Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep541 - Pioneers and Trailblazers the Podcast

Episode Date: August 4, 2024

This week we’re getting to know Peru Flores and Nick Rosenthal, aka Pioneer Peru and Trailblazer Nick. And by getting to know them, I mean we’re really getting to know them. Strap in for a wild ride that covers new tattoos and a wacky threesome.  Tookie joins the show to help offset the deeply disturbing stories told by Peru and Nick. After a quick peak at the Allen Cox show, Dylan submitted a fantastic Hawk Tuah song parody. Then we check in on Opie who made a trip back to Manhattan to rub it in his friends’ faces that he lives at the beach all summer long. Stuttering John is totally out of control as he is trying to sell his house to his mom for $10 and have me arrested for showing his report card. And finally we play a round of To Catch An Alien, the internet news, and your voicemails. Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop Tickets are on sale for DabbleCon 2 on August 16th and 17th – http://watplive.com/ Tickets for the Magic Bag in Detroit on October 25th – https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide https://tookiesoup.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And that is October 25th. Tickets available at themagicbag.com. Also, we encourage our listeners, give us a five-star review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you review podcasts, and then shittle over us in the comment section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Pioneers pioneers and trailblazers the podcast. This was a suggestion from cool cut casting and discord. We have both listened separately. We've not discussed it was just beforehand. Let's get into it. This show hosted by Peru Flores and Nick Rosenthal.

And they refer to their viewers as towns people and the most recent episode to you and I were checking that out before we get into that because it gets heavy, I want to start with some fun. I went back to an older episode. They weren't in 720p yet. A little lower res. The sound is still terrible though, so there's that.

But we're going to learn about our hosts here, who sit on a bed together when they do their show and they are fabulous Mm-hmm. There's there the action underneath So if anyone who went to acting school you would know that For each thing that you say you need to be on action like you're doing something to the other person So the action that Peru said when he said what was I can't remember exactly what was said I think you said I don't think you tried lol the action on that was to hurt That was to demean to to to call a liar a part of me and if the follow-up to that text was like

I feel like there is You know again keeping it real here out of pioneers and trailblazers, which by the way. Hi. I'm pioneer Peru I'm trailblazer Nick. This is So trailblazers which by the way hi, I'm pioneer Peru. I'm trailblazer Nick. This is Okay, so you heard it here first people pioneer Peru and trailblazer Nick are hosting pioneers and trailblazers and It's a couple very very gay guys, and I say that as a compliment these guys These guys would make any of my gay friends blush with how they act. It's a little bit over the top if you're asking me.

Mm hmm. And super homos. And Peru is very proud of the fact that he is, well, Latinx. I was like, maybe there's somewhere in your neighborhood that you haven't explored because you're just like a little bit intimidated to go because we all you know like I'm like Latinx Yeah, but like you know like look everyone who's watching like look and I'm giving the Gotham girl realness today But but you know like it's not like a costume designer of Gotham girl. I am so sorry Sorry Is there a third person there giggling in the background just realized yes the gimp That would make sense

It was nice of them to lend them out so they could watch them do their show these guys are doing all of the coke Like leave some coke for the rest of us guys They're in Manhattan. I believe well at least the the one guy know was in Manhattan and They are Loving their lives. They're living out the active gay lifestyle with all their gay buddies, lots of conversations about that, and the problem with Nick is that he's not as open as he should be about his amazing drug-fueled sex orgies because if he were he would be so much more successful.

Oh you don't need to know that, you don't need to know all these things about me. I could be I have thought about this as well I feel like I would be a really great and successful I would have way more success now if I was shameless and used every aspect of my life for content. Exactly which is what I do. right right and so when I I had like a huge moment like a big moment in 2021 no actually beginning 2022 and there was a period where I was like it's not what I'm gonna do am I gonna content farm my life and I content for your life content farming yeah that's no that's a it's a real thing girl yeah just the way that you said it made me just maybe I just wanted to clarify so then basically

We're certainly with that. Oh, yeah, but unfortunately I like to be private and I don't need everyone to absolutely everything about me So I'm like yeah, prude definitely had no idea what they're talking about that content for my life. What? Weird thing to say so Apparently this guy, similar to Stuttering John's we're going to learn later on in the program, is thinking like, man, if I just had a GoPro strapped to my head and people could just watch me sucking cocks all day, I would be an overnight sensation. I don't know if all of that is similar to Stuttering John. But you know, sponsored by GoPro.

Some of that definitely. No, I think that was pretty much how John put it as well. Yeah, actually now that you mention it, I think that's what he said. Alright, so they talk about hairstylists and going to barbers and stuff. Now, Peru colors his own hair and he's very proud of that.

Which is odd. Well, they're both poor. They mention that they're poor. And there's reasons why. I'm going to play you some of those reasons coming up in just a moment. but let's hear about these barber shops because there's a lot of Latin Americans where Peru lives and there's a certain sense to those places that he goes to they does not enjoy you know how intimidating it can be because it's just like it's like about 10 to 12 just Dominican barbers who are just yelling but not because they're mad but because it's just how the way Latinx people communicate

just yelling and you're just there and like it just brings me back to Peru when I was like so scared to like you know go to like a barber because it's a hyper masculine environment you know which is really silly because then all these barbers like take themselves so seriously in the way that they're cutting hair And I'm just like that is faggy dolls Like you fucking like really going deep on you the fucking fade is fag culture and like you just don't know about it Did you watch? I'm assuming you did but Kathy Griffin my life on the D-list. Bitch that is my-

Culture for me is Kathy Griffin. Speaking of gay, you ever watch Kathy Griffin? Yeah, yeah, sure you have. I gotta ask my wife if that's effy behavior to get a tight fade on a guy. Well when he said it was hyper masculine, I was like, I mean they're cutting hair, how tough can it be? I know. I'd love to know what they think is masculine.

Yeah, they had sports on the TV. It was crazy What are the guys was drinking beer out of a can whoa fucking nuts over there? You can't believe it. What are we doing today homo? I said one more clip and then we'll get into the most recent episode, but this is Nick He tells this really long story It was about how he pretended he was wearing a wig when he was in high school, but he wasn't wearing a wig. And the story goes on and on, and there is no payoff here. And she was like, your wig, remember,

you said that you like wear wigs. Like I remember you told me, and I was like, girl, that was a joke, that was not real. And then she didn't believe me. She thought that at that moment, in that time, me telling her that my hair was real was a joke. Oh my God. Anyway, that, not as funny as I thought it was gonna be That's like oh I was supposed to start laughing there. Oh my bad. I'll start laughing out there. How's that work for you?

What is this trend of doing podcasts from a bed together? Yeah, I have an idea about this because right we watch those other Women who are pretty much the same personalities as these people just talking about going out and fucking all the time and they're both just like in the bad and way too relaxed yeah like sit up in an uncomfortable chair like me right producer Chris I'm making a point damn uncomfortable chairs I'm getting too fucking relaxed no slouching over here so the most recent episode it's called a second dick has hit the hole episode number 48 So over modulated I hate their mic technique

You can see they both have like those yeti snowballs whatever they're called. Is it a snowball or am I just thinking of gay stuff? So they get the Yeti microphones and they're just holding them. They had bases. They're supposed to be sitting at a table in front of you, but they're holding them and they're going all around and Nick really. They're cocks, Carl. They're excited. Yeah, they get really way too close to their face and their mouths and Nick is breathing

into it nonstop. And this is how the show starts off, most recent episodes. So that's what it used to sound and look like. Now let's find out how they've improved. Well, wow. Listen, in a moment of vulnerability and honesty, I will say, was I running late today? Yes.

But did I change three times? Yes. But when I get here- Did you look any better than the first outfit? Probably not Oh trust and believe I look a lot better and today we're going to Birthday party for a friend Mia. Oh god. These are people who think their lives are so interesting. They're like, oh it's Mia's birthday party Oh, tell her I said hi That's all this whole show is about. It's like just them talking about their lives and inside shit I didn't know what the fuck they were talking about, but I also noticed they never have a bed sheet is the bed sheet that filed

Yeah, the bed sheet is a little dirty a Couple different fluids on it very likely did you happen to pick up on the fact that our boy Nick here is wearing Jorts yeah, he's wearing cutoff jeans and this reminded me of a video that Mark at the Comedy Club played for me the other day because he thought I was wearing jorts and I was not but he was convinced that I was and so he played this for me. And so we played this for me I'm in my George

I'm in my George shorts I'm in my George Jean shorts that means George my name is Carl and I wear George fuck off the funny name for dorks Myers and Jimmy Fallon they're like I need a name for a nerd. Carl, got it. All right, Carl. No more brain-stirring. We got this. Think we nailed it. Thanks a lot, Carl. Just gained some respect from Mark. Yeah, I know. Mark's like, Carl, get in here. Get in here. He pulled me into his office to show me this fucking thing. You're like, oh, this must be important. Oh, boy. All right, so the big news, and Tu and took you checked out this episode, right?

Big news the big news is of course that Nick got a new tattoo Right. Don't you think that's the big takeaway from this episode? Let's talk about the tattoo come on. Hold on! We'll get there, we'll get there! So, he's all excited about this new tattoo and he explains the tattoo artist. Your biggest accessory on your left arm. Oh, my new accessory. I did get a tattoo last Saturday. Shout out to my tattoo artist. It was a lovely non-binary person that my mom kept calling she Did you ask pronouns or did they just offer them? Well, they never said pronouns, but like you could just tell

That was what the vibe was and I didn't want to assume but it very clearly was not the pronouns They were doing anything wrong. No, it was very clear that they did not go by she her It was it was very clear that that was a divided that the haircut was very short All right So I'm glad that gay guys are just as confused about more confused than the rest of us here, right? So you guys yeah, there was no mention of pronouns. He says he has a non-binary person My mom could counter her and he goes like oh, what did she say what her pronouns were? No, I assumed her hair was short. Well. I've given girls a short hair. They were It's not a new thing just say you know a lady k I checked I checked it all the parts

They were girls all right, and the hole wasn't up higher than it should have been so I was pretty sure they were always girls Victory lap. So I just thought that was interesting that the LGBTQIA plus community is not a community. Everyone's confused as to what the fuck is going on around here and this actually goes on into this clip. And I you know I tiptoee and as around that kind of situation But my mom kept referring to her That's so obnoxious Noise is killing me well they need headphones or they need to listen back or something like he's got that mic right in his mouth I

know Yeah, or they need to listen back or something like he's got that mic right in his mouth. I know Cock joke, but it's not great. So then he misgendered his tattoo artists. He's like whoa What's going on? It's so crazy watch out again none of those matters gives a shit Let's get one more thing about the tattoo. This is important that and great for visual learners. Show the visual learners. You can see it's just like cute. I put it on my arm. I have it to like when my arm is by my side.

You can't really see it. But like if I twist it out you can. So she's cute. You don't have to be that gay, right? He's putting this on. Of course. Well yeah. It's so ridiculous.

I mean even that belt. I. I mean, even that belt. I hope he gets hit with that belt. What kind of tattoo is that? Okay. It looks like bed bug bites. Yeah, it's not a great tattoo. So he decided he wanted it in red because it goes with the skin complexion.

Everyone else in his family got the same tattoo, but in black. And it's just an acronym for something that his grandma used to tell all of them, which is like don't be gay keep on knitting was that what it was? Tukey Yeah, so keep on knitting keep on knitting so it was K. Ok no yeah, okay, okay? That can't be right. Yeah That's what maybe it does.

So he got this tattoo, but you're right. It's so tiny and it's in red, so it just looks like an infection. Yeah. It's not a good thing. Like, I'm sure if you went to the doctor, they'd be like, oh, let's look at that. Did you give blood already today? Yeah, right. So they refer to each other as girls, as gay guys like to do. And

apparently, Nick's name is Miss Nick. And Peru explains Miss Nick's social media habits. It was honestly a lot easier than I thought it would be. And also, I believe a townsperson responded to what to do. Because leave it to make Miss Nick will will literally have to miss nick miss nick will will literally have will evaluate evaluate any resharing anything miss nick puts on stories has to be meticulously thought of in here the only moment of like attention seeking that miss nick really just let herself partake in was you posting that photo of you on the tattoo bed

because I wanted to share like I want all these house to see me on the statue but I'm like wait so edgy believe my DMs were bloody and particularly one someone is somewhat a townsperson commented that I looked really fish Laying down on the tattoo bed and I said, thank you. I hope they're embarrassed by the sub day I'm glad podcasting wasn't a thing when I was in my 20s I'm sure I would be embarrassed by whatever I would have done back then. I hope these two watch this ago Holy shit. We thought we were cool and funny This is bad. What does looking totally fish mean? All right, so I looked this up

because I wasn't familiar with this either. Looking fish means looking particularly feminine or convincingly resembling a cisgender woman. Yay! I know, I mean, how is that a good thing? But I guess that's a good thing. It's not like he was in drag or anything like that while he was getting his tattoo.

Or was he? I don't know. Maybe he was in drag or anything like that while he's getting this tattoo or was he? I don't know. Maybe he was maybe Miss Nick was the one getting the tattoo What an interesting word fish to verify that you look like a girl. It's not it doesn't sound like a compliment It doesn't know you look at fish. They fuck you asshole Stinky yeah, well, they definitely don't like vagina so I can see why they'd be like it was a fish Yeah, all right. Well, let's talk about skin. Let's talk about product. Let's talk about how soft our skin is I'm the kind of personality that like I know that I mean, I've got my skin is really soft if you've had the honor to touch me

But I just cut my finger. Oh my god my god wait you lied your skin's dry as hell Anyway I moisturize morning and night Thank you very much my entire body It's so obnoxious They think they're funny No dry skin can be really itchy and really bothersome Carl you're right No that's not the part

I wasn't really holding on to that part too I didn't think that was all that interesting It's a serious problem dry skin it can be it can be yes So I have a feeling that when they get together with all their other gay friends Either before after the orgy. This is what they do They just sit around and make each other crack up laughing because they're all so hilarious And so there's always the two guys you get this idea, we should do a podcast. So podcast was born.

And the podcast was born. Okay. Now I have a big reveal as to why I think the show is formatted the way that it is, why they talk about the things that they talk about. Because at a certain point, Nick goes to make a reference to something that Peru does not know and rather than just be like oh there's no point of me doing that he decides to explain what the reference is. See I would make a reference to something but you wouldn't understand it because it's related to the cancelled podcast off pod we he saw that I would my

recommended the latest episode of cancelled was and popped up which I have to watch still and I was gonna make a reference to for Maybe the listeners who clearly are making us. I just make it well anyway You're not gonna get this but I was gonna say very Clinton Kane of you Okay, great because he's a for context He's a musician who one of the co-hosts on this podcast stated and he faked his mother's death He faked his mother's death. Does this story have an end? Why did you decide to go down this route?

Now, are you familiar with the canceled podcast? No. No. You are because we've covered it on here. It stars Tana Mongeau and my girl Brooke Schofield. And I was like, oh, is that what they're watching? So I went, I'm like, maybe we should revisit the show because that girl is really hot. And so I was checking out a recent episode. This show has 2.8

million views. It just went up a week ago this episode. 2.8 million views. So just to remind everyone what we're talking about here. Hello and welcome back to the Cancel Podcast. Oh, we're already having drama. Now let me tell you something really quickly before. Do you see where they're getting their inspiration from? They do the synchronize, welcome to the podcast thing. They're both way too comfortable sitting in the house.

And even though they have mic stands, they have to hold the fucking mics. Yep, and it's right into gossip. And guess what happened to me? Before we get into anything at all I got a lip flip again, and I will never learn my lesson. I'm just like you for real It's the most addicting thing in the world. It's like when it goes away. You're like what happened to my lip I have paper cut lips. Why do I have this much motion?

Why am I using a straw properly like I don't want any of this right but right now I feel like I like I feel like I just got like numbing put in my face No, it's it's definitely a little palsy vibe. Like when I get it you're like They're even do the thing where they talk over each other and everyone has to be talking at all times and I went okay Now I get it. They're trying to be too caddy whores who talk about fucking guys all weekend the difference is is that Brooke Scofield fucks Matt Reif So they're not fucking giant celebrities.

They're not part of that world. The reason why people are interested in these two is because they actually hang out with celebrities and live that lifestyle that could be interesting to someone who cared about that type of shit. So these guys are trying to emulate this, but as guys. It's funny, because I could picture Nick or Peru fucking Matt right also

Right I could as well. I think it's time to do a deep dive on our boy Peru. Yeah No, you're gonna enjoy this. We got to get into pioneer Peru. We get right into them Really explore the space So proud of his butthole It's gonna be so disgusting. Oh, I've never heard a man so proud of his butthole. There's gonna be a lot of discoveries. He's back from his colonoscopy. Coming up.

So it starts off with him talking about how he said to his workplace that his father had died so he could get a day off. And then they're like, we'll take as much time as you want. And he's like, oh yeah, I'll just take the whole weekend. And he also cries about being poor. So it's like, well,'ll just take the whole weekend and he also cries about being poor so it's like well yeah your work ethic sucks and you're also on YouTube explaining that you lie to your employer to get time off because now

he's got another excuse he's got a dog that's named Clover and so now he's got this excuse. So previously I made I made up an excuse now the excuse I did was clover is my fucking biggest excuse Like clover is you know I can always tell any anybody be like oh no like my dogs acting weird like he's like sickly Today and then everyone will understand. Oh, no stay home with the pups. You know like oh my god Literally like watching like we want the ripples drag race and and like Clovers just in bed with me begging to go out He's like, please like please I can't stay in here for another hour. I can't relate to this in any single way I'm not talking about the gay part that I can relate to no The point I'm making is this fucking guy is calling into work and getting sympathy because the dog is sick

Lay in bed and watch RuPaul's drag race And then bragging about it and then brag about it and meanwhile you've worked in restaurants I've worked in restaurants Like you're you gotta get someone to cover for you or maybe you don't and everyone has to work twice as hard and stay late They hate your fucking guys your fucking gods That's just a dick move. I hate people like this. It really annoys the shit out of me. I Cannot relate to that part well you'll relate to this because now he's talking about he gets invited over to a threesome So it's is it mr.. NYU. What's the guy's name? Yes, okay?

It was something like that so the guy's name is mr.. NYU and his husband a quality name It's hard to get into at why you know Thank you. Thank you. So Mr. NYU and his husband invite Peru over for a threesome. And listen, he blows in late to work. You'd think he'd be early for a threesome, but nope. Anyway, so I was running behind LOL again. That was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I'm 30 minutes behind I'll get there and as soon as I get there like I promise I'll get on my knees and whatever and then at one Point on the text he was like he was like baby

Relax like we can just hang out the martini glasses are being chilled in the fridge You know as soon as you're getting here. We'll have a drink mind you and will you daddy came to see my show? Mmm, okay Chill out you whore. Yeah, would it be funny if he shows up? They're just just ever like yeah, you missed it Kind of wanted to get my dick wet Kind of want to get my ass blasted, but sure I'm a martini. It's fine It's even fucking 30 minutes late for a threesome But he's all ready all offered to get down on our knees right away when we got there Yes, especially when I'm going to work. Yes, listen boss. I'm sorry

The way that job didn't work out for me. So weird. All right, so you just heard him say that Mr. NYU is just like his fuck buddy, actually came out to see his show, and this is very exciting for Peru because Peru needs all the attention all the time. For the first 45 minutes, Nicholas,

made us martinis, the three of us made martinis, and we literally just talked about my show. Oh, I'm sure you loved that. Yes, but I loved it because of the attention, but like, it felt like they really just wanted to talk to me. That's nice. It felt so nice, and it made me feel so comfortable, and like, I was just getting horny at like

all the attention I was getting. Now, his husband was out of town, so he didn't't come to the show but he had heard enough about the show mama it was like 45 minutes legit just talking about like ideas projections and he's a your gray like so they were treating him like a person he was blown away by this he's like mm-hmm I'm not just a hole to you really what show is he talking about all right I was I like this out ticket did you look into this at all no I was actually gonna ask the same question because I was confused too. So, this is the show. It's called Peru Flores White Savior. I'll read the description for you guys. Maybe we'll all go to this as a little WATP

road trip. Maybe after brunch, dabble, kind of, we kind of, we can drive down to Manhattan. Your prayers have finally been answered. Comedian Peru Flores welcomes you into his childhood bedroom as a reflection of his youth and growing up as a closeted queer boy in two different countries. Do you really think that people weren't sure? Do you think there are people just like, yeah, he's probably straight. It's like, it's like Peru, you can come out anytime now. It's fine. All right. He explores what it truly means to be proud of who you

are, whatever our backgrounds may may be the only way he knows how unfiltered storytelling and dance. Oh God move over Jesus peruse the white savior this country has been waiting for Unfiltered storytelling and dance. All right, there's so much wrong with this it refers to him as a comedian Yeah, and then it has the word storytelling and then there were dance So this is like if Colin Quinn Yeah I would go to that yeah Fair enough do we know how much of the two hundred fifty thousand dollars he has raised so far well

That's for this this venue public theater org. I'm trying to raise a quarter of a million dollars. Oh never mind Yeah, but this show I think it looks like it stopped. It was on Wednesdays at 930 It was like the last one was May 29th, so I Don't know if it's still going or not probably a pretty good show though. It's on Wednesdays at 930 At Joe's Pub. At Joe's Pub. Wow. Fantastic. So he gets over to the threesome, all they want to do is talk to him about a show and

what he can do differently and how amazing he is and he's like, oh my god I'm so talented. And then what do you think happens guys? I was like, well you know like, I mean like I am gonna get, please give me a review word after you guys get done like pounding my ass you know like I'm just trying to make like funny banter like that. It doesn't bring it back to sex Cuz I want to remind them you know like I'm so talented in many things. That's interesting banter I'm gonna try that with blind my gear. Yeah, that's Did he think they forgot why he was there? Yeah, right just like by the way guys I'm not just a celebrity. Yeah, also the twink in your relationship I forget that I was getting all this attention through conversation. He's just it's not enough. No

No, he's also got to be like guys. I'm also a butthole But then I need a review after that my assholes down here Making eye content with me. It's freaking me out enough talk. Yes, sure What did he want them to review his comedy or his sex? Capades when he said I mean I think he wanted a review of his one-man show that he does oh Yeah, which I don't know where you can review that, but I'd love to read the reviews Oh, yeah, that means although knowing what the audience would be for something like that. I'm sure it's all glowing bullshit I'd love to read the reviews about his ass

I'm sure it's all glowing bullshit. I'd love to read the reviews about his ass Well, let's find out about that because he goes into some graphic sex talk and there's one thing people love about W ATP It's when we have graphic gay sex talk on the show And then he was like he was like open your mouth and like started like spitting inside my mouth and I was like So then I wanted to fulfill my first financing which is just like fucking on the fucking dining room table Uh-huh, so of course like I get there like you know like I'm tricks and cards You're like like basting so I just get there and I'm like okay time to take turns Eating my ass and then at one point like his husband starts just fucking me cuz I was just like I'm fucking ready I'm ready for something so he starts fucking me and then and what your daddy is like standing there

He's like turned on but at the same time There's this really beautiful like light fixture in the middle of this dining room table But you could tell he was like going back and forth from so he was like going back from seeing his husband Fuck me, and then just like checking a look at like That's so me that's that's so I have s-sags I'm worried about something breaking It's very delicate So I'm gonna clip that What we're gonna say to you that is a weird fantasy to have as a gay man and to not have fulfilled pretty much right away being

Yeah, I'm a dining room table. Yeah, like most places have a dining room It's a good question interesting, but I know what producer Chris is thinking is there more gay sex talk there is let's get into it Moves are moving the traditional, you know Like one starts fucking me the other starts fucking me and then I can see that the husband starts just dictating how he wants me you know like you know get on your stomach you know flip over like get on doggy do this and then I was like oh my god like the dominance is mind you I like that I guess objectively speaking like I the the dick of NYU

daddy is like thicker and like bigger and then his husband has I guess it's the same length about like it's the same length they're both like seven and a half ish think and will you daddy's like eight and then his husband's like something and a half okay but but and will you daddy's is like definitely girthy like you know like it takes some time to get in at first Cuz it's you know Husband you know like it's a bit easier to just to just slow this one down for you. Sorry. It's going by too fast This is so sexy. Oh my god. This is sexy talk right here talk about

Get in I say this because like I'm just fucking, and then I start writing N.Y.U. Daddy. So I'm writing him and I just actually, I had gotten so enthralled in just getting fucking fucked that I forgot that I brought my fresh bottle of poppers. And I was like, Oh my God. Oh my God. He forgot his poppers. Holy shit.

He must've been really in the zone there all right I mean guys we've all been there before but I mean he's a good storyteller so let's see that's what a mole nitrate yeah oh yeah yeah let's see what happens next I just bought this fresh bottle of jungle juice Tina that I want to pop open and I was like I haven't even popped it open yet I'm popping a bottle of champagne I popped them poppers bottles title of that It's gonna pop them up. All right, so you guys might be thinking like Carl You're just fucking with us. You just want people to tune out of the show. No Teasing us the reason why I'm playing you these parts is because there is a slow build

To an amazing event that occurs in Peru's life. You can see how happy he is and how excited he is to tell the story. In fact, the fact that Nick was talking about a shitty tattoo for the first 10 minutes is ridiculous. They needed to get right into this talk. This is really the story right here. The husband comes up to my ear and then he goes Do you want both of them at the same time? Yeah, oh my body could not do that my body could never do that You can't handle a seven and a half and an eight at the same time. Yeah, bitch. Yeah, what's wrong with you, Nick? Don't know if we can hang anymore neck. It's lame

So then I'm like oh my god. I have this bottle of poppers. I'm about to crack it. It's a fresh bottle You're like I'm gonna be so loose I'm like Nick when I tell you this moments in life when you have to make a fast decision And I felt at that moment show sexy Like you have two dicks in your ass. I'm like ah Fast decision and I felt at that moment so sexy There are times when you have two dicks in your ass and I'm like AHHHHH How much time do I have to answer

So powerful And most importantly in this whole story We had already established such a nice report Yeah, that's the important part when you do get double penetrated in your bundle You want a nice rapport with the guys who are double penetrating you? You don't want to just give that away to the first football player who says you're pretty Carl, right? Your mom had that talk with you, too But I was just like

Am I gonna try this right now? And I was like bitch get am I gonna try this right now? And I was like, bitch get ready. Yeah. I mean why not? Why not? He looks like a guy who usually says no, but I guess at one time he decided to let his hair down. Let's start to think that Rue might be a little bit of a poser.

All these things like, how is he not done DP as a gay man as well? I don't think most guys do dude DP Fun yes in these Olympic times Carl you push yourself to the limit to cure a little bit looser than most puppets I have to tell you yeah, you can probably take two We'll try it try to dabble God God do Well, let's see if you can land it It's done. So of course in the spirits of just trying to do something different in my head

I get is literally happening like in three seconds time that I just went this decision. I was like, all right Well, you know, let me just do it Poppers are here. I'm ready. I'm turned on Why is he so close to Nick's face right now like Nick's whole entire posture has changed. She's just like, okay Getting a little gay That we're just gonna talk about tattoos and looking fish, but okay, I like them and I feel safe with them So let me just go ahead and try it I'm like, yeah

So he gets more lube. I'm still writing the husband by the way, and we your daddy and then I take a big hit of poppers And then he puts it in We did it! We got DP'd baby! USA! You know what it is Carl? I keep forgetting he doesn't have a vagina. So it didn't seem like that big of a deal to me. But now I'm remembering all those two things went in his butt. Yeah, okay Dookie, you forgot he didn't have a vagina? What are you talking about? Yes! I don't know, he's so feminine. I thought he was a girl at first. He kind of looks like that female boxer. He didn't have a vagina Yeah, that's why I don't think I want a gay guy I'll do a poll

We'll put a poll out how many gay guys have had two dicks in their ass at the same time I bet it's less than half if I had a guess. What do you think dookie? I guess I'm so Desensitized, but I think 75% of them have What did you go all out? There's a percentage of gay guys who don't even take it in the ass. Oh yeah, that's right. I'm learning so much. That's right. I mean, this is what we're referred to as a power bottom right here.

He is ranking with this. Now look at this. How does Lady K know all this stuff about being a homosexual unless he was one? I was right. Case closed. my wife's a hairstylist And he got no kids All right, so to you sent me over a couple of clips you want to set this up at all No, I think they speak for themselves Fucking essential worker.

Like, I don't know what my body was going through that day. That, well of course I emodium too, and like, because I wanted to have a longer session with the three of them, so I was like, I emodium-doost and whatever. So, everything aligned, absolutely nothing. So he was very clean back there. Yes. Aw, he emodiumed.

That is an adjective I never knew before yeah I've used it as a now I mean I need a modium sometimes but I've never been like I'm gonna modium today um you got you cool with ATM yeah yeah I am modium we're good we got some cash you can let this play you're not understanding any of Christmas trying to prove how Australia's over Tookies talking about this guy having a vagina this guy's thinks ATMs are money machines Fair enough Anything else from that clip or can I move to the next one? No, you can let this clip play a little bit.

Okay. I'll let you know. It was so clean. My whole was so clean. Thou clean wizard! Hahahaha! That every time one of them fucked me after that, when I wasn't getting fucked, they were like making me suck their dick.

Cowboy. Mmhmm. Enjoyable. Perfect. Nothing wrong. Not a single no no throw up I'm gonna throw up and that just went too far Oh God to key it's fantastic well if you thought that was disgusting I played the next clip and Nick talks about he feels left out his butthole feels left out yeah yeah Nick Nick is not get DP'd this past week and he

doesn't have as cool stories he's realizing his tattoos kind of a dud compared to the story so let's see how he comes back from that it made me it made me like a shower and like they gave me a robe and they're like what else do you need when I came out of the shower after I clean myself up which and which of course I was just like constantly just like making Sure my whole was okay. I was like did I tear my whole did I break my whole that would be my fears Oh, there was a tear nothing no blood. I didn't I didn't spot nothing My toilet this morning a different story I literally took a bowel movement this morning because I usually do it when I wake up and

I've had a fissure and I she's been on like the tail end of like feeling better and Or and like healing or whatever and so this morning. I like to play bowel movement didn't hurt or anything absolutely no issue I didn't even look I just like grab a paper wipe my ass I Pulled it up to like fold it over to use again, and it was just blood there was nothing else on it, but blood Can I get a little sympathy? Because I got a bloody ass. I'm bleeding generously. Because I got a bloody ass. Sounds like he was bleeding generously. So being fish and having a fisher are two different things, right?

They're learning a lot. We did. We learned a lot. Oh boy. It's disgusting. We learned a lot. Oh boy I do wonder how these people find these shows cool-cut casting in the discord Explain yourself. I'm gonna need some answers Hey, they just kind of pop up every now and then but did you also notice that even her cyst? Needed to have a gender. Yes. Well, their sister. She yes I really need to see with these two unless the cyst is non-binary then they get very confused. Of course. I have a yeah

I call it they cyst gender. Hey, I get it I see what you did I'm gonna change gears. Are you ready to change here with me to keep? Yes, were you looking at the window just now? I feel like you were just gonna do an air and emerald thing No, I'm trying to fix my light because I see. Okay. Is the goal out there? Yes.

The goal is angry with us. We had a bad week. Speaking of that, this is hot off the presses. Tukey and I just got this before the show started. I'm not even sure what it means. I didn't even see this. I saw we got the text, but I didn't see this. Okay.

So check this out. Apparently there is a criminal case against Aaron Imholt for revenge porn. No. Yeah, this is fucking real. This is why are you wasting your time with me? Go after the real criminals. So yeah, I haven't really even looked at this yet. I was hoping maybe you guys can help me out with what this is the state of Minnesota versus Aaron Michael Imholt and pursuant to the rule 7.01 Minnesota rules of criminal procedure. I hereby advise you that the above named case, the prosecution has evidence against the defendant attained as a result of search, search and seizure wire tapping or any of the electronic or mechanical eavesdropping uh, confessions, admissions or statements in the nature of confessions made by

the defendant evidence against the defendant discovered as the result of confession admission or statements in the nature of confessions made by the defendant, employed the following identification procedures during the investigation, other observations. So basically what happened here, if you're not following this story, and I'm not trying to get into too much of the the gossip, people make fun of me for saying that, but Aaron Immel was bragging about sending Kayla's nudes over to Gino Biscotti and Kayla's like that's fucked up. Why are you doing that? And You know, he's been trying to ruin their lives pretty actively

So in that context the probably much call that revenge porn. Holy shit I mean, what do you think about this to key and you follow this a little bit closer than I do Yeah, I mean he brought this all on himself. Yes, he brought he basically said and it says right in there evidence against the defendants Discovered as a result of confession and mission. Yes statements in the nature of confessions made by the defendant He's fair and fucked Aaron What an idiot? This guy was confessing to all these crimes bringing children over to a drug den doing drugs with the children around all this crazy. But I stopped doing it. So he's like at home base or something. Like when you're a little kid, you can't tag me. I'm saying yeah, like no, you're not. You're not at all. And you're also confessing to additional crimes. No, you're not you're not at all and you're also confessing to additional crimes

Yeah, sanity Something tells me the goal is about to go up He's gonna need a lot of money similar to one John Melendez In order to pay some attorney fees, but before we get into that But that is similar between him and John that he thinks that if time passes it erases. Yep any sort of Chicanery well, I just it's so stupid for him to admit that he was sending nudes of his girlfriend at the time Over to his buddy. It's like well. That's a dick move. Yeah, and why would you bring that? Why would you tell people that yeah? Why would you tell everyone that that's several levels just people like everyone you're telling that to if I'm Kayla

I'm like, oh fuck you asshole. Those show prep. Yeah, right I hate to bring this was something like this bring along something like a Sex offender title with oh, okay. I don't know anything about this Thank you for reminding me now according to Patrick Melton who sent this over to us. Oh, did. Thank you. I don't know anything about this. Thank you for reminding me. Now, according to Patrick Melton, who sent this over to us. Oh, did he say that? He did say... I'll just pull up the thread. He says, uh, Also, and this is big, depending on how this goes, he could be required to register as a sex offender for revenge porn, I believe. That's, according to one, nobody likes onions.

Alleged. So, who knows? Who knows what's going on? This is the second day in a row. I've been reading text messages Vince and Bessie was very upset with me for reading the text message. He wasn't he wanted me to read it on point devil point We'll get into that but first I want to talk about the Alan cock show Do you know what the Alan cock show is Tiki is that the show that Chad was on very good this guy knows his double verse You would do well on our next game show that we do. Maybe we could have a celebrity Dabbleverse game show.

That would be fun. Holy shit. Cardiff, OJ, the list goes on. Okay, so, Alan Cox is still doing a show, afternoon drive in Cleveland. And I guess this guy Charlie likes calling into the show and asking Alan questions. And he sent this over to me. in Cleveland and I guess this guy Charlie likes calling into the show and Asking Alan questions and he sent this over to me. So I thought I'd play this for you guys You can see what it's going on over there. Okay, so good. Let me ask you a question

If you in one word, how would you describe Chad? Zumock I Don't know. I haven't talked to that guy in 15 years The guy might not even be alive for all I know. You wish. Okay, so quick question. Okay, thank you, Charles. I don't know what Charlie is getting at. I don't know. I didn't want to play the whole call because it's mostly boring. They're just going back and forth and Alan doesn't seem to like Charlie very much. But basically, he was letting him talk and letting that be the show for a while. Then he brings up Chad

Zuma. He's like, okay, I got to let you you go I gotta you gotta go. Know what he's talking about. He's like screaming his head off The guy's on hold for half an hour And I don't know what he's trying to get across He wants to know- He said he had six things to get across He wants to know what you think about Chad Zuback. You could have came up with a word You want to know one word that you would pick? for Chad

Tukey, you can come up with one word for Chad, do you think I would bet? Is super talented one word? It's not. Oh shit. It's also not four foot. That's not the word. That's not it. That's not the one.

Alright. Lazy? Lazy's a good one. Fat? That's a good one. Drunk? That's a really good one. Producer Chrissy Wagon?

You want to get in on this one, Producer to get another one producer took all the good answers How about thief? Alright, there's a misunderstandings which yeah, I know if you guys even understood somebody I'll be able to tell you the real story I Want that I want that like kicking the can down the road kind of things like well, I can't talk about it now But someday well, no you won't you won't because you stole credit cards out of the gym locker and then went to Chili's you're not gonna talk about that did you get the Southwest egg rolls Chad? That's the only thing. You know the server is just like did you want the 16 ounce or 20

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Hayley Welch was on with Bill Maher. I saw Mike David breaking this down. Red Bar was breaking this down. Not as good as us, but it's nice to see other people, you know, following our lead. Trying. Yeah, it's nice to follow our lead on it. Haktua was on Bill Maher and that inspired Dylan to write a song for her. And I'm frankly surprised no one thought of this before him. And I'm frankly surprised no one thought of this before him. And when she spits upon that thing, all the men together sing an old arousing chorus of haqqtuwa. Haqqtuwa. Haqqtuwa. Haqqtuwa.

Haqqtuwa. Hark to a, Hark to a I saw her on the internet, her hair was blonde, her mouth was wet and if you use her catchphrase she will sue you Some people just call her a slut As for me, I'll bust a nut And scream an erotic hock to her Nice job, Dylan. All I heard was the very first beginning of the chorus. I'm like, okay, that's a winner.

I wanted to be surprised. Very well done. Even when you know where it's going, the payoff is still fantastic. Very funny. Very good. I love it. It was very good. And that is a boring-ass song.

I mean, I do love the song. I think everyone loves the song. Yeah. It's like, you hear it, you don't really need to hear it again. No. Never again. Jeff Buckley or Leonard Cohen, whatever. Yeah.

Uh, Uchi. LOL WTF. Redbar's been covering Club Random way before WTP. I know, that was the joke. That was the joke. I know. I'm aware. But you know who hasn't been covering anything before I started it? That would be... Someone told me you gotta check in on what Opie's doing. And I go, yeah, I do. He does those live streams in the morning that are so boring, he's just reading the chat, and then he puts out those little quick video things

and we show them from time to time. I can't remember who was telling me this, but like, no, no, no, you gotta check out his podcast. Cardiff. Oh, was it Cardiff? Yeah, it was Cardiff, yeah. I think Cardiff was. He's gotta check out the podcast.

Like, oh, he still does an actual audio podcast. So I did, I checked it out, And I'm listening to this latest episode. He came back to Manhattan from the beach house to pick up the bills from his apartment, which people still get bills mail to the apartment. OK. And one of the plants and just check on the place. And they decided to go over and hang out with his friends at Gebhard's and do a live stream. So I'm listening to this podcast. I'm like, Oh my God, this is terrible. It's like 40

minutes long. I don't even understand what's going on. It's just noisy and people are screaming. So I go, this must be on his YouTube channel. It is, but he does edit down or someone edits down. So the actual live stream was like two hours and he edits down to 40 minutes. So he picks out the good parts, apparently. So I went back and decided to scrub through the the live streams we could find the video because I was curious myself like what is going on that I'm listening to here. So it starts with, as you know, he has a private Facebook group, which his entire life is right

now is the Facebook group. And he actually has events sometimes where the Facebook group will go and meet him at Gavards. There was one time, there was like 12 people there. Oh, that's right. All there just to meet Opie. It was incredible. And so he starts the show off. He starts off this live stream and he gets a message from one of the guys in the Facebook group. I didn't wear... I wore my wool hat once this summer and I'm getting beat up for it. Ammonist starts yelling at you for putting in too much effort. Wait, Scott Watson looks and sounds great, but you're... But Scott Watson... He's trying to push your ego.

But Scott Watson from up the river, he's right there. I think that's more of a stroking of the ego. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're close enough. The chat messages are coming from inside the house! How pathetic is this? It's literally his buddy who's sitting across from him who's also in there real like, looks great OP, great show. Why does OP always look like a Chinaman now? Yeah, that gets addressed.

That does get addressed in a little bit. Although Matt probably wants to fuck him. He looks like a K- Pop guy that bleached his hair At least is not wearing the hat dog. Give him credit Mm-hmm. You actually always had good hair. He used to and then it got real thin They started wearing a hat every day because we made fun of Opster you got good hair take it from the toaster. I think you got good hair. You should let it let it shine What how did you guys have a falling out because you and the opster were friends for a minute there? I don't know. He just kind of stopped and it was weird too because we would wake up

Getting ready to cuz Cardiff had all the Contact with Opie. Yep, and Cardiff would be like yeah tomorrow We're going on with the opster so I would literally wake up at like four in the morning here because Opie goes on at like six Yeah, and then he would just ghost us and just not do a show or something and then eventually we're just like wait Why the fuck are we getting up early in the morning for Opie? Yeah, we get to do reason why anyone was even watching that I remember for there was that tiny little window of time Where he would have you guys out on Friday mornings? I'd be like oh pop over and see what Opie's are I'd actually watch it live because I was excited to see you guys out

There kind of fun. It was fun It was also fun to do John's show and I think that's the best John show has ever been Well, that's not saying much by the way, and I don't want this to go to your head dookie you would Shudder Opie show you could only improve those shows. We're consultants Well, you know our consultants you kind of are and you're giving out free advice. They're not taking it Yeah, they're like no we'll just keep failing when you guys were on with opi It looked like the most funny ever had in his life. He's dancing around with you guys Care free although I imagine like his wife saw her one of the kids just like what are you doing?

Idiots are making fun of you, right? Also did realize that toki was also el haribla who had made fun of him So I don't know if any of that you'd have to ask Cardiff. I don't really know I don't think Cardiff knows either Troy Smith listen to this live. He said there's literally 22 people in the chat. Yeah, he pulls up every chat. There's a couple of funny ones that we'll get into. But there's a question. He's wearing his stone shirt. So, you know, someone in the chat is going to be like, Hey, Mick Jagger, man, cool shirt, you know? And then Opie turns that into a conversation you'd have on the radio in like the eighties. If you were working at classic

rock radio in the eighties, cool shirt. Oh, thank you. Got a little Mick Jagger. Mick Jagger. He's bisexual. He's 80. He's 80 years old and he's bisexual. Well, I don't know if he is. I'm just saying he is because maybe, well, you've heard the song Angie, right? In the middle of Angie, he changes the words from Angie to Andy. He's confessing his love to Andy as well as Angie. Wouldn't that make him a little bisexual? Definitely. All right. Definitely. He's literally turned into Brother Weez. I Bet he's heard Brother Weez have this conversation on the Brother Weez show or scorch or scorch for that matter The reason why we know Mick Jagger is bisexual is because he fucked a David Bowie That's why we know that not because of the lyrics of Angie

Yeah, and there was no spotting on the sheets. No spotting David Bowie's very clean back there. Very clean For that so Opie this entire show is just like how's New York guys? How's the heat wave? He keeps bragging about yeah, it's 78 degrees of my beach house. It's not crowded. There's no homeless people He just constantly just romping it in like yeah, we get it. I'll be your wrench. You have a beach house. Jesus Christ He just constantly just robbing it in like, yeah, we get it. Oh, but you're rich. You have a beach house. Jesus christ So he's talking to matt so that that's matt right next to him. Matt's the owner of gabhardt's

And he's talking to matt about shit that i'm pretty sure Matt doesn't want out there considering he runs this business on the upper west side Like very straight now we're glad to have you back Well, how's been how's it how's been things how get parts? How are the rats? How is the homeless people? How are they? That's the best part. They're done. What do you mean? No rats. No rats heatwave took them all out. That's right I'm sure he doesn't want to talk about rats at his restaurant How are the rats do it Matt? No rats. I don't know what you're talking about. One big one here right now No rats. I don't know what you're talking about. There's only one big one here right now.

