Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep549 - DKs Way
Episode Date: September 1, 2024Daugne Keith is a woman who claims to be a comedian. She hosts a podcast that basically is a rip off of Who Are These Socials, the show I cohost with Blind Mike. Her and her amusing friends watch craz...y videos on social media and offer their witty takes. Well, change amusing to ponderous, change crazy to tedious, and change witty to brainless. Trucker Andy joins us and brings clips that are inaudible. He’s a pro. For cringe of the week we check in on Marijuana Happy Hour and Dane Cook. Paddy Brokenskull dropped a new podcast episode and he’s very proud of his new music endeavors. Steel Toe has disappeared from the internet since it came out that he has a warrant for a felony count of nonconsensual dissemination of private images (aka revenge porn). Stuttering John is starting a new beef, this time with Chad Zumock. We also have another round of To Poke A Dabbler, the internet news, and your voicemails. Tickets for the Magic Bag in Detroit on October 25th – http://watplive.com/ Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop Trucker Andy’s podcast – https://allapologiespodcast.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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We'll be reviewing a show called DK's way
This was a suggestion from Jay in the discord. We have all listened separately. We've not discussed it was a beforehand
Let's get into it. This is a show that's hosted by Donnie Keith
famous comic Donnie Keith is the host the episode I checked out had a couple guests on it Megashia and
sireya
Silvers spelled the way it sounds yeah
Something like that. So what start off I'll start off with
Showing you today's topic. She wants to this is a funny comedy show with the comics and singers and actors a different mix of people
But of course DK is always
Hosting the show and she gets us started with today's topic.
Tonight's topic, if you're just tuning in for the first time,
DK's Way is a comedian's commentary and reaction show. And I have guests that do all types of
things tonight. I got singers in the house, comedian in the house,'s a slash slash slash and I got siree here she's the
same with Charlie Wilson
yes following this because understand what's going on right here well I mean
that's the way I talk all the time
I just find this song sing songy bullshit every so the other sentence sighs silver is the woman on the far right that she just introduced
Okay, she's the daughter of a guy who was in the R&B group the Silvers you ever heard of that
No, me neither. I checked it out. It was terrible. It's almost generic 70s
Motown R&B crap you've ever seen but they treat her like she's a huge celebrity out here, which is fun
It seems like a Jaguar rights kind of yeah, I sang backup for JZ once so everybody better like bow down
Yeah, brace yourself ten feet to start him. What was the name of that?
Documentary all right, so let's break down. What's really going on with the show. Why does the show exist? What are they doing?
Oh, anyway, let's get into these videos. We got to talk about it these people what they do
That's I couldn't even think of another name except
Okay good transition and now there's an Instagram real being pulled up and
Okay, finally starts off Good transition and now there's an Instagram reel being pulled up and
Okay, finally starts off
This is why I'm very annoyed with the show. They're blatantly ripping off W ATS. Yeah, this is who are these socials for black people and
I would just have liked a phone call, you know, she'll at least gave me a phone call before he ripped me off. I just want to hear that you're doing it It's just a courtesy. Just a courtesy is all we need
So I want to play this for is a little bit of a longer clip
But this is their first breakdown of a video on the show. So like 12 minutes in they go
Okay, let's start watching these, you know after they crack each other up and stuff. Let's start watching these videos
this is a video some kid put like shoe polish on her face or something and so they're trying to wash it off and
They're just watching this kid with her mom trying to get this shit off of her face and it's not that interesting
It's cute
Freaking out a little bit fun It's not coming off really good. I think it's cute, but... Thor, please get it off! I'm so sorry!
I'm sorry, we're sorry.
We're sorry, we're sorry.
We're sorry, we're sorry.
Please, please, please, please.
I'm sorry, we're sorry.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why? Why? I know, that's part of the problem here. I wouldn't be putting this on the internet if I was mom.
I think mom put the shoe polish on.
That's very possible.
What am I thinking about getting my face painted?
I see the kids freaking out, it's kind of funny. It's kind of fun.
This goes on a little too long.
Go down a little too long
All right, so now They cut the volume now it goes to her Instagram page and then
They go back to the video again
And then it starts again, and then it stops again, and now it's okay now great now. Let's go. What do we got ladies?
So the production this is terrible. I'm sure you noticed that oh yeah
They're very bad at wanting this type of show like things come up. They don't come up. They have volume
They don't have volume they start they stop, but who cares about that. I want to know what's their take gonna be on that video
We just saw they got to have some really funny comedic bits since they're comedians, right?
Now y'all
Kids be doing some way out shit you tell them don't and they do it anyway.
And that's what her little badass get.
Putting that shoe polish all over her face thinking she wanted to be a black woman or whatever she was trying to be.
And when that shit would come off she got the prey of the blue heads with together.
What in the fuck? What's going on right now?
That was her take on that we just watched a minute-long video she was a Frenchie school broadcast
I think so kids be doing crazy stuff. Yeah, they sure do. They sure do be
They'd be saying the damnedest things too. I don't know
Any do you have a clip or an example of something that sums up the show for you on here?
Well, the clip that sums up the show for me is clip my clip 2. This is
You know technical problems. It's amateur hour. It's you know it's hack
shit
I'm 25. But no, the sound is terrible.
Exactly.
It's not.
They can't stop pounding on the table.
This is not Dilly Dally.
I ran through the alley. Sally blue valley What's wrong cuz you look dumb since you said it's all because of you
You got away and now her gator
Exactly so I
Your audio gonna be like this cuz we can't hear it fucking had to be because it was so bad
I'm not a miracle worker
Fucking de-esser I put D noise I
Cued it. I just put the volume up. It wouldn't do it sounded. It's terrible
Unlistenable so I did that for your benefit, okay, because it it's just it was a cacophony
They have nice microphones, but they don't know how to use this equipment
No sound engineer or something in there.
The one that I was watching,
you can't hear them. They don't really recognize what the microphone does. They think it's just part of a set.
So they'll be talking over here to each other. The one lady's way back here talking.
It's like you got to get near the fucking microphone. Why am I not there yelling at them?
That's one of the things I do very well on this show. Yes. Yelling people, right? You're the best.
But this one, I looked at the
Description of the show yes on YouTube and it said we may be bout to get ignorant
the description of the show and
This spell check even do
Sure they misspelled commentary
On their logo commentary was one of I'm like this has to be on me. I have to look
Questioning right in the description, so I know that they did it
Commentary kids spell hurricane so the guest on this is hurricane this was called the draft
This is America, and we've got hurricane and Ron Cole and young poncho
Oh young poncho sweet young poncho seems to be a fixture though. He's cut on more than a couple of his
He's like the trucker Andy of this show okay about his funny
Word for it, then so it clipped one
Called a game DK wants to kick off the show and help you know low t-mails like me
Help fix their broke dicks
From my sponsor a game a game is not
Oh my gosh, she was digging into her it looks like an ass
Yeah, we can't hear this buddy just gasped out you need that action I
Thought I was doing us a favor. It sounds
But it's really sounds but like in post yeah if Ed wants to like pump this up it's gonna sound like shit yeah but you either want to hear it or not you got to
pick one or the other I guess it's super frustrating because she's very aware of
the microphone she was just holding it and like she's her nose is going into
them like yeah it's ever mouth right it's almost covering your eyes that's
what you keep hearing so anyway this is like a blue chew commercial or something yeah, yeah
So she's feeding her co-host boner pills hoping that one of them is gonna get so horned up
They'll call her or something, but she's pulling like Cheetos out of her bra
You know she's just
The episode I watched was sponsored by this like pre-roll joint they had.
Oh, okay.
On the set.
So that was interesting.
They know who their target audience is.
Let me, yeah.
Let me back up a little bit because this woman fancies herself a comic, this Donny Keith.
And so I thought, well, I want to see what the standup looks like.
Let's see what kind of comedy we're getting into.
And I thank y'all for coming out to see me, but I did notice some of y'all have bigger asses than me.
How is that possible?
She's a very big woman. But apparently the joke here, and she's wearing this dress,
you can't, thankfully, you can't really see what's doing. But I guess the joke
here is that she doesn't have a big ass or not the right kind of big ass or something
I don't really have the right kind
Don't appreciate that shit
Cuz I got jokes
He's like you can have all the titties you want
But don't get your ass in that ass line
Cuz he knew I'd be disrespectful with it. I'd be walking across the street, dropping shit on purpose.
I've seen, he's like, you can't have no ass.
Like I notice when y'all go to the club, people with big asses, they'd
be popping it like bow bow. Ask for this. My ass, I got to shake my thighs bitches.
I don't understand how this is humor. What's the joke there?
It's the way she says it. I thought just automatically laugh.
Yeah, it seems to be just all the character acting out part of it because I'll play another
clip from this stand up show.
So she talks about growing up her and her brother.
I'm ignorant as fuck.
Just thought y'all should know that shit.
You know, you're here for a
reason ignorance yeah my brother crazy though you know when we was little
speaking of it was funny because we watched Soul Train every Saturday.
See y'all generation, y'all don't get to see that good shit like Soul Train, American Band
Stand, shit like that.
And one day we was dancing in Soul Train.
But every Thursday, every Saturday this nigga get thirsty and I'm like, why are you thirsty?
And it'd be a Kool-Aid see kool-aid had the gang fucked up
He made ghetto kids real thirsty on Saturdays
On acid
Following this at all the food be dancing the soul trainer their brother would get thirsty
Because kool-aid made kids thirsty on Saturdays in the ghetto
Tom Myers is really like jealous. Some scribbling at his notepad.
I gotta catch up.
We dancing in the Soul Train,
so we working up a sweat already.
We in there just dancing.
Do da da da da da da da.
Hey sis, guess what?
I helped Kool-Aid.
He come and visit us,
and we gonna be, we gonna have all the kool-aid
But I was one of them sisters the hell they let you know what life was about
So I was like look you dumb little motherfucker. Let me tell you something
I mean you guys want to hear the rest of the story
Well, it seems likely that the kool-aid man would show up to borrow her clothes because they're the same size
Good point. Oh yeah.
At the beginning here, DK's telling her backstory and that woman, Sy, is just making noises the entire time.
Like, you're one, no one can talk into a microphone. In this one, she can't stop making noises into the microphone.
Because I grew up on the dysfunctional side as she did it's a little different
You know we went in the Jackson's and stuff like that my mom's song background with the Shirelles
And my dad worked for Motown for over 30 years catching the Holy Spirit
Boy wait till I tell those stories in my special
Rodney Perry I'm holding you to that.
He wants to produce my special.
You heard her.
Look, that's not what listening is.
That's not active.
Amen.
Preach.
But the other thing that really annoyed me about this was not just that.
It's this DK cracking herself up.
And normally on these types of shows, host starts laughing the other two will be polite
Like oh, yeah, it's funny. No, not this time. They don't know what she's laughing at
Good stuff, I think she's a little time or or something sometimes because she's very sing-songy and
Cracking up over shit. That's not funny. That's what fat people do. That is well, that's true. They're jolly
That is a good point
So they watched this other video
Where this little girl?
Shaves her head the top of her head. I shouldn't say she's a little girl. I don't know. She is
Shaves the top of her head and then leaves like the back and the sides. And
they're like, wow, that's crazy that she would do that. So listen to the question. Now this
is the banter after watching that video. This is how you can see that blind Mike and me
are pretty good at this because these people are terrible at it. As she tries to get a
conversation going with her co-host mega Shia. I think that's what her name is or mega Shia
Like Shia, I don't know something like that
Picture the middle looks like Chappelle is black Gallagher
That's a good description
That's a good description. You're a stylist.
