Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep535 - The Salice Rose Show

Episode Date: July 14, 2024

This week we’re chatting about another social media influencer who has entered the realm of podcasting. Salice Rose doesn’t appear to be talented in any way or even attractive… how does this happen? Either way, I was more interested in the “rebirth coach” that she interviews, Deanne Munoz. This grifter forgot to not make the grift so obvious. Trucker Andy is on to show us why Salice is so famous - she once took a bath in Gatorade. Wow! Scorch actually addressed the fact that Marshall Loether came on our show to talk about what a POS he his and he forced his cohost to agree that he is just a misunderstood, good guy. Andy and I saw NOFX the night before and had backstage passes so we bore you all with that story for a minute. Also, Steel Toe cohost Johnny Krutches talks about going out on his own and his inability to get laid. Then we check in on Stuttering John who has another epic green screen fail followed by a total change of heart when it comes to talking about families. And finally, it’s time to catch an alien and check in on your voicemails.  Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop Tickets are on sale for DabbleCon 2 on August 16th and 17th – http://watplive.com/ Tickets for the Magic Bag in Detroit on October 25th – https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide https://allapologiespodcast.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is a suggestion from Ted Bundy in our Discord. We have both listened separately. We've not discussed it, which is just beforehand, let's get into it. The show hosted by Celice Rose. And the episode that I checked out, the recent episode, she had a guest on. And well, why don't I start off

by the way that Celice describes this guest to us, which is pretty fantastic. This special guest has a very undeniable charm and she's been, she's staying breaking all these stereotypes that, in my opinion, I love it because stereotypes, they're shit in my opinion. They're absolute shit. Hmm. Is it possible to break a stereotype? Is that even a thing she's breaking stereotypes aren't there always exceptions to every rule like a stereotype isn't just like well Every black guy can play bass you're like well not every black. I mean not everyone right a lot of them God most I think she'd be defying Stereotype I guess doesn't know how words work right she's breaking these stereotypes You know a lot of people say that Latino people are hardworking. This one is breaking the stereotypes here. So this is the laziest way to have a guest on your show.

And I don't even think this should be allowed. Oh, first is intro. I want to do a shot for shot reenactment of this. It's just her in the same pose every fucking time again. It's me. Hey look at me Hey, I'm behind a microphone. Hey, I'm behind a microphone that that's welcome play the clip. I won't talk about it Hey look at me. I put on headphones. Hey look at me. I'm gonna make a phone. I'm still gonna microphone I'm not even gonna really explain who she is. I need, come on, I need her to tell y'all who she is. Just tell us, tell them who you are.

For those of you that don't know already. So Deanne Munoz has to tell her who she is and what she does. This is like a game show contestant from the 80s Yeah, tell us a little about yourself. Well. I have two kids. I've been married for 13 years like whatever You said oh that you said it up front lazy is a very good Adjective to describe this show every and every everything except these production elements that you're pointing out the beginning that it's heavily produced I saw a two minute very movie cinematic trailer for

Nothing at all for just her as a person It's like hanging out on a beach and walking down this street going like this and it's like fucking care It's like if you get too excited for more content and then you get to the actual content and it's more fucking watch me eat lunch watch me fucking take a shit you have my guest introduce myself that fucking sign is the same sign that was at our hotel last night same sign that was in the Airbnb in Largo the cheapest piece of shit you can get that everybody has no effort is put into the content and it's because she's like a social media

influencer right she's got tons of followers and stuff and so she's been trained that if she has a camera on her it's content doesn't do anything else yeah there's a camera on me this is content done and done and I can't figure out why she's not skinny. She's not attractive What's going on here producer Chris you checked some of this out? What do you think's going on? Well, there's boobs involved. There are boobs involved and we have learned from some people at W ATP that will take you pretty far That'll get you somewhere for sure Yeah, I can definitely say this show isn't for me. I'm not sure who it's for. I guess other spicy, lazy Latinos.

Well, producer Chris, before you get more into your analysis, tell us a little bit about yourself. Who are you and what are you doing here? Well that's usually what people ask. Would you please leave? So let's find out a little bit more about Deanne, the guest down here. Let's find out what she does do for a living. For those of you that don't know who I am, I am Deanne Marlene Munoz. I am a rebirth coach. I help with taking any mess you've made in your life and turning that into your message that every test

you've ever been through, that God made it a testimony. Today, here I am, I'm going to share my story. I'm an ex-film star, ex-alcoholic, ex-addict, and I'm still crazy though, so. What I heard is, I'm a grifter. That's all I can hear. She's going, I'm a crazy though, so What I heard is I'm a grifter Rebirth coach What I do is people come to me and they're like man. I really fucked up my life, and I go alright Well get over and move on yeah, that's literally what her job is like yeah Well you can tell people used to be a fuck-up, but just like move on and don't do that anymore Stop move forward. Yes, correct.

Oh, no, producer Chris, your job's on the line, my friend. My audition. Yeah, maybe some drops over here. Watch out. We're going to have a drop off when I get back. She brings nothing to the table, but she can laugh and smile. And that's about it. Well, what we're going gonna find out is that she's pretty much failed at everything in her life and this is her describing all the

different jobs that she had. Before that I had been doing massage therapy. I'd stripped in my early 20s. I went to school for graphic design so I tried graphic design. I tried being a loan officer like I try I'm a hustler. A woman of many talents. Yeah I'm a hustler and I'm a salesperson so I tried graphic design I tried being a loan officer like I try I'm a hustler a woman of many No, yeah, I'm a hustler, and I'm a salesperson So I tried everything that existed like any avenue that there was money. I tried everything nothing panned out I would say zero talents because you tried all these things and you failed miserably at all of them Hustler is an it's like entrepreneur.

It's code for. I don't even know what I'm talking about. It's a set of them. You're right. It's just like, what do you do? I create things. Yeah. Okay. What does that mean? Yeah. So she goes on to say that in August of 2022, God came to her and said, Deanne, get your shit together. And she went, yeah, you're right, God. Good call. Now that's not the way she describes it. She makes it seem a lot more profound than that, but that's what I heard, basically, is what she said.

So she quit drinking after August of 2022. And the question I thought was a really funny follow-up was like, quitting drinking, is that hard or no? And here's the answer to that question. My body was upgrading and every time I drank, it was pulling my vibration low. So I didn't have a problem because even the last time before I got sober, I was in Jamaica for a week straight,

I drank every fucking day and could not get drunk What the fuck I said, okay guys, I gotta tell you something First off you're not trying hard enough Drunk yeah, there's ways to get drunk switch to 99 bananas or something 99 bananas or something My body was upgrading I was upgrading from a size 10 to a size 14 right So I want to key in cuz I her guest is so fascinated But I want to key in so least so least is so bad at this Her response to shit. There's no reason for her to even be there on this show.

I was in Jamaica for a week straight. I drank every fucking day and could not get drunk. What the fuck? All right, Andy, say to me you drank every day and couldn't get drunk. I drink every day and couldn't get drunk. What the fuck? Are you fucking me? What the? All right, I'm getting better I'm learning from this show that's good said okay guys I'm gonna tell you something no that's where I was like okay Like God can't make it any more clear, and I feel like okay. God I got it and that was it I came home never touched again sounds like it was easy that

She ran out of money You know drinking every day doesn't mean that she's having tons of drinks correct. I was thinking the same thing I'm like well. Yeah, you have a glass of wine with dinner. Yeah, drink every day on vacation It's not a big deal. I had a corona light and I'm fine Yeah, some people would say that's having a healthy relationship with alcohol you have you have a drink you don't get fucking Falling down blackout drunk where you don't see a concert you just keep your shit together that's what that's called you don't have to be falling down drunk no instead what she took away from it is I can't get drunk

anymore God's telling me to stop drinking and then she completely stopped drinking after that okay so now we're gonna get into the heart of this because these two are friends. They've known each other since 2017 2018 She's been over to her house before no way So they must know each other really well and probably have a lot to talk about We've always been in close contact for so many years I went to her house one time to have some drinks. She's been a vibe, but I've never also asked super deep personal questions.

So although it's your guys' first time learning, for those of you who don't know, it's also mine too. So I want to ask, what sparked your career in the adult industry? Wow, what a deep personal question. What sparked your career in the adult industry? And she read that, too. She had to look down in her notes. All right, so we're long time friends We've hung out together. She's a vibe. It's amazing. So I had some questions for you that we haven't talked about

What is the reason why you got into adult entertainment? Who is your daddy? And what does he do? Now that's a drop right there. you know I'm bad at everything except getting railed so I went to the adult and you'll be shocked to hear money I wanted financial freedom Wow no one's ever answered that question that way before Oh getting fucked on camera pace. Oh, okay. Story checks out. So here's another, I'm gonna fast forward a little bit

into the show, another hard hitting question because she called herself a rebirth coach. I believe that our host, Elise hears that as like a life coach, which it is, you know, it's like one of those grifters. Teach how to live your life. Yep, your life sucks. I know, don't worry about that

Just listen to everything I have to say. We'll figure this out So this is the this second hard-hitting question fucking insane So tell us when and why did you launch a lifestyle coaching services? Tell us more about that. This sounds like an interview if you were paying for it. Yeah, right Like if you sat down you're like, all right I want 30 minutes on your program and I'll give you a few thousand dollars and here's what I want you to ask me. You interview me. Yes. These questions. Hi, I'm Joe Biden on Howard Stern. Right. Yes. It's very similar to that. So you're amazing at this rebirth coaching. How is, how did you pull that off? Yeah, I know it's amazing.

Right. Uh, Andy, I've been hogging the floor well. What did you pick up on I? Usually say that when these YouTube vlog people go into podcasting there the last time we did this It seems like it's going in reverse you go from doing a lot To doing less yes, and it's a bad move But once you go and look at what she was actually doing on YouTube, you realize that it could get a lot worse than this because from the very beginning, the first thing that I checked out was,

watch me eat spicy ramen and have a fucking rip off of Hot Ones video. But you can tell from the very beginning in clip one that this is a person that has her shit together Great job First thing that I saw and I was just like, oh, okay. So where was I? Here. And where were you? Here. And what did you say? Who fucking cares?

Do we have to relive every conversation we've ever had all over again? It's going to be a long fucking experience. Remember we were driving back from the airport today, Andy? And you said, and then I said. But that's how she thinks she's good shit Yeah, yeah, so they do this spicy ramen mukbang challenge And you know I fucking hate this thing but this is the clip that sums up this show for me

We're literally watching In five days my landscapes are coming over but first let's watch the grass grow Blown away, and I thought you fucked up the clip So I didn't edit this they edited this okay this way in clip three and You know, this is how they choose to quote unquote entertain their viewers Go go! I hate this. Do you like?

Nope. Chill. Oh my god. Chill. I'm not even mad at Celisse Rose. I think I've said this before. So if people are going to pay attention to you and you get a lot of money for just eating food on camera, like she's not made of stone. Yeah. Yeah.

I would do the same thing. Clearly. If someone came to me and go, girl, all you got to do is talk about deliciousness hot sauces That sounds easy put one in the chat if you want Carl to chug this whole bottle What they're doing on this show right yeah and Watch watch me eat lunch is the second laziest form of it the first lazy is is watching me sleep. Yes That's the fucking word yeah Second laziest form of that the first laziest is watching me sleep. Yes, that's fucking odd. Yeah, yeah He tried to get away even he can't do that right, but

the third laziest is Clip for which is me doing character bits with myself So I should set this up before people are listening. Oh, right. The caption on it says, how drunk girls make friends in the bathroom. Yeah, so it's her in one outfit and then it cuts to her in a different wig and a different outfit and she's just like talking to herself, making friends with herself, drunk in a bathroom on a green screen.

Drunk chicks wear sunglasses. Get ready for comedy gold stop putting water the chair Trying to forget about this guy's I Found out that he was dating other other women. Am I not pretty enough? I'm gonna stop you right there. Okay. I don't know you And I wish that I met you sooner I just need you to know

I just know God fart noises That was me, sorry. The script sucks. The acting sucks. Oh, yeah. It's supposed to be funny or relatable. What's going on? This is every conversation you try to get away from. Yeah.

If you heard this conversation going on, you would run in the other direction. It might not be the third laziest, but it is definitely stupid as shit. Oh, it reminds me of What's His Nut's son John's friend. Oh yes. W-A-T-S. Wyatt Caram. Wyatt Caram. Wyatt Caram has the least funny Instagram

you've ever seen in your life. She's a female Wyatt Caram. That's mean. That was very mean. Yeah, you take that back. Such a queen, you're such a queen. I can't, I can't right now. I right now. We don't have to keep watching this honestly I love you. Now I do. You're gonna see how it ends.

You should add yourself on my Instagram so we can just like we can be friends. I think I think we are best friends already. I think we should go take a shot. Let's go have a drink because because I'm gonna start crying again. I need a shot. Let's go. I'm gonna start crying again, then you stop. Let's go And It's not even a green screen Like your arms are disappearing like she's a Christian blad on who are these broadcasters? Why you guys so mean today Away, what's going on? You've had a long day Chris.. Yeah, me too. All right, so this guest, let's get back to Deanne real quick.

She didn't start porn until she was 32 years old. Which is crazy, right? So she explains all the things that she was, I think I played this clip, right? Where she was, all the things that she did. Before that I had been doing massage therapy. I'd stripped in my early 20s. I went to school for graphic design,

so I tried graphic design. I tried being a loan officer. Like, I'm a hustler. A woman of many talents. No, yeah, I'm a hustler and I'm a salesperson. So I tried everything that existed. Like, any avenue that there was money, I tried everything, nothing panned out.

I don't know, I've been down some avenues. I didn avenues and see you there what's weird is that she explains like well how Did you get into porn and she's like well i fell into everything in life instead of saying what the obvious thing Was is like why i was stripping like that's kind of the path i tried showing my pussy and then i tried Graphically designing my pussy and tried to sell that but that didn't work either designing my pussy and tried to sell that but that didn't work either. Right. I tried to get my pussy alone. Yeah. So, she explains that she was a out of these night jobs because she was going on auditions all the time. She was going to get an acting job and she finally got hired. She was going to be

Forest Whitaker's secretary in something that they were doing, right? Okay. And this is very typical of these types of people where it didn't pan out but it was not Diane's fault in any single way that she didn't actually get this role. Right. And my, I guess my manager at the time didn't get along with the casting director. Mm. So, I guess it became like a headache in regards to all the paperwork and my man I guess gave him a fucking attitude.

So I literally woke up at 4 a.m. Drove to set and right before I pulled in David personally messaged me and said I'm so sorry like I'm just gonna cut the whole secretary rollout like what there's too much drama going on here And I'm in the middle of it like I don't even want to hear it like I already have enough on my schedule He's like sorry. He's like take it up like tell your manager He needs to handle shit professionally that happens all the time in movies like Boba Fett was gonna be in the original Star Wars And there's just too much drama. Let's we're gonna cut this part out completely Does that even make sense? It doesn't make any fucking sense you'd recast it

You would do something if you didn't want this person in there. I got we're just gonna get rid of the whole character Yeah, I mean they cut people out of movies all the time Yeah She was on her way to the first day of shooting they're just like yeah We just cut it out. We just change the script because your manager's a pain in the ass, okay? You say so it has nothing to do with you her manager is just a pimp who wanted to be in the movie right? Alright, so this is talking about stripping we want to know what was that like That's always a good question. Oh, how was stripping okay? So first of all I stripped 25 years ago, okay? 25 years ago there were no stri ago. There were no strippers, right?

There were no strippers. So the strippers who did strip were Were like dancers like we had costumes we had like dance sets. Yeah, was your costume nothing? You know one girl went on stage at a time oh I'm pretty sure I went to a strip club 25 years ago. I don't know. You know, one girl went on stage at a time. Oh, shut the fuck up. Yeah, everyone got like a stage. There was maybe 40 girls. OK, it went from zero to 40.

Yeah. So that changed drastically. That's just one club. There's 40 girls. Like, no one was a stripper back then. I mean, there were 39 other strippers. But other than that, no one was doing that. Okay, that sounds good. So how was it different back then 25 years ago when she

was stripping than it is now? And everyone was drop dead fucking gorgeous. That's fucking crazy. Yeah, and they were classy. It was just completely different. And they were classy. It was just completely different. Yeah. What's the scale? What is it? It's a one to how many? Oh, like where does she land on the scale of gorgeous?

Well, right. If she was one of them. Right. Yeah, I don't understand her flex because this is all on the heels of her saying nothing ever panned out. Right. What's her point? Well, I love that she goes back then strippers were gorgeous and Celeste goes that's fucking crazy did you think it's crazy that attracted people are hired to take their clothes off you think that's crazy because okay we got some shady strip clubs around

here but for the most part they are pregnant they're usually pretty attractive Oliver answers are Answers for like when you've checked out of your wife telling you about her day, and you're just like wow She said that to you. Oh, yeah, that's not cool. Yeah, yeah, unbelievable unbelievable You just keep saying, okay. It can mean anything. It can be your next meal. Yeah. Right. All right, so one more thing about strippers.

I didn't realize that this is the case. And back then too, it was taboo. Like it was like you were the town whore. Like now it's cool. It's cool, you know, to be it. Now it's cool. Yeah, we put strippers up on a pedestal now. Back then we're just like, oh strippers, gross. But nowadays we put strippers up on a pedestal now back that we're just like oh strippers gross, but

Nowadays we're like having parades for them. I put them up on my shoulders There's sex positive Sex worker good for you. Congratulations. I'm not sure about that Okay, so as we explained she's a rebirth coach this Diane or whatever her name is I don't care the guest on this show is a rebirth coach and you might wonder well geez why why are you doing that you know you used to be in porn and now you're doing that what's the reasoning so hence in the height of my adult industry right where they're just capped you could only Open your legs so many times they get rammed every day like it's just you can't do 20 in one fucking day

Right, right at the height of it and I had a lot of free time and I had a lot of money So then I said, what do I love to do? And I was like why I love to help people Well, you are. That's such a stuttering John answer. Why are you a life coach? I just love to help people. Yeah. And I sit there and I go, hmm. So your pussy got worn out. Yeah.

And you decided like, what should I do next? I'll help people. I call bullshit based on what she follows that up with. I want to like hug everyone to death like if I can do that But how can I do that and become a billionaire? Come on You know I'm starting to think it's not about helping people at all Why do you have so much money because I don't like helping people I got tired of helping guys not get their load on the floor by catching it with my face So I moved into being a life coach. I do I didn't like your analysis though where it's like, okay

So you were in the adult industry. You're not anymore. Why is that? Well, you can only get fucked by so many cocks How much money see how much money can I make with just a couple cocks a day? You know, I got to sleep, there's travel involved. So I need to find a new grift here. And it's funny when she's talking about getting herself into the adult industry, because it started with stripping and then she was on MySpace, then she was doing cam stuff and then her and another girl were doing cam stuff and

This is why it took her a while to get into it I wanted to see what felt good right you know I mean like I didn't know if I was gonna want to suck dick on The camera yet, so I was like okay. Let me try web camming. I was comfortable a spoiler She was also comfortable sucking dick on camera Yeah Webcam chicks that draw the line at getting railed for real on camera, but they're cool with having like a robot Rubber dick like going in and it's like that's more embarrassing. I think cool with that like excited Yeah, just like I mean I I got it. I'm a classy lady I'm not gonna just get an STD from a human being doing human beings do

I need a robot to fuck what's the website where the robots are fucking chicks Every video on every porn site. Oh, I was gonna put the URL in the crawler below, but Anyone else did you pick up on from our friends Elise? Okay? Well there I did Say that the the other videos were the laziest forms of entertainment But I think there's maybe the the fourth laziest Yeah, well, I don't know who's coming up with these challenges the tik-tok challenges or this snapchat Whatever whenever somebody's just like, I'm doing the, they're trolling you, they're tricking you and then making a fool of

yourself on the internet. So just when somebody says I'm doing the whatever challenge, it's, it's just you embarrassing yourself. I'm doing the chugging my own hot sauce challenge everybody. I'm doing the Chugging My Own Hot Sauce Challenge everybody. Hey, look at me, I'm raising money for whatever. So in clip five, she's doing the Bathing in Gatorade Challenge. I wish she was bathing in gators. I'm going to put a little twist to this. So instead of just getting in like that and starting Gatorade Challenge, what we're going to do is we're going to put

a lot of bubble bath in here. We have one, two, and then a third one right here I can count This is not the interesting part. There is no interesting part. There is no interesting part. Does he get naked and get into the Gatorade or not? What's going on here? First of all, you're supposed to put the bubbles in before you put

The water in the tub and you're also supposed to have music and water running while you're trying to talk to the camera We've no idea what the fuck you're saying and what's going on when it comes to bubble bath content And he knows everything about it check out his channel all apologies podcast.com He doesn't even have a stuttering John dildo in the tub with her you know what's the fucking point of this way so Let's get to the fucking Gatorade at least and click six She's just inner closed? Getting in fully closed if you're listening. Oh my god, I'm going to pee!

Well, this is not interesting at all. That's not interesting in any single way. Yeah, if you peed in the tub, it would be more interesting. But also, Gatorade, what's the difference? It's wet. Now you're in it, you're wet. It's blue. Now the water is a different color. Who cares? And you covered it, you put bubbles in it, so you can't even see that It's blue now the water is a different color the air is going to cover that you put bubbles in it

You can even see that it's a fucking that it's blue now Is this a challenge what you know? Mentos yeah, that's for fun right the base of that see what happens It's quickly get through these next clip you just see how un inspired and unentertaining this is how many views of these videos have like two million? No, I don't know it's like two million followers. Yeah, there's like hundreds of thousands of you know it's safe I really I don't know how I don't off myself Hard over here put in so much fucking time into these shells why am I doing that

Why is she acting like this is difficult or painful? Yeah, she's act like she's not enjoying it somehow Was that another fart? Mix Don't And I hate this it's ridiculous You're right, I don't know what I'm done. Hey tune into the next episode of all apologies I'm doing the just a pouring a cottage cheese down the front of my pants challenge It's my it's mindless. It's my hate this fucking show yeah Socks it's so dumb. Yeah, you got one more on here. Yeah, I think it is like just the end of that okay It's her pretending that she thinks this is somehow upsetting anyone.

Wow. Hey, anybody want Gatorade by chance? Good one. Jesus, YouTube. Oh, yeah. This part. Damn bubbles! There it goes.

Who's cleaning this? So now I'm mixing it. Come! What in the? Why? What is going on here? Oh, you know Imagine what she does as a bar when nothing is happening and knowing it. No one is paying attention to her Shit that's probably pretty close to that. You know, I thought you were gonna say that's even worse Say you're dating a girl and she goes I want to introduce you to this person. I watch on youtube Yeah, this is my favorite show This probably isn't going to work. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry.

We have to break up. You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real. This can't last very long, right? That people just do nothing and get tons of eyeballs on it. I got to think that someday there's going to be a documentary about like, like, where are they now?

Yeah. And how lazy of a person do you have to be to watch somebody do nothing like this? Like I wanna do less than this. That's not laziness, that's mental illness. If you're enjoying this content. All right, couple more clips real quick from my buddy, DM, because it turns out, remember before we were talking about how she was an alcoholic?

Yeah. And then in August of 2022, I don't think I played that clip, but that's what she said. She went to Jamaica, drank every day, couldn't get drunk, God told her to stop drinking, she stopped drinking. Never had a drink since then. She even, you know, exclaimed that she's almost two years sober. But then she says this later in the interview. I got sober at 26, right? I was in a 12-step program for three years Okay. All right. How's this math adding up 25 years ago? She was a stripper. She got sober at 26

She stopped drinking in August of 2022. I I'm no stuttering Joe because the math but I don't think this is adding up in any single way But let's let's hear what she has to say about remember she quit drinking because God told her to stop so she's like I Did I got sober at 26 right? I was in a 12-step program for three years, okay, and in this 12-step program I had went out one night to a concert sober and that's four steps a year it's one step a quarter pick up the pace if i take four beers and then i take four steps how many beers have i drank? lazy lazy lazy three years for 12 steps jesus christ i had went out one night to a concert sober and a girlfriend i was with who i just

met in sobriety she was gay and i was was like, you know, it was in West Hollywood I was like, why would it go like oh, we had I've always liked women. Okay, that's where she's describing She was in a relationship for seven years with a girl and that was super gay. I was pretty gay It's pretty gay with her talking about so one more clip on here, Andy. I want you to listen up because She's gonna explain that she's a visionary and how to become a visionary and a leader. That's the difference between somebody who wishes

and someone who's a visionary. You're a leader. A leader says, you tell me I can't make a path to that generation. How about a make four? I'm gonna show you. Yeah. And people just wish, well, I'm gonna stay here

this nine to five job and I'm gonna tell everyone else you're crazy You can't do that right right right or we can be the leader the visionary that God said no I put this in your heart for a reason you have the balls to go do it that part go do it So wait God puts it in your heart, and then gives you balls Become a visionary and a leader Never heard described that way have you noticed a visionary and a leader. Never heard it described that way. Have you noticed this pattern? And it started to drive me crazy.

It might not be new. This might've been going on for a long time where people act like everyone's against them. You know, people say, I can't achieve what I want to achieve. And they tell me, don't even try. And they say, you're going to fail. You're going to fail miserably. Who have you ever spent any of your time in your life telling people they can't succeed at things

Only stepdads do that Just didn't understand that at all so alright well that's the least rose everyone Don't check it out producer Chris Chris, do you have any thoughts? Did you watch any of this stuff? I skipped around. I dabbled in it. Yeah, I think we covered it. Your other point about the production value of her intro

and that movie trailer for Nothing, she did have another thing that was a short film that seemed to be well put together, where she's in a morgue and the mortician is gonna like do an autopsy on her but it turns out she was just really drunk and then she wakes up and makes the handful like that that tick-tock bit that she did with herself yeah it's like a highly produced short film and it was how it's really bad so I don't know who's funding this shit but she's making

money from social media yeah and she's funding it or pouring it into these overly produced underperformed pits on her channel. Anyway, let's get away from it. Listen, I do read our subreddit. I read the Discord. We get feedback from people. And I appreciate that.

And I listen. And I try to adjust accordingly. And what I'm hearing is, enough about making fun of podcasts, Carl. How was the No Effects concert? I'm glad you asked. I'm glad you asked because Andy and I went to see No Effects in Brooklyn last night and we met up with my buddy Sean, who happens to be a part owner of the Punk Rock Museum in Vegas, which is also owned by Fat Mike of NoFX.

So he's got some connections able to get us backstage for the show, which is very exciting. I got to hang out with one of my guitar heroes, El Jefe. He was excited to see me, as you can tell in this photo. There's me and El Jefe. There we are together. We took a photo of me with Fat Mike with fat Mike was had his back to me But I'm not sure if that would take real well

This was the crowd is a good crowd. This is where we watched to the show from yeah, we're behind the drummer behind smelly and We got to watch the show what a cool venue this was. Yeah, it was the Brooklyn Paramount, right? Yeah, amazing. That area in the back there behind all the fans is a giant full service bar. Which was $14.22 of PBR. Fantastic. And I know what people are saying.

People are typing in the subreddit right now. Carl, what was the setlist like? I'm glad you asked, here it is. Here's the setlist. You're able to see it from behind the stage. And they played mostly songs on Punk and Drublick, Warren Aarism, and Coaster, three excellent albums. But they spring into some other things too.

Like Moron Brothers, Andy and I were in a NoFX cover band back in the day called the Moron Brothers. Yep. And they played it because they knew we were there. Yeah, just for us. Fat Mike's like, we weren't gonna play anything off-ribbed, Band back in the day called the Moron Brothers. Yep, and they played it because they knew we were there Fat Mike's like we were gonna play anything off-ribbed, but you're here Carl. You got it, buddy They're gonna play that for you. Sorry. We can't invite you on stage We want to but we don't I just show us up Well, they wanted me to sing the Lori Meyers part. Yeah, I was in the bathroom

So they got was a highlight for the Lori Meyers from the first matters bill double whammy was my favorite part of the set Yeah, there was a lot of a lot of fun moments in fact This is one of the fun moments the song Rico you know it kicks in about two and a half minutes in and this is Eric Melvin and El Jefe having some fun together LFA having very fun show.

It was really cool being with NoFX, like leading up to the show, because these guys, they all get together as a group behind the stage. Smelly Sober has been sober for a long time But the other guys drink so they all do a shot together Yeah, and then they could they come out and the banter is hilarious the bands great He had the picture of Mike with the Tito's oh no I forgot to go well Mike before the show He's just walking around with an entire bottle of Tito. He was behind the soundboard It's like sitting on the soundboard. They brought it out to the front of the stage

so he's partying harder than ever and It was dude. It was like a dream that I never I was living a dream that I didn't know I had you know Let's check the chat to see how they're feeling about More guys pretty well. It's already says gotta hate punk Stounding says this is turning into another Guess I had to be there says roachie. Oh you wish you were there They had banter yeah, I think they ripped that up for me doosh with the damn If you're saying you hate this topic you're you're

Because this band informed our band that we used to be in very heavily and we We stopped being in a punk band, but we didn't really stop being punks and that personality is Basically the personality on this show to me so no effects has basically cultivated this show That's the way I see it. What are my favorite bands of all time? I love the band and like it was there was such an amazing and I hadn't really seen them except for on warp tour Yep, and so this was really my first and last time to ever get to see them and seeing them like that Was just I decided to go because I'm like this is their final tour. Yeah, we got to go see them

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See the PC Optimum app for details. I got a scorch update for everyone. Remember, we had Marshall Lother on here. Yeah. And Marshall was the guy who scorch was very rude to on his show on pfg tv and uh Marshall Got up and said fuck you scorch and left the show. It's like whoa. Whoa, what happened? What's going on? And then said give it up for marshall. Yeah, hey guys, let's hear it Let's hear it for marshall one more time, which is bizarre that he would do that

so Marshall won me an email. I said so after the podcast dropped last week Krusty opened up his show about me. I was actually in the chat. We didn't mention me by name just as a comedian So I started to email his sponsors and send him their responses Turns out he took down the video of me Grimace wins. Thank you for helping me in my small victory. Now, he's calling Scorch crusty. Yes. Be so silly.

Yeah, so apparently Marshall was not happy with what Scorch did on the show. So he started reaching out to his sponsors. I don't condone that. Don't reach out to people's sponsors. You know, if you have an issue with someone or a show, take it up with them. You don't have to try to get their money taken away from them. That's fucked up. But anyway, that's what Marsh did.

And I actually have the clip of Scorch addressing Marshall After this show you guys remember what this looked like he was very dismissive and very rude to this guy Yeah, it's falling to know that who has a disability and that was one of the things that the guy wrote to the sponsors Like he makes fun people with disabilities like that That's gonna piss some people for sure Okay last week on the show That's gonna piss some people off for sure Last week on the show We had a comedian on I'm not gonna say his name because it does make a difference anymore The comedian walks off the set

You know this sounds like shit, but it's the best sounding scorched up Audios gargling, but I can hear what he's saying so there's that yeah, it's a first all right so he just said yeah the comedian watched out the set we I went after the show he was still here and I apologize I didn't know what I did to tell the gods honest truth and I'm being serious that's how you know he's lying the god's honest truth and I'm being serious I didn't even know what I did you were extremely rude to him Scorch You were trying to clown him to his face and people don't like that sometimes What I did when he walked off we talked it out And I apologize sincerely and we hugged it out and I could hold on a second How do you apologize sincerely if you don't know what you did?

Yeah, honestly if someone was mad at me and I didn't know that I did anything. I wouldn't apologize. Yeah, I'm sorry You feel that. Yeah, I'm sorry you feel that Yeah, I'm sorry you stormed off my show. Yeah Prove he hugged it out Mike show that picture if you would He's proving that they they I don't know that doesn't prove anything that could have taken at any time Whatever I believe I'm a giant Marshal Marshall doesn't look like he's loving the guy either now. He's not having fun And then Marshall Marshall doesn't look like he's loving the guy either. No, he's not having fun

You know, so so I mean we hugged it out. Okay, he said he said I Misunderstood you it was definitely a misunderstanding. He said I Miss understood you I appreciate you and I respect you coming up and apologize. Just kidding, Marshall. I love you, buddy. That's very cool. And then what does he do later that night? He starts bad-mouthing the living shit out of me. He bad-mouthed me to Holly. He bad-mouthed me to some other podcast thing, you know? Other podcast thing! You know, I don't know what that is.

Never heard of it, but it's a podcast thing. What? Dude, if you say we're good, we're good. Now who's stuttering? I don't want to even say anything bad about what was said. I'm not going to say anything about you personally. Lord knows I can, but I'm not going to. You just you fucked up, dude. Okay, you show that you're not a man.

Oh, you are not a man. You get it. Okay, you show that you're not a man. Oh, you are not a man. You get it. Okay, so He was just showing the small penis symbol and saying he's not a man. That's fucked up Scott. Wow, he's hidden below the boat Yeah, this is a stuttering John playbook. Yeah, it really is. Oh you went on Carl's show and said bad things about me Well, then you have a small penis Boy, yeah, I could say a lot of things about you, but I'm not good up, but I caught up, but you are gay About you gay lord Bring it up because it happened. I still don't know what I did you think it's because I was giggling at the chat

Yeah, I that's what the scores just trying to pretend now that he was distracted by the chat was giggling at that Not that he was being completely rude and undermining what if this guy was trying to do on the show interrupting him? Yeah, yeah, all right, so yeah, he's gonna get he's gonna address that real quick But now he's putting his poor fucking co-host on the spot to be like stand up for me, please you got my back, right? She's like, yeah, I mean you were You got my back, right? She's like, yeah, I mean, you were kind of, come on, Johnny Crutches. Yeah, yeah, right.

That's what I got from it. I mean, because you were doing your cute little hee-hee, and he was trying to talk, and I think he was getting a little flustered with whatever, and then I think he thought you were laughing at him, and that's what I talked about when I, you know, talked about it with him. And in all honesty, if you know me,

and you people watch the show a lot, you know what's going on with the show You you know the like I see says like I'm a storyteller So he started telling a story, and it was just a really slow story So I was just being me and I was just like you know that's I had the idea I'm good. You know I was just kind of like yeah, just being you but even all you so but for those in the Myself some people might not know who I am I'm just being me. Yeah, just being you but he doesn't know you. So, but for those in a

huge **** I would just be myself. Some people might not know who I am. I'm an **** I'm the biggest douche you've ever met in your life and I'm unlikable in every way. That's just me and you're mad about this? What am I supposed to do

about it? Change my personality traits for you? For society? Is that what I'm supposed to do? The chat room that are like it. I'm looking at the chat room. Now they're saying this and the one thing I will bring up is that you're whoever's saying I made fun of CP. You're out of your GD mind because I did definitely did not. Never. Make fun of that disease. Okay. I definitely didn't make fun of the disease. Hell no. And I didn't make fun of the dude. No. Okay. I was just me being me. So those that are bitching about it,

those that understood and said, oh that's, you know, thank you. Those that are bitching about it, shove it up your ass, dude. Ah, you know what, Mike, come on up here, bro. What an apology. Yeah. I don't get any apologies

that have to shove it up your ass. It's pretty good. This episode is- Why did he feel the need to do that? I don't know, it's funny. Because he accomplished nothing with it. Right, it didn't, no one saw that and went, This episode is... Why do you feel the need to do that? I don't know. It's funny. Because you accomplished nothing with it. Right. It didn't...

No one saw that and went, Oh, okay. It's a Scorch being Scorch. I didn't realize. He's getting a lot of bad publicity lately. Good. Good. It's even more stuttering John S. where you're like, Oh, I want to learn more about the Trans-Siberian Orchestra

that's Christmas extravaganza. And then you have Scorch going on and on about how we bullied a guy with a disability He's like what it was he be talking about Andy. This is so insane first off There's 6200 views on this video from seven days ago. Yeah, are they buying views? There's only 11 count How is that possible? It's not possible. He must be buying views. Okay. I'm not I'm not one of these guys Who says everyone's buying views, but I'm this one. I think they're buying me. Uh secondly, I had to ask

Marsha when he sent me this. I go, can you send me a link to the video? I couldn't find it because the thumbnail is the Trans-Siberian Orchestra and the thing says Christmas extravaganza. This came out July 5th and it's promoting the

Trans-Siberian Orchestra doing Christmas music like there's a giant disconnect Yeah, this must be an old that must be where all the views are from it's for people that are interested in Maybe that's right because what we're watching right now is the beginning of a show It's thirty and a half minutes in we're into anything to do This is what a show is Look at this trim all of this out just says please stand by what the fuck and then it was a countdown after

that yes it goes up forever Andy it goes up forever oh my god that's a scorches up to holy shit if I hadn't seen a show even worse this morning I could have I wouldn't be able to believe this alright You guys mentioned Johnny crutches Johnny crutches did a solo show I guess he does his own show No one knows that but doom made some clips and that got on my radar doom does a good job clipping these shows So Johnny crutches is ready to to tell all about his co-host Aaron Imhold on the Steel Toe Morning Show. Oh shit I think I probably have a stinger for this.

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies. I wish you weren't a liar. Okay, Johnny Crutches co-host on the Steel Toe morning show decided to go on and spill the tea Yeah, that's not that's not the right clip at all Not now Jake with a hundred bits, thank you April Anderson got Johnny the Rays state the facts people yeah, dude The Rays state the facts people. Yeah, dude No joke before the news broke for you guys the weekend before the news broke of

Aaron like hey April's not here Whatever the weekend before that happened I went out and hung out with Aaron on a Saturday and while we were hanging out He told me all the stuff that he then told you okay, so this is going back in time to when April had left in early April, left Aaron's house, move in with the Roketas, and Aaron kept lying to the viewers that, yeah, she's off the show, she'll be back, she just needs to get away from the internet, she's upstairs, it's fine, it's fine, everything's good. And it turns out that it wasn't good, it wasn't fine. And then all of a sudden, sudden he comes out of show after weeks of this it goes April and I are getting a divorce and that's when I went oh this is this is a

work he's not really gonna get divorced so this is the time frame that he's talking about right before he came on and said that he was hanging out with Jenny Crutches that weekend and told Johnny April's leaving me okay and because of that Johnny gets a raise because April was getting a, you know, she was on the payroll for Steel Toe Morning Show. This is very interesting because it shows how orchestrated his show is. So listen to what Johnny says here. On the following Monday, we were drinking, we were having fun and he was very vengeful and he wanted me to come on the show and

publicly thank April for For leaving and getting me a raise or not even leaving publicly. Thank April for Something like getting fired or whatever and getting me a raise Like he wanted that to happen. So two things here. He was vengeful, okay? That sounds right. I don't think everyone would admit that, but yep, seems like he's vengeful

because that's why he did everything he could to make sure that Rikadas and April all got in a lot of trouble. Everyone found out about it. But secondly, he's orchestrating to Johnny, here's what I want you to do on the show. And have I ever told you how to react to something at WTP or Chris do I ever tell you like all right? I'm gonna play this entering John clip. Yeah, what I want you to do is be like that's crazy Carl. I'm like I know right Carl

You do the exact opposite of that anything you don't give me enough information What's going on on this show? How interesting is that that this is what Aaron's talking to his co-host about. Alright, on Monday. Yeah. I want you to say this to April and it's gonna hurt her bad. We're gonna get her really good. You're gonna say this and then I'm gonna say that. When Aaron was complaining about me, complaining about him, he said that I'm all into wrestling and I think that everything's at work and all this kind of stuff.

Aaron's the guy who's into wrestling. He's the one who's scripting this stuff beforehand to figure out their angle and what they're gonna say and do I Thought that was very interesting a little bit more on this so much So he talked about it so much though that the next morning when he had a change of heart and decided not to go all Scorched earth out the gate. He told me not to bring it up and not to do that. But yeah There was a part where that was a plan and Johnny doesn't say well, I not to do that. But yeah, there was a part where that was a plan. And Johnny doesn't say, well, I would never do that. He would have. He would have gone along with, all right, boss, whatever you say, I'll brag about getting a raise because April's gone. Okay. Whatever you want to

do. So what does he hope to achieve by talking about this? Well, we're talking about it. He's trying to make some money on his own show, I think. yeah, I'm totally fine with it. But does he still want a job at steel? Tell he does Okay, and this is interesting because as you can see, you know doom pulled this clip and he in all caps Johnny crutches Tells all is the title of it and I thought that was the most salacious part the meat of this that I'm not gonna play for you is Johnny talking about Aaron's technical setup is bad He talks about his big tvs is for his monitors and stuff like okay, whatever I don't care. It looks terrible. So i'm not surprised. You know, baby can then

whatever Um this clip though this part of it You just gotta feel bad for johnny crotches I mean, this is the guy that we goofed out for crying a lot of the show and mercy wasn't funny But even merged I think it's like ah man Well for what it's worth I don't fuck anything Fuck plastic last time my hand was a pain in the ass didn't get anywhere, so let's just say right now. I am abstinent by I

Wouldn't say by choice, but just abstinent My hand has a headache Wow, I've never heard of such a thing that's sad even quad fathers like can't even get your hand to jerk you off Come on buddy, that's rough It's funny if he just did content about how he can't get laid. He can't even jerk off. I subscribe to that It's a funny show for me laid with Johnny. Yeah, does my dick work? I don't know Yeah, does my dick work? I don't know

I took a boner pill and then went to sleep All right, the question is Is Johnny going solo because you asked about that like if he's? Spilling all this on steeltoe Does that mean he wants to do his own show? And I have now a new personal legit goal of growing my show and being self-sufficient on my shows. Interesting. Self-sufficient on my shows.

Sounds like this guy's looking for an exit strategy. That's what we call an exit strategy in the business right there and my stuff not needing to do erin shows at all not needing to do uh disability and shit at all and really can i point this out and i just this just struck me this way just now when i heard it not needing to do erin show if you guys ever talked like that i don't need to do wtp anymore like what i thought like that, I don't need to do a WTP anymore. Like what? I thought we were all having fun. I thought that's why we did this show together. You guys like Chris is in Philly right now at VHS Fest. He could be doing anything

else. He's like, no, come on. Thanks. Appreciate it. That's great. No, I was on Helga's show yesterday. Yes, we got to talk about that with Lucy and She was asking about the show and I was basically like it's a conversation with friends Yeah, and that's how that's all I ever think about I sometimes forget I'm doing a show which isn't the best attitude But it helps sometimes, you know, and he started all apologies. It wasn't so they didn't need to do It wasn't so they didn't need to do WITP Yeah If anything I need to do it more These people aren't looking for exit strategies Aaron It's very different over here

What a weird thing to say I started that because I have so much fun doing this I wanted to do it more often That's why I did that not because I'm trying to get away from this Having like legit control and that means I have to quit being a fucking lazy asshole to get away from this. Right. Why am I doing this? I gotta stop fucking doing. We're not doing that stuff Someone needs to offer April some money for an interview dude people have offered her fuck tons of money for an interview

She doesn't want to be on the internet hold on Aaron Told you about your pay status before he consulted me first wow says rusty grim yeah So yeah, my raise was in the books like days before that emotional breakdown thing Some of the Merchant Merch can suck it Well good for you, John. I'm glad you got your raise over there at steel tell Very exciting, but I thought that was

very telling As far as where his heads at because I gotta imagine it's it's hard I mean obviously Gino and Keanu finally got out of the Aaron Imholte business I guess this guy Corey Adams is that his name Corey Adam Corey Adam was on the show for a while Okay, he was a regular co-host on the show and then he went on MLC and he bounced around He hasn't responded to text messages in weeks from Aaron and there was trying to put together this big 10 year anniversary show with the roasts Of Aaron and more worst timing. Yeah, I tried put on a no one was the event supporting yourself Yeah, no one wants to work with this guy. It seems like it seems like everyone's just running for the Z Hills They want to get the fuck out of there, and I don't blame them

I wouldn't want to be on a show with a guy that everyone's goofing on unless I do revenge of the cysts again All right speaking of everyone goofing on a guy Can I get a little sympathy? Because I got a bloody ass I'm bleeding generously Because I got a bloody ass Stuttering John Mellendez Andy and I were at JFK today The worst airport in the world I used to say New York was, I'm changing it to JFK

Fuck JFK Do you know if you want to get a Lyft or an Uber out of JFK, you have to first take a bus to a concentration camp where they then allow you to use your app to tell a car to please come get you. It completely defeats the point of this technology. I hate JFK so much, Chris, that I told our Uber driver to take us to LaGuardia. Andy got our Uber driver this morning from the hotel and we're almost at LaGuardia and I look up and I go oh this side say we're almost at LaGuardia

I go we're going to JFK. Oh shit So that cost twice as much it took twice as long as it should have Like to travel with me everyone fun stuff oh We have stories guys. We have stories about you sure do watch out for us so I was oh yeah studying John goes live John goes live early today we were we were in line TSA or whatever and I started listening to John he text Vince that he's going live at 3 PM and then he went live at 11 AM. Yeah probably yeah he's probably trying to avoid the process server again.

So the way that this show starts off is one of the funniest things I've ever seen John do. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. I go, Andy, you got to see this. Just when you think it can't get any more fucking ridiculous. And Andy couldn't hear it. I had my earbuds in, but I still showed it to him. It was still just as funny.

I was I was almost on the floor laughing on like on the tarmac I got the jet way to the airplane. I was doubled over with laughter. So he tweeted out Yesterday that he's in Florida now. Yeah, let's talk about the timeline of events. So let's talk about what's happening with stuttery John Malone to us John on his show we played it on this show the other day, was at his mom's house, the doorbell rang, and he freaked out. Mom, don't answer that. Don't answer the door. And it kept ringing and he kept ignoring it because Vince the lawyer is suing John for

$12.5 million. Vince the lawyer is suing Stuttering John Malendez for $12.5 million. Vince the lawyer is suing Stuttering John Melendez for $12.5 million. John's trying to avoid that. So John's pretending he's not at his mom's house. He's pretending he's down in Manhattan. He took a photo with Cohen Quinn at the comedy seller Thursday night and then Friday he's in Florida. That's not even possible. He's got two cats. He's not flying there. He's going to drive his car. It's's gonna take more than a day to get to Florida I would think so no one was buying it but he decided that he was gonna go on his show today and prove that he's in Florida and the way he's gonna do that is

By showing that he's got a green screen now because he was doing a show without the green screen Just on the couch and whatever room in his mom's house. Yep. And he did two things here. He throws blankets on the couch to make it look like it's a different couch. So he's got a giant's blanket and a Yankees blanket behind him. Clever. And then he's got a, it's not a green screen, it's just like green material. A green sheet. Yeah, a green sheet so that he can put back in the LA landscape, cityscape and make it look like he's back in his house or something like that. This is the most epic failure. And you gotta remember the way that John's show starts.

It starts with a three minute long song, DJ Dabbles, which is not his best work, otherwise John's coming down to that one. And then the, don't mess with the Duke clip. And he doesn't have the right to play And then yeah, and then it gets on to to John all of this time and I explained this too much But it's worth explaining when you use stream yard like John uses as You're playing these things you can see yourself

There's a little square at the bottom that shows you how you're framed up, what you look like, if you need to make adjustments, adjust away at that point, right? Not, not our friend, Johnny. He shows up unprepared every fucking time. And this is the best yet. All right. So what we're seeing here is John had his green screen setting completely incorrect his hair looked green He's completely blurry and out of focus and now this is the pretty good actually Okay, actually I'll explain what happened here John was using no green screen before and he was letting the technology stream I try to figure out what the focal point was and you see that we're like his hand disappears and different things have you lean back yeah yeah all of a sudden like you see the blanket or the pillow behind you and then you don't and it looks like shit so

John got the green screen but forgot to tell a stream yard have a green screen so you can key out anything that's green and use this background thing. And that's why you're seeing this happening right here. And then he toggles it over to the green screen thing. And that's where you see he doesn't have the green sheet behind him centered. And so you still see mom's door and mom's light switch. Oh Alright, so It looks so blurry and so bad a booger on his camera lens There has to be and it's getting worse. It's getting worse. There's the green screen. Okay now we see the the girl now. We're back to some parts of LA not all of them

Well, now he's wiping the camera. I think the booger He just scrapes not off his camera and now we see everything clearly Incredible right here. He has the green screen covering 80% of the background maybe 75% of the background. What a fucking moron. What an idiot. Well, maybe Lady K, I am so comfortable at my mother's, I painted my Florida house just like it.

If he was as quick as you, he could have said that. He didn't. He didn't. But if he thought about it, he could have been like, yeah, I'm trying to recreate my old bedroom. I love it What the hell is going on? Unbelievable no very believable fucking believable completely believable. Yeah, not shocked at all What say you Oh Yeah, you we go. I don't know what's with my camera. It's all fucked up.

Yeah, you can see your face. Yeah. It's not good. Damn it. Wow. What a start. I'm fucking sweating. Jesus Christ. It's so hot in Florida. You're right.

I think that's what he was trying to say. Yeah, me too. My shirt, I don't know where he got his sleeves because it's so hot down here. Yeah. Yeah, you do my shirt. I know where he sleeps cuz it's so hot down here Yeah, I gotta tell you you know I have a house real close to where John's house is in Florida It's never warm in my house No Producer Chris will tell you it's fucking cold. I like it cold at my house never one never sweating You're swimming, and you gotta go take a leak, and it's like oh

What an adjustment. He's still like fucking with the green screen filter and he's just made himself invisible. He can't figure it out. It looks like a bad Photoshop job now. He's half erased. I don't understand. Why would you quick go live while you're trying to do this? Like stop.

Andy, we've been goofing on this guy for years for this and he still never thinks like I should figure out how to center myself and make myself look presentable when the show starts before I start recording it. It's crazy. Yeah, he was more caught up in wearing a sleeveless shirt and being sweaty Convincing us he's in Florida, and then he still sticks to the script after he's obviously been out and you're right Chris you're so right. Yeah, he's so preoccupied. He's got a whole script. He's gonna go into yes He's so preoccupied with flexing his muscles and talking about being sweaty to prove he's in Florida that all of this happens.

He's like, oh, oh, oh, all right. Well, I'm still on the script. I'm not sure how it was. Hmm. Anyway, how you guys doing? It's been a long time. All right. So that was a two minutes clip of him just trying to get himself adjusted and centered so he could do his stupid show

So now everyone knows that his mom's house. He's completely been outed It's so ridiculous the chats fucking with him and he continued to deny it And one of the things that John does on a show we've documented this is he? Texts people and emails people For me, I have a lot of communication things. need to do. I'm bad at it. I actually have someone who handles my communication, but I still have to do a lot of it myself. I would never think to start answering emails and text messages during my show. I'm working. I'm not going to do my show right now. Not John. If a message pops up, he replies to it in real time while he's doing the show. And he's actually getting better at typing.

He types with one finger on one hand. You hear it and you see him do this. And I gotta say, his speed is getting a lot better and this is actually pretty impressive. ["Wack-A-Mole"] I've been practicing on whack-a-mole. ["Wack-A-Mole"] I've been practicing on whack-a-mole.

One finger! Fucking amazing! Finally found something this guy's talented at. Can't believe it. Alright, again, we're going back to the Doom well because I was watching the show on the plane until the internet went away and I started editing for WATP. I was so enthralled by what was going on. Now, not the beginning of the show, the first 30 minutes of the show, he goes through the whole timeline all over again. Hockey said this and then surely did that.

And then lady K did a thing and then so and so, and I don't draw first blood. It's just nonstop over and over again, explaining slogans, but also just like explaining everything that's happened But not in a compelling interesting way every everything's a rerun Everything's a rerun with this guy and then actually might be interesting for someone who's new to the devil verse to be like How do we get here? But the way he does it is just so Long and slow and boring. He's not a good presenter. He's terrible Long and slow and boring. He's not a good presenter. He's terrible

Thank God, so don't don't bother with the first 30 or 50 minutes of this episode First solid gold two minutes you watch it at all But anyway, this is from from doom a clip that he had feel director. Thanks for the two bucks Okay, so John just got distracted by Okay, so John just got distracted by a text. A bell. Yeah, he just got a text. Hold on a second. And now he's very distracted. And now he's gone.

He left the show. Now this blue screen. Many, many minutes later. That blue screen is on there for 30 minutes. And now he comes back. Hey everybody. How are you? Oh boy.

That was interesting. Did you see Joey C. Feldstrem looking trim? Thanks man. Trying to, trying to look trim. Gotta look trim for the ladies. Let's face it. Let's face it man. What's going on?

Balding midget deadbeat. Ben has you shook. I don't know what that means. I don't know who you're talking about. So this is John's new thing now is the chats constantly like wow man you got served you're getting sued Vince is suing you 12.5 12.5 million dollars and John just never heard of it Not acknowledging it doesn't even know who Vince is anymore. Yeah, he's so bad at acting It's so bad. I mean he's so bad at acting. He's so bad at acting. He's so bad at acting He's so bad at acting. He's so bad at acting. He's so bad at acting. He's so bad at acting Vince is suing you twelve point five twelve five million dollars and John just never heard of it It's not acknowledging. It doesn't even know who Vince is anymore. Yeah, so bad at acting. It's so lame So he did get served. I don't think so. I think he's still avoiding it. Okay. He's hoping to escape New York, which is I'm kind of ironic. Yes, very ironic.

He really wants to escape New York without getting served. Escape from New York. Amazing. I really don't. You know, are you guys... That's how you know he's telling the truth. I really... The guy doesn't stutter until he starts lying.

That's when you know he's lying. He's just like, Vince, Vince the what? lying yeah that's what do you know he's lying he's just like Vince Vince the what let's see Danny oh this is it comes a zinger John have you seen Denise Fennel's Facebook post she's saying that your ex begged her to move in with the kids with her and the kids because of your abuse oh interesting interesting interesting doubt that she would ever say that but I saw we were with a couple of friends of ours in Brooklyn yesterday and Talking about the dabble verse and stuttering John and everyone's familiar with John and my buddy Sean goes So the stuttering John still make a living being stuttering John. I said it you won't believe this

What John does for a living now is he reads? $2 and $5 insults for three hours a day. People just trashing him and his family. And this is what he does for a living. I don't know anyone else like this. Then again, I'm not a fan of Denise's, so Mason in Portland, fake anger, fake fake family man fake tough guy mom I don't know ask Abbey. Yes, Ralph. I said ask Abbey. Yes, Ralph two dead people Yeah, I know don't tell you how tough you are particularly defeated today. Yes, what happened?

Why the blue screen? What happened during that screen gates during that phone call a good question. That's a very good question I'm gonna get into that I have my theories but before we do that just Again from doom just people fucking with John about this lawsuit. That's coming down the park a mommy things books eight tree tree find I don't know it's eight three three find Vince is the

Song, you know, I know to key always plays it eight three three find Vince is the song you know I know to key always plays it, but it's about Vince the lawyer so you read that and he didn't read Vince He wouldn't read that I don't know You can sit here lie gaslight try to rewrite history, but we all So he's gonna take this on the screen, but it says we all know you got 12.5 million reasons to panic Process server will be on you soon No, you got Okay

Dude honestly when you see things like that there's 12.5 million reasons for you to panic and you don't read it That's more telling yeah, you gotta read it back. I don't get it. I don't know what that means like Yeah You don't understand what they're talking about obviously you do because you didn't read it and now John's doing the other tell that He has I'd love to play poker with John John Boxing fuck a roast. Let's just sit down for some Texas hold them yeah, because this guy's tells a ridiculous I'll be the guy that goes to the ATM for you to get more money Yeah, but use your cod

John Wendy's frazzled he doesn't know what to do he starts going Okay, Mammy you seem to like that number, huh? So that super chat that just came in it's a one two point five too many, huh Johnny boy? 12.5 so people just keep fucking with them with the 12.5 thing. You seem to like that number. Is that your IQ? Shane?

Yeah, John, you're not a funny guy. Nice try. Yeah, you're not. You're not interesting in any way. Number uh Shane is that your IQ Shane? John you're not a funny guy nice try. Yeah, you're not you're not interesting in any way Okay, so he comes back from that one phone call 30 minute phone call With an attorney he claims that he talked to one of his many attorneys on that phone call and then he goes off into this weird bizarre Realm this new thing that he's doing. John's disgusting, lumpy, formerly Eugene. Having fun dodging that subpoena. What are you talking about?

I bet there's alcohol in that coffee cup. Nah, just coffee. So he's not addressing the first part about dodging the subpoena, which it would be a subpoena by the end. That wasn't noticeable at all right how many are you going to continue to lie about me how florida better answer the door anyway getting back to the whole fucking point is that it's very simple okay you know here's the point guys to get about so he went through and i kid you not the most boring diatribe just about like, and then

Shuley did this and then I did that and then Carl said that. So he's going, he went through all of that stuff, set all of this up for this. This was the thing he wanted to get to. I'm gonna forget about who attacked, whose family first. I'm gonna forget about all this, okay? Wow. This is the guy who he started it this is his tagline for his life he started it I never draw first blood he started it and now he's saying it doesn't matter who started it and by the way John it doesn't it really does not matter we're all adults finally he's come to this realization this epiphany it It doesn't matter.

And this is what I'm going to say. And this is what I'm going to say to the shit wearer. This is what I'm going to say to Lady Kay. This is what I'm going to say to everyone involved. I'm not going to go after anyone's family anymore. The fact that he has to say that is so insane. going to go after anyone's family anymore. The fact that he has to say that it's so it's I'm not going to have to everyone's family anymore. Okay. Good. We're at a good place right now. John, I like that. Yes. It was retaliatory.

Yes. I didn't draw first blood, but I'm saying this right now. It's very important that you guys take heat on what I'm about to repeat is July 13th. Now I've been saying this for quite some time. Just stick to me. Stop at the family, but I'm going to say it right now again, and I hope you guys clip this. I, doesn't matter who started it. Doesn't matter anymore. I gave the chronological order, that's all done now. I'm not gonna do that again. Good.

I'm saying. It's enough. Am I gonna still goof on the shit wear? Yes. Good. Am I gonna still goof on Lady K? Yes. Am I gonna still goof on Pocky?

Yes. Yes, okay, yeah, I got that. Am I gonna still goof on Pinky? No. Yes. Yes, oh fuck. But the one one thing I am NOT going to bring myself Down to the gutter with That was really funny he's like, oh shit, how do I finish this sentence?

What do I'm not going to even looked up to the fucking ceiling for an answer on how to finish that sentence He's so stupid to bring myself Down to the gutter with is to go after family anymore oh, so you and I that that's Probably pretty low. Yeah, what convinced you John? It's pretty pretty loaded post a photo of my father and make a cancer joke. Now you're admitting that that's probably pretty low or my sister, my wife, my brother, my sister-in-law, my extended family. It doesn't matter who started it. What matters is my money being taken away from me.

Yeah, right. I have a different theory on this, but I want to play out. I think I know why John is changing his tune here. Anymore. And I give my word to the shipwreck. I give my word to Lady K. That's worth nothing to me, John. It's worth less than nothing.

I give my word to Pocky. Could you imagine taking this guy out as a word? What's he over under on him? Screaming about somebody's family or posting a photo and some like a neck with her Is like what do you want to say well or episodes I? Have a theory that he is gonna stop and I will tell you why okay, but let's keep it quiet here I've given my word to Pinky. And I know this is going on and on,

but I just want to show you. And to Barbara. He's really trying to drive this home. And to Mike, how many people he's attacked. All of the others concerned, I am not gonna go low. Family should always have been off limits, and family should continue to be off limits. So family is off limits, John. This is the thing you're not understanding. When we

talk about things that we find out about your family life, it's just to highlight that you're a shitty person, a bad father, a bad husband. That's what we're talking about. Not your kids, not your wife. We think your kids are amazing. In fact, your youngest is smart as a whip. It's unbelievable how smart that kid is. And your other kids are great. Your wife's fantastic. New husband. Love that guy.

He's fucking done a bang up job. So we're not concerned about your family. We're not goofing on your family. We're goofing on you and your interactions with your family. That's the thing you're not understanding. But please go on. You can hear it from the Duke right this moment. No more.

The Duke will not post another picture of any of his wives. Okay. The Duke will not post another picture of ex-wives. Okay. Anything. post another picture of X, Y, anything. I am not going to talk about anybody's family from here on in. I did not start it, but I'm better than that. Yes. Okay. I'm better than that. Am I I gonna goof on surely for being a hypocrite? Yes, okay. Am I gonna goof on surely for being a complete idiot? No. Yes. Oh fuck

I got that one wrong. Am I gonna go from Bob for being a high school dropout? Probably not. Yes Yes goofing on me yeah for having to work a day job For two years and now they work day jobs. Yes, I'll get into that the sun I will not like go after continuous questions that I'm gonna get It's another one of those imaginary press conferences. Yes, right Now your honor Am I guilty of being too kind? Yes, I am obviously am I guilty of being too kind? Yes, I am Obviously am I guilty of being too intelligent? Yes

It's 1259 in the afternoon Sure, and I'm telling you I'm done with that Sentence form of broadcast Not doing I'm not doing it Form of broadcast not doing and not doing it Anymore he calls it broadcasting posting a photo of my wife is now a form of broadcast What what are you doing over there producer Chris I mean

And I'm gonna forget about who drew first blood Okay, I just suggest how are we gonna forget if you keep bringing it over again? I thought it didn't matter I thought that was all point of this that we all Take a step back And realize you know what someone should do with what Jack goes out of these speeches that he does It's just overdub Hitler talking to a giant crowd of people Am I gonna post photos of Lady K's wife anymore? No. Yeah. Just go after me. I'll just go after you. Okay. Let's not

go after the family. It's not important. They're innocent. They don't need it. Okay? And I'm gonna stick to this The Duke When he says he's gonna do something He's gonna do it Okay, I'd love to meet him I know, right? I know You claim you're gonna sue people all the fucking time You never do, you're gonna have me to do all sorts of things you never do

But I went to Melton's house We got it Fine Good for you. All right, Lady K. Spill it. What's your theory? Okay. I have a theory on this. So John is now all concerned about talking about families and he's like, we're putting an end to that right now. No more talk about families. Now, have I been going after John's family? Has Shuley been going after John's family? Does Tukey, does the potato? No.

So why all of a sudden is he all concerned about going after families? He keeps talking about how he's talking to lawyers. He just got off the phone with his lawyer. He says he's in multiple lawyers. These Kate Meany conversations, what is in these conversations? What is he worried about?

He is so concerned about these conversations leaking. Now we've played some versions that are obviously AI But sound realistic other people might have the real phone calls. In fact, I believe they do Does he talk about his family in a way that would get him? Shunned from even the people who still talk to him in his family his family's hoping so I am thinking John is so worried. So he just got the word from his attorney that like, John, there's nothing we can do about this. Oh, these tapes were not obtained illegally. It's you can't sue Kate Meany. You can't sue

the shit way or you can't sue Carl. There's nothing we can do. They can play them. They have it. They can play it. It was a one party state. She recorded you and John's going what I? Don't have a case. Yeah, you don't sorry John Okay, it's not gonna come out here the new rules here the new rules. No one talks about families anymore All right, we go with that Family talk right when I was good When I was talking about my wife being a c-word I was talking about how disappointed I am and my kid Who transitioned or what I don't know what's out there. I know I haven't heard it whatever it is

He's so worried about it that he's now changing the rules of the game So that we don't play it. I Don't know I might be out of something. What do you guys think? Yeah, I Something changed right I love that we never gave a fuck what he was doing anyways. Right. So he's the one to worry. Well, yeah, I know this all came out of nowhere all of a sudden. And nobody's agreeing to this just because you say, hey, listen, I never want to talk about John's family.

I never want to talk about John's family. It's not my thing. When I called John's kids a loser or they sounded like they were a loser, I didn't call it. It's something those kids are losers. That was the joke. The joke is that hey look at me. I'm talking about your kids I don't know your kids. I don't care They're not losers. They're not even close to losers told that Do I before I told that to do his face? It still is hanging out to that but now he's letting go of it now

He's letting go now that he knows that everything he confided in Kate Meany while drunk and trying to score with a 24 year old now all of a sudden he's like oh fuck I Need this getting out there, so That's my theory on that It's a sound theory Cardiff is here. I'm gonna. I'm gonna bring him on whenever he's ready Yeah, maybe call Kate Meany and beggar for you know apologize to her and beg her That's a play. I wonder Yeah, I wonder if that's what's going on. She only heard that he was he met someone

He could possibly have sex with Who did who was like? Well, what do you do? Who are you blah blah and did who was like, well, what do you do? Who are you? Blah, blah, blah. And found all this shit on online, all those threats and everything. And he's like, I will turn this around if I could possibly get laid again in my life. That's farfetched. Yeah. I mean, that's the one who wants to fuck him. Farfetched producer. Right. But I was trying to think what could possibly make him turn around.

It's either money or pussy or embarrassment well And the one thing I know about John being a narcissist is he hates getting embarrassed I mean we all do but John more so than anyone else, but he should be so embarrassed about everything and he's not Curtis How's it go buddy? Hurry, I want it. I want it come right out of the gate Carl Yes, because people on the internet are screaming that it was stuttering John that attempted to kill Donald Trump. It was not

Stuttering John good. Do you know that for a fact or you're just speculating? I mean yes, he had motive Yes, he was within driving distance Yes, recently unhinged Yes, he's been bragging about guns. He altered his Saturday schedule for some reason But hold on though, if he likes Trump though, right so he wouldn't do that I don't know if you know He's not a fan. Oh, he doesn't like drop. Okay. Yeah, and actually, you know what? Never mind I take back everything I said

It must have been John. I know John. Well on his show today was explaining how he was binding his own business when we started Going after me. He's like I was doing a political show Because you guys don't realize this but Trump is just as bad as Hitler and I'm trying to point out these facts to people It's like well, you know, there's that saying if you had a time machine, you go back and kill baby hill or that be a justified murder i think that oh carter right might maybe driving the point home that it could have been stuttering john belinda's thank you i think we're going i think we're pushing the rock uphill carl oh that's not good carter did you hear my theory about john talking about no longer going after family? Yes, I did. What do you think about that? Yeah, I think he's peace. He is panicked

He thinks that's the only well again. He's he's in a position where he doesn't want those tapes coming out He realizes he can't sue any lawyer. He has talked to us. So they've got nothing here. You're an idiot and He's scrambling for some type of leverage. Like this is negotiating. This is like Chad negotiating with the hot sauce company. We talked about earlier today. By the way, they make some great hot sauce. So city hot sauce dot com promo code 50% off. I didn't get competition soon. Hot in the rock. W ATP, Rochester Rochester hot sauce why you got one coming out card and Tato's well

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No that was a new one today. That was a new one right? That was a new integrity verification. So this is uh Stalin 19 who does great job clipping these shows posted this today and I I did catch this one live while I was on the airplane You do know Trump was actually shot though, right? I do. Yes. Oh, okay. I do so I didn't know that he did get ya Jesus Christ. Yeah, we do a comedy show over here. What do you ever do? How do you ever direct that? Cardiff is like saying John did I'm like, yeah. Yeah, maybe he did people just like just car leave a fucking now It's like that's a comedy show. We did. Let me tell you what else I did to support my family shit. Where

I worked for the United States postal service. There you got another one. First, I, while working at Stephanie Miller, I tried to do two jobs and work for uber Why because I had a big nut to pay in child support and On my salary at Stephanie Miller. I think was making 80,000 a year He works over four weeks and he calls it 80,000 a year. That's how this guy thinks. He's so stupid I still

needed more To pay the nut To pay my ex for child support So I started to drive for uber And I found it wasn't for me Also tried to drive for Uber and I found it wasn't for me. Also tried to drive for OnTrack. Found it wasn't for me. It wasn't for me. I'm a lazy lazy man and these jobs take work so it wasn't for me. Some jobs when I started delivering mail, and quite frankly, one of the houses that were on my

route was on at Don Yegebaum's house. I was too embarrassed to have Don Yegebaum see me deliver mail at his house. John doesn't usually talk like this. Is he making this up? Again, I think this is a new he's trying a new angle. He's trying a new thing Maybe if I own up to everything I can tell him this for years right you have some humility Maybe that's it. You know a little wipe a little bit of the hubris away chin act like a

Maybe won't make fun of you. He doesn't learn that lesson though I've heard I wonder if this is an integrity verification Move that he's making to see if we all think he works at the post office or not Maybe he's gonna get the postmaster general after you know for making fun of a mailman getting a job at the post office It's actually not that easy, but in the integrity verification you have to tell one person You don't tell the entire internet you have to tell one person if it comes out. You don't tell the entire internet. Yeah, but Andy, he doesn't know. He doesn't know how it works.

Did he brag about acing the postal test? That's right. Yeah, you have to take the civil servant test, right? Yeah, civil service. And I aced it. Hey. It's an honorable occupation. My brother did it.

My sister did it. My sister-in-law did it. My sister did it. My sister-in-law did it. My brother and sister-in-law are retired from the post office. But I worked for the post office. I'm not ashamed, but it wasn't for me. The hours were brutal. The heat was extensive. I went through five big gatorades. That's how much I sweat

All right, no you gotta carry your mail bags protect I drink five years of a sweat. What a weird way to measure how much you sweat I had to drink them and fill them with sweat. Also the hours would be extensive and the heat would be brutal, not extensive. Oh yeah. That's a, that's a good point. You idiot. What was the incline of his roots? I went 3.5 miles per hour at an eight incline. The hours were brutal. The heat was extensive.

I went through fucks. That's fucking, again, John's only funny when he's not trying to be funny. That's actually a good joke right there. Five big gatorades. That's how much I sweat. I had to go through the training. I had to, no, you gotta carry your mail bag to protect you from dogs What and I I

Worked the day job at the post-ops by the way all of this is about the fact that he's saying that Shuley has a day job Now I don't know that's true. I have no idea. Do you know about that Cardiff? True surely didn't deny it. He didn't deny it, but he didn't say he did either He just saw if you gotta get a day job. You gotta get a day job. Yeah, whatever your family. Okay? Yeah, everybody's a day job Yeah, right everyone fucking day job. There's no shame in that working at all. It's so weird. Oh The shame is lying about it constantly The shame is lying about it constantly Teacher saying that you're not a teacher for months on that they go. Yeah, I know I was that's what's shameful

for two weeks I Lasted two weeks think I did two weeks of training. I was paid and then two weeks on the job That's all I can last in fact one of my my postmaster general keeps going up some days some of these guys I gotta hit it they deliver mail on Sundays he might be making this op right I'm pretty sure they don't deliver mail on Sunday sometimes they do actually the USPS does I believe so yes No shit, it's new like in the last few years, okay To the United States Postal Service and their employees these guys by the way, I check my mail so infrequently

They can deliver on just Wednesdays. I wouldn't fucking know Who cares what comes in the mail? work so hard. Some of these guys don't get a day off for 28 days straight. You talking about me? They work every single day. Sure do. 10 to 12 hours a day for minimum wage.

I mean, the wages are horrible. Minimum wage? That's, hold on. That's definitely not true. That's not true. Well, they're not working 10 to 12 hours a day forum wage. I mean the wages are horrible minimum wage Hold on that's definitely not true Working 10 to 12 hours a day for minimum wage. No, they're paid handsomely and they work It's not tonight show money, but yeah, it's a livable way you're home by 2 p.m. All right, relax everyone. I think I was making $25 an hour. Oh, that's way more This guy came from fucking LA thinks 25 bucks an hour is minimum wage. What an asshole.

I had to support my family. I did. And I remember when he lasted two weeks on this job, two weeks delivering mail. I have a friend of mine who has been a mailman. I was going to say mailman. I think I can say that, right? Mailman, okay. A friend of mine who's been a mailman for decades.

And it's like a dream job. I have another friend who just retired recently. It's a dream job. You get to retire early. You get a dream job. I have another friend who just retired recently. It's a dream job You get to retire early you get a great pension you get Benefits like I said everything else like that. Yeah, it's not not hard work, but they take care of you They take care of you and you drive around What's that it sucks in the winter? Yes, correct. But he was in LA. Oh, yeah so pretty good gig, I would think. The

genius that I am I Text sing on Saturday and said I can't work on Sundays. It's against my religion And that makes him a genius Yeah my religion. And that makes him a genius. Yeah. Thing that he can't work on Sundays because of his religion. You know, now we all got to find the the freedom of information request where Stuttering John Melendez was fired from the post office. Oh, as a theory. He's complaining two weeks in about working Sundays. There's a hot theory right there. I got out of it. He cannot. They're not allowed to force you to work on a religious

day of the week. A religious day of the week. Not a religious holiday, a religious day of the week. My religion doesn't like Tuesdays or Thursdays or Sundays. So I made up a lie so I could pawn it off on a colleague of mine and force them to have to spend time away from their family to pick up my slack. Yeah, good point. You're a fucking scumbag. Yeah, that's a very good point. Like Sundays are the day of rest. That's when...

Sundays are the day of day drinking. I like to watch football and get drunk by 3 30. I took his rest. So the Catholics do not have to work on Sundays. I'm not ashamed. I'm not ashamed. You're not ashamed of lying to the government. He just admitted to lying to the government because you're so smart. You're not ashamed by that. Okay Because shit where I had to support my family I did for two days Fucking pinky still likes to call me a deadbeat when I wouldn't when I was never

Caught I know he likes to say that Kevin Brennan calls him a deadbeat. I don't get any credit for this John You're a deadbeat. You're fucking deadbeat. You didn't pay child support for eight months. Yeah, and you didn't want to carry mail because it was too hard Guys, I'm sweating Walk around a lot with a bag. I want to take it a three Gatorade job, but the five That's a Gatorade too far What I wanted to do anything we we ran a dispute over custody. You stopped paying John. This is why I get so annoyed with John about, and I don't know how we're like one family.

We're not getting into personal stuff, but I am. John keeps saying, I'm not a deadbeat in a dispute over custody. He wanted 50-50 custody when he lost his job. But in the court papers it said, Susannaanna wrote he never cared about spending any time with the kids Until all of a sudden he wanted to pay less money for child support and then it became very important to him that he spent 50% Of the time with the children. Yeah, it's like no you were you were poor and you stopped paying child support and Not paying child support and you can say that like I was trying to negotiate it, you know a new amount It's fine, but keep paying something. He didn't pay anything. Yeah. Sorry. I can't pay the child support because

Just carrying mail. Do you know how many Gatorades? I had to drink kids your mom's gonna have to get a third job Yeah, the Gatorades are expensive. I can't drink off-brand Gatorade. I had to come so much mail in a snowbank. I needed to drink a bathtub full of Gatorade like that chicken Also, I think it needs to be pointed out because we don't talk about this enough when John was let go from the tonight show because tonight's show Jay Leno's version of the night showing off air and Jimmy Fallon took over Jay Leno paid out of his own personal money

over. Jay Leno paid out of his own personal money, uh, eight month salary to every employee or nine months salary, something like that. John was given over a hundred thousand dollars. This came out in the court papers over a hundred thousand dollars just as a severance package. Here you go. Thanks for your time. What John is every what's that tax free tech? Well, I don't know if it's tax-free Probably not I mean he probably didn't be taxes on him, but it wasn't supposed to be tax-free Well game of over hundred thousand dollars and John went

Sweet off to work anymore and decided to fuck off for a year and just get drunk every day and not anything I mean he did send those seven emails to HR professionals that I remember. Oh yeah. Right. You got any gigs where I can be the stall of a sitcom? We read these on a bonus show. He wrote the emails and he sent off to these people and show business where he's just like, do you guys need a star for your sitcom or what was it? It was like, he's looking for reality show work or I forget what it was. It was so stupid. Dear Hollywood, I would like to be famous.

You might know me as stuttering John Melendez. I'm lovable and charming. Call me a Debbie when I wouldn't, when I was never court ordered to do anything. We were in a dispute over custody. No, you were court ordered to pay child support and you stopped paying child support. What part of that do you not understand? John, what are you talking about? You weren't court ordered to do anything. You were. That's what it was. I wanted 50 50 time spent. My ex wanted 80 20 the way it was. I wasn't working as a loving father.

That's where all that went down. as a loving father, that's where all that went down. That's where all it was, but Pinky, you like to believe horse shit because you're not that bright. You're not, you're not as bright as me. Wow, another parallel to Aaron Imhol. When people tell truths about you that are found in court documents,

you call it horse shit. So you go, no, no, no, I read the documents. There's emails in there, there's screenshots. All of this is real. It's provable. It's evidence. It's evidence. And then guys like John and Aaron Immel go, well, that's horseshit.

Okay. Maybe explain how that's horseshit because it's not. It's obviously not. Calling it horseshit doesn't make it horseshit, idiot. Also, pointing at your head doesn't make you smart Susanna I've become accustomed to a certain lifestyle. I cannot pay you money that I owe you that's what it was Thank you scroll watcher. He wanted to host a sitcom. That's what he that's what he wrote in one of the You can't host a sitcom you fucking moron

All right, I want to bring in our first guest, the children. Come on in, the children. Can I replace Ron Howard on Arrested Development, please? Yeah, all I could think of was he was trying to be an announcer. Yeah, he was using the term host. That's hilarious. Like Rod Serling. Producer Chris, we're going to catch an alien.

I know you you wanted to get out of here. Yeah, I got to tap out. Sterling. Producer Chris, we're gonna catch an alien. I know you wanted to get out of here. Yeah, I gotta tap out, got reservations. Understood, buddy. Great to see you, thanks for coming. I have reservations, but you too. Thanks for coming on, buddy. Appreciate it. Love you guys.

Have a good night. Peace. Love you, buddy. Yards have shifted. Right now, I don't like this at all. Andy, it's up to you and me to catch an alien today You think you got it in you little review girl. I Don't see any review girls here. We do have some new reviews though So we're at a weird time today. We started at five. It's Seven it's a dinner time on a Saturday night right now

So we are at a weird time cuz any I were traveling I thought today How much time do I have to prep for the show? Like way less than usual. Yeah, I thought for sure there's gonna be a very short show. Less than two hours. Yeah, I thought we'd have a very short show. I, we can't do it anymore. I don't know why we can't do a short show.

Thanks to guys like Cardiff who provide this great content, like one of our favorite games, which is to catch an alien. The way this game works is that we're gonna hear Tommy T formerly of MSCS media what Carl is doing now is filling time while he hunts for the file it's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien are you ready to play to catch an alien you're it's like you're walking on the moon the rings of Saturn you can show the beatings at the moon talk you could see every crater I mean I put my camera the rings of Saturn you could see from your house Wow so

the red spot on Jupiter Orion Nebula And the cool thing about that is you see these in textbooks But to be able to see it anyone who I've had over and I'll have you come over and look at it It's a spiritual experience. Can you see Mars real well see Mars so well so Billy Carson? There's a belt that goes around Mars and there's a planet there that they hide from Like the citizens like there's an actual planet that's going around Mars isn't that a moon by definition? Planet going around Mars would be a boot Definition a planet going around Mars would be a boot

So it's called something I forget what it's called yeah Can I call there That Saturn has a lot of moons like Titan and Enceladus and that's a big Chance that there's water on one of those moons What about the moon of Endor are there furry teddy bear creatures out there? I heard I read it in a book somewhere I don't know one of those moons And selling it to see the space station the International Space Station going by You know what's odd to me is like we're we always talk about hey meteorite might hit us or hit this But if something big hits Jupiter, we're all done Jupiter is what keeps everything in line

Yeah, Jupiter so big one hits that moves that right? What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices? number one See you later alligator B forget about it Next good night, homie for down goes Frazier and me for down goes Frazier and lastly Asta la vista baby to catch an alien Wow so I love this one Cardiff you've done a mess full job once again because he said

something stupid a card about all the other dumb things He could have said and it's impossible to know which one he did Jupiter keeps everything in line for some reason a big one hits that I Am gonna go both get to pick two Changing the rules you know what I'll give you three combined On one more you still won't get it probably Wow Cardiff is extra I don't like this okay, I For some dumb reason I'm just zoning in on four down goes Frazier

I don't even think that's the right answer, but I like it. What do you think, Andy? I like that one too, but goodnight homie is so ridiculous. I gotta go with that. Okay, all right, so I'm gonna go. Forget about it's on the nose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That seems like a cliche thing.

An Asa La Vista baby. I don't like that one either. I like the see you later alligator because Tommy probably saw an earlier that day. Yeah, okay So do you want to go with one? Next and four yeah One next and four are three options What are people in the chat saying people are saying four in the chat? It's definitely lastly

Alright, you might be right due to the devil verse it's like we're we always talk about hey a meteorite might hit us or hit this but if something big hits Jupiter we're all done Jupiter is what keeps everything in line yeah Jupiter so big one hits that moves right so night. Oh right, so thank God for Jupiter That's Andy's Cardiff is so upset right now Damn it good night. Oh me Even spelled it with oh, I don't talk about kids

Before the rules change, I'm sorry maybe that's why I like that one so much That's before the rules changed. I'm sorry. Maybe that's why I like that one so much It was before Obama changed the word good job and trucker Andy. I'm proud of you, buddy I've been cutting alien in a long long time. I know it's about time Thank God for Jupiter right people won't be here people don't understand so Jupiter takes all Those big giant meteors and they go to Jupiter because I'm he pulls it yeah Yeah, because it's so big so thank God we have Jupiter because it eats all this stuff it was you know it was a big a big impact we were able to see it I forget when this was in the early 2000s and and Jupiter took a big impact and we were

able to actually see it and study it but You know like a million Earths can fit inside of Jupiter. You know and again. I'm think he's talking about the Sun Million earths can fit inside of this as Jupiter is big in the Sun can't be I don't think so, but I think it's pretty nice John. Yeah, John would know the answer to this John's laughing at us Jupiter these idiots I'm just I could be wrong. It's something in that number. Can you see a black hole? It's something Can you see things that are invisible yeah, of course see all that I'd have Jupiter you know again. I'm just I could be wrong. It's something in that number. Can you see a black hole?

That's all for this time You have the power of Jupiter enough to catch An alien sit Eugene sit good dog Kind of so proud of the song I'm so proud of the song. He can't help but to rock out to it. All right, right I'm gonna Google how many Earths? could fit

in Jupiter the dumbest thing you've ever googled Somewhere around there Tommy said that or the guy the other guy said that he said I think there's a millionaires could fit in Jupiter 1300 very different number that is the double thing ever googled by the way that is correct, but I knew I was right about that I do that was a way off Cardiff you even know why that was funny. Nope Idiot dummy All right trucker Andy. Thanks for coming over buddy. Yeah fun weekend should we talk about no effects of war?

Yeah, you want to talk about no effects of war. How are you feeling about this? No? the all-apologies podcast Yeah, all apologies. We just did Tom Cruise, but at the beginning of that Joe talked about meeting woke dad Oh, that's right. Joe knows exactly where woke dad is his in-laws I didn't know that Joe was was saying was outing himself out there. Yeah, I talked about WTS Yeah, he didn't like do anything crazy, but I think he just wanted to Maybe just like the hat lock. He just wanted to clock him so he could do something later on but Yeah, he had a very weird interaction with that fucking douchebag.

That's crazy. Yeah. I don't know that I'd want to meet. Whoa dad. He could we could legit go. I think I'd be nervous. Yeah. I mean.

Well that's why he's so weird. Yeah it was weird. Yeah. So check that out and then we talk about Tom Cruise and all the crazy Scientology shit and his antics that he got Up to in the media when he was promoting war of the worlds, but I I can't help but promote devil con too I'm very excited about it and Like we're saying even if you are considering coming alone Do it because just do it just do it because we're gonna get the name tags everybody's screen name

Oh, you're gonna know who everybody is everyone so and we're all very approachable Me and Joe will be there on night one just hanging out in the audience like everybody else Not too good to hang out in the audience. That's everybody doctor Steve's gonna be there Yeah, I'm gonna say about these don't approach dr. Steve. He is the nicest guy in the audience with everybody. Dr. Steve's gonna be there. Yeah, we'll also have to say about this. Don't approach Dr. Steve. He is the nicest guy in the world. Now he is nice. So, uh, yeah. He'll take a photo with you and then he'll have sex with your wife. This is what Dr. Steve does. He's amazing. It's gonna be so much fun. I can't wait. I can't wait to... Are you gonna bring the, uh, the mask, Car-Cardiff? Or you got a new plan? Get your tickets and find out at WAPPlive.com. It's a good tease. Card, have you got potato new get your tickets and find out It's a good tease Card if you got potato soup coming up this weekend potato soup Monday night But card if in the morning with OJ tomorrow morning on obnoxious John's YouTube channel But you call it in the morning now We don't you're joined an hour and a half into it. Yes come around 830. I

Think it's OJ OJ in the morning I believe. OJ in the morning, ad obnoxious John. But subreddit surfing is coming back tomorrow for our patrons. What? We are watching, we're doing a movie watch along, we are watching a recreation of Jerry Lewis's The Day the Clown Cried. A recreation of it? With actual footage. Yeah, it was some weird internet thing where people kind of reassembled They took they got the actual script and they got some footage and they pieced together a movie with new footage and old footage and We're gonna watch that If we ever could actually see that it's gonna be disappointing. No, I understand that I'm excited about that

Yeah, it would be totally disappointed. Yeah, there's too much hype around it right. Yeah, it was just the movies like yeah this sucks We're not putting this up right good right? Well you had tomorrow at 11 subreddit surfing calm All right, very good well after Cardiff in the morning with OJ Then blind mic projects as well Yes, that's a good morning so much going on in the dabble verse the devil verse never sleeps people With all the clip shows every morning. I wake up and look at YouTube. There's 30,000 things I need to watch to get caught up on everything. It's too much

Can't take it and Carl you had a little part in making all that happen. Oh little part. How dare you? alright Let's just play voicemails What else is there to say? Let's get out of here, right? Do you have a teaser? No teaser Nah, I don't have a teaser Andy, I didn't have a lot of prep time today I don't want to commit to a podcast

Hi, cool It's a falling and dirty jersey My wonderful daughter has graduated college I landed a great job in a nice place. She moved from San Antonio all the way to her new home and wait for it. Dirty Rochester, New York. She said the trees all look the same for 200 miles in New York.

It was like driving on a treadmill. So by the way, Carl, what the hell was in Rochester? I am in Rochester. And let me just comment on the tree thing. You ever been to the Northwest? Fucking pine trees for fucking days? It's ridiculous. It's annoying.

Dare you. I asked her, have you been downtown? Is there a downtown? She went on Saturday and said what little was there was closed. So she found Ontario's Beach Park, whatever that is. She grabbed an ice cream and sat down, hundreds of people barbecuing on the beach. At 7pm, when it was still light, the last guards told everyone the beach was closed. What a welcome.

By the way, Carl, my beautiful daughter and I are looking forward to meeting you and the crew at Devil Con 2. Yeah! Thank you, fuck you, bye. Carl my beautiful daughter and I are looking forward to meeting you and the crew and devil gone to Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. See you there Polly looking forward to that Ontario Beach Park Andy comment I Would never go there You don't want to be there you should be out of there by 7 o'clock. It's it gets a little scary. Hopefully you brought a knife The gunfight that's gonna go down. What's going on fellas? It's Dave from Boston. Kind of just a random thought here but Aaron, for someone with such small hands it really does wave them around quite a bit. Oh you know what I forgot to say during the no effects segment that we did, we met a listener.

Yeah, I was gonna bring it up. I wish you would have because he reached out to me. Mike Cassidy reached out to me on Meta, I guess it's called these days. But yeah, as we were leaving the no effects show, guys like, hey Carl. And I said, hey, what's up man? We took a picture and then I said, hey, there's up, man? We took a picture, and then I said hey

There's trucker Andy anyone trucker Andy Yeah, he's very excited to be a trucker Andy. I ran across the street almost got hit by a car It's worth it, but yeah, it was great to meet him Very cool. Hey Andy look who's becoming stuttering John now who? Carl I and John now. Who? Carl. I went to space and they all recognized me. Now, Cardiff, in my defense, I forgot that part of the story as we were talking about NOFA. In my defense. I was wearing a Who Are These Podcast t-shirts. I wasn't. I thought about it. I packed one,

but I wasn't. Hey Carl, Gary in San Diego. Hey, Gary. Well, it looks like John's trying to avoid Vince the lawyer's $12.5 million lawsuit, defamation suit. I don't think that's a good idea. He should embrace it. I think it'd be good publicity. He could maybe get on page six, People magazine, Inside Edition, TV, be great

publicity. He might even start getting some comedy gigs again in Vegas. Laugh Factory, Jimmy Kimmel's Club, he could move up from an opening act to a middler. That's the kind of publicity that he needs to restart his career again anyway that's what i'm thinking what do you guys think uh by the way rock and rolla no that was his uh sign off is a by the way rock and rolla i agree with you i i don't know why i was having conversations with a couple people i'm working on some projects with about This whole wall suit and everything going on with Settler and John I'm surprised like TMZ and some of these national outlets don't pick up on this. Yeah, John has a name

Mm-hmm, you know as much as we like talking about I'm famous John is actually more famous than I am He was on the Howard search over 15 and then he did something on TV or something. So it is surprising to me. Yeah, and even people that cover that kind of shit are just like who gives a fuck, Ron. Yeah, even they're like, they watch some of the clips and they go, uh, I don't know, that's sad. It's too pathetic. There's no E-list celebrities. That's sad. Yeah, it's too pathetic. No you list celebrities Yeah, it's so they'd rather show like Tory spelling has cellulite or something like that's more interesting for our viewers

I think he's more moderately well on public freakout. That's true. Yeah, that's true, but they're like Tori spikes boobs are weird They're covering over at DMZ not to to advertise that. Don't all go away. Come back, please. Cheese my bologna sandwich. Cool drink of course. Just a sweet surprise. They so good. Thanks Susanna.

Cry and call cry. Sweet bologna sandwich. You'll remember the nineties is in here. They got the shooter. They got the Trump shooter card. Sweet below the sandwich. You'll remember the 90s is in here. They got the shooter. They got the Trump shooter card.

Apparently he's dead. Yeah. Interesting. So Ruby had something to do with it. Interesting. A lot of theories already coming out. You're here. I'm sure John has already tweeted that it was a fake shooting and it was a paintball gun.

Oh, really? Yeah. I got a theory about this. Yeah. That's what the shooter would say. Is he over? Remember the night? Is that one of our friends or is this just a fake account? I don't know. I'm not sure at this point. Hey, Carl, I noticed something interesting with the website domain who are these podcasts calm. Okay. It gets redirected to Tom Myers dot us. So I'm not sure if Tom may have made an attack attempt on your shit. Can I start over? major attack and Sam thunder.

Can I start over? No, you can't. So I looked this up. I didn't know about that. Who are these podcasts.com does redirect to Tom Meyers website. So he bought the domain and redirected it or someone dead. That's pretty funny. I've never bought who are these podcasts.com.

I've never owned it. It's who are these.com because it's under the who are these umbrella as you know are these socials who these? Broadcasters or these podcasts who are these creepos not really, but you know what I mean so That's funny if he did that if he was mad at me enough to like buy that domain It's not gonna do anything for him. They're gonna rank in Google or People people still find our site. It's gonna be disappointing people. I know like the rest of his content. I know a couple things about how SEO works and that's not gonna do anything to us but good on you, Tom. It was a good investment of $12 a year. Carl, hey pal, it's Aaron Emholt here. When you

know what I stepped off the curb the other day and I got hit by a bus fractured skull, cracked pelvis. I'm in the hospital recovering. On the other hand, the bus got totaled. It's at the junkyard at the scrap heap. Wow. When you know it, another win for the W for the toe even when he gets hit by a bus, the bus is the one that gets hurt. Look at that, Aaron. Good job, buddy. You got DELUXED. Let's try that out. That wasn't Aaron Imholed. That was DELUXED.

You got as good with that one. You know, this whole John getting served thing that's really fucking suck for him. He really wants people to go, Oh my God, are you stuttering John Melendez? Are you John Melendez? Oh my God. Is this John Melendez? And I have to deny it. That must really fucking suck.

Well, don't call him that. He'll remember the daddy says, Carl, I'm a mod on your discord. Yeah, you are. I are looking over at it right now You're right. You are about a minus curdle. I with such Joe's cooked cat Good to know we should we should chat sometime Sorry, buddy. Oh Thank you for being a monitor discord. I hear nothing but good things He's a reason John almost got you sued.

Yeah. No shit. Why aren't you taking down all those Eds and Jays, motherfucker? Remember, that was the biggest thing in John's mind, that there were people swearing in my discord. He used to talk about it all the time. This is going back a few years. Wow.

What a weird word. That was getting sued for $12.5 billion. And doesn't know anything about it. Oh Vince never heard of him. What yeah, it's just so we I don't know what I What I hate more it was smug John or this like defeated John It's where he's just more pathetic. Yeah, I know Right, I guess I'd rather see that than when he's gloating hate when he's he thinks he's Got a W. You know what that would be a fun poll to put out. Maybe I'll put that up on

Patreon which John you hate more which John's the most hateable yeah, because I always thought flirty John What's one of my favorite? creepy with girls Hate that that was AI Carl car picture frosted typical listen watching Joe battery's block tonight come to conclusion okay we need him at that become too for simple fact of spike just all Sutter and John piss off ready to be deal and piss off every Okay, we need him at double con two For simple fact of spiked. It's all southern John Piss off ready to be deal and piss off every other college has to happen. I put short he's curious

We need to make this happen So you said that's interesting Would adding Joe matter priest to devil got to Piss people off. I think just people who bought tickets. I think that's something that's more for hackamania. Yeah, that's more of a hackamania move. Yeah, that is DabbleCon 2. There's been a lot of talk about Ray DeVito and whether he's coming to DabbleCon 2 and whether OJ wants him to come or not and

you know, he asked me if he could do something on it I said well, we don't really have anything for it. I'm confused as to what Ray thinks dabble con is does Ray do centering John content I'm not aware of No, he just wants to be involved He took like hackamania. They wanted him to do you know yeah, just comedy and They wanted him to do, you know, yeah, just comedy and he thought he had to Right. He thought he they wanted to do something else. Dabble con. He thinks they want you to come and do your act. But no, we want to make fun of John.

You know what's going on. Ray, it's a very specific agenda at Dabble. We want to look at his couch cushions. We want to say karaoke. We want to get awarded a dabby. We want to be in. We want to get awarded a dabby. You want to be in a room with 300 men? Yes. All dudes and a couple confused girlfriends and wives.

That's what it's all about. Cardiff, how are you feeling about the dabby awards? I know you were a big winner last year. I'm not bringing mine back. I don't think you're taking it away from me and giving it to someone else. We can't take it away from you, obviously, but do you think you're going to be up for an award this year? I mean obviously yeah, I think so too many many yeah good point Carl vision the devil better. All the Davy Awards are like Grossest moment or most embarrassing moment or like all these different things that John does it'd be funny if we showed all these John clips And they're stuck in like a card of clip into every single package. So it's like John can't even win his own awards.

Carl, this is a double verse got a little song. I'm starting here for you. man working all day drinking his beer like he's gay. Oh, oh. Producer Chris is there. Ain't saying shit while everybody's looking at Lucy's chest. Thank you, D to the devil birth Hey Kevin, Tony Michael's here Tony Michaels, so today we're gonna go to Culver you to put it Okay

See what's going on there? Yeah, correct some pretzel bites please nope that is it was that oh no thanks Tony Michael Tony you're a liberal donate money So anyway, I've been touring the who are these podcasts And I'm on episode 4 16 Okay, yeah Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's okay. I miss that guy so much.

Four seven. He is a fun character. Did he mention him today in his list of people that he's helped? Hmm. He used to do the shows and have turned their backs on them. Did he do that today? I didn't hear that. He did that today might as touch brothers Was he doing as well as I Kind of I was in and out I was on to kiss you anyway

Kevin I gotta confess something we'll come back to this voice mail just a moment over right now. I got something that The reason why I knew John was out live is because you guys announced I would be Dabbler We were standing in line at TSA and I'm watching be Dabbler live and you're like, oh John just went live Like well fuck this I gotta get over there Yeah, we kind of figured that was gonna happen. Yeah, sorry about that. You lost a viewer. Hey, Kevin I'm at the Culver's right now and I'm getting some pretzel bites yet to

Good it. Yeah, I'm jealous. Sounds good. I'm never neat Freaking hate this part of the drive-through because they made me go to the front of the line and now I got a number on my my mirror. I don't know if this is from the accident. Where the fuck, where is he? I don't think this is the original Tony Michaels. No, I was going to say, sounds different. Sounds too American.

It's the Culver's. I guess I better go with that old saying. As they say, drive in, drive out, drive, drive in, drive out, drive through. Don't put any sauce on those. Yeah, no sauce for my nuggies, please. As I'm looking at Troy Smith's artwork up there in front of me. Oh, shit, that's the other thing I wanted to say during the no effects segment. Troy, I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to talk to fat Mike for you

I'll reach out to him Hey, Carl, you know what? What I was using the same soap you were when I got done my towel didn't look like no god damn, Mexican She talking about? Was that supposed to be Lisa Boswell? It sounded like Lisa at first. Hey Carl, you know what? Oh, I never got to talk to Chris about their appearance on the train wreck it's now called.

I was watching. Were you watching that? I couldn't find it. I don't know how to find it. Yeah, I know. Cause it used to be Helga Mann and then it became the train wreck and it was that reality show. JJ's doing a bang-up job He's doing a great job, but he does he is making it more difficult to find yeah a great guest on Monday It's rebranding who's gonna be on Monday some loser

Mint salad on Tuesday. Oh, that's amazing mint sales gonna be out there. I said card at first you realize I know Definitely gonna tune in on Tuesday sounds great What are they gonna get the Z man on there? I? Didn't see Chad on that show The you think you want you want to bring Chad into Helga man's life. Yes, Lisa Boswell's life. Yes Enough more than anything else Alright, we gotta get out of here. I think that's everything I wanted to talk about for the most part He's some of the things I wanted to talk about for the most part except for the things I forgot to talk about

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