Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep546 - Divorce Party Podcast

Episode Date: August 22, 2024

We’re back in the WATP studios to check out a new podcast from Tom Arnold and George Eads’ ex-wife, what’s-her-name. They both have had horrible, public divorces so now they do a show about how awesome it is to end your marriage. And to make things even funnier and more wacky, Tom Arnold is going back and forth with his ex over legal disputes, child custody, and restraining orders. Haha, what a character! Lucy Tightbox and Trucker Andy both join us in the studio to celebrate Tom’s inability to stay with his partner. Then we check in on Aaron Imholte’s latest victory - one year probation that will land him 90 days in jail if he messes up (spoiler: he already messed up). Also, Chad Zumock is rewriting history, Patrick Michael calls out people on his Patreon, and we find his new channel. We check in on Helga and Lisa and it turns out Helga lied to everyone in order to set up her merch at DabbleCon 2. Rob Saul is finally monetized and now really wants attention so he can read insults for a living, Jim and Sam talk DabbleCon 2 on SXM, and I respond to an email from The Best Damn Podcast. And finally, your reviews and voicemails. Visit magicmind.co/watplt40 Use my code WATPLT40 at get 40% off your subscription (it’s only available only for the first 10 orders) Tickets for the Magic Bag in Detroit on October 25th – http://watplive.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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WATPlive.com is where you can go for those tickets. We encourage our listeners, go ahead and give us a five-star review wherever you review podcasts and then shit all over us in the comment section. Today we'll be reviewing a show called the divorce party podcast. This is a suggestion from Lucy tight box We have all listened separately not discussed it was either beforehand let's get into it a show hosted by Tom Arnold and Monica Casey and Monica Casey I was not aware of or familiar with should I know who this person is does anyone know she's a nobody So she was married to George Eads

Mm-hmm, and you're like oh Now I get it George Eads was on a show called CSI and then like a MacGyver reboot Yeah, and she's famous for being divorced by him. Yeah, yeah, that seems to be the thing so she was Monica Eads and Now she's on a show that How many subscribers do they have on their YouTube channel a couple dozen? Oh, yeah, very very very few It was surprising it was surprising how few views these shows have me Tom Arnold. I enjoy Tom Arnold I've enjoyed him over the years. I think he's a pretty funny guy

You would think that he would not be doing a show with such a little viewership or listenership, but what do I know now? These two were interviewed on the pop-up with Paul Podcast and Lucy is that how you discovered this show it is so I have no idea what led me to pop up with Paul But he recently he is a comedian who interviews other comedians and people within the industry he recently actually did a Mario Bosco show that's how you found that's probably how I got led down this path but I explains it I saw Tom Arnold and I was like oh he this this guy who has 246 subscribers should probably have more than that if he's getting pretty good gets. Right? And Tom Arnold too. Yeah, I know, right? So his podcast, Pop Up with

Paul, was kind of interesting. He was pretty good at interviewing his guests. But when he invites Tom Arnold and Monica Casey, whatever the fuck her name is, to talk about Divorce Party, this is how he starts out his interview in clip one. Alright. I love this show because I get to meet amazing people all the time. And this is a very special day. We have two extraordinary guests who invented a phrase I don't think I ever knew for their podcast called Divorce Party. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Tom Arnold and Monica Casey. Thank you. Thank you very much, buddy. That's something comics do. They don't realize. Put your hands together for there's just the three of us here

Not only is there just the three of us, but don't clap for your own name Tom Myers is the same stupid shit all these idiots many Paulino all these comics turn podcasters Don't understand how this was too many open mics yes So I guess it does make sense that Monica and Tom are doing this podcast because obviously Monica had a pretty public divorce to that George guy who we don't know. And Tom Arnold has been divorced three or four times. So they should be the experts on this topic. But they both have some really bad podcast habits. And I noticed that first actually within the pop up with Paul. So in clip two, this is how Tom is going to respond when pop-up Paul asks him about divorce party in double speed.

My sister, there's a documentary series about my sister called The Queen of Math. She was the biggest drug dealer in America. And people are always like, was it embarrassing to have a sister be a drug dealer? And I'm like, not when I was doing drugs, it was embarrassing. It was handy. But you figure out, because that is my art, is my life. And I have been divorced for two. I said everything is all different, but now I have these kids. And divorce is a whole different world with kids. Because if the other person is not, you know, they're like, I don't want to hurt life and and I have been divorced for two I said they're all everything is all different

But now I have these kids and it works the whole different world with kids Because if the other person is not you know, they're like, I don't hurt him So you end up in corner the cops cops a lot, but if cops took their mom out of the house on Christmas She called him I would not do that, but but I'm like, oh, she's trying to get me arrested I have 21 cameras inside outside my house of people like is it the crime in LA? I'm like no there for one person because when you get cops come they say well, she said this happened I go let's watch the tape. Yeah, and then okay But you know, I think that you you know that also if doing our show

I've heard from other people that have had similar You know six seven year custody things and so you don't feel alone. You don't feel you know like such a failure And you also go okay. There's some money on the other side this I can't control the other person But I can sure talk about I say she does say what are you gonna quit talking about the awful things I do I go when you quit doing like for real. That's the thing you know so that's what divorce parties about okay? that insane insane stream of consciousness So I think times used to doing shows by himself a lot of these people are used to doing shows by themselves Just ramble on and out of that. I got to put some pauses in let someone else talk

I can see him trying to do a show by himself. Yeah, yeah, I think he could do that So I'm gonna blow it. Oh wait that was sped up for a second. I thought it was time from the 80s Oh wait, that was sped up. For a second there, I thought it was Tom from the 80s. It's a quack. So I did want to check out one specific part. We're going to slow down one of those parts. So in my clip three, we are going to check out why Tom feels the need to have security cameras around his house. I have 21 cameras inside and outside my house, and people are like, is it the crime in LA? And I'm like, no no They're for one person because when you get cops come today say well, she said this happened. I go let's watch the tape Yeah, yeah, so I'm not sure how many restraining orders he currently has against him from his ex-wives

Well, that's interesting. So I found this article about his acts that he's referring to because they were separated in 2020 and Cuz that sounds like he has a restraining order against her Yeah, he's acting like the reason that she has the cameras is to protect himself time I don't can't possibly ex-wife files restraining order claims actor threatened her she will not be safe is the article that came out and It says I'll repeatedly harass me verbally and disturbs my peace on OFW podcasts and other social platforms, all of which are accessible and viewed by our children. I see a barrage of insults daily via OFW.

Now OFW is our family wizard. It's a messaging app for former couples to manage the children. I thought it was OnlyFans something. Yeah, I know. OFW something What are you talking about So this is the incident that they're talking about where she called the cops on him And then he said what did she say I did well, let's go watch it and then they ended up arresting her He on Christmas Day whoops. Yeah, so she was just like I'm not taking sides here I'll take the guy's side. That's that's the guy's right in this one She's probably a psycho lunatic who as he said in that sped up clip is

Using the kids to try to get back at him any way that she can with courts and the law and police He's showing up in Check game chat rooms to chat with his kids. Yeah. T Arnold 420 says your mom's a cunter. Right. Now, I do think that this guy probably is the worst person to host a show like this that talks about how to get a divorce, the joys of divorce. Celebrating your failures. Right. He's like, it's not going great for him. I would want to talk to someone who maybe like, gets along with his ex and are able to co-parent I actually you know he probably is he definitely should be celebrating his failures since he basically built a career off of his divorce from

Roseanne He had a career before that okay. He was odd the show. He was a writer at the show No, him because yeah his Association with roads in sure didn't make a movie or two also That's right two hundred. I believe two hundred Mikhail's Navy anyone wow that's more credits for every job Wow very impressive. I should have known yes Andy what did you pick up on from this show? I know you checked out a different episode of the we haven't got got to the pie

I know that's just been anything else from pop-up with Paul? I know you checked out a different episode of the podcast. We haven't gotten to the podcast yet. I know, that's just been in. Is there anything else from pop-up with Paul that we should hit before we- I think we should be checking out the podcast. Move on, all right. Okay, well, I know that I'm a hack podcaster, but these two, it's just- Who talked to you at DappelCon?

They sound like shit. Who got in your ear at DappelCon? This show sounds like shit, it looks like shit. Lindsay is just reading a wiki bio off of her phone when she's introducing her guest like Patrick Michael. It's terrible. Our guest today is Lindsay Heller. She is a partner at Fox Rothschild and she is in the Family Law Department practicing in New Jersey and New York. It's technically Valentine's Day here for this episode So we are going to ask her all the love questions Please welcome to the show. Hi Lindsey. All right. I agree with you on that intro and actually have an example of another episode Okay, great. What is it's technically Valentine's Day. I was just gonna ask that technically it's Valentine's Day

But we're 14th we get it. Well, are they filming on Valentine's Day episode airing on Valentine's Day? Yeah, but I'll never know because broads have birthday weeks and birthday Valentine's Day week everybody So I watched an episode where they brought on you guys gonna be excited about this guest Laurie ice Fetrich Oh The Laurie oh, yeah, I guess you guys don't remember that this woman's from American Gladiators I'm to divorce party with Monica Casey and Tom Arnold. Our guest today is a former American gladiator She's also the host of the podcast chillin with ice and you can catch her in the Netflix documentary Muscles and mayhem, please. to the show, Laurie Fetrick.

So I heard that, like, it was a podcast called Chillin' with Ice. What does that look like? And it's an American Gladiator. What does that look like, I wonder? These are all photos of her from 30 years ago. With me, Laurie Fetrick. Maybe 40. Or maybe 40 You know me as ice from the American gladiators No, no one knows you for joining me on this podcast where we're gonna dive in and go behind the scenes on the number one hit

Iconic show of the 90s. It's hold on. This is all glory day She thinks that people are like pining for American gladiators in the 90s I know hey, that's that woman that shot a tennis ball into that guy's nuts. Yeah. What a hero. Who do you remember from... We watched American Gladius growing up. Who do you remember from that show?

Zero. None. Okay. There's probably a guy named Turbo. There's probably a guy named Zero. Turbo Malendez. Yeah, right. He was on that show.

But no one remembers Ice. No one's just like, oh, Ice has a podcast? No, right. He was on that show. But no one remembers Ice. No one's just like, oh, Ice has a podcast now? Sweet. Time to get up close and personal on what drove us to be Gladiators, what challenges we faced, and how we overcame to reach all of our goals. I know in this first season,

inquiring minds wanna know, was there drama, fights, hookups? Are we all still friends? What did we do in our personal lives? And how are we staying in such good shape years later? Well, I do not care. Yeah, I have a feeling this could all be covered in two hours, not a whole season. I don't know, man. I like people who revisit their glory days over and over and over. Like who?

I feel like that's a fun thing to do. So she brings on the laser, the longest running gladiator on American Gladiators. And they have an amazing conversation, these two. It's just what you want. Okay, so now the last time I spoke with you, you were going for an MRI on your shoulder. Yeah. And do we have the results from that yet?

Yeah, I just got, she was. So, you know my history with, I've been plagued with many injuries. I've had, I lost count. I've had at least 12 shoulder operations and now... All right, so it's talking about your ailments with old people who you kind of used to know a little bit because on Saturday afternoons you'd watch American Gladiators at your friend's house. Last time I saw you you had a steroid needle sticking out of your pants. Right, but I'm hoping though, because that's just her other show, I'm hoping that on this show they don't start talking about like injuries and ailments

and being old. Back then would they do, what's the shot? Like was it like a Nova cane or something so people could keep going? Cornishone. Still to this day we get it. I was in G-T-M-I-C football and someone gets hurt. I'm like give him a shot and told to get back out there. And that's exactly that's exactly what we did. I mean it's kind of like I injured my I tore a small meniscus in my left side of my knee. Pretty fun stuff huh? Just what you wanted. It sounds like a divorce podcast. Nope not at all actually it sounds like someone reliving their glory days and the way this starts off Monica sucks to your point about reading off the Wiki page, there's zero prep put into this,

and this is just embarrassing. So nice to meet you. Nice meeting you. I don't know if it was Lori, but I was sending a check in like, hey, see you tomorrow. And he was like, yeah, okay. And then I was like looking up, I should have just typed your name,

but I was like gladiators. And there was one of some chick doing like cartwheel flip-flop back twist I don't know if it was you but you know that no, you know who that was that was um jet from the UK I just happen to see a highlight of another gladiator somewhere. Was that you? Chances are it wasn't yeah, we don't all look alike, You know right very offensive that you would even think ice does sound like KB It's amazing wouldn't yeah, you're right wouldn't idiotic thing to say to someone. We just bring them out Hey, nice to meet you. Yes, a really cool video of this guy doing the skateboarding trick was that you no? No, and I can't do that either. Yeah, yeah, that's too bad. It would've been nice Andy back to you

What do you got well since we just went there if you wanted to skip to my clip five? This is the part of the episode where the guest Lindsey Heller who's a divorce attorney She starts and a hypnotherapist, right? I Know I don't know. Yeah, I was watching this episode. okay. Well, she's gonna explain the busiest time of year for Divorces. Do you feel like more people are gonna call your office tomorrow after Valentine's Day or is it more after the holidays? So it depends on what you mean by call after the holidays the winter holidays Our calls come flooding in for a new divorce to start because people are trying to hold it together for the holidays. Maybe they're making a new year's resolution.

