Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep536 - Parallel Play

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Starting point is 00:05:21 our voicemail number. And I do get suggestions on there, so thank you. We have both listened separately. We're not discussing it with you beforehand. Let's get into it. It's a show hosted by Harper Rose Drummond and Kate Lavrentios. Is that how you pronounce her name? I listened to somebody ask her that question

Starting point is 00:05:38 and did not listen to the pronunciation because I did not care. Oh, someone actually asked you how to pronounce her name? And you didn't care about that? Not even a little bit. I have actually asked you how to pronounce your name And you didn't care about that not even a little bit I have to tell you that this Harper Rose woman has zero redeeming qualities Kate has two Kate has two redeeming qualities What are they Harper? Well, you'll see you'll see it about we'll describe it in a moment

Starting point is 00:06:00 but Harper Rose is a stand-up and Kate is a model and they're both like social media things. Yes. That is as far as I figured as well. And I'll tell you this. Well, maybe I should show a clip before we get into more specifics. I guess that would make more sense. So the person who sent this in to me explained that the podcast is bad, but they also do these skits that are really terrible. Why don't we start there? Why don't we start with one of their comedy

Starting point is 00:06:30 skits that they do and then we can get into the podcast and the stand up and everything else that's going on because these two are content machines. They're constantly putting content out brilliant stuff like this. Okay. So I think the craziest thing I've ever done is one time I got a little too drunk and I kissed a pouncer oh my god that's insane one time after my ex-boyfriend fired off his children on me chest look at the family right I took a washcloth and I

Starting point is 00:06:59 cleaned up his sandy mess and I went to the bathroom and I actually took the washcloth with me and out of curiosity I give it a little liquorone and cheese Slurp and you know what that tasted like like monogamy is alive and well so So that was a crazy summer she's quirky yeah, it's it's very sexual. Everything about this show is very sexual. These two chicks talk about sex a lot, getting fucked, but it's also got the comedy angle going.

Starting point is 00:07:34 Like, here's another example. This one is called, you know your BFFs when? You know your best friends when? When you plan your hookups at the same time so you can bust simultaneously. Who's running a blow? We both bully each other's exes in real life and online. I've made several accounts. We've made out with each other's dads, so we're not just best friends anymore.

Starting point is 00:07:56 We're sisters. Wait, what? That's right, Kate. To play that game. I can't say that. You know your best friends when you parallel play! Your dad has good breath! So parallel play is this YouTube channel and a bunch of shows

Starting point is 00:08:14 they put together and Lucy, what do you make of this? I just figured out a little bit about the name just watching that. They constantly are doing this thing with their arms when they're going back and forth. It's parallel lines for the parallel play and I'm just getting that right now. I didn't pick up on that at all.

Starting point is 00:08:31 Yeah, my mind is blown. I never picked up on that. I think that might actually be. I saw them do that a dozen times, I didn't know. That's the cleverest thing they will ever do. Exactly, exactly. That might be the best thing that they've ever done. They are insufferable.

Starting point is 00:08:42 Yeah, I wrote down in my notes here, get ready for serious manic energy. Yes. Like these are people who have mental problems and they haven't worked through it yet. Yeah. I couldn't believe how much ADHD I was looking at. They never talk about one topic, they never stay on anything for more than a second, and I learned nothing. I'm pretty sure that I lost brain cells. So if you want to check out my clip 8 this is the first episode of their podcast. Okay. So nobody knows about it it's brand new and they start out talking about how everyone's asking about it.

Starting point is 00:09:18 So a lot of you have been asking like what's this show you're doing with Harper by a lot of people I mean my mom um and guess what we were gonna film in a studio but then we decided that we literally live together we have this camera let's start with doing some vlogs so the post-production is really obnoxious they put in all these little sound effects and graphics and things and never makes it funny or interesting And it sounds like shit because they're not using microphones or just talking into their computer They have a Sony camera. They have a Sony camera, but Zv1f because it's well of course I should have known that da Jesus Christ I'm someone gets a YouTube channel now. They fucking know everything there is no I'm just saying this very roomy and bouncy and

Starting point is 00:10:05 Reverby the way I know why there sounds like shit because mine does too for the exact same reason I the thing that annoyed me so much about this being the first moment in their first episode is that now they have done many Episodes and they never graduated from vlogs They just made it more annoying and still nobody is asking about what's going on with your podcast because it's not a goddamn podcast. I will say, okay, a couple things that we need to know is that Kate has 65,000 Instagram followers and 190,000 TikTok followers and what's-her-name has something going on too. And so they are like social media influencers or whatever the word is

Starting point is 00:10:45 these days, content creators, whatever it is that they do. But this show specifically has like 3000 subs and the episodes only get like a few hundred views or maybe a couple thousand. It's not really catching on yet. No, not even a little bit. And that's because it's so awful. It's not great. It's a spoiler the show reviewing today. We didn't like I just gonna surprise a lot of people but this this time is one time Alright, let me real quick play you I watched the most recent episode I just dropped I think today and it starts off with the arm thing Yeah, and and they have like this weird thing that they yell to start the show, I guess. Wait, should we talk about that comedy show we went to the other night?

Starting point is 00:11:27 Yeah, and I don't know if you're okay Give her a patent please. Take notes on this. All right. All right. Because you'll see that even Harper Rose is staring at her tits. Harper Rose is staring at her tits. Y'all aren't, so this is a pro, come on. I'm trying to get into it, I'm trying to get into it. Girl. So this is information I don't normally give on these podcasts.

Starting point is 00:12:13 Oftentimes, I'll tell you about how many subs they have, I'll tell you about what their reviews are. What I know about Kate is that she's five foot 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 inches. Her waist is 33 and a half. Her hips are 47. She got an 11 shoe and she's a 14 size. Wow. These are rare numbers. Yeah. All of these stats are quite rare. This is like triple double at the WNBA rare

Starting point is 00:12:38 what we're talking about here. Is the reason that you know that because she posts her measurements so that people buy her things? She has a website. Got it. She has a website. Understood under she you know she's a model and she's trying to get work She's a big girl Wow five eleven and a half. Yeah at the end of this episode She's bitching about how a store their shop, and it didn't have an extra large or whatever I actually have that clip okay very good since you brought it up

Starting point is 00:13:01 So they also do this thing where they're vlogging, so they go shopping together. And yes, this is them talking about that. Yes, I got a bunch of stuff. Harper Rose might have gotten nothing, but she was gonna get this leather bikini, and it looked so good on her yams, but the problem was we wanted to get matching leather bikinis,

Starting point is 00:13:20 and guess who doesn't carry an extra large fucking store? Yeah, it was actually getting very stupid as hell. Literally is it a crons have curves. It's not what's up with leather bikinis. That sounds like it would not be great for the beach. Sounds horrible. It sounds sweaty. I looked it up. I don't think I've ever seen a leather bikini before. It's not the right material for that type of thing.

Starting point is 00:13:41 And the first result was a website called weather bikinis.com. So I'm guessing that most department stores don't carry this product. You know what I mean? What if it may see or something and it's funny that they're out of extra large. Yes, that is a bit odd. A couple of comments. Not Mark seems to be excited. It's like 11 shoe you say, all right, calm down over there, buddy. Relax. And Mr. Skunk says she wants to have a massive cock based on those measurements Yes, I would agree with you. No. She's she's cute she's attractive until you get to know her and then you want nothing to do with her at all and

Starting point is 00:14:16 I don't know where do you want to go next with this. Do you want to focus on? Harper Rose It's hard to push. She's the stand-up I let's let me play you a clip and then and then you tell me where we're gonna go Okay I felt like in my clip for that any given moment of their show parallel play is exactly like this clip in this clip Harper Rose is going to say something then they're gonna have a giggle fit Then Harper Rose is going to make an annoying noise

Starting point is 00:14:41 Then they're gonna sing and dance and then there will be some sort of annoying post-production and then more giggles. Do we have to play the clip? Yes I feel like we just did yeah, I know. Oh, it's great. You're punishing us. Enjoy The guy that Kate likes asked her for money There's the giggle fit Annoying noises And that's on credit card. Kate credit card. Kate post production and more giggles.

Starting point is 00:15:16 They also talked to us like we know their entire friend circle. There's a lot of those conversations like, oh my gosh, the flea bag was at the club last night. Could you believe that flea bag? I gave a hug. You're just just like no one knows you're talking about. What is this? So for an audience of four people? Yeah it's completely awful. As long as we're talking about friends circles I did have a couple of clips here where some of their friends show up. Oh great. Which made them even more insufferable somehow. In wait for 15 okay this is gonna be when their friends

Starting point is 00:15:47 show up so these friends are Gabby and her new boyfriend Harvard I don't know his name was stupid Gabby lamb I believe that it is Gabby lamb and Harper Rose do a podcast together called Tea Time Podcast and why was that bad but go ahead yes so you're gonna get to see her if you have seen her already her him I'm not sure yet, but I well you won't have any more of a nice very feral actually if I'm mistaken all right So Gabby and this dude are in a new relationship, okay? My god, I just came home All three of them live here Oh my god, Gavin just came home with a remain of her body. That's weird.

Starting point is 00:16:25 All three of them live here? Hi guys! Hey! Hi! Oh my god. I thought it sounded gay in here! It literally did. Wait, can we come up?

Starting point is 00:16:37 Yeah, come up. We're being silent today. Ew! We're in bad mood. We're in horror. Oh my god, tell us right now. Hunter you should be fucking gagged that you're even with her Hunter do you still have hinge on your phone? I have hinge I feel that bumble I choose for Jesus I have Christian mingle. I don't believe anything

Starting point is 00:17:02 Okay, cuz liars are actually something okay cuz I When I do it, it's only cool when I lie this is not a show Not a show yeah This sounds like to me. This is an Airbnb. Yeah, well This is watching Airbnb where someone's dad bought all the kids a few rooms that they can hang out in Yeah, this is my worst nightmare like girls slumber party sounds fun Fuck me this is awful. Yeah before we move on anything else can I play you my tea time podcast clip? Sure, but I do have one more clip of Gabby and Harper. Thank you do it

Starting point is 00:17:41 Let's alright so after they show up Clip of Gabby and Harper they do it. Let's alright so after they show up They start asking Harper questions about if he has ever been catfished before his name is Harper Yes, his name is Harper. I thought it was Harvard. It's a dumb name. Well. I'm just I'm sorry Harper's Rose is the chick on here, so I get oh, maybe it isn't I don't know it could be Hunter Could be anything hamburger So a lot of days to start with H. So they don't let him answer the questions like here. We are we're on a podcast

Starting point is 00:18:12 We have an opportunity to interview somebody new instead. We have a screaming fit so turn down your volume I was girl eagerly approached me, honored me, being a good boy. He said hi to me and I was like, Hey no! Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. And I was like, And she was begging for my coffee! And he said, Hey! Fuck you!

Starting point is 00:18:32 I took way too long. Can't you do a bum joint here? God damn! I wanted out! He's so bad! Oh no! I know! He said,

Starting point is 00:18:42 You wanted to come in and eat on me? He said, Hey! Can you bring your tits back? Put your shirt down, Perry Farrell. Yes. So let's assume his name is Harper. All right. Yeah, let's go with the Harper. Get out.

Starting point is 00:18:52 Yes. Get out. Yeah. He seems normal. Or than them. Okay. I don't like whatever weird contortion exorcist thing that she did with her body there. I don't like anything about this What about our tattoos? What do you think about those? I hate them. Oh, I don't like tattoos. Oh wasn't expecting that. I know

Starting point is 00:19:13 Okay, so about me. So they Harper Rose Drummond Who's the unattractive one does a show with Gabby Lamb the more unattractive one called tea time? And they like to promote their show with little clips on instagram like this you said this before and this is about serious now you don't like getting titty f*** i don't need that see i always when i watch porn first thing i'm looking up titty f*** can i say something yep the person i hooked up with last night i didn't even take my bra off during sex so i said you know you don't even deserve to see these. You serious? I'm being dead serious.

Starting point is 00:19:46 Show them. So that's, so for the guys on OnlyFans that are getting pissed off that I'm not showing my tits to you guys that are paying for it, guess what? I don't even show people that I'm having consensual sex with. You know what's so crazy is that like nobody's ever complained to me about keeping my shirt on during sex. They've never been like, take it off. Really?

Starting point is 00:20:02 Yeah, hang on. They say, they, in fact they go, keep it off they go. Hey, I see you're wearing a bralette Want to put on my sweatshirt? Hey, you want to hey real quick. I got a thick sweater in my closet you want put that on here We get it don't put that on to it. Hey. Hey um do you see this winter coat? I got two of them. What is this? I'm on top of each other. I'll find the hole we get it down All right close your eyes. That's so funny.

Starting point is 00:20:28 I once had a guy actually throw a temper tantrum because I didn't want to take my bra off. I'm telling you, I'm very weird. Unless I am really comfortable with you, it's like, I'll f*** you if I'm not that comfortable with you. But if you want to see, like really see my body, I think I need to love you or something close to it or be blackout that's and then you know what

Starting point is 00:20:49 can I buy you a drink? those are the only two options this digital footprint is kind of weird I know and well it's fine we said worse have we? oh yeah so I don't want anything to do with that show yeah that's awful um I did learn some more about Harper Rose nipples. Oh if you wanted to learn that I don't But yeah, I feel like you're gonna have to listen those people in the chat I don't want to but there's people the chat who are begging for it. They want to know they want to know so um in my clip Nine we are going to find out it turns out that Harper roses actually a little bit self-conscious about her nipples specifically yes you know it can happen so she's going to tell us about how she's about to go get her nipples pierced and of course she is going to sing the most important stuff. Wouldn't that draw more attention to these things that you'd...

Starting point is 00:21:38 Okay. You have something to tell me that you've been saving for this. I'm piercing my nipples! No! Whoa, whoa, whoa, Thursday! What? With who? Or is it Friday? No, Friday! Who's doing that? The kiosk at the mall, who do you think? That's where everyone gets their nipple pierced, right? But also, what does it matter what day of the week it is?

Starting point is 00:21:58 Or who's doing it? Like, what's the difference? Kate can't be outdone, so in my clip 10, she also talks about her nipples. She does need attention this one. She really does Yes And then Your nipple ripped in half Literally ripped in half I was like I had a seatbelt on when I wasn't wearing a bra and the seatbelt went under my nipple and then I stopped My car suddenly and it like ripped in half, but I was also reckless and like, you're really responsible now.

Starting point is 00:22:25 But anyways, now I only have one because the other one got a hell of an impactor. Ha ha, Jesus. Well, good thing she doesn't have a clitorin. Yeah. I can't imagine what the seatbelt would do to that. So yeah, her nipples are deformed, I'm assuming. Oh no.

Starting point is 00:22:38 I'm sorry to disappoint you with the two good things about this show. So awful. All right, so you heard her mention mention when I say her, I'm talking about Harper Rose, the comic, a really funny comic who likes to slug herself out. So she has an OnlyFans. You heard her talk about that on that clip, but it's not the type of OnlyFans that you think it is. Apparently OnlyFans is doing a thing now where they have people on there who are doing comedy. They're trying to expand to other types of content for some

Starting point is 00:23:13 reason. They're woke. Which is a bad move in my opinion. I might draw, you know, and by I might I mean I already have dropped a few bikini pictures. Okay. But I think about it, I see the bikini pics that you post there I post that for free on my Instagram and work like way worse But I just like love making content like that I'm silly like that it's just fine But you know like and see I'm shy of making content like that But I'm not gonna show hole. I'm gonna be honest. I'm debating on showing yams

Starting point is 00:23:50 But just because I'm sure I want to buy mics Much money if you showed yams, but I get not wanting to I know exactly who these women are. Yeah, you've met them before. They're the broads that talk super loud at a bar and then they notice that you're listening like, this fucking creep is listening to us. Yes. Yes. You cannot win with them.

Starting point is 00:24:15 In fact, since you brought that up, they got invited to a party. They got invited to a Fourth of July party. And this is an interesting little saga. It gives us a nice peek into what their lives are really all about. What to do on Fourth of July. And then I got a call from my friend being like, yo, big party at this rich person's house.

Starting point is 00:24:33 And me and you were like, okay. And this was our second Fourth of July together. In the Valley. In the Valley. And so we said, okay, last year was a SCX party. This year, who knows what's gonna happen? This is gonna be so fun. Can't wait. So the girl doesn't want to show her nipples. Went to a sex party last year.

Starting point is 00:24:52 Well, she doesn't want people to pay her for showing her nipples. No, no, even when she was fucking the guy the night before from another podcast, she wouldn't take her shirt off. Fucking lazy. I do for you. That's fine. I got this. I'm lazy. But she's going, I do it for you, that's fine. I got this. I'm a gentleman. And so like we put on some cute outfits. We drive all the way out there.

Starting point is 00:25:11 Gated community, like insane wealth. I didn't think it was wealthy like that. It was the 1% and I said, okay, there's child trafficking up in here, but I'm going to keep my eyes out and let's go. We thought we were going to have a blast, meet some new people. Hey, in order to meet people, you would have to be spoken to to your point They're so obnoxious. No one even wants to engage in a conversation with these two Yeah, because it's like the Tasmanian devil coming into the fucking party like Jesus Christ

Starting point is 00:25:35 We would need all the attention like please just go away I was wondering if that's how they got the invitation like we need someone to get super drunk and embarrassing and it's you oh Yeah, that's a good idea idea I should start inviting people like that wait a second I do most of my friends oh so all right this is more about this party and I'm trying to make friends and like yes I know one would talk to us and then remember we knew two guys there and one of them was playing ping-pong with this other guy that I didn't know and I don't know if you saw it But I was like this guy sucks, right like trying to make a joke and they both ignored me

Starting point is 00:26:11 Could you imagine I don't have to I could totally picture that this girl is six feet tall With giant tits and I was just like, all right, that's I'm done with you. I'm busy playing My body right now get the the fuck out of here. That's how obnoxious you are, Kate. That's how annoying you are. So, after they left the party, what they do is they live their lives on social media. So they made videos about how shitty the party was, right next to the house. We made a bunch of videos about how bad that party was right outside the house. Yeah! What the fuck? Like, we need to stop doing that. We made a bunch of videos about how bad that party was right outside the house.

Starting point is 00:26:45 Yeah! What the fuck? Like, we need to stop doing that. And I remember I asked you, like, Kate, can we just drive down? And you go, I'm going to be honest, no. And once I get in the car, I'm not going to want to get out. So I go, okay. So these women need to get off social media. It's ruining them.

Starting point is 00:27:01 Their personalities are social media. They don't know how to navigate the real world in any single way Everything is content. Look at we're creating. God is this crazy. I'm shopping at the store Wow Shut up. I don't know that there's that much hope I think that even if they got off of social media their personalities would still be like probably but I wouldn't have to see it That's accurate. That's my point. That's right that's accurate alright so that one more clip from this party thing that I have is it turns out it's probably them because they're actually like everyone at the party was a snob and an asshole no one had talked to

Starting point is 00:27:35 them it was so clicky too like everyone was like not venturing out and I'm like yeah no one's talking about us if I try to to talk to someone else like besides the two people we did try to talk to I think someone would have like called the police. So I was like okay I'm just gonna stay in the pool and I'll stay away. Yeah and it's so interesting cuz like so the guy that like we got the invite from originally I met him the other day and he was like hey you were at that party right and he was so cool and nice but I was like yeah people were kind of like me he was like dude everyone was so nice I was like you're not confused you just figured it out ding ding ding yes you're the problem I just thought that was a fun way to add that story with everyone was an asshole

Starting point is 00:28:21 there they all stuck up a little clicks don't want to talk to us and then I ran into a guy that the person's like everyone was so fucking cool there that Was such an awesome time like oh, I guess we're annoying. I guess we're super annoying Yeah, go figure now will they learn from this? definitely not Definitely not no they're comfortable with being obnoxious. They love it. Yeah, yeah, they're advertising it on a daily basis They're putting out content every fucking day every day this Kate. She posted video every day at 11 a.m. That's kind of impressive Nope, I mean, it's annoying Quantity is not impressive to me. I understand there's no quality control whatsoever going on here

Starting point is 00:29:00 All right, Lucy. Where do you want to pick up from here? Well something that I was very interested in because obviously what we are watching is Barely a podcast so I was very curious about if they ever went on any other people's podcasts Oh good, so in my clip five. They are actually getting ready to go on to Ahmed al-kardi Podcast in this clip we are going to get to hear six sound effects and one title card in 23 seconds We are going on Ahmed's, Ahmed Al-Khajri's podcast you guys. I've never fucking heard of him, he's really cute. And he literally is so hot. Yes.

Starting point is 00:29:52 Um, I also really hate that they're just constantly doing their makeup. I don't know if you guys saw that in all of your episodes. I did. All they do is they sit in front of their camera and they have conversations that they should be having off camera while they do their makeup and they look almost zero different after they put their makeup on. Um, so you saw that they were getting ready, ready in that last clip. So in my clip six, we are going to talk about how they are getting themselves

Starting point is 00:30:18 nice and hoarded up in their outfits in order to prepare for this podcast. It's giving a conservative podcast and I actually couldn't look. We both are kind of giving. Yeah, well, you set the tone and so I said, okay. Well, anytime I'm on a podcast, I'm like, why would I wear something that I wear every day? That's, I love that outlook. And I love that you like get the fuck ready.

Starting point is 00:30:38 Like you put the makeup on, you get the fuck ready. I don't get why people wear like sweatpants. I mean, I get it. That's like the vibe but So you're probably wondering well, what was this podcast actually like? Yeah, let's let's see what it looks like So we're going to check out the the very first part of this podcast And you might notice that Kate just went off about don't wear sweatpants You might notice that Harper Rose is actually wearing sweatpants in this clip

Starting point is 00:31:04 Welcome to another episode of Monday Funday podcast. It's me comedian podcaster hiker hiker biker and food critic Not dieter So it's Amidst tea and I go 69ing. And you like it on top. Yeah. You're on top. Man, you know too much about me.

Starting point is 00:31:28 Okay. It's me, Ahmed Al-Qadri, and if you could speak Arabic, Ahmed Al-Qadri. I have two great guests. We can. I hate this so much because it is so extremely disrespectful. It is. This guy is just- He's doing his intro.

Starting point is 00:31:40 He's just trying to get through his intro, and they are being such assholes. He titled this episode, 62 minutes and 18 seconds of ADHD and he was not lying. It is 62 minutes of them doing this and being complete assholes. You would think that even if these people are annoying as fuck that they would have some semblance of a how to interact with humanity when they're being invited on somebody else's show Yeah, right. They're so manic and so nervous. There's such a nervous energy going eventually you got to read the room They couldn't do it Trying to compliment Kate this whole time. Yeah, the tooth-to-gobble ratio is a little off

Starting point is 00:32:18 It's just a little off. I mean, it's not far be it Far be it for me Far be it for me She was doing her hair forever before what the fuck happened yeah, you're right is she's like we're in drawstring. Yeah, she's Okay Alright well since you brought that up They they talk about the amount of content they make so I think the problem is they're getting a little too comfortable. There's something to be said for being excited to do a show, being excited to go online and try something new. If you're just putting out content all day, every day, the quality is going to drop off.

Starting point is 00:33:00 The amount of content that we pump out is legally mentally ill, but honestly, I think people need to know that we don't actually share as much as people think we do. If you guys, okay yeah, people are like TMI overshare. If you knew the extent of our lore, I mean maybe one day we'll get into it, but for now, we're just trying not to freak people out. So. Also, you guys need to try hot smoothies. Like. All right. This is not content. and I'm getting very upset with the word content lately

Starting point is 00:33:29 People are mad at the words I use I'm mad at the words you guys use. All right This is not content. It's the new C word like all right. No one likes the acolyte the new Star Wars series Okay, it's being panned all over the place. I'm watching it because I just like to watch a trade wreck That's content! So much work goes into that, they don't write a script, they don't get actors or special effects. That's content! Sitting on a bed and going, I'll be drinking a smoothie! How is that the same thing? Those are both considered content? Don't forget, they are doing all that post-production stuff that we love so much. All right, I'll give it to them. That's good content. Let's watch the arm thing again. That's always fun Guys want to hear about fleabag? Yeah, okay, so they go to this comedy show that

Starting point is 00:34:22 Harper Rose, what a weird name Harper Dash Rose Harper Rose. What a Harper Dash Rose. Harper Rose and they run into this dude It's a weird story too beca want to date him more but to call me the next weeken me until Wednesday. Okay. R the maker break I didn't you go on a date apparently that was it so then they say he's dirty and they call him fleabag and another comedian was

Starting point is 00:34:53 there who I may have smooched yo so this fleabag was there If you follow us it's the guy with fleas. He doesn't actually have fleas. Yes he does! He looks great! More arm stuff. That's always good. Yeah and the clapping. The constant fucking clapping in an echoey room. Fuck you, broads.

Starting point is 00:35:18 And then there's more arm stuff coming up here. Good, good. He just looks at us and he goes, oh, and he literally only says hi to you. He doesn't look at me. arm stuff coming up here. I was like, oh, I thought this is what we were doing right? It was weird and then we weren't yeah And then me and Harper Rose was trying to get in and he was like against the door and joking around He's like not letting you in but he was only looking at you saying that he I was like, dude It doesn't have to be weird. It was a year ago. We hooked up a year ago Everything gets him very excited. So after that, Harper Rose says, you know, you guys should have a better relationship since he busted on your face.

Starting point is 00:36:12 And then Kate, who's a classy lady, it's like, as if, you know? Speaking of which. If you can't bust on someone's face. Okay, you can't bust on my face, dude! But didn't you bust on his? No. Dude! Someone was busted somewhere.

Starting point is 00:36:34 And it was you. Under the bed? No, okay. Dude. But all I know to be true is like, as adults, some of my favorite friends are ones that know what I sound like when I bust and it's like that's just okay I bring up that bar scenario a lot. That's like that dude I would move away from these are the loud talkers The only scenario I'd really enjoy with these

Starting point is 00:37:01 Individuals is watching them getting kicked out Yes When everybody applauds right? with these individuals is watching them getting kicked out. Yes! When everybody applauds. Right, and they're trying to hook up with every guy in there and every guy's like, no. No, I can't do it that. I told you, that's yes. That clip right there though reminded me of this video

Starting point is 00:37:17 that's been going around. I think Melton was having some fun with this the other day. Have you guys seen the Dollar Tree Jizzer? No. Oh, this is funny. It's funny because of the reaction. So this guy walks up to this lady and jerks off on her leg in a dollar tree? Of course. Not of course. He doesn't have it every time you're in a dollar tree. Well, that doesn't have to be anyway. I mean, yeah, every time she's in. Yeah, right. Maybe you do. But so she decides to load up her phone,

Starting point is 00:37:44 start shooting video and chase him out and listen to This woman's reaction is hilarious I've never seen someone so upset about something that could be solved a napkin Like I've done it girls that were on birth control. I didn't get that upset with me. What the fuck? Somehow makes the term not in that much I'm glad you guys enjoyed that video of the week one more time go ahead to play that WTS I think that's why Mike will enjoy that as well what else you want to talk about from this show parallel play you're just joining us we're checking out parallel play and Lucy type by says of clips for us oh yeah we can do her comedy I know you have stand-up

Starting point is 00:39:06 I do have some stand-up clips. You want it? You want to check out some stand-up clips? Yes All right, so the teasing in for 25 minutes These are Harper roses stand-up and it's the thing that I just am always baffled by is that these are the clips that she chose To post correct is her page putting this stuff up. So you want to start with 13 here? I was stealing from Nordstrom because I know my worth. Okay. If you're still stealing from Rite Aid, keep it to yourself. That's embarrassing.

Starting point is 00:39:34 Rite Aid is for the pores. Oh, and actually anywhere is for the pores. If you have sticky fingers. What? Yeah. Not a joke. Nope. And she does these mouth noises occasionally. Yeah, the person who sent this to me said I think she has turrets. Something going on.

Starting point is 00:39:52 Something is definitely going on. I think that she just thinks that it's quirky and cute. Yeah. I think that it's like I look everybody will think that I'm funny if I make a little noise right now. Um, I should try it no you should try it I'm not gonna see what happens no thank you tune into once over with Kaylee should we try it out some new quirks he nodded on my leg you asked me to so in there's another stand-up bit if you want to check that one out. I do. It's just so stupid. They're not jokes. Okay. I do have clear skin.

Starting point is 00:40:29 Thank you. I do have clear skin. Why? I haven't sucked dick in two years. Okay. How does that connect? Not know that there was a correlation between those two things. What's the correlation between sucking dick and having clear skin? No idea.

Starting point is 00:40:43 You look like you unhooked your jaw like a snake when you sucked it. What's the correlation between sucking dick and having clear skin? No idea I have a feeling and I haven't seen her stand up before I have a feeling that there's always someone in the front row who unhinged their jaw like a snake after that joke I bet she pointed someone in the crowd and says that every time after that punch line. Oh, absolutely. That's basically what her podcast is, right? It's just as manic and ridiculous as the show. Yeah. And there's a band in the other room that you can hear through the wall. Oh, is there? I didn't even notice that. That's how you know it's a good stand-up club. It's like Fleece Johnson. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:41:29 All right. Anything you want to wrap this up with before we move on to our cringe of the week? Do you want to suffer or do you want to move on to the cringe of the week? You're not asking the right question. I know that. Your call. What are we doing? Let's go ahead.

Starting point is 00:41:44 We'll do clip 12. Okay. So this is the two of them, they go to a strip club. Again, we know that they like the sexual content. Yeah. And they didn't tell, it turns out that Harper Rose didn't tell Kate about something that happened at the strip club. The answer to that question is that she made out with somebody. Crazy story, right? I have put this into 4x speed for you in clip 12. Thank you. clip 12 thank you

Starting point is 00:42:05 you did something a little crazy and I kind of want you to like tell me the full story because we didn't even like talk about it yet of the story as she made out with somebody. I'm doing their makeup still, obviously. in the club. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kurt of asks, is this anything worse than watching KB read Super Chance? I don't know anymore. I'm not sure. No, I'm getting numb. I'm getting numb to all of this. There is definitely a mental disorder. Dr. Drew put out a book in 2009 about this whole phenomenon of everyone

Starting point is 00:43:27 now has a camera and they can be on YouTube and they may in social media. These people are compelled to be in front of the camera. Even though they're just doing their makeup and getting ready and having boring conversations with their friends and they think that that's content that everyone needs to see it. There's something wrong with these people. Yeah. Seriously wrong with them. I know this is a joke show, but guys. You know what we need right now? What's that? That drop that you were accused of using too much.

Starting point is 00:43:51 This right here, this rambling, boring conversation containing already made before observations, this could be a podcast. Because that's what they're thinking. Of course. Why just do makeup? We're so interesting. Yeah, we're so interesting.

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Starting point is 00:44:50 Minahan and this is funny because Kirk's producer, so they're discussing a disabled fan and how that person has sex, like the woman has a climb on this disabled guy. And Kirk's producer is very confused at how penises work, which is pretty shocking, I have to tell you. Not a bone? No. I thought it was a bone.

Starting point is 00:45:13 What do you mean? It's not just a bone? I'm not gonna tell you to feel your penis. Do you feel a bone anywhere there? I thought there was like a bone in there. Hence bone. Look it up, Justin. I don't.

Starting point is 00:45:22 Let's confirm. Ted told the story. Bone in my penis. Look it Justin. I don't just let's confirm Ted told the story in my penis. Oh No, that's because the penis has no bone No instead the penis becomes firm during an erection with a blood baby spongy tubes on the top sides of the penis Fill with blood yeah, those tubes are called the corpova Cavernosa sounds like an Italian meal. Don't want to eat it. I'm gonna try to watch this.

Starting point is 00:45:48 What? Yeah, so his penis is fine, obviously. He really thought there was a bone inside the penis. How could you possibly think that if you own a penis? That's what I mean. And that's what I like when Kirk goes, touch your penis right now. Tell me if there's a bone in there.

Starting point is 00:46:04 Like you have one of these to analyze yourself. What are you doing? Wow, very funny Anatomy is hard. So thank you Nick Tucker Maybe you know what? Maybe they're the ones who's wrong. Let's ask dr. Steve next time he's on the show and find out if there is actually a bone I'm your favorite boneless It's actually not a bone, but it's fluid right now. If there is actually episode. A little blowback. Yeah, we're getting a little

Starting point is 00:46:42 blowback for making them the cringe of the week. Now, if you remember the cringe was they were trying to figure out how to send all their viewers over to Trixie stream after they signed off and this took them probably seven or eight

Starting point is 00:46:56 minutes. They were Googling things. They were watching tutorial videos. We saw all of this happen and heard all of this in real time. And so Vito brings it up to dick He's just like, you know that jerk Carl made us the cringe of the week. Wow. Oh, that's horrible Oh speaking of which we should remember first of all, did you were you aware that we were cringe of the week on w8? Oh, no, what did we do?

Starting point is 00:47:19 Wow What we did was we tried to raid twerks see the Golden Witch and spent 15 minutes at the end of an episode not knowing how to do that. That was funny. Apparently that made us cringe of the week. I was going to say it would be nice of us if maybe we can raid someone after this show ends, if we can figure out how to do that. But do we have to add? No, you can read anybody, right? I'm not actually sure. That's Scott Adams he pulled out. Get the fuck, leave me alone. Okay, well I'm just gonna keep talking. Creator Scott Adams. Nothing's happening over here.

Starting point is 00:47:52 Oh there's me. Oh no, what? Where's the cutout? Where's the cutout? What the fuck? How'd that happen? That was just a black handle. A photo of me. For 28 years. How do you just have a picture of Carl without the cutout? I Thought of me They're upset about being cringe of the week and now they're becoming cringe of the week all over again looks that way This is incredible. See a cringe snowball that's happening

Starting point is 00:48:25 Take a look at what people are saying on our Twitter. It says no mouth Hard time with that Let's fast forward a little bit because he does finally figure it out and everyone loves Dixon pressure to me You know Chad's you might like Zach like he has a good impression, but I don't know I think for my money It's Rocco and dick back. I was gonna say it's fucking tokey But I don't know I think for my money. It's Rocco and dick back. I was gonna say it's fucking tookie I'll tell you what's cringe of the week. What's cringe of the week, but you couldn't even vamp for like 30 seconds Hey, yeah, I actually forgot what was gonna stop fucking around with that. I'm like completely off the screen Carl

Starting point is 00:49:08 Okay Care anymore Sorry, I was trying to fix it anymore. Just get to Vito's booty. Oh, okay, so then They do get back to it again Because you know Vito's like how he was centered when dick was playing me Showing an old one kiwi farms gonna have a fucking Did you like Hackemania? Yeah, I did like Hackemania. Hey, never quit your stand up job. Alright, Carl. I'll bring my Stut Joe material next time. Next time I'll be my Stut Joe.

Starting point is 00:49:52 What did you have to say about Stuttering John? Not all of us have 20 hours of Aaron Imholed material to work off of. Oh, man oh man. Would you switch places with him? With Aaron Imholed? Yeah, with Aaron Emholtz? No, I don't think I would. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:50:07 I don't think so. Yeah. Okay. You wouldn't? Was that cringe when the host tries to break a thing and ends up destroying the audio? Yeah, that's cringe. Everything is cringe.

Starting point is 00:50:15 Everything is cringe. Waking up, going outside, that's cringe. Very cringe. Eating breakfast, cringe. You get some ketchup on those eggs, that's cringe. Very cringe. You have eggs, what? You got a McDonald's, huh? Cringe. All some ketchup on those eggs? That's cringe. Very cringe. You have eggs? What?

Starting point is 00:50:27 You got a McDonald's? Cringe. All right, Carl, okay. That's cringe. Eat me while I'm doing my nails, that's cringe. Vino. This never ends. Vino.

Starting point is 00:50:37 What is this show? When you came to me with this show, you were like, oh, yeah, what? Vino, don't be like that. What is it, Carl? Don't be like that, Vino. I was told it was a straightforward comedy program. Vino, don't be like that. You did it, Carl? Don't be like that, Vito. I was told it was a straightforward comedy program. Vito, don't be like that. You did like problems.

Starting point is 00:50:48 Don't be like that, Vito. Talked about the news. Now there's a pirate, there's breaking stuff. There's a pig tober. Vito, don't be like that. Vito, don't be like that. There's a song about how gay I am. Vito, don't be like that.

Starting point is 00:51:00 Vito, don't be like that. Don't be like that, Vito. Vito, don't be like that. Don't be like that. Don't be like that Vito! Vito don't be like that! I just wanted a simple life. I just wanted a sin of black man's mad at me and all the black man's friends are mad at me.

Starting point is 00:51:14 Just wanted a simple life. Well because you're not asking. And I'm covered in plastic. I'm covered in plastic shards of a pedophile for some reason. Eeeeeeewww why these podcasts? Hahahaha Hahahaha I mean that was cause you're not asking. Who are these podcasts? Who are these podcasts? Who are these podcasts? Who are these podcasts?

Starting point is 00:51:30 Who are these podcasts? Who are these podcasts? Who are these podcasts? Who are these podcasts? Who are these podcasts? Who are these podcasts? Who are these podcasts? Who are these podcasts? Who are these podcasts? Yeah That's right Yeah

Starting point is 00:51:46 Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Starting point is 00:52:02 Yeah Yeah Yeah It's gotta be one of those pretty good a project. I will work Cringe this he is this going crazy. Hey, is this cringe of the week if this is on cringy week you're gay I was told it was just like a straightforward What a great show we've had here tonight. Who is podcast? All right, buddy. All right, goodbye. Goodbye, fine, goodbye.

Starting point is 00:52:49 Cry about it. Here. Fucking fine. Cry, fine. All right. What? It's great. Good.

Starting point is 00:52:57 We'll be back next week with more of this classic comedy content with Carl. Classic Carl. That's the biggest problem of the universe everybody. Coke is a hell of a drug. It sure is. It sure is. Thank you Dick and Vito for recognizing the fact that you were Cringe of the Week and for doubling down on it. Alright, TJ Dunn made an AI song about steel toe. I thought we could all check that out for a second, see what this sounds like. Is this our first steel toe song? Yes, I think it is.

Starting point is 00:53:40 Good. ["The Steel Toe Song"] it is. Good. Hard to blow Aaron feeling left behind King's here, hard to find Runs and tumbles, spins a yarn Crying, long when it's his turn Play in the snow Caught in a tale Play in the victim you know

Starting point is 00:54:21 Aaron's still toe Friends online, not so kind Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I think we get the yeah the problem with that is just it's too good it is yes It's a little bit too good. It almost just sounds like a song yeah That was very much a real song I wanted I want a lyric video of that you know where you can see all the lyrics I got some stuff that we missed I know the mix again. I keep complaining about this We were talking about this with John song the other night It's like if you're gonna do a comedy song the lyrics gotta come up in the mix Listen to weird out listen to where the mix is. That's the right mix for a car. I don't do the same joke twice Never do the same joke twice. We get it the first time there should not be a repeated chorus in a joke song

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Starting point is 00:55:43 pool. Yeah. And he was out there grilling and chilling. Yeah, I get it I wasn't there your daughter was there. Yes. I know she has a taste of this hot. Yeah, it was fun It was a lot of fun. We had a blast and a lot of hot sauce kind of sewers We're at this shindig and I got a lot of great feedback on this hot sauce I encourage people to try it out. You can go to who are these.com There's a link on there or go to Soak City hot sauce.com and people to try it out. You can go to whoarethese.com. There's a link on there or go to silkcityhot sauce.com and you can get your own WATP Rochester hot sauce. A

Starting point is 00:56:10 little dabble do ya. Don't buy one buy three. You can get a three pack and get even more of a discount and you never have too much hot sauce. I've never been I've never been to the point in my life where I'm like there's too much beer in this

Starting point is 00:56:22 house. There's too much hot sauce. Stock up. It doesn't go bad. It doesn't go bad. Stock up. It's better. Although you should refrigerate after opening. I asked Jeff that. I'm like, should I refrigerate this? He's like, yeah, it wouldn't hurt.

Starting point is 00:56:34 It does not hurt. Correct. Never a bad idea. I used to refrigerate all my hot sauce and then someone shaved me like a carl it's vinegar. Oh yeah. You were never the same after. No, I'm better now.

Starting point is 00:56:44 See? I am better now. Oh. after. No, I'm better now. See? I am better now. Oh. And you know why I'm better, Lucy? Why? Well, there's a number of reasons. Go on. One of the main ones is that I don't have hemorrhoids,

Starting point is 00:56:54 which means that there's no blood in my asshole. I'm bleeding generously because I got a bloody ass. Can I get a little sympathy? Because I got a bloody ass. I'm bleeding generously because I got a bloody ass. Is that going to be at the dance party? I hope so. At DammelCon too? Yeah, I'm going to get the full length version of that so we can run out. Everybody, do the bloody ass.

Starting point is 00:57:20 Let's do the bloody ass. I'm so excited. That's the dance where you can't sit down. Everyone's got to get up. Because I got a bloody ass. Let's do the bloody ass. I'm so excited. That's the that's the dance where you can't sit down. Everyone's gotta get up because I got a bloody. That's our new Suthering John music if you didn't know and I have to tell you that we have some amazing things to play that the listeners have sent in and I'm pretty sure you guys know about one of our favorite creators who just came in on the scene

Starting point is 00:57:46 Detroit Dabbling Machine. It's been doing some great production for us. And, you know, John considers himself the Duke of the Dabbleverse. And so I thought this was very appropriate. The Duke has nothing going for him now. You are not gonna hang out with the Duke. You have not earned that honor. Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of... Shit. Duke, Duke, Duke of...

Starting point is 00:58:11 Has been. Duke, Duke, Duke of... Dummies. Duke, Duke, Duke of... Dumb fucks. Duke, Duke, Duke of... Bullshit. Duke, Duke, Duke of...

Starting point is 00:58:20 Packs. Duke, Duke, Duke of... Deadbeat. Duke, Duke, Duke of... Crunk. Duke, Duke, Duke of... Loser. Duke, do. Deadbeat. Do, do. Crunk. Do, do. Loser. Do, do. Coward.

Starting point is 00:58:29 Do, do. Lies. Do, do. Horrible person. Do, do. Badass. Do, do. Crazy.

Starting point is 00:58:37 Do, do. Drug addict. Do, do. Failed husband, a failed father, a failed podcaster, a failed announcer, a failed father, a failed podcast, or failed announcer, failed Tommy. Wow. KB making his way into the cleanser for us so ebb nigh who we always see in the chat always a part of the show we appreciate that he put together this song he says hi goth pyre aka i'm nigh here with a fittingly bad recorded jingle for any sucho interludes on whtp keep up the great work John just took shite, Kate mean he's gone That apple verse is proving him wrong Went on by his mom, his lie is gone He's on the run again I spoke with John's attorney today. More on that in a minute.

Starting point is 01:00:03 First, Mr. Magenta coming in. And Mr. Magenta put together a song featuring a new artist on the scene named Sue Zanner. This is a parody of a K-pop song called Cupid by 50-50. I wasn't familiar with the music, but that doesn't matter. A deadbeat short loser his whole life. But that doesn't matter. Raising kids and taking care of a drunk retard Who always had whiskey dick, never gonna change Just couldn't take it anymore I gave a second chance to stop Joe Life almost ruined by this bulls-o

Starting point is 01:01:01 Oh, I had to work three jobs cuz he's a broke slob Fuck, John is so dumb I look for his payments every day I guess it got lost in the mail, or they're waiting for money's a waste And no child's apart since November, Are you as broke as they say? And when I'm lonely I'm so happy I have Aaron here to hold me I'm so over that schmuck John Out of my life now

Starting point is 01:01:37 And all the kids they hate the Duke And I won't give a chance to Sancho And I don't know where did his hair go And for all the lies you skew your dumb ass got sued Fuck, John is so dumb Alright, I'm liking this new vocalist, Sue Zadar. She's pretty good. Seems to have some info on Mr. Melendez. John and I have been getting into it this week. I did an emergency show on Monday night,

Starting point is 01:02:12 put out as a Minnesota. If you're a listener, should be on your feed, but it's also on our YouTube live. And I really broke down some things that my PI found out about John. And I decided to test John and his copyright claims and his copyright strikes. So I thought like, well, this stupid riff that he plays that started his show, there's a whole song. And so I played the entire music

Starting point is 01:02:36 video, which by the way, features his ex wife, Susanna. I think he scrubbed it from the internet. I don't think he wants that up there anymore, Probably because Suzanne is on it. Um, but it's really bad. It's really bad. I have some clips coming up where John caught that. I'm starting to be goofing on it and he explains that I'm the one who's wrong about that song. He thinks he still thinks it's good. It always works when he explains that. Yeah, no, he still thinks it's good. So I talked to John's attorney today and I think I'll talk more about it on Point Damble Point on Friday. But I asked him a lot of questions. I was just like, I hope you have time. I just, you know,

Starting point is 01:03:15 a lot of questions about legalities and the law and stuff. But two of the questions I asked were, hey, what's it like working with John Melendez? No comment. And then my other question that I asked is, what do you think about Vince and Bessie's lawsuit? Have you seen that? No, have you seen that? 12.5 million? That's nothing. No, he's seen it. He's definitely seen I'm sure Oh, that thing. I'm sure he's heard all about it. I'm sure he doesn't want to get involved in that at all. So that was a fun conversation. Sounds like a short one. No, went on for a while. There was, there was a lot, there was a lot discussed

Starting point is 01:03:56 in that conversation. Oh, so let me play this first. Let's get into our John segment here because there was a line in the song that John, I feel small and it's about having a small penis, which has never been done before. Definitely not by the guy who employed John for 15 years. It's insane. I went on drew lane show yesterday and we played it to get out there and they were just like taking a back. The one thing everyone knows about Howard Stern is he talks about a small penis and John now four years after leaving the show, writes a song about him and a big penis.

Starting point is 01:04:30 Pick anything else, small testicles, anything. Just don't do that. You know? So this is what John picked up on as far as like what I was goofing on he was shoehorning in some rhymes And stuff. Yeah, so this is what John's like. Ah, I don't know about this. There you go DJ I'm small small like a jalapeno. It's one of them. I mean the little I saw of Lady Kate. Oh Wow, John John changed the um his said, I'm so small when I'm in the urinal. Oh, so John, it's urinal.

Starting point is 01:05:11 Yeah. Oh, really, Lady K? Really? So you're saying no other artist has changed the way a word's pronounced so it rhymes? Really? There are so many, it's not funny that I've done that. the way a word pronounced so it that. I'm like, well, give me an example. There's lots like give me one example. He does. Thank goodness for that. Check

Starting point is 01:05:50 this example out. The warrior today's Tom Sawyer. I thought it was Tom Sawyer. Tom Sawyer. Exit the warrior today's Tom Sawyer. I don't know. It's Tom Sawyer. Show up for Tom Sawyer. Exit the warrior today's Tom Sawyer. That doesn't make sense. Lady K is so stupid. Yeah, I'm stupid. Why would he say Tom Sawyer? He doesn't. He says Tom Sawyer. It's a warrior. Sawyer. It's one of the few things you can make out of that

Starting point is 01:06:27 Oh, yes, no one knows the words so fucking stupid this guy. Yeah, that was his one example He's like oh shit. Who else has done that and he comes up with that I Mean you're familiar with the rush song That's insane does anyone think he doesn't pronounce Sawyer No, that's hung that it's very clear you said it right. That is one of the few clear things in that song. And then he does the elephant thing and blows his hair back. I was just about to make a Patton Oswald joke and now he looks like, okay. Okay, so I played a couple clips of the show on our bonus show yesterday but there's some more things that I wanted to get into that he goes into.

Starting point is 01:07:06 Because John is saying, I wanted an interview with him making fun of a mentally handicapped person. Now, people have seen this video, it's been circulating. Elisa Giordano used to do Kermit and Friends. And one time John came out as a guest, this is a couple of years ago, I'm sure you've seen it, where there's like a guy in the corner. He's making fun of like the guy for being mentally handicapped. For some reason I get involved in this.

Starting point is 01:07:32 I've never even commented on that before. And yet Lady K wants to send to school an interview I did 10 years ago where I didn't know there was a person who was mentally challenged. I had no idea with Alicia Giordano. As far as I'm concerned, Elisa Giordano is mentally challenged. And I had no idea this person was mentally challenged. I was going to try and, Oh, let's send it to the school. Yeah. Wow. So let's try and hurt my income. Isn't that an act of violence, Lady K? Isn't that your definition of an act of violence? Going after somebody's form of income?

Starting point is 01:08:10 Isn't that what you would consider an act of violence? Well, judging by what you said in the early days, you said by trying to adversely affect somebody's income and their way of making any money that is an act of violence But I guess it doesn't I guess it doesn't mean anything to you anymore And you know why lady k because nothing means to anything to you anymore You have no ethics no scruples no morals all you do is bullshit and you'll lie when it suits you the best And this is what you did here This is exactly what you did.

Starting point is 01:08:49 Hey everybody, let's go contact the school. Well, Lady K, why? Okay, can I just say before I analyze that clip that Suthering John Melendez gave my father cancer. I don't appreciate that. John, why did you get my dad cancer? I know that you and I have a thing, but giving him cancer was a dick move.

Starting point is 01:09:09 He didn't deserve that. Also, John broke into my brother's house and destroyed his entire Mountain Dew collection. Like, why would you do that, John? That's so evil to do. Like, why would you go into my brother's house? You broke into it, and you took all of the memorabilia that he has, and there's thousands of pieces there, he destroyed all of it what a fucking asshole the point i'm trying to illustrate

Starting point is 01:09:29 here is play the tapes john if i i've never told anyone to send anything to your school i'm not trying to get anyone fired i've said the opposite of that non-stop he's making all of this up this is insane he's a lunatic he's lost it he's completely lost the plot he has no idea what he's talking about john never say i've done anything until you can play a fucking tape Prove it if you can't prove it then shut the fuck up cuz you're lying. You're making this shit up out of nowhere Anyway, play the tape is the point that I'm trying to make that's what you're getting yet But seriously stop breaking in my parents house my brother's enough of the cancer giving people cancer and stealing You know what an act of violence is his fucking shirt. He cannot wear a shirt with a collar

Starting point is 01:10:09 No matter what oh we callers do not like him at all. We're trying to get away Look at that color. It's like whoa. Let's get out of here Yeah, and really no one has done more to hurt his income than him. Holy shit, dude I only helped his income. I know I was gonna how would John make money right now if it weren't for me? I don't usually like commenting about incomes, but you have... there is no way that he would have any money. If it was not for you.

Starting point is 01:10:34 Quick history lesson. Dabbler's Anonymous, the subreddit, started because everyone was posting all that shit on the Who Are These Pockets subreddit, and Armand said, enough of the John shit. It's too much. They went, all right, we'll start our own subreddit. Dabble is anonymous started and the dabble verse was born.

Starting point is 01:10:50 And so all of these people who watch John and super chat him and insult him is all because who are these podcasts was goofing on him because he is the worst podcaster on the internet. And I'll say it again, I'm obligated to cover this man because my show is about shitty podcasts. I decided many years ago, I was gonna do a podcast about shitty podcasts. John has the worst podcast on the internet by far. So I have to cover it. It's my job. It's my beat. You know, the

Starting point is 01:11:21 boss came to me and he goes, Carl, John's your beat. I'm like, you got it, boss. I'm on it. And to your beat. I'm like you got it boss. I'm not it and to your credit You're not just covering it now. You're doing living in the past. You're covering all of it. Yes Yes, we understand all of this stuff the deep dive no honestly I don't know what John would be doing for income if it weren't for the five dollar insulting super chats But you're welcome John if you ever want to thank me I? Mean here. He allegedly couldn't do the post office for two weeks, but there's a lot of speculation that that never fucking happened I think it did we're gonna hear a voicemail from someone okay. I think you did work for the post office

Starting point is 01:11:57 But he couldn't cut it. There's quite the back and forth on the internet about he couldn't cut it What's crazy is that? He was a mail carrier, which is definitely skipping the line. From what I heard, getting a job at the post office means you're sorting. You usually start out in the back. Yeah, you're doing some bullshit. You do some bullshit jobs for a while and then getting a route is what people want to have. So, John got a route immediately. After two weeks of training, he's out on a route and he didn't like it, so two weeks later he quit. He's in LA. I live in the armpit of New York.

Starting point is 01:12:29 My mail carrier has to walk up to my house, that's where my mailbox is, through snow, through sleet, through all this shit. LA's like a perfect climate. It rains three times a year. Am I wrong? There's a reason why every asshole moved out to Southern California. It's because of the fucking

Starting point is 01:12:48 climate. Because Canoga Park is beautiful. Canoga Park is really nice. Very scenic out there. So, John just turned a new leaf. He did this four days ago, five days ago. Where he said, I'm no longer talking about family. Guys, I've been

Starting point is 01:13:04 in the gutter. I'm getting out of the gutter. We'm no longer talking about family. Guys, I've been in the gutter, I'm getting out of the gutter, we're no longer talking about family anymore. And we all realized immediately, it's like, oh, this attorney that you have that's going after Kate and me and Julie and Bob and everyone told you to stop talking about families. And John goes, that's not true at all. Now, you all seem to think it was my lawyer that convinced me to stop the family ship.

Starting point is 01:13:35 I will tell you that I had made that decision weeks prior. Weeks prior? It was five days ago. Right. While I was talking about your families, I was thinking this over. It was like three days ago at most. What do you mean you did that weeks prior five days ago, right while I was talking about your family's I was thinking this over It was like three days ago at most what he really did that weeks prior. It's so stupid Also, I spoke with his attorney today and he made it very clear that he was the catalyst for this that he was only told Yeah, thank talking about families. But what's great is that John's so stupid. He can't keep a lie going though. So just

Starting point is 01:14:01 Moments after that he contradicts himself. Yes. My lawyer said I shouldn't do it. So I said, okay, I won't. I won't. You all think that my lawyer told me to do this. That's not right. Yeah. My lawyer did tell me to do this. I said, okay, it has to be his idea. He's so stupid. Why would he say he's, he just figured that out weeks ago? What's he talking about? And now why would it matter? Why? I know gives a shit and now all of a sudden he won't read super chats from Noga. He was one of the

Starting point is 01:14:35 viewers who gives a lot to super chats because he he couldn't just read the super chat yet to act out the woman dying, which is you know, she's mom It's fucking horrific and now John's above that. Okay. Well, that's good. I'm glad to hear that Let's get Cardiff in here. What's up, Cardiff? Oh, hello. Yo. Oh, hello a Revelation though on the postal thing that he was likely hired as a third-party contractor. That's why right to the He was likely hired as a third-party contractor. That's why right to the Well, I saw that too. I saw that too, and that's very possible. I mentioned of a test Because if he aced a civil service test we would know about it, okay, all right all right That makes a lot of sense that that's making some sense, so I think they just if that's the case

Starting point is 01:15:19 They sent him to the front line. They're like. He's just gonna quit. He's not gonna hack this yeah Let's give him the worst. Yeah In a couple weeks put him in the ghetto and see what happens. he's just gonna quit. He's not gonna hack this Yeah, let's give him the worst. Yeah, you'll be out of here in a couple weeks put him in the ghetto and see what happens That's it. You're saying that's a fun theory. Oh, it's fun to speculate I think we know nothing about the Internet isn't it who doesn't enjoy it so much fun all right? So John goes on to explain the reason why he started ripping on my wife and my brother and my sister-in-law, my sister and my dad and everyone else in my family is because it was three strikes, you're out. I did three things to his family and that was finally, that's what it takes to get him to go after.

Starting point is 01:15:57 So if anyone wants John to go after their family, you got to do three things. So he explains that. And you know, the first thing of course was when John reads his book and he says his book's dedicated to my losers, three kids and I went, oh, those kids sound like losers. That doesn't hurt your family. It's like a joke. Idiot. And but no, John says I started this. You did those three strikes and I even went over it with your good buddy, Vinnie moonhead Paulina

Starting point is 01:16:27 Who even said well the first two was tongue in cheek, which I don't agree with but he said the third was over the top Third is wrong. Well Vinny doesn't fucking know shit Dude, I watched the creep off and there's one thing you'll learn about the creep off I think Vinny doesn't know anything about anything his opinion is on this shit Join us for point devil point on Friday Should be fun. What are you doing on Friday? Point devil placing Vinnie it sounds like

Starting point is 01:17:02 So even your own friend lady K said you were wrong. And that is- Can I tell you what the third thing is that John's place was so bad? So if he's just like, ah, he's just taking a piss like that, it's not a big deal. But the third thing was when I said that his daughter Lily looked like she could be Baba Booey's daughter. And that's an insult to Baba Booey. The reason why I know that I said that is because John's repeated it ad nauseam. A lot of times. I'm the daughter of a booey's daughter and that's an insult to Baba Booey. The reason why I

Starting point is 01:17:26 know that I said that is because the child's repeated it at Nazia. A lot of times. Like he repeated it again at this show and I'm like, Jesus, I would have forgotten about that joke. He's jealous he didn't come up with a joke. That's insane but

Starting point is 01:17:37 that was the, you know, bridge too far, apparently. Claiming your own friend, Lady K. Said you were wrong. By the way, that's very defamatory to say that I'm friends with Winnie Paul, you know That's slender. I picture him going to give Lily hog and he's like looking at Maybe that shook it. Yeah, I think so. Oh Interesting. I never even thought of that angle where he's going. Why did they pay child support for Bob a boy's kid?

Starting point is 01:18:02 Thanks her out for shrimp to see how she eats Well the question is who did he call first Susanna or Gary And that is when I started putting pictures of your brother That is when I started with Your family was not until you drew first blood. But he came out on his podcast. And it's third blood really. Right. He came out on his podcast just last week and said,

Starting point is 01:18:33 it doesn't matter who started it. Remember he was turning over a new leaf. He's like, families are onto this. It doesn't matter. And he's already back into, yeah, but you started it. Sean, I thought it didn't matter. I thought we didn't care about that. What he needs, you know, like when you have your attorney sitting next to somebody in an interview, and they're going, no, no, no. He needs his attorney sitting right off camera going,

Starting point is 01:18:52 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't do any of this. Right. Stop. Back it up. Yeah, he'd be like, oh, I got this. OK. Yeah, right.

Starting point is 01:19:00 Exactly. Which is exactly what I want. I know the law. All right, so John is not happy with me, guys. But at this point, no. So go ahead, do what you want, shit wear, because at this point, there's nothing I'm gonna do to stop you anyway,

Starting point is 01:19:20 because you're not a good person. Lady K, you're not a good person. Lady K, you're not a good person. You've proven to be a really deranged, bad, sad, pathetic individual. I like you, John. Hey, man, fuck up. Come on, John. I thought we could have been friends. There's just words, Carl. Maybe under different circumstances in another world, you and I could have been friends. I mean it's all you've ever wanted. You've seen

Starting point is 01:19:50 my shrine to John in the basement here. That's right. Oh man. Look at that still of John. He's trying to hurt me now. I don't know what's going on. It's so stupid. He's so miserable and lonely. He is miserable and lonely is a good way to describe John, but one does all right as I mentioned I played John's entire song I feel small which that riff starts off his podcast. It's why he struck Chad's channel anytime someone is sniping him he pulls that up. He's like all copyright strike I'll take you down. I'll take your house. You know, all this kind of stuff. Coming down the pike. So I was like, I'll test that, you know, that'll be fun. So I played the entire song.

Starting point is 01:20:31 And John's gonna explain that he's got the copyright. I'm talking about playing a copyrighted song. My songs are registered with BMI. So are mine. And they are copyrighted. That doesn't make a copy. I have your documentation. My songs are registered with BMI and they are copyrighted. I have you documentation. Lady K is in for a big fucking mistake. And it's downloaded to record.

Starting point is 01:20:55 That sentence was a big fucking mistake. I'm in for a big fucking mistake. John, you're an idiot. Howard Stern once said, John, you're only funny when you're not trying to be funny. Totally. Howard Stern's a smart man I see him going to look for the copyright like he's looking for his Mesa card. Oh, I got it right over here Have you seen this episode? Oh, no, it does he?

Starting point is 01:21:15 Spoiler I've been spending too much time with this guy It's around here someone For a big fucking mistake and it's downloaded already but the point is I feel small is not only registered with BMI it's copyrighted okay and I have the documentation of the copyright and Lady K played it. Yeah. We got so small. We'll see about that. Yeah, we will. It's a good thing.

Starting point is 01:21:52 I thought it's a good thing. I was like transformative with that. When I played the video, I paused it many times, made comments, how ridiculous it was to the end of the wall. I know it's tempting to just rock out to it,. Yeah, I know. I couldn't help but stop it and make fun of every rime scheme. Every single thing about it. Cramming in all those syllables in that one verse. It's such a bad song. It's so not funny. What he's trying to

Starting point is 01:22:16 accomplish, he's so far off from. But John, if you own the copyright to that, then all I have to tell you is read the fair use clause of the copyright act and you'll find that I've done nothing wrong as usual. Remember this? Oh, you got to do this whole thing. John always says just like, yeah, I mean, the whole thing was that I didn't understand how copyright law worked and fair use and Royce tried to warn me and I went after him and I shouldn't have. He's right back at it again. Every time it's fucking stupid. Where is Royce for this guy? I think why I think I know why he thinks he has the copyright why back in

Starting point is 01:22:49 the day I don't know if you know this Carl I used to be a musician myself mm-hmm and back in the day when we all still you still are don't even guys I've heard some riffs coming up from over there. Come on place the song But there you we always used to tell ourselves if we're gonna be big rock stars What we have to do is copyright our music so we don't get ripped off, right? All you have to do is send yourself a tape registered mail and leave it sealed This is what we always used to tell each other so that there was a like a time a date stamp on The seal and just leave that envelope sealed forever. And then if you ever have to go to court.

Starting point is 01:23:26 It's funny you say that. My first band I did exactly that because someone told me, yeah, the cheap way to copyright this is just malice to yourself. And then this government, you know, you can prove that it's your- He has a box of envelopes somewhere.

Starting point is 01:23:41 And I literally did that with my first band. But no, John actually has a copyright because in this clip, he's gonna try to find it. box of envelopes and I literally did that with my first band but no John actually has a copyright because in this clip he's gonna try to find it now I'm gonna go around the room what do you guys think will he find it and what's the over under and how long it'll take if he does producer Chris what do you think no he doesn't find it okay Lucy no he can't possibly find how long we look for it the entire episode so an hour it's gonna be it's gonna be an hour of him going every so often I'll take the under on that card what do you think I'm taking whatever the whatever the

Starting point is 01:24:17 numbers I'm taking the over okay I didn't speed this up. This is all real time so I mean us Mason of Portland Okay When I show my copyright so Mason of Portland says apologize to zoom mock for false copyright strikes And the reason why he wrote that is because John decided to strike Zoomox channel for playing that little intro thing that we talked about and it's bullshit because as I proved I played the whole thing on my show and nothing happened things are fine. Well so far. We'll see what happens. I'm it I could be homeless tomorrow so I don't want to get too cocky here but that's

Starting point is 01:24:55 what Mason in Portland is telling John. When I show my copyright which I will, which I will. Okay. When I show the copyright you know I can probably pull it up right now if I want you say you probably can you're really good at computers Yep, just start searching that thing. I should have guessed for more There's an ah Keep track of that The way he stares at these okay Looked it up the way he stared at these screens. I'd love to be behind him seeing what he's looking at I know why you are just a blue screen. I want to see like what I'm looking at. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:25:40 Let's see how we try to search his computer. Oh. Okay. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. All right, John, let's see it. He's got proof. He owns the copyright. And his eyes are darting.

Starting point is 01:25:56 There it is. There it is, all right, here we go. There it is. There is my copyright. Okay, cool. Show it. Show us the copyright, John. show it show us the copyright jet you got this one Yeah, we're back to typing Copyright, I guess I know he goes I was the full one

Starting point is 01:26:24 See talking about Dumbest man ever encountered in my only it for us. I'm kind of impressed Looking for 95 seconds though, this is insane. How long is this taking? This is not a show paper Yeah, okay Where is it? I can't I can't find it right now. We can't find it right now Let's see. I'll get it later. I can't log in right now Was it on Facebook

Starting point is 01:27:02 He's a log in and I can't find it now, but I'll find it Okay, I have the actual like it's like a diploma kind of thing But I can't do it on the fly right now so that means we can Amazon a copyright too You can't do anything on the fly all right, so The answer to the question was no he didn find it, and he spent over two minutes looking for it, thinking that it would happen. Nine us. Nine us, yes, under on the us.

Starting point is 01:27:33 But what did he find that he thought he found it? That's the most perplexing. He probably has a file that's called copyright.ping. Anyway, oh, here it is, here it is. Such a fucking idiot. By the way, speaking of play the clip, so this is my new thing, and I'm saying, this is the rule of the dabble verse now.

Starting point is 01:27:53 If you're gonna accuse someone of something, Aaron Imholts, Suttering John, play the clip. Don't just make up that I said something and then be like, see, he's an idiot. Kevin Brennan's not doing this, I mean, he's always been doing this, but I just happened to catch a clip of him recently where he declared that,

Starting point is 01:28:08 remember when Caro from WTP was gonna take me down? Do I ever talk about taking people down? Have I ever brought up that I'm gonna take them down and we're gonna win? Not publicly, no. No, not publicly. I've never got on my show, because I don't think that way.

Starting point is 01:28:20 I don't, I'm not looking to take people down. I don't want Chad to quit the internet I just want to get a real job and enjoy his life I'm not trying to take anyone down and also I've spent very little time on Kevin Brennan on this show For the most part. I believe that when we were playing clips of him a lot I was on his side remember I kept saying like this isn't a misery loves company wrap-up show But this is what happened on the show today you know because I was just like really interested in what was going on at that time it was all the

Starting point is 01:28:49 characters especially Chad Zumach because we didn't like Chad at that time still don't but he was on a lot but we were never like ragging on Kevin there's been a few times. No, Kevin was cracking us up. Kevin was cracking us up so this whole thing that now Kevin's trying to do this revisionist history where it's like Carl said he was going to take me down and this is what's so annoying about is like he tells his audience that and it's just like yeah Carl's an asshole I didn't do any of that at all I was a fan of yours I still have the Troy Smith art back here good-natured ribbing with Carl and Kevin someday someday Someday that show will happen. I'm sure.

Starting point is 01:29:26 He's an idiot. All right. Are you guys ready to catch an alien? Yes. Oh wait, speaking of playing clips though. Yes, I can't get enough dicks in my body. There you go. So if someone was like, Carl's gay,

Starting point is 01:29:39 and I'm like, well play the clip, and then Carl does that, I'm like, there you go. That's how you do it. Proof. Hi Annie. Hi Annie. Oh, hello. Oh, hello. I gotta tell you. That's how you do it proof. Hi Annie. Oh Hello, Annie. Oh, hello. I gotta tell you how's it going today? It's going great I'm so excited that both you and card have come in with the right audio levels now, and I don't want to say we did it I don't want to jinx it, but it's happened a few times in a row

Starting point is 01:29:58 Annie in charge of my audio from I know she takes care of it for me and is here and very excited about that Let's work for him Last back and forth he's always like we've got a fired card if we got a fire I'm like well, I like these people the show, but you know that's how he operates unfortunately It's a bad, dude Fair for sure all right we play a game on the show, and it's called to catch an alien and People been telling me I got to check it on Tommy T. I think we should maybe this weekend We'll see what Tommy T's up to anything good card if you keep an eye on him. No no he's starting to I Mean sorry

Starting point is 01:30:42 He's starting to re-upload episodes he He's re-uploading old episodes now. Okay. And like repackaging them under the new Tommy T banner. That could be good. It could be. Lots of Scott the Engineer lately too. I've noticed that. What happened to his other producer? I don't know. He cut his smarts.

Starting point is 01:30:59 He cut his smarts. He had to go back to his home planet. He does have one. He does have one Shit, I forgot who it was and he's got like over a million views Well, yeah, I was videos a way more views than they actually have Buying views if you do do a Tommy episode. Let me know which one so I don't duplicate it. Okay. Yes I will if you don't know there's this guy named Tommy T goes by used to be MSCS media Now I think it's the Tommy T goes by. Used to at the house and crash at the house but whatever and so we watched this guy went he's not from earth from this planet yeah he doesn't look at he doesn't talk

Starting point is 01:31:50 yeah he doesn't see basic concepts of earthlings do and so that's why we play a game called to catch an alien it's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien are you ready to play to catch an alien yes no again I'm just I could be wrong it's something in that number you love this episode there's so much I think I got one more episode I think Saturday's pulling from this episode and you love that shirt what is that idea what is this guy's deal I don't you know I think he was like a club in Miami. I don't look like it He also gets shirts made by hunter so hunter Duke

Starting point is 01:32:33 catch An alien no and again. I'm just I could be wrong. It's something in that number. Can you see a black hole? So you not with a telescope, but yes, you can that's where we left off last time almost made a double episode but no that was a really dumb question what does the invisible man look like big nose not with a telescope but yes you can and they have and you can see they it was what a couple of years ago Yeah, they can and I've seen of like you can see them out of yours or one that no No, you you can see so what they found now, which is just this is all so crazy

Starting point is 01:33:15 So in the center of every galaxy is a black hole every single one and what Stephen Hawking? predicted Certain things with the black holes the main thing being the accretion disk so all of the stuff going into the black hole creates a it's like a half-moon shaped and then like a straight line and then The thing is with Hawking radiation, so He was I mean this guy was a

Starting point is 01:33:48 Revolutionary I mean really one of the the greatest minds ever that he was able and this is all through math That's what I can't get so I'm a very visual person and I just love learning but the fact that he could just sit here on a table and Tell you what's gonna happen in a black hole and he was right the interesting thing with black holes is What happens to the information that goes into it? I can't just pause or you can figure out all that but you know he couldn't figure out how to get out of his chair Too soon Enjoy your wheelchair prison! Hahahaha

Starting point is 01:34:24 He would claw father eagles I just wanted to point out this guy was talking all about like uh you know, astronomical physics and he seems to know all about black holes and stuff What kind of physics? Um, some type of astrological physics You say astronomical?

Starting point is 01:34:40 Astronopical? Astrological physics Oh, astrological, okay, sure, good He was one who thought that you could fit a million Earths inside Jupiter and I happen to be correct in that that was not correct So I want to just pat myself on the back again and say this guy's an idiot you pause that for a victory lap Yeah, okay Well there there's so many questions about it. Is it a portal? Because it's in every galaxy. The center of every galaxy.

Starting point is 01:35:10 Like a portal to go into another galaxy or another another. Nobody really knows. You know one minute it eats you up into pieces and just eats you. The next minute it's a portal. The next minute we don't know. But it's something in every single galaxy weird and the center of every galaxy and Hawkins Was he? Couldn't even talk and he would see me Hawkins's. Yeah, I mean that guy's unbelievable What did Tommy say next? Your choices number one is he still dead? B, he made his own wheelchair.

Starting point is 01:35:52 Next, was he born like that? Four, I wish I could get him on the show. And lastly, unbelievably unbelievable. Oh wow. To catch an alien. This is a tough one. I am going to say next was he born like that? What do you think, Lucy?

Starting point is 01:36:18 I could see him saying any of those things. I'm going to go with B. He made his own wheelchair. Okay, Annie, what do you think? Lastly unbelievably believable? I'm believably unbelievable. Yeah, I like that one too Beautiful cuz I went for I wish I could get him on the show I'm not ready for it, but if he says it's he's still dead And Hawkins he couldn't even talk couldn't even talk and he would do you know Stephen Hawkins's I mean that guy's unbelievable was he born like that History of everything history of

Starting point is 01:37:00 Look through that telescoping you're like, oh my gosh, look at all this, right? Well, we can't see that because of all the buildings and architecture and the lights But those who built the pyramids, however, they did it and other civilizations I think they went down a different path. They looked up there and they saw that shit and they went whoa Well, there was no light pollution. There was no light pollution. So what they thought. And I think they all came together as one. And that's why you see this pyramid in Mexico, in Ecuador, in Egypt, and every one of them

Starting point is 01:37:35 is lined up with the solar system. With certain constellations, right? And they drew them all. They drew them all in the cave all the way to Pluto Yeah, so that's That's the way that they went they didn't go the way we went with the greed and the bullshit they looked up and they went Oh Come back next time to find out if you are lined up with the solar system perfectly enough

Starting point is 01:38:08 An alien Oh are lined up with the solar system perfectly enough to catch an alien. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. Carl cheats again. We had a couple other winners in the chat. So Melissa, congratulations. Astounding congratulations. Durkee threads. Congratulations. Great game.

Starting point is 01:38:34 Cardiff has always, always fun stuff with, with Tommy. I know it's amazing. He said all of those answers sound like something he could say say that's why Cardiff is really good at this game every time It sounds like all of them could be plausible every time. It's like, okay, maybe that one's clearly a joke, but it's still just as likely Yeah between him and John. I am so scared of getting dementia Babbling like these two no one no one has studied Tommy more than Cardiff Electric at this point. It's truly unbelievably unbelievable. Hunter Duke, Mrs. Duke is asking if the hot sauce will be available for purchase at DabbleCon2. It will! What hot sauce? Oh, that hot sauce. This hot sauce right here, WATB Rochester hot sauce, hot in the rock, a little dab will do ya. You

Starting point is 01:39:20 will find that at DabbleCon2. Also hi Mrs Mrs. Duke if that's not a good reason to come to dabble contu I don't know what is oh wait. I do know it is potato soup live will be a God-do that's pretty excited ever do a potato soup live before I have not I mean everyone was at subreddit surfing live And that was a rousing success, but it was soup live can only be better why everybody no Vinnie browsing success, but soup live can only be better. Why everybody? No Vinny. It's gonna be wonderful. We almost all said it with you.

Starting point is 01:39:50 Yeah, right. That's the slogan. So quick on the draw. All right. Let's open up a gift real quick, Lucy. So if you go to whoreles.com, you can find our PO box. You can send us your favorite hot sauce, drugs, other gifts.

Starting point is 01:40:04 Lucy loves this stuff. And Lucy got another gift that came in it is true And I think it's possible that I know who this came from So it looks like it is going to be sexually related And if that is the case that I believe that this came from bad at karate okay bad at karate sending in Go ahead and show the camera any points. Okay. There's so many things. Will you help with the opening of things? So I know that one of these oh I oh What is this a shark? Shark butt plug I don't know I even find something like that

Starting point is 01:40:40 I don't not available to Walmart I go to I'm gonna go ahead and put that over You're not afraid of but this while I hold it it says hmm. I got my whole dick sucked by a day shift prostitute toyotathon 2024 Nebraska I Cannot wait to wear that So he also mentioned though that the creator of this lovely shark buttplug was excited to learn that it was going to a podcast so there were a couple of other gifts and he wanted to make it very clear that do I get about you did not order these these were special bonus gifts so I am gifting one

Starting point is 01:41:18 to each of you so this is very good and eventually I will find the other one there you are thank you oh I do get a butterfly look at this Oh, this is my first fun fun guys drop. There's boobies. This is very exciting Anyway think about the size of that look doable do you guys offer the theater would be my healing process as well That's a personal question. It's pretty big for some people yeah It is not for car to get did you get that drops at ai cardiff? I'm oh, go ahead. That was me. Yeah, that was me That was when we were at the theater. Oh my god the shark is plasticky. Oh, we got the same thing oh

Starting point is 01:41:56 I didn't realize our logo is on the bottom Well, I only fans get to explode you guys don't mind if I try this out? I appreciate that mine is smaller for both of you. Yeah, yours is smaller. You can get bit though. No, she won't get bit. I love it. Thank you very much Badditt Karate. Badditt Karate also does my editing

Starting point is 01:42:18 for Once Over with Kaylee. And this is amazing. Also, I want to point out from the great Seamoose sent me a note Yes, he says when Lucy opened the stuff I sent Carl asked. What's the book of Henry? It's a fantastically shitty nonsensical movie with the most unlikable child in it. It's also is so bad that allegedly It's the reason Colin Trevorrow got removed from directing Star Wars Episode IX. Fuck that movie, by the way.

Starting point is 01:42:47 God, I hate it so goddamn much. Do you know about this? That was a lovely explanation. Great Seamless has told me that. And I still haven't had a chance to watch the movie because I've been traveling a whole bunch, but I am looking forward to watching that drivel. Alright, Batacrouty's in the chat. Oh boy. It's wonderful. Thank you very much, Batacradi.

Starting point is 01:43:06 Thank you, Mr. Caradi. Thank you very much. Alright, what have we done today? We've opened butt plugs. I don't know what else we did. That's the only thing I can remember at this point. So you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The Teaser. The Teaser. Next week's Teaser.

Starting point is 01:43:22 The Teaser. Next week's Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. Next week's Teaser. Next week's Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! This is the part of the show we play, come from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts, and I will tell you, the great Eric Zane will

Starting point is 01:43:34 be joining us for the next episode. And I don't know if Eric Zane's familiar with this character, so I thought it'd be funny to introduce him. So from 1 to 33, what does those different numbers mean to you? One is male energy. So when people born in the first 10th, 1928, they have more leadership ability. Two was feminine energy. So when people were born in the second, they tend to have more feminine qualities, even

Starting point is 01:44:00 if they're a man. If they're a woman and they're born in the second, that body, they got it going on. People born on the third, 12th, 21st and 30th, they're the ones who are the comedians. Chris Rock is a three life bath Academy. I don't know if we've reviewed this on WTP before. I know we talked about it on WTS, but this guy is a numerologist. He talks about this stuff like guys talk about Warhammer. Like they just, he just keeps talking like, Oh yeah, everybody knows this is just back. You know, this guy, he has this number. This number means that everybody knows that it's just clearly all of this. What I love about he's quite interesting. What I love about G.G. Thirty three is that he can spin anything and anything.

Starting point is 01:44:50 He's very talented at that. So if you go out to him, you're just like, well, my birthday is this. He'll be like, oh, you probably host a podcast. How do you know that? Well, because you add the nine to the two and then you subtract the seven. And you're like, wow, that's amazing. We just making all this shit up on the fly. It's fun. I want to get Eric Zane's take on I'll be interested to see what he thinks about it cuz I feel like

Starting point is 01:45:12 Although Eric just tell everyone your birthday September 2nd. It's not September 2nd. Okay. I Started making up numbers You make up numbers. Yeah, that crazy. I Feel like Eric Zane even though he's probably older than I am, I don't know if that's true or not. I feel like he sees the world like a child. Every time I talk to him about something he's just like, I don't know about that. Whoa, I don't know about that, Carlos. I want to see what he thinks about this numerologist. Yeah, that's going to be fun.

Starting point is 01:45:39 GG33. Should be a good time. Alright, I want to thank Lucy Tight box for being here on the program today What's going on with once over with Kaylee your YouTube channel? Yes I do movie reviews over on YouTube at once over with Kaylee C-a-y-l-e-y and I have some very exciting stuff coming up which includes both you and Jenny Jingle Yes, so both Carl and Jenny Jingle's joined me to talk about unfrosted, the least funny pop tart movie that has ever existed. Um, and you can check that out now on my Patreon or you can join us for the YouTube premiere, which is going

Starting point is 01:46:16 to be on July 23rd at 6 30 PM Eastern. Awesome. Give her a sub. Go over to once ever with Kaylee on YouTube, YouTube subscribe hit the notification buttons You can see when these episodes drop you can watch the three of us discuss this Terrible Jerry Seinfeld vehicle that is did you watch it Cardiff? Yes unfrosted. What did you think about it? What it was what it was was Jerry having fun with his friends Jerry having fun with friends That's communities encouraging coffee is what you just described why he turned into a movie once time of pot tarts Cardiff is more forgiving than we were I know

Starting point is 01:47:03 My movie review show is it's alright. Yeah, yeah kind of is really everything teaming up with every Cardiff you're doing potato soup. What is that Monday nights now? Tookie soup tonight 9 p.m. And of course patreon.com slash card of electric go there and subscribe wait tookies doing Wednesday nights now Yeah, I couldn't do this morning and then I Can't keep up. We're never gonna get this podcast guide together. I know I can't keep up with this podcast schedule But potato soup is what Monday night? Always frozen again. All right fucking frozen potatoes look. Well, I might manner it's dog shit. Yeah We might to fry these potatoes warm them up They are frozen. All right. All right, please took you soup and

Starting point is 01:47:47 Annie What do you have going on? Most recently on my video game review podcast, we talked about Hades, the roguelite game, and next week we'll be talking about Prey, which is the hit RPG from Arcane Studios. And you can find that on youtube.com slash at WITGS. And that show is, what is this game? At WITGS, give that a sub. Hit the notification button. Thank you. So you can check out what Annie is up to. And Annie of course will be joining us

Starting point is 01:48:14 at DabbleCon too as well. Absolutely, I'm so excited to make that eight hour drive. Make it a trip. Is it only eight hours? It's 800 miles. It's 12 hour drive. Yeah, I was gonna say say it's definitely more than eight miles from st. Louis I can't wait to see you again. Yes, that's gonna be a lot of fun. Well, thank you. You too All right. Well, please join us again next time. It might be the episode

Starting point is 01:48:36 We find out once for all who are these podcasts sleep well everypony Farting in the mosh pits of morning radio And now the show is over now Hmm, okay, great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone Internet news with Lucy Typebox From Patreon, Michael Hickey O'Pines I'm surprised nobody else has picked up on the fact that Stut Joe's mom is his Baba Booey Another way he thinks he's Howard When she doesn't wait on him, he berates her on air. Private Danny announces, coming at you live from a limestone cavern, it's

Starting point is 01:49:10 Carl from W.A.T.P. Satan kicks men while they're down. Show request for W.A.T.P. The creep off with blind Mike. Deluxe offers, Carl is turning into a toe bro, and Aaron's new sidekick looks like Lady K. Another win for the toe! Principles uncertainty dubs, Keanu the Aaron Slayer. From Reddit, RalphmulmanMalish notes, wild that Carl was able to get Phil Hartman on the pod for the Joey mattress segment. The fasting showman may have a point, W.A.T.P. is the kind of show where you're happier when you don't recognize the marquee name.

Starting point is 01:49:46 Brace This chimes in with, I forgot how terribly good Kongo was. Objective Payment demands, why has Carl barely covered any Tommy the Alien and MSCS since the Stuttering John interview? He is untapped gold, and I imagine most WATP fans get as much of a kick out of Crazy Tommy as I do. Longiron6 points out, don't they play to catch an alien every week? From YouTube, Azut11 notices, John has an amazing way to be so pathetic, yet make people feel zero sympathy for him.

Starting point is 01:50:18 Nasredna. The way he talked to his mom, the tone, and what he was saying shows you exactly who he is. Tom Servo with an interesting angle. If John invited Leo Gunn to the Belmont, that means that John most likely needed a ride to the event. Tom Gouveia, it's impossible to watch Stut Joe, you need to watch him through others. Sean Outwest, this is an epic comeback by Vince, like a cockroach in a nuclear war. He somehow survived and came back swinging.

Starting point is 01:50:47 Not so awesome media. Everyone sucks. What happened to the good old days when you would do some coke, do some wife swapping, and keep your mouth shut? People ruin everything. Hey, Retodd reports, the dabble verse is lousy with victims. Slim Faley asks, Lucy, will you go to the enchantment under the sea dance with me and from dabblers anonymous? Lost consequence plays us out with Gary the retard could have figured out that Kate Meany was up to no good

Starting point is 01:51:13 Why couldn't mensajan? Don't know if that's true girls are retired thought he was being floored to the moon out of the episode of the Howard Stern show So he wasn't all that bright. Annie, do we have any new reviews coming? I believe we do. Yeah, we have a surprising amount of them, but I'm going to just read two for today. Sounds good. And I want to thank everyone for giving us reviews.

Starting point is 01:51:36 If you haven't yet, go to Apple Podcasts, go to wherever you review podcasts. There's some other places I forget where. Do you know, Annie, where people give us reviews? The ones I have up right now we have Apple podcast you can go to good pods castbox podcast addict and Whatever one you use I forgot the name of it. All right. Thank you very much Everyone for giving us reviews it helps with the algorithm helps people discover the program and Hopefully they don't was new and just go I don't know the fuck is going on

Starting point is 01:52:04 Program and hopefully they don't listen to and just go I don't know what the fuck is going on Trying to do a better job with that so alright any what do you got for us? And it's gonna read the review we try to figure out how many stars it is because as I said at the top Give us five stars and then shit all over us So people show over us no matter what then we got to figure out if they really don't like us or if they're just New boot goofing so the first one comes in from Walker killer 10 on seven nine 24 coffee in your face. Carl blows. I don't know what to make of that.

Starting point is 01:52:34 I would go in any direction. One. I'm going to go two just to be weird. OK. No, that's five. It's a five. So that must be a woke dad reference. Yeah, I guess.

Starting point is 01:52:44 Yeah, checking coffee at woke dad. It's a five star. So that must be a woke dad reference. Yeah, I guess yeah checking coffee at woke dad That'd be a fun somebody that actually got the note, right? I like it. The second one comes in from mgikvdrjc71224 Mean Girls, this is That's all this is Just mean spirited. It's not funny or informative. They're just going for mean.

Starting point is 01:53:07 If you're the type who just goes out of their way to find people to run down, this is for you. Fuck you! I'm gonna say that's a one star review, I think. That one is a one star. All right. Disappointed! It's probably that really famous person

Starting point is 01:53:22 you just made fun of. Which one is that The official podcast or the one right after that They have like 14 million people or whatever a couple influencers We've been goofing out. They probably don't like this sort of thing. Why can't we all just get along? All right. Thank you, Annie. You always do a great job reading the reviews and then we like to We like to check in on the voicemailers and see what they're talking about. Hey, Carl, you hear this sound?

Starting point is 01:53:52 Why all of a sudden? This is you talking about stuttering John while we're all in the chat right now, trying to tell you that someone just tried to fucking kill him. He's been shot, stood up on the stage afterwards and fist-punched before leaving the stage. And we're sitting here trying to tell you, wake the fuck up motherfucker. All right. So yeah, while we were doing the show, there was the assassination attempt on Trump. Kurtis came on and talked about it, I guess I was supposed to stop the show breaking news, breaking news, but we didn't do that. Well, don't tell me to not be corny.

Starting point is 01:54:31 Second of all, I just listened to episode four 20 during the middle of your podcast. You just had a bunch of random people walking in. They're like, Oh, hey, what's going on? While episode, I think 81, when you guys were reviewing come town you guys were harping at them saying well They shouldn't have people walk into their studio, too You have people walking into your studio What did you bring all right in my defense 420 I was at Chrissy Mayer's wedding and I should not have done a podcast that day.

Starting point is 01:55:06 Our Internet sucked balls. We had Gino and Alex and Missy B was on that program. And it was just I brought a lot of equipment. I put a lot of work into that and it was not worth it. So what we were staying in like a quad So we had all these rooms going off long as for on either side And then people were coming to visiting us and I had no control over that because it wasn't just anyway who cares What's the difference? Yeah, what he's supposed to do you get the fuck out? Doesn't see the odd air side

Starting point is 01:55:46 Hey Carl, it's a Saturday, July 13th, about nine 30 at night. I'm microwaved some SpaghettiOs. I just got done listening to your, uh, segment on the biggest problem. That was pretty good. Congratulations buddy. New fans from that. That's pretty good. Congratulations buddy. That wasn't me. Hope you gained some new fans from that. That wasn't me.

Starting point is 01:56:05 I also heard that stuttering John shot Trump in the ear for making fun of his kids. I heard that too. I don't know. I'm sure you'll tell me more about it. Have a good one buddy. So. But don't worry, it's fine. It was just a paintball gun.

Starting point is 01:56:19 Correct. That was not me. I have the biggest problem in the universe. That was Dick Masterson doing impression on me. I know it might've seemed like it was me. It was confusing. It was confusing. That was not me. I'm the biggest problem in the universe. That was Dick Masterson doing impression of me. I know It might have seemed like it was me. It was confusing. It was confusing. That was not me. Missy Beast has heard my name What's up, Missy? Come on the show on Saturday. I want to I want to find those Joe Maddarese videos that Blind Mike was playing on his show. I want to analyze that fucking incredible Joe Maddarese is insane So I was mine the other thing I want to point out. Fucking incredible. Joe Matarazzo is insane.

Starting point is 01:56:45 He's lost his mind. The other thing I want to point out, and this is just a pet peeve of mine, I've been hearing everyone say that Trump got shot in the ear over and over again. Ear lobe would be the right term. If you get shot in the ear, you're not going to survive that. Yeah. That's going to be very bad for you. It's the same as the brain. Yeah, right. Like that's where that goes after the ear. So if you're like, you got shot in the ear, oh my god. Well, initially in the ear. Like I could take a lot of bullets of the ear lobes the other year How you get piercings? No. Yeah, right. Yeah people get things through their ear lobes all the time

Starting point is 01:57:15 Do you imagine getting pierced in the ear drum? That would not be a good fashion statement. It would suck So you're saying you won't be upset if somebody shoots you in the ear at the Apple con I won't be thrilled You better be a pretty good marksman. Very good point Annie Missy B says she's in all right. Join me and Eric Zane and the rest Paco call into the show Paco was checking out the episode we did with Celice Rose and I was trying to figure out

Starting point is 01:57:45 what's her deal. Yeah, what's up, guys? This is Paco. We tripping, bro. Celice Rose is fucking fine as shit. You might be a hooker loan man. You might want to get that checked out. And also shout out to Andy, dude.

Starting point is 01:58:01 That motherfucker is the dope, man. He comes through, he's working the soundboard, he got clips ready, you know what I'm saying? You should dust that motherfucker off for real. All right, later. Very good point Paco. So Paco's feeling that Celice Rose is a smoke show. What do you think about that, Lucy? I did not watch that one.

Starting point is 01:58:20 So I did not look at Celice Rose. Very good, good answer. So maybe? All right. I trust Paco Monday's Call it to the show. Hey, it's Mondays. I just want to say you're scary and San Diego was at double con I'm gonna fucking kill myself. All right. Have a great day. Well, thank you for not killing yourself, sir I'm gonna have to deal with that cuz he's staying with me. Oh, is he my days of staying with you? Yeah, I hope he doesn't kill himself. That's a lot of cleanup. Yeah I'd rather someone pee on my pants, but good news

Starting point is 01:58:50 I don't think garrigan San Diego is coming to dabble got to so I think it'll be fine. Don't worry It's called Samantha Matt. I gotta say man. You had me dying When freaking Sutter and John was typing and fired up the hyper feature fucking drum solo outstanding but also I'm thinking like John an escape from New York I'm thinking of a movie in a world or in a devil verse where a stuttering retard is avoiding being served imagine oh my god we gotta make a a devil verse production so we gotta make it happen love the show great job Keep it up later

Starting point is 01:59:27 Well this month sheet shitter sin is supposed to be dropping the documentary I'm looking forward to that Let's go. He does very good work Yeah, I just wanted to talk about stuttering John I think he actually did work for the post office I just wanted to talk about stuttering John. I think he actually did work for the post office It's kind of like Paul you've been talking about how the news media gets everything wrong if they report on you Yeah, and you realize how inaccurate they are. Well stuttering John what he talked about the USPS. It's actually really accurate They are required to carry their bags to the door to protect from dogs. Okay, they do work on Sunday Delivering for Amazon and

Starting point is 02:00:06 Cardiff you potato socialist motherfucker Canadian. The starting wage is like 18 bucks an hour. In New York, I think minimum wage is 15 an hour. So he pretty much nailed it. I actually think this dude worked for the post office. All right, y'all fuck off. That could be true, but you can also just like know a guy who could tell you those things and delivering on Sunday something that anyone would know and Then the bag thing is just like if you had a friend who's a mail carrier They would know if it turned out to be true. I wouldn't be too shocked because it would be another example of John getting into a Prestigious position and completely floundering it. Yeah. Yeah. No, I wouldn't be surprised either. I think it probably is true. Nate in Flint calling in.

Starting point is 02:00:49 Oh, Nate from Flint, Michigan. Hey, I know you don't like requests, but I was wondering if the next time you reference your upcoming show at the Magic Bag, instead of saying Ferndale is right outside of Detroit, Michigan. You could be all Ferndale's about 45 minutes southeast of Flint, Michigan. Done and done, sir. Really make a gal feel pretty if you did that. No problem, Nate. Okay, I'm gonna go drink a tall glass of water straight from the tap. Maybe get this nagging rash checked out. Okay Hey producer Chris. Hi Nathan my relationships got weird recently. I like it. He's sharing too much. I think What why are we plugging Flint Michigan?

Starting point is 02:01:37 That's where he's from. Yeah, how does that help him? I don't know All right, I mean no one's pride went there is no pride in foot Yeah, I saw Roger in me if they all they all need but literally has a Flint pride They all drink poison for months. That's why he's drinking tap water. It's great. I think it was years actually It was it here. I think it was years, too. Maybe that's why it leaves voicemails like that Our British friend has an observation for us. Hi, Carl. I'm really victory-lapping this week.

Starting point is 02:02:11 So happy you played two of my voicemails. Anyway, this one's about a very astute observation that my son made regarding Stuttering John. We really enjoyed watching the green screen fail. Just ridiculous. His childish level of trying to deceive people that he's not somewhere where he obviously is and it's babyish, it's incredible isn't it that a grown man would do that and it is an amazing failure and well worth pointing out but my son really got to the nub of the issue and he points out that really just based

Starting point is 02:02:39 on all the previous shows, no matter what John does after that in terms of entertaining people on the internet with a show it's just it won't be any more embarrassing it's just going to be equal isn't it everything he does is just even terribly boring or ridiculously embarrassing for him because he's such a moron anyway shout out to Paco obviously and a shout out to Paco, obviously, and shout out to producer Chris. Shout out to Lucy Typebox. Typebox? Oh, that one echoed back. Shout out to Lucy. Oh, wow.

Starting point is 02:03:12 Getting a little fresh with the ladies right there, sir. It was nice to get some advice. I do like to hear people are discussing something down with their kids. They're having a back and forth. I don't know, Dan, what I thought was my takeaway. People are writing reports up. That's good. I'm glad dinner table discussion. Hey, Carl. I think John's new strategy of saying, Hey, everyone, let's not attack family anymore now that the tape me need tape to leak just I keep thinking of like the red army marching into berlin and Hitler's like you know what maybe this whole invading of

Starting point is 02:03:58 nations thing is kind of wrong now all right call me back you're saying it's too late is that what you're trying to say yeah i just said in the epiphany which is stop talking about families please don't blame me talking about my trans kid while i was trying to impress my girlfriend please hey carl and andy it's loco paco i just wanted to say I'm really happy for you. Forgetting to see you, no FX. You seem really happy by it. And don't let the chat get you down with their hating. Okay. Punk rock forever. Bye bye. I didn't know Slowpoke Paco was a big punk rock fan. That's cool.

Starting point is 02:04:40 Thanks, man. I appreciate it. That was a nice voicemail. I got a note from a person who was just like, dude, the no effects segment ruled. More no effects talk on the show. And I said, Rocco, no one else cares about it. Everyone else told me to never do that again. I think Andy and I just did that just for you, Rocco. But I'm glad he enjoyed that.

Starting point is 02:05:00 Our British friend called in a few times this past week. Hey, Carl, I was just listening to some of the fabulous bonus content I get as a loyal subscriber to your show at patreon.com slash who are these podcasts or WAPT. You'll find it. It's easy. And yeah, you know, you play, you started doing the of the shows living in the past with Stuttering John using the original theme tune to W.A.T.P. and I thought yeah you know this is really enjoyable everyone loves the original theme tune I mean it's a bit long but it is really enjoyable but I'd actually already been thinking that It's showtime! Dive. Right? Thank you! It's just nice to finally be recognized, thank you sir. I know.

Starting point is 02:05:48 Appreciate it. and then shout out, sorry, no, no. It's just nice to finally be recognized. Thank you, sir. I know. Appreciate it. I think of the VH1 thing on Journey where Steve Perry said, I never really felt like I was a part of the band. All right, one more for us.

Starting point is 02:06:22 Hey, Carl, I've got a quick question. Who's the biggest grifter? A, convicted felon, New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez? Or B, a wannabe Senator, John Edward Melendez? Who is the biggest biggest grifter I've never been arrested I've never been to jail rock and roll all right rock and roll it to you Gary what do you think and he was the bigger grifter between those two if we're talking John it's obviously John I don't know the other guy you know about my name I know him by name and that he was a senator, but I don't know anything outside of that. Yeah, he was just I think convicted of Taking money and bribes and doing all sorts of things

Starting point is 02:07:18 Some of these politicians are corrupt man. I'm telling you. I don't know what yeah I mean I was talking to open the other day. He's just like you can't trust these guys. I know right Yeah, what's touch? Oh was on ants show he's like oh, I can make all that go away for you Before even got the gig It's good to know people in high places. I'll take care of whatever you need fucking idiot It's like a guy who's gonna be the Don Just like I'll take care of you. Don't worry about it. No, you can't say that out loud on front of a camera Alright we've had too much fun today haven't we yes

Starting point is 02:07:59 Sure like you mean Like you mean it Alright, thanks everybody for uh for hanging out who are these.com. We appreciate all of you If you want to keep getting butt plugs in the mail you better fucking learn I have all the butt plugs I need now. You say that now wait until you use them up Don't fuck yourself Okay, folks guess what? Are we done here I think we are I don't know who gives a shit why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here Ah Carl, I love you. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that

Starting point is 02:09:01 Hey everybody, how you doing? I'm good. Look After sitting on the sideline for years complaining about our government, I finally decided to do something about it. And that's why I'm running for Senator of the great state of California. Yeah, I know, it sounds like a joke, but it's not. Look, Donald Trump got elected,

Starting point is 02:09:18 and you know what had angered me? And I've known Donald for years, and I don't know what the hell happened to him. But I will say this, I will fight for you. I'll fight for the youth to lower college tuitions. I will fight for immigration, reform. I will fight for the environment. I mean, reform.

Starting point is 02:09:36 I will be cutting down trees and taking animals out of their natural habitat. We can be making paper products out of hemp. It's ridiculous. As the father of a transgender child, I will fight against bullying and do everything I can for the LGBTQ. I will bully them. Bully me for a stutter, that was hard to say.

Starting point is 02:09:53 So, and seriously, even that, even that, I will fight as hard for you as I have fought for myself. People told me when I was a kid, you couldn't be anything with a stutter. Well, guess what? You know what I became? The announcer on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. I will fight for you. Check everything out on the website. Thank you very much. Now he's fighting everyone. He was right about something. The turn.

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