Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep528 - Horror Trans Podcast

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Starting point is 00:01:23 W-A-T-P. Hello, welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts, the only show that is popular without puppets, hunchbacks, or wheelchairs. I'm your host, Carl, with me today, a man whose third-rate podcast is one of the more popular third-rate podcasts out there from... Who's Right? It's Mean Dog. What's happening, dog? That is actually the best description of our show that I've ever heard. Happy Juneteenth, buddy. Happy Juneteenth to you too, Carl. And of course, producer Chris is here as well. Hello.

Starting point is 00:01:42 Please go to whoarethese that kind of get our email address We'll respond in relation to the subreddit link to our discord server link to our merchandise link to our YouTube channel And the link to patreon supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month that you can watch the show live I put the link out there sometimes hours before the show sometimes right before it like I did today Thank you Christian for reminding me and then I put the link up there in our community channel if you're on YouTube or if you're On patreon on our patreon page you get an email same thing with Supercast. And then you can watch the show whenever you want.

Starting point is 00:02:10 After we're done with it, it's still there. Go back and watch it uncensored. You can see all the stuff that at the end they're cut out of the show because it was so embarrassing. And it's like, oh, no one's ever gonna hear this. Oh no, some people will. Some people will.

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Starting point is 00:03:35 Stephanie Brie and Doug you've done a ton of research on this and I appreciate that. It's a little different format than usual I sat down and started pulling clips and I saw that Doug had 87 clips and I went, I think he's got this. But before you get into it, I just wanted to play you and this is from his, her YouTube channel. This is a good representation of what we're going to be seeing and hearing for the rest of the segment from Stephanie. going to be seeing and hearing for the rest of the segment from Stephanie Brie. Hey everybody, welcome back to Horror Trans. My name is Stephanie Brie. I'm a transgender woman and I talk about all things horror. And today I'm going to be reviewing the 1981 so called slasher happy birthday to me and

Starting point is 00:04:32 This movie is confusing as fuck And boring as shit. I was watching or trying to I should say watch this movie and I fell asleep then why are you reviewing it? So this is the thing. This is the problem that I have with Stephanie Brand. You're going to obviously tell me that I'm wrong about this, Doug, because you've done a lot more research on this. But if I was reviewing, let's say a book, let's say I was in a book club

Starting point is 00:04:55 and we all gathered together. Carl, what do you think about the book? I don't know. I stopped reading. I found it boring. Well, that's not the point of this. You got to, if you're going to review a movie. That's the review right there.

Starting point is 00:05:04 If you're going review review right there Do you have to watch it understand it's confusing I fell asleep Maybe you don't understand the plot because you were napping right during it. I'm gonna sign this you chose it Correct, correct. All right, Doug Talk to me. Where do you want to start? Let's play you are you are going into this with the wrong fucking attitude. This is the first time that I've ever come on this show. And after my first session of doing homework, I started carving time out just to do more. Doug sent me a note.

Starting point is 00:05:38 He's like, I'm actually enjoying the homework this time. All right. So I'm going to start with question number four, which I'm sorry, I'm going to start with clip number four, which is what I, my clip that summarizes Stephanie Brie. I would say that it is three minutes of autistic rambling and then followed by a question that had nothing to do with the previous three minutes. Okay. Actually, I take that back. I don't know if this is Platinum Dunes. I know it's Paramount. Let me backtrack on that. I know it's Paramount, but I actually don't know who produced this movie.

Starting point is 00:06:13 The reason why I don't know is because the rights are right to the 13th as a franchise and Jason is a character. A couple of years in a messy, different individuals and firms and companies have different rights, different pieces of rights. And so getting everybody to like, come together and cooperate has been a bitch and a half. rights, their piece of the rights. And so getting everybody to like come together and cooperate is been a bitch and a half. So I honestly don't, I honestly don't know who produced this movie, but that's not important to this video. The question is, do you buy this on DVD and put it in your collection? Blu-ray, whatever. Or do you watch it and forget it? That's the question that I like to ask. So there was three minutes of talking about I think this person produced it, but I don't

Starting point is 00:06:48 I don't know if they did. But maybe they did. I don't know if they did. I know they did this. They worked for this company. But I don't know if they were working for this company when they produced this movie. But should you buy it or rent it? Right, right. But none of that really matters. Yeah, no, I know. I know none of that matters. Why are we talking about it for so long? So I don't know if you notice this or not, but Stephanie Brie has four YouTube channels. Oh, I didn't know that Okay, so there's Stephanie breathe. That's one channel then there's breeze toys, which is channel to Stephanie Stephanie Brie plays retro games

Starting point is 00:07:17 That's channel three and then horror chants. That's channel four We're in for a fucking marathon Carl. I've got clips from every channel all right, and I also noticed he really is mean Doug I know Stephanie Brie also does have a patreon and He's making over 15 bucks a month So he's doing very well so that's good yeah, so you got a $1 tier a $2 tier a $3 tier and a $4 tier Suck it Patti C cups So you got a $1 tier, a $2 tier, a $3 tier, and a $4 tier. Suck it, Panty Seacups. All right.

Starting point is 00:07:51 So over on his website, I thought that this was, okay, so if autism was a person, and that person painted their fingernails, grew a beard, and pretended they didn't have a dick, that's Stephanie Brie. Okay. And if you keep that in mind through all of these clips, and then I'm going to read to you the description from StephanieBrie.com.

Starting point is 00:08:15 Stephanie Brie, I'm a transgender writer who also does podcasts and videos. If you like my writing, please consider helping me survive. You can support me directly by giving me money to PayPal at the transformer collector at you who calm It that struck me as really fucking odd that you're begging for money and then your email that you're asking them to send it to Insinuates that you're just gonna spend it on stupid fucking toys transformer collector. I thought I thought you were changing your language right there Okay, all right, so did you did you notice Stephanie Breeze hands there it looks like she he whatever Let me play this. I always say she after Stephanie and I'm going to keep correcting myself

Starting point is 00:09:06 I know it's tough because as Trans people go some people pull it off This is not one of them you use the pronoun his her which I think really applies to someone just this lazy But but look at how gross this person's hands are we go dirty that is it's like a coal miner In my clip to okay, and and the other the other hand was just as disgusting It's like what are you doing right there like Sutter and John it back. We'll take a bath. Let's go with that Hey everybody welcome back to horror trans my name is Stephanieie. I am a transgender woman who talks about all things How do you get your hands that dirty well changes

Starting point is 00:09:54 Maybe he works at Jiffy Lube blackface Something something trans fluid Transfluid there you go. Yeah Okay, so my clip three if you watch enough of Stephanie Brie you will notice that there's a lot of fidgeting scratching sniffling Yeah through the course of this episode. We're gonna cover all bodily fluids, but we'll just start with this All right, everyone is tuned out. We have zero viewers now Doug thanks for I don't care Just start with this. All right, everyone is tuned out. We have zero viewers now dog I don't care from the early 2000s

Starting point is 00:10:31 And This was one of the last ones they did most likely because They were getting diminishing returns. I love this. Do you think I get laid? She's getting laid out of the rag. What do you think? No Good point, you know a good point there probably not We're gonna jump into

Starting point is 00:11:01 Stephanie's review of Friday the 13th. Okay, so my clip number five is talking about the history of Friday the 13th. Let's talk a little bit about Friday the 13th, the franchise briefly. It started in 1980, filmed in 1979, and ran almost concurrently until 2003, culminating with Freddy vs. Jason. They did something like 10 or 11 movies in that time span. Blow your fucking nose!

Starting point is 00:11:36 So this was actually... Totally inconsistent with the shot from the depository. Again, back into the lab. And to the left and to the left Brilliant Not since stuttering John have I seen such a thick wad of something come out of someone's face on YouTube and then his her mopped it with his hers dress. Oh, God. That's a plus for apparently.

Starting point is 00:12:10 I am convinced that this is the most disgusting person on the Internet. You might be right about that. This is grotesque. Yeah. And I got to say, Doug knows this. When we both got into podcasting many years ago, we weren't looking to show our faces to everyone.

Starting point is 00:12:24 Like, I know I'm not a treat. You know, I was never like, I want to be a YouTuber. That was never my goal. And any of that just turns out to like all the podcasts that I go to video. Yeah, you did it begrudgingly on like some of these stars that we're watching. And not for nothing. I think I pointed this out. We did the teaser on the last episode. OK, you're trans woman. Great.

Starting point is 00:12:44 Can you shave your face? Can you pretend we all play pretend together on this one? Cuz I'm not buying it Well that with the cigar smoking, I feel like it's a character, you know, oh so Like a dick Tracy Out of the shower is like powdering himself They're just like oh wait I gotta put a bunch of shit on my arms and hands and face and look gross for the internet He is her ghost to shave

Starting point is 00:13:15 Looking good good kid alright, so we can go with number 14 This is so there step Stephanie Brie, whatever, does this quite a bit where for no good reason there's a flex or a brag or whatever, and it just doesn't necessarily make sense with what he's saying. This doesn't have me excited or like, ooh, that was awesome. No, it's just mediocre at best. Did I enjoy it? No, not really. Do I own it on DVD?

Starting point is 00:13:49 Yes I do, but I am a fan of the franchise. I own all of them on DVD. Now I do own the killer cut. So I want to put that out there. Well hello Mr. Fancy Pants. I hope Andy doesn't see this, he'll be scared. What is this owning things on DVD? What is the obsession with that?

Starting point is 00:14:17 It's 2024. This is some DVD collection we're bragging about over here. But did I enjoy it? No. No. Do I own it? Fuck yeah. Will I enjoy it? No, no, do I own it fuck? Yeah Why watch it again? No But do I own it? stupid

Starting point is 00:14:31 So if I was to ask you what are the three things to make up a Friday the 13th movie? What would you guess like what three? Points, I guess I guess like teenagers camping. Okay, right booze or some kind of partying involved and then Jason Voorhees. Yeah, right. That's kind of the formula covers it. Okay Right, you couldn't hit it any fucking better. I've seen Play my number seven, okay This movie does not look like or feel like or have any like tonally or visually anything at all in

Starting point is 00:15:11 connection with the original franchise This movie is Friday the 13th in name only You have the skeleton of a Friday the 13th film you got you got pot-smoking We'll say kids teenagers 20-somethings and you've got Jason and you've got titties lots and lots of titties. Okay good Prop officer Isn't that every Friday the 13th movie is those three things also? Is there a horror franchise that gets better over time

Starting point is 00:15:51 It's not like Freddy Krueger 8 now that's really the pinnacle of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies like well Yeah, but no he did just described. Yeah, if he was talking about Freddy versus did they do one in space I? Know how it was fucking ridiculous That would be one to complain about yeah not all of them had titties some more than others yeah i know two i think Was the best But i didn't see him better than howard the duck Okay, let's get this back on track i want to talk about definitely brie i Understand you guys are gonna try to, you know, okay, Doug, is there anything else you want to cover? Those are the dreaded words you hear when you're presenting your clips.

Starting point is 00:16:33 Wrap it up. My answer is gonna be yes. I just want you to know that we're going through these. Alright, let's go. Let's do it. Slow them down. Let's go. But the other day, I was... Oh, sorry. You want to tell them to edit that real quick? No, please, the floor is yours.

Starting point is 00:16:46 I was watching the Germany game today. No, go ahead and talk. So clip number eight is, it follows this up, where Stephanie is suggesting that the producers of Friday the 13th 4 had no idea what was supposed to be happening in the franchise. From what I'm seeing, or they just didn't understand what made Friday the 13th movies work in the franchise from what I'm seeing or they just didn't understand what made Friday the 13th movies work in the first place or they just didn't give a shit or

Starting point is 00:17:10 all of the above Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up. I guess don't a bucket for me here What I get to have fun with this one. Yeah, I did. I love this. It's great. I Sent that Back into the left clip to Adam throw just because I was so proud of myself. Mm-hmm I wanted somebody else to giggle with me. Did he give you a kudos on it? He did. He's a good guy like that giggle with me. Did he give you a kudos on it? He did. He's a good guy like that. Well, get into clip number 13 is some inconsistencies in Stephanie's review of Friday the 13th. Connect this movie to the the films from the 80s and you're not gonna at least give me an 80s hair metal soundtrack, you know? That's a

Starting point is 00:18:01 strike against the movie. Forgettable characters, forgettable plot, unforgivable sins of the characters, just awful music. There's not a lot to like about this movie. There really isn't. On the flip side of that, there's not a lot to hate about it either. I was going to say, Everything that he she is describing Sounds like what you'd expect like forgettable characters and annoying ploy. Yeah What do you want it to be like the twists and turns of?

Starting point is 00:18:35 Friday the 13th Love interest There was a It was about a three-minute clip.'s clip number six, about a three minute clip that I, it's the entire backstory to Friday the 13th Four. Okay. That I edited to about 18 seconds. Oh good.

Starting point is 00:18:59 Thank you for doing that. Yeah, you're gonna be nervous. So that's your backstory which is relevant because this movie is fucking weird Can I point out the obvious real quick Who is this for I Don't know who the fuck wants to hear this person say I saw a movie. I didn't like very much I'm gonna complain about it now. It's like you know we none of us like that movie. I probably 34. Yeah It's garbage, and if you did like it We still wouldn't like your review of it good point, but at least that would be interesting

Starting point is 00:19:41 That'd be more interesting take like why it's a great movie like okay. What do you mean? I would say that it's for about 17 people How did you fight Doug how the fuck did you find this you can thank Lucy tight box for her suggestion on how to find shitty podcast Yeah, all right the Lucy method the Lucy method which is kind of like the Andy method, but not quite but slower Doug was there something else you want to cover? Okay, so we

Starting point is 00:20:16 Will get away from some of the Friday the 13th stuff. I'll circle back later. Don't worry, but Into Circle back later. Don't worry, but into Here's the gaming channel clip number 15 is a pretty good snapshot of what Stephanie's gaming channel is like This is the water skiing level This one's fun So They do a thing where you can do a movie watch along Mm-hmm with with Stephanie Brie. Yeah, and I was gonna pull I I watched about a half hour because I thought

Starting point is 00:21:07 There's got to be something there. No cuz you're a man. Shut the fuck up, Doug You're probably on our patreon. I will be No, but the way that this movie watch-along works is you can't see what Stephanie's watching. Okay, and you she wears headphones so you can't hear What Stephanie hears okay? The camera is just pointed at? Stephanie and then every once in a while. It's Looking if she fell asleep the middle. He wakes up movies boring and confusing She's pretty boogery imagine that snore

Starting point is 00:21:55 Boogery is the best description of this person possible Okay clip number ten is a good place to jump to with that. It's called blow your fucking nose is the name of this clip. Her. Because of his mom. And we see pictures of his mom. State of mind. He can very easily be confused. Whereas, you know.

Starting point is 00:22:18 So I never, I never dig part two. Now, the movement. It had a mixed You suck suck I hope you die who usually did but for the most part the characters were generally likable oh damn it it's trying to get out let it out push it out so much easier I just I want to contribute to her Kleenex fund if you can't afford Kleenex The court ordered Kleenex will be appointed to you. It's in the Constitution

Starting point is 00:22:59 This is the good and the bad of Friday the 13th So the good let's talk about the good things. I like about this movie the first Segment with those early campers the ones who were In the woods telling you know doing campfires For the last five years and now he's not mad at me. So the way that I did this, my notes for this is I have different categories of clips based on what they are. Okay.

