Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep540 - Club Random with Hawk Tuah Girl

Episode Date: August 1, 2024

Bill Maher just had one of the most awkward interviews with recent guest Haliey Welch, aka, the Hawk Tuah girl. For some reason Bill thinks it’s his job to make sure she is successful in show business. His big idea? She could host a podcast on his network. I wonder if that offer has anything to do with the fact that she’s a hot 21 year old girl.  It’s just Producer Chris and me as we try to figure out what is wrong with Bill Maher. Then we run through a number of cringe clips including Adam Carolla dealing with an extremely unfunny guest and Caleb Hammer interviewing the dumbest guy ever. We have an update on “The Life by Design Podcast” we featured a few years back, the show hosted by an anal porn queen and her cuck husband. I don’t think they’ll be putting out any new episodes anytime soon. After Producer Chris gives us an update on Frenchie Hana, we check in on Stuttering John’s latest failures. Also, John’s high school report card was recently uncovered by a listener and boy is it mediocre. I can’t wait to hear the excuses. Cardiff joins us for another round of To Catch An Alien, Annie reads reviews, and we check in on your voicemails. Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop Tickets are on sale for DabbleCon 2 on August 16th and 17th – http://watplive.com/ Tickets for the Magic Bag in Detroit on October 25th – https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide https://www.youtube.com/@cardiffelectric  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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guest Haley Welch. Now, who is Haley Welch? Great question, producer Chris. Just like we rehearsed. Hayley Welch is the hock to a girl. The very very famous hock to a girl and she's been making the rounds. I think she was on Whitney Cummings podcast in this past week. This is from two days ago. Bill Maher comes in and introduces himself. Oh hey, how you doing? And this is so bizarre to me because Vilmar thinks that for some reason he knows how a viral moment can become a career, which makes no sense. Like, Vilmar was a comic going back to the late 70s. You know, it wasn't professional back then, but he started in the late 70s, early 80s,

and then he turned his comedy into a career on television. Very different than a drunk girl in Nashville talking about spitting on dicks. But whatever, Bill thinks he understands how this works for some reason. Something extraordinary happened to you, and you have an extraordinary opportunity. And if you pay close attention today, you'll come out here opportunity. And if you pay close attention today, you'll come out here really with a lot of knowledge of how to handle this because it's very unique what happened to you. It's crazy that he starts the show saying, if you pay attention, you'll gain a lot of knowledge. I'm about to drop the canology on you. So take out your notepad. It's a weird

way to start a show. I'm going gonna teach you everything you need to know. And the entire show is like this. Where it's like you're a young dumb idiot and I'm a really intelligent guy who knows everything. So I'm gonna teach you how to live your life. And it's weird because I think Bill, he didn't prepare for this interview very much. I think he thought that he could just wing it because he's got a couple of years on this girl as far as being in show business.

And every other reason. Right, and I don't know if Bill's okay, like he seems too high. So this is why you should be listening very closely today. Because you're gonna get a lot of good advice on that. I have a feeling, I don't know. I never know what I'm gonna say because I'm always high when I do this.

I understand. You're 21, right? We can speak freely. Fair. And it's legal. Yeah. We're not doing anything wrong. You're exactly right.

I would, of course, advise always using any sort of substance responsibly and in moderation. Do you do that? Yeah, I'm pretty responsible with it. Okay, I got a couple thoughts here. Is he trying to get her drunk to fuck her like what was that whole thing? Like this is legal what we're doing, right? Everyone's cool with us. It was so apparent that he was making that

Yeah, it's statement for a reason. It's awkward that he would say that we're gonna probably do drugs and drink But this is all legal right in his defense. She does look a lot younger here than she did in the original video She's 21 years old She looks very young. Yeah to guys like us The reason why we know who she is is because she was wasted on the streets of Nashville Talking about spitting on penises and he's like well, I hope you don't Overdo it ever. No, I definitely not one dick at a time definitely not No, I suck one dick at a time. Definitely not. That's so stupid.

Alright, the first thing we have to do here as we start off this interview. So here's the first thing, now that I think about it, that we have to do. What made you suddenly famous, nothing to be ashamed of But now we have to move past that I agree Haley What's your last name? Well, I knew that I was testing you. It's okay. I had to sound out your last name early I don't expect you to know me most of the country does bitch but me. Most of the country does, bitch, but no, I'm kidding. All right, so this is like really awkward. The way that Bill starts his whole show, they

do get into a rhythm at some point, but at the beginning I'm like, oh my god, are you too high to do this right now? This is weird. And that's saying something for Bill. Right. I mean, they usually go awkward in one way or another, but this is supreme awkwardness. Yeah, because look, if she doesn't come across as nervous. Good on her. Yeah. She's pretty comfortable there. She's not fidgeting or anything. She's just sitting there like talking to him. She's kind of an idiot, but I like that. I'm okay with that. Yeah, whatever.

What were you expecting? Right. He doesn't know her name. By the way, the title card, I didn't pull this clip because it's not that important, but the title card, they spell her name incorrectly. I didn't even catch that. Her's not that important, but the title card they spell her name incorrectly. I didn't even catch that. Her name is weird. So her name's Haley. It's H-A-L-I-E-Y. And they spell it without the I. Some people put the I before the L, which is common. I found an Instagram account that has 500,000 followers. That's a fake Hley Welch that just puts the i before the l i saw one said Hayley Tua yeah right that's also her name apparently so we were both researching instagram accounts good to know good to know so he goes i don't i don't know your last name she

goes yeah i don't know your last name you probably should have researched this yeah and what's funny is later on in the conversation much later on Bill's talking about where she's from in Tennessee and she goes, well, you know, I'm I'm a redneck, obviously. You can tell. Have you ever met a redneck before, Bill? This is a funny answer and response. You ever met any hillbillies besides me? Uh Woody Harrelson. Who's that? Who's that? Oh, that makes me feel better. You don't know Woody Harrelson. No, I don't's that? Oh, that makes me feel better. You don't know Woody Harrelson either.

No, I don't. By the way, I just used Hillbilly and Redneck interchangeably, is that okay? Is Jodie B gonna get pissed at me? I think we're gonna get canceled. Uh-oh. I hope Jodie B's not mad at me for doing that. If the South ever rises.

Fucked. I don't know which side I'm on, but hopefully both will have me. I love that she doesn't know who Woody Harrelson is how is that possible? Fucking Hunger Games, and she's not that young right? I mean Woody Harrelson's been in so many movies done so many things She's got it. Oh, anyway, whatever. She's an idiot like I said, she's an idiot. That's what Bill Mars discovered do Again, I don't know if Bill's okay. He seems to really be phoning this one in like your origin story is Hawk to a It's cute, but we must now.

Move forward. Be very circumspect in how we allow people to, how long we let them play that out. And you gotta play a little hardball with this and, you know, be, you know, insist on Haley and that's why it's important also to figure out your next step. So that will probably come out just during the course

of this conversation. It's better if it just happens organically, I find in my mentoring life. Your mentoring life. Yes, it is what it is, and it's now the next thing. Because there's like so much I would love to know about being a 21 year old girl. What?

Where are you going with this? What is he doing? I am starting to blush with embarrassment. I know, what is he doing? So it starts off, he forgot he's on a show. He thinks he's her manager or agent or something. She's leading it along. Sure, she doesn't know what the fuck's going on here.

She doesn't know who he is. She's never seen him before. Yeah, but she immediately suspects something. She's like, oh, you're mentoring life. Yeah, okay. Right, yeah. It seems like you can't complete a fucking sentence. Yeah, oh, you're going to tell me what to do?

Right. Okay, sure. I don't have, she's already surrounded by people telling her what to do. Yes. Which by the way, she doesn't know what she's doing. We'll get into that too. Fine. She's lost. But Bill thinks it's the first time she's sat down and talked about this with someone. That's how he's acting. Correct. He's also acting like this is a private meeting they're having where he's just like, hey, I saw your

viral video. I think you have some potential. Why don't we get together? I have some ideas for you and then you sit down. He's like, I don't have your viral video. I think you have some potential. Why don't we get together? I have some ideas for you. And then you sit down, he's like, I don't have any ideas, but if we start talking, I'll come up with something. You put zero time into this? We're getting together? Let's get together in my basement with booze.

Yeah, right. And we'll figure it out from there. Uh, how much weed can you smoke? All of it? Cause that's how much I'm gonna give you. I don't believe you. See what happens. He just really seems to be phoning it in. That whole thing was just like, I mean, how much weed can you smoke all of it? Cuz that's how much I'm gonna give you. I don't believe you. See what happens.

He just really seems to be phoning it in. That whole thing was just like, alright, let's just talk and I'll give you advice and I'll wing it but we'll figure it out. I'm sure it'll be great. Yeah, I'm sure it'll be great. Now, this is

him like actively hitting on Haley here. I mean, first of all, I mean, you know, you're adorable. You're cute It's just it's just the way of the world. I mean you got the world by the balls when you're what? Awkward you're Young you're hot. What's that? Like that's better than being old and ugly Does that answer your question? It's so weird that he starts out was going I wonder what it's like to be a 21 year old girl what do you want to know like how many guys I fuck or what like that's weird it's a weird thing to ask once you ask your girlfriend bill she's probably not much older you know

like if I figure all of this out well slightly into his defense he there's not a lot to interview right it's like How was Nashville do it literally? They're just like do you like Taylor Swift? Yeah, yeah, I do too What the fuck? Yeah, this seems like a bad first date Where the where the girl doesn't realize it's a date. Last date with Bill Narr. I thought this we're having a meeting about my

career. No? Okay. Well, yeah. Let's get another drink. Yeah, that part's over. Yeah, that part is over. So, Bill's talking about when he goes to the south, he goes, I love the south. I love the people in the south. The food's garbage. And

he says, I bring my own food when I do shows in the south. And he was like, really? He goes, yeah, I'm only there for a couple days. You know, I bring my own food when I do shows in the south. And Haley's like, really? He goes, yeah, I'm only there for a couple days. I do a show. I bring my own food. Because I just don't, I can't eat the garbage that's in the south because there's all these chemicals and things. And he even has this little squirter to squirt,

like a little bit of flavor into his seltzer water. He's like, I can't drink cola. There's too many chemicals. He squirts the little thing. So then Haley says something about his tequila that he's drinking like well, that's probably pretty good shit You know that's that's pretty pure eight one eight. Do you know about that tequila? I do is it a high end? Yes Yeah, I had a feeling it's about in the middle. Okay, 40 50 60 for oh, okay Blanco repo Okay, well I could go then that's in our fucking,

that's, okay, it's right in there with everything else. Yeah. All right, so then this is, they have a conversation about alcohol that I found infuriating, and maybe it's just because, like, we knew of expertise in something, and the people are talking about it, don't know anything about it, like,

oh, let me get in there and explain this to you guys But anyway coming off the idea that bill only eats and drinks things that are pure all liquor is poison Yeah, what are you drinking? honey What the fuck is that okay hear me out I don't like seltzers at all I think they're disgusting But I actually like these they're pretty good They don't taste like sparkling. I don't even know what that is seltzer. It's just so it's non-alcoholic I don't can I just stop it real quick. Go ahead first off. She's right. Hi new entire amazing

Agreed I agree with her out that and they're not anything like the other hard seltzers that are out there for a number of reasons Let's find out she understands why that is since she's enjoying that beverage. Oh it is 4.5 percent. Oh But it don't taste like piss water. It's 4.5 percent Alcohol Looks like a wine cooler I Guess you could say like a watered-down wine coolers what tastes like no Black cherry like white claw is that the same she doesn't know what a wine cooler?

Yeah, it's waiting for her time. Is it like a white cooler? It's like a white cooler It's like in that three amigos thing where they go into the bar in Mexico They're like we'll have three beers or like we don't have any beer just tequila like is tequila like basic It's like beer Go great after that right yeah alcohol And and so it's like a wine cooler I Guess you could say like a watered-down wine coolers what tastes like Black cherry like white claw? Is that the same kind of thing?

Kinda but I don't like white claws. White claw? White claws. White what? White claw. White claw. White claw. White claw.

White claw. So that's my favorite back and forth this whole episode because to Haley's credit the plural of white claw is white claws and if you have an accent it's not like white claws right he goes that's white claw dummy we're not french you pronounce the s at the end of it and i actually had an iso that is my favorite back and forth white claws white claw white claws white what White Claws. White what? White Claw. White Claw. White Claw. White Claw. White Claw. Can you imagine Bill in a Chinese restaurant just talking louder?

That makes more sense. No shit. You're right. Yeah, he definitely is kind of goofing on her for being dumb and her accent and everything else. But he's going to help. The whole point of this episode is he is going to help her in show business, which is fantastic. And he's already come up with an idea. Remember at the beginning, he goes, I don't know what we're going to do,

but I'll wing it. We'll figure it out. He does. He does figure it out. You'll be shocked to know it has to do with her working for him. One of the chances that that was his first idea. I got it already. No.

What do you got? You need to do a podcast, you do it right here on Club Random, if you do it my way. Sex expert. And I'll tell, no, I'll tell you why. Wait, wait, wait. I'll tell you why. Because you need to, when you're,

I told you you were given this chip. You were given the chip of fame. Now you wanna trade that in for something that uses that but takes it to the next level. You have to like trade on what you're already known for. That's the one thing you're known for. So you could do a podcast for, like I don't know if there's anything

from somebody that age with that point of view, but it couldn't be frivolous. You have to take it seriously. What a horrible idea. So she's famous for talking about spinning on decks. Is that Dr. Ruth's origin story? Now she's going to be serious serious about sex this is Bill's big idea yeah once you once you do a show on my network of course take that chip of fame that you have mm-hmm trade that in for my sexual gratification you're reading between the lines a little bit by you might be out of something I don't know just seems so odd to me that that's what he thought when I see this girl I don't think serious talk show host no my that's what he thought when I see this girl. I don't think serious talk show host

No, but that's like Eddie Murphy doing a fucking album, right? Yes, and this girl does like to party all the time party all the time party But when I look at this girl all I think up is call her daddy. This is the next Alex Cooper Fiona with an F sure Sophia with enough enough Fiona. Yeah trying to carry a show on nothing it just shows his idea is You know like love line like dr. Drew's role on love line. Let's get rid of the comedic element Let's not make it entertaining just be super serious and talk about sex

It's like well, I don't know if that's gonna go real well Yeah, when you spit on a dick and talk about sex. It's like, well, I don't know if that's gonna go real well. So, when you spit on a dick, what type of saliva are we talking about? What's the mucus to... Right. Is this back of the throat saliva? Yeah, that's not good. Alright, so she explains that that's probably not a great idea for her. Yes, the Sex Expert Show. That's a not a great idea for her. Yes the sex expert show

That's a good start, but again Can't be giggly. You can't just be laughing at silly old stuff I definitely would you would I definitely would I'm not saying you can't enjoy yourself But okay, then then we can't do that Yeah, Bill what part of everything you've seen about this girl do you think she'd be an expert on sex and be serious about it? And good on her, good on Haley. Yeah as much of an idiot as she is she's holding her own yeah and kind of pushing back a little. Right

she's just like well that doesn't make a lot of sense for me I have like a bubbly personality and I'm fun and that's why people like me That's why I'm kind of catching on a little bit. I'm gonna black cherry white cloths. She's got a white cloth She drinks that white cloth the entire episode. I mean now that's possible. It's not it's like how many licks to get to the tootsie roll I know how many sips of a fucking white. We are surrounded by Gonna possibly take I'm sitting there counting I was actually counting them off like a prisoner in a jail cell just four to five well ten Jesus how's it possible they could have been editing I don't know yes you probably got more than one I would imagine that

bill was just like yeah keep him coming. He's looking over his producer. Keep him coming. All right. So Bill is correcting her grammar at one point, which she's Southern. She says things differently than the LA people and the New York City people. You know, it's flyover country as these people like to call it. They're not as good as they're city folk and so Bill decides he needs to correct her and what do we know about people correcting someone? People love being corrected. Oh yeah. They really appreciate it and Bill explains why he does it. But you get what I'm saying. I do get what you're saying. Anytime I correct you, it's only for your benefit. It's because you love me, right? It's true. Alright. It's it's only because I want you to be better

I like bill barb, but he is a prick We all know that but that's such a dick thing to say listen the reason why I'm correcting your grammar So I want you to be better You know like me Better like I am what's great about finding this episode is that we see him For me at least in front of a hot young thing for the first time. It's been Richard Dreyfus and Roseanne. You know what I mean? Roseanne, Pastor Prime.

Right, of course. No longer hot, right? No disrespect. Yep, yep, good point, good point. So we're seeing a new or old Bill. Yeah. Kind of both. right? So, so we're seeing a new or old bill. Yeah. Kind of

both. Yeah. So, this is this is how and Bill likes younger girls as we're about to find out because Haley's on there. She was raised by her grandmother. Her mom's a crackhead. Her dad wasn't in the picture very much. She was

raised by her grandmother. She loves her grandmother and she decides Bill's a single guy. Grandma's a single Gail. maybe I can get these two connected. But how old are you? And you're not married? 68, never been. 68, how do you feel about an 80 year old woman? Oh how do you feel about that? If you only knew the first thing about me. What's the first thing about you? Well I wouldn't be with her. I'm not going to call you paw paw or nothing but hey I'm not gonna call you the first thing about me. What's the first thing about you? Well, then I wouldn't be. I'm not

gonna call you Paw Paw or nothing but I I'm trying to throw something together. Absolutely. Um Paw Paw. Is that like Tennessee for daddy? No, that's like grandpappy, you know. I might call you grand pappy but I ain't gonna call

you Paw Paw. See, I think he wouldn't like to be called daddy. He's like, look, I can go along with that if I know what that means, but then he's like now grandpa. I don't like that Eddie no, that's like grandpappy, you know. Oh, I see I'm not going grandpappy, but I'm gonna call you popo He's like can we go back to the She raised you he immediately changed the son is why I left that part in right there So he's just like okay moving on because he goes you don't know the first thing about me She goes out. Well, what is it? He fucks younger girls So he's just like, okay, moving on. Because he goes, you don't know the first thing about me. She goes, Oh, well, what is it? He fucks younger girls. He's a

single celebrity who fucks nothing but younger hot girls, Haley. That's the thing about him. She's looking at him just like, Oh, look at this elderly man. Maybe you can settle down my Graham grams. It's just like that. That's not because this gets brought up again later in the episode. And she's really trying to make a connection And I think that's kind of gone around people have been showing that video quite a bit So I don't really have that clip for us, but that's the beginning of it and then it comes back around

So then they're talking music as I mentioned before and Bill's gone You don't even know about Elvis and Frank Sinatra and the Beatles dumb idiot Oh, you don't know about that? You know about this Taylor Swift, Beyonce, you don't even get it. And so she brings up someone that she likes that he's never heard of and she is dumbfounded by this. When you talk about a jaw drop moment, this is it. Okay. You know Keith Whitley? Never heard of of him Put your mouth back. Sorry It's gonna start another meme Blame it on me a whole bag of peckers in my mouth

Right and again We need to move past that Haley. Yeah He's just like let's not put peckers in your mouth. Just one single pecker. Mine. What are we doing? I don't know. I put too many in there. Uh I do wanna go back to where it's zoomed in on her.

Yeah. That's the shot. That's the shot right there. Think we can have some fun with that in Photoshop. See what's doing. What do you mean? How? I'm actually, my first thought is to turn her ninety degrees to the right. Ninety degrees to the right and then you ever make tea? You know how tea is made? All right. So Keith Whitley apparently is a big deal. Everyone's

supposed to know about. Then they start talking about Michael Jackson. And he says, yeah, you know, it's too bad Michael Jackson was fucking all those kids, you know, music was pretty good. And she has this saying I've never heard before. Well, you heard about that. Yeah. Yeah, what do you think? After a while, pedophile.

After a while, pedophile? Is that a saying? He's a creeper,ney yes well i mean you know do we have but then again he's like one of the only ones that got caught doing it kind of like r Kelly well i mean i don't know if people have like sex dungeons and keep women hostages like r Kelly i don't think there's a ton of that. Maybe there are. But what is the after a while pedophile? Yeah I don't know about that one. Did she just make that up or is that a thing? It's like seeing a wild crocodile, fun. See you soon. After a while pedophile, like oh what does that mean? That's awful. Why what are you talking about? Maybe if you go without sex long enough, you become Michael Jackson. Oh, after a while? Holy shit, I didn't even think of that. I actually thought it meant you'll get caught eventually, which Michael actually kind of didn't. I mean, he had to pay a lot of money, but he never spent any time with me.

He found a way out. Yeah, he did find a way out. His doctor did for him, which was nice. But yeah, that's a good point. After a while,, so it's a kids like a slump buster now. Is that your thought on this? You hear about bill he was found with a 12 year old girl well, it's been a while for bill It sure has been a while Busters slump buster I said. That's slut buster. Well, I'll bust sluts. You know, I brought this up when I was on with Chrissie and Keanu. We were looking at different women in the streets of Manchester, England, and varying degrees of attractiveness.

And I go, well, that one's a slump buster. And they were not familiar with that terminology. Are you familiar with that terminology? I am now. Oh, you didn't know that either. No Huh, why are you looking at? Brits oh, that's their show format. I was a guest on their show. Oh, it was very odd. I thought it was a teeth thing. Okay I'm just saying motherfucker. Don't deflect from the fact. You don't know what a slump Did you say slump buster again slump buster slump you you're hearing what you want to hear I do all right so then at this point this is the craziest part because Bill's trying to give her advice on what she could do

well not really he had that one idea and she was like that's stupid right but then there's a question about doing TV potentially and She's all over the place with us want to be in what TV What do you think about Some kind of TV career, so you okay dude, holy shit. Are you alright man? I've seen Nick Reketa streams where the guy wasn't as fucked up as this. What's going on here? You want to be in, well, TV. What did you think about some kind of TV career?

Yeah, I possibly could. I mean, already that's insane. What do you think about TV? Is that an industry like what do you want me to do? Oh, it'd been great. She said I've never heard of that. Yeah, well Should I mount the TVs like what do you a TV salesperson like Best Buy? What do you mean that TV mounting could be involved? Mountain for sure spitting They got some acting classes. Acting? Maybe. He's shocked. Oh, well this is a twist in the plot. Maybe. You're the one who brought up TV, Bill. Yeah. What do you want her to be, a news anchor? What are we talking about?

TV's Will Heron? The next TV's Will Heron? will you have to take will heron's job bill? She's a Twist in the plot. Maybe I said maybe I don't know. I'm keeping my options open. I can do it possibly You know, you have to be very dedicated Maybe not active maybe like Maybe like reality TV or something. Scary dog. It's like me, she's all over the place. Whoever's talking to her and guiding her is doing a shit job. Wow.

What's she gonna do with herself? She has no idea. I'll take anti-glasses. Well you know it's a lot of work. You gotta go out on auditions. Yeah, never mind. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. In her defense, he had her on as a guest. Yeah, no I don't. So she's got nothing going on. You had someone who's got nothing going on as your guest and you don't even know How to talk to her and I think he's still reeling from the fact that she's not impressed with him, right? There is something to that. In fact, my next clip

Plays into that perfectly first. Let me just say that Christian Blatt says Chris has never had a slump to bust You might be right about that. Probably why he doesn't not familiar with that term Slump buster. Must be nice. All right. So they're talking about Jay-Z because she's like, I like some hip hop, like some older stuff. And so Bill says, you know, I've actually had Jay-Z on my show before. Jay-Z's been on here? No, my other show. My TV show. I know you don't know what daddy does for a living. But I'm a... I watched a little bit one ago. I'm a professor at MIT.

Are you really? No, that's what Howard Stern used to say. I tell my kids I'm a professor. A professor. That was really disappointing. You could be a professor. I could be a professor. You look sophisticated. I'm a professor of I'm a professor. That was really so funny. You could be a professor. I could be a professor. You look sophisticated.

I'm a professor of show business. And I think you're smart enough to absorb what I'm telling you. But I'm telling you, this is a great opportunity for you to, you should listen to me because this is such a crucial moment for you. You're at a crossroads of your life. You've been given this chip. Remember we discussed the chip. Now, it's like a lottery. It's like a

winning lottery ticket. You could throw it in the garbage or you could just lose it or you could parlay it into something bigger. Amazing. It's not how lottery tickets work at all. No. You don't walk in with your winning lottery tickets.

I'd like to parlay this into something bigger. We'll just give you the money that we owe you. Is that cool? cool sure we'll take that Sorry, yeah, you want to double down on your winning lottery ticket, okay? Your new numbers good luck bill thinks that she went from the Nashville video to his basement and nothing Yeah, I mean and that she's never dealt with a horny old fuck before yeah keeping in mind She's a hillbilly.

This has to happen, I mean, even if she wasn't. Anywhere she would be. Yes. Yeah. I just, I find that so fascinating that he's just like, you know, I have a TV show. She's like, yeah, I don't know, I don't watch Max or HBO or whatever the fuck you're on.

I don't know about it. I'm also not interested in politics or whatever the fuck you're talking about. And he just keeps explaining how to make it in show business when he has no idea It's like when Howard Stern would talk about podcasters and he'd go on and go that's not the way you do it You got to get a job in Hartford You know and work the afternoon drive and then maybe you move up to like a top 50 market AM or you know AM drive and then you start to It's like no no no this exists anymore

Joe Rogan just started recording out of his basement and then next thing you know $220 million dollar contract with Spotify Another Howard comparison when he talks about therapy. It's like well you must be like this or this This girl's having fun Just happy to be on another show. Maybe she's not happy, but she's a good actress in that regard sure Maybe she doesn't have aspirations. She's just going through this whirlwind well Okay, that's right. I have to tell you that as soon as that video on viral She quit her job got a management team and started making the rounds okay I did see an in-between episode, and I think that we showed here,

or it may have been on socials, but I get confused. Yeah, so she definitely, she's not just sitting there going like, oh, it's just a video, it's just a little old me, whatever. Can I give her advice? Haley, are you watching my show right now? Call me. No, I'm kidding.

My advice is, she has a cute personality. Maybe she could do a sexy time podcast show that would get like mostly young girls listening, but some guys too, obviously. Like a color daddy. Talk about getting blasted in the face or a guy putting in your poop shoot, stuff like that. I think you could do something with that.

If you don't wanna do that, OnlyFans is really the best play for her and I'll explain Only fans is a wide range of things you can do wide See producer Chris your head is in the gutter The games bit I mean, uh, I meant broad. I Whatever, string guys along for as long as possible. When that starts to dry up, maybe you show a nipple or two. Couple months after that, there's a butthole. This is my point. Or two. Or two.

Both of my buttholes. I'd sign up for that. My point is that I think that she could parlay this into a career, just not sitcom Yeah, or anchoring the evening news like let's get realistic about this So that's my advice you don't have to go full penetration On camera, I mean you could it's fine. You don't have to do that. Sounds like you don't want to You know, you don't want to make gam-gam mad at you. So just go out in there with some sexy time picks tell some crazy stories. And there's enough simps out there, trust me.

