.
This guy is dynamite.
I gotta tell you, when that clip took a second to load and start playing, in my mind, I'm going, oh shit, dead air. Oh shit, dead air. These guys, they don't give a fuck. They're just like, yeah, you know, like truck drivers.
And I don't know what's worse. Is dead air answer to that. They're all worse.
No, actually the worst thing is when they get into like the
really stereotypical old man radio things like old man balls
talk.
I didn't listen to wheeze a ton, but I did listen to him
from time to time, especially when I was having meetings
with them on a regular basis of ebombs.
So I would tune in and boy did I hear a lot of old man ball talk on Wheeze.
If I wore the shorts now that I wore in the 80s,
my balls would be hanging out one of the way.
That's why I wear these little hanging cargo shorts.
When I was 16, 17, my balls weren't, you know,
they hadn't spread yet.
I think it's just gravity and uh
and as old as I am is what made my balls hang. You know, that's what's called the hanging.
Oh my god. It's it's incredible that this is. Doug, what's up? Ray, you slut spreading your balls
for just anyone. We gotta We gotta wrap this segment up.
I have other important things to talk about,
but is there anything else that we didn't hit
that you wanna play?
I wanna play something that is bafflingly boring conversation
on a show that's so boring,
because they're talking about the external temperature,
and after that I went, well, that's it,
temperature talk is over. On episode raised wife is gone he keeps
her for a door is being gone I guess she's just on vacation but he cannot
care for himself so Christine has to come over and like do the laundry and
the dishes it's it's really weird it's like a it's an adorable friend community
they have but if you play my number six
He starts talking about the temperature of the house and if it's okay, and this is it's a perfect
Encapsulation of how terribly boring the show is no, I think my how I think it's rather pleasant. I have it right at 70 now
It was perfect 70s very nice
But last night, because Chester, Chester seemed to do a little bit of grunting two nights
ago while sleeping.
He was like going, he was snoring.
So last night before I went to bed, I said, you know what, for Chester, let me turn it
down.
And I put it down to 68.
And Chester slept comfortably.
And I had no complaints from him.
And all I had to do was put on another blanket, and I was fine.
And first thing I did when I woke up was I walked to the hall
and I put the temperature up to where I like it.
So now we're good to go.
Jesus.
Until tonight. Knock it down a couple notches for Chester. Because
I'm a giver, not a taker.
Is the show prep for this? Does he write that down? Make sure
to talk about bumping the temperature down. Chester wrote
it down. Jesus. And it's funny you say that because Doug on the
episode I watched and I didn't pull clips of this because it's so boring
But Ray's talking about how after the show the previous day took a muscle relaxer, which there is no muscle
But whatever oh man and Christina came over and mowed his lawn for me. He didn't even realize it because he was so out of it
He's like what you were over here and mowed my lawn. Yeah, then I came back again
They have a weird we made love. Yeah, I know Christina's taking care of both of these guys. It seems like
He's talking on the episode I listened to like his wife's not there and he seems shocked that he hasn't like shit himself
And it's like curled up fetal. It's so bizarre. He probably has he probably has all right
That is
Beta pets take a break.
Ray Light, what the fuck are you doing?
Alright, let's get into our
Cringe of the Week.
Cringe of the Week.
Cringe of the Week has to be Joe Rogan this week.
He had Terrence Howard on his show.
People are talking about this.
It was fucking crazy.
Right out of the gate. This is how the episode begins on the Joe Rogan Experience.
How did you get started with all this? I didn't come into this world the way
everybody else does, I don't think. I used to think that everybody had the similar experience,
but like if I asked you, what was your first memory in life?
What would it be?
I don't think I know.
News radio?
My first memory was almost like when you're dreaming
and you're falling and you hit the bottom and you wake up.
That was my first memory. But I didn't wake up here.
I was inside my mother's womb, and I was about maybe six months inside the womb.
And I'm like, okay, don't forget, I'm here.
Okay, okay.
Don't forget, don't forget, don't forget, don't forget.
You go to sleep, you wake up again.
Now something's moving in front of you.
And you're like, Oh, that's my friend. But I had a different name for it. I did. Hold on a second.
A bunch of things going on here. This is very Jerry Banfield ask. Were you like your members
being born and shit like that. But it's like Jerry wants attention because he's got nothing going on.
Terrence Howard's been in Iron Man and it was on Empire.
The **** is going on right now.
But the thing I want to point out that kind of makes the story ****, there's a couple
things but he's showing that he as he was developing, he was actually rationalizing
all this with his thoughts.
Of course.
And you know, thinking things before knowing what language is and he was looking at his
hand in front of them.
You know how dark it is in the womb No, how dare
Your eyes aren't even open you don't have eyes yet Jesus, I don't know that's not what look who's talking taught me
Okay
Since it came out so you're not smart ass like Bruce Willis
But I knew I had a title for it go back to sleep all of those things
Then ultimately you get ready to come out. I
Remember all of that you remember coming out remember being compressed you know and this you want to panic
But there's your flooded with like some serotonin and dopamine to where you feel relaxed you go right back to sleep you remember being born
I remember being circumcised. I remember
You ever be in born
Nine and the proof of it was...
No, and then he goes into this whole thing about his wife.
The proof of it is that I'm here.
So I was born, clearly.
The proof that he goes into is that when his wife was pregnant,
he would like shine a flashlight at 6pm every...
Fuck it, I'll just play. This is so insane. This is so stupid.
When my wife, Mira, that you just met, when she was six months pregnant with my son, Karen,
I wanted to prove to her what I was talking about.
So I put a light on her stomach every day at six o'clock at night.
And I would move that light back and forth and I'd put a song on for a week straight. On Saturday, after a week, I didn't put the light there
and I didn't do the music. And he pushed up on her stomach. And then when I put the light
there he started following the light. And for the next two months we did this every
night and he would go all the way around her belly back and forth always pushing on it
You know, I didn't understand at the time that maybe I've
Interfered with the development process and maybe he's wrapped a cord around his neck. I shouldn't have done all of this
He might be trying
And this little boy first thing he wanted to do is see light. He loved lights
From that early stage and I said to God as someone been so excited about light immediately
Asked him the square root of 2 the square root of 5 the square root of that the square root of pi the square and he
Will run it. He knows the square root of
How old is this kid? It doesn't matter. No one knows the square
root of pi. How many decimal places? What are we talking about? All of this from one
question. Could you imagine being on a blind date with Terrence Howard? Oh my god. So what
do you do? Well, it's funny you say that. I'm the most amazing person in the bringer of lights
Stood for that from the moment. I pulled out a flashlight you go get the fuck away
Well you wouldn't have a wife if you told stories about remembering being
Well I had to I had to prove it to her she didn't believe me for some reason that wasn't even what Joe Rogan's question was he was like, how'd you get?
About acting or whatever. Oh, how did I come out of the womb? Well, there's a whole story there. All right
Iraq is joining us on the show
American eagle that is the stupidest story I ever heard. And I've read the entire Sweet Valley High series. Perfect drop.
Perfect drop.
What's going on, Eric?
Yeah, he's batshit crazy.
I've seen a bunch of his seminars,
and he spoke at a university.
And I don't know how all these supposed learned people
are sitting there going, we paid for this guy to come here.
And he's talking about like sonic frequencies
and rhythms of the elements.
And like, it really, you know, what the atomic number is,
is not really based on its frequency.
It's like, you're making all this shit up.
Everything you've done in your career, besides Empire,
where they needed a bat shit crazy guy
to play a bat shit crazy guy, has been a failure.
Stop doing, stop being you.
And he just stop being you
One of the best superhero movies ever made of course because of him
Franchise after that movie what's gone before the movie was done? Yeah, that's true
Eric can you turn up your mic a little bit on your end? I tried to increase you on my end, but yeah
My windows is doing something weird now where it just automatically adjusts my volume for some reason
I've been hearing that from a number of people actually. It's yeah, it's definitely bizarre
So the reason why I have you on here Eric and thank you for coming on
I know that you don't know about I know I don't know the number of pie, but I know about pie
That's what you want to know. No, we're not talking. I heard pie and got triggered
Yeah, Eric's here early what's going on? so I'm talking pie and got triggered. Oh, we're talking
pie today. Alright. Alright.
Let's do it. I got that. Oh,
Eric. Yeah. Eric's here early.
What's going on? Yeah. So,
obviously, Aaron Emholt and
this whole storyline that's
going on with him, Nick
Ricada, his wife, April
Emholt, Kayla, Ricada,
everyone is talking about this
story. It's the most
interesting storyline to ever come out of the Dabbleverse by far.
It's one of the rare stories where you're going into a major
holiday weekend usually and anything else.
There's some sort of pause for the news and then they pick it
up after the holiday.
Yeah.
This just keeps evolving.
Yes.
And I have every day I have all new news for us.
All these things that are breaking.
And I want to apologize.
I asked Doug before we started the show what he knows about this story he doesn't know
anything which is good because I've been following this a little too closely and
I've been talking about I did a show yesterday morning on the who are these
podcast channel it's a only a video it's not a podcast every audio listener you
want to check that out I had to key on I had the Aussie guy at soft weekly all
people know about this better than I do to tell me how I got this so wrong thinking that
this was a work this whole thing with April leaving Aaron and Aaron coming on
and saying we got a divorce after lying about it for weeks and all that kind of
stuff. So I did that show and then I went on Be Dablin Live, talked to Al
Hariblay and Cardiff and OJ
and Big Black and all these people about all that
that was going on.
The experts, yeah.
The experts.
So I've been making the rounds, as I like to say.
So I don't know what I've really talked about on this show.
It's all evolving so quickly.
It's all happening so quickly.
But Eric, you actually worked with Aaron.
In some capacity, yeah.
We had him do a few specials last year for for compound.
Now hold on a second. I want to warn you. Yeah. Anything you say could be a victory lap for Chad
Zumach. So be careful with that. I'm sure he's do you know, he still hates for whatever reason.
And I keep trying to figure out the Chad thing and I was like if whatever he's
Obsessing on had to have been so minor like it was nothing different that than we did when ONA was still around
So I don't know why I'm labeled as bad as everybody else
But you know Chad will do what he wants a mental patient Eric. He needs a hug. Yeah Chad Zumaq needs a friend
He needs a hug. He's Chad Zumach needs a hug.
He needs a hug.
He's got a lot of problems in his life, but he's taking them out on everyone.
Anyway, I didn't mean to distract you with that.
I just thought it'd be a fun thing.
But what was your experience?
We had him on and look, you know, I do outside of compound.
I have other jobs that I do where I'm helping other radio people around the country who
Leave the business for some reason get kicked out
Layoffs any of that stuff and help build up their own infrastructure and do what they need to do
Okay, we just talked about a guy that you could maybe give some help to oh the family zoom call from their living room
So when Aaron came on our radar and he started talking with Gino, he wanted to talk to Anthony
and he had me on.
I think, Carl, you were on his show too at one point.
Yeah, he's a big ONA guy and he would talk about that all the time and so he had me on.
He used to do an interview show at noon or something like that and I went I went on there we talked about like hoping Anthony and all the old radio stuff
Yeah, same and then I started to see his name showing up everywhere because apparently everyone didn't like the guy
Or was just trolling a show whatever and like this guy should be on compound media
Yes, exactly because I was like well. There's some heat around this thing whether it's good or bad. Let's give him a go
He seems to know what he's doing. He's an old radio guy, so
Try it out
So he did about five specials
I think and I know everyone's not gonna want to hear this but whether they were fans of his or didn't like him he brought
In subscribers, so I was like alright. Well, we just keep going with this every now and then see how it goes.
And then then the show he used to do is not the show that he's doing now.
Right. And it really started to change where he started leaning into all the people he said he didn't give a shit about.
They were just mocking him or ripping him apart.
It was like now he's playing to them instead of against them or just like
John has evolved into that as well. Yes. You coined John perfectly. What was it? Performance
outrage or performance emotioners? I forgot the term of empathy, performative empathy. Yeah. He's
just, and it's, it's crazy because we showcased that with Chris's daughter and John pretending
to be so upset about that and crying about it and then you fast forward
Just a day or two and there's Aaron watching Nick Reketa be blackout drunk on his dream and going
You gotta get help man like pretend trying to make it dying right in front of us
Yeah, he's dying great further than the next day. He's got you know powder under his fate and there's nose
He's goofing on him. It's like okay. This is all fake, but God
El her re blaze and prep new impersonation of Aaron now. Yes, I love it
I had to write him and I told him I said the way you're doing it Aaron's character now is like Oscar
Schindler at the end of the movie when he's trying to give us watch in his rings
It's like wait wait. I got some necklace. I could have saved more people. Like that whole tirade.
I love it.
So yeah, we had Aaron on for a while and you know,
no problems.
He even filled in for Anthony with Gino a couple of times
while Ant was out recovering.
Yeah, I had no idea how bad things were going until we,
people just flood us with clips of every time something within
the compound world happens. We just get emails and links and you know, Twitter mentions what
have you. So it's hard not to follow what's going on.
Well, if he was bringing in subscribers, then why did he only do five or six specials?
Because then between I think his last special was somewhere either in August or the beginning of September.
And then we had a month of Anthony stuff and then Ant had his heart issues.
So then we started switching up the schedule.
So we weren't doing specials anymore.
We were just having people fill in for Anthony for like two, three months.
So that's why everything kind of changed. And then it kept getting worse on that end for his show
where we're seeing clips, not so much like you,
but Melton's clips were being sent to us
and then Chad's stuff, everything.
So we're seeing it and we go, all right,
they're out of control, but Aaron's playing
into this and getting out of control.
And I like the guy.
I don't have a problem with the guy.
I know that's not popular to say, but I would talk to him.
He would write me and call me sometimes for advice on certain things.
And I'm not going to put his business out there.
Professional stuff.
And then he's like, well, how do I handle this?
I go, all right, this is what's like, well, how do I handle this? I go, all
right, this is what you do. Here's how you handle it. Don't say anything until you're
close to signing a deal or whatever is going on. Then like the next morning I would see
that he's on there and he's teasing everything. I'm like, why are you teasing something that
hasn't happened yet? And he constantly does that. And I would call and yell and I'm like,
stop doing that. Stop putting stuff
out there. And then when it doesn't happen, or if it's taking forever and doesn't happen,
everyone looks at you like, oh, he's lying again, or you're a piece of shit or something like that.
It's just like, say less about the other stuff until it's ready to go. And then-
He's in desperate need for PR counseling. He needs someone to sit him down and explain
how to communicate, if you need to communicate things
or when to communicate them and how to communicate them.
I'll give you an example, because what he's been doing
since this victory lap he's taking over the Roketas
in April getting arrested, is he seems to be, A, being
what his response should be, to see how people react to it.
For example, he posted today a photo of him drinking a beer at a bar, like a shitty bar in Minnesota.
Be like, Hey, look at me. I'm able to drink beer legally still pretty cool. Huh? Like
rubbing it in next phase that, you know, he's no longer allowed Minnesota. Yeah. Check out
what I'm about to. It's just like, okay, so now you're just taking a victory lap over
all of this, but before he was your friend and you were I'm about too. It's just like, okay, so now you're just taking a victory lap over all this but
before he was your friend and
you were all upset about it. So
like which thing do you want it
to be and Eric, I think that's
kind of the example you're just
giving where it's just like,
hey man, if you're going to
handle this, like handle it
this way or that way, not both.
Yeah, I'm I'm looking at what
you're talking about here. I
guess he's on the golf course
now and uh he's talking about
after a night of alcohol
consumption. Remember your family's
involved whether you like her or not right now. Right? Legally nothing is done yet. You
still have a lot of things that if she fucks up in some grandiose way, you're still responsible
for her credit cards. If she does something with the truck, if she does something with
once they wipe the powder off those credit cards, he will be responsible for
paying them off.
Right.
Yes.
I understand.
And I'm saying this in the nicest way possible.
I understand he had to say something at that point, right?
But then going on later that night and doing what you guys call an emergency
stream and then the next morning he was on, and then all this
tweeting and stuff. It's like, any shred of sympathy or maybe understanding people were
going to have that didn't like you to begin with, or weren't really into your show or whatever you
were doing, people were starting to lean over there being a little sympathetic and trying to be understanding this constant posting and showboating in a way turns people off
what we know they're wrong yeah but now nobody's like like there's no good guy
in this wrestling match you know it's too bad guys amazing opportunity to show
himself as the better person because and I thought of was Melton saying this or
Elva Reblay or someone but it's like this thing happens where he decides to
distance himself from these people and you know he came out he's just like
they're doing bad things and I'm a father and I can't be doing bad thing
and I was like okay whatever and then they get arrested they have over 25
grams of cocaine in the bedroom and firearms and there's children and we'll
get into all of that stuff and like here's the opportunity to be like and
Guys, this is what I was talking about is why I had to get out of there and you know
It sucks that this happened, but this was the road. This is the path they were on and I recognize that no
It's just like ha ha ha I get to drink beer still you don't ha ha ha the winner
You're the looks like oh well now. I know it's gonna root for you either asshole
Look and being a parent, having kids involved in this situation, and then the other
side having kids in this situation, you would think it's like, all right, I have to play
this pretty on the level and be very humble and choose your words and what you're saying
very carefully as this is still unfolding, as you still have legal responsibilities with her married
and then her legal responsibilities and the other family.
There's a lot to deal with here
and it's not happening anytime.
I think one of your, I don't know if it was you
or Dabble Point, Dabble Point,
somebody said that the other family has to like August now,
they gotta remain clean before they get their.
Correct, yeah, those are the terms. So yeah, they're going back to court. to uh they gotta remain clean before they get their
correct. Yeah, those are the
terms. So, yeah, they're going
back to court. Whatever.
August 20th or something like
that and uh. So, you got the
entire summer. And they're
going to have random. We're
still in May. And yeah. Right.
Yes. Shut up. Shut the **** up.
No, he's profiting too much.
He's getting too many. He's
not even talking about the goal
anymore. Iraq. The money's
just rolling in right now. He's
loving it. Alright, if you want to, if you want think along, the shitty way of thinking along finances right now,
right, all right, yes, you're making a ton of money.
But you're not thinking ahead where you can kind of
work this in a way where you're making money
in the long run, not a ton of money for the next few days
and then everybody comes back from the long weekend,
there's nothing going on,
and then maybe John does something really stupid
because he's not getting attention.
Now the focus, like Eye of Sauron, switch over here and now we're looking at John again there's nothing going on and then maybe John does something really stupid because he's not getting attention. Now, the
focus like Eye of Sauron switch over here and now we're
looking at John again and Aaron's jumping up and down and
no one gives a **** anymore until August. I brought this. I
brought this up on the show yesterday morning that I did on
the stream where I said right now, he's getting all these
new subs and all these new viewers and and people are
watching the show because he's the insider on the Rikata
thing and Rikata has a ton of both fans and trolls so there's all these
people interested in what's going on with Nick rickety and here's the guy
who was hanging out with him for the last six months that led up to this
arrest and everything that's going on so he doesn't realize this is fleeting
this is people are gonna be hanging around when he's out of Nick rickety
stories no and the ones that are are not leaning or focusing overly on
Aaron and Steel Toe. They're then a side product to follow them following Nick, the ones that are
obsessed with Nick and the ones that hate Nick. So they're obsessed with Nick. They're focusing
on Nick's world and Nick's immediate storyline. And then it's like, you're a footnote. She's a
footnote. The family's a footnote. That's what they're focusing on. I just I don't know what to even say to the guy other than shut up.
And Nick Rekate is bigger than all of us. And so what happened just this week is that my buddy Alex Stein is on Tim Pool.
Oh, I saw that. Yes. And Tim Pool's got a very big show,
a very big platform.
I heard.
They talk politics,
they talk about the big news stories of the day,
and props to Alex Stein for bringing this up,
and Tim knew exactly what he was talking about,
so I wanted to play some of that,
because there's a lot of people in this audience
who don't know what the fuck we're talking about, probably.
And I started explaining this to my wife the other night,
and I'm like, all right, so then Nick Ricada and Kayla, they they're hanging out April. She's like, wait, who are those people?
Like we hung out with them in Philly. You've met them
Remember Kayla was the pain in the ass behind the merch table with you. She's like, oh, yeah, okay
That's right. So you people who know these people are confused by this story
So I thought Alex did a pretty good job of breaking this down with that Tim pool here
People love drama like we talked about it earlier, you know, I hate to it out, but like you see this Nick Rukata drama. I'm obsessed. I mean this is this is decently big news
I mean is there any outlets that's covering this I?
Don't know I haven't said he just got arrested right you're talking about Nick. Oh, yeah
He just got arrested for scheduled possession of a scheduled substance or whatever well apparently like other people as well
So his wife it so it gets really deep. There's this guy steel-toed morning show. That's his ex-wife April. They're currently
We'll slow down and so this this one is is decent big news, but it's not great national news
But it is I still think it hits that level for those. I don't know Nick Reketa is a he's got what half a million subscribers
Yeah, he's a prominent legal commentator
Who's tip what Tim Poole's doing here is trying to justify them all being got to be Gregg's
Because listen, this is very interesting. This whole storyline is very interesting and Tim Poole doesn't want to come off as just like exploiting it
So he's going now this is why this is an important news story
All right to see guys now covered big stories related like how written house and things like that
And so apparently he's fallen on onto some addiction and hard times or something well one year
I think he was almost a top super chat get her the whole entire year supposedly I mean
long streams lawyers and
I guess recently he was he left his camera running while he was
Looked weird taking care of himself
That's what it looked like his shoulder was moving in a weird way
and I know he's a lawyer and he's pretty litigious
so I don't know what he was doing but it didn't look good.
Smart.
But this story's really actually kind of dark
and you probably know but this April girl,
she was actually a co-host of the show
called Steel Toe Morning Show.
And the guy that's divorcing her has come out
and said that they're all using drugs
and then it's very random that they get arrested today because the stream just happened. I believe two days ago
So something's really going on with Nick. I hope he gets help
But yeah, it's it's kind of big news because all the lawtubers what's really ironic
Is that he covers criminal cases and now his case is gonna be covered by all the lawtubers. So
Yes, that he was arrested was it possession of ammo and a firearm while user of a controlled substance or something yeah
drugs fifth-degree possession it's bad and that's crazy and who's this woman so
that's what I'm talking about so she was a co-host of a show called steeltoe
morning show and this guy Aaron Amolte her current husband even though they're
going through a divorce basically admitted that he would hang out with Nick and that they were doing wife swapping
and that they were using ecstasy and cocaine.
And this is what Aaron said.
And so they're doing not very good.
It's juicy.
But the reason why I bring it up is drama.
This is like candy.
You know, all day I read about Trump and we read about how the war in Ukraine, Israel,
Palestine.
But when you hear drama like this, it is literally like candies bad for you
I know yeah
so that explains why he's so fascinated by this whole thing and
Another point that I made yesterday on the stream
But you know we're talking people are debating back and forth was their wife swapping going on
What was going on when the the four of them were all getting together now talking about?
Aaron Imholte and April Imholte from steel toe with with Nick Ricada and his wife, Ricada Law. So obviously someone was asking Aaron personal
questions that he definitely should not be answering and they said, how many girls have
you slept with in the last six months? And Aaron said three. So if you just have to think about
that for a second, you go, okay, well, April April just left you so you got a new piece and then there's April and then there's Nick's wife
That would be the third so he's really leaning into the fact that there was swinging going on and and wife-swapping wait
Somebody asked him in the last three months. How many girls he's been with in the last six months
How many girls I think this is an MLC superchater asked him, he goes, three. Why are you answering that question?
I was going to say, if it was three months,
she left, I think he was saying six months ago.
So, yeah, they're right.
No, April left him at the beginning of April.
She was, she actually did Steel Toe Show April 1st.
And then left and never came back again.
Right.
So, this is all pretty recent, what's going on.
And he was lying for weeks on Steel Toe saying, no, she's upstairs cooking dinner. It's all good. What's going on? And he was lying for weeks on steel toe saying, No,
she's upstairs cooking dinner. It's all good. Everything's great. So that's good, honey.
Yeah, back on again someday. But really, she was at the Roketa's on an ongoing bender,
it appears.
See, even that. It's hard to the waters are so muddied in these in this storyline. It's
hard to figure out what's true and what isn't.
There was some kind of hot tub stream that they did,
where he was saying, like, oh, she hates me, she can't stand me.
And I think he's pointing to... I think that's Nick's wife.
And if that's the case, and she said something like,
that doesn't matter or why does that matter?
She doesn't like... but then how is their wife swapping
if that lady doesn't like him?
Well, he's come out and said because people have brought that up
He was teasing her and that was like their little joke for the camera that they don't get along. I
Know it's a lot. Let me get back into this because there's a few things more things
I want to show with Alex and Tim talking about this. Can I just say I don't know what it is
But if I ever come to Rochester, can you Chris and I do a hot tub stream?
It's not
Alright so this is Tim continuing to justify talking about this subject down. It's I put on a three meaning
There's a there's a time and a place for when it matters to talk about because it affects the greater media landscape
There's a time and a place for when it matters to talk about because it affects the greater media landscape.
So I don't, maybe it is, this one I don't think is candy because it's important and it's about someone who's going through struggles.
And there's a conversation that can come out of this that could lead to helping other people who are sick.
Yeah, it could help him. But I guess it may be why I said the candy part is because of the video where he is so inebriated.
I mean, he's just like this.
And I mean, everybody's had bad this and I mean everybody's had bad moments
I guess in their life but to do it live streaming when you're in control of the live stream
You know, you know, it's really bad. Look, you know, I got the time on Nick Reketa right there in the live stream
that he did that Aaron then overreacted to so
Always goes on to talk about all these streamers doing embarrassing things
Including dark side Phil jerk it off on camera stuff and he also brings up our girl, Elisa Jordana.
I don't know if you saw the video, it went so viral. You definitely saw it where Elisa Jordana
was, she got beat up by a guy, but she actually hit the guy first. You know, it was that video in a
car, got millions of views. Well, she used to, she just live streams her life. And then there's
other girl that was on court TV called vegan patriot. She's an IRL streamer. She just ran over
somebody on stream. So it's weird how now we have a camera on everybody yeah so
you see the most degenerate things we covered that in the creep off we watched
that video but what we're just driving over a pedestrian okay all right you're
gonna like this part Iraq you said you've already seen this. I saw the first part where he was talking to Tim about Nick and steel toe. I like where Alex brings this conversation.
People if you want to see humanity at its worst, go follow Anthony Kumi is Twitter account. It is always it is literally just like a black guy beating up a Chinese woman every tweet. mean seriously every time you're like how much is this going on?
But I think that that's good that we see it, but there is a lot of violence
That it's worse is also c-span live-streaming. Okay, so this guy has to bring it back to politics
Yeah, you think that's bad beating up Chinese people. What about c-span?
Going out of the government all those prank calls that happened in the afternoon drive last clip I have from this this is just Alex dying dropping some facts on Tim pool
I'm here for it on TV. I like it's been on TV for but speaking of that
Wait, wait, you can look it up the CIA, you know got caught making fake beheading videos. You saw that
Oh, I know that type in CIA beheading videos real quick. So
How about we talk about that in members only?
This arrest record says possess schedule Okay, okay, it's good.
We'll get deep.
This arrest record says, possess schedule 1234.
That's a drug.
I know, but does that mean they have a bunch of different ones?
I think so.
I believe so.
Aaron Amulte, the guy that was hanging out with them, said that he used Molly MDMA and
cocaine while he was hanging out with them very recently.
So I'd imagine they probably have a little bit of weed too.
I don't know that I'm just speculating. Well, they're reclassifying it aren't they?
They're what?
Alright, then they get it to the drug doc. So let me break this down for everyone.
Let me tell you what actually happened because it's fascinating when the
cop cam footage comes out that's gonna be everywhere. I
personally am looking forward to that. So here's the article that came out famous legal advice
YouTube are facing 25 years in jail
It says US lawyer Nick Rekade is facing 25 years after being arrested on Thursday alongside his wife Kayla and another fellow internet celebrity
Prosecutors filed charges against the Minnesota couple on Friday for second-degree drug possession child endangerment, and a gross misdemeanor firearm charge.
According to the arrest documents, police reportedly
attempted to execute a search warrant on May 23rd at Reketa's
home and was greeted by a little girl at the front door who would
not let them inside. Do you know the details of this, Iraq?
I don't know.
So Nick was pulled over. So they have the search warrant because the pastor of their church went to the police department the week before and said, I've been told by four people we need to do with some type of welfare check. It could be child endangerment at the Riketa's house. So a week later, they get the judge to give them the order to execute the search warrant. They pulled Nick over because he's like dropping one of his kids off somewhere or something. And they bring him back to the house and they say,
you know, we have a search warrant. Can you give us the code to the front door? And after
a kid refused to provide the door code, police used a battering ram to gain access and found
the couple and four juveniles inside. After searching the master bedroom and bathroom,
authorities allegedly found a variety of drug paraphernalia, including three small bags that tested positive for cocaine, eight green
tablets that tested positive for ketamine, a digital scale, and several other items that
tested positive for cocaine.
Police also found a gun with several magazines and loose ammunition underneath the bed, a
spent shell casing on the bedroom floor, and located additional firearms and ammunition
in the garage.
Rikada and his wife were taken into custody, told authorities he and his wife slept
in the master bedroom where police claimed
to have find most of the drug paraphernalia,
which is interesting is that they also found
April's credit cards in their bedroom.
All right, yeah, I heard that.
You heard about that.
So she's spending time in the bedroom with them as well.
So empty casings they found too,
so was he shooting the gun in the house?
Dude, is that bizarre?
Yeah, that's stuck out the most to me
Yeah, there's a lot of speculation on that. That's very bizarre. I mean, this is a house with five children in it
What stuck out most to me is that responsible child that does not let strangers come in the house
I tell that to my kids all the time like don't let strangers in they flash a badge. Don't believe them
well, the other thing that's
crazy about this obviously is The police are at the door. Let us
in police. We have a warrant. They're refusing to open the
door but they're not flushing the cocaine down the fucking
toilet. Have you never seen good fellas? That's what you do.
Honey, are there any casings on the floor? Yeah, clean up a
little bit. Just one.
Do you think Nick's going to be driving around now just crouching down looking for the helicopters? Yeah, totally.
There's one other thing here that I wanted to read, I think. Oh, yeah, just just what Nick has put out on social media about the news. So hey, obviously, a lot has happened. I'm sorry for legal purposes. It must be reiterated that the sorry is for the disruption and is no way related to any pending legal matters.
That said, please realize that no one has the full story or picture on anything.
It's possible. No one ever will. Nothing reported is accurate and that's not
their fault. I've seen so many supportive messages. Thank you for that.
I'll still be doing stuff. I'm home now. Stay tuned for show announcements and
stuff here on locals.
That's not going to help his fucking court shit either.
If he's going to be streaming all summer until his till his court date in August,
they're going to be combing through anything he says to be usable for that.
And not just like the government or anything, but everybody that follows this case or followed him or hates him.
They're going to be breaking it down like
Melton does to steel toe. Right. And I'll just say if there's anyone who's tuning out right now,
this is not just the devil verse. This is where Kate has got a huge following,
the whole law tube angle on this because I'm watching all these other attorneys who are
breaking this down. There's possibly millions of people watching this all unfold right now. It's very interesting what's going
on. Here's an example. So this is Nick's arraignment. So the next morning, they
take them all to jail because they have a ton of cocaine. I think Nick
Bachelson made a joke on Twitter where he was like, 25 grams of coke, what are you
buying at Costco? Like that's a lot. What Dick Vester says,
that's a lot of cocaine. That's a lot of cocaine. So to have
that much in different areas and throughout the the bedroom
and stuff like that and everything else they found and
the the child endangerment charges too is pretty brutal.
So this is another guy who I think used to work with Nick
and stream with Nick,
breaking down the arraignment and something very interesting happens here.
Alright, Your Honor, I have requested to see two of my clients and have been forbidden from doing so. I'd like to see them before their before this their arraignment.
He's going to represent his not understanding your request. Can you repeat it?
As two of my clients are set for arraignment today, I have requested to see them. They have both requested to speak to their attorney, who is me, and they have been prevented from giving themselves to this point. I was wondering if we could get an order to allow me to at least speak to my clients before they come into their first appearance. It was at this point I realized he doesn't get it. You have no business representing anybody else in a matter that in which
you were arrested. You shouldn't be representing yourself let alone anyone
else. Stop. Get help. Now. So this is very interesting. So he just said to the
judge, hey I haven't been allowed to talk to my clients yet talking about his wife and his side piece April, who all went to jail. And he goes, I need to talk to them before they have their arraignment because I'm their Okay. So he didn't know this.
All of the charges were dropped on April. I'm whole she's free.
She's out.
So he said they're going, I need to talk to April.
She's my client and she's been charged with drug possession.
Like no, actually we dropped those and you can see his face.
It's like, wait, what?
What did she say?
Well, thank you.
You're right on the same page as me because then on Gino Biscotti's show yesterday,
Aaron calls in and this is fascinating.
Listen to what Aaron says.
This is from the So Thorough Joe Burrow YouTube page.
Listen to what Aaron has to say to Gino.
What the fuck?
Well, that's because I talked to my lawyer, and because the internet goes,
well Nick probably told the cops that she was just visiting
so they dropped the charges.
I hope he did!
Do you think he did?
Like as a lawyer?
No.
Anyway, go on, I'm sorry.
Let me tell you what happened.
The cops are not going to arrest three people
for having drugs and guns,
and then because one of the other defendants
tells them that the other
one is innocent they're gonna go oh we totally believe you by the way man you're free to go
like nobody fucking does that so what definitely happened and i talk well i won't say definitely
because i don't know but i talked to my lawyer and he said um put it this way if she were in
the mafia she'd be dead by now yeah like. Yeah. Like she offered to roll and that text message
that when she sent Ethan Ralph,
she verbatim that he tweeted out,
she said that verbatim copy paste text to me.
When she said somebody else did this to me,
that's her starting to roll over.
Wow.
So even Aaron is speculating that April Imholt
will be rolling over on these two and giving up some dirt.
Cause why else would they just release it?
What do you think?
Eric, one, Gino put some fucking socks on.
Nobody wants to see your feet.
Number two, Aaron, why are you still fucking talking about
this?
It's so fucking crazy.
Holy shit.
Now, whatever, whatever anybody takes from what you just said there, you could have just
made shit a lot worse for April.
With that.
So if somebody wants to play-
Well he wants to.
Yeah, he clearly does.
He clearly does.
He's clearly getting his revenge.
What if something happens, one of these, because you know the internet, everybody is an autistic and a psychopath.
Correct.
What if somebody goes and does something to her in the name of Nick, like he's a big Nick fan or she's a big Nick fan,
and then does something to her because they think she ratted them out and now they're going to do jail time.
Now they're going to shift the blame to her. With him saying shit like that, you're making things worse.
I just want to smash his head into the wall. Like, shut the fuck up.
So here's another law streamer talking about this case and
bringing up the points that we're making a bedroom. So
there's not clear that she has possession. Was this the guy
from the first podcast you watched? No.
possession. Was this the guy from the first podcast you watched?
No.
Guy who can't wipe himself. Yeah, this is the actual attorney. And I do believe this might be the guy that Nick used to stream with. But let's see what his take is.
Dismissed against her because well, the state can't make its case. So they appear to be dismissed, which of course means April is likely to be a witness against Nick, which depending on what she has to say, could potentially influence the government to potentially even bring more serious charges, depending on what she observed in those and all the rest of it. Snazzy trinkets.
So that's very interesting. So now April is a witness against her friends, the Riketas potentially, and now it's not just what they found during that raid.
It's all the things they were doing,
neglecting the children and these benders
and the drug parties for all those months
that she was observing, potentially.
I don't know.
Sure.
I don't know what's gonna happen, but.
I don't think anyone, everyone says
they're worried about the kids,
but I don't think anybody involved here
gives a shit about either set of kids.
I mean, look, this shit happened, it was what it was, and we're dealing with it now.
But going on and posting things, all of them, Aaron saying things, you're putting your kids, their kids,
through worse shit by just keeping this alive, and you keep talking about it. Just shut the fuck up, all of you,
and just say, yes, we're dealing with this right now. We'll talk about it when we have more.
Know what this is turning into.
But Eric, that would be fun for us. Look how much fun we're having right now. If everyone, if he wasn't calling in the Gino show and everyone was inspecting, this is what, this was the great part about it.
Carl, get ready to cash in in a few months, maybe by the end of the year, because here's what's going to happen.
Yeah. a few months, maybe by the end of the year, because here's what's going to happen. This shit keeps rolling in fucking crazy train as it's doing.
All this, your show, Melton, everybody else's stuff, is all going to become some part of
a true crime podcast that's going to be way bigger than all of these shows combined.
And then you're going to have to do testimonials and Melton and Chad and all these people are
going to be in there.
All the Nick Ricada people are going are gonna and then that's gonna blow up
Then that will become a network a Netflix true crime thing this thing is going for years. I have two questions first
Who's playing me in the?
Netflix recreate recreation of us Brad Pitt. I was gonna say
skinny guy from scream
Okay, I think that's you I like that any guy from Scream. Yeah,
I think that's you. I like that.
I think that and then for Chris,
I think you like if we could dig up Tom Bosley,
I think that'll be great. Mr.
Hamburger, do you swear to tell the truth about the truth?
Alright, so this is the craziest part.
So we've gotten to a pretty crazy part of this whole saga.
But the other thing that Gino did on his show yesterday, which God blessed the man for doing this, the crazy parts and we've I don't know how to get it through your thick skull April that all the charges against you were dropped You didn't get picked up and blow a point. Oh eight with a bag of weed
You were whacked out on fucking lord knows what drugs by the way props to extreme
gonads 95 85 out of reddit for putting this together because as we all know Gino's not gonna sit there and present this
Cohesively, we kind gotta pull the clips together.
In a house with children and guns.
I reached out to April yesterday and I told her,
I just put sending love, sweetie, and then I wrote, you got taken advantage of by those two, sweetie.
As I say on the show every day, we're the sum of everything that put us here right now in this moment.
You're young, you're smart, you're going to come out of this great.
One out of three.
Okay. And then I put, just be strong and have faith in yourself because I will remind you again,
you're a great person. And then I put, I'll stop bothering you because I didn't even expect a
response. Okay. Didn't even expect a response. And she wrote, these charges of mine were dropped
because this isn't who I am, I'm not an addict,
I am healthy.
Now let me point something out right there.
Yeah, first off, they don't put you in jail
and charge you with having drugs on you,
but only if you're an addict.
No.
That's how that works at all.
Yeah, they don't care if you're addicted or not.
Yeah, right.
It's just you can't have that.
You get arrested if you're at a party
and somebody got arrested for having stuff and you didn't know, the the homeowner or the apartment owner had it in the house. So they won't stick. But yes, you kind of get arrested for that. Yeah, correct. Yes.
Doug, are you following all of this? Is this making sense to you?
Do you want me to answer truthfully? Please answer truthfully.
Not at all. No, I don't. I apologize. I really do. Like, I don't know any of I don't know any of these people.
I listened to your show, Carl. That is it. That is all I'm
getting. And I'm just I am so lost right now. I sorry, you can
cuddle this editor, whoever. I wanted to know if I did a good
job presenting this. And I guess I did that. But I didn't know where to back up to some movie talk for Doug. It's not your No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no told this to Erin days ago, and then she wrote, my name is ruined
because of the internet.
And that's where it's like, it's not, it's not ruined because of the internet.
So again, where did we leave off the April thing?
April, I told Erin this days ago, now my name is ruined all over the internet.
I can't even address it because it adds fuel to the fire.
So then April goes on.
As far as those two, all I can confirm is two, all I can confirm is that in a hardship I'm
going through, the divorce of course, I think you know about that, they have given me a
home and any support I've ever needed.
Now if I were to weigh in on this, and I didn't with her, because out of respect to April,
I'm not going to tell her what most people have drawn an opinion on already.
Okay, I'm just going to do it on my show for everyone else.
Alright, let's go, Gina.
Wouldn't it be great if Gina goes, you know, oh, by the way, we're about 175 from the goal.
Yes.
You can hit us with PayPal, Snapchat, all of that.
You think the Riketas fucking groomed her.
I do.
Fucking Erin was smart enough to get out and April just got sucked in.
So then she says the rickaders are good people.
I'm not going to fucking expand on that any because again, draw your own conclusions from
what you know, from what you've seen.
Okay.
I here's what I'd love to say.
What could they have been doing? You know, for her that she couldn't get from Aaron and I don't know that dynamic, here's what I'd love to say. What could they have been doing, you know,
for her that she couldn't get from Aaron?
And I don't know that dynamic, there's stuff I know,
but whatever, or her parents.
I even said to him like, you have a family,
go hang out with your family.
So she's like, she's like, I'm healthy for the record.
No one's mug shots look good.
I could not agree more, could not agree more. I've been sobbing, I weigh the same as always. I'm not for the record. No one's mug shots look good. I could not agree more. Could not agree more.
I've been sobbing.
I weigh the same as always.
I'm not an addict.
I never bought anything, not even weed.
We know.
Isn't that weird?
I weigh the same as before.
Yeah.
That's a weird thing to,
did Gino quiz her on that?
LBs if he drops, he's starting to do a coke?
Why Gino?
Yeah, right?
No, that's like a page out of Aaron's book
where it's like, I'm going to put this out
front to get ahead of something.
And then everybody goes, wait, ahead of what?
What are you getting ahead of?
Why did you say that?
Now we need to look and see what was behind those comments.
Yeah, that seems to be trying to get in front of something.
It's like, I weigh the same as before.
And you go, nobody was questioning.
Yeah, when Aaron came out and he goes, listen, guys, I gotta be truthful. I've used cocaine three or four times and
I've done Molly six or seven times. Like there was no need for him to bring that
up. Definitely not. We know. And that was before this arrest, before the search
warrant, before all of this stuff. I maybe have sucked a dick once. Maybe
once I sucked one or two dicks.
That's always three.
She goes on.
OK, this is wrong.
When you hear or see someone speaking about me these ways,
please don't have fun with it.
She's really upset.
OK?
Really upset.
She's like, this has ruined my life,
and it wasn't even by my doing. Okay.
It's easy for me to say cause I didn't live it, but am I putting too much weight in the
fact that she got off scot-free?
It wasn't even her doing this happened to her. Yeah. April's got the wrong attitude
on this one. I know she's been through a lot. I don't want to pile on. My life is ruined
and this wasn't even my doing. Yeah. So, okay, if your life was ruined by your doing, that would have been all right.
But by the fact that you were in the wrong place at the wrong time, and this happened,
you made those decisions.
This wasn't my fault.
It's totally her fault.
She made the decision to go and hang out at the drug house for the rest of her life.
Breathe the sigh of relief and stay off your fucking phone.
Right?
Yeah, so you should.
Am I putting too much weight in the fact that she has her
whole life ahead of her? Am I putting too much weight in the fact that April you're
done with steel toe, the show and the man, definitely the show. Probably the dude. Probably
what were you going to start another podcast?
No, you're not.
Also, I'll say this, if April's watching this, there's a lot of guys out there that she just
got way hotter based on what we found out about how she likes to live her life.
Her mug shot's probably on that website we used to use for ONA when the teachers would
get arrested for sleeping with their students and then we would have to gamble based on
the stories. Like is she hot or not. And then we would have to gamble based on the story.
Like, is she hot or not? And then we pull up the photo.
She's probably on that website now.
You're done fucking.
It's like you're walking.
You're you're in a fucking action movie, April, and fucking you just fucking
you just walked away from the exploding wreckage, waving your get out of jail free card.
I don't care. I don't care if they're,
I don't even know. I don't care if they're what hugging you 24 seven. If you're in a house filled
with guns and drugs and I don't mind having guns unless there's also drugs and children in that
house. Okay. I don't think that's a good combination, but I get it because you need the guns to protect
the drugs. And also the guns were not secured properly. I wanna point out. So, no, you don't. It's not
a western. You're not sleeping with your revolver under your
pillow in case no varmints break in and you gotta start
protecting your cattle and your land. You can't just put your
gun under the pillow. But I think that's an important thing
to point out and again, I'm so confused by this cuz there's
four children in the house. There's April and Kayla. The cops are knocking on the door and they don't put the guns in the gun safe and the coke in
The toilet and like what were they doing and they tell like one of the kids answer the door
Hey give the cop the birdie for us
Guns and credit cards under your bed.
Is that not what you're supposed to do?
They'll never look under the bed.
Kicking bullets under the bed.
I won't find this.
It's insane.
And hopefully the kids don't get to it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You know me.
I'm very pro Second Amendment.
Very.
Fucking have a gun to protect your shit, but don't have a gun to protect your shit
if it's cocaine and lies
So again and lies. I mean, I hope she does see this
It's like get the fuck away from that because April wrote now to pick up the shattered pieces my circle people
We the smallest anyone's ever had can't trust the soul and I said good
Good. I said that's exactly what I'm telling you honey. said, this is why I'm reaching out to you now, April.
Everything I've ever said about the Dabble verse
is it's evil and shit.
And that was for her sake.
There are a lot of people in the Dabble verse
I'm enjoying lately.
I work with your ex-husband every Friday at this point
and never once have I brought you up to bad mouth you.
I know you're young.
I know you've got your whole life ahead of you.
And I need you to realize that you have your whole life ahead of you. By the way, when I was on Be Dablin Live
with Elva Replay yesterday, Gino called in because I've been talking about how Gino put out a tweet
just like it's sick how everyone's now paying attention to April and Aaron's personal life.
They're going through a tough time. It's just like they talked about the personal life all the time
on their show. Now it's actually interesting. Right now it's not cooking dinner for the kids.
It's a new frontier for them. Yeah. This is very exciting. So Gino having all the time on their show. Now, it's actually interesting. Right now, it's not cooking dinner for the
kids. It's a new frontier for
them. Yeah, this is very
exciting. So, Gino called in
to uh Alavarie play show. He's
just like, no, no, I'm talking
about like Melton who's just
lying about them nonstop. I
said, well, they all turned out
to be true. So, it's kind of
hard to like be bad at Melton
because yeah, there was wild
speculation going on with all
of this and then it was like
all came true. That's why this
is so fascinating. It it was weird with with the melt in thing because I didn't know who
the guy was. And then when he was going on this tangent for
Aaron and his show and we were getting clips, seeing clips,
what have you. And I talked to Aaron, I go, I don't know. Who
is this guy? It just seemed like he's really going and laying
in for Aaron for no reason. But then as time was going on and you're starting to piece some of this stuff together and you're
like, he's on to something.
And then you see like some of these shorter clips, final products of where things are
going.
Like, holy shit, this guy was ahead of everything, even though everybody thought he was just
carrying on and going nuts.
And it's like, well, he saw something. He he
wheeled in the uh he might he might have even affected it.
It's one of those things where you know, in physics, if you
observe something, you can actually have an effect on what
happens to it. Especially when you observe something, you tell
all your followers to observe it and reach out to the DA and
uh you know, so one of the things that I used to say to
Melton, I had him on my show, I've talked to him about this, is enough with telling people to
strike people and try to get them in trouble with the authorities. Like that's
not fun. That's not the fun part and Patrick was very much like leaning into
that aspect of it. But now the way this is all played out is the most interesting storyline we've ever seen on the devil first. I don't think anything could possibly top it
Well, you got the title of the unofficial biography cocaine and lies the M. Holt
Karada whatever his last name is story. That is the only thing that I will disagree with Gino on
I I can think of nothing better to protect cocaine than guns. I feel like that's
Yeah, no trap. No one brings up protecting the kids with the gun
Not the problem to be clear, maybe your name is ruined on the infinite testimony
I can't believe I spoke the speech to the text of that small part of the internet the dabble verse
exists in and that that Yeah, whatever the small part of the internet, the dabble verse exists in and that, whatever, the small part of the internet
the dabble verse exists in.
Then I wrote, just keep being healthy and true to yourself.
Like I think that's good advice.
Just keep being healthy and true to yourself.
And I will not say anything about the Roketas
anymore out of respect to you.
I guess I meant in the text thread, but I'm older and I've seen people take
advantage of people. I'm not saying anything about Aaron's dynamic with them.
I'm just saying that I think they should have watched out for you more,
but I'm speaking from a place of ignorance. I'll take your word for it,
but I'll be a little cynical. I'm telling you that because I respect you.
Always have always will. Like I think that's a nice thing to say,
but I'll say it again. Every fucking thing that happened. I'm fascinated. Is that his wife? That's like am I
part of this right now? What is going on? Okay, so he's yelling
off to his fiance, Keanu. Okay, in the background. Now, all
right. Here's the other dynamic and thank you for stopping that
because I didn't explain this. The other dynamic going on here
is that the four of them, April, Aaron, Keanu, and Gino
became very close friends.
They even traveled to Minnesota.
They went to a Vikings game together.
They've hung out.
They've done stuff.
And now since this divorce, Aaron has claimed Gino and Keanu as his friends because he
has them on his show every week.
So Gino's like the cohost on Fridays. I think Keanu's on, on Thursdays with steel toe. All right. So they very much our team Aaron, I guess.
I'm getting this. I'm picking it up. You got it.
It happens to you.
Every fucking thing that happens to us in the past makes us the person we are
today and you can't live in regret.
You take what happened
and you learn from it and it makes you stronger. And you're going to come through this April
and somehow you're going to be even more incredible than the April I hung out with last year. And
I hope to hang out with again sometime. Okay. Now that's huh? Huh? What do you want? Huh?
And then she runs her caters are good people. I disagree. No matter what struggles they do, they have done,
but I'm not gonna, despite anything said about them.
I'm a good person.
Erin and this internet has ruined my life.
All right, well, that's a bold statement.
I don't know how to get out,
I don't know how to get it out there
that all charges against me were dropped.
We know. We know.
We know. April, April, we know.
We know, and let me say it again. All the charges. I don't
know how. Watch this. I should have wrote, I don't know how to get it through your thick
skull April, that all the charges against you were dropped. And again, I said this to
Keanu, you didn't get picked up and blow a 0.08 with a bag of weed. You were whacked out on fucking lord knows what drugs
in a house with children and guns, okay?
I don't know how to get out there
that all the charges against me were dropped.
That isn't me.
That is, that I still look the same.
Everyone knows.
I hope it gets through your head.
She's like, I'm a loving, caring person with a, she is.
She is.
And I put understood,
I'll keep the Riketa's name out of my mouth, although I haven't.
But realize the internet.
What a friend.
I said, but realize the internet has not ruined your life.
The part of the internet, that part of the internet has taught you a lesson about who
your real friends are.
I'm on your side here.
And if you need me, you can talk or text anytime.
She's like, I'm trying to figure out my life and pick up the pieces now that Aaron the internet have shattered it for me
Okay, so you think they'll get back together?
I do want to say I know that like people like Melton and Chad Zumach. Holy shit. Chad Zumach went hard at April and
Honestly, they picked that fight with Chad. So they got what they had coming
to them with Chad. But you know, the internet can't necessarily ruin your life. You can
get away from the internet if you want to. You can also change the way you behave based
on what the internet is picking up. So I don't know that I don't like what we're April's
head is that right now? Hopefully she comes around and figures it out
because right now she's blaming the wrong people. Gino could have really
shortened that whole thing down at the point where she said my immediate my
circle has gotten immediately smaller and he went good and then blocked her
and then would have been done like this would all been... No, this would all have been. No. Shorting isn't his strongest. You're right. Yeah. You know
what they say about brevity. It it ain't what Gino's up to.
That's what they say. Uh Erock, any of the others you want to
say, I want to let you go. I know you have uh fair and
over. Look, I mean, I I don't know. It's not my story. It's
like none of our story but we're all now invested and
watching and and seeing how this goes.
And I'm saying this sincerely, if Aaron just keeps running his mouth and showboating and
stuff like this, it's not going to help him because something's going to eventually turn
on him and something's going to be coming out about him that the spotlight's going to
move on to him that he doesn't want, even though he thinks he wants it. It's just the way this whole stuff has worked out.
It's like Aaron, just shut up and do your show and move on and talk when you can,
when things happen, because I think something bad is coming towards Aaron's direction.
I don't know what it is, but that's the feeling I have with this.
It also still feels very dark for everybody else involved until we see what happens with
August, if we even get to August.
Something bad may happen before then.
I don't want it to, but here we are.
Everything is now, Soul Popper is not making fun of life.
It's now being life and everything is just a shit show.
So there's that and I feel bad for, it's weird. I feel bad and I don't for everybody involved.
It's like I'm saying what they had coming to them for various reasons and it's tough.
I mean, if when you put yourself out there and you're on a show every day and you're showing
showcasing yourself and your wife and talking about your family and shit like we saw how this went down with
Opie. We saw this went down with Anthony and they didn't deserve what they got.
But this is the reality. Unfortunately,
unfortunately, when you when you're putting everything that
should be sacred to you out forward out in the front for
content for material, then you have nothing to withdraw to.
You don't have family to to find sanctuary and you don't have
your personal life to find to. You don't have family to find sanctuary, and you don't have your personal life to find
sanctuary.
And because you exposed everything online, social media, your show, whatever you're doing,
so you just made everybody an open target with all of this.
So I don't know where outside the legal stuff, I don't know personally where Aaron goes from
here.
I hope he course corrects because he's really, I really feel he's going in a really bad direction
Even though he thinks he's righteous and justified with what he's doing
I agree with you on that
So I think the moral of the story is if you don't want to have everyone come on the internet and try to ruin your
Life hide behind a potato filter. What's up, Cardiff electric?
There's a reason
A lot of coke and guns, I'm a big fan of the Cardiff Electric. There's a reason. There's a reason. There's a
reason. This guy has done a
very good job of staying
stealth. Got a lot of coke and
guns. I'm hyped. Is there any
what is it with Minnesota?
That's right. You go crazy.
Yeah. I said it's boring up
here. Uh Erock, do you do you
have to go or do you want to
hang out for a minute? Um I
think I I got a couple minutes.
Alright. In that case... Gakiyah!
Stuttering John is like a nice dog here, where he has no idea what's going on, and he's trying to get caught up.
He wants to know what everyone's talking about why are they talking about me why are they talking
about other people so he had not the first time I've been compared to stuttering John
so he has quad father on his show because of course he does it's his co-host now and
he asked quad father who is this Nick Ricada guy that I keep hearing about.
Okay. He's just a, a, a lawyer that also does podcasting,
you know, like court TV type shit. Like he'll watch,
he'll watch court cases and give, give his, uh,
do a podcast about like all these court cases.
A few moments later, I gotta be honest. I so blank out when you talk about April and Malt. Just tell me again who this guy is. I need one more time. I'm sorry.
It's just the podcaster. He's a lawyer podcaster that covers court cases. Somehow Aaron and April
ended up meeting up with these two. It is to explain I get that but just even trying to
Difficult to pay attention to quad. Oh, yeah, that's true. He is pretty boring, but I just like that or blackout
fish memory swimming in the wet brain there asks a question
It's just immediately zoned out on his own show that is the look of a man who is not listening to anything
That's being said right now.
He's admiring himself right now. He's like, I really nailed my hair today.
My shave looks even. That's how he's thinking. So he doesn't know what's going on. He doesn't
understand what's happening. He doesn't know what Aaron Imholt is. He claims to not know anything
about April, even though he reached out to April after she left the show and tried to get him on
his show, whatever. But one thing that John does know is that I've been talking
about Aaron Imholt lately because he's the most interesting
podcast chair of the last three weeks.
And so John makes this declaration.
Well, he was a Lady K fan too.
Sorry for cutting you off.
Huge one.
Yeah, yeah.
But then Lady K stabbed him in the back.
Lady K will stab anyone in the back if he's not useful to him anymore
That guy is the biggest fucking dickhead
Well him and surely the biggest dickheads in the double gotta get shooting in there obviously
So what are the examples of be stabbing people in the back? I'm curious what John's talking about
So he's talking about how Aaron Imel was a huge fan of mine, which I don't know that's Charlie
He was a WTP regular listener.
I don't see him in the chat. Can I just stop you real quick? Yeah. Aaron Imholte. He just
said you will stab any woman in the back. Yeah. Right. Oh, did he really? He said, yeah,
I stabbed any woman in the back. So Steve, let me hear that. That's what I want to answer
about. He was Lady K fan too. Sorry for cutting you off. Huge one. Yeah. Yeah. But then Lady K stabbed in the back. Lady K will
stab anyone in the back. I thought he said anyone, but you're right. Wanted two syllables
somehow. He's, he's a miracle. This stuttering John Beland as he looks for anything he can
say about me, regardless of any evidence that he has or being able to back it up at all. John started off his
show a couple days ago and you would think when you start off
a show, you would have whatever you want to present to the
audience ready to go. It's the easiest part of the show is
starting the show with the first thing you want to talk
about. Now, later on, two hours in, you're reading super chats.
Like, OK, what else can I do to keep people engaged to keep the super chats
coming in? Maybe you start scrambling a little bit.
But only John can find out a way to not be prepared at the very get go.
But my P.I. Dustin, whoa.
What he came up with on Gina.
Wow, you holy shit.
And I don't know.
Sorry about Bob Levy was saying that Gina somehow like.
Like feeling Botox and all of this shit and using the n word.
Feeling Botox.
It might be true. Let's see if this is it. and using the n-word what brand of Botox was she selling find it Leo was gonna try
and get it to me but on the upper left now he's so sweaty so we're at 4x speed now. He's still looking for it Can't find cheese
My favorite kind of football is pro football
You know the reason why he has that shirt
So now so that's his pro football arm wrestling championship shirt that he got for free because he hosted that show
And it was such a bad show the NFL would not allow them to use NFL so that to call it pro football it's like the big game
all right that's amazing nor did the production company apparently pay any
of the crew but whatever no I don't know Bob Lee he was going off on his wife and
saying that his wife was stealing um Botox and and
She used the n-word and all this stuff. Mm-hmm. But now I can't find it
Move on but I can't find it anywhere here. Okay, I know he was like he went nuts on explained it
Well, anyway, yeah somebody has anybody's got it. I just move on right now. Oh, yeah now we're at 5x speed
He's still type slow
He's officially got the old man hair dye
You know when the when the people have a fully gray and they think that they're looking young and it just looks like you
Colored it in with a highlighter
All right back to real time. I can't find
Just finish what you guys had it for me. I was trying to get it
So forget everything I said that's just here say
So, forget everything I said. That's just hearsay. Nope. Nope.
It's conjecture. Okay. There we
go. So, then, not long after
this, he looks on his phone for
something. He's actually
looking for Venmo uh
correspondence or interactions and this is him on his phone
No, I don't want to do that. No, all right, hold on. Um, let me see
I'm gonna just go there. I don't want to pay anybody
Quad I fucking suck at it and I know I do and I accidentally doxxed my fucking nephew
Yeah name and I fucking sure dad and I that wasn't my intention. He knows it, but you know
Now we're 3x speed
No Fuck just down this no can come back to it. No no no no no Is that shit covered and first podcast better
Much I can't see how much he did
I don't remember what we're looking for
I don't even remember what we're looking for. Me neither.
So I'll tell you what he's looking for.
He's looking for how much did Kevin Brennan pay Chad Zumach to do the MLC episode?
Now the one thing that I know about Venmo, you can see the dollar amounts of the transactions
that you've done, the transactions you've done, but you can't see the dollar amounts
of any other transactions.
It's just like, oh, it doesn't even tell me how much you paid him.
Yeah, no shit.
Of course it doesn't.
There would just be a comment from Kevin.
Yeah, he spent all his time.
He spent all his time.
So he learns from that, of course, because the very next episode.
Oh, I thought that was still live.
I didn't know you stopped the video.
I thought you were still searching.
I thought it was too.
So the very next day, he starts his show. now he's realizing like, oh I got the first
thing I'm going to talk about, it's in my notes, I should have a link to it, I should
be prepared, and so this is how the next show starts off.
Yeah baby, my lordy, my lordy.
Oh of course he's got the green screen thing.
Great.
This is incredible too.
I can't figure out if this is a bit.
I thought he was going to wipe his nose with the green screen. I'm like, oh my god. Great. This is incredible too. I can't
figure out this is a bit. I
thought I was going to wipe his
nose with the green screen. I
can't figure out what he's
doing because every time he
starts to show, he's not
centered. Half of his green
screens out of it. Do you see
the comb over he's doing now?
Yes. When he looks to the side
of the screen. Awful. There was
an episode a couple of weeks
ago where he looked at the
camera after he started the show. If you hit go live and started the show
and he goes, oh **** I haven't
combed my hair yet gets up for
45 seconds that comes back.
Yeah, baby. My lord. My lordy.
Oh, man.
Yeah, baby. He's just reading through his notes
Say my lordy twice
Disaster star because that always happens, but this is him now looking for stuff for this next episode. Let's see if he's prepared this time
And lady Kay, I'm gonna expose you for the fucking fraud that you are fucking oh my god
It's gonna get me can this is the one he finally
Might be the last episode of W ATP guys fighting to be exposed
China's dead now all my legs aren't gonna work are they?
CM Oh This is how we do it
Wow, it's so embarrassing
Don't you know why we're on the internet right now? This is how we do it. He took this episode down by the way
Why?
Embarrassed about this part this what's crazy about it. Oh, all right. This is nuts
Okay, John. Do you watch any other show that does this except for Kevin Brennan, of course? Okay
We got it. I think we got it now. Okay, great. I think we got it now. All right, let's see it. Let's see this evidence
Just wanted to start playing
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
So what's he doing? And heavy on the typing
He's doing his taxes
And why does his other hand sit up like this?
Just an adding machine
Like a TARD
He should have one of those visors on Yeah right, but he really is like a TARD though sit up like
Yeah, right, he really is like a tart though he's got his arm up like this
I know tarts that don't do that
You think he has the arm from like Dr. Strange long like we're gonna keep going up and he's gonna push it back down
Yeah
Speed it up guys. This is what this is what you watch when you start John show I
Just saw
One person at a time
Rex Morgan you have a daily. Yes, yes that is going all right all right anyway back to the show
Back to the show and it realize that we were in commercial break.
Wait, does John think we were in commercial break? Yes. John, five, four, three.
All right. One of my favorite new YouTube channels is Menser Math
because Menser Math goes into each show that John does and pulls out
all of the Super Chess. They're insulting John and John reading them.
And I started watching this and I went, I'll just watch the show
so that we can all have fun of this together, because this is my favorite part
of John show now is people insulting him through two dollar super chats.
You are both trying to the whack pack.
You got Hanks alcoholism, Jeff, the drugs, Kimpy arm,
Eric, the major's attitude, high pitch his body, Beatles logic and Wendy's diet.
attitude, high bitch's body, Beatles logic, and Wendy's diet. La la la la la falling further down than you? You're still banned from Stevie Tummanos for graffiti.
Artie Drankpleats, your favorite joke.
All for music.
No wonder you never had success.
Be a man, said Shalit Ali.
Do all pro comedians get up by doxing people?
Do you share your cars with the cats?
Go, leave, and get a real job with all your talent.
John Gold and Rico, stop talking to me, I'm live now.
You blocked me last week, coward.
Go piss in the jar.
Gave notice.
Forgotten to make sure you noticed Debbie.
Did you eat a sandwich?
You left some ham on your neck.
Chit Show.
Wake up this morning.
I'm so finally drunk.
I'll meet you in Las Vegas and fight you with one arm tied behind my back.
Carl's band sucks, but Carl's still better guitar than you.
Why are you late?
Knock over to the P-Jar, you animal.
Sorry, John, Lady K isn't much of a guitar player.
John, master of dirty guitars.
Sheets in apartments.
Mm-mm.
Doubled you and KB today, drunkie.
Missy's analysis of your nose
and was scary accurate.
I've seen a sweater, you're Viking.
Must be a PR side.
Nice rack, you're a hack, give up.
Pass the time with chances.
Yeah, okay.
Park in Florida garage, close the door, leave car leave car running play live guitar then rape EJ Carl
What don't you plenty of tape of you saying?
JNF for stutcho pro slaughter of innocent Palestinians. All right, so that's my
That's right turn the dog like that's hilarious. So the super stickers are safe because there's no comment. It's just the
the name of the youtuber who posted's just the the name of the
youtuber who posted it except for the name of this youtuber is Stutcho is
pro-slaughter of innocent Palestinians and he just read that. Well done sir, well done.
99 cents. John read that. Worth it. Worth everybody.
Stutcho pro-slaughter of innocent Palestinians. The wad's hilarious. TSM
Blake comes with him trashing you. Julie isn't offended because he isn't a weak
liberal like you clap the intro of hop a teacher on your tube tits so jealous
that already was funny
that guy you riled up the Phantom of the Bent Fingers sing it Johnny
opera John the Phantom of the cat litter I'm like, you're still a loser though.
John, what are you and the cat eating for dinner?
What'd you eat yesterday?
Did you have 15 bears and another ice cream bar?
John, these pictures suck.
I was writing materials off of them.
John, why don't you piss in public in front of a cop?
Why don't you fight with commies instead of doxing, hack?
What's up, modock?
Why's your head so big and bloated?
Why'd you say you can't play clean and suck on tape?
You already had a stroke, anyone can beat this.
You've been riding B-Saw and you grew a brad of skulls.
You can move forward leading and you just blow.
You go box Julian Tyson for a roast battle Jake Paul.
Sean, please don't feel embarrassed, you can't pay for hard.
Uh, yeah, okay.
You can't thumb down if you're not a member genius. You framed a dog
diploma. Hypocrisy dummy. So you framed a dog diploma. You don't try it. You framed
a fake diploma. You're too poor to frame anything. You're framing Carl as Stevie Tomatoes. You
got cancer money and then you blew it. Grandma's ready to drop or Johnny got a broken little
cock. You look so gay when you lip sync turbo tits. You never accomplish good podcasts.
You're not gonna like what Shulie has next, pissjara.
You tried to get Shulie fired by saying he was your mom.
You won't mention the husband of your ex-wife, loser.
John, you wrote a review of your own movie on MTV.
Your face makes onions cry dumb times.
It's not insulting, you're just subscribing.
Your hands look like a dog's scooted pool, cross it.
Your keyboard should put you on,
put you up on battery charges.
So your threats are almost as empty as relationships
with kids you guys show.
Hope that limit stops working soon
and your kids can finally move on.
Point is, all, point is you're awful now.
You get it?
You're not good now.
All the money you got today,
you get today fat so you from being late.
Sean, your career is just like Don Rickles.
You both start out by something,
but then your career is getting played by a potato.
You're just like every junkie waiting on payday.
You're not a loser, you just used to be a winner.
You're the reason, can't spell your,
why shampoo bottles have instructions.
And I'm trying to, aka Mr. This Is Enter,
things like, I'm not the stepdad,
I'm the dad who stepped up.
Are you going to start braiding that neck hair?
You're cut, you're yuck.
Be selfless for once.
Give up.
The die kids would appreciate it.
Hey dummy, can't wait to see your nephew on TSM.
Catch any Smurfs today, Gargabonders?
They crawl into your john in your closet bag.
At least the closet bag can be useful once.
Did you play Red Beer to take a bounce with your nephew?
Shit show, someone someone's clearly closed
dosing you with this estroster.
That's for sure.
Joe, you can't, your friend was your sound guy,
you played the Mexican chicken sounds
while you peck at your keyboard with your E.T. thing.
Shit, how do you fit up quads?
Gluteus wouldn't see that.
How do your neighbors feel about having to hear
a fat, drunken slob neighbor yell at the end of every day,
Troy has been complained.
Hey John, how is your extreme alcoholism
going to work with you driving across the country?
So you're doing it, you usually do, drunk and dry.
I'm gonna take really trashy kids and you love them.
Oscar Melendez, member of the Four Mums, thanks son.
I wanna thank my mom and emery,
I mean if it is like, rather than having to lose
my daughter at that. So John, I'm watching one of your videos a finish lying graduate and loads of my Don't
I thought you wanted the drunk mental patients out of the body John has always been known as a lone
You late again piece of shit low count they've killed on creepy grandpa rapey Weinstein. Let me pull a quad into the pool before
Let me pull a quad into the pool before fucking the end. More atrophoid quad legs your career or I'm dick.
This I don't even guess another sudden John like pushed those weird National Geographic tits together.
One day you wake up and see quad showing you a few years playing a long game dumb fuck.
John quad made your show jump the shark in the pool.
Quad said he wanted to dunk you punch.
Oh sir scumbag. Quad's Quadfather and Cuckfather.
Dogman failed you guys.
I just know that Her Day in Paradise, huh John?
Her Day?
Reading insults of five bucks a pop
while your body shuts down.
Oh, and stop being a wuss.
I'm blocked here saying you loser.
Rock on you on camera.
Run away John Roy.
Eeyore on same crap every day you nerd dog.
Saying I love you to someone you never met is creepy as fuck.pleton ape man can't multitask, sucka you dumb. Dying
is a way to live, you need to deal with this dumb ass. Stop trying to be tough and quiet
down. What are you supposed to do? Not resemble dog shit by now? Hi come drop, what grade
makes you use for hair dye? 375 views, wahapa! Wish my uncle would drag me to their drama.
You can't lose 50 pounds of blubber in three weeks,
lot of ass.
You don't care about your mom, kids.
Choose MJ and Quad.
I guess you didn't care if people saw your mom, some son.
You forgive all the trashy kids,
but Tia said and Carl.
21,724 unread emails.
I guess you're not expecting any important emails.
I'm telling you, you need to hear something.
We won't unalive.
At AC, instead of dragging, I saw you ran away.
You should thank Jesus, there's no one dollar.
Your ex-wife is not related to you,
she's not your family.
First trip on your Odyssey looks store of skull.
You're not fooling anyone, your guitar playing sucks.
John, the entire world loathes you, by the way.
But not in your head is too big for you, so.
Yo, your students sent a picture of you at school
yesterday to TSM.
Jessica Allen said you're a smelly, creepy,
readlessly.
You are really desperate for friends.
You are too dim to talk any subject
with someone with different opinions.
You talk to Kate like a child.
Sounds like you're grooming.
You're not boxing, you're a pussy, John.
Try to appreciate how submission you are with quad.
How the mighty have fallen.
Your nephew's realizing you're the problem always been
Hey, John, you're on smart John's disgusting lumpy goyda
Formally Eugene thanks for the fiber
John you better get me checked out
Might be cancerous. Where are the key chains? Hi, Metsa man
Shout out to mentor math very. Very nice insults.
You know, when you put all together like that kind of seems mean.
They mean we're being real jerks, doesn't it?
She just watched that and super chat to that instead of watching John.
Right. That's really the best parts of John's show right there.
All highlighted.
All right. I did want to give you an update on JC show.
We're running long.
We'll do that in the next episode because it's time for everyone's favorite game show. I think you know what I'm talking about
I'm talking about to catch an alien or the family feud
It's time for everyone's favorite new game show
to catch an alien
Are you ready to play?
to catch an alien now Peter McCall made a pretty good
point now he wasn't saying it wasn't but they say seven eight million people crossed right
where are they he's right way more than that but where are they well if that's not propaganda
where are they go to Miami yes in fact you sent me a note here
Yeah, you wrote take note of how easily Tommy has influenced to change his opinions
Yeah, so just watch just watch your stance shift. Okay. I
Mean pretty good point now. He wasn't saying it wasn't but they say seven eight million people crossed right? Where are they?
He's right way more than that. But where are they? Well, if that's not propaganda, where are they he's way way more than that but where are they well if that's not propaganda where are they go to Miami
good Miami I don't drive around I have an eight million people in New York I
don't see seven eight million people they're everywhere they spread them out
throughout the United States in Houston and Dallas in Los you ever been in Los
Angeles what the entire state of Texas but you cannot go anywhere and this is
nothing against Spanish people but every single place you go
There's Spanish people in Texas every it's Texaco now. It is no longer, Texas
Basically a Mexico as well. I got up in Houston and I love the Mexican people if you're here and you're an American citizen
I love you. Thank you. You're great
Most of people coming over the Mexican border not Mexican
I want to point out but also how the fuck does Tommy say I haven't seen one you haven't seen one what?
Rochester shirt that says illegal
But it is the facts are the facts man go to Los Angeles
Where do you think all of those people that live there come from?
People bro there are that they're in every city Chicago, New York
Boston Miami well looking with Jupiter drive down Indian Town Road in Jupiter
higher areas are
completely Completely oh that Jupiter
By people that are not from this country they have they have cities called sanctuary cities
In every city bro. This is Jupiter. This is Lake Worth, that's where all these people are. They're in government controlled hotels
where the government just buys the whole hotel
for this year, this day's in, is out,
is permanently booked, full of illegal aliens,
and hotels all over the country bro.
That's where these people are, trust me.
Has Peter McCullough been to the border?
Yes he has, and it was just in New York
Where in the border has he been? There's the border like Kamala Harris has been to the border and Joe by he's not saying it doesn't border
I've he's just saying the amount he's not saying that this is 20 million
He's just saying I don't see how there's actually 10 million. I'm in New York. I'm in Cali. I'm everywhere
I see a difference but not 10 million and when he said that I'm like
I mean, I don't really see that much of a difference. I don't know where you live you
Come on, or I live but I don't really see my you ain't seen none of that. Well, you know what?
I take that back every single restaurant that you go into from now until the rest of the year. They're in there
What Tommy say next? Here are your choices.
Number one, working.
Be eating.
Next singing for begging.
Lastly, stealing to catch an alien.
Okay.
Wow. This is a tough one.
So Tommy responds to this.
This is Tommy's response every restaurant.
They're in there and Tommy says I was a lastly stealing.
I don't know why that's so funny.
That's a great one.
Doug.
What do you think?
I'm going to go number one working.
I wanted to be singing so bad.
So he's a good one to Iraq.
I'm going to go with be eating because I think he's of course you are. How are they?
Boom. Roasted by a potato.
Oh, come back, Eric. Come back.
It's great. Where'd it go?
And what do you think, producer
Chris? I went with singing.
Okay. So, we got working,
eating, singing, singing, and we got working please let it be
singing oh my god stealing so if it's for card if wins I don't know what you
rocks do it but I take that back every single restaurant that you go into from
now into the rest of the year. They're in there eating
Why was so angry
Which table are they at it was all like how can they afford to eat there? Yeah in Palm Beach County
90% of restaurants has has I'm telling you bro. You know come on bro
every single landscaping crew
every single one bro, yeah, you're right about every
trimming business Every single one bro. Yeah, you're right about every Trimming business
Didn't start by saying there isn't a single
Yeah, what about like landscaping cruise yeah, that's true 90% yep good point just wait
Then you're then you're like a horse that's pulling a carriage my landscape My landscape. They're everywhere. The bug guy, the pool guy. Bro they're everywhere. This is just in this little area bro. You go hang out right now
in El Paso tonight and in San Diego and I can keep naming cities in Chicago. Go check
the terminals at the airports in these places. There are thousands of them sleeping in terminals
in Chicago, in LA LA in Houston there are
Thousands sleeping on the streets and places like San Diego and El Paso all brother everywhere
They ruin, California
Take this guy's audio and turn it into the I've been everywhere man
It's completely gone. We take this guy's audio and turn it into the I've been everywhere man I saw he's fucking made up every city in this goddamn country. I cut a lot out to
anybody that says anything different
I was a lost population for the first that's all for this time. Oh, that's all come back next time to find out if you
Have 10 million illegal immigrants enough
to catch
an alien
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Something we don't normally get on this show.
So let's see what the NetNews is this week.
Hello, Lucy Typebox here bringing you an extra special
edition of NetNews brought to you by PonyPower2
and the Stuttering Johnson.
Get the juices flowing.
So because PonyPower2 was kind enough to send me this lovely dickhead, I figured that
we would read some of the comments that I've gotten about it online.
Of course we have to start out with Pony Power 2 himself, who just tells me to enjoy.
Luigi Greenberg comes in hot with ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Curtis is concerned. Jesus you're gonna shove that up there? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What the fuck? Why does that exist? Valerie Gothic? What the fuck is this?
Dr. Synod? This is one of the most awful things I have ever seen.
What a horrible day to have eyes.
Drink a beer and play a game.
Hopefully when it vibrates it sounds like him going,
Uhhhhhh. Uhhhhhh.
Johnny's gimp Halloween hand.
Nightmare fuel and vomit inducing.
Al asks a hard-hitting question.
I've seen a lot of crazy shit in the devil verse but this is top five. The
question is will SJ be insulted or extremely creepy and DMing you? Hmm. And
Dwyerd Christian plays us out with I want to paint that head like Joker. If you
want to watch me play with this ergonomically designed monstrosity you
can check that out over on my Patreon. It'll
be up soon if it isn't already. Why not rub one out? Oh, and
just like that, we have zero patrons. Wow. Holy shit,
everyone. Everyone is loved to have these podcasts. I'm seeing
Doctor Steve just buying memberships over and over. Yeah,
right.
Ekiumugun says, Eric, if you remember the Pest Attacks,
would you agree Rico is mild year-long version of that?
Also, Tequila and Donut Day was a great bet.
Say my name.
Uncle Rico, right?
Is that what you're talking?
Yeah.
Yes.
Uncle Rico isn't like how we went and found stations to me and channels to make
fun of shows. John started all that with surely and then surely finally gave into it and turned
it into what it is. So I don't think it's the same as a
I would say it's very different because if you listen to Uncle Rico or W ATP, all we
ever do is say don't fuck with John in real life.
And this isn't about doing that.
It's about goofing on his show.
Where the past.
Just like we used to say, don't fuck
with the station's Facebook pages.
I understand what you're saying.
Well, yeah, you guys, I don't know how much you meant it
when you would talk about that.
Not at all.
Not at all.
All right.
Erock, thanks for coming on today
and sharing your thoughts on working with Aaron Imholt.
Of course, It's Eric Nagel is the show and
compound media working people find you
Nobody here watches the show cares about my stuff. So it doesn't even matter
But if you want to it's over at I heart radio you can find me on their Apple Spotify. It's our show
confident stupid
It's our show
Love you buddy. Thanks for hopping on. Thanks guys. Happy Memorial Day
and Doug from good times great movies good times great movies calm
Yeah, and wherever you subscribe to your podcast your audio on there, subscribe, because you'll hear things like... Oh, is that... Get confident, stupid! I was gonna say,
nobody that listens to this cares about what I do. No, listen, we, nine years, nine
years somehow the show's been on. Congrats. We celebrate nine years with our latest episode is nine to five and
We had a patreon that I shut down because it's too much work to do more than two episodes a month
But all of that stuff
Leading up to year ten. I am putting all that patreon stuff out during our off weeks. So for the next
54 weeks pretty sure that's how many weeks are in a year, right?
I said you're gonna get a new episode of Good Times Great Movies.
So go check it out wherever you get your podcasts.
Very good. Definitely check that out.
And Cardiff, you're doing a potato soup tonight.
Potato soup tonight.
I think Carl, I might be calling my shot here.
I might have the lost episode.
Wow. This might be it.
It's the second day
in a row John was on already laying two days in a row Wow
handsy on the phone Gino in studio some other guy episode he's saying he's saying
is the episode where John goofs on his own trans kid it's definitely the
episode where John first tells already that he has a trans kid okay we get that
we get that explanation, so
We've got something for tonight. Oh wait tune in for soup soup soup nice potato soup on card of electrics channel
Tonight at 930 Eastern time
WATP is a piece of shit. Oh that was too key. Sorry Wow yeah, I heard you playing that on
bedabler yesterday
Have a little bit too much fun with that Wow. Yeah, I heard you playing that on be dabbler yesterday.
Have a little too much fun with that. I'm captured footage.
I don't mean it is kind of gets off the show.
Oh, we're to card to go.
Then he passed back out and he produced that
to play over and over again.
And by the way, I'll replay.
You've been blocked.
You've been blocked. You've been blocked. They turned on me. I knew what happened. I'm not. By the way, Al, you've
been blocked. You've been
blocked. You've been blocked.
They turned on me. I knew what
happened. He backstabs everyone.
Can't trust this guy. Every
woman. Every woman. Every woman.
Alright, if anyone has to hop
off, feel free to. I'm going to
hit some voicemails. Yeah, I'm
calling it a day because we
gotta get over to uh oh, we got
a net news. Alright, I'm gonna
hit in that news and then we're gonna hit some voicemails and We'll catch you guys very soon
From Twitter the anti-broadcast gripes Jesus does Aaron Imhold have any sense of self-preservation at all?
I've yet to see the man make the right decision in so many years
Eggplant Frank notes the most impressive part of this podcast is that Carl would enjoy sucking Kumiya's cock
more than the broad.
Rolf Gruber points out,
Carl advocates woman-beaters, kitty diddlers, and worse.
Ray DeVito from Patreon, Captain Chaos, has had it.
This is becoming a fucking therapy podcast.
Fuck off with the narcissist breakdown videos.
No one cares who is a narcissist.
David Effo pines, The more Imholte hate the better.
He's almost as bad as stuttering John.
Dash is triggered.
A note for the parody song People.
Why is it so hard to sing on beat, especially with a hundred punch-ins?
I get that the shittiness is part of the joke, but god damn it's triggering.
And just when I thought Pee Wee Herman couldn't exist in real life. Hey, can I have a sex?
Christopher Martin inquires,
where the fuck has Kindy been?
We miss her.
Herb Beta Patch confesses,
I didn't know that Mario Bosco's disease
made him stop aging mentally too.
Over at Reddit, Terrapin Bound shares,
I don't know why, but I find Mario Bosco
to be way too irritating.
He's not the breakthrough, feelgood summer hit we all need.
Dr. Ted Penis Astronaut declares,
Good show. I've enjoyed Carl going back to a WATP roots format recently.
The game is fun and I enjoy voting for Kaylee every single time
just so that Carl can look dumb in front of her,
but the original format is my favorite.
Peter Cooper agrees. Same.
The world isn't short of quirky characters to find,
that reality show being strong proof.
Just hope Kaia gets back on someday
with one of his horrific discoveries.
Leonard Smalls is back to bitching.
Was enjoying it until Carl had to dedicate
the last third of the show to Frenchy Hanna.
Dipped out at that point.
I'm glad Carl gets a kick out of her.
No one else does.
Moment of zen.
Listening to the steel toe slash rickada segment after seeing them get arrested just
makes Carl's take even more funny.
It's like those couple weeks where he was sure John was doing a bit.
Nope.
Internet tards gonna tard.
And from YouTube, which is a fake name, Steven Weishaupt answers Brian Johnson inappropriate
poker terms.
Yes, John can be this stupid and he will raise you.
Joshua Burmeister sadly reports, I showed that trailer to my family and I tried to explain the
dabble verse. I no longer have a family. 76 spazzle. John's best tell online is his use
of the ampersand after a comma. Frog's tiny bladder noticed. He played an audio track to
show his playing skills with a guitar arms arms reach away in the hovel.
And Yokes27 plays us out with,
pretty sure that's the only time I've seen someone get winded by typing.
Now that we're all caught up on the internet news,
let's get caught up on what you all have to say. Let's hear some voicemails.
Hey Carl, this is Jim Morrison,
and this is a bad impression,
but yeah, I heard Stutter and John's performance,
and I hope he lets it roll
like his car rolls off a cliff,
and he blows up in a big fireball.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do. Oh, I got some time before four to five seconds. Fuck yeah. Do do do do
stuff. Joe sucks. Do do do Lucy cat box rules. Do do do. Okay. Bye.
You don't have to go 45 seconds, but thank you Jim Morrison for calling.. I'm a big fan big fan. Hey Carl Gary
Hey Carl, did you notice how on Tuesday?
John threw a conniption fit a real tantrum like a crybaby
When he found out that YouTube wasn't paying on time on the 21st, maybe there was a glitch
Maybe he had charge back who knows but he started to cry on air it was unbelievable this is quite surprising
coming from a millionaire who has pensions stocks bonds annuities could he just dip into his uh
stock funds take out a couple hundred bucks to make up for the shortfall this guy's a real crybaby too bad when we're rocking roller oh listen you dumb you
explained it yourself all my money is tied up in stocks and bonds and real
estate I'm not liquid okay the only liquid 22 miles per hour liquidity I have. Thanks, Gary.
Hey, Carl. I just bought my WACP live tickets for Detroit.
Nice. Wait, what?
VIP to wait.
Coming with teens and my girlfriend, which will probably
leave me. Because you'll see exactly how retarded I am and
the shit I listen to.
Can't wait to see you.
Oh, wait a second.
I kind of look up the magic bag and see if there's tickets available on there for our
show because I don't think that's true.
All right.
While I do that, let's hear another voice now.
Hey, Carl.
So I'm going to read off this INDB page, you get who it is.
Boy in theater, young boy, Mario, little boy fan, newspaper boy, death wish kid, kid.
That's not all, but that's most.
The last one where you played a kid was in 2018.
Who could this be?
All right, call me back.
Is it Irma?
Is it possible?
Are you going to say it's Mario Bosco?
Yeah.
Holy shit, who are these podcasts?
Is it?
What the fuck?
I didn't authorize this.
How the fuck is this possible?
Cardiff.
Dude, I didn't even about pricing or anything that's so weird
alright well you get my tickets for October 25th at the magic bag I think
it's available for devil candy I'm price might go up moving on man the right. The fuck authorized this? Moving on.
And the job photographer, if Mrs. Rackett is fucking around,
there's no hope for any of us. I got hung out with her in Knoxville a while ago. She was very family oriented, godly kind
of woman, the kind of woman you go man, there is hope for women
almost. So she's fucking around on Nick and like, we should all just, you know, have a suicide
pact at Vegas.
Yeah.
Oh, you're gonna be at Vegas, count photographer?
That's cool.
Looking forward to seeing you.
Yeah, I know.
I've met her a couple of times too.
And she definitely did not come across as the kind that'd be swinging with coke fueled
molly parties. But good for her. She having fun. There's a lot of
debate about that when I was listening to El Haribli, I think
yesterday. And they're talking about what's the deal with these
guys in their 40s who have families who all of a sudden are
getting into coke. Like they obviously, because they in their
early 20s, they're like, I'm gonna settle down, I'm gonna get
married, I'm gonna have kids and start a family. And then a couple decades go by and they go,
I didn't fucking do anything fun.
I totally missed out on all the cool shit
everyone does in their 20s.
Let's start doing that stuff.
I have a friend like that and he missed out
on a lot of the stuff I did in my 20s
and now he's in his 40s.
He's like, shit man, I gotta make up for lost time.
I'm like, that is bad news too. Yeah, you missed it. Sorry, man. The window is closed, but alright some people don't see it that way. That's true
What's up? Well essentially sandy song once again?
I got to be honest with you dude this fucking Mario little midget little cocksucker that sounds like a kid
I don't know why but this is like the one show they just fucking
Real quick though. He's not a cocksucker. He's a virgin, but okay. Yeah, the fucking reality show isn't that bad the fucking
Yes person. I forgot what the pure genuine. Yeah
Mario Mario little faggot fucking cocksucker
Yes, yes, yes. Fucking Mario Mario little faggot fucking cocksucker.
Can you please, please call stop playing that stupid shit.
Lovely guys.
If you'd like to call me back, thank you for the suggestion.
But no, nobody cares.
I was really afraid that I would be on here and we would not get to see the two of them because again like I've told you many
Times I listen to your show
I've heard descriptions of those two
Oh, we even I was really afraid that we wouldn't at least as nobody cares at least I'm giving that clip at least
I'm getting a sense of who they are. Okay. Yeah, they're they're like a
elderly trans beavers and butthead if you need to explain that to someone
It's incredible and they don't look like the monsters. I had pictures in in my head
Really? That's quite the compliment. Yes. I was gonna say it's the painting American Gothic that you can actually hear. Oh, yes
You know, I meant the point this out, it just reminded me,
on Stuttering John's show.
So what Big Black called in to B-Dablin' Live
when I was on there, and we were talking about
the old Howard Stern show, and Big Black goes,
I gotta tell ya, I was a fan of Stuttering John.
Back when I used to listen, it was Howard, Robin,
and then John was my third favorite
and I go oh John's gonna clip that there's no way John's not gonna play that shit. John played that
on his show yesterday like five times in a row. He played big black sang. Yeah I predicted that you
idiots. Man. He can't help himself. Hey, Carl, this is Evan from Mission Good and calling in.
I'm beginning to think this Aaron Imholt work is a little bit too complicated.
Somebody needs to tell him, you know, this isn't like a season one kind of WWE beef anymore.
He's really ramped it up a bit too much.
Yep.
I don't know if you have his contact information, but let him know that you know, like getting
your wife arrested for cocaine might not be like the second
week, kind of kind of tactic. Yeah, I love you. Call me back.
Yeah, that is a good point. This this work is getting out of
control a little bit.
Hey, Carl, this is prep boy Rick, I just wanted to say as manager boy Rick now
that if you ever go to Minnesota,
just remember drugs are bad, alcohol is bad,
having possession of a schedule one, two, three,
or four drugs while also having possession
of a firearm or ammo is bad.
Have a great day, my friend.
God!
Yeah!
Thanks.
New sign up, I guess.
I think I was going to catch up with you, Chris.
I hope not.
Do you like that one?
Chris is irritated right now.
He doesn't want to be here anymore.
I know.
Shut up. We'll get through this quick
Hold on Chris. We can end this whenever you want
Hey, Carl you childless mo
Children are supposed to sit in a booster seat when they're small all right in a car all right
You know it's the law so Mario's joke was factually correct. I know that if you weren't such a child with
I got that note from a lot of people that was just the funniest one
No, you are a child was fake, but it is not called a booster seat
And that's where you were people are saying it is called a booster seat. I've never called it that
It is not
Not a lifetime bucket seat not the not but they graduate to a booster seat after that.
And that's...
Well, here in upstate New York, a booster seat is just in restaurants.
So, just saying.
Well, I think that when you had kids and when we were kids, it wasn't a booster seat.
I think it's since become a booster seat.
It was a car seat.
Car seat.
It was it.
Right.
Yeah.
They're different things now.
I'm not going to argue with every single voicemail or tell me I'm an idiot
Who are these old radio guy piece we're gonna talk about how stuttering John
Sitting at Aaron impulse table during lunchtime is a bunch of bullshit. Okay
Carl I want you to sit in that sick burn for a little while.
Your choices. All right. This has been Nate from Flint, Michigan.
Especially not a bad carl impression for the worse. Chad, zoom out.
He forget what state Flint was in for a second. Minnesota.
Flint, Missouri.
Fuck.
Call back again.
Hey, Carl, with Nick Roketa just getting arrested for 25 grams of cocaine and tons of guns
in his house.
I know you're going to talk about them.
I know you're going to laugh, but hear me out here, man.
This could save your life.
Have you noticed that streamers and podcasters who associate with Dick Masterson all meet terrible ends first
there's Maddox then Ethan Ralph becomes a total mess can't even come back to
United States now Nick Ricada totally down the drain Vito is a big fat fuck
pedophile oh wait he was always a big fat fuck pedophile never mind but dude
you're next don't you see it, Carl?
You're fucking next.
You gotta get away from Dick.
You gotta stop associating with him.
Don't go to Hackamania.
Why do you think Tab quit podcasting?
Tab saw it coming.
He knows.
You're gonna end up, I don't even know, man.
You're gonna kill Vinny and you're gonna eat him alive
like Podcast Hitman did.
You gotta get out now, Carl.
You gotta get out now.
Didn't even bring up Asterios Kokonos who suffered the worst fate of all.
He started doing a podcast with his girlfriend.
So you're right sir.
There is something about being associated with Dick that turns a lot of people to the
dark side.
Yeah but you're gonna eat Vinny.
Come on.
Who has that kind of appetite?
Not even Vinny.
No.
Carl darling this is Keanu.
Kiki.
Can you believe them? What
they've done is simply untoward. My betrothed would never do
such a thing. Can you believe I was a drama major?
All right, I gotta send this to Gino. That's not bad. Last one.
I call
this is Jerry
from New Orleans.
Okay, Louisiana.
Love you love the show.
All right. Thank you. Thanks for the thank you for your call.
Louisiana. Appreciate that.
All right, dog. You have hung with us this whole time.
Your internet didn't fuck up.
Yeah, I'm shocked, actually.
Me too, I was amazed.
That worked out very well.
What are you doing these days?
You got a few months off from work?
I do, I do.
What do you do to keep busy?
I pick up freelance design work.
Nice.
So if you want me to do anything, just let me know.
I'll do it for free, I don't care.
Oh shit, you know what? I really never utilized my resource
It is Doug from good times great movies that I should believe it. I should be taking advantage of this
I do you sure that needs to get done. I honestly I am I'm more than happy to be totally honest
Whatever. Let me know dude. I pay minimum wage. You know, what is it in Philly?
750 I think it's
725
Did you hear lady K saying he would pay minimum wage for design work does he know
Thanks so much for coming out of time
On your show. Hey, if anybody wants to hire me, let me know
All right. there it is
Do you have a website people can see your work? I do
bloody bloody French design
calm
How have I never heard about this before I've never said it out loud you never
French design calm what does that mean it might.com. What does that mean? It might be designs actually.
What does that mean?
Uh it's just it's it's something I made up for myself.
Doesn't mean anything. I do a lot of fucking like gross work for uh the movie industry.
So it did I don't know it worked.
There's a there's a band I used to listen to they're called magnetic lane
they have a song called bloody French I like that song blah blah blah whatever I
like that this is a technique I'm not an interviewer I don't know how to interview
people no technique where you just like stop talking to the person it's a filter
boy they just get further and further from the mic and also when I was 12 my uncle touched me and I you know
I'll just go on from there
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