Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep545 - DabbleCon 2 Live

Episode Date: August 18, 2024

We're live at DabbleCon 2 with a jam-packed episode featuring Stuttering John, Rob Saul, Dr. Steve, Opie, The Biggest Problem in the Universe, and footage of John outside of Patrick Melton's house (allegedly). Producer Chris and I are joined by Anthony Cumia, Jenny Jingles, Missy B, Trucker Andy, Lucy Tightbox, Patrick Melton, Rocco Burro, Bryan Johnson, and Maribeth Rosie. Thanks to everyone who made the trip to Rochester to see the show live. Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop You can still stream DabbleCon 2 anywhere in the world – https://dabblecon.live/ Tickets for the Magic Bag in Detroit on October 25th – https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm the one who should apologize. Is it gonna be absolutely riveting? Is it gonna change your life by any stretch? Probably not, but it's gonna be at least entertaining, okay? By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. I've been dying to say that.

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We're up to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts, the only show that porn-bombed Kevin Hello, welcome to Custer Hoos. We're doing another episode of Who Are These podcasts, the only show that porn-bombed Kevin Brennan. I'm your host, Carl, with me today, all the way from the segregated South, from Satcher.TV, it's Anthony Kubia. Thank you. Also with us today, all the way from the merch table, it's Jenny Jingles. And we got producer Chris.

Hello. Guys in the back, can we get some monitors? I can't really hear the videos we're playing or stuff that we're doing on the stage very well. Thank you very much. Very much appreciated. Today, we'll be reviewing Stunnering John, Rob Saul, OP Radio, and the biggest problem

of the universe, Sands Dick Masterson. Let's get right into it. Love it. We gotta get going. I'm leading generously because I got a bloody ass. What do you guys think? Is that the right stinger for John or should we go back to? Yeah. Thank you. I want to start off now, obviously John's quit the internet forever, but a couple of

days ago he did a show with Rob Saul and I have some really bad news for everybody who's here watching this right now They have a three-day weekend About me, it's all about me. It's it's amazing. It's it's a loser fest You have to be a certifiable loser to be that infatuated with me. Oh no. He insults himself. He is a gem. It's so depressing. What kind of an idiot would enjoy me? It's literally what he just said. Loser! So yes, apparently everyone who's here is a loser. You're gonna hear that term used quite a bit on this episode because apparently that's the only thing that Rob Saul knows to say because he just repeats everything that Sutterring John says. Which is always a lot of fun. His laugh dog, no pun. Uh.

Anthony, what's your take on Rob Saul? What do you think about that guy? What a useless fucking nothing this guy is. He professes, thank you, he professes to have a radio show and no radio. He can't fill time for two seconds while John is he just sits there getting another fucking blowjob from his schnauzer oh now John might have the worst comeback of all time to the super chat here and

as you guys know John loves reading insults from the Super Chat and responding to it. Mike DeMone, thanks for the five bucks. So because you got reinstated, you're OK with MJ. You know what Stockholm syndrome is? Your argument is so flawed, especially with how you react to haters. Well, you know, it's, uh,

uh, uh, Jay Phoenix, you even went to ceremonies you weren't welcome to. Let's pretend I didn't address that at all. Let's pretend we never read that one, guys. I want a mulligan on this one. Let's do a do-over on it. I love that it's Mike DeMone, too. That's a great, hey, John, where'd you get that shirt

out of the hamper? All right. Thought you could use some help with your podcast on such a hot day. It's widely known that John was not supposed to go to his son's graduation. And he got in a lot of trouble with the family for showing up there.

And you think, why can't he go to his own son's high school graduation? Well, he's going to explain the reason here. You even went to ceremonies you weren't welcomed at. He's referring to when I didn't bother answering him. It wasn't that anything to do with me. It had everything to do with,, it had everything to do with, put it this way, this guy, Cardiff,

they were all threatening they were gonna live stream from my youngest son's high school graduation. Oh, so there's a reason why, because he, you know, look, my kids don't want any part of this bullshit, you know what I mean? And, you know. All right. It's this bullshit. You know what I mean? And, yeah. All right. It's all Cardiff's fault.

I knew it. Can someone explain to me if John shows up, Cardiff's gonna live stream the event? Yeah. Cardiff lives in Minnesota. How the fuck's he gonna live stream this event? I don't understand how that even works, but John's always got an excuse.

They're like, listen, dad, I'd love to have you at my graduation, but there's that pes an excuse. They're like, listen, dad, I'd love to have you at my graduation, but there's that pesky potato that follows you everywhere you go. I just can't have him there. My friends will laugh at me. I just don't believe that they're following this as much as he is. No, they don't know anything about it. They don't even know about the potato.

So the youngest son is, is that the one with the vagina? I can't keep track. No, it's not. That's not the one. There's the son're the vagina. Clear this up for us. Oh, potato. Were you going to live stream from John Sun's graduation? Yes. Oh. Oh.

I may have threatened that. Yes, Carl. That's all it takes then. I'm going to go ahead and do that. I'm going to go ahead and do that. I'm going to go ahead and do that. I'm going to go ahead and do that. I'm going to go ahead and do that.

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Yes, Carl. That's how it takes that. Very good. Thanks, guys. Calm down, buddy. Relax. Everyone's having fun. You think with so many eyes he'd have seen that.

Oh! Oh, get it? Potatoes got eyes of something. Home run. Home run. All right. So, John was not a writer on the Howard Stern show. Is the FBI here?

Can I say that? Is that allowed? He was not a writer on the Howard Stern show. Wait, let me just sundone or whatever. Stern said to your face you're not a writer on Intern. Yeah, yeah, on the air. Off the air, it was a different story. Dumb fuck.

Now, John recently said, and I'm sorry, I don't have the clip, play the air. Off the air, it was a different story. Dumb fuck. Ooh. Ooh. Now, Jon recently said, and I'm sorry, I don't have the clip. Play the clip, I don't have the clip. Jon recently said that Howard Stern on the air was the real Howard Stern. Howard Stern off the air was not him. It was him pretending to be a person in the world.

But now he's using the opposite thing that no, no, no, he said that I wasn't a writer, that was just for the show. It wasn't a real thing that happened. And then this, he also says this. Yeah, thanks for the two dollars. Howard Stern called you the least funny person we ever met. Yeah, on the air.

On the air. On the air. On the glass. And he did not want me to leave. Wow, please. He really put up a fight for you to stay there, John. And he did not want me to leave. Wow, please. He really put up a fight for you to stay there, John. A two week notice?

Are you sure you don't want just a week? Maybe take a week off in between. By the way, whenever John shows up anywhere, people want him to leave. It's just the way John. Moments after that though, listen to this. Gilman, now this is so unprovable. I mean, okay, now I'm gonna prove this guy wrong. Thanks for the term. Sturm, praise, surely stand up, not goes.

Really? After my boxing match, I had a stand up show in Atlantic City at the Brigada. Well, no, I trumped Taj Mahal, sorry. Well, Howard got to see my standup. And on that Monday morning, Howard went on the air and said to Robin, Robin, I saw Stuttering John stand up. He was fucked, he was great.

John's act was very funny. It's not gonna happen. Fuck off, Gilman! Good day, sir! So, when Howard says what John wants to hear, that's when he's being truthful. Right. I guess that's how it works, because that was also on the air. He said that on the air he was doing a...

Yeah, yeah. Did Howard also get a good parking spot? Is that the real Howard or the fake Howard? Yeah, I'm having a hard time following along with the logic on this. It's not making a lot of sense. Normally I don't like to interrupt the show, Carl. Normally I don't like to interrupt the show, Carl. Normally I don't like to interrupt the show. But just last night, I have that episode of Howard Stern.

I'm going to be listening to it to find out what Howard actually said about John that day. So potato soup on next. Woo! The teaser. I can't even imagine a scenario where Howard's like, you know, I wanted to make fun of John, but it's set up to really good.

No, that would never happen. That would never happen. Never. It doesn't even make sense. All right, you ready for a commercial for keychains? By the way, I don't know if you guys realize this, we have so many keychains out there for sale. If anyone has just keys in their pocket, you can't keep track,

you want to put them on a chain or something, we can make that happen. Or you can give John $20. MountainWatch24, thanks for the fiber. Hey Deadbeat, now you live with your mommy. You are real suckers. Where are the keychains? Well here we go. Hey I'm telling them $20. Super Chat me at 20 and I'm mail you a signed keychain. I was holding them. I know. I'm good. Two seconds to see cushions for change.

Yuck. Another brilliant comeback from the comic right there. Just exasperated. I don't know if Melton's back there. I don't know if he's here right now. But Melton claimed there was only one keychain, and he taped the text on there He just showed five or six right there one keychain to rule them all

For 20 bucks. He'll sign one of those keychains and mail to you by the way. There's no fucking way He's gonna do that. He doesn't follow through with anything. No, he won't. He also he looks so exasperated with himself at that I like to see him sign it with his alcoholic DT's He's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like, he's just like someone asks him why did you go to NYU just become a phone screener which is a great question you really don't need a college education for that but what I want to key in on is Rob Saul he has such a way with words remember this guy was on the radio he knows how to broadcast NYU graduate just to be a phone screener well I was a writer I was a personality I became world famous I think for NYU graduate I did pretty damn well for myself. Take it away, Rob. I mean, you're responding to these people

that are obsessed with you, they watch shows about you, and when they're not watching shows about you, they're watching shows of you and here. So, I mean, you don't have to explain yourself. He was like he's afraid the microphone is gonna punch him He's very punchable in Rob's defense it is hard to broadcast while you're getting your balls licked by Fair here anyway John no teeth no teeth They're watching you they're They're enamored with you.

I know. Rob always looks embarrassed to talk to him. Yes. Yeah. He looks like he's ashamed of himself at all times. He should be. This is a weird flex from John. And I've said that probably 3,000 times in my life.

But this is a weird flex talking about working for Stephanie Miller. This is great. This is great. Sheet Shitterson, thanks for the two bucks. What did you do to Vanessa? Oh, I love Vanessa on Stephanie Miller Queen. Nothing. I asked her out on a date and Vanessa and I, this is interesting.

Thanks Sheet for reminding me of her name. She was this beautiful black American woman, stunning. Oh boy, here we go. And she had the same horrible experience that I did with Stephanie Miller and she had to quit just like I fucking couldn't stand. Look, I've worked for some horrible bosses, Howard Stern being one of them, but Stephanie Miller by fucking far was the craziest one I've ever worked for, ever.

Yeah? I did make out with her though. Oh. A couple of times. Oh. Oh. That's my least favorite John face, I hate that face. First off, just like when we were,

they were playing the clips on Potato Soup, we're bragging about going on a date with a girl and having a fun conversation. Why would you, you're 56 years old or 58, he's bragging about making out with a girl. No. Our tongues touched. I got to second base.

So I was necking with this chick. Don't be jealous. Don't be jelly. I was necking with this chick, don't be jealous. Don't be jelly, I was necking with a chick. A hickey from Stuttering John is like AIDS. Oh. All right, so now these guys are going to do an improv skit together.

Oh, wow. And if I know anything about Rob Saul and Stuttering John, it's that they are really good on their toes. The 411 man who punked out Julie Agar, thanks for the fiber, can you guys reenact what it would sound like if Benny and Mickalene were having a relationship with each other? 30 seconds long, please, sure, here we go.

Benny, Mickalene, come here, come here. Let me just put out my camel hunt and I'll lick your box. Yeah, let me take, okay, hold on, Mickalene, let me just, hold on, let me clean up a little bit. Hold on, let me get the shower and, oh, okay, oh. Watch that pussy little. Nah hon, nah hon. All right, now, now give, give, give Betty a kiss.

Give Betty a kiss with your asshole. Come here, give Betty a kiss. You know where Mechalene's sweet spot is, huh? What? Solid gold. And scene. You know, I've watched a little bit of lesbian porn in my day. I've never seen anything like that before.

Not usually how they interact. Just when I thought I couldn't hate improv more probably the worst there is guys let's be honest what are we all here for WTP now cares about WTP we're here for the tapes We are here for the tapes. Tapes, tapes, tapes, tapes. Tapes, tapes, tapes, tapes, tapes. Uncle Rico's coming up next, and they're going to be playing the tapes. And John is going to address that with his buddy Rob,

and explain to us what's really going on. Yes. Worst part, thanks for the fiber. You found out there's nothing you could do legally? Untrue. Now you're back playing the game. A lot of it probably is. Some of the stuff I've heard is AI amazing

how Google you are lady can't even admitted that was a I gave up the outs John it's a I gave of the out that's not a going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, get it to say racial slurs. We were doing AI for my other show, Who Are These Socials? And the guy requested that it was racist against Asian people.

We couldn't get the AI to say people who are good at math. I swear to God, the AI's like, no, that's offensive. So what John's going to claim after we hear these tapes is that what he's calling people tratties and stuff, that's the AI. It's not. I don't even know what's on the tapes, traddies and stuff. That's the AI. It's not. I don't even know what's on the table, but I'm petrified. He's scrambling for any straw to grab.

He's petrified because he knows what's on this. A guy pushing 60 trying to pick up a 24-year-old young woman. And his name isn't Anthony Gouumi, which is very, very bizarre. You know, I think we're going to find out the most embarrassing part of these tapes is his game. Yes, his horrible game. That's the part where I'm like, ugh. I don't get what the words he's using.

You know, my hemorrhoids aren't as bad as they say. Ooh, slick. If you get down by my balls, just watch by the tape. hemorrhoids aren't as bad as they say. Oh, slick. If you get down by my balls, just watch by the tape. Sometimes it's running down there. You got to give the girls a heads up, guys. Am I wrong? It's just common courtesy.

Such a gentleman. Just spit it out. That's probably kitty litter. That was bad. I apologize. There's people eating. Come on. There's people eating. Yes, in fact, you can buy John's litter box. It's on the menu everyone. I recommend it. Put a lot of ketchup on there. Oh, Christ. Oh my God. Hey, eat up over there. I love it. I don't know if you guys know this, John used to live in LA.

Because he was a big celebrity. And when he was in LA, there were other celebrities that he lived near. And this is some name drop right here. I used to go to daddy daughter dances. Guess what other famous celebrity was there? Well none other but Sean Astin, the who played Frodo's best friend in Lord of the Rings. He'd be dancing with his daughter while the Duke danced with his two kids. Wow. Rudy wasn't it? Rudy? Yeah. Yeah, the difference is that Sean's daughter is still his daughter.

Oh! That was Rudy, wasn't it? Rudy? Yep. That's right. Very good. And he was also in the Goonies, right? Uh. Was Sean Astin in the Goonies? Good one. I know Corey Feldman was. Oh, God. BAM! Goonies? Good one. I know Corey Feldman was. Also wasn't the current Sutterie John in the Goonies too? Rob with more invaluable information. Yeah, good stuff guys. Good stuff.

This is a fun clip right here because John's bragging about his movie one too many and as he's googling image searching searching what the cover up it looks like, all he sees is me and Lucy Tightbox and Mint Salad showing up in his Google image search. Here is my movie. There is the, very small there, there is the poster as you can see there. Yeah, kind of. There's not too many poster. Scroll a little bit.

Yes. You see that? I'm going to watch it. I think it's on like 2B or one of these streams. Oh, I love it. Oh, what's all this now? I've got to get past that. I love Mint Salad reenacting the poster for this.

Overacting on the poster. That's what I used to say all the time. She was so funny, the worst meat ever. Overacting. And I want to show you, look at all the people that showed up to my premiere. Watch this, Ross. I know that one of the things that John told Kate Meaney

was when he was a substitute teacher, he would tell the kids to Google him, because he's all proud of himself for being a celebrity. But then the kids would Google him, and all they'd find is W-A-T-P and Uncle Rico for all the results, because he takes his own videos off, because he's a fucking idiot. So I'm like you guys.

I see Rob Saul centering John. I think I need more Rob Saul in my life, right? We all get right on Rob Saul's channel, hit subscribe, hit notifications, we can't wait. So, I went and checked out Rob Saul's episode after John quit the internet. So we quit on Wednesday, Rob came on Thursday night, and this is what Rob's talking about.

Once Ray starts coming out after you, he's like, come on. He's like, Rob Saul, it's desperate. And I'm like, Ray DeVito is calling me desperate? What the hell is going on? You have to set an event mode for me to answer that question, Rob Sol's favorite cousin. Oh, God. Wow. So, Rob Sol is adapting the model, the business model that John has, that he will read your

insults for money. He thinks that's a good business plan right now. It literally says on the scroll that if you pay him Venmo then he will read your insults. John's making $100 to $125 a day talking about how horrible his life is and Rob's like, oh that seems like a pretty good gig. Good business model. I want it on the hat. That seems amazing. It's a living. right, so let's ask the question, is John really gone? Because John and Rob are BFFs. They're talking on the phone all night on their beds

with their feet up in the air. So he's going to know the answer. Is John really gone? I need to know if I should cancel my membership with him. John. That's a good point. John loves leaving people hanging. He's got like 20 people on Patreon, another 32

are YouTube subscribers. Oh my god. Like what are we supposed to do with this? Will it be worth that? Let's see what Rob says. It's not. I mean, from what I talk to him, he says he's taking a little break.

From what I have to talk to him. Calm down. What is? Oh, I thought it was paused. I can do whatever show he wants. Yep, that's what Rob's show is. I guess there's speculation that John's going to go on MLC to snipe the dabble con.

I think MLC learned their lesson on that one.. They can try it again if they like to. I'm sure it'll be fun for them. Alright, so I guess he's just taking a little break. According to Rob Saul, the confidant of Stuttering John, he's just taking a break guys. He's going to be back. Could you imagine? Oh, thank God. I know. Could you imagine if we didn't hear John repeat the same shit over and over again? What would we do at the time? The excitement in that announcement. Rob Saul is just, ooh, a trajor. All right.

This next clip is very boring. But I have it because I want to demonstrate that Rob's show is literally stuttering John's show. We've all talked about it, but this demonstrates it perfectly right down to the technical difficulties of the dead air. Eh. Oh no. Kumeya country.

We're doing it. We are doing it. I really can't do this much. Come on. Is the video frozen? Nope. This is the show. I was just checking. I didn't want any...

It's about Chaz being more entertaining than Rob right now. Yeah. One of these pesky dogs jumping on my lap knocked it out. Oh! It's getting rough over there apparently. And by the way, we know Chad's a criminal, he doesn't have to dress like one. Oh my God, it does look like he just burgled someone.

He dressed like a 1950s burglar. By that you mean white. I get it. Not like a 2000s burglar. I get it. Oh, I love it. Alright, well listen, let's see what else we have here on the... Boring! On the old... Yeah...

On the old Dabbleverse. I'm no good without my mouse. Aside from a non-producer, this mouse is quite the producer on the show. You've learned well, my young padawan. It really is just, it's the Stunnery Chat Show. He's the worst. I thought it was over. It's still going.

The SNHack's delivery on whether Rob Saul is a troll. I didn't pause that. I didn't pause that. I was just like, it must be over, right? It's just motionless doing nothing. It's terrible. All right. I have one more clip here from Rob Saul's show.

And I thought this was interesting because, you know, Shulie and Cardiff are pointing out that his show is as bad as Stuttering John's is when John's by himself. Rob plays that clip and then proves them right. Because what he was doing right there was just going through Shuey's Anonymous and finding clips to play on his show, just like John does. Yeah. Loser again.

Hey, Sco! Right. He turned on everybody. Why would he not turn on John? And the worst part is, I've actually been checking out his show at night. The worst part is, it's just the Stuttering John show over again without John. And the worst part is, I've actually been checking out his show at night. The worst part is it's just the Stuttering John show over again without John. Yeah, it's the guy surfing Shulies Anonymous who has nothing to add to whatever he's watching.

Yeah, we don't get the full Shulie shit-wear network, you know know the full talents that's over there yeah I mean this guy doesn't even put any packages together the guys in the back Jacket. Except mine. Oh, shocking. Uh, Cardiff, are you in TSN? Oh my god. It's so sad. I mean, such losers.

Sorry, take a drink again. I know, I can't help saying losers, but I mean, it's just what you come across here. Yeah, Rob, you gotta look up some synonyms for loser. That's the only thing he does. He just goes, wow, this guy's a loser. I got to get on the bus and go to work.

But this guy is such a loser. It's remarkable. Rob's the only guy that needs a flea and tick collar around his cock. Hehehe. Hehehe. It's pretty incredible that someone can prove the point they're trying to disprove in the exact moment they're trying to disprove it. These guys say I suck like John.

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Yeah, uh, you know, duh. So, that's my duh. Rob claims he's not a troll, he's friends with John. I hope for Rob's sake that he's lying and this is all like a big long troll. Cause otherwise, this is so embarrassing. Imagine how quickly you can go from being a complete loser to a hero if he was like, I nailed that John so fucking bad. He'd be up here, we'd be like, oh my god, Sol's awesome. Yeah, he'd be up here just like Quadfather is. Get up here, Quad.

Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. Maybe not. What happened? What happened? What happened? Guys, we're here at DevilCon to laugh, but we're also here to learn. We have some infotainment coming in from Dr. Steve for everyone.

Hey, it's your old pal Dr. Steve and this week Carl asks, I have a crappy personality. I heard a fecal transplant might help me. Is there any truth in this? Well, Carl, although it sounds kind of wacky that transplanting stool from one person's colon into another person's could have any effect on someone's personality other than to cause post-traumatic stress disorder or alternately be a huge turn-on. In fact, there is some science behind the idea. be a huge turn on. In fact, there is some science behind the idea. The gut brain axis is a communication network

that links the central nervous system and the gastrointestinal tract. Dysbiosis, or an imbalance in the microbial community of the gut, has been linked to various mental disorders, including anxiety, depression, and even more severe conditions. I can just tell you, there must be some fancy name for this, right? Well, you're right.

We call it Fecal Microbiota Transplantation, or FMT. But it's still just a fancy name for taking shit from one person's asshole and showing it up another person's asshole to supplement the shit that's already there. FMT can be administered through enemas, colonoscopy, or oral capsules. More s*** pills, please. Anyway, there is some rudimentary evidence that fecal transplants can improve depression,

bipolar disorder, and even autism spectrum disorder. Much more research is needed. You can imagine it's not easy getting funding for a study like this. First, how you gonna make money off of people's literal sh**. Then there's the whole study recruitment issue. Hey, you're depressed, right? Do you mind if we shove a tube up your rectum and pour someone else's liquid stool up there and just see what happens? Now humor aside, there actually are people making money on this. A company in Canada, of course, created an artificial stool which they named Repupulate.

It works against certain colon infections, but the jury is out whether synthetic stool will be effective in treating depression and other mental illnesses. As far as the real question behind your submission, there is no evidence that complex behaviors can be transferred from one person to another. If you get a fecal transplant from a murderer, for instance, it won't cause you to irrationally slaughter your coworkers. That would make for an entertaining episode of the creep off.

Isn't that right, Carl? Thank you, Dr. Steve. Awesome. Yay. Thank you. Learning. Aw, man. I missed that guy.

I wish he was still with us. Truly upsetting. All right, I want to thank Jenny Jingles for being here with us. Jenny Jingles, everybody. Woo! Woo! Stop by the merch table. Talk to Jenny throughout the day.

And then I want to bring up Missy B. It's Missy B. In the house. As she goose steps her way out here. Yeah, right? Oh my god. The great Missy B, everybody. She was back there with Shuley trying to make it 6 million,

one. If he plays his cards right, this might be the 110th place he's banned from. Oh! Oh! Stunk fart. Oh! Oh!

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Baaaaaah, baah. Stunk fart. Oh! Oh, god. Anthony, when was the last time you checked it

out of your old pal Opie? When I looked at my investments. I just keep saying, you made a lot of money. Well, you'll be shocked to learn that he's doing a blast from the past. This is from yesterday morning's live stream. Wow. This is how it starts, by the way.

I'm not clipping this to make it look stupid. Just so you know. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to my live stream way out east on Long Island. So I'm coming through the clouds a little bit to my right my goodness. It's a few Friday what bothered you this week I need to know I'm going to start a sore throat this morning. I think sore throat We've been pushing

really hard because we know that some is getting away from us you can feel it falls taking a peek every single day now looking around the sun. We've been pushing sleep in Jesus. I think it finally hit me my throat hurts a lot. I go down on your first of the whole damn thing and then you go and go and now you're going for a smoke break Like romper rooms magic mirror For you 70 year old smoke break so Hope is doing FU Friday do you remember last time you did

FU Friday I think it was 1998 it sounded something like this yeah WNEW the Rock of New York with lots of George Thoroughgood good afternoon it's FU Friday through another week here on the Opie Anthony show pretty good we got a little guest in the studio today. A little guest? It's not a guest. He's my brother Joe. Not little.

My brother Joe. He's not a guest. He's a guest. It's brother Joe. The last time he was doing Appie Friday, your brother was the guest. My brother was the guest. Oh, I was Rob Saul.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Wow. Thank you. It's not about you. It's not about you. I love that Opie's trying to relive his old radio days. Yes.

He thinks he can get back to FU Fridays. Spoiler, no one has an FU for his FU Friday at all. There's not one person who has something to complain about. Does he play the new one from Soundgarden? No. STP. STP. STP. STP.

No, but your other favorite thing, Anthony, that he does is the hellos. Rather than just pretend like the show has started and you're doing a show, then we have to greet everyone as they come in through the door for some reason. We got Ken. How are you, Ken?

We got the J. Warren, Nick Umbricate. Oh my god, Jason has started to become a regular, or at least I'm starting to notice you. But yeah, man, I think we got just over two weeks left at the ocean. Why would you do this? To get the kids back to school. Oh yeah, you're going back to the city in two weeks,

really cool stuff. Please, text me, let me know you got there safe. Why is he telling us these details? He gives a shit. going back to the city in two weeks, really cool stuff. Please, text me, let me know you got there safe. Why is he telling us these details? He gives a shit. He's such a rebel. F you, Friday. And then it's like, yeah, my kids are going back to school.

What a shock jock. What a shock jock. All right, but he really wants to get the F you Friday going. We got to get it started, everyone. Very stupid. Scott Watson, good morning to you. Good morning Bobby boy 1391 the gold standard room for you

It is a few Fridays. So come on man. Let's do this start participating on this damn live stream It means I don't have to work so hard This is working. That's him working hard. He's literally going to the phones. Guys, I'm gonna need some college. Let's light up the board over here. Snowy from Michigan. I already did the weather. Time and temp.

He's got nothing but the chat in there. He literally would make way more money greeting people at Walmart. Yes. Yeah. And he would have his dignity still. That's what he did for a living. He's an old man.

It's fine. You could do that. So you saw that someone's asking if he has COVID, because he has a sore throat. This might be the worst answer possible. I'm worried about Opie. He doesn't seem to have any friends at all. COVID, I don't think it's COVID, because we haven't been

around a lot of people. Unless I'm trying to think where I could have possibly got COVID from. No, it just hurts. He hasn't been around a lot of people. Yeah. Is Long Island populated? I think so, right? You spend your summers in a house in the Hamptons.

Yeah. Doesn't that just assume you're out and about? You would think so. Hobnobbing with celebrities? No. We haven't seen many people. As you guys know, I'm not. We don't get out much in the youths' family.

I'm not trying to be a creep, but I really would love to talk to you. When they're older than I am, I'd love to talk to Opie's children to find out about these summers My kids do they do they have friends? Does this children have friends at their beach house? Because wouldn't the parents then hang out if the kids were friends or something? I think he's completely alienated his family

Which is why he does these shows that early because they're she's probably like just do it in the morning and don't bother us Yeah, that could that's kind of O probably like, just do it in the morning and don't bother us. Like, yeah. Yeah, that could, that's kind of opie. I had to do that. Just do the show early and don't bother me. Your mom hates it when you leave six half full glasses on your nightstand. It's a good thing mom lives on the other side of the country.

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See Uber app for details. He literally doesn't talk to anyone. Do you have COVID? No, I was even a human being in mumps. So I definitely don't have COVID. He would have talked to his family. Talk to his neighbors. Yeah, someone.

They're probably like, yeah, we don't talk to him. Get COVID from a fish. Is that possible? I know he likes to fish. Does he have a private beach? I've never seen someone behind him. Does he know? I think he owns that all the way to England.

No one's allowed by there. He seems like a guy who's like, get off my beach, guys. Yeah, he's that guy. Shake his fist. Get off my beach. He's running after, shake his fist. Get off my beach. He's running after seagulls. Now, of course it's Friday, so he's going, thank God it's Friday everyone, TGIF.

And you know you are living a pathetic life when you know what's going on with individual listeners or viewers of your show. Smoke this part, oh my, God, it's Friday. Oh thank God, the part. Are you down to Cuba look on the part you've got to not give enough you if you're given that you when you're going to be in Cuba, you might even be in Cuba and you're dancing with the Cuban hyenys and you drink in

the local brew. I don't want to hear from you your life is good today, that's for sure. Nothing better than drinking a good, solid, local brew. Oh, my God. That's what everyone always says. Go to Cuba for the beer. This is where I would glance over at Norton, and we'd both go like, oh, this fucking guy

is a piece of shit. And rightfully so because Ed, right after recess, nothing better than a good local brew. Local brew, dude. He shits on his own point immediately. You know, a few road sodas, I'm driving up to Geneseo with some wobbly pops. Shut up, it's called a beer, you fag. No, he's still a teenager, he didn't know that.

Although I remember I went to, uh, we're in the Aruba, their local cold beer stunk and they had a lot of merch for it. I forgot the name of it, but I hated it. Absolutely hated it. Yeah, local beers suck. That's why they're not national beers. That's the entire reason why they didn't catch on, because they suck ass. He's like, dude, you're getting Cuba drinking local beers?

That's amazing. Last time I did that, oh, it was terrible. Actually, now I think about it. Yeah, you just tolerate local beers. Well, we don't serve it. We only have our local brew that we make here. Oh, great. Oh, cool.

Red Stripe, delicious. Thanks. Can't wait. All right, so now. Because Gary, Indiana is known for its local brew. Can I have a bud? Now, we saw what happens when John and Rob saw do some improv.

Let's see what Opie's improv skills are like these days. Just bought a house. Great week so far. Oh, damn, that's good. Good for you. and Rob Saul do some improv. Let's see what Opie's improv skills are like these days. Just bought a house, great week so far. Oh, damn, that's good. Good for you. Did you get everything you wanted? I hate those house shopping shows on the TV. Well, we're going to have to sacrifice a few things.

You know, I like that this house is close to the beach and there's room for both kids But I'm not really into the fact that the okay So now he's gonna come up with an idea what would be good about the house, right? Something that's kind of like that's not what we wanted. But let's see where he goes. Let's see where he goes Yeah, this should be brilliant The train tracks run right through our living room, but I guess maybe we could get around that tracks run right through our living room, but I guess maybe we could get around that. The train tracks run through the living room in this fake house that he's improving about.

It's like a car film. It's like Bugs Bunny. All right. So you see up on the screen there, someone's asking if he's working on a logo for Cake Stop Beer. Oh, boy. I did not know about this. I haven't been following as closely as I should be, obviously, because apparently this is a real thing.

Are you working on a logo for Cake Stop Beer? We got a logo for Cake Stop Beer. That slowed way down. We were dead serious about making our own brew called Cake Stop Beer. Got a logo and everything. When I get back to the city and I'm hanging with Matt, owner of Get Parts Beer Culture, I'll try to get back in to see what

that's going to, if that's a possibility where we can have our own beer, that would be badass. You're not going to do it. No, he's not going to do it. First of all. Also, could you imagine the one thing that's embarrassing about his career is the cake stop incident. That'd be like Shuley making shit-weigh-your-alph.

That's not something you should be celebrating at this point. It's 2024. He's going to be like, cake stop beer? It would outsell cake stop beer, though, I'm sure. I'm pretty sure you're right about that. It's something he's been terrified. He hates when that comes up. Yes.

Because people then troll him and say they're going to report him to who at this point. He doesn't have a job. So good luck. That was my cake. I earned that beer. Poor guy. He's not going to do any of these things.

He's like, wouldn't that be cool? I love these guys who have these fantasies. A lot of these locals that we are following now, they're constantly talking about their fantasies. He does that because he's like, because he's so insecure. He's like, let me see if people like that idea. I'm gonna like, do you like it? Yeah, he floats the idea. But he never even commits to it because he has no security to do so himself and just plow through he just needs help from Jarl Lechein if he's okay with doing that what? And when you when you when you're in your 60s stop with the fantasizing. Wouldn't that be great you either do it or you

don't do it and then you fucking die. Do you guys remember back when I was talking about like wouldn't be neat if I had a show about social media? Maybe I can get like a guy who can't see real well as a co-host. I would talk about that for months and then eventually he's like no we just fucking did it and he thought about it when we started doing it. Just fucking make a beer then, Opie. We're not excited about it. I'm not buying stock at this company. Soap or city hot sauce? But what I am excited about. Yes, soap city hot sauce, now that. Enjoy some outside $8 a bottle.

What I am excited about is the idea of Skank Fest featuring an Opie and Anthony reunion. Justin, are you, Anthony, and Jim going to reunite for a live ONA Skank Fest or what? Are you asking the same question every day, Justin? Because I've already answered this. No, I have no... You do not have to put the question up on the screen, Opie. You are the one in charge of this. And then he complains, oh, we're talking about the old ONA days again. Yeah. He's the one talking about it. Because he knows, believe me, this clip will be titled,

will Opie and Anthony get together at Skank Fest, just so he gets his. Of course it went on. But obviously, he, yeah. Are you Anthony and Jim going to reunite for a live ONA Skank Fest or what? Are you asking the same question every day, Justin, because I've already answered this, no.

I have no desire to do a reunion with Anthony and Jim, so no, maybe those two should go to Skankfest and reunite. Huge that would be huge. But no I have no desire to do that and now I got to block you because I think you're this guy. He's got to block the guy for asking if he's going to be reunion and he's the one who wanted to talk about it. He put it on the screen. Yeah he's the guy. asking if he's gonna be reading. And he's the one who wanted to talk about it.

He put it on the screen. Yeah, he's the guy. Stop hitting yourself. Stop it. You put it on the screen. Stop hitting yourself. Also, I don't see a lot of shows that bring up comments from Facebook.

Yeah. That's so weird that people are watching on Facebook. What kind of demographic is that? Well, it's a demographic. It's my space. Watch me on MySpace. It's a demographic. It's my MySpace. Watch me on MySpace. Yes. It's a demographic that still loves old radio bits.

Richie Rich morning Hootaman. Oh, man. Hootaman, Hootaman, Hootaman, Hootaman, Hootaman, Hootaman, Hootaman, Hootaman, Hootaman on this FU Friday. Whatever's bothering you, put it in the chat. Hootadoos, Hootadoos, Hootadoos, Hootadoos, Hootadoos. Chat Friday, so we pass the hat around. this have you Friday whatever is bothering you put in the shot. So we had around you give me a few box knowing that I woke up

or a very short road and I'm doing this this morning. Here. So we right there he asked for super chances it's not only a few Fridays also Super Chat Friday. Spoiler, he gets zero Super Chats. He doesn't make a dime doing this show. And there's Walmart looking for a greeter. Hope Wanted signs right there out in the front. So then he goes on and he says that who to man today

is Jack Russell from Great White. What happened? Oh, abonanam. So apparently the singer from Great White. Oh, what happened? So apparently the singer from Great White passed away and then he brings out his guest Ron the waiter. Have you guys met Ron the waiter yet? It's one of Opie's buddies from Gebhart's. Unless he's a waiter that escaped a fire in Rhode Island, I don't really want to hear from him. Right? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's the same, dad. Did people read the news? I think that's right.

They burnt a few people alive. My, my, my. So they talk about hair metal and grunge. You know, he's got his hot take about Nirvana. Music breaks. Yeah, destroyed hair metal. Oh, he loves a good music break. Oh, it's fucking great.

These guys just talk on and on. They don't know anything about anything. This is gonna be good. But you always know when Rod in the waiter comes on you always know he's got a great personality when the first thing you talk about is his facial hair. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm doing this to you guys today on a Friday. I'm very very sorry. I'm very very sorry. I'm doing this to the people. Are you growing a mustache? All right. Can you see it? Yeah, I can see it.

Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something, Opie. I'm not doing this for me. I'm doing this for the Senoritas. Oh, really? This guy looks like a color sick from 1975. Yeah, I know. Have you seen the new Chrysler?

What's it going to take? You like bench seats? What's it going to take to get you into this Chrysler today? So yeah, Rod the waiter apparently is a comic. But then when he promotes his gigs at the end of the show, he's hosting. He's the MC at some show that he's promoting. So I don't know if he's got a great career going.

So they're talking about music. And they're talking about people who go out on solo projects, like Joe Perry, the Joe Perry Project. And Opie draws a correlation to himself that I was offended by. I hope you are too, Anthony. Oh, jeez. You don't like the Joe Perry Project?

No, it's stuck. Yeah, it wasn't that good, it wasn't that good. It wasn't that good. That's what sucks about doing solo stuff. Obviously, I was part of a giant radio show called Opie and Anthony. It was like being in Led Zeppelin and now I'm like Robert Plant doing the honey drippers. It's hard to compare yourself to the main thing. Opie, you're not John Paul Jones.

The fuck are you talking about Robert Plantz? You know, it's like when O'Bannon broke up, it's just like Zeppelin, man, and I'm Robert Plantz. He's not John Bonham now. Like an asshole. Oh, jeez. I can't believe that's where he went with that. And he had a go at that. Yeah, O'Bannon can't believe that's where he went with that.

And he had a go at that. Yeah. Oh, and it was Led Zeppelin, right? I was the Zeppelin. Guess who the Led was? Now, the setup on this next clip is that Ron the waiter's talking about this girl he knows who is addicted to sex.

And he's going to tell some naughty stories about this girl. And Opie goes, keep it clean. You got to keep it clean. We got to keep it vanilla. Because the big radio gig's coming right around the corner. So check this out because remember, they're doing a show on YouTube,

and Opie gets upset about this. And she happened to be crying at the time because her father was sick, so he decided to console her and then he fucked her. Wow, all right. Let's, you know. Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember when I said keep it clean? I got it, I got it. So. There's a million words for have to. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember when I said keep it clean? Yeah, I got it. I got it. So. There's a million words for that act. You can't even get one of them. He was upset that he said that the guy fucked her. Yeah.

And he goes, whoa, whoa, whoa. We got to keep this clean. It's allowed on YouTube to say you fucked a girl. Yeah, you're allowed. Definitely allowed. And to your point, Anthony, I you fucked a girl. Yeah, you're allowed. Definitely allowed. And to your point, Anthony, I heard from someone recently. Yeah. The reason why Opie's upset that we goof on him

is because he's trying to get back into radio. And these radio stations are googling him and finding WATP where they Google him. Just like one too many. Right. You Google the movie, you get W-A-T-P. So why does Opie and Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe, why do these people think they're

going to get back onto radio as if, and when I get back there, people start listening to radio again? No, we've all moved on. There's no radio gigs. No one's going to pay you to be on the radio anymore. But that right there shows you how retarded he is. Like, if he knows that the algorithm in searching for him comes through WTP, then why don't you lean into it

and find a way to manipulate and make yourself look better? No? No? OK, OK, sorry. Sorry. Some type of. Sound advice really bad. Self-awareness.

Reasonable, yeah. I have one more clip on here. Speaking of self-awareness. Reasonably, yeah. I have one more clip on here. Speaking of self-awareness, Ron the waiter still thinks he's talking to Opie from 2008. So he thinks Opie's a giant star. He can't believe that he's actually friends with Opie now. And you'll find out about this when he explains, you gotta do another one of those comedy tours. With that paneling, I would think

he's talking to OP 1975. Holy shit. Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, lay off the paneling, buddy. Now what's going on? All right, I know. Someone else has paneling in their back. I take it it's ironic, right?

It's Naughty Pine. It's very nice. I hope it's ironic. Pat Dixon liked it a lot. That makes perfect sense. So this is, Ron has a brilliant idea for Opie. Listen to where Opie goes with this. Would you ever consider doing another comedy tour?

Oh my god. My star has fallen. I mean, I disagree. We would have to start in very small clubs. But yeah, that would be something. I think it would work. I really, Opie, I think that would work. I really do.

I'd be interested in that. We should talk about that when I get back to the city. But to think that you're going to a huge arena, now those days are gone right now. Maybe they'll come back. I don't know. But we have to start very small. Yeah, but Opie, you could probably pack like places like the stand.

Like, we could probably pack a comedy club or whatever, but maybe we do that. All right, Ron, I gotta go. I gotta put this on the podcast feed Opie. I'm gonna say one more thing. All right, so Ron's just like, all right, why don't you do like one of those comedy tours that you used to do in theaters? Yeah. Well, maybe I could do a comedy show.

Ron's like, can I headline why don't you do one of those comedy tours that you used to do in theaters? Well, maybe I could do a comedy cover. It's like, can I headline the Opie comedy show? No one's going to. I would love it if he did this. He's not going to, obviously. No. Maybe you could, you know, you'll be second to Chad Zumach. Right.

Ooh. That would be great. The Opie comedy tour would be amazing. I love that his buddies still think he's famous. That's so cute. Well, Opie's the first one that'll tell you he's still famous. That's true. He said, when the camera's on, he's just like, ah, guys,

you know, there's like 30 people watching us. That's going to look weird if I say. Yeah, yeah. I can still draw. Oh, that's sad. It's going to be hard. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

John, too. Opie, I'll book it. All right. There you go. The Rookers Room, everyone. Get Opie here. I thought there was an earthquake happening when he came up here. All right. There you go. The Rookles Room, everyone. Get Opie here. I thought there was an earthquake happening when we came up here.

Usually when Vinny comes by the stage, something is very wrong. Is there some way to work that into a tax write-off for a loss? Can't imagine Opie. Also, what a weird chat to put on the screen. He put them everything. While, then a weird chat to put on the screen. And he puts them everything. Why all live? What does that even mean? Also, not English.

Right. And also from Facebook, which is pathetic. So automatically 70? Do you know what's happening later tonight? After the Dabby Awards, we're going to have the dabble dance party oh Jesus and Mr. Magenta sent in a song for the dance party that I want to debut for us right now Every double boy and girl, all around the double world

I'm a loser you should mock, so let's do the double rock Yeah, I'm stupid and I'm dumb, and on my left I'm just sweating them Drinking all around the clock, hey my liver's fucking shot My life goes lower now. Even lower now. How low can John go? First you spread your flabby cheeks. Then you shit some girl sheets.

Use your underwear to wipe. Hope those hemorrhoids aren't right. Let's get wasted on cheap rules involve your mom in a lawsuit got a microscopic cock and my brain is full of rot That's good. Let's get wasted, let's get sloshed. Never shower and never wash. Be a fat drunk flop. That's how you dabble rock.

Great tune, yeah. I want to thank Anthony for being here. Thank you. Love it. Love it. Always great to hear from you. And Missy B for being here. Thank you, Missy B. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Love it. Love it. Always great to hear from you. And Missy B for being here. Thank you, Missy B. Thank you, Carl. Yes, thank you, guys. They'll be back up on Uncle Rico. They'll be back for Uncle Rico, of course.

Can't wait for Uncle Rico. We'll be hanging out. Tapes. Tapes. Tapes. Tapes. Tapes. Tapes.

Tapes. Tapes. Tapes. Tapes. Tapes. Tapes. Before we do the tapes, we have to do our. Gringe of the Week. Gringe of the Week. TAPES! TAPES! TAPES! TAPES! TAPES! TAPES! TAPES! TAPES! Before we do the tapes, we have to do our... Gringe of the Week!

Let me bring up Trucker Andy and Lucy Titebox! Both in the house, everyone! Wow, Lucy has nice boobs? I didn't know that. You guys talk shit. Woo. News to me. I'm very disappointed. I actually do a really good Rob Saul. Hey, Lucy, could you get out of the way?

That deletion is giving me a hard time. You got to move your head around more. Kind of sound like Ron the waiter, too. Yeah, retard's also the same. That's true. I'm horrified to say it. That's true. I was horrified to realize this. It's a skill. It's a skill.

All right. So Cringe of the Week is typically one clip. Somebody sends it in. They say, I listen to this podcast. This cringe-worthy thing happened, and we play the clip, and we laugh. Today, it's going to be a longer segment, because apparently Dick Masterson

was with his family on vacation on a sinking boat somewhere. And so Vito Giswoldi said, the show must go on, biggest problem in the universe, must go on. And he brought on his friend, Antonio from iWatch Movies. All right, Tony from Hack the Movies. Tony from Hack the Movies filled in for Dick Masterson,

and it was a disaster. So Lucy and Trucker Andy both checked this out. Where should we begin to check out this cringe? Yeah, my clip one show prep video goes live with no understanding what goes into running a show. Let's get right into it. I don't have any comments, because that's Dick's job.

But I do have, that's Dick's job. You could have told me, hey, can you find some funny comments from last week? I would have looked at them. Well, go find some now. I don't know. Now, as the show is going on,

you want me to do it right now? You want me to do your show prep, as the show is going on. You want me to do it right now? You want me to do your show prep as the show is already? I tried to explain that there's, I'm not prepared for this. Yeah. I do not give grace to people that are just, well, I'm a dick, but at least I know I'm a dick. No, you're fucking terrible on purpose is what's happening. You just don't give a fuck.

And for people who don't know this show It's a very well-run show. I've been on this show I'm a big fan of the biggest problem in the universe and for Vito to show just be like well Let's just wing it for two hours and see what happens. And not only let's just wing it for two hours But he goes back to that again and again. Oh, I don't have any clips. I don't have any clips I don't know what we're doing. What are we doing? Good stuff Let's read Super Chats. What did you pick up on, Lucy? So I, you

know, you managed to really go through this thing. I feel like you got a lot of info here. But what I noticed is that Vito at one point in my clip one tries to introduce Tony, including giving him a stinger. Oh, all right, Tony I don't have a sting so Of course it's McDonald's In my clip to he does finally he found, and it's not annoying at all. Nothing annoying happens. Tony, are you enjoying this right now, by the way?

I just want to ask. I wouldn't have done this if you weren't here. I hope you're enjoying this. All right. Let's see the stick. This is Tony's fault. Yeah! Woo!

Well, that doesn't work at all. That's terrible. Time for a problem, okay. Are you done? Vito, my problem is... Go ahead. I see you looking at the button. Yeah. Vito bye. One more.

New problem, new problem. Ready to go. Alright, alright. Good chemistry. You can see his eyeballs go back to that button too. He is ready to hit that stinger one more time because that's how great it is. That's the music that comes with the software. Yep.

For sure. It sure is. There's no way he had that ready to go. Wow. Where are we going, Andy? So in clip three, not only is Vito completely unprepared, he's now going to go out of his way to ruin the show. Hey, Tony.

Oh, wait, this might be the same clip. I don't have a stinger. So da-da-da. Oh, that's the stinger? I'm sorry. We clipped the same thing. I don't have a sting, so. Oh, that's the sticker. I'm sorry, we clipped the same thing. Let's just move on to clip four, and now Vito wants to watch himself, because he made this song where, or no, this is where he points out how funny he was on another show.

Okay, great. Six gun gorilla, congratulations on those 25 backers, Brian. We're gonna get that up, Vito. So, you couldn't just trim, you couldn't just download this and trim any of this down, that was way too long. Yeah, what are you gonna do? You could download it and trim it down. I'm not even supposed to be here today, man. My god.

Look, I had a different problem, I said maybe this will be more interesting, but it was. So heck wait, you count this as bad hecklers? Yeah what's your next problem? That wasn't even hecklers, those were just morons. So I'm not even supposed to be here is what you say when you're at a minimum wage job. You cover someone's shift. I'm not even supposed to be here. I turned on my webcam.

I signed into StreamYard. I sent you the link and then we started the stream and I'm not supposed to be here. Me, though. I love you, buddy. Unprepared, incompetent, defiant. Now you can add lazy and unconcerned with the quality of the show. You've seen Patrick Michael do better shows than this. I have, unfortunately.

I've watched a lot of Patrick Michael. So in Clip 5, Vito is phoning it in. And I mean, it would have been better if it was just a picture of an iPhone and he was at the comic book store and just literally phoning it in. But this is going gonna be just him trying to make Tony do the show for him basically.

How do I follow that disaster? Who cares, it just matters. I didn't even wanna do it. I wasn't even gonna do a show today. And I said, well, everybody is crying. Okay, they're all like, oh, I don't know why Vito can't just do a show today and I said, well, everybody's crying, okay? They're all like, oh, I don't know why Vito can't just do a show by himself. I'm like, all right, well, this is what you're gonna get

and it's gonna suck. I like that you consider me as a guest doing a show. Yeah. Yeah. It's so cringe. That was a little bit rude right there. Also, the whole point of the show, if you don't know the show format,

is that they debate what's the biggest problem in the universe. Why can't you do that by yourself? That would be schizophrenic. If you did that by yourself, that's not how that works. You want to take, why don't you run with what you got? You know, I'm going to be honest with you. The place that I went, I really,

I needed to see how this whole thing concluded. So do you want to do a couple more things before we talk about the conclusion of the episode? No, because the highlight, we're going to end with the highlight. All right, all right. So in my clip four, we are going to talk about how we finish up this rousing discussion. Who cares? All right, bye. Bye. Dick will return. Somehow, Dick returned. Oh, no. Why did you, you fucking asshole, why would you end it on just my stupid face? End the stream.

End. End it. End it. End it. You finally ended the stream. This is not a show. I haven't seen a show like this since Brian and Doug took over from WATP. Come on. Brian and Doug are great.

Clip seven. This is the coup d'etat. Up until now the show has just been pathetic, but now it's gonna get fucking gross. Vito. Oh my God, you just spit out, that was so fucking gross. Vito. Oh, Vito, I don't want to do it again. No, get a napkin. No, I know there's a pile of saliva on your desk or the floor.

Get a napkin like an adult. It's on the floor. Oh my god. It's because I was like, if I did it again, while I'm like all the way back there, that would have been pretty funny. No, it would not have been. Yeah, he's really turning into a monster.

He's got traits. Yeah, I know. But be careful of, you know, incompetence, lethargy, bodily fluid. Does it sound like I'm describing somebody that we're all talking about tonight? I'm not talented, I'm not funny, I'm an ingrate. You gotta keep fluids in your mouth everybody.

Keep them in your mouth, it's very important to podcast. I'll remember that for next time. All over your fucking desk on clip eight, this is spilling the tea. Dolphin man named Mr. Burger, who we all, that was actually a mistake. Oh, and I just spilled things all over my desk. I keep getting confused because Mr. Burgers

is the crazy guy who was like. There's two Mr. Burgers. Well, the one you would talk to is Mr. Burger. But Mr. Burgers was the insane dude who was like fucking with Maddox and whatnot. Yes Give me one second. I just spilled crap over my Well, it's Tony doing his best Rob solid pressure If it's gonna be just on me, I won't do anything.

Hey, this is Doug. He's licking my balls. I wasn't going there. Tony's at his wit's end because he can't believe that he's forever associated with this episode now. I was literally getting text messages from multiple people while this was happening.

Are you watching Biggest Problem right now? This was a disaster, for sure. It's still up by their feet, isn't it? Yes, it sure is. Thank you. Thanks guys. And Vito doesn't give a fuck, but at least one person is ashamed to be, you know, on this stream. Is this a what? Clip 9. Sorry. I agree. I keep, I see all your comments about how bad this is and I I 100% agree with all of you This is abysmal Vito should be ashamed of this. I'm doing my best here. I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. I thought he had show prep

The irony is we discovered what the biggest problem in the universe is. Not prepping for your show. That is the biggest problem. They figured it out. Congratulations, guys. All right, is that anything else you want to play from this? Well, thank you guys for going through that. I couldn't watch it.

I appreciate it. Tony from Half the Movie. Guys, once over with Kaylee on YouTube, Lucy Typebox, everybody. The All Apologies podcast, Trucker Andy and Joe Sixpack. Thanks, guys. AllApologiesPodcast.com. All right, we have some exclusive footage that's

never been seen anywhere before. I want to bring up my buddy, Patrick Melton from Nobody Likes Onions. Let's hear it for him. And Rocco Burrow. And Patrick Melton. And Patrick Melton. And Patrick Melton.

Woo. And Patrick Melton. To my Canadian. All right, boys. This is exciting. I have not even watched this yet. Patrick sent this to me this morning. I don't know if it's real or not.

Look, I've been getting a lot of questions about when John supposedly showed up at my house. And you and the other Dabbleverse podcast been harassing me. Yep. Was it your house? If it was your house, you should have security footage of John at your house.

And I'm getting sick and tired, and I don't want to out myself or dox myself. So I was inspired by your use of AI. Yeah, the Kate Meany stuff I played. Yeah, so I played a little bit myself, and I generated some videos of what it might look like. Mm. AI's got very sophisticated.

It's pretty impressive. Just to satiate you animals like what it would look like if John came to my house and did what he did and I fed in I fed in all the other images it did 360 analysis and it generated three clips I sent those to you. Dude this is like quantum computing. It's amazing what we can do these days. Getting indistinguishable from reality. Wow. And again, people gross up a little. Okay. Woo!

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! You know, if you see a little person crossing the street, you should make a wish. Okay. I'm going to ask a question. How does AI know what beer sales Vegas Jerry guy looks like? I think it's just to cover his face. I gotta watch that again. Let's watch it get warmed up. John's impatient.

He's waiting. He's like, are we ready? How much money do I have to pay you to fight Sutter and John? I want to see this happen so badly. Maybe AI can generate it. How much money do I have to pay you to fight Suddary John? I want to see this happen so badly. Maybe AI could generate it. Yeah, maybe. All right, so at this point, and AI is very impressive the way that it

knows to do this kind of stuff. It's crazy. I think in the next clip, it actually has multiple angles. Oh, wow. That is impressive. But I just want to point out, for people who don't know, that John was in Vegas for two days. Patrick was home most of the time that he was in Vegas.

He told John when he was going to leave his home, and that's when John showed up. So that's what he told AI to try to capture that essence. to capture that essence. Okay. Raaah! Ralaaaah! Ralaaaah! Ralaaaah!

Ralaaaah! Ralaaaah! Ralaaaah! Ralaaaah! Ralaaaah! Here are your eyes! Look at the shadow. The shadow is 12 feet long.

I just have one question. If you were home, would you have fucked him? He wasn't there long enough. Come out and talk to me. Let's do it. I said we have a talk. Come on, man. I'm fucking here.

Okay, come on. Let's do it. He's... He's... He's... Okay. He started talking in a lower voice and he's almost mumbling, he's like, come out and talk to me. Come out and talk to me.

It's like, who's supposed to hear this? I know. I said this to John, if he ever comes to my house, ring the doorbell. I'm not staring at my window all day. Stand across the street and whisper you come out Oh, hold on, hold on a second, guys. I'm hearing that John is here. John is here. Who is he intimidating with this act?

It's insane. Yeah, then after this, I think he stands his ground for about three seconds and he goes, well, just as supposed, just as expected. Does I suspect it? Because I suspect. Well, Vegas Beer. Well, Vegas Beer. I'm the coward that thought he was.

I've never seen a grandma pick up something from the ground like that. He also, he shortens Vegas Beer sales, Jerry, to Vegas Beer. Well, Vegas Beer. Hey, Vegas Beer. I've never seen a grandma pick up something from the ground like that. He shortens Vegas beer sales Jerry to Vegas beer. Hey Vegas beer. He just wishes he was a beer. Yeah, I could go for one right now. I should have brought a beer instead of this guy.

Back to the fridge with you Vegas beer. How would that be thought? I don't know. Ugh. Ugh. By the way, I was at the roast last night. I think Bob Levy would kick this guy's ass. I'm pretty fucking sure. Woo! I think Hogan Mann would kick this guy's ass. Hogan Mann's hands are twice the size of mine. I shook her hand last night, I was like, Jesus Christ. That's not all of hers, it's twice the size of yours.

Her penis is currently in her butt, I can't do that. I can't make that happen. Have you ever tried? It's the horse now. It's Mara Wooster. Shut up. Mara Wooster. It's the horse now. It's almost like this was all a performance and not real at all. I'm starting to get the sense of he turns around, isn't even facing your house anymore, and he yells at his buddy, Mara Wooster.

And then he starts going, the things he did to April Imhol. Oh, I know, but he's walking down the street. I'm here because Keanu and her mom. Imharah Wussah! Imharah Wussah! I got the whole screen covered. I noticed that. Oh man, that is amazing AI. Show the clap. It's AI. Show the clap! It's AI! Show the clap!

I gotta say Tukey won't shut the fuck up I can't get Rocco to say three things The tapes speak for themselves But at least you're wearing a cool shirt Asad, I give you that Thank you Purple Chad Zumok

Chad Zumok bought like one box of those shirts a year ago and he's still selling them at shows So yeah. I saw you give me that. Thank you, Purple. Chad Zumok bought like one box of those shirts a year ago, and he's still selling them at shows. And he constantly goes like, sold out, sold out. They're flying off the shelves, people. Only brought three, sold out. Living in addition. All right, Patrick, thank you so much for that.

That's amazing. Nobody likes onions. Patrick Melton, Rod Goldrow, thank you, buddy. Thanks for giving me some place to sit for a problem. No problem. Thanks for coming up here, Rocco. Did you guys know Rocco's a person? Amazing.

All right. We're going to get out of here really quickly, because I know we are all interested in the tapes. But we have to play to poke a dabbler. I need Brian Johnson and Mary Beth Rosey to come up on the stage and help us poke a dabbler. Cardiff Electric puts together games for us on every episode. And sometimes we catch an alien, and sometimes we poke a dabbler. What's up, Brian?

Brian, we're Tom Stiefe Day. Mary Beth Rosie. I've never poked a dabbler. Oh, you're popping your cherry on this one, are we? Yep. Everybody's gonna watch me bleed. It's hot. It's time for DabbleCon's favorite new game show. To poke a dabbler. What do you say DabbleCon?

Are you ready? To poke a dabbler? Let's do it! My favorite version of John. This was his best look by far. Me and my boy again. The potato. Suddering John and the potato will be appearing... Is anyone else on oatmeal right now? I said it's craving. It's crazy. On a show snipe. So it couldn't be happening any day now.

They're frottin' thighs. John, do you hear a sweet melody about the English muffin face cunia? Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see.

Sounds right. Gotta get the strings. It's the strings. I have a Stratocaster here. Cool. Cool story. You suck! Which string does he tune next? Is it the B string? Let's see. Let's see. Which string does he tune next? Is it the B string? Is it? Let's see.

Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see.

Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Muthun, do you see what happened to his face? Pock marks all over, it's such a disgrace. For me. Mother do you know why his face is filled with holes? Makes me want to put my beard down, don't say skull.

Mother have you heard of the pedophile named Kumio? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfg Are we even playing a game? I don't think we are. Fucking Cardiff gets me every time with this shit. They all lost. Or poxie Ted. Mother what happened? Why his face? Full of holes? What word did John rhyme with holes? Here are your choices. Number one, troll.

B, skull. Next, racist. Skull. Next. Racist. Holes. Screaming. I didn't order anything. All right. I always go first. I'm going with next racist. That's my guess of this pride. What say you I? Want to believe I can't actually see this because my eyes are failing me hold on a second everyone Yeah Show up I Really wanted to be Leslie. I didn't order anything okay Mary Beth I'm gonna go with four holes

I also went with four. All right, let's see and see if we can poke a dabler today Mother what happened? Why his face? Full of holes! I'm being honest I'm not trolling You motherfucker actually rhymed it! I wasn't expecting that You motherfucker actually rhymed it! I wasn't expecting that. Hush, Johnny, Johnny, don't you cry Wait, what's he?

He had zits when he was very young And they became hoes Even though he's a pedophile racist, they'd like some addicts to come Yeah, he got you there, didn't he? That's a pretty sick burn. Watch it. Even a broken plot. Ha ha ha. Mother, did he need to be so hideous?

Oh. Yeah, he's not hot like you. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you, Biff Rotten Ties. Thanks a lot. That's all for this time. Come back next, DabbleCon, to find out if you are man enough to poke a dabler. Alaga. Sit, Eugene, sit. Good dog.

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Good dog. Good dog. Good dog. Good dog. Good dog. Good dog. Good dog. Good dog. Good dog. Good dog. Brian, tell them Steve Dave, everybody.

Tell them stevedave.com. Wherever you listen to podcasts. You enjoying DabbleCon so far? It's more than I thought it was going to be. I had no idea this many people were going to show up, and it was going to be this sort of like this whole community thing. Yeah.

There's a lot of energy in this room. It's nuts. Yeah, there's a lot of energy. All focused in one direction. Yes. We're all on the same page somehow. It's amazing how that happened. Carl just has people on who agree with him. Everyone on the show thinks that John's an idiot.

John's an idiot. John's an idiot. Right. I'm an idiot. That's about how you get it, right? Mary Beth, how are you doing so far? Are you enjoying Devil Con 2? Yes, absolutely.

Where can people find you if they want to find you? They can go on onlyfans.com slash Mary Beth Rosie, M-A-R-I-B-E-T-H-R-O-S-I-E. Very good, she's getting her plugs down. She's nailing it. I'll also be starting an OnlyFans. Alright, that's the one I'm signing up for. Looking forward to it. All right, producer Chris, what do you think, man? You think it's time to call it quits and let Uncle Rico take over for us? Tapes, tapes, tapes.

Tapes, tapes, tapes, tapes, tapes, tapes, tapes. Yeah. I gotta tell you, I got an email. Goes on forever. I got an email from the Best Damn podcast, the podcast we just reviewed. And the guy is very butthurt. And I was going to read that on the show today.

But we don't have time for that shit. I'll do that on Wednesday's show. Let's move on. Let's get the fuck out of here. The party man push piece of morning radio. He found a show. He's told my town. OK. Great show the show is over now. OK.

Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Yeah. Yeah. Woo! Arrrr. Arrrr.

Arrrr. Arrrr. Arrrr. Arrrr. Arrrr. OK, bye. Brrr. Don't fuck yourselves.

Have a good week. Bye, Brennan. Man, that was a good episode. That was a goodrr. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Bye, Brennan. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. That was a great episode. That was really great. Jesus, I gotta go.

This is getting stupid. Bye, guys. This is it. It's over. Okay, goodbye. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. Yes. Thank you for tuning in.

Bye. Bye. Are we done here? I think we are. Okay, bye. Thanks, everyone. Uncle Rico shows up next. Great job. Thank you.