There's plenty of simps out there. And this actually leads me directly into my first- Cringe of the week, cringe of the week. That's right, you heard me say my first cringe of the week. We had a bunch of cringe of the weeks. I've been catching up, you know, these you talk about on Howard Stern's show, they do these cleaning out the computer episodes. Where there's just all the stuff that they have they've never gotten to

So I went back and found a lot of things people sent me over the last few weeks And we're gonna get to all that stuff today and one of them came in from Jeff Davis this is a show called your money your wealth and At the end of this episode Huck to it comes up the hockaktua girl. Hey, I saw something on LinkedIn the other day. You know, the Haktui girl or? I've seen reference to that, but I don't know what it's referring to. I don't know the original source. What is it? Haktua? Yeah, it's a joke, I guess. Google it.

It's spitting or something. Haktua or something. But he was talking about a spiff. He's a financial advisor and he's like, Googling. It's spitting or something. Huk-to-wa or something, I don't know. But he was talking about a spitball. He's a financial advisor and he's like, yeah, I think you need more than a spitball for good advice. And then so he puts on this lady and she's like, huk-to-wa or whatever. And I'm like, is he calling us out? Right. And he's like, yeah, you need to have a comprehensive financial plan.

So call me George Financial or something like that. He put that in our site? No, it was just a post that he had. Yeah, okay. I was like, I wonder if he's kind of putting punches here. Yeah. Yeah. Send me that, will you?

That could be. I don't know, send that. It was just, but maybe he was using the term spitball because it was like a joke with this hot to a person Let me clear it up it ain't about you sweetheart It ain't about you these fucking people I heard that little clip and I'm like Where are they drawing these conclusions from? Nothing with anything. All right, you ready for another cringe of the week? Well no, I'm still reeling from that one.

Okay, I wasn't sure if you wanted to talk about it or not. Well, it's so easy to just look up either of them. But the dude is like this hoctua thing, I don't know, whatever. Is it spit balling, probably making fun of us? Yeah. One quick search, sir. Right, what is this hoctua thing?

Oh, it's probably spit. And then you would be well versed in it trust me yeah you'd be watching Bill Maher and I was gonna say I was gonna say one search and three hours later you'll know about this hock to a girl. Box of Kleenex later for sure all right here's another coming in from our boy Ryan Rebulkin. Now, trucker Andy just did his show, the worst of the best podcast it's called, featuring Blast Tyrant by Clutch, one of the greatest rock albums, stoner rock albums you'll ever hear.

Clutch is a favorite of ours, and Blast Tyrant, in my opinion, is their best album. People are gonna call me out for that. I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it. Let me know what you guys think is the better album. People are gonna call me out for that. I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it. Let me know what you guys think is the better album. But Andy was on there. They were breaking down the whole album

and Ryan's helped out our show a lot. So he sends this in. He says, from a podcast called All 90s Action, All the Time, they're discussing the movie True Lies. They're speaking to Arnold's ability to dramatically emote when a fun thing happens. And this is definitely cringe of the weak material right here. Not a live show. Probably could edit this one out.

On the flip side, Arnie's weakness is if he's trying to do something that is emotional, he's trying to emote in some way and he's trying to be serious, often he can come off as just a bit wooden when he, when, when he's doing that, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, so like, you know, love it, but, um, yeah, I think that's maybe one of his weaknesses. All right. Uh, I don't, you kind of, um, your, your video started stuttering there for a bit and then your mic changed. Yeah. I don't know if that.

I'll just pause it for a second. And then dive into the phone. Okay. Yes. So true lies. And that right there is like, cringe of the week was invented. I have to tell you, it's a perfect example. Cringe of the week. I cut that part out. Write down a little note for yourself. Oh, that sounds very unprofessional. Let's fix that. Or keep it in and embarrass him more. Yeah. Or have fun with it. Yeah,

have some laughs. Right. Nate from Flint, Michigan. Ever heard of Nate? Oh yeah. He was checking in on the Adam Carolla show a couple of weeks ago. Okay. Leah Nower was the guest. She's described as an improviser and impressionist. She plays her Instagram reels of her doing a wide range of celebrities. Poorly done with both male and female celebrities in the mix. Complaining about coffee. Adam doesn't laugh once and just resigns himself to reading off the voice she's doing. So this is Adam Carolla with a guest that I'm sure he'd rather not be talking to at this

time. And this is a weird thing because you'd think like if you can do impressions, just do them on the show. Don't watch your Instagram real view doing impressions With Adam Carolla, but this is odd so Now should we yell out the celebrity or show people just try to guess it. Oh if they're just listening yeah Maybe fun if they kind of guess it. I think you can get most all of them Yeah, no I think you get about 86% of them. The problem is like Julie Andrews, you probably wouldn't be thinking about.

Right. Right. Right. I take my coffee with one cream, two sugars and seven shots of vodka. I tried to save these coffee beans. Sometimes when I close my eyes at night, I can still hear them screaming. And I didn't even see these.

There's no drink like home brewed coffee. There's no drink like home brewed coffee. That's Judy Garland, by the way. Anyone's been dead for more than 30 years. Is, um. Kristen Wiig. But I actually invented heat, so I'm okay. Oh, it's Wilson. That coffee's hot.

Really warms my heart. This coffee is hotter than a summer day in Chicago. That's hot. This coffee burnt my tongue! Now I have to go to the hospital and get a tongue transplant. And then I'm going to have to get someone else's tongue. And then I'll start speaking in Portuguese. And then I'm going to have to move to Portugal and start raising lavas.

Ugh. Well, you must have done a lot of these because the ones I watched had a totally different set of celebrities. Yeah. Yeah, I do over 50 celebrity and voice impressions. I like to do men and women. Yeah. Because I don't think most guys do women. They don't. And men get so mad when I do.

She seems so annoying. Quality over quantity. I say it a lot on this show, but it's probably the way you want to go. So Anna's being polite to his guests Go so you do men and women you know you just try to figure out something to say after watching that So he wasn't ready for that so then later on in the interview they find the clip that Adam had seen and that he was Talking about so you ready for more of these? celebrity impressions totally drinking coffee I Think I will we have the other clip by the way the one I was referring to. I loved your song. Thank you

Ow my tongue. It bugs. That's Christopher Walken. Bang. Ow. Oh God it's hot. Jennifer Goudge. Drinking coffee. Oof. Oof. Oof. It's hot. Oh. Derek Grewidge, drinking coffee. Oof, ow, ow, ow, it's hot, oof. This coffee is squishing hot. John Malkovich. Ooh. Diana Faris.

I can't feel my tongue. No one knows that. Ooh. If you know you know. Mmm! That coffee is so hot. It makes me feel alive. Very, very much. Oh! This coffee is so hot!

Fit for a princess! Can we talk? This coffee is hotter than a shirtless Timothy Chalamet! Oh! Some like it hot. Can we talk? This coffee is hotter than a shirtless Timothee Chalamet. Oh. Oh. Some like it hot. Oh. Mmm.

Oh, that makes me want a hot cocoa real bad. General Coolidge. Alright, so now you get it. Now you get it. And so you do songs. I did not know that. Yeah. Oh boy. I'm a Gemini. Oh. No so you do songs. I did not know that yeah boy. I'm I'm a Gemini No, she's so stupid

She do socks well, I'm a Gemini so yeah, he's just like oh yeah, I knew it cuz and of course He will fuck about no, let's see was it this quick back and forth that will break down those approach We just heard please now you're not into that shit. What what do you know your sinus Gemini? Really? Mm-hmm. When's your birthday? May 27th. Oh my gosh, so you're just like me. That's right crazy crazy So I want to shout check a cotton in the comment saying these all sound the same I want to shout out Cheka Khan in the comments saying these all sound the same. Yes, they all sound pretty much just a little bit of a different thing that they're talking about for the most part.

What the fuck was that? What is Corolla doing? Well, it's Corolla getting coffee with cunts. That's funny. I think that he doesn't always choose his guests. I think that he probably has a booking agent and someone who like puts the show together Yes, is it there and try to make them interesting and we broke this down Brilliantly I might add on WTP episode 105 or something like that was never a hundred and five it was me and or something like that. It was never 105.

It was me and Kroj, and we were breaking down the Adam Krola show. And the one thing that Adam is not good at is being interested in other people other than Adam Krola. So he's not like a good interviewer. That's not like a strong point. I like Adam, I think he's funny.

If I remember, that was Kroj's first point. I think both of you guys were fans at one point. Yeah, I still like him. I don't listen to a show very much these days I still realize he's kind of saying the same thing and it's usually about himself It's very repetitive and if he has a guest on he just wants the guest to talk about him So that he could also talk about him and especially when you have a bad guest on Like that's okay. At least her jugs are spilling out Yeah, I wouldn't call them jugs.

Okay. I mean better outfit choice than the Hak'tuwa girl. I give you that. Still don't know what she's completely doing with that Hak'tuwa girl. I'd like to know a little bit more about that.

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We've been seeing these clips a lot. People keep sending these to me. It was like a fun show. I don't have any problem with it. Looks like it's funny and interesting. This guy brings on guests who are in debt or not doing well with money. And he tries to coach them and help them

get out of debt and figure out how to live their lives financially more sound. This particular video I believe is called something like the dumbest guest I've ever had and uh I don't have to explain any more than that I don't think. You brought your van here right? You got here with your the van that you like do everything. Do you have your guitar with you? Yeah? Okay, let's at least test your talents. Can you tell yeah? Yeah, just give us something give us something go ahead Let's see it then you the audience Let him know in a genuine honest way Not to I know we can get a little cranky in the comment sections in a genuine honest way If you think it's good encourage him to pursue this in a financially smart way if you think it's bad Also, let him know this isn't this is an honest zone. This is a truth zone

Well look I recognize That my money my financial success isn't gonna come from music. What I started realizing is music is what I do for me. So what's your financial success gonna come from? Performing and acting. And how many acting gigs have you ever done? I've been pursuing acting for less than two months, and I've gotten over five, over four four and I've made more money from

acting than I did in ten years what you would you have much of you made almost a thousand okay that means the ten years was an absolute failure yeah okay I feel like I'm walking into like a youth campground right now but just go ahead whatever you you tell me okay are you gonna sing you want me to yeah I want you to give it give us your all give us your all I'm a witch been so been so certain ain't been learning oh ain't been learning and got a bloody ass And not a bloody ass Oh I'm certain Something's ruined

Something's ruined Is there a more interesting song? Well, so I taught myself ukulele last year and I'm teaching myself guitar. I mean you're just your vocal thing you're just doing the same vocal phrase over and over again even if with different words So give me a little bit of vocal range here. Give me something that does a little different vocals Think one of the strings is out of tune or your fingers are on I love this guy. Yeah Is it put up a line vocal range Yeah within the baritone range give me some just your range I'm not talking about go the prano and cut off your balls

This is where I push the red button going ehhhhhh That's fair Do a song! Buddy you wanna f***ing do this for a living come on You know Uhhh Name a song Carpenter I don't even know who or what that is I never heard of that in my life espresso

Hold on are these real Because I'm under the guise that these are real people on this show is this an act is this fake no same guys okay and I'm starting to think Simon Cowell was a pussy yes no this is great but you got like the the guest shirt correct oh the kind of looks like my should that I would like bananas and yeah. Yeah, that is true Chris I don't know why I'm getting shrapnel now from this Great everywhere. So what I ever did to anyone deserve that Chuck Eccas is definitely not acting if you say so I just wish John Belushi showed up to smash that guitar

Oh, that'd be fucking great. That would be the time to have that happen You know John Belushi was only in seven movies and that was his greatest scene. It might be. It might just be his best scene ever. Everyone wants to do that. Oh, completely. Yes. If you show up somewhere with an acoustic guitar, you're an asshole. Or even electric, like when I'm at rehearsal. I that way talking about my electric guitar all right I'm in another band do you remember a show called life by design podcast I do do you remember who was on it or what the dynamic was on this show this woman Christ this woman, this

like the anal princess or something like that. Like all she does is like take anal all day every day and then she comes home to her husband He's like, oh I cleaned the house and made you dinner. Okay, honey Do I get some actions like I'm tired? My butt hurts like okay, whatever Let me remind everyone because this is a long time ago. We covered this podcast So if you forgot what we're talking about, I don't think they were doing video back then. We weren't doing video back then. No, we were not.

This is what we're talking about. I wanna talk about marriage. And what is it like that my husband is married to a porn star? And how do you keep a marriage strong in that kind of scenario? And so we want to give a little tidbits about our marriage and what we feel like really helped us. And I know my husband was so sweet on Valentine's Day. He took me out to lunch.

I was absolutely stuffed. And then later we had like a little I get jokes. All right. Let's fast forward to the first time they met and how this all happened. And when you marry a simp, yeah, they're going to take you out for lunch on Valentine's Day. Like that's to be expected. I'm surprised she's out over that part of it at this point. Yeah, lunch is a little chintzy, but whatever. All right, whatever. So let's learn about how they met. True. And so if you guys don't know, the first time I met my husband was actually in Bible school.

And the first, I just had this like weird feeling come over me and I just blurted out, you're gonna be my best friend. I was actually weirded out. But I was like, but you're hot, so, okay. Let's be friends, yeah, let's be the best friends. And so, two weeks later down the road, we just kind of knew we wanted to pursue more

than just a friendship. And we started dating and we had this in mind That we were actually gonna get married. Do you think this guy makes any decisions for this relationship at all? He doesn't make decisions in the conversation, right? Yeah, it's it's not all right. The reason why I'm bringing this up It's not just to go down memory lane with everyone. Although that's been fun remembering this podcast. This was actually the podcast Ryan long was on this is going back to the time when Ryan long came on the show and He had slept in and was not responding to my text messages and producer Chris and I were staring at each other across the table

Yes, I guess we got to do this show without Ryan. You're like what no. I'm like he's not here I don't know that is correct. I remember my accidental debut Yeah, then he came out and people in the chat were like few thank God right here to save the day but the reason why I bring this up is because Brayden Niven Sent me this article California pastor married to porn star Kristi Love pleads guilty to raping younger sister California pastor married to porn star Christy Love pleads guilty to raping younger sister. Eeeeee how fun!

Maybe this should have been a creep off thing now that I think about it. A California pastor who openly stated that his wife is an active adult actress, but still serves as a co-pastor of the church, is now facing a 30 year prison sentence after pleading guilty to multiple felonies, including the rape of his younger sister when he was a teenager. Steve and Del Cruz 37, who leads the Living Faith Church in San Diego along with his wife, Angela, I guess her real name's Angela, put guilty on May 14th to eight felonies, including three counts of forcible rape, three counts of forcible oral copulation, and two counts of sexual penetration by a foreign object. The pastor's sister Samantha, who's almost six years younger than him, initially filed charges in juvenile court alleging that her

brother was 14 and 15 at the time she was assaulted. Samantha was incredibly brave, courageous, and just never gave up, said the DA. Despite multiple setbacks and delays, she kept fighting for justice and have her voice heard in court because of her determination to see her brother held accountable for these egregious crimes. The legal process did ultimately work. In September of 2021, Stephen and Angela announced the launch of Living Faith Church. He described the inclusive, non-denominational congregation as a church for sinners by sinners. He revealed that his wife is an adult actress.

Brand new inclusive Christian church in downtown San Diego. Come be a part of an amazing community that's non-judgmental, open-minded, fun, and loves Jesus. Where else will you find an adult actress who's also a pastor? This is a unique church that welcomes all sinners but glorifies Jesus. They sent an an announcement in an interview with the San Diego Sun published late last August, pastor Della Cruz who described himself as a

hypnotherapist, life coach, and business strategist Tony Michaels here, a business strategist said that his wife's stage name is Christy Love. Even though they have been in relationship for 18 years and married for 14 years, they

have an open marriage which he's learned over time to deal with. So that's funny right there. There's a lot about that paragraph. They've been married for 18 years or they've been together for 18 years married for 14. They have an open marriage. Something that he's had to learn to deal with over time which tells me that the open marriage is for one person not the other. Although maybe the rules apply, she's just like, hey, did you get laid today? He's like, no, I did. Yeah, I figured.

Yeah, I was watching. My wife is an adult actress, she gets recognized a lot. Her stage name is Kristi Love. One time, someone driving by in a car yelled, what the hell, she's married to that? I find it so hilarious, he said. Angela and I have been married for 14 years, but dating for 18 years and have an open marriage. It was tough in the beginning, but I love this adventure

we're on together. She's the best wing woman. Huh? That would imply that she's helping him get laid. Yeah, I doubt it. Doesn't sound like he is, but also this story's made up. Some guy driving by yelled by yelled what the hell she's married to that Yeah, it's like you got a couple like a more realistic thing. Yeah, that's a stut-joke. That is a stut-joke lie in January 23 the couple answered questions on YouTube about Their theology and why they feel comfortable having an open marriage while proclaiming to be Christian leaders They said they want to be open with their struggle with sin My husband and I met in Bible school first time I saw him. I said you want to be open with their struggle with sin. My husband and I met in Bible school. First time I saw him, I said, you're going to be my best friend. And he thought

I was crazy. But here we are 17 years later and still going strong. We're so grateful for God for that. It's a thing that we just heard actually. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, do, be, do. That's why I'm an atheist. I'm not trying to justify myself. We're wicked people. We are sinful people according to scripture We've all fallen short you're sinful you're wicked and because we're all sinful and wicked We thank God for his grace and mercy. Yeah, but some of us don't rape our sisters though. Yeah, Steven I think that would be the thing that would I get it. We're all sinners. I get it You know, it's it's hard to be a perfect person. I understand that part

It sounds like that's what led him to a religious life great point Because a lot of times you replace one thing with another that you're obsessed with suddenly right so a Watt of born-again, we're like heroin addicts or meth heads or something like that. They had to find a new thing to focus all their attention on. It's like I want to fuck my sister, but maybe Jesus has the answers. According to the DA who sought to have Pastor Della Cruz's case transferred from juvenile court to adult court, the crimes he committed against his sister as a teenager involved significant sophistication and planning and were especially violent and severe. He reportedly isolated his sister in their home and threatened to kill her if she ever disclosed his crimes. of significant sophistication and planning, and were especially violent and severe. He reportedly isolated his sister in their home and threatened to kill her if she ever

disclosed his crimes. He also often displayed a knife before the sexual assaults, which occurred in 2001 and 2002. I mean, that's his podcast, Hitman. Have we had a story like this come up? I'm not saying that they're fans of WATP, but I assume they probably are. I don't know. Well, you mentioned creep off How did you come across this? Oh because I got a note from Braden Oh, okay, Braden sent me that article and I went I recognize those people. Yeah shit Wow

That's crazy Okay now Wow! That's crazy! Okay, now Producer Chris, you actually brought in a little video package for us today, right? Oh yeah! Have you done this before? Is this a new thing? I think it's pretty new. Alright, let's hit our sounder and get into it. Welcome to Peer Genuine, where we dive into authentic experience like never before. Yes.

Yes, it's your host right here. Frenchy Hanna, yes. Frenchy Hanna. Yes. Pure, genuine. I gave Chris an assignment today. I said, what's Frenchy have to? Because the last time we checked in on her, we discovered she's had

Multiple YouTube channels trying multiple things You know my favorite is the pure genuine podcast when she talks about fashion or interviews her Friend who's like a guy girl a bearded lady Those are my favorite read my fucking notes. All right, sorry. I don't want to get ahead of us This is my favorite episodes, but I'm curious what you were picking up on. Okay, so there was Several things to choose from and only several not not a Gillian here. Okay She's putting stuff out on pure genuine very slowly. So I thought we were going Chronological order as we left with episode three last time.

So let's go to episode four and let's just play my opening. Okay. Because it's very similar to what you said but it's tightened up a bit. Great. Welcome to the Fury Genuine. Oh that mic is not on. Where we dive into authentic viewing experience like never before. I'll just tell you right now, my first thing I'm picking up on, her laptop's picking up

the audio, that microphone in front of her face definitely is not. Welcome to the Fear Genuine, where we dive into the authentic viewing experience like never before. So you guys, I have a special guest right here. I'm so excited to have her on this podcast. Yes, a black master hypnotist. Yes. I have the RD HQ.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. So, so it's nice to have you on here. Thank you, Frenchy, I'm glad to be here. Yeah, that's why you can't hear her at all. Yes. Because those microphones are not plugged in. Right, okay.

Did she fix that at any point, or how does this work? No, no, no, we're gonna have to deal with it. Okay. Yeah, this short segment. What I realized about Frenchie I Was trying to think of what does she remind me of? Thanksgiving dinners when I came up with it's something that you kind of look forward to and then you're doing it You enjoy the first couple bites. Yeah, and then you see where it's going and you're done for a year. Yeah

Yeah, no gravy mashed potatoes. Yeah, and then you see where it's going and you're done for a year. Yeah Yeah, no gravy mashed potatoes. Yeah, whatever first none of us exciting. Yeah, sure So you picked up on the mic thing we covered that yeah, Haco burrow actually says that it's not even the laptop It's probably the camera because you're right. It sounds real far away as across the room and they both sound equally crappy Yeah, yeah, you're right. So thank you HACO So there's a she tried to improve production a little bit. She's at least have a laptop on her lap She's reading the intro of her phone. It's like how many devices do you need to read the same thing every fucking time? Yeah, it's not a lot We got the ring light pointed at a framed

No, you're right. Yeah yeah it's way too small for the frame but like looking into the Sun yes it's just reflecting back on the glass but let's not nitpick too much I don't like to net back yeah I know I know so her her guest is the RD HQ and we'll get into what that name really is but is that a droid in the new Star Wars? Oh, I can't get anything past you so what Star Wars that the acolyte? let's just get to my second clip where we talk about the Certification requirements for being a hypnotherapist which by the way that cuck Chrissy loves cuck. What's his name?

Steven yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah also hypnotherapist. Yeah, that's right so you guys she is going to talk about the power of the mind and can you Tell us a little bit more about that on the RDHQ Well, the RDHQ is just a name that I came up with because I love doing so many things. And throughout my lifetime, I can we guess what each of those letters means of the things that she loves doing? Let's see. Well, the R is a thing that daily Chris was doing to his sister.

Been a person, a go-to person when people come to for advice, consultation. And I decided to further my education by becoming a life coach first. Oh really? Yes. Right. So I became a certified life coach first. Oh really? Yes. A life coach. Right. So I became a certified life coach first. And as people know for certifications, I guess society looks at it and use certifications more as you invested in yourself to learn what you know. Society. Yes. Society says, and others, she goes, no, you guys all know, like, what it takes to be a life coach. I was like, no, I honestly don't. So I looked it up.

Thank you. As it turns out, there's no formal requirements. What's so fucking? I had a feeling. Yeah. Because we've seen so many of these snake oil salesmen we saw recently. It seems like it's snake oil month here because we've got Maria We've got gg33. You're right. We did in June everyone was mad at me cuz everything was gay. Yeah, and now we're doing all snake

Yeah Just immediately you can sense that this person's done nothing offers nothing. It's a bunch of double-speak Can I just point out that I am a minister? sense that this person's done nothing, offers nothing. It's a bunch of double speak. Can I just point out that I am a minister with the something life church, I forget what it's even called. You're being humble. And I was able to marry my brother and sister-in-law because I got this whatever certification, whatever it is, and literally the same thing, it's 40 bucks. You don't have to know anything. You don't have to pass a test. You don't have

to do anything, which is why I rarely brag about it. I had 40 bucks that day. It was pretty impressive. That's what you're bragging about. I guess. I mean, that's the same kind of thing though. That's what we're talking about here. It's just

like, oh yeah, no, I'm a certified life coach. What did that take? 28 bucks. I can get a bottle of vodka or it could be administer. You know what? I got 50 bucks. I can get a bottle of vodka or it could be a minister You know, I got 50 bucks. I give you both Okay, so we know that she is a loser So we'll move to number three and we'll find out that this isn't even her passion

Understand the power of the mind a lot further and that's how I the power of the mind a lot further. Right. And that's how I stumbled upon hypnosis. I actually wanted to know why I think how I think, why I do the things I do, why other people do the things they do. Yes, I've been thinking the same thing for myself too. I was like, why do I go upon things like this?

Why do my mind triggers to something like this? Like, why, why do I do stuff like this, why do my mind triggers to something like this? Like, why, why do I do stuff like this? I've been wondering that since I was in high school. Yes, and it has a lot to do with your suggestibility, which is how you learn. And again, to go back to why I branded myself as the RDHQ is because actually, although I was a go to two person or a person that I gave great advice and

well people tell me they have always told me that I gave great advice. Or they would consult with it was never my passion. Oh, and never your passion. The only advice I would want from her is which dessert is good at this restaurant? Yes. What's delicious here? That's the only thing I think that she would be good at. Also I just picked up on this now but please hold your thought.

So there's music going on. I assume this wasn't recorded at the same time. This had to be put in in post. And she didn't fix the audio in any way. She just made it more difficult to hear them. No, we pointed this out with every time that we've focused on Frenchie, is that there are edits, but it's always the wrong shit.

Right, yeah, it's never, she's passionate about, I don't think too, Frenchie has said she loves doing the video editing out of this stuff, and she sucks at it. She sucks at that. But what she's tried to improve in is actually Interacting and listening to her guest or at least having a guest not talking to a chair. Yeah so Got better, but it's different. I'll tell you that

She's just suggest ability is not know how you learn and Not at all, it's kind of the opposite. It's how you get duped. Yeah, it's how you're a sucker. Yeah, it's how grifters grift. So her passion was music, by the way, that's the answer. Oh, okay. She said she wrote some songs. She's a songwriter.

Yeah, and it's. Wow. I. I respect that. Skipped right through that because It's slightly more interesting in my fourth clip which has to do well. Let's just be surprised. Okay, okay They say they don't believe in it because they again believe that it's black magic It has nothing to do with black magic

Okay, before you go to sleep, you don't go into the- you don't study black. Yeah, just because she's black doesn't mean the magic Like saying living color is a black metal band or not Come on To do with black magic Okay before you go to sleep, you don't go into you don't study black magic or you know. Well when you get up. And the interesting thing is people that. It's okay in the morning. Yeah. Do study black magic. They believe in God and in Christ. Now. Yeah, I don't really know too much about black magic. Yeah, but there's just certain rituals and...

Fretchi, yes! I mean, the ones at church, that's a ritual. Oh, I fucking love Fretchi. I know. I don't really know too much about magic. But she seems a little more lucid, don't you think? No. Oh, okay.

No, no, no. Usually she's just like, yes, and I don't know where I am am yeah, okay. She's not on as heavy a medication Yeah, she is listening. She actually heard a word and repeated it back Yeah, I love this woman goes like if people say it's black magic. It's not black magic Let me play a black magic as it's she's done a lot of research on this He's like I know all about black magic. Oh sounds like you know, okay, maybe this is black magic Yeah, so this coming on the heels of a long boring You know what? Okay, maybe this is black magic. Yeah. So this is coming on the heels of a long, boring, religious conversation that I did not feel at clipping.

She's saying when people find out she's a hypnotherapist, they're like, oh, you're into black magic. So, Frenchie, again, being a little bit more of a journalist in my Clip 5, she's going to ask some compelling questions. How long did it take you to really understand hypnosis? I actually been at, to understand it, I'm sorry. Yeah, how long did it take you to understand hypnosis? Well, I actually went to the college Of hypnosis Motivation motivational school Well, it is a credited college

In California, Oh credit college like that community Oh, well, it's not a community college. And, because at the time I went out, I'm going to be honest with you, I don't know what they're doing now. Oh my god, she's amazing. And what's their football team's record? How good are they at basketball? The college? This is insane. So VHD, what'sD-H-Q. R-D-H-Q. which is Renaissance dream hypno queen by the way. V with two E's. I thought that that last word was gonna end with an R. Queen got it. Got it. Okay. She she stumbled over the name of her credited school so bad

I thought it was made up. I looked it up. It is a real thing. It is a real thing. Is it credit like in LA? Yes. All you need is seven in less than a year you can be certified a hypnotherapist. Okay. Although I'm not sure if it's still there It could be like a Dave and Buster's now or something either way. I'm going Yeah, I feel like I need a backup plan for all this podcasting stuff That might not be a bad one and John's moving back to LA in September. You might want to look into this too. Oh, she So the Queen here has she's gonna tell you about an experience or at least results she

got. And you know, if you go to her for her specialty, you too could be like this gentleman here in number six. The best thing is not to expect anything and I'm gonna tell you why. It's automatic. It's automatic. What happens with the subconscious and hypnosis and you following through with what you want to do or you being able to release what it is you want to release.

So it's the human experience. That's just what it is. Yeah, because actually the end result was he told me now, like I told you, he had like 10 packs of cigarettes up there around three, four in the afternoon. He told me he was gonna smoke all of that by the night. And he told me on this Friday, the next Friday Friday he realized that all he had to do is put his mind to it and that he has not touched a cigarette since him and I did a session. From then to how long? He's been smoking a chain smoker for 20 years so this is what I'm telling you it's so automatic when I do a hypnotic session with you, you would think you accomplished

this on your own. That's the conclusion I also came up with. Right, yeah. If you decided to stop smoking when you were smoking, you did that on your own for sure. He was going to smoke four packs of cigarettes between the afternoon and evening? Something like that, yeah. That sounds difficult to do. Yeah. Put it on the wheel of consequences everybody. Let's, yeah. That sounds difficult to do.

Yeah. Put it on the Wheel of Consequences everybody. Let's see, let's see who can do it. All right, I don't wanna get off on this, but do you think Vinny had chugged my bottle of hot sauce on the Wheel of Consequences? You know, there's not too many hot sauces I would chug, but that is one of them. You can't chug hot sauce.

Your body won't let you do it. All right, go go ahead try it silk City hot sauce dot com running long, but I will go W ATP For 15% off the WTP Rochester hot sauce hot in the rocket little dab will do you? So you mentioned the music bed? Which is an eight second loop and it just goes and goes like you're on hold, but I'm telling you This is an hour-long episode it It gets funny after a while because of the inane Discussions within and not too much changes. So I don't want to I don't want to plague people So we're gonna we're gonna skip to number seven, which is how the how the podcast ends. Okay

Well, I am to a large extent, you know, I felt like I don't take no problem whatever, but then I know I did a lot of things that caused disrespect. And when I say disrespect, unappreciativeness, people don't respect you long-term because now you look pretty much like a joke, you know? What? And it's up to you to change that.

It's never too late. It's up to you to change that. You can keep going on, you know what it's up to you to change that it's never too late it's up to you to change that you can keep going on you know seeking approval or you can look in a mirror and accept yourself I know that's what I have to do I have to accept myself and know myself and how to go about myself and there's another thing like think before you speak. Something like straight shooters don't do that. I'm not a straight shooter. Anybody looking on here and they know me know me.

No no no I'm a straight shooter myself. My mom could tell you like I'm a straight shooter myself. My mom could tell you like like I'm a straight shooter. I just I say it because that's how I really feel. Wow. Yep. What the fuck just happened? I know. Oh my god. What did I just hear producer Chris? What just happened? Well like I said double speak is the shortest answer there. Okay It's a whole bunch of nonsense from both parties Frenchy needs to learn how to accept yourself and think before she speaks. Yep Those are two wildly different things You know, my biggest problem is I need to understand the meaning of life and my manners couldn't could be better

Yeah The meaning of life and my manners couldn't could be better Yeah Okay, if you say so well, thank you for Frenchy Hanna I'm sorry your audio sucked. That's too bad, but I'm sure next time is better. We'll check it on her again Speaking of checking in well check in with Melton So I had a meeting I was talking about before we started the show about the, or maybe I was talking about while we were doing the intro about Devilcon. And we're talking about the different things

that we're doing and the roast on Friday night, the Roast the Devil verse, which is like, all the guys from Uncle Rico and me and Tukey, I think Cardiff is on it. I don't know if that's confirmed. Cardiff will be out here in a second. Can tell us whether he's on there or not. Dr. Steve. So we have all these people involved in this roast. And as we're talking, I'm like, I wonder if Patrick Melton would want to be on the roast. I know he's going to be there. So I text Patrick.

I'm like, hey man, any interest in being on the roast at Davica. So I don't get a response, which is fine. And then I'm watching Patrick show that he recorded yesterday that I was watching it today. And he's looking at my text in real time and going, Carlos, you'd be a part of a roast? Am I going to get? See, I'm just there to fucking have fun. I'm not performing.

I don't want to be on a roast. So he's like, responding to me, but not to my text on his show. So I write him back and it's like, all right, well, I mean, you can respond to me to my text. No on his show. So I write him back It was like, all right Well, I mean you can respond to me to be a text or via your show I didn't know I had to fucking watch your show to get the answer back to me and he was confused He's like, oh, I didn't realize you saw my show and that's why you're it's like I'm sorry I meant to get back to you. I just thought that was funny That's how I communicate with melted now as I said I'm that I have to watch this fucking program for six hours

To figure out what his thoughts are that's that's the way things are what I had to say apparently Let me get Cardiff in here real quick because I have a question for this potato right here Hello Cardiff yes Are you gonna be part of the roast of the dabble verse on Friday night at dabble con? Could you have a roast without a potato? Okay? That's what I thought that's a good point. That's a good point All right, very good. What about OJ? We were asking if OJ was gonna be part of it or not

I think he's I think he's in I think he's a I think he's gonna take a shot. He might be our He might be the memorable. Yeah, I'm'll he might be our he might be the memorable yeah I'm hoping he will be yeah Tucker Dixon when we did their creep off for home yeah we haven't seen him since too soon Carl too soon performance was so bad that we haven't seen him since he took us up out of the dabble disappeared yeah so hopefully OJ doesn't suffer the same fate I'm sure be great hopefully he does no I'm sure we could all right well garden since you're here I think it's time to get I'm sure it'll be great. Yeah. So, hopefully, OJ doesn't suffer the same fate. I'm sure it'll be great. Or hopefully, he does. No, I'm sure it'll be

great. Alright. Well, Carden, since you're here, I think it's time to get into this. Gagea. I saw, I think it was in Damage Anonymous, somebody posted that Michael Caputo, who recently was interviewed by John, Pat Cooper's son, said he's willing to do WTP and the Uncle Rico Show. And he said, if anyone wants to get in touch with me, go to my website, my email's on there. So I did.

And I emailed him. And I have not heard back from But I did include in my email the link to us goofing out of the interview with celery John So it's possibly saw that went. Oh, it's not there's no reason for you to come out of this shop, but you were in marketing I wasn't marketing Not good marketing well Michael Caputo being on WTP doesn't make her break WTP. I just wanted him to know what he was coming into. But yeah, I haven't heard back from him. Maybe I will hear back from him.

And then we can watch him, because I don't know if you know this about gay gentlemen, but they love to dance. And here is a dance hit. ["Bloody Ass"] I'm bleeding generously because I got a bloody ass. Okay, let's get into this shit with Celery John. Now I have a bombshell for us today. I'm going to tease it right now.

I have John's high school transcripts. Thank you so much for the person who sent these to me because fucking Mensur John, we're gonna find out how smart he really was, constantly bragging about NYU. Oh, Carl went to SUNY Brockport? Dude, you went to a community college and there's still no evidence that you graduated from NYU. And when we look at what John did in high school, wow. And honestly, I don't get me drop out of high school, like Shulie and Bob and I think Anthony producer Chris producer Chris. All right. Well, cardiff high school dropouts.

But to brag about how smart you are. And to be this fucking bad at school is incredible, especially teaching math and science. He claims to be a great guitarist. Wow. We got some interesting things to talk about, but we'll get there eventually guys. This isn't gonna be a marathon. I just have a few things that I wanted to share with you because he was on with Rob Saul yesterday. Oh, Rob Saul? The Rob Saul. Can you believe it? One of the chances. And so these guys are watching John interview Ted Williams, the baseball player from 35 years ago, which is insane. This is what John

does. He still sits and watches his glory days, laughs himself. The beginning of this clip, watch, he's even melting the words. He's watched this a hundred times. He's lip syncing with himself as he's asking the question. But the funny part is he only watches these because the legend or Ditka sends it to him. It's like, hey John, remember when you did this?

Are you sure about that? Because I bet his Google Google I bet his YouTube Algorithm is just nothing but starring John Clemser was glory. I don't know I don't think he can find a lot of these things. No. Yeah good point. All right And Rob saw Whatever his role is now in this fucking dabble verse. He's got to act like no one's ever seen this before Can you believe Ted blazers finally that you know, it was really funny in 1991 on the Howard Stern show when everyone first heard this The Howard played it this many times. No, definitely definitely not but what we're seeing right here is one of John's famous Technical problems he is frozen and now Rob Saul is stuck.

Yeah. John, did we lose John? Usually it's me that's frozen. I think John's frozen. Yeah, because the live counters count for me. John, you're frozen. Hey for me. John, you're frozen. Hey, Rob. Well, you're pro. Take it away, buddy. Yeah, you're live. Yeah, you got this. Well, there we have it.

There's Stuttering John interviewing and we have his frozen face. Frozen face of the Duke. Rob calls everyone out. He thinks he's better than everyone else. So, here's your chance. Take it away, Rob. Right above us. Coming up when John's unfrozen, we'll finish this video clip, I guess, and then

we will talk about the Duke had a date last night. That's right. Okay. I don't know when, what do you think, where do you think he met this gal? I know he said he just saw pictures like Tinder or Bumble or who knows. Good stuff? I like that speculating on which app he was using you know I I would guess He probably was set up from like mutual friends like normal people right there's like oh, I you would love my friend John Oh, you got to meet Susan. She ah she would love you Carl see his friends know he's a piece of shit. Oh, right. That's why he has to be on apps. Yeah. In order to meet people, right.

He also doesn't have any friends. He moved to a place in Florida where he has no fucking friends. Like a weirdo. On two coasts. Everyone hates him. Now Rob Saul is on his own. And very funny guy. This Rob Saul. John Skimpy Halloween hand. Very funny. Good on your

feet. Now I'm not I just Let's say wait that loser Gina Bobina no wonder your wife and daughter left look at you You're a fat ugly chick that cruises for dick on fucking chat rooms It's no wonder you haven't blown your brains out put some razor blades to your wrist you fat fucking cow. I think he's been hanging with stutcho a little too long Holy shit, I wouldn't go right to your clothing material, but okay fat fucking cow Gina Bobina. Oh, I'm Gina Bobina. I'm cruising for dick in the chat

Fuck me, please. Let me find the biggest group of losers and I still can't find somebody to fuck me. I'm Gina Bobena. Gina Bobena. You're a meanie begenie. Gina Bobena. You fucking losers. That's my favorite thing that Rob Sal does. He takes a bus to work because he'd never been able to drive a car in his life.

He never got his driver's license. So he takes a bus to his night job and calls everyone who's successful losers. It's fun. It's a funny bit that he does. He's in good company. Yeah. Why not? All right.

So this is another failure that happens later on in the show. No car sale. The old Brandon's ball sings one of two bucks. Oh shit. What happened. So, you'll Brandon's ball sings one to two bucks. Oh **** What happened? Uh the internet went again. Okay, so John's background is going dark. It's

going dark brown. Yeah. And John goes, the internet went ahead. Meanwhile, HD video of him is still perfectly streaming through his computer but John's such a moron. He thinks the internet is going Let's see how long you can last about the internet on his YouTube show You're still you're still on though. Yeah, let me see fucking hell

Jesus come on, bro Come back Come back The lights windows to me Come back The lights went out Don't do this to me This is like when you don't train your dog and you just yell Get down, get down

It doesn't do anything What you're doing right now doesn't do anything Jeff Jesus, come back Come back Let me try up on By the way That's a quote of Kevin Brennan When his wife was living across the street.

Fucking hell. Come back! Doesn't even look like it's fucking, doesn't even look like it's fucking thunder and lightning out. What does that have to do with your internet? Yeah. Does your internet go out when it's thunder and lightning out? No.

You don't understand, Carl, his lights went out. Yes, I know. Yeah. Oh, okay, yeah. When his background goes dark like like that because we remember when he was in the Florida house getting drunk I think it was with you Cardiff and He didn't have any lights in his house yet He didn't study lights and the Sun went down and all of a sudden like his green screen just disappeared. It's just dark Yeah, like this was happening to him right now. I guess lights went out, but not as electricity obviously

He's still online. The internet's still working. Thunder and lightning. I can't get over that. I know. What an idiot. It's not even thunder and lightning out. I can't figure it out, John.

Him on the phone with tech support would be an interesting show. That's a show I would listen to. Well, that would take a phone. Because literally, like the, did you try turning it off and turning it back out again? He's like, nope. I didn't think about that. Good one. How about unplug it, plug it back in? He's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Good heart. Good point. Let me check that out. All right. So now they're going to watch me on point dabble point from months ago for some reason John on this episode from yesterday is

Watching these like really old clips that he found or someone sent him at to Carter's point someone sent them So yeah, you're right. Someone sent him these things and he's watching for the first time. It's all fucking old news Well, you know, let's watch Carl Swear Carl was right Carl. Swear Carl was right. By going after KB, which I can't believe I'll ever say. I don't know what's going on right now, but I recently said that John's interesting to me and now John's saying that I'm right. Are we BFFs? Are we becoming best friends right now? John and me. I hate to say it.

It just seems like it's inevitable at this point. Is his senior citizen wife in it too? I don't know. Good one, Rob. Did I take a nap? Do you have all the jokes or do I play a mandolin in it, Rob? You got all the jokes? All right. Good stuff. Jenny jingles. Hey, it's, it's Carl and his old, old lady, Jenny jingles. Rob's wife left him. So yeah, good.

You're jacking off dogs. Apparently. Good jokes, buddy. And John is who would normally pile on in a second is so distracted. He can't be bothered. He can't figure this shit out. It's most embarrassing about Kevin Brennan. People are Kevin Brennan fans. The fact that he wants to control people, what shows they could do and who they can be friends with is pathetic.

I agree. Ray DeVito's ATP tomorrow and Kevin will not let him hear the end of it. Kevin has said that he's gonna cite my show He wants to fuck with our show because Ray DeVito would dare be a guest on who are these pockets You know what to do. Who are these pockets? I want to do anything that surely does if you're friends with Kevin now, I don't know Agree with Carl I don't. But Carl is spot on here.

He is making a good point. He is. How spineless is Rob Saul? He was just talking about my wife and he's just like, oh Carl, yeah, let's fucking get him. What an asshole. What a loser. And John's like, Carl's making some good points. Yeah, no, Carl's pretty good. He does make a lot of good points. Rob, do you even have a personality of your own? You just agree with, he's just a fucking lap dog. He's got dogs on his lap and he's the lap dog. And all of them have a personality for me. Hey, well tell me what to say next time. I will. No problem. Rob. And I don't agree with Carl. I don't like Carl, but I don't like you either. He is making a great point right now.

I don't really have a problem with Carl. I mean, he doesn't irritate me. Even a Iota. I don't really have a problem with Carl. I mean he doesn't irritate me even a This is who Rob is okay He's another one of these guys just like what are we talking about that? That's my thing that I think too. We're all on board Fucking that the fucking hacky shit wear all right. I'm not as bad as the shit wire. Thank God for that current if that's amazing congratulations Yes, thank you. I got the the Rob Saul nod oh I'm okay. I'm cells book. Okay Dabble con to you might be up for the not as bad as a shit wear Fingers crossed

All right another fail that happens right after this is that John mutes himself because he's like fidgeting with shit He finally figures out to turn the light back on and he does which is amazing But he's muting himself because he's just like busy and doing all this shit, and then he forgets to unmute himself Bring it up. I'm just impressed. He brought the microphone back Yes, because he stopped using the laptop, Mike. I think it was his mom who told him he was echoing too much. When he started doing it in Florida, his mom's like, "'You have too much of the echo.

I tried to play it for my friends at the bridge club.'" And he's like, all right, mom, I'll put the microphone out there then. So yeah, so now he's got his green screen back up and running. And Rob, again, brilliant commentary here, but eventually we want to hear what John has to say. Yeah, and I'm sure uh, surely on it. Yeah, yeah, because surely always with that like hacky, like he's forced, like he's some professional broadcaster. You sound like an idiot.

John's just- You're muted. Talking and talking and talking. Talking and talking. John, you're muted. Oh, now he realizes it. Can't hear you. Shit, he's to target talking to target John you're muted Well now he realizes I hear you shit. He's an idiot can't hear you so now he's gonna be time like he did it on purpose You're muted now. I can't hear you stick It's brilliant. Yeah, he's a great actor now There's no sound coming

There's no no sound Mm-hmm no sound are you sure? Oh there you go. Look at you. You're a fucking asshole. Oh, the Duke. He gets us every time, doesn't he? So great. Now, big news happened this week. happened this week. The keychains. We've been talking about the 10th anniversary tonight show reunion keychains since before the tonight show 10th anniversary reunion, which was back in early May and John the seventh, I believe may the seventh, John was going to have these keychains and then they didn't come and it was Fat Axis' fault so we put a sign on the wall write down your address I'll mail you out the keychain it's Fat Axis' fault they fucked up and how many months have passed since then? More than one right? Yes. And he still doesn't have the

keychains well they finally came in and uh I think this is my lost interest, put this together. This is amazing right here. But seriously, I get the key chains, then that's why I text the guy and I say, dude, are you trolling me? And I sent them a picture of the key chains. Now, I am not kidding. Why are there salt stains on his microphone? This is not a novelty.

It is not this person's fault. Where do you eat eggs in the morning? The f... It's a problem. Cause he gets mad when I said, why would you say am I trolling you? I'm like, no, I just thought it was some kind of joke. Is this a joke?

Here are the keychains. These are the keychains. Producer Chris, can you describe what we're looking at right here, people are listening to the show? Barely, because it's tiny print, crappy keychain. Yeah, it's a really crappy keychain. I can't make out what it says. It's mostly white space, and in the very tiny little middle

it says a tonight show with Jay Leno May 7th, 2024 and so What happened here? No one would print this thinking that this was a good product This guy's been fucking with them the entire time The guy who's like John get your keychains has been fucking with John the entire time and this is how you troll someone The keychains are gonna be there then they were and then the constant back and forth emails. Oh, no, okay Let me check them with the company. They said they're gonna send it out all they haven't yet. Okay, let me check it. So he's been Keeping John going on those alone months

And then he finally does send them and it's all but a goof this entire time It just still doesn't fucking get it. He's just like are you fuck with me? Yes So would you say are you fucking with me? The answer is usually yes Everyone's fucking with you all the time But you can tell John is conflicted because he has to show that he actually got them right even if they are pieces of shit Embarrassing as this is he's's like told you there were key chains Yeah, it's not better He slipped a while back, and I don't know I at the time. I thought he was making a joke

But he let the guy's name slip mm-hmm. It was getting the key. Did you ever hear this? I remember this yeah, Keith chain Yeah Keith chain is getting me the key chain. And you know, Keith and I go way back. So I'm sure he's doing a great job. He's showing this thing in the camera to get, no, we get it. You've been had boy. Yeah. What happened? So I get these and I'm like, oh my god. So, I get

Go and he went no no Carl actually you're jealous cuz Vince likes me more than he likes you know That's not the thing. I'm trying to bring up here John. He's trolling you he's always trolling you and Jack goes he's not though He's a good guy. Hey John this guy is trolling you just FYI and it don't seem right. I could just be Just look at this thing. I can't send that out to anybody And he's like he's like oh my god John, you know I can't send that out to anybody. And he's like, he's like, oh my God, John, you know, I can't believe it. I'm sure he's broken up about it. Because in his defense, that's not what they showed him. When he proofread this, it was big.

It was big on the key chain keychain was like the whole thing big on the keychain So now I got a big box of keychains, oh my god, I want one That I can't use he could sell those. Oh, he already is. Oh good. I was gonna say the devil verse would buy those Ten dollar a ten dollar super chat will get you a keychain in the mail alright. I'm listening alright. I have a question He says in his defense. They sent him this I thought he was spearheading this whole project No, he had a guy that he was in reprimanding Because it started with John was gonna do okay That's what I was gonna get the banners and the keychains and then as soon as things started falling apart

He's like well. There's guy told me he was gonna do it. He didn't, he's fucking up. But first it was FedEx. Then it was the guy, then it was this company. That's not like John to blame people. I know, it's not that it's been his fault at all. Fucking Mensa. All right, I wanna give a shout out to my boy Christian Blatt

from Who Are These Broadcasters. He did a bonus show today. An interview with Jackie Martling. It went over 90 minutes and the first 60 minutes or so, very fun conversation. Jackie, interesting guy, good jokes, some good jokes. And then Christian goes, all right, well, I gotta read these super chats that came in. You probably don't want to answer them, which was well done by Christian Spire. He's like, I know you don't want to answer him. Which was well done by Christian Sparzyk. I know you don't want to address the stuff that the listeners want to know about. It's like, Jake's like, no, no, you can ask me anything. I'll answer. Oh, whatever. It's like, alright, cool. So yeah, so he got Jackie to respond to some questions about Stuttering John Melendez. Yeah. Alright, the child actor who beat Bob Levy. Who's funnier? Shulie Egar or Stuttering John Melendez? That's not even a question.

No. I love that it's not even a question. No. That that is the perfect answer. So, I wanna say that this was already clipped and put up on one of the reddits that John looks at. So, John saw that clip with Clay Dabler today and went, oh, thank you, Jackie. Thank you. Thinking that Jackie was saying that Shulie's not a comedian. Like, John already looked into it in his own way. He's just like, yeah, of course. Jackie's got my back. White Knight's a hero, right? That's not what he means at all. And Clay Dabler's like, yeah, Jackie brothers know who Shulie is. He's like, no, he does. They're very

aware of each other. Stickles, have you seen Stuttering John's YouTube show? If so, what do you think about it and his comments about you that you're not at his level? But I assume your answer to the first part, why would you sit around watching John's YouTube show, Jackie? No, I have never seen John's YouTube show. And no, I know I'm nowhere near his level. I don't think with a shovel, I don't think I could get that low. Beautiful. Perfect answer right there.

The guy who worked with John for many many many years knows his comedic ability Are you it he says he read his level or he's at your level? Yeah I couldn't dig a hole deep enough to be at that level and then this question comes in was John a writer on the Howard Stern show Great question penis wrinkle 12 Jackie was stuttering John a writer on the Howard Stern show or was he a call screener ais wrinkle 12. Jackie, was Stuttering John a writer on the Howard Stern show or was he a call screener? Penis wrinkle. $1.99. Really? Really penis wrinkle for the

WATP channel. That's all you got. I see you give five bucks to Stuttering John penis wrinkle. I didn't know. I I guess he used to write some stuff that showed up on Howard's computer. Okay. Just like when he submitted a call, but I don't, I didn't know that right away. Um, but I'll just say yes, sure. Well, yeah. And here's what this is very telling. This is what Casey Armstrong told us too. And Casey and Jackie, I don't think, overlapped at all, right? Jackie was already off the show when Casey came on. So this is two

different eras of the Stern show. And Jackie's going, oh, is he a writer? I guess he could like write notes to Howard during the show. So he wasn't in writers meetings. He wasn't pitching ideas. But he was aware of the alphabet. But that's what I mean. Like when John says that he's a writer on the Howard Stern show, like writers have a specific job. They have meetings, they come up with bits, all those questions he asks celebrities. He wasn't even a part of that.

Jackie's going, I don't know what John claims he was writing stuff. But you know, Christian's response is perfect there. Here's what I'll say as somebody who's, you know, worked on shows, TV and radio, you get paid to do one thing, but you find out that you actually do a lot of other things. And, you know, I used to submit jokes on a show where I was just a production assistant. And no, I didn't get paid any extra. But you know, what felt great was seeing my joke on TV that night. I never asked for an extra nickel, you know, so of course

Yeah, right Everyone wants to participate in the show if you can come up with something and it gets right on the air It doesn't make you a writer That's it. That's how well that works at all everyone's chipping in as they say so Reverend shitstain comes in at the end of this and This is fantastic again props to He wouldn't come on WTP, but he came on my channel with Christian. So thank you for doing that. I've got two more of these chats for you, Jackie. Again, you don't have to comment on the Reverend Shitstain Powerful Pooper,

great friend of the show, is a direct quote from John who said Jackie stole bits from me all the time when the mics were off. I never brought it up to Howard because I didn't have the clout. I'm not trying to start trouble. Yep. I know you're not. That couldn't be more of an out and out direct lie. That's john baiting me to call up or come on his show and fight with him. So this is where Jackie's a little bit out of it. He doesn't realize that John's created a whole different reality in his head over the years of what happened on the Stern show.

He thinks that he was the second Mike or he thinks it was Howard Robin and then him. He said it many times. So Reverend Shit Stain, who is a fantastic journalist, comes on here and pulls an actual quote saying that Jackie ripped off John's bits, but John couldn't go to Howard about it because Jackie was, you know, the main writer on there. And Jackie's going, well, okay, he must have just like said that to get me to react or something. Like, no, he thinks this is true or he's lying about it because he wants other people to think it's true. But it wasn't to try to get Jackie to come out of show. That's for sure. And you know, I hate to deny that because how would I steal bits from him

within right bits for Howard? You know, that's, that's just, you know, he, I don't know. I don't know what his problem is with me. I'm not sure Well, maybe I maybe I bought him too many lunches. That's why he tells people I'm cheap That's the problem. I bought him lunch. I put too many lunches. Yeah, look Let's just say you're not in the minority has a problem with a lot of people and the last one that I have in here for now at least, Reverend Shitstain trying to wind everyone up. Favorite joke Stuttering John ever wrote for Howard. Love you, John.

Love you, Jackie, sorry. No, but. I'm stumped. So Reverend Shitstain, powerful pooper, you literally just stumped the joke man. Look on the way out, I want to share some messages. Email me, email me jokeland at aol.com and I will send you and I stumped Jackie the joke man t-shirt.

Oh my gosh. You can tell them, you can tell them you stumped me when you asked me what's your favorite joke that John wrote for Howard because I honestly And I'm not being I'm not to be stupid, but I'm not being a shit stain. I really do not know you know I love that So the reverend should say in powerful people will be getting a I stumped the joke man shirt when he asked the question What's the best joke that John wrote for Howard? fan fucking testing nothing

done Casey and Jackie did cross paths. They did overlap a little bit. Yes, not much three years three years Oh more than a Casey's internship more than I would have thought. Okay, but it's interesting that both Casey and Jackie when asked was John a writer like well, no, he wasn't in the the writers meetings I was he wasn't he wasn't invited to writers meetings he was a fucking phone screener he put things in Lotus Notes he didn't John didn't even do that oh yeah that's right he didn't even know how to do the software he's like no we all use the software to write notes and they're like great jokes and

stuff and John refused to learn it and let's talk about stupid John is and how bad he is at computers and many other things. Because I got a note from someone who says, seems Johnny Boy wasn't much of a student, certainly not mentor level back in the day. He finished, oh, you know, I just gotta pull it up. I just gotta pull this up. You guys are gonna fucking love this because I really enjoyed it. Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho 221 in a graduating class of 336 students.

That would put him in the lower third, Johnny! You're in the lower third of your stupid fucking class. You idiot. Top 222. He's in the top 230. Right. That's another way to look at it. Okay. So, let's look at these grades. Because I'm looking for A's. I want to see how many A's did John get. Okay. So, let's look at these

12th grade. How many A's you think we're gonna find here? Two. What's an A? 85? 90. 90 and above. Well, at least that's what it was when I was in school. What about you Chris? 90 and above is an A? Okay, zero. Chris, what do you think? I'm with Cardiff. Alright. Stone man says zero. Alright, let's see. What do we got here? So there's some incredible things to point out. First off, English. English, John got a 75 in freshman year, 73 sophomore, 65 junior, 69 was his total grade for English. That's impossible. Maybe he's better in Spanish.

We'll find out in just a moment here. I don't want to share what's going on the other side. Let me zoom in a little bit more. Oof. Alright. African Asian studies 72, European history 75, American history 169. This is the guy who talks about fucking politics all the time. Doesn't know anything about anything. Economics 69. That checks out. Hey, hey Teach, what do you think of World War II? I'm not going to lie. There's He did this better in Spanish than English. Yeah, you're right. He actually Amazing Yeah, that's not good is Junior year he was better in Spanish than in English and we've heard his Spanish and we've heard his English This is incredible. All right

Remember I went to SUNY Brockport everyone see SUNY Brockport at the top. They're showing the years I thought those were grades. And I'm like, oh, that's not that bad. 80, 81, 82, 83. Nope. Those are the calendar years. That's right. That's funny.

All right. So let's see. We got, oh, oh, let's talk about math. Algebra. 76. Applied geometry. 74. Intro to, oh, this is intro to computers. F. Shocking. Just a

fail on computers. What are the chances? He's so good at them now. So a fail is 65 or less, right? Yes. Back in the day. Yeah, I think 64. So this number must have been so low that an F wasn't a compliment. Right. Yes. So this is the math teacher right here. I just want to point out and I never talked about this. It's not something I find interesting in any way. But John loves to talk about SUNY Brockport. I went to SUNY Brockport with six credits in calculus from high school. I took calc three my first semester of my freshman year got an A in it. So fuck off, John. You're an

idiot. Well, that's hearsay. Do you have your report? My mom definitely Do realize you're getting down to his level This fucking guy brags about does not stop he's an idiot it's incredible most of us just laugh at it, but okay What do you find this evidence now? It's fun. Yes. No, this is amazing. I don't know what kind of scores they do in Minnesota. It's probably a whole different system. Just like it's one potato, two potato. General Science 78, Biology 72, Earth Science 72. All right, so it's all C's in science, even though he's a science teacher. Remember, he was gonna

get certified in science teaching. Oh, this is funny. I'm sorry, I'm just, that's why I was laughing. I saw the next class that he got an 82 in. Typing! I thought like in 83 maybe they didn't teach typing or something? They did! They only had three buttons. He just sucked at it. Business management 75, sales 70. Okay, let's let's go back up. Let's see what else we got over here. This is amazing. You're gonna love what we're about to show in a second here.

So music, what do you think this is? Music mod AM? Modern Modern American? Modern American Morning? Yeah, Modern American Music. Probably, yeah, okay, so 85. In shop class, he got a 72. Journalism was one of his best grades here.

He got an 86 in journalism his sophomore year. I know how to gossip. Economics, home ec, not economics, home ec. Oh. In his junior year he got an 80. He could bake a potato, no offense, Cardiff. Almost, just better than a C plus there. In home ec, this is my favorite music theory

In music theory which is ironically the court he couldn't come up with I Love this more than anything this fucking guy who claims to be this amazing musician Atlantic Records Music theory they didn't have that in my school I would have loved to take a music theory in high school. I mean, did you imagine it can't be hard? It's like fucking scales and shit. It can't be anything that difficult circle of fifths If that yeah But look at the arrogance so he waited till senior year to take music theory like he just thought always yeah

He's probably had a little bit of a case of senioritis at that point blowing these things off Nuri went to community college home act four he got a 65 he barely passed a D- in home ec and look at him now he can't play guitar or clean his house nothing has changed that's what they teach in home ec how to clean yes to clean. Yes. How to dust. How to get over your OCD. Put the vacuum under the couch every now and again. Isn't that amazing? So he's bad at computers. He's bad at homeac and he's bad at music. Go figure. He passed health. Drivers add, he got a 72.

Whatever that means. Oh wait, no, that's Fizz Ed. Hold on. Don't skip past Fizz Ed. Okay, yeah, Fizz Ed is just all passes. Oh, it's just Pete. Yeah, he showed up. So, Stuttering John, not a single A. You're not in Menta, John. This is incredible right here. For a guy who breaks, I wouldn't care about any of this There's there's no way I would give a shit about someone getting a 72 or 68 But it's only because of the way John carries himself as the smartest man in the devil verse. Everyone else is a fucking loser They're all high school dropouts These are terrible scores. Let me just remind everyone

that John ranks 221 in a graduating class of 336 that's hard to do the guy who put this together for me actually drew some arrows to the important pieces here so you must anyone want to know what the important elements are anyway you want to talk about calculus some more Carter for you think we're good with Pythagorean theorem all right let's bring Annie onto the program and he's been waiting patiently backstage as she always does what's up Annie oh hello oh hello Annie oh Carter by the way I didn't know you're going to be here today welcome. I know you've been on vacay I'm gonna be on tookie soup tonight Yes tonight, and then I'm going away again. Okay, but yes, I will be a tookie soup tonight

Good for you believe 10 p.m. The summer of the potato be nevermind Ralph will Ralph will be on of course Summer of the potato good for you, buddy. I think it's time that we Catch an alien together It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch It's a new game show. This is episode 95 100 it's new. I was gonna say we're like in season 5 of this thing. But okay

Are you ready to play? to catch an alien a lot of people think either a Oh Trump's got it shoe in I'm tired tonight I don't want to vote no or or or they just think that the agenda is too powerful and whether they vote or not because they see what happened the last election I get it and you could be Democrat all the way, but I know a lot of Democrats all the way You know Scott the engineer. Yeah, okay. He is Democrat as Democrat gets right, buddy But you we can all hang out with him, right? Yeah, and he's really smart, too Nice guy whatever

Now he's not so Democratic after it took him two years to sell his house in New York after Howard Stern Yeah, and even him he's like this is fucking wild But they're cooking rats on the street in New York City, and he said he goes you know what for the first time in my life I would vote Republican, but I don't see a point because they have it rigged So those who say that like this, but there's you gotta vote, but there's a time saying that I get it And have to vote I'm gonna vote but I still say how is he gonna beat their bullshit? They got too much money. I mean they invited the guy four times, but he has to run

No, I know we're gonna win he wins by you making sure that your friends go vote. I disagree. I have to bring a person with me to vote. You're wrong. We have to get people to vote. Here's the problem. The Republican party's a bunch of pussies. Oh, they're rhinos. The Democrats cheat like motherfuckers. Yes. So Laura Trump finally came out and she was okay. We have to bad harvest. Let's do it. Yeah. So if- We're in. You gotta cheat. So it's whoever cheats the most. It's legal. Well, you gotta.

Oh, there's no doubt. You have to do it. You gotta cheat. I have to piss. Okay. Cardiff, who is this guy? This guy's amazing. I don't even remember his name.

I think I pulled an episode with him before. Okay. I love it. You know what they say, cheaters always win. Yep, you gotta cheat. Yep, of course, right So we were talking about Laura Trump So now what exactly did she do because I'm saying that they need to go full-fledged cheat not legally

Illegally, just like they're gonna do it because you could cheat legally, but that doesn't equal cheating What did Tommy say next? Your choices number, criminally or civilly? B, like on your wife. That's not illegal. Next, it's a loophole-ish. Four, legally and illegally. And lastly, it's just the right thing to do to catch an alien.

All right, Carter, if you go first. Carter, what do you think? I'm going to go with B on your wife. That's not illegal. What do you think Annie? I'm gonna go with next. It's a loophole ish Okay, I like that producer Chris. I went with one criminally or civilly. All right That'd be a very stuttering John ask answer if that's the case

Let's say they need to go full-fledged cheat not legally Illegally just like they're gonna do it because you can cheat legally, but that doesn't equal cheating Legally and illegally like there are Cheating legally and illegally was a lot of cheating going on the good Equal cheating legally and illegally. Yes They're not mutually exclusive You can't have it all a lot of force in the Check good job guys. We suck probably with a pandemic or some type of bullshit where you could stay in Delaware. Yeah, so how They have to do ballot harvesting. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you

Can cheat legally enough, like Carl, to catch an alien. Not cheating enough. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. Wow, what an episode today. What an amazing episode. Wow, you guys are great.

What have we done today? I would say that we've done it all. What an amazing episode. Well, show business. So many cringe of the weeks including Adam Carolla with an impressionist that he did not care for at all. We had the all 90s action all the time discussing true lies with a record skip at it for some reason. We had the Life by Design podcast update where it turns out the cuck that married the porn star is a rapist Was raping his sister for years? And it's not going to fetishes. I guess yeah, I guess so go figure Frenchy Hanna

Can't plug in a microphone Stuttering John turned out to be a really bad student in high school. He's a fucking idiot No one could catch a goddamn alien around here. You know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show and that is It's the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of WTP The part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of WTP I'm happy to say that to key will be dropping by as we start to promote dabble con We're in the final weeks before dabble can get your tickets wtp live comm And get your tickets for dabble con. We're all gonna be there and he's gonna be there

Absolutely, so it's gonna be there card if electors gonna be there Yeah, it is amazing. So get your tickets, but going to be there, Cardiff Electric is going to be there. Amazing. Yeah, it is amazing. So, get your tickets, but... Will you be there? Right, that's the real question. Will you have the FOMO enough to come to DabbleCon? Alright, so this is, we're going to be checking out on Saturday's episode.

Stunning. Well, we're alive and well another day um isn't it so funny how your truth is a different truth than my truth because what are you trying to say oh my god is your truth earlier was like oh no mama girl I've gone through the ins and outs all the crevices and corners of my neighborhood and there are no readers to be found I'm like I don't believe that like this neighborhood particularly doesn't have a bodega that sells Alcoholic beverages so basically the problem is sure walk them through it And then I'll tell them the final so the problem is... Sure, walk them through it. And I'll tell them the final.

So the problem is... Alright, so these two guys are sitting on a bed. They're holding on to their Yeti microphones. And the show called Pioneers and Trailblazers Cool Cut Casting and Discord suggested this one. The description reads as follows. Hold on to your wagons. Comedians Peru Flores and Nick Rosenthal are blazing a new trail and doing what no one

else has done before, a podcast each week. These brave pioneer women will discuss topics that are so intense and dangerous for the common townsperson's ears, you may be influenced to follow their loose lifestyle and conduct and contract dysentery and die. Are you brave enough to hitch a ride? Pioneers and Trailblazers every Monday. I told you I'm not around Saturday, right? Cardiff, we'll see you here, buddy. Looking forward to your hot take on Pioneers and Trailblazers.

Title of this episode, Don't be jealous of my bussyussy. Yes, Don't Be Jealous of My Bussy. That's a boy pussy? I believe that's what that is, yes. Huh. I think there was a prisoner who told us all about the booty. Oh, Fleece Johnson. Yes, we know all about that booty from Fleece Johnson. I appreciate his insight into things. Alright guys, thank you so much for being here with us. Cardiff, you're doing tuky soup tonight. When's the next potato soup? There will be a potato soup on Monday, but tune in to tuky soup tonight because with a special guest fresh out of

prison, Joey C tonight. All right, Joey C's on the show. But he's fresh out of prison. Is he? What happened? I didn't even go to prison. Joey C tonight. Alright! Joey C's on the show! But he's fresh out of prison. Is he? What happened? I didn't even know about that. I got arrested fighting with a homeless man. So we'll find out tonight! Joey tried to return his toothbrush. Is Joey like trying to do this live stream with Pops?

So they got too involved in it or something? Oh man. Let's wait and see. this live stream with Pops that the next year, he's going to try to raise $10,000 on his show. He won't stop broadcasting until he makes $10,000. He's going to completely Aaron Imholt. Uh now, the Blind Mike Project. I think I'm going to join him

for a little bit. Now, that's a goal. That's a, that's what you call a goal right there. Yeah. Also, speaking of some expenses. Yeah, I think he has speaking of Sunday If you are in the western new york area come down to beer park two to five the ice dopes will be performing It's a free show all ages outdoor event. It's a great little venue tons of beers on tap Good food. You can see chris and mine and lucy tight boxes band

The ice it helps crows will be there the whole gang So come down for that And we're in the morning Sunday then go to the beer park Oh do the morning then blind mic then head to the beer park. That's right. That's the schedule Yeah impact Sunday and work church in there somewhere too guys Annie what else are you working on these days? last week I had an episode of my show the What Is This Game podcast we covered the game Prey and we recorded it on StreamYard and it failed to go live.

Fortunately they have that record local whatever so I got all of the local recordings I put it together and I re-aired it on Friday. So you can check that out on my YouTube channel. It's on YouTube.com slash at WITGS. Our next episode is going to be after DabbleCon probably around the 28th so you can check that out and we're going to have the guest, Dayla. Very good. I haven't heard from Dayla in a minute.

Excellent. All right, well you probably have some reviews for us coming up in a moment, I would imagine. So stick around for that, but please join us again next time. It might be the episode where we find out what's for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everypony. Starting in the mush pit of morning radio. And now the show is over now. Okay.

Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. Alright, that's enough of that. Annie, what do we got for reviews? We have a bunch of new ones, but I'm going to save just two for today. Great. We have the first one coming in from Pete N. D. on 71224. Great

concept. This gimmick is sad. Alright, I'm going gonna say that is a six star they found a way to get an extra star in there no I'm with the ones that who damn it that's not the way to do it people well you know yeah they sound like they liked it though okay I'm gonna try to work out a deal with the reviewers here understand I said this is the upfront at the beginning of the episode. You give us five stars, that helps with our algorithm, then the systems think that people like us.

And you should know over us in the comment section because that's fun for us. The computers don't understand sarcasm. If you are going to give us a one star, some people will, I can't stop them, then you should say nice things about us. So if you hate us, talk about how great Chris's hair is, how funny the potato is, and other nonsense like that. Right. That way when Carl hears the review, he'll think, wow, this is great. Yeah, I'll give myself a steam up. Yeah, I'll feel good about myself.

Right. In the gut. And we don't want it's okay and give us a three star. So that's the worst thing you can do. Yeah. Don't do it. All right. Let's hear another one, Addy. The next one comes from Nate Rob X on 715 2024. So this one, I guess we're reading a little late. I would have read it last week, but it says, too cowardly to address the attempt on Trump's life.

On Saturday's show, Carl was aware that the Orange Godman had an attempt on his life, but he said he does a comedy show despite scant to nil evidence of that in over 500 episodes. And counting. I guess Carl doesn't like and appreciate small talk trifling matters like freedom, liberty, having a country, and making it great again. Shaking my fucking head. That's a very funny review review I hope that's five stars that one is okay I like that you know what we should pivot we've been doing this format a long time should we just talk about Trump and how amazing he

is from now on on this show all right is there any format all right my co-host is Cardiff on this new format that we're doing. Just two good old Americans talking about Trump. And we'll probably solve some calculus problems while we're doing it too. So it should be a lot of fun. Let's get into your voicemails everybody. Whoa, what are we talking about? No effects.

No effects. I just saw no effects. I did. Why don't you ever talk about cool punk bands like fucking Black Flag or Miniman or you know, Agent Orange. Always just no effects. Anyways, fuck that. Fuck you, Carl.

Hackamania 2. I heard Carl is by A dick has crashed in between Carl's butt cheeks boom Boom boom Don't call me back or no call me back. Fuck it. Call me back Listen, i'll talk about black flag, but not henry rowan's black flag. All right, which era used to do that the other one the other one Oh Carl yes, sir. I forgot to leave a voicemail. So here's my voicemail. Okay, you got to check out opi show lately Opi yes, what's he doing back in with opi? He's checked in recently. I didn't see anything. He's doing like radio bits now

On his like the man of the day and word of the day like he's He's having He had he had a one of his listeners on and he was doing his best impression of AM radio like oh peace is he doing on his livestream that he takes off live stream. Well, he's been I listened to his podcast a a couple episodes of his podcast. Gotcha, yeah. He turns it into the podcast. Okay. Yeah, I'm sorry. That was 45 seconds. Thank you for that, Tep. That's good. I've never talked back to a voicemail so much

before. Yes, you have. Let's try this again. You've got some hauls there in America, no? First, you've got Aaron Imholz. He's had multiple wives and is currently dating someone before even properly being divorced as far as I know. He looks like fucking Jim Carrey's poor autistic cousin and has a god-awful personality. And then Stuttering John, a man with a self-confessed real problem with both foot and genital odor let alone all of his personality disorders and what a fucking idiot he is who's had sex with

multiple Playboy centerfolds and was married to Susanna who definitely looked okay back in the day I think and yeah so what the fuck is going on? Oh, hi, doggy. Oh, hi, doggy. Oh, hi, doggy. Wow. Yeah, America's pretty great. We know the internet, but everything else is going peachy. Gary in San Diego, Wayne, and now during the interview

with Michael Caputo, John brought up his story about Quentin Tarantino, one that we've all heard 2000 times. Hey, Carl, Gary in San Diego. Well, I saw that, well, we all noticed that John once again crowbar in, I can't believe I directed Quentin tarantino's story And I got curious how many times has he told that story in the last 12 months take a guess On his podcast. He's told that story 18 times in the last 12 months I can't believe I directed quentin tarantino. Ha ha ha ha really funny

Anyway, I'm getting sick of that story. Let me do Gary Rock-and-Rolla rock and roll it to you, buddy Yeah, he's got to just like stop himself because we can all see it coming It's the worst man or Matt calling in. Yo, Carl, what's up, man? It's Matt or Matt. I'm just calling in because I just listened to the most recent episode of This Is Maria and it's for Jenny Jingles because I forgot

what the term was that she used and I'm gonna sound like woke dad here. I might start crying, but she said like, you know, cosmically chained or whatever it was and I was a victim of that so Wasn't very nice and I I went to Maria's fucking hundred and twenty five thousand dollar fucking retreat and I didn't even get anything so much as a

mouth hug or a butt touch teacher nothing and then woke up the next morning and I couldn't find my my grandfather's jar of You know Nazi scouts from WW2 that he brought home and I got home crying and she sends me an email and all it said was That was a lesson. No, I can't get it so I'm gonna go to woke dad dad fucking coffee shop and buy a bitch I see and maybe go to that art studio. It was just collapse into a beanbag and

My better man wrap it up we get the bet but moving on good evening call This is Jerry Banfield's talent agent. And I'm calling, advising you to cease and desist the use of our song, our smash hit, You Can Handle the Truth. Wow! Because you're using our song without permission. We might have to copyright strike you.

Shit, we might even have to nuclear strike you. So I mean, I'm not I'm not saying nothing's going to happen, but you never know. So now you're on notice. And like you say, see you. All right. See you. Charles, it's Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is how I talk.

And listen, I just heard your coverage on stuttering John, that buffoon, that dabbler. You know, he was talking to that woman whose last name, you know, may or may not have been Connor. Well, guess what? If I could do it all over again, I would eliminate all the Connors and then the terminators and Sky that would reign supreme My god 45 seconds, okay, I'm gonna disappear it to the burning vats of lava with the thumbs up I love this show. Okay And also go to double God to yes in tropical Rochester in August. I think it's God not September August at some point My my freaking microprocessor melted

I think that really was our. No, it's funny. Again, you're right. Hey, Carl. This is Barry. Where is Barry from Twitter? I'm two minutes into this Johnny cripple clip. Yeah. And just wanted to let you know, I'm going to veer in the oncoming traffic now. So don't call me back because I'll be dead. Yeah, I know. Jenny crunches is quite depressing. With you guys brutal. This right here is a good question. I want to address this maybe Cardiff can weigh in and Chris as well on this. Hey, Heidi. Hey, Carl. It's Jeremy. I'm a little

disturbed at the fact that you were all jazzed up to be at a, what do you call it, a break stuff show after Corey Hayne, what the heck is the name of that? Limp Bizkit. I was all about you when you were about no effects and then all of a sudden I hear this guy's going to a Limp Bizkit concert and you're all jazzed up to hear Break Stuff twice. I thought that was a little weird. But my question to you is this, do you think that Stuttering John or Corey Feldman is a better guitar player? Please, pontificate amongst yourselves. Hi Lucy.

Who is a better guitarist? Corey Feldman or Stuttering John Melandez? I'll hold off on my opinion. What do you think Cardiff? Well, it's funny, did you see the clip I posted to Twitter today of Corey Feldman in the middle of a guitar solo? No, I saw it live. Yeah, you saw it live playing with his steel switch. Yup. Yup. I think Corey might have him.

What do you think producer Chris? Was Lucy a contestant in that? No. Oh, alright. So I haven't seen Corey Feldman play guitar, so I'm going to have to go with Corey. Okay. I will say, John, you suck at math, but you're a better guitarist than Corey Feldman. Oh, Carl.

Corey's really, really bad. His guitar's in tune. It's tuned to drop D. It's not. It's in tune. It's not good. He's really bad. I gotta give it to John on this one. Hey, Carla. Guess what? I think what you guys need to do for your show, you guys need to have a Tom Myers parody song contest. Because you guys have already done stuff, Joe. You guys did Opie. You guys did Seamus. I think Tom Myers needs the spotlight for this one. Okay. So we'll go ahead and start. I was gonna go to class, but then I got a bong head transplant. I was going to go to school, but then I got a bong head transplant. But a little

shoehorn, but I like it. They got it. Tom Myers, parody song contact. I would do that. Tom Myers is away right now. He's not doing his show, but when he the There's a election coming up. I would think the quarter off. It's enough. Idiot. Oh, I just want to personally thank you for, uh, actually posting or not posting, but I, it's rare when I watch the show live, like I actually watched the video and I just want to say, I appreciate that you actually showed the link to, or, you know, the YouTuber that for the bloody ass song. Cause my God,

I've had that stupid song stuck in my head. And can I get a little bit of sympathy for my brother? But yeah, it's a great song. It keeps getting better too, I gotta say. It's one of those signs I just want to hear more and more as we go on. Hey, Carl, just wanted to endorse your Patreon for one main reason. The reason I've been a bag slapper so long is that I can go on there and search for parody and listen to the holiday parody album anytime I want. I know this is weird, but I love it. I find myself walking around the house going with my Dutch boy head Oh All my wonderful Christmas is yours

I don't know man. I find it funny keep doing what you're doing. Don't call me back Hey now you are correct our patreon is amazing people should go to patreon.com slash go to these podcasts and check it out all the audiobooks Sign up see what you think. I think you're gonna enjoy it. Especially if you're signing up now the back catalog is Tremendous so what going on there? I think the price should go up Carl. You know, we need to start raising prices around here You know inflation happened on our watch. We still have the same 2018 prices. Yo, did you see Chrissy and Keanu doing a complete 180 on the Reketa shit right after they went after clip channels? That's a bit bizarre.

Seems like there's a co-cast conspiracy going on. Kind of funny. Go fuck yourself. I'll say this. People are annoyed with the amount of gossip that we do on this show. And I have steered clear of what's going on with the Riketa because it's starting to get nuts because now Keanu and Gino are getting calls from the St. Claude police department about potential revenge porn case against Aaron Imholt. And then Nick Riketa is on with Chrissy Mayer and He's explaining that the way cocaine could get into hair follicles of a child

There's nothing to do with cocaine being around the child and Chrissy doesn't push back at all like hold on a second What do you mean? What the fuck you talking about? No, this makes any fucking sense. So yeah, it's getting pretty ridiculous What's going on? What is going on over the cocaine bullet like the way he was describing it because this is what attorneys do they just enter potential doubt into it they're like you know sometimes you could grow up with like methads they're like smoking meth and you're not even in the room and they're smoking the meth but there's whatever residuals and then all of a sudden you test positive like what what's going on so how did your kid get coke in her hair I'm confused so it's going it's all been very ridiculous but listen I'm keeping notes I just can't

bring it out of WTP there's enough shows covering all this shit at this point I'd like to apologize I said coke cokehead conspiracy. That was out of line. I meant to say crackhead conspiracy. The police found glass pipe and fucking, I forgot. God damn it. Don't play this. But no, I'm not going to tell the Jets. So that's the other thing too is now it's come out that Nick Ricada had a crack pipe that they confiscated and apparently some type of pan or something that he was cooking cracking. I don't know if any of this is true.

I haven't looked into it. I'm over it. It's Coke had a carry smoking crack on top of that. It's not a big difference to me, but a lot to talk about that Nick Reketa airing him whole world. A lot going on over there. Ahoy, ahoy. Great to see you, Moose, here. You know, Carl, I just wanted to say, I'm sorry, I called in several times and called

you a cunt, but you have to understand, I was about 15 Baja blast feet and I had just been watching Silence of the Lambs and you were being a cunt, so. Anyway, what could I do? Call me back. All right, thank you, the great Seamus. I always appreciate a good excuse. You know, I always say, if you're gonna have an excuse, make it a good one.

Yeah. So that makes a lot of sense to me. Alright guys, thanks so much for hanging out with us. Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. That was a great episode. That was really great. Are we done here? I think we are.

Ah, Carl, I love you. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Bye, Brennan. Okay, bye. How do I reach these kids? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.