You want to write.
Somebody comes in your chair and they're like, okay, I want you to just do this, this part.
You know, I want the back like a Shaolin.
I just want like a karate movie going on in the back and in the front.
You know, I want it like a karate movie, man.
We're bald right here.
Believe my baby hairs
And how much you gonna charge her?
So let's say that you're a stylist and person comes in wants the karate man look of course someone walks in and says I'd
Like the Larry fine, please yes right away. How much you gonna charge? How is that a funny question?
Okay, I will charge like 275
It's 275 a funny response to that
How much you gonna charge? I would charge you 35. Oh my god. I wasn't ready for that. What? Oh, that's nuts
This is why we have you on the show. It's great
so after the karate movie man stuff we get into an ad read. And this ad read is
bizarre.
We go what you look like today.
Freedia Trappers on Crenshaw, King Boulevard. They got four
of these for $20. So they got the best flower. They got great
prices. But you know, that bad and bougie.
You come down here on Saturday, you gonna win a joint.
So back to the show at hand.
So the advertisement is for a brick and mortar dispensary.
And I looked it up, it's out in LA somewhere.
And they're like, yeah, our responses,
they buy the place down the street.
If you want to go over there
and get four pre-rolls for 20 bucks.
Sounds like a blast. Okay, let's see you there. That's different. It's like Aaron Imholz style of advertising
Hey, if you need to tell I know a guy
My cousin yeah, that's his fucking ad reads out here
And then so we continue on with this hilarious video they saw
Because what make you cut off the front of your hair have you ever done a weird shit to your head siree?
Like shave the side a little bit yeah, that's how it is now you have a mohawk and it's shaved to the sides
No, just look at me
Definitely not I respect my image too much my god. Just the pom-pom from a knit hat
Carl I know all my clips are fucked up, but fortunately yeah the last two are
Designed to feature how fucked up the show is it doesn't matter that they're fucked up great because this show is fucked up
Yeah, so in clip 9 they called this technical issues suddenly a producer chimes in and they just throw to
Yeah producer if you could believe it
They just throw to like the Simpsons drunk cameraman or the dog pulling the plug out
Yeah, and it stays like this for over seven minutes, okay
Proof to them
Okay, yeah, we gotta take a quick break five five minutes something's going on with a tech
Always assume a hot mic and they just leave this in for seven minutes straight. This is the show just looking at that
Yeah, I guess it's live
This show starting to get that impression. Does it have to be though? No probably shouldn't be I would imagine
So you could just go straight into clip 10 because you would hope that they figured out all the issues
But you'll come back and sound amazing a half hour later. This happens, okay?
The issue but you'll come back and sound amazing a half hour later this happens, okay?
And they're just carrying on like nothing's wrong nobody's saying hey the audio
This goes on for like two minutes straight, and the one guy's just staring at his phone Just texting doesn't know the show came back on
I'm just texting doesn't even know the show came back on
Telephones that went better. Yeah, this is brutal. Yeah. Well when you're talking about the producers
They start getting loose by the end of the episode I was watching and everyone in the room there has to be like four or five people behind the camera. They're all just talking
Everyone just like not even with microphones. Everyone's just having conversations. And then they gonna put Peter Guns on here to host. I was like, how you gonna put the biggest cheater
in the world on cheaters?
To host cheaters?
This is disrespectful in his family.
Yeah, I don't do that no more.
That shit was funny.
Oh my goodness, I was just watching it the other day.
I was high as hell watching this shit the other night.
Yeah, it was already mean.
Wiley got this nigga.
He's like, yeah, so how do you feel no fuck that about him?
Fuck that show
So right
Stracted everyone's talking off-mic and carrying on it's like are we still doing a show do we forget that this is broadcasting right now?
I don't like cheaters all my baby daddies are on that I don't watch that. Oh, that's
Ridiculous so they set up they're gonna watch this video of someone getting caught cheating out at something
I don't even know I'm Usman Parker. I don't even know what it is and
He's fucking a water slide the setup to this video is
One of the dumbest questions I've ever heard.
Anyway, back to DK's way.
Let me set this up for you.
Oh no, at the show.
Now she found her man with another woman at the show.
Now, before I have him push play,
let me ask you ladies a question.
Have you ever caught your man in the act of cheating?
Mm-hmm, I have.
Was your reaction violent, positive, or negative?
I have a positive one, and I have a negative one.
Violent, positive, or negative?
Positive one.
What did you do during the positive one?
During the positive was only because my son was there
and I was late to work, like I was on my way to work.
It's awful.
So it was almost like in front of the baby,
lose the job, I had no time for the foolishness,
but I definitely let him know I knew everything.
I knew what was going on.
You know what I mean?
How professional.
She's worried about work.
That's positive.
Positive is I joined in.
Right.
And I didn't let my son watch.
I was trying to think, like, how would you answer that?
So then she asks her other guest the same question and gets the answer you'd expect. I mean, some negation. You know I'm gonna ask you, was yo, when you caught your man,
was it positive or negative? I'm gonna say negative. Yeah, I'm gonna say negative. I'm gonna say
probably negative, like when the guy was cheating on you and you found out, you
caught him in the act, negative. Yeah. I didn't enjoy it. What the fuck kind of question is that?
In the act? Like, what do you stand there and process it? Like, I don't want to overreact here.
Yeah, well, you know what? I mean, don't stop on my account. Right.
This is so stupid. He's got a smaller dick than me, so. It's not a good question.
It's not so bad, I guess. so then they go and they watch this video
So they tell these stories these crazy stories are like chasing women out of the apartment and running down the street and
Threatening them and getting into fights and all this crazy shit, and then they go okay. Let's watch this video now of this happening
anyway anyway
alright, so this video is
Terrible it should be good.
It's like a woman walks up and sees her man with another woman.
It should be spicy.
Fireworks! Yeah, let's go!
This is how talk show, daytime talk show hosts have a career of this kind of shit.
You don't know her. What's going on down here? talk show hosts have a career of this kind of shit.
What's going on down here? All right.
So now a guy comes down with a microphone.
Look at me.
Ma'am, what's going on here?
What's going on?
I just found Terrence here with somebody else.
So who is he?
Terrence, come on.
Who is he?
With my boyfriend. How long you been with him? Three years.. Who is he?
How long you been with him?
So who is she?
I don't know who she is, but all I know is we need to be going like right now.
Right now.
What's wrong?
You're not moving and you have to move right now.
Are you going to take her? Oh, me?
No, excuse me. There. You all together? Yeah, we're together. Oh, they're together. So is this your wife? Yeah. Oh, so you've been with him?
Can't be married to two people. You can't do it.
For three years, I guess he's been married and you didn't know this.
No!
This is a terrible acting.
Yeah.
So what are you gonna do about this?
I'm a jazz, you know.
You'll see me.
What the fuck was that?
Awake! That was the worst video possible. That's what their content is and their show. You'll see me What the fuck was that away
That was the worst video possible. That's what their content is and their show like oh you guys gonna love this video
This woman finds out that her boyfriend's married and walks away. We're gonna watch a war of the roses
Yeah, right action video like it's totally fake either way if it was scripted or not it sucks
Yes, very much so now. I know what you guys are thinking.
That kind of sucked the fun out of the room.
Let's get back to some comedy.
Are you ready for the longest setup for a joke ever done?
This is something else.
The pandemic got me realizing something
of who my real friends are.
I see the pandemic let me know I don't have no real bitches.
For real, because you take a thousand pictures before the pandemic. So during the pandemic
everybody want to go throwback Thursday and throw out them pictures you took at the club.
Now everybody had their poses. We was all looking cute. Now didn't we all look into that camera after we took that picture
bitch and say yes this one. This is the picture. All your friends we vain we
gonna go through the pictures and look you're not just about to post no
bullshit but they still found a way to post some bullshit. Okay? Still find a way.
Miss gon' tag me in my arm fat.
It's a long ways to go for that.
I don't think you needed a lot of those words in there.
Could've gotten right to the part where
there's photos of you being fat on the internet
that your friends posted.
And that's not their fault that you're
are that disgusting.
Troye Smith says this is the worst Eddie Murphy character
ever. It might just be
This gonna tag me in a stretch mark canal
So I guess it's her friend's fault that she's fat according to that?
Definitely her friend being funny, not her.
Yeah, I'll give you that.
Alright, I don't know, I think that's enough of this show.
I don't get it.
They don't do a great job of the whole point of it, to make fun of videos they see on the
internet and they have no idea how to do that.
And they picked the worst videos to check out
Bad any other thoughts on this Andy. I'm sorry. We couldn't really hit your clips. That's my fault
It's terrible. They're not funny the production value is low and
The editing is bad. I wonder if the
Frank what if their numbers are real. And they're ugly too.
These videos get like 10,000 views.
You would think this would be one of those channels we found where they get 30 views
and you're like, okay, whatever.
Right.
But it's relatively new and it seems like it's a growing channel.
They have a whole website that's...
It's really bad.
Yeah.
It's very dated, the website.
But there's other channels that are part of this network or another shows
I say that are part of this network, and it all looks so bad. I never want to revisit it again
I think that's why they take till the end of the year round up
Figure out what the worst one is maybe
So I think it's time for our
And we have a couple cringe of the weeks this week
I'm gonna start off with Nick Tucker sent this in remember our buddy Johnny Kush from marijuana happy hour
Oh, yeah, so Johnny if we know anything about him. Yeah, he likes smoking weed, but he also likes fucking
That's one of his favorite pastimes and now we're gonna hear all about that as he sums up the last couple weeks of his life
Okay, that's why I quit
I'd be honest with you that I'm drinking and the truth meter is out
So I was getting drunk blackout drunk every night picking up girls picking up girls. I'll bumble off of Tinder
Facebook I mean it's picking up chicks everywhere. Let's get to the point where like I'd even take some from Craigslist.
It was bad to sex addiction and it led to doing drugs and I let it,
and I spun out of control and I woke up one day and my penis hurts so bad.
I had to go to the doctor and he goes, you got, you got gonorrhea. And he goes,
you don't have like any regular gonorrhea. You have super gonorrhea and he goes you don't like any regular gonorrhea you have super gonorrhea good for you
Uh, you probably want to contact your sexual partners in the last two weeks and forget where you got the
gonorrhea and I I couldn't
Doctor says how many sexual partners have you had in the last 90 days and I said
partners have you had in the last 90 days and I said 70 he's like what I said yeah maybe 60 70 I mean they I was banging one two chicks every night and
then they high-fived this guy just does nothing but lie yeah just nothing but
nonsense stories that he tells I guess he's still up to that it's still his
thing that he does yeah I don't think anyone's buying that. No wonder it's not very popular, I guess. He's been open about paying for sex before,
so that kind of negates anything that he just said. That's a good point. It's like, yeah,
pick up chicks on Facebook and Craigslist. Okay. Why not just stick with those dating
apps you mentioned before? That would be more realistic and people might actually believe
you on that. Andy, you brought brought in a cringe of the week as well
Yeah, I was up at one in the morning drinking whiskey in the dark the other night
Doom scrolling on Twitter and I came across Dane Cook's
Jane Cook posted this himself and I suddenly I started feeling better about myself. Okay
he And I suddenly I started feeling better about myself, okay he
He's kind of like the blueprint for like Delia and all these people like
What this lady we just watch words like if I just put my hand on my hip and say something silly
That's a punchline right so you would think that being the guy that
Spawned all these hacks you would kind of try and
pivot away from that and
What's that's all the only thing you know how to do?
