Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep539 - This Is Mariya

Episode Date: July 28, 2024

Meet Mariya Nurislamova, a successful CEO who also shares her thoughts on energy portals, karmic payback, quantum leaps, and much more on her YouTube channel. She discusses the end times, spiritual awakening, and losing your keys. Also, something about teeth and your ancestors, I don’t know I wasn’t paying attention.  Trucker Andy and Jenny Jingles join the show to discuss deep jurning and $125k retreats. Jerry Banfield says you CAN handle the truth. Then we watch Aaron Imholte show total disregard for his cohosts pathetic love life and admit he’s not authentic in any single way. Opie has a super hot take on Howard Stern’s man bag and does a spot-on Biden impression. Stuttering John had guests on his show and decided to hold them hostage as he explained the Dabbleverse to them. Then Maribeth Rosie joins us to catch an alien, get caught up on the internet news, read recent comments, and play your voicemails.  Visit magicmind.co/WATPSHOW20 and use the code WATPSHOW20 for 20% off your order. Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop Tickets are on sale for DabbleCon 2 on August 16th and 17th – http://watplive.com/ Tickets for the Magic Bag in Detroit on October 25th – https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide https://onlyfans.com/maribethrosie https://allapologiespodcast.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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thing where you order bulk, not bulk, but multiple perfumes. They come to you and then you get to just try little portions of it to decide which one you like and Then you can order more of the one that you like so it gives you a chance like try them out It's pretty much like saying like we know department stores don't exist anymore. I'll just bring that to you Do you not want to go to Macy's and right get this shit for free? Yeah, you can pay us. I will send you the free shit in the mail to you. Yes. That's a good point I didn't think of that way. Yeah, it's always been free to just try this stuff, but now it costs money so the sent bird CEO has a YouTube channel with

67,000 subscribers so it's not nothing. It's more than us guys sign up for our YouTube hit subscribe hit notifications and I'll give you a quick example of what we're talking about on her show. Hello, my darlings, and welcome back to my YouTube channel. If you're new here, my name is Maria. It's nice to meet you. I am a healer, a channel, an intuitive. I do guided meditations, and this is a channel about spirituality.

It's a channel channel. Yeah. I've never seen a channel channel before. That's kind of neat. So she's a channel channel. Yeah Channel channel before that's kind of neat So she's a little crazy. I think the reason why Annie picked up on her is because our boy moist critical aka Charlie Recently did a video a little bit of a deep dive He found that there's other people looking at sent bird CEO is also a spiritual guru Not all customers are pleased the co-founder of the Netflix for fragrance Maria

Noura Salman known the law Has been moonlighting as a spirituality influencer comments on extraterrestrials the matrix and Hitler have recently Attracted and negative attention no such thing as bad publicity CEOs know how to get it done. I think she's doing all the right stuff Andy What did you pick up on you check this out at all of course I did I'd like to Before we get too far away from the scent bird thing I just wanted to go to my clip 8 where they have this is the type of shit that they send to influence influencers to prop up and talk about and they

They give it to people that barely know what they like what it is or how to talk. So this guy is going to tell us all about scentbird. Once you do open up the package you actually get a few things inside. So you obviously get your perfume sample right here in a beautiful bag kind of like velvet. I guess it does say scentbird on it as you guys can see. And you also get a write-up on the perfume That you guys have ordered. So right here

I purchased the dosa y gabbana one for men. Be honest with you that smells like pure gasoline. They've done studies, you know 60% of the time it works every time That doesn't make sense. So did you add that? That's not a smart thing to pop in there So yeah that espresso martini doesn't know how to say Dolce He knows what he's talking about, but they paid him to talk about it, so That's their business model with scent bird okay, but yeah cuz even Charlie says

I'm sure you guys have seen the cent bird stuff all over the place I haven't but you know I don't watch a lot of social media influencers. Is that the content that I'm I was checking this out I was blown away by how many men are talking about fragrances and these Services and these other products and it was like who did you get hard rock Nick to be a spokesperson for them? Right he's like a guy who stinks In a good way case hard rock Nick is watching. I think you're amazing dude I was interested to learn when you said that she's Russian because one of the main challenges of listening to this person is

The pronunciation of certain things that she says then my clip one the way she talks is one of the most aggravating parts and You forget that she has her eyes closed to you know trick you into thinking that she's harnessing some kind of spiritual energy Anyone can do that, but the accent is the real gimmick of this is that the way she talks is what makes you think Oh, she has a different way of thinking and she's lulling you into like some kind of that she has a confidence or something like stupid people think that this person has unlocked some sense of expertise yeah yeah because I we just did GG 33 right she's also a numerologist I've been paying attention to

a lot of people do this kind of shit she She's bad at it She's really bad. Yeah, I will get into I'll touch on that. Did you look at the website? No. Oh, okay Good because I did the numerology is 100% part of it, but let's check out my clip one here And I will share a few interesting facts and peculiarities if you will around how souls usually plan incarnations in the times that we live in I'm sorry what the Your accent is very peculiar if she's a peculiar right in the most peculiar way that I've ever heard so That's fucking crazy. She must be smarter than us. Yeah, I know she's obviously knows something that I don't right is the proper way to pronounce

peculiarities and Inclip to this snake oil salesperson isn't only selling snake oil Carl you can buy snake jerky and snake Skin boots any nonsense you want is for sale over here in click two points. They go came out like the early 20th century they should have more products now. Yeah, they're out there. Definitely some merch. Also host Healing circles. She's channeling. There's usually about one circle every other month or about one circle a month depending and We dive into a variety of topics We usually come together to heal a particular facet of

our energy and the sessions are usually very deep they're channeled there's a lot of light language involved there is deep journeying a lot of meditations so for a list of all the past healings that I did you can check out this is Maria com did my clip three real quick what what did she say there deep journey? There's deep journeying a lot of meditations You've never been One of those words those guys who don't jerk off anymore use joking Yeah, I was joking at journey last night with Juergens I Played that for other people. I was like what the fuck is she say I think she's saying journeying

But she just can't talk journaling Journning but so there she's talking about Another session like something other than this free content that anybody can get you can also pay have a Different kind of experience with i was just saying the other day. I have way too much money I need to get rid of a bunch of it now. This is good. We were talking about the numerology so and one of the things that she's selling on her website is The fact that there there's a you're the hero of your own story Carl

And there's a fun a novel inside of you that you haven't written yet Andy and she's gonna teach you how to write your own book for $333 plus $8 and 33 cents for service fee from so from 11 a.m. To 5 p.m. You can She'll tell you how to write a book that you haven't written yet. Maybe she was trying to say journaling Maybe probably is yeah, I know is this for do I mean no that this is just this is just I'm just telling you Other things that she's peddling I say but I'm on there It's called pen and purpose and the description says do you sense a book within you waiting to be written?

Oh, so the website should I go to the website? Oh, what's the URL again? Do you remember? I think it's just Maria calm. It could be because she spells this is Maria calm I mean, I'll search it. Yeah keep reading Are you drawn to the craft of writing and dream of publishing a book that could positively impact others? Maybe you've started or even written books before but now feel your creative flow is blocked Perhaps you worry that people night might not appreciate your writing or fear criticism as Held you back from fully embracing your art Do you see yourself confined by the starving artist archetype or are you?

Uncertain about what your book should even be about pay me three hundred and thirty three dollars I'll tell you what your book is about If you don't know what your book is about you're gonna book What the fuck are we talking about? There's more crazy exam. I don't want to put the cart before the horse, but leave it Can you hang on to this so you can go back to it all right great? But that's that's one of the cheaper experiences that you can have other than just watching shit on YouTube. 33 bucks for a Zoom virtual event is ridiculous.

Yes, but it's from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. There's no overhead. Is it a weird number to pull out of the air too? That must have something to do with you. No, it's not if you're numerologist. No, it's not. No, it's not, Jen. In fact, I checked out an episode called

33 Energy Portal Powerful Codes from Source Manifestation and Transformation. This video came out on March 3rd, 3-3. Weird. And it has 23,000 views and she explains what you should be doing on March 3rd. Energetically, it also feels like a pyramid, right? Because the 3 is a triangle and we have two 3s. So it's almost like two triangles coming together and feels like a pyramid, right? Because the three is a triangle and we have two threes. So it's almost like two triangles coming together. And energetically, what is good to do on these days

is first to accumulate the energy. So the energy is gonna hit your crown and then it's gonna be arranged around and rearranged around your body. So it's gonna descend from there. In the morning, set up a golden pyramid around yourself, so that the top of the pyramid hits your crown center, and the bottom part of the pyramid encapsulates your entire body, so nothing is sticking out. And specifically for this pyramid, make sure

that the base of the pyramid is a triangle, not a square, because it's a pyramid of three. So as many threes as we can put out in our sacred geometrical symbols Oh the more of those we can put out the better. What are you talking about? So you see that say like she's bad at this so she's saying that you'd be a pyramid But not with four sides or three sides But none of your limbs can stick out like even Aaron emmol couldn't twist himself up enough to do that. It's impossible It doesn't make any sense. I don't think she does is this To do that it's impossible doesn't make any sense. I don't think she does is this

Theoretical pyramid are you really supposed to like get dowels and like it's constructed I thought you someone took it seriously I got some dowels I spray painted them gold I laid them on the floor But my my sneaker was kind of peeking out it didn't work because I wasn't completely in the circle Totally fucked it up the you idiot. Triangle. Idiot you are, Andy. God damn it. So embarrassed for you. So when should I actually absorb this energy

on March 3rd? There has to be a specific time. Not just today, right? I bet I know. Right around 6 p.m. Oh, I was gonna say. I was gonna say, were you gonna get 6 p.m.? No.

All right, let's find out. Let's find out why it's 6pm Is when the energy is going to be accumulated enough 3 plus 3 equals 6 so that's that's the 6pm I was gonna guess that you were not Explain why that's stupid It's 1800 hours Just because it goes to 12 and it starts over again, doesn't mean 6 p.m. is more significant. I would think that 6 a.m. would be the three plus three. But 1800 hours, one plus eight is nine,

and nine is invisible by three. Okay, now you're starting to get this. We should take this out of the road. Well, that's what I didn't get about it. We had a workshop. GG33. It's not 33. Three plus three is six.

You're a fucking six. Oh. It's one through nine. Those are three plus three is 6 Wow, it's sick Wow exception of 11 22 and 3. Yeah. Oh For you when you make up your own fucking rules, so I'm gonna tell me you said that you know what I learned from You know what I learned from Maria is that 44 is a thing too. Hey, Gigi 33 He's like what you the 33 can't get better than that. She comes down and goes, what about 44? It's like six minutes and a half.

Yeah, but six minutes and a half is one minute less. What happens around the 6 p.m. time? Now, if you do it after six, that's totally fine. Just don't do it earlier because it may be a little bit challenging for you because you won't benefit from the full energies that are coming through. Here's what you want to imagine. You would want to flip the pyramid.

So that tip of the pyramid that was connected to your crown, you want to flip it in front of you. And what you want to do is make sure that that golden energy almost gets distributed or leaks out, so so to say in front of you. I just picture Andy still inside the pyramid. It starts leaking out. Oh shit, it was leaking out already. Andy? All right, one more clip from this episode.

The portal recommendation here is what I really wanted to get to. And so one of the things, one of the practices that I recommend for the 3-3 portal is imagine that you have many cellars or you have many pockets, empty pockets inside of your aura or inside of your aceric body, and these pockets can only be filled with golden energy. And so on 3-3, it doesn't really matter what time of day you choose, but allow yourself to fill up these pockets with the golden energy that is streaming from Source Consciousness and leave them there once they're filled because your body is extremely wise and it's going to know exactly when to use that energy.

It's going to leverage that energy and convert it to whatever type of energy it needs to convert it when it needs it was she a D&D dungeon master before doing this What I thought she was gonna tell us about 44 I saw a lot of people on 4chan to saying that 88 is a cool number What's what's this? All right, Jen you pulled a lot of clips today I did I pulled way too many and there's some I can skip so what I want to get into I listen to an episode Where she talked about the importance of your teeth? Oh, thank you. I actually wanted to look into that and I thought it might be insulting

Probably should is insulting. Let's remember that do not comment on our teeth She's gonna do that. So My first clip it explains the connection between teeth and your lineage Okay teeth is probably of all the different organs. It's probably one of those Parts of your body that is most connected to your ancestors a most Outwardly connected to your ancestors. Is it an organ? I had to look that up. It is considered an organ teeth Are considered an organ well your skin your teeth. I shit I wouldn't but I learned something I did look it up because I thought she's so full of shit. That's not true

Maybe there's a donor that could help you. That's the problem with this horse shit There's always an element of truth in it, and then they they cover it up with a bunch of garbage Right if anyone in the listening audience isn't using their teeth and want to donate it to me. I'd really appreciate that Oregon trans yes, thank you so in my second clip She explains it if your teeth are misaligned. and this is, your family is really fucked up. Well, there might be something to do this, let's see. If your teeth are a little bit like, it's almost like they're twisted a little bit

around their central axis, and they don't perfectly fit, meaning, if you need to align them using this line or something, where your teeth are not perfectly straight, that is usually the sign that the lineage has karmic issues or karmic knots. There are many different facets. And unfortunately, the constraints of this episode, we cannot go quite go over exactly what kind of teeth and what kind of patterns in teeth show what kind of

karmic knots. But usually lineages that are considered problematic if your teeth are so should I get my teeth fixed is that what she's saying? Or is it right fucked either way at this point? She did go on to say later in the episode that if you straighten your teeth that does fix some of those karmic knots How was that possible? And it goes back into the past and fix up your lineage to That I like that you brought this one because she brings this up again in the episode that I listen to Carl It's clip 6

But this is the kind of thing that I'm talking like how many people are perfectly happy with their teeth You know you look in the mirror you're like oh I wish like this was different about myself so many people would change their teeth even people with great teeth But it has everything to do with these karmic knots, right? Get her started on veneers Okay so these karmic knots that you need to pay her to help you fix are are one of the things that she talked about in mine is Infertility because so I thought this was the most scumbag thing about what I listened to in the episode where, you know, this is just another like gambit or ruse that she's using to dangle hope to

people that are desperate to start a family. And I don't know, I just think it's pretty insidious. That infertility is also a choice. And it is a choice that helps you potentially work through your past life karmic knots. And that could be many different karmic knots, right? For example, addressing the aspects of why a part of you doesn't want to be a parent, addressing the karmic knot of why you don't think you're a good parent, addressing the part of yourself that has been undernourished and undernurtured by your own parents.

So the wounded child archetype, all of these things and more could potentially be the reason behind the infertility symptoms. Another symptom. Okay. So when I was 11 and I went off a bike jump and I smashed my balls on the crossbar on my bike and shattered my scrotum and ruined my wife's plans of having a family that was a choice that I made because of my karmic knot obviously you thought you'd be a bad father today that's how that works she does do a lot

of karmic shaming a lot of it by the way because I've never heard that term before Karmic shaming I just made it up I'm gonna have a YouTube channel and I'm gonna start karmic shaming all of you My my clip eight she says if the karma of your limb lineage She says that a lot the car the karma of your lineage is heavy meaning the people who are dead and buried like That you came from it doesn't matter what you do what toothpaste you use You will wind up with a root canal wait What do you mean if it's heavy like if they're fat people if there were bad people she says what if they moved Argentina?

Now she's talking about right now Out of your control if I got my teeth fix would Nazis never exist. Is that a possibility? Hey, you don't know the power The carmine your lineage is heavy You can do you can floss all day every day You can brush your teeth like you can be extremely scrupulous when you're brushing your teeth.

And you're still gonna have root canals, you're still gonna have issues. However, I'll. Jesus. Yeah, so don't bother. It's kinda hopeless. Don't bother with anything. That is heavy.

But, you know, if you go back to her website, she could probably sell you some horse shit that will help you stop yourself from having bad teeth or a broken dick that won't start a family for you You know anybody that has infertile women that have problems with their uterus scroll down there car Let's see what's doing on the old private retreat a hero's journey yes, so if you want to spend the weekend with her at her shitty house and Do you get to fuck her you get a vegan lunch? Yeah, does it go down any further?

I don't know how far you are all the way down. Yes, go all the way to the bottom. You got it, buddy All right a little too far go up to This is why people that's what the box Right there energy exchange read that okay an energy exchange required for this one-on-one deeply transformative experience is $125,000 Those are dollars. It's an energy. She's going to transfer her winning 3344 energy to you, but it's gonna cost you

$125,000 holy shit. You know what's so funny about that the episode I checked out the other one I checked out is all about like losing things and losing money and what that means there's spiritual significance to losing things Today we're talking about the spiritual significance of losing or misplacing things What does that mean? What is the message from the universe if you have misplaced your keys or cannot find your shoes or what have you? Yeah, the universe is like, look at it, I got nothing to do with this. Don't look at me, like you just fucking weren't thinking, you set your keys down somewhere stupid,

I don't know what to tell you. So after she takes your $125,000 for the energy exchange, she can also help you with your loss. Right, no, I swear to God, she even talks about losing money and what that means I gotta run through these cups real quick. It's so funny. I had no idea She was trying to grift her audience out of 125 000 fucking dollars. That's crazy. That's next level right there Erin immol, are you listening to this? I find this topic fascinating So let's first start with misplacing items, right?

The little things are the big things sometimes you just wander around the house and just cannot find something which is society's fault because So she's really selling it. She's like this topic is fascinating. You guys are gonna love this shit. It's amazing You know what happens is your mind is thinking of something as you set something down And so you have no memory of where you set it down because we can't multitask as humans. It's just the fact of matter. So that's why that happens.

But she does give a solution. She says you have to have three audible deep breaths and then you'll find it. So that's cool. That's one solution. Okay. But the reason why this happens to us, we're going to find out. Sometimes the universe communicates other things to you through misplaced objects. It could be that you are out of alignment with the universe in terms of your emotional state, or you're going down the rabbit hole, the negative rabbit hole with your thinking patterns.

And because of that, the universe will align you with losing a small object or misplacing something. Fuck you universe. It's bullshit. You know, this show makes me think negative thoughts, I gotta be honest. This show, she's so batshit. It's so insane. I felt like I had to be deprogrammed after watching this episode. Check out Carrie Smith after this. This is a cult.

All right, hold on. Let me run through these clips real quick and then I'll get back to this because there is a payoff to this. This video is ridiculous. Have you been angry at somebody, perhaps? Have you repressed that? Have you lied to someone, for instance, right? Like all of these things could be examples of alignment. Holding on to the truth and not speaking up when you're meant to speak up. That could be also out of alignment with the universe now There could be so many different things. That's the reason why you can't find your keys. This is the least helpful thing I've ever heard about like I've heard people say like retrace your steps look where you don't expect it to be

You know things like that, but that's helpful. I'll go do that, but it's like did you not speak up when you knew the truth? Yeah, maybe I fuck I have a big karmic not because I set $125,000 down at your house. Have you seen it? I'm trying to find that Well what she does and you can tell that she's definitely trained to be in a group setting and to get people to play along with This because just throws out so many things that it's impossible to not be true Or if somebody just behaves to you in a way where you feel like being taken advantage of, like let's say that you've performed a job, but God forbid you haven't been paid for it, like things like that. Or maybe something happened and you missed your flight and you cannot get a refund. Or I mean, there's something else, right?

For some reason, you just cannot cash the check. I mean, that hardly ever happens. But, you know, things like that where, like, you are out of, like, either a big amount of money, and it's hard for you to trace back what happened. Or sometimes you lose a very expensive material object, or something gets stolen from you. Like, I don't know, like, an engagement ring gets stolen

from your hotel room. Or, like, things like that. What is that usually the sign of? That could be a few things. I'll just give you the main ones. Jesus Christ, so she lists a billion different things, or you set up for a workshop. It's bullshit, you get nothing out of it.

She almost said me. That could be me taking your things from you. This reminds me of John Edwards. It's just like, I'm getting a vision of somebody as a relative that first name starts with M, could be the middle name, starting with M, maybe it's an N, anybody,

you know, she's just trying to get somebody to engage in her horseshit. You never miss a flight and then you had to argue with the airline over refund. Yeah, it's just like, okay. Maybe you were late for work once. Yeah, and then after all that, she's like, there's a lot of different things,

and that's like, okay, this is not well organized. This is what I mean, like, a lot of these grifters, they know how to hit their points. She doesn't seem to have the script down very well. So let's find out what is happening when you do lose your keys or give some nut job on the internet $125,000. In fact, it's just karmic payback

and you should be grateful that the universe took the money or the ring or I don't know something else that is material and easily arguably easily replaceable instead of going after your health or your family in some way. So that's always a good thing. And then amazing she must send this video to people who bitch about the $ twenty five thousand dollars the three hundred thirty Oh, right. Yeah, I'm contacting you because my wife left her sixty thousand dollar engagement ring at your $125,000 a retreat have you seen it? Please send it back. No. No, that's a gift that we took your roll on It's a gift from the universe. You're welcome. You feel good about this. It goes into a pool and we all split it or So this gets even dumber because now she's trying to paint a positive spin on this idea. The spin that happens in this episode is incredible.

Have you lost a lot of money or you're out money or you lost a really expensive item? And like if these things happen back to back or if you lose an uncharacteristically large amount, very often it's not a simple karmic payback, but in fact it is a way of the universe to help you accumulate the energy that you need for the quantum leap. Because anytime the universe takes something away from you that is material, especially if it is not karmic, meaning, especially if it's almost like understood that that energy is gonna be used for the quantum leap.

What the universe has to give back to you is something bigger than what it took. Oh. Usually it's 10 times bigger, but depending on the quantum leap, sometimes the universe has to return to you something that is a hundred times bigger than what it took. Got back, Yolo, when you need them.

That's amazing, the universe has to do that? So years and years ago, my car car was broken into like 20 CDs were stolen So I should get like 2,000 CDs at some point. I would imagine. Yeah, that's sweet Can't wait. It's gonna be awesome. Yeah that really needed the Sam say in quantum leap turning to the mirror No, I know I wasn't expecting this mumbo jumbo. I was expecting some mumbo jumbo, but this level of it is nuts. And this last clip I just thought was pretty rich coming from her. Now, again, don't try to fake it and don't try to align with it as hard as you can.

Okay. I won't try to fake it. Thank you for saying that, fake lady. Interesting. Jen, what else did you pick up on from here? Oh, I pulled so many clips, but I'll skip over most of them I'm just gonna explain I did have to draw an actual diagram of some of the stuff She was talking about because your teeth

Yeah, right if you draw them back on teasing She was drawing pyramids at her notepad or something the right side Over there thought she was drawing pyramids at her notepad or something the right side So you have your upper jaw and your lower jaw on the right side of your upper jaw is your father's grandfather's side of the family Okay, and the left side is your father's mother's side of the family. Okay, could you dumb it down a shade? And your lower jaw if you split it in half the right side is your grandpa and your mom's side and blah blah blah. Okay, got it. I skipped through all of that. You do have a mouth family. You may think you have one mouth.

I always thought I had one mouth. But you couldn't be more wrong. Oh my goodness. God damn it. I knew I'd be wrong. You know, when you assume. You know, up until right now, you may have thought that you just have one jaw, meaning like not one jaw, like one mouth and things in it are kind of cohesive and coherent could not be further from the truth.

If you realize that it's actually four separate lineages in one mouth, examine like where your teeth are the healthiest, where are they the most even, where are they the whitest, where are they the least crooked? Oh, I'm gonna be so pissed at my parents when I gonna be the shitty tea this is the first thing I agree with her because I put my kids and chicks mouths all the time oh I see what you did well it could all be due to karma though because my clip 7 will explain that to you okay of course it's all karma What else would it be? There are families with really good teeth and that means families with really good karma and there are families with very bad teeth

And that means families with very bad karma. What are you giggling about over there producer? See the way this guy's reacting he's like he's talking about girl So watch it karma. Yeah. All right. right, all right, you're the best. You also might think that your teeth- You're stealing your computer. You're welcome. Your teeth might be randomly crooked, but that's not the case. They're actually a map.

If your teeth are crooked, your family doesn't get along. Oh, wasn't that true of everyone's family? Right, like sometimes you guys think that your teeth are randomly crooked, but they're not randomly crooked Every little like aspect of the tooth is a map, right? Okay, so your teeth are a map. Okay It's a treasure Because my dad used to punch me in the mouth Good point. I like your dead She did go through some numerology with your teeth starting at one two three four five six seven eight

I didn't get into that Thank Lizzie carlos a crooked family Nicholas says Carl is a map of Mordor She also goes on to say about wisdom teeth your wisdom teeth are smart if your wisdom teeth are impacted You failed your family and all of your ancestors. Oh shit, and she goes on to say that if life brought shame This is like a Japanese. This is my clip 13. Okay. Thank you So it's almost like the wisdom tooth is a little bit almost like a gift, if that makes sense from your ancestors.

It's like a recognition. It's like a medal. It's like a golden star in your fridge to signify that you have passed the lessons and you have transcended some karma. Otherwise, the wisdom teeth cannot come through because there are always barriers. Even if the wisdom tooth is showing a little bit like even if it's not fully out That means that you have successfully passed a lot of the trials and tribulations associated with that lineage karma I know this is starting to sound crazy, but hold on what happens if you had your wisdom teeth out?

And that's my clip 14. Oh sure because the connection with that lineage How are they gonna ever reach you and give you that knowledge? Keep it in a jar. I'll tell you this the wisdom tooth is gone. That means that That connection is temporarily broken the connection with that lineage that side of your family is temporarily broken Thanks a lot doc. So in my last clip Now I'm out of the wheel. Thanks a lot fucking Dennis But what do I do if I have my wisdom teeth out and I can't get in touch with my ancestors? Okay. In a meditative state, you would close your eyes and you would imagine that there is a golden cord of light that

is descending straight from the point where that wisdom tooth used to be. So in the spot that this wisdom tooth used to be, imagine there's like a thread of golden light and imagine that that thread, one side of that thread is connected to your jaw and you would want to restore that connection, like almost like reweave it as if you were a weaver. And the other side of this thread is connected to the founding couple of that lineage and, you know, it stretches through time and space to like the hearts of those two people And that is how you restore that connection. So none of that even mattered Doesn't matter if your teeth are out

Imagine that you have a golden cord going to them who taught her this I don't know she made it up like this. She could she show her work Because in Jesus's time people like us are probably like this idiot he thinks of the son of God. He's going around telling us all this shit He's such an idiot and we're all goofing out him could this woman be a prophet and like there's gonna be religions based on her We're the idiots Crazy shit going on maybe it's all real. Yeah, I don't want to piss off my lineage How does that benefit me to have an imaginary golden thread? Going to my fucking great-grandfather late, so what watch the whole episode no?

Absolutely, not you're missing out. What else you want to play from this? Oh well clip for the title of the video that I clicked on was it was clickbait Shit that worked on me because it was called are we living in the end of time? I want to watch that. Yeah Yeah, so I was very scared. I was like, well, what is what's killing humanity? Is it cow farts? Is it all my alcoholism? Let's find out Because humanity as a species is coming to the end of one cycle and potentially the beginning of another. Oh, okay. So is it your menstrual cycle? Because that would make sense. Or is it soul cycle?

Clip five, let's find out what kind of cycle is killing humanity. If you are on the spiritual path is the transition from a third density to a five, the fifth density. And that is very much the ending of one cycle and the beginning of another. I'm your density. I mean, your destiny. Her reaction is actually the reaction of every woman that believes in astrology. She's like, oh, this makes perfect sense. But you can see a lot of the hard editing

that they do to put this together to make it make sense. I feel like she doesn't even know what she's talking about, so they have to do all these hard cuts. And yeah, she's self-soothing, she's coddling herself like Erin Imholt. It's a good, because. Yeah, her posture is very much on defensive. Yeah, yeah, are you believing me?

Because I don't know if anybody's buying this shit And I really need that three hundred thirty three bucks, so if you guys can start believe me that'd be amazing also I just can't believe someone would have this much knowledge about the universe and karma and everything else and spend that much time on our nails Like your biggest priority your mani-pedi. Yeah, if you really very distracted by your nails, that's the color you picked I can't believe you I got right you you've lost all credibility with me lady. I got just one more Eclipse 7 and Like if you don't have $125,000 oh I do I'm good for it. Yeah, okay well for everybody that doesn't yeah Here's a nickel's worth of free advice that any broke asshole can use to improve their life.

Your higher self wants you to figure out the energy of abundance, what do you do? And the answer is you find people on social media or on TV or on Netflix or wherever that have what you want or at least you think that they do. So that you could subconsciously copy that imprint, place that inside of your body, and start working through your issues. The imprinting is actually a very, very good old concept that works in humanity. The mimicking, the becoming like someone. Great news, everyone. I started following LeBron James on social media.

So I'm going to be a 6 6'9 rich and talented black man That has a huge hog and gets my wife pregnant any day now problem solved congratulations, Andy. Can I borrow some money by the way? I left it all at her house. I just want to go to that workshop I actually do I and when you showed me it was three or three bucks for that zoom workshop I'm like I bet I could record that whole thing that would be it just that be worth it for the content Yeah, there's a $300 Like circle thing it'd be great if you started suing me too. Oh my gosh Drag this out for a while get Vincent Bessie involved wow be a whole thing

Jen anything else you want to play from the clips that you grabbed no it doesn't make any sense none of it does so no It's peculiar but sense Alright fair enough where it's always fun and games goofing on these people just because they're trying to grift an audience But you know they're actually helping people unlike us we help no one ever Andy I saw that you brought a Yeah Lucy tight box was a guest on the Michael Gavin Ali show for some reason. She made the decision to go on there.

And Michael is obviously such a huge fan of everything WATP, including his guest Lucy Titebox and everything that she has going on, including the once over. So let's listen to his concise introduction of Lucy onto his show. And cringe one. But we have a very special guest. She is you could see her on. Who are these podcasts every single Wednesday? And over here here over come here with Carol Carolyn Lucy type box Show over here with Carolyn

Alright, that's hilarious. So it's once over with Kaylee is what he's trying to spit out Over come here with an Over here over come here with Carol Carolyn Lucy That is cringy poor Michael obviously well prepared well Thank you so much for having me it's a fine-tuned machine that show Maybe he just got off to a rough start Yeah I'm sure he'll stick the landing when they say goodbye and do the plugs and sure cringe to here I've heard so many names at this point. I'm just like I know I will be there and then

Excited about everybody else as soon as they get there trucker, Andy. Yes, Jenny jingles You carl gross, uh, we don't even want him there Uh chris the producer Is blind mike going to make an appearance? I hope so. I hope so too Uh, but do check out Lucy type box on w ATP and her channel, once over here with Kaylee. Closer. A lot closer there.

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JT in discord, our mod in discord, I'm learning. JT posted this and this song is called You Can Handle the Truth, a song for the fearless soul. Dear, remember me and get me going Let it keep flowing I need you to say something crazy And get me off of my feet now WHAT You Can Handle The truth

OOOH OOHH But you need to get some more And in In Into your brain and open it up Oh, but you need to get some more and in in in in Into your brain and open it up and let it go and with it flow and move it faster shake that ass And yes, you tell me right now Oh my god, I think he's been sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Wow And you're tired, don't you, Jave? Get fired with that stupid, nasty crap you wore me to death With your paycheck, take that check and what the heck?

Step it up your butt and then go down And shit down and wipe it out From toilet bowls and you turn it around I don't even know what I'm saying or how this is coming out of my mouth But wow, wow, wow Woo, woo, woo, woo Dude, get in, what? I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I I have a question. Is he back on the sauce?

What's your question? What's wrong with him? What's right with him? What's wrong with him? He's a mental patient. What do you mean what's wrong with him? What's right with him? What's wrong with him? He's a mental patient What do you mean? What's wrong with them? I want to know He's a part in the song where he gets the Holy Spirit like he's in a Baptist Like a snake handler speaking in tongues. Yeah He was getting schwifty there Wow

It's a lot of butt stuff. Yeah Honestly, if that was my first take at it, I would do a take two and probably three and four because I'm like, I'm pretty far off on this one. Let me reset and try it again. Not Jerry though. That's perfect for him. He puts it out and we consume it because we're idiots. Speaking of idiots. of idiots. You lie. Tell me lies. Tell me sweet little lies. I wish you weren't a liar. Steel Toe Morning Show has a co-host on the show once a week by the name of Johnny Crutches. Now Johnny Crutches is famous for crying on the show six or seven different times because

merch said in the comment that he wasn't funny. And Johnny Crutches was going through it, he was having a rough go, and Aaron was oblivious to all of this. And Aaron just said, they're like, alright man, you got it? Alright, let's go! Come on, what other topics are we talking about today? And he's just like, I just need a second, man! He's just like, yeah, yeah, you got it, you got it, we're good, we're good, let's go, let's go! Aaron's such an asshole, and they're supposed to be friends. They talk about hanging out on the back porch and stuff, you know, Saturday nights.

They should be friends with each other and Aaron just treats them like shit. So this week, what happened is Johnny, so he's divorced. He has a kid. He doesn't walk real well. And he's been talking to this chick online for a few weeks. And the chick lives in California. They were planning on and they were on the hotline watching the live and watching them say like I'll just replace her with the whore and she's like wait what I thought we were gonna do stuff together now you're saying you just replace me with a whore yeah a older guy thing and I'm like yeah this is that's a red that's like a beautiful woman that's right and she's like 21 22 I don't know that I want to yeah that there might be a little there might be a little bit of immaturity there. 21 I just got a message.

Wait. Oh, is it from the girly? Yep. Oh, guys. Hold on. Breaking. Apparently, wait, don't say anything. Don't say anything. Hold on a minute. I got to get I got to cue this up right. I have one chance to do this. All right. I know this is your real life and this is like you're kind of hoping to hook up with this chick and everything But hold on Just got two bucks towards the goal yeah, we take advantage Ladies and gentlemen breaking news from the girly

Damnit fuck am I supposed to do it now there you go that was breaking news all right so um clearly I made the right choice you don't give two fucks about me you just wanted a free vacation wow that hurts good thing you can just replace me with a stripper oh is she listening

what gave it away what gave it away he's like oh you got a texture that's awesome stripper oh she listening He's like oh you got a texture that's awesome hold on let me play a jingle we get a drop here's a sounder Just like go fuck yourself. I never want to talk to you again Please tell me Eric gets excited say I have a drop for that Money no no no sweetheart. I tried to replace you with a stripper He's not he's not trying to replace you with a stripper. I am I Had a lot of feelings for you, and I told you that repeatedly over the phone I was so upset yesterday that I didn't do a show I yeah This is another thing that happened so Johnny and her were having this argument over text messaging or something

they have this big thing that they have planned and uh, Johnny was so distraught that he didn't do his show. He was supposed to do a show and he's just like, I'm too upset about this. So then he comes on the next morning with Aaron and Aaron makes it way worse. I didn't, I like, I didn't do anything yesterday. Um, I'm sorry that I'm not like head over heels in love with you for talking to you on the phone for a couple of weeks I'm sorry that I'm not super broken up that you're not coming out here And you hurt me like that and I look at like a huge part of what sucks about it

Is that I was really looking forward to doing something and now not only do I not get to hang out with that person That was something I was gonna do for a fucking week that ain't happening I'm not allowed to be So you're allowed to bail on me, and I'm not allowed to look at maybe Oh, I don't know hope it's almost oh glad you can just replace me with a stripper replacing you was never my opinion So whatever and then you keep telling me Erick caused this and he's laughing every second He's basking it that was the same look you had in your face when video started yelling at Phil Elmore

He's the opposite of a good wingman yeah, it it's like actively cock blocking this guy. Thanks for that, Aaron. Lose my number. You're the one messaging me! I love- this is the third or fourth time that I've heard Like I wish you the best and whatever peace out like and then you message me again a couple of like minutes days piece out like a, and then you message me again, a couple of like minutes, days later, oh, this, the other thing, why I thought we were done. I thought we were done talking. I thought when I told you, look, I'm incredibly heartbroken about this. And I really wanted to see where this would go.

And I explained the whole, um, the whole fucking, what is it? The whole last resort comment thing? And that explanation didn't work. I literally planned a week around you. I did everything to like set it up so I'd spend a whole bunch of time with you. I don't know how, how else I'm supposed to demonstrate that I was interested in seeing where this would go. But I'm not going to act like this was a like, like a destined in the heavens or oh we're boyfriend and girlfriend. I've never physically met you then. Why are you heartbroken?

Yeah, then why do you care? This is weird like and this is what's crazy about it And so I'll just spoil this right now. This goes on for another 30 minutes I don't know the highlight. I don't it's insane They were texting each other for two weeks, and then she's like yeah, okay fuck it then and he's like I'm heartbroken about this, and I can't believe you would do this to me. He's all getting upset about it He's a savings face breakup from smirking too hard I mean you'll be shocked to know what Aaron does next Oh a movie reference. Oh, I met you online We've been talking it's been going great. I was looking forward to that continuing

But we didn't get to go that far. Oh Lose my number. I'll do a better one. I'll just fucking block you But I don't think she's gonna contact Walker after the show's over We don't think she's gonna contact Walker after the show's over Also tell her that we got that bow and stream labs Play the rumble rams Super chats Fox News stinger more if she texts you more I was being quiet because I didn't know if that was a talk to text No Just making sure you know you have me feeling like Christopher

walking in the bar and envy I'm just sitting here as you go off on women going open your heart open your heart oh man you were the biggest movie about fight now do you know he's talking about I mean that's not any kind of reference that anyone would run to I don't know what that movie is and it's not great. Okay. All right, so now it's yes. She has to pull it up and watch it It's a bad He's so proud of the movie references right on brother right here you It's not that funny or interesting it's not a memorable part of a movie everyone knows I still don't even get the reference Forgettable part of a bad movie. Well what Aaron should have done is said let's call her

If Aaron knew what to run a show he'd be like, let's get her on the phone Like that would be an interesting thing to do instead. He's just like, oh my gosh everyone cuz for walking This is crazy. You're gonna love this bit that I have Go. Nope. Now. I'm a the cycles complete now. I'm not a Now I'm not a decent person anymore now. I'm a huge piece of shit. Wait. Did you get another message? No, cuz if you do we have to play the Fox News stinger Yeah, dude if we get in the phones right here if we get an okay message I'll tell you but since I read the last one

I read the last one I doubt Keep going although I say that and I kept getting like I won't talk to you any Let's read I'll go over a few of the goodbye texts that I've okay. Just give me let me let me get my j-man Feeling out here, and then we'll go to that hold on I Love the guy. I mean it's like we're you know Our families do everything together good just to go to work together every day. Keep it coming keep it coming. I need to have these stupid Have these stupid ideas Anytime someone goes I don't mean to demean women or I don't mean to shit on women open your heart open your heart

Imagine watching a movie with this asshole. No he thinks that parts that hilarious like he's really trying to sell this He's like I thought of this in my head. I pulled it up So now I'm gonna explain how funny this is Johnny crotches is just like yeah, I'm not finding any of this funny Yeah, oh The fucking J man alright, so we have a you have a message you wanted to share with people yeah like like when it was all happening I So I was letting her know that I was upset. She was telling me she was upset and she said she didn't want to get too attached And then she even told me because I told her days like I'm not even doing a show right now I've given up on doing a show like my day is completely stopped by this air is not even listening

Like what's the next drop? I'm gonna play Next it's almost like you want to make light of this yeah Johnny Crutches is like yeah, I mean I had a glimmer of hope but like getting rid of some of my loneliness But let's talk more about blank man., or some fucking movie that nobody cares about. I might never get laid again. Yeah, but you're on steel-toe right now, so we're doing steel-toe mode. Hey, what do you think about that?

Callers, call in. When was the last time you were this pathetic? Let's talk about it. I didn't tell her it was stopped, but I was like, I'm not even doing a show. And then after that, she's like, yeah, it would have been even suckier if we figured all this out after we met, too.

I have a feeling we'd get along really, really and then still wouldn't work out that would be really hard I don't want you to be sad. I'm sad too. I hope we can still be friends though. Jesus Christ. Why is he? What is he doing right now? This is so bad. These guys deserve each other I think you might be right and this is where it gets pathetic I think you might be right and this is where it gets pathetic I Without saying too much on here. I told her that that I don't know where my my job stuff is in the in the fall Mmm, so that turned. Oh right, but that would but that's good news Right, that's what I thought too. But apparently that turned a um, she wants you to leave your daughter and move out to california

Well Not the plan we had been discussing originally is that I was going to do two months there two months here Like I'd go out there for two months Okay And I'd do my show from out there and I'd remote from out there and then I'd come back here for two months But that was on the premise of we have the week together and then in September I fly out and spend a little bit of time with her Can you imagine you're texting with a girl for two weeks and you're already talking about? Living with her for two months

Well, they they're living together all the time But they're traveling back and forth to the two different places for two months at a time to live with each other No, I can't even imagine the texting part But they're traveling back and forth to the two different places for two months at a time to live with each other No, I can't even imagine the texting part It all sounds awful. It all sounds terrible to me and we kind of test out the relationship first I'm like I I really feel like we're having our first fight or our breakup before we've had a date Oh, yeah, like she's she's repeatedly been like oh I watched back on your show. I watched this I watched that like yeah great You got to know me through watching my show. I don't have a show with hours of content of you to watch like I have That's so sad like she knows him, but he doesn't know her anyone to get to know her better

People in the chat are speculating to get a catfish Chicks these probably Bruce Don't worry about two video calls That's it and I was very excited and I was very happy and then that person decides apparently because I'm not wording things right or because my plans are now up in the air that I'm that she's suddenly a booty call and I think nothing of her and replacing her with a stripper is apparently like Fucking Jesus, but anyhow, so my point was

so I was saying that I Show no shit and I was the one who talked about rug pulling so You know, it's hot. So anyhow, she's like she's like I told her like I I'm hurt and I don't know what else to say So she's like you don't have to say anything I'll leave you in peace and so I didn't text her

She's like I'll leave you in peace and I'm like, that's the end of it Then and I don't know how much longer I don't know the time between then and that but then after that I didn't text her she's like I'll leave you in peace and I'm like that's the end of it Then and I don't know how much longer I don't know the time between then and that but then after that I get another text message Maybe the future girl does everything to show you she cares don't tell you she's your last resort And drop her like she ain't shit Assuming you like her again. I didn't drop her like she ain't shit I didn't like something better came along what what was the better I simply The stripper so again, and that was the I'll leave you in peace and then that so she does that a couple more times

And then the last one was a wash man I figure you'll make it this all final tomorrow when you talk about it, so I'll say my goodbyes now Sorry, it didn now. Sorry. It didn't work out. It wasn't my intention. I still really like you. And then that comes to tomorrow to today. Clearly I made the right choice. You don't give two fucks about me. You just wanted a free vacation. Wow. That hurts. Good thing. You can just replace me with a stripper one. It wasn't a free vacation. I was going to reimburse at least half of your fucking hotel fees and I was going to pay for everything while we were out here.

Like you weren't going to pay for anything. So it wasn't a free vacation. And I did have to kind of pay for it in a way. With my roommate being like, oh so you're just going to take a week off and not be here. So I had to juggle a lot of stuff and again I was doing all of this for you and like I said, the shitty part is I can get over the emotional pain pretty quickly of us not working out. But the excitedness I built up about spending time with someone that I liked and cared about for a week since I haven't done anything like that And I'm sorry if you feel like If I could speaking for me hello not speaking for Johnny at all I don't want you to feel bad I Don't want you to feel emotional over this. I don't want you to feel bad. I Don't want you to feel emotional over this. I don't want you to be upset Don't say things like glad to see I can replace bias be replaced by a stripper I don't want you to feel like that's the case we see where this is

I don't want you to feel like you can be replaced by a stripper. I want to make you rest assured all Of you can be replaced by a stripper Wow act accordingly didn't see that coming It's not just you sweetheart you ain't special Any stripper can replace you Wow he's I mean they're just doing it for money You know it's a work that joke really we get it actually I'd like to play my actual response to Johnny Yes, is it a movie clip? It's harsh man. Yeah Is he gonna laugh at it again the best job I ever got fired from was pretzel kiosk

Pretzel kiosk Jesus like he just wants to watch that movie kiosk Jesus like he just wants to watch that movie Tell Johnny he could go and cry to his iPhone and you watch your thing Johnny did you want to wine some more or okay? so Unfortunately, sorry that was so long But I just wanted to show you like how Aaron's responding to all this because Johnny is getting emotional

But he was really thought he was gonna get his dick wet, and he might never again. So that was like, he's like, oh fuck. Well not if he keeps doing this on the internet. That fell through, yeah I know, no shit. So just look at how Aaron is not even listening to his buddy. Johnny's like reading his phone. Like I, I'm not trying to be mean here,

and this is gonna sound mean, and she's probably gonna take it mean, but like if you're, if you're really this like this like oh my god about everything this early we we like again and i'm not trying to belittle what we had sure we had not yet met them in person erin starts reading the chat okay because that's what erin does he doesn't know what to do so he just says like what's everyone saying right now about Johnny Crutches Wow that's like that's like I said apparently was very very into me and apparently our relationship had gotten way more serious than I realized over

the phone and I didn't say the right things to convince her that that was a possibility. I don't blame her for not, if she feels like it's gonna be, I'll say this first and foremost, if she truly thinks she's gonna come out here and it's just gonna be a pump and dump, so to speak, even if it is a week long vacation of fun, I wouldn't blame her for not wanting to do that. But

again, it was like I couldn't, there was no way I could adequately express or explain. That's not what's going on here. I too have hope for things the way they're going to develop, but we have to meet and hang out to test this out a little bit before. Yeah. Annoyed Wawa Supervisor, Johnny, in these trying trying times Wawa is here to support you in your now ex lovers honor We will be discounting robot roblox gift cards by 22% at all locations Hashtag Wawa cares Not funny

Why would my roblox look they're just trying to tie in a store promotion while also honoring you. Yeah, they're not funny. That's why you don't sit there and read the chat all show long. That's why you should actually have something to say to your buddy who's going through it, obviously. Because, like I said, this has been going on and on. We're already over 18 minutes in to this discussion that they've been having about this girl that he talked to for two weeks and now he not gonna see yeah, and won't meet yeah And I was excited to finally have a date to bring to a comedy show so

That wrapped into one and now so yeah when it when it all came tumbling down around like 1230 ish I was like yeah, I'm not doing a show I had just in general apparently a rough It wiped me out in a way that I didn't expect and so yeah triple really felt Triple n tells you forget about this stupid bitch Johnny. She's manipulative and cunty Let me guess I wouldn't agree to calling her a stupid bitch as for being manipulative. I Wouldn't say that she's not manipulating me in any way. Don't't bust her balls for that it's an inherent fem feminine trait it's not her I just Aaron really hates women

well after being rejected so many times who can blame him time to drive to her house unexpectedly and with two tickets to skank faster So sad I thought I could bring a date to a comedy show no oh my gosh right there I've been like all right, let's talk about this offline. You know what I mean like it sounds like you're going through something Let's finish the show and then let's talk or something like that, but Aaron just is milking all of this for content. He's in full on steel toe mode. He doesn't recognize his buddy. Just like the last time Johnny was crying on the show, he doesn't recognize that he needs a minute. He's going through something emotionally. And so then Aaron decides to expose the fourth wall. Wow. This is some amazing information. We didn't know. I think any girl that's with someone who does a show, just don't listen to the show.

Like just don't listen to it because it's a performance anyway, it's a show. If I was like this all the time, I'd have nobody to hang out with ever. Like I'd have no friends. This is why Aaron sucks and he'll never understand this, but it's because he's not, he's fake, he's not real. He's not authentic in any way and he'll never understand this but it's because he's not he's fake. He's not real He's not authentic in any way and he's explaining that I have no family

I'd have not like this is this is a guy being a raging asshole like I'm not well, I'm not like this I'm putting on a it's literally called a show. I'm putting on a show I don't give the internet the the me. I give the internet a performance version of myself that I think will be entertaining. Wow. It's barely a show. But life is imitating art, Aaron. Well, Robin Quivers made the mistake of saying this. I'm playing a character on the Howard Stern Show. This isn't the real Robin Quivers. And she got beat up for months over that. It's like, well, what are we doing then? We're just playing roles. We're pretending to be different people on the show. Like as an audience member, I hear that. It's like, well, what are we doing then? We're just playing roles. We're pretending to be different people on the show. Like as an audience member, I hear that and I'm like,

I'm out. What do I care about this guy playing some fucking character? If you look at all the people on radio who were embraced the most, like Artie Lang, like Jim Norton, like Anthony, they were embraced because they were genuine. They told you what was really going on in their lives. like Aaron, like Anthony, they were embraced because they were genuine. They told you what was really going on in their lives. They were, I mean, not with the heroin stuff with

Artie but he's pretty upfront about what his lifestyle was like and was just himself when he was on the show and so I just wanna end this little presentation with another clip of Performative Aaron because as we've seen, Aaron does like

to ratchet things up for the show and behave in a way that no human being ever would in real life. Snigger Niggerdly says, please address April's cringy, shameless, sympathy harvesting Instagram post about some little girl who died a few years ago was this Devon's relative to deflect from the drug charges. No! She is not using that little girl's death to deflect from her fucking felony charge. Oh, that is shitty. So he has not seen this Instagram post.

He just read a comment and this is performative Aaron. No one would react this way. Like it's okay to put a post up on Instagram remembering someone who passed away or something like that. Doesn't matter if you have a felony charge for cocaine or not. You would still have feelings about people and maybe want to communicate them. I personally don't do that on social media, but teach their own, especially considering the things she's said over the years.

Oh, that is dog shit. But what an asshole. She lost three step kids because of her drug abuse, and then she helped lose five other people's kids because of her drug abuse. And she's going to talk about someone being neglectful in the death of a young child. There was a toddler. I can't believe she would use this, but this is somebody else's family, not hers. Her ex boyfriend had a sister who had drug problems and her kid died on her watch and there was no conclusive, you

know, criminal charges or anything to what happened, but April insists that the mom or the boyfriend had something to do with it. I can... We call it the Clapton. No, I get it. Just go... I can only go by what April's told me. And she says, well, it's because she was on drugs and drugs are awful and drugs are horrible

and drugs are bad and drugs are this and drugs are that. She's fucking hurt so many children because of her drug use and now she's going to use a dead kid to try and deflect. Well, I can see why he's so upset about this then. She's hurt so many children with her drug abuse. The kids. The kids. Oh, he's the worst. He's the least authentic person.

Yeah. From her fucking felony charges. He's the least authentic person. Yeah. From her fucking felony charges? That's fucking disgusting, dude. That's really gross. Because don't even tell me if he was on the other, like that side of the coin, he wouldn't be doing the same thing. Oh, of course.

He would totally be doing that. But also this idea that her posting, whatever she posts on Instagram, is going to somehow make people forget that she has a felony charge or deflect from that like the courts aren't gonna be like oh She knows a kid who died. I let's not you know, let's let this one go Well, we'll do a nice little plea bargain with you We didn't realize like Instagram has something to do with this pending court case She has for felony possession of cocaine or whatever it is That actually does upset me on a not performing

for a podcast level. The fact that you thought you had to say that tells me it's a lie. That's fucked up, dude. Oh my god. This is hearsay from a comment. Right, just a single comment. He hasn't seen it. He doesn't know what it is. And yet do I think that he's still very upset about losing April? Yeah, it seems that way He seems like he's not over it I think that's part of it But also no one to respond this way to someone be like you see April posted something on Instagram what she's putting shut Instagram Who does what? Girlfriend he does have a girlfriend slam piece slam piece right so what is who does he her? I thought he had a girlfriend. He does have a girlfriend. Slam piece. Slam piece, yeah. Right. So what does, who does he care?

So why does he care? I don't know. He's so involved. He's so invested in this stupid thing for some reason. I never played that card with her. I never got to the point where I played that card with her. The little girl. I hope she didn't use the little girl's name in her post and use the name for sympathy. What was the difference? Who cares? Yeah.

Yeah. Well, so it's like she didn't post her name then. Okay. It's okay then. But like there was going to be a time in a fight where I was going to be like, what would so and so think of you right now? Knowing what she went through. Oh, did you hear that? There was a time when we were in a fight that I was going to pull this ace that I had and I was going to say, what would so and so think about what you're doing right now? She was also a drug addict and then her kid died and look at you doing all this blow. What do you want your kids to die?

The key was ready. This is guys an asshole. I would, you don't say any woman. That's why he said, if you're the host of a podcast, women shouldn't watch that. People who want to date you. Yeah, this is exactly. If you see this, you're just like just like oh you have thoughts about what you're gonna fight about before you fight about it that's chick shit no offense

Wow that honestly dude that's a new low if she did she really do that snigger because I would snigger niggardly know about that? Did she really do that I can't even say the name Using that poor little girl to deflect from her felony charges to the water pieces shit from her felony charges That's a Nick Reketa level move right there. She, I told you, God, I'm tired of being fucking right about these people. I told you she's little Nick Reketa now. She's a little manipulator, sociopath cult leader person from my Instagram post. You got all that and alleged Instagram post. He hasn't even seen it.

Well, he's sick of being right. Who can blame him? Must be really tiring being right about everything all the time, Aaron. We feel for you, buddy. That's rough. I wanted to check in real quick on an old buddy of mine. So Howard Stern is in Italy for the summer with the Kimmels. You know he takes the whole summer off now from the Howard Stern show and there's been some photographs taken of him.

You know the one where he's wearing it's not a cowboy hat But it's a similar style hat Cardiff Put out a tweet saying he turned into dot and I miss kind of got like 30 million views on this tweet it's incredible and viral and Apparently also I don't study this stuff, but apparently Howard has like a man bag That he's using it's's a satchel. Like gg33 or? Yes, that's what I thought of when I heard about this. And when I think like, oh, Opie's using a man bag, I wonder if Opie has a take on that. Like that's my first place I go to. Like what's Opie going to say? Longtime

rival of Howard Stern. Howard doesn't know that, but long time rival of Howard Stern. He's probably got a real hot take on the stupid man purse that he's got. Howard Stern ended this presidency. He's the one that asked Biden directly if he'd debate Trump all downhill after that. Yeah. You know what? Then you got to thank Howard Stern for real. I hate Howard Stern and he looks ridiculous in Italy with his stupid cowboy hat and he's and he's walking around with a purse I didn't search out the the pictures they searched me out meaning a whole bunch of you sent me pictures of Howard

Stern in Italy with the Kimmels he's walking around like a big dork with a stupid cowboy hat he's got the fucking AI thing again These AI things like there's actual photos of this. You can just show that You have to show an AI cowboy The old west dork with a stupid cowboy hat on Allah Don Imus and he's and he's and he's he's wearing a purse It's a man's purse. No, it's a purse Yeah, but LeBron. Yeah, I don't care It's a man's purse. No, it's a purse.

Yeah, but LeBron James, yeah, I don't care. LeBron James is six foot nine and scary looking. If he wants to wear a purse, no one's gonna say a word. But that big dork Howard Stern wearing a purse, it looks ridiculous. This is a purse. Yeah, we got it. Yeah, it is.

You got duped into buying a purse because you're fancy panting night and you walked into one of those dump stores and they're like, hey, look at this. You go to Italy, you can put all your stuff in this. It's better than having a fanny pack. No it's not. More AI. Because now you're walking around with a purse.

It's a purse. So bad. It's a purse. Good stuff. Good stuff, Obi. He works for Big Purse. Yeah, wow. stuff. He's up. He works for big purse. Wow. So his take on him having the satchel is that it's a purse and the joke he came up with was it's a purse. He said it four or five

times. I don't know if you caught it. I was talking a little bit. So maybe he missed it, but pretty good take. You got to give him that. And then Opie does a Biden impression and I've not heard Opie's Biden impression until now. So brace yourselves guys. Biden's got it. You got a life. You got a life. You got a life. I ain't going anywhere. The latest video he's about to kiss his woman, right? Because he thinks it's his wife and his wife panics and goes, Oh my God, and runs onto the stage and gets it as gets in his face like this. And he goes, Oh, and then he realizes that, uh, you know, the woman he was about to kiss wasn't his wife.

What's wrong with that? Well, we do the present. You get some perks. It's part of the job Pretty good Biden impression though, huh? Really, I felt like I was right there with him. All right. That's all I have I just want a quick Opie thing just to check in and see what he's up to people been asking me What's up with Opie? Killing it is what's happening. That's what's up with Opie, correct? All right. I talked about this yesterday on point dabble point. We have to get into this interview The first thing that I want to do here is people have been asking about bloody ass the sign that we've been using sometimes to Introduce the segment so I have the full version of bloody ass here and

I wish there was more to it than this unfortunately This is all we get but maybe they'll make an extended remix at some point. Oh Good stuff guys, who are they Hannah looks great? That's where she ended up So that's the the full version of bloody ass you can find that on YouTube or wherever you get find bloody ass music All right, we have a new parody sign that came in for mr. Magenta and at the editor Combining on this one one of the greatest bands of all time. Top five, easily. Twisted Sister.

This is called We're Not Gonna Pay Him, because as you know, there's been kind of a movement about not giving John Super Chats anymore. So they were inspired. No super-chessors thinkers He'll shit his pants to take the tarts We're not gonna pay him No, we ain't gonna pay him Let's not fucking pay John anymore Oh It's so kind to say dead your lives are never indeed Bush in your luck and getting so Hot streams he's drunk and faded boring said

Retardation if that's your best, you are so screwed! Blow, blow your nose! So gross! Don't nose! No more! You are not that famous! No! You're big and deramous! You're not fucking famous!

You're a whore! We're not gonna pay him! No! We ain't gonna pay him! Let's not fucking pay John anymore Mr. Magenta and Ed the editor coming in. We're not gonna pay him. Bravo. Well done. Oh I hope to see you at Devil Con. Mara Hwasa. I'm gonna fall but the fall, my god.

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Gotta love the promo made by OJ, the great OJ in the morning, Sunday mornings on OJ's channel. Thank you for putting that together for DabbleCon 2. We're looking forward to that. So John just had a different type of episode this week, which I'm all for because the reruns I'm getting a little annoyed with. I can only watch the same Marsha Marsha Marscia episode of the Brady Bunch so many times. I'm like, all right, I got it, you know? So, John finally had a guest, Michael Caputo.

This is Pat Cooper's son. And they did a bit on the Howard Stern show 35 years ago that was called All in the Pat Cooper Family. Pet Cooper's family did not get along well, and so they put together this whole bit They got this guy Michael and Michael's sister to call in they recorded on his audio They put together this bit in fact the beginning of the interview they sit down and watch it together or listen to it together They found it up on YouTube after that. They're all excited like ah, what do you think about that? I got brings me back man. Those were those were good times was so fun How long did it take him to find it on YouTube? Oh that took a minute? That was funny, too

I've too many clips, but that was funny too because John goes on let me just find easy goes no I email it to you He's like yeah, okay, okay. Oh, let's see. It's right up. No. No that's that's dad one day and hold on He's incredible if you never had anything fucking ready. So after they play that and, you know, Michael's very excited about what the Stern show did with that audio. And my grandmother, Pat's mother called him last. And they pieced together, edited together

and they made a parody. I don't know who made it at Howard's show. I don't know who. Oh no, it was us. It was all of you guys, right? Yeah. It's genius, it's genius. Yeah, I mean I didn't have anything to do with it,

but it was Howard, Jackie, Fred, Fred and Billy West probably. Yeah, the talented ones. Yeah, yeah, all right. I like that John's first instinct is, yeah, it was us. He said it was the Howard Stern show, and then you wanted to take credit, then you realized, oh shit, I can't take credit for that. I had nothing to do with

it and it reminds me of when John talks about all the shitty writes for the Tonight Show or wrote for the Tonight Show and he's constantly claiming he was getting all of these bits in and jokes and all this stuff. Somebody recently I think on Dan was anonymous I saw this they went in and they analyzed the actual credits John's been given for this night show and over the ten years It was something like seven total he actually has writing credit for like yeah, you have writing credit John, but like Once a year I got something in on a daily show Just because you were in the writers room doesn't mean you were like writing jokes

You're just there when something funny was written. He was probably annoying everyone if I had to guess, just based on. He had a good run. Are you gonna finish that? So John introduces Michael, Pat Cooper's son coming on and he's like, I'm excited to have him on the show because it's Pat Cooper's birthday today.

