Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep548 - The Bitch Bible

Episode Date: August 29, 2024

This week we’re checking out a podcast that has been going for over twelve years. Jackie Schimmel started the show as an opportunity to complain about how life just isn’t fair. So at this point, in 2024, she should be really good at bitching about stuff… or so you would think. Blind Mike joins the show to discuss whether saying something with a silly voice makes it funny or not. Paddy Brokenskull is back to being mad at me again. Kevin Brennan reacts to our recent segment about him with the dumbest excuse for gaslighting his audience. Bryan Johnson returned to Tell Em Steve Dave and attempted to explain DabbleCon 2 and the Dabbleverse to Walt and Q. Steel Toe is on the verge of losing another cohost. Stuttering John finally returns to the Dabbleverse to pile on The Shuli Network for employing a producer who was recently convicted of having CP on his computers. And finally, a round of “Who Said It?” and your voicemails. (I had to hurry things along for my fantasy football draft). Tickets for the Magic Bag in Detroit on October 25th – http://watplive.com/ Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop More Blind Mike – https://blindmike.net/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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that's changes his voice But that's not entirely true because I still fascinating to listen to So there are differences and I lady h in the heroin where oh my god. It's crazy His show just has not changed at all and when he comes on and now it says, you know, they drew first blood I'm just buying own business over here. Yeah. Doing a fun little show that you listen to his old show. You're like, Oh no, you were trying to start fights with everyone.

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This was a suggestion from Alex. We both listen separately We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it The show hosted by Jackie shimel and if you don't know Jackie shimel is her website will tell you let me read it to you So that you can figure this out Jackie shimel has had television production deals with Sony television CBS studios and NBC Universal She was the host of e! Entertainment's digital series, What the Fashion, as well as developing, hosting, and producing a reboot pilot of Fashion Emergency that didn't get greenlit. What I find fun about her website is that her credits are like sand.

It's like, I wasn't a thing with the company. I was waiting, based on listening to her podcast I was waiting for her to do a funny thing like the always failing Jackie shim like right try and make a joke at it But it was just just saying like I did this it didn't get picked up. Yeah, and I did this didn't didn't work Yeah, if you haven't heard about me, it's cuz I just did this one web series and nobody saw so that's probably why can they be considered credits? I don't know. I had the same fear you guys did it is not Robert shimble's daughter so we can thank you Thank goodness for that because that was the speculation we did the tease last week. So her YouTube channel She's been doing a podcast since 2012 and the whole origin of it is that she had some shitty day job

She didn't like so she'd started this podcast. You just get on there and bitch what bothers what grinds her gears. Yeah, that's why it's the bitch Bible and About five months ago. She really started doing YouTube and putting up all the episodes as video shows she only has 6,400 subs on there most of the videos get between like 4,000 and 5,000 views she did have Alex Cooper on four years ago That got a lot of views and according to her website. She's had Cardi B and Michael Rapoport on. Okay. So her audience is still more on it. Cause I noticed the same thing when I saw the view counts, I was like, she has a ton of sponsors. It seems like a professional podcast to some extent. So I was surprised by some of the numbers, but I guess that makes sense. So this episode she did that we teased last week about her birthday and then Mike you got a lot of good clips

I'm gonna let you take it away for a little bit But let me just start with this because she talks about how it was her birthday But she doesn't care because for her every day is her birthday because she's so special and amazing and Then she decides you know I'm gonna do is a special treat for you all for my birthday show I've compiled a list over the last 32 hours of all of the things I hate. And I'm going to go through that list of things that I hate. And this is how it starts off.

I have a list and I've been checking it twice. First things first, start off with a bang. And by bang, I mean belt and also bangs. Like we don't need bangs. Do you know how few people can really pull off bangs? You need to have a face, ugh, and probably a French accent. Bangs are not for everybody. Bangs are for very, very few people.

Some people belong in a bang. I have friends that like, I wouldn't know what to do with them without bangs. The only bang I want to hear on this show is a shotgun going on This is like comedy for women to go. Can you believe these girls with bangs who pulls that off? Okay? I don't I don't think for women is the right term It's what women think other women like that's what I don't know

I don't know that they actually love it. But there is like you're right in the sense that this is a genre of podcasting or a girl just tries to be like, I don't know, the Andy Rooney of the fashion world or something. And you're just like, you know, really grinds my gears, right? And just lists horse shit with no punch lines. Yeah, humorless. He would never address his eyebrows, too, that Andy Rooney, that's the only thing I wanted to talk about when he's out there.

Like, have you looked in a mirror? It's ridiculous, it's going. They could have used each other, she would have called him out for that immediately. Yes! You can't be a true curmudgeon without the mad scientist's eyebrows, if you ask me. But shouldn't she be good at this?

Like I said, she started this in 2012, bitching about stuff, and she's like, and I got a list of things that piss me off, starting with bangs. I watched as much as I could and her cadence is like bad. Well slam poetry Yeah, there is like this improv II thing to it beer. She has to constantly be talking. Yeah Oh, yeah, she could talk. I have a theory on this because I hate being the guy who? listens to her watches a Solo podcast and is like this

lady needs to stop talking but that is ultimately my diagnosis because anytime I've been on this show and we've covered female podcasters she is not the worst of that group I understand we're scraping the bottom of the barrel but like she has some kind of personality, she can talk, she seems to be self deprecating once in a while. She has a lot of insecurities, but some level of self awareness, I guess. I think the main problem is, and I noticed this with watching Krystalia, like, people sound clinically insane when they are talking alone for this amount of time. Like, Bill Burr was good at it, but even he like his podcast has fallen off, like Nick DiPaolo was good at it for a time. Like, Bill Burr was good at it, but even he, like his podcast

has fallen off, like Nick DiPaolo was good at it for a time. But if you're just sitting in a room alone and ranting, even great broadcasters would sound insane eventually. So if you're mediocre, it's a real hindrance. Correct. I don't think that this is for most people. She can pull it off once a week. She can fill an hour, an hour and ten minutes and She's talking the whole time. There's a lot of editing in it as well So who knows what that's all about? But where do you want to start off Mike with your clips? Let's see. Let's go to clip number

Actually, you know it clip number one right out of the gate I think sets the tone of who she is. My first three clips, one, two, and three, kind of give you the vibe of what her level of comedy is. It's very like basic girl who, because she's middling attractive, was told she was funny, I guess. Happy days, everybody. I am feeling, dare I say, very namaste this morning. So I had some water damage in my bedroom and I'm even speaking at like a lower, more calm, rational decibel. It's like the opposite of vocal fry. It's like an auditory stool softener, which is ironic because I hath shot in days. And there's a reason. I had a bit of a traumatic experience. We're going to get back to the wall damage. That was just a soft tease. She does this thing where she taught like, girls find this funny, I guess, or maybe just

not for us. But it's like, I haven't shot. I'm talking like an English person. Doesn't that immediately make me hilarious Yeah, I was getting some Keanu Thompson vibe Yeah, kind of like that's exactly what I thought of I was getting some vibes of that especially what's coming up But let me play your your other two clips here because that's how the show started off recent episode there and I bought a bottle of Mountain Valley spring water because all of the sudden, I guess I'm concerned about microplastics. I mean, it's obviously too late.

I have inhaled 98% of my beverages through a plastic vessel for the entirety of my life because I do not give one eighth of a fuck about those goddamn turtles. Like there to me is someone again, just who's always been told she's funny because she speaks somewhat oddly. Like if I said I drink a lot of my beverages through a straw, that's not funny. But if I say 98%, oh, that's wacky. If I get, if I don't give a shit who get everyone talks like that. If I don't give one eighth of a shit, that's unique. It makes me stand out. Right.

So it's the random number theory. I've heard Adam Kroll explain this too. So you can't say that you did something three times. You got to say 17. Right now she looks like a turtle. Yeah, a little bit. So this is where she really puts out the voice here. Yes. Being that I'm concerned about microplastics, I've only been serving my son Mountain Valley spring water. Oh my God, how unprofessional. My phone just went off.

I got a travel and leisure notification. The timeliness. Yeah. It's the Chris Dellia thing where it's like I don't have a joke or a punchline and I'm halfway through and I'm realizing the story isn't that interesting so instead I will talk like this and extend my words and use wacky voices I think that an Opie does the same thing Opie does it to a degree that even Chris D'Alia is like dude comment down a little

bit I'm telling you people that people that broadcast alone. It drives them insane. I think you're right about that. They get sing songy. They start doing voices because you can't carry a conversation by yourself for an hour and not be a lunatic. It's not natural. You become banana docs. Right. You become banana docs. We try to do that. This Jackie Schimmel girl does seem like a little exhausting, but I think if she had a good co-host that when she goes on a rant like this is like, what are you doing? I don't think we'd be talking about this podcast necessarily, but it's because she's solo where it's just that this mania comes out where you think anything I say is funny because there's no one to put you in check. Right. Well, you'd think the commenters would. That's what keeps me in check. Run it in YouTube. I purposely looked at some of the comments and maybe it's because her following is not on YouTube, it doesn't seem. But a lot of the comments were

like, oh, Jack, happy birthday, Queen. Like it's a lot of just people backing her up. Yeah. What is with these nice communities? How do I get into one of these? I noticed that too. Everyone's a little too supportive of her yeah, yeah All right this I found she's talking about how she doesn't like long nails she thinks the short nails are the way to go and Mike I had to pull this clip because of what we just covered on who are these socials this past week I think we got a we got a shift. We're going short for fall very demure very mindful How the fuck is this a thing?

Is this been following you around ever since we discovered jewels that are very demure When you when you buy a certain car, you know, that's the only car you see on the road That's all I fucking here now at very demure very mindful. I avoided it I was lucky and And then you ruined my life by introducing this to me. And one of my favorite shows is no agenda. I listen every episode and even they're playing clips of people saying very demure, very mindful. How does this, how does this catch on? Why is this woman famous? Very bored society. If you don't know what to talk about, there's a tick tocker. It's like this big trans woman who did a tick tock talking about how when he, she goes to work,

he she's very demure and mindful. And next thing you know, they're on Jimmy Kimmel live. They're being interviewed on Jimmy Kimmel live. People are saying I just before we, I was listening to Nate Barghetti's podcast and someone dropped that. I mean like it's infected everywhere I am I don't get it just demure it's all it takes to go viral it's a word it's a real word like why I'm getting my day all right my you want to keep going your clips here uh yeah we can actually keep going in the same order because number four she started she launches into this seemingly endless bathroom story that I ultimately get offended by. So I go to pee and there's no windows. Obviously it's very cell block tango. I start peeing and

then the lights turn off and I think, Oh, you know, maybe it's like those motion sensors or whatever. And I'm so frail and thin, like the light didn't detect me so I kind of like I'm like midstream I'm like flailing my limbs around and the light doesn't you ever have that happen to you where the light doesn't detect your motion because I haven't no all the time I prance around life almost unnoticed okay good for you turn on then I start clapping like a fucking crazy person the lights not turning on I go to reach to try to find the toilet paper and I can't find the toilet paper So it's just there was no toilet paper. There was just a roll

So then you know, they normally have a back stock so all the while I'm just strapped into this toilet Slipping and sliding I start reaching back looking for toilet paper. Then I'm like, okay fine I'm gonna have to drip walk to go find some paper towels. It's a frankly disgusting story. Yeah Not a turn-out. It doesn't it doesn't make her more attractive this story But I say it's a disgusting story, but it's also not a story, right? It's I went into a public bathroom and the lights didn't work. Yeah Then I've got a story every day hey guys, I didn't work. Yeah. And I couldn't find anything. Then I've got a story every day. Hey guys, I didn't see something this morning. I spent 20 minutes on it. What happened Mike? You okay? Did you start clapping? How long do you have? So shit was dripping out of my ass

as I cobbled over. Yeah, yeah, been there, been there. Keep going. So that goes into this idea that she had. Yes. Which I don't know if this is going to catch on, but I'm sure she thinks this is funny. Talk about a Helen Keller experience. Remember when I was floating that Helen Keller experience tour idea when I was just so miserable doing live shows and I thought, oh, how amazing would it be if we sold tickets and like didn't tell people the venue. There was no sound.

Everyone gets blindfolded and puts earplugs in and then we just all crawl around the floor in like a remote location. So fun. Such a vibe. But I kind of feel like I had that experience. It was like an escape room meets Stevie Wonder. I don't know. It was fucking wild. Wow. This is getting very offensive to my buddy Mike now. This is getting crazy. Stevie, first of all, I don't like that Stevie Wonder is the only one of us that's accomplished anything you know

Always Stevie Wonder also Stevie Wonder is not blind. I mean I think you've improved Yeah, that's been proven. He'll O'Neill is proven it time and time again. Yeah, the earth is flat and Stevie Wonder is not blind We all know this from Shaquille O'Neal Listen here bitch if you don't announce the venue has anyone gonna find it how you gonna have these ground? Yeah, I don't know if she understands like what Helen Keller was up to it's not Accidentally showing up at events But yeah, that was That's a weird thing to say where it's for some reason it was like Stevie Wonder But the Helen Keller experience is gonna to be this thing. Everyone's

rolling around on the floor and touching each other. I'm not even sure how those things connect. Well, it's again, like if you said something crazy like that, that you would have Chris here to be like, I don't follow you. I'm not even saying a harsh reaction. When another human being is in the room, even if Chris supported you and goes, oh yeah, okay, you can tell like, oh, there's something off about him. He thinks I'm clinically insane. Like she sounds.

Chris would write down the timestamp and then send it to editor at it. They'd be like, you might want to pull out Carl's Hell in Colorado. He's having a meltdown. Not that he's losing it. I think it's really stupid. All right, so now we have our epic conclusion

after this whole bathroom story that she has. Start trying to find the sink so that I could wash my hands. It's all very dark. Then I couldn't find the door, I couldn't find the thing, and I'm just banging on the walls. It was wild. I mean, it took me like three and a half minutes to even find the sink, and then I started freaking out.

You know, sometimes when you close your eyes and you see things, I started seeing seeing shapes and shadows and then I started getting really weird in the vortex. I'm like, Oh my God, this is like a full blown coffee bean poltergeist. And all the while I keep flailing my limbs and like, you know, clapping because I'm assuming that the light's going to go on. It never did. And I walked out of there a different person. Let's get back to the water damage in my goddamn bedroom. This is the content is nation spicy. I forgot about that part too, that the transitions are very ADHD. Yes, very much so. She started that story and had no payoff for it, which is every story

she starts. Yeah, unfortunately. That's the problem ultimately is like, yeah, the lights weren't on and so I couldn't see very well Now like I said, I could have that story every day But I imagine any human being has that story sometime in their life you wake up in the middle of the night It's dark. You don't want to turn the lights on you can't see anything. It's not that crazy Back to her Her website the failed credits. credits yeah what did it say she was kicked out of theater for being annoying because that's what I picture

you know what I think that the someone edited that part out of her bio I think she was like yeah let's not include that part I'm sorry you're too dramatic yeah or something yeah oh she's definitely spent some time in an improv troupe. For sure. You get the sense. So Mike, you picked up on something from the episode that I watched where she explains going to a matinee and seeing this woman at the matinee. Every interaction, everything that happens is a story to Jackie Schiml. Right. And as I sat to enjoy a gorgeous solo matinee, there was a woman sitting next to me with a cross body bag who ordered a cheese plate and a ceramist.

And she said, ceramist. Do you guys have ceramist here? When I tell you, I think about it every single day of my life. I think about it every single day of my fucking life I think about it every single day of my fucking life Okay, can I also get a Sierra mist? I'm like bitch. Do you mean a sprite and also like oh What you're old you're getting a cheese plate at a movie theater that serves alcoholic beverages And then you want a fucking Sierra mist Be a grown-up. Hot take.

I don't even get what's the thing that she thinks about every day. Apparently this woman ordered the wrong beverage at a matinee that she was at. Is it the pronunciation that's funny? Because she's not even doing a lisp. She's just saying it slightly off. Again, it's back to that thing of like Pronouncing things a little weird doesn't make it hilarious Well, she doesn't it doesn't end there this story does not end there So I have a clip that picks up after that she gets more into the Sierra mist joke in case you're not understanding Why this is hilarious? This one which it sounds like you're not

This clip because it sounds like you're not. So I'm glad I pulled this clip because it sounds like you're not understanding why it makes this story so interesting. This woman could cure cancer. Okay. I know nothing about her. All I know is that the way that she pronounced Sierra Mist nearly sent me into fucking anaphylaxis and for absolutely no rhyme or reason, I fucking hate her and it feels so good.

So in the spirit of joie de vivre and celebrating life, mine specifically, and all of its bountiful fruits, fruits if you will, I would like to take this opportunity to do an entire episode discussing things I fucking hate as a gift to myself and the universe. You're welcome everybody at home. So we've mentioned a few people, you know, mentioned Bill Burr and some different people who try to do a solo show. Yeah. This reminds me of what Tim Dillon can pull off that most people cannot. Tim Dylan could describe a woman ordering a cheese plate in Sierra Mist next to him and make it funny for 10 minutes.

Yes. Tim Dylan's a great example of that. Right. She is like the female version of Tim Dylan, meaning she's not funny. Right. I get it. So it's not working for her at all. But again, to use that as like she's nowhere near as funny as Tim Dylan. So it's crazy for her to have a solo podcast, but even Tim Dylan, like people liked his show the most when Ben Avery was on it because he had a certain laugh. Like it was someone for Tim to play off of, like I think even the greats need somebody there. So when you're

mediocre, it painfully sticks out when you're just in a room talking about Sierra Mist and cheese and the matinee you were at. It's not interesting. You don't have anyone to be like, God, this is a boring fucking story. Jackie, you're telling me I pretend I like producer Chris and allow them to my house twice a week to do this with me. Does he add anything to the program? No. Is he helping in any single way? No. I just need someone to stare at when I'm going off on these dumb C words that we make fun of. It's true. People ask why I put up with Craig's monstrous tendencies. I need ears to talk into. Correct. Makes sense. Now she can crack herself up. This is something that we see with Stuttering John and Opie as well, where they'll tickle themselves with something that

they say. And it's so embarrassing to me. It doesn't even make sense to me. This time, you go through a breakup and you're like, Shwaggott bangs. You probably shouldn't. You probably will end up looking like a substitute teacher with a foster dog. So just marinate on that. A substitute teacher with a foster dog really cracked her up. She wasn't ready to say that. Wow. Funny stuff.

Is that mine or yours? Because if it's yours, it's wild that this happened twice. Oh, that one's mine. I know you have one where she cracks herself up as well. It's crazy that this happened in multiple episodes. Well, this one's even crazier. This one, she loses her mind over it. I will say this forever.

You don't have to think I'm funny. You don't have to think I'm pretty. You don't have to think I'm smart, but I am a star. I guess this is to let us know that she's being sarcastic or she really thinks that much. To Mike like point that she really has lost her mind Snort laughing well I get that she's being sarcastic she can wrap it up now No, okay. Nope. She's still losing her mind Why don't hear she must be done no no oh there she she's laughing uncontrolled way actually Mike

Still at it still going Still going Do I need dental work yes, I wouldn't start there She's a mental work She's a mental work? Oh God. Nobody can take that away from me. There's some 32 year old white bitch pulling over. She's laughing so hard along with her in her car right now. Oh my gosh. She just gets me. It does appeal to a certain type of lady. Like can kind of picture yeah who is laughing at this but like I forget if it was you or Chris but uh one of you said like this is so we know that she's being

sarcastic I guess like yeah which you said what you said I'm gonna stop but it's like there is a real insecurity that shines through in her where I'm like she is self deprecating to a degree but it doesn't play because it just sounds manic. Here's the problem. You can't do a solo podcast for 12 years straight and say, and listen, I have no self-esteem. This is all just a goof. No, obviously you think you're good enough to do a fucking solo show for 12 years. Yeah. And I think that's the type of thing that a lot of like Opie and stuttering John

like gets in their way a lot where they try to be self-deprecated. They're like, no, I can be self-deprecating. Here's an example of me making fun of myself, but then never naturally actually do it. She kind of has moments of that where like her self-deprecation is on display by her pointing it out. Right. Then like that evaporates when she's not thinking about it. Well, I gotta get back to some of the things that she hates because I think you're gonna see the comedy come out. This one,

watch out for this lady and her hot days when she talks about birds. I mean, this is like such a crystalline thing to do right here. Listen to this. Birds, obviously die, drop dead from the fucking sky one by one. I do not care what it does to the ecosystem. I don't. I'm organizing a march. All birds must die.

They're spies from the government. Rock, stud heels. So I left that last part in just to show you like that was her entire take on on birds. And I did that in a couple of mine too, where I just stamped in a way where it's like these transitions are nuts. That was her whole thing. I'm not taking it out of context. She had nothing to say about birds.

But I'm glad you brought up Crystal Lee because I wasn't thinking that I was thinking Tim Dillon but there really are a lot of parallels with the voices and the coldest takes ever where these people think like Chris D'Elia thinks he's such a funny person that anything that randomly falls out of his mouth to us people, we would just be like, wow. Yeah. So grateful. How do you even come up with these things, wow. Yeah, so grateful. How do you even cope with these things, Chris?

This is so incredible. And I get the sense based on this list that she compiled, she feels the same way about herself because then she goes on to talk about sometimes they'll put some pieces of fruit in a salad. Oh my God. I know, it's crazy. How do you make that funny?

Let's not find out. We don't need to put fucking fruit in salads. A fruit salad, vacant of lettuce is a completely separate thing. I can fuck with a fruit salad at a bris, but I don't want a little sliver of pear in my fucking salad. It disgusts me and nectarine a patch. I don't know. I feel, I just, I can't. I find it delightful. Wow, you're right about that. That is the tone of someone who's imagining the audience. Like she's picturing us hearing fruit salad and turning up the volume going, wait a second, what's she talking about?

Is she getting that crazy? Hold on, we pause it. Honey, get in here. Listen to her take on pears in salad. You won't fucking believe it. No she didn't It's incredible when she's up There's a facet of how she comes across where it sounds disingenuine that she doesn't really hate a parent or salad But I could see her being a complete cunt interrupt

Yeah, send it back. Yeah, she'll find something wrong She does walk that line cuz like I said at times She seems maybe self-deprecating but then there's times. I can't tell if she's joking By what a bitch she's being I understand it's called bitch Bible, but I can't tell if it's a character or not All right. Well now let me play another clip here. We'll get back to your stuff Mike, but okay She's got a hot take on Instagram I thought this is appropriate because Mike and I, we do a whole show about social media. So we know everything there is to know about Instagram.

Let's hear what her hot take is. Oh, another thing, new post teasers on Instagram stories. We barely cared about your trip to Hawaii with your ugly three children. We do not need a fucking teaser pick, a promo teaser pick where you drop the post and then you cover it with a new post flashing new post, new post, ma'am. You have 72 fucking followers. Okay. Nobody cares. This is not hot off the press.

You're going to get 13 likes on your best day with your seashell fucking emojis. So my thought whenever people complain about what people post on social media, and I get this in real life, I've talked to people who complain about this. I'm like, then why are you using it? I never bitch about Instagram. I spend zero time there. I don't give a fuck about Instagram. I think that most people who I know are boring. And I don't care where they went last weekend or what they did.

Yeah, I've been saying this a lot lately because I think some people will hear that and be like well you do is show Shitting on social media. Yeah, I think there's such a fine line between mocking something and just like complaining about it Just like oh fuck this thing on Instagram. It's like well make something funny out of it I'm just yelling I used to do a bit on WTS. I might bring it back again someday, where I just went through my Facebook feed and just read the most depressing and off putting things that my friends would post on Facebook. But it's like, well, what's the point of this? Your dad just passed away and you feel like

you need to write 20 paragraphs on Facebook, just to get 3000 likes and 500 comments about how sad people are for you. It's like this. That was not what Zucker how sad people are for you. It's like this. That was not what Zuckerberg had in mind for this. He wanted people to hook up, get laid. Yeah. The important stuff with your grandma in Florida. Right. Yeah. But these people who get on social media, they're just like, yeah. And then these people post these things. They're not even that important.

You're the one looking at it. Correct. But let me just, uh, wrap a bow on this because she follows this up with another thing she doesn't like that people post on Instagram. My happy place. Okay. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Cracking herself up again.

Wow. My happy place. Like there's two versions of my happy place It's either like somewhere like ridiculously Luxurious or it's like the saddest thing you've ever seen my happy place It's like out on a patio overlooking a fucking parking lot with like Patio in a parking lot how does that happen?

My happy place, or it's like, you know, Capri. Like there's nowhere, there's nothing in between, like my happy place. Da da da da da, no place around the beat. I can't, it's just, it's so condescending. I can't explain why. Even when it's not condescending, it's condescending. If it's truly your happy place, keep it private, okay?

Like, you know, go cuddle up with a cup of chai tea latte and enjoy yourself. Nobody fucking cares, you're being weird. All right. He's glad you couldn't have captured this level of mania. Right. Again, knowing that she's got nothing, she starts doing the voices.

And she says something no one can relate to. When I see women post things about their happy place, it's always with their dog on the couch. That's the, it's not looking over a parking lot. Oh, those cunts. Don't get me started. I'm just trying to say like, this is not relatable. She's not figuring something out.

They're just like, yeah, you know what? Now that I think about it, that is what's going on. Good call. Yeah. Well, speaking of not relatable, I guess we could play my clip number 10, I think it is, where it's like, she describes problems like you guys know what I mean.

And I for one can do not know what she means. Okay. Another epiphany I had is that I am not someone who needs auto correct because my daily language, my off the mic language is too toxic and too below board to have auto correct because then you get into some dicey situations where you're trying to say massage and you end up saying Menendez. You guys all know that feeling right?

No, not sure. You know, when Brian Regan has a bit and you're like, how did I not think of that? It was right there in front of me. Why didn't I think of this Menendez massage? We've all been there before where my phone starts having Menendez to people. I'm just like, no, why am I having Menendez? But she's like, guys, my life is so crazy. Here's an example of some of the madness

that it takes to be Jackie Schimel. Clip number 11, she explains the Menendez thing. So I sent an email to get my members' monthly massage and members auto corrected to Menendez because a long running joke in my home as a child that I had no concept of my parents used to say to me and my sister, they were like, if you don't stop fighting, we're going to pull a reverse Menendez. And your phone knew about this anecdote. That's why I changed the spelling to that? Because that's her only friend. Weird, okay. Let's hear more about this hilarious anecdote though.

Now she's laughing again. She's cracking herself up again. The head in hands thing? I've never laughed like that. I don't even know how you do that where you crank yourself up so much like you have to hold your head up Oh my god, I'm just killing myself over here. It's too much It's also it's a thing you're thinking of it. So you've heard it before It's almost impossible to make yourself laugh like this right, but she does it weekly Knew what that meant until we got older, but we would say it all the time I'm like, oh we better get home or mom and dad are going to pull a reverse Menendez. I remember saying that like at a friend's house and they're like, what did you say,

Jackie? I'm like, my mom said she's going to pull a reverse Menendez on me if I'm not home by six. Gotta go. See you later, Rachie. Like I just, we never, I didn't understand what it was until I got older. And unless you don't understand what it is the Menendez brothers Suffocated their parents with pillows to try to get their inheritance early or something

Explaining it does not make it any fun. I don't like to be chicks plane, too I gotta be honest with ya find that offensive. I think they were brutally murdered, but I don't think it was a pillow Yeah, yeah, it wasn't Well, whatever Wasn't clean and neat probably true I Guess that was the jumping-off point to get into Menendez Did she have that planned out ahead of time because why else would you tell the anecdote? It was like what about autocorrect am I right? It's always changing the words you say to Menendez like I don't get that

Oh, you wanted to go into this stupid story. That's not that fun, right? But there is like her audience. I so again from the little I saw seems to be like, oh my god Jackie is so quirky. Yeah, I think she appeals to like women who have very boring lives Like this Jackie shiml is a wild card. She's a she's a loose cannon I was I get to speak my mind like that Jackie shimmo. Yeah, she shoots from the hip I see those women sitting at work right now going. Oh my gosh, if I could just Jackie shimmo my boss right now You would know what hit him Have these rants here and Jackie has to be thinking she the audience is like, oh preach girl

Go on you go you go you got that explains the laughing Jack. She's giving them time to catch up. You're right Guys, I'll still be here. You can even pause it if you want. I'll be here when you're ready to get a drink now When she started all the things she hates The joke is I don't know if you guys realize this like the the fruit in the salad and birds when she's saying things that people don't hate. And that's like why it's so funny and quirky and watch out runners because she's coming after you. Runners and running in general. You know what's more fun than running? Sitting on your ass with no consequences. That runner's high, triathlon, like we get it. Okay. You're exercising

Mazel tov. I'm not down for exercise enthusiasm on the internet. I think it's toxic. Get it? Cause it's like the opposite. You know what? Now that you point that out, I'll let you guys talk in a second, but I'm now thinking these cyclists, they stay in your lane people people they take up the whole goddamn road here We think they own the road all right Mike's launching a new podcast everybody on the blind Gary network You start a show called have you seen this do you guys know about this? Yeah grind my gears. All right, so Then she tries to come up. Yeah, I get it. Good by Gary Yeah, so then she tries to come up with something that would be funny to say about these runners

She doesn't like and she's so close. I dare ask the runner What are you running from? Exactly Because I feel like Freud would have a field day and then she moves on now this is where our buddy Pat Oates would say great that's the premise now have an example like that yeah she's like you just said the Jews that would be funnier than a field day just anything just anything what are you running from and then have an example that's how you set up yourself up for a

joke but 12 years was not enough to train her for that apparently that's because there is no point it's like she's mad at people who are staying active you know you know she's giggling to herself right down this list she's like I don't like dessert I actually do but it'll be funny to say hey Christmas presents right So I get it now. I certainly don't like multiple orgasms right girls I don't like nice weather We could actually do this show and make it just as bad All right, Mike anything else you want to hit on this

Oh well number 13 is an example of her you know when someone says like I have an invention and it's really just like an Idea that isn't doable that right this clip, okay I used to have an idea for a shoe line when I was like seven or eight You know those like Lucite stripper heels, um, with like the clear platform. So I used to be a bit of an entrepreneur. Don't make me bore you with the diva pan. That was like clearly plagiarized my fifth grade, like invention week, um, project. I came up with the diva pan diva is the Latin root for divide.

I don't know if that's true, but like I just thought that was the smartest thing I ever came up with. So the Diva pan was a heat proof, um, washable insert so that if you were making a variety of different meals that they wouldn't cross contaminate in the pan. And I still like Lothar Key think that I'm kind of a genius for it. The Diviva pan. And then there'd be a, that would be the hero product. And then we'd roll out a variety of other Diva products, like the Diva pitcher, the Diva bowl. Um, first of all, you never got back to the stripper boot thing.

I was like, all right, what are you doing with these things? Let's go. But also like me in, you know, 1999 saying I wish my cell phone also got the internet is a lot different than inventing the iPhone. Right. Say something and call it your invention. But to the point that we made when we first started this review, the girl can talk. Absolutely. There's no fucking. I would think a thought like that and then be like I should probably say this out loud now on YouTube Right you know what I mean?

Guys had this amazing idea when I was seven if I ever started sentence like that turn it off if I'm subscribed I even remembered that right shoot me right. It's it's so ridiculous, but what did you get on your report card Jackie? Yeah, let's get it down where you it's for a bonus all district band or anything like that Go ahead. Yeah, she still is in school in her mind. I think Yes, I mean there's definitely an immaturity to people like this where it delete the same thing Yeah She points out on her website like the first, is that she's a community college dropout. So she very much defines herself by her educational level.

Chad Zumach does the same thing. You know, it's like these people, they were, that was the best time of their lives. What school? Patrick Michael. Same thing. Well. Talks about high school at the time. It's like that was the best time of his life. And he's just like, I wish that was still going on. No, it's not. It's over. I wonder if you went to community college because she has a bizarre idea of what it is. I think it's my clip. It's labeled community college. Oh, yeah, I do have that for you. I don't know what the fuck she's talking about here. Okay, one unisom, one cortisol manager pill, some fumes and a mattress on the floor. It's my experience at community college.

I did sleep on the floor in community college. I put my mattress on the bed because I found when I was humping around, I had a little more wiggle room on a twin bed. If I wasn't elevated, you can, whatever. Anyways, so I have been sleeping on the ground. I understood that. Do people move into community college? Oh, that's a good question. Yeah, that's what I was been sleeping on the ground. I understood that. Do people move into community college?

Oh, that's a good question. Yeah, that's what I was hung up on. I guess they do have dorms at some community colleges, right? Fuck on the ground all you want. That's not what I was thinking. All right, I was like, no, I follow this completely. Okay, now I understand what you're saying. I've never heard of people moving to community college.

That's a pretty fancy community college, I guess. In his place, apparently. I have one more clip that I want to play for you, Mike. OK, you've never heard this take before. This is a hot take right here. She doesn't like sand. Now, a lot of women love the beach. They love the sand. But could there be any drawbacks to Santa?

I wonder what she'll come up with. Next, sand. Hate it. No explanation necessary. I hate sand. Who the fuck likes sand? It just feels so good to put your toes. It's so grounding and the magnesium and the salt and the sand. It's disgusting. It lingers in the crevasses of your body. It's, you ever sat on the sand and then you stand up and you feel like you are wearing a sandpaper panty liner and you've got so much sand up in your anus. Like it's just, it's so, it's disgusting. Ugh, and think about all the fluids

and all the lingering sediments in the sand and then it's everywhere and then it gets in your car, then it gets in your house, then it gets in your hair, then it gets in your car then it gets in your house then it gets in your hair then it gets in your vagene it's disgusting boom hot take yeah everyone in the chat was writing sad in the vagina sad in the vagina sad in the vagina there it was everyone was ready for it well well chat you've got to give her this at least she said crevices it with a funny inflection that's something vagene i think she said also vagene as well. Yeah, she wouldn't set in the vagina You'd be like I've heard that take before oh in the gene you say wow

This lady is funny I don't know if you noticed most of my clips are from like the first 10 minutes I did know of the first episode I listened to and that's because I was like holy shit I'm gonna have no problem finding clips for this and then I slowly if you notice this timestamp I slowly get exhausted by it because it just wears you down Full episodes of this. Yeah, I want to do the same thing. Yeah I was trying to get get ahead of things and watch it last night. She wore me the fuck down dude They should rename the show fun clipping at first first

Yeah, we did the show we get it Fuck we get it already. I Carls ready for 40 of these timestamps All right, is that anything else you want to play are we good on that? I think probably clip number eight is a good way to go out. Okay. We can do that for you. I think you set up on it. She explains it as, as I think we are right now by talking about her. She puts that on display here. So my bedroom is kind of like the least important room in the house for me,

but it's the last one that I haven't touched. So whilst stroking mo hairs a few weeks ago. I found the most delicious Stunning seductive. I just lost 40% of my listeners. Yes Yeah, she's just losing everyone by but that's her whole show. That's what I don't get is she tries to be self-deprecating But that's her whole show That's like if I was talking about fucking Karl Reiner and I was like, this is probably boring to you guys It's like but you do a history of comedy podcast. You can't really make that joke over and over again

Yeah, so people might actually catch on Yeah, this does suck actually now. It's about you. They want to keep that on the DL. Would you bring that up? Alright, it is time for our And instead of an audio cringe of the week, I actually have a post from Broken Skulls Patreon. Oh. He put out a post with the title, Dear Carl. So I think this is directed at me. So I thought I would read this.

No, no, let's hear him out. All right, let's all read it first. Then we'll figure out who this is directed to. He says, you know, it would be nice to have one thing you haven't get your greasy fingers on. Is it necessary to review everything I do? It's got to get old and hack at some point, right? Have you simply run out of ideas? That podcast reviewing podcasts can only last for so long. I get it. But reviewing every piece of content I make, it's pretty pretty obsessive perhaps get a new hobby or a new me

There is nothing more tiring than your creepy fans obsessing over me Just like you kind of sick kind of boring you and your fans need to get lives of significance Following everything I do is pathetic Specifically when all they try to talk like they don't have bodies in the basement like most of your fans now first off This guy with the week is you after you just got roasted? First off this guy puts out very little content He puts out like a podcast a month or something like that and then he talks about me and half the podcast

And then he talks about people clipping it. And he talks about this. So we play that and we play those clips and he's like, Oh, now you're clipping my podcast again. I thought, I thought that's what was the deal here. I thought you were flagging us down. Yeah, right. He asked me for, he asked for more money. I gave him more money from two to 10 a month because he asked for that. We're going to be enough Carl. But what's odd about this and I know a lot of people do this. I know Mike, you've run into this before where when you goof on someone, they're like, Oh, that's all you do is goof on me. That's that's your entire life. That's your entire show. Goofing on me. It's like, just go to my YouTube channel and just look

at the last 30 videos. There's two of Patrick Michael at that. There's one man that could kind of break that claim. And that's the guy that dabble con was centered around Wouldn't be accurate yes But it's hilarious for like the fifth guy down the list to be like you only talked about me That's what's so crazy about it's like can't you find someone new to goof on yeah? Yeah? We got it. We're always looking. Yep. We got that taken care of. Got a whole team free. Appreciate your concern, but now we find it. I don't, uh, I don't follow Patrick Michael nearly as closely as you guys do,

but I was listening last week when you talked about him or whatever that was. I've never heard of a podcaster who's on the lamb. Like Joe, like Joe Mattariz deletes his videos and then posts new videos, which I think is a bizarre strategy But Joe Manarese isn't constantly deleting accounts to hide from me or you or red bar Like Patrick Michael is like well, maybe if I pop up under a different name Carl will never find me It's he literally has people paying him money every month and then they ask hey We're gonna find a new your new YouTube channel and he back, if you're smart, you'll find it. What? I found that fascinating.

Yeah. What does that mean? I'm smart. I'll find it. Well, wait around long enough and someone will send you the link. Oh, OK, cool. Thanks.

Carl sees a chalkboard with an equation not done. He's like, wait a minute. That's not how this works at all. But he does have some of this like interesting reverse marketing thing that does get me every time I have to give it to him. There's something about him that brings me back in. I get tired of them and then I'm back. Yes. He does a good job with that. You know who doesn't do a good job with that is Kevin Brennan. So as you guys know, we recently did a video, a segment on WTP, where I explained that Kevin

Brennan is gaslighting his audience, because he'll come up with a premise and he'll say it over and over again. And so he was saying that we did an episode of point dabble point, the week that the ESO dough news came out and we didn't address it. And we played the clips of Kevin going, Oh, you're not even going to talk about it. These guys are like politicians. They're just avoiding the tough topics. They're not going to talk about it.

So then I made a video saying, no, Kevin, we did talk about it. Here's the clip. We talked about it a lot. Here was my take on it. Here's the discussion that we had on it. And you telling people that we're not talking about it is a flat out lie and you're just trying to convince people who don't pay attention to point devil point of what

we're doing that you're great and we suck by lying to them by gaslighting them. So, Kevin comes out on Monday and if I had more time, I would have broken this down more. My loss interest has a clip of it that I'm going to use right here. He only did 25 minutes. he wasn't feeling good or something or he got enough super chats or something so he just he bailed very quickly but this is Kevin's excuse so we watched the video of me going no we did talk about it I don't know why you're explaining that we didn't when we

obviously did and this is Kevin's response to that. They don't even mention the child pornography. They don't mention it. Oh wait, hold on a second. I didn't watch the show, Carl. I, you think I'm gonna watch the whole fucking show? Go ahead, Carl, stick it to me. He sees something negative and ugly happen in our universe

and he wants to wrestle a W out of it. Yep. And wrestle a W. Whoa. Is that the new terminology? I'm going to wrestle a W out of this. So this is another thing that I'm watching. A lot of these guys do this. A lot of the people are really bad at pulling clips and responding to them like the Rob Saul's and the Kevin Brennan's of the world. What they'll do is they'll wait until they,

someone says something that they can whatever, come up with whatever quip on, and then they'll just stop watching it. Be like, oh, I win again. It's not a quip even, he's just repeating what, which by the way, I do hope Chris has aloe for the burn that he just received. Because when he said pulling a W,

I think we all got pretty embarrassed for old Chris. KB, if you think I'm up on terminology. Yeah, right. Yeah, he's not the one inventing what we're all saying. We all know Chris is the hip one on the show. We understood what he was saying, Kevin. So I love that Kevin goes, they're not even addressing this. They're lying.

And then I go, no, we did. He's like, what, you think I'm watching the whole thing? Well, yeah, if you're going to critique something, have some knowledge of that subject. I used to say this about Stuttering John. Years ago, he would come on and try to goof on us back, but didn't know anything that we did or anything that we talked about. I'm like, well, you got to know that or else this is pointless. This is a waste of everyone's time.

Sniping styles are very similar. Right. Yeah, this is ridiculous. So you think if I made a video saying Joe Rogan never talks about the UFC, that would be ill-advised? Yeah. And then I was just like, what? He does a three-hour show. Am I going to listen to the whole thing? He does the color commentary. He never addresses it on his podcast. You would think he'd have like guys on who fight in the UFC, maybe Data White comes out from time to time. What's

this asshole doing? He's not even addressing once in a while mention it if you could But that's that's literally what Kevin Brett is doing. They just like obvious. Oh Right, right. Didn't you guys try to take down my channel the week? Well, I guess it was last weekend not this is another thing The fact that he would say we try to take down his channel. I've never struck your channel Kevin I never would I don't strike anyone's channel I don't put in copyright strikes. I don't tell people to do that What you did was you tried to show our pay-per-view for free and told people not to order it because you were showing it

For free us putting a porn bomb in there is on you That's on you Kevin you set yourself up for this. I can't do anything to your channel Unless you're dumb enough to snipe our live pay-per-view video I don't know about you Carl, but I'm old enough to remember the great pizza shop analogy Oh when Kevin said if one YouTube channel gets shut down Why would I care if you own a pizza place and the pizza place across the street closes down? Why should I give a fuck that's good for my pizza business. He literally said it was capitalism.

He goes, when YouTube channels get shut down, that's called capitalism. So you're supposed to be sad if his YouTube channel gets shut down now? Like why? He's really stupid, but the people who give him money are dumber. Because they're sitting there going,

yeah, Kevin, this guy fucking gets it. This past weekend, the weekend before, remember Carl, you were yucking it up about that. Remember Chris, wasn't that funny? It actually was kind of was actually was pretty funny. You didn't know what to do. But now I'm trying to wrestle a W. What are you guys trying to do now? Wrestle a W for me? You fucking losers. He's really mad fucking fucking losers. Wow. This is the other thing too. I kept saying like Kevin Brennan is a lot like centering John.

He's actually like Rob Saul. Everyone's a loser. He's winning. He never leaves his house. He has zero friends. He doesn't do shows. He doesn't do anything and everyone's a loser doesn't even do funny voices now and everyone's a loser. Well doesn't even do funny voices. No, and everyone's a loser.

Well, and it's very similar to Rob Saul. It's actually like hackier than Rob Saul, because what Kevin is doing is just picking up on something. It's what Stuttering John did with the Just Do It thing. Yeah. He heard you say, just do it once. And now that's like your catchphrase to him. And I'll tell you, if I came on here or listened every week

and Chris was nonstop with the, oh, we're trying to wrestle at WI. your catchphrase to him. And I'll tell you, if I came on here or listened every week and Chris was nonstop with the, Oh, we're trying to wrestle a W. Hi guys. Did you hear me? I said, wrestle a W away. Yes. I would be annoyed with that. But Kevin is picking up on a phrase you used once haphazardly. And he's like, Oh, the rest of the W guy. Say the line, Chris. Yeah. Like you're JJ Walker. And the line Chris. Yeah, like a JJ Walker. And Chris was right. Whatever that phrase means. I understood what you meant by it straws. I believe is what I was trying to say. He literally is just like, Oh, here he is with the

grasping straws catchphrase. And anything bad that happens to someone else is a win for him for some reason. Oh, there's a guy who likes Kitty port. I would again like what's in what universe does that work that way? We'll get into the Settling John in just a moment. He came on his show today and

what I expected him to do immediately when the iso dough information came out. Yeah, right. He finally did today but it's because muttering Jay had to tell him what to say. We'll get into all of that. I'll repeat that again

I'm sure for that part. But first I want to talk about our buddy Brian Johnson was at dabble con 2 with us Because he's a good friend. He's a good friend who comes out to things That's directed at I'm sure maybe some good friends had other priorities, you know devil got to and he's on the very popular show tell him Steve Dave he's out with his two co-hosts Walton Q and He brings up he's like I was in Rochester this past weekend like, huh So I just I love this because he's trying to explain to them what devil can is

And so this is I want to show you this picture of him go on It's pretty funny. I mean, yeah, he doesn't want to show his face. So this is how he walks around Is that a mask? It's a helmet that somebody built for him But somebody made what type of content is he talking about women's boobs a lot like why does he want? I don't know all he talks about his stuttering John the entire universe is Centered around stuttering John and what a fuck up he is how are fucking how? And I'm directing this to you. You wouldn't think so anybody care like why why is there a show around the wire universe?

Yeah, an entire universe? Yeah? Universe yeah, because he's he's so awful and just such a like He's a human being that you can sit there, and you can be like how does a person like this exist in real life? Right like the way he behaves the way he acts his hypocrisy How are they? How are they to know how he's behaving though like how are they how are they to know how he's behaving though like how are they because he has a podcast oh so they just

go they break down his podcast this is just reddit for stuttering John oh my god you gotta get out I made some new buddies this week in Cardiff electric one of them I never met him before. Okay. Potato filter. Yeah, so, I'm sorry, I should have said that better. We started the clip by saying, I've shown you guys Cardiff Electric, the floating potato. Check out what he looked like at Dabble County shows the photo of him with the big fucking

potato helmet thing that he wears. I like that again at the end, he's like, you guys can laugh. I don't know if you heard me. I'm friends with Cardiff So this gets even funnier because these guys are just like wait a second So there's all these people are obsessed with stuttering John and why would you do that? Because they're they know Howard Stern they know stuttering John like it's 2024. What are we? What are we doing? Why they're trying to wrap their minds around this and it's fun for us To hear people who know John who understand how

the internet works who are on podcasts ago how is this a thing yeah but it all started with who are these podcasts like I listened to one episode like years and years ago where he broke down starring John's podcast and usually you know he the Carl the guy whose podcast is he just moves on to the next podcast and we'll break the next one down, but Stuttering John took such offense that he was gonna sue him He was gonna bring litigation. He was gonna do all starting John never stops threatening to sue people He read never does it I Struggling to care about Stuttering John

Yeah, good living People make money they should fucking invite him into the fray. I think they have but he won't come. I mean I wouldn't either When I want to make some money to fund him well That's the funny thing is that like everybody makes money except for him All this is driving listeners to him though, which bumps his numbers which bumps Not really because it's much more fun to watch these guys break down his show than watch his actual show Because he's so boring and so stupid What a great summation. Yeah, I know

Then someone in the chat wrote like there's a documentary. I was surprised Brian never said you guys got to watch this Here's a person That really explains everything I Relate to so so much to what Brian is dealing with here because when it's clear No one in the room is on your side like you hear him pull back a little there when they're like Why don't they invite him on he goes? You know guys I'm no expert on this. I think they did He doesn't want to seem like too much of a nerd now

I think there might have been something last summer. I can't remember so sweet you went to Rochester for this Yeah, but there's a thing in Buffalo. I had to go to anyway, so I just figured So right about that because they're just, who can give a fuck about this? He's like, I do. But you know, I don't know. Maybe I'll grow out of it. I don't know. I just it's a fun thing I do in my spare time. It's not like I obsess over it. And my wife has her tits out and reads reviews for them. And you know, I love the casual thing. I love the question. Very similar to what John's therapist asked him. There's money to be made in this.

There's like, yeah, I went to this, uh, dabble con event. All these people are there. They're like, people are there and they spend money for this. What you hear, what you hear particularly in Q's voice is something I say all the time about John is if you explain this to someone, if you explain the dabble verse and how your show covers him or mine or anyone else's, you would, the person you're talking to would immediately be on John's side. And if John was at all smart, he could cultivate that into something, but he just has not been able to. I'm just glad Brian didn't start with the couch cushions. That'd be so hard to explain. Yes, no, he did a good job.

And I have one more clip on here because they're trying to figure out like, what do you do at dabble con? What's, what's the reason for showing up there? Good question. So what do you do there? Do you just go like get autographs and shit? No, I don't get any autographs. Like most of the people I know. Oh, okay. So what do you do there then? Is it a convention? No, it's just like it was held at a comedy club. Okay, you didn't you call it a convention? No, I don't think so

Although hey man double comedy to be down the road, I don't know if it gets big enough This was the second one. This was the second double con. It was more familiar. I mean, more, uh, it seemed more popular than the, than the first one. More people came. I met a guy who was a potato farmer, which you think is not a big deal. I talked to this guy for like a half hour about potatoes. And he has like these, cause he's, um, he's one of these super chatters. The super chat is like, let's say I have a podcast and It's on YouTube people can send me money via super chat So this guy he must fucking bucks because he's constantly super chatting like large amounts of money to people

Yeah, and it turns out he's a potato farmer and he has like these two big fast food accounts that I won't name So, you know, okay remain anonymous, but like two fast food places where he provides all the potatoes for them. Wow. That's gotta be some gig. Yeah. Is he in Idaho? No, he's in Maine. Oh, okay. Yeah. He lives in Maine. So apparently Brian and David Chandler hit it off. I'm not doxing anyone with that information, but yeah, it digressed into cause they're like, what do you do there? And he's like, well, you know, there's live podcast. There was a roast like they couldn't figure it out

Right like so you sat and watched these podcasts. Yeah. Yeah, we watched by he didn't explain the Davie Awards. Thank God You can hear Q almost being like I think he's losing his mind. I want to handle this gently Hey, no, that's cool, man potato farmer. Awesome handle this gently. Hey, no, that's cool, man. Potato farmer. Awesome. So that was a lot of fun. Thank you again to Brian. I always love that he promotes who are these podcasts and the dabble verse on Tom Steve, Dave to a whole audience of people who are not interested in any single way, but they should be check out sheet shitter since documentary. The score bad app here with trusted stats and real time sports news. Yeah. Sheet Shitterson's documentary. I have a quick song I want to play.

Dame Taft made this and we were hanging out at Lux when he was in town. I talked to him a few times over the weekend at DabbleCon and he goes, how come we never played my song and The reason there's two reasons one. I put it in a folder and forgot where it was. Oh I was gonna play it big one too. It's a queen of the Stone Age song that I'm not sure a lot of people know Feel good hit of the summer, but it's a fun one. What the hell? Let's check it out. Jenny jingles Chuck aranee Lucy Tidebox producer Chris Nenepalino Jenny jingles Chuck aranee Lucy Tidebox producer Chris Nenepalino Oh! Jenny jingles Chuck aranee Lucy Tidebox producer Chris Nenepalino

Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo Call! And burst! Coo coo coo coo coo coo coo Call! And burst! Now, Mike, do you know that original song? I don't. I will say it's a shame you didn't play it on a different episode. So I sympathize with that guy. Oh. What do you mean?

I'm kidding. Oh. I'm kidding. Yeah, that's what I thought. I didn't think a lot of people would know that song. But it's a good one. It's a banger. Thank you for putting that together. We appreciate that. Mike, are you familiar with Aaron Imholt? Very much so. You've heard of this guy?

He's kind of my inspiration. You know this guy? In life. I wish you weren't a liar. Aaron and Johnny. There's a lot of speculation that it's not going to last much longer between Johnny Crutch's and Aaron Emholt. And Aaron's down to two co-hosts now it's just Johnny Crutch's and this guy Matt and Matt's a fascinating character because Matt was just a fan and

Then he started doing his own podcast or video cast thing and now he's on the show and he's still like giddy about it He's like I can't believe I'm sitting next to Aaron Im Ibbul I'm doing a show with them. Oh really? Yeah, so I have a hard time and I'm usually pretty good with voices and stuff So I'm surprised it's taken me this long. I have a hard time differentiating the two of them by voice. I've noticed that Yeah, which is the one that's completely checked out on the show and every time Aaron mentions something they're like well I have I didn't watch when I wasn't on so that's Johnny crutches that's who we're gonna be focusing on today that's what people think is on his way out all right that's makes sense then blind Mike brought up something on his show on Sunday and I feel bad about it

and when he said it I went oh I do do that okay yes I know apparently and this is true I definitely do this Yeah, but when blind Mike's doing the show with Craig, yeah, the guy who runs the blind Mike project Craig will explain what's happening visually sure and that's good for people who listen to audio podcast It's also good for Mike for obvious reasons What I do and I guess Casey Day does this too. Yes, we're on W ATS together I'll go now Mike you can't see this but what's happening is which is completely unnecessary And I never I never this is how little confidence I have I never thought to say anything until a commenter was like Why do they do this?

the craziest part was When before the cover was even read read Craig goes oh, I know what this is gonna be This is a well-known thing By saying you can't see this but everyone's talking about it. I know I felt really bad Mike can't see this, but he does look like he's sorry I can't see this, but he does look like he's sorry All right, so I think Mike and I will be good though. I wanted to apologize for that we cool quite all right all right Yeah, I'm not worried about who are these socials Thursdays at 6 p.m. On the who are these pockets YouTube channel? I'm not worried about that show staying together. I think it's going to. What I'm worried about is Johnny and Aaron because I guess

Johnny did another podcast recently. He was interviewed and there's speculation that he was shitting on Aaron. All right, thank you. Then on Venmo, Curtis with 20 bucks says kick Johnny can't stand traders what does that mean kick Johnny can't stand traders apparently I'm a traitor oh I'm supposed to kick you yeah oh I guess I'm a traitor all right well you fucking traitorous piece of shit next time I see you I'm gonna give you a kick me. I'm gonna fucking kick the shit out of you You understand that wheelchair out from under your ass. All right, all of a sudden We're only 15 bucks away from today back to the goal. No, they're not in the same room Johnny doesn't go to his house anymore. Oh

Johnny's always in his house sitting in his egg thing And doing the show from there for some reason he I assume he transported the egg crate with him. Yeah, you would think so. That would be a lot of work, I suppose. So let's go to the interview that upset Aaron here, because we will get the aftermath after this, but I want to start with this interview. Johnny did. It's on me.

Great. I'm like, I've sat on my show and stuff for a while with the way Aaron was behaving on the show and everything. I was starting to think about maybe not even doing the show because it seemed like every day I was on he was disinterested. So I didn't really like I didn't I didn't know if I was gonna keep going with the show and then that's interesting right there. Yeah I was the co-host on the show. He seemed disinterested in anything I had to say. Yeah, he doesn't care about you, Johnny. It's quite obvious

to all of us people observing this. I gotta be fair. And I gotta kind of appreciate Aaron's instincts here. I've heard Johnny Crutch's talk and tune out a little bit too. Well, also there's one thing that's very important on Steel Toe Morning Show and that is the goal. Unless we're talking about the goal, what's the point? It's all noise to get to the next plugging of the goal. Right. Johnny's not staring at Venmo. He doesn't know a 50 bucks just came in. So why even listen to that asshole? What's he got to bring? Johnny's killing time. People will think they're entertained and they can promote stupid chats again. Like I didn't, I didn't know if I was gonna keep going with the show and then I found out that it absolutely Had nothing to do with me and it was shit that I would have never pegged in a million years

Oh, there's a good word to pick for it. I would have never guessed Yeah, no I would have never pegged Aaron for that in the million years would have never pegged Aaron for that in the million years I would have would have never guessed like That he's doing blow and he's doing Wives like I mean the I I always made the joke that April was a beard and I I still honestly Believe that about 50% well if you tell if Aaron told me today like well, I'm secretly gay like well It's not that much of a secret He does have a gay hand things a little bit. He's just a little bit in the wrist but uh, yeah, no, so the

Like it's saying April got into that kind of stuff. I don't know if I could believe it or not like Originally like they're getting arrested and stuff kind of proves it But I don't know that I'd believe that necessarily originally from the person I met But I if you want on a shower Mike if you went on a show and just went up pretty sure Carl's gay What the fuck can we talk about your appearance and other people shows for a minute before you guys just go off and spout this kind of? Hate crime. I don't know if you heard the last blind mic project I did make a few allegations about where you let your laptop get in the hands of that's true That's true. So I thought that was interesting right there. We're just like yeah

I still 50% think that April was just a beard for the guy Is Aaron friends with these guys or do you see how does he find that's a great question And to your point earlier, you just said like is Johnny the guy who doesn't watch the show Yeah, this is Johnny talking about how he doesn't watch Steel towel. Oh god. Yeah. Did you notice with April a Lot of us that watched casually could see a decline Kind of in her mental and physical state. Did you notice that as well? Nope.

I think she was like- I don't really watch the show when I'm not on it. Right. And I didn't interact with April that much. Right. I've learned that it's just best to not really watch the show when I'm not on it just because one, I've got things to do and two, it just-

That's crazy right there. I've got things to do. I, it just... That's crazy right there. I've got things to do. I have to say, one thing that I appreciate about my co-hosts like Andy O'Biann on this Saturday, Lucy Tightbox, Vinny, Chris, they watch the shows. We talk about that. If they're not on it, they still watch it and they understand what's going on. They keep up on it. I assume they do it because they enjoy it.

If I had a co-host just like, yeah, I it because they enjoy it if I had a cold just like yeah I can't possibly watch it if I'm not on there big. Oh, that's kind of shitty shame We're not good enough for you to so either you think you're the whole show right the show sucks even when you're on it Yeah, that's a good point. Maybe doesn't want to be there when he's there right? Yeah Yeah picture him watching the dailies of himself saying yeah, I killed it Wow, I can't imagine like I'm on Kirk the Kirk Minahan show on twice a week I can't imagine if I went in on Monday and Kirk asked me something about Friday's show and I was like how the hell would I know? Right, I don't know what I'm on. Sorry Kirk

Another angle is he's trying to get fired and he just can't quit maybe that's right I'm trying to do right by the guy. He did say before He did say that he's hoping to make more money so don't do steel-toe anymore. We played that a couple weeks ago, right? Yeah, so there's a lot of mentioning about raises and things when it comes to the goal. That's true. I do notice that that's true again It doesn't really involve me so I didn't I didn't see that I didn't watch the hot tub stream or any of that stuff Yeah, so yeah, I don't I knew the hot tub stream was cringy, okay So he's hearing what everyone's saying what everyone's picking up on obviously and going yeah I mean I know that everyone's goofing on Aaron cuz he sucks

But I don't want to turn exactly got good taste it seems right So then they come back to why do you think Aaron's gay? I? Thought this was fun What about Aaron sets off your gaydar what are sort of the things that make you think like yeah, maybe Sets off your gaydar. What are sort of the things that make you think like yeah, maybe maybe he could go Limp wrist always obsessed with butt stuff. I mean like the dude is said it himself. He He's he's by his own admission He's even said I'm a thumb in the butt guy. So oh

I might have to get that for my soundboard. That's a good one. Yeah, so yeah, it's just I don't think I don't know. I don't I don't really think he's gay, but when you listen to some of his music choices Maybe you think him in I recreate ever touch tips at all and I have no idea about that I have no idea about that. I will say this He's he gets awful defensive when you accuse him of being violated by a ball though. And whether that's just out of fear of it happening or horrible memories of penetrations past, who's to say? But I don't know. Just one way or another, he's either terrified of it

happening or it already did Hit the like button Hit the like button Pardon my pardon my ignorance Molested by a what a Baldo like a bald man Oh, thank you for asking that and thank you to doom for putting that clip together so that we could play that on here Appreciate you doom people subscribe hit the like button so Nick rick ada has this contraption. I believe I'm remembering this correctly that we could play that on here. Appreciate you doom people subscribe at the like button. So

Nick rick ada has this contraption. I believe I'm remembering this correctly. Oh Okay, where you can put your balls in this thing that allows you to penetrate a female with your ball I say female I mean it could be I don't be closed minded you can penetrate another person With your testicles. I remember hearing mention of this. Yes. And he was very proud of himself for having this Baldo contraption. What a sex going on over at that ricada house. What a weird sex. It's wild.

St. Cloud is wild, man. It's wild. There's not a lot to do, I guess. Shoot guns and fuck people with your balls. Yeah. Yeah. If wife swapping is for bored bored married people and they're already onto the ball dough things are not going right Interesting what you go from there? Yeah, it's something with that So let's get into the aftermath. So this is Them talking about how Johnny Crutch's regrets doing that interview.

Oh no. Yeah, I know, this is not good. And they said, hey man, thanks for being on the show and blah, blah, blah. You know, hope we didn't get you in trouble, sorry, whatever, whatever. And I flat out said like, I regretted doing it. And I came in and you guys said that the title

and the caption were mostly just for click baiting and I kind of felt like I was a little, like that wasn't really the case and I overall regretted doing it and I said that I liked being on their show and hanging out with them but for future reference about, because they're like, eh, we'd totally love to have it back on your show. I was like, but just for future reference, I'm no longer interested in coming on your show if you want to talk about Aaron right if you want to talk about and don't Get a hold of me my problem was fucking call me if you want to do your show Yeah, but you're a liar Aaron. Yeah, I don't think I did want you to do this

Yeah, who wants to talk to Aaron he just lies about everything So what's the point and Aaron loves to act like he's this beacon of truth only because he finally told the truth after six months of lying every single day. And he's like, I tell the truth. No, you're a liar. It's proven. You know, it might've been my problem with Aaron from the beginning. And Carl, you might've dealt with some of this too, where like you realized who Aaron was. I listened to these clips out of order. I heard Johnny and Aaron talk about this and in it I agreed with them. I was like, oh, someone had Johnny on to fuck with them and took advantage of Johnny

and put the clips out there out of context, whatever. Fuck them, I actually agree with Aaron. And then I heard the interview and I was like, oh, they seem to be having a fine time Yeah, so I think like when you when you find out who Aaron is and you start listening to him You're not immediately like this guy's crazy Because he seems sane until you scratch under the surface a little bit And if you're gonna have Johnny on respect your fucking guest and talk about him. No one wants to talk about him

This is the thing the doors white John is interesting to any of us is because the co-host of the steel-toed morning show We just want to know more about like was April always cracked out when you went over to the house And what was going on? No one cares about Johnny crutches. No Why not even Johnny? Why would we get this shit? Right, how is it miss you got laid? All right, that's hilarious What's wrong with your legs Like the yeah, so it was really gross I finally watched that part, and it was really fucking gross and you and I talked about it and

It really was You really couldn't win in that situation you were going I damn near bailed out when they had people's faces. I haven't said, I'm like, dude, that's like docks and get that off the screen. Right. Yeah. They were trying to figure out who Aaron's new girlfriend is, the one he calls Slam Piece. Oh, see, like that shit that I have no interest. So I didn't play any of those.

And I don't think Doom put that in his clip compilation either. And like that shit was when I was about ready to leave and then every time I did that they'd scale back and that was my problem For not just fucking leave but that was that but that and I watched it and I was like as I was watching and I'm Like I know what they're doing Yeah, they're doing a thing and then going oops oops oops and then doing the thing again Just so they like it was really disingenuous and shitty and it's like you gotta rain your people In there you lose the control over here. I think I like this is all about Detective Imholz sitting in his lab going I know what they're doing

I see what they're up to if only I could get to Johnny Crutchett. Yeah, what they're doing is pretty obvious saying Hey, this is fucking girlfriend What do you think this is all about? Well, he's trying to get out in front of what Johnny was saying on that show. And because Johnny has to be on his show right now, he is acting apologetic. Ah, okay.

I think he was being genuine on the other show. Yes. And this is Aaron saying, you don't think I'm gay, do you? Right, yes. That's where we're going with this. I mean, obviously you don't actually think I'm gay. You don't think I'm gay

Like I Don't know if it's because the last time those particular people brought me on I kind of went right at it like it was the Lemmy thing and I just went right at her and I didn't really give a fuck like they're not in they didn't intimidate Like intimidate me get the fuck out of here Go on anymore because it'll just be me going because I believe I went on there And I went what's the fucking problem? Like I went on there. I just write right off the bat just went. What's the fucking issue? You've got whoa Watch out this guy came in guns a blaze of cool. You see a hard right now guys And they didn't like that so then they go well

We'll bring Johnny on and we'll button Johnny up and we'll talk about Johnny shit But then we'll see if he can give us air and dirt and it's like don't be a chicken shit You know as he literally called you gay That's pretty good dirt right there Twice divorced for women gay. That's funny wife's a beard. It's good Frostine said be a man. Don't be a pimp. And they did kind of like get Aaron dirt out of me, but a lot of times when they started pushing I'm like, I don't really want to talk about this. And then we kind of again, Yeah. So like, why do you think it's gay? Well, he's lip-wristed. His music tastes

sucks. There's a lot of reasons. But I've said too much. His fingers smell like assholes. It's a lot of reasons. Here's where I think Aaron differs from like Aaron pretends he's influenced by I mean very influenced by Anthony Coo me I sure like not really not necessarily the best parts of Anthony knew like that's a way parts if Craig did if Craig did some interview with someone as if anyone would give a fuck Like if Craig did an interview and was like i spilled the beans on mike my whole next show would be like what do you mean you spilled some of the beans like i'd be attacking craig whereas aaron is like all of you are to blame for this right you know what i mean like

have the conversation with johnny johnny just said he spilled the beans on you a little bit whatever the fuck that means talk to him about it don't talk talk to us about it move on So yeah, no, I told them that I that I I regretted doing it looking back on it I regretted doing it and I wish I hadn't gone on the show I felt that the invite was a little disingenuous and I told them that I'd be more than happy to come on their show again But they need to know flat out that I'm not doing Aaron shit anymore If I go on their show, I want to do something other than talk about Steeltoe all right, let's not book that guest Oh, no that definitely not why would we do that right so merch made you cry tell us about that

So then they get into this conversation. Aaron does not understand the internet. He doesn't understand the dabble verse. He tries to explain that this is like these guys are like dabble verse guys, and that's why. Oh, yes. I watched the episode you're pulling from. I have some different clips I want to play on my show. His goal on this day was very interesting as well, but I did hear this and it feels like a man Trying to explain why he's not accepted somewhere. I don't know Tell me to pause it anytime about the issue Okay, those guys all linked themselves to that dabble verse and the problem with that is those fans are all just psychotic weirdos.

And so if you just do fun content and a good job, they don't care and those guys won't make any money. OK. Wrong. Completely wrong. So Aaron's got this thing in his head where he's just like, it just needs to be drama. All they want is drama.

If you're doing fun, entertaining content, they hate that. This is the same conversation I had with Ray DeVito after a standup set at Hackamania. He goes, these guys don't wanna hear comedy. They just wanna hear me talking about Kevin Brennan. I'm like, no, they love comedy. Everyone in this room loves comedy.

We were all waiting for it. If you wanted to start doing that anytime, we all would have been on board with that. It would be great. So feel free next time you come here, do comedy. Be awesome. Yeah, that's a weird take to talk about like you or to key your card I like to watch any of those shows and be your takeaways. It's just guys going I hate fun content

Fucking puppet Wacky noises and our inspiration was from jock tober, which is the same thing that Aaron loved is why he got into radio with opi and Anthony So I didn't think that's crap fuck you Aaron for being like you know it's so toxic over there You want to be Anthony Kumi? What do you think jock tober was funny? That's what that's what this is yeah the pest Sorry Chris But that's that's the thing though is that Aaron has to No, no, no. Same point. But that's the thing though, is that Aaron has to be like, no, no, no, we're really fun and interesting, but it's the people who don't like it, it's their problem.

You know, it's like that principal skitter thing, which is like, no, it's the children who are wrong. No, it's you. But if they sit there and they try to do drama, all of a sudden the Dabbleverse people get their sweaty bloody teeth and they go, oh, oh, I wanna send money so I can ask a question about this guy I'm obsessed with. No, no, no, we were hoping that Johnny Crutches

was just wow us with his wit. Of course that's why people are watching that show. It's the only reason to watch Johnny Crutches on a show, talking about you. And it's like, the hosts are like, well, let's stop having fun. Let's stop having a good time. Let's get into this internet blood sports shit, just so we can make a buck. So when you say disingenuous, like that whole dabble versus disingenuous, like I'll give

you a good example. You know how Shulies producer was caught with a shitload of CP? People are being disingenuous as fuck who don't like Shulie and trying to somehow make it look like somehow He was tied or new or associated or covered it up It's like you know in your fucking dumb brain whether you're a you know these fucking dabble verse fans You know, we had nothing to do with it. Okay, so that I agree with but that's not the devil verse I was just gonna say that like people who are to the devil verse like Shulie and the Elk or Rico show. You did a show with him talking about it last week. Yeah. And like I did a whole thing goofing on Shulie taking it too seriously. I was like lighten up man. No, we're all fine with it. Who cares? Like that's such the wrong

perspective on how people do. Now there are ass assholes that are blaming Shulie, like I'm sure we'll talk about with Stunnery John. Those are just people that hate Shulie. Correct. That's not the Devilverse. Aaron does this thing where he casts everyone with the same brush and he's like, oh, well, if you don't like me, you're a toxic person. And that must mean you're the same people who doesn't like other people. You're all the same. The Devilverse thinks you're a clown and they're right. That's what it comes down to right there. I mean, he brought up the correct opinion on the shoelace CP thing,

agreed, but that has nothing to do with what you're complaining about here. And Aaron, you also read insults for money. I just want to point out. That's true. And here's what Aaron doesn't like never take stock in like I know people give Carl a lot of shit for like Being friendly with Aaron for a while and then like kind of realizing but I would say if Carl turned on me Tomorrow I'd probably be like what the fuck but then I would look inward in some points Yes, and be like why was he friendly with me for so long and then all of a sudden he thinks I'm a cloud Why but I don't think Aaron ever has that I think that's why you and I get along because we both that's our instinct

Like what I do wrong, right? Yeah, there's some reflection. That's always my first thought It's like when somebody breaks down or someone doesn't like something I'm doing my oh shit. I'm doing something wrong That's kind of how you should be in life in order to improve and get better at things But you mentioned that you're gonna play this on the blind mic project. Hopefully it's a different episode because I was watching Aaron this might be from this morning. I was watching him Try to hit the goal and normally it's the last five minutes the most entertaining part Yes, this is three and a half hours into the show and he's $200 from the goal. Understand what's going on here. He does a four hour show. He needs to make 350 bucks in four hours. That's the goal. Yeah. If he's at 200 bucks to go with a half an

hour to go, that means he's way off pace. I mean, things are not going well. And Aaron's created his own prison for himself, where then he has to panic and freak out and embarrass himself on the internet. And I just thought this was highly entertaining. All right, guys, we only have a half hour left, and I am not too proud to say we are getting butt-fucked today. This sucks.

It's always- Johnnie's like, oh, he's talking about ass? It's always he's talking about that. It's always gay stuff. Why is that? Why is it always like I'm getting butt fucked? No, you're just not people aren't donating money to your shitty shell. It is I'm not positive this is the same one I caught on to. But if it's not, it's crazy that he's doing this every day. Because the one I watched, it was such an extreme reaction where I was like, Aaron, get a hold of yourself, man. It's okay. Watch this. He freaks out.

Like at a certain point, he's running through his head, like what kind of day job he's going to have to get. Cause there's nothing that's working out for him. Good show. Fun show. I felt like we've done a good one today, but we are not winning. We are losing today. Someone writes in,'ve done a good one today, but we are not winning. We are losing today. Someone writes in Johnny needs a Snickers. Oh, I like that kind of fire in a player.

No dude, that pissed me off because I, like I said, I called it out on the show where I'm like, that's like doxing bullshit. And I don't like that. Like, cause they put up a person's picture and a person's name who's not involved in any of the stuff we were fucking talking about and had no reason to be brought up. And I was like, I was like, take that off the screen. And so I, you, you don't get to email people back. I know how it hurts people. If you know that, then you don't fucking do it. Yeah.

Apparently that guy who was hosting that show emailed him afterwards to apologize for it and they don't they're not taking that seriously But right now Aaron's going alright. Can we stop talking about that? We got the goal to worry about Johnny So yes guys 200 bucks we're a half hour away not only is MSO winning today But we are we're gonna be in the red for the month of August with a $200 miss. Jesus Christ. You're putting a lot of pressure on this next 30 minutes of time with your life. We're going to lose money in August if we don't make 200 bucks the next 30 minutes.

The month is out. And that's when I did a, my goal on the blind mic project. That was my favorite thing that I learned was about MSO. Are you familiar with him? Yeah I'm a so is his antagonist. Yes. He's the guy who sits in the chat and he goes You'll never get the goal But I have a feeling that they're in cahoots because I think that he uses that it's like see guys this guy represents My haters. Do you want my haters to win my boy that Aussie guy suggested that it possibly is Aaron yes that Aussie guy's probably right about that that guy's serious okay so he's in the show better than anyone

if you could help us out this would be a fuck i'm getting stressed uh 30 minutes away This would be a... fuck I'm getting stressed. 30 minutes away. Can't lose by 200. Click the fucking link. Streamlabs, PayPal, Venmo. That should be the side of the Queens of the Stone Age. Streamlabs, Venmo, whatever. Doesn't that inspire enthusiasm? Click the fucking link. Click the fucking link people. I love that he thinks the reason why people aren't giving him money is because he hasn't explained how to give him money. Doesn't every fucking time it's so funny. No we don't.

Let's get some money in here. Let's make this a show we can be proud of. Let's get that goal knocked out. Again, the ugly, dirty part of this show. Very entertaining, very funny, very good. We gotta beg for money. It's gross. Let's get that goal knocked out. Again, the ugly, dirty part of this show, very entertaining, very funny, very good. We gotta beg for money, it's gross. I fucking know the only way to make us not beg for money

is just contribute, throw in, then it becomes not an issue. I've been doing it less and less lately. I've been trusting the audience to come through. We're a half hour away, we need 200 bucks. His body language is insane. Like this a half hour away. We need 200 bucks. That's his body language is insane. This is torturing him. When he talked about how excited he was to go to court that one morning because he had to work to do a show. Court is more enjoyable than this. Aaron, you're doing everything wrong. Why are you doing this to yourself? Well, he wasn't dressed

as cool as he was in court. He should start wearing a suit every day on the show I get more money coming in for that But everything we just watch there, and if you're not watching if you're listening to it You can still understand how stressed he is this is not an act. He's freaking out. He's clutching his hands He's his hands up over his head. They're on his face. He's stressed out and He's not a happy guy. No! What I've never understood is like, even if he made a goal where it's like, you know, roughly speaking, I need to make this amount of money every day.

And every day at the beginning of the show, he's like, hey guys, ideally I'd like to make $350 by the end of the show, you know, Streamlabs, Super Chat, Venmo, all that. And then just went on with his day. Yeah. We would probably, or maybe like on Reddit, a few people would point out, hey, did you ever notice that guy never hits that goal? But no one would really give a fuck.

Right. Where this is calling such attention to it. It's like voyeurism. I don't know why he feels the need to draw that much attention. There are certain things I'm insecure about that I do on this show And what I try to do is correct those things a and be never point them out I can't imagine coming out this show just explaining to the audience over and over again. This is the most embarrassing thing

I do this is the thing everyone's goofing had before I just did it again Oh fuck look at me, but it's what he does not changing it Did it again? Oh fuck look at me, but it's not changing it Me for this but here we go Mike has a good idea I would if I was Aaron it mentioned it once but I would make it 600 bucks and then you make your 350 well 10,000 yeah That's the long and short of it so pretty please cherries on top clean the fucking car PayPal stream labs Venmo now Let's get it in

$200 is a very hard amount to make in a short amount of time so we got to get started now guys pretty please Thank you. I'm just putting you on notice. I'm gonna be stressed as fuck and jittery the rest of the show I've got I've got this machine gun Kelly Sean Strickland thing coming up. I'm really excited about that The other thing too he's so self-conscious now because patrick mountain has been pointing out his body language in his posture and His mannerisms when he's going through this and begging for money And so now he's it's all in his head. He's like, I know i'm gonna be doing this thing now And i'm doing this thing and you guys are just making stuff give me 200 bucks

Sorry if I'm a little distracted for one minute, I'm just sending him money so I can hear that machine gun Kelly story, okay CNN making fun of RFK juniors voice and then having to apologize for it. I thought that was great We've got some good stuff coming up here. I really want to be able to focus on it, but I will tell you this. Um, 200 bucks away with a half hour left. I'm not going to be able to focus. Uh, man, this client says do something worth donating to show us your tits. Oh, that's actually very funny. I was reading it as a shitty thing. Could you imagine that Mike, you're in the middle of your show and you're like, just so you guys know the rest of the show is gonna suck. I've just not into it I just I can't even concentrate right now guys. I am but to put this input Aaron

You need you need a job. I got to tell like that it sucks to say Yeah, but if one day is gonna ruin your life like this. That's what I mean ruin the month. That's what I mean Bucks one day and August is ruined Dude hanging up by a thread over there. That's not good. What are you doing? I'm the money we gave you yeah, I know that's the other thing too It's like so he desperately needs this money, and then he ends up hitting the goal And then the next day it just all resets back to zero again. It's just like guys I really need this money like this is the South Park episode with the homeless people. Oh, yeah change

Change where I think it's Kyle. Maybe it's Stan gives him 20 bucks. Here you go, man And then the guy just wants another 20 bucks change Just what's 20 bucks? I just gave you 20 bucks yeah, no I need more 20 bucks. Yeah, right Yeah, I don't not need money now Yeah, that's why no one enjoys giving you money because it just it never does anything right everyone's pissed at Kyle Cuz all the homeless people go to South Park right stop giving this bad. You're ruining the Internet's You're ruining the internet. That's not active violence. I just want to say.

It says the ugly part of the show is you, Aaron. Thank you, buddy. Dead game says get a fucking day job. Do your little show at night. Don't worry if we missed by 200 bucks. I will. And I'm not doing a show at night. Oh, wow.

This is hilarious. Guys, if we miss the goal today, I will get a day job. And you know what? I'll even take away your night shows. You'll get no air in him. And you'll all see. You'll get no air in him at all anymore. This was the part I was, you know, I have a text read with Moody and Melton and Tookie. And this is the part that I was watching. I was like, oh shit, do you hear what he just said? He's gonna get a day job and then we'll never get to see Steel Toe ever again.

I'm starting to think I found a different episode where he's doing essentially this good Blind mic project Sunday at 10 a.m. Eastern time I was I was certain I was like there's no way a man would freak out two days in a row like this It's crazy. I will and I'm not doing a show at night. Like if I fail at this, I've said this numerous times, I'm not giving people the satisfaction of like hanging on to the dream of streaming. You're actively failing at this actively. What are you talking about? Like Aaron, if, if all my Patreon subscribers unsubscribed and I didn't get super chats to my shows or anything anymore

I'd still I'd be like I'd hang on for a week or two, you know I started this all come crumbling down immediately. I started podcasting not to make any money No, I never thought I'd make a dime doing this. It wasn't my goal at all And so if people stopped giving me money and we stopped making money doing who are these podcasts? I'd probably still do it because I enjoy doing it. It's fun. It's a fun program we put on. It's very nice that you're able to pay your bills from podcasting.

It's not the duty of the audience to continue doing that. I literally did this for free for years. It's what I enjoy doing. It's fucking over. I'm not doing get a day job. Do your show at night. No, I'm going to work on making that more more successful than my show ever was whatever I end up doing So it's either hit the goal or fucking hit the bricks. That's what it is for

Chip in throw in some money. We got to get this thing knocked out. It's really getting to be a shitty day. Uh, MSO says maybe we can get a $100 don't know from nice podcast. Stupid. That'd be a, that'd be a fucking own. That'd be a good move for them. Oh yeah. Those people who humiliated me with a Johnny on this should give me a hundred bucks. Yeah. They own me now. Right. That makes sense. And for me Mojo says extortion. This is total extortion. No, it's just fucking me panicking. That's all it is You've seen this before Facts like people like oh well just get a day job and do your show at another time You make it sound like it's one. No, it's one or the other. I'm not doing I show as a job

I'm not doing not doing the show I'm not doing a fucking if you think that like steeltoes gonna fail and then oh Aaron will come back into an evening No, fuck. No, I'll be so bitter Like I'll just be honest. It'll be so bitter that I failed so hard Wow Wow The guy that hates what he's doing. He hates what he's doing and why would anyone give him money when he says that? So if you don't give me money, I'm gonna be so bitter I'll never talk to any of you again like oh, I've given you hundreds of dollars over the last few weeks

So we were friends. Yeah, what the fuck this I guess I wasn't enough Because I'll try harder, and I think Johnny wants the show to tank. I don't think he wants to do it anymore I can't imagine he does this is so embarrassing sitting next to someone who's doing this I don't think you'd be over here right now if I ever did this on my show. This is crazy Well to your no fucking way. I remember you being on the fence about monetizing at all I didn't want to go on patreon. I'm like, I don't want to do that. We goof on people that yeah Here we are. So it's so weird to watch him like he hates his audience I've never seen anything like that. I feel like about Howard Stern resented his audience and everything

I've never seen anything like this. Yeah, we're actively the guy It's very where he's like you owe me and you're not paying enough. I ain't coming back at night All right, let's go. Okay, so he finally gets back into the the content, but that is so Discouraging from my perspective. I see this and I'm like, I never want to give this guy a dime No based on how he's acting on there Well that the other thing we're proving here is that like when you started when you said oh, I have clips of the goal I was like, ah damn Carl found the one good nugget from the goal this week that I also found and then hearing the clips

I'm like, oh he does this every day That they're that far away from the goal. He panics like this. That's what's so insane And like I don't I'm not a regular steeltoe watcher I can't watch his show but I'll just get text or something from to key or something just be like 175 from the goal It's very funny as I've said before Aaron's in under the Delusion that we want him to miss the goal. Right? No, no, no. We just want it to be a buzzer beater. Yeah. As long as if he

makes the goal in the last five seconds, great. Terrific. Good for Aaron. It's the fun is watching him panic. I actually very much enjoy when he gets the donations that we can't see. He'll bet guys were 150 off. Oh, here's's 100 bucks from blah, blah, blah. Venmo. You're like, okay, sure. Sure. It is. Aaron, hold. That makes you feel better, buddy. I'm sure that's what just happened. He said something the day I was watching where he goes, he goes, come on, guys, don't let don't make me dig into my own pockets here.

Right. What does that mean? Guys, I'll start gifting memberships if no one's gonna do it. Because he is MSO. He is MSO. You're right. What does that mean? Guys, I'll start gifting memberships if no one's gonna do it out here. Because he is MSO. He is MSO, you're right. Yeah, right. That would make sense. All right, we're running long.

Mike, can you hang out for a Settling John segment with us? Of course. All right, you're the best buddy. Let's get into it. Look who just showed up. Cardiff electric is here. Oh, hello, Blind Mike Geary. How are you? What?

This is one of his wacky bits that he does pretty good stuff Still doing it. Yep You paid for it Did you hear Brian Johnson tell him Steve Dave talking about meeting you I did and talking about the potato farmer Yeah, all the adventures from dabble con. That was fantastic. That was great. He explained, he explained why people are into the Dabbleverse so perfectly. So Brian and Walt, he did, but they didn't get it. They're just like, yeah, why is anyone doing that? Like why in 2024? Is somebody giving a shit about Sutter and John?

But he did a good job. It's good ambassador. That guy. So big news today. Sutterine John came back. You know, he's come back once since leaving, but that was for a political show. And he said, I'm done with the devil verse. I'm over it. I'm too good for it. I'm too highly educated for it. Let's hit some voicemails then. I'm too Duke for it.

And then today, lo and behold, he was wrong. He shows up as a racers. That's right. Sometimes he makes mistakes. Apparently. Damn. He shows up on the show today. And it starts off with the gross eating thing he does. I know he thinks this is funny. I promise you, john, this is not funny. is not funny. So he's eating a peach. And he's proud of himself. He's giggling at himself like he always healthy. Yeah, yeah. I really hate when guys do happy things.

You guys do happy things. You know you do have to eat healthy just not during your podcast Would be my my one complaint about that. I guess this is the reason he's doing it So you play it and they're like, oh John's nice gross But imagine catering your show to that Right. Yeah, he tries to do disgusting things, but you know what I think it is Mike. I think it's John has had so many embarrassing moments. I showed the video where I think it's on point devil point where I was panning the audience versus grossest moment of the dabby award. Yes, and people are losing their minds like they're watching saw three or something. They can't believe what's happening.

John had so many moments with snot running down his face and gross things happening So now he's leaning into a bit like guys. I'm doing this on purpose like no you're not Now you are right, but not normally so you can't play that game Painfully obvious when it's yeah put on right now. We were Not falling for that. So let's find out why John had to come back on Today and do a show he said world exclusive for that. So let's find out why John had a comeback on today and do a show. He said world exclusive Shulies pedo producer.

He's talking about Mothering J put out a tweet. Was working at the network months after the arrest. Oh man. A few weeks ago, Shitware said his pedo producer was part of the Uncle Rico Show. And now mergers, angers an ex employee who left confirms he was present after the arrest. Okay, so that's the big news right there is that he so dough

after being arrested for having CP was still working for Shulie. This is the big cover up that John and Kevin Brennan and Rob Saul are trying to say that for some reason, and no one can make sense of this part, for some reason Schooley was just like, ah, the guy's into CP, whatever, I'll just cover it up and no one will ever find out. That's something a normal person would do. Sure. You've been doing it for years. Yeah. Why not? Right? Like this whole argument makes zero sense to me. If you guys can enlighten me on why I know I know that she was a monster and everyone hates Julie. The worst person ever exists. But even if that were true, why would he set himself up for failure like this? Why would anyone do this?

I'll tell you why. OK, because they hope that surely is a pedophile. Right? Their greatest fantasy is that surely is also implicated in this child porn crime somehow. So go ahead, Cardiff. Also why john again, john the master of making mistakes. Why wait eight days to cap to jump on top of this news story? The reason why is because he didn't know what his angle was gonna be until muttering Jay told him. As usual, he had to listen to Kevin Brennan explain it. And then muttering Jay be like, this is my angle on this. Cause John can't do anything for himself.

Or Lee County school board doesn't need his services anymore Well, I don't think he was ever Qualified to teach in Florida. I don't think that was ever an option It wasn't qualified to teach in California Well no I know but California is a crazy fucking place It's crazy out there The Wild West as they say Florida's pretty nuts too Good point so

This is the point that John makes early and often on the show that I want to address. And when I was watching this today, I said, okay, I got to clip this because I want to respond. Now, I just say this to all of you. Imagine if it were me. Imagine what Lady K, just do it, would be doing if any of this was on me. Oh my God, it would be emergency and day stuttering John employees a

pedo. You guys would be fucking relentless. The shit network Lady K, the goddamn Rocco and Cardiff the fucking potato would be doing non-stop shows on this. So this is what I want to say and I want to hear your guys take on this because I fancy myself a fair man. Now this hasn't happened to John. I don't know how I'd react. I'm sure the circumstances would vary. Good point. I don't make things up. So if John, if we were to find out that one of his mods or whatever was caught with CP, I wouldn't jump to these conclusions that John has and be like,

well, John obviously knew about it, probably was sharing those files with them and tried to cover it all up. Cause this is what John and Kevin do. I don't do that. I react to reality and talk about that. I honestly don't think for a second I would use that against John if he got caught up with a person who was in the CP because no one knows who's in the CP. Kevin, people don't advertise they're into CP. How does Carl know that? Because it's a fucking facts. It's a fact in life that when you're into CP you keep that on the DL And if you're tuned into the creep off, you'd know that yes I study this shit for some dumb reason fucking Vinnie got me into it

But so John's claim is that we'd be having a field day with him at this would happen. I honestly don't think that's true What do you guys think? I think we're relentless as it is Yeah, not about that, right This is where John like Fucks himself in these descriptions because it's just like when he says you guys Called comedy clubs and got my gigs canceled. You guys got me fired You guys call my mother on Christmas morning. He paints every because something happened once he says everyone does that Or we talked about this on my show on Sunday, and I said

Some comment there said like hey people would be pointing out of John's Producer got pop for child porn. I go. Yeah, it's kind of fair. I guess and I think Craig was the one that pointed out He's like, I don't think Carl would take like some victory lap And I was like, I think that and I don't't think Carter foot either like we would make jokes about it But I don't think we'd be like John's a pedophile the way like Kevin Brennan's the one would be doing that is probably Kevin Brennan Yeah, and that's I think that's the argument. I've had and I've been Crucified for in a couple hack verse post, but whatever fuck them We wouldn't we wouldn't be using the kiddie porn

as the mud we're slinging. We would talk about it, we'd make fun of it, we'd make jokes, we won't believe the situation happened, whatever, but it wouldn't be, John must be guilty of this as well, and like try and connect as many dots as we could. But yeah, of course we would talk about it, of course we would make, of course We would you know

We would make how great would it have been if iso was still at the shooley network and there was another like Pedal hunter podcaster busted him at dabble con 2 there could have been a crossover event Happening, but it didn't happen that way he was caught long ago Well, the pedo hunter doesn't know who to who to attack it. There's too many of you He was caught long ago Says you did it with Tony Michaels. I'm actually gonna address that in a little bit Tony Michaels Well, it was discovered that he was a criminal and he spent time in prison and the way that he tried to pretend There's just a misunderstanding And he made a bad decision. That's what we made fun of right with that how people handle things yes Just like hey everyone makes mistakes like I've never sold synthetic marijuana to people because it was a mistake

That was a part of a drug ring. It's like John driving for uber teaching. Yeah, going out of her We're not finding actual substitute teachers and being like you fucking loser It's because John lied about it for a crime screams. He's a millionaire Yeah, the other thing you got kind of you happen to pull the subway clip. No Okay, cuz there was there was a super chat later on in the show today where someone said, you know You still eat at Subway. Are you a hypocrite? Anyone on this long diatribe? How well saw that? Yeah, well Subway wasn't a pedophile

Jared Fogle was a pedophile right the whole company wasn't a ped I'm like the people who employ not the people who have like, okay So he is he did not see the connection at all. It was right over his fucking head as he was explaining it I know there's so many examples of this and these people are Just ridiculously want then the errand him also did it correctly. They don't like surely So they're trying to connect surely to this thing they had nothing to do with so that's what it comes down to but I love John Because this is like that old Chris Rock bit where John loves to not know stuff by the way I never knew who is so was I did. I didn't even know. I thought that Phil Doe was the only producer.

But then when everyone went because because when the guy who told me I think was Dustin somebody told me that surely is producer was arrested for child porn. I said, oh, I knew that Phil Doe was a creep. Then they go. No, his other person. I didn't even know he had it. I thought it was discounted on. No, another guy guy. I go oh, he's so who's that I? Didn't know love not to know stuff. I'm keeping it real

Can I ask you something about Dustin yeah, doesn't PI stand for private investigator Why is this guy getting brought up so much good point? Private investigator. Why is this guy getting brought up so much? That's a good point. I'm not sure. Not sure of the answer to that. It's very strange. Also, this idea that John had a PI trying to find out all of his information and dirt on Schule and the Schule network and didn't know that his producer was arrested for CP. No one knew that. No one picked up on that until he was convicted.

How did that happen? I'm still wondering how that fucking happen my guess is that? Esodote was in his real day, but that was enough to throw everyone off the track It's not Kurt if you okay over there, do you know losses or something why do I keep clearing my throat you do yeah? I'm not hitting the talk. I'm not can you hear me now. Yeah, I can hear oh Really this doesn't mute me. Yeah, no it doesn't All right, so John now And this is the thing that John's doing and a lot of these guys

are doing is they have to go back and forth between being so concerned about the children and the crimes that were committed, but then also trying to cope with fun nicknames and fun jokes about it. It's like, well, which is it? Are you like devastated that there's child trafficking and sex crimes going on? Or do you think this is like such a hilarious W for you that you can't stop celebrating it? So this is John trying to come up with new names

for Shulie's network. I don't know why he does this. He's so bad at this. Change the nest, Shulie, here's some names for your new crime syndicate, okay? How about the, how about the, the, Shulie crime network? how about that okay the surely crime network that'd be a good name right hmm I don't know the hypocrite hacks from the hackverse there you go party triple H though it's not bad but

but what does that do? CP and pedophilia hypocrite They you know how shuley's always saying he doesn't like pedophiles and yet he was working with Okay, that's why I don't get it girl the worst crime you could commit to a child is being a hypocrite The worst thing you could do to a child like you could have came up with that name years ago, Chad. Now you think that's a problem? Oh, he's going to come up with something better. Hold on. How about, uh, let's see. I can't even think of another one right now. I'm sure it'll come to me.

I want you to want to bet everyone that comes in his head starts with you. I want you want to bet everyone that comes in his head start to do The first one doesn't even count cuz he set it up as the crime that one yeah, well you can call it the crime that one The surely pedophile network The pet oh Let's see. I'll figure some other names out. The pedo cast. The pedo cast.

And he's prodding himself with that one. He's like, hee hee hee. Yeah, YouTube might have an issue with that. That's as good as John gets with that. But then our boy Charles Ramsey comes in with a super chat and gives John a better one. Charles Ramsey, thanks for the fiver. Welcome back, Duke.

Take these hacks down. Hypocrisy, please. Over at the Sandusky Network. There's a good name. Call yourself the Shulie Sandusky Network. Why are you butchers? The shit-weighing Sandusky Brothers. What?

Why were there brothers? You're getting away from it a little. Yeah, just keep it simple, stupid. weighing sandusky brothers The shit weight brother guys fuck children doesn't remember he's talking It was great, but TSN the sandusky network Because there's a reason he came up with brothers. Why is that? If you look at Charles Ramsey's picture. Oh, you think that's what's going on? Charles Ramsey is obviously the famous guy who I believe is responsible for one of the greatest songs to ever happen. Oh. And that would be Yeah, that was just crazy was the the guy yeah that the the women who were being tortured in Cleveland ran out of the house and

into his arms Which he was surprised by so that that's who John's looking at and going, the brothers. So then after he's decided that the Sandusky network is the right thing, now he's going to tell other people they have to use it, specifically Kevin Brennan. Bert Lancaster's anus. Thanks for coming back. That Sandusky network needs to be lambasted. Get him, John.

I love that name from now on. Pinky, it's the sand dusty network. The fact that he's telling Kevin Brennan what jokes to use shows you how out of it. This fucking guy is. It's all yours kid. Yeah. You think everybody's gonna be like, all right, I gotta give John credit on this one.

He can't was a pretty good name for this. This is what we're going with. The most famous pedophile in the last 20 years. Yeah, we got it. What about the Michael Jackson? Hey, we got it. We got it. Sandusky it is. This is insane right here. John reads his tweet, a joke that he put out and decides he needs to read that on his show. A deadbeat, a shitwear, an arrested trailer park dweller,

a silent faxer who lives at his ex wife's house, a stomach stapler who delivers food, probably eats half the profit. And a pedophile walking to a bar. The bartender says, is this a shit network? Carl, that's not the first time he read on this episode. That's a little wordy, dog. But he read it. He read it when he was reading Muttering J's tweet and Muttering J like retweeted that he read it then too, and now he's reading it again like through his

Oh, welcome back, John. That is an economy of words that John does never respond. I don't think that would have fit on one of carnax note cards Tom Myers asked that joke Holy shit John, that's not a good joke. I don't know why you tweeted it I don't know why you're reading it twice and workshopping it on your show. It's not good Every now and again John's is something that offends me doesn't happen very often I'm not easily offended but when he says shit like this, thanks to the tenor, our savior returns. I

couldn't resist. This is just too big of a story for the double verse that I created. Unintentionally, Motherfucker, you created the devil verse. How dare you stuttering jot Melendez? How dare you, sir? Give that one to you. Cause you could tell he immediately realized like oh Fuck, I don't want to take ownership over this. My ego is too big for me not to Right. Yeah, that's a good point. I created this world. Oh, yeah, I just said I was too good for it. That's right I mean, I didn't want to create this world. I'm not too big for this world. I love it. I'm here for it. So

so John starts saying some crazy shit and This is where you lose people you show your hand like oh You're just pissed at Shulie and you want to find any reason to say that Shulie's a villain in this If you still employed him as it is being alleged Then you're just as guilty as far as I am concerned in my employed him as it is being alleged, then you're just as guilty as far as I am concerned. In my honest opinion. Honest. Okay.

If you're enabling a pedophile, then you're just as guilty. Just as guilty. And you know what? Just as guilty. You like that? Just as guilty. In John's mind, this guy comes to him and he goes,

listen, I know I'm producing your show. Things are going pretty well. I just want you to know that I had this sickness and I just can't stop file sharing these awful videos and photos that is really just the worst thing to happen in our society. And Sheely goes, yeah, I mean, do you want to raise? Why are we talking about this? Nice. What do you want to raise why are we talking about?

Is this file sharing some expensive or how does that work this is a judge by this is the conversation that fucking happened So you think we should do a CP segment just as guilty I'm sure people don't think highly of how Joe Paterno handled the whole situation. I don't think anyone thinks he's just of how Joe Paterno handled the whole situation. I don't think anyone thinks he's just as guilty as Jerry. That's very true, good point. I'd be worried about your own computer. This is where Joe doesn't understand how computers work at all.

This is hilarious. Because you don't know, if this guy was emailing you, you don't know what virus got into yours. You don't know. You don't know. I'm surprised they haven't searched your computer. Honestly, I'm not alleging you. You did anything on your part. So he thinks the FBI should search computers for viruses. They have malware police. What does he think is going on here? So he's so got a virus as

computer for downloading these files. Then he emailed Chewie, and then that virus went through the email and got Chewie's computer. It was just like, I think the FBI should investigate what your computer has. I'll tell you, the amount of stuff Apple could get back to doing if they didn't have to correct people's computers who've emailed with pedophiles. Right! This is so fucking stupid. John, this is not in your realm of understanding. You shouldn't comment on stuff like this

You're very stupid, but maybe this fucking pedo did I went I go get your computer checked if that was me Like I could say that Dustin turned out to be an arrested pedophile. We had emails together I was funny. I'm gonna get my computer checked out wouldn't you that'd be smart thing, but you're not smart No, no John that would be a very dumb thing to do if you came into the computer Yes, and you had hey, can you check my computer? Buddy of mine's really to see me. I want to see if there's any of that on this computer right here They'd be like a buddy. Oh, yeah, okay sure a buddy of yours. Uh-huh. You're doing some research, were you is that why? a pedophile could you

Make sure there are no crumbs on this computer He couldn't be more dumb and he's just like what are you stupid? You're not gonna bring your computer into the shop like no no John you are stupid And this is performative John yes and performative John says the stupidest shit Yeah, and he's also claiming to have concern for Shuli for some reason I know but I love the fact that he's just like this is a no-brainer like obviously you gotta bring your computer into the shop Now you email with the guy dumb fuck Anyone has ever been on the Shuli Network

I'll go Rico show have received emails from Iso Dell that was the email account that sent out all the stream yard like so I wish is it possible John has gotten an email from this guy? Probably. Yeah. You probably got a link at one point. Right. I'm like, yes, for sure. Actually, yes. I think our names have all gone through at least the FBI database once based on

based on that. I remember one of the first things I asked Julie when this all went down, I'm like, so the emails aren't going to come from me. So anymore, right? We change that. That's one question, sir. I asked you Lee when this all went down. I'm like so the emails are going to come for me. So anymore, right? One question sir But that's the guy who set up the system and set everything up So his name was attached to it obviously but John's so fucking stupid emails Well, then your computer probably a CPO over it. No sound that works at all. You're an idiot, but John's not an idiot

Who's lonely? He's got a date with a lady tonight for tonight's date but John's not an idiot who's lonely. He's got a date with a lady tonight. But tonight's date with the grown woman over 18 skull. Yes. 50 bucks from the legend for his date tonight. Let's find out what that's all about. That is a fact.

That is a fact. A beautiful African-American woman and I. Woman. Let's just call her a woman. Is this an Eddie Murphy thing? beautiful African American woman and I. A woman? Let's just call her a woman. Is this an Eddie Murphy thing? Why does he feel the need to always point out the race and ethnicity of these people? Because it means he's progressive. It doesn't.

It's the opposite of that. When you feel the need to say, by the way, this woman friend of mine is black, you're like, oh, that's important to you? Because that's weird. Why? Right is black you're like, oh that's important to you because that's weird Are having dinner tonight and it's gonna be a wonderful time. You don't know that Alright so as I'm here this I'm like, what about what happened to the Vietnamese girlfriend that he had? Did he forget about faking a Vietnamese girlfriend? Maybe that's hungry 30 minutes later Vietnamese oh

Go back to Vietnam Lover had to go back to Vietnam. I think you just realized I go shit I just said I'm going on a date with a girl. I pretended to have a girlfriend Before so let's find out this horseshit story She had a Sickness in her family. Uh-huh. Oh no. Since we're, I'm not going to be exclusive when she's spending the two months in Vietnam. So she has a sickness on her upper lip now. Move forward. Stuttering stud. So John claims that his girlfriend from Vietnam that you don't

know and you haven't met you haven't seen her out Has to go back to Vietnam for two months because there's a sickness in her family Is that something where you're just like I gotta go for two months. There's a sickness in my family Like how would you know how long you need to be there? Doesn't make any fucking sense. I'm going bullshit on this whole thing Only there was a vietnamese. I think there was a vietnamese prostitute I think that John is dating around the world though. That is doing black

Maybe he's going to Disney World, Orlando Swedish girl Danish it's amazing what you find Crazy Alright, so the other thing that these people who are trying to get a gotcha on Shulie with, they're saying that ESO is the one that came up with the name the Uncle Rico Show. Now, can you believe it? How could you possibly? The Uncle Rico Show, of course, is referring to a character from Napoleon Dynamite. He didn't invent that. The people

who wrote Napoleon Dynamite did. John happens to fit that character very well. But apparently, the fact that ESO came up with that idea means that it's the most toxic thing possible. There's no way you can continue to use that name for your show. No. I am still appalled that the guy hasn't changed the name of the show. He's such a fucking grifting loser. He won't even change the name that was created by his pedo producer, ESO.

So that's a weird thing that people have invented now, where it's like, well, now you have to change the name of your show and all your branding, because we heard that ESO came up with that idea. Is Volkswagen still a company? I was going to say, does Miramax still, I'm actually asking, does Miramax still exist or do they change the name? That's a great question. I don't know the answer to that.

I think it probably exists. It probably does. What was the other example you came up with earlier, Cardiff? Or maybe it was Mike. Oh, came up with earlier, Cardiff? Maybe it was Mike. Oh, Subway? Yeah, Subway. It's like Subway employed a pedophile. It was very famous and he was the face of the company and yet it's still Subway where you get subs. It's like, wow, that's so crazy. I can't believe that would happen. Maybe it's not actually affecting children that it's still called the Uncle Rico show

You know, I know the Uncle Rico showed does well or you know pays For a lot of views or whatever happens over there But like is the uncle Rico so such the names such a fabric in society where it's like well, we can't have this We all know I so dough came up with this We can't have this we all know I so dough came up with this But I saw I was talking about with OJ today Miramax is still a viable company You got an operation under the name Miramax Yeah But if if if it was easel's idea to come up with uncle Rico the uncle Rico show

It wouldn't be a big deal to change it. Anyway, like it's not like there's you know, I mean the Shuli Network I think is the brand but if that was like his if he's dying on that hill like I created this name of this show but the song that Mike Morris wrote though Cardiff he's gonna for the network show It's just so stupid because the whole reason why I hate is so dough is because of the victims involved in this kind of thing the fact that people share these types of Imagery and videos makes it so there's a market for this where children are tortured and it's horrific and that's why everyone hates it. I'm not speaking of school. I hate them because it makes... I want to make it about me. Is anyone on my side? Right. So the idea that you're just like and he's still

cause of the Uncle Rico Show. Is that harming children? Are they okay? Are there kids getting penetrated because it's called the Uncle Rico show still or you just making up something? You're just pretending to be offended by something because you just want to the power of that. Oh being offended. Yes fake outrage Oh, I'm offended. Therefore you owe me Okay, I mean it's that's very 2019 way of thinking but if you say so This clip right here because I remember this, where double con two is coming up. I remember surely saying, he so might even be there now. So lives in this area. So I was like, Oh, maybe he so will show up. We

even heard from you haven't moved. I know that crazy. My house is for sale. But the unfortunately the property value is plummeted. So I don't know. So this is John addressing that. But was Shuley not saying that he was coming to DabbleCon? I recall he was. Yeah, he was.

Doesn't that kind of prove that Shuley didn't know? Yeah. What is your point? Wouldn't that be the proof right there that Shuley didn't know that this was going to happen because he was just weeks ago Talking about the possibility that he saw my chop to dabble cotton. Yeah, you're being a little disingenuous though He was headed to dabble con for the pedophile pageant that Cardiff was hosting How's a VVIP

Take it, but yeah, I know I think every mention of you so in the last year Yeah By surely or anyone on the network kind of proves that they didn't know what the fuck was going on, right? Because that name would have been wiped from their lips. No, surely if they knew No shit, there'd be no reason not to That's why I can't understand like I want to ask Kevin Brennan and John and Rob solid So what was she was endgame then if he knew all of this and just kept it under wraps and was trying To cover up for him. What was the goal?

That is well, he's a pedophile. Oh, right, right That's the only thing you can say and it's just like well, that's wildly illogical. Yeah, so you're an idiot You know is stupid or a liar like Adam Crowley so he's by are you stupid or are you a liar? They're they're lying. I mean some of them are also Steve. Yes, I could think of some examples are now For whatever reason John has decided that he's seen what OJ looks like and that OJ is an ugly guy Which is not because I don't judge guys appearances But from what I heard everyone who met OJ is like wow one of the attractive looking guy He is people were surprised by them and so John is decided no no no

Just the opposite. He's a very ugly guy and so John pulls up this video And he starts ripping on people's appearances which let me look at John Obviously if there's a guy who's gonna goof on people's appearances. It's this asshole right here But he also then tries to come up with another one of guys walk into a bar joke here He's just not who did that You do that joke on the roast No, who did the who did the a middle and an opener walk into a bar? Oh Somebody did do that. I thought it was you

Basically the exact same choke that he did well No, this is way worse and I heard this it's funny you say that because I was thinking like, oh, if only John was on the roast, I would love to hear the jokes he came up with because this is what he thinks is funny. All right, let's see what they have to say here. I'm not just John. Keep that filter on Jesus. You're fucking ugly. What a fugly bastard. El Hariblay, which is another guy that should keep the mask on. And Stunt Joe Depot. Three cowards walking to a bar. And the barter says, who are you?

Because, get it? Because they're not famous. Yes. Yes. That's funny. Pretty good stuff. It just dawned on me. on I like that pretty good stuff. It's gonna be it's gotta be a little weird for John like I Don't think this is his fault. It's just very strange to me all the world's ugliest people got together to hate him It's very weird. Yeah, go figure Yeah, and

You know this is ugly as Gary Della Botte and Fred Norris and Howard Stern Like we were just doing the living in the past with centering John on our patreon you want to subscribe to that? Listening back to an episode from 2018 and that's his insult for everyone Paci already like everyone's ugly John you're also it was his insult for Kate Meany and Keanu when they didn't want to fuck him. That's right. Very attractive women are also ugly if John doesn't like you. So it kind of is meaningless at that point.

So here is the big moment. This is the video that Muttering J posted that proves that Shuley knew about ESO and this is why John had to come back to the internet before he wanted to. He actually was retired. He came out of retirement according to him to play this. This is the proof is the smoking gun that truly definitely knew about this. And ladies and gentlemen, it is insane. I should point out this is an interview that Stut Joe Depot did on the bedablin show. And this was over a year ago. Oh yeah. I remember that Stutjo Depot used

to be a producer of the Shulie Network left that network was let go whatever happened and he came on this was shortly after Pottstown so this is actually not shortly after Pottstown this is over three months after Pottstown and this producer Stutjo Depot left the Shulie network not long after DabbleCon won. There was a whole incident that happened with DabbleCon won in this guy and then they went their separate ways. How much child porn was this guy caught with?

Right, so this is like probably five or six months after he left the Shulie network. And then he decided like, oh, you guys want to talk to me? I'll tell you what was going on over there. So we did these interviews and I remember this very well. The guy was talking about what money he made and that would made big news. But he also said like, I don't have any problem with those guys. You know, it was a fun gig and we got to do the shows and I don't know. You know, he wasn't like so butthurt about it.

He's just like, Shuli's the worst and I would never work with them again. It was nothing like that. It was what everybody wanted it to be. That hate Shulie, but because ladies and gentlemen, it is insane, but we are 105 days out from the Pottstown massacre. And we're still talking about this thing. Poster gate day 105. Yeah.

So when was Pottstown was it April of last year or May? May. May of last year. So this is three and a half months later that they're interviewing him. So that's what we're talking about time wise. As far as the producers go, ESO was at the top for a while and then, you know, everyone else was kind of below him. So I don't know if you can hear me. I don't know if you can hear me. I don't know if you can hear me. I don't know if you can hear me. I don't know if you can hear me.

I don't know if you can hear me. I don't know if you can hear me. I don't know if you can hear me. I don't know if you can hear me. I don't know if you can hear me. I don't know if you can hear me. I don't know if you can hear me. I don't know if you can hear me. I don't know if you can hear me. There is what this guy is saying. 105 days after ESO arrest, he was still working for the Rico

Show according to Stut Joe Depot. Hey, was he arrested at Pottstown? 105 days, that's not accurate at all. And the guy goes, hey, does ESO still work there? I don't know as far as I know. I don't know. Yeah. He doesn't work there in many months.

He doesn't know. And honestly, when ESO Stopped working there is because he was having his issues with his wife as according to him this Julie And so she was just kind of like hopeful that he was gonna come back like resolve shit and come back So he never like announced that he said was gone And like I said the emails always came from ESO if you got invited on the show and shit So this guy's like yeah from what I know I don't know he might still be there and that's the smoking gun They're like then surely definitely know there's proof

Yeah, fucking and if that's such a depot guy was in that interview said hey You know what I heard is that I so dough got arrested for child porn and surely told him to go fuck himself And doesn't want anything to do with them John just wouldn't play that clip Well, or if he would have said yeah yeah, actually, he so who I used to report into was arrested under CP charges and she was trying to cover it up. That would be a smoking gun. That'd be specifically the smoking gun that these people are looking for. And it's not that at all.

It's not even close to that. So this is such a, I think such a depot was at Potsdam. I think he left shortly after Potsdam. Did I, I think I a depot was at Pottstown. I think he left shortly after Pottstown. Did are you? I think I remember him. I think I remember him like freaking out at Pottstown too. Okay. Maybe he came in for Pottstown. He didn't get equipment that he wanted. Okay.

Like I remember him complaining about... Oh wait! He talked about the budget he was given. He sent lists. Yeah. Okay. And he sent, he sent, he sent lists. I need this, I need this, and I need this. And then he showed up in Pottstown and nothing was there. Right. That's right.

Or, yeah. OK. So yeah, you might be right about that. I knew that there was some shit that went down for dabble con that he wasn't happy about. But yeah, you could be right about that. So this is John's conclusion. I agree with Brandon.

You knew. You know. In my opinion, you knew. My opinion. That's my allegation. Based on what? You knew. So it's such a weird thing to say. It's like in my opinion, you're guilty. Like well, either they're guilty or not, it's out of the opinion. But okay. Well, he even talked about Esau at one point saying, you know, allegedly guilty of no

No, if you have to say allegedly John when the guy That's not alleged at all and we could just speculate on that so this is what John is the best goddamn producer in podcasting history Had to keep him Resorting to again just a nonsensical argument that she was covering up for this for who fucking knows why. And then John goes on to prove that he filed an FBI report. This is hilarious. All right. So there is my and this took him three and a half minutes.

I could have done one of my speed up things again to show you how bad he is at computers. But you get the point. You know how it goes. I FBI Federal Bureau bureau of investigation. So I was not lying. There is one of the three reports that I filed with the FBI. So that was to prove that he filed a report with the FBI. Now the FBI has not contacted any of us.

So I don't think they're taking it seriously. So listen to this, Mike, you're not gonna be happy with what you're about to hear right here, but this is John claiming He's follows the FBI which I guess is supposed to scare us like no it just means you're pathetic You're going to the FBI because a 24 year old girl you were hitting on recorded your phone calls And I were laughing at you. That's sad dude. The FBI is laughing at you, too. Oh, absolutely ridiculous against illegally recorded phone calls in the two party consent state of California. And the shit way I knew they were illegal.

Lady K knew they were illegal and they still played it. Vinnie Paulino knew it was illegal. Comedy actor Carlson knew it was illegal and they still played it. And they still played the phone calls. What happened a blind bike you completely off the list. I knew it was illegal Kirk Minderhand really scared him away Crazy, that's all I can think of why else am I not on this list? It doesn't make any sense to me So all that proves that John's a Karen with the FBI

He would he would complain into them But guys and notice he used the his California address. Yes, well after leaving Abandoning his lease in California. He doesn't live there. He doesn't live there. So it's bullshit. But this is ominous right here stuttering. John will get His revenge Everything just says comes true. So now very nervous. He's gonna get his revenge on all of us Yeah, I thought I thought the tapes weren't going to get played I remember that the people that thought the tapes were gonna get played, they were in for a rude awakening as I recall.

Right, yep. Turns out everything that he said was false. Everything went perfectly to plan, and he's a loser who just threatens people with lawsuits and getting arrested, calls moms. One more clip on here. I still believe in him. I think you guys are going to prison. So this is we'll see it's gonna be a party one more clip

this is a super chair talking about Tony Michaels a par thanks for the two bucks you know about Tony Michaels dummy what say you okay so John used to have Tony Michaels on his show it became very apparent that Tony Michaels, that wasn't his real name. And he had been arrested for selling synthetic marijuana and spent prison time for it. But then he became reinvented as this political pundit who's by the way doing way better than John's got like 70,000 subscribers on YouTube. Tony Michaels is killing it compared to John. I think he's still part of the Midas Touch Brothers

network, whatever. So now John has to answer for why he was doing business with Tony Michaels and complaining about Shuli and ESO. And you know he's lying when he comes up with three excuses, not just one, but three. Tony Michaels did not engage in pedophilia. Okay. There's, there's number one. All right. So that's the bar now.

You have to engage in that for you to disavow someone. All right. And when I had him on, I never even knew about his, his crime. That's a lie. Everyone made you very aware of that. Okay. Let's see what else you got. And have you seen Tony? Have you seen Tony Michaels on my show in the past two, three years? I'm just asking for a friend.

Yeah. And why is that, John? You've explained it because he stopped returning your calls and emails. That's why it's not, that wasn't your choice to stop having Tony Michaels on your show. That was his choice to stop. Always thinks we can. I know he always remembers things incorrectly, which is quite a skill and talent. You hear that, John?

I said, do you have a skill and a talent for reinventing and rewriting history at all times? Very impressive, sir. All right, we are running very late. We're gonna fly through the rest of this, but knock it out. We're gonna knock it out, but we're gonna take our time for Annie.

Hey. What's up, Annie? Hi. Hi. Good to see you. Good to see you, we're on this week. Hello, Annie. Hi. Good to see you. Good to see you around this week. Hello Annie. Sorry, not to brag, Mike. Annie, are you ready to play a round of Who Set It with us? Yes.

Always exciting. This is exciting. I was happy to see that Who Set It made it back into the rotation today from Cardiff. Let's get right into it. Welcome to Who Said It? The official podcast game on WATP. Brought to you by patreon.com slash Cardiff Electric and the Cardiff Electric YouTube channel.

Subscribe today. Okay Carl and co-host who said it our first entry who said it our first entry I thought she might be porn bombing me who said it I thought she might be porn bombing me that sounds like it can only be stuttering John Melendez. What do you think Mike Geary? Boy options Mike are Chad Opie Ray DeVito Kevin Brennan Tom Myers Tommy the alien is stuttering John I don't know who else would think like that But it feels too obvious that it would be stuttering John so the closest I think would be Chad Zuma. Okay Yep, that's probably a good one. What do you think Annie?

First is that a new set of lips on Kevin Brennan over there? Yes It's her. Oh perfect. Perfect. All right. My answer is right Evita hmm Chris Chris KB. All right. Here we go one two Hmm. It's a Chris KB. All right, here we go. One, two, three, do the good thing. Yeah, but I think she might. I thought she when she said it, I thought she might be porn bombing me. Nice producer.

That's also something I didn't take into consideration. You know what I mean? If she wants to be solo and then I'll you know, and I just feel like I would be more easily distracted if it's just one person. I might let my guard down, so to speak. Our next one was Stevie Lou, the Lou man. What era was this that I missed from MLC? Remember the Lou man? Okay. Remember the loom in there, okay tree Just because you watch a certain type of porn Doesn't mean you're into that type of thing. Oh Who said it interesting? I want to say this is stuttering judge because it would make it way funnier. What do you think Mike? I

Think that's definitely John because he would cover to if it was slightly gay you would try and cover it up that feels like Yeah, just cuz you're watching this so dead poor does mean you're into it. No, it's actually definitely does Annie what do you think? Tommy the alien. All right producer Chris. I went Tommy the Myers. All right, let's go one two three I discovered All right, let's go. One, two, three. I discovered, damn it, if you watch porn as you sit in your car

doing the alternate side of the street parking thing, time flies by. And just because you watch a certain type of porn doesn't mean you're into that type of thing. I just want to put that out there for everybody. No, I didn't. Tough about you transport. I thought about it, but I didn't.

Our next entry in his car. Am I? On this avenue. Howard Stern? Who said it? I'm going to go Kevin Brennan on this one. Am I Howard Stern? I'm going to go Kevin Brennan on this one. I'm going to go Kevin Brennan on this one. I'm going to go Kevin Brennan on this one. I'm going to go Kevin Brennan on this one. I'm going to go Kevin Brennan on this one. Our next entry in his car. Am I having you Howard Stern?

Who said it? I'm gonna go Kevin Brennan on this one of my Howard Stern is the the quote What do you think Mike? I don't know if Cardiff would go back to back Opie's, but I want to say the Opester. Okay, he might you never know Annie I'm gonna pick stuttering John All right producer Chris. I went with stutcho also. All right, I think it's Kevin Brennan only because John would say like you're being like Howard Stern trying to control people. You might be responding to that one two

three the Frank Pellegrino game Building a team Wow Damn it becoming alt-right QAnon Conspiracy theory porn stars. However, you can get the clicks the likes The retweets. Okay cross the board Am I Howard Stern? Am I Chelsea lately? Am I Anthony Cool Mia? Am I Gavin Mcginnis? Am I in Colter? What am I? It doesn't matter. I'll do all of it. I need likes. Our next entry. So that was Chad Zuback for anyone playing at home

very toned-down Z-man right there This podcast serves as a tax write-off Who said it? Oh? Who's concerned about that sort of thing? We're gonna go I'm gonna go Tommy T. I Wanted to go somewhere else. I'll go to have a tea with anything Mike. That's gotta be my guy Tom Myers Tom Myers You think yeah, there's no money to me. Okay

What do you think Annie? That's where you're wrong? That's the right off part I guess Okay, fair enough. They're the ones who write it off You just write it off Jerry I'm gonna be Neil Brennan's brother I guess They're the ones who write it off Deal Brennan's brother and I went with time of the alien alien, okay I like the Kevin Brennan thing. He definitely talks about tax right now, so Joe, let's say one two three

But will we be able to solve the issues going on right now? Wow. The answer is simply this. Wow. I don't know. Why the fuck you asking me? I'm the host of a podcast that's able to operate solely because of Patreon contributions and the fact that this podcast also serves as a tax write off.

Stop asking me. Told you. Oh, you should have read it with that inflection. Tax write off! And then I went and now, lifestyles of the rich and famous. No, you should have read it with that inflection That's just two best friends connecting that's me knowing my guide time that was impressive yes You are the guy whose buddies are them well Let me just tell you no is real Palestine episode not to be confused with every other episode of his podcast right? Let me just tell you next who said it Carl. I'm gonna read a couple like that

One of them will be real. Okay. All right. Our final entry. Nice rack. All I need. Who said it? Oh, Ray DeVito hasn't got any love yet. I'll go Ray DeVito. Obviously I'm discouraged. I'm throwing at the towel. What do you think Mike Gehry? Stuttering John. Alright, what do you think Annie? Chad Zuma. Producer Chris? Now before you press play, yes. If Jerry Banfield was up on the screen, would anyone have chosen Jerry Banfield? Probably. Alright, you get this one, Carl.

Oh, you fucked up! I fucked up the card, yeah! Oh no, oh god! There's already seven fucking choices! There's gotta be eight now! Come on, man! I'm not a speed brain, but I put the wrong picture. I just like clean up my house, grab all I need, number three, just need, and D, agree to proceed,

shoot your seed, guarantee. Oh, so you wanted to put him instead of Ray, so I do it. Yes. Yeah, I'll take it. I'll give you that one. Now your ego is seeded. No, I know. Expectations, get an education.

Improve your situation, have good relations. Make operations and applications like prosenations. Give an explanation, make preparation, enjoy participation. Here's an observation. Make determination, a transformation, a consideration. Part of your ego, deflation, separation, motivation, calculation, inspiration. That's not an observation. Now you know who said it.

Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. Now you know who said it sit Eugene sit good dog Very good that rap in there All right guys. This has been fantastic. We went very long today I was trying to avoid that but then at noon John put on this yeah these. Yeah another segment. I wasn't even planning on today. That would be irresponsible But thank you very much for coming on blind Mike people should go to blind Mike net because you have not one not two But three fantastic shows that's right I want you to are these socials that I do with Carl every Thursday at 6 watch Watch that tomorrow live or listen to it wherever you get podcasts. But also the Blind Mike Project every Sunday at 10 a.m.

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Not a whole lot right now But if you want to see me you should get one of the last tickets to Detroit the magic bag October 25th Tickets are almost sold out. That's why everyone's going to see Annie she'll be there with us in Ferndale October 25th all right I'm gonna pause these voicemails real quick guys and then we'll get out of here because I have a fantasy football draft starting in 14 minutes We gotta go alien alien What the heck is an alien you don't catch an alien Carl Aliens don't exist Okay, Ali aliens don't exist. Okay Aliens don't exist.

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What do you mean? Just when you thought John has left the internet because he wanted to starve out the trolls from content Yeah, he pops up Sunday morning with his two worst guests the Army Major and Brian Caram They're not great. It's unbelievable. Doesn't this guy have a back phone? Can't he stay away? Unbelievable. Doesn't this guy have a back phone? Can't he stay away? Is he addicted to the internet? Does he need super chat at $2 a clip for insults? What's the matter with this guy? Stay away, John.

We don't want you. And worse yet, he's still lip smacking. Oh, I know. It's crazy. It's worse than ever. Rock and roll. Rock and roll, Gary. You know, it's fun for us to all be like, John, get off the internet, we didn't even watch you. Then, as soon as he comes out, I'm like, oh, I got 14 clips out of here of John talking about. I know I'm as guilty as anyone,

but I always think I'm sick of stuttering John and then I'm not. I kinda was today. I was like, oh, he's just boring. He's doing exactly what we thought he would do. Well, I Guess but when he was trying to connect the dots with this muttering J video and sure he's guilty He's just not good at this. He's just bad Well, I don't know if you if you watch any a political show we cover on potato soup

But he was so proud of himself. He pulled clips Yeah, he told the army major multiple look what I did look what I and I mean He just sat there and watched all the speeches that both these guys have already seen six times, right? And it was at least he tried pretty big feet for John though. It's very impressive We've got a bit of a bone to pick with producer Chris I'm just as a casual casual Steely Dan fan I was a little surprised to hear that Producer Chris say he hates Steely Dan. I

I'm surprised. Yeah, I thought that you could appreciate just for Musical talent or you know the way they Have surprising song writing Musical talent or you know the way they Songwriting All right, fuck you I agree with you. I was surprised too, and there was the same episode where I said I don't hate anyone. That's true And you're anti Steely Dan I am Kurt if what you're taking a steely Dan

They're on in the background I'm fine not offended by them, but I'm not gonna put them on either. That's crazy doc. It's a bold stance. I'm glad I went to you. I was gonna go to Michael, like Mike doesn't like music. I was literally googling like what's a Steely Dan song? I can't come up with anything right now.

All right, let's uh, the great Seamus checking in. Hoi hoi, great Seamus here. Whoever left that message for the first time, I'm gonna go to Michael. I'm gonna go to Michael. I'm gonna go to Michael. I'm gonna go to Michael. I'm gonna go to Michael. I'm gonna go to Michael.

I'm gonna go to Michael. I'm gonna go to Michael. I'm gonna go to Michael. I'm gonna go to Michael. I'm gonna go to Michael. I'm gonna go to Michael. I'm gonna go to Michael. Come up with anything right now. All right, let's The great sea moose checking in. Hey, holy holy great team is here Whoever left that message for Jenny jingles. You're gonna want to look up the creep off and call that show call that show instead I also gravity falls fucking rules. Oh Lady Babylon is like my favorite kind of insane person to listen to and that lastly leads me to has anyone heard from Lucy Typebox since that last one? Call me back. I don't think Lucy Typebox made it. Unfortunately, she's fine. I didn't know how to break. Oh,

she is okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I thought she was gone. Not to break the news everyone the great Seymour sent a DVD to Jenny jingles in the mail troll to Interesting troll to Tom Myers called into the show everybody And welcome to season 5 of Tom Myers versus the rest of the world the Paris 2024 Olympics just happened, which means that if Donald Trump were part of the Olympics, he would probably do the thing where it looks like he crapped his pants and then try to blame it on Joe Biden because he's a freaking idiot. the McConnell said he would not be running for president in the United States quarterly I Assume that he's talking about

the the Democratic Republican Convention of North Dakota Pretty good the impression's great. The jokes are perfect. The inflection. Yeah. First, it's like, so what just happened? Trump went and shit his pants. That's a tough joke. That's very good. It's pretty good.

I'm impressed. He writes those two things down and tries to connect them. Prep Boy Rick calling in. Hey, Carl. This is Prep Boy Rick. I just wanted to say that I'm sorry that I missed the DabbleCon, but that had to happen. Should be sorry. It's been too busy with the work.

Catching up on the podcast. It's good times. Really appreciate all the work you do. But I want you to know that I'm coming for you and I'm going to kill you in fantasy football, my friend. You're going down. And if you don't, if you cheat, because I know you're going to cheat if you don't if you cheat cuz I know you're gonna cheat I will sue you and the Commissioner mr. Commissioner himself

Will rule that I was right Peace brother Except for you know when I have to play you in fancy football Those weeks other other weeks you're fine, but those weeks not right Those weeks other other weeks you're fine, but those weeks not right. Are we gonna fantasy league together for a point Rick? Sounds that way. Yeah, I guess Interesting well during the draft let me know who you are because I didn't realize that It's a league. I'm in with the guys from the e-bombs world from back in the day

Kyle photographer checking in Carl. It's the cow for Tarzan made it to Portland So far I haven't heard any, the guy on the bus, well maybe he got hit by a car on the way from Idaho or something. Maybe. Anyway, I got a new Q-Kyle, got a new Kyle model. So look out for that. All right.

I think your advice Chris, just be the best Kyle photographer possible. So that's what I'm gonna do Yeah, bye guys. Does the new model talk like a 12 year old boy because We'd love to have her on the show sometime This is not the time to joke about that kind of stuff This Lucy white knight calling in this is take one I Am here to defend Lady Tightbox the name. I saw Lady Babylon. Yeah. I keep her message

to him. And I'm not doing this because fuck it. never mind. Poor guy. Nothing but actually talking to Lucy got nervous. I like Lady Tightbox. That name might stick. I like that. So we called Beckett and tried again. Take two. I just saw Lady Babylon insult Lady Tightbox. And I'm here to defend Lady Tightbox. Not because of her looks these

kind of a fix at best but because He is a smug prick and she is part of the WHP ATP family and deserves to be protective Call me back. Okay. I mean that calling you're a six might actually get you somewhere. So I like Call me back. Okay. I mean that calling your six might actually get you somewhere. So I like oh, yeah Like your strategy there, sir. It's probably good Fun times Mike you're awesome

Hey, you guys are okay yourselves now. You can't see this but I'm saying I'll see you tomorrow at w8s Thank you for letting me know and Chris, what are you doing? Any Cardiff love you guys Fuck a duck we didn't get it today