It's the only thing he knows how to do because this is Dane cook
Trying to do crowd work, and it's so embarrassing we don't really it's three minutes long
So we don't necessarily have to watch the whole thing you'll get the idea, but he looks like shit. He's got nothing
It's it was just so sad. Oh, we all love crowd work. Let's see it here
The weirdest
Right such an interesting
Right? Such an interesting...
Who did that?
What was that?
I loved it.
It was kind of an interesting...
What did that mean?
What was that?
Was that like an emphasis?
Was that some kind of punctuation on what I just said? I really wantahhh! I really want to know,
like where did that come from, that sound?
Share something with us, please.
I don't need five people answering, okay?
This isn't, I don't want mob mentality here, okay?
I want single mindedness,
and I'd like one person to lead this deposition, thank you.
Why did you go, Nyeeeahhh?
Who? lead this deposition thank you why did you go yeah I'm looking in the wrong
direction read your Bible man I'm looking in the exactly right direction
that the Lord tells me I should be looking at
call Christ and have him come over and jump into your heart. Thank you
Talk to the audience. Oh god, this is always death
That was death these people we're gonna keep going. I'm torturing everyone. Oh, it's it's I mean I'm getting
This feels all over again
This guy used to sell out arena. I know it's crazy
My brother went to see him recently at the casino
Over by by Sarah. Did he say that he killed it and he was back. Yeah, my brother has bad taste and stuff
With shoppers the dragon
Your brother opened for him. With Chopper the Dragon.
But the problem is that these guys,
you know Matt Rife obviously, famously does this,
these guys all post their crowdwork stuff
because they don't burn material.
But it's their worst stuff a lot of times.
Like just watch this, I would never go see
Dane Cook, this is so torturous.
Not impressive.
Fine, fuck you. see Dane Cook this is yeah this is so torturous not impressive he spent 90
seconds on a sound that he heard from the audience he thought he was gonna
turn that into gold yeah and eventually just he goes okay I guess that wasn't
interesting and then he goes hey look this guy's wearing a collared shirt. Yeah, okay. Let's see what he goes with those
Fuck you
Gussied up fucking collared shirt on your hand on her knee
There's a glass of water yeah did she just come out of
patella tendon surgery and you're protecting her knee all over not just her
knee I think he'll do whatever Jesus tells him to do you should call up Christ and get a clue on that
Right you fucking idiot for not talking to me you fucking idiot
You could have talked to the famous comedian and they're gonna go home and say why didn't I talk to Dane Cook?
No, I'm starting to enjoy this. Put your hand on her knee. Now! Jesus Christ.
What a joke.
That could have been so fun and funny, you and me.
And instead you had to go fucking slapstick, drop and shit all over the place like a fucking,
like a foolish fool.
The other thing too, so he's reacting to the kid dropping his drink. No one in the crowd can see that.
Yeah, I've been to these comedy clubs where someone starts teasing someone in the front row. I'm like, yeah, I don't know what you're looking at.
Yeah, well, we're over here. I don't know what the guy's shirt looks like. We don't know what the fuck is going on.
I gotta talk to this guy, but I wanted to come over and say hi to you.
I like your whole thing that you got going on.
I gotta talk to this guy, but I wanted to come over and say hi to you. I like your whole thing that you got going on.
But I look at them and I'm like, wow, I want to go hang with them later.
I look at you, I want to go home and play Grant Uptown.
I want to design him and play in Vice City as him.
OK.
Right?
Both hands on the knee at this point.
Two hands.
Wow. Wow. And then he promotes his tour. I certainly hope that kid got laid that night because if Dane ruined it for him, I would be pissed. Well, yeah, I think he probably
spoiled the mood, I would imagine. That's what it looked like to me.
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Alright, I'm excited to tell you that this week on the Patreon I finally was able to sign up for a new episode dropped. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me... I don't wanna know.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me you don't like my show.
Don't tell me...
I don't wanna know.
Because that's absurd.
Patrick Michael, Patty Broken Skull, Patty C Cups, Patty Pukewater, he recently put out a post
talking directly to me, complaining that I review
all the stuff that he puts up, which is not true
because he's been doing a ton of music stuff lately.
And actually he's been emailing the Patreon
whenever he goes live, so I've actually caught him live
a couple times this week, which is really boring
because he's just playing this music
that he's been doing. He's not really talking very much so he finally sits down and he wants to do a
podcast and of course like Patty is he's very confused as to whether he wants to be doing it
or not and how he feels about it. But anyways you guys know what we're here for. I'm excited about
this and not really. Truth is I come in guys know what we're here for. I'm excited about this.
And not really.
Truth is I come in here, I start recording and in my head I'm thinking, well, this is going to suck.
It's going to be boring.
I'm going to hate it.
I'm not going to have anything to talk about.
And then by the end, I'm actually pretty excited and happy with the final product.
Uh, what does that mean?
Absolutely nothing.
The guy's in his own head at all times.
Yeah.
He's just overthinking everything.
He's like, should I say I'm excited?
I probably shouldn't have said I'm excited
because I suck and this sucks,
but it's okay sometimes, right?
I can just back up and this is pretty good.
But is it though?
I don't think so.
It's probably not.
I don't forget I said that.
What?
Is that how you start?
Yeah, it's amazing that he can get anything done at all.
Yeah.
He seems paralyzed by his own insecurity. Jody B points out the discord.
Yeah, that that note to me saying that I make fun of everything he does. He does that MMA podcast
that we've never reviewed. And he also started doing that new podcast with that MMA guy,
because they will get together and chew the shit for the first 1520 minutes. And then that turned
into a show. And I've checked out a couple episodes of that. It's very boring. So I haven't really
done any reviews on that
So there but this is another one where only Patrick Michael can say something like this
So I'm not I've heard the song but I didn't listen to the song if that's fair
I've heard the song but I didn't listen to it if that's fair. I don't know what that means
Is he being philosophical? I don't know to it, if that's fair. I don't know what that means. Is he being philosophical?
I don't know.
Oh God, John, I didn't get the clip
but John again the other day goes,
if a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it?
It's like, that's not the fucking saying,
it's not what that means.
Is it loud?
He's a fucking idiot.
So he is now doing some death metal vocals,
his scream vocals to songs that we're familiar with
Uptown Funk So that takes a fun song and makes it awful.
I don't know who would enjoy that version of it.
I got talked about this on my show by the most recent episode.
I got in a dust up with Patrick Michael.
Oh, did you in In the Patreon comments.
Oh.
I mean, you pay, so you probably didn't get this message.
But he started bitching at the free tier people.
Because I joined on the free tier
because I was waiting for something to show up.
No, no, I'm just like, well, maybe he'll start putting out a show.
And if episodes start coming out on a regular basis
Maybe I would consider spending two bucks
So he just starts
Yelling at everybody in the free tier. Oh, what it was two two dollars too much for you like what the fuck
I gotta start doing that and it sounds fun
The poor and I go I mean I'm just in the free tier
I you know I put content on my free tier for people to maybe like entice them and disjoining
Yeah, and so I said you know sometimes people put content in the free tier
I think I don't go on in like bitching people for eight quarters and
He starts saying well your show sucks, and he has no idea what my show. He's never no
He doesn't even know he didn't go watch free content. He doesn't know what the name of the show is
Just like your your shit suck. I mean he's right, but he doesn't know that he's right
Yeah, so then he starts emailing me directly oh
Wow, and they're just saying that yeah sweet. I don't exactly your fight me basically
But in the end I was just like dude you got any tips on how to put on a good show
But in the end I was just like dude you got any tips on how to put on a good show?
Because you're fucking cautionary tale at best and then I just unsubscribe from his patreon
Fuck it need this in my life
By your interaction with Patrick. I was like you can just watch your patreon numbers go down. It's fine Oh, that's what he wants until he doesn't want that
That's not what he wants that he asked you to sign up, but then he says no you can't find me
I'll block you this show
I mean the kind of distance is all over the place
Rusty Mertz is I love the carol said chew the shit
I caught myself too because now I'm starting to do the things that annoy me about like John or other people
And it's just like how chance are doing the hype train to goof on Aaron and then also just like that's his thing now doing
The hype trade like now I'm saying chew the shit. That's how I talk and sheers if you start lip-smacking. I'm out of here
Yeah, no shit the lip smacking with John out of control is Gary and San Diego will tell you so he plays this song
Uptown funk his version the screamo version oh yeah, and then
Wraps it up with this
Alright, so there it is a
little
metal version of the infamous and famous uptown funk Bruno Mars track.
Does anyone know what infamous means?
Why do people think things are infamous?
That song is not infamous.
It's a very catchy pop song. It was very popular when it came out.
It's just famous. It's just famous.
It's just famous. It's just famous Famous
The infamous El Guapo all right, so
Pet is very proud of this work. He's been doing lately. He's been generating AI music, and he's all about it now
I think I'm gonna show this too, and then we'll get into some dumb
AI generated music cuz I love it as well as dumb as it is
I'm having a great time doing it,
and it's coming out better than I ever imagined.
It's essentially like being a label owner,
and having a great song, and giving it to each person,
saying, show me what you have.
Show me what your thoughts on this song could be.
I would like to hear it.
It's like being a label owner?
That's insane. And then telling people, show me what you
got. Show me what you got. I want to see what you got. I don't think he knows what owning
a label means. I'm proud of it. It's not like being a pimp. I'm proud of typing a prompt
into my computer and the computer doing all the work for me. I'm proud of that.
Well, it's you're right. I thought for sure because he's talking about how when you go and generate AI music
you can make it instrumental.
So I assume that he was doing this thing that he does with all this other music that's actually recorded where he's making AI metal
tracks and then screaming over them. I assume that's what he was doing.
But apparently he's doing what you're talking about
Just letting the AI do all the singing and everything
But he gets very confused he plays another one of these tracks where he just does the freestyle screaming over metal music
And then he says this that's the most recent
Me doing vocals well not the most recent, but it's pretty damn close. At least as far as covers are concerned.
I've done some original stuff here.
That's the most recent me doing vocals.
We listen to Patty so much that we just gloss by
the way he phrases things.
That's the most recent me doing vocals, but maybe not.
No one's gonna call you on it.
You could've just left it there.
I would've been like, that's bullshit.
He posted another thing that was even more recent
Right. It's like oh, you know what? That was a no. No, I think I did a couple things since then my bad
So he gets hung up. He gets very hung up. This is a great example of that. This is a very long
Explanation to set up the next song that he's gonna play for us. Hopefully you enjoy again
It's my lyrics and this is what AI is creating from my lyrics and my song structure.
Because when you input these lyrics into this app, you also have to decide where the intro is,
where a breakdown would go, where a chorus would go, all that shit.
So, of course I'm learning as I go and some of the stuff
makes more sense than some of the other stuff meaning some of the lyrics I've
put together it's just random shit and the song makes no sense whereas the
other other stuff it's like oh this is fucking sounds like an actual song I
don't know why I'm overly explaining this either way this song is called
value and it seems to be a female singing the song. So here we go
I have to say
I'm liking Patty's transition into FM DJ. This is one of the better formats that he's done
I like when he reads his scary stories
I like when he reviews movies, but now him like talking up songs and going through it
It's just the first 20 minutes of this podcast is just okay
This next song is bubble buzz
he fades up and then it plays a little bit and it fades out and then he talks about a little bit more and
Do you want to hear one of these AI songs that he's working on? Of course I do course you do Andy
I'm down. Let's hear what he's up to here Keep me afloat like the devil's inside
All right, that is a fun song I like the way it turned out he like is it appreciating the work that he's doing Well, that's what I was gonna say about the last portion that you play where he's like, I don't know why I'm over explaining this
Oh, I do because you're trying to take credit for something
Artificial intelligence did better than anything you could ever possibly do this would be like if you played a video game
And then told your friends you wrote a movie. Yeah
You actually had almost nothing to do with that yeah
You see me I did that double jump that double jump. You just watch in that video game
I press the button that made the character
Shoot that he's well. He was flippin. I'm sure he has yeah. I'm sure he's had the sickest fortnight's ever
so but as he's playing the next port
He he goes through his assessment of what he thinks about the music that he's playing that he created
Even after adding these new lyrics like I did and making it like an official track
Still didn't hit the way I thought it would but it does slap pretty hard doesn't hit the way
I thought it would but it does slap pretty hard
Everything he says is a disagreement with himself. He's constantly arguing with himself
Imagine how inebriated would be if it was a drinking game. Oh God
Should we do that?
I mean we we might want to catch Ray DeVito and Buffalo tonight
So we might have to pace ourselves a little bit although I've seen him do Santa before we might want to be shit-faced for that
Might not be the worst thing that we could do
This is just a funny thing every now and again. It's never when he thinks he's being funny. He says very funny
stuff.
Oh yeah, I guess the theme of that last track was uh, eat shit. Not a bad theme.
Not a bad theme at all. So like I said, I was enjoying this. He's kind of talking up what he did,
what he was going for, where he put the choruses, all these different details in this bullshit
AI music. This one's not his best work as far as the talk up goes.
Anyways, this next one I don't think is going to be nearly as heavy. It is called Make Sense and uh yep. And uh yep.
I don't think this is going to be nearly as heavy.
Well you've heard this before right?
That's why you're playing it on your show.
I don't think it's going to be as heavy as the last one.
You should probably just know.
And uh yep. Is that the name of the song? Dynamite. Dynamite talk. gonna be as happy as the last one you should probably just know and yep
dynamite dynamite dog now you showed me one that you created yes how long does
it take to type in those words and have it created all right well I'll answer
that question with an example okay I went to chat GPT today and I put in a
few fun facts about our friend Patty C Cups and I said chat GPT
write me a rap song about this fella and it spit out lyrics and then I posted
that into UDL and said 80s rap and I put those lyrics in and this is what we get ass poppin' like Freddie Rock With his red hair blazin' and his metal vocals screamin' He's got Mike in his hand and crowds over screamin'
Pedal to the metal on his bike, he wide
Through the cornfields of Indiana, he never hide
Not a pair of gauges in his ears lookin' so fly
But his tattoos, man, they're a solid or mine
I see Cubs, he's the king of the scene
Rockin' dollars and the friends, you know what I mean
With his comedy dreams and the Berkreat-shameem creature me He's living life large like a stand-up dream. Hey, dudes are messed like a kid with a crayon
Looks like a brand man scary scary Indiana giving them chill. He'll ride to this far yet.
That's an awesome instrumental break.
Yeah.
The whoopee cushion.
Yeah.
Featuring Dave Cook.
They're really stretching for time on this thing.
I don't know why they're doing those. Yeah. Featuring Dave Cook. They're really stretching for time on this thing.
I don't know why they're doing those.
What's the speed of it?
It caused our best in the clock.
Got a podcast popping like dream.
We're trying with a just thing.
Your hate is called to the crown with the full on.
Maybe it's telling go right now.
No, I'm not going to be the goods of the arms, but I'm
giving God and Lord give you in the great fight.
So listen to all for the head. So the part of you would not know if you were the child. I
Really captured Patty because I know it's English, but I don't know what it means
Eight fingers on your left hand version of 80s rap. What the fuck was going on there? That's insane.
For a while it seemed to work.
But I didn't touch it.
I just grabbed the lyrics and it posted.
I just pasted it in just to see what it would sound like.
And the whole process took how long?
Let me ask you, are you proud of that?
No, it took me 73 seconds to do that.
He's flexing so hard on this shit.
It's crazy.
He's doing the whole show.
I mean, he does these long, like I was saying,
he does these streams now, these live streams,
where he's just playing this music.
It's like printing out someone else's artwork saying I made this yeah, I'm my printer
Yeah, yeah
It's great stuff all right, so
As he's doing this talk up he starts to get a little bit disorganized
And starts to get a little half-hassered now of course I cut that off a little short and I had to simply because I'm thinking,
hey guys, isn't it weird how good it's getting? Right? Like it seems to be progressing very
quickly. That sounds like a band. And as I continue to listen to the song, the more I
started to hear what band I think it would sound like
if I was to put it right next to anything that they've done and it's August Burns Red that's
the guitars the drums everything about it even the vocals sounds like August Burns Red I don't know
if you guys know the band if you do you know that I'm spot on there but how strange we're
going to play this next one I don't know what it's going to be we'll kind of decide in the edit because I'm looking for something specific and as I said 250 of these and I don't have any
Order nor do I know which ones I've already played. So here we go
God damn it. I thought he was doing so good. I was really proud of it. Like, okay, this is kind of interesting
You know, obviously I did an episode similar to this we won't speak of it here
Okay, but I did an episode where I talked up songs and we played music. I'm like, this might be his calling.
He's actually talking about why he did the song
and what he was going for and stuff.
And they're just like, I don't know what this is gonna be.
I'll probably cut it short.
I'm not sure.
250 songs that I've created.
They're all over the place.
Also, I love that he's blown away that AI music
sounds like a band he's heard before.
What do you think it's learning to make AI music
from all the bands that you've heard before?
Yeah, I don't want to brag, but I've noticed lately the isotopes have been sounding like a band. Yeah, I know it's ridiculous
Just saying it's kind of a knock against August Burns red whoever they are. I would imagine so yeah
Well like my buddy
Rick beado said he's playing this AI music
He did a video not too long ago on his YouTube channel.
And he said, we've been working so hard to make music sound
like computers for so long without the auto tuning
and the pitch correction and getting all of the drums
exact to a click.
And it's like, well, yeah, are you
surprised that computers can now do this themselves?
That's what we've turned music into already.
So yeah, of course, a program could just kick out
a Sum 41 song.
You're like, yeah, it sounds like it's off their new album.
Sure, why not?
I guess he plays a song that he doesn't like.
He didn't think it was very good.
Okay, now if I'm being honest guys, 100%,
I probably wouldn't even listen to that song.
Like that would just be like a tertiary track
on somebody's fucking album that you'd be like okay there's nothing really happening in here
it's just consistent noise why'd you play it but also it is a very much my
type of song in the sense that waiting for it a lot of my how do I want to say
this metaphors or whatever are based on weather it's always based on some sort
of goddamn weather.
I'm always talking about weather in some form or the other when it comes to this.
When it comes to writing lyrics. I don't know why.
But hey sunshine, it's another sunrise. Blah blah blah.
Damn it. You know just when I was thinking I only had maybe four of those songs, I have seven Alright, I don't like it too nitpicky here, but is a sunrise weather
Hey, girl. What's the weather like outside dawn?
So weather works
Everyone used to freak out about the rain in Indiana
Yeah, he does he does like weather a lot
I guess when you're a boring person with that a lot going your life You could just pick a weather outside. Yeah. Yeah
Well, I guess if I'm gonna take credit for all these other things that I typed into a computer
I have to take credit for that one because I type the thing in there just because it made something that I didn't like I
Still type the shit so you don't understand my song
He's got to figure out where to put the choruses and the breakdown parts like I was trying to do the breakdown is the intro that didn't work
So I started putting up to the second core. It's crazy when I've learned about
crafting these AI songs
So one more clip from this episode. I'm having a good time. I don't know if you are I know we're not live or anything but
There's sort of a vibe, right?
Shy to There's sort of a vibe, right? Whatever. Let's see if this is a shy two.
Up the crowd.
It's so fucking funny.
This is going good, right? You guys are all enjoying this?
I mean, I'm not talking to anyone. I'm just talking to a stuffed animal.
Yeah, this is pretty good, right?
I mean, going to a funeral is a vibe.
It's not a fun one.
No, it's just a vibe.
Now, the next section of this episode,
because it's like two hours long is
All about he finally reveals his YouTube channel memory has been saying if you're smart enough, you'll find it
So he finally reveals it and starts talking about his thoughts behind the YouTube channel was new comedy one comedy Capone
So we'll break that down in the future episode of W ATP. I didn't want to get
Patty overload for us today. I thought just breaking down his music section. He always does this now. Every episode talks
about his scream vocals. He really thinks he's the best at it. You know it's funny
how we're always surprised at how confused he is about things because I
always think back to how we discovered him and that was chewed gum. Yeah. He
didn't even get movie reviews right. No. That's pretty easy to do just talk about the movie
Yeah, did you like it?
How long the movie is?
Yeah, how long took to film?
stupid random bags
All right, I think it's time for a little update on our boy Aaron Emholdt
You lie.
I wish you weren't a liar. Now since our last episode of WATP a lot has happened.
There is a bench warrant for Aaron Imholz's arrest and it's not nothing. It is a felony.
Because Aaron did something really stupid aside from
get his friends in trouble, one of them being a lawyer, which is pretty stupid and having a lot of money
Yeah, john, do you think it's stupid trying to get your friend to our lawyers in trouble?
Yeah Really stupid
And so he just thought that he'd be like, oh I told on them. They're going to prison. They'll never see their kids again
to that chapter
It's like nope. It is not
because Kayla rickada their kids again. That's the end of that chapter. That's the end of that. It's like, nope, it is not. Because Kayla
Rickada sent nudes to Aaron, and then Aaron sent those nudes to Gino Bisconti. And he didn't do it in a secretive way, which would have been the way to do it if you're going to do such a thing. He did it live on his show. And so I
want to give you a little bit of a breakdown here
from Sean Martin on a show called Potentially Criminal. And he goes through the document
here and he does not look like Nick Reketa, this guy. This is another one of those law
tubers who does not like Nick at all. So you'll hear that in this, but I thought he did a
pretty good job of breaking this down for us. Now we get to the statement of probable cause. On July 17, 2024, law enforcement took a report
of an authorized dissemination of sexual images complaint. KR.
Okay. That's Kayla. The funny part is everybody's abbreviated and we know who they are.
the police. Kayla. The funny part is everybody's abbreviated
and we know who they are. Kayla
fully identified in police
reports called in to report
Aaron Imholdt and sent another
individual a nude photo of her
without her consent on July
19th. Kayla, Nick, and April all
identified in police reports
fully met with law enforcement. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Nick's cooperating with the police.
Nick went.
All right, so he's got his take because Nick is always like,
fuck the police and the government,
and we don't need them.
And now Nick's like, I want to get him in trouble.
I'm going to tell the cops.
He's like, let's go.
So I understand where this guy is coming from,
because he does go off on Nick for that quite a bit.
But isn't that interesting that they're just waiting for Aaron to slip up and of course he did
Yeah, hey officer. Have you seen this guy sending revenge porn live on his show? Yeah
No, oh great. We have the time stamp right here. Erin leaves everything up. He's a fucking idiot doesn't know what he's doing
Mr.. Police man. Oh my god. Mr. Poeace man.
Help me.
I know.
So he's making fun of Nick right there.
Fast forward a little bit where he gets back into the document.
Kayla reported over the course of several months her, Nick, April and the defendant
communicated via an app called Signal.
Signal. Signal, Signal, the official messaging app of the cover.
If you wanna protect your comments and actions
when you're running a polycule, use Signal.
The purpose of the app to keep things private
amongst each other and all agree
nothing would be shared to others.
Kayla sent nude photographs via signal.
In April there was a breakdown.
I mean is that is that a double entendre like Nick needed blue pills because there's a breakdown
in April.
We keep it going.
I get it though in April 2024 there was a breakdown between the cover Hold your talk show in May. He started talking negatively about Kayla as well
Well, you sure did at the end of April or beginning of May the defendant started sharing the details of the relationship on the talk show
On May 20 was such a dick move. I
remember when he went on Keno casino and
Told everything about their sex lives
I didn't leave out any of the details about any of the shit. It's just like why would you do this?
Of course, you're gonna get your comeuppance from doing that
It's gonna piss the girl off that you're fucking or we're fucking when you give all the details about it
It's a weird thing to do and her new boyfriend will be pissed about it, too
Weird thing to do and her new boyfriend will be pissed about it, too
27th the defendant had GB Gino Bisconti
Fully invited fully identified in police reports on his talk show. Oh, by the way fun aside I messaged Gino yesterday said hey, you want to come on WATP tomorrow to do what are you doing?
He's got shit going on like we don't sit in the basement on Saturday afternoons What's your problem asshole?
But it would have been nice to get his perspective on it because yes
I believe that the police did contact Gino to get his information on that
I don't know if he's gonna be a part of if there's any court proceedings
I don't know what's going on with that so I wanted to get his thoughts on it
I don't know if we can talk about it during the show the defendant said Gino attacks, which was a nude photo of Kayla
She did not consent to this. No, she didn't say hey send this to your buddy Gino. Yeah, okay stat. Yeah
Okay
Now wait, hold on. I thought wait wait wait time out time out time out. I
Gotta use Nick Reketa logic here
They lied.
They all lied.
It's a conspiracy.
They just don't like Aaron.
So Nick Reketa reported there were pictures shared via the Signal app.
Nick, Nick talking to the cops.
These people that lie.
Nick, why would you talk to liars and evil men?
You would solicit these evil men who came after you and I'm going to turn these
evil lying men back out on other people? Bro, what you doing? What you doing? We got it.
It's a fair point. So in May, the defendant started talking about the relationship online.
On the 27th, he sent Gino a nude photo. April reported there were pictures shared via signal.
The relationship ended in April. She found out on July 12th the defendant sent a photo to Gino on May 27th.
April texted Gino and Keanu Thompson.
Fully identifying reports both who confirmed Gino received a nude photo of Kayla on May 27th.
April looked at the defendant's phone records which confirmed he had sent a picture video to Gino on May 27th and 923
Which would have been during his talk show that day wait. Oh, she can still see his phone records. I saw the same plan oh
That's fucking funny, so I was wait. I'm sorry. That's what I was waiting for it's like well
Has anybody seen this photo is it out there like how that's how does anybody know what he actually sent right so on the show?
He's like oh Gino you got to see this and he sends it to him boys on the show
I think is what they're about to talk about here, and so April still friends with Gino and
Keanu Aaron is not by the way. She's like hey. Did you really send you a nude photo like oh?
Yeah, yeah for sure and then she was able to go and check the phone records to see that that text message was sent at that
Time this is a where it is dummy
Wait wait wait, wait, wait, wait
So, there we go, all right and review the defendants talk show it shows
Aaron and Gino participating but to him talk about Kayla their tattoos
the defendant seen scrolling through his phone and it looks like he's taking a screenshot and tells Gino to look at his phone
Gino looks at his phone and says I like tattoos more taking a screenshot and tells Gino to look at his phone. Gino looks at his phone and says, I like tattoos more than I thought.
And Aaron responds, your boy didn't do too bad. Did he?
What a douchebag. Yeah. He,
I know he's not a virgin, but God, the way he talks about girls and sex,
it seems like he's a seventh grader pretending he got laid
doesn't it oh it's so weird and this is the mother of five and I'm not saying
that she's not hot or attractive or has a good body but it just makes it more
gross he's sharing nudes of this one would be yeah, this is what I was fucking okay. We got it. Fuck a duck. We didn't get it today
Kayla is then talked about an explicit manner
Gino confirmed he received a nude photograph of Kayla on May 27th
He described Kayla standing completely new with her breasts fully exposed
He further described a tattoo under Kayla's left breast in the photograph
fully exposed. He further described a tattoo under Kayla's left breast in the photograph.
Later, law enforcement was able to confirm with Kayla that she does have a tattoo under her left breast. That was dumb. That was probably a dumb thing. Hey, let me just prove that you did send
me this revenge porn by explaining exactly what it looks like. The detective's like, I'm sorry,
I'm going to have to see your tits. Yeah, that's what I pictured. Yeah. You know, said he deleted the photograph after. Okay. Keanu stated she saw the
photograph on Geno's phone. Geno received a text from Aaron,
which was a photograph of Kayla nude. Keanu described Kayla
as standing completely new with broke, breast fully exposed.
Keanu said Kayla's identify by the photograph and she knew was
Kayla based on the photograph. Keanu confirmed that Geno
deleted the photograph. Law enforcement was Kayla based on the photograph. Can't out confirm that Gino deleted the photograph. Um, law enforcement.
I mean, but these are people who don't like Aaron. Right. Wait,
isn't that part of the problem? These aren't concerned citizens anymore.
They're not concerned citizens. Ah, now here's the part.
This is the part that's Aaron. And once again, Aaron, buddy, I love you.
But remember I told you way back in the day when I was on with Keno casino,
I'm like, do not talk to the police, only talk to your attorney.
So law enforcement spoke to the defendant.
He acknowledged your relationship and using signal.
However, the defendant said he did not recall ever receiving or sending a
nude photo of Kayla.
Aaron, I don't recall ever receiving a nude photo of Kayla. Dude, I don't recall ever receiving a nude
photo of Kayla. Dude, I don't recall. I don't remember. I
lots of things happen. I don't know. Hey, well, the internet
remembers. Yeah. But also police know you're lying when you say
that. I don't recall. It's like saying no comment. Yeah, we
know. We know what that means. You definitely did is what that means. Why is he talk? Why does he talk so much?
I should point out Aaron did his show Thursday this came out Thursday night
That there's a bench warrant for his arrest and he was supposed to do his rumble Friday. He did not do a rumble Friday
So we have not heard from Aaron since all of this came out. So he's probably doing the right thing now
Not finally, I would love to hear that conversation with the attorney. What the fuck did you say?
Why are you talking? What do you do? You said it to him on the show. What are you thinking? I don't recall
It works at every senate hearing
He later said he did not want to definitively say he never received a nude photograph
But cannot recall being sent one. Defending knowledge using signal. Why would you talk? Because at this point, you've got a bunch of people, according to Nick, who
are hires and have access to Grind. And the photo's gone. It's been gone. You can't confirm
it. He sent me a picture. What was the picture? I don't know.
Why would you talk to the cops, Aaron? Aaron, do not talk to the cops, man.
Do not talk to the cops.
Sorry, chat.
Yes, he spoke to the police.
And then he says, well, I don't recall if I ever did. No, that's not a cue.
That I don't recall if I ever did it. No, that's not a cue. You're That I don't I don't recall
Nonsense doesn't work for us me and you
The only time that works is I don't recall senator
I know where this works. It's like oh you fucking took the bribe. Didn't you did you I don't recall? Okay
Our work here is done next onto the next jerk-off. That's gonna. Take a bribe. Yeah, I just wanted the grandstand
So thank you for being here so that we can all berate you and I could get some clips on CNN
Yeah, no no repercussions call madam congressman
That's where I don't recall works
When you're sitting there the cops are jerking you around.
No guys, it's shut the fuck up Friday then.
Now was it with the intent to harass Kayla?
I don't think so.
I mean, if Farron wants to lean into it,
he can say, I was like, yeah,
I thought she had great tits.
I wanted to show the world.
This was entirely avoidable.
Don't talk to the cops.
Principal absurdity says, hey Gino, hey Hey Gino Gino. I touched a boob
He really puts off those what was the word the piano used to weep
He puts off these real nerdy vibes around girls
where
It's incredible like he has a current girlfriend. This girl refers to a slampies
How does she not see this all going on and be like, I gotta get the fuck away from this
guy.
This guy is a creep.
She'll remember anyway.
Remember Nick says, I gotta trust the police.
I mean, I gotta trust, I gotta trust Aaron.
The police lie.
All the police do is lie.
So this is a lie.
Nick says the cops lie.
They lied.
They lied.
We, we, we asked them,. We tell them please don't lie.
Well, they're saying Nick talked but Nick doesn't talk to the cops. Nick doesn't lie.
When Nick cooperated with law enforcement, no way Nick would never do that. Okay, so they point out the defendant resides in Stearns County. Additionally, his studio is in Stearns County. He was in the
studio when he sent the photograph. The defendant has an online talk show where he streams multiple
times a day leading up to his offense and since this occurred, the defendant oftentimes talks the state. The state is tough. The fed is an online talk show where he streams multiple times
a day leading up to his offense
and since this occurred, the
defendant oftentimes talks
about Kayla and or things
between himself, Kayla, Nick,
and April. Comets for these
live streams are concerning,
especially in light of his
incident. The state believes
the defendant will not stop and
will continue to arrest Kayla
unless and until conditions are
set. Oh You're your next like
Officer I can't protect Kayla. I need your help
No, but sorry back to bashing next
So I do have to say like this is gonna fuck up his show because a lot of people tune in
To Aaron why we to watch a miss the goal?
But the other reason why or make it at the last minute,
however it works out, it's always fun,
but also for the hot gas.
And so this is all getting shut down.
He's gonna stop talking about Nick and Kayla in April.
He's gotta stop doing that.
He's just getting himself into more and more trouble
by doing that.
Now, the big question that came up,
we discussed this on who are these socials,
and I think point devil point yesterday is
Aaron's on one-year probation right now. He was facing 90 days in jail because his first ex-wife
he was talking all sorts of shit about her and she had a restraining order and
So she pressed charges to be like hey, you're violating the restraining order. You're talking all this shit about me on the show. And so Aaron, whatever the plea deal was, instead of 90 days in jail, he got one year
probation. But according to that probation, if he gets in trouble for, well, if he talks about his
ex-wife again, or if he does anything unlawful and gets busted for it, he goes to jail for 90 days
during this probation. So everyone's wondering what will happen now with this,
with this felony charge and there's also a gross misdemeanor charge. And I watched the
same guy, Sean Martin, talk about that on another show. And he said, anything that happened
before the probation would not affect that, which makes perfect sense. Even though the
felony, the bench warrant came out yesterday or two days ago, it was for an incident that happened in,
what was it, May, they were saying?
Yeah, the 27th of May.
So he wouldn't go to jail automatically.
He'll probably, I mean, it is a felony.
I'm sure it'll get reduced like they always do.
I don't think he's gonna plead guilty to a felony.
He'll probably get more probation or community service or something. I don't think he's gonna plead guilty to a felony. He'll probably get more probation or community service or something
I don't think he's gonna go to jail or prison or anything like that, but
He'll fuck up again. He'll fuck up again. He can't help himself for sure
Guys, we talked about a point dabble point yesterday. There's a new thing that
Stuttering John is doing so John's like back. He's all in. He pretended he wasn't
back. We got to get into this. Yeah, John said he's done with the devil verse.
I think I set the over under it two weeks.
Yeah, you were right.
You were right because he did his last show a couple weeks ago on a Wednesday and then
was gone for a week and a half, comes back on a Sunday, does a political show and declares,
don't the devil verse, I'm over it,
I'm too smart for this, I don't need it.
And then he comes back on Wednesday,
and he saw a muttering J tweet that he had to talk about,
and he did a whole show, and we broke that down
on the last WATP, where, you know,
Shuley's former producer caught with CP,
and John's saying that Shuley's just as guilty,
and that Sh that she must have
stuff on his computer because there were emails sent. John's just jumping all his conclusions
and alleging all sorts of viruses. Yeah, it's ridiculous. What an allegations coming out
of John, but he's taking his big victory lap. And this is another thing. It's like really
gross. Everyone who's celebrating the fact that this Isso Doe character, this monster was really into CP and they're like,
oh this is a win for us. No, it's a terrible thing for all of society. Whatever. So then
Chad Zumach does a show going, great job John. You came back up, you said you weren't going to
and now you've given Uncle Rico and who are these
podcasts more content, more things to talk about. And John was watching as Chad was saying
this and sent him a super chat and he goes, well, you also give them a lot of material
because you're, because Chad goes, you only did it because you needed the money. That's
why you came on. And he's like, well, you do those five hour live streams on Saturdays
just for the money. You're a hypocrite.
And so Chad was like, oh, motherfucker.
He started going after John pretty hard as Chad likes to do.
And so now John comes back yesterday.
He might be on right now, I don't know.
But John comes back yesterday and does a whole show
about Chad Zumach and this little segment that happened. And we covered a little bit
of it on point dabble point yesterday, but I want to break it down more on this show.
We have someone to help us break this down and that would be. It looks like he's live
now. Is he alive now? Okay. I'm sure he's talking about Mr. Zumach. We have a guy here who I think his name is
wrong on this. It looks like it's OJ. Is that you, OJ?
Yeah, I'm really high.
No, OJ, you're always so bait.
Wrong.
Oh, yeah. Okay. What's up? What's up, OJ? It's good to see you on
Point Dabble Point yesterday. Now you're on WTP. This is great
making the rounds.
Yeah, I'm a big star.
You are a big star. I think ever since DabbleCon your star is really risen there you go now you got the name right
Good job. So hi, man. I got it man. I get it that does these things happen for sure
Yeah, John is live Chad sniping John
This battle each other for fucking
I love it. I love John and Chad fighting because they're both so bad at it
Yeah, that's actually a lot of fun to watch these two try to take each other apart
And it starts off John explains a little background or why he was even watching Chad that day cuz John normally
Wouldn't be watching can't stomach the
Zomac but he explains why he was. I happen to go on YouTube and there I see
Chad nobody can stomach the Zomac. Now it was either that or click on an old
Stern clip that of course featured me.
Then on the news with Robin. So I was like, all right, you know, I.
You know, I'm not as vain as you people think I am,
which is what Chad accused me of being an egomaniac.
But the reason why he said it is for something very silly.
But we will dissect all of this idiot.
And I don't like I almost was going like after it happened, I was like, do I even want to address this fool? He's
a nobody. He's a loser. He's never a headline. He's lying.
He doesn't headline any clubs. Yeah, it might be beneath you,
John. I'm sure you're not going to spend the next, I don't
know, 18 hours of your podcast talking about Jed Zuback. I
like that he's like, I wasn't even gonna address this,
but instead, that's all I'm gonna do.
That's all I'm gonna talk about.
I happen to have my resume right here.
Yeah, and I love that he says, I pop my new Tim.
Now the algorithm shows you stuff
they think you're gonna click on.
So of course there's an old Howard Stern clip
with him featured in it.
That's all he watches on you, Tim, which is embarrassing.
And I'm sure he's seen it before, probably multiple times. Oh, it's all he watches on you Tim, which is embarrassing and I'm sure he's seen it before probably multiple times
Oh, he's watched it a hundred times. Yeah, I'm sure I'm sure he knows it by heart
So the fact that he's like and I decided to click on Chad or the rewatch this Howard Stern
You know in a peewees big adventure where he goes daddy. I don't have to watch it
I lived it and he walks away like a boss. That's that's what that can't do that. He's not even as cool as Peewee Herman
Well, no one's as cool as Peewee Herman. He was a big adventure
John is a hypocrite here
I have to call him out for this because he's all concerned that his super chat to Chad
Did not merit the reaction that he received from Chad. This is where the punishment doesn't match the crime
Watch his diatribe against me.
Now that's all I said.
I didn't call him anything except a hypocrite and watch his response.
It's like it's like as if I fucking goofed on his mother or something.
He went off on one, did he?
Oh, Chadley.
Yeah, like way out of line.
Nothing to do.
I mean, just. I thought he was okay with you. Yeah, like way out of line. Nothing to do. I mean just, I thought he was okay with you.
Yeah, but no, the punishment does not fit the crime. But don't worry when you cross the duke,
don't worry Chad. You fired a super so-crate. Now I'm going to expose you. Okay, a couple things here.
First off, the idea that John would say the punishment doesn't fit the crime
That's John's entire strategy in life. Mm-hmm a
Cardiff if he was here he would point it out. That's the drink leash Artie
Artie says your movie wasn't very good. It got bad reviews and his responses. Why don't you try to kill yourself again?
Whoa, well, what just happened here? We're just making jokes, and you went right to this really serious thing and
John's like I can't believe Chad came back so hard at me. You can't? Yeah, that's Chad's thing too.
It's not like I made fun of his mother. I'll save that for next week. Right. He's the fucking mudshark.
Yeah, so this is so ridiculous that John would be offended by someone coming back hard at him.
He's even said when people I remember when he was on Anthony's show and he's
like, yeah, that's what I do. That's what you're supposed to do.
Someone says something to you. You say the worst thing possible back to them.
No, you're a comedian. Yeah. You don't understand. Right. So he's life. Right.
But then when it happens to him, he gets very upset and butthurt about it.
So then he says at the end there, he's going to expose Chad.
Now John first off can't expose anyone. Remember when he was gonna come
back last summer he was tweeting about how he's got all this dirt on me and Bob
and Chooley and he's gonna come back he's got all this stuff and then he goes
back he's got nothing. Yeah he had absolutely nothing. So then he got this PI, Dustin, who
was gonna help him get all this all this dirt and all this stuff
He found out I think what I paid for my house when I bought it
You know what? He didn't find out this PI that Shulie's producer was arrested for CP on his computer
So that's the thing you should be able to find out
Yeah, I don't know how no one found that out, but you did you couldn't expose something John you had a chance and he failed
Miserably now you're gonna expose Chad that ship has sailed
We did an entire breakdown of his entire criminal history Chad
I downloaded all the documents we went through it and then Alex Stein had Chad on his show and Alex like hey, man
You got that document. Yes, and it all over to Alex. He talked to Chad about it.
You're not gonna expose Chad.
And Chad's not embarrassed by his criminal past.
No.
That's the other thing too.
Chad's embraced it.
Yeah.
He's a scumbag and he knows it.
John is constantly saying, don't worry.
Don't worry.
Yeah.
And ironically, no one has ever worried about it.
Right, we're not.
Nobody's worried about you.
I just wonder,
cause I wanna see how this plays out if people start giving John information about like, you know
Chad stole a blender from
Coles and Chad stole vodka
New Year's Day and Chad stole credit cards and Chad had stalking charges multiple times like
Jesse oh
He's not gonna like that. I'm exposing this like no we all know yeah, we all know all of this
Chad recently tried to defend his
Messages to a woman telling her to go to Greenland. Oh right. What did he say? Yes? He said well. She was mentally ill
She was mentally ill so why so so why did he tell her to offer self multiple times?
Because she was mentally ill she was crazy. Oh, that's a terrible
Is that crazy that all the things I remember I'll chat I forget and I've seen the emails
He was sending this woman and not just like in a manic
You know, I'm gonna send three or four messages in a row
It was over a couple of days and it was morning afternoon evening the next day just non-stop
Well, you should off yourself. You've got nothing to live for your loser your life sucks like
Wow
Cyber cyber bully bad dude. This is an evil guy right here that we're dealing with and John's gonna expose him. Oh, no
Sure, he's shaking in his stolen boots
Clay's got an interesting theory here. I think he might be on to something and clay
I was gonna say after your departure like Chad kind of took your time slot
so it was like it was like a crack addict using nicotine to
fucking
Like stop their craving for some fucking stuttering John
You know, that's all that was Chad
He's saying the Chad the reason why he's mad at John for coming back is because Chad's numbers were going up
While John wasn't doing his podcast in the afternoons
Which I don't know if that's true or not very well could be clay saying that that's what he was watching instead of John
So apparently you have to watch some asshole who annoys you liar
During the afternoon that that's the time slot you need that in your life.
If Clay didn't, maybe other people did too.
That'd be kind of funny.
That's the reason.
Yeah, OJ?
John and Chad are interchangeable.
In a lot of ways, they are.
Yes.
Chad, you would think that Chad had the career that John did, the way he talks about himself
being a radio guy and a radio veteran. I mean at least Chad didn't answer the phones. He
actually was the third mic on a radio show. John was never that. John was
brought in to either be ridiculed or to tattletale on people. But other than
that he was to answer the phones and get off the fucking toilet and go answer the
phones John. Spending too much time in the bathroom. It's annoying.
This is a little cop I put together. John's so proud of himself. Now,
there's speculation because John came prepared for a show for the first time
ever. He shows up to this show, he's playing
the clip of Chad calling him out, and then he's ready with responses and
tweets and different things to prove that Chad's a loser
And the Kevin Brennan shouldn't like him and for the first time he's prepared with this
He mentioned that the legend helped him out
The legend gave him some tweets or links and things like that, but there's also speculation
that maybe a
Tiny little lawyer who was suing John for $12.5 million might be in control of some things now
on John's channel and pulling some strings behind the scenes.
And perhaps that's the person who's giving John,
because remember John used to say he would watch
that guy's show and that was his prep.
All he had to do was watch VTL and then he knew
what he was gonna present on his show
So there's a possibility of that, but John's so proud of himself that he knows what he's gonna say for once
That he's like Clay I let you be on my show
But you won't you cannot talk and this is just a compilation of him telling Clay to shut the fuck up
so now we shall be good and
Part of the segment I just want you to just try and just
Let me talk a lot because I have a lot to say you too
Could be on Kevin's show and getting money and promoting your YouTube show, but no you're complicated and you're a dick
What does he what do you need to do? Hold on? The whole fucking double burst for most
Clay, please. Let me just do? Hold on, Clay. The whole fucking dabble burst promotes John Shaw. Clay, please, you gotta let me just do what I, I actually worked on this.
You know, I planned this.
So you just gotta, Chadley, I don't like to brag about it.
Cause that's just because you shouldn't brag about it.
No, because people don't want, Clay, you gotta just let me talk.
I know, I know sweetheart.
Come on.
Now listen to me. What? Clay, you gotta just let me talk. I know, I know, sweetheart. Come on. All right, okay.
Now listen to me.
Now, Duque sounds like poo poo.
See, you're calling me off, Clay.
But anyway, so yes, I get, I don't need to do,
beat Kevin Brennan's lap dog.
Now, let me just say this.
Okay, yeah, let me just say this. Listen to me. Listen to me. Let me just say this. Okay. Yeah. Let me just say this
Listen to me. Listen to me. Let me just say this
Even when John is prepared, he's not prepared and anything will throw him off Yeah, just clay trying to get a wordage like oh now I'm fucking lost everything
I was gonna say well, I gotta start over god damn it clay dabbler clay dabbler is like one of the worst co-hosts ever
He cannot stop talking
Yeah, once he starts you're just like, okay
You're gonna keep saying that over and over again. We got it. We heard you
It's never a clean interjection either. No, it's always trampling on him
now
Cardiff electric my my buddy the potato used to come on the show. What that's for the John segments. I
Don't know if I could ever I don't know if I can ever talk to that guy again
because he has been removed from YouTube
for violating the terms of service.
Which, you know, I can't condone that type of behavior
and I will just say right now I disavow.
Cardiff is dead to me.
Because that's fucked up.
Right.
FCE.
FCE. Now, let's find out why Cardiff got dead to me. Because that's fucked up. Right. FCE. FCE.
Now, let's find out why Cardiff got his YouTube channel removed.
Chadley, just know one thing.
When you cross the duke.
What's with the fucking Chadley?
We were talking about this last night at dinner, Producer Chris.
Why does he think that's a sick burn or an insult?
Chadley?
I don't like any of his names for people,
but that one's the least creative.
Yeah, and innocent.
It almost sounds cute.
Yeah, it's so low effort.
Like, Jesse would be like,
you better not call me Chadley.
You gotta stop calling me Chadley.
I think he just got it from Clay.
It's better than can't stomach the Zummick,
which is still the dumbest thing.
Mispronounce his name.
I think he did get it from Clay.
Yeah, I think Clay was called him Chad Lee
Hey, Chad Lee
Just know one thing when you cross the Duke shit happens. Just ask Cardiff electric. Oh
Yeah, yeah, I would hate to say that's a dose of karma really like
But that shit like, you know, like I was kind of impartial to those guys but I shit Cardiff did was so below the belt with your we've Oscar
It's like what the like Cardiff like you've probably got kids right Cardiff. I'm gonna keep that running in just a moment
But let me start off by just saying John taking credit for Cardiff's channel going down
He had nothing to do with it, but he acts like you crossed the duke
I've already taken down card if like he's like Isis. Yeah, he'll take credit for fucking anything
Go somewhere got stabbed in Germany. We did that like no you did nice
He's like Patrick Michael taking credit for an AI song right yes
You didn't write a song you didn't play guitar on it talking about it's already backfired on him. Why's that?
So apparently someone started a strike John's channel campaign and retaliation
He's saying that we blamed him for striking Carter's channel, but no he's taking
He's taking the full credit for it immediately
Uh-oh see, play with fire.
This is what, okay, I shouldn't say this is why.
There's a lot of reasons why I don't go around
copyright striking or telling people to do that
and report channels.
It's just, it's all bullshit.
Don't do that.
When everyone do their show,
everyone should have a voice
and get a chance to do their thing.
If you're good, people will listen to it and watch.
If you're not good, you'll have chance numbers.
It's right, Cardiff.
We'll review it.
Right, of course.
He'll be on all of that shit. You did that shit, so it. Right, of course. He'll be on alipathy.
You did that shit to John.
Like Oscar is a young 18 year old kid who's going to graduate once in his life.
Okay, so what they're describing now, and OJ you were closer to Cardiff than I was so
maybe you know more about this, but apparently Cardiff said a one-off thing about he was
going to live stream Oscar's graduation on like bedabbling live or something
yes yes he was going to fly to California set up set up all his equipment to live stream
Oscar's graduation and that was taken seriously by John because he's stupid or because he wanted
to feel like he was a victim let's be's be honest. What's going on here?
John wants to act like Carter did something horrible to his family
And so now and clay's playing into this to like to a ridiculous amount
I hope this is all a troll on Clay's part because now they're saying that if
Cardiff had done that he didn't but if he had that would have ruined the entire graduation would have ruined
Oscars entire high school career
If someone went there and live-streamed it can you imagine if somebody was recording a graduation ceremony that never happens
I've seen that the graduation
Every fucking parent is recording. Yes, this is not disrupting anything. It doesn't make any sense
What's gonna happen on YouTube putting comments in that are yeah?
It'd be weird if you were the parent that wasn't recording, right?
So this whole argument is bizarre. I don't even understand it. Do you understand it? Oh, Jay?
No, but Oscar was very scared. Yes the table showing up right they explained that Oscar's standable
Oscar was concerned so John son who's now in Harvard very smart kid is watching be dabbling live on Saturday mornings
What kid is it?
I have a lot of do but I just say I don't think Oscar probably is I don't think he would have seen that if
Oscar knew this was a possibility. It's only because John told him that yes
Which again doesn't make any fucking sense. Why would you do that?
What's it even more afraid that his biological father would actually show up to the ass Yes, that's what's really happening. I feel like Frenchy Hauna. Yes. Yes.
That's correct.
Oh, you did that shit to John Oscar is a young.
And he says you did that shit to John again. It's like,
when John says he'll do you a favor, it's like he did you a favor.
Cardiff makes a joke about live streaming graduation.
I can't believe you do that to John. I can't believe you did that.
Didn't do anything. He did absolutely nothing. Kids kids, right, Cardiff? Does your wife know
you did it? He only seems to be upset about it two and a half months later. Yes, now it's a huge
deal and a huge issue all of a sudden. That shit to John. Like Oscar is a young 18 year old kid
who's going to graduate once in his life. Once. It happens once in a lifetime. And for double births or for whatever
bullshit reason you did that as a joke,
I don't see where the punchline is there that you decided to bring to.
Pardon? Yeah. They said he was going to live stream it.
I'm fucking, why would you do that? Why would you ruin a kid one day in his
whole life?
And my kids got wind of it and he was afraid
it's fucking so so grimy that is card I thought he was a better man than that to
be honest what are they going on and on about it's gonna first off I don't know
you guys feel about high school graduation I don't remember that day I
don't give a fuck about it I think we had a fun graduation party afterwards I
remember that we got a kegger it was cool, but it's not like my graduation day was so important. Wow. I graduated high school. I'm sorry. I try to be rude
It's really not that we do a deal especially for a kid who's going to fucking Harvard
He's gonna have better things ahead more important days, but also none of this would ruin anything it
It's all absurd what they're saying here. They're just making this up
And they go on with this shit. It's not
Shit about my respect, but hold on clay. Not only was he graduated
He was graduating valedictorian and they were announcing that he's going to Harvard. So yeah, okay
What does that do with anything? So that's a good thing. So people are trying to clown and be like, oh shit
He's going to Harvard and he's about to rain. Oh? So that's a good thing. So people are trying to clown him be like, oh shit He's going to harbour and he's valedictorian. Oh
Sounds like he's a really smart kid. Like what do you mean? Like they're making this up to I don't even understand what the rationale is
For this and they don't either but it's almost up there with Shulies just as guilty. Yes, it is
It's right up there
So Cardiff loses his YouTube channel and they're like well
He deserves that because he once made a comment that he might come to a graduation and live stream it.
Like, oh, okay.
I guess the punishment fits the crime on this one.
Okay.
If you say so.
It's the same.
Carl.
Go ahead.
Oh, Jay.
Cardiff was planning to start a loser chant when they announced Oscar's name.
But you're going to get the whole stadium chanting.
I'm sure the parents would go along with that. Oh Harvard just called her no longer
accept realize you're such an asshole
this is fabricating a reason to be
upset with Cardiff the same thing with
the mp3 and your patreon it never
fucking happened but it's forever held against you
Something that justifies all of his awful behavior. Yeah, he can just say he did this thing to me and therefore
I can do whatever I want all the time. Yeah drink bleach all right. Yeah, drink bleach job
So this is gonna be the most special moment
wife and
Cardiff wants to ruin that ruin that
How's he gonna ruin that John? How do you think he was gonna ruin that? He's gonna ruin Harvard
Yeah
Cardiff would have been allowed actually in the vicinity
Fucking what for what card for what a couple of fucking likes or reposts.
It's fucking that is so low. Cardiff, you should be ashamed of yourself.
He really should be, you know, and to even have that in my kid's mind,
it's just horrible in your kid's mind. Where is he seeing this?
Where does he know about it was kind of going to get this whole thing shut down
or sorry guys, no diplomas today. Cardiff is ruined graduation. None of you
actually graduate. What's he talking about? So then clay goes on to explain that he used
to like Cardiff, but he stopped watching them and everyone else has to humble card. If you'd
be quite humble, but the double verse fame, even though he's dwindling and people don't
really watch his shit anymore. I know I haven't watched it for God knows eight months
I don't haven't tuned into his shit, but
He was dwindling. So what that's what you're resorting to
So, how do you know that his numbers are going down if you stopped watching eight months ago?
That doesn't make any sense at all. Well, I stopped watching. Yeah
Didn't mean other people's not watching. Oh
Jay, I believe Carter's numbers have been going up steadily for the his entire time on YouTube my rock about that
Yeah, John John would love to get the numbers that Carter's been getting Monday night. No shit. That's gone now
well
Maybe Carter will get his channel back, but if not, he's over on rumble. Yes, rubble. So definitely
losers
subscribe to about rumble with Nick Fuentes
and Alex Jones and Cardiff Electric.
Roseanne, Roseanne's gonna be a guest soon.
That's your rumble light up over there.
So that's just nonsensical.
Clay's an idiot.
And the one part that I enjoyed on this episode
was when Clay was explaining to John
that John was definitely trying to fuck Kate Meany.
And John just cannot admit that.
For whatever reason, he'll just deny, deny, deny.
We all know you were trying to fuck Kate Meany, John.
All of us do.
We knew that before we heard the conversations.
Then we heard the conversations like,
oh yeah, he's trying to fuck Kate Meany.
That's very obvious right now.
And so Clay, even though he's sucking up to John
and wants to be his buddy, he's like,
yeah, but you can't tell me we're trying to fuck Kate Beatty.
And this is the dumbest argument ever.
You might not agree with my points,
but as something I saw, you came across as an older guy
attracted to a younger woman.
I know you say you don't wanna fuck her, my opinion,
not yours, an older guy thinking he might get to fuck a little bit of 24 year old clunge
So he's being nice to her talking about you know all the shit that men do talk about trying women
Yeah, you younger you might get some coke around party blah blah blah, and you're you're and you're being naive about it
You know I mean and trusting the
Love doing coke yeah, of course and cuz you wanted a banger fair enough
What a coke is because she loves doing coke. Yeah, of course, and because you wanted a banger.
Fair enough.
Jones, you're 50.
You wanted a banger.
You're 58.
Every 50-year-old, there's no 58-year-old man on,
listen to me, there's no 58-year-old man on the planet
that wouldn't want to fuck a 24-year-old.
I'm sure when I'm, I won't want the fucking old man.
I'd love to bang a 24-year-old.
I have OCD.
When an OCD person makes an edict, when I said I'll never bang a girl younger than my oldest kid, I can't break that.
