Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep542 - Danny Jones with Lady Babylon

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Starting point is 00:04:46 long description of why we needed to check this out. This is a show that is hosted by Danny Jones. But who gives a shit about Danny Jones? Let's talk about the guest. The guest is Dr. Amon Hillman. He's a PhD in Classics from the University of Wisconsin-Madison. He's also known as Lady Babylon. Lady Babylon 666. This is an interesting character. Let me just read a little bit of the description from this podcast. It's Danny Jones' podcast. His first book, The Chemical Muse, was published with St. Martin's Press immediately after his dissertation committee forced him to delete all the references to recreational drugs from his thesis. Dr. Hillman was recently investigated by the Vatican for demon possession and portal opening while teaching as

Starting point is 00:05:35 a professor in classical languages. This guy knows ancient Greek better than the ancient Greeks knew it, according to him. So he says yes He seems to have it all figured out also not on that little blurb It was the fact that he used to be a janitor janitor, which I also learned during my research So he's both been a professor and a janitor. Oh, so it's like goodwill hunting. Yeah, that's okay. Well, that's kind of neat How you like that maples gotta give it to him? So Let's start off with This episode is like almost four hours long. Yes. There's a lot in fact

Starting point is 00:06:10 Danny Jones comes out and goes alright guys. Here's the deal. Yeah There's a lot going on in this episode. So bear with us here. You're easily triggered Yeah, there's a lot of crazy shit going on a lot of fun stuff, too I think we're gonna have a good time with it today, but it does get pretty deep. Especially, he talks a lot about Jesus and what Jesus was up to. And so one of the first questions, he's really into recreational drug use of the Romans in that time and the ancient Greek culture and even Jesus and the apostles and everyone was just getting high and doing all sorts of crazy shit. So that's what kind of what he's into. Listen, it's kind of like the Joe Rogan

Starting point is 00:06:50 experience. It's very similar to an episode of that. It's similar. It's crazier. In some cases, it gets a little crazier. That is certainly true. So the question comes up. Who was Jesus? I think that's probably a good place for us to to start with our clips to see how the guest addresses this and So so who was Jesus Christ Yeah, Christ is a title Christ is a title. Yeah Christ is a title. Yeah, and it's a pharmaceutical term It's the Christ is a pharmaceutical term where you agree. Yeah. Yes, and it means there are several examples of this year, and it's a pharmaceutical term. Christ is a pharmaceutical term. Where you put— In Greek.

Starting point is 00:07:25 Yeah, yes. And it means—I have several examples of it to show you—but it means you can perform an enChristation, they called it, where I give you a drug. Usually what you'll see me do is I'll spit on the ground. Yeah, I'll spit on the ground, and I'll use a combination of earth and spittle, my own spittle. Why am I spitting? Did you know Jesus walked out and spit in people's faces? I thought you said Christ was just a, he was an actual person? In the text.

Starting point is 00:07:55 Who is he in the text? Who is he, yeah. Yeah, that's what's most important. That text is going to show us history, right? You can say what you want about the text as long as we're translating it accurately. So this is where I'm confused, because I watched a lot of this mumbo jumbo, really trying to understand what's going on. And he talks a lot about what Jesus did, what he was up to, and he's like, yeah, but I thought

Starting point is 00:08:18 you said Jesus wasn't a real person. No, but people wrote about him, which makes him real. So I'm even more confused, because if you want to hop over to my clip four, I also learned what Christ means. But when he was defining it in this section of the interview, he says that it is applying a drug to your eye or something. Yeah, this is weird. What is the Christ?

Starting point is 00:08:40 What is the Antichrist? What is the Christ? If you have to know the Antichrist, you have to know the Christ. It's a Greek word. For? For applying a drug to your eyes so that they may be open. That's what the Christ means in Greek. Yes, it's from the verb chrio Rio To be stung by the gadfly

Starting point is 00:09:09 Huh, who's the can't fly? Who is the cat fly yeah, I don't know Socrates said he was It's a thing they had going on remember they have a reason stuff like that so you better buckle up, right? There's a lot of censorship. So whenever they say orgies, that gets censored out, that just happened just now. But there's like a lot of weird words that you don't have to censor at all, but they do. Which is a little frustrating, but we'll explain. What I what I think that I got very confused by is that I confused is the

Starting point is 00:09:40 wrong word. I am skeptical of Lady Babylon's ability to translate anything. Interesting. Okay. He does have his PhD. That doesn't mean anything. I agree. He claims that he can read another language. That does not make you a good translator. I'm pretty sure that he's just making shit up. It's like those little games where you're like, okay, make this letter be this letter. I think he's just saying, okay, this word means this now. Yes. And there's actually parts in this where they go back to the ancient texts and he's

Starting point is 00:10:08 looking at the words and he's explaining what it means and then going through all this context. And it seems like he knows what he's talking about. I'll give him that. If this is all nonsense, he's doing a good job presenting it from time to time. Because then he also goes off of these tangents that are so fucking frustrating. So for example, we're talking about Jesus. Now Jesus wasn't a real person, but a lot of people wrote about him. And so he reads the texts and he translates them correctly, unlike everyone else who's translates them incorrectly.

Starting point is 00:10:36 So he understands who Jesus was, even if Jesus is just a concept, he understands it better than anyone else. How did this get turned into the person everybody knows as Jesus Christ? The fairy tale? Yeah. For example, you talk about the age of the apostles, right? And everybody gets in their mind the images of bearded adult men, right? People don't realize those are teenagers.

Starting point is 00:11:03 The apostles. We're talking about the picture of Jesus with the Apostles the Last Supper Yeah, notice they're all bearded men. They're all bearded men Yeah, what happened because the original description is constantly calling them children and they are In the original description who's constantly calling? Okay, so like James and John Are two of Jesus's boys. Yes. He picked him up one day on a boat So I guess back then boat means playground. He's boys on a boat I think they were hanging out with him

Starting point is 00:11:37 So I guess like he was pretty much Michael Jackson sure is how he's describing Jesus and we get further into it from here But it's very odd to me like I have not heard this before that all the apostles were children that Jesus was hanging with and it gets more nefarious than that I'll just throw that out there yeah a little bit but before I get too deep let's talk about how difficult it is to have a conversation with this guy impossible it's it's almost impossible because he's almost trying to make it hard like he throws out words and ideas and concepts and changes the subject like so the questions

Starting point is 00:12:14 that came to my mind. Yeah. Would you guys agree that he's intelligent? Yes. Okay. You see? Yeah, I would. Skeptical. I think that he is good at Pretending that he is very intelligent. Okay. I don't necessarily know. Yeah, I know I'm skeptical too, right? I get the sense that he is intelligent. Do you think he wants to persuade people about his beliefs? Yes, he has a whole YouTube channel. Why does he talk like a psychopath? Right, that's not trying to figure out to like simplify the message. He's not that smart apparently, right? I was thinking the same thing because I'm a fairly intelligent person and there were times I'm like what the fuck is he talking about approach sucks his approach sucks

Starting point is 00:12:49 And I'm not the only one because I think Danny Jones comes off as a very intelligent person. He read his book He seemed to know shit about the guy but things like this happen all the time. It's it's Apparently the place from which they would pull all of this Apparently the place from which they would pull all of this oracular information They said it was the real and we were the image of it Go figure, okay, I don't know what that means Well cool, let's talk for the three hours. I was just testing you Yeah, what the fuck is that all about? And here's just a quick example and then we'll get back into the meat of things

Starting point is 00:13:30 Here's a quick example of a fairly good question that he just goes off on some weird Tangent on and we never get back to it How close do you think AI is a translating Greek and how accurate do you think it could possibly get? I just had a conversation with dr. Ruck about that, just a short one, and it's gonna happen. Even if they feed it, the lexicon, it depends on what they feed her, right? Like Mary nourished in the temple. Did you know Mary was being fed by angels? No. Yeah, she's got purple fingers and In the apocryphal text Yeah, she's got purple fingers. She's she's feeding from so Mary was doing drugs from the angels

Starting point is 00:14:16 Yeah, that's when they auctioned her off at 12 a Lot of this this can we go here yet or no? Translate ancient Greek text in English for us And then married purple fingers, and then what happened the angels did what it's been a while since I've done acid But that's what I sounded like yeah Yeah, a lot of this sounds like a dorm room conversation with the guy who thinks he's way smarter candle Yes, that's what a lot of this is so apparently back in ancient times

Starting point is 00:14:55 There was this religious tradition where all the wives one day a year Would go and bang the sailors that would come into town. Cool. Yeah, I know, you're excited about it. Yeah, I am. Yeah. So he's talking about this tradition and talking about how if you didn't bang a sailor, you have to shave your head and say it with your man. Or you go bang a sailor and then go back to your husband after that. And the explanation for it was convoluted and ridiculous.

Starting point is 00:15:22 But his whole thing is that he doesn't listen to what anyone else translates anything as. He doesn't want to hear anyone editorializing. Like, no, no, just show me the text. I'll read the text and I'll know what it is. And then I'll tell you what it is. And then you have to believe me because I'm right. And then he editorializes right here and he gets called on it, which is great. Are the wives wanting to do this? Yeah. Well, you'd have to ask them when they're doing it. But since they all come back with Are the wives wanting to do this? Yeah, well you have to ask them when they're doing it but since they all come back with smiles

Starting point is 00:15:56 It says that they come back with smiles. No, I made up the come back with smiles, but they do it every year Danny I like how Danny came across of us. I'm not familiar with it. It's pretty popular pretty popular show It seems very much like a Joe Rogan us kind of show yeah I think he did a pretty good job But I do have a couple of things about Danny that I was not super pleased with but before I move on to those things If you'll peek over at my clip 14 because that's also about being married and different things that happen When you get married with women and that's how a group of these women function. That's how they hunted. They hunted men. Imagine the society. Women that hunted men.

Starting point is 00:16:31 Yeah, you have to kill three men in order to get married. I've been married twice. They just farm men. Jesus, that's scary. I was like, what is this? Where is that? Like that is the really weird translation How many women would get married if it kill three before you're able to get married? Okay, so first you got to kill three men then you're married then you got to either bang sailors or shave your head, right? That's a weird life for a woman

Starting point is 00:16:58 It's a weird life and I'm just saying that not many would accomplish those goals like the first guy they tried to kill Like oh, I'll just kill you instead. I don't I think women are pretty bloodthirsty really I think it'll be okay I mean they love true crime, but they love talking about men Committing all the hate is that you know it is a good question though Why didn't they just kill the guy who was telling them that they had to kill three men? That's what I would have yeah, that's that's the solution to the problem. I would have called a meeting. Hey guys I got an idea come over here It's all you guys freaking me out i'm calling the cops

Starting point is 00:17:27 Fucking crazy let's plan this right now i gotta say Lucy are we different people now that we've watched this episode i feel like a Me too i will say this conversation is not i would not have had this conversation yesterday at this time there's no fucking way No i didn't see so he so lady babelon actually has a pretty big following and he gets a lot of views Partially, I'm sure because he's crazy, but we only have a few fewer YouTube subscribers, but yeah, go ahead I mean, he's doing okay Okay But I saw one of the comments on one of his videos was I feel like I have evolved

Starting point is 00:18:00 So much since I started listening to and I was like I definitely had a transformation I don't know if it's good or if it's bad is going on yeah so before we go back into Lady Babylon you want to hear a couple of my criticisms for Danny please I agree I think he did a really great job on this interview I think he did a fairly good at keeping on track with this nut job but I would like it if he would maybe not interrupt quite so much in my clip 5 because I feel like We just need lady Babylon to go on the stream of consciousness Okay people who have early onset puberty Lady Babel is spelling it wrong

Starting point is 00:18:44 People who have early onset puberty. Okay. Is there a problem with that? Well, hell yeah, there's a problem with that. What's the problem? All that stuff is timed with growth. So if you're- What causes it? Peptides go astray in the brain. But what makes the peptides go astray? Is there some sort of external influences? So again, it's just a little bit. I just kind of want the stream of consciousness there, but no, he's got to keep them. I'm telling you keep them on track. Yeah. If he doesn't keep them on track, this guy just goes off on anything he wants to talk about. And most of it's boring and nonsensical. That is a good point. Another

Starting point is 00:19:17 criticism though, that I did have of Danny, something that I think you do really well, you know, when to promote a sponsorship, you pause and you know, then you do it. It's great. I think that's a wonderful thing that you do. Yeah, I always do it at the right appropriate time. silkcityhot sauce.com. Yes. WATP for 15% off. So in my clip six, you will see that Danny is not so great at that. It's a big deal. It's a big deal. Come on.

Starting point is 00:19:43 Explain what the magical papyri is. This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Mudwater. What is the magical papyri? That was jarring. I know. It's like there's so many other places you could put an ad read. But I guess maybe he wants to get that little tease out there. So you got to sit through the commercial. I'm not that interested. If Lady Babylon did reads heavy crew all that would be funny love mud water Yes, fingers purple mud water is purple Stir it fast enough. It's purple so Danny's whole team in my clip 7 does have some issues with professionalism Yeah, like real giant giganta. So Steve are you crunching? Oh, you can hear that. Oh my god It's this is the ASMR podcast. There's stimulus everywhere That was his producer just eating snacks yes, Steve is his Jamie Who has to pull up all the clips today Steve? Can you look this up for us and every podcast? I guess needs that now

Starting point is 00:20:42 Which it's funny. I was on with Drew Lane yesterday looking at the fighter and the kid we're back from like a summer break thing and they have two producers they'll bring up a story about the Olympics they're like oh is that like a swimmer or diver I don't know did he win gold I don't know what do you why did you bring it up yeah why do you hear that what the fuck is the point of it at least this guy actually knows how to Google so I'll give that but what did the wife have to do in order to get married? I Don't know so as I mentioned there's all this censorship that goes on and a lot of words are being censored out for

Starting point is 00:21:14 YouTube words that aren't swear words words that you can say like orgy. I'm on YouTube right now orgy Alright, but we'll be right back I think that actually this is a pretty good promotion that they're doing. Please, Steve. So, for people who are listening to this podcast now, if it's on YouTube, it's going to be heavily censored because there's some words and there's some descriptions that Amon is giving here that can't be

Starting point is 00:21:42 shown on YouTube. So, if you want to watch this thing fully uncensored, it's on our Patreon, it's linked below. Sorry to interrupt. Continue, please. I gotta start doing that. Guys, we're taking out all the jokes for the main feed. If you want to hear the show with the jokes in it, producer Chris, you will not hear for the rest

Starting point is 00:21:57 of the episode, but on Patreon, yep, nope, yep, you save it for Patreon. It's kind of an interesting way to go about that. Because the whole show is there. But it's like, ah, they're talking about orgies and all this crazy shit. I kind of want to hear that uncensored. I want to hear the word erection. They really do censor out erection in penis? Oh yeah.

Starting point is 00:22:18 It's weird. A lot of erections were censored. Let's talk about the first depiction of Jesus. Going back to the olden days before Christianity, when the first person said, hey, that guy who was crucified over there, I think he was our savior. And this is what he looks like. Can you expand on that?

Starting point is 00:22:37 What was the first depiction of Jesus? Him, a dude on a cross, very crude dude on a cross with a head of an ass. With the head of a donkey. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't know a necander? No. No, necander was a priest, first century BC, late second.

Starting point is 00:23:00 How would he know necander if the guy was a priest in the first century BC? Did you know him? Didn't meet him. No knew of him. But yeah, I've heard of him. Yeah Sorry, I'll go that deep. I guess All right. So the question comes up. Why was jesus so great? I mean you think about it the first time this guy was depicted He was a donkey hat guy On a cross. Yeah, how great can he be? So daddy's just like, what the fuck?

Starting point is 00:23:25 Why is everyone so excited about this dude if he really wasn't a great guy? So let's give some context. Let's give some context. So who was Jesus and what is so great about him? Yeah, Jesus is a guy who walked around with 12 children and all the time and prostitutes. No, I'm just telling what the techs say. He was so weird that the central prostitutes.

Starting point is 00:23:53 None of the sensor words make sense. No, it's just to annoy us. So we go to Patreon. I almost did too. They almost got me. I pushed through guys. I persevered. And a group of no, I'm just telling what the techs say. He was just a guy who walked around with. I pushed through guys I persevered

Starting point is 00:24:08 No, I'm just telling what the tech say he was just a guy who walked around with Its and children. So what was so great about all his disciples and he calls them his children Constantly right remember remember God So he's a pimp God blesses those Who take care of the children they can say Seems arbitrary to me. So then we get into mark 1451 I'm sure you haven't memorized Chris. Don't give me stuff. Yeah Yeah Mark 1451. I'm sure you haven't memorized, Chris. Don't get me started. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:24:53 So they're going to go into how it's been translated into different languages and what the actual original text said in Mark 1451. Yeah. A young man wearing nothing but a linen garment was following Jesus when they seized him. That's all it says. Yeah. Now look at the Greek. they seized him. That's all it says. Yeah. Now look at the Greek. Oh, yeah. And it says a young boy was assigned to him having wrapped his with a medicated bandage and they arrested him. A medicated bandage is what it says. Seamed on. Yeah. Now we're talking about a young Chad. I don't know if the boner sound effect is appropriate there. Producer Chris Medicated bandages was seen down. Yeah, now we're talking about a young chat I don't know if the boat or sound effect is appropriate there produced a presence want to point out

Starting point is 00:25:30 Yeah Much better. So basically what they're saying here and they'll say it even more clear in a little bit Is that Jesus was a pedophile and was just fucking these boys? I think that only by let's point out if you guys heard this theory before I didn't know these boys. I think that only let's point out. Yeah, you guys heard this theory before I Didn't know this one. Oh from MJ I'm not very familiar with Christianity, so I just assumed all of that was accurate. Okay. Yeah me too. I assume that's probably right He's the one to read the ancient text. I'm sure this all got fucked up in translation

Starting point is 00:26:02 Let's make it look better with this All of the other translators who all sort of agreed on what it said they were the wrong ones, correct? So basically what we're finding out is that when Jesus was arrested and then he was later crucified. I think that day Speedy trials back then got to give it to him for that people just fucking sit around for months these days But when he was arrested he was caught in like a park with a young boy who just had like a thing wrapped around his penis or something like that. A medicated bandage.

Starting point is 00:26:34 A medicated bandage, which they do explain a little bit more, but the question is, was that okay back then? Was that something that people were just like, yeah, that's fine, Jesus can hang out with young children in the park at 4 a.m. Any sort of moral boundaries when it came to supra and based on the pre Not from what I've seen okay. Yeah Yeah. Now, generally in different civilizations, you can still, like in Athens, you can still prosecute

Starting point is 00:27:09 for somebody coercing what you and I would say is underage, them before p***y. Yeah, that's still, you can get in trouble for that. But it's not like it, it's not like there's compensation involved, because, you know, it's not like a crime like you and I consider crimes more like a civil crime Yeah, okay, I like being punched right yeah, you've damaged somebody so you can give them reparations for damaging Okay, like you've punched a young boy with your penis in his Pussy really hard with your penis sir over and over again my mouth to be very upset with you We're gonna demand some payment for this so You punched me really hard with your penis, sir. Over and over again, my mouth is gonna be very upset with you.

Starting point is 00:27:45 We're gonna demand some payment for this. So, apparently, it was frowned upon to have sex with prepubescent boys and girls in those times, to some degree. But then they talk about this medicated linen that we heard about before. So this boy only had this linen on, and it was medicated, and they explained what that means.

Starting point is 00:28:05 And here it is, and it's noticed that it's using soldiers. It's using term for soldiers and slaves. Right? So this kid is not just hanging out with Jesus, right? People have tried to explain this for a while. What was this kid doing with Jesus, right? Okay, anyway, let's go on to the next one. Double click, there you go. Now hit the green button. Look, this is what the kid is wrapped on, is gumnos. And you say, what's gumnos? Gumnos is... Fine cloth, usually linen. Yeah, yeah, fine cloth. Look, look, look, look, look where it's... look at the second line. It says, Bucines telemones, right? So they're wrapping things in this fine cloth, right?

Starting point is 00:28:51 And surgeon's bandages. Mm-hmm, and bandages, and that's where I get it. On my end, when I'm reading the medical authors, they're all saying that you impregnate linen with drugs that you're going to treat the wound with, right? This kind of makes sense. You impregnate women No, no linen linen. I'm sorry you impregnate linen don't impregnate the women with drugs Yeah to treat wounds. Yeah, okay, so it makes sense. So this little kid had linen on for wounds makes me think that maybe he had a

Starting point is 00:29:37 I don't know. I'm not a scholar when it comes to the Bible. I could be wrong about that. You're also not a doctor. Correct. I'm not a doctor or biblical scholar. So what else did you pick up on from our friend Lady Babylon? Oh man, he, I did learn that he does have one line. So I mean, he says some crazy stuff, but in my clip 12, I do learn that Lady Babylon is, he just thinks that aliens are too wacky. What do you think about all these people talking about Anunnaki aliens flying around and building pyramids back in the day?

Starting point is 00:30:12 I think it's silly. You do? Damn it! That is just, I don't know, I cannot imagine saying all of the other stuff that he says and then being like aliens. Those are silly Yeah, that's just that silly. That's too much. But I also found that he really cared for people So good baby Babylon in my clip too He was the man for the people and he really cared about saving our souls. I was the one who is saving souls That was my that's my thing. It's delicious. Have you never saved a soul?

Starting point is 00:30:49 Probably not. No, no. Oh, you should try to learn yummy. I couldn't sit with this guy for four hours. No, no, it's very, and at first it didn't look like they were in the same studio. Right. And then they are. They definitely are for sure. Yes. That was a little they are. They definitely are. They're for sure. Yes. That was a little shocking. Well, it's interesting because Danny did a good job of doing his research on Lady Babylon, but not vice versa. As you'll see in this example. Ryan, if you don't understand that, it's because you're not a... No, I understand. I can understand it. I can, I can... You did Buddhism stuff then. stuff then you were you probably I don't have any of that But isn't that an Eastern thing as well? I didn't do any Buddhism stuff. No. No, give me that idea. I don't know

Starting point is 00:31:33 previous misconception Your Buddhist you don't get it the fuck you talking about part of me makes it look like I'm a Buddhist, you don't get it. What the fuck are you talking about? Part of me makes it look like I'm a Buddhist. It's so weird. All right. So you want to get into the drug stuff? Because this is really what he's all about. Okay.

Starting point is 00:31:53 He's really into the fact that everyone was on drugs back in this time, back in biblical times. And he is the one who's uncovered this. And the powers that be will not allow him to post this anywhere. They're censoring him. They're not allowing him to put his publisher didn't allow him to put it in the book. When he got his PhD, they had a problem with that part of it when he was presenting. And so he's going to explain what it was like back in the ancient Roman times. Do you know what Baptist carry? They carry drugs. Yeah, they carry drugs.

Starting point is 00:32:25 Everybody's carrying drugs. Oh, and by the way, in the Roman market is an open market. The Roman market is an open market. Yeah, you can buy anything. You can buy venom from North Africa in the Roman market, make a concoction, it'll knock you down. And we know this because they have recipes and doctors writing about what

Starting point is 00:32:45 do you do when you come across somebody and he's had too much hemlock. The first time I read that I was like, wait a minute, too much hemlock? That's what Socrates was killed with, right? Yeah, but this is a dude who just... Did you use small amounts to trip balls? He said he'll be walking on all fours and bleeding like a sheep. Sign me up. God. He said he'll be walking on all fours and bleeding like a sheep What do you do you got to give him an antidote and that's where I was talking before about The rope that's in the cave that's guiding us through the cave is the science

Starting point is 00:33:28 They have they have come through the Romans have come through a world that was a Bronze Age renaissance of drugs, doats and antidotes they call it, Christ and Antichrist. Oh. Yeah, yeah. They are pharmacologists. That's what I would say. That really is like the big aha moment, is Christ means drugs and any Christ because this guy is Satanist right? Yes, and that's why because that's the antidote He Christ which is actually drugs, but he likes drugs

Starting point is 00:33:56 But he also you know you need the antidote because back then drugs were like snake venom Which listen I don't do meth. I don't do snake venom. There are certain things that scare me nothing like that I'm good, and you don't think that the aliens are real. I do okay damn it sorry I'm not with you. We study Tommy, so yeah, I know all about aliens. I try to figure out what they're gonna say every week All right well then they talk about how being on drugs is the best thing for leaders, which I don't know that I agree with this, but then I was like, well, maybe I do. I mean, even like if you talk like if, if, if you wanted the best, most just and fair, uncorrupted version of government today, you would want the president of the United States

Starting point is 00:34:44 to trip to be tripping on mushrooms, right? Yeah, and then I was thinking like Kamala on mushrooms. Oh, no, I can't fucking that would be the worst I don't know what kind of music we'd hear but it would be anything I'd want to hear be brutal She's already annoying as it is, you know, like when you with that person's annoying and then they get amped up my mushrooms like oh god Okay, I'm in for for like six hours It sucks. So let's get back to Jesus unless you have anything on drugs that you want to talk about Lucy No good drug stuff. Okay, let's get back to Jesus. Remember what it was Jesus do with his boys

Starting point is 00:35:18 We all know this that's why we're a crowd and we're angry. We want Jesus crucified now you understand Well, there was a friggin crowd there Yeah Little bit brutal with them weren't they way? Yeah, they had good reason to be He was with those 12 underage kids in that room washing feet And you gotta get it when you wash feet have you ever washed somebody's feet Not that I can recall how about a 12 year old boy no, absolutely not now why wouldn't you do you have some kind of?

Starting point is 00:35:55 problem with Jesus Creepy when he puts it that way The town all showed up to throw rocks at the sky. They're like, yeah, you fucking creep get out of here What are you doing that? So I think you believe in Lady Babylon. I am I'm on board with this So basically what he explains and I just believe the last thing I heard This is why you take out things so basically what happened was last supper Jesus was naked the entire time. I think he was on snake venom and freaking out This is what I do take on things. So basically what happened was last supper,

Starting point is 00:36:25 Jesus was naked the entire time. I think he was on snake venom and freaking out. This is the Lady Babylon version of the story. The real one. The real version, okay, got it, okay. So throw your Bibles out, everyone. Let me explain to you what's going on here. The last supper, it's Jesus with a bunch of underage boys.

Starting point is 00:36:41 He's naked, he's high on snake venom. He's going nuts. And then he decides he needs to get the antidote and the antidote. You can't believe this. Apparently prepubescent boys, you can make, I'm going to get a shot. You can make them ejaculate stuff. I guess is what they're saying. This is all centered. There's a lot of censorship going on, but I was able to figure out what they were talking

Starting point is 00:37:03 about here. This is nuts. With the three older ones, and he says, keep guard while he takes the young kid off to the middle of the garden. In the meantime, they're falling asleep while Jesus is rolling around in agony and doing what he's got to do to get for the galané from the boy. And that's the mastery here. The boy has some kind of antidote. Galen describes

Starting point is 00:37:27 pre-pubescent ejaculate. I think he just said pre-pubescent ejaculate, right? Yeah, I would agree that that was what he said. But it's got the word pub in it so you can't say it. It's not milky. Galen describes this yeah as long with the pretty girls Exidate from their breasts I didn't know that Believe any of those words yes seems that seems of course you don't know that I just made that word It seems off to me, but apparently what was happening was last supper, naked orgy. Uh huh. Jesus ODs on snake venom. Yup. Has to jerk off this boy in the

Starting point is 00:38:17 park. Cops catch him, take him to the courts. They crucify him and he didn't die on the cross from the crucifixion He OD'd on snake venom according to this guy. That's how he actually died Hmm. And so listen it really ruins a crucifixion Like all the church and though I'm watching just like oh that guy's just high and snake. Yeah, he's already dead Yeah, right. What are we doing here? But yeah, let's find out what's really going on. Here's the truth everyone So I'm not saying to anybody's interpretation. There's no room for interpretation. It's just one of the sources say he's a he's a lacestase Which is a pimp which is basically a trafficer It's such a child

Starting point is 00:39:00 The child driver. Oh, don't say child. Don't say child So weird Africa The child trafficker. Oh, don't say child. Don't say child. Why? so weird Africa Yeah, which was looked down upon which was frowned upon back then because it's an active organized crime Sex trafficking children was frowned upon in these times. Yes. Yes. Okay, just Making sure what's your how that worked. So guys I Learned a lot from this. What else did you pick up on? Oh my goodness.

Starting point is 00:39:30 Lucy, what a ride huh? I found out Lady Babylon, he was studying the brain in my clip 9. Yeah and so this is just them talking about why he's studying the brain and I feel like His views are gonna give me a little bit of an idea of where he's coming from Yeah, we should drill holes in animals heads. Mm-hmm and I feel like his views are gonna give me a little bit of an idea of where he's coming from. Yeah, we should drill holes in animals' heads and then put in a little catheter, a little tube, and then you can insert a substance, anything you want. You can insert orange juice if you want. I don't understand how he thinks that talking about lobotomizing Scruffy it makes him sound more like a knowledgeable guy and less like Jeffrey Dahmer especially when he says orange juice. Yeah, what is that good for?

Starting point is 00:40:11 Well, I need to see Hydration it's not really inspiring me to think that he has any interest in how the frontal lobe develops Yeah, like and then that for me is one of those clips that I That's when I just completely lose if he loses credibility with that one just did not the Jesus was a child trafficking pedophile I don't I don't know enough about Jesus all right fair enough I do know that lobotomizing animals and putting orange juice in their brain is closer to Jeffrey Dahmer than research on brains right? I wouldn't call it a scientific experiment. No right yeah, I agree I would call him a crazy. What would happen if we drilled a hole in this animals hadn't poured or just in it died

Starting point is 00:40:51 I didn't didn't expect that was right. I got the canna yeah, we're gonna need a larger sample size I want to make sure that happens every time All right, what else Lucy? I don't have a lot of he's just in it. Do you want to play his clip from his channel? Oh, yeah, let's do that so to play his clip from his channel. Oh, yeah Let's do that so I went and checked out his channel, and I tried real hard to watch any of his videos me, too I wanted to I wanted to find clips of him saying crazy shit, and it's just so much nuts It's so much nonsense. He does so much of the translation on his YouTube channel So a lot of it is just him pulling up words and then describing what he believes that the words mean

Starting point is 00:41:26 Which again, I think is all malarkey So I went to a random spot in one of his episodes and this my clip 15 is what we found I'm going to reach into the Bible I'm gonna reach into the Bible and I'm gonna pull out the queen, the all queen right out of the guts of Paul the apostle. Where's my where's my whip? Where's the crop? You know what I have to say this right now especially for the people who are listening to the podcast, you're right he's an idiot. No genius would have a kitchen like that. That's so dated that was like King Cobra Jam that's not a nice place not only that but he streams

Starting point is 00:42:10 everything in his kitchen yeah I'm pretty sure that that Danny Jones episode is the only thing he ever did not in his kitchen and he has this shrine that includes his riding crop which he as you just heard is about to grab and again for the people who are only listening he's about to use it to thwack the floor a whole bunch. He's a mental patient. There's a crump here. I'm getting old. Paul the Apostle. This one's for Paul. You know, he's a snake pusher, right? He's a venom junkie. So, um, you know, you gotta hurt him in different ways. Come here, Paul. Come here, Paul. You know what I'm going to do? Paul's on the ground, apparently. I want you to discord the holy song of Medea. Can you do that, Paul? Can you do that? I know you're so so bent on your Christos

Starting point is 00:43:05 I know you are Paul, but I want I Want you to disgorge the contents of your guts and I wanted to This man is crazy mommy pass me the chicken nuggets It's crazy mommy pass me the chicken nuggets No sauce I'm getting married again, and he's the first guy I'm killing yeah, all right, okay Yeah, I don't know if we can take him seriously now that I think about it You might be out of something I think that Danny Jones's interview. I think it was it was thoughtful I think that he has good questions

Starting point is 00:43:40 And I think that I it was more Comprehensible than anything that Lady Babel and has ever done in the past Which is why I appreciate Reverend shit stain or whoever Asked us to do this show for promoting that first if you just want to send me these videos. I'm like yeah I can't bother a lot of skits. I was out the internet I don't know but yeah but he actually sits down with a guy who has a big audience and they Try he tries to keep him on track and to explain this stuff

Starting point is 00:44:02 But it was interesting that an hour and a half in And I played the clip where he just starts. He's like, well, are we ready to get into this now? Or maybe it was two hours in are you ready to get into this now? Cuz like I'm gonna say some crazy shit about Jesus. Just like yeah might as well. Let's go As if nothing crazy had been said, but no crazy but like I don't know why bury the lead You know, if you ever watch how YouTube videos are enjoyed and viewed, it's just, uh, you know, it goes down until they finally realized the show should have ended an hour. It's like, no, I get, get right to the guy. You worship the pedophile stuff. That's the fun stuff that we all are interested in. Speaking of fun stuff.

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Starting point is 00:45:53 shows for WTP on Wednesdays and Saturdays. You'll find the links on there. Thank you for doing that. Hulkamania. But you know what else is fun? My hot sauce and Jake Hudson Decided to do a video trying my hot sauce out Take it away Jake. Hey, what's up guys? It's boy Jake yet again like subscribe hit that notification button and listen up I am trying the the w ATP Rochester salt and subsidy hot sauce you can go to sub state hot sauce comm and use for the hwo For 15 yeah, This is its taste. You're supposed to put it on something but okay.

Starting point is 00:46:32 What do you think? It's good. Yeah All right Excellent It's good, Todd. It's good All right, can you dumb it down? I'm gonna go get some hot sauce. It's good, Todd. It's good. Alright. Can you dumb it down? I love you guys. Bye. Alright.

Starting point is 00:46:53 Thank you, Jake. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thanks for ordering my hot sauce. I talked to my my hot sauce guy, the guy who oh, I have a funny story about that real quick. I don't know if I'm on to talk about this or not but I assume I am I am. Don't use the word pubescent.

Starting point is 00:47:07 So Chad Zumach was with children. No. Chad Zumach. So what happened was my hot sauce came out and that would be the Hot in the Rock, WTP Rochester hot sauce, a little dab will do ya. It's silkcityhot sauce.com. WTP is the promo company. And at the same time, Chad was working with this guy at Silk City to make another one of his hot sauces. And it was almost done. They had made the label. He gets charged 250

Starting point is 00:47:38 for the artwork for the label. Then Chad saw that I had a hot sauce. And because Chad is a child and doesn't know how the world works. Thinks that this guy's not allowed to work with me because Chad doesn't like me. Because you know, that's how business is done. So because he's a child, Chad threw a little hissy fit and went off on this guy. And these guys were friendly with each other. Chad is like, I'm never offended. I'm never mad. You are. You're a little baby, a little bitch. We get into more of

Starting point is 00:48:05 that a little bit. But so Chad decided to have a little temper tantrum, and he's not going to work with this guy anymore. And the guy's like, All right, but dude, I, we're almost ready to get your hot sauce in production. I paid 250 for the artwork. So

Starting point is 00:48:18 Chad's just like, Oh, fine. I'll give you the 250. That's what you need. And he posted a screenshot of him putting 250 in the cash app to this guy at Silk City Hot Sauce. He doesn't have cash app. So he registers for it, he gets it to get his 250 back. And it was just a Photoshopped or a fake image.

Starting point is 00:48:37 Oh my God. So Chad wanted everyone to think he paid this guy 250. He didn't do anything. This guy who he's in business with, they they work together is out 250 because Chad threw a little temper tantrum over me having a hot sauce. Nick incredible ruin everything. He's such a baby. Such a baby. It's really bizarre behavior. So that's the story that I wanted

Starting point is 00:48:58 to tell everyone about my hot sauce and Chad Zumach. Also, real quick note came in from penis wrinkle on our Patreon. I want to address that. One thing a lot of the dabblers are wondering is what happened to the strike from Suthering John song two weeks back? Curious we got overturned. If you could hint at or he talking to Jenny jingles, asking her to tell me to respond to it. So I have mentioned this on a couple shows,

Starting point is 00:49:25 maybe not the main show, but basically what happened is I did an emergency show where I played John's song, I Feel Small, the music video. I kept pausing it, commenting on it, transformed the content. John has a copyright on the song, not the music video, but the song. So he put in a copyright strike.

Starting point is 00:49:41 So I countered it like I normally do. Like I've had to do with Simon and Schuster and with SiriusXM and some other pretty big entities that have set in copyright strikes. And typically what happens is I explained that this is transformative, it's fair use, under the Copyright Act. And they come back and say, yeah, you're right.

Starting point is 00:50:02 So that if the copyright holder then has 10 days to file an actual lawsuit, And if that doesn't happen, then the strike gets taken off your channel. Well, for whatever reason, when I put in my counter, YouTube came back saying that, no, we think this is a copyright violation. Now that's probably a bot that does that. I don't think a human looked at it and thought that. But the next step is if I really believe that it's not a copyright violation, then I can override that,

Starting point is 00:50:30 but if I lose, I lose my channel. So it's so not worth it. It's just not even worth it. So what I decided I'm gonna do is I'm gonna start a Rumble page. I've been saying this for a couple of weeks. I'll get to it. We'll get there.

Starting point is 00:50:41 I'm gonna start a Rumble page. I'll put the video up on there because it's the Wild West and we mean I have to worry about copyright strikes and copyright whatever over on rumble So we'll put it up there, but that's what happened with this So John has been all proud of himself that he won this legal battle because he thinks I didn't counter it I tried YouTube for whatever reason YouTube does some weird shit ask any YouTube a content creator. I know it's a channel Yeah, I have problems like that all the time. Problems like that all the time. Because you're all cooked for movies and stuff.

Starting point is 00:51:08 On Once Over with Kaylee. Yes, I do. C-A-Y-L-E-Y. Yep, that's it. So you get weird things because it's some kind of algorithm and a bot trying to figure out what's going on. They don't have the manpower to police all this shit. Trust me, there's a billion channels doing all fucking sorts of shit. So anyway, that's where we're at with that. And I'll get it back up on rumble guys, subscribe on rumble and we can make fun of John even more over there. Actually, I'm going to turn into Aaron Imholt rumble Fridays. We just get to play Johnson's fucking album. Goof on him. Yeah, let's do that. All right. Well, since we're talking about John, we might as well get into it.

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Starting point is 00:53:31 Very thankful for our guest that's on here with us today Adam Bush making his debut on W ATP. What's up, Adam? Hello, Carl? Hello producer Chris. Good to see you miss tight box Well, hello, so Adam I'm really glad we didn't connect sooner because we could have but then you got to go on john show And I think that we both know that if you would have shown up on my show first That would because he was already very cautious about you going out his show. He was very afraid of me from the beginning He also thinks i'm four different people Oh, so i explained that four different places

Starting point is 00:54:04 I hit him from instagram from facebook on twitter and he thinks those'm four different people. Oh, I explained that. Four different places. I hit him from Instagram, from Facebook, on Twitter, and he thinks those are all different people. He also thinks there's another person that he blocked during the clay dabler bombing. Remember when that happened? Of course. He came back on the air and was so angry, he just started blocking everyone in the chat,

Starting point is 00:54:23 and he said, you're blocked, Filet-O-Rand, you're blocked, Adam Bush. And then that night he was like, Hey, you want to come on the show? Oh, you had just gotten blocked before that? That's funny. He doesn't know that these are all the same people. And he still doesn't know. He doesn't grasp a lot of what's happening. I think he takes it all on a very surface level. Okay. So let's talk about this. And I'm excited to have you on the show because

Starting point is 00:54:46 in my household, uh, you're beloved. You obviously were on Buffy the vampire slayer, the TV show for many seasons. And I want to talk to you about Alison Hannigan cause I'm still in love. But before we get into that, um, you actually have a background that's crazy when it comes to the devil verse. You're a musician, you're a very accomplished musician. You played with a lot of bands and one of the bands you played with was The Losers, the Howard Stern band and apparently did you reach out to them like you got

Starting point is 00:55:18 recruited by John to be in the band? I got recruited by a gentleman by the name of Crispy Chicken and a trumpet player named Jordan and they both were in Rainbow Trout who is who John called. Okay. They needed a sax player. They knew I was a big Stern fan and that it would just be a perfect fit. So they needed a full horn section. They needed a Barry. They needed an alto. They wanted a trumpet and a trombone. So I was the alto. Nice. And so you performed on air on the Howard Stern show? Correct. John was the one who met us when we got there He completely messed up where we were supposed to be and he put us in a room to tune that was bleeding into the studio

Starting point is 00:55:56 Who put you in here we said John he said of course and a long time ago What instrument did John play in the band at that time? He wasn't in on this session at all He just said I can get you on section and then provided us. So hold on a second This is Atlantic recording artists stuttering John Melendez. He's not good enough to be in the loser I think he was being humble the band that Scott the engineer was in he couldn't make the cut Yeah, the band that Baba boo. We play trumpet in The cut yeah the band that Boba Bui played trumpet in Because the losers so Fred Norris is an accomplished guitarist way better than than John is Jackie Martling is a guitarist

Starting point is 00:56:38 So I imagine those two probably got the nod over John one of them played bass. I think I know Fred sang Howard played keyboards. That's kind of all I remember. Yeah mean, you have to understand John's band at the time, all accomplished musicians. Bill Titus is an amazing musician. Bill Titus is great, yes. All of those guys are real session guys. Have you met him before? Yeah, we used to jam together all the time back in the day. I'm excited.

Starting point is 00:56:58 I wanna meet Bill. I wanna get Bill on the show so bad. I wanna hear about recording that album. I thought it was very interesting that I mentioned Bill and John did not pick up on that at all and never asked. I mentioned it in my letter. I brought it up on the air and he did not pick up on that. So I'm guessing that's another bridge burnt. So you go way back with the dabble verse.

Starting point is 00:57:18 You talked to John about how you got on to WATP and then Uncle Rico and soup and tookie soup and all that kind of stuff So, you know all of these things and you probably know that I was for a little while having a debate with John about who's a better Guitar player. I think I want that debate because I showed a lot of evidence that he sucks at guitar and When I was going back and watching his old concert footage from 1994. I saw Bill Titus Who would take a lead every now and again was so much better than John at playing leads. And I went, oh, this is weird. So then you listen to John's album and you can tell that John played the leads on his

Starting point is 00:57:54 album because they're not very good. And I really want to talk to Bill about what was that like? Was there ever a discussion? This is a major label. Would Bill like raise his hand and be like, hey, maybe I should play a guitar solo or two because I could do this way better than what you're doing. But it is grunge too. So maybe that wasn't. I mean, have you heard any of this music? Do you remember his

Starting point is 00:58:12 band at all? I do. I remember the band a little bit. And I've heard you play it. And I've watched the videos. All of those guys are really great session guys, they could hold up anyone and make it seem palatable. Good musicians can do that. You can sit in and they surround him. They knew what they were doing. They were attaching themselves to something that you got to understand on Long Island at the time. How could you say no? They were just the gigs when you were

Starting point is 00:58:37 with John or anything related to the Stern show, the gigs are waiting to happen. Monkey One says, can't trust Carl when it comes to guitar talk he thinks he's still better than Corey Feldman. Yeah good point. All right you're right. I've been big time with a lot of people. Also, Hulkamania gifting 10 who are these podcast memberships. Thank you very much for that Hulkamania. We do appreciate the support and generosity on these shows. Adam you went on John's show and your take on this I think was probably similar to like what Vince the Warrior would say because Vince is obsessed with Eric the actor as is my boy Casey Day, Hack Ride does a show about Eric the actor slash Eric the midget. And so your thinking was John's kind of replaced that void

Starting point is 00:59:28 after Eric the actor died. Do you want to elaborate on that a little bit? Well, he did that for me personally. I'm one of those people during quarantine and COVID that went back and listened to Stern. And OJ in the morning correctly stated that what I was talking about is not a new phenomenon. It wasn't a phenomenon just during COVID.

Starting point is 00:59:48 It's something that's been going on for 10 years, but there was a resurgence during that time. And I was part of that. And if you were listening to Stern at that time, the algorithm said, well, then you're definitely going to like these people making fun of Opie. You're definitely going to like these people making fun of John. And they were right. So immediately I fell in love with you guys and started following the whole world and you fall into Harrison Young you fall into everybody and John and Opie for me. They just were really special I just became very obsessed and instead of falling asleep to Eric now I can just fall asleep to this and it replaced and I get very obsessed

Starting point is 01:00:22 So I have to go back and listen to every episode of John's show here every episode of your show here all of the coverage that goes on to key was talking the other day about how he walks around listening to Ron and Fez 24 cents and that's me it's just I'm listening to him not Ron and Fez right yes so I have my own problems going on clearly but that's a separate obviously so I find that fascinating can you explain for people who aren't familiar with the Howard Stern show because there's a lot of people Believe it or not John Malone does that said I didn't know John was until I heard about him on W ATP So there's a lot of people who aren't familiar with the old Howard Stern show, you know

Starting point is 01:00:56 He was in certain markets before serious ex-homie wasn't everywhere and even in every market Even he wasn't necessarily the number one guy in the morning Even in every market even as he wasn't necessarily the number one guy in the morning So can you explain the parallels between Eric the actor and centering John? Why did you draw that conclusion? Like oh this scratches that same itch it just gave me that feeling and it's interesting because I had no relationship With ONA growing up in New York. I do now through this show. I've become obsessed. I didn't realize Patrice was on there I didn't know how funny Kumya was but I didn't know who Opie was. But you making fun of Opie? Love it. Can't get enough of it. I have all this history with John. I have none with Opie, but it gives me that same feeling. Eric used to have this American Idol wrap up show, and it was

Starting point is 01:01:40 the best when Howard and the gang would just rip on this show. And this show might as well be john show between the blocking everyone. Eric feels the need if you make a comment on the internet about Eric, he has to rebut it he has to because if it's on the internet, somebody reads it and it must be real. So if he has a rebuttal, someone will read that and that will be real. John's the same fucking guy. He's the same guy. You know what? Another pair I didn't even think of is that Eric had Johnny Frado and

Starting point is 01:02:14 Johnny Frado's dad was in the mafia and so you know he was considered to be all mafiaed up or mobbed up and so Eric would go to Johnny Frada with like bigger problems he had to deal with he'd be like ah Johnny you know what to do take care of this guy was making fun of me and John is very much the same way we talked about John Gotti jr. and he's just like well you know I've been hanging out John Gotti jr. lately and I'll probably take care of you assholes or he says he has cases with biker gangs in Florida or all this kind of shit like I didn't think

Starting point is 01:02:44 about that until just now. That is 100% where it's like you have this little man who can't do anything, but he thinks he's got these connections to scary people who will do their bidding for them. And they both lie about meaningless shit and will not let it go. They will die before they'll admit

Starting point is 01:03:03 the most meaningless lie. And I find that riveting. Adam, between our mutual acquaintance, he's told me a lot of the things that you've been up to and one of those things, I mean, as I mentioned, you're an accomplished musician. Have you worked with They Might Be Giants in the past? Yes. Yeah, I toured with them for a while and they played on the record. Did you really? You were part of their horn section. No, no, we opened for them in a folk band. And then the band of Dan's and Linnell were our backing band for a record. Yeah. No shit. So do you think you're more accomplished in

Starting point is 01:03:38 entertainment, Hollywood or in music? I think it's my knowledge of the dabble verse that'll rocket me to start. I'm just curious. Like you were doing right here. How you would sum up your career? I'm just curious what you think you're more accomplished in. I don't know. I've always been a character actor since I was a child and I kind of enjoy that. That's right. What Nickelodeon show were you on? Oh, it was called the mystery files of Shelby whoop, okay? So there's people here who will know you from that as well. I doubt any of these audiences interested in that at all Alex Mack on here, I'd be like okay get to the John stuff. That's a good point. Yes, but I would not well anyway

Starting point is 01:04:26 my wife is a huge fan and she is obsessed with Buffy and I'm obsessed with Alison Hannigan and Which is she as hot as I think she is in real life Yeah, you could lie to me. Nope. You could soften the blow off you a lot. I Heard she's into club feet what? Yeah, I have an anola guy that's incredible all right Do you want to hang out with us and watch some clips from John show yesterday? I would love that I thought you might I thought you might enjoy this because John starts up his show now

Starting point is 01:04:57 He's back down in Florida, and he lives in a house with central air most houses in Florida have central air especially new builds I don't go figure. But for whatever reason John's so stupid, he doesn't know that he should probably have his air conditioning on when he starts his show up. So he is a sweaty mess. He looks so gross. London calling and I live by the river. I got to turn on the ac man. It's fucking hot in here. All right, so I turn up the volume here, but we just back that up real quick. Look at his hair in the back. Look at how It is wet fucking hot in here So

Starting point is 01:05:42 So Yes, AC set to 80 I wonder why I was fucking sweating my ass off. Math teacher. Again, he just started his show. Right. If you're already sweaty, why not check that before you sit down in front of your camera? Just start five minutes later. Yeah. Or five minutes earlier, check to see what the temperature is now. How about live comfortably all the time when you're in Florida?

Starting point is 01:06:23 I do. I know. It's crazy. You can't afford that. Come on. Duke's got a lady too. Oh yeah. The Duke. What a segue. He's got a new lady. Well, we'll see. So far so good though. Spent the night last night. Scoob! Uh, so she woke up in this sweaty fucking factory, the sweat box?

Starting point is 01:06:53 Well, I spent all my money on dinner. Dude, what kind of, what kind of lady is he bringing home? This is the first he's mentioned of this now. I know these on the apps, but I'm assuming This is some drunk at the bar that She was just like yeah the guy some credit Nope

Starting point is 01:07:18 Because it's weird. He's like yeah, I got a new lady friend that immediately catches himself like well Maybe I haven't sealed the deal yet yet But there's no restraining order so later on Somebody tells John he looks terrible Because he does and he disagrees is the hooker of Empire you look terrible Assuming that a couple things I love that person I look terrible I've been pumping every fucking day

Starting point is 01:07:50 I know It's like Hansel and who's scruffy looking You're like no you're missing the point here I look terrible Hey I may be ugly and hate filled but I've um What was the third thing you said? Dude, I've been pumping every fucking day, man. Look at these fucking things.

Starting point is 01:08:11 You should see my chest. I was admiring my body in the gym. Oh my God, I'm fucking skinny now. I'm literally skinny. My pants have fallen off me. Classic John, deliberately missing the point. Well, what we're looking at is your face. You look terrible. The sweat and the clammy-ness is what we are focusing on currently.

Starting point is 01:08:32 This is the thing and Adam you told him this you're like you know you monetize this is IRL streaming. John admiring himself in the mirror at the gym that's what I want to watch. It's amazing he would say that out loud. Guys you see my body. No I'm good. No yeah I don't want gym. That's what I want to watch. That's amazing that he would say that out loud. Guys, you just see my body. No, I'm good. No. Yeah, I don't want to. It's fine. Then show us. Just show us. John, stand up and show us or shut the fuck up. That's a good point. I mean, he could. I mean, don't, but he could. But he could. Guys, I look so fucking buff right now. I mean, I'm wearing a 2X t-shirt, but you can't really see it. But trust me, I'm so defined. You can't even believe it. Let's just believe it. Yeah, let's just believe it. So John is the worst at prepping for his show of anyone ever because he saw a video online

Starting point is 01:09:19 with Chad Zumach where it says, Chad destroys Stuttering John, and then lists a bunch of other people. And John sees that and he goes, oh, I got a show. I'm gonna go on, I'm gonna watch this video of Chad trashing me, and I'm gonna give him what for. So this is John setting that up right here. Oh boy, I see that Chadley is all upset with me. I don't know why.

Starting point is 01:09:48 Why is Chadley so angry with me? What did I do to you, Chadley? Tell me what I did to you, Chad. Did I do something to you? Did I do something to you, Chadley? You're very upset with me. You already said that. I don't know you, Chadley? You're very upset with me. You already said that. I don't know why, Chadley.

Starting point is 01:10:08 He said that. I don't know what I did, but you very mad at me. What does he think he's doing with this? Pying time for something. It went so long. But it's also this thing where he thinks he's entertaining. Like every time he's embarrassing himself, he's just like, yeah, I'm really putting it out of show right now. No, just embarrassing yourself. I love

Starting point is 01:10:34 watching him watching himself do this stuff. Yes, right. Because he believes deeply he is killing it. Yeah. He's like, look at how I went from fucking hell to and I pivoted to holy shit, no one saw it coming. There's an act. There's a misguided confidence that's very similar to Eric the actor that we really appreciated because Eric the actor there's no reason for him to think he's the king of fuck mountain and yet all he does is call an hour search hotel how we're starting to fuck off and he just thinks he's a star. By the way, you were talking about his internet show, the wrap-up show for American Idol. I only heard it when Howard would play clips on the Howard Stern show. I never actually listened to it

Starting point is 01:11:13 and I'm kicking myself because I wasn't in this line of business back then, but I'm kicking myself for not going back. Does that exist anywhere online, his old shows? Here's the problem with it. It does, but it's just like talking to John on the phone. It is so surprisingly boring. You're not prepared for just how mind numbingly boring it is. You're like, I love this guy. This is going to be great. Unfiltered. Nope. It's the worst. It just puts you to sleep. Well, you say, talking to John on the phone, what if the person he's talking to, he's trying to fuck? That is kind of interesting when he's on the phone. I think Kate Meany deserves an award

Starting point is 01:11:52 for just hanging in that long and listening. And you can find that award at the Davie Awards next Saturday night, wtblive.com for tickets or dabblecon.live. You can stream the whole show and watch it from the comfort of your home or while you're driving. All right. So now John's going to find the clip of Chad and react to it. He hasn't watched it, but he knows how fun he is. He knows he's going to come up with some witty things to say and come back with. I say, stop it. I warn you.

Starting point is 01:12:25 I warn you. I say, stop it. Stop it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. And what do you do? What do you do?

Starting point is 01:12:33 You do it anyway. You do it anyway. And then you get humiliated in front of everyone. And then you disappear. You run away. You run away. Is he talking about me? Have I ran away? I don't know. You run away. Is he talking about me?

Starting point is 01:12:47 Have I ran away? I don't know. Chad, I'm right here. Just sit and pray for you. A few moments later. Well, yeah. What is he? Who ran away? We're done with Chad.

Starting point is 01:13:00 We're moving on, right? Steel Toe, you remember that? Oh, Steel Toe, okay. I don't care about him. I want me. We're moving on right steel toe. You remember that I told you okay? So the part I clipped out of there is John going off on jet Oh, I ran away motherfucking think I fucking ran away public lights going on and on and on it Just like he's talking about Aaron em, you idiot. Oh, okay Probably should have watched the video first, huh? John would have been smart Yeah, cuz he really ramped up for that one. Oh watch out. I'm gonna get it with this one

Starting point is 01:13:31 like an idiot All right, so then More on John watching this video. It's not about him fucking some internet loser Nick Rekate is a loser. I'm sorry. Who cares? You'll always be my bitch loser. Nick Riquette is a loser. I'm sorry. Who cares? You'll always be my bitch. And for all of you motherfuckers from Melton to Carl to now Blind Mike, all of you motherfuckers covering steel toe, that was my beef. I started all of this. Okay. Oh, Chad. He started. Chad, are you crying plagiarism? I saw your act, you can't cry that. See, here's the problem. I don't dislike Chad. That is a problem. Did you see John just laugh at his own joke there? Oh yeah. Isn't that the thing that he makes fun of everyone else

Starting point is 01:14:18 for doing? When people laugh at their own jokes? I saw your act, you can't cry that. Wow, that really tickled him. Pretty good stuff right there. So just to comment on what Chad was saying, that I watch Chad but not John's watching Chad's, I'm watching Jan through John. When people ask me why I was cool with Shuley doing the Uncle Rico show, here's the alternative. Oh, I started making fun of him first so you're not allowed to, no one else can goof on him. I'm gonna lose her chance such a loser All right, so I liked watching John realize he was left out of that list. Yeah. Oh, yeah I'm a loser

Starting point is 01:14:55 It's pretty funny. You can see him being like I'm up next he's gonna say Perfect segue because He's going to. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Starting point is 01:15:08 oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh News outlets than you ever been. I think I've headlined more clubs than you ever have. I'll let it keep playing but just John there's enough people goofing on you to pretend the chance Making fun of someone else mr. Kill everything and John's gonna either going oh, yeah, I'm a nobody. No, he's I'm a mr. Kill everything idiots. It's not about you I really just want to start labeling videos now. Yeah, just I really like oh so and so goes off on John. I want to do that That's my new lady bad boy goes off on John Yeah, that's but then just have it be a clip where the person is not saying the name so John still think you know

Starting point is 01:15:57 Do that was Vince the lawyer Vince edits these videos to make it look like people are saying shit about other people Yeah, so we tried to get so we he had me goofing on John, but he would splice in the word name Shulie, and he played it for Shulie, and she was like, I don't think Carol's talking about me right here, it's Shulie caught on to it. But yeah, you could easily fool John with that type of video. We should just flood YouTube with videos like that, of people just talking about, we could have Trump talking about Kamala Harris. And John's like, what? I'm not Indian descent.

Starting point is 01:16:26 What's he saying there? What the fuck? Okay. Really? That seems a little rich, Chad. I don't know. I don't know where you get off saying all this, but you're killing me, brother.

Starting point is 01:16:39 Jesus, I can't believe I'm in the mud with the mud shark. Holy shit, is that the jaws theme of my hair? Holy shit Chad Thank you, John Williams you welcome well. I got a clip there for Lucy. Please don't now He's doing. Thank you, John Williams like he does with crackhead Bob now. He's doing that with John Williams Everything also he's stealing that from toki. That's the toki shark theme. I'm pretty sure right isn't that all this But you're killing me brother Jesus, I can't believe I'm in the mud with the mud shark. Holy shit. Is that the jaws theme of my hearing?

Starting point is 01:17:22 I got the jaw steam, am I hearing? Ba-da-da, ba-da-da, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Tukey Shark! I think that's how that song goes. I don't know. That's where it came from. That's where it came from, I'm pretty sure. All right, so this next clip is a longer one, guys. But John comes up with an idea on the fly.

Starting point is 01:17:40 Because as we know, Chad does this hit show called Kumia's Cucks. He's been doing it for a while. Mm hmm. Where he makes fun of anyone that Anthony Kumiya doesn't have a problem with. Pretty good stuff. So, John comes up with a brilliant idea. You are such a **** Brennan Cuck. The Kevin Cuck. I gotta do the Kevin Cucks. Yeah. That's gonna be my new show. Okay. The Kevin Cucks. Cool. Starring. Hold on. Okay. Alright, it's gonna take me awhile, you know. Yeah, I think it is. Let's

Starting point is 01:18:12 know. Let's watch and put this together in real time. Now, if I had to guess, I would assume he's probably. Alright. Video together. Oh. For like an intro to this new show, Kevin. Kevin Cucks. Kevin Cucks Kevin Cox. All right, Kevin Cox. Yeah That's it Well, he's still handling the video give me a spitball in here the Kevin Cox Or do you also it's like a call response kind of yeah, Brady bunch. Yeah, Kevin Cox We're here with the Kevin Cox. What is that?

Starting point is 01:18:51 Who's we Alright, he's still editing the video guys. Give him a second It's gonna be great With the Kevin Cox, he's old school is using flash. It's gonna take a little while. Give him a second. He's got this. Alright, John, you got this. Any minute now. I didn't speed this one up. I thought it'd be more

Starting point is 01:19:16 fun to watch this in real time. Thank you. Yeah. See how he does his show. When you talked about, I'll pause it for a second here. Oh, thank you. When you talked about how like going back and watching Eric, the actor show is boring. This is what you're talking about.

Starting point is 01:19:29 It's exactly what I'm talking about. Actually, if people don't clip the right parts, you just see shit like this. I'm just staring at his screen. They both believe every breath, every noise out of them is entertaining. They think them singing off camera, them just drinking a Pepsi, a Pepsi is that's a show That's so Howard made it look too easy. That's what it is, too Yeah, so you know he's actually charming and compelling people want to know what he's up to

Starting point is 01:20:01 Kevin a little pitchy Kevin Cox this is gonna be my new pitchy Kevin Cox That was so many clicks Also starring oh is area third It took him two minutes to pull up three photos of people. And 75 clicks. Yes, there's a lot of typing, a lot of clicking going on. Adam, I hope you're ready for this. We have a celebrity here in the green room that's going to join us on the show.

Starting point is 01:20:59 Have you ever met Cardiff Electric? Well, hello, Adam Bush. Oh, hello. Welcome to the stream. Thank you. We have had interactions on Dabbler's Anonymous, but you didn't know because I was anonymous. Coward.

Starting point is 01:21:16 Oh yeah, I'm not hiding behind a filter, you know? Now we can dox you. What's your sock account? We're gonna dox you, Adam. All right, so John desperately wants Chad on his side. And Aaron went through this recently too. There's a weird thing going on where people are like, you can't beat him, join him, I guess. I don't like Mr. Kill Everything either. You and I could bond on this. Maybe you should come do my show and not be a Kevin Cuck and come do the Duke's show and you and I could commiserate about what a dickhead Mr. Kill everything is. Come on, Chadley. Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?

Starting point is 01:22:06 John is pitching to a fellow comedian. So two comedians, quote unquote headliners, are going to do a show bashing Mr. Kill everything. Yes, right. Okay. That's the thing they have in common. They both don't like Mr. Kill everything. And so yes, John's got a brilliant idea because he just needs friends. It comes back to what Tukey said over a year ago. These are all just lonely guys who are just looking for friends. And so everything's happening between John and Chad.

Starting point is 01:22:35 There's been a lot of things over the last year. John's just like, yeah, but we both don't like Mr. Kill everything, you want to be buddies? You want to come over? And that's always been kind of John's bottom line when it comes to friends is if I like this Then you have to like this and if I don't like this then you can't like this because we can't do that. That's not okay In this case

Starting point is 01:22:52 Everyone thinks I'm a piece of shit. Everyone thinks you're a piece of shit. Let's join forces Another thing in common. Makes sense So back to Adam's point that John thinks that everything he does is entertaining. We just heard him singing that uh, why can't we be friends? And it sounds like that's a long enough of that song to sing. Oh, no, it continues hot Why can't we be friends? Why can't we? Why can't we be friends? No, Ra, no, never did you want now. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do Never did the logs connected in any way. No, we never did the what now He's so untalented and unfunny and uninteresting in every way They'll never understand that that part will be clipped by 20 channels. I'm like there's proof. I'm amazing

Starting point is 01:23:55 No, they were all making fun of you. Jen. We all think you're a clown and There's many reasons why we shouldn't be friends. That's why we can't be yeah, that's a good point He doesn't understand that there are, there's more than one kind of laughter. Right. He doesn't understand that. He thinks if they're laughing, he's one. He doesn't understand we're laughing at him or near him. As long as he hears laughter, he thinks everything's going great.

Starting point is 01:24:21 He's the kid in the classroom where snot's coming out of his nose and the hot girl looks at him He's like see Katherine looked at me Because there was snot running out of your nose. Yes, you noticed me though. So I got that going for me Did you notice you? To Adams point like that's a very opie thing. Mm-hmm when laughter is happening Adam's point, like that's a very opy thing. When laughter's happening. Oh, this has to be a short on the internet. Oh, it's hilarious.

Starting point is 01:24:49 Everyone's having fun. I hear laughter. Sure. All right, one more clip on here. We're now 37 minutes into John's show. His whole idea was he was gonna go after Chad because Chad had this video clip out making fun of John. I knew Kevin was gonna have us both on. I was like,

Starting point is 01:25:05 let him have his little platform. Let's see what happens. Cause he was. You didn't really say too much about me. This whole thing is labeled. Z man goes off on stuttering John. Of course you put me first. Cause I'm the only one that's relevant. Winging his dick. I bring in the super chats. No, you don't I do Really? I don't see any here Good brag right there you bring the super chance. I'm not getting any Yeah, we know Too homeless people fighting over a quarter on the streets Outside Joey sees place. I know She's gonna say the same thing. So this guy, he thought he was going to come in here with this amazing video and slap back at

Starting point is 01:25:52 Chad and have all these sick burns. Just watch the fucking video. I give this guy free advice on a weekly basis. Jen watch the video. You might even come up with a joke ahead of time. No. Maybe write it down. I don't know. Just a thought. Just an idea. I believe what we're seeing on stream is the best of John. And we understand how bad that is. But I think what goes on when he's not on camera those five seconds before, I think he is just pulling himself together enough to press record and that's why everything we're seeing after that is You know kind of getting it all in shape because he's literally just like crawling and oozing on the ground and lifting himself up

Starting point is 01:26:35 Pressing record and then seeing himself for the first time that day You're right, he doesn't even see himself before he hits record. He waged war against all of his haters how many years ago, and now his haters are his employers, deciding how much money he makes, and he thinks he's won. Well, I don't know that he thinks he's won. And actually, that leads me to my other question, Adam. Where is this going? We obviously we have dabble con next weekend. That's going to be a big event. And, uh, you know, last time we did dabble con, it was this big celebration of all things,

Starting point is 01:27:16 stuttering John of the dabble verse. And we're going to do that again. It's going to be fantastic, but where do things go from there? You know, John's in the middle of this lawsuit with Vince that he can't afford. He just sold his house for 10 bucks to his mom. Actually, I want to get your take on some of that stuff too. I know you've been looking into that. I sure have. Where do you think things are going, Adam?

Starting point is 01:27:35 And I'll ask Carter the same thing, but first you. It's a great question because I was wondering the same thing listening to the mini tapes. When he's dreaming and fantasizing about he goes when this is all over and you and I are in a cup of cocoa so what does that mean to him when this is all over is that when all of us are in handcuffs being led into San Quentin is that when it's over I think you're right I think that's it I hope not or maybe I hope so because I think the reality is, he was talking about

Starting point is 01:28:06 going to the doctor a lot when he was in Kenoga Park, and then that shit stopped. He decided to stop talking about that, and he has been pretty much on a downward slope in every sense ever since. And I feel like that tonight's show party. His muscles are getting very big. His He's great. His eyes look great. His face looks like a nightmare, but his arms look good He that tonight show party. I feel like it was like a living wake for him I feel like the doctors told him something and he decided I have two courses I'm gonna go with the fuck it route and just

Starting point is 01:28:43 Dark as hell, holy shit. That's what I see, it's why I was motivated to talk to him so quickly and so urgently because I feel like the time is running out. And people don't remember how much they hated Eric, the actor, when he was alive. They hated him because he would not confess to his lies. He would not give it up.

Starting point is 01:29:04 But then the day he died, people are like, oh, I'm getting an Eric tattoo. I'm gonna put some Pepsi on his grave. We love him. So I just wanted to jump in before what I think is a very imminent demise. Interesting. Yeah, you're right.

Starting point is 01:29:18 He was talking a lot about his doctor, doctor visits, perfect heart, all these different things that he was talking about. Of course, he was on Slim slim fast and all this other stuff And so we sure of all problems. Hey. Yeah, I guess he's perfect now, and you know another reason to deed your house to somebody else Regardless of if a lawsuit is filed against you is if you think you're gonna die and older alcoholic relative who Could not eat and when they could not eat all the doctors could do

Starting point is 01:29:45 is get him to drink insure that's what you do when you're drinking so much that you can't hold down food but you have to eat and the doctor would tell him you need to eat if you don't eat you're gonna die he chose alcohol that's what insure is for is this a comedy show, this is so crazy because I know you're right about that. And the way that John was spinning it like that was a weight loss solution. Insure is like literally giving you calories when you can't absorb calories any other way. That's what it's for. My cancer-ridden father drinks Insure.

Starting point is 01:30:20 But by the way, I have a great update because John brought this to all of our attention. I will tell you that my father got his CT scan results today and very positive, no detection, he doesn't have to go back for three months. So very happy news, everyone who's been cheering for him and sending a lot of, you know, encouragement and positive vibes. I appreciate that. Very good news on that front. But yeah, that's my connection with like insurers. Like, yeah, like you have a lot of health problems. You can't hold food down.

Starting point is 01:30:57 He keeps bragging today about he's like, I had one salad to eat yesterday and that's all I had. Like it was a flex, not a warning sign. Wow's a good point current. If we're really where do you think this is gone? Can you maybe lighten things up for us over here? Before I lighten things up to he wants to know if if cancer jokes are on the table at the apple cone But if you talk about my club foot My dad will be in attendance just let him know that Good I'll bring the pie But we

Starting point is 01:31:33 We were pondering last night again I think it's like is dabble con to the end of this like it because it felt like dabble con one We were all gonna have this big bash dab Apple con and John and have some fun and it would be over. That would be it. That was a year and a half ago. Yeah, we're still it's bigger now than it was then much bigger continues to grow. Like we were debating, is there going to be a double con three and we're like, yeah, probably

Starting point is 01:31:56 something else is going to happen. Like I'm pulling stuff now for potato soup live at a double con WTP live.com for tickets or double con dot live to stream I'm pulling clips now and I'm like I found an old lost episode of John appearance on a podcast from from almost ten years ago that I don't think anyone in this universe has seen so I'm pretty proud of this one but I know I'm just parking it because something could happen on Tuesday. Right. That changes

Starting point is 01:32:29 everything. It does make it hard to gear up for a live event. I usually prep all the show the day of the show. We do a lot of that because you don't know what's going to happen the night before. Like we went to Detroit that one time and he

Starting point is 01:32:40 had that five hour drunk stream the night before our show and I'm like it changed the course of the show. Andy, here's your homework. It was great. Right. Oh, but yeah, it does make things weird. But here's my prediction. DabbleCon 3, Munich, Germany. We're heading to Europe with this thing, boys. About time. Let's go. Yes. It's about time we go overseas with DabbleCon. But Adam, to your point before about the IRL streaming, and I can't get off this, I really think that's the next step for John, is performative John in front of the camera gets old,

Starting point is 01:33:11 he doesn't have a lot to say, he's just reacting to the shit. And I do think that what we're seeing is the best version of him, which is horrible. So if he could strap out a GoPro, oh, that's the other thing I wanted to ask you. Let me just finish this thought. If we could see what it's like for him to struggle

Starting point is 01:33:31 to go to CVS and pick up his prescription and then go to the bar and watch all the patrons be like rolling their eyes and the bartender like, hey, John, all right, yeah, no politics, John, no politics, John. I'm just saying, you know, no politics, John, okay, John. All right. Yeah, I know no politics. John, no politics, John. I'm just saying, you know, no politics, John. Okay. Okay. John, you said you were going to bathe. He promised.

Starting point is 01:33:52 So did John follow up with you after that interview because he said he wanted to learn how to do all this YouTube shit from you afterwards. He did. He did call me and it was funny. He assumed I was like tech support at my computer with my headset on and all of his statistics up, ready to go. It's so ridiculous. He knows you as a musician, you're an actor,

Starting point is 01:34:16 you're successful. Like why would you have all this tech knowledge? Cause you're supposed to help me. Right, exactly. And he was very disappointed when I wasn't set up and ready to go. He asked me what I thought of the show. I thought it was great. I said thank you for having me on. He said I had Gretchen Bonaducci on. I said oh is that Danny's wife? And he said yeah. He was so hurt. I wouldn't know that either. It was like he said the rock and I was like, who?

Starting point is 01:34:46 And he just, huh? Yeah, right. I had Mrs. Rock on. But he was hurt. He was personally hurt that this wasn't a big win for him. So then after he moved on from that disappointment, he said, can you help me with YouTube? I said, look, John, I'm not a YouTube expert,

Starting point is 01:35:01 but there's something I've been dying to talk to you about. Do you know what chat GPT is? This will change your life. You can ask it everything you want and it's free. It's not Google. Silence. You need to respond. I said, do you know what AI is?

Starting point is 01:35:15 He said, yeah. I said, okay, well, that's really all I'm gonna do. I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna ask chat GPT whatever you wanna know. He goes, great, perfect. Ask chat GPT how to stop the rewind in YouTube What an idiot? He should be like okay. I'll hang up with you now. I got this. Thank you that was not

Starting point is 01:35:32 He doesn't know how to do things for himself. He only knows how to go through people Adam No one ever showed me how to do things for myself Yeah And then he asked me how to stop the thumbs down button oh Nice Yeah Me how to stop the thumbs down button It hurt me more than anybody else believe me I told him look you can take the whole thing out or you can you have to leave it It's not really an option. I thought he meant the thumbs down Apple icons. Yeah, yeah. That's what I thought he meant too. He meant on his videos.

Starting point is 01:36:07 He didn't even occur to me. He meant I don't like it when they give me the thumbs down. Yeah, it's not good for the algorithm. Get that out of my sight. Interesting. Okay. Okay. So I helped him with that and then he was off the phone really quickly, really fast. Never called back. Wow. Which is fascinating because he knows I'm enemy territory, but he still can't help himself

Starting point is 01:36:26 from asking me how YouTube works, because I'm his only connection to it in that moment. That's it. That's his whole world. He also is going to get everything and get out of every relationship he has. Right. Regardless.

Starting point is 01:36:39 I feel like some of those deliveries that we've heard, if they stuck around long enough, he'd be asking them for support, you know, like IT shit. Yeah, right. Do you know how this works? Do you guys know about lighting lighting a studio? I'm delivering pizza. I don't know how to light it Well, so you could try turning your lights on Lights on okay All right, well Adam Cardiff I love that you guys are both on I would love for you to stick around if you want to I have some Patty puke water clips to get to are you guys in for it?

Starting point is 01:37:12 I'm in let's go Don't like my show Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me Don't tell me you don't like my show don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me I don't wanna know

Starting point is 01:37:36 Because that's absurd Yesterday, Patti finally dropped You know I hate to interrupt Carl But I would be remiss if I didn't make a correction Don't see that You see pretty good at it go ahead caretiff John an hour after those clips you played was then saying how his night before entailed spending some time at Bob Sativa's house playing pool and in bed by nine so you know the chick stayed over exactly oh no so he fucked up story. Yep in the same episode. I don't think there's ever been a real girl

Starting point is 01:38:10 You know think so? He was gonna write a book called John line dating. Yeah about his dating exploits How many times does he have we proven that there was no girl involved when he every time. Yeah, every time he's a liar. So yeah, good point. And when he did have one, he made her kiss him on stream so that he could prove that he had one. So all right, well maybe on potato soup, you started another segment and then go back to the last segment. But over here at W ATP, we want to talk about my boy,

Starting point is 01:38:41 Patty puke water, Patty broken skull just dropped a brand new episode on his patron, which is now called patron.com slash that dude that screams. This guy is so elusive, so hard to follow and he's not putting out as many podcasts as he used to. This is the third one this summer. And he starts off explaining that his podcasting is Patreon only. Welcome back everybody to the one and only Puke Water podcast, that's right.

Starting point is 01:39:09 And it is Patreon only content now folks. We've stopped releasing these episodes for free so I know you anticipate them just as much as myself. And I like that. I know you anticipate them just as much as myself. It doesn't make any sense but I bet it makes sense to him Oh, you can go back listen to the back. Yeah, that's fine. It's a sentence goes online. Did I put something up? Oh Yeah, why would you anticipate what are you talking about?

Starting point is 01:39:35 You can make it up so whatever you want buddy Now Carl are these free episodes on his patreon or you have to pay like everything's behind the paywall everything's behind the paywall So my WTP account is blocked, but I was able to get on there with my real email address, which I'm surprised Yeah, I don't know how long that's gonna last but for now. I'm still able to listen to his shows and support him I think it's hitler88 Yeah, by the way for the dabby Awards. I was working on the show rundown with Anthony's at Hauser and

Starting point is 01:40:09 You know the different categories one of them is best doxing moment by stuttering John. I have card of presenting that one Excellent. Yes, I thought that would be a good one for card of topical since he seems to be the only fucking guy No one can dox in this world for some reason very impressive fucking guy no one can dox in this world for some reason. Very impressive. So Patty's talking about how he's been going live on his YouTube channel lately. And no one's showing up for these live YouTube shows. I feel that a lot. I feel like I'm wasting my time. You know, I went live on, I've been trying to go live on that dude that screams YouTube

Starting point is 01:40:47 But at the same time Not super beneficial, you know haven't really gotten the views if any and The one was pretty good. I had a pretty good little rant there and Now it's deleted. So if you weren't there seeing it live It doesn't matter at all and you never will see it. What the fuck? This dude literally had almost a thousand subscribers on his one YouTube channel that great show awesome whatever was caught

Starting point is 01:41:20 I've always forget but he was up to almost a thousand subs You could have monetized it and instead he decided just to lead it and start over again Which is fine until you start complaining that no one's watching you on the channel that I don't even know about I didn't know this channel existed until this episode He has a new channel at that dude that screams on YouTube I'd be tuned into this shit if I knew it existed. And I'm confused. He has a very similar strategy to Wendy the retard. Yes! It's impossible to find this guy.

Starting point is 01:41:49 Did no one showing up for that prompt him to put everything behind a paywall? That doesn't make sense either. That way no one will ever find anything I do. Okay, you win again. Good job, retard. So stupid. That's what the name of the show was. Yes. In the history of the show was. Yes.

Starting point is 01:42:08 In the history of entertainment, I don't think shitting on the audience has ever like changed the audience's mind and convince them to do something differently. I never understand why he takes that tack. Yeah, he always has the wrong approach, which the cognitive dissonance with this guy is incredible. It's off the charts because it's one thing for him to say and he said this many times, I don't care if you listen, I do this for me, I don't give a shit. But then he'll go on and be like, and no one's watching

Starting point is 01:42:31 so I just deleted it and you'll never get to see it. I'm punishing you now. It's like, well which is it? Do you not want anyone to watch or are you bummed out when no one's watching? Well I have good news. He just recently had a birthday. He's very excited about his birthday and his birthday gift. We'll get into that. But first he's got to rant about something he's pissed off about. But as I said, it's been hard to podcast. I had a birthday recently and it's not that that brought me down or anything. Don't think that because who gives a shit.

Starting point is 01:43:01 But I was, I was disappointed to certain degree okay because they've never really been anything special you know none of my birthdays or any ones that I would look back on and be like oh fuck yeah dude hell yeah what a birthday but it's even worse when you would think my audience not even my audience per se but the audience okay The people that listen to any content, when it's somebody's birthday, they celebrate that motherfucker like they're hanging out with them. Okay? Even if they can't get them a gift, they'll send them $20, they'll do this or that, and it just doesn't happen to me.

Starting point is 01:43:41 You guys know I still have that buymeacoffee.com slash gja bullshit i still got the patreon i still got paypal so he had a bad birthday because no one sent him money now hold the fuck up i couldn't believe it when i heard that just six weeks ago on father's day he couldn't shut the fuck up about how he's raking it in Yeah, and you and I were like do people rake it in on Father's Day? Yeah, didn't make any sense He was making money real and you yeah, and I mean that's my father's day, which is fine But he got nothing for his birthday, but this makes no sense. It makes no sense because petty I didn't know it was your birthday

Starting point is 01:44:23 It makes no sense because petty I didn't know it was your birthday She didn't communicate this with me I would have fucking promoted this shit and by the way when I promote someone's livestream They make over $4,000. You're welcome blind Mike Gary If I would have fucking known he was having a birthday livestream We could have gotten tens of thousands of people in there with their wallets open Yeah, Carl has the Midas touch. What a fucking idiot this guy is. By the way, how old do you think Patty is now?

Starting point is 01:44:50 He's in his late 30s. Really? Okay. I think when we started reviewing him, we were surprised to find he was like 32, 33. He looks young. He does. I always referred to him as a kid. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:45:01 Because maturity wise. Well, yeah, accurate. Makes sense. But I wish you could see him picking the music bed for that. Oh Probably just built into the stupid app. It's always so random. Yeah, it's like I'm shitting on the audience What would accompany that best? Smooth yeah But I've never heard of mentioned a birthday before so this tell this this makes me think this was a big one

Starting point is 01:45:23 Oh, maybe it's 40. It could be yeah yeah like he might have hit a milestone on this one that's why he was expecting right more than the 20 bucks let me know what your half birthday I'll make up for it because I feel bad when I heard about this like shit I would have a big celebration around this and I known August ish he doesn't communicate to us at all and then he gets upset when other people's birthdays are celebrated And yet not even a happy birthday, which is fine because I you know, I'm bitching about it sort of You know existentially I'm not actually upset

Starting point is 01:45:58 But that what a fun surprise that would be for any content creator But it's always the big guys that are always getting the extra handouts. You know, it's the rich keep getting richer. It's just nothing you can do about it. Nothing you can do about it. How many times have I tried to build this guy up and get a following going and then he immediately runs and hides from everyone. He stops doing the podcasts that are popular.

Starting point is 01:46:20 He shuts down his YouTube channels and then he cries about it when there are people there to give him money on his birthday. You're doing it wrong it's not our fault Patti it's your fault but and the poor get poorer yeah but I have good news guys even though he is a poor man he did get a new bike oh and he's very excited about this new bicycle he got and I also wanted a bike because got and I also wanted a bike because Unlike a car for me There's something really serene About being on that bike feeling the wind

Starting point is 01:46:58 You know the handlebars all the things that it takes to ride a bike You know zoning out with your headphones on listening to whatever hold on a second wind and handlebars and the two things on a bike zoning out with your headphones on listening to whatever you know I listen to what was it fucking Ari Shafir and Mark Norman

Starting point is 01:47:18 the Paris episode or whatever and they're talking about Paris I really didn't listen to it I was just kind of in my head with the headphone on riding the bike and it just, it just opened me up, man. Made me feel different in the best way. I have to say, if there's ever a guy who just needs to go outside and get some fresh air, it's Panty Puke Water. And you can tell he's like, I went for a bike ride. It was amazing. I wasn't in my shitty one bedroom apartment I really felt for him there. Yeah, this the Sun was beating down on me. There was a breeze like yeah, man

Starting point is 01:47:52 It's called fucking going outside. There were handlebars. Yeah, you can do it every day if you want. It's amazing. I Was throwing paper after paper to all the tours There are no newspapers in this day and night. So I like to do so. Not only is he going out and getting fresh air, there's handlebars, there's wind, the list goes on. But he's also making his bike look real spiffy. And he wants to tell us about that. And it's got to the point now where I started buying new materials for it, like reflectors. I got some

Starting point is 01:48:27 acrylic not acrylic is it But I got this adhesive sort of decal Wait for a card if you're not far off! This is incredible! And it's sort of got a pattern, like you would use it to decorate the interior of your car. So if you wanted to make your, I don't know, what are they even called? The fan cover things? Whatever, the things that spray out the, spray out whatever. It pushes out the air conditioning in your car those fucking little things you could make them red by putting this tape adhesive shit inside of it whatever it's a it's

Starting point is 01:49:12 a pretty interesting concept I have in my head rather than respraying the bike I'm thinking well I can just add cut different pieces of the out of this decal shit and just wrap the bike yeah that, that's what it is. It's a wrap. This is adorable He's so happy. This is so cute. You'd be dazzling Clip be dazzled by awesome This is a man who probably just turned 40 who's bragging about how neat his bike looks now His kids are like dad. Can I I help? Get the fuck away! Do that to your own bikes!

Starting point is 01:49:47 Yeah, actually, I'm gonna do your bike next. Don't touch it. Oh, wow. And what's sad about this, I love when he opens up, we find out about his real life, is my favorite part when he goes to the Dollar Tree, and he has a run-in with a cashier, or whatever, the road raid incident that we covered not too long ago. Oh yeah. This

Starting point is 01:50:08 idea that he's got a bicycle. He's all excited about it. He's making it look neat. He's riding it around. I can't believe that. That's so great. The problem is, is that we're still in his head, which buzzed me out. Anybody listening probably has no fucking idea about most of the things I'm talking about, because they only hear it out of context on somebody else's show and they never actually go listen to the real podcast. Doesn't matter. Who cares? Why am I always bitching about that? It's not real. It is real. And I really don't take these things out of context. No, you play very

Starting point is 01:50:38 long clips. Yeah. If you wanted to go and listen to this full episode, you wouldn't be like, oh, he's not talking about me dancing like a bike. no he is. That's most certainly what he's talking about out here. And it's a pretty nice bike too guys, check this out. It's a Mongoose mountain bike. So it's got the shocks and all that shit in it. But I put some yellow handlebar grips on it, replaced the handlebar grips. I'm gonna be adding some inside the spokes and all I'm gonna be adding some yellow reflective shit inside the tire inside

Starting point is 01:51:17 the spokes and all that what else I got coming I changed the seat put a cover on it, but I got a different cover on its way cool. That's amazing I can't believe I have a bike bill on here He's like a p. We Herman wasn't likable He would never say this bike's not for sale. That's for sure Never different take on it. I gotta say, you guys know me. I go for a bike ride almost every single day. And I understand what he's talking about.

Starting point is 01:51:53 Getting outside and being out there and enjoying a ride. It's great for you. It doesn't get old. It's great for you. I can't imagine being this excited about it. What color are your handlebar covers? Whatever it came with. I don't know.

Starting point is 01:52:08 I'm so boring and lame. I just bought a bicycle and I just started riding it like that. Whatever. So then he's riding through the cemetery and the cemetery has all these geese in it. And he decides he's gonna ride right through those geese. But it doesn't even sound like he's describing geese right here. This is a lot more geese than I anticipated

Starting point is 01:52:30 It's a lot more geese than I anticipated. I mean there were so many geese that it was actually a little bit terrifying You know cuz you hear the stories about people fucking karate kicking him in the neck Killing them and shit, but you also hear the stories about them chasing dogs and shit Yeah, so I'm like I don't need these motherfuckers coming after my bike He thinks the geese are gonna come after his bike. They're not like in there do well as in the neighborhood I don't think he's wrong about this. They don't steal bikes They tried every combination they almost got it So that was his big run in with the geese this is the thing and I

Starting point is 01:53:08 Hate that I'm turning into John now I do this all the time and I hate that I do this but Patrick if you're if you're watching this More about your real life. We love it. This is fat. This is good content. This is what you should be doing I appreciate this because you are a mystery my friend and We want to know what's doing over there in Indiana. It's fantastic. It's fucking fascinating. He gets a new thing. He's finally excited about it. He wants to share it with us. And his first thought is how are they going to take this away from me? Yeah, you're right. But also he led the first episode he's done in a month. He leads with, he got yellow grip handles for his handlebar on his Mongoose mountain bike.

Starting point is 01:53:49 And he saved for them. Well, nobody gave him any birthday money. Okay, fair enough. That is fucked up. He would have gotten a better seat if that had happened. So we're gonna transition into the part where he does his screamo vocals. Yay. Yay. I'm glad you guys feel that way because it's actually pretty funny, but this is a weird thing to say.

Starting point is 01:54:08 Okay, so hopefully the audio and everything's good on this. I don't fucking care anymore, dude. It's just so much effort. You know, I hopefully it's okay. I don't care translation. He can't figure it out. Right. That's what that means.

Starting point is 01:54:23 Like if you're hopeful that it's good, you do care and it's also not that much effort it probably shouldn't be that much effort probably able to figure it out especially at this point it's been doing a long time I would never consider myself if somebody was to say what's your top five anything there's not many things that I would actually have a top five list for because not interesting top five top fives? yeah I know, one of your top five top fives like I don't have a top five top fives I don't care about top fives

Starting point is 01:54:52 is that incredible? that's the kind of shit that you know it's good that he's not podcasting everyday like he was for a while there because it was getting redundant that's the kind of shit that really we embraced when we first started listening to Patty That's how we fell in love with him. Yes shit like that. So a lot of things. I'd have a top five for

Starting point is 01:55:12 It's almost anti Richard Christie's like everything's my favorite this guy's just like I'm not interested in shit I couldn't be a top five okay fair enough. It's true the top five things doesn't care about yeah, right Can you the top five things you hate can't even do that. That's how disinterested I am in everything. So then he explains he heard this guy doing vocals. And you know that his big thing is that he improvises vocals over metal riffs. And he heard this guy singing these songs and he goes, this sounded amazing and he does the parts that pay doesn't do well He does the sing songy parts where pay to does the screaming parts So he reached out to this guy to collab something. He doesn't normally do he's coming out of a shell, which is great He's got a bicycle. He's emailing people so he emails this guy. He's like, hey, maybe we can do some songs together

Starting point is 01:55:58 I'll do the screams you do the singing part and So he starts playing this guy singing to give us an example of what they did together That guy sucks worse than daddy awful, that's so bad the mix is horrible, but the guy was singing so off-key It's so bad. I mean we realize Patrick can't hear notes he's completely tone deaf he hears that he's like that's pretty good no definitely is not oh this is a funny thing that that he says that i had a clip now i just want to reiterate the point that i always try to make when it comes to me doing these vocals is a lot of these songs I don't know yeah we could tell you have to reiterate that we could

Starting point is 01:56:51 tell about that so again he's talking up this kid and he's like you got to listen to the song we did together this kid is fucking good but this kid's good and this is just the first one this This is his first attempt. He only gets better Is that painful for anyone besides me? That's so painful. That's a good sounding idea, Adam. It's one thing to do it, it's another thing to share it. Yes. He's so proud of it.

Starting point is 01:57:33 He's like, yep, I got a new buddy, we're doing these collabs, this is what it sounds like. And listen, I'm playing you very short clips, this goes ah-da-da-da-da. And the vocals are buried. I'd love to hear the mix where the vocals are up and down. Yes, please. You can really hear how bad the vocals are. No,'d love to hear the mix where the vocals are up and out please you could really hear How bad the vocal I mean you can tell I don't want to hear that I do a comedy podcast Help me out, please alright fine. We can have that so I have one more clip on here

Starting point is 01:57:56 I only did the first half because I want to save the second half for later I have one more clip on here And so Patty explains that once the guy agreed to do a collab with him, this might be the reason why Patrick Michael doesn't have a lot of friends. Okay, so like I said, that's just number one. Honestly, I did so many in one night, I basically did their hits, if you will, in one night sent them all to him via direct message. And in my head, just because I'm also that insecure little

Starting point is 01:58:27 rat fucker or whatever, I don't know what you call me, but definitely insecure in that way of like, is he going to think that this is way too many instrumentals at once? You know, I say in a comment, hey man, let's jam out on some of these WoWsMe tracks, he says send me whatever, and then I do, but then I send him like seven songs how could I not be thinking maybe that's too much maybe it's a bit much and perhaps that's uh you know autism so the guy's like yeah sure man I'll do something with it he's just like I have a friend I have a friend he just starts fucking creating all this shit he says all this stuff too it was like what song is enough I think to try it try this out at first but has he ever mentioned he's autistic before no

Starting point is 01:59:09 I'm confused by a lot of that. He said that that may be the reason why I did seven signs because autism He called him instrumentals to well So what he does his whole channel is he finds just the songs without the vocals and then makes up vocals on top of the songs? And it's funny because he's describing this kid. He goes now this kid actually knows the songs of the singing the right parts Yeah, right go figure but then he DM'd seven files to him Yeah, he screamed over seven of these different instrumental tracks for him to do the sing songy parts But Patrick is just making up the part, I don't think anyone else does this. I'll have to ask Doug from the jingles department if he's aware of this phenomenon of screaming

Starting point is 01:59:52 over metal songs. Doug will articulate for us. Yeah, that you've never heard before. It's like he saw Yoko Ono with the Beatles and said, yes, I can do that. I don't know why Chuck Berry was giving her Stink guy on that she was killing it That is a that is a good example. That's a good poll because I can think of anyone who's as tone-deaf as Patrick Yoko Ono might be the one All right. Are we ready to catch an alien? Please?

Starting point is 02:00:21 Annie is here. All right, stop Annie. Oh, hello. Oh, hello How's it going today? I Oh, hello. Oh, hello How's it going today? I'm doing fantastic. How you been? He excited for the trip to Rochester? Oh Absolutely. I can't wait and Adam. It's nice to meet you. I think you did a great job on John show Thank you so much. Annie. It was like walking a tightrope Absolutely, I could tell yeah cuz you gotta stay on with them. So you got a couple men I'm every now You got time. Oh great. He is even though if you're like, no John, you're great We can't stop watching how ridiculous your show is. It's like was that a compliment or I heard great I heard can't stop watching I heard show

Starting point is 02:00:56 That sounds good Annie can you talk to the people who are thinking they might not come to Rochester next week and how much they're going to regret it. They're going to regret it. So I'm not going to go into Hackamania and I can only imagine how much you're not going to go regret going to DabbleCon, especially if you're into the dabble verse specifically, because Hackamania was adjacent to the dabble verse, the hack verse. But if you're in the dabble verse, you care about John and you're not going to DabbleCon, you're an idiot.

Starting point is 02:01:24 Call them the F word, Annie idiot call him the f word Annie call him the f word call him the entire time we were in Vegas we were all like looking at each other going Annie would have loved this Annie's fucking missing out it's all we kept saying to each other we're all just like what an idiot Annie is for not being here in Cardiff where's Pooie? I was hanging out in the poorest chat, okay? Yeah, so don't miss out. Come to Rochester and you can go to whtblive.com for tickets. Let's catch an alien, shall we? Please.

Starting point is 02:01:58 All right, all right. Hope you don't. Yeah, I know. We're due, man, we're due. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show. To catch an alien. Are you ready to play? To catch an alien?

Starting point is 02:02:15 And the AI, you know, they started, you know, really using the AI with animals. And they can prove that peacocks and all these other birds have languages, like full-blown languages. The dolphins and the whales talk, but then when they go to a hunt, they have a third language. So the whales have a language, the dolphins have a language, but then when they go to a hunt, they come together and they have a third language. And the AI is starting to be able to depict it. And they've gotten so far with the birds that the birds name their kids.

Starting point is 02:02:50 That's insane. Name them. Every one of them. That's insane. They know that the polar bear, even though it only hangs out with the kid for like a week, and then says go fend for yourself, it names it. That's crazy.

Starting point is 02:03:03 Isn't that wild? It's awesome. Proven. No ifs, ands, or buts. That's awesome. You know, and when I. Yeah, it names it. That's crazy. Is that wild? I'll prove it. No, it fans are buts. That's awesome You know and when I say that it all goes along with this and I swear I think I think That the other the past civilization They were on that point. Mm-hmm, or I think they could talk to those fuckers. I Mean definitely and I think that there were like you know I said what Tommy just said civilizations could talk to animals yeah

Starting point is 02:03:34 all right the other the past civilization they were on that point mm-hmm well I think they could talk to those fuckers. I Mean definitely Like, you know Ike's thing How do you have seven million drawings in these caves with half human and half reptile if none of that existed? I mean did every single person Tripping all the time. I mean, I know they have some really good mushrooms in Jerusalem Well, I mean I just if if there was a period of time where reptiles ruled the earth How long were they here?

Starting point is 02:04:10 Maybe did they involve into something that had a consciousness and could speak or something like that? Who knew they did because who this time you have an ice age? reptiles good Who the **** is surviving Ice Age? Reptiles could. It's a lot more reptiles in Florida than there are up here in Rochester. But

Starting point is 02:04:33 that guy. And just for context, this guy's a security guard. Who is also a motivational speaker. The guy's like, yeah, sure. Sounds good to me. Oh. I dated a girl who thought she could talk to her cat. So, I get it. What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, Komodo dragons are

Starting point is 02:04:57 dinosaurs. B, I don't think I could have survived. Next, cockroaches never died. Four, do you know how cold it was during the ice age? And lastly, fuck climate change. To catch. An alien. Alright, I like lastly, I'm going fuck climate change. And Adam, since you're a newbie here, I'm going to go to you.

Starting point is 02:05:23 What do you think? I think it's next. Cockroach has never died. Okay. Annie, what do you think? Four. You know how cold it was during the ice age? I like that one.

Starting point is 02:05:34 Lucy type box. I am going kimono dragons or dinosaurs. Oh, that's amazing. Cause I went B. Oh yes! Yes! You're a team to victory over Cardiff. Let's see which one of us is lucky enough. The answer is six

Starting point is 02:05:54 Bladcast has lastly fudgico has won Mary Beth says one Brian Johnson has next See we got Something that had a consciousness and could speak or something like that Who knew they did because who the fuck else could survive an ice age? Reptiles good Third producer by the way that I've never seen before really he's adding payroll that seems like a bad idea Yeah, okay Those fuckers on. Alligators too are supposed to be in there.

Starting point is 02:06:28 You think an octopus is an alien? I really think that. That's a funny one. That's a funny one. Have you seen half the shit that they find at the- Oh yeah, oh I had an octopus fucking goddamn specialist in here, listen to me. Jesus.

Starting point is 02:06:44 They're on a whole nother level of shit Yeah, these things can disappear change colors. You don't need they turn into a rock. No one is Language they take care of their kids Whole thing like this means get over here with their 19 different hands. You should see a play hockey That's all for this time come back next time to find it if you have the 19 arms of an octopus enough An alien Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. Bawk! Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Is that an episode worth checking out on this show? Cause that looked amazing just now. No, that was a tough one.

Starting point is 02:07:45 That was a tough one to pull. It was pretty boring. That's the thing, it kind of pulls these parts. People are like, why aren't we doing more MSCS or Tommy T, whatever. It's just like, no, these episodes are three hours long and it's mostly just nonsense. It's not funny.

Starting point is 02:07:58 It's a lot of work. You find the good parts of it. Wow. Great game, Cardiff. Thank you for pointing this out. He is getting very repetitive. He's getting game, Carter. Thank you for getting repetitive. Same stories, same questions. Same. Yeah. I got a quick question for you as far as devil cat next week. Wsp live.com Carl. That's the one I believe that OJ and to

Starting point is 02:08:22 care gonna be in on Thursday. I believe so. Will you be in Thursday night? I don't know, Carl. Maybe. Because there's gonna be a meetup. We're talking about doing a meetup Thursday night. And Doug from the Jingles department said he's gonna come down.

Starting point is 02:08:37 Get the fuck out. And hang out with us. So I know that Lux was floated out there. We'll have to figure out where that is. But everyone come down a day early and hang out. Can I ask a favor of everyone in the room? Sure. If Doug from the Jingle's department is there

Starting point is 02:08:53 and I'm there, don't tell Doug from the Jingle's department. Good idea, yes. We can't dox Cardiff on this one. Yes. Guys, what have we done today? We've done it all. Danny Jones had a lady Babylon on his show and tried to make sense of that horse shit Jake Hudson tried my hot sauce and said it was a delicious

Starting point is 02:09:13 He's right Stuttering John Melendez tried to do a take down of Chad and failed miserably Patty puke water is back with pukewater on at that dude that screams sign up for his Patreon. Adam joined the show. Adam Bush is here. Celebrity on the show caught an alien on his first try. People from Hollywood are just better than the rest of us. It's very obvious. So you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts, which will be this weekend coming up. And here's what we'll be

Starting point is 02:09:59 checking out. You're listening to JoJo Siwa now with me, JoJo Siwa, an iHeartRadio podcast. Welcome back to JoJo Siwa Now. We're about to get messy. I recently, not recently, honestly, at this point, it's pretty old, not going to lie, went viral for saying, quote, at the iHeartRadio Music Awards, I was asked who my dream guest on my podcast would be, and I honestly in the spur of the moment said one of my exes and I said, let's spice it up a bit, and truly that would spice it up a bit for sure. And I was like, you know what? Why don't we reverse this topic?

Starting point is 02:10:39 Why don't we talk about people that I will not have on this podcast? Because there is a list of people that I do want to have on this podcast, but I can't podcast because there is a list of people that I do want to have on this podcast but I Can't and there are a list of people that even if they ever tried to oh my god, fuck me I'm adding one to this list right now. We're doing six because I just thought of somebody as I was speaking about this and Oh, it's gonna get me I love this platform that I have to just speak freely rant my mind off

Starting point is 02:11:06 Yep, my little heart out and just tell you how you're doing it straight up with you. Um, that's right Joe just see what now Joe just see why has her own podcast Fantastic, and you know what? I just realized all over episodes like top five Great job JoJo. Fatty. Anti-Patty. That's what we'll be checking out. Adam, I saw you got excited about that.

Starting point is 02:11:32 Are you a big JoJo Siwa fan? Nope. Fair enough. You might know her. She appeared on two seasons of that reality show Dance Moms alongside her mother. Just a little bit. She invented gay pop her mother just invented gay pop and she invented gay pop which i'm offended by as a musician and it's a huge fan of adam thanks so much for joining

Starting point is 02:11:54 the show today thank you so much for having me this was a blast anything that you're promoting any uh anything you're up to oh check out season three of pbc on flow cast and a record called peeled back by ali gertz that I produced. Awesome. Well, thank you. Send me the links. I'll put them in the show description. I sure will. Awesome. I appreciate that. And Carter, thank you again for coming on and for creating a fantastic To Catch an Alien. Do you have a potato soup next week? There will be a potato soup on Monday and then I have to

Starting point is 02:12:25 pack up the Winnebago garage it's a long drive from Minnesota but I will be there not that long of a fucking drive how dare you lose a tight box for tickets yes Lucy tight box you can find me at devil con 2 and also at Once Over with Kaylee on both YouTube and Patreon. It's C-A-Y-L-E-Y. I do movie reviews and popsicle reviews and they're great. What's better, movies or popsicles? I much prefer movies to popsicles.

Starting point is 02:12:59 I don't like the popsicles. Okay. One of them tastes better though. It's well, debatable. you could do both at the same time Any new episodes you put out recently people should check out. I am very excited So I recently did an episode with bad at karate about the movie getting lucky Which is an absurd sex comedy from the early 90s and coming up this week released on Friday Actually is going to be producer

Starting point is 02:13:25 Chris and I's review of Hellraiser. Oh, nice. And as for Popsicle reviews, Tony from Hack the Movies just joined me for one of those. He's my first official Popsicle review guest. He looks like he would enjoy a Popsicle or two. He loved the calories, so he cared a lot about them. Very good. Excellent. We'll check that out. And Annie, what are you up to over there?

Starting point is 02:13:47 On the 21st, we'll be doing an episode on the video game called grounded. It's like honey, I shrunk the kids but a survival game and I'll be having dayla on my show. You can find it on youtube.com slash at WITGS. Very good date the great dayla. Join the show. All right, as I mentioned before before we hit reviews and voicemails I do have some gifts that came in that I want to unveil Anyone who wants to leave feel free to this is where this things get silly If you want to hang out you can but we're just gonna I would stay if there were gifts for me

Starting point is 02:14:24 There are no gifts for you goodbye all right bye Annie so I received this gift in the mail a while ago I keep forgetting to talk about it but the card says it's from Grogan says Carl I thought for the stand of consequence the whole routine should be jokes from this terrible book I already did my stand-up consequence, but I did get this book called Hilariously lame jokes. It's very thick. You'll be hearing some of them on the roast What do you call it when you're sick of being in the airport? terminal illness Don't you have a?

Starting point is 02:14:59 drum Fill or something on that All right, Lucy, what did you get? I don't know if you can see Phil or something on that. Alright, Lucy, what did you got? What do you got over there, Lucy? You get nothing. You lose. Good day, sir. Fair enough. It looks like I have

Starting point is 02:15:15 something from this is from Pony Power Two. Yes, Pony Power Two. When he sent me over Doctor Steve Fingers. Yes. And and the daddy. And of course, the oh **** I have it on you. I gotta do this real quick. We have, of course, the Dabby Award he made with his 3D printer.

Starting point is 02:15:30 Fantastic, Dr. Steve's finger. So let's see what he gave you, because I've not looked at this yet. So my package says, Lucy, I hope you enjoy Dr. Steve more than Stuttering John. Yours has something special about it. So I'm guessing Dr. Steve finger with something special. Oh, great. Dr. Steve's face at the end about it. So I'm guessing Dr. Steve Finger with something special. Oh, great.

Starting point is 02:15:47 Dr. C's face at the end of it. Medicated linen. Callback. Oh, it's pink. Oh, I feel like it's a much bigger. Yeah, I was gonna say. I think that it vibrates. Oh yeah, look at that.

Starting point is 02:16:02 Something happens. Also, Lucy, look at this compared to this finger There's no way to undersea's finger is that big yeah in my head it is her name is Lucy everyone come on We have to ruin that tight box alright. How do I turn this on to figure out what it does? Play with your toys later right a show right all right all right and then in addition to that yes I'm very excited to figure out how that works. Thank you very, very much PonyPower2. I also got from Drunken Atheist Studio.

Starting point is 02:16:32 I got Malic Acid. You guys it's the sour stuff that is really exciting and wonderful and I'm really excited about making all my everything sour. Thank you very much. That's fun to just eat by the spoonful. I want to eat it as a spoonful. I might do that actually. But you can put it in drinks and other things also. This is getting ridiculous.

Starting point is 02:16:52 I'm so excited. Thank you very much. Thanks guys. Thanks for the generosity. Thanks for sending us stuff. Whoarethese.com. You can find the peel box to send us drugs and hot sauce and other gifts. I mention drugs every time. Never received them. Purple. Never received them. Yeah, snake venom. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:17:11 Wherever you can send us, we'd really appreciate. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everypony. in the must-fits of morning radio. And now this show is over now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Annie, do we have some new reviews that you can read for us? Yeah, but I'm just going to read two.

Starting point is 02:17:36 Okay. All right, so the first one comes in from Spamstones, August 1st, 2024. Bad, bad, bad. This show is terrible get some talent then yap some then yap your gums losers oh we did figure out how to turn that one is one star damn it i don't know who you pissed off with the first i literally turned it off i i did notice so i subscribed to a thing that sends me I literally turned it off. I did notice, so I subscribed to a thing that sends me updates on our podcast and I did notice we got a lot of one stars recently,

Starting point is 02:18:11 so I must have pissed someone off. Probably Adam Bush. We know he's lurking around in all these places. And we know he has tons of accounts, so it's definitely him. This one's probably him too. DecentCook, August 1st, 2024. Eliteism in podcasts. Bunch of pretentious podcasters critique and tear down other podcasters for content. Audio quality is pretty bad though. What? I had a tool to say to this?

Starting point is 02:18:37 At the end of there are audio quality is not good. I like that they call it elitist though. That's fun. I'll hang out of that. One star, right? Yeah. You know, Annie actually feels for us. You know what? I'm going to give this for that person. Fuck you! Now they've learned their lesson. All right. We have a good idea came in from a voicemailer here. Hey, Carl, Cameron from St. Louis. Well, I was just thinking the other day

Starting point is 02:19:10 that I've not heard anything about when you were reviewing Tom Myers' album. You never reviewed his Pitchfork Torches and Other Random Thoughts album. What's up with that? I think what you guys should do is put the record on the table and give it a little spin You can uh, you can learn a lot about his earlier stand-up because uh, Nick Mullen and Bob Alkius were at that show Mm-hmm, and they even admitted it when they had an episode where they reviewed make America Nate again

Starting point is 02:19:42 I'm proud of it and they were at the show Watching the the previous album that came out before that so Have a good day. No Cardinals upset That is actually a very good idea. We should go back and review Tom's other albums pitches Torches or pitchforks torches and other random thoughts. That'd be a fun, maybe a bonus show or something to do. Wrong case number, Carl. That has nothing to do with Kayla. That is from Aaron's first ex-wife. Retard, retard, retard. Do your research. Retard, retard, retard.

Starting point is 02:20:20 I can explain. I can explain. I got that information that information from Patrick Mountain who knows everything about air nimble in a text message or before he went on air. I just assumed he wasn't lying to me. So I talked about it on the show. But if you're coming here for your steeltoed news, you're in the wrong place. Oh, this is important, but it's going to be difficult to fit it into 45 seconds. What the fuck happens on your last episode if you go to two hours 31 minutes and 28 seconds during the to catch an alien part what happens to Tommy's left eye something

Starting point is 02:20:55 goes over his eye I thought it was your mouse cursor but it's not it's really really weird he's there's something really weird going on there. Also, I'm gonna pause that let's sit. Let's look at on that I want to see what he's talking about with this Yeah, Viagra might be a better or silence might be a better option Miles might be a better option Yeah, Viagra might be a better or silence might be a better option. I think Crooks is there with AR-15. I don't know. I think he should watch his back maybe this Tommy.

Starting point is 02:21:37 Maybe his home planet is back for him. All right. Let's see what else he's got to say. To expand on the proposed Hayley and Kayley podcast I'd give it the subtitle of Hawk to her and cock pooh Because we know Lucy tight box will give you your brown wings partly why the box is so tight But like every bad bitch on the planet she also has issues with her shit She also has issues with her shit

Starting point is 02:22:12 What do you think I like it Kaylee I'm in I think we gotta wait for the hock to a girl to drop a couple more rungs and then We can look into that. She's she's falling fast. All right good Although I will say that Bill Maher Appearance she had got a lot of of people talking and none of it was positive for Bill Maher. It was such a bizarre interview that he did. Hey Carl, it's Mondays.

Starting point is 02:22:33 I call in to tell you that I'm 100% sure that that thing on John's arm is not a real tattoo. I have a bunch of tattoos and the one thing that proves it is that tattoos, when they're fresh are fucking itchy John especially moron he would not be able to stop scratching it especially on camera. He'd be scratching his arm non-stop which would fuck up the tattoo my best guess of Death is that the reason whatever it is of so shitty is probably because he got a Temporary tattoo and children are supposed to hold them on their arms for like a full three minutes without moving Don't ask probably put none on and then like moved it. So it looks like shit cuz it's near

Starting point is 02:23:15 Whatever call me back. What do you think about that take Lucy? I I still don't know. I haven't looked at the tattoo close enough. I think that that is a good point He would not be able to stop it. Yeah, you would be Good point he would not be able to stop it. Yeah, you think you would be fucking with it Constantly constantly I mean I do that when I get fresh tattoos, and I'm a responsible adult so All right shut up both of you This is the problem with John he never he has no idea what his audience wants he thinks he's got it They're gonna give me two grand for this No one's interested. Yeah, no one cares. Even if it is a real tattoo up, we'd all just be like, oh, okay. Unless it's a swastika, I don't care.

Starting point is 02:23:50 No. Is he a thousand tattoos? He thinks we're riveted. We gotta know. He thinks he's got us. No one will take the bait. I always forget about it until I get a voicemail or something. Did you see the thing that he did the other night Where he had the camera up over his head looking into the closet the empty closet in his house He was just holding up his hands and doing shit. I posted that on dabblers. It was like a shadow puppet show Oh, he just now we know who you are at devlars. Oh shit. I was yourself. Well, it was crazy He's just he thinks this is entertainment

Starting point is 02:24:22 He thinks he's it's worth it just for the seven bucks I just want the seven. Yeah, and then you can lie about us and tell us he had a girl at his house when we saw you Streaming there was another thing you're right. That's more evidence There was no girl at his house unless it was an escort that he called over later at night That involves planning and money. It's not gonna happen. Good point two things. He could you could you grab a pizza on the way? A bottle of wine yeah, yeah, remember when he made that girl buy wine at seven a lot of the way over that call is embarrassing It's so funny and that just that he did it that he made us listen to that for such a long time was that a real girl I wonder I Mean if it was she didn't show off. No, it's probably hit man, Dan

Starting point is 02:25:05 Deblan data That a real girl, I wonder. I mean, if it was, she didn't show up. No, it's probably hitman Dan. Probably. Deb Lynn Dana. Hey, Carl. I was just catching up on the podcast. I heard Carla tell you to check out O.B. Oh, oh, oh, 45 seconds. Oh, 45 seconds. I better be careful.

Starting point is 02:25:18 You've got such interesting topics like, oh, man, did you see the guy with the big hog at the Olympics? It's really windy at the beach and his favorite pump-up song is laid Okay, wait how windy don't miss him fucking old be fuck him. It's not even worth making fun of seriously Yeah, I'll be the judge of that sir. Oh, dare you tell me when and when not to make fun of Opie I of that sir. How dare you tell me when and when not to make fun of OPI. I know, did anyone hear the last episode we had like these gay guys and it started off kind of like whatever they're just like gay guys having fun in New York and then it got real serious. Got real

Starting point is 02:25:55 nuts escalated quickly. Carl, fuck you for making me listen to 30 minutes of gay sex you fucking asshole. Or maybe you're getting off on that because you're homosexual because you don't have kids. What say you, Lady Kmart? Fuck you. Don't call me back. And the funny thing when I was pulling the clips from that show, the first hour and a half I listened to was very pedestrian.

Starting point is 02:26:18 I didn't realize it was going to get into DP and ATM with a gay threesome. I, you're looking at me like we're in expecting it I wasn't expecting it producer Chris and see what he believes me right now Why'd you text me three days before Why'd I have to watch it with you Don't go Chris don't go at least put my pants on anxious Andy call it Andy call it once again. If you don't say it, it'll be shorter. I'm trying to keep this under 45 seconds to please play my voicemail. Also, uh, that was my schedule.

Starting point is 02:27:05 Everyone's bringing up the 45 seconds. If you don't say it, it'll be shorter. Just don't even acknowledge the 45 seconds. Just push through. Also, that was my schedule. I had a pressure last week. So, if you could wait for that, that's nice. Uh, third of all, third of all, that shit making me gag like that makes me want to come see you guys. The next double time. So definitely.

Starting point is 02:27:28 That is not a threat, but please next double time. This one that is the next one. I tried to get it on in 45 seconds. We're losing losing the signal there losing the signal. But thank you for that That episode really is proof that people don't choose to be gay The reaction I got from people where that guy was telling his threesome story It's just like what why are we listening to this? This is so off

Starting point is 02:28:03 Yeah, and he says he wipes his ass and he pulls up the toilet paper to fold it over to use it again. And I was surprised nobody brought that up. Like is that I've never reused toilet paper after there's shit on it. That's done. That goes in the toilet am I weird? Okay Richie Rich. La dee dah. Yeah well be nice. What about you Adam do you fold over the toilet paper and use it again?

Starting point is 02:28:36 I believe in recycling. Yes very good. Good answer. Dick Masterson brought this up but it's astonishing there is no like bathroom meta there is no like it doesn't seem like there's anyone that agrees on the one way to do the bathroom I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I do is I wipe my fingers and use a toilet paper to wipe my fingers off Isn't that what everyone does sounds efficient? Yeah, you don't use a bunch toilet paper that way Gary in San Diego weighing in this isn't about toilet paper talk though Hey Carl, there's a strong rumor out there strong

Starting point is 02:29:19 management of Stevie tomatoes has barred stuttering John. He's no longer welcome at the bar, at the, at the, at the saloon. Adam, I see you shaking your head yes. Have you heard this rumor? Well, he would have mentioned it if he was still going there. He has not been to Stevie Tomatoes, yes.

Starting point is 02:29:40 That's a good point. So he's definitely a good man. The reason being, the regulars do not want John there. He's too much of a good point. So he's definitely the reason being the regulars do not want John there He's too much of a loudmouth And he's obnoxious and he wants to be the center of attention So the regulars have gotten with the management and they barred Stuttering John. I believe that anyway, that's the news from San Diego Rock and Rolla. Hey John quit lip-smacking. God damn it

Starting point is 02:30:16 Gary hope you feel better soon. It sounds like you have a cold or something there didn't sound like himself so When we called Vinnie and I called Stevie tomatoes from the creep off. You could tell they were annoyed with everything that was going on. So I wouldn't be surprised if the bartenders and the patrons are just like, can we stop having this guy in here? That could have been the day they were having that meeting and then they got that call and that was the last straw. It might have been very possible. BPG calling in

Starting point is 02:31:00 All right, we'll see a devil got to bad friend this guy looking forward to it Should be fun My wife was like are we gonna do after parties at our house? Like, yeah, bed brightness guys in town. Of course we're gonna do that. Yeah. Carl, it's a good friend Arnold again. I just wanted to remind all the listeners, double con and tropical, beautiful, welcoming and diverse Rochester. I know. Well, wherever double con is going to be. August 16th and 17th. I fucked this up. Come with me if you want to dabble. That was a bit. I thought that was actually still better than Opie.

Starting point is 02:31:42 Yeah, it's true. I want more man or Matt. I thought that was actually still better than Opie. Yeah, that's true. I want more man or Matt, Colin. Yo, Colin Kang, man or Matt. Just finished up pioneers and trailblazers. Holy shit, I didn't realize it was Pride Month part two. Wow, those guys are, I believe what the Germans call, dots, uber gay.

Starting point is 02:32:01 Those dudes are definitely trolling the urinals at the bars. They're definitely peeking over at the bonus. Hey bro, nice watch. Oh, nice cock. Yeah, it's definitely the chat that they got going on. But guys, that was quite flamboyant. Serious. Sounds like you're the expert manor, Matt. That is your real name. Squirrel Watcherer says if this is true why hasn't he talked about suing Stevie Tomatoes good point it's coming down the pike yeah right he has his fruits and vegetables lawsuit all tied up as one it's Jim Crow all over again they don't want stutterers into their ball for some reason. That's unconstitutional. All right, we got to get the fuck out of here again. Adam, thank you. Great to talk to you,

Starting point is 02:32:52 buddy. Thank you. This was so much fun. Yes. I will talk to you again soon. Bye for now. Lucy, Chris. Bye for now. Lucy, Chris, Annie, you all are the best. Thanks for being here. Okay, bye. You are the best. Thanks for being here Yes, thank you for tuning in bye Go fuck yourselves have a good week. Ah Carl. I love you. This is it. It's over. Okay?

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