And that's the significance of this. And today was his birthday, correct? No, July 31st is. Oh, okay. This show, this parody and this Howard Stern show, August 8th will be 35 years since the show. Jesus. 35 years.

So after you had that lunch, did you ever talk to him again? Not until about seven years before he passed away. And was it amicable? Well it was. It was facilitated by somebody. Who? You really want to know? Yeah. Can I bring her on?

Yeah. Now I want you to watch this. So Michael had this all orchestrated ahead of time. He was all excited for this big reveal He's about to do he is gonna he's sitting next to someone who's a blast from the past for Stuttering John he's met her many times watch John's reaction to this. Hi John remember me. Hi How are you? I actually feel for John, because I've had this happen to me many times. Yeah, wow, you're here.

Neat. I gotta watch that again. This is the most embarrassing thing. Yeah. Hi, John, remember me? Hi, how are you? Nice to see you. Nice to see you. The last time I saw you was probably 2013. Went out in LA

with Jackie. He took us to the Leno show. Remember that? Yeah. So yeah, so I'm his stepmother. Oh, wow. Wow. Look over the chat. He's like, what the fuck is going on right now? A different kind of performative job. Yeah, he doesn't know what to to do this is this is bad. His lip was even quivering at one point There's no what am I doing? I'm not ready for any of this. I love the fact. They couldn't look up pet Cooper's birthday He had that wrong. This is just the basic shit job a little bit of prep. Oh, it takes So he asks her a question question so she dated Jackie Martling

and then she married Pat Cooper so the reason why John knows her is from the old stern days but then even more recently as she said they went to the tonight show and visited John when he was on this night show so he spent time with her and John asked the question who was funnier he dated Jackie and Pat who was funnier and this is an example Pat. Who was funnier? And this is an example, we haven't seen this in a while because he doesn't do these interviews, where John's completely trying to oversell the interview. Like if you laugh really hard at a response, it must mean that it's hilarious and everyone's having a great time. This is how Opie feels about radio too. It's like if everyone's laughing, it must be really funny. Of course. Who did you find to be funnier Pat or Jackie?

Well do I really need to answer that question? Do I really need to answer that question is all she said and he lost his mind over it. Like I feel like a better response would be like well considering Jackie's still alive. I guess you answered that You know Right for that. He shits on Jackie, of course That's his favorite thing to do and when I tell you these two people were hostages Because John just wants to talk about John stuff and I teased this on point double point last night that

John is constantly consumed with the devil verse. He's constantly thinking about it. So they're talking about this private event they have for Pat Cooper that's coming up in New York. And listen to what John says. We're doing a private event here in New York. I'm sorry you won't be here at the Italian American Museum which is reopening.

Oh nice. And Vot Piscopo is co-hosting it with me and Jimmy Webb's wife, Laura Savini. I might even be there because I have to file a counter. I got to do a counter lawsuit against some lunatics. So I might be there. Next week? Oh, it's next week? Well, it's on his birthday. Yeah, it's going to be on-

July 31st, Wednesday, next Wednesday. Oh, okay. Yeah. If you're around next Wednesday, just pop in john. We'll be there. We'll let you right in I might even be there because I have to file a counter lawsuit. It's like What does that have to do with anything? I might be in new york. You have to explain why he wants them to be like, oh let's go out with your laws I'm glad you asked. So this guy this guy vincent bessie Just like jesus chubb um, and this. We're gonna have a lot of examples, but John likes to say he's in Mensa.

He's a very smart guy. He's very astute. He also has the memory of an elephant, he likes to say. And so I want to present to you some evidence that that is not the case. Is your last name Caputo? My last name is Connor. Still. John Connor. Emily Connor. Actually, that's I didn't even realize that's how stupid of a question that is. So Pat Cooper changed his name to Cooper from Caputo.

So she married Pat Cooper and her name would be Caputo? How is that possible? It doesn't make fucking sense. And who cares? So she married Pat Cooper and her name would be Caputo? How is that possible? Does it make fucking sense? Who cares? Is your last name Caputo? My last name is Connor. Like that would be like if Jen's last name was Hitler.

It's like no no we changed that to hamburger. We're done with that now. We're moving on. Still. John Connor. Emily Connor. Emily Connor. Yeah. With an E. C-O-N-N-E-R. Yeah. I never changed my name. So can you retain that information is my question to you guys. I

mean this might seem a little facetious but I'm wondering do you think because that's part of IQ. Yeah. Is they'll like read you a story and then they'll ask you questions about details in the story and whether you're able to retain information or not is part of how high you're right You've already proven that your long-term memory is fucked up because you didn't know who she was when she showed up They you they told you who she was so how's your short-term memory doing? Let's watch this at the end of the interview Thanks for coming on all right John. Thank you as fun All right, John. Thank you. It was fun. We appreciate it. We'll talk to you.

All right. Bye. All right. And Emily, I don't remember her last name. Emily, what's your last name? Well, it's Connor. But everybody calls me Emily Cooper now, so I just roll with it. Unbelievable.

Holy shit. He couldn't retain that information. Connor, he even did the Schwarzenegger thing like that. She'd like get it in there, right? It went in it just fell out the other way. I really did everything falls out of his head He's so stupid he should know by now how to cope with these things if he insists on going online, right? Just say that was Emily everyone. Yeah, I leave it at that nobody cares Nobody gives pet fuck pet Cooper's widow. Yeah, Emily right great great. Does have her hot this

We all remember her name. He doesn't have to remind us He was so confused or what the relationship was and what was going on because you're single, right? He does Too much But of course he asked her if she's dating again. Oh my god, it's ridiculous. Icky. Oh, and then he's reading the chat.

So a lot of this interview is him reading super chats. And in the super chats they go, did John hit on you back when you guys used to hang out in New York during the Stern days? And she's like, yeah. Anyway, and he goes, wait, does that mean I did? She goes, I don't know know which means yes, of course Of course he did All right, I'm probably in the grossest way if she still remembers it. Oh, I'm sure I'm sure so these are two people Michael and Emily

No, John before John became devil verse John So they must be thinking like what the fuck is going on because he's just reading the super chat Just chip at me my shitty internet provider things looks Pat Cooper was a better father than me got it got it got it Face he's like You can tell that flustered him. Michael's face, he's like, what? What the fuck is happening? They don't know what's going on. This is a super chance of coming off saying,

that's not my D or whatever. All right, so you can tell he's flustered. He's like, all right, so he's trying to get back into it. Of course, John starts making it about him. And I'm happy that you got to end it on good terms. Right, right. It's funny, while I listen to how Pat never attended any of your graduations and anything, I'm sitting there going, I've

attended every one of my kids track meets, soccer matches, you know, and then, you know, and then and then you have the other way around where you know, like, right, we got it You're an amazing father. His father wasn't that great. I got it John So then a super chatter brings up Shuli and nothing triggers John more than the word Shuli man. Does that fuck him up? Here's the question from Hunter Biden's crack pipe. Thanks for the fiber

All these guys are you know, they have all these crazy. It's okay let them ask anything they want their own open dancer. Mr. Caputo has Julie agar tried to get you on the show. No I don't know who she laid your is. Nobody does whatever you do don't go on Pat hated him. No no you know what it is. That's what I was telling you in the car earlier Michael I you, I guess I had mentioned like a month ago, I'm going to have Pat Coop his son on and I'm very excited.

And then Shuley, who did like, he did a stint on Howard Stern, but he didn't do anything besides weighing the excrement of two fat guys. Jesus, John, way to put some context around it. He did a stint on Howard Stern. He was on Stern show longer than you were. Yeah. But all he did was just excrement, you say.

And then surely who did like he did a stint on Howard Stern, but he didn't do anything besides weighing the excrement of two fat guys Wackpackers, but but then he was trying to get you on the show to stick it to me and No, I don't even know who the guy nobody contacted me John except you you're the only one that contacted me Oh, he was duped again. Yeah, and we'll stick it to you right now Such a fucking idiot that somebody reached out and said oh She was gonna get on that guess you said you're gonna get on his watch. Oh my god She was doing it again to me. It's like now they do you you're an idiot

You know what the fuck is going on sure it wasn't trying to book Michael Caputo Buddha's got some Norman fell by yes totally going on I don't know why he would start reading super chats while he's talking to these people Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me Peter's wrinkle. Thanks for the five bucks Michael can John borrow 12.5 million dollars Explain what I'm talking about it. We put some contacts around this you build a pyramid around yourself alright, so John starts explaining the devil verse as if it's a brag There's an entire online community that continues to expand like the universe does. That's just goofing on John.

And he's talking about this like, can you believe how famous I am? There are about 22 shows every single day. Every every hour of every minute of every second, whatever. Every minute of every second. That's incredible. He fucks a lot of things up. But that might be one of my favorites of all time. Hour of every minute of every second, whatever that are doing shows watching me and commenting about me, you would think I was

De Niro. I mean mean all they do is watch me It's like Michael Emily. I know i'm fucking compelling, but I didn't know I was that compelling I mean how the fucking I mean I must be the Fuck that other guy. I am the most interesting man in the world I made a big mistake saying that John was interesting I made a big mistake. that John was interesting. I made a big mistake. He's very excited about that. But how do you react to that?

Like these people used to know John. They know about show business. The one woman's dated comics and stuff. Married to Pat Cooper. And John's going, yeah, there's these shows. All they do is talk about me 24 7. Uh huh. Okay. You used the term hostages earlier. Yeah, there's these shows that all they do is talk about me 24 7 like Uh-huh Okay, you used the term hostages earlier

More and more like better keep smiling get me right right all right so and The funny thing is is that Michael thought this was gonna be this big reveal and John was gonna be like holy shit Emily I had no idea you married pet Cooper. Oh my god This is amazing. And Michael's all excited because now he has a stepmother and he has family again, he didn't have family, he's bragging about how her mom's still alive, so he has a step-grandmother and a step-aunt,

and he's talking about all this stuff, he's all excited about it. John doesn't get it at all because John explains, you know, he doesn't remember Emily, but he remembers getting her tickets to the Tonight Show. And he explains why he doesn't remember her specifically. See, like, I gotta tell you, I got so many people tickets into the Tonight Show. So, you know, I, I mean, I must have had like

people on the guest list, every fucking show people would ask me and I'm, and you know, of course, I would go out of my way and do that for people, you know I remember hanging out with you like you and Doug Goodstein and the group way back in the early 2000s You know up on the Upper West Side is John Luke there were that joint and whoops So jobs going listen, I we got a lot of people into the tonight show. So I apologize I don't remember you. She's like no we were friends. We hung out Yeah, I know without you guys said remember this place over that place and she goes on to explain

Multiple events that they were at together as judges going. Oh really? Drink all those memories Also the the way he fits in that brag about I was looking people up with tickets Yeah, but that was when he got demoted to the box office Very possible, but I'm pretty sure Andy Cartman if I'm wrong when you have a TV show the tickets are free You just want a live audience. Yeah, you're not charging people to go see the Tonight Show John's acting like yeah, I got these people in kind of on the guest list Great job

Never been to Vegas and they're like, hey hey you want to come watch a TV show yeah but thanks for asking asshole all right so now more comments coming in more super chats and some gay bashing going on here now I should mention Michael is gay Michael Caputo is a massage therapist now there's anything wrong with that, but he's also gay. If anybody wants to find me, they can find me on YouTube channel. Just look on the Michael computer author. No, I think this guy's accusing you.

And I don't, you don't have to, don't be mad at me, but I think he's saying that you're gay, which I don't want, you know, I have two gay kids. No, I, yeah, you have two gay kids. I don't care what they say ab a problem with it. My mot a problem with it. My grann have to say that was a rea have to put that one up o

it about him. I have two But John makes it about him. I have two gay kids. Do ya? Yeah. Cool. Cool stuff. I wish Michael said they sound like losers. Yeah.

They sound like a bunch of losers to me. All right, so apparently, so why did John Travolta talk on this? I was coming from the commenters because I don't know if this is true or not, but the commenters are saying that Michael is responsible for outing John Travolta. Oh, and Michael does a whole story after this, but this is how this starts. Well, this is even worse, but I don't know if this,

did you know John Travolta at all? Yeah. Okay. Yes. I know scandal about him. I didn't know him personally. Yes. Scandal. That's what they saw all that stuff on the internet. Yep. So here is, the daily news. So here's Julie's manager at Piggly Wiggly six to the fiber. Don't forget to ask Mr. Caputo about John Travolta trying to S S a him. I don't know what that means. Also, how big is Travolta's crank? I never worked on Travolta. I was a licensed massage therapist at the Peninsula Hotel. I never worked on John Travolta. But when John Travolta came to the Peninsula Hotel with his wife

and kids one floor below, he would always request a male therapist and he always tried his shenanigans. So really all around the country on boats, on cruises. So he would try to come onto the guys and try to do inappropriate behavior at places like that. And five, I didn't know that Travolta is not straight. Okay. Let's just get that clear, but I'm not outing him and I didn't know that. Travolta is not straight. Okay, let's just get that clear. But I'm not outing him and I never worked on him. So I you know, I don't know how his crank is really an other men out there do

know. But what does SA mean? Such an idiot. The commenters have better questions than john does because he's zero research doesn't know anything. He doesn't know what sexual assault is like an idiot and he just leaves this it comes back again later and He has this whole explanation for what John Travolta was up to

but what John wants to talk about is Jackie Martling of course and John wants to talk about the Jackie Martling is a big meanie, but genie, and he's so thin skinned, he's such a hypocrite. I didn't like what he said. You know what's funny, you say that, Emily, because that's the thing, Jackie has a problem with me now, and it's only because I was saying, I called him a snora,

because a friend of mine had hired him, and then Jackie was asking for a spa day for his girlfriend and first class tickets and then per diem. And the guy was already paying five grand to essentially hang out at his party. So I called Jackie Shnura, Jackie got so mad at me, he don't talk to me anymore. Yet he could trash me all the time. It's weird, it's like he got cranky in his old age. Ha ha ha!

He got cranky in his old age. Good stuff, John. Very funny. Do you guys remember why Jackie doesn't talk to John anymore? It's not about being kind of a snorer. Yes. It's because John blabbed about health information that Jackie didn't want out there.