Starting point is 00:23:39 And I have a whole section called bodily functions. And that's all your clips? I was trying to just kind of sneak them in every once a while you know because I didn't pull it because of the content other than but anyway all right so we're gonna jump to a wrestling video okay this is on the regular Stephanie Bree channel and it's Stephanie discussing macho king and macho Man Randy Savage. Oh, okay.

Starting point is 00:24:06 I went back in time and rewatched those shows I missed out on. I learned of the Macho King iteration of him and I was not a fan of that iteration of Macho Man Randy Savage. Ah, excuse me. What? What?

Starting point is 00:24:22 Ah! Ah! Ah! Chuck,ent was a fun Jesus. Number 21 is another one. Dude Tell me we don't get sharts on this, okay? That was

Starting point is 00:24:36 the last of my bodily functions Thank you. Anyone watching this is going to get pink eye. I feel bad, I have a disclaimer on this episode. He, she should be on weird medicine. Yes Way to a good way to wrap up the bodily fluids would be my clip number 12. Okay, great. Yeah, let's wrap this up God damn it. I Think I'm coming down with a cold

Starting point is 00:25:05 Sherlock he lives a healthy lifestyle. I'm surprised. Okay, so we're going to jump over to the toy unboxing channel. Okay, great. Okay, that is clip number 16. All right, tell me there's transformers going on here, please You would think somebody would change sets if you're gonna have four different channel or angles You know what? I mean, I wouldn't have the who are these podcasts up behind me if I had an unboxing toy channel It would be weird. No one understand the context of it

Starting point is 00:25:40 Hey everybody, welcome back to breeze toys, my name is Stephanie Breen and I got some new Burger King Tom and Jerry Toys to show you so let's go ahead and open them up. It's the toys from a kid's menu from this year Yeah, that's out of the boxing video you got them in your happy them in your happy because several things wrong with this guy the Burger King Tom and Jerry toys I'm also gonna eat the Burger King right now yeah it's a buck-banging box okay so what'd you get on on one day Stephanie put out nine videos on one channel okay saved by theed by the bell, a retrospective, the top 25 licensed video games of all time, video game collector's guide for Colecovision, what you need to know

Starting point is 00:26:32 about small town festivals, tuna versus grilled cheese versus bologna sandwich, which is the best, a Tetris retrospective. Okay, let's talk about damn spiders already damn it What the heck even was MTV to and what in the Sam hell is frisbee golf all on the same day each one somewhere between 20 minutes and 30 minutes. Do you think he was just going through his hard drive one day? What? Oh, we should all this amazing content I've created over the years I haven't uploaded any of these I gotta get out of this what the hell was MTV 2? All right done I have to ask you to clarify one of those videos because I hate that everyone thinks they're a content creator like I'm a content creator oh yeah what's your last video it was about bologna versus tuna fish like well that's not content what was the name of that video

Starting point is 00:27:23 again? Tuna versus grilled cheese versus bologna sandwich which is the best all right let's talk about this all right is it tuna melt or what don't fucking add words to the question okay tuna sandwich versus grilled cheese versus bologna what do you got in the check a lot of fried bologna. What do you got? In the check. Anyway, but seriously because producer Chris is being a cornball Doug. What do you think? What's your out of those three? Oh, it the only right answer is grilled cheese.

Starting point is 00:27:57 That's what that's what current of electric says to but cheese is also good on potatoes. So he might have a bias Carl I see what you're doing and I have to say we need to get back Producer Doug Where we going next Doug? No, I'm good, okay going to go with Dax Doug. So you mentioned that. Wrap up or you got some more? All right. No, I'm good. Okay.

Starting point is 00:28:28 So you mentioned that Stephanie has a Patreon, but I'm going to guess from my clip 32 that I'm assuming that the YouTube channels aren't monetized yet. Oh, yeah, she. I could go for a frozen gas station burrito right now, but I won't. I ain't got the money. Oh no! That's the saddest thing I've ever heard! Jesus.

Starting point is 00:28:57 I thought not being able to afford Kleenex was bad. But a night of that and sent frozen burrito from a gas station. Or hand soap, now that we think about it. Oh yeah, there's a night of that set frozen burrito from a guest or hand soap now that we think about it Oh, yeah, there's a lot of things but a webcam not out of bounds for this person You can't get a burrito, but a laptop no problem Yeah, I'm assuming just based on that coughing clip when it looked like there was an earthquake Yeah, then it's probably a tablet sitting on his lap. Oh, yeah good point still I Guess there's like 50-hour tablets never mind. You're right. I forget how easy it is to do this sort of thing very good point

Starting point is 00:29:35 all right, so You too may think that you couldn't do an entire video on the worst breakfast foods I'm here to tell you you can okay an entire video on the worst breakfast foods. I'm here to tell you, you can. Okay. All right, so starting with clip number 33, this is, we'll just say it's about oatmeal. I like that you say you can't make a video about the worst breakfast foods.

Starting point is 00:29:58 Meanwhile, Jerry Seinfeld made a whole movie about Pop-Tarts. Yeah, and how'd that go? Yeah, not great. So he proved it got me done. But I'd say if you have to eat oatmeal, you need to doctor it. If I'm going to eat oatmeal, I have to put butter and brown sugar in it. And I'm not interested. Someone just got a lot of money. Was there inheritance or something? You got blueberries and raisins and butter? Wow. So

Starting point is 00:30:37 what I find so interesting about it is, to your point earlier, why? Why do this? You're going live or recording without any idea as to what you're going to talk about other than a base premise. I guess there's no pressure because there's no viewers. But again, four different YouTube channels. Like this person wants this to take off. I think of like a, I don't know, maybe Jerry Banfield in a different way.

Starting point is 00:31:07 Like, this person wants to get away from someone so they say, I have to do this. I have to do my show. Maybe it's that kind of escape. Oh yeah, because everyone wants to hang out with this person. Right. They're looking for excuses. I totally disagree.

Starting point is 00:31:21 By the way, OmegaWolf, member of Two Months, says that's a PDF file for sure I don't know that's true or not. I mean there's a there's some things happening here that would make you think that Possibly also. Thank you Rick C 137 for gifting five. Who are these podcast memberships? much appreciated Alright, so we wanted to wrap up or no we're not but I do want to reference that All right, so we wanted to wrap up or no we're not but I do want to reference that at PDF file thing Which how unfortunate for that kid that you go through that? Turmoil and then you're not even gonna get breakfast as you will find out in my clip number

Starting point is 00:32:00 The other breakfasts I don't like Pretty much any of the breaded breakfasts. I don't like donuts or cinnamon rolls really muffins English muffins we got it No, nothing no breads But I also really don't like the breaded breakfasts like you know like the fancy breaded breakfasts like pancakes I can't stand Like the fancy breaded breakfasts like pancakes. I can't stand fucking Believe this idiot thinks pancakes are fancy. Yeah, how does this broke idiot stay so fat? That's the most insane thing I've ever heard. There's a lot of the bready type breakfasts. I don't like

Starting point is 00:32:43 even pancakes those fuckers could you imagine the price of this guy they're like what kind of toes did you want with with that fuck your toast I think it would be more like I don't like toast or any of the other breaded breakfasts such as waffles and strudels and donuts and cinnamon rolls or the fancy pancakes that you have back there this is the following things I do not want to order from your menu No, no, sir. Just tell us the one thing you do want to Don't need to know all the things you don't like it's fine. I like those highfalutin pancakes

Starting point is 00:33:14 All right, Stephanie veers into grits and and his Just the clip number 35 is his view on grits. And I've already done a video on grits. I don't know what the fuck they are, but I'm not eating grits for breakfast. Don't even bring it up. If I'm at a restaurant and you're like, would you like some grits?

Starting point is 00:33:34 I'm gonna say fuck off, bring me like some, I don't know, hash browns or something real to eat. All right, Stephanie's winning me over. End scene. It needed to be said. Um, in cereal. All right, so people are listening to this and you're wondering what's going on in between these words. This thing is puffing on one of those cheap cigars. That's like a what is it called a cigar Sigrillo Sigrillo and It's gross. It's gross to watch someone smoke one, especially the way that Stephanie's doing it. Yeah It's like a bad blowjob. Yeah, I

Starting point is 00:34:21 Don't know why you're thinking about sex right now This thing from my mind producer Chris got a semi over here Jesus Christ. It's insane Dog you got anything else I was just listening to you two riff about transgender blow jobs It didn't go well I will I will veer off of the the rest of the clips I have if you want to stay on that topic. Otherwise, we'll just go back to more of number 36 the floor is All right, so the the last clip from the breakfast food is so real quick If I was to ask you Carl Chris, what's cereal?

Starting point is 00:35:13 You're asking what cereal is well, yeah, what is cereal I Guess it's like food people eat for breakfast fortified Food people eat for breakfast fortified Cereal comes basically in two flavors. You have the you know Grain of whatever type it is that you add milk and maybe sugar to. And it's like, why are you eating this? It's just a bowl of grain.

Starting point is 00:35:52 Okay. That cereal isn't just a bowl of grain. I don't know if you've ever had a bowl of cereal. They add other shit. It's not like the farmer just comes, goes out to the bin and scoops up a bowl and hands it to you I'd hate to be in the marketing department for a bowl of grain cereal

Starting point is 00:36:09 I mean like trying to sell that to kids would be tough sir sales are down We're like a the shelf space. There's a lot of problems. We need like a frog out of the bag I've got two more videos to get through. Not two more clips, two more videos. That's very important distinction. Okay. I would like you guys to decide where we go first. Either the 25 worst songs of all time or why Stephanie Brie hates comedy. I love music.

Starting point is 00:36:37 Let's go 25 worst songs. Let's do it. All right. So this is only two clips, but so first I'm gonna play ask you to play number 37 Which is the intro to this video with you know, the 25 worst songs of all time with a couple caveats Okay, and today I'm running through the top 25 worst songs of all time There's nothing newer than like 2005 on here. This is moot. This is music from the 70s 80s and 90s. Nothing older than that because everything older than the 70s to me is garbage and everything newer

Starting point is 00:37:16 than 2004 2005 is garbage. So it goes again without saying. So from the 70ies to the nineties, these are the worst songs I've ever heard. So the nineties was 15 years. Is that what we're to believe here? A 15 year decade. The nineties. Okay. So my clip number 38, I'm going to say this right now because Stephanie is saying a lot of crazy shit about Friday the 13th for, and a lot of things. She's throwing a lot of stuff from a glass house. No good music in the 60s. No good music in the 60s. Really magical mystery tour. I'm sorry. You're so yelling me. I'm just a fan. I know why you donating so much money in his first Patreon. I don't speak for him. Fair enough. All right, so the clip number 38 the way that I did this is I took the entire list of the 25 songs and I

Starting point is 00:38:11 Cut the shit out of it and then just made it one clip because I didn't want to send you over Thank you, whatever it is 10 or 12 clips of this So my thought is give it a whirl if you guys get bored with it just bail on it Positive you want to You know jump in on something However, you want to run your show on fine. Yeah, I appreciate this number 25 number 24 It's cat scratch fever by the scum wad Ted Nugent. It's not his worst song, but okay Like a jamming song and then it just like Peters out and then it doesn't build back up again until the end of the goddamn

Starting point is 00:38:49 Song I hate it when that happens Number 23 is walk like an Egyptian by the Bengals. Fuck off. That's our rules How dare you really problematic by today's standards because it's kind of offensive to Egyptian people Because it's kind of offensive to Egyptian people By Gary Newman, it's like listening to a dial tone from one of those old touchstone telephones You know you're calling an 800 number and you got that dial tone number 21 is love stinks by Jay Giles band I don't have to get into how okay with this song is it's it's offensive. You know it's it's attacking love I think 70 pre is winning me over right now. He's just a pretty hot tanks Yeah, this is like professor frog or whatever like it's annoying at first. Yeah, I get it now Yeah, yeah, yeah, or 20 is tequila by the champ. Oh, I'm out. I'm out. I'm back out

Starting point is 00:39:49 again. My Christian or Stephanie. Brie business again. It's nothing. It's just like a horn repeated over and over again. Isn't that from the 60s? That's on. I'm pretty sure I give me a look it up and then every like 30 seconds, the guy just yells tequila and I'm like, I don me look it up and then every like 30 seconds the guy just yells tequila And I'm like I don't even drink tequila, so what the fuck oh? 16 we are the champions by the band Queen it sounds like it's gonna be a rock anthem But it's not quite a rock

Starting point is 00:40:19 Ballad it's just a soupy mushy Gooey song that never never solidifies and never delivers. What are you homophobic? I don't like it number 14 going back to the Beastie Boys for a second off of their Album licensed ill is the song girls, which is an obnoxious dude, bro frat boy misogynistic pig song As opposed to the rest of the album As a big bc boys fan, I'm very impressed that that made the worst 25 songs of the 1970s 2005

Starting point is 00:40:58 This is a diverse It's of all time it just everything between 74 and 87 is also shit. Yes or outside of those years. Oh my god That's impressive the girls made the list by the way, Doug. I want to move out of my life, but I'm digging this I'm actually enjoying this I gotta keep going. It's so annoying. It's and it's just obnoxious. It's annoying It's frustrating. It's offensive in all the ways. It's and it's just obnoxious. It's annoying. It's frustrating It's offensive in all the ways. It's offensive to my ears

Starting point is 00:41:30 It's offensive to my sensibilities. It's just an obnoxious song Number 12 is also by the Beastie Boys going back to license to ill it is the aforementioned fight for your right to party this song is just bullish and Extremely offensive and It's just problematic and outdated in so many ways. There's just no defending these. It's almost like they're joke songs It's only these two sizes as a problem with our both joke socks or something I also don't like weirdo Yankevich's another one rides the bus very offensive problematic. Yeah, well We're not done yet. Let's see

Starting point is 00:42:15 By the crash test dummies, it's a stupid song well, he's literally just humming the whole song I'm back here boring moving on now. I cheated cheated with number 10 but it's Shania Twain it's literally every fucking thing Shania Twain did just pick a random song and plug it in agree that's one of the worst songs of all time yep what's the whole list could have just been her like greatest hits and I would have been like yes sure number seven I cheated again because I couldn't really pick which one is the worst of all of them It's just weird. I'll yank of it. I can't stand weird. I'll yank of it. What number six what? My patreon we were vibing there Stephanie what's happening?

Starting point is 00:42:59 Like that something is like the songs a guy beta who makes parodies I don't like the songs that a guy made a who makes parodies. I don't like any of that music. I Promise you it gets better. Okay, okay is the final countdown by the band Europe This song is obnoxious because it is overplayed in sports arenas It's another one where this person's ever been to a sports arena in their life side that comes out the thumb pin intro that gets you pumped up for the rest of the song. And the rest of the song never happens. You're like, wait a minute, did they forget what they were doing? Did they fall asleep? Did they change the radio station? What did they do?

Starting point is 00:43:42 And it's just like, fuck you you play the rest of the goddamn song Don't get me pumped up for a song and then fucking stop playing it. I hate that Number five we will rock you by Queen This is close to the most offensive thing I've ever heard. Can I just comment real quick? I know this is all ridiculous, but Shania Tw it was every song She ever wrote is on the list, but was Queen well you couldn't combine We will rock you we have the champions are always played back-to-back and you call that one saw whatever. I'm just nitpicking but Music wise to my ears. I hate this song so much Just fuck off. It's a it's in them. It's an irritating chant. It does nothing for me. I do not understand

Starting point is 00:44:28 why people like this song. It pisses me off that people like this song because that means people are always playing this song and I have to fucking hear it and I'm sick of it. I'm over it. God damn it, I'm over it. Number four is Under Pressure by David Bowie. But the reason I hate this song is because I grew up with an ice. And when I hear that jingle, I'm expecting Ice Ice Baby. And when it turns into this shit, this mushy oatmeal. So why is Ice Ice Baby not one of the worst songs?