Yeah, what the fuck? Asshole. Asshole, right? It's like, why would you freak that up? Because he's a fucking jerk. He's an idiot. He really is a jerk. You're right.

His brother used to own a restaurant. That was one of the big reasons why Opi and Anthony had an early falling out, was when Anthony went to his brother's place and made a joke about not getting good service. And then Opi wouldn't talk to him for weeks after that. So Opie knows what it's like to be a small business owner or restaurant owner.

And he's sitting down here talking about rats. And then he follows that up with talking about how Matt finally hired a good looking bartender. By the way, congratulations to you for finally like, you know, I don't know, hiring a chick. What? That's hot. He's got like a hot dog? I don't think, hiring a chick. What? That's hot. He's got like a hot bartender finally. What you see in her. That's so rude. He got a hot bartender

finally. I can only imagine that Debbie who used to work there and Melissa are just like, what the I thought not that they would watch the show You think there's a chance there one of the 22 people Will you watch this podcast that's done at the place you work at like You know what it reminds me of though. It reminds me of when Opie was fucking with Carl's restaurant the Cuban restaurant He's calling the chick. Oh, yeah, is that an Ola over there? It's just like dude. It's my fucking employee and she's German Yeah, what the fuck you do? I? It's just like dude. It's my fucking employee, and she's German. Yeah Fuck you do I bless Karl for calling him out he dead Yeah, and it didn't stop obi, and he's doing the same thing to Matt He big-times everyone everywhere goes like well you're kind of in Matt's place right now

Mm-hmm, so maybe don't fucking talk about you finally hired a hot chick or something shit where you eat fucking idiot This next clip is the reason why I had to go find this. Cause I'm listening this morning, you know, I'm bouncing back and forth between Be Dablin' Live, fantastic program, and OP Radio, garbage. And I'm listening to OP Radio and I hear these guys making a giant commotion. I can't figure out what is going on.

This is a part of the show that OP left in, the audio podcast. Hey, all the way down. He does that. Oh, it's audio podcast. Hey, he does that. Oh, it's no joke. He's not full extending. The chip's not going in. Don't count.

Guy's doing pull-ups on the scaffolding. Oh, he's on camera. He's on camera. Even though he's down, he's still going. Bro, keep going. Oh! Even though it doesn't count, he's still going. Bro, keep going! Go! Go! Go!

Go! Go! One for the core! Oh my God, it's... America! America! His biceps are going to pop out across the screen. Go! Oh, thank you!

Thank you! Sorry, FedExer, news sponsors have been... That's it, my friend, that's it! Good job, bro! He's bald as fuck, too. This goes back to, Opie's got a weird hangup that he thinks that people are yelling and shouting and laughing real loud. It must be entertaining Yeah, this is the kind of shit that makes his quick clips or whatever the comedy quick clip everyone's laughing. It's funny must be killing it

I mean you could see in the video a guy doing pull-ups, but when I was just listening to this I'm like, what is everyone screaming about and then I found out nothing. They're screaming about nothing It's not a great deal at all That's not exactly like the Scott the engineer push-up challenge, right when they were all cheering him on and that's yeah But that was nothing my god Well, at least the push-up challenge was a month's long build-up Yeah, I think where there's gonna be tens of thousands of dollars paid out and Scott threw a temper tantrum like that was fun Right just having a guy doing pull-ups behind you and everyone going fucking nuts. It's like alright. Oh, we loosen his mind

He's on camera. He's on camera. I'm capturing this gold And it's it's a Manhattan bar. So shit has to happen all the fucking time around there Yeah, look out the window for 20 minutes. There's gonna be 30 things that you see you knew You could tell Opie to wanted to tell them all Kind of at first like all right no big deal guy doing push-ups right but Opie quickly realized that he would be outvoted and out Screamed if he tried to continue with his show. Yeah, so he tried to play along. He's surrounded by losers Like it's literally the bar owner That is just looking for a friend just like Opie is and then guys from the Facebook group because he brings them on camera. All the guys

who are there because like Opie probably put out a little notice in their little private Facebook group. Yeah. The pond squad group just like, hey guys, I'm in Manhattan like, honey, I gotta go to Gibb Hearts. I'm outta here. And this is sad but Opie might actually be the funniest guy Gabbards. I'm outta here. And this is sad, but Opie might actually be the funniest guy in the room. I mean, how do you measure that? How the fuck?

It's like using Kelvin when the temperature gets so cold. Yeah, right. How the fuck do you measure that? So right after we see that, Opie's like, all right, how do I keep this momentum going? What's my joke gonna be about the guy who's working out? Why do that when he could just take Ozempic? It's fun.

He gets sweat all the time. Why do all the pull-ups when he could just take a shot of Ozempic? You bastard, you're my cookie. You Ozempic people are cheaters. You're cheaters, you Ozempic people are cheaters. You should at least walk around and work out, dear, so it looks like you're working out, you cheaters.

Yeah, it's the OPI. Yeah, I was gonna laugh. Sorry, sorry, sorry. So OPI does this thing where he gets a little bit of a pop. You know, oh, why'd you do that? You just take a Zephyc, gets a couple of laughs, repeats the exact same line again. Like that moment is past, now let's move on.

Then he has to like tag it a few times. Then say it in a slightly Sillier voice yeah He's so good. It's six are so off. I bet she thinks he's being so relevant. I know When do you think we're gonna see a black hand reach over opi shoulder and just steal his laptop? And then opi's show will cut out like one block down the road Just took the microphone Cut out like one block down the road Can't wait well, it's funny you say that because opi hates New York, man And this is good to address what you were talking about earlier

That's the Anthony so it's it's extending beyond what's on the lease wait So it's not your boiler room in there hammering you for it right? I Would land my helicopter on that roof I'm out of here Can I open my eyelids yeah, I can open my my eyelids, bitch. So that's from Donnie Spurgtopia Can you open your eyelids? It's a free chat too. I know I know Right in the itself. He just puts everything up So watch his response because you you called him a china man earlier to you, which is very offensive

I should have called you off the asians. I should have called you out immediately but No SNL for you, buddy That was a hell of a lift. That's something that LIE traffic. Alright, so Obi opens up his eyes cause he has to prove that he can open up his eyes. Which is good. Show off. Man of many talents.

Very impressive, for sure. And then, this is something that I don't think that you should just yell. They're sitting basically on the sidewalk. Right? I've been here before. I know exactly how this works. All of that window is just open and everyone walking by the sidewalk is just a foot away from them. So I just feel like this is inappropriate in 2024. What the hell are you doing out there?

And I have no friends. And I haven't really drank beer all summer. You're gay. Gay! And I haven't really drank beer all summer. You're gay. GAY! Yeah. Yeah, man. Looks like Bargain drinks in his mouth. Do you see the last chat out there? The last chat is fantastic.

It says, Just here to report this to Carlin producer Chris. Thank you very much. We present journals. Thank you very much. We present journals. Yeah. Thank you very much. But the fact that so OP is going, yeah, I haven't been smoking weed. I haven't been drinking beers. I've just been hanging out with my family at the beach. He literally says he's only talked to like three other humans in

the past month. Like he has no friends. Oh, no. He's such a lonely dude. And you know, we talked about John doing IRL streaming. He's another lonely guy. But John actually goes places makes a fool of himself, gets drunk, drives home drunk, allegedly. Whereas Opie I think just sits at his house all day long. I probably just stares at TV or something. I don't know. Yeah, plays the doggy little frisbee outside of the beach stares at the sunset of course I Wonder what prevents him from just going on again live

You know because he doesn't seem to care that he doesn't have anything in the morning. No. This is live. This is from a live stream Yeah, but like you're saying like if he's just sitting around doing nothing Like you would think he would pop up live like during the day a little more. Like he stopped doing that, right? He used to do that where he would pop up in the afternoon occasionally. For a while there he was doing the sunrise and the sunset thing. Right.

But I think now he's just doing the sunrise thing. Probably because the wife's like, hey we're here for the summer with the kids. Can we not get on the computer every fucking day? So he probably gets up before the rest of the family and does that. It sneaks down with his kids. Can we not get on the computer every fucking day? So he probably gets up before the rest of the family and does that. It sneaks down with his coffee. So now Mike from the private Facebook group joins the show because Mike's got something to report on. He saw the Foo Fighters. He might be the first person ever have a story like this, seeing an enormous rock band at a stadium.

an enormous rock band at a stadium. My report. How was the Foo Fighters? The Foo Fighters were great! How many songs before the rain out? 13. Did you get money back? No. You should march into the city field and demand some money back.

13 fucking songs. How much was the ticket? Two tickets for $100. What? What? Each. Jesus. 13 songs how much is the ticket to take us around. I mean each. It's about to be sitting on the roof. I was sitting in the scoreboard. I just like you're sitting in the scoreboard booth. Yeah.

All right. So what was your favorite song by the food like books? Probably my hero. I don't know. You're saying that to you not saying it. my hero. He's texting me from the show. I watched the show, man. Stop texting me. Stop telling me about the $20 alligash. $20 an alligash? Yeah. Not a gift box. No way. 1815. I was trying to figure this out the other day. Do the Foo Fighters play Nirvana songs? No, no way. Why don't they do that? Because they're the Foo Fighters. They play Foo Fighters songs. So I let that one run long. But I just wanted to demonstrate. Opie is not doing a show. Would you say Tugui this is not a show? No, this is not a show? No, this is not a show. This is not a show. This is what he's putting out.

I heard this on his podcast this morning before I went and grabbed this. He's just bringing Mike up to be like, yeah, I went to the Foo Fighters show. How was it? It's pretty good. And then it got rained out. Yep.

Beer expensive. Oh yeah, beer's pretty expensive there. Good stuff. That's probably in the description of the podcast too. Oh yeah. Like, Mike goes to the Foo Fighters. Mike goes to the Foo Fighters and reports back to us. Full report. Thunder lightning. What songs did they play? Did they play Nirvana? So Opie then has the dumbest

idea ever. He decides, you know, they should play Nirvana, but listen to his idea of what they should do with it. Oh shit. How about one Nirvana song to surprise everybody? And then maybe like, Army. Maybe do what Leonard Skinner did. Well, suddenly startup smells like Team Spirit and Dave Grohl goes, look man, there's only one person that can sing this song

and he's no longer with us. So then they just play the instrumental and have the whole crowd. And then go into something else. No, then have the whole crowd sing the song. And then go into Big Me. Okay, a couple things going on here. First off, this is a terrible idea. Smells like Teen Spirit is so boring and repetitive.

You're gonna let the crowd try to sing the whole fucking thing? Don't. That's a terrible idea, Opie. Secondly, Mike over there is like, yeah, start with Teen Spirit, then go into big me. That's a big laugh. I don't be like That's a funny joke. I guess it's funny cuz that's like their slow acoustic song. Mm-hmm. I don't know Okay, good stuff It's funny too because they both were just having a conversation behind Opie while Opie's trying to have yeah Like it seemed like they were having their own show while Opie was trying to do another show. No one's doing a show It just seemed like they were having their own show while it'll be was trying to do another show. No one's doing a show

But you know how you know that it is a show to key and I'm gonna give you some advice right now If you ever find yourself Livestreaming and you're like, oh, this isn't a show. What you need to do is you need to start yelling a lot. Five shots, they blew it. Let it skitter, did that. Oh, I missed that. I almost missed that. The one hit coming in. I got the last... I got it the last second and I turned my hand just in time. I don't know what we're yelling about.

Never explained. Never explained to me what's going on there? No, I mean, yeah All right. So now we got to get Mike out of there cuz Mike's got nothing else to break Like you literally didn't have a story to tell nothing. No, it's not good. All right, cool. Get your money back. Nope. Nope. Okay That's not right It's like a great job you you bring your sound machine? No. I had to beat it. Go, go, go, go, go. That's all he's got on the food fighters.

What's wrong with him? So that's the guy who had the sound machine that Blind Mike was featuring? God damn it. Why didn't they fucking get him with the the drops on that? They got to tell him ahead of time to bring that I want to hear that shit Opie is dismissing Mike is he has nothing else to say Opie used to make Joe Rogan and Bill Burr wait out in the hallway for 45 minutes before they come into the studio And now he's bringing up Mike who was at the Foo Fighters concert

This is crazy. I don't know how you live with yourself. Oh, he's obviously OK with it somehow. I'm not sure how that's possible. I don't know how he gets up every day knowing he's only going to talk to like 60 something people, if that. And literally just talks about, I guess, what happened in the news. He's kind of like steel toe without the begging.

Right. He doesn't have to beg if he had a bag That would be interesting. Mm-hmm. I would love to introduce the goal segment to OP radio All right, do that One more clip on here because Scott Watson the guy who was sending him the message earlier from the Facebook group now he joins the show. Get over here, Scott. And Scott not only came down to see his buddy Opie do his show, he also brought Opie merchandise with him. Here was the cup.

You should be plugging those. This is just a black hole. Oh, look at this. You should be plugging those. Who sells these? It's a mug that says OP radio and his big logo around it. Oh because who sells these Like I you know was offering this right She couldn't get this from my side, right?

$295 to get tax get yours at opi radio.com. I didn't even know we had this for merch Finally have good merch. Okay, the reason why I wanted to leave that out because weadio.com. I didn't even know we had this for merch. We finally have good merch. Okay The reason why I wanted to leave that end he goes we finally have good merch I know the guy who does his merch. It's brother wheeze's son I know the guy because i've talked to him about it And for open to come out here and say we finally have good merch is such a slap in the face All these people just fucking help him out It's it's similar to like stuttering. Joe. We just expect people to fucking help him out and do all this shit. They just shits on them

Okay, I didn't have to do your merch at all. I mean I thought didn't realize you hated it so much Oh, he's not paying attention doesn't even know what's on his website. So this is still have a doggy shirt. Oh That's a good question. I might I think he still has the hashtag Ruweezing shirts. Yes That's gross. It's gross. I might have to buy a doggy shirt. All right, let's get matching doggy shirts for DabbleCon. Deal. All right, sweet.

That'll be pretty fun. All right, let's head over a lot happened with my buddy John that we have to address. ["The Devil's Lies"] Gakiyah! Get to the point! Now let's start with some of the big news in the Devilverse this week. Jackie Martling making an appearance on Who Are These Broadcasters with Christian Blatt. I played a couple of the big news in the devil verse this week, Jackie Martling making an appearance on who are these

broadcasters with Christian Blatt. I played a couple of the questions that he addressed by super chatters on the previous episode of WTP. And then he was on the BS show with Julie and Bob in the gang on Friday morning. He was on for a couple hours on the BS show. And so what Jackie is trying to avoid is having John Melendez in his life in any single way. I know this because Jackie was on Cardiff show years ago, before Cardiff was Cardiff. And as soon as Cardiff started bringing up Suthering John, Jackie's like, I don't like where this is going

and bailed. I reached out to Jackie after Liam hung out with them, Christian Blatt hung out with them. He told those guys he'd come on my show. He's promoting his documentary. So I reached out to him. I said, Jackie, let's have a on. I think it was like episode 500 or something. You know, I laid it out there what I wanted to do. Nothing about Stuttering John at all. He responded, I'm going to pass, which he never does. So he's trying to avoid getting into stuttering John's orbit But Christian what did a great job of saying? Ah, you don't have to answer these questions I'll answer anything a little reverse psychology and then he got Jackie to just address. I didn't say anything bad He just addressed things that the kind of supercharged were saying John said about him So, what do you fucking know? John's watching the clips picks up his phone and starts texting Jackie. She's that's the one thing he didn't want. This is why he avoids the devil version all cause he doesn't want John messaging him he doesn't want to talk to him ever again. And that was that one that Jackie was on

the BS show. John yeah it was John saw that he was on the BS show and when did John start texting Jackie? That's what I'm saying. I don't know if it was Thursday or Friday. It must have been Thursday because I didn't see it in yesterday's show. So it must have been after the, who are these broadcasters? I think it was, oh, you know what it was? It was specifically when the Sheet Shitterson or Reverend Shitstain, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Sheet Shitterson. That's very rude of me. Reverend Shitstain, powerful pooper, mentioned that John claimed Jackie stole his bit or his bits or something. Right. And then Jackie's just like, John doesn't have bits. I don't know what you're talking about. And so John gets on his show and sees that clip and he goes, I never said that. Did I ever say that? Did I? Did K-89. Did I say that? Like he needs his friends to tell him what he said for some reason and then he

Texts Jackie to be like dude. I never said you stole my beds. It's just No About that I don't care about you So do you think John scared Jackie away or do you think Jackie sauce the money that was being moved in? The on the BS show that Jackie might you know to dip his toes into the dabble verse more. I think Jackie saw all this money coming in and went, so what, you guys just sit here in front of your webcam? Because Jackie on the BS show was even like in a hotel or something.

He goes, I didn't realize it was this easy. I can just pull up my phone and just do this? They're like, yeah, you sound fine. He's like, oh, and then the money comes in. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah. And imagine all the stories that Jackie has. I mean, Jackie actually worked with John. Well, I don't know that Jackie's going to get into John stuff. If he does, fantastic. I'm all in for that. If Jackie's show is a rebuttal to everything that John says about his days, and Howard Stern, I'm watching every second. I'm super chatting. I'm supporting page

I don't want it, but that's not what Jackie's gonna do. This is my prediction Jackie's gonna join levy verse It'll last about six weeks And that'll be the end of that, but I don't know who knows who knows it's gonna happen. I wish him all the best It's been good to see Jackie back around Talking everybody again, it's got to be 130. How much time does he have left? I know. Let's go Jackie.

Come on. Although Jackie is a storyteller, then he does say it like it is. He's not trying to bash anyone. He's not going after, he's not trying to start fights with anyone, but he'll just tell you the truth, which is what's so great about Jackie because John is maliciously going after Jackie and saying what a piece of shit he is because Jackie was it he goes I don't know why John's doing this maybe I bought him too many lunches which is really funny because you know John's always like

Jackie's so cheap just the cheapest motherfucker in the world so I mean when when he's pissed at Vince the lawyer for taking photos of him in the hotel room that Vince the lawyer paid for like if you don't want to room with Vince get your own room. It's that easy John anyway, let's talk about the fact that John's at his Florida house and the water is turned off and So John starts the show. It's different than usual. He's wearing a ball cap and He looks really sweaty and greasy and gross. Hey, hey! How are ya? Got the hat on today. No shit.

Why? Because they're fixing my water system and I don't know they turned off the water. God damn it! The water was turned off. Water? Let me see about this. Let me see. So I got, yeah he's got to do it right now. Yeah, so I put it at 4x speed. This is him muting it. And now he's on the phone with the water guy talking to him about how the water's turned off.

Like he just started this show. That was the very beginning. He forgot to turn the water back on. Ah, it's a story in my life. A story in my life. No water! I got no water wait a minute go what's that what's that diggy I mean what are we talking about

he just didn't turn it back on John you don't turn the water on in your house yeah just turn the water on stupid retard yeah I know this is I brought this one point devil point yesterday he calls the guy puts it on mute for some reason god forbid We'd hear his conversation with the water guy and then the guy goes. Oh, yeah, I've read to turn the water back on It's just like Jesus. Well, I guess I'm screwed. I'll never have water Well, that's coming up in a second Water I got no water Mildred no water here. I'm telling you

That really is the story of his life because he's been dehydrated No listen to this he's gonna shift his computer chair, so I'm assuming this is on rollers. You know five wheels Listen to him run over all the empty cans on the floor behind him or holding cats. Listen closely here. I'm telling you, Edwin. He's just living in filth. He's only been there a few days. He's already living in filth. He walks in, it's all clean.

He's like, well, we gotta do something about this. Yeah, right. He's literally pouring beers down the sink just so we can chuck him. All right, I feel like, oh, who needs water? So it's interesting that John's being so guarded now that all of a sudden he's so worried about any conversation he's having with anyone leaking that he has to put his show on mute immediately Which is I guess what is what he's doing now? Does he know that doesn't fly with the IRL streaming? Well, I want to see everything we're gonna get into that for sure What's annoying to me is that John comes on?

He's trying to figure out how to make it so you can't pause or rewind his live stream. There's a way there's a there's a checkbox you can hit on youtube that makes it so people are watching live have to watch that Moment live they can't go back And for some reason this is really important to john. I don't know why he thinks this is an important thing to do Doesn't change the way we clip his show or anything like that doesn't matter But he's all upset. He can't do that. And so he says this, I wish I was better at this fucking the technical aspect of streaming because I'm not skilled, but I should be, I have to be. And, um, that's about it with that.

So I wish I was better. Well, don't wish. Learn it. Figure it out. Like, people have tried to help him so many fucking times. And anytime someone goes, hey, John, you know what you should do? His head goes right down. He starts getting distracted, looking at the chat, never listens to any advice people give him right to his face on the show.

They'll tell him what to do. And he never listens. And then he goes, man. I wish I was better at this. Mm-hmm That's not that's how learning works. You can't just wish that you had skills. You have to learn them If only there was a place where people literally shared videos on how to do things Yeah, yeah, is there a place like tutorials exist that you can look for by keywords. He's sitting in front of the answer So fucking forget the super chat so stupid reals exist that you can look for by keywords he's sitting in front of the answer. It's so fucking stupid chat. It's so stupid. Uh, all right.

So then Adam Bush joins the show and, uh, John is nervous about this guy. Now, Adam Bush played saxophone in the losers, the Howard Stern band from back in the day that Howard put together to prove that anyone could have an amazing band. And he called them the losers. And sometimes they would do songs where they needed different vocalists or horn sections. So this guy, Adams, a very accomplished musician, was a huge Stern fan back in the day. He was out on Long Island.

And so he was able to make a connection and get in the losers. So he's got a connection to John. He's met John before. They've hung out together. He's been on the Howard Stern show. And John's very guarded about Adam coming out of the show. And I auditioned to play young Howard on both incarnations of the film. One that was... Oh, wow, that's right. I think you told me that.

Maybe. I bet I did. I bet I did. That sounds like something I would say. And so everybody knows you reached out to me on Facebook. Yeah. And you know, and I had friends like, I don't know, john, because I get trolled by everybody. So like, like, I'm sitting there with my finger on the button in case you'd like to decide to fucking, you know, porn bomb because everyone's old. And that's how gunshot I am.

I got a lot of people doing a lot of fucking horrible things to me and I don't know. You know, obviously it's because I'm successful. That's very difficult to deal with. How are you handling that? It's got a little worse lately. Yeah, it's got a little lawsuit. Because you look great. It's got a little bit lawsuit-y lately. Yeah, it's got a little loss because you look great. It's got a little bit lawsuit lately. It's got a little bit a little bit attorney retainer feasy lately. 12.5 million

e yeah. 220 firsty. It's got a little weird. 330 60. I gotta gotta be honest with you there, 130 60 So what I love about this is that Adam knows everything there is to know now Adam was on Buffy the vampire slayer the TV show my wife's obsessed with that she still goes back and watches it and I was actually connected to Adam about a month ago and Found out he's a big fan of the devil verse and watches all this shit I'm so glad we didn't connect before he got to go on John show first because John never would have had him on his show If he came on my show, he will be out on Wednesday. I know you guys are speculating happy dabbling live This guy's gonna make the rounds. He will be on W ATP for the midweek show and a bus gonna be on I'm very excited about that

So what Adam explains to John is why he's the phenom that he is. Adam understands the dabble verse backwards and forwards, and has his whole theory on what makes john so interesting. And I heard you guys debating this a little bit on be dablin live this morning. So I want to hear your take. But basically, he's saying that john's the new Eric the actor, aka Eric the midget. Eric the midget was a whack packer on the Howard Stern show who was small, loved American Idol and of course

said this. I'm close fucking putting you ass white. He had a lot of health issues and things. But he was such an asshole to everyone. And he used to do a internet show. I don't think it was called podcasts back then. But he was such an asshole to everyone. And he used to do an internet show. I don't think it was called Podcast back then. But he used to do an internet show that was, it was about American Idol. He'd watch American Idol and then he'd go on

and he'd take calls and he'd be so rude to all the callers and he just acted like stuttering John does. Like he's above it all and everyone's below him. And his calls into the Howard Stern Show are legendary. It spans many years. There was a time when he said he was quitting the show, he's never gonna call in again because of whatever antics they were up to

at the Howard Stern Show. But he was so addicted to calling in that he became Derek from Texas. Mm-hmm. This is Derek from Texas The funniest fucking thing all this shit so funny and so Adams talking about how yeah during the pandemic People started going back and revisiting all of the Eric the actor Eric the midget stuff And if you saw all the videos for Eric were higher than everything else people became obsessed

They started listening to it to go to sleep. You can hear the whole story chronologically. And when he dies, it's tragic and it just ends and it breaks your heart. And there was a special kind of thing that happened when people ragged on Eric that was so unique. And it was right at that time where all of these videos were viral

and people were looking for it that WATP covered you and Opie and suddenly Well that gave that same feeling that gave me that same kind of bit that happened with Eric the actor I don't know why or how exactly it's something unique to your character unique to the situation But it scratches that itch. And then your reaction to that, of course, just launched this whole thing. What you pick right up where Eric takes off. And if you notice, everyone's been trying to tell you this for a while. Clay has Eric behind him when he talks to you. I think I left the right. I think I they claim that I'm the one who named him

Just that was the at all. No When you're done talking I'm gonna take credit for Eric. Yeah, how can I spend this? How do I insert myself into this cuz I don't know what the fuck this guy's talking about Yeah, there's so many parallels between John and Eric even down to like acting credits Yeah, Eric because of his notoriety as a caller on the Stern show Started getting roles on TV shows because then Howard would talk about it people would watch He was the worst actor ever his seeds were brutal. How would we play them on the show is hysterical He's so bad at it

But that was the whole point and Eric just like John saw himself as a star like no I'm great that's why they asked me to be in these shows that's why I'm amazing about a novelty act what do you think of a novelty actor? John and the same guy is basically what Adam is proposing. He's saying John you have the same charm as a handicapped midget who's untalented and- And angry. Dead. That was hard.

Yes. All right. So yeah, even like down to the way that Eric the Midget would react to people, John does the same thing. And his reaction to things, his American Idol show is so similar to your show. And if I ever had the opportunity to appear on Eric,

the actor's American Idol post wrap up show, and I didn't take it, I would kill myself. So that's why I'm here now. Jesus Christ. I love Adam, he's great. He's really passionate about this. He's really into it. Oh, I can't wait to talk to him.

I know. Calm down, man. He was also on a Nickelodeon show when he was like an early teenager. He's had a whole big career. The mystery files of Shelby. Woo! He's had a whole career in acting and music. He's toured with a bunch of bands that you've heard of and you know, we'll get into some

of that on Wednesday. He might have more credits than anyone else in the dabble. I think, yes, I think he does. He's a very accomplished guy and I love that he's obsessed with this whole universe and he got on John show got a chance to talk to him John's cautious the whole time. He didn't stay on the show very long, which I was surprised. He let him loose So quickly actually messaged him that I'm like dude. He let you loose real quick. It's like yeah I don't know what are you gonna do, but he got on that's the important thing and then at a certain point all the says just goes to black and

that's the important thing and then at a certain point all the sudden just goes to black and there's five minutes of just dead air silence black nothingness and then John comes back. Adam. No. Sorry about that. I had a very important phone call pertaining to things that I don't want to talk about. So, again, John is now masking what's happening in his real life and hiding it from us. That's obviously a phone call with his attorney that's addressing the $12.5 million lawsuit against John by Vince and Bessie.

No idea what you're talking about. He couldn't say I'm taking a call. Nope. And he also says. I don't want to talk about it. Right. Which is kind of talking about it Yeah, it's like saying no comment, right? Yeah, we know what that means

It could have lied and said fucking water about X keeps blowing up my phone. Yeah, or just ignored the entire thing. Yeah anyway, so Yeah, and and so with with and the thing that you don't know about the Christy call Which she edited in a way to make me look worse. Yeah, so This is insane because before this you can tell he's flustered after that conversation. He just had with his attorney What are we talking about? It doesn't look like good news. Yeah, right. Exactly. So Chrissy mayer so They're talking about the dabble incident, which has been beaten to death. I'm not going to go through it. But what's crazy is

John has come up with so many examples. He forgot about the call with Chrissy and with seven beers in it was Thursday night football. It was, we wanted to watch the game. His internet wasn't working very well. His computer was on the fritz and he couldn't get the video working. He was in a dark room. And then that Chrissy edited the show to make him look bad. That is an example of something that John does where he repeats a lie so many times he convinces himself it must be true. Chrissy never edited that and even the thing that he says that Chrissy edited out go back and watch the video. It's there. It's just in a different part of the video. But I've talked to Chrissy about this on this show. She's like I'm not editing to make John look bad. I just put up my show.

She doesn't even think that way. John thinks that way. Of course. But she doesn't think that way. She's not trying to do that. It just she put up the interview the way that it happened. And so John is convinced that like well, they're all out to get me. That wasn't the case at all. Chrissy Mayer was in was not like oh, I'm gonna fucking expose John for the ass-o-as. She was just trying to have a nice friendly conversation and get to know him. Yeah, she was having a nobody on her show that day She was just ready to slog through it and she's not familiar with the Howard Stern show. She's younger than us

She didn't know a lot of the back, you know the backstory and stuff So she's asking pretty innocent questions and it was a lot of fucking Trump talk and that really triggers John Didn't like the Trump talk. So now we get to the part where Adam reveals he knows the Solution to John's financial woes and John perks right up. It's like wait, you're gonna help me with this As you know if you wanted to you could Capitalize on it. You could make a lot more money if you wanted to, you could capitalize on it. You could make a lot more money. Oh yeah, how do you mean? If you wanted to, by doing what you don't wanna do.

Which is? Which you threaten to do all the time, which is just strapping a GoPro to your forehead and letting us see everything, letting us see your life. Well, if I knew how to do, if I knew how to do in real life, I would do it, I just don't know how to do it. How many people have tried to show you? Well, why don't you show me off the air? life. I would do it. I just don't know how to do it. How many people have tried to show you? Well, why don't you show me off the air? Okay. I can do that.

No, he's never even met this guy before and he immediately is giving the homework assignments. This is how John treats everyone around him. And I love the fact he's just like, well, no one's ever shown me how to do it. Yeah. No one shows me a lot of things that I do, John. I figure it out. Sometimes you gotta do a thing called trial and error. Look at fucking Tukey today with his goddamn issues he figured it out he did figure it out John should be embarrassed into figuring it out by now right and like took he said there's tons of fucking videos there's you get the

answer faster than you can type the question what is there to figure out the guy already has a YouTube channel and already hits the go live button and does a show He knows how to collect his money. How fucking different do you think it is to do it from your phone and fucking travel around like Jesus it's almost like he's stupid and lazy It's a bad combination of stupidity and laziness. That's really thwarting his every endeavor This OCD is killing me. Nobody tried. Alisa was the only one and she came in with loud music,

never showed me how to do it and fucking wouldn't leave the bar no matter how many times they asked to leave and fucking. And that was it. Nobody's ever tried to show me. So what the fuck are you talking about? She was showing you how to swim by throwing you in the pool. It is a method good for you We're not backing down Adam. That was well done John got really fired up

No one's ever tried to show me Elisa drove hours to show you how to do IRL stream So John created this entire scenario that he's now complaining about you didn't have to meet her at a bar No, could have met her at your house. Yep, as you go Go ahead. Sorry. It was like, oh, this is all just getting too real I gotta stop doing this because then yeah, you like called the cops on her and shit. It got too real for him She was showing you john. She would have shown you she was trying to you didn't let her you wanted to hit on her That was your only goal. You didn't want to learn. Jenna never wants to learn anything No, that scenario was interrupting his fantasy date.

Yes, correct. And I love that it's Adam's responsibility. And he did call Adam after this to like, find out all the information he could find out. So after that conversation, he lets Adam go and he starts fantasizing about making triple what he's currently making. And I just see like the idea it is how in the back of his head is, I can pay for my attorney. I can sue Kate Meany. I can start suing shit lawyers. Yeah, let's do this. He's very excited. Super chatter comes in with an idea for him. Please come on drew lane show and expose the losers. Yeah, I would if he invited me and paid me.

Duke doesn't do anything for free. I took that clip and sent it to my buddy Drew. So let's see what he does with it. That'd be amazing. I'd love. Drew's so masterful with interviewing people. I would love to see what he does with John. It'd be fantastic. So we'll see if that if that happens. He's not going to pay him. He might. Drew's got a budget. He can do it. Why?

Dude, Drew fucking pays Ted Williams to come and do our live WATP show. W.A.T.P. That's money well spent. That is money well spent. That's a good point. No, I think if Drew had John on his show, that would get a lot of eyeballs, honestly. John, you gotta stay the whole time. Yeah, I don't even know how that would go down because Drew's not like a confrontational guy

No, but he does a good job of Articulating what he needs to articulate. So I think that'd be interesting to see. Oh, yeah. All right So now let's fast forward to The water medic calling him back again. Oh, I forgot. Yeah, we're still doing with the water issue. Oh This is the water medic This is the water doctor. Hello. All right, I'm inside if you need me just you know, just swing the doorbell. No, it's cool. Is it all clean now?

I can't hear what he's saying. I probably should have boosted the autos to hear what he's saying. But I'm guessing the guy's like, no, no, you can go ahead and just turn on the water. I just forgot to turn the water back on, that's all. Because John's going, yeah, come on over, ring the doorbell, I'll let you in. You can turn the water on. The guy's like, no, no, it's good. You're ready to go. Yeah, I don't need your help with anything. So nothing else is on? What's that?

Wouldn't the water be on the inside of your house? Like to turn it on and off? Of course. He's a retard. Yeah. I just got the show turned on though. Send it back to the house. Yeah, I think I can hear,

I think he's literally saying, yeah, no, just put it back on the setting that was on before. That's what I heard. And it should be good to go. And let's see how Jerry spots this. It called, is it cool if my cat drink that water? That was on before that's what I heard and it should be good to go and what's that? Yeah, Jerry spots Yes, sir that is cool I got my water back up. Eee. That's the show, man.

This show is all about real. It's not phony bullshit. I don't put packages together. It wasn't real at all. You went on mute twice. Your other two phone calls we couldn't hear. You loser. You couldn't put a package together to save your life.

Yeah, I know. Don't brag about not prepping for your show. That's so fucking stupid. Nice try, buddy. You're not getting that one passed on. I love I love these like applauding himself for being so real. We just heard half a conversation With the guy who has to turn his water. Yeah, but the guy who just figured out your return Also, I just want to point out because I I never talk about this, but I do own a house near his house I'm familiar with the area and

We had to drop a lot of money into an RO system. Yeah, so that we could have potable water So that's reverse osmosis correct So the water that he's getting in with this treatment because we have the same system that he's talking about Don't drink it and do not feed it to your cats. No the cat should not drink that water Just what is this nightmarish place? Maris place Everywhere you can't fucking get a decent water coming out here in sync for some reason who knew we had third world cities It's so weird, and I remember talking to people afterwards. It was like well. This is unacceptable They're like well you can get an RO system put in it's you know ten thousand bucks

Hundred bucks a month after that right wait no one told us about this like oh, yeah They didn't advertise the water sucks when you're buying a house here like yeah I guess that makes sense like I'm not surprised my realtor didn't bring that up yeah so here's what sucks about everything here yeah but John if you wouldn't shower in it you should not give it to your cats not that I should bring up showering in this instance but all right so now John's going to address the fact that I revealed his high school transcripts. I love this because on Thursday, his whole thing was, was like, yeah, I don't care about school. Give a about that.

And he starts that act here too, but then it escalates. And it also proves that I chose to party in high school. And let me just tell you this. Cool. And I personally just coasted through my education because I was that smart. Okay, this is some spin job he's doing. So he had a C, C minus average. I mean, I didn't do the math like Dabler's Anonymous did, but it was something like zero A's, four B's, 30 C's, a couple D's and a couple F's or something like that. I put it at C minus.

Yeah, it's crazy. And so now we say, that's how smart I am. I can just coast through school. You barely got through it, John. You barely passed and graduated. I didn't study. I just fucking took tests based on memory So even doing that and I still had a regional diploma that even proves more than I'm a genius although

How does that prove that you're a genius? All tests are based on memory Yeah, man, I know a shit ton of geniuses They used to go out and smoke weed during school and they just got through. They really just got. That proves how smart you are, John. No, if you had been studying for those tasks, boy, then you'd have some explaining to do, but okay.

You put no effort into it, good job. Wait, John's dumb and lazy? Lady K got that, nefariously. And I will talk to the school. But they're not allowed to release my records. He's gonna talk to the school. So remember me? Yeah.

Like what year did you graduate? 83. No, I started here in 2015. I don't remember you, John. But another great example of he doesn't care, but he does care. Yes, I got those nefariously. is that how the word nefarious works I don't know. Yeah, you're the narcissist

Got those nefariously All right, we're gonna get more on John's transcripts. What's gonna happen to me for releasing them Yeah, yeah another lawsuit what an amazing thing to reveal and honestly as I said before I don't care about anyone's grades in high school or college. I don't care if you guys got degrees We're all older adults now none of that fucking matters when I went to college for it does not matter in any way It's John that brings this up over and over and over again right and it's crazy that he's just like guys I didn't care about high school I was partying and he's like but surely and Bob Lee he dropped out like you they also didn't care about high school

Yeah, they're not bringing it up. Yeah. Do you see the fucking parallels here? John? He doesn't see like some similarities between you guys Yeah, but I got a regents. Okay. What was that doing for? The other thing that John has is this new tattoo that he wants to reveal. What? But only for the right price will he reveal it. By the way, the offer still stands. If you want to see the ink, you want to see the full tattoo, 1000 to my Venmo. Fuck. Or five $200 super chats. Oh, he's good at math.

Then you get to see the new tattoo of the Duke What a retard I was only listening to this I didn't see that looks horrible Yeah, whatever it is like he revealed more there than he ever has before Is it done? It looks like one of those tribal things It looks like a kid scribble it does it looks like a show someone just took a sharpie and just scribble a bunch right? Wow, sorry I was Over thing people wanted to see it, but it sounds like you want to get a thousand bucks Maybe we can get some other high rollers involved and no well not so fast

I mean come on. Let's wait a day or two. We won't be able to help them five Yeah, it'll quickly go down to five then Then he'll say a hundred. And then just because like someone gives them a 50 and then some other people give him a 10 will go, all right, there we go. We got a hundred. He'll eventually show us. He's dying to show us. I know. Well, Troy Smith says this tattoo is fake. I think it is too. That is horrible. Like it literally looks like someone was trying to draw like a possum Or a tree. Yeah, yeah, I know when me and my brother were little we'd like draw hair on our arms It definitely looks like hair I heard someone say that it might be a lion

Might say the duke. I don't know what we're looking at. I'm possibly one of the world's worst tattoos. So here's my theory on this. I think that he had that stain on his sleeve from his hair dye. Okay. He was very embarrassed by it. He didn't realize that that was there when he started the stream. So then he thought up a lie and he thought it up slow. No, no guys. That was actually my tattoo bleeding through or that the ink was bleeding through through or the ink was bleeding which wouldn't happen Lucy did say on your show that if he used second skin, that's a possibility and he did say they use that Okay, so then he but this is my theory on this is that he decided like, okay

I'll say I had a tattoo and that it's a cool reason to have this stain on my shirt and then he decided Well, I'll reveal that there's a little bit on the bottom here and then when people are like oh I want to see what that is like oh I maybe I can make some money for you want something because remember the one time he wanted money to show his apartment right the payoff was gonna be garbage he just got it cleaned so I think again this is a grift where he's like I got a thousand bucks haha was sharpie losers. I gotcha Okay, but why did he say it was oil?

Which was not a flex. Yeah, he said he was changing the oil in his car, right? Because getting a tattoo is a lot cooler than changing your oil on your suppose a new car That's another great point which also lends itself to my theory And he thought up the lie after the fact and then started going with it thinking he can make some Money on it took his time Sharpie god damn it. I wish that super chat wasn't there I know it does look different But I can't see the complete bottom because it almost looks different than when he tried to show it the other day it

Does you're right like he added more sharpie lines? Let's get our PI on it All right people in the chat think it's clearly sharpie, right? Maybe it's a tokey tattoo There is a tokey tattoo out there. I know I've seen it All right, so then John was very musical on this episode. He's singing a lot of songs. I found it so obnoxious. I'm not gonna make you guys listen to that, but the very end of this Mr. Kill Everything song,

like he's saying every verse and chorus of Mrs. Robinson, trying to come up with lyrics, he's so bad at it. He can't do it, but he keeps trying and he thinks he's good at it. Yeah, now you're done Mr. Kill Everything. Jesus says goodbye to you for now Go suck a cow You fat fuck

Fucking talented There's five He's a miracle Hmm. I've never seen someone so untalented It's hard to be that bad choice Smith number of three months sense spoiler. It's a Lucy tight box temporary tattoo It could be it could does look like a logo at the bottom now. I think about it Lucy does have temporary tattoos Maybe someone sent him one of them even that's legible and a quality design. I just want that's true It is those are fantastic pick one up at dabblecon to

Wtplive.com for tickets August 16th and 17th in Rochester, New York now John is going back to the Report card thing and apparently back when he went to high school. It wasn't cool to get good grades It was a very different time back then wasn't cool to get good grades. It was a very different time back then. Valedictorian of Plain Edge High School does not hold the same weight as being valedictorian of Calabasas High School. Yeah, so why even try? He looked into the future and saw that his son was going to be valedictorian of a better school, so he's just like, well, then why would I try at this school? It doesn't even make sense.

And Sean met his future self like in South Park. Yeah. Can you imagine that? I'm gonna talk like that Honestly, if John met this version of Johnny be like, I can't believe I'm so handsome. All right Yeah, that hasn't changed. He's such an idiot And it was a different era in those days in those days we goofed off in high school. Oh in those days. It was a different I'm gonna goofed off in high school

Yeah, because I was in a different era and there's a lot of people goofing off at high school I guess that was also that era me too weird all of our eras people were goofing up at high school Okay, good to know so no one got A's No, but you were right 221 out of 336 Seems like there were 220 people who were actually taking it a little more seriously than you, John. I don't know. It's a lot of people. They were squares. They didn't get asked to the dance. That's what high school was for. Goof and all.

And learning. Zach Hoffman. You failing music and how your school truly shines here, Skip. Not music. You failing music and how you school truly shines here skip not music be very serious. I dropped out of music theory. I didn't like it. I like to shred on guitar. John thinks he's too good for music theory, he's such a guitar shredder that he couldn't be bothered with learning scales and notes and... such an idiot. Alright, let's talk about the other big news guys.

And that is of course the fact that John sold his house. I can't fucking believe this because blind Mike was just making this up He was off by one week not even less than a week. God damn impressive Why did you sell your house to your mommy for ten dollars? Why did I sell my house to my mommy? What do you mean? She's always owned this house peaches whoa? What just happened so two things just got rewritten yeah, we can rewrite history over here So two things just happened first John has to buy himself time by why did I have to sell my house to my mommy? That's how you know he did whatever the person's accusing of doing when he repeats it and then he goes no Oh says always owned this house. Well, that's not what you've been saying for the last year and a half

You've been saying just the opposite of that that you own that house and that you just used your mom for a lower interest Rate because your credit score sucks in other various reasons God there isn't a place where videos are shared and we can see what you have said in the past. That's what's so stupid about this is like you can't just make up a new reality. We all have all the evidence. It's on all these shows.

We've been playing it for months. Yeah, he's pretty much urging us to bring it back up again. Of course he is. So now he's saying that, you know, oh, no, no, no. My mom owned it all along. And here's another super chat and John reveals something here. Legal to sell you home to mom 10 and being sued. No comment. No comment. No comment is a comment. So let's talk about what we're looking at here. This is public information that I bring up for you. And this is a quit claim deed. And this quit claim

deed shows that one John Melendez, let me zoom in a little bit here. Can you read that producer Chris? Are you close enough to see that the print's a little small for me? Yeah. John Mulan is a single person for in consideration of the sum of $10 and or other good and valuable consideration to the below grantees in hand paid by the grantees the receipt whereof is hereby acknowledged. I guess I can read it over here better. Oh, someone is a single person residing at Bola and Massapequa. Granner does hereby Ramay's release and quit claim unto grantee the grantee's heirs and assigns forever all the rights title interest claim of the grantor in and to the following described land in the county of CA state of Florida to. And then it's got his old address in Kenoga Park. It's Lee County, so that's wrong.

But then down here it says, the legal description is lots 27 and 28 block 2934 of Cape Coral unit 42. So that I think- Why'd you say Kenoga Park, Florida? So that I think makes it official. Oh yeah, Kenoga Park, Florida. Like John obviously filled this out.

What is happening? He did it all wrong. He's an idiot. But I think what happened is because the legal description is correct, that this does grant ownership over to OSA for $10. I mean, this is notarized and everything. This is official. How can it be official? It's the wrong address. I don't know, but the 23rd of July 2024, Jacqueline put her stamp on the notary. I recognize that, Jay. But no, I think honestly, I think the reason why, Tukey, because yeah, it's weird that it has like this

Kenoga Park, Florida, It says County of California, but this legal description right here, I think is what makes it So they're like, oh, that's what they're talking about. Okay, got it So John hmm. I mean, I don't know all the the legal mumbo-jumbo Vince sent me some stuff We talked about it yesterday on point dabble point But basically what we're seeing is that a quit claim deed relinquishes ownership of the house over to his mom. And the theory is, is that John is afraid of this $12.5 million lawsuit and doesn't want Vince going after any property that John owns. And actually,

Dabbletown USA posted this video today, which gives us some legal analysis I think we need. Why did you sell your house to your mommy for $10? Why did I sell my house to my mommy? What do you mean? She's always owned this house. Peaches! A fraudulent transfer or fraudulent conversion, together called a fraudulent conveyance, is

when someone transfers or converts a non-exempt asset with the intent to delay or hinder collection by a creditor. A transfer is when you take a non-exempt asset and you give it to someone else, like your spouse, like your friend. If these actions, a transfer or conversion, are done with the intent to delay or hinder collection by a creditor, a creditor under Florida law can come in and undo the transfer. In addition, the creditor might even go after the transferee, which is the person you gave the money to.

Oh no! This is incredible. John's such a shitty... Remember we had the poll up, is John a worst son or father New evidence has just been entered into this he now is implicating his mom and getting her involved in this fucking lawsuit so From what I'm hearing and I could be wrong about this it sounds like Vince can either block this if he wants to or if Osa owns the house and John transferred it over to her after the lawsuit then he can go after now Osa and add her to the lawsuit

Wow What an asshole just such an asshole. She'll be dead soon. Anyway, so you know she could take the hit All right. I said we're gonna have Adam Bush on the show. I gotta get Roy and Dana DeVito on the show too. I want to talk to his siblings See what they think about this shit or the assets too and that way the transferee could even become the defendant of a separate lawsuit and This is from point dabble point where they're showing this information we're seeing it for the first time. Very exciting, very exciting.

Okay, back to legal analysis here. Shit, she has to deal with the creditor might even go after the transferee, which is the person you gave the money to or the assets to and that way the transferee could even become the defendant of a separate lawsuit this in from Vince in Bessie Says just saw the quit claim deed by making a fraudulent conveyance We can now add Mrs. Melendez to the lawsuit for real So now's me reading the text from Vince on point double point. So that's not good. And I think there's a payoff here at the end of this video.

Oh my God. Well, you're welcome, Vince. You prick. Legal to sell your home to mom telling it being sued. No comment. No comment. Oh shit. John is just the worst person ever. Yeah, my mom should have looked into this better. Yeah, right. And I love that the chat just loves to wind John up. It is illegal to obtain someone's school records without the person's consent. Lady K needs to be stopped.

Well, I am going to find out if he pretended to be me, which again is another violation. So here we go again. So now he's turning into, I called the school and he's like, yeah, hi, my name's John Melendez. Er, I mean, my name is John Melendez. Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name? I don't know. You might know me as Stuttering John

from the Howl's Toon Show. I also was on the Jay Leno show. I wrote for the Kreeb. I told you, all right, we know it's you, John. It's fine. What do you need? What's up, Skip? All right.

So now John's claiming that I was pretending. Meanwhile, John has his PI getting dirt on everyone. He can't wait to talk about people's bankruptcies and mortgages. He's getting all this information. He's spilling it. And then I get his report card. Someone sends me the transcript and I show it. John's like, well, he's going to go to jail for that. You're such a fucking idiot, John. You're a celebrity. This is important. How many times are you going to jail, Carl? A lot. Well, remember, and I have a clip on here. Let me play this now. This is so fucking

insane because it was just a few short weeks ago. The FBI was gonna be banging down my door Remember there was a civil lawsuit and criminal actions for playing the Kate Meany AI tapes Anyway, so lady k blown by mrs. Brennan again under there. She can't have enough so lady k must have somehow nefariously got a hold of my high school transcripts and released them. These guys don't know what they're fucking with right now. They have no idea. They have no idea what's coming. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. I mean, they're just, they're losers.

And are you back getting along with Vince the lawyer? No, why? Oh, I was just wondering. So I did. No, they're saying that somehow I reached out to them. I didn't reach out to them. I don't know where all this shit's coming from. Well, you should reach out to them.

The guy's suing you for $12.5 million. It a good I would be a good phone call to make hey vince Can we squash this? This is a bit right can we I don't really want to hire an attorney. Can we? What do you need from me buddy? I'm gonna picture my asshole. What do you want? So I love that John goes, you know, wait for it. He's still doing the same shit. He's been doing since 2018 the most he's been doing since 2018. The most he's done to me in all of that time is a cease and desist that we laughed at.

And- You guys fuck with me 30, 40 more times. I swear I'm gonna do something. Why does he think I would take any of this seriously where I'm just gonna be like, oh, I fucked up this time. Now I'm gonna get in trouble for real this time. Like, no, John, you can't do anything. No one thinks you're capable of anything.

You can't even figure out IRL streaming when people show you how to do it. Because his brain is like one of those eggs you see in one of those pickled jars at an old man bar. I thought you were going to say in the drug commercial from the 80s. Yes. Just start frying it with that chick. What's that? Who's that chick? I learned it by watching you. Thank you, producer Chris. Oh, wait, that wasn't it. Sorry. Oh's that shit? Who's that chick? I learned it by watching you. Thank you producer Chris. Oh wait, that wasn't it Sorry. Oh, that was a different My brains fucked so Rob Saul joins the show This is a clip from right before this part and immediately uses Kevin Brennan's wife's name

So I've edited that part out. Rob soul here with an apology. Rob. Sorry. I'm out of breath. I was running over here. I just got finished fucking the shit out of Brennan. I got her a tickets to Disney. Oh nice. You get it? Cause Kevin Brennan's wife fucks other guys for theater tickets. Well, I don't know that that's a legend. That's a legend.

Pretty good stuff right there. Wow. Pretty good stuff. I'm sure that, that's a legend, that's a legend. Pretty good stuff right there, wow. Pretty good stuff. I'm sure that Rob knows exactly what he's doing here and this is going to end well for him. I'm sure that's a really smart move on his part. Using Kevin Brennan's wife's name on the show and saying that he fucked her. Cool, good stuff. Also hilarious.

Yeah, he's in the right camp. These two definitely deserve each other. One more clip. And again, this is John talking about my high school report or his high school report card. And this is performative John, the most annoying version of John possible. You don't scare anyone. J. Phoenix, Lady K violated the high school TSA. Yeah, you see that? Rob? His high school terms of

What's that? His high school terms of service. Yeah, you see. Fucking Snaggletooth. That was my high school yule. Fucking Snaggletooth went and he must have said that he was me because the school's not going to give just anybody my grades and transcripts. No, no, I didn't, I didn't hear about this. Are you sure it's funny? My 12th grade high school transcripts. So that's, you can't be doing that shit. These guys have taken his shit to a whole new fucking level of creepiness. Here comes reformative John. Now who's been taking this to another level? Who's been posting photos of everyone in my family, making fun of cancer, making

fun of my wife, like all the shit that John has been doing all this time. He's the one, he can't wait to find a photo of me on a business trip and post it all over the internet. And then I'm like, Oh yeah, John, your report card sucked. I'm suing you and you're going to go to prison! Like, nuts! You've been fighting fire with fire since it's how this works. And you know what, man? Never personal, right guys? Never personal! Observe and report! Lady K, now you're fucking going into my high school! I observed your report card and I reported on it.

Yeah! Observe and report card. It's report card report. That's my new saying One of those masks on yeah Impossible and went into the high school like yeah, so low I'm John Melendez You might recognize me from the tonight show the house doesn't think that his transcript is in a filing cabinet somewhere still from 1983 I'm just going through everyone still works there. You have someone distracting the lady at the front. So yes, you could sneak and go through the filing cabinet.

M L M N O and M comes before N and you think that's okay? Yeah, it's not. It's not. You seem angry. So if John had an embarrassing report card for me, do you think he would keep it to himself? Cause he'd be like, Oh, well that's not cool. Take the high road. Yeah. I'd probably take the high road on that. If someone sent him like, let's say my mom, who's all, you know, she watches these shows retired at time. Let's say she started taking John said and she's like well I'm gonna send John your report card Carl Mcmurray. Come on Do you think?

Johnny back. Nah, I can't show this. I'm not like them. It's not funny Carl. Some of our parents have taken John's side. So I forgot about that Yeah yeah your mom's a problem gosh she stinks now to key I know I gotta let you go to keys going to the zoo that's amazing do you know that it's mating season for the monkeys right now no I have no idea I just remember when they used to stay say that on the state you just go to the zoo and see the monkeys do it all right Do you have time to catch an alien with us real quick? Sure, okay, and then I'll let you get out of here. Thank you so much for your time today. Thank you so much

Always a blast. I know you're doing a marathon. Yeah, sorry about the camera stuff, but no worries. I figured it out No problem. You look great Although actually you look pretty bad you You gotta get that. Shut up! You gotta get that fucking puppet. Shut up! Yeah, you gotta do something about that. I have two more, I have two possible Tookie puppets that might be at DabbleCon 2.

What? August 16th and 17th. All right, let's see if we get, let's see if we get two boners inside one Tookie. Yes! That's gonna be the goal. DP Tookie. I might possibly see two new Tookie puppkey. That's going to be the goal. DP tokey. I might possibly see new two new tokey puppets.

Well, that's exciting. All right. Cool. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch an alien. Are you ready to play to catch? Yes, you women I You guys have to have kids you gotta carry the kid you got to deal with assholes like us. Absolutely and then going to menopause Every month you're a maniac, you know, sometimes some guys are maniacs just 24-7. He was taking her side for a minute It's like and then when you're on the rag You know I mean you got your work cut out for you then as you age you got to keep up

You look ugly have this you have to wake up perfect every morning and you gotta make dinner Sky can kind of you gotta make dinner You gotta cup the balls American flag It's like erosion Maybe yeah, look like billiard balls under skin He is so obsessed with Joe Rogan. He wants to fuck Joe Rogan so bad. You see Joe Rogan shorts No, I didn't notice his shirts. I heard a show though. It was cool. Yeah. No, I want to talk about his clothing It's one of those flags from earth

Flag shorts on right to do like the top What in the hell that's and with the Botox now they're doing it for erectile dysfunction How does that work Shoot it in so we paralyze the muscle then the blood can get in there it helps the muscle relax in and then the blood is able to flow more I'm sorry I don't even know about this do you guys know what he's talking about no but neither does Tommy but then he begins to tell us exactly how it works I guess well what I'm confused by is do we need more ways to get a boner are we don't we have enough ways to get a

Boner at this point. Yes, it's gonna be a lot of ways to get a boner these days It's harder. I know girls are getting fatter. I know What we're up against gentlemen, but there seems to be a lot of other solutions. I were doing Botox Sure Botox? Well, easy is real. Sure. So the muscle relax in and then the blood is able to flow more effectively into the area. So then more blood flow equals... Boner. Bigger, longer direction.

Right. Yeah. Because I had seen, I guess on this one, that if you're a grower, not a surer, like guy you go to the bathroom There's nothing there, but when it's time to go you look pretty good We know what any other guy they can stand ten feet from the urinal and oh, you know okay? But then when a time to go I mean you're not much better than that But the guy that has to like really scoot in so the other guy doesn't see you know

Whoa don't even let me get started on the black one This is the craziest conversation So, you know, sometimes you have a guy next year just hypothetically you might look over and say, okay What this guy's checking out the Packers the guys next to him Looks like Ray DeVito. He looks like Ray DeVito if Ray DeVito embraced his guidoness, right? Holy shit. I never realized that free to be to lived in Florida. This is what he would look like Tommy needs to get a big ass butt chin What needs a big ass bunch in it chin. They just want one real bad. Depending on the situation you're in, but if you have this done then you can stand back

from the urinal and be like, hey buddy, I'm right with you. But with erectile dysfunction, so it paralyzes the muscles so then they're open and then the blood flow can get in to create the erection Exactly, but then what's pumping the blood flowing you have to take Viagra with that Or just the arousal itself 90 things for this thing, but yes, I said what if you like get aroused like frequently then it's like can be an issue Right because now you have the Botox in you this free flowing Yeah, the Viagra might be a better or silence might be a better option so you get the needle put into the

extremity uh-huh and How much numbing cream? into the extremity. Uh-huh. And how much- Can you use numbing cream? Is that Tommy's car? I mean, you've never done this, I'm guessing. No, I have not. How much would you, if you were to do it, shoot into some man, or is it different on every male?

I would say it's gonna be quite a bit of Botox. Yeah, yeah, that's a lot, right? Yeah, you're not just gonna put it in the toilet. And I would charge you a lot for it. A lot of money. What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, would you do it with your eyes closed?

B. Some guys might be into that Next like how much For Where does it have to go? Not the pee hole And lastly do you take insurance? Man an alien You take insurance. It's a catch. Aw man. An alien. Holy shit. He can go a couple of different directions.

I'm gonna go with B. Guys might be into that. What do you think, Tewky? Kind of forget what the hell set all this up. So she's talking about injecting Botox into your penis so that you can get boners. Right. And she said she would charge a lot to do that. Oh, to do it. Then I gotta go next like how much okay?

Mr.. Chris, then I will go lastly do you take insurance you were gonna do next yeah? Yeah, okay, but we're doing the spread here all right. We want to be Cardiff. That's the important thing we're a team Until I win I would charge you a lot And where does that to go in it's not in the pee hole Fuck damn it everyone in the chat had four. I thought they were insane Said the dumbest thing what do I always try to answer this reasonable? I know I'm better at the other game

This reasonable I know I do this one. I'm better at the other game. We're amazing at the other game And if you know of any doctors or people in your profession have done this or you've just read about it um Well, we used to actually do stem cells and PRP in penis Yeah, but um or and our filler and penis. Really? Yeah. But, and our filler. I can see the filler.

Yeah. Actually I know this, but I get that. That's a funny, real funny story. Yeah. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the giant urinal boners. Enough to catch an alien.

I know Carl checks boners the journal so he's looking down just do it sit Eugene sit good dog I know no one knows who card if it is The way does for a living but if his boss ever see the amount of work he puts into the shit yeah Bosses standing next to him at the urinal Like an insane all right to key soup dot com is where you want to go to find all things to key and of course You want to tune in live you want to watch be dablin live Saturday mornings at 10 a.m. Eastern time and tookie soup I can't keep up with your schedule on tookie. See what is it now neither can I I know it's either Wednesday nights or Tuesday nights We're no longer doing mornings and basically depending on my week how my regular life schedule is going I can do either Tuesday nights or Wednesday Wednesday nights So when do you usually start at 10 p.m. Eastern? Yeah 10 or but that's the thing too. It's either 9 or 10

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All right What have we done today? We've done it all we talked about pioneers and trailblazers and Peru DP for the first time. What a story. What a story, Mark. That was something else. Alan Cox is getting phone calls about Chad Zumach and wants nothing to do with that. Dylan had the Hawk Tua to hallelujah, which was fantastic.

That was very good Opie was back in Manhattan and having just a blast with his friends not doing a show but just having a blast and lording it over us stuttering John I've read to play the fucking promo video devil can't you I put it in my notes to play that I didn't idiot well we were running late with all the two key issues I think I was trying to blast through it. Suttering John is going to have me arrested. I think he's going to sue me again. Again. I have to wait for it. He sold his

house to his mom for $10, which is crazy. I know at least 20. If he has what's going on with John right now is crazy pretending that his mom always owned his Florida house. It's unbelievable. None of us can catch an alien. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. And the tease is, Adam Bush will be a guest. I don't know what we're doing yet. We'll figure it out. We got Lucy. Yeah, it's gonna be a great episode on Wednesday. Lucy will be a guest. I don't know what we're doing yet. We'll figure it out. We got Lucy. Yeah, it's gonna be a great episode on Wednesday. Lucy will be here, we'll get Adam Bush on,

and we'll learn a lot about Lucy's Bush. Wait, how does that work? Yeah, that's it. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the mosh pit of morning radio.

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Majestic risk adds skip will have to threaten to beat up 76 year old Jackie I use my underwear to wipe predicts Yeah, Jackie staying on Howard for a long time will definitely be prominently featured in future rants Imagine being such a loser that you're loyal to the biggest show ever. Crazy Eyes Killer, watching John spend 10 minutes of his show attempting to send an angry email to the Jokeman was strangely compelling. And Free At Last plays us out with, after all I did for you. Alright, we don't have review girls today. Hannah is coming back in August.

Okay. But she's driving to a baby shower today. Hannah is coming back in August. Okay, but she's driving to a baby shower today. So she's not able to to make it on but that's okay. Keep getting the reviews in. We will get caught up. We appreciate that. Wherever you review podcasts, give us five stars. Shit all over us if you'd like. We find that to be fun from time to time and let's hear what people are saying in the world of voicemails who are these broadcasters that jackie martling on no john content and you're gonna balls tell the fans at the beginning that there will not be you're the pussies anyway and i talk about oh god forbid jackie talk about this why is this why fucking Jackie on you know that's the only reason anybody's gonna fucking pay attention god you guys are such a circle jerk of fags with this

dabble verse you just plug this fucking guy in the mouth or just fucking be done with it I think that we actually got a couple of things that Jackie talked to John about and it's all over dabblers and out of us and I think you we actually got a couple of things that Jackie talked to John about and it's all over dabblers and otterists And I think he just didn't hang on Long enough to hear that part of the show because Christian actually did a pretty good job. Yeah of making that happen Yeah, it was a balancing act. Yes. It was well done because like I said Jackie wants to avoid stuttering John for that very reason that we talked about John watched the clip and immediately reached out to Jackie and Jackie's like, Oh, great. Now I'm back in this fucking world again. All right. You ready for a riddle? Yes.

What do you call it? What a dude beats up a check. The Olympics. Love Joe. See you. Okay. Very good. I should have used that for the Ice Tops announcer. We'll be playing the Ice Tops are performing at the Beer Park, Sunday, August 4th, 2 to 5, you're in the Western New York area, especially Rochester. Come down and watch, it's a free show, all ages, we're gonna play a couple sets. Should be fun. Yeah. Oh, this is incredible.

Cal Photographer, I think he was living in Texas for a while. Yeah, I think so. He's moving to Northern California? And this is just incredible. Hey, it's the CalPhotographer. Do you recall a voicemailer, probably two years ago, who saw another voicemailer, I think in San Francisco, on his bicycle? Well, you'll never believe it. I'm moving cross country right now from Texas. I'm going to the west coast and I'm in Santa Fe and I just saw that guy riding his bicycle. What? What a small world.

Wow. What are the chances of that? You just saw the guy riding his bicycle. It's constantly blaring WTP on his bicycle, which is cool. See you later alligator after, crocodile. That's the coroculism, like the full thing. So when she said after a while, pedophile, she's like, later to the pedophile. That's what you were saying. I don't understand how you don't get these. Like, I

don't know if it's like a hearing issue. But the other one that's always bothered me is bagged flappers. It's back slappers. That means people congratulating each other for doing shitty work. All right. Have a great show or whatever. Bye. Back slappers, back slappers, news in their hands.

They're not being kind to their members. It's not news that they have for views on iTunes. Back slappers, back slappers, news in their hands. They're not being kind to their members. It's not news that they have for views on iTunes. Back slappers, back slappers, news in their hands. They're not being kind to their members. It's not news that they have for views on iTunes.

Back slappers, back slappers, news in their hands. They're not being kind to their members. It's not news that they have for views on iTunes. Back slappers, back slappers, news in their hands. They're not being kind to their members It's not news that they have for views on iTunes Bag slappers, bag slappers, slappin' their bags From now to the end of December It's not always fun but you know that they're done when they spray. Bag slappers. The reason why it's called that, going way, way back, is we got a review that somebody said, these two guys just sit on the couch slapping their bags. And we went, I guess we're a couple of bag slappers.

And that's why we call it bag slappers and not back slappers. But yes, after a while, pedophile is not one of the terms that I use when I'm saying goodbye to someone and the guy even says He's like that's how you say goodbye to a pedophile. No That's how you say goodbye to crocodiles or alligator. Right? So I know that means Hey Carl, this is the Hebrew hammer I was the other guy on the all 90s action all the time podcast where the the host audio started stuttering like that and Before I knew that Ryan submitted that for cringe of the week

I thought to myself why the fuck would you keep that in your episode? Why wouldn't you click that out, right? So yeah, and also it was my first time ever guessing on that podcast. Otherwise I probably would have had a little more fun, you know, breaking the guy's balls about it, but I didn't know him the first time meeting him. So yeah, that was it. Wow. What a small world. Well, thank you Hebrew Hammer for, for calling in. Stormy says we should do a Buffy recap podcast. Not a bad idea. I wonder if Adam does one of those podcasts. He might even host one. Who knows? I'll look into it. I just calling to complain and not your last episode. I don't think, but you said

that AI can't be used in war. And you said Tommy the alien was some sort of fucking weirdo for suggesting that AI could be used in war and that he must not know what AI is. Carl, AI is being used in war. Look up lavender AI. Look up where's daddy AI. It's being used to murder hundreds of thousands of children. Carl, what the fuck? All right.

Fair enough. If I said that, you're right. I was dumb to say that. Thank you for correcting me. I love being corrected. Hey Carl, it's Charlie Collin. I sent you guys an email. I call them to the Alan Cox show.

I said to Neema, I like to fuck with everybody that I can. You know, these people that think they actually have talent. You've got great talent, by the way. Thank you, Charlie. But I asked them about Chad Zumach. that think they actually have talent. You've got great talent, by the way. Thank you. But I asked him about Chad Zumock. I guess they used to be radio partners, but they're fun to trigger. By the way, I've been kind of screwing around with Tuky.

He seems like a nice guy. Anyway, I enjoy your program. I watched your earlier segment on John's high school transcripts. It's disturbing. You would think at one point he would just say, you know what, I gotta just let this one go and I'm just gonna go offline and get a real job and protect my children.

Man, the vanity. It is amazing to see. I actually ran into him one day. There's something I'll tell you about it. Anyway, good show and that's it, bye. All right, Charlie. Charlie's having a lot of fun out there. Yeah. Calling in the shows, having a good old time.

And it is surprising to me that John would just at this point go, I'm not as smart as every time to be. What does he have to lose at this point? Everyone knows he's not smart. He's not fooling anyone anymore. He thinks he still has dignity. I hope not. I think so.

Oh, no. I hope not. I think so. Oh no. I hope that's not true. I'd have to say that Stunner and John's most irritating trait is his constant lip smacking. He's like a reptile constantly sticking out his tongue. When I went to receive the high school, I had a a teacher had a similar move, but she was just adjusting her false teeth with her tongue. Stuttering John is repulsive. Stop that lip smacking.

Rock and Rolla. Did you know that was Gary? I did not. He didn't announce himself that time. I thought I knew what Gary sounded like. Gary snuck up on us on that one. Yeah. Barnes and Noobs put together an amazing video compilation that is in Dabbler's Anonymous

of this thing. Viking! What's with the constant lip smacking, John? That's right. Let's go. And it goes out of that. I can't take it. It's so disgusting either. He's the worst

I'm starting to think that starting John guys are very good at stuff. Mm-hmm. He's good at lip-sync. Oh, Carl This is a bill mahr. That's kidding fuck bill mahr. What do you love? Yeah Kaylee and Haley Podcast my very own Lucy type box and Haley would be a winner podcast. They're very own Lucy tight box and Haley would be a winner. The reason Chris Mar and Keanu's thing is luring as hell is they're trying to be hot and funny and they're neither. Whereas Lucy's funny. And obviously, the hot girl is funny. They get too long guys. They wouldn't fucking bang or

something stupid. It would be awesome. Peace. Haley and Haley. Let's pitch it. Let's pitch it to Haley's team. See if she's into it. Callback Curtis calling it. This is Callback Curtis and this is my impression of Carl Hamburger drinking a hot coffee. Me? Oh shit. That's kind of hot. Hot. Just like my hot sauce at silkcity.com promo code W ATP. I love to slurp this **** right off of a ****. Whoa.

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Curtis. Hey, Carl. Guess what? Guess what? I'm coming to double con two. I'm coming. Did you know that? I didn't know that. I have some scores to settle with you. What? I hear we have to meet in the bathroom to fight. Okay, so that's fine. Although you might not like my style of fighting. It's called sword fighting. It's with our penises.

Yeah. All right, Lisa. I'll take you on. I didn't get around to it today. I think I didn't because we're running really long. But um, Vinny Paulina was on the train wreck. Oh With Helga and Lisa, I thought we could watch some clips from that. Maybe I'll get to it next time. Yeah be good to do And you know JJ's doing a great job over there. We appreciate everything that JJ is doing for Helga and Lisa It's good to see that Lisa's back on the show pretty regularly. So that is fantastic Mm-hmm. All right producer Chris. What do you say we get the fuck out of here? Okay? A plane is hit right we watch a Carly A plane has hit- I rewatch it, Carly. Boom.

Fuck his mom. Boom. Boom. But again, we're only here for one thing. Alright, with the briefcase, we're only here for one thing. And that is for me to get the fuck outta here. Bye bye. Go fuck yourselves.

Have a good week. Are we done here? I think we are. So let's finish it up in the next five minutes.