Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep547 - Haus of Decline

Episode Date: August 25, 2024

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Hello, everybody. This is Cuz-a-roo's. Welcome to another episode of these podcasts. The only show that has the balls to find out who these podcasts are. I'm your host Carl with me today. A man who was shot in the face way before it was cool from the poll boys podcast. It's Jody B. Oh, Carl, I'm so happy you had me back. I've read all the reviews, all the love and affectionate things that were said, and I'm back by popular demand. I thought if I let it enough months go by, people would forget the other appearance. Got to let that stank rub off a little bit. Carl, thank you. And producer Chris is here as well to say, never forget, please go to who are these.com

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those that is definitely going to sell out we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on a podcast and then shit all of us in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing a show called House of Decline. This was a suggestion from Alex. We've both listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. I want to start off by saying the host of the show's name is Alex, although I don't know that he really uses his name very much. And the guy who suggested it, his name is Alex. And the guest on the episode that I listened to his name was Alex. This is all starting to make sense now, Carl. And Alex who suggested it said, I am not that Alex. I promise you, I'm not this Alex. Now you

pulled some clips, Jody. I thought maybe you had some backgrounders for us to get to know this host Alex a little bit, a little bit. because I noticed you sent me one that's from fairly recently but over the last eight months our friend Alex here has had a lot of transitional life adjustments as it were. So I got one from a while ago the title was Burnout and as a podcaster that's something I'm sure you've heard a thousand times and so I said oh let me check this out what's he sad why won't he do podcasts anymore and I found out a little bit more about our host one thing in particular is that in my clip one? Apparently he's not too affected by negative attention. So that's a good place to start right a good place to start I like that. I gained a sort of unhealthy addictive relationship

with this type of work and at some point I fried my pleasure receptors for it because I just had had accomplished my goal to to to significant of a degree or I had you know I I eventually was at a point where I was just saying to myself, man, I want less attention. I have too much. This is too much. I outkicked my coverage.

I fucking, I grew too fast. And as a result, and you know, I could see it too. I could see people criticizing me. I think less because I'm sure they genuinely found me annoying, but I don't think they would have found me as annoying had I not become suddenly ubiquitous. Which was like, yeah, I'd be annoyed with that too. I'd be annoyed if I had to see a comic that I personally found annoying. Like, all over the fucking place. That would irritate me as well. And so I started getting, you know, the negative attention as well, which is, I made a comic about that, so negative attention? I never thought that seeking attention online would yield negative attention as well.

And I can laugh it off, but it does affect me. I'd be lying if I said, you know, seeing someone say something mean about me. I don't know Paul. Oh I mean I get over it cuz it's stupid but Know he talks a lot it's gonna make a lot more sense than some of the decisions He's made in the last few months later But so I clipped that for a reason kind of to get a feel did you look into his background? Do you know what he does what he's talking about car well He does make these comic strips, and I guess it kind of took off Virally for him in two thousand twenty two sure and he has two hundred sixty one thousand followers on axe

And you said that so I didn't know if it was from a podcast following or like what made this fella so popular so apparently He's an artist. I guess you would call that right I was so popular. So apparently he's an artist, I guess you would call that. Right. I found out some of his comics. If you want to take a look at some examples of this. Yeah. Show Chris. I saw a couple. Okay. So I don't really understand these. So there's a guy standing in front of the mirror. He says, I just got dumped. I feel like I must shave my head now. And then he's buzzing his head and he says, okay, perfect.

Now I'm going to do curls while fighting the urge to cry. And then he's touching his head doing curls and crying. Wow. I'd rather listen to him talk. I'm not sure. I wanna see if I can change your mind about that, Chris. Give me about another 20 minutes. I'm not sure what that means.

All right, what about this one? Okay. So everyone instinctively likes pairings of short stocky people with tall thin people. They show George and Jerry, Ernie and Bert, and then the hamburger and hot dog. Oh, Chris, are you the hot dog? I don't, I don't get this one. Can that be your name now, Chris? Fine. I like it.

Does that make sense? Hamburger hot dog in the morning coming right at you. All right. I can see that. It's like for a child. Okay, how about this? So, uh, you have a meteor sitting at the bar. He says, I'm so fucked up. I can't live with myself knowing the death that I've caused. And then, uh, a guy walks in. I got you. Are you, are you the meteor that killed the dinosaurs? Maybe. Who are you? Pulls out a weapon. You should have finished the job, Mr. Meteor.

And he turns out to be a dinosaur disguise and the meteor grabs meteor grabs the gun and says, do it, do it! The fuck is going on? You like this stuff? No, I didn't like it at all. And here's the thing. The second clip, I feel like COVID might have worked a little bit on Alex, as it were. My clip number two from him is kind of where he's at with the world right now. This is a way shorter clip. Don't worry. For a while, I was very much doing with comics I'm still doing it to some degree. You know I don't socialize. I don't go out

I don't date cuz I gotta do I gotta be doing these cartoons all the fucking time You know it sounds sad, but I do know I like I trust me. I'm getting a lot out of it But I need to I think that's also where this burnout is coming from just Having this focus on this for such a long time I've neglected socialization to a degree which is bad because I think it's just you need socialization in order to create anything and all because you need to interact with people and be like oh this is how some people are so that you can create characters I mean ideas and games to you know, it's like it's it I

Don't know that's just ruthlessly practical. Did you guys know that when you're a creator, you shouldn't just be creating 24-7 Yeah, I feel like it would empty your brain after a while if you're not constantly filling the pool back up, right? So it's amazing to me all these people who make it on the internet with their art Or their podcast or their vlog or whatever it is Oh one of them had this breakdown where they're like this is just too much I'm working way too much like you're barely working at all There's people who actually work real jobs and do this as a hobby fucking assholes. I always get so annoyed at those people I got something touching on that in the last clip

Give me the next one real quick We're gonna run through this quick just to get a dossier of what we're dealing with so click three is I've had this is relatable 100% okay Please admit not your problem a lot of my problems, and if you're similar to me, maybe a lot of your problems Could be solved if you could just stop yourself You know I give a real problem with stopping myself. Whether it's with fucking food or pot or video games, there is a war with, you know, just making fucking penis cartoons for a while, there was this real difficulty of slowing down or reigning myself in when I got in this sort of

Pleasurable feedback state penis cartoons that my wife talking I wanted that clip from super bad where he's like I would just sit around all day and draw pictures of dick So it's fun. I get it. Yeah, but at some some point you gotta take out the trash and wash your ass, man. Yeah, I mean he's getting mixed in a video game in there too, he smokes a pot, so that's good. It's a well-balanced living. This guy has some Aaron Imhold going where you can tell he thinks highly of himself. Yes. And he tries to sound self-deprecating.

But he thinks he's interesting. Yeah. My life's fascinating, isn't it? Not so far. Nope. What else? In the beginning of this episode he talks about being a professional because I'm assuming he's making enough money on patreon They make about 1,500 bucks a month. I mean that's a lot for him. Yeah, he's not making a ton on there I don't know where the money's coming from. They do have a pretty slick website and stuff Well, he says it he'll be like I'm a professional and then later on he's like I don't make enough to pay the bills But you know, I'm a professional so it's I on, he's like, I don't make enough to pay the bills. But you know, I'm a professional. So it's I don't think that's how that works.

Right. But I'm pretty sure that they mentioned every single patreon member. Oh, yeah. An episode I pulled a clip of that. But we'll get there. Okay. Okay. Well, here for the my final for my finale of this series of clips is my intro to this guy. And I think by the end of it, we did agree on the point that he made, Carl. Yes, maybe it's mental illness, maybe it's OCD, maybe it's, I don't know. But even the formation of making that plan can seem daunting. It's like you need a goddamn plan to make the plan to begin with even though the plan is just I'm gonna do my laundry, I'm gonna do three cartoons tomorrow, I'm gonna record a laundry. I'm gonna do three cartoons tomorrow

I'm gonna record a pop, you know stupid dopey shit I mean, that's also why it feels so stupid to talk about burnout because what I do is dumb It's not like you get burnt out. You know, you get burnt out working at a coal mine. Oh, yeah, of course I got burnt out doing cartoons and podcasts. So fucking dumb You should hate me You should hate if you have a way this far and you don't hate me yet You should by now as far as I made it Carl and I realized that I hated him and I didn't want to go any further I just like him in a non funny manner Yeah, I'm not laughing it off. So a couple episodes after that episode. Yeah plot twist

He dropped one where he's got a big announcement you know he was a living as a gay man for all these years 34 years old wait he was gay can you believe it no guy likes to drive dicks all day come on yeah this is a good hobby right well let's find out this is how he starts off a very special and important episode. Yep, I am trans. I am a lady. I'm not. This isn't a bit. This isn't anything.

This is a, uh, me coming out, I suppose, which is maybe cynical to do in podcast format because this is my job or whatever. Or this is, you know, maybe there's some sort of idea that I'm doing this for clout or for some manipulation. I don't know. It's like, I want attention, not necessarily for this. I mean, maybe for this. It'd be nice if people would say, oh, you're so pretty, you know, once I start posting

pictures. Well, let's see how that works. I have a photo that he posted recently. What do you think, producer Krez? I said, why are you looking at Mick Jagger? He looks like Mick Jagger. That's fucking hilarious. Yeah, but like Mick Jagger now. Well, yeah, that's true. That's Mick Jagger in 93. Yeah, it's kind of part of the problem with that. Mick Jagger's got a lot more wrinkles in his face now. This dude's got it going on. All right, so Jody's attracted

Okay. Yeah, I'm hard. How about you keep it in your pants, buddy. It's fine. Fuckin hillbilly So he finally decided that he's trans and he just came out as trans his dad's mad at him But I wonder why he came to this conclusion. This is all I've been thinking about, you know this The sort of gender dysphoria finally caught up with me in a lot of significant ways. I'm sure it was COVID. It might have been COVID just, you know, forcing you to be insular and coming to terms with yourself.

I'm sure half of it had to do with frequent Twitter, you know, being on Twitter alone where you just... Listen, I don't want to pat myself on the back. Actually, no, I do want to do that. I've been saying for years now that locking everyone down for COVID was a horrible idea for people's mental health. And that social media is also terrible for people's mental health. This guy comes out as

trans and goes, I'm able to COVID and social media. Yep, I would guess that's probably 80% of the case terrible for everyone's mental health. It got us into podcasting correct It made me a professional podcaster. It's all bad. And what's even crazier is that we find out Here's a plot twist for you. We found out that Alex when he was a gay man Didn't even like the trans women the tea ladies Well early early on, you know when I was much younger I was transphobic. I was straight up transphobic I would like, you know when I was much younger I was transphobic. I was straight-up transphobic. I would like, you know deny

I would say shit like they can't ever make their chromosomes XX chromosome so why even try you know why even you know you're always it's always gonna be fake You know, I would say awful shit like that. That's transphobic and awful stuff Wow, you know, you're not really a woman. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa, that's so transformed I just saw your picture and I came to that conclusion. Apparently that's the worst thing you could say It's like I had my young nephew. I had to explain him that he was an optimist prime and Man, my brother's just like Carl that's fucked up. Yeah, why don't you just tell him about Santa? Yeah, like you can't tell people they're not what they're pretending to be. I was like I didn't know that. Okay now now

I know the rules. I hope he punched you that's fucked up He actually shot me with a laser gun. I was like oh, yeah Maybe he is Optimus Prime. I thought you're supposed to say 50 feet away from children at all times Carl That's a rumor that was started by the internet. I just do it because I hate kids Yeah, it's probably a good reason so let's get into the real reason why we're to the show. Let's figure out why we're listening to the show. It's because Alex discovered that this person is a huge Ween fan. Ween is their favorite band and they did an episode with another musician, I should say a musician who's also a Ween fan and also a trans woman. Yes, so we have two trans women named Alex talking about Ween this is the setup for this There's there's been this thing that's been stewing in my head for a while

Is that we? The kind of trains with it, you know, they're a little trans with I don't know what it is about we But there's something about them where in my travails as a gay man, I did not meet as many gay ween fans, but as, as I've been talking to more and more trans women, not all trans women are we fans, but there are four more trans women ween fans than there are gay men we've, and to help me explore this phenomena, this anecdotal phenomena, I've noticed I have the wonderful, very

extremely talented musician, Alex Riggs here. How are you, Alex? That sounds like a perfect premise to do an entire episode on. Uh, when I was a ween fan, the gay friends of mine didn't like that. But now that I'm a trans person, they all get down with the brown. It's very odd that that's the study that we're going through right now. I wasn't ready for that. I don't know shit about Ween, but the way she opened that saying her intro there, she said, uh, most gay men are Ween fans. And I thought you were going to have some explaining to do, Carl, cause I don't know shit about Ween. And I said, Oh, I hope he pulls that clip. Cause maybe we're making some points around here now.

I said just the opposite. The gay men do not like waiting they do have that song homo rainbow though You might know from South Park That's very inclusive. I would say yeah Yeah, so this guest Alex also a trans woman recently listened to nine ween albums to get ready for this show but it's also a big ween fan to begin with and When given the premise are they a trans band? Or do they trans code? This is Alex's take on that the guest. They're actually very important. band in my life and how like, you know, very influential.