Starting point is 00:45:01 Holy shit, okay, I wasn't expecting that. That's pretty incredible. That's a hot take actually. I'm like no no fuck off. You don't go away. I don't need it. I wonder how he feels about Rick James Number two my most hated song or worst song of all time. I will always love you by Celine Dion. I Fucking hate Titanic as you should I ranked it. That's a good take That's a horrible take. That's not even a thing. Yeah, that's not the name of the song I will always love you is Whitney Houston bodyguard To your right that's a good point They're interchangeable in my mind.

Starting point is 00:45:47 So I understand the mix up on that one. Dick, as the worst movie of all time, this is never going to change. I'm never going to give that movie a second chance. I've seen it. I'm done. I'm over it. I don't want to talk about it. But I own it. And this fucking quote unquote love song, which is stupid because it's not even a love story. It's I don't even want to talk about Titanic is not a love story This person claims you have seen that movie and doesn't know it's okay moving on

Starting point is 00:46:17 Number one worst song of all time. What is it? It's the song that if it comes on the radio I will walk out of the room. I will walk outside Across the street to get the fuck away from this song. I'll put my headphones on and blast some marilyn manson Or fucking you know, beastie boys or fucking anything To know can I guess what the song is? Centerfold j. Oh, you wish i bet that's what it's gonna be because that is the worst song of all time I hope it's hey jude taking it. it well not 60s. No 60s alright I have to listen to this piece of fucking shit. It is bohemian rhapsody

Starting point is 00:46:54 Fucking this person hates Queen she likes to hate this song I refuse to watch Wayne's world because of this goddamn song to watch Wayne's World because of this goddamn song. I stopped Cold Turkey watching Pat the NES Punk because he did a spoof of this song. And one, I don't like spoofs anyways. And two, I don't need to see that shit on your channel, dude, because now I can't watch your channel. There's not a piece of music on this earth that just grates my nerves more than bohemian rhapsody

Starting point is 00:47:25 I can't fucking stand us Wow you want to talk about a piece of shit that never kicks But everybody loves it for whatever reason I just fuck it. I fuck fucking shut up. I don't come on. We all know exactly I There's a 2% chance we're gonna get this far in this video and he still didn't put that in there for us Yeah, I I had zero faith that we were gonna make it Wow for some reason that I felt that very compelling now, of course that was six minutes long But you probably it was probably like a 30 minute video right to get to all that Yeah, there was I gave up two nights of my life All right, um duck is this

Starting point is 00:48:17 Stephanie brie character gonna make it on to who's right? Are you gonna introduce? Stephanie to anthony or uh Have you already? No, I haven't and I am assuming That's a good segue because I know you're trying to move on to the next thing and I'm still I have to keep on this I have to move on to the next thing but keep going Come on, man. This is a good one Okay, so I've got roughly 10 more clips

Starting point is 00:48:48 and I'm just going to ask you to play two more of them. Okay, thank you. Smart. One of them is 18 minutes. The other one is okay, we're gonna do one of those watch a watch or Stephanie watching an entire movie. Okay, so just in case we happen to run out of time, I took the Why I Hate Stand-Up Comedy and I reduced it to a minute 44 seconds. It was like 35 minutes. Okay. But it gives you an idea that this Stephanie Brie is the most hateful fucking person on the face of the earth. Today I'm talking about why I don't fucking enjoy comedies, which I fucking hate hate those fucking movies also, I hate sarcasm and I hate I I

Starting point is 00:49:33 It's just like fuck off I'm so sick and goddamn tired of the sarcastic comedy if your comedy is punching up I'm okay if it's punching down fuck off. I Hate Adam Sandler. I hate Ugly Face, which I can't even remember. Will Ferrell, I call him Ugly Face. I don't like him. I hate them both. I hate, hate fucking, I can't even remember his name right now because I hate him so much. The dickwad that did space balls Mel Brooks. I hate that.

Starting point is 00:50:06 I fucking hate space balls. I fucking hate space balls. I fucking hate space balls. Jesus fucking Christ. I fucking hate men in tights. I hate Monty Python the whole goddamn shtick. Fuck off. I can't stand Monty Python.

Starting point is 00:50:22 I can't fucking stand. I hate Shaun of the Dead. I fucking hate Tucker and Dale, whatever the fuck it's called. I won't even watch. BOOM! HITESAKE! I won't even watch. Dismantura. The first one is transphobic as fuck, and I hate that. I refuse to watch Home Alone 2 because Douchebag is in it, and that's triggering and I don't watch movies with Douchebag.

Starting point is 00:50:42 And I hate stand-up comedy. I refuse to watch stand-up It's always obnoxious and I hate it. They're always punching down and I hate it when you're don't punch down I hate them all so I'm like Say that to yourself in a mere douchebag. Jesus fucking Christ Texans piss me off So that's it that's all I got to say about comedy. Imagine the surprise if you see a title of the video comedy. Okay. Yeah. And then it just filled with fucking, I hate this and the fucking douchebag. Go fuck yourself. You're a piece of shit. Fuck you. I hate this. I started to put together a super cut of the word hate because it is it comes up so often and I just bailed on

Starting point is 00:51:25 it because it would have been less interesting than this last video I just got to like I pointed this out before but when you go on you go I hate stand-up comedy nothing else needs to be said you know to tell us that you don't like Jerry Seinfeld and I don't like Bill Burr it's like no no you already said you don't like stand-up comedy I don't like opera and I'm not going to go into here and break down're already said you don't like Santa Claus. I don't like opera and I'm not gonna go into here and Break down the specific composers. I don't enjoy like I don't like I don't like the genre. That's it. Move it on. I'm I'm beginning to think that Stephanie Breeze just a real dick in the mud Think you might be right about that

Starting point is 00:52:01 Alright, I'm wondering if 70 breeding get the hugs that he needed as a young child. Hug your kids, everyone. I have this jute. Wash your kids. So yes, I did spend an obnoxious amount of time filtering through all these videos. But one piece of gold that I found was that there was a collaboration between Stephanie Bre and Once Over with Kaylee. That's my number 25. Oh, that's fantastic. Today, I'm going to convince you that Wedding Crashers is garbage. Some other comedies I enjoy. I like Wedding Crashers.

Starting point is 00:52:40 So with all that being said, this movie sucks. So with all that being said, this movie sucks. I don't think that was a real Lucy Titebox video. I think that you did some editing on that. Alright, so I guess the rest of these you will save your audience from having to listen to why Stephanie Brie hates comedy. That's fine. But Stephanie Brie likes Wedding Crashers though. I'm so confused by this yeah All right, Doug anything else that we need to play you have a lot more now that you bring it up. I've got No we can move on if you want that's fine I feel like we should the hooks coming from the side of the stage

Starting point is 00:53:20 I feel like we should the orchestra starting to play you off a little bit from the side of the stage. I feel like we should. The orchestra is starting to play you off a little bit because there are other things that we need to get to today. And of course, one of those things being our cringe of the week, cringe of the week and the cringe of the week comes in from a Nick Tucker and Nick Tucker was checking out topic time with Harrison Young. We haven't talked about Harrison Young in a minute, you know with all the Helges and the Lisa's going on there's just so much happening at the dabble verse and thank goodness for Nick Tucker checking on this because Harrison Young, you know who Harrison Young is Doug. He's a guy who interviews nobody's for no reason for no reason at all and he has like a farmer on his show,

Starting point is 00:54:06 and the farmer's wife, and he's trying to figure out, I'm gonna go ahead and spoil this, because when I watched it for the first time, I was like, wait, what just happened? He's trying to figure out what to call the wife, because he's concerned that farmer is not gender neutral. He thinks that farmer is similar to like fireman.

Starting point is 00:54:27 All right. Good question. Are any of them actually farmers? Well, you know, you're looking at one right here. I could. And what about you, Terry? I mean, are you a farmer as well? A farmer or a a farmer or whatever they

Starting point is 00:54:52 As well I am the farmers wife Just like the poem three blind rice, just let them run out and give you some cheese and throw them back, you know, throw them out and then go. Right. Way to recover Harrison. Good job buddy. What are you a farm at? The Riff Master. It's always so topical with them too. You know, like that. Three blind mice. Yeah. Heard of it. It's pretty good stuff. Alright. I actually have something that I want to debut. I haven't even seen this yet. I'm very excited about it. But

Starting point is 00:55:29 before we do that, we're gonna bring on a longtime contributor to the show, friend of WATP. We have here Paco the voicemail. Woo. Yeah. I know what you're saying. What's up everybody? It's the man that got Paco poked up in the car like a bandage. What's up, man? What's up, Paco? This is how I celebrate Juneteenth. I'm like Paco, close enough.

Starting point is 00:55:55 Paco's coming on WATP. You know, Juneteenth is very special to me. I'm celebrating, of course, with some Kool-Aid. And just hanging out with you guys, man. Awesome. I appreciate you having me on, Carl. Me and Doug. Yeah, what's up, man? I love you, Paco.

Starting point is 00:56:10 So this is very exciting. I was involved in a project recently that Cardiff Electric was spearheading. And I did my due diligence. Jenny Jingle's at hers. I have not seen what has come of this yet. We're all gonna witness it now together. and I'm going to be the one who's going to be the one who is going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the

Starting point is 00:56:26 one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going

Starting point is 00:56:34 to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one

Starting point is 00:56:42 who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going to be the one who's going I'm Art of Electric. And I'm Tony Musgrat. What better time than now to remind everyone that today, more than ever, we need to come see you and come together as one. Next year, on the one year anniversary of We Are the Dablers, will you look back and remember where you were when you went to producer Chris.com? No you. There comes a time in every double verse

Starting point is 00:57:13 where we all must come together at once. So much middle drama for once it's not a word. A mini high path. The greatest cure on Earth. We can't go on. Pretending Carl isn't gay. But John's a bigot.

Starting point is 00:57:41 So we all must take a stand. We are all a part of this fucked up dabble verse, but it's time to let the scabby head. We are the trolls, we are the dabblers. Head to producerchris.com Cause that's what matters John's the real hero Saves drowning people's lives Let's all just make a better day For Chris and Bree Pick up a pen and let him choke him up! Oh, he has a perfect heart.

Starting point is 00:58:32 Despite the many strokes And the body of a midget found in a well As Johnny showed us Turn and catch it into decor. So we all must throw our empty cans. We are the trolls. We are the dabblers. We are the haters with a heart of gold while John gets plastered. John's a mental patient with a second-grader's mind.

Starting point is 00:59:16 It's true he absolutely has a fake degree. When you're dumb and broke, buying keychains and alcohol. If you just have a drink, you'll graffiti a bathroom stall. Well, well, well, well, well, once we die, I'll have a peek on mine. While we I'm a little bit jealous, it's the choice we make it This time it's not a lie, it's true We'll make a better day for Kristen Brees I tell you that old Kristen Brees, she's real party He is too, I'd really like to have a little bit of corn squeezes with them

Starting point is 01:00:24 With them fellers, I tell you that. And hey, it's good for you. Alright, well thank you, bye. And we don't need any to get off that old part of mine. She's something else, I tell you. Alright, thank you, bye. You guys are true. You guys are true.

Starting point is 01:00:44 That trash, my children. But now I need the money more than Greece so better start giving. It's a choice I'm making, I'm suing Dr. Steve. Now I'll be living in his house if I just believe. Lies. Mr. Rajesa, Tony Musgrave, Cardiff Electric, oh, with writing credits for that. Lady K. Lady K's out there.

Starting point is 01:01:22 Mike Gehry was fantastic. Andrew Dice Ray. Andrew Dice Ray! AI Dodger Steve! Skinny Vinnie Pong! Vinnie Pongito! And the editor! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! The song's over?

Starting point is 01:01:38 Come on! You know I can sing! You guys have heard me! Please, just let me be in the song! La la la la la la la la. Really, Potato? This is what you're gonna fucking do to me, Potato? All right, anybody who knows his name and address, I got five hundy for ya.

Starting point is 01:01:58 We can't go on pretending Carl isn't gay. Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Carl isn't gay Make a better day for Chris and right Get the fuck out Again I Again Got the record You're just gonna hear my voice on true sound fucking absurd, but

Starting point is 01:02:34 It's all good fun, right? Sit Eugene sit good dog Wow Cardiff Very well done sir Yeah, I was uh ask him how things were going Wow, Cardiff. Oh my god. Oh my god. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do tone deaf. So when Tony does his parody songs for us, there's a lot of auto tuning on it. And people criticize him for it. Thank God he does that. Right. Because I thought it was PJ Philem. I haven't heard a PJ song in a few years. I was like, is that PJ? Because Cardiff sent us the song with someone singing all the lyrics that we had to sing on, but not in the right

Starting point is 01:03:20 key. My poor wife, I'm over here. She's recording like pulling the volume down real quick. So she knows where to start singing, but like won't fuck her up because she's not used to singing. It was hard. Who can't sing at all. So it made it very difficult, but great job. Thank you very much. It was a lot for doing that. Thank you all for leaving your egos at the door. That's right. And I think that that's probably a perfect segue into one of Stephanie's Leaf Chamber songs. Tiger Louis says Andy is tone deaf too apparently. You're not wrong. You're not wrong about that. All right, what's the big news in the Dabbleverse with Settling John this week? You know, he's

Starting point is 01:04:18 traveling cross country. He's going from hotel room to motel room and broadcasting each night. And he had this thing where Kate Meany got the link and then someone tried to porn bomb John. And I mean, Kate Meany wouldn't do that to him, obviously. So he's giving her the benefit of the doubt on this. And this is from two days ago, where, and from Doom posted this, thank you Doom for putting this together. Fair use, buddy.

Starting point is 01:04:53 Strike it all you want. Oh, you know, I just, I just can't anymore. I just try and try. And, Kate, don't tell me you're offended, okay? I don't wanna hear that you're offended right now. We can how bad his hair looks he's been on the road for three days and he's lost all the fake color that was in it all the sharpie has been washed out or Soaked out from sweat. It's that hotel soap

Starting point is 01:05:18 Something's going on there. It's weird looking. All right But I mean cuz I'm offended. I'm offended. All right. Don't tell me you're offended. You know, I mean I got you. I'm not trashing you.

Starting point is 01:05:39 Don't worry about it. But don't say you're offended. I made a joke. I made a joke. I just got an attempt at porn bomb someone tried to porn bomb me again I was made a joke I know you wouldn't porn bomb me Jesus I was kidding you know what it was a joke. Jesus. Fucking hell.

Starting point is 01:06:09 Just got off the road. The fuck? Jesus Christ. Skola. Okay, I'm gonna send you the link. But I'm telling you, I'm so gun shy at this point. And I'll tell you why when you come on here, but it's fucking. Hell. Yeah, so one phrase you should know. hell. Yeah. So, what's your name?

Starting point is 01:06:46 Kevin Brennan thing on me. Alright, I sent you the link. Use the ring light. Look how **** sunburn I'm getting. The **** I didn't get that. Anyway, so, it's really getting So what's happening here is John such an idiot he can't he has a phone good news MacBook and he can't disconnect the two or turn off notifications or all the things that you would do if this was fucking with your Show if you get a text message it makes this long this loud pinging noise on your show It makes this long this loud pinging noise on your show

Starting point is 01:07:30 So Kate me and he's fucking with him in my opinion and just texting him over and over and over again He's going stop texting me. Sometimes. We'd like sorry whoops. I just did it again. Oh shit Sorry about that one Yeah That was a butt text. That wasn't me. Sorry. Whoops. Yeah, yeah. Just come on the show like you wanted to. Stop texting me. I'm live. We'll do it live. I've never seen someone type like that and I work with any he gets winded doing it. I like how he said I'm doing a show that Yeah, no, you're not you're not recording yourself on the internet, right? I'm live on the air right now. You're not Morning afternoon and now when I finally go live she text me eight billion times all day. I'm like what the fuck just happened? Come on the show. Oh, yeah, both. Yes in case she's not watching. Well, you know how it is with hot chicks Like I fight her so annoying. What are you doing tonight? Yeah

Starting point is 01:09:05 She doesn't realize that I'm alive. I don't know Well, what just happened there we go All right, so that part right here is nuts Because John is claiming and I'm not gonna play you this club There's too much to get caught up on but john has been claiming that he's got a friend in every city That he's dropping his cats off with he had this all planned out And so I don't know where he is now, but he dropped him off at his friend danny's house. He's like, oh, yeah No, the cats aren't here

Starting point is 01:09:41 And then you see in the background the cat climbing up on the bed It's so insane bed That's a straight How does that even work Travel cross-country with cats. This is so insane Okay, come on the show and talk You just told me that you want to come on the show All right, I'll talk to you later, all right? No, but you told me to stop texting you so I left the apartment to go meet evidence.

Starting point is 01:10:29 Because I'm live on the air and it keeps dinging. I know because you're mad at me. What, wouldn't you be? I'm not going to put you on your face if you're going to be in this photo. It don't matter, I don't want this fucking asshole to have anything from me. I already have my fucking couch I Should bring up the fact that I believe it's sheet shitterson. I have a video of his coming up in a little bit

Starting point is 01:10:55 Actually went and grabbed the couch cushions from in front of John's old apartment They may or may not be at double God They may or may not be at double God Fucking crazy people are we either photos taken next to Finally food being shipped to the bath house. They can't be legal Yeah, I know but you gotta be smarter don't share my shit with anybody they're all scumbags all of them Except you folks Anything of mine being shown

Starting point is 01:11:43 No, I don't give a frog fat ass you know don't ever send anything out to anybody they're all scumbags did you just say did you just call me a fat ass? They are all scumbags! Alright I'll talk to you later. And by the way I've been texting and calling you all morning and you don't fucking respond. Oh, what a loser. Chad, you're such a loser. The fact that he's calling up Kate Meany. Well, it's nothing to do with this guy, obviously. He's an old washed up loser and she's a young attractive attractive woman and he's going and you didn't respond to my text

Starting point is 01:12:27 Messages this morning like take the hint Don't yell if you ever yelled at a woman for not getting back to you out of text Holding your phone like that your fucking texture call me and squash it At 10 o'clock in the fucking morning I started texting at 7 a.m. Yes, he thinks he's being entertaining right now Well, he always thinks he's being entertaining He doesn't realize how pathetic he comes off as though Quite sad. It's fucking sad unfuckable this guy Alright call me call me whenever

Starting point is 01:13:12 Alright I'll talk to you later but All right, it's just I I don't know what to say. I just don't know I'm gonna say it dings again, you know I just don't know. I'm gonna say it dings again. You know, I... He's gonna start texting. Don't be mad at me. He's gonna do the confession room with us as if she's not still listening.

Starting point is 01:13:32 She didn't do it intentionally to hurt me, but unfortunately, you don't give anything out to anybody. Look what happened with Quadfather. You can't trust anybody in his fucking dabble verse I've learned the hard way nobody have you learned zero zero fucking trust hit the like button The Dick Show is back. How does he keep text to me? Oh, God. Look, I mean, I'm not mad at Kate Meany.

Starting point is 01:14:12 Ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling. Keep on dingin', keep on dingin', I'll be singin' while you keep dingin'. Keep on dingin', keep on dingin', I'll be singing while you keep thinking keep on thinking I'll be singing while you keep thinking keep on thinking I'll be singing while you keep thinking I'll be singing while you keep thinking I'll be singing while you keep thinking. All right. All righty. Oh yeah. Don't you get any more clips you want to see?

Starting point is 01:14:50 I do. I mean, I can watch this all day. It's so embarrassing. Hey guys, let's bring up the man of the hour. Yes. The man who put it all together for us. Cardiff electrics in the house. Hello. Hello. Tony muskrat and mr. Magenta. They're my boys. Yes. And thank you to everyone who great collaboration

Starting point is 01:15:13 between amazing card. All right. So this was what we're just watching is from two days ago and John was concerned that Kate Meany might've given out the link that he sent to her and he's like, what the the fuck you can't trust these people I don't know if you know about this dabble first thing. It's a lot of jerks out there. You never know What's gonna happen? But my quad father gave out John's phone number. He tweeted it out So John had to change his number again this week Which I don't know the quad father played this all that well, it's just kind of coming off as like a douche now He's like, oh, I'm gonna put all this stuff on John.

Starting point is 01:15:46 He's like, you know, we get it. He didn't like it. I'm kinda starting to think it's the circle of John. And we're back to this point where he's changing phone numbers. Yeah, actually, it's funny you say that. He'll be substitute teaching in seven months. I pulled this from the Dabblers anonymous subreddit

Starting point is 01:16:01 since you brought that up. This is from anal underscore with underscore assi. And this is the circle of mistrust. Troll context, John. John is suspicious. Troll flatters John. John spills all his secrets to troll. Troll pranks John. They turned on me. That's like, it just keeps going over and over and over again. It's incredible. That's like, it just keeps going over and over and over again. It's incredible. It keeps falling for it. It should be a lawsuit somewhere in there, but yeah, we get it.

Starting point is 01:16:29 Right. Threat of a lawsuit probably at some point. Well that's day turned on me. That's included. Okay. Good point. Okay, so you just saw the day where he's concerned about Kate Meany. Hey, I was texting you and you texted me back.

Starting point is 01:16:42 Do you want to come to the show? You just said you wanted to. Now you don't want to. What's going on? What's fast forward one day after that? And oh boy, John is not happy about the falling out. I'll give you an example. The one I did with dabbling Dan was very simple. And this is what he's explaining right now. So John explains, he does this thing called integrity verification. What he does, and he's he's talked about this before. He tells someone a made up thing about him and then sees if me or Shulie or Dan was not just talks about it, then

Starting point is 01:17:16 he knows who the source is and not to trust that person anymore. Which is a weird thing because he tells people things like I don't talk to my children anymore and you know like really embarrassing shit to see if it was according to him to see if it will surface I'll give you an example the one I'm currently down was very simple you want to know what my integrity test was oh yeah yeah I have one too but. His family loves him very much. This is the thing. When I talked to John on the phone last year

Starting point is 01:17:50 and John was like trying to buddy up with me and team up, we had this weird conversation. We started going into really personal stuff. You started talking about money, how much money I made. I didn't really devolve anything. But he told me that He hadn't gotten pussy in like eight or nine months, and it was like this weird dry spell that he was on and I was just like okay, man, and I thought at that moment. I'm like this

Starting point is 01:18:23 John say that to me thinking that I might go on my show the next day But guess what John told me cuz I didn't I'm like I don't know if that's true or not I don't trust this guy at all. Sucker it's been two years. I'm sure he hasn't gotten bussy I believe that part but I was just curious he told me a lot of weird things. You think he has a notebook keeping track of all the the shit that he's because he's got to know who to cross reference to. Right that's one of the problems with this logic is that we know that John's not organized so the idea that he's got to know who to cross reference to right? That's one of the problems with this logic is that we know that jobs not organized So the idea that he's planting all these different untrue. I wrote it all on my couch cushions Which person betrayed me now, I don't know I Told that one Dan and I swear I'm positive I just pictured him with a fake mustache hat sunglasses, sunglasses, showing up at DabbleCon,

Starting point is 01:19:07 just looking around the couch cushions, just kind of sniffing around, seeing if he can find a script. Reading the newspaper with the eyes cut out. And you can even ask him if you ever see him. I told Dabbling Dan that my kids and my ex-wife came to my condo in California and did an intervention. And he bought it. And I waited. And I waited and I waited and I waited to see if the shit network was gonna say anything

Starting point is 01:19:46 I waited to see if lady K was gonna say anything I waited to see if The potato or to key and I waited to see if dabbling Dan was trustworthy Now I did that with Kate Beanie That's wet more Yeah, he's drenched Isn't Tablin Dan his friend from the bar? I have no idea who Dan is. That actually started that like I think it's I think that's one of his real-life friends who he sees at the bar. Yeah no it definitely is a person that he actually talks to in real life but he can't trust anyone at

Starting point is 01:20:22 this point. I have to say this is obviously a very nice motel room that he said, where, you know, there's no thermostat on the wall. You just have to go over and push the button on the air conditioning unit, put ice in front of the fan. TV to the wall. And, and just remember we don't make fun of Doug every Wednesday when he's in one of these hotels doing his podcast But right right what you thought of John if he wasn't screaming at us that he's a millionaire

Starting point is 01:20:53 And then broadcast this that is the smallest TV I've ever seen in a motel room in my life I don't know they made up that small. It's like a 22 inch TV or something Like flat screen. Yeah, this is one of those rooms you get by the hour. I think yeah even no, I can't let's Mexican It's like this is like where a poor person stays Yeah, I don't like to look at that bedpan to the left there You know when I see images like this. I'm like let them into the country Broadcasting from the bathroom right yes for some reason in the bathroom. I guess that's probably the coolest best light lights. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And acoustics. And I also wonder if like maybe the Wi Fi is not great. So we had to like find

Starting point is 01:21:50 the closest to the hallway. Can you hear me now? Yes, his car is in the hallway. What do I mean hallway? Good point. It's a parking lot that a door. What do I say? It's not a high. I did that with Kate Meany more than dabbling Dan and more than Dustin, because Kate Meany,

Starting point is 01:22:22 let's just face it, I mean, she appeared a little inebriated and doing whatever last night and she lies a lot. Alright, so now John is claiming that he gave a lot of untruths to Kate Meany, a lot of them and not just one like let's give her a lot of things to talk about to see if she was going to leak stuff to see whose side she's on. Now this is an actually a brilliant strategy of job was actually using it. He's not, but similar to what the Biden administration is doing right now, where Joe Biden this past week, it's not been a good

Starting point is 01:22:56 week for him. He seems like he's out of it. Maybe he's not all there. He's not really sure where he is. He's kind of wandering off. And then they come out and they're like, well, deep fake videos. Well, yeah, no, deep fake videos exist. So what John is doing is the same thing. He's, he's going like, yeah, people say, my kids don't talk to me and I'm a loser and I have no money left to my cancer dying. But I just told them that to see who's lying about me, dumb things to tell people to start rumors about. But okay, so this is now John claiming that fake info is getting out there because he told this to Kate Meany.

Starting point is 01:23:32 I was talking to Dabbling Dan today and he goes, oh yeah, the, uh, he's a shit way or has a big guest tomorrow. I'm like, that's Kate Meany. And so this is great. So Kate Meany played into my bullshit. I told the bullshit about my son, about my daughters. I told Quad that my oldest didn't talk to me anymore. Okay, so this is a weird one right here.

Starting point is 01:24:02 I told Quad father, the guy who I thought I was friends with her five to have months So I used to let co host on my show every day My oldest didn't talk to me And this was his brilliant plan to find out if quad father was his friend or not This seems crazy to me my guess is and I'm not a smart man That his oldest doesn't talk to him. It does sound that way Yeah, you know what quad father's been leaking all this information about me back when I thought he was I was friends with them

Starting point is 01:24:29 But I was lying about the thing and it's only a coincidence that they're not friends anymore, right? This is crazy If if for some reason Anthony and I were to get into a huge argument and never talk again, yeah, the first thing I would do is get on my show and say, okay, look, I just did eight years of integrity checks behind the scenes. Anything that Anthony says, I was just checking to see if I could trust him. I listen, I planted a small penis can get it up just to see if that would surface out of some run it somewhere.

Starting point is 01:25:02 I want to know who my friends are. Who's the mole? Or even if we caught me on Father's Day. But I say that because I want to see if they're going to fucking diss me. And now Quad did. Kate did. Dabbling Dan didn't.

Starting point is 01:25:19 Well, Dabbling Dan's one of the good ones, as we know. So now John is claiming that he's been lying to Kate. Didn't he just say Dabbling Dan gave one of the good ones, as we know. So now John is claiming that he's been lying to Kate. Didn't he just say Dabbling Dan gave up the intervention info? Oh, is that what he said? Oh, I thought he just said that that's what he gave Dabbling Dan. He never, I don't think that he ever-

Starting point is 01:25:36 Right, he did that to test him. That was his integrity verification test. But everyone's talking about the intervention. So does that mean he failed? Well, I think he's telling a lot of people integrity verification. But everyone's talking about the intervention. So does that mean he failed? Well, I think he's telling a lot of people real things about his life. Which is why this stuff is leaked out. And Dablin Dan saw that it was already leaked out and he's like, ah, fuck it. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:25:59 I should've heard it though. So that's fine. But this is John lying to Kate Meany. Let me also tell Kate Meany this and Kate if I'm watching now Yes, I've lied to you a lot about Like that he's like she's the bad friend yeah he's like did I lie to you about everything of course I did I had to that's what I do okay yes I lied to you a lot about different things while I pursued identity I can't

Starting point is 01:26:37 say right identity verification integrity verification job not identity verification idiot I've lied identity identity verification was what TSA does Trying to get through security. It's very different Quad on two things that I could remember He shafted me on and this started when I was the Royce that's how far back this goes And this started when I was with Royce that's how far back this goes Because look at all the people that fuck me over Ryan Sean Harmon hockey puck So many people Betty Loco Andrea Brown. I mean Nikki B every single one of them

Starting point is 01:27:21 Yeah, all these people. Yeah, there's one common denominator Crazy how that works out. Also once you're telling everybody his fucking game plan, it's like, you know what I'm saying, like going forward, anything he says is a lie. Yeah, Poggle, that's a good point. He's just like, if you get close to me, I'm gonna fill you with lies to see if you tell anyone about them, but this is what's crazy,

Starting point is 01:27:41 because I get to the rest of this clip play, because it's so convenient. The lies he tells people are all the embarrassing stuff about him, but all the cool stuff about him is all the real truths that he's telling. Fuck me over. And I fucking did that because this way I know who's fucking me. So Kate Meany is apparently going to think that's her big fucking reveal and Or she's gonna say that I don't talk to my kids, I mean I told her so much Horseshit now a lot of the shit I told it was true. Yeah, all the cool stuff inside Atlantic records Or to the Howard surge over 15 years. I'm hung

Starting point is 01:28:21 Yeah, but I love you just like why would you tell someone who you think is your friend you don't talk to your kids anymore How do you win in that scenario? And I get the impression they talk for hours. I believe that he has said that yes for sure So clay dabbler was tweeting at John so John tweeted out, Integrity verification, Kate failed. And Clay Dabler responds with, passing it didn't get me anywhere. Cause I guess Clay Dabler also has a bunch of, you know, embarrassing fake information about John.

Starting point is 01:28:59 And then John's response is, attorney Mod says what? And of course, John's issue with Clay Dabler now is that Clay was a moderator for Vince the lawyer and that was John's out to never talk to him again. So Clay Dabler says, if you need that as an excuse to not be friends, it's fine John, I'm happy to be a spectator.

