Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep533 - Joe Matarese Bombs and Copes

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Starting point is 00:03:58 or wherever you review podcasts and then share it all in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing Joe Matarisa's recent bomb. This is one of the craziest things I've ever seen where Joe Matarisa decided to live stream a stand up set. bombed completely. He thought he was gonna go up there and just wing it bombed completely. There's an incident with the woman in the front row. It gets crazy. And then he takes it down

Starting point is 00:04:22 removes that from his channel. and then he goes on and starts streaming again after the show to explain what happened. It's full of excuses, it's nuts, and I will tell you that David Collins was at my house along with his friend Delicious, they were both in studio, and so we broke all of that down. I'm gonna have that included in the show coming up in just a little bit. We're going to do things a little bit differently today. We're going to start off, I think, with some Stuttering John stuff. So we'll get to the main course a little later.

Starting point is 00:04:53 We'll start with a little appetizer because Stuttering John, he's leaving the internet, Chris, again. Yeah, I'm, I'm pretty upset about this because John claims the's show was his last show potentially maybe kind of take my word at it. Maybe might because his exact exact words were but before he declared that he was leaving the internet, he definitely wanted to let me know this is how the show started. His last show ever. This is how he starts it off. Everybody knows that. Well, almost everybody. Lady K gave me another reason to another another reason to sue him, which is coming. You watch you watch. Got to get that link over to the to the organization that begins with an F, it's already downloaded. So this is a weird thing he's doing now. He's threatening to send things to the

Starting point is 00:06:09 FBI so that you know all of us are gonna end up in federal prisons, not just me, but I'll be there bunking with Tukey and the potato and OJ will be there. Well I'll be hanging out surely. But he won't say FBI anymore and there's a theory out there that I think might be correct. Someone told John you can't threaten people with the FBI. It's against the law. So now he's like getting cute with it. He's like, you know, there's an organization I've been sending this stuff to. All the evidence starts with an F.

Starting point is 00:06:38 John, you can't use the letter F anytime. Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure Obama also banned that Just gotta get the Send it on over then they probably do another show with even more illegal recorded phone calls today Then I will get that over and I'm building a hell of a case against them. That's weird So if it's against the law to like say murder someone if it's against the law to like say, murder someone, would the FBI be like, well, come back to this when he's murdered like three or four more people

Starting point is 00:07:09 or else we're not interested. Like what's this thing where John's like, and I'm going to get even more evidence and then more evidence. Like if it's against the law, it's against the law. It doesn't matter how many times we do it. I would think, I don't know. But they don't seem to give a shit. They think I'm bluffing.

Starting point is 00:07:24 I ain't bluffing. John, you're always bluffing. Yeah, history has shown different. There's a reason why we think that, it's because we have brains in our heads. It can recognize patterns. That's what human brains do, they recognize patterns. It's very helpful and useful. You should look into it sometime.

Starting point is 00:07:41 So I was watching this last night, he's trying to get closure with all his enemies, which is an endless list Oh, yeah, and somebody counted 22 now that he's listening And I said this before I think he's fighting the war on too many fronts. Yeah, you know what I mean? I think his strategy is wrong on this one. He's got to figure out how to play this But he does love keeping all of our names in the loop I think it's because look at John's business model is he goes on the internet, haters go on and insult him for two to five dollars at a time. And so John needs everyone talking about him.

Starting point is 00:08:14 So he's constantly fueling that in every episode. So it starts off talking about suing me or maybe suing the same as sending me to the FBI. I think those are two different things. I guess there's a couple of different things going on in his childish fantasy about that. So then 53 minutes in and he's talking about meeting with attorneys. And Kate Meany will suffer the consequences of her actions. And so will Lady Kate, who's playing more of those tapes when he knows they were illegally recorded

Starting point is 00:08:48 and provided to him by Kate Meany. Hold on a second. I played AI versions of what a phone call might be between John and Kay, and I could have been more clear about that. I made it very clear. Is John confusing real drunk conversations with the AI that we played on this show? It sounds like he is. Yeah, also admitting to those embarrassing things that he said.

Starting point is 00:09:12 I mean, right. It's almost like he probably did say things like how he was slacking off at school and just watching Misery Loves Company while the kids were just sitting there doing their work. I won't believe it. I don't believe it. You know what? Now that I think about it, that's a good point, Chris. Because I was sitting here going, maybe he didn't hear it, maybe he doesn't know. He did hear it. And he thinks that that was actually him. Because those are the conversations he was really having with Kate, saying they're going to get married someday.

Starting point is 00:09:37 Like there was some embarrassing stuff in there. I'm surprised. Surprised he wouldn't just be like, yeah, of course that's AI. I mean, obviously was, but hmm. Okay. And Lady K, this is going to be fun. Oh, I can't wait until discovery. That's right. I'll, I'll show you my earnings. I I'm not embarrassed by my living, but we're going to see yours. We're're gonna see every single dog. I know, I'm in my second house right now doing the show. And John's like, you're gonna be so embarrassed if people find out what kind of money you're making.

Starting point is 00:10:12 Why not? I'm really worried about that discovery, John. This guy finds he's trying to make a little bit of fucking money. And he can't shut up about it. Which is why I don't think he's leaving the internet, Chris. I'm not buying it. I'm with you. And speaking of how he makes his money, he has to stretch this out into you know, a long ass show.

Starting point is 00:10:30 And speaking of long as shows, I had to check in on Aaron Imhol last night and that's four hours of his. That was your other assignment. Sorry. He's begging. Tell us that. It's nuts. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:10:41 If they reach their goal immediately, it'd be the shortest fucking show. Maybe that's people should start doing just like here's 350 go away. Yeah, please shut reach their goal immediately, it'd be the shortest fucking show. Maybe that's what people should start doing. Just like, here's 350, go away. Yeah, please shut the fuck up. Something happened that was incredible last night. Nobody likes onions. So the super tip system that Patrick has developed with Moody, you can tip someone up to $1,000 using the system. You can give someone $1,000 for one super chat.

Starting point is 00:11:04 And Mike Boudet, my buddy, he's been on this show. He's from Sword and Scale, one of the most successful podcasters of all time. Does a phenomenal job. Tipped him $1,000 not once, but twice. And it's so funny because $1,000 to these guys like Chad and Aaron Imhol, like that changes your fucking month it's like they're changing their lifestyle based on that yeah they're retiring they're taking the

Starting point is 00:11:31 weekend off with that shit going golfing so I thought that was incredible all are you make that's right oh wait let me back up a little bit he's was he talking might want to see how many dollars I make or something? The dollar you make. I'm not embarrassed by my living. But we're gonna see yours. We're gonna see every single dollar you make. Is that true? Would Discovery really look into every single dollar I make? Or would it just be from podcasting?

Starting point is 00:12:01 I don't know. I'm not sure about that, but okay. I don't care either way. Whatever. It's all part of discovery, Carl. Yeah. Well, this is the thing. This is funny because now he's showing that back when I was like, yeah, John, please sue

Starting point is 00:12:13 me. We'll have discovery. We'll find out how much money you make. I was saying this years ago when he was threatening this and now you can tell that really stuck with him. He's like, oh fuck, he's right. Because now finally he's starting to make a little bit of money. He's starting to feel good about himself.

Starting point is 00:12:26 And this is where his head goes to immediately. I can't wait for discovery now, Lady K. And trust me, there's a reason why I'm staying in New York. And that's it right now. Because I have some lawyers to meet. I was pulling this clip and Jenny Jingles was standing behind me she goes, well you can't communicate with lawyers if you're in a different state. No, no obviously not. There's no other way to

Starting point is 00:12:53 communicate with lawyers you have to be in the state that they're currently residing in order to talk to them. Makes perfect sense. I'm very scared, John. I have some lawyers to pay. Yes I have free attorneys who are offering me free. Okay. Legal. Free, legal. All right. How long do you think it's going to take for him to get the next word out? So I'm just going to let it play in real time. I didn't do any effects or anything like that, but I put the overorder like 20 seconds. What do you think? Pretty secret. He's really get this last word out in that time, right? Yeah, you did see he was distracted by that message. He's a seasoned vet in broadcasting. Yeah,

Starting point is 00:13:36 multitasking. It's easy, right? Let's see. He did not like that message. Oh, he's pissed. Look at him. He's doing about it. It's not to be his tracks. Look at this He's going through all the stages 23 seconds later. He actually fucking finished the sentence. I can't believe it. And vice. How does he remember what he was talking about? I know. I didn't.

Starting point is 00:14:11 That's incredible. Congratulations, John. I know it took you 23 seconds to finish that sentence. So as you just heard, John is claiming that I've been playing these illegally recorded phone calls. And I don't think that's true. These are A.I. I mean, I created them myself with some different prompts. I'll give you another example because I don't think John believes me.

Starting point is 00:14:37 So I want to make sure he believes me. This is definitely A.I. right here. Well, you got to see American fiction. No, I know. And it's so funny you said that because my brother-in-law is saying that he wants to watch American Fiction tonight. I go, yeah, yeah, my future wife is watching that. That's pretty funny. AI throwing the future wife thing. I mean, that would sound like someone who's flirting with someone if they said something like that. But John is too old for Kate. So he wouldn't flirt with her. Obviously. So the AI got that wrong,

Starting point is 00:15:07 but still it sounds really good. It sounds like it could be pretty good. I mean, no girl really laughs that way, but no, that's true. It's a little exaggerated. It's a little, I did put it in the prompt, uh, drunk dummies. So, yeah, I mean, I can understand why that would happen. All right, producer Chris. Yeah. Do you know who Leo Gunn is? I do now.

Starting point is 00:15:31 He's on John's shit list. Leo Gunn is just a guy who is super-chatting John. And then because if anyone is nice to John, he has to get their phone number and make a connection with them, because he's a lonely, lonely man with very few friends. John is very few friends. He's very lonely. And so if he sees someone who supports him and claims to like him, he gets the phone

Starting point is 00:15:53 number, he starts calling them and he talks about Leo Gunn. He's been talking about it for months. You know, he talked to Leo Gunn today on the phone. I'm sorry, my buddy, Leo Gunn, blah, blah, blah. So something happened. They had a falling out because you remember a week or two ago, John goes, Leo Gunn's not returning my calls anymore. I don't know what's going on.

Starting point is 00:16:09 I don't think, I don't think he's my friend. I think he was telling Clay Dabler this. I think he's like, Leo Gunn's out of the circle, you know? Well, a falling out is also someone who stops super chatting him. Well, yeah, so let's find out what he's saying about Leo Gunn now, because it was all praise not too long ago

Starting point is 00:16:26 The man is not cowardly like Leo gun What a fucking barra, what's that? What a pussy boy? What a barra what? What a pussy boy Leo Gunn turned out to be. Fucking holy shit. The pussy Leo Gunn. Yes, he's singing. The pussy Leo Gunn. Is it gonna be good?

Starting point is 00:17:00 Afraid of everyone. That's not enough syllables. What did his daddy do to make him such a fool? What? That wasn't bad. What did his daddy say? Yeah. To make him not want to play?

Starting point is 00:17:20 What? What are you talking about? You be pussy. He makes those faces. I mean all this is his big speech before he leaves the internet. Yeah. This is the most important thing that's pressing right now. But on his last show ever, these faces he makes, all they do is guarantee me 2000 more clicks on YouTube.

Starting point is 00:17:41 It's all that does. I don't know why he does that. It's not funny. All right. So let's get into the, I mean, know why he does that. It's not funny. All right, so let's get into the... I mean, I thought that was a fun clip because, you know, John is such a great musician and so quick too, so quick-witted. But let's get more into what did Leo Gunn actually do to John that's got him so pissed off. So hopefully I'll see you all again. Somewhere.

Starting point is 00:18:09 Who knows where. Fuck you, Leo. Fuck you. Don't text me, Leo. Lose my number. You don't text me when I fucking invite you to the goddamn Belmont? Now you do? Fuck off!

Starting point is 00:18:28 You don't have the balls to fucking at least give me the respect to write back to me when I call you and ask you, I hope everything's alright when I text you? Are you starting to see what it means to be John's friend? Do you see how much effort this takes, how much work this is? I've gone months without talking to friends before, and I expect there's zero animosity between us. I expect the next time I call or text them, they'll get right back to me and say, hey, what's going on?

Starting point is 00:19:00 You know, but with John, if you don't communicate with him on a regular basis, it's a sign of disrespect. It's like, how dare you? A celebrity has entered into your life and this is how you treat him? What are you nuts? This is how John thinks. He's a lunatic. Hey, Clay Dameron, look forward to this someday.

Starting point is 00:19:15 This is not far down the road for you. I promise. Someday soon, yeah. I'm guessing it's because John knows he's a piece of shit. There's like a timer running down for people to discover that with new friends. So when he doesn't hear from them, he's like, ah, they're on to me. Good point. Yeah. This is a lack of confidence that you're seeing from this guy because he's seen so many of his friends turn on him.

Starting point is 00:19:46 You don't have the balls to respond. You don't give me the respect. Now you want me to respect you. Take it easy. He just texted him, take it easy. He's going, Leo, go to you fucking pussy. He's taking this on. He goes, just like, take it. I'll show you. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:20:02 The fuck are you talking? I was nothing but kind to you. Nothing but nice to you. Yeah. The fuck are you talking? I was nothing but kind to you. Nothing but nice to you. I'm not doxing you. I'm not disclosing your occupation like this. That is so nice of you. Chad. He really loves this guy. Wow. You're not even doxing him. You are nothing but nice. What a kind gentleman you are. Tough love. Shit way it did. Also, this whole meal they had at the Belmont Tavern, you'd think it was Nobu.

Starting point is 00:20:32 The way he's talking about this. You'd think it's like a once in a lifetime dinner experience. No, you just have to sit with John as he talks about how amazing he is and points at this photo on the wall. His eight bite time. Like, yeah, I'll pass on that too. I've got other restaurants that are just as good. It's fine. I'll be fine. I do it all the time. But you're gonna chat with him, right? You're super chat in the BS show. Didn't you this morning?

Starting point is 00:20:57 Someone's jelly. Oh, this. Okay. This explains everything. When Kevin Brennan turned on me, he was mad because he saw me on the BS show that morning. It's like, what the fuck? As soon as you do anything for Shuley, you piss off Stuttering John Melendez and Kevin Brennan immediately. And probably a bunch of other people too, but those are the two I can think of right now. You don't super chat me anymore because you be afraid. Okay. Well, that's maybe just doesn't want to support this. Yeah. That's a very strange logic. Yeah. It's not fear. It's actually, they call it the dollar vote. You vote with your money at what you like and what you don't like. And's what Leo Gunn is doing and John can't handle it

Starting point is 00:21:46 He's so upset the other thing that happened and I'm sure you saw this people been talking about it quite a bit John's interaction with his mom. Oh, yeah, holy Okay, so thankfully I found a channel that Pulled this clip for us so that we can watch it together. This is, this really shows you everything you need to know about who John is as a person, why his family definitely hates him. Because could you imagine if you're his kids and you heard him talk to your grandma this way?

Starting point is 00:22:22 This is that at some point might just behoove me. Oh, it's Stalin 19 who does a lot of great clips for us. Thank you, Stalin. Thank you, sir. Step away. So that's what this show is. I'm called this show. Maybe it's my independence day independence from the devil verse mom. from the double verse. Mom? Mom? Be right there. Alright, listen closely. Take your time, John. Mom? You didn't feel like bringing that up to me, huh? You didn't feel like bringing that up to me, did you?

Starting point is 00:23:03 I'm only live, don't worry. You didn't have to carry the beer, I just need the red bull. So, okay, let's break this down and then we'll get back to it. Oh, you didn't want to bring that to me, Mom? You didn't want to bring that up to me? I'm live on the internet. And you can't bring that up to me? And she says, John, I can't carry the beer. John is an 18 pack at least at a time guy. So his 87 year old mother who apparently fell down the stairs when there was a delivery sent to the house or whatever, John expects her to carry up all of his

Starting point is 00:23:39 beer. She's only quick moving down the stairs. Right're right. But then he goes, okay, you don't have to bring the beer, but you got to bring me my Red Bull. Yeah, duh. Like she had orders in place. Ma, we've been over this. Ma, I told you- You're embarrassing me in front of my friends. Right.

Starting point is 00:23:55 I told you segment one, I say I'm going to leave the internet again. Segment two, I brag about going to a Yankees game soon. Segment three, be right Red Bull. We were on segment three. What part is it you don't understand? What understand what the fuck all right this gets even worse here but don't worry about it I'm just doing a show wow don't worry about it you know I'm just doing a show I'm just the star of the family don't worry about it no don't do anything for me I'm just the star I'm just the reason why no one even even knows who you are

Starting point is 00:24:25 That's how we think this is what his mentality is is how he's talking to his mom for your passive aggressively like an asshole this worries me because I want John to stick around and Some people speculate that you know He he might die at the hands of one of the people he commit, you know confront Yeah, but it's probably gonna be murdered by his mom. That would be amazing. I Would do everything I could to make sure that she stayed a free woman Sometimes it's justifiable. I can see it justified. I'm a sign of the burning bad Boyslaughter Boy slaughter.

Starting point is 00:25:22 Just trying to make some money, he says. This is so pathetic. I know. You gotta wait on me, I'm working. Right, Joe Six Pack coming home. Where's my turkey pot pie, ma? Yup. Ma, meet little fuck! Like this is literally a character out of a movie.

Starting point is 00:25:40 This is like when you're trying to show that someone's an asshole. This is how they talk to their mom. This is what John's actually doing for real. Oh, exasperated by it too. Oh, killing me here. As if this isn't John show content anyway, him getting up and leaving. He doesn't sell the fucking time or he stared at the screen. I mean, we mean documented this this is better than him looking for a video. We can't find for

Starting point is 00:26:10 Pretending to be on the toilet And mr. Top physical condition struggling with the stairs Mm-hmm Is he pouting is he stomping his feet I thought he was typing Yeah, he's doing the Herman monster darn darn This is a very funny comment from Drewsephus. Oh no, I'm sorry. It was the one before that. Six String Man says, even the mob treated their mothers with utmost respect.

Starting point is 00:26:58 Yeah, John's always talking about even the mafia. Yeah, in the mafia, they treat their moms like the most important people on earth like you're supposed to not John that's just another servant of his everyone's a servant to John in his world ready just had to order some energy you don't order some energy he put in his order and it didn't get delivered to his table Yeah to go on so before we do shows we anticipate our needs Could you imagine I start my show that's what was like? I'm gonna go get some food and a drink Peanut butter

Starting point is 00:27:40 Before the show and have your drink idiot ready with you you more You know you're doing this cuz it's your only source of fucking income. Yes, we all know. The crazy part about this, and I'm sure you saw this, is how John tried to explain this away. He said after people called him out for this, I think he could, he doesn't realize we can hear that well because he's using his shitty microphone on his computer that picks up everything. So we could hear him very well the way he's talking to his mom. He didn't realize that that

Starting point is 00:28:14 would be broadcast on his show. And so John has decided that this was a bit he was doing similar to like when he pretends to be sleeping or when he pretends to be shit he said he was just you guys fell for just another one of my bits why would that be a bit you treating your mom like shit she's actually she know about this bit was she actually cracking up like no mom don't don't you'll screw up the bitch she deserves a fucking Oscar if she was happy you liar you can catch him with his shit all the time. He's such a fucking liar. Yeah, when he lied about getting fired from teaching.

Starting point is 00:28:51 Wow, you really got us. Yeah, guys, I pulled one on you. I didn't actually get fired. Yeah, we didn't think you did. We said you did many times. All right, so John's not on the internet today. And he did make that very clear yesterday. He's like, I will not not on the internet today and he did make that very clear yesterday. He's like, I will not be on the internet tomorrow.

Starting point is 00:29:09 And he's trying to do that thing again where he psychs all of us out. Well, the Duke's going to go away and then no one's going to have any shows anymore. And every time he does that, every single person just goes, bye. Don't let the door hit you. Anyway, there's a couple of things going on. One of the rumors that's going around there, and I think there might be some validity to it, which is why I'm talking about this, I've heard some rumblings that John is taking some time off to get hair plugs. He's very embarrassed.

Starting point is 00:29:36 He's very embarrassed about the state of his hair and going bald. He's an old man. He looks like shit. That he's so vain, he's going to get hair plaits. He's got some money now, so he can do that. Now the other theory is that because John's been talking about it for weeks, he took his mom to the Yankees game today and it was like a one o'clock game and that's why he stopped podcasting today. It's like, I love that John thinks he's going to fool us.

Starting point is 00:29:56 I'm not even going to be here tomorrow. I said, yeah, no, I know. Where are you at the Yankees game? Like, we know. You've been talking about it a lot. It's fine. That's why you're still in New York. You would take us to a Yankees game.

Starting point is 00:30:04 Not because you have a meeting with York. You would take us to a Yankees game Meeting with lawyers Well, he did claim back in the day to meet with Popak at the Yankees game. That's true. That's true. And then every time he talked to popok after that He was just like and I got your tickets to that. Oh wait, that's right Michael popok didn't end up going and John was pissed cuz he had to eat the 100 bucks or whatever it was for tickets. That's right. And I got no counsel that day. Anyway, so that's the world of Stuttering John.

Starting point is 00:30:34 There's a lot going on with that, but those are the highlights that I thought were fun. I also want to talk to you about Steel Toe Morning Show. You lied. Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies. I wish you weren't a liar. Steel Toe came on the show. We documented this, but just to get everyone caught up, Steel Toe came on the show on Monday after the court papers had been released on Kiwi Farms that showed that April was complaining to Erin's ex-wife that he was abusive physically

Starting point is 00:31:08 to her. And there were screenshots of text conversations and it was very well documented all the different times April reached out to Ashley and all the things that she said to Ashley and all the things they were communicating about Erin being a monster, which was her word, and the fact that he was abusive to her. So we watched on Monday when Aaron came on after this had broken over the weekend. And Aaron goes, who's believing this bullshit? I mean, these are just made up lies. It's obviously, you know, people who hate me want this to be true, but it's obviously not true. How

Starting point is 00:31:42 could it not be true? These are unless April was setting you up a year ago To fuck you up. She wouldn't be sending these text messages to your ex-wife and talking about very thorough And I love that Aaron doesn't really offer a good explanation For how any of this happened. He's just like it's obviously lies. Anyone who knows me knows that that's not me. I Don't know cuz you asked Johnnyutch is that he had nothing to say. He literally went to Johnny Crutch. I got a note from our boy Soft Weekly. He goes, yeah, good catch. I was noticing the same thing where Aaron had Johnny Crutch is on there on Monday morning to be like, do you know me? You know that I wouldn't do this. And Johnny's like, oh yeah, I don't know. I'm not really paying attention. I had nothing for Aaron.

Starting point is 00:32:23 He couldn't even just go along with the obvious. He was leading the witness. He's like, dude, you know what I want you to say right now? Yes. Speak to my character. And Jenny Curst is just like, yeah, I don't know anything about it. I think it's kind of cool if I don't. I did gain a little respect for Johnny. Yeah, he wasn't going along with that. He's like, oh, you probably... Well, because Aaron used to talk about these. What's the term he used? Drag out, beat him up, fight. I forget the term he uses because I don't have huge arguments and fights with my wife. I'm just not that kind of person. But he used to use these terms. He'd be like, we'd have these crazy fights and arguments.

Starting point is 00:32:58 It's like, okay. And then we're supposed to think that you getting physical is nuts when you guys were having these crazy blowouts and fights like, huh I don't know. It seems like knockdown drag out. Yes. Thank you We have these that's a weezer song you love Weezer. I don't know that one. We would have these knockdown drag out fights He would say this all the time and then it's like yeah, and he was abusive towards me, too He had butted me and he squeezed me so hard. I couldn't breathe Well, that's obviously not true. I don't know That much of a stretch. So also if you're an internet personality

Starting point is 00:33:32 starting a sentence with Those of you who know me like so that's what percentage of people less than 1% of your audience, correct? Yeah, right. So he's going to like immediately character witnesses There's too many people who watch you every day Aaron comes on his show on Wednesday and It's crazy. I was watching some of this on Patrick Melton show what Aaron show is turned into is Three things there's three main components to Aaron show now Obviously, there's the telethon

Starting point is 00:34:05 component. Always asking for money, always trying to make the goal, always asking to contribute money to the show. He has to do that every single day, which is crazy. He reads the chat. He just talks to people, he reads what people write to him. I have an example coming up where it's just like top of the morning to you and he's like, ah, good morning. This isn't a show. What are you doing? You know, it'd be like if you were just like picking up every phone call that came in on your radio show. Hey, what's going on? Not too much man. It's gonna be 82 today. I know it's gonna be nice. All right. Take care. All right. Hey, what do you got going? I'm gonna go play golf. Oh, yeah, cool. I'm gonna try to do that this week and I see you know, it's just like what?

Starting point is 00:34:39 This isn't a show. This isn't a for-pack. Well, he's got four hours to make $295. So yeah yeah he's gonna go opium you. And then the third component of this is now and I think this is very telling he's constantly calling out the haters. He's constantly talking about the haters talking about driving the haters crazy talking about all these W's he's getting another win for the toe so this is how his show starts off on Wednesday. I do had an awesome time though thank you for all the messages I've been getting by the way I'm gonna get back to all the Instagram, Twitter's, Facebook's, emails

Starting point is 00:35:19 it's been a shitload of people just saying really nice stuff and I appreciate it and that's a weird thing too, right? There was just like, by the way, guys, I know you don't see this because you're just reading my chat and us banning everyone who comes in and says mean things about me. But all I've been doing is getting all of this outpouring of love and support. You can't even believe how many people love me out there. Yeah. You'd be bored by it.

Starting point is 00:35:41 I won't read any of it here. I won't wait your time with that. That's such a weird thing. I've said on my show before, and I'll say it again right now, because again, I'm traveling, I am so far behind on messages and I apologize. I have DMs piling up on Twitter. I'll get back to you. I promise. Emails, all these different things.

Starting point is 00:35:58 But I never once say, and it's just all love and support for the show, to the fact that you think you have to say that tells me that that's not the case. It's a weird thing to say. It's fun to goof on someone if you're in the chat, or maybe you're a creator, like we're doing, and we're playing clips. But who emails someone just like, you suck?

Starting point is 00:36:19 You know, that would be a weird thing to email someone. So I would imagine that a lot of the messages you're getting are people who enjoy the show. I don't know. I'm going to get back to them. Oh, doom is here. I have some doom clips coming up. He's he claims that Aaron blocked 600 accounts this week. I believe it.

Starting point is 00:36:36 They were on a blocking spree. I know it drove the haters nuts yesterday. We made up for Monday's shortfall knocked out yesterday right away. And then they didn't like that. They didn't like that. Then when they would say like vile shit about me, that I would go guys, I don't need these people like Bannum. I'm moving onward and upward with my life. Things are going great. Remember that the things are going great. And he's moving onward upward, because he'll say some things coming up that make me think that that's not the case at all.

Starting point is 00:37:08 So immediately, he's going into, wow, we really pissed off the haters. And this is something where he invents what the retractors or the detractors, I should say, the people who don't think he does a great show and find his telethon style obnoxious. So he'll just make up things that bother them. And then that way he can say, look at I'm bothering these haters. They hate it when we make our goal.

Starting point is 00:37:35 And nothing to be further from the truth. I say this to John all the time too. It's like we want you to make money on the internet. Aaron, we want you to make your goal. Because if you had to go and get a real job, I'd have to find someone else to talk about. So, and I think that's how everyone feels. Like, whether you're watching it for enjoyment

Starting point is 00:37:52 or because it makes you a rage, either way you're watching it. Correct. Fuck these people, we don't need them. And then that threw them into a fucking tizzy. Now they're in a tizzy. Now, remember, what he's explaining right now is that, like Doom said, he blocked everyone this week.

Starting point is 00:38:11 Anyone who brought up anything about April, spousal abuse, whatever, blocked immediately. He's claiming this threw everyone into a tizzy. How so, Aaron? The thing with, you know, it's been known a lot that I'm the best And the humblest it's been known a lot that I'm That's been known a lot. I'm also funner than everyone way more funner

Starting point is 00:38:40 It's also been known a lot that I'm the best Troll wrangling at taking care of these people you might be worst. That's a weird thing to say at taking care of trolls. They're building up into proportions. We have to block 600 people in a day. That's not good, but okay, let's say, because I know what sets them off. I know what makes them tick. And when you take back control from them, they hate that. Like anybody else with a mental disorder, like anybody else with mental illness. And that's what these people are.

Starting point is 00:39:09 They're just mentally ill. They just want to PCA. They just want to touch. They just want to please, please me. So I took that away from them yesterday. And boy, did they go fucking mental. It's like there's 9000 places you can go on the Internet to hate me and think I'm the biggest piece of shit ever. Nine.

Starting point is 00:39:27 There's 9,000 places you can go. I assume this is one of those places at this point. So why were all these trolls angry? They have all these other places to go to hate on Aaron. They got blocked from his channel. Why were they a tizzy? How does that make sense? channel, why were they in a tizzy? How does that make any sense? Why would they, and how would he know they were in a tizzy? They can't talk, communicate to him anymore. I'm confused. In thousand places, if they can't have me, they can't comprehend going on living. And I love that. This is just so made up. This is so, this is a cope. I don't use that word very often. This is such a cope He's going I blocked them and they have no reason to live now Because the only thing they look forward to is going to my chat and saying I headbutted April

Starting point is 00:40:12 Yeah, he brings up suicide a lot. He does he's not mentally well. You can tell by the way. He's talking. This is insane and We have people who don't like this show sometimes I see them I see them out there. And I would never think for a second that their only reason for existence is to goof on me or call me names. I know they have other hobbies. I'm pretty sure they all have other hobbies besides that.

Starting point is 00:40:35 Or at least other enemies. Yeah, right. Yeah, I'm on a list somewhere. I love that I hold them in the palm of my hands. So guys, if people cope and see about that in the steel in the YouTube chat today, guess what? I'm giving my mods free reign to do whatever the fuck they want. Now jokes, jokes are cool.

Starting point is 00:40:56 Fans making jokes. I love that. J. It was at JB or BJ made a great joke this morning. I thought it was awesome. Somebody else said headbutt that like button because like rational, reasonable people know that that's a fucking joke. It's the dumbest fucking gayest most untrue jokiest thing there is. Oh, BJ made the Macarena joke, which I thought was really good. So I say if it drove them nuts yesterday and they didn't like it, then let's drive them nuts today and do the same thing. Wow, he's got it all figured

Starting point is 00:41:30 out, Chris. So what he's gonna do, he was blocking all these people yesterday and he's told his mods today to block a lot more people. Pretty good strategy. I don't know how, I don't know how anyone's gonna win versus this strategy. You know, we focus on a lot of people or have over the years You know, we basically study them. Mm-hmm And it's not like I don't want to continue to see what happens with this individual But he's the least fun to because he is he seems sober Yes, that's what I discovered because stutjo is just as bad

Starting point is 00:42:04 in every regard But he's such a buffoon Aaron has a way about him that's missing some of that. Yes, and it makes it more infuriating to watch. Yeah No better Considering John you're like, oh this guy's the dumbest guy in the world and he's got all these personality disorders the dummy Fact he's a narcissist get all this shit going on, you're like, okay, well that makes sense, that's why it's a perfect specimen. With Aaron, I've talked to this guy, he's kind of a normal dude. The way that he's responding to all this is bonkers. He should be better than this. Yes.

Starting point is 00:42:39 He's handling it so poorly. He's making sure that people will continue to rip on him. I mean, there's so many channels now that are cropping up and clip shows and all these people are clipping this stuff. There's amazing animation I'm gonna show you in a little bit. And Aaron's bringing all of this odd. He's forcing everyone's hand on it. That's so stupid. But yeah, it's a good point.

Starting point is 00:43:01 Watch him see. Dr. Silver Wolf starting us off today with five bucks says good morning boss. Good stuff. Never read it in the chat. Remember these are the things that happen on this show. He talks about the haters and how he's winning against the haters. Everything's a W. And then he says, all right, let's talk to the chat. Hey, good morning.

Starting point is 00:43:21 Like his, his listeners are boring people, which makes sense. Yeah. It's like two hours in where he gets to a fucking topic. It's crazy. All he does now is just kill time. All of these shows that are looking to raise money during the show are killing time. I mean, Kevin Brennan is the poster boy for it. Now, Kevin has a different style about him. People find it interesting and compelling.

Starting point is 00:43:42 But his only goal is to be on the internet for as long as people will give him Money while he's out of the internet It's very obvious Also, I want to point something out because this is bothering me. I don't you guys can see this real well The stonies logo right here It's so amateur. So when you go in To the oh you see how the oh is black in The middle because it didn't erase that part. It's like a ping

Starting point is 00:44:09 image where you have to erase all the negative stuff. And it's still got the black part in the middle of the O. Fix that guys. That is a difficult to fix. I could do it. Send it to me the file. I'll take care of it. I think Aaron's got bigger fish to fry right now. So I want to address what he was just talking about at the beginning of that clip where he says, you know, the haters are in a tizzy because they loved it on Monday when we didn't make our goal.

Starting point is 00:44:37 But then yesterday we more than made up for it and we're having an amazing week. This week we're just killing it. So I just want to go back to play you what happened at the end of Monday's show, because this is the saddest, most pathetic thing you've ever seen. This is how the telethon ends, every episode. And if he doesn't make the goal, it ends like this.

Starting point is 00:44:55 This is not like an abnormal thing, but it's bonkers. And again, this is coming from Doom, put this together for us. Thank you, Doom. He put in a few fun edits, but you'll get the, you get the sense of what's going on here. All right guys, we are facing the end of today's show.

Starting point is 00:45:11 If we don't knock out that 160 in the next six minutes, we've got six minutes to go. There's the links in the chat. Let's start a rally. Throw in your money, stream labs, PayPal, Steeltoe Media Inc on Venmo, super chats, rumble rants. We need to do it now guys. I was watching the beat to have learned today.

Starting point is 00:45:32 You need a list of like 50 different things. The ways you can donate to the show. It's ridiculous how many different ways he'll take your money from you. And again, I want to check. Our way. Johnny crutches here again is a worthless co-host he does nothing during this entire time where he was just begging for money. One 60 is the number we've been doing great we hit a snag in the

Starting point is 00:46:01 last hour. I want to keep that 16 show streak alive. I am once again asking for your financial support. 160 is the number let's do it if you're feeling generous throw in a couple of bucks we'd really appreciate it. Just about to start overtime. Let's make let's go ahead and knock this thing out. Five and a half minutes to go, $160 away. Let's watch that number tick on down with everybody throwing it. Don't wait for someone else to start the rally.

Starting point is 00:46:33 Everybody start rallying at the same time. And so they were talking about, I think it was OJ brought up the point that he sounds like a televangelist at this point. And then they were calling him a televangelist, which is very funny. So this is very much this idea that's just like, all right guys, we got to get all this money coming in and I know that we're going to rally all you guys can't wait to rally this. Don't be

Starting point is 00:46:52 the you can be the first one. It's okay. You don't have to wait for other people. As if you're sitting there going, I'll throw in 20 bucks, but only if I hear like four or five other people also throwing 20 bucks. This is all Aaron, this is you know what it cares about this the viewers of the show are not sitting there going God we got to fucking help this guy rally right now I also I wouldn't go over the top saying what an amazing week we've been having because that just says okay so I don't have to donate anymore right well also so yeah you have to sound a little desperate every single day also yes and this is the Monday he came back

Starting point is 00:47:26 to deny that he abused his ex-wife, which he gave zero explanation. No one's buying it. So there's a lot of people who are just like, fuck this guy, I'm not gonna give him money. He came on here today to finally fuss up about these documents that leaked and he had nothing? Go fuck yourself.

Starting point is 00:47:44 We'll get this thing hammered out in no time. Again, 15 show streak on the line. Holiday week. Let's keep it going. I decided not to do evening shows this week because I figured with the Fourth of July week, it was going to be really hard to hit those and I didn't want to stress myself out. I didn't want to stress you guys out. Anything like that. Maths not again. What is he talking about with stressing you guys out? Like, oh shit, it's still too hot right now.

Starting point is 00:48:11 I gotta give him money. He's probably looking for a rally right now. And here I am enjoying my friends and family. Yeah, living my life. Yeah, what the fuck? Here I am in a cookout. Like a jerk. Yeah, making a hot dog.

Starting point is 00:48:21 And Aaron's probably begging for money right now. He's just really stressing me out. I'm a piece of shit. You know, it does look stressed out at all. It's Johnny Crutchett's over here just lighting up his cigarette. He doesn't know where he is. He doesn't give a fuck about this. Not here this week, but let's go ahead.

Starting point is 00:48:37 Let's knock out these three big shows. And I didn't used to watch, I never really watched Steel Toe, but back when Chad was goofing on him and he started doing the music in order to get the rallies going and to get people to donate and the hype train music. So he stole that from Aaron. So Aaron, when he used to do these things, would at least have a music bat behind him. But Aaron had to stop doing that because he was getting goofed on.

Starting point is 00:49:03 So now it's just him and his co-host and his co-host is silent. So this is the most awkward thing ever. The only thing, the only content we're hearing is give me money, give me money, give me money, here's something, give me money, why don't you give me money? I'm not seeing any money, where's the money? I want to go home, there's no money. I'd really like to see that happen. 160 is the number, we're five minutes away. I don't want to bark, I don't want to bite. I don't want to have but I don't want

Starting point is 00:49:26 to do anything like that. I just want to knock out this last one 60 I'd like to do overtime so pretty please click the links stream labs paypal then most super chats. He also does this thing we've talked about this but when he makes the goal will do an extra 30 minutes of the show. She just heard him say I want to do overtime if you guys give me $160 in the next five minutes I'll do overtime Aaron you made that rule if you want to do it you can still do it no one's gonna be like what the fuck Aaron these are against the

Starting point is 00:49:57 terms what's he gonna talk about it's been four hours I know he already does a four-hour show with tons of e ebegging and reading comments and killing the haters and W's. And then it's like, and we'll do 30 minutes more. It's like, how much of a loser do you have to be to watch this for four and a half hours? Johnny, have enough cigarettes for that? Rumble rants, gifted memberships are great. All of it. We got a lot of big stories coming up. We've got, oh, we got a British farmer spraying a guy down with shit for trespassing and protesting is farming. We've got someone whose pride flag has been stolen five times out of their

Starting point is 00:50:36 yard. I mean, I would have stopped putting it up after the second one. Well with a commentary like that, maybe I should give him 30 bucks. I want to hear what else he has to say about this pride flag that was stolen. That's incredible stuff. And a bunch of other stuff. Oh, someone using their COVID relief funds for Brazilian butt lift because that's important. Nobody cares.

Starting point is 00:50:56 A lot of stuff coming up during overtime today. Throw in a couple of bucks, please. Streamlabs PayPal, we got to start a rally. We're 160 away. We've got four minutes left. Four minutes. Killedogics is 160 bucks for those stories. Yeah, I know. He's not helping himself with like what you're going to get. Not at all. What you're going to get for those $160. No rally has been started yet and we're four minutes away. This is looking bad.

Starting point is 00:51:23 Yeah. 160 bucks all the links right there in the chat let me put them up again boom there we go let's go ahead and knock this thing out I don't want to see this B&L I know it's a holiday week but please and thank you on that 160 three and a half minutes to go. Oh no, now we're getting down to half minutes. It's counting down the clock. Will he try and squeeze some tears out like when he's talking about him?

Starting point is 00:51:50 Oh, I love it when he does that. I gotta give credit to Kevin Eriksonow and Jody B in Discord and YouTube. There's so much Darkside Phil going on here. DSP, a guy we covered a month or two ago. We're just constantly begging like Darkside Phil's a little more pathetic because he needs to like pay his electric bill and shit. But it's so bad. Or he goes dark. And you know, Missy B's in here. She's like, Isn't this the guy who claimed

Starting point is 00:52:17 to have ripped off his act from Anthony? Yes. When he was talking to you on Chrissy's show, he said that. I don't remember Anthony ever begging for money I've never heard this part of the Anthony Gubia show or opiate Anthony or anything else I've seen him do weird and no rally has started yet who wants to be the first one to fire it off not it This is bad news. 160 away and about three minutes left. This reminds me of one of those auctioneers. The bank. Alright. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't

Starting point is 00:52:59 want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. Alright. That's all. It just never changes. I actually have that. Yeah. One dollar, one dollar, one dollar, one dollar, one dollar. One dollar, one dollar, one dollar. Do I do that? Or do I do that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:53:13 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:53:21 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Producer Chris Ernie gets paycheck today. Not this thing out. If you'd like to contribute, go ahead and contribute. 160 is the number. This is looking pretty flat.

Starting point is 00:53:37 Three minutes away during the holiday week. Maybe we should take the week off. Well, no, I wanted to address that horse shit today. But other than that, she's probably not helping you. When you hear your two ex wives commiserating on a piece of shit you are, and he's like, I just wanted to address that horse shit. That's very likely true. It's in a court document. Jesus Christ, it was looking good. But guys, two and a half minutes. If you're feeling generous, if you got a little extra to throw at us, boy, do we need it right now. Come on, boys and girls, let's do this thing.

Starting point is 00:54:10 Help us out a little bit. Help out the old toe. Two and a half minutes left, 160 away. We have gotten literally zero. Yeah, I could do the math. During this rally period. Yeah, I could tell. From 160 to 160, that's zero.

Starting point is 00:54:23 Two minutes and fifteen seconds. That's the longest tug in five minutes. That's worse than soccer. That we've endured thus far. How dare you? Again, still 160. Again, still nothing doing. Again, still nothing doing.

Starting point is 00:54:40 If you hate steel toe you fucking love this. You think this is a great start to the week. You think this is a great start to the week? Well, at least Charles Manson's into it. All right guys, two minute warning, 160 bucks. Please chip in. Please go to that PayPal, that stream labs, that super chat, whatever. There's the links again. Click it, rally, get inside a 50 so we can buy ourselves a little time a Minute and a half to go nothing not a fucking thing Wow lander says a oh

Starting point is 00:55:16 Not good Not very good right now Every time they tune in. Jesus. Someone's got to create Aaron on a street corner, just at an intersection, begging people for money. 160 to the goal. 160 to the goal.

Starting point is 00:55:36 Hey, you got some money? Okay, no money there. Hey, 160 to the goal. He's got a side of this is 160 to the goal. What if we could throw a rolled change at him? Oh, yeah. Would you do it? Yeah, yeah. Would you do it? Yeah. Oh, and nothing coming in. Although it probably throw 50 cents at a time. 160

Starting point is 00:55:55 is the number. Apparently we did a dog shit job today. Oh man. Sorry about the bad show boys and girls, but if you hate steel tow, this has been a great weekend and a great start to the week for you. So I'm glad we could get you that. God, I don't hate steel tow. I just think you probably abused your wife because it came out that you did. And I think you're handling it very poorly.

Starting point is 00:56:19 And it is very annoying that you beg for money. This is the thing, it's like we're supposed to pay him every episode that we enjoy. I don't know any other model like that. I mean, even with like YouTube TV or your cable bill, you're paying a lot. We don't have to do it every fucking day. Like imagine if you had to pay that every day, you'd be like, you know what? I don't need to watch fucking YouTube TV anymore. I'm good. I only feel like a sucker once a month. We've got a minute and change left and nobody throwing in anything

Starting point is 00:56:55 here comes the shame during this big period well i hope you guys watch not even you leo con not the legend not clay dabla not even april go today i'm glad I'm taking tonight off. If you're listening to this show, like a lot of people do and they're not watching it, I promise you his cohost is there on screen with a microphone in front of his face this entire time. It's not offered anything. This is Penn and Teller's worst trick. This was a fucking bummer. You guys, we got about, we got a little less than a minute to knock this thing out to help out a little. And we got nothing. Okay. Got 35 seconds. All right, we'll run this thing down. We'll say goodbye. We'll get a half hour off to start the week, I guess. And,

Starting point is 00:57:46 uh, yeah, see where it goes from there. Joe smash with 10 bucks. Thank you very much. Joe smash for the 10 spot. We take seven of that 155 away. Jesus. It kind of brings it to one 55. What an asshole from today. 155 bucks away from knocking this thing out. Thanks Joe smash. I didn't realize the goal was set at net terms I thought we were just gonna gross it up so that we all understand. I was trying to do this for you We appreciate you trying to rally up for us, but nothing else 10 9 8 camo girl with five bucks says started off. All right. 150 away. Somebody drops in 100 quick. We can keep this thing going. Whoa, 10 bucks and worth

Starting point is 00:58:31 five and then five bucks and worth five. All right. Now we sang, you just heard him say, all right, we need 150. But if someone gives me 100, I'll keep going. All right. So now now he's negotiating with the audience on this one one for a half hour five four three two and one happy new year Jesus It's so much more fun when he doesn't make the goal

Starting point is 00:59:13 We got our fucking shit pushed in today boys and girls all right let me do this Oh he's got a streak of 15 shows he's a let me erase the streak I'll hit refresh on everything once more just to make sure we didn't do it. And fingers crossed. Alright well. Turns out we didn't do it. Turns out Mike Boudet is not there with a thousand dollars for me. Ah darn it. Didn't happen.

Starting point is 00:59:38 So I had to play that for you because he comes out on Wednesday. That was the way the Monday show ended. He comes out on Wednesday and he was the way the Monday show ended. He comes out on Wednesday, he goes, Tuesday made up for Monday, so we're winning. It's all W's over here. The haters hate it. It's like, it's amazing how this guy can spin anything and he's on top. All right.

Starting point is 00:59:56 Let's go to the other part of the show, which is just reading boring chats and he's on Rumble and YouTube. So he likes to go over to the Rumble chat, where I guess there's probably fewer people so people don't see that what the chats happening. So then he can read us the chats that we're missing if we're watching it on YouTube. Which is a... I should start doing that. You know we do this show live in our Discord server if you want to listen to it or on YouTube if you subscribe to the show. You can check out the show live in two different places.

Starting point is 01:00:25 And I'm monitoring the chat in both places, but you know what I don't do enough is tell the YouTube people what Discord is saying, and then tell Discord what YouTube is saying. Because if people are missing out on what people are saying as we're doing the show. Fortunately, our buddy Aaron does the service for his audience.

Starting point is 01:00:40 All right, let's go to Let's go to the audience here on Rumble mr. Beat says top of the morning to you. You got this You got this he felt he needed to read that to us cool cool stuff feel better soper think he means sober Thanks, buddy It's going to be a good day. It's gonna be a great day man sober. Thanks buddy. It's going to be a good day. It's going to be a great day, man. Kids and I are going to the lake. We're going to hang out at the cabin. I think we're going to stay there today. Tonight. Cause like here in Minnesota, it's the only nice day we're getting for the 4th of July weekend. Like it's all rain the rest of the kids and I'll go to the cabin. We'll hang out with some family. They're awkward. Yeah, this is insane

Starting point is 01:01:25 This is the most boring man on the internet. The guy goes out days gonna be good days. Oh, yeah It's gonna be a good day. I'm gonna go do stuff. Yeah, we are Everyone's gonna go do stuff Aaron. This is not unique. This is not impressive. I'm gonna take my kids We're gonna go places and do stuff. Yeah, okay cool Good shit, and then the rest of this weekend, man, if it's gonna rain the whole time, this- Oh, wait, let's see if it can be even more boring. Let's figure out the most boring thing Aaron can communicate to us on his show right now. And go.

Starting point is 01:01:54 Sounds like a very 1950s housewife thing of me to say, but I think I'm just gonna stay in and clean and get caught up on the house. Oh, you better IRL stream that. I really wanna see you wiping down my office. Tell them to be on cleaning products. It's a shit. I mean, I hate to be the coolest fucking guy in the world right in front of you like this, but if it's just going to rain the whole time, why not? Not going to be able to sneak golf in, I don't think.

Starting point is 01:02:26 Isn't that heartbreaking? Oh boy, okay, so we've gone from what he's gonna do later to the weather report and now talking about, is this guy trying to be Rich Vost? I was just gonna say we're circling back to fucking My Wife Hates Me. The fuck? Isn't that the worst?

Starting point is 01:02:40 I'm not gonna be able to go, I haven't golfed in over three weeks. It's gonna be four weeks. It's going to be four weeks. Gibbs, shit, Aaron, this is the thing. No one finds you as interesting as you find you. Aaron really thinks that he's this E-celeb. This guy that everyone's just like, what's his life like? He went golfing four weeks ago. I wonder what he shot that day. We don't care. You're not famous. You're not interesting. You're not an interesting person. And even if you were, this would prove that you're not. That's the worst part about it. I know the dudes in his mid thirties too, right? He's 37. He's 40. Yeah. He's he's he's

Starting point is 01:03:18 he's already like a retired man. Yeah. It's already a drip. if this guy was my friend I would never answer the phone yeah what you want to talk it out. Daddy, one who hasn't done their work. It was all right. What you got to do, though, is you got to ignore the people who are talking all the shit out there. Leagues as sector Aaron, you're so far above people shit talking in the chat oil, the steeltoe machine and ignore people talking shit. Do it again when it comes to troll wrangling. The best thing you can do is not give them what they want and watch them go fucking crazy. And by the way, you know what

Starting point is 01:04:08 else gets some boys and girls knocking out the goals to 95 is the number today. You guys went way over yesterday. You guys fucking crushed it. Thank you so much again, Aaron, we're not concerned. It's very funny when you don't make the goal. Don't get me wrong. We find that amusing when you're begging for money for six minutes straight, it's great. But no one cares if you are making money. We do appreciate that you have a reason to turn on your webcam every day.

Starting point is 01:04:33 It's funny to us that you do this. You're embarrassing yourself and we appreciate it. 295 is today's number. We've also been knocking the goal down by about 20, 30 bucks a day on our own because the numbers are starting to come in and we're doing all right. So we dropped it a little bit for you by about 30 today.

Starting point is 01:04:51 This is insane. So he comes up with this arbitrary number with the goal, it's 350 a day and then it changes certain days. And he's doing that to do us a favor. You see, producer Chris, how nice of him to knock it down by 30 bucks yesterday. He doesn't raise as much money, we still get the same amount of entertainment? It's amazing. Well, it is nice.

Starting point is 01:05:17 But personally, I was thinking if I made 304 hours at hours at seventy five bucks an hour mm-hmm doing what he's doing I would rather not have the money yeah and go do something fun for four hours instead of either lying to the audience or boring the shit out of them begging right what's what's the dollar amount that you wouldn't need in order to embarrass yourself on a daily basis on the internet because I don't think I could come up with one mmm a lot fucking more than this it has to be some fuck you money because I would have to Disappear after that. Yeah, right. Yeah, take a year off to

Starting point is 01:05:56 That's the weird thing about him and Suthering John. She like yeah, I'm making a lot of money Yeah, but you're embarrassing yourself. They'd be dignified Go get a go get a job at a fast food restaurant. 15 bucks an hour. You can't beat it. In California it's even more. What are you doing? All right. This is interesting because, uh, Aaron brings something up here and when I was saying before that his life's never been better and things were going so great, he says something here that makes me go, well, I'm not sure if that's true. I haven't watched that one, but well, I'm not sure if that's true.

Starting point is 01:06:25 I haven't watched that one. But I've heard from fans who love this fucking show. They're like, yeah, it's mean. But that's like the point of it. He's okay. So what he's talking about is podcasters illustrated. There's this guy who makes cartoons out of podcast segments. And they've been featuring Aaron and April in some of these. They also have like Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz and you know, big podcasters, Bobby Lee, but they've been working in this guy and his ex wife. And so they're like, Hey, you should check it out.

Starting point is 01:06:54 It's pretty good. He's like, yeah, no, it is pretty good. I like being goofed on. Okay. Sure. Like making fun of you, but it's really funny. So maybe I'll watch it, maybe I won't. I'll be honest with you, I'm in a great spot today. Like I'm in a good, good place. So I don't know if I want to watch something that brings me back to the thing that destroyed my life. All right, let me ask you a question, producer Chris. You're a pretty logical guy.

Starting point is 01:07:19 You've had a lot of logical conversations. Can you say you're in a great place and that something happened that destroyed your life? Can both of those things be true? The definition of destroying your life is that your life is not good anymore. You destroyed it. Right. Yeah, I wouldn't put those two together. You can't just be like, guys, I'm killing it. I've never felt better. My therapist says I'm the best patient he talks to every day and I don't want to watch it because it reminds me that time I ruined my life It sounds like the kind of thing you'd say hammered at a bar. Yes, just before closing time. Everything's great, man

Starting point is 01:07:59 Emotional roller coaster that he's going through. Yeah Maybe it's a good test to see if you're okay. No, I know better than that. There was also some Riketa news overnight that people were writing me about. Guys, I'm really in one of those there but for the grace of God go I moods. Wait, what?

Starting point is 01:08:19 This is the guy who was ranting out everyone for their drug use and everything else they were doing. He's the one who on him he's the tattletale and now he's like I guess there's more information out there but you know I'm not really interested in that anymore why since the information that came out about you that makes you look like a piece of shit now all of a sudden you don't care about information coming out of the internet now that that stage is over I'm all carefree yeah I'm a buff we should all be a buff now guys let's stop reading court documents and things like that. We don't need to. And it's like we've

Starting point is 01:08:48 I'm over the anger stage of grief and then that's let's be honest. That's what You know It started with me wanting to come clean and bear my soul and I did that and I was so happy that I told the truth and And did all that stuff and told the truth anytime anything came out. I'm so happy that I just faced that shit head on. He made a weird gesture right there when he goes and told the truth on anything. Like he couldn't even look at himself. He had to look away to the wall. You know, I'm so happy I told the truth.

Starting point is 01:09:15 I tell the truth all the time. And everything I do is telling the truth all the time. Obviously, you're lying about this latest thing, but OK, I know it frustrates people who hate me because they want me to run and hide from it. I don't. I address it honestly. You're lying. You were dishonest with everyone for months, many months, and then all of a sudden you

Starting point is 01:09:35 came out with that bombshell that threw me for a loop. The only one who- Ah, the only one I'm gonna divorce. What? The only one who believed in you is Carl. I know. I'm the only one who's still in faith in this guy. Like an idiot. He taught me that day. So now he's going, yeah, I'm so glad

Starting point is 01:09:50 I'm the only one who's honest about all this shit. You're not. You were honest when you wanted to get revenge. This is really what it comes down to. Aaron decided, I'm going to get revenge on these assholes. So I'm going to start leaking information. I'm going to say I used to do coke and I used to do Molly and some people are still doing those things too much in my opinion. But I don't know who am I and then it turns out that was all just to get revenge on these people and it worked and he's all happy. They got arrested and I don't think the Roketas still have their kids. I don't know what's going on but he's

Starting point is 01:10:22 very excited about all of this and now he's like guys I win that round. Let's stop reading the internet now. I don't think the Roketas still have their kids. I don't know what's going on, but he's very excited about all of this. And now he's like, guys, I win that round. Let's stop reading the Internet now. I don't think anyone has to know more information has to come out about anything. We're good. We got it. And we move on. And that's why we've had we've gained so many fans. There's a sincerity to this show that haters don't like. And it's also not the narrative they want. So they get mad about it. Again, I can't help you.

Starting point is 01:10:44 I hate this. This is my least favorite version of Aaron, where he puts words into people's mouths and thoughts into people's heads, and he goes, and listen, I know that's what you want, but it's not gonna happen, buddy. It's not what anyone wants. You're making all of this up in order to win

Starting point is 01:10:59 this ridiculous, made-up thing that you're doing right now. I cannot help you. There's a million places you can go to see about that. You know, I'm sorry that I don't let you do it here and I'm sorry that drives you nuts, but you're treating me like I'm your e-daddy and it's really fucking creepy. Well, if you weren't e-begging e-daddy.

Starting point is 01:11:17 Yeah, right. What is he talking about? Like, our e-daddy? That would be like someone that we look up to and respect. When you talk about like, you're treating me like I'm a father figure to you, that would mean like you look to them for guidance. You're interested in what they have to say. Dick Masterson has brought this up a lot where he's like the dad of the internet and he has

Starting point is 01:11:39 younger people follow him and want to emulate him. Aaron's the opposite of that. Saying that he's the E-Daddy? No, no, no, no, no, you're E-Punching Bag, you dummy. It's a very different thing. All right, I wanted to show you some of this podcasters illustrated. This is what he was referring to the latest episode.

Starting point is 01:12:00 This is really fantastic. I didn't know about this. So I feel like I was out of the loop, but this is them actual audio from Steel Toe Show. But with animation that shows Steel Toe and April getting pulled over by the police in this clip, I think. In the middle of Wisconsin. April's animation is great. All right, so is your name Aaron? My name is Aaron. All right, and you're the host or what,

Starting point is 01:12:33 or you were the host. So that sounds like Bubba the Love Sponge, I'm pretty sure. This sounds like Bubba with Aaron on a show. Of the Central Minnesota Morning Show, correct? The Steel Toe Morning Show was was and is yeah, mine right hosted by you Aaron. Yeah. And he, and you were probably were considered kind of the shock jock of the community, so to speak. I've kind of watched a little bit of your stuff and it,

Starting point is 01:12:59 you know, it's a, it's, it's Bubba Howard, man cow ish kinda, am I kind of right? It's it's Bubba Howard, Man Cow ish, kinda. Am I kinda right? I don't know what's going on. So this is Chris. So now the so that was the cop talking to Aaron in the pulled over car. Now the two police are away from the car talking to each other. And this is Brian Johnson when he was on Who Are These Podcasts with Doug from Who's Right reviewing Steeltoe. Steeltoe from what I see, he wants to be Stern. He wants to be Anthony with the shock jocquery and all that.

Starting point is 01:13:34 You watch Steeltoe and my feeling is objectively it sucks. They were doing a story recently about a cow who won in a state fair and the cow had a very offensive name for black people, not the N word, it was the J word. And, and April seemed to think there was absolutely no problem with that. She's like, what? It's cute. Like, like, really, it was weird. So that was awesome to hear Doug. It was weird. So that was awesome to hear Doug and Brian. Let's go ahead and get ready

Starting point is 01:14:05 for what you boys and girls paid for. Which is, all right. Oh, it's not the jacket, is it? So now the cops are pulling up the show, and this is the episode where April puts in her bikini on. I mean, you were the one who said you would. Oh my goodness. Is this okay?

Starting point is 01:14:22 Oh my Lord. Oh, and she's showing the Cardinal tattoo. Oh, that is. goodness My lord Cardinal tattoo oh that is This is a really big scar from some really sexy guy in Texas That too are you paid for it? I'm over the classic black one with a not classic bottom. Oh my god Helgi says do a full turn. Yes either're never going to be satisfied. Do a full turn? I don't know. Knock out tomorrow's goal and I'll turn around for 30 seconds! Anyway, so that's just a portion of this cartoon, but it really is fantastic. The animation is great and the clips they pull are very funny.

Starting point is 01:15:00 So props to Podcasters Illustrated, which only has 1.2 thousand subscribers. So get on that subscribe. Check this out. All right, so maybe someone here can help me. I don't know what this is. But you know, you just heard Aaron talking about how more documents came out. And again, all of a sudden, Aaron doesn't care about the rickety and embarrassing stuff coming up for some reason. Addiction's a bitch, you know. So this new document that came

Starting point is 01:15:32 out, people wanted me to comment on it. First of all, it's from like, there's shit in there from fucking years ago. And that people change. Okay, that's very true. The Sto-Co defense. That is very telling right there. Because, yes, you see where he's like, well, you know, people change like I did, you know, 10 months ago, I was beating up my wife, but now I don't do that anymore. People change.

Starting point is 01:15:58 So you just got to remember that if it's like more than like, well, how long ago were they doing drugs? Two months ago? It was more than two months ago. Then you can get upset about it. But over two months, like, wow, how long ago were they doing drugs? Two months ago? It was more than two months ago. Then you can get upset about it. But over two months, like, that's fine. They're probably a different person at this point. You know?

Starting point is 01:16:11 And things change. And if it's something that came out that happened a couple weeks ago or a month or two ago, that's different. That's totally different. If it's a new update, be happy to talk about it. But you know the internet. The internet likes a pylon. And I engaged in it, didn't make me feel better.

Starting point is 01:16:28 That's the one thing I would tell people. If you go on the internet and you're like, hey, pylon time, I can tell you from experience, last Friday I had an epiphany where I went, none of this is making me feel better. Last Friday, the day the court documents came out, that he's a piece of shit who physically abused his wife. He's like, you know what? I had an epiphany that like reading all this gossip on the internet, then commenting on it and calling people out. It's

Starting point is 01:16:51 not even fun. It doesn't even make you feel good about yourself. Suddenly want to change. Yeah. Isn't that incredible? How that worked out? The timing is impeccable. Wow. Like temporarily, it does. You get that euphoric rush of like judging someone. What a crazy thing to does. You get that euphoric rush of like judging someone. What a crazy thing to say. You get a euphoric rush of judging

Starting point is 01:17:13 someone. Yeah, you're right. That is telling. What the fuck? That's insane. So, alright. And that's when I said to myself, I should team up with Chad Zumach. Yes, he's been trying to team up with Chad Zumach. Non-stop, Chad's not having it. He's been trying. I wanna play this for you.

Starting point is 01:17:29 I haven't even watched much of it yet, but I just saw this in our Discord server from Syke posted this. Someone made a video of Aaron, but his face looks like he might be Adolf Hitler. It's kind of fun. This is on Syke's channel, CYKE. First of all, the thing I'm going to address today, It's kind of fun. That's like channel. See, first of all, the thing I'm going to address today,

Starting point is 01:17:47 I'm not addressing it for people who hate steel toe or hang out on hate reddits or host hate shows. It doesn't matter what would come out about me. If it was positive, they deny it. If it was negative, they'd accept it, whether it was true or not. So I'm not going to waste my breath Defending myself against people who want me dead. I'm Would be ridiculous. I really hope for all of you whether you love me or hate me. I

Starting point is 01:18:17 Hope the worst fight of your relationship marriage girlfriend boyfriend, whatever. I really hope That a shoddy description of your worst fight ever never becomes public. Wow. So I think that'll do it for our steel toe portion. Great job, Psych. Very fun video you put together for us. All right, as promised, I want to play for you now. As I mentioned, we had over at my house, David Collins and his friend Delicious came over and we watched this Joe Maddareese bomb and then cope session to explain why. And Boise full of excuses. There are some things I don't want to

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Starting point is 01:20:16 from the 30 minute half hour show. People can find that on YouTube. Hello. Hello. Alright. I just did David's show. Now, he's going to come out and do a segment with us. We're all acquainted. Because YouTube, I watch that shit on Amazon. Oh yeah. Most people watch on Amazon. You're right. There's this other site. It's an up and coming YouTube. So Joe Manderice recently did a stand up show that he bombed miserably. And I know that's not surprising anyone. What's fun about this is that he decided he was going to live

Starting point is 01:20:45 stream it to his YouTube. So he sets up a camera in the bag. It looks like maybe a phone and a record on it and is all excited to perform for these people. So what's going to happen here is we're going to watch Joe bomb because we need to get the context. Joe then removed this from the internet. I think it was Stalin 19 that re-uploaded it for us. Thank you very much, Stalin 19. So Joe took this down. He didn't want anyone to see it. But then he went and live streamed afterwards to explain the debacle that just happened.

Starting point is 01:21:17 So this is what we're going to do. We're going to watch the bombing and then we're going to hear his explanation for it. And it's too bad we don't get to see the entire bombing because we just get to see him lay the groundwork for what actually ruined to the show We don't get to see the in fact ruined show right and we will get to that. Let's start with this very rough start This is not a comedy club, by the way It looks like just a restaurant where they set up a mic stand was a classroom But yeah could be a classroom could be a library not a comedy stand. I thought it was a classroom, but. Yeah, it could be a classroom, could be a library. Not a comedy club, that's for sure.

Starting point is 01:21:48 Wow, that was really good. You guys really killed it. Thank you for clapping like you had, there was no idea who the final three names gonna be. How are you here on a Saturday night going to see someone you didn't know who it was going to be? Did you just see what happened? Did they grab you on the street? Were you walking by and you were like,

Starting point is 01:22:18 and then boom, next thing they know you're're an Italian comedy show. Is that how that happens? It's like a jury-dealing kind of situation when you're in San Francisco? They don't know who you are, Joe. Move on. Make them laugh. Tell some jokes. Oh, they didn't see his new special?

Starting point is 01:22:35 I guess they weren't familiar with his new special. They didn't realize it's 93.7% Italian. They don't know what he's up to. Now, Joe Madari was on Last Comic Joe Matt. Aries was on last comic standing I think he was on a couple of those reality shows America's Got Talent stuff like that But this is a couple decades ago. Yeah, I mean no one recognizes Joe Matt Aries is not a famous guy so the fact that he gets up there He's just like you guys don't even know who I have is a weird way to start a show

Starting point is 01:23:01 It hasn't he ever heard of saying how is everybody doing right? Yeah? Hey? Thanks for coming out tonight guys He's almost scolding them for being there like why the fuck would you come here? You don't even know who I am oh cuz it's a comedy show, and I thought I'd giggle a little bit I didn't even know who he was he didn't he? Introduce himself so he didn't did he know Hosts Honest for you all right. Maybe that was the host coming off before him. Maybe he had a better spot.

Starting point is 01:23:28 So what he tries to do to start off is just going to riff on he's in Stanford. So Stanford, Connecticut. Oh, Stanford, stand up. There's something you could do with that. There's something you could do with that. But no, he wants to talk about parking and how many homeless people there are. Oh, so it gets worse than what he was just doing. Oh, it gets way worse. He wants to try to parking and how many homeless people there are. Oh, so it gets worse than what he was just doing Oh gets way worse. He wants to try to relate to the audience and this is not great from sanford what's going on here you guys from sanford all right what's the lure why is it all

Starting point is 01:24:06 of a sudden everybody wants to live here they just didn't think it was funny it's the sixth borough of new york city i know but it's like fucking 58 minutes of traffic like on a good night it's an hour and two. By the way, you just touched on one of my pet peeves in comedy because you're comic and you work with comedians. I hate when a joke doesn't go over

Starting point is 01:24:31 well and they blame the audience immediately. He's like, oh, you guys don't like that type of humor, huh? If you're not laughing, it's because. Yeah, you gotta adjust your set at that point. It's coming. I literally had

Starting point is 01:24:40 that conversation with Ray DeVito at Hackamania in Las Vegas because he came out on fire and everyone's loving it and they transition into his set And people weren't laughing just like they just don't want to hear my set. They just wanted to hear the jokes about Mr.. Rose company and the devil verse like no just one of your funny jokes. Yeah, it's just like every comedy audience, right? They're looking for well. It was a good goal. He was kind of set up to fail there I think if he just went up there and did material that was certainly a different context than this though

Starting point is 01:25:05 Certainly a different kind of they knew rate of ETA. Oh my gosh. He came up to a standing ovation, right? Yeah, that's a good way to start a show. I would think he came up to backs to him. I think yeah I said guys I'm a comedian tonight. So immediately he's gonna start off with the this sucks this show sucks This is not a good way to win people over No, I don't mean to interrupt Joe here But there is a point to be made the opener must have really eaten it for him to feel this bad Yeah, you know he didn't he did him a favor by not live-streaming the guy before and we all said Joe you saved the show Right, that's a good point, or maybe there wasn't even an opener. Yeah, maybe the guy introduced him is just like the host Introduce Joe matter is for yeah describe the server and asked him to do that so I don't like the thing where it's like

Starting point is 01:26:02 Man this show sucks. This is a dump. Like, how do you recover from that? Yeah, no. Digging yourself a hole. Yeah, and you have to be a professional, dude. And regardless of, when talent comes into the club, I express to them, listen, there are paid patrons here. Like, whether it's two to 30 or to 100 or a couple hundred, man, those people are there for comedy.

Starting point is 01:26:20 You better make them laugh. Whenever the local comedians talk about Joe Matariz there in that northeastern area, they always say, you know, he's a professional. He's been working all this time. At least if you see him live, he's going to make the room laugh. You know, we can make fun of him online,

Starting point is 01:26:32 but he's a great professional stand-up comedian. That word professional always comes up. I don't know what's happened. Yeah, this is not professional anyway. And to your point, you know, we were talking before, I've been playing in bands for a very long time. I've played shows in front of a lot of people. I've played shows in front of a few people.

Starting point is 01:26:46 I don't adjust my act accordingly. No, you have to adjust your mindset though, because of course, we all want those huge audiences and a great response and the feedback and stuff. But sometimes why not just have a great performance of retirement shows and sometimes be the best. I actually get more nervous when there's fewer people. Yes, you do. Yeah, it's odd how that works. But this guy thought for some dumb reason, I guess he needs to talk to his manager or something. He thought they're going to be 700 people at this show. That sounded like, I thought it would be about 700 people. I did. I have my camera back there and you can see it.

Starting point is 01:27:21 And, uh, and I'm live streaming right now to 12 people on YouTube. I would have never admitted that. Well, a couple things here. First off, Joe Maddrys, I know he's an older guy, he's a boomer, but vertical aspect ratio for live streaming to YouTube, what are you doing? I think that's in these days. No, I think it's changed.

Starting point is 01:27:41 16 by 9. It's actually reversed back. No, you have a flip phone. You can't fucking tell me what the correct aspect ratio is for streaming Or learning actually like this when we get to Boston. I'm gonna try one of these live streams So maybe maybe now I've taken take a good tip here. We'll flip it sideways well literally There are times when he walks over to one side of the other and he's off-screen So it's like yeah You probably want this kind of horizontally so that we can capture the whole state.

Starting point is 01:28:08 Sure. This isn't cropped to keep the kids out of frame. Maybe I'm spoiling it. Maybe you're spoiling it. He doesn't know about the kids yet and neither do we. So what's interesting here, he says, I thought there were going to be eight, 700 people. So I'm live streaming this on YouTube right now to 12 viewers. Now that sounds like it's self-duplicating.

Starting point is 01:28:23 Okay. He's making a joke. He's not. YouTube right now to 12 viewers. Now that sounds like it's self-duplicating. Okay, he's making a joke. He's not. There were probably less than 12 people watching this as he's live streaming it. So not a lie, not an exaggeration, just is what it is. So now he talks about walking around the town again

Starting point is 01:28:40 and how it's not scary. It's like, well, yeah, I mean, it's a nice neighborhood. We're familiar with that. That's what's going on. I don't know what that just meant. I don't know what just happened. I'm just trying to explain to you. This is open mic level. That's what I was just thinking. Nervous riffing. Like, hey, there's no homeless people. I guess they all work here, right guys? What? I'm talking about.

Starting point is 01:29:16 Yeah. Trying to save. Trying to work, riff through it. Yeah, I thought he would go somewhere with the safety aspect. He's really, it is really just, he's searching for anything for anything He's searching for anything and this is the beginning of his set Like you got to be prepared at the beginning of your set you would think and he'll admit later He hasn't even gotten he said I hadn't even gotten to the top of my paper yet. This is really that's right This is him winning the audience so he just put out a special Mike Geary has reviewed it great special on their patreon did you enjoy as much as much enjoyed my mother very much enjoyed it It's maybe for a specific age demographic

Starting point is 01:29:47 But it's a great stuff if you like that back in my day humor you'll very much enjoy it and there's a visual element It's original. It's unique. I complimented him. He was very short I think this actually really hurt his spirit because after I saw this I said I got to reach out to Joe Matariz I feel really bad about this whole incident, and I complimented his special and often He's a little more wordy, he gives me some back-and-forth He just said thank you very much and just kind of dropped it there So I think this really hurt his spirit. Oh, I probably did also you might see that your friends with Mike Geary and he is not Could be something you got to be careful who you hang out with on the internet

Starting point is 01:30:20 Oh, well Joe Mattarese knows that everything's everything's great. We've only had pleasant conversation We even text you even text with Joe Matariz right. I didn't know that Wow, he's very accessible. He's got an in. Joe Matariz is a very nice and funny guy Isn't that funny you can't get in touch with Ray DeVito, but Joe Matariz you're chatting with all night right? That's a good point interesting. Why weren't we hanging out at this open mic the other? Yeah, man You guys should have came up sooner. Could have been part of this. Well, it's not an open mic and he's going to explain he has a strategy for this show because he just put out a special and you guys know when you put out a special, you've burned that material. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:30:58 You know, cause everyone's seen it. Yeah. Everyone. Everyone's already seen that material. So now you got to do all this stuff Like sign I'll do some, I'll do some, and you'll find it funny, but I literally, I put a set list together right here as I was driving up, of material old so I should be good enough. This is gonna be like my pocket. This is gonna be like that ice speed board in the back. Screw the fucker. You don't know. I can tell that. Are you feeling an ice spin?

Starting point is 01:31:56 Are you expecting a big rush? Delicious, you haven't seen this, right? No, I have not. Can you believe what he's doing? He's explaining that he's going to tell you jokes I wrote down what I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say them. Yeah, you're gonna find it funny What the fuck are you doing Joe? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, I see I see comics do this though they get all pissed off because or into a mood because they don't have the

Starting point is 01:32:21 Crowd they want or the people that they want there. Whatever it is It's not work out so then they automatic turn it into a fuck this I'm in a lecture hall right now He's like he's like I I wrote joke like Now they're just pulling out like yeah from the behind the curtain now They're revealing it and it's just kind of sucks. I hate when that happens, but the worst thing he can do is compare this set He's about to perform is to his podcast Compare this set he's about to perform is to his podcast I thought I'd come here and do it. You know short like

Starting point is 01:33:00 All right, so you just heard that there sounds like someone's pouring ice into a bucket near his worse camera Right is that what he said a restaurant pizza restaurant something like that joint, right? Is that what he said? They have restaurant pizza, restaurant, something like that. Yeah. Okay. So seven, that conceit 700. So now he's got, yeah, right. It makes perfect sense. Right. Did you have no conversation with your manager? Those into ice bin jokes. He's going to start riffing now because you got to react to what's going on in the room in real time. Are you filling an ice spin? Are you expecting a big rush? There's nine people in your shed. You gotta fucking...a winter shovel out. Holy shit, there's nine more people in your shed tonight! That fucking border and soda son of bitches!

Starting point is 01:33:44 So I put this whole set of us together. Oof. Put Joe on ice. Yeah. You know, the worst part about this is he said, I've been doing this since I'm 19, I'm 56 now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he can't even riff on a noise in the back, he has no idea. And everyone's just looking at him like, okay man, if you want to set your set at a certain point, that'd be great. All right. Introduce yourself, sir. This is where things start to go a little sideways.

Starting point is 01:34:12 That's, that's what, that's what live entertainment has become everybody in 2024. Have you noticed that? This isn't even on the list. Will we go see a live concert now? I'm glad you reacted like that. This is even on the list. Whatever! We don't know your list! We don't care! I thought we were going to the list. That was the point of him pulling it out. I've never seen a band perform where they're just like, by the way, that last song

Starting point is 01:34:36 not even on the setlist. We just decided to play it. That'd be pretty cool. Just do that. You don't have to tell us. We can have four row seats. And you know what we do? We look at the screen. We're like, oh, You don't have to tell us exactly Now he's getting a little author now he's starting to make some crass or jokes And I think that this is what actually prompts the whole the whole issue when I had first watched this I had thought to myself You had barely made any any crass jokes yet Why don't you at least make a dirty material make people uncomfortable and then everybody will understand where you're coming from

Starting point is 01:35:17 But I guess he does have one he talked about bottles dick right there right so there's that although I have to say you know when you have this observational humor like this And I realize that he's just trying to riff it has to be linked with reality Yeah, no one in the front row is staring up at the screen you would be staring at bottom or it That's kind of naturally where your eyes would go but okay or even lie watching the live stream from their phone might be a different Yeah, angle on there you watch the concert through your iPhone. Yeah, I've seen that Seeing that before sure drives me nuts. Oh put your phone down Yeah, put your fucking phone down enjoy the show this this song that you love it's already on YouTube

Starting point is 01:35:55 Yeah, was a 12 camera shoot and perfect mix you can watch it live any time you want you don't need to get these Right kids that'll sit there record the show for two hours And then watch that shit back and it sounds like garbage. Yeah over modulated and let's let's talk about audio problems Boy, Joe. I hope you're taking notes All right, so he recognizes that there's children sitting next to him in the audience Oh More than anybody else I imagine yes You would be perfect for a six-year-old

Starting point is 01:37:05 No shit pews. He this guy's great Bob. Yeah, it's good stuff So then he starts to scold this person who has children I hate when he talks to YouTube. Yeah. Hey YouTube. Yeah, you're not addressing anybody yeah, right I don't consider myself you do and I'm watching you know like always talking to me The other dipshits that are watching it on YouTube Hopefully doesn't take any other advice eight year old. They're twins. That's another eight year old. Have you been sitting in a whole time with the kids? He's about to walk one of his few audience members. Oh, it's worse than that. You have no idea. It's actually worse than that. Check this out. That's three audience members. Check this out. He actually makes them leave Did you pay the cover? No you didn't. Get the fuck out of here. I'm sorry, you're just getting into comedy with two little kids sitting right there.

Starting point is 01:38:28 Get her, Joe. It's weird. Especially while I'm streaming to a library. Oh, don't kill me. And I don't want you to think I'm picking you out. I'm just, these people pay to come in and see the show and I'm not going to be funny. I'm not going to talk about like Barney. What can I talk about when an eight year old sleeps around? What can you talk about to eight year olds?

Starting point is 01:38:56 Not Barney. Barney? He thinks an eight year old can watch a fucking Barney? How out of touch is this guy? She didn't pay to get in. She was there to tell them you are the father Got in with my kids Joe the kids certainly didn't pay you don't have to cater to the show to them Yeah, right exactly and one of the kids is because I didn't pull this clip one of the kids is like wearing earbuds anyway Kids are on their phones playing video games. I don't give a fuck about what you're talking about talking about pussies and dicks not

Starting point is 01:39:31 vaginas and pubic hair right Correct alright, so this is the last clip and then we'll figure out what went wrong here But this is just very uncomfortable Should I've been making notes? Oh? No, I think you I think you're understanding perfectly what's going on. All right. That's really uncomfortable. This is good. No, no, no.

Starting point is 01:39:52 I mean, it's, it's, they think I'm doing something bad. That's just the way this is how my career goes. But as soon as I did live, there's eight year olds in the public. I'm gonna have to shut the live on. Is this, is this why we're each other? No, but it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's

Starting point is 01:40:00 just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's eight year olds in the front of me. I'm gonna have to shut the live off. Is this, is this wire for each other? No. No?

Starting point is 01:40:10 What if the bar goes? This is one of the few in the world. If you paid, I'll give you your money back. I don't have my money. Did you pay? No. She didn't pay. She didn't pay.

Starting point is 01:40:21 She didn't pay. They have to be mostly you. He's got his own little lock screen and chicken puzzle. His hands here. Trying to picture out the back. Well, you see they're on the set of Barbarian. Were you guys with her?

Starting point is 01:40:30 That is so great. Good thing I got paid in advance. Can you guys move up to their seats? Can you guys move up? Or are you guys like a football team? I didn't hear that the first time. Can we take note that he says, God, I got paid in advance? I'm not sure.

Starting point is 01:40:41 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I Didn't hear that the first time can we take note that he says they gotta get paid in advance I don't believe that's true. Oh, I think you did get paid in advance. I think he talks about in the live stream He says I hope I get paid. Oh shit. Really? Okay. Let's let's listen for that time like a football field away. Let's come on. Let's come on. Let's go. Don't blame me. You see how he's not even on the camera all this time because he set it up as the vertical

Starting point is 01:41:08 ratio. Yeah. So, I don't care what the kids like. It's bad. It's wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, after this happens, he walks over, turns off his phone. We never get to see any more of this and then, like I said, he deleted it from YouTube but then he goes on. I don't know if this is Instagram or YouTube or whatever but he goes on after the gig to explain what happened why this happened the way that it did hello just walking the streets of Stanford a lot to explain here yes you do some you guys all come

Starting point is 01:41:40 on live I tried to watch that live stream earlier. No one was watching it Joe and no one's watching this come on before I'll explain only two are in here what actually went down because he's on a first name basis if you were watching it earlier voice. Comedy. Comedy. It's fucking crazy what just happened. A show in Connecticut. Let's see if anybody comes on to the live show. Nobody watching. He's still waiting for someone to join him. Walking to my car after the show here in Stanford. I Realize he's heavily medicated But how these are on from a dental procedure? Yeah, how is he living with the cell? He's 56 He just bought miserably at a comedy club or whatever he was and then he comes out to talk to people the internet and no One's watching there. You get a certain point It's like none of this is working Joe. What are you doing? Yeah?

Starting point is 01:42:46 Begin with if his goal is to make me feel so bad that I stopped talking about it. He's almost there Yeah, we've almost and I don't do that very often, but we've almost reached the point I'm just like oh he can't help himself. It's poor man. He doesn't know what he's doing. Why I? There's something about having a recap that's two and a half times longer than what you your general live stream was that's very Sad goes out for 25 minutes Does anybody get on the live stream for a couple people there's a couple people watching maybe he was texting them He sits in the car. He was waiting just thinks about his life But wires it so He just thinks about his life. He buddwires it. So,

Starting point is 01:43:25 he tells us what his plan was. This is interesting. This is what his plan was for this show. So, uh, I had planned on trying to do something kind of fun, which was put a whole set list of material together of all new stuff, and I was gonna riff it, was gonna riff it and show you guys live Me doing it Having fun on stage So I have some questions is it all new stuff or you just riffing? Yeah, well, it's one of the other like I was telling You guys at breakfast. I saw Sam Morrill Recently, he's got a new special coming out next week. So he was doing all new material

Starting point is 01:44:04 Yeah, and he came up and he had a piece of paper with him and he's looking a new special coming out next week, so he was doing all new material Yeah, and he came up, and he had a piece of paper with him, and he's looking at you know Okay, yeah, that's the next thing I'm gonna go to and it was fan fucking test Yeah, hilarious really funny stuff and Joe matter he's actually he's the first guy to ever try this guys You know what I was gonna. Do I was gonna go do new material. Yeah, yeah, right That's what people do all the time. That's how it becomes old the material Yeah, what he's doing though is it's not only new material It's new material that he wrote on the 20-minute drive to the venue You're right because I was thinking when he said he wrote the setlist I was thinking already written the jokes and was just deciding what order to put him in because that's how I think of the

Starting point is 01:44:38 Term setlist but you're right because when he rebooted his podcast recently He came in with a whole monologue that he had written on the train on the way to the studio. And it was so bad. It was like, Joe, spend a couple days. I need material. You don't have to do it in 20 minutes. Vinny gave me some great advice.

Starting point is 01:44:56 He said, write something, don't touch it for a couple of days, and then come back to it and reread it, see what you think about it then. Punch it up a little bit. Yeah, you know, they tell you in comedy, whatever your first idea for a punchline is, it's not the best one. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:45:08 You know, come up with two or three more because you're going to come up with something more absurd. If you, if you thought of it, someone else will too, and it won't be that funny. Yeah. But Joe Manorese doesn't for he's been doing comedy for decades. He has no idea about any of these principles. All right. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:45:21 So now we get into the crux of things. This is the explanation. This is a longer clip. Tell me to pause it anywhere if you have comments to make So it's doing the show So you saw when I was doing it I walk on stage And there's a lady sitting to the right With eight-year-old twins Just sitting there

Starting point is 01:45:45 And I knew the material I wanted to talk about was dirty. She's got her fucking eight-year-old twins sitting there You have two eight-year-old twins there, and you can't think of any anything funny to say But but he did say he didn't notice him until later on in his right so oh we all saw It was actually two minutes in though, but it wasn't too later on in his right so oh we all saw it was actually two minutes in no It wasn't too later on it just felt like an eternity It felt like an eternity for me to yeah, I didn't even play the whole thing I just pulled some clips from it, but yes if he wanted to walk that woman He could have very well just made some more twin eight-year-old jokes

Starting point is 01:46:19 I could really talk you could really get dirty with that yeah, I could have some fun with that But he wanted to do it right he keeps complaining about I was on YouTube like that's the time to do something outrageous like that I don't even think he had to get outrageous jokes He just needed to continue doing what he was doing all right would have walked through that's a great point He could have just said I'll lose this room the people online and the world I'm gonna play to the TV right Yeah, maybe it'll go viral people be talking about Joe Mada Reese I believe the crest things he said fire for the right eight-year-old twins right yeah for what eight-year-olds Yeah, Mike David's out there going Joe Mada Reese is the greatest comic. I can't believe how good this

Starting point is 01:46:56 Around he would see their internet over he's he's on Joe Rogan next week. It's a key to the city Nope, that's not the way it went for Joe unfortunately. This is gonna be weird. Did you pay to get in I said to her and she's looking at me like I'm crazy like she didn't pay to get in. I'm like okay what the fuck is going on what the fuck's going on. And finally I say to her can can you please leave I asked nicely I don't feel comfortable doing stand-up adult material in front of Your two eight-year-old kids sitting in the fuck row And that's fine. I can understand that but if the mom's okay with it, then gloves are off.

Starting point is 01:47:46 Yeah, she's the one bringing the kids to the shop. And I'm just going to chime in, chime in as a Sicilian myself. Yeah. After attending my mother's, what was it? 60 something birthday. She requested a roast of herself, dude, in the comedy there. And yeah, plenty of kids trust me. Sicilians have no hold back on the word F. Okay around children Okay, so it would have been fine. That's what you're saying children. Yeah. Yeah, these kids wouldn't go on Come on he should have no holds bar. So yeah Uncomfortable as we had to make the entire room uncomfortable by kicking this woman out Which the way to get everyone against you immediately yeah, please And she left nicely she's like okay, I go did you pay to get in sadly? How did you even get in here?

Starting point is 01:48:36 She's just looking at me oddly she gets up with her two eight-year-olds How'd you even get in here? That's none of your business. Are you legal? Eight-Year-Olds how'd you even get in here? That's none of your business. Are you legal? Right she leaves I'm gonna stop here on the street to explain this to you so she leaves. I love if somebody started handing him money I Start to try to go into my my set list that I For all the people on YouTube to watch Thought it would have been interesting to watch me try to

Starting point is 01:49:26 Make all these subjects funny that I've never done on stage before which is probably crazy that I was trying to do that right not many comedians could go riff 45 minutes not even you apparently especially especially not you I've never seen you be funny off the cuff what are you thinking with this job I was like let's see if I can do it you know what that is that's the laziest thing possible yeah to be like I'm not gonna do my material because I just put out a special What if I wing it for 45 minutes see what happens? It's a horrible idea What if God blesses me with the ability to write a new 45 on the spot? Just by observing things like ice being poured in the bin. Yeah, I thought they were to crush it with this one So after I asked the lady to leave I still go into the material and

Starting point is 01:50:10 I'm bombing. I'm getting nothing And I'm like what the fuck what the fuck's going on what the fuck's going on If you were watching it live, finally they leave. And now when I'm doing the material, the crowds pulling back and I'm like, are you guys mad at me? Then I made her leave. We're mad at you because you're not making us laugh. Yeah. That's why we're mad at you. You're wasting my time right now. 15 minutes into the set, why are you guys mad at me? It's incredible. He was there with her eight year olds and they're like, you know, you could have handled that, you could have handled that. And I'm like, oh, I was uncomfortable with it.

Starting point is 01:50:58 That's a good point. I don't know if, I don't know, I wasn't thinking about the crowd. I don't know. I wasn't thinking about the crowd. Be comfortable with it. And I'm uncomfortable doing comedy with little kids sitting right next to me. It feels odd and weird. And I don't want that. They weren't in his lap. And the crowd was probably pulling back because they didn't want to get called out for not paying for their tickets.

Starting point is 01:51:24 Yeah, right. Exactly. And then the whole crowd hated me. So what do you mean hate it? They still do. Right. Push comes to shove. I want you to know this.

Starting point is 01:51:37 I find out at the end. This is classic. This is fucking my luck. All right. I wrote that down in my notes. This is fucking my luck. Now what he's about that down in my notes. This is fucking my luck Now what he's about to explain to you is all his fault Okay, the fact that he didn't know what this show was what he was getting himself into didn't ask any questions

Starting point is 01:51:53 And he's just like just got bad luck again. No joe. You're in control of all of this This is your fault made no attempt to engage with the audience in any way to learn who was there what was going on? Why did you guys come out tonight? No, why would you even think of coming out tonight was his response? I'm for being there. That was the first thing he did like what are you an idiot you guys came to the show? You don't know who I am. We're here to save dogs Joe I didn't think I was an idiot, but okay the one time I decided to try something a little weird and film myself Doing a set live and let YouTube people watch it. I find out that that lady who was with the kids was like best friends with this other lady who bought all these tickets for

Starting point is 01:52:36 all the people that were there because it was a fundraiser for some. They didn't want to say they didn't want to say they didn't pay for their tickets either What is explaining is like they decide is a big yeah, let's all go out Yeah, we'll watch comedy but listen to this delicious because this is The reason why they're all that razor for some Dog organization How do you know that? How do you I guarantee there's an unread email in his inbox right now?

Starting point is 01:53:09 That's like by the way this gig is a fundraiser for dog. There must have been a flyer How do you not ask anyone the host? About what's going on? It's insane. He didn't check his fax machine No, you did that like of course right and that explains why when he went up He said you guys don't even know who we're seeing tonight. No, we're here for a fundraiser They said they had a comedian. Yes. Yes entertain us funny man And the guy that hired me he never told me that I had no idea Did you ask any questions about the gig?

Starting point is 01:53:42 I do this crazy thing when I'm gonna perform live somewhere. I get all the information possible about the venue, the event, who's gonna be there, what the cover charge is, you know, all these things. To be fair, I don't blame the Booker for being vague. It's a tough room. It was not an audience that seemed to want to laugh. It makes sense why, you know, Joe, you have to ask these questions. Yeah, for sure. That this was a fundraiser. I had no idea that the lady He's late with the two kids Is even in the audience like you would have thought he would have came up to me and said hey, Joe There's a lady in the front row with two little kids now. We have six lane that's like I thought you had eyeballs

Starting point is 01:54:22 I'm sorry. I didn't tell you there's a lady in the front Well with children, okay Just ignore them because her friend paid for half the audience's tickets because they're raising money for this organization That's what I did to help fill the room a little bit tonight, and I would have been like okay But no one fucking told me So I asked the lady to leave whose best friends, a lady that bought half the room tickets. No wonder they all stopped laughing.

Starting point is 01:54:53 They wouldn't laugh at me at all. Listen, Joe. Ignore your 30 years of comedy experience that tells you to randomly attack the audience member in the front with vulnerable children, and just ignore them. Why didn't he tell me that? And this thing he says at the end is so frustrating to me. A lady that bought half the room tickets, no wonder they all stopped laughing. They wouldn't laugh at me at all. So he thinks that they were protesting him.

Starting point is 01:55:23 Yeah. No, you weren't saying anything funny is the reason why they weren't laughing. the ball. So, he thinks that I think that was his best joke. We remembered it right. I have no idea what he said about that ice All I remember Yeah, bottles dickens is the only that's what he should call the set list bottles dick All right, so just go more clips real quick more excuses coming from Joe And I'll tell you if you find yourself in a predicament where things went south Look inward. Yes, always look inward right try to figure out what could i have done differently what should i do differently next time not joe maderice

Starting point is 01:56:12 proud i don't like doing comedy with little kids sitting there it makes me uncomfortable i don't especially when i'm'm gonna try to riff a set I'm gonna riff in front of two little bits just There's a disconnect. I don't like it and again, I Haven't been on stage in like two weeks. So I'm a little stale. I'm a little stale. It's always true Come on you gotta let you gotta let the comedian know what's going on. Ask! You gotta let the comedian know what's going on. I had one note here where he says, because he says the whole audience hates him.

Starting point is 01:56:57 Yeah. And I had a note here, it's really tough that he gets that in person too. Right, yeah, I know. You think, you know, it's all just online online people people are tough it's what it is you go out in the world everybody is nice welcoming we laugh with each other Joe Madarese not in his experience his experience everything's a YouTube chat room that's rough everything's the comment section for him and how do we know that the YouTube viewers weren't in the same boat as the I don't think there were YouTube viewers.

Starting point is 01:57:25 I mean, there are now. Thank you. Does not want 19. Now it became entertaining. Now we're now we're into it. I love that. He goes, guys, there's kids there. I wanted to riff. Plus I've been on stage in two weeks. Okay. So now we're just running through a list of excuses. Like, what does that do with anything? And two weeks is that a long time? I understand. You want to get your reps in and stay fresh, but I've never heard a comic go I bombed, but I am not safe in two weeks. Two weeks does feel like a long time when you're on stage. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. I would understand that. Okay. So, uh, let's see. Oh,

Starting point is 01:57:59 don't worry guys. He's okay with this cause he's on beds. No, the club and the restaurant didn't get mad at me. Cause the only smart thing I did there was we never lost my shit. And I know that's cause I'm on meds. I never was like, what the fuck is going on? I never like again. And I give Joe Matt, a recent vice all the time. I don't think he owes me anything for it I'm happy to give it to him for free That's why you're so fucking boring show what we were talking about before this could have gone viral This could have been a really interesting video and it said he kept this cool

Starting point is 01:58:36 Just asked a nice lady and her children to leave. Yeah, and now we're making fun of it Yeah, it's gonna get off his meds and start freaking out at people Yeah, yeah, he might have a better reaction. Yeah Got aggressive which I used to get before the meds. So go back when you were famous I kept my anger in check and never yelled at anybody I just bombed so no one usually gets mad at you Actually, if he did yell at people for him bombing that would be pretty fucked up Like why would you have yelled at anyone Joe and they do to you just didn't laugh at your jokes Well, he wouldn't think they're been with the yelling. He would have said why are you all here? This should be an empty room

Starting point is 01:59:12 What the fuck? Going to as a comedian. I think you think you're in trouble with you bomb. You're really not just don't yell at anybody I think Joe's just fucking but his career's in trouble. Yeah, I don't yell at anybody. I think Joe's just fucking boss. His career's in trouble Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what he thinks is gonna punish him for this. You're punishing yourself. Yes Keep anybody just fucking bomb get your money Okay, so that's the the last of the clip so I don't know if he did get the money beforehand or not You know and that's the other thing though if he did get the money beforehand or not. You know, and that's the other thing though, like even during a set, nothing's worse than when the talent's talking about any type of payment or anything going on or even ticket sales, man, just, it makes me gross. It's gross to sit there

Starting point is 01:59:55 and be like, Oh, good thing I got paid before the show started. Even as a producer sitting back there and hearing that shit, it just, yeah, it's kind of met because nobody wants to hear that as an audience member. Well, also it's cringe. And how much money could you possibly be making? Yes. You drove your car up to Stanford, Connecticut to perform in front of 30 people. You walked half the room at a pizza joint for a dog fundraiser. What does he ask to appear at a show like that? You know, is he getting, it can't, it's a good question. It could be, Hey Joe, you should come to the jesters lounge We'll pay you there

Starting point is 02:00:27 He has an agent so there must be some negotiating on his behalf That's going on and he has credits, and if you don't know it you could really sell him wait a second Does he have an agent because I just realized something I didn't pick up on the first time the Booker was in touch with him Direct right the Booker didn't tell me there was a fundraiser. Not my agent didn't tell me. My manager didn't tell me. So is this guy booking his own shows? That's even worse. You can't have no one to blame.

Starting point is 02:00:53 Yeah, this one. You're booking your own shows on this. So I don't know. I don't know what's next for Joe. He keeps trying different things. It's not working. It seems like bombing and showing that on the internet What's next for Joe? He keeps trying different things. It's not working. It seems like bombing and showing that on the internet and apologize, not even apologize

Starting point is 02:01:10 for it, make any excuses for it. I don't know what comedy club, maybe your comedy club would want to have Joe Matariz come out and bomb. Come on, Joe. We could get you to bomb in more than 30 people. It's America's Got Talent, Joe Matariz. Interview Kiowa. That would be a great show.

Starting point is 02:01:23 Yeah, man. Actually, it would be a great show. It would fill the room Are you listening Joe? Yeah, give a plug for your comedy club. Definitely. Yeah, the Jester's lounge in Dubuque, Iowa Hit me up delicious man. If you're interested, Joe Matariz and I already in contact He could just get in contact with me and we'll get him over to the Jester's lounge. That'd be great We could discuss the the billing there, you know, I'm not sure. It know I'm not sure way to Chicago next time you're going to Chicago Joe right well It's past Chicago from his perspective good point, but you're pretty close It's barely out of your way one do you have the clip of him going to his car at all?

Starting point is 02:01:56 I was no I don't so he gets back in his car And he's he's talking to the chat now and eventually he sits back in his car And he says like guys I need to I need to get off this live stream I need to drive home He's staying on the live stream for another five minutes But he turns on the car and the Bluetooth in the car picks up the audio So so then he's talking, but it doesn't even sound like he's talking anymore. It sounds like the radio So it's very distracting. It's hard to get into but when you first hear it you're saying oh this must be where you got that Inspiration for the school closing bit in this special where he just has his voice playing over

Starting point is 02:02:25 Recording while he's doing this gambling attic routine waiting for the number to skip You know what I actually? Let's watch just a little bit of that because yeah, I figured we we'd got enough of this, but I do have the full video here Slamming doors slamming doors as rich boss always says stay in school what? huh? gotta hope I get paid now oh?

Starting point is 02:02:59 that's fucking crazy right gotta hope I get paid now that is crazy and also something else I was gonna say when you're talking about how gross it is to bring up I'm gonna get paid either way especially at a fundraiser. Yeah, like people trying to raise money. We're paying money for this fucking clown It's like when you win the 50-50 at the bachelor party. Oh, see you're just like yeah, man. Keep it We're raising money for you tonight, you know, it's kind of you want to like give the money back

Starting point is 02:03:29 We're all here for the same reason. Well, like like cancer shows and stuff Yeah, like joe would have been good to be like guys. Don't worry about it. Yeah. Yeah misunderstanding keep the money Yeah, it's nice enough. They see joe. They say no. No, we insist. I always do contracts and shit like that. I didn't do a contract Thank you, Peter sky parker. I don't I didn't do a contract. Thank you, Peter sky Parker. I don't, I didn't do a contract. He was in Vegas and then, uh, I heard me left. The guy ran out of there like, Oh shit, I've been up some spladed to do it. If I stick around that guy, I I'm sure to the bitch that bought all the tickets for everybody Here's the actual audio of the guy who booked the show leaving

Starting point is 02:04:19 We do do So impeling as it fucking crazy it really is directed by Scorsese or something Film my whole life a shadow 24 hours, dude If this was in a movie and it's like this guy's about to lose it Yeah, and just start out a murder spree you'd be like this is really well-acted like I'm buying They just like waiting for someone to respond on YouTube or something. It's a great question. What are you doing? He's like staring at the screen. I'll just film my whole life There's 33 people watching at this time. Oh, you can see the number right there 22 likes

Starting point is 02:05:03 Life-saving likes just leave it run. It just follows me everywhere. I have the fucking solar power running the phone It's dark out It's back to the way Special there's two links in there that you can send That we all get He had to hook up the Bluetooth probably like he's listening to a lost tape comedian got back to me

Starting point is 02:05:41 He's gonna help me He doesn't any way I'll promote special. He's probably help me. He doesn't have any way. I'll promote the special. He's probably on Bluetooth or something. Yeah, for sure. Okay. I'm not gonna say who it is till we do it cause I don't trust you guys. Someone will sabotage it, but someone big. What a weird life that you're living. Why are you talking to the internet

Starting point is 02:05:58 if you don't trust anyone on the internet? I spent zero time talking to the internet while going about my day. It just seems odd. All right, well that was a lot of fun guys. Thank you so much for hanging with me Going over that David Cowell's where can people find you? Oh many people know where they can find me and I think I'm gonna do that thing where you put at Watt when I would you view you on the show of course and then when people are able to find it but David Collins 30 minute half hour show I want everybody to look at the Instagram

Starting point is 02:06:27 Instagram at DC 30 minute half hour show and We have a lot of on the street interviews, and we might be some of those in Boston, too But anyway, we have a lot of things going on Instagram. Is it spelled with the three zero or is it spelled out? It's always three zero right you don't change it for the email and the Instagram. We don't change it up never no It always I used to be in marketing that's smart. Yeah consistency. Yeah, you know as someone in marketing You've also told me how important it is to explain that to people yes, but I insist I am getting the emails But thanks so much for those emails everybody check out David Collins 30 minute and a half hour show everywhere You find shows and delicious anything you want to plug other than your comedy club

Starting point is 02:07:10 No, I'm good man. All right club and delicious comedy. Well. Thanks guys Hamburger thanks again for being on the show. Thank you, man. All right There we go. That was a fun Wednesday morning these guys Got me up at 730 a.m. As they were driving through town. It was amazing This was interesting Chris. So I didn't realize what was going on, but David Collins, which I was he goes Hey, we're you know, we're going to a little tour of the Northeast. We're gonna be swinging through Rochester. Great Come over. We'll do some show that did his show He did my show and he goes, I will be there Wednesday morning at

Starting point is 02:07:47 about 8 AM. I went, oh, that's not great. But okay. So I was wondering why that time they left Iowa 5 PM drove all night long straight to my house and showed up at 8 30 or 8 20 or something like that. We went out and grabbed breakfast and then we did the shows and then after that they got back in the car and drove to Boston. I don't know, Midwesterns, I guess they were taking turns. Midwesterns, I guess they just used to dry it.

Starting point is 02:08:17 I would never do that in a million years. That sounds horrible. That sounds like torture to me. Yeah, I gave that up in my late teens. That's very true. When you're in your 20s and you're like yeah road trip and party and wee yeah it's fine. And then you're just like ah it stinks in here and I'm uncomfortable. It'll just take a flight.

Starting point is 02:08:37 All you have to do is get some money and get comfortable for the first time in your life and you're like oh fuck that shit yeah so but thanks to David Collins and delicious for yeah coming through appreciate that hey I want to give a shout out to guy incognito he's the light guy for the isotopes and he gave us a great gift that we're enjoying today as we're down And our Cape Coral house. Yes, towly Anyone need a towel? It's in the pool Hanging out with us. I saw an alligator right over here yesterday during the Germany game

Starting point is 02:09:16 Which was a welcome distraction. I have to tell you unfortunately All right You ready to catch an alien with me? Totally. Producer Chris, let's get on that. It's time for everyone's favorite game show. To catch an alien. Are you ready to play?

Starting point is 02:09:40 To catch an alien? For what? What made you actually leave New York? Well, you know, I had retired right before COVID. I was still working, you know, and then COVID hit my friends were like, I had friends down here who were, you know, you know, they'd come down and everyone they had a place down here. So I came to visit and I like talking to Scott the engineer. He was fired. Just FYI just so everyone knows he was like go from this serious.

Starting point is 02:10:10 And then they said, you know, we want us to look for a place. I said, All right, look for a place. Let's see what happens. I was still in New York during COVID. And they, they FaceTime me an apartment, a condo. I'm like, all right, I'll buy it. So I bought it I came down after the summer that year and I've been here that ain't always I was going back and forth and now I'm permanent Wow, I want to take so that house there in New York Scott. What kind of camera work is this? We're just staring at a guy listening to Scott the entire fucking time. This is all happening. All right. Sorry get distracted I want to take this all that house there in New York Scott. Haha. Yeah murder

Starting point is 02:10:49 You know, I had a condo in Bayside. Oh in Bayside. Hey Terrence. Yeah, he got murdered. I got lost my shirt. Really? Yeah, I lost my shirt. I just sold it last year. I was trying to sell it for two years I couldn't sell the market was no market for it was a co-op and Luxury building in Queens. Yeah One day sides nice now. Yeah, yeah totally renovated couldn't sell it. It was one bedroom couldn't sell it I met him about what two years ago. I mean, yeah three and he's trying to sell for two fucking years. I just saw it Side was yeah, he came in frustrated trying to sell that motherfucker. I'm like Scott you sell yet now lower the no can't do it I'm like Scott. He's like fucking I'm lowering it and then it's still didn't so and then finally

Starting point is 02:11:32 Probably about a hundred thousand dollars In all they're like between the loss on the prop sale price and the loss of keeping it Expense wise over a year. How long did you live in the house for? I already lived there. I already had the place for five years. Oh, okay. But at least I could have got my original price back, but I didn't. So, you know, and the expense of keeping it a year and a half longer than I wanted to, so it was like $100,000.

Starting point is 02:11:58 Or else you could have rented it out. They had very strict rules about renting. Oh, because there was a co-op here. Co-op, yeah, so it was difficult I know guys who were up there like that with you They just had things saved and they were like and they were trying to sell sell so and they were just like, okay We're gonna let it sell and and two of my friends they moved down here to open up What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices?

Starting point is 02:12:23 number one a meat salad shop. B, a taco pizza shop. Next, pop tart cart. Four, an ice cream hoagie shop. And lastly, a chocolate cheesecake shop. Ice cream hoagie shop and lastly a chocolate cheesecake shop Wow and lastly to oh polar poutine

Starting point is 02:12:54 To catch An alien this is insane. It's just you and me Cres there six choices. We have to be cardiff. Yeah This wily potato all right, I am gonna go with There's six choices. We have to be cardiff. Yeah. Oh, this Wiley potato. All right. I am going to go with meat salad. Number one meat salad. It sounded ridiculous, but then when I see all the other choices, I'm like, why not?

Starting point is 02:13:17 Right. You think it had to be inspired by something he said. Yes. So it had to be something that doesn't match. And that's why I'm going with ice cream Hoagie number five like that one too. I was almost there. Okay. Let's go. Let's go baby. We got this get him Get home. I know guys who were up there like that with you They just had things saved and they were like and they were trying to sell sell so they were just like okay

Starting point is 02:13:40 We're gonna let it sell and and two of my friends they moved down here to open up taco pizza shops It's also the new isotope single That's well done and I want a principle uncertainty says, you know We need to a Tommy revisit WTP discovered a unicorn just abandoned it And Cardiff that's well done and I want a principle uncertainty says, you know, we need to a Tommy revisit WTP discovered a unicorn just abandoned it. You have to understand this Tommy show when you actually watch it for three hours, he talks about 2% of the time when he's talking. It's great.

Starting point is 02:14:16 But it's guests just ramble out of that. This is the game show. I mean, credit puts a lot of work into finding these things. Give credit for that Taco and pizza they could sell good in South Florida taco and then a pizza No, it's like a taco pizza like all in one all in one so like imagine a soft taco Mm-hmm and whatever's on the soft taco and then pizza so when you eat it is a soft taco wrap type thing

Starting point is 02:14:46 But pizza however you did it is really is an alien. This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. Yeah Why does it have to be a soft taco? It's just That's literally like a pizza. It's just a pizza the corn tortilla toppings I Mean I rather just have you know, New York pizza Philly pizza Taco pizza with sour cream or guacamole some shit. I don't know. Just give me this just give me a slice Dude he's trying to sound like a person right there. Did you hear? You know people are we food like

Starting point is 02:15:31 Human stuff I mean, I'd rather just have you know, New York pizza Philly pizza With sour cream or guacamole some shit. I don't know. Just give me a slice. Just give me a slice. Flip it over. Cheese slice. Give me a slice.

Starting point is 02:15:52 Flip it over. Pullpods have five. Has anyone ever said that? Hey, give me a slice and flip it over. Hey. Yeah. Mario Bosco probably says that. It's all for this.

Starting point is 02:16:01 Oh my God. We got to hook these two up. Chris, you just gave me a brilliant idea How do we get it? Tommy T booked on? Mario Bosco's show or vice versa Vice versa. No, I want Mario Bosco on top of the show We have to make this happen. All right, I'm gonna manifest and I'm putting it out into the world I'm making it happen right now. Okay. I'm like a Gen Z er

Starting point is 02:16:27 Acting like my fucking brain can change things in the world Stupid world with a favorite Popeye tab five That's all for this time come back next time to find it if you Can catch an alien? 730 in the morning. Fuck off. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog.

Starting point is 02:16:50 Woof! Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. What was Kurt complaining about just now? David Cowan's coming to my house or his show with OJ on Sunday mornings? Both. Oh, okay. That makes sense.

Starting point is 02:17:05 Oh, very good. Wow. What have we done today, producer Chris? Tell us. We've done it all. We talked about Steel Toe Morning Show, that beg-a-thon, and Aaron just losing the plot. He's losing the plot at this point. I don't know how he recovers from this, but I'll be there to watch.

Starting point is 02:17:24 We'll figure it out. Stuttering John treats his mom like dog shit. And we finally all got to see it. And John's very embarrassed by that, believe you me. But whatever, I'm going to be in a federal prison. It was a bit. Yeah, I'm gonna be behind bars. So that doesn't matter. With all your friends. Yeah, I know, it's gonna be a party. Remember in Goodfellas, when they go to prison, they're fucking cooking up all this food. Yeah, it looked great. It's gonna be like that. I have a feeling. We'll be doing shows. Delete laws will be there. Joe Manarese bombed and then decided to make excuses.

Starting point is 02:18:01 I can't believe, so I didn't want to spoil it. I can't believe he kicked out the mom there's only 30 people there and there's like a woman in the front row he's like you gotta go well that was incredible you guys covered this well do your fucking research you idiot performing he's like I thought there'd be 700 people here why who told you that why are you streaming this did one of the twins tell you that? So this is where I would normally play something like I'm in I'm in Florida. I don't know what we're doing. We'll do a show on Wednesday. I'll be back. I'll be back We'll do a show. I'm looking forward to it. It's gonna be fun tune in for that. We'll figure all these things out. We got some time

Starting point is 02:18:47 I'll be there producer Chris will definitely be there. But what's most important right now for us? Is we need to learn about the Internet news What are the people on the internet saying about WATP? You might ask. Well, we're about to find out. Internet news with Lucy Typons. From Facebook, Scott Powell posts a pic of Joe Biden and declares, say what you want,

Starting point is 02:19:15 but he does a spot on Lisa Boswell impression. Jimmy Calizzi posts a bit of Stut Joe claiming he's going to have a long talk with Google and proclaims, this is why we're obsessed with John! From reddit, JeffGloveBoxGrapes. So what we've learned is that there's no reason to listen or keep a Patreon subscription in June ever again. Maybe ever, ever!

Starting point is 02:19:37 That guy from Nickelback shares, Hustlers' spirit was one hell of a way to wrap up Pride Month. Goddamn. Regarding the official podcast with Brittany and Garrick, Tonya Belloni points out, that couple was annoying and not in an entertaining way. I made it through about 10 minutes. Is there anything more obnoxious than couples who constantly call each other babe? Whiskey and witchcraft wonders. Is Lucy a secret lawyer? Murmurings over the VTL suit include beady eyes with,

Starting point is 02:20:05 waiting for the testimony and deposition to have John talking about shitwares, puppets, potatoes, and oranges? Good times. Your derp is showing notes. I love how the document really hammers home the fact that John lives with his mom. Nice touch.

Starting point is 02:20:20 Moment of zen is a tad late. Has anyone called Vince an imbecile yet? Yes. If not, I'm coining it. Should be fun. Legalize milk please, throws in. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. John, you really got us by lying about being fired from teaching.

Starting point is 02:20:34 Retard. Fix it 403. John can't afford that kind of money in monopoly. Jumpy nail. Even if it's fake. It is a nice summary of some of the things SJ lied about. Judgment bear. Waxes. You can't get blood from a stone. Kevin Brennan Spittoon says, or a turnip. Common measurement, opines. This is a breath

Starting point is 02:20:54 of fresh air. From YouTube, Vermillion73 writes, nothing scarier than a 5'2", 60-year-old man who gives himself a nickname. John Smith Smith John wants to meet in the bathroom sounds like something other than fighting is on his mind JJ walnuts comments the more John is backed into a corner the more pathetic he gets he's so desperate to be seen as smart cool and tough Brian McCandlish he has become the new bagel boss and from patreon principled uncertainty um tapes on his keyboard

Starting point is 02:21:26 Aaron a week ago. There's a big drop coming Still giggling now, Aaron. I knew he was an abusive monster We could all sense it bullshit your way out of this noodles Sean Pedrick another win for the oh Wait and Wapio plays us out with okay How can we as a community get fleeced to start getting his coffee from Woke Dad? I have a friend who people would know who watched WATP who went to Woke Dad's coffee shop recently.

Starting point is 02:22:02 He knows exactly where it is And he stopped by and he donated some money to the art studio. Oh, nice. I know which was nice. I told him to because we were texting about it. I go, if we'll get doesn't make a TikTok video about you then you done fucked up boy. Because what you got to do when you talk to woke dad is you got to be like, listen, I don't I don't like the gays or I don't like the blacks. You know, you got to do when you talk to Woke Dad is you got to be like, listen, I don't like the gays or I don't like the blacks. You got to act like you're a bigot in some way so that he can convert you and then be

Starting point is 02:22:31 like, oh my God, you're right. I've been wrong all this time. Get some tears in your eyes. Like you know, Aaron and Woke can do really well. Wait, I got something for this. Check this out. Are you trying to cry? I'm sad.

Starting point is 02:22:43 Are you trying to cry? I'm sad. Ah! Are you trying to cry? That should be the bio pic for Aaron Imholed. Are you trying to cry? It certainly is. I love it. All right. We got a couple of voicemails here. We'll hit these.

Starting point is 02:22:58 It's a holiday weekend here in the States. People are out having fun. Not us. Nope. Not us ever. But some people are out having fun not us ever but some people are and man or Matt certainly is and beatboxed it and he's singing to his girl and he's like saying he's gonna fuck all over her face which I'm not gonna lie it's always quite funny but you know what popped into my head? Fucking Stern Show man just oh yeah drop the fucking love right oh yeah enjoy the swag later all right thank you for the swag. Later. All right. Thank you for the swag. We appreciate it. So he's talked about there was this porn star and his thing. You laughed. You remember this? When he would money shot. He'd yell, drop him.

Starting point is 02:23:56 Man or man call it back. And it is an impression of this, which I'm not sure how to feel about this one. about this one. Oh, yeah, drop it. Fucking love. Weird that that's the thing that you remember the most. By the way, Radish gifted a membership during the show today. I forgot to mention that. Thank you very much, Radish, for gifting a membership. If you got that membership, you already are a member because you're here watching this

Starting point is 02:24:24 live. But now you're a member on YouTube and you get the link on the community tab every Wednesday and Saturday. And so you can see where to watch the show or go back and watch old shows. All the stuff is up there. All the embarrassing moments that I make at the editor, edit out and post or I'm like, keep in. When I'm like, man, I'm like, you should see my texts started with Ed. It's like, dude, I went

Starting point is 02:24:49 off on the Arabs today. I don't know what I was thinking. If you could just do me a favor, see the text, you just cut all of that out. I was starting to think of the most ridiculous group, man, the Koreans, holy shuttle, the why I was so fired up about that. You just tell the only shit I went off on Canadians today. I just need you to. All right, what else?

Starting point is 02:25:08 Oh, Nate from Flint calling into the show. Hey. Hey, Carl, Nate from Flint, Michigan. Listen, in response to your text, no, I don't wanna sit around watching cuties with you and talking about who our few favorite cutie is. I'd rather go out with producer Chris and crush maximum pus. Get you on the flippity flip non-puss crusher.

Starting point is 02:25:41 Nate, in the future just text me back to leave a't have to leave a voicemail for the show. That's embarrassing. Very rude. And I don't need a wingman, but thank you. Yeah, big producer Chris is like, no, I'm good with crushing puss on my own, sir. Thank you. I'm not going to be high-fiving you during the process. So I'm an audio only listener to all these kind of shows.

Starting point is 02:26:03 I never watch the videos. But recently, because of all the Aaron Imholz stuff and everything, I decided to go and look up what he looked like. And I was a little confused when I saw him, because I thought I knew what he looked like. And I was like, didn't this guy used to have a beard and aviator sunglasses and stuff? And then I realized I've been thinking

Starting point is 02:26:31 We've been talking about red bar this entire time That's pretty funny to think that we're goofing out air nibble. You're like, yeah No, red bar does a pretty good show. He's doing all right. It's just like oh this dork. Oh my bad. Okay now Now it's all making sense. I get it. Ironically, that sounded a little bit like Aaron. Maybe it was Aaron. Wait, is he playing 4d or possibly 70 chess? That what's going on? All right, one more. Gary in San Diego calling in now when John announces he's leaving the internet. No one's more concerned than my buddy Gary in San Diego, the entire community down there And then I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

Starting point is 02:27:12 I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, counted 22 haters, he named them, that count on him for content. He's going to freeze everybody out. So Carl, Shuley, Cardiff, Kookie, you're the top four that he wants to freeze out. This is the interesting, I'm sure he's going to do it because when John says he's going to do something, he does it, according to him. Anyway, we'll see how long that lasts. Right now it's Friday and he hasn't announced he's got a podcast. So I'm sure he's going to, he's quitting. Freeze everybody out. Too bad. No more content. Rock and roll. Rock and roll to you, Gary. I think he's gonna be back on Sunday

Starting point is 02:28:07 or Monday. But he's got a lot of litigation. He's got a lot of fighting to do. He's gonna drive to people's houses. He's gonna beat people up. He's gonna sue them. He's gonna have them arrested. The cats are still allegedly in the picture. This childish fantasizing about people getting arrested has gotten to a point where I think that prolonged use of alcohol might be bad for you. You and I are both heavy drinkers. I'll ask Dr. Steve. Maybe I'm wrong about that. I'll get a second opinion.

Starting point is 02:28:44 It seems like he's a bit delusional at this point. Oh, at this point. Both have you drinkers? I'll ask Dr. Steve. Maybe I'm wrong about that. I'll get a second opinion But it seems like it's a bit delusional at this point Maybe you are the one who is in the wrong. Nope. It is the kids With the kids PC good to see you buddy. Yeah, you too. Hope everything's going well up north. Yeah, man. Good. Say hi to the Gators. Will do. Okay, bye. Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye. You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt! Okay folks, guess what? The episode's over!

Starting point is 02:29:31 Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Ah Carl, I love you. Bye! Bye! A plane has hit Iruwaja Carly. Boom. Boom. Boom. That**k his mom.

Starting point is 02:29:45 Boom. Boom. That was a great episode! That was really great! Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Swatch.

Starting point is 02:29:53 Okay, bye. Hello, penis, my old friend.

Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep533 - Joe Matarese Bombs and Copes

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