And he's like, oh, I don't want to deal with this person ever again, wise. And John has revised history yet again. All I did was say this thing about him, just goofing out and I called him a name and he'll never talk to me ever again. I still think it's so interesting that John, it's okay for John to just tell all kinds of secrets,

but these tapes have really got oh yeah That's very illegal. We did talk about that on back in the past Also, John yeah the snorer thing another example of him just saying what Howard has said just ripping off Howard Stern And that was Howard calling John a snorer correct Yeah, he said someone is paying for, you order lobster just because you can. Yep. And that's John. And that's John. And this thing that he complains about with Jackie, where the guy hired Jackie to come out and do a gig and Jackie was like, hey, can I get spa day? Can I get

this guy? That's normal negotiations. The guy could have said no, or how about this and not that. That's how you negotiate. And John has latched onto this thing and it continues on with the That's how you negotiate and John has latched onto this thing and it continues on with the the Jackie bashing This is Jackie's way. He Jackie can't get out of his own way and and I talked about that in my book It's a shame because I love Jackie. I'll always love Jackie, you know, because he was a great guy But this kind of shit like he he could trash me all the time and then I trash him and he goes and then he and then He then he writes me off. I'm dead to him. It's such a hypocrisy and I am Michael the hypocrisy police You guys trying to relate to this this conversation is off the wall their reactions are the best

It reminds me of that twilight zone where the people are at the kid that Can do anything wants party and they're like they're going from oh Everything's great John to horrified by what he's doing and saying like no Jackie is the problem Fun watching things dawn on them. Oh This person is psychotic. Yes, John, you're right. We like it when you call out other people and say that they're the hypocrite. That's good. That's good when you do that.

All right. Let's see if John can make other things about him. Put it to me. You know what I mean? I'll tell you what. When my daughter came out to me as trans, we had a wonderful hour long conversation. And at the end of the conversation, he said, dad, as liberal as you are,

I couldn't imagine this going any better. And that really touched my heart. He's incredible. Could you imagine you have an interview with someone and you're telling anecdotes about what an amazing father you are? Only John. He doesn't realize that this is embarrassing and it's not what anyone else does.

And it's tough for these people. They have to sit there and be like, oh yeah, I know you're great. That's for sure. And then John starts trying out his material on them. Watch this reaction. You're talking about reactions before? Watch, he gets nothing for this one. And then I'm like, wow, all of my kids are like, their dad, they all like women. Because my youngest son is a boy. I guess. By the way, he's on his way to Harvard, free ride.

All right, let's get another brag in there. So, I think the joke that he told to Kate Meany was like all my children are like their dad They all like pussy that hits a little bit harder than they all like what we're gonna say. They're like, uh-huh So You'll notice that when Michael was talking about his YouTube, he said that his YouTube page was like Michael Caputo, author or something like that. And he brings up over and over again that he's written three books. John never is listening. I think it's going to take transgender another 20 years for people to finally accept that. You agree?

Um, I don't know as long as you got these phony ass Christians around the counterfeit Christians around I just wrote a book about that. I don't know because these Christians are the ones that are really make the problems So you would think John Beck. Oh, you wrote a book about that. Tell me about your book You're interviewing this person Let them promote something John goes right into an anecdote about a friend of his who said that if their kid was gay, they'd send him to a conversion camp. And it's like, is that really a thing?

Okay, if you say so, but this isn't about you, sweetie. Ask the guy about the book, cause he just brought that up. Let's get into more super chats, come again. Okay. Yeah, so this is what I do for a living now I mean there are a lot of shows now trying to stop people from super chatting me, which is so Egregious like I would never tell you know people to not super chat others

But hold on a second John has said many times not to support this program I don't know why he was even supporting that program. You guys should stop giving him patreon. He sucks This is what John does and then he acts like I'm above all of that I don't know why Kevin Brennan's not people not to super chat me he just like I would never tell you know people to not super chat others, but if you ask me the people that listen to these shows and and and Take their oh Kevin Brennan said don't super chat John and then they don't well, then you're fucking cowards I don't want anything to do with you then anyway

You know What are we talking about right now? They don't know. Yeah, you know now we don't his life is so fragile The fact that kevin brennan can go out and show up back. I don't think you should super chat john Let's stop super chatting john and And he's just like, you're destroying me. What are you doing? Like, can't run out of that much control over your fucking life, you idiot.

How did it get to this, John? Is it because you have zero talent? I think don't. All right, let's get back to Michael talking about his books. And he plays them all over the internet because I did write three books. And a lot of people make this nasty comments

Michael's trying to relate to having haters John is not listening. You'll notice his eyes are off on the chat every time That he's written books because there's never a follow-up question if I was interviewing someone and I don't thank God I don't want to do that for a living interviewing someone and someone brought up that they wrote a book or they're in a movie or Whatever project. Oh, I didn't know about that Tell me about that. Yeah, that's why you bring it up as an interviewee I'm surprised John hasn't brought up the fact that he wrote a book Well, right cuz he's not listening right? Yeah, he would have made it about oh, I did that too

Common courtesy in any conversation just say oh really like a back-and-forth not just correct You say this and I'm gonna tell you all about me now Nope, so so John here is that cuz the guy goes yeah, I have some haters online. I get it and John goes Yeah, but my haters are worse. You should see what they say about me and they attacked my kids. They attacked my mother I mean, it's non-stop and you know and and then if I retaliate like I have it, you know, Kevin Brennan the comedian Yeah, so he starts calling my mother, what answer gets us out of here and starts calling my sister and ugly Danny DeVito.

Right. Why does he keep on perpetuating this? He's such an idiot. He acts like that's the worst thing you could do. And he's the one who says it over and over and over again. What do I do? I just show a picture of his beautiful wife that she posted on Facebook. I didn't, I didn't say anything bad about her. I said, wow, Kevin's lucky to be with this beautiful. I saw this on Uncle Rico. Michael looks down at his watch right here. He's like, what are we, what are we doing? I know those are the faces of two people that will never talk to him again. Yeah. Oh, they'll never talk to him again, but they are definitely being held hostage here.

That she posted on Facebook. I didn't, I didn't say anything bad about her. He goes ballistic and now is going to freaking mission to try and take me down. You know, and this is again, like Jackie, these people can dish it out, but once you give a little bit back, it's like what did I came with you did that to me? Yeah, isn't it amazing John everyone's terrible except for you. Isn't that crazy? How does that happen? How does that work out? It's it's unbelievable that only you would have to deal with he needs a friend so bad I guarantee as soon as this interview is over. She's gonna say to Michael. Do you think he'll remember the invite that we? as soon as this interview is over, she's gonna say to Michael,

do you think he'll remember the invite that we gave him? Definitely not. Well, he won't. So I'm obviously I couldn't pull all the clips. There's so much to pull on here. But after that, he goes on to ask Emily about Jackie's penis size because of course he does. He's obsessed with other guys' penises for whatever reason. Well, I know the reason, but then he talks about,

so somebody gives him a super chat like, Hey, tell gay Michael Caputo how you use an F slur when you were talking to Kate Meady. So I spread this out because it's too long. But listen to John's excuses. Listen to him explain this. None of the things to be explained. He could have just been like, Oh, that's bullshit. Anyway, moving on. I think that's what you do. This is, okay, now check this out. No car sound.

Thanks, Viber. Did you know recently Johnny called the guy, the F slur for drinking an espresso martini? Now keep in mind, just in my defense. What's the F slur? For gay people. Faggot, faggot, faggot. No, not the one, not the one right. Faggot, faggot. No, not the long way.

Fag? Yeah, so what happened was, I'm talking to, you know, Kevin Meany, the comedian? Yeah. Kevin Meany was a famous comedian who left his wife for a man, and he had a daughter.

And the daughter was getting bullied by all these people in this dabble, or as we call it. And I was white knighted, and I was trying to defend her. So we used to talk on the phone, and I was 15 beers in, and you know, took and eaten edibles and she said I'm one for like espresso

I'm artis now at the same time. I'm watching fast times. There is my wife I'm right in the middle of it. It's right after Sean Pence character goes those guys are you know, and then the f-word so I And I said the effort now that was just to be funny and it was a private conversation She taped me without my consent California two-party consent state State and she and she gave it to the shows that hate me. And so now there's, oh now I'm anti-gay. Oh give me a... Now they're trying to move you into a homophobe. Maybe you got two gay children. Just accept it. This guy's always off frame too. I know I'm getting nitpicky. No, I want to address what was just said. But John insists on having that vertical style to his video. He could easily fix this once he brought on a second person

to interview. So it seems like someone's stranded to do some explaining he had a lot of different excuses He had 15 beers. Mm-hmm. He was trying to be funny. He was eating edible He had an edible he had just watched fast times at Ridgemont. Hi, that's the worst excuse for anything ever Yeah, he's rewriting Things that didn't happen. So it's not even history but he was saying I must have been doing my Spicoli impression before now he's watching it while he's on the phone with her. Right.

So it's horse shit. I'm just like going along with the dialogue. Yeah, because you have to. Close caption on and just read along with it. Gosh, I've watched that movie at least 50 times. I don't use that word. I was watching Djangoango unchained over and over Spicy

He's so stupid so there's no follow-up question from these two they're not just like oh What are you gonna do about that she recorded your car, but John decides he has to go into talking about the lawsuit But it's just like how horrible Emily for someone tape, when you're trying to help them, tape you, and you know why she did it? Because this Shuley guy orchestrated, had her do it, because she didn't like that the Shuley show, we're making fun of her looks, she had a big chin, so she made a deal with them, if you stop making fun of me,

I'll tape John when he doesn't know it. Who the fuck does that? And for these shows to play these calls, which by the way, I'm suing them, but for them to play it, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, how, are they trying to destroy my life? Cause I'm also a school teacher. I don't know if you guys know that. Last year I taught full time science and drama.

That's, that's a lie. Drama. I've never heard that one before. He has talked about that. Yeah. Last year. So that would be 2023. He taught full time. Let me think. Cause maybe at the beginning of 2023, had that long-term substitute job. But the way he says that, like he's a full-time teacher, he wasn't. He's a substitute. I'm also a school teacher, I don't know if you guys know that. Last year I taught full-time science and drama and I announced my homeroom students on stage

a combination. I announced my homeroom students on stage. There isn't a credit that will get by this fucking guy. There isn't a single thing you can do. I used my signal when I turned right. Yeah. All right. Yay!

You've brought this up several times, how exhausting it is being his friend. And these people aren't even his friend. No, no. And they never will be now. Oh, no. They look exhausted already. They, no, and it never will be now. Oh, no Lost it already. They had no idea what they were getting themselves into it. She was when she got on she's like She actually asked a follow-up question and I can hear Michael be like don't ask me to have I know stop

Probably not because you know, it's a product conversation, but maybe you can and he's got my life You're prolonging it. You're prolonging it. You're prolonging it. You're prolonging it. You're prolonging it. You're prolonging it. You're prolonging it. You're prolonging it. You're prolonging it. You're prolonging it. You're prolonging it. You're prolonging it. You're prolonging it.

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You're prolonging it. You're prolonging it. You're prolonging it. You're prolonging it. You're prolonging it. You're prolonging it. You're prolonging it. You're prolonging it. dumb, this repetitive, but John, this is what his life is now. Anyone who we can talk to, he's constantly calling Dabbling Dan and Dirty Deeds and whoever else are his friends, the legend, I don't know. He's constantly calling them and talking to them all day long about the shit-wear and Lady K and can you believe Brennan said this today on MLC? It's like, John, you got to remove yourself from all of this, buddy. This is bad for you What are you doing and no one else wants to hear it from you anymore? It's too much

Everyone's living rent-free this guy's fucking mind. It's crazy But this is very good news. So is he though. This is very good news because Because he's moving you know, he's in Florida now he's made the move although. He said he's going back to LA in September What yeah, I don't know I can't figure it out Maybe it's to be in show business again. I don't know I've got to get rid of his couch, but yeah I know he's got to get a new couch to stay in That's being shipped to our house as we speak. Oh, God. I don't want that I heard that by the way Yeah, I don't want that here. I

like Like the horse's head and Godfather. You wake up, you wake up with that next to you. Leave it in the garage. Nope. When you least expect it, expect it. All right. This is really good news for America because John is, you know, he lives in Florida now. Well that's the other thing I'm planning on and at some point I'm gonna run for Congress Because I think I could beat the guy in my district

This is why John's the greatest little call about time Because King Cobra and Chris Chan never thought they would run for Congress and win There's there's just too much footage of you being a doofus on the internet and John still thinks like I could buy beat this guy It's black Republican that everyone loves my heart disagree He's so stupid bad. Well. I hope he does. I'll be runs for Congress. That'd be great. I mean I do hope he does he won't win So Emily brings up Quentin Tarantino. Big mistake. I know. I was exhausted with this. Don't worry. I think I sped this one up too.

When I'm on the Tonight Show, I wrote a lot of cold opens, which is like, you know, in SNL, like that sketch when they say live from New York and Saturday night. So with the Tonight Show, we have a 30, 40 second cold open. If one got approved, I got the most in because I love to write and direct these actors. So I got to work with a lot of actors. So me, I think this was me and John Kenny, another writer We wrote one for Jay and Quentin Tarantino So I say action, Quentin goes his lines

And he goes, he just goes over the script and goes for a minute and a half And I go cut, I go Quentin So it's only got 30-40 seconds, he's like okay John And then as I'm walking out the room I'm going I can't believe Starring John is directing Quentin Tarantino What a charm life That's some script he has, like he told that story verbatim How we've heard it many times before.

They didn't ask, Nope. Have you met Gwyn Tarantino? I'm glad you asked. No, none of that. What the guy talking about his fucking books? Chad, it gets brought up again. Travolta gets brought up again

and his books get brought up again. That's when they called me, wanted to do an exclusive interview with me. If I knew anything about Travolta's inappropriate behavior. I said I would. I hadvolta's inappropriate behavior. I said I would. I had just written my first book. I figured, wow, I could tell them my father's Pat Cooper. I just read my first book and blah, blah, blah. I never added John. Everybody knows who John is. Now let me ask you, Tom Cruise is also. That's when I wrote my first

book. Yeah. what about Tom Cruise? Jesus, John, you're not picking up on any of these hints. This guy's trying to promote his books and John never picks up on that because he's such an idiot. It goes back to more super chats. Selling John is lying. Surely he's beating John with everything. No, he's not.

Suck, suck, suck deep, joke hard. Thanks for five bucks. Michael, did your mommy buy your house like John's did for him? She didn't buy me the house. Oh Michael like wait no my other words these guys think that my mom bought my house I don't think this is a guy this looks like a female the picture here is a female on there Yeah, but the name is suck deep choker Think that's a woman right there John. I don't think you're understanding what's going on with this super chatter

Don't want don't enter this world you will not like it Michael But you've been on here five times already. Yeah, and he starts asking John like why are you reading these chats that are? Insulting to use like well, they give me five bucks Literally says I say all right. Well, if they give me five bucks said who am I to say anything? Let's get into John's writing credits. Well, guess what? I wrote for Howard Stern, Jay Leno, the comedian Jeffrey Ross. I wrote for Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and all the people at his roast, including Bill Walton. I wrote for Stephanie Miller. I wrote for Bite Size TV.. I mean, you know all those cold cold opens I was writing jokes for all those people. So fuck you

That's pretty impressive actually it really is Now they're just they're taking pity like no. No, you did jump very high. I saw you jump in the pool No, we're watching you jump in the pool. You jumped very high. That was great Jump in the pool. No, we're watching you jump in the pool. You jumped very high. That was great What a splash you made yeah Wow Don't forget your floaties really impressive cream of dual jibar and bite-sized TV Wow Amazing his credits Pro football our wrestling after Jay Leno man. Wow that takes a plunge off the cliff

Michael are you like what the fuck is this are you like this is so weird they they pay you to insult you what is this it's like your jaw's dropping like i can't believe people pay you to fuck with you John when you're done with the interview like where you put this do you do you It's like your jaws dropping like I can't believe people pay you to fuck Yeah, John when you're done with the interview like where you put this do you you post this all over Facebook and everything? No Just for the members and I put it on patreon just for the members and we do you know because You know, I'm giving it away free live But after that if you want to watch it didn't got paid for they're watching this guy we do because you know, you know, I'm giving away free live. But after that, if you want to watch it, you gotta pay for it.

They're watching this guy have a mental breakdown, read it and sounds like, what is this? What are we doing? Chad? I thought you invited me to be on your show. And Michael asks when you go into an interview that went right over John's head, he should have said, well, I, I could never get a job. So What interview what interview? Alright, let's bring up the books yet again. Let's see if John's paid attention. I'm retired now And I'm working on my father's legacy and I'm just an author of three books and John's not listening and it doesn't get brought up again He keeps bringing that up that he wrote books and John just refuses to address it

It's crazy. We'll do it for you Michael Caputo has three books Never says what the titles are I don't know what they are John will never find out This is the most embarrassing part of the interview This is the most embarrassing part I Don't think Pat ever talked about me, right? Because I'm not a famous comedian, if you will. He talked about the show a lot. Yeah.

Did Pat ever talk about me? Of course not. Just let that breathe a little bit I don't even know what to say John, what are you doing? If anybody should be embarrassed it's him He's such a narcissist He really thinks that like when he's not around people are just going

Where's John? Is John going to be around later? I hope so I miss John Pat's reaction to John was John's reaction to Emily Okay Thank God for Emily for saving that yeah, she thought quick. Oh well you love the Stern show So you talked about being on Stern show she seems like a very nice woman. Could you imagine a little too nice? Pat Cooper who's known for his temper and temperament and like you think he's sitting around going That's a very good guy

What a great comic he is One more clip from this interview But anyway guys, thank you for coming on and I hope to have you back soon And if you ever want to come on to plug something feel free to just you know You back soon and if you ever want to come on to plug something feel free to just you know Books John, we really appreciate you gave us a lot of time today You gave us a lot of time today, which is translated to we're exhausted between your brags I was able to talk a little bit. Yeah, this went on for over an hour and a half this interview

It's brutal if you ever want to come back and plug something Do you get now? Next time we could potentially trying for 90 minutes Mary Beth is here. I just let me play one more clip that I want to bring her on I want to catch an alien we have important things to do today still I know we're going along Alert the affiliates. I apologize. I didn't get to this yesterday on point Dabble point after these two leave John addresses the lawsuit the 12.5 million dollar

Lawsuit apologies to Lucy tight box who studied this and wanted to talk about it We never got a chance to talk about it on point Dabble point yesterday There are other things I want to talk about first of all now you all I know you all know about this lawsuit Mm-hmm this frivolous lawsuit that Vince the lawyer has done in retaliation to my ethics complaint. Yeah. So that's a big thing right there. John filed an ethics complaint with the board to try to get Vince disbarred as being an

attorney in New York state. Bad move. Otherwise. John, you done fucked up, brah You know what I'm gonna fight Vince with the law No bad idea. It'd be better off with a sword Now my ethics complaint is sound He tried to unlawfully

Try to gain unlawful entry to my house accuse me of drunk driving played a video Alleging that it was me. I've seen that video where he's leaving the club He's leaving the 10 year anniversary the Mexican place. Oh the keychain party the key It's like a key party No one has sex or any fun Yeah, so he's leaving there and You know he's seemed drunk when he was on stage with the band It was only like an hour or so earlier than that and so

Vince was speculating that maybe he was swerving a little bit went the wrong lane or something He was just putting some diagrams into things. None of this is illegal. You can speculate away You can watch the footage you can say looks like this looks like that, but John thinks that this is all sound driving over traffic Lights and stop signs and I had driving over traffic lights What do you have kit? I'm in a rocket fucking idiot that footage, i downloaded it and i saved it through clipgrab

who cares how you saved it and all of that will be played in my counter lawsuit against mr. Imbessy. I talked to my lawyers today, pro bono. Yes! Mr. Imbessy's tactics is to file a frivolous lawsuit against me.

So I'm going to file it back. To drain me of money to pay for attorneys while he filed from his own law firm. What he doesn't know is I have very close friends other than the guy that called Bob Levy, who I had some words with yesterday and last night. Yeah, so the first attorney he got to stick on all of us turned out to be a dud. Because as Shuley and myself,

Bob Levy all in conversation with him over the phone, we explained to him what a piece of shit John is and so the attorney went, hey John I'm hearing you're a big piece of shit. John went, fuck you! You're supposed to work for me! Don't take that aside! It's like no, I'm just, you know, impartial. Relay information. Yeah, just impartial here and I'm just realizing that you're the problem in all

of this but what's great about John and maybe this isn't a great connection but it's similar to when Aaron Imelt would tell us that every show was a great show and he's amazing and April was the best co-host ever and then April goes away and he has to admit to doing drugs and not getting any sleep and he's like those are bad shows. John's doing the same thing with like I know I said I had an amazing

lawyer. That wasn't an amazing lawyer. I had to get him out of there but my new lawyers, those are the amazing lawyers. Oh but you're lying to us that but now okay. So now, this is the truth. So, going forward, this is the truth and we should be scared

of this attorney you have. Okay, good to know. I have a lot of attorneys that can't wait to counter sue. They can't wait to cash your checks. I have a lot of attorneys. This is a guy, I think I brought this up the other day. I don't know if it's the OJ trial or what it is where people think that like you have to have

multiple attorneys to intimidate someone. All it takes is one attorney. If I get one, yeah, if I get one person suing me and there's one attorney attached to it, like, ah, fuck. I gotta deal with this shit. I don't care how many attorneys there are. is he just talk about this to try and get to convince? Vince of something he's got nothing else. Yeah, I mean he doesn't know what to do Why is he online saying it but what Vince doesn't know? Oh

Thank you for saying that because before The guest showed up he goes. I'm talking to my new attorneys they're telling me not to talk about it so I'm not talking about it you know never someone brings up 12.5 or the lawsuit he's like I'm not talking about been advised not to talk about it and now he's out here right here fucking just talking about it I have powerful attorneys and I'm gonna count as soon it's like these are the things we told you not to talk about John specifically you're not intimidating anyone you're not gonna scare someone out of suing you.

How do you not realize that at this point? Yeah, but it's pro bono, so it doesn't really count. I know, he's so proud of himself. You're not gonna get the best attorneys. You're gonna get, bucka bucka bucka bucka bucka bucka bucka. Because what the lawsuit is about is flawed. I'm not gonna tell him how many flaws are in the paragraphs. Who cares how many there are, which ones is the fact?

But it is flawed. And it's all in retaliation by the ethics committee. And I was advised, I mean, the ethics committee is not allowed to advise me, but let's just say they understand it's a retaliatory lawsuit. That's all folks. That was more porky pig than anything he's ever done.

That was impressive. So, retaliatory, retaliatory, revenge! Oh my gosh. Come fall, Nancy Grace is going to have her hands full with this on Court TV. Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait for this lawsuit. I'm so excited about it. I can't wait for the counter suit. I'm gonna have popcorn I'm gonna be front row what channels that can be on over there. We're traveling oh My zoom recorder will be live broadcast tickets for this

But don't worry I know a guy So we should be fine This is just incredible. I John's not understanding that Yeah, he did fuck up by trying to do that thing to Vince But he also posted that Vince got him fired from his job teaching and therefore no one should work with his law firm Which was not true. He lied and he tried to take money out of Vince's pocket. Oh you don't like that John unless you do it then it's all well and good but when you tell people they shouldn't be Vince's clients. I was allowed to do

that I was pissed. I had a retaliation. I had 15 beers. Yeah, I'm not an edible. I watched a movie about court Let's bring on Mary Beth Rosie Mary Beth good to see you. Yeah, you're in a different location today than normal Looking but I'm in my office. Oh Looking wrong again Carl. No, I always see a door behind her cuz usually Brian pops out of the door at some point Okay, well great to see you. Have you been? Good, then you come into dabble con too. Yes nice Mary Beth Rosie and Brian will be at dabble con to voice looking forward to that looking forward to hanging with you guys again

Be just like hackamania without the fun and excitement Way to push it. Yep. You got it. All right. Are you ready to catch an alien with us Marybeth? Of course. I love it Let's do it Cardiff is as is on vacation. I feel like he's avoiding me you think card is avoiding you. Yeah, he's never on when I'm on Well, he's on vacation. He card is avoiding you. Yeah, he's never on when I'm on well He's on vacation. He also wasn't on be dead when live today, okay? So don't take it personally, but he did send me this for the Wednesday show, and I didn't use it so now we're using it Okay for the Saturday show

It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien Are you ready to play? to catch an alien are you ready to play to catch an alien and then and then you see that right and then they're worried about climate change they're worried about electric cars they're worried about all this stuff but they're not worried about so what if Putin's wrong and playing a game and China does want to fuck us up

we're gonna go up against China I hope they're doing something in Antarctica. Yeah, because My ex-wife's son is in the Marines right now and he's getting out Yeah, and I thought he'd be in there forever and he said this is crazy. He's like, this is just a bunch of pussies Yeah, he's like that nobody there. There's no He said when he first had gotten in there was structure You know there was structure and this and that and now if you get in an argument and somebody goes in them fucking Marines And says bullying or or he did this He's you know, he's got to go run like

27,000 miles or he can't go do whatever he needs to do or ask to do it again Over bullying. What are you gonna do in Afghan? You know, what are you gonna do in another country? You get what are you gonna cry bowling Anthony? Yeah, and I do the way they're shaving the military now It's not really gonna need a conventional conventional warfighter anymore because they're gonna use AI I mean, they're already kind of really fucking side the way court came by fucking PT gear That's right. Come on. Oh, yeah So do you think they they have something ready to go to replace? individuals I

Mean you would help right? I hope you got some type of backup plan as you let in 10 million gazillion people What do you think what do you think is with the Chinese people coming through the border? What did Tommy say next? Oh boy. Here are your choices. Number one, I hope they brought egg rolls. Are they rice backs? Oh no. Oh boy.

Next, how did they get here? Four, I've never heard of an illegal Chinaman. And lastly, do they cost less than Mexicans? Oh my God. To catch an alien. Wow. Very good stuff on this one. I want it to be rice bags, but it won't be.

I'm going to go with next. How did they get here is my answer. What do you think, Andy? Trucker Andy? That is your real name. I'd be astonished if it's one or B, but I'm gonna go with four illegal China man All right, Jenny jingles. I was gonna do that, but I am gonna go

in the chat lastly Hmm cost less than Mexicans. Yeah, Mary Beth. I was thinking mmm, mmm, cost less than Mexicans. Yeah, Marybeth. I was thinking Lastly too. Okay, you can you can stick with that. No, no wrong answers until there is a wrong answer Producer Chris I went with four. Oh Wow, okay. So a lot of people on four couple on lastly. I'm on next Let's go

What do you think what do you think is with the Chinese people coming through the border I've never even heard of like an illegal Chinaman should have gone with it number four you should have gone with that a lot of people to chat got it right I got it wrong so cut this part out and pose have you like you know you hear illegal Mexicans, whatever I remember like anchor babies You know what I mean? Yeah, come over and they just have a kid and then that's like now they're the kids are residents So the mother can't leave and it's just like now the family continues to multiply right and they got 17,000 very good Chinese restaurants, you know, but that's not in Florida

Shit fly you gotta go up north for that restaurants you know but that's not in Florida not far now there ain't shit fly you gotta go up north for that China legal immigrant it was always you know whatever so do you think what do you think is with that and our government I think it's it's I think it's just padding the numbers I feel like I've heard all of that before didn't he do that maybe Maybe he just say in the same conversation with these guys I definitely remember that no good Chinese restaurants thing Before on this show card if are you sending me reruns? Yeah is recycling That's all for this time come back next time to find out if you have the good northern Chinese food enough

to catch an alien no MSG Good dog He has fun well there you have it it sure does Well there you have it everybody another round of catching alien a lot of people got that right. I'm jealous I get so jealous She should be with me We're gonna hit some net news get caught up on what's going on on the internet and the different places people talk about who are These podcasts we'll be back to read some reviews and listen to your voicemails

right after this right after this. Internet news with Lucy Typebox. From Facebook, sent you B show Mopines. Digibro is greater than Missy B. Mike Mara defends. Missy is sharper than 90% of the co-hosts. Leo Sherman. The narcissism stuff can get a bit too dry.

But otherwise I like her a lot. She's great on point dabble point. Lee Cohen posts a pic of herself with Julia Fox's book and writes, I live for a celeb autobiography. It's my favorite genre. Carl was right about this one. It's even worse when I'm reading it myself. Travis Wilson, what the fuck happened to her face? I haven't seen her in a couple years and that's a lot of plastic surgery to fit into that time frame. From Patreon, Mr.Trey Peacock writes, people like Missy B when she's just having fun

and talking shit. For the love of God, no more of her dumb ass boring armchair psychology lessons. I'm starting to hate her because of all that nonsense. Empty daily with the rational, look, she's dating Kumia. We're lucky she's old enough to go on the computer by herself. Simon Lindberg proclaims, I think I've figured out people now thanks to you guys.

