Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep525 - The Huge Boob Corner
Episode Date: June 9, 2024Peter McClane lives in Vegas and he’s obsessed with big boobs. Well, not big boobs. We all like big boobs. This guy is a little different. He’s obsessed with huge boobs! You can’t find bras for ...these things. These are the types of boobs that, in third-world countries, have to be supported by child slave labor. Vinnie Paulino joins us to remind everyone that obese women in porn are not beautiful. Then Maddox has a new announcement that’s a real head scratcher. Missy B joins the show to analyze Aaron Imholte’s personality and determine if he’s a narcissist. Nick Rekieta finally streamed and addressed Aaron tattling on him and getting him and his wife arrested. We watch Aaron’s reaction to it and boy was that a miss for Steel Toe. After that we check in on That Reality Show from a month ago and get some more timeless drops from Lisa Boswell. Finally, Stuttering John has a 9/11 story that is the reason why he drinks, another round of To Catch An Alien, Internet News, Maribeth Rosie reads new reviews, and we listen to your voicemails. Tickets are on sale for DabbleCon 2 on August 16th and 17th – https://www.carlsoncomedy.com/ https://thecreepoff.com/ https://onlyfans.com/maribethrosie Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Today, we'll be reviewing a show called The Huge Boob Corner.
This is a suggestion from Vinny. Wrong.
It was a suggestion from Alex. Alex gangrenously came up with this one. Thank you. All the
credit goes to him for this job. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed.
It was just beforehand. Let's get into a show that's hosted by Peter McLean. And as you
might've heard in that cold open intro, the producer Chris produces for us each week,
he has to start off with the
Mr. Skin thing, the puns to start things off.
And welcome back to another episode of the Huge Boob Corner, a show that is a breast
of fresh air. And today my guest is such a beautiful woman and I'm very, very excited
that she's here. So first off, I just have to say, if you're going to do the pun thing,
you got to go two. You got to go two or more. You can't just do one, a one-off pun. Agreed.
Right? A breath of fresh air. You can't go with anything else after that. So let me just
play the intro to the guest that was on this show and then I'll let you take it away, Vinny,
because you have an interesting guest that you're going to introduce us to. I mean, I
will have to take you down a very long roller coaster. Okay good with it
I'm good with this so Maryland Mason is the guest on the episode that I watched it was good
Yeah, have you had other people ask you to do their shows? Yes, okay, and you just and I'm also nervous
So a little bit so it's like ah, you know, you have a good guess when he goes
I didn't whatever asked you to be in a podcast before
That's how you know your bookers really killing it for you. I was a little nervous. I wasn't sure I was going to fit in an Uber.
Holy shit. This woman is, so I did a little bit of research today and normally I don't mind it.
Today was rough because this woman does full on fat chick porn and she does it with other fat
chicks and there's guys sometimes I don't know how they're getting it up, but it's nuts. They're
hard to find. Sometimes it is fucking crazy. What's going on with this woman?
So I get the big boobs part, but when it comes on a giant body, I don't get the big boobs part anymore
Yeah, cuz now they're not really big boobs. Yeah, they match
You know, I'm not gonna shame these women and here's why
number one
Greatest time I ever had in a strip club. there was a woman who looked very similar to that like this
Oh, yeah
and what she did
she would walk up to you and you put money in your mouth and she would take both of them and
Collapse them over your head and then just pull your head through like a boob car wash
Dollars disappear how you ended up with a moon head and I'm smiling
That's what happened
Rounder got smushed are you ready to meet Africa sex? Oh, yeah?
Well, let me ask you a question hypothetical sure when you hear the name Africa sex
What do you picture in your mind black porn star okay?
Why my clothes well? I feel like we might have a bait and switch. I don't know what this person is. Give it a look. All right.
She's extraordinarily beautiful and extremely busty.
I'd love to welcome to the show Africa sex.
That's the worst AI filter I've ever seen.
Kyle Dunnigan doing a new character?
Carl.
What the fuck is going on?
If it wasn't already, you know, people coming on her face, they'd be shooting water in her mouth for a prize.
This broad looks like the circus, circus side.
Yes, she does.
Well, she is kind of a freak.
Yeah, and so wait, she does porn and children's birthday parties. Is that what you're telling me?
You'll find out later. She's a mother and she's very proud of it. Okay, like number two. This is great
I want to kind of highlight the dynamic between his guests. This guy is a boob hound
Yes, he calls himself the big boob hound the big boob hound and
Boob hound I should say you know along the lines of when he introduced your guest
Huge boobhound I should say. You know, along the lines of when he introduced your guest,
it's the only reason you're here is for the tits.
Now watch him introduce this woman
and thank her for being there.
Glad you could make it on the show.
Thank you for inviting me.
Oh, you're welcome.
Well, yeah, I mean, I was, I mean, you're,
you definitely qualify, so.
Yay.
You're here for your tits. Yeah, well, I'm glad you play that clip because this guy Peter and every time we do one of these shows
Where it's like they're interviewing porn stars unless it's Adam 22
Mm-hmm that guy actually has confidence and knows how to do this kind of thing
Yeah, the rest of them are like a bunch of MGA type guys who are dorks who are really into porn like I want to talk
To porn start off there to show and then I get back to porn stars.
This guy is so nervous.
Yeah.
So anyway, so awesome.
So you're, you're actually, you're new to Vegas still.
Do you consider yourself pretty new?
Yeah.
This is his first question and he's stuttering and stammering.
He has no idea. and he's stuttering and stammering.
He has no idea.
And just this real quick
and then we'll get back to Africa sex.
So if you weren't turned off by this woman,
Marilyn Mason yet, wait until you hear about this.
This is why she likes Vegas.
I'll just be real with you.
I think, and I'm diagnosing myself,
I think I have hyperhidrosis.
Like I am a sweater. Oh yeah, okay. I think I have hyper hydrosis like I am a sweater
Dry heat is excellent for that or air conditioning or the cooler the walk-in cooler. Oh
She does look like she should be hanging on a hook
Could you imagine if that things on top of you and it's sweating?
Don't open your mouth. So this, let me ask you a question. You saw Africa sex. Do you think
these people can be interesting? No. Like they're giant titted porn stars. Right. Is there anything
interesting there just at surface level? I'd be shocked if there was. Okay. That's how this usually goes.
Yeah. The sexier the topic or whatever the more boring it is.
Okay. Well, you're correct. Probably not. Here's my clip three.
Anyway, so
But yeah, so I just wanted to
maybe start with how you got started in the adult industry if you wanted to talk about that. I
started as an exotic dancer then I got pregnant and
Then I didn't know what to do because you need more money to take care of another person. So
some
Then I started doing this
Okay, I started doing videos. Okay videos. That's how long this woman is been around
So there oh look a stripper who got pregnant. Let's put that one on the board everybody. Yeah, wow shocker. What a revolution
Didn't finish college cheese. Yeah now your dad
by who
Shocked so when are we getting to the boobs Carl? Yeah, let's get to it. Yeah, no wait
He'll ask another stupid question number four. So was your first
Adult was so the first thing so did score contact you initially to model for them. I
Have no like Santino Lee. I don't know if no, no, I don't think he said that one up,
because I have no idea.
This is the episode I listened to,
and a lot of the questions end with I don't know.
Yeah, she's really dumb.
And for those of you just listening, her breasts,
like at home, I have a body pillow,
it's supposed to be good for your back.
Yeah.
That's what we're looking at.
These are not fun bags. No, there's nothing fun about these bags at all. Yeah, that's what we're looking at these are not fun bags
No, there's nothing fun about these bags at all
Yeah, I was actually think this in my mind like at what point do breasts go from like fucking a to fucking no, dude
If somebody told me to carry these I'd be pissed. Yeah
Right, but alright, so I want to give her the benefit of the doubt. You said that she's a single mom, right?
Yeah, she's probably also a drug addict and that's why she can't answer questions real well. I'm hoping she's very high Yeah, give her the benefit of the doubt you said that she's a single mom, right? Yeah, she's probably also a drug addict That's why she can't answer questions real well. I'm hoping she's very high. Yeah, give her the benefit of the doubt
Yeah, so the Carl I was intrigued by part of this interview by clip number five
Okay, he asked her about her very first scene and she says it was very memorable. Why do you ask? Well, let's find out
Where was the camera crew the next building over?
On the shuttle.
The person I was supposed to be working with gotten to an accident.
So I had to tell him, you know,
I have a friend that just moved down here from LA
and we can use that guy.
And then they were all excited about it
until they found out he was,
we would have been both of us Nubian and he, they didn't want that. They wanted two separate.
So there was meetings and meetings and meetings all day long trying to figure
out what to do. So that was weird waiting around,
like you're all made up and then you're waiting around because they keep having
meeting back to back meetings after like, what should we do like what should we do as you do is the guy?
Okay
We're just gonna glance past that yeah, the guy is supposed to do the scene with they died in a horrific wreck
But that I thought my buddy calls me out
Yeah, so then I brought in a black guy and they had to have a million meetings about it
That's pretty fun, which is insanity and by the way, honey
Not a great way to impress the new bosses just so you know, that's a good point
Not great way and no it wasn't memorable because they asked her to do something
She was uncomfortable. No, it turns out it was just casual racism. Oh, okay. What's going on? That's cool. So
They asked her
They said they go went ahead and let EDR perform. They let him do his thing
They he asked her what's that our word for it now
that he asked her, what's that R word for it now? Like instead of no-goes or new ports or basketball players, ours is EDR. Maybe I like it. So they asked, he asked us like,
so what was it like? What was your first seed? Like you can listen to this. Listen to her
takeaways. Okay. Actually shooting with them was great. Okay. And they're shitty. They
had a studio then. So that was great too. They had a bidet that was my first experience with a bidet.
Was that a little surprising the first time you used that?
I did not know what that was. Okay. I fell in love with it.
It was great. They had a studio, there was some lights, there was a camera, and I was finally able to properly clean my asshole. Yeah, I would think that the studio
is for big women like this by the way they call
themselves BBWs I had to look this up it's not a category that I'm perusing
beached whales no no it's big beautiful women oh they have to put in the word
beautiful all right I was close which is just like all right just lie to us that
we'll fall for we're idiots us guys. We don't know any better
Then there's B. You W's that's a whole other fucking category someone wrote her a prescription for Lizzo
Just embrace it you're fine all right. I gotta go back to
Marilyn Mason can I just throw one thing on this real fast number seven is him tagging that fucking dork, okay? Oh, yeah, that's what I've heard people say that that you know the first time
You know once you go bidet you can't stay away
Wow I've never heard that
No, no, no, I like how she's impressed with it. Did you see this how proud of himself?
He was yeah that he gave a smile like uh-huh
How proud of himself he was that he gave a smile like uh-huh, uh-huh
Okay, that was rough. Yeah, this guy's a dork
all right, so Marilyn Mason you're probably thinking like well kind of sounds like Marilyn Manson
Mm-hmm right so he asked like wow that's pretty clever name. He came up with well turns out
She's full of clever names
Even like today like I'm always gonna bring it back to the milk my websites Maryland milk to me calm
Oh, yeah, but yeah, I just looked up, you know different M names and Mason just sounded right, you know
Yeah, everybody thinks it's like a tribute to Marilyn Manson. I'm like, no, it's just like it works
you know, cuz I am alternative and yeah, whatever, you know, because I am alternative and whatever. I love all my Instagram handles and Twitter and everything are all like titney spears
and like jolly porn tits and like, I'm trying to think, I have so many, Conway Titty and
Breast Midler and you know, I could just, I mean, you love this, right?
The titty part.
So I'm like, I got more.
What else do I have? Oh, right now I have nips of an angel there you go that one
I also kill them with fineness like anyway, so yeah, all right somebody. I just looked at each other Dolly porn tits
If you feel stupid for thinking that was good Wow that was on my top three of the list you gave
Thinking that was good. Wow. It was on my top three of the list she gave to be honest with you
So her name Marilyn Mason. Yes is not a pun correct. Okay I was she also goes by titney spears that way titty which I like that one breast middler
Conway titty is just seems like way too obvious of a choice. Yeah, it's pretty like a guy's name is correct
All right
So you would I heard in the clip that you played they're talking about this publication called score
And this is I guess they're Vegas based this guy's Vegas based
and so the this woman also worked for score and
They're wondering why it's not doing as well as it used to do. Yeah, it's just weird that they've had to
Contract so much.
I mean, I'm wondering because I mean, I know that for instance, their print issues have
gone down in the last few years, they used to do monthly, but now I think they just do
quarterly.
So for their for their main issue score, and then there are other ones, voluptuous and
BB XL or XL girls, stuff like that.
Those were always kind of so it's just it's yeah, it sucks that that they've had to scale back since then. I wonder why. I wonder if maybe...
Well, I have some theories.
I have some theories too. You mentioned it's a print publication.
Gee, I wonder why they're going out of business. They're not making as many anymore? What's going on?
Into what?
The fuck do you think is happening?
So let's hear what her theory is. She has a theory on why they've had a scale back.
So I was told back in the day that like
the overall audience is requesting me quite often, but, and this is just word of mouth,
but the owner of Skor doesn't like tattoos. He likes, that's why they always like kind of
vanilla me up. They like, they they kind of sometimes they go a little
They can their makeup artists can make girls look older and more humdrum
You know what I mean? So they're doing everything they can to make this woman
Semi-attractive I highly doubt the tattoos were the problem with this overweight
Well, I would agree that there had to deal with and bring in and do photo shoots of. And she says, yeah, you know, the, uh, the
owner, you know, he wants all the women to look old. Well, that's true. Then yes, they
should go out of business. That's definitely not a great tactic. So then she explains there's
a specific person that she worked with over at score and she is the problem and Peter
socks. Yeah, she's the problem and Peter socks.
Yeah.
She's the problem.
If you want to ask why I think score's going down, it's our, it's her.
They're my cause I've had other guests talk about that and they've brought up
another person, a woman who works for their company, who I don't,
I don't remember because they didn't name her either.
So I just, I just wonder if that's the same person. Well, no, I'm just saying
it's it's just like it's just interesting because
You know you'd think that
Yeah, that
You know, you wouldn't want to hurt your brand and for some reason, you know making certain decisions if that is the outcome
but then again now, but the thing now though is is
You know with
I
Was just looking at my board. Yeah, what the fuck right was that guy trying to make right there?
He had no idea. It's like can I just feel your boobs? Yeah, I know that might be yet
He might be so mesmerized. We're gonna get there. Okay. Let's get into a penny, okay?
Do you want me to go to that? Well, please take it over. I'll tell you what
53 minutes in of this fucking show before he got to a boob question Carl Jesus, okay
53 minutes in and it's a stupid one. Oh, why number two questions are I would have a by number 12, okay?
at one. Oh well most poop questions are I would imagine. By number 12. Okay. I'm curious were you like in say your group of friends and stuff like that? Did you always have like the biggest boobs of the group? Yes. Yeah? Ah I hope so. Yes. Could you imagine? If she was envious of another girls boobs? This guy's not great at asking questions but what I think he's doing Carl What the same thing Stern used to do he's trying to get these girls to trust him
He's trying to ask all these innocuous questions before things start going really downhill and he starts getting creepy
Keep keep with me here. Okay. You think it's a strategy. I agree, but okay 13
Second question could be worse than the first right wrong hit it. I mean, so I'm curious, because with with, you know, with natural boobs, I know
that there usually is, you know, it's not always a I always love them. But how,
I mean, have you how have you felt about having huge boobs throughout, I assume,
most of your life?
I love it.
It's how she makes a living. Yeah. Well I know right. I mean they're a burden for sure
She could probably lose a lot of weight be very helpful for her back has to be fucked up
Oh, well notice how she's sitting right now
She came and sit up without her arm behind her keeping her up the tripod stay with me, right?
Yeah, these questions are to start getting a little creepier and a little creepier. Okay. Number 14.
He asked actually the only good follow-up question I've heard of asked all this
time. All right. So I mean, would you say that there's a,
do you have a favorite thing about, you know, about having huge boobs?
Okay.
That they're soft and sometimes like, cause I don't have a man or anything,
so I don't have to, I don't have anyone to cuddle or anything,
but sometimes when I need a little softness I can just like lift them up
and then just or just lift them up and then just like rest my face yeah yeah
it's a little bit of gentleness for the day Yeah. No, well, that's that's the nice thing about
Natural boobs is how soft they can be
Sloppy fucking mess these boobs are it's like I can carry a pillow with me and do the same thing that she just did It's winkle in his eyes, but she stuck her face in it now. Okay. What's the follow-up question to that number 15?
Can you suck your own titty? No, no, okay. Here we go down the rabbit hole
I'm I'm like I feel like it would be difficult for say somebody to go out in public with you if they were if you
Were like with each other and and and the guy was like a boob guy and he couldn't resist just I mean
I don't know would you would that would that bother you if he did stuff in public or with it's like let's save that for
Home or would that I have to pause this. Yeah. So in this question,
he's inferring that she might have a boyfriend who isn't in
the boobs.
Yeah, that would be weird. I just like your personality. I
like the brains.
But so he obviously can't control himself. No, is it we're
learning because he's going off here with a guy is obviously
gonna like his start spurting out over the rest right for home or would that be something that I've been in that
situation yes it will bother me okay okay I'm also a mother so yeah mother
yeah I'm always thinking little kids what's your accent I can't figure it out
goes okay I'm pretty sure yeah you don right yeah, you don't want it. You don't want people to be inappropriate
in those settings
No, so um
but like
You know
That's just the first clip the tip of this breakdown clip 16
Yeah, being a boob guy though can be difficult because you have to you have to you have to hold those impulses at bay Uh-huh. I have a feeling he doesn't that would be my doesn't I think he just impulse. Yeah, right. I think my clip number 17 makes starts putting into picture what his kink is, okay?
Public I don't mind kissing and holding hands. Okay, okay, so there's a little bit of public affections fine, okay, okay public affection
He wants it about public affection, right? Okay kissing and holding hands clip number 18
Holding hands. What are we talking? She's like we kiss it all heads porn star
So it's handed public. I like how he goes right back. Okay good to the poet to the public affection thing
He stayed right out of that Jack. Here we go. My life is not not a hand in your top or anything
Just just just Karen helping to carry them around
No, just just just
Karen helping to carry them around
Yeah
I don't even know if that's a motorboat
He's like so so we can hold hands if are you sure I can't just put my hand in it. Yeah, I have it I think he's asking fucking groping giant titted women in public. I think is this guy's kink
Well, I think he would do it also in private too if he could I don't think he gets these girls in private all that
Often probably is the the issue there
Wow, so this guy started the show
Just so he could talk to girls with huge boobs
It's similar to that show drew belcher that guy that Christian Blatt brought to Vegas
And he was doing the same thing except for he had good taste in girls
He actually found attractive girls to talk to but he also sounded like an idiot talking
to them.
And all these guys are really bad at interviewing these girls because this is their thing and
they think they have a shot.
Like they're trying to be impressed them, right?
He spent, like I said, 53 minutes before things started, he started talking about boobs and eventually
fixated on grabbing them in public. The most of this is the
most innocuous, boring industry talk, right? Which is the worst
thing. It's like, you don't want to hear comics talk about
comedy. You don't want to hear porn stars. Here's a perfect
example of that. Because when she got hired by this company,
to finally start doing porn
She explains what was great about it. They were great and they were long and they were fun and they were they had awesome sets
That's the one of the cool things about their studio is they had so many different sets and they were all I mean whoever
Decorated for them was really good at their job
You know, I know I can probably speak for all of us, because we're all guys here.
That when I'm watching porn, I don't care what overweight
the girl is or how hairy she is.
I just want to see a nice set.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Flowers add a nice touch.
Flowers add a nice touch, but I really
want to believe that is your bedroom.
You know how I know it?
You know how I know that doesn't matter?
Because there's no AVN for set director.
Yeah, you know what?
That's a good point.
Could you imagine? And now we're not waiting for a third AVN for set director. You know what? That's a good point. Could you imagine? And now we're not ready for a third AVN for set direction.
Yeah.
All right.
So these these BBW movies that she does are not the same as the mainstream and she's she's
bummed out about that.
No, I would really love to make actual movies because unfortunately BBWs are not being casted in some of the coolest
roles. You know, I go to AVN every year and I see these things that these other girls
are in and I'm like, I want to do that so bad. Like I love acting. So I'm like, okay,
fine. Listen, I'm going to, yeah, we'll get there. Yeah. It's not acting. It's not, but
I love the fact that she's just like,
these big production pieces that people do
in these big films, they just want like,
attractive girls in them.
What the fuck's up with that?
Why wouldn't they want a big, fat, disgusting,
sweating hippo.
Yes, sweating.
To be in their big budget porn film.
I don't quite understand it.
See, and here's the thing,
it's not like the regular movies,
because in the regular movies movie she would have a shot
The attractive like star always has kind of the frumpy ugly best friend Melissa
I already gets that role it bored the best friend is always also just slightly less hot correct
Yeah, you have no prayer. That's a good point all right
So what are her ideas though if they're not making these movies that she wants to be in
Maybe she has some great ideas for what she could do
Um, so i'm curious then are or do you have any specific ideas that come to mind that you really want to do?
So many cosplays so many parodies
I have a couple of original characters, too. I have my cousin tundra
All right, but she's my cousin. It's not me. Okay. Okay. Yeah
Um, I's my cousin. It's not me. Okay. Yeah
My boyfriend's it's treacherous like every time they house it for me. It's just like
It always happens. Okay. She's so creative. What an artist she makes up original characters I want to do cosplay. It sounds like they're already cosplaying the golden girls at that set that you're out there already
Yeah, it's up'll all up to be older
What does she want to dress up? Well, I'm glad you asked that for Mr.
Chris because she explains one of the
Costumes that her and her assistant are working on
My assistant and me are literally making a schedule this week to be like listen We are gonna finish this rock-a-doodle
Yeah, I think I think so yeah
I guess she's to be the thing in the tree
Could find her a fucking black blanket to throw over did you guys know what rock-a-doodle was cuz he didn't
cartoon it like
91 or yes
It's a 1991 movie. I'd never heard of it my life. I don't know how I did that Wow
And she's just like I got this awesome idea
I play these characters that looked exactly like me and talk like me those are original characters
And then I also want to dress up as rock-a-doodle
Yeah, you should have a better chance of starting at the port remake of Jurassic Park yes
Now that it would make some sense that's a funny parody the fucking triceratops of that lady fists to get the stool sample that be her
I don't have the clip on here, but one of the parodies you wants to do is Edward scissorhands
And he goes oh you played though. Why knowing a writer characters you know no no no
It's a price yeah, she already plays fatty fork fingers
Fork fingers!
That's a funny idea.
And actually, Edward Penis Hands was made in the 80s.
That's true, yeah, it's already been done.
So let's talk about other parodies, because Rocket Dude, I don't know if that's going
to catch on.
What else you got?
And so you've got Edward Scissorhands, or that character from Edward Scissorhands,
and you talked about parodies, like what kind of parody would you,
besides like Rock-A-Doodle and Edward Scissorhands?
So I had done a Rock of Love parody
from Michael's dating show.
Yeah, yeah.
We did one episode, since then,
my cousin Tundra tried out for season four. Okay, there's no season four
But yeah, i'd love to do more
Because I just love that show so much that I would love to do more episodes of that show
What the hell are you talking about?
Brett michael's reality show rock of love is her other rocket doodle and brett michael's reality show rock of love is her other rockadoodle and Brett Michaels reality show
Brett Michaels cock of love. Oh god
She's wants to fuck the guy from poison. So what this comes down to is it not creative ideas?
Yeah, but they could probably could get Brett Michaels for this
I would imagine he's probably fucked some pigs in his day. Every road has a store car. He knows how to do it
All right. I think that's about enough of the store car. How to do it all right?
I think that's about enough of this for me. What else you got baby
Well, I got this one story that she told uh that really kind of fascinated me because I think she's full of shit
Okay, and I want your opinion on this because like he tries to do like these behind-the-scenes exposes on the porn industry and
Africa sex is a stupid person as we've discovered obviously they asked her about her first seed
She tells a story about the bidet la la la
So I would smash my head through the table if I was this guy but he keeps it together so he could get to
His perv part my clip number eight, okay
But so when you started with them like did they did you already know you were gonna be doing like boy-girl stuff
Or was it like you started mate with solos and then they brought that up to do hardcore?
Well, I had already worked with some companies.
So maybe it was them.
Yeah.
Maybe it was them reaching out.
I don't know.
So who did you work with first?
So do you remember who the first company was that you worked for worked with
No
Wait for it. I would kill myself. I would smash my head through a fucking table
You just listen to talk about a bidet the cameras and the lights. What was your first see like it was like this
Oh, I was already working for another company doing yeah, okay, and this is the first scene
I'm asking about your first scene. Okay. Clip number nine.
What was your first scene?
Take two.
Okay.
Okay.
I just remembered that there was, yeah,
there was, there was a bunch of like,
not a bunch, it was a bunch of like kind of racial stuff.
Then, now you don't really find it,
but it was a bunch of racial stuff.
Are you curious?
I'm a little curious now, yeah. I do declare Africa sex when you're done scrubbing them floors
That's fine paws over here for a hand in a mid-jule. Like what the fuck is she talking about?
What is she talking about turns out actual racism clipped that oh good
Okay, I just like there was a girl that I was working with I found out we were both doing the same scene and
She was getting paid a little more for it than I was. And I was like, we're doing the
same exact thing. Our rooms look exactly alike, except they were different colors. They fixed
them up exactly alike. We're going to be right next door. Why is she getting more money than
I am? next door. Why is she getting more money than I? And you never had a straight answer about
that? You just like... No, they told me. They told me.
Because you're fat and ugly and stupid. This is the thing. Women always think they're doing
the same job no matter what they're doing. Like WNBA stars are like, why am I not making
$30 million a year? Because you can't dunk. That's why yeah you're three minutes off the bench you piece of shit yeah
Is there a chance that maybe the person was that brand new and it wasn't their very first see that the other person
You know maybe had a little seniority
Maybe she was gonna put a two by four to pussy or something fucked up
Maybe she gets 80 times the viewership because she's actually attractive without a clown show yeah, the only thing
There's a lot of maybe
So Carl yeah now I'm sure you want to know what they told yes What do they tell her and she's remember the first company she worked for but she was what they told that
She doesn't know where she is right now. No she really wants to tell him watch how excited she gets to tell him about this
Okay, I mean if you want to tell you can I'm not gonna I don't you don't have to say anything
You don't want to talk about on here. So
Okay
Okay. Okay
They said Africa
there's only there's like this much in the budget for
Asian people and this much for black people and this
much for white people and this much for black people.
And then they just said, you know,
they said that black is a dime a dozen.
Wow. So I just want to point this out out She is saying that the company said to her we're discriminating against you because of your race
Can you say that out loud yeah, and what are they showing a pie chart?
Here's why all right, that's 82% okay, that's another 12. Yeah, and you know how much porn producers love opening up the books for people
Yeah, we got a lot to HR and
Hold on we got 6k rent
3 lube 3k for white girls with daddy issues and about $13.50 for big titted freaks
Well, it's funny because as she's going through there and saying here's the budget for whites and Asians and blacks
You could have told me that she's Asian. I believed it. I was our face looks
Yeah, but her name is Africa so I assumed that would be I guess we have to believe her
This guy is a very weird cross
He makes me feel like he's across kind of between Brian McBride and Chad Zumach. Yeah, he's got
Both of their energies and it makes for that nervousness. Yeah, unsureness. Is that a thing? Yeah
It's just a lower level just a level of horniness. That's right under the surface. That's
Wow
All right. Well that was something else. Thanks Alex for the huge boob corner a
Show that's on the internet for all of us to watch. I swear to God. I was so excited for this one
I was like finally some refreshing journalism like
This holy shit these broads make Lucy look flat oh
My god you guys see Lucy on point devil point yesterday
Wow who watches that?
Yeah, she said some stuff too. Did she I think good. All right. Well, I'll upper pay. I don't want more
Maybe I'll dock her pay for that. I'm not sure
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I think this just dropped yesterday.
I don't know if you guys know about this.
Are you guys familiar with a guy named Maddox?
Oh.
Familiar.
Yeah.
Maddox, as you know, has done a few different things.
He was on a very good podcast called
The Biggest Problem in the Universe before him and Dick Maddison split up. And then he was on a very good podcast called the biggest problem the universe before him and dick madson split up and
Then he went on to do the best debate in the universe which didn't last very long
We covered on here a couple times and then after that he went to twitch and was a banana
and a pirate
And cowboy don't forget the cowboy. Oh, yeah, maybe it wasn't a pirate
What was the it wasn't a Goldilocks character or something like that to Maddy locks or something?
Maddy locks
So he was doing some really ridiculous shit
And then after that he stopped doing that and then he came out with a three-hour documentary
That explains that Dick Masterson is his stalker
except for the fact that it kind of backfired and this is just recent it kind of backfired because
He put in five years of his life into
Creating a documentary about Dick Masterson. So I go away who's obsessed with who here cuz this looks bad
You see this is a bad look you put a lot of time and effort into this thing
that you're trying to explain that he's obsessed with you, but
Anyway, so that's what you about imagine the feeling when he dawns on him that everyone perceived it that way
Just that defeated fucking after all of that work, and he thought he was gonna come be like yeah
I finally get over it out the way. What are they saying? Oh shit? Yeah, that's a good point
He had five years to think it through. Oh my gosh, so
There's no way this will backfire. He just dropped a big announcement on his Instagram and
I want to play this for you guys our buddy Maddox is coming back. Hello men and boys
What is manliness?
You do not do push-ups is it having a boner on a hot summer day
Is it eating life scorpion on a dare? I had a Brussels Brow once.
What?
Yeah, but it was in a vagina.
Why?
Or is it not listening to anyone because you already know everything?
Well, actually.
It's all of those things and more.
Release the beast!
Do your job like a big boy. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! This is the encyclopedia of manliness.
It says coming soon.
And what he wrote next to that on Instagram is, and thank you to Cameron Y on Patreon
for sending this to me.
He says, huge news.
Today marks the 18th anniversary of my first book, the Elf of Manliness.
And I'm proud to announce that I finally made an animated show
It's called the encyclopedia of manliness and there are nine episodes at 22 minutes each
So a full season more details to come enjoy the teaser trailer for now
so
22 minute long episodes nine episodes that would tell me that it's gonna be on television
That's what TV networks need to run programs.
Exactly 22 minutes.
22 minutes.
You know, I was hoping that what he wrote under there was an apology, but it turns out
that he's gonna do a television show.
Is that what this is?
Another W for Maddox.
No.
Hold on a second.
There's no way this could be.
Where is he releasing it?
That's what I question, because he doesn't mention a network anywhere on this teaser
or in the comments or anything like that
That's why it's coming soon. So right so I reached out to my buddy dick and I go
What the fuck is this all about? He goes that animation was done in 2017. Oh
So I don't know if he's been shopping it all this time and has never found a buyer, but why would you make nine?
Episodes of a show that hasn't been picked up by a network yet? Unless maybe it was picked up and then they dropped it
But there's no evidence that there are actual nine complete episodes. There could be okay there could be
But it's very odd that all of a sudden he's announcing this thing that he started back in 2017 and
He's saying that I got these nine episodes that are ready to go. Are they going to be on YouTube?
Where is he going with this?
22 minute long episodes.
I'm going to guess he's going to put it behind some type of paywall or something like that or on his website.
Yeah.
But this is such a...
I'm sorry. My mind is actually going in a million different directions.
I can't even be funny because this is so weird.
I know. No, I'm with you on that.
I was shocked about it as well.
So I know Dick is looking into it.
They have mutual friends that were working together
at this time when Maddus was working on this.
Did he make them back then not find any way to release them?
And now he's just like, oh, try again, I got nothing else.
They had to have, he has no money.
So he wouldn't needed people to back this and get it done.
And he would have had to still be popular, he's not he hasn't been popular in many many
years so this is obviously done in 2017 when he's still coming off in the
biggest problem the universe and he was still writing books and stuff and it
seemed like different styles but it didn't look cheap yeah I was thinking the
same thing like all the animation didn't really flow well mm-hmm but it looks
good yeah there was there was like some shit
That looks like modern animation to me. You see an adult swim or something so I don't know
I don't know what to make of it. I just wanted to
To show you guys that I saw that today more will be revealed more will be revealed
I got those you know they were dick, and I were messaging about it
He's like maybe in five years. We'll find out where he's gonna put the shit is another five years
He's like maybe in five years. We'll find out where he's gonna put the shit Another five years waiting for something
23rd anniversary of his book is that video of him recent like of him it looks like it looks like it doesn't it well
He's aged well
All right, I want to bring on the great missy B is going to join us
Hey, missy. Hi, Missy
Let's see if you have you muted yourself. You got to unmute yourself, please. Oh my gosh, Missy B looking fantastic
On this Saturday afternoon. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for everybody here. Good to see everyone. We are doing well
We are doing very well lot better now
so the reason why Missy B is honest, because Missy and I have been analyzing
different narcissists that we find on the internet.
And this new guy cropped up for me anyway,
recently when Aaron Imhold of SteelTel came out and announced,
and this is something that we don't see very often. This is fun.
He came out and announced that he's not a narcissist
He went and saw a professional and they said nope
You're good and only a week had passed since he declared he wasn't narcissist
So they were able to diagnose him and give him a clean bill of mental health in just six days great case closed
It's close very impressive. That's what I thought too. Oh, he's not a narcissist. Okay, let's move on
Let's look at someone else. But then I thought wait a second. Could he be
lying
Is he maybe a liar?
So I thought I'd have Missy B look into this and also I'll tease this before we end this segment
Nick Reketa finally dropped a live stream reacting to Aaron and everything that he's done and
Nick Reketa finally dropped a live stream reacting to Aaron and everything that he's done and
I have Aaron reacting to that so we'll be watching that in just a little bit Thanks to TV's will Heron for clipping that for us coming up. Yes, but missy B. Where are we gonna start here? All right?
Um, all right. How's my am I a potato? Am I too loud? No, you're great. Are my two quiet?
Well, if you're a potato you could be either of those things, but you're fine right now. Okay. I'm not a potato
I
Look, so I looked into Aaron and I don't really know much about him
so I did have to do some diving but I wanted to in short I
Do have to agree with his?
Psychologist whoever you saw that, he is not necessarily textbook narcissist.
However, let's also look into the situation that he's in.
And I wanna kind of keep our scope within his divorce.
You know why?
And we also have to apply the substance abuse
that is being played with him.
This is true because when there is a substance abuse, you do exhibit certain behaviors that
maybe you wouldn't normally.
He did try cocaine three, maybe four times.
That's true.
Over six months.
These are things that he could be lying about, but deceit doesn't necessarily justify narcissism.
Sure. So these are big things.
So I wanted to go down the big nine that we had gone through with John who got a
roaring 110%.
John aces every quiz. It's amazing.
Oh, he's really good. You know, I mean that men's he, so,
so, all right, let's go down
These big nine
Narcissistic characteristics and these are the big nine that
Say psychologists use this is from a text to be all nine, but if you're more than there's a threshold for seven Yeah, six seven. Yeah But then you have, there is a differential.
Differential means other kinds of personality disorders, substance abuse.
And these are things that kind of pull you away from a hard hitting
narcissist. So what we have here, let's start with one,
grandiose sense of self-importance. I have the word possibly. Now,
I have it because he does exhibit a hot-headed ego
And I think that's makes sense. He's a guy who has his own show
He just has that kind of type-a personality in that way
Well missy I have my own show too, but I've never said that when it comes to broadcasting
It's Anthony Coo me a bubble the love sponge and me
Erin has said that.
So that's insane.
So I would give him, I'd give a check mark on this one.
Hypocrisy doesn't necessarily justify narcissism either.
Correct.
In all these things.
There are some scenarios, but there are a couple things here that I just, you know,
it wasn't hard hitting for me personally.
I was like, hmm, does he have this?
Sure. But is he that
doesn't hit me that way but I you know we and we can get to the whole you know
how is he handling this divorce is it the best way that we could agree on maybe
not but that's that's right I'm not here to pile on shit. So, we, so now number two, right? Pre-occupied with
fantasies of ultimate, unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love. I put no.
I don't see that whatsoever. Do you have an example where you think that that fits?
I don't know specifically. I do know that he's already involved with another girl and he's
been bragging about that. And I don't know if this has know that he's already involved with another girl and he's been bragging about that and
I don't know if this has anything to do with narcissism
That's not narcissism. I would say that that's just somebody who is
Going through a very traumatizing tough situation and how they choose to handle it
Let's think about this because Aaron himself said he was a narcissist for putting his wife on the show
So he needed to show everyone the eye candy. maybe he doesn't even know what the fucking narcissist is well no I don't that's true but you know
I mean like the fact that he married a younger hot chick and he's like well you
gotta sit next to me so everyone can see that I married a hot chick all day for
four hours a day trophy wife mountain anyway all right no no I'm just being
the devil's advocate he's already involving his new broad with the show just by mentioning her, of course
Sounds really messy
so that all right number three
Believe they are superior special or unique and expect others to recognize them as such okay? I I have no
but
You know like I said there
It's it is sticky in this muddy with the this divorce thing that he has exhibited and put us out there, but there are
Sounds like a lot of details that haven't been disclosed
Which was kind of you know we'll see with your clip, Carl, with me.
So there's something there.
I think that just about anyone who does their own show and he's a radio guy and he was
the morning guy on a radio show.
I think you could put a yes check mark next to anyone like that.
You got to remember, Missy, you're dating Anthony Kumia.
We live in a world of hanging out with podcasters and other people.
Most people in this world do not want to put themselves on the internet
For everyone to see it. I'm how great they are Aaron does yeah
Most people in radio really have egos every single one of I even in the one they're on shitty terrible stations
They think that I'm talking is endlessly entertaining for everyone else and those are personality like disorders
Right sure those can qualify under
There's that that dude in town who does that home repair clinic the guy walks around like he's fucking Fonzie
He pays for his time on the radio. I still thinks he's got a big read
People
Let's go through the rest of them yeah, so
I'm gonna blast through the ones that were no, well, I'll just say no for the ones, but then I do have some notes for the ones that I kind of go, maybe, but again, these aren't hard hitting mega yeses that fell. So it was require excessive admiration. I said possibly in the scope of these current events, he was he's pushed in a corner. So any kind of animal that is pushed into a corner out of its common environment will
exhibit very not average behavior.
Will tattle on their fronts, yes.
That's what animals always do.
They go right to the police.
That's weird, the insertion of himself with that.
But there's something there.
So I have some notes on that as well.
So sense of entitlement and evidence in these individuals, unreasonable expectation of especially
favorable treatment. I don't think he's looking for favorable treatment. I think he is defending
himself to try to look like the good guy because he is in this divorce situation
Sure, and there's drugs involved in this law stuff
So there is some stuff that will force him into this like I'm a good guy
You got to see this see I got you know, so he is in this like defensive mode
So we can't you know, there are there is so you got it on a defensive mode. So
We'll give him that there. That's what I'm saying. I'm trying to keep this within that scope. And also, you know, we can look into outside, you know,
months prior to all this as well, which, you know, we could revisit. So then I have a sense
of entitlement combined with a lack of sensitivity to the wants and needs of others may result
in the conscious or unwilling exploitation of others
So that one that one I kind of felt didn't win how he treats
Yeah, yeah, that one was probably the one that stood out the most. Yeah with this
I said, you know he but then you also have to consider that Nick is a
Kind of person of interest here a conflicting person of interest with this. He was fucking
his now to be ex wife. How do you not have like, right. So it's like, you're gonna feel
a little, you're gonna have a little animosity for this guy. You're gonna constantly try
to paint him in a shitty light. He's doing you wrong. So you got to give him a little
bit of that. So, um,
I was going to say, I feel like Nick feels bad about it. That's why they're all going to church all the time.
Just repent, keep doing it.
And then so, so yeah, so I think like with, you know, there,
there is this real significance, um, personal interests there.
So there's that. Uh then here's number seven. Generally
have a lack of empathy and have difficulty recognizing the desires, subject experience
and feelings of others. I don't think so. I have seen other clips of him. He does seem
to be very insightful into others.
Well, all right. You could be right about this about this missy I don't know a ton about Aaron and the whole thing but the performative empathy part that we saw and I have the clips
I hear weird, but I think that is a protective defense mechanism on his part with some things
Okay with this in particular again, we are scoping this in a very very stressful situation
This isn't just like before the stressful
situation though he lost a bet to the children to a drug dad though on the weekends before
this stressful situation. Yeah, that totally supports the the substance abuse disorder.
There is a substance abuse disorder in personality. He says he didn's like drugs. It's okay listen I want to be as I'm laying this out because I don't want to force a square peg into the round here
I understand that so I'm not trying to deflate you like listen
Juicy shit going on it is but is this guy a full on nurses. I don't know yet. I'm not I'm not convinced
I wasn't convinced off the bat. I was trying to see some things and so uh so here's the remaining
To envious of others or believe others are envious of them not really getting that with him all the time hold on
I'm sorry. Maybe not all the time. That's a big. Yes. That's a big. Yes
He said recently he goes yeah, my numbers are up and Patrick Melton hates that he hates that
I've worn people watching it than him. Yeah, I'm making more money. I hung out with Patrick Melton all last weekend
He doesn't give a fuck
There's living his best life. He's very content with what he's doing. All right, we will add that we'll put that as a yes
But anyway, at least the part where he thinks other people are envious of him for sure, right?
And that's a guy who has is
Protective of his show and he is you know like this is his show like he wants to you know And he angles in all that it's clear the curl can't be neutral in this no of course not
Why would I be neutral kind of showing this me I?
Just I just know what he's been saying lately, so I'm just filling in the blanks
It turns out the E stands for blowing up the narrative way to go missy
Is to be hey is this guy is this a narcissist or not and you know what we're not gonna be batting a thousand every
Time and I will say you're allowed to disagree with me on this show if you want it's fine
Oh
My god, and then so
Number nine and then this one. I I do have as a possum possibly is the arrogant potty behaviors characterized these individuals They often display snobbish disdainful and patron and patronizing attitudes, which I have been getting.
That one stood out the most.
Okay.
You know, and again, does that make him a full blown?
When I look at this,
he doesn't meet that threshold personally.
Does he have personality disorder?
Absolutely.
Is it a narcissist?
I'm not convinced.
I'm not convinced.
Well, Dr. C has been really focusing
on borderline personality disorder and he's
been studying that quite a bit.
And he sees a lot of those traits in some of the people that we talk about.
I won't say which ones cause Dr. Steve doesn't like to be outed.
It was like I would have all the time cause I'm an asshole cause I can't help
myself.
That is absolutely correct. And I think, um,
Dr. Steve would agree on this and yeah, I think
we got just a person with a borderline personality disorder.
Maybe not borderline, let's not go there.
I'm not going to say that, but you know, this guy's got some shit going on for sure, but
not a narcissist in my book.
I don't have my score sheet right now
but where would I put him I would definitely put him lower than Tony
Soprano. I think he was about like a four or five out of these right four or five?
No I would just give him a good three. Wow! Maybe four. Alright I gotta send you
more clips then. We gotta do some more research on this. I was, yeah, I was really struggling here a little with this guy.
Alright, so this is, there's a few clips here that I wanted to play.
And Missy, if there's anything you want me to play specifically, let me know.
No no, yeah no, play away.
So this is him addressing me, this is gonna lead up to something that I want to show you
that just happened this week.
But this is going back a little ways. And, uh, Aaron addressing me specifically.
Donnie's Inferno says, Aaron, we need to set a new goal for a nice vacation for you.
Somewhere without a hot tub.
These fucking assholes.
These fucking assholes.
Oh, man. Thanks stalin19 doctor hey Carl is it a fucking work you cunt
hey Carl who's the work going buddy fix my fucking hard drive you IT fag can I
actually comment on the whole work thing so I when I went back and I saw like
what you said yeah and now and then how he reacted to it, I think it's a
pretty fair like when you're like, like this is so outrageous. He can't possibly this can't be real,
because this must be work. And if it's not a work, you said this, if it's not a work,
then he's coming off as the biggest asshole or biggest piece of shit you correct. Therefore,
if you were to then say, like, oh, is it work?
Do you not see the flip side of that, Aaron?
That maybe you are being an asshole a little bit
and how you're not doing it isn't making you look
as great as you are trying to prop yourself up as,
and now you're seeing that,
and so you're tearing everyone else around you down
so that you do look like a better person.
That is a narcissistic like, you know,
so if you're not those things and you really believe that maybe take a step back and see
what you're exhibiting and what people are seeing. So for you to get mad at Carl, I guess now it
sounds like I'm like talking directly to him, but it's you to then like go, aha, Carl, see, it wasn't a work, justifies you being a dick.
So, you know, he kind of, you know, he stepped in his own shit with that, this comment.
Well, it's stupider than all of this.
It is the, this is the stupidest thing this fucking guy can be mad at.
There it is.
I was doing the best of the doubt.
I was saying, you're a piece of shit and your wife left you and I'm
saying there's no way that's true there's no way you messed up your life
this bad I thought you were a smart guy yeah no we just hey Carl you stupid
idiot look at me fucking up my life but also he doesn't know the flip side but
hold on missy real quick he doesn't understand the flip side of it because
he only reads the headlines he just reads the thumbnail and so he looks at these things or here's information people
He doesn't look into it anymore
And I've approved that in just a moment because he keeps stepping in shit when he goes and then curled is an IT professional
He doesn't know shit. It's like none of this stuff is true. What are you talking about?
He is about hypocritical in that way
You know, I you know
He says like I was watching really early clips to to kind of just get a general vibe of him
Mm-hmm, but you know, he is, you know disingenuous in the sense there he goes
Oh, you know, the double verse is so gay. It's so stupid
Like why'd you even do that? All his stuff is clips of things that you too Carl have covered
So maybe there's just this jealousy animosity thing that he has maybe but he joined the devil verse
He started going after Chad Zubok just this jealousy animosity thing that he has maybe. But he joined the devil verse.
He started going after Chad Zubok and he was identical to yours.
Right.
In this.
Not let me be clear when I say that it's when I went through all of his video
clips, it was MLC, Chad Zubok, you know, steel toe comments on Gino getting
punched by Pac Dixon, you know, like literally all things like so he he's in it
So he's not above it. I think he needs to accept that just as an aside if I'm
No, we went
Years getting comments in the reddit how you wouldn't go after him, right?
So it wasn't like you were trying to drag him in no
I just wanted to underscore that if I'm Aaron in this situation, my response to you is so simple. Thanks for giving me
the benefit of the doubt, dude. I wish it was a work, dude. I really wish it was, but things are this fucked up.
That's why I write a note and then I hang myself in the garage. That's what I do if I'm Aaron.
That's why I texted him because I was giving him a chance to give him an out.
When he went on his show after this and he goes. Yeah, Chad zoom. I got this all figured out. He's making a lot of good points
I wrote. Oh, dude, you think chance you guys think good points now
I know this is a work thinking he'd like have a little belly laugh with me again
It says just fucking Carl text me and said but like oh my god, Aaron
You're not understanding this at all
But let me get back to this clip because I didn't I see this before today. One thing real quick before that, I think there's more details, stinging details that
we're unaware of that he is.
So there is this dramatic irony that we are being part of where we were seeing him act
this stuff out that we have no idea about.
So it comes off as one way and maybe there is more.
I think that's why he kind of got so up in arms when you say that because I think it's
more serious than maybe he gives off, but he still feels the need to talk about it.
And again, he's hypocritical because he has really, really embellished into this.
It's very serious.
No, I understand that.
This guy's entire life just blew up.
I get that.
Yeah, yeah.
No.
So he is on like total like batting, you know, behavior.
But I don't know where this, I don't know.
I've never heard this before.
This is news to me that he's saying that I'm an IT professional for some reason
I was just at Hackemane. I've heard
This is your favorite month of the year. Yeah, but but yeah, I don't know if it's cuz I work last
I mean he was glad I don't know he's just
Non speaking Mandarin to my friend. He's well-traveled
Wow, I think this whole thing might be a work
Wow quite the fucking work. What a work. What a fun thing to put on as a work
I don't need a bunch of people fucking telling me what a piece of shit
I am and then I feel bad when I fucking vent
Fuck that you already know what a piece of shit I am. And then I feel bad when I fucking vent.
Fuck that.
You already know what a piece of shit you are. God damn it.
But no, but that's my thing.
If I'm going to be a piece of shit, if no matter what I do,
no matter how much fucking PR I run, no matter how much
fucking protection I run, I'm a monster.
I'm a piece of shit.
I'm garbage.
Well, then let's be garbage.
That's a weird defense mechanism right there.
You can't tell me that I'm an asshole.
I already know it
So no, I could I could do that sounds like some people we know locally. Yep
Again, he does not understand you were taking his side and there's no way this was that bad and you were saying
I don't think that this guy could have possibly fucked up out. You were not judging him
I called it the Melton show and told him he was wrong
And now I'm like ball washing melted everyone. Everyone says like you're getting this completely.
This is not what I did at all.
But OK, whatever. Jesus fucking Christ.
Carl is going to get to I don't know what to tell you.
Then you're then you're beyond saving.
Dave, you're so I think Carl's numbers are up.
Well, then I'm honored.
You know, OK, so at a certain point he goes, Carl's just doing this because his numbers are down and he's got hackamania coming up
But they're not selling tickets and then someone to the check was actually Carol's numbers are because oh
So the thing that I'm picking up on I have a few examples of this is that Aaron just reacts
Something happens and he just reacts and he lashes out and he's completely wrong about it
And then someone tells him he's wrong about it, and then he doesn't go, Oh, I sound stupid. Instead, he goes right to, uh,
Oh, well then he's an asshole for this reason, because God bless Keanu.
Missy, your friends, your friends Keanu and Keanu and Gino hung out with them
a few times with great people.
And she was on the show with Aaron on Thursday,
just this past Thursday.
And Aaron's going off about how Carl never admitted
that he was wrong about that this wasn't work.
Still.
What does that matter?
I don't know.
Why is it even a conversation?
Because he's trying to turn it to me.
It's the most insignificant fucking thing in the world.
It's so stupid.
But he's trying to turn it to me
that I can't admit when I'm wrong for some reason.
So watch how this plays out. This is great. Thank you. Can you
suck my dick? Yes. Right. Js says fuck off. He says it's engaged. Yeah. Carl hammered
you and called you an embarrassment. Dude, Carl's such a fucking embarrassment. A guy
like he used to text and call Gino and I and talk about football and shit. And now he's
going to pretend like oh yeah
And then he goes there mayor the divorce was a work and he still won't admit. Oh, yeah, I fucked that one up
Aaron was right. He kind of made me look like a dick on that one. He won't do it
Carl has Carl has bought into pro wrestling 100% he can't be saved
He actually did admit he was like, oh
Yes, I was wrong about that. Okay good been busy. So you haven't seen
Tookie hit the drop hit the drop tookie another win for the toe
Thank you the wind for the toe. Thank you wins for the toe. So now we
Go there this thing that you've been yelling about for the last two weeks You've been wrong about the entire time and Carlos put out multiple videos proving that and you just are not paying attention to it
And he goes oh, well then I would again because he admitted he was wrong like what the fuck but he can't help himself
He doesn't realize what is see that right there says that he doesn't really know what you said
Because then again, it's
We're saying that it's admitting that he is a piece of shit
So like it kind of is a double-edged sword for him right here. Yeah, this motherfucker is calling you a dork
He has the fucking haircut of every nerd I've ever seen in my life
It was like he just got pulled out of the toilet
I mean with it. He's got a button-up polo shirt on your butt
Yeah, your polo shirt, and you're calling other people adore you
Real quick I'm gonna quick aside here's because
We were talking about on point devil point yesterday quad father is you know centering John's row?
out on point dabble point yesterday quad father is you know centering John's bro sidekick now and past says missy can you confirm something was quad father
ball-washing some proud boys in Gavin's chat bro ball washing is an understatement
I go in there because I'm I was vetted into that into the Gavin server on
discord and it's a crazy wild little discord, but I saw that Ryan was going into the
audio chat and I kind of I wanted to listen in because I was like getting ready to go out somewhere and
So I was listening and I had myself immune. I'm just seeing whatever whatever they're talking about and
I see is it like quad father I see is one of the names
I was like no that can't be like the same
It's his like icon is like some dude in a wheelchair on fire
some like red dragon reference, I guess and
Then he's talking and he just sounds like a woman the entire time Hey, and like one of those like annoying kind of fans that I've seen kind of like that are around whenever we go to events so like hey
So like when you met like that guy, can you like tell me what he's about?
What is it like with this guy what it's like it's so cringy you smell Trump. What does he smell like?
Yeah, yeah, like shit like that. So he was doing that and in the chat and
Then he asked he's like and got in and Ryan is like the whole thing between like you and Gavin and him yelling at you, he's like, is that like, is that real or not?
And then like, so I chime in and I go, if you have to ask that question, then you don't
know Gavin.
Like, I thought this whole server was that you know who Gavin is and like you're a big
fan and all that stuff.
So I didn't embellish, like I just did there, like I didn't go any further, but I just said
like, hey, like, if you have to ask that, you know, you don't know Gavin, then I muted
myself.
He's like, oh, a woman in the in here, go make a sandwich.
And like being like all like douchey like that.
It was just like, whatever, bro, go ahead.
And so, so I just continue to listen and then he doesn't have his camera up.
So you can choose to have your camera on or not in this Discord thing. So
then I noticed he, some people put their video on, he then purposely rolls himself outside
to have his like a bumper sticker of like John 3 16 or something, you know, a Bible
verse and just to kind of be like, Hey, cause you know, the big, big Christians in the,
that kind of community
Yeah, and so he's trying to just show off
He's like he's like positioning it so you like you see it and I was like what the fuck is this guy doing?
And it didn't stop there. He and then he kind of just like would just ball
Yeah, like ball wash. He was just like yeah, man, like and it was just so cringy and I started feeling bad for him
But then I didn't cuz he was like trying to shit on me Just being girl. It's like whatever man
And then he then takes his phone to show his uh, who Rue a sticker proud boys sticker
I just like start showing that like out of context like pay attention to the room because I wanted to ask him why he's
Like such shuddering John's dick, but right kind of what the vibe was yet
There was no opening to kind of insert yourself, so I was like alright
I guess I'll ask another time but I want to prove he belonged to missy it was so gay
Be yourself like I don't think he has an identity like I think he just like he's trying to force himself with his
He's a cloud chaser for sure
Total fucking LARP I feel really bad John got upset me cuz he heard he was in Gavin's
Yesterday penis wrinkles said that people have said that to John. He's like, oh well, we don't talk politics. Yeah
John is a cop out for that. I know it's so weird. He tells me I'm great every day, so it's okay
John doesn't talk politics on his own
Great every day, so it's okay
John doesn't talk politics on his own
Yeah, no, I'm wondering I think my mom you know I'm not a fan of quad father for I already wasn't and then when that happened I was like, okay, fuck this guy. Yeah, and
He I think he's gonna upset John soon and John's then gonna betray him or one or the other
It's gonna be it's gonna be
All right, let's get back to this because there's more to this clip and again, thank you Keanu
That Carl what about the children fucking tookie? Oh, I hope his spleen rotted off in the hospital No, I can't know what's going on. I hope tokey is fine. Honestly, I hope Rocco's OK.
I hope he's healthy.
He does a very good.
He seems to be.
He does some very funny things that people like.
I'm sorry I'm a bit busy to check it out.
But people like Rocco.
You'd laugh if you saw.
I'm sure I would.
Hysterical.
I hope Rocco's doing great.
I hope he's healthy.
And I hope he can keep doing his characters and his
YouTube stuff because people seem to really enjoy I hear a lot about it
So I really what else I love about him. He enjoys it. Yeah, he really enjoys it
Do you know was like but the dabble birds and such?
Yeah, that they hate
He's like it's fun. Do you know? Yeah, look, I hope Rocco's okay and that Carl gets cancer.
No, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
I don't, I don't.
I think what Carl did to me was a little sad or whatever,
but he's allowed to do it, that's his thing.
Yeah, but he actually, I think you've been too busy to see,
but he did admit it.
He was like, oh, well, here is a clip of me being like,
I was wrong, oh.
But then you know what?
Here's what I'll say to Carl. I'm sorry for beating the shit out of you over that, thinking you hadn't being like I was wrong. Oh, then you know what? Here's what I'll say to Carl
I'm sorry for beating the shit out of you over that thinking you hadn't said that you were wrong
Thank you for admitting you were wrong. It takes a big man to admit you were wrong and
Ha ha I really did lose my marriage ha ha I got
Fuck you Carl I won I'm divorced for the second time
Fuck you Carl. I won. I'm divorced for the second time. I'm bad kids I got resale value out the ass suck my dick Carl. I won
Another win for the toe. He didn't know what to do with himself. Yeah, he doesn't know where he's going with it
Because he had his narrative
He's like I'm mad at Carl cuz Carl wanted to admit that he's wrong and he was wrong and so that's why I'm mad at
Carl just like well, no, no, you can't be mad at him cuz he actually did admit it and he's like fuck
No, I gotta stay on brand
What do I do? I've never like I said, I'm just started watching this guy over the last week or two yeah
Who the fuck watches the show with this guy who cares about that well?
I mean you he doesn't even understand your point that he's railing on about correct
So this is hilarious because it's another perfect example of what we
just saw. Now, Nick Riketa finally did his first stream to talk about this.
And of course, Nick is going to have some issues with Aaron because Aaron is
the reason why Nick's front door got knocked down by the police. It's in the
search warrant that the detective was watching Aaron's show and
decided based on what Aaron was saying about his drug use with the Burkettas
that they need to go in there and rescue these children from these drug addicts.
It's in the search warrant. It's Aaron's fault that this happened to him.
So finally, so finally Nick does a live stream and everyone's like, Oh,
you got to see what Nick said about you on this live stream
And what's great is that Aaron did not curate this did not do any prep just went. I'll just watch it on my show and
Let's see what happens
Don't
Don't I mean some of it I can't by the way right now what he's doing He's threatening text messages and images that he has on his phone that he can leak to the internet
That would embarrass Nick Riketa. That's what he's doing. He's pointing to his phone
He's like you better not do anything better not say anything to me cuz I'll leak all of this
Well, I mean this man Aaron is clearly past embarrassment. Yes. He's incapable of being embarrassed if you guys think.
It's crazy.
Some of it to release, I mean,
the degeneracy we all engaged in,
I can't show a soul.
Okay, can you pause real quick?
Yeah, of course.
So he's threatening, he has all this like
deep information and whatnot, right?
Yeah now with when we don't know the status of
Nick's
case
and if if it goes to discovery I
I'm getting the impression that Aaron is implicating himself and will have to hand over said
Text messages that he's threatening
Which I think would harm Aaron so this is again speculation on my part because I don't know what's going on
But he's not doing a good job at removing himself from a potential lawsuit
Correct. Yeah
Stupid woman for a second. Sorry. Well, it's not even the lawsuit is as far down the road
I mean Nick right now has legal is a legal case against them. They have to worry about first
He's got to keep himself out of jail
That you you get discovery before really, you know, like you're sitting in the court, you know that that's all behind the scenes
Oh, they call me
Contact him and be like they will I you they will definitely this detective will contact Aaron if this goes to trial now they
might settle and none of this is all goes away sure how as who's gonna
settle the federal the state I was gonna say like they settle all the time they
hate the charge no they said oh dude they sell everything out no one goes to
court anymore it's not even a thing I actually got a jury
John has a lot of fucking lawsuits coming down the pike
I had jury duty not that long ago, and it was a guy who killed a RPD and
I was like holy shit. This is actually to go to trial
So we're all sitting in the fucking courtroom for a couple hours and the lawyers are in the back and then they come out
They go alright. He decided to plea is a deal. It's like they always do.
Well, you mean plea out.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Settlement, it sounds like you're talking about civil.
I'm sorry, you're right, you're right.
That's a good point.
I meant plea, yes.
Because they never go to court.
But if it does go to court,
yes, they're definitely gonna subpoena Aaron
and get all this shit that he's talking about
he has on his phone.
100%.
Yeah.
Missy is 100% right.
I didn't even think about this.
Waving that phone around, I have evidence, I have evidence. Not smart. You 100% right. I didn't even think about this Waving that phone around I have evidence. I have evidence
Not smart
The text I can show dude
This is I gotta be honest. It's
Desperate the the only thing I can think is that maybe he did it to get me to over respond
So now he's making this all about him
Mm-hmm, so he's going yeah, Nick is playing 40 chess, and he's trying to get me to do this thing
It's not all about you Aaron. Why does this remind me that episode of South Park where Carmen takes a picture of butter's balls at his mouth
It's exactly like that.
Yeah.
I think about it.
It's pretty good.
It's the same thing.
All right, so let's fast forward a little bit in this video.
Nick Naylor says, you might have already answered this or refused to, but any comment on what
Aaron said.
Okay, so this is Nick Ricada, first live stream, reading the chat.
Any comments on what Aaron said?
This is what we're all waiting for.
What is Nick's response to Aaron accusing him
of all this swipeswapping and drug use and everything else?
Not the legal parts.
Like I said, all of this stuff
will probably be addressed in time, but.
Oh yeah.
It will be.
Best I can say and the simplest I can say is that.
Oh, let's do a little body language here. And the simplest I can say is that the truth.
Oh, let's do a little body language here. Are we looking up and away?
I don't.
Isn't that usually a good body language indicator
that you're about to tell a block?
Actually, it's wrong.
Can you pause that?
Pause on pause.
Looking up and away is not a lying trope.
It's a, it's a, it's It's what's the word? It's like a
Gay looking for information like I like what is that again? Yeah, when you look up in a way when you look down is a lie
Oh, yeah down in a way that is so
Collecting your thoughts. How do I want to say?
Yeah, I'm like, what was that again? It was
Yeah, you look up when you do that. It's not a lie
But Vinny you made the gesture right there the fact this guy's talking about anyone's body. Yeah
He's got that reflection of
Hugging thing it's he's very uncomfortable
And he's looking for any way to kind of fish out and so he's gonna kind of over embellish and yeah
Yeah, very obvious. I
Maybe that's why he stares at the corner demons so much.
People who have substance problems, which Nick may very well have.
I mean, I would say he does.
In my opinion, they tell a lot of lies.
Don't I know it.
So maybe that's why we're looking to the corner all the time.
All right.
I'm sorry guys. I'm excited. Simplest I can say is that the true story lies somewhere divergent from pretty much
any orated story. That's it. As for Aaron, he'll say what he says. People can assess
him for who he is without my input. That's it. Hope he makes a million dollars. Oh wow
Well said Nick you gave him zero you gave him zero ammo zero fuel right there
I'll attack it is credibility correct like he knows that Aaron is being mocked across the internet
Yeah, it's like I mean we listen to this fucking asshole that everyone thinks is a piece of shit?
What an artist that he was taking shots from the high road.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's not easy to do, but very impressive right there.
What was with the grassy knoll?
Very impressive.
So now how's Aaron gonna handle this?
Because he was all ready to fire back at something.
Oh man.
Alright, so... He couldn't bring himself to say I'm lying.
You know what?
I'm sorry, people had me all juiced up
thinking that he said I'm a liar.
Wow, so he couldn't even bring himself.
That's good, that was a little more honest
than what I'm used to out of him
Go a lot harder
See there is a little self-awareness with that guy see this is where I don't he's not a narcissist well But he's trying to spin in his head how he's gonna how he's gonna deal with this now because he had a
Plan going into this I'm sure but his reaction is this is not a narcissistic reaction
They are very reactive people and because they they immediately hit their ego with every
little thing.
He actually has this shit.
Okay.
Like he actually has the patience.
Good point.
You know, so this is where I he's not he's not so you know, he did call him a liar.
He said it.
He said the truth is different than any orated story that you've
heard. Translation. He's telling lies when he speaks. Yes. So either this guy's too stupid
to know what that means or he's just in his own way trying to spit it out. However, he
watched the story out. He did word it in a way that says that all the information that's
out there about me is incorrect. You know, he didn't say Aaron specifically. Now, does it mean Aaron? Of course it does. Aaron's the one who's
saying the most shit about all of this. He's the one who's giving us all the information.
But the way that Nick said that, and you're right, I mean if his whole goal was to go out here and
be like, oh I'm lying, I have the fucking evidence and I was there and I know this is all true,
like he could have reacted that way after what Nick said right of course
He could have but okay. I was really ready to go on that one. That's not so bad
You guys on the internet you get people so worked up over
Dude before the show. I'm sitting here screen grabbing text screen grabbing text. I'm ready to throw them all out there here
You go, so he didn't say he's okay
He's not as dumb as he looks no, but you are yeah
Why the fuck wouldn't you know what he was gonna say if you're all ready for this big reveal of this these?
Reactions of you just read some comments on the internet and goes. Oh sweet. Can't wait to watch this live and react to it
All right, so I just have one more clip from later on in this
as Aaron continues to to reel in. I'm buddy just telling you my story telling you
what I saw. So that wasn't so bad. You guys made it sound like he called me a
liar. He didn't really call me a liar. He said the truth. He goes all this stuff
will come out and that your version is divergent from the truth.
That's a douche way of calling you a liar.
No, what I took for that is that he said any orated story.
He said, basically he's saying everything
everyone's been saying,
the truth lies divergent from that.
Ooh, I mean.
The biggest orator.
You're right.
For everyone's getting the facts. That's not bad enough to drop these soul crushing receipts, and I'll tell you why whoa
I'll tell you the actual reason why I don't just want to flood the internet with these one. It looks cheap to
Like your sense may need them eventually, and I'm not going to put them out there publicly and you know call that up
Well, we were about to to base
That's kind of odd he's like I'm gonna be the bigger person. I'm gonna put the pin back in the hand grenade
So crushing receipts
Wow
All right, so that's what I wanted to show you guys cuz this is what is what Aaron does
He's already ready with his reaction based on shit that he doesn't know and he'll and if he didn't hadn't watched that he'd be
Going on for weeks about how I'm the liar. You're a fucking liar
But I never said that oh yeah, is this guy a chauvinistic egotistical jerk
I yeah, I got I get that for sure but for you know for my input in what I am
I'm
Not professional in but I studied it in my undergrad, he's
not a narcissist.
But come back next time, we'll find one.
But you know who is a narcissist?
That would be my girl Helga Mann. Lisa Boswell. I'd kick your ass to hell and back. Like Lisa Boswell. Nobody can. Lisa Boswell.
You'll have some retarded babies. Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell.
Shit, that way if you don't get any pussy you can bite.
So I checked it on that reality show, but I went a month back
Because again, I like watching them before we kind of affected also Lisa hasn't been well recently She hasn't been doing the show that much so thoughts and prayers with Lisa Boswell. Hope she gets better real better Lisa
Yeah, you better Lisa. We miss you. We miss you Lisa. We miss some of the world's greatest drops
She is a human soundboard.
Listen to that, this is amazing.
What are we talking about?
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
That's gonna stay on the board.
And those were at the gate on this episode.
How could you just talk about shit?
She's like, what are we talking about?
I love it.
She says it with stars in her eyes.
Yeah.
She's okay with it.
She loves it.
Yeah.
She has the time of her life.
She's adorable.
At all times.
She really is.
All right, now there's a lot of Trump talk on this episode
and of course it's going back a month.
So I think it's right before the trial started.
I'm not gonna play a lot of Trump stuff,
but these two, they both suffer from Trump
derangement syndrome and they say some dumb things.
Well, there's people out there, they're going to vote for him. People that are going to vote for
him. And I don't think you know, I don't think you have a clue who he is.
They don't, they don't, they don't understand. I I mean when he came down the escalator, I knew it was gonna be a disaster because I
Had experience with his company
She lived in a property that Trump owned she's no idea but the funny thing about this and I'm not trying to get to a
Fred Trump turned off the hot water
1964
About trying to get into a political conversation, but has there ever been a more famous president? I was in Water history right we know everything about Trump and they're going out there like these people don't even know the fuck this guy is like no no we we know
everything he was already the president for four years we saw what he did as
president for four years I don't understand these people think like you
guys think you're getting one thing you're gonna get another thing no we know
we received we get it so this is a really dumb thing apparently Trump
supporters are all anti-semitic oh so. Both of you are like, oh, okay.
So this is how you know they're anti-Semitic.
They're the people that are so anti-Semitic that if they see a menorah in somebody's front
yard, they're going to rip it out.
What?
A menorah in someone's front yard?
Is that where they put them?
Is that where you put your menorahs in the front yard?
I always thought you were supposed to have those on the table.
Silly Jews.
I know, what the fuck.
I think that was the only like Jewish thing that Helga could think of.
You know when they put their menorahs out for Halloween?
When they put their matzah on the front step.
It grows in the driveway with the dreidel.
Okay.
Lisa's brother is
A trump supporter. Oh, no, I know and this is very upsetting to everyone and she's explaining like my brother's a smart guy
And she's confused about this. He's not educated
And in fact half of them are just barely literate enough to say, sign their names. But he's intelligent.
The reason I say that is because when I went to jail,
my mother left my brother as the executor of her will.
She told me she goes, well, I didn't know if you'd even be in jail or not.
I had no idea where you'd be
But he's always been intelligent he's always made good decisions Mm-hmm, and I see this right now. He ain't making a good decision. He's making a fucked-up decision
He's still support Trump. Yes. No, he's very upset about this
I really thought it was a guy like matter the executive of the will
Hey, didn't give me nothing
Just waiting for that could be true. It seemed like they had a good relationship her and her brother and that's why
She's upset about this because if you vote for Trump like obviously they can't be friendly anymore
Yeah, this shit ruins family. It does and actually I found this this is exclusive video. I actually found her brother
Reacting to her saying that you are
Lisa so it's very dramatic at the bed the Boswell family right now. Is that from Thanksgiving?
Let's recreate the room
The last episode we decided we're gonna redo Back to the Future with Lisa Boswell
playing Doc Brown.
That was good.
Lisa Boswell was playing Tommy was so scared there.
Johnny.
Oh hi, Bob.
I did not hit her.
I did not.
Nah. I'm not a woman. No. Alright, so. Um this is
interesting because Lisa has to
defend the fact that she's a
woman. Not to. Well, yeah, she
does. But. Not to people like
us. Okay. But to other women.
Unfortunately. Yeah. Women women
tell me, Digger. Well, you're
not even a woman. The hell I'm not. I'm a woman. Hell yeah, you better recognize. You better look at my
saggy titty. It's all a woman right there. Dude, she pulls her dress up and wigs at him.
Hear me roar. That is all a woman right there. And you really, if you are a woman, you should
acknowledge that. Missy B. I'll
tell you you should acknowledge it and I'll tell you why.
I will always fight for any woman for any woman that has accepted me as a female in
your in your species.
I mean we're we're we're women.
Or hell go in your feces
What if said woman voted for Trump
But they also think you're a woman
That's gonna be tough. Yeah, I don't know I don't need to do it that
they're talking about so leases from the south, South Carolina and
Helga does not like the south. She's very upset about this
Dixie pride that she calls that you You've experienced this, right, Missy?
Uh, yeah.
Being in the South.
Very prideful people, love their country.
Didn't used to.
Wanted to leave, but now they're really into it.
Now it's the best.
Now it's the greatest thing ever.
And so Helga and Lisa will have a message for those people.
Yeah, Dixie pride.
Take us Dixie pride.
Lisa won't have a message for those people. Yeah, Dixie pride take us Dixie pride
She was giving us the bird there, you know, I think you have this all wrong Dixie pride is another trans woman
With Africa sex right here Dixie pride
Son of a spin Dixie She always wins bingo that car
I
Have one more clip on here, and it's just I don't know what Lisa's talking about if you guys could help me out
What does that be great, but again?
She's just a human soundboard the shit that comes out of her mouth is amazing. Do you?
Do you?
Do you pay for electricity when it's warm inside? You pay for electricity, right? Yeah, you do.
That's bipolar. I'm bipolar if I don't get it for free.
Yeah, you're bipolar. You buy air conditioning, electricity. beer this morning I woke up I was hot as shit
I'm bipolar I buy
Polar I was so confused. I'm so confused. I was like I imagined her for a minute like she gets her electric bill
She's confused. It was like it was warm out last
You know what I think is happening here
I'll give you my take on it and then maybe devil's joint can fill me in because he knows these two better than anyone now, but
She she lives with Helga
And there's like a month ago, so the seasons were changing and I don't think the air conditioning has been installed into the house yet
So I think she woke up. She's like it's fucking hot as balls for this house
Can we get some fucking AC hooked up so I think she was bad at how good for not running the AC. Yeah
Yeah
Joins been doing a lot of good work for he's really helping them out
Including merch which I'm gonna get a shirt. He made a shirt that just says I like pizza
Race me to that I gotta get that shirt you can we can wear it with that pizza hat that we got
I throw that thing the fucking out there. Yeah, I'll dare you sir. I
Very excited I can announce us here
Saturday June 15th, okay, how good man will be joining Cardiff and I on subreddit surface. Whoa
That'll be fun. What time is that? It's probably gonna be in in the morning I believe it's gonna be like 9 or 10 a.m. it's gonna be a morning show
you're gonna go up against we'll probably go live when you go ahead of
them we're gonna be their openers smart I did that a couple weeks ago I did it
early Saturday yeah we're going Carter against Cardiff and I oh was it really I did really well
Didn't know You're gonna tell me these things. Okay, Vinny
All right, miss you have a minute. I do I have until four which I think will be done great because
Cuz I have some things that I want to show you as we made it to our good friend
stuttering gentlemen as we waited to our good friend, Stuttering John Malone.
It's a rarely used bumper that came in from Doug from the Jingles department a while back. Good stuff.
All right.
So we did Point Devil Point yesterday and we had a great discussion.
I'm going to have the audio up today for people on our Patreon if they want to listen to it,
but it's up on YouTube on our live tab if you want to watch it.
I pulled a lot of clips from Thursday's show and we we watched it But we didn't get to all of them. So I have some leftovers that I wanted to get to today and
John has quad father on and John's whole thing is that he's gone to the gym like four maybe five times
He goes to the gym like Aaron Imhol does coke
Addicted to the gym. I can't stop going to the gym. I've been there for maybe five times
so this is
John
proving to his buddy quad
That he went to the gym now
I know that he calls me gay or effeminate because I said just do it. Yes, but yeah still hilarious
Randomly throughout the day me too. I can't stop it. It's the greatest thing. It's ever been done
But I would opine I'm doing that randomly throughout the day. Me too. I can't stop it. It's the greatest thing that's ever been done.
But I would opine it's actually gayer
to show a guy friend a photo of you sweaty in the gym.
Yeah.
Don't you think that's a little-
You're not Joe Rogan.
It's a little bit odd, right?
Check this out.
Here's the one from today, Quad.
Okay.
Now, as you notice, same gym same shorts different shirt
Yeah, and there I is
There I is
That's a really weird thing to show someone on your show if I was quad fried back alright, man, I gotta go
I what am I supposed to do with this don't do I mean?
Here's the thing he could have walked into a gym and taking that picture. I don't care if he's working
I don't think he is I think he just spilled his beer. Yeah
That is not a common sweat
Location to dribble down. He probably is like so fucking disgusting at the
Water fountain because this idiot probably doesn't bring his own water bottle
So he's probably at the water fountain and just like splashing his face
Yeah, we've seen his sweat stains many times they're called trainers showers
Oh my god, any sweat rings around your neck you start around your neck and your pits before it dribbles down
You start around your neck and your pits before it dribbles down
Wow, you're right his armpit sweat when he's not even doing anything we see it all the time
You always go from the neck down. This is goes straight down the center. There's no sweat right there. Holy shit I think you guys are I just drill the doubt. It's just
And I'd like I I'm around a lot of sweaty people
Yeah, and I know your common sweat locations Wow what he has is just somebody who?
Maybe he did have a water bottle fine, but then he just dripped guzzled it and just let it run down his face
Miss GP says I don't have a water bottle
She probably doesn't even drink water so this is from dabler's anonymous today
Here I am, at the gym when you forget. And you're all losers.
Hahahaha
Performing it, John.
So now John is filming himself at the gym to prove
that he's at the gym and that we're all losers.
Somehow, I don't know how.
You know how you know you lost, John?
When you have to go film yourself at the gym to prove to everybody that you're not a liar
That's how you've lost it life
The title of this thread is imagine living your life trying to prove things to strangers on a daily basis exactly
Before and after like I think everybody loves a good before and after like hey like this is me four months ago
I have a fat piece of shit. Here's me for a month later. I'm still a fat piece of shit
Right, that would be fun. I am a slightly fit a piece of shit. I love fun to kill
Fudgical 2018 says he expresses more joy when he beats his trolls
Than he did when his son got into Harvard ladies gentlemen, Jabel does that subs it up right there
That is it. I just want to point out John is moving back to Florida. Finally the house that he bought in, Florida and
He was talking about getting a different house
That's on a canal or on the ocean and getting a boat was better than carls
Yeah, he was talking about that for a certain point, but now he's not talking about that anymore
But he is saying he's gonna buy a boat
I'm gonna get another lab. I think as soon as I get my boat this guy
Working out. Yeah, yes a quad
Fucking Stan quad father anymore. Well, it quad is lifting using Anthony's background and that really bothers me. Oh, yeah
He's a huge compound guy. Can I point out that quad is actually working out?
Can I point out that quad is actually working out?
Somebody said a point devil play. It might've been a surely yesterday or maybe someone in the comments said, how funny is it that he's wearing a shirt says
headbangers ball? Yeah. Oh, the irony.
John's like, uh, what are you holding there?
That's a dumbbell. What'd you call me?
I'm going to get another lab. I think, as soon as I get my boat.
I'm going to get a lab and just cruise on the Gulf.
Some tasty waves and a cool buzz.
That's all I need.
So John is declaring he's going to get a dog and a boat
and cruise around on the Gulf of Mexico with his dog and his boat while getting drunk
Now coach God loves that I just want to point out that that's not gonna happen. Just not gonna buy a boat
Oh bet a lot of money on this. I hope you got a dog. Yeah, I'm worried about the dog already
He shouldn't get a dog he can't take care of a. I'd rather give high-pitched Eric a dog right now
Yes, I put you do a better job in Manhattan
With a dog quad father can do a better job walking a dog. Yes
Dog walking him more like a sleigh team arrangement
Alright, I can't believe I didn't get to these clips yesterday. We had a great discussion on here, but this is the craziest shit
So John explains the reason why he drinks they're they're trading 9-eleven stories and by trading I mean John keeps talking at quad
So John's telling quad father about the people he lost in 9-eleven and how he was scared about
He didn't know where his dad was and you know all these different things and details and listen to this shit
I'll tell you the saddest one
But this is why you know, this is this is another excuse for this
because
All right, then here's an excuse for why he drinks. He says for this he pulls up his core's light
So you got to think that it's just like oh well, you're traumatized and you're trying to self-medicate
Right, isn't that what you would assume if you're like, let me tell you the saddest 9-11 story I have. This is an excuse for this
Check this out
Because the
My brother-in-law got married at
Windows of the world in the World Trade Center on that Saturday night before 9-11
That whole catering crew went down with the buildings
on 9-11 except for the head caterer who was too hungover and was showing up late and then
he heard that the building got hit and he didn't go in.
So John's whole thing is that the reason why I'm an alcoholic is because someday
I might miss work with a hangover, and it'll save my life
Wait that's that what that's literally what he just said and it goes further every other clip after this can I can I wow?
I will tell you this guys. I've been late for work because I've been hung over many times
It's never led to good things never once was my boss just like let's get you that promotion
We've been about hangover save lives
That's what he's saying the wedding is actually a better hell wedding in 2001 is a better excuse why he's still drinking
But that's the craziest thing you ever heard it is but. But he goes on. He actually elaborates on this.
That's tragedy, man.
All the way around.
There's an advertisement for alcohol if you ever heard one.
No, we didn't hear one.
So he's saying that Budweiser should incorporate this into the campaign.
Maybe that guy could be the spokesperson.
You know, like some people eat subway sandwiches and lose weight and diddle children.
He passed away from cirrhosis. Oh shit
Oh damn it
Be part of a terrorist attack
So
That fucking grid oh we just had a segment on here
we were playing steeltoe clips and we played the steeltoe clip where I'm like, ugh. We just had a segment on here where we're
playing steel toe clips and we
played the steel toe clip where
Aaron was talking about Rocco
being hospitalized and Aaron
quickly said, I hope he does. I
hope he gets better. I hope I
hope he's doing alright and
Missy actually made an
assessment that Aaron is not a
narcissist. Now, we know that
John is. Oh, how does John
react to Rocco going to the hospital? The know, director, will you tend Rocco's funeral wedding crashes?
I fucking this guy, this is what happens, Carl.
When you start hating on a whole entire group of people,
that's the kind of karma that comes back and bite you in the ass.
So he was in a hospital and I'm happy to hear it.
I'm happy to hear it.
Now, I don't wish harm on anybody, but him, yes, I don't care.
I don't think, I think he just took the wind out of the sails
in that first sentence.
I don't wish harm on anybody, but him, yeah, for sure.
Actually, there's probably a big list of people
that I think about.
I imagine it's probably a lot longer list than that.
Think about what he just said there.
He goes, when you start hating on a whole group of people,
I don't think Rocco hates on people.
I think he goofs on John. I think he goofs on John.
I think he goofs on Aaron Imhol. So that group would be scumbags. Right. Okay. Uh, wolfcows. But I don't think he hates on them. John literally hates on people who are Trump supporters.
That's a whole group of people. Tens of millions. Tens of millions of people. Luckily for him,
karma hasn't gotten him yet. But this is how John thinks karma works karma things like oh
I can I can hate on anyone didn't get the vaccine and hope they die. That's fine
There's nothing bad will happen to me, but if someone who's my enemy goes to the hospital because of karma
He's stupid. You don't say yeah, that is not
Someone does something that you don't hey hey I don't see eye to eye, well so when you get sick you deserve that because of how I feel about you.
That's not healthy behavior John. That's very unhealthy my friend. Here's a hilarious super chat. I just wanted to point out.
It's healthier to just pound and insure. Right? Right But also somebody who always victimizes and this is where he is the narcissist where?
You know all you know rules for the not for me
Yeah kind of thing where you know whenever you talked about his his mother being sick or him not feeling well or anything in
His scope you know like oh
You're gonna
Off that you're gonna talk bad about my sick mother? Yep.
Like what?
Like nobody is, you're projecting that onto everybody else and you then act on that opposite
wavelength against everybody else who just thinks differently from you.
You brought up, Missy B just brought up my mother on WATP.
She stubbed her toe yesterday.
Think about that.
Is that who you want to be goofing on, anTP. She stubbed her toe yesterday. Think about that.
Is that who you wanna be goofing on,
an old woman who stubbed her toe?
But yeah, it's-
Chug clumsy bitch.
It's insane the way he thinks, or not thinks.
This is a great-
She's probably getting pocky as hark medication.
This is great.
So somebody puts this post in the Dan Wars
Now that says, the beloved chatterers are hysterical.
Worth two bucks?
I think, though.
And the shit show sends him two bucks and says,
do you call your balls the freak factory?
I said, shoot.
I fucking love that.
You said that to me.
I go, do you think he even knows what this means?
I don't even know. But it's very funny.
Some props to the other one.
And then PollutionLate7425 put this video up
on Dabbler's Anonymous.
Phenomenal job.
So this is from John's show from yesterday
where he had on his buddy clay dabler and this is
called John.
Who this like Andy Fah looking guy is.
Yes.
Yeah.
The British guy and this is John caught celebrating too soon again.
The legend, my man.
Thanks for the 10 bucks.
Muscle memory is type of procedural memory that allows people to regain muscle mass and strength more quickly after a period of inactivity if they'd previously train their muscles.
100. This is what john's been calling muscle memory, and everyone keeps, just said, that's what muscle memory is.
So watch this.
Just how excited.
Thank you.
Cause legends probably been to the gym.
He's a fucking athlete.
He knows about that shit.
Boom.
I can't do that.
He's a legend.
He's a legend.
He's a legend.
He's a legend.
He's a legend.
He's a legend.
He's a legend.
He's a legend.
He's a legend.
He's a legend. He's a legend. He's a legend. He's a legend. He's a legend. Shut up! He was at the gym all the time! He knows what he's talking about!
Shut up!
He knows what he's talking about!
Come on man!
Thanks for the tenner.
I never heard it used that way.
I was wrong.
Success without a success! Oh what a knockout! I was wrong
No, that's probably the fake legend maybe maybe maybe could be
Dude clay dabble you gonna let him fucking talk to you like that dude. Clea never shuts up
Yeah, oh my god. Oh, I know John just treats everyone like shit cuz he thinks he's better That was the realest John yeah ever by the way that little snap that he did
That was the realest of the real John John at least Kevin pays people before he talks to him like that
Oh, that's a good point
I was just gonna draw the parallel to Kevin Brennan who now no longer as anyone on the show he considers an equal to him
Kevin only has people on he can talk down to and that's like his thing and John does the same thing
but you're right he doesn't even pay them he just expects them to worship him because he's on the
Howard Stern show 20 years ago. It's really sad that was really made me mad for a second. It's
too bad that show didn't happen at Cometh Carlson. I would love for him to snap at somebody like me
or Mark like that. Oh, oh he would too
He's gonna sue you at one point. You'll see the clubs. I heard so waiting on that one
All right. I feel a little personally offended by that. Can I sue him? Yes
That's how lawsuits work. Whatever you feel like it. Okay, you just do it. He repudiated your feelings
That's my catchphrase now
Nike's gonna sue me. There's just a little flop on the end of the tail
Marybeth rosie, we have to hang out with her in Las Vegas along with her lovely husband Brian Johnson
She's very about the coolest shirt ever hello. What the coolest to key sure yeah, what was there to be shy for guys like?
It was cool. You made it right like it had like yeah. Yeah, it was awesome
Yeah, I can I can go get it actually you don't need to go get it. We can do a show
Missy be before Marybeth yes, we met at your live
Oh, have you met Missy B before, Mary Beth? Yes, we met at your live WATP.
Oh, right, in New York, that's right.
I remember that. Party on.
All right, you guys. That was one too.
Are you all ready to catch an alien with me?
Yes. Yes, that is the right answer.
Shut up!
Let's get...
Can we ask that now as a drop?
Yeah, we should grab that.
Thank you.
Chris is writing it down.
Someone in the comments too was just like, imagine what it was like being in his family.
That's what triggered me a little because it was like that kind of yelling of a narcissist
at you.
And I bet you his children have experienced that numerous times.
Each one driving them further from their gender
not to mention their father okay I didn't mean shut up your vagina forever or
shut up those tits off your chest I know that was either producer Chris is
getting moved to the bottom of this pile. I deserve it. Alright,
here we go. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch an alien. Are you ready
to play to catch going with Tommy T an alien? Go wrong. That's why airlines were one of
the first industries to be so heavily automated. So now you got people who go through thousands with Tommy T. An alien? Yeah, good on him Like how miserable must that feel to fly a 17-hour flight across an ocean? I hope you got an iPad
Yeah, they're probably not allowed to even use it
He's got to sit down and stare twiddling your thumbs checking them checking like the oil pressure every 15 minutes and making a record in
The law and then you got to ask the guy next to you who's looking at the same thing that you just looked at
Does that look the same to you? We just checked it 15 minutes ago
But you know the one time that you don't is probably off
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that's that's what you get relegated to after all those hours and all that stress
And yeah now being that you did have some time with the Air Force and everything else
When you when you see this UFO shit that they're all of a sudden now playing right can you pull up a tab two?
You know we'll play it then when when you see that shit. Do you think it's UFO?
Do you think it's the military our military because a lot of them seem to be right around military bases
Or do you think what did Tommy say next?
Here are your choices
number one
We don't know
B it's Fugezi.
Next, Russia.
Four, a false flag.
And lastly, a mystery.
To catch an alien. Wow, one and last year kind of similar now
I did happen to see when you called in to be dabbling live. Oh, yeah
I did see the card told you the answer is next uh-huh, and I don't know if he was fucking with us or not
I'm taking it just cuz I want to know if he's a dirty liar. Okay. That's very good. I'm gonna say be it's fugazi
What do you think Marybeth? I'll go if it's a false flag
That would be the dumbest thing for sure missy B. What do you think? I'm gonna go next Russia. That was my initial okay and
Producer Chris I went for gazing because I've heard him use it before
So one and last year kind of the same so we we all decided that that's not the answer
Let's see what happens. Do you think it's UFO?
Do you think it's the military our military because a lot of them seem to be right around military bases
Or do you think we don't know we don't think it's an alien fuck
We know it's not us. It's so boring. It's a boy
It's a fucking liar. He is a dirty fucking liar trying to make me look stupid.
And he did.
Yeah, he did.
He did make me look stupid.
No, I didn't look stupid.
No, I didn't look stupid. I was testing him to see if he was dead.
Oh, I feel like Aaron right now.
You made yourself look stupid.
I feel like Aaron is in trouble right now.
You made yourself look real stupid.
Oh man, you got... it's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
April is that you?
Oh, sorry.
Do you think that we don't know, and it might be like North Korea or China, that they have
been able to reverse engineer something that we haven't yet?
Hey, Tommy, it's not North Korea.
I can tell you that.
I can safely tell you that.
So this question is such a fascinating question.
That's all for this time.
Come back next time to find out if you have enough of Nicrocata's cocaine to catch an
alien.
Sit, Eugene, sit.
Good dog.
Lion potato.
No one has enough of Nicrocata's cocaineata's cocaine in a fucking evidence locker somewhere
I'll take his Molly
That's right. They never said they found any Molly. Oh his wife's name was Kayla. Oh right
What have we done today guys
By the way card if wins that round which is annoying what do we done today guys? By the way, Cardiff wins that round, which is annoying.
What have we done? We've done it all. We talked about the huge boob corner and Peter McLean
and his horrendous interviewing style. Maddox teasing his big TV show, nine episodes, a
full season of the alphabet of manliness or the encyclopedia of manliness, his new show. the show Lisa Boswell with some amazing drops that I'm sure will be on the board for years to come. Stuttering John is showing Quadfather how sweaty he is at the gym. We couldn't catch Nellie. You
know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of
the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts
To tease people to get them excited about it this episode sucked
They say but maybe the next one will be good and then they hear this they go
I think this is gonna be good. I'm gonna tune in despite my better judgment and
Here is what we'll be checking out on Wednesday
I'm doing pretty good had a pretty busy week with work and stuff, but I got to get home early, go home like
three hours early yesterday and I only had to work a three hour shift today, so.
Nice.
That must be really nice because I work like 10, 11 hour shifts.
And then of course we're joined by the man, the myth, the legend, the mom slayer, BD Horror,
also who runs the Horror Tavern.
How are you doing tonight, BD?
Yo, yo, yo, people and patrons of the night.
It is your boy, I am BD, the Baby Mama Bandit, the greatest superhero right now in Chicago.
And welcome back to the podcast.
I wish I could also work three hour shifts because I am packed up this week in terms
of working.
But I'm excited because now is the evening to get to chill and we're talking about some fun segments because the stories that
we're going to be discussing today are probably some of the most divisive amongst Goosebumps and
you're going to get some different takes in this episode so I hope you guys are excited for our opinion and of course
hit the subscribe button, hit that like button, it It's free The economy is expensive and if you don't the baby ball Amanda is coming after you
Okay, that felt like a like a meeting
Normal like zoom meeting with your colleagues show about
Junkies Spumps are outside. It's called I have junkies Episode 18 attack of the mutant versus the tale of the ghastly grinner
So what is the baby's mama band to do just like read the kids stories?
Real scared before bedtime watch out you better stay in your bed
Wow, so wow, don't be fun
Looking forward to doing that. All right, Missy B. Thank you so much for popping on today. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks for having me
Oh, it's great to see you anything that you want to promote
No, you just follow me on Twitter miss am first
for all your
Antisemitism needs just kidding. I love everybody. She's one of these people who's ripping menorahs out of front yard. Yeah
Guilty I'm just kidding. I love everybody. She's one of these people who's ripping Menorah's out of front yards. Yeah. Yeah.
Guilty. Guilty. Alright, Missy.
I'll talk to you soon. See you
in the discord, Missy. Yeah,
thanks for being here. Oh yeah.
I'm keeping an eye on quad for
you guys. Alright, appreciate
it. Yeah. Alright, we'll come
back in just a moment with
voicemails and reviews. But first, we have some
net news to attend to.
From YouTube, the ghost of Loplin Dunderbridge kicks us off
with Aaron saying Melton's audience is my audience through
my good graces might be the most stuttering john sounding thing
he's ever said. Bob Sacramento confesses. Carl, a no-effects nerd? Hmm. I recently started to skateboard again at age 46 to
get exercise. First song I put on my playlist for that was sticking in my eye.
Sheesh. Turns out I may like you Carl and WATP. Giana friendly opines. The topes are
growing on me. Legitimately pleasant opening. Ron Foulkes gushes.
Lisa Boswell.
Automatic thumbs up every time.
Matt Shanley with a deep pole.
Helga is Chuck Connors in Tourist Trap.
Brown Eyed Pinch notes.
Carl and his crossdresser obsession.
Chimp in a bow tie gripes.
Christ, Cardiff can fuck up the flow even when he's not there.
Jim Napoleon on Facebook boasts,
I only collect the finest of art,
and shares a pic of his one too many DVD.
Jimmy Horoff, not to be outdone, writes,
I got the movie and the book used on eBay
so he didn't get a piece of my money.
Scalp!
Judge Hardgroove shares,
I'm banned from commenting on YouTube for 30 days
for saying I wish SJ would die. Like Mara.
I can't believe YouTube would disrespect such obvious wit.
You should take that comedy to the road.
From Patreon, Brandon from Georgia is overwhelmed.
God damn Carl.
So much content.
Good stuff.
Justin Erb demands more steel-toed takedowns.
I love every second of it.
Solonis is outraged.
Zoo Culture Jim
does have memberships. SJ is lying. He thinks we can't use Google to verify his
claims. Deluxe is stunned. Can't believe Dr. Steve is walking around with a boner
after he checked Rocco's turd cutter. That was wacky. Maybe he saw Lucy's big
melons out of the corner of his eye. Lucy looking fly no doubt. And from
Reddit, fixit403 asks, just checking a hunch.
Did eye dubs ever become a talking banana?
Leonard Smalls is nice this week.
Favorite episode in a while.
Great to hear from Opie and Tom Myers again.
Carl's exasperation with Myers' alien invasion joke is the hardest he's made me laugh in
several Fortnights.
Dr. Ted Penis astronaut reports, Carl mailed me bed bugs.
The note said, since you couldn't attend, Carl is a cunt. for tonight's dr. Ted penis astronaut reports Carl mailed me bad bugs the note
said since you couldn't attend Carl is a cunt cultural hope ponders Ted tell me
you didn't earn those bad bugs and tuggy MLC plays us out with still probably a
better time than Potsdam
yeah I was actually watching the recap that Melton Melton finally came back to
the internet last night
Oh good did a recap of the vegas show mary beth. What were your thoughts about it? We haven't talked since we've gotten back
Do you guys have fun in vegas? It was so much fun
I loved all the shows like
the probably probably my least favorite was the uh,
live proctology
prostate exam because I I love that
I was I was enjoying that so much. Yeah, he was sitting there yelling be next be next
Well, there is someone sitting behind us that just was like this is gay and then stormed out
That's right. I forgot about that. Someone yelled. This is gay and then stormed out. That's right, I forgot about that. Someone yelled this is gay and laughed during that.
Jealous.
I mean, they're not wrong, but the guy's sticking a finger
in another guy's butt, it's pretty gay.
It was a medical procedure.
It was a medical procedure.
That's what they tell us.
So, Rocco told a pretty funny story
on Be Dablin' Live today.
I'll just sum it up real quick,
because I thought it was funny. So, he has friends who he knew in New Jersey ten years ago who now live in Vegas
So he invites them to the show and they have no idea about to key. They don't follow the devil verse
They don't know anything. They're just like hey, I'm doing a show. He didn't tell them anything come down
You're on the guest list and come watch it
so those guys all show up around the time WTP is on and then they watch to key suit and
so those guys all show up around the time WTP is on and then they watch toki suit and
They don't know what's happening or at a certain point
It's like three of his friends and they're like did he put all of this on just to fuck with us or something like people Are cheering on a puppet that he's dressed like a wrestler like it's so weird. So then
Rocco's getting the exam and he looks around the curtain and he sees his friends and everyone in the room is laughing and
Hooting and hollering and his friends look like they're watching someone die
Actively and he's like, oh my god. I should not have told them to come to this
They are so upset with everything they're watching right now
I thought we the same sense of humor, but obviously not. They think this is horrible.
He finds out that the guy just got word
that his brother was in a horrible motorcycle accident
and had to be helicoptered to the hospital
and might not live.
So the guy's sitting there after just finding that out
and watching this thing, and all Rocco's doing is like,
I failed miserably, my friends think I'm an asshole
and a loser.
This is all my fault.
Yeah, right, he was feeling nothing but self-loathing
That what a fucking weird turn of events that was so we had that guy actually call into the show
Live today and tell that story his brother
Swimmingly so yes. Yes, actually his prostate was fine. So that was good
Yeah, I was talking about was like Ray DeVito was supposed to do it too, and they chickened out
And then afterwards Ray's going I don't actually have health care. Maybe I should have done that like yes, right?
You should have done that it's an opportunity for a free prostate exam
You think Steve's gonna tell him no if he asked no no Steve was all for it Steve Why did the check right brothers balls my brother has no balls cuz he bowed out
Turns out you don't have
Testicles I mean I'm not saying my brother should have done anything with his balls at the show. I'm glad he didn't
honestly
You're a good brother. Yeah, Casey's is watching you're
listening. Grant, thanks for
not pulling your balls out of
Hackamania. Appreciate that. I
thought you really pussied out.
There's always dabble. Yeah,
dabble. There'll be a lot more
ball exams for sure. There's
always dabble. Oh boy. Uh Mary
Beth, do we have any new
reviews you'd like to read for
us? I'm not sure where you
guys left off of but I do have a few here. Okay
This one has no title but it says this is one of the worst podcasts I've encountered
They never do anything creative despite claiming to use a compressor to control the sound levels. The host frequently shouts
What are we talking about? It's impossible to listen to but I love Lucy
All right, that sounds like definitely a five-star review
And I do compress the audio. I know I do yell. What are we talking about quite loudly?
To one of my catchphrases that just do that
Let's see and then this one is titled, My Buddy Alex Stein.
And it says, he's not your buddy.
Hmm.
Um, is it Alex Stein right there?
Uh, is that a five star?
It is a five star.
Oh, okay, very good.
How dare you, not my buddy.
You'll come here a rat, buddy! Someone posted a photo of Lucy at the Omega Mart that we are in in Vegas.
Her new home.
In the Discord.
Alright, let's hit some voicemails and then we'll move on with our lives.
Thank you very much, Marybeth, for reading those.
Oh, I didn't do your plug yet.
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Hey, Carl, I was watching that Hackadania recap live video and not to be put on a watchlist
or anything for defending Vito here, but you were talking about his standup set and had
said, quote, a lot of Pito talk.
It was weird, understandable for most people.
However, you and Vinny, have you realized you host the show where you laugh about child rape pretty consistently
I don't know just some food for thought love the show though. Yeah, buddy keyword was laughing. It's a great point
Keyword was laughing. There was no one laughing. He's no he's bringing up. He's pretty good points, though
We do treat that in a way that I can see some people being offended by
especially the
children especially the kids are getting dittled like these guys are making how
much money on their page yeah for the trouble how many digits are I taking my
butt for these guys it's not for everyone I guess tune in Mondays live
Mondays one o'clock yeah if I know for yourself. I didn't get videos they won me over I listen alright
Yeah, you used to think it was kind of gross. Yeah
Disturbing oh dude once your soul dies you'll love it. Yes
Exactly once you realize there's no hope for humanity. You're like I might as well listen to the career
Yeah, it's like that a quote from the Watchmen comic book
He's like I realize when I realize everything is completely fucked being the one to tell you jokes
It's the only thing that makes sense. Yes, it makes sense
so I'm gonna distract it because someone posted a photo of Mary Beth in our discord and
It's I'll tell Brian. They watch the show. It's hubba hubba
Hey Carl, I'm still excited about the magic bag
But I kind of feel bad for you because
you're not getting, you know, super chats.
So I was wondering if I can sit in the front row and throw $5 bills on stage and yell vulgar
things at you.
That'd be pretty cool.
I don't know.
All right, chill.
All right, yeah, we don't talk about the Magic Bag.
It's not until October 25th, but tickets are available for the magic bag on their website
Come see us October 25th. It's a Friday night back in Ferndale near Detroit, Michigan
I believe it's to be called steel tober fast. It's gonna be
still to over fast like you've decided that but
Remember when you're purchasing tickets for this event and
I'm very excited about the lineup Eric Zane's gonna be there again
We also have Ted Williams the man with the golden voice is coming back for it again
Oh, of course all the drew lane. What did somebody leave a pie on a windowsill?
But we're gonna have the whole gang there, I'm very excited everyone looks forward to Detroit
We always have a blast we spend the weekend in Detroit
So when you purchase your tickets you can purchase the VIP meet-and-greet
Just make sure you also purchase tickets to the show as well the meet-and-greet is separate from the show you got it by both
And last year Wow nobody knew that
Yeah
A lot of poor readers out there. It was fun, but for moment a little awkward. Then it got fun again. Well,
I want to spend the meet and greet talking to people and not getting everyone's name on the
guest list. So that's my point. Hey, hey, hey, Carl, it's Jeremy. I am all in for Hack to the
Future. That sounds absolutely fabulous with Lisa Boswell. Hey, is that gray sports all the night?
Lisa Boswell. Hey, is that grace for it's all the neck
Is this the enchantment under the sea
No, he was at the clock tower I think at the time we had to connect all the
35 Jigawatts
21 Is a bullet-proof 25 jake was
Okay, who are the rest of the characters in this it's a good question who plays Michael J. Pines you're gonna be Marty, right? It's gonna be Marty. All right. I'm down with that
You can put on those cool little tight jeans. Don't put you out. I'll be Huey Lewis
I like this get a bit I like the plan that Marty comes up with.
He's like, all right, so I'll be raping my mom
in the front seat.
And then you come up and punch me in the face like,
whoa, are you thinking this through right now?
Why you're raping your mom in the front seat?
This seems like a terrible plan.
You know, I don't want to make the obvious
cast-y joke here for that role.
But you really just set yourself up.
I see what you did there. I see what you did. care for that role. But you really just set yourself up.
I see what you did. I see what you did. I didn't even have to. This is more Jeremy come back in again to do more of Lisa being Doc Brown.
People, people love this idea. I think it's a good idea.
Carl, Jeremy again, I'm literally driving in my car and all I can,
all I'm doing is presenting Doc Boswell lines like the Libyans if my calculations are correct
when this son of a bitch gets 88 miles an hour you're gonna see some serious shit That's awesome. That's all I got. Sorry, I didn't have time to paint it.
And I fell off the toilet and I hit my head.
And then I drew this.
And then I had the idea for the flux capacitor.
Can you believe that?
I could listen to this all day.
I know.
What's Gary talking about, I wonder?
Hey, Judy.
Do you believe that Stuttering John
is a man who's been in the business for a long time? I could listen to this all day. I know what's Gary talking about? I wonder hey, Judy
Do you believe that stuttering John really hired a private investigator?
Named Dustin to dig up dirt on his enemies and rivals
He's far too cheap. Oh, yeah, I forgot he is cheap
Well, they're just like quick conversations out between him and judy was next door for that one
Well, what happened to his neighbor? What was his neighbor's name?
Die. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I just imagine those two like take time
Off between mourning the child that I assume they lost and calling your show.
Those those are two hobbies. Alright, so here's another idea
for Lisa Boswell. I like Doc Brown, but this one might be a
winner as well.
Hey, this is Jason from Atlanta. First time, whatever. Just
time whatever just wanted to point out the whole reality trans whatever podcast really seems like Lisa Boswell is putting on the whole Harry Carrey voice
from Saturday Night Live thought it was pretty funny someone I talked to at work and brought that up
Anyways
Producer Chris you're awesome. Carl go fuck yourself and Annie. You're here
Talk to you later. Bye
Cubs win
Cubs win. Hey, if you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?
I know I would Hey, if you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?
I know I would. I'd smother myself in mustard. I'd be delicious. Can you believe that? Yeah, Will Ferrell was playing Lisa Boswell instead of Harry Carrey all that time.
Just changed the makeup.
Alright, Kyle Patagoner.
I also hear a little bit of that one future Bart when he's a big fat ass.
I wash myself with a rag on a stick. Please continue.
All right. That is it. Now that reference is pretty deep right there.
Well, we're at the end of the show.
Hey, it's the count photographer. I have a a I dub story. It's a very stupid story
but a long time ago I was marketing director for some startup video game and he
some one of those kickstarter bullshit ones and he reviewed it and
He was like wow this fucking game sucks and everything about this looks like shit
And I commented clean your room because in the early days of YouTube
He just screamed with like the dirtiest room shit all over his mattress
And after my comment, he never ever ever had a dirty room again
So I like to take credit for his success
Adding an element of professionalism that was missing that elevated him to the heights of YouTube fame
And now he's a fucking cuck because he didn't have me
Go fuck yourself. All right, Very inside info from Kyle photographer.
Thank you for that.
I don't know if this is responding to me or not, but it says, uh, last slide says, why
does everyone say that she came onto him and he pulled away.
But the plan was, he got to remember what the plan was that he was going to be getting
handsy with her in the front seat.
And then George comes in and punches him out. That was out that so grants gonna play George, right? Yes for sure
All right last one here call I totally concur anything that Josh Homme does it's complete gold
Yep, I'm in particular
Love is drumming with EODM and I think he has the best voice in rock and roll of anyone
not named Devin Townsend.
You've got to check him out.
Also I wanted to point out when you brought up Believe All Women, that movement, what
I got a kick out of with that movement was maybe about a year after that big old movement
went out, they released the Emmett Till movie and then they did a monument of them in Washington
And my question was to all the believe all women people. How'd you feel about that? Oh
No
You're the people who killed Emmett Till just so you know
Little woke dad there for ya
Thank you, that's my favorite call ever I never thought about that oh is he
right Wow shit that lady they should have
believed her I guess is my point can't believe all women especially Mary Beth
Rosie can we put that on a bracelet we saw those yeah a new movement oh she get those for
devil can put him on a keychain somebody keychain the devil guy if you guys have
keys and I know something you do you're gonna want to come to devil
God do
Carlton comedy comm Vinny. What are you up to we do the creep off on Mondays at 1 o'clock on the creep off YouTube channel
This month we are celebrating pride. That's right creep off. We are starting off Monday. We're going down the letters
We're gonna start with creepiest L
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Check it out. Check us out on YouTube and I will also add to Apple con two is going to be taking up so much of my life over the next couple of months. I really hope you guys make it worth me putting all this effort into.
I wanna see you guys there.
We're going to have a lot of fun
and we're doing a lot of planning right now.
Yeah, make Julie's team do it.
I might.
I might.
We have a meeting coming up, so we'll figure that out.
All right, Mary Beth, always great to see you.
Thanks for popping on today.
Yeah, thanks for having me.
She's the best.
She is.
So cool seeing you guys and hanging out with you guys and
Vegas that
That park that we went to what was it called?
Part that was that was a pretty cool place
It was great seeing you. Do you have to keep bringing Brian around though?
I was gonna go see Penn and tell her with you, but I know and then he was all like third wheeling
A plane has hit I watch a Carly
Go fuck yourselves have a good week man. That good week. Man, that was a good episode.
That was a good episode. I enjoyed that.
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