Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep530 - MobyJack

Episode Date: June 27, 2024

This week we’re watching a guy who labels himself a gainer and a glutton. His only mission in life is to put on weight. He wants to see how fat he can get. It’s basically just a mentally ill guy who is slowly committing suicide and asking the viewers to fund it through Cash app and OnlyFans. No, for real! Anthony Zenhauser makes his WATP debut and almost guesses MobyJack’s weight to the pound. After we listen to a guy who does a podcast with his cat as the cohost, we check in on Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe who is once again blowing off his show for a girl. WATP super group The Bagslappers recorded another hit and Woke Dad has his own super hero theme song. Stuttering John is now calling the FBI and Tookie’s mom? I think he’s trying to take on too many people at once as he claims he’s going to fight Kevin Brennan, Patrick Melton, Shuli, and Felicia Gillespie. Finally Cardiff and Annie join us for another round of Who Said It? and your reviews and voicemails. Tickets are on sale for DabbleCon 2 on August 16th and 17th – http://watplive.com/ Tickets for the Magic Bag in Detroit on October 25th – https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide https://www.youtube.com/@TheShuliNetwork  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Just a bag of glass kids love it Also, we're going to be at the Magic Bag, I should mention. October 25th, back in Detroit. TheMagicBag.com. You can get your tickets for that. And we encourage our listeners, give us a five-star review on every podcast or every review podcast and show that was in the comment section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Moby Jack. This is a suggestion from Reverend Shitstain Powerful Pooper in the Discord. We have all listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Moby Jack. And where I want to start is with he

went on a cruise and he's a, he's a big gay man and he went on one of these big gay man cruises and he wants to report back what he was able to accomplish on this cruise. Has anyone ever gone on a cruise before? No, I've never been on a cruise but I think they're made for fat gay men. Well yeah. With the entertainment, the buffets, you know, floating around. So the hot tub. So when you go on a cruise, there's food everywhere all the time. And so unfortunately, a lot of people gain a little bit of weight when they go on a cruise and then you feel bad about yourself and you go on a diet and you try to fix all that. Not Moby Jack. Moby Jack is here to report that he did very well on this cruise. Very well, I'm just bruised. Hey, well watchers. So as you can see, I am back home in the, you know, old bedroom here.

Sadly, no longer carousing around the Caribbean. But I did bring home a souvenir of a nice extra 13 pounds of blubber. As far as I can tell, most of which went right here. How did I do that you say? Pretty much by nonstop eating and drinking. That's what we're all wondering. The average cruiser will gain a pound a day. So for an eight day cruise, that would be eight pounds. So I was above average. I've always strived to be above average. So so if you're just listening to the show I just want to tell you that we're

looking at a man who weighs over 400 pounds who's I'll use the word topless and he cannot stop molesting his gut yeah he is so proud of this thing he's showing it off and he's very proud that he gained 13 pounds on this recent cruise and he explains in more detail how he was able to accomplish this. And you would think that like, yeah, no, we got it. You ate a lot of food, but you forget when you eat a lot, like a big meal, you kind of want to take a nap afterwards. And I know a thing or two about naps.

Like if I eat a lot of calories, I don't have the energy to keep it going at that point, but he's figured it all out. Um, you know, a couple of days picked up a Starbucks ice latte on the way, um, to up my caffeine, to give me a little bit more energy to keep eating. That's interesting. So obviously he hates his heart cause he's like, I want to eat as many calories as possible. But we mix in some caffeine so I can keep it going, keep this party going as long as possible as well. Cause obviously you can't start doing coke, you're gonna lose weight and your appetite

if you do that. So you gotta hit the Starbucks for it. I feel like I would need a bathroom break if I ate as much as this guy does. He just pushes right through it. I mean, he's not not caring about what he's doing though. He's very meticulous. It's almost like a science that he's getting fatter. Like he kind of even, even, you know, takes an effect that he might get tired if he eats too much. So he ups his caffeine level in order to keep eating. I mean, I got to give it to this guy. He's really knows what he's

doing. We are witnessing his weight gain journey. He's what's known as a gainer. His whole objective is to gain as much weight as possible. That's why he's out product himself is 13 pounds. He's above average. So let's talk. He's gay. So gainer. He's a gay. NER. Right. I'm like he was a gay nerd. Very different. Let's talk about what his lunches were, because he goes through his whole thing about the breakfast.

What he would do is he would have room service deliver breakfast that included donuts and pancakes and, you know, the usual things that you and I would eat for breakfast. And then after that, he would go and meet his friends for real breakfast in the dining area. That's how breakfast started. So then this is what his lunches were. For lunches, you know, in the main dining room, it was often, you know, one to two appetizers, you know, two to three entrees and a couple desserts.

Okay. So how many deal meal cards do you think he has to pull from the one booklet and put into the other side of the. I think he's like Blackjack. I think he's got six decks in there. Yeah, this is not a daily deal. A meal round, I don't think. So then he talks about dinner and he has a pre-dinner snack while he's also drinking cocktails He gets cocktails that have as many calories as possible

then he gets his His dinner and then this is the desserts that he has it was three to four sometimes five desserts And that's where I learned to make sure that I eat the the richest, you know, desserts first, you know, eat the chocolatey ones first, because and then save the fruitier ones for later to cleanse the palette. I think he does what cleanse the palette. But I like that his

strategy though, he's just like, all right, I got to eat the calories first, because there's a possibility I'll stop eating. and then I'll have fucked up and not ate all the chocolate mousse and fudge Just had some fruit like an idiot. So he's got a strategy This must be going this must be going under a category because I'm seeing a pattern here Yeah, and you know, there's like that guy Nick Cato avocado the guys like him I just if you don't know who Nicco avocado is, he's also a gay man who gained tons of weight in order to gain followers and attraction on YouTube.

It's watching people die. We're watching people kill themselves slowly and kind of into the dabble verse, we can kind of swerve into that guardrail and say that we're kind of doing that with Mr. Melendez as well. We're kind of watching this guy slowly kill himself. I think it's like the new, it's like the new prime time TV. Yeah. There's a note that I wrote down here because I think he's

cheating. Okay. I'll put it this way. He's playing by different rules in the rest of us. So like the Chicago White Sox are right now, they have the ability to be the worst team ever in major leagues as far as their record goes. They might lose 120 games this season in baseball. What if they just announced like, no, we're trying to lose more games than anyone else. So it's like, yeah, we're going to be the worst team in history. And that's what we're trying to do. It's like, yeah, we're going to be the worst team in history and that's what we're trying to do It's like yeah, but the rules are you're trying to win games like not not our rules We're trying to lose games like fuck they found a loophole I guess what this guy's trying to figure out in life

We just like I thought you guys think you need to lose weight and not drink and eat too much your idiots I figured out a whole loophole to this thing where you actually should eat and drink as much as possible. Like fuck When I figure that out, right? This is insane. So you think he's doing he's doing this thing where you actually should eat and drink as much as possible. I'm like, fuck. When I figure that out, right. This is insane. So you think he's doing he's doing he just knows he's a loser. So he's leaning into the loser aspect of his life. Like I'm going to be fat anyway.

So then that's a good teaser because I actually have the journey coming up. He did a video about his journey and you'll find it's there's a lot there. There's a lot to learn about this guy, but producer Chris has some thoughts about this cause he's going, maybe I'm the idiot. Yeah. But when you listen to him and hopefully you just are listening to it, right? Yeah. It's a lot to take in. He sounds articulate. He's so, he doesn't sound insane. You know what I mean? Right. He's not factual about this. Correct. And serene. Yes. And he calls the

viewers the whale watchers. He thinks that what he's doing is somehow entertaining and noble. And you know, to Zen's point, yeah, we're watching John slowly but surely kill himself, but all of us are rooting for him to stop drinking. Like no one's sitting there as a you know, Vince the lawyer, the exception. No one's trying to get shot to drink while we're all going to take a break, buddy. We want you to last a little longer, you know, whereas I

think this community, if there's fans of this, not a lot, but if there's people watching this and they're rooting for him to just keep eating this crap food and drinking, then they're not really concerned about him. But the easy part, guys, is going on a cruise, eating all day every day, and gaining 13 pounds. What's the hard part? Because that's the battle he faces now that he's back. Paying for it?

So now it's gonna be all about, you know, can I keep it on? But, yeah, so between all the food, which we'll see in a little bit, I tried to take pictures of everything. Um, you know, but between all of that and all the booze, uh, went through and counted up, you know, they swipe your card every time you get a drink. And even though you have the drinks package, it comes up as $0. So I tallied it up and on sea days, I was averaging 15 drinks a day. Um, and on port days, I was averaging 15 drinks a day. And on port days, I was averaging nine.

Okay. So again, he's cheating, right? He's like, the hard part now is to keep the weight on. This would be like if I got pulled over for a DUI and I'm like, no, no, no, officer, you don't understand. I'm trying to blow the highest BAC ever. I'm on my way to another bar. Yeah, right.

You understand. Like actually, yeah, follow me. I'm going to do a couple shots and then I'll get back in my car and you can pull me over there Cuz I want the record for that's like so that's how any of this works. Sorry So how fat do you think he is here guys? If you had to put a number on it? What number would you put on it for 50? I would say over 400. Yeah for 20. Okay. See I had a feeling I would say over 400, you know, 420. Okay. See, I had a feeling that was, would know something about this. Now, if you don't know, Anthony recently had a surgery, right? You've been, you've been losing the LBs. Yeah, no, I had a gastric bypass surgery. So it's, yeah, you eat a lot less calories because you can't, you can't physically eat a a lot and you just end up losing a bunch of weight.

So, Wiley is actually playing by these things called the rules. What the rules do is allow you to survive longer and live a life. Sure. So, let's find out what what he's up to here. He's very proud of himself. Hopefully, as I said, you know, I gained 13 pounds bringing me up to 418 I am hopeful that I will keep that on it's gonna be difficult, you know not being in an area where Or in a situation where basically I couldn't just lay around and eat and drink all day Which is you know what I was doing there. I just remember this is the episode of the Simpsons

Where yes, there or the Moo Moo You're too fat. You're gonna work anymore sweet. I think that's how dumb this guy is Literally the dumbest cartoon character of all time. He's emulating that So very good call on 424 18. Oh, yeah for it. Well, I know you know First two rows over here you got it Okay, I'll take the ham sandwich Okay, all right, so we're watching him on YouTube he's got the YouTube channel But are there other ways that we could watch this guy and support him? Oh there are

other ways that we can watch this guy and support him? Oh there are! There's some sunrise and sunset videos of me and my belly over on my OnlyFans that you should check out. So there it is. It has an OnlyFans account. Yeah. And I'm not sure what a sunrise or sunset video is with his belly as he describes it. I'm not sure what a sunrise or sunset video is with his belly as he describes I'm not interested in finding out I will never know that I'm good. Well, I assume it's like watching the sunrise and set like over his his belly Like he kind of just sits there by the by the Like his penis you can't see the Sun and he just describes it to you But over there this is beautiful a lot of colors. It's like, okay, take your word for it. So the whole point of this one is that he

took photos of all of his meals while he was on the cruise and then he shows them off at the end and he says something. I didn't find this all that interesting, but I just have this one clip because he says something that is crazy. This is the craziest thing to me. I know all this is crazy, but this is literally the craziest part to me. You know, if it was, you know, kind of, it was a calorie is a calorie is a calorie. Um, yeah. So as long as it didn't taste absolutely revolting, I continued eating it. So it's not even about like enjoying the food that you're eating. He just, it's just a slow suicide that like we've been saying then why take pictures of it well

I've never seen a smoker who's like I don't even like cigarettes. I just hate my lungs Just trying to destroy the grip that filter off. I don't need that shit What's the point? They just he's just like calories are great no matter what I mean like for him like he's like he was talking about Before he he gets himself prepared to eat as much as he can Like there's a science to this with him. There's it's not because of pleasure. He's not doing it because he loves to eat food He's doing it because he's got like an ulterior motive. He's got a mission, which is why he might be crazy Because if he was just like guys, I just really like food and I like drinking and you can't say yeah me too I get it

Do you want to eat all the food you don't like all day long no, I don't Why have a theory but it's gonna I'll wait till the end of okay the program to like, you know Give my big reveal. Okay. I'm very like now and now that I've been watching these videos the past couple of days I've been very fixated on Where this guy's going. I want to see how fat he gets now. I really do. I want him to win. Well, let's see because I pulled this. This is from before he was 400 pounds. So he was a little under 400 here. Hey, well watchers. Welcome to Shake a Chair number 4.

I'm a whale watcher! I've certainly about 391 pounds this morning, quite full right now. I'm going to be adding to it a cherry cheesecake shake. So is this a fettish or something? I guess it has to be, right? There has to be someone who's into this. Well that's, you see how he rubs his belly? Like the way he plays with himself, it's almost like some sort of morbid masturbation. He's doing it for somebody out there who's definitely jerking off to this. Somebody is watching him and getting aroused by it. That's why he does only fans and when he said he was gay I'm like, oh there must be that there must be some kind of subculture for gay men

You know, it's kind of like men who like bears, you know guys some guys like big fat hairy dudes Yeah, this guy is a whale this guy is the next level. Yeah Bored with bears. I've had a bear Yeah, I want all the hugs from my dad who never hugged me. That's where it's going. Yeah, I think you're right JJ says cherry cheesecake shake sounds pretty good though. Yeah That doesn't sound like one words a calories a calorie right he's choosing that one specifically how many calories you think are in the average load you swallow Why booked it up and uh? He's choosing that one specifically. How many calories do you think are in the average load you swallow? Well, I've looked it up and I was on a diet once,

so I had to look it up. All right, so here's another video I found, and this is for the whale watchers out there. This is a rare profile shot, because we can all see the belly and it's enormous, but you don't even realize how big it is until you see this Showing off he doesn't like his heart, but he hates his spine look at this look at that look at that If he was laying down he'd be taller than me

See that's his arm workout. Yeah, he's losing calories. Yeah, stop playing with your belly. You might get struck with this on your fucking YouTube channel. This is getting, this is fucking some dirty shit. You're right. Alright, alright. Let's go. Okay, so now I want to talk about the weight gain journey he's been on. So he's gonna go back, he's gonna show you some old photos of him.

And he explains that, you know, he wasn't very athletic in school growing up, and he wasn't, uh, he wasn't fat, but he wasn't skinny or ripped or buff or tone or anything like that. Which I guess is things that gay guys care about about I couldn't tell you what my body type was When I was in high school because I don't care but anyway, so this is going back to He's looking at 2004 Actually in this one, you know fast forward to about 2004 Which is where we'll sort of start the journey here Wow Wow. Why was, you know, it was probably on. I was just going to say, that's funny. So, wow. In 2004, he was 230 pounds, but he doesn't even look 230 in that phone. I mean, it looks pretty

I was about 230 pounds. Well, how tall is he? Cause that he could be like six foot two or six foot. Okay. I'm six foot and two 30. Okay. So he looks way better than you. What he shows below here that's crazy is going back. So that was in 2004 in 2006, he got down to 178. Oh, okay. So we actually

decided to lose weight and he was able to do that, but he's going to critique himself. Even when he's looking at himself, when he did lose the weight. But as you can see in these pictures, you know, I'm still not in any way toned. I am, you know, I've got, you know, muffin top. I've got love handles still, you know, all those things. I mean, I think you're being a little bit too critical of your 180 pound self right there. Looks you look good enough to jerk off in front of girls in a hotel room as far as I'd give it to you buddy.

All right. So then he explains I thought for sure because he's mentally ill obviously I thought for sure he'd say something like but this was not me I you know I had to grow into who I am what What do you think? Then we say he's mentally ill. I don't think him being gay is anything to do with it No, yeah for sure for sure I think you know, he's you know, like body dysmorphia is a thing and people usually are anorexic because of it I believe Mick so maybe he's got the opposite of that, where he thinks he looks like a piece of shit at 170. That's what I thought.

But listen to this clip, though. So, you know, I mean, I was happy, but, or happy to be that light, and it wasn't onerous, right? Like, I think I had done it, you know, it was mostly through, you know, doing some slim fast stuff, you know, it was mostly through, um, you know, doing some slim fast stuff, you know, in terms of, uh, for breakfast and lunch, um, and then a sensible dinner.

So he literally says I was able to lose the weight pretty easily to get down to 178 and I was happy being that way. Okay. Well, what the fuck happened then? Cause that's not what I was expecting at all when I was watching this. Yeah. Yeah. Me either.. What a twist. Okay, so then he says between 2006 and 2011, he fluctuated a little bit, up and down a little bit,

nothing crazy. And then he started with a personal trainer to build strength in 2011. And so now he's going to get into what started happening as he's building strength and not doing cardio. Obviously, being a member of the gay community, I was stressing about weight, right? You know, I mean, it is what it is. Okay. So now we're looking at all these photos of him in 11, 2013, 2014, 2016, 2017. He went from one 90 in 2011 and he's making a muscle, he's buffet. Look at me, I'm working with the trainer, all that stuff. He goes up to 288 two years later. So almost a hundred pounds in two years.

Then he's 330 the next year, 345 a couple years after that, and 382 in September of 2017. So those are some big big big changes right there. And yeah, it's surprising because he talks about things that he used to enjoy. You know, again, with the trainer, I wasn't focusing too much on cardio. I was biking a lot. I absolutely loved, you know, really kind of wish that I could bike at this size. But you know, it's not really an option He enjoys biking

We decided to get super fat and now we can't do that anymore. Did a personal trainer break his heart That's weird right? Yeah, who's this personal trainer who's just like we need way more of a gun If you're gonna pass no, I mean like broke his heart. No, I know he's like well fuck health That's a good question. He talks about how he was on a kickball team But he was on a he was on a kickball team and This is interesting tidbit. You know, I was playing kickball and we were on the bear team and I was the fattest at 190. And I'm like, excuse me.

So he was on the bear team at 190, he was the fattest guy on the kickball team. So I guess he was being shamed for being 190. He's just like, oh, you think this is shameful. Wait until you see what I can do. So here it is. here is the saddest Clip that I have I think this kind of sums it all up like why did he go from a guy? He was able to lose weight get down to 180

Started working out liked riding his bike around Why did that change into what he is now over 400 pounds and bragging about it that like I really started You know getting some attention for the, for the belly, um, you know, and, uh, getting enough attention that I got through sort of what I call the awkward fat stage. I think all of us sort of have that where, you know, the fat is not exactly the way we want it. Right.

So like in those earlier, you know, stages, I, you know, the upper portion of my belly was not as big as the lower portion. So, you know, I was not as happy with it as I was. He was getting negative attention when he was a little overweight, but then when he got obese, then he got the attention that he wanted from people. Right. And that awkward phase he went through, I'm assuming that's his, you know, his own self trying to tell him to stop killing himself.

You know, at some point, because you get your, I guess it's shame. I guess that's the awkward phase. And then at some point he just ate through the shame and just said, fuck it. And that's where you go from. Like, man, you've let yourself go to, Oh, this is your thing now. Right. So then you're just like, Oh, that he wants to be an obese loser. Okay. Well then you're killing it. Right. The stage is a grief. It's just accepting it. Right. That's just what he's doing. Yes I think that's what he's explaining here is these different stages that you're right. It's just acceptance at one point

He's just like you know what? I don't really want to watch what I eat and I'm not a big fan of exercise So I'll just become a morbidly obese man, and I just have one more clip on here Because I found this to be interesting He had this one video I was watching when he was on the cruise and he was going around his room and he was showing all the different stuff and of course there's a CPAP machine next to the badge of course. And so you know, I always wonder how a guy like this even sleeps. And now I'm regularly going to bed in the 420 range. Um, you know, still waking up not necessarily, um, you know, sort of in the four, you know, somewhere in 412 to

416 ish range. Um, you know, waiting for all of this, all of these calories I've been eating, uh, to really, you know eating to really you know set up shop Shop so think about this this guy hates sleep because he literally loses weight because he's not eating So his body's metabolizing some of these ridiculous amounts of calories He's eating like god damn it was 420 when I went to bed last night now 412 I got a long day ahead of me. I don't catch enough to do This is nuts Alright, are you ready for a big reveal here? How fat have you guys been? What's your hat? What's your fattest weight? I've probably been to

Ten maybe pushing 215 What how tall are you? five eleven Five eleven so you're a little bit taller than me. were at 210 that was your that was your highest. Yeah Wow very skinny calves 240 no I was working in an Italian restaurant and eating pork fat all that fucking time just Yeah, everything was pork belly pork fat pork pork pork. Those are the days

Oh, yeah, I miss it. Yeah, unlike this guy. I savored the food. I loved it I love the taste of everything I wanted more. We weren't even calories just for the sake of calories No, we're making it worth it. That's interesting. No my my heaviest I was 320 was my heaviest and it was Very on hell. I mean like people were scared that I was going to die or sit on, you know what I mean? Like you see somebody that big and you're like, that guy's going to be dead by next, by next month. And maybe, maybe in six months he's going to die.

There's gotta be something in his head that goes, I gotta, I gotta self preserve myself. Something's gotta happen. But maybe not with this man, I don't know. Okay, so that's actually a perfect setup to what I'm gonna show you next. He has a website where you can track his weight gain. And so if you go on this guy's website,

you can see how he's accomplished this. And you can see by this chart, he was going up and up and up and up and up and up. And then he's lost a little bit of weight and then it's back up and up and up and up. The problem with this and the problem with his YouTube channel is that he hasn't posted anything in over a year. And so I was trying to figure out if he's dead and I couldn't find anything. He might not be with us anymore.

Oh my God. I know that said like he's got a whole website promoting this. And then what's the date on there? It's like 22, 2022. That was like the last time. Cause he even said he lost weight during the pandemic. That's what I guess this era is here. Wow.

And then he learned how to start eating. He's the only person that lost weight during the pandemic. He's doing everything opposite Opposite day with this guy. It's incredible So yeah, is that I'm worried about him. I don't know that this was the right way to do things in his life I'm a nice not he's in a little denial with his beard color too. Now all of a sudden. He's a redhead again That's a little thing That's a little thing

Yeah, it's pretty too much time at the beauty parlor is that that the problem with this guy Yeah, getting a little gray guys Not looking not looking healthy. So no, that's Moby Jack and I've really never come across anything like this before This is all news to me. I wonder if there's like someone a version of this like meth heads. We're just like, Oh my God, I tried to see how much math I could do yesterday. I think I could beat that by record. I really think I could beat it. I even like math. I like being high on math. I'm just the best at doing math. It's like, okay. Oh, it definitely goes into stuff like weed. I've seen people take copious amounts of THC and that's their thing. Like they'll take their kids in Alabama.

I make him look like a pussy. These people are drinking like, you know, thousand milligram fucking drinks and stuff and they're just getting way out of their heads. But that's stuff that people, people love to watch stuff like this i mean who doesn't so reverend schittstein who sent me this says that is a thing and i forgot that there is a subreddit they covered on subreddit surfing oh yeah for people who do meth and i guess there are some uh braggadocious bastards out there Good they are doing math go figure Gonna brag All right, let's let's hit our week

Today's cringe of the week comes in from none other than Adam Thurow. Thank you, Adam And this is a show called cat comedy life with Bucky Here's the note that came in from Adam. He says, this podcast is legit sad. It features a man and his cat Bucky who hosts with real meowing sounds. It includes random sounds without punchlines, jokes, and visual bits, such as a tap dancing routine by the Buckeyes, despite no visual version being available.

This clip contains Bucky's intro, a bit about Bucky receiving a telegram from Ryan Gosling, and a phone call segment demonstrating its random humor without payoffs. Without further ado. The world's most amazing cat, Bucky! Telegram, western union, telegram for Bucky. Bucky it's Union Telegram for Bucky. Bucky, it's a telegram from Ryan Gosling. Yes, yes, of course I'll read it. Dear Bucky, is it too late to register for the 2029 Feline Music Awards?

Of course, yes, the 2029 Feline Music Awards. Still time to register Ryan. Good day, right now you and your cat can save 50% on our Day at the Spa annual membership. How do you keep getting this number? Okay now be- The fuck is going on? Why would Ryan Gosling send that? I have no idea.

As a telegram, does he make sense? We have to look into that that show a little bit more Yeah, I think Gary from San Diego would really appreciate this show Guy sounds like he's pretty well adjusted to duty living a good life with his cat Wow So he's playing both parts. He's playing the cat and him. Yeah, I think he's got a soundboard for the cat I don't think the cats actually be howling on demand cat and him. Yeah, I think he's got a soundboard for the cat. I don't think the cat's actually meowing on demand.

Okay. I would imagine. Yeah. I think Bucky may have gone the way of Moby Jack. Maybe. All right. Well, I have a runner up for us today for a cringe of the week because our boy Aaron Emholdt from Steeltoe. We've guys, not cool. We gotta stop doing this right now and decided to leave the party and they're like, alright, well, we're gonna keep doing the party. Later nerd. See you dork. You know, so a few weeks goes by and then Aaron decides, well, I thought maybe they'd see it my way. Maybe I'll get them all in trouble instead. Yes. And starts talking about his cocaine use and Molly and all this crazy shit. And I know, and people disagree with me.

I think Aaron's one of those people disagrees with me that he definitely had a lot to do with the rickadis and his now ex-wife April all getting arrested through a search warrant drug bust because the search warrant says on it that they were watching Aaron show when he was talking about the drug use and everything while hanging out the Roketa's they went okay. Well, that's more evidence for us. Thank you very much Well, we'll type that right up show it to the judges says yeah go ahead and Ram the door down and get right in there and see what's doing so they did and there are a lot of arrests made So now fast forward

Aaron Imhol gets a divorce from April. This all happened in the last two months. This was so crazy about this whole story. All of this happened in the last two months. April's a co-host of Aaron show. April's also an off the show. Aaron pretends everything's fine. She just doesn't want to be on the show anymore. Next thing you know, Aaron says I'm getting a divorce. Then he starts talking about drug use and children being around drug use and neglecting children and says all this shit.

Then the regatas get arrested. And then Aaron says I'm finalizing my divorce. And then he does. And then next thing you know, he's like, hey guys, guess what? I got a new side piece. Not a side piece, I guess he's got a new girlfriend. So he's all excited about this.

And it's crazy because you'd think, stop talking about your personal life. Like this is not going well for anyone involved. I wouldn't want to be in this guy's personal life. I wouldn't want him talking to the internet about me. I can't imagine any girl would want that either. And the thing that we learned about from all of this is that Aaron was neglecting his show in order to party with April and the Raketas because when he came out and explained all of this, they were staying up all night. They'd be driving back and you have to drink all these caffeinated beverages during the show in order to stay awake and April was out of it and

strung out and all this stuff and you're like, well, well, if you don't care about your show, then why should we care about your show? Right? So that's forward to why should we care about your show? Right? So, pass forward to last night, Aaron normally would do a show, an evening show that he does with, I believe, his co-host Matt. But then he does this instead. It's so nice out. It's beautiful. Do you want me to turn this? It's so nice out that we decided we're taking the night off So this is him just streaming from his phone. It's called the patio pop-up show And uh, he's just in his backyard with his co-host matt

Yeah, having a couple beers talking about how they're taking the night off Everything's been really good with the show and whatnot everything's been going crazy. I Feel like I did this wrong because there's literally nobody watching So watch it, I don't know what I did wrong I Definitely dick this up. We've been live for 40 seconds, and it says zero. Oh, there's a like so that somebody Oh, someone saw it. Oh, this is turning into opi level shit You're gonna start doing a roll call for the same So he was expecting a big turnout for this impromptu

prompt to everybody. Yeah. It's, it's kind of weird. You take, you take the party from somewhere. You take, you're at studio, whatever, you know, 64. What was that called? Studio 54 and now you're taking it to some, some parking lot somewhere. I don't know. Maybe, maybe he doesn't need to do his show anymore. Is that, is this like his big, uh, his big swan song? Maybe. Well, let's find out why he's decided. It's a nice night. It's June in Minnesota. So he wants to take advantage of the hat. Why am I such a, like, this makes me, I always look like such a boomer when I do this.

Like, ah, there's nobody on there. Ah. Are you supposed to hold it in landscape or portrait when you do this? Oh, am I holding it like a black? Blocked rotate device back. What do you say? Am I holding it like a black? Okay, so same show just a different venue. Okay, he's literally stealing that from Anthony Kubia Who would go on and on about when you watch world star videos? It's never in landscape And you can see a lot more in landscape, you know I mean like if a fight breaks out McDonald's you got to hold your phone the proper way to really capture all of the elements Right, so that I think that's what he's referring to

Well, if you hold your gun that way you should hold your phone that way doesn't it sense It's funny you say that because he always says God like this phone like this It's like you're doing it the wrong way at both both accounts Right you lock your orientation. All right, we uh Michael B says and a dislike M Kowalski says here for Matt Yeah, we're coming on for a couple minutes here and Just letting you know we're not doing a show tonight

Like I said, the weather is fantastic In Chris if I ever do this But ever fucking do this you gotta say something to me as a friend like just be like pull me aside that car listen It's getting away from you buddy Pull me aside, but listen, it's getting away from you, buddy. Carl, put the phone down. Yeah, don't do that. Why are you embarrassing us like this? In central Minnesota, no, we're not doing Hot Tub 2.0.

God, thank God you don't. So, do trampoline streams? Ooh, you wanna do trampoline streams? Oh, let's do trampoline. So that's his attempt at self-deprecating humor because he did the Hot Tub stream with the Riketas, and it's one of the most embarrassing things he's ever done So he's got a breathing away guys. We're not doing that right well. It's up there

In three slam piece can hold the camera. Oh, okay, so that's his new girlfriend's nickname slam piece Okay, so that's why it's getting there. He was holding it, and he's like oh whoops maybe I should bring it over here He didn't want to show slam piece God forbid the internet what she looked like I can only imagine melting would be doing a 24-hour stream right now Yeah, and we'll plug in do figure shirts off and our a cups and bounce I'll check our sugar come down to kill Roy and take our shirts off I Also don't mean to be gay. I don't want to say anything

after that. I don't want to be gay. But it is June and I'm looking at my I'm filming myself. I'll take a lot of shit from you people on most days. I don't look bad tonight. I don't hate the way I look. I feel like my head is less round and more squared off and German and less chins. It's already bad enough that instead of doing his show he's out on his back porch with his buddy going hey we're not doing a show it's too nice out tonight but then he had to go and I look hot. Listen if you want to take the day off take the day off and enjoy it Why why be awkward why be awkward on camera like he doesn't look like he's having a good time

He looks like he feels like he has to do this Well, also, I think he's always on guard but trying to pretend he's not so he's acting like dude I don't care if the internet says about me. I don't give a shit. I'll do whatever and then he's like, oh fuck I probably should have said that I've done that. Yeah, he definitely comes off as a joyless individual Yes, things have gotten to him for sure, but he's trying to pretend like hey, look at me. I'm just enjoying myself Everything just rolls right off my back. I'm looking hot tonight. Okay. Well he Chris is right. He must have had something I mean cuz he was having a good time with all those other people with, with April and Nick and his, and his wife,

something happened at one point. It got to the point where either they kicked them out or, or he was just the odd man out and he was like, I'm fucked this. He's like, he, he, he got out of that situation and he just blew their spot up. And now he's doing something else. He's literally the nerd you invite to the party who then wants to call your parents afterwards and tell them all the shit. Like he literally called April's parents. He's

the guy, he's a dork. He can't hang. Right. So the fact that he got kicked out of that whole thing is because he's Just like guys we have to keep doing Molly and coke every day They're like get the fuck out of your door. He went to the party got a nosebleed had to have his mom He got the party busted Call the cops out the party like wow there's other age kids drinking in there like what? He had to sit with jug dish and all the other guys at the frat house And he's and he's like this sucks man. This really fucking blows I mean, I feel like they were they were banging each other having a great time

Yeah, he's got to sit in the corner and jerk off, and that wasn't working out for him I think you enjoyed it for a while though working out for him. I think he enjoyed it for a while though. In the video I saw Melton playing the other night. I think Melton exaggerates those. I think he's got a chin enhancer, cause he's got a circle fat face. So it hides his chin. He has no chin definition and he has that horrible stringy serial killer beard. So I think he has like some kind of chin enhancement. Oh, so the same thing that reduces his chins on his stream, he used to enhance-

He's given up though on looks because he weighs 475 pounds. I mean, you can't be upset when someone like Melton insults you because you look at him and he's like, that guy would hang himself if he didn't have someone to make- if he didn't make fun of people, he'd have to get to know himself. And Melton probably shouldn't talk about looks all that much I would agree with him on that He's making some points right there when Mel was zooming in on April's forehead and calling her. I'm just like I beat that class house yeah Once he gets to know that guy

It's over Johnny so anyway guys we're not doing anything tonight Well, we're obviously doing something tonight, but we're not doing a show because I said, you know what, beautiful out, things are going well, fuck it, we'll take one for us. So, oh my God, all right, we're gonna get out of here because now there's girls, there's girls here. So we're gonna leave. Oh, that cigar stained my teeth. Yeah, I'm leaving because now I's girls. There's girls here. So we're gonna leave. Oh, that cigar

stained my teeth. Yeah, I'm leaving because now I'm starting to feel worse and worse about myself. Alright, talk to you guys later. Matt, say goodbye. Peace out. Matt, where are you gonna be this weekend? Do your plugs. I don't have any. God damn it. I don't have plugs, sir. He's such a nerd. There's girls here. Hey guys, guess what? We're hanging out with girls tonight. That's why we're not doing a show The beta energy is yeah fucking crazy. It's like That's what I was talking about before to set up that whole clip I was talking about the fact that like he couldn't wait to brag about having a new girlfriend already when he's just be keeping his personal

Life quiet for a while if not forever But he's just like hey guys, guess what I did? I got my penis wet. You're like, okay, Aaron, you're an adult man. For legal purposes, you know, keep it quiet until everything is all settled. You know, because I mean, you never, I just don't understand why anybody would want to get a girlfriend after you just broke up with your fucking wife. I have no problem with that. You want to get on the after you just broke up with your fucking wife. I have no problem with that.

You want to get on the rebound and have that happen like great, but don't act like you're in love already. That just makes you look like a simp. It's so lame. Like you just got a divorce and now you're like in love and you got to like not do the show because I'm going to have my girlfriend push me on the swings tonight. Like, okay, and you have a girlfriend and you call her slam piece. That's her name. Oh, that you called him baby. He's obviously alpha. He's

dating slam over here. Yeah. Now I'm dating whore bag. She loves it. Yeah. You like that for bag, right? When I call you, it worked out so well with the other one that. All right. Let's, uh, let's change gears real quick because I have a song that came in that I'm very excited about. It's called old aged, middler dabbling comics. And what we have here is a W ATP super group that has formed. They put together a song for our episode 500 But this super group officially called the bag slappers is made up of mr. Magenta at the editor Jody B Porn stash J and Adam Thoreau these five guys are getting together and putting together this music. They also have a

logo they put together For this song. I think i want to show that on the screen as well okay so uh yeah check out this tune from uh the bag slappers the debut of old age middler dabbling comics and as you can see on this image were including stuttering John Chedzumach, Ray DeVito and Kevin Brennan Losers with a podcast, total failures They're the world's most useless celebrities Old age meant the Dabbling comics Their husbands trying hard to use green screens Old age meant the Dabbling comics

With the devil-verse attacks These snow-nailed dicks become the Wackpacks Old age meant the Dabbling comics Old age meant the Dabbling comics Carla's got us sniping their livestreams Old age meant the Dabbling comics old age man the dabbling comic carless gotta snipe me there my street Give a printed scream Old age, we learned down the comics. Old age, we learned down the comics. Old age, we learned down the comics.

Losers with a podcast. Total failures. Wow. Well done, boys. Well done. Keep those coming. They'll make their rounds. Yeah. Can't wait to show up on a manhole cover somewhere.

That's a fun one. Speaking of which, I played this on our bonus show yesterday and I'll play it again on who are these socials tomorrow, but I have to play it here because we were breaking down with that with Missy B and Carter woke dad. If you listen to where these socials, if you listen to my appearances on the Drew Lane show, we talk about this Tik TOK or Daniel Alexander. And he told this story about how he brought his young children to Comic-Con and they were all excited about these superheroes and they

came back home and they're like can we draw our favorite superhero and he goes all right normally I'd have you eat your Brussels sprouts now but it's a fun day so go ahead draw your favorite superhero and they both drew him, Daniel Alexander. Dad, you're our superhero. Then he went to TikTok to talk about this. And so I believe my buddy Drew Lane had this idea and then another person put this together, but this is fantastic. I would do anything in my power to keep him happy, healthy and safe.

The name that they would call their superhero was... I stand up against injustice. Standing up for what's right. Dress up and have fun. I call them out on his bad behavior. Homophobia. Transphobia. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.

I create safe spaces for kids. I have two queer kids myself. Kids in the trans community. Sometimes it just takes me correcting people. Homophobia, transphobia. And my kids, a superhero. Trying to make the world a better place lgbtqa lgbtqa lgbtqa Amazing that's how you do it so well done

I love those those stories and people tell you stories about how their five-year-old kid was like But but why is there so much bigotry and hatred in this world? And I looked at my five year old kid and I was like, I, yeah, thank God it's not us though. Thank, thank God I accept you as being a queer two spirit or whatever the fuck fiber was these days. I don't even know spirit, but the emancipation proclamation. Come on. All right. We have Zeddin here. We have DabbleCon coming up. You know what we got to talk about. And I want to play a quick promotion for Devil Can Do because our friends over at Tukey Soup and Potato Soup and OJ and Cardiff in the morning or whatever that show's called put together this fantastic

promo for us. Hey losers, it's the Duke of the dabble verse. Stuttering John Melendez here to tell you about DabbleCon 2 in Rochester, New York, August 16th and 17th. All of your favorite dabble verse streamers will be there, like Lady K, the Shit Weir, the Dabbler with Tookie, the Potato, the Orange, Bob Levy, and of course, the racist Anthony Cumbia. Be ready for an action packed weekend of trashing me and drinking cooers.

DabbleCon 2 in Rochester, New York, August 16th and 17th. Don't be a fag. Get your tickets now at watp-t-p live dot com. God, John loves that word. He's got to stop with the upsler. It's offensive to a lot of people out there. But he didn't call Anthony Pocky, which I appreciate. Right. That was good of him.

Just a racist. Very professional. Yes. Right. This is a fun song. We're going to use this for Sutter. John, my buddy, Mike, who oftentimes is checks out Howard Stern show and gives me a heads up correspondent, Mike correspondent. Mike sent this over to me. He saw this on Instagram is a perfect song. It's from,

we are the dream eaters on Instagram. This could be a new song for john. So that's a bloody ass. Perfect for Stuttery john. And then before we get into our clip package I know John likes it when we talk call it a package. I have a package for us today But this is another song that came in from an anonymous source And this is a stuttering John song for us You guys the FNN's and the FNJ's they are fucking losers They are fucking losers. Oh, Pinky. I'm more powerful than God. You guys will be singing that later on. Guaranteed. Oh, Pinky. Coming in at number two.

That's my favorite dynamic is him and Kevin Brennan because he's constantly he's acting like he's engaging in this this war. You know, it's battle of the brains with Kevin. Yeah, like, you know, like they're going like they're like their adversaries, like their nemesis, you know, like equal. And Kevin's like, did he just say stuff about me? I'm not even paying attention to this. In They have an on-again off-again relationship And Kevin just like I never give a fuck about you, John

I don't know why you think I did I brought you back for three thousand dollars to get eyeballs at MLC It wasn't like Kevin and this is the same thing John had this crazy thought that he was gonna be Anthony Cumi is co-host on Compound media he thought that he was going to be Anthony Kumi is co-host on compound media He thought that he was gonna be Kevin Brennan's co-hosts like these guys never considered you for a second. You're the laughing stock He's such a moron So I actually I don't normally do this, but I am on top of shit from today John show wasn't even over before we started today and And I already have clips from John show today because I was watching closely. As you know, things have escalated quite a

bit since we last checked in on John. He was promising to head down to the precinct to make sure that Kate Meany was arrested. He was promising to file FBI reports. And this is all over the fact that Kate Meany recorded their phone calls and then came on point dabble point told us about what John had said. We didn't play any phone calls on the show. No, not that anyone's saying that we did. We didn't. But then later on, on the uncle Rico show, they played a clip of John using that Epsler and to which John came out and said I was probably just do my Spicoli impression. Well, no, first he goes, that's AI. You got that's AI. That's

AI, John. And then he goes, well, I mean, maybe I was doing my Spicoli impression. I guarantee, John goes, I guarantee right after because she'll be cut it off right after I said that I probably went, you know, Spicoli fast times, whatever. So she was like, all right, let's see what he says after that. Let's see if he says, I'm just kidding or whatever. Cause basically Kate Meany was talking about her boyfriend likes a certain cocktail, the espresso Martini. And John said that he's an epsilon for that. And then she played the longer version where John did not say he was joking.

Wasn't doing a Spicoli impression. And here's how you know know I'm serious about this. So because of this, John thinks, and I, I think that John really thinks this, which is why he's such a fucking loser. He thinks that because he was in California while he was talking to Kate Meany, that he can get Kate Meany arrested and everyone who's playing this arrested and thrown in prison for and their parents and their parents too. Yeah, he's going to sue them. He's going to get them arrested. Everyone's going to prison. He said something. I don't have this clip for today's package, but he said something the other day where he goes, now it's only a misdemeanor, but

you could be fined up to $2,500 and you could spend up to a year in jail. He goes, so, okay, maybe they'll only spend six months in jail. You fucking idiot. That's how misdemeanors work at all. Could you imagine there are other people in jail for misdemeanors? Yeah. So stupid. Yeah, that's, that's silly. Like it's a misdemeanor that you don't go to jail for that. I mean,

you barely go to jail for felonies these days. I don't know what he expects to happen with this. My favorite is he's just like, yeah, California, they don't like it when people record phone calls. They don't care if you rob a right aid in California. What are you talking about, John? You can do anything you fucking want in California. They've stopped enforcing the law This is a well-known fact about California. Yeah, the only wilder place is Florida For very different reasons, but yes, I agree so John comes out on his show today and He explains and people are putting one in the chat

That's one of the funniest things too is that John was boasting about people were watching his show. He's all braggadocious about, I got 900 people in here. And someone's like, yeah, but eight or 90 of them hate you. He's just like, that's not true. That's not true. So then a super chair says, put one if you hate John and the whole chat is just once for days. And then a few moments later, maybe five, seven minutes later, John goes, I don't know why people keep typing one to do this chat. Like it was going on forever. And he'd already forgotten why people were doing that.

Yeah. He's got selective memory when it comes to things that aren't, you know, working out for him. He didn't remember, he didn't know who Chris Silva was when he popped up on his on his page. Like, I don't know who that is. And that's his that's his nephew. So all right. Yeah. This is John starting off his show from today talking about what he's up to. Don't worry. Don't worry. I filled out the report with the FBI

and I will make sure they uphold the rule of law. Okay? Not only one report, three. Three reports. Against Kate Meany, Shitware, and you. And then, of course, the potato. Okay. So don't think.

Oh, and also obnoxious, John, you guys think that I'm not going to fucking. Fucking do what I'm supposed to do. Do you're supposed to do? You're supposed to come back with jokes and pranks and other people. That's what you're supposed to do. He's just like, obviously, my obligation now is to get the FBI involved in the dabble verse. Nope. Also I love the idea that he's filling out these reports. He doesn't know these people's names. The fact that he's just going,

and I got the potato in there and obnoxious Sean is also in there. This is insane. He sent a cease and desist to Shuli and put our names on it. He can't even, he has to get a group rate with even his legal documents. Please let Zed Hauser know that he also needs to cease and desist. Yeah, I'll give a call right now, John. We'll get right on there for you. It's insane. This guy, I think he won one little litigation that Sirius was backing against him and Sharon Stone one time.

And now he's like all about trying to be a shner. He never worked for Sirius. So back then he was on K-Rock and he literally was assaulted by her bodyguards and they settled out of court. He could have made way more money probably if he'd actually taken it to court. But they're like, Sharon Stone was like, all right, we shouldn't have pushed this guy down. He hurt his back and stuff. Here's 30,000 bucks. And John Brad's about that.

Like he knows how the law works now because of that. Yeah, he actually hurt his back further grabbing that check. So maybe you don't put it on. There's never been anyone arrested for this. Oh yes, there has. There's been plenty of people arrested for this. And here come the examples I've got. I would imagine since some idiot on

Twitter and John obviously dismissed it because he just brought it up first thing on his show and I was just like what? So, there's been plenty of people who've been arrested for this misdemeanor. Let's find out. And there's gonna be four new people, five new people to add to that list. You are not allowed to play, to record a guy in the state of California. You are not allowed to. Okay.

So this is what's so crazy about this is he wants all these viewers, he's all excited about, like the Devilverse has never been bigger than it has been these past couple of weeks. Like last night, I'm watching Melton do a whole show about him this morning. Tookies on doing a whole show about him. Like everyone's doing shows about John right now. And he's always says everyone's doing shows about me. Now, literally is true.

Like everyone is doing shows about John. And he's loving it. He's lapping it up because all these people are watching him now because they want to see what he's doing. And then they watch the other shows. But if John wanted the most views ever, all he has to do is record the conversation with the FBI. If he, if, if I could hear this conversation where he's reporting these people to the FBI, I would donate to his Patriot, whatever.

How much money? A hundred dollar paywall. Yeah, it's fine. I'll pay it. I want to hear this. Oh my God. How would that go? Oh, hello FBI Yeah, so it's worse than that. There's also a potato

Yes, and he's fine with me being recorded playing the clips on his show a potato you say sir. Yeah. Yeah all sorts juice Okay Oh, yeah, I hope that yeah. Go ahead. I was just gonna say we always say John thinks everyone is as stupid as he is I think he thinks that everyone is watching his show like even the FBI So if he mentions the potato, they're gonna know what he's talking about. Yeah. Yeah, they're like they're like Cardiff Well, he's out of our jurisdiction, but we know people in Canada. They'll take care of that. No problem. What else? Yeah, what else he needs to do? He thinks the FBA works for him.

I want this to go all the way. I want this to go. I want a live stream in the court when he takes us all the court. It'll be televised like the OJ Simpson trial. I think it's going to be huge. I think it's going to be a great thing for America. John always has these revenge fantasies of him beating us up And winning lawsuits never that my biggest fantasy is what you just explained is all of us sitting around in a court with

And we're just like doing shots That's a fact Jack And he so wants to do a shot with us, but he has to be mad. Yeah, right. Sure. You can't play our drinking game. This is for, this is just for us. All right.

So if you think that's bad enough that John is calling the FBI and everyone and getting them all in trouble, it gets way worse. Now we're talking about, uh, Rocco specifically. Rocco, let me tell you something. It's talking about Rocko specifically. Rocko, let me tell you something. It's not a joke to me. You all brought family into it. You all attacked my mother incessantly. You still call her every fucking day.

Let me pause it right there because this is what John likes to do. He likes to pretend that it's me and Shulie and producer Chris and Cardiff Electric making phone calls to John's mom. I can assure you none of us have ever done that. In fact, we bring it up all the time. Please don't do that. Yes, don't call John's mom or his ex wife.

Don't fuck with the kids. We don't want any of that. We're just goofing on John watching what he's doing on the internet. But John makes this claim and so once he's made this claim now he could do whatever he wants based on this claim. You think it's okay to harass an 87 year old saint? So this is literally, so the way he's starting this off is it's propaganda, it's actually what's known as a false flag.

If you blame your opponent for something that justifies anything you do from there on out, you can do whatever the fuck you want. As long as people believe you, like, wait, those people did what? They called your mom every single day and harassed her? Yeah. Oh, well then in that case, yeah, John, gloves are off, let's go. None of us have ever called your mom every single day and harassed her. Yeah. Oh, well, in that case,

yeah, jug gloves are off. Let's go. None of us have ever called your mom once. No one's calling your mom every day. It's just not true. It's definitely not true. Yeah. But it's also like creating a false flag to nobody. Like nobody's going, Oh my God, we got to go into Vietnam. Now we got to fucking, we got to fight a war. There's no, nobody, everyone's like John, you're, you're out of your fucking mind, dude. Like you know, this is people fucking with you, right? The 900 people that are super chatting you, you're a loser for a dollar 99 every day are probably the ones calling your fucking mother because you docs your fucking mother's name, her address,

her phone number. I mean, this guy, this guy needs to fucking point some fingers at himself He can't get out of his own way. He's the rake stepper He's creating all these problems and then he can't believe that everyone's not on his side. It's like but guys Lady Kay and the shit way are calling my mom and harassing her every single day and everyone's just going What's the evidence that what do you mean? How is that even possible? These guys guys are doing shows they're kind of busy they have families they have right you know speaking of families yeah but once he lays this out now he could do ever the fuck he wants because they're harassing his mom so rocko you guys like to attack

my mom your mom will get to hear about all this. John is now claiming he's going to call Rocco Burroughs' mom to tell Rocco, to Rocco's mom. Rocco, I know Rocco likes to say he's a 16-year-old YouTube sensation. He's not. He's in his 40s. His mom thinks he's Cardiff Electric. He told his mom, he goes, my Cardiff Electric on YouTube. His mom doesn't know. It's hilarious. I would, this is another thing. I was texting with Rock and Say when we were watching this,

and he was watching it too, and I go, dude, please have your mom record that phone call when John calls. I want to hear how this song goes down. Can she like make passes at John and keep him online? That's a good idea too. You sound cute. Yeah, what are you wearing? My mom thinks I'm Moby Jack so it's weird Aren't you outlawed anymore Moby?

Taking a break but All right, so apparently according to John I don't know if this is true or not I haven't I haven't been in touch with with Kate in the last few days So I don't know but he's claiming that Kate Meany is reaching out to his ex-wife Susanna And Kate Meany enough with the fucking, you know, you fucking keep on contacting my ex. I haven't been married for 14 years She don't give a shit about this bullshit. She don't know what she does I haven't been married for 14 years. She don't give a shit about this bullshit. She don't-

Well, she does. She does, and she wants nothing to do with it. She doesn't want you being a part of this. Just the fact that he's bringing it up, you can tell he's concerned. Yes. Oh yeah. Bullshit.

Yeah, this is his equivalent of don't tell my parents, please. Right, right. Yes. Of this bullshit. She don't care about this dabble-verse garbage. She's not you. She's a way better person than you.

Way classier, way prettier, has a way better body, way smarter. She's not a fucking idiot high-priced escort like you. Well then, geez, John, why did you leave her and your family that if she's so amazing? Because you obviously liked Kate Meany you talked about it for months and now you're saying and he tries to do the things that he thinks will hurt people's feelings He's like Susanna has a better body than you. I doubt it I'd be surprised if you say so right 24 year old girl that never had kids probably not probably not but okay if you say so yeah

We've all seen the whole of a teeny peg Yeah, right listen to your horse shit So you could think that that's gonna somehow get her to turn against me. It hasn't it's actually brought us even closer. Oh Yes Hold on a second. So your attempted girlfriend Kate Meany reaches out to your ex-wife and that's brought you closer together. Please explain, John. We actually had a wonderful conversation just yesterday for an hour.

And I told her, Suzanne, if you ever need help, I'll be there. I'll help you. You let me know. I'll be there. Because that's the kind of guy I am. She's the mother of my fucking children. So Kate, you think you're at my ex-wife's level? You are not even close.

Well, I don't know that your ex-wife could charge $20,000 for sex, so Kate might have her beat with that. I love the idea that he had an hour-long conversation with Susanna. Do you think that was pleasant the entire time? Probably not. Susanna wants nothing to do with this world at all. And if Kate Meany's reaching out to her or not, but if she is, she was just like, why is this girl calling me, John? Can you make this stop, please?

Yeah. Nobody, nobody wants to talk to their ex-wife for an hour. That's never a good thing if you have to be on the phone with somebody you can't stand to live with anymore for an hour. And there's no child custody things going on anymore. The kids are all grown up and out of the house. So what is this hour long conversation? John's like, yeah, it actually brought us together, which makes zero sense to me. But of course John does the and I told her if she ever needs me, I'll be there.

Which is to him already doing a favor. So he's like, look at what a great guy I am. I offered to help her out if she needs help ever, which means I've already helped her out. And I would like to say he says that as if he's never said it before. He's right. Shouldn't it be implied all the time? Shouldn't it be implied because when she was working three jobs and paying for the kids and John stopped paying child support, which is all record,

public record about making this up. Correct. John goes, he's got his side of the story too. What side of the story do you have? You didn't pay for eight months and she needed you and now he's going, by the way, if you need anything, I'll be there. That's what she needed something,

John. That's what she needed you. You loser. Why didn't they have a job at the time? Yeah, I know, you're a loser. I get it. I get it.

You couldn't earn any money because you were thrown out of show business. I get it. Trust me't earn any money because you were thrown out of show business. I got it. Trust me. All right. So then after saying that he's calling Rocco's mom, he went to the FBI filed three complaints or reports with the FBI. He has the balls to say this. Unfucking believable. You guys, you guys have taken this way too far. Oh, really? They're the ones taking it to the FBI John yeah, how much further could you take it the UN?

Where else can you go from there? He's calling the FBI like you guys have taken this too far John you might not be having enough fun with this anymore Kate Meany's mom Together an intervention you're calling Rocko's mom to say that a puppet hurt your feelings like what the fuck God I'd love to hear that conversation seriously John. Please don't call my mom She will not want to know what I'm up to here. Okay producer Chris don't even say that cuz now he's gonna oh shit You've done fucked up brah

Sorry, you don't fuck up if anyone knows producer Chris's mom phone number $1,000 I need it right now. I'm gonna all you've done fucked up. Well hoppa Okay, so then he goes from that to threatening Kevin Brennan He's all over the place honestly I'm not going to lie. Okay. So, then he goes from that to threatening Kevin Brennan. He's all over the place. Honestly, this is where and I hate to use this word because it's very

triggering for a lot of people. This is where Hitler fucked up. You can't fight the war on so many fronts. You know what I mean? Like, you're you're just spreading yourself to here. And I'm worried that John is suffering that you know if you don't learn history you're doomed to repeat it. I'm worried that John is doing the same thing here. I am bringing this and this. That's it. That's all I need to bring and trust me I will

be there. So he's talking to Kevin Brighton. We'll see that in a second. But he literally just showed his fist and then pointed to his mouth. So I don't know what the terms of service could be that you two would be like, well, that's not a threat of violence. It obviously is. It's a good thing. He's such a child because he'd be demonetized easily if anyone took him seriously at all. But fortunately, he's just raving lunatic that we all look at it. Oh, he's just he's just doing his thing I'm gonna fist you and then I'm gonna blow you He's just a temper tantrum. Whatever. It's fine You really you're not allowed to threaten people with violence like this on YouTube John But for some reason those rules don't apply to him. Okay Right. No mistake about it. I know where your apartment is. I will be now. I'm not saying I'm going to be exactly in your front door. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. I will find

you. I'll be at the pub. Yeah. If you happen to ride your bike through a pub, I might be there. He's insane. I will find you is a threat. Yes. He put up his fist and he said I will find you. These are all threats of physical violence. But it's like also make up your mind. Are you going through the legal system for people or are you going to show up to people's houses to beat them up or call their parents? You know, it's three things.

When this whole thing first started, I'll never forget because John's reaction to us goofing on his podcast was I'm going to sue him for using my copyrighted material and I know guys in New York will break his legs. And that was the exact thing that I said, said going back six years ago, whenever it was, I go, John, you got to pick a lane. Are you going to get the bop and beat me up and rough me up or you get the police to arrest me? And now it's turning into, and I'm going to get their mom involved to get them in trouble

with their parents. And you got it. You guys might've made this comparison before, but there was a little movie made called Jane sound Bob strike back Where the end of the movie was they beat up all the trolls? That badmouth them on the internet and it seems like then that's it's so ridiculous like you go That's a funny and part of the movie. Yeah, he's like you called me crown shoes Are you a frog butt 35 35 Yeah, he's gonna go after like why stop at Kevin Brennan why not go after the 900 people in your chat as well

That's what I mean. Like this this guy's doing all of this wrong He's got the strategy possible for Coming back at the devil verse. So now I'm not going to bleep this. This is going to get out there. And plus I know Rock we just give a fuck, but he brings up Rocko's mom. He knows her name.

So he's obviously his mom. I have a cute name for her, but we know her real name. So going after Rocko's mom and of course, whenever he has information, he has to weaponize it. So he's got a username. I want to give a special shout out to Roseanne. Hi, Roseanne. You're in the double rest. Hey, Roseanne. You're in the double verse now. Hey, Wolby. You're in the double verse now,

Roseanne. The cat walks in and he's just like, nah, nah, Wolby, I'm threatening a guy's mom on the internet. Give me a second. You're in the double verse now, Roseanne. Your fucking racist, transphobic son has now entered you into the double verse. Okay, so let's talk about these new rules that John's coming up with now because John's constantly talking about who's in and who's out of the devil verse. Like his family's off limits, other people's families are fair game, but he's saying that now Rocco's mom who's never been on any of these shows, no one else has.

So far. Yeah. But because Rocco is homophobic, she's now in the devil verse. But then I heard John use the F-sler on a phone call with Kate Meany, which by John's definition would make him homophobic. I don't care. But by John's definition, that's what that would mean. Does that mean that John's mom's officially in the devil verse?

It sounds too logical. I don't know. There wasn't something wrong with those are the rules today. But yeah, no, no, no. When I did it, it was illegally recorded. Therefore, you can't talk about my mom being in the devil verse. Now, his mom's been a public figure since he was on The Tonight Show. So he has to really start defending his position about if he wants his mom in or out of the dabble verse. She keeps poking her head on to his podcast the other day, seeing if he's okay. She's a little bit of a star fucker. If you, if you, if you ask me, I have an example of that coming up

where she pokes her head into his stream and I'll just say this one thing I can pride myself on my mom's never been behind me on a podcast I've never had a podcast where my mom's house she's never at my house when I'm podcasting so I've somehow eluded this thing where my mom shows up on shows that I'm doing go figure I don't know about Chris's mom she was just your just your mom wife but that's, but that's different. That's different. That's very different. Which by the way, she's in the devil first. You can make fun of her, but you can't make fun of Joyce for looking like Danny DeVito. We got one day we're going to sit down and just write the book, right? All the handbook. All right. So now this is John talking to Kate's mom, Kate Meaney's mom. All right. So now this is John talking to uh Kate's mom, Kate Meaney's mom. I came to your daughter's defense. I

Couldn't have been a better friend to that slut. You call the daughter What did she do she stabbed me in the back? You know, I'm no fan of fatty pad, but he was right about one day Your daughter's a fucking slut and she's an idiot. That's two things Two words for you go fuck yourself. I Love that seven days ago. I mean Less than two weeks ago. He was ranting and raving in Las Vegas saying Patti get out here I'm gonna kick these shit out of you. You were calling Kate, meaning words and names and their mom and how he's going. All right. Fanny, Betty was right. She's a slut and an idiot. It's amazing how these things change. I also,

John says the funniest thing is he's not trying to. I mean, Howard pointed this out many years ago. He's only funny when he's not trying to be funny. Let's hear this again. I came to your daughter's defense. I couldn't have been a better friend to that slut. I couldn't have been a better friend to that slut. Well said, John. Good point. Hero of the sluts. Yeah, I know. And here we don't like you anymore I that's not us I guess it's our bad excuse me excuse me whore is that man bothering you all right so now he's gonna get into missy B this is one of his favorite targets and oh yeah John's mind and this is nuts even to a guy like John who's this stupid and deluded you would think he'd stop doing this thing where he says, Carl and surely have Missy B on their show and Missy B is an anti-Semite and therefore these people are in the wrong. And then people go,

well, you had quad father in your show for five and a half months, four or five times a week. And you knew what his politics were that he's a proud boy or whatever quad father is and there's nothing that I didn't know that I didn't know that like, well, no, you did. He talked about it a lot, but this is why he's thinks that Missy B is the worst person, but who cares? Missy B literally wished Adolf Hitler happy birthday and the shit wearer still has her on the show.

Professional comics stuttering John. Do you not realize that's a joke? Do you not? What do you think Missy B literally to a dictator who murdered a bunch of people who's now dead was like, I know you probably won't see this from heaven, but happy birthday. That's a joke, John. Fucking figure it out. And you can't gaslight your audience. They're not as stupid as you. I mean, you can't write this. Say like piggybacking on that.

He knows that saying the F word is a joke when, when Spicoli says it. Cause that was, that was a joke. Correct. But he doesn't understand it when somebody wishes the worst person that ever lived. Happy birthday. I know. Right. I'd love to see John watching the South Park episode with the motorcycle guys. Oh, yeah.

He'd be like, this is outrageous. How do they get away with it? Sounds like you how do you not understand humor in any single way? You can't be this dumb. She has Missy B and Pocky have tweeted out, I hate the FNNs and I hate the FNJs and shitway still has them on his show. That shows you what a coward and how greedy that the shit way is. All right. So I just want to do a quick fact-checking here. And you know, we used to have a rule on this show that was, Ain't no fact-checking.

But I gotta change it for this reason. John just said that Missy B tweets out that she hates the F&Js and hates the F&Ns. John, find that tweet. Missy B has never written that. Missy B is one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet in your life. I'm looking forward to hanging with her again in Rochester at DabbleCon. I was just chatting with her today about when they're getting into the town and what we're gonna be doing. She's a sweetheart of a person. Oh yeah. Do you think that she

would go on Twitter and write, I hate the Fing J's and I hate the Fing N's? Even if she really felt that way, she wouldn't do it. No! No one in their right on Twitter and write, I hate the effing J's and I hate the effing N's. Even if she really felt that way, she wouldn't do it. No, no one in their right mind would write that because it's not funny or witty or interesting. That would be the dumbest thing ever. But in John's mind, he's created this narrative that that's what Missy B is tweeting. Again, it's a false flag. It's this, it's propaganda.

It's like, well, if you guys believe that Missy B is the craziest racist who you've ever met in the world, then you must also think that she was a bad guy. Sure. Yes, john, you're right. You're right. Let's just make up shit about people. This is the thing that I was getting really irritated with Aaron and hold about. And I guess this is what dumb people do want to argue on the internet. They make shit up that you did. and then they're mad at that. Yeah, it's like well, Aaron was all upset with me for not admitting that I was wrong about his divorce.

That car was a fucking idiot. He's all into pro wrestling because he won't even admit that he was wrong and finally Keanu goes no. No, he did a couple weeks ago immediately when he found out that it was really you made it that he was wrong. Oh, yeah, but but but I'm mad. But I'm mad. I want to call him out for shit. So what else can I make up about him?

And ironically, he's bringing up Hitler and Missy B. But yeah, Hitler speeches were a lot like this. fabrication, correct the master. So he says something like, our country's fucked up. Okay, that's true. Yeah, and then there's something you could speculate on. And the problem is the gyps. Yes! Oh, okay, well that's the problem. You got my vote. We should probably eradicate those people, right?

Well, I don't want to eradicate people. Oh, guess what? They're not people. They're subhumans. Oh! Well, we kill rats, right? All right. I'm with ya. I get it. Yeah, they live in tunnels. This is insane. You're right. This is what John's doing. He's trying to gaslight his audience and use these propaganda to make his argument. It's like that's how you know you're wrong, John is you have to make things up about people to make you look better. Yeah, by the way, he

hates himself for painting himself in some sort of PC corner that he's been doing for the past five years or so, because he also said on his podcast that, Oh, they don't, they, they don't let you have any fun on these things referring to the fact that he was, he can't say the F word because it was a joke when he says it. So it's, it's all in good fun. And that's, he's saying that now they didn't, I want to take away my fun for saying the word. It's like, well, you gotta pick,

you gotta pick a lane. You're going to keep yourself as woke dad, where you, you have a life of, uh, defending people who can't defend themselves like black people and gay people and all those other people, the Jews, they can't defend themselves either. But, or you're going to be a comedian and you're able to like, you know, enjoy this freedom of speech that we all have. They were all able to say things in a joking manner. And, and, you know, we're pointing out the atrocities of the world.

And Anthony, I literally told him that when we had our one on one debate, I go, John, you gotta loosen up. Cause he was, that was when he was trying to get, he was calling me out for not censoring my discord server. It's like people are saying the N word in there. I'm like, whatever, not my problem. I didn't, I don't write that in my discord server. Other people are not my problem. It happens. I don't know what to tell you. And I go, Jen, you got to lighten up with this stuff. If you try to police speech, you're never going to win against the internet. There's always been people who are going to say things

you don't like and they might even do it to piss you off. Zen is so correct. He's painting himself into a PC corner. That's the best way to put it. He is Jack Nicholson at the end of a few good men. He wants to say he ordered the code red and he can't write. He wants to the EF slur on his show he does yeah and by the way flashy Vic he wrote curls convinced me I wasn't actually saying anything about the Jews it was it was a reference I was making to a producer Chris's point someone's gonna isolate that like subhuman but he goes on chilly shows they're doing a whole live show together are these dictators. I can't believe you saying that

Speaking of people who are baked What's up card up so I've done your fact-checking for you, okay, I searched missy B's Twitter, okay Yes, there is no tweet that says I hate the FNN's and the effing Jews So, you know what that means? What does that mean? She deleted it? Thank you for checking out that for us Alright, so now John goes into victim mode and again to your point Anthony like you got a pick a lane Again to your point Anthony like you got a pick a lane John's never sure if he's on the attack and he's got the SJ Army and you don't cross the Duke and watch what happens

We're gonna get into his SJ Army I got a couple clips on that coming up Carter which I'm glad you're here for that But is it that we can't fuck with you because you're the Duke and you're gonna to take us all down and you got all these allies or are you the victim? Why do you hate me so much? Lady K? What did I ever do to you? What did he ever do to me? Let's think about this. Well, he did strike my YouTube channel multiple times. He tried to get my patron taken down as I was just talking about. He tried to reach out to patron and said, you know, he's linking to his discord server and there's game rewards, the discord server. And then patron had to go through and look through every thread in the discord server. And eventually I had to like disconnect the two things in order to keep my Patreon. He's shown photos of my family. He's called my wife, everything you can possibly

think of. He slandered my guitar playing. All right. I wanted to get through the easy stuff first. He's not all wrong this fucking asshole Claims that he's a better guitarist than me. What did you ever do to me? Do you know how offensive that is to me John? He also gooch about my father for recovering from cancer, but the guitar thing It's really where I draw the line. It's fucked up a dare you act like you've never done anything to me Sorry, do you have him going through the top 100 guitar list? No I saw I saw him tweet about something that he's just like this list is wrong. It's like yeah, all these lists are wrong

Why what did he say? No, just it was like Keith Richards book police It's like he was just naming of rhyming off these Amazing great guitar players not like none of them them were Steve Vai like on the top. And like, I mean, I don't think Steve Vai was even on it, but it wasn't like a list of the most proficient guitar players. It was just the most probably the most influential guitar like Chuck Berry and right and what Richard's ever read

a riff that anyone remembers. It's like, yeah, no, it's the king of it. Did any tapping? Yeah, she belongs on the list. What did you ever write a riff that anyone remembers? Tapping yeah, she belongs on the list who is this Clapton? Alright, so This is another example with that cuz because technically he blows you away Carl without a doubt technically Yeah, pick a lane Carl, you know, you know my name, you know my world of I'm gonna call your mom Your son Anthony was saying the jobs are better cars to me time. All right, take it easy. I take it back. Thank you All right. So John's now goofing on

dabble con that we have coming up and I have to say I have to be live calm. I have to say, I have to give him. The BGBLive.com. Yes, I have to give him credit. Every now and again, John says something that's actually a very funny line. I don't think he knows it. I don't think he realizes it, but this is actually a good one.

Is that what it is? Is it just mere jealousy that makes you have to attack one person look at all you guys you guys are pathetic you have events all about me Your biggest guest at this double con is my couch cushions It's pretty good line. That is pretty good line right there your biggest guess is my couch cushions, and he didn't Pause or anything like that. He just kept going. I'm like, yeah, that's a funny joke

You finally got you finally got one there it is Yeah, but he doesn't you can tell he doesn't know he said anything funny because he doesn't do that stupid grin, correct He didn't he just kept going after that cuz he's mad. Yeah, he's mad, right? All right, so this is fun. He's talking about in Atlantic City. He was the biggest celebrity Who was hanging out and he talks about when he went to? Chad Zumuck and Gino Biscotti put on a stand-up show that was a little ways away from the Borgata some people went to and John claims that he was the biggest celebrity at that show.

And I can't believe he actually says this. I come to Atlantic City. Everyone's taking pictures with me. I come to the Gino Chad gig. Who's the biggest star in that room? Me. Who's everybody coming up to for pictures? Me. That's just how it works. I am a legend. Have you ever heard anyone declare that they are a legend before? No, but I've also never heard somebody give themselves their own nickname. I mean, there's a lot of things going on over here. A lot of, a lot of self-proclaiming things. A legend.

Yeah. I love that he goes, I'm a bit bigger star than Gino Biscante or Chad Zumach, okay Yep, very good. What else you got John? It's flashy Vic has it too. He was screaming today. There's a bigger star than Jeremy Piven That's not true. No, not because her arch was an amazing show. Yeah, no shit He's actually started movies. He was the fact that he starred in movies. He wasn't just the guy who yells, I masturbate a lot. Is it even a cameo?

And outside of John's hotel room, any video that I saw of him when he's not screaming that he's a celebrity to security, no one was near him. He seemed lost and alone. Oh, there were people who reported that he would walk around the bar at the Borgata waiting for someone to recognize him Probably because he needed a drink. I wait for someone to buy him a beer. I Have a watch it. That's it. That's an amazing thing to say right there. That's good. All right, so let's let's get back on me Let's talk about my issues

Fact why because I'm funny and I'm talented and you guys can't handle it It drives you all insane Lady K thinks he's a real broadcast. He's not he's a hack He doesn't know how to broadcast his voice is annoying. He laughs at his own jokes every fucking second Where is the talent, I ask you. Where? Now you might have a biased opinion, John. My voice does suck though.

This is on the heels of what did I ever do to you? You're doing it again, you asshole! He can never stop himself, it's so crazy. He's like, oh, I've never done this, it's been nice to these people. No. Actually, that's not true. Also, he says we can't handle it. I like funny people.

I like talented people. I can handle it. Yeah. This whole thing where we're jealous of him. He's got to drop that because that's the only thing that keeps him going in his life. Oh, they must be jealous of me. We're not. Nobody I know would change places with Stuttery John Melendez. That would be a nightmare. No one even the quad father would not trade places with starring John. I think that's true. I think you're right He's just like yeah, I should have bagged job, but at least about you

Man would stay I think you're right about that because he wants to be the laughing stock of the internet Right, but also he also thinks he's qualified as a professional broadcaster with his transatlantic voice, that come across the waves and transatlantic. I know that's getting too close to home with this kid, but, but seriously, like, like there's a transatlantic, do you hear what I'm saying? Okay. All right. Yeah.

Whatever she's on the. It's right. Yeah. Yeah. He does. But whatever she's on the it's true. That's true. That's why you're here to kind of like pick up the slide. He has no, he has no bearings. He, he's a guy who got lucky because he had a stutter. He, uh, he ended up like forest gump being, uh, just on his way through history by, by a series of mishaps. And now he's mad because now he's at a point where he has to really kind of find his own work and he can't do it. So he's calling the FBI on people's mothers. This is where, this is where we've come. Here's a word I don't think I've ever used before, or at least not in a long time. I'm

talking about centering John. he was over employed and over employed is a real thing where people find themselves in a position that they cannot perform at. And so he was ranting and raving today. Someone said he got fired from the night show. He was like, I never got fired. No, but you got demoted multiple times. You were the announcer and then you were a writer and then you were a writer with less pay. So he, his pay just kept going down and down and down because he was over employed. So when he talks about the fact that like I was the first Stuttering announcer for the night show, no one thought that was a good idea in hindsight.

Everyone regrets that now. So I mentioned before that, yeah, I mentioned before that John's fighting this war at too many fronts and he's got to choose his battles, but instead he gets Chad Zumach involved for no fucking reason. Now I ask you, I heard through the grapevine that Chad Zumach was trashing me. Could somebody get me to tape? Now I have said very kind things about Mr. Zumuck. So please tell me if it's true that Chad was trashing me. I wanna know, and I wanna know now. So do me a favor, I want it now.

Yeah, right. And he says, give me the tape, and then follows that with, just tell me. He. I want it now. Yeah, right and he says give me the tape and then follows that with just tell me It's all over the place Sorry, I was muted when you're talking to nitro stuff. Do you have any of the clips of him talking about the night show? Is this from today? This is from today. Yeah, so he was he was talking talking about why he failed At the end and it wasn't his fault. Yeah, it was because they put him in the crowd at the end and it wasn't his fault. Yeah, it was because they put him in the crowd. Jay couldn't, Jay didn't know when I was yelling stuff, he didn't know where he was coming from.

But did you hear him claim that his correspondence pieces had the highest ratings? Doesn't make any sense. Any of the corres- what, how do they get ratings on a segment? You don't. It's not like people tune in, they're just like, alright, what time is the John segment gonna be? Cause then I'll tune in, then I gotta go right back to the news. It doesn't make any sense, but that's what he does. He just brags about shit. He just makes it up.

And if you look back at his, his, uh, all his time that he was on the air, a lot of it was just him being demeaned. It was him getting his hair cut off. It was him in a, in a stupid bathing suit, him dressed as Wendy, him in an ice bath. I mean, it's not like, you know, you can really see a lot of his writing skills. He was the stunt boy. He's always been foot five and a half dork playing as Shaquille O'Neal. Right. But Carl just like fucking lean into it then be like, admit I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy.

I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy.

I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy.

I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a five foot, five and a half dork playing as Shaquille O'Neal. Right. But Carl just like fucking lean into it. Then be like, Hey, listen, you know, I was funny on the show. They made me funny. Like I looked ridiculous on the show. I earned every fucking penny I had as a performer on that show. Don't tell me you're a fucking comedy writer. Don't tell me that you were sitting down with these guys at three o'clock in the morning going alright guys We got to get the cold open going we got on you know it's it's not true

Any of those things the devil verse would not exist I Know I mean if I'm grateful for that me too if you had any self-awareness if he sat down one time I was just like guys that wasn't the best part of the Howard Stern show, obviously, but I enjoyed my role on there. I was mostly a phone screener, but I had some good bits. Be like, oh, okay, moving on. Fair enough. All right, we'll find someone else. Yeah, right. But he'll never say that. He'll never think that way. The other thing too, that whole Chad's, you might think is I heard he was trashing me because somebody sent me the tape. There there was I love how short John's memory is. John did that show with Chad were surely in the gang.

We're feeding him all these fake Venmo's and Chad's pretending he's making all this money and they were just goofing on John the entire time. And then we did a victory lap episode. It was me, Anthony, Coo, me, I think 14 joined us. I'm not mistaken. We were all out there on Uncle Rico goofing on John. Like there's a long history of Chad goofing on you, John. But I've said nice things about him recently.

Doesn't matter, none of that matters. I don't know why you think that matters. Muttering Jay is in his inner circle. What are you talking, like, why are you surprised? It's one of his top three friends is Muttering Jay. I have that clip coming out, don't you worry. But first we gotta talk about Felicia now

Felicia has been on MLC for the past few months and apparently John decided to reach out to her since he said New Yorkers is like hey you want to get drinks and John was hoping to pull that off on the DL But Felicia's just like, holy shit, Kevin, you won't believe who reached out to me to get drinks. So now John's very upset with her for outing him. Felicia had to open her big jaw trap to Brennan. John wants to take me out.

Why do you do that, Felicia? I'll tell you why, so Brennan can trash me You are smart enough to know That by saying that gives Kevin another reason to trash me. Yeah, that's why she did it. You're not that stupid Yeah, no, she don't think I am going to fall for that. I doubt she's even Italian. I'm way smarter than you Oh boy, I hate to say it. I'm smarter than everybody in this fucking dabble burst. That's a fact. Jack. So drinks are off the table. I guess. Achieve the academics achievements that I have the academic achievements. I could not do it. None of you can ace the sea best. Uh, watch me. That was his first thing. None of us can ace the sea best. He's smarter than all of us.

Smarter than Felicia smarter than all of us. He's smarter than Felicia, smarter than all of us. So I grabbed a couple of example questions from the sea best. Listen to this. Rob uses one box of cat food every five days to feed his cats. Approximately how many boxes of cat food does he use per month? 30 divided by five.

I'm gonna go with 6 okay is it multiple choice yep oh good it's a multiple choice here's another one you ready for this Tara can develop two rolls of film in about 18 minutes at this rate how long will it take her to develop eight rolls of film I got one John uses one bag of cat litter per year. After three years, how many bags of cat litter will Johnny's like? That's literally the questions that are on the sea bass and just like no one else could do this. We all can. Yeah. Maybe not ready to veto, but most

of us could do this. It's not that difficult. All right. So this is what Cardiff was talking about. John is going to unleash. Watch out Felicia. Wow. You should not have crossed the Duke. Don't think that my, my fans are not going to pull fucking unleash on you. You actually betrayed your biggest supporter in the double verse and the Duke and the real goat. So now he's telling his listeners to go after people, which thank God this guy does not have real power. Could you imagine if he actually did have a following of people?

Oh, like the kiss army. That would be massive. That would be a tough call for people. But he believes that he actually has people who are helping him. And later on, he explains who those people are That's what I'm gonna do. I Handle everything in a very meticulous manner You have no idea the organization I have behind me

Dustin and dabbling Dan and the rest of my supporters dirty deeds you name it hit man Dan where an army three super chatters and a guy with the high school with and I love it dirty deeds made the list it was just five days ago he's like dirty deeds that we're not friends yeah I'm out of the dirty deeds business what the fuck it's going on could on? Could you imagine thinking you're intimidating people by going, I got Dabbling Dave, I got Hitman Dan, Dirty Deeds, like people that don't really know their names. It's insane.

But when you take these guys on a date with you, you really solidify your relationship. That's true. That's very true. Do you guys have Uncle Rico tonight? Yeah, in about five minutes. Okay. I got a couple more clips. Can you hang or do I let you go?

Yeah, fuck them. Have a good time. I appreciate it, buddy. Thank you. Like they need me on that show. Let's be honest. I was going to leave the show and go do Uncle Rico. Can you guys hang and finish this up?

All right. So this is the example of John's poor mother. This woman is John says, 87 years old. She's a saint and she has to deal with this. This is her bringing John like male up to his room while he's ranting like a lunatic because he was a success and you are a failure. Neil Brennan eclipsed you a long time ago and your brother Neil doesn't talk to you and your father wouldn't even tell you that he loved you. Thank you mom. So you know, a thousand and seven in the room, Pinky. I love these going and your mom never told you that she loved you and you're a loser and hey mom. Thanks

Yeah, don't set that right there. That's my Fucker can I get some milk? What should she be thinking about this I Can't wait till he croaks It'd be one thing if hey mom just put on an act is in my show But you know he's ranting and raving about this throughout the day Well, he doesn'tanting and raving about this throughout the day. Well, he doesn't turn this off. No, she literally said on the, uh, when she was bringing him the coffee,

you're killing me, John. Yeah. You're killing me. He's like, mom, give me some coffee with ice cubes in it. And she's like, you want ice cream coffee? No, Bob coffee with ice cubes. And then she brings it. He's like, no crema. She's like, oh yeah, I didn't. Do you need creamers? Like, no coffee with ice kids and then she brings it. He's like no crema. She's like, oh yeah, I didn't. Do you need creamers? No, it's fine. He's such an asshole. He's such a piece of shit. Well, his recipe

is as a child, it was his father probably called him a moron and punched him and his mother coddled him. So this is this is what you get out of that. This is this is the guy, a 60 ish year old man who, who's going to be living there probably for the rest of his life with his mother.

Is he at Joyce's house or his mom's house? I thought he was at Joyce's house. No, what's his mom's been there all week. But she's always showing up in the background. So yeah, I don't know. I think he's at his mother's house. Yeah, you're probably right. So he's probably there for for the long haul if he's in like a guest room or something Alright, so now John's talking about making a deal with Patrick Melton now as you know John was gonna fight Melton in Vegas, but he decided to go to his house at the time that Melton said he wouldn't be home He was home all Friday

Most of the day Saturday and He had to leave Saturday to go to, California That's when John decided to show up But John's a tough guy and he's got an idea of how to get a rematch going So in the middle from Vegas to New York, I would say I don't know, Iowa Illinois let's meet in Illinois, let's meet in Illinois. Okay. Let's meet sounds like fun.

Yeah, in Rockford, Illinois. That's where the last show of my band opening up the Ted Nugent happened in Rockford, Illinois. Let's meet there and I'll rock your fucking face. Okay. I'll fly. You fly. We meet after our meeting. I'll pay for your fat fuck flight back. One seat for you. One seat for your hunchback. Okay. Deal. I'll do it. I don't care. There's no fear in my eyes. I love that. There's no fear in my eyes for this ridiculous thing I just made up that of course you wouldn't. That'd be like if I came on my eyes. I love that there's no fear in my eyes for this ridiculous thing I just made up that of course you wouldn't that'd be like if I came on my show and I'm like hey Brock

Lesnar you want to fight me come to my house. Do I look afraid of you Brock Lesnar? Yeah, because I know it's not gonna happen. That's why there's no fear. It's ridiculous. You're gonna meet him in Illinois somewhere to fight? And then pay for his flight. And then pay for his flight back. It's a stupid. Now let me just add some common sense here because the first thing I thought of when I the paper is. It's a stupid. Now, let me just add some common sense here because the first thing I thought of when I when I heard this was I

think a flight from New York City to Las Vegas might be a little cheaper than a flight from New York to Rockford, Illinois. Yeah, we're flying from Rockford back to Las Vegas for Fatty Patty and his hunchback. It's a great point.

I was thinking the same thing. I'm like, what do we, we're driving to Iowa to meet up and then I went, and then he goes, no, we'll fly. And I'm like, well, then just fly to Vegas. You know where he lives. It's 199 bucks, Max. John is a child on every single level. I'm going to come and meet you and we'll fight.

And then I'll show you who's the best. And again, I've said this before, if John did fight Patrick Melton or Tuki or Julie or me and he won the fight what would that change what could that possibly change about anything he's he's living changes yeah he's living the outsiders and the the Rockford Illinois is the park to for Johnny all right here's one more clip and then I wanted you to see this I'm living the outsiders and the Rockford, Illinois is the park. Do for Johnny. All right, here's one more clip and then I wanted you to see this. I'm glad you're still hanging out because for sure John, as you just heard him

brag, he's got a thousand viewers and then all of a sudden his view count goes up like 1700. So it's obvious someone's buying viewers and he knows he knows who's doing that. So they'll they'll probably they'll those buying views now because he when he says that, by the way, I should imagine he knows who's doing that. So Dildo's buying views now. When he says that, by the way, I should mention he's talking about producer Joe. Right, our Joe. From the Uncle Rico show, yeah.

So Dildo's buying views now. Cause he's so pissed that I have real views. Now it's up to 1700. Dildo now is realizing that I am fucking eclipsing the shitware, so now he's gotta buy views to try and make it look like I'm buying views The only problem is my hands are here Nobody's buying views for me You all watch in the chat my my very slow increase

There was no buying of use and Phil though I could read your mind because you're an idiot and it's so easy to just get into that idiotic mind because I I know how an idiot well now this makes me look like an idiot Self he goes I know you did it cuz you're an idiot and I know idiots think shit said that By the way, none of that made any fucking sense at all I love that he thinks that uncle Rico show show of the Shoei Network is buying viewers for him to make him look like he's buying viewers.

How does that make any sense at all? He's talking about it. My hands are here. We know you're not buying. We know you don't know how to do that. And my wallet is empty. Yeah, we know you don't know how to do that, John. Log Cabin Larry can tell us.

You got to give him at least an hour's notice before you buy viewers. That's right. Exactly. Yeah. Especially how we work at our place. We're constantly buying viewers and constantly not getting paid for the show, especially when there's 15 people working for the Julie network. We don't want to get paid. We want to spend all that money on buying stuttering John viewers. That's how it works. And it's worth it just, just to stick it to John. Like you can live in poverty for years, but as long as you're sticking it to John, it makes it all worthwhile. So people should go bounce over and check out, uh, Anthony Zenhouser on the uncle Rico show.

You guys have been doing a great job lately documenting stuttering John on the dabble verse. Well, thank you. I've been writing, I've been writing for the show for years now. And I think it's a credit to, you know, credit to me. Bob, then say this, but salty. He's like, Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. I'll do that. Thank you. Pass it. Don't so I'm fat now. Yeah, that's the notes over. So subscribe to the Shulie network. Hit the notifications for the uncle Rico show. What's your guys

schedule now? I know you're doing summer hours. So yeah, we do a Rico Wednesday through Sunday. Sometimes we were not doing it Saturday, but we have shows on Saturday and then we do BS on Friday mornings at nine AM. Uh, we also do bonus shows Monday on Tuesday. You can find the tier one and tier two shows. So yeah, it's every day pretty much. Awesome. I thought you guys were taking some time off. I was wrong. What kind of fucking day?

The guy doesn't want to take a day off work. Bah humbug. I know. Jesus Christ. All right. Well, Zen, thank you so much for coming on W ATP and we'll see you in Rochester in August. I'll see you in Rochester. Looking forward to the

roast man. I think all you guys are going to be on it, right? So it's going to be a lot of fun. Chris, you're hysterical, man. You got to get on that roast. Okay. Thank you. You know, whatever. You know where it's at. Log cabin, Larry, you think that's what I got for you. Oh, I can't wait. Larry, you think that's bad? Wait till you see what I got for you. Oh, I can't wait. Been excited all fucking year for this. What's going on? All right.

It's gonna be fun. It's your band by then. He might. All right. See Anthony. Take care. Yeah. Just real quick to finish up at some point, someone brings up Jim Norton to John.

And I didn't get a chance to research this. Maybe you'll know Cardiff, but someone said that Jim Norton to John. And I didn't get a chance to research this. Maybe you'll know Cardiff, but someone said that Jim Norton was saying like, he can't believe what John looks like these days and how far he's fallen or something like that. I don't know. It probably was. If someone said a comedy made on Jim and Sam today, I doubt that they were talking about John and Jim and Sam today. But I doubt it too, because they usually take the high road on that sort of thing. Like the one time they did it was when Voss was there.

And even then Jim was just like, Oh yeah, I know those guys. Yeah, that's cool. You know, I just taking the high road. So then Sam, not so much, but no, Sam's great. So then, uh, John decides to text Jim Norton. He's like, no, Jim would never say that about me. He loves me. He's the best guy. In fact, I should go on Jim and Sam. I'm in New York. So he texts Jim while he's on the show and he says, you know, I, let me know if I should go on Jim and Sam. I'm in New York So he texts Jim wise on the show and he says, you know, I let me know if I can come on Jim and Sam. We'll see To see if Jack goes on Jim and Sam that would be one of the greatest things to happen There's so many people calling into the show. Oh, yeah

It would be great if they had me on as well. Yeah See if I could chase him off dude, I actually reached out because I'm friendly with Jim, you know, we talk some stuff from time to time. So I did reach out to him and said, you know, great job with boss and talk about the dabble verse. And we were going back and forth a little bit. And I was just like, by the way, if you ever want me to come on and explain the dabble verse, I'd be happy to. And that's when the cricket started. He wants nothing to do

with the devil verse and stuttering John talk on the jib and Sam show he's not looking to open up that lid anytime soon which I understand makes sense he had to deal with the pasts and things yeah I guess I heard if I was you if Howard Stern would talk about stuttering down to the devil verse it'd be the best thing he could possibly do. There'd be so many eyeballs on that. It'd be amazing. Oh, Howard says not going to be a fan of me after today. What'd you do? Oh man. Yep. I've got a, I've got a tweet out today about Howard Stern has got 150,000 views right now. Well, what did you tweet about Stern? What's going on beth beth posted a picture of Howard and like a cowboy hat and I'm like the transition to Don Imas is complete

Yeah, wow, but they're done. I think I think I think today was their last show till September Okay, yeah, so they're going to Italy. Yeah, oh cool. Oh, I know he's bitching about that Howard was Everything's a fucking chore for this billionaire. I Mean I can't even imagine what the travel would be like what the accommodations would be like everything is perfect and immaculate It's just like oh and then Beth wants to go to Italy. I guess I gotta go. Yeah, what a grind fucking asshole Speaking of assholes. I'm kidding Annie. What's happening? Hey everyone. Hello. How you doing? I'm doing pretty good. And you know, I kind of agree with what you were saying if they got involved in it

They would be kind of you know the the dabble verse is a huge vortex and once you start it's hard to Not pay attention to everything that's going on. That's true. No, that is very true. It's very addictive. And it is exploding lately. Like I can't find a show that isn't talking about centering John right now. I was late to work because of Melton's fucking show.

I know, I know. Melton, I watched that whole thing last night. I couldn't stop. Oh, it's ridiculous. All right. Let's find out who said it shall we now we we don't have a huge staff of people here So I don't like our chance at the spread Zen house or when I got anything ready stupid I was hoping you'd be here for this game. So I was gonna say like, you know, most of these people, right? But whatever we'll figure it out

most of these people, right? But whatever, we'll figure it out. Welcome to who said it, the official podcast game on W ATP brought to you by patreon.com slash card of electric and the card of electric YouTube channel. Subscribe today. Oh, sorry, Carl and co host what just happened? Roche just made a a good point would John even be allowed in serious XM I'm glad you said that cuz I was actually I guess you have to stretch it by that too Yeah, isn't John banned from serious xm for suing the company. I don't know that gets you banned I know there's two people who are not allowed in that building one of them is Greg Opie Hughes One of them is Anthony Kumia Artie Lang might be on that list too

now that I think about it. Oh, and definitely Bob Levy is. All right, there's four people I know who are not allowed in that building. No, Artie was back in. Artie was in the Opie show. Artie, yeah, you're right, Artie was on Opie show. So Artie's probably fine.

So yeah, it's just Bob Levy, Anthony Kumia, and probably Opie. I don't know if suing the company, I would imagine they wouldn't want him around imagine they'd be a little Sour on John, but it was such a hilarious suit. Maybe they do want him around fucking idiot In the Cardiff electric YouTube channel subscribe today Okay, Carl and co-host

Who said it it our first entry who said it That's what a true man does Who said it? one That's what a true man does. I am gonna go with Stuttering John Melendez would say you producer Chris, uh, Tommy, the alien, Annie, Chad, sumac two, three. Anyway, getting back to it. Yes. I love you, Tammy Pascatelli. Yes, I do too. So then I say to Bob, you know,

look, uh, you know, if you're not dating her anymore, it's okay if I ask her out That's what a true man does. Yes I wasn't sure what Chad was on the screen That's a W for Lady K right there and Bob's hole. I love my eclipse where there's two. Yeah I know We don't know it's how it happens That's I love that. This is John telling the story of him trying to fuck Bob's wife Two. Yeah, I know. We don't know until it happens. That's I love that this is John telling the story of him trying to fuck Bob's wife. And it literally said that's what a true man does.

So that's all that's sort of bad friend does. Yeah. I love you, Tammy Pascatelli. Yes, I do too. So then I say, you know, look, uh, you know, if you're not dating her anymore, it's okay if I ask her out. This was a bad period for him. This was his Quaker Oats period. He's like, I'm growing it out. And then finally we all boy did him into cutting his hair again.

That's what a true man does. And Bob's whole beef is, well, I didn't even call to ask about his health. Well, Chad, I didn't know he got into a car accident. I didn't know any of this shit. Wow. Now seeing this through the lens that I know, John definitely knew that. Going back to his old episodes, he talked about the fundraiser that GoFundMe for Bob Levy. We just listened to it on a recent, what do I call that, series that we're doing on our Patreon? Ha ha ha ha.

Facts check it. Living in the past. Living in the past with Stuttering John Moana's. That's funny, so now he pretends he didn't even know that Bob was in the car. He always acts like no one can check up on this. I know, he's so bad at this. Our next entry.

Each one would be able to recognize when the other is having a stroke. Who said it? Ray DeVito I'm going to go with. What do you think, producer Chris? Don't Andy, just pick one. Kevin Brennan, alright, what do you think, Annie? Opie.

Alright. One, One two three. I think Joe Biden is the perfect Democrat to take on Donald Trump because both Donald Trump and Joe Biden are so gaff-prone that each one will be able to recognize when the others having a stroke That Joe base no sense good Paul card of Tom Myers was the answer My environmental plan is the same environmental plan as the one that AOC proposed except I use rockabungle lot and durable larkin. And now I can't feel the right side of my body. Nevermind. Yeah, the tags are unnecessary. Dude, our next entry.

He actually got a pop from that dumb punchline. The crowd noise. Yeah. I think people just like that think it's not even a room. He's in the bar Yeah, it's telling jokes to people's backs. Where did you find that Cardiff? Pretty sure on his YouTube channel. Oh, it's gotta be recent right he's talking about those 2016 first 2020 then what 2020 yeah, okay. I Must be right off the boat stupid I'm gonna go with Opie on this one. What do you think producer grass? Yeah, we got a bet the spread

Go Tommy. Oh you wanted to go. Oh, yeah, I did Annie John okay one two three John okay one two three What I'm like I must be stupid like I must be straight up right I might be right off the boat stupid Why? Why I'm so I'm so naive and gullible I always I always I should just trust my instincts I was like here we go book and Gino even though you and Gino are friends book and Gino That's a problem. This is a cuz you're gonna get me in trouble and I didn't know you're gonna be late

Wow, that's a different time That is a different time Kevin Brennan talking to Gino Biscotti on misery loves company Kevin really has gone through More friends than anyone I've ever known in my entire life just in the last six years. It's pretty incredible what he's done. What, John? John never had real friends. Yeah. That was misery loves company because it looked interesting because Kevin, I don't know, looks semi-professional instead of having like a, no offense to Cardiff, a stupid

Xbox gaming headset Yeah, I think this is when they were both working for compound together, so maybe they had access Oh, that says a lot real microphones or something. They're doing a show. That's funny Yeah, John has gone through a lot of co-hosts not any friends though You know like I think that a lot of people who have had a falling out was Kevin myself included wishes. They didn't who would rather just be fun with the guy and do shows together. But but everyone that does leave John John thought they were

friends. Correct. That is true. And I didn't know you're going to be late. Our next entry you could live in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife like that song. Oh fuck, I know I've heard this one before. I'm gonna go OP. I can't remember who said it. What do you think, Producer Chris? Name of the game. Zumak. Zumak, what do you think Annie?

Ray DeVito. Ray DeVito does like song lyrics. That's a pretty good guess. Zumumaq would not even know song lyrics. But like, I see myself out. Are you probably going to beat me? Who said it? One, two, three. They're lying. Are you stupid?

Because so that's the least bad thing about being famous is they make document. Who cares if they make a fucking documentary about about you can live In a fucking beautiful house with a beautiful wife like that fucking like that song anyway What's the what's the name of the band? Talking or five. Yeah, literally what you are Talking pink heads fucking a lot of breaded going on today card and what's going on even going back to the back catalog I'll see

There's a lot there. Yeah, I know quite the he's got quite the potential prolific. Yeah So what's the score right now card if it's three to one yeah, so we can't possibly win Me like I did a bonus round or something our final entry Let's see who wins the lie detector Who said it? I mean, I want to say kevin

Fucking kevin brennan. What do you think? Uh, sj. What do you think annie? Uh opi again One two three Used to be good-looking. Oh come on, and then I think I think he goes to me after that What am I supposed to how big is we should they're always saying hook me up to a lie detector and uh In Atlantic City, I say you hook up Bob, Kevin and Patrick. Let's make this interesting. Let's see who wins the lie detector.

Of course it was fucking Chad. Oh, the balls on this guy. Since I'm such the liar and I'm always lying nonstop, but these three dudes piling on me, let's see who's lying and who's not lying. How about that? How about that? How about that grammy? That's all for this time

Now, you know Who said it? Sit eugene sit good dog Good job cardiff Well, congratulations, congratulate cardiff undefeated noated you're not defeated today fucker that's Michael said two out of five congrats congrats on that congrats congrats on that

alright we got to move on with our lives right now any other any reviews you have for us yeah there's a couple of new ones that finally came in but I'm only going to read one today because it's kind of long Thank you Carl is a wish hoarding burger goblin In recent episodes burger goblin carl has gotten into the habit of granting patrons and fans wishes Wearing their material offerings from burger hats to napping queen sleeping masks. Yet no hamburger pants that were gifted prior in good faith were included. The host

is very clearly being petty and cruel just for the heck of it. Burger Goblin Carl then roars, exposing his tusks and bugged teefs aggressively to his co-hosts while cackling manically at the misfortunes of former celebrity radio personalities who are struggling with mental health issues. Paul the Burger Goblin needs to either grant those hoarded wishes he's clearly holding over the heads of his good patrons, or just pick up his mandolin as he clip-clops his chicken leg club feets into the sub sunset What's the name of the reviewer on that one?

skinny chad zumock, yeah I saw him in the chat a little while ago and I went fuck I still haven't done that thing I told him I would do i'm so sorry. I'm so far behind on Life, please tell me at least gave us five stars with that uh No It was one jesus Okay, hold on skinny chance. You like i'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm gonna do it. I'm sorry Yeah, you can edit those reviews so maybe he'll change it to five later

Okay, well we'll do what we gotta do. We got to make it right Okay, that idea hopefully we'll do what we got to do. We got to make it right. Look at that. Yeah. Hopefully we'll see it. Devil con too. Yes. August 16th and 17th. Come with Carlson to be live.com. Who will he be this time? That's a good question because he was blind. Mike last time I saw him at the company. Skinny blind. Like skinny, blind. Very good. All right. Skinny blind Mike. Very good. All right. Count photographer calling in.

Carl, count photographer, did Vinny and his wife divorce? Because she's kind of hotter than all the other women in this entire tablovers universe. So I think they are all facing steep competition. Vinny's just catching up to her so that she doesn't leave him. That's what I would assume or is it the other way? Is it not a spike that he's losing weight? Uh we need some details. Okay, go fuck yourself. Alright. So, he's decided that the reason why Vinny's losing weight is because his hot wife left him. I would imagine it's an

ultimatum. If you might guess. I think they're still together. But what's wrong with wanting to lose weight? Why don't you have Chris Holmes chat on the screen? I wanted to promote that I was actually on his podcast today for an emergency episode covering John Aaron Imholt and Eric July drama. Oh shit. We went for like an hour and 20 minutes talking about the all that crap and just covering it briefly.

What's the podcast it is the conspire theory podcast on youtube and his at is at PSY Chris one all right Chris one check out conspire a theory podcast on youtube and uh how is Vinny losing weight again suck at me one stars over there Yeah, I know there's a lot of people saying that but he's losing way I've seen very little evidence of it, but he claims it's true. I think he's been I don't think he's taking those up. Kind of Paulino Zempik. I know. I know.

I get it. Yo, what's up? Hey, I want to talk about steel toes math here. It's kind of weird. He's very concerned and very upset that Nick Krakata's kids came up positive for cocaine. Right. At the same time, he also is very mad that he would have his kids over there with them too. So is he going to make sure, is he going to have his test kids hair tested to find out what happened

with them? You think he would do that? Probably not. It's a fucking fake ass piece of shit. All right, bye. That's a good point. So the nine year old daughter of Nick tests positive for cocaine with a hair follicle drug test. And Aaron was bringing his kids over to hang out with their kids all the time. So you got to think the nine year old probably buddied up with whatever his oldest is. Sure. And so they were hanging out. Do they think, do you think they have the correct etiquette? Like do they break out for each other? Yes!

Take turns? Yes, I think so. Do you think a nine-year-old just like keeps all the coke for themselves? They're not paying for it. Okay, well that's part of it. That's when you go on a spree. Yes, you're right. You're just like, I think that children want to show off. They're like looking at how much coke I can do They're like can I do some of that like I if you can I don't know we'll see yeah

You think the testing is like a competition yeah All I do know is if Aaron did test his kids for cocaine he would do it on Instagram Because his Instagram is all about his kids right now Because his Instagram is all about his kids right now After the arrests all of a sudden his kids are all over his Instagram And it's all to rub it in Nick's face and Kayla's face that he has his kids and they don't Disgusting he is disgusting. He really is Man or Matt calling in man or Matt send us some nice gifts in the mail. Thank you for that No calls man. I'm not

Just listen to recent episode great stuff with a Stuttering John man that guy I love that came Kate Meany was fucking with him with those texts, but I wish Stuttering John would do it live as he's driving, like Elisa Giordano type shit, real life stuff. But it would be documented that he got into a skull-induced car accident or something. That'd be pretty rad. Also, side note, what do you think of the new Pearl Jam album, Dark Matter? I'm curious. Later.

Cardiff, what do you think about the new Pearl Jam album? It's definitely a Pearl Jam album. Like it's- It's got heavier from the other stuff they've done. Yeah, I liked it. All right, I heard the single that came out, I haven't read it yet. Any of the other songs yet, I'm the worst. I gotta get out of there. I heard the single that came out. I haven't heard it yet. Any of the other songs yet.

I'm the worst. I got to get out of that. I liked the song that came out though. I thought it was a good song. I don't think any of them are going to end up in my rotation, but it's a good album. Okay. I tapped out after, uh, what was the third album called? Third?

It was 10. I was thinking it. It was 10 and then verses. 11, 12. And then Dennis Michael says Aaron's kid does coke and can't sing. Sounds like David Lee Roth. Very good. Very good. USA says sharing is one of the first things you teach a child. So I'm sure she shared good. I would agree with you on that Duran Duran Practice if you got to do all your all your band covers of rubbery isotopes with the with the Duran Duran songs

You gotta do Duran Duran Duran Duran practice There's no another guy over there was bland practice and practice. I think hand practice vitality is the album. Thank you very much. The greater good. No, why the drool blank on that one? So obviously BPG is going to be upset about these new guys calling in with their new catch phrases. I have $1,000. If anybody can give me the name of bland practice guy or another thousand dollars, if somebody can give me the name of the practice guy or another thousand dollars, if someone can give me the name of sand practice guy,

she's in the cysts are being sent out coming down the pike. Come back. He is litigious to you know, watch out for bad friends guy. He'll fuck you up. So I like that he responded to that. Oh, so we're talking about woke dad being a superhero. He were covered with different names that he could be as a superhero. And I think one of them was the Incredible Sulk. Hey, Carl. It's Incredible Sulk and I've been listening to your show and you've been making me so angry. I'm gonna so I'm gonna so cold. You're such a meanie, Carl. I have to physically

collect myself now and go to my food truck. The coffee truck broke down. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to

my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm gonna go to my food truck. I'm and go to my food truck. The coffee truck broke down and the flame games that used to work with me all quit because I just can't do anything else to be more DEI friendly. I'm trying not to fall. All right. Very, very good. The incredible song calling into the show. You wouldn't like me when I'm sad. That's funny. All right. So we had a gay listener call in to talk about

the Kiki podcast that we recently reviewed. Hey, club foot motherfucker. I, as you're one of your only gay listeners, I thought I would weigh in on the Kiki podcast. Context. As you guys review trans podcasts, I find them hilarious. I love sitting around and going, ha ha ha ha ha, look at these weird artists and laughing at them. And then you play this one. And you've played gay podcasts before,

but you've never played one that went into douching like that, and granted, I'm a top, don't really have a lot of experience douching, but I was horrified to realize don't really have a lot of experience doing, but I was horrified to realize that the community that I come from is not much better. It's made me reevaluate my life. I'm sad now.

Thank you, fuck you, bye. I'm surprised by this because I would think he would have listened to that episode and been like, I can't believe the work that goes into not getting shit on my dick I feel like appreciate that but apparently took a very different angle on it and went oh jeez is what these people are talking about cleaning up their assholes so we're gonna have butt sex say thank you yeah yeah right that was an important episode way better than don't forget to vote for Democrats. I know we knew that I had to see that to clean my asshole out That's the important thing here

Mondays calling in hey Carl, it's Mondays and I want to wait on the Johnny eight ball thing I do agree. We shouldn't call him that let's call me Johnny no balls because he's a giant fucking pussy fuck you John Yeah, and also calling in to see when you're gonna Get me on the show, bro. I've been calling it for a couple years Well, I should try to chat to that Bacan. All right Sounds good. Letting Paco on the show is a biggest mistake The fuck is Paco on this show I think calling it like damn it thing bring back did you bro? No, God.

Hey, Heidi. Hey, Carl. It's Jeremy again. Hey, listen, the Daniel Alexander stuff got me thinking. I was on Facebook Marketplace and I saw a pretty inexpensive mobile coffee truck. I'm thinking, hey, it'd be great to have a competing truck up next to his. Now, my initial thought was something that was super mega and half the price of all his stuff. And see how that worked out. But now, I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. The direction we need to go is even further left, more liberal than Daniel Alexander to make him feel inferior.

I'm thinking like a truck that promotes polygamy and Nambla and the forced gender reassignment of animals and stuff like that. Tranimals, whatever that is. Just something that makes them feel super inferior. Now that's a good idea. Yeah. I don't know why.

Thank you. Fuck you. That's very funny because I would have thought the same thing at first. Like, oh, we'll do a MAGA truck, but they'd still be like, Oh, fuck these assholes. But if you went in there and you were even more liberal than him, like, Oh shit, make coffee great again. I'm doing this. How wrong over here. I like the idea. I think that's funny. Anxious Andy calling into the show. What's up, girl? This is it's a anxious Andy calling once again. I know fucked up situation, but it might make you laugh. But I have a wisdom tooth that I'm about to

get pulled and it's infected. My face is swollen. So it's hard to laugh. I'm on the way to surgery. And I'm like pissed off at you guys because Chris has got me laughing so goddamn hard, bro. This that motherfucker he said, he said the gay indians are called gendians the motherfucker said gendian so as much as it hurts to laugh like i can't help the laughter this is probably one of the funniest fucking episodes he said the nigger said his his boy lips what the fuck fuck you girl love you guys all. Don't listen to the show if you have broken ribs or if you're getting dental surgery. Or if you're John.

I didn't say kindians. That was Jody B. Oh, good job Jody B. Oh, he even wrote that in the discord already. I said kindians. Alright. I like that whenever there's funny jokes, everyone just assumes it was probably Chris. This has happened multiple times now. I get like those from Vinny. I'm the one who fucking said that. Like whatever. We already said Chris on it. Yeah. Shut up. All right. This is the last, uh, voicemail. Hopefully Kate Meany is listening this deep into the episode. Oh, I heard Kate Meany needs a place to stay for Davocon. She can stay at my place.

I'm not going to Davocon and live in Cincinnati, but she's more than welcome to stay with me. All right. Love you. I don't know how that's going to help the situation, but I like it. Yeah. If Kate wants to go to Cintsey, you got a place to stay. Very good. All right, Cardiff, you've been killing it this week.

The whole dabble verse has been on top of this. Is this the most interesting stuttering John has been since he came back to the internet? Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, the week on the road was fascinating. That's what I mean. Like this past two weeks or so, a week, I still, the week on the road was fascinating. That's what I mean. Like this, this past two weeks or so, we could have, it's funny because it all happened when Ozen, Aaron, him old was way more interesting than John in every single way. And we all went,

all right, well, John, whatever. He's still saying the same shit. And then John's like, Oh yeah. It just ramped up his stupidity to a point where it's like even melted. It's like, I don't know what Aaron said today, but listen what John's saying over here. I keep bugging too. Okay. I'm like the beginning of this month, you had a finger shoved in your ass. Nobody gives a shit. Yeah. Nobody's even talking about that anymore. It's all we've moved. We've moved away so far from any of that. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's crazy times.

Well, the person who's happiest about all of this, Kate, meaning nonsense and everything else is Dr. Steve because yeah, it was like all of this Kate Meany nonsense and everything else is Dr. Steve. Because yeah, it was like all of the heat was on Dr. Steve for practicing medicine, shoving his finger into the ass, practicing medicine across state lines. And now that's long in the rear view mirror. We've all moved way past that. We have cancer jumping underneath accelerator pedals on I-80 80 that's way more important than whatever the fuck Dr. Steve did. So retarded. Oh, can we keep this up through dabble con? I think we can either. He keeps it up or we have the funeral for John at dabble con. Yeah.

Either way, I will say I have a little bit of experience in this matter John will continue to say stupid shit that we make For the next two months, so get your tickets and he's gonna be there. Carter's gonna be there I'm gonna be there producer Chris is gonna be there. I will actually Annie reached out to me. She's gonna come in early Hey, we might have her in studio for the Wednesday show that we cool Yeah, be excited. Yeah, so don't read any fucking one stars when you're in studio. Yeah, send you the reviews any Someone's that you specifically ball watch Sounds good any false directions well, I think that's that's all we got Yes Thank you for tuning in Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr has hit i rewatch it carly boom man that was a good episode that was a good episode i enjoyed that that was a great episode that was really great bye brennan go fuck yourselves have a good

week jesus i gotta go this is getting stupid bye guys I Gotta roll your eyes back when you do the right? You got a doubt obviously No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Coors life we can pound on Saturday It's annoying to you because we're doing the show at 2 And Germany plays Denmark at 3 so we got to do like a 40 minute show And then I gotta put my jersey on to get my cleats on Get ready to watch this game your your soccer costume my soccer costume Yes, it's like I'm running down the field with the guys My soccer costume. Yes. Yes. It's like I'm running down the field with the guys. Hey

At least we know what John's doing on Monday. This is literally getting stupid. Jesus. I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys