Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep543 - Jojo Siwa Now

Episode Date: August 11, 2024

Jojo Siwa was a child star from reality television. Her and her mom appeared on Dance Moms for a couple of years and then Jojo signed to Nickelodeon where she went on to become very famous in the worl...d of children’s entertainment. And now, she’s trying to transition to an adult audience by coming out as a lesbian.  Vinnie Paulino joins the show to discuss the top five times Jojo has cried. After a great Steel Toe stinger from the WDUM Prank Call Podcast, we’re joined by Missy B and Carter to break down what actually happened to Corey Feldman since his movie career ended. We’re basically answering the question, how did we get here? Then we check out the most recent podcast episode of Pukewater from Paddy Brokenskull. He’s starting a new podcast!! After that we check in on Stuttering John whose “friend” Rob Saul is talking to John’s enemies. Uh oh, looks like someone is crossing the Duke. Then Maribeth Rosie joins us to catch an alien, get caught up on internet news, read reviews, and listen to your voicemails. Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop Tickets are on sale for DabbleCon 2 on August 16th and 17th – http://watplive.com/ Stream DabbleCon 2 anywhere in the world - https://dabblecon.live/  Tickets for the Magic Bag in Detroit on October 25th – https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide https://thecreepoff.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@tawk_studios  https://onlyfans.com/maribethrosie Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:03:41 or you can stream the show from the comfort of your own home at dabble con dot live. Also, we will be back to the magic bag in Ferndale, Michigan, October 25th, the magic bag.com for tickets for that. We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple podcast and then shit all over in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Jojo Siwa. Now this was a suggestion from Tony Muskrat. We both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it. It was out beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by JoJo Siwa and it is just a podcast. I was surprised. It's just a YouTube sensation that there's no video version of it unless I couldn't find one. I didn't find
Starting point is 00:04:17 one either. I was looking. So for some reason in 2024, a girl who got popular when she was a tween on television is putting out an audio-only podcast that's cool I'm down with that a radio guy it's throwback man yeah it's throwback stuff that's pretty fun it's also available I can set I hear so I want to start off because I think there's people in this audience possibly who aren't super familiar with Jojo Siwa yeah I'm not it's at all it's possible that there are people who aren't. So I thought I would start off with a little backgrounder.
Starting point is 00:04:50 She just dropped a new album. And she's celebrating it with this album party at a Dave and Busters or something. I'm your guilty pleasure We're one hour away. I have shit just about every brick possible. I've cried three times today. I've thrown two tantrums, three meltdowns. But what can I do now? Absolutely nothing. So that's JoJo Siwa and she's very excited about this big party. She's cried three times. She's thrown two temper tantrums and had three meltdowns. The reason why I wanted to play
Starting point is 00:05:24 that clip for you because as we listen to her podcast, this is what her personality is, is that she is an emotional wreck and a huge pain in the ass at all times. I would want nothing to do with this person in my life. She seems like a problem. The thing that I've picked up on it is that she's very proud of who she is. I don't know why though Well where I met with her
Starting point is 00:05:47 This is her dancing to her own song at said Dave and Buster's and she's the only one dancing This is a bear's I wish the camera would like pan out a little bit So you can everyone's like it will be like playing pinball and shit. There's like She's way too into it it's like honey dance to lady gaga, this is your song Security Oh, she looks like a real pain in the ass so She was famous because she was on some Dance Moms reality show. Yeah she was on that show the Abby Lee Miller. Yes. The
Starting point is 00:06:31 one who went to jail for I believe taxes. Well she's also like a crunt like no one likes this woman. Well look what she did to the world. Yeah she did to this poor girl. Right it seems like a problem problem I'm gonna start off with a clip she does these shows every episode is about 20 minutes long and she does her top five of something so she did the top five people she would not have on her podcast this is a recent episode I thought I would check in on that recently not recently honestly at this point is pretty old not gonna lie went viral for saying quote at the IHeartRadio Music Awards, I
Starting point is 00:07:07 was asked who my dream guest on my podcast would be and I honestly in the spur of the moment said one of my exes and I said let's spice it up a bit and truly that would spice It up a bit for sure. Um, was that a viral answer that she gave? She does do a lot of things that go viral I'm not saying she isn't famous She has a one of her music videos on her YouTube channels like 740 million views or something now 70 74 million I'm gonna add an hundred million under that Third multiply whatever not the point. There's a lot of views. She is very well-known. She is very famous I don't know that she an answer of I might have one of my exes on my show would be like whoa
Starting point is 00:07:47 This is groundbreaking. Didn't guys we fucked already do that, pretty sure? Let's see what her issue is with these people she will not have on her podcast. I don't believe in being a dick for views. I know it might seem like that, but the only time I will be a dick online is if somebody's a dick first. Like, I don't, I don't fuck with that. I will be a dick online is if somebody's a dick first like I
Starting point is 00:08:05 Don't I don't fuck with that. I don't mess with people using others for views using others for cloud. That's not cool It's not nice. It's not funny But if you try it you try it with me game on if you open that door I will walk through it. I will play ball. You know what it sounds like to me. It sounds like she doesn't draw first blood It's exactly what it sounds like. Yes. I wrote that down earlier when I was listening to that Yeah, she has a lot of similarities to John. Yeah, she does like to get into it with people She could hold a grudge and she's looking for a fight. Yes, but it acts like she's the victim as well Yeah, which I'm gonna get into I have some examples of that. So she's playing all of this beautifully like a
Starting point is 00:08:43 21 year old super rich and famous narcissist would she's super obnoxious I don't know who would be a fan of this, but one person who is not a fan of this is Candace Owens Are you aware of her beef with Candace Owens? Well, I could see them not getting along Yeah, I could understand that understand that so let's hear what because Jojo see what is a racist no Let's see what the originjo Siwa is a racist. No, that's not why Let's see what the origin is here. I was just guessing Candice Owens, I think it's pretty self-explanatory her and I do not fuck with each other I was unaware of the Jojo Siwa Candice Owens rivalry. So I went ahead and looked this up and This is Candace on her show talking about what her issue is with JoJo.
Starting point is 00:09:31 And I also said this a couple weeks ago when talking about JoJo Siwa who I said is a remarkably talented girl. I watched her on Dance Moms. I thought I was very kind, as kind as Candace Owens can be in discussing her and how difficult it is being a child star and constantly having cameras in your face. I think Jojo Siwa was not able to develop mentally as a normal person would, right? Constantly being told by her parents to pursue the spotlight and what that spiraled into was person foremost her creating kids content on YouTube great. But that- So, so far so good. Sounds about right. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:10:03 We see this with a lot of the Britney Spears, these people who get famous young and don't get to develop like a normal Child adolescent adult right because they're a product right then as she's growing up and going through that awkward phase a lot of people go Through she's seeking to figure out who she is right and but because she's in the spotlight She just jumps and says she's a lesbian I don't buy that JoJo said was a lesbian. Because, A, her coming out video was just strange. You don't just say I'm a lesbian because I didn't want to have sex with one guy on a date
Starting point is 00:10:33 and I saw Jenna doing dancing. And B, because it's taken over every layer of her life. It's like she just needs to talk about being lesbian. And I think what's happening is that she got such positive, immediate feedback from the quote happening is that she got such positive immediate feedback from the quote unquote community that she now feels like she has to burrow herself further and further into this.
Starting point is 00:10:51 So did you, you weren't expecting this. Sorry, I'm holdin' on. You should have. Well first off, I'm gonna defend JoJo here. When I was her age, all I wanted to talk about was pussy too. Yeah, no shit, it's always on my mind. I will also say this, I definitely believe this girl is a lesbian.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Oh yes. And if it was it's her mannerisms a hundred percent listen if I'm casting a peanuts movie ladies and gentlemen meet my peppermint Okay, I agree like she's don't whatever Candice is stupid kid is always calling her out and saying you know you came out Of the closet for clout so the people would Celebrate you is that a good look? I Don't think so, but I'll let her go out a little bit here And then we'll see what Jojo's response was to this said this Respectfully Jojo. I'm not buying it. I know people that are lesbians. It's not it's not this it's an act You know it's not like every time you see me I talk about being a lesbian was it's like I just happen to be black
Starting point is 00:11:43 You know it's not every time you see me. I'm like well I just got talked about blackness and what it means to be black. She's talking about her blackness again It's how we got it. Yeah, we know I can serve it and we got it You know where linebacker shoulder pads we know you're black we got it what Candice doesn't her show here Do you want to say something no? I was just say wouldn't be weird if we found out that can't his Owens was played black Oh, yeah, that'd be fun. I'd be a twist also a lesbian Somebody sprays it with a super soaker like oh no jig is up So Candace comes out and says look and it looks like you're just trying to play into this whole LGBTQ
Starting point is 00:12:13 I a thing and you want to be popular and goes accolades And I don't believe that you're actually lesbian a real lesbian wouldn't be flaunting it the way that you are and so what Jojo does made a video response to that. And Candace watches this on her show and then responds to it, which this is kind of funny. Saw the clip of our podcast circulating on Twitter, and the caption of that podcast clip was, is JoJo Sybil lying about being a lesbian for attention?
Starting point is 00:12:40 She responded to it and she said, I haven't watched this video yet, but if it has anything to do with your caption, respectfully back the F off. That's what she said to me. Respectfully, no, you are obviously a cultural figure. You have tons of little girls that follow you. I am going to respond to what you are teaching them,
Starting point is 00:13:01 which is that if you purport to be a part of the LGBTQIA community, you're going to be super happy and everyone's going to love you and you're going to get awards. And so she then decided to create a video response to me, and here is that video response. Take a listen. I don't believe JoJo Siwa is a lesbian, by the way. I want to state that very clearly.
Starting point is 00:13:20 I do believe that she's desperate for attention and you're not going to believe what she's doing now. YouTube and pop star, Jada Seale is opening up by her coming out store for the first time. It's the first time that they've ever had a same-sex pairing on Dancing with the Stars. You're the brave person you are. Ella DeGeneres. A whole lot of rainbows. Lots of rainbows.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Rainbow clothes. Elton John. Seventeen. Lots of rainbows rainbow clothes John Her cousin got her a best gay cousin ever sure Seven people tweet is yeah Yeah, so Georgia just created a video to prove my point So Georgia just created a video to prove my point. I think she should have watched the video. The reason that she's doing this performance is because she's getting a lot of attention. She basically put together a video in which Elton John credits her, in which Ellen DeGeneres credits her,
Starting point is 00:14:16 in which she's on Dancing with the Stars. Most people know I'll be gay anyway. Dude, her podcast in 25 years is going to be like, Elton John said I was the best Stuttering John parallels right down that road. I'm telling you I love that okay, so That was Candice's take and I think we all agree that Joe Josie was probably a lesbian I just get that that size for everything that I've seen smell her fingers from here. Yes, I agree But I do think that you did not respond to that very well. She kind of gave Candice Owens more fuel and
Starting point is 00:14:53 Here's another John parallel not to make this all about John all the time sure but Jojo is not just sticking up for herself. I Mean, this is for the little people too, you know? Because what else are you here for except for to do good deeds? Now, my thing is, is let people live, right? But if somebody is going to come after me, going to come after my people, going to attack,
Starting point is 00:15:20 absolutely not. I will always stand up for myself. I will always stand up for the people that I love and care about. I'll stand up for the people that I love and care about I'll stand up for the people that I love and care about more than I will stand up for myself like people can say shit About me, but the thing is she wasn't going after me. She was going after a whole community of people and that's not okay I will go to fucking bat at all times for my people and The LGBTQ community is absolutely my people absolutely my family, and I will always fight for them
Starting point is 00:15:47 Um of course I would be a fool not to so she totally changed what this whole dynamic Yeah, and I think Candace was pretty specific about her target right what person is specifically she's like I know other lesbians They just don't behave this way, but there's a ton of lesbian saying this woman does not speak for us Oh, I would imagine so yeah whenever I go to the the pride parade and the big events they have, like the way that lesbians carry themselves is the opposite of this. But you know, everyone's
Starting point is 00:16:12 different. Everyone's an individual. I just thought that was funny that she tried to make it about the entire community. She was going after the entire community. After she stopped the recording, she just went, narrative shifted. Yep. I
Starting point is 00:16:24 did it again. Missy B,, do you wanna join us to talk about JoJo Siwa? Ah. Alright. Yikes. Welcome, Missy B. How you doing? Good. Sorry I'm late. No, you're okay. You're coming off a triumphant appearance on Point Dabble Point yesterday.
Starting point is 00:16:43 I know. I'm double dipping in the dabble. Love it. Love it So you're familiar with Joe Josie. What correct? Unfortunately one more thing about Candice Owens here, and then we'll move on to the next feud. She's happy. I don't have time to deal with not nice people or people who aren't kind to everybody and People who start shit, you know what I mean? Like if you start it, I'll finish it, but I don't mess with people who start it. You know what I mean? Like I'll finish it and then I'll be done with you. That doesn't make any sense, Rick.
Starting point is 00:17:14 What the fuck did she just say? And also not nice people. I don't think Candace Owens, I mean, you could disagree with her take on it. I think we all did, but it wasn't like she was being a dick about it. She was professional. Yeah Yeah, it wasn't like oh you said that another lesbian Well, then you hate the LGBTQ community want us all to die like well, maybe but that's not what she said for sure Yeah, and within that she said I've been reading my diary. She said I got tons of lesbian friends Yeah, don't act like you at all. Yeah, so I didn't I didn't think that she even said joke You're doing this for attention, which seems like yeah Probably very true anyone any celebrity has to come out and change their pronouns four or five times every year
Starting point is 00:17:56 Not a lot of people have a marketing team behind them when they come out that's true. Yeah good point So I know I will Are you gonna come out today? No, I still haven't gotten my hockey jersey in I Need a rainbow piano first Thermal button down let's find out who the next person is that she has a problem with Second on our list is miss Candice Cameron now the thing with Candace Cameron is her and I have had very very public beef um This I did this I started on accident. I really did it really was an accident I did not mean for it to go as viral as it was if you go back in history
Starting point is 00:18:36 You can look all the cases do not like her Candice was the last time you thought about Candace Cameron. I don't know about four or five hours. I Don't know fair enough fair enough That was the child actor on full house But I guess she's made a career like lifetime movies and different things like that and is she Kirk Cameron's sister? Yeah, okay, so if you know anything about the Cameron's uber religious people and they're always creating content that's religious content and I guess Jojo put out a TikTok where she was talking about the nicest
Starting point is 00:19:11 celebrity she's met, the meanest celebrity, the this, the that, and she said Candace Cameron was like the meanest celebrity that she's met and so I didn't even mean to start a beef like well, no, I mean you did. You're calling people out which is fine. I think it's fun I think it's a fun way to live your life, but the fact that she's sitting there going like I don't start beefs I don't draw first one. Okay. I did it by mistake. You know what I would you gonna do I call I didn't mean for it to go as viral as it did like I know it's not really in your control
Starting point is 00:19:37 Well, right, but it's almost like yeah, I mean, it's not my fault. Yeah Deflection yeah, but like what else it's got it all right all I did was put out a very popular social network That has millions of followers. I what happened. I was just talking to a reporter for the Associated Press It's not my as one does she seems to think that Candice Cameron is anti-gay But where it wasn't very okay what she said it was because she was basically calling gay marriage not traditional and gay marriage weird and gay marriage she didn't want to publicize that she was specifically Avoiding that and now I should point out like I was saying she's making like these movies for a lifetime and stuff and she's specifically putting in Heterosexual relationships in these movies. There's I don if you guys know this maybe you guys watch media or content
Starting point is 00:20:28 Hmm, there's enough gay stuff out there at this point. We're saturated. We're good, right? There's a lot There's enough for the kids enough for the adults. Yeah Yeah, I mean there was a time when if there was like a gay character on a stick I'd like whoo And now it's like well all the guys are getting on the show right? Yeah Jim J Bullock would never have made it in today's climate is Carl's point when you brought queer kids stuff to our attention Yeah, I was like okay. We've reached the limit. Yep. We're good. We got it saturated that and now Whether she meant to do that or not she still did it and it's still stunning the community of course You know we're doing all this work to be more visible and to be more
Starting point is 00:21:03 Out there for kids that are in the next generation to feel more normal and it's hard when you have a person with a big platform that like just says shit like that and so Puts a tick tock that was like you're that the Grinch and I honestly like that was me being like stupid and messy and 18 Like whatever let me live my life. Um, so again stupid and messy But she has those excuses as soon as she says I did something I shouldn't have done But I'm also 18 and you know, I'm just you know, what are you gonna do? Jesus Christ. Can you fucking own anything any of your actions?
Starting point is 00:21:37 Yeah, that that's the thing that I noticed too is there's always a story like you said an excuse for why yeah There's an excuse for why with everything with her That is the LGBTQ community. It's all or nothing and if you can't stand by it, they have an excuse to Be another letter. Yeah, I just want to point out to Jojo or number that no matter what Candice Cameron and her brother Kirk Do there's no way the kids growing up in this day and age are not going to know about gays and lesbians and trans people It's impossible to avoid. Don't worry people will learn about this. They'll be they'll know that's an option for them It's not gonna stop old Kirk from trying though. No, I know it's definitely not Kirk's a weirdo This is I swear to God this is from her podcast that she just put out and
Starting point is 00:22:23 You would think that this is the equivalent of saying nothing. Listen to this. If I saw her, I would just not say hi. You know what I mean? There's a lot of people that I would say hi to. If I saw her, I would not say hi, which is the same as not even having a sentence there. And yet, I saw that as a headline in Us Weekly, tonight eonline yahoo and even the USA Today had a headline that Jojo see you I would not say hi to Candice Cameron. It's like what the fuck world am I living in?
Starting point is 00:22:57 The world I'm like holy shit. This is making news everywhere, okay? No idea that was the case yeah, who gives a fuck I haven't even said hello to Chris and I've been here It's like a half hour if Candice Cameron was here. I wouldn't say hi to her either like what are you doing at my house? That's a retarded headline. That's in the Bojack when Jessica Beale didn't like avocado and that was a headline Was a good field hates avocado is a new day. It's a religious life It's like a huge, we won't stop talking about anything until we settle this.
Starting point is 00:23:30 But that's the real world now for some reason. Vinny, you listened to her top five cries. Oh my God. She did an episode of the top five times that she cried. Let me just play this, cause I listened to this too, as kind of a setup for this This is ridiculous. I'm not necessarily a crier, but if I get like emotionally frustrated
Starting point is 00:23:50 Boom it is water works every single time. I mean I feel like that's normal Cognitive dissonance here. I'm not a crier, but if I get emotional I cry every time sounds like you're a crier Well when you're putting up videos I cried three times today I had three mental breakdowns. The first video we played she's talking about how she cried all day. Okay so my first clip here Carl is how she set up this episode and I went this person is a complete idiot. Now this was the first thing I listened to was this episode. Yes. This was my first impression listen to this. I'm gonna be talking about the five times in my life that I like really couldn't stop crying There's a lot more than five, but I've narrowed it down to some of my favorites
Starting point is 00:24:31 Yeah, some of your favorite cries And then goes I couldn't stop crying okay Like I think that really constitutes a crier if you're crying so much that you can't get a hold Of yourself also it's a top five for a reason if I had sex with five people my entire life I wouldn't put on a top five list people I've had sex with it's like no I got the extensive list right here again. No we know it's more than five That's why this is your top five cries, but yeah the fate that word favorite It's a weird show that's are especially when she gets it to have it I've heard some strange flexes
Starting point is 00:25:08 on this show this is my top five well I was listening to this and the very first example Carl yeah I would like to play and I did speed up part of a little bit just to make it more palatable for all of you thank you but she basically cried over people being mean online when she was very little people are mean online Yeah, I know I know first one I'm gonna talk about is actually when I was on my very first TV show and this was my first experience with Hate and online bullying and how foul this world is It was after the first episode had aired and if you don't know ADC, Abby's Ultimate Dance Competition is the first show that I was on, first TV
Starting point is 00:25:47 show. It's a reality show. It essentially was, you know, start with 12 dancers, one gets eliminated every single week. You dance, you do a challenge, it's fun. It's a reality TV show. It's Abby Lee. It's a Dance Mom spinoff. It is what it is. Anyway, so I was on season two of the show. I was the youngest. I was nine years old during filming. I was ten years old when it came out and Abby posted something on her Instagram. Abby Lee had said, you know, who do you want to go home next week? And I read the comments as one does at 10 years old and it was every single one was Jojo Jojo Jojo Jojo Jojo Jojo Jojo Jojo every single comment and I
Starting point is 00:26:19 Broke down. I'm gonna show them. I'm gonna love pussy Show them all is that what did it yeah might be but here's what really sucked me into this folks, okay? I don't like I think she's lying about part of this but listening to Her mother was her describing how her relationship was with her mother at the time where she's nine or ten years old She's reading all these people saying that they think she should go home on the show Yeah, and this is the mom's response, and I don't know if I believe this but if this is the case This is how you build a narcissist. Well the mom is pretty awful. This is a dance mom. What's we about? Okay good point Anyway, so I come down this is other woman. She's like oh my god. What happened like are you okay?
Starting point is 00:27:02 And I was like yeah, just look what everyone's saying and she's like, oh my god, what happened? Like are you okay? And I was like, yeah, just look what everyone's saying And she was like, what do you mean? And I was like look at Abby's post and she was reading it. She was like Jojo Let me ask you a question. And I was like, what is it? She was like, do you go home? And I was like, well, no, and she was like, okay So then why do you care what these people are saying? And I was like because they're being so mean and she said no, they're not she said they're saying your name And I said, huh, and I like kind of like pause for a second. She was like, they're saying your name They're not saying anyone else's name. They know you and they know your name and
Starting point is 00:27:36 Funny enough. I'm just literally just thinking about this now. I'm just realizing this now That was the start of me being people's guilty pleasure. No pun intended That was the start of me being people's guilty pleasure. No pun intended Turned out it was just a huge win for her. Yeah, wait. Are you telling me? They don't boo nobody I couldn't Carl I my jaw was What the fuck and she's just so matter-of-fact like this is positive. It's like listen kid Sometimes people are gonna tell you if something you're doing is not good And sometimes you should listen to people you know adjust your behavior because you know I know this is entertainment at all, but you want to be likable if you want to have a career I don't fucking know it just seems like it's insane to tell a child that's ten years old this well
Starting point is 00:28:18 the other thing that is Sandwiched in between those clips that I pulled from this is remember she set this up by saying I'm not a crier guys I just you know every now and again now think about me is when I cry I Like cry cry cry cry and like you can tell that I have been crying I get a webface It is very dramatic, and I can't pull it together when I'm crying. Oh you need attention. No shit. You don't say Can I just please follow up on my last clip? Yeah, my child What a childish thing to say Carl listen to this delusion mm-hmm clip number four But I yeah, that was kind of my first experience with like true internet hate
Starting point is 00:28:59 And it was hard for me to understand that because I didn't understand Why everyone wanted me to go home? You know so obviously my mind goes they want me to go home because they hate me you know what I mean, and I didn't understand that it was just a reality TV show, and that's how it's gonna be in like The like least favorite is actually the favorite that's like the weirdest thing about reality TV is the least favorite is actually the favorite And the podcast against the least amount of views is actually the most popular Good I'm glad you got you caught what I put down still press right right? That's a
Starting point is 00:29:33 Mental gymnastics right there that was beaten into a nine-year-old Mm-hmm like if you're the parent of this child that you're pushing on television. What are you supposed to say to them at that point? I don't know if I know the answer, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't that stop reading comments mom should I learn from this absolutely? Whatever you do do not learn from this no you notice on that one clip you played She's like I guess that's why I started being people's guilty pleasure, which is the name of her new Yes, and I just want to see how talented she is so I was like let me check out this song now of course for our YouTube clip want to pull this out in post, but I think for the podcast will be fine Checking out have you guys heard this on yet? Yeah? Oh good? Okay?
Starting point is 00:30:16 No, I refuse to listen to it get ready for a dance party in the studio guys, so this isn't the karma one No, this isn't karma. This is their new one. Oh my God. me when you close your eyes baby please why you tryna fight it don't be a tease and won't you stop denying all this tension come over my direction i'll make your dreams come true away The shallow song yeah, or is that what it is maybe I know I've heard that melody before It sounds like every other goddamn. Yeah
Starting point is 00:31:09 She's so private that she wrote it, but wait till we get to the hook is the hook is terrible right it should even right? Oh, no, she says she wrote it messy. Yeah, that's my recycled like Miley Cyrus songs. Yeah I'm your guilty pleasure I'm your guilty pleasure you like that part too so I'll say I'm your guilty pleasure there should be like pleasure pleasure boover like okay yeah this is how this all got made they're like okay let's pitch it to Lady
Starting point is 00:31:42 Gaga no I can't even think of any more They're like, okay, let's pitch it to Lady Gaga. No Fuck it. No one wants it. Give it to see what just give it to see what You know, it kind of reminds me of and this is a tease for what's coming up Cory Feldman's new song the joke where he tries to tell us that the joke is on us She's doing the same thing. She's just like guys. You can't get enough of this right like no I'll never visit this again until Drew Langtel man. You're slit swiping That's the other problem with coming out as gay when you're 20 you know 19 20 years old is that you've lost Opportunity there with a fan base that you could have been teasing for the next like what is our demographic like?
Starting point is 00:32:38 It's children She's trying to grow up. Yeah, let me just launch myself by wearing Whatever that like S&M shit is yeah, well, it's young girls, but that's okay guys, too Yeah, it reminded me the onion movie What's that the onion movie yeah, I don't think I've seen it. Oh, okay Going back 15 years there, but it was like a Britney Spears a satire Okay, Teddy bears for whatever reason she's talking about people fuck kind of weird porn. Are you watching? onion porn Nobody likes on many layers to it you must try
Starting point is 00:33:20 On this episode she's talking about the five people she won't have on her show we heard Candace Owens On this episode she's talking about the five people she won't have on her show we heard Candace Owens Candace Cameron, and then she says someone that she does like for some reason okay? That's cool balance things out a little bit somebody that I would love to have on my podcast But I couldn't is mr.. Freddie mercury I That's so boring. That's so stupid. I would have loved to have gotten a statement for him from my TikTok. Tell you how great I am. So, oh wow. Then listen to this flex. She had a conversation with Sir Elton John about Freddie Mercury because Freddie and Elton were friends.
Starting point is 00:34:02 I don't know. It was just mind blowing to sit there and be like this is real stories Like you were really his friend. You really know what happened Fast-fucking-ating Fascinating. Oh, it was amazing. I hate the way she talks. I'm just looking at Missy B's reaction to that. It's just like What's going on right now? I've ever known to think that these old Like what's going on right now? I've always to think that these old entertainers are that interesting No, and like what is out and gonna tell him about Freddy. Oh, yes, we used to we used to go Bulk jets together at the baths like what are they gonna fuck what is she gonna tell this child drop in paupers?
Starting point is 00:34:37 Right a little docking we still bottom blokes together down by the telly Let's get back to who she wouldn't have on and This one I was like oh This is an interesting choice all right. Let me go toxic one more time um Trisha Paytas Look look right here ah This this is tough for me. This is tough for me because me and Trisha were friends did we go to dinner together? No, okay. No one asked so her and Trisha were friends. Did we go to dinner together? No, okay. No one asked so her and Trisha paid us
Starting point is 00:35:08 Yeah, she asked she's the one who asked her and Trisha paid us We're friendly with each other and they've had a falling out and I did a little deep dive on this whole thing, too Because as a kid I did bring a lot of views I brought a lot of use to a lot of people's video So she's talking about how they used to team up and do videos together. Trisha Paytas, of course, we've covered her a bunch of times on here. She is a famous influencer, YouTuber, has a podcast or two, was a muck banger for a while. Can you
Starting point is 00:35:38 call them that muck bangers? Sure. Okay. Also completely exhausting like this broad. Also exhausting, but unlike this broad, very fat unlike this broad very fat There's very hard to look at all right that subs up Tricia Payne is everything you need to know move it up Because as a kid I did bring a lot of views I brought a lot of views to a lot of people's videos my own But also if somebody did a video with me it brought a lot of views to their videos, and that's not me flexing That's not me. So It's it's literally like the number fact and
Starting point is 00:36:12 Jack she just said that's the number fact She tried to start a new thing now This is not me flexing, but I'm super popular and I get everyone to watch videos if I'm in them That's you flexing. I like a Jody B says job of the slut I haven't heard that one for Trisha before pretty good. Yes, Adam 22 did bang her which is the weirdest thing Oh, yeah, I still don't understand that but I guess when you get that much pussy. You're just like change it up. Whatever So listen to this because What Jojo says here is very interesting? but Trisha is the only one that has
Starting point is 00:36:53 traded for some reason and I mean she has her valid reasons I guess but I Don't know. It's it's just very confusing to me because she does have her valid reasons, but I don't think she realizes You know what say what you want, but then why the fuck were you friends with me at 14? So she goes, well, she doesn't like me. She has her valid reasons. She did that twice. Valid reasons for not liking you. It's like, what are these reasons? I want to know what that is. She doesn't say so I went ahead and started digging a little bit. Jojo Siwa and her mom started up a show. I think
Starting point is 00:37:24 it was a web series. basically they were doing the same thing that the show that they were on but now they were hosting it. They're gonna create a new pop band called XOMG Pop and so they were auditioning all of these girls to sing and dance and they're gonna put together this pop group from that program. It might still be going on. And I guess a lot of people said the conditions were bad. People weren't treated very well.
Starting point is 00:37:48 Making the band. Isn't that just like, did he used to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's what did he used to do. And that's the problem because there's a lot of backlash and negative attention being put on this and how people were treated, how they were compensated. Cause it's, what didn't did he do? It's amazing How you take advantage of these dance mobs? Who just want their kids to be famous so badly they'll put them through any kind of hell
Starting point is 00:38:14 And they also want attention for themselves well I mean, let's be let's be realistic here for a second are there really famous dancers Well, I guess this is like a Like it's a stupid thing to push your child into is my point what was a famous dancer Spears daddy Baby's daddy Kevin Federline there you go yeah, but he got famous because Star Jennifer Lopez Wasn't she a Fly Girl? She just...
Starting point is 00:38:46 Her fame came from singing. No, I know. Well, correct. And I think that's the same with JoJo. Well, I'm just saying, like, you have to be the total package to get somewhere. And if you're just pushing your kid into dance, you're probably... Yeah, you gotta be multi-talented like us. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:02 Right. Like Corey Feldman. Like Corey Feldman. That's how you do it. You got to be the total package. So let's see what did Trish say about Jojo. Let's get to the bottom of this beef. I think it just shows the cycle of abuse really, because clearly Jojo does not think she was abused or exploited as a child. And she clearly was like anybody could just see it
Starting point is 00:39:23 without having to like talk about it. So the fact thatyn's attorney had to say in their statement denying such claims of Mistreatment of the girls and put the blame on the former XOMG pop members mother saying that she was removed for her own Abusive behavior turning the tables on her saying that she was the one who was not properly valid reasons Listen to what Trisha's saying He's like yeah You went through abuse as a child trying to become famous and now you're doing this to these other children who are trying to become Famous well she's got some valid reasons for not liking me, huh?
Starting point is 00:40:13 What's that no I yeah, no that's it's weird right really is a guy processing that as you said Yeah, and the fact that she's like understands that what she's saying that there's truth to it But still goes along with it. She's just part of the fucking system. Yes, it isn't like just like isn't agreeing with the start but agrees with the latter portion Is that correct? Am I? Understanding this logic right now. Well, there's there's more to it Let's see what else Trish says about her Even want to hear what Jojo and her mom had to say given her past of defending people like Colleen I don't want to hear Jojo side on it. Honestly, she has the worst takes when it comes like when he's defending Colleen
Starting point is 00:40:54 I was like girl She's just she misses the point completely all the time like I don't know if I just like again I like she is a victim of like I think child exploitation for sure Or it's like she just didn't develop and she's just like not fully like aware and that's what I have to like think but it's Like she's so unaware of these situations But you know supposedly she was like yelling at them to allegedly Jojo was like yelling at all them comparing them It's clear much like a lot of people who have heard what Jojo had to say about Colleen last year that church I does not have the best feelings about Jojo these days
Starting point is 00:41:26 She thinks that she has issues and has just recreated this world in which she grew up in but for others and that that is not okay Never thought I'd agree with Trisha on something Trisha Payne's decided I was going through this like fuck. This is what you're doing to me Jojo. Here we are weird Unbelievable that girl misses the point when people try to explain things to her? Yeah, go figure. Shocking. So what happened here is that when they were friends back when Jojo was 14 years old, I guess Trisha was dressing up like Jojo.
Starting point is 00:41:59 You dressed up as me, you put your hand inside a ponytail and bow, you wore a rainbow tutu, you wore my hoodie, and now I know you were not doing that to be like fun and have fun and like make a video. You were doing that to make fun of me, you asshole. Like I was a 14 year old kid, find it, can it. Don't do that, that's not cool. What if someone did that to your kid? So now she's the victim.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Interesting how that works out because Trisha is calling her out for ruining these poor young girls lives And now she's turning that around and going yeah But you dressed up like me when I was 14 and I guess you were making fun of me She didn't say I guess she like she whole Harley believed that like she saw that as an attack And it's like doing videos together videos together right right I mean obviously they're on the same side I bet you they were mukbang videos. You just wanted to be like me. Yeah, it's a chicken and side bows. I might watch that I am yeah seeing her stuff on the internet anytime she talks about me
Starting point is 00:42:53 I'm like dude just shut the fuck up get your views somehow else like you're literally Trisha Paytas You're a fucking icon. You are an icon you have created some of the most viral videos out there come up with something else like anything else but Hey, it's fine. She's gonna do what she's gonna do. She's gonna talk the way she wants to talk and that is just that Into a commercial break what's interesting there is the fact that she is Not wanting to get into beefs with people, but she's going to slap back if they started.
Starting point is 00:43:28 That's how she started the show, saying all of that. And then she's like, why wouldn't why are you even talking about me? You got other things to talk about. Why are you talking about me over here? I did not draw first blood. She's pouring gasoline out of fire and going, why won't someone put this fucking fire out? I don't understand She's doing a podcast saying these are the people that aren't good enough for my podcast
Starting point is 00:43:49 I said she doesn't expect there to be any response to that and not for nothing She probably has a bigger podcast than I do but having these people on your show would be a good thing What you hash it out with Candace Owens on your show? Yes, she really doesn't have a producer. Right, this doesn't make any sense. I won't have these people on the show because we have a lot to talk about. Wait, that doesn't make much sense at all. You don't think people would listen to the Candace Buray episode? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Jojo? I think they would. All right, let's find out. She's got a big announcement. Anyways, last one. This is the one that everyone's been waiting for dream guests on my podcast I can't even fucking recreate the way that I said that ah dream guest on my podcast Let's let's spice things up a little bit
Starting point is 00:44:35 Honestly, that's what my vocals were for I didn't know it, but I had mono during that So my vocal cords were shredded to flames um spoiler Top five people should whatever podcast never gets to four or five It's just those three and then she says that she has one of her exes would be great to have on her podcast Oh, yeah, what am I exit? She walks away. She thinks she's so interesting and so for me That makes me very happy that she never disappeared out of my life Okay, okay
Starting point is 00:45:11 We both disappeared because we needed to to heal and to take our time into like but we always Have been there for each other and if either of us calls we will always answer we will always reply like it's very It's very mutual we have a very good relationship now which I'm very very grateful for and um it just feels like Even though it ended like we did something right and there was something good and it's uh, it's a good It's all good. Happy fun memories So I think I would have her on my podcast Oh, I would have my ex-boyfriends on my podcast absolutely
Starting point is 00:45:39 Lutely in a heartbeat like I she completely forgot what she was doing on this show Who are you not gonna have? He's like I would have this one ex-girlfriend. I had my ex-boyfriends on Okay, I should do this. Yeah, right so I didn't understand the point of that I was hoping for a couple more the five of no's and then do the five of yeses right yeah Make it two different shows But I wanted her to get into more arguments with other celebrities What else do you have on here Vinny?
Starting point is 00:46:07 Well, I just had one comment that it would probably I had one more that would have been better earlier So I'm probably skip it so we're probably good on that yeah Fair enough just bragging about writing that piece of shit song that we watched oh, yeah, well since we've watched it Let's hear that well never get that I kind of got my hate experience started And then I just Got fucking used to it. Here. I am today still getting hated on which is why I wrote a song about it fun fact, bitch I wrote guilty pleasure Suck it. I also wrote yesterday's tomorrow's today. Just saying doesn't matter. Um, it absolutely doesn't matter. You hear that missy b
Starting point is 00:46:40 She's claiming she wrote that piece of shit song that sounds like every other song i've heard Did she write it the same way stuttering john was a writer on the tonight show? I think so Yes, the same way he was a writer out with the howard sturt show. I think I I'm sorry I think i'm completely right I think every song that this girl has recorded or will record was cast off some other pop stars that they're just trickling down Every one of them the lyrics are on pieces of paper that have already been crumpled up and she has to uncrump them to fucking take them and she even said that that a Song was over a year in the making. How's that possibly could bang it out on a day kidding me
Starting point is 00:47:14 Artists who were making entire albums in a month I think of course the part where pleasure goes pleasure pleasure pleasure took a while guys Break that was three or four months, but mean, what's she doing with the other six or seven? I don't I don't get it. Speaking to that outfit, speaking of writing songs, we got a new banger in here from Buddy from the WDUM Prank Call Podcast sent this in as a potential new stinger for when we do steel tell segments, which we don't have today, but I wanted to put this on the show.
Starting point is 00:47:44 This is fun Until she couldn't breathe. Very well done, Fadi. That's funny. Jay put in the Discord chat that Guilty Pleasure is a song by American singer Jojo Siwa. Take it from Siwa's fourth studio EP Guilty Pleasure. She wrote the track with six other writers, most notably Megan Trainor. There's seven people writing that piece of shit. That's the thing that they're doing now because there's no money in having your songs played unless you have publishing rights or songwriting credits. Okay, now every pop song is 25 people who fucking wrote it.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Now that I've heard that, I feel like what happened here was she did write it, brought that to the studio and they were like, we just bring people in here to figure out what the fuck this is? And bring it like six other people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we can fix this. All right, off you go. Come back in a few months, we'll have a song for you. Get Meghan Trainor on the phone.
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Starting point is 00:49:39 Mitsubishi Motors. I want to bring on we've heard him before on W ATP. It is the Talk I think it was confusing last time sounds like another yeah, and I don't pronounce the words It's it's been getting mixed up a little bit lately with very popular young lady who's been trending So hot to her yes, that's right. That's probably you're probably getting a lot more searches right now Right, so did you just spell it wrong or was it an accident or did you mean for it to be spelled like that? I meant for it to be spelled like that? I meant for it to be spelled like that Okay, I was going for the good answer Yeah, I fucking fat fucked it
Starting point is 00:50:31 Spell check I'm on spell check big new yeah all right, I Think there's a lot of interest right now in what the fuck is Corey Feldman's deal I actually just got a text from Eric Zane this morning. He's like, this is all an act, right? This is all a performance piece that he's doing. And I think everyone goes back and forth on this because Corey Feldman is a joke to most people.
Starting point is 00:50:57 He's gone viral. The last six or seven years especially, but now that he's on tour with Limp Bizkit, performing and everyone's getting footage of these shows and putting them out there. People are wondering, is this supposed to be funny? Does he think he's Michael Jackson? What's going on? And I know that Missy and Carter have been looking into this to try to get to the bottom of, is he in on the joke or does he think this is actually good music and that he's very talented? I think he's been this for a long time and he's just getting worse, that it feels like a parody. Yeah, this goes way back.
Starting point is 00:51:35 This, I don't know how familiar y'all are with the throwback, Feldman. Right after he lost Hain, he started taking a hard left into reality TV. And the first thing I remember him popping up on was Wiveswap Reality Stars. I don't know if you all remember that show. No. At all.
Starting point is 00:51:56 No? Well, yeah, on clip six, it's him on family. I believe this is- This is Marriage Bootcamp Reality Stars. This is even later on. This is the next phase. We can check this out. For me, family is the people that you care about and love the most and the people that you can trust and rely on the most.
Starting point is 00:52:16 It doesn't always mean their blood. I've built a surrogate family for many years to get me through the depravity of not having a real family Courtney and I found each other and luckily I had my son and now I've got my own little family Shows are produced I hate the music it's also forced and fake So organic so organic. Yeah. No, I'm sure that was a real conversation He was having around the dinner table and blood right? He didn't say I thought he said just because they're not black. That's what I thought he said like Michael Jackson
Starting point is 00:52:53 She looks thrilled about having a family with them right this is that's Aaron Carter's mom right there Another another celebrity star where things went really well Carter you know recently passed away Rest in peace buddy. Erin Carter got to the point where he was Threatening to jail on only fans for money So yeah, that's right. He was kind of being Trained by Cory on the show. He got some tips from Cory on here. Oh, that's not good. All right No, he took him under his wing throughout the show. He got some tips from Cory on here. Oh, that's not good. All right No, he took him under his wing throughout the show. Yeah
Starting point is 00:53:28 All right So Cory after his movie star days and Cory was a very famous child actor movie star his best friend in the whole world Cory Hain, they were doing movies together. He died of a drug overdose, I think Yes. Yeah, so Cory Hnes dies and now Corey Feldman is a celebrity but doesn't know what to do with it. So, he's going on reality shows and just trying to keep the spotlight on him. And this is this is his brother who I don't know about y'all. I've never heard that he ever had a brother. You know,
Starting point is 00:53:58 the way he acted with Corey Haynes, it was almost like, you know, because I never had brothers, this is the brother I never had type of deal. And then he comes on this show and you find out he didn't. They're almost the same age. They look identical. They both were brought through kind of the film industry early on as kids, trying to get in.
Starting point is 00:54:18 And Corey never mentions them at all. Like even in this conversation, he pretty much dismisses his existence. Yeah he called my goes just cuz we're boy doesn't mean to your family I don't know so this is the kid who didn't get to go to Michael's house, right? Watch about her got it right It wasn't molded into Michael Jackson, right or one thing in this show that you notice is I think Cory must have gotten Michael's wardrobe in the will The show he's featuring the most flamboyant Michael Jackson looking outfits that would be In the afternoon, this is this is one of his toned-down right?
Starting point is 00:55:01 He's rocking. All right, where do you want to go? Well, I don't know how far back you'd like to go with you know his like just Narcissism in the sense with he was on Howard Stern in 92 So he was if you guys want to do a little crossover because there's a little stuck Joe citing in this Seven and this was like the premiere of his song, where he had really been having trouble getting traction anywhere,
Starting point is 00:55:30 getting an opportunity to put this on. And Howard gave him an opportunity to perform it. And you know, John or Corey. You can see why. Corey. They were wondering whether it was a gag or not. For us, it's a brand new song. What's this song about?
Starting point is 00:55:46 The song is about it's called what up with youth and it's about what's up with the youth in America today Gang violence drugs and that kind of thing trying to make the world a better place. Hey, I could relate to that for sure Let me tell you something man. I'm not kidding. I really think that's good for the youth, you know Yeah, you wrote it yourself wrote it introduced it. Let's hear for Cory right now with the song. Let's all start dancing, baby This is nothing new what he's doing now. It's actually sad that this is 32 years ago and he still is this bad. Where do they show Stuttering John? I know he's coming up right here. He's right in the back. There he is. Yeah, there he is. Does the cameraman not know that Stuttering John is like the third mic on this show?
Starting point is 00:56:59 Show him at all times. Where's John? He just keeps showing Howard and Robert. I don't get it. There he is, there he is. He's getting a little camera time up there. Yeah, look at that, man. Oh my god! It's him right there, right? With the long hair? Yeah. Why did you hold a microphone? It's so weightless.
Starting point is 00:57:24 At first I was going, he should be lip-syncing. At first I was going he should be lip-syncing. I know! Then I realized he's lip-syncing this. The singing is so bad it's not even in his range. It's a lot of his music too is where he's just kind of talk singing. Well I wish Howard didn't sabotage him here with his dancing. Now, you guys might not have this, but he was recently on with Howie Mandel, Corey Feldman was. And was complaining about this appearance.
Starting point is 00:57:42 He very much regrets the way this all went down because they weren't doing it. They were doing it. You guys might not have this but he was recently on with Howie Mandel Corey Feldman was and was complaining about this appearance He very much regrets the way this all went down because they weren't taking him seriously. This is a very serious song That was gonna be a big number one hit. There's a few clips on here from I think that's a debate, right? Oh, is that okay? It might be yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, this is great So Corey this is resurface now because of YouTube. Thank goodness. And so everyone is getting all this Cory content in, is watching all these old things. This has 2.2 million views. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:58:14 Yes, and he definitely doesn't know the difference between this traction and the successful traction he's looking for. Right. This is it. And I've got Michael Jackson as a close friend and i play michael jackson my song what's up with the youth and he says corey that's a number one song that song literally can go to number one and if you let me i will walk it into tommy matola at cbs records right now and i will make that song number one and i was like thank you Michael I really appreciate that but no I'm good why why no well because one I was a real friend to him and I didn't want him to
Starting point is 00:58:53 think that I was just another leech sucking off of his teeth to try to get something you know that wasn't my intention my intention was to play him a song and see if he liked it and what he thought and to hear Michael Jackson tell you that the songs they hit and could be number one Oh his ass must have been so tight if Michael Jackson's way to lie to him like that. It's a great song It's really good. Cory I'll tell you what I'm going to let it records if you don't tell anybody How many little boys did Michael Jackson say had a number one hit song? Oh all of them, you know all of them We're the best. I'm sure every bloody underpants. Oh, that was another that was another famous dancer that kid
Starting point is 00:59:35 There you go famous for the wrong reasons. So again, the 12 year old kid who toured with Michael Jackson one who buried him. Yeah Yeah, I Love Cory also on how we talking of describing Loserville I think that's pretty pretty amazing if you want to segue into that sure I love his delusion. Yeah, I love his delusion Lynn biscuit is the headliner Fred Durst was kind enough to ask us to come along So I'm very honored and flattered that he thought of me Fred and I did a great song together He's amazing. So you said you're doing a video together, right? Yeah, he's gonna direct the video Hopefully he'll be in it as well. And then on the tour. It's not just him and I but it's it's bones. It's
Starting point is 01:00:23 Nate no face Part of the show is so obnoxious was this like a kid peel sketch because it's one of those characters Bits and stuff like in the crowd and then there were for the cameras are following them back to the Trailer and stuff. None of it landed. No one's there for a comedy routine. So doesn't made any sense Well, you were but well, yeah Like kind of like a almost like a spinal tap variety show where you never know what's gonna happen You don't know what's real what's not it's just madness craziness Like every night is gonna be remember how there were happenings in the 70s Yes, he wants to create like a happening every night of this tour, so you never know what's real and what's not
Starting point is 01:01:19 Well or as I like to call it low serve Sure at the show and he to call it, low serve ill. Low serve ill. I love it. I bought the T-shirt at the show, and he did call it the low serve ill. And that's what's written on the shirt for Corey Feldman Band. Because he didn't want to show that he was on the loser bill. Oh, he did? He really did? He really did, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:37 No way. That's amazing. Seems like most autistic behavior. So, he's talking about like the happening and things just happening is when he was a total diva on stage during this, was that happening? My clip too shows that. This is incredible because, and we've talked about this
Starting point is 01:01:56 with Drew Lane on the Drew Lane show. During this tour, we've seen Corey Feldman meltdowns throughout the years yelling at his bandmates, yelling at the light guy There's one that's incredible reason this tiny little club and the lights are still out in the room He's trying to have the shows like on the stage trying to do like come back. He's like turn the lights off But this is another great example of that You just realize he's in the wrong part of the song that little drum fill right there just showed him he's like oh shit I thought we were going into the chorus here. So now he's got to shut it all down sorry that was called a technical big song nobody should ever start a track
Starting point is 01:02:50 it's a my jacket short circuit is a speaker did you see though what he just did there he says don't start the track before I'm on the stage guys but he's staring at the drummer specifically and'm pissed at the drummers specifically. And this happened before the show that I went to, so I was just sitting there waiting for the drummer to fuck up again. I wanted it to happen so bad. That's just a different drummer.
Starting point is 01:03:14 But it was me. Hey, that's all right. It happens, man. Guess you're gonna have to wait for that one next time. Sorry guys, moving right along. We'll just have to play that song next time. So, we love you, Louis. And now for my guitar playing. I have to tell you, he only played seven songs at the show.
Starting point is 01:03:38 That was my biggest complaint. The stat list was not long enough. If he would have cut one of them, I would have been livin'. And I didn't pay for the tickets or the transportation What a fucking hunted down that drummer Like I was acting like James Brown used to like he's just mad at the band for all this shit Yeah, we got a doc is pay for this mister. No, I'll fucking kill you He does this pretty much every one of his performances
Starting point is 01:04:02 You can find so many clips of him. It'll be the beginning of the show even. And he will slam on the brakes like 60 seconds into everyone playing their instruments back. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That did not match with the walkout that I was wanting to do. Right. And it's difficult.
Starting point is 01:04:18 Let's restart. I've never been in a band where the singer changes his outfit five times during the set. So it's very difficult for the band to keep things going and moving while he's back there changing his pants and shit Have you ever outfits have you ever been in a band with a singer? Yes, Vinny? I've been in a band a singer Motherfucker Where you want to go next missy bill? I mean look at Corey's picking up that guitar. Let's look at his guitar playing number three. All right. So this is something that a lot of people are talking about
Starting point is 01:04:51 as Corey's now playing the guitar on his song, The Joke. I love you, man. I love you, too. He's just saying. What's this for? It sounds like New York City. I love it. I love it. I love it.
Starting point is 01:05:08 I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.
Starting point is 01:05:16 I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.
Starting point is 01:05:24 I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. Oh My god, that's like That was over He looked shocked that people applauded. Did you just see the lookout? That's like when John is singing and he really thinks he's singing these glorious Amazing notes. This is his desensitized Disconnect to reality like but he thinks he's putting out gold right now. Yeah, well trust me I was love when this guitar solo started I my phone came right out of my pocket So he's pleasing the fans for sure and And I guess in my clip four it's a
Starting point is 01:06:26 it's a Cory's comment responding to everybody claiming that he's not playing. I want to know who's questioning the legitimacy of the performance to begin with. This has to be like a Cory Plant from the start. There's two things going on Carter. So that guitar solo part thing that he does, no one's thinking that he's not doing that It sounds like garbage and good shit. Yeah, that's not a grand. That sounds right. But in the song earlier
Starting point is 01:06:53 He's playing the rhythm guitar part during the joke and he doesn't even hold a guitar pick like an adult So it doesn't look like he knows it wasn't the first time someone's given him a guitar to hold on to It looks so awkward and uncomfortable with it. So people are saying there's no way he's playing the guitar So that was the part that confused me Fred burst they try to create a happening at the the show one of the nights where and I don't know if this is something They just started doing and kept doing as the show But Fred came out on stage and like pulled the chair out and sat in front Of Cory during the song he's like I hear people are out here questioning whether or not Cory's actually playing the guitar
Starting point is 01:07:32 So I want to see myself and sits there right in front of Cory while he plays it while he's doing the solo part Okay, well the rest of the band stood in the back going well, this is happening Are you supposed to do if you're in any of these bands? This is insanity. This is crazy. All right, so let's see what Corey's response is to all this controversy. And he said, actually dude, I'm playing every single note
Starting point is 01:07:57 of it, if that's what you call them. I'm laughing so hard, cause that would imply some great guitarist played it for me and I'm air guitarist But the best part is I'm not even that good. Hence the guitar hero faces The song is called wait for it the joke. It's been great trolling you. Let's do it again sometime He's trying to say it's a man the joke. That's the whole point of the song the joke He's trying to lean into it But what a lot of these guys can't figure out is how to lean into it. They're like,, I know I know it's it's really funny and cool right guys, but check out this dance move though
Starting point is 01:08:28 This is actually really good right? No, it's all terrible. That's right got you guys lip biscuit paid us $5,000 to be here tonight. What a fucking shit show But worth every second I was there for sure good god all right anything else from this clip tonight We should play or is that we know Just that that's hilarious though, and so that's that so that was based off of his jokes on you I have not seen that Video the joke the music video was
Starting point is 01:09:01 Produced or directed by Fred Durst, I definitely recommend checking that out. It's ridiculous. Okay, awesome. Yeah, that's all I got on Cory about just like, you know, his narcissism in the world, which I think is funny, like going on the heels of this Jojo Siwa, because it's just these people who are very alike just because, and they're child stars too, which I find very interesting in these narcissistic characters that we've come across. Yeah, well, a lot of the narcissism that we find
Starting point is 01:09:35 is that people get stunted, they're stuck in a time when you don't have empathy for other people, when you think you're the only person in the world that matters, and you never grow up and grow out of that, and I think you see that with a lot of child actors and celebrities When Rob Lowe is on Joe Rogan years ago He had said like you stay the same age you got famous So whenever you became famous you're stunted at that point. So she's stunted at six, right? He's stunted at 10. Right? He's stunted at well,
Starting point is 01:10:06 I remember his first commercial was a McDonald's commercial when he was three or something like that. Corey Feldman. He goes downstairs and give Santa a coupon for a I can look for it. Let's see Sounds to be Cory Feldman. I figured out he was nuts when he he put out a massive box set of his Was like $1,600 It's funnier than that. It's 300 bucks, but if he autographs is it's 450 It's autographs worth 150 bucks
Starting point is 01:10:51 And it's got like guitar picks in there. It's all sorts of random nonsense DVDs blu-ray CDs So dumb. Yeah, he's Sorry iterations of this. Yeah, he did this when Cory died and he had put out, you know money grab documentaries about Some things that happened to him and Corey Haim supposedly and for years had kind of been dragging that on and yeah. So he did a documentary. I watched it. I paid the 20 bucks for it. I couldn't wait to see it. All about pedophiles in Hollywood and the only, you know, I thought they were going to name names and shit like that. The only thing they said is that Charlie Sheen Had sex with Corey Haim. I don't know if Corey Haim was into it or not So I don't want to use the R word
Starting point is 01:11:30 But that was the big reveal in this thing and I was like I wonder what Charlie Sheen's gonna say and like nothing came of it I'm Charlie Sheen bitch You know what are you gonna do? Yeah, let's like Charlie Sheen. We can't get more fat publicity for this guy. You know, what are you gonna do? Yeah. Alright, let's watch this. This is three-year-old Cory Feldman.
Starting point is 01:11:52 I'm gonna be my good gig now. Alright, so he's getting up out of bed, pulling something from the dresser. Oh, look at it. It's 50 cents to McDonald's sweet righteous bucks now he's wandering commercials back then were so weird like why did this pace so yeah showing all these things forever
Starting point is 01:12:21 that's moving can't right we get he's going downstairs Jesus how big is this house? Wow he improv that he improv that Some assholes sitting there chopping out a cigar going I'm gonna make this kid a star look at the way he went down those stairs He's got it. This kid's got it. I tell you that moves keep Charlie Sheen away from this one Whoops do you want to show the choreography? Clip do you have on here?
Starting point is 01:13:00 Yeah so oh yeah Yeah. So on reality family edition, he talks with Eden, his brother, about those casting calls when they were little kids and describes allegedly like the abuse that their mom perpetrated on them, dragging them to the auditions and stuff. And then Eden tells the story and it's way more, way more like, it was almost like they had the option to like go do the auditions and stuff. And then Eden tells the story and it's way more, way more, like it was almost like they had the option to like, Oh, do the auditions or not more from Eden's perspective.
Starting point is 01:13:31 Okay. So it's interesting. I'm sorry. That is not what I have in the master choreography. No, I was just thinking of Corey as a little boy and remembering him telling a story from his mom taking him there. Yeah, yeah, Clip 5 is his dancing and his you know, because when you put on a show usually it's very consistent. Sure, you would think. All right, good start. Oh, so it's showing side-by-side two shows on this tour. How consistent? How much practice? Two like Andre. Oh that's fun,
Starting point is 01:14:07 I like this, I haven't seen this, this is fun. Oh that's hilarious. I thought he had choreography. Oh, he's just back. His dancing is terrible. They're very, very related to the lyrics. I went bowling just the other day and then I threw some darts in my usual way Gather round listen what I have to say So it's both audios But the backup vocalist missed the notes on both so that's consistent That's good. They did that at least.
Starting point is 01:15:07 That's consistent. On purpose. Jokes on you. Right. Yeah. Trolling, man. His background singers are usually his, and for a long time his whole band was his girlfriends, his, uh, Corey's Angels. Right. The Angels. Corey's Angels, right. Yep. And now the keyboard player, who's terrible at keyboards and singing Puts on the angel wings and halo like halfway through the set is a little homage
Starting point is 01:15:33 To when the times were different Casey didn't know Alright, what's your assessment of Cory Fowler? It sounds like you both agree this guy has no idea what's going on. He lives in his own reality It's a Choreography world yeah He thinks that he's still a superstar and he's much more talented than everyone else Yeah, I mean we should get in line because clearly we're missing something He talks about having billboard topping hits. And then if you look it up, he did get some things
Starting point is 01:16:08 on like those weird, whatever the category is, like adult contemporary or you know, those things that like no one's competing in. Most room for improvement. The most room for improvement billboard hits. Right. Big dreamer. He's probably the most self-centered that we've seen. The Marriage Bootcamp Reality Stars is a crazy dive into getting to see him because you see
Starting point is 01:16:34 him with his girlfriend and his brother. And I know reality shows are heavily edited, but you can only edit so much of his personality out of that show. It bleeds through everywhere. And that's online. Did you find that? It's on, I think it's WeTV's who has that. OK.
Starting point is 01:16:51 It is on there. But it's a great deep dive. And he, even when he's introducing himself to the other people that are there who are other celebrities, he acts like he needs a handler to be introduced to them and stuff So he's the most vain that we've seen of any of the clips we've done Fantastic about to look into more of that. That's yeah, maybe we have to revisit him. He might be a recurring character
Starting point is 01:17:16 Well, did he have fans on the stage Carl for his hair? I'm just curious cuz he's got hair that was blowing a lot I think he did. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I think he dead just curious It's gorgeous locks. It looks good. Delicious locks. Well Carter I want to thank you very much for coming out again and presenting Corey Feldman work people find you Carter Talk studios ta wk on everything. All right, come check me out. Yeah, cool on everything all right come check me out yeah cool purpose I'll put a link in the description as well and Missy B thanks for hanging with us I love hanging with you guys thanks for having me on see you next week yeah see you very soon when you guys getting in Friday no we're
Starting point is 01:17:58 getting in Thursday we don't travel on event Thursday so we'll do a meetup Thursday night so everyone who's in Rochester I know we talked about maybe going to locks I don't know what the weather is gonna be like but if looks to be a good snowing Motherfucker no no I don't mean that so I just not raining cuz lux is a big giant backyard. It's all open Yeah, we got some candidate options. Okay Looking forward to it guys. Can't wait all right. She's my missy bye guys Wow what's wrong with Lux nothing nothing yeah, I just I think you're complaining over there for some reason trying to figure out What's going on over there?
Starting point is 01:18:37 You seem like you're in a bad mood now. You know what Vinny. I'm gonna cheer you up Could've been Tom Myers. I know Because that's absurd the amount of cognitive dissonance and this episode will make your head spin So remember he posted a new episode on his patreon recently. I did the first half. This was months ago, right? No, this is this month. This is last week and I reviewed the first half of it I was like I had to save the rest for later. I'm glad I did So when we last left off he was talking about the collab He was doing with that other singer and they were doing those metal songs And then he's got a sweet transition into the next part of his show, but on to the next stuff guys. We got more things Let's keep going. This is puke water. Thanks for hanging out
Starting point is 01:19:40 Okay, so next up what a professional I thought it was quaint little stinger in there and everything pretty good stuff So now he's gonna start doing some podcast promo for he's been doing this show called don't leave you the judges With this guy Sam for I think years now, and I don't care about UFC I don't care what they think about it, so I never checked it out But he's been pushing this a lot, but at the end of the day we're coming in with straight-up facts 100% facts and that includes the new fighters it's just a fun listen I'm also funny over there just like I am here you get it ha I've never heard him really try to sell himself so much it's great we know stuff I'm funny you got to check it out it's
Starting point is 01:20:24 really amazing he really wants that show to take off. You think he doesn't sell himself? No, oftentimes he talks about he doesn't want to be podcasting. He doesn't like it. He doesn't know what he's talking about. He doesn't have anything to talk about. He's not interested. I know he goes back and forth. It's hard to keep up with what kind of mood he's in from show to show or even within the show But they're gonna start doing a new show, but there's a new show everybody New show and believe me I know you're you're you you're a you're as Yuri is very excited as me is No, I do believe you you'll probably be as excited as me is, huh? No, I do believe you'll probably be as excited as me.
Starting point is 01:21:05 Okay. Well, I bet I could be as excited as Patrick Michael. I'd be willing to bet I could pull that off. I'd take that bet. Yep. He doesn't get too excited about things very often. So Sam, the co-host of Don't Leave Do the Judges has some great recommendations what happens is before they record that show every week they get on and just do some chess and small talk and Sam gives him an update and what he's been checking out what he's enjoying and always got great recommendations and he's always talking about he's like telling me these crazy stories about podcasts that I should check out Sadly enough. I never do sorry Sam
Starting point is 01:21:48 I like what I like at this point, and I think that's my problem is I'm stuck in this cipher of You know stuff. I've always enjoyed and decided never to change that but it's no different than a guy who you know fell in love with WWE when he was 10, but he's still obsessed with it. Yeah, those people are losers That's not great. It's kind of sad and pathetic if you still like WWE as much as you do with your The other thing that he said in there you go Sam is more Sam had some great Recommendations for shows and podcasts. I've never checked any of them out. Well, then how do you know they're great? Maybe they're all terrible that if you've never looked into it.
Starting point is 01:22:26 But either way, there's a brand new show that's coming and I want to know about the show format. They would have to be released to the public. The public deserved to hear them. They started to get more cohesive. It almost became a routine where every Wednesday we were coming in the fucking, you know, the little Zoom studio and, you know, yelling stuff at each other's face about,
Starting point is 01:22:48 you know, what's going on in our day, in our city, and the things we're doing, and the things we're watching, and the stuff we're listening to, so... We put together a decent show and it took us a minute to come up with what we wanted to really do. They're only 20, 25 minute long episodes. It's a straight up cold open, like we don't have any introduction music, no nothing. There's no fanciness at the beginning. It just goes right into us checking the mics and then talking. Okay. I'm excited about this. The banter
Starting point is 01:23:13 cast with Patty P because they're talking about their week their day what they've been up to. I don't want to hear Patty talk about the stand up show we saw whether you liked it or not. I don't care about that. I want to hear about the stand-up show we saw and whether he liked it or not. I don't care about that I want to hear about the trip to the dollar general. Yeah, I want to hear about Doing laundry that week all the things that I've been fascinated by to know more about I'm hoping that's it We're gonna get into on this new show The other thing that I want to hear more about is the family dynamics. Keep it simple stupid, right? All right. That's what my dad used to say. Just kidding. He wasn't around sad
Starting point is 01:23:49 He was fine with it, yeah He didn't miss much right Shameless, whatever the fuck you become so this new show where can anyone find it or can I I'm so glad you asked Because he finally gonna tell us what the name of the show is anyone find it or can I I'm so glad you asked because he finally gonna tell us what the name of the show is but it is called the skull and the samurai obviously patty broken skull samurai from don't leave it to the judges we started a show and and sort of in a mocking way of the fighter and the kid it's like the fighter and the kid the skull the samurai the champ in the tramp
Starting point is 01:24:23 of course it's named after one of those stupid shows that he loves so much. You know, it's kind of like The Fighter and the Kid. Yeah, we're all over that. We need more of those. Everyone's over that format. But okay, the Skull and the Samurai, and you of course asked, where can I find that? Well, I'm not sure, but I do have some good news for you guys. I decided to start an Instagram
Starting point is 01:24:46 for the puke water podcast nice Okay, it's completely open to the public right now. It's available. Nobody's blocked none of that shit So far the only reason I made it is because I know for sure Now more than ever how important a clip is. Okay, well I don't know if a clip is really that important, but okay. Found it! Yeah, here it is right here,
Starting point is 01:25:11 I got it up on the screen. Puke Water podcast, 29 following this so far. There are three total posts, 30 now. 30, all right, very good. Yeah, three posts on here total, and two of them are puke water Clips and one of those is this promotion that we're listening to right now for the skull and the samurai This new podcast that he's putting out
Starting point is 01:25:38 So I don't know if I would have promoted my Instagram with just this content on here so far, but whatever I'm sure I'll abandon it a couple weeks Yeah, I'd never look at again because as soon as people discover it he'll get scared and run away Now you asked where I can find the podcast and he says it's available wherever you find podcasts and I cannot find it I looked all over for it the skull of the samurai. So somebody knows where that is. I'd be interested to hear about it It's behind three paywalls Probably no. He says it's free. He keeps saying that it's actually free and you're gonna love it.
Starting point is 01:26:10 He starts talking about all the different eras he's gone through in his podcasting history. Mean errors? But speaking of fucking with your channel, I got one of the biggest like cease and desist type of deals in my podcast career and
Starting point is 01:26:27 that includes the You know all that snuska group you this emerged off as well as you know the whoosh camera and What else? The guy who killed his girlfriend. Oh yeah. Moment. Remember that. Biggest moment in my Patreon. And then there's uh, what was the other one? Guy who kills his girlfriend.
Starting point is 01:26:54 I've had a couple different eras man. Yeah. But uh. He doesn't even know his history on this stuff. I'm glad because I get confused too. There's been so many shows, so many changes over the years. I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't keep up with all of us Bringing up Matt Lewinsky real quick creep off one o'clock on Monday
Starting point is 01:27:10 Podcast hitman update coming your way. Yes, I got some info. Excellent. I also got the link to contact him in my email Oh, so you just call me the cake. Could you put Patrick on the phone or Matthew on that? Yeah, I would definitely need to do that. I think I can't hit man. You gotta call. Yeah, I think I do want to do a video show with him. I keep missing it. Why Patrick Lewinsky is Cardiff. I keep missing it up, right? All right. So what happened when he's alluding to here with the season to assist is that he changes Patreon
Starting point is 01:27:44 recently and put a new logo on it and the logo looks like PBS public broadcasting service But he tweaked it a little bit. So PBS did not like this logo and it wasn't even the original Logo of theirs it was a variation of it. Absolutely But I also edited it myself, changed some things about it. I put a crack in the, in the, in the head, you know, so PBS Patty broken skull. It just made perfect sense. Brilliant. I can't believe they wouldn't let you get away with using their logo. That's, that's crazy. So he got a notification from patron saying
Starting point is 01:28:23 you got to take this down everywhere. You're using it You got to replace it or else PBS is you know saying that they can bring legal Action and you will lose all nine of your patrons, right? And what I couldn't believe here because remember I was talking about how I had a sign up for his patreon using my real email Address instead of my WTP email address because he blocked me my WTP email address and I speculate I wonder if he even knows I signed up for his Patreon. Well, we're about to get the answer here right around the same time that Roy decides to sign
Starting point is 01:28:56 up for my Patreon again under his actual name instead of his you know podcast account he signs up and probably I have to say within five days but I don't check my patreon that often or the email that's connected to the patreon to see what the updates are so could it have been five days could it have been one could it have been three weeks I have no idea all I know is he's the most recent subscriber and up to this point I have yet to have a problem with that logo at all no messages no nothing from anybody PBS wasn't even aware that I existed or had any reason to fucking check in on what I was doing was something that
Starting point is 01:29:41 might be related to their logo and And also, it's called public broadcasting service, isn't it? Doesn't public mean that I should be able to use the logo? That's just an argument for another day and I'm not Jewish. Pretty good logic, honestly. I like it. Carl, so what did you do? You called into the telethon? Isn't this crazy?
Starting point is 01:29:59 He's trying to make this connection. Carl signs up, I get a cease and desist. It's like trying to and Tickus says you should put some bicycle decals on it, right? That's the way to get around copyright infringement for sure. So yeah, he's implying that I have something to do with this for some reason. And then eventually finally using that as my logo and then Carl signing up for my Patreon. Oh, fuck. Now all of a sudden my logo is a trademark infringement copyright, blah, blah, blah. They're going to take my page all this different shit. And it's just so funny to me when I'm threatened with stuff
Starting point is 01:30:38 like that, because at, at the end of the day, I don't give a shit. Truly. I didn't take it. Yeah. But you did take the logo down and swap it out with a new logo. Whaley finds out you put his logo on your Patreon. Oh, I'm gonna make it available. The old PBS logo. You can download it from my Patreon. Oh, you piece of shit. He goes, I don't care. I don't care that they're gonna threaten me. But then he made all the changes they asked him to make so it sounds like he cared enough to do What he had to do to keep his patreon going So again, just the kind of dissonance of Patty. He's insane. Yeah, it's it's tough to understand
Starting point is 01:31:11 Who is the Sam guy that's doing a show with him going? This is going great. Let's keep doing this Let's do another show that any another show. How is you not listen to this UFC show just to find out what's going on I've listened a couple I mean years ago, but it was boring Okay, but we might need to talk to Sam and see what his deal is now. I'm interested I'll wait for the show to get some lags first. Obviously. I'm not trying to sabotage anything We want to let these creators create and I was surprised to hear this I don't think Patty has ever said this before now pay said a lot of things that contradict themselves So it's possibly dead, but this seemed like something new to me
Starting point is 01:31:47 It's no different than what the fuck this Roy and Carl dude does where it's like his goal is to sort of Take down or destroy people that aren't him not true You know what I mean? It's like he might be a fucking pleasant person. I have no idea The idea that somebody would punch down so Heavily that his fans get involved and then all of a sudden it just makes me hate myself and makes me not want to Do this shit and makes me? Not have fun anymore Because guys back when I was doing the nine minute podcast sort of the very early days of my podcasting
Starting point is 01:32:24 That was the funnest time I've had podcasting up until do you party everything since then has been just because oh I know that sucks just going through the motions I mean look what you did just cuz we were talking about it stopped having fun. I liked it when he was having fun That's what I wanted there to be happening like that was sort of the Hurtful stuff in the beginning that people would say is they're like oh What did you film this on a fucking Nokia or some shit?
Starting point is 01:32:52 And I never thought to laugh at that. I just thought I'm just trying dude kind of Like do you think I went to college for that shit or something? Nope obviously no Do you think I have any idea what a good camera is? No we don't think that at all We don't think you know about headphones, cameras, microphones, don't have them there But he just said hurtfuls people were saying hurtful stuff about his production quality and how many times we heard him say he doesn't care He doesn't care what anybody says he doesn't give a shit about the haters, but now he's admitting that it was hurtful and that's too bad. I don't want it to be hurtful. I Want you to slap back here?
Starting point is 01:33:31 I want you to you want your show to thrive in this environment now. I get why he calls himself broken Yeah, you're right broken skull broken heart. It's not just about that 14 year old It's not just about that 14 year old child he beat up. Right, it's not just about that. Chuckacotta asks who's Roy? That's one of the names he uses for me. Which is odd because he uses both my name and Roy. What does he call Dick again? Throughout this episode. What did he call...
Starting point is 01:33:55 It was you and Dick both had names. Yeah, Roy and... I don't know now. Oh. No, I forgot. And it's not, it's not at this point Where I could blame Richard the criticism You know you guys can take all the credit you want pat yourself on the backs fine
Starting point is 01:34:18 You did a phenomenal job, but you probably killed something that actually might have had real potential You know what I mean you really? You suck the bag dry, you know That's lucy type boxes job right here Uh, so what he's claiming now is that He was going to be a star. He was gonna do great things and we ruined it Yeah, it's a it's how icarl went and put a pillow over a baby's face. Shut up patrick I know he's trying to claim that if it weren't for us goofing on him,
Starting point is 01:34:48 he definitely would have been amazing at podcasting by now. But we really thwarted all of that. I don't know how we did that. But he's bummed. He doesn't have the itch anymore. Because there were so many moments where I could just fucking hit a bull a couple of times, and I'm fucking off to the races.
Starting point is 01:35:03 I got ideas for days. Now it's like I smoke a fucking, I'll face a joint and have no ideas. Nothing. No creativity. Or have a small spark of an idea but then also remind myself that the amount of work that goes into it, payoff you know the obviously the criticism the positivity as well but you guys know I still I'm still releasing the great job awesome stuff I just release it in a different way I don't have any promotion for it I don't want my name tied to it at all so he's got this stuff coming out we have no idea where it is. He won't tell us okay
Starting point is 01:35:45 So what we've learned from this is podcasting is this guy's therapy yeah, and it's not about people listening It's about his own fucking need to feel like he's being heard ah Interesting all right. He's putting it out there That's diluting himself into thinking that the people who are hearing it that there's an audience for it but they're just not being able to get to it because he has to hide it because of you. That's very wise of you. I think you're right about that.
Starting point is 01:36:12 That makes a lot of sense. It does make a lot of sense. Because he's constantly changing his reason for doing it at all. The legacy. Right. Then trying to get money out of it, realizing that's never going to happen. You could just have a journal though. Couldn't you just write these things down in a journal? He he loves the media. I got a lot of those are five
Starting point is 01:36:29 He loves headphones Headphone uses when you're journaling. That's a good point. So he just he can't get creative You know, he's smoking all the weed He still just can't get creative anymore come up with creative ideas on what to do. And so He starts shaming me Which is pretty funny right here. You know patreon's like you better resolve this Or you're screwed and it's like the most recent name to have subbed to my $2 tier Mind you a guy who's used and abused me for years right?
Starting point is 01:37:02 people say Only wants to give me two dollars a month to keep giving him shit to use in his show That's embarrassing. You're better than that. All right All right, he's right. He's right be able to give it up a tad. He's right I should be paying him more money than that Like I said, it's kind of insulting for two bucks. I can pull we know what's up one episode of month though So I don't know much. It's really worth, but all right. He's right I got my now now I feel bad
Starting point is 01:37:33 But how many times have we heard him say he doesn't know anything about me He's never watched my show doesn't know anything that's going on and then he drops little things like this That's not even enough for a good hamburger mr.. Hamburger Make it worth it He knows my last name is hamburger. Yeah interesting. I think maybe he does know Any what's I think he's got a PI could be surely coincidence Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, yeah He does like burgers
Starting point is 01:38:03 the baconator And then listen working a Wendy's once listen to us gets called out here out of the blue You know same thing with dr. Steve that fucking four-eyed son of a bitch ran away quicker than you know something fast That's my favorite that's my favorite right there quicker than something fast what did that for That's really good that fucking four-eyed son of a bitch ran away quicker than you know something fast Wow
Starting point is 01:38:37 What dr. Steve do to him try to help over something yeah, I think he analyzed over something like that Yeah, that was a while back, but he remembers Patty remembers all about it. There's 17 episodes of a podcast. No one will ever hear all about it. I bet This whole it's such a mixed message though where he keeps going back and forth on He must be really difficult to be in a relationship with I would imagine He didn't want dr. Steve talking about him, and I was calling dr. Steve out for not talking About him anymore. I'm not sure what he wants here. What happened to dr. Steve used to pay attention to me like yeah You'd said you didn't like that
Starting point is 01:39:13 Seems a nice guy. This is cyclic behavior. We've been here many many. Yeah, it's true. It's true But really what I was getting as it's like when that subscription came in From mr.. Hamburger. I was like well about time Fucking blocked me I was trying to give him money years ago, and he blocked me and I was like it's about fucking time So not only do you have to do certain things? He's gonna stop you from doing them But you have to work even harder even though he doesn't work harder than anything more so sort of immediately after that. It's like oh your whole shit's gonna be taken down It's like I make $55 a month right to do a shit
Starting point is 01:39:53 So even putting this behind the paywall, it's not worth it. None of it is worth it folks. You have to understand that It's the I know 55 bucks will get you some headphones that is true 10 pairs of headphones. It's the I know, 55 bucks will get you some headphones. That is true. 10 pairs of headphones. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's worth it for that. So he's trying to say that right after I signed up, all of a sudden, his Patreon was not shut down, but he had to make some changes to it. So he's convinced Vinny was he not allowed to give out the tote bags.
Starting point is 01:40:22 He's convinced I have something to do with this over here But I also am not gonna say that they're not that not just you know, Roy himself But the fan base that he's cultivated I wouldn't put it past them to do some fucking You know just gross shit like this You know not only get my free water show taken off of Spotify But then proceed to try to get my patreon taken away. No one's doing these things. Who got his show taken off of Spotify? That's when he threw a fit and ran away from podcasting. Spotify took down his show for some reason, free water. I don't know why. I don't know what happened with that. It doesn't make any sense to me. He wasn't doing
Starting point is 01:40:59 anything that you would take it down for. That I know. I mean, I listened to a lot of his stuff. I never heard anything, so I'm not sure what happened he probably screwed up the feed and deleted it he probably deleted it actually you know how he as he throws these temper tantrums he probably deleted everything and then regretted it the next day yeah and Spotify yeah so then he was all butthurt about it but was it we observe a report no one's trying to take your stuff down pay do you want you to keep creating I've always said that we only want you creating stuff. We don't want to fuck with people.
Starting point is 01:41:30 All I was doing was making a connection that like, Hey, the newest name to join my Patreon for the newest $2 tier is my mortal enemy. Number one. And he goes and fucking reports he would be that's the other thing too is that I wouldn't put it past them to know how to Get somebody in trouble for copyright shit. I Would not put it past you to have that knowledge didn't you work for ebombs world or some shit? Well I Could just make sense like if you don't know how to somebody that you know works with you in your basement does Or one of your stupid fucking fans
Starting point is 01:42:06 Don't look at me Are you hearing what's going on right now? Yeah, he knows I worked at ebbs world He knows that I've been my basement all the sudden is all this can knowledge out of nowhere But Patty if you know so much about this show and about Carl or Roy Out of nowhere, but patty if you know so much about this show and about Carl or Roy So I'm by if that is his real name. It's not then you know that that's not his style No, I would never I'd never tell anyone to copyright strike anything. I would never do that tried to help you out several times I don't even like PBS They can suck a dick as far as I'm concerned. I would not be on their team. Yeah PBS kids blue
Starting point is 01:42:41 Yeah, it sucks, and that's how we got a cease and desist. I'm on your side in this one So I can I just say this to you Patty if you have this much of a beef with Carl and you think that he Did this and he turned you into people to the big wigs at PBS Come on the show and fucking call it out. Oh, he'll never do that. He's Like I bet they want me on their show You're on my show whether you like it or not you're on the show You're over there making accusations and somebody did something fucking say it to their face Patrick It is funny that this happened after I signed up for his page. You're not there. He's like fucking Carl ratting me out
Starting point is 01:43:18 What I'm gonna do after this I'm gonna up my Contributions, I'm gonna send them a note and just say say just so you know, Patty No one hears copyright striking anyone. No one's trying to get your shows taken down I'm gonna give him a pep talk. Yeah, we want more content. Oh, he's gonna respond Wonderfully to that what an open door that's gonna create. That's why I never try to communicate with him directly It's dude. It's possible kids gonna get punched if you send him a note. Yo! Alright, one more clip out here.
Starting point is 01:43:48 I just thought this was funny because this is a Patreon episode. Everything, all the Puke Water episodes are only on Patreon. You have to be behind the paywall in order to hear them. And listen to what he does at the end of the show. So, check out the Patreon, please. I changed the name. It is no longer Patty Culture culture at the patreon.com slash that dude that screams Because I definitely do a lot more than that than I do podcasting but uh
Starting point is 01:44:13 Please support guys Best you can tell your friends. I don't even know why I say any of this shit Most of you don't listen to the entire episode anyways I'm done, man See ya, please support us on patreon he says on his patreon yeah we that's how we're hearing that yeah we're here yeah we got it it's weird and then of course he loses all confidence at the end and just you guys know was even listen to this anyway no
Starting point is 01:44:42 one's hearing this now they are by. Bye Roy. Don't you worry. I'll up my bed. He made me feel bad. He definitely shamed me into that. He has admitted to smoking terrible weed before. I think this is him coming down from that joint. Oh, maybe. It's the end of his show.
Starting point is 01:44:58 He's got no confidence left. Yeah, because at the beginning of the show, he was fired up, remember? He was excited about this new collab he had with the music and his new bicycle, and he was riding around Share he's got shock Yeah handlebars he's all excited about this stuff And then by the end he's just like in Carl's a dick and he's what a ruin my life And he's remember reminding the patrons to write him. Yeah makes a lot of sense.. Speaking of things that don't make sense.
Starting point is 01:45:49 Yesterday on Point Devil Point, I was playing some clips of Stuttering John from his Thursday show. There's a couple that I didn't get to that I want to start off with because as you guys know John and Rob Saul have teamed up to become quite the comedy duo. Snub! Uh oh! Get ready for the Shooley Joe. Hold on Rob. Get ready for the Shooley. Get ready for the Shooley. Hold on Rob, get ready for the Shulie. Get ready for the Shulie, Lev. Here it comes. Right.
Starting point is 01:46:07 Snuff, I read in your yearbook you were voted likely to have a disease. Most likely to have a disease? Yeah, probably. I need some lung atom. Well, if they make each other happy. Yes, John, that does sum up what just happened pretty well right there. Remember when John and I was going to do a show with me? Could you imagine?
Starting point is 01:46:35 He asked to do the creep off with me. That's right. Yeah, as if he would ever prep for the creep off. It's insane. Like you ever prep for the creep off? How dare you, sir? That's what I mean. It's hard. It's a prep for the creep off? How dare you sir? That's what I mean, it's hard, it's a lot of work.
Starting point is 01:46:47 So I'm talking about- I would love to see John pull clips and explain them. Oh, just, I'd like to watch him, I'd rather, rather than watch him on the creep off, I'd like to watch him prep for the creep off. Yeah, yeah. I wanna see how he uses Google. John IRL.
Starting point is 01:46:58 What types of, yeah, what types of things he types in there? P-E-D-O-P-H-I-O. types in there. P E D O P H I. All right. You got to love dead air out of shell. It's always fun. I'm going to be 42 on August 17th and now John is distracted and he's just either reading something or he's watching a movie Yeah, sorry just Trying to get out of buying Rob a present right Shit, it's coming. Oh, well, let's never talk about it. Yeah, the breakup just got sped up. Never talk about it again Okay, fast forward to yesterday
Starting point is 01:47:42 Yesterday stuttering John starts off his show. Now I've keyed on this for the past few months. The way his show starts is always a train wreck. It's incredible how bad he is at being prepared for when he hits go live. Everybody knows that. Yeah baby, holy crap. What happened to me oh No, I'm wearing the wrong color shirt. This is my favorite
Starting point is 01:48:18 He got something to change his shirt. What yeah, you can see his entire background right? He was starting with confidence Yeah, he always does. I don't know how he's not looking at his screen. Yeah, holy crap That's one of the funnier things that he does did you pause it or is still going did he just go change it? No, no, yeah, yeah, I haven't other shirt. He yells curse words He does all a stupid thing he likes to do off He just puts on the other one of the wrong shirt because he's kept to be funny put it inside out Okay, back like shit. That doesn't work either Now there's concern. So Clay Dabler joins the show. Oh, and they're concerned about Rob
Starting point is 01:48:49 Saul, maybe switching teams. This is the big coming out. This is the big news going on. I think it's sus as fuck. John needs people. I think you and I have to interrogate him. Well, is he coming on? Yes.
Starting point is 01:49:04 Oh, here he is. Seaman's soul. What's up? Rob, a lot of people very angry with you. They thought you betrayed the Duke. He's another quad. Yes, I betrayed the Duke by talking to Vince the lawyer and begging him to drop the lawsuit against Stuttering Job. What a bad friend I am. What about what about DMing Cumier? I'm begging him to come on your show. What about that? Missy brought up yesterday at Point Devil Point that Anthony got a note from Rob Saul and he wanted Anthony to come on the show. Now, as you know, John
Starting point is 01:49:40 doesn't like Anthony. John really doesn't like Vince the lawyer suing him for $12.5 million. And here's Rob Saul booking those people to be on his show. He just had Vince the lawyer on his show the night before this. And so there's a lot of speculation that like, oh, is Rob Saul going to be the next Quad father's turning his back ever so slowly as Quad does on stuttering John Melendez. And here is a term that I didn't even know existed.
Starting point is 01:50:06 See, what I'm worried about, Rob, is that it's only going to take shit work and Kumiya to come up with some little work. All right, so let's plan this now because it probably will happen. But there'd be like, Kumiya, message Rob, and then we can troll John. And then you'll do some shitty work on John. Because I don't see you as a real Melend Rob like you a couple of months ago you he's not a real Melinda bro Clay Daveler is a real Melinda bro not Rob a month ago you were slagging John off on the Twitter like every other one who was on the bandwagon but now to further your YouTube channel I can serve you okay I consider John a friend now I wouldn't do that and I was thinking about the Kumiya stuff when he brought it up and it's like I Always thought Kumiya was a talented and funny guy, but now I kind of was thinking about it today and I was watching
Starting point is 01:50:53 I'm just like Talk about how great and I'm like wow Kumiya has really fallen like I don't even know why I would ask me It's been on the show before this is hilarious. This is backtracking John's face right now. Yeah, I know He's like you got some splaining to do boy Rob is backtracking. He just asked two days before this for Anthony to come on his show and now he's going yeah You know, I don't even like it. I used to think he was funny But now I think he's a jerk and I wouldn't I wouldn't even talk to him ever again amazing with 48 hours of duty Yeah, it's crazy
Starting point is 01:51:23 It's the same thing that Chad Zumach went through when he found out that he wasn't in good graces with Anthony was like, well, Anthony's not even good. His network sucks and everyone hates them. But both of these guys show before both of these guys are just waiting to set him up. Yeah. But um, yeah, like fuck Kumiya like with his new creepy glasses on. He's like the uncle Rico shows so great. It's the best show ever. And I'm like, wow, I can't look up to this guy as a talent anymore because he's fallen so far from grace. Well, that happened quick. He fell that far from grace in what the last 36 hours? Wow. How's that possible? So yeah, you know what? Um, I uninvite Anthony Cumbia from the show. Um, he hasn't
Starting point is 01:52:02 responded from when I initially invited him. Anthony kumia from the show he hasn't responded from when I initially invited Officially uninvited Well missy came on pointe del boy as soon as that yeah, everything's not doing your show from so you didn't need to uninvite him It's already a dumb deal, but okay. We'll make it official for you. Do you see how much he's squirming here? Oh, and it's interesting peddling. It's interesting the clay is the one interrogating him John's is sitting back and watching and winning to your point What are the chances that both these guys turn on job? 100%
Starting point is 01:52:33 Jockeying for position right yeah like you're doing to work. No. I'm doing it work I'll quote Star Wars the Sith can only have one apprentice. Yes Is that what they said Star Wars? Isn't it? I don't know the set they only have one apprentice I don't know John is stupid. Is he falling for Rob's? excuses here, well, let's find out because Rob is gonna admit that having Vince the lawyer on his show. Maybe wasn't the best idea You know, he's trolling you though, right? That's who Vince is just a troll. Everything he says to you is a troll dude. Who? Vince.
Starting point is 01:53:08 Oh Vince. Yeah well I mean yeah whatever. I mean it was again I was out drinking. I came on drinking on the show. I wasn't making the best decisions last night. But even so maybe bringing on Vince was not a great idea especially without you, you know, talking to my friend because, you know, I know you're trying to grow the channel and get monetized and she had to see this happens. What's John? Is John out the door? When you get monetized, you're going to come in with some form bomb or some shit. Blaming on the alcohol. That's a ridiculous. I was making bad decisions. I was out drinking and then like they say, no, I invite Vince out the show and he comes up. You didn't fuck Trisha Paytas. You don't need to give us the I was making bad decisions. I was out drinking and then I say I know you didn't fight bits on the show
Starting point is 01:53:45 He comes up. You didn't fuck Trisha Paytas. You don't need to die. I was drunk excuse Yeah, you just had Vince on which Vince is an interesting guest to have on he's Actively suing stuttering John for 12.5 million dollars watching John's head. There's making me wonder what's going on Well between those ears he's gonna weigh in a little bit But first I want to jump to Rob's show from the night before with Vince the lawyer on. I just want to say
Starting point is 01:54:10 there's one excuse that John could relate to, I think. That's why Rob is. Oh, Rob is laying that on thick. Very smart because that's John's excuse for the things he said to Kate Meade. I'm fifteen beers in. Exactly. You know, what are you
Starting point is 01:54:21 going to do? I had an edible. That's what Rob said he had an edible too. Oh. I mean, it's just, you know, it you gonna do? I had an edible. That's what Rob should have a notable too. Oh I mean, it's just You know it's it's It is what it is. I'm not taking sides on here. I just wish you guys would patch things up. That's not taking sides All right. Well, that's gonna get you with John. I'm right Yeah, he's a lot people to be neutral on him. I know that for sure. Wow.
Starting point is 01:54:47 I bet you John didn't see that. Eventually, Rob, we will. People think it's a big work, but- Oh, John didn't see any of this. Of course, John's never prepared. He wanted to have Rob on to interrogate him, but he never actually watched the shit. Things up, that's all.
Starting point is 01:55:01 I think eventually, Rob, we will. People think it's a big work, but I didn't realize what he had posted about my biz. I don't wanna keep publicizing what he did, but let's just say that we gave him an opportunity to resolve it before we found out what he did in terms of transferring the house to his mom. And now you'll see, I guess tomorrow,
Starting point is 01:55:22 that there'll be someone else added to the lawsuit, unfortunately. And again, John- So he's talking about adding John's mom, Osa, to the lawsuit, and Rob is reading his phone. This is an important element to the story if you're gonna have Vince on to talk about this. Watch Rob not pay any attention.
Starting point is 01:55:40 John had it out. The attorneys called him when he asked for us to call him. They did. And his offer was basically, I want to see all your insurance documents, things like that, which was nonsensical. So when John ever thinks about what he did, he knows he had an opportunity. I didn't want to go this route. I gave him the opportunity to make a bona fide offer and I give him the time to get them paid, but he never did, unfortunately. Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah.
Starting point is 01:56:08 So, yeah. Whoops. I bet you when Jod got out of the- Oh, he just stopped talking. I guess it's my turn to talk now. When Jod got out of the phone with the lawyers, he made about as much sense as a sovereign citizen getting pulled over by a cop.
Starting point is 01:56:18 Yeah, I was traveling and I need to see your insurance officer. According to the Constitution, you're not allowed to sue me when I'm in Florida. I can transfer my home to whoever I please. I do have to say, if someone was suing me for $12.5 million and you had them on your show, I'd be kind of bummed out about that. Like, really, Vinny?
Starting point is 01:56:39 You're going to talk to this guy who's suing me for $12.5 million? That's kind of nuts. Oh, yeah. I like the cut of his jib. But you got to appreciate what Rob's saying here, because he wants to know, what's it going to take for Vince to drop the lawsuit? Well, shit, bang.
Starting point is 01:56:55 What will it take to get you to drop the lawsuit from John Melendez? Because I don't think you should be suing John. I never wanted to. I mean, I can't explain what he did behind. There's something else that is going on. I don't know you should be suing John. I never wanted to. I mean, I can't explain like what he did behind this. Something else that is going on. I don't know if he told you or not, but that's yeah. So like he did something serious, which I had to retain a law of my own attorneys for
Starting point is 01:57:15 this bullshit. So it would take probably at a minimal. I just like it's not related, but probably how much I had to spend for them. But what he did, Rob, is very serious. I don't wanna publicize it here, exactly what he did, but I just can't do that in New York in terms of business, so. That's odd that Vince is saying,
Starting point is 01:57:39 we could probably settle if he'll pay my attorney fees for the attorney that I had to get. And what he did was very serious So which is it because if anything was really serious You'd think you'd want to go through with this lawsuit or not just recoup your costs or is that punishment enough to John? He's trying to humiliate John which it's working. We all see how poor he is. Good job. Yeah I mean point made for sure, but I thought that was interesting It is interesting it but it's hard to believe anything that he says.
Starting point is 01:58:08 And he knows that Rob is currently in John's court. Right. Does he though? He wouldn't be on the show if he thought that, you know. He at least knows that he has to play that part. Yes. Okay. Right. Fair enough. I could take any jokes. I, I, my kids. I talk about wife whatever it may be I never say anything about it because I like John in the end. I know who he is and like
Starting point is 01:58:33 John's a John's a good guy. I don't know what happened, but everybody's like saying now you're turning on John now talking to Vince the lawyer But I'm saying I just want to be fine with it John John the one thing about John is he's very understanding like If you go and say look Vince I like Vince and him and I got our own thing, but John I still like you He'll be fine with that completely all right. That's Vince doing a stick right there I that's my favorite thing that guy does just say something complete bullshit with just a complete straight face. God bless you Oh, just tell John. It's a misunderstanding. He'll be fine with he doesn't he doesn't mind if your friends with Anthony Koumea and Vince Oh, no, actually it wasn't fine with it at all It turns out but he goes at the end he goes and just give him a compliment
Starting point is 01:59:14 It'll all be fine and Vince is trying to get Rob to spill some information So Vince is going I'm sure you have like private phone calls with Johnny probably told you like what's going on behind the scenes Notice that and Rob's go no no we don't really talk about that kind of stuff which I'm not you have like private phone calls with Johnny probably told you like what's going on behind the scenes notice that and Rob's go No, no, we don't really talk about that kind of stuff, which I'm not surprised John wouldn't give Rob too much information I think he's still feeling him out a little bit. Yeah, he'll give him other information though, right? But not the real stuff, but it was funny cuz after this Vince goes Yeah, when I was friendly with John the worst part was the private phone calls I'd get read up to run through his daily grievances
Starting point is 01:59:54 Everybody says that's the worst part of being friends with John is so difficult. It's too much work for everyone So everyone bows out. I'm just to go ahead and say I'm enjoying the show that Vince is putting on. All right Well, let's see. I guess John was trying to tell Vince's attorneys have made up shit. And I'll say this, that John is doing something separate from the lawsuit, which is weird, but he actually takes the character stuff and tried to tell attorneys that I was doing it. For example, when I said that my nine year old drove me down the Cape Coral instead of going to Disney World because they had the option one day and I showed a picture, a Photoshop picture of me holding a chorus can in front of John's house. John legitimately told people that I tried to break
Starting point is 02:00:35 into his house. Okay and I think he went to the cops and told them that too. It's not going to do with that as well. Oh wow. Rob is so checked out on all of this You don't need to be an expert interviewer Vince will just go But if he was actually trying to interview someone who you do need to bring along with you on that journey He is not there for it at all. Oh Wow, I get it's on his show, right? That's what I mean. This is supposed to be an interview I mean, this is interesting. I didn't know about this Photoshop
Starting point is 02:01:06 and the fact that John's actually calling the police. Yeah. No, that was insanity. That was the whole thing is that John, the reason why, the whole reason why all of this started is because John put in a formal complaint to the ethics board. Right.
Starting point is 02:01:20 So he's trying to get Vince, the lawyer, disbarred in the state of New York from practicing law dick fucking move Horrible move and the evidence that he showed was that he claims Vince broke into his house He said he said this like it's just fact. He's just like yeah, he broke into my house You know and Vince Photoshopped a photo in front of his house. He's never been said. He's never been to Cape Coral his life He has no interest in going to Cape Coral in his life.
Starting point is 02:01:45 He has no interest in going to Cape Coral. I'm sure that's true based on the information he likes to put out there about Cape Coral. And so John's using that to try to get his livelihood taken away. And so Vince is going, John, that's fucked up. You can't do that.
Starting point is 02:01:58 That's not how normal people behave. And Vince says something here that I've never, I don't think I've heard him say this before. He always says the opposite. Yeah, I mean, some point. Yes, the answer is yes, and maybe someone like you could Commediate between the two but he's not Getting away with just like a nothing thing He's got to figure out what he's doing what he did wrong in that situation And that's the one thing with John
Starting point is 02:02:25 and his personality disorder that most likely won't happen. What probably is going to happen is he's got to learn the hard way. And I don't want to do, I never wanted to do any of this. He had an opportunity to stop it. He knows he did and he knows what he did. So I don't want to get into that. I don't even want to bash John.
Starting point is 02:02:42 I like John and I like you. I don't want to get into that. I don't even want to bash John. I like John and I like you. I don't want to get into interfering your relationship with him. Well, I mean, it's just like, you know, John is just like, you know, I do a show. I consider him somewhat of a friend of mine. And I always enjoy going on there. I'm not trying to battle or whatever, but.
Starting point is 02:03:05 Rob. Honestly, that was the first time I believed Vince. Yes. He's very sincere there and you know what man? Sometimes the kids got to get spanked. Well, he literally said because of John's personality Not with your weird onion port because of John's personality disorder that stopped him from doing what he should have done with the intelligent thing to do. And Vince went on John's show for all of those months. He'd be like, now John, if you are a narcissist, which you're not, but if you were a narcissist, you would do this, this, this, pretty much saying you are a narcissist, but always saying
Starting point is 02:03:43 the opposite here. He's just coming out and finally just saying it. Like John has a personality disorder and that's why he's so stupid. He can't get out of his own way. It's really fucking himself in all of this. So John finally weighs in. Let's go back now to John show with Rob Saul and Clay Davler. Well, so what happened then clay?
Starting point is 02:04:01 I said, look, I'm not going to trash you. But I do think, cause he was defending me as a four one, one man who punked out truly a guard. Thanks for the fiber says, Rob sold the fed and you from start to finish. He's a great friend to Duke. Now clay, now you saw Rob on the show. I didn't see it and I haven't watched it. Oh, cause I, I, I, I did. And it was actually helpful to me, considering some of the things that were said, Oh, he was watching it for some legal reasons apparently.
Starting point is 02:04:31 But I, I watched it and Rob was very nice to me and he was not at all. Yeah. So like I said, I won't make, I won't make in any rest judgments or, you know, slagging Rob off or anything. I don't mind Robin the shopping. It's all right Yeah, I mean it's someone it's always good to have someone new in the show What just happened here Clint Denver comes out tattle-tally going? Oh, I don't know about this rap soul guys in with Anthony's it was Vince the warrior I think he's probably turning on you John and John goes no actually watching
Starting point is 02:05:02 He was actually really complimentary to me and clear never goes. Yeah, I'm sure he's fine. I, we turn it on you, John. And John goes, no, I actually watched it. He was actually really complimentary to me and clean ever goes, yeah, no, I'm sure he's fine. I didn't think anything either. Funny how that works. But John is suspicious right now of this guy as he should be. Don't don't get all defensive but you have to understand that when you have a guy that's suing me on and then and then you want to have Pocky on, it does look like you've been a work. Well, Pocky's been on a lot before and we don't agree about everything, John. And so it does seem like a work. And I think that John's gonna be very cautious around Rob Saul and vice versa. Right. yes, and for good reason. This is a fun
Starting point is 02:05:46 little part that I had a clip because even Clay has to yell at Rob Saul for staring at his phone, getting distracted. Along with everybody else and then of course, you know, and then... Your phone on airplane mode, fuck you now you're under Duke show. Come on airplane mode. I don't know what happens if someone calls you from an iPhone. It still goes through. But anyway, please just like dude, stop getting distracted by your phone. What are you doing?
Starting point is 02:06:16 Yeah, be distracted by me, right? Be distracted by what I'm saying. The NASA's love spewing over here. One more clip. And this is John explaining how important it is to be his friend and why it's such a great thing and why you shouldn't cross the duke. And then, well, here's one thing that I'll tell you,
Starting point is 02:06:30 and Clay, I think, will attest to this. I am a loyal guy, Rob, and I will do your show, and I, just as Quad learned, and he said it on the show so many times, I made his numbers so high that three times I did a show he said was the highest numbers he's ever had. And that's just a fact. Jack. It is. I think what Clay's saying is know that I'm helping you.
Starting point is 02:07:00 John is a kingmaker according to him. Isn't that exactly what Jojo Siwa said earlier about this? Hey, you're very right about that. Yes, he gets the numbers. He's helping all these people Meanwhile, it's all people just hate watching it grabs numbers are going up because they hate him on John show And what does this guy show all about? So numbers aren't always a good thing as we've seen with Corey Feldman and the number of views that he's getting on the internet Not necessarily a positive thing, but he I've been keeping you longer than I wanted to but you have to catch an alien with us As we've seen with Corey Feldman and the number of views that he's getting on the internet. Not necessarily a positive thing.
Starting point is 02:07:26 Vinny, I've been keeping you longer than I wanted to, but you have to catch an alien with us. All right. Will you please? Sure. All right. Cardiff put together a fun game for us, as he always does. We appreciate that.
Starting point is 02:07:39 Play along at home. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch an alien. Are you ready to play to catch an alien? Missy B? Nope. Vinny, I guess she's in the chat. Oh good. Hi Carter brought to you by w ATP live.com. The best place to get tickets for dabble con 2 August 16th and 17th in sunny Rochester, New York get your tickets now at w ATP live.com Be there or you'll miss it. I think he should I think that his running mate should be Back the fake. Yeah, so how do you say it? I was for bake like cake Okay, the first time I had him in I fucked it up the second time. He's like it's cake like cake
Starting point is 02:08:27 He would that's what I thought too. You know what you don't think so now. I listen I was dead The second time when he was in here, I was like this guy's got it like it You know right now is not his time doesn't have enough experience choice Business guy now you're gonna go into politics like buddy You don't know when you walk in that door like, you know, you know the policies, you know what to do But when you walk in there, you don't honor fucking Stan like you need some time around somebody first So I had thought the vague I did but then Sam Sam arms who works with the Santas
Starting point is 02:09:00 He was talking and he was like I thought the vague maybe before but there's a lot of talk about him being assassinated So now he is Trump okay, like a lot more talk. Okay. So now the VP pick is kind of with the voters. I Didn't even think about that. I thought then how are they gonna kill him? But if you look the voters are talking about like him getting killed. So the talking with Trump and his people is who could we pick that voters would be like, okay, if he does get killed, this person's going to fulfill the same who's strong and going to fulfill the same strength that Trump would.
Starting point is 02:09:43 And a lot are saying. What did Tommy say next? So that's interesting. So that's my buddy Matthew Cox. I did his show, we were down in Tampa. And so this is three months ago. And here you have Tommy T talking about, well, the voters think that Trump's gonna get assassinated.
Starting point is 02:09:57 I don't remember that conversation at all. I think everyone was pretty surprised when a guy tried to shoot him in the head. Was that during the primaries they were voting for that? Or? Yeah, right, I know. I didn't realize that was one of things like well You better get a good VP cuz you're probably gonna get killed in the next few months Hey, look who's joining us we have
Starting point is 02:10:14 Mary Beth Rosie. Oh, yeah, just in time. Yeah get in here to catch an alien with us Mary Beth, how's it going? Hello? Oh, I was just trying to get everything set up. Yeah, I know. I pulled you in here because now's the time we need you to catch an alien. Hi, Marybeth. Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay. So a lot of people are saying for the VP pick for
Starting point is 02:10:40 Trump is three months ago. Let's see what the choices are. Here are your choices number one Mitch McDonald He Hucklebee Next Tom Cruz For McCartney and lastly Matt Romney to catch an alien.
Starting point is 02:11:11 Alright, so I'm gonna go with next Tom Cruise, trying to say Ted Cruz and fucking it up. What do you think Vinny? I'm gonna say that the one that seems like the most innocuous that he would just fuck up is McCarthy. I'm gonna go with four. McCartney, yeah, very hard very possible. Very bad. What do you think? I want to go with Hucklebee Hucklebee's ridiculous It's funny. I went one Mitch McDonald Mitch McDonald. All right, here we go And gonna fulfill the same strength that Trump would and a lot are saying Hucklebee
Starting point is 02:11:51 Who had Hucklebee Beth congratulations very but I forget immediately And I think the back I loved him yeah, I know I loved himbee. I think Vivek. I loved him. Yeah, I know I loved him too. I think he's great. I just don't think I'll pick him. No, he may not, but... I would. If I was him, I'd get that. He's hungry.
Starting point is 02:12:14 Listen, are you kidding me? I got the brown vote. He's a brown guy. Like, he's perfect. What are you talking about? It's either that or a woman. I think it's going to be Hucklebee. I hope Vivek though, woman. I know I think it's gonna be that I think it's gonna be Hucklebee I I hope of a film. I really like him. I talked to his buddy his publicist Zach I really like him, and he is sharp as fuck you're not fucking with him You know he's a good dude. I saw one of your YouTube's and I still don't understand it today this Scientology you got a guy in about science. What exactly
Starting point is 02:12:46 is the Scientology and like, why does a guy like Tom Cruise go to that? And these actors like why? What a segue. Wow. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the Simpsons like Prophecy powers enough to catch an alien See you at double con Galaga Sit Eugene sit good dog Very good Carter. Thank you for that game. We'll see you at devil con 2 August 16th 17th
Starting point is 02:13:22 We're also gonna see Mary Beth Rosie at Devil con along with Brian Johnson. I have you two actually giving out one of the dabby awards. You're going to come up and present. Yes, you're going to be official presenters for the dabbies. I have a whole bag of cardiffs that I'm going to be making into necklaces and key chains. So sweet. Hopefully I can get that done. Excellent. I got one of those in Vegas. That'll be great. These will be better. These will be better. Okay. Good. Good. I'm excited about that. Guys, what have we done today? We've done it all, I would tell you. Jojo Siwa now. The new podcast from Jojo Siwa
Starting point is 02:14:03 where she lists her top three Top four that I've got five things on stuff things You wouldn't even normally list headbutts a new steeltoast stinger from the WDUM prank call podcast Missy B and Carter from talk studios were here to break down Missy B and Carter from Talk Studios were here to break down Corey Feldman I remember the fuck's going out of that guy's dumb brain that keeps him moving puke water
Starting point is 02:14:31 Patty broken skull Patty sea cups. It's got a real problem with me. I'm the only giving him two bucks a month He's not not having it Stuttering John's got a real boom into the feds. I know while I did that too. I forgot I did definitely rat Stuttering John, of course the comedy duo with him and Rob saw I hope it lasts cuz it's so good. It's so dynamic I just I never wanted to add Mary Beth caught an alien. So what that means that for everyone's favorite part of the show The midweek show will be the last show before DabbleCon 2. Annie, the review girl, is gonna be here with us. So we're gonna do something special. It's gonna be, we're gonna be ramping up for DabbleCon 2. We're gonna have a big show on Wednesday. Get everyone pumped up for the live shows. And if you can't be in Rochester, shame on you. But you can go to dabblecon.live
Starting point is 02:15:33 and stream the entire show there. All right. I'm going to hit some Net News and then Mary Beth, you have some reviews for us? Yeah, I just pulled them up. Excellent. So we'll get some new reviews. We'll listen to some voicemails all coming up after this. Internet news with Lucy Ty Fox. From Patreon, SleepNear kicks us off with commentary regarding Pioneers and Trailblazers. Carl, did you pick this entire show because
Starting point is 02:15:58 of the bloody ass stinger? If so, bravo. Principled uncertainty warns. The main roast is definitely a post-meal kind of affair. Jessica is concerned. Does Tookie have an eating disorder? He looks a little gray. Deluxe notes, Carl has become a total fudge lord.
Starting point is 02:16:14 Satan boasts, Carl is my Rochester niggas. From YouTube, JRRD claims, Frenchie is a fucking gold mine. David Serra points out, without the mic working, it's sorta tolerable. Joe Barracuda, more of Frenchie is a fucking gold mine. David Serra points out, without the mic working, it's sorta tolerable. Joe Barracuda, more of Frenchie. That's such insane babble, I love it. John Ivoff, Carl, my nitpicka. Chip2854, John wasn't attractive in his prime. Now he's piled 30 years of booze,
Starting point is 02:16:43 bad diet, and bitterness on top. There is nothing hot about John. Casigio pines. Never heard of Adam before the SJ appearance, but he rules. He trolled John in the exact way you should. Not let on to him what you're doing and most importantly not give him one penny. Sea trolls. Adam did what you wished you could for free. And better than any of you. Carlos Roman speaks volumes with, S.J. is under the impression that yelling and acting angry negates the fact that he's 5'6", short-armed, with a sloppy, soft body who no one is afraid of. The ultimate keyboard
Starting point is 02:17:21 warrior. Patrick B. I never thought I'd see Warren from Buffy talk about Stut Joe Cal five five nine three Adam Bush is my newest favorite addition to the dabble verse Loved him on Buffy the vampire slayer and he did such a great job on Stut Joe's dumbass show never seen someone be so kind Yet so brutal at the same time Kyle Scanlan with the Genuine. Glad to hear Mr. Hamburger is recovering nicely. Landrew Concurrs. Very good news to hear about your dad, Kevin. Anton Slavik quotes Shit Show. Is the hookah a vampire?
Starting point is 02:17:54 You look terrible. LOL, someone give that chatter a medal. Crash Awesome gushes. John doing the promo for DabbleCon is pretty much perfect. Bravo, John. Count of three, everybody OD. Musically, he is offensively untalented. How can you not even come close to enunciating the Jaws theme? And regarding Patrick Michael, Joe Tripp suggests he should clip a baseball card
Starting point is 02:18:16 to his spokes. Makes your bike sound like a motorcycle. But Yo T Whirl urges, nobody tell him about the playing card modification. He'll lose his fucking mind. Hogarth's story checks out. I got drunk like 6 months ago and argued with him in his chat until he was asking me to fight. And Joe's 1429 plays us out with a warning. Couple of geese stole my bike last week Carl.
Starting point is 02:18:41 Don't underestimate them. Yeah, certain neighborhoods you're gonna have to watch those geese closely. You never know what they're going to do. Mary Beth, you got some new reviews to read. Guys, we encourage you, give us a review wherever you review podcasts. Give us five stars and then say ridiculous shit in the actual review. One of our lovely review girls like Marybeth will read them for us elite ism in podcasts a
Starting point is 02:19:09 Bunch of pretentious podcasters critique and tear down other podcasts for content audio quality is pretty bad, too But sounds like a one star do we do we hear that from Annie? Oh? Probably these are from the first so I'm not sure all right Is that a one star'm not sure all right Yes, all right we heard it twice Now it's a two-star Perfect Okay, I don't know if he's read this but hacks oh I don't think so
Starting point is 02:19:40 Okay, make a podcast about podcasts for the most part donk on all of them without a sense of comedic ability or Sensibility this podcast is a snake eating its tail while it muffles. It's ironic more accurate accurately It's a man filleting himself in his house of mirrors Hey, that sounds pretty accurate. Actually is that a five-star? And I think a snake is a tail actually, yeah, oh interesting Any other reviews out there Marybeth No, all right. Well, I don't like what the reviewers are saying. Maybe I like what the voicemailers have to say That's never gone the wrong way for you
Starting point is 02:20:25 Carl how dare you have different musical opinions than me? No effects really dude no effects Are you fucking kidding me? But on the other side of that No sarcastic because it wasn't clearly sarcastic because it wasn't clearly sarcastic. What's your favorite Black Flag album without Henry Rollins on it? I'll wait. Okay. I guess he likes Henry Rollins.
Starting point is 02:20:55 I was just waiting for a little hotcake from Chris when he said, oh, I'll talk about Black Flag but without Henry Rollins. He was basically the longest-running singer I'll see him now. It's not as fun. Like he is just doing an impression of Henry Rollins Go ahead. Was he waiting for you to respond? I guess I guess I was supposed to respond to like we're having a conversation. Hello?
Starting point is 02:21:31 Hello? So was the end of it. Nobody has a favorite Black Flag album, but I like the songs Wasted and I Don't Care and Jealous Again. I know back Black Flag from Skatevideos. Hi there, Carl. My name is Rod. I'm a male model out of San Francisco.
Starting point is 02:21:48 And I just had the weirdest thing happen to me. So I've been putting my pictures and portfolio up online, trying to get work recently. And a photographer got a hold of me. He said he was moving to San Francisco from Texas
Starting point is 02:22:03 and that he specialized in taking pictures of people in calabashinis. I know, yeah. So he told me that he was really interested in being in town the next day. So I went out and I bought a really cute calabash song and I gave him my address and I was waiting around and all of a sudden he texts me and says he's Fuck god damn it fuck this message Delete. Oh, no, he fumbled on the one. Oh
Starting point is 02:22:36 No, I can't he come back again. Okay, good Okay, if you could have down the punch line to that last one was going to be he rode up on the back of a bicycle If you could have down the punchline to that last one was going to be he rode up on the back of a bicycle blasting WATV. My stupid fucking mouth just couldn't vomit the words out. Got it? Bye. That was actually funnier. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:22:55 I have to say. I like that. Speaking of the cow photographer. Carl, it's the cow photographer. You are never going to believe this. What? I told you I'm moving west. You said San Francisco.
Starting point is 02:23:04 I don't know if that's a joke, but I'm not going to San Francisco. I'm going to Portland. Okay. But I saw that bicycle guy in fucking Salt Lake City. What? That is incredible. Very just blaring WATP. It was fucking wild. So yeah, go fuck yourself, buddy. I almost just crashed. That's why that pause was there so all good I'm gonna continue driving unsafe fuck you. Okay. Bye. I hope I see that guy in my next stop and Boise Okay, bye this guy's like Forrest Gump when he was running He's riding his bike all over the land blasting w ATP and God bless him for it. She put him on the payroll. I think blessing WATP. Thank God bless him for it. I should put him on the payroll I think. Carl, Vlux, gotta thank everyone up there again once again listening to WATP has
Starting point is 02:23:52 improved my life. I'm gonna go back to college. I saw John's grades I thought I could have done better in college. Let me find something I'm interested in, apply to a college, see if I get in. It all happened in September. I'm going to start up. I'm going to the world renowned Institute for Ray DeVito studies to study under Professor Shackler. And I'm going to track down serial killers.
Starting point is 02:24:20 It's going to be awesome. So going back to school. Excellent. That's a great school. He's going to track down serial killers. It's gonna be awesome. So going back to school. Excellent. That's a great school. He's gonna track down serial killers. If you're interested in serial killers, you should check out my show that I host with Vinnie Paulino called The Creep Off. It's pretty good. People seem to like it. People seem to like it. Mondays at 1pm, we do it live on YouTube on this channel or on the Creep Off channel. And of course course it is a podcast you can listen to
Starting point is 02:24:45 Subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts I'm gonna give you a quick little note that I've been getting from a lot of people from our episode our bonus episode We dropped. Oh, I want to talk about that. I meant to earlier go ahead. We Inducted Maddox into the creep off Hall of Fame He's now in there with Vince McMahon and Chris Chan and a pamper chew So that's good for crystal. He isn't there as well. It's a great Hall of Fame. It really is something to see. We're going to sell tickets one of these days. But people are clamoring. They liked it so much. They want a part two.
Starting point is 02:25:13 Really? They want a part fucking two. They said there was a lot you missed. Oh, there certainly was. I was trying to summarize all of the Maddox lore in an hour episode, but we had Tab on there too. and I thought it was a great time. That was a lot of fun. For people who don't know about the Maddox, Dick Maddison saga and the wool suit, I thought it was great for those people.
Starting point is 02:25:33 But even people who know about it, it's always fun to revisit that stuff. Certainly is. And I didn't know 95% of it, so it was really interesting for me as well. So on our Creep Off, we do a bonus show every single week and we do different style shows One of them is the Hall of Fame induction Podcast and we did get Maddox in there and went through all of the lore and the hot gas
Starting point is 02:25:55 There's a lot of it. It's a lot of hot gas about that guy kind of sucks spoiler Yeah, he's not great. But first Fridays with the creep out bonuses Yeah, he's not great. But first Fridays with the Creeper bonuses really tipped. That's when producer Chris joins us. And we watch Hulk Hogan in his show Thunder in Paradise. Although we recently watched Walker, Texas Ranger with Chuck Norris. And Hogan was pretty starring role in that.
Starting point is 02:26:24 He certainly did. His name was boomer Nash. Yes, and he ran a I guess a The Hulk was playing basketball with them it was great good stuff B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- Is that a parody of? Please I need to know it's not a parody. No, it's not original. Yeah, that's an original. It's a good one to Banger someone was really inspired to write that. Yes. I wonder what inspired them Nate from Flint Colin in Carl Nate from Flint, Michigan Wanted to let you know I've never had a giant hemorrhoid pop and I've never had a pegging incident go wrong which means I'm also never had a wait for it this is the part where you shoehorn in
Starting point is 02:27:32 that bloody ass song shit Carl I fucked this up I'll call back no you're fine we got it everyone wants to hear more of the bloody-ass song. Who can blame them? The feel-good hit of the summer. It really is. It really is the soundtrack to my summer of 2024. Who wants to go to a pool party with me? You're not allowed in the water.
Starting point is 02:28:03 Hey Carl, how you doing? This is attorney Steven Jberstein out of the White Equipment of New York. I have for you here, I can't get an forwarding address for the gentleman John Melendez, but he has a check from BMI for about $12.5 million. It looks like I am small, I feel small something yeah, and then also fatty patty majority 12 and a half million dollars it seems like a good beating number all right give me a call back call you fucking Okay, I just had an idea The craziest way things turn in the Dabble verse, because you never know what's gonna happen,
Starting point is 02:28:46 that's why we're all fascinated by it. Things keep happening and no one can predict it. What if DJ Dabbles or one of these content creators puts a song together using John, so John gets a co-songwriting credit, and it actually does become a huge hit song, and John starts raking in millions of dollars He comes to Dabble guy. We give him one of those giant checks on
Starting point is 02:29:10 What a job became a millionaire from the devil verse and lords it over all of us. Oh, yeah As we read his garden of his mansion and he whips us. Oh, yeah That's what he did with his money Yeah, it's like the end of back to the future the first one. We're like a Biff. I said two coats of wax It's just you and me out there working on John's car. Sorry, mr. Bledis. Sorry I'm a wonder hey, don't let your teeth scratch the paint Be a lot of fun for us. Yeah, you have to make a hurtful teeth joke in there, but I did know I felt like it was necessary Guys, what's the rule with the voicemails? You know?
Starting point is 02:29:51 45 seconds or shut the fuck up. That's correct Just want to say I'm gonna try and keep this under 45 seconds. Okay good It's pretty difficult, you know 45 seconds so all you get for this But I'll do my best. We're trying this now 45 seconds we're trying to keep it under it. I Don't know if I'm gonna make it Alright, let me say what I gotta say
Starting point is 02:30:18 Call your account 45 seconds. I'm still under it. All right, very good That is the only rule that we have for voice balance. You nailed it. Congratulations. Gary, call it in. Hey, Carl. Do you remember stuttering John's most recent agent, the last one he had, Dante?
Starting point is 02:30:37 Yes. And what Dante had a parting words for John when he got rid of him. He said, you're unbookable. I can't book you anywhere. I'm just wondering, is that still sand? Now that John's moved to Florida, you think he's bookable anywhere? I was scratching my head and I'm thinking, well, maybe at a county prison, a penitentiary, an assisted living home. There's a few suggestions. I can't think of much else though.
Starting point is 02:31:07 You guys have any ideas? Anyway, that's about it here from San Diego. John, quit your goddamn lip-smacking! Rock and rolla. You don't have a Bookum Lou on the soundboard over there? I don't. A nursing home is on the soundboard over there. Don't nursing homes only plays every other thing Yeah, I know a nursing homes only place. I can remember him from Jay Leno. You got the stink lines and everything For the appropriate we were talking about John. I
Starting point is 02:31:37 like most of your listeners Love it when band practice guy calls in and leaves a voicemail because he's one of the originals. You know, we've had some people drop off. I haven't heard from crippled Jesus in a very long time, for instance. It's off the internet. Don't even know if he's still alive. Yes. But I don't actually want to know what band practice guy looks like.
Starting point is 02:31:58 Because in my mind, he is just sack from the bear. That's what I have in my mind. And it's never going gonna change unless I see him So I don't want to see him. That's why I can't make it to Rochester. All right. Love you Be prepared for disappointment, yeah, there is a video because he did win a date with Lucy Oh, yeah, so I believe Vinnie produced a video for us when we were down in Largo if you want to call your water Whatever it was That you can watch
Starting point is 02:32:28 Carl you're fairly intelligent little me this batman if christianity isn't true Why the global elite who want to establish a one world corporate communist government under the china model, right? And also just happen to want to reduce the world's population by at least 80 percent Why are there Satanists? Satanism is an inversion of Christianity. It's true. And what's the first tenant of Satanism? Out for self. Good gear. All right, I'm convinced Christianity is all real. You got me. Yeah, pretty good argument right there. Can't even argue with them. Do is that well, we got you something lady K. Should have seen my therapist face. When I told her the squeegee bit. We laugh our asses off. Yeah, that's the thing we were talking about point devil point
Starting point is 02:33:18 yesterday. And I think Uncle Rico was getting into it last night. John was talking all about his therapist Can you believe this guy surely makes a living just goofing on me really how much does he make John that was his therapist Follow-up question how much money does he make well not as much as he used to not very much They fake a lot of the super check. This is absurd. He's not seeing a therapist. There's no fucking way at all Oh, he is it's a Walmart therapist, and they're probably regretting They don't charge more it might be better help It made me probably calling to get a sponsorship. They're like sir you sound like you need to talk to someone actually We have 30 minutes for your appointment my green screen isn't working hold on
Starting point is 02:34:02 Great it would be that's funny Mary Beth Obviously people can see more of you if they wanna go on OnlyFans.com. Mm hmm. Slash Mary Beth Rosie. That's M-A-R-I-B-E-T-H-R-O-S-I-E. Yes, go check that out and if you want a little tease of it, we have some photos up on our Patreon that you can see and then you can see What you're not seeing when you see what you see on the patreon that doesn't show you all the stuff that you will see When you see what you see on the only fans see that's correct. Did I read that copy correctly that you said over?
Starting point is 02:34:42 How's that stupid fucking? Who you talking to over here? All that it's applicable Very about the view I've been having fun with that. How's that going? Yeah? I actually did a shoot with a friend Okay, so we're still working on that. I like the way you said a friend that sounds Hot what's his name? Her name is MJ. What? And I'm in. Wow. But yeah, so we were working on that and that'll be pretty good. Well, looking forward to hanging out with you and Bri later
Starting point is 02:35:17 this week. Yeah. Are you getting in on Thursday? I think Friday. Okay. Well, then I guess we'll see you at the show Very good. Thank you Marybeth. Thanks for hopping out with us today Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. That was a great episode. That was really great man. That was a good episode I was a good episode. I enjoyed that. This is it It's over. Okay. Goodbye Goodbye, hey, but goodbye Listen shut up for a second

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