Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep529 - The Kiki Podcast Gay/Queer

Episode Date: June 23, 2024

I’m sure you all remember Xander Alexander, the X Factor contestant from 2011. He has a podcast about being gay where he gives out very helpful tips like how to clean out your butthole if you’re a bottom and how to not vote for Donald Trump. These are things all people in the LGBTQIA2+ need to know! Jodie B. joins the show to breakdown all of Xander’s amazing catchphrases. After Dr. Steve explains Helga’s tucking technique (wow this show is getting gay), Missy B. and Carter from Tawk Studios come on to give us a thorough analysis of Daniel Alexander aka Woke Dad. I’ve never seen someone who is a bigger fan of himself. Also, Joe Matarese called into a podcast that was started just to goof on him and it doesn’t go well. Cardiff joins the show as we discuss John’s reaction to Kate Meaney spilling the tea on Point Dabble Point. He has a lot of explaining to do! And finally we play another round of “To Catch An Alien,” get teased for the next episode, get caught up on internet news, listen to your voicemails, and listen to “I Want You Back” performed by the Isotopes. Po Boys Podcast - https://pod.link/1215644886 Tickets are on sale for DabbleCon 2 on August 16th and 17th – http://watplive.com/ Tickets for the Magic Bag in Detroit on October 25th - https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sounds alright, sounds alright. This is the kind of day I'm having so far. No, no, you're good buddy. In case you were wondering. What's wrong? What's bothering you? Carl, do you ever get nervous? Ah, yes.

Still doing shows? Do you get nervous? Not doing shows. Yeah, I still get nervous every time. He gets nervous peeing in front of other men. Yeah, I do that too. That's fun. Sir, would you please hurry up?

There's a line. I've faked out so many people, like made multiple trips to the toilet because I go in there and just standing there with my dick In my hand and nothing going on and I go man. I'm gonna have to try this again. Oh, you're shy peer Yeah, I've absolutely I think I feel like guys You're the most vulnerable when you're standing there with your dick in your hand And so I just imagine somebody coming up and just kicking me in the back of the leg with you had bad friends growing up That's what that is Doug says your audio sounds iffy. I mean it sounds what it sounds okay to me

Yeah, I could make out I could make out the word. I think you're referring to as southern drawl. Oh god damn it guys I think we just figured out a big problem. Thank you, Doug. Oh, hey guys Christ yes, you weren't using your mic All right in that case without further ado, let's get this show started That serious Episode 29 are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy. You know what? I miss penis. What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize is it gonna be

Absolutely riveting is it gonna change your life by any stretch probably not but it's gonna be at least entertaining Okay, by the way for those people that are in the back Remember to shut the fuck up I've been dying to say that. Cuz. Cuz-a-roo. Cuz-a-roo. Slapperoonie.

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And I don't know. They say he's club footed, but he sure does run fast. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called the Kiki podcast gay slash queer. This was a suggestion from Jody B. We have both listened separately. If not discussing with each other

beforehand, let's get into it. The show hosted by Xander Alexander. Xander Alexander is the name. It's a ridiculous name, which is why I tripped over it. So gay they named him twice, Carl. That's why I tripped right out of the gate. And let me start off by introducing you to Xander, and I'll let Xander introduce himself. Hey, girl.

Hey. It's your boy, Xander Alexander. You might recognize me or know me from my worldwide trending moment on The X Factor in 2011 when Xander Alexander became a worldwide sensation. So you're probably thinking, oh, that Xander Alexander, the one from X Factor in 2011. Okay. So this is one of these guys

who went on a reality talent show and made a scene and a spectacle of himself and now thinks that everyone remembers that. Yeah, no one. Stop talking about it. This is his Kareem Abdul-Jabbar roast. Yes, this is his moment. When he goes through his resume.

Oh, you remember that? Top's on the list. So Jody was kind enough to find some clips of this on YouTube. So I want to play that for you. So we get a sense of who Xander is and his big claim to fame here. So I don't want to give too much away. Yeah, go ahead. You can't find a lot of copies of this. I'm sorry for the quality because there's only one clip

of it and it's somebody who recorded a TV with their cell phone, I think. Okay. So and this was his memorable moment in the sun 13 years ago. So he's looking slim fit. I'm the young 27 year old Xander Alexander. public before have you ever worn a shirt that isn't great no i haven't whoa talking back to sam and go wow this guy's outrageous god is ass god is ass okay alexander because we're running out of time stop calling me that simone you are amazing if you want me to come down there, let's go. We can go outside. You're pushing it.

Alexander, I am going to give you one more chance before I lose my patience with you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I am now beginning to get irritated by you. I'm sorry. You keep calling me names. Then shut it and start singing. This seems scripted to me

I'm skeptical of all these types of shows. I would think that if he sang really well like after just really rubbed Simon's nose in it, but as you'll tell from the other clip I sent you I didn't exactly kill it in his interview here All right So for whatever reason they bring people like this on these shows knowing that they're not gonna do well But they need some fodder need some cover ways ways who was that really ugly woman from the UK? Who everyone assumed was gonna suck and then she's saying really well. Oh, yeah Susan Boyle Susan Boyle. Yeah, yeah, and that was crazy cuz you're like well this disgusting goblin can't sing right and then like oh

She got all right moving on William hung and he's very Asian and you go, obviously he can't sing and then he can't sing, but you go, it's still hilarious. He tries to. I own three of his albums. Yeah. It's very different. Don't stop bereaving. You motherfuckers. So let's see what you're doing. Let's see what Xander Alexander is up to.

His friends in your eyes. They showed his name and it says unemployed to 27 Really we could just pretend he's a server or bartender or something Entrepreneurs what they put there? stop me and steal my breath and end This song is not working Do you have another song? I do

What? Umm See this is why I think it's all rehearsed because they're like alright that's not working do you have another song you can sing as if like I was just singing the wrong song now I'll hit all the notes but he's going into his pocket to find a piece of paper Just seems Acapella on this show I've never done this before. Come on, you can do it. Whoa, there's something on my mind.

Won't somebody please, please tell me what's wrong. You're such a fool. You know, I'm in love. What you said. Okay. That's that. Teared it down guys guys So that is what we're dealing with now. This guy has a podcast. He's outspoken LGBT did but we'll get into that. I don't even know the letters anymore. I thought I did and they keep changing on me spoiler alert He didn't win the X Factor just right. Yeah, so you probably don't actually know him from the show The person who was on one episode for a segment. But, I want to play for you the intro to the show because, contrary to popular belief, I'm up for a good time. And if there's a gay guy who's talking about partying and having a great time, like, all

right, let's go. I'm in. Akiki is a party for calming all your nerves, for spilling tea, and dishing just desserts where they are served. There's only three rules. No comps. Stop being poor. No requests. This isn't your mom's karaoke machine. And no condoms. This isn't the 80s. Get on PrEP and get in there. We're just kidding. Bring condoms if you must. Lock the doors. Lower the blinds. And let's have a kiki.

No comps. We don't want poor people in here. Don't bring your fucking condoms. We're gonna be jizzing everywhere. We're all gonna be enjoying this. I'm like, wow! This is a fucking party! So then he plays this slow, quiet music for 90 seconds after that.

Oh, it's the whole show, Carl. And I go, well, hold on, you're losing people. What are you doing here? Did the cops show up? Filling time. And then he finally starts talking like, all right, party time. Let's go. Let's go. Ladies and gentlemen, fellow citizens, and to those watching the world around, today we face a clear and present danger

to the values we hold dear. The rise of white supremacy, both in its covert and overt forms. Dude, no one's talking about Ukraine anymore. We've moved on from that. What the fuck kind of bummer is this, Jody? How did you find this downer of a podcast? So here's the thing, guys. I am a, I'll say fan is probably the right word of Frenchy-Hanna.

When you guys brought that Michelle Obama dude that talks like Michael Jackson I can't fucking get enough of it. So Frenchy Hanna has mentioned this is the truly genuine podcast for me the Kiki podcast Right, so in my mind Pure genuine where we dive into authentic experience like never before Yeah into authentic experience like never before. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's your host right here, Frenchy Hanna.

Yes. You guys, yes. This is the yin to Frenchy's yang, I'm sure. Xander Alexander. So I looked up in the Kiki Podcasts and I didn't realize that it was gonna be such a popular title for gay people podcasts, but you'd be surprised how many Kiki podcasts there are.

Does Keanu Thompson have a show called the Kiki podcast? I hope so. So yeah, that's the deal. I went there looking for Frenchy Hanna and within the first, you know, flipping through, I saw Xander Alexander and I go, I've never met a person named Xander that I enjoyed. So let's give this a shot. And what I found was this guy. And after a few minutes of listening to the show, I said, oh, I can work with this.

And I found myself captivated. I've listened to probably five or six episodes. There's not many. Unfortunately, you got a bummer episode where he's just in his feels, but he's got some other fun topics. I have clips from a few different episodes, Joey. I did my due diligence on this one.

Oh, good. I was hoping you didn't just bring that one, because that's actually a replay. He played that one twice in the feed, and it's the exact same thing. It's an important message. And you know that when a gay guy has a show about being gay, a lot of white supremacists are going to be listening.

So it's important that you get that message out. Feeling bad about themselves. Those people specifically, they're like, ah, Xander's right. Yeah. Doing this all wrong. I'm going to turn over a new leaf. One thing I know about white supremacists, and they like to study so that's for sure I like to be told they're doing it right they love that

Man where do you want to go Jody? I got your clips pulled up here Well, I think it's important now since you've kind of heard him on his bummer side I want you to get a better feel for Xander So I've got two or three clips and they're kind of in the same vein, but it is to get to know Xander a little better. So clip one is meet Xander. Hey girl, hey, it's your boy Xander Alexander and welcome to the Kiki podcast. A Kiki is a podcast for calming all your nerves. We're dishing tea and spilling just desserts where they are served.

Yes, Hennies, we are serving tea and dishing just desserts. Let's have a Kiki. Lock the doors tight. Um actually, no, really lock that door because you don't know who's gonna be walking in there, okay? The crazy thing is, I think I have that clip too. He does that after there's already that other voiceover that says the same thing. You've reviewed enough podcasts to know people will take their intro jingle or whatever and they'll say it. And the thing is like, guys, we don't need this twice. I heard you the first time. How many times am I going to start the show? Can we just start the show now? Maybe. So look, clip two is him introducing his guest for this episode. Like I said, this one has a theme and we'll get to it in just a moment. I think he mentions it

here. But they got to do some world class banter first, Carl. Oh, I know a figure two about that. I'm an expert. I thought you would enjoy this so I can get a podcast banter referral here. You tell me what you think about their banter, Carl. In any case, let's introduce our guest for today fresh off his set on The art of douching we have Balthazar Hello. Yay That's our live studio audience also known as my cats clapping

They're doing a job though, right? Yeah, they're so cute. They're like they had a good workup man They're my Wakanda forever Seriously though my Wakanda forever are those two little cats because they're black Carl what's your Wakanda forever? Mine's probably coffee. I mean my shirt that I'm wearing today is pretty cool excellent All right, but I'm glad there's cats on the podcast That's always fun that always works out well for everyone It was funny to me because he said it's his audience We're swearing his cats and I kind of assumed that right out of the gate that he wasn't gonna have a lot So we know the cats white supremacists that is that why he's repeating this message over and over again

Look so clip 3 he's we met Balthazar now now. That's an interesting name I assumed he was gay right out of the gate But if you heard there He said he's got a segment that he's been advertising called the art of douchey now Carl You might know what it's like to be a douche But you might not know what it's like to use one. So we're gonna get into all kinds of kinky douche talk All right. Okay. So What is on?

my nerves right now is this whole idea of an incel. And I'm like, first of all, right? When I first heard of an incel, I was like, what the hell, it sounds like a battery. And then, hold on, it stands for this. Ziggy, what's an involuntary celibate? Voluntary celibate, often shortened to incel, is someone who is unable to find a romantic or sexual partner despite wanting to.

This term is obviously- This is sad. ...feels socially excluded and extremely- Turn down the fucking piano! No shit! This mix is all off and that music is so depressing! Bring some energy guys! What are we doing here? I wasn't sure what was going to be the gayest thingest thing if it was gonna be the content or the music bed

But it's gonna be an argument by the end of the show. I promise it's fine if you want to go to bed This music will be fine for that. I don't understand the point of it though on this show I thought it was funny that he used his Alexa as a co-host. I know more people that should try that I thought his cat knew what it was His cat name is Ziggy. No, I've seen people use Alexa I think my buddy John Domingo's done it but like plug your Alexa into your computer so that we can hear what the fuck it's Saying if you're gonna do that or just put it somewhere in the room Maybe close to a microphone or not yeah after you write music bed down

Okay look so we're gonna move on past this I did have one of the fun things Xander is from New York City He makes that apparent a couple times throughout the episode Now you might think being he's 40. There's probably a moment Carl If you lived in New York City, and I said what is the scariest moment of your life? You have a few contenders as of what you might think that would be just right off top of your noggin I've been in New York many times and I almost got hit by a car and I almost got hit by a bicyclist and the ladder was the scariest thing that ever happened to me. Absolutely.

Chris, I don't know how often you go to New York, but in my mind, I would think 9-11. That's what everybody would say, right? 9-11 is the scariest things that ever happened in New York. It was a pretty bad day. Yeah. Sure. I mean, we had that tech meltdown at the New York show, but yeah 9-elevens up My computer didn't work

It was shaking and sweating Carl Kiki clip number five is something that really touched Xander. It's this most memorable moment and he's very scared I want you to hear it. You never know these look what they did it to the capital on January 6 I was like bitch. That was the scariest day and you mean the my people riots to hear it. You know that family trees got a split and branch somewhere. I'm like listen the branches on the family tree are supposed to go out not in Anyways, holy shit. This guy's out of fucking soapbox the entire god every episode I listen to is just talking about trump and about conservatives and it's just like dude get over go outside What category is this podcast under that's a good question. Do you know the answer to that? It says gay queer, I think. That's a category now?

I hope so. Yeah, I believe so. Alright, well since we're talking about the scariest day, which is of course January 6th, this is a pretty sick burden that he gets in. You need to get your head on straight. He's talking about Trump here. And find an actual foundation shade

because that copper bronzer is not, well, it's working wonders to keep you from looking like the crypt keeper, but you look like an oompa loompa that ate what Violet ate and ballooned up. Oh, that's scary. Damn. Two Willy Wonka burns and wanted that one. That was pretty sick. I don't know that Donald Trump's going to recover from that. I don't want to **** with Xander

Alexander. He might hurt my feelings. So, honestly, Jody, when I'm listening to these shows about how Trump is bad and you know, white males are horrible and all that kind of stuff. Yeah. I was like, I think there's gotta be something

more fun. So, I found an episode that was called hashtag Tay Trav equals Taylor Swift plus Travis Kelsey. And I was like, all right, now we're talking about some cool shit here. Who doesn't want to talk about like some Swifty stuff? I'm all into it. I took so much umbrage with the title of this episode and we could talk about it after.

All right, so this is, thank God. Let's get away from the politics. Let's talk either Taylor Swift or football or both. Girl, I am gagging. Like gagged, gag-a-thon, gag-a-licious. Whatever you wanna call it. Why do I gag so? Why is mother gagging?

Well, I Just can't help but to love love love love the taste of MAGA tears God damn it. I love them. The way gagging when they are so agreed over Agree over Tell you never Sweetheart I pulled my head down on like this boyfriend from

The NFL who's going to the Super Bowl? right, yeah, and the NFL is like as Republican as it gets in terms of like who owns it and whatnot. I mean, okay, she's not wrong next to NASCAR It's like come on. Oh Why did it turn to do a mega conversation immediately It was this for who is this for he's not gonna win over new fans with this type of content I have to tell it's not with this and that's I think the best time he has is when he has other people kind of

Steer the conversation. Okay, you know, so like Alexa, yeah, or Balthazar. I think by the end of this, you're gonna love Balthazar, you're gonna hate Xander Alexander. I already do. Oh, no. I'm gonna try to win you back over Carl. So clip number seven is introducing our topic at hand for the day. We'll probably run through these the ins and outs of douching if as it were. Speaking of things that turn your stomach, well green Robin yum. These are all different episodes. I just want to point that out. This fucking music bed is the same music bed. It

sounds like it's from the same spot even every time we fucking drop the needle. Yep. Let's get our sex series going with the man with the master plan on the art of douching. It's like the art of shaving, but it's the art of douching. So it's like really expensive and high end. So like get into it. Now, if you don't know what douching is, then, well, lucky you. Right? I knew I'd be an expert on something I never imagined it'd be douching. But and the thing is, is that this goes both for the people who identify as bottoms, or verse, or maybe verse tops not really

Yeah, and and also women like women the straight ladies that are out there holler to all of our flame dames No, they're no longer called faggags. We've ruled that out. It's called a flame day because neither of those two words are good Okay, thank you. Let's not call them at all Let's not call them at all. They were called mom wives. I like Balthazar. He's kind of cunty right there at the end. He's like, let's just not talk to him at all. I agree. Balthazar, stay in your fucking

lane. I like that he goes, you know, this is for all the people who get fucked in the ass. Gay guys, I guess women. That's really gay, but I guess. It's actually funny that you brought that up. Play clip number

eight. And it's Xander giving a little advice for a happy marriage. Okay. But take hint, ladies, because this is how you brought that up. Play clip number eight and it's Xander giving a little advice for a happy marriage. Okay. But take hint ladies, because this is how you keep your man. You let him do anal. Okay? But you got to be ready for it because it can get gross. And this is a disclaimer, it can get gross.

And this is all just for comedy's sake. And if you think about you, girl, get your life. Get your life. Stop trying to get up in my flavor. You can't taste my flavor. Can you taste my flavor? No. That's why, because you dosed.

And don't try me because I'm not a free sample, okay? I could teach you, but I'd have to charge. La la la la la. You either be gross or funny because you're doing neither of those things Can you taste his flavor Carl? No, I cannot I don't think you can handle this like this motherfuckers got a lot of catchphrases That's my favorite part. I think about Xander Alexander is he's incredibly gay, but he's like a fucking like a pull string doll You just walk up and yank his shit and something will fall out of his mouth now I've got a few clips if you want to just like a subdued

Gay guy when I saw him in the X factories up on stage He's sassy mouthed out the Simon Cowell, and then he's doing this fucking put you to sleep NPR style show you like Yeah, it's one thing I know about gay people they're low energy So just a fucking in cable for some reason I've got a supercut of like him doing just his catchphrases It's not terribly long, but just to see there guys the he's a fucking wind up like a music box of sayings It's a kiki number 26 down at the bottom It do be like that sometimes in any case forever ever who's. Get your black ass off my couch. What kind of ever?

Girl. Bitch, who the hell can find a drag brunch in Queens? First of all, second of all, who would go out to a drag brunch in Queens? Oh, that's disgusting. I'll be done by then. Well, green robin, yum. Nice. It's very nice. I love a nice moist hole. Oh my god Sometimes you strike out and sometimes like you hit a home run. Whatever. Listen grinder is not everything kids Okay, go out there. Yeah, Carl feel grass. Yeah touch trees and meet people Oh shit spin and see what works but

You know, well, we'll get into that next time guys I have a quick segue yeah grinder is not the thing Carl so I would like to point out have you did you hear the sponsor for this podcast no who's the sponsor Oh Carl play clip kiki number 25 and hide your boners. Heteros, the newest social app for oral hookups. The oral pleasure will be all yours. Wait, is this Kevin Spacey's new company? Heteros is the only hookup app designed to fill all your oral desires. The hetero community focuses on pleasure instead of identity, creating a safe space for everyone, of all genders and sexual identities.

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Download the hetero app now I'm gonna get that app and in my profile. I'm just gonna say I just want a hand job Nice and dry, please keep your mouth off of me. It's gotta be a contrarian at all times. All right We're real stick in the mud. It's a fun app. If you go there use promo code W ATP you get 10% off your first three blowjobs That's nice Steel is a pretty good deal Made me laugh. I thought they could come up with something better like uber meats, but put an in it that'd be pretty funny. I think yeah, no they definitely could have gotten more clever with that I wonder if it's one of those things where these are for guys who are still in the closet

So like their girlfriend looks at their phone like oh, he's cheating on me with hetero. Okay, that's good That is gay I have a folder on my phone. It's just called not gay apps Throws everyone off my son Why does Carl keep leaving his phone on and out? Yeah, hey guys look at my home screen. Huh you see anything weird nope not at all Guy stuff yeah, I never heard about that shit so look back to get back into the topic of hand They're talking about anal and douching and stuff Okay, they get into the the real the nuts and bolts of anal as it were pun intended. Okay. All right officer

Let's talk Douching how many times have you had to teach somebody how to clean out their ass because they kept shitting under dick I would have to say I Never taught anybody how to do it never taught anybody Because I don't know how to do it really never had somebody come over and they were just dirty No, that's happened before but like so okay, so the the thing is is like no guy when a mudslide happens I will let them take a shower, rinse off, collect their things, and carry on.

I won't be mean, I won't kick them out. They're usually so embarrassed that they just run. Like, they're like mortified, especially because it's all over my sheet. Oh, it's all over my sheet And above the wall in shit, I assume it said John was They just run I love that You're still shitting.

That's the problem with partying and staying up late is that you'd start craving Taco Bell at a certain point. Yeah. Yeah, that's not good for this. I feel like I could probably use a douche, not for anal, but just get some of the garbage out of my fucking colon once in a while, that would probably help a lot. I'm sure Dr. Steve can help you out. Okay. So my, but not over state lines, my clip number five, I found an episode that was about pride month. Pride month is when we celebrate this community. I thought, well, this is going to be fun and exciting because all I'm looking for is just some positivity, something fun that I can get behind. May this year be the year where the gays show up and show out. In masses this November when pride is on the ballot box with human rights at stake. Our human rights. So take this pride to summon your patriotic and prideful self

and register to vote Fuck me. I three different episodes. I pulled from so far and all of them are about how mega is gonna ruin their lives Yeah, I got a whole episode about douching and you found the stinkers. That's fucking weird, dude, dude. This is brutal So apparently this is very scary. This should literally scare the shit out of everyone Who is not a white man? Thank God, okay, finally For us all right This is a really quick clip that I want to play because I want to get your take on this, Joe

Do you might be more of an expert than I probably absolutely the LGBTQIA2 plus rights, okay? So this is a new one for me LGBT so far so good. I got it. Yeah, Q. Yeah, queer I Intersex a After sex Two chains intersex a after sex To chains What's to change? He's a fucking rat? When I go out in public and I pretend I'm two chains I just go true what is to is that like for someone who has two different personalities is like schizophrenics now part of this

Multiple personalities doesn't stop it to Carl. That's true. Yeah, it's a very good point. So yeah, I didn't understand I mean now we're putting numbers in with the yeah, just trying to fuck with us right spy Yeah, there's a hashtag in there somewhere the middle you're like what the fuck an app side People call them alphabet people that seems to work the best now because it's just all that and letter people We get no that's why I think that's why they put the two in there as you go I see we're not alphabet people. Oh, we don't discriminate just the letters letters and numbers He does show off some of his talent finally. I finally found a part of the show. I'm like, okay good. He's having some fun

It's a little funny It's a little funny. It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside. You see, I've forgotten why I can't easily hide. Well, a couple problems with you. You had some pitchy spots here and there, you know what I mean? You lost the melody a little bit. This guy can't sing for shit! That big fail.

Terrible! You keep digging while I keep singing. I only wish you would have pulled him rapping. That was in the tray tab Tay Trav episode by the way, the portmanteau for that should be Tavis. That's how you mix Taylor and Travis Yeah, Tavis you fucking moron. Tay Trav is not an easy thing. It's not it Jody you listen to multiple episodes of this. I'm I'm hooked. I'm Joe do you listen to multiple episodes of this? I'm I'm hooked. I'm

I'm upset that there are more so boring. So kiki number 15 I think we're gonna get to the bottom of this of what is the biggest problem with gay sex? I think and it's all everybody's gonna have the same answer. So please So like tops out there if it happens it happens and just know that if you're having gay sex shit happens So if you take the risk sometimes, it's worth the risk, you know, you don't have time What do you do if you don't if you feel like you don't have time? Like what if if you're in a pinch or something in a pinch made me laugh. Yeah, I get it Thank you. What do you do? You have time to clean out your asshole. I suck the guy off. Oh, Jesus Christ right now, aren't we?

There's other ways you don't have to have dirty anal sex all the time Other things you can do I have to hear that go together really quick If you could give me Kiki 17 and then we'll do one right after that that goes with it So the where where this all goes down is typically in your bathroom. And if you're lucky, let's talk about what you need. So you need some kind of apparatus to get water. Into your colon. Or someone else with a toothbrush.

Also known as an enema for some of you, if you go into the grocery store, that's what it will be called. It's a fleet enema. A fleet enema. A fleet enema. They come in mineral oil or they have a saline. I usually dump the saline out. I will use the mineral oil. I'll in fact refill it with mineral oil.

I will occasionally use the saline but it kind of burns. Some salt to taste. You need some pepper in there too I think. Maybe spice it up a little bit. Garnish. Some soy sauce. Use a pepper in there, too Garnish I thought it was pretty good cuz I never thought about mineral oil in your asshole Like they say the butthole is not a self lubricating orifice. I believe and Yeah, it shouldn't be really and I did balthazar he's self lubricating his asshole. That's pretty goddamn nice I was lubricating my asshole so hard this morning That's pretty goddamn nice. I was lubricating my asshole so hard this morning

Just flying through me It's actually funny you mentioned that so kiki number 16. I have a gay friend who's a podcaster and I said hey, man Could you listen to this and just let me know like take this advice and just give me an idea like is he talking out of? His ass or is this like legit use of mineral oil is that better? I can't get enough dicks in my body. Whoa, whoa, whoa survey says You do not have a gay Friday to podcaster Jody, it's wildly offensive by my choice myth says that two spirited and that is gay Indians Indians That's what the two is and

LGBTQIA2 plus hey Hey how are ya? Cock sucker. Alright Jody, let's try to wrap this up. Let's wrap it up with a bow. I got two that need to be played and we can wrap it up. It's Kiki 18 and 19 They kind of go together. I just put some oil out there kind of coat everything going on up there It helps everything loosen everything up. It helps everything slide out, but also it helps moisturize it nice. It's very nice

I love a nice moist hole Tip with moisturizing your whole lip balm the lip on your skin is the same as a lip on your bum So if you have lip balm you can always use that to moisturize and make sure you do that at the end because That was his name. Oh my god my friend Sam is just that all the time. He's a tell me about things Like I just put my lip balm on if someone ever asked if they can borrow my lip balm No fucking way on He called it his boy lips, so I'm yeah, I'm like Having two different lip bombs with you and then mixing them up

I'm like home in their puckered. Yeah, and then he and then he goes they put on itself and like No, that's it. Yeah. Thank God So that's what I learned from this show Carl I learned how to do should also learn never borrow a gay man's lip. Yeah lip balm. It's bad idea Definitely also all of a sudden these guys just started very gay like they haven't sounded gay this entire time I also learned never borrow gay man's lip. Yeah lip balm. It's bad idea. Definitely Also all of a sudden these guys just sounded very gay like they haven't sounded gay this entire time The asshole kind of really excited yeah takes it a different direction Carl So yeah, that's I'm not giving me the ins and outs like I said You can go watch a video if you want listen to the rest of this podcast

They tell you all about how to clean your asshole out say you can go watch a video if you want listen to the rest of this podcast they tell you all about how to clean your asshole out the the last funny clip of this was a kiki 19 and it was you know some experience from Balthazar and how to do your asshole you like you mentioned before you need a bathroom you need some kind of apparatus a with the water up there you need water you should have some kind of saline or mineral oil to add not maybe not always you can just use water you're not supposed to use the water from the tap that's supposed to be dangerous for you because there's treatments in it squirt it up there squeeze it out try to do it

in the toilet especially for someone else's house don't shit in someone else's shower don't be in the shower crushing grapes disgusting oh god oh my god crushing grapes but there are attachments you can attach to your shower and then you stick that little wand up your butt and you turn that water on and you irrigate it out. But it is proper etiquette to hold it and make it to the toilet. Yeah, hold it and make it to the toilet. Yeah. But then what do you do about all the water that gets on the ground? Wipe it up. Clean it up. Make sure you clean yourself. You're going to be showering in there in a minute too.

Yeah. Don't slip. Oh, God! Wear shoes. Yeah Where shoes I Don't even want to go inside a gay man's bathroom now. You're hearing this. They're just shitting over the floor I have two thoughts about this. Yeah one if I'm gonna clean my asshole out typically I go to the Waffle House That's the best place to fill your ass up and walk around you jump you're jumping jacks. You're good Also Balthazar, I'll encourage you go to You're jumping jacks. You're good. Also, Balthazar, I'll encourage you. Go to www.biobaday.com. Use promo code POBOYS. You save 10%. You can clean your booty hole like a champion, dude. We got a,

I got one of my secondary bathroom right now. I got a turbo function. You press that turbo button. It will super soak, spray you, square in the asshole, and it will fill you up. You're fucking colon. It was you lean forward far enough yeah, I Think I was doing it wrong. I was gonna say would you're spending a lot of time in the bathroom? You're just having too much fun in there. Yeah Tony open this door I Need to get the blow-dryer. That's the thing is you think it would be a perfect combination you get your booty Hull through the car wash, but you always got to pat it off afterwards

And I assume people don't want to use my special towel that I use guys. I think we need a palate cleanser Did you taste the flavor now I think we need a palate cleanser and Fortunately, I have the perfect video for us to watch it was put together by my friend dr. Steve and There's been a lot of talk. I don't know if you guys have been paying attention to that reality show. Helga Mann, Lisa out of the hospital, but not really back on the show. She's still recovering. But because Helga's doing the show, she's having all these special guests on. Tukey was on there. Vinny Paulino was on there. Huesey was on. every time I tune in, another one of my friends is showing up

talking to Helga Mann. But I believe it was when Tukey was on there, little Lemmy, that Helga revealed, because Helga is a trans woman who's pre-op. Wait, what? And when I say pre, I mean it's not gonna happen. I mean, this point. So this is what Helga does with her junk.

This is what Helga does with her junk. She explained that she puts her balls into her body her asshole No, listen to this the balls go back up into your body and the penis wraps around the taint and up into the butt cheeks and she holds the penis in her butt cheeks and walks around Like you've never done that Chris and she holds the penis in her butt cheeks and walks around like you've never done that Chris. Alright, so I don't think my dick would reach my

butt cheeks if I pulled on it real hard. Yeah. So must be nice. I I I is definitely bragging. That's what that's what I look at. Yeah, you're right. I tuck it into the top of my butt cheeks so it comes out the back of my shorts.

Yeah, right. Sometimes I get a plumber's crack and people can see the tip of my dick, but I call it my periscope. Alright, so this is Dr. Steve explains this because all of us are going, wait, how does that how does that work? What are we? What are we talking

about? Take it away, Dr. Steve. Hey, Carl, there have been a lot of questions about Helga's tucking technique. I thought I'd take a minute to clear the sea. Oh, no, here's the process. Helga takes her giant penis and tucks it between her legs where it sits between the cheeks of her buttocks. She's done this for so long she doesn't even notice it anymore. To be clear she does not shove

her member into her rectum. It's simply bent backwards and held in place between her gluteal muscles Damn near kill now the interesting question is what happens to her testicles in this? Helga is typically quite unique. She has Retractile testicles, which means she has shoved them up into the inguinal canal Never to be seen again. Her scrotum is empty, the testicles are up inside her lower pelvis and she says she hasn't seen them in years. Retractile testicles are common in boys before puberty up to about 80 percent but much less common in adults. Because the testicles need to be three degrees below body temperature to produce sperm

Helga is likely infertile. The benefit to her is that these testicles likely do not produce much testosterone Contributing to her womanly visage and demeanor. I'm hoping Let me check their female prostates at double con 2 in Rochester, York, August 16th and 17th tickets available at w ATP live.com. See you there. Oh, good work. I love doctors. You put that together. I don't think I'm gonna get my dick cut off, but is that ball surgery elective?

Cause I could probably use that. So they don't get whacked on stuff anymore. That'd be cool. Yeah. And also it sounds like you can't produce a sperm anymore. so you don't have to get what's the what's the procedure people get pregnant that is a procedure can I segue for two seconds Carl just because dr. Steve I've listened to him for a long time and maybe he would appreciate this sure I have a dr. Steve original from who's right podcast. I have a flattest flute. It's got his fucking picture on it. Oh, look at that. Right by my computer. This is a whistling butt plug. You ever heard of that?

I've not. It's gently used. So no worries. But check this out. It's a product Dr. Steve sells on his podcast website. What do you mean it's gently used? I just put, I just blew into it. But it's not for you. Uh devil's joint JJ is uh is here in the chat. JJ is uh producing Helga's show now. He says Doctor Steve on Trainwreck TV this week, Tuesday or Monday at 730 AM. Doctor Steve is busy. So, they're still working out. Yeah. He's scheduling for that but uh it's great that Dr Steve is

stepping in as he always does. I love Dr Steve. He's one of the best people I've ever heard on podcast. I'll tell you this. I'll tease this coming up in a little bit. We have a stuttering John segment for the ages because what a breakthrough yesterday. Kate Meany coming on point dabble point and spilling the tea as they say and I truly think that John's Friends all deserting him and turning on him when a quad father

And he's talked about a bunch of his other friends aren't talking to him anymore. I think it all started with going after dr. Steve Yeah, people want it's a bad move It's a bad move and people even told him friends have told John don't do that people want it's a bad move. It's a bad move and people even told him friends of him told John Don't do that people like it. He went fuck you and he doubled down So this is you know, they say don't mess with the Duke Nobody says that don't mess with dr. Steve because we all have his back and that's not gonna go well for you Has he spelled it correctly yet the Duke it's with two O's John D. O. Okay, like a turd. You're the Duke

He's a dick. He's get it right. You're not John Wayne. You fucking retard. You don't think so? No, John lame. That's him. I get jokes. I get jokes. My bad. I got more for later. Let me get my notebook. Yeah. Grab your notebook. While you're doing that, I want to bring out a couple of guests that we're going to have on the show because there's this guy named Daniel Alexander and I talk about him a lot on who are the a couple of guests that we're gonna have on the show because there's this guy named Daniel Alexander and I talk about him a lot on who are these socials with blind Mike. He's a

tick tocker. Sure. And I also because Drew Lane from the Drew Lane show loves WTS. He's like every time I go on his show now, which is every other week, Carl, you got to bring more Daniel Alexander Tiktoks and we refer to him as woke dad and this is a name I believe that blind Mike gave to him. Woke dad because he's the father of a trans son and

that's all he talks about. Oh, very proud of himself. He he's very proud of himself. He's uh he's a hero. He's a **** hero I get it and I really want to dissect this because the level of narcissism and virtue signaling is through the roof. It's fascinating and Detroit is mesmerized by this I listen to Drew's show because they do this boner line where people call in and leave voicemails and It's just call after call after call about Daniel Alexander people can't believe this guy exists in real life

And so I've asked a couple of my friends to help me break this down of course everyone knows the great missy B See be see be Jodie B. How's it going girl? Hey Jodie B. No relation How about a Daniel Alexander is he related to Xander Alexander? Yes? This is family ties today. Maybe Jason Alexander Fuck that here. You're talking about Britney Spears first husband and then also joining us for the first time on W ATP We have our friend Carter from talk studios. What's happening Carter? So I want to start off so this guy's TikTok account is called the underscore shoe underscore fits 100,000 followers and the description of it is

Cisgender straight dad doing my best to be a good human and then he's got some flags that probably represent some stuff So this is the video I want to play to kind of introduce people to woke dad if you haven't heard him before This is the video I want to play to kind of introduce people to woke dad if you haven't heard him before Or if you just need a quick refresher on why this guy is such a fucking raging douchebag and obnoxious Someone just asked me why my username is the shoe fits and I realized it's a pretty interesting story If you've never heard it before I mean it all started a long time ago when I was a kid But the gist of it is the coolest shoes I could ever think of as a kid were a pair of Chuck Taylor 1 stars, and I started collecting them from a very young age.

Flash forward 20 years into the future from the very first pair that I purchased and I took my kids, my two kids, my two kids in the LGBTQIA community, my two artsy fartsy kids to their very first ever comic convention. And if you can imagine, they loved it. They had the greatest time. They were dressed as superheroes and it was fantastic. They were in love with the whole idea of all of it. People could fit in and dress up and have fun and just do what they loved. Your kids are dorks. We get it. All right. What's the point the point? Yeah, what does that have to do with your fucking sneakers? All right, that's good

Does he always sound like he's about to cry yes? Yes, thank you. I'm sorry in fact I'm so excited about this because we're gonna incorporate the super tip system into the show Soon, and I've been working on it behind the scenes and one of the things that we have to do is get AI voices trained to the different people that we like to highlight and Woke Dad's AI voice is spot-on and people will be able to type in and have them say anything that you want to so I'm very excited about that but anyway let's get back to this. The very first thing they wanted to do was draw their superheroes and both of my kids decided to draw me. I was their superhero and they mutually decided that the name that they would

call their superhero was the Shoe Fits. So from that moment on I've been the Shoe Fits. When I stand up against injustice I proudly do it as the Shoe Fits. When I fight for legislation I proudly do it as the Shoe Fits. When I create safe spaces, I proudly do it as the shoe fits. When I create safe spaces for kids in traditionally marginalized communities like this art studio that I'm building right here, I'm doing it proudly as the shoe fits because I know that I'm my kid's superhero. And I know other people in this world could use safe spaces too. Because being a superhero, it's not about having superpowers.

Yeah, it actually is. It's about standing up for what's right. No, that's a different thing. And I will always stand up for what's right. Yeah, you're thinking of two very different things. Superheroes, it's in the name, superpowers. That's the whole point of it. I don't like the shoe fits.

I would go with crying man or the incredible sulk First off he's lying You can tell just by his eyebrows I don't even think he has kids he's talking about pugs or something that he raised in the backyard So first of all the bad he's lying because that didn't happen But imagine that it did let's all pretend in this crazy world These kids go to Comic-Con come home and want to draw pictures of their dad with wearing a cape hold them down Would you ever go on the internet and praise yourself? What a great father you are Explaining that story. I'm going to you would if you're a narcissist

You just might be You just might be Should get that yeah peewee Herman drop out there I want to get into that before we do that real quick one more clip. I want to play for you This is Father's Day came and went recently and Daniel decided to tell us how amazing he is as a father Father's I always made chris choke on his drink by the way missy b is pronounced Nauseous Yeah, there's only one ass

He's talking about his kids To all you dads out there happy father's day You know the older I get the more I look in the mirror the more I look like my own dad and In some ways that's sort of odd because the relationship that I had with my dad wasn't all that great over the years. I always celebrated them on Father's Day but the love that I received in return, it never felt like the love that I was giving. I never felt like I was getting back what I was giving. So when I had kids, I made a commitment to understanding them them to loving them for who they were

to being a part of their life always to Uplifting them to making them feel as loved as they make me feel and on Father's Day I always celebrate them and I know it's not a traditional way of doing things But the reality is I wasn't a dad before I had kids. I Didn't know what that felt like and you don't say I shouldn't be celebrated for being a sperm donor I should be celebrated for being someone they really respect thank you Chris you know this month is my daughter's coming out day. All right. So this is an ultimatum. I don't know. Yeah, right. This is where shit gets crazy right here. Respect and love. You know, at the end of this month is my daughter's coming out day.

I celebrate two days with my kids every year. I celebrate their birthdays and I celebrate their coming out days because their birthdays were the days that I first got to meet them on this earth. The days that I first became a father and their coming out days those were the days where they knew that I was safe enough to share their truest self the amount of love and respects that it takes to be able to share that with your dad that means a lot to me so today if you're a dad don't forget to love your kids, to show them love. Let them know that they're the reason that you're a dad to begin with. A lot of dads are gonna cry.

Did you even consider that? Oh no, the incredible sulk. Oh no. This is what I have to point out real quick, because when we first started following Daniel Alexander, it wasn't that long ago, He had a daughter and a trans son. And now all of a sudden, he has a trans son and a gay daughter. And he celebrates their birthdays

and their coming out days. So I'm guessing if you don't come out, you only get celebrated one time a year. But if you do come out, you get celebrated twice a year. I see where you're going with this. We should be going and have a great and other fun day. That's why they made Juneteenth a holiday, so you can get the day off and get paid, it's nice.

Right, so I wonder if there's like an incentive or something for these kids to say, Dan, I'm also gay, can you love me too, please? He really does deny the whole biology thing. He's like, you know, I look in the mirror and I, hey, he's just starting to look like my dad, which is weird, you know, because we only share genetics.

Yeah. Yeah, you know, because we only share genetics. So weird. So the thing that we haven't really touched on yet, and I don't know if this is where you guys want to go first, but I do have some examples of this, is that he is divorced and the mother of the children get the children half the time and he gets them half the time and the mother I don't think it's as thrilled with the Trans gay 13 year old stuff that he's super stoked about She's probably mad cuz she had kids with a gay guy that'll upset you most Yeah, he you most of the time. We're not talking about Kate Meany's mom right now. Okay, we're going to talk about that later.

Yeah, he, we, we, we, you know, we had a scroll really far down to even get, because whenever you see someone's account, you want to like, okay, where did they start? What was the first video? When did they find their niche? So we did, you know, it took us a while. My tab shut down. My computer was like, I can't keep going. Literally, I crashed. My mouse died.

He puts out these videos every day. And when we went back four years and it took us forever to get all the way back, it was too much. Yeah, you could see him. He's constantly, Carl, you got my link right to where our We have clips and stuff. It's in it's in the email. Yeah I mean does he actually show his kids because I'm sorry times in the beginning when they were

When they were In the basement now, that's what I'm imagining He just goes down there once a day to throw fucking hay at him in a bottle of water and goes now I'm gonna go make some videos now you little bastards. See you later. All right Yeah, we there's so yeah down below, you know, we have a couple we have our big nine I'm gonna let Carter take over and and you know from what we we found because there he just Wow. Yeah. All right, go.

What did you discover with that Woke Dad here? So we found a bunch of fun stuff. We went all the way back, like she said, trying to find kind of where he found his brand. And he went through the trends that everybody does with the duets and the stitches. And then you see him finally finding that voice that you hear, that pretentious condescending voice that really kind of rings true for him. Once we got a little ways in, but I think the ones we should probably start with are number one on our list. We kind of go through our one through nine.

Number one is grandiose sense of self-importance. We were going to go to I cook, I clean, I dad for this one. Okay. Yeah, number one. Okay. Let's check this out. From the very first moment that my oldest was born and holding him in my arms I knew he was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen in my life I

Made him a promise on that day by the way this baby that he's talking about had a vagina We're just trying to point that just a little weird That's all from the very first moment that my oldest was born and holding him in my arms I knew he was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen in my life. I made him a promise on that day that I would do anything in my power to keep him happy, healthy, and safe. And then along came his beautiful sister, and again she was the love of my life, the

most beautiful thing I'd ever seen in my life. And I made her that very same promise. And yeah, in order to keep that promise over the years, I had to make some sacrifices. Some of those were extremely challenging. I got married to keep my kids safe. I stayed married to keep my kids safe. I worked overnights on the weekends in negative 10 degree freezers for 14 years.

To keep my kids safe, barely slept so that I could be awake when they were awake and I could be there with them. I could raise them and I could keep them happy, healthy and safe. I survived through some of the most horrific things that most people Whenever Have to live through Afghanistan some of the most traumatic Keep my kids from those very same things He had a fucking side job of the week as he's comparing that Ripping sacrifice keep my kids safe. That's how I lost my sense of humor Their identity is who they are I don't care

They're happy healthy and safe I've never given up on my promise to them to either of them Oh, he's getting choked up. You ready? Soapy Soak. What an asshole. You gotta wait for him to drop at least. You gotta see the teardrop. Yeah, I know.

He always cuts it off. I think it's because he's not really crying. I think that's why we never see that part of it. Yeah, he's constantly using his kids to talk about how great and important he is. Yes. And he's using that. He's like, yeah, my kids are great, but look what I had to do for you to be safe. Do you see what I had to do? It's like he has to keep stacking.

I stayed married to your bitch of a mom for way longer than I wanted to. That was very much implied to that video Being so on point because that was not the I cook I clean my dad. No, I cook I clean I dad is is something else is not that one. Okay. I don't even know if we got that one to be honest cuz that one Was it's right here on the yes on the dog Here Was that right here on the yes on the dock Here, I can Yeah, he oh, yeah, it's it's clip 7 Carl. Sorry. It's clip 7 for my dad Which is in reference to his grandiose sense of self-importance. Yeah, it's all awesomeness

We're still on awesomeness. It's so awesome. Let's check this out mom's wife sucks though. Apparently This is just a reminder as I overflow this pot darn it that as a man When I'm cooking dinner apparently overflowing pots onto the stove I'm not helping my partner. I am cooking dinner When I do things around the house like the laundry, I'm not helping my partner.

Did he have to hit go live right here? It seemed like he's very busy right now. She does the laundry. Wait till you pour the pasta out. Then get on it, TikTok. We both have equal responsibility. I'm not helping raise the kids. I'm raising the kids and I don't deserve any accolades for doing it Then we're done here

We are equal partners in this world we do things together That is the contract that we have with each other and that's responsibility with the course Yeah, also translation she makes way more money than he does Just an average everyday dude, and if you're not meeting that bar Yeah, he's constantly having arguments within his Yeah, he's constantly having arguments within his That's an older video, but he eventually becomes a superhero and back that he was saying is an average dudes I don't know well during the day I don't have to be a chef to know that he's obviously doing something wrong somebody get that motherfucker a fire extinguisher

You don't have to stand directly over all the scene. Yeah, it's done, bro. Take it off the fucking point. So we have our big nine, our narcissist big nine. Those achieved number one, the grandiose sense of self-importance. Oh, for sure. And then we have number two, which is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love. So even this clip that we do have referencing this is clip number two. I just still

again find it funny. He's like check out my skills also my kids are gay. I had a clue from your skills guy. I'm not a contractor, but I definitely am creative and I took and repaired this roof in the most janky way. I took some aluminum rolls and I nailed it on and I sprayed it with some flex tape spray. You know, I've been a pretty creative guy my entire life and this is probably one of the weirdest repairs that I've ever done. But what you need to understand about this is that this is an art studio. This is going to support kids in traditionally marginalized communities, especially local

kids in the LGBTQIA community. I have two queer kids myself and I'm a proud daddy and I know a lot of kids so have a lot of safe spaces Why don't you ever talk about it? Artistic interpretation Hmm of an abstract roof I Gotta say it wasn't until recently that I ever heard the phrase Traditionally marginalized community and this guy and I can't even say. Well, this just rolls right off his tongue in every fucking video down to brass tacks though. I need to get the space done. This roof is going to cost $7,600 to

replace the back. Obviously there's lots of valleys and stuff. It used to be a carriage house and it had a bunch of renovations and additions over the years There's a lot of space in there. And once the space is all renovated It's gonna be open to giving kids a safe place and Somebody has volunteered to donate dollar for dollar any donations made over the next week to the art studio Just watching this video helps just letting other people see it helps. They know what I'm doing You know this guy should really learn the technique it's called undersell and over deliver like when I say hey I have a tiny cock and it's not tiny tiny, but it's okay It's he needs to say I've never put a roof on a house before So I'm not even that creative and look at what I was able to pull off like okay

Well, you're not very creative. I guess that's okay He did build this early early like in our deep deep dive of his early stuff. He built some like shed house Thing for his kids to serve ice cream out of rape Shack it looks like a rape Shack It really was I don't even know if we saved that one we were going through so much stuff and That was when he was with his kids, but yeah, he definitely is a little handier He showed off this other invention. He has it's basically a wheelbarrow with a cooler in it, and he sells ice cream God like this guy's is like he's got a mobile coffee shop, and then he's selling

Ice-cream out of like a cooler that he's like peddling around. I don't think you call that ice cream you say hey Do you guys want some yogurt? It's It's what's a runny cream I Got some boy. Yeah, hey Yeah, and he definitely hits on number three, which is believe they are superior special or unique Expect others to recognize them as such in that same like I cook I clean I dad of course I mean and then all the other videos of his he's always hitting that and then number four require excessive admiration that is

It's constantly by exploiting his gay kids who you know. He also brings up all the time that he went in front of the legislature. You know in the capital in Albany, New York to get this legislation passed to protect the LGBTQI 2783

community in New York State. I got it right that time. Yeah, thank you. Dude, we heard you. Yeah. I just imagine him showing a video of his kids throwing a football poorly and then just being like, see, this kid can't even throw a spiral. What a f*****g homo. Yeah, we were looking for videos early on because we assumed at least early on there would be more with him and his kids, especially with how hard he pushes the great dad family stuff. Yeah. And there are a couple, but they're all just him testing filters and trying out new stuff

on his phone. It seems like it did. It falls off really quick with the kids being involved at all. And it just turns into him I mean, it's a great example of what it turns into. Oh, yeah He he get definitely has some sort of you know he seems he's a adapting to the tick-tock world with it by any means necessary and One of them is this miss Myrtle clip 9. Okay. I don't I don't know isn't that dr. Steeves puppet. Yes

Holy shit, I didn't know characters he does cross a lot The category we had this under was sense of entitlement Combined with the lack of sensitivity to the ones and needs of others may result in the conscious or unwitting exploitation of others. It seems a little insensitive. Some of the stuff we'll just say. And I don't know why I'm surprised because he's always playing a character. People have pointed out he looks like he's a raging lunatic. And so he's trying to cope with that and present himself very differently on TikTok. Like I'm just a soft spoken white guy who's doing everything I can for my kids

So this is another one of his characters. I guess Oh good Lord. Would you look at me? No makeup or nothing? Oh Oh dear. Well, listen, this is important to me. So I need you to listen So I was on Miss Tequila and Donuts live and that girl she is so funny she is so funny I love her she is so funny but listen she's looking for some some me too some some you too she's looking for guest grandmas for her YouTube and I was like I know you too they they an awesome band and I can guest host you two that'd be awesome You too we could be big stars together, so what do I do now? What's that? It's my hair as a hillbilly. I feel personally offended Thank you. Thank you for

There's so much going on with the accents and the dialects It's across the planet. I hate this fucking show. Yeah. Thank you Everything's trans on this show these days Alright so miss Myrtle's gotta be my least favorite character ever Who finds it to be cute and fun? How long ago was that one are we still like two years back? Yeah, how long was that one? That was back in 2020 that was when he was locked inside for a little bit That was during the Pandy it was a different time

Experimenting do you think that's been shown in court when they're talking about custody battles and things he wants 50-50 I mean look at this tick tock We all went through things during the coronavirus thing like I started drinking Bud Light Seltzer You know but eventually I came to my senses. I know I had it We had a good run for about three years, and I came to my senses ago I shouldn't be drinking this and you act like you don't know how to douche your asshole Whizzing butthole thing I just use Bud Light Seltzer. I shake a can up and open it in my asshole. Most guys do.

So that's what they're for. So yeah, that's number six. He and so then we move on to number seven where generally have a lack of empathy and have difficulty recognizing the desires, subject experience, and feelings of others. And we see that here on I'm Better Than My Daughter. And that is clip number four. Oh, wow. Jesus. That's...

Yeah, duh. You're a guy. We're all better than your daughter. Stop talking about his kids. So what started out as me trying to prove to my girls that I was relevant even as they go through their pre-teens and the dad's still cool has turned into a little challenge. My daughter has reached out to the TikTok world, this girl right here, and said hey uh give me some follows because I'm way cooler than my dad and I deserve more followers. So, here's my plea. Oh, she's just the cutest thing.

But, that is still relevant. I'm just funny, go watch my videos, duh! Share some love, go find my stuff. Watch me. Make yourself laugh. Woohoo! I'm going to stare oddly into the screen until you go share, like, and follow me. This is on. Yeah, follow him, not his daughter, who was his daughter before he became his son. So that's how far back that one went

Is this guy on kiwi farms yet? Is there a thread for this guy yet? What do we have to do? Do I need I need someone investigating this guy? You're right on it Did you see the beginning so in that video you can see in the background? that little Shack thing if we can pause that in the beginning of that yeah that's the little hut that he built for the for the kiddos yeah back there that he was working on and he has a steeple on it that's why I said it looks

like a weird it looks like a little church doesn't it yeah is that where they, they praise the trans God of, uh, Oh, have a dinner tool. We can keep going. Not Mark says a dad on Tik TOK is not cool. You fucking loser. That is correct. Not Mark. Good point. But yeah, we, when we were saw him putting this together, our first thought was, you know, it was reminding us and giving us vibes of That movie room. I don't know if you ever saw that I

Have not personally but I know I'm a little living space That the guy had for a small boy and his mother in the backyard They escaped, you know eventually and we're okay. The bad news is his kids have not yet All right They get to escape. What is it half the time or on weekends or something like that? Yeah Shared custody. Yep That was uh, really that one right there just says a lot about him and that's so embarrassing It's so fucking embarrassing. He he's it's really embarrassing and then you so then we do have the next one right it's

envious of others or believe that others are envious of them we didn't have anything to support that with what we are provided here online but when you see this mirage this this character that he is portraying on the internet like who is he behind closed doors who is he as internet, like who is he behind closed doors? Who is he as a partner? Like who is he? Because there are way more toxic, narcissistic traits, I'm sure, that this guy exhibits,

but we don't have anything definitive to base that on. No, I agree with you. He's definitely putting out an act for TikTok to make himself seem like he's this amazing, squeaky clean guy. Back to it being embarrassing. Yeah. Where does embarrassment fall? Is it any of the nine questions like someone who's incapable of being embarrassed

by the shit they do? You know, no shame. Yeah. Is shame part of narcissists? Narcissism? Well, it's interesting. That's a tough word. Because I think it was Andrea Brower, who's in the chat that word because I think it was Andrea Brower who's in the chat right now or Benny Loco one of the people who used to work with stuttering John

They said though. I think it was Andrea. So the worst thing you can do to John who's a narcissist is embarrass him Oh, that is the thing that he will lash out He will freak out at you if you do that. He'll call your mom He'll call your fucking mom and try to get you in trouble and send to rehab. And Lady K, complete narcissist. Yeah. So I want to point out that what's happening now is he is responding to individual comments on his videos. And of course, because of drew lane show and who are these socials? We've gotten into my balls some people are checking in on the shoe fits and they might not have the same point of view as

Some of his followers before that my kids know what unconditional love is do you know what that means? That means the love that they so he's responding to a comment that says oh, I got his ass I bet you would love your kids anymore if they weren't gay He decided he needed to respond to this comment for some reason from me comes without conditions So if they're gay if they're straight if they're trans if they're bisexual if they're anything If they fall in love with somebody who's a different race if they fall in love with somebody who's a different gender I don't give a flying hook. I love my kids watch your language If they fall in love with somebody who's a different race if they fall in love with somebody who's a different gender I don't give a flying hook. I love my god watch your language not who I thought

my Catholic ears that hard age I Don't give a heck, bro gosh So here's what's happening right now, and this video is brand new just came out I just saw it today, and I went uh-oh people who like drew late and who are these socials are definitely getting to him I hope he's in the back of a police car The conservative podcasters sends all his incels to report you and leave nasty comments you might be on the wrong side of tick-tock

incels to report you and leave nasty comments you might be on the wrong side of TikTok. So right there, completely loaded right there, he says a conservative podcaster sends all of his incels to make comments like, okay, there's a lot of assumptions going on right here. Let's see what he has to say. If all of said commenters follow Trump within their follower list you might be on the wrong side of TikTok. So now he's getting comments he doesn't like so now he's looking into their profiles to see who they're following so that he can have the moral high ground and be like well obviously

I'm better than these people they like the other political party. If all of those people tell you that you would not love your children if they were not gay, you might be on the wrong side of TikTok. If all of those people are straight white men, you might be on the wrong side of TikTok. Well, I didn't realize they were straight white men who were criticizing him. They're definitely wrong, man. fucking Jeff fags worthy over here. If you're over 35 and you're on tick-tock you're on the wrong side of it If at least half of those people are brand new accounts that didn't have tick-tocks before don't have any content and have nothing to show For it you might be

So their opinion doesn't matter because they don't have a TikTok account? I didn't realize that's gonna be the presidential debate. They're like, Joe Biden, are you even on TikTok? Why are we even listening to you? And if you're dealing with all of this garbage today, you might be me. How many goal posts are on this field? Save me. That's the posts are on this field? Save me!

That's the punchline at the very end. At least I can laugh about it. Yeah, you seem like you're doing really well. The camera goes off, he cries. Yeah, right. You seem like you're handling the solid, immature adult. Yeah, so, uh... That was take three, the first two, he threw the phone across the window.

I love that wrong side of TikTok. Like, people are going to be shading and be like, Oh, he's right. Was take three the first two he threw the phone across Wrong side of tick-tock what people are gonna be shady back. Oh, he's right. Damn it. Sorry, Danny. Got us again. You're not gay at all Got me Yeah, he he hit them and we did say sorry Carter you were gonna say something I Was gonna cut you said something about like another take. That one earlier when he was, he was a little jealous of his daughter's account. That one definitely looked like the first take was a problem. It was two takes.

Yeah, highly edited. And that's one thing about this guy is that there's never edits in his videos. It's always him and who knows how many times he has to go through and get it right. Sure. You know, with the right fake acting and emotions and everything else that he's doing. And so you think he was getting pretty pissed in that first one? Yeah, I feel like he, he was definitely not nice because he had to really, really dial it in and be

like, no, she's sweet. She. Because the thing he put in there instead was the first part of the, no, she's a sweet girl. And then it cuts through probably kind of how it went, which is, but I'm still funny and awesome and just watch me. Right. He's a method hacker. He claims to be so chill and, you know,

I'm such a calm guy and all this stuff and there was a video earlier one of them about he he does coffee right as his coffee truck and He had a couple come up to order coffee and the woman was having trouble deciding what flavor she wanted and the boyfriend of this couple says to Daniel bitches am I right and the boyfriend of this couple says to Daniel, bitches am I right? And he, you know, Daniel's like,

and he thought I was gonna smile and be part of that. I had to close the window in their face just so I can collect myself. You had to take a deep breath. I saw that video. You did see it, you saw that one? Yeah, and I'm just like, like if you have to physically

Collect yourself, then you're not a stable person. Right? Well, if somebody says something you just kind of like maybe go Okay. All right fine. You know you do that, but he has to literally exit a room Cry into a pillow Wipe wash some water and come back and then finish the conversation and there was like what what just happened? You're in customer service, right? Like there's a lot of choices. So take your time. Are you talking about my daughter? Can you imagine what the menu boards at his fucking coffee stand look like I've seen everything is eight paragraphs long with the most delicious Deluxe chocolate mocha

delicious imported deluxe chocolate mocha we use only ungenalized beans yes yes yes god damn it i throw a coffee in his face i would order it and wait for 20 minutes and just throw it right in his face fuck you what should we wrap up on? can i get another? do you have any more tiktok videos missy or carter?

no i mean the last the 9 of 9 arrogant haughty behaviors characterize these individuals They often display snobbish disdainful and patronizing attitudes and we had the clip that you had put mom hates dad Okay, and it's true. I mean like you can play that and we can wrap it up But I you know we know what's going on here. I thought and one one day we can do those are good ones for him on that I thought and one one day we can do though. Those are good ones for him on that Can measuring himself against the wife and like can't control his angry as to go outside and rant. That's great for that. Yeah, okay Let's check this out. Gotta go blow off some steam imagine for a moment When your kids came to you and said dad mom really hates you or mom dad really hates you. I know What do you do in that moment? What do you say?

Mom, dad really hates you. I know. What are you doing in that moment? What do you say? There's only one good answer that I can think of and that answer should be somewhere along the lines of, well, what do you think of me? And if you care enough to ask that question to your kids, then the answer is almost, most definitely gonna be,

at the very least, ah, you're all right, or you're great, or I love you It's a mom says you never satisfied her Mom said she's never come once I said good By doing that you're making it about them in their opinion And you're not making it about the conflict that you might have with their other parent. I mean, if this question's coming up, it means you're either separating most of the time or are separated, and there's a reason that you aren't together to begin with. You don't need to put your kids in the middle of that.

There is one other part to this, and if your kids ask you what your opinion of their co-parent is after this or during this or in relationship to this, the best possible answer is, I'm thankful for what they gave me, which is you. Hopefully this helps. How passive aggressive is that? Right? I'm scared. You're not answering my question, Dad. That's not what I asked.

Right. But you can tell he's sending a clear message and I have a couple other videos about this but we'll move on. Definitely tack around who are these socials. He's got like a whole series of videos where he's calling out the mom but not directly. Sure. Yeah. Says this bitch over here. Yeah he literally says that he's co-parenting with a narcissist. Oh yeah. Yeah. Which maybe I should play that one because that's actually kind of interesting Yeah, the fact that he's calling out his acts as being the narcissist in this relationship is a word I like to use rich. Hello kettle. It's the pot calling I'm not a therapist or a parenting professional good and I have a PhD

But I know for sure that there is no such thing as co-parenting with a narcissistic parent and a lot could you imagine her watching this be like you say that again sister in a lot of cases you end up being separated you're parenting from two different households and if one of those two parents is trying to deem complete control of the situation, you're never going to be able to co-exist in co-parent. They're always going to try and deem control unless you give them complete control and that's not what's best for you or what's best for your children. Usually when there is a narcissistic parent, they are doing whatever they can to retain control over you and your kids.

And a lot of times your kids become victims to that. They are pawns that can be played on the field in order to use to hurt you. What do you do? Kill them all. You raise your kids the best that you know how. And you limit the amount of control they have by limiting the amount of contact that you have They're gonna try and find ways to push your buttons and you just try and find ways to disconnect parent your kids Not your co-parent. Oh god. So something that is like, what did he just say? He goes, oh, you know, they try to distance or they try to

You know make you look like a bad guy or something like actually know what narcissists do is Triangulation that is a key that is a common thing where they pinpoint one person and he didn't say pawning But it's it's a different kind of pawning where it's like they are trying to get you to hate the other person And I kind of the way he talks on this is I'm sure that's exactly what he's doing. And I'm bet you the ex wife is like, keep it up, Daniel, keep it up. I'm gonna have the kids fully you keep it up. He's probably like using all of this is like a like a look see I'm such a great dad. But it's like no, you just keep coming off as the outspoken voice. He's like, so what did your bitch of a mother say? What me. I think I'm crazy. I only made eight videos this morning about him I think someone called him a narcissist and he did a lot of research on it. Yeah, that's what it sounds like

I bet that's true We have pointed that out a few times that I've talked about how this conservative podcast something all these incels over to goof on himself I mean, I think we can conclude Yes That's a winner right there Narcissus all right He did one video of him We told that mr. Daniel Alexander Rogers

Yeah, yeah, you know, because we were kept saying that he looked like Mr. Rogers or he sounded like it. And he actually does a couple of videos of that. If you guys feel like diving into that and scrolling and looking like, have fun. I can only jerk off so many times in a day, missy. Well, yeah. Thanks for that. That's a, that's good shit. Well, I appreciate that Carl. I appreciate you both of you going through all those videos and figuring this out because it's really we're all mesmerized by this guy's TikToks. Every single one is crazy for different reasons. We didn't get into the fact that he tells these stories on a lot of his videos where he changes people's lives

Just that morning you won't believe what happened this morning I talked to this person another different person saved a drowning man talking to people I was sitting next to a VA on his deathbed and I'm a greater person for it I like how she just leans into the Stut Joe voice even when she's doing that guy Gave a homeless guy my last $20. Right. My kid's OK! I'm sorry, what?

All right. Well, I want to thank you, Missy B, for coming on. Always great to see you. Thank you, Carl. Always wonderful. We'll definitely see you again soon. And of course, you're going to be up in Rochester for DabbleCon 2. Oh, yeah. Let's go. We'll definitely see you again soon. Of course. You're gonna be up in Rochester for dabble con 2 Which is awesome so Carlson comedy comm to get your tickets for that and then Carter from talk studios. We're gonna find you Carter talk studios

YouTube Instagram Tawk talk. Yes, sir. That's awesome Talk I like the way you talk. Awesome. Well, Carter, thank you for going through this exercise with us. I appreciate it. I know it's not an easy thing to do watching Woke Dad, but we're all better people. We lost our mind just a little bit, but we learned a lot of important lessons. Our computer was crashing from this guy. Yeah, right. I appreciate your expertise on this and thanks for weighing in on it. Great to see both of you. We'll talk to you again soon.

Thanks, Carl. Bye. Bye. All right. So don't you try to get rid of me, motherfucker. I'm here from WATP to the part. I've been waiting a long time, Carl. Jody B. We're not getting rid of you because you brought a very important segment for us Oh gosh, we're gonna talk about Joe Mada Reese very much because my buddy Joe Mada Reese decided to take down all of his podcasts and most of the things that we like to goof on him for Oh Cardiff is here card. Do you want to talk about Joe Matt? Ares? Give me a thumbs up. He might know I'm gonna give a history lesson about Joe Matt a reason if he's been around he might know all of this already Okay, sir. I'm just distracted watching John have one-sided phone conversations on his stream today

Pretended to talk to oh He's been talking to Chad Zumach for about 20 minutes now on a stream today. Who's he pretending to talk to? Oh, he's been talking to Chad Zumok for about 20 minutes now on his stream. Okay, well we'll get into Southerning John right through this segment. We'll get through this quickly because I have a lot to talk about with Southerning John and I know people told me I should be addressing what Chad's been saying too. We'll get to all of that. It's coming up momentarily. Cardiff, nice to meet you motherfucker. Hey, me, me, mom. I'm called Southerning John's mom. Cardiff Jody B, Jody B Cardiff. I Jody be hello. We meet you you two likewise. Okay, so what happened? Apparently Joe Maddarese was on a podcast recalled into a podcast called Monumental waste of time. Yeah, I can give you like a two-minute synopsis of this because this is a history lesson

This is all from years ago, right? It's basically why Joe Mattarese packed up and left this time because he's been through this before guys I hate to break your bubble Joe Mattarese. I don't know it much about Opie and Anthony So maybe Carl you can help me with this the pests right the legendary pests when that show went away The pests were still around so So in the internet rabbit holes, they were still looking for people to fucking jump on. And from what I understand, Joe Maddareese did a bout with the pests seven or eight years ago. And this is what all this is from. And this is when I came across Joe Maddareese the first time.

So when he resurfaced recently, I go, I know all about Joe Maddareese. This is going to be fun. So Joe Maddareese was a comic I guess and there's a person named Karen from Philly who's a trans He was a comic he is he just put on a special. Oh, yeah I'm sorry just put on a special on his YouTube page and my buddy Mike Geary watched the entire thing So what's funny is Kate from Philly did this fan podcast of Joe matter. Reese, it was called monumental waste of time, which is a fucking great name for a Joe matter. Reese podcast.

It's about 35 episodes. It wasn't long, but basically Karen from Philly was his Cardiff electric pardon, pardon me, Cardiff, but they would talk to each other like he's an expert level troll job with Joe matter. Reese. And at the time he was on periscope. me, Cardiff, but they would talk to each other like he's an expert level troll job with Joe Matariz. And at the time he was on Periscope. He was doing Adderall and fucking doing all kinds of crazy shit. So Karen from Philly would come on and just be like, Oh, I'm actually a big fan of Joe. Joe, why are you acting this way, man? And then Joe would call in and be like, you're fucking crazy. She's like, I'm not crazy. I love you. You're the best. And I think that's what happened in

true pest form. They tear you down first. They tell you. You're the best and I think that's what happened in true pest form They tear you down first they tell you to kill yourself and all that and then eventually they come around to complimenting you But even an asshole like me can see a compliment and no that's not a compliment. You're fucking with me Do they do that to Opie masterfully? I've seen it happen to Opie I've seen it to happen to Joe Matteree it happened to Aaron Emholt We can get into that later if you want But I think that's exactly the same thing is they gas you up and a person like me doesn't take compliments So when I hear shit like that, I go yeah fuck off, but a person like Joe Matteree's goes

Oh, they fucking love me. I'm the best they said it see 12 people can't be wrong and eventually this whole thing You know they turned on him and he left the internet already once before but this is from turned on him and he left the internet already once before, but this is from Monumental Waste of Time with Karen from Philly and basically Joe Mattarese is gonna have a fucking meltdown in a sequence of clips that I have here orchestrated for us if you'd like to hear them. Let's do it! Okay. Are we going right in order here? Yeah for sure. Joe Mattarese clip number one. Joe calls into the Monumental Waste of Time show and one thing Steve Rees is the guy who's on here apparently an episode Previous he shit all over Joe Mattarese and he's not comic. He's a low-level comic. They have a discussion about that

I'm sure you'll hear it, but Steve Reese is the guy and he made some good points about Joe Mattarese It's not hard to talk shit about Joe Mattarese So he did all the stuff and this is Joe Matariz calling in from a little league game Chrissy Mayer style and Screaming at some fucking guy on the internet for I don't know about ten minutes So I'm broke right field of my son's game being nice enough to call it I know you are out of the gate a little strong. Okay, so you're already playing the sympathy I've never claimed that I had one. I don't I don't want a fan in South Dakota if I have fans in South Dakota I'm not a very fucking good

comedian so every can every comedian who has a fan in South Dakota is not a good comedian no you're gonna have your huge huge comedians people in South Dakota are gonna know but South Dakota people aren't gonna know guys that are kind of in the middle Of the show business and stand-up comedy How would they know that guys that are go ask anybody in New York City if they know my name anyone? Oh, they know your name. It's a punchline to them, but they know your name Name they know a lot less yours. You're what do you want? Why are you so angry like Joe such an idiot?

He contradicted himself immediately. He goes I want to be known in South Dakota. Like what do you want? Why are you so angry like Joe's such an idiot he contradicted himself immediately He goes I want to be known in South Dakota like what do you mean? I'm good at famous comics are known Right, so you would want to be that's the whole point He leaves himself open for so many shots here and Steve Reese takes every single one of them I don't know what Steve Reese is doing now. I don't know if he's a comic I don't know if he's making fucking furniture somewhere in Idaho. Maybe like ATP next week. I don't know if he's a comic. I don't know if he's making fucking furniture somewhere in Idaho. Maybe he'll be on WTP next week. We don't know. I hope so.

He gives Joe the business so fucking good here. And what sucks is Cardiff, he'll be here and you'll listen. This is the kind of shit Cardiff would do. He just gives him the clip number two. It's like a little stupid thing to needle somebody over. You just, you know, it's gonna hurt and you just throw it out there and let them step right on the fucking grenade so here we go does Joe Mattarese think South Dakota is the South? I think so. You guys don't have any teeth and you fuck your cousins? I'm not out there bragging that I'm a famous comedian. I didn't listen to your show. If I thought you to your show? I'm in a fucking little league game. If I thought you were the funniest comedian in the world, you wouldn't question my credentials. You're only doing that because I have a difference of opinion with you. But I don't understand your opinion. Give me some opinion that makes sense. Give me valid support.

I'll give you an opinion. I think it's wrong to abuse the trust you have with your audience. If I'm a Joe Matariz fan and I give you a dollar, that's a sign of faith that you're going to spend that dollar on producing something that I'm going to enjoy. And if you're going to take things one step further and offer rewards based on the amount donated and you don't follow through on those, first of all, that's a pretty shitty thing to do. Now tell me what, tell me when I've not fallen through on a donation. Why wasn't Hollywood Rob mentioning the credits of your of your three-minute film that costs $13 to watch?

Hollywood Rob donated a dollar to this program. I don't know if it was a go fund me or whatever the fucking deal was but this guy who's a troll said gave him a dollar and said say my fucking name and the Credits and Joe Maddarese didn't do that So of course this guy's taking umbrage with it and he's just giving him shit about it And we got like one or two more clips and Joe Maddarese is gonna lose his fucking shit I want you to remind you this next clip is called. This is all over a dollar, right?

Yeah, I would be like who gives a shit about his dollar move it out correct I Accidentally made a mistake and left it out of a trailer I apologize, and I recut a whole fucking trailer for that guy go look it up The red bar trailers that have been re-edited 30 times what about the second 30 times Here we go doing all mean-spirited I'm not a mean-spirited guy But I made a mistake about a dollar donation to somebody and they called me on it I either will give them the money immediately or give them exactly what they were deserved of Hollywood Rob has bitched about a DVD

Blu-ray that he never Knows never came out they're coming I ordered them I don't know what to tell you they're not out they're not for sale on my website so they obviously aren't available no one you don't see you don't see how that's costing you a segment of your audience Dude, I speak. Oh, here we go. Oh, poor Joe. Oh, baby. He's getting wound up. Yes, he is. Choking on my own rage. It's all that Italian fucking hookspuff coming up inside of Joe

Matarizzi's ready to fight somebody. I just, I just pictured that he's like Randy Marsh at the Wittily game. Oh, he's taking his shirt off. He's young. Carl, it's even better than that because Randy Marsh was in the bleachers at a baseball game where he started fighting. Joe Matariza standing in, I assume, right field behind little kids playing little league,

screaming into his phone like a fucking maniac. And it comes up, somebody goes, Joe, they're going to call the cops. He goes, I don't give a fuck. I'm over here by myself. So look, the next clip is called, Why Do I Frustrate You? And this is Steve Reese. He pulled the pin on the grenade finally, and here's where we get it going.

If I lost somebody for the dollar I did the send out that you're calling me on, it's fucking one guy. You asked for an example. I gave you an example. Do you know how many ones, how many people you gain on Twitter and lose it on Twitter a day? You know, I don't understand what you're saying. You got me riled up because you're making no sense whatsoever. Too many points. Way too many points, right?

Dude, you have made no points. Who are these people that you're talking of that haven't gotten what they deserve? Why do I frustrate you so much? That's what I don't get. Because you're a fucking asshole. It's obvious, dude! I can hear it in your voice! If you were in front of me, I would pull the Selector will be gone, and I would be charging you with a forearm to your fucking chin. You're a fucking asshole, dude! You don't know what you're talking about! You've never done anything in show business. He's going to pull Ojeda on him now. He's going to punch you in your throat and cut your face. It's crazy because he's literally telling Joe, you're overreacting and it's, you're embarrassing yourself. You should stop. Oh yeah. I'll murder your family. I'll just like dude, what are you, why are you getting so

around? You would hit you with a steel chair. Yeah, right. It's like, no, you don't understand that. You're the problem with this conversation. So now this is the finish line as far as Joe's like he's level 10 now. This one is all caps. I have it says what have you done? Again, we're back to that. So I had to have done something in show business to have a valid opinion. What have you done? I need to. This is a fucking opinion. You haven't done anything. What have you done? You ready? What have you done? That's what I need to do to have a valid opinion? That makes no sense. For me to listen to it if you're giving me a comedy opinion? Everybody who's a big fan of yours has massive TV credits.

I don't want assholes to go like me, dude. I'm nice enough to call in to this radio show during a fucking little league game. I'm on fucking so many medications that I can't get angry and let your an asshole, an asshole, those bitterness. You've made it by ever fucking run into you or that Mike David guy. I'm going to fucking knock you off your fucking Joe Joe Joe. I'm serious. The podcast is Steve Reese. Guy doesn't know what he's talking about. Oh no. He's got your Mike David. So here I should probably mention this. I don't know if Karen from Philly was like a plant for Mike David,

or if at some point red bar covered this whole situation, but let's just say, Mike David put the amplifier up to it, which got him even more pissed. And that's, yeah, that's part of the, the circle of troll. Mike David's claims he left compound because he was asked by Keith, the cop so many times to stop shitting on Joe Matt, a race on. It might've been at this point, like, you know what I'm saying? Joe Matt, a Reese's friends with Anthony and already said, I bet you this could have been around the same time. It's like, you gotta cut it out on Joe, dude.

He's going to, he's going to shoot everybody in here. The man is unhinged. He's gonna shoot everybody in here Man is unhinged So clip six it just says ask about me which he keeps going back to that he's like Everybody knows my fucking name like it's a real go-to for him and John and anybody else who at some point thinks they were famous They're just like don't you know who I am? Yeah being a husband isn't as cool as you think it is It's tough when you got to remind people To go ask any comedian in the New York circle what they think of my comedy

All right, not some fucking guy that's on a fan base show of me so much You're supposed to be doing a show You're fans of me. Okay, I'm just a guest on this show. This is not this is we all know This is not Karen's opinion. it's kind of a plus opinion but now get somebody who does comedy and ask them what they think of me I don't have a bad reputation in the comedy business okay dude you're talking to Amish people or you're going into South Dakota all right you know first of all how many comedians that have done the late show with David Letterman Job I'm the most famous and powerful man in South Dakota

Just told you I just told you I just told you what? So you see what's happening here like the clue than the title the next clip is Steve is absolutely killing Joe Mata Reese Like he's just he's boxing out of his fucking weight class right now and Steve I don't even know who Steve is like I said, he could be doing anything right now But on this day he has a podcast I don't even know who Steve is like I said, he could be doing anything right now, but on this day He has a podcast monumental waste of time episode Joe versus Steve Steve one round fucking one two and three This was a TKO for Steve Reese. Okay I'm in right field by myself.

No one's around me. All right, don't yell. Take a breath. Like your shows. Take a breath. What are you talking about, dude? Why are you bringing up, like, you don't think I do comedy, I don't have shows, he doesn't have any shows.

I work every week as a comedian. Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, you remind me of someone, you remind me of Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe It's like why I oughta he snaps it back right on his dick obviously This is a lot of pent-up rage and anger that he's finally unleashing I'm sure because it has a face now at any given time this could add with just a whatever dude and then you hang up Sure, yeah It'll be another couple minutes Carl. They'll hang up this should have happened a while ago He just just keep tenderizing the body unfortunately So the next clip is Joe matter isse trying to use logic, I guess, to prove why he's a good comic and the guy sucks.

What does that have to do with whether or not you behave in a questionable way? It would be like asking a guy who doesn't do roofs what he thinks of the roof job you did. You don't ask the guy who does electrical how good the roof looks. Can I ask you one more thing? He asked the guy who's the roofer. Joe. You're not a valid opinion. You're a fucking waste, but if I live under the roof I can determine whether or not it's a decent roof

To know whether it's a good Opinion you're giving the opinion from a distance. Does Joe think he's going to win this argument at some point? He could only win if he said something funny. Right. Just stay down, Joe. Come on. God damn it. Yeah, it's like to say nothing. At

some point, Steve's just going to be like, ah, you're right, Joe. I'll give you that one. Like, no, it's just going to go off forever. That's what he wants. That's what he wants. You dummy. So funny thing, Bill Maher did a thing recently

about parenting and he actually made this analogy a lot better and is snug. He said, you may think I don't have kids, so I'm not allowed to have an opinion on parenting. He goes, well, I don't suck cock either, but I could tell when somebody's doing a bad job at it. Exactly right. Steve Reese, Bill Maher, they're thinking on the same level here. So clip nine, final, this is Joe. Joe He finally just says fuck it in the leagues, but Steve won this fair and square I mean he came in and he just he knew he had his number as they say and Man, that's the thing with Joe. It's just too easy with this fucking guy. So this is kind of a longer clip, by the way

Sorry, but this was the finale. This is the end of the thing, but this was this how it went Joe Here's what I don't understand my Obviously means a lot to you twice. They asked me to come back on the show a second my opinion I don't mean a lot to you regardless Whether I get paid to do comedy or not Can I stop talking to this guy because I don't even I'm here I don't even hear you anymore someone else talk to me. There is something I wanted to ask you though, Joe There is something I wanted to ask you though Joe There is something I wanted to ask you though Joe

I'm not anything you got that no I think this is a valid and there will be constructive advice at the end of this Asking a Jewish guy what he thinks of my lasagna just stop talking to me That's not racist Right I mean stupid but it's not racist. It's like a guy that wrote like three knock-knock jokes. What do you think about stand-up, someone's stand-up comedy? Good one. But that doesn't make sense at all, Joe, because everybody in the audience...

All you're saying is that I don't have... ...of a comedy show is not a Goddamn comedy. Go to South Dakota and ask them if they know. I'm trying to think of other comedians that I think are funny. Steve, this comes through through the credibility issue though. You get, like, you're this comfortable. You have no credibility, dude. You got 335 Twitter followers. Joe Mayer is so flustered right now. Yes.

He was trying to come up with an example of a funny comic that they wouldn't know about. You couldn't think of David Tell. You couldn't think of Colin Quinn. You couldn't come up with one fucking name, one of his friends. Everyone knows his good comedy. He's so fucking, he's so towel. He could be a Colin Quinn. He could go with one fucking name one of his friends He's so mad are yes, I'll be back after a little bit so we can hear but he had Jewish lasagna on the Delicious is that lasagna kosher?

135 Twitter followers you're nobody you're a jealous motherfucker Value of somebody's opinion the number of Twitter followers When someone thinks you're not funny, they're not jealous No, it's jealous of a guy who sucks at his job. I wish I could suck at my job like that guy Trying to get booked in the world of stand-up comedy now. I'm not trying to get booked in the world of stand-up comedy. You understand, I'm mistakenly billed occasionally as a stand-up comedian. It's something I've done, it's not something I pursue. Why can't you accept that I don't want everyone to like, you know- But you obviously do, because you're here today to convince me to think that you're a genius. But your reason for-

Yet everything you do, everything you do everything you do You did one of the greatest podcast episodes ever you had three radio legends they made everybody laugh Well, let me just say this for the audience They made everybody laugh for an hour hour and a half or whatever and Joe was so much of a baby because he didn't get The attention he felt he deserved he felt like things didn't go the way he wanted them to go so he had that taken down then he made his Twitter private Okay, instead of capitalizing on that he doesn't know how to capitalize on anything He doesn't know how things work, and I'm sure that's one of the things I said on that giant list you have over there Okay, I would have been happy to get to if Joe had brought it up.

Okay. So I got to give a shout out. My buddy Mike from the wheelbarrow full of dicks internet radio program. He's been listening to red bar for years and he reminded me of this. I had, I remembered it happened. The monumental waste of time podcast. One day we're sitting around. I go, what was the name of that fucking trans dude lady that fucking was fucking with Joe Matt, a recent and he got me that clip So wait that was a trans person too. Yeah, what?

of this show We cannot it's crazy. What is going on? Well? Thank you for bringing that to our attention because that is fun Yeah, that was cold. There's a reason why Joe Mattarese is where he is because he does not handle criticism very well at all That's what there's like 38 more episodes of that if you guys want to do a deep dive It's still active on most feeds, but it's like seven years ago. The audio is not great. There's no video You just go look it up not mark says Joe sounds like he's about to make the Alec Baldwin voicemail. You're a rude little pig You're right by packing. Oh wait All right, we got to get into this.

This is the most pressing issue in the dabble verse right now. ["Dabble Verse"] Hey! Hey! Woo! Gakiyah! Yeah Okay, yeah So I mentioned earlier if you didn't catch point dabble point yesterday, it's worth checking out I'll have the audio up on our patreon supercast later today

But up on our YouTube channel on our live tab point dabble point it started off It was me Jenny Jingleulie talking about the usual stuff. John had a very active week this week, traveling across the country with the cats stopping by Patrick Melton's house, maybe yelling at Patrick Melton's house, all sorts of different shenanigans going on. That poor host. But the big thing. He's so lucky that nobody has just laid him out in a front yard yet. I'm just saying, saying John you're not in the shape to fight

You come here. I'll fold your shit up like a lawn chair Come on down It might be on the way to Alabama when he goes to fight Shulie, so maybe you'll stop So fighting around the world we start with just you know point dabble point. We're discussing. What's going on and some clips I'm not gonna stop. So, fighting around the world. We start with just, you know, point dabble point. We're discussing what's going on. I had some clips I

pulled. I thought there was some interesting stuff to talk about and then I didn't wanna announce this. I didn't know if it was gonna happen or not but I had reached out to Kate Meany, asked her to come on point dabble point. Her and John had a big

falling out this past week and Kate said, I will be there. Oh, they broke up? And then said, I'm going to be late. They went, okay. So I'm already feeling like, oh, we'll see. And then Kate showed up. And boy, did Kate show up. I'm going to play you just a sample, but you got to watch the whole thing. You're going to start talking to for this. This is just a sample of what Kate was spilling on point double point. This is from my lost interest. Put this video together

I've got all of it. This is off the record and john this could be a lie But I have a lot of secrets of yours that you may not want to hear Oh my goodness. This is a bob shell using slurs. I have you dropping the n-bomb Oh shit, you're saying f-bombs. I have you dropping the end bomb. You saying at bombs, I hear you saying transphobic letter. Rhetoric everything John I have everything I have you calling Susanna a cunt I have you. about sending cocaine to Florida that you picked up at the pub from some grifter. So I know it all, John.

I know everything in your life. And if you wanna go to my mother, go ahead. Congratulations. Jesus, this Carl inception's fucking weird. I know, I know. You know what's the worst? The one Carl is two Carls. Holy shit. Yeah, what's worse than that? So that's enough of that episode know, I know that John is very concerned about what Kate might say

because he came up with this thing that he's been talking about all week, this integrity verification. And so, he's been saying, I lie to all of my close friends all the time in order to see whether or not they're going to leak that information and then I'll know who is my friend and who isn't my friend. It makes sense. It's called smoking out the rat. It does make sense if you do it in a specific way and I'll tell you how you're supposed to do this. If you really are this paranoid and you need to do this, this is how you do it. You tell a single why that's salacious enough that if they wanted to spill it, they would you tell a single lie and then you write it down somewhere. The why that you tell to each person. So

when something leaks, you know who leaked it and who not to trust step one. Don't be a fucking retard. But what John has done is he's told first off. This is the other part of this. You don't tell things that are super embarrassing about your family and your family dynamic. That would be crazy Right you make something up you make something well you make something up that wouldn't be so embarrassing for you So I you know, I used this example the other day, but you know, John likes to brag about his Mercedes if He was talking to me on the phone and he went,

hey, don't tell anyone but I actually have a 2003 Toyota that I drive. That's actually what my car is very specific, kind of embarrassing who cares and then I leak. Oh my gosh. John drives a 2003 Toyota and he sees it on Reddit or

Shulies talking about. He knows I the one who gave out that information because he wrote it down. That's how you do that. That wouldn't be how you would do that somebody watch Roadhouse, but Stunnery John is so stupid That he told me it is he he's so stupid He told Kate things like my oldest hasn't talked to me in over three years the

Car that he bought for Lily his daughter The only reason why he did that was to get a half an hour with her to drive her to the dealership because she did not want to spend any time with them at all. Like there's this crazy sounds oddly specific. Carl. Yeah, I know Oscar is super pissed at him for coming to the graduation and posting things on social media, which Oscar told him not to do. But these are all things that he's telling Kate Meany. Why are you telling Kate Meany multiple things that are, quote unquote, wise and also things that would be super embarrassing?

And if people, let's say they're not true. If everyone thinks they're true, it's embarrassing. Yes. My kids haven't spoken to me in three years. Truthfully, it's actually more like eight. Yeah, right. If that's the case, then yeah, that would make a little bit more sense. Two words, Carl. Pity fuck.

OK. And I am going to listen. I like to be fair on this show. So as we play these clips, I am going to point out, because after Kate came on my show, John did a show. Actually, he started his show while we were still doing this. And so John sees that Kate's on, and she's spilling all of this. And so he has to come out on the offensive. Now, I recommended to him, he doesn't take my advice, defensive stance.

John, this is going to come at you pretty hard. Maybe get defensive on it. Apologize. Hope that more stuff doesn't leak. But instead, nope. Oh, and this is the other thing too. And I'm sorry, a lot has happened over the last couple days. But I think one of the things that really tipped Kate over and got her onto the show to talk to us about this is that as soon as Kate decided she turned on, whatever the term is you wanna say,

because Kate pretty much made it clear that she's not friends with John, she never was, John decided to call Kate's mom and tell Kate's mom that she's a drug addict and a prostitute and needs an intervention. Hilarious. And you can tell Kate I no longer need that cocaine for the wedding. Right! Like it so I hopefully I've put down all the the context that we need for these clips. Can we be can we be honest? That's pretty funny It's just not cool. You know it's not cool at all to call someone's mom

And oh, but it's hilarious to call him go your daughter's a whore and also it's fucking nuts well the irony here It's not lost on me Is John complains about the trolls calling his mom at 3 a.m? Or whatever at Christmas Eve or or whatever he talks about with like fucking with the mom and then he Immediately goes to his enemies mom and tries to get her in trouble whatever Play And he even said I don't know if I have the clip or not But he even said at one point like they call my mom like John you understand like shoey doesn't call your mom

I don't care about leave He doesn't call your mom like none of the people that you're mad at are calling your mom It's just these trolls or whoever but by Vince There's no one's doing that sort of that's what's the most fucked up as he gets mad at everybody else But Vince the lawyers the ones been fucking within the heart since the beginning and he just won't accept it well He does now he does not there is a theory floating on dabblers anonymous to that John himself calls his mom Just to blame the trolls Mom I wouldn't put a pass. Yeah, I could see him do that this fucking guy

He needs to be the victim and he lies constantly and that is coming out crazy in the last couple weeks And I've we've been saying this forever that John's a compulsive liar But now he's like admitting to it and just calling it a different thing ring ring hello miss mom. I mean, this is Melinda's Yes, I'm fucking loser They call you that's integrity verification All right, so John comes on his show after he sees Kate's on point double point and he's fired up pissed Alrighty well apparently on point double point and he's

fired up. Pissed. Alrighty. Well, apparently, there's somebody who is okay with positive positive. Yeah, that's the face that Crystal Leah made when he found out that Snapchat messages don't delete. You're right. Yeah, don't go

away after a while. I was using Sam Jacket. So just 24 hours. Kate Meany has a picture of his dick. I really do she's just sitting on it the picture not his dick Yeah, there was somebody who is okay with crossing the duke and That person is Kate Meany now. I said to you guys yesterday Cheers me Decides to start going on other shows and talking about me and making up lies about me, it's gonna get ugly. Well, it's gotten ugly. Yeah, it sure has, John. I'm looking at it.

John Nicholson there. It got ugly when we started, John. Come on now. So after this, he starts threatening her immediately. Things are gonna go bad for you. He claims that her mom Texted job Remember John called her mom. She's in France. He's just in Paris He called her at like 5 a.m. Her time very annoying and she's like who is this what?

So the stranger calls up and says your daughter is a drug addict and you need to she's like I'm sorry Could you list your resume for me? 14 years of standard that I She's like, I'm sorry, could you list your resume for me? I'm glad you asked. I have it right here. 14 years of stardom. Can I address something real quick, Carl? As a person who's listened to 500 episodes of this show, I've always heard you guys describe what it's like when you freeze frame John's face and it's hilarious. Never seen it before?

Wow. You guys were right on, that could have been more on target. That was a direct hit, sir. Every time you pause it He's making the goofiest How this works so he claims that her mom texted him the night before this and He told her well, I'm done with Kate me. I'm out of the Kate Meany business now Remember he claimed that the reason why he called

the mom was not for revenge and to get her in trouble. Because he was concerned and really wanted her to get the help she needed. I'm sorry you thought as a whore. Yeah, weird how that timing worked out. He knew all this stuff for weeks and months, but now all of a sudden he's concerned for her wellbeing now that she's turned on him.

And so it's crazy that he claims, and this didn't happen, I'll prove that, but he claims that the mom then reached out to him and he's like, nope, I don't care anymore. Well, how concerned were you then? If in less than 24 hours, I don't even give a shit. That's weird. So then someone brings up in the chat,

and he sees that Kate Meany's recorded all the phone calls. All these long phone calls, and John's like like if she's stupid enough to record my calls and you Can see he's starting to get a little nervous if I'm stupid enough to not realize she's been doing that the whole time Mother doesn't want to do anything about it fine with me so If she did tape it, which I don't even care Well, I do cuz because it's illegal. Because I'm fucked.

California again is a two party consent state. So again, it's about the laws. Well, right, he goes, I don't even care. Oh, but it's illegal, so I do care. Well, someone has to press charges. People break laws, I break laws every day. Lots of them. Someone has to either catch me or press charges. I broke a few laws. I break laws every day. Yeah, lots of them. You know, someone has to either catch me or press charges in order. I broke a few on the way over

here. Of course. Mr. Hamburger, you bunch of heathens. That's what you are. But he's so stupid. He's just like, you know, I don't care what she's saying about or you know, she recorded the calls. I don't care. I didn't say anything incriminating but oh but it is. Oh fuck. I do have to press charges though. That's right. And sewer. Forgot. It's my obligation now to do that. To do citizens arrest. Yourest you have to do any of these things he's going to the precinct on Monday Yeah, and he's gonna have an arrest warrant issued. He's gonna file

We're gonna talk about that so and he starts off with this and he's like I haven't even started Talking about Kate Meany at all the coke and the pill popping. I'm like do you think that makes her less attractive John? Yeah, all you're doing up in my book. Yeah, all you're doing is getting way more guys into this curl by talking about She likes partying It makes the 20 grand make more sense huh she brings her own drugs right? Oh, that was the other thing too I don't have this clip But he's describing because I don't want to get into this part of it I asked Kate three times to answer and she didn't want to so whatever

want to get into this part of it. I asked Kate three times to answer and she didn't want to, so whatever. But the whole thing where I think Chad was the first one to leak this and then this is the reason why John's so concerned. I had to call the mom. It's Kate told the story about for $20,000, her and her girlfriend slept with a guy and John goes, and you know what they would do with Coke? I'm like, well, yeah, for $20,000, I would hope there'd be some Coke there. At the very least. Yeah. It's like when I go to a wedding, I want it to be catered. You know, I'm hope there'd be some coke there. At the very least. Yeah, it's like when I go to a wedding, I want it to be catered. I'm not gonna bring my own burger.

So yeah, I would imagine. Open bar. We're gonna pay someone $20,000. What burger wedding are you going to, by the way? John's. McDonald's. All right, so I always love when John has to then go after Kate

because remember Kate was perfect in every single way for the longest time and then now this is John telling the truth about her. I'm not gonna get into her big chin and her horrible teeth I'm not gonna get into our weird tits and all that. I'm not gonna do that. That's pathetic to say things like that But there's a lot of things that are quite quite off Instead I'm just gonna move on yeah Yeah, I'm sure all the times you called her and said that you loved her and she says she loved you back all you were Thinking about was her horrible teeth. You were ready to fight Chad over her. Yeah, know it's so ridiculous, but this is the way that John fights people

Yeah, you don't like me that I think you're ugly and I always did you just didn't know. Yeah. Yeah, exactly So then John claims he's just gonna move on. This is how we started the show off He's like, I'm not gonna get into it. I mean, I see what you did there John. You're not that clever I'm not gonna talk about how fucking ugly you are and how your pussy stinks. We just did. We got it. And so he goes, I'm going to move on. I don't want to get into it. But he definitely did not move on. And we'll talk about that in just a minute. But this gets fucking nuts because I'm going to skip towards the end of the

show. He's got clay dabble around as a guest. And he has a lawsuit because of these recorded phone calls, who do you think he'd have a lawsuit against if Kate was recording the phone calls, producer Chris? I'm sorry, I have no idea, I've never sued anyone. I mean, I would imagine it'd be Kate. That's the number one answer.

Right? That would be my answer. Not the phone company? Yeah, not Verizon, not Apple. Yeah, let's find out My Has you on tape buddy drink up some but dude, I don't even care I do well I can't is illegal and I'll sue her but I won't sue her. I'll sue her mother. Her mother's loaded According to Kate her mother has more had more money than a father her father filed for alimony. You know that

Fathers I see you want to go and you want to get on the mom? So Mary Believe like 620 so this is my favorite part because His sister Danny DeVito comes in the room and goes, are we going to the wedding? This is the day of his nephew's wedding. My father's wedding. So she comes in the room. She's like, Jen, are we going to the

wedding or what? Because John came out and said he's got to leave in a half hour. We're 50 minutes in at this point, so he's late. So Danny DeVito comes in. And my favorite part about this is what does John's family think about him? Because he's staying at his sister's house. His sister is standing right I'm going to go to the hospital. I'm going to go to the hospital. I'm going to go to the hospital. I'm going to go to the hospital. I'm going to go to the hospital. I'm going to go to the hospital. I'm going to go to

the hospital. I'm going to go to the hospital. I'm going to go to the hospital. I'm going to go to the hospital. I'm going to go to the hospital. I'm going to go to the hospital. I'm going to daughter taint me. I Want you to know right now. I will sue your fucking ass. I'm joyce ready to go to that wedding now Let's go. I am so naive. I didn't know you could just do that Yeah, I know I didn't realize that either so apparently the way that the law works in the United States of America

And we have foreign listeners I want to explain this is if someone does something that you don't like Pick out any family member or maybe even a close friend who has a lot of money and sue that person. Oh like okay Yeah, you pick someone with a lot of money. That's the first thing you get to say but first So I have to have my feelings hurt first yeah, okay step two or pretend yeah, right but fun fact NASA was a co co plaintiff in his lawsuit against Sirius because they launched the satellites. Oh, yes. Of course. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. So yeah, you're suing in the court of public opinion,

but you'll still make tons of money from this. I'm sure. So this is what I wanted to show you because John's like, I'm moving on. He literally said that multiple times. Kate sucks. I'm sure. So, this is what I wanted to show you because John's like, I'm moving on. He literally said that multiple times. Kate sucks. I'm moving on. I don't care anymore. He texted Kate's mom after this and Kate posted this text thread that he had with

her mom. So, this is a screenshot. This is John to Kate's mom. Uh oh. This is a screenshot of Kevin Brennan watching Point Dabble Point with Kate. And John says, Mary, you have failed. She is on every show now thanks to your negligence. The shit storm coming your and her way will be insurmountable.

I warned you, now it's on. She's lying about me every step of me every so now it's on you. What a great mom you aren't I Warned you you believed her over me Lawsuit coming what a fucked up parent you are your fault It continues This is insane and then he shows another thing Wow. This is insane. And then he shows another thing of Kevin. So he's just watching Misery Loves Company.

Your daughter will end up dead by 27. Overdose, your fault. Notice there's been no replies from the mom. This is just harassment. Yeah, and just the fact that they're all broken up into little phrases. Oh yeah. I think he's fucked up and super pissed like Patrick Michael

Yeah keeps going back to add things. Yes. Well that last one your daughter will end up dead by 27 He had to jump back in with overdose Not because that's right. I get hanging like that is I'm gonna kill your daughter in the next three years It does sound like that's what yeah, you're right I'm going to kill your daughter Yeah, that's a good point. I have to say overdose your fault not mine. Not my fault. Not in my hand I think that's Italian. It's overdose. I go overdose All right, so bad Joey mark that one down John whenever he's lying to you. He makes it very clear

He says some specific words to let you know. I swear to god. Now, when Kate told me this, I said, this is all fact. I swear on my life. Everything I'm saying is true. Yeah. Yep. Pretty much. There's the one. There's the number two. They're all strung together. There's a tell right there. Yeah. This here comes a lot of bullshit. All my mama. So this is what I was alluding to earlier in the show when I was teasing this segment is that some of John's very very close friends are not allies anymore and this is upsetting when you hear big hitters like this. Because now Leo Gunn doesn't talk to me, Dirty Deeds doesn't talk to me anymore, like it's like they're all afraid to be my friend. It's a Leo Gunn and Dirty Deeds? Jesus, John, what did you do?

So many. This is terrible. So can he sue someone for them not being his friends? Probably. Okay. The list goes on and on. Yeah. Okay. So it gets very funny because John explains how he knows that they're not his friend anymore. Amazing. Leo Gunn is not afraid. I think Leo Gunn maybe just needs a little break from the devil verse. It's a toxic shithole, John. Sometimes. True. He's not wrong. It gets on top of you, man, and you need a little break from all this shit. I'm sure Leo still watches. He's still a fan.

I don't know. He hasn't super chatted. Dirty Deeds hasn't. I didn't do anything to these guys, but they haven't. He hasn't done anything to these guys, and they're not even giving me money anymore What's the problem here I tried nothing Notice clay shirt Carl. Oh yeah, he was all proud of himself, too Sure, oh yeah, it's a good one like this is a weird thing too because John had blocked clay dabbler Mm-hmm and play dabbler was out of his life because Clay Dabler was a moderator for Vince, but more importantly, he also told John not to hammer on Dr. Steve.

And if I had to guess, I would say the Dirty Deeds and Leo Gunn are probably also guys just like, you're after Dr. Steve? Oh, they're in protest. He said nothing. We are fucking asshole. I'm not giving you any more money. John lost a lot of support. I mean the current of thing Well, yeah go get him fucking potato stuttering John actually made quad father stand up for dr. Steve. Is it that fucking crazy?

Yes, yeah, that was when that was when quad did his thing and It's just John's picking the worst targets in all of this If you want to go after me and Levi and Shulie and Mike Morris, like all of that makes sense. Even, even Cardiff, we're all doing shows gooping on you. Yeah. But when you start going after these guys who do nothing to you and everyone likes Dr. Steve specifically, it's like punching the Pope. Are you out of your fucking mind? It's insane.

And everyone tried to warn him. Everyone warned warned John don't go after dr. Steve including Clay d'Avila and what did he get blocked right? These these were your friends because they were warning you if they didn't give a fuck they wouldn't say anything It also doesn't help that John's been saying that every friend he has he has these long conversations with and by the way I should point out because you know you live in this this world this long and you just think this is normal. Everyone he's talking about are people from the chat room. This guy doesn't have real friends. All of his friends are from the internet. They're all trolls. They're pests. People that actually hate him.

It's all these fucking like Leo Gunn, the dirty deeds. He doesn't even know their names. She-Sniffa says that he's not my friend anymore. Yeah. And also, I'll point this out He loves to call out Cardiff for having a potato filter But he's fine with clay dabbler wearing that stupid mask because he doesn't have to show his face. Oh wait. That's a mask Hypocrite I thought his face is really part skeleton my bad. Yeah, I mean doesn't look much better They do shit different in England. I understand. I don'm sure but don't worry Carl going back to John's mistakes Monday on his show he's gonna show a picture of Muhammad

Shit about dr. Steve Suicide bomb is Mercedes He's so fucking stupid this guy. It's incredible So I think he's losing support because he's just kind of going after everyone But also when he has these because he talks about it all the time. You always hear him on his show Yeah, I was talking to Deblan Dan today. I was talking to Leo Gunn today. I was talking to broccoli He's always having these long conversations with these guys But then he was talking all this week about how he lies to everyone all the time

Mm-hmm And all I do is tell them lies to see if I could trust them or not. It's like, well, then why would anyone waste their time having a conversation with you if you're just lying to them all the time? Which is not. Can I ask a question? Do you guys know, is he going to Florida? Is he headed down to your neck of the woods, Carl? He is, yeah. So he's in New York right now for this wedding that happened yesterday. Yeah. And then next stop, Alabama, to get Shule arrested and go from I think I have to Duke I think I think I have that clip to get more revenge fantasies In between I'll be checking on Congress. I'm gonna try to buy the truck

But yeah, I think he had some time booked in in New York. He was taking people to the Yankee games All right, yeah, he had a lot of things happening in New York while he's there and then on his way to Florida Yes, I guess my point is is do you not have any, you know, concerns that he's going to be like fucking with tenants at your other Florida house at some point? But it didn't work on Patty melt because he was out doing some shit. But like if you rent your fucking condo out and he shows up with his speaker, like maybe it's part of the experience and go, Hey, do you want to fight?

Stuttering John? Come stay here. That's how I should be selling it. You turn it more. Three o'clock in the afternoon, he's want to fight stuttering John? He's gonna come over half lit, and he's gonna be like hey motherfucker you want to fight And you can just box John in the driveway The Airbnb reviews one star no John sightings Just fucking double that's what I know I will say that John will only come to my house Which is not far from

his house in Cape Coral, if he knows I'm at home. That's his move. That's when he's a tough guy. And he's what? And he has someone with him. He's backup. Oh yeah. Hitman Dan will be there. But I hope he gets a golf cart and they just roll up to your fucking neck of the woods. That'd be great. It'd be fun all right Kate explained on our show yesterday that she would send John nudes That weren't her she found porn stars look similar to her obviously no face Just the body and she'd send them to John and so she explained like even Mia Khalifa Is that her name was one of the don't act like you don't fucking know how to say her name Honestly, that's not my type

Yeah, sure. You're more of a k-parker guy. I get it. Yeah more of a Lexington Steel kind of guy Wow Wow Whoops, these fucking guys they've been calling me gay the entire episode Chris why I Said you've been gay the entire episode So John still doesn't understand that these have been fake news that he said they she said she loved me every day I thought was weird John She was saying that you delivered coke to yourself. She's saying those moods she sent't go on W ATP and watch that double point. I was at a wedding point double point No, just now it's on now. They're live now I'm not I'm not giving them any any of my fucking heat. You can't make my shine

We have five times the viewers and all people are watching you were watching me at the same time Sweating and very hot. Talking about. So I love that like Clay Dabler here and I don't know if Clay Dabler is also playing John. I never thought he was but there's some hints here because he really is laying out like you know what else he said. I feel like everybody is at the end of the day, Carl. There's really no doubt. It's hard to fathom that someone would be like I want to be this guy's friend, especially the way

that John treated Clay Dabler, just blocking him. And Clay was just like super chanting him, like dude, what happened? Why aren't we friends anymore? And John just was a dick to him. And he's a dick to him on this show too, which I'll show you in a second. But let's get back to John explaining

why Kate Meany should have been nice to him. But don't forget, Clay, who was, who was the biggest white knight for Kate Meany? Me. And she fucking stabbed me in the back. Yeah, John doesn't know what white knight means. It means you're a simp, John. You always finish last. White knights and simps finish last. Girls don't like you. You're a loser You come off as desperate and he's sitting there going. Can you believe that she had no respect for me? I was white dining for four months. Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of like Batman except. I'm not black

What okay, I'm mark that one down night dark night. Oh, Jesus Christ. Sorry guys I'm going back to the chat now. Jesus Christ. I'm stuff. So he goes away and John decides to pull up because people are telling him, well, Kate made those phone calls from New York, which is a one party consent state. Cause the whole thing is like, can John get Kate arrested or sewer? Because California is a two party consent state.

If you're going to record someone's conversations, both parties have to be in on it. So then John brings that up on Google and reads it. And this is a longer clip, but this is unedited. This is how John processes information. This is fascinating to see how dumb this guy is. Kate, here you go. Unlike New York and New Jersey, California is a two-party consent state. This makes it illegal to record a private conversation unless all parties consent to the recording. A violation of two-party consent provision in the California Pending Code is a criminal misdemeanor. Unlike New York and New Jersey, California is a two-party consent state.

This makes it illegal. This makes it illegal. This makes it illegal This makes it illegal What's wrong with the court of private conversation on salt parties consent to record a violation of the two-part consent provisions of the California Penal Code Is a criminal misdemeanor and may also give rise to a civil lawsuit. So there you go I'll call it. What did his brain just break? Yeah Today, that was crazy. He just started over at the top again out of nowhere and then could not read. And then this is a very funny, I'd pause it for a second,

but this is a very funny thing that happens when Clay comes back. Cops, she'll get her fucking arrested. That'll be awesome. Fuck, did you know? Oh, fuck. What? Clay's like, hey, I'm back, buddy!

Just get out of here. You're blocked. Goodbye. So, John just said that Kate is going to get arrested. I'll call the cops. She'll get arrested. That will be awesome. I, you know, I should replay that part because that is revenge fantasy John right there. I'll call the cops. She'll get her fucking arrested. That'll be awesome. Okay. So, this is John's fantasy. He's the cops. She'll get her **** I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't

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Because she's not in their jurisdiction. And in New York, she didn't do anything wrong. So how does he get the police to go arrest her again? He's going to the precinct in her neighborhood on Monday. He said that. He's a fucking moron. He's going to walk into the precinct. Liv Monday. He said that he's a fucking moron He's gonna walk into the precinct live stream at John live stream to report What a fucking I would love to watch that

Don't he is But this is how his mind thinks he's a child He again, he's a six-year-old on the playground going you're gonna get in so much trouble I'm gonna tell on you and you're gonna get so much trouble. Yeah, I already told your parents now I'm gonna tell forgive me. I'm still reeling that he called her mother Dude, that is beyond That should be a stuttering John merch like on a shirt is I'll call your fucking mother I'm gonna use it like we need to shame John for that rest of his existence for the next few months

Because that really is fucked up that he would go and try to get Kate in trouble with her mom You just say that to him every time he's in a chat to say don't call my mom John. Yeah Oh, you're gonna call my mom John. What are you gonna call my mom? You're gonna call my mommy on me and get me in trouble my mommy. He did he did pull that shit Do you remember this early on when we were arguing? He's like, do you think that your mother would appreciate? He did you say I'm like my mom was at the live show Detroit Early on when we were arguing he's like do you think that your mother would appreciate he did Say I'm like my mom was at the live show Detroit Do you think your mother would appreciate this and then he said I hope you fucking dad dies from cancer Yeah, right before he said I'm sorry that I said that yeah, no, this is all over the place. This is how John thinks

It's just got all your information Carl. It's like revenge revenge fantasies. He's a child with all of this stuff. So it's ironic that he never gets revenge. Never. Never. He's trying. There's some admirable about that. Just keep pushing that fucking rock up the hill guy. Good job. They always say the best revenge is living your best life. And Chad never recognizes that he does the opposite. He just keeps digging himself further and further down into a hole. And puts it on the internet.

The best revenge is worth two in the bush. You're right. Yeah, he would never understand what the saying was or understand it. So this is John explaining how many people he can trust now. All of us are going through this thing. And I mean all of us. Everyone I've talked to.

Where all of a sudden you start to feel bad for John because he's just got nothing and then you go oh that's right he's a scumbag and he deserves all this shit I don't feel bad for him this is one of those times where you're just like oh this poor fucking guy but there isn't isn't going to be a next person as well I mean the only two people that I'll well there's more There's about four people I trust right now, because Leo Gunn doesn't answer my phone call. Dirty Deeds is done, so they're out. It's Vegas Beer sells Jerry. It's Robin.

Myles. It is. It was Peter Sreko, but he's on the outs. The legend. Oh, yeah, there's more than four. There's not the greatest people he trusts, he names all the people who are in his chat. I mean, that's really sad. He's like, there's four people. I trust what happened to Jay Leno. Right. Did you have real relationships with people? And a large percentage of those people are also in everyone else's DMS. Right. Correct. All right. So I call this one. Oh, wow. We're running long

today. Holy shit. I just looked at that. I had to text my wife and I go, if you want to go somewhere without me, baby Yeah, cuz I'm here to the end god. Yes. All right. Well, you're hanging with us This is too important. We have to go. We have to get through this because I call this one copa haul John is a copa holic with how he's trying to deal with us. I don't care Look, I don't need these people I am a single successful guy. Hard to disagree. I got three wonderful kids who I do talk to, by the way. That's another

lie I told her. Fuck it. Every one of my kids called me on Father's Day and I had a nice conversation on the road. So, but, but I told her this shit because I knew she was playing on me. That's why I wasn't even that shocked I was like, uh as soon as that I was why did you feed me the bullshit then? Oh, I knew it was bullshit. I even said it to you on the show. I was like john Is this I even said it to you in the dm. I was like is this I said john if this is a test i'm gonna pass because

You know, yes proof once again that john's children hate him and don't talk to him. Right. Is that he says, oh, I told that to Kate because I didn't trust her. And then Clay Debor says, well, why did you tell me that too? See, John, the way this integrity verification system should work, the way you should have it set up, you wouldn't tell the same embarrassing lie to multiple people who you think are your friends because then when it leaked you wouldn't know which one of your friends devolved that information. See

John. Carl, the John whisperer is here. Let me explain. Please. At the time he had said that to Clay, he was convinced that Kate had already passed her integrity test. No. So he was recycling. Hold on. I got a challenge on that because John's been lying to Kate up until a few days ago. He just keeps feeding your life, your life, including the graduation thing that he had to sneak into his son's graduation. So it wasn't just like Kate passed the test. Now let's find someone else to tell this life to reuse those lies. He talks to his kids. I'm assuming they text him once in a while. Like they called him on father's day to go happy father's day.

But other than that, it's a text. What are you doing? I can't, I can't believe a word this guy says he's been lying so much and so effortlessly to have kids anymore. Fuck this game. He's got kids, but they want nothing to do with them Chris is getting sad No, I was just thinking he he just said and I knew she was playing me So why did you keep talking to her all the time? Yeah? That's not you do I wouldn't talk to someone that I knew was lying to me Why why was she going to the wedding with you why any of this you're a liar? He's lying. He's coping Yeah, this is all just a giant. Oh, yeah. It's a copaholic. It is.

I just love the fact that Clay goes, oh, why'd you tell me those lies then too? Ah, yeah, it's testing you too, man. You got it. You don't trust me? What the fuck? Busted. Busted. So this is a fun one because Clay

is gonna start telling John some other things that Kate was saying on Point Dabble Point. I'm sorry, John. Look, Clay, how many times are we talking? Have I ever used any racial slurs or any, any homophobic terms with you? I wouldn't give a fuck if you did anyway. I mean, we're men. I work on building sites. That sort of shit's thrown around all the time. But I don't

Yeah, you don't. But doesn't I might say a word. That doesn't mean I hate gay people. I love gay people are great. They're always she's a fucking prostitute fucking liar. And she's a fucking drug addict. Good to see John taking the high road. Yeah. So he's a man of principle. Yeah. So John's claiming that he would never use the F slur. He even said to clay. I don't use those those types of words, which is odd Because I heard him say it on uncle Rico last night They played the audio of him saying that cuz Kate was describing her boyfriend Liked a certain type of cocktail espresso martini espresso martini. I'd say that too. Excuse me. Yeah, we all would None of us are concerned about it. No, none of us think that we're gay bashing because we would do that It's just our vernacular But John would never do that and claims he never did that and now all of a sudden we're listening to it on the uncle Rico

Show they should just call it. What did you say? It was Cardiff? Espresso martini espresso martini. They should just call that a faggot. Like, hey, could Martian are gonna get a faggot and then they hand you an espresso martini. You're great, thank you. You want some cream in that? You know I do, top it off. Sorry, I have to go off on a tangent,

but I had a friend back in college who worked at a coffee shop and they had a certain coffee that every time somebody ordered, they called it the fag master. Oh, you Minnesotans yes Wild up there. Why so it's crazy alright, so now we get into cocaine talk Because Kate was alleging that John does a lot of coke. I thought it was Nick Roketa my bad No, we're not doing a Roketa segment yet and Claims that John does a lot of coke whenever Oh, I thought it was Nick Ricada. My bad. No, we're not doing a Ricada segment yet.

And claims that John does a lot of coke whenever he makes a little bit of money. Podcasts, he gets a lot of super chats. He buys a bag at the pub. And that's what he's up to. And this conversation is insane. Clay, Clay, I haven't done cocaine in so long. It's not even funny.

She's saying you mailed the cocaine to yourself, and you call yourself And you said the return address was the Duke of the double verse what she said, yes, yeah, of course Picture right now Yeah, yeah, but she's saying that's what you put as a return address when you ask the coke And that's what you put as a return address when you asked the coke course He's already did it all Yeah, I said say in the mail and I'll put my real address and I thought maybe I shouldn't put my real address

But I know the person I sent it to you would never do anything. No No, it was empty bags I wanted to play her if I wanted to get the only reason I would get cocaine was cuz Kate wanted to do cocaine Okay, Jesus just Saturday John can get cocaine but Carl can't get it They've been asking for drugs for like four years in their PO box. Well, I got in cocaine I gotta pretend that no one sends in drugs though. It keeps coming Johnny. That's right Oh, see he needs to get wise to the game keep sending hot sauce and drugs to our P.m.. Box drugs who are these that come so?

This is an insane conversation because Kate claims John bought coke and melded to his Florida house So you'd have coke when he gets to Florida You can plan and John says and there's no coke in Florida Yeah, well the crazy part is that John says no no no no I put empty baggies in an envelope and Took a photo of that and sent it to Kate to trick her into thinking that I was Mailing myself cocaine in Florida to one end yeah to impress her do you think that's gonna impress her like what do you mean now? Also, I'm sorry, but that prank smacks of so much energy that he would never ever insert.

He would never do that. He hates the post office. He's explained that many times. Show us an envelope with key chains in it, John. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Got him. So, this is an insane conversation,

what he's talking about. He even goes on after this to say, I don't even like Coke. Okay, now I know you're like. But, what's insane about this, and here's where I actually might take John's side and I understand where he's coming from. He's talking to Kate Meany about cocaine a lot because he wants to be cool. He

knows that Kate likes doing partying and stuff like that. So John's going to be there going. Oh yeah, you know, I might be 58 but I still you know, grab a baggie and we party all weekend. My heart is extraordinary. Yeah, I got a perfect heart I got checked out so I could do blow all weekend That's the only thing I can figure because again people tell me that I'm naive like John is sweating profusely He's all fired up. He's obviously on coke like yeah, but he sits there in front of his camera for two and a half three hours That's not what he cannot afford cocaine Carl and stop it

Agreed, although you'd be surprised how many poor people figure out a way to afford cocaine Other stuff like crank or tar whatever the fuck another dirty drugs are Yeah, I'm saying meth, but it's way cheaper crank and tar Cranking tar never had a conversation with somebody pointed out that we could be doing crank or tar before it's a good deal I'm sure it is so that's it. That's an insane clip right there He you know I didn't mail myself cocaine I put an empty bag in an envelope and addressed it to my Florida house to trick her into thinking I was doing that Okay, didn't happen so then

John is Talking about I guess he was asking dabbling Dan, his best friend now, if he could send the nudes that Kate sent him to Kate's mom. Now this is a dick move no matter how you slice it. This is an insane thing to do. Fortunately Dabbling Dan was like, eh, I don't know if you wanna be that.

I didn't even know, I asked Dabbling Dan, who's really good at this, I said, can I send Kate's mother the pictures so she knows that I'm not lying about her daughter? And he's like, I don't know. Because I don't know if that's the event. It's touching. Oh my god.

It's a touching subject. Listen, her mother's in France. That's how much she wants to get away from Kate. But she's in France for a while now. And, and she doesn't do anything with Kate cause she's warned Kate. She was crying to me on the phone by the way. And her mom said, her mom said I, I warned Kate to get out of this double verse. I can't use the term double verse.

So now Kate's mom is calling John back and crying on the phone. These are all lies. This is not what's happening. We saw the text conversation that was just, John, you suck. You're a terrible mom. I'm going to sue you. No response, no response. Of course, you wouldn't respond to that. It's a lunatic block.

And now all of a sudden, she's calling John up and crying about her poor daughter, Kate. And can you please help me save her? It's your lie. But again, projection. Yeah, if I ever get a picture. Whose family members went somewhere else to get away from family members. Oh, that's a good point Yep, and calling crying to get out of the dabble verse Wow, and I have that coming up where John talks about the conversation he had with Oscar is the youngest

Carl I was gonna say if I ever get a naked picture of you. I'm so gonna send it to your mom Carl I was gonna say if I ever get a naked picture of you, I'm so gonna send it to your mom It's just bad when he does it. It's fucked up. I like that John goes I don't know at all because I get all my naked Carl pictures from his mom. What do you? He goes look at your kids tiny wiener It's cricket teeth Alright, whatever you're done. It's fine. Alright, I'm good. I like that He goes I called dad one day because he knows about this stuff. He knows about sending nudes to a girl's mom And obviously he's the one who said and that might be revenge porn. He probably don't want to do that

Joe went yeah, but I didn't know if it was like revenge porn or something It's like no no dan told you not to do that because it's actually breaking the law Doing that it's such a fucking idiot So this is the truth about os, his youngest who just graduated. Do you think my kids want any? Look, Oscar and I have had plenty of conversations. And he said, you know, dad, you know, I don't even know why you even do this. So this is interesting.

Him and Oscar had conversations. And apparently what we've been learning from the Kate leaks is that the entire family wants nothing to do with John because of the devil verse. Well, it's one of the reasons. They don't they don't want their names trying to do it. They want their photos out there. Oscar didn't want anyone to know he was going to Harvard. It's a whole thing. So there's this conversation he has with Oscar. I don't know why you're doing this. Let's find out why John would has with Oscar. I don't know why you're doing this. Let's find out why John would do something that his kids don't

want him to do. Father of the Year, Stuttering John Melendez, what would compel him to do something that Oscar's like, dad, don't do this? And I said, well, here's the truth. I said, right now, because when I was a long-term teacher, I was doing like, what, six, seven, eight grand a month. But if you just sub every day on different schools,

I think I made a little over three grand last month. So I said, Oscar, I'm making eight, nine thousand, nine thousand doing this dumb shit, and I'm making three thousand at school. He goes, no, I'm not gonna- Easy money. Yeah, he's saying, I'm not telling you not to do it. I'm just telling you that you know if Giving you all this help

You know what I'll take the hell right now. I don't care fucking I just bought my kid a car I'm buying myself a boat seems like a guy doesn't care doesn't mind taking out the hell right now, right? Seems that way So I want to break this down. There's a lot of interesting facts just came out just now. He's going to live on a boat. That's rule number one. I used the word facts loosely, obviously.

But he just said that when he was a long-term sub, and that was when he went away from the devil verse, he was claiming he was making $106,000 a year. He was posting about that. He just said he was making between $6,000 and $8,000 a month. So let's assume $6,000. Probably less than that if you're going to give a range like that. But even if it is the top of that range, it's still

not six figures. Nope. So he's still lying about that. So he's always lying about all of that. And now he's saying that he makes $8,000 to $9,000 a month from Super Chats for doing the show. Now, I would never tell you that that's not good money. It is. You can certainly live a very comfortable life. But it's not a buy your daughter a car and buy myself a boat money. So even in John's fantasy world where he's just like, yeah, I'm killing it. I'm so sorry. It's also not that more money than Kevin Brennan and all this shit that he's always saying

that he's making more money than everyone else. So he just finally threw out some numbers and I'm like, okay, I would call you a successful podcaster if that's the case, but you're not buying a boat for your second home with that type of salary. It's still less than a hundred thousand a year. Carl, you know what I just realized? Maybe he's counting the zeros after the decimal point as six figures.

That's very possible and change. So maybe like six figures to him is like $15,000. Well, when John says I bet five large or five big ones and show like that, it means five bucks. You're like, wait, you know, he counts the decimal, the two zeros is part of that too. We got a, this whole thing makes sense. Now I got a Hyundaiundy a hundy pennies While we're on betting I was gonna talk about this on potato soup Monday night with special guest Kate Meany

but After remember when he was in Vegas and he showed the stack of chips the five hundred and seventy six dollars Yeah, we we never heard a peep about his winnings after that again Did we that all went back to New York New York? Damnit you look Vegas with nothing wait. Did he I think he did say that he lost it all didn't he I don't think he said I don't know maybe not we never heard about the money again. That was the funniest thing ever the big reveal He goes yes, I was gaming on blackjack What do you put it down 150 on the table to start with I think you started with 150 and that I'm making

576 but the way he showed the 536 he goes and look at what I made cuz we We watch the watch it alive And he's like oh, he's not gonna talk about I'm like wait for it Yeah, cuz he brought the chips over from the other table He sent him down, and then he goes and check this out by check, and he pulls up the 500 Our Jimmy's like 500. I'm like, oh shit Guess who's retiring early and I still want to know if if someone who's tipping as well as he says at the table Where does that one dollar chip come from? That's a great question, too

You never have a dollar chip when you walk over to the table. If you're betting $20 on a hand, that goes right to the waitress. Yes, of course. Or you're a dealer. You're doing well. So yeah, the other thing too is, and I've spent a lot of time at casinos, when you walk away from the table with your chips, you go immediately to the cashier and turn that into money. There's a couple reasons why you do that. Some of them are obvious. The other one is, every time you sit back down to the table with fresh bills, that goes towards your comps.

So you have your New York New York card, your MGM card or whatever. So they count you. If you sit down and you put down 500 bucks, they go, 500 coming in, they get your card, they write it down, you put it in the machine. So you don't just walk away with your chips and like, oh like look at me. I got chips Chris. He's playing Alex Jones Give me Alex Jones Chris. Come on. I know all about this shit

All right, so then this is an insane thing that John says he's so stupid he's talking about We all want to know whose side is muttering Jay out and all this, you know, John is obviously come out against Kate and Dr. Steve and producer Chris and all these people that everyone loves. Where's muttering Jay on this? Whose side is muttering Jay on now? Are you questioning my ring? No, because I don't know. I'm saying muttering Jay is on our side now

These guys are assholes hate me is too stupid muttering Jay's an Oxford fucking graduate He knows what's going on John is so stupid He thinks that the guy controlling the muttering J Twitter account like putting a you in the word color, you know? Or or cunt. Or using that, you know, fun, flavorful uh language. language so John is sitting there because this person muttering Jay has said that they're an Oxford grad he

just believes that he's a fucking idiot and he's like well he's on my side he's a smart guy so we must be doing something right you're not muttering Jay is a troll and you're not understanding how theater networks still which is shocking to me or how sides work Good point So John's gonna talk about his career teaching and this gave me such Kenny Powers vibes There's a scene in The first season he's bounding down. I think it's episode one or two Where Kenny Powers decides like I'm gonna take this shit seriously

I'm gonna get my life back together. I'm gonna go in so he takes the job as the teacher the gym teacher and He comes into the school and everyone's cheering him. Yeah Kenny Powers He's the big pitcher and major league baseball and it turns out like none of that was real like you show him and Major League Baseball and it turns out like none of that was real like it you show him fantasizing about it and it turns out the kids like don't give a shit and this is what I think's happening with John. I come in fucking kids are taking pictures with me for the parents the fucking teachers all love me teachers come in taking pictures with me I mean I'm like the fucking I walk down the hallways of school and the kids are all, Hey, hey Stunner and John, we love you.

You're our favorite sub. You know. She said someone threw a bottle at you. What's that? She said some kid threw a bottle at you. When you went to some ghetto school. And it threw a bottle at you. Oh no, no, no.

Can you imagine saying this out loud? I mean, if we go back to woke dad, it would be like, that's embarrassing. Don't say that. The kids are cheering as he's walking down the hall. Yeah, you're our favorite sub-study, John, everybody! Like, it's a parade. As they're watching John walk through his next class.

Kids usually can't pull off sarcasm, but. Maybe they were pulling it off. And I think that maybe that's an example of Clay Dabler trolling John. So Clay Dabler watched this episode with Kate Meany and Kate goes yeah, John told me about a time a Kid in the classroom chucked a bottle of water at him, and so that's what clay dab were just brought up and John goes Oh, actually no, that's not what happened the kid took a bottle of water

That was open and chucked the water at me as he was leaving class. Like, well, that's just as bad, if not worse. He gave me a shower. Yeah, he said, you stink. He chucked the water at me. But this is so funny, because that happened. He stinks. That's what happened immediately after John goes, yeah, the kids all love me.

They're cheering me. I'm on their shoulders. They're carrying me down the hallway. He's like, yeah, I don't know. He told Kate Meade, someone chucked water. He's like, oh, yeah, that happened, too. I Kate media someone checked water. He's like oh, yeah that happened to Should be fun and then after that clay Says to John you know when you blocked me you could have just DM me we could have had a conversation about this

Like be a man like why are you just blocking me and John calls him a woman? He's like oh, you're acting like a scorned lover you being a girl Which is such an asshole this is how John trees people he thinks are beneath him. He's he's like oh you're acting like a scorned lover you being a girl Which is such an asshole. This is how John treats people he thinks are beneath him. He's he's not friendly He's just an asshole so then John's is something really stupid and watch out clay laughs and mocks him But again, that's exactly how John reacts to everything like a scorned lover her little girl. I know and so watch this Don't think for a minute clay. I'm not a litiginous lunatic cuz I am That's not the word I'm going to Alabama You don't think litiginous is the word? Arkansas and I think it's litigious

But watch watch Clay's reaction don't think for a minute clay. I'm not a litiginous lunatic cuz I am I'm going out of school. I'm not a litiginous lunatic cuz I am I'm going to Alabama he just called John a woman scorned because John just said that to him so he's like all right yeah you want revenge we got it yeah you pussy what tiginous so that this is a fun one I like when people say mark my words mm-hmm because everything just is gonna do he doesn't do the one thing that he did was he went to Melton's house but he knew Melton wasn't home oh I gotta play I gotta play that real quick Mark my words we are we do it twice a week yeah we're all marking your words

John it's up on Danvers Anatomist so yeah we play that clip first and then we'll get back to John talking about that mark my words when he does call me a deadbeat if he does Who knows Okay, if Kevin Brennan calls me a deadbeat who knows quote unquote So this is John from earlier in the week talking about when he went to Patrick Melton's house. You know it was yours. I saw the curtains move. You looked out and you shit your pants.

You hunchbacked Wilton. Stop fucking, stop pretending it wasn't your house. It was your house. And I was there and I was ready motherfucker. Oh boy. Is John threatening people with violence or not. I have getting mixed signals here So John just claimed and we've all seen the video of John in front of Patrick Melton's house If he saw a curtain move and someone peeking out he would have reacted to that in real time while it was happening

He's lying. He's making this up now after the fact at one point. He claimed I peeked out of the curtain Cardiff Cardiff Was messing he's all yelling it. It's also projecting the pants shitting thing. Yeah, I Want to be asked have a license to keep those guns out like that. God damn it. Yeah, I know watch out I'm a little scared. Alright, so now let's talk about the Coke for the wedding because Kate explained that John requested not one but

two eight balls. Two eights. One for the pride. Two eights for the wedding. He's going to his nephew's wedding with all of his family there and he wanted to bring two eight balls. Yeah. If if you don't do coke, that's a shit load of coke. It's called a quarter.

That's what we call it here. Yeah, it's a quarter. You can't do that much coke at a wedding, I don't think. You shouldn't, anyway. So, John's gonna explain why he gave that request to Kate. You asked blow for the wedding, kind of hypocritical. No. It's a wedding.

Well, yeah. It is, but- That's what you do, coke. Well, yeah, no, but I know Kate likes to do it at all. No. It's a wedding. Well, yeah, it is. That's what you do, Coke. Well, yeah, no, but I know Kate likes to do Coke. So, I said, if you want, bring Coke. But I'm not a big Coke guy. He asked Kate to get a bunch of

Coke in case she wanted to do it later. She never would have thought of that. This Coke's for you. There's one thing I know about people who like Coke. They bring it. Yeah. They're going to, they're going to. I used to really like it and I had and I had on me all the time. Yeah, you weren't like hoping someone would like break out No, I got sick of that shit Just to admire all these people that are getting into coke now. I miss coke. I just couldn't afford it back in the day

That's when I stopped doing it. I know it's well as we pointed out. It's amazing. It's great. Thanks guys I just didn't pay my bills Everything else yeah, it's all there is to it All right, so let's talk about John's fans because John's feeling like oh Kate's in for a world of hurt. She done fucked up. She done fucked up by I got five hundred sixty four people here in an unannounced show 75 super chat I got fans to Kate and don't worry about it. Don't worry about it Your life as you know, it is over. Oh

She said she's already I've already gained thousand followers Oh, she said she's already I've already gained thousand followers It sounds like he cares a lot John goes for we have 564 people watching right now who cares about numbers So that's insane John really does think that the people watching him support him and want to fight his battles for him It's just not the case Cardiff has brought this up many times. The SJ Army was invented by Cardiff. Yes. Goofy got trolling John. Yeah. Oh but I really liked him then. I swear. Oh yeah. Grotes on her. Yeah. So this whole idea that John's gonna have like these people are like what did Kate do? She's done. Her life is over. I love the way he talks like this too. He said the same thing about Susanna, his ex, if she ever went on Shulie's show. Her life would be over as she knows it.

And you know, you can't do that sort of thing. Your life is going to be over. People who talk like that, Chad Zumack does it all the time too. It's like, oh man, it's over. It's over for you. What are you talking about? What do you mean? Kate's fine. Yep. She's doing she's doing great. She doesn't talk to you. Yeah, doing a lot better. Yeah. She doesn't talk to you on the phone anymore which is great. Alright, one more clip on here. So, this is John talking about someone mentioned to John that well, the recording was done for these phone conversations in New York. So, that kind of changes things. Prince grass, thingsinder fiber, John recording consent,

relies on one thing, state recording New York in. New York single-parts says you can't sue, can't wait for double con two, see? No, no, that's not true. I'm in California, I'm protected. David Alexander, see? He's actually sitting in New York while he's saying that. Yes, correct.

I'm in California. I'm protected Oh, we didn't realize you are a resident of California. Well, then sir, we will certainly arrest her right away for you Yeah, my apologies. Would you like to take a couple swings at her? The great 2024 war between California and New York started over Anyway, so you're gonna have Kate Meany on Potatoes Sheep on Monday night? Allegedly, yes. Monday night. Sweet.

And she held back, she said, on point dabble point. She held back, Carl. Wow, alright. She's going to spill the potatoes Monday night. There is going to be a lot coming out. Of course, we've been talking about DabbleCon 2. Get your tickets. Plan a trip to Rochester for the weekend.

I know a lot of you folks are in driving range. It should be pretty easy for you. It's gonna be a lovely weekend here in New York. And I know that we're, she always gonna be playing. I'm not gonna play any of these phone call conversations. That's not what I do on this show. We'll laugh at them. But I will be there to laugh, for sure.

And maybe I'll even be up on the Uncle Rico show while they're playing them. who knows if I'm lucky Oh, so you're gonna be in so much trouble call This will be the end of your life as you know it if you do that All right, Jody is here. I know he wants to catch an alien. I guess see out of the gate. It's just see Let's do it. I like it. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch

an alien Are you ready to play? to catch an alien For SpaceX and he just launched one the other day Brownsville, Texas is right on the border. So check the board What exactly is it that Elon Musk is done for Brownsville, Texas is right on the border so check the border What exactly is it that Elon Musk has done for Brownsville? Set off a spaceship. I mean, I know there's people that have jobs there now and that's great but anywhere he would have moved his stuff there would have been jobs there like You know you would think he would have

Like if his full mindset is the way it is and I like him I'm just doing the cuff so I don't know But if you're Elon and you're buying Twitter for double three times what it's worth You're doing all these things Why wouldn't you go and fix the border? I mean it wouldn't be hard for him to do it I mean the guy can send a fucking rocket to the moon Outer space working on getting to Mars. He could literally the bring your private lands by himself funded completely himself I'm good at podcasting. Why don't invent time travel? Himself funded completely by himself no problem. I got some fun. You know he makes his own metals like metals that don't exist

I mean, it's a tunnel Boring company that is building tunnels like under seas Yeah, all over the place Dude, this guy's in space, he's underground, he's- Probably taking car companies He's got Neuralink, he's got the Starlink Three months he can build a fucking border that- Come on, man

That whoever can get across I know You think he's part of it? Yeah Oh yeah, yeah of course I mean I was on the cuff Listen man

Last time you said he wasn't I hate to say this, but I don't believe Anything anymore. Yeah, I just don't like word covid was just like the lying barrel the lying the The manipulation of the american people. Where are you trying to give away cheeseburgers to for vaccine shots? People where you are to give away cheeseburgers to for vaccine shots It's just too much to have that kind of money where you can move markets with it with anything you do and Like you can destroy people's lives at the snap of a finger like that is some level of power and history always repeats itself Right, so if you have a chip a rocket part of a social media fucking tunnels

a chip a rocket part of a social media fucking tunnels what your car if you have all this I mean that chip is power because if you have social media and that chip in your head no one no human being even if he's a little what did Tommy say next here are your choices number one narcissism is that's a good one Megalomaniac ish next crazy for dictator ish a way that's funny and lastly alien ish And lastly, alienish. To catch.

I gotta go be megalomaniac. What do you think Jody B? I'm gonna go with dictatorish because I see the pun in there because as a southerner I say tater. That's a good, that's good work potato. Thank you. Producer Chris? There's a sismist.

Oh, that'd be amazing if it's true All right, let's find out Because if you have social media and that chip in your head No one no human being even if he's a little alien ish or fuck Alien ish well, we didn't catch him It's like semi-imported beer of the Simpsons. How can you be alien? Guy well one if no hume if anyone's alien ish, it's Tommy Yeah, and being even if he's a little alienish or fucking whatever it might be rep the fuck knows right never know anymore

Yeah, no one can handle that Whatever it's like wake up like this and you could change the world to whatever you want it to be yeah I mean well, it's affected him like look at his children. You know like his daughter daughter That's right. Yeah, so he lost his daughter. He's a member child his child's gone, right? She she turned you know she went to a woman or a guy she did whatever she did yeah Can I do one fucking segment out here without talking about trans people? Are these trans people I gotta start a new show we just don't talk about trans people at all And then she was like I hate all billionaire CEOs

So that's why he had sold all his houses to try to get a relationship back with her and she just was like fuck you They got her fuck you. They got her. That's all for this time Come back next time to find it if you Damn it the neuro link enough You have the Neuro Link. Enough. An alien. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog.

Who won that one? Cardiff won. Well done, sir. Well done, sir. All right. What have we done today? This has been the longest episode ever. We talked about the Kiki podcast. We talked about Helga Mann's tuck.

Woke Dad is probably a narcissist. Joe Maddarese was on Monumental Waste of Time, and it was not a good use of his time. Stuttering John versus Kate Meany. Kate Meany is up 23 to 0 on John right now. It's not going well. I don't think he has a comeback. And Cardiff got us all with his tekecheneris. You know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser.

This is the part of the show we play. It come from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts which is gonna happen on Wednesday and this one came in from the Reverend shit-stained powerful pooper who finds some gems from time to time. I don't know what to make of this. Oh no. Hello everyone and welcome to the very first edition of Shake and Share. I'm going to answer some of the questions that you guys posed me. I'm not going to get to all of them. You guys posed a bunch of them and some of them deserve some in-depth talk on their own. So I'm going to keep this first one a little bit, you know, I would say lighthearted, but nothing about me is light So let's get started first up. Let me just pour myself a nice big glass of gainer shake Okay So he's pouring some type of protein shake or something. He's a very obese man with his shirt off

You say gainer shake looks like yeah, it's like a weight gainer shake. Yes. It looks like blended pork chops So this guy is what's known as a gainer He's trying to put on as much weight as possible as part of the gainer community Oh, I mean Yeah, I was born for this Alright So the first question I got was, do you prefer, are you looking for a weight or a belly size? And then also, what is my current belly size, right?

So for me, as we'll talk a little bit more, it's a combination of both, right? Right, of course. a little bit more, it's a combination of both, right? Right, of course. Yes, I want to get bigger, but I'm very cognizant of the fact that there are distributions of fat that perhaps I'm not a fan of. So really, it's going to be a combination.

If suddenly I start to see something that, mm, I don't like the look of that that will supersede All right, so this is like the look will he eat more That's the only answer to any of us. I gotta be eating more carbs. That's the problem. I love in our discord chat We have obviously Cartman doing his beefcake trying to get away. Yeah, and

someone else put in the Frog PhD. Oh, yeah, very reminiscent of that as well So I'm excited to say we have I know a debut coming up for who are these podcasts? It's gonna be Anthony Zen Hauser from the Shulie Network. Uncle Lincoln. Yeah, he's great. He's gonna be coming on the show. And I thought since he just had the weight loss surgery,

it'd be fun to have him comment on this man who's trying to gain weight actively. And we'll see what happens with that. But I want to thank Jody B so much for coming on the show. Carl, I want to thank you. It's been a long time, four years to the day. I've been sitting in the basement like Rocky, punching that bag. I've been practicing on shows like Who's

Right podcast, Fartmouth podcast, Shitty Song of the Week, Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks, the Delvin Cox Experience. I've been doing hundreds of episodes trying to prepare for this because I didn't want to fuck it up, Carl. Thank you. Play the music. I don't want to come here. I wasn't going to come here and be the best, Carl, because I know you've had Doug and you've had Pat Oates. You lined me up right behind him. That's fucking ridiculous. But you wanted to be a contender and you were sir. I know that you wrote down a couple of bombs but I think you had more hits than strikes today.

That was my goal. You've also had people like Aaron M. Holt and Chad Zumach and Soft Weekly and Ray DeVito. Podcast hit man. There's a lot of people to thank. All right. I knew I wasn't going to be the worst. We're three hours and fifteen minutes into this. You guys are insulting me now.

That was the plan. Listen, my point is I appreciate the shit out of you. I wasn't going to be the best or the worst, but I wanted to be memorable. And I've had a fantastic time. We'll have you back again, Joe. You did a great job. And I know that you know the show better than anyone. Just to clarify your compliment, you said he had more hits than strikes, but he was pitching

That's true. I throw it up in there and smack the ball. It's good So you're saying his whip is around 3.2. Is that what you're telling us Cardiff? I know people are gonna love are gonna love my picture statistics jokes on this show Carl I got a Rochester joke in the other day and nobody caught it, but I was thinking of you They were talking about black people in Rochester, and I said oh, what do you call those? Kodak blacks. Oh, that's only one person from Rochester actually said that's pretty good. I get it. I got it I get it. I was down at the

Jazz Fest last night a lot of Kodak blacks out there. You make me a better person Carl because over the last five years Wanting to get this opportunity. I have had to practice and practice at being funny. So I hopefully I did that this evening Fantastic buddy. Thank you for coming on. Thanks for bringing the Joe Matteree segment. Yes, that was great I don't know what to tell you about the Kiki podcast if I wasn't that ever again I don't know why you enjoyed that. I'll let you know I'll keep up with it. And if I find anything else good, I'll bring it Cardiff you're gonna be on tomorrow morning bright and early with waking up with OJ Cardiff and OJ in the morning. Yes. He starts at seven. I get there around eight 30 seven AM on Sunday on the East coast. OJ starts doing his show. That's on OJ's channel. And

then you have, so you're not doing potato soup Sunday night. You're doing it Monday. I'm going to, I'm going to do the next couple of Mondays, maybe back to I'm going to test out Sunday, Monday. Okay. Because summer surfing next couple Mondays. Maybe back. I'm gonna test out Sunday Monday, you know Okay, because summer surfing is on break, right summer summer. Summer. How are you being demonetized because of Helga? Do you think was because of Helga? Did you guys figure that out? No, I think they just Did a cleanup and had a problem with us for something. Gotcha So guys if you want to hang out, please do. We have some voicemails to listen to. We got some net news to listen to. So hang out afterwards. We'll be back

with that. And let's make sure that I have that on my board. Oh, I do. Look at me. I'm prepared. Winning. Carl. Yes. I want nothing more than to be here for all this part My wife is literally knocking the door. Can I do the tongue thing with Cardiff? Oh you do have yeah, let's do that Can I get the duck thing? Oh, I thought your wife wanted to come in and do it come here Bye, everybody. Aw, shit. Arrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr,

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Who are these tranny strikes again? Carl you do love to pick on the mentally retarded. John inquires. Why was Doug spoiling the show? Bit of a prick today. But miscellaneous 007 proclaims, well done Doug. That was hilarious. Cumplot diff TV tuning makes a point slightly longer than their name.

The ego of all these muppets, be it Stutcho, Steel Toe, Nick or whoever. To think that their private lives are important enough to spew personal vomit on the internet like we're all waiting on the edge to hear it? If I hadn't stumbled onto WATP, I would never have heard of them, much like 99% of the population. Having said that, it's a damn great soap opera entertainment for now. From Reddit, purveyor of Poppycock confesses, You know, as a member of the LGBT community, I've never wished a hate crime was committed upon another queer. Until today.

Proud soul with an important question. When she is talking about fancy pancakes is she referring to waffles? Round Pay asks, just watched the latest episode and who the fuck is Paco? All I could tell from the episode is he's a man with a filthy bedroom and not much to add to the conversation. Does he have a show? Is he funny? Is Carl gay? Chuckie ducky. I'm well aware who Paco is.

Which means I'm well aware that his voicemails usually stink. Not sure why Carl thought he'd be good on the show. Fossip Aquino pleads. Please stop spamming this sub with content unrelated to Patrick. Bumtism writes. Paco adds so much to the show, what with his giggling and making noise onto his webcam microphone. Thanks, Carl. John Dalton has this to say about stuttering John.

He has no idea how ridiculous he sounds. He has no idea that every single person knows he's lying. Q Crew notes, If John lies to all of his friends, then we have to assume he's lying. Q Crew notes, if John lies to all of his friends, then we have to assume he's lying to us. Sean Out West is scared. His bowling ball-sized head is freaking me out. He's like a South Park character at this point.

Ape Shit Media reports, John's hair looks like the wet hair around a shih tzu's mouth. East Bay Ray, remember, he combs his hair with plastic forks when he stays in hotels. Painkiller makes an interesting point. John looks like producer Chris's grandfather.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Yurik Hunt. Chris the producer looks like the smarter, healthier version of stuttering John. Roughneck8. He looks like King Koopa in the old school Mario Brothers movie. Steven R. Hall opines, I'd rather have no hands than have his fingers. Flinster predicts, John is a monster and his family is about to find out again why they hate him.

And from Discord, Fudgical plays us out responding to Horror Trans most hated songs. This chick needs his ass kicked. Hey, we're back everybody. So no reviews today, no review girls. We're going to listen to some voicemails and then we'll call it a day on this marathon episode. Is John still on, Kurt? Are you watching though?

No, no, he's, he's done. Jeez. So we started before him and we're still going. His mother came in to say you got a call from Kate Meany's mom Shut up during the show turns out it was Kate that called John's mom, but wow the initially it was Kate Meany's mom called There's a quote from John show today saying he's been anti-gay since he was in the womb I've got that up on my Twitter Since he was in the womb. I've got that up on my Twitter check that

Yeah, he's uh, it'll be a good potato soup Monday nights be there everybody also didn't we see Was it who posted Kate's mom's phone number? Was it John John who doxed? I didn't even mention that in our segment Oh, yeah. Yeah, he replied to and I think it was an MLC tweet I didn't even mention that in our segment. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he replied to and I think it was an MLC tweet About Kate and he put Kate mean he's phone number came in his phone number came in his mom's phone number in You know he put in code he put an unbreakable code Yeah, I've used the term irredeemably for but it just keeps getting worse and worse with this guy's yeah terrible He's on a path. You know, he's not terrible. It's our voicemailers. Let's see what they're talking about Queers Evan from Michigan here think Carl means to slow down with his predictions about what is and was isn't a work

Batting average is probably lower than Stutt Joe's was in Little League First he says John is pretending to be a moron. Then he says Aaron Imholte isn't getting a divorce. Not to mention how he feels about the Holocaust. Just leave it to the pros. I love you, call me back. Happy Pride Month, Fist your hola. All right, I have not had a great bat of coverage. That is true.

I should probably keep my opinions to myself to save myself from embarrassment. Hey, Carl. Listener Chris from Oklahoma. I'm still making it through the fucking back catalog about halfway there. Jesus, see that shows us keep getting longer, man. This is taking me for a fucking ever., I just heard on an episode where Stuttering John was getting on to someone for using the word retard or something like that. You shouldn't use it. It's not good. This motherfucker, not only did he use the word crazy in the past, but didn't he just

was, well I say just, like when I was listening to this, like fucking, I guess it's been four years ago, but he was fucking talking shit on Donald Trump, calling him the doughtard. Uh, doesn't the hard part come from retard? Yes. So this motherfucking idiot, he had no idea what he's fucking talking about. Can't stand this fucking dude, man fucking all these people That's worse canceling celebrities for shit that they said years ago

Like someone needs to cancel stuttering job surely He said the n-word with a hard R or did blackface at some point someone needs to fucking find this shit No, we did so we can cancel this fucking guy And cancel from anyway, love the show dude Fucking find this shit. No, we did so we can cancel this fucking guy And Every pride month you fucking faggot From what the devil firstly, where is he? What's he doing? What are you talking about? I forgot his justifications for the f-word What was it in the clip? So it started by claiming it was AI Kate has somebody helping her use AI

Okay, that's where I would have got to if you catch me saying embarrassing things on audio I'm just like oh everyone's doing an AI Carl these days, but within five minutes It was maybe I was doing my spicoli impression, and I was just doing it as a joke But I would have immediately said after that It's just I wouldn't say that normally just got in my spicoli, So he's just he's an entertainer. He can't turn it off Yeah, yeah Just to respond to this person who's going back to the back catalog so John saw the word daughtered Which is like how you describe an old man?

You know, he's a daughtered and John thought it was pronounced dotard because he's an idiot So that's what his justification was like no no I just mean he's an old guy to dohtart That's not what that word is you idiot. It makes me think of Kimberly and Beck yeah Just say they were acting all right This is an interesting one. I hear. Hey Judy, guess what? I'm working on a computer application that's going to make us a lot of money on the internet.

I call it integrity verification. You can't do that, honey bunny. You told me that idiot, feathering John is doing that. He's going to end up suing us. Well, he is pretty litigious. Okay, I'll stop. I was counting on that making us like three or 400,000 a year. Yeah, probably.

Rock and roll. All right, Gary, you're winning me over again. I like these skits you're doing. They're quick, quick hitting, getting in and out Judy's there and and Kind of say Gary's a good actor. I'm a fan. Oh This is great, you know, we've been talking about with Lisa Boswell The idea that she'd be recast in movies

All right, but let me just play this voicemail movies. Nobody cares. Alright, but let me just play this voicemail. So it'd be funny to have her recast in movies and someone thought, what if she played John Candy's character from trains, planes and automobiles? I think it would sound a little something like this. You know what? You want to hurt me? Go right ahead. If it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talked too much. You know what're right. I talk too much. You know what?

I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt other people's feelings. Well, you know what? You think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like pizza. My wife likes pizza.

My customers like pizza. cuz I'm the real deal What you see is what you get and you know what? nobody cares Well done. That's a good monologue from I would buy I'd buy shower curtain rings from Lisa. Hell. Yeah I'd also invite Lisa to be with my family for Thanksgiving This is coming in from someone who wants us to check out Good Mythical Morning. Hey, Carl, Fatty Joe from Iowa here.

I just checked out the Isotopes Get Lucky cover. Hadn't listened to any Isotopes yet, but I got one thing to say. John, that's how you play fucking guitar who knows Carl thanks also you guys are talking about Good Mythical Morning needless to say my wife loves that show I kind of guilty pleasure watches sometimes and they eat gross shit but if you're gonna check out one of their podcasts link and his dad have a podcast and oh my god if links dad is not a like Different dimension version of Lisa Boswell. Oh

Just check out one episode. You'll see what I mean. I forget what it's called, but I'm sure you'll be able to find it Thank you. Fuck you. Bye producer Chris. Can I put you on that task of finding this podcast? link from good mythical morning and his father Always looking for new characters around here. That sounds fun Thank you for that So bad bread this guy called Ed. Hey ban bread this guy and I forget it's not easy to do He's called into the show a hundred times Never once has he fucked up and been like, like ah let me try that again until this week

and he was very much like carl don't play this one i fucked up don't embarrass me please i was like all right i won't i won't so this is the one that he called back man practice what the fuck carl paco gets to be on the main show i've been on the main show in over four and a half years what i need a reason i don't know my daughter a splinter. I can use a couple of bucks for that. The fuck has Paco things all the last shows has part. Oh, crazy. What do you keep pumping? Why can't I be on the main show? Why can't you love me that Carl? Yeah. But at least it wasn't that therapy bit with Missy B that should have so call me back. We'll get you out of the shower Alright new rule if you

call into the show four or five times you're automatically a co-host Save your punch cards Jesus Christ Never should have said yes to Paco Opened up a whole fucking thing with that Just kidding I'm a Paco he's great It was difficult to put the news together

There was a lot of Paco in there. Oh yeah? Yeah, I agree. A lot of Paco praise, I would imagine. Sure. I saw a lot of people were just like, who the fuck is this guy? If there's no follow-up questions, yes.

Yo, Carl, so you know how you have these phrases that you latch onto and just overuse the shit out of Every couple months or so I've been told like gaslight earlier in the year everybody was gaslight gaslight gaslight Then was of course Narcissists where you'd say it a hundred times an episode actually, and then there's a Your you know your darling phrase that you turned fucking performative empathy, performative outrage. Okay, so listen to this Nick Riketa segment. The term you're looking

for is a straw man fallacy where he's shifting the argument. So I'll just go ahead and give you your next overused phrase right there. That's what you're looking for. And it doesn't make me look cool in any single way. Give me the text back. Alright, strongman fallacy. I like that. Strongman fallacy. I'll start overusing the shit out of that. Everybody's cucking. Don't think I won't.

Alright, what else is going on out there? Hey Carl, my name is Doug. I just wanted to know if there's a place where we can find all those brilliant production pieces That your that your contributors to the show make I'm a listener to your podcast. I don't usually get to see the videos. So I'm just wondering if there's, you know, if they're on the YouTube channel or anywhere to find those production videos. So I'm not sure. Cartofelectric.

Yeah, I'm not sure what you mean by production videos. I would imagine it's We Are The Dabbers probably is the reason why he's looking for that. That is on who are these podcasts, YouTube channel. It's also are the dabble worse Probably is the reason why he's looking for that that is on who are these podcasts YouTube channel. It's also in reddit You can find who are these podcasts YouTube channel by YouTube again or going to who are these calm? There's a link on there and click on the live tab or yeah, it was live cuz you yeah, it's weird How it ended up anyway, maybe I shouldn't have just uploaded it should have just given it to me and I can upload Channel let's try that again. That's fine So yeah, if you want to check that out as far as other production pieces, let me know shoot me an email Let me know what you're looking for. I don't know. We've got a lot of things and stuff

But as far as production, I don't know we haven't had a lot of production from listeners Are we well hereditary song as I think of I don't know below Oh, yeah baloney factory for sure Anyway, let me know Chuckers. There's a sound cloud, too I do have a sound cloud that we write that's pretty old that we put up a lot of the old parodies on I made a YouTube video with all the Christmas song parodies I Should have done a better job with the song parodies Because we've gotten so many good ones

PJ come back moving forward. We miss you you don't call me me you stoop anyway I'm just listening to some older episodes here and When you decided to have Lucy tight box do the internet news? Oh my gosh The vocal fry on some of these news articles that she's reading It's so much fry That there's more grief on some of these news articles that she's reading. It's so much fry that there's more grief than there is in Popeyes, all right? Just practice what you preach, Carly. Practice what you preach.

I keep smacking her across the face over and over again. She doesn't change. What else she's supposed to do? I don't know. How is she supposed to control these types of things? Producer Chris is Going to correct that. Yeah, it's got a lot better. It's fine. It's good. It's all good Like it if there's there's two people that everyone unanimously agrees are great on who are these podcasts, it's me and Jenny jingles. But if there's four people, producer Chris and Lucy type box, enter into the mix. Hey Carl, it's Robin Michigan. I just wanted to call you and give you a heartfelt thank you and an added boy job well done on your recent dismantling of the Dave and Chuck live

and uncensored show. Spot on. One thing I would like to point out about them is they get a real kick out of making fun of other people's appearances. Look how fat that person is. Look at that person's teeth. And apparently they don't own mirrors because not exactly beauties themselves. All right. Take care, buddy. Bye bye. Now they're radio people. So if you haven't heard that or seen him It's up on the drew lane show youtube channel. It's up on our patreon and super cast the audio of it and uh Dave and chuck the freak which is the show that replaced drew show in detroit morning radio Did a remote was what basically what it was but it's supposed to be on this live show

And they did it in Royal Oak at that place Fifth Element that we all went or Fifth Avenue. We all want to. That was the place we went to where we got all the Detroit style pizza. Yeah. Good stuff guys. Like stop with your Detroit style pizza. Yeah.

Speaking of Greece. New York's New York's kind of town. Copy New York. They they gotta figure it out. Anyway, I don't know why I got on by that tangent. They did one of the worst live shows you've ever seen because they're doing their stupid radio show. They're like, 62% of women say that they like a guy who drinks a cocktail when they go out to dinner.

They're like, what do you think? I don't know, what do you guys think? It's so boring and they lose the audience. There's hackers, people get drunk and we made fun of it. And I stand by that. Okay, we heard from BPG. There's a new caller calling in He's trying out some different things cuz Band practice that the only thing that you might practice

Not just band Practice if you have these really bland in your life Then you better get something that's not even bland because if you want something you bland got boy practice If you want something you blend got boy practice God who lives in Alabama, and I'm just gonna I'm just gonna chew my tobacco all day long I'll tell you what the double force. All right, so there's that's bland practice guy. Then there's another guy who comes in Practice this is get your hand chopped off, but from from being a two-month Well, then you probably gotta get another hand and then you got a package with a hand

And if you thought that was annoying wait until you hear from sand practice Practice I'm gonna go out into the sand of the beach from sand practice practice. I'm going to go out into the sand and the beach and then I got some basketball practice to go to. So but I don't have I got sand in my shoes and I'm going to call it. If you're having fun, I'm having fun. that's how I feel about the voicemailers So thank you very much bland practice hand practice and sand practice guy For calling it bad

He's gonna be really pissed now That would be hilarious that sounded like some post credit Rick and Morty's. Yes, it did. It was very similar to Tag Man. I got that. Tag, I'm Tag Man. Tag of the episode, man. Did you get any of that?

Interdimensional cable. Oh yeah. I believe this is where a lot of that improv stuff comes from. Alright, one more voicemail. Carl Deluxe. I don't, I gotta side with John on this one I don't think it's fair to call him Johnny eight ball. I mean we have no proof that he does tons of love So if we start calling him Johnny eight ball, I don't think it's fair

If his family hears Johnny eight ball his kids, they're not gonna be happy We don't have any pictures of him doing line So I think we got to put it on the shelf Johnny eight ball his kids they're not gonna be happy. We don't have any pictures of him doing lines So I think we got to put it on the shelf. Johnny eight ball is out. Thanks Wow, that was just deluxe like literally saying like let's not do that. Yeah, I agree. I said that on the show today I think John was trying to show off for cake. Okay, like oh, yeah, I do tons of coke ever I'm the coolest when it comes to coke. Look at me a melon coke. That's how much coke I have put it in the mail over Here, so I agree I don't think Johnny eight ball cuz we I started calling of that yesterday a point double point

I'll retire that nickname I Don't know what Curtis gonna do On Twitter, I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it down Curtis name is now Johnny eight ball Do they have a filter for just an eight ball of coke that you could be just a big bag of vile sure There's an eight ball, but Alright, well that works joke What is that?

Alright Carter. Thanks for hanging out with us. Thanks for a great game again. You beat us look It'll soup Monday night potato, Monday night. Potato soup, Monday night, and subscribe to Cardiff's YouTube channel. Cardiff Electric. And these guys, you know, Cardiff and the crew. Cardiff doesn't roll alone. Mm hmm. He rolls with

Tukey and OJ. And what they do is they all have their own fucking YouTube channel and their own time slots. Cars you know, to can't figure out a time slot, but yes own time slots You have to subscribe to all the different channels You have to set up notifications for all of them to watch it But the reason why you want to do that is because then you're gonna see them live at dabble con 2 at comedy at the Carlson That's right, and it'll soup I am looking forward to that potato soups gonna be the warm-up act for the real podcast and I am looking forward to that I

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