Everyone's either definitely a narcissist or maybe a narcissist. And from YouTube, Chris Green shares, I hate how some of these shows hold back on John. If he could ruin their lives, he would do it in a second, and then brag about what he had done. His smugness makes me cringe. Hark Belial, he's stealing catalytic converters with Chad. That's why his shirt is dirty. Too many commenters to mention are naming trading places as the film

Stut Joe was referencing. Congratulations guys. Mountain Man. You know if John mentions a movie it's been on a free streaming service recently. Night Melendez Queweef shows good taste I always do the South Park goth kid shuffle when I hear the bloody ass song J. Ray gets libelous and Slanderous you diss John but praise Shulie. Come on. They're both horrible wannabe comedians Rod Harding makes a strong point those recordings are not going to ruin John's life We all know who he is. These tapes just reinforce it. Christopher Blue sums things up. Dude, what an exhausting existence of nothingness. Landrew offers,

John lisps because of his two fake front teeth. He uses Carl as an excuse to cover the times he lisps. Toegunner from the rooftop. F Carl and his sympathy for SJ. Play the tapes. Mighty horse concurs. Boo! Carl, play the tapes! Just do it! And Trigavelli plays us out with, I don't know how a man can call another man gay yet dye his hair. A lot of good points being made on the Net News this week. Thank you to producer Chris

and Lucy Typebox for putting that together for us. I like to get caught up in what people are saying across the internet. Marybeth Rosie, of course, Marybeth has an OnlyFans. Yes, I do. You can find that at OnlyFans.com slash Marybeth Rosie. Marybeth Rosie. And if you want to see a sneak preview, there's some photos up on our Patreon that you can check out Thank you for donating those two are these podcasts. We appreciate that Do we have some new reviews that you can read for us? Yeah, there's a couple here. I can read It's titled review. Okay, good. I know what it is

Carl is a son of a motherless goat I know what it is. Carl is a son of a motherless goat. That's a three amigos reference if i'm not mistaken Is that a five star? It is a five star. I love it. Thank you very much for that. Okay, and then this one is titled if rock bottom had a podcast And that ray de vino does have a podcast had a podcast and that does have a pod Is that the whole thing no, that's just the title okay? Oh wow and then hit the actual review is fu bud

Alright, I'm gonna guess that's a one-star review. No, it's a five-star. Oh good. Wow look at that You guys are fooling me with us very good Well, thank you very much Marybeth Want to listen to some voicemails with us? Yeah, sure. Let's see what the fine folks are saying and by fine folks. I mean Paco. Yeah, what's up? Carl is Paco, you know saying anyway, I was you know, I used to feel bad for Joe Mattarese But after watching this recent episode, you know saying it's like this was a great a lever you know saying and lever just means bitch made anyway shout out to mr b i see you guys later peace peace peace paco i know what he's saying yes i i know what you were saying you don't

have to keep asking curls frosted tips calling into the show. Hey Carl, it's your Frosted Tips calling. Listen, you've been embarrassing me lately. Stop saying you got a note. Nobody writes notes anymore. You got a text. You got an email. You even got some notes signals. You didn't get a note.

Please stop saying that. You sound like such a boomer. You're just frosted. I love you. I love you more than a friend. The reason why I say note is because I get communication through a lot of different channels You sound like such a boomer. You're just awesome. I miss you. I love you. Love you more than a friend. The reason why I say no is because I get communication through a lot of different channels and I

forget which one people send them to me on. Whether it's Patreon or email or Discord or X, Facebook, the list goes on. And you can also send me a message on Discord and Facebook and Meta and X. I should write that down GG 33 got some comments, you know 33 guys didn't really believe anything is saying for a while. I was really not catching on on me in any way They start talking about deportations and I was like hell. Yeah, let's go, bro All right. Bye. He didn't get based on

Just like hey what Trump becomes president fuck all you Violent yeah, what does that mean right here? Is it your thing? Oh, so we heard this in the net news But someone else picked up on this John was doing that in Prussia. He's like what movies this from? Oh, yeah, and just made a gross face and noise. I'll say great minds think alike. Cause it sounds like Kumi, I kind of got it. But yeah, what John was doing, what movie is that from Dan Aykroyd trading places. He's dressed to Santa Claus and sitting in someplace public, but he's just pilfered is totally down as luck And he just pilfered a buffet. I believe he's pulling a salmon

From underneath his beard or out of the Santa Claus costume, but yeah, that's Dan asteroid from trading places. I remember Can't believe I got it. All right, let me show you that's one of my favorite movies I love that we've watched it many times and I did not pick up on that at all I don't think that was a good impression. No, he should have used a fish if he had the fish I mean we could smell it if you're in the room with them. That's true. I might have triggered me I would realize I'd probably get walking in envy before I got that right All right. I think this caller called in

Who was not caught up on the show? You know Carl you're not gonna. You know, Carl, you're not going to go see no no effects. You know, you're a little buff buddy and you are going to get a $89 motel off the intersection there. And the only thing that's going to be taking effect is his semen in your butthole. Oh, people are saying I don't agree with that. But good luck with your top. We did see no effects. I brought evidence because people like you with your top. A lot of people are saying that. We did see no effects. I brought evidence, because people like you. Is your butt okay?

Don't believe me. God, speaking of butts. Hey Carl, can you put that bloody ass song on Spotify or something? And it's been stuck in my head for like three days, which is for producer Chris. Alright, bye. Because I got a bloody ass At the time I spockets are we dance? Mary Beth we leave up. What's the better considering John sign to start this segment? Is it?

Gagia or bloody ass I am I'm not a big fan of the bloody ass Okay fair enough you guys remember when we were playing cringe of the week and then Dick Masterson? Yeah, but the overlay of my face Fucked it up the first time dick masters is him. God damn his name dick master son's Impression of Carl was spot-on. He sounds kind of like Skeletor we're having burgers and dogs for the weekend thank you fuck you bye all right thank you yeah I do love Dick's impression of me it's very funny that you're gonna say burgers and dogs yeah

I'm hungry too me too all right all right we're almost through these guys come on voicemails ago a few more times over the horizon line. We'll be there Bruce Chris course hello, I was kind of curious listen to the last episode about you Getting taken down by stuttering John per usual and I was thinking at this point when they do take downs on YouTube Do you just have like a prompt like a script that you just blank fill the episode and whatever so it just sounds distinct every time because it's the exact same bullshit every time it's fair

use and it's transformative and it's just like still stuttering John's name you just fill in the episode and what was copyrighted or whatever the fuck he says right and if you do do that, I'm curious, what's the threshold of how many times he does this before he would actually be damaging you and it would be worth you to do like a really tiny lawsuit, the stack on top, the big lawsuit? That'd be funny as fuck, that's all I'm saying.

Just to bother him and make him sweat a little bit. I think this was actually 60 seconds. Go fuck yourself Yeah, that was too long. So to answer your question Yes, I do and I've actually sent it to other people requested it like Carl What do you how do you respond to these copyright claims? So I have like a whole script that I've written that I paste into YouTube and say this is fair use Here are the reasons why and I explain all the reasons and so I did this with the recent John take down The video is still down. I put in a counterclaim with that information. It didn't even get back to John

You should just said no, we think it's a copyright violation. I know it was on so so annoying. I'm sure it's a robot I don't know. It's not like a person read it so I could fight it. I could go further with it, but I saw who was I talking to the other day? It's like it's like it's gonna get a ton more views like it was up for five or six days Any YouTube videos gonna get the vast majority of its views the first five or six days This is the emergency episode about the song. Yes. Yeah, I played his music. I saw fucking socks. Who cares? It's on our feed I mean you can find it. It's a mini-sode on the WTP feed if you want to listen to it But I think I just have to open up a rumble channel I just gotta get that going

Posted on the rumble channel people know they didn't see it because I do have the whole music video on there, too We just go to the Wild West and post it on there a lot of people check it out We just probably somebody to do anyway just get a rumble channel going so probably do that. So you win this round John congratulations, but I agree with you I agree with the idea that's like at a certain point like how many times can someone just go around striking everyone? For copyright violation when it is fair use dude. How do you not know this by now? But whatever the robots beat me. It's like Terminator Fucking robots beat me this time. It's just like Terminator The guy in Tommy T show or no it was Tommy T who goes so

How are we gonna fight battles in the future like AI or something? Hey Carl, Jerry in San Diego. Hey Gary. Well it's Wednesday and I'm listening to John interviewing Michael Caputo, Pat Cooper's son and I guess Pat Cooper's last wife. The amazing thing about the interview in addition to him not being prepared, is that 60 to 70% of the interview was about John talking about himself. I noticed that.

It's amazing. It's just the world's shittiest interview. You got to listen to it. It is truly stupendous. Anyway, rock and roll. It really is incredible.upendous. Anyway, rock and rolla. It really is incredible. And then the next day he came out and he goes, yeah, I'm probably the best interviewer in the dabble verse. No, he didn't.

He's swear to God, I put it on the point double point yesterday. Oh my God. He's... I haven't gotten up. I'm not caught up yet. But this is how delusional John is. Like he can't even comprehend the fact that he's failing at everything. It's crazy if uh Switch was ever flipped

And he saw the world for the reality that it is I can't even imagine what that would be like for him. Oh, he'd be bald if in a corner. Suicide devastating Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Call it green land. Yeah, he's got he's got he's got his kids that don't talk to him anymore to live for Producer ch, come on. How dare you? Oh, this is bad news right here. Oh no.

God, Carl, our worlds almost collided. That's when I heard you and Drew and Mike. Psychist training used to be in my neighborhood. Yep. And I do not live far away from Boatworks. Shout out to Boat Works, Brian. Hooking me up with tickets to Corey Feldman, me and Brandon got us a car.

That was a lot of fun. Boat Works in wherever that place is. Detroit. St. Clair Shores, something like that. But you missed something in that neighborhood today. What's that? Because today, Thursday, just down the street from boat works

Which is like harper in between 10 and 11 miles on harper between eight and nine miles closer to me There's a liquor store That had an appearance today By hulk hogan what no, that's right, buddy He was in town. You could have seen him fuck but also I want to say great minds think alike You are so you know what another phone call Love the show. Thank you very much. Thank you for showing restraint. Yes, very good

How Cohen drank he made a beer? It's called like American beer stuff like that Wow. I want that t-shirt American beer. Yeah. Well Alright, this is exciting Vinnie was at Target or something this morning Okay, he texted me he goes you want one of these and he had a brand new Hulk Hogan action figure I was like, yeah, and he got me one. That's not what I thought you were gonna say But he's gonna go right back there fuck the bills house get that out of there Are you up there?

So great minds think alike. I agree with you 100% fact. I've been saying the same thing It's either gross negligence or if I like to call it willful neglect. It's probably willful neglect. Yeah But I think it's awesome that you and I think alike. You know who also thinks it's awesome when people think alike? Oh, Nazis. Oh, and woke dad. Oh, all right. Yeah. Good

point, sir. Mary Beth, your take on the Secret Service and their failure with the Trump bloody you're taking on the Secret Can I get a little security? Can I get security? Cause now I got a bloody ear. So I did a show on Wednesday. I didn't announce this well and I forget a lot of our Patreon viewers and listeners they only know stuff we put out on Patreon.

Cause we have a main feed that's free that everyone can listen to. So on Wednesday I went on the Drew and Mike show. Well the Drew Lane podcast is called now Drew Lane Show. And they allowed me to do my own WT p episode on there as part of their episode so it's about an hour long We went through three different segments Corey Feldman woke dance entering John and I put that out on the main feed of Who are these podcasts, but I didn't announce that I was doing it that way and I never posted anything to patreon So that's on me. I fucked up and people didn't know what's going on. Well, you did tease it. I did. Last Saturday's show.

Okay. I did say I was going to do a show with them. Yep. Okay. Hey, Carl and everybody there. I was listening to the latest episode and I know this will be a lot of people calling in and complaining like, oh, there goes Carl again, just talking about bands and playing clips and all that stupid shit. instead I'm gonna complain about the ending of that episode What a fucking jarring way to just end an episode and just fucking just not like not even like alright That's it for the show after music. It was just like nope fucking end of the thought and then just nothing I thought my fucking podcast player broke or crash or something. Don't do that next time idiot

Yeah, I saw that in the summer. I saw that too. What kind of ending is this? I honestly Trusted mark and Brandon to put that together for me So they gave me the file and I upload it out of you know how it was just like the last it just ends Oops, if you want something done, right you got a midweek show, right? We got a midweek show when I was traveling when I was busy in Detroit without my magic mind It's going through a lot guys. You had to watch Corey Feldman without magic mind. Yeah I mean I still had a great time Roche Lady K doesn't care about people who give him money money before funny Sorry Roche. That's my bad. I fucked up. I appreciate the support everybody

Let's see here. Oh John fuck in Like John Huh fucking fucking hell. Oh it is John Good impressions sounds so very fucking sounds circus midget called him the wizard of Oz I Like that line turbo 7049 calling into the show This calls for W ATP this is turbo 749 let you know Carl's a cunt Thank you for that should we we call you back? Or I don't want to spoil it but he called in with that phone call for every show that I'm on. So

you'll be hearing a similar voicemail on the creep off WATS WATB. Good stuff. So speaking of Tom So speaking of Tom soy Today's Tom Sawyer is Drew Wayne Cuz that fucker got you to read ad copy on his show Oh, what the fuck is he gonna have you paint a fence white next? Let me show see Drew couldn't be nicer and more generous But I was surprised when he's like I I call you read these. It just got up and watch. I was like, okay, it's kind of fun.

I hear those ad reads all the time. So I do know what I was talking about. Uh, one more voicemail. Yeah. Pittsburgh dipshit here. It's kind of crazy. I'm surprised with, uh, Tom Myers with, with like one president getting strong in the head and the other one like

shitting himself and dropping out how's he not made any good jokes recently I should check in on him sometime see what he's up to. Peace! Yeah you know when I got that voice I'm like I should probably check in on Tom Meyers then we had way too much stuff. I love too. Lucy said the same thing she's like about how is he not commenting on Biden dropping out of the race? assassination attempt is like Over here top barters the rest of the world. We're off this week. You fucking idiot. What are you John Oliver? Off and everything's gonna fucking happen. I'm are

Do a show you idiot. I think of the onion headline Comedians can't figure out what to do with Viagra. They come up with an angle So I guess the point is is that we haven't prepared for today's show as you can tell we're almost three hours in Marybeth, thanks for sticking with us. Thanks for having me. Well, of course. Thanks for coming Really high Don't wake her up. I'm really high. I get it. I know your deal. We know you.

And honestly we are going to have another segment about Mike O'Mara today. Andy had prepared for us. We'll have to do that another time. What's going on with Mike O'Mara on his show? Can we tease that? I think he's trying to walk back all of his racist comments to

his former intern who's doing better than him now That's hilarious. What would shock jocks have to be like hey? I'm not a shock jock anymore like Opie All these assholes like just fucking own it you idiot or even go the other direction like Anthony, but now I'm not on the radio There is no FCC and I'll say where the fuck I want Shout out to Anthony his new book spare me. Check it out Johnny Russo. It's a Fantastic read so far. I'm always through it, but it's a fantastic read so far. I Recommend it plug for Anthony. Thanks again, Marybeth for coming on Only fans comm slash Marybeth Rosie Marybeth with an eye

Rosie was an eye too. Yeah, no Thinking about it. Oh My gosh, I didn't give trucker Andy his plunge Loki asking for that. Where can we find you? Please all apologies podcast comm also I Put dr. Steve's weird medicine up on rumble so find weird medicine on rumble now alright And I'm running out of here to go do worst of the best with Ryan. Oh, so we're gonna talk about clutches blast tyrant What's the worst song on blast there is a bad song on there?

But it's a great album mm-hmm and tell Ryan I said hi I will I've done that show before and I'm sorry to get your flag up so I should write it in my nose I mean who cares nobody you care I'm sorry to get your flag up so I should write it in my nose I mean who cares you care I'm gonna put the biggest link to all apologies podcast.com you've ever seen yeah It's gonna be so big make it bold and italic We make the goal. We're gonna put it right here right here on the refrigerator I'm gonna put it right here, right here on the refrigerator. Hahaha. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr