Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep537 - GG33 Academy

Episode Date: July 21, 2024

If you’re checking out this episode you’re in the right place because we have some amazing life hacks! GG33, aka Gary, is a numerologist who has life figured out and is willing to pass some of his knowledge on to us. Want to make a ton of money? Just have a sale on the 8th. Boom! It’s that easy. Eric Zane joins the show to try to figure out what his lifepath number is (spoiler, it’s 4). We have the News Junkies as our cringe of the week then Aaron Imholte has a “brilliant” idea for his 10 year anniversary live show. Missy B joins the show as we check in on Joe Matarese who keeps coming up with terrible ideas and this latest one is the worst yet. Then we check in on Opie who has some hot takes on Joe Biden and Blockbuster video. Stuttering John thinks that having a copyright means I’m going to lose my YouTube channel. And finally we try to catch an alien, get an updated internet news, and check in on your voicemails.  Visit magicmind.co/WATPSHOW20 and use the code WATPSHOW20 for 20% off your order. Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop Tickets are on sale for DabbleCon 2 on August 16th and 17th – http://watplive.com/ Tickets for the Magic Bag in Detroit on October 25th – https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide https://ericzaneshow.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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encourage our listeners, give us a five-star review on Apple podcasts or every review podcast that show in the comment section today, we'll be reviewing a show called G G 33 Academy. This was actually my idea because I wanted to see how Eric would react to this guy. So we have both listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Gary, the numbers guy. And I don't know if you know his origin story, but I'll tell you real quick. I don't know much research you did into this guy, Eric. Well, I couldn't find a lot. Um, I, I usually put in the same amount of time, about 90 seconds. And then if I can't figure it out, I just pay attention to the clips and figure it out as I go.

Okay. So this guy became a numerologist because of nine 11, he saw that on the 11th day of September planes flew into buildings that looked like the number 11th and he went wait a second there's something I swear to God that career was born that's his origin story I'm not even making that up. So let me give you guys the ground rules for GG 33 we're gonna see some clips here he's gonna explain all the secrets of the universe to us everyone's gonna learn a lot you're gonna all gonna make. We're gonna see some clips here. He's gonna explain all the secrets of the universe to us. Everyone's gonna learn a lot. You're gonna all gonna make money. You're gonna get laid more. You're gonna be happier. All this stuff when you hear these clips. But let me explain what the

numbers mean because I think this is an important part of this. One is male energy. Two is feminine energy. Three is comedians. Four is law and order. Five is good looks. Six is home and family. Seven is genius. Eight is money. Nine is the ability to adapt. 10 doesn't exist. 11 is charisma 12. I don't know about that. And then 22 is a master builder and 33 is an influencer. Now you might be saying you miss a bunch of numbers there, Carl, yeah, I did. I did, but we'll explain why. It's because whenever you have a two digit number,

that's not 11, 22 or 33, you add them together to get a single digit number. Wow, you went an extra step than I did because I, you know, I just thought he forgot, frankly. Well, here's my problem with it. I was born on the 19th. So I'm sitting here going like, what kind of energy do I have? Like, what's my future going to be like? One plus nine equals zero. Fuck. There's no zero. I don't know what to make of it. He doesn't

include me in this thing. I'm so annoyed. It explains a lot. I mean, if you believe this, which, which no one else should believe this bullshit, but a lot of people do believe this. This is proof that there's something for everyone online, literally everyone. You think a lot of people believe this bullshit? Yes. Oh, big time. I mean, well think about it. This hearing just some fat fuck, uh, explain with confidence what this Chris, Jesus. I used to talk about Vinny this way, but now he's in shape. Yeah. Right. And by the way, you explaining what the first however many you basically just took all my clips. Oh, fuck. That's all right. It'll be fine. We'll still totally fine. Totally fine. Totally fine. Because he, he goes a little bit deeper than what you just did. And he explains, you know, very thoroughly. Oh, he does a good, he does a very good job of like

acting like this is a real, Oh yeah. No, no, he totally sniffs his own parts the entire time. He's on all these different shows and he's contentious. We tried to get my, who are these socials? Why Mike reached out to him. He's a busy guy. Yeah, I know it's tough to get a schedule, but maybe someday a sin Lou who just pointed out to me one plus 90 was 10. But then you take 10 you add one plus zero and I'm a one a male energy. Oh, okay. Absolutely. Thank you. You're a one. No, you're a one. I'm number one. I was, uh, I was, you know, I, if you, when you listen to him, explain all the numbers, like he does the first 30. Um, I mean, I, I'll admit that I was like, Oh, I can't wait till here. What he says about mine. And that's what he says.

Seven genius. And I'm like, Oh, and then I, and then he goes ahead. And, um, if you were to look up any other numerologists and look up numbers, everybody has a different opinion as to what is what. And another one says that it's bad at seven is bad at relationships and prefers being alone. So those two I know are true because, but the one you board on the seventh, I was born on seven, seven, 70. Oh, well that's terrible. That's really bad luck. Wow. That's not good. You know, the Chinese you know, in the US we say that seven is a lucky number. But that's what big casinos watching to think that's a Trump Tower watching to think, you play craps. But in China, the eight is the lucky number, which makes so stupid. No, none of it makes any fucking sense. Fucking doves.

Why am I talking about this? Can you play my clip number, hold on, let me make sure I got this right. My clip number nine, because he goes through one through eight with this dude who looks like DJ Jazzy Jeff. And then on the number nine one though, he's getting ready to reveal number nine and there's a little fork in the road. So where was that number eight?

Eight is the number of money. Nine is the number I don't talk too much about nines. Why you don't talk about nines? Because every other numerologist is about them is wrong. So why would they're just going to copy me. So I kind of keep that a little bit hidden. Okay, because the Howard Stern of number everyone just gonna copy me. So I kind of keep that a little bit hidden. Because everyone just copies me anyway. So give us one tip for the guys on here. You don't gotta talk about all about 9. I know, he's a 9. So basically, remember I told you yesterday,

the ability to adapt? Oh yeah, the ability to adapt. You can adapt any situation, anything. That's a 9 trait. I don't go into other 9 traits. I'll tell you a little bit off camera, but the reason I don't do it is because they're all wrong. Like for instance, the books and the websites,

they all say nines are humanitarians. Nine is the number of the humanitarian. Is Joseph Stalin a humanitarian? Put 50 million people in the ground. Well, if there's one example. Is he a hydrochemical engineer? Well, there's two examples. Yeah, obviously.

Concentration camps. Is he a humanitarian? So again, not all nines are humanitarians. Some are, I work. Well, there's two examples. Yeah, obviously. That's right. Concentration camps. Is he a humanitarian? So again, not all nines are humanitarian. Some are, some are, just like anyone else. So you have to be very, very careful about the numerology in bulk, send it on websites. It could be misleading. If it's free, it's most likely free for a reason,

because it has no value. So I like that advice, though. You got to be really really careful Yeah, really careful with judging people by their number and I'm a nine good to know Well, I actually do have some insight into what nines are Eric because he gets pressed on this quite a bit Yes, and so here's another show where he talks about nines obviously the nines have like, like, at least from my, at least from my opinion, right? Like the nines have like this kind of the self harm in them.

Like a lot of them choose to hurt themselves or like go to any drug rehab clinic, you'll see a whole bunch of nines and then you'll see other numbers, but mainly nines. Nines are very adapted to their environment. And if you have an environment filled of drug addicts and you know, degenerates, boom, you said you were a nine producer. Chris, I would like to retract their drug addicts. Uh, they're losers. That's basically is what we're saying. So you don't have to pay for that. I'll give you that information for free. Everyone. You're welcome. I wonder what number he is because is there a number that gives him no fashion sense, bitch tits and a terrible voice. Yeah. You know, you honestly don't

know what number he is. It's fucking at 33. Well, he said, of course, hit me. It just hit you now. Wow. I asked him, did any research. Obviously not. The guy's name is 33. But no, 33 I guess. I do know that 33 is some magic fucking thing. If you're 33, you're like the greatest thing in the world. 33 is the magic number. That is true. This was, I found this to be odd. For some reason, Gary here, gg33, does not like gay people. and he just kind of throws it out there. Like it's just a nonchalant thing. Oh my God. This is so horrible. I don't forget. I'll say, no, no, no, no. These are the people, the nines, the nine, the nine light pass or like

the, the, the sheep in the, in the German, you know, they're, they're German Nazis. It just turned into a Nazi right away because the worst thing about these sheep is they have a high opinion of themselves. So, you know, when you have a narcissist and someone who is easily brainwashed, you know, it gets dangerous. I mean, listen, there's a lot of nines who are LGBT. There's a lot of nines who are alcoholics, drug addicts. Why? Because they allow those influences in their life that fucking weird

he thought that was like look at they either run a concentration camp or they're gay like that's what nights are like drug addicts murderers and the gays people where did that come from also I this show this is a different episode than you would know what you watch Derek is bizarre the way these two are seated it's's just those two have a conversation, but they're both facing ahead. They're not looking at the camera. Yes. It's like they're on a panel at a conference or something. They're on trial. It's a slightly more sinister steel toe vibe going on. Oh God, I got some steel toe stuff. I want to show you a little bit, Eric, cause you're a radio guy. So you'll appreciate it. Oh good. I've, I've really been enjoying the little

things you post on YouTube, like whatever 20 minute segments you'll post. I love those so much, man. I can thank you. I can really digest those quite easily. It's, it's fantastic. Thank you. What else do you want to play from a G G 33? What else do you pick up on? Well, I think, um, he, when he's talking in that clip that you just played about, um, I really think highly of themselves and there's such narcissists. That's the vibe I got from him and every time he speaks. Um, and I think if you just, uh, we can just sprinkle these in him, basically detailing the first nine numbers, just start with the first one and work your way through it. There's, there's something to park out in all these, as he tells DJ jazzy Jeff, what all the numbers

mean. So from one to 33, what does those different numbers mean to you? One is male energy. So when people born in the first 10th, 1928, they have more leader leadership ability. What does it mean? The one 10, nine 20. He always says, did he say 19? Hold on. I gotta listen that again Because I didn't pick up on that. I was trying to figure out that he'll like to add different numbers to it Yeah, people born in the first 10th 1928. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yes. I have a lot of leadership ability. It's confirmed Yeah, I didn't hear that before me eight. So what you do and I said this before adding adding

Yes, everything's got to get added up unless it's 11, 22 or 33 for some reason. But whatever, anything else, you got to add the two numbers together. So if you're born the 12th year three, yes. And he, what, what does he know it? I mean, I'll give the guy credit, whatever it is that he's talking about. This is a, this is a perfect example of how to brainwash people. You could just think of anything in particular that you want to focus on and create. It's like L Ron Hubbard and just fucking stick to it and talk about it. And, and then, you know, those psychic mediums, you know, those psychic mediums that will be in front of a crowd of people. And they'll be like, someone here has an H, someone has an H in their name. Yes. You, you, and you have a relative and they're sick. Oh my gosh. Yeah. My grandma's

sick. Yes. Yes. Okay. So I'm getting right now. Yes. Your grandma's like, he does the same shit, but he doesn't like on the street with people and he'll ask them what their birthday it is. It'll be like, Oh, so you're interested in money. I am interested in body. Like, wow. I can't believe you figured that out. You're a winner, right? Yeah. You're a winner. You enjoy sex, right? Yeah. How did you know? Wow. Holy crap. I can't believe it So fucking stupid Alright, let's keep running through. Let's see what to is people were born in the second They tend to have more feminine qualities even if they're a man if they're a woman and they're born in a second

that body They got it going on Trying to think of every day to the girl was born on the second. I they're like, oh, they got it born on the second year hot, but five is also five's number of sex, number of looks. So a lot of good looking women are born in the fifth, 14, 23rd. As a matter of fact of the hundred top hundred models of all time supermodels, 30% of them were fives. Yeah. So again, you know, when you think about percentages, one out of nine, that's 11%. So when you have something at 30%, that's almost 300% higher than anything else. So it shows you that it beats the standard of the media and what it should be.

So there's obviously something there. Oh my God. Okay. And then the fact that this guy just sits there and listens to him. Right. Oh yeah. Oh my God. Yeah, that makes sense.

No one challenges him. First off, 11%, 30%. That's 172% higher, not 300% because 100% higher doubles it. Right. So he's thinking of three acts whatever he's always I'm not I don't want to critique a guy who's into numbers about his numbers but just him throwing it out there that of the top 100 supermodels 30% are fives so fives are tens But where does he get that stat from who did the research exhaust people into agreeing with yeah, it's like yeah fine This was a presidential debate. I think so would be like no no no no I got a fact check yeah that

How did I oh you have control my fucking shit. Don't you? You're on this. Damn it. But you said it. You can pull chance up on this. Run with it, Eric. Oh yeah. Say something terrible about Carl. After he talks about how nines are evil AF and everything like that. He goes into what 11s are and. Apparently, like 11s are like Jordan and shit like that. Like Michael Jordan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he talks about this. Like 11s are amazing.

Yeah, Jordan is an 11. Kobe's 11. Kyrie's 11. So think about this. Michael Jordan, 11 mentored Kyrie or Michael Jordan, 11 mentored Kobe Brian and 11. Yeah, Kobe and 11 mentored Kyrie or Michael Jordan 11 mentored Kobe Brian and 11. Yeah, Kobe and 11 mentored Kyrie Irving. Why did he just say? Yeah, Kobe Bryant grew up in Italy. He wasn't mentored by Michael Jordan. He's also a very good basketball player. This is both very good basketball players. One's younger

than the other one. What the fuck is he talking about? Mentored him was Mario Lemieux mentored by Wayne Gretzky. No, they're just both really good fucking hockey players. What the fuck? Yeah, Jordan is an 11. an 11, Kyrie's 11. So think about this. Michael Jordan 11, mentored Kyrie, Michael Jordan 11, mentored Kobe Bryant in 11. Kobe an 11, mentored Kyrie Irving is 11. 11, 11, 11. So they're really good athletes. They're really good at, you know, basically getting an audience. They're good at charisma. So you think when like you said that he meant for all those 11s, like when, when, so you think when they're looking for recruits, they're like, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, they don't know anything about it. That's the point. So it's programmed to their subconscious. 11 only club. Are you an 11? Fuck you. He's like, so do you think that like GMs only recruit guys who were born in the 11th? They just like, no, no, they lose their job immediately. That was the cry. Like they're actually looking at how good they are at the sport. And that's why they're recruiting whoever they're recruiting here. I love all 33 takes the long way instead of just saying each one influenced the other. He has to go. You see Jordan is an 11 and

then Kobe is also an 11 and Jordan, he is a, he taught Kobe who's an 11 and then everything's like 15 minutes to describe God. PM people are already finding some holes in these, this logic. Eric pick says, but Gretzky was 99, which is nine 11s. And when me was 66, which is six 11s. says, but Gretzky was 99, which is nine 11th and when you was 66, which is six 11th. So I guess Gretzky was 33% better than Mario Lemieux based on this math. Yeah. But nine 11 is a really bad one. That's not great. That's what got this all started. That's what started this whole fucking thing. If he, if he, if he talks about Wayne Gretzky, let's hope that it does some crazy glitch

and he has to he has to unlive himself. Let's talk about 33 33 is an important number. As we all know, it's the most important number. It's his number comes to numerology and the Bible. Jesus Christ died at 33. Yeah, why did he die at 33? And by the way, the Romans killed him, right? I think I said anymore. Yeah. I don't think I chose. Yeah. Why did he choose to die at 33? You're real up in that year, didn't you? You know what I'm going to do today? Tattooed on me. So when it comes down to it, 33 is the number of influence people throughout history have had that number have been extremely influential Albert Einstein, the Wright brothers first in flight Thomas Edison with electricity. You know what? I thought he was full of shit, but now he just

threw out three examples. So I agree with everything you're saying now. Can't poke any holes in this at all. Explain how a person gets to be 33. I'm always confused at these things. The whole math thing. Like when you were doing percentages and 99 and all, I was lost. I didn't get to be a 33. I'll explain it. So you take your date of birth and you add every number up. So say you're born in 1980, you would add one nine eight and zero, but then you'd also add the month. So if you were born March 30th, it'd be three plus three plus one plus nine plus eight. That's your number. Do you know your number producer Chris?

Speaker 3 I'm figuring it out. Yeah. I might like 37 or something. That's not an impressive number. Speaker 1 So that means I'm 21. Oh, well, yeah. Yes, of course. Yeah. Cause you're all fucking sevens. Speaker 2 No, no, no. Cause it's seven, seven, 1970. Oh, right. Right. What do I do? I, you said add it all up. So that would be 31, right? Yeah. Yeah. You're 30 to three plus one is four. Yes. So then, okay. But that's, that's a whole other thing. Yeah. So you're right. So you're a four now. Oh, okay. He thought you were seven, but it turns

out you're four, which is something political. It's whatever you want it to be. Oh, okay. He thought you were seven, but it turns out you're for Political it's what I wanted to be Lord play play my clip for that. That's what he's gonna describe what I am Okay, girl for his number of law and order So for instance whenever it's the for 13 31st yeah start noticing around how many more police are pulling people over You're much more likely to be arrested that day under Four Energy. Well, if you're black, that guy will. Yeah, specifically him. If you're four and breaking the law, there's a good chance you'll get arrested that day.

Sir, do you know why I pulled you over? Because it's the fourth? That's correct. I plead no contest. Here's your ticket. It's so fucking weird. Idiot. I think it might be stupid, Eric. I think it might be a dumb guy. So but he's really influencing a lot of morons and I and I love that. I applaud when drifters people like this rob people. I think it's great. It makes me happy that stupid people part with their money.

Yeah, he's like uh Chad Zumach but with a gimmick. Correct. You know, Chad can't figure it out. He can't be like the numbers guy or anything but this guy has smaller tits than Chad. Some people always see 1111. Some people always see certain numbers. What are those numbers trying to tell you? you numerology is the study of Energy we can't see energies, but we can understand what type of energies that tells you everything you need to know right there He's like you can't see energies and that's why I'm exploiting that. Yeah, that's why I'm successful

But we can understand what type of energies a person has Based off their numerology. I hate the way he uses numerology too understand what type of energies a person has based off their numerology. I hate the way he uses numerology too. Cuz. Well, he says it. Well, no, I mean, this isn't numerology. It's just like he's making all of this **** up.

This is like the astrology of numerology. That's a good way of putting it. Right? It's a it's a fun way where he can be as creative as he wants. Mm hmm. And say literally anything that comes to mind and as long as he wants and say literally anything that comes to mind. And as long as he sounds reasonably cogent while doing it. Yeah, it's amazing what you can accomplish when you speak well. Yeah, I run a podcast. Go figure. All right. This is you're not going

to like this Mr. Zane, but he's making a prediction about politics here based on numbers, based on numbers. But this is bad news for guys like you. Okay. What happens when Donald Trump wins? Yes, Donald Trump is in this enemy year, but Joe Biden, who won the election in 2020, I'm sorry, stole the election in 2020. All right, hold on. First off, let me stop it the this is all based on the Chinese zodiac. So, you're born in the year of a different animal. I think it's every 12 years. And so, when you look at the Chinese calendar, calendar, well, no, it wouldn't be their calendar. Whatever their zodiac, is that the right word? Chinese zodiac. So, when you look at that, there are animals that get along with each other and then there are animals that don't like each other. So based on what year you were born, there are certain years of your life

that are bad. Like you should knock it out of bed. He has said this. I've heard about the show before being like, yeah, when you're in your enemy year, whoa, watch out bad things are going to fucking happen to you. So that's what he's talking about. So apparently whatever animals aside to Trump, there's a, an animal doesn't like that animal in the year 2024 okay i was making this up so if he's here the cat there's uh oh look out and there's the gear of the dog i don't think there's cats in it i don't know uh there's a tiger i believe there's a tiger yeah all right i'll give it to you was in his enemy year too. So we basically got two people within their enemy years, but Biden would have been in for eight years and Trump for, I will go with the guy who's been

in his enemy year for less years as an imprinted energy. So Trump is the better choice from an energy standpoint as well. But let me, Oh shit. He's a better choice from an energy standpoint. Well, I mean, I wasn't going to vote for him, but now I'm pretty convinced that would suggest that Biden is in a year that has zero energy. I now believe everything this guy has says, okay, I'm leaving. I agree with this. I'll make it sense. Now we make this abundantly clear. When Trump wins, a few things are going to happen. Number one, deportations are going through the roof. Ice agents, there's going to be a hundred thousand new ice agents in the streets. People will start to be deported. Mass deportations are happening.

I don't think we're talking about numbers anymore. He said he's going to do that. Yeah. Yeah. This is like his platform. It's what he said he was going to do that. Yeah, yeah. This is like his platform. It's what he said he was going to do. So I'm not even sure if he's predicting things or just listening to one of the rallies. So if you want a job, ice will be hiring number two. Can you get a fucker out with some Mexicans in that job? That's pretty cool.

I'll sign up for that. The people who went after Trump, I'm not talking about the people on Obama's level because those are untouchables. Hunter Biden, you know, Biden, all these scumbags who tried to fucking convict the president of his 34 accounts and all this other bullshit. Yeah, the 34 convictions, felony convictions adds up to seven and a whole, I gotta go back into my notes. Genius. Ah, it proves it. Trump's a genius. So much fun. This is Eric. I'm as we're doing this, I'm like, why don't I visit this guy more often? I fucking love GD 33. this right now out of all of I mean, we've done a lot of shows for I mean I'm just the ones that I've done it but I I think that this one at least

Has us, you know discussing this in a way That's more fun in my opinion than some of the other ones we've had to because we I actually Hated those people and wanted bad things to happen to them. I like this guy I don't know this them. I like this guy I would like literally blind my try to get him on our show. I want to talk to this guy I want to have a conversation with oh, he's very good. He's I don't think I would entertaining. I think he's entertaining too Yeah, honestly, I don't think I'd push back that much. I just like what else, you know Please go on yeah, please go on Would be the only thing in my notes. I wouldn't want to, um, cause he's always talking about the numbers and pop culture and politics and shit. I want to know about him. If he ever has this,

these types of things creeping from his lips when he's trying to like, fuck, right. Oh yeah. He's trying to do anything, order a coffee. Whatever. Get a fucking hamburger. Well, let's see. This girl has three holes and three is the number of comedy. So if I bring her to a standup show, I could get into all three holes. That's brilliant. It is brilliant. Trump's coming for all you fuckers. He's coming for all you fuckers. He does not like South Americans. He does not like LGBT. Oh, you're all going to be in fucking prison, deported or fucking under prosecution. Fuck every single one of you, because I already know what's going to happen

when he gets an office. He is as vengeful as I am. He actually didn't really do that the first time he was an office. He was going to like lock up Hillary and stuff and none of that happens. I'm not sure if that's true. He's coming for everybody. Remember that if Trump gets in office, he's coming for everybody. All right, new thing. I don't want to hear him talk about numbers anymore. I just want to hear

his plot What's going on right now and When Trump is in office and my gg3 three members are not just in his administration They're also in his cabinet. I want to repeat this again. My people will be in his cabinet All you fuckers who've been fucking talking shit. All you fuckers are getting cases thrown at you. Your mothers, your fucking fathers, your kids, you every single if there's any dirt on you. He's getting really angry right now. What the fuck is this? He really is vengeful. Yeah. This is right after I was saying I like him. Now I'm not so sure. I just want to point out to Gary here that that's not the job of the president of the United States. His job

is not to get everyone arrested. So he's claiming that people that are like in his inner circle will be part of the president's cabinet. Yes, correct. Okay. Or member. He didn't say members g g 33 members as if like right people who sign up for his yeah is that people who are subscribed to yeah is a patreon member yeah this is uh getting a little creepy like the freemasons or something yeah a little bit oh he talks about that a lot now the freemasons the number 33 has a lot to do with the freemason obviously obviously my people coming for you you think it's all fun and games when I'm in my seven year. See what happens next year you motherfuckers.

I don't forgive. I never fucking forget ever. What I've done this year behind the scenes is pretty good. And I have a huge influencer event coming in September. I have a YAP party with fresh and fit on August 10th. I hope this is going to be real. We're going to hold an influencer event with a lot of big names soon, but forget all that for now. 2025 when Trump's back in office, he's going after his enemies and I'm sure as hell going after mine. You know what? I'm back around. GG 33 is awesome. I love this guy. I want to be his friend. I do not want to be as out of a when Trump takes office. We're all my parents

going to go to prison. I'm going to go to jail. It's not going to be good. I want to be a fly on the wall for this shit. He's doing behind the scenes. That's pretty good. He says, yeah, what does that mean? So you, you can't, he's talking about that conference or whatever the hell it is. Is that something like one of these, uh, podcasts festivals or some shit where people get together and trade ideas and pay way too much money to be in a conference? Yeah. Like dabble con two or something like that. If we did that on a yacht instead of at a comedy club. Yeah, it's about time. Um, Eric, let's go back to your clips. What else did you want to play? Any other numbers that are interesting to you?

We played the fives, right? About hot chicks. That was all the percentages. I did, yes. I had that clip, yeah. If you want to be a family man, you want to be a number six. That's my cut number six. Six is number of home and family.

For all the guys out there who say, oh, women don't want to have babies. They don't want to be stay at home moms. Find someone born in the sixth, 1524th. You'll eat your words. You gotta go around and say, Hey, what's your date of birth? Yeah. Question one, when were you born? Why are you a six, 1524? Do you want to have kids someday? Yeah, I think I do liar. You're not even a six. You fucking liar. That's the

other thing about this is that he's always pointing out examples. So these are rules I would assume. But then he says, well, not everyone who was born on the fifth is a supermodel, but you're more likely to be a supermodel if you're born on the fifth. So it's like, okay, well then what are we doing? Yeah. What's the point of any of this? If there's always exceptions and yes, many exceptions to have all these stupid rules. What's the point? Very strange. Yeah. I'm, I'm hoping at least one interview exists where people call him out. And I think that's why he's so angry all the time because he probably gets that all the time or people tell him he's a stupid fat buck. Like he probably gets it a few times

a day. I would imagine. So that's why more than words. Yeah. And when, when stupid fat people have bad things said about them, they get butthurt and now that is true. Um, he does talk about Western astrology because like I said, he's, he's really tuned into the Chinese Zodiac, but, um, apparently Western astrology is stupid. Um, but you know, the Western astrology isn't the most accurate in the world. Does it have some of the benefits? Of course. I stick to the Chinese. He goes, guys, is it, is it Western astrology accurate? Sometimes, but it's not the most accurate. You don't say really. He's also displaying that, that, uh, cross body purse in both your clips.

And my clips, what is the significance of the fucking purse that's strapped to him? I don't, I, does he ever reference anything about that? No, I think it's just full of snacks. That would check out. He's both covering his boobs and growing them. It's a dual. That's another example of example of, it's another thing drives me nuts because I am one of the most listened to shows in the history of the digital medium. And he, I, he has probably 500,000 listeners to each show or viewers. You know, he probably does very, very well. And it just fucking drives me nuts. Well, he's all over the place. He's on Instagram, he's on Tic Tac. Like he does a good job of getting himself out there.

I've been watching him for years saying I do a terrible job of getting myself out there. Carl, is that what you're telling? I wouldn't. I'm not a fan, but I'm sure. I'm sure a lot of people enjoy yourself. Eric, it looks like you're having fun. All right. I got this clip. We got to play it because he does explain how to calculate the life path. I think we talked about this earlier. Let me just check my

work though and make sure I was correct about this. Yeah. And then just for people who don't know, right? Like so how does someone you find their life path number? Is it is it just like you you take their birthday together like yours for 91991 you add it up for 91991 adds up to 33. So you are a 33 lifepad, but let's say someone has 34 and you reduce if it doesn't add up to 112233 you always reduce and there's only three master. Correct. Anything

else is as phony as a $3 bill. That was the commission to play it early on because I'm feeling the reason why you didn't do WTS is because blind Mike's not a fucking 33. Come on Mike, step it up. Yeah, it's all your problem. I gotta ask him what his number is. I might fire him from the show. What was three again?

Three? I got it in my notes. Yes, that's comedians. I'm a three. I finally did the math. Oh, nice. 1218, 1971. This fucking guy.

Yeah. No one told me there was going to be boasting. Three. All right. I teased this earlier. This fucking guy. Yeah. No one told me there was going to be boasting. All right. I teased this earlier. I promised that if you listen to this episode, you were going to learn how to be rich and successful. So I feel this is an important clip to play for everyone.

Let's learn how to make some money. Eight is the number of money on eight days. Get paid on eight days. Concentrate on money. You have a sale you want to run, eight days. You want to change your prices to make more money? Put this knowledge to use. I'm telling you, this is not 99%. 100% this stuff works. I don't think you might be overselling it, sir. It's not 99%. So on the 8th, Carl's gonna charge for Patreon $150 per episode and everyone will buy it. That's a good idea. Should I just charge people way

too much money on the 8th every month? Maybe that'll be my new gimmick. Well you could do the live shows on the 8th and then if it was 30 bucks a ticket, now it's $3,000 a ticket and everyone will pay gladly. You can't fail because it's a hundred percent. Yes. Wow. We're learning so much. Um, six of course is the number of, uh, home and family. As you've pointed out Eric, and he's got a YouTube short for us to tell us more about why is he giving us advice out? I mean, dude, it it's he only doesn't give advice about nine. You got to pay for that one. Yes, it's like drugs. He gets you hooked and then you got to join his page. You're out of the real stuff. Six is the number of home and family. Maybe that's a good day to call mom.

Maybe that's a good day to have the family over. I hope he's showing fast and the furious class. I was wondering what the fuck that was. Sixth day. So if you don't call your mom on the sixth day, she's going to be a cunt. Yeah, you call her out of nine or three. She does not like that. She hates that. She's like, girl, why are you calling me today? Sorry, mom.