Very important band in my musical upbringing. And also, I'm really digging for the trans stuff. So maybe you can like point me to your, maybe you can point me to your theory. Okay. Yeah, that's my thought too. I'm like, okay, how was this music for trans people? Because I was very confused by this. I know. I would expect kiss. Kiss is probably trans coded, right? We're a bunch of dudes dress up like chicks. that makes more sense our kiss chicks It's a monster in a cat Very meta woman women are all those things poison would be closer. Yes

Definitely be closer. Okay, but now we're just cross-dressing guys. This is very different than what we're doing here So let's let's understand how the host Alex came up to the conclusion that wean is trans coded. Like literally you can say that anything is trans coded. And that's what it when you're like me when you're a newbie and you're like seeing everything for the first time through the kaleidoscopic lens of gender. It's like everything the entire world is just there is a trans allegory You know, I was getting into Bob Dylan the other day Bob Dylan is also transcoded. What I wasn't ready for that And then what do you guys think about this is Bruce Springsteen queer coded? No

Yeah, you were half right. It Is Bruce Springsteen queer coded? Yeah, just in the sentence a little earlier. Apparently, the reason why Alex has a newfound appreciation for certain artists is because he used to avoid things that were masculine. I don't like things that are masculine. Those are all the macho guys that are the jocks. It's not for me. But now that he's a tea girl

he's going no I can embrace things that are masculine and I would give you 85 guesses at what he thinks is masculine. You would not get it. Oh, you would guess can I guess? Did she kill a bug? No Did she change the oil on her car? No check this out So much shit that I avoided because it was too masculine. I have now embraced because I feel like now that I'm on the other side, I can look at it objectively, and actually not just be like, well, this is man shit. It's stupid. But like, I've really gotten into steely Dan. That doesn't make any sense, Rick. I've really gotten into steely Dan. That doesn't make any sense Rick She was gonna I thought she was gonna go with IP sitting down now that would be my first assumption I want to feel like a lady right now. No steely dad. What's the answer anyone have that at home? Anybody have that other card at home isn't a cock the most masculine thing I would think so especially a really hard

Cock really girthy and be into that you know there's a skids real Did you guys know that a steely Dan is actually a name for a vibrator yeah back in the day I only found that out recently because I don't listen to grocery store music, but that's what I heard Too good for our yacht rock heroes apparently. I hate stealing grocery store music. I don't have yacht rock do you have like party barge rock that's probably more my speed. We can play some garbage barge Boston for you. Yeah thanks. Why is Ween good you ask? But yeah he basically but I basically agree with that assessment which is that it's this because it's this self-aware mode of exploring

Emotions like genuine emotions, but through the safety of Pastiche, you know couldn't set it better myself You guys get everything out of that that you need to I want to say why we'd good though great So cliche moving on This fucking guy annoyed me so much with his words there were a couple in there that I go you don't say that word Well fucker yeah, I know he's not using the words correctly either, but that's okay Let's find out why ween is trans coded He's got partial answer here and to me that is like the experience of being a man when you're really a girl is just trying

to get at something real by imitating things you've already seen. And that's why I think ween is like a little trans coded or like little like sad boy pre transition coded at least. Okay. So I think because I'm a ween fan, he just accused me of being a sad boy pre-transition Yeah, is that possible? Is this where I'm starting to figure it out right now? Is this the day? I'm not gonna argue with you Carl. It sounds like this guy's making a lot of sense

I know I feel like I could be convinced like Kanye is a gay fish that South Park episode I know people tell me to just be like yeah, I guess I'm pre-transitioning. All right Fair enough. I just really like the music. I don't know you really know you can space and guys You got to talk one at a time. Okay, you can't be talking over each other you Space and time you can What they really wanted to make his point I don't know I'm talking no I'm gonna die You can sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss mold in their carpet. Yeah. Okay. So they're talking about the album, the pod. Now the pod is their brownest album of all time. They recorded it on a four track recorder when they're living in an apartment together. It sounds like absolute garbage. Yes, go ahead. What is,

what is brownish sir? So, uh, weens music is often referred to as Brown and the less high quality it is, the Browner it is. They have a whole live album called paint the town brown carl listen to me if you ever want to do like a bonus episode i've never listened to one ween song in my whole life i would let you give me a crash course and i can call you gay the whole time if you want to you call that a bonus episode who would listen to that i don't know no more music specials buddy carl forces jody b to listen to weed oh unsubscribe unsubscribe so they're talking about this album the pod that has a couple of good songs on it, but it's un-listenable from start to finish. It's a

horrible album. Right. You can smell the mold in their carpet. Yeah. Listening to that album. That album sounds like how mold smells. Yeah. I mean mean and it provided in me like a lifelong appreciation for shittily recorded stuff Why so that was actually a perfect description the fact that it sounds like mold smells. That's pretty accurate It's not it's not pleasant in any single way and the other guy's like and that's why I appreciate really shitty recordings You shouldn't know it's terrible. So you like the Misfits, eh? Yeah, he goes on to say when I record music, it's really bad quality, because I don't know how to make it good. But also I like bad qualities. No, no, just the first one. Just the first one is why they're

bad. It's like audio grooming. You just keep fucking with people with nonsense and then eventually they think nonsense is fantastic. I like it. Speaking audio grooming This one goes out to ESO dough in the big ESO dough news from this week. Disavow Carl Yeah, like fucking to don't don't get too close to my fantasy, which is a song I really have a hard time listening to these days Where? Because it's about It's speaking some from the point of view of a pedophile. Is that what that song is about?

Yeah, kinda. Carl, now first off, you love that song. It's a great song. It's not about pedophilia at all. He was completely wrong. Then he goes, is that what that song's about? He goes, kind of. Well, is it or not?

Kind of. It has to be one way or the other, man. There's no kind of when it comes to kid-pugging. Well, the boy's 16 and a half and I'm not sure what state they're in. No, what do you mean it's kind of? No, it's about a kid dying. It's not about child molestation or anything like that, but why would that be funny? Here at the very end there, listen to his reaction. Is that what that song is about?

Yeah, kind of. Wow, Good stuff. Like fucking Rob Saul talking about you so delved. Alright, now let's get into the real reason, the real reason I think they finally figured it out here. Why Ween could be transcoded. But yeah, if you've ever been to a Ween show, it I'm not going to be a fan of that. I'm not going to be a fan of that. I'm not going to be a fan of that. I'm not going to be a fan of that. I'm not going to be a fan of that. I'm not going to be a fan of that.

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Yeah, it's not great. I hope I can get that smell out of my clothes. Oh, you just throw out your clothes after a Ween show. You just burn them. So then they start talking about Frank Zappa. So this is in your wheelhouse producer Chris big Zappa fan and Alex the musician here isn't sure if he likes Frank Zappa anymore used to love Frank Zappa, but now he's not sure It's very another band where it's like I can't tell if any of the gay jokes are directly

Homophobic or cruel or just supposed to be silly? Both! Both! The answer is both! The answer is both! The answer is both! I don't think... So he can't tell if Frank Zappa's songs are homophobic, like he hates gay people, or if

it's just meant to be silly, and the guy goes both. Well, it can't be both. No, because hating isn't silly. Right. so it's gotta be one of the other now from what I know about Frank Black he appreciated the freaks of this world Frank Black yeah okay I don't know or I'm sorry Frank Zappa okay that's a Frank Black you guys are speaking fucking Chinese I'm with you on that I never ever it never came across to me that Frank's have was no He's been counterculture, you know his entire life. So he would be in with all of that whatever misfit toys Yeah, they're hanging around the front of the forefront of the sexual revolution. Yes. Yeah for sure

So yeah, I just found that odd the guys like yeah I don't know if I can like him anymore You know some of those jokes and those songs that he might be Stopping queers when he's not recording albums like I don't think so. No like the best sadder is he's making fun of stupid people Yes, yeah, correct. I Have I have one more clip that comes on much later in the episode. They talk about wean. It's very boring even for me Who? about wean it's very boring even for me who wean and being trans and all these intersections and then almost an hour and they say this we miss I think about it more it did feel like I get it's not really obviously it's not really

transcode anything is trans coded if you think hard about it you know every 50 exactly 56 minutes into this recording, you dropped the fucking bomb. Yep. That was the whole thing. The whole premise. He based this episode on and then, oh, yeah, it's probably not at all. I just pulled that out of my ass. Okay, cool.

Damn. You got trolled, Carl. You only listened to it because it said ween. That's hilarious. Well, that's why Alex sent it to me because, uh, you know, he figured whoever my cohost was could goof on me for liking a band that, uh, all the tea girls are into. Yeah, dude, it made sense. He turned into a lady because he talks a fucking lot and his voice gets on my nerves. Yeah. That's working for him. I would say for sure. He's not even

trying. He's just a dude. Like he's not putting any inflection on his voice. He sounds a little like Dick Mas, not Dick. Uh, who's the other guy? Biggest problem. Oh, veto. Oh, he sounds like veto a little bit Dick Mas, not Dick. Uh, who's the other guy? Maddox. Biggest problem. Oh, Vito. Oh, he sounds like Vito a little bit. Okay. Just kind of a little bit gayer. I knew I hated him for some reason. If that's possible. I couldn't pinpoint it, but yes, I think, I think we got it figured out. Now, Jody, you did some homework for this episode. I always appreciate that. Big news in the podcasting world this week. And this is a show we've not talked about before,

but this past weekend with Theo Von had a big guest, Donald Trump. That's a big guest. Was a guest on Theo Von show. Theo Von was not in his studio. He was dressed up for Theo Von. Yep. So he wore his best blue jeans and t-shirt.

And I think one of the production team gave him a sports coat and said, put on a fucking jacket. Yeah, you're talking to I think you're right. Yes. I don't think he pulled out of his closet. For sure. I'm even stuttering. John can come up with a suit to go try to yell at a president. You can't get one Theo you're a millionaire for fuck's sake. Well, is Theo's brother his same size? I hope so. Because that would be the way that John would be able to get a suit. I hope so because that would be the way that John would be able to get a suit. So can I ask a question? How do you guys feel about Theo Von? Because I hear mixed results about Theo Von so I like to ask before I lay into it. I think that Theo Von is a fun guy. He seems like he'd be a blast to hang out with. He doesn't take

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don't think they're going to be like, I don't think they're going to be like, I don't think they're going to be like, I don't think they're going to be like, I don't think they're going to be like, I don't think they're going to be like, I don't think like Larry, the cable guy, what he says isn't necessarily funny. He just says words in his country as voice and where the cable actually writes pretty good jokes. Is he funnier than Jay Leno though? That's the question for you. Jody B who's funnier, Jay, why don't or Larry the cable guy? Oh, that's tough, dude. You have to answer that question. I'm going to say Larry, the cable guy only because he says naughty words. Jay,

Jay Leno works completely Oh, man, you got me if already laying we're here right now boy. He would be late With that answer so look basically the allure of this I saw a clip and I said I've got to see how this went I listened to the whole fucking interview. It's an hour long. It's the O'Von talking to Donald Trump Yeah, I thought it was kind of cool about it. Whereas deals not trying to be someone else He. He's just like, I'm just gonna be Theo Vaughn and we'll talk to Donald. It's very conversational and silly at times. It's crazy to me that this, it makes me think I anything is possible for me now. I'm a fucking hillbilly and I could have anybody on my show because Theo Vaughn made this look easy, but it really went a lot of different places.

I always thought it was stupid when people would be like, you know, if there was a woman president, then all the little girls would know they could become the president someday. They just have to see themselves and that's bullshit. And that doesn't make any fucking sense. And then Jody B sitting, sitting here, going, Hey, if this right now could do it, I could do it. Like, okay, I guess that is a real thing. That he shouted out like his third grade teacher before the show started just to be like, I won't give a shout out to my third grade teacher who said that one

day I was going to grow up and mount to something. But I'm just like, all right, Theo, I hope that guy's still around. I call him a Forrest Trump. This interview is Forrest Trump. I don't know how he fell into this, but he made his mark. So clip one that I have is him just starting a conversation with the big Don. And I think exactly what he says in this situation all the time, but I don't say it out loud. And this is one of those parts where Theo said the quiet part out loud. And he would take them hunting in Czechoslovakia and somehow they developed very well and Czechoslovakia. Can you imagine?

It's a lot of letters even. That's a long time. That's a name you don't hear too much anymore, but it was I need a scope just to get through the spelling of that word. I know a lot of people. Yeah. But he seems nervous, doesn't he? No, not at all. This is, I don't know, four minutes into it and

they're just making banter. And he, the best thing he come up with was dang, that's a big word. That's a lot of letters in that word. He starts clapping. He's like, that's like nine syllables. God dang. He does. He had a poor Trump, you know, is trying to tell a story and make a point and see if like, you know, and stuff. But he's kind of sit there and act like, yeah, yeah, no, it is a big word. It's a big word. People don't use it anymore. Not a Donnie played along a lot in this interview to points where Theo just tries to go off on one. And he's just like, yeah, whatever, dude, we're not talking about that. Yeah. The second one that

he did, he had another flub like this up front where it's just Donald says something and Theo's like, dang, I don't even, I can, my brain can't even fathom that dude. Well, at least you have your voice then you can say what you want to say. Well, gave me my voice back, yeah. I had hundreds of millions of people, even now I haven't been too active on X, but I have, I guess, 90 some odd million people on it. And, but I was much higher than that when I was All the people I mean how many people there are? Yeah, it's a I mean it's been I love the job he's done and he's brought a certain voice back into into play Yeah, the previous people were terrible terrible. Yeah, every time you do a thing, you'd be red flagged Every statement you made you'd be red flagged. Every statement you made, you'd be red flagged.

Yeah. So it was just the point that he goes, I like 90 million people. He goes, dang, I think that's like all the people know the others. Like eight people. Well, it's also mostly bots too. We know that from Twitter. It's not actually 90 million people, but yeah, this is a good clip of his face right now.

If you're watching this, look at his face. That's just, I imagine he's in a perpetual state of thought and he's just like, man, that's how he walks around through the world. Can I count to 90,000? I don't think I could. Take my shoes off. I had to count everybody in the Cowboy Stadium. Toes to get that high. Then they're talking about Kid Rock. Kid Rock. Yeah. Bobby, as Trump likes to call him. Yeah, they're buddies. Trump and Bob Robert are our buddies. And Theo Vaughn comes up with a word. I'm not sure what this means. I'll see you coming with Kid Rock and yeah, you don't drink at the fight. No, Kid Rock is a he's terrific. He came to the convention.

He knocked him. He knocked everybody out. He was Fenton he's a great guy. He's just a great guy. He's he's popular very popular. Oh, he's so he's definitely He's a real dirt Legend, you know He is a legend. Yes in a true sense. Oh 100% people love him dude. Look at him I went to a show not long ago. Is that like a mud shark? It sounds very similar It's very similar. I was wondering if Theo Vance is trying to introduce new vocabulary See if trouble using at a rally just to see if he like sneak one in this is my thing, too

I love wordplay and just make it portmanteau and he had such a smile on his face when he goes I'm gonna call him a dirt serpent. I don't know what the fuck that is doesn't sound positive, but yeah It's not like a lot of a Barry what's up? He does have a mixed kid. I guess it kind of counts. You're a dirt serpent, Kid Rock. Good job. Well, he's also a legend. They

just said, in that true sense. Okay, the legend of Kid Rock, you leave bullets and Budweiser out. He comes on the Fourth of July. Now, Kid Rock's brother is missing a leg. Mmm. It's got a one-legged brother And so they sounds like a setup right? Well, I don't know the punchline

Rocks one-legged brother walks into a bar Yes, and they will he walks out on the golf course with Donnie and Donnie says can you hit a golf ball? Yeah, he hit me up one night and it was like hey, man I'm having a birthday party this week and you should come. And I didn't even know him, you know? And it was nice of him. And since then we've done a lot of fun stuff together. His brother's missing a leg too, which is crazy.

He looks like the lamp. Have you ever seen that movie, the lamp, like from like a Christmas story or whatever? Yeah, but he's fantastic. They got me guys. That's the only time I've laughed in this whole interview when he said it, I said said he did not just fucking say that You know the movie the lamp

Yeah, but like Aladdin that's about a lamp they did show though the actual Like lamp for G. Lee. Yes Hilarious, so then they get into golfing with the one-legged brother. We were in the 17th hall. I said, you play? He goes, yes. I said, oh, really? You want to hit a shot? And he said, okay. And he got up. Well, it was very hard for him to put the, I mean, it was really a tough situation because he has to get the ball in the ground and the thing and everything else nobody did how funny was that? drinking their beer Falling over try to get a gulp on a tea

Mad if you try to help him, you know, no get the fuck away from me. Oh, I wouldn't even try I would even open got bad We got all day we're. I would be very supportive of this Hey play through all right relax everybody. He has to get the ball in the ground and the and everything else No, but he did it for him, and he did it. I mean he goes to the ground and he did it gets up He swung and I'm a good golfer. He'd a perfect shot out to the right with a little hook Nobody knows what that means in your audience probably but that's like a perfect shot and I said that is perfect. He said I'll do it again. I said don't do it again because you'll never be able to hit a shot that

good What is that supposed to fucking mean? I play golf to trump. I've done it a dozen times I know how to play. What the fuck? Audience doesn't know what golf is or what a good golf shot is. I think it was, he took it to the right with a little hook. It's like, yeah, that, no, you explained. Like, anyone knows that I can picture that. Even if I didn't know golf was, yeah, it's called a good shot. Thanks. Right. Yeah. Well, all that mumbo jumbo, what are you a professional golfer or something?

Donald jeez. Dumb it down for a simple time. We don't know. So I've, I've said before how Theo kind of rambles through the shit and it's just a, you can watch his brain operate on this cause Don is going to tell a story and then Theo's going to hear a word and go word association time, ding and spit out the first thing. And he just mumbles while Trump is talking. He doesn't even stop. He pays no attention. He's not listening. He's like, man, and then we did the thing. So yeah, this is, this is, this is a funny fucking clip.

And I'm sure Thea would want to have this little segment back again. You know, Trump is not a drinker, never drank as, as you know. If you don't drink, you don't miss it. I mean, I, I don't even think about alcohol or Right. It's not a part of your world. I don't think about cigarettes. I don't think about any of that. If you, if you don't

take drugs or if you don't have alcohol, it's real easy not to drink it. It's one. I had a friend who went to the Wharton school of finance with me. He was a very smart guy. Where is it Wharton school? That's in Philadelphia.'s it. Yeah, rocky, right? And it's a great great school great business school and It's part of the University of Pennsylvania School it's nice down there. Yeah, my friend's brother went there or something it well Then he was smart because But this this person that I met he hated the taste of scotch. He hated it. Couldn't stand it. But he insisted on having it because he wanted he felt it was important to be able to drink. I said, No, just don't drink. Okay, that's a ridiculous story. The guy was drinking scotch. He thought it was important to show that he could drink a scotch even though he didn't like it. And Trump was like, I got got an idea What if you don't drink the thing you don't like? Oh, I?

Was really mixed opinions on this because I don't typically trust people that don't drink and the fact that he's like I've never drank ever Yeah, I don't know that it could help or hurt him in this case, but Theo Gene Simmons a girl now. Yeah, say no trust anyone who's never drank Burn it all to the fucking ground, but Theo heard Scotch and he snapped back into it. That was kind of funny because he's like Rocky Philly. That was nice down there. No, it's not. Yeah. Oh, I don't know if you've been there. If you're not watching the visual on this, he literally takes his gaze off of Trump and starts staring off into the corner. Just like, yeah, there's that place we went to that's near there. They had a sandwich. He's

trying to remember the name of the restaurant. I was going to be like, Oh yeah, I go there all the time. It's like that has nothing to do with anything. Theo, focus. Philadelphia. Oh, you mean Rocky? Yeah. That Philadelphia. Just stop at Rocky. Oh yeah, Rocky. And then move on Theo. You got it. That's a weird thing to associate. I understand Rockies from Philadelphia. It's a big part of the movie, but Philadelphia has been involved in a lot of other historical things. Yes. Aside from just being where Rocky was born, just pointing out. All right. Moving on.

So this is the highlight of the fucking whole interview. People just on Twitter and it's what got my attention on it because it made me laugh. Uh, I it's a little longer, so bear with me. But it's basically it's great. Oh, Theo's gonna Theo's playing cocaine to a former president. This is great. Oh, well the whole yeah, all of that is horrible. But why do we get addicted?

How did no, I would just do cocaine. That was really. Yeah. So not just. Yeah. And it was down and down and dirty, right? Yeah. And this is yeah, this I mean, it was yeah, but you don't anymore.

I don't do it anymore, man. And I'm not doing is it too much Some of the stuff started to get a real rattle in it, too I don't know where we were even getting it from in this country back to serpents It started to make me feel like I was a mechanic or so the thing Right yeah, but what I want probably is cocaine But I know that if I have a drink then it'll give me it'll like be like okay Well, I had a drink then I can do this is cocaine but I know that if I have a drink then it'll give me it'll like be like okay well I had a drink then I can do this. Is cocaine a stronger

up? Yeah. So you're way up with cocaine more than anything else you can think. Cocaine will turn you into a damn owl homie you know what I'm saying? When he starts talking about cocaine Theo starts jawing did you see that? Yeah! Literally I did too. When the word cocaine came, his bottom lip clenched up and he goes, Oh, cocaine. That's the guy who was an addict for sure. He's reliving the glory days there. This gets very funny at the end of this conversation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're way up. He was talking without opening up his mouth. Talking through his nostrils. Up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cocaine will make you... So you're way up with cocaine more than anything else you can think of.

Cocaine will turn you into a damn owl, homie. You know what I'm saying? You'll be out on your own porch. You'll be your own street lamp. You're frickin'... And is that a good feeling? Just like the guy you're saying with the Scotch Street lamp the fuck is there have you never felt like an owl before? Yeah, I love it. He called him homie homie. He calls Donald Trump homie. That's so fucking funny. That's great. That's great I love that Donald's like genuinely interested in this like genuinely interested in this. Like, yeah. Oh, and what's the high of cocaine like? Is that enjoyable? Do you kids enjoy that sort of thing? Is that still illegal? Yeah. Should I legalize it for the votes or what should we do with this? Jesus Christ. You should legalize it for the

votes by the way. That'd be great. I've got like a couple of other like quick ones of him saying dumb shit. Like there's one where, and Carl pulled behind the curtain. We talked about this and Carl was like, I probably wouldn't check this out because I don't really like it when people don't press their guests a little bit. It's the O von is Donald Trump. Like I want you to, you know, challenge it on some shit and let's have a conversation. And there were two points in here where Theo picked up his piece of paper, Oh, handyandy bullet points, and actually got on topic about some shit with like medication and stuff like that. So clip eight, I guess was they're talking

about opiates, the opiate crisis. It's, which is a bigger problem in our country, would you say? Opioids. Bigger than alcohol. Oh, for sure. I think it's that's one of the biggest problems. And compare that to fentanyl. Oh, yeah. Well think it's that's one of the biggest problems and compare that to fentanyl Oh, yeah Well, that's the problem is people are making fake opioids because they can't afford real wins So they're just getting them off the street and then they put fentanyl in them Fentanyl like laced into everything now. It's horrible. It's horrible. Yeah, they found someone a baby rattle somewhere I think I don't even know where that was even know where that was. Um,

what the fuck? It's not true. They found some of the baby. Right. I don't know where that was. No shit. They just threw their phone out the window. They went out to Google this theater, know what the fuck he's talking and literally Theo, come on buddy. I know a lot of people die from opioids and overdose and fentanyl and all that, but alcohol dude has been killing people steady for at least the last 30 years. Well, we're not anti-alcohol on this channel.

I'm not anti-alcohol either. But I'm- You're on the Who Are These Podcasts Network here, Joe. Cheers. You're not gonna start bashing. They said this shit is a carcinogenic, Carl. It kills more people than anything. And he's like, no, opioids are definitely the problem.

But I don't know, dude, Theo. I think alcohol still might be number one, buddy. Cheers. Okay, that's where it doesn't work for people. Speaking of opi. That's what he should call his fans. Opioids. That's funny. Fall asleep listening. No one said they're the pod squad. Where's my pod squad?

So along the same lines, Theo's got one more classic line here that made me laugh out loud because he's just saying the first thing that comes in his mind. He's trying as hard as he fucking can. So this is hilarious. I love this. A lot of people that want to see me come back and when, because we had a great time with the greatest economy in history. When I was president, we had, Oh yeah. My cousin got a boat. Hispanic American. If you look Asian American, women, men, everybody. He just plows right through it too. He just, he doesn't even slow down.

He's not entertaining a second of it. Chris, do you have, I like turtles over there. Basically, because he got a boat. How good was the economy? Theobald's cousin got a second. I'm Chris. Do you have I like turtles over there? That'd be a good one. Basically, a cousin got a boat. How good was the economy? Theo Vaughn's cousin got a boat. That's how good the economy was. Should be a campaign ad. My wrap up for this. I watched the whole thing. I've watched it twice now because I went back to pull clips. It's fun. If you want to listen to Theo talk to Trump, this is a good time. It's only an hour long and my favorite part was the very end. You know, Carl, we've talked about dynamic ad placement, you have to deal with it with your show where it's

like, it's better if you know what a commercial is going to be so that it's not comical when you jump into a commercial. Let me correct you on something. Okay, dynamic ad placement means the ad that gets thrown into the ad placement is dynamic, depending on who the listener is, or the viewer. I thought it just means they put it where I don't think now I feel this this is an ad that obviously Theo Vaughn's team put in because it's a ad read by Theo Vaughn So they picked this placement

Well, here's the thing you've got to get your ads in and like nine million people have seen this so good on them for making sure Sure your fucking product placement in but it is Hilariously placed in this interview to where they're having a serious conversation and we go to not one but two ad reads Carl. Yeah so insulin price is very important affecting a lot of Americans. And I got it down to $35 which is a very low price and they took credit for it which is you know now I'm taking credit because I'm talking to you you know. Well yeah if you did it then you should be able to take credit for it. I just watched her performance today.

So she went out and- Who, Kamala? Yeah, she lied about everything. She said, this Trump tax, that Trump tax, that Trump tax, he's gonna tax this, he's gonna tax all these different things and I'm not gonna tax them. She made it up. Did you know that four companies controlled over 80%

of the US meat industry? And China now controls the largest portion of US pork. These companies are using mobster-like tactics to crush American family farms. And with the additives that they're putting into our food, Americans are stuck with sketchy meat. So what can we do about it? Let me tell you about a company that's coming up swinging on behalf of the American family farms and your family's food security. Moink. The business is simple.

Moink's meat comes from animals raised outdoors, where a pig is free to be a pig. Hey buddy. He's ever done anything called a moink box, which I can only imagine like all those box things are just random shit thrown in a box and shipped once a month. So it's like, Oh, kind of meter we're going to get today. There's a Ferret. Is there a way that I got to see the video transition on this? Cause I listened to podcasts. So I was listening intently. They're talking about insulin prices and Trump's going, well, I took credit for this. And that's why, And then there was a 10, not even 10 second silence to Theo reading a fucking

mink box ad. And I go, what is happening? And then right after that, he goes into his other big sponsor blast. Theo, you know what it is, brother and sisters, baby. It's time for those wiener uppers, daddy. You feel me blue chew.com. They're helping blue Bluechew. Alright, the wiener upper is bluechew, big sponsor.

I have one more clip on here that I want to close this segment out with because, near the end, Theovon again is just saying random thoughts that come into his head or random facts he thinks he knows or thinks he's heard. Oh no, Carl, did you get the bomb? I left the bomb out, you're gonna do it to him?

This is hilarious. Ah, shit. Literally, Donald Trump is at his wit's end. And he's just like, yeah, let's wrap it up. Watch this guy having his back and forth right here. You could fix it right now. Don't do whatever you're doing. Yeah.

And she won't talk to you, and she won't talk to anybody. She won't be interviewed. She's welcome to come on. I would love to get to talk to her. I'm sure she'd be very exciting. Um, actually you could make her exciting. You think? Yeah. I think so. Somebody said she's a good roller skater. That's what I heard, which is crazy. That's about it. We're going to wrap it up soon. Okay. Done. Sorry.

Please. Did you see Trump's face? We're going wrap it up. Yeah, please and now is now too soon Yeah, look at his face when he says that we're gonna wrap it up soon. Okay, done. Sorry a lot of people thought it I like to imagine somebody from the Secret Service pulled a gun out and pointed at the O's face right there across the room They were done here. Oh, yeah, we're gonna wrap it up. Is that thing? Kamala Harris is a good roller skater? Is this something that people know about? I'm not gonna say the racist thing Peter Chris looked at me like you think feel bought its facts

Facts on this job. You're right. Good point. I don't know why I brought well, it's a fact that his cousin got a boat That's true. I think it's that's what I've heard Yeah, it's the fact that his mom fucked his aunt or some shit like that. He came along man. That's bad genetics in Theo von He's doing well, though. We're happy for him For him here at W ATP a good gut now another guy that I'm happy for I don't know if you remember him Dr. Amon Hillman aka Lady Babylon remember him? Dr. Amon Hillman, And he understands the Bible better than anyone else and he knows everything that happened with

Jesus and Jesus's apostles were all children that he was oh, I remember this now using for power and energy and it's like a drug And that's why he was crucified For diddling children and trafficking them you fucking know all about this dude there's a lot of iso dough type shit going down talks like a psychopath Jesus and He's doing something new that I think is probably a terrible idea But he is going in responding to commenters one at a time He is now doing the thing and I see this on tik-tok all the time now on WTS We talk about it these people start getting hate they go I will respond to one of the time to my haters and I'll show them and it's a terrible strategy. Well, it

works sometimes. Yeah, okay. Some guy with a general name. His kitchen is in a tiny apartment. An efficiency flat as the UKers call him. So, he's definitely not a financial marketing genius. I think that your kitchen sucks. You live in a small apartment Let's see how he deals with the next one that he brings up. This dude is the biggest Psi-op ever. I'm I think he's been drinking a lot of drugs from the Seriously, well, he's serious kind of trailed up there at the end there Lady Babylon it says drinking a lot of drugs from the semen of many men and he just decided not to read that part

Seriously seriously That was the part you were upset about though remember go to a happy place It's the part you didn't read that you know the plant behind his head gives him a little sideshow Bob Oh, you're right. Also the craziness. Yeah, right. That also helps with the okay So now he's like I also have some clips that I want to play. I don't know if this is his normal format I can't imagine it is maybe it is but he decides Similar to WTP is gonna pull up some clips and then comment on those clips. I want to show you a couple of clips now. And I want you to sit with me and the watchers

and I want you to see the atheistic, the atheistic, monist soup in which you live. Are you ready? Yes. It's Topsy Turvy. Let's go for it. Chewie, give me the first one. What I, what I think that I got very confused by is, um, that I confused is the wrong word. I am skeptical of lady Babylon's ability to translate anything. Oh shit. He's watching our review of him and he's watching some edited version of it that somebody put together where they're zooming in and they're slowing down audio and I don't know if he did that or if he found it somewhere I don't know are you familiar with this Chris? No. You didn't know that he

reviewed us our review of him? No. I thought this was pretty fun. I imagine that Lucy Titebox is on a lot of like murder boards in people's basements around the country now but like I think we just found one for sure we need to keep an eye on this. Oh, well, yeah watch his response to Lucy's criticism here and it goes on for a little while. I want to just watch us I'm pretty sure that he's just making shit up. It's like those little games where you know, like you're like, okay make this letter be This letter. I think he's just saying okay this word means this now Okay, so that's what she thinks. That's what she said. What she thinks. Um,

you know, what's funny is when you see people who come with a preformed conclusion already, they just have something there. They have some kind of, now is this at, just ask yourself, is this person who's talking any sort of samurai? Is there a reason they're putting down this other samurai? Maybe they're—I don't know—maybe they're in linguistics, maybe they're in classics. Do you know people have been asking and vetting almond? And do you know what they're finding?

They're finding Hail Satan. That's what they're finding. Oh, Jesus. He makes a lot of good points. So basically his response was, well, if you watch long enough, you'll become a Satan worship, or like the rest of the people

have this fine chat room. That was my takeaway from that. Yeah, now I think that's his shtick, or the Hail Satan thing. I think he says that as terrifying. Because that's all I'm thinking right now, Carl, is I don't ever want to run into this guy ever. No.

His mannerisms are wacky. I'm trying to picture him doing like a normal day thing, like just go into the convenience store. That's got to terrify people. Do you guys have any Twix in here? Yeah. I just want the left side. Can I just get it half off or just the left side of the Twix? here? Yeah. I just want the left side. Can I

just get a half off? Or just the left side of the Twix? Welcome to Hardee's. Can I take your order? Yeah. Do you still have a two for five deal? Hail Satan. Am I right? I make minimum wage, sir. Yes. Hell Satan. For sure. And that yeah, this gets creepier. You're right. You're right.

Ms. Tightbox. And that's her name in all fairness. You're right. It's actually Monk Box. You're right. That's her new name. She's put on a few pounds, Chris. Don't be so rude.

Monk Box. It's all those popsicles, man. Yeah, I know. All right. Although I think that if we did sell a monthly subscription to Titebox, we'd make some money on that. Oh, yeah. I'll have to talk to her about how we would market that and actually execute on it.

Okay. So then he watches another clip from our show, and he's going to further explain what we're up to over here. You're dealing with people who can only engage on the surface to start with, right? And they're not here because they want to be. They're here because they're trying to work their way up the ladder. The ladder to success? Is he one of the runs on this ladder to success? I had no idea. I would have planned this out better. Huh. Right. And they're going to critique this person without considering anything background any sort of

but that's okay. We don't need them. You know why? Because people can do those kinds of things. And they have done. They love to do them. Miss tight box. Do you know what you did wrong? Miss Typebox. Ow. You messed with somebody who's well-trained. I've never seen you happier, Producer Chris.

I cannot wait to clip that. I know. It's so fucking ridiculous. But it reminded me of the stuttering John when he used to do that, you know, he's going to punch you out. He's like, ah, come here, like that. Yeah, that kind of thing. Yeah. That was a good whip sound, dude. A good spanking noise. Yeah. Considering the little tiny mic that he's on. They fucking got that one off Tmoo, I think. I honestly couldn't tell if

that was like a kinky slap or if he's just pissed. Hard to tell on that one. Is there a safe word involved? I think he lives in that, uh, betwixt those two things constantly. Okay. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. Probably a little. Oh, I assume he just, he just whipped whatever person he's got tied up just to the left of that camera probably. That's also very possible. They were due. Yeah. Who knows what that fourth wall looks like. Just got a picture of Lucy duct tape to that person's back. I was going to say it's not a picture.

Where's Lucy? We got anyone seen her in the last couple days? Oh shit. Oh no. Lucy. All right. So this is, I think he's starting to get a little bit self-conscious with this now. Okay. Does my kitchen not impress you? Seriously? Does my kitchen not impress you? It doesn't. No.

He doesn't have a George Foreman grill or steamer. Where's your air fryer at dog? There's not impressive in the kitchen. The toaster only has two slots. So what are you doing, man? So, yeah, everyone's goofing out his kitchen and now he's starting to get self-conscious about things like that's not what makes people smart. Having a nice kitchen is like, yeah, but you got to print a little bit, you know.

And to his other point that we're supposed to do a deep dive when we just review his fucking podcast If I go see a movie do I have to see all the movies that the director did? Yes I can't just enjoy it on sir. No level. Nope. Okay. Well, I've never seen a movie again ever. I'm done So thanks a lot Lucy tight box. You just ruined it for everyone Yeah, cuz now he's gonna start calling out all of the ladies. When you step away from justice, when you step away from those values that make you a woman, when you step away from that hunter, what happens to you? You become concerned about kitchens

I'm gonna say something to half of you You are a mere reflection just a shade of the great women who came before you. Just a shade. Oh, if I had the power to give you to become that vampire. Oh, God. The world is a vampire. What the fuck is that all about? He's like evil. What's a, god damn it, Jerry Banfield. Like the evil version of Jerry Banfield, conservative Jerry Banfield. Interesting.

Definitely shades of Banfield there. Yeah, what a fucking lunatic. Jesus Christ. So anyway, I guess we got his radar somehow. Go figure. He lives far away, right? I have no idea to be honest with you. I'm just gonna do a welfare check on Lucy Titebox

That's all I'm trying to say. Please. I'm not in a hurry. Let's do a couple more segments Figure out if she's alright. I I do want to talk to you about are you a fan of MLC of Kevin Brennan? Fan is a tough word. I enjoy Kevin Brennan of past times. Yeah, I don't watch his show hardly at all No, I've only the only Kevin Brennan I get is from Yeah, I don't watch his show hardly at all. No, I'm only only Kevin Brennan I get is from your show. Whatever you cycle through. I enjoyed Kevin Brennan and his show MLC. It's not even a show anymore Yeah, it's really bizarre what he's doing. Well, I know he's got a gal on there now, right? Most of the time I don't know who the fuck that is

But like it was funny when he would just have nerds on there and he would shit on them. That's the best part. That's what Kevin needs is a producer because he can't run his show worth shit, which I'm going to demonstrate in a moment, but he also needs guests that he can be little in the check and be little because when he's on there by himself, it is literally the stuttering John podcast. You hear that editor and he's to accept an applications. Maybe you can double dip, dude, start some some shit He really needs someone for sure He just goes to subreddits and he goes to the clip channels on YouTube and tries to figure out what to do

So he starts the show yesterday I'm doing point dabble point with Shuli and Brian and Zen and He decides to start sniping us because he sees that we're on. He sounds like shit. Did you porn bomb him again? Well, I'll find out. Oh, I gotta, I gotta pull up my video here. I got something to say about that too when you get a half a second, Carl. Go ahead.

I think your approach to the porn bomb explanation for the people, the dozen people that were probably upset about it, I thought yours was very classy and quick like it should be. It's your content and you can do whatever the fuck you want. So you really don't have to explain to anybody why you do what you do. There were a couple other people that were given long drawn out explanations about like, well, we did it this way. We're all adults. Nobody was watching the goddamn show in a kindergarten.

So who cares if somebody screamed the N word a couple times? It's we're fucking trying to keep somebody from sniping the show and also making them look like an asshole and it worked. That's the best part of the whole thing. Like I said, if people didn't hear my explanation, I would not have chosen those clips to porn bomb anyone with. I even recommended to everyone before the show, just have a pretty lady. Maybe she's squirting buckets. Whatever Yeah, it's against YouTube's terms of service. We gotta have some fun with that. But whatever it is what it's probably more effective I mean if you really want to get it knocked out of the park there cuz I saw his face when it happened, too He shut that would have done her shit

I'm gonna be in trouble. Yes, so which is fun. I like the move I've never seen that and I told we were talking about this on the BYB podcast the other night. I think they should do that for fucking UFC streams when people are pirating shit and just let in a middle of a Buffalo wild wings. All of a sudden somebody gets porn bomb with that. I think make the game a lot funner to watch. they're going to show Taylor Swift to the audience and instead it's just a girl shitting. Every 10 minutes. All the tweets in your house. It's probably better than watching the 49ers, you know? Right. Yeah. Okay.

So Kevin starts up his show. He sounds like shit and he finds that we're doing point double point. Hoo ha, hoo ha. Plus it's a travel day. Plus no one's even around. No one's even happening. And then while I was doing my research, my research, not research, just putting on my show, look at these clowns. They're back. Oh, they're back.

Isn't they great? Like how Zen house are now Zen house or the look on his face right here is the look at us as he has on his face all the time. I was like, so wait, of course, Carl and uh, Shuler all they do is win. All they, all these guys do is win. All they do is run. Right? Tukey, right? Tukey. Tukey wants to come on my show when he's besties with Carl and Melton. Right? Tukey. This is notokey? This is not a show. This is not a show. This is so bizarre. He used to be funny.

Kevin Biden over here trying to whistle his way through a show. What the fuck was that? He didn't finish one sentence. Right. He goes, look at Zed. He looks like, and then Carl and he's calling us clowns and shit. Like we're doing a show that's not about you at all. It's about something else. We have twice as many live viewers than he has and he's finding us seeking us out and going look at these clowns and The viewers who are still being gaslit by this retard if you're one of those people Watching this hate watching this clip on YouTube and you're like Kevin Brennan's own telling the truth

I'm gonna prove you wrong on that this guy All he does is gaslight his viewers and these people live in their little MLC bubble, so they don't know any better Carl yeah, I'm gonna play the fucking clip. I'm not just gonna make shit up like Fuck yeah in this next clip so Kevin's clowning me I think I don't know what happened to me he used to say funny stuff clip. So Kevin's clowning me. I think I don't know what happened to him. He used to say funny stuff, but he's also referencing the ESO dough stuff where Shulie came out and did a very serious six and a half minute long video. Carl, I have thoughts on that too, but I'm going to keep them to my, I'm not going to

Theo von those today. Well, we can talk about it. I have a lot more stuff to get to as far as ESO goes. So we'll get into all of that. So I'm interested in your take, but basically she was promoting this charity called take back the night. And he said, you know, if you want to donate to this charity, we have the link and all that kind of stuff. So you're going to hear that get brought up in this clip a little bit as well. Wow. Carl's such a loser. Look at Carl with that smug fucking, we're doing it again. We're doing more Stuttering John.

Even if Stuttering John is gone, we're gonna do more Stuttering John. Let's take back the night, shall we? Shall we? Let's take back the night. Oh, they're doing great. Oh, wow. There are a lot of super chats.

A lot of super chats, but they can't seem to get, can't seem to have any luck when they're trying to take back the night. So this is funny right here. He's looking at our stream and seeing that it's just like flying through a super chest and stuff like that. He goes, yeah, but they can't raise any money for this charity. So now he goes to look up how they did with the charity. Oops.

They got a $1,020 of a goal of 1000. So they made $20 over their goal. Wow. Who's as always, you know, before you went to another flight or your shell, I probably should have researched this kind of makes you look stupid. We're like, yeah, these guys can't do anything. They're getting viewers and super chats and raising money for charities and

God damn man. Watching him tread water is painful. It's almost like he's given himself Tourette's like Bailen Dupree. He should just start having catchphrases instead of what he's doing. Cause this is tough. He does have catchphrases drink every time he says unbelievable watch MLC. And every time he says unbelievable, go ahead and drink drink on that now Kevin's doing this thing that really is so far beneath him this is something that like Rob Saul does or Chad Zumach would do some I don't know if Chad's done this or not I don't pay attention to him but I know Rob's done this or now they're trying to say that because ESO who was employed by the Shuli network or Shuli's whatever,

because he was caught with child porn, it's obvious that Shuli and people have brought it to me and we're all involved. And it was all this cover up and listen to the stretch from Kevin breaded. So again, nobody cares about these clowns unless they're watching Stutter and John and nobody cares about them at all. Now, unless that, cause because of the kiddie porn, go ahead, support them. Keep supporting them and their kiddie ring, their kiddie porn ring. Will you get to see a buddy? Good to see you as well.

Buddy. They're all buddies. No, he hates that. Anything happen to anybody this week? He hates that. Oh, they're friendly with each other. They just hung out last weekend, successful show and event. And there's still buddies and doing shows together. That nothing grinds his gears more than seeing other people get along with each other and make money and make well, yeah, make money. He hates that. He wants to kill joy. That's he's a kill joy. Literally every time he walks into a room, nobody should have fun ever. And if not, Kevin's going to complain about it. But what a shitty thing. And it's just beneath Kevin to say all of you watch the show.

You're supporting a kiddie porn ring. You know, there's this one fucking guy. He was a piece of shit. We've all disavowed. We've all said everything you're supposed to say about a guy like that. When you find out about it. Yeah, this is disgusting. He's a worthless individual.

I hope he gets butt raped every day in prison and right now. What else you want? I had to hit both sides of it the other night because we watched that whole six minute long video and at the end there were like, what does this mean for the way he does it? I said, listen, man, the funny answer is to go, oh, she's mad because he's not gonna be able to get any more porn from his producer. Her, her, her. But the serious thing is is I'd be upset too, if I realized that I'd had a potential

child molester in my house and my live shows with my kids. I don't know how many fucking times that they interact with each other. And as a person, me, Carl, Chris, I don't know how close you were with podcast hit man, we've been through this. Like it's crazy to find out that you were talking to a fucking lunatic and it takes a while to really process that. I've talked about it before. Podcast hitman came on my show. He ended up murdering his girlfriend. Yeah. A friend of

mine I went to high school with and played soccer with and ended up murdering his uncle not too long ago. It's like I'm starting to see a pattern here, Carl. Yeah, right. Oh, everyone in your life with a child molester and a murder. Yeah, but not me. I'm the only good one. So I get it. That's all you can say you can say listen the dude got caught He did some fucked up shit. We're dealing with that I saw they started deleting episodes too, and I don't know if I necessarily agree with that I think that's kind of weird well that to surely mention this on point dabble point your Dan if you do your Dan if you don't

Create a thing so if he leaves up episodes where he sells the co-host or something like this is disgusting. He's still trying to get views and profit. I was like, he did the right thing. Scrape all of that shit off the internet. Yeah. Yeah. You have the option. I understand that, but that's, I get it. But it's kind of like sweeping shit under the, like there's no right way to do it, man. He's not. Okay. So this is what the narrative is. This is what Kevin is running. This is him gaslighting his audience that no one's addressing this. No one's bringing it up because we were

all in it with them and we we don't even want to talk about it. So, this is Kevin watching a portion of Point Devil Point which is almost 2 hours long. Well, what's crazy is nobody had that planned. He's crazy. Uh Carl, they

mentioned that uh they have a child pornographerographer staying with them many times in Potts town in the first Davel con. Just, he just had that. He goes, Hey, I just thought it'd be funny. He told us, I know you guys would be like Brennan's obsessed with this. Yeah. Sure. What should I turn to stuttering John?

Yeah. So that's a funnier topic than child porn. It's hard to make that funny. If it was, if it was a clown, that'd be kind of funny. I'm not, I'm not following you on this one, Jody. Oh, I can make this funny. What if the child is a predator? What if it's a little kid that runs around forcibly sucking people's dicks? That's kind of funny. Okay. I see the angle you're going with. So I've been working on it a long time, Carl. I see that. I see that. So he's trying to say that I'm not bringing up this stuff. And he goes on later on

the show and says it again. They don't even mention the child pornography. They don't mention it. Two days ago, she was crying. They don't mention it in point double point. Isn't this supposed to be a recap of the week? Because they're recapping dabble con and this happened right after dabble con so so uh how come this wasn't part of the recap these guys are like hack politicians it really is unbelievable it really is unbelievable kb drink two hours we don't even bring up iso don't

beer oh wait hold on a second this is is from point double point last night back for this I mean, you know that this is his chance right now. He can come out and be like the tapes were a bus No one cares my Julie's obviously diddling children with his producer like he couldn't go with all of this stuff Can I just point out so I didn't know a lot about the ESO case and what was going on? But I did a creep off bonus show if you want to check it out on our creep off patreon where I was Vinny did a little deep dive and schooled me into what ESO has been up to since 2016 What a piece of garbage. Yeah, the way he treated his wife and his family. Yeah, he could really just rotten hell I'm with you a hundred percent. I'm with you

Really want to take his wife down with him. That was what he threatened her with. Yeah. So we did a creep off bonus show yesterday morning when he came over here and he did some great research into what actually went down with Isso and his wife and how she turned him into the police and all the evidence and all the shit that was going on. And it's like, wow, who knew? How would you possibly know something like that is going on? And we are addressing it on every fucking show that we're on. Everyone's talking about it. But Kevin wants this narrative that we're afraid.

We're afraid of this topic and we won't discuss it. You're protecting child molesters, Carl, clearly. Yes, that's the conclusion that he's coming to, because that's really a good stance to have on the internet. He sees something negative and ugly happen in our universe and he wants to wrestle a W out of it. Even if it doesn't make sense. Tell me about not making sense.

Listen to what he says about Shuley and his relationship with ESO. Diabolcon 2. Diabolcon 1, the child, the child pornographer was there. All the pictures support that. He was in Pottstown. The fact that Shuley's like, I didn't know anything about it.

Of course he did, of course he's fucking lying. But now he's gonna be like, we're just gonna take the high road. Do you know what you're saying, Kevin? This is the thing, he's so blinded by his hatred of Shuley, he's sounding stupid. Dude, you gotta draw a fucking line in the sand. Right? We know you hate Shuley. Yeah. But you really think that him and easily had long discussions about CP and

she was just like, that's cool, man. Like out of everybody in the situation, Shuley's actually got kids. So that's why I'm saying in his processing of all this information, he's probably one of the most freaked out. I wouldn't make friends ever again. After that, the person I had the closest in my crew, who could have been fucking doing all kinds of dumb shit that I didn't know about with my kids. So now I'm going to kill every person that comes near them. And the fact that Kevin would say something like that, as I

said earlier, that's like Rob Saul level shit, just looking for attention as no idea is an idiot, just saying shit to stir the pot and let me show you a little bit of Rob Saul show well he's doing his victory lap over this horrific thing that happened I love people are celebrating this isn't it great no it's not great at all yeah and you don't look great either yeah it doesn't make you look good to be like yeah this fucking guy fucking guy you had 6,000 images and videos on his computers like no

That's awful in every single way so I just want to point out I don't think Rob Sell can ever be the next stuttering John because a he wants it too bad and B He's so stupid He's so stupid watch this segment He's going to try to get in a point and he immediately forgets the point He's trying to make Carl. Is he more or less stupid than Theo von? He's much stupider than Theo von Oh, wow much stupider if you said Philadelphia to Rob Saul, he wouldn't even know what movies Yeah, well here's something that may be hard for you to believe but the FBI has been on this case for over a year

Wow, This is what I heard. You're just finding about it now this is your best bet. I mean I was telling this yesterday, you weren't on the show yesterday. What were you saying Rob? Go ahead. You know I was watching. You were watching. Okay, but yeah this This is this was a he got arrested a year ago And There's just no way I just don't believe it I don't believe no one from the FBI had what don't you believe he doesn't believe that She we didn't know that Iso was a connoisseur of CP. This is the same thing Kevin's saying.

It's like this is just a dumb argument. What's in it for Shuley to cover this up? It doesn't make any fucking sense. It's not something you would put on a job application. You wouldn't volunteer this information. Special skills, you don't write that connoisseur of CP. You got to love that Rob Stiles is brain dead. This isn't for him him. I don't know and I've said this before Doing this type of broadcasting YouTubing whatever it is is not for everyone No and if you're really bad and holding a thought in your head and

Articulating thoughts and getting to clips and bringing guts on you're just embarrassing yourself Why put yourself through this and rolling with good-natured ribbing? Yeah, right Your picture just fell my pictures falling off the wall. Wow You better stop talking about fucking Rob Saul Let's let's see if he remembers what he was Trying to think of it ever contacted me or anyone else here about anything that had to do with him We found out again. We found out confirmed That he pled guilty and that he's in jail Monday. I was going to say I lost my thoughts when I was trying to say the thought I was trying to come up with earlier is that that Iso and Schulte, they built this together. It was just the two of them together. And surely was getting zero numbers and nothing going on.

And then he started, then he decided to make up with Bob. Bob, you know, always talks about what a grimy, sneaky, so that comes up with what he's going to say, which is the same thing he says all the time. Bob told me he didn't even like Shulie. And then Shulie just got with Bob for the money. Okay. We've heard this Rob. This is your thing. We got it.

You've said it many times and you that's the thing you forgot. I could have said that. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know who Rob Saul is. He just looks like Uncle Cracker kinda. Yeah, see that a little bit. So that's the thing that Rob and Kevin are on that they they covered it up which again

just makes zero sense it's something a dumb person would say and then here's another example of Kevin Brennan gaslighting his audience he didn't have any guests on Friday but he did reach out to my buddy Alekstein. Here he is on a blip. Here he is drinking his soda. I asked Alekstein to be on the show today. You know what he said? He can't cause he's doing a, he's doing a show with, he's at Roseanne's house in Austin.

Then he goes, he goes, that's crazy that he covered for that pervert for so long. That's his take. Huge lemmy. And right, we always, we appreciate Alex Stein's takes. for so long. That's his take. And right. We always, we appreciate Alex Stein's takes. That's crazy. They covered for that pervert for so long. So that's the general consensus out there. So I messaged Alex and I said, Hey Alex, Kevin just on his show, just said, I was watching this. He just said that you said that Julie was covering for that

pervert and it's crazy that she would do that and Alex Rebecca's no I did not write that at all you know following the news and he knows what's what's going on but he definitely did not write that to Kevin Brennan so Kevin's just like he's just gaslighting his audience again everyone's on board with me look at I'm reading notes from so-and-so and and Dan and Alex they're all saying the same thing that I'm saying they're not I wish same thing that I'm saying. They're not.

I wish he would throw a little more stank on. That's why I love Kevin Brennan because back at a time he would just roll with it, but he had full, you know, confidence. It seems like he's got nothing left now in the tank. He sounds like the dude from Silence of the Lambs. He's just sitting in a chair. Yeah. Mumbling nonsense.

Well, he's got bad takes. Yeah. It's hard to be funny and interesting and keep things going with the worst take possible and I'll show you another example of a really bad take because he went back on later that night and make enough money in Super Chats at the four o'clock hour competing with PDP. So, he went back on later and listen to this. He didn't hit his goal. No, I

don't think he hit the goal. Oh you know, so he came back on and again just blinded by rage with me Boys being boys right Carl like what you and Vinnie Paulino And your video games Actually, it's it's so ridiculous people are in a child poor don't tell their friends about that. How do you know Carl? How do you know, Carl? How do you know? Because nobody's asking me your child poor friends have told you that they usually don't tell you but they're going to tell you Carl's now an actor on what child pornographers do interesting. I have to say you Carl

Kevin's take is how do I know that people are into cp don't talk about it It's the most common sense thing ever and And Kevin Brennan's arguing with that. It must be very difficult to have to argue with everything that people you hate say. So when they say the most obvious thing, the grass is green, the sky is blue, how do you know? What do you mean? This guy's an idiot.

He doesn't go outside, he can't even walk. Unbelievable. It does sound exhausting, but I don't actually hate anybody, so I live a nice life. Right, it's amazing how, if I I heard let me think of someone I dislike so Julia Fox okay sure Julia Fox is fucking annoying if she came on she goes yeah the thing about people who are into child porn is they never tell anyone they're in the

child porn they keep that shit a secret I would be like what a fucking idiot Julia fine like that's right that's we all know that everyone knows that because it's embarrassing and highly illegal. Yeah, you keep that sequence. Yeah, you keep that shit under wraps. And his dumb fucking take, because he hates Shulie and he hates me is just like, No, I'm sure they talked about it all the time. I'm sure that's all they ever talked about. Okay, okay. He's a so he's also he's trying to hide it from his wife. Why is he telling Shulie about he's trying to hide it from his family? In his he telling Shuley about it? He's trying to hide it from his family. In his defense, it's a really annoying looking picture of you, Carl.

I'd be pretty upset if I had to stare at it from the side. Alright, alright, I'll get it off the screen. You guys want to watch an old man stare at his screen? Look at his fucking glasses and his dumb beard. Alright, let's watch. I'm talking about his wife. Let's watch Kevin Brennan. This is what Kevin Brennan's show has become. And, lest you think I'm just pulling one incident, I have another one.

But this is what he does now on his show. So him by himself. Uh... these kids. Staring at his computer. And I think Kevin thinks he's hosting a show. This isn't a show anymore, Kevin. Kevin, you're just like another streamer. This is Rob Saul level.

And he's not making noise like Stuttering John, so he's got John Beat on that. He's not whistling or doing that, but it's the same thing. Yeah. Dead Air is also pat, so... Maybe some music, guys. Shoot content with that kid. All that to find that one clip that he was looking for. So he was completely not prepared. And then later on in the show, we get to see, I can't say show prep because that would imply that it was done before the show.

We get to see him plan out his show while he's doing his show and he's bouncing around to different YouTube channels that are clip shows. This is mind-numbing. Yesterday's news. Let's see what else we got. He used to make fun of this watching clips and stuff. Now that's all he's got. He's going to Stalin 19. Oh, he's great at it. Looking at videos. What can I play from here? Oh, he's great at it. Looking at videos. What can I play from here? Scrolling through the videos. Okay. Mostly steel-toed Nick Reketa doesn't care. My lost interest. My lost interest. Let's see what my lost interest is doing.

I gotta go to Reddit. That's where all the shit is reddit. I read it I read it. Oh Fucking read it you too good to me He really is John getting all of his show prep from to subreddit's hack verse and schooley's anonymous He just he goes there and then he reads the headline and he clicks on the video and that's his show He is circling the drain before our eyes. He's not adding anything. I know. It's really actually depressing.

I thought he was funny for a while. He was. Can you believe this? Can you see this? Oh boy. So that's no editing or anything like that. That's just what his show looks like right now oh boy all right i think i need a palette cleanser please after that i think i need something to uh lighten the mood

i wish you weren't a liar all right One of my favorite things to do is to watch Aaron miss the goal. It really is. It's so entertaining. What do you think about that? Do you enjoy watching Aaron miss the goal? I think it's the funniest thing he does. It really is. It really is his best content. And so if you guys aren't following Seale Toe and Aaron Emholt, it was a big week for him. He had court on Tuesday. He's on a one-year probation. Could land 90 days in jail. If he breaks that probation, he might already have. We don't know. We'll find out. He said he's a good boy though, Carl. He's not gonna get in no more troubles. Yeah, that's what he said. And then uh Nick Ricada had court on Wednesday and Ethan um or

Ethan Ralph was in town to follow that and so Steeltoe challenges Ethan Ralph to a boxing match at his gym and it's the most embarrassing thing. NLL covered this very well so I'm not going to play these clips but what happened

was he challenged Ethan Ralph. Ethan Ralph's an hour away from this gym. This is just rural Minnesota. And he says, Ralph, I'll see you at my gym. I'll give you the head gear. I'll give you everything you need. I'll even give you lessons. I could teach you how to box.

So he goes down to his gym after hours, like 10 p.m. And there's a, one of his friends are there. He's there with a few of his friends. One of his friends is just filming him. And Aaron, instead of just waiting around for Ethan Ralph to show up gets into the whole thing. He's got the head gear on, his mouthpiece is in, his gloves are on, and he's just pacing around the ring and he thinks this is a big W for him. It's just embarrassing. You didn't have to get into any of this. You could have waited for Ralph to get here because it could take him time to get into his stuff too. So what are you

doing? Yeah, you can pace around in front of his house or go to the gym, open up the door and just go, all right, internet, we're here waiting for Ralph. I'll let you know if he shows up. And then we can both get ready together. Yeah, come back, he's not here. The guy's chickening out, like he could have done something to make him look like he was in control of the situation.

Just as I suspected. Yeah, instead, he's such a loser. He's just like, oh, I'm getting a big W over Ethan Ralph right now. And I'm not an Ethan Ralph fan at all. But I have a feeling that Ralph would just like outbox you just to see him do that. Right. He had no plan of driving it outward. Ethan Ralph has gotten beat up on the internet a couple times already.

He is not afraid to come take a asshole. But if it's worth it to him. No, he went to Portugal and got beat up twice. Oh, it was so bad. I saw the video. few times already. He is not afraid to come take a **** open if it's no, he went to Portugal and got beat up twice. Oh, it was so bad. I saw the video. He got slipped. Oh my god. He got the **** kicked out of it. Did he get robbed? That's the thing,

right? He got robbed and on camera. Oh, that's it's crazy. It's crazy. Alright, so this is Thursday. Steel Toe comes back and he goes, what a night we had yesterday. He's feeling all the feels. He's got all the the game today. Steel Toe comes pretty far away from the goal at this point. MSO says not looking good, Tubby. All right, guys, MSO is primed for victory. We're $155 away. So MSO is this person in the chat that gives us a good-natured ribbing

about missing the goal from time to time. So you're going to hear him and MSO go back and forth on this. I like motivation. Yeah, of course. You've got to have a villain. $5 over on YouTube says, rally now. I agree with him, guys. Five minutes left.

Get in there. Streamlabs, PayPal, Venmo, Rumble Rants, YouTube, whatever you've got. EBT cards. It's the funniest thing he does. I love it. It's so great. And now he's gonna go back and look at the streak that It's the funniest thing he does. I love it. It's

so great and now he's going to go back and look at the streak that he's on. So this is every time he hits the goal, the streak increases. It was pointed out by Patrick Melton on his show that the Wednesday before he went to the gym, he

never hit any goals but he claims that he did just to keep the streak alive. So he just he just lies about the streak but it's fine. Twenty-four shows in a row. The streak is on the line and we are one 55 away. Get in there with your generosity. We love those Paypal's and Venmos. Those are great, but we love anything when we're one 55 away from the goal and 30 minutes of overtime. This is everybody's favorite part of the show. It's good.

Everyone's very part of the show. all right. Watch his body language. He's so nervous about not making this money. He's so fidgety he can't control himself. Carl, there's a term for this. It's called icing the kicker. They do it in football all the time. That's what's happening right now. They got his legs shaking a little bit.

I'm sticking away, guys. Yeah, the goal's moving a little bit, I think, from side to side. Good luck, buddy. The wind's picking up. I'm all jack guys. Yeah, the goals moving a little bit. I think from side to side. Good luck boy The winds pick it up. I'm all jacked up on Celsius. I Can't believe I'm not waking Gordy up. This is amazing MSO says 24 and there ain't no more Prove him wrong guys. Don't listen to this asshole. We've got this 155 away we can all team up we can do this thing. Who's the we this whole thing was like,

give me money. Come on us. Let's us all give me money. We got it. You're not part of this team and you just want everyone else to give you money. Get us inside a 50 and we buy ourselves another 30 minutes. This can be done. Pumpkin popsums with 20 bucks says toe boys lace up. That gets us down to 140 140 away. Rally it up and let's do this thing. We've got three and a half minutes to go. Cotard says suff a goal 135 away from today's goal is the rally happening? Can this be done? Nope. One 35 is the number. And we are just over three minutes away from deciding whether we go to 24 shows in a row or we start back at zero on Monday. He's trying to make this so exciting. It's like, no, you're just embarrassing yourself. It's kind of like those old home shopping network commercial.

Yeah. They would have the number of the clickers counting on the side screen. I'm like, we're You're just embarrassing yourself. It's kind of like those old home shopping network commercial Yeah, they would have the number the clickers count on the size grade like we're selling out so fast only the first 400 people get the Accessories and they sold ten of them that night guys Hey pal stream labs Venmo YouTube rumble rants 135 is our number it's getting down there 140 a second ago. Yeah, it's 135 does this He can't keep tracking the bath at all. Well, he's trying to rally right? I'll pitch in five bucks. All right, 35 now. What do you guys think three?

minutes away Your turn we got pumpkin popsums. We got Fauci's pangolin. We got co-tod Let's get about ten more people in there and let's just shit all over this goal and that's the other thing too He does not enjoy this. Yeah, this is exhausting. It's embarrassing He knows that when he said he was so excited because he had the morning off when he had to go to court All right You were excited to go to court rather than do your show from your basement? That's not a good sign.

No, it shouldn't be. It's not that much fun, guys. I've been there. It sucks. Definitely not. It blows. And shit all over MSO. MSO.

He says, get your golf clubs ready. I'm not. Nope. We're not taking a half hour off today. We're not ending a half hour early. We had a big day full of wins yesterday. We're gonna get this thing taken care of. You guys have got it.

I believe in you. Don't make me not believe in you. Two minutes and ten seconds to go. Uh oh guys. He might stop believing in us. Oh no! I hope he gets a goal! Imagine watching the show and actually thinking like,

yeah, maybe I should chip in. He seems like he needs this money. I mean, there are those people in this world. Obviously. I've never done this. I've never asked for money publicly, because if I asked for $10 and didn't get it, I'd kill myself.

Right. Yeah, it'd be so humiliating. I'd be embarrassed. I would never fucking do it ever again. I want to start interviewing. He makes a living out of it. I want to start interviewing the people who actually donate to him and earn us to help him reach the goal. I want to get their take ever again. What is the interview? Living out of it. I want to start interviewing the people who actually donate to him and earn us to help

them reach the goal. I want to get their take on this. Give me money. Cash tag po boys. Five oh one. I think if I could send me dollars, I'm not going to do anything for you. But if you're just wasting money on this fucking douchebag, I don't get it. You're going to hate.

Yeah, literally just said he would never do that. Better be more than 10 bucks. Better be more than 10 bucks. Better be more than 10, guys. Might not be back next time. Victory is possible. We just all gotta do it together. Oh boy, MSO is getting excited. I'm getting nervous. Yeah, you look like it, buddy.

The streak is on the line and the streak is starting to get really healthy. Two minutes away. This is every day for him, too. for him too it'd be one thing if he's just like months almost over we haven't made the nut yet we got to keep this program going yeah you know even XXI I was just NPR only do it like three times a year or something like you can't just be every fucking day and there's not even a steel tote tote bag there might be oh All right, but you see I'm in for five bucks Game says Aaron accepts EBT transfer 50 cents on the dollar King Kong Dong says Jews we are today

No, no, no, no, no, no, we're gonna pretend everything goes to Israel if that's the case What's he doing he doesn't know he has no idea is there's nothing going on we also take home shopping Network gift card right might as well 40 seconds to go MSO can't it we can't MSO can't get the W today guys. I can't let this motherfucker wait not after the highs We've been on I gotta say just setting up your life that you're either getting a W or an L every day is a bad idea. There are in between. This whole thing where

Kevin Brennan when he started off his show is just like oh look at this because Shulian Carle they're always winning. Look at they're always winning. I don't declare victories. I have bad victory laps. Yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah.

There's a few things to celebrate. Right. I'll tell you this. The highs we've been on would make a loss today more tolerable. Oh good. There's a few things to celebrate. Right. I'll tell you this, the highs we've been on would make a loss today more tolerable. Oh good. But I would still fucking hate it. No. And that goal streak is getting way too high.

135 away. Or 75, what is it, 75 or 85 away? I don't know, Aaron. What? I know, he's so stupid. But I have to say, this thing that we're supposed to care about, his streak. Oh my God, what if he loses his streak? I don't know. I don't know. But I have to say this thing that we're supposed to care

about his streak. Yeah. Oh my god. What if he loses his streak? Oh no. That's on my hands. The blood is on my hands. Right. Cares. We don't care, Aaron. 24 days without an injury. Uh what is it? Seventy-five or 85 away from

buying an extra half hour. One minute and 20 seconds left to go. That's my favorite part too. If you get within $50, you're going to be in an extra show. Mm hmm. And then at the four hour show, he needs to raise this 350 bucks in order to do another half hour. He goes, so as a viewer, I get four hours for free every day. If I want another 30 minutes, it's 350 bucks. I'll just take the free four hours of good. Probably less. I've never

watched this show. I don't think I would make it probably 45 minutes. I go, that's enough steel. Well, you don't have to be a fan of this show but even then, I was a big fan of Howard Stern growing up if they were like alright Carl We'll give you four hours for free on your commute to work if you want another 30 minutes, then it's gonna cost you 300 bucks Oh, you know I'm enjoying the first four hours. That's great. Yeah, I got it. I'm no numbers guy, but makes sense

How cheese pangolin says this is all Palestine's fault. One dollar from DOS optic nerve. What is this? What is this? What is this? You're not ready for this video. Is it Alex Stein at the DNC? All right. We'll check out some of that stuff.

Front porch conservative with 10 bucks says here you go, brother. 25 away from getting this thing done. And we've got one minute left. Thank you. Front porch conservative, very generous of you. Stream labs, PayPal, Venmo, super chats, Rumble, rants, et cetera. Yeah. How do we pay you? Let's do it. Fuck MSO. He's not going to get this. 45 seconds left. Oh boy. Oh guys, it can be done. We just need you. We got some Tim walls news too, but it's not about horse come. Sorry about that. Oh boy. We got a, we got 30 seconds left. Oh boy. 30 seconds to go and one 25

away or 75 away from buying ourselves an extra little chunk of time here. Nothing's coming in 20 seconds to go. I'm leaving. No going out with a whimper is the toe. This isn't good. He doesn't know what to do. Stop it bro. This is the posture of coping. He just got rejected at a bar. This is what he looks like. He's like, oh god damn it, my friends see that? Yes, we all saw it. We're all watching. He doesn't stop smiling. He can't. No, it's an unreal expectation, man. We talked about with Alex earlier. He said, Oh, I have this thing where I, uh, you know, I build it up and I make, you're almost addicted to it. Like you have to have that thrill, but you need to be able to stop

yourself. Right. And so when you run out of time, you take your L, you hit stop and you don't sit there and dwell on that shit You have to fucking get off people don't want to listen to talk anymore. So go away This is a level that I think and someone in the chest of this It's worse than dark side Phil at this point like DSP begs for money and it's embarrassing Sure, but to do this every day at the end of your show and to go through this But who knows guys, there's still time on the clock. Maybe Let's go. I don't think it's happening car 10 9 8

7 going to watch six going to five four three two one All right, I'll hit refresh on everything. Okay, this is my favorite part here. So, he does the countdown clock. That should have been the stop right there. That's

the end of the show. Right. That's the big sense of urgency thing. It's like, oh, it's the clock is running out and then he goes and watch. We're going to watch this happen. He's just hoping that more money trickles in and

judges be like, well, guys, that was disappointing, huh? Could have done another 30 minutes. Have other stories, other stuff to get to. I'm going to hit refresh Yeah, judging by that face that he didn't hit the goal. Well, let's find out Jody 125 that was like That was brutal too. Like it was just nothing It was a good run at the beginning and then just shit. Oh

What did I do? We did a lot of new stuff today. That's the other thing too, is he always focuses on what the show was that day. Right. As if people are going, all right, this show is worth five bucks. Yeah, this one's worth 20. Yeah, it's like, no, you're just an ebagger. And whether or not people want to give you money at that time, it doesn't really matter what the show was. And if you have to be daily, do a good show every day Could you imagine if you can pull that off work man?

No, he'll tell you he does a great show every day But that'll tell you later on that a lot of those shows weren't very good Yeah, which is confusing but yeah, if you just like did a good show you wouldn't have to beg. Nope Yeah, Jim Rome does a great show. He does it every day. I think but Nope. Yeah. Jim Rome does a great show. He does it every day, I think. But I know, but then we start begging the viewers to send them Venmo requests. That's what I did out of a Jim Rome show. Like, all right, everybody's shaking the can. Nowadays, guys, we need to stop beating them and try to join them. You know, sorry, boss.

Bidenomics hurts. We don't look. We've had a good run this week. It's been solid. Yeah, it's the economy. Goddamn Kamala Harris doesn't want you to talk for 30 more minutes. Sorry buddy. This one. This sucks a dick. There's no doubt about it. If you're watching this later and you want to throw a little something at us, feel free. There's the links. I'm going to throw up a fuck a duck. We didn't get it today

Approachable says at least half the show spent on drama and for some reason the goal was a little hard to hit maybe You might be right. Maybe all this talk about the the gay shit maybe it Maybe it fucking hurt us Could you imagine I have a Weekly meeting with blind Mike and I go, all right, so the super chats were down 12% on this last episode. So I think we can't do Woke Dead anymore. We did Woke Dead.

Obviously, Baylin Dupree is the formula. We gotta get Baylin Dupree back. He's basing on a daily basis like that too, to be like, okay, so I guess I should be doing 20% drama, 50% e-begging and then another 20% with news and in politics like it's all incorrect rationalization right yeah you're thinking of this all wrong and you're wasting your time and ours yeah and ours Aaron I told this to him when he interviewed me on his show over a year ago I said quality over quantity Why are you doing shows so much? You do a morning show, you do an evening show. At that time, he was doing interview shows at noon.

So he's doing like three shows a day. No one's good if they're doing a show that much. No one's. Michael Angelo only painted ceilings, you know? He wasn't out on the street doing Bob Ross paintings or caricatures. He wasn't the Banksy of his day. I didn't know that. No. Yeah, like save it for the important times, the good stuff. The Saturday afternoons of W ATP, you know, the important shows. It's possible. Uh, here we go. We got, uh, Rachel

with five bucks says great show. Thank you very much. We're getting closer to the streak has been clipped. Yep. One timer stopped. What the fuck are we gonna do? We'll see if we can hit. Isn't that weird? So in this game, when the timer ends, the other team can still score goals. It's great. So they're down by 20 points.

Yeah, keep shooting at the hoop. See what happens tomorrow. I mean, it's not it doesn't bring the streak back. If we if we hit it tomorrow, but it was with steel toe. But do you see how he planted that seed? He goes, guys, if you're watching this in the future, you can still I mean, the streak. Yeah. I mean, the streak is over. We didn't actually lose today and we're going to keep going. That wasn't the end of the show. Just the end of the streak. Well, I have a feeling and I haven't watched

that he comes out the next day. Just like just like wow We got a lot of generous donations of the cave and after the show is over. He's always winning this guy The numbers match up play little Lemmy's video with 99 cents. We'll play it tomorrow Oh, you don't get I said that we would we would play it for overtime, but we're not getting overtime today He's right there Carl. Yeah, unfortunately good stuff. Let's put a wrap on it kids Do you think Kevin you know what it was impressed with Aaron because he's winning all the time maybe this guy's got it figured out I should be asking for money more I would love to see them do a show together as anybody floated that out there they well they did he came on MLC when I go I didn't watch it Carl well there was their

chemistry good or bad it was it was Aaron Kevin and Chad Zumach no we don't need oh Chad's a good call too Was chemistry good or bad? It was it was Aaron, Kevin, and Chad Zumach. No, we don't need. Oh, Chad's a good call too because you need got a communal punching bag. Okay. Well, because Chad and Aaron have this history. So, that was the

first time I think they did a show together. Yeah. So, there was some back and forth there but what was interesting about that episode is it was the episode where the news broke that April, Kayla, and Nick were all arrested. And Aaron had to be like- Oh, that's right. He broke the story on the show.

Aaron had to be like, what? That's crazy. Come to find out. He was instrumental in making this happen. I gave the search warrant. Warned April or April's parents the day before she was arrested. Like, hey, by the way, she's at this house. You got to get her out. Like, he knew this was all going down. He'd be like, this is crazy. Okay. I saw that picture of all of them standing in the front yard, Carl, with the Roketas, April and, oh, I bet that stung so hard. Oh, it's got to hurt so bad.

Ah, fuck. Well, what's really interesting that came out this week or last week is that Aaron's been speculating and making up this scenario where, you know, April is still with them and they're still drinking. We can gossip like little school girls here, Carl. I don't give a shit. That picture was fantastic. She's standing there looking good, April and all of them.

They look happy and fucking dickheads over here begging for $140 in the afternoon. Well, so he's making up because they were going to move into this other house that's right next to the Roketa's house. So they own two houses and they're going to move into this other property. Well, the Roketa's just made that other property available for sale. And so that came out on Kiwi Farms or something. So people are looking through the listings and Aaron's looking through the listings and in this house is all of Aaron's stuff that April took from his house So April was living there. So it's like his TVs are on the wall So much so all the stuff that air was just like I've been April's living in that other house

I bet you know, she's still Bola and everyone's going you don't know any of this is like, oh no She wants as it turns out. Yeah, totally stole your wife bad. He totally stole your wife It's still you gave it to her. Yeah, you brought You gave her the car ride over to his house, you ignorant asshole. Here you go, buddy. What a cuck. Too many wins yesterday. Oh god, hold on. Let me back that up. I'm sorry, Carl. No, he's doing some weird flex thing and he's talking about how many wins he had yesterday.

You know what it was? What? Too many wins yesterday. Too much winning yesterday. We should have, we should have done some winning. We should have done a little less winning yesterday. Yeah. It's like when you're a baseball team, you win 13 to one, you know, I wish I could have some of those runs for the next day. We lost five to four roll over. Too much winning unfortunately. And then a little more winning today. That was the problem.

MSO says, thanks Joe. Sam Show says, you rehashed a lot this morning. Maybe that's it. We got all day to do the post mortem. I'd hate to. And I'll see you guys again. That's not it. This is still not a show.

Tomorrow morning at 6 a.m. Again, if you feel like throwing something in after the show's over, cool. I'll take it off that 120 that's left. Take it easy guys. Have a great rest of your day. I'll take an extra hour. That's amazing. We're going to have an extra half hour. I'll get some grocery shopping done.

Shut up. This is the other thing too. So Aaron starts thinking in his head like, all right, this is actually good for me because now I can mow the one do some gross we should productive, but you weren't gonna do those things You weren't you were gonna get to grocery shopping and mowing the lawn I'm a speech April would get if he couldn't get it up did a little too much blow. Yeah, well This is actually good for me. It's actually great. I'm gonna get up earlier. I'll put I don't need a boner right now I'll wrap it around a toothpick. I don't need a boner right now. Yeah, I'll wrap it around a toothpick. I'm gonna come so hard tomorrow. I'll do some domestic shit. How does that sound? Take it easy. Have a great rest of your day. And we'll talk to you again soon. Yikes.

For all the winning he does, he comes off as a loser. You noticed that? Yeah, it's actually quite shocking. So I just, I thought we'd play that because that's always a lot of fun. Yeah. Jody. Yeah buddy. We got an important job to do right now. Oh okay. This is something that no one else is doing. What have we done today? No one is doing this in the dabble verse. No one else can pull this off. No one else will pull this off. I'll pull it off, Carl. Let me see it. We gotta catch an alien.

Hey. Are you guys ready to, uh, I'm feeling good. Catch an alien with me. Let's do this shit. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show. Oh, hello. To catch an alien. Are you ready to play?

To catch an alien Instead of making it a race thing Understand the dynamics of law enforcement and policing and you'll you'll come across with a better perspective See that see that right there should be on primetime not the bullshit what you just said Right, yeah, but you never get a broken down like that. That was great. And where can we get the book? And we'll put it we'll put it in there when the video comes out Yeah, you can go to Tatum store comm if you go to Tatum store comm That's why I sell out my merch and also my book is there

I have signed copy and then the non signed copy People could just go there search it if you want to go to Tatum store in this search book or be black and blue You'll find it right there. Awesome. We'll have that in the description and we'll have a pop-up when we're done with this So also you what you're from Texas, right? What did Tommy say next here are your choices number one Wild Wild West B Yeehaw number one wild wild west Yee-haw Next y'all come back now

for huh, and lastly ever wear a cowboy hat to catch An alien this is a tough one right here. For some reason, I think he's going to say, y'all come back now. It's not bad. I think that's where he's going with this.