Starting point is 01:29:18 I was in the same spot as Leo Gunn and Mommy. None of us asked to be a Mod, it's all good though mate. You have great people around you, thumbs up. Yeah, not a lot of great people around John, I would say. So, John's going to this wedding, his nephew's wedding. That's why he's going to New York, and he's bringing Kate Meany. Or is he?

Starting point is 01:29:39 So, let's find out why John was bringing Kate Meany to the wedding. It's not because he wanted to sleep with her her Thought it would be cool to have a young hot chick on his arm of course. We're friends that just lie to each other I Tell her have truth she tells me full on truth and When my nephew asked me if I had to get do I want to bring something to the wedding? It's like I don't know anybody in New York And when my nephew asked me if I had to get, do I want to bring someone to the wedding?

Starting point is 01:30:05 He's like, I don't know anybody in New York. You know, I haven't been in New York full time in a long time, obviously, since 2004. So I was like, hey, if you want to come with me, fuck it, we'll hang out. It's almost like he was doing her a favor. Yeah, it sounds like it was. You know, I was like, ah,

Starting point is 01:30:21 if you want to fucking hang out or whatever. I'll let you. Do you want to go in half and half on the gift or I mean I can cover it if you want It's my nephew, but I'm just oh, did you want to buy the whole thing okay? I? Got the card you put the 200 bucks I'm just picturing of showing up with something covered in cat shit as a gift for the wedding In the back of the back seat of the car you could sell this on dabbles and out of this for a lot of money You're welcome

Starting point is 01:30:46 It's like a hundred biden painting Okay My friends in florida are in motorcycle clubs, you don't think I can get fucking cocaine and weed in florida That's the fucking cocaine capital of the fucking world. South Florida. You gotta be fucking kidding me. But you fucking fell for it. Hook, line and sinker. Oh, wow. He just revealed a lot right there. A couple of things going on. First off, not only was he gonna bring Kate to the

Starting point is 01:31:18 wedding, he wanted Kate to bring coke. So that's like, hey, can he hook me up kind of thing but also? I'm friends with motorcycle clubs the club no Correct me if I'm wrong guys But if you were part of a club and you went on the internet and said yeah, this club of men's really cool They get me cocaine you'd probably be out of that club pretty quick like the other people in the club like well We don't want this guy around. He seems like a narc.

Starting point is 01:31:46 It's like an air nibble situation. You're just like, I don't really want to do blow with this guy. He seems to be like telling on us. He seems to be a tantal tell. Also I happen to live where he lives in Florida. It's not the cocaine capital of the world. I mean, Columbia might be Miami sure. There's a lot going on there. We're pretty fucking far from Miami

Starting point is 01:32:11 We're on the right next to the medellín cartel Not even close rather than where the gulf coast. It's a very different vibe Over there, but okay according to john the motorcycle club gets some coke and he's so cool If you say so. So then John explains that he knows shit about Kate. So this is, this is the big reveal because John's a villain as we know. So John's going to explain that he knows stuff about Kate. Now, hold on a second. Could Kate be lying to John?

Starting point is 01:32:38 John's lying to Kate. Is she lying to him? No. He has a good reason why. You, some of the things you've told me, you will have also told Chad. She lined him. No, he has a good reason why you Some of the things you've told me you will have also told Chad It can be corroborated Okay, so there's a lot of things

Starting point is 01:33:00 That you've been you've also told Chad and I'm well right. This is what's so crazy Just like no Chad told me that you also told him that it's like well if Chad said it then it must be true. Okay. That you've told me you've also told Chad and I'm not going to say other things that you send me that you've tested me without me without my provocation. Now I think I think we know what they are. Okay. So what John is referring to here obviously are nudes. Yes.

Starting point is 01:33:28 Otherwise, he wouldn't have used those words. Now, a couple things here. First off, does he not realize that Kate's fucking with both him and Chad at the same time? Kate wants something to do with either of these guys. She's fucking with both of them. So of course she's going to say shit to Chad, she's going to say the same shit to John. He's going to be like, well, there's proof that it must be true.

Starting point is 01:33:44 No, she's fucking say shit to Chad, she's gonna say the same shit to John. He's be like, well, there's proof that it must be true. No, she's fucking with both of you guys. Secondly, and I don't know if this is true or not, but I've heard that Kate is sending nudes from a porn star to Chad, and he's believing that it's her. He's such an idiot. Why would she send you her nudes? Like it's been revealed this week she doesn't like you.

Starting point is 01:34:03 I'm confused on how this works. No, she sent them to Chad too, so it's been revealed this week she doesn't like you. I'm confused how this works. No, she sent him to Chad too, so it's true. Okay, fair enough. Very good. So now John's going to explain that man, Kate, you fucked up. You really did. And I liked you. Really did like you. I had fun. I loved your laugh. I thought you were smart and funny. And you stabbed me in the back and you send quad father the link to get my channel struck now you think that's fucking funny well you know the fucking walls in that motel are super fucking thin the people next door like shut the fuck up yeah I know you're uttering John we didn't play this on the show because I mean things are happening so fast the devil wars right now but New York New York security was

Starting point is 01:34:54 called to his room and he had to go up and during his live stream go talk to security about it's like you can't be ranting and raving like a lunatic in your motel room It's annoying for the other guests the irony is later on in this episode I don't know if you have that clip where he goes and yells at the kids making too much noise on the balcony You're fucking up my live stream I got 86 people in here Celebrity oh he did pull that card a couple times with the New York, New York security. I'm a celebrity So John just said, you know that Kate sent the link to quad father who was gonna porn bomb him again He gets channel taking down. Is that funny?

Starting point is 01:35:37 John tried to get my youtube channel take it down and my patreon take it down. Was it funny? I don't think so. I wasn't laughing about it. I think it's a great joke Maybe pocket makes differently, but I thought I don't think it was very good All right, so now John goes to the After everything I've done for you. I Love John. This is also a thing where you could just kind of predict where the relationship was gonna go I love John. This is also a thing where you could just kind of predict where the relationship is going to go. Of course he's going to say those. After all the kind things that I've done for you selflessly, I never fucking hate on you.

Starting point is 01:36:14 Never sleep with you. I wish you weren't a liar. Yeah, you don't want to fuck Kate Media. We all know that, John. I mean, that's not the reason. Can I just say, if you're talking on the phone with an attractive girl and you don't want to fuck her, that's gay. What are you doing? What are you talking about?

Starting point is 01:36:35 Trying to build a relationship with someone. What are you? What do you need, a pen pal? I'm fucking my balls in here. What are you doing? I've never heard anybody list, like create a long list of things that they did for somebody selflessly Yes, right. That's how that works. I

Starting point is 01:36:51 Don't even want credit for although I will ask for credit for the next 15 streams. I'm here Jesus but this is my last clip on here for John is just John is transformed into a villain right before our eyes and everyone I've talked to ever felt bad for John or thought like ah this guy you know you guys are going too hard on him shit like this you turn around immediately go oh no fuck this guy he's the worst person I know the dark details okay and certain things that you have done are quite criminal. Okay?

Starting point is 01:37:26 So I'm just saying, think, talk to your mother. Fucking snitch, huh? Yeah. So you're missing something here. All these pictures talk like that. Yep. This is very important. If John fed Kate Meaney a bunch of fake information, he wouldn't care that it got out

Starting point is 01:37:46 All it would do is prove his point, correct What he's doing now is telling her if you tell the truth about me, I've got all this shit I'm gonna tell about you that tells you that it's the truth that she knows Observation yes The fact that he's now threatening her with the information that he has Tells me everything to know that there's a lot of embarrassing shit that Kate Meany has on John that is a brilliant point. Yeah, I'm glad that dog doesn't have anything on me She shitter said put out a a video today called enemy of the drunken state

Starting point is 01:38:21 This is a trailer Had I decided before we said of show. I thought I'd play it. Home Run Shedderson. It says potato filters have killed more than 147,000 people a year since 2020, according to the World Health Organization. The only known cure is Doxin. I want to know about his wife, I want to know about his parents, I want to know about his gambling problems, his urine samples, his porno rentals. I want to use every means possible to get what we need. I don't have my phone number, okay?

Starting point is 01:38:58 John Choi, that's our friends, huh? Fucking cowards. Call me if you want to talk to me. I'm going to the world. This is not going gonna do anything. Because this little son of a bitch is not gonna be the final chapter of my life. That is an act of violence. Music of DJ Dabbles out there. I dox the world, of course. Big hit over on the Uncle Rico show and uh, she chitters and is just doing a fantastic job on YouTube and uh, dabble is not as I think he's late pollution over on dabble is not of us and uh,

Starting point is 01:39:44 doing a fantastic job. Thank you for that I'm still in the lead for dabler of the year, right? Of course you are buddy. Okay, good Newcomer of the year dabler of the year potato of the year I should get the rookie of the year this year rookie of the year. Yeah for the first year wasn't a full year You know you get called up in August. It doesn't count. No Paco I want to thank you for joining us now. You do a show Is it yeah about that? No, it's it's called Paco's power hour. That's right And that there's a new show I knew it do it like I know he's from yeah about that

Starting point is 01:40:14 I've been on Paco's power hour. I should have known that we talked about Primus You know episode 42 was a Carl's and then episode 64. it got Carla and Andy. That's right. Off of them bozos on and he's on episode 59, you know, and he's he's good. He's good at, you know, talking about men at work because we had a little rarely at work some surprise. You would even know about that review. It's funny because Andy's rarely at work, so I'm surprised he didn't even know about that subject. That's impressive. But Paco, you reached out to me.

Starting point is 01:40:51 I wanted to bring you on the show because you reached out to me. You have a friend who needs some help. Do you want to let people know about that real quick? Right. Yes. Thank you, Carl. I do appreciate you having me on to promote this GoFundMe. It's from my dear friend Rosa and her girlfriend Jasmine.

Starting point is 01:41:07 Now they're going through some really hard times right now. Rosa actually had surgery on her eye. She had like four of them. So, you know, she can't see anything out of her left eye and then it's like 40% of her retina's gone in her right eye. Legally blind, she can't really work anymore, you know? And Jasmine is just out there grinding, trying to get get trying to make the ends meet, you know, and

Starting point is 01:41:30 You know during Christmas time last year their apartment flooded. They have to replace all that big financial strain Top of that recently. It's like they their car took a shit. They went to get another car They went to the dealer that they sold them a lemon $1,800 down next thing, you know, they're like, yeah, we could probably get you another car because this one fucked up or whatever But then you guys are gonna have to pay another and it's just like a lot It's a lot to deal with she they got four kids to take care of you know what I mean and in It's just tough times

Starting point is 01:42:05 for them. So, you know, I wanted to promote their go fund me. And you know, if you guys, if anybody out there can contribute a little bit, you know, it would, it would help out a lot, you know, even if you can't contribute, maybe share, that would be great, you know, but these are very near and dear friends to me. So that's why I say I would go for me. I'll put it in the show description for anyone who's listening. But what is the go fund me for that? Let me see here. Go fund me. I got I sent you a link, but you're talking about the support like this part right here. I'm clicking the screen and nothing's happening. Maybe if I shared it, right?

Starting point is 01:42:53 I don't know. Look, I sent Carl the link. Hold on. Let me pull it up on my screen. You sent me two different links. It changed. There was one link and then there was another link. The second one.

Starting point is 01:43:02 I'm a busy man. I had to watch the Germany play today. There was a lot going on in my world Yeah, no as he was going through that I was thinking of that phrase well other than that miss Lincoln. How was the play? But like I said I have the link in the description and Will people know how they can help out because a friend of Paco is a Friend of mine for sure Tony muskrat writing. Oh, yeah right now It's not doing so good, but you know what? That's why I decided to reach out to Carl

Starting point is 01:43:36 I was like cross got a big platform. He's got an even bigger heart That's you know saying to let me promote this, you know, and I do appreciate that's why I'm a fan I got this shirt on you know, I'm gone off a banana bag Right, right, so I mean You know Go back up to the top real quick. Yes, go back So let me scroll back up to the top real quick. Yeah, scroll back up. If you go to GoFundMe and search for

Starting point is 01:44:06 support Rosa's family through tough times, it should get you to where you wanna go. Correct. I was just gonna say, yes. This is what you type in? Support Rosa's family through tough times. Yes. And you will find that.

Starting point is 01:44:18 And Rosa is an attractive woman who can't see real well and needs your help, so thank you, Paco. So you're telling me there's a chance. My goodness. You know, anyways, I appreciate you for having me on and sharing that man. I appreciate you Paco. One of my favorite guys on the show. I'm glad that we've connected through this and Paco's power

Starting point is 01:44:46 hour as a YouTube channel. Yeah. And if you want to hear Rosita, she's on episode 77. All right. You know, pretty funny, pretty good. Excellent. Well, thank you, Paco. Thank you for coming out today, buddy.

Starting point is 01:44:59 You know what? Thank you for having me, Carl. It's always a pleasure. Maybe I can do an episode in the future. I don't know. Yeah, you know what? You know what I'm saying? I'm going to future. I don't know Yeah, you know what you know what I'm saying? I'm gonna pray for that. You know, I'm saying Thank you for having me Carl I gotta take off I've been neglecting him for like how long two hours now, man. I gotta see you. Take care.

Starting point is 01:45:25 I've been neglecting him for like how long? Two hours? All right, I'll see you guys later, huh? See you, buddy. Bye, Poco. Bye, Cardiff. The great Poco, everybody. Fantastic stuff.

Starting point is 01:45:37 All right, I know we're long in the program. I have a lot of steel-toed stuff to get to because there's some fascinating shit that happened. Let me check in with my buddy Doug because Doug is an expert on this subject. Doug, can you hang me for a minute? I can. I'm far from an expert on steeltoe, but I hate to do this. So I sent you over a clip and it's it's Stuttering John related. Oh yes, you did. Yes. Well, I sent over over three but the only the one I want to play is my attempt at trying to make a funny clip And it's dog shit so you can bail

Starting point is 01:46:10 15 seconds in but okay, you know the the clip of whole thing, you know stuttering John holding up that Jam box or whatever to When he walked off in the distance, the first thing I thought is, guy, he looks like an Oompa Loompa. You know, because he's so fucking tiny. So if you could play the clip I sent you called Oompa Loompa Quits, I would appreciate it. I'd love to.

Starting point is 01:46:35 ["Oompa Loompa Quits"] That's a piece of fucking shit! Get the fuck out of fuck out you fat fuck! Get the fuck out! You fucking piss! You fucking dickhead! You say one bad thing about my fucking family! Next time I come back I won't be talking!

Starting point is 01:47:08 You fucking asshole! Motherfucker! You came to come out and puke to me? Shut it! Fucking... There's no such thing as shut it, come out and puke to me! What? I didn't killing it.

Starting point is 01:47:29 This is amazing. Bravo. That's fantastic, my friend. Holy shit. Yeah, we played it on Who Are These Souls this week and everyone's been talking about it. I didn't feel like we needed to do it today. But John went to Patrick Mountain's house when he knew Patrick Mountain wouldn't be

Starting point is 01:47:44 home because Patrick Mountain told him he wouldn't be home after two and then John showed up at six and then pretended to like Patrick's a pussy wouldn't even come out and face me. Never even rang the doorbell. He was just standing in the street. And I said this, but I'll say it again, John, if you're going to come to my house and you stand in the street and yell, I won't hear you. The windows are closed, we have central air. You need to ring the doorbell. Please come in. I won't know that you're at my house unless you ring the doorbell.

Starting point is 01:48:10 I'm not just like looking out the window watching for John to show up. I have shit going on. I know you wanna move on. I got those two, those John Iso clips. Let's do it. Of him sitting in the casino. I removed the background noise and the music

Starting point is 01:48:24 so you could hear is This was after he went to Melton's house and then went to the casino trying to set it up again. Okay Hey fatty, fatty I'll make you a bit Let me know if you're there now. I'll come right by you. I so drunk Vegas beer cells Jerry will take me But this time you have to come out All you have to do you know how to email me everyone knows my phone number Let me know you're gonna be there. I

Starting point is 01:48:54 Shall come Time to pay the pipe up. Yeah Okay. Yeah, he's such a douche So Patrick Mountain was in Palm Springs. He went to California to hang out with his family and jazz is like a home now like no What I've been California. Yeah family visits typically take a little bit longer than yeah, John But also and I'm sure you guys know about this Patrick Melton strategy. He wanted to be home for John He literally was live streaming on Friday knowing that John was in Vegas inviting him over and then messaged John on Saturday saying dude come over my house. I'm leaving it too. And then he went to New York

Starting point is 01:49:31 Yeah, anyway Melton wanted John to show up because he was gonna spray with a super soaker Could you imagine John there the boombys is like yeah, come on you fucking tough guy and he just goes like yeah Here you go Have it amazing and they were just leftovers from hackamania Yeah, just shitty didn't get to I think you were gonna touch on it But as I understand it Melton went to the casino John was at yes and was messaging him while he was live streaming saying Come down. I'm down here right now. I'm only gonna be here for 15 more minutes John Stretched out his live stream to hit that 15 minutes. And then Melton said, okay, I'm with you. I'm here for another 15 minutes if you want to come down.

Starting point is 01:50:09 So then he said, John just started reading free chats, trying to, you know, wait them out basically. You have that completely correct because Melton went down to nine fine Irishmen, the bar that's downstairs in New York, New York, knowing that John was upstairs in New York, New York and said, I'm downstairs. Come up here. Come down. And John just delayed time, delayed time.

Starting point is 01:50:40 And yeah, you're right. Cause Patrick Melton was like, I got to go too. And then John delayed time and then paper like I just kidding. I'm still here He still never came down So I'm sorry card. I think I cut you off with my Alex Jones job. Oh, no. I know that did you did you see the Sopranos? this is your Anos I Don't know. Oh

Starting point is 01:51:01 private chat private chat Think you'll enjoy this. Oh, okay You can't trust a potato Oh, this is him driving through what he says was Patrick's ghetto. Yeah, it was nowhere near Patrick's house. He's like, look at how shitty the statement is. You're like, what? It's fine I'm shaking my one-part really big The wheel turn upside down Loaded with things I've been insane Sending the blues while being a town

Starting point is 01:52:27 I'll be what you want You want it and you'll have it You'll have it Shotgun shine, shake my body Phone in the reflection With a blue moon in your eyes Yeah It's the first of all the days

Starting point is 01:52:41 You got yourself a gun It's the first of all the days You got yourself a gun It's the first of all the days Oh Awesome well done Cardiff Wow Cardiff is killing it. I'm taking a break I'll produce a Chris. I know you you got a run good. Gia Kia. Kia to you buddy. Thanks for hanging out with us Hey Chris, thanks guys Okay, so After all this there's there's so much to get to I'm gonna go through this very quickly But are you guys familiar with the the weight is happenings in the world of Aaron and the whole to Nick Ricada. I've heard a few things.

Starting point is 01:53:25 You've heard a few things. So I get all my steel toe shit from Melton. Yeah, okay. But I think to summarize what I know is he snorted blow off a YouTuber's asshole while his kids were eating baked beans in a room next door or something, is that close? Yeah, that pretty much summarizes it very well.

Starting point is 01:53:43 This is Aaron getting the news. So I guess this broke on Kiwi Farms. They got the paperwork that showed that Nick Riquetta's children were all hair tested for drugs. Let me explain what that means real quick if you don't know. So, waste comes out of your body in the form of hair and the reason why they test your hair follicles for drugs is because it will show you a much longer history than say a blood sample or a urine sample. So if you test hair you can find out someone's done drugs over the last you know years let's say.

Starting point is 01:54:25 It's kinda how that works. Does that make sense? Am I wrong about that? I didn't even look it up, it's just what I remember. Don't know if I think that's accurate. From doing, from having to do drug testing to get a job. I went in to go take a drug test for a job, and so I'm like, hold my pee, hold my pee,

Starting point is 01:54:44 and they said, no, no, it's a hair test. Well, how far back can you check on that? Like, you know, I was prepared for 30 days. What are we looking at here? Right, yes. That's the scary part about it is that it goes back quite a ways. So anyway, apparently the ricadaeta has five children as we know and They were tested for drugs and this is Aaron him Holt on his show from yesterday Reacting to the information he saw on

Starting point is 01:55:18 On Kiwi Farms. They're saying check Nick's thread what on Kiwi Farms He's making his big return to streaming and like 11 That's pretty fun, right? I've never been to this website yet. I don't I don't five fifty three hundred page long like just message board. Oh See that this is the performative Aaron in what rare his know have you ever done this before like in real life where you go? Oh, you put your hand over your mouth. You're like, oh no Like that's obviously acting. It's not a real thing people do

Starting point is 01:55:59 Acting yeah, so this is this is area. He's like so outraged by the information. He's saying oh Fucking way This is from no I isn't no Josh on Kiwi for a while I caught we're not gonna read this okay, all right, so he just stopped his lame co-host Whoa, whoa, whoa, this is about kids. We can't read this he's going to spoiler He's erin is going to create it, but he's like whoa whoa we can't do this I Think said differently he said you're not gonna do this. I'm gonna do this

Starting point is 01:56:39 Think of the goal This is gonna make me fucking furious if this is true I Can't even joke about this one if it's true you don't joke about anything and you're not a funny guy It's a PDF file Here we go a little bit. That's official. Give it to me. After being placed out of the house, the children were subject to hair follicle testing. Oh, now he's acting like he's getting choked up. Oh god. Say it's not so. This is

Starting point is 01:57:17 too much. Guys, if what I'm reading is true, anybody who still defends this mother **** Alright, this is what it's really about. He's loving this. He's like, oh, there's more things they hate Nick Reketa about and make me the good guy. In Aaron's world, it's good guys and bad guys. Nick Reketa bad guy, therefore Aaron good guy. So this is what he's all excited about right now.

Starting point is 01:57:41 He's like, wow, this information I'm about to tell you about proves that I'm the good guy. But so do we agree? I'm going to ask a question that I would assume is rhetorical, but that everybody in the group, Aaron, April, the Roketas, everybody's just shitbags. Is that, do you agree with that? State? Of course. Yes. Okay. No, not Aaron. I'm not going to tell you. He does karaoke with his daughter in the garage on Instagram. Now he's a good guy.

Starting point is 01:58:11 Yeah. So I, I, it was suggested that I don't come on here because, and I'm not joking. It was from somebody that, that, it wasn't from somebody that's dressed as a potato, but that you were a rickada Apologist, okay. No, no, no, and we're gonna get into rickada's livestream After we watch this because I've got some thoughts on Nick rickada as well and the way that he's playing this which is not good So no, Doug. I am I'm no one's apologist. I can tell you that I tell you you the way I see things. I'm just going through the list of things

Starting point is 01:58:46 I wanna say in my head, but I can't say on YouTube. Nick, don't stream tonight. I'm guessing those are mostly racial slurs. I'm sure Doug does the same thing. He goes through that list of things. All right, you're on YouTube, you're on a rumble. We'll wait. It's really affecting me at work. I have a a slur that is my go-to like if a carpenter hits his thumb

Starting point is 01:59:10 Yeah, he goes fuck. Oh, I yell a certain racial slur and I'm starting to do it in my day-to-day life It's going I'm going to get fired again. I promise you We're counting down the days. I actually have a website up. When will Doug be fired again or fucking do you know? Or fucking do go on and talk about this bud Case type chips. That's a child protective services thing in the matter of the welfare of the children of Kayla Nick, Reketa I'm hyperventilating a little I'm so fucking angry. You're not. Yeah, I'll just get all. He's not hyperventilating because that's you would see that and he's not angry. He loves us. This is what he's hoping for. He's been saying all along. Like

Starting point is 02:00:00 in his mind, the victory is Nick and Kayla and April continue to do drugs and lose the kids and go to jail. Like that's makes him the, Hey, I'm the one who won in all of this. So he's not angry. Sweet. Yes. That's the woman I talked to at child protective services. They had to talk to all of us. Yeah. All right. Let me scrub a little bit here. Let's see where it gets interesting. Where he finally reveals what's going on. After being placed out of the home, the children were subject to hair follicle drug testing. All of the children except for blank tested negative blank tested positive for cocaine at a level of over 5,000 with a cutoff of 500.

Starting point is 02:00:46 I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means, but the fact that there was any fucking. 5,000? I had a cutoff of 500 now. It's like, yeah, I don't know what that means. Yeah, me neither. I don't know what that is. All right, so the nine-year-old, Nick Rekade,

Starting point is 02:01:02 I guess the nine-year-old girl, whoever it is, tested positive for coke. So let's see how Aaron explains this. Anything in there. The child should not be testing positive for fucking. You know what? Probably fucking happened. You know what's fucking disgusting? Please. This is my favorite thing that Aaron does. I've gotten so annoyed with Aaron watching over the last couple months Because he just makes up stories and then gets like upset about it argues about it's like we you just made that up So what's what are you getting upset about? You don't even know anything But okay, let's see what it made of story as for this

Starting point is 02:01:37 One of the parents probably did move one of these and then kiss the fucking kid on the head or something like that Did one of these and then kiss the fucking kid on the head or something like that Okay, so let me explain how stupid this is because this comes up multiple times in this video Aaron doesn't realize how hair follicle Testing works. He thinks that the cocaine was in the hair like someone like Kiss the hair onto the or kiss the cocaine out of the hair or something It's like no no it's in your bloodstream that it comes. He's so fucking stupid But so what he did is he did three bumps total right through the course of his drug career or four and then watch Scarface and he's seen that they tested on there to see if it makes your gums numb

Starting point is 02:02:22 So he's just assuming that that's what they were doing It's so sad that that's what they were doing. It's so sad. It's crazy. Fucking pigs. Fucking pigs every last cock sucking one of ya. All three of ya. I hate this fake outrage. It's so annoying. She was allowed into the home but she was not allowed access to the parent. Oh, so the chips person went to the house, but she was, she was allowed into the home, but she was not allowed access to the parents bedroom. Let's scrub a little bit

Starting point is 02:02:55 more. Responsibility for the fucking stream tonight. You chicken shit, you fucking chicken shit fucking stream. Wow. Tough guy. Aaron is telling Nick Reketa. Fuck it. Stream your chicken shit. What? And this is so funny because it's right after we were talking about how Keanu and Chrissy and Missy all said you're a doofus when you try to be a tough guy. Come off like a douche and Aaron was like, yeah, no, you're right. And here he is being tough guy Aaron again. It's not good. It's fake If this document from candy, oh, I County is correct One of your fucking children's hair follicle test

Starting point is 02:03:37 It says here was positive. Yeah You say one fucking word about being a father you say Alright so This gets so stupid it's so perform. This whole thing that he does. Monsters. We can fucking talk about this tomorrow. We can fucking talk about it. And if you go watch that piece of shit stream on YouTube or Rumble tonight, you

Starting point is 02:04:16 fucking ask him nothing but this. Ask him nothing but this fucking thing. The fucking chips hearing where there was a goddamn fucking follicle test and one of the kids didn't test negative stuttering john's next door like keep it down everyone knows you're acting shut up i'm trying to yell about Kate Meady. What are you doing? You're not gonna get the part This is so weird You know, it's co-hosts to say they're just like with a weird look at his face like Aaron no one's buying this This is not a good look. No one thinks that this is real. You know that right and then the chips people you had Three or four days since you got released from jail the chips

Starting point is 02:05:05 people come over and you still go you can't come into our bedroom god I hate these people I really did I've I've done such I've been on such a journey with my feelings about these individuals what a journey fucking April's Twitter picture again. This is insane. All right, so Here's about this crazy journey where he's getting a lot more viewers. He's trying to monetize that he's like this journey I've been on after all of this where I have viewers and I'm hitting the goal. It's crazy You can't you guys can't believe it. But the other thing he's obsessed with is just April updated or Twitter profile photo. And Aaron's reading all kinds of shit into this for some reason. Because now I'm really fucking mad at that picture. Are you worried that people want to see you this

Starting point is 02:05:56 way? Oh, make sure I make a sexy pose. Hey, Liv and Nanny, what are the kids that fucking talk in their hair follicle test? God damn it have some fucking shame. Oh It's my fault right that your guys's life is all fucked up take some fucking responsibility for once I mean, it's literally just showing this photo of April just kind of like Doing nothing. It's nothing crazy. That's what somebody looks like when they're no longer around him, right? She's usually content and peaceful. He's just screaming. I can't believe we've gotten to this point already. And knowing Aaron, I don't know Aaron very well, obviously, cause I was wrong about everything, but knowing Aaron from what we've seen.

Starting point is 02:06:40 Can you say that part again? Yeah. I obviously don't know anything about it. I was wrong about everything. Thank you, for doing the steel toe show. Hold on to where these podcasts with Brian Johnson, but there's going to be a time in the not too distant future, I would assume a few months, maybe a year where Aaron will be reflecting back on this time and going, yeah, I was overacting and I was trying to draw support for the shell. Like this is also fake But he won't admit it now just like he didn't admit that the whole April stuff was fake like she's great We're doing great. She loves being on the show

Starting point is 02:07:13 She's one of the funniest people on an internet show ever like well now you can't believe that he's like no I didn't believe that at all. I was lied the entire time. Okay, good. We've established that you're a liar now What are you gonna bet you're like this time, but what I don't understand about it is heat It's gonna sound like I'm sticking up for him whatever but he knows he owes nobody any information correct, right? So if I Said it several times on my show you can believe what I say you're not believe what I say. I don't give a shit, right? You know there there's always lies in there. If I can, if I go to the gas station and nothing happens, I may add a midget to the story just to make it funny.

Starting point is 02:07:51 I don't give a fuck if you believe me or not. Right, it works. If somebody calls me on it and says, well, you lied about it. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to be somewhat entertaining. That's what I'm trying to do. But that's the thing though, Doug. And I think that the way your show works,

Starting point is 02:08:04 the way my show works, the way my show works, the way Cardiff's show works, even Tukey, like a lot of these shows, we don't base it on our real lives. And I think that's a key element. When I first started podcasting, I never want to talk about my family or anything about who I am. We review podcasts. We're coming to get away from all that shit.

Starting point is 02:08:22 Yeah, we review podcasts and we give them. The problem that Aaron has stepped into is that he claims to be telling the truth about his real life. And then you go, Oh, well you were lying. You said that April was upstairs making candy bacon and she was actually at the Ricanos house getting fucked by Nick. And he's like, yeah, okay. I wanted to protect her. Okay. I, it's like centering Jen, I had to make up that lie because the whole internet was coming down in there. It's like, okay So now we've established your liar. Maybe don't make your life the main topic of the show No, I

Starting point is 02:08:54 I don't think that that's what he should have done what he should have done is just been honest and say Yes, my wife is getting plowed by a youtuber because I gave her to him And that fucking sucks and I didn't want to tell you guys that so I said she was making bacon Making bacon technically One of the greatest things that happened when John first came back to the internet and he was on MLC and I think Kevin Brennan or someone or maybe Bob asked him about you know you lied about driving for uber Why did you lie about that? He goes cuz it's embarrassing

Starting point is 02:09:25 Yeah, good. All right, so now we're all on the same page here you lied cuz you were embarrassed Okay Cool, can we do that going forward now? Just and typically what happens? That's the thing that's really not brought up about John right and he just said I lied cuz I was embarrassed Oh, yeah, that's a great point No one goofs on him for being an uber driver like yeah, well That's the least embarrassing thing you've done I'm ashamed

Starting point is 02:09:54 That I was ever associated with any of you Oh god damn it God damn it. His acting's getting worse. Oh, aren't I fucking sexy? How's my harlot pose? One of the kids you say that you love, that you were supposed to take care of, had a fucking positive cocaine air follicle test. Alright, like you know he wrote the line harlot pose down earlier. Yeah, for sure.

Starting point is 02:10:24 This is why this is so stupid. So a nine-year-old was doing coke Drew Barrymore Currently has a TV show on she's a talk show host You can actually succeed in life when you do coke as a nine-year-old. It's fine people get through it. No wrong take girl No, I think so guys it the bottom line is that I through it. No wrong take, Carl. No, I don't think so. No, I say it. The bottom line is that he's right. A nine year old kid should never test positive for cocaine. Okay.

Starting point is 02:10:54 But that no matter how big of a shit bag those other three are, all he's trying to do is, is you know, look over there. Don't worry. Don't look here. Right. Look over there. He, it's just a big pile of shit bags, and that's that's the only proper take Saying that that uh you know a kid has tested positive for cocaine before and turned out okay sure that's not that's not Listen I'm trying to be optimistic for these recada kids all right. That's that's what I'm trying to say One more thing in here. You're both wrong We're all wrong only one of the kids tested positive for cocaine those parents are batting 800. That's a good

Starting point is 02:11:32 That's a good point 80% of their kids are turning out very well. No cocaine All right, let me just one more thing from this and then we'll talk about Nick Rekeda's response to all of this And I know that you're inexperienced in the job, so let me give you a little help that might help you in your child-rearing career. Oh, he's talking to April, his ex-wife right here, who's the live-in nanny, according to him. He doesn't know that, but he's saying

Starting point is 02:11:57 that she lives with the Reketas. What you're pursuing. Rule number one of being a nanny, don't let the kids get cocaine in their hair. Cocaine in their hair. He's really retarded, right? Don't let the kids get cocaine in their hair because that's a waste of cocaine. You're not gonna be able to store it if it's in the girl's hair. It's a huge problem. Is that why you're smelling girls hair? Yeah, that's a waste of cocaine. You're not gonna be able to store it if it's a girl's hair It's a huge problem Is that why I want to keep smelling girls hair? Yeah, that's why I buy it for the coke. That's what he's doing. I

Starting point is 02:12:32 Was at a party and they were cutting up some coke on a glass coffee table and the table shattered. Oh Didn't stop anybody from sniffing anything. Oh that girl's hair not slowing anything down This is how Artie leg lost his nose by starting glass Yeah It's almost kind of coke on a glass table the glass table shatters. I'm done with the cup for the night I'm good, and I got to be honest I never thought it would be cocaine on a glass table that Doug was involved in a shattering. Yeah good point That would be I know I ever mind. Okay class bottom boat. Yep. Doug seems like a weirdo I get it

Starting point is 02:13:11 You fucked that one up didn't you how's that resume looking remember when you said that it was my show that ruined your name You have no idea how happy I am that it's changed. Oh You have no idea how happy I am that it's changed Oh Thought he was upset about all of this it turns out he's actually pretty happy about it the kid getting cocaine is the best thing He's like oh you think I ruined your life Well Kiwi Farms actually pulls something before I even got to it so now you can be mad at them I promise you in his YouTube YouTube history There is a video like how do wrestlers cut promos? Yeah, that's what he's doing is he's mocking how the wrestlers, you know get amped up and talk shit whatever He's trying to pull it off right now. There's a there's a line coming up that I want to get there

Starting point is 02:13:57 You were in a house not only with drugs guns and children, but where the children tested positive for fucking coke Don't you ever blame anyone. And let me tell you something else. Mean gene this Sunday and summer slam. Now, now that's all I'm hearing now. Doug, now that you just said that, but the three of you for your fucking maladies, cause you did it. She texts me once trying to make me feel like shit. She goes, Oh, don't worry. You won the divorce. It's not hard when you're the fucking competition. Thank God I got my fucking children away from you before you smooch their head and gave them coke. He's turning it into the thing that we always talk about with Sidary John.

Starting point is 02:14:48 He's funny when he's not trying to be funny, which is never a good thing. His funniest lines are when he's being serious. Watch out. I gotta, can I back that up? Can I scrub that ever so delicately? How would he have explained this if they would have done a urine test on the kids And you put the coke right up the urethra didn't you Right the bladder

Starting point is 02:15:14 So stupid thank God. I got my fucking children away from you before you smooch their head and gave them coke I Like it when daddy kisses me on the head I feel really euphoric all day I just mooched their head and or Nick Riketa. He goes on his first, now he's done some local streams that have people have seen and we've talked about, but this is the first time he was just live on for anyone to watch. I don't know if it's YouTube or rumble or both. And, uh, this is Nick who's also performative Nick. Now he's, he's actually very similar to Aaron Imhold here. So any of you who want me to come out here and like do some weird grandiose apology or prostrate myself in front of you,

Starting point is 02:16:14 let me just help you with my public image right now. Fuck you. Right in your goddamn mouth. I'm not here to worry about what you think about me. And that should be obvious to damn near anybody. And if you think it's in my character to come out and grovel before you and say, Oh, Oh, I'm so sorry. I let you down. I didn't let you down. I didn't pick you up. I didn't make you and I didn't make promises to you. He's trying to say now that like people are concerned because he's letting them down like

Starting point is 02:16:52 he's this public figure that people were looking up to. Like this guy might be a narcissist. This is a weird angle to take like I know you guys are all writing to me like I let you down. Well, fuck you. I'm having my life for you. No one's writing that to you. No one.

Starting point is 02:17:07 We're all just watching this. I'm going to interrupt you real quick. It's two hours and 23 minutes, if anybody had that on the narcissist pool. Thank you. Yeah, I was a logger the new show. Thank you. I appreciate that.

Starting point is 02:17:18 But you know what I mean, though? I can't imagine. I finally come back to streaming after getting arrested for, and let's remind everyone, Nick Reketa, there's a search warrant. They had to use a battering ram to knock down the front door. Five children in the house. They find, well, there's four children at the time.

Starting point is 02:17:35 They find 26 or 25 grams of Coke. They find... That's not including what was in the kid's hair. Right, yeah. That wasn't even in the kid's hair. Right? Yeah, that wasn't even in the kids hair at the time. Uh, ketamine, guns that were loose under the bed, uh, all of this crazy shit. Spent casings. Spent casings were laying on the floor.

Starting point is 02:17:54 So Nick comes back and he goes, Oh, you're Meg that lets you down? Well, why don't you know why you looked up to me in the first place? We did. We don't. That's not what anyone's talking about. He's completely changing the argument so that he can like, yeah, I don't you know why you looked at to me in the first place? We did we doubt That's not what anyone's talking about. He's completely changing the argument so that he can like yeah, I don't even give a fuck You know, obviously I don't give a fuck either. That gets fine. But that honeymoon phase before So I guess let's say After they wife swapped and before they broke up. Yeah. Can you imagine what the conversation was

Starting point is 02:18:25 between these two sitting, just sitting talking? That's, it's just obnoxious thinking about either one of these two, much less both of them in the same room. Well, you think they high-fived? So Doug was concerned that I am a ricketa, ball washer, I guess is the term the kids would use and I hate Aaron Imho more in this whole situation

Starting point is 02:18:51 Because I am NOT a fan of tattletales and narcs. I have said this for a very long time on this show This has been my stance in life the fact that like hey, we're gonna get up to some crazy shit We're gonna start doing drugs. We're going to be wife swapping. It's going to get nuts. The one thing we need is for you to not tell everyone, don't go out on the internet and tantalize us and reveal all of our secrets. Cause that's bullshit. And that's what Aaron did. And I hate that behavior. I agree with that a hundred percent,

Starting point is 02:19:21 but it doesn't make Riketa any less of a shit bat. No, he's horrible. And here is more from his monologue when he came back. And this is an interesting angle. Nick is a very intelligent guy. He's obviously an attorney. It's not easy to get a degree and to pass the bar exam and everything like that.

Starting point is 02:19:42 So you would think he'd be good with an argument, defending himself. But anybody out there speculating right now about whether or not a government document is accurate? Well, I'll let you determine if government is accurate or not. So this is and he did the same thing with Aaron Imhol where he's like, oh, you guys want to believe what Aaron says because a lot of people think he's full of shit. You're like, oh, yeah I do think he's full of shit. So now he's doing the same thing. He's like, wait a second So you think that this search warrant and the police report that was written now you trust the government? you're like well, no, I don't trust the government, but I would I

Starting point is 02:20:21 Don't know. I would imagine that that was probably pretty accurate, right? But I would I don't know I would imagine that that was probably pretty accurate, right? But now he's trying to play like no no, you can't believe anything you've read because the government was involved. Okay It's not up to me. It's up to the government to prove they're accurate As for me I have a lot to say a lot to say about what is on documents that had been released say a lot to say about what is on documents that had been released. Paper copies of documents released before they're available to the public. That's a little strange case files that are protected being accessed by members of the public. That's a little strange. So what he's referring to here,

Starting point is 02:20:57 I believe is the child testing positive for cocaine. Like that's not something that probably should have been on Kiwi Farms earlier that day. The timing of certain drops coming out, that's a little strange. The thinness of a search warrants probable cause statement, very strange. But it's not for me to fight these things on YouTube

Starting point is 02:21:21 and anybody who suggests that I should or that I have some duty to explain to you my legal strategy, my legal avenues for doing this or that anything I say or don't say is somehow either an admission or an omission of some duty I owe to the general public. Anyone who's saying that, anyone who is saying that is a lying grifter in the truest, not funny sense of the word. So he's doing the thing that Aaron does that really annoys me. And I don't know if these people exist or they don't exist. It doesn't really matter. But now he's coming up with this one scenario of this one person he's going to argue with.

Starting point is 02:22:01 And he's like, these people want me to go on YouTube and defend myself. When I have an upcoming court case and legalities I have to deal with, like these people are fucking grifters. Like no one's asking you to come on YouTube and defend yourself. I don't, I wouldn't think you'd talk about it at all. I think it'd be crazy to talk about it, but it reminds me of when Aaron was calling me out for not admitting I was wrong about him getting a divorce and he went off for like a week or two about, and Carl's such a liar, he won't even admit.

Starting point is 02:22:29 So I have a new rule for all these assholes. If you're gonna say this, like people are saying this about me, people are saying that, play the clip. I just need a, I just need context. If you're gonna accuse people of saying these ridiculous things that you can easily argue against, because this is the thing, they're just making an easy argument for themselves Play the clip and then we'll know what you're talking about. Just do it But no, but with Nick Riketa though, it's he's shit you will His entire audience has come to him to watch law porn, right? Like he covers cases.

Starting point is 02:23:06 And now the guy that they come to to watch law porn is the subject of the law porn. So of course his fans are going to want to talk about it. But how dumb would you be to think that he's going to sit there and break down his own case? Yeah, no, that's retarded. Yeah. You say candy will be used against them. Like why would you talk about it? But of course they want it. Yes. Yeah, no, that's retarded. Yeah. We'll be used against them. Like, why would you want it? Yes. Okay. That's probably true. And I have zero respect for anyone like that,

Starting point is 02:23:31 especially if they call themselves a lawyer. Anyone who calls themselves a lawyer and immediately demands me to run out and bend over before government. Not only shouldn't be a lawyer. They shouldn't be an American America and they shouldn't be a lot of other things They didn't have anything else for that you want that one back. They shouldn't be an American and they shouldn't be What other things other things do yeah. I'll tell you that. Tell you what. Because last I checked, we don't do that around here. I've long talked about the transparency of courts.

Starting point is 02:24:16 And with... So, all right. So he's just turning this into, if you're against me, you're for government. And that's not how this works at all. This would be like if I came on, and you can just make up anything that anyone said and just start arguing Like for example, I don't know if you know this dog, but your co-host Anthony was saying how my wife left me Anthony's full of fucking shit He's a goddamn liar. My wife did not leave me

Starting point is 02:24:38 I don't know why he's talking all this crazy shit on your show and say my wife left me you tell him He's a liar. I don't talk to Anthony. All right, that's like my wife left me you tell him he's a liar i don't talk to anthony all right good like you're gonna have to tell him all right fair enough what a weird like way to fight people on the internet i feel like i'm seeing a lot of this lately where they just make up an argument and then fight against you're like well that's not what anyone said play clip. That's that's my new rule here play a fucking clip that I can't watch I don't watch any of these shows any like I can't watch steel toe whatever Yeah, like I said, I enjoy watching Melton break it down, you know him spending 25 minutes on Aaron holding a cup of coffee and how he moves it around and every to to me, that's funny. But yeah, I agree. All this shit of like you said, making up a narrative and then arguing against

Starting point is 02:25:30 the narrative and then somebody right next door making up a different narrative about the same story and then arguing in their side of it. It just it's nonsense. Well, it's childish. And that's why I was disappointed in Nick Ricada with this monologue because I think he's an intelligent guy. And he just comes up with this thing where he's just like, yeah, and government's bad, right? Like, well, yeah, yes.

Starting point is 02:25:52 It has nothing to do with you having drugs and guns and children. Anyway, whatever. This is real quick. This is a clip that someone sent me and this is Nick Reketa talking about me for some reason this is kind of fun Thank you very much Reaverton thoughts on Ray DeVito stabbing KB in the back by performing at Hackmania Vito Stabbing KB in the back by performing at Hackamaniamania by the way, I'll be on Ray DeVito show tomorrow at one o'clock everyone rock bottom who and who who are these people

Starting point is 02:26:34 think KB should forgive him 10k years a lot of money to turn down though is it I don't know who Ray DeVito or KBR. I barely know what Hackamania is. That was Carl's thing, right? Who are these podcasts? I only know that because I think Dick was there. I'm pretty sure I have to call him a nerd for doing that. What? I got to set that in my calendar to call Dick a fucking nerd for going to something called Hackamania. frail says this too shall pass I'll have a scotch how dare you Nick ricada we had a great time in Vegas at hackamania and it was Patrick Melton's thing it wasn't my thing but I was happy to be a part of it we had a blast I do want to thank real quick quick, Stephen C sent me some really cool shit including this naked chick glass for drinking, I would assume adult beverages mostly, and also a boner ice cube maker. Like a big one.

Starting point is 02:27:38 It makes ice cubes. They're like big boners. Do you normally like your boners bigger than that? Yeah. You don't I? Don't be a size queen here, but Also, thanks to man or Matt for sending us some gifts everybody on the show Appreciate it guys

Starting point is 02:27:55 Doug I appreciate you you pulled 38 plus clips you watched a ton of this show the horror trans podcast You actually enjoyed yourself for once of course that all changed when he came on the show, but thank you for putting this all together, buddy. This was fantastic. People should check out who's right. Yes, they should. And Arizona Bay candy.com. Oh, thank you You sent me candy, and it was one of the greatest things The what was my favorite one that you saw me? I ate it right away Peanut butter and jelly taffy yes, that's exactly what I was I'm like what the fuck was it because it was the first thing That was gone in our house. We're gonna be able to find that Doug

Starting point is 02:28:42 Arizona Bay candy calm beautiful, and who's ready? That's better than getting fucked in the ass I believe is the tagline. Thank you for the tagline Cardiff And Who's right of course you can find that? YouTube right you saw on YouTube Yeah, for now good for you. That's a pretz of a prada you can find that on Good for you. That's impressive. I'm proud of you. You can find that on YouTube and of course wherever you get podcasts from And we'll have a link to your website You and Anthony do a fine job over there and I appreciate you coming on the show good to see it's been too long

Starting point is 02:29:17 I hope to have you back again soon Anthony stinks I I do want to say I guess I will promote something so what what? Seven years ago you reviewed our podcast. Yes. Two weeks ago, we played us listening to you review our podcast. Okay. Cardiff liked it. He sent me a note about it. Okay. It was the best episode. Who's right. Ever. It really was audio issues and all. It was fantastic. Hello, hello you carl if anything you should go listen to it just to hear I showed all the things that don't apply to you anymore that used to apply to you I should I know I've become everything I

Starting point is 02:29:56 used to goof on that's pretty funny but I mean point you may point that out but hold on though Doug oh my god I still have yet to take a shit in the middle of my podcast amateur Fair enough good point if we could get a time machine and get old Carl to review new Carl Yeah, what would that episode be that would be in day? I get on it. That would be interesting Hey, Annie is in the house. Stop Annie. Oh hello. Oh hello That would be interesting. Hey, Annie is in the house. What's up, Annie? Oh, hello. Oh, hello Uh, we're running a little late. So dougie if you have to go or card if i'll let you guys go it's up to you

Starting point is 02:30:36 Oh, hey, I haven't spent much time with Annie lately. Oh, well there you go What could you do? Do we have any new reviews to read? Nope, there's no new reviews Thanks for coming for two hours two hours and 40 minutes what was your thoughts on horror trans yeah honestly I didn't listen I was doing some other stuff at the beginning of the show so I'm gonna have to listen once it's posted on YouTube or I guess it's on YouTube as soon as the show hits end, but whatever

Starting point is 02:31:11 It's it's so weird because our show is becoming a show that just reviews like trans people podcasts all the time I'm not trying to do that But it's a thing. Yeah, I swear to God Coincidence it's just the weirdest shit that's going out there right now. I don't know I that's going out there right now. I don't know. I was watching that reality show this morning and Helga man had of course a little lemmy and to key on the show this morning. That was that was bizarre. That was Helga could Helga could tell that Lemmy was a cis woman. I could tell. And he's like bragging about it. Like he's got some sixth sense. Oh, that reminds me. I have a Dr. Steve video. I'm going to save it for next time.

Starting point is 02:31:51 Dr. Steve explains Helga's ability to tuck her balls up into her body and then wrap her penis into her butt cheeks. It's a great video. That's usually a great job. We're running live today. I'll get to it next time. Let's hit some voice mails and get out of here. You know, Carl, I'm sitting here having a couple of drinks and I was just thinking like, why would you want to be a baby mama bandit? You know, like it's feet. It seems to me like you're inheriting more problems than you might anticipate. So what? Well, you know, I don't think this guy knows what baby mama even means. Anyway, I love the show. Don't call me back.

Starting point is 02:32:36 It's a good point. That was referring to the goose junkies. The goosebumps guy was referring to himself as the Baby Mama Bandit. I'm not sure what that means, and it probably isn't a great thing. Hey Carl, it's Slowpoke Paco. I just wanted to say the Eric July stuff is not boring. It's very funny. Eric July is a funny man. He's so stupid.

Starting point is 02:33:03 What it is. Thank you. Slowpoke Paco. Doug, are you familiar with Eric July and the whole rip a verse? Not even a little bit. Okay. I really stepped in at the other day. Yeah, probably. Yeah. I listened to you talk about it for about 10 minutes and then just bailed. Okay. I wasn't interested in any of that shit. Sorry, Carl. I got another rant. I was in a DJ Dabble kind of mood,

Starting point is 02:33:28 which brought me into the rabbit hole of Drew Boogie, which brought me into bowling for behave. And then I listened to the original fucking audio, oh, fucking Greg Hughes. Oh, oh, I know, the original shit. And he's fucking laughing and commentating when Anthony's going off on fucking Cormier. He's a fucking phony. Fucking Bayes. How about you do that? Yeah, Opie's got some revisionist history when it comes to the political rants that used to happen

Starting point is 02:34:02 on the Opie andony show he's definitely For a little while was on board with some of what anthony was talking about. It was very entertaining by the way. I should mention It's always the golden era. Yes for sure By the way today is not only juneteenth which is a very important holiday in my family and in my life It's also vinnienie Paulino's birthday today So everybody wish you a happy birthday Vinnie That was going out to our buddy Vinnie Paulino happy birthday. Happy birthday Vinnie Good afternoon Carl. This is dr. Manley

Starting point is 02:34:51 John E Melendez is former principal I am quite the professional individual. I hold a lot of degrees But I'm gonna become unprofessional here Fuck this stuttering asshole. Okay, he wrote us a letter with numerous grammatical errors for bounce bands and it was written on a piece of cardboard from a vintage Coors Light box. Yeah, so this fucking guy, although motivated, he's a motivated retard And I wish him nothing but the worst. And I wish

Starting point is 02:35:27 that a massive speaker that we had at Battle of the Bands that was in the ceiling ripped off his cord and landed on his head. But sadly that did not happen. Thank you, Carl. Have a good day. I got a note. I think I don't know if I talked about this on the show. I got to get back to the guy. I got a note from a guy who went to high school was tutoring John. It was very, everything that you would think. He's just like, yeah, no one cared about his band. He was obnoxious. He thought it was amazing. He didn't make $10,000 performing at the Battle of the Bands. That's ridiculous. Hey, this is me. I'm calling into WATP. This is my audition for the stupid random humor adult swim crowd.

Starting point is 02:36:10 Hey, come on down to... My name is Jason Spiegel and come on down to Spiegels Kegels where I got all sorts of stuff to stick in your schnitz and get your abs tight. You're going to do some squats and don't worry about the monkey in the front. He's he only has a little bit of rabies. Oh, oh boy. All right. Well, I hope you enjoyed that little bit of humor. I really hope you did. I expect to call back. Goodbye. That's literally the show that we played the style of humor that they were going for that 108.9 the Hawk These improv shows are I've never heard anyone do a good job with it Who's listening? What if you? What if you give yourself?

Starting point is 02:37:02 Just going to hiatus from trans and improv podcast just say one month or two months sure sure you go into another lane Yeah, I was like you think I should try out something else or the improv podcasts are unbearable They're bad. They're brutal. What do you think Cardiff brands improv? Yes That's what we're looking for people Doug if you could find a podcast it isn't one of those two things I'll listen to it I don't know that it exists anymore. I don't think it's a thing My podcasting library is full of horror trans videos. I still got to get through. I'm not gonna be able to do anything Yeah, I know

Starting point is 02:37:43 You're in love. You you got to bring that to Anthony hey you know what you know what they call a quarter pounder in France a royal with cheese wonder why they don't have the metric system they don't know what the fuck a quarter pound is. Do I know something else? I can't even. I love Lisa Boswell as Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction. Fantastic. Hey, this message is actually for Lucy. Watch my first episode of Once Over with Kaylee.

Starting point is 02:38:30 It was the 2001 one with Dr. Steve. Okay. Fucking great breakdown of the movie. I really loved it. And because you mentioned that during the breakdown and because I know Carl is a QOTSA lover, did you know a former member of QOTSA was in the movie 2010, this member has since passed away and it is not Mark Lanigan. Natasha Snyder who was married to Elaine Yohannes who is a superfluous to, no, the periphery, he's on the periphery, excuse me, of the QOTSA family.

Starting point is 02:39:09 I played with the Chili Poppers, all these guys. Anyways, that was his wife, and she was an actress and musician, and she was in 2010. So there's a little factoid blue for you there. Love the show, and great job on that, by the way, Lucy, Kaylee, whatever. No, that by by the way, we see daily whatever No, that was really fantastic breakdown. I enjoyed it quite a bit

Starting point is 02:39:29 I should just forward to that. I don't know why I played it on my show just now Someone in a band you like someone who was in a movie. Yeah If I was you I would figure out a way to give your guests control of the skip button of the voicemails Mmm, that would be pretty that's a fun idea Yeah, I wonder if Doug would have skipped that one. It's a certain point All right, just a couple more here guys. Yo, Carl. Can we talk about? Does this ever add to this segment doesn't that Yo, Carl, can we talk about how MLC has turned into like an emblem meetup? Like

Starting point is 02:40:07 who are these people? Like and then there's the one 60 year old guy talking about him and his wife like to talk about Mr. Mediker and they love watching Mr. Mediker and he's the greatest thing on earth. I love Mr. Mediker but I don't think it's normal for a 60 year old couple to be watching Mr. Medica I don't know what the fuck is going on with MLC, but this is something that maybe you should look into MLC is definitely getting weird. That's for sure. I should mention and we didn't play the teaser on here Jody B is gonna be the co-host on the show coming up we're also gonna cover some woke dead stuff that I'm looking forward to and Jody B did you pick out a show for us? I can't remember if you did or not. I bet

Starting point is 02:40:49 he did. Knowing Jody B is probably all over. He's probably got 82 clips just like Doug Ed ready to go for us. I'm looking forward to Jody's appearance. Yeah, me too. It'll be fun. He is a big fan of yours. I hope he doesn't get starstruck. He says discord DM loser I'm the loser Look at my discord DMS I'll get out of Johnny. I'm looking forward to a buddy. Carl Betty Joe from Iowa here. I'm currently watching stuff Joe

Starting point is 02:41:20 It's Monday night his live show And all I can think of is man, this guy looks like a way fucking worst version of Scott Hall. And I know you don't follow wrestling, but just look him up. Cause I'm not fucking wrong. At least not a Monday night show. Thank you. Bye. Oh, I am a big Scott Hall fan.

Starting point is 02:41:42 I'm not a big wrestling guy, but he was one of the best and he one of his character arcs was he played an alcoholic and he would come into the ring and he'd like puking on people, which is pretty funny gag. And then it turned out that get this guy's in real life. He was an alcoholic. Kind of kind of funny how that works. Almost crippling him.

Starting point is 02:42:02 Yeah. Hey, check out this guy. He pretends to do steroids. Huh? Hey, I'm the guy who does steroids in pro wrestling. Oh yeah, she does do steroids. Oh, okay. Well, that makes sense. I want to thank Christina Marie, my sister-in-law, for gifting.

Starting point is 02:42:15 Who are these podcast memberships? Thank you. And it was me. She gifted it to me. Oh, shit. Nice. Congrats, Danny. Thank you, Christina.

Starting point is 02:42:23 That's awesome. The circle of life is complete. The chatters are gifting the people on the show. Hey, Carl. Before the test, I have a thought for a new show for John. OK. Middlers in Mercedes drinking Mick Alters, the M&M show. And it ends by crashing into a pole. All right.

Starting point is 02:42:44 Have a good day Chuck Radish and Ryan with Chad. Bye. That's a pretty good. It's a pretty good idea. I like that a lot. All right. One more voicemail. I was on Drew Lane show yesterday as I do every other week on Tuesdays and Dave and Chuck the Freak is a morning show that replaced Drew Lane's show in Detroit and now is in like Tampa and Boston and a few markets. They did this live show in Royal Oak, which is right next to Ferndale,

Starting point is 02:43:19 which is where we'll be October 25th at Magic Bag. Doug, you gonna be at Magic Bag in Detroit with us? No. Oh, I would like to, but I'd love to get Doug out to one of these shows. It'd be so great. Anyway, I really wanted to go to Hackamania, but I couldn't make it work. Save me on shipping for the shirts. Just bring them with you. There's still time, Doug. There's still time to make it work. Oh, you said hack and made a dabble cotton. You can come to dabble cotton though. I will try, but it's not likely.

Starting point is 02:43:50 Okay. You know what goes on in my life. I do. August 16th and 17th, dabble cotton. I have bad news for you though, Doug. VIP tickets are already sold out. That is true. They're going fast.

Starting point is 02:44:00 So you should go to carlsoncomedy.com right now. That is true. Whttplive.com. So I was on with drew we were playing The Dave and Chuck the Freak did a live show at just a bar a bar that we all hung out at last time We were in Detroit and it's not like set up for shows or anything like that So it's just like a bunch of people standing around and yelling stuff out Dave got all frustrated It was kicking people out of the show.

Starting point is 02:44:25 It was fun. Anyway. Hey, sweet cheeks. That show, Chuck and Chuck and Chuck and whatever, fucking they replaced through a mic. Yeah, they even checked the mic. Oh my God. They're such fucking pussies.

Starting point is 02:44:39 One time I simply said that the true show was fuckier than Chuck in the morning. and I swear to God they blocked me so quick It was quicker than the fucking Chinese government blocking me online. I'd never seen something move that quickly. I guess they don't like people Expressing their opinion about the show, but I don't know somehow they're on the fucking radio. I understand how they're funny Thanks I don't know somehow they're on the fucking radio and I understand how they're funny Thanks All right. Thank you very much for that. Apparently they're thin-skinned over there and Dave and Chuck the Freak All right. I'm gonna get out of here. We're gonna play a track off the new isotopes recording

Starting point is 02:45:19 We did a song called popcorn came out in the 70s. We do a fun little cover of it Doug yeah, you know the deal Doug Doug thanks for being here with us buddy thank you for having me I don't want to be accused of being a potato washer but that parody song was really really good artist thank you thank you I just did the video no that was a big undertaking only muskrat and you coordinated all that too that was impressive yeah I guess you're right. I'm the best Pretty fat Mr.. Magenta you guys are best. Thank you pretty fantastic

Starting point is 02:45:52 Everybody's the best and coming up Carl no questions about how I uploaded that to your YouTube channel I Don't want to talk about this other show Okay, I assume Christian planets. I'm gonna do the show. No, I'm okay. I assume Christian Planet has something to do with it or am I wrong? You've been hacked. I know. It's on, it's fucking that video's up on my channel. It's just like, it's on your channel. I was like, okay.

Starting point is 02:46:13 Did Christian Planet have something to do with this? Actually, it didn't. It didn't. You got your password from Vince the Lawyer. Oh, he probably did. I wouldn't even, I wouldn't even be surprised if that's true. Cardiff, I'll trade you YouTube access for discord access. I have that for some reason All right, if we did talk after this

Starting point is 02:46:33 Annie anything that you're up to that we want you want to promote? Nothing that I want to promote that I'm up to but go subscribe to DJ dabbles He just put out a new song and he might be a dabble con too for the dabble or dance party. Yes, I'm excited about that. It's going to be a lot of fun. I hear the Doug from who's rights going to be there. So that's pretty cool. Crickets. Okay, bye. Wait. So I'm gonna be a good boy. I'm gonna be a rock star I'm gonna be a rock star I'm gonna be a rock star I'm gonna be a rock star

Starting point is 02:48:28 I'm gonna be a rock star I'm gonna be a rock star I'm gonna be a rock star I'm gonna be a rock star I'm gonna be a rock star I'm gonna be a rock star So I'm gonna be a good boy Thanks for watching!

Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep528 - Horror Trans Podcast

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