He expects us to believe that. My OCD makes it so I can't even fuck a hot chick who's 25 years old.
I made an edict with myself, so I can't do that. It's the dumbest thing ever no one believes that yeah
It's funny how OCD can do things. I've never been documented before it's like the force yeah, all these new Star Wars things
It's all I know the force could make princess Leia come back to life and fly through outer space
Yeah, I didn't know he could my OCD from fucking young women my OCD
We should say you know you know you know you know you know
From fucking young women. Well see D. Miss you say you know you know you know you know you know
I think his co-hosts are just so embarrassed by his argument that they just let it go They're like oh for sure cuz clay's like all right, man. Whatever
I'm not gonna dignify that with a response. It's so stupid to say that
so
John then starts talking about because now he's trying to get back at Chad for this video that Chad did.
And John was at Chad's standup show in Atlantic City.
The Super Bowl weekend that MLC
and all those guys went down there.
And Chad put on this standup show
that was really haphazard.
He didn't really have amplification or microphones.
Nothing was prepared, because that's how Chad rolls.
And John was there, as we all know.
And now John's gonna talk about Chad's standup.
This is what gets me so excited
about these two going after each other.
They both suck at comedy.
And they're gonna call each other out
for sucking at comedy, it's great.
You sucked so badly.
And I've been trying to be nice about it.
But let me just tell you, when Dirty Deeds and I were watching you,
Dirty Deeds came over my shoulder and said Pearl Harbor.
And I looked back at him after every joke I said, Nagasaki.
Hiroshima.
Hiroshima.
And then he leaned at me after another bomb joke, Hiroshima Hiroshima and then he leaned at me after another bomb joke
Hiroshima and then I look back at him after another bomb joke of yours and said
USS Cole and we
9-eleven We went back and forth after every lemon of a joke you told you suck
Imagine closing your act with the squeegee bet
That's it there and heckling a guy. Oh, you're a shebob. All right. I'm fine. This guy sucks at comedy
You both do yeah, you're both terrible. This is a homeless fight
Right bum fights. Yes. I've actually I got to witness one of those not too long ago in the city and it's I'm there for it
Man. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't know who I'm rooting for
I just want everyone to have fun
This you go after each other about who's the worst stand-up. I just get the popcorn ready. All right, let's go
Now your turn Jed, I wonder what jazz gonna say to that
Because if he's ever broken down John's stand-up, that'd be the one time I'd want to watch Chad actually
Yeah, good point. That'd be it'd be fun to check out
but now
John when him and I there was a week where he thought we were friends and I remember I was sitting exactly right here
And I got a phone call from him Vinnie was here
I think we were doing a creep-up bonus show and I got John's calling me
So I pick it up and John is
Very concerned girl. You won't believe it. Chad is saying he's coming over to my house to vandalize it
He just he just posted it on twitter
I'm calling i'm calling the police i'm calling the fbi like he was very concerned
And he thought that i'd be concerned because I live my house in cape corals close to his so that i'd be concerned too
And it's like well, yeah,, Chad says a lot of things.
He's a liar.
And, but John at that time was very nervous.
Now listen to John's tone of attitude.
So go ahead headliner, try to stick it to me again,
motherfucker.
John, you don't want this heat bitch.
You got to know-
Oh, I'm so scared, Chadley.
What are you going to do to me?
Come to my house.
Do it.
Just do it.
Come on over.
I'm ready for you now.
I'm here.
Come on.
Let's have a little talk.
Duke's been training enough dealing with the surely network.
You got enough dealing with the potato and everybody else.
You don't know the potatoes gone. I made sure that
Okay again taking full credit for Cardiff's channel going down
So apparently he thinks he did something
Come to my house now. He's saying these are children that we're dealing with everyone wants to fight in the front yard or something
It'll show up and then he's like get off my property
Everyone wants to fight in the front yard or something channel show up and then he's like get off my property
Drove Chad shows up with a beer wrap filming him
Punching in front of jobs out that would actually be the funniest thing Jen could do I would give him a lot of credit I'll do that
I'll be down there soon. I might do that. It'd be fun
All right
So this is the thing. And OJ,
the reason why you're getting invited on these shows now instead of Cardiff is
for this specific reason right here.
I was going to say, you know, like the potato is bad now. Like he, he can't go on,
he can't go on BW show. He can't go on OJ.
Goes on another show. Guess who will be there to report him me
Me I'm not saying I agree totally with that, but it's ban evasion and you know
If you agree, I know I know I know I know
No, all right
Thank You clay dabler for saying that like yeah, well don't report channels
It's you know, you're weaponizing the terms
of service here of YouTube by doing that it's a it's a yes it's a dick move to do that thank
you Clay for understanding how life works John does not but this is John he's going
to justify why he can report channels if he sees Cardiff show up on them I'm not saying
I agree totally with that but it's ban evasion and you know, you will get if you agree. No, I know I know I know I know
No, I get it. I get it
You tried to do I get it. I get it. I did you swap my child fucking graduation?
I will report that motherfucker if he shows up anywhere
fucking where oh
Jesus Christ. So again, He tried to disrupt now he just he's gonna disrupt it by what filming from his phone a
Graduation where everyone else also has their phones out something that never was gonna have never was gonna happen. It was a one
comment just kind of thrown out there and
Now John's allowed to get everyone else's channel banned, whoever has Cardiff on the show, for that.
It's like, this is why everyone hates you, John. This is, and he, you know, he's not going to
understand this, but the Dr. Steve incident, that was how this all happened. You went too hard at
someone who didn't deserve it, and everyone went, fuck you. and he's doing it again And unless you were thinking that I wasn't gonna put him blowing mucus all over his lap in slow-mo
You are wrong cuz here it is
If he's not dehydrated from drinking too much. He's dehydrated from talking
It's fucking nuts oh
Boy well, that's what John's up to I'm very excited about that John versus Chad
I couldn't think of a better storyline at this time the never end
it really reminds me of the attitude era of
WWE just
Everything's going so well Aaron's getting arrested
John and Chad are fighting
Kevin Brennan's like dying actively on a show
Coughing and aren't watching anymore. Yeah, card. It's gone. That's fucking potatoes. I hear nobody's worried
Watching anymore. Yes, Cardiff's gone. That's like a potatoes. I know nobody's worried about that
God is definitely a dabbler before you get off Chad. Mm-hmm. He had an interesting post on Instagram today
Okay, he wants to feature his September 20 24 shows
He put eight dates up one of which is in August and two are private parties why
would you promote a private party to show that you actually have work when
people are goofing on you for not having any work I didn't realize that I
would have brought it up then.
There's, I don't know if it does this a lot anymore,
but there are a lot of local bands
that you go to their shows tab,
and it's like past shows.
This is a show like they played shows before.
It's like, yeah, who cares?
Not looking up to see when you played before.
I wanna see if you're playing anytime coming up.
Man, I wish I coulda gotten to that one.
Yeah, right.
But that's kinda like Chad's mentality too. It's just like, yeah, just show, throw as many dates up there as possible. Make it look like I'm coming up man. I wish I could have gotten it all right, but that's kind of like chance mentality, too
It's just like I just showed those make dates up there as possible make it look like I'm busy and people are interested in me
Okay, why not?
OJ are you ready to play a game with us?
Yeah, why made this game? Oh you made this game? Yeah, Cardiff Cardiff made me do it now
Oh, so taking over your taking over the games as well. Okay, great. Let's get ready to poke a dab with everybody Cardiff. Cardiff made me do am a Friend wanted me to ask any truth to him you slept with a pre-op
Tranny well no truth to it. I didn't sleep at anybody I struck out I
struck out damn it
Roy Hobbs you crossed the big line here bully is okay
Do Phil Elmore is a fraud. Thanks for the 10 bucks.
John, your own daughter was quoted in the media saying she has food insecurity, not because she can't afford food at the time, because
she is on a crusade against processed foods.
So she would have to look at packaging to make sure the foods weren't processed.
She's a vegan
Okay up on the screen it says fun fact if food is packaged it's likely processed
Yes, which she's looking at the label doesn't say like this is processed on the label
Broccoli is never generally processed
Yeah, is there an ingredients on this peach I want to see
Versus yes, there are ingredients on this peach. I want to see
You so stupid she's a vegan
So she doesn't want to have any processed foods what part of that don't you understand?
Well, you don't understand what a vegan is right? I mean you can be against processed food and I agree with that actually I think Lily's probably very bright just like her brother is
Because processed food is awful for people and we've been eating it for decades now in this country
But I'm just being a vegan correct very different thing and I love that. It's John's plane mode where
Listen to me What I don't understand is that the term food insecurity means you don't know where your next meal is gonna come from it doesn't mean
What's in this food and what am I gonna eat for dinner? I don't have no idea she was quoted as saying
I don't understand that either fucking shit
Michael Diana, can we bring Vince's kids on sometimes if he wants it's fine with me
Jordan you cross the line. We call his wife shaking my door. So would you ever date a trans person? Yes
And by the way, I didn't cross the line with that's not his wife
Yes, and by the way, I didn't cross the line with that's not his wife
Something you all said that wasn't his wife now is it or is it not?
Is she black or is she Indian every time Carl mentions a kid post a pic of his ugly wife that'll get us up I got to find out if that's really his wife
And if so, I'll put it right behind me.
And every time he does one thing about my kids, it'll be coming right up.
And then
what did John say next? Here are your choices.
Number one, I'm going to talk to his mother.
B the shoe will be on the other foot
next
sweet revenge
For he'll think twice or thrice
And lastly shut up about my kids
to poke a
Dabler all right. He doesn't say thrice. I don't think that's the answer I like
Sweet revenge, but I'm gonna say lastly he'll shut up about my kids. That's what I'm going with on this one
What do you think Andy B shoe on the other foot okay?
Producer Chris I also went lastly
Okay, all right. Let's go
Let's see if OJ's version of this game is
Gonna stump us or not and every time he does one thing about my kids. It'll be come right up and
Then I'm gonna talk to his mother
Fuck I forgot about this this is
Want to know against the panel way better than Carter yeah at least you're likeable This was before he called Kate Meany's mom, so I don't think anyone took him seriously, but then it's like no he does call people's mom
Yeah
Wow fucking baby. Oh
My mom call you John
How long has this been going on since he was a kid my mom's gonna call your amazing? Yeah, I'm telling you his version of
Narcissism is just he stopped maturing at the age of six
It's crazy
Not good, you know, do anything violent.
I'm going to say Mrs. Heberger,
your son seems to think it's okay to goof on my children.
Is this how you raised him?
Bacon and eggs.
I saw a video online of Howard firing you on air
for misusing the phone.
He called you a loser and said,
you were never finally on I'm funny laugh at oh
My god, do you think everything Howard said was true?
I'm just curious. No just that thing if you do then you're a fucking idiot. Yeah, but he was accurate there
Then off the air. He tells me how great I am in on the air. Yeah, because you were begging for a raise
So he's just trying to calm you down. You're great. John. Did he have a fire me ever? No
ever No, did he hang out with me all the time? Yeah, you have a fire. He takes me out to dinner all the time. Yes
Was I the one that he hung out with at parties yes
Jesus Christ was either one that he invited to the Hampton sleepover. Holy shit. Yes
Do you pause it for a second? Yeah
I'm recording his show right now on another screen. He's basically doing the exact rent right now
He just did it the other day too, yeah, like two days Yeah, same thing. I slept over at his house
