Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep525 - The Huge Boob Corner

Episode Date: June 9, 2024

Peter McClane lives in Vegas and he’s obsessed with big boobs. Well, not big boobs. We all like big boobs. This guy is a little different. He’s obsessed with huge boobs! You can’t find bras for ...these things. These are the types of boobs that, in third-world countries, have to be supported by child slave labor. Vinnie Paulino joins us to remind everyone that obese women in porn are not beautiful. Then Maddox has a new announcement that’s a real head scratcher. Missy B joins the show to analyze Aaron Imholte’s personality and determine if he’s a narcissist. Nick Rekieta finally streamed and addressed Aaron tattling on him and getting him and his wife arrested. We watch Aaron’s reaction to it and boy was that a miss for Steel Toe. After that we check in on That Reality Show from a month ago and get some more timeless drops from Lisa Boswell. Finally, Stuttering John has a 9/11 story that is the reason why he drinks, another round of To Catch An Alien, Internet News, Maribeth Rosie reads new reviews, and we listen to your voicemails. Tickets are on sale for DabbleCon 2 on August 16th and 17th – https://www.carlsoncomedy.com/ https://thecreepoff.com/  https://onlyfans.com/maribethrosie  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:02:36 Unedited also just a reminder when you go to whoarethese.com get our mailing address of course Tokyo Glow Made another fantastic jerk-off puppet one for producer Chris. Thank you, Tokyo. Yes continue to sell Chris is over here He does do that from time to time so I can see why you would be confused out there guys tickets are on sale for hack a mania. No, I still have my notes still. You're doing a bit. Devil con too is happening August 16th and 17th at the comedy at the Carlson Carlson comedy.com is where you
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Starting point is 00:03:45 It was a suggestion from Alex. Alex gangrenously came up with this one. Thank you. All the credit goes to him for this job. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed. It was just beforehand. Let's get into a show that's hosted by Peter McLean. And as you might've heard in that cold open intro, the producer Chris produces for us each week, he has to start off with the Mr. Skin thing, the puns to start things off. And welcome back to another episode of the Huge Boob Corner, a show that is a breast of fresh air. And today my guest is such a beautiful woman and I'm very, very excited
Starting point is 00:04:19 that she's here. So first off, I just have to say, if you're going to do the pun thing, you got to go two. You got to go two or more. You can't just do one, a one-off pun. Agreed. Right? A breath of fresh air. You can't go with anything else after that. So let me just play the intro to the guest that was on this show and then I'll let you take it away, Vinny, because you have an interesting guest that you're going to introduce us to. I mean, I will have to take you down a very long roller coaster. Okay good with it I'm good with this so Maryland Mason is the guest on the episode that I watched it was good Yeah, have you had other people ask you to do their shows? Yes, okay, and you just and I'm also nervous
Starting point is 00:04:56 So a little bit so it's like ah, you know, you have a good guess when he goes I didn't whatever asked you to be in a podcast before That's how you know your bookers really killing it for you. I was a little nervous. I wasn't sure I was going to fit in an Uber. Holy shit. This woman is, so I did a little bit of research today and normally I don't mind it. Today was rough because this woman does full on fat chick porn and she does it with other fat chicks and there's guys sometimes I don't know how they're getting it up, but it's nuts. They're hard to find. Sometimes it is fucking crazy. What's going on with this woman? So I get the big boobs part, but when it comes on a giant body, I don't get the big boobs part anymore
Starting point is 00:05:33 Yeah, cuz now they're not really big boobs. Yeah, they match You know, I'm not gonna shame these women and here's why number one Greatest time I ever had in a strip club. there was a woman who looked very similar to that like this Oh, yeah and what she did she would walk up to you and you put money in your mouth and she would take both of them and Collapse them over your head and then just pull your head through like a boob car wash
Starting point is 00:06:01 Dollars disappear how you ended up with a moon head and I'm smiling That's what happened Rounder got smushed are you ready to meet Africa sex? Oh, yeah? Well, let me ask you a question hypothetical sure when you hear the name Africa sex What do you picture in your mind black porn star okay? Why my clothes well? I feel like we might have a bait and switch. I don't know what this person is. Give it a look. All right. She's extraordinarily beautiful and extremely busty. I'd love to welcome to the show Africa sex.
Starting point is 00:06:40 That's the worst AI filter I've ever seen. Kyle Dunnigan doing a new character? Carl. What the fuck is going on? If it wasn't already, you know, people coming on her face, they'd be shooting water in her mouth for a prize. This broad looks like the circus, circus side. Yes, she does. Well, she is kind of a freak.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Yeah, and so wait, she does porn and children's birthday parties. Is that what you're telling me? You'll find out later. She's a mother and she's very proud of it. Okay, like number two. This is great I want to kind of highlight the dynamic between his guests. This guy is a boob hound Yes, he calls himself the big boob hound the big boob hound and Boob hound I should say you know along the lines of when he introduced your guest Huge boobhound I should say. You know, along the lines of when he introduced your guest, it's the only reason you're here is for the tits. Now watch him introduce this woman
Starting point is 00:07:29 and thank her for being there. Glad you could make it on the show. Thank you for inviting me. Oh, you're welcome. Well, yeah, I mean, I was, I mean, you're, you definitely qualify, so. Yay. You're here for your tits. Yeah, well, I'm glad you play that clip because this guy Peter and every time we do one of these shows
Starting point is 00:07:51 Where it's like they're interviewing porn stars unless it's Adam 22 Mm-hmm that guy actually has confidence and knows how to do this kind of thing Yeah, the rest of them are like a bunch of MGA type guys who are dorks who are really into porn like I want to talk To porn start off there to show and then I get back to porn stars. This guy is so nervous. Yeah. So anyway, so awesome. So you're, you're actually, you're new to Vegas still.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Do you consider yourself pretty new? Yeah. This is his first question and he's stuttering and stammering. He has no idea. and he's stuttering and stammering. He has no idea. And just this real quick and then we'll get back to Africa sex. So if you weren't turned off by this woman,
Starting point is 00:08:33 Marilyn Mason yet, wait until you hear about this. This is why she likes Vegas. I'll just be real with you. I think, and I'm diagnosing myself, I think I have hyperhidrosis. Like I am a sweater. Oh yeah, okay. I think I have hyper hydrosis like I am a sweater Dry heat is excellent for that or air conditioning or the cooler the walk-in cooler. Oh She does look like she should be hanging on a hook
Starting point is 00:09:01 Could you imagine if that things on top of you and it's sweating? Don't open your mouth. So this, let me ask you a question. You saw Africa sex. Do you think these people can be interesting? No. Like they're giant titted porn stars. Right. Is there anything interesting there just at surface level? I'd be shocked if there was. Okay. That's how this usually goes. Yeah. The sexier the topic or whatever the more boring it is. Okay. Well, you're correct. Probably not. Here's my clip three. Anyway, so But yeah, so I just wanted to
Starting point is 00:09:40 maybe start with how you got started in the adult industry if you wanted to talk about that. I started as an exotic dancer then I got pregnant and Then I didn't know what to do because you need more money to take care of another person. So some Then I started doing this Okay, I started doing videos. Okay videos. That's how long this woman is been around So there oh look a stripper who got pregnant. Let's put that one on the board everybody. Yeah, wow shocker. What a revolution Didn't finish college cheese. Yeah now your dad
Starting point is 00:10:20 by who Shocked so when are we getting to the boobs Carl? Yeah, let's get to it. Yeah, no wait He'll ask another stupid question number four. So was your first Adult was so the first thing so did score contact you initially to model for them. I Have no like Santino Lee. I don't know if no, no, I don't think he said that one up, because I have no idea. This is the episode I listened to, and a lot of the questions end with I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Yeah, she's really dumb. And for those of you just listening, her breasts, like at home, I have a body pillow, it's supposed to be good for your back. Yeah. That's what we're looking at. These are not fun bags. No, there's nothing fun about these bags at all. Yeah, that's what we're looking at these are not fun bags No, there's nothing fun about these bags at all
Starting point is 00:11:07 Yeah, I was actually think this in my mind like at what point do breasts go from like fucking a to fucking no, dude If somebody told me to carry these I'd be pissed. Yeah Right, but alright, so I want to give her the benefit of the doubt. You said that she's a single mom, right? Yeah, she's probably also a drug addict and that's why she can't answer questions real well. I'm hoping she's very high Yeah, give her the benefit of the doubt you said that she's a single mom, right? Yeah, she's probably also a drug addict That's why she can't answer questions real well. I'm hoping she's very high. Yeah, give her the benefit of the doubt Yeah, so the Carl I was intrigued by part of this interview by clip number five Okay, he asked her about her very first scene and she says it was very memorable. Why do you ask? Well, let's find out Where was the camera crew the next building over? On the shuttle.
Starting point is 00:11:50 The person I was supposed to be working with gotten to an accident. So I had to tell him, you know, I have a friend that just moved down here from LA and we can use that guy. And then they were all excited about it until they found out he was, we would have been both of us Nubian and he, they didn't want that. They wanted two separate. So there was meetings and meetings and meetings all day long trying to figure
Starting point is 00:12:15 out what to do. So that was weird waiting around, like you're all made up and then you're waiting around because they keep having meeting back to back meetings after like, what should we do like what should we do as you do is the guy? Okay We're just gonna glance past that yeah, the guy is supposed to do the scene with they died in a horrific wreck But that I thought my buddy calls me out Yeah, so then I brought in a black guy and they had to have a million meetings about it That's pretty fun, which is insanity and by the way, honey
Starting point is 00:12:41 Not a great way to impress the new bosses just so you know, that's a good point Not great way and no it wasn't memorable because they asked her to do something She was uncomfortable. No, it turns out it was just casual racism. Oh, okay. What's going on? That's cool. So They asked her They said they go went ahead and let EDR perform. They let him do his thing They he asked her what's that our word for it now that he asked her, what's that R word for it now? Like instead of no-goes or new ports or basketball players, ours is EDR. Maybe I like it. So they asked, he asked us like, so what was it like? What was your first seed? Like you can listen to this. Listen to her
Starting point is 00:13:15 takeaways. Okay. Actually shooting with them was great. Okay. And they're shitty. They had a studio then. So that was great too. They had a bidet that was my first experience with a bidet. Was that a little surprising the first time you used that? I did not know what that was. Okay. I fell in love with it. It was great. They had a studio, there was some lights, there was a camera, and I was finally able to properly clean my asshole. Yeah, I would think that the studio is for big women like this by the way they call themselves BBWs I had to look this up it's not a category that I'm perusing beached whales no no it's big beautiful women oh they have to put in the word
Starting point is 00:13:58 beautiful all right I was close which is just like all right just lie to us that we'll fall for we're idiots us guys. We don't know any better Then there's B. You W's that's a whole other fucking category someone wrote her a prescription for Lizzo Just embrace it you're fine all right. I gotta go back to Marilyn Mason can I just throw one thing on this real fast number seven is him tagging that fucking dork, okay? Oh, yeah, that's what I've heard people say that that you know the first time You know once you go bidet you can't stay away Wow I've never heard that No, no, no, I like how she's impressed with it. Did you see this how proud of himself?
Starting point is 00:14:41 He was yeah that he gave a smile like uh-huh How proud of himself he was that he gave a smile like uh-huh, uh-huh Okay, that was rough. Yeah, this guy's a dork all right, so Marilyn Mason you're probably thinking like well kind of sounds like Marilyn Manson Mm-hmm right so he asked like wow that's pretty clever name. He came up with well turns out She's full of clever names Even like today like I'm always gonna bring it back to the milk my websites Maryland milk to me calm Oh, yeah, but yeah, I just looked up, you know different M names and Mason just sounded right, you know
Starting point is 00:15:14 Yeah, everybody thinks it's like a tribute to Marilyn Manson. I'm like, no, it's just like it works you know, cuz I am alternative and yeah, whatever, you know, because I am alternative and whatever. I love all my Instagram handles and Twitter and everything are all like titney spears and like jolly porn tits and like, I'm trying to think, I have so many, Conway Titty and Breast Midler and you know, I could just, I mean, you love this, right? The titty part. So I'm like, I got more. What else do I have? Oh, right now I have nips of an angel there you go that one I also kill them with fineness like anyway, so yeah, all right somebody. I just looked at each other Dolly porn tits
Starting point is 00:15:58 If you feel stupid for thinking that was good Wow that was on my top three of the list you gave Thinking that was good. Wow. It was on my top three of the list she gave to be honest with you So her name Marilyn Mason. Yes is not a pun correct. Okay I was she also goes by titney spears that way titty which I like that one breast middler Conway titty is just seems like way too obvious of a choice. Yeah, it's pretty like a guy's name is correct All right So you would I heard in the clip that you played they're talking about this publication called score And this is I guess they're Vegas based this guy's Vegas based and so the this woman also worked for score and
Starting point is 00:16:37 They're wondering why it's not doing as well as it used to do. Yeah, it's just weird that they've had to Contract so much. I mean, I'm wondering because I mean, I know that for instance, their print issues have gone down in the last few years, they used to do monthly, but now I think they just do quarterly. So for their for their main issue score, and then there are other ones, voluptuous and BB XL or XL girls, stuff like that. Those were always kind of so it's just it's yeah, it sucks that that they've had to scale back since then. I wonder why. I wonder if maybe...
Starting point is 00:17:08 Well, I have some theories. I have some theories too. You mentioned it's a print publication. Gee, I wonder why they're going out of business. They're not making as many anymore? What's going on? Into what? The fuck do you think is happening? So let's hear what her theory is. She has a theory on why they've had a scale back. So I was told back in the day that like the overall audience is requesting me quite often, but, and this is just word of mouth,
Starting point is 00:17:34 but the owner of Skor doesn't like tattoos. He likes, that's why they always like kind of vanilla me up. They like, they they kind of sometimes they go a little They can their makeup artists can make girls look older and more humdrum You know what I mean? So they're doing everything they can to make this woman Semi-attractive I highly doubt the tattoos were the problem with this overweight Well, I would agree that there had to deal with and bring in and do photo shoots of. And she says, yeah, you know, the, uh, the owner, you know, he wants all the women to look old. Well, that's true. Then yes, they should go out of business. That's definitely not a great tactic. So then she explains there's
Starting point is 00:18:17 a specific person that she worked with over at score and she is the problem and Peter socks. Yeah, she's the problem and Peter socks. Yeah. She's the problem. If you want to ask why I think score's going down, it's our, it's her. They're my cause I've had other guests talk about that and they've brought up another person, a woman who works for their company, who I don't, I don't remember because they didn't name her either.
Starting point is 00:18:42 So I just, I just wonder if that's the same person. Well, no, I'm just saying it's it's just like it's just interesting because You know you'd think that Yeah, that You know, you wouldn't want to hurt your brand and for some reason, you know making certain decisions if that is the outcome but then again now, but the thing now though is is You know with I
Starting point is 00:19:13 Was just looking at my board. Yeah, what the fuck right was that guy trying to make right there? He had no idea. It's like can I just feel your boobs? Yeah, I know that might be yet He might be so mesmerized. We're gonna get there. Okay. Let's get into a penny, okay? Do you want me to go to that? Well, please take it over. I'll tell you what 53 minutes in of this fucking show before he got to a boob question Carl Jesus, okay 53 minutes in and it's a stupid one. Oh, why number two questions are I would have a by number 12, okay? at one. Oh well most poop questions are I would imagine. By number 12. Okay. I'm curious were you like in say your group of friends and stuff like that? Did you always have like the biggest boobs of the group? Yes. Yeah? Ah I hope so. Yes. Could you imagine? If she was envious of another girls boobs? This guy's not great at asking questions but what I think he's doing Carl What the same thing Stern used to do he's trying to get these girls to trust him He's trying to ask all these innocuous questions before things start going really downhill and he starts getting creepy
Starting point is 00:20:14 Keep keep with me here. Okay. You think it's a strategy. I agree, but okay 13 Second question could be worse than the first right wrong hit it. I mean, so I'm curious, because with with, you know, with natural boobs, I know that there usually is, you know, it's not always a I always love them. But how, I mean, have you how have you felt about having huge boobs throughout, I assume, most of your life? I love it. It's how she makes a living. Yeah. Well I know right. I mean they're a burden for sure She could probably lose a lot of weight be very helpful for her back has to be fucked up
Starting point is 00:20:52 Oh, well notice how she's sitting right now She came and sit up without her arm behind her keeping her up the tripod stay with me, right? Yeah, these questions are to start getting a little creepier and a little creepier. Okay. Number 14. He asked actually the only good follow-up question I've heard of asked all this time. All right. So I mean, would you say that there's a, do you have a favorite thing about, you know, about having huge boobs? Okay. That they're soft and sometimes like, cause I don't have a man or anything,
Starting point is 00:21:21 so I don't have to, I don't have anyone to cuddle or anything, but sometimes when I need a little softness I can just like lift them up and then just or just lift them up and then just like rest my face yeah yeah it's a little bit of gentleness for the day Yeah. No, well, that's that's the nice thing about Natural boobs is how soft they can be Sloppy fucking mess these boobs are it's like I can carry a pillow with me and do the same thing that she just did It's winkle in his eyes, but she stuck her face in it now. Okay. What's the follow-up question to that number 15? Can you suck your own titty? No, no, okay. Here we go down the rabbit hole I'm I'm like I feel like it would be difficult for say somebody to go out in public with you if they were if you
Starting point is 00:22:10 Were like with each other and and and the guy was like a boob guy and he couldn't resist just I mean I don't know would you would that would that bother you if he did stuff in public or with it's like let's save that for Home or would that I have to pause this. Yeah. So in this question, he's inferring that she might have a boyfriend who isn't in the boobs. Yeah, that would be weird. I just like your personality. I like the brains. But so he obviously can't control himself. No, is it we're
Starting point is 00:22:39 learning because he's going off here with a guy is obviously gonna like his start spurting out over the rest right for home or would that be something that I've been in that situation yes it will bother me okay okay I'm also a mother so yeah mother yeah I'm always thinking little kids what's your accent I can't figure it out goes okay I'm pretty sure yeah you don right yeah, you don't want it. You don't want people to be inappropriate in those settings No, so um but like
Starting point is 00:23:22 You know That's just the first clip the tip of this breakdown clip 16 Yeah, being a boob guy though can be difficult because you have to you have to you have to hold those impulses at bay Uh-huh. I have a feeling he doesn't that would be my doesn't I think he just impulse. Yeah, right. I think my clip number 17 makes starts putting into picture what his kink is, okay? Public I don't mind kissing and holding hands. Okay, okay, so there's a little bit of public affections fine, okay, okay public affection He wants it about public affection, right? Okay kissing and holding hands clip number 18 Holding hands. What are we talking? She's like we kiss it all heads porn star So it's handed public. I like how he goes right back. Okay good to the poet to the public affection thing He stayed right out of that Jack. Here we go. My life is not not a hand in your top or anything
Starting point is 00:24:20 Just just just Karen helping to carry them around No, just just just Karen helping to carry them around Yeah I don't even know if that's a motorboat He's like so so we can hold hands if are you sure I can't just put my hand in it. Yeah, I have it I think he's asking fucking groping giant titted women in public. I think is this guy's kink Well, I think he would do it also in private too if he could I don't think he gets these girls in private all that Often probably is the the issue there
Starting point is 00:24:49 Wow, so this guy started the show Just so he could talk to girls with huge boobs It's similar to that show drew belcher that guy that Christian Blatt brought to Vegas And he was doing the same thing except for he had good taste in girls He actually found attractive girls to talk to but he also sounded like an idiot talking to them. And all these guys are really bad at interviewing these girls because this is their thing and they think they have a shot.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Like they're trying to be impressed them, right? He spent, like I said, 53 minutes before things started, he started talking about boobs and eventually fixated on grabbing them in public. The most of this is the most innocuous, boring industry talk, right? Which is the worst thing. It's like, you don't want to hear comics talk about comedy. You don't want to hear porn stars. Here's a perfect example of that. Because when she got hired by this company, to finally start doing porn
Starting point is 00:25:45 She explains what was great about it. They were great and they were long and they were fun and they were they had awesome sets That's the one of the cool things about their studio is they had so many different sets and they were all I mean whoever Decorated for them was really good at their job You know, I know I can probably speak for all of us, because we're all guys here. That when I'm watching porn, I don't care what overweight the girl is or how hairy she is. I just want to see a nice set. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:10 You know what I mean? Flowers add a nice touch. Flowers add a nice touch, but I really want to believe that is your bedroom. You know how I know it? You know how I know that doesn't matter? Because there's no AVN for set director. Yeah, you know what?
Starting point is 00:26:22 That's a good point. Could you imagine? And now we're not waiting for a third AVN for set director. You know what? That's a good point. Could you imagine? And now we're not ready for a third AVN for set direction. Yeah. All right. So these these BBW movies that she does are not the same as the mainstream and she's she's bummed out about that. No, I would really love to make actual movies because unfortunately BBWs are not being casted in some of the coolest roles. You know, I go to AVN every year and I see these things that these other girls
Starting point is 00:26:52 are in and I'm like, I want to do that so bad. Like I love acting. So I'm like, okay, fine. Listen, I'm going to, yeah, we'll get there. Yeah. It's not acting. It's not, but I love the fact that she's just like, these big production pieces that people do in these big films, they just want like, attractive girls in them. What the fuck's up with that? Why wouldn't they want a big, fat, disgusting,
Starting point is 00:27:14 sweating hippo. Yes, sweating. To be in their big budget porn film. I don't quite understand it. See, and here's the thing, it's not like the regular movies, because in the regular movies movie she would have a shot The attractive like star always has kind of the frumpy ugly best friend Melissa
Starting point is 00:27:30 I already gets that role it bored the best friend is always also just slightly less hot correct Yeah, you have no prayer. That's a good point all right So what are her ideas though if they're not making these movies that she wants to be in Maybe she has some great ideas for what she could do Um, so i'm curious then are or do you have any specific ideas that come to mind that you really want to do? So many cosplays so many parodies I have a couple of original characters, too. I have my cousin tundra All right, but she's my cousin. It's not me. Okay. Okay. Yeah
Starting point is 00:28:04 Um, I's my cousin. It's not me. Okay. Yeah My boyfriend's it's treacherous like every time they house it for me. It's just like It always happens. Okay. She's so creative. What an artist she makes up original characters I want to do cosplay. It sounds like they're already cosplaying the golden girls at that set that you're out there already Yeah, it's up'll all up to be older What does she want to dress up? Well, I'm glad you asked that for Mr. Chris because she explains one of the Costumes that her and her assistant are working on My assistant and me are literally making a schedule this week to be like listen We are gonna finish this rock-a-doodle
Starting point is 00:28:48 Yeah, I think I think so yeah I guess she's to be the thing in the tree Could find her a fucking black blanket to throw over did you guys know what rock-a-doodle was cuz he didn't cartoon it like 91 or yes It's a 1991 movie. I'd never heard of it my life. I don't know how I did that Wow And she's just like I got this awesome idea I play these characters that looked exactly like me and talk like me those are original characters
Starting point is 00:29:16 And then I also want to dress up as rock-a-doodle Yeah, you should have a better chance of starting at the port remake of Jurassic Park yes Now that it would make some sense that's a funny parody the fucking triceratops of that lady fists to get the stool sample that be her I don't have the clip on here, but one of the parodies you wants to do is Edward scissorhands And he goes oh you played though. Why knowing a writer characters you know no no no It's a price yeah, she already plays fatty fork fingers Fork fingers! That's a funny idea.
Starting point is 00:29:50 And actually, Edward Penis Hands was made in the 80s. That's true, yeah, it's already been done. So let's talk about other parodies, because Rocket Dude, I don't know if that's going to catch on. What else you got? And so you've got Edward Scissorhands, or that character from Edward Scissorhands, and you talked about parodies, like what kind of parody would you, besides like Rock-A-Doodle and Edward Scissorhands?
Starting point is 00:30:12 So I had done a Rock of Love parody from Michael's dating show. Yeah, yeah. We did one episode, since then, my cousin Tundra tried out for season four. Okay, there's no season four But yeah, i'd love to do more Because I just love that show so much that I would love to do more episodes of that show What the hell are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:30:39 Brett michael's reality show rock of love is her other rocket doodle and brett michael's reality show rock of love is her other rockadoodle and Brett Michaels reality show Brett Michaels cock of love. Oh god She's wants to fuck the guy from poison. So what this comes down to is it not creative ideas? Yeah, but they could probably could get Brett Michaels for this I would imagine he's probably fucked some pigs in his day. Every road has a store car. He knows how to do it All right. I think that's about enough of the store car. How to do it all right? I think that's about enough of this for me. What else you got baby Well, I got this one story that she told uh that really kind of fascinated me because I think she's full of shit
Starting point is 00:31:14 Okay, and I want your opinion on this because like he tries to do like these behind-the-scenes exposes on the porn industry and Africa sex is a stupid person as we've discovered obviously they asked her about her first seed She tells a story about the bidet la la la So I would smash my head through the table if I was this guy but he keeps it together so he could get to His perv part my clip number eight, okay But so when you started with them like did they did you already know you were gonna be doing like boy-girl stuff Or was it like you started mate with solos and then they brought that up to do hardcore? Well, I had already worked with some companies.
Starting point is 00:31:51 So maybe it was them. Yeah. Maybe it was them reaching out. I don't know. So who did you work with first? So do you remember who the first company was that you worked for worked with No Wait for it. I would kill myself. I would smash my head through a fucking table
Starting point is 00:32:13 You just listen to talk about a bidet the cameras and the lights. What was your first see like it was like this Oh, I was already working for another company doing yeah, okay, and this is the first scene I'm asking about your first scene. Okay. Clip number nine. What was your first scene? Take two. Okay. Okay. I just remembered that there was, yeah,
Starting point is 00:32:31 there was, there was a bunch of like, not a bunch, it was a bunch of like kind of racial stuff. Then, now you don't really find it, but it was a bunch of racial stuff. Are you curious? I'm a little curious now, yeah. I do declare Africa sex when you're done scrubbing them floors That's fine paws over here for a hand in a mid-jule. Like what the fuck is she talking about? What is she talking about turns out actual racism clipped that oh good
Starting point is 00:32:58 Okay, I just like there was a girl that I was working with I found out we were both doing the same scene and She was getting paid a little more for it than I was. And I was like, we're doing the same exact thing. Our rooms look exactly alike, except they were different colors. They fixed them up exactly alike. We're going to be right next door. Why is she getting more money than I am? next door. Why is she getting more money than I? And you never had a straight answer about that? You just like... No, they told me. They told me. Because you're fat and ugly and stupid. This is the thing. Women always think they're doing the same job no matter what they're doing. Like WNBA stars are like, why am I not making
Starting point is 00:33:39 $30 million a year? Because you can't dunk. That's why yeah you're three minutes off the bench you piece of shit yeah Is there a chance that maybe the person was that brand new and it wasn't their very first see that the other person You know maybe had a little seniority Maybe she was gonna put a two by four to pussy or something fucked up Maybe she gets 80 times the viewership because she's actually attractive without a clown show yeah, the only thing There's a lot of maybe So Carl yeah now I'm sure you want to know what they told yes What do they tell her and she's remember the first company she worked for but she was what they told that She doesn't know where she is right now. No she really wants to tell him watch how excited she gets to tell him about this
Starting point is 00:34:23 Okay, I mean if you want to tell you can I'm not gonna I don't you don't have to say anything You don't want to talk about on here. So Okay Okay. Okay They said Africa there's only there's like this much in the budget for Asian people and this much for black people and this much for white people and this much for black people.
Starting point is 00:34:53 And then they just said, you know, they said that black is a dime a dozen. Wow. So I just want to point this out out She is saying that the company said to her we're discriminating against you because of your race Can you say that out loud yeah, and what are they showing a pie chart? Here's why all right, that's 82% okay, that's another 12. Yeah, and you know how much porn producers love opening up the books for people Yeah, we got a lot to HR and Hold on we got 6k rent 3 lube 3k for white girls with daddy issues and about $13.50 for big titted freaks
Starting point is 00:35:40 Well, it's funny because as she's going through there and saying here's the budget for whites and Asians and blacks You could have told me that she's Asian. I believed it. I was our face looks Yeah, but her name is Africa so I assumed that would be I guess we have to believe her This guy is a very weird cross He makes me feel like he's across kind of between Brian McBride and Chad Zumach. Yeah, he's got Both of their energies and it makes for that nervousness. Yeah, unsureness. Is that a thing? Yeah It's just a lower level just a level of horniness. That's right under the surface. That's Wow
Starting point is 00:36:19 All right. Well that was something else. Thanks Alex for the huge boob corner a Show that's on the internet for all of us to watch. I swear to God. I was so excited for this one I was like finally some refreshing journalism like This holy shit these broads make Lucy look flat oh My god you guys see Lucy on point devil point yesterday Wow who watches that? Yeah, she said some stuff too. Did she I think good. All right. Well, I'll upper pay. I don't want more Maybe I'll dock her pay for that. I'm not sure
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Starting point is 00:37:30 I think this just dropped yesterday. I don't know if you guys know about this. Are you guys familiar with a guy named Maddox? Oh. Familiar. Yeah. Maddox, as you know, has done a few different things. He was on a very good podcast called
Starting point is 00:37:43 The Biggest Problem in the Universe before him and Dick Maddison split up. And then he was on a very good podcast called the biggest problem the universe before him and dick madson split up and Then he went on to do the best debate in the universe which didn't last very long We covered on here a couple times and then after that he went to twitch and was a banana and a pirate And cowboy don't forget the cowboy. Oh, yeah, maybe it wasn't a pirate What was the it wasn't a Goldilocks character or something like that to Maddy locks or something? Maddy locks So he was doing some really ridiculous shit
Starting point is 00:38:09 And then after that he stopped doing that and then he came out with a three-hour documentary That explains that Dick Masterson is his stalker except for the fact that it kind of backfired and this is just recent it kind of backfired because He put in five years of his life into Creating a documentary about Dick Masterson. So I go away who's obsessed with who here cuz this looks bad You see this is a bad look you put a lot of time and effort into this thing that you're trying to explain that he's obsessed with you, but Anyway, so that's what you about imagine the feeling when he dawns on him that everyone perceived it that way
Starting point is 00:38:46 Just that defeated fucking after all of that work, and he thought he was gonna come be like yeah I finally get over it out the way. What are they saying? Oh shit? Yeah, that's a good point He had five years to think it through. Oh my gosh, so There's no way this will backfire. He just dropped a big announcement on his Instagram and I want to play this for you guys our buddy Maddox is coming back. Hello men and boys What is manliness? You do not do push-ups is it having a boner on a hot summer day Is it eating life scorpion on a dare? I had a Brussels Brow once.
Starting point is 00:39:26 What? Yeah, but it was in a vagina. Why? Or is it not listening to anyone because you already know everything? Well, actually. It's all of those things and more. Release the beast! Do your job like a big boy. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Starting point is 00:40:01 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! This is the encyclopedia of manliness. It says coming soon. And what he wrote next to that on Instagram is, and thank you to Cameron Y on Patreon for sending this to me. He says, huge news.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Today marks the 18th anniversary of my first book, the Elf of Manliness. And I'm proud to announce that I finally made an animated show It's called the encyclopedia of manliness and there are nine episodes at 22 minutes each So a full season more details to come enjoy the teaser trailer for now so 22 minute long episodes nine episodes that would tell me that it's gonna be on television That's what TV networks need to run programs. Exactly 22 minutes.
Starting point is 00:40:48 22 minutes. You know, I was hoping that what he wrote under there was an apology, but it turns out that he's gonna do a television show. Is that what this is? Another W for Maddox. No. Hold on a second. There's no way this could be.
Starting point is 00:40:59 Where is he releasing it? That's what I question, because he doesn't mention a network anywhere on this teaser or in the comments or anything like that That's why it's coming soon. So right so I reached out to my buddy dick and I go What the fuck is this all about? He goes that animation was done in 2017. Oh So I don't know if he's been shopping it all this time and has never found a buyer, but why would you make nine? Episodes of a show that hasn't been picked up by a network yet? Unless maybe it was picked up and then they dropped it But there's no evidence that there are actual nine complete episodes. There could be okay there could be
Starting point is 00:41:34 But it's very odd that all of a sudden he's announcing this thing that he started back in 2017 and He's saying that I got these nine episodes that are ready to go. Are they going to be on YouTube? Where is he going with this? 22 minute long episodes. I'm going to guess he's going to put it behind some type of paywall or something like that or on his website. Yeah. But this is such a... I'm sorry. My mind is actually going in a million different directions.
Starting point is 00:41:59 I can't even be funny because this is so weird. I know. No, I'm with you on that. I was shocked about it as well. So I know Dick is looking into it. They have mutual friends that were working together at this time when Maddus was working on this. Did he make them back then not find any way to release them? And now he's just like, oh, try again, I got nothing else.
Starting point is 00:42:18 They had to have, he has no money. So he wouldn't needed people to back this and get it done. And he would have had to still be popular, he's not he hasn't been popular in many many years so this is obviously done in 2017 when he's still coming off in the biggest problem the universe and he was still writing books and stuff and it seemed like different styles but it didn't look cheap yeah I was thinking the same thing like all the animation didn't really flow well mm-hmm but it looks good yeah there was there was like some shit
Starting point is 00:42:45 That looks like modern animation to me. You see an adult swim or something so I don't know I don't know what to make of it. I just wanted to To show you guys that I saw that today more will be revealed more will be revealed I got those you know they were dick, and I were messaging about it He's like maybe in five years. We'll find out where he's gonna put the shit is another five years He's like maybe in five years. We'll find out where he's gonna put the shit Another five years waiting for something 23rd anniversary of his book is that video of him recent like of him it looks like it looks like it doesn't it well He's aged well
Starting point is 00:43:17 All right, I want to bring on the great missy B is going to join us Hey, missy. Hi, Missy Let's see if you have you muted yourself. You got to unmute yourself, please. Oh my gosh, Missy B looking fantastic On this Saturday afternoon. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for everybody here. Good to see everyone. We are doing well We are doing very well lot better now so the reason why Missy B is honest, because Missy and I have been analyzing different narcissists that we find on the internet. And this new guy cropped up for me anyway,
Starting point is 00:43:54 recently when Aaron Imhold of SteelTel came out and announced, and this is something that we don't see very often. This is fun. He came out and announced that he's not a narcissist He went and saw a professional and they said nope You're good and only a week had passed since he declared he wasn't narcissist So they were able to diagnose him and give him a clean bill of mental health in just six days great case closed It's close very impressive. That's what I thought too. Oh, he's not a narcissist. Okay, let's move on Let's look at someone else. But then I thought wait a second. Could he be
Starting point is 00:44:28 lying Is he maybe a liar? So I thought I'd have Missy B look into this and also I'll tease this before we end this segment Nick Reketa finally dropped a live stream reacting to Aaron and everything that he's done and Nick Reketa finally dropped a live stream reacting to Aaron and everything that he's done and I have Aaron reacting to that so we'll be watching that in just a little bit Thanks to TV's will Heron for clipping that for us coming up. Yes, but missy B. Where are we gonna start here? All right? Um, all right. How's my am I a potato? Am I too loud? No, you're great. Are my two quiet? Well, if you're a potato you could be either of those things, but you're fine right now. Okay. I'm not a potato
Starting point is 00:45:08 I Look, so I looked into Aaron and I don't really know much about him so I did have to do some diving but I wanted to in short I Do have to agree with his? Psychologist whoever you saw that, he is not necessarily textbook narcissist. However, let's also look into the situation that he's in. And I wanna kind of keep our scope within his divorce. You know why?
Starting point is 00:45:40 And we also have to apply the substance abuse that is being played with him. This is true because when there is a substance abuse, you do exhibit certain behaviors that maybe you wouldn't normally. He did try cocaine three, maybe four times. That's true. Over six months. These are things that he could be lying about, but deceit doesn't necessarily justify narcissism.
Starting point is 00:46:04 Sure. So these are big things. So I wanted to go down the big nine that we had gone through with John who got a roaring 110%. John aces every quiz. It's amazing. Oh, he's really good. You know, I mean that men's he, so, so, all right, let's go down These big nine Narcissistic characteristics and these are the big nine that
Starting point is 00:46:41 Say psychologists use this is from a text to be all nine, but if you're more than there's a threshold for seven Yeah, six seven. Yeah But then you have, there is a differential. Differential means other kinds of personality disorders, substance abuse. And these are things that kind of pull you away from a hard hitting narcissist. So what we have here, let's start with one, grandiose sense of self-importance. I have the word possibly. Now, I have it because he does exhibit a hot-headed ego And I think that's makes sense. He's a guy who has his own show He just has that kind of type-a personality in that way
Starting point is 00:47:14 Well missy I have my own show too, but I've never said that when it comes to broadcasting It's Anthony Coo me a bubble the love sponge and me Erin has said that. So that's insane. So I would give him, I'd give a check mark on this one. Hypocrisy doesn't necessarily justify narcissism either. Correct. In all these things.
Starting point is 00:47:34 There are some scenarios, but there are a couple things here that I just, you know, it wasn't hard hitting for me personally. I was like, hmm, does he have this? Sure. But is he that doesn't hit me that way but I you know we and we can get to the whole you know how is he handling this divorce is it the best way that we could agree on maybe not but that's that's right I'm not here to pile on shit. So, we, so now number two, right? Pre-occupied with fantasies of ultimate, unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love. I put no.
Starting point is 00:48:15 I don't see that whatsoever. Do you have an example where you think that that fits? I don't know specifically. I do know that he's already involved with another girl and he's been bragging about that. And I don't know if this has know that he's already involved with another girl and he's been bragging about that and I don't know if this has anything to do with narcissism That's not narcissism. I would say that that's just somebody who is Going through a very traumatizing tough situation and how they choose to handle it Let's think about this because Aaron himself said he was a narcissist for putting his wife on the show So he needed to show everyone the eye candy. maybe he doesn't even know what the fucking narcissist is well no I don't that's true but you know
Starting point is 00:48:48 I mean like the fact that he married a younger hot chick and he's like well you gotta sit next to me so everyone can see that I married a hot chick all day for four hours a day trophy wife mountain anyway all right no no I'm just being the devil's advocate he's already involving his new broad with the show just by mentioning her, of course Sounds really messy so that all right number three Believe they are superior special or unique and expect others to recognize them as such okay? I I have no but
Starting point is 00:49:29 You know like I said there It's it is sticky in this muddy with the this divorce thing that he has exhibited and put us out there, but there are Sounds like a lot of details that haven't been disclosed Which was kind of you know we'll see with your clip, Carl, with me. So there's something there. I think that just about anyone who does their own show and he's a radio guy and he was the morning guy on a radio show. I think you could put a yes check mark next to anyone like that.
Starting point is 00:49:55 You got to remember, Missy, you're dating Anthony Kumia. We live in a world of hanging out with podcasters and other people. Most people in this world do not want to put themselves on the internet For everyone to see it. I'm how great they are Aaron does yeah Most people in radio really have egos every single one of I even in the one they're on shitty terrible stations They think that I'm talking is endlessly entertaining for everyone else and those are personality like disorders Right sure those can qualify under There's that that dude in town who does that home repair clinic the guy walks around like he's fucking Fonzie
Starting point is 00:50:30 He pays for his time on the radio. I still thinks he's got a big read People Let's go through the rest of them yeah, so I'm gonna blast through the ones that were no, well, I'll just say no for the ones, but then I do have some notes for the ones that I kind of go, maybe, but again, these aren't hard hitting mega yeses that fell. So it was require excessive admiration. I said possibly in the scope of these current events, he was he's pushed in a corner. So any kind of animal that is pushed into a corner out of its common environment will exhibit very not average behavior. Will tattle on their fronts, yes. That's what animals always do. They go right to the police.
Starting point is 00:51:18 That's weird, the insertion of himself with that. But there's something there. So I have some notes on that as well. So sense of entitlement and evidence in these individuals, unreasonable expectation of especially favorable treatment. I don't think he's looking for favorable treatment. I think he is defending himself to try to look like the good guy because he is in this divorce situation Sure, and there's drugs involved in this law stuff So there is some stuff that will force him into this like I'm a good guy
Starting point is 00:51:53 You got to see this see I got you know, so he is in this like defensive mode So we can't you know, there are there is so you got it on a defensive mode. So We'll give him that there. That's what I'm saying. I'm trying to keep this within that scope. And also, you know, we can look into outside, you know, months prior to all this as well, which, you know, we could revisit. So then I have a sense of entitlement combined with a lack of sensitivity to the wants and needs of others may result in the conscious or unwilling exploitation of others So that one that one I kind of felt didn't win how he treats Yeah, yeah, that one was probably the one that stood out the most. Yeah with this
Starting point is 00:52:33 I said, you know he but then you also have to consider that Nick is a Kind of person of interest here a conflicting person of interest with this. He was fucking his now to be ex wife. How do you not have like, right. So it's like, you're gonna feel a little, you're gonna have a little animosity for this guy. You're gonna constantly try to paint him in a shitty light. He's doing you wrong. So you got to give him a little bit of that. So, um, I was going to say, I feel like Nick feels bad about it. That's why they're all going to church all the time. Just repent, keep doing it.
Starting point is 00:53:15 And then so, so yeah, so I think like with, you know, there, there is this real significance, um, personal interests there. So there's that. Uh then here's number seven. Generally have a lack of empathy and have difficulty recognizing the desires, subject experience and feelings of others. I don't think so. I have seen other clips of him. He does seem to be very insightful into others. Well, all right. You could be right about this about this missy I don't know a ton about Aaron and the whole thing but the performative empathy part that we saw and I have the clips I hear weird, but I think that is a protective defense mechanism on his part with some things
Starting point is 00:53:56 Okay with this in particular again, we are scoping this in a very very stressful situation This isn't just like before the stressful situation though he lost a bet to the children to a drug dad though on the weekends before this stressful situation. Yeah, that totally supports the the substance abuse disorder. There is a substance abuse disorder in personality. He says he didn's like drugs. It's okay listen I want to be as I'm laying this out because I don't want to force a square peg into the round here I understand that so I'm not trying to deflate you like listen Juicy shit going on it is but is this guy a full on nurses. I don't know yet. I'm not I'm not convinced I wasn't convinced off the bat. I was trying to see some things and so uh so here's the remaining
Starting point is 00:54:48 To envious of others or believe others are envious of them not really getting that with him all the time hold on I'm sorry. Maybe not all the time. That's a big. Yes. That's a big. Yes He said recently he goes yeah, my numbers are up and Patrick Melton hates that he hates that I've worn people watching it than him. Yeah, I'm making more money. I hung out with Patrick Melton all last weekend He doesn't give a fuck There's living his best life. He's very content with what he's doing. All right, we will add that we'll put that as a yes But anyway, at least the part where he thinks other people are envious of him for sure, right? And that's a guy who has is
Starting point is 00:55:30 Protective of his show and he is you know like this is his show like he wants to you know And he angles in all that it's clear the curl can't be neutral in this no of course not Why would I be neutral kind of showing this me I? Just I just know what he's been saying lately, so I'm just filling in the blanks It turns out the E stands for blowing up the narrative way to go missy Is to be hey is this guy is this a narcissist or not and you know what we're not gonna be batting a thousand every Time and I will say you're allowed to disagree with me on this show if you want it's fine Oh My god, and then so
Starting point is 00:56:19 Number nine and then this one. I I do have as a possum possibly is the arrogant potty behaviors characterized these individuals They often display snobbish disdainful and patron and patronizing attitudes, which I have been getting. That one stood out the most. Okay. You know, and again, does that make him a full blown? When I look at this, he doesn't meet that threshold personally. Does he have personality disorder? Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:56:37 Is it a narcissist? I'm not convinced. I'm not convinced. Well, Dr. C has been really focusing on borderline personality disorder and he's been studying that quite a bit. And he sees a lot of those traits in some of the people that we talk about. I won't say which ones cause Dr. Steve doesn't like to be outed.
Starting point is 00:56:55 It was like I would have all the time cause I'm an asshole cause I can't help myself. That is absolutely correct. And I think, um, Dr. Steve would agree on this and yeah, I think we got just a person with a borderline personality disorder. Maybe not borderline, let's not go there. I'm not going to say that, but you know, this guy's got some shit going on for sure, but not a narcissist in my book.
Starting point is 00:57:24 I don't have my score sheet right now but where would I put him I would definitely put him lower than Tony Soprano. I think he was about like a four or five out of these right four or five? No I would just give him a good three. Wow! Maybe four. Alright I gotta send you more clips then. We gotta do some more research on this. I was, yeah, I was really struggling here a little with this guy. Alright, so this is, there's a few clips here that I wanted to play. And Missy, if there's anything you want me to play specifically, let me know. No no, yeah no, play away.
Starting point is 00:57:56 So this is him addressing me, this is gonna lead up to something that I want to show you that just happened this week. But this is going back a little ways. And, uh, Aaron addressing me specifically. Donnie's Inferno says, Aaron, we need to set a new goal for a nice vacation for you. Somewhere without a hot tub. These fucking assholes. These fucking assholes. Oh, man. Thanks stalin19 doctor hey Carl is it a fucking work you cunt
Starting point is 00:58:30 hey Carl who's the work going buddy fix my fucking hard drive you IT fag can I actually comment on the whole work thing so I when I went back and I saw like what you said yeah and now and then how he reacted to it, I think it's a pretty fair like when you're like, like this is so outrageous. He can't possibly this can't be real, because this must be work. And if it's not a work, you said this, if it's not a work, then he's coming off as the biggest asshole or biggest piece of shit you correct. Therefore, if you were to then say, like, oh, is it work? Do you not see the flip side of that, Aaron?
Starting point is 00:59:08 That maybe you are being an asshole a little bit and how you're not doing it isn't making you look as great as you are trying to prop yourself up as, and now you're seeing that, and so you're tearing everyone else around you down so that you do look like a better person. That is a narcissistic like, you know, so if you're not those things and you really believe that maybe take a step back and see
Starting point is 00:59:32 what you're exhibiting and what people are seeing. So for you to get mad at Carl, I guess now it sounds like I'm like talking directly to him, but it's you to then like go, aha, Carl, see, it wasn't a work, justifies you being a dick. So, you know, he kind of, you know, he stepped in his own shit with that, this comment. Well, it's stupider than all of this. It is the, this is the stupidest thing this fucking guy can be mad at. There it is. I was doing the best of the doubt. I was saying, you're a piece of shit and your wife left you and I'm
Starting point is 01:00:07 saying there's no way that's true there's no way you messed up your life this bad I thought you were a smart guy yeah no we just hey Carl you stupid idiot look at me fucking up my life but also he doesn't know the flip side but hold on missy real quick he doesn't understand the flip side of it because he only reads the headlines he just reads the thumbnail and so he looks at these things or here's information people He doesn't look into it anymore And I've approved that in just a moment because he keeps stepping in shit when he goes and then curled is an IT professional He doesn't know shit. It's like none of this stuff is true. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:00:36 He is about hypocritical in that way You know, I you know He says like I was watching really early clips to to kind of just get a general vibe of him Mm-hmm, but you know, he is, you know disingenuous in the sense there he goes Oh, you know, the double verse is so gay. It's so stupid Like why'd you even do that? All his stuff is clips of things that you too Carl have covered So maybe there's just this jealousy animosity thing that he has maybe but he joined the devil verse He started going after Chad Zubok just this jealousy animosity thing that he has maybe. But he joined the devil verse.
Starting point is 01:01:05 He started going after Chad Zubok and he was identical to yours. Right. In this. Not let me be clear when I say that it's when I went through all of his video clips, it was MLC, Chad Zubok, you know, steel toe comments on Gino getting punched by Pac Dixon, you know, like literally all things like so he he's in it So he's not above it. I think he needs to accept that just as an aside if I'm No, we went
Starting point is 01:01:34 Years getting comments in the reddit how you wouldn't go after him, right? So it wasn't like you were trying to drag him in no I just wanted to underscore that if I'm Aaron in this situation, my response to you is so simple. Thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt, dude. I wish it was a work, dude. I really wish it was, but things are this fucked up. That's why I write a note and then I hang myself in the garage. That's what I do if I'm Aaron. That's why I texted him because I was giving him a chance to give him an out. When he went on his show after this and he goes. Yeah, Chad zoom. I got this all figured out. He's making a lot of good points I wrote. Oh, dude, you think chance you guys think good points now
Starting point is 01:02:11 I know this is a work thinking he'd like have a little belly laugh with me again It says just fucking Carl text me and said but like oh my god, Aaron You're not understanding this at all But let me get back to this clip because I didn't I see this before today. One thing real quick before that, I think there's more details, stinging details that we're unaware of that he is. So there is this dramatic irony that we are being part of where we were seeing him act this stuff out that we have no idea about. So it comes off as one way and maybe there is more.
Starting point is 01:02:42 I think that's why he kind of got so up in arms when you say that because I think it's more serious than maybe he gives off, but he still feels the need to talk about it. And again, he's hypocritical because he has really, really embellished into this. It's very serious. No, I understand that. This guy's entire life just blew up. I get that. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:59 No. So he is on like total like batting, you know, behavior. But I don't know where this, I don't know. I've never heard this before. This is news to me that he's saying that I'm an IT professional for some reason I was just at Hackemane. I've heard This is your favorite month of the year. Yeah, but but yeah, I don't know if it's cuz I work last I mean he was glad I don't know he's just
Starting point is 01:03:22 Non speaking Mandarin to my friend. He's well-traveled Wow, I think this whole thing might be a work Wow quite the fucking work. What a work. What a fun thing to put on as a work I don't need a bunch of people fucking telling me what a piece of shit I am and then I feel bad when I fucking vent Fuck that you already know what a piece of shit I am. And then I feel bad when I fucking vent. Fuck that. You already know what a piece of shit you are. God damn it.
Starting point is 01:03:48 But no, but that's my thing. If I'm going to be a piece of shit, if no matter what I do, no matter how much fucking PR I run, no matter how much fucking protection I run, I'm a monster. I'm a piece of shit. I'm garbage. Well, then let's be garbage. That's a weird defense mechanism right there.
Starting point is 01:04:03 You can't tell me that I'm an asshole. I already know it So no, I could I could do that sounds like some people we know locally. Yep Again, he does not understand you were taking his side and there's no way this was that bad and you were saying I don't think that this guy could have possibly fucked up out. You were not judging him I called it the Melton show and told him he was wrong And now I'm like ball washing melted everyone. Everyone says like you're getting this completely. This is not what I did at all.
Starting point is 01:04:27 But OK, whatever. Jesus fucking Christ. Carl is going to get to I don't know what to tell you. Then you're then you're beyond saving. Dave, you're so I think Carl's numbers are up. Well, then I'm honored. You know, OK, so at a certain point he goes, Carl's just doing this because his numbers are down and he's got hackamania coming up But they're not selling tickets and then someone to the check was actually Carol's numbers are because oh So the thing that I'm picking up on I have a few examples of this is that Aaron just reacts
Starting point is 01:04:57 Something happens and he just reacts and he lashes out and he's completely wrong about it And then someone tells him he's wrong about it, and then he doesn't go, Oh, I sound stupid. Instead, he goes right to, uh, Oh, well then he's an asshole for this reason, because God bless Keanu. Missy, your friends, your friends Keanu and Keanu and Gino hung out with them a few times with great people. And she was on the show with Aaron on Thursday, just this past Thursday. And Aaron's going off about how Carl never admitted
Starting point is 01:05:28 that he was wrong about that this wasn't work. Still. What does that matter? I don't know. Why is it even a conversation? Because he's trying to turn it to me. It's the most insignificant fucking thing in the world. It's so stupid.
Starting point is 01:05:41 But he's trying to turn it to me that I can't admit when I'm wrong for some reason. So watch how this plays out. This is great. Thank you. Can you suck my dick? Yes. Right. Js says fuck off. He says it's engaged. Yeah. Carl hammered you and called you an embarrassment. Dude, Carl's such a fucking embarrassment. A guy like he used to text and call Gino and I and talk about football and shit. And now he's going to pretend like oh yeah And then he goes there mayor the divorce was a work and he still won't admit. Oh, yeah, I fucked that one up
Starting point is 01:06:10 Aaron was right. He kind of made me look like a dick on that one. He won't do it Carl has Carl has bought into pro wrestling 100% he can't be saved He actually did admit he was like, oh Yes, I was wrong about that. Okay good been busy. So you haven't seen Tookie hit the drop hit the drop tookie another win for the toe Thank you the wind for the toe. Thank you wins for the toe. So now we Go there this thing that you've been yelling about for the last two weeks You've been wrong about the entire time and Carlos put out multiple videos proving that and you just are not paying attention to it And he goes oh, well then I would again because he admitted he was wrong like what the fuck but he can't help himself
Starting point is 01:07:03 He doesn't realize what is see that right there says that he doesn't really know what you said Because then again, it's We're saying that it's admitting that he is a piece of shit So like it kind of is a double-edged sword for him right here. Yeah, this motherfucker is calling you a dork He has the fucking haircut of every nerd I've ever seen in my life It was like he just got pulled out of the toilet I mean with it. He's got a button-up polo shirt on your butt Yeah, your polo shirt, and you're calling other people adore you
Starting point is 01:07:34 Real quick I'm gonna quick aside here's because We were talking about on point devil point yesterday quad father is you know centering John's row? out on point dabble point yesterday quad father is you know centering John's bro sidekick now and past says missy can you confirm something was quad father ball-washing some proud boys in Gavin's chat bro ball washing is an understatement I go in there because I'm I was vetted into that into the Gavin server on discord and it's a crazy wild little discord, but I saw that Ryan was going into the audio chat and I kind of I wanted to listen in because I was like getting ready to go out somewhere and So I was listening and I had myself immune. I'm just seeing whatever whatever they're talking about and
Starting point is 01:08:17 I see is it like quad father I see is one of the names I was like no that can't be like the same It's his like icon is like some dude in a wheelchair on fire some like red dragon reference, I guess and Then he's talking and he just sounds like a woman the entire time Hey, and like one of those like annoying kind of fans that I've seen kind of like that are around whenever we go to events so like hey So like when you met like that guy, can you like tell me what he's about? What is it like with this guy what it's like it's so cringy you smell Trump. What does he smell like? Yeah, yeah, like shit like that. So he was doing that and in the chat and
Starting point is 01:09:00 Then he asked he's like and got in and Ryan is like the whole thing between like you and Gavin and him yelling at you, he's like, is that like, is that real or not? And then like, so I chime in and I go, if you have to ask that question, then you don't know Gavin. Like, I thought this whole server was that you know who Gavin is and like you're a big fan and all that stuff. So I didn't embellish, like I just did there, like I didn't go any further, but I just said like, hey, like, if you have to ask that, you know, you don't know Gavin, then I muted myself.
Starting point is 01:09:25 He's like, oh, a woman in the in here, go make a sandwich. And like being like all like douchey like that. It was just like, whatever, bro, go ahead. And so, so I just continue to listen and then he doesn't have his camera up. So you can choose to have your camera on or not in this Discord thing. So then I noticed he, some people put their video on, he then purposely rolls himself outside to have his like a bumper sticker of like John 3 16 or something, you know, a Bible verse and just to kind of be like, Hey, cause you know, the big, big Christians in the,
Starting point is 01:10:04 that kind of community Yeah, and so he's trying to just show off He's like he's like positioning it so you like you see it and I was like what the fuck is this guy doing? And it didn't stop there. He and then he kind of just like would just ball Yeah, like ball wash. He was just like yeah, man, like and it was just so cringy and I started feeling bad for him But then I didn't cuz he was like trying to shit on me Just being girl. It's like whatever man And then he then takes his phone to show his uh, who Rue a sticker proud boys sticker I just like start showing that like out of context like pay attention to the room because I wanted to ask him why he's
Starting point is 01:10:39 Like such shuddering John's dick, but right kind of what the vibe was yet There was no opening to kind of insert yourself, so I was like alright I guess I'll ask another time but I want to prove he belonged to missy it was so gay Be yourself like I don't think he has an identity like I think he just like he's trying to force himself with his He's a cloud chaser for sure Total fucking LARP I feel really bad John got upset me cuz he heard he was in Gavin's Yesterday penis wrinkles said that people have said that to John. He's like, oh well, we don't talk politics. Yeah John is a cop out for that. I know it's so weird. He tells me I'm great every day, so it's okay
Starting point is 01:11:22 John doesn't talk politics on his own Great every day, so it's okay John doesn't talk politics on his own Yeah, no, I'm wondering I think my mom you know I'm not a fan of quad father for I already wasn't and then when that happened I was like, okay, fuck this guy. Yeah, and He I think he's gonna upset John soon and John's then gonna betray him or one or the other It's gonna be it's gonna be All right, let's get back to this because there's more to this clip and again, thank you Keanu That Carl what about the children fucking tookie? Oh, I hope his spleen rotted off in the hospital No, I can't know what's going on. I hope tokey is fine. Honestly, I hope Rocco's OK.
Starting point is 01:12:05 I hope he's healthy. He does a very good. He seems to be. He does some very funny things that people like. I'm sorry I'm a bit busy to check it out. But people like Rocco. You'd laugh if you saw. I'm sure I would.
Starting point is 01:12:19 Hysterical. I hope Rocco's doing great. I hope he's healthy. And I hope he can keep doing his characters and his YouTube stuff because people seem to really enjoy I hear a lot about it So I really what else I love about him. He enjoys it. Yeah, he really enjoys it Do you know was like but the dabble birds and such? Yeah, that they hate
Starting point is 01:12:39 He's like it's fun. Do you know? Yeah, look, I hope Rocco's okay and that Carl gets cancer. No, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. I don't, I don't. I think what Carl did to me was a little sad or whatever, but he's allowed to do it, that's his thing. Yeah, but he actually, I think you've been too busy to see, but he did admit it. He was like, oh, well, here is a clip of me being like,
Starting point is 01:13:02 I was wrong, oh. But then you know what? Here's what I'll say to Carl. I'm sorry for beating the shit out of you over that, thinking you hadn't being like I was wrong. Oh, then you know what? Here's what I'll say to Carl I'm sorry for beating the shit out of you over that thinking you hadn't said that you were wrong Thank you for admitting you were wrong. It takes a big man to admit you were wrong and Ha ha I really did lose my marriage ha ha I got Fuck you Carl I won I'm divorced for the second time Fuck you Carl. I won. I'm divorced for the second time. I'm bad kids I got resale value out the ass suck my dick Carl. I won
Starting point is 01:13:30 Another win for the toe. He didn't know what to do with himself. Yeah, he doesn't know where he's going with it Because he had his narrative He's like I'm mad at Carl cuz Carl wanted to admit that he's wrong and he was wrong and so that's why I'm mad at Carl just like well, no, no, you can't be mad at him cuz he actually did admit it and he's like fuck No, I gotta stay on brand What do I do? I've never like I said, I'm just started watching this guy over the last week or two yeah Who the fuck watches the show with this guy who cares about that well? I mean you he doesn't even understand your point that he's railing on about correct
Starting point is 01:14:03 So this is hilarious because it's another perfect example of what we just saw. Now, Nick Riketa finally did his first stream to talk about this. And of course, Nick is going to have some issues with Aaron because Aaron is the reason why Nick's front door got knocked down by the police. It's in the search warrant that the detective was watching Aaron's show and decided based on what Aaron was saying about his drug use with the Burkettas that they need to go in there and rescue these children from these drug addicts. It's in the search warrant. It's Aaron's fault that this happened to him.
Starting point is 01:14:38 So finally, so finally Nick does a live stream and everyone's like, Oh, you got to see what Nick said about you on this live stream And what's great is that Aaron did not curate this did not do any prep just went. I'll just watch it on my show and Let's see what happens Don't Don't I mean some of it I can't by the way right now what he's doing He's threatening text messages and images that he has on his phone that he can leak to the internet That would embarrass Nick Riketa. That's what he's doing. He's pointing to his phone He's like you better not do anything better not say anything to me cuz I'll leak all of this
Starting point is 01:15:19 Well, I mean this man Aaron is clearly past embarrassment. Yes. He's incapable of being embarrassed if you guys think. It's crazy. Some of it to release, I mean, the degeneracy we all engaged in, I can't show a soul. Okay, can you pause real quick? Yeah, of course. So he's threatening, he has all this like
Starting point is 01:15:43 deep information and whatnot, right? Yeah now with when we don't know the status of Nick's case and if if it goes to discovery I I'm getting the impression that Aaron is implicating himself and will have to hand over said Text messages that he's threatening Which I think would harm Aaron so this is again speculation on my part because I don't know what's going on
Starting point is 01:16:13 But he's not doing a good job at removing himself from a potential lawsuit Correct. Yeah Stupid woman for a second. Sorry. Well, it's not even the lawsuit is as far down the road I mean Nick right now has legal is a legal case against them. They have to worry about first He's got to keep himself out of jail That you you get discovery before really, you know, like you're sitting in the court, you know that that's all behind the scenes Oh, they call me Contact him and be like they will I you they will definitely this detective will contact Aaron if this goes to trial now they
Starting point is 01:16:47 might settle and none of this is all goes away sure how as who's gonna settle the federal the state I was gonna say like they settle all the time they hate the charge no they said oh dude they sell everything out no one goes to court anymore it's not even a thing I actually got a jury John has a lot of fucking lawsuits coming down the pike I had jury duty not that long ago, and it was a guy who killed a RPD and I was like holy shit. This is actually to go to trial So we're all sitting in the fucking courtroom for a couple hours and the lawyers are in the back and then they come out
Starting point is 01:17:20 They go alright. He decided to plea is a deal. It's like they always do. Well, you mean plea out. Yeah, that's what I mean. Settlement, it sounds like you're talking about civil. I'm sorry, you're right, you're right. That's a good point. I meant plea, yes. Because they never go to court.
Starting point is 01:17:32 But if it does go to court, yes, they're definitely gonna subpoena Aaron and get all this shit that he's talking about he has on his phone. 100%. Yeah. Missy is 100% right. I didn't even think about this.
Starting point is 01:17:43 Waving that phone around, I have evidence, I have evidence. Not smart. You 100% right. I didn't even think about this Waving that phone around I have evidence. I have evidence Not smart The text I can show dude This is I gotta be honest. It's Desperate the the only thing I can think is that maybe he did it to get me to over respond So now he's making this all about him Mm-hmm, so he's going yeah, Nick is playing 40 chess, and he's trying to get me to do this thing It's not all about you Aaron. Why does this remind me that episode of South Park where Carmen takes a picture of butter's balls at his mouth
Starting point is 01:18:23 It's exactly like that. Yeah. I think about it. It's pretty good. It's the same thing. All right, so let's fast forward a little bit in this video. Nick Naylor says, you might have already answered this or refused to, but any comment on what Aaron said.
Starting point is 01:18:36 Okay, so this is Nick Ricada, first live stream, reading the chat. Any comments on what Aaron said? This is what we're all waiting for. What is Nick's response to Aaron accusing him of all this swipeswapping and drug use and everything else? Not the legal parts. Like I said, all of this stuff will probably be addressed in time, but.
Starting point is 01:18:56 Oh yeah. It will be. Best I can say and the simplest I can say is that. Oh, let's do a little body language here. And the simplest I can say is that the truth. Oh, let's do a little body language here. Are we looking up and away? I don't. Isn't that usually a good body language indicator that you're about to tell a block?
Starting point is 01:19:13 Actually, it's wrong. Can you pause that? Pause on pause. Looking up and away is not a lying trope. It's a, it's a, it's It's what's the word? It's like a Gay looking for information like I like what is that again? Yeah, when you look up in a way when you look down is a lie Oh, yeah down in a way that is so Collecting your thoughts. How do I want to say?
Starting point is 01:19:39 Yeah, I'm like, what was that again? It was Yeah, you look up when you do that. It's not a lie But Vinny you made the gesture right there the fact this guy's talking about anyone's body. Yeah He's got that reflection of Hugging thing it's he's very uncomfortable And he's looking for any way to kind of fish out and so he's gonna kind of over embellish and yeah Yeah, very obvious. I Maybe that's why he stares at the corner demons so much.
Starting point is 01:20:09 People who have substance problems, which Nick may very well have. I mean, I would say he does. In my opinion, they tell a lot of lies. Don't I know it. So maybe that's why we're looking to the corner all the time. All right. I'm sorry guys. I'm excited. Simplest I can say is that the true story lies somewhere divergent from pretty much any orated story. That's it. As for Aaron, he'll say what he says. People can assess
Starting point is 01:20:43 him for who he is without my input. That's it. Hope he makes a million dollars. Oh wow Well said Nick you gave him zero you gave him zero ammo zero fuel right there I'll attack it is credibility correct like he knows that Aaron is being mocked across the internet Yeah, it's like I mean we listen to this fucking asshole that everyone thinks is a piece of shit? What an artist that he was taking shots from the high road. Yeah. Yeah. That's not easy to do, but very impressive right there.
Starting point is 01:21:15 What was with the grassy knoll? Very impressive. So now how's Aaron gonna handle this? Because he was all ready to fire back at something. Oh man. Alright, so... He couldn't bring himself to say I'm lying. You know what? I'm sorry, people had me all juiced up
Starting point is 01:21:35 thinking that he said I'm a liar. Wow, so he couldn't even bring himself. That's good, that was a little more honest than what I'm used to out of him Go a lot harder See there is a little self-awareness with that guy see this is where I don't he's not a narcissist well But he's trying to spin in his head how he's gonna how he's gonna deal with this now because he had a Plan going into this I'm sure but his reaction is this is not a narcissistic reaction They are very reactive people and because they they immediately hit their ego with every
Starting point is 01:22:09 little thing. He actually has this shit. Okay. Like he actually has the patience. Good point. You know, so this is where I he's not he's not so you know, he did call him a liar. He said it. He said the truth is different than any orated story that you've
Starting point is 01:22:25 heard. Translation. He's telling lies when he speaks. Yes. So either this guy's too stupid to know what that means or he's just in his own way trying to spit it out. However, he watched the story out. He did word it in a way that says that all the information that's out there about me is incorrect. You know, he didn't say Aaron specifically. Now, does it mean Aaron? Of course it does. Aaron's the one who's saying the most shit about all of this. He's the one who's giving us all the information. But the way that Nick said that, and you're right, I mean if his whole goal was to go out here and be like, oh I'm lying, I have the fucking evidence and I was there and I know this is all true, like he could have reacted that way after what Nick said right of course
Starting point is 01:23:05 He could have but okay. I was really ready to go on that one. That's not so bad You guys on the internet you get people so worked up over Dude before the show. I'm sitting here screen grabbing text screen grabbing text. I'm ready to throw them all out there here You go, so he didn't say he's okay He's not as dumb as he looks no, but you are yeah Why the fuck wouldn't you know what he was gonna say if you're all ready for this big reveal of this these? Reactions of you just read some comments on the internet and goes. Oh sweet. Can't wait to watch this live and react to it All right, so I just have one more clip from later on in this
Starting point is 01:23:45 as Aaron continues to to reel in. I'm buddy just telling you my story telling you what I saw. So that wasn't so bad. You guys made it sound like he called me a liar. He didn't really call me a liar. He said the truth. He goes all this stuff will come out and that your version is divergent from the truth. That's a douche way of calling you a liar. No, what I took for that is that he said any orated story. He said, basically he's saying everything everyone's been saying,
Starting point is 01:24:16 the truth lies divergent from that. Ooh, I mean. The biggest orator. You're right. For everyone's getting the facts. That's not bad enough to drop these soul crushing receipts, and I'll tell you why whoa I'll tell you the actual reason why I don't just want to flood the internet with these one. It looks cheap to Like your sense may need them eventually, and I'm not going to put them out there publicly and you know call that up Well, we were about to to base
Starting point is 01:24:49 That's kind of odd he's like I'm gonna be the bigger person. I'm gonna put the pin back in the hand grenade So crushing receipts Wow All right, so that's what I wanted to show you guys cuz this is what is what Aaron does He's already ready with his reaction based on shit that he doesn't know and he'll and if he didn't hadn't watched that he'd be Going on for weeks about how I'm the liar. You're a fucking liar But I never said that oh yeah, is this guy a chauvinistic egotistical jerk I yeah, I got I get that for sure but for you know for my input in what I am
Starting point is 01:25:22 I'm Not professional in but I studied it in my undergrad, he's not a narcissist. But come back next time, we'll find one. But you know who is a narcissist? That would be my girl Helga Mann. Lisa Boswell. I'd kick your ass to hell and back. Like Lisa Boswell. Nobody can. Lisa Boswell. You'll have some retarded babies. Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. Shit, that way if you don't get any pussy you can bite.
Starting point is 01:26:01 So I checked it on that reality show, but I went a month back Because again, I like watching them before we kind of affected also Lisa hasn't been well recently She hasn't been doing the show that much so thoughts and prayers with Lisa Boswell. Hope she gets better real better Lisa Yeah, you better Lisa. We miss you. We miss you Lisa. We miss some of the world's greatest drops She is a human soundboard. Listen to that, this is amazing. What are we talking about? I have no idea. I have no idea.
Starting point is 01:26:33 That's gonna stay on the board. And those were at the gate on this episode. How could you just talk about shit? She's like, what are we talking about? I love it. She says it with stars in her eyes. Yeah. She's okay with it.
Starting point is 01:26:47 She loves it. Yeah. She has the time of her life. She's adorable. At all times. She really is. All right, now there's a lot of Trump talk on this episode and of course it's going back a month.
Starting point is 01:26:57 So I think it's right before the trial started. I'm not gonna play a lot of Trump stuff, but these two, they both suffer from Trump derangement syndrome and they say some dumb things. Well, there's people out there, they're going to vote for him. People that are going to vote for him. And I don't think you know, I don't think you have a clue who he is. They don't, they don't, they don't understand. I I mean when he came down the escalator, I knew it was gonna be a disaster because I Had experience with his company
Starting point is 01:27:31 She lived in a property that Trump owned she's no idea but the funny thing about this and I'm not trying to get to a Fred Trump turned off the hot water 1964 About trying to get into a political conversation, but has there ever been a more famous president? I was in Water history right we know everything about Trump and they're going out there like these people don't even know the fuck this guy is like no no we we know everything he was already the president for four years we saw what he did as president for four years I don't understand these people think like you guys think you're getting one thing you're gonna get another thing no we know we received we get it so this is a really dumb thing apparently Trump
Starting point is 01:28:21 supporters are all anti-semitic oh so. Both of you are like, oh, okay. So this is how you know they're anti-Semitic. They're the people that are so anti-Semitic that if they see a menorah in somebody's front yard, they're going to rip it out. What? A menorah in someone's front yard? Is that where they put them? Is that where you put your menorahs in the front yard?
Starting point is 01:28:42 I always thought you were supposed to have those on the table. Silly Jews. I know, what the fuck. I think that was the only like Jewish thing that Helga could think of. You know when they put their menorahs out for Halloween? When they put their matzah on the front step. It grows in the driveway with the dreidel. Okay.
Starting point is 01:29:04 Lisa's brother is A trump supporter. Oh, no, I know and this is very upsetting to everyone and she's explaining like my brother's a smart guy And she's confused about this. He's not educated And in fact half of them are just barely literate enough to say, sign their names. But he's intelligent. The reason I say that is because when I went to jail, my mother left my brother as the executor of her will. She told me she goes, well, I didn't know if you'd even be in jail or not. I had no idea where you'd be
Starting point is 01:29:52 But he's always been intelligent he's always made good decisions Mm-hmm, and I see this right now. He ain't making a good decision. He's making a fucked-up decision He's still support Trump. Yes. No, he's very upset about this I really thought it was a guy like matter the executive of the will Hey, didn't give me nothing Just waiting for that could be true. It seemed like they had a good relationship her and her brother and that's why She's upset about this because if you vote for Trump like obviously they can't be friendly anymore Yeah, this shit ruins family. It does and actually I found this this is exclusive video. I actually found her brother Reacting to her saying that you are
Starting point is 01:30:32 Lisa so it's very dramatic at the bed the Boswell family right now. Is that from Thanksgiving? Let's recreate the room The last episode we decided we're gonna redo Back to the Future with Lisa Boswell playing Doc Brown. That was good. Lisa Boswell was playing Tommy was so scared there. Johnny. Oh hi, Bob.
Starting point is 01:30:56 I did not hit her. I did not. Nah. I'm not a woman. No. Alright, so. Um this is interesting because Lisa has to defend the fact that she's a woman. Not to. Well, yeah, she does. But. Not to people like us. Okay. But to other women.
Starting point is 01:31:18 Unfortunately. Yeah. Women women tell me, Digger. Well, you're not even a woman. The hell I'm not. I'm a woman. Hell yeah, you better recognize. You better look at my saggy titty. It's all a woman right there. Dude, she pulls her dress up and wigs at him. Hear me roar. That is all a woman right there. And you really, if you are a woman, you should acknowledge that. Missy B. I'll tell you you should acknowledge it and I'll tell you why. I will always fight for any woman for any woman that has accepted me as a female in
Starting point is 01:31:56 your in your species. I mean we're we're we're women. Or hell go in your feces What if said woman voted for Trump But they also think you're a woman That's gonna be tough. Yeah, I don't know I don't need to do it that they're talking about so leases from the south, South Carolina and Helga does not like the south. She's very upset about this
Starting point is 01:32:25 Dixie pride that she calls that you You've experienced this, right, Missy? Uh, yeah. Being in the South. Very prideful people, love their country. Didn't used to. Wanted to leave, but now they're really into it. Now it's the best. Now it's the greatest thing ever.
Starting point is 01:32:38 And so Helga and Lisa will have a message for those people. Yeah, Dixie pride. Take us Dixie pride. Lisa won't have a message for those people. Yeah, Dixie pride take us Dixie pride She was giving us the bird there, you know, I think you have this all wrong Dixie pride is another trans woman With Africa sex right here Dixie pride Son of a spin Dixie She always wins bingo that car I
Starting point is 01:33:10 Have one more clip on here, and it's just I don't know what Lisa's talking about if you guys could help me out What does that be great, but again? She's just a human soundboard the shit that comes out of her mouth is amazing. Do you? Do you? Do you pay for electricity when it's warm inside? You pay for electricity, right? Yeah, you do. That's bipolar. I'm bipolar if I don't get it for free. Yeah, you're bipolar. You buy air conditioning, electricity. beer this morning I woke up I was hot as shit I'm bipolar I buy
Starting point is 01:33:51 Polar I was so confused. I'm so confused. I was like I imagined her for a minute like she gets her electric bill She's confused. It was like it was warm out last You know what I think is happening here I'll give you my take on it and then maybe devil's joint can fill me in because he knows these two better than anyone now, but She she lives with Helga And there's like a month ago, so the seasons were changing and I don't think the air conditioning has been installed into the house yet So I think she woke up. She's like it's fucking hot as balls for this house Can we get some fucking AC hooked up so I think she was bad at how good for not running the AC. Yeah
Starting point is 01:34:28 Yeah Joins been doing a lot of good work for he's really helping them out Including merch which I'm gonna get a shirt. He made a shirt that just says I like pizza Race me to that I gotta get that shirt you can we can wear it with that pizza hat that we got I throw that thing the fucking out there. Yeah, I'll dare you sir. I Very excited I can announce us here Saturday June 15th, okay, how good man will be joining Cardiff and I on subreddit surface. Whoa That'll be fun. What time is that? It's probably gonna be in in the morning I believe it's gonna be like 9 or 10 a.m. it's gonna be a morning show
Starting point is 01:35:07 you're gonna go up against we'll probably go live when you go ahead of them we're gonna be their openers smart I did that a couple weeks ago I did it early Saturday yeah we're going Carter against Cardiff and I oh was it really I did really well Didn't know You're gonna tell me these things. Okay, Vinny All right, miss you have a minute. I do I have until four which I think will be done great because Cuz I have some things that I want to show you as we made it to our good friend stuttering gentlemen as we waited to our good friend, Stuttering John Malone. It's a rarely used bumper that came in from Doug from the Jingles department a while back. Good stuff.
Starting point is 01:36:09 All right. So we did Point Devil Point yesterday and we had a great discussion. I'm going to have the audio up today for people on our Patreon if they want to listen to it, but it's up on YouTube on our live tab if you want to watch it. I pulled a lot of clips from Thursday's show and we we watched it But we didn't get to all of them. So I have some leftovers that I wanted to get to today and John has quad father on and John's whole thing is that he's gone to the gym like four maybe five times He goes to the gym like Aaron Imhol does coke Addicted to the gym. I can't stop going to the gym. I've been there for maybe five times
Starting point is 01:36:45 so this is John proving to his buddy quad That he went to the gym now I know that he calls me gay or effeminate because I said just do it. Yes, but yeah still hilarious Randomly throughout the day me too. I can't stop it. It's the greatest thing. It's ever been done But I would opine I'm doing that randomly throughout the day. Me too. I can't stop it. It's the greatest thing that's ever been done. But I would opine it's actually gayer
Starting point is 01:37:09 to show a guy friend a photo of you sweaty in the gym. Yeah. Don't you think that's a little- You're not Joe Rogan. It's a little bit odd, right? Check this out. Here's the one from today, Quad. Okay.
Starting point is 01:37:21 Now, as you notice, same gym same shorts different shirt Yeah, and there I is There I is That's a really weird thing to show someone on your show if I was quad fried back alright, man, I gotta go I what am I supposed to do with this don't do I mean? Here's the thing he could have walked into a gym and taking that picture. I don't care if he's working I don't think he is I think he just spilled his beer. Yeah That is not a common sweat
Starting point is 01:37:57 Location to dribble down. He probably is like so fucking disgusting at the Water fountain because this idiot probably doesn't bring his own water bottle So he's probably at the water fountain and just like splashing his face Yeah, we've seen his sweat stains many times they're called trainers showers Oh my god, any sweat rings around your neck you start around your neck and your pits before it dribbles down You start around your neck and your pits before it dribbles down Wow, you're right his armpit sweat when he's not even doing anything we see it all the time You always go from the neck down. This is goes straight down the center. There's no sweat right there. Holy shit I think you guys are I just drill the doubt. It's just
Starting point is 01:38:42 And I'd like I I'm around a lot of sweaty people Yeah, and I know your common sweat locations Wow what he has is just somebody who? Maybe he did have a water bottle fine, but then he just dripped guzzled it and just let it run down his face Miss GP says I don't have a water bottle She probably doesn't even drink water so this is from dabler's anonymous today Here I am, at the gym when you forget. And you're all losers. Hahahaha Performing it, John.
Starting point is 01:39:32 So now John is filming himself at the gym to prove that he's at the gym and that we're all losers. Somehow, I don't know how. You know how you know you lost, John? When you have to go film yourself at the gym to prove to everybody that you're not a liar That's how you've lost it life The title of this thread is imagine living your life trying to prove things to strangers on a daily basis exactly Before and after like I think everybody loves a good before and after like hey like this is me four months ago
Starting point is 01:40:01 I have a fat piece of shit. Here's me for a month later. I'm still a fat piece of shit Right, that would be fun. I am a slightly fit a piece of shit. I love fun to kill Fudgical 2018 says he expresses more joy when he beats his trolls Than he did when his son got into Harvard ladies gentlemen, Jabel does that subs it up right there That is it. I just want to point out John is moving back to Florida. Finally the house that he bought in, Florida and He was talking about getting a different house That's on a canal or on the ocean and getting a boat was better than carls Yeah, he was talking about that for a certain point, but now he's not talking about that anymore
Starting point is 01:40:42 But he is saying he's gonna buy a boat I'm gonna get another lab. I think as soon as I get my boat this guy Working out. Yeah, yes a quad Fucking Stan quad father anymore. Well, it quad is lifting using Anthony's background and that really bothers me. Oh, yeah He's a huge compound guy. Can I point out that quad is actually working out? Can I point out that quad is actually working out? Somebody said a point devil play. It might've been a surely yesterday or maybe someone in the comments said, how funny is it that he's wearing a shirt says headbangers ball? Yeah. Oh, the irony.
Starting point is 01:41:17 John's like, uh, what are you holding there? That's a dumbbell. What'd you call me? I'm going to get another lab. I think, as soon as I get my boat. I'm going to get a lab and just cruise on the Gulf. Some tasty waves and a cool buzz. That's all I need. So John is declaring he's going to get a dog and a boat and cruise around on the Gulf of Mexico with his dog and his boat while getting drunk
Starting point is 01:41:47 Now coach God loves that I just want to point out that that's not gonna happen. Just not gonna buy a boat Oh bet a lot of money on this. I hope you got a dog. Yeah, I'm worried about the dog already He shouldn't get a dog he can't take care of a. I'd rather give high-pitched Eric a dog right now Yes, I put you do a better job in Manhattan With a dog quad father can do a better job walking a dog. Yes Dog walking him more like a sleigh team arrangement Alright, I can't believe I didn't get to these clips yesterday. We had a great discussion on here, but this is the craziest shit So John explains the reason why he drinks they're they're trading 9-eleven stories and by trading I mean John keeps talking at quad
Starting point is 01:42:33 So John's telling quad father about the people he lost in 9-eleven and how he was scared about He didn't know where his dad was and you know all these different things and details and listen to this shit I'll tell you the saddest one But this is why you know, this is this is another excuse for this because All right, then here's an excuse for why he drinks. He says for this he pulls up his core's light So you got to think that it's just like oh well, you're traumatized and you're trying to self-medicate Right, isn't that what you would assume if you're like, let me tell you the saddest 9-11 story I have. This is an excuse for this
Starting point is 01:43:08 Check this out Because the My brother-in-law got married at Windows of the world in the World Trade Center on that Saturday night before 9-11 That whole catering crew went down with the buildings on 9-11 except for the head caterer who was too hungover and was showing up late and then he heard that the building got hit and he didn't go in. So John's whole thing is that the reason why I'm an alcoholic is because someday
Starting point is 01:43:46 I might miss work with a hangover, and it'll save my life Wait that's that what that's literally what he just said and it goes further every other clip after this can I can I wow? I will tell you this guys. I've been late for work because I've been hung over many times It's never led to good things never once was my boss just like let's get you that promotion We've been about hangover save lives That's what he's saying the wedding is actually a better hell wedding in 2001 is a better excuse why he's still drinking But that's the craziest thing you ever heard it is but. But he goes on. He actually elaborates on this. That's tragedy, man.
Starting point is 01:44:27 All the way around. There's an advertisement for alcohol if you ever heard one. No, we didn't hear one. So he's saying that Budweiser should incorporate this into the campaign. Maybe that guy could be the spokesperson. You know, like some people eat subway sandwiches and lose weight and diddle children. He passed away from cirrhosis. Oh shit Oh damn it
Starting point is 01:44:49 Be part of a terrorist attack So That fucking grid oh we just had a segment on here we were playing steeltoe clips and we played the steeltoe clip where I'm like, ugh. We just had a segment on here where we're playing steel toe clips and we played the steel toe clip where Aaron was talking about Rocco being hospitalized and Aaron
Starting point is 01:45:13 quickly said, I hope he does. I hope he gets better. I hope I hope he's doing alright and Missy actually made an assessment that Aaron is not a narcissist. Now, we know that John is. Oh, how does John react to Rocco going to the hospital? The know, director, will you tend Rocco's funeral wedding crashes?
Starting point is 01:45:27 I fucking this guy, this is what happens, Carl. When you start hating on a whole entire group of people, that's the kind of karma that comes back and bite you in the ass. So he was in a hospital and I'm happy to hear it. I'm happy to hear it. Now, I don't wish harm on anybody, but him, yes, I don't care. I don't think, I think he just took the wind out of the sails in that first sentence.
Starting point is 01:45:49 I don't wish harm on anybody, but him, yeah, for sure. Actually, there's probably a big list of people that I think about. I imagine it's probably a lot longer list than that. Think about what he just said there. He goes, when you start hating on a whole group of people, I don't think Rocco hates on people. I think he goofs on John. I think he goofs on John.
Starting point is 01:46:11 I think he goofs on Aaron Imhol. So that group would be scumbags. Right. Okay. Uh, wolfcows. But I don't think he hates on them. John literally hates on people who are Trump supporters. That's a whole group of people. Tens of millions. Tens of millions of people. Luckily for him, karma hasn't gotten him yet. But this is how John thinks karma works karma things like oh I can I can hate on anyone didn't get the vaccine and hope they die. That's fine There's nothing bad will happen to me, but if someone who's my enemy goes to the hospital because of karma He's stupid. You don't say yeah, that is not Someone does something that you don't hey hey I don't see eye to eye, well so when you get sick you deserve that because of how I feel about you. That's not healthy behavior John. That's very unhealthy my friend. Here's a hilarious super chat. I just wanted to point out.
Starting point is 01:46:57 It's healthier to just pound and insure. Right? Right But also somebody who always victimizes and this is where he is the narcissist where? You know all you know rules for the not for me Yeah kind of thing where you know whenever you talked about his his mother being sick or him not feeling well or anything in His scope you know like oh You're gonna Off that you're gonna talk bad about my sick mother? Yep. Like what? Like nobody is, you're projecting that onto everybody else and you then act on that opposite
Starting point is 01:47:35 wavelength against everybody else who just thinks differently from you. You brought up, Missy B just brought up my mother on WATP. She stubbed her toe yesterday. Think about that. Is that who you want to be goofing on, anTP. She stubbed her toe yesterday. Think about that. Is that who you wanna be goofing on, an old woman who stubbed her toe? But yeah, it's-
Starting point is 01:47:51 Chug clumsy bitch. It's insane the way he thinks, or not thinks. This is a great- She's probably getting pocky as hark medication. This is great. So somebody puts this post in the Dan Wars Now that says, the beloved chatterers are hysterical. Worth two bucks?
Starting point is 01:48:10 I think, though. And the shit show sends him two bucks and says, do you call your balls the freak factory? I said, shoot. I fucking love that. You said that to me. I go, do you think he even knows what this means? I don't even know. But it's very funny.
Starting point is 01:48:28 Some props to the other one. And then PollutionLate7425 put this video up on Dabbler's Anonymous. Phenomenal job. So this is from John's show from yesterday where he had on his buddy clay dabler and this is called John. Who this like Andy Fah looking guy is.
Starting point is 01:48:48 Yes. Yeah. The British guy and this is John caught celebrating too soon again. The legend, my man. Thanks for the 10 bucks. Muscle memory is type of procedural memory that allows people to regain muscle mass and strength more quickly after a period of inactivity if they'd previously train their muscles. 100. This is what john's been calling muscle memory, and everyone keeps, just said, that's what muscle memory is. So watch this.
Starting point is 01:49:26 Just how excited. Thank you. Cause legends probably been to the gym. He's a fucking athlete. He knows about that shit. Boom. I can't do that. He's a legend.
Starting point is 01:49:36 He's a legend. He's a legend. He's a legend. He's a legend. He's a legend. He's a legend. He's a legend. He's a legend.
Starting point is 01:49:44 He's a legend. He's a legend. He's a legend. He's a legend. He's a legend. Shut up! He was at the gym all the time! He knows what he's talking about! Shut up! He knows what he's talking about! Come on man! Thanks for the tenner. I never heard it used that way. I was wrong. Success without a success! Oh what a knockout! I was wrong
Starting point is 01:50:14 No, that's probably the fake legend maybe maybe maybe could be Dude clay dabble you gonna let him fucking talk to you like that dude. Clea never shuts up Yeah, oh my god. Oh, I know John just treats everyone like shit cuz he thinks he's better That was the realest John yeah ever by the way that little snap that he did That was the realest of the real John John at least Kevin pays people before he talks to him like that Oh, that's a good point I was just gonna draw the parallel to Kevin Brennan who now no longer as anyone on the show he considers an equal to him Kevin only has people on he can talk down to and that's like his thing and John does the same thing but you're right he doesn't even pay them he just expects them to worship him because he's on the
Starting point is 01:50:53 Howard Stern show 20 years ago. It's really sad that was really made me mad for a second. It's too bad that show didn't happen at Cometh Carlson. I would love for him to snap at somebody like me or Mark like that. Oh, oh he would too He's gonna sue you at one point. You'll see the clubs. I heard so waiting on that one All right. I feel a little personally offended by that. Can I sue him? Yes That's how lawsuits work. Whatever you feel like it. Okay, you just do it. He repudiated your feelings That's my catchphrase now Nike's gonna sue me. There's just a little flop on the end of the tail
Starting point is 01:51:39 Marybeth rosie, we have to hang out with her in Las Vegas along with her lovely husband Brian Johnson She's very about the coolest shirt ever hello. What the coolest to key sure yeah, what was there to be shy for guys like? It was cool. You made it right like it had like yeah. Yeah, it was awesome Yeah, I can I can go get it actually you don't need to go get it. We can do a show Missy be before Marybeth yes, we met at your live Oh, have you met Missy B before, Mary Beth? Yes, we met at your live WATP. Oh, right, in New York, that's right. I remember that. Party on.
Starting point is 01:52:09 All right, you guys. That was one too. Are you all ready to catch an alien with me? Yes. Yes, that is the right answer. Shut up! Let's get... Can we ask that now as a drop? Yeah, we should grab that. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:52:25 Chris is writing it down. Someone in the comments too was just like, imagine what it was like being in his family. That's what triggered me a little because it was like that kind of yelling of a narcissist at you. And I bet you his children have experienced that numerous times. Each one driving them further from their gender not to mention their father okay I didn't mean shut up your vagina forever or shut up those tits off your chest I know that was either producer Chris is
Starting point is 01:53:03 getting moved to the bottom of this pile. I deserve it. Alright, here we go. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch an alien. Are you ready to play to catch going with Tommy T an alien? Go wrong. That's why airlines were one of the first industries to be so heavily automated. So now you got people who go through thousands with Tommy T. An alien? Yeah, good on him Like how miserable must that feel to fly a 17-hour flight across an ocean? I hope you got an iPad Yeah, they're probably not allowed to even use it He's got to sit down and stare twiddling your thumbs checking them checking like the oil pressure every 15 minutes and making a record in The law and then you got to ask the guy next to you who's looking at the same thing that you just looked at Does that look the same to you? We just checked it 15 minutes ago
Starting point is 01:54:03 But you know the one time that you don't is probably off Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that's that's what you get relegated to after all those hours and all that stress And yeah now being that you did have some time with the Air Force and everything else When you when you see this UFO shit that they're all of a sudden now playing right can you pull up a tab two? You know we'll play it then when when you see that shit. Do you think it's UFO? Do you think it's the military our military because a lot of them seem to be right around military bases Or do you think what did Tommy say next? Here are your choices
Starting point is 01:54:39 number one We don't know B it's Fugezi. Next, Russia. Four, a false flag. And lastly, a mystery. To catch an alien. Wow, one and last year kind of similar now I did happen to see when you called in to be dabbling live. Oh, yeah
Starting point is 01:55:11 I did see the card told you the answer is next uh-huh, and I don't know if he was fucking with us or not I'm taking it just cuz I want to know if he's a dirty liar. Okay. That's very good. I'm gonna say be it's fugazi What do you think Marybeth? I'll go if it's a false flag That would be the dumbest thing for sure missy B. What do you think? I'm gonna go next Russia. That was my initial okay and Producer Chris I went for gazing because I've heard him use it before So one and last year kind of the same so we we all decided that that's not the answer Let's see what happens. Do you think it's UFO? Do you think it's the military our military because a lot of them seem to be right around military bases
Starting point is 01:55:57 Or do you think we don't know we don't think it's an alien fuck We know it's not us. It's so boring. It's a boy It's a fucking liar. He is a dirty fucking liar trying to make me look stupid. And he did. Yeah, he did. He did make me look stupid. No, I didn't look stupid. No, I didn't look stupid. I was testing him to see if he was dead.
Starting point is 01:56:16 Oh, I feel like Aaron right now. You made yourself look stupid. I feel like Aaron is in trouble right now. You made yourself look real stupid. Oh man, you got... it's not your fault. It's not your fault. April is that you? Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 01:56:28 Do you think that we don't know, and it might be like North Korea or China, that they have been able to reverse engineer something that we haven't yet? Hey, Tommy, it's not North Korea. I can tell you that. I can safely tell you that. So this question is such a fascinating question. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have enough of Nicrocata's cocaine to catch an
Starting point is 01:56:56 alien. Sit, Eugene, sit. Good dog. Lion potato. No one has enough of Nicrocata's cocaineata's cocaine in a fucking evidence locker somewhere I'll take his Molly That's right. They never said they found any Molly. Oh his wife's name was Kayla. Oh right What have we done today guys
Starting point is 01:57:23 By the way card if wins that round which is annoying what do we done today guys? By the way, Cardiff wins that round, which is annoying. What have we done? We've done it all. We talked about the huge boob corner and Peter McLean and his horrendous interviewing style. Maddox teasing his big TV show, nine episodes, a full season of the alphabet of manliness or the encyclopedia of manliness, his new show. the show Lisa Boswell with some amazing drops that I'm sure will be on the board for years to come. Stuttering John is showing Quadfather how sweaty he is at the gym. We couldn't catch Nellie. You know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts To tease people to get them excited about it this episode sucked They say but maybe the next one will be good and then they hear this they go
Starting point is 01:58:33 I think this is gonna be good. I'm gonna tune in despite my better judgment and Here is what we'll be checking out on Wednesday I'm doing pretty good had a pretty busy week with work and stuff, but I got to get home early, go home like three hours early yesterday and I only had to work a three hour shift today, so. Nice. That must be really nice because I work like 10, 11 hour shifts. And then of course we're joined by the man, the myth, the legend, the mom slayer, BD Horror, also who runs the Horror Tavern.
Starting point is 01:59:07 How are you doing tonight, BD? Yo, yo, yo, people and patrons of the night. It is your boy, I am BD, the Baby Mama Bandit, the greatest superhero right now in Chicago. And welcome back to the podcast. I wish I could also work three hour shifts because I am packed up this week in terms of working. But I'm excited because now is the evening to get to chill and we're talking about some fun segments because the stories that we're going to be discussing today are probably some of the most divisive amongst Goosebumps and
Starting point is 01:59:35 you're going to get some different takes in this episode so I hope you guys are excited for our opinion and of course hit the subscribe button, hit that like button, it It's free The economy is expensive and if you don't the baby ball Amanda is coming after you Okay, that felt like a like a meeting Normal like zoom meeting with your colleagues show about Junkies Spumps are outside. It's called I have junkies Episode 18 attack of the mutant versus the tale of the ghastly grinner So what is the baby's mama band to do just like read the kids stories? Real scared before bedtime watch out you better stay in your bed Wow, so wow, don't be fun
Starting point is 02:00:22 Looking forward to doing that. All right, Missy B. Thank you so much for popping on today. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks for having me Oh, it's great to see you anything that you want to promote No, you just follow me on Twitter miss am first for all your Antisemitism needs just kidding. I love everybody. She's one of these people who's ripping menorahs out of front yard. Yeah Guilty I'm just kidding. I love everybody. She's one of these people who's ripping Menorah's out of front yards. Yeah. Yeah. Guilty. Guilty. Alright, Missy. I'll talk to you soon. See you
Starting point is 02:00:52 in the discord, Missy. Yeah, thanks for being here. Oh yeah. I'm keeping an eye on quad for you guys. Alright, appreciate it. Yeah. Alright, we'll come back in just a moment with voicemails and reviews. But first, we have some net news to attend to.
Starting point is 02:01:11 From YouTube, the ghost of Loplin Dunderbridge kicks us off with Aaron saying Melton's audience is my audience through my good graces might be the most stuttering john sounding thing he's ever said. Bob Sacramento confesses. Carl, a no-effects nerd? Hmm. I recently started to skateboard again at age 46 to get exercise. First song I put on my playlist for that was sticking in my eye. Sheesh. Turns out I may like you Carl and WATP. Giana friendly opines. The topes are growing on me. Legitimately pleasant opening. Ron Foulkes gushes. Lisa Boswell.
Starting point is 02:01:47 Automatic thumbs up every time. Matt Shanley with a deep pole. Helga is Chuck Connors in Tourist Trap. Brown Eyed Pinch notes. Carl and his crossdresser obsession. Chimp in a bow tie gripes. Christ, Cardiff can fuck up the flow even when he's not there. Jim Napoleon on Facebook boasts,
Starting point is 02:02:05 I only collect the finest of art, and shares a pic of his one too many DVD. Jimmy Horoff, not to be outdone, writes, I got the movie and the book used on eBay so he didn't get a piece of my money. Scalp! Judge Hardgroove shares, I'm banned from commenting on YouTube for 30 days
Starting point is 02:02:22 for saying I wish SJ would die. Like Mara. I can't believe YouTube would disrespect such obvious wit. You should take that comedy to the road. From Patreon, Brandon from Georgia is overwhelmed. God damn Carl. So much content. Good stuff. Justin Erb demands more steel-toed takedowns.
Starting point is 02:02:41 I love every second of it. Solonis is outraged. Zoo Culture Jim does have memberships. SJ is lying. He thinks we can't use Google to verify his claims. Deluxe is stunned. Can't believe Dr. Steve is walking around with a boner after he checked Rocco's turd cutter. That was wacky. Maybe he saw Lucy's big melons out of the corner of his eye. Lucy looking fly no doubt. And from Reddit, fixit403 asks, just checking a hunch.
Starting point is 02:03:07 Did eye dubs ever become a talking banana? Leonard Smalls is nice this week. Favorite episode in a while. Great to hear from Opie and Tom Myers again. Carl's exasperation with Myers' alien invasion joke is the hardest he's made me laugh in several Fortnights. Dr. Ted Penis astronaut reports, Carl mailed me bed bugs. The note said, since you couldn't attend, Carl is a cunt. for tonight's dr. Ted penis astronaut reports Carl mailed me bad bugs the note
Starting point is 02:03:25 said since you couldn't attend Carl is a cunt cultural hope ponders Ted tell me you didn't earn those bad bugs and tuggy MLC plays us out with still probably a better time than Potsdam yeah I was actually watching the recap that Melton Melton finally came back to the internet last night Oh good did a recap of the vegas show mary beth. What were your thoughts about it? We haven't talked since we've gotten back Do you guys have fun in vegas? It was so much fun I loved all the shows like
Starting point is 02:04:00 the probably probably my least favorite was the uh, live proctology prostate exam because I I love that I was I was enjoying that so much. Yeah, he was sitting there yelling be next be next Well, there is someone sitting behind us that just was like this is gay and then stormed out That's right. I forgot about that. Someone yelled. This is gay and then stormed out. That's right, I forgot about that. Someone yelled this is gay and laughed during that. Jealous. I mean, they're not wrong, but the guy's sticking a finger
Starting point is 02:04:33 in another guy's butt, it's pretty gay. It was a medical procedure. It was a medical procedure. That's what they tell us. So, Rocco told a pretty funny story on Be Dablin' Live today. I'll just sum it up real quick, because I thought it was funny. So, he has friends who he knew in New Jersey ten years ago who now live in Vegas
Starting point is 02:04:50 So he invites them to the show and they have no idea about to key. They don't follow the devil verse They don't know anything. They're just like hey, I'm doing a show. He didn't tell them anything come down You're on the guest list and come watch it so those guys all show up around the time WTP is on and then they watch to key suit and so those guys all show up around the time WTP is on and then they watch toki suit and They don't know what's happening or at a certain point It's like three of his friends and they're like did he put all of this on just to fuck with us or something like people Are cheering on a puppet that he's dressed like a wrestler like it's so weird. So then Rocco's getting the exam and he looks around the curtain and he sees his friends and everyone in the room is laughing and
Starting point is 02:05:27 Hooting and hollering and his friends look like they're watching someone die Actively and he's like, oh my god. I should not have told them to come to this They are so upset with everything they're watching right now I thought we the same sense of humor, but obviously not. They think this is horrible. He finds out that the guy just got word that his brother was in a horrible motorcycle accident and had to be helicoptered to the hospital and might not live.
Starting point is 02:05:53 So the guy's sitting there after just finding that out and watching this thing, and all Rocco's doing is like, I failed miserably, my friends think I'm an asshole and a loser. This is all my fault. Yeah, right, he was feeling nothing but self-loathing That what a fucking weird turn of events that was so we had that guy actually call into the show Live today and tell that story his brother
Starting point is 02:06:22 Swimmingly so yes. Yes, actually his prostate was fine. So that was good Yeah, I was talking about was like Ray DeVito was supposed to do it too, and they chickened out And then afterwards Ray's going I don't actually have health care. Maybe I should have done that like yes, right? You should have done that it's an opportunity for a free prostate exam You think Steve's gonna tell him no if he asked no no Steve was all for it Steve Why did the check right brothers balls my brother has no balls cuz he bowed out Turns out you don't have Testicles I mean I'm not saying my brother should have done anything with his balls at the show. I'm glad he didn't honestly
Starting point is 02:07:00 You're a good brother. Yeah, Casey's is watching you're listening. Grant, thanks for not pulling your balls out of Hackamania. Appreciate that. I thought you really pussied out. There's always dabble. Yeah, dabble. There'll be a lot more ball exams for sure. There's
Starting point is 02:07:18 always dabble. Oh boy. Uh Mary Beth, do we have any new reviews you'd like to read for us? I'm not sure where you guys left off of but I do have a few here. Okay This one has no title but it says this is one of the worst podcasts I've encountered They never do anything creative despite claiming to use a compressor to control the sound levels. The host frequently shouts What are we talking about? It's impossible to listen to but I love Lucy
Starting point is 02:07:46 All right, that sounds like definitely a five-star review And I do compress the audio. I know I do yell. What are we talking about quite loudly? To one of my catchphrases that just do that Let's see and then this one is titled, My Buddy Alex Stein. And it says, he's not your buddy. Hmm. Um, is it Alex Stein right there? Uh, is that a five star?
Starting point is 02:08:16 It is a five star. Oh, okay, very good. How dare you, not my buddy. You'll come here a rat, buddy! Someone posted a photo of Lucy at the Omega Mart that we are in in Vegas. Her new home. In the Discord. Alright, let's hit some voicemails and then we'll move on with our lives. Thank you very much, Marybeth, for reading those.
Starting point is 02:08:40 Oh, I didn't do your plug yet. Marybeth Rosie on OnlyFans! Yep, that's about it. Mibeth R. O S I E Beautiful and OnlyFans. Yeah, I'll put I'll put a link in the show description. So if you're looking for that click on there and that's where you can find all the sensational titillating picks sensational titillating picks. Yeah, very pretty fun.
Starting point is 02:09:04 Hey, Carl, I was watching that Hackadania recap live video and not to be put on a watchlist or anything for defending Vito here, but you were talking about his standup set and had said, quote, a lot of Pito talk. It was weird, understandable for most people. However, you and Vinny, have you realized you host the show where you laugh about child rape pretty consistently I don't know just some food for thought love the show though. Yeah, buddy keyword was laughing. It's a great point Keyword was laughing. There was no one laughing. He's no he's bringing up. He's pretty good points, though We do treat that in a way that I can see some people being offended by
Starting point is 02:09:44 especially the children especially the kids are getting dittled like these guys are making how much money on their page yeah for the trouble how many digits are I taking my butt for these guys it's not for everyone I guess tune in Mondays live Mondays one o'clock yeah if I know for yourself. I didn't get videos they won me over I listen alright Yeah, you used to think it was kind of gross. Yeah Disturbing oh dude once your soul dies you'll love it. Yes Exactly once you realize there's no hope for humanity. You're like I might as well listen to the career
Starting point is 02:10:20 Yeah, it's like that a quote from the Watchmen comic book He's like I realize when I realize everything is completely fucked being the one to tell you jokes It's the only thing that makes sense. Yes, it makes sense so I'm gonna distract it because someone posted a photo of Mary Beth in our discord and It's I'll tell Brian. They watch the show. It's hubba hubba Hey Carl, I'm still excited about the magic bag But I kind of feel bad for you because you're not getting, you know, super chats.
Starting point is 02:10:48 So I was wondering if I can sit in the front row and throw $5 bills on stage and yell vulgar things at you. That'd be pretty cool. I don't know. All right, chill. All right, yeah, we don't talk about the Magic Bag. It's not until October 25th, but tickets are available for the magic bag on their website Come see us October 25th. It's a Friday night back in Ferndale near Detroit, Michigan
Starting point is 02:11:10 I believe it's to be called steel tober fast. It's gonna be still to over fast like you've decided that but Remember when you're purchasing tickets for this event and I'm very excited about the lineup Eric Zane's gonna be there again We also have Ted Williams the man with the golden voice is coming back for it again Oh, of course all the drew lane. What did somebody leave a pie on a windowsill? But we're gonna have the whole gang there, I'm very excited everyone looks forward to Detroit We always have a blast we spend the weekend in Detroit
Starting point is 02:11:43 So when you purchase your tickets you can purchase the VIP meet-and-greet Just make sure you also purchase tickets to the show as well the meet-and-greet is separate from the show you got it by both And last year Wow nobody knew that Yeah A lot of poor readers out there. It was fun, but for moment a little awkward. Then it got fun again. Well, I want to spend the meet and greet talking to people and not getting everyone's name on the guest list. So that's my point. Hey, hey, hey, Carl, it's Jeremy. I am all in for Hack to the Future. That sounds absolutely fabulous with Lisa Boswell. Hey, is that gray sports all the night?
Starting point is 02:12:24 Lisa Boswell. Hey, is that grace for it's all the neck Is this the enchantment under the sea No, he was at the clock tower I think at the time we had to connect all the 35 Jigawatts 21 Is a bullet-proof 25 jake was Okay, who are the rest of the characters in this it's a good question who plays Michael J. Pines you're gonna be Marty, right? It's gonna be Marty. All right. I'm down with that You can put on those cool little tight jeans. Don't put you out. I'll be Huey Lewis I like this get a bit I like the plan that Marty comes up with.
Starting point is 02:13:07 He's like, all right, so I'll be raping my mom in the front seat. And then you come up and punch me in the face like, whoa, are you thinking this through right now? Why you're raping your mom in the front seat? This seems like a terrible plan. You know, I don't want to make the obvious cast-y joke here for that role.
Starting point is 02:13:21 But you really just set yourself up. I see what you did there. I see what you did. care for that role. But you really just set yourself up. I see what you did. I see what you did. I didn't even have to. This is more Jeremy come back in again to do more of Lisa being Doc Brown. People, people love this idea. I think it's a good idea. Carl, Jeremy again, I'm literally driving in my car and all I can, all I'm doing is presenting Doc Boswell lines like the Libyans if my calculations are correct when this son of a bitch gets 88 miles an hour you're gonna see some serious shit That's awesome. That's all I got. Sorry, I didn't have time to paint it. And I fell off the toilet and I hit my head.
Starting point is 02:14:08 And then I drew this. And then I had the idea for the flux capacitor. Can you believe that? I could listen to this all day. I know. What's Gary talking about, I wonder? Hey, Judy. Do you believe that Stuttering John
Starting point is 02:14:24 is a man who's been in the business for a long time? I could listen to this all day. I know what's Gary talking about? I wonder hey, Judy Do you believe that stuttering John really hired a private investigator? Named Dustin to dig up dirt on his enemies and rivals He's far too cheap. Oh, yeah, I forgot he is cheap Well, they're just like quick conversations out between him and judy was next door for that one Well, what happened to his neighbor? What was his neighbor's name? Die. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I just imagine those two like take time Off between mourning the child that I assume they lost and calling your show.
Starting point is 02:15:08 Those those are two hobbies. Alright, so here's another idea for Lisa Boswell. I like Doc Brown, but this one might be a winner as well. Hey, this is Jason from Atlanta. First time, whatever. Just time whatever just wanted to point out the whole reality trans whatever podcast really seems like Lisa Boswell is putting on the whole Harry Carrey voice from Saturday Night Live thought it was pretty funny someone I talked to at work and brought that up Anyways Producer Chris you're awesome. Carl go fuck yourself and Annie. You're here
Starting point is 02:15:54 Talk to you later. Bye Cubs win Cubs win. Hey, if you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I know I would Hey, if you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I know I would. I'd smother myself in mustard. I'd be delicious. Can you believe that? Yeah, Will Ferrell was playing Lisa Boswell instead of Harry Carrey all that time. Just changed the makeup. Alright, Kyle Patagoner. I also hear a little bit of that one future Bart when he's a big fat ass.
Starting point is 02:16:28 I wash myself with a rag on a stick. Please continue. All right. That is it. Now that reference is pretty deep right there. Well, we're at the end of the show. Hey, it's the count photographer. I have a a I dub story. It's a very stupid story but a long time ago I was marketing director for some startup video game and he some one of those kickstarter bullshit ones and he reviewed it and He was like wow this fucking game sucks and everything about this looks like shit And I commented clean your room because in the early days of YouTube
Starting point is 02:17:02 He just screamed with like the dirtiest room shit all over his mattress And after my comment, he never ever ever had a dirty room again So I like to take credit for his success Adding an element of professionalism that was missing that elevated him to the heights of YouTube fame And now he's a fucking cuck because he didn't have me Go fuck yourself. All right, Very inside info from Kyle photographer. Thank you for that. I don't know if this is responding to me or not, but it says, uh, last slide says, why
Starting point is 02:17:31 does everyone say that she came onto him and he pulled away. But the plan was, he got to remember what the plan was that he was going to be getting handsy with her in the front seat. And then George comes in and punches him out. That was out that so grants gonna play George, right? Yes for sure All right last one here call I totally concur anything that Josh Homme does it's complete gold Yep, I'm in particular Love is drumming with EODM and I think he has the best voice in rock and roll of anyone not named Devin Townsend.
Starting point is 02:18:08 You've got to check him out. Also I wanted to point out when you brought up Believe All Women, that movement, what I got a kick out of with that movement was maybe about a year after that big old movement went out, they released the Emmett Till movie and then they did a monument of them in Washington And my question was to all the believe all women people. How'd you feel about that? Oh No You're the people who killed Emmett Till just so you know Little woke dad there for ya
Starting point is 02:18:42 Thank you, that's my favorite call ever I never thought about that oh is he right Wow shit that lady they should have believed her I guess is my point can't believe all women especially Mary Beth Rosie can we put that on a bracelet we saw those yeah a new movement oh she get those for devil can put him on a keychain somebody keychain the devil guy if you guys have keys and I know something you do you're gonna want to come to devil God do Carlton comedy comm Vinny. What are you up to we do the creep off on Mondays at 1 o'clock on the creep off YouTube channel
Starting point is 02:19:13 This month we are celebrating pride. That's right creep off. We are starting off Monday. We're going down the letters We're gonna start with creepiest L Yeah So on day the creep off Vinnie and I compete in a different category every week to find the creepiest person in a category and so this week creepiest creepiest L and also subreddit surfing's great show great channel. Check it out. Check us out on YouTube and I will also add to Apple con two is going to be taking up so much of my life over the next couple of months. I really hope you guys make it worth me putting all this effort into. I wanna see you guys there. We're going to have a lot of fun and we're doing a lot of planning right now.
Starting point is 02:19:50 Yeah, make Julie's team do it. I might. I might. We have a meeting coming up, so we'll figure that out. All right, Mary Beth, always great to see you. Thanks for popping on today. Yeah, thanks for having me. She's the best.
Starting point is 02:20:03 She is. So cool seeing you guys and hanging out with you guys and Vegas that That park that we went to what was it called? Part that was that was a pretty cool place It was great seeing you. Do you have to keep bringing Brian around though? I was gonna go see Penn and tell her with you, but I know and then he was all like third wheeling A plane has hit I watch a Carly
Starting point is 02:20:46 Go fuck yourselves have a good week man. That good week. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. That was a great episode! That was really great! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Hahaha! Alright!

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