What do you think, Jody? I'm going to go with number four, uh-huh. And I assume he's going to say something borderline racist right after. Like I didn't know they let black people be cops in Texas. There's going to be some does not compute line that comes out. Okay, we you're going for extra credit points, apparently What do you think uh be yeehaw? All right, let's go and uh, we're done with this So also you what you're you're from texas, right? Wawa west fuck

Wow Wow West fuck Kind of the wow wow is cowboys now. What was like growing up like that? I mean, he's just a wild west When did they become the that's like a song? Yeah, yeah, yeah people think it's wild wild. It's wild the wild west Cisco was there. Yeah, it was a movie too with Will Smith. I think yes Got an uncle they went to the NFL on a super cool mo D I think had the rap song Okay, now you're trying for extra crap on well. Yeah, thanks car. I know fact-checking For your dad honorable fireman. I mean you got quite of a you got quite of a thing to live up to That's all for this time

To find it if you are Wild Wild West. Yeah, he gets it. Good job, Cardiff. An alien. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. Woof! Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh. Excellent. Chucka Khan had one. Very good.

Good job, Chucka. Everyone's saying Excellent. Chucka Khan had one. Very good. Good job, Chucka. Everyone's saying it's Chucka Cone. Am I pronouncing it incorrectly? That's how it's spelled. I don't speak French, Carl. Very good.

That's a good point. Jody, what have we done today? We've done it all, Carl. We have. From the start to finish. We have done it all. We talked about House of Dec decline and whether or not we're gay and you like wean trans coded band. Donald Trump was on with Theo Vaughn and there was

some entertainment to be had from that. He believes don't play golf and Donald Trump doesn't know about cocaine. I learned that. Yep. Lady Babylon is not happy with Lucy type box or our review of his show and his interview. Kevin Brennan. All I can say is loser and unbelievable. He's lost his fastball. Kevin Brennan needs some mojo ASAP. He does. He needs something going on.

Magic mind. He's just got nothing happening for him he needs something going on magic mind. He's just got nothing Oh, that's a good form. He might need some magic mind. That's a good point. Just send him Carl That'd be hilarious. Just send him a case of it. I'm supposed to do it this be funny Yeah, but then he might get good at getting ready funny. Yeah, I don't like that Steel toe did it hit the goal the streak is over. Oh So annoying Cardiff won Guys an alien. Yeah, cuz he's killing him. It's annoying. You know what that means It is time for everyone's favorite part of the show. Oh, it looks like the teaser Carl

Yes, it is the teaser as I'm pulling up Curtis saying it looks like I edited it too saying The teaser. The teaser. Next week's teaser. The teaser. Next week's teaser. Next week's teaser. Next week's teaser. Next week's teaser.

Next week's teaser. This is the part of the show we play from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts, which we do live Wednesday at 5 p.m. and this is the show that we will be reviewing. Hello everybody. And welcome to a very special episode of the Bitch Bible podcast. For the ill informed, I would like to currently remind you that my birthday was this Sunday, August 18th, 818, till I die baby. And shockingly enough, I'm not a huge birthday person.

I know it sounds like a lie and incredibly off-brand for me, but I live with the life philosophy that every day is my fucking birthday. So there's a show called Bitch Bible starring Jackie Schimel, a suggestion from Alex who gave us today's show as well. Alex is on a little bit of a streak himself. Speaking of streaks.

What do you do with your time, Alex? He watches podcasts for me and gives me suggestions, which is very nice. So he also finds us creeps. He does a lot of nice things. Schimmel, do you think is related to Robert Schimmel? I was wondering that because I looked

her up. She's got a pretty big social media following. She has some type of fame and notoriety, but I don't know. A couple of daughters I know and they'd probably be about this age. That's why I was thinking to I'll have to do a little more research into that to, uh, to figure that out. But, uh, happy to say that blind Michael be joining us on Wednesday. He hasn't been on the program in a minute. Can someone give me his last name? We'll get that for you right away, sir. They call it the bitch Bible was going to be there. Number.

Number one, thou shalt make sandwiches. Number two, thou shalt do the laundry. Number three, thou shalt talk to us spit on that thing. What's more? There's more. Get three in the bitch. Four. Okay. Here comes five. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like, you'll find like 50 different shows. I love doing podcasts I love listening to podcasts and I'll come do any of them. So that's it. I'm here a man of the people I'm glad that you had me back. Thank you, Carl. Hell. Yeah, man. Always good to talk to you. We appreciate it. Yeah, and Looking forward to the next show But I'm even more looking forward to what those fine folks on the internet are saying about

Who are these podcasts in a little segment that we like to call Internet News? From Facebook Richard Cranium reports Dana bash just said on CNN that Harris appears to be going for low Testosterone men woke dad has his own voting block Kevin Kent responds I literally have to fast forward to the next segment when they cover woke dad low testosterone men. Woke Dad has his own voting block. Kevin Kent responds, I literally have to fast forward to the next segment when they cover Woke Dad. His effeminate voice is like nails on a chalkboard. His voice sounds like that creepy prosecutor from Making a Murderer. No man should have a voice like that.

Brett Stevens checks in. Caught up with this week's Blind Mike project this morning and found Mike's exasperation about how shitty Rob Saul is at podcasting hysterical. I think Carl said if SJ is really gone, then Rob Saul is the new Stuttering John. He might even be a deeper vein to mine. From Discord, go go gadget wang-o-pines, even if John leaves forever, Aaron is sliding nicely into that lol cow lane. He goes on to add, Carl accidentally posts this episode for free fucks up later in the show and all on the week John leaves the internet. He's such a loser from dabblers anonymous dabbling John writes dear hypocrisy police Stuttering John is quick to point out and ridicule anyone laughing at their own jokes yet

And post pics of SJ doing just that Michael Dolan says to be fair He looks exactly like someone who would enjoy John's sense of humor. Nerdicide notes, his fake guffawing is really disgusting. Such an unfunny douche once ate a Lego is sympathetic. Oh come on, if he doesn't laugh at his own jokes, who will? Depeche Mood points out,

he giggles like a 13 year old girl being asked who her crush is. Coola's drunker might be British. He can't hear the deafening silence after one of his zingers because he's laughing his cunt off. Stuttering John's alt. Well, the Duke finally blocked my 8th sock account. You wouldn't believe how innocent the tweet was, too. Banana Delusion offers the perpetual victim. It's never him just being a low IQ asshole. Michael Bo-Pak is also a victim. He's such a candy ass. I got blocked too. And from YouTube, Q Crew predicts, If Opie and John did a show together, it would break the internet. Art Shimko is incredulous.

Robert Plant? Laughin' my fuckin' ass off. Is this guy kidding? Joe Mendoza riffs. Opie was the potted plant of the show. Jame O'Neil III asks, Does anybody remember last day? Two Pistols. Anthony's cringe expressions are priceless. I love just seeing him react to Opie's nonsensical hijinks. Bert March suggests,

maybe he can start a comedy tour with Rob Saul. The funny voices and being loud is hilarious tour. And too Brickshy of a load plays us out with the lowest of blows. Opie has turned into Scorch. At least Scorch was entertaining. Goddamn. I know. Was it long?

Is it just me? I could be high. I'm sorry. I don't know. Was that long? No, it was average. All right. It's all the internet news that you need In your day, I try to time it with the music bed, which is two minutes and 40 seconds. Oh, okay

We're talks a lot Yeah, I know these broads she gets it in there man. Oh, yes Yeah after editing That's seven minutes of bullshit. I went on Drew Lane's show this week and I covered Tommy Lee's wife's podcast. Pamela Anderson? No, no, no, no. A current wife.

Oh shit. And she had her guest was Tommy Lee, was the guest on the show. Lazy. Did you notice how weird or how different Tommy Lee sounded on that podcast with his wife? He sounded different and he was also whistling a lot at the end of some words he was saying. And he was also like, there's a lot of mouth sounds sound like he was sucking on his teeth a lot, you know lip-snacks things like that I Think Tommy Lee's got some new dentures because those are all classic signs of somebody with dentures. Oh

Listen to it again Think Tommy's got some dentures Rock and roll it's a goddamn detective over here. He's like 62 years old, Tommy. It's certainly possible. Yeah, he's a rock star. He probably fucked his teeth up real bad as a young man. I would imagine he wasn't caring for his teeth while on tour with Miley Crue throughout the 80s. Probably not a top priority for him. Hey, this is Norm in Denver. Hi, Norm. I was just thinking, you know, your name's Lucy Tightbox, but she's been married twice.

Wouldn't that make her Lucy Roddencrats? No, married people don't fuck. Yeah, I was just going to say, this person thinks that having relations with up to two people is okay. And it's like box Talk about what's going on in the ladies room at devil con I fucked up bad man I fucked up bad. I didn't go or just paid the money for the freaking dreams Hey next time can we get a ladies bathroom stream to you? Oh my god. How are you talking? Yeah, how many would we sell can we get a ladies bathroom stream? Oh my god. We're talking. Yeah. How many would we sell if we

had a ladies bathroom cam? I bet you'll hit your goal if you offer that, Carl. I think we hit a couple of goals if we did that. I'd also be hanging out with ESO dough the next fucking weekend. So, there's that. That wouldn't be good. Oh, you can't just send them a camera and stream it on the internet. What? I know you know a lot about two-party consent states That would be good. Well, you can't just send them a camera and stream it on the internet I know you know a lot about two-party consent states now. Can you just record? Can you put a microphone in a girl's bathroom? New York that sounds right

You know I was talking about getting dick down by my dudes when you're underage and then like Yeah become a lesbian. I don't remember that episode of queer kids stuff, you know, I'm just saying Teddy are you alright? Are you alright Teddy? Alright, don't call me. Yeah, that was an odd thing where it seemed like there was some Causality. Yeah that occurred that made ice a lesbian. She's like, oh, I love sleeping with dudes that occurred that made ICE a lesbian. She's like, oh no, I love sleeping with dudes. I'll check a cock, but I'm a lesbian. You're not. You're definitely not a lesbian. All those people are burnt the fuck out, man. That documentary, the American Gladiators doc, dude, it took all eight of them just to be entertaining for a couple hours.

I enjoyed it. It was okay. But yeah, they- But individually, Carl, they gotta be together. That's the whole point is, Oh, you remember that time you did that crazy shit. You go, Oh yeah, I did that. But them alone is kind of sad. Well, what I liked about it was how that show got off the ground and how bad it was at first. And this guy really believed in it and kept pushing it. That's the interesting story. Not ice. I don't care about an interview with ice or laser. They said Gemini,ini Gemini the black guy was giving people concussions like that was his favorite thing and they had to pay for like 13 Concussions in the first season that part's interesting, but now these people think that they're stars again. You're like, nope. We're good We got it moving on

Hey, this one's for I think it's Karen and st. Louis. You're talking about Gravity Falls Gravity Falls sucks and you're a faggot. Don't call me Carl. Wow. Yep. Thank you. Because that was in my notes to check out that cartoon. I forgot to too.

I hear it sucks. I'm gonna be expecting those kind of comments again this time, so I wanted to let you guys know before the show I donated $15 to the Special Olympics. So you guys can't make fun of me because I to the Special Olympics. So you guys can't make fun of me because I donated retarded kids. There's a charity involved. So you're not allowed to make it. We have the moral high ground. That's right. I'm a good person and you guys are cunts. Don't make fun of me this time. We're calling steel toe. Special

Olympics now. Someone, someone in the discord is asking if this is corn dip that we have on the show. Now this is every time this is jody b every time carl and you guys are racist and you think every southerner sounds the same Go fuck yourself. Is corned if even a southerner. I don't even know I don't I guess maybe there's a midwesterner, but that just because he's corn. I assume What do I know? Na na na na na na ga ga. Yeah. Oh, this is great This sounds like someone was recording my show with their phone. I think it's just our show coming back at us here. Okay.

All right. I'm not going to take very long today. 24 hours later. What have we done today? Alright, we've went over for a staggering job again. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I mean, the impression of me is stupid. Yeah. And Rob Sully has one impression too. The nervous laughter guy. Oh yeah. And he does it when he's nervously laughing or he's imitating me or Shulie. Yeah. It's always God. Yeah. When he's buying time. What was I

gonna say? What was I gonna say? I heard a pretty good advertisement for your hot sauce company from Ed the editor one time. I don't know if he made it public but you should ask him about it. See what he says. He told me he loves it. He does a pretty good fucking Carl. That's all. Really? Okay. I've got a lot of good feedback. He might be scared to tell you just because,

you know, daddy doesn't want to spank him, but I happen to know that it made me laugh. Up to you to blow him in. My voice as much as we're late in the show and Carl's never going to listen as far. I drop it right here. Edward, I'm telling you right now, there's no impression better than two keys. May I do this? Good. Yeah, I know to key. I'm a fucking loser.

I'm a fucking loser. It's funny because Ed was in the discord moments ago. Yeah, and now is God so I'm gonna be so mad at me for saying To because he did a really good job waiting to see what the reaction was silk City hot sauce So city hot sauce calm promo code to me to be for 15% off your order We sold a lot at dabble kind of ones that didn't break yeah That's how you get extra for cotton to stuff in there next time Yeah, I guess I'll try the new unbroken bottle. Yeah, the new unbroken bottles are great. Yeah Now with glass in a lot of good feed. It's crunchy hot sauce

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