So we have the January divorce and in fact, a partner of mine does a blog post about it every year like the new year's resolution divorce. After Valentine's Day, I'm getting flooded with emails about what someone's current or former spouse is or is not doing I just think that Valentine's Day brings about a lot of emotions some of them happy and some of them really not so happy And especially in my work really not happy, but I actually did get two calls today for prenuptial agreements Which is interesting timing too Whoa predubs Yeah, it's amazing. Who is this for?

This show is so depressing. This is for Monica and Tom to get free legal advice from this woman But you could just see Monica getting so happy that other people are getting fucked over just the same way that she is I was just yeah Let's talk about that yeah, she should be co-hosting misery loves company I loves it when other people are missing get out there. They're looking for be yeah Get out there. This is the time. I will just show has Faded I think the last episode was June right of this year I feel like it's just the same story over and over again because stuff from

Clips that we've already heard are things that I clipped Tom telling the same shit about me saying the podcast is not there what are you talking about because you get bored you watch it once you've seen it a hundred times I agree with you on that so they're still releasing episodes on audio platforms they don't put it on YouTube any correct huh I wonder if Tom's feeling like I'm not looking so much because this was only like two months old I think right that's what I mean yeah It's why it's June, but just on the heels of that with the Christmas stuff Be more interesting Carl

Because Tom's a relatable guy, so he's going to he's got a story for everything especially when it comes to the holidays I've never once I had therapy. I'm my second or third wife and She she said well, we really need to go see the therapist today That's the most felt and you know, it's important and she just wanted to tell me that she wanted to divorce how lovely Divorced oh how lovely Valentine's day God can't make it up so he gets Divorced on Valentine's Day, and you were talking about the other thing that happened to him on Christmas

Yeah, right and his dad died on Easter. He's just bad with the holidays I think yeah, but why do you go see a therapist to say I want to get a divorce like I know we got a fucking Pay for this appointment too much of a therapist to say I want to get a divorce like I know we got a fucking paper this appointment Too much of a posse to fuck. Yeah As a woman who's been divorced twice let me tell you Agrees that we should be divorced All right, what else did you pick up on Lucy for the audio podcast you listen? Well, so I listened to a couple of different audio Episodes so one of the episodes that I listened to is just Monica no Tom in this episode

and the reason for that is because she has a mystery guest on in other words it's one of her besties and the two of them just like tackling hens for the entire episode it is the most annoying stuff in the entire world so in my clip five Monica starts out the conversation about how women need to be empowered and that's a big part of all of this stuff. And the conversation starts out by saying, now that I'm a mom, ew. You know, now that I'm a mom, ew. Now that I'm a mom, shooom.

And I have a daughter. It's like all of these issues are coming up for me or I see myself in her and I just want to like, I just think, God, why didn't somebody educate me more or show me like something different? Like, hey, bitch, pick yourself, like learn from a young age to pick yourself. And maybe we won't have all these problems and distractions. So she started that out by saying, I have a daughter gross. Is she talking to her gross daughter in the end

when she's like, bitch, pick yourself. Or maybe she looked over in the corner and saw her daughter. That's what she went, ew. This is what the Cheesecake Factory is for. It's for divorced moms to talk about their divorces and how much they hate their kids. You don't do it on a podcast. I'm on my way. Did you two want to order?

This menu is just so big. You're going to have to give us another 10 minutes. So then Gerald said. That's literally this entire episode. Okay. Completely awful. In my clip 10, Monica again explains that the wisdom of other women helped her get through the hard times of divorce. I met like 25 women who had stories of bankruptcy and divorce and

had like cancer and you know like all of the major life things these women had already and survived it and had other stories after that. And I was, you know, young enough to like totally appreciate the wisdom of other women. She totally appreciates the wisdom of other women, but then she very quickly backtracks on that in my clip 11 when she explains the only thing that makes her feel better about her sad, sad life. Okay. I'm just glad Dick Masterson is not here and I'd be screaming at this woman. Wisdom!

And the only thing that helped was other girls eventually who I met who told me about their friend who got left at the altar, their friend whose boyfriend died in a car accident. I immediately saw someone who, someone, whether it was that exact person or their friend of a friend, I didn't care, who was like, they went through a tragedy too. This isn't that, you're not the only one. Oh, that totally explains how they came up with this podcast. That's the origin story of this podcast.

Isn't it great when you find out that someone else went through the same horrific event that you did? No, that's awful. Not only that, but that somebody died. Oh my god. I'm so happy that your husband died Slow down yeah, so the airbag did deploy in time. It's what we're through the witch. How far did he go? Let's talk about on the internet. Yeah Metric how far how many how many meters did he go? I'm curious. That's why all those things are anonymous. Alcoholics anonymous, narcotics anonymous.

You're not supposed to put it on the internet for everyone. Yeah. Just keep it to yourself. You're an awful person. Don't broadcast that and advertise it everywhere you go. But that's what makes them an awful person. That's why we love it. That's why we enjoy this show. I wanna go back to this show with ICE, the American gladiator. Yeah, because as you

guys heard, it started off with were you the one doing Kurt wheels? What about cortisone shots? How are you feeling? And so this transition into divorce talk is so smooth. I mean, you guys won't even notice that it happened. Next day. I was fine. Let's go Let's get into the divorce shit That was the guest. Yeah, they had to do a hard cut and then the guys like hey, can we talk about divorce stuff now? Let's keep it moving why I'm here now guys. You're gonna be surprised but that woman right there

Yeah, Tory ice fretrickrick, is a lesbian. Oh! So let's get into some hot lesbian talk. She probably fucks her husband standing up. Nope! Let's get into some hot ass lesbian talk. And then after the best friends, Mark Allison is like, oh, turns into a little romance. Then because we're girls, by the way, and this is very true in the relationships

There's not a lot of sex involved in less the girls hormones or where they should be otherwise It's oh, let's just watch TV and you realize two three months goes by and you're like, holy We haven't even had sex in two to three months. Oh That's not the hot lesbian talk I was expecting at all Actually kind of sucked. Is there me Timber? I do have to say so at dabble con to this past weekend I went into the ladies room there were two women Flashing each other showing off their tits to each other and then there were a couple of other women talking about how they do All they want is to get dicked down and I was like there has never been saucy or bathroom talk Wow in a ladies room

Ever I thought I was just fantasizing. That's what was going on. That has never happened Really what was going on at devil con two. So if you're late at devil con two, that's not you fellas All the chicks were horny all looking for dick around there. One of them was Cardiff's wife But still now this woman is also twice divorced and has another wife and She's gonna talk about her current wife. I was telling Monica. Monica's told me several times, she's so smoking hot. She's smoking hot.

I go, oh my God. Oh no, she's definitely smoking hot. It really is. She's 18 years younger than me. Amazing. And I always, and Tom laughed at this when I said it on my podcast. I said, I had to get somebody younger than me to take care of me because I never had kids.

This is literally a mom wife. This is specifically what we're talking about here. 18 years younger because I didn't have kids. So now here's my kid living with me and she also likes my box. So that part's not quite the same So it's great to have a chick 18 years younger than you that is your wife What's the downside because she goes through the upsides we get it. What's the downside to that? The downside the downside is if you're talking about something they go, what's that? if you're talking about something they go what's that? Are you fucking kidding me? Translation, she's never heard of American Gladius is what that means. No, it's the biggest star on TV in the 90s. I've never even heard of this thing. Is there a

wiki page? Oh, so it's like American Ninja Warrior? No, no. That show sucks compared to what we used to do. Are you kidding me? All right. So then we talk about her taste in women because she's not into the butch lesbians. She wants like a hot chick, which I appreciate. Yeah. It's like a lot of them, if they've had... Oh, watch Tom on this. He is so checked out of this conversation. He wants nothing to do with what she's saying.

It's like a lot of them, if they've had any kind of childhood trauma, any kind of serious rape, molestation, anything like that, they've flipped to the other side and they're just like, I hate men. I don't want anything to do with men. But yet they act, they look and they want to be just like a man. I don't understand that. It's like why is that even why I don't know I'm not quite understanding that side of it Um, i've always been that lesbian to where it's like I love beautiful women Did she just say you could be molested into being a lesbian into being a man? I think yeah a butch manly lesbian like the lgbtq community is just like were you molested? Yeah, come on over

We got you. You can hang out with us. No problem. That was weird. It's like, all right, this conversation's not fun in any single way. Yeah, Tom shows it. Yeah, no one wants to touch this. I used to do funny stuff.

So then, Ice explains her relationship with men because she didn't come out as gay until she was 30. Men, I just can't mentally get on the same level. Physically, I can all day long. I mean, and that's not the whole thing. Most lesbians are like, oh dear God, I can't stand having sex with men. And I'm like, no, I'm the opposite actually.

I actually enjoy it. I just get bored with you. You know? She's not a lesbian. I was just gonna say, it doesn't sound like she's a lesbian. Hey Ice, news flash, you are not a lesbian. I love it when sex with dudes,

but I'm a lesbian, so I don't do it very often. Yeah, I love it with dudes, but you know I'm a lesbian So I don't do it very often. Yeah Okay, just find an interesting guy yeah trust me no one likes dudes all right dudes are gross So if you're actually even thinking about sleeping with one of us dudes you're straight you have to be there's no way You're just like I mean guys in a pinch doesn't make sense All right, what else did you pick up on Andy from your episode? Oh, let's see. Well in the beginning of mine Tom's not even there. Okay, he shows up well about Five minutes late is the worst equipment to write so nowhere near any kind of microphone He's just in a bigger room the one that I clipped

I don't think anybody has a microphone neat But in clip three Tom finally decides to join the show and we're going to quickly Realize that the woman that they're taking life advice from you should not be listened to Very nice to meet you too. Thank you for doing yeah. Thank you for having me Well, it's our honor. We're thrilled. Yes, she was Lindsay was just telling me she just had her second baby. I did. He's seven and a half months old. So I can't say just but when I look at the scale, I tell myself just you know, oh, that's good. It's the best thing. You have seven and a half months old

and how old? Three. Well, that's a handful. A lot of people don't miss the baby thing. I miss the baby thing because you know, they're right here and they go right here and beat up. Yeah. My baby is my son. My three year old is my daughter. And my son is just so sweet. But even he's like already becoming too independent for me at seven and a half months old, you know? Right. Yeah. I'm being outsmarted by a three year old and my infant child is He's like already becoming too independent for me at that old you know right yeah

I'm being outsmarted by a three-year-old and my infant child is trying to abandon me, but ask me any all your questions I'm an expert. I'll give you life advice Why does it look like Tom is is this his daughter's room? Yeah, what she's definitely there for the one weekend a month that he's allowed to have them good point. Yeah My studio most of the time good to see you honey. I got to do a show right But in clip for that comes up in the custody battle that these two are having and he turned it into a podcasting So then yeah, nobody's even watching or listening to yeah, it's very hurtful Yeah, a CPA

Walks in and make sure that there's a clean space for the kids Yeah, but in clips or a her CPI ass whatever Everything seems to be in order here both all right you can write this off on your taxes Both all right you can write this off on your taxes So clip for everybody's like thank God Tom showed up cuz like he's got Hollywood charisma right he's gonna make this show interesting fuck Yeah, nope. Hey, I spent this up to mercifully get everybody through it quick There's a lot going on so I got cards for each and my daughter took the time the eight--year-old the second grader and she wrote the names on the things that you really took the time And I did that get a box and made a box and my son till late yesterday He's like I'm not gonna do it. And then I said here's the cards sign your name on it. Just sign your name

All right, happy bday, whatever but uh, but we ended up getting it. Uh, we got we rallied last night Got everything done and got them to school. Yeah, my daughter had a whole outfit planned today I mean it was I think yeah girls and boys are so different. Yeah I got everything done God what's next can we just look at all the pictures on your phone for the next hour? I'm gonna be the fucking show nice zoom meeting everyone. This has been a lot of fun I gotta go can I look at pictures your cats, please? meeting everyone I gotta go can I look at pictures your cats, please? Oh shit was there anything interesting going on in the episodes that you listen to Lucy well I get a key in on I have a little story so I checked out another episode

And I have a little bit of a story before we get into it so last night at about 10 o'clock I was pulling clips and I found this clip, and I thought it was pretty funny, so I went to go send it to one of my good friends and She has the same first initial as my boss I found this clip and I thought it was pretty funny. So I went to go send it to one of my good friends and She has the same first initial as my boss no, boy, so I Sent the email and she didn't respond very quickly. So I was like what the hell so I sent her a text message I was like why haven't you responded to my email yet? She goes you didn't email me

So I go and look at my sent I emailed my boss an email that reads Dude check out Tom Arnold jizzing his pants over the fact that slipknot is from Iowa. Oh no I Haven't been fired yet I mean not really at my not really your boss is a big slipknot fan And Iowa don't forget, Iowa I mean, not really at my job. Not really. Luckily your boss is a big Slipknot fan. And Iowa, don't forget Iowa. So yeah, that was my extremely, extremely embarrassing moment here.

So in clip 12, we are going to listen to Tom Arnold jizzing his pants over the fact that Corey Taylor from Slipknot, or Slipnut as he says, whatever, is from Iowa. Corey Taylor, thank you buddy. You know, thank you for being on the show. You know, you were you have the Iowa connection like myself. I call it amazing career. And, you know, your band, slip nut. It is if you're not from Iowa, and you see and you had an album we used to call, named Iowa, a fantastic, amazing music, just killer, killer music, the whole and the whole look of everything, you go that doesn't seem like a very Iowa thing, that band. But if you go to Iowa, you go, okay, I know where that comes from. What? that mean I don't know dude slipknot is from Iowa. I

Don't know if you're aware of that. Yeah, he goes on um clip 13, please I got a lot. I got a lot of joy out of telling people you know fucking slip dots from my own to man I just right right Corey Taylor is like I don't want to have this conversation I didn't know where slip that was from and I still don't care. Yes, exactly. Doesn't change anything. He brings it up several times, but don't worry because in my clip 14, Monica can't be left out of all the Iowa fun. Oh, good.

Okay. I love the Iowa contingency because I went to Arizona State and there's a lot of Iowa people that flock to Arizona. So that's how I heard about your band. Yeah. Oh, right on. Yep. That's even worse than talking about Iowa. I lived in another state. These people suck at this. And also Iowa. We're liking Iowa right now. I met a lot of people at DabbleCon too this past weekend from Long Island. And I never mentioned to them that where I went to college, a lot of people from

Long Island went to. Because it never even crossed my mind to be that boring yes For a second I think maybe I should make this a more boring conversation right now It's okay if you don't have an Iowa fun fact you can just stay out of this one Monica No problem. She doesn't know how to shut her pie hole. That's why she got divorced. I assume Alright anything else that we should be hitting from either of you. Yeah, I got two more okay in clip eight Clichés are clichés for a reason sure women drivers Asian drivers anybody that's on the road while I'm driving But everybody knows that your ex's lawyer is a fucking scumbag And this is Tom talking about that and can you attach a video?

I think she did have a video at her filing of me and Monica talking on a radio show about something that literally had happened that's on tape where she tried to lure me out of the house, the kids were there, and have a guy in the bushes serve me, and we felt, you know, because I have to have so many cameras. It's all on tape.

And then when I figured out what it was that he was disturbing me, it was 145 counts of contempt of court for he was five minutes late for FaceTime. He, and then I have the court transconferential, awesome. Because that judge is like, whoa, let me just get, it's five days in jail for each 145. And he says to her, so you think this is a fair punishment, two years in prison for what, five minutes late on FaceTime? And she goes, yeah, I do.

I do. And then he said, do you think it's fair to your children that their father would go to prison for two years for FaceTime? And she goes, well, I would teach them. And then he turned on her lawyer and goes, buddy, do you think it's a good use of this court's time? So I feel like his three other divorces,

he's been fooled by all the divorce lawyers into all of the charges, right? Right. And now- Wise enough. Yeah, now he's got like whisper drones around his ex, so like keeping an eye on everything, but- I I would have been like I'm late to my own podcast FaceTime yes, it happens. Yeah, but I was moving guys

So he's learned his lesson. I'm Iowa. Mm-hmm, but the last clip that I had clip 10 Tom has a story about his ex-wife hating him so much that she wanted to get any chance of him siring more children wiped off the face of the earth. Whatever. We were not even together. There was an embryo four years ago that I had forgotten about. We were in this first settlement concert with the mediator and all of a sudden the door opened and it walks a woman that's a

notary and and I could tell that she had asked this notary come up put in front of me to sign and give my thumbprint so they could destroy the rest of the embryos I'm the one that should have been like okay where are those things let's sign here initial here now watch this lab tech smash your unborn children like a rabbi He had a wedding Fuck your kids Tom. That's fun. Yay Divorce Lucy you have one more clip on here video clip. I do worth checking out. Oh, we might as well So this is a clip where in order to promo their new show they do a morning news TV spot and the interview couldn't

possibly start out worst. So at first the host only introduces Tom and then Tom blathers on for way too long and then the host can't even remember Monica's name which kind of makes sense because she's a nobody. Alright. Tom's not joining a rock band. His nails are painted but it's courtesy of one of his kids. Quinn, last night when she paced my nails so then I won't take it off until she takes it off because I don't want to, I mean it's a thing.

So last night she was scruffy, blue and she... Oh, you're father of the queer. Took it off and I said okay, thank you honey, I have the TV in the morning. She's like, no I'm going to paint them again. I have to TV at the morning. Yeah, she's like, I'm it. No, I'm gonna paint him again It makes me think of her so It makes me think of her so So what do you do? Exactly. It makes me think of her.

So there we go. The beautiful woman next to Tom is not either a past Mrs. Arnold or a future Mrs. Arnold. You never know. No future. Okay. Her name is Monica. Monica Casey. Monica Casey.

Yes, yeah. Her name is a er, er, er. Oh shit. Well, I just, I can't believe how horrible this TV interview is. First of all, they only had had the only social media that they Had up there was for Tom Arnold. They didn't say anything about the podcast, but also Tom is like hi. I'm Tom I'm here to talk about my pretty pink pink fingernails that of divorce what Shirt yeah, we talked about this sure it's pretty nice. I got it in a store

Okay All right, so that show was pretty brutal Yeah, we talk about this shirt. It's pretty nice. I got it in a store Okay All right, so that show was pretty brutal. I know why you looked it up dinks extra divorces Yeah, looking for more did it help you with your your divorces and your future divorces? I'm gonna have so many divorce parties I'm gonna celebrate with Tom and Monica good because you do have a gift that will unwrap later on from future Lucy type box acts, the great Seamus. Ooh, said something again. And, uh, speaking of issues with marriages and things, uh, Aaron Imholte had a trial yesterday.

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All of these years, we do appreciate you. Let's talk about Aaron Imholt and what he's been up to because he went to court and the reason why is because he has a restraining order with his first ex-wife because they had an agreement that he's not allowed to talk shit about her on his podcast and they were talking all sorts of mad shit about her. You go back. You should go on Tom Arnold

You go back to December. It's crazy. I've seen the clips where they're talking about Ashley dying and then April because they were still married at the time April was like gonna diddle herself over like watching this happen It's just like this seems really inappropriate Something about her bean. Yeah, she's gonna flick her bean to it. It's like, that's the mother of your three children. What are you doing? That seems crazy. And so there was a restraining order issued in January that said, stop talking about me.

So Aaron, so smart, he goes, I won't mention her by name. I'll just say a family member, a cousin, and then talk all sorts of mad shit. Only problem is, it was very obvious to everyone involved what was going on and who he was talking about. So he went to court yesterday, and in court what they settled on was he had to pay 135 bucks for court fees or whatever, and then he's got a year probation. He can't get in trouble for anything else.

He certainly can't talk about his acts in any single way. Or that cunty cousin of his. Right. They can't broadcast anything on the show. So it's not just Aaron. If there's chats he pulls up on the screen, if there's a co-host, a guest on the show, if anyone brings her up, he's in control of the show.

He has to make sure that doesn't happen. Oh my God, he's finally gonna make the goal with everybody trying to get him that's hilarious yeah and then you're like oh I'm taking my money back he's finally gonna make the goal you guys I don't think he's gonna pull this off no and actually our boy doom put together this clip for us where doom's pretty sure he already violated it the day he got home from court to do a show with his buddy Matt. So this is Aaron's take on this. It's amazing how everything is another win for the toe.

Once again, this guy is winning and we all hate it. MSO says Aaron is inmate. Oh, you ate one too. Do I really do I have a number? MSO says Aaron is inmate. Oh you 812 Do I really do I have a number I Don't know I don't know. I looked you up. You weren't booked so That's kind of bummed out about that. I mean I wasn't booked into jail, but no I was fingerprinted like I was booked and fingerprinted No, one shot No mug shot.

You know? Yeah. Everyone is sitting here going, oh, is there gonna be a mug shot? I thought there was gonna be a mug shot today. We were all excited for the mug shot. Yeah, cause I look fucking good. You know what's great?

What? Is when people who hate you, like Patrick or somebody posts a picture that, like somebody was waiting outside the courthouse and got a picture of me as I came out of the courthouse. Are you fucking kidding? Dude, I'm famous, I'm the man. I'm the fucking greatest thing.

These people. This gets so much douchier, but it starts off very douchey. Can I just also ask, did he get his eyebrows done? I realize that they are hidden under his hat a little bit, but did he seriously, like, did he do his eyelashes and look beautiful for his mugshot? Probably yeah, he wanted to dress to the nines and look amazing for this. He's all happy with himself here People follow me all over the place. They love me I'm the other Melton fan. There's nothing better to do with their life than to follow you around and watch you winning, bro

I'm the fucking man This is the perfect sidekick for this guy Wow, yeah, I guess you're just like traveling to court and winning and then driving home and winning and now we're together and you're winning See talking about so mo winning Really am I can't help it anymore. I can't even be humble around these people you You follow me, you take pictures of me looking fucking dressed to the nines. I look fucking stunning. All right, let's look this up. I want to see what he's talking about. Stunning he looked because Patrick Melton is over in Scotland right now. We had to hang out with him, which was nice for Dble con, but he did post this on his Twitter. It says the details of the court hearing is as Aaron pled guilty will pay $135. His sentence is 90 days in jail stayed for one year. He must not violate that restraining order again. LOL. He will on tonight's show and remain law abiding for one year to avoid jail. So if he fucks this up, 90 days

in jail, he was booked. He said there should be a mugshot. I guess there wasn't. Prosecutor made a point in the court that he had to plead guilty to what was considered an enhanceable offense, which meant if future harassment slash restraining order violations, the penalties would be enhanced. Aaron and his lawyer didn't seem to know this. As part of the pleading guilty, Aaron described his as on a blog cast I host I mentioned and criticized the person who had the protection order against me. He called it a blog cast I was just going to say that's so stupid

Said he made jokes which he was not proud of stated He was not in the same mindset today that he was that the relationship between him and the victim was better than before and that He took responsibility for his actions when he left the court he thanked the judge and there he is This handsome gentleman right here in his blue suit his brown shoes Do you know who Chris Porco is do you guys remember Chris Porco? I don't he was he's from he was in Rochester at U of R He left you of art to go axe murder his parents. Okay, they succeeded with one He looks exactly like Chris porco in that picture Okay, well, that's one compliment. Yeah, it's nice this thing. I've ever said about Aaron

I don't want to get too critical about fashion, but the bottom button I wouldn't have done both buttons on that one, but this is what he's out proud of himself for This is where he's like I look like the man over here. All right. Let's like he's attending a funeral for Comedy, let's yuck it up with Matt some more about how amazing a victory this is as evidence When they posted the picture online as like there's Aaron coming out of the courthouse There were people who I've seen tweet at me that I'm the biggest piece of shit in the world and they go He actually does look really good who would do that who would look at him and be like wow that guy was good it's made up yeah he loves making shit up like this and then it's like another win everybody thinks it's nice too and I'm like

it's really tailored to nice too people just like I fucking hate this guy his show sucks he's begging for money oh my god he looks looks good. Look at that that suit Well, if it's perfectly that's a woke dad's type story. Yes very much So Daniel Alexander on tik-tok and then they thanked me. Yes, and then they said you've changed the world I went have I I guess I have He I went with the light blue shirt. Yeah with the dark blue jacket Uh-huh the dark blue pants, brown belt, tied together with some beautiful high mirror shine, brown dress shoes.

I think you were the one complimenting yourself. You seem to be way more into the suit than anybody else possibly could be. Well look what he normally wears. He's actually dressed up today. Look great. Look great. Look great. And then we have There are things I can't say. Well, yeah, obviously people I can't mention But there has there is a

Go on Let's just say something. There is something in this world. Let's call it the constitution. Okay That is being amended yes in a way that is very good for all involved fuck is he talking not to be cryptic or anything what okay let's just say today was a good day got today was a very very good day I went I went in, let's- Start spitting, let's go. Talking about Roe v. Wade. No idea, let's see what he's talking about. Let's talk about it, man. Did you get fucked around and get a triple double?

Was it, today was a good day? Oh my god, fuck you, dude. It was, no, but it was, it was a good day today. We did not have a morning show, so got the morning off. That was nice. Got out of the fucking courthouse. I looked at my lawyer and I said, well, it looks like I'm getting out of here exactly about 10 minutes before the show would have ended. So I got is that if you did hit the goal or didn't hit the goal, I need to know what specific

time we're talking about here to sleep in an extra hour. That was about the difference. Look at these victories. Could you imagine being like, hey, I'm done. I would still be doing a show. Don't you enjoy doing a show? I do. I'd never sit here and just be like, oh, thank God I have to do Who Are These podcasts. That would have sucked if we had to sit here and do Who Are These podcasts today. This is a huge victory for him. He's neither folding laundry nor talking about how he made microwave soup. That's true. He didn't bore the shit out of people. He hates his job.

It's bizarre to me that you would be in broadcasting, whatever he thinks he's doing, his internet show and hate it as much as he does. The way he's talking about it, it was amazing. I didn't have to do my show today. It's like, well, if you didn't create such a horrible show that you despise, and it comes through, it's so obvious, and then he just admits it. Yeah, we hate it too. It's like, well, if you didn't create such a horrible show that you despise and it comes through, it's so obvious and then he just admits it. Yeah, we hate it too. It's not good. You begging for the goal and stressing out every single morning and afternoon. There being no morning show is the best thing everyone heard all day.

Yeah. It's like he was getting some of the outfit compliments. Let's hear some more of these W's he was racking up today. Friends, Bone Cold Fleas Austin says, you are the Batman and Melton is the Joker. What would he do without you? Go back to ripping off regular people? No, I've changed things.

Citizen M is in the chat saying it's going to be his life's mission to destroy Nick. I've got bad news for you Citizen M. Nick beat you to it. He's doing it on his own. I'm sorry buddy. I have an update on Nick. Nick was in court today too. Did you file any of that by any chance? I haven't. All own. I'm sorry buddy. I have an update on Nick Nick was in court today, too

Did you follow any of that by any chance? I haven't all right. I have some information My best best friend Ethan Ralph made the trip down to the courthouse and was actually in court today to follow all of this So I've gotten some information on you lost that no Nick beat you to it It's not you I tried to do it to already beat you to it. It's not your life mission. I tried to do it too. He already beat you to it. He just does it to himself before you can. That's what Nick told me. He goes, you know, what you have to understand is that, you know, sometimes when people are trying to destroy your life, you have to just destroy it first so they can't do it. And that's how you own them. 199 from Kiff says remain law abiding Im Holt. Can you do that? I mean, so far, so

good. All right. So doom put this up on the screen and this is from the court orders as responded must prohibit his wife, April Himmel and co-host from directly or indirectly talking about petitioner and or making director indirect disparaging and or having or harassing comments about petitioner during any online broadcast shows or social media accounts So basically this is from January when April still was on the show And this is what it's saying is like not only can Aaron not talk about this stuff But you also can't have your co-host or anyone else talking about this Shane M with two to attend bucks You ain't gonna get me to fucking read that shit. I know what you cunts are doing

All right, so Shane trying to sneak one past the goalie, but Aaron's too quick for that. Don't you fucking you shut your cunt mouth, Shane M and thank you. What I meant to say was thank you for the $10. I appreciate that. That's very kind of you. You're a nice man and I've gone off the handle. So we have 180 bucks away from tonight's goal and you'll see the note attached to it for the commissary fund. I mean I could read his and give him advice right? Yeah you can read that. Go ahead. What a fucking idiot. He already doesn't understand what's going on. Can I read this thing? Yeah of course you can. I just don't. The mother of my children also screwed me over. Any advice on this topic? Yeah, of course you can I just don't and so mother of my children also screwed me over any advice

On this topic the mother of my children also screwed me over any advice on the subject Did he already break this? Yeah, how long do they make it into this show? I don't know not long though Wow Find yourself a good attorney pay him lots of fucking money That's my advice And I've never been in such situations. I don't know that's I've just what I've heard you have to do way to cover your ass Why has the attorney not helped with situate oh my god, it's insanity Nobody that's ever hired a hitman to murder someone has ever gotten in trouble for it. Yeah, no of course you know yeah, you're fine I don't know that's I've just what I've heard you have to do

Got him we fucking got Even the prosecutor goes I can attest to what mr. Imholz said the relationship between him and Is much better is very good and everyone's very happy and but I'm like, yep. I'm like fucking hell What did I walk into here? This is nice. Take a little responsibility for your actions, say that's all in the past, I'm really sorry. And you made change.

Yeah, and you made change and then everyone goes, fucking guys, all right. Like even the people on the other side of you are like, hey, this fucking guy's okay. In Aaron's mind, he went in there and went, listen, were Were there things with their training order that I completely ignored and went against yeah, but I'm not gonna do that anymore. They went Wow and your honor of the suit Defense rests Winning I'd love to see what actually happened and then hear his take on it because he's either a compulsive liar

Most likely or he literally is detached from reality He's not understanding what's actually going on around him. Which is also very possible go now go get your fucking fingerprints I'm like all right. Oh, yeah get the fuck out and get your fingerprints. We don't need you anymore. I'm like all right It was nice. It was it was a decent experience. Yeah, I was glad to do it. It's like a restaurant glad to take Yeah, is this a Yelp review? Nice the courthouse was very nice got my finger printed very quickly down a long line. I will be honest I'm pretty sure the valet stole my car right you know that's gonna be okay What what I told my lawyer today was like I feel like this is me exercising the last vestiges of that part of my life

Yeah, like I took that shitty horrible life-destroying April Kayla Nick Aaron Team that was toxic and fucking horrible and awful and led to so many other ricochet effects that affected other people. Yeah Well, that's a future restraining order we're talking about. He cannot help himself. Jesus Christ. Okay.

This was me. Your honor, who can I talk shit about? Can you please write it down for me? I need to know. Step being like the last portion of responsibility for that. Yeah. And exercising it. It felt really good.

Good. And. Fucking good. I'm happy for it. I had people waiting outside the courtroom. Just like here he comes I'm like you're fucking soak it in bitch We got this He thinks he's a celebrity and a star yeah, you're a low cow

Yeah, George Santos had a lot of people that were waiting for him to come out to this week when Chris Chan fucked his mother Yeah, Ethan Ralph and Jesse PS were running to the scene Yeah to capture what was going on. This is the same thing idiot He really thinks that he's this and it's crazy when he's begging for money guys is a small show We need to get make this money. We need everyone to donate a small show on a lot of people We can't do it like the bigger shows and then something like this happens It's like it's unbelievable. I'm signing autographs girls are showing me their tits I I was at a fend for myself to get through this crowd. They picked me up and walked me to my car It's a hard day's night wherever he goes

It's gonna be substantially harder for him to hit the goal when he's in jail for 90 days. That's gonna be tough Yes, that's the way laws about that. Where it was really tough for him to earn money. $135 fine. That's what it cost me. Which means the goal tomorrow is 400. And his dignity. Me 135 buckaroones. Which I would have probably golfed that away this morning anyway. You know? What a douchebag. Just constantly justifying things. It's not even a big deal. Cause if I had the morning off, I would have played golf and that would have been 125. It's the same thing. All with that guy did. Cause he's like, I need the body cam footage

for discovery because I'm going to prove that they can't prove it was me on that thing. One of the lawyer we, we went back outside and listen to this story because Aaron is going to lie and then admit he was lying. But even the story, if it were true, is not as incredible. He's pretending that it is. One of the lawyers who was there and wasn't there looked at my lawyer and said, he's pulling a rickety. I left, dude, I got out of the courtroom. I hit my fucking knees I was laughing so hard and I looked and I looked in my lawyer I go do you know how happy it makes me to hear someone say Riketa as a verb as like a guy wasting the fucking court's time with horse shit funniest thing has ever heard the other attorney

Not even a part of this case looks like a span He's pulling a rickety in there and there's like I can't believe this is happening right now in Minnesota, rural, Minnesota Everyone knows about this, but listen to this Lawyer said that guy's pulling a rickety I Was so happy I was told tonight's show is gonna be a doozy and so far. It's looking good. All right fine I lied it was my lawyer who said that My lawyer said he's poor okay, and I don't know if I have enough fake laughter for that so doesn't that change everything

Yes, okay, I mean I was so laughing about that though. I was told it was gonna be a doozy I mean yeah, they told me that right. Yeah, who could have possibly told you really coming through fucking balls off But it is people like I was talking to him About Nick's motion and everything and he goes look because I trust like my lawyer More than I do like YouTube lawyers because as good as like Sean is and he's practicing and everything else and all these other guys They also have to have a level of showmanship like they're performing So I go to my lawyer. You've also got personal experience of what he's told you and what's happened in the past

So my lawyer was like look, it's a real hail mary, but it's what everybody does in these situations It's just what you do. You try to get everything thrown out and you hope for the best He says but his motions look like he is writing them personally and they're terrible. So his lawyer is telling him, yeah, by the way, I looked at what Reketa is doing and he's doing it all wrong. This is what his attorney is saying. Does that make any sense to you, Lucy? He started that out by saying, I trust my lawyer more than I trust a YouTube lawyer right no shit dude I would hope you're paying your lawyer right that's even a question in

your mind get a new lawyer yeah it's not because they're trying to put on a show I don't understand lawyer I don't understand any of the words that he just said okay the idea of oh this other guy's motions are shit and I can tell that he's writing them himself he better be fucking writing them himself yeah he's he's literally signing off on them he said either this lawyer is a complete pushover and just letting Nick do this or this lawyer is just cashing the checks and letting him do whatever he wants basically probably the second yeah so but he said yeah those those

those are not they're not good motions he goes what he's doing there's nothing wrong with what he's doing anyone who criticizes what he's doing Mm-hmm, I guess a normal thing. Okay said but it looks like shit. Okay hit the like button Thank you do everyone subscribe to to doom channel So he stopped he ends that after saying what an amazing day he has he have to use his AK Everything's turning up Aaron for him and he says and this Nick R Ricada case, which is going to happen the next day, which is today, he goes, this guy, what he's trying to do in his case, holy shit, he's such an idiot. He has no idea what he's doing. My attorney even told me and I don't know everything that happened yet.

It's all fresh and brand new. But according to Ethan Ralph and Dick Masterson, the cops in Ricada's case lied to the judge to get an expedited search warrant to raid the house And now the judge is asking the prosecution to explain themselves They got caught red-handed with their pants down and their thumbs up their asses the prosecution now has to explain to the judge Why they lied about Aaron Imolt is a concerned citizen and not a vengeful cuck So they tried to get the search warrant they tried to say like yeah, this guy's a concerned citizen It's like no no he's trying to get them in trouble. Now we all know that he's

even talked about how he's a rat. And he ratted everyone out. If I hadn't done it first, they would have done it to me. It's like, Oh, you. Why do you talk so much? You're such a fucking idiot. Also, it implied the search warrant apply the CPS. There was a CPS report that was valid or under investigation and there was not was there a cpa there was not a cpa Callback and number three That uh, they lied about the source of nick's video so that video evidence of nick being wasted on his stream Is from cog's channel and it's edited So as soon as you bring that into evidence like well, this is why we saw this video This is why we had the're like, yeah, but that's an edited video. That wasn't direct from his stream.

We don't know how this person manipulated this. They could have VTL'd it and make it look like anything they want. So from what I've heard, and people in the chat might know better than me, it's now the prosecution has until August 30th to answer these. Like we're on hold now.

Cause they're like, how about a, how about a, how about a. And this was, I believe, believe again talking way out my ass I don't know anything about this But from what I've gathered this was Nick's idea all along to make it so that the warrant was not a legal search warrant So that then everything they found in the house and the whole situation He can't be prosecuted for so it seems like that's what he's doing and it seems like maybe they're making some headway It'll be interesting. I will all but certainly say that that August 30th date is gonna get pushed to the future you could always get almost Almost always get adjournments for stuff like that, but this definitely sounds very

Intriguing yes, I agree so many exciting lawsuits you guys like I can't wait to see how Yeah, Aaron spins this one. I want Lucy to do a law stream. Yeah. I want Chad. Yeah. Let me talk about all the lawsuits. Now, everyone- I can be your YouTube lawyer.

Well, there's some competition. Everyone's talking about this case, including our good buddy, Chad Zumach. Go back to school with Rogers and get Canada's fastest and most reliable internet. Perfect for streaming lectures all day or binging TV shows all night. Save up to $20 per month on Rogers internet. Visit Rogers.com for details. We got you, Rogers. This episode is brought to you by Mazda. When you drive a Mazda, you'll find out why our SUVs won more 2024 IIHS top safety picks than any other brand as of June 2024. Find out what makes Mazda different at Mazda.ca. And so Chad's out there talking about

this and then Chad starts rewriting history. So Chad's talking about how he knew Aaron was a loser all along and only because Aaron went after him first. Otherwise he would have no idea. He just fights it with everyone who fights with him. But listen to this from stalin19 this clip that I found where Chad is just completely lying in rewriting history. And I come out on the other side every single time. I'll take the unpopular opinion. I knew all you guys were dorks and losers.

That's why I never wanted anything to do with you. That's why I never wanted anything to do with you. That's why I never wanted to team up with you. That's why I went on Carl's podcast and I ruined his segment. I go, this guy's a clown, he's a dork. And then him and producer Chris didn't know what to do. He's not playing along, he's not playing the game. Exactly.

And then I followed every time afterwards. I just didn't have any respect. All right, so according to our buddy Chad, when he came on WATP for the first time, he just wanted to sabotage our show and ruin it, and mission accomplished. I had not heard this before, but this is what he's claiming. He knew that we sucked all along,

and that's why he did that. So I went back to that episode, and I went, what did Chad say on the episode? Because I think it was very different you were there producer Chris I was see like it was very different than what he's saying by the way We're getting the word out for him, but we are gonna understand like your podcast is very big. It's very popular You have a lot of listeners and you kids undeniable like who me a listens. We all listen so We're helping you we're getting the word out.

Maxwell's Pauly. Yeah, so basically, Chad had this rivalry with this guy in Cleveland, and he reached out to me and said, I want to come on WTP and talk about this Pauly MF was the name of the show, but he went by Maxwell back when he was on the radio, and they competed in Cleveland. And so Chad

came on and was not really being funny about it, but was very vengeful. And this is how he wrapped up the segment. Listen, guys, thank you so much. I'm a fan of your podcast. And if you want to support me, by all means you can listen to my podcast,

sit down, Zoom-lock. I'm on Kevin Brennan's podcast. I know you guys have a weird, I don't care. Anyways, I'm there. But seriously, if you can go to iTunes and leave a one-star rating to Polly MF20 I know you guys have a weird I don't care anyway, I'm there but Seriously, if you can go to iTunes and leave a one-star rating to Polly MF 20 and tell them how terrible it is Shit on this guy Those iTunes and just shit on it one star. He sucks and pun not funny You fucking asshole cuz when I was a young comic trying to make him you were

Horrible to me and now you're recovering alcoholic and if you do your 12 steps, you're supposed to like forgive You've never done that. So I will make your life a living hell. I went on who are these podcasts, which is very popular Everyone listens and you are done. It's over. Your podcast is over suck my dick Fuck off. And punt. Something's never changed. It's over. Yeah. That was Chad's take on it at the time. What year was that?

Very popular. So this is six years ago, I'm guessing. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. And he mentioned Kevin Brennan. There was nothing between us and Kevin Brennan at the time, was there? He would just tweet at me back then. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't like a real beef or anything. No, I didn't think so. I don't know what he's talking about. And there was nothing between us and Kevin Brennan at the time was there you just tweeted me back then yeah Yeah, it wasn't like a real no beef or anything. No. I didn't think so I that's just how Chad thinks with people right Chad thinks everyone's feuding with everyone

Where I'm no I mean honestly if you listen that whole segment. It's crazy It's the the poly MF episode that we did But it's non-stop Chad going this shows great everyone. Everyone listens to this show. This show's awesome. And now he comes down and just like, yeah, I knew Carl sucked all along. That's why I was terrible on the show. Let's also talk about this as he's revising history. What actually happened is, that was a horrible episode.

Chad, we couldn't even get through it with him. I had multiple segments I did without him after I kicked him off the show. And then he texted me a few weeks later and said, hey man, can I come back on the show? We can do do this other thing and it was another guy that he had a problem with That he wanted to you know personal shit that he wanted to get back at so I went sure man You have a patreon have a patreon why don't we combine? We'll do a show and we'll put it out on each of our patrons

So I'm not putting on the main feed and ruining W ATP and he came on the show. We did that again For the patreon So the fact he's just like yeah, I did that to fuck over producer Chris and Carl stick Well, then why'd you ask to come back on a few weeks later? Doesn't he makes I mean he is stupid, but that doesn't make any sense. Yeah at all. I actually had a Brush not a dust-up or anything. He just entered into my Atmosphere recently today. Yes because when Vinnie was on Twitter promoting the menu item John's litter box for Dabble time. Yeah, he I'm scrolling through the comments and Chad Zumach is in there going Fuck you. You're a hack tell mark that he sucks and he lied about me on his it was just like

Apropos of nothing right about the post so I commented in there that I said oh imagine that Chad's inserting himself into something that has nothing to do with him like comedy lineups and comment sections and I posted that under my Twitter hit my show Twitter. Yeah, and then suddenly today. I go oh My title card the first post on my Instagram liked by Chad Zumach no shit The app and threw my phone into a toilet and ran away Yeah, it's like you Chad it's crazy the chance of a compulsive liar, and it comes down to we know he's a liar

He knows he's a liar. He knows he's lying all the time. He's admitted it before that's why he's so boring It's just lying all the time, but you do wonder with that much time that passes Because he does have substance abuse problems you do wonder if he has rewritten history and believes that that's how it went down Yeah, that he punked us and he beat WATP. I won that appearance. You know, I was like, okay. If you think so. It's funny, Chad, don't you remember when the last time Stuttering John left the internet?

Where did all everybody's hate attention go over to when they didn't have John to shit on anymore? I wonder what everybody's going to do now that John isn't there to shit on. Who are they going to, I mean, Rob Saul is a good target, but I wonder what everybody's gonna do now that John isn't there to shit on who they're who are they gonna I mean Rob Saul is a good target, but I wonder who else Rob so Shitting on He wants our attention, but Chad does to that both those guys that's their problem They don't understand they want it way too bad show together. They should yes

Chad and Rob team up will make his stars Producer I so just a mix-up. Do you need a producer? Yeah, we'll talk about We'll talk about that because that is obviously crazy news that came out with Esso dough who was in this very basement He came over the first time she we came over to podcast with us We went to dinner afterwards and he's a fucking creep that is so dough who knew I gotta say I'm on a text thread with a VTL and I was in bed sleeping as it was very late, but I woke up to this huge text thread of missed messages and

He is going through and finding all these details about what he so's files were that they found and all this crazy shit It's it's horrible. It's horrific. You just read the title this crazy shit. It's horrible, it's horrific. You just read the title to these things, you're like, this is incredible. And Vince is all upset and distraught about how Shuley could even be friends with this guy. And by the time I woke up, he was trying to come up with jokes about it.

How should I compare, would this be like the Jared to TSN? It's like, well, he seems so upset. He went through the whole arc of that. Yeah, he seemed so upset and then a half an hour later, you're trying to figure out how to make jokes about it's like, well, he seems so upset. He went through the whole arc of that. Yeah, he seems so upset and then a half an hour later, you're trying to figure out how to make jokes about it. Yeah, okay. People are looking for the most titillating stuff and they're just like, I am outraged and appalled.

Yeah, well, you don't have to read any of the details of this. You can just know that he was caught with 6,000 images and videos of CP and he's a fucking gross creep and no one wants anything to do with him ever again, now that we know that. I got an update for all you guys.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I don't wanna know. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I don't wanna know.

Because that's what I'm saying. I don't like my show don't Because that's absurd as you guys know Patty broken skull aka Patty C Cups aka Sheamus McEllion Patrick Michael Many other names the list goes on I was able to finally sign up for his patreon Which is? that dude that screams Would it be that dude who screams and whatever that dude that screams where he can find his patreon so I get the notifications now I get the emails that come in and

Patrick was fired up this week. He's very upset. I received this yesterday It says if you have nothing nice to say shut the fuck up yet Everyone thinks they need to say everything without consequence It's embarrassing so many people walk freely without getting the taste slapped out of their mouth because they said something without thinking I need a lot more Rick Moran is situations happening these dummies need the belt this was directed to the whole class. I Didn't do anything. I just mighty my own business. I have my homework done and everything I don't know what you you want for me. What are you referring to? But then I don't know if you took that one down because I don't see that post anywhere

I think he took that one down and added this one which is a little bit more robust. Oh boy So this one says The name of the post is free. So I guess people are members on his Patreon for free. Is that true? trucker Andy? Somebody might know about this. It says if you are following my Patreon as a free member, don't wait a week to get the courage to run your mouth. Either do it immediately or simply keep it to yourself. You're allowed to dislike me

and I'm allowed to dislike you. But this is my page. Those are my YouTube channels and podcasts and I reserve the right to refuse service. He's so confused and confusing. Everything that he writes, you're just like, so wait, what am I supposed to do? If you want to come at me, do it right now. Oh, okay. Yeah, I will. Fuck you! That's what you told me to do. Fuck you, you're blind. Yeah, I'll wait a couple days. I don't know. What do you want? What did you tell me to do? I fuck you your block. Yeah, I'll wait a couple days. I don't know what do you want? Now that now what that means is I decide who gets to leave comments or directly message me I respect manners and decorum as it seems many of you lack this trait, and that's not your fault But it will get you blocked or deleted

Respect is the name of the game especially when it comes to specially Especially that's my favorite part especially when it comes to... Especially. Yeah, that's my favorite part. Especially when it comes to a stranger. Respect is the name of the game, especially when it comes to a stranger. I'm sure that's how he talks to you. You might indulge in my content for the goof or whatever, but don't get it twisted. I'm always going to do things my way and you're always going to need to deal with it or move on.

I don't trust any of you and nothing will change that. And then people are telling him don't worry about the haters. It's all good. Yeah, that was me. He's got a new Twitch. He's got a new Twitch channel, the skeleton thief spelled incorrectly. I'm aware I spelled it right. And then video drop. As you'd imagine, I continue my great job awesome journey with another name and my latest video about Redbar has done well, but the comments are incredibly laugh my ass off. If you're smart enough to find it, subscribe. So crash awesome is like, sorry, man, I'm not smart enough to find your video. I don't really give a shit about. Good luck with the career whatever and then broken skull says oh

sweetie don't get me to talk for free nice try though you don't get to talk to me for free nice try though good news everybody we have found the channel somebody sent this into me and it was smart enough maybe it was that clue that did it because he's got this channel that's called Comedy Capone and he does have a recent video. Now I believe a lot of these videos came over from the Great Job Awesome channel. So there's already a bunch of videos up there and he's got one on Redbar and it is doing well.

It has over 4,000 views on it. That's great. Yeah, which is fantastic. And he's going after, so he's a fan of Mike David and Redbar But not a fan of Jules David Mike's wife who was never on camera, but just talks he goes hard at Jules in this If you don't know Mike David's wife is a major part of the show and as far as I'm concerned She is the worst part and clearly the most terrifying Her name is Jules and even though she is Canadian She is pure evil to the point it makes you question what kind of household she grew up in because the

energy needed to put random people down to feel superior is unmatched. She clearly steers the ship putting together clip after clip, link after link and then going so far as to research the ticket sales for a Kid Cudi arena tour that apparently wasn't doing well simply to make fun of him for content. That's a level of evil most people won't understand. Now as she laughs at each thing Mike says, she also laughs where most people wouldn't. At things that are not even remotely comedic, she is still pursuing childlike antics on a daily basis in her real life, it's clear maturity is not something that she has acquired

yet. It's like the female Chan Tzu mock it sounds like, the way he's describing her. Honestly, her speaking or laughing adds nothing to the show. In fact, she makes you think that everything they say is real or meant to hurt feelings or destroy lives and careers. And maybe to her it is. She doesn't deliver a single word as if it is a joke. At least Mike has some sort of a comedic cadence.

Jules also has no problem telling the fans to attack people on social media, but also says how they don't want any problems. It's kind of hypocritical, right? It might also just be a joke. I think they also, I think they want problems. Kind of annoying she hasn't realized that yet. But again, maturity is lacking. And what else should we expect from a certified witch? In the end, this wasn't really about Red Bar as a whole. More about the faceless hyena providing all the time codes and clips. Reminds me a bit of Chrissy Mayer, just another girl trying to be edgy on a podcast.

Whoa! Chrissy gets a shrapnel from this! Wonder who else did that to Chrissy this past weekend. She is the female version of Your Dad is Stronger Than My Dad, and P- Your dad is stronger than my dad? Did he get that mixed up? He doesn't have a dad, so he doesn't know. So he's actually right. Every dad is stronger than Patrick's dad.

Hey, Patrick, your dad left you when you were a little kid. Yeah, he's also a pussy and weak and you could beat him up. Oh, shit, that's not working at all. People need to realize she is more of a problem than anything Mike David has ever said. Either way, I'm a fan of the show and I enjoy what they do for the most part, but let's not deny there are certainly moments of immaturity and desperation. Mike David is mostly entertaining, but I think we all know how much better Tiger Belly would be without Kalyla.

Like and subscribe. He's so weird. He wants you to like and subscribe and see these videos He's trying to keep us keep it from us haters. Yes. I have no idea if you're smart enough to find it How would I ever guess that that comedy Capone is where to find it? It's not an intelligence thing, right? Well, he said it in that other post No, I know I understand. That's what he says. I don't think that that I don't think he's understanding now if you don't tell people what it is, but look at comedy Capone He's got an axe account and he's got a Instagram

So at least as of the moment that this video was right good point everything could be gone already, but again Oh, I guess I exaggerated 3,300 views 58 comments look at that. It's killing it Not bad not bad there, Patty keep up the the good work and Brooke anyway for all of you pores who have his paycheck for free. I Just want to say let's stop messing with Patty. It's very upset when you say mean things to him I encourage people to join my patreon for free I put free content up there Patrick Michael where can people find that patreon all apologies podcast

Yeah, patreon.com slice on the button very good Let's check that out because it is free and worth it a time twice the people that podcasts with their wife are terrible And I only say that because I did it this week. How did that go? Great great all right. Let's uh let's talk about how good coming to dabble con 2. Shall we? Lisa Boswell, Lisa Boswell, Lisa Boswell. Shit, that way if you don't get any pussy, you can bite. Vinny and I were talking on the creep-off the other night about the fact, cause JJ, who's the producer of The Trainwreck, which is the show that Helga and Lisa host,

that went from that reality show to Trainwreck TV to The Trainwreck, everyone knows we're gonna rebrand, keep doing it over and over again. Make sure no one knows what the fuck. went from that reality show to train wreck TV to the train wreck. Everyone knows we're gonna rebrand, keep doing it over and over again. Make sure no one knows what the fuck. Patrick Michael does. Yeah, right, they're doing the Patrick Michael version of this.

We thought that JJ told Helga that she could come to the show, DabbleCon 2, and set up merch. But Helga thought, well, we'll get into all of that. Oh boy. Yes. So Helga said, no, no, no, JJ talked to Carl, and Carl said it was okay when she was talking to Vinny. And then if she's talking to anyone else,

she said that Vinny said it was okay. So Helga just going in there going, no, no, no, I got total, I got permission to do this. Go ask your mom. So this is a video that JJ put together and We were talking about this on the creep off and JJ puts in some overlays and things to let us know What's really going on here? Devil's Joy says he wanted to hide Helga. Oh Devil's Joy I don't think that was a joy to the shit. You got some splaining to do really? What's that all about JJ?

Did you tell Helga that she could come in and just set up wherever she wanted to because she said you talked to Carl and Everybody that they got clear that she got cleared from you that she could just set up her shit now Let me explain and you all were there So, you know what's going on when I get to the club early on Friday They set up our merch table Helga's already there with a whole merch table with all her books premium real estate And she had all of her books and a video screen that's playing on a loop her show Like right in front of all of that. So multimedia presentation, all the books, not part of the show in any single way. No one invited whatever. Okay. So Vinny's

obviously blaming JJ for this and JJ put up on the overlays. No, I didn't say that. I definitely did not say that she had permission. I don't fucking know. I got a million fucking things going on and I got to deal with this person who's going oh They need to have power run to my booth so I can Is how good man about her experience, I don't even know how how good felt about it I don't think So I guess I'll get that upset you why I don't appreciate being fucking conned how about that Yeah, she did not have permission to sell her books at the comedy club

You just set up she was with her birthday. She came in and said she got permission from Carl and surely through you, dude He wrote how his networking idea. Yeah, I did nothing to do with any of that Helga could have beat the shit out of me. I, I did nothing to do with any of that Helga could have beat the shit out of me. That's almost like yeah, no Hey, all right, let's hold my hand Uh jj is is doing one of these. Yeah, I got nothing to do with that man. I don't know what's going on. Whatever The building I don't know what's going on whatever the building Devils joint been love you bet. I demand you admit. I knew nothing how the fuck would I know if you knew nothing or not I? Admit that JJ

Devils joint they say everyone wishing me well it means a lot yes best of luck to you JJ I know you wanted to make it out this past weekend Yeah, unfortunately JJ wasn't able to join us at oh he wasn't I was just gonna ask that so They just made their way there and hijacked merch well That's the other thing is that Helga went with her boyfriend yeah, and then who was home to watch the animals and Lisa There's anyone animals were taking care of least I would imagine I was taking care of the animals and Lisa. Does anyone know? I assume the animals were taking care of Lisa. I would imagine. Lisa was taking care of the animals. Lisa was eating cat food. Oh gosh. Well, a pretty funny thing happened this morning on the train wreck because if you're paying attention to

the show and how it's evolving now, they have completely changed the format. The thing we used to love about that reality show is 20, 22 minutes long, these two sit down, Helga brags about all the stuff that she didn't ever accomplish, but thinks she did. Lisa has some really funny one-liners, like she's producer Chris's board, just hitting hilarious things. And then they wrap it up and we move on. Maybe there's a little bit of talk about Trump's gonna kill us all but other than that It's kind of like a tight show now just drags on and on and on forever and ever because they have a live chat in there and they're talking to the chat and

So this is pretty early on in the show From just this morning kind of I kind of crashed double con from just this morning. Kind of, I kind of crashed dabble con. Oh, always causing trouble. I thought that JJ had told Vinny I was going and was going to set up merch. No you didn't. This is, that's a lie.

It's a lie right there, Helga. I assumed that they were- What happens when you assume, Helga? Yeah, I know, it makes an ass out of you and me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, uh, Vinny torched me on

the creep off there. He said, it was you, dude! Like it was, like it was a wrestling promo. Or something. All I wanted to do was fire the ladder to plug my extension cord in. He didn't have to bring the ladder, the ladder was there. All I wanted to do was borrow the

ladder, scramble up the ladder and plug in my extension cord. Do you see how that can be a liability for the club Helga? The first thing you wanted to do was get on a ladder and plug something in that's in the ceiling? What are you talking about? Do you think anyone would let you do that? You're 80 years old. That's ridiculous. To be fair, Vinny was indignant about any request. I asked him for the wifi password and he said, I don't have time.

Right. Not now, Andy. Get on that ladder. I got servers I need to get fired. You got a lot of work to do around here. That's all I wanted to do. No, you also wanted to set up your merch with your video screen and push all of us down the way and get on stage whenever you possibly could. That's the other thing. I think we talked about this, but regardless, I'll do it again. So, Helga comes up to me and she goes, can I be on the roast? And I said, have you written a roast set? She goes, no, I've never written a roast set in my life.

I said, well then no, you can't be on the roast. Why not? We just talked about that. We just talked about that. No material, no experience. After the roast, I'm like, okay, do you see why I didn't let you on the roast? She's still confused.

No, I don't know why I wasn't on the roast. All of us wrote all these jokes and performed them Like a roast well that was the only help I asked for and he was really nice enough I mean he was really nice to me. Wait. Did you meet the right Vinnie? Now I know you're lying I love course Vinnie was really Vinnie is a really class act More lies It was really Vinny is a really class act. I assumed more lies Well, you go good I assumed that they knew I was coming

They would have known you was going I always thought that he was gonna be going this Anyone can come did does how could think that she's the biggest celebrity that showed up to dabble God Well, she might be the tallest Yeah, like there's no red carpet. All right, I'll deal. That's fine I'm some rose petals would be nice to walk on as I come in Liam Syndrome oh boy. I think that just because they're getting some Views on W ATP that suddenly they're the biggest celebrity in the dabble verse Views on W ATP that suddenly they're the biggest celebrity in the dabble verse

All right, so later on in the show as I said this episode drags on and on and on Lisa gets up about an hour in I mean Lisa hangs in there like a trooper But you guys know Lisa needs to eat at some point. She's thinking about lunch. Yes, and Lisa gets hangry if She's not eating so this is the beginning of her getting annoyed off camera. You've got to listen closely. It's just her yelling. Sausage and mash, yeah. I mean, I don't eat meat, but I do.

Yeah, sausage and mash. My son loves sausage and mash. Did anyone see that? Did anyone see Helga's face just now when Lisa came in the room and demanded, let's go, Helga's face. OK. Well, in the room and demanded, let's go Helga's face. Okay. Well we're going to, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to shut things down a little bit. Uh, we still got, we still got the viewers texting us and giving us pizzas.

I have to say to JJ, and I know you know this, I don't know how much longer you're going to hang with these gals, but you got to shut down this mentality is there's still people in the room. We're staying on You know and the show make it special make it special for people to be able to see you Don't just keep doing it for a show together. Don't just like run it into the ground Yeah, cuz we get how much time they still have left and oh my god Lisa's already been off the show for 20 25 minutes and going hey

We're gonna go get food or what's going on 25 minutes and going hey, we're gonna go get food or what's going on So this is how do you say one way or another whether this? Person on the right is a guy or girl before I say she's had new girl. I have no idea Sounds like she's a girl sounds like it sounds like a girl to me, but it's hard to tell We're gonna have to close things up because my co-host is getting very, very in. I'm getting an ass out to come out! Sorry, what he said! I have to bring up, I have to, I have one more ASRP sent to Pete, so let me...

One more, one more, one more, one more, one more wide crack in the audience, okay? Let me, let me bring that up. Okay. We'll go to McDonald's after we get doctor I get slap you Okay, so Lisa's like literally standing by the door going. All right. Are we going? Are we going? Are we going? Can we go can we go can we go so finally? This is like others wait upstairs? I was like yeah Wait upstairs. That's that's fine so this continues to track hot and she keeps back in she keeps storming back in

No, they're inspired by alcohol most of them. I've got to round up the animals too before I leave We'll finish okay, we'll finish, okay? I'll be clipping that. Okay, shut the door. She doesn't realize that she's extending the time by doing that. And thank you JJ, as he said he's going to be clipping that, he sent me the time code, so I appreciate that JJ for doing that. Wonderful.

We got one more on here about it's time to say goodbye You know Lisa's just like this isn't good what y'all are doing right here in delight. I Can't wait To our fans out there Bye bye I Bye-bye You heard what she said right? It's so bad this up this show sucks. We just hang out here. Yes Thank you Lisa, and I'll get so much respect for Lisa as a broadcaster and an entertainer you would think she'd be like yeah You know at least it's probably right about this. We shouldn't just sit here just because people are staring at us

And we're gonna go to McDonald's now Just cuz Lisa ran in the door does mean we have to click right off the screen yes It does JJ come on. Why is JJ dragging this out now? The McDonald's wrap it the fuck up is that sweetened that creaky door opening that you live in a haunted house Yeah, that's that's what it sounds like unfortunately door open some monsters screaming about McDonald's So that's what's going on with our friends Lisa and Helga and I guess this is a pretty regular occurrence on the show where Lisa's like hanging she's part of the show. She's having fun

Everything's good, and then at a certain point. She's like all right this shows over This is enough she's to do the 22 minute mark Yeah, no she's hanging for an hour, and there's like all right. This is too much now I'm mad at the show he used to eat on the show though So why didn't she just because the food is at McDonald's okay? They don't have food in the house for her to eat. It's at McDonald's. They have to go to McDonald's to eat the food. Why don't they go to McDonald's first?

There's a lot of solutions to this problem. All right. It's a lot of solutions. All right. Let me stop brainstorming. You're right about that. You're very right about that. Speaking of problems, Rob Saul just got monetized last night or yesterday.

So Rob went on twice yesterday he's all excited about reading super chats the only thing he wants to do in life is to be insulted by people like John is and make money from insults he's been hoping for it and wishing for it and now it's finally come to reality problem is is that when someone's asking for insults it's not as fun to insult them. Rob's not understanding how this works. John hates being insulted. He thinks he's a star, and that's why we like

insulting him, because we like to show him that he's just a loser. Rob Saul, we all know is a loser, and then Rob's like, tell me I'm a loser. Like, I don't have to. You get it. You know it. Yep, you know.

You know you're a loser. But on his show last night, Rob is watching this edited video that somebody put together Me talking about the porn bomb that we did During the roast that Kevin Brennan saw and some other people who are sniping the show So so I just want to point out how stupid Rob Saul is in case people didn't already know about that Maybe I could point out how stupid Rob Saul is, in case people didn't already know about that, maybe I could convince you. I think he's over modulated.

No one wants that. That's fine. Well, so Vinny had those clips loaded in, but he's listening to the room audio. He's managing the room while also running the live stream. So when he hit those clips, he had no idea what the audio was. I think if he did, I think he would have played it more than once, because the audio was not great. And not anything that I would have put on the show personally.

But the only people who heard that audio, people who were streaming it, no one in the club even knew that was happening. No I had no clue the next morning. So it's only the people who were streaming it and then you know there's some assholes who try to get people in trouble who's gonna get people in trouble try to get people in trouble who's gonna get people in trouble. Wait wait hold on uh back back back it up back it up you are saying oh the loser trying to get people in trouble you were Playing porn to get Kevin channel Kevin Brennan's channel In trouble and now you say no people are trying to report because we porn by Get us in trouble. All right, here's my question for Rob. Are you that stupid that you don't know the difference or do I have to explain it? to you

I'm gonna explain it to him. Yeah, I think it's that one. I was attempting to discourage people from sniping our pay-per-view event because we were charging people money to watch the show and guys like Kevin Brennan were bragging how they were just going to snipe it, you don't have to pay us money, you can just watch it on his show. So we warned him not to do that because we're running a pay-per-view show and we said that we would do this and then he did it and then we did that Now the difference here the big difference is that I have no control over Kevin Brennan's show I can't affect his show in a negative way in any way. I've never struck his channel I never would I never reported him to YouTube.

He tried to report me before it even happened by tagging YouTube and everything on X. I've never done that to him. I never would. The only way that I could do something to negatively affect Kevin Brennan is if he's sniping me live. Did it to himself. I discouraged him from doing that. I told him not to do it. This is 100% Kevin Brennan's fault. himself. I discouraged him from doing that. I told him not to do it. This is 100% Kevin Brennan's fault. Everything that happened, the fact that there was these porn bombs played and naughty words. I know we're all free speech people, but then everyone was clutching their pearls. Oh my gosh, there's naughty words on this show that we had to pay money for to stream and that people did not have permission to stream it on their own channels. So I don't care about naughty words, but you're on YouTube and I'm not, so then we can play naughty words and porn and you can't.

That's because of YouTube's terms of service. So that has nothing to do with me. It has everything to do with Kevin being an idiot and deciding that he was going to show our show for free. Well, he's an idiot and he's a dick. If you weren't a dick that wouldn't have happened. Oh, Kevin would love this. A stupid dick. Kevin would love this if it happened to anyone else. If it happened to one of us and he was able to porn bomb us he'd be celebrating forever.

And then when we do it's just like what the fuck? What's their problem? Why are they trying to get me in trouble with YouTube and their terms of service? Now the other part of that when I'm talking about let's get people in trouble, is that people who are not in the club were complaining to the club. Tagging them on social media and stuff. And the whole point of that is to try to get a business shutdown.

Do you see the difference? We did something, it had nothing to do with the club at all. No one in the club knew anything about it. Kevin Brennan did something that he didn't have to do. We didn't tell him to do it, we told him not to do it. And then that happened on his channel. And then it's like complaining to me, like I'm the hypocrite. Just the opposite.

Yeah, that's like putting a Yelp review up about YouTube that Kevin showed shit porn on his show and I'm gonna complain about YouTube now. Yeah, I'm gonna give YouTube a one star review in the app store. Because that's what we're talking about It's it's so fucking stupid but meanwhile

This is a comedy club that I'm friends with the owners and most of the staff there and you know we love that place We go see attacking them great Harlan Williams is coming soon. Do you want to not allow Harlan Williams to come to Rochester? Is that what your goal is are you anti Harlan Williams? It seems like you are that your goal? Taking food out of Harland's mouth now. Is that what your goal is? Are you anti-Harland Williams? It seems like you are, assholes. Kevin is, I know that. Of course he is. Kevin fights with everyone. Is that Rob's aunt that he went on a birthday date with

on the bottom there? Probably. That's the other thing too. When Rob had a buddy there who was trying to interview people outside, did you catch any of that? Yeah, and I went on it just backfired on him because everyone's just clowning Rob just again the guys just like yeah I guess these people don't like you either. I guess no one likes you. I don't know what he was trying to accomplish with that

I he doesn't know what he's trying to That idiot was running around saying hey, this is Rob Saul and everyone's like yeah, I know that loser You porn bombed the people paying to to get in and watch this shit you were porn bombing because your your sole intent was to get Kevin Brennan in trouble on his channel by the day yeah we got him he's pacing across the stage, you know, just like old fucking loser. Ah, we did it! Crowd work, crowd work! Look, we got Kevin Brennan!

This isn't working for Rob, because he's just not entertaining or interesting or funny, and he's trying to take down all these shows that are successful. People will do this for a living, and it's just not working for him. Yeah. No one's sitting there going like, you know, Rob's actually making a lot of good points here It's very analytical in his approach to this. I never really looked at it that way before Rob I'm glad that you were here for it all of these guys who are just angry at people So Rob's in that list Kevin Brennan Chad Zumach

They they don't like someone so everything that person does sucks And you lose all credibility when that's your approach to things. We've always made fun of podcasts. If someone does something well, I point it out sometimes or I ignore it. But the point is, I'm not sitting here going, I have to shun every single thing somebody does all the time. Because you lose all credibility. Just like, okay, so nothing that we do would be good in your eyes. So then are this discussion over now?

Can we all move on? It's like Rob asked stutcho Hey in your stead, can you give me some notes? Oh, yeah, just say the same thing over and over make a lot of noise Yeah, go. Yeah There's one thing that I know for sure. There's one fact that I know It's that Rob Saul and Kevin Brennan and Chad Zumach could not possibly do what we did this past weekend No, not even fucking close They don't have the intelligence and have the resources that on the fan base They can never do any of these things so if you want to say you didn't like the show and the people who show up

There you think are losers Okay, yeah great do something better Right show us how it's done something that's not hey you come watch we play poker in Atlantic City like that's fucking ponderous That's the great case of one fucking cares about that man fucking ponderous Just awful but he Hypocrisy police stab hypocrisy police you really don't see the difference Rob. He's live sniping our show So we porn bombing oh also deliberately not get the point that that's another note him. Oh, also deliberately not get the point.

That's another note for you. He loves to not get the point. Yep. If someone was sniping us, we could get them taken down or demonetized. All right, whatever. He's watching this heavily edited video and then responding to it. He didn't even do the fucking editing on the video. The guy's worthless.

He accomplishes absolutely nothing. But I'm excited to say as far as DabbleCon goes, we did get a mention on SiriusXM radio. Apparently, they were talking about it on the Jim and Sam show on Tuesday morning. I guess Jimmy's gonna have a party at his house, and they're asking, hey, is there any chance that Anthony will come to your party?

Now, Anthony lives in South Carolina Carolina now Jim's in New York So they discussed this someone's asking about Anthony and Mateo Mateo is out of the country and Anthony of course I would have in a second, but he's not here I think he was I didn't even know he's in New York and somebody's he was in New York I'm sure it was for double con or something and he left Was dabble con in New York? No, it was Rochester, I think But I saw him tweet something on a plane. Dabble con.

Obviously, you know. I mean think about all the big events just last weekend. Gathering of the Juggalos, Fanatics Fest, dabble con. That's right. I hear that was a real barn burner. Yeah. Mike, did you get to go to DabbleCon? No, I didn't, but one of my friends happened to send me a video of the, I don't know if he's the guest of honor, but the the patriarch of DabbleCon,

shouting outside of a comedian's home. I Think I saw the same video Well man This would be the biggest party since DabbleCon dude. It's gonna be awesome Yeah, it's gonna be a good one. So that's them referring to DabbleCon of course the great Chip Chipperson That's them referring to dabble con. Of course the great chip chippers in was a part of dabble con and I love that the producer of Jim and Sam He's way into the dabble verse and Sam knows everything about it pretends. He doesn't maybe someday

Someday we'll get some actual dabble verse coverage on the the Jim and Sam show But I did want to give a shout out to people who gave us some amazing things when we were at DabbleCon. And I apologize I forgot who almost all these people are so please hit me up and let me know so I can give you credit. Like these coasters. Oh yeah. They're fantastic. I got a wahapa. So good. Yeah so those are fantastic dr. Steve's dabble dice gotta play this game looking forward to that he put together a whole game for us he was

killing it even though he wasn't there this is incredible we had these available so Ted's keychain Emporium sent me a package and It was these key chains with the Still yeah, so those are fantastic. I'm using that on my key. Yeah, I need one of those Someone found this I don't know if it was eBay. I think they said but it's the official shirt Oh, yeah, yeah of the pro football arm wrestling championship The TV show amazing fucking killer right there good find that's awesome rare item And then we got the muandas mafia shirts. Oh, yeah Ridiculous

Let's talk about oh, yeah, this is killer the official Ridiculous. Let's talk about oh, yeah, this is killer the official devil con 2 t-shirts Are these still available? I need one of these fuck my still in Vinny's office I'm so amazing big daddy dodo made those yeah, I need one of those boss. Yeah big daddy dodo did great on those I absolutely love it Those are fantastic my boy Darren gave me his book about David Lee Roth, the DLR book. Thank you for that.

Locky put in so much work into this show. Yes. So many great things. Amazing. This is gonna get framed and put up on the wall in the studio here. It looks just like him except less gross. Drink now, drink later.

I gotta shout him out too. He made a all apologies. It was a great sign for me. It's beautiful Yeah, that was fantastic. Yeah, big big daddy dodo Thank you very much for that Melton left some nobody likes onion stickers down here when he was hanging out Saturday night. I grabbed a couple don't grab mine Carl doesn't have any anymore. What the fuck dare you? So so much cool shit and people handing stuff out to everyone. We definitely appreciate that. What a great time at DabbleCon. I did a whole wrap-up show with Chris and Jim, but I haven't talked to

you guys about it. Any key takeaways or anything you want to talk about from DabbleCon too? Well, yeah, it was simply amazing. I really enjoyed it. I watched the whole roast with Troy Smith, Troy Smith. We sat at his table. So we were hanging out a lot that weekend. That was a highlight, obviously. With porn bombs. Yeah. Hanging out with Troy porn bombing me the whole weekend. That was good. I was thrilled that Brian Johnson and Mary Beth Rosie were there live and in person. That was a highlight for me. I got to chat with Shuli with the disgusting cushions and the black light.

He was giving me the heads up about the porn bomb and that just made everything that much more exciting to know it was like looming and that Kevin was everything that much more exciting to know it was like looming and that Kevin was gonna get his come up in. So that was a highlight meeting Patrick Belton. Yeah. I missed Hackamania. That's right.

And you can't miss him. No you cannot, big boy. Yeah, it was like meeting, you know being a child meeting Big Bird Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was sitting in the back of the room for a lot of the show. So the the room was full. Yeah Yeah, it was very nice. Those are my highlights. What about you? What about you Lucy? I had such an incredible time I think that my favorite part of these events is just meeting and getting to talk with people So many people have been coming up and talking with me about movies and that is just such an incredible experience. We have so many talented and creative people in this universe. So getting to put faces to the names that are on the internet

that we interact with is so much fun. And I feel like at Devilcon 2, I really got to meet more people than I ever have before. And it was great seeing old faces and it was great seeing new faces. It was just, I can't say, I'm still before. And it was great seeing old faces and it was great seeing new faces. It was just I can't say I'm still riding high from it. I feel like it was one of the best weekends of my life. Yeah, you can see that it was a step up from the last one. It definitely had, you know, taken things to the next level. It was there. Right.

That's mainly what I'm talking about. Of course. So good. I'm glad you guys enjoyed it. Everyone I've talked to is there, enjoyed it. Everyone got the streams, thought it looked and sounded amazing. So appreciate everyone supporting the show. Very successful event and everyone had a great time. So, of course, you know what that means.

Bob Levy's already hit me up with 17 dates over the next 15 months. Those guys keep trying to take it on the road. Listen to me. Listen to me. I got to do this response. I was going to do this at DabbleCon, but I wanted to keep things moving and I thought this might take a minute. But I got an email from the Best Damn Podcast.

So Best Damn Podcast, who reviewed these mid-westerners from Springfield, Illinois, and they're just terrible. And there's one specific part where it was a guy in his garage, two other guys, and the other guys were like wearing these masks and just kept hitting him with these fake swords like really hard and just over and over again. It's like, who is this for? This is just annoying. You guys are just being children. It's actually like children.

It's going to turn a lot of people off. They're not going to want to watch that. My name is Timothy Givens. I don't know if I was going to say something different. That's Timothy Givens. And I'm one of the main people with the recent podcast you guys decided to shit all over the best damn podcast in Springfield. Mike submitted because he's mad for some reason. I don't care what your fucking, I don't care why someone submitted that. It sucked. So I wanted to explain a few things for you and I really hope you understand.

The segment where you made fun of the wrestling stuff and my charity is a little much guys Let me stop right there We made fun of his Wrestling charity was that a lot that we talked about I made fun of the fact that they put a link to they can vote For them for best podcast in Springfield, Illinois. We mentioned the charity. Yeah, but apparently that was going too far That's the line. I support money going to charity I just insist that you didn't raise any money with that event. Well, let's find out He says you are making fun of something, you know nothing about in

2017 my partner Jason will height president as I'm the VP came up with an idea to help raise money for st Jude Children's Research Hospital So we started doing fundraising events and collection days. We have several events at McAlister's Deli, Texas Roadhouse, Walmarts in Springfield, Taylorville, and Lynchfield. We have done softball tournaments and some other things as well. We do this from August till July. So all year, August till July. Maybe you meant July to August, but either way. Then every July we hold a huge pro wrestling show because pro wrestling is big. It's a big deal

around here in central Illinois. Wrestling is a big deal to fat losers. Man children. Man children. But it's not a big deal to civilized society, but they hold a huge pro wrestling show. I'm sure the Undertaker's there. I'm sure it's a big event. civilized society, but he they hold a huge pro wrestling show. I'm sure it's I'm sure the Undertaker's there. I'm sure it's a big event. We have wrestlers from all over the country that come to this event and volunteer their time for this. Everything is volunteer, all money raised from all the events and the show in July is 100% donated to St. Jude's. The sword deal was part of the money raising. We have toured the hospital in Tennessee. If you haven't been there, I suggest you go. It will humble you.

All caps. You mean the place where they do research to help children? Yeah, I'm familiar with this. It's amazing. Are we going? No. But I'm very happy that that's happening. I'm glad there's people who do this type of research and make that happen.

Total donated so far is $78,000, $86 over eight years. Now, let me over eight years. Now, let me pause right there. I realize you're proud of this. You put a lot of work into it and it's a good cause and I agree it's a good cause. It's a research hospital. $78,000 is a rounding error.

If that was taken off the books tomorrow, no one would notice. And I'm proud of you, eight years, $78,000, that's almost $10,000 a year. It's not doing anything. And the fact that you would come out here and be like, I'm actually at the moral high ground and I'm the better person, so you don't have to make fun of me. No, your show sucks. If you want to raise more money, do a good show with an audience, you can raise more

money. Here's a solution to your little problem of not being able to raise shit for this important organization. Be good at what you do and get more people involved. You know what else $78,000 would be really good for is like paying for somebody who can't afford to go to school that is a really gifted student to go to school to become a doctor that might actually help research. Okay.

Like if we're going to talk about raising money. There's a lot of ways to waste $78,000. But it's this whole thing where it's just like, oh, you're trying to make fun of me, but you stepped in it, man, because we've raised, ready for this, $78,000 down to $86, $78,086. I was supposed to be like, whoa. Okay. I didn't realize what I was dealing with here. You guys obviously are the real deal. That's not impressive. You guys are putting out all of these events for eight years straight and it's August through July, you have the real deal. That's not impressive. You guys are putting out all these events for eight years straight And it's August through July you're not stop raising money

That's you live in a poor town with poor people and you're emailing us the backstory So wouldn't you think that it's our first impression of your show? Yes How could we have possibly known that the fucking I wish I would have made fun of it more, right? I didn't know I didn't know if this was something to make fun of. Usually charities, they don't. Yeah, we spent ten seconds on this. I don't even remember talking about it. How could we possibly know? I'm surprised this is what you're upset about.

That's why I had to read this. I get emails like this all the time. I'm just like, what a fucking idiot. So just to finish up, he says, We have done this all by ourselves with no corporate sponsorship. You did it all by yourself? Your parents didn't even help you? Wow. That's impressive with no corporate sponsorship. No shit. Yes, clearly. Good luck with that. And he says, I just think you should know before trashing it. Yeah, I wish I would have. I would have trashed it more. Fucking idiots. What a loser to think

that he's just like, this person hurt my feelings. I I'm gonna let them know they're not allowed to do that I am allowed to do that and I'll do it again. Yeah, Timothy. We're doing it right now actually right that was the whole point of this So I wrote him back, and I said hey, man. I didn't know about the charity thing and I'll address this on the next episode Mission accomplished I want to encourage you to keep raising money charity that's right now well He goes when's the next episode I said well you can stream it live on $30 with your family Yeah, the kids and I never got to it. I hope we didn't sign up

That would be less 30 less bucks for those kids I hope we didn't sign up I mean that would be less 30 less bucks for those kids 30 dollars More than we do those kids How do I reach these keep helping the kids please these kids? All right, this is you know someone in the discord mentioned here. We are John is off right now We went on live Publicly when I wasn't trying to then my whole thing fucks up, which has never happened before like that anyway

And John's not even around to goof Everything no big deal Just responding to the show talking. Oh, you know that's how I watched the shows. I just comment out loud while on there like she's Yeah, I love it well now Hey everyone good to see you. Hello. Hey, Annie good to see you as well. Do you have fun it? I was gonna say hack a minute at devil can't do Absolutely it was it was better than I ever expected it to be Awesome, I appreciate you being there. Thanks for hanging out with us last week. Thank you so much

It was a blast we went to the playhouse here in Rochester with Annie a little bar really cool. Yeah Two barcades before and that one was definitely the top of the three. All right nice high praise indeed Looney Tunes critic says I got no beef with TSN. It's TSA that I hate fuckers took my hot sauce. Yes Looney Tunes critic bought our hot sauce and if anyone knows the story on this Most of our hot sauces were smashed in transport So that sucked but I blame Zumach. It's probably Chad's fault So he bought our hot sauce and he wasn't able to get it through TSA in Rochester Which I was like they don't give a shit about anything. I'm taking out of your bag anymore

I was surprised but in his email He wasn't super polite about it But he explained how TSA is maybe incompetent and didn't realize what it was and thought it was something Same thing happened to Ponypower too. He lost his hot sauce in in transit. Oh, no compensated it that sucks. It's a liquid Right, by the way, that stuff is delicious. I already am almost out of my bottle. Thank you Yes, I've been getting a lot of good feedback on it and I should mention I meant to say this during the Debbie Awards I kept forgetting pony power to who made the dabbies happen with these amazing stuttering John Dabbie award sculptures fan fucking test so talented. I know I forgot to give him a shout out

But that's too bad people didn't get them shoot me a note if you didn't get your house as well ship one out to I got one for you Looney Tunes critic. All right Any do we have any new reviews that you can read for us? Yes, I have two here for us. Great. The first one comes from stud Joe cockroach. I'm the one who should apologize. That sounds like a five star review if I've ever heard one. That is a five star review. Very good. Thank you for that. Appreciate it. The second one comes from Adolf hot dog Burger, 8924. We are watching you. Carl, your cousins in the fatherland have been monitoring your relationship with the

Shuli. We feel you have taken advantage of and you should immediately or you should take immediate actions before we have to come and do it ourselves. And our methods may be a little more harsh than yours. BB. I don't even know what to make of that one. Oh, oh is it 88 is how they signed it off on that Let's gotta be one of mine that I would say it's a five-star That was 88 that was not though. No, I we get the just yeah, it's all good

All right, let's let's hit some voicemails and get out of here. Oh You have a gift Mmm, don't forget the great scene I'm sorry the great seam is does have a gift if you go to who are these calm you can find our PO box Dress you can send us stuff. We love getting gifts from people while she's opening that the all apologies podcast all apologies podcast.com Hey, yep. Thank you. I just covered the real housewives, which is the genesis of our show. I realize that show is just people issuing

insincere apologies and assholes rejecting those apologies and those people screaming at each other. So that's kinda how I came to the idea for that and Joe and I had a subject matter expert on to explain it all to us this nice Check that out. Yeah. I would we get over here. All right, so of course This is from the future ex Mrs. Seamos Seamos, so I got the gods not dead trilogy of blu-ray DVDs All right. Is that something that you wanted very excited? Of course from Seamos

I want everything baby sounds like a no good try though Seamus She'll keep accepting your gifts Seamus. What are these days and People want to see you talk about movies. Where can they do that? They can do that at once over with Kaylee however this week I really mostly just want to talk about the fact that Today is the anniversary of a good friend of mine who passed away and so this month all of the proceeds that I make on patreon I'm gonna be donating to a cause for him. Oh nice. You can also donate to him and his scholarship fund directly I have information about that on my website, which is once over with Kaylee C-a-y-l-e-y.com you have a website. I have a website now. I coded it all myself

It's it looks like it's 1993. I'm gonna say you shouldn't be coding a website Let me be proud of myself Beautiful, let's see if we could exceed $78,000 in ten years. Yes, please That'd be great. So I gotta look this website up though. Oh, it's 1993 up in there Dot-com yes, thank you Okay, yeah in there. Dot com. Yes. Thank you. Okay. Yeah. Right. Look at that. That's my friend who passed away. That's James Holland. Let me pull this up on the screen for everybody so that you can see what we're talking about. Oh, that's your shirt too. Yeah. Oh, okay. It's all coming together. What a saint over here. She's doing the good work. James was

really incredible. If you want to listen to any of the music that he made, he used to play accordion and a bunch of metal bands. I would highly recommend listening to Enemy of the Rose. Okay. I like the color of green here, although it's a little hard to read. Yeah. Well, it's a work in progress. Okay. I'm working on it. I'm working on it. There's producer Chris with Hellraiser. You're up there, Carl. You and Jenny Jingles for Unfrosted. Beautiful. You're up there Carl you and Jenny jingles for unfrosted

beautiful All right Coming down a notch and he's peeking through the window Yeah, that was a great moment in the coke logic video yeah that played before the roast. Don't be an Andy Andy you always be an Andy Let's hit some voicemails and then we'll scoot out of here. Thanks everybody for hanging out We've done it all today blah blah blah bleep bleep bling. Oh, hey, hey, great team is here So I was at this girl's place and we're on her sitting on her bed and she is scrolling through YouTube and You know, she mentioned oh, I need her over to watch this later place and we're sitting on her bed and she's scrolling through YouTube and she mentions,

oh, I need to remember to watch this later. And I look up at some Trisha Paytas video and I just without thinking just say, oh dear God, she sucks. And she said, oh yeah, no, you're right. Give me just a second and goes rummages through her closet for a minute and comes back and says, check this out, the yearbook. I went to school with her it just I don't how do you respond to that I I was called so off guard

uh anyway uh cow photographer real quick that was probably just me riding around salt lake that you saw uh hope you know I hope you run into that first guy again though. Anyway, call me back. The word Christian says. You respond, okay. That would be one way to do it. Hey Carl, Nate from Flint, Michigan. Hey, I can't leave my lawn customers hanging so I can't make it to DabbleCon 2 this weekend.

Bullshit. Would love it if you gave everybody a hug and a friendly boob squeeze on my behalf at the convention. I already set up a GoFundMe for when the criminal charges start rolling in. There is, uh, beloved chatter has already pledged a pack of gum and a razor flip phone. Nice. See you in October! See you in October, the you in October the magic bag October 25th looking forward to it ever since he didn't win that date

He just won't come to any live events. Is that what the problem is? I think so feels like he was slighted. Hmm Yeah, you might be right about that. So see you in Detroit. I Just saw what fucking Patrick Michael looks like. I Always thought he was a guy, cause I missed the fucking smelly ears gauge joke. But I'm running through like some of you. Anyway, he, what the fuck? I thought he was like some like white, white bread Mormon douchebag or some shit. He looks like a fucking, like a gay vape shop employee. All right, eat shit. Accurate. That was pretty accurate. I don't go to a lot of gay vape shops, but what I do, I see guys like Patrick Michael there.

Carl, this is Karen from St. Louis. Listen, I just listened to whatever the Andy and Lucy Titebox episode was where you guys were talking about kids their kids podcasts and You said oh well If you write kids shows that you suck it right dude. Have you watched Gravity Falls? That is like one of the most intricate cartoons to this very day Dude, it's better well written than Game of Thrones ever could dream of being written I bet you also don't get Rick and Marty sit down and watch Gravity Falls and eat the words like cereal you two-footed poop

So because one kid show exists, that's decent. I was wrong to say the kids shows sex is blues clues now good Because you like Gravity Falls What am I missing for every one that's decent? There's a hundred that suck Yeah, it's kind of kind of the point. I was picture Andy watching them all just to make sure D locks has a fun idea for a contest Lucy, okay Oh D locks damn it. I forgot to check back. Are you guys doing this weekend? When the date with Lucy, you know, I got my leg edition Maybe I can still get a flight. I forgot to check back

That'll be awesome. I know I can win Not on Lucy's leg at a convenience store. God. I'm in. All right. I Is contractually binding, I believe. I believe so as well. Great. Hi guys, Rick in New York here and I was listening to an episode I guess from maybe a week or two behind where I heard Lucy Titebox remark that she has been divorced twice already. So I got to thinking, a girl that looks as good as she does, with no husband, two divorces mind you, no children,

and she's a Jew? That means she's crazier than a shithouse rat. And I'm all in. Fuck Howard, I miss for life. I miss for life? That's an interesting sign off. I like that. Well, that's what I was trying to explain when April Imholt was all upset that like,

oh, you're saying that I do coke and I sleep with all these guys. Like, yeah, your stock just went up. There's a lot of guys like, oh, it's going great. Sounds interesting. Yeah. All right. Oh, Mondays. Calling the show. Carl, it's Mondays. I'm driving to Davocon right now. We saw you. I'm listening to the new episode and the best fan podcast, what are the fuck the show's called, We saw it. I cannot remember anything about them. It was not the worst, but it's a pointless show. Whatever else. Holy shit!

It's the guy on the bike between WAC and he gets fucked by another guy! The miracle of double con! Woo! Yeah, it's amazing why he was on the voicemail line. What are the chances of that? And that show is forgettable, and we would have forgotten if it weren't for that email. Yeah, now we have to go revisit it again and make fun of that charity Those are the rules the WTP rules all I do is make them up and write them down. What else can I do?

Hey Carl Cal photographer listening to bonus episode with dick pretty good and There's a conversation about men not brushing my teeth and I too had the same reaction when I went on a date with this broad who said that her ex boyfriend, whom she was with for months, like nine fucking months, just stopped brushing his teeth for like three months into the relationship. What the fuck? Psycho people are not brushing their teeth at all. And then the woman with him that are taught taught she's like, well, I was

with him for a couple months. So I thought I'd give him a chance like six fucking months. You dumb bitch. What the fuck is wrong with you? So I stopped seeing her obviously. Anyway, go fuck yourself. You talking about Vic just now? I don't wonder really as a man's world. That is so fucking weird. He really is a man's world that is so fucking weird Yes, I imagine say that and I assume it's smokers like waking up in the morning and smoking I can't fathom that I can't either but if you did you'd brush your teeth afterwards I Would think just to smoke not men just to smoke again Why make your bed if you're gonna mess it up?

Okay, well she got for us here buddy you got this Well, I tried to fart but false part Doesn't happen too often It was beautiful producer Chris. Yes. I have two questions. Okay. Number one, why are you so obsessed with the two drops? And number two, where the fuck did it come from? That's Casey Kasem. That's all.

Fuck you, Mike. Yeah. He was outraged that something would be at two. Yeah. Basically he was reading a promo for,, he's syndicated across all these stations So he's like so join us tonight and every night at 2 2 Yeah, it shows on 2a out his best and I don't know why I'm obsessed with it. Oh, it's great It works all the time. I'm obsessed with it. I love it Hey, I'm just watching the

devil gun Livestream and Uh, the Avocadne, uh, live stream and, uh, I'm just being a fucking weird creep and I'm just calling to confess my, uh, love for Jenny jingles. I have a, uh, an unhealthy obsession with Jenny jingles. Yeah. Sounds like it. She is a very sexy woman. Oh, Carl. Yeah, sounds like it. She is a very sexy woman.

Carl, you're lucky you got a good sense of humor. And one last thing, and I know I sound like a fucking weird creep, but fuck shit. But when I hear John fucking talk shit about Janey Janey goesles it fucking infuriates me because that's fucking piece of shit he couldn't even if he had uh 10 million dollars in the bank it was 40 years younger and had a good personality he couldn't fucking get with a trick like Jenny jingles anyway Alright, I agree sir. Thank you. I Congratulations, Carl. You've made it. I'm creeping on your wife Awesome

Beautiful talented love you later devil con was awesome the stream went great you guys take that good job See you next year Later. Devilcon was awesome. The stream went great. You guys take the ass. Good job. See you guys here. Jenny Singles, I love you. I'll kill Carl if you want. Bye. Okay, very good. He's kind. Captain Cheese says, is Jenny single?

What the fuck is going on right now? Getting cucked. Hey, Carl, just got back from Devilcon 2. How was it? That was a fucking amazing weekend. Nice. Even the part where the end of the Davy Awards, you broke your video and ruined the whole thing, much like New York City.

And then Anthony Kumis, Super People, the F slashash ends Did some shenanigans in the parking lot? Great stuff man. Very fun time. Can't wait for fucking three. Thank you I think I saw an image of the car that was stolen. I think they retrieved it Yeah, I'm pretty sure but my understanding is that it was totaled. Oh was it? Yes. Yeah. Oh that sucks. The Kia boys at it again. Having a good old time here in Ratchacha.

That was too bad. It's disappointing. All right. Well I think this concludes. Annie what do you have? Do you have anything you want to promote coming up? Next week is going to be the grounded review with chatter dayla You can check that out on youtube.com slash at WITGS

Very good, and thanks for hosting that viewing party Absolutely, it was a blast. Thank you for everyone who who was able to come over. I appreciate it You all made the movie tolerable. I would not have been able to do that by myself Nice Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Are we done here? I think we are. That was a great episode! That was really great! Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr