Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep534 - Action Boyz
Episode Date: July 11, 2024Three guys with varying degrees of success in show business get together to discuss, in excruciating detail, a different action movie each episode. There’s lots of yelling and lots of laughing so it... must be great! It also appears to be wildly successful, so there’s that. Lucy Tightbox and Christian Bladt join the show to discuss the Action Boyz social media promos and how to end an improv bit. Then we check in on Helga Mann’s show, now called Trainwreck TV, because Lisa Boswell is BACK!! She can’t hang for an entire episode anymore but that’s okay, ten minutes a day gets us enough drops. Then we break down the crazy drama happening with Steel Toe and his cohosts Keanu Thompson and Geno Bisconte. Aaron Imholte is still pretending that court documents are all fake and people are making up his domestic assaults. Now Keanu Thompson and Geno Bisconte are out! Kiki GOES OFF on Aaron and it's amazing! Also, Stuttering John is being served a lawsuit by Vince the Lawyer… or is he? As long as no one answers the door ever again he’ll be fine. Finally, some new parody songs including Cardiff’s latest banger, a teaser, reviews, and your voicemails. Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP - https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop Tickets are on sale for DabbleCon 2 on August 16th and 17th – http://watplive.com/ Tickets for the Magic Bag in Detroit on October 25th – https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide https://www.youtube.com/@thebladtcast3174 https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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We'll be reviewing a show called action boys
This was a suggestion from Christian.
We've all listened separately.
We have not discussed it with each other beforehand.
Let's get into it.
The show hosted by John Gabras, Ben Rogers, and Ryan Stanger.
And Christian, you found this show.
Talk to me.
What about this show?
What is it about?
Where did you find it?
How did you find it?
I came across it when I was doing research for Hackamania.
I guess one of these guys had been on one of the shows for a Drew Belcher,
who we featured on that. And it took me down this rabbit hole. And, uh,
I at the top,
I need to apologize to producer Chris because I know he hates when I bring any
kind of improv podcast to the show. We all do. Yeah. It's not just me.
Don't single out one guy. We're all very uncomfortable. So what I didn't realize is these guys met from
upright citizens brigade. Yeah. So they're all seasoned improv performers and they also
like to talk about movies and I will let the audience decide if they do a good job talking
about movies. Yeah. So I should mention Action Boys is a show with these three guys reviewing different action movies
each episode. Kind of like Good Times Great Movies, you know that really
popular version of this. Kind of like that show. Or Once Over with Kaylee.
Once Over with Kaylee is also a popular version of this where you pick a movie. The hell's that.
And then you go through and discuss it and I will tell you this show is very popular. They don't really put
shows out there that you can find very easily. No. Right. It's all be at a paywall at this point but they have 8500 patrons on
their Patreon and they are semi famous dudes. John Gabras being the most famous from Guy Code, Comedy Bang Bang, something called
TV lands younger.
Okay. We all remember that. Ben Rogers worked on Workaholics and Star Trek lower deck. And then
Ryan Stangler, the biggest claim to fame I could find for him was one episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine.
Yeah, I saw that too. One more than me. I was so proud of him. One more than me. So I think John was
actually also on Brooklyn Nine Nine.ine. Very possible, yes.
These guys all run in the similar circles.
So, Christian, why don't you get us started off,
maybe a clip that sums up the show for you,
or gives an idea of what we're listening to today.
Yeah, well, I think a show is only as good
as its theme song.
So I think a great spot to start is actually my first track,
which if you listen to the song,
it might sound a little jacked up, if you know what I mean.
And then also, please listen all the way through to the end. You sound a little jacked up if you know what I mean and then also please
listen all the way through to the end you're going to hear a very familiar drop at the end of my
clip one welcome to action boy Yep, right there at the end.
There's the Arnold from Commando at Showtime.
Now I'm sure that you're not the only two podcasts that use it, but it did stand out
that as soon as I heard that.
Well, Christian, I got to pick up from where that drops off because you have to understand these guys are zany. They're wacky. They're silly
So after that ridiculous over the top theme song with all the guitar solos and everything going on
They decide to start making some machine gun noises and explosions We need over and we need air support we need overhead we need we need more overhead overhead
I need more room in my overhead
So you can see that they're wacky. Yeah, maybe just a little sugared up.
Yeah!
Seem to be hanging out with Kate Meany if you get my chest.
Little California pancake.
You know, I also have a clip where they start the show by making a bunch of dumb noises.
It's my clip 21 from their Lawn Mower man episode. There's a lot of like, like people making effort noises and pain sounds and stuff to really sell how high stakes a virtual environment is.
It's just like when I put my fucking PS5 on.
What did you do to me dr. Angelo Dr.. Angelo?
It's porno name. It's
Well yeah, this movie does kind of ask the question of what if flowers for aldrin on got a
erotic thriller overlay
Like it was kind of like what if we did a soft porn version of flowers for aldrin on?
Everybody's asked Like it was kind of like what if we did a soft porn version of flowers for Algernon?
Everybody's asking episode question
What's going on well the point that I want to make is if you didn't enjoy that clip
There's only three hours and 59 more minutes in that episode so their lawnmower man episode is four hours long
It's four hours longer than the original lawnmower man. Yes, It's a very short movie, thank God, because it's garbage.
All right.
Snuck in.
Since you played that, I just want to play the beginning of this episode that I was due
about Roadhouse and what they decide to do, which is a really good move in podcasting.
I'm sure that they got this from Man Cow and some of the greater radio guys.
Everyone yell what you want to say all at once.
I guess the show begins, everyone just start yelling stuff. Like I've seen it a bunch. I haven't seen it a little bit. I forgot how truly cool the fights are. It's like a it's like a fucking cartoon. I can't even explain anybody who used to is there. I think like it's very cartoonish. Even the sounds. Do you guys notice the Bully
artist work in this? It's insane. All the punches land a little too high. And then the
music's too dramatic for the scene. It's very sloppy.
So everyone gives their opinions on the movie and then they're very excited about this.
This movie also, we talk about a lot of people like wanting to fuck the hero.
I think this whole town wants to fuck Patrick's voice.
Guys, too. Everybody will.
All right. Every character activates Stanger.
Operation Stanger Protocol.
Three part harmony.
Do they get paid by the word? Jesus.
It's a lot. So what's going on?
Now, I will say there is a level of self-awareness.
They do know how ridiculous this is. They do realize that they're like, yeah, we made this show called Action Boys. We didn't know it was going to take off and now we have to be the Action Boys from here on out. Lucy, what's your take on this?
Well, it's interesting that you say that. So to play right off of that in my clip three, they are self-aware. It's one of them talking about how he's going
to a bar and he's meeting some girls.
What have you been up to these days? I just come from recording our last episode and I
was like, I was recording a podcast with my buddies and I was hoping to change the subject.
She's like, what's it called? I was like like, called Action Boys with a Z.
You know, I never, if a girl asked me what the name of my podcast, I never
answered either.
Especially if it was Action Boys. So I listened to the same episode as you,
Carl. I listened to the Roadhouse episode also. Yeah, obviously.
And I also noticed this thing where they are just constantly talking over each
other. So I was just skipping around to different moments in different podcasts
So if you'll play my clip to every single moment that you randomly skip to in any one of their episodes sounds like this
Okay, I don't know if I have the same clip as you or not.
It sounds very familiar, turn it down.
But I have a clip on here and I call it Guy Laughing.
There's a guy who's laughing hysterically. It reminds me of, if you guys remembered,
the Boogered Up podcast and Spaz Kid. Yeah, who just loses my like beaver
Listen to this guy losing his mind's entire clip, but it's not like there's a monster truck in it
That the same clip or not? No, it just sounds exactly the same.
It definitely sounds like a different clip.
Spoiler, every episode sounds like that,
anywhere you drop the proverbial needle.
I see.
It doesn't help that their voices are interchangeable.
Yes.
It's not a video show per se.
Now, if you're on their Patreon, it is.
So, I actually found one episode on YouTube
They do have a YouTube channel where they have one episode up
And I pulled from that in my clip one
The introduction of the show this is actually filmed in a sister studio
So usually they don't film with video or again. They only release it on their patreon
John is gonna give us an intro and I have sped it up because it's insufferable. It's time paper is all you gotta do is trust me Jackson main from a star's born. What are you still doing here? Of course is healthcare. Okay, you're still on that one, too. Thank you brother
Psych Arthur capers at home. I am NOT in the high-mighty studios. I'm in the headgum studios recording with recording legends
You know from the dumbbells. It's Ryan stanger from the Rod state's it's been Rogers aka the action boys
Hey Johnny G. Thanks for that really wonderful intro. They keep this up too.
Yo, they sure do.
They got a lot of energy.
They got a lot of energy.
Yeah, they're like three producer Chris's.
Oh, goodbye.
Maybe more.
Just yelling and screaming for hours.
You can't shut them up.
You got my number.
Yep.
The other two seem embarrassed by that, but then when you hear them interact, they're
not embarrassed at all. They're all trying to outdo each other.
Yes, correct. They're like, Oh, I wish I could do that.
All right. I'll play this because I guess I don't know these guys well enough.
And some people do. Like I said, they have a following. They're,
they're doing pretty well.
I don't know why this is as funny as it is to these guys.
I'm guessing it shouldn't be.
We just put out two gluten-free crackers and the spanger appears.
There's some fucking Joe Rogan focus pills.
They're nootropics on it.
Try them out, bro.
I guess gluten-free was funny and then like focus pills from Joe Rogan.
Don't forget nootropics. I was laughing on the inside. I thought that was the polite thing to do. Yeah. So I guess gluten free was funny and then like focus pills from Joe Rogan.
I was laughing on the inside.
I thought that was the polite thing to do.
Yeah. No, I appreciate that. Cause then if you start laughing, the people don't know what parts of the clip
and what parts are so a lot of times we hear these shows where I want to laugh,
but I'm not going to, I don't want to stop on it. Very good. Thank you, Christian.
Uh, you know, since we were showing video a moment ago, uh,
I do have a couple of video clips from their Instagram.
So my clip two is something that there's like three
or four of them, but this one,
they basically do an infomercial for their show.
So they pretend that they're like a wacky late night
infomercial, but for the action boys.
And for some reason it's bleeped,
even though it was on their Instagram.
But you'll all get the hilarity from my clip too.
This new podcast I've been hearing about the Action Boys.
I'm glad you brought this up
because Action Boys has changed my life.
It's kind of a game changer.
A lot of people are talking about it.
I usually listen to it for maybe only like three hours a week.
And it's all you need.
It's the minimum dose required.
And people are saying that paying for podcasts is not necessary, but that's a week. It's all you need. It's the minimum dose required. And people are saying that paying for podcasts
is not necessary, but that's a myth.
It has to do with your genetics and chronotype.
If you line it up with your chronotype,
I mean, my hair is a lot fuller.
My ass is a lot harder.
Well, I first heard about Action Boys
while I was watching pornography on Pornhub.
And there was a little ad where one
b---- couldn't fill the jar up with b----.
But the one of the action boys listener was overflowing
I know since I've been listening I've made people
It's not a me a lot of this stuff is out there like you just have to look it up
You can see I obviously look better you can see I'm obviously performing better
But you can't see how much better I feel from going to action boys dot biz and signing up people one of the problems
Improv is no one knows how to end it
They're like I could say something ridiculous to go go for it. Then I will it's the only thing consistent about it
Yeah, I'd sucking is it's always do you know what now that I think about it?
There's only one improv show that anyone's ever liked whose line is it anyway course, and there's a fucking guy with a buzzer
All right, that's enough. We get it. They literally need someone to sit there be like, yep. Okay, this joke is fucking run dry
We get it. You fuck harder and your dick's hard, right? We got it cool
Well, it sounds like you guys are
Hankering for an improv clip where many of the episodes actually start in the middle of an improv
So if you could go to my clip 18
There they let's just set it up that they work at a crayon factory great god these crayola people are
Really?
Difficult to please we already have purple. Okay
With ours ours was not exactly purple. It was grape indigo, but it didn't fucking land
I think we should have called it nerple.
I know. I mean, we shit on that when you first said it and now hindsight being 2020, we couldn't
have, it couldn't, the meeting couldn't have gone worse. Yeah. They were fucking, I was
going to show the guy, you know, let me show you what a nerple is in real time and we'll see how close it matches
that fucking asshole. Yeah. I mean, I saw where you were going. You went there.
Yeah. It's this nerple, you know, like a purple Nerpa. Maybe you didn't get it.
Should I play the next three minutes where they please,
maybe they don't run into the ground. I would imagine. All right.
It probably keeps getting fresher and fresher as they,
as they tag it and add on more ridiculous things.
As I was researching this, I decided to take
the Greg Opie Hughes approach that if they post a clip
on social media, it must be because they think
it's the best representation of their show.
So I've got a couple of, they're essentially audio clips
but they have their logo on it. We can hit a couple of their show. So I've got a couple of, they're essentially audio clips, but they have their logo on it.
We can hit a couple of these quickly.
If you want to know whether or not you need to watch this
show or listen to this show, my clip nine should probably
tell you everything you need to know.
Would you say that Sigourney Weaver's husband is into
Weaver Beaver?
Oh shit, we lit a fire under his ex today.
Wow man, Stanger's trying to bring it. Everybody in the chat put a one if you think mr. Weaver is into weaver beaver
Let's see what they all think a rally going on. Let's start the rally. We saw puns were the lowest form of comedy, but rhyming
Mr. Latch is into with his wife?
Pussy.
Good point.
So again, these are the clips that they put out there because they think they're the best.
Clip 10, this is setting up a bit from G.I. Joe the movie.
Who is that guy from the G.I. Joe movie that always got blown by the ocean got blowjobs by the ocean of fucking blowfish no he was
the he was a real guy like the I thought you were doing a bit a guy who got blowjobs
in the ocean he was a real guy yeah by ocean. He was one of the higher-ups in it. Duke? No,
not Duke. Dusty? Not Dusty. I- Oh, Beachhead. I hate you. That's how that guy got his name.
I wanted one of you guys to say it. So they put the Ray Liotta clip from Goodfellas
laughing twice just to make sure you understood how funny it was.
Yeah. And you know the best is a joke that your co-hosts can't
figure out so you have to give your lame punch line.
And again look I think we might all have moments like this in our podcasting
careers but they clipped it out and they shared it with everyone.
Well Christian if I can defend the other hosts on this one, I grew up enjoying GI Joe.
I'm not familiar with Beachhead.
He's not a popular character.
And you never will be.
No, that ain't it.
He must have come with the USS flag that none of us could afford.
OK, yeah, the $200 aircraft carrier.
So, you know you you might think that
That this is representative of the different
You know, this is all they can do but one of the things they can do is parodies of well-known TV theme songs as in
My clip 11. Oh good. Yeah Flintstone in your
No, dude, where's the Flintstones? And your asshole. It's a place right out of kink.com. Sucking They're all thinking the Flintstone will get you flame
It's
Incredible additional verse
Yeah, they don't stream this show live so, you know, they they could edit. I mean, I'm just, I don't, I don't want to tell them how to do it. They get around to, we'll have a gay old time. That would be the next you would say,
Chris, on top of it over here, there's no UCB experience here. It's not necessary on this
show.
Uh, for, for right now, I've got one more from this batch is my clip 13.
So co-hosts gaslighting each other can be funny, but I'll let you decide if one of them
really stringing out the other two is funny or not in the clip 13.
So sometimes we like to figure out who we would be cast as in this movie.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are we doing that?
Oh, you have a fucking theme song for this now too? You better not. I don't have a theme song. Don't
worry. Good, good. Oh my God. Dude, these shows are too long. Who would you be? Who would you? This is like boogie nights where they're like in the recording studio.
Who would you be?
Be?
Who would you?
Who would you be?
Who would you be?
Oh fuck.
Whoever the fuck tweets and stares.
Don't keep doing it.
Don't listen to the fucking haters.
This is still fucking going on.
Look at what you're doing to Gabriel Sinatra.
We gotta sit through this.
Okay, the segment is called, Who Would You Be?
That was infuriating.
I'll reiterate that they clipped that out
and posted it on their Instagram
because it's one of their better clips.
That's when you hear and you go,
I wanna hear three hours of this. What's the log form version of what I
just heard there? Yeah. What are they like when they get warmed
up? Alright, real quick. I just want to play you this clip
because I don't know if you know this Patrick Swayze often
has his shirt off in the movie Roadhouse. It's true. You look
excited about this. Yeah. Tell me something I don't know Carl.
Well, these guys know about it too.
And I like that, as you mentioned, these shows are long.
These are long episodes.
And so they start to get ahead of themselves
from time to time.
Swayze's gotta have his shirt off
for 75% of this movie, right?
You gotta get Shux in the scene.
Or he's got that fucking weird gi shirt on.
So, wow.
Yeah, we'll get to all that. 70, 80% the shirt's off. I like that he goes, he's got his shirt off a lot, right? That fucking weird G shirt
70 80 percent the shirts off I like that he goes he's got a shirt off a lot, right? Yeah, we'll get to that
We'll get to all of that. That's a horrible teaser. That's enough. You have to bring it up again the end of the sentence We've all seen the movie guys shirtless a lot moving on what else happens what else happens in this movie?
I don't think that they ever get back to it
What else happens in this movie? I don't think that they ever get back to it
Lucy's they're going we're gonna talk about it. I mean sure. It really is a tease. Yeah
I have a whole analysis on his nipples. We're not even getting
All right, so what else did you pick up on Lucy?
Well sticking with the Roadhouse stuff
They in addition to just not knowing what to say about that movie and just laughing hysterically throughout the entire two hour long Episode they just spend a little bit of time describing characters not even main characters
So we'll check that out good in my LT for
What's about your three wearing?
You have no idea how accurate that is
wearing. You have no idea how accurate that is. The one who has no eyebrows, the weird fucking. Oh yeah. And he is like, but he's like, that's Dalton. I heard that he didn't
like, he's the one who's like most, he's like the dude. And then we got Harold's
character, the fat bouncer. Oh, I thought I'm either the fat bouncer or the suspenders
bad guy. To be the suspenders bad guy. He's pretty, yeah. You know, five foot one. Yeah, he's pretty small. You know, I always say,
it's really important to prep for your show,
to know what you're talking about.
These guys might prep a little too much.
Like maybe watch Roadhouse,
then sit on it for a month,
and then do a show.
I feel like the thing that was so bothersome to me
about that clip was that it just felt,
you know, like when like basic white bitches
go out and have wine and they're like,
I'm the Carrie, Carrie producer Chris is the Samantha
You're the Charlotte Christian is the Miranda
Always I know I'm sorry
That's like what they're like I would be the the bouncer with this eyebrows shut up
cares
You are yeah, you're right. Maybe too much prep. Yeah, would you take a quiz and okay magazine? Is that how you figured out which one everybody was bouncer you're gonna be?
Well, let me just chime in with that
It's not a clip so much as an explanation that as bad as they are when they're trying to be funny
When they're not trying to be funny, it's the most boring show you'll ever listen to. So I listened
to about an hour of the Planet of the Apes episode and there were so many facts stacked
on top of facts. And you know, if I check out a show like Good Times, Great Movies or
Once Over with Kaylee, I think the facts will be presented in an entertaining way. But they
spend most of the, I know everything about the book Planet of the Apes was based on because these guys spend about 40 minutes on it.
So what you're saying is they're not fun facts? Is that your complaint about this?
That's true. Yeah, we all love fun facts. The facts need to be fun or else what are we doing
guys? Exactly. To Christian's point, they actually opened that episode apologizing for facts that they
didn't even get to.
Did you catch that?
Oh really?
I did.
Sorry there weren't enough facts in this one guys.
I had it written down.
Yeah.
It starts with an apology.
That episode in particular, that's the newest one that people can get for free.
Yes, there's the thing that Chris talks about like, oh, you know, we didn't mention that
the makeup guy also worked for the CIA and if we had, we would have made a bunch of jokes.
But no, we didn't do that. And then it goes into a four hour improv. Then the things you think.
Yeah. And then, and then the theme song. So about eight minutes in, they finally start the show. I would also like to point out that you said that's the most recent episode that you can get for free
is Planet of the Apes. The most recent episode that you can get on their Patreon right now
is Blue Velvet. They're supposed to be talking about action
movies, right? Sure. Blue Velvet, the most famous of the
action movies.
It's not the most famous.
There's a car in it.
I think Dean Stockwell punches a guy, you know, Dennis Hopper
breathes in through that
mask.
There's a lot of action in that movie.
When I think of action movies, I'm not thinking of Blue Velvet.
When people complain that our formats got away from us, that's what I point out.
At least we're not doing Blue Velvet.
Yeah, actually, that's an action movie.
Thank you.
So the episode starts off kind of a cold open here, where the one guy tries to do this phone call bet and
I got to give him credit the other guy calls him out for it and he abandons it which I was like
Oh, these guys might be cool until they get way too excited about it
All right, let's do this you ready
Hold on. I just I got a call. Let me just take this.
Well then let's not record.
No.
What?
In the building by themselves?
It doesn't sound like a real call.
Guys, I thought you were answering your calls.
Oh no, I decided to bail on this bit as soon as I heard you.
As soon as I heard your sign of phone call,
I thought it would be better to just bully you about it.
Yeah, you really hung your ass out there,
and I didn't want to do that.
He's staying here, was actually doing something
on his phone.
Yeah.
I was trying to not even check in.
Yeah.
It was your idea.
It was your fucking idea.
And then you leave me to hang like that.
I'm getting a phone call.
I was so ready to give them credit for that.
Like calling the guy out. Yeah, that's lame.
It's not working. Moving on.
And then they're like, can you believe that?
Ha ha ha.
That was so funny how you called me out that we didn't do the thing.
We sure do suck.
Oh, pretty good stuff. All right, Lucy. Lucy yes what else did you pull for us
because you have all these other yes so let's go ahead they're very short that's
accurate so what we're gonna do is we're gonna take a peek at the same joke nine
times it's gonna be great so what they are doing here these are gonna be video
clips and we are they're talking about the movie Congo
Which is an actual action movie and it is about a gorilla named Amy who communicates through sign language and also like a robotic
voice where she's like
W-A-T-P like yeah, very robotic and
They are going to imitate her nine times in their wonderful improv
Successes and we're gonna get to hear that Amy
Amy loves audible books
Green love green drink Amy loves talk book Amy saving on
supplements by getting all from
Athletic green. Yeah, so he's the one who's bad at improv. I think
Well, this is the rule of nines we haven't gotten there
Amy kill me, please that what I do not want to be here anymore
Amy want to be in jungle
Help Amy
Studio too hot.
Okay, I'm picking up on something right now.
Please.
I have an observation to make.
Go on.
And when I have an observation, everybody better fucking listen.
Listen up.
Too comfortable.
Gotta get that couch, that one seat's gotta go.
These chairs are too fucking comfortable.
I want everyone to sit on uncomfortable stools.
In fact, that cushion you're sitting on right now, producer Chris, get it out of here.
People are too comfortable.
You should be walking on a treadmill while you're doing these shots.
Too relaxed around here at an eight incline at 3.5.
Anyway, you have the club random studio says that they look too relaxed.
Yes. That's what I'm talking about.
You can't be that relaxed on podcasts.
It gets a little, I don't know, they get a little silly.
And they're way too encouraging of each other
by giggling at everything.
Right, fuck you!
See?
It's a lot more effective.
I'll see myself out.
What we call, they're trying to outzane each other.
Oh!
Is that what they're doing?
Less you, more me. Yes. All right. that they're trying to stain a moment. I'll call for my clip 14 but let me ask everyone if there's one
hack impression you'd expect to find on a podcast about movies, which one do you think
it would be? Well there's there's Arnold. Sean Connery.
Yeah. De Niro. De Niro is always a good one. Jack Nicholson. Jack Nicholson. This is Jack Nicholson. This is
always do with the catch an alien that you're happy to cheat in. Yeah. Good on you. That's good. Like you always do with the Catch an Alien. That you're happy to
cheat in. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. Walk-in is such a hack
impression. You might be able to find me doing impressions of
it on early episodes of the Blackcast but we're not talking
about me. We're talking about Clip 14 that they set up with
Christopher Walk-in here. Who do you prefer? Heath Cliff or
Garfield?
Heathcliff for Garfield. Me? I love Mondays. I love Mondays so I gotta go with Heathcliff. The giant cat in Heathcliff named Mongo, always a favorite of mine. reminds me of my son Chip Chip you know you built like Mongo
Chip's got traps like Mongo. Chip if you were Mongo in the same room. I don't know if I could tell who is who
Again, the the mutley clip helps us know that that was funny the little cartoon laughing dog.
You didn't put that in?
No, no, no, believe me.
I did not put that in there.
I thought you were goofing on them.
No, it's like the Lyoda thing.
They had to put it in twice.
See, we're laughing.
You laugh.
Yeah, they're giving us a laugh track, but failing at it.
It was so lame.
I thought Christian Blatt did it.
No, you know, my walking is so much worse. Yeah, they're giving us a laugh track but failing at it. It was so lame. I thought Christian Blatt did it. No
God, you know my walking is so much worse than his
He kept it in his ass. So we've heard a lot of there's one thing
I know about doing Christopher Walken you have to say things that he would say like my name is Christopher Walken
Start the sentence I prefer Heathcliff
I prefer Heathcliff to Garfield. Yeah, exactly.
They nailed everything except he vaguely sounded like it.
So I have one last impression that I think everyone will really love.
We've heard a lot of Trump impressions over the years.
Sure. And right now in our heads, we might all be thinking of the worst one
that we've ever heard. But whatever's on your list, you're about to hear the three worst Trump impressions that you've ever heard. My clip 16, where they talk about
the xenomorph aliens from the aliens film franchise. That's the reason we call them aliens.
They're coming in any way they can. A convoy of murdering xenomorphs coming up from South America.
They're coming up from South America. The're coming up from South America. They're grabbing
your face. They're gonna hug your face. They're fucking your butts. They're putting embryos
inside the little babies. There's good xenomorphs on both sides.
Eventually, he talks to the aliens. He's like, they're actually good guys. He's making great.
We're going to make a really great deal with the xenomorphs.
The xenomorphs just want to come here and use our women as gestation pods.
But we should be friends with the xenomorphs.
What's so bad?
That little rocket man.
What's so bad?
Teaming up with the xenomorphs against rocket man there was no collusion between me and
the xenomorphs it's no witch hunt so it's a queen hunt all right i don't know the queen
i've never met her where's that buzzer my personal hero hero's birth from aliens. He's a funny man and he goes on adventures just like me.
And he's better than the lieutenant.
Let's face it.
No, Christian, you're going to learn your lesson.
If you're going to send me over a clip that's that long and that ridiculous, I'm going to play the whole thing.
Like, alright, that's good.
No, that's your call when you're editing the clips.
Yeah, start it again.
Alright, yeah. I want you to stew in this. I'll tell you where you should editing the clips. Yeah, start it again.
Tell you where you should cut it.
Well, I'm so glad that Chad is really enjoying this entry into the W ATP war. And, you know, maybe I'll spend $8 and revisit
the show at some point and see what these boys are up to.
All right. So you want to you want to call it there? Oh?
Yeah, I'm done. I don't know what Lucy has
Information out there about this all right you got my clips
I'll take my shirt off for this all right
By the way Troy Smith says that was still more entertaining than the toe, so I appreciate that.
Oh, well, we'll see about that.
The toe is very interesting this week. We got a lot to talk about.
But first, it's our...
Cringe of the Week. Cringe of the Week.
And the cringe of the week this week is a friend of mine.
This would be the biggest problem in the universe.
This one came in from Duck Chumby on Discord and apparently they were trying to send all
the viewers of their show when the show ended over to another YouTube show.
And I remember when I was at the content house, Frank showed me how to do this.
I've forgotten how to do it.
I'd never do it. I've heard other people try to do it
It seems like it's complicated. I don't know why that is but they have a hard time with it
Here's my question. Does anyone in the chat know how to raid someone because I would be perfectly fine with raiding right now
Do I type a thing in?
Because anybody in the discord know how to raid
That fucking Brandon guy is such a pussy that sports Brandon guy
I think it might be in the back end actually what a bitch ass a lot of bitch ass is going on a lot
Of bitch asses
If that guy stepped to me like that I'd knock his I'd knock his eyes straight. I'd say hey laser eyes
What don't I knock those fucking eyes straight?
How to raid on YouTube is it a slash raid come on aid I?
Want to do it. Let's figure out how to do it someone someone in paid the discord posted or all look it up real quick
We're gonna send you guys over to one other show. again for coming by of course you have to set it up it says no but we did set it up I'm
pretty sure I did oh look there's a little bit. YouTube studio. Because this goes on for a while and they even like pull up a tutorial.
There are three options you have for receiving raids.
This is for real life.
That you have put on an approved list.
Go ahead.
If you want to receive raids from anyone, check the box that says all.
Lastly, if you want to receive a raid only from specific main page.
Is that Annie reading that?
You must open the Go Live stream that you use when setting up or starting a live stream.
You can find this in your YouTube studio and on the YouTube main page. Go to your
stream settings and click edit in the upper right hand corner. Then go to the customization tab
and scroll down to the redirect area and click add Okay, hold on go to edit. All right
edit
Okay
It's too real
redirect add hit add
Okay, so we have to search videos from other channels, okay, so search for
So don't get way too comfortable being live on YouTube
I feel like like for me if I did this for 10 12 seconds
I'm like, okay. This is ridiculous. I start playing a song
But these guys no problem they'll sit there we get to watch them figured out in real time and
It's a lot of time. So I'm gonna call it right there because I want to talk to you all about
going to call it right there because I want to talk to you all about Silk City Hot Sauce. That's right. Silk City Hot
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it is fantastic. Um there is a kick to it for sure, flavor to
it, and a little bit of a sweetness. Yeah, it's tangy. It's tangy, but it's not like
a country sweet. Because I don't know, is that a national thing, country sweet, or is
that a Rochester thing too? I think it's mostly Rochester. Okay. So it would be like a boss
sauce. Is that a similar? I think that's national. Yeah, I think boss sauce would be like, like
there are definitely hot sauces that are hot and sweet. This gets the balance right. Yeah, I think boss sauce would be like like there there are definitely hot sauces that are hot and sweet. This
gets the balance right. Yeah. The sweetness is there and
delicious. Yeah. I think it's hot. I tend not to like the
sweeter hot sauces but this was perfect. It's incredible. Yes,
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You can order one twice or three ones show off,
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This is the way the website set up. I don't have to tell you.
So I know you've had Ray DeVito's hot sauce and Chad Zubox hot sauce and Alex
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So check that out if you like hot sauce like me you'll want to check that out
The other thing that I like is Lisa Boswell. Oh, Lisa Boswell!
I'd kick your ass to hell and back.
Like Lisa Boswell!
Nobody can.
Lisa Boswell!
You'll have some retarded babies.
Lisa Boswell!
Lisa Boswell!
Lisa Boswell!
Shit, that way you'll get me twice as bad!
This is very exciting.
Now, it's no longer that reality show, right?
Now it's called Trainwreck TV.
Correct.
JJ's done a lot of work on this show.
It is completely different looking than we first discovered it.
Wow, it's got all the bells and whistles and guests and everything going on.
And I was happy to see Lisa was back on the show
That was this morning, right?
Yesterday morning yesterday morning. Yes. I remember I was very excited
I ran to show my wife that Lisa was back and we were celebrating and I think Christian found some clips for us to check out today
So you see what this is like
so Obviously she'd been gone for a while and it was getting really thin in the guest department
as evidenced by the fact that I was on with Helga the day after 4th of July.
So I think Lisa was like, alright enough. I don't care. I'm not feeling well. I'll be back.
So she's like, I gotta save this fucking channel.
Lisa to the rescue.
Yeah, Lisa definitely came to the rescue for that episode. And
the first clip is one that I bolded where Helga welcomes Lisa
back to the show.
Yeah.
And we have Lisa Boswell back. She's back and she's bad. And it's really good to have Lisa back because
she's got interviewing skills that I can't even touch. She's got so many years in broadcasting
that I don't make a patch on her ass. I'm really, really glad to have her back. I'm going to patch on your ass. No, I don't make a patch on your ass.
Anyway, as our guest from Uncle Jack's shack, enough about Lisa.
We can obviously talk about this out there, but that's enough.
All right.
So that's exciting.
Lisa's back.
She's actually following the conversation a little bit.
That's good.
Yeah.
And the next bolded clip is someone in the chat asks if
Lisa missed them because obviously we all missed her. So let's see what she has to say to that.
Go ahead. Lisa, did you miss us? Because we missed you. Yes, I did. I missed you because you missed me. We all missed you.
Lisa Lyst will be on the show.
And she's here. She's back and she's bad.
Listen, I got ready at five o'clock this morning.
I was rolling. Actually, I was getting in about then.
It's funny, April Imholl would also start to get ready for the show at 5am.
Although, very different.
A girl's got to put her face on, Carl.
Yes, I understand.
Knows that, yeah.
I had never heard of Uncle Jack before, but I have nothing to say about him.
I was just glad that Lisa was there.
Lisa tries to-
Is Uncle Jack from the Dammelverse?. I feel like all their guests so far have been
devil verse people. Yeah, I don't know where JJ found
Uncle Jack. He does talk about doing a lot of acid and he's
no he's no, he is definitely no. I think that Uncle Jack might
enjoy being in a room with black people. But so the next
bolded cliff she's trying to leave for a while, Lisa is.
Oh, okay. Yeah, these shows are getting long now too. They used to be 25 minutes.
Yeah. And even then Lisa would be like, all right, are we done now?
Actually, in the clip we just played, Lisa Helga says that Lisa lives for the show. And I think
any of us who have watched the show, usually about the 20 minute mark, she's like, okay,
I don't think she really lives for this show, right? I want dinner. Yeah, I don't think
she lives for the show. I think she realized that there's a lot of times they're talking about stuff
and nobody cares. That's correct. That's correct, Lisa. All right. What's the next clip here? So,
yeah, so this bolded one, she's trying to leave for a while and then she finally comes up with a way to leave. She asked
if they want to see something. So yeah, I think we'll we'll
figure out how she figured out how to get out of the room
driving.
Okay, let's see.
Let me pick up my purse first.
You never see me a person leave a room before.
All right.
You can do this.
All right, Lisa, you got this.
Of course she does.
And?
See?
No need for a cane.
Doing fine.
Doing well.
She uses the walls and the furniture.
Yeah, that's all you need from that one.
Give that one some drumsticks. I want to
hear her play a solo. Let's go. So I'm glad you asked Lucy
because she does come back literally an hour later but I
think it's because she wants breakfast but she does come back
with something missing. Her teeth. Ah that's never good
when she forgets her teeth.
That was fun.
It was good having Lisa back.
Yeah, it was good being back.
Yeah.
Great show.
Thank you for coming today, Lisa.
Oh yeah.
You could keep me away.
Hey Chris.
Would you? Okay, you can keep me away Hey Chris, yeah, what'd ya
She'll be on a little bit longer from now one of these is we'll just be able to do something with just the two of us and
Show show why we were discovered by who are these podcasts?
Yeah, whenever you're ready, you know, we don't have we don't have guests for every day.
So, you know, for every episode, we don't have a guest book.
All right.
Well, I'm excited about that.
So they're saying she'll be back more often.
They don't want to promise anything.
But the idea that Lisa might even be back
has pushed this at the top of my watch list.
Oh, for sure.
This is very exciting.
And people should definitely support Helga and Lisa
and everyone else who's doing some over there.
JJ obviously is running that channel very well.
And I got to get over that merch site.
Oh, I would be needed by the merch.
It's been busy, been busy the last few weeks here,
but definitely got to make an effort on that.
Well, thank you, Christian, for checking out that episode.
Absolutely. And bringing that to us.
You know what? I was checking out last night.
Oh, my God. I could not stop watching the tow.
I wish you weren't a liar.
Now, I know, Christian, you were checking out some stuff from Steel Toe.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to present present what I have and if you have things to fill in the
blanks here and there, just let me know.
Okay.
Absolutely.
And then I'll play what you have as well because something amazing happened last night.
Now, as you guys know, on Thursdays and Fridays, we've had Keanu Thompson and Gino Biscante co-hosting with Aaron Emholt on Steel Tow.
And this has been going on for a few months now. And recently, Aaron came on, and you know, we've had the holidays, and he was off last week, and it's been a little bit crazy. Those guys were on vacation and doing stuff. Aaron
comes on and he explains Gino and Keanu Keke, people call her, are off the show. But it's
because you know, Gino works for compound media, which going through a merger with Gavin
McGinnis's company, censored.tv. And there's a lot going on right now. And so there's a
good chance that they're
not going to be on the show as much anymore maybe they won't be on the show
anymore because they're both just so busy and so Aaron spins this as you
know the usual thing where it's like and I get it man you know they're gonna be
here for our 10 year anniversary show he's doing this live roast of Aaron
Imholte thing that he's putting out
himself roasting himself.
And, uh, he's going to, he wants Chad to come to it and, uh, Gino and
Keanu and had this big blowout with all the seal toe people.
And so I'm watching this yesterday morning where he's talking about all of
this and, uh and there was some
speculation some rumors that maybe it wasn't because of Gino and compound
maybe had nothing to do with that maybe had more to do with the fact that this
restraining order leaked that showed that April was complaining April being
Aaron's most recent ex-wife was complaining to his previous ex-wife
that Aaron was abusive towards her. And you know, it's tough for people to stand by someone
when they're like, well, I don't know what's, what is actually going on? And Aaron just
keeps claiming that it's all bullshit. Horseshit is the word he uses. All horseshit. Were you
watching this last night, Lucy? Oh, yeah. Oh, I couldn't, I couldn't turn it off. It's crazy.
Completely crazy. Because as Keanu goes on live to dish and explain
what's really going on, Aaron was also live,
because he's always out of the internet live.
And so he was learning about some of the stuff in real time
and reacting without getting a chance
to figure out what his narrative was going to be,
which is also kind of funny.
But I want to start with Keanu.
When she was on her show last night,
she started to address this.
She actually watched a clip of Erin from the previous,
or from that morning, I should say,
that someone posted, one of the clip shows posted,
so that she could respond to what Erin is saying.
I couldn't afford to let them keep coming here.
And then I couldn't offer.
You couldn't afford it.
We were trying to be nice to you.
You put us in a very sticky situation
because April was also our very good friend,
but you just got to us first.
You just manipulated and got right to us first
and we hadn't heard from her in fucking weeks.
So we were trying to be there for you, all right?
Also, you could not afford,
what about the weeks where you didn't pay us?
How about those weeks?
And then as soon as we kind of stop answering,
ding, oh, here's $100 for last week.
I'm like, what about this week, this week, this week?
Thanks for the $30 on this week.
All right, doesn't matter. As friends. We would have done it for free.
Don't say you couldn't afford us.
We would have done it out of the kindness of our hearts.
Aaron's come up with multiple excuses and that's how you know someone's lying.
When he just makes up all this shit. Well, you know,
Gino's got this thing going on and Keanu comes with Gino as a package deal and I can't afford them and they're about to get married. So they're very busy. They
got all these different things. So he's got all these different reasons that he's throwing
out there. None of these were communicated to him by either of these people who are his
friends who do his show all the time. Allegedly. Yeah. Kind of weird that he had to sit there
and speculate. And what I want
people to realize as we play these clips, Aaron is full of shit all the time. And what I like about
this is that Keanu points it out and proves it that Aaron's move, and I'm sorry, I'm late to the
party on this. I apologize. Aaron's move is that he makes up wild speculation and then elaborates
on it to the point where it's so far from reality, it's ridiculous,
and then comments on that as if it's reality.
And then by the time you're 20 minutes
into a conversation with Aaron,
he's talking about something that never happened,
never would happen, never will happen,
and really going, why would that be the case?
It's so crazy, while he's hugging himself,
touching everything.
I know, I've been watching this guy, it's so weird. You've been watching been watching this guy. So it's posture is so weird. If he
spends enough time rehearsing this bullshit, this horseshit
this horseshit, right, he will start to believe it. But
meanwhile, as he makes things up with no evidence, he doesn't
ever play clips. One thing Patrick Melton has been doing a
lot lately, I think he stole from me, but I want to have it.
He keeps saying play the clip. If you're going to say that someone someone said this or someone did that
Okay, put it in context. What do you mean?
Could you imagine we did a whole thing? I'm just like stuttering John today. What a fucking it is drooling
Alright, that was a good segment
Next up. So play the clip. I want to see John drooling. I don't but you know what I mean, right?
Get the point. Alright, so yeah, Keanu's come to this realization that she can't believe anything
that he says anymore because now she's the subject matter of what he's talking about.
It's kind of like the news media. And I'm glad that there's been like this whole awakening
in our country recently where they go, oh, they're lying to us. Anytime this has been said for
decades, anytime the news media reports on something. Anytime this has been said for decades, anytime
the news media reports on something that you're doing or something you know intimately about,
you realize how wrong they get it every time. Oh, this article about me is completely
bullshit. Yeah. So are all the other articles. You just don't know all the facts behind it.
But this is what- Yeah, all their stuff about Nick Ricada was right, but this stuff, this is all wrong.
This is the part that's fucked. I don't know.
She's moved in with the rickadas and she's completely addicted to blow which I can't believe
anything this man says anymore. Honestly. I really can't. So and we were like, yeah, buddy, anything
you need me and Gino immediately.
Not that we already weren't.
We were texting April.
We didn't really hear from her.
But of course, and this is, this is where I faltered and apologize to her.
Of course she doesn't want to text back to somebody that's involved with him. And I get that. I completely understand.
But it was a lot of, a lot of non-communication before, but then he dumps that on us, dumps that
on us and pulls at our heartstrings. And Gino and I call us idiots, but we're too nice.
So I will say, and I should bring this up both Countyman, uh, Gino had been on this
show. I'm friends with, uh, with both of these folks. So, you know, obviously I
have my own biases and things like that, but they are very nice people. I've,
I've literally, like, I've never had an interaction with either of these people
where they weren't the sweetest person to be ever. And I was even texting with
Gino while this was happening last night and you know, just just incredibly sweet people who could can be taken
advantage of by an asshole because that's the kind of people they are.
They want to help out.
And they saw that Aaron was like, and I don't know if I have this clip or not,
but at a certain point, she even acts it out where I was like, yes,
the Internet was telling the truth.
She's divorcing me.
She found the paperwork.
They're like, oh, you poor dork. You poor dcing me. She found the paperwork. They're
like, oh, you poor dork. He
poured. She's the word a lot
which is she loves calling him
a dweeb. I like it a lot. He's
such a dweeb. Yeah. So, she's
like, oh, you poor dweeb. Yeah,
we'll help you out. Oh, that's
so sad. So, he's been very
manipulative because he is the
one who's pushing out all of
the agenda, all the information that's getting put out there. The Roketas can't
talk about it because they have pending case. April has been
run through the mud so much. Where is she gonna show up?
Hopefully at all. But you know, you never know. So, this is
where Aaron is explaining, you know, the the other excuse aside
from the I couldn't
afford them and they got the wedding coming up. But this is the compound
merger reason.
So he's going to warp it now. As the reason that we're not doing the show is
that we're so busy with the compound merger, which I ain't a part of compound,
not a part of censored.
I've been on compound shows.
I've never been employed by compound media.
That's all Gino, but he's going to warp it as if, well, okay.
So then this whole horrible thing comes up.
And that's why they're no longer doing our show.
Meanwhile, he's about to say horse shit allegations.
That had nothing to do with it, nothing at all.
No, it's just because we're so busy with this compound
murder and I'm just a stay at home wife.
And all I do is I just, you know, I put my apron on and I just try and support my husband
No, fuck that. Absolutely not had nothing to do with me. So
We're all good. Homie had nothing to do with that, but you can't see past that can you know
Horseshit allegations about me cut which I can't say loud enough
lies lies lies lies lies in correcting correcting correct, but that's a horse **** allegations it's in court documents, there's screen grabs of text conversations going back and forth.
Like all of this stuff that's, we're not speculating
on this, this is a hearsay, this came out.
If this is fake, April was lying, Ashley was lying,
Aaron's the only truth teller in all of this.
And yet we see him lie all the time.
He was lying about the throuple. He was
lying about everything they were doing when April wasn't living at home and he was saying she was
upstairs making candied bacon and she's actually living with the rickadas doing coke and getting
fucked like all of this stuff. And you go, okay, well, you're obviously a liar. You obviously lie
all the time. But then this thing comes out and he's like this is all horseshit
Obviously and he likes to play it off or it's like anyone knows me knows this horseshit every time every time I mean if you know me these guys are going to be they've hung out with him twice
And he's like they know me they know I wouldn't do this like I don't know that
I don't see you when you fight. Yeah spouse. I have never seen you behind closed doors
They probably assume that he's not the kind of guy who's going to hold his arm like that while wearing a clam radio t-shirt.
So yeah, they're learning a lot about him in this minute.
Well, that's the other thing too, is that that that t-shirt is in hot water.
Gino Piscante's shirt.
So even this is being manipulative where he's going.
He's going, yeah, but they're still my friends.
They're not going to show anymore, but we're cool.
They know the allegations are horseshit.
They're not upset about that, obviously.
And Kat is pissed because she's like, Aaron must have known this was going to get out
because this restraining order was filed in January.
So the fact is, like two and a half years ago, it wasn't.
It was less than that. But whatever.
Who cares how long ago it was?
And so Kat is going, well, well you put us in a really bad place
where you got us to be your co-host.
So we alienated our relationship with April.
And you didn't tell us about any of this stuff.
We didn't know that was gonna happen.
And she starts talking about the time
that Aaron was on Misery Loves Company
with Chad Zumach and Kevin Brennan.
And it broke that the
Raketas and April were all arrested.
There was a raid on the house and there was guns and cocaine and children and
they were all arrested.
And the way that Aaron reacted to that, as we watched him react in real time to
his wife at the time, they weren't broken up yet, still married to April, co-host from just a few weeks before this, and the way he was
almost gleeful about them getting
he was relishing in it.
Yes.
Maybe when it was the Kevin Brennan podcast or whatever, when
the mugshots or what have you came out.
And we were just like, he's enjoying this a little bit too much, don't you think? Like we're not retarded.
We can see that this man is sort of like unhinged.
He's like, well, should we get, should we order food?
Like he just was like glowing about it?
That's not how you would react to somebody that you gave a fuck about
That was your wife. I mean my wife was arrested. I'd laugh for a minute, but then I'd be like
All right, we got some shit to figure out here. Don't we?
I'd probably get off the show. All right, Kevin. J. I'm gonna talk to you
I gotta go there's a lot of things to figure out right logistic. I got some food to order
I gotta talk to you. I gotta go. There's a lot of things to to figure out right now. I got some food to order
But no, it's a it's a very good point
With how disingenuous Aaron has been through all of this because he goes from mad about his friend Nick And he wants him to get help and the children and all this stuff. He's like fuck them
They get their comeuppance and so it's very difficult to understand like who is Aaron is he's not a genuine guy It's very difficult to understand like, who is Aaron? He's not a genuine guy.
It's very difficult to figure out. Yeah, I don't think that any of us know the answer to that
question. No, you wouldn't from watching a show because from day to day, what he's communicating
changes. This is a funny thing that Keanu says. I pointed this out when Aaron popped on Chrissy's
show and Keanu was like, yeah, don't be a tough guy it's it's not a good look you look like a dweeb and all this kind of stuff and so
she doubles down on that. Still trying to be a friend to him we didn't know about
any of this we're still trying to be a friend to him and we're gonna do his show
and you know but something about Erin like we know he's unfunny we know that
like that's gonna hurt the most like you're not gonna do my show anymore and Like, we know he's unfunny. We know that like...
That's gonna hurt the most.
Like, are you not gonna do my show anymore
and you're gonna say you're not my friend anymore?
But you're also saying I'm not funny and you do that?
Oh, I'm like that?
And I didn't meet my goal.
You don't have to think I'm funny,
but could you please smash the like button?
Yeah, come on.
Let's knock this one out.
Can you tell me you don't like me on stream labs, Venmo,
memberships? Let's get an unfunny rally going everyone.
He has like zero self awareness. It's something about a like a
it a dweeb with zero self-awareness is endearing.
Sure. Okay.
And then you start to,
it starts to trickle in where you're just like, okay,
he's enjoying this too much.
We can't do this for much longer.
I didn't in my wildest dreams think something like this
would come out.
wildest dreams think something like this would come out. But again, he kinda call us too nice but we were a little bit
manipulated and but we we definitely saw the signs,
didn't see the signs of that but he knew this the whole time.
It's lie after lie after lie. Uh for example. Oh, this is
nuts. This is nuts.
This is nuts right here.
And I think, Canada did a great job with this last night.
Everyone was enthralled by this.
I think this is where she does a great job of really breaking down an example behind
the scenes.
What was going on?
Where you go, okay, no one can trust anything Aaron says on his show ever again, you lose all
credibility with shit like this.
Before the day before, I remember the like the arrest happened, right?
He calls me and says, so I have to tell you something, me and Kayla hooked up a couple
of times. I'm like, oh, okay.
All right.
Whatever.
Our Nick and I mean, I guess, you know, everybody's been saying that you guys were swinging like,
okay, why did you?
And then he goes, I said, are April and Nick hooking up?
He's like, not to my knowledge, no.
I never saw anything like that.
It only happened a couple of times with me and Kayla.
I, all right.
Cut to, he's on fucking Keno Casino going,
we were full, we were wife swapping and da da da da da.
Like, why even lie to me about that?
It's just something always comes out
There's no trusting him. There's no fucking trusting him. I thought he's just a dweeb
She did go on at some point to explain also more about that that he kind of manipulated that and said oh well the reason that I couldn't tell you about the full-on
Swinging is because you know I I didn't want it to get out at that time
It was my it was my ability or maybe he was even fucking saying it was him
Yeah, so people were telling him in his chat that she's saying this kind of stuff
And he responds he's just like well
I couldn't say anything at that point because the arrests hadn't been made yet
Well, I couldn't say anything at that point because the arrest hadn't been made yet. But he's lying again because he was playing that swinging song on his show before the
arrest happened.
He was spelling it all out.
He spelled all of this out.
The drugs, the swinging, the everything about their lifestyle.
He made very clear on his show.
And when you're talking to the pillow guy, I know who you're talking to in real life.
Like you weren't fooling anyone with this stuff. He was doing
it on purpose. It was very obvious. And he came and tell
his friend Keanu off the record. Yeah. Nick's fucking April and
I'm fucking Kayla. He'd be like, I don't know. I'm surprised she
even went on his show ever again after this. How do I talk to a
person like this? Just blatantly lies to me.
Listening to Keanu say that you know about that conversation with Aaron it has me convinced that in his mind
This was the next couple he was gonna try to swing with because he really wanted to fuck Gino
So he was testing the water
So, what do you do when you hate women?
Fuck, dude.
Fuck Gino, specifically.
Specifically Gino, yeah, yeah.
Wear that headband that I like, would you?
Ooh, Viking's headband.
It's hot.
Purple's good on you, Gino.
All right, so then this happens during this broadcast because no one has heard from April.
No one knows where she is, what she's doing.
We only know that there were a couple texts that she sent out to, I think Gino.
And Aaron said that he got a text that was like, you win the divorce, you've ruined my life, everyone hates me.
I'll never work again in this town, like that kind of shit.
It was like, you totally dragged my name through the mud.
I've got nowhere else to go
Congratulations on that and
spoiler on
The next morning, which is this morning Aaron comes on and drags her name to the mud some more because that was his defense to
All of this which is always a smart move. Oh this person whose life I've ruined
There's even more things about it like I relax We get it. You don't like April anymore. But
this is interesting because cano gets a text from April, someone
they haven't had any communication with in a long
time. During this broadcast, so she's watching moments. So I
can get it. It's fine. You guys filled in at a time where I
really needed you. You could also argue that it was unfair for me not to give them an end date when they could stop getting up at five
In the fucking morning, right?
So and with this censored thing
Hanging over his head. Okay, honestly, I think the censored thing even if there wouldn't have been those that those bullshit allegations
Yep. Okay. Okay. Okay
You just gotta those that those bullshit allegations. Yep. Okay. Okay. Okay. Sorry.
I just got a very I just got a not gonna read it.
I'm not gonna tell you what it is.
Just got a big text message.
Also hit the like button.
Let me just look at this really fast to know which makes me
happy. It's obviously. Yeah. That's really fast to know she makes me happy
It's obviously yeah, can't was distracted reading a very long taxes just coming from April and she's liking what she's reading
I'm not going to
Okay, give the G note to read
This made me really happy all right, Okay. I can only skim through that
right now. But uh.
Alright.
So obviously, April is saying
I'm glad you're finally realizing what's going on here.
I never wanted to
not be your friend anymore, but I couldn't under the
circumstances. You're doing a show with this guy.
He's trying to ruin my life. He's trying to ruin the lives
of the people that I live with. or supposedly, who knows allegedly, at
sometime, one point. So, Aaron makes up the story that he goes,
Yeah, I wasn't sure what my status was with Gino and Keanu.
I hope they wouldn't believe these bullshit allegations. But
I wasn't sure. And then I talked to Keanu this morning. I just I feel so much better. He
went on the show and he goes, I talked to Keanu. I feel so much
better. So she addresses that.
Wasn't really cutting it for me. So I said, you know what? I
don't know, man, maybe don't address it. We hung up the
phone. He goes right on his show. I feel so much better because I called him and he goes hello
because he was
Fucking messaging us and messaging us and we're like
We're not answering you. We don't know what to fucking think
He was hello and and then he uses me as this sort of like female
Security blanket will if Keanu has my back, then all women must.
No, you're the exact kind of dude I fucking don't like.
Exact, okay?
You're no longer to me just some like fucking,
like unaware dweeb, okay?
There it is.
That was endearing.
I'm not saying we didn't have fun times with you,
but then to warp my words like that and to use me
Is fucked up. I mean, it's just not what I said you misinterpreted it or which I don't believe that
You just fucking warped it and warped it and warped it
So that's very interesting right there because now you see what Aaron's up to he comes on his show and he goes guys
because now you see what Aaron's up to. He comes on his show and he goes, guys, listen, it kinda looks like I'm in the show anymore, but she loves me and everything's good.
They, you know, they got their wedding coming up. I couldn't be happier for those kids and
everything's good. And then, you know, he comes out a few hours later and goes,
fuck that. That's not true at all. The reason why we haven't getting back to him,
he's been texting them over and over and over again. They're not getting back to him. They're
just like, Jesus Christ, get the hint, body. We're done. We're out of
the air and evil business. Come on. We don't want to be toes anymore. Finally. Oh yeah.
No, no. I talked to her and it's all good now. Things are good. And she also went on
to say that all women like me, I'm good with all females. He's insane. So after that, Aaron shits on April,
which is always fun to do.
First, you know, somewhere around there. And a couple others when my Thursday Friday cohost
wasn't feeling well. I would do a lot of solo Thursdays and Fridays towards the end. So he wasn't feeling well.
You fucking love that.
You ate up every fucking moment of everybody fucking shitting on her.
Everyone.
And I'm not none of you in the chat either probably are innocent.
Okay.
I've never called her fucking mega mind.
I've never fucking you know
You know poked and poked and poked in her you failed as a husband putting her on the internet in general and I fucking I
Fuck you when she wasn't feeling well, okay?
Fuck off you put her in that situation you put her in a lot of terrible situation, which you wasn't feeling well.
So good on her. Yeah, no, exactly. He's the one driving to the Riketas to do blow all weekend. And then he drives back
and um, April's not ready for the show today. It's like, yeah,
man, maybe change up your lifestyle a little bit takes two
to drive to the Riketas.
up your lifestyle a little bit takes two to drive the Roketa so that the question comes up because as I mentioned, Steel Toe is doing this big 10 year anniversary show. It's a local show in Minnesota
and he wants to do the roast of Aaron at it. And he's wondering, well, obviously, Gino and Keanu,
they can't do my show anymore.
Early Thursdays, early Fridays. I get it. But I'm sure they're still going to come to the
anniversary show. That obviously means we're doing something right. So onward and upward,
I will say this Gino and Keanu welcome on this show anytime. As're good, homie, we're good. As far as I know, anniversary show, still a go.
Okay.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
My question.
As far as their wedding and stuff like that,
I mean, obviously until they tell me.
You mean the anniversary show where you like,
there's a great episode of um the office where Michael
Scott who is the most unaware person of all time right we love Michael Scott because it's it's just
acting he throws himself a roast who throws themselves a roast that is this unaware?
Okay?
Come on, man.
Come on.
I thought that was very well articulated by Keanu.
I'm sure Aaron's writing all the jokes for everyone.
Yeah.
Keanu's just like, and you know he'd be the guy to be like, all right, now you're supposed
to say something nice about me, right? But you really do love me. That's at this point
Now I want Keanu and Gino to do it. Oh, totally
They should do it. It got even said she goes
I've been waiting for this rose too and it sucks cuz there's so many funny things I can say about this dweeb
You don't even have to use that material just talk about what a shit eddie is
Yeah, give it to Chad Zuback and a thousand bucks for a plane ticket
Sure would be cool about whatever she said he seems like he can
laugh at himself that's the one you take away from Aaron Emholdt he can always
laugh at himself yeah sure he'll be fine all right so I mean this really does
prove though that Aaron just makes up fiction in his head and just explains
things that aren't real so anyone who's listening to Aaron and going,
oh, I wonder what Aaron's take is on Aaron.
Don't bother.
It's a giant waste of time.
Oh, I have Aaron's response now from the next morning.
Before I do that though, you have a clip, Christian,
where it's Aaron reacting to this on his show
while this is happening.
Yes, and this is the only version of it I could find. It's
my steel toe number one clip. But well, I think it's it's
worth playing because he drags somebody into this. I don't
think Aaron wanted to drag him into this. There's someone in
the chat who might be able to comment on whether or not I
smart.
I have a missy bees response to this that I will show
You for sure. So
This is mule posted this on Twitter and like right you said Christian
This is someone filming themselves watching this so you will is mules reacting to your mules reaction to this
But you'll get the gist of it. maybe we'll make that tonight's theme just women
just fucking going off and being pissed about shit that's what we'll do that'll be tonight's
uh repertoire there we go if you will okay anthony jimmy admitted to biting his girlfriend
but i guess he didn't get this same kiano episode no episode. No. Anthony actually abused a woman. You know, you
deserve it.
Mules reaction really makes it totally for sure. So let me play
this because this is then from the next day.
Wait, is that the last clip you were going to play of Keanu from that stream?
Yes.
Because I have my clip four is basically where she's done talking about Keanu.
I'm sorry about Steel Toe.
I don't like the things that I'm hearing and I hate to do this to yet another person that allegedly abused a woman,
but you're no longer a part of our wedding or invited to it at all. So wish you the best,
but us not being on your show had nothing to do with the compound merger and you know what?
It's just another win for the toe, I guess
Anyway, that's all no Minnesota show no
No wedding not happening throw your
invitation in the garbage
throw your invitation in the garbage
This is perfect little cherry on top for
What was funny about that is that her and even said he goes if they don't mean that want me at the wedding Cuz I'm a distraction I get it it catches. What the fuck with this. This is such a big celebrity
You're like, oh my god, they're in it. Well, it's here. Whoa, this is too much
She goes off on that so many times. It was amazing every single time that we get as the bride
Yeah, it's not like he's gonna steal her thunder. No, it's her wedding
She was like, yeah, my second cousins are gonna know who you are
Right, so stupid. All right, so you saw that Aaron had to go to the Anthony also had a domestic abuse issue.
And so gosh, I don't know why they're all upset with me when they also know Anthony.
He's also wearing the Anthony shirt.
Yeah.
And Missy B comments on that.
So this is the clip from Mule that he posted.
And Missy responds with, when Aaron Amole admitted to me on Chrissy Mayer's show that he made his living by ripping off Anthony,
I didn't think he'd go as far as domestic assault with his own woman.
Which was very funny. I gave Missy the thumbs up for that.
Method acting.
And then Anthony got involved.
Yup.
And this is Anthony's tweet responding to this
So somebody said smart move turn on Kumeya what adult and Anthony says right?
When everyone was blasting this guy for losing his wife to a cokehead I didn't say anything then he tries throwing me under the bus as a way to take some heat off himself. Fuck that. He's an asshole
Totally agree with you and I'll explain why I agree with that. It's
because of when Aaron was on the show the next morning and someone brought up this tweet
to him, this was his response to it.
I paid them every single week they were on. Gonzo with two bucks says, Cumbia was trashing
you on X.
Any response?
He hates you.
Well, look, he's team Keanu and Gino.
I mean, first off, thank you, Gonzo.
Thanks for getting that in at two bucks too.
I love that.
So insulting.
Why wouldn't he get there back?
He got mad because I made the comparison.
I'm like, so you get the word
that I might be an abuser guy and I just made the comparison
Anthony admitted to biting a woman.
I mean that's an apples to apples comparison.
I didn't I deny it.
It didn't happen.
I never fucking head butted or choked anybody.
He admitted to this other thing.
All I'm saying is one gets a pass.
One's a piece of shit.
If that upsets him, that's fine. That's okay. That is a
legitimate question that by the way, I understand why they're
upset. There's no fucking good answer to it.
Actually, there is and I'll explain it to you, Aaron. So the
difference is, and obviously, Anthony regrets what happened
with that relationship. Danny Brand was pushing all of his buttons as much as possible and trying to get a reaction
out of him and got a reaction out of him. And Anthony fessed up to it and did a
stint in rehab. I remember his show was off the air for 28 days. It was a bummer
for all of us. But Anthony never denied things. He never called everyone else a
liar. And Aaron even said that while he's doing this. He never called everyone else a liar.
And Aaron even said that while he's doing this, he's just like,
no, you guys are mad at me for something, which I deny.
So Anthony didn't say, well, what about this other guy?
Yeah, right. Anthony didn't throw anyone under the bus.
What about this other abuser guy?
He didn't say it was anyone's fault, but his.
He was in a very bad relationship with a psycho,
and she finally pushed him to a limit that
was too far and they never talked again. You know, like Danny Brand wanted to get Anthony
in trouble and she did and Anthony had to, you know, do his time and rehab or whatever.
But he got a bite in and that was the that was the end of it and Aaron is sitting there
going, I mean, gosh, how come you guys obviously just like him more than me?
He played favorites.
Yeah, right. Playing favorites.
You're like, there's a very big difference.
You haven't had a good explanation.
That was the other thing that Keanu was saying.
It's like when these allegations came out and we're seeing all the court documents,
she's like, he never gave me a good explanation for it.
And just saying everyone's a liar is not a good response.
Speaking of liars, we've often pointed out that stutcho thinks everyone is as stupid as stuttering correct
Aaron doesn't come off that stupid, but I think he thinks everyone is stupid
He thinks he can manipulate everyone and it's interesting
When he went on MLC to talk to Chad Zumach for the first time after these two have been at war
In a battle, it's gotten quite ugly.
It's why he is the mud shark.
It's because he went straight for Aaron's family, the kids, the ex-wife, the ex-wife's book,
like all this kind of stuff. And Aaron and April were very taken aback.
Remember he was going to fuck April and all this kind of stuff.
Like he really went after these two and Aaron did not like that.
He thought Chad was a giant piece of **** But then all of a sudden they're on MLC
and they're joking and they're friendly and Aaron wants to get
Chad to his roast now. He thinks he can charm and manipulate
everyone. Mm hmm. That's kind of his thing. So, when it doesn't
work for him, he's wildly confused by it. Yeah, and out
of ideas. And out of ideas. Here's an idea. Fess up. Tell us what's really going on. If he had April back on
his show to talk about this, would that be the most watched? I think we would have to wait a long
time for that. The most watched stream in the dabbleverse. It must be exhausting to remember
all these lies. Well, okay, that's a perfect segue into this next clip because I had a message
with with Tukey and Melton about this because he says something.
I'm like, wait, this is patently false.
I know this isn't true.
So this is response.
He's talking about this leak document that came out about the spousal
abuse that was in the restraining order that Ashley LaRue was ex-wife filed.
Good morning. Boy, I tell you what, I know a lot of people are tuning in and they're licking their
chops and they're wondering, oh boy, how. When it comes to Gino and Keanu, I will tell you right now, you may be
disappointed. I'm going to high road this one.
I'm not going to take a flame thrower to anyone.
I'm not going to exact my vengeance because I know what happened.
And it's not. Unfortunately, I know they're not going to like to hear this.
It's not unlike what happened to me for months.
Are you the victim?
Let's find out.
Maybe he's the victim of all of this.
I wouldn't have thought so, but maybe that's what's going on here.
It's in months and months.
Um, I get it.
People can be persuasive.
Funny thing is I never tried to be persuasive.
I always openly said, don't take sides.
I openly said, case sera sera, whatever will be will be.
I also said, your kid tested positive for cocaine?
What were they pouring the coke in her hair? Were they meshing it into her hair like a shampoo?
How did she get all that coke in her hair? Why are you spilling your coke on your child's head?
Why are you doing that? Also, I told you to never take sides, but if you have to take it,
I have a recommendation. I told you never take sides, but if you have to take I have a recommendation
And I only gave my side of this
going on
So of course he's the victim, but he says it in a heroic way Oh, yeah, and it gets even more her wrong will you play the rest of those?
moving onward and upward oh
well, I
Will say I do believe
Oh, well, I will say I do believe that somebody who's facing legal charges right now had something to do or at least pointed someone in the right direction to leak that document.
Okay, so now he's accusing Nick Ricada of getting this document on Kiwi Farms.
Now remember, the same person on Kiwi Farms who posted this also posted the Nick Ricada
stuff of him
getting arrested.
But whatever.
Let's see where he goes with this.
To get at me.
And I think that's a real scumbag move.
But like I said this week, watching other people get more desperate or more sad or less
successful doesn't help me.
It doesn't improve my life at all.
So I do have my suspicions.
I knew it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. What are you going to do? Because it did have
the intended effect. It does come together like a, like a perfect symphony. I will say
that, but it's cause you know, it's funny. Both of the documents didn't come out. Just the one and just the cherry picked parts
that made me look terrible.
Right.
Not the one of someone calling a little boy a retard.
That part didn't come out.
We didn't get that document
where a woman called a small boy a retard.
Or a picture of the boy.
Or the clips and everything of somebody talking
about masturbating while somebody else dies.
Okay, so that was the thing right there.
So now Aaron is saying that this restraining order,
where the restraining order was about how Ashley
didn't want April driving the kids.
That was part of it.
And Ashley LaRue pointed out in that thing,
I mean people should read it now that Aaron's changing what it's in
it. I would never tell people to do this. But now that Aaron's
lying about it, you probably should read it. Basically, what
happened is, April and Ashley formed a very close bond. And
they were bonding over the fact that they were both in a
relationship with Aaron and knew how shitty that was. Aaron found
out about it, got in the middle of it, stopped that from
happening, and made sure they didn't have a relationship
anymore at all. To the point where Ashley LaRue is watching
the Steel Toe Morning Show with Erin and April, April making
jokes about Ashley dying and her flicking her bean to it, because
she's so excited about watching this seaward die. And when he
said this, he goes, that part's not a part of the leak. It shows they're out to get me.
I went, hold on a second.
I think I'm following this story.
So I messaged my friends there and I go, I heard you guys talking about this.
Wasn't this in the document?
Yes.
Yes, it was.
Because I knew about it.
So now he's just gaslighting himself or gaslighting the audience.
It's very possible he never even looked at it and someone told him, yeah, no, it just
says this stuff in it.
Oh, well, what the fuck?
There's other stuff in there too.
No, it was all in there.
It was the whole thing.
So I think he's lying.
Also, by the way, saying I know it was you, Fredo, when you're the guy who allegedly called the police on your best friend and your then wife.
He's talking about people betraying him.
Yeah, he's the Fredo.
Right. Exactly.
Yeah, he's not understanding the plot here.
Missy B says, was the boy Aaron?
Cardiff says, they're treasuring my kids.
Oh, boy. A lot of parallels going on over here.
Did you catch in the last clip
that Johnny actually said something?
No.
Oh, he went.
I missed it.
Oh, right.
Poor Johnny.
I saw him smoking a joint at one point.
I didn't realize he talked.
His co-host, Johnny and Matt,
just bring nothing to the table.
And I can't even blame him.
I wouldn't know how to react to this either. I like it't even blame them. I wouldn't know why I acted this either
I like it when Johnny is like, I don't know the answer to that. Yeah, that's like y'all he does
You know, I wouldn't hit April. He's like, yeah, I don't know man. I haven't followed any of that
I don't know man. You guys had a lot of fights. I don't know perfect co-host
He even Aaron even explained at one point, the kids came upstairs, they're screaming at each other
and they're like forehead to forehead, like face to face, like faces touching, yelling at each other.
But we're not supposed to believe that there was any contact made or anything happened that was
physical. Like, I don't know, you're the one who's describing these arguments as being like crazy or deals. So seems like it's possible. But remember, Aaron is the victim and people
can't believe that someone who's as big and strong and important as Aaron could possibly
be the victim. But it's true. And I had to live through it. But if you're a guy and you're
six foot four and you're a big loud brash guy, if you say
you were psychologically abused, everyone can just blow past that.
They can brush past that.
That doesn't matter.
That doesn't happen.
But if one person who when it fits their PR profile can come out and allege things, well,
I mean, Jesus, it's beyond reproach.
This is insane.
This is, and this is how the show started.
Like, this isn't 30 minutes in,
he's trying to grasp at straws.
Like right at the very beginning, he's just like,
I was psychologically abused.
No one's worried about me.
We're not, true.
But also, that doesn't answer the question.
Right.
Like, why are you lying?
Why do you continue to lie about this?
The sprinkling of excuses.
Is such a tell.
Yes.
Well, I mean, I didn't do it, but also my friends said I didn't do it, and I talked to so and so, and they said I wouldn't do it, and then it gets into smearing April.
So now, all of a sudden, Aaron's new best friend is April's ex's brother.
I mean, only in Minnesota folks.
Why not?
So now we're going to find out that, oh no,
April's just the worst person ever. That's why.
Oh,
wow.
This actually might be something I have to talk about.
I was dating the sister of April's ex-boyfriend. I heard about him and her
I even get that right. That's so good
dating the
Sister of April's ex-boyfriend
Who's he talking about? It's all Minnesota. Let us know. Okay the sister
The sister, why would he know? He's from Minnesota.
Cause he knows everybody in Minnesota.
He's back there looking at you just like, no.
Well I know he loves to keep tabs on all the steel-toe stuff.
That's why I thought we'd bring Cardiff in.
Cardiff, you know these people?
No, fuck them.
Okay.
I do have to say this is pretty on par with what happened between those two.
Devon was the nicest guy who bent over backwards for her and all everyone heard was
Devin is a monster. He's so mean blah blah even manipulated him to getting rid of his
dog so he could get a dog she wanted. So fuck canoe for falling for her shit. Sorry you're
going through this. Unfortunately went through the same shit with Devin's sister long live the toe long live the toe long live the toe
long live the toe
long live the toe
long live the toe
long live the toe
long live the toe
long live the toe
long live the toe
long live the toe
long live the toe
long live the toe long live the toe t-shirts for the 10th anniversary.
And interesting, and you know what's weird about it?
It confirms a lot of my suspicions.
Oh, does it?
April would shit talk the hell out of this guy.
He did weed all the time, he didn't care about me,
he wasn't a good guy, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. He was bad to me. So on
and so forth. And I had someone said to me, they go, I look at a picture of Devin and
they said, he looks like a genuine, just all American, you know, good guy.
There you go. Someone said they saw a photo of him. He's like a good guy. April says he's not.
I mean, she was just in a relationship with him for years, but what does she know?
What does she know?
It's going to get to him fast enough.
At some point if your Johnny crutches though, don't you go like, all right enough. I mean,
should we talk about the fact that the president's a retard? I mean, should we talk about anything
that people are interested in except for your ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend's brother's
sister? People are interested in this but I don't know why Johnny Crutches doesn't
push back a little bit. Be like whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second. Now we're just taking a
sister's brother's boyfriend's ex's word. He looked reasonable. The most he pushed back was
saying I don't know anything about this. Yeah, right. He doesn just want to talk about yeah, it's like he was hold on a second is it possible
That eras also physically abusing Johnny crutches, and that's why he's so afraid
That's the crutches part
Crutches we don't know
That's why he's in his safety escape pod. He's like you can't hurt me anymore. So you've got arms don't you?
He's like the Rob Saul of this show
So one more clip about how amazing Aaron is and how terrible April was blah
I mean, I you can't argue that I didn't bend over backwards for this person. I opened up my family, which she drove a wedge between. I opened up my show. I gave her a job. I hired her, you know, to come over here and do this show with me because I hate my job. It's so terrible. My body's breaking down. It's awful. I said, do you want to come beyond the show? Yes, I'd love that. It's weird because I remember not that long ago, just a couple of months where he goes,
I never should have brought it up on my show. That was my fault. That's my narcissism. I thought
I should have bring it on the show, but there was no reason to do that. Now he's patting himself
on the back for it. It's amazing. Everything he does is actually great. It turns out. I thought
it was terrible. I thought I was wrong. Turns thought I was right yours I was right. I'm great
I wish I had his optimism back to him charming
Thinking that you can charm everyone. Yeah, he really thinks his words have influence over people correct. Yeah, correct
Well, I'm saying they don't we have evidence
I mean, there's a super chat on the screen that I don't know if he's gonna read but somebody asks how slamp
He's dealing with this still together. Yeah, that's that's the the new girlfriend. Oh, yeah. She totally believes me
Yeah, well, I haven't choked her yet. Yeah
allegedly
She wears a motorcycle helmet in the house, but still she believes me
But still she believes me. Unrelated.
She thinks I was good on her.
And then when the going got tough I was an asshole for putting her on the show.
Every time I would have a problem and I would say she did something that hurt me.
And by the end of the argument I was the monster, I was the piece of shit.
I was the one who'd done something wrong.
It sounds like this was a theme.
I don't think that came out the way you wanted it to.
Interesting.
Yeah, right. I was a monster. I was one to do something wrong. It's like a theme. All right, someone could clip that.
Wait a second.
I don't think Johnny Crutches hears a word he's saying. He's looking down. He's stroking his beard.
He's just like, all right, just say my name if you need anything out of me.
Johnny Crutches would make more money working at Taco Bell
That he makes doing this like I don't know why he would be interested in any of those Free food wait you get free food when you work there, too. I mean I can steal it at least should we?
Can you steal from a better place yeah, can we pick a different restaurant?
There's no such thing obviously obviously. Obviously. All right. One more clip from this because Aaron
decides so this is this morning. So this is the day after
Keanu and Gino go fuck you. You're an asshole. Go fuck
yourself. We're done with steel toe. So this is where Aaron
decides, you know what, now's a good time to read a letter that
my 10 year old daughter wrote to me. Oh. I can't think of a more douchey thing to do or transparent
thing to do.
But again, he's going to try to get worked up and choked up
about this.
This is this kid who can't sing, right?
It's that one.
Yeah.
OK.
Does it also end with another win for the toe?
Another win?
Hey, dad, you're doing a great job.
Another win for the toe.
You've heard family saying that. Another win for the toe. The entire family's saying that now.
Along with the toe.
So this is the letter from his daughter.
One thing that really turned me around
and told me that the internet is horse shit
and internet people are phony and this and that was.
I have to point this out.
Patrick brings this up all the time.
Internet people, the internet is bullshit and internet people are phony
When the internet people are giving him money, they're great
They're the best people when the internet people are saying you're lying and you're liar. You're not very good at your show
That's the internet. What are you gonna do? I mean, it's internet
It's not real people when the internet people are real human people in front of them he is allegedly beating them
So, you know, yeah the internet people I can't put you back
The internet people give me three hundred dollars in an hour I don't have to punch any of them, right
It's just so bizarre to me. It's like the internet's not
Outside of the world. It's part of our world
Whether they listen to on the radio or the internet
or they see you on TV, still people, it's all people.
Problem with the internet
is that it's a two-way communication channel.
And that's what a lot of these people don't like.
So a letter I actually got from my daughter last week.
And it's really, I think I got this Monday or Tuesday,
turned my entire outlook and my whole life around and it kind of taught me
What's important and who he's learning life lessons on a daily basis to this point?
It's crazy 37 year old just like I finally figured out
Why I'm on this planet and what to be excited about life now you did
Loves you and all of that and that's why a lot of this stuff just really can't
Knock me down. My that's why a lot of this stuff just really can't knock me down.
My daughter wrote me a letter.
And it was on a day where I was having a tough time.
So it was like Monday.
Wednesday, everything just kind of snapped into place for me.
It's bizarre too.
She writes, dear toe.
Yeah, that's weird too, because he's constantly saying, like things are good. I'm good now. Things are great. I got slam piece. I got my
Elanon meetings, I'm killing it and then he comes back and just like I was having a really fucking rough day yesterday
Things are really bad, but no things are great again like are things bad now, too
It's a rollercoaster. Yeah, it sounds like when you were telling me they were great yesterday they weren't great, so now I'm confused.
And this is gonna be tough. If I cry like a little bitch, you know, don't be like April and yell at me.
God, fucking stealing my bit again. Everybody, I...
I went through a lot of effort and personal shame to establish the I'm the cry like a bitch guy.
I know.
The funny thing that's going on in the show is that Aaron wants to cry and can't.
And Johnny Crutch doesn't want to cry and can't stop.
It's a blubbering mess.
Irony.
It's kind of funny.
This is why he never talks.
Yeah, right.
Johnny Crutch, what do you think about this article?
Buh!
I hate my life!
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The ten-year-old are gonna be accused of all sorts of things now by Aaron. Oh, all right. Let's get back on track
Just don't be on your phone and don't be on your desk
Did he follow any of those instructions or advice at any point?
We don't be on your phone and don't be on your desk Did he follow any of those instructions or advice at any point?
We don't want to remember you as a dad who was sad
Stay off it and remember. I love you so much
Jesus loves you your daughter. I love dad
The daughter's gonna cry I'm sad the daughter's name is I love dad. I don't know about that. The daughter's gonna cry. I'm sad.
The daughter's name is I love dad.
I'm gonna name my kids that.
That's awesome.
He's not a narcissist at all.
What a weird letter to write. We don't want to remember you as a sad dad.
Dude.
On Saturday we brought up, he talks about suicide a lot.
Yes. And he loves coming across to the kids a little bit. Yeah Wow
I didn't think about that angle because yes, he loves to threaten self-harm and you guys
You're like nobody we weren't thinking about that thinking about that at all
Believe this is a letter from his kid Carl. I don't
I don't believe this is a letter from his kid Carl. I don't
Something like this oddly enough that letter is in night Melendez's handwriting
You claim to be reading from at first it said sincerely Aaron
Do you make sense where she put that so, when Aaron like threatens self-harm
and stuff like that, it's like, no, no, no,
the answer is not that.
It's getting away from the internet.
It's getting a different job where you can't be insulted
by strangers all day, because you don't handle that well.
This might not be for you.
It might not be for you.
Look at how Christian takes it.
He's a champ over here.
Carl, again, I'm not following the steeltoast saga very well
But this is the guy who wasn't on instagram for over a year
Until the week after all this shit started and started posting pictures of his kids on instagram
He posted a video of him and his daughter singing karaoke just to rub it in nick rickadis face
That he still has his kids. Yeah, that's his next shirt. He's going to have the kids on there.
He's got the Anthony shirt, the Clam Radio shirt.
Charlotte.
And she put these little stickers in there.
Also, could you imagine writing your dad a heartfelt letter
if this was real, which obviously is not,
because everything he says is a lie,
and then your dad reads it on the show
that you're telling him to get away from? Like, dad are you fucking missing the point another stutcho parallel? Yes
My kid says it's too toxic get away, right?
And I said I love my kid as too much money and I can't stop
This is literally creating content around a theoretical child saying please don't create more content. Yes
It's insane if Aaron was talking to a therapist once a
week, like he says he does, he should bring this to the
therapist and say, I read this letter from my daughter telling
me to stop doing this thing that's driving me insane on the
show. And now people are goofing on that. And it's driving me
insane. Oh, did you listen to yourself just now? Yeah. I'll
write it down if you want me to like this is probably something
You could pick up pretty quickly, right?
She brought these with her that day cuz she knew I was having a tough time and
It one of them is Psalm 147 3
He heals the broken-hearted and binds up their wounds
47 3 He heals the broken-hearted and binds up their wounds
Religious Aaron is my least favorite Aaron down these found God religious stickers are my least favorite
Strawberry fucking shortcake
Imagine
Imagine that your ten-year-old needs to be the rock. Yeah, Dan. I know you're going through it. I'm here for you
We could do this together. It's like Aaron, you
got to not let your kids know that you're depressed about the
internet. They shouldn't know that you should be putting on a
brave face and you should be worried about their feelings.
Should be worried about they're getting along.
And the other one is from Isaiah 43 to when you go through deep
waters, I will be
with you. And that's from a fucking 10 year old. That's
amazing. So dismissive.
10 year old guys. Can you believe that?
I love dad like that.
If his daughter really had written that letter, she would
have been like, you know, it's like the Paw Patrol always says no pup is too big. No pup is too small. Love you, Dad.
All right. I saw in the chat people want to talk about Vince, the lawyer trying to serve John today. We should definitely get into that. I think this is what I don't even know what you're talking about. It was just a delivery.
Probably delivery. We're gonna do it. We took the science
Alright, I want to start off by going back in time for a second. Someone posted this on Daebler's Anonymous and it's just such a perfect example of who
John is as a person.
So this is back when he's going city to city doing a stand up show.
He's got to promote it on morning TV and morning radio.
You guys remember when he was in Iowa and he went on
that radio show made fun of the guy for not having having a leg a leg you guys again i know i don't
have a leg so this show is what time tonight is it's like yeah but dude i mean what you put a
sneaker on that thing he's like yeah i know i buy sneakers like you do they come too in a pair so
anyway uh your show is well seriously you're in a wheelchair prison right sneakers like you do. They come to spend a second with them. And so this is an example of him being on this morning show
and he thinks that the segment ends.
He doesn't realize that on their Facebook channel,
they keep the cameras rolling.
And so we get to see exactly what this asshole is up to.
Ha ha ha.
We're gonna include show times
and how you can get tickets for his shows on our website
that's cbs4local.com click on the just for fun tab. John thinks they aren't taping anymore.
My favorite John. Yep. And if you want to come I'll be I don't know. I'm welcome. Yeah no I'll
put you on a list obviously. You know you bring whatever you want. Are you married? No, I'm not married.
Did you have a boyfriend?
I'm dating a little bit.
Are you on Tinder and matching and all that?
No, I have done it.
He went there so quickly.
You want to come to my show tonight?
You can bring whoever you want. Did you want to bring someone?
It would be cool if you didn't.
Do you like anal?
Yeah, I know. He almost got there why they cut him off
before you get to that
you know I would do one more interview so this point that I have I'm sorry after
this yeah I'll tell you I know we do one more segment where you do one more
interview yeah but you know but you can certainly ask me about the book. Okay, I'll ask you about it.
Are we still live?
Yeah, I think so.
We're live on Facebook.
This is so funny, it's like we're, I don't realize, okay, this is what we'll talk about
next.
This is how it works.
So, tell me a little bit about your book.
Well, it's a triumphant comedic romp.
I forget the words that he uses. And you can read the PDF of it for free.
Who are these misinformation, disinformation coming in right now.
This is crazy.
Before we get to what happened today, I do have that but worlds
are colliding right now. As you know,
blind Mike is on the list of people who are getting sued, and
also going to federal prison. And I don't think john's doing a
great job of describing which is going to happen first. Because
the FBI is involved. But also he's got he knows a lawyer, he's
talked to a lawyer, he knows the lawyer's name, we're gonna get
served. He does confuse criminal and civil a lot. Yeah, he does do that. So this is blind Mike.
He's you know, if people don't know this, he's on the Kirk
Minahan show twice a week. Wide Mike used to work for bar stool.
He's been a part of this for a very long time. Great member of
that shows team and Kirk Minahan's a big deal.
Kirk has a very big show and all the Minna fans out there
know what I'm talking about.
So this is John explaining that he doesn't know
who Kirk Minahan is.
All the files that have been completed with the FBI,
all the files completed with LAPD,
you have committed a felony, Lady K, you as well, Shitware, you as well, felony. Lady K you as well. Shit wear you as well. Michael
Geary you as well and Kirk Minihan whoever the fuck you are. You think you're all cool and shit.
You're not. You're a loser. Nobody knows you but so again, just missing the mark every fucking time.
Here's a guy with a much bigger show than any of us. He's like no one knows who you are. You're a
loser.
Do a little bit of fucking research into these people before you say shit like that.
So Mike goes on Kirk show.
And Kirk wants to talk about this a little bit, which is fun.
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Well, you can't know where I'll be testifying
I reached out to him and he just replied
Blind mic is getting sued no comment
I gotta say I looked I was not a bit I looked at it and I'm actually on John's side I think. Is that right?
No, I don't know.
From what I watch I feel like it makes more sense for me to take his side.
I did nothing wrong.
All right, so Kirk's having some fun with it and he goes on to say that he actually
wants to get involved in this lawsuit.
Everyone wants to get involved in this lawsuit.
I jumped in.
I couldn't wait to get into this lawsuit.
I don't know, Coleman's...
Big stuff happened.
Yeah, I don't know what the hell is going on.
When's a lawsuit, is a lawsuit like a Kirk Minhan lawsuit not actually going to happen?
Well, it's a lot like the Kurtitone lawsuit, it seems.
Well, except Kurtitone was wrong.
Other than that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
But it does seem similar to that, except for the fact that I didn't report it.
I know many of the have been a fan.
Many people listen to the show also.
But give everyone a brief summation so I know when everybody else knows what's going on.
You guys probably know this part, but obviously Kevin Meaney's daughter recorded a conversation with John.
Sure, we all know that.
And I'm only going off what John said.
She's in a one-party consent state and released the tapes.
California?
No, she's in New York. Oh, she's in New York
John was in California the time
So she released the tapes New York is a New York is I believe rights one part
I believe because we had some John has said that yeah
We've had some issues with Steven that season one the case dropped state New York. Yes, right, right, right, right. So
She is so John people started playing the clips and John started threatening to sue them
So I found a clip on Twitter second Mike. I'm sorry
Enough, okay
Turn it down to not just we're trying to get through the show. Okay, I get excited. Thank you
Good, so I found a clip on Twitter of like John Photoshopped as Tony Soprano
Setting the call and I was like, these clips are all over the place. Like, I can just play it now on my show,
and he's like, well, you're added to the lawsuit.
So, I'm going down.
When he puts Michael Geary in the tweet, then it's real.
That was devastating.
He goes, there's a great clip where he goes,
Michael Geary, I bet you didn't think
I knew your last name, did you?
He's good.
G-E-A-R-Y.
He's good.
He's good.
And there's also a great clip where,
so people are trolling him now, and they go,
you know, you're in trouble.
Blind Mike's real estate source is Dave Cullinane.
And he goes, I guess Dave Cullinane
isn't very good at real estate.
Well, we know that's a, I'm a lawsuit.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
I suspect this lawsuit is not gonna see a courtroom.
You don't think so? I don't. I'm nervous. Put me on
the lawsuit to Sutter and John.
You can have my spots.
Well, at least we actually know Kirk's name. So yeah, so John
was calling him Kurt. I got that coming up in just a second. But
remember, this lawsuit that is supposedly happening, but who do we just lose just now?
Chris, Christian. Oh, no, no.
I was hoping I was hoping.
I know. You you and Drew peanuts.
I'll work on that in just a second. John keeps saying, and this is his new thing
now is that these AI calls I'm playing, he claims they're not AI.
He keeps saying, he goes, you know, that's my real voice.
I'm like, well, no, I put in a bunch of prompts in an app that I have that can create these types of things.
And I made these AI calls between John and Kate. I mean, it's just for fun, recreational use.
You know, I'm not sitting here saying that it's real. I wouldn't want to
embarrass john with real tapes that were illegally recorded, obviously. But john just keeps saying over and
over again, no, they are real. And like, there's, there's no way I mean, listen to this, there's no way that this
is real.
Has anybody ever told you how funny you are?
word? Yeah, she really needs to take a moment to understand that if she goes on one of these shows she's never gonna live it down. I know, I wish you could talk to it. I wish like somebody I wish my buddy fucking in Canada would just sound like
like it's amazing everybody knows there's some wrong to do who know what the devil versus
but hey these people have the idea no they don't they really think that life is normal. Like they don't understand like the amount of craziness that my wife doesn't even see
like how much they cope on her kids.
She has no idea.
She's an idiot.
No, obviously that's not real.
But imagine not paying attention to what's going on and not knowing that people were goofing on your family. Like that's up.
Is that an option?
I mean, I was saying, please stop sending us these links, John.
We don't want to see this.
I don't know why you would want to pretend that what we all heard was real.
If you're either one of those fake voices in there,
I would be so relieved to be like, Oh,
that's really fucked up what you did with the AI Carl.
I would never sound like that either. Kate or John.
Kate's not running around saying that the real, you don't know that.
She knows the AI obviously.
Well, it proves a couple things. It proves that a John thinks this
lawsuit's a real thing and he cares about the potential
money from the lawsuit more than his reputation or his family. Yes
That's a very good point. Yes, that's a very good point because this a high app
I have is coming with way more embarrassing things. I have you played
This app's out of fucking control that was wasted
Was putting the other side of these conversations?
So yeah, you're right card if This guy doesn't give a fuck about his
reputation or his family. But you know who does? Vince and
Bessie. Yes, we don't talk about Vinny the attorney very much
over here. But Vinny has finally done what so many people have
claimed they would do someday. And by so many I mean, John,
he's actually filed a lawsuit and
So we've all seen it. In fact, Lucy you've read through this a little bit Yeah, I sure have you understand how this works a little bit
Can you give us kind of a quick overview of what this lawsuit's about? Yes
so well what it's about is that Vince is basically claiming that John is it's a tort case that was filed in New York County Supreme Court and Vince is claiming that John is, it's a tort case that was filed in New York County Supreme Court.
And Vince is claiming that John caused a lot of damage to his reputation because of stuff
that John has been saying.
And so he is asking for $12.5 million.
Yes.
Vince claims that he's been, I don't know if defamed is the right word, but he claims that when John said that Vince got him fired from his job
while he was also a
Representing him at a certain point in his life that that would deter future clients from working with in Bessie law
To the value of twelve point five million dollars, which is
Okay, all right., alright there buddy.
So the next thing, so the lawsuit was actually filed on July 3rd.
It took a couple of days to get the index number assigned.
The index number is now assigned.
So the next thing that needs to happen, of course, is that John needs to be sued with this lawsuit, or served with this lawsuit.
Right.
So we are currently awaiting a process server to show up at any point and serve John with
the papers, the summons and complaints.
Yes.
And the lawsuit claims that John lives with his mom in Long Island.
Yeah, it really drove that point home.
It really did.
It made it a point that he lives with his mom.
And so when they go to serve him these papers, where are they going to go to?
His mom's house. So today,
John was broadcasting from his mom's house as he has been for many weeks now. And no, no, no,
where was he? He told us at the beginning of the show, he was in a New York City hotel room meeting
with his lawyers today. He was in the city. Yes, he even posted on Twitter. I'm City are there a lot of hotel rooms in New York that have doorbells
Well, obviously later we found out
Cardiff I forgot about this part of it. I forgot how ridiculous it says this guy has the the crap
It's not even a green screen
He's just using the stream yard like it hopefully it figures out what I'm supposed to be showing you and what I'm not supposed to
Because when he gets up you see it's the same couch. He's been sitting on
The last three weeks, I was just like
Fucking you're not fooling anyone John the stay in it's just like home
Another one of these guys and by the way, probably treats this place like it's a hotel room, too
And by the way, probably treats this place like it's a hotel room, too
Throw things on the floor already and just doesn't give a fuck we've heard him complain about the room service
Definitely complaining about that John's another one of these guys like Aaron Imel who lies so much
It's just second nature at this point and just like yeah, but we caught you on that lie. Hey, whatever moving on that was two days ago, right? Oh, now you're gonna call it all my lies. I see what's going on here. I gotta fight the internet
Yeah, if you're gonna split hairs, I mean come on, you know what this is another
There's there's a lot of parallels here. This is another one where John refers to the internet
He's vert it's him versus the internet. Just like these people on the internet are calling me out for all my lies
Yeah, we're paying attention
We're watching we're documenting it. Yeah, if you're gonna people on the internet are calling me out for all my lives. Yeah, we're paying attention. We're watching. We're documenting it. Yeah. If
you're going to stay on the internet, people are pulling
clips. It's going to happen. We're mildly observant. You're
not even really paying that much attention. It's just really
easy to keep track of. All it needs to be is that there's
20,000 of us paying a little bit of attention at a time. And
a little bit of money at a money. And we'll figure it
out for sure. Alright, so this
is John. What we speculate is
someone attempting to serve
him this lawsuit as he's
podcasting. All there is is
hate. All there is is being
mean. By the way, he's talking about the Shooley Network and again, he's talking about the shoe we network and again
He's back to the victimization and you guys are just jerks and meeting bejeanies
He's going off on today
That's it. That's all there is is being mean
Your hotel room door is ringing
There was the couch you were talking about. Yeah, it's interesting to me
that
John knows immediately what's going on here.
If this was another food delivery
or whatever, he wouldn't give a fuck.
Right.
He might complain about it afterwards.
He'd be like, Mom, what did they bring? Beer?
Oh, you didn't feel like bringing that in?
Well, so he's clearly aware of the fact that the lawsuit exists because it's
everywhere. So he knows that a process server is coming for him, which is why he's saying things
like, I'm heading to New York City. I'm going to be in New York for a really long time. Yeah,
with all my lawyers, my big shot attorneys. I'll be hard to find. And then he also knows that if he
evades the process server that they're gonna
Have to do more and more stuff in order to be able to effectuate service on him
And so he's basically just making it a challenge right now
But I have a feeling at this point that Vince is not gonna back down
I think there's a couple of options here either Vince says fuck it
This was mostly just to make fun of John and I'm not going
to pursue trying to serve him.
Or Vince pushes forward and has to do something like a motion for service by publication and
John gets served anyway.
He is the world's biggest troll.
And full disclosure, I am on a text thread with Vince as well.
And while this was going down, we were texting about this.
And he most certainly sent the person to serve him while this is all going down we were texting about this and he most certainly set the person Yeah to serve him while this is all going down and John knows that as you said because I think I sped this up here
Oh, no, this isn't the part. I sped up. Let me see
He's he's learned not to talk so loudly when he leaves the room
So that's he's smart with that
You mean room service? Yeah, right. And another thing you did today?
Yeah. He said his episode two hours early. Mm hmm. Try and throw someone off
the trail. Yeah. God damn it, John. You're not that smart. You're not that
sneaky. Vince is three steps ahead of you at all times. You moron. I can out
Fox up.
Yeah, you think John would know that by now he always thinks he's smarter. That's why he does this John
You're an idiot that when you do this we hear it howl
Looks like a coconut
All right, so
This is where he's going. Oh, please don't answer the door. Well, this is where he's peering out the window
Yeah, trying to wait for the processor to leave you hear the doorbell
Going off again. Yeah that they know that's the way
Stop he sits back down. He doesn't have the same drive
Vigor that he had previously is like, oh shit. They're here
This is not good. So then just moments after this
He's flustered
He's nervous. He's scared and he gets up again
This is the one I spent out to 3x time because he just walks away with no explanation for some reason and he starts off
Where he's talking about
Supposed to be Kirk Minahan like you're talking about before but he says Kurt
And I don't know who this Kurt a mini Haine is
but you know
Alright here out the window now we're 3x speed and it's faint, but you can hear the doorbells
That's an elevator
When somebody's at your door at the Four Seasons, that's what it sounds okay. Yeah, yeah totally This is how long he's gone for.
This is 3x speed.
But he did do something weird on Sunday's show when he was talking.
He did mention the lawsuit.
Okay, hold on a second.
He finally comes back here.
Oh God.
So anyway, let's get to find this thing here.
He doesn't, he just acts like nothing just happened.
Yeah.
Chad, you know that everyone's watching you. You know that everyone knows what's going
on.
Everybody knows what's going on.
Yeah. What happened on Sunday? Cause I remember Super Chad brought it up and he finally did
have to address the lawsuit.
Yeah. And he said the frivolous lawsuit many this big over-the-top wink
Almost like he's in on it like he's in on it like it's back to the Vince has to sue him
So he can sue you
Yes, I forgot about that convoluted horseshit. I forgot about that too
Kind of gave that nod and it made me think is that what's happening or is that what he thinks is happening?
Or that is what happened like what it's so convoluted. That would be amazing
Alright, so Vince you're gonna give back the 12.5 million, right guys
Fast forward two years from now and John is living in both of my houses
Fast forward two years from now and John is living in both of my houses
So disappointing But he has he's made two comments too about you having a he can't wait for you to go to discovery
Oh, I know yeah go through discovery like why would you go through discovery? Well, that's a different thing
That's him suing me over the AI phone calls that I play
Yeah, but if he's just suing you for an amount
Why do you have to go through discovery either you pay or you can't or you can't
Well, no you'd have to go through discovery for that
You would be discovery, but you can't ask for every single thing about a person like you figure out what's actually pertinent to the case
Yeah, how was he damaged? Well, we know
All right, this is funny because I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
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I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I big patron guy. I don't care. Patron. I don't make I don't I mean I've never set it up to be
a patron show. I don't make thing. He's no idea. So, you know,
whatever I have I have. It's not like I really care. Bobby
D. Thanks for the two bucks. Did you get a server papers or
hide and house? I have no idea. You know, I have no idea. I
love that. That's what you know. John knows what's going on because John knows everything about everything.
He knows what color the sky actually is. He knows the largest planet. So when he says he has no idea, I bet he knows. He has an idea.
No idea. You know, we took down the delivery signs. So the delivery signs aren't up. So
maybe they're trying to deliver some fucking food. I don't
know. But you know, you know, they always fucking try and
hassle my mother. So, you know, wow.
So sad.
Strain to do some explaining.
Yeah, well, I mean, it's the signs and you know, people want
to deliver pizza. We don't like that kind of pizza. It's the
thick crust.
I don't think it's the same chunk of Super Chats,
but I was watching this earlier.
And there's one point, you know, obviously they
keep asking about the lawsuit.
And one time our friend Penis Wrinkle asked, and he's like,
Penis, it doesn't make any sense.
It's all gibberish.
What are you even talking about?
Yes.
Right.
It's gibberish.
Well, also on the Super Chats, now that the Minna fans are involved, they
keep talking about these shows they're going to be doing and Massachusetts and central
Massachusetts and different things. And John's like, I don't know what that means. I don't
know what that is. Again, he's fighting this war on too many fronts. He needs to focus.
I don't even know who Harrison Young Jr. is.
Yeah, right. Is that going to is he I saw an announcement Harrison Young?
It's looking to get John on the show. That'd be fun
Did you get any any clips from when he had the the two liberal boneheads on with him?
Well, he he claimed in that he actually addressed the tapes with those two
Okay, and claims he was tricked into saying these words
What someone tells you that they drink an espresso martini there's only one way to describe that person I was tricked in saying it
I had no choice
It's what we would all call that person. Let's be honest.
What an asshole. I picked up on him saying, I don't even know who Kirk Minhane is.
Yeah, that's that's fanatic. So he obviously looked him up.
You're right.
Because that's not how it sounds.
Yeah, you're right, but he didn't do that much research.
No, no, no, he wouldn't do that.
He wouldn't do that.
But he knows who he is.
You're fanatic.
I'm sure he knows who he is.
I'm sure he does.
Roche told us to look at john's Twitter and I
think I can share this. I checked this was just a couple
minutes ago. Well, I think you see it there. Yeah. So this is
literally, I don't know, 10 minutes ago. So he says he's in
the city who comes up to say hi, just one of the greatest
comedians ever Colin Quinn, which we can't verify
Uh, it won't be hard to verify whether or not. Hey, did uh, did you say hi to stuttering john today colin?
He's incredible. He's tripling down on this lie that we all know is a lie
Yeah, I I don't look at his twitter very often, but I don't think that he's regularly being like i'm i'm going
Yeah, yeah, I probably won't be able to after this. I don't think that he regularly says on there, I'm going to New York City
or like says says where he's going to be.
So when I saw that today, I was like, OK, yeah.
So you're at home and you know, the process smells fishy.
Yeah. Also, when Richard Ojeda left the stream today, Cardiff,
John got a text message immediately afterwards and he looked alarmed.
He's like, you know, things and I guarantee it was been saying watch for the fucking guy.
He's coming right now and I love you too.
Richard. Love you.
You'll always be my friend.
Yeah.
Well besties for sure.
Thanks for the message.
He's amazing.
This came in from Ape Shit Media over in the Netherlands.
And I don't know how the Netherlands did today.
I didn't get a chance to watch the game. Don't tell me.
But hold on, I want to go back to that tweet because you tag Colin Quinn in it.
He sure didn't. Good point.
I tagged Colin in my response to it. Colin Quinn in it
Colin in my response to it
Colin you're such a nice guy. That's great of you to say hi to him, so I hope he sees it We'll see what he says about that. All right, there's one coming from ape shit media
Fuck no friends in his crown Keep me, trick him, and viz tookie and call
A bobble and buffoon with everything to prove
Oh stuttering John, what is your life?
Two displaced children and an angry ex-wife
The clumsy old mother has just had enough
The driveling snubbed and constantly puffed
Oh, woah
Well so blue with his stutter thin hair like a cloud
The ultimate dumb fuck no friends in his crowd
Kate Meany tricked him, convinced, took him, called
A bumbling buffoon with fair, everything's a prove
Oh, Stuttering John, what is your life?
Two estranged children and an angry ex-wife
Your clumsy old mother has just had enough
Your dribbling snob that will constantly blur
Oh, Stuttering John, what is your life?
Two estranged children and an angry ex-wife
Your clumsy old mother has just had enough
You dribbly snub back who constantly bluffs
Why do you lie in everything you do?
Why don't you try to make something of you?
Your glory days are gone, you are rubbish on stern That's a banger right there from Ape Shit Media. Thank you for sending that in.
And this is interesting from the state of Florida.
Says John actually went on Kirk's podcast in 2016 and stormed off like 30 minutes in.
I'll have to send it to you. Yes.
You'll have to send that to me. That's hilarious.
I don't know who Kurt Mini-Hain is.
OK, he says.
And he just sent us something in the private chat.
I guess John posted a picture of him and Colin at the comedy seller.
Missy B was mentioning it in the chat,
but his first tweet said, uh,
who comes up to me to say hi in the city,
Colin Quinn. And then there's a suspicious looking, uh,
photo that John just posted.
Well, I'm blocked.
Oh, yep, yep.
I forgot about that.
Sorry, sorry, Carl.
Rubbing it in.
Oh, you're not friends with John Melendez?
Like, I am sure, no problem.
Let me go ahead and show it right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you can find that for us.
Yeah, there it is.
It should be there now. It's in the right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you can find that for us. There it is. It should be. It should be there.
Now. It's in the discord. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So what are you saying? What was Missy's take on it?
Well, she just mentioned that it was there. But that that lighting doesn't match up. It's like the way that I look in front of your wood paneling right now. Like, Colin's lighting and his outline
doesn't look like he's actually there.
Oh, wait, that's interesting.
Yeah, that's a good point.
Also, what time of day is this?
So it's 7.30 back there right now.
Colin's doing a seven o'clock set at the Comedy Cellar?
Maybe.
Maybe, it just seems odd and it'd be weird that John got down there so quickly too.
Wouldn't it?
Yeah. Well, but you know, he was at a hotel in Manhattan earlier,
so it probably didn't take him that long.
I forgot about that part. All right. I want to change things up real quick.
We just heard some pretty Epic metal. This is, uh,
on the heels of one Tupac. and this one comes in from Detroit Dabbling
Machine who's been killing it in the dabble verse lately.
Hey John, your mom is a c-word. She must be because you treat her like garbage. Really,
really Tia? You all appreciate it. Mom? Mom? You are a scumbag piece of shit.
Dear mama.
Mom? Do you really think that I give a shit?
You all appreciate it.
What you think? You're a fucking embarrassment.
Dear mama.
Mom? Are you fucking with me?
Mom? Fucking backstabbing crunk?
That's why I'm her favorite kid. Just ask so Dom who say the sweetest woman in the world
Just ask Adolf Hitler
Not a friend of mine
Very good, dear mama. Yeah, missy is saying that it's a real photo.
So, all right.
If you say so, I will take your word out.
I don't want to let the facts get in the way with what I want to believe.
So yeah.
Oh, so you're conservative now.
Good.
Glad to hear that.
Exactly.
All right.
And this one coming from Cardiff. We don't have a game today
What but don't worry we have this instead from one Cardiff electric. It's song parody Wednesday
I was told
This time premieraring on your show. Nice. Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
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Uh.
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
Uh. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, credit score. She has better credit. She has an 800 credit score. I just drink till I can't sleep.
I didn't drink as much as all these idiots think.
Now I'm yelling at Melton's door.
I'm just yelling at Melton's door.
Roll up!
I'm just yelling at Melton's door. Round up!
I'm just yelling at Melton's door.
Uh...
Next I'm knocking on Brennan's door.
Kevin fucking Brennan? Pinky? Neal's brother?
Right now I'm yelling at Melton's door.
Mama, look at what I found.
You know, this is what the P.I. found,
and this is a T-shirt from 1994.
1994.
I'm 24.
I was the biggest star around. Cause I got on I'm a celebrity get me out of here.
Now I'm yelling at Melton's door. I'm just yelling at Melton's door. Roll up! I'm just yelling at Melton's door. Roll up!
I'm just yelling at Melton's door.
Uh...
Next I'm knocking on Brennan's door.
Kevin fucking Brennan, Pinky, Neal's brother?
Right now I'm yelling and melting stone
Ahhhh
Hehehehe
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
It doesn't have to be the length of the original song, you know that
It's wrapping I, I, I
Ahhhh
Come on, when Axl Rose writes a song like that, you have to own it You know that. I, I, yeah.
Come on, when Axl Rose writes a song like that, you have to honor that.
Cardiff, did I ever? Devil God do!
August 16 and 17.
At least expect it.
Expect it.
Sit, Eugene, sit.
Good dog.
Sorry, Chris was supposed to compliment me.
I know, right?
We all got memorized. At the moment it's cast, let's move on. Let's go to I know, right? Then we all got memorized.
At the moment it's cast.
Let's move on.
Let's go to the favorite, everybody's favorite part of the show.
What have we done today?
We've done it all, you know, that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.
Oh, I should mention this before I get into that.
We're running long, obviously.
I've been in contact with a PI and I'm not even joking about this.
I'm getting a lot of interesting information about John Belandas.
That's awesome. Yes. So that will be shared very soon. I'm excited about that. I wasn't
looking to get a PI, but when one falls in your lap with a lot of fun information, no
reason not to enjoy that. I feel bad. Annie's backstage and there's no game today. Annie,
how you doing? Hey, I'm good. Thanks for asking. Good no game today. Annie, how you doing?
Hey, I'm good. Thanks for asking. Good to see everyone. Good to see you too. You sound great today
Well, thank you. Congrats on that
Annie what have we done today? We've done it all
We thought about action boys. We talked about my hot sauce
Which were to that count available at silkcityhotsauce.com.
WTP for 15% off.
We talked about the return of Lisa Boswell.
That reality show is now Trainwreck TV.
We talked about Steel Toe and the following out between him and Keanu and Geno, centering
John.
John avoided getting certain papers last time
until someone delivered beer to him.
I meant to bring that up before
when Susanna was trying to serve him
for not paying child support.
He jokes about it, he's just like, ah,
then someone showed up with a case of Corotas
and I answered the door.
So.
No, they told the doormat, the gate guy or whatever whatever the guy had beer. So yeah, I did mention that
Vince
We'll see what he does with that information, but you know what that means ever everyone's favorite part of the show
Part of the show we play come from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode
of Who Are These podcasts.
Special time on Saturday.
I'm not going to be hosting Point Dabble Point on Friday.
I'm traveling to Brooklyn to see no effects with my buddy Trucker Andy.
So I will not be available Saturday at 2.
So we're moving to Saturday at 5 PM Eastern.
A little programming note. Trucker Andy will be with us for that show.
So Point Dabble Point will be 45 minutes again.
Yeah. So it'll be another short episode of Point Dabble Point.
And this is a suggestion that came in on our Discord. In the Discord server,
we have a channel called Review Suggestions. I always check in on our discord in the discord server with a channel called review suggestions
I always check in on that and Ted Bundy sent this one to me to take a look at
hey guys welcome back to the Celice Rose show I am your host Celice Rose now
really quick before we start I do want to give you guys a little you know
little PSA I am a little under the weather so if it sounds like know, like I swallowed a cigarette or like a little violin, it's because
I kind of did. So if I sound a certain way, that's why. But enough about me. Let's get
into it. Get ready for another very spicy episode because we have very fierce, very
fierce guests coming on our episode today. and to say I'm excited is an
understatement. This special guest has a very undeniable charm and she's been
staying breaking all these stereotypes that in my opinion I love it
because stereotypes they're shit in my opinion they're absolute shit. So if you
guys are ready get your food your beverages whatever it is you guys like
to munch on to eat for the episode. And make sure the kids are not in the room for this episode.
Dear God, please, because it's about to get real spicy.
So if you're ready, I'm ready. Let's do it.
All right. You guys familiar with Celisse Rose?
No.
No.
I thought maybe Lucy would know.
Another social media influencer over 16 million followers.
She's vicious.
Yes.
And I think that's a stereotype.
I think that is a stereotype.
I have a stereotype too that social media influencers suck at podcasting.
And that is one of those true stereotypes that people like to talk about.
So we'll be checking in on that 5pm Eastern this Saturday. If you like to
listen or watch live, always listen to the discord or watch
live if you're a member behind the paywall Patreon Supercast or
YouTube. Since we're running along, I'm not going to prolong
this any further. I want to thank you Christian for coming
out Christian, what are you up to these days? What are people
find you?
Well, you can always find me Tuesdays at 2 p.m. Eastern,
11 a.m. Pacific with my buddy, Eric Zane doing
who are these broadcasters.
Which by the way, if you don't catch it live,
it's always up on our channel on YouTube under the live tab.
And hopefully the most recent episode is up
because it was taken down for copyright and I had
to delete a segment. It was the BET awards. Oh my gosh.
Were taken down. No, I could have fought it, but I'm like, whatever.
Well, you know what they did? They did honor a real one and that's why I showed it. Part
of their in memoriam montage did show OJ Simpson had passed away. And I think it was great that
we got the applause in there. And yeah, I'm going to be going away with my kids again
next week, taking them to Tahoe. So Eric Zane and I are going to record it tomorrow and
I'll ask you now in front of everyone, should we do it live at 2pm Eastern or should we
record it and put it up Tuesday? Oh, I only have one answer for you. Fucking drop. I thought it was gonna be Lisa.
Do it live, baby. Let's do it live. I thought you wanted me to
do a drop. Who gives a shit who gives a fuck. That one works.
So check us out tomorrow at 2pm Eastern. I'll try to not get your channel struck.
All right.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
And of course the great Lucy Tightbox joining us in studio.
Thank you for having me.
You can find me in person at a couple of events coming up.
Of course, Devil Cotton 2 and Magic Bag in Detroit.
But in addition to that, this weekend, producer
Chris and I will be at VHS Fest in Mahonin, Pennsylvania. Very exciting.
It's the, it's all new movies, right? All new releases they talk about?
Absolutely. That's why it's, they're all on VHS. The most current format of movies.
I'm a beta man myself, but that's fine.
Well, you know, everybody has a camp.
That's all they have up in Minnesota, everybody has a camp. And you can also-
That's all they have up in Minnesota, Cardiff.
That's why I used to watch beta.
And you can find me on my YouTube channel,
Once Over with Kaylee, C-A-Y-L-E-Y,
where I do movie reviews.
You and I actually talked about Unfrosted,
which you will be able to see on my YouTube on July 23rd.
Then we will be doing a premiere for that. see on my YouTube on July 23rd.
Then we will be doing a premiere for that. But before that, on July 16th, you will be able to see it on my Patreon.
All right. And your Patreon is?
Once Over with Kaylee. Also Popsicle reviews on there.
Very good. Speaking of other shows people have done,
I was just on the David Cowan's 30 Minute Half Hour Show,
and that is available on his YouTube page.
I'll link it in the description or something so you can check that out. He drove to my house from iowa
They left at 5 pm. They got to my house at 8 30 am
It was nuts. They just drove straight through
I did not realize that that's what they were doing. I'm like, that's kind of early david Do you want to come like in the afternoons? I was like, no, that's what we're gonna be there. Okay, then i'll be up
That's kind of early David. Do you want to come like in the afternoon? So that's what we're gonna be there, okay
Then I'll be up
I'll be up with the cats show
They didn't bring cats with them what I know it was pretty bizarre any anything new on your front I
Might be going on trainwreck. I don't know I
Have been streaming on my personal channel. You can just search it by typing in, in Annie Orion. And then I have a video game
review podcast. You can find it by typing in at WITGS all on youtube.com.
All right. Very good with that, Annie, let's get right into some recent reviews that have come in.
Please give us a five star review wherever you review podcasts shit all over us we like to read the reviews and figure out if it's
a five star at one star or somewhere in between and it's always a mystery
because of the instructions I just gave out makes it confusing what do we got so
the first one comes in from King Eze on 625 24 now with 50% more ads and shitty instrumental music
That sounds like a five star review to me
It's actually a four star. I don't think they understood exactly what to do. Yeah
Five do I ever say anything? No, it's not water. No, it's five
It's five and not one or five
five. Look, it's five. Andy, not one or five. Not four, not three. It's five. It's the stars. But thank you. Four is
pretty good. The second one comes from Barbara from 97.1 on
63024. Dabble. I love Carl. Found him through the Drew Lane
show. I think he's pretty hilarious. Please do more
Helga Mann and Lisa Boswell. And we did.
So if you didn't give us a five star, you better go back.
No.
Is that a five star?
That one is five stars.
Very good.
Thank you for that.
Is that?
You guys hear something?
That's the two I'm bringing in.
I mean, I want to read them all.
If somebody comes in on Saturday, I've
got to have something to read.
But with that, I do have to go.
So thank you for having me.
I hope you all have a great week you too. Thanks, Annie. Hi Annie
Annie will be a dabble cotton too as well. So
Absolutely get your tickets while they're still available. That's right. So I'm fast wtp live dot-com
Do you guys know the chatter Vinny's a fatwap?
Yep, he called into the show. Hey Carl. It's Vinny's a fat wop
Yeah, man fucking Aaron em, Hulk. I know I'm just not seeing it with this fucking guy. He's just
Just really just doesn't have it, you know, I
Don't know. I just think until we get some like good audio or video of him actually like
I don't know. I just think until we get some like good audio or video of him actually like
Beating the shit out of or raping April. Jesus. I don't know
You sort of doesn't do it for me. It's a shock. But anyway great show
Keep it up producer Chris. You're sexy motherfucker
See you guys in Rochester. All right, and Vinny's fat Vinny is a
That and Vinny's fat. Vinny is a fat, fat, fat, fat fucking slob. Wow. I actually got sushi with Vinny today and he's working out. He's getting into good shape.
Change your handle, sir. Probably not, but just you might have to, if possible. Harrell, I love the show, but it's getting annoying that no one can pronounce anything
correctly.
Listen to the last one and John said he was gonna come see you and the Duke is gonna bring
his posse.
It's pronounced douche and pussy.
God damn it, John.
And then you did the AI conversation that hit me my dad
was Joe. And he said you punch in AI three times into the
prompt. If you were to listen to john so you know it's
pronounced. It's not AI.
All right, thank you for the, was that AI John?
Thank you for the corrections.
That's always good to know.
Oh my gosh, Fleece Johnson called into the show.
You guys know when I love when celebrities call him.
I get very excited about that.
Booty King?
The Booty King called into the show.
Booty Warrior, baby.
Hey Princess, I know we were having that hot little chat the other night
And you told me that your favorite potato chips was Jay's barbecue
I just want to know where do I send the potato chips to big boy and
Can I feed them to you?
So scary forgot about creepy that whole thing was I think we lost a lot of subs that day.
And gained a few.
Found a whole new audience as well.
How are all your attacks on John are out of control now.
Last episode, you implied that he could,
hold on a second.
Mom, you couldn't bring my chocolate milk?
It's just on the phone with at least two guys in Carl's Basin listening.
God damn it.
Okay.
All right.
You implied John could not multitask.
Really?
He disappoints his mother.
He disappoints his kid.
Okay.
He disappoints his ex-wife all at the same time.
You don't even have an ex-wife, sir.
LOSER!
Another W for the stutterer.
Very good.
So this call, I guess was supposed to go to our complaint department, but got rerouted or something? They dialed the wrong number.
So whenever things don't work out, look inward, right?
Okay.
Well you do lazy ass John coverage, which is just your gimmick.
I get that.
Then you rip off an old mountain show to waste a bunch of time.
Oh, and then three ad breaks.
And then you come back with a prerecorded set.
So the audio is completely fucked.
By the way, in your second cast, what was the random clipping?
What was that about?
There was a lot of it.
And it was on your side because it happened to David.
It happened to the other fucking weird guy there.
Happened to you.
Happened in the clips.
Happened to everything.
I don't know, Carl, which was pretty much a ripoff
of something blind Mike just did last week. I don't know Carl which was pretty much a ripoff of something blind Mike just did last week
I don't know Carl look within look within was this a good show. Maybe when you go to fucking Florida. You just shouldn't do this
Seems lazy and crap ass, bro
Oh, and by the way, if you're making two house fucking money, could you please pay an audio engineer?
So you can stop echoing like a fucking bag
God, it's fucking pathetic man Go hide in a closet under a blanket if you have to but fucking stop with the echo shit
Okay, okay
Next time I'll do it under the blanket
The Kevin method. Yeah, that's a good idea. I can't see my notes, but I think this next clip is
I Agree with this call right here.
Hey, it's Naki. I'm calling because I was listening to the last episode, and I realized that
there's a word that a lot of the Johns and the Aarons of the universe use that doesn't mean
what they think it means in any single way. By the way, that's my new phrase.
If you don't feel it, please don't use it in any single way.
So haters.
Aaron's got a bunch of haters.
Nobody actually hates you, Aaron.
Very few people actually hate John, though, more and more do every day.
People just like making fun of you because we are better than you, we stand above you,
and we like making fun of you.
People who come in the chat and dump on you probably don't hate you. We want to stand above you and we like making fun of
you. Um people who come in the
chat and dump on you probably
don't hate you. So, uh if
that's what it takes to make
yourself feel like you are uh
get another W for the toe, then
go for it but uh no, we don't
hate you. We just uh think you
suck. I agree. I hate that
word haters. You know who
hates Aaron? April. Yeah.
Ashley Leroux, Nick Riceketa Kayla like eventually as kids
Yeah, I mean people who actually have to deal with you in real life the rest of us choose to spend time
With what you're talking about so that's spoken like somebody enjoying a big bottle of hater aid Carl
Deluxe
Calls in with an important lesson for us
Deluxe calls in with an important lesson for us.
Carl Deluxe, I had a near death experience, had a crazy car accident, I was out unconscious,
was like being pushed down this bright hallway,
and then a being came and he said,
it's not your time, turn back, go the other way.
So I walked out, I looked looked back and I saw the being and he said
The universe is infinite love conquers all and don't fuck with the do
Fuck with the do Wow. He got a job as a greeter
People are coming into heaven they're going out I need you to just
make sure they feel welcomed all right this guy okay this guy sounds like Aaron
Imhol according to some people during the last voice segment producer Chris
said that I kind of sounded like Aaron Inholt so I've decided I'm going to kill
myself unless you guys can get me another hundred and sixty dollars
Don't be the first one to start it. Yeah, go ahead doesn't matter. Let's just go
The great sea moose is calling in
You know my future ex-husband, I believe. That's correct.
Hoi hoi, great Seamless here. What the hell, Carl? For years I've been leaving you terrible
and shitty, unlistable voicemails and I've never been on the show. I even flew across
the entire country to sit in your basement like four feet from our microphone while you
recorded. I'm there, Mom, and she is going to be receiving a phone call soon if this is not rectified. No
I lose a can't wait for our eventual wedding and subsequent divorce. I'm looking for
Fuck you, Carl
We're still getting blowback from Paco gate. I know right have a pocket on the show
It's the worst thing I ever did every boys voice now is like this fucking blows, man.
Is it the new music episode?
Kind of.
I guess they just don't know what he's saying.
Do you guys, are you guys following the Hawk to a girl and what she's up to?
It's the most viewed episode of who are these broadcasters is the one where I
showed the same podcast you did on this show.
So I'm a big fan of hers now.
Hawk Tour Girl paid 30 grand to judge a bikini contest at a club.
Cue Andy to throw a little hissy fit.
What's up Andy?
Why don't you like her?
Seems like a little girl fight.
I thought the guy was going to have a problem with that. I like her seems like a little girl fight
Thirty thousand bucks for an appearance to judge a bikini. She's getting offered six hundred bucks to spit in cups That's true. That's true. She got the right marketing team
I do I do want to say this if you want me to judge a bikini contest way less than thirty thousand dollars
All right, I'll even take care of my own room and board
For I just love there was there was a tweet because howard went off on the hakato girl
Yeah, and how her father should be, you know talk to her be embarrassed
So there was a tweet I forgot who it was that said it but it's like
It used to be fathers had to were scared of their daughters going on the howard stern show
howard's lecturing. Yeah
You're talking to this youtuber on the street what do you have maniac yeah good
point we did cover that in WTP thanks for listening yeah I'm glad you watched
last last voice watch WATB that's true you know what you watch the show that
matters Hey Carl, it's Tally! Oh, hey Tally. Hello, oh man, I'm fucked up. But uh, this is for producer Chris, cause he...
It's not...
Does anyone need a towel?
Fucking catchphrase.
Just don't forget to bring a towel!
You fucking idiot!
I never said I was smart.
Oh man, maybe you should smoke something.
Oh, gotta go, I'm fucked I was smart.
All right. Sorry, Tally. Drugs are bad.
They are bad. You know what else is bad?
Alcohol is bad. You shouldn't drink alcohol.
All right. I think we've done it all here. Oh, you sure?
It seems like we've done a lot. I got, I got ten more action boys clip anybody
A plane is hit right rewatched a Carly
Are we done here I think we are man that was a good episode I was a good episode I enjoyed that that was a great episode that was really great. Ah Carl. I love you
Go fuck yourselves have a good week
they trying to cry I'm sad