Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep531 - Hustler's Spirit

Episode Date: June 30, 2024

This week we’re checking in on Fleece Johnson. If you’re not familiar, Mr. Johnson is the biggest reason you should obey the law. He was a real horny guy in prison. Now he’s struggling with whether he’s gay or not. I think by the time you sleep with your 25th boyfriend it’s safe to say you’re no longer just experimenting.  Tab Birt joins the show to educate us on Fleece’s understanding of homosexuality in biblical times. Then we watch Scorch get exactly what he deserves from his guest. After that, we check in on Aaron Imholte to analyze some parallels with Stuttering John. Like John, some court documents have come out that show us who the real Aaron is and it’s really bad. Stuttering John, meanwhile, isn’t hiding how much of a dirtbag he is. He went to Kevin Brennan’s apartment building when KB wasn’t home and somehow that means he’s winning. Then we wrap up with a teaser, Internet News, and your voicemails. Tickets are on sale for DabbleCon 2 on August 16th and 17th – http://watplive.com/ Tickets for the Magic Bag in Detroit on October 25th – https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide https://hereswhatidontget.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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from Robo Shitstain. Not to be confused with the Reverend Shitstain Powerful Pooper. This is Robo Shitstain who suggested this. we have all listened separately not discussed it whichever beforehand Let's get into it the show hosted by fleece Johnson and fleece Johnson is an interesting character spent a lot of time in prison decades in Prison, I think his first stint started in 1979 Mm-hmm, and he's he's out. He's a free man and he's ready to tell the tales I'm gonna start off with a clip from this and then we'll dig into if you don't if you're not familiar with who fleece Johnson is Will will get you familiar very quickly, but this is him

Talking about what it was like to be in prison and for his entire adult life You know, I mean they lock those up, throw us in these penitentiaries and create laws where a man can't touch a woman and a woman can't touch a man and give us all this time to expect us to come out normal. It don't happen like that me We go into these places and like I said, I'm nuts They were not nuts get heavy We we want to do it, you know, we want some but something me So this guy's nuts were getting heavy in prison and you got to do something. There's no women around That's a bummer. I mean, I guess you could jerk off, I guess, but there's probably

better options than that. I would imagine. So the reason why Fleece Johnson is well known is because there was a special done by MSNBC probably in the 90s, maybe early aughts. I would imagine. Yeah. I couldn't figure out exactly when it was, but it was, it was about that time. A long time ago because Fce Johnson looks very different. And he turned out to be quite the character when they interviewed him for the special about being in Kentucky state. And the show's called lockup and attention. We met fleece Johnson, a long time inmate who practices a very different kind of homosexuality, but we have sexual desires, right? So you got a bunch of men locked up at war places.

What do they mean a different kind of homosexuality? I don't know what the segue was coming from. That's a good question. I mean, I feel like all... There's two kinds of homosexuality. There's man on man, which involves fucking butts. And then there's there's woman on woman, which is all sizzling as we know. Yeah. So unless the second before was about a lesbian prison, this it's not, it's like kind of the type

of homosexuality you'd expect. Yeah, it seems like it, but I don't know. Let's let him describe it for us The most memorable story that fleece told us was about the place and importance that booty has in a maximum security penitentiary. And he went on about it. And he was more important than food. Booty, a man's butt. That's different type of booty. Treasure. Yeah, because I've heard of booty before. I didn't know it was a man's butt now I'm embarrassed that I was interested in it. It was more important.

It was more booty. Having some booty. Was more important than drinking water. Probably not. I like booty. Eat sweet food. and prison security was more lax. Oh, that's terrifying. So many choices you're most likely to make. That is terrifying. And it was always yes. Yeah, it's always yes. All right.

The hard way sounds hard. Can we do it the soft way? The president also had a warning for the new generation of inmates. They might be asking for trouble from old-timers What they say depends Pass the book. It's a style. They call it some sort of gangster style You know, it's sexy to us right and see what they were prepared for this Right, so you say your pants in her man somebody be up in your butt

So you say your pants in her man somebody be up in your butt This guy Cosby should have gotten together To talk about this it would have been a more effective message I think that just Bill Cosby telling people to pull their pants up. Yeah, so this guy is known as the booty Warrior Fleece Johnson and as a lot of people who are watching and listening probably already know, from that appearance on MSNBC, he became a character on the show, The Boondocks. And quite a colorful character in that. Here's a clip of the the two kids. I don't watch the show, I don't know their names, but the two kids from the show are part of like a scared straight program.

Scared stiff. Scared stiff scared. Yes So they're you know seeing the inmates the inmates are talking about what it's like to be in prison When you go to prison the most important thing in your life is going to be booty man's Booty getting some booty is more important to eating food. It's more important than drinking water. If I see a man I like, I tell him like this here. I like you. He likes you.

And I want you. And he wants you. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours. What you want, Tom? What's it gonna be? I asked you a question, Tom.

I can't hear you, Tom. I don't wanna answer. Excuse me, I didn't hear you, Tom. I said I don't want to answer. Excuse me I didn't hear you Tom. I said I don't want to answer. I don't want to do this anymore. Sound like to me you wanted to So back up! Back up! Back up! Back up! You got it, my moe-dee! So anyway, uh, fun character they created that was based on a true person, Felice Johnson. And so, uh, this is how we've come to know this man, and now he's being interviewed on this show. And Tab, you checked out a couple different episodes, and I think that you're fighting this person quite fascinating. Yeah, I went down a rabbit hole in this guy like reading about the boondocks stuff. He He is I want to watch more of his videos because he just like talks about

Stuff in such a weird way for being a 60 year old man who spent 45 years behind in prison bars fucking other men in the ass year old man who spent 45 years behind in prison bars fucking other men in the ass. So the episode that I picked, it came out like a day ago, two days ago now. And he, I mean, this is a gay man, right? He's, he does claim that he's gay, but then at the same time he talks about how it's ungodly and God doesn't want that. And yeah, I think he's out now. I watched that I pulled clips from, he goes into a whole thing about what, like, about gayness and it was fascinating. You've got my clip, Biblical Gayness, this is the way he kind of starts out, laying out where gayness started, I guess. Okay back way back in the biblical days. There was a situation where

they Hold city Cities like New York, Chicago, California They are all cities that was gay I'm not sure. Uh they ain't New York and Chicago back in biblical times like literally fucking exist Well, a better example would have been San Francisco if he wants to talk about gay things like no those exist today, too But is that not just biblical times? So he goes on to talk about you know that God removed those from the earth, but then then They came back and I think that's my clip source of gayness. Okay. I like the idea that guys just like whoa

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa gay city over here guys. You got everyone's got to go. Oh, wait, hold on. Hold on Actually for he gives you a warning about being in these cities It what is I think it's make you gay is the clip. Okay If you was a man and you walked through this city, they was going to chase you down and make you gay. So that's what he was doing in prison. Right. This is chasing people down and making them gay. Correct. So now he's railing against it. It's very interesting because I didn't think you could make people gay. I always thought that that was one of those things that like people who are anti-gay are like, oh, they're going to make us gay. It's like, I think it's like, I think it's like, I think it's like, I think it's like, I think it's like, I think

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Yes in prison to convince them to did you pull any of that? I sure did you want to hear some of that? Yeah, that was that was crazy shit. Yeah, you know, as you heard in that clip, he's just like, we can do this the hard way or the easy way. He has his way. He's going to get it done but then apparently, there's also a little thing called romance after a while. They they actually romance people out of their butt. I mean romance. I'll ask Roy, wine and dance, get somebody. Hold on, hold on, hold on. How do you wine and dance somebody in prison? Great question. That is an excellent question. I appreciate that follow-up question right there. So he goes on to

explain, like, you'll go and wash their food dish for them or you'll get them things and then they have like a billiards hall and you'll let them beat you at pool and shit like that and actually he goes on to talk about like these relationships develop over time and then you're on the basketball court and maybe you're playing pretty close defense. And then they saying you know, you playing basketball together and you rubbing on it. He backs up, said damn you got a hell of a jump shot. I told you. But you got to make him think he's a superstar and all this shit. Damn you playing like Lebron. and all this shit. Damn, you play like LeBron.

All that, and uh. How the fuck is he doing with LeBron? So next thing you know. I have TV in there. Y'all watch me, got your arms around him. Hey look, that was a hell of a game. And you watch me with your arms around him. I'm yours.

Getting used to that now. So he's talking about how he just like has these little gestures and over time the guys are more and more comfortable. To the point where now he's taking potato chips and feeding the guy. This is before the gay sex happens This is all part of the courtship that's going on. Hey, can I can I fuck you in the ass? Well, you did feed me a few lays. So I really do like sour cream and onion. So yes When you know you really dad you walk in the loop, you got his favorite chips

in this hand. You got your arms around his neck. You put a chip like that and then feed it in, feed something in his mouth and he tastes it. Shut up, please. Yeah, this is horrible, man. Shut up. See me, man.

Put it in his mouth, bruh. I walked through this guy, he's like, get the fuck out of here, That's not happening. I've been taking broads to steak houses like a sucker. Yeah, just take him playing basketball and then yeah you got a hell of a shot. No you just tell him do you want this the easy way or that might also work. All right one more clip in this series because then he gets into once the gay sex starts there's some dirty talk that's unique. I would say, you know, we've all, you know, had the dirty talk while we're with our partner,

but I don't think it ever goes like this. I want you to repeat that to me. I feel it. He said, I feel it. Uh uh. Say it more, feel it. Oh, I feel it. Come on baby. Oh, I feel it. Oh, come on now. You still got a little bit too much. He's getting really into it.

If you're not watching the video, he's getting really into it. He's thinking some thoughts. He pumps more energy. Now repeat after me, I feel it. Oh, I feel it. Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about, baby. I know you feel it. And tell me what you feel.

I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel it. I feel me, I feel it. Oh, I feel it? Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about, baby. I know you feel it. And tell me, what do you feel? You know, you making him say it, I feel you in me. What do you feel in you?

Your big, you know, cop. He seemed a little shy about that. You'll be you know Little shy about that yeah, I don't want to get too crass here, but it's my cock that took the guy's ass You're not following this story. Oh This guy also claims to be so well respected and he's got a crazy story that I'll get to in a little bit I want to sound like him first, but he says he was so well respected so here he is banging all the guys got all the boyfriends and Claims that there's nothing he could do that would lose people's respect Which

Why why would you come up with that example? I don't think I have a drop for that You know pile of duty drop. I do now Oh, that's fucking gross not great. It's not great. All right, Ted. Where are we going nice buddy? So speaking of his like weird he has like a weird narcissist Lean a little bit so my clip King of Louisville, he's so the episode I watched there, there was a shooting at a club that's kind of near near them, I guess. And he's going on and on about how he knows everything that's going on. He knows all the people involved and, you know, and trying to, trying to like give advice to the, to

the people. But then he talks about it. He goes into that he's kind of out of the gangster game. But if he wanted to be, he's 60 years old. He spent the entirety of his life behind prison bars. But if he wanted to, he could be running the city, King of Louisville. I believe that. I'm out here in the streets. Drinking my camera dry. Better than making it.

Anytime, let me tell you young people here, this in Louisville, at any time, any time right now, if I wanted to take the streets of Louisville, there's nothing in Louisville that can stop me but the police department. They will have to be consolidated with the FBI and a whole lot of other agencies to shut me down. Streetwise, ain't nobody in the street of Louisville can stop me. If I wanted to take Louisville, I could take Louisville,

but I'm not on it. The gangsta stuff, after 40 years in prison, I'm done. Yeah, smart. Yeah. That's probably a good idea. Probably a wise choice. Yeah. Like say I had a crime for a little bit. Well, I got some good news for him though. If he's worried about the FBI, they are very busy right now with a puppet and a Jewish comedian. He used to be at Howard Stern. So have at it. And so like, like you said, he's out comedian, he used to be at Howard Stern, so have at it. And so like he said, he's out of the gangster business. He's 60 years old.

This guy is definitely a boomer. And so I was so happy when he gave us the greatest boomer quote on gayness, clip Adam and Eve. I think we all know where this is going. He created a man for a woman, Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. I think we all know where this Adam and Steve instead of Adam and Eve. Yeah, we got that. Yeah, we got that. We got that. We got it, man. We got it, man. I know. Holy shit, this is very anti-pride, I have to tell you.

That was what was so surprising me about this episode, because I was like, you are a gay man, though. I think in your episode he talks, he says that he had over 60 sexual relationships with men in prison. How many men did you have in there? Man, I lost count. Yeah.

How about that? No, seriously. You could say more than one, two, three, four, five. Yeah, more than that. More than eight, nine, three, four, five. Yeah, more than that, more than eight, nine, 10, yeah, more. 15, 20, try a little more. 30, 40, more. And it's a fact. Is he getting paid by the word?

In my 40-year experience, yeah, I'd say about 60. But you know- I lost track. It's 60. About 60 know, I lost track. About 60. You know who didn't lose count? The state of Kentucky, who charged him with 147 counts of across his term in prison of sexual misconduct with other prisoners and and also guards. Oh damn. I was getting in guards butts. Guards are gonna be on the act too. Yeah, not I think willfully but. Well I was gonna say, that's probably the hard way I would imagine.

But no, according to him, they were all excited about it. Everyone was gay. I mean you got nothing but, I mean you in a place where 80, 90% of them is gay. Gay sex was big in prison when I went in. And it was big. Everybody was getting into it. Sounds like a blast. Well, yeah, for this guy.

I mean, I've heard gay crews didn't go this well. You know, this guy's having a blast. The people with the big arms and the big chest way out here with the birds and mustachesaches they had the big dreadlocks gay i was kind of gay myself i don't think so i think it's cool of course ross de faria's rule in my buck i would never call any of them gay to have one more clip and then uh let me know where you want to go But I just want to play this because now that he's a free man it must be tough

It's a lot more difficult to have gay sex than it was when he was in prison surrounded by nothing but men especially gay sex with straight men and He was in Walmart recently. I'm glad I love this. I got one big question when we're done. This is crazy Check myself the other day. I was at Walmart You know, you know it's Irish honey at the floor, you know in the store people drop items on the floor Sometimes they most have a way to go on I've seen it mean Sometimes they, most times they let you sit there and go on.

I seen this man being old and picked that up off the ground and his pants went down when he bent over. And you can see about that much of his crack. Okay, let's talk slower. I kind of looked away, but when I looked down, I was holding me I didn't like booty me Okay, he had to look down to figure out the well

Those like you wax it on the He turned around what the guy's a storyteller alright you guys just understand now I have to tell you after hearing that story next time I drop an item at a store. I'm not buying that item no longer No longer purchasing that item. Yep, the head stays right there. Keep moving. Holy shit. Can you imagine being this guy who bent over, showed a little bit of his plumber's crack not knowing the guy behind you fucked 60 guys in prison over the last five decades? It's terrifying. That's like one of those moments that you never learn about how you almost died. I almost died like took two steps out and then you know

The train passed behind me and yeah that guy almost got anally raped. He almost did What can't you do at Walmart, but you know, here's my question Why wouldn't you want to go back to prison? Well, right? That's like his best life Such a party he talks about these gay cities. Yeah City there is it's a city in Kentucky. That's for sure. Yeah, he's painted such a party. He talks about these uh gay cities. Yeah, that's the case. City of city there is it's a city in Kentucky. That's for sure. Yeah. Uh well, so I've got a clip for um I'm so I

wanna go back and watch more of his stuff cuz I'm really curious how he has transitioned from being like a huge homosexual in prison to now railing against homosexual sexuality in a way and the stuff that's most recent but um Source of gayness. He tells us where where gayness comes from which is you know educational now. I'm gonna explain this to you Gay people The devil's been attacking them since they was babies, man. He tried to turn

them out as babies. So that explains why Satan is gay in South Park. This is making a lot of sense. I always thought that was just a silly thing they were doing. No. That really is. They did the science and figured out where the gayness was coming from. I guess maybe he found religion late in prison. This is what I wanna find out more of the story. He's got this book, he's written a book,

which is astonishing, because I'm honestly shocked the guy can fucking read. Well, I doubt he wrote it. He probably just dictated to someone. Yeah, he also has some narrow-minded views on trans people. My clip on trans, yeah. Come on, a booger? Come on, that can't be true.

I'm not buying it. It's a deception, that's what the devil do. The devil got men thinking they ladies now. I mean, you got men that can look at that body every day When they got a pee pull the thing out and pee As evidence that you a man, yeah Undisputed evidence, but the devil got it in a man tuck it Tuck it between your legs pull your panties up. You're a woman a woman you a woman in a man's body that's crap

Don't just tuck it between your legs put it up your butt crack Way bullshit, you know lucky to have a Recept what are they testicles? Oh, yeah, except I don't I can't remember what the word is retract. Oh Tractable Oh, yeah, I don't I can't remember what the word is retractable Yeah, it is he is right about that though if you pull out your penis when you go to pee Chances are you're a dude A lot of girls do that So alright, let's make it some points. So I also, I brought in video clips. I don't normally bring in video clips, but I brought

in video clips because I thought it was very important to see that these, this series is just, it's him against a background in the more recent ones. He has this Hustler Spirit banner up to advertise their book and their channel and all this. But in yours, which was just a couple months ago, and even before that, there's just a blank wall behind them. And then he has the guy interviewing him, but not really asking questions, just kind of letting him ramble on.

And then every so often, he'll be like, oh, what about this thing, who's, I guess, behind the camera and louder than Fleece Johnson. So their production values are really, really bizarre. So I have this, this is a long clip. It's called, it's called Hollywood. But I didn't, I guess they're sharing a space with a band of some sort that starts being in practice in the middle of him talking about who runs Hollywood. Oh no. Now in Hollywood in modern days, we got Hollywood world. People are made into stars, superstars, or household names. The devil is real careful. It's like he makes sure they kind of

push right through it. They control will be a style. Oh my God. This is the same band that's next to our band. God damn it. Why does this band have a space next to everyone's shit? So bad. God damn it. Why does this band have a space next to everyone's shit? Can I just say real quick and I'm sorry, I'm getting a little annoyed by hearing this in the background

But if he talks to me about what prison was like in the 80s I'm listening if he's telling me what Hollywood's up to I don't think he knows I don't think it's any experience at all. No, yeah, does that fall under business talk like on the banner there? I was gonna point that out underneath hustlers spirit, it's urban legends prison story prison stories and business and then became superstars and celebrities. Half hole name. gave up butt gave up a head. The people are the same thing to get one in. Yeah, we heard it

here first. We know what P did he's up to, buddy. I know. Yes, correct. So, so he goes on for a little bit longer in this and the band he's if you're not watching the video, he's leaning forward. Like they are, they can obviously hear this band is bleeding through a wall that must be like louder to talk over it. Yeah. And fleece doesn't bat an eye. I know. So this is either happened before or he's like finally a music bed. Yeah. So he finishes this and then it cuts and he's now he's, he doesn't have his head on and it's silent. So my guess is, Oh, they, they turned off because the band started playing. And then

he starts talking about something else. I didn't pull any clips from the last part of the show. Cause I think he was talking about a radio station in Louisville. It was not interesting, but he gets about two minutes into that and they start playing another fucking song. It's like, all right, it's time to stop recording for the day, please. Right. Or, or yell shut up or something. I just need them to acknowledge this is happening. That's what's so frustrating about it. Oh, they acknowledge it in the comments in the comments. People are like, are you kidding with this fucking noise? And the it's all fleece doesn't do in the comments. It's all the other guy behind the behind the camera little dawn or something and he's like, yeah, it's embarrassing.

But we felt the message was too important. Like the message, the message that they're giving up but in Hollywood, that's that is so important. You can take it to a take two later in the afternoon or something. You were going to forget that what we're talking about again. I don't know. All right. Fuck it. It's lost. Oh, early in the afternoon or something. You were going to forget that. What are we talking about again? I don't know. Alright, **** it. It's

lost. Oh, early in the episode, a train horn went off for like 30 seconds and I thought that was funny but then I didn't go back and clip it after I heard this band just start just start **** wailing away. You got bunch of us near the wall.

Alright, so he tells a story at the end of this episode that I was checking out and it is nuts. It's not a story about the end of this episode that I was checking out and it is nuts. It's not a story about gay sex. We'll change things up a little bit here on W ATP. I'm sure we'll get back to gay sex

momentarily. We always do but starting off, so this guard yelled something at Felice three years prior to this incident. All the rat. He called him a rat. And it's the worst thing you can accuse someone of in prison because snitches get stitches. You can't be a rat and Fleece is not a rat. And so he was like, that's fucked up

and he never forgot it. And he explains that he was up for parole. He was actually gonna get released from prison, but he would rather get revenge on this prison guard than get out from prison. But he would rather get revenge on this prison guard than get out of prison. I got, I took a three gallon bucket of bleach. Three gallons. Thick, thick, thick plastic bucket. Is that the way you threw it in his face?

Yeah. Okay. I bought it for three hours and threw it in his face and here's what that mean. I'm ready to die. People telling me, hey man, go home. I said I'm gonna get it and I got it. They said they're gonna kill you. I tied my door with a sock where the door wasn't shut. I tied a sock around the bars and the door in a knot. So my door ain't gonna shut now. It'll just go like that.

So I got two knives on me. I'm waiting. I tell myself, they're gonna kill me, but I'm gonna take a couple with me. And I was just sitting there calculating, when I swang where the aim at. I ain't gonna aim at the stomach or the chest because they wear them vest and stuff when they ride for you.

Oh, the bulletproof vest? Yeah, they got all these, you know, protective gear with the hammocks and stuff. I said, I gotta go for the thought. I don't know why you need three gallons of bleach. I think a gallon would do, but he chucks three gallons of bleach into the guard's face boiling bleach Boiling bleach. He added other ingredients to it. It seems quite acidic the way he described it and Then he runs back into his room assuming that they're gonna come in and murder him for doing this, but he's right. He's armed He's got his knives. He's like they're gonna kill me

I don't care i'm gonna take a couple of those motherfuckers with me cuz this guy called me a rat But they didn't actually send guys in together. They sent dogs to go get him, you know They were fighting in the fair and to bow went up in a fight each other This guy could tell a fucking story right dog. This guy can tell a fucking story right there. He's doing the impression of the two dogs fighting to go get him. So apparently he's got his mattress up and he's trying to guard himself from these dogs. And then, and I was hoping it wouldn't go to this. He stabs the dogs and this is where like at first I was terrified of him. I thought when he was talking about how he's the booty man and the booty warrior, I'm like,

this is terrifying. But then it started to get fun and silly where I'll have others romance involved, feeding chips to each other. Bleach. Yeah, it's cute. But then yeah, now there's dogs being sent to him and he's got knives. The goal, how he got weapons. He got all fuck. I know he got weapons, all that cussing and stuff.

And so I stabbed the other dog. I got him real good. That one died. I think both of them died. I know for a fact one of them that was in my cell, he died for real because I grabbed his tail and drug him out. And the gauze was down at the other end of the hall. So I reached down and grabbed his fur and then grabbed down by his butt. A big hand for a real tiny dog. Take his little puppy. I said, here cry. I'm about to cry. I'm about to cry. I'm about to cry.

I'm about to cry. I'm about to cry. I'm about to cry. I'm about to cry. Jesus Christ. So he's losing points with me right now as he's talking about cruelty to animals and insulting the dog, calling it a chihuahua. That's not cool.

Dogs do not like that. Dead at that point. So it's kind of a moot point, I'd say. Yeah, but the other dog can hear it. He's probably giggling like yeah, so That's not cool. And this is nuts cuz now he's got the other dog and the other dog is down and uh Kicked his head back five or six time on the floor. Oh god I said, ah, you're a little puppy ain't biting no more Thank you God get him some teeth and I kicked him in the mouth about five times a dog right?

Jesus I mean do you not know about Michael Vick? This is not what people want to hear it's not a good story that's going on right now it's it's a it's a pretty awful story the whole the whole thing is insane because like you said he was he was up for parole they were just trying to find him a halfway house yeah like he was gonna be free. And then they added, I don't know if you have a, if you, if he said in a clip that you have later, but I think they added like 10 or 15 years to his sentence. 15 years to his sentence for this. Cause he, he went before the judge's plot guilty. They're like, Oh really? He's like, Oh yeah, I'll do it again too. Yeah. No, no, no. The garden

needed like skin grafts. He was in the hospital for 18 months. Yeah. So this is what I wanted to say. I was gonna pull this clip. I'm like, well, I do a comedy show. What am I doing? So he goes on to explain that the guard's face basically melted off. He's like, yeah, I watched his lip hit the ground. I'm like, okay, that's horrific. This is awful. And so after this crazy story where I lost a little respect for this guy, if he was eating doo doo, I'd have even less respect for him oh apparently he was throwing his shit at people too in prison yeah it's because they mentioned something about a duty war a duty war yeah they did elaborate on it like oh yeah but the duty work this is this is exactly why I'm digging into the rest of this guy's

fucking psychotic rambling please set me what you find cuz we'll revisit it but This is the guy who's interviewing a metric tells the story goes. Well, this is fucking nuts like you're crazy that right Get you some crazy help. So, you know, you crazy now I know I ain't but I'm saying well, you don't think you crazy. No Man, you yeah you are crazy about me man you please no way please no this is what I call crazy this is why I say no way crazy to me is somebody they can't stop doing what they do. Like that's crazy. Now that's crazy.

Like for instance. You was going to get out of prison. Well I'm just saying I'm out of prison right now. No, no, no, I'm talking back. No, I'm talking back then. Yeah. Yeah. You was crazy back then is what you're saying.

I didn't see this crazy though. I didn't. I don't think crazy people see it. No, they do not. They the worst is, most crazy people would say they ain't crazy. Correct. Right. Yeah, sorry.

I'm glad we all came to the same conclusion there. You know you're crazy, right? No, I'm definitely not crazy. But crazy people don't think they're crazy. That's true. That's very true. All right. I guess you got me with that math equation

Good job Tab what else you want to hit before we move on? If we're ready to wrap this up, I think I think You know, so that's it's June 29th We got one more day left in pride month and then we can go back to being homophobes like we have always been correct So I just I think I want to close out Pride Month with Fleece's message to the gays. Oh, okay. I'm gonna send it out to the gays.

This drummer sucks. What people don't like about gays is not the fact that they gay, but the fact that they want to make everybody else gay. Okay. Yeah, by raping them in the ass in prison. That is exactly what they're trying to do, Fleece. I don't think a lot of gay people are trying to make everyone else gay except for Kevin Spacey and fleece Johnson I think are the two people are trying to make straight people gay Can we end on something that doesn't have a horrible drum fill in the background to have are there any other clips out here? He's so he's talking about he was talking about what real Gangsters are and whatnot and then he said something that I was like, I'm 100% on board with this fleece. You're absolutely right.

Okay. Describing the government. They don't understand what a gangster is or what it is to be a gangster. I'm telling you what a gangster is, your government. They gangster. Making everybody pay money on taxes, taxing everybody on this and that, this and that.

Having the power To put you where they want to put a shakedown Time of life you gonna live To put up prisons to do this these gangsters man. You're damn right, please These gangsters this is bullshit. All right, abortion. All right, I'll just suck my dick. You're making some points. God damn it. That's awesome. Can I show you how this episode I watched ended? This is literally how the show just end. They just he's just like, all right, I'm done. And then they turn the they turn

the camera off. Yeah, it's like this, you know, as long as a doctor and I are saying he's still crazy, he's never getting out. But they never dealt with you the right way even when you was a kid, so they never caught on to that point. No. I gotta use the bathroom though. And I'm out to come back, okay?

That's it. That's it. All right. They start much the same way too, where they're like in the middle of a conversation and they're just like, bo of a conversation and this is like Okay, now we're recording I mean, yeah, you could just stop the tape and we'll wait for you to come back from the bathroom But apparently he was done telling stories for that day, which is fine enough storytelling for one day

I'm fine with that, but most of the videos are one take it's just like they stay record they he starts talking he talks for 30 minutes to an hour. And then that's it. The video I watched there were two edits and I was like, what the hell is happening? Oh, they're starting to get slick, huh? Except for when they had banned, I guess they watched. I watched his like first one, the first one after he got out of prison, but the audio was so bad that I didn't want to bring it in because it's a podcast and that would be rude to the listeners. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you for doing that. I appreciate it. I mean, most of the stuff can be fixed with AI these days. You

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Benefits vary by card. Terms apply. All right. I don't know if this is cringe of the week because it's not. Visit am X dot ca slash ymx benefits vary by card terms apply all right I don't know if this is cringe of the week because it's not it's actually one of the funniest things I've seen But scorch had this comic on it's kind of like a stutterer, and he also probably isn't very funny That's how you get booked on scorch's show if you're not talented So scorch has this guy on and scorch is trying to fuck with him He's on the couch with scorch and scorch's co-host, what's her name, and for some reason

Scorch thinks that he's going to big time his guest. And I like the way that this came to an end. Your best joke. My best joke? Oh, you said you're a story guy, you know? I'll give you three minutes. Give us a story in three minutes. A story joke in three minutes.

A story joke in three minutes. So, my time is, by the way, because I don't want any more than three minutes. A story joke in three minutes. My time is, by the way, because I don't want any more than three minutes. No, I'm just giving you shit, go ahead. So the worst thing that is ever said to me was, I hope your daughter or your children don't know where we started. Well, she didn't.

Scorch is staring at his phone while he's going through this. She actually helps me with my conversations. I mean, my conversation is struggling. And I'm like, don't worry, dad, I got you food. Okay, you know what? That's enough. We do have 12 listens.

We have nothing to think. Keep going. He said, This course does not know how to bust balls at all. He looks at his phone and he's like, that's enough. Oh, no, I'm just kidding. Loveless as we have nothing to think. What is that? Keep giving me your shit. Keep going. He said- Scorch does not know how to bust balls at all. Wow. He looks at him from his phone and he's like, that's enough.

Oh no, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Keep going with that nonsense. Yeah. Poor Mike. Man. And I was like. Oh god.

And I was like. Go fuck yourself Scorch. Oh get over here. I'm not going to listen to you jokes brother. Go fuck yourself Scorch. No. Barely. It's done. Oh my god. There you go. There **** yourself. Go ****

They're coming up here. I want to be told go fuck yourself scorcher being disrespectful in every single way Interrupting him staring at his phone not paying attention. It's like I don't need this Yeah, even if scorch had talent. There's no reason to do any of that shit. No, it's so unprofessional so unprofessional A seasoned vet. Oh, yeah, I mean he's been doing radio a very long what a prick. Yep. Yeah, he's a prick, all right. Yeah, go fuck yourself, Scorch. All right, so that's what Scorch is up to. That was posted in the Jim and Sam subreddit, and a couple people sent it to me, so thank you guys. When you see stuff like this, send it to me. People send me stuff, they're like,

Carl, I'm sure you've seen this. I haven't. I'm very busy, so yeah, send it to me. I appreciate that. All right, I don't know if you guys saw this, but big news in the steel-toe Aaron Imholt world broke yesterday and I believe Patrick Melton is the one who broke this news. You lie.

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies. I wish you weren't a liar. So what happened is there's court documents because as we know, there was a restraining order that Erin Imholz-Ackes took out because she didn't want April driving the children. So I don't know if it was exactly a restraining order, but it was something that had to do with the court and there's court documents around it where she's like, I don't want April having my kids in the car with her.

I don't trust April to do that. And a lot of details came out in this. Have you heard about this at all? No. Producer Chris? Tab? Tab, what do you think about the steel toe Nick Reketa drama?

You're friends with Nick. Yeah, it's a lot of fucked up shit and it's really unfortunate that children are involved. Yes, it's brutal. It's one thing to laugh at someone like, you know, stuttering John who has already ruined his children's lives. It's another it's really hard to laugh at people when they're actively ruining their children's lives. I was on point devil point yesterday I was talking about this but Melton had a great poll on his show. Is john a worse son or a worse father? Because the way he's treating his mom when he's back in New York again. He's such an asshole. It's really tough I don't even know the answer to that. Oh man. That is a real Sophie's choice And what's weird is I voted on it and it was like a landslide in favor of bad son

I believe well probably because all the clips that are coming out right now was how he's treating his mom, right? So it's fresh In the mind I think I have to go father because you know you can't choose to be a son But you do choose to be a father interesting. That's a good point And he wanted to have ten kids you said this many times As long as you have to do have to do shit have as many kids as he wants, but you have to say Some of the kids turned out pretty well kids as he wants but you have to say some of the kids turned out pretty well I'm not shitting on his kids by all means I don't I don't attack his kids I

want him calling my mom I think his kids are great he's a shitty dad all right so check this out this is very interesting because Aaron Imhol I always thought was kind of harmless I never realized why he was getting as much hate as he was getting although I'm getting it now now Now I'm understanding it. And it turns out that he is a giant piece of shit. In May, August of 2022 at Charlotte's dance recital, April confided in me. She was being abused by Aaron. April told me that Aaron was headbutting her and squeezing her until she couldn't breathe. This is on fucking real April looks like a really cool bird today. A blue bird that can't breathe. This is domestic abuse. This is domestic abuse written in a court document. This cannot be a lie. April told

Ashley LaRue that Amarin was choking her till she couldn't breathe and headbutting her. Yeah, that's nuts. I mean, we've got to, I mean, let's see him wiggle out of this. And by the way, I need the shows from April or from a may, August of 2022. And again, I already said it, but headbutting a woman is insane. Headbutting a guy is insane. Headbutting is nuts. It's a weird one. That's wild to do to another human. April told me Aaron was headbutting her and squeezing her until she couldn't breathe. Joe wonder why she wanted to go fuck Nick Riketa. So badly. I

wonder why she wanted to get out of that house and spend every minute she could with the ricketts. Oh, this guy beats me. This guy gives me Coke and makes me cum. I think I want to hang out with the ladder on that one. That's what she said. April also told me that Aaron told her to crawl back to the hole. That is litchfield.

Jesus. I was scared for April and I cried with her. I wasn't able to sleep. April and I also sent enclosed text messages regarding the abuse and we have the texts. Oh boy. This is not good for Aaron. This is all coming out. And the reason why this is all why I don't text anybody smart. Yeah. Smart. I was trying to get tabbed mean mouth everyone I could I'm like dude Can you believe what a prick dick matched it is? Huh? Huh?

And then I called Karl and I was like, yeah fuck that guy. Yeah, but you're not I'm in a one-party State so he's not able to record The reason why this is so bad for Aaron Well, there's a number of reasons for this Obviously is that Aaron once he found out that April told his ex-wife about this, put a wedge in between them and made sure they hated each other.

So he went out of his way to mean mouth each one to each other one so that they didn't like each other anymore, because he didn't want those two colluding about what piece of shit he is. Yeah, that's the move. If you're a piece of shit. Correct. And so that's why all of this is happening now

where it's just like April was being such a bitch and saying so much shit about Ashley. And there's a lot of examples. I won't play the whole thing, but go check out Melton show from yesterday. He breaks it all down where there's a lot of slanderous things being said, defamatory things being said on the steel toe show about the X. And now we find out

it all comes down to this was happening because Aaron decided he didn't want April and Ashley to be friends. What a piece of shit. And if that's not enough of a parallel to stuttering John, how about this? Now you might think that this is petty compared to what I just played you, but I think this is also important. How come when people start their show, and Aaron goes on and on about how he's a professional, he does a professional show, how can no one ever have the fucking camera

positioned correctly when they start their goddamn show? Oh my God, the fuck? Anybody else see that the camera got fucked up? Oh no. Don't you look at yourself before you hit the button. Yes, we all do we all look at I even do a thing Where I bring in my guests before the show starts I chat with them. I make sure their levels are correct What the fuck with this guy? I was doing some stuff in the studio yesterday and the one of the monitors one of the TVs fell backwards into where the cameras standing and I, I think it fucked shit up. I think cool story, bro. Yeah. That's

too far that way. I'm going to do something. Can I point out that it looks fine. It's fine. He's not permanently centered, but whatever. I've seen a lot of shows that look like this is really fucking dumb. Yeah. I'd rather look at the pillow guy than look at look at that hair. That is a weird hairline right there I don't know what points it out, but that is odd if it was blonde. He'd be butters Hold on I gotta step in and defend my my guy here. He just has an Irish hairline That's what it is We all have the stupid thing where it slides forward and in the front and comes back in the on the side Maybe he needs to learn how to style it better than because it doesn't look bad on you for some reason right for him

He's got those spider legs He's letting it be too short so it looks stupid, but yeah, yeah Wow, this is the whole thing Yeah. Oh God. Wow. This is a whole thing. Oh God. I don't know if that was smart.

That might've been really stupid. No, okay, that worked out all right. Jesus. So the show starts off, he's commenting about the shirt that he's wearing for some reason. Like he thinks everything he says is interesting and it's just not,

like most of it's not interesting at all. So the only thing that is interesting is when he's talking about Nick Reketa, obviously. Like that's why people are tuning into his show now. And he's been going on and on. I don't know much I've played on this show, but I know that Melton and other shows have documented this very well, where he's just like, I'm the only one who's coming clean and fast up about what we were doing. Why won't anyone else admit that we were all doing drugs and there's children around and we weren't taking care of ourselves. We weren't taking care of the children. I'm the only one who's admitting that what's wrong with these people

Why won't Nick McCain admit this stuff? He's been railing about this ever since all this came out Well, and then Nick probably won't admit it because he has pending legal issues And if he says anything on the fucking internet about it, they'll take it and put it in up in court You fucking moron no shit, and is whatever we've been telling him all along. It's just like, why would Nick comment on this case? He can't comment on this case. He's an attorney. He knows better. He has, if he has an attorney, they'd be telling him the same thing. So I don't know if Aaron finally turned on, nobody likes onions and watched a couple of minutes or something because now all of a sudden Aaron's figured it out. I'm going to defend Nick a little bit today because a lot of people are going

after him real hard on about the way he talks about me. What do you want him to do? People are like, people were sending me clips. They're like, Oh, Nick's insinuating that he's that you're a liar. Well, if Nick's defense is that he never he never did drugs and this is all bullshit. What do you want him to call me? What's he supposed to call me? What's he supposed to do say? Oh, yeah, everything Aaron said is true. He did all the drugs He said he did he did all the things he said he did he brought his kids here You know, he made Spaghetti Oh's he did all this he did all He brought his kids here. He, you know, he, he made spaghetti was he did all this. He did all that. He, we slept four to a bed, you know, for months.

Yeah. It's all true. And it's uncomfortable. First of all, the sleeping forward to a bed, like the, the life swapping, all that stuff. That's not illegal, but it's humiliating. It's embarrassing. Now the fact is guys, he and I are in two different positions. I have nothing to lose. Right. Wrong. Well, he and I are in two different positions. I have nothing to lose. Right? Wrong. Well, he's so wrong about that. So now he just says all the obvious shit everyone's been saying all along, just like, keep writing me.

They're just like, yeah, why isn't Nick telling the truth? I have to tell them. Guys, he can't in his position. It's like, you're the one telling them that he should be telling the truth, idiot. That's why your viewers are telling you that back to you. And I was calling them idiots for it. But also, he says he has nothing to lose. So we just saw that he's got an issue with his ex-wife and he's got joint custody of the children. And he admitted that he brought the kids over to a drug den and they were around drugs a lot and they weren't

being cared for very well. It's like, I think have something to lose here Maybe it doesn't want custody right, but then he explains that He pays what $800 a month for child support. He'd have to pay more if we didn't have custody. Oh Yeah, see that's the thing with kids. They just don't just go away. Yeah, so they're always a nuisance one way or another He'll be making more goals after the right Right, then the goal will fucking increase. And due to the devil verse, says when you first had this guy out as a guest, I couldn't figure out why. What the fuck, girl?

I fucked up, I didn't realize, I didn't know. I didn't know, yeah. The part that I think everyone was annoyed with, Aaron, was the telethon aspect of his show. And another German goal disallowed, motherfucker. All right, speaking of goals Speaking of so I want to bring up this comment first the voice now it turns out he beat up his woman This guy really does want to be cute. Kumeya

That's a good singer, it's pretty good alright, so Aaron of course is always telling the truth guys What's he supposed to do if he admits if he says oh Aaron always telling the truth. Guys, what's he supposed to do if he admits, if he says, oh, Aaron's telling the truth, then he might as well take a plea deal and plead guilty right now. He's clearly said he's not doing that. He's going to fight the government and listen to that and blah, blah, blah.

Yeah. One thing I know for certain, and I don't know anything, I have nothing to do with any of the shit that's going on. One thing I know for certain is that Nick Riketa will never ever come out and say that Aaron Imholte was telling the truth. I guarantee you when this all settles and Nick finally gets to have his say he's gonna have a lot to say about everything

that Aaron did and everything that Aaron has been saying about him. I love the errors just like no what's next to do say that everything I'm saying is a hundred percent accurate like he's acting like that's the only other scenario Yeah, you know either he lies and it fucks up his court case or he says everything I said was exactly correct No, there's another thing to before you can actually tell his side of the story and we can finally find out Yeah, so things you've been not that black and white right?

Alright, so I am sending Nick Riquetta all the clips of Fleece Johnson though. Just as a just as just in case kind of thing Good idea. Yeah, that'll scare him straight stiff scare of stiff All right. Let's get into the fucking let's get into the goal because this show it's Ponderous what this guy does on this show. He talks about his show. He talks about his shirt He talks about a studio. He talks about give me money. It's like when does the show. He talks about his show. He talks about his shirt. He talks about his studio. He talks about, give me money. It's like, when does the show start? What is the show? It's just nonstop. Like the goal and thank you buddy. Uh, three Oh five is your number today. You know, my, uh, phone didn't give me some Venmo updates yesterday and we

missed those. And I'm really really sorry I want to read those now Because we had some really generous people don't be prepared with that information ahead of time And they didn't this written down until much much later in the day Let me see Transactions my guy it's another stuttering John parallel now he gets to it a lot quicker than shot would God, holy shit. How hard is it? Pop open? Ben? Well, I got a couple of fucking transactions. My guy, it's another stuttering John parallel. Now he gets to it a lot quicker than shot one, but still it's like, why aren't you? This show just started. Yeah. Why aren't you prepared with

this information? Like I here we go. So I just, I just opened up Venmo. So my friends, it's, it's loading. What have my friends been spending money on? I don't know, I don't give a shit. I paid my rent earlier. Someone paid my sister for terrarium supplies. Also, I think it's stupid. You can see all this shit. Some people paid for some pretzels, I guess some food. Tea, pee, pee.

I have a question about Venmo. You know how fast that was for me to just pop open Venmo and start looking at this shit? What is he fucking scrolling through? I have a question about Venmo. Why do they make you put information into it? You can't just get away with just going, here's a hundred bucks. It's sad. Yeah. Nope. You have to fill this part in it to put an emoji in there. You have to put something cute in there. Why get the shit?

And then you got to see all your friends, stupid purchases. That's why mine's set to private. Like I don't, why am I seeing this information? It's, it's, it's a way to exchange money, not a social network that, but that's what they want it to be. Obviously. Yeah. Geez. I wonder who bought who lunch recently. Let's scroll through and find, get that shit. All right. Let's get back to, uh, if he finally finds this information, this tab, I hang with me for just one second. I think it's important that you thank the people who support you. Emily, Adam and JJ. Great. Thank you guys very much for

throwing in a grand total of about 45 bucks there. So we're still Oh, that would mean wow. So three minutes and $11 each to find three names. Right. Yeah. Wow. But it's very important because listen to what happens now once he finds that information We're 300 away from today's goal not 305. Oh, thank you guys appreciate that 300 and even 300 away from today's goal now Whatever. I love the fact that he thinks we care. Oh, it's three and a 305 now. It's 300. Okay cool I was gonna give him 250 now I'll get in 225. What is this a fucking telethon? What are you raising money for?

Every episode is a telethon and he goes back to it over and over again It's it's a bizarre way to run a show. I told when I went on his show. He did an interview with me I told him dude. What are you trying to accomplish? He had his wife on the show, he had all of his friends, he's trying to pay all this payroll. I'm like, why don't you start doing a show, build up an audience, start making some money, and then start bringing people in. You can't start with this whole infrastructure in place

that you constantly need to be raising money for. And then he does this other thing too. On Fridays, he goes off of YouTube, and he just goes on Rumble. And you know what's fun to do on Rumble is say gamer words and also play copyrighted material that YouTube would flag So he has this thing today where he's like we're gonna be looking at the debate and we're talking about compound media So he asked the audience what they think about this. Are you guys going to be upset if we stay on YouTube?

You guys going to be upset if we stay on YouTube? Like is that going to make you upset if we don't do rumble exclusive today? I'll tell you why. She knows not here today and we'll talk about why in a second and then we'll get to the debate stuff. And number two, we're going to be talking mostly debate and compound and stuff like that. I don't really see us using a lot of rumble words today. This is so dumb. It'd be like a grade school teacher. Should we go outside for recess today?

Like why are you asking those people what their opinion is? Just tell them you're staying on YouTube. It's your show. It's your show. Just stay on YouTube. The thing is that he's on rumble and YouTube, but then on Friday, he'll come off a YouTube and just be on Rumble. So who would give a fuck? You can still watch it on Rumble or wherever. And these people forget that as a host, the platform you're on is important because you have to set it up and you have to build an audience there. And you look at the numbers. Where am I making more money?

Where are people watching me? Where am I getting better feedback? But the people who are watching the show don't fucking care how they're watching the show. Yeah, they're already there. Yeah, they're there watching the show. So the fact that he would ask these people, hey, what do you guys think if I stay on YouTube today?

I also don't wanna piss off the people who tune in for Rumble Only. But they're already on rumble yeah no one's tuning in for rumble only oh he's also on YouTube right now it's simulcasting well fuck this I'm out of here why would anyone think that he's so stupid your rumble audience is always gonna be there on rumble your YouTube audience is going to miss half an episode if you decide to just turn it off if you're not gonna do the gamer word thing correct so just stick with the fucking. It's already watching the episode currently while you're doing it.

But this is the thing is that this guy's also up in his own head and he's just constantly thinking about his show and he's constantly talking about his show. He doesn't realize that no one's sitting on Rumble going, you know, he hasn't said a naughty word in a while. I wonder if he's simulcasting on YouTube at the same time. This is fucked up. I need to hear more gamer words or else I'm turning this off Like your audience doesn't think like you do. Donnie Proof also nobody uses rumble because it sucks. So it's not great proof that he really thinks everything he says is interesting Yeah, and and this could be a form of that performative empathy asking a stupid question You know under the the guys that you care.

Right. He's got to see the little number that's up there in the corner. You know, like when I'm, when I, when we're streaming on here's what I'll get. I see a little number up in the corner. That's like 14 people are watching you. Right. He's got to see the number and know that he's not famous. No, he thinks he's killing it right now because he's getting more people viewing him than ever before because they make so much news. Yeah. Yeah. Because they're, they're hate watching him or they hate Nick Reketa and they're watching him to find out more stuff about Nick or whatever the reason is, but it's all about the Nick April stuff that people are tuning in for right now.

So he's very proud of himself. But the other thing that he does, so we've been pointing out that he raises money. He talks about the show, the cameras, he was cleaning his studio, it's like all me, me, me, me, me stuff that no one else cares about. The other thing he does is he just reads the chat. This is very Opie-esque, where you just think that like, well, you know, someone's going to spend the time to post something, I better read it and acknowledge it. And a lot of times he doesn't even respond, he just reads it. You're like, okay. So he's actually going to go in and read the responses. He just asked a question to hundreds of people.

What do you guys think? What do you think might be the response to something? Like maybe they would vary. Maybe there'd be different responses. I mean, the YouTube chat, you're biased. Of course you want me to stay on both not at all YouTube or rumble doesn't matter says the rumble chat rump one person saying rumble only fascinating somebody where oh there was a comment I want is this the permanent

default start to the show no skeezy it's not the permanent default it's just we talk about the People send me this shit. I get it all the time and I like to address it. It's okay boss We aren't like youtubers. We don't care either way only if you strip down YouTube rumble app fucking blows. It's your show do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah. Yes, we don't care It's your show do the fuck the fuck you want. Why are you asking us this? Make the decision. I already have made the decision by the time you start your show and just do it. What a concept. It's so ridiculous. But I feel like all of this is just to fill time. And what a lot of these guys do and a lot of these shows where the longer than the air, the more money they're going to make from

chats to come in. So they're looking for any reason to just fill time. It's actually we've gotten back to radio. Yeah. This is what used to annoy me about radio is that they're filling time. We gotta fill four hours a day. So, we'll take calls and we'll tease a segment that's gonna come up at the quarter hour and then we'll tease it again and then we'll talk about the segment that we did before in a later part. Call back, call back, callback.

Yeah, it's just like, dude, so we're just killing time? Is that what this is? And of course, not only is he killing time just reading comments that are boring and don't mean anything, but it always comes back to the goal. You're going to have a harder time hitting the goal if you don't do Rumble Friday. We'll hit the goal today, right guys? We'll knock out that three hundo today? I think we Friday. We'll hit the goal today, right guys? We'll knock out that three hundo today? I think we will. We'll knock it out. We'll hit the goal, right guys? Guys,

right? We'll do it, right guys? You guys are gonna give me money today, right? This is a weird way to live. Assuming that people are gonna give you money for every episode you do. I am so grateful. We have a lot of people who support this show and I appreciate people who support us on Patreon and YouTube and Supercast and they pay a monthly fee to get bonus episodes, be able to watch the show live and I would never expect people to give me money for every fucking episode I do. It's outrageous. But he does and he's constantly talking about it and then he goes into reading $1 super chats on Rumble. I'm debating whether anyone should read $2 super chats.

It seems ridiculous to me. But $1. All right, let's go with some Rumble thoughts and then we'll move on and play some of our debate clips. Los Federales with $1 says they will keep Biden and dump Kamala for Hillary. Then if Biden wins, he'll step down and transfer power to Hillary. I don't know about that one. Dr.

Rondo with a dollar says, I think the format made Trump behave because he couldn't interrupt if he had done that in 2020, he probably would have won. Maybe, maybe at least someone can't just step down. Says Packer, Backer conservatives will literally go to court and make someone's covering the debate. Biden can't just step down, says Packer Backer. Conservatives will literally go to court and make him stay in the race. Oh, because there was no primary and all that. Well couldn't they technically take it to the convention and they could run somebody

in the convention and they become the nominee? I don't know. Why are ill-informed people talking about politics on the show? And people are having fun of me for saying that. But it's just like- You can talk about them if you don't know the details no one knows what the fuck they're talking about and And he's just sitting there reading these comments. It's just like you don't have to respond to it. Just like okay, whatever

at a bucket of time Also, like if you're not if you're not interested in invested in like the rules and and politics just don't fucking talk about it Yeah, like I I white-hot hate politics. I hate it so much. So I don't talk about it on my show. Right. Because I have the only thing I have to say is that I hate everyone involved and I wish they would all die. And yeah, which is a popular opinion. It's just not that interesting. It's like, yeah, no, I get it. I couldn't fill 10 minutes on that. It would just be like, nah, I just want them all to be dead. It's that radio thing of him feeling obliged to touch on it

because everyone else is. Yeah, right. And also, the phone lines are lit up, so we got to take calls. Yeah. I got a pro tip for everyone. This election cycle that was given to me, set your VPN to Canada or another country,

and it will shield you from a lot of this fucking election bullshit. That's a smart move right there. Holy shit. It has changed my life. It's amazing. Well, you know who is interested in the debate and this election. That's right, stuttering John Valentez, Mr. Bloody Ass himself. He came on his show.

This is getting so fucking nuts because as you know, he's getting the FBI involved and He's getting he was trying to find the phone number for the Kanoga Park police He lived there for over a decade doesn't know that that's the LAPD Police departments the LAPD so fucking stupid, but he's trying to get everyone involved He's going to the Manhattan precinct to get Kate Meade arrested. He's talking to attorneys in multiple states in order to get these lawsuits going. And, uh, he starts off his every episode playing that clip where it's like, no, nobody crosses the Duke. Cause he calls himself the Duke of the

Davos. Everybody knows that. And this is the dumbest shit. Don't cross the Duke. Everybody knows that and this is the dumbest shit Don't cross the duke Everybody knows that some people don't some people don't I got a call from a certain organization today Some people don't is the understatement of the century everyone's clowning you all the time. What are you talking about? Don't cross the Duke. That's all we do is cross the Duke. It's the most fun part of my week Fucking idiot. You know where escape from New York was filmed La st. Louis, Missouri. Oh no shit. I should have known that it was the shittiest city in America they could find They're like oh Baltimore's got another shoot going there Gary was booked

like, Oh, Baltimore's got another shoot going there. Yeah. Gary was booked. I'm glad Stucho is back to dressing up. Yeah. He's wearing a college shirt. It's been too long. And he starts his show and in true Stunning John fashion decides he needs to make an adjustment to his wardrobe after he starts his show. So he's trying to get this one button on button. He got the shirt on in right side out. So you know what? I wasn't even gonna mention it. That's a very good point. It's making progress.

Some people don't. Some people don't. I got a call from a certain organization today wanting the actual tapes. And I'm gonna get them to him. So he was just saying the FBI, and he didn't say the words, but he's saying the organization needs the tapes.

And what he's talking about here, if anyone doesn't know what he's talking about is there's Kate Meany recording his phone calls to Kate. And then she gave them to Shuli who played a couple of quick drops of them on the uncle Rico show. And then I think, uh, Tukey played uncle Rico playing it on his show. And so that's why all these people are going to be spending a lot of time in federal prison. The actual tapes and I'm going to get them to them of them playing the phone calls. Don't worry about it. Don't bother to delete them now. I already downloaded them. Tell me you Tukey. I love that he pretends that people are scared. No one's deleting anything. John's deletes every episode he does. You can't, if you go on his YouTube, you can't find any of these shows.

And he's just like, yeah, and shoot, don't even think about deleting it now. He's not. They're not worried about it. Yeah, if anything, they're preserving them. They didn't break any laws. Someone brought up a really good point. Do you guys remember the owner of the LA Clippers was recorded having a conversation with this young girl that he also took a liking to and he was saying to her like, I wish you wouldn't hang out with black people. You know, it makes me feel bad when you do that. And these tapes leaked and he lost his team over. He's a billionaire who lost the clippers to the Microsoft guy because these things leaked. He then sued TMZ or whoever released these things and lost. If John thinks

he has a fucking case because he used the F slur and Schooley played on the uncle Rico show, he's a fucking moron. He's so stupid. He has no idea. No, I believe he's a member of Mensa. Not anymore. They didn't want to pay the dues, which is actually really smart when you think about it. Good point. Why are those people paying the dues? Those dummies. He wasn't meant to. Ready downloading them. So you can fucking now, you know, deal with it. Now it's, you know, you put, you brought this upon you. I warned you, I warned you. You didn't want to listen to me. Did you

consequence? You guys don't, don't you don't get it. Yeah, we don't get it. Yeah. So this seems like a rerun. I understand that. And I understand that the repetitive nature of John makes you go, okay, he's just doing this thing again. But the reason why he's doing this is because he does not want any more of this leaking out. He knows that Kate Meany has hours of conversations that are so embarrassing and will blow up his spot with things he said about his family and all the sorts of shit. And he will not be able to fuck Kate Meany anymore. Well, that's probably true as well. Can't you shouldn't he just assume that she really has them all? Why would why wouldn't I would I assume she just sent them all? Yes, right. Here you go. Here's the whole fucking package. He's fun

He does but what John is trying to do is he's trying to scare people cuz again Oh, she's trying to scare them with the lawsuit stuff. Yeah, John's an idiot. So if you told John I'm gonna get the FBI involved in this he'd be like fuck But the rest of us just like no you're not dummy not dummy. You have no case. The FBI is busy. They're not worried about this. According to Donald Trump, I watched the debates. There's like 12 million immigrants who are all terrorists. So I'm sure the FBI is very busy right now. They have a lot going on. So I bet they, I bet they have an intern that they really don't like. And then the phone

rings are like, like, Oh, is that the Melendez guy? Yeah. You're on. And they like handed it over to him and they has to be real nice. And it's be like, oh yes, yeah. Oh, and they played, they played the recordings of you on the internet.

Oh, you were just doing a Spigoli impression. You don't actually use that word normally. Okay, yeah, no, I'm running that down. A puppet you say. Totally running. I'm gonna take this right up to the assistant director himself. Don't you worry, Mr. Melendez. Thank you very much. They gave it to the same intern who had a deal with that McDonald's

monopoly scandal. I didn't take that seriously. They're just like, wait, what's happening? There's people are willing to get monopoly on whatever, you know, so all right. It's the same team that investigated Hillary so there's 30,000 missing emails that's fine no worries I'm sure it was all just boring stuff we don't want to read anyway so John is never prepared never ever and again this is at the beginning of the show and the payoff on this is ridiculous it's shocking that you guys don't don't think that I'm that I'm beginning of the show and the payoff on this is ridiculous. It's shocking that you guys don't think that I'm

that I'm going to do what I say I'm going to do. What about the, you remember the phone calls? Let me just get a new screen. The phone system for live phone calls. Oh my God, yeah. Do you want to go through the list of things John said he was going to do? Yeah, he's doing it.

Why would we ever possibly think that you're not gonna do things? I mean John I don't even know if I never stop writing if I tried to write down everything He said he's gonna do where do you begin? Years left in my life Okay number 4x speed he's looking for a thing That he was all excited to show you. Alright, here we go. This was the payoff.

Hey, Tookie's mom! How are ya? That was the big payoff! For a second it looked like she was sitting on the sofa with him. this is the payoff. Hey, John, are you getting everyone arrested and suing them? Are you showing photos from the internet of people's families? And which one of these people is Tuky's mom? Because there are six women, five women. That he's showing right here. It's just like, well, whatever. And I have to point this out because John claims he's not good with technology.

He's not good at life. How do you, do you never have anything prepared for your own show? Like why wouldn't you do a little bit of prep and be ready for some of this? So then John decides he's gonna start asking his viewers to harass Tukey's mom. I don't think he want the harassment that my mom got from all these idiots But I don't think he want

the harassment that my mom got from all these idiots. I don't think you want that. I'm just giving a little heads up. So, Rosanne, I'm telling you right now, you better get your son in line. You better get him in line. Thank you. What do you fucking think that these people's moms are going to do, John?

He's 43 years old. My mom calls me. I was like, hey, John? He's in his 40s. I'm 33 years old. My mom calls me and is like, hey, stop making fun of people on the internet. I'm gonna go, mom, you don't understand this. Just shut the fuck up and mind your own business. Mind your own business is what I would say too. I can't imagine, unless you are 17 years old and living in your mom's house, your mom has no say over your fucking life at any point. This is insane because John is a child. We bring it up all the time. He still has that

mentality. I'm going to tell your parents on you and get you in trouble. He did it to Kate Meany recently. Now he's trying to do it to Tukey. Yeah. When it's not parents, it's telling someone else. It's always going to someone else. It's always an appeal to a higher authority. That's why he's got to call the FBI and the police and not just like not just handle that has been made fun of on the internet and just go like, ah, you got, yeah, should I probably should have known the shit fingers? I probably should know.

Katie, he wasn't that into me. Oh damn it. I was all goes back to him. She's like, it's like 26, 24, 24. Yeah. Like, of course she's not that fucking into you, John. You look like John. God damn Melendez. You look like a fucking mutant lump of flesh. There's no fucking way a 24 year old would ever possibly be into you. He thinks

he's hot. Oh, he is not. I have, I have an example coming up that'll blow you away. John, I looked better than you six months ago when I weighed 265 pounds. Yes. Well, I have a clip coming up where he's literally watching a video of himself and admiring himself. Oh dear God. It's so cringe. It's unbelievable. But he also thinks there's a rumor out there that Kate Meany slept with Jeremy Piven and they're the same age. Oh wait, no, John's two months younger. Yeah. And Jeremy Piven has actually taken care of himself in all of these years. So he still looks relatively John's mind. He's at the same level as Jeremy Piven. You're not right. I wouldn't put to find a point on it. Yeah. Jeremy Piven is a way bigger star than you in every single way. So what this proves right here, where he is calling to any of his people who like him to harass,

people might saw harassing, obviously he wants them to harass him. This proves he doesn't give a fuck about people harassing his mom. It's the same with people goofing on his children. He needs it. He wants people harassing his mom because that gives him fuel now He's the victim now we can go after them and by the way when you go after his family He can make things way worse. He can go after you with anything He wants so he loves this if he really didn't want his mom being harassed He wouldn't be asking people to harass to keys mom because that just keeps this thing snowballing of course He's a piece of shit. It's I guess the point I'm trying to make. But in John's mind, well, you are what you eat. Good point. But in John's mind, he just cannot stop

winning. Dude just can't stop winning. It's fucking amazing. Everything's coming up. Stop winning. Wait till you find out why he's talking about why he's winning. Now, again, this is something that he should have had prepared He did not and he's gonna try to find something and don't worry. I've sped it up. Oh my god Let me just upload this video, so I'll tell you all about it. Just waiting for the army major and Mr. Karen to get here. So after all of that, he goes, okay, we're gonna talk about the debate now with my political buddies, but they're not here.

I don't know where they are. Okay, well then do the thing you were gonna do. No, instead, he decides now's the time he gets a call Brian Karen asking where the fuck he is for some reason so I don't know how this guy can't plan ahead as soon as I saw him say I just gotta upload this video and I'll Show it to you guys. I went. Oh, I know this is gonna take forever. I just immediately started clipping all of this It's ridiculous, and he thinks he runs a good show. This is not a good show the other thing I want to point out here John is going bald. Oh, yeah. That's, that's some thinning hair going on.

Oh Johnny yikes. He just died hair. That's what happens when you put chemical dyes in your hair for decades. Yup. Well it also has to do with I think with stress. I think he's like literally pulling his hair out over the dapple verse. And dehydration constantly. Yeah.

Oh dehydration. Yeah. Definitely. Definitely. Uh, part of that too. John is going bald as we can see right here and his hairstyle is brutal right now. And he always says he's like right now, he always says like after a couple of shampoos, it'll look more natural. It's like you're not doing this right. Your hair should look best when you leave the salon. That's when it should look at the best. What is this salon? Yeah, right. I've been doing saloon. They do it there. No, I used their flow B. It's like George Clooney. This is from, so this is from a week or two ago. And this is when his hair was very great. Look at how thin it is. Holy shit.

It is, bye bye. He probably has a dye that adds a thickener too. Yes, obviously, because it is so thin. He's such an old man with his thin, balding hair. Just embrace it, man. He's 58 or something. Yeah, he's 58. Yeah.

It's fine. Just fucking embrace it, man. You're in your man. You're you're in your twilight years You're in your very very late twilight years because you're such a fucking miserable alcoholic that you're gonna die any day now Just like embrace the fact you're old man. It happens Look at this His hair is oh It is going away The way of the dodo bird holy shit

I'm gonna look like George Costanza soon No, what was Joey pants character in the Sopranos? Fuck god damn it Ralphie Ralphie Ralphie. Yes, it's at the Ralphie haircut Okay, so as I mentioned he was looking for this video to upload. He's going to show us this video, but before that, he wants to talk about the debate with Richard Ojeda, and I'm not going to play their take on the debate, they have a slant that's left leaning or democratic, but you would think, because everyone's talking about how bad Biden was in this debate. So you would think that they would maybe realize it like,

yeah, okay, things are not good right now. At least Grant maybe had a poor performance. Right. So often a little bit, but. So check this out from Richard O'Jetta. I'm Major. Okay. So I was absolutely terrified the first 30 minutes of the debate because Joe Biden absolutely looked like he was off.

Once again, we now know that he had a cold. It was so bad that they tested him for COVID. But after- Oh God. Such a bad cold. We had to test him to see if he had that special cold. Yeah, the sniffles. He literally said afterwards, they asked him and he said he had a sore throat. But now that he was cold was so bad. Okay, let's let's see what he has to say about this.

But after the 30 minutes, he is like he got his footing. And to be honest with you, I thought he did pretty well the last hour. When I did one, for example, he wants to get away with it. You get rid of the ability of Medicare to for the ability to for the. OK, that's from his closing remarks. Oh, son of a bitch, son of a bitch, son of a bitch, a gun. It's crazy. And original Genis thing is just like, all right, yeah, he was bad the first 30 minutes, but then he got his groove and he was killing it. Ornithus in the hair, Biden comes up in the end, wins it.

Yes. And then Brian Karan comes out and I swear to God, I just caught a minute of him talking about it. He goes, yeah, the problem with Joe Biden, he was over-prepared. Yeah, I caught that too. Brian sucks. That's the problem, Brian. He was definitely over- over prepared for this. Oh

Good for the sentence, but okay sure why not all right? Let's get out the politics So now John is gonna play this video, and this is a long clip I might scrub through it a little bit, but I just want to show you guys This is John's big victory lap. He is so excited about this He said I wasn't gonna come I came I big victory lap. He is so excited about this. He said I wasn't going to come. I came. I did what I said I was going to do. So now I'm going to prove that I came.

With these couch cushions. I came there. All right. So he's talking about going to Kevin Brennan's house constantly coming. I'm always coming. Yes So John is explaining that he claimed he was gonna go to Brennan's house and he goes well, I'm not gonna go to your house though I'm gonna find you when you're out riding your bike and then we'll have some words So that's what he said anyway, but this is what he's saying now the You hear fucking everything. So he's got no kind of setup of any kind. The microphone is right below the keyboard. Yes Dushbag Is I have to make sure because I do get my number out so Kevin knows it's me

Oh, so now so I am gonna have to make sure That I that I hit the stop button when I give out my number Okay, so as soon as you start saying your phone number, then you can mute it. Sounds easy enough. I mean, if you give out the first number or two, you don't hit mute quick enough. What am I an astronaut here? How am I supposed to figure that out? No one's going to know your number if you know I give out a number or two. Let's see what John's solution is. Mensa. Let's see what he decides. First, let me, the music comes up on here. So first, I'm gonna mute myself for a second. He's gonna mute himself.

Is he gonna just like, all he plays is his own phone number? Cause that would be, I wish. I wish. He's gonna mute himself, mute the whole track, only plays his own phone number, and then he's just like, oh, oh god, you gotta delete that, I would not. He un had you to just for the the 10 digits. Oh shit alright, so what we're watching right now. I'm not doing anything This is John show it's muted. He's muted everything He's watching the video to see where the timestamp is where he says his number, so what you're gonna see here

Look at John smile. He's starting to admire himself, so he's watching this video. He's about to show us and something psychotic starts to happen in a minute here. I can't I couldn't believe it when I saw it. This is a man who loves himself. Look at this. Look at his lipsync talking to himself. He's lip-syncing. He's remembering what he said. Wow. He's watched this video many times he's got it memorized look at this This is embarrassing John He's so proud of himself

This is his big victory lap video. We're going to watch Behind the scenes of John andiring himself watching inside his own brain. Yep. This is like a pure glimpse into his own brain. Oh my God. He's looking up to the sky like he's got. Yeah, this is this is like pure unfiltered John thought. Well, it's almost like he's like he's a little kid. He just closed his eyes.

You can't see it now share. Okay, so now he's a little kid. He just closed his eyes so you can't see it. Okay, now share. Okay, so now he's ready to show this video. Maybe, who knows? Sometimes things take a while. There it is. So this is why this took so long. John had the video on his phone and didn't know how to share this

except to upload it to his YouTube channel. Upl listed video. Okay. That was what I was going to ask. Cause I was like, couldn't he just airdrop it to his own screen and then screen share it? And I figured, I figured the answer was he was uploading it to YouTube to then send to himself. This so, so amazing.

Do you know how many different ways he could have shared this video aside from uploading it to his YouTube channel oh he's the best there i mean i feel like paul simon has a has a song about it 50 ways to upload a video from your phone to your computer yeah yeah just use it on dropbox just use the air drop email to yourself. Jeff, I know you do too. And more on what what it just as the video from your palm, John. Yes, I am. Ladies and gentlemen, this is me. I'm at Kevin Brennan's place.

I told you I was going to go there. Kevin Brennan didn't want to believe me. Oh, so now Let's watch me. I have the phone in this top pocket and not this one. I had another shirt with a top pocket It's got two shirts and pockets motherfucker It's got two shirts and pockets motherfucker And I am taping now remember New Jersey is a one-party consent state Yeah, nobody cares too few nobody cares. Why is the problem? Do you know why do you know? Why California is a two-party consent state?

Why is that time because all the Hollywood that as fleece Johnson explained all the gays in Hollywood? They want to keep you from being able to record them being Demanding your butt in order to make you famous And so California has a bunch of fuck privacy laws that protect the elites and not the people and every state should be a one-party Consent state and fuck you John tab. You're not wrong. I know That is very true. There's a lot of laws in California that protect the pedophiles and the other ditties Hit out now. I know all right John you gonna play this or what what's he doing wait? Holy shit

The show is so tedious Old man uses computer. Yeah, I see it in Central I get this text two or three times a week from different people every week. I tried to watch judge show I can't watch his show Not you or uncle Rico pulling the clips because it's just tedious. It's nonsense There it is. Okay What is he doing I'm here in front of Brennan's house. Turn up the volume.

There you go. This is some video, huh? Chris is angry. That's Kevin's front. He's showing the building. Isn't he? Here's the inside of my pocket. Oh my pocket.

Oh my god. What a maroon. Okay, so I want to preface this. Why did you play any of that part? You could have started it 33 seconds in. Why did you play any of that? We saw a building. Neat. I've seen lots of buildings. It's great every time. Don't get me wrong. I mean, you played it 33 seconds in. Why did you play any of that? We saw a

building. Neat. I've seen lots of buildings. It's it's great every time. Don't get me wrong. I told you. Cuz this is very important. It's not. Trust me. It's not. When I first went in, I used my voice memo. Uh huh. The problem is

the voice memo didn't pick up anything. I guess I put it backwards so the microphone was all up. You didn't hear anything. What out hold on a second you're telling me that it was because of user error that this didn't turn out correctly now sideways so what I initially did and this is a fact Jack I walked in I said yes this is I this is the guy whose name begins with a W, the doorman. I said, hi, could you ring Kevin Brennan? He goes, who?

I put in the stutters into the story. Because that's the way that I talk. It's like I was there. Right. I think that doorman, I think he had something against me. I go, Kevin Brennan. He goes. I don't know who that is He goes what's the apartment then I give him the apartment number and then he calls Pinky and nobody answers So nobody answers

So pinky was either hiding he saw my car out front probably not or He ran away Because nobody answered which means no wife, no kids, nobody. So I just want to point out because John is the one who told me this. I don't pay attention to Kevin Brennan, but John told me that Kevin has the apartment that he lives in in the city and then a house on Kevin wasn't gonna be there because that's his move. That's the pattern. That is the pattern. That's what John does He goes your house if you're not home, then he goes. Yeah, just tell him my John Malendos here He was who I go stuttering John You know some I said don't cross the dookie goes

Who's stuttering John I go I am he goes get the fuck out of you stuttering John In that weird it didn't recognize you famous. Yeah, the doormans all know me, but this is the crazy part though Why would he leave that in the story? He sir John is like who yeah who is stuttering? Yeah, I like what do you mean? He's no I'm stuttering guys like you are oh you look like shit Guy was in 2002 he's just like what you're stuttering John. Holy shit I don't think Kevin Brennan saw his car coming and much so much has hurt it like with all the rattling and banging Kevin Brennan saw his car coming. So much has hurt it, like with all the rattling and banging. Smelled it.

Smelled it. As it pulled up in front and he was like, oh yeah, we're not going outside today. Yeah, what a dumb comment to make. Kevin Brennan probably saw my car and decided to hide. Do you think we know what your car looks like, John? Do you think Kevin Brennan knows what your car looks like? And even if he did, I think it's a white Mercedes.

There's a lot of them. There's a lot of white Mercedes. He's just staring out the window. He probably recognized my license plate number. He didn't. He goes, get the fuck out of you. You're stuttering John. I go, yeah. He goes, holy shit. I'm a big fan. How fucking funny is that? First off, he didn't recognize you. You're in New Jersey or New York, one of those places. I think Kevin lives in Jersey, whatever, somewhere around there. Howard Stern was the number one radio program for decades. So the fact that Doorman knows who Howard Stern is,

is not surprising at all. Kevin Brennan's own doorman doesn't know who Kevin Brennan is. Kevin didn't pick his doorman, he just picked a building to live in. But he knows who Stuttering John is. Yeah, baby! Baby!

How great is that? Kevin Brennan's own doorman did not know who Kevin Brennan was but knew who Stuttering John was. Fact. Okay, so this is John's big victory and this is where he's all impressed with himself. But let's think about this

Let's analyze what's going on sure Kevin Brennan lives in a building with a doorman But he's not there because he's in his house on the beach stuttering John is living with his mom right now and When he if he ever goes down to Florida, he'll be living in a house that's in his mom's name Who's winning just because the doorman recognized you still Kevin Brennan is winning on every metric possible. Also and I don't, I don't want to like shit talk all doormans, but John is the hero of the stupid and being a doorman is not exactly like a job that anybody's aspiring to be. So the fact that he remembers you from 20 25

years ago, whatever, when you were on Howard Stern, when he was on the actual radio. Yeah, like, that's more embarrassing than anything, really. She's like, Oh, you, you're a doorman. And you were alive in 1998 when I was famous on the radio. Also, I want to point this out. I've never lived in New York in a high-rise. I don't know what it's like, but I'm pretty sure the doorman doesn't let people know who lives there. Like, if you go up to a building, you're like, hey, can I talk to Regis Philman? They're like, who? Right.

Even at Regis Filthman's fuck he's dead now as a bad example. The point is they're not gonna be like hey, let me talk to Kevin Brennan He's like a Moby Jack He's like, I don't know Kevin Brennan is that's the doorman's responsibility To a stranger that also you don't recognize. Yeah Yeah, this guy comes in all fucking heated filming with his folks like where's Kevin Bray's like, I don't know who that is That's a good door man. Yeah, that's what you're supposed to say give that man a raise Yeah, so

That tape didn't come out. I'm like shit. I gotta come back in now I'll try and use so that amazing thing that happened He didn't record that but then he came back and filmed this that. But then it came back and filmed this incident. My god. John, you take your phone, you take your phone, you wear a shirt, you wear a shirt with a pocket, you take your phone, you turn on the video and you put the phone in the pocket with the camera sticking out of the pocket. And then you just walk around and do whatever dipshit thing you have to do. And you have like a police body cam. And then you don't, you don't touch the phone again until you're done doing your dipshit

thing and then you hit stop and then you have it all on video. Well that's what he did the second time the first time he tried to do the voice memo thing which wouldn't have captured the amazing shot of the building that we all saw. So I'm glad he went back to get this one. I'll use the video camera. So that's where I go. This is when I go back in and I got to come up with an excuse why I went back in. So I said, oh, just let me give you my number. So that's what happens here.

Something gonna happen in this video? I'll leave my phone number to tell it. Okay, so now he's talking to the doorman. Actually, John, hold up. So you were a fan from the old days? Hell yeah. Thanks, buddy. Listen to this.

This guy doesn't know what, she's too young. I know how it's done. Fred the Elephant Man, Nicole Bass. Yeah, yeah Hell yeah. Thanks buddy. Listen to this. This guy is a new boy. She's too young. Fred the Elephant Man, Nicole Bass, Robin, the host. So he goes, this guy knows Stern. Fred the Elephant Boy, Nicole Bass, Robin, he's calling out Whack Packers, obviously Robin the News Person. So again, he isn't a fan of stuttering John Melendez. He's a fan

of the Howard Stern show. Yeah. It's like if, if I ran into Casey Armstrong before we met and I knew him, I'd be like, Oh shit, Casey, I, yeah, I know you from Howard Stern show. I didn't own a Casey Armstrong t-shirt. Yeah. It'd be like if you ran into the drummer from deaf leopard, right? You'd be like, you're a drummer from Def Leppard. I know. Cause you only have the one arm. Right? Yeah.

I don't care for your drumming, but there's some good guitar riffs in your music. Yeah. Stuttering John, the best. Stuttering John, the best Kevin. Yeah. He's just saying that because you're a famous person that's standing right in front of him at this moment. But also John was the one who said Howard Stern show, right? And he's just like yeah Howard Stern show

He didn't know he had to jog his memory You know jog his memory and then get him to compliment him like this was all initiated by John Kevin. I said hi I am very okay. So now I give them and give my number. Let me get over here scrub through that John right about there All right Yeah, don't forget you have to say don't Don't don't cross the do Don't cross the dookie place that is fucking show every day and he's like, oh, yeah, don't forget cuz I forgot it's easy to forget But don't don't cross the duke.

I got you. All right, man. John, man, you should carry yourself, buddy. And now, this guy, when I was in there first, this doorman asked if he could take a picture, and he does, and then now I'm gonna ask him because he wanted to send the picture to his friend because he said my friend will never believe that you're here. This is how great. Hey Kevin I didn't have to

pay your doorman to recognize me either like I didn't pay anybody at the Belmont Tavern to recognize you. Dude, I'm famous, you're not, live with it. That's a fact, Jack. Even in his own story, the doorman didn't recognize him. He recognized the name. Correct. So, I mean, that's not you being recognized. Like, if I'm, like I have been recognized one time

as being Mad Cucks from the Dick show and someone recognized my voice and came up and said, Hey, do you listen to the Dick show? Do you know the Dick show? Do you know all the people? I know the guy makes fun of Maddox out there. Is that how you prime? That was, that was exactly the way I walked. No, I was on the phone with someone and then the guy came over and he was like, Hey, I'm sorry to bother you, but are you mad cucks? And I was like, sometimes. Turns out he was a Dick Show fan. We talked for a little bit. It was cool, it felt really good.

But that was someone that recognized the timbre of my voice, I guess, more than anything. Because people won't recognize me if I'm not wearing the big, stupid costume, which is exactly what John is doing. They recognize the name Stuttering John from it being in the lexicon of the Howard Stern show. He is not a recognizable person and he definitely doesn't look like he did 30 years ago because he has aged

74 years in the 30. And what would have happened if he would have said Tom John Melendez was here? All right, we'll do. Yeah, I'll give him the message. Thanks John. Have a great day. I'm going to go to the church and I'm going to go to the church and I'm going to go to the church and I'm going to go to the church and I'm going to go to the church and I'm going to go to the church and

I'm going to go to the church and I'm going to go to the church and I'm going to go to the church and I'm going to go to the church and I'm going to go to the church and I'm going to go to the church and I'm Kevin. I said hi. Did you catch that? Yes. He forgot why he was there. He was so swept off. He's gonna be so intimidated by this. Like Kevin Brunner is gonna be like, wait, John was here. Yeah. Oh, no. I don't know if my kids were moving. Yeah. Right.

You don't have this note, right? Like it went immediately into the trash. He was just like, Oh, yeah, don't cross the don't cross the Duke. All right. We got it. It was great to see you stuttering. John, you have a great day now. Then we walked back out of the lobby doors and went and crumpled it up and just threw it right in the trash. I'm not passing that shit on. Or I fucking messaged her laugh with a door man, not a messenger man. Right. Or he has a laugh with Kevin. The next time Kevin goes back in the building, it's like, yeah, so this fucking dude from the Howard Stern show showed up. I don't know don't cross

Yeah, do can you fucking believe that dude comes in? I thought he was the bagel boss Dorman goes home his wife's like anything interesting happen today. Nope nope Open the door close the door same old shit Definitely not open the door close the door same old shit The other thing too there and this is a minor detail But worth pointing out is the fact that he only wanted the photo to send it to a buddy of his who's a bigger Howard Stern fan than he is It wasn't like oh, I gotta get a photo with John. I can't I know someone who will actually appreciate that right I would have said it's a one guy that I know just to prove that I was talking to you earlier good stuff John you're

killing it buddy all right what have we done today we've done it all by the way no game today Cardiff is traveling so we don't have a game so I'll wrap things up by telling you that have a game. So I'll wrap things up by telling you that we listen to Hustler's Spirit starring Fleece Johnson and I'm glad Tab was here for that because he's gonna be doing some follow-up on it. Scorch got told off on his show and didn't know what to do. Steel Toes got some splaining to do over domestic violence which is really shitty behavior and I don't know how he's going to squirm his way out of this one. I can't wait to see what his response is to this coming out because oof talk about having some skeletons in the closet. Not good. Suthering

John is threatening Tookie's mom and also getting the FBI involved in the devil verse for some reason because he thinks that's gonna do something they're gonna They're gonna form a special unit to look into this but it's not gonna be it's not gonna be like a special unit to really Investigate it's gonna be a special unit where they'll like be pulling their own clips and they'll be like a whole internal FBI thing Where they're like look at what this fucking moron said today and it's like to the interoffice memos about what a moron John is. That's really funny. Yeah, like like an internal show that they're just doing for each other. Yeah, they turn their own podcast. Pause it, pause it. He's on the phone. He's on the phone. Put it on speaker.

It's just in here. Here's today's daily random Melendez screenshot based on just sent down into the. It's like when Kate Meany was explaining why she would have these long conversations with John. And she goes, well, I find him as fascinating as all you guys do, but it's better when I talk to him about his personal life, he doesn't have his guard up, he's just telling me everything and it's incredible. I got to imagine that maybe the FBI is fielding

all of his phone calls. And he does think that they're interested in this because they are just as fascinated by this as the rest of us. Interesting theory. Yeah, maybe they're stringing them along the J files their catfishing him So anyway, we're all going to prison. I'm not going to prison. Thank God producer Chris you might I Definitely said that you played the tapes on your show, but I'm not going to prison. Thank goodness for that So, you know what time it is? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show

This is part of the show we play cook from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts this one comes in from bog flop in discord and You know, I remember we reviewed the official podcast, my buddy Kaya was on that show, and Critical, and Jackson, some other guy. And apparently, there's a new The Official Podcast. And it's getting a lot of views. I don't know how Kaya feels about this. I want to reach out to him and find out.

Check this out. The official podcast. Check this out. The official podcast. We're here. This is super duper exciting news. I don't know how long we waited to do this. We've been working really hard guys and we've been just brainstorming a bunch of our ideas and we are bringing them to life this year. It's only up from here

It's only up like he said you guys that's not the only thing we have so many more stuff coming That you guys don't even know about that you will be able to see us talk about on the podcast I'm telling you guys I even manifested it that this is gonna be the number one podcast of The year and years and many more to go. I'm calling it right now. I'm gonna have some pretty juicy shit We're not really anything we're gonna be exposing we're gonna be speaking our minds and Unless you're exposing those breasts. I don't know Yeah, pretty much it but how exciting is this butterflies? I'm

If you guys saw my youtube video that I made about how this room transform transformed In a white room you dumb bitch You put up a fucking sign and some microphones Know what can you possibly you put up a fucking sign? It's a microphone It's my sense say I am so fucking sick of podcasters doing their podcasts from their fucking sofa Sitting in a fucking chair at a desk like a goddamn adult. You're a broadcaster not taking a fucking nap. I am Totally with you except for on the nap thing I think that's okay to do every now and again your pocket taking that but you shouldn't be in a you shouldn't be in a

You don't need a comfortable chair to a podcast You've a slightly uncomfortable chair to a podcast Chairs always slightly rolling to my right and down and it drives me nuts But it builds my rage and lets me do my show these people sit on sofas They fucking mumble to one another about a bunch of bullshit, and I just want to punch them on the throat No one ever looks good sitting on a sofa. There's also that aspect of it too. They're always all fucking lounge all bad. Yeah, the posture sucks.

Tim just ate a whole pint of ice cream and now I want to talk to you about my favorite movies. Please stop doing that. Tim went from Irish white to Irish red ale. Look at him. I know, holy shit, He's fired up about this. It annoys me. I hate seeing podcasters on, on sofas. I don't know why. I don't know why it bothers me so much. Probably because I have sat in uncomfortable chairs for the entire

time I've done podcasts. But I know you're, you're completely accurate on that. And I've been saying it for a long time. You should not be sitting on a sofa doing your show. Sit up, get interested in it. Burt Kreischer does this shit on his show too now, where it's just like two couches facing each other and everyone's just lounging about. Yeah, you're watching his profile and he's picking his feet. Right, yes, it's brutal.

Don't be so fucking comfortable, do a show. Pro tip to guys, if a woman puts that she likes Burt Kreischer in her dating profile, fucking swipe whichever the way that you'd swipe against him. Swipe off. Pro tip to guys if a woman puts that she likes Bert Kreischer in her dating profile buck and swipe Whichever the way that you'd swipe against them All right, so how many views do you think this video has if you had to guess I went up last month I've been looking at the subscriber count and the likes. I'm guessing it's somewhere north of 50,000. It sure is it's 522,000 views. So it turns out these are, this show is hosted by Brittany and Garrick and they are both social media influencers. They're TikTok and Instagram

stars and now they're doing a podcast. So looking forward to getting into that and learning more about the new The Official Podcast on the next episode. We're going to have 80Q Public and Lucy Typebox back on a Wednesday episode of the show. You know what else is happening in common? I was just teasing things. David Collins from the 30 minute half hour show, the half hour 30 minute, I think it's 30 minute half hour show. The half hour 30 minute, I think it's 30 minute half hour show. He is for some reason driving around the Northeast

and we're gonna meet up next, this week coming up and I'm gonna do his show and then he's gonna do someone with the WHTP as well. I'm looking forward to it. He's been on WHTP before, he's very funny. He hangs with Blind Mike a lot on the Blind Mike project and always enjoy his stuff. Tab, where can people find you, my friend?

Check me out. Here's where I don't get, hwidg.com. We're bringing the show back in a limited capacity. Last time I was on, I think we'd cancel it and now we're back. Also you can follow me on Instagram, tbertdesign, T-B-I-R-T in design. I post my glass art that I make. I post random shit that I do. I have some shirtless photos over there if you're interested in that. The shirtless photos gross as shit. The other half of the shirtless photos

looking pretty good. So for you buddy, what was the secret? How'd you lose all the weight? A grit. I mean, yeah, no, I, I went through a really really intense diet process, and now I'm working out a bunch so good for you No, it's epic here. You look fantastic. Thank you very much. We're all jealous. Yeah, you guys want my butts. I can tell You've been over in front of me to Walmart. I don't know what would happen, but I like booty But yeah follow me Check out here's my own get thanks for having me on Carl love being on the show. Yeah, man always great to have you I'd love to have you back again soon. I know that you got a busy work schedule, but appreciate you making some time for us Yeah, absolutely

So if you want to hang you can we're gonna wrap things up. I got some internet news Yeah, I'm here for the whole run. All right I got some internet news From YouTube New York Jay has a reminder I don't think they stress this enough stuttering John has never met Kate Meany in person six string man riffs John is such an espresso martini Willie Fitch notes Slammin brews and shouting obscenities while his sister waits for him to attend a family function. Pathetic. Steven R. Hall declares, Kate is the new queen of the dabble verse.

We stand with Kate. Toegunner suggests, Jodie, don't quit your day job. Grizzlehorn is baffled. Sue someone not involved in an issue? John is losing it. Kate and her mother need to drop a restraining order on John. Mighty Horse claims, John fails his own integrity Verifications. Hey, it's Travis. He doesn't understand what the FBI actually does. It's amazing how stupid he actually is. Harry Ditka

Hello, FBI. I'd like to report an insult. Stephen Weishaupt. He has zero credibility as a parent How does he have the nerve to make a comment about Kate's mother's parenting? Gridlow threatens, I'm about to call Jody B's mom and tell her she should have raised a funnier son. Joseph Collins with an interesting theory. I think John hates Cardiff because he gets PTSD from not knowing how to bake a potato. He sees Cardiff and it hits him hard.

Chris Kenny rejoices, I think that final screw has worked itself loose in John's addled mind and we're all here for it. Burt March warns Joey Mattress is going to make a comeback just you wait for when he unveils his new, hey what's a matter yous tour. Camaro69 writes Joe is not cut out for any of this. Just live off your wife. Get a part-time cashier job and live a happier life. Ed-olo opines Retract tile testicles used to be good, but their new album sucks captain Kulo She you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means Johnny ripple offers

There is a mobile coffee shop I've heard of that would make Xander feel accepted Dingo Jones points out still not gayer than Jody B Commissariat Games has a complaint regarding Moby Jack. So you wait until the very end of the segment to tell everyone you don't know if the guy's even still alive? That's fucking evil, man! 658 Magnus quotes, I wash myself with a rag on a stick. User BlaBlaBla asks,

Is this Professor Toad PhD out of makeup and mr. Rivage plays us out with Phil Elmore really fell off I wish him the best I was thinking about this and I'm not saying I would be for this but YouTube's got some really wacky terms of service as far as what you can show and they want it to be kid-friendly for the most part and I'm surprised that you're allowed to slowly commit suicide on your channel and just show off the fact that you're just gaining weight and drinking all the time and Trying to be as unhealthy as possible if there was a person on there who was teaching you how to smoke as many

Cigarettes as possible today, I guess that would be okay, too. I don't know. Let's try it Which is volunteering to do that do the smoking you know what I don't smoke cigarettes, but I'll take it up for this cause Sounds like a good idea cigarette cigarette per day challenge, and then you like slowly ramp them up like a cigarette every six minutes Until you're the guy in the Guinness Book You're like Kramer in that episode of Seinfeld where he's gone through like all the smoking, 10 years of smoking in just a few days. Yeah.

All right. Let's check out some voicemails. What are the people saying? What's up, ladies and gays and friends? It's your boy Andy Cohen once again. Okay. I just wanted to say this last episode, dude, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, you're telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I saying. What's up ladies and friends. It's your boy Andy Cohen once again. Okay. I just

wanted to say this last episode dude, I'm telling you, you started one of the best fucking episodes. A lot of them are pretty good, but this one's really other than Jamal Malade and yes, they're the best. And I just want to say that. And also what's up with you Mr. Chris. Hey. You know, I kind of think about it sometimes. Like, you've made 500 episodes and the thing hasn't really gotten worse or better. I could just kind of stay the same quality and like, Chris is always pointing me to the space and things. So I appreciate you guys. Thank you. And I'm not the only one saying, fuck you, Carl.

What's up, Carl? What's up, everybody? Yes. Yes, yes, yes. It's a very nice voicemail. I appreciate it. I couldn't make out a lot of the words, but I think he was saying that we're consistently good. So thank you for that. I will argue that the show has gotten better if you go back and listen to the first 80 or 90 episodes.

It was a different program back then, I would tell you. Carl, I'm putting that we are the dabless song on my worst song in the 2000s list. Okay, buddy. What? We're the devs of 2020 That's mean so let me get this straight Taco gives us Rosita chick pirate sign and we're expected to pay for it. Get the fuck out of here No, what I'm saying Fuck out of here. No, what I'm saying

Happy matted Paco easy easy. He wasn't the one that caused the problems as far as I know That's three words for you. Carl. Holy Lee Shit, it's that AI stuttering John promo for devil con 2 was really John That's a John I would give money to. I might even fly to that shitty town of Rochester and BSE got forsaken liberal Haven, New York to go see that shit. So we're gonna play that for him. Like you can make money fucko. Right?

Yeah. AI John rules for sure. That's a great problem. All those guys put together for that should have played it today. I forgot Chris in the chat says, girl, Germany game was suspended because of the rain. What kind of fairies you got over there? No, I'm watching it. I'm keeping an eye on it. They were showing the lightning and I have a feeling that they don't want people to die during a soccer game. They're just soccer players, though.

So there's fans there, too, though. I fuck them. They them they're soccer fans I know I hear what you're saying I Understand they're gonna if they don't if they they're probably gonna fucking riot anyway Well, not if Germany wins and then we'll be good if they win they riot at a celebration if they lose they riot out of Pro this isn't the United States. This is an hour with lightning and get the fuck rid of them, Philadelphia They don't just Okay, that's that's England yes, that's that is true Roach even for months says what's your thoughts on this shit Carl? Fjc by the way, I've jc my fuck John. Oh, I thought it was fuck stuttering John, but no it's not

fjc John. Oh, I thought it was buck stuttering, John, but not FJCF. She probably Christ. That's what my thought whenever I hear JC. I hope not. Roger. Hope that's what you're saying. Let me know the chat. What am I missing here? Why am I dumb? Jm for John Melendez. Oh, Joey C. Of course, Joey C. The C is for C. Yeah, right. I should have known that. I know the name is one of those letters. I should have fucking should have known that. Joey C was funny on point devil point yesterday. I'm sorry. He didn't talk a lot and when he did, he made it count. I thought he was good. That's the way to do it. That is the way to do it. You can ask producer Chris about that. Hey Carl, holy shit man. That prestige in the last episode. The guy's fucking dead. I mean we can all just assume that he's fucking dead right? It was bone chilling. It was scarier than anything I've ever heard on the fucking creep off man. Holy shit. I would clap.

No one can't be true. But I'm driving 70 down the highway right now. Oh shit. I gotta go That was a great ending to the Yeah, hey, he hasn't posted in six months. So he's probably dead Do the cringe of the week and it's what you just said oh Wow, I mean the guy has a piece of shit. What do you want? I got a bone to pick with the cringe of the week this week. I've been out swinging and partying with Bucky the cat and a fucking his girl.

She's a Brazilian, a real hot big ass hairless, you know, and, uh, You know, he can keep his coke and his Molly to himself. He's not out there blabbing I think Aaron is a real deserve deserving party of cringe of the week last week Bucky the cat cool my book. Shout out Bucky the cat. Shout out Paco Good job on the show. You piss a lot of people off. I know who you are. All right, get out of here Bye. All right. There's a Bucky the cat fan. We should revisit that show. That sounds like a sad, sad person right there. Great show. Carl and Chris are the best. Thank you, Steve Plumb. Thanks for being a member for three months. We appreciate it. Hey, I'm the latest podcast episode five 30, the Moby Jack podcast. What the hell did you say at 125.48?

Something about any single way? I don't know, check it out. All right, normally I don't go back with these types of requests, but last time I did. So let's see. Oh, you don't remember what you said at 125.48? I'm glad you gave me the precise timestamp, because then I can go check it out.

So let's see what I said. How do they get away with it? So like you how do you not understand? Humor in any single way you can't be this dumb In any single way yeah, how can you not understand humor in any single way you can't be yeah I don't I don't hear anything odd in that That's that's why I wanted to fact-check it. it I'm like friend for once I actually formed words with my mouth checking going on like yeah you're right no that's one of your phrases that people pick up on is in any single way fuck you can't win fuck why do I say that I product cuz you have like a weird regional affectation yeah probably

people should make fun of that non-stop. I would imagine John Deluxe coming in calling him from the left coast Carl deluxe huge fan of the show. I'm begging you Begging you If producer Chris is there Cardiff Annie, whatever Whatever help Carl out here Carl You're fucking with the Duke you have any idea Have you ever seen raging ball or any of the gangster movies?

This guy it's the door everybody knows you know fuck with a toke You know what he's pretty good points. Why am I even playing cuz it's not every job This guy's the fucking Duke. I should not be messing with thank you D locks He's got my last unless you're Donald Pleasance, and then you can fuck with the Duke Yeah, he's true Steven says curl you have to talk about the court documents dropped about Aaron by and his ex-wife We did we did on the show if you just are joining us now Check that out. It's a rewind rewind. It's on there. Just when I thought stuttering john that reached the pinnacle of

stupidity and douchebaggery of this whole contacting the FBI whether I don't know if I believe him or not, but I can't help but picture the meeting at the FBI building Monday morning and they're getting ready for the week and had dudes like Miguel Cuddy, Johnson. I know you're a bit close to breaking that case on that sleeper terrorist cell, put in two years, but put a pin in that for now John Melendez was recorded on a phone call and we need to find the perpetrators one of them is a

potato dot dot dot like what a fucking idiot yep so I'm putting out there if there's a terrorist attack and I hope there isn't of course and the next six months I'm firmly putting it on Stunner and John's shoulders. Fucking idiots. God. You know, actually, now come to think of it, I would rather have the FBI looking into this stupid phone call thing versus anything they could possibly be prioritizing, because I don't trust them at all.

Correct. What the FBI does is they convince people to try to take out Gretchen Whitmer. Yeah. You know about that case where they tried to arrest these guys who tried to assassinate Gretchen Whitmer and then in the court proceedings they found out that most of the people involved were FBI agents egging them on to do it. So they dismissed the whole fucking case. It was like you can't just keep telling these people to do this thing and they give money and supplies and shit They might do it. Yeah, that's what the FBI is up to. I agree with you tab I actually I'm a I'm friends with Cardiff. I'm friends with Tukey, but I'd much rather see those two assholes go to prison

And I've had a beef with the FBI ever since I was a kid and they put that stupid thing on my videotape so I couldn't fast forward through. Yeah, $25,000, I doubt it. I doubt it. I'm going to be making a copy for my friend. Sorry. This is W.A.T.P. Obama. Hey! Wow, what a week.

I can't believe what transpired for all to see. I feel partially responsible for the embarrassment. That's right. Stuttering John once again said that I laughed at a joke that he wrote. Let me be clear. This did not happen. Off camera, Joe Biden had fallen asleep and people were piling napkins and coasters on his head. I was laughing at that Anyways, this one is for our neighbor to the north Cardiff electric Joe Joe Joe I love you, Carl. That is a great Obama impression.

That's a pretty good Obama impression. That's very good. Thank you for calling in. Don't be a stranger. All right, last voicemail. Carl, you fucking asshole. You said that the gay guy, the gross dude on Wednesday's show doesn't know what a pail it cleanser is. Last week, you finished up about half an hour of gay dudes

talking about douching their buttholes and said, you guys ready for a palate cleanser? And then you proceeded to go into a long explanation about a tranny gay guy inverting his testicles up into his body and then smushing joke useless penis in between his butt cheeks That's not a palate cleanser. No, it's not Hey, welcome to Carl's fine dining Now that you finished your oyster plate, would you like a palate cleanser of another oyster plate this time with anchovies?

All right. Okay. This is been made from flint from Flint. You know what you've been fucking up lately You don't get to know who this is. Oh, I think it's Nate Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, you don't know that tab Nate from flow, you know It was I have this power where if someone gives me like the first six digits of a phone number I have a one in ten chance of getting the 10th. Yeah Yeah, that's why John had to mute that segment of his of his video. Let's just say Lisa S. No, wait. L Simpson.

Alright, thanks to god. I always love it when you're on the show. Yeah, no problem. Thanks for having me. You know what? Tabs way better than the other people we have on the show. You know what I mean? Like some of these other guests we have suck compared to Tab. Anyway, thanks for being out here, buddy. Good to see you. Yeah. We'll go. Goodbye. Goodbye. Are we done here? I think we are. Okay bye.