I forgot. Anything else you want to play from today? Sorry, mom. I forgot. Uh, anything else that you want to play from G G 33, Mr. Zane? No, no, I think we've covered it. I think we've covered it. I think we're good. Well, thank you for checking that out. Did I give you the easiest homework assignment of all time or what? Oh yeah. Yeah. Because I knew that everything he said, it was, there wasn't going to be anything more or less because he's rehearsed these things so much. He knows all these words like the back of his hand. You know how, when you do the start of your show and how quickly you can say, all right, bonus episode, patreon.com. It's all the stuff that you're, that is rote memory. That's what this twat does is he just repeats the same bullshit over and over again.

Sorry about saying your stuff's bullshit. No, no, no, it's the telemarketer script. Yes. You know, the telemarketer learns their script backwards and forwards. Someone interjects. They don't get tripped up. They know exactly how to get back into the script and they keep reading the thing and they tell you about the stuff and all the benefits and that's what he does. Well, all right. I got to play you a cringe of the week. C cringe of the week comes in from Joshua this week This is a show called the news junkies. You familiar with the show. No, sir. It's a pretty big show It's on the radio. It's got a podcast and I'll tell you what Joshua sent to me He said I need to set this up by telling you this woman actually thinks she can write a parody song and tries all the time

I need to set this up by telling you this woman actually thinks she can write a parody song and tries all the time. Spoiler, she can't. She also really, really needs approval. I chose to send you this because of the disappointment you hear in her voice when she is told the song was muted for the YouTube audience. So this is her going into the song. She's talking about Caesar salad. And it was invented in 1914 by this guy named Caesar who had owned a restaurant

and just had random ingredients and put it together and made a Caesar salad. And based on this amazing news story, she tells you she decides to make a parody song about a Caesar salad. And thus the Caesar salad was born. And since then, I've had you many drunken hungover and just plain old lunch times and I dedicate this to you Caesar salad first off that's stupid wait does anyone eat a caesar salad when they're hungover or drunk and did you say this is first on the radio then on a podcast yes this is a radio show oh boy radio's got bad people although Although Eric Zane's doing an amazing show on the radio. You still do that radio show. I'm doing two now. What? Yeah. How are you pulling that

off? Two voice tracking. Good for you, buddy. I've actually gotten notes. You should plug that real quick. What? What's the station? people can stream it. Okay. The morning show is Q 100. So if you search W Q O N on the app store, you will download the radio station. And then I'm on six to 10 Eastern time. And I've been told by people who have checked that out that you pick great music because you get to pick your own music. I literally just open up Spotify. And if it's there, I play it. If I feel like it. I play it is the last the last I swear to God freeform radio station in America. Yeah, it has to be and drew Lane talks about this all the time. He's like all these program directors

who force this different format and these songs and some people have heard ad nauseam and all the radio stations are losing money and listeners. Why not try something different? What do you get to lose? I could play a super set of the isotopes if I felt like it. But you don't ever feel like it. I know it never has. You know what? I will play it and I will get audio of it and send it your way. Awesome. I appreciate it, buddy. But no, I've heard that you pick great music and you have a you do a good job on there. Thanks buddy. Appreciate that.

Salad ballad. With crisp, roaming leaves and whispered sway, Your embrace so sees up, takes my breath away, Thrust in a cloak of pure, creamy delight. Oh That's a right joke. Wow. That's some hair metal vibes there. Tell them what to make of it. Is that a real song or what? It's not what he means. Like a parody of a real song.

That was royalty free. Oh, you gotta tell me that. Just if you give me the heads, you gotta tell me that. You gotta tell me that. Oh, man. Jesse, if you give me the heads up, then I'll know. I thought it was... And we're gonna go viral. I thought it was Motley Crue or something.

That's what I thought, too. No, it's a royalty-free song. So... It sounds exactly like Motley Crue. What's the one about? I'm on my way! Yeah! Oh, damn sweet!

No, it doesn't sound exactly like it. No, exactly is the wrong word for those you listening on everything but YouTube. Thank you. And with that, I'm not twitched in here either, actually. Cool. Cool. So she thought she did a great job. She's bummed out that they drop the audio on some of these websites. So they go, you know what? Do it again.

Now that we know it's not a parody song, we have the rights to it. OK, we'll let you we'll let you do it. So this is where it gets really sad and depressing because this woman sucks. You can do the Caesar salad song again if you want. Can I? Yeah. It won't go like it did the first time mostly because I had printed out the lyrics and that was my first go at it. But you still have the lyrics, right? If you do it again. Okay. So they're fucking with her. They heard about like it being the I had printed out the lyrics and that was my first go at it, but you still have the lyrics, right? Okay, so they're fucking with her. They heard about like it being the 100th anniversary Of Caesar salad and all the facts behind it. Mm-hmm. All right, cool. So Here we go. Please don't mute it. It's royalty free

It's Helen free I'm so talented. They need to tell her they muted again. Now that would be funny if they told her that. Your voice is like lower than the music. Yes, the mix is on. It's leading the voice effect on for the disappointment there for me. That's really, I really nailed it the first time. Most of the people who are listening to the show are listening to the show on these radio stations that just heard it perfectly crisp and clear. and the people on the podcast will also hear it perfectly crisp and clear

I'm on my way I'm on my way Oh, that's right, I wish it yell at her more yeah, I know Yeah, that's that's what because everybody hates her. Yeah, she should feel bad about it. It doesn't matter. Just enjoy some. That's a punchline. Follow me. Oh, I hate you. God. **** Hey. We're talking about dreams. Say it

with me. Smoke weed every day. Thank you, Sabrina. Sabrina. Okay. So she's part of the show, I guess. And yeah, they really need to beat the shit out of her more. I mean, considering that she's takes it so goddamn seriously, that would have been a great bit if they really let her have it or continue to fuck it up. We are giving out this consultancy for free right now. I know. Yeah. You can't just let her play that shit and let her feel good about it. You got to fucking get the fuck are you doing? Yeah. This should end in go fuck yourself. That was one of my favorite things. Who was the broad with the ukulele who sucked as bad as Sabrina does that we

were the broad with the Oh gosh, there's been a couple of them. Yeah, I don't remember. We were on like a two or three week run for a while. Kind of heart me back to that. Okay, well there's Christine Nolton. Yeah, that's how you're thinking of. Oh gosh, she's so bad. Every time I bring her to WATS,

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Missy, how you doing? Hey, yo, I fucking love that Caesar salad song. I can't wait for the Cobb salad rap. All right. Salad music. The 30 minute go salad jokes. Let's go. What do you got? Spring mix. What do you got? I was looking at you when that song was playing and your mouth was open. You're going. Yeah, that was pretty, pretty amazing.

Um, Eric, have you met Missy before? I have not had the pleasure. Hi, nice to meet you. Eric, Missy, Missy, Missy, you too. All right. So, um, Missy, you and I have talked about Aaron Imholdt before. I just have a quick thing that I want to play for you because Aaron has this 10 year anniversary show coming up. It's a live show at Stoney's. So it's in, you know, their small town in Minnesota and it was supposed to be the roast of Aaron Imholdt. Right. He was throwing his own roast. Well that, you know, now that Gino and Keanu have bowed out and Chad's not coming and no one wants to be there. He's decided to change that up. So now he's doing this 10 year anniversary where all the old

co-hosts from steel toe are all going to get together. It's like a reunion type of thing. I don't know that's going cause I don't think anyone wants to associate with Aaron anymore. Did he promise key chains? He hasn't done that yet. He's close to it, but this is his brilliant idea. He actually came up with this on the fly. He might have. I don't know. But I want to get your guys take on this. Whiskey Pete Oz. Then you got Johnny. You got Matt. I think I, I don't want to speak too soon. I think we can pull this one-on-one thing off. I really do. So that's the station he got fired from. Yes. So those are the co-hosts used to have when

he was on the radio. This is his glory days. This is what Aaron pines for before the internet was mean to him. He just go on the radio and spout off and not see comments and you know do his thing and he had these guys. He used to be on the show with them. So he's wants to his 10 year anniversary even though he's Years off the radio, but everyone's gonna be like oh wow steel. So okay, so this is the 10 years of talking into a microphone Yeah, some of which on the radio the rest in this room

Yeah, or twitch or whatever else okay, okay? Do you think if I paid one oh one like 400 bucks, would they come out and do a remote? Yes. That's what we've got to do, right? We've got to do a we should talk to one oh one about doing a remote for the steel toe 10th anniversary party. Alright, I'm gonna let this play a little bit longer. But before I do that, Eric Zane, you've done remote before. I'm pretty sure. Of course. Everyone who's been in the radio has had to do the remote. They're brutal. They are awful. Nobody gives a shit. Like you show up somewhere and maybe a couple of

listeners show up and they're excited to see you. But for the most part, you're just in people's way. They're just like, what the fuck is this guy? Yes. Yes. You just try to not just keep the car in between the lines when that happens. Yep. Get the, get it fucking over with and get out and remote in 2024. I mean, radio has no listeners anymore. I said for Eric shops, real is a listener. It doesn't either that one. It's only you guys. So the idea that he's going to hire one on one for 400 bucks to do a remote and that's gonna bring in this huge crowd of people It's gonna be this amazing event Kiosk of a fucking radio show at us festival. Yeah, I move away

Yeah, this can go back to his narcissism is it's bread-crumbing Narcissisms are like so Yeah, yeah. This can go back to his narcissism is it's breadcrumbing. Narcissisms are like so famous for that. That's that's that's their mode. They had they they're like, here's a little bit to keep you interested just enough before because I'm not going to commit to it. But I want you to think I'm going to commit to it. Just do I have your attention for a little bit to feel good about myself? Well, you're saying that narcissists don't follow through with all the things they say they're going to do?

I wonder if Sidrick Johnson is a narcissist. This is embarrassing on many levels because it's embarrassing that he would suggest it. And then it's also embarrassing because the radio station probably will take him up on it because they need the money. The price is right. 400 bucks. Sure. We'll send an intern out and his enthusiasm about it is fucking embarrassing. This is, this is what gets not so spaz kid. This is a Stalin 19 cut this for us. Thank you very much for doing that. This is great. Four or 500 bucks.

One Oh one comes out, dude. That's what, why didn't I think of that before? That is 1000% what we're doing. When he said, why do I think that before? Was he talking about 15 years ago? Cause that's when that would have been interesting to anyone. Like radio's dad, Aaron, what are you talking about? He wants to get his show back on the radio. He wants to bring the radio station out to his 10 year anniversary. Nobody cares. Yeah. Yeah. We're supposed to be concerned about his fucking goal every day and he's going to blow 400 bucks on this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're supposed to be concerned about his fucking goal every day and he's gonna blow 400 bucks on this Yeah, give me some money so I can give it to 101 What are we doing and that no my god, what am I the dumbest bag of shit whoever lived probably

Guys this is the way to go You know we could get like three or four different stations down to our, uh, anniversary party with the money we were going to pay Gino and Keanu. Oh my God. That's the play that you, we gotta do. We gotta bring the, uh, we'll bring rocket one on one out. We'll bring wild country out and we'll bring KNSI out and we'll, Oh my God. One remote is good. That's three radio station. Remotes is amazing. And I'm sure which was, this was lost on no one. How we sprinkled in the money that he was gonna pay Gino and

Keanu saving money now. Now, is this something that you think that it was gonna pay Gino and Kiano. Correct. Yeah. Saving money now. Now, is this something that you think that it was never discussed after? There was just a one off thing and then it'll never it'll never be, you know, heard of heard of again. I hope I hope he pays one oh one 400 bucks to do a remote and stupid 10 year anniversary because I want to hear all about it because he had shown the door and was hated because of the extreme nature of that firing that was an ugly firing why would the radio station do anything like that it was it had repercussions throughout that whole industry that shit that he

did eric you're bringing up a very good point i i've never been fired from a job but i've left companies i had a uh ceo uh try to sue me after i left the company. The last thing I would think is I wonder if she'd hang out with me for 500 bucks. That's not how that works at all. But it sounds like you have some knowledge into how Aaron's radio career added to you. Oh yeah. You know that story then you have to write. I do. But please give us a brief summary. I, if I, okay. Now it's, I'm foggy, but he was slamming some chick who took a job in another town. Yeah. And I or something. Yeah. And he was, he went so hard on her that the radio station was forced to fire him because it was such a poor look. It was so, it was such a devastating

bully maneuver. And uh, when he's a troll, it's cool so it was such a devastating bully maneuver. And when he's a troll, it's cool when people troll him. They're haters. Yeah, it was. It was really ugly. And and so they said, fuck, she's not even in town and you're fired. I mean, that's really saying something that is that's 1000% what we have to do. I just came up with that. I'm going to write that down or I'm going to forget it. Live remote.

Isn't he writing that on a Coke can? And that's the way that we get 101 to come out and come up on stage for the anniversary show. Oh guys. Oh, we might've stumbled onto the best anniversary show of all time. He looks like we might've stumbled onto the coolest shit ever. I think that, Oh God, he looks like retarded young Jim Carrey to me. He really does. And you know, it's interesting. It is when you were, uh, because I, I had heard terrible things about him, didn't have really an opinion. And then I go, oh, he's hanging with Carl. Well, I'll give him a shot, and then he seemed nice, and then this is how stupid, how much of a

Mark guy, as soon as you started hating him, I started hating him. It's easy to hate this guy when you actually listen to his show. I wasn't watching or listening to his show, but now it's just turning to this telethon where he's just begging for money non-stop. It's just, and it's crazy too because he's setting himself up for failure Because he even says I'll be like I guys know in about 13 minutes I'm gonna have to start really begging so if he can start giving me money now I won't have to like bag as much you're like no I want to hear you back That's the funny part the funniest thing that he does on his show is miss the goal

So it's what we're all rooting for her. How much do you want to bet that like this is him as a father? I'm gonna I'm gonna go there It's like hey guys What nippy great if we went to Disney for your birthday? No, it's worse than that. It'd be something that he wants to do Yeah, what did you guys love it if we all went fishing and then watch me play golf? right Bring a friend. This this the greatest idea ever?

A thousand percent. One thousand percent. And he like does that creepy look in their eye to like hype them up, then like trick them to believing it's a great idea. Yeah, he is a manipulator. That's for sure. I like I like seeing you and hearing you figure him out like this. This is awesome. I am calling on that shit today.

No, you're not. I'm pumped. Oh. Oh. I love this idea that he has to buy people to come to his show. It's so embarrassing. Really bad. Really bad.

Missy B is coming to DabbleCon. I'm excited about that. Eric Zane is coming to the Magic Car. I'm excited about that. Eric Zane is coming to the magic I got my karaoke set ready sweet Did I did I try to entice you with hundreds of dollars to either of you like guys? Well, I didn't want to show with me. I'm still waiting for that Venmo. Yeah, I know right. It's not coming Anyway, it's that's embarrassing speaking of embarrassing of embarrassing Joe matter, Reese, and I know about this. Oh, I have it. I have a stinger for this. Don't I?

All right. Are you familiar with Joe matter? He said, I'll say actually the last time I was on, we did the Joe matter. Rees show. That's how that's, I think when this all got started and then it's, it's kind of, uh, I know it's how that's, I think when this all got started. And then it's, it's kind of, uh, I know it's, it's gotten a lot of momentum on your show, which made me really happy because I thought that he was like a skilled comedian or something like that. And then I, when I, when I watched and listened, I was like, what's going on? Is this, isn't adding up in my brain? Cause it's retarded. This is all bullshit. He was on America's got talent. So obviously he has talent.

Right. He must. It's the name of the show. All right. So Joe Matariz and I caught this on the blind mic project and thank you to Craig for sending this to me because he has taken this down. Joe Matariz is in a casino or something and he's smoking a cigar and he's just coming up with some Brilliant ideas much like Aaron Imhol was just kind of with some brilliant ideas He was doing the same thing. And so I have a couple clips on that and then we're gonna Do a little bit of a deep dive into Joe batteries But and you also like when you get in the clip you'll notice like his cigar is down

Like he actually has to take the the neck or whatever that's called the tag. I don't smoke cigars, but he had that he has to take down and then his makers on the rocks looks like iced tea. It's so watered down. Like he must have been dwelling on going live for a little while to get the liquid courage to do this. And then this is what you get. That's interesting. So my first cut that I have on here was not played on the Blind Mike project. This is how he starts it off. He's just staring at the screen waiting for people to start watching him. Oh.

And his demeanor is like he's the new It Girl or something like he's a hot chick that's going live on Instagram. So hot. He's fucking dancing in the tubes. Got a cigar. I've never just pulled out my phone and gone live. I know a lot of people do that.

And he's at the slots. Like at least some slots then, like be a little fun. If you're going to wait and you're by something entertaining, why don't you like utilize your environment a little bit? Exactly. It's so embarrassing. Also put this whole fucking cigar away. Yeah. Frame yourself up. Yeah. Go back to your room and do this. You're out in public. And this is what you're doing. This goes on for 30 minutes. I'm going to play a couple of highlights.

So he goes with this brilliant idea. He's got his next big idea. The one thing we know about Joe Manor is he's always got a new show, a new angle. What if, Hey guys, what if I did this? You know, he's always reinventing. What do you guys think about this? This is an excellent big thing. What do you guys think about me doing a documentary? I started think Okay, so you just said, wha we know about Joe and Miss to admit that and that is

but it's good. Mike Redbar this guy for the hack that he is. It's pretty incredible. So Joe's big idea is what if he made a documentary? About what, Joe? What are you gonna make your documentary about? If I ran a GoFundMe to make a documentary about my career in the past six years as it's been trolled a lot. Could you imagine? Guys, what if I made a documentary about me? What do you guys, would you guys watch that? You want to give me money to make that happen?

What? No, definitely not. Jesus Christ. You weren't ready for that, were you? No, it's the level of how blind people are. Yeah, thinking that they're that they're they're they're so self important like that. It's it's they're oblivious to it. It's delusional, delusional.

You're thinking of delusional. Yeah. From the porcelain docks to the red bar stuff, to all these other podcasts, I've become a genre now. making fun of me is like a job It's like a genre. It would be but you took all your fucking podcasts out at home I would have made your idea or segments Oh He quit podcasting and took everything down and now he's trying to act like he's stuttering job. You're not you're not stuttering John You're not at that level asshole

But he's been doing this for 24 years he knows man. Yeah right. I love that he thinks he's in a genre. Guys make it fun of me as a whole genre. Well it's me and blind Mike at this point. You know like red bars moved on, porcelets moved on. Yeah they did their job. Yeah what are you talking about?

Already made funny into your face. We've all moved on now. Has he ever referenced you in any way or have you spoken to him? Well, I sent it for his Patreon and he emailed me. He goes, oh yeah, of course you want this content, right? I was like, yeah, yeah, I do. And then he canceled his Patreon. Oh no! What a pussy! He sends a lot of emails. There's a couple accounts of him emailing people like, you watch Goodfellas, you see what happens to that guy? And he's just like, what bro?

Look at this face right there. That sums up Joe Badari better than anything. He can be doing his Rocky impression. Can you just like flip that? Just right now take that and then give someone to animate it and we'll just make it the thumbnail That is perfect. It is great I will say though the idea of a documentary made about what all of these people do to stuttering John I think that would be very interesting Because you rise if these onto it. I mean, but this guy no, I mean no one knows the fuck you are you idiot? Yeah, you're not that important. Trust me. It's like a genre for podcasters now.

What do you think? Would people donate? No, because it costs a lot of money to make it. I would want to make a good documentary. How much did porcelain raise to make? Right. Just do it. He has this really usual to where he thinks that getting the better, bigger, more authentic looking thing would somehow provide the value, which is not true.

It's the substance that provides the value. And he always fails to bring it. He doesn't even build it up enough for it to have its own substance anyway, but he could literally do this himself. He could literally have a camera and do the interview and then use the same fucking clips that they use. He actually has all of them archived because they're his correct. Yeah, this would not be difficult to do. And he goes on to explain why he needs to raise all of this money. So maybe when we get some name comedians to be in an interview style.

You're friends with those comedians, Joe. They'll talk to you. He's like, I need to raise some money so we can get Colin Quinn. And if you know Colin Quinn, call him. Probably. Why is he spit balling to what? Three people?

I know he took this down. This is embarrassing. All about from the night I did the show with Artie Lang, Jim Norton and Anthony Goumian. That's when it all started that night. So yes, that is what it all started. Fixing Joe live at the Village Underground was a fucking disaster. It's also one of the funniest podcasts ever made. We did a whole deep dive on it on WATP, but that was the beginning of the end for Joe Matariz. begins and then it goes in to a deep study of why I get targeted. Could you stop? Show a little bit of why you get targeted. Yeah, this could be a short doc.

And he's unlikable. He's also unlikable. I mean you can be shitty. I know I have three docu- You can be shitty and people you can I I mean, that's all I've done is fucking try to be nice and have a good time and suck. I mean, who gives a fuck? But this guy, Jesus Christ. But I love how he says that that's why he is who he is now. No, no, you were already that. And you exposed yourself to that.

Like people Well, he was already a failed comic at that point. Like he he had his chances. He'd been on national television. It didn't work out. And so now he's like, Oh, the next thing I'm going to do is talk about how I suck at life and I'll get Artie Lang to tell me how to be better. That's a bad. I don't know. That's who I go to when I want to improve my life. My life coach is Artie Lang.

OK, Jim Norton. All right. Good luck. From the night it all started to now. I know I have three documentaries, but I mean my own documentary Showing everything that's high drunk. He's got he's got it. Yeah, that's the liquid courage For a minute before he decided to go live. Yeah, I'm good. Fuck it. Fuck it. I'm gonna go I haven't watched all the docs, but didn't he do an interview with porcelain? Wasn't that funny? Yeah, I'm gonna go live. I'm gonna go live. Yeah, I'm good. Fuck it. Fuck it. I haven't watched all the docs, but didn't he do an interview with porcelain? Wasn't that one of the.

Yeah, that was itself. What is explaining has already been done. It's like, but what if you hear it from my perspective? Like, yeah, no, we did that. We got it. Yeah, you did a great job. Actually, pointing at yourself. It's affected me and how it affects other comedians I go through the same stuff

I don't know if I could get enough money together How much of a budget you think I would need to make because you need a good DP What does it mean shoot it and edit it do a really good job on it? Wait, what does he want? What does he want? What does he want? Does he want like a slow pan up his driveway? Aerial footage like what the **** does he want that he needs

something that dramatic? Some cinematography. He's a DP. You want to direct like you really want some hardcore like, you know, what if I started a zoo with a bunch of tigers on it? Would you guys watch that? Would you watch a documentary about me and all these tigers and someone gets their arm bitten off?

Would you watch that? I don't know what's more more terrible, the obliviousness or how thin skinned he is because, yes, you know, how often how often do we see these type of people who are just so butthurt by whatever happening to them, whether it be getting picked on by you or whoever. But I mean, it's, it's the reactions that really shows you who these. Yeah. And his reaction is narcissistically based. Yeah. It is based in narcissism. I said that about Aaron Imhol. I'm like, dude, you're handling this horribly.

You're doing this all the wrong ways. It's crazy. It's like fucking beat adult. What are you doing? This Joe Manor is a child. It's like deliberately learning nothing. Yes. Perfect. But I'm the subject. I'm the main subject. Neatness eyes. What an asshole. Because nobody gives a shit enough about me. It has to be about other comedians too. That doesn't even fucking make sense. He goes, all right, so we're gonna make a documentary about me and my last six years of my career. I did that Fixin' Joe podcast, but I'm not that important. So maybe we'll have a B and a C story.

Maybe like, summary John will be sprinkling. He contradicts himself. Yeah, wait, what do you mean? He's just like, he's like, oh, I, you know, like I'm the subject, but like, you can't focus on me. I need to have other people there. It's like, no, you just want other people there. So people don't focus on you just so that you can literally get a leg up off of

them, which is what you did with Sebastian. That's exactly what he did. Sebastian, he asked for the second time for, uh, at the Madison square. He's like, uh, like he wanted to, um, headline, not headline or whatever, uh, open for him. And he, Sebastian didn't want it. And then he goes, Oh, you don't have to pay me. I just want the followers. Well, that's coming up in a second. Um, after this, he does say he's going to get already laying to be in this documentary. If you guys give him money, good luck with that. Artie's not doing that. We don't even know where he is. Yeah, no Artie's out of the public

spotlight at this point. You're not going to get him, but for some reason he claims he's gonna get Artie Lang. I guess Artie needs a certain amount of money to be in this guy's document. All right, whatever. So this is where to your point, Missy. She's so delusional. He sees that he's popular in some way on the internet and he's trying to figure out how do I make money off my popularity? How do we engage all the people

that watch the porcelain documentary? So there's three docs, right? And then the interview, like what Kevin Brennan says, it's like 700,000 views't know, 700,000 views. And we combine all those. How do we how do we get to all those people? How do we engage? What do we got to shoot it on?

We'll put the documentary on porcelain channel. Why? That outwears the side of the story. Yeah. Literally trying to be a low cow? It's like other people hate me on the Internet. How do I get them to see me do this other thing? How do I harness that power? I don't know. Do something interesting other than being in a casino, drinking,

drinking a drink and looking like a fucking rapist. He just knows how disinteresting is. That's why he doesn't do his own thing. And that's why he is constantly like relying on other people to lift him up. Every single person within his arms length. Is he doing that with instead of just looking in towards himself and just doing what makes him happy and then letting that the people draw into that. Cause people like authenticity and he's not providing that.

That's why people like these documentaries because they we get the the looking glass looking into his life on that way and we see it. Also the idea that there's 700,000 people who enjoy this guy as a clown as a guy that we cloud on the internet and he's like would you guys give me money to show you my side of the story? No, we don't care about that. No. It personally wants to make a part four. All right. I will check that out. I would check it out. I want to, I actually want to see his sympathetic spin on it. Interesting. I'm sure it would just be an utter piece of shit, but uh, sorry, Joe, you're just not that interesting. Well, the good news is he's feeling good about

himself because he stopped really, he stopped reading the internet. I don't think I'm a failure I told myself back up in the last few weeks Knocking it back down I don't think I'm a failure. Oh Doing all right, you are currently failing right? Yes I'm a failure. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Just go gamble. Do what you do at casinos. You have no confidence at all. Well, that's how that clip opens, right? He's like, just sum up $850. I sat at the blackjack table for 30 minutes. That's not how you play blackjack. You got to be in that seat for hours. And you got to lose to make it big. Advice for Joe, those people that said thumbs down to the idea Yeah, those are actually your friends. Those are your friends. Yeah, those are not trolls. So hang on to them

Just read from you would make you would make you guys want to watch it just read from you. What would make you? What would make you guys want to watch it? It's not about them. It's you for you to be interested in. Let me know. Well, maybe like a while you're ending or maybe you get off your meds and start freaking out again. Like drinking on your meds. This motherfucker is drinking on those meds. You should not be doing that. You black out really quick on that shit. Is that what happened? I don't even know what kind of yeah, I I shouldn't like in college, you know, cuz college is great and fun socially So I used to be on that and I remember drinking it was terrible and it takes a year to get off that shit

It is not fun and it makes things so much worse. He would be better off college though, it was good times I That's how I talked all the time. You know, you ends up being Joe Maddarese. So you wanted to kind of analyze what is fucking wrong with this. Dude, he has so much shit going on and he is a narcissist. He does have other some periphery things or things on the peripheral and But man like you and we can go as far back as when we saw him on the live fixing Joe You know and even if you want to go like my clip one the you know He goes back and forth like boohoo man you guys you know I'm hurting cuz you guys are so great But I'm actually better than you Like what I know that you guys are quicker-witted than me and very true I really think that I know for a fact if we had that yes

You are but I know from being in this business for 29 years what what I might be better at than you guys Why which would be well life life? He's doing an opium pressure Which would be? Well, life. Is he doing an opium pressure? Yeah, he got all but hurt because these guys were all scoring on him. Everyone's getting in quips and jabs and everyone's laughing at the audience. So then Joe has to be like, oh yeah, well, I'm married to a very successful woman and

we have a lot of money and kids and you guys don't have any of that. They're like, yeah, we know that. Yeah. And then in that next clip on to, you know, he kind of carries over kids and you guys don't have any of that. They're like, yeah, we know that. Yeah. And then, and then next clip on two, you know, it kind of carries over to, you know, he talks about being so, you know, what's going on is so disconnected. And then he just, he, narcissists have to punch down other people to uplift themselves. Correct. And this is exactly what he does here with these three legends that agreed to sit next to this man.

Right. Well, we can say one of the things I think with everybody running like fucking crazy these days is that nobody's really connecting. I know this is like fun for you guys to slam the shit out of me. Yes, but I don't think I'd like this as much. I can't think of anything more fun than this evening. This is actually awesome. It's fun, but it's very disconnected. And that's why you sing. It's like a serious.

No, no, it's why I'm a comedian. Yeah, it's so he just doesn't get it. This is from the porcelain documentary, Inconvenient Goof. It is. It's great. It's well done. It's well done. Yeah. And you know, he he's got a great voice. He clearly wrote it. But you know, he's talking about being so disconnected, but he's so not self aware, which a lot of times narcissists aren't because they just have this inflated image of themselves. So he has, where he constantly is having parties with his family, but nobody wants to be around him or not that nobody wants to be around him. He disconnects and goes off to the side to go live and address strangers, probably because,

which a lot of times, narcissists, they would rather appease and please strangers than their own family and loved ones. For the most part, a lot of times that comes from, because everybody knows their bullshit. Everybody knows their playbook. So they are just not- They're like people who don't,

who haven't figured them out yet. Yeah, and they haven't figured them out. So they are just not people who don't who haven't figured them out yet. Yeah, and they haven't figured them out. So they're they're not as impressed with gun. They like dirty deeds like Dablin Dan. It's like a mini geographical cure. Yeah, it's going to keep moving their camp. And it's a quick dopamine hit for them because they need constant supply to feel this like validation. And people at barbecues are kind of doing their own thing and they're talking about stuff.

Nobody's bowing down to Joe. So what does he do? He turns to going to live. So that's my clip or and five. OK. Wow. I was so prepared this time. Heights. So tell Redbar to go get more money from his rich dad. He just comes across like, I have a rich dad. Am I the only one that thinks that? Joe, Redbar says, you get a new start next year.

Tell him to ask his dad for more money. To buy him more equipment for his **** hate teenagers that watch him. Tom, I said. Oh my god. Can uh project much? Oh, that's definitely too like you can't be mad at the guy like Mike David and also say he has no viewers. If someone has no viewers like Chad Zumach makes fun of me. I never address it. He has no viewers. I don't care. He can shut whatever he wants in his bedroom about me. It doesn't bother me in any single fucking way. So the fact that he goes, yeah.

And you know what, Mike David, your dad buys you all this shit and you're spoiled brat and you only have like eight teenagers watching your show. Well, obviously not because you're addressing it and you're upset. But they address it, but he's oddly specific in a way that is like, that's what you're doing. He is projecting a lot on himself and there is, you know, in another clip, this one is really weird because it's like clearly more of like a dinner party where now everybody's inside and he is like in another room, like huddled against a wall.

Like, what are you doing? Why are you not around people? Is that your number five? I know. No, no, no. It should be four or three, whichever one that you didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got I got you. Yeah. Good, buddy. Looking good. good buddy good

what a rapist what is he doing? in our final video don't watch that documentary I use that for clips because like you can't find those clips anywhere. So, you know, thankfully, porcelain has that. But yeah, that's a. How long has this? Sorry. I know you're going to question because he's talked about how long his career has been.

Is it only this past year that it's been all of the people making fun of them? Is that this has gone on for a long, long time? Yeah, like he said, six years. Yeah. Trolling. Okay. Well, he, he, he dives into it. He, he gives in. So Eric, that, um, fixing Joe, he was, he was trying to do a pilot for a new show. He thought he was going to get picked up by Netflix or something. This Fixing Joe show. Yeah. So he gets Jim Norton, Anthony Kumi, Arty Lang to do this live show. It was supposed to be like guys, my relationship with my wife is weird, right? Can you guys help me out? Give me some advice or whatever. And they just like

clown him the whole time and he didn't like it. So he took that episode down. It's the best thing he's ever done, but he's embarrassed by it because he's the butt of all the jokes. So he took it down. So because he took that down, the Streisand effect happened, where everyone was like, why doesn't Joe want us to see this thing? I kind of want to see what's going on with this thing. And that's how the porcelain documentary got made because of all that. Yeah. And he put it behind a paywall and someone was like, thank you and duplicate. Red bar. Yeah, correct. So yeah, that's kind of how this whole thing started off because and I've mentioned this before, but Dan Fullado told me that Joe Matariz

was one of the best comics on the scene in the early aughts. No one was quicker than him. No one was better with crowd work. His act was great, but as before he met his wife and his wife, who's a psychologist, psychologist, something like that, put him on this medication. It turns him into a dummy. Don't yeah. Yeah, that's that's interesting. I I didn't even consider that lineage like that linear story. Like that he that happens and you know like his his wife is like

Fed up with him. She is and if you want to take a look at Clip 9 she she ends up coming on fixing Joe. Oh wow episode 29 I don't think I've seen his wife before as interesting. No, it's just audio. It's just audio. And she dives into it and you get a peek into their marriage and it's pretty fascinating. I was asking what advice he had for you for dealing with the highs and lows of the business because it just seems to me lately that you're kind of on like you're dangling by a thread or something that it does not take a lot to make you very upset and to put you into a depression. Well, I just feel like you always want to have a talk.

Like there's always like there's always a crisis or always about my career. I don't know. No, not necessarily. But I think that your unhappiness from your career is your unhappiness in general. It's the same thing that I think. This is like a witnessing into like a like there's a divorce on the on the on the horizon here over. It's over. Like, what a defeated woman.

It's like you can tell she's like just being together for the kids. Staying together are just difficult to be in a relationship with. And Joe just seems like he's one of these guys. We're just like, all right, can we not talk about you for fucking one time? I was something else. Yeah.

She has children to a boy, a girl and Joe. Right. Yeah. I never want a woman to say, it seems like you always want to have a talk. I never want to hear that. That's a chick thing. Yeah. Joe is a chick. You're being a chick, Joe. Very high maintenance. Very high. It's a problem. This is a problem. Yeah. Continue because this is great. When you think, oh, if we downsize, if we get an apartment, if we move, like that's not going to make a difference. Can you what she just said. Oh, if we downsize, we do that. Joe wanted to sell their $800,000 house and squish

themselves into an apartment so that they can use the liquid bit liquidated money to invest in each other's career in when he says that just give me the money so I can go do what I want. Yeah, that's what that is. He's he's gonna make it in show business any day now. Yeah. And apparently on the porcelain interview, he claimed that that was a joke. It's like, well, obviously it wasn't if she's addressing it right now. Very seriously too.

And that's the same argument. He remember when he said I wanted crowdfunding to make a documentary. That's a similar type of. Yeah. He seems to always be scraping for his own. Like, because I'm sure his wife was like, yeah, I'm not funding your bullshit anymore. Joe wasn't hit the goal, everybody. We got to go to the end. He is not.

You know, when they when he says invest in your career, you have to be a good investment. Ultimately, just can you write a joke? And if you cannot, you're not going to you shouldn't get any fun. I mean, let's look at Joe's credit history in his career sense. Well, rich people don't get rich by writing checks. That's one thing that I know for sure. It's just like, I'm not just gonna invest in you

because you asked me to. I want this to actually have a return. Right. To your mood. I think it's a combination of being worn down and exhausted fighting this force that never seems to stop of, oh be good for my career if my fans see my family. That always seems to be like the message I get, which is just do this please because it'll be good for my career. Do the podcast because people like to hear you. Do the reality show because that would give me exposure. Do this.

She's great. I love her. I thought I didn't like Jill's wife. Now I do. No, she's all right. Fix me. Fix me. She's great. She's kicked this piece of shit. She's got her shit together. Yeah, she's everything. She's clear speaking. She's clear thinking. She's on point. And this piece of shit's fixing his fucking hair at a casino. On point to this piece of shit fixing his fucking hair at a casino

Reality show is for the 20 grand. No, we didn't win. It was also you said it would be good for my career I've been fighting that this is why when I have my wife on the show. I don't talk to her about anything real So about last night. Fuck, that sounds very sad. I'm taking a nap. Nap in Carl. He don't. Beep beep beep beep beep beep. All right, Missy, anything else you want to play?

I don't know if you want to clip real quick because it just keeps. Oh, there's more to it. I want to hear more. It'll be good for my career battle a very, very long time. And I think I'm tired, that's number one. Do you disagree with that? I don't think it really makes a difference.

In the 15 years that we've been together, I see no pattern of this is good for your career. I think I just have reached an age. I'm still answering Ron. I think I just have reached an age, I'm still answering Ron, I think I've reached an age that I don't... You speak what's spoken to young man. Wow. I'm sorry. I just don't care as much anymore. I mean, I don't do social media, but I've kind of

just accepted that it's sort of the way of the world and it was equally probably more tiring to keep trying to say don't put me in the video, don't take pictures, don't do this, don't do that than it is to just be like okay whatever fine. I mean I'm tired and then I'm tired on another level. I'm tired of- I know what that means. I have a headache. She's sick of you.

I'm tired on another level. I don't at another level. I don't like your voice. I don't like the words you say. I don't want you in my presence. The one time I ever broke up with a dude, I've never broke up. One time I broke up with a dude, this is exactly how I talked to him. Yeah, this sounds like a breakup. It really does. It's brutal. Trying so hard for this career with you. It just feels like it never ends. It feels like, well, I'll be done in two minutes and we'll go downstairs. It just feels like no matter what we have one more call for,

it's never going to be where I'm like, hey, Joe, OK, great. You did your work. I did my work. But he is not listening. And what was that? What did I miss there? He had a she was actually talking off camera to her child who wanted her attention. And she was being a good mom. It was like, all right, all right. Are we done here, Joe?

We don't want to go. Is this recorded? Do you know, Missy? I don't know. So I actually was wrong. Obviously, this is the life of Joe. So it's not fixing Joe episode 29. It's whatever life of Joe episode 29. So, yeah, I actually was wrong. Obviously, this is the life of Joe. So it's not fixing Joe episode 29. It's whatever life of Joe episode 29. So yeah, I'm not sure. So if this makes you feel bad, let's just run to the clip real quick of him bringing up already stabbing himself when he was on the A&A show. Just so you can really see. See, this is like when we kind of see Stuttering John, where we kind of feel bad for these people here and there. But there is a toxic nasty side to them that they will lash out

on, which clearly she's experienced this. There have been accounts where he's lashed out on her. When he came back from a cruise, he was pissed that she didn't have the driveway shoveled and posted it on it on, on, on Joe's defense. That's pretty funny. I just got back from a cruise and I got to park on the street. He was a comedian on on faith. In Joe's defense that's pretty fucked up. I just got back from a cruise and I got to park on the street. He was a comedian on the cruise it wasn't a vacation way different. Right, right, it was his work. Yeah, it was a gig. Himself in the stomach numerous times went high. Congratulations for staying on topic despite Joe's fucking desperate attempt deflecting to Artie's drug habits like he actually gives the fuck. That is the biggest piece of shit move I've ever seen, Joe.

30 years in the biz and you can't hang? What the fuck's your problem? Wow, this guy's fucking going at you. I guess you weren't on the end of a call that your friend fucking stabbed himself 10 times. Oh, wow. Wow. Now this guy's deflecting. Look at this body language, too. Yeah, times. Oh, wow.

Look at this body language. Yeah. This is the same body exactly that when Suthering John was on this show. Yep. And Artie's facing away from him. He doesn't even want to look at him. He's disgusting. Well, that's a yeah. Yeah, it's that's

just also like his positioning too but also it's not going to Joe's bite like you're like, oh, I I like oh I don't wanna like you know it's just this like he's so embarrassed he feels like he's like in a confessional or something yeah why do people think that this is a way to go at Artie yeah he's not proud of this he's he's never like bragged about it it's oh no but the thing and you can see here actually how he handles it yeah are you acting like I don't give a shit why the fuck would I not tell me why I wouldn't give a shit? Well, if you give a shit, you don't bring that up right now. Yeah, I'm saying that's why.

Can you roll the video? I'm saying I'm saying that's why, you know, that I'm about letting the air out of the show. Oh, I really get the many more. He's so uncomfortable. Good. That his body language says it all right there. He doesn't. Yeah, he needs to boil in this bullshit that he he made for himself. You have an asshole. And Artie's comeback right now is great. OK.

Oh, yeah, that's right. They go on fixing him after that. It was Joe. I said, stab yourself nine times, not eight times. This gave the green light. Yeah, you're positive. I guess later he does say he goes, I say myself that he goes, you just stabbed me in the back nine times. Like he did. It's, it's so true. And my final analysis with with Joe Matariz is he is Artie Buko from The Sopranos. If you want to just play

like a little bit when he is in, in when he's in the hospital with Tony and he's all pathetic and sad and then he just pivots into this evil like this is the perfect and because he also is just super cringe brilliant brilliant analogy Tony that's why it's $6,000 he looks just like what about the rest of the money? I'll assume the guy's dead. Collect the 50 Gs. The cobwebs are now removed. Oh.

What the fuck are you talking about? You saw this whole thing, didn't you? You knew exactly what was gonna happen. Yeah, right there. You can see 20 moves down the road. Please, I don't blame you. I envy you. It's like an instinct, like a hawk sees a little mouse

moving around a cornfield from a mile up. You think it's my fault you're fucking lying in here? It's just that somebody mentions 50 grand to bankroll a French digestif and your mind goes through all the permutations at like internet speed and realizes, oh, worst case scenario, I eat for free. You fucking suicide! You're disgraceful! I'm sorry. No, fuck that! That is... What? You'll fucking suicide

I will never know again. You don't have to play the other clip, but people know they see I know everybody's seen Sopranos when he when Artie buko is talking in the mirror, that's that's that's it. That's it. When he's like, that just could say, answer machine broke. Shit. All right. Sorry if that went long, but what a basket case. And like we you do, you do feel bad for him and you want to see him do well. But like, I got to say, I think his wife fucked up doping him up because she really, uh, that's how she chose to handle him.

Right. It makes him digestible around the house, but it makes him horrible on the internet. And I'm Stan Stan. I guess his poor kid needed like the charger and he came in and he's like, and I guess kids like 11, 12, he's, Hey, Dad, I need like my charge back. And he's like in the middle of alive. He's like, Oh, I'm at 3%. And the kid goes, Dad, I gave you my charger an hour ago and you're at three. Like, like, like, dude, like something as little as that.

It's just like you're you really just like disappoint your kids at the smallest basis. Missy, I have some OP takes on Biden. Do you want to hang out for a minute with us? Okay. I'm going to shut the fuck up because I'm talking too much, but yes, I want to watch this. OPI radio. The OPI radio podcast. Stunk fart. So I was checking out OP's channel and you know, not a lot of people were talking about OP these days.

He's not doing a lot, but I like when he has hot political takes. That's what I hear things about OP because he's always, he gives you an angle that no one else is talking about. So he's got a brilliant take on Joe Biden. And I just want to reiterate, I didn't pull these clips. He did. He's the one who's highlighting these 32 seconds. Yes. He's the one who's saying like, this is the cool part of my four hour long live streams. Like, okay, so this is what I should do it for. Good. So we got a president, right? day we're gonna go. How did he do today? That's like when you're checking in with your your old mom or your old old dad or maybe a grandma

There's even production going on. There's like an AI image of a nursing home. Yeah, that must be some app or something That's like a good investment, but he's not using it very well This is 24 seconds this entire video And this is what he's doing. Your old mom or your old dad or maybe a grandma or a granddad. And you ask the question, how did they do today? Well, they got out of bed on their own and they were able to go party. Well, that's good. That's where we're at with Biden. Good stuff. Oh, always laying so flat. Nothing has a punch. It's nothing as a punch. It's just a comment. Yeah. Oh, God. You guys notice it like Biden's out of it. Yeah, it did. What else you got to hope? He noticed that before he got elected. Here's another hot take on Joe Biden.

Now when you watch Biden speak, it's like, it's like watching your grandfather ice skating. You're holding your breath and hoping he's going to get through it. You've got kindness in your soul. So when you see Biden sitting there like an idiot, you're praying that he could get through it. By the way, I kind of made up that example because I never, ever knew my grandfather's cue sad music. Oh, God damn it. He made that. I didn't make that. He, I, I can't believe like he's he's the perfect example of like, I hate using sheeple. I fucking hate it. But just to kind of bring him there that now it's safe to talk about. Yes, I did. Now it's safe shit about him.

And that's just proves that no friction to anything. He will never be controversial. He will always flow with however the media narrative is flowing. And he is showing that right now. Like, let's go back to when anybody else brought up Biden earlier, earlier, two years ago, four years ago, during that. Because I guarantee you, I would guarantee you that he was in defense of Biden. Well, not even in defense. He's just like, I don't like any of these guys, man. Oh, that's true.

I don't think Trump's great. I don't think Biden's great. Politicians are great. Again, I know. I get it. I don't know, man. They're old. They're old. We need to get young guys in there. That analogy of watching your grandfather ice skate.

Can anyone relate to that? I've never been skating with my grandfather. You could, you could use old person to any activity, right? Anything you could, he could say cutting the law and he could say playing basketball, pro wrestling, pro wrestling, sumo wrestling. Well, I can relate to that one. Snowboarding is a bird. All right. Here's another hot take on Joe Biden. You guys ready for some more of this? Let's go. It's going to get it's going to get spicy in a minute here. This guy goes when you go meet with Biden.

And what the fuck's going on with his hair? This is not a stupid fucking hat. I don't know. James Hetfield looks like shit. Sad but true looks like shit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Christ and he's talking about Joe. Yeah, he's rubbing the fucking ice on his eye The Sun it's rising This guy goes when you go meet with Biden You know, he offers you a cookie cuz there's cookies all over the place and then If you say yes, he gets up and gets the cookies

I said it is so depressing to watch. And I just started laughing like this. Just like this. You know, you read something like that in my mind. I guess you had to be there, but it was really, really cracking up. He killed it. Joe Biden offers you a cookie. And then if you say yes, he gets you a cookie. Can you believe it?

Yeah. Sounds like something very nice of him. So this person would do a cookie actually. Yeah. Cookie sounds delightful. Thanks. Oh, and then, you know, you read something like that. In my mind, I'm like, please be true. Please be true.

We laugh a lot on this show, guys. We're having fun, right? Could you imagine the answer to the cookie and then he gets it to you? I hope that's a true story. That guy had the stones to call himself a deep thinker years back. Remember that? Yes. We got to do a deep dive on fucking hope.

I can't believe. You're going to have to give me a month for that. I know. I know. I can't believe this guy still faces the internet every day with this bullshit. I'd be so embarrassed if I did this. I don't think you would talk to me anymore. You'd be cool about it. You know what I'd be like? I'm busy this weekend and next. Like alright, that's cool. Producer Chris has been really busy lately.

There's such a divide in this country that, uh, aliens, yes. Look at, look behind me. That whole sky is filled with aliens spaceship and they'll still be arguing and yelling at each other. Well, you know, something, it won't make a difference because people will be like, it's, it's Biden's fault that there's an alien zone. Oh no, no, it's the other guy's fault. And it's I'm running down the beach as I'm trying to

Hope he's going the way of Kevin Brennan where it's just like listeners are now the guests on the show. You're like, the fuck? Why did he have to use this image for running down the beach? He lives on a beach! Take a photo of your own picture! Yeah, you're on a beach! Good call!

Yeah, literally there's a beach behind you! This is stupid! I think we broke Missy. I'm running down the beach as I'm trying to avoid laser beams and these guys are still yelling at each other. Oh god. Who is that flunky? I don't know, this show sucks. It's like a reject from Stutcho's show. So if he, if the AI is generating that, cause I don't think he has the acumen to actually

go ahead and pull those clips. So I want him to say, talk about like getting fucked in the ass. Oh, what would the AI do with that? I wonder. Oh, that'd be fun. He had Jackie. Jackie the joke man was recently on Opie show Jackie Marley. And of course, when you have Jackie on your show, you say you've had Jackie on your show, Eric. I know who are these broadcasters, you and Christian? Yes. Yeah. Jackie. And what you do when you have Jackie, I say, tell me a joke, Jackie. You're the joke man. Right. And so Opie decided to highlight this one for all of us. A guy gets a farm, so he's got to get a cow. So he goes to a cow sale. He sees a nice cow and he says, the guy's selling the cow. I think I want to buy this cow, but I got to make sure it's still vital. The guy's selling the cow. He says, well, whatever you got to do. So the guy reaches under and pulls on one of the cows and the cow cuts a huge fart. So the guy reaches under and pulls on another and the cow cuts an huge fart. So the guy reaches under and pulls out another. And the cow cuts an even bigger fart.

And he turns the guy selling the cow. He says, this cow is from Minnesota, isn't it? And the guy selling the cow says, yeah, how can you tell? He says, my wife is from Minnesota. How great is that? How great is that? I love that. How great is that? How great is that? I love that. How great is that?

Not your best joke. I don't get it. You love the how great is that? Why did they have to bleep the thing? I don't know. And why did he put that out as a standalone video? That's an even better question. Why are so many horrible people

from Minnesota? Alright, so there's a couple of guys everyone does an impression of. You know, Jack Nicholson, Arnold, and uh OP is jumping out of the Arnold bandwagon. Finally, a guy who does a good Arnold impression. In the Arnold

Schwarzenegger uh documentary, he was allowed to go back and there was a moment where he's like this is where it all started this is this is this is any room that's what they did in the Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary and man I never knew I could do an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression this. That's what they did in the Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary and man, I never knew I could do an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression until this very moment. This this

this. This. This. This. This guy's children. Look at Missy. She can't even look. You're embarrassing. Stop Oh my god. Dan, you're embarrassing Oz. Stop doing your Arnold impression of the internet. It's a sport seeing this. Pictures of Van Dam instead. So bad. So bad.

Yeah, if he didn't set that up, I would have had no fucking clue who he was doing it out of course. This is a great example of how much fucking OP sucks. He can't even do AI prompts right. Right. What is he putting in that showed showed this like old woman's bedroom Can you imagine the inception moment if he says the word desperation and it shows an image of him doing a show All right, I got one more clip on here I want to See, you guys are getting too good. I don't like it. Alright, I got one more clip

on here I want to play for you guys. Oh no. As I was checking out Opie's channel today, I saw that he had a hot take on Blockbuster. You guys remember Blockbuster video? I loved it. I loved it. He's gonna roll Blockbuster for me, isn't he? This is gonna be pretty spicy so watch out everyone. If children are listening, fast forward, this gets nuts right here. The blockbuster is one of many stores from our youth that is no longer around. There's a whole list of stores that I got to separate there. Opie says from our youth, Opie was in his thirties when blockbuster became a corporation. I'm pretty sure if not forties,

what the fuck is he talking about from our youth? Blockbuster is one of many stores from our youth that is no longer around. There's a whole list of stores that are all gone. We were just talking about how great it was to go to a Blockbuster and try to find your movie and you never could get your movie because it was too popular and you had to go for your second choice. And then you went to the counter and there'd be a pile of movies behind the gal because of the drop-off box and you would force them

to get the latest Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. There's gotta be a copy in that pile and she'd be on her hands and knees digging through to get your movie for you. Swimming through it. I miss those days. You know, I think I still owe late fees to this very day. I owe so much late fee money. Dude, this AI shit, I can't take my eyes off it. This is so stupid.

What do fees look like? Late fees. That's the prompt. And go. It's remarkable because you'll be, cause that's a 45 second clip and you'll be at like 39 seconds and it hasn't gone anywhere. And and you know you're realizing there's not enough time for actually anything interesting to happen in that clip. Is that how you remember Black Buster the way he described it? The way he described that he's trying to have like a hot take or something everyone can relate to. It's like I love that place because they never have the movie you wanted and you have to like get a movie you didn't want. So why did you love this place? It sounds terrible.

So awesome when I go there and leave with something I didn't want. Yeah, I love it. Opie's one of these guys who watch the movies based on who would star in it. Where's the latest Arnold Schwarzenegger movie? That's what I want to watch. Like, sir, what are you talking about? What movie do you want to see? I don't know what you're talking about.

Wow. You're such a child. It's so weird. I love the high prompts. It's like my new favorite thing that I hate so much. Yeah. I hate it so much. Opie puts work into his show in weird ways. Like this thing that he's building up his channel.

He has all those videos of his radio show from serious excitement. No one will sue the afternoon show and he has all these clips from what he thinks are funny and that might be AI too. That might be finding like people laughing and going like, here's a funny clip because none of it's funny. He doesn't have an actual audience that's laughing. Yeah. So he, so he has those videos. He has a bunch of Carl Ruiz stuff that he's, he's reposting. And then he does these live streams and he puts out these clips that make me think that the live streams probably not very good.

I see these clips. I'm like, oh, I don't want to tune into this. This is supposed to be the best stuff. This is supposed to be the teaser. You get the little taste. God damn it. I got to get more. You would think, but, uh, Opie's doing it wrong.

You know, what's not doing it wrong is my buddy Eric saying his hair looks amazing. He's got the voice for radio. He can, he can announce, uh, minor league hockey game. Like nobody's business. He's lousy with talent. This guy, Eric, I know you got, I know you have to go. I want to let you go, but, uh, where can people find you, sir? Most importantly, in two weeks, that is the 31st of July. We're celebrating our one year of who are these broadcasters on this network. And they said it would never work. And joining us will be Don Jameson and Eric Nagel. So that's nice. A lot of fun. And Carl, you are welcome to pop in for a segment if schedule permits. But, um, I mean, we, Christian and I didn't know each other on week one and now here we are a one year to the, uh, almost to the day. So very excited

about that. That's all I want to really mention. That's amazing. Thank you very much. Uh, Eric Zane podcast, check that out as well. And thank you so much for doing the show with us. Always have a blast with you, buddy. I'll, I can't wait to see you guys in October. Yes. Looking forward to it. We'll talk again before that. I'm sure. Okay. I'm leaving you. All right, Missy. I, I don't want to keep you if you have better things to do with your life. I don't have better things to do, but can I go to the bathroom? Yes. Please. Thank you. Yes. All right. I do have to talk a little bit about stuttering gem because he did something to me yesterday that I'm not thrilled about. He gave me a

copyright strike. I have a copyright strike on my YouTube right now. So let's address that real quick. All right. Before we get into the copyright stuff and I'm not thrilled with Mr. Melendez striking my channel, weaponizing the copyright, not thrilled with that, but there were a couple things we didn't get to on point devil point yesterday. What a fun show point devil point was yesterday. That was great. Super tip systems. Fantastic. Yeah. Everyone loves woke dad on there. That was the one people use more than anything else. That's very cool. I just love woke dad. You know, he's great. He just is so awesome. Such a creep savior of us all. Creep. Uh, but anyway, the, uh, super tip system, we don't do it on the main shows. Obviously we'll do it on point. Dabble point.

We're going to host it again this Friday coming up. Uh, we'll probably probably do it on who are these socials? Cause we have a lot of people who delete laws, be able to pre woke that one of the characters that we check out. John Sarasota is on there. Oh, yeah. So I have to check that out. So a couple of things we didn't get to yesterday on point devil point a couple of clips that I had. And Missy, are you a movie buff?

Let's say so. I mean, OK, I think that's why I've lasted in my relationship. Yeah, you have to be. Yes. With that, to get all the references. So I want to know what the fuck John's talking about here. Anybody want to know what movie that's from? Let let's see if you guys can think of what this what movie that's from? Let's see if you guys can think of what this, what movie is this from? Yeah.

The blob. Is it Harry and the Hendersons? I don't know. What movie is that from? Does anyone know? When I had first seen this, cause I saw this live, unfortunately. Like I've been a little too committed lately to this retard

and I was eating and I actually couldn't eat. I had to wait. I actually had live, unfortunately. Like I've been a little too committed lately to this retard and I was eating and I actually couldn't eat. I had to wait. I actually had to stop eating and just like let him finish and then continue eating. But from what Anthony, Aunt was on Uncle Rico's show. Shout out to Julie. Um, he was, and said that it's from some movie where it was, uh, Richard gear is a Santa Claus or something. Like he, he was in a Santa Claus costume. I don't

know what movie like and what's fucked up is I think and actually knows which is crazy. I would have seen, I would have seen if they did, but I think Ant actually knows, which is crazy. I would have seen that he did, but I didn't know. But this is the worst. What's the job of the hut? Yeah. Look at this monster.

Little shop of horrors. Geez. Can you see why I couldn't eat more? I mean, I gotta say, he's got great bottom teeth. Not many people have straight bottom teeth like that. That actually looks like the cover of Sugar tits of the deciders that album that he put out because he's really bad at marketing. So John can't say the words to come, but he does acknowledge that, which is good.

But the way he acknowledges it is such a Dick move. And this way I'm giving you the best compliment in the world. Rating the subcom. What is it? Sorry. You know, some words. I'm talking to a friend today. He's trying to say heinous and he kept saying highness and heinous, whatever.

But look, I say statute of limited statute, whatever. Could you imagine your brain? Could you imagine your brain going there? Like you're a I know he's the one who brings up the analogy of the crabs in a bucket. John is the crab pulling everyone down with him. Somehow the bucket. All right. So this is I think doom clipped this for us. Thank you, doom.

And this is John talking about his copyright. Now I did an emergency episode on this channel on the YouTube channel on Monday, and I played John song I feel small the music video for it. John copyrighted that in 2023. And so John sent me a copyright strike on YouTube. And I will tell you that that video has been taken down. You can't see it anymore. Because YouTube is taking it down based on this copyright. Now I have a strike. So what I've done is I've countered that strike and I said, well, it's actually fair use.

Motherfucker. I commented on every second of it and transformed it. And also the audience who would enjoy John's original content is very different than the audience who enjoys me talking about it. Because there is an audience that I didn't want to point out the obvious. But anyway, I remember Carl, you had gone through his all his different copywritten items in that list. Yeah. Now, where did that video? I missed that one.

My P.I. sent me an address like, oh, you know what? There is a copy for twenty twenty three for this. Like, oh, okay. Thanks, man. Whoops. Anyway, so this is, uh, this is John bragging about this. It's just such a dick move. Like you, you also have a YouTube channel asshole. You also play other people's stuff all the fucking time. You know, you know who I am. For all I know, you probably have my social security number at this point, thanks to some person that I will not mention. What would I do with his social security number? His credit sucks. He's a fucking loser. A homeless person wouldn't want any of his information. They wouldn't help him. Their life is literally

better than that. Yes, correct. It's not as humiliating and I'm sorry. Where is he now with that echo? Okay, so after this is from yesterday, right? He claims to be at his mom's house, which tells you he's not at his mom's house. Yes, because he's a liar, but also because he's avoiding the process server who's tried to serve him with the Vince and Bessie $12.5 million lawsuit. John, I know you pretend you don't know what this is. It's a $12.5 million lawsuit. It's going to happen one

way or another. You can't run from it forever. Fugitive. Yes, he really is. He's the $12.5 million fugitive. And you know who I am, but you won't let us know who you are. You are an anonymous coward, penis wrinkle and everyone in the poor chat right now. You are fucking losers. So he calls people who don't super chat on the poor chat now. I'm always in the poor chat. Yeah, it's bad.

I'll just tune in. It's so bad. I'm a poor chatter, yeah. You are cowards and I have no use for you. I'll end this fucking channel. Maybe I will. Yeah, he claims. He claims today's his last show ever, which he's driving to Florida probably Sunday and Monday so he can like pretend for a couple of days that he's leaving the Internet.

He sounds like he's like in a mud room. Like when you first enter like through a garage, that was space between that and the kitchen. Like that's when he just and also it's that same space that he was in earlier because you can see the the tan wall. It doesn't pee out perfectly. You see the outline. It's not a green screen. Yes, you're right. I don't need it. But when I do penis wrinkle, you're going to miss me. But when I do, penis wrinkle, you're going to miss me. You're going to wish I came back. Oh boy. Mike Schinney, internet provider, you're going to miss me.

You're going to want me to be here. This is the fantasy part of his narcissism where he goes, I'm going to go away and you're going to wish I was here. Or we'll find other things to do. Every single person who watches and goofs on John will find something else to do. Yeah, we're not going to sit around staring at a blank screen. Where's John show? When when took when oh God, I'm fucking forgetting the name of

the the character would poochies not I'm in the scene of people should be saying where's poochie. Where's poochie? And John scene. Other people should be saying, where's Pootie? Where's Pootie? Why isn't Pootie here? And John's not even like because it's easy. It's easy to go after this. He's not even low hanging fruit. He's the rotten apple on the ground.

Yeah, like it's the one you kick. Shaka Khan, I'm not poor. I just don't want to give him money. Correct. It's not about being poor. No, and I'm in the chat saying don't give this retard money. Don't give this retard money. You're gonna go, where's that stone brick? And that's something we'll be gone. And shit

where we'll follow suit and lady K they'll all go down. Every single one of these losers will be done. We can, we can all happiness makes him. This is his revenge fantasy. John was just like, all go down. Every single one of these losers will be done. We get how happy this makes him. This is his revenge fantasy, John, which is like, and they're going to lose their jobs and no one's going to pay attention to them anymore. And they won't get laid either. Right. It's literally I'm going to take the ball and go home and no one's playing basketball on this court. I mean, he could do that, but what the ****?

Dabbleverse, as you know it, will be over when I decide to turn off the microphone. And the Toeverse has begun, everybody. Welcome to the Toeverse. Aaron Bethany-Golton, everyone. It'll be done. You won't care about car electric anymore. That's probably you won't give a **** about **** wire lady K. You just do it. You won't care. because without me, there's nothing interesting but I'm just going gonna read it because from the Copyright Public Information Office, I reckon show that service request number.

I'm not gonna read it. I feel small in parentheses. The number was probably that change. Someone in the chat just picked up on something. He is whispering. I was gonna say it sounds like he has to be quiet. Yeah, because in the last couple shows, he's got this new cadence now where he's just like screaming in staccato.

But for whatever reason, now he's it's echoey, but he's like being quiet. Wherever he's had, they're probably like, listen, you're upsetting the dogs. You need to go somewhere else. Like something closed and approved on November 7th, 2023. Is he jerking off? You just here. It was a song from the Shut up now there. Send our certificate per registration fee and uh which I did pay and we are not sure why you did

not receive the certificate since it was not returned to us on deliverable. Oh, this is the other thing. When I did the emergency show on Monday, I showed that John has thousands of dollars just sitting in different places for him to collect, which also is very kind of you. I saw that I was like, this is incredibly nice. Yeah, and I put it on the screen. You can go find it. Like I wish someone would tell me that because I know I didn't collect my COVID-19 money I probably wonder I probably can't get that anymore

Like you probably could yeah But like it's good for someone to tell you that and clearly John is scraping for a little bit like half of that money He would love yeah, no for sure and the thing that the reason why I love. Yeah, no, for sure. And the thing that the reason why I, uh, I went, why, why did I bring that up? Now I'm forgetting what I was my fault. I didn't know. No, no, no, it's okay. I forget the point I was going to make, but, um, oh, because he just said that he's reading the email from the thing. And they're like, we don't know why you didn't get the copyright certificate. John never, never sets up like forwarding addresses. It seems like for whatever reason, he's such an idiot that

when he moves he doesn't tell the post office to forward it his mail like when you move you have to tell the post office you're moving and then they forward your mail this guy obviously doesn't do that that's why he's got all these checks that never got to him it's why this copyright thing didn't get to him it's like john figure out fucking life you worked for the post office. You should know this. So they are resending. They're resending it. Okay, you don't fucked up. Oh, did I? You don't fucked up. Okay. And I'm going to enjoy watching all the other shows who followed your lead. You're gonna enjoy weaponizing your copyright. I knew I copyright. I was sort of dabbing down and go, you know, they paid for it. I know I filled out was sort of dabble gonna go you know they paid for it

I know I filled out the form sent them the song so I says a dabble in dad I says Why is it why this lady can't think it's not copyrighted? He done fucked up. Oh He's done. He really don't fuck though. Hey John. You know what else I played on my channel Oh Howard Stern, I'm serious XM and you know what they struck me too And I won and I'll beat you too because you're an idiot This victory lap of his is just showing what a bitch he is. He's such a bitch He can't beat us on wits and humor on entertainment or even hygiene. So or even so he has to fucking strike my channel like a bitch.

And also that video that reminded me of like the office. We like sitting in my damn. But a plate of hot Cheetos or some whatever. I never seen like that. But that's what reminded me of Michael Scott, that music video. B. Dabler says that he's screaming today. Is he in a different location?

B Dabler, you have the Lincoln in here, buddy. They let him out of the mud room. Get in here. B Dabler. Yeah. We we love you, buddy. It was nice. Why can't we? Is he gonna be a double con? He is. Yeah. I cannot wait to meet Tookie. Yeah. He's

cool. He's a good guy. We won't be besties. I swear. He came on Point Devil Point yesterday which was really cool. He's a good guy. He came on point devil point yesterday, which was really cool. That's great. Dirkie threads just gifted five core these pockets memberships. Thank you very much for doing that. Dirkie threads. I should also read this from the very beginning. Radish member for two months says, could you please announce your super tip schedule? I want to drop AI stuff, but only if I know it's going to get played my bad. I'm a cheap douche. No, no That's that's a good question

You'll know we're doing the super tip stuff when you see the super tip QR code in the corner of the show That'll be how you know. All right, let's get back to this asshole And I'm gonna have the receipts. I am going to take your channel down, Lady King. You are gonna issue your rebuttal to my copyright strike. I did. And you're gonna ask for my copyright number. Nope, I didn't.

I didn't ask for your copyright number. I believe you own the copyright because what happened was John got some idea from someone to copyright the song. wrote it in 2008 copyrighted it in 2023 the whole point of him doing that was so we could play the music in the background of his show so if anyone clipped his show we could copyright strike them but he didn't realize how easy it is to remove music from a background now with the software that we have so it did work for him but that's why he that. He's been weaponizing the copyright from the beginning. And so now he thinks he's going to take my channel down. The video has been taken down for now, for now, but you have 10 days to sue me, John. I have put in a counter notification that says, no, this is fair use. I explained very succinctly why it's fair use how it's very use and now John the balls in his court He has ten business days to bring this to court or else the video goes right back up and fuck you John Then I will send it to YouTube and

Then I will tell them here is the copyright number he's so here is the credit card here is the receipt He's gonna tell YouTube the credit card he used to buy a cop Doesn't care about that. I did he's so stupid either have it or you don't he bought something. He's all proud of himself I bought a boat buddy. Yeah, I know Well the check I don't know how I pay or check here is check Venmo now take this motherfuckers check I don't know how I pay. I'll call the check. I don't know how I pay. Check. Here is the check Venmo. Now, take this motherfuckers channel down.

Take it down because I don't allow my hard work, my original written material to be played without paying the author, without paying the creator, without paying the writer, without paying the performer. Dude, you shouldn't be proud of any of those things. The fact that you wrote that performing and created that it was hard work. It's garbage. It's a man blue. It's really bad

I would have appreciated if it was like Like filmed on like a Panasonic VHS home video like I would have respected it a little more Yeah, you know, what's a better song then I feel small is this But but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but bloody ass. Can I get a little sympathy? Because I got a bloody ass. I'm bleeding generously. Because I got a bloody ass. This is gonna be at the dance party at Dabble God. It's not gonna be I'm gonna be like Elaine. Don't even stop. No, no, no. I'm not going to just say you can't monetize that show. I am going to tell them, take the fucking channel down.

I didn't realize that you made the rules, but again, like this is him attacking, like you, that's removing your income. You have never tried to remove his that you are the complete opposite, which I know this isn't even the first third or 10th time being said, it's constantly reiterated that you are the reason why he's even getting a dollar towards his fucking name. And he has zero appreciation towards that. And he doesn't know how to fucking lean into it, because he has such a false

sense of identity. Yeah. **** me. I know the fact that he goes, he goes, you use my copyright. I'm going to take your channel down. I'm going to tell YouTube to take your channel down. He's just going to be like, well, normally we do like a three strike system. Oh, you want to take it down? Alright. Sure. It'll do that for you, buddy. You got it. Yeah. So, he's going to take his ball, go home, and then you're gonna take it down? and I'll get on rubble the first day I'll do is play everything John's ever copyrighted in this life yes let's go like a marathon you're telling people to contact my school district to get me fired again okay so this is the thing he keeps saying that I'm telling people to contact his school

district to get him fired where did this come from I see that who are these podcasts in my chat today there's a fake court these podcasts he's you super chats, John and stuff. Is that who said that? Maybe I don't know where this came from. He keeps saying, I told people to contact the school district. I've never done that. I do the opposite of that. I tell people not to fuck with you in real life all the time. He's insane. But now he's like latched onto that. This is defamatory by the way. I was going to say slander. Yeah, definitely. He's saying that I'm vindictive. I'm not and this is the crazy thing about my relationship with Sutter and Chad Malone does. I don't even dislike the guy. Sure. I don't like him. I wouldn't want

to be friends with them, but I don't have like a hatred towards him like he has towards Shulie or me. There's something about his character that I find not dear. I don't know. There's something about him. That's interesting to me that I enjoy. So I'm not a hateful person. I'm not trying to ruin his life. Honestly, when they were playing the Kate Meany tapes and it got like real personal with like family ship, I would not have done that personally. I'm not trying to ruin the guy's life. I'm not. That's not my thing. So the fact that John said I'm telling people to contact the school district is absurd. Yeah, you don't swing at everything that he does wrong because you'd, your arms would fall off. Oh right, yes, that's a good point too.

That's an act of violence. This is a rule of law. You cannot play my hard work, my creativity for free. John, do you think I played your song because it got me more subscribers listening to your hilarious tune? Like that's not the point. I'm not using your creativity for my own gain, using my creativity for my own gain. Five seconds went by without us commenting on it.

Yeah, so stupid. Sorry, sorry. Using my creativity for my own five seconds went by without what I was commenting on Sorry Sorry, that's not gonna happen on my watch and you done fucked up lady. Okay, you think you're right right now You think you're right? I am right which I have the email from the copyright I know you do job this that what we're arguing here. It's fair use. You fucking idiot. How many times have I been right about these things? Every fucking time is the answer. Every time I have it. Don't want to show it. I don't want to want to give you the fucking number. Not yet. And I am not bluffing. What I read for you right here on this program. It's exactly what the Copyright Office wrote to me. And I also have one from BMI. That is my publishing house.

I am. I am published. As cap BMI, I chose BMI because I was young and that was for the younger ones. This is when I had to make the choice. I'm publishing. I'm publishing ASCAP BMI. I chose BMI because I was young and that was for the younger ones. It was when I had to make the choice. Young folk. Who's he talking to? So,

they came. I mean, John, all of my music is also registered with BMI. I know how all of that works. Probably better than you do. You don't have to explain this to me. It's fine. This is going to bite you in the ass. No. In a lot of ways.

No, it's not. It's going to it's going to embarrass you again. And you were so sure about yourself. You thought you got me you didn't Good luck. Do you think you should me? Good luck? He doesn't mean that sincerely I mean odds be ever in your I'll be with you. There will be no. All right. That's it. Yeah, it's fucking. He needs a W so bad. I know. He's actually covering up the W in Hollywood. He can't even get it.

We. It's good observation. Wow. All right. I'm considering John as a buffoon, but it is time to catch a fucking alley. Yeah, let's get on it, everybody. Let's see what we can do. I've been trying to brush up any time you guys are playing. I'm like, can I get this? Like, this is hard. You card is in the card. If the card does a good job with this, because Tommy T says ridiculous things

you would think it'd be so easy. You would think. But I did get it last time, though. I am on a last time though. I am Strict right now. I have never got like when I'm watching this just at home. I never get it right today's the day another win for the K man On a streak. Let's keep let's start the rally everybody. There we go another one for the club To catch an alien are you favorite game show to catch an alien.

Are you ready to play? To catch an alien? Yes. I'm going to the Yankee game and then we're going to get the fuck out of there. You know, and then that's it. And then we're going to go to Mulberry street in the city. And then that's, that's all China town now. That's you got Mulberry streets, like a fucking, like,

I don't even know like what is it? It's like back in my it's a I was growing a mulberry tree was there's a neighborhood. What's a neighborhood? Yeah, now it's a street strip Oh, you got Chinatown you got the Italian fest. Yeah, you know the San Gennaro. Yeah, they're on the same area So it's a multi mix of every yeah, but now it's like the size of the fucking hallway Yeah, where it's it's everything else is Chinese around it. Scott got fucking murdered on his house in New York. Yeah. Took him a year to fucking sell.

I lost. I got, I got killed. How about squatters in your house? Like they have more rights than you as a homeowner. Uh, yeah, I don't want to. Like, is it fucking crazy? Like I don't want to see that. Isn't it crazy?

Like you like in New York? So my dad he had the he was gonna water is a what did Tommy say next? Here are your choices number one They piss in your house B I dated a squatter once Next is that a tick tock trend for, is that a man or a woman? And lastly, has the right to get killed in my house to catch an alien. This is a weird one. I, some reason I think Tommy's going to

say for is that a man or a woman? Cause he's very confused by words and earthlings earthlings. What do you think Missy B? I am my heart says next a tick tock trend. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. I like that. What do you think producer Chris? I went lastly. Yeah, Tommy's a badass Yeah, has the right to get killed in my house. Yeah, you're probably right. Let's see. I Don't want to Fucking crazy, I don't want to see that. Isn't it crazy like you like in New York? So my dad he had the he was gonna water is a they piss in your house, right? My dad, he had the, he was getting rid of the booties. They piss in your house, right?

Well, squad. What the fuck? I literally got a ghost. Probably going to end up being that like, I swear. But again, you don't know. As soon as I saw that one, I went, okay, that's the joke one. That's Cardiff's joke. That's funny.

You know, it's also Tommy's joke, unfortunately. Oh man. Chris got that right. Congratulations. Chris in the chair. I don't see anyone else getting that one right now. Wow. That was a tough one. All right. I got to back that up a little bit. This is insane. What's he doing? See that. Isn't it crazy? Like you like in New York. So my dad, he had the, he was going to be the squad or is it, they piss

in your house, right? Well, squatters, they just stay there. Oh, they just say that they just, yeah, they don't leave. Oh, they just stay there. They just leave. They don't leave. Dude, it wasn't a joke. So in New York, if a school year starts and these people have kids, you can't fucking evict them. He thinks they just squat.

What the fuck? Yeah, and squatters, they also take over. Squatters never do number two. Yeah, sometimes. I mean, the option is there. They're squatting. Once a day, they're down there, so. Holy shit.

Might as well get it all out. Fucking amazing. Tommy's amazing. So is get it all out. It's amazing. Tommy's amazing. So is Cardiff. Wow. Fuck Cardiff. School year starts and these people have kids. You can't fucking a victim.

What the fuck? Yeah. Squatters, they also take over empty buildings. They just go in, even if they're condemned. And they just go in and they can't get them out. So did you just say, if I go to work and I come home and there's some guy on my couch If you say for instance, you have like an Airbnb You have like an Airbnb like alright, we're gonna be out of town for two months

Whatever. Uh-huh. I'm gonna rent my place out can make some cash. Yeah that person like in California They just they're there and they're like we're not leaving There's nothing you could do and fucking can't do shit? I'm like don't tell John about this He's already doing it with his mom. Yeah, that's true. Yes. I don't do it my house though. She's so responsible for the mortgage This is like this is this is this is this is this I didn't know this is the crate like that's all for this time Come back next time to find out if you have the squatters rights enough to catch an alien. Sit, Eugene, sit. Good dog.

Thank you, Carter. Thank you for the game. People in the chat are amazed that Tommy did not even understand what the question was. Squatters with people are peeing, right? Why are we surprised? I don't know. I don't know. He really is just the dumbest guy. The fact that kind of put that first really threw me off. Good. I thought it was that. But when I saw TikTok trend, I was like, Oh, I can see him trying to like play Kate to like younger people like, Oh, it's a Tink Tink train, right? All right, guys, what have we done today? We've done it all. You know what that means.

It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The part of show we play coming the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these pockets and I'm happy to tell you guys that I will be traveling to Detroit, Michigan. I'm going to be watching Corey Feldman live pine knob. Very excited about this. And then the next day, Wednesday, I'm going to go on the Drew Lane podcast. I'll be live in studio to not only discuss the Corey Feldman show, but also we'll bring some, uh, who are these podcasts stuff. And, and uh I'm excited about that so here's my tease for you guys. The joke, the joke, The joke is on you. Hope you like my trip. I'm not the man as you do. The joke. The joke. The joke is on

you. Take it. Tell me what I keep writing. It's a sick like you. That's right. It's the new side. The joke. Apparently the joke is on us. We thought we were goofing on him, but he turned the tables on us pretty good. I love the the 80s lore. Yes, he's so nice. Oh my god. So we'll be talking about Corey Feldman and we'll definitely review a podcast or something. I don't know. Oh gosh. Have fun with that. Thank you. I'm really looking forward to that. Missy B. Thank you so much for coming on. Thank you for doing a deep dive. Wow. You really ingested a lot of Joe Pateris. I don't

even want to say that I did after the way you put that. I don't want to ingest it. I know it's got to be rough for you. So I appreciate you taking the bullet for us. I didn't even mean to Carter. If you guys are familiar from the last time Carter, who has a, he actually, he studied psychology and forensic psychology in his undergrad. So that's why I had brought him on. He really knows what he's talking about. And I speak with him a lot of times to balance my interpretations and whatnot on these people. And he kind of like, eh, you're almost there, but it's actually more of this. So he, he's great. I, he was supposed

to be on today and, uh, he, he, he was the one who sent me all that shit. He's like, you got to see this. And I'm like, oh, no. OK. For Carter's also watching all this, and he can't even be on the show. I know. I know. I know. But he's here with us in spirit. So. All right. Well, thank you for having me. Yes. Thank you again. We'll talk to you again soon.

Of course, we got double con two coming up. I cannot wait a month. Yeah, we're all booked. We're all ready. We just got a pack. I might pack a month. Yeah, we're all booked. We're already we just got to pack. I might pack tonight on that excited. That's getting going. I want to I want to game a pool with you over here. Oh, I was actually debating checking my pool queue.

Like that's how hardcore. All right. I like it. All right. Thanks so much for coming out. Thanks, guys. See you. Yeah. The great Missy B, everybody hanging out with us for some joe matter. You're stuck with us. Yeah, I hear. I'll be out with that. How do I leave?

All right. We got some Internet news. You got to catch up on that. And we'll have some voicemails and then we'll get everybody out of here in time for dinner dinner yeah we cornhole yes and some cornhole we got some grilling to do i'm going to start talking about my personal life like all these other assholes i got friends over we're gonna do some grilling it's gonna be a fun weekend get to shit

internet news with lucy type box from facebook God, give us shit. Internet News with Lucy Typebox. From Facebook, Josh Hardgroove contributes an actual quote from this blithering fucking moron. Anybody with a brain on their shoulders would know that. Joseph Collins is stoked. I just ordered the WATP hot sauce. When it arrives, there will be a video

of me trying it and my reaction. I can't wait to try it. From Reddit, buzz numnutsopinesines no effects was for kids who were too young to get into punk when it was actually good Mammoth tumbleweed counters this would be a good point if it wasn't being made by the most humorless cunt on reddit Numerous resist rights the dabble verse is oversaturated. It's dying a slow unfunny redundant death Ghost of Roland it's definitely oversaturated if you watch all the other shows. I just listen to WATP and that's enough.

From Patreon, SSD checks in with Love PC, the Zing King. I now wanna start a new podcast called Imaginary Press Conference. SleepNir suggests, skip to 46 minutes in to bypass the inane concert talk. Carl, nobody in the history of humanity has ever cared about a concert other people went to. Brad McFly offers up this nugget.

Here's my theory on John backing off families. It was Kate Meany's mother's attorney calling SJ and informing him what's going to happen if he continues. Some fact checkin' occurs when R.H. Krueg clocks in. Former postal employee here, getting hired is extremely easy. It's a really simple test. They've lowered the standards a lot in the last decade because the working conditions are so shitty no one wants to work for them. From Dabbler's Anonymous,

JKO declares, kudos to Shuli for the way he is torturing John. Playing the tapes bit by bit is torture well played majestic risk agrees yeah this is the way to do it pure torture and again John probably can't remember what the fuck he said to Kate Meany which makes it so much worse for him El Guapo shares rumor is that John doesn't want to go to Florida because he feels law enforcement is waiting and watching for him to arrive where the mail is. Odd sheep herder. Right now John is sitting in his boyhood bedroom staring at his Farrah Fawcett poster

and having a panic attack. Ditko Maniac ads aka a normal Friday morning for him. And from YouTube, Tom Botanic notes, John looks like an Easter Island head with sleep deprivation. I never touch my carrot asks. When did Walter Mathow become so old and unfunny? Bobo predicts. John's brother is going to be pissed when he sees the stain on the family shirt. Mighty Horse is outraged. What kind of monster would destroy a Mountain Dew collection?

And dabbler 9642 plays us out with S.J. gave Carl's dad cancer never forget I don't know if I make it enough of a fuss about that. Honestly, you've been a good I know I've been good It's pretty fucked up My brother's beside himself with his Mountain Dew collection to get destroyed. I Mean he's starting over which is good. I'm glad he's Still living the dream picking up the pieces. Yeah. Moving on, which is great. One bottle of Mountain Dew at a time. He's getting back to it, but what a dick move of John to give

my dad cancer. I mean, there's a lot of bad people in this world. Don't get me wrong, but John might be like one of the worst right? I'm not just saying that as a nonchalant comment. I mean this is I really mean it. Let's check out some voicemails. Hey, Carl, this is in response to john saying that he never knew who you are. I'm from Detroit. I listened to Drew and Mike I have since the beginning. And so I literally never knew who stuttering John was until your show came along. So suck on that you on that shit, John. Thank you very much. Yes, that is correct. I'm the only reason why anyone knows who st's centering John is I totally agree with that. I played a video on the last episode. I just out of nowhere

because I thought it was funny. That woman who some guy jerked off on her leg in the dollar. Yes, General, whatever. I've been laughing all week. He's not in that. He's going to hell. He's not in that. My name is Carl deluxe. I think I got a great game for dabble con. I would actually fly in for this Lucy type box. When the date with her part two nut on her leg edition, the first guy who can nut on her leg gets to take her out for cocktails and dinner. I gotta don't tell anybody I gotta take them in the cancer coming out of the bathroom. All right. How would Lucy react to someone not again? I like you do a Lucy impression. No, we'll let AI do that. Okay, we'll figure that out. Richard. That was fun too. I'd point devil point yesterday. If you haven't checked it out,

uh, it's on our YouTube channel. Also, if you're a patron or super cast member, I put it out as audio only Lucy has her own AI voice. It's pretty close. You didn't think it was a nasally enough for none of vocal. I thought it was good. I thought it was pretty good. People enjoyed. Oh, the pitch was perfect. Yeah. People enjoyed that. We thought one rule, I think not the first guy, but the guy who nuts on Lucy, like the most times and then we can get to take her out for drinks and dinner. All right. So the rules are not the first guy to die. Like it's the most, okay. Up to daily is kind of what I was thinking after you finish, why waste money on dinner? I know

I was thinking the same thing. I'm like well I'm really not a batter. I'm not gonna take out the red lobster. I pointed up the money for Peter North's product. All right. You know cars pretty pissed off that there was the mini-sode about fucking John's terrible fucking song. So fucking bad. It's stuck in my, stuck in my head. You ignorant, you, yeah, Jesus, fuck you. Fuck you, Carl. And then I go and watch the extra episode

with the Detroit guys, I forgot their fucking names. You play it again. but Carl I will say it's all made right by the bloody ass song that is such a fucking bop my guy holy shit that's a good beat I would dance very subtly to that and have a lot of fun so you guys have fun in dabble con tickets at dabble con Wtp live Comm I think WTP. I don't know Thanks for trying appreciate it that was our buddy Mike who found that bloody ass song

He texted that to me like this would be a good song for John. It is I guess I'm sure is I got to find the full version of it now. It's slap people are fucking loving it. I may cover that buzz Meyers No, I am gonna cover. I just realized I'm gonna cover that buzz Meyers. I'm gonna learn that this weekend a thousand percent Here was the greatest idea ever why am I so stupid and come with this earlier? It's the greatest idea ever What oh what'll do a remote. Oh God. I still can't believe that. What? And I still can't believe that happened. I'm I've been better about organizing my show in the last few months where it used to be. I would sit and watch YouTube in between shows. Like let's say I get done with Wednesday. I have Thursday, Friday, and then the Saturday show. And then there's Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.

Like there's a bunch of days where I'm not like prepping for WGP. Sure. But I'll watch stuff and I'll be like, Oh, that'd be a WGP. And I forgot. So wait, I'd be like, let me copy this and paste it into my notes. So I remember to play this. So I get this morning I'm looking at my notes. I already had some notes in there. I went oh sick Finding a 20-year gene yes Yes, that's awesome a two-minute video fucking Aaron Ibbill talking about having a radio remote Stupid 10-year anniversary. It was supposed to be the roast of Aaron Ibbill, right?

And now it's turned into like fucking a radio station is going to be there with swag. I'm disappointed about the roast being canceled because if he had those people on the panel, it would have been like real roasting. I think so. I don't think jokes would have been involved.

I know. I'm thinking about that because I'm part of the roast of the devil verse and I like all these guys. Right. Aaron was there. That'd be a lot more fun. I know. I know. Oh, wow. Oh, well, I can beat up on Julian as well as the next guy, I guess. Hey, I tried

to leave you a five star review and shooting all over you and the reviews of the WACP hot in the rock hot sauce. Yeah. But whoever fucking owns that website has a problem with the capture. So tell them to take that. Oh, all right. Thanks. Bye. See you. Shit. I will. That's fucked up. Yeah. Please give us positive reviews. A lot of people are getting the hot sauce. I saw a Trump, a lot of people loving the hot sauce. They love it. They tell me, Carl, we love the hot sauce. I said, I know it's great. Everyone's loving that. No, I've gotten a lot of notes from people who've enjoyed the hot sauce and I appreciate that Soak city hot sauce comm WTP for 15% off your order

That was the thing when Chad called in to be dabbling live today. They never talked to him with the hot sauce Oh damn. Yeah, rocky was pissed. Oh, yeah fucking for To hell fire. He'll probably come back into that show again. There was a lot of thoughts going on. Pussies. Hey, jackass. I know you mostly just watched Fox News and all that other conservative bullshit. But three of those kidnappers that get convicted in Michigan. So, you might wanna update it. Yes, the first trials were hung

juries but they were convicted three of them. Okay, I don't wanna get into politics right now but you do realize the FBI was the reason why any of that plot even happened. The FBI got all of those people involved. There were more FBI agents

within the group of people who are gonna kidnap Gretchen Whitmer than there were non FBI agents. It's incredible. And the people who are like on the left or the right, you're insane. Stop it. Stop taking sides. This isn't a team sport. Realize that the intelligence agencies are not your friend. The FBI is not your friend. They fucking suck. And the fact that you're like, no, no, no, those guys did want to kidnap Christian Whitmer. No, the FBI set them up. Yeah. You hear that, John, if you're trying to make friends with the FBI, yeah. Or you do like the Yankees or the Red Sox. Like the cops fuck off. And the fact is they try doing it. All right. You got to stop watching that Fox News, but I don't watch Fox News. I do. I don't watch any Fox News, sir. Let me just tell you this

plainly. Those rednecks could not actually go through with kidnapping Gretchen Whitford. They were told to do that, but we had a bomb threat or a supposed bombing down on merchant street. You remember this like Burton street grill back in 2021 maybe. And again it was just like the FBI found some fucking loner on the internet and was just hey man you want to fucking bomb some shit. He's like yeah cool. They're like I hear some money. Here's how you make a bomb. They fed him all this shit and then they go to the scene where he's gonna go by when they arrest him and the parents like, ah, we got another one. Like this. None of those guys, none of this would happen. Yeah. You grouped the group people in your brain out. You need real news like BBC and other good show. You made my dog pissed at you. See, I know he's a fucking

traitor. Tell them about BBC. A state run news organization is where real news comes from. Yeah, the government never lies to us. That's spot on. Okay. That's too much. All right. Let's see what else is going on in the. Hey, big Carla, tell them niggas that you are a landlord, not a motherfucking landscaper. That's why you don't fucking cut grass, nigga. That's why you don't fucking cut grass, nigga. Fair enough. I will tell people that, sir. Thank you for reminding me. Cow photographer calling into the show.

We made the comment about the weather bikinis. Mm hmm. The last podcast we did. Hey, Carl, cow photographer here. Resident degenerate leather bikini, leather lingerie. It's pretty hot. It's pretty sexy. If you go to the cool places like Marymura..com Lucy, you may want to check that out.

M I R I E M U R expensive as shit, but it's hot as hell. So that's what you should be looking for with leather bikinis and laundry. Okay. Go touch yourselves. I had a feeling Cal photographer would have a take on that because I, I know where it's the leather's coming from. Hey Cal photographer again, please. Okay, go punch yourself. I just feel like cow photographer would have a take on that Because I know where it's a lot of coming from. Hey, Calvert Arthur again, Lucy. You don't like tattoos Neither do I so that's more one more thing we have in common. So

Text me call me Flirty cow photographer calling into the show. All right. I think I, I think everyone's mad at me in the chat, including producer Chris is not even in the chat. What? All right. Can we call it? Are we good?

It's everything happened. It's going to happen. You want to read this last chat from dang lizard. You're just scared about the FBI because SJ's buddy will arrest you any day now. That's true. That is a good point. You know what? The FBI is great. I love the FBI. Your Trump's getting better. Very good people on both sides. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Have a good week. Bye! A plane has hit. I rewatched it. Carly.

Boom. Fuck his mom. Boom. Are we done here? I think we are. That was a great episode! That was really great! Man, that was a good episode.

That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr