Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep532 - The Official Podcast GnB

Episode Date: July 4, 2024

This week we’re celebrating the Fourth of July with the most American thing ever - social media influencers. Britney and Garik have millions of TikTok and IG followers who are interested in their relationship, so now they have their own podcast to talk about it. What could go right? Lucy Tightbox and Trucker Andy ARE BACK to discuss Britney’s dogs and Garik’s chicken wings. Then we learn about Hailey Welch, the Hawk Tuah girl made an appearance on Plan Bri Uncut recently. Then we get into Stuttering John’s recent threats of physical violence against everyone in the Dabbleverse and what the illegally recorded phone calls might sound like. Marshall Loether joins the show to tell us about his experience on Scorch’s PFG-TV when he told Scorch off to his face! Well done sir! Also, Aaron Imholte is now a child threatening to hurt himself if people point out that he abused his wife. And finally we have a round of To Catch An Alien, your recent reviews, and voicemails. Marshall’s TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@wiscocomedycollec Tickets are on sale for DabbleCon 2 on August 16th and 17th – http://watplive.com/ Tickets for the Magic Bag in Detroit on October 25th – https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide https://allapologiespodcast.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://www.twitch.tv/thurmatinee Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy You know what? I miss penis What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize is it gonna be Absolutely riveting is it gonna change your life by any stretch probably not but it's gonna be at least entertaining Okay, by the way for those people that are in the back Remember to shut the fuck up

I've been dying to say that cuz Cuz a row cuz a row slaparoonie It's showtime W A T P. W A T P. W A T P. Hello, women, thanks for coming. Welcome to the fourth of July special episode of Worldly's Podcast, the only show that isn't violating YouTube's terms of service. I'm your host, Carl, with me today, the man who shits on podcasts like bird shit on his head from the All Apologies Podcast. It's ADQ

Public. Let's talk shit. And with us today, the woman who shits on podcasters for just $200. From once over with Kaylee, it's Lucy Typebox. Hello. Please go to whoarethese.com. We've got our email address, voicemail number, link to the subreddit, link to our discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel, and link to Patreon, a supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month. If you sign up on YouTube and become a paid member,

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So I'm excited about that. And of course to our friends in Michigan, we'll be back at the magic bag, October 25th, themagicbag.com to get tickets. I believe VIPs already sold out for that. VIPs sold out for the DabbleCon2 as well, but still tickets remain. And yeah, you just didn't get there fast enough. Next time be better. Plan ahead. We encourage our listeners, give us a five-star review of a podcast or every review podcast. The channel offers in the comment section today We'll be reviewing a show called the official podcast. This was a suggestion from bog flop and discord We've all listened separately. We've not discussed it with you the beforehand

Let's get into it the show hosted by Brittany and Garrick and Brittany and Garrick are social media influencers. They're TikTokers, they have a big TikTok channel. Brittany official is a TikToker with 8.6 million followers. They just started up a podcast and the podcast is fascinating. They have a lot of great information, a lot of insights, things you won't learn about anywhere else because these are young people who understand technology

and how technology works. Maybe it might come up on my feed now because you just talked about it in the FBI listens to your phones. If you guys don't think that's that that if you guys don't think that that is true, it is true. There's been so many times that I've talked about like inflatable pools or like Nerf guns and all of a sudden I'll get it like on my freaking like What is it? On my IG. I'll get all my IG sponsors. What does Brittany think the FBI does? She was the FBI's listen to your phone. You know, I can prove it. There's an advertisement They're trying to sell me an inflatable pool. That's not what the FBI does

She has this good of an understanding of the FBI as John does. Yeah, it's not Eric John Like so I called the FBI and said stop giving me advertisers or things I talk about. Please don't do that. Could you ask the FBI to send you a better camera? Yeah, this camera. Fucking tweaking out. So the most recent episode, I pulled some clips from, and the first 11 minutes, it's trying to autofocus.

It's going in and out and in and out. It's very frustrating. Then they fix it at a certain point. Thank God for that. So I apologize for the way this is working. So this is a young couple. They've been dating for almost five years. And I guess basically the only thing they talk about

is that they're a young couple who've been dating for almost five years. I think that kind of sums it up. Oh no, they also talk about their dogs. A lot of dog talk going on. So much. Because they have five dogs. And I love it when you talk to people and they go, let me tell you about my dogs. Because it lets me know that I can just

tune out for the next 25 minutes. I don't have to listen to a thing that's being said because I don't give a fuck. And that is quite the case here. I came up with the name Astro because this actually, this is like a little mini astronaut and this used to be in our living Room, and I looked over and I'm like Astro, I'm like oh my gosh Astroid cuz his back looks like a galaxy like little asteroids on his back cuz he's Merle. He's a blue Merle Dachshund and Duxen and But um, yeah, but it was a little too close to me. It was a little too close to me.

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Like, a little too close to me. Like, a little too close to me. Like, a little too close to me. Like, a little too close to me. Like, a little too close to me. Like, a little not a show This is not how shows work and I get it. I'm not in the social media influencer world I don't give a fuck about these people. I don't care what they have to say about their dogs I don't understand why other people do and I'm actually looking to you guys Hopefully you did some research on this because it's all a mystery to me because it's not like these two have any talent Garrick loves singing for some reason. Yeah, gorilla.

When I see your face, your face, your face, there's not a thing that I will change. Cause girl you're amazing, amazing, just the way you are, when you smile smile smile and those motherfucking lashes lashes lashes finna bush over your face cuz girl you're amazing we're back you guys we had technical difficulties with the camera. Just the way you are. Oh my gosh babe. Wow what can this guy do? Andy what did you pick up on from this show or what did you look at too? I realized what you realize that there is no discernible talent with either one of these two people.

Especially when it comes to a narrative and storytelling because I tried to find something that was remotely interesting. They get sidetracked so easily all the time. Yes. It's not inside. But in my clip one, first off, this is the first thing that clip,

and this sums up the show for me. This will be annoying and useless and hard to hear, and that's the whole point. First off, so we wanted to tell you guys this story because we were just like, you know what, this is crazy how a situation really shows you how fast, I don't know. Things can happen and how fast,

I think God was testing us kinda in this situation. Or it just happened. I think so too. It was just a mix of it. So these two, they're not well spoken, but something slightly interesting happened in their lives, so they have to try and turn it into content. Okay.

But they're not good at telling anecdotes. Okay. There's nothing worth watching unless anecdotes means huge tits. Like the only reason anybody's watching this. Okay. Is cause they're just giant bombs. Yeah, I wanted to talk about that.

I wanted to ask if you have any insight as to why they got popular in the first place Because I look through their tik-tok and stuff. It's just the same old shit. Yeah, I have been trying to figure that out It's just the last day her Instagram with in tight outfits. Yeah. Oh, yeah, and I have examples of that Okay, we'll get into that. She has a pretty Killer body. She has a great rack. I'll give that to her. But listen, she's no hoctua. So I'm not even sure what we're talking about here.

I don't know why she's as popular as she is. And Garrick, I have no idea. No, no. Well, yeah. Well, he's on the show because he's fucking hilarious, obviously. I mean, it won't be surprising to learn that a lazy ass show like this runs to mukbang immediately which is one of the Lowest forms of content so that's clip to where to learn why he's on the show It's because he's hilarious. We got some link stuff

Before we get open guys video big thumbs up subscribe hit the post notification and Comment down below a crazy story that you guys got into like Let's say like you were in public and you were just going to do something I don't know some story I wanna see This is Brittany's guys she got Cajun and a ranch right here And then I got Cajun as well but bone in also guys I've been working out. I've been getting game That's a joke right you're five'3", and a twerp.

You're eating fried chicken on a couch, and you're getting games? Yeah, that's a weird time to throw that in there. By the way, guys, I'm in really good shape. Okay, sure you are. Disagree. Can I point out? Are they audio-only listeners? This is the part that's depressing for people like me,

is that the latest episode, episode eight, that I pulled at some clips from Went up about three days ago. It has 80,000 views on yeah. Yeah, these are averaging like a hundred and forty thousand Watching this shit this show is going back in Going from doing like a YouTube show. You're out in the world doing stuff. Yeah podcasting is going backwards Yes, so they're making bad decisions by starting this podcast But I were watching it though. I don't know how people are stupid. I mean Trisha paid a same thing Yeah, we were a pink outfit and talk nonsense to a gay guy and I'm like, that's dumb idea

Fucking 80 million views later. I guess she knew what she was talking about. I don't know. What do you think Lucy? What's going on with these day? What did you pick up on? I picked up on almost exactly what you guys are talking about They talk about the fact that they were boyfriend and girlfriend and now they're engaged and then they talk about dogs And it's impossible to listen to and I absolutely hated every moment of it So I actually listened to I think it was episode 5 and today's topic was actually dogs So in my clip 3, okay, we are going we're going to see that, you know, Garrick understands that the word dog can mean a couple of different things.

You know, it could be like a person, it could be a feet, my dogs are barking. And he's going to be hilarious. All right, sounds good. Today's episode is about dogs. I know you guys know that we just got a new puppy. He was here in the frame. Kind of dogs. He's gesturing to his feet.

Oh, our dogs. I told you he was funny. Yep. This guy sucks. Yeah. Um, he also spends a fair amount of time in the episode that I watched, Yawning, so in my clip 4, that's a great moment for me. I never want to watch anybody gesturing to their dog to come and jump up in a podcast

while somebody else yawns. It's so insanely, insanely lazy. I got to say, when people are inspired by bad art to do art, and I've talked about this many times, I come from the world of music, and if I find a band that like shitty bands Oh golly at the Misfits really like oh your bands gonna suck And I can only imagine what these two retards are watching on YouTube that they're like oh we could do a YouTube show The dog jump on our lap we just burp and yell and yawn. That's a show, right? Yeah, I don't know because I'm trying I'm only

Figuring this out right now and I could be all wrong but remember those kids that were doing the the show about arguing about tacos and yes. Which way to eat a taco. Latino centric audience is glomming on to this because it's free and it's something to watch. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Cost me nothing. What are you saying about? Latino cost you nothing to give this show 147,000 views I don't know like Except that it's free show with lazy people

Wow congratulations your word for most subtle racism goes to. Wow. Congratulations, Adrian. That's very well done. So I also learned that not only are they dog owners, are they just completely annoying about it, but they're also horrible, horrible asshole dog owners. And Garrick clearly thinks that he's the alpha. So in my clip 11, we are going to have him describe to us how he would beat his dog if he wanted to. You need to stop. No, but no, Garg has gotten better. Guys, if I really wanted to, I can like with my hands just like freaking, I could do damage, but I love him.

What's wrong with you? What? I'm a man babe and me Don't say that. I'm not saying it. I'm just saying like he's lucky like I got hands, bro. I Got hands, bro. All right. She was getting upset with him because he's talking about beating up a dog and Most people get upset about that sort of thing, but you gotta understand their chemistry He's so funny and he cracks her up, but you have to understand that when you have a good sense of humor, that's a great way to win over the ladies. I'm gonna say, okay girl, I wasn't holding back. Shut the fuck up, dude. What are you talking about? Shut the fuck up.

You shut the fuck up. I go. That's gonna get clipped. People are gonna be be like can't believe they talk to each other like that Yeah, we do and what? you asshole crease What? Asshole crease It's like the lines on this is why people are getting annoyed because we get off topic

I go back to the topic then so they they're reading the comments. They're obviously reading the feedback that's coming in as people are getting annoyed because it's obnoxious and it's not funny. Like, oh, people are going to clip this. Listen to this crazy, crazy. Wow, they're going to think we're fighting. It's not just the audience, Carl. It's the people on the show. If you want to skip to my clip four, even Brittany. This is the beginning of the one that I watched She's already losing patience with this story that they're telling There's a lot of that by the way where she just gets annoyed with them and Yeah, I have some things coming out that we I'm not sure what her deal is. I don't know that she seems all that datable but

Yeah, well if you still aren't convinced that these two are boring people that aren't good at putting on a show, this Garrett guy. Oh, sorry. He's now going to tell you something interesting that happened in the most boring way possible in clip 5. All right, I tell Brittany, let's go look at cars. You guys know us.

We love cars. We sit in a car. We drive all the way to Culver City, because we also had a meeting with TikTok around that area. We went to the Culver City Chevy dealership. I wanted to look at the Z06s. So we pull up there, and it's around like 4 p.m., 3 p.m.? We hop out, there's only one Z06 in the showroom.

We're just vibing, we're just looking around. We're not even filming, we're just chilling. We were just looking around, a bunch of cars, there was a bunch of nice cars over there. We're just vibing guys. 20 minutes passed. We're just looking at cars. We even test drove one car. We're chilling. We're about to leave actually. And then this guy, this big tough guy comes in. We're minding our own business, by the way. We're talking to salesmen. They kind of noticed us. You know, we're vibing, chatting her up and everything. He starts being very vocal and very loud How do you vibe at a car dealership? What does he mean? He's a vibe because he's sampling the coffee

I've just been hanging out. Just hanging out. I sold that clip to Pfizer as the cure for insomnia Wow, it's the most boring fucking story. I've ever heard. It just was nothing I went shopping for a car that I didn't buy Wow Yeah,. And we were in the showroom and there was a car there. We were vibing. We were vibing. Whatever that means. Well, so one of the videos that they have pinned to their TikTok, speaking of cars, is this one. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Big Daddy actually did this? Stop! So that's a seven second video of Brittany getting a Mercedes S580

which cost over $150,000 for that car and there were balloons on it. Isn't that cute? Don't forget the flowers. I don't know if I play this clip or not but John goes, you think you could become a millionaire with no talent. Yes I see examples of it every fucking day

Unfortunately, it happens. Yeah, they are into cars apparently He should keep his stories under seven seconds though. Yeah It's perfect for these. Yeah, all right, Lucy. I have so much more dog content So the dogs obviously hate Garak because he's an asshole to them. I have so much more dog content. So the dogs obviously hate garrick because he's an asshole to them so Dogs have their dogs have attacked him multiple times Including once where they bit off his lip his dog bit off his leg. Yes. So in my clip 12

We will get to learn about how he looked for his missing lip My lip is gone. Like I was trying to look for that shit on the floor. Where you at? I think he ate that shit. I looked in his shit too like the next day. I looked on the floor for your lip. We looked in his shit too huh? You did. Yeah so he's literally just pulling through shit to find his lip. Like don't reattach it at that point my dude Well, yeah, I mean if it gets digested, it's not gonna look like a lip anymore. I don't think I would want that on my face Could you imagine like why would it still look like a lip? It's like shit at that point What do you what do you think it's gonna be? Is that a real story? Is that even a real thing?

That is a real they talked about this for about 20 minutes. They know shit Okay, and again not the only time that the dogs have attacked him I I did think it was interesting though We talked about them fighting a little bit here on the show they get into these little yeah little like Tifts with each other very cute, but very annoying for us He in the beginning of the episode that I checked out like yanks her hair. No like like very similar But yeah also like that so that is my clip 15, okay

Babe next week next week Next week's episode, our first guest, Awa! Which is like, He gets excited like a toddler. Yes. It's like when a toddler, Aaaaaaah! Bailey Dupree punching her friend.

Yeah right! He has no control over what his body is doing at any point and in my clip six we will also get to see that because he asks Brittany a question and then he fully leans over so that he can fart. How many followers on Instagram did you have at this time? I don't know. I really don't know.

I'm gassy. No, you're constipated. No. Gassy no, you're constipated No That's crazy She farted on the one that I watched it was the only time either one of them started laughing and they had to explain it There's they I don't know where she's just starts laughing. He's like, what did you fart? She's like, yeah Hilarious so So, the most recent episode is about how

their relationship used to be quite toxic and it isn't anymore and apparently, uh Garrick is worried when Brittany goes out because he's like, it's not safe for women out there. Someone's going to slip your roofie. Bad

things are going to happen. So, when they were first dating, she was going out a lot and of course posting it on Instagram. My gosh. After time. If I go out to the mall or if I go anywhere in public, I usually will be with my sister-in-laws

or I will be with Scar because. Bo boys! I will usually be with Scar because, fuck around and find out. He has a patch that says that Yeah, no, but hold that like stinks babe What is with you in but right now like can you stop dude? You can't lie there farther deadly, okay? Hey, look, he's like we're on the subject of toxic right? Yeah, you know that guy

No one knows that we're talking about it's fart stink pretty good stuff Everyone can write that I don't I know a guy that, too. That's pretty funny. Okay, cool So this is really the meat of this episode where they talk about well, I don't want to spoil it I'll let them advertise to us. This is a big announcement. They have Speaking of toxic we're dropping our brand Toxic Love. Yes. At the end of July, just be prepared. So the whole point of our drop for Toxic Love is basically what we are going to be talking, what I am talking about right now that me and Garek did have our toxic stage in our

relationship. It was definitely in the beginning when we were probably like four months into our relationship. When we first moved in. But no, not when we first moved in, but when I was sneaking in kind of. Yeah. So they're dropping a product line at the end of July called Toxic Love that's about when their relationship sucked. Why? Why would you do that? Also, what is the product line? So I looked into it. Why would you not immediately say the product? Right, so I looked into it and I

think it just is shirts and apparel that says toxic love on it. But I need to know more about this because why was it toxic? Why are you guys celebrating this? We were a little talk, we were a lot toxic right there. It's like she would go out and like she would post on her story and I would see a bunch of people, random people in this in the back I'll be like what are you doing? I had trust issues because I've been cheated on and shit and like it's not a good feeling So me actually like committing to a relationship. I'm like yo in my head back then I'm a kid so I'm like

Yo, like she got like you know I don't know I tripped out I was tripping out, but she wasn't doing anything she was yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe posting to make me mad or something. What? To get me a little angry because it was COVID back then. So I would play on my war zone. So he had trust issues because he was cheated out in the past. And now this is their brand that they're dropping. I don't understand how this generation thinks. True romance. Like why wouldn't you celebrate positive things with your brand rather than thinking back to the time that you would trust as you thought that every Instagram story, every guy in the background is fucking your girlfriend. You have to lean into the fact that I'm a bad partner for you. Yeah. So I'm still

confused. What's the reason for toxic love? The bread that you're dropping. They answer that question here. Thank God. But yes, that's the whole reason why we are dropping toxic love is to show that there's a lot of battles that you go through in your relationship that I'm sure a lot of people know about. Especially being in a relationship. You see, you're going like they fade and don't look like they're ever gone away.

You're cutting me off. I'm sorry, that's a throwback. My goodness. But yes, we have had our battles, we have had our fights, we have had our breaking points to the point where we almost have broken up many, many, many times. Well, that's terrible. I'm wildly confused by what they're doing here.

It's a brand for people that see all the warning signs of why they shouldn't be together, but stay together anyway. Yeah, just push through. Yeah. Well, we got the dog, so I guess we're stuck with each other at this point. We'll get divorced later. But for now, let's sell t-shirts Yes, right about something that sounds like a lube with battery acid in it for your enemies

I don't know why you would call it that but well Good luck Let's find an example of one of these fights that they used to have because they had these awful fights and now they have old brand coming out based on it for example if Me and gaurik fight because one day I start to see him slack off a bit, I'll put him in check. But sometimes he won't see it as me trying to put him in check. Sometimes he'll see it as like, okay, babe, you're trying to boss me around.

And I tell him, I'm not trying to boss you around. I just, I know that you could be at the, at the best. I know that you could be the best version of yourself. You're just not allowing yourself to do that. So that's what I'm here for. I'm here to uplift you and to make sure that you keep going, that our grind is still strong and that you can do whatever you want as long as you keep your mind to it.

I can't tell if she's a nag or a motivational speaker. It's somewhere teetering in between. I'm here to say that what you're doing isn't good enough. You could do better. And it's my job to point out everything that you're doing wrong that's not to my satisfaction. Right. That sounds fun.

Sounds like a healthy relationship. Yeah, they finally figured out these two kids. Alright, one more clip and then I'll pass it back to you guys. Okay. Again, they go back to the reason why they're calling their new brand Toxic Love. I don't think they understand why they're doing it. But that is the whole reason why we have created uh Toxic Love is to basically show that if you have dealt with a stage in your relationship where it felt toxic or it was toxic and you're now in a healthy state of the relationship that's okay too. Why not call it healthy state of the relationship that'd be a better bread for this but okay, so

She I don't think that doesn't make any sense to me what she's about to spew is Other nonsense see if you make any sense of this. I think that people like to Try to tell other people well weren't you guys like this in the beginning Or didn't you guys used to argue about this or didn't, didn't he do this? Or didn't she do this? And people always have a comment that every relationship has its problems. Every relationship has problems. Every relationship has its arguments. Every relationship has its little flaws that you either have to accept

or you build with communication and the rocky roads you got to be there for each other. So just platitudes and utter nonsense and this is like a couple that people celebrate on the internet they can't get enough we already mentioned their brand is actually GNB right that that's what they have you want to buy their clothes if you want to find their tic-tacs and their social medias because their initials, right? It's garak and Brittany's a gmb is What they go by and so that's like their entire identity is just them being a couple

This does sound like she is talking about in a roundabout general way that she used to beat him she used to punch him in his sleep, and they've overcome that now and Into a t-shirt brand Toxic part now comes the love yeah that makes a lot of sense because he's probably hung like a field mouse And she has giant tits yeah, so she's like I'm probably going to be making the rules in this relationship You're right. I was out of line for a second there, my bad. All right. What else did you guys pick up on?

In my clip six, this was maybe the only laugh that I got out of this. I had to rewind this six times to really get a handle on the way he pronounces this word. I don't know. I just found it amusing. So the dealership was kind of like, because he was mean to the girl, so they were trying to kick him out. They knew that there was something wrong with him

They're like there was nothing wrong with him. He was on threads, you know, he was on something we don't know what I said, I don't know where is my clip seven I just I Drilled down on it to really Get a handle of this. He was on threads So, what are they watching? OP radio? Where are they learning their comedy from? So what's happening? What if I said it in a funny voice? This story revolves around the fact that they were shopping for a car they couldn't afford and weren't going to buy and this guy on Drugs showed up and started carrying on in the dealership and got kicked out and then was

it carried out into the parking lot and he they had to call the cops and have this guy arrested then why was he talking about vibing the whole that's the exact same part yeah exactly jesus fucking cry that there was a car yeah i know it's a dealership yeah it's gonna be cars there all right let's try and get down to the meat and potatoes of this in clip eight but workers salesman like stop talking to him and then he started cussing out everybody like all the workers like not even him so he went to go unlock a door I think it was a lexus car he went to go unlock the door for him for another customer and then the guy put his juice down and like ran up on him like this like ran up on the salesman like this and the salesman took off his tie and he's

like, what's up? Like he started squaring up with him cause he was like, he was like back up. He's like back up. That's like why are you taking off your tie and started chasing it? That's when I came into the mix and I started to record. Well, thank God a hero arrived to record it live on tick. That's right. What else am I supposed to do? Except go live. Don't'll save you we're live yeah okay great and now you might captain hindsight yeah right thanks and you might think this is where things start to get interesting but you thought Garret's version of the story was boring

Brittany is gonna jump in and I. This is about a minute long, but you're gonna feel like you live this whole day with that. It's gonna feel like 24 hours lived in one minute. I started recording number one for the safety of that worker. Nobody else was recording that I saw. So I was like, I'm gonna record just in case this man hits the worker. So that way the man could press charges against him

and like have proof of evidence And then once he started to say things about Mexicans that's also when I started recording Because I was just like Wait Andy was there? What the fuck? This is crazy like these men and women work at this place It was like pretty much nothing but Mexicans working And then they go into work and literally get harassed by a freaking by a guy who's having like a psychiatric breakdown or something I don't know

But he started saying terrible things about Mexicans to the salesman and she's like dude like this we were just trying to work Like the shit is mad annoying. He was trying to pull the racist car Yeah, it was the fact it was the fact that like the cops Literally took forever to come like it had to get to the point That it was that and the cops still like didn't even fucking come like they took forever until I got on the phone And I fucking caught them. They're like, okay, there's one around the corner. Bye. Hey, what did you just say? I exactly I started checking my email This sounds like you're putting a five-year-old to bed and she's telling you about the field trip that she went on the day to the car

Sale dealership. It's oh That's story sweetie You really showed the cops whose boss and then my little pony made a friend with another pony And then they went and had magical times together like are you very wound up. I know it's exciting All right, just real just to wrap this up real quick I did there were a few clips of the actual incident show don't tell So it was just like a grand total of 20 seconds of what actually happened. Okay, and it's still I mean in a Sea of boring story. It's still fucking boring

Four or five employees salesmen come in between us and are holding us back I write bro. I took my shit off my jacket and then right when I took my jacket He rushed like he rushed around trying to hit me stupid motherfucker Don't mess bitch. All right. Yeah, I mean cuz just show that yeah, so she is a dumbass bitch So the two guys that are about stuttering John height didn't actually get in a fight. That's a story Yeah, go go thing. This is the most interesting thing I could find in the feed of this show You're trying to find things that are interesting and D. What have we talked about? All right, lose. I know you have a lot of clips. Yes. I don't want to belabor this too much

You is we're just gonna I'm gonna show you the moment where they really really lost me There were a lot of bad moments But okay, we'll talk about the moment that they really really lost me and then I'm gonna show you what I was Hopeful would be their comeback great. So we're gonna talk about in clip 5 They are dog owners. They also used to have cats They are dog owners. They also used to have cats Britney's cat was peeing all over her house because again, they're shitty pet owners and she was getting sick from that Yeah, I got COVID and pneumonia and I

Wait, is that what it's called? No, it's not. What is it called? It's basically it is pneumonia pneumonia isn't cat pee, but I got what's it called? Toxic plasmasis, I'd like to see ammonia they fare on the sea best So that was like the moment where I was really like, okay, there's no redeeming qualities whatsoever But in my clip we're gonna do eight and nine. We'll start with clip eight We are going to see if they can redeem themselves. I was so so hopeful. I was really rooting for these dumb kids Again, this episode was all about their dogs So this is going to be a video where they are talking about when they went to get their first dog So if you guys want to go see that getting our first puppy, it's on our GMB YouTube. You got to scroll all the way down.

And you can see how Scar is... Or we'll put it at the end of today's video. Yeah. On this episode. Yeah. So first of all, I was like, you are going to make me go on to another YouTube channel, then you're going to make me scroll all the way down trying to find this. And then they were like, we're going to put it at the end of today's video and I was like great job. Thank you. This is wonderful

It's so They do almost no post production That's cool. That's an easy post production thing to do. Just gotta throw a video clip at the end of your show cool super easy We'll get forward to it in clip 9. We'll find out if they can keep their commitment Let us know if you guys want any other dog stories like garrick said and we'll catch you later P by Nigel They couldn't do the one thing If only the dog bit his other lip there

It's pretty capital I Think that there will be many more dog attacks against him good in the near future And I can't wait for the divorce episode So also good this dude sucks. They both suck. They're both so annoying There's a video they put out a tick that called we broke up No, and This has a ton of views and so I wanted to show this to you guys Hey guys, um, I know you saw the title of today's video.

Um, I just really wish it weren't true. I know that this is something that you guys are- How quick is every YouTuber and TikToker sliding into her DMs when they see the title of this fucking thing. We are Gonna be talking about for a while I'm really sorry to let Some of you guys down The title of today's video is true

I Hope you guys just don't hate us I Hope you guys don't hate us. I hope you guys don't hate me for making this decision, you know We're gonna talk about a little bit Erin Emhold's been trying to cry at a show for the last three weeks She actually mustered up some real tears there. So she might be the talented one. She can actually cry out. Oh, she's obviously This is the smartest decision she ever made it's actually true This is a fucking prank um

I'm coming back better than ever Yeah, you guys thought you guys thought Yeah Yeah, you guys thought the last video was good. Nah No, no, no, no Okay Good stuff When does it get good? All right In the very beginning of the most recent episode

our boy Garrick is making Hock to references and Brittany is very confused by this which I'm surprised because they both live their lives online. I Know so I splice together these two things happen right next to each other pretty much I just cut a little bit of it out. Also you guys, please do not mind that like we need to be we need BB. We need BB is chewing on his, oh no, he's deep throating. You're gonna say to spin on that shit.

What? Why would I say that? Who says that? I don't know. I don't know. I say that? Says that I don't know I said that be still seeing me and garrick with no guest Be like random huh what like to spin on your ass What are you saying right now? I? Think a guest should be spontaneous like you know

Okay What are you saying about the spit on your ass? What is that? You don't understand babe, I don't like tic-tacs like Two weeks ahead of yours. I don't know. Can you just explain it? That one trend what Some girl saying it I think Don't know can you just explain it? So untran what Some girls saying it I think I've never seen that Great stuff. Yeah, great stuff you do so great explanation because my mother-in-law listens to the show and not everyone Including her is gonna know we're talking about this is the original video it's a youtuber man on the street in Nashville just asking random drunk people questions about sex and

This meme was born the original video What's one what's one moving event that make a man go crazy every time one what what's one moving event that make that makes a man go crazy every time that you do That makes a man go crazy every time that you do? That I do. Yeah that makes a man go crazy every time It does not reply In bed Hayley This is for her I like that the friend immediately recognized like she's gonna have a better answer than I will for this and she was right

She's gonna have a better answer than I will for this and she was right You gotta answer this you got it. What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time? Oh, you gotta give him that huck toon and spit on that thing you get me? I don't get you. I think you gotta demonstrate Demonstrate. Hock? Toots! No like, FIDDLE-Y! Okay, so that's like the biggest video to ever happen on the internet that didn't involve a cat. And everyone's talking about it, including Howard Stern. Let's hear Howard Stern's response to this. Howard Stern of course a man who got very wealthy throwing baloney at women's butts

and putting them on the sippy and orgasm on the show. Think if I'm analyzing it, the reason people like it so much, the girl first of all, so uninhibited, and it's just so natural when she says it, it's like she didn't even think about it. And and then as a dad myself of three girls, like that's every father's worst nightmare to see her on Instagram going, yeah, you gotta to cut to it on that thing. It's like you see my daughter on into it.

All right, Robin, that's enough out of you. Thank you. So the reason why I bring all this up is because Haley Welsh, the hock to a girl, has finally surfaced on a podcast. She was on plan Bree on cut. And I appreciate this question because as Howard said every father's nightmare so the question comes what do your parents think about this now that you're a viral sensation for spitting out a guy's dick where you

like what do your parents think or your family okay so they're in I am though cuz like you can never tell what comes out of my mouth We know it's going in it they saw my boyfriends in high school they know they know the deal alright Let's go. I'm glad your folks have a good sense of humor So this is what's crazy about this that dumb video another she's a very attractive blonde girl Let's make that clear very attractive girl But this is nuts because this just happened a couple weeks ago Mm-hmm, and she's already got like an entourage with her as she comes out of the show So are you gonna come back this I think we're working on that right now

Because you have a full management team you have a manager now you have a shooter She comes in with like this big-ass camera like she's a real deal already this happened like a week ago. Yes, ma'am This is insane. Okay, so I want to I want to know everything about you But I want to go back to the day the night of it all the hook to a video Where were you? What did it happen? Were you on Nashville? She's out drinking. That's not a mystery. This is a mystery to anyone Now fucking head is out of control by the way, she's making some money on this there's they sell hats

you can get the hock to a trucker hat and You know when things like this happen, you never know if the actual creator You know the hock to a girl is getting the money for it. Thankfully she is so she's talking about the the guy who's making the hats and splitting the money with their and Apparently there's some interesting offers coming in for her to make even more money like what the fuck did I Do the guy that does my hat he got offered six hundred dollars like three days ago for me to spit in a jar and sell it That is revolting Is it not crazy? I was like shouldn't do it. That's like no

Pour water in it Yeah, I mean maybe 300 bucks with 600 that seems ridiculous, right? So they're up for sale now Yes, thanks a lot Biden. This inflation is killing me. How much do you know about this woman? Lucy I I've seen all the hock to a stuff. I've seen What what? See, it's one video. Yeah, it's just that one Okay, I keep seeing that she's like going she's getting to do paid promotions at different places So like she'll go to like you know one of those ax bars where you throw axes

And then they have like a picture and they're like it's the hook to a girl here, and then okay How is this in a fucking interview? Oh, so what was it like when you gave a blowjob, and you didn't spit on it, so let's compare contrast All right, what if you spit on it five times? You ever try a dry handy? What do they think about that? Yeah, they don't like that as much. Thought I could have put more effort into it. No, the interview is about how her career is about to take off.

Listen to this. This is insane. Dropped out of school. Oh yeah. I've been dropped out of school for like a year or two. Okay. So this was like, I don't quit my job. I said peace.

So now is like you're gonna go to LA, you're gonna go to New York. Oh yeah. Do you think you see yourself like starting your own type of like show or podcast or are you just gonna be like an internet personality? I think we're gonna do like a show and then we're just gonna be like on a bunch of podcasts

and everything else in between. Producer Koreski, please reach out to Haley Welsh. She wants to be on So kind of just figuring out as yeah The internet is insane your life changed overnight it really did yeah for sure are people coming out of the woodwork and now here's the internet news Friends back home like are they treating you differently? Are they like being bitches about it? Alright, so this is insane. She's got an entire management team, she's moving to LA to become a star or something

like that. I don't think this is going to be a long career. All the Dave Portnoy wannabes are trying to get the next caller daddy, and that's what this is. Yeah, you're right. Except, you know, you can't manufacture that. They're trying to manufacture that. That's a good point. Yeah, you're right. Except, you know, it's, I mean, you can't manufacture that. They're trying to manufacture that. That's a good point.

But she's not talented, so it's... She might be. Yeah. Aren't you excited to review her vodka? I'll give her a chance. Yeah. Yeah, right. I know.

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So I teased this. I went on Joey C's one year anniversary show on Monday night, funny wasabi pop on there for a minute. And I said, I am going to play the Kate Meany Stuttering John phone calls on my show. I wasn't going to. We don't do things like that at WTP. We just play shows people do. If it's a private conversation, we're not going to do that. But I decided because, and again, I wasn't going to do the kids speeches at the wedding. The only reason why we ended up reading those

and reviewing it is because John threatened to sue my buddy Rocco. And I went, well, that's fucked up. If you're gonna sue Rocco, you gotta sue me too. And so I feel the same way about this because John is suing Kate and Shuley and blind Mike Geary and Rocco and Cardiff and OJ. I'm like, that's fucked up.

I want to be a part of this. I got some FOMO over here. You know, those guys are going to be spending some time in federal prison. I want to have some stories like that too. So I want to get sued. I want the FBI calling me. I want all this shit. So I said, all right, Joey C. I'm announcing I'm going to play the calls.

So that's a tease coming up in a minute, but first there's been some great production coming out of Detroit. In fact the Detroit dabbling machine put together this phenomenal Goodfellas parody. It was a glorious time. The dabblers were all over the place. time the dabblers were all over the place there was me and Rocco burrow Rocco hitman Dan getting cash for the cocaine yeah fatty patty and Vegas beer sales Jerry my man then there was Pinky who's Neil Brennan's brother and shit And shit-weir, who got that name because he actually weighed human feces. For us to live any other way was nuts. People who had houses in their own names, nice couches, and paid their child support

were dead. I mean, they had no balls. If we wanted something, we'd just threaten you with a lawsuit. It was all routine. I am suing all three of you. So the Detroit Dabbling Machine has been putting together some great stuff and I appreciate that. Narrated by Joey Mantras? It sounded like that, didn't it? A little. All right. Now, Cardiff put this together. This was supposed to debut at whtp today, but

Unfortunately it debuted on toki show this morning, but who watches that nonsense Not me we mentioned stuttering John. I mentioned this on point double point John hates being called a deadbeat It really bothers him like guys when you're in this chat, you're super chanting him, don't come at that. He gets him very upset. He gets a very riled up. We don't want to see John get all upset and riled up. And so I told everyone like, you got to stop calling John a deadbeat. Sure. He stopped paying child support for eight months and didn't give a fuck if his kids could eat or not and made his ex wife get a three jobs. Yeah. I mean, a lot of people would say like, that's like what a deadbeat dad would do. But John is not a deadbeat. Well, maybe he is. He hates being called a deadbeat. So

just stop it right now. Cardiff did not hear that apparently because Cardiff created this parody song called Deadbeat It. They told you don't you ever come around here You're a constant disappointment drinking too much beers The hunger's in their eyes as their dad is in our ears Deadbeat it deadbeat it a millionaire cashing in his Coors cans it's time to grow up time to be a man his toilet paper's rough now there's blood on your hands deadbeat it now your kids are so mad

deadbeat it deadbeat it, deadbeat it All lawsuits will be defeated Your underwear's funky, your girdle's on tight Oscar or Lily, Greta or Knight, deadbeat it Deadbeat it, deadbeat it, deadbeat it They're out to get you, better run while you can The state of California always gets their man You moved your whole life, didn't even need a van

Defeat it, Defeat it You're ranting mommy cause your assets are shared You're ruining her life and that's not fair You're living in her house till she falls down the stairs Now your mom is so mad deadbeat it Deadbeat it All lawsuits will be defeated Your underwear's funky your girdles on tight

Oscar or Lily Greta or Knight deadbeat it deadbeat it all lawsuits will be defeated your underwear's funky your girdle's on tight Oscar or Lily Greta or Knight deadbeat it dead beat it dead beat it beat it dead beat it beat it John offer nothing you provide nothing you're worth nothing. You're a parasite. Succubus. A garbage person. Listen to this Take a bow mr. Curtis electric. Sit Eugene sit. Good dog. I am bowing.

I am indeed bowing. Congratulations great song. Fantastic. Sometimes they write themselves. Sometimes they do. That was very well done. Of course in that video, you were showing John showing off the guns.

He's been really proud of himself. He's been working out for two weeks in a row and he thinks he's in great shape and he's gonna beat everyone up. And I'm getting the sense, tell me if I'm crazy, that John is threatening violence all over YouTube. And I'm pretty sure that's against YouTube's terms of service. Not if you say YouTube's a service while you say it.

Oh, as long as you say YouTube's terms of service as you're threatening violence, then it's okay. Oh, then I'm the idiot. Because I was going to present a whole package here of things that I would think would be breaking YouTube's terms of service. And no waste of time. Cardiff, here's the thing.

I don't want John to lose his channel. If John loses his channel, that's his only source of income. That'd be horrible if John were to do something that would like break YouTube service and then they took his channel down. So, I gotta think he wouldn't be stupid enough to continue to imply that he's gonna beat everybody up. So, not me straight here because it seems to me like John's showing off that he's stronger, which typically means he's going to fight people. I don't know.

All you fucking, you know, all you big shots with your fucking gun collections. These are the guns I need. Dickhead. I don't need any other guns. I don't walk around with a big **** extension of my **** tiny little penis. Why did he bring up his tiny little penis? I

didn't bring it out. You didn't even have to do that one. Yeah, it was a weird one. Alright, it was a weird I don't need guns. I need my brains and my brawn. Oh, well, all for two. I also advise them if you watch potato soup, which everybody did. Of course.

I also advise them when he wants to remove my mask at DabbleCon to bring a stepladder. Yeah, that's a good point. He'll be jumping up and swiping at it. Come here, come here. See you're happy doing it. I just need brains and swiping at threatening to swing down to South Carolina. Now, as you know, John's been on a tour across the United States of

going to people's houses when they're not home and yelling at buildings and houses and stuff and so everyone's very nervous about this. Julie is next or is he because he might stop in South Carolina for Anthony Cumya AKA Pocky. You are a high school dropout. You haven't even gone to college. You haven't. The only thing that you were able to do was glom off of Opie and have Opie carry your fucking white pop filled ass all along the way and gave you a job. That is the narrative that we all say. We're always just like, yeah, I mean, Opie really carried Anthony.

If not for Opie, Jim Norton wouldn't have a career. No, no, Anthony. That's what everybody always says. Thank God Opie carried these two losers without Opie. You be nothing. And that's a fact, Jack, you want to come after me, Pocky. Maybe I'll make a little trip to South Carolina. It's on the way. Maybe I'll do that. See how fucking tough you are when you're facing the Duke in person. All right. So doesn't that sound like a threat of violence? How tough you are when you're facing the Duke referring to himself. Anthony owns more than one gun. I don't know if he knows that. Like I would not, if I was an enemy with Anthony, I would not come scrolling

up his driveway going alright Let's go. I wouldn't announce it. Yeah, right. He's like a really bad idea these and that's the other thing He's going to your house. That's already a threat right? I'm coming over the bottle of wine or Like somebody gave you a chance to get into the industry is not a great argument for John It's a you wouldn't be anything if it wasn't for Howard no shit and Haley Haktua is a School dropout to look out. She's doing she's doing that rocket ship to the moon First of all if dr. Steve says he's coming over with a bottle of wine. That's a threat. That's true. Okay. Yeah

We'll put that glove on You know where that's going. Still sounds great to me. Allegedly. Oh. Wow. Alright. Dr. Steve has an open invitation. Let me let me check your tonsils, Lucy. From from this way. Alright, so I'm pretty sure the term free for all refers to a scuffle, maybe a fight, right? Right, Lady Kate? You fucking, oh, I hope to see you at Devil Kong.

I'm going to fall, but the fall, my God. You're going to what? Yeah. I might be coming. I don't know. That's right. I got a few scores to settle. A few people I need to talk to.

And you are one of them, Lady K. You are one of them with those skinny chicken legs. Jen, you have my number. You texted me this week. If you need to talk to me, just give me a ring. Well, we can chat. And don't you worry, Lady K I say I'm going to do something, I will. If I said it, it must be so. That's already ridiculous.

But he goes, I might come to dabble con. And if I say it, it's true. It's true. You might come to dabble. God, he might not. Okay. He also started that whole thing out with if I see you at dabble cut does he not think you're going to be there Where's Carl but this whole time he's hiding I don't know Yeah, unfortunately need a VIP ticket to beat up the performers and those are so that's true. Yes. That's the rules That's right. I might roll on into Rochester with my posse. That's right, Lady K. So you better fucking bring those nice little bloops pair of socks. Just somewhere with those

skinny fucking legs. So why is he talking about my physique to talk to me? What does that have to do with talking to me? Does it matter how skinny my legs are when we have a conversation? Again, I feel like he's threatening physical violence, which is against YouTube's terms of service, I'm pretty sure. I haven't done all the research about VTL. I don't know everything there is to know about laws.

Oh, geez. Oh! Oh, the look of fear you're going to have in your eyes. Oh, I thought I was going to say, I'll get you next time, Gadget. The look of fear in my eyes for a conversation? I've talked to this man multiple times in my life. Why would I have the look of fear in my eyes to have a conversation with him?

I'm confused. It sounds like he's threatening physical violence. It sure does. Doesn't it? Yeah. At least he's getting hydrated, that's good. The look of fucking fear. When you see the duke.

When I see the duke. Oh look at his tit stuttering jaw. Hey did you guys hear something? the Duke. Oh, look at it. Hey, did you guys hear something? Hey, guy. Look down. And you have nowhere to run. And you're gonna have to talk to the Duke. You're gonna have to deal with the wrath of the Duke. That's don't you worry, Pocky Pocky. You're gonna be there too. Well, this is you're going to be a duke. Don't you worry Pocky. Pocky. Are you going to be that too?

Well, this is going to be a free for all. I thought you're already going to take care of him though before that. Yeah, this is very confusing right now because he says he wants to have a conversation. He's going to go to Anthony's house to

have a conversation but then he goes, oh but then he's also going to be a double in August. So, now it's going to be a free for all. And then he started like warming up his baseball mitt and working that in for some reason. All of this seems, and even quiet. Yeah. Seems like he's threatening violence. I mean, you would think so. Yeah, it seems that way, right? It doesn't seem like what you would say if you wanted to have a conversation with someone face to face. Yes, I'm going to put on my boots so I could start shaking in them. Oh, no, we're all nervous scared You're low on the West. Don't worry He's got the centering John wicker all of us before Now I'm not worried about me. I'm worried about you. Well, you should be thank you. I very skinny legs This is gonna be a free-for. Don't worry, man. It's actually a ticketed event. Yeah. I was talking about the

club. It's not free. It's not free for all at all. It's free for some. There's a, you know, a guest list but no, John, you're not on the guest list. So, if you do want to come to Devil Cat 2, you do have to purchase a ticket. Carlson Comedy.com. Don't worry, man. I don't have any fear. I don't fear. Okay. Why would there be fear

entered into the equation for a conversation? This all seems very odd and it gets crazier because after this, he explains that he wants to find each of us individually. And where is he going to find us individually? Where there's no cameras. Where there's no cameras. That's correct, Cardiff. Where do you think it the comedy at the Carlson? Probably not on stage. We'll probably be filming it.

Vinny's fuck room? Nope, not even that. There's a lot of cameras set up there. So where might it be? You guys are all fucking keyboard bullies, but when you see the Duke face to face, you're not going to be so tough anymore. And don't worry, I'm not going to get you in a group. Don't worry. I'm going to talk to you when you're alone,

but maybe in a bathroom. If I were you, I'd stop getting used to peeing in a fucking bottle? Getting pieces there. Don't worry. I talk I don't want any cameras during our talk in the bathroom Stuttering John Melendez think he's gonna walk around unnoticed at DabbleCon Think he's gonna walk around unnoticed at DabbleCon. Yes! And hang in the bathroom and beat us up individually. Sneak around stealthily all through the... He's standing on a toilet in a bathroom stall peeking over like waiting for

Melton to walk in or whoever. There ain't no cameras in the bathroom. I'm gonna be in there the whole time. But there are mints. Would you like one, sir? It's the bathroom attendant now. Exactly. You want some soap?

Yeah, that'd be great. Thank you. I just took a Duke of the Dapple first. I could use some soap. Thank you very much. Fucking douchebag. What have you ever accomplished, lady? What have you ever done? What have you been successful at? Now he's just calling me lady.

I like it. I kind of like it. What have I ever been, what have I ever accomplished? You ain't know me, John. You ain't know me. Whatever accomplished you ain't know me John You ain't know me All right, so more threats coming in and this one gets weird I think John's trying to police himself a little bit He's realizing that holding up his fist and stuff is an obvious threat of violence So he catches himself not the first time with the second time and it's very awkward and a little bit

Let me just say the effort that John likes to use on the phone to Kate Meany in my opinion. And taught. Now you guys are gonna face the fucking Duke. You guys ain't gonna, you are not, your attacks are not gonna go unanswered. Your attacks are gonna come with Accountability and that accountability is right here

Wonderful face. Oh, I get it this face in your fucking lady Gameug why do you think he was posing for like his Christmas card? Yeah. And that accountability is in his face. I am your accountability buddy. I wasn't holding up a fist, I swear. Yeah, John, that's very intimidating right there. When you pose for the camera.

Smile, say cheese. Before you punch me. Please. Here's some more of John backing it up. Wait for it. Smile, say cheese before you punch me, please. Here's some more of John backing it up. Wait for it. You don't think I back up with what I say? What? You don't think I back up with what I say?

I'm not even sure what you're saying. So I can't answer that question, sir Fucking thing sucks. There's no words there Back up what you are saying wait for it You don't think I? Back up with what I say. I do okay. I do I Don't Okay, I do. I do. Did I go to fatty patties? I did. Did I go to fucking pinkies? I did.

Neither were home at the time. This is, you know, like in LA, they would have like the tours of the stars homes and you go, Hey, that's where Tom Cruise lives. Okay, cool. Did I go to DC when court wasn't in session? I did. Yeah, yeah. When Congress wasn't in session. I did He's always at the place at the wrong time always I won't be seeing you soon lady Kay I'll be seeing you soon. Oh, it's not maybe any like a bad out of hell John just to be clear. It's August 16th and 17th not the week after when nobody's gonna be there.

Right 16th and 17th we'll probably have a meetup on the 15th we want to come in on Thursday we can hang out but bad out of hell. I know you're trying to think of something cool to say like tough guy to say. A fish to water. I'll be like a bat out of hell. He's the boss he's kind of cute. Guys, I have to play this for you because something flies off John's face. I can't tell where it's coming from.

No. Yes. I need your help with this. So watch closely. I did slow this down. There is some slow-mo. Did you see that? I literally can't figure out. I Did you see that I literally can't figure out so there it is right there

Amateurs oh, please kind of explain. Where is this coming from it was a glee Because it looks like the trajectory is like His nose or his eyeball shot out from his bottom teeth. Yeah. You think so? And had an arc. It arced. It's arced. Okay, let me take a look. It's a curved spitball. Yeah, that is a curveball for sure. It's a forkball.

I'm telling you that comes out past the corner. He might have a new orifice. Yeah, he might have a hole in his cheek or something. Dr. Steve might weigh in on this. It's that sneer up there. Maybe. I mean, I watched this guy drool and spit all day. And at this point, I'm like, we've seen all this. What?

Where did that come from? Is he still at his mom's or sister's? He's at his mom's. Could have been a second spitter. I thought maybe a bird shit on him. You think there's a spitter on the grassy dung? Oliver Stone needs to get in on this. Yes!

Let's watch the video again. This is one more clip I want to play on here. And then we'll get to the phone calls and some other fun stuff that I have planned here. Also, Marshall is here. So Marshall, I see you in the green room. I want to talk to you momentarily, so please hang out with us. But John is explaining because the reason why the FBI is involved and there's all these lawsuits going down is because Shuley on the Uncle Rico show played John using the Epsler on a phone

call with Kate Meany and then I believe Tukey Soup played it. We played, we, I mean Tukey played. I'm trying to exonerate myself here. Tukey played the clip of Uncle Rico playing the clip that we found on Reddit. And then Blind Mike found that audio on Twitter, and then Blind Mike played that on his show. So it's all their fault that he said it. Okay. Right. Now I get it.

So John's going to explain to us that he only uses that word that one time. Oh, but John used the F word against Leroy once, once, while I was on a private conversation. All right, so I just want to remind everyone about John's movie. One test. John wrote and starred in a movie that has a scene

that sounds a little something like this. Shut up, you faggot. That's not all, it keeps going. You fucking cocksucker, bone smoking faggot homo piece of shit. I just used that word that one time to to make me laugh guys. I that's not my vernacular at all Today he admitted he stole that from Animal House though, so it's it's Animal House. It's National Lampoon's fault They must want that in all their films so fast times in Animal House is why he's a homophobe

That's crazy. I've seen both those movies, and I don't hate gay people. That's weird I can't believe Kate Meany recorded herself watching one too many This is the big thing that I wanted to get to because as I said I announced on the Joey see YouTube channel that because Stuttering John is threatening lawsuits and getting the FBI involved that he's forced me to go ahead and also play portions of phone calls between him and Kate Meany and I announced that I got a text from

Stuttering John and I didn't know he still had my number because he's had a couple different numbers since the last time I corresponded with him but I got a text from his new number and it just says, just a heads up, I'm not lying. I filed with the FBI and they are taking this matter seriously. If you do intend to play more calls, I will hold you accountable. This is a state and federal crime effect. And guys, I like to pretend I'm a tough guy and I don't care. I don't want to deal with lawsuits and the FBI and federal prison. You know, I pretend that that would be fun.

I don't want to. So I'm here to announce I'm not going to play the Kate Meany phone call between Kate and Stuttering John. Instead, what I've done, I've been playing with this AI software. And you know, you put in different prompts, and you say, what would it sound like if there was a phone call between a drunk Stuttering John and a high Kate Meany, and they were just chewing the shit. These are the actual prompts I was putting into this thing. And it's amazing what computers can do. I swear to God, this actually sounds like

it could be a real phone call between these two. This is just AI. This is not a real phone call. I would not do that. It's against the law. The FBI would be at my house tomorrow if this was real. I'm on YouTube live right now. It'd be crazy to do that. So this is AI. This is all fake. But I really, I was impressed with what this software program came up with. I'm like ai's got really good I can't wait to see you So much fun oh You ain't kidding That is a guarantee. I mean

There's no way we're not gonna have so much fun. It's impossible. I mean, it's just, I mean, just the whole, I can just imagine the whole day. It's gonna be like just, you know, partying and fucking, you know, gonna be like just you know partying and fucking you know hitting a beach you know that's where ai got a little weird i was like i party and that makes sense hit the beach i don't know that you would bring that up but maybe ai is a reason for that let's find out do you like to swim i love it you're a good swimmer. Yeah. Yeah, I'll say I've saved what now? About two or three people

from drowning, you know, like, you know, I literally saved an old man in a wave pool single-handedly because because I took, you know, I was in like lifeguard school and shit like, like I had to like, you know, like swim and hold the guy up over the water I was a lifeguard Okay That's amazing Yeah, I actually figured out that John's bragged about saving lives and being a lifeguard that pulled that conversation in and then Kate Meany for some Reasons that she was a lifeguard. I don't know where AI found that.

It's all on the internet, Carl. Yes. That's what's so amazing about this technology. And it sounds like the way John would talk when he's drunk. And creepy and as a prompt to right. I did. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, obviously. I put creepy, stuttering John AI simp. I wrote AI, AI three times. And they're like, no, no, no, you're, you're, this is AI. Like, no, I just want to make sure it's AI. Bragging. So I kept writing that. It's interesting too, because then all of a sudden John's saying we should get married. I mean, in the AI thing, you know, obviously he wouldn't do that because he never, he didn't have any sexual attraction to Kate Meacham. She's too young. I mean, he wouldn't date someone as young as his kids. No.

But on Mary. You uploaded the song Glory Days into... I did. That was one of the props that I put in there and the album Nebraska. I put those two props in there. So I thought that sounded so good. I was like, wow, that sounds so much like a real phone call that I decided to do some more props and just see what else came out. Oh, just play it for fun.

I mean, this isn't real. This is AI. I wouldn't play anything real. That would be ridiculous. It's because I don't have a home room and I don't have a first period. So now I have an hour and a half. What am I going to do? So I just fucking put my fucking feet on the fucking desk, put my hoodie over my fucking eyes and just fucking take it out.

They didn't pay me for it. That's crazy. So AI figured out that John was a substitute teacher and realized that maybe he wasn't working really hard, too, because they probably know his work history. This technology is fucking nuts. Go rewatch Terminator. Yeah. What a time to be alive

They go and they listen to the computer Yeah, listen to every episode of the Howard Stern show Yeah Where it realizes that John would shirk his duties on a regular basis and they assign that to a conversation with Kate Meany, right? Yeah, it's amazing. So I'm just like, you know, chilling out, you know, and it's fucking cake. And then, so when the kids, you know, as soon as I have class, I take the tenants,

tell them what they gotta do, and then they're all like doing what they gotta do. And it's not, you know, and I'll watch watch over but at the same time I'm watching Vince the lawyer you know just you know I finally bought headphones for that like you know that would be like creeping up to the computer like trying to hear what they were saying. Yeah I mean so it's not perfect even John would get headphones day one and this AI is making Kate sound dumb I know I know it's so it's a little exaggerated obviously But wow, I just thought that was really impressive. So I maybe we'll bring more AI stuff to the show

I've always resisted it because I mean I'm a musician and I like to create but if it could do shit like that I get with the times. Yeah work smarter not harder with AI or work for it Carl Correct. Yes so uh very impressive stuff that I was able to create and uh, another thing That was created along these lines and this is not AI This is Tony muskrat Teaming up with drew lane

And they've put together a parody song that is fantastic. So I stopped a chick on Twitter, the way I always do. How was I supposed to know? She was with the losers too. I couldn't have been a better friend to that slut. And I shall be getting an arrest warrant. I was at my nephew's wedding. And I took a little risk. I am a legend. Send lawyers, drugs, and meanie. And get me out of this. Notice she's holding a hula hoop.

Fucking hell. I thought you didn't have a hula hoop. Everyone's saying I showed enough to prove it. I'm an integrity checker Somehow I got stuck Between a whore and the shit wear you guys are pathetic and I'm down on my luck I'm down on my luck and for that dumb attorney whose channel has been monetized My dick, she'll never suck The mess of a person that she is

Now I'm hiding at my mom's house I'm a desperate man Mom, I'm on the edge Send lawyers, drugs and meanie You skeletor looking and the shuttle hit the fan. California is very well done. Lawyers drugs and meanie. I believe the title was Drew's idea that Tony ran with the screen. Just fantastic. Great

job, guys. All right. We played on this show a segment from Scorch's show. Yeah. That was unbelievable. And I just want to play the end of it. He had a comedian on his show and he's on the couch. The comedian is with Scorch and Scorch's co-host and Scorch is treating him like shit, big timing him going, Oh, tell us a joke. Tell us a joke. Funny man. And then he's staring at his phone and he's being a prick. He's interrupting him interrupting him He's talking to producer and make sure you time this guy. I don't want to go too long all this shit and Just to remind you this is how this ended. That's enough. We do want the 12 listens. We have no Keep going he said yeah

And I was like Go fuck yourself scourge Listen to your jokes brother. No, they're late son. Oh my god. There you go There you go. So there you have it Marshall loader.'re going to see if he's dead on the rocks tomorrow. Give it up for Marshall. I didn't play it this far, but listen to the next thing. He wants everyone to give it up for her. Give it up for chicken.

He's family restaurant. Give it up for our sponsor. Everybody. All right. What chicken he's failure. So there is a way I played that again. Give it up for our sponsor everybody. Am I right? What chickenies, paleo, so the reason why I played that again is because Marshall reached out to me and Marshall's here on the show with us. What's up, Marshall? Time this guy. Yeah, you're breaking up a little bit. So my service pro has,

I probably has cerebral palsy as well. Apparently, yes. All right, do me a favor. Close out of this, come back in, maybe we can get a better connection for you. If you could try without the green screen, sometimes that screws it up. Let me try to get it on my phone.

I blame Cardiff, you know, it's's your problem It's taking up too much bandwidth Catch everything that he just said but I think what he was saying is that the punchline to his joke is fuck off scorch Should I give you a stand-up? With that punchline, that's pretty good Can we go back to John for a minute? Yeah, of course you hear about the lawsuit. Yes. Yeah, what's your take on that? Yeah, I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to spur it no I I don't believe it for a second I don't believe anything it's been filed okay the actual it's the actual lawsuits been filed whether or not it it goes anywhere is another question but yeah I really hope Vince the lawyer has his server guy with a body cam

That would be really really wonderful, okay, so you think that's probably the angle for this because if Vince is doing something It's for content. It's not for 12.5 million dollars. We're gonna set up like what we're talking about. Yeah, yeah, please do Yeah, yeah, yeah, please do Cardiff oh me yeah, you know everything yeah, you brought well Well apparently paperwork has been filed in the New York court of I don't know civil court I guess the Supreme Court the Supreme Court. That's the best court. I know Where Vince the lawyer is suing the stuttering John Melendez for twelve point five million dollars for the stuttering John Melendez for twelve point five million dollars for Making false claims against him and defaming him and defaming his practice

Publicly on X John X formerly known as Twitter. Yes, specifically It's this tweet that John put out where he says and this was back on March 2nd John said if Vince as everybody knows, is at Muttering Jay thanks to Lady K and Shitwire, then Vince got me fired from my job. This has cost me emotional hardship and hundreds of thousands of dollars. Nobody should ever use imbecile law again because he betrays his clients. And so Vince points out that John didn't lose his job and that he's not muttering Jay and there's a lot of falsitudes In that in that statement many statements. Yes

But there's a lot with this lawsuit that just makes it seem like it's so yeah, silly I yes, I think it's definitely for content But I do think there's a couple of interesting things going on with it The first one is that an index number has not been assigned to it yet, right? So you can see if you look at the actual lawsuit itself But it has been filed on NYSEF, which is the New York County filing system So it will be filed an index number will probably be assigned within a day or two Once that happens John or I'm sorry Vince will have the 20 days to complete the service

of process, which hopefully we will get that body cam footage. All I want is that body cam footage. The process server also will have to write a description of the person that they serve, so I'm looking forward to that description. That's fun. That's going to be really wonderful. The thing that I think is the weirdest about it though is that it was filed by Vince's law firm.

So it's filed, the attorney who signed off on this complaint works for his law firm and typically attorneys know that they should not use their own law firm if they are going to be suing somebody. Typically you hire an outside counsel for that. There's a conflict of interest there. It's not necessarily a conflict of interest, but it's just stupid. You want to have somebody advising you as your attorney, not as one of your employees, which is what the woman who signed this complaint is to Vince.

Okay. So that's insanity. I don't know anything about the law, obviously. I mean, I played a phone calls because I know a little bit about the law. I don't want to get in trouble. But it seems like suing someone who has no money for twelve point five million dollars is a giant waste of time. Yes. So that's I think would be the principle. That'd be one of the things that would be a red flag.

I think this is kind of horseshit. But, you know. Yeah. But you also thought that Aaron was staging his divorce. I did. What do you know? That's a great point. Marshall's back with us. Marshall, how are you doing? Hey, guys. You hear me better now?

Way better. Yeah. Perfect. Yeah. Fuck yeah. All right. Props to Verizon or AT&T or whatever you got. Sorry that my service phone had a case of cerebral palsy. Yes, obviously. Well, Marshall, so I wanted to ask you, great job handling Scorch. I appreciate what you did there. And so you didn't go on there with the plan of calling him out. You went on there to be a guest on a show. Not at all. Like a lot of people in the Milwaukee scene, if you Like a lot of people in the Milwaukee scene, if you read the comments, somebody actually knew me personally.

And I am really respectful, I'm really yes sir, yes ma'am kind of person. And I just wanted to perform on a show that I was doing the next night, cuz I wanted to sell tickets to my show, you know, like so I researched his real name is Michael Boris. I don't know if you guys know that. Oh, we're dicing people now. Wow. That went quick. No, I didn't know that. That's what I was like, but every time I see that video now, it just like, he looks like a crusty the clown to me. That's why I just hear, crusty the clown. So yeah, I was just trying to promote my show, man.

I'm a struggling comedian. I've been only doing comedy for what, a year? So like, just trying to promote a show that I was doing. All right, so that makes nothing but sense. But at what point did you realize that he was being extremely disrespectful and that you weren't gonna take it anymore? I'm gonna jump.

Okay, I had a feeling because it was immediate that he's just like, tell us a joke, funny man. It's just like, you're a dick. Yeah. Like, Scorch is not a talented guy. Like you can't pull that type of thing off. Like Jim Norton used to be able to fuck with people that came on the show and they'd like, you know, say things that the audience was all in on, but the guest wasn't Scorch is not that guy. When he was trying to do that, it didn't work at

all. Right. And like I researched him and I knew he was kind of an asshole, but like I was just like I said, but I was like Like desperate for fucking ticket sales, man. Like sure. Yeah Going on a show in front of some people Marshall you're aware of squirt's reputation. Oh, yeah, of course I'm not stupid. I'm like, I mean, maybe we're retarded but I'm **** stupid. Fair enough. So, this has gone viral. This is since Scorch has started this new PFG TV, this version of it. People have not really paid a lot of attention to it. When I played clips, I get yelled at. They're like,

girl, we don't want to see Scorch but this showed up everywhere including subreddits, Jim and Sam, Public Freak Out. So, I imagine you've had a lot of people contact you have seen this, like this has done well for you. No, like I, like I actually reached out to Jim and Sam's like Instagram. I emailed you, but that's it. Like, and I, and I posted it on my own Tik TOK, which got like 1700 views on on it But like this is the first like interviews I'm doing about it This is actually surprised to say that see that it's been bought like that bad viral because I've just been just chilling at my house Really because I saw this on I believe the subreddit which is public freakouts, which is a very mainstream

Subreddit nothing to do with open Anthony or scorch or anything like that So I just assumed that like all your friends have seen it. People freaked out to you, but you haven't been selling out arenas since this? No, not, not, not yet. Not yet. Okay. Can you say Hock-tua? Actually, I actually renamed the city that I I'm performing and it's called Chippewa Falls But the audience was giving a shit about like pronounce it correctly, which is weird because we're from all from Wisconsin

So I just renamed it Hawk to Wisconsin. So I like it topical yeah Yeah, like I mean like before like he didn't give me any prompt um He's like I want to bring it on you know, tell some jokes And I was like, no, they had a joke teller and more of a storyteller. Yeah And the joke that I was trying to like saying was like a build-up to a joke that I do later Right, right saying was like a build up to a joke that I do later. Right. Right. You need some time to, yeah, to build up.

It's just a little filler, but it's about my daughter. It's fucking cute. You know, like I said, the punchline is go fuck yourself, sir. Because she steps in on a conversation to finish my sentences and everything. So like the build up, you know, like it's not the main attraction, you know, like, so Marshall, I have questions about Scorch's show. Oh my God. Cause you've been there. So I am fascinated by this. Uh, I'm going to Detroit in a couple of weeks to see Corey Feldman perform live, but maybe I should go to Wisconsin and see Scorch.

That might be the bigger train wreck out of the two options because there's a live audience there. It's in like a bar or something. Can you just explain what it is? Like what is he doing? So the bar has a little area off to the off to the it's on a stage. It has a little off to the area. And when I got there, he was just chill on the couch with Holly. That's the co-host his name Then Just chillin there and like it just much lights and Three cameras and a sound guy which his roommate

But they were going at it like they were like Before the show Yeah, that's the show behind the scenes like no one wants to see Larry Sanders they want to see how Larry Sanders is made Giving that shitty prompt. Um, okay. And like we went outside and uh, partake in some uh, some lettuce and came back and you know, he started off the show and and I I just sat there and was waiting. And like, if you watched the beginning of the interview, I was like, I was there, like I was kind of for myself because there was three people there. Okay. Like there's no like there's no, there's like the live audiences, three people. That's what I really wanted to know

about because there have been other times when it's not like there's more than three people and I'm always curious who's showing up. So who's showing up for this? Are these just people who are in the bar anyway or people show up to see Scorch's show? Well, my figure is two people showed up to actually see Scorch and one person was The person's like he has his kid which I don't know it but I can we tell it the gender of So I just called him like Like the name that I was given and that's all like and that's the dad who was there to do my right back so Okay, so one of them was just a People are there to point and laugh at that

That's incredible. So this is the first time you've been to one of his shows Yeah, like this is the first time this is not the first time I've been in that bar. I did a show before I killed it Like I did it like it was a I sold like semi tickets It was a great show, you know, like so I was like bummed out like five tickets sold I was like I have to promote so like got desperate and went on this cringy ass guy's show So did you know him from the radio? Did you ever listen to him? Right, so What how I like watched I didn't watch any of his shows I didn't want to give me like any views on his feet like there's a

Actual fucking YouTube shit. So I went on the people like you guys just making fun of them. Yeah but then I watched that and Like this guy's fucking cringy as hell like I don't want to work with him but then the bar owner's like yeah Hey, we sold five tickets. It was like, okay, well I have to do it now because I want to sell tickets. So where can people find your comedy? What do you want to promote for us? Marshall. So my production name is a Wisco comedy collective.

That's my a tick tock name. That's my Instagram. That's my, uh, everything. Um, like my, my TikTok name, that's my Instagram, that's my everything. My business thing. Like I said, I'm a year into my comedy career. I'm struggling to be a comedian. I'm not struggling, but I'm on the road. I'm going to Chicago and everything. I'm doing these shows. like I'm going to Chicago and everything. You know, I'm doing these shows, like, but I'm putting in work, you know, like, but, uh, that's my, that's my name. I was just go got me collective. Um, but yeah, that's like WISCO. Yeah. Okay. I was like, gotcha Wisconsin, but with like just the Wisco. All right. Well, we'll check that out.

I'll put a link to it in the show description and Marshall, anything else, any other observations about scorch or the show or the live show? Why does he suck? Yeah. I think it's evidence. Sorry. Why he sucks. But I, I do want to give a little insight on more of like what happened after the show ended. Oh yes, please. Um, so he came up to me and he said, you know, I'm very sorry that happened.

You must have understood me. And I was like, okay, I heard you, dude. So he was trying to guess at me and just not thinking what I heard was correct. And so he could put on his YouTube description that Marshall had him all dumb, but it was all his misunderstanding. Oh, you're right. That was how it was titled. Yeah. And like, what an asshole. And like he was just trying to guess like me and just like thinking of like it

was, it was the chat room that was doing this and like no it was you. Yeah, we all saw through it We all saw what really happened Is that fooling us? Like he thought I was a really stupid and not we watched what the fucking the youtube thing, you know So like I like I just want to make that clear Um, he gave a really shitty apology I accepted it because you know, I'm a nice fucking guy but scorch fucking sucks, dude. Um I'm glad that these people are like like you guys are there to make fun of this fucker because he deserves every fucking bit of it, dude. I agree and I'm glad that you agree with that as well having met the man and what a giant

piece of shit he is. Marshall thanks for coming out. Thanks for reaching out to me. Thanks man. I really appreciate you. Yeah buddy. I like it. Tell Carl to fuck off. Go fuck yourself Carl. He did it. He said say the line Marshall. Say the line and He's a girl. He did it. He said, say the line, Marshall. Say the line and he did. Alright, we're all over the place on the show today. My apologies. I'm running a real

loose ship today but this just came in. We have another parody song. I haven't heard it yet but I trust this one because it is coming in once again from the the Detroit Dabbling machine. It's called SJ is simply the best. Who's everybody coming up to for pictures? My couch cushions. I'm funnier than you. I'm more talented. I'm smarter. I'm way more successful. And you can't even. I am the talented one. I'm the chosen one.

I wrote for the Kareem Abdul-Jabbaros. You fucking losers! I've had two record deals and an MTV video. It's the Tonight Show, the head writer football arm wrestling championship. Look at that fucking bicep baby. cast regular on the Howard Stern show. A little line of coke can fix. Well, that's true. Finding the best drops.

You're in Mark. You were in marketing, Carl. Yeah. The studios don't release all their blockbusters on the same weekend. They spread them out a little bit. You're right. I should have just played the Cardiff song today. It's already on sensory overload for most people, but I'm sorry, Cardiff. I know everyone's been talking about this. I have to give my two cents out of it. You lie. Tell me lies. Tell me sweet little lies. I wish you weren't a liar. So Aaron Imholte, as we mentioned on the last episode, there was a, not a restraining order, but there was some type of court order where his ex-wife, not April but the one before April, said, you can no longer talk about me on your show and

also I don't want April driving the kids around. And that order made its way to Kiwi Farms. And on Kiwi Farms, they found that April and the ex-wife, the current wife and the ex-wife, were communicating back in 2022 with each other about physical abuse. And April said that there was this huge fight, and Erin head-butted her and squeezed her so hard she couldn't breathe.

And the first time she talked to Ashley about this, the first wife, was at a recital for the daughter. But then there were all these text messages back and forth between the two of them afterwards. And so the text messages are in the document. We've all seen them. We see April and Ashley communicating like they're besties, like long time girlfriends commiserating over the word is used. What a monster Aaron him hold us. This is bad news for Aaron because Aaron has been loving all of the leaks coming out about Nick Reketa and Nick Reketa's kid testing positive for coke and April had her credit cards covered in coke

and every little salacious detail he's talking about it he can't wait. Now this comes out, which is also not hearsay, it's part of public record. Damning. It's very damning. There's screenshots of text message conversations coming from his ex-wife April, who has been motherfucking hard for months. And now Aaron is just like, well, you can't believe everything you see on the internet. It's just fucking, it's so crazy. I don't know how he gets away with this shit.

So anyway, I wanted to play this because as this came out, we wanted to see how Aaron would respond to this. And in the most childish way possible is the answer to that. Checking on me. We know the relationship we had. We were both sad that it fell apart. Oh, by the way, this is coming in from Doom. Doom, thanks for clipping this. He does a great job clipping the important videos out there. Doom rocks. Schola! If you want to, you can. But here's the deal. Let let's knock that out let's call it a win for

the toe we missed yesterday we're gonna restart the streak I do want to say this if you like fucking if you're from other shows and you hate our guts and you think I'm the worst guy ever I'm saying this mods you are in YouTube if you want to take back to chat take it back plow the fucking road fuck these people I mean Obviously the thing that came out is bullshit Obviously that thing that came anybody who knows us. I think you know Johnny knew us knows that that's bullshit All right, Johnny. This is your chance to go ahead and talk Say like yeah, of course that wouldn't happen

this is your chance to go ahead and talk and say like yeah of course that wouldn't happen. Documented court records. This is what's so nuts about this is that anytime you hang out with a couple you have no idea what's going on when those two are alone and if it's bad stuff they'll spend even more effort covering it up. So this whole thing that Aaron's just like guys you know me, you know me in April, obviously none of this would happen Yeah, I wouldn't have thought so but now there's all this evidence So I feel like it did but just ask johnny, but just ask johnny crutches over here the voice of reason When he's not crying he's telling me he was there for it all um

I guess he didn't get to speak on it yesterday, but i'll let him speak for himself now. I mean We're moving really been a I I still don't know anything speak on it yesterday, but I'll let him speak for himself now. I mean, I we're moving really benefit I I still don't know anything about it because I've been a smart. I love that Aaron's like, alright, I don't have anyone left Please help me out. Johnny crutches. No pressure. Yeah, I just need a guy to speak to my character Someone who's been around me in April to say all the things that he had to say. Yeah, I think about this He's literally in an escape pod yeah, right Avoiding it because it's pissing people off like people are trolling me like what do you have to say about this? Like I don't even know I haven't looked into it. I didn't watch the show when it aired I know nothing I can't tell you and that this is the other thing too that the picture they're both trying to paint here is

that everyone on the internet who doesn't like Aaron Amell because he's a bad broadcaster and begs for money non-stop and ratted out his ex-wife and their friends and got their house raided are like hey I want more answers you better fess up like none of us are that way. We're all just kind of watching you go, oh, Jesus Christ, that's not good. Oh, he's got a lot of splay to do about that. Like we're not fired up with pitchforks coming to your house. We don't, that's not how we're responding to this at all. We find it mildly amusing. That upsets them greatly. So I've been enjoying being literally the person who knows nothing about it

So mods in YouTube if they're gonna know you're upsetting with that is Aaron. Yeah, it's like hey help me out for a second Johnny Krueger the worst coach this Help me with one thing. He's just like nope. I don't know anything. I'm not gonna say anything and that pisses everyone off I was watching Aaron's body language during that he's immediately deflated language during that he's immediately deflated he's like dude you're my only hope that's not a great approach to take either though to be like well I don't know anything about this guy that everyone hates well well it's just like well what about the pedophile charges oh I don't know anything about my head's been in the sand officer I don't know anything know a thing or two about who

you're jumping in bed with yeah Berg out if they're gonna talk about this anymore Gone banned done, so now he's just banning everyone in the chat room So that's a great way to deal with it. That's the way to deal with this guys It's obviously not true. You're all lying and if you talk about it, then I ban you immediately It's like yeah one way or the other buddy see like there's maybe some truth to those because it's really bothering you quite a Bit that was great though when John was just going through his chat and banging people Yeah, can you at least do it live on the show or you call out the people that are banned? That's pretty funny names alright, so I have a quick question for you guys

I consider all three of you to be co-hosts These podcasts if it came out three of you to be co-hosts on these podcasts. If it came out Did you guys hear something? I don't know. There's a weird glitch. If it came out that I was beating up my wife or some other crazy thing, there's court documents on it. Wouldn't you be fascinated by that and read everything there was to read about it? Every single thing. Yeah. like you might think you might have my back you might not you

might change your opinion you might not but you'd read about it you'd want to know what everyone was saying I would join in and start beating your wife too that's a friend yeah I would read it on YouTube Emergency episode, but that's insane to me. This guy's job. It's a co-host steel towel It's the biggest news at steel towel this week. There's a lot of these Just goes I looked at it. I have no idea. Well, let me ask you when again I'm not really paying attention Aaron, but when the Nick Riketa documents came out, was Johnny Crutch's very knowledgeable? Was he all over that? You know what, I wasn't paying enough attention to this

either, because I just watched Johnny Crutch do it when he's crying. That's the only time I key in on him. But I imagine he was paying more attention to that than he is to this. Yeah, like Aaron, if you read paragraph seven. Yeah. Let me tell you something.

I'm moving on from something really awful. I'm moving on from something that I'm gonna miss Yeah, I mean my fists are still sore that fucking had that it's as hard as it looks I gotta tell you for a long time and it's gonna be tough and I'm gonna try to cry This is my favorite version of Aaron when he tries to cry cuz he can't you can't do it Moving on and I'm doing a great job favorite version of Aaron when he tries to cry because he can't. He can't do it. Moving on and I'm doing a great job and I've got the support of

some amazing people and I'm not going to let people who the the only people talking about this who are people who literally want me to kill myself. So, Aaron has decided to flip this. He's already getting teary eyed. He's not

and he's all emotional because he got busted for awful behavior but then he turns it into I'm the victim. Anyone who talks about this even though because he got busted for awful behavior, but then he turns it into, I'm the victim, anyone who talks about this, even though he's put himself in the public eye. Aaron, we all know who you are because you tried to enter the devil verse

and you went after Chad Zubak and that was one of our targets at the time. So that's why we know who you are. None of us heard you on the radio. We didn't know about your Twitch stream. We know about you because you entered the devil verse and now all of a sudden he's going You know the people are talking about this news that came out about me beating April wanted to kill myself No

Nobody wants that Nobody does I want you to have to sit on this show in front of this camera and explain yourself for months to come Yeah, we want more crazy details about a piece of shit you are to come out. I want you and April to reunite and do a show together and see what that's like. This is so insane. It's so childish to come out and just be like, if you talk about how those court documents came out, then you just want me to kill myself It's like a kid. Yeah, it's so black and white there's no in between right it would well. It's go ahead Sorry, go ahead. No. It's the it's the you've got a Destroy your opponents by you know Discrediting his opponents right like these are just people I want me to die the Nazis the Nazis are the ones talking about this nobody else Only the Nazis and the racists are talking about only the subhumans would be talking about this. Nobody else. Only the Nazis and the racists are talking about this. Only the subhumans would even be talking about this sort of thing.

Mike, I am surprised to hear you say that's his origin story of going against Chad Zumach and turning into an even more unlikable person than Chad Zumach. How did that happen? It's crazy, because if you think about it, Patrick Melton, who has really exposed Aaron more than anybody Yeah His downfall

Patrick Melton also hates chance to buy so you would think that Aaron was setting himself up in a position was just like hey guys I just I'm like, who's with me? Let's go. That's what I mean. How do you **** that up? Everyone's jumping into the convertible. Yeah. He's done the impossible. Yeah. He somehow has turned it into like he's trying to team

up with Chad now which is nuts. He keeps complimenting Chad. He's trying to get Chad on his side. Chad's not taking the bait. Chad's like, no, **** you. And so is John by the way. I know. Everyone wants Chad on their side. Chad is a friend now. It's weird. Wow. Who literally want to try to ruin my show, try to get me to do something terrible. All the

people who are white knighting and spurging over this are people who have been calling her terrible names, talking about my 10 year old daughter. These are not good people. They've called, been calling April a coc whore while me the person who had a terrible fight with her and addiction and all these problems that have been very public. I've been saying I hope she gets better. I hope she lives a good life. All of that

stuff. These are people who have been calling your terrible names for a over a year. Hold on a second. Why do people call April a coke whore? It's because Aaron told us that April was really into Coke and fuck you guys? I wouldn't have known about it.

I wouldn't. When Melton and even Zumach were speculating on these guys' relationship, I'm like alright, this is wild speculation. I wanted to know part of it to the point where I called in the Melton show and I go, dude you're wrong about this.

They're working you. April's going to be on the show. And now Aaron is spawning this in just a few weeks time and they're going, and you guys, you're against me. You're calling April a cocour? It's like, yeah, both are true. You're a bad guy and your ex-wife is a cocour. According to you, I'm not making this up.

I didn't just make this up So is Aaron gonna go on a tour fighting everyone? I hope so He's also a guy who fancies himself a boxer. So it's very possible. Yeah Yeah, John may pay I'm so like I can't get it out of my head now that you mentioned that these Like this legion of doom Like this legion of doom Thing is possible where John and Erin and Chad should get like KB to be the Lex Luthor Oh, yeah, for sure legion of that's it those four right there. Oh my god. I want it to happen so bad I think it is happening

People are talking about like the light side of the devil verse and the dark side Yeah, that's it's the perfect dark side I know and I think I might have said this on the show before but I think Patrick summed it up perfectly Not too long ago on NLO. We're sick if you watch Carl show if you watch Shulie show if you watch Tookie show or we're having fun over here. It's obviously people who are friends with each other Yeah, who are doing this because they enjoy it Yeah, and then all these other losers who are furious

And then all these assholes are like well I will get revenge on you and we'll fucking ban everyone from the chat Well, I'll show you fucking guys you just like all right, man. Maybe this isn't for you No one has to be on the internet Yeah, or in the devil verse no one has to do these things at all. So the fact that they would go on every day and be this tortured over it like this is not a good

game plan for you like there. So abusing her on the internet for over. You want to talk about the real abusers. It's the people projecting on me. We know the relationship we had. We were both sad that it fell apart. But I will say this one final time.

I've never hit a woman in my life. I've never done anything. I mean, headbutt, hit, squeeze the life out of, hit. Yeah, and I... I understand what you're saying there, Aaron. I can't believe he's already gotten to the, what do you want me to do? Kill myself.

Defense. Where it's just like, well now we can't say anything about Aaron because he brought up the Greenland so, no one can say anything. It's not working. It's not working at all. We're all going, fuck you. Yeah. Fuck you even more.

I'm always suspicious when I hear, you know who the real enemy is. That's a Delia thing. That're all going fuck you. Yeah, fuck you even more. I'm always suspicious when I hear You know who the real enemy is. That's a delia thing. That's the yeah move. Yeah, you're right Who's also a predator right? I? Don't even I can't put myself in this guy's headspace. I can't even imagine if something like that came out about me I Would maybe like put out a statement You know I mean I work with like a PR company put out a statement and then I'd get off the fucking internet You know what I mean? Like it's so crazy comes out his show like did anyone talk to him and give him some counsel on this like this is how

You want to deal with this sort of thing? This is really bad for your PR since I you want to deal with it No, I'm just gonna pout and tell everyone who believes this thing. That's definitely real and true So this is what he needs to do. It's like, all right, we got the goal today. There's six bullets in this gun. The more money that comes in, I'll take a bullet out of the gun. The reverse suicide goal. That's what he needs to start doing.

I don't know how that would go. You didn't make your goal, Aaron. I didn't like that., Aaron. Like that. So anybody in the YouTube chat mods, if you're paying attention, any of that shit gone, gone, done, ban them. I don't want timeouts. I don't want that. Ban them.

They're gone. You can hate this show if you want. You can think I'm the biggest piece of shit in the world. I'm not going to let you do it on my platform. think I'm the biggest piece of shit in the world. I'm not going to let you do it on my platform. You're not the biggest piece of shit in the world, Aaron. You're just a bad dude. You just abused your wife. It's really awful. It's a horrible thing. Doesn't make you the worst person in the world. You didn't like, fly a plane into the Twin Towers.

You know what I mean? Like, there's worse people in the world. Stay tuned, I mean. Freedom Towers? they're gonna be We're checking all the boxes you're not supposed to bring up I'm not going to let you do it on my show cuz on this show we do it for our fans We do it for the people who love us. So nobody likes onions. Patrick brought up a really good point. And so I just want to make this point. Just repeating what he said, anyone's following him. They know this. But the only other

time Aaron has gone to this, I'm not allowing that to be talked about. I'm banning anyone who brings it up was when people were saying that April was on cocaine back in early January around that timeframe earlier in the year. Yeah. And he's like, no, that is not going to be said. Those are vicious lies and we're not going to have it. It's like, well, it turned out to be completely true. So now he's treating this the same way like, oh, that's weird that all of a sudden all these things that he allows people to talk

about in this chat, this is the thing that he's not allowing them to talk about. Makes me think there's something to it. Suspicious. If you wanna sit here and sling all kinds of vile, disgusting accusations, not because you think they're true, but let's be honest, because you hate me and you want me gone.

Why wouldn't we think it's true? Right. I saw the text message conversation. I didn't play it on my show, but I saw it. He is trying so hard to spin this away. Why does he say that? Not because you think it's true, but because you hate me. I don't hate Aaron.

By the way, as far as Aaron and my relationship, I texted him last. He didn't text me back. So he's the reason why that fell off. Maybe I'll text him again. Maybe I'll try. You sound a little sour. Yeah, maybe. Are the Vikings playing the Bills this year?

Maybe we can get together. That's fine, but don't be a chicken shit. Have the balls to fucking say what you want, which is, Aaron, I don't like you, I'd like you gone. I'm not. Aaron, I like you. I like you that you're here. I want you on the internet for years to come.

I don't think you should beat your wife. I think that's bad. Gonna breathe life into bullshit any further because it's already dead. It already died. Only two shows made it a thing. And those are two shows whose stated goals were basically killing April, getting her off the internet, destroying my marriage, killing it, whatever. Getting April off the internet is the best thing that ever happened to her, by the way. It's not killing her by any means. You might want to get off the internet. Yeah. If shows are talking about why are you talking about it well yeah so he wants to pretend this is just a little corner of the internet and no one even knows about it it's not

a big deal and so we say it's just Chad Zuback and Patrick Melton that's it and he says their goal and this is the thing that all these assholes do and it's so annoying i mean Patrick Michael did this where it's like you guys just want me to stop podcasting. You want to get me off the internet. It's like, no, no, no, no. Just the opposite. I will support you in any way possible. Stop blocking my Patreon. And getting me to leave the internet and probably they don't care if I kill myself. So Wow. Wow. Wow. Why don't you cry about it, you crybaby? If those two shows want to do it, and the fans of those two shows who have been saying horrible things about this same person that they now pretend to defend, I don't know how the internet works, guys.

You're not that good. I know who and what I am. I've never done anything like that. We had a beautiful, beautiful relationship. And I'm, I mean, you go through our texts, we were both sad. It ended the way it did. And it's unfortunate. Show the text. If you brought it up, I'm not bringing it up. If you go, is that how we'll hit the goal? Yeah, seriously. If I, if you have to pay five bucks for each text message to come out, then you might actually make the goal.

Kurt, if I know that you said a few weeks ago, you're not interested in Aaron and whole. Yeah. I, I, this is interesting. I'll why like the whole drama around it, but I'm not, I still couldn't watch him. I don't watch coverage of them too much, but now he forces me once I was going to say, I saw you on a, well, I saw Ralph on to keep today. It's hard to avoid this shit.

It's nuts. But he keeps, but he keeps time. He knows the internet, you on, well I saw Ralph on Dookie today. It's hard to avoid this shit, it's nuts. But he keeps, but he keeps talking, he knows the internet, he knows, but it's easier for you not to watch the people who are, there's two shows that are talking about you, don't watch. Yeah. Like John, all these people are attacking him? No, we're just doing shows on YouTube.

You don't have to go to my YouTube and watch it. I know, and this is the problem for you. This is the crazy thing I'll give you an example, but there's other examples of this Chad Zumach recently came out and said that Him doing his impression of me and talking my mom wife or I forget what it was He goes it's getting to Carl just so you guys know it's getting to Carl. I don't watch Chad Zumach at all I don't watch a second of his show. I don't see people clipping his show. I don't know what he's talking about. I don't care. I don't give a fuck. I don't care at all. I

just do my show. I have a show format. I have co-hosts. We get together. We prep a show. We do it. People like it. They support it. We appreciate it. Aaron doesn't have to do any of this. Aaron's show is falling apart because of Aaron. He can't stop addressing this stuff and digging himself a deeper hole. If you have a great show and you're a great broadcaster, then just do that. It's crazy to me that of all the guys that we focused on, Opie is the smartest one. Opie's the only one who just went, well well if I get in the mud with these guys That's not gonna do me any favors. Yeah, we're gonna do start going to blow for blow with these assholes

Or just goofing on me cuz I suck not just do my show. Yeah, pretend it doesn't exist. That's the move Just go once in a while once in a while that is true. I Missed the card of an open shell those were good times. Yeah. I'll be back. I'll watch a little bit more of this I don't I don't know what else there is from this video, but it's all annoying and You know with my kids with my family with everybody else I'm picking up the pieces I'm rebuilding my life I'm improving myself. Oh, is he gonna cry this time? What's it taking all the right steps? And I'm not gonna let the fucking gay internet trip me up. I'm becoming the best person I've ever been.

I'm so grateful. I'm so happy for the people in my life. And if you're some random person on the internet who wants another random person, we've texted before, I'm Carl. This is so pathetic what he's going through right now. What kind of a loser would have a speech like this prepared? I won't let the gay internet or black Twitter stand in my way. But to answer your question, you know who would do this?

A narcissist. This is narcissistic behavior. I gotta revisit that with Missy B. She got some splay to do. Cause yeah, no, it really is. You would think, and I've said this many times, things like this happen, it's time to go into apology mode.

It's time to go into, all it's time to go into all right you guys figured it out I fucked up it's like I've done nothing wrong everyone else is an asshole yeah if you're really picking up the pieces and getting your life back together don't flex about on the internet just fucking do it just drive it yes Yes. To go, I think you're a diss to that. Then we're gonna cut you loose. I'm not going to let you have access to my life anymore. It hasn't worked out very well. Because all your stated goals are getting people to kill themselves getting running people off the internet. If

that's who you are. If that's what you like to do, then you can do that. It's a sad existence. By the way, people, you know, Aaron likes to pretend he's not this guy. When he worked for a radio station, he was trying to get all of his listeners to harass this woman in a totally other market, who got the job that he wanted to get on morning radio. And that's why he was fired for So, Aaron sits there and is

just like, I can't believe you guys are trying to get people their jobs taken off or they're off the internet. There's shows ruins like Aaron, you're that guy. You've literally done that. Yes. Oh, that time it was him. Right. It was okay then

because he was the one calling the shots. It makes sense if he's teaming up with Zumock. He's trying to team up with Zumock. And Chad's not having it. And Chad needs a friend more than anyone. That's how sad this is. But I will say this, you don't get to do it for me. Sorry, I'm not your monkey.

I'm not gonna dance to your tune. So, didn't do it. I know they're very upset that it didn't happen. They wish it would happen. It didn't. What is that supposed to be? We wish you headbutted April. I don't. I wasn't happy to hear about that. Uh alright. I can't listen to this **** anymore. That's enough. Aaron is a sensitive sociopath. A unique breed. Yes. principled uncertainty.

I think you've nailed it with that. All right, let's get let's get this off the screen. Let's get Annie in here. Yes. Bring some levity to the show. What's up, Annie? Oh, hello. Hey, everyone. Oh, hello. So Cardiff has been traveling. He's been a busy potato.

But I mean, he put together the Deadbeat it song parody But he was able to also make us a game We are gonna catch an alien today everybody. I'm very excited. I'm feeling lucky today It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien Are you ready to play to catch an alien do you think they can control the weather do you think they're not can they and do you think they are controlling the weather right now well okay your first

question yes they can I mean they do it in right in United Arab Airments right so they do cloud seating I have to say the only reason I even stopped and looked at this episode is because the title of it was Florida is sinking and I was really hoping they were talking about Cape Coral. So they send these planes out and they inject the planes with like it's like a sodium chloride solution and what it does is it you know, it makes the clouds form and then it makes it rain. Do I know if they're doing it here? I don't know I mean do I know that for Many hundreds of years in recorded history. We've had hurricanes here. Yeah

The only thing that made me think that I know they can do it what do you mean hundreds of years? Hurricanes have existed for hundreds of years? Yeah, they're a new phenomenon. Yeah, okay, fair enough. But the only time I thought, when I saw it, I said, oh no, they set that shit up, was Hawaii. Because they burnt down that exact area that never gets fire, where they could build ocean front view, resort, whatever, but then they stopped right where the billionaires are How do you make us pretty convenient?

That's pretty fucking convenient Percent chance of fire Fire Where all those billionaires like to buy up all that land and Zuckerberg and Oprah and whoever it is I need believers getting named too. And then they don't get any help. You know what I mean? It's like nothing happened. You give them $700. Ukraine gets, you know, $300 billion every now and then. I think I said it with you. You got Oprah Winfrey and The Rock coming out all for what, a million or two? I said it when we were doing the Oprah. You're a billionaire. You're a fucking billionaire.

What the fuck is a million going to do? What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices number one? hula hoops the pineapple smoothies Next a few surfboards for new sand and lastly some flower necklaces to catch an alien all right here I'm gonna get my rationale real quick I think it's for new sand

because all the other choices are kind of funny so that's my rationale Lucy what do you think I was debating between for new sand and lastly, the flower necklaces I'm gonna go with lastly. Okay, Andy. I'm with Lucy. Lastly, Annie. I was thinking new sand. So instead, I'm going with hula hoops. Interesting. Interesting. producer Chris pineapple

smoothies be alright I Think I said it with you you got over for Winfrey and the rock coming out all from what a million You're a billionaire you're fucking a billionaire. What's nice of them? What the fuck is a million gonna do? I knew he wasn't funny. I knew there's no way you'd tell him with a funny line right there! You didn't think new sand was hilarious? They probably have an investment in that beachfront they're about to build. Oh absolutely. Hey did you ever have Oprah on no no Howard couldn't stand him no he wouldn't he may like her now but probably probably does I don't know what about the rock the rock was on right the rock was on

how is he in person rock was great nice guy. Oh, it's great huge This podcast is brought to you by monster energy That's all for this time come back next time to find it if you have the Brady Bunch Hawaiian tiki idol curse enough to catch an alien Good dog. It's the only thing I know about Hawaii. And the winner today! Yeah! Cheater. Oh boy. I gave my rationale. I explained myself. I love that the idea that Scott the Engineer would meet the rock when he goes on the Howard Stern show. Scott the engineer is tucked so far away, he's got him and his stapler in the basement of the building basically is what's happening. No fucking way. It's like, I want you to meet our engineer Scott. He's been

here since the 70s. You don't think he unplugged something when there's somebody he wants to meet? No. He unplugged something in the's somebody who wants to meet? No. You unplug something in the morning just so they have to call him in? No, I think the real audio engineers work on that. Scott, just do your little production thing. Tape some tape together and make something funny. All right.

Well, that was fantastic. Thank you very much for that. And so we've done so much today. You guys are probably wondering what's next car Are we almost done here? We are almost done here, but it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show I will say we will have a new episode out. It's fourth of July weekend. Oh, I'll have a new episode out We are going to be talking about Joe Mattarise recently tried to live stream a stand-up show and his Strategy was this was the plan

He just put out a special as we know he goes I'm gonna go up there and riff for 45 minutes and Just see what comes off my dome bad Bad idea. And see what happens and I'm going to post it on YouTube and live stream it on YouTube. It was such a debacle that he turned it off 12 minutes in and then did a 25 minute video explaining what happened and we break it all down. We break it down the stand up set as well as all Joe's excuses. When did he do this? Just last week or like this past weekend. It was a week ago. Yeah He can't get out of his own way

So that's one of the things that we deal with. Yes, if you want to follow Joe There's all he puts a lot of videos up on Instagram. Oh, I know when he does his acting shit There's a lot on Instagram. Oh, I know when he does his acting shit. It's incredible. There's a lot on Instagram. He recreates scenes from movies earnestly. Like he's just trying to act. Oh, he does the earnest movies? No, no, no.

Maybe, I've watched them all. He's just like literally trying to like do a good job acting. Okay. Why? I don't know. I can't figure it out. So he's so weird. He's had a lot of medication. If there's ever been a poster child for don't do drugs, show batteries.

Ernest gets medicated. Yes, he's had way too much medication. All right. Well, I want to thank my panel. What a panel we have today. Lucy Typebox, I just did a show with you. You did. We just talked about Unfrosted. When's that gonna come out? That'll probably be coming out in about two to three weeks. Okay, so let's not talk about that.

No. We'll talk about that at a future date. Wonderful. In that case, I won't talk about the fact that I also did a show recently with producer Chris, which will be coming out in about three to four weeks. Yeah, let's not talk about that either. No, absolutely not. Instead, we can talk about what in about three to four weeks. Yeah, let's not talk about that either. No, absolutely not.

Instead, we can talk about what I'm doing right now on my channel, I'm Silver with Kaylee, which is C-A-Y-L-E-Y on YouTube, where I review movies. I just recently talked about society with the Vern from Cinema Recall, who we talked about on WATP once, and also reviewed Hard Candy. And you can also check out my Popsicle reviews on my Patreon. I'm doing a very extra special Popsicle review for the 4th of July, which I will be releasing to everybody. So even if you are not on my Patreon, you will be able to see that. Wow. I was going to break the internet. I know. Don't worry. It's not a sexy Popsicle review. I wasn't worried.

In that case, good. Then you should worry. Andy Q. Public coming in from the All Apologies podcast. I've been telling everyone Andy Q. Public is dead. Oh good. You can give up on that. Can we go back to Trucker Andy? Yes.

Yay! I don't know what I was thinking. I quit driving, I thought I needed to get away with it, but it's bad branding It is please check out all apologies podcast calm. We are talking about stuttering John this week. Oh, yeah What is he about? That him and Melton demanding apologies from the chair. It was that's hilarious. I mean, it's an apology Cedric We're gonna talk about it it but you know, I really want to promote a dabble con. Please. Yes. Buy

tickets for dabble con. That's all I care about. WATB live. You owe me an apology. Sorry. Perfect. WATBlive.com August 16th and 17th in Rochester. Andy, you're coming to that, right? Yeah, I'm coming. So, literally, everybody that you're looking at will be at DabbleCon. Yay. That's gonna be a lot of fun. So you're back to Trucker Andy. Yeah.

Is Joe back to Andy's brother Joe? No, Joe's six-pack, that rolls off the top. You're keeping it at half. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. All right, awesome, I'll definitely check that out. And Andy, what do you have going on? Well, after this episode, um, so T tonight, I guess it, well, tonight at eight or nine, I don't know which time I'll be recording an episode

covering Hades, the Roguelite indie game. Um, Monday's weekly will be coming on and you can check that at youtube.com slash at W H G S. All right. I'm much mouth today. No worries. Um, and then card of electric yes you've been so busy potato soups episodes have been awesome lately and on fire you and OJ crushing it every now and again Sunday mornings card of an old day in the morning we're doing it all. We're doing everything. Find me a Patreon.com flesh

card of electric. Tonight I'll be on at Cut of the Jib. I'm being interviewed by another green puppet called 2K apparently. Oh that's happening. I will not do Joey C's show but I will do 2K's show. I get it. I understand. And YouTube and B Dabler and OJ, follow us all. Do you have a schedule now for potato soups at Monday nights? I think on Monday nights for the summer, at least. For the summer, at least. It gives me a little bit of a weekend.

When are you doing Carl's other show, the 3K? OK. No, I got it. No, I got it. I see what you did there. Well, please, join no I got it. No, I got it. I see what you did there Well, please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well everypony Okay, great show good job everybody great job everyone Annie we have any new reviews that you can read for us Yeah, we actually do finally I have two, but I think I'm only gonna read one

You know because they're still coming in slowly so we have we have one from June 23rd 2024 Well, I don't know what the username is. It's hyphen bracket colon hyphen parentheses. It's a bunch of symbols. Annie, I got to stop you for a second. I should have said this earlier. Your mic is very hot. And I see the type of mic you're using. It has a volume knob on the back side over there. That should be turned to all. over there that should be turned to all yes that should be turned all the way down I've it is it's it's literally zero oh Jesus on zero then why are you so over modulated I wonder I have this I changed

a setting earlier today and I can't figure out what I what but what it was or what I did or what it changed but now I'm loud all right at the end of there and I have this conversation all the time and I always forget to tell you. Alright, I'm sorry. You're reading a review for us, please. Could use more star power. This show needs more Eric Zane and less of you.

Easy in Michigan, I think. Right, yeah. Is that a five star review? Yes, it is. Very good. Perfect. Right, yeah. Is that a five star review? Yes, it is. Very good. Perfect. All right, thank you.

All right, let's hit some voicemails and then we'll get out of here. Thanks everyone for hanging out with us tonight. Lucy's got packages. Oh yeah, let's do that. You want to open up some gifts? Sure. People are sending us stuff and we appreciate that. We don't want to show that.

That person didn't want to credit for it. But thank you. Thank you for the shirts All right, so Lucy's got some gifts that are largely pre-opened We've not gotten to yet so that I could easily open them. I Don't know This is from oh, this is from the great sea moose the great sea moose in fact, I think it says The future great Seamus the great Seamus in fact I think it says the future the future ex Mrs. Seamus I love it nice I want to see you wearing that shirt it's just a girl

who loves a moose is that what it says yeah remember we do an audio podcast no I don't I don't know how to do things. You know that I do know that You're very aware of that. Okay. All right. We got a DVD next thing is a DVD the book of Henry from unknown Oh also from Seamus Oh Seamus Look at all this great stuff. Thank you so much And then we have What is the book of Henry? What is that? Look at all this great stuff. Thank you so much And then we have What is the book of Henry? What is that? Oh?

Whoa, this is all Taco Bell stuff wait. This is from her lover and It is Taco Bell Baja blast socks Something that is in a velvety red package. Wait, that was Mountain Dew. Carl's brother's gonna steal those. I know, I'm gonna hide them away, don't worry. And then this is also a somehow Taco Bell related thing. Somebody open this so we can figure out

what's doing in there. All right. This, it looks like a shower curtain is what I'm gonna say this is. Okay, I thought it was a Taco Bell flag. It might be actually, I don't know. Somebody take Carl saying flag and delete the L. Taco Bell earrings.

Nice. Oh, there you go. Nice. Yay. Lucy, what's the last time you ate at Taco Bell? I eat at Taco Bell all the time. I used to eat there about five times a week. I've slowed down substantially.

Wow, yeah. Yeah. It's a guilty pleasure. It really is. Yeah, so now the most recent time that I ate there, probably about a week ago No mighty tacos in Rochester. No They're gone. Yeah, they lasted like a minute or subject card. Yeah, it really is all the choice Yeah, we're very upset about it still as you can tell this is a flag come on. Yeah, no

tablecloth Well, yeah, maybe it's an outdoor tablecloth. It's for picnics. Yeah. I like it. It's a cape. I'm gonna wrap myself in it. We'll run up the flagpole either way. Thank you very much. Thanks everybody.

Polly in Dirty Jersey. Hi crew, it's Polly in Dirty Jersey. Because it's the ass end of so-called Pride Month. You see, you see what I did there? I figured we should explore who might be gay in the WETP universe. Let's start with Piers or Chris. I can't tell by what he looks like, but if he grew a gay porn mustache, then we know for sure.

Then there's our man Vinnie Winnie. He says he's married, but he could be a beard. Black Mike is my number one suspect. He's mostly blind. How would he know who's sucking his cock? Is his cock blind too? And we all know that Kookie licks Curtis. He is a potato after all. Jenny Jiggles and Chrissy Mayer probably eat each other out. Being married to call off your probably has more batteries at home than a Tesla. Don't get me started on the voicemailers. Paco swallows. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye.

Wow, even Paco is getting trapped on that one. What Paco do? Seriously? Ridiculous. All right. I don't know why I'm going to make it on this one. But reminded everyone I do not edit voice files. It's a lot of shit to do for this show. The last thing I'm gonna do is start editing your voice files. Carl, baby, give me a couple tries at this. This is a script written thing. Please exclude this part of it, okay?

I'm not gonna happen. I do know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can assure you that I don't have any money. But what I do have is a particular set of skills, skills that I've developed over a long and illustrious or whatever that word is, career, working on the Howard Stern show and the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. I also wrote for the Kareem

Abdul-Jabbar roast. These skills make me a nightmare for people like you. So we're doing the take-up thing. I get it. All right Little too long. We need a gong down here. Yeah, a little too long on that one 45 seconds Carl I just heard on episode 395 That you don't mow your own lawn. You hire someone for that? Look, I know you're a busy man making podcasts and likes to see Saturday John and Chad Zumach and all, but dude, mow your lawn.

No. Be a man. Mow your lawn. All right, it's not cool. You're not a cool person. That's No, be a man. No, your lawn. All right, not cool. You're not a cool person. That's true. Be a man. Be a man and mow your lawn. I don't mow either of my lawns. I think this guy's a landscaper. This guy called back again. Okay, okay. Carl, Carl, listen to me Carl. I know I got mad at you

yesterday about the whole mowing thing and I'm sorry, but, but get this, get this. Now don't freak out. Don't freak out. Carl, don't freak out. But it's easier. And when I say easier, I mean, less syllables coming out of your mouth. When say, who are these podcasts instead of saying W-A-T-T. Right? Because it's like, I didn't realize this, but just because there's fewer letters doesn't mean But like just because there's fewer letters doesn't mean that they are equivalent to the amount of syllables in that word. It's that W that will get you. Isn't that cool?

Isn't that cool? That's why you gotta pronounce it W. Yeah, that was the problem with the www dot. It took way too long to say those things. A lot of syllables. All right. But good point though. I never made that observation.

So I feel smarter. Remember the guy in San Francisco who was playing our show while riding his bike? And then the other guy saw him. Hey, Betty from San Francisco. I'm the guy who rides a bike around the streets, uh, blasting W a T P. Uh, just want to say thanks to John. Uh, I have not touched a drop of alcohol in like three months because that dude, I mean, fucking hell, another success story.

And I gotta say, it to improve my bike game. I'm hitting a Whole hell of a lot less car mirrors and pedestrians As I'm rolling through the streets blasting W-a-t-p W-a-t-p I'm sorry about that. I'm doing my best here. You know how hard we got it out here on the West Coast. All right, anyways, call me back.

Yeah, watch out for people poop as you're riding your bike around. Well, that's great to hear. I wish John knew how many lives he's changed for the better because he doesn't. Hey Carl, Ronnie in Syracuse. I mean, I listened to W-A- to WAPP for some white-hearted entertainment. I want to laugh. I want to be entertained. I want to make fun of people.

I didn't want the creep off. This Felice Williams, whatever the hell this guy's name was, he didn't warn us that he was going to kill two dogs in his jail cell and throw three gallons of bleach that were hot on a guard and make his face fall off? Come on, Carl. At the very least, that stuff belongs on the creep off. And whether it's a creep off or WATP, if there's going to be animal abuse like that, let us know in advance.

You guys have done this before. I can listen to just about anything on the creep off except for animals getting hurt and I know you don't like the cats being hurt so anyway that's all I got and don't call me back I hate when I read stories about cats getting hurt but I do is say, YouTube turns to service. You have to address them like they're a formal person. So yeah, in terms of service, my bad. Pardon me. Yeah, at least Johnson was something else. That was some roller coaster ride. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it wasn't the 60 counts of rape, including prison guards being raped.

That was the most violent thing I've ever seen. I mean, it was the most violent thing I've ever seen. I mean, it was the most violent thing I've ever seen. I mean, it was the most violent thing I've ever seen. I mean, it was the most violent thing I've ever seen. I mean, it was the most violent thing I've ever seen. I mean, it was the most violent thing I've ever seen. I mean, it was the most violent thing I've ever seen.

I mean, it was the most violent thing I've ever seen. I mean, it was the most violent thing I've ever seen. I mean, it was the most violent thing I've ever seen. I mean, it was the most violent thing I've ever seen. I mean, it was the most violent thing I've ever seen. I mean, it was the most violent thing I've ever seen. I mean, it was the most violent thing I've ever seen. I mean, it was the most violent thing I've ever seen. I mean, it was the most violent thing I've ever seen. I mean, it was the most violent thing I've ever seen. I mean, it was the most violent thing I've ever Yeah, I mean it wasn't the 60 counts of rape including prison guards being raped

Barton, you know he's raping police what was crazy to me about What was crazy to me is when I first started out that episode you can look at my notes I'm like this guy is terrifying. Oh my god. This is crazy, and then I'm like I kind'm like this guy is terrifying oh my god this is crazy and then I'm like I kind of like this guy halfway through pulling clips I'm like alright this guy's funny even though he's like raping all these guys and then by the end when he was like you know murdering dogs I'm like I don't like this guy again but he could have ended that story with I like booty again yeah it's gonna be like I'm gonna of the guys. I still don't like it. But it's a little funnier. All right. This is a good call. Really, Carl? The salon. Your

hair should always look great. As soon as you leave the salon, you go to the salon Carl, you fucking faggot. Yes. My wife works there. I was there today. I go to a salon, Carl? You fucking faggot. Yes! My wife works there! I was there today! I go to a salon! So what? You go to the salon while another man is cutting your grass? That happens frequently, actually. Wait a second. I'm starting to think... Espresso martini time?

Yeah, right. We're after the nap. I'm starting to think... Alright. Espresso martini time? Yeah, right? We're after the nap. I'm starting to think that... Shut up, you faggot! Whoa, whoa, whoa! John... You fucking cocksucker, bone-smoking faggot homo piece of shit!

Jeez, John, it's rough, man. Relax a little bit. Practice. No, just kidding. It's Mondays. So yeah, it came out that John is indeed selling his mom's house in Florida. All right, Carl, hear me out. You buy that house and then you can rub it in John's face for the rest of his life. Plus it'd be kind of funny if you'd be like a WAP I'm not very smart. He can outsmart his realtor too. All right. Call me back. All right. I won't get into that sir. Thank you. My days. Sorry, there's a looking for Airbnb is for double con to August 16th and 17th in Rochester.

Yeah. There is a Barbie themed Airbnb in Rochester, like where the whole apartment is like the pink and decorated like it's a Barbie dream house. I'm serious. It was, yeah, I almost rented it just for the fucking pictures. Stay there. I do think we miss an opportunity with the Canoga park condo,

not as a group buying that and air being being it as a as you know, just who dabble is John's. Yeah Yeah, so if they feed sells another property, we're not gonna make that mistake again dabbers All right call back Curtis is gonna finish things up with the voicemailers. Hey, it's call back Curtis I haven't been leaving any voicemails lately cuz oh Weather outside just so fucking nice right now. Damn. I may not be leaving voicemails for a while. Just this weather is so nice. Anyway, just wanted to give you the update. So that's obviously a call back to Aaron Emhoff. Remember we were just clowning that guy for not doing his show because he wanted to hang out with his girlfriend

On the patio well things have changed quite a bit since then those guys aren't even doing a show good sonny out dork oh Yeah, he tries to murder his wife I guess Anyway, what a fun episode this was today. Yeah, cuz happy 4th of July. Yeah, you too Hope you all have a fantastic weekend Annie Well, thanks. I'll be working. You know, oh you're working this weekend. Do you get like time in retail? Do you time in a half or anything? Yeah, at least I do nice

Yeah, so it's not too bad 4th of July isn't a real holiday anyway. We we're not a we don't have our independence We might as well be Canada at this point. Whoa, low blow. Yeah, that was rough. I'm sorry All right, thanks everybody Go fuck yourselves have a good week. That was a great episode. That was really great man. That was a good episode the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Goodbye, hey, bye, goodbye. Okay, bye. Bye. A plane has hit. I rewatch it, Carly. I'm like his mom. The talents are endless. Boom. Boom. Boom.

That would be the end of my self-practice. We had every rehearsal like that. Mr. Chris records every rehearsal. There's a lot of F slurs. Nailed it. Keep practicing. What's your favorite food at Taco Bell right now? I fluctuate, so anytime that they do the triple double crunch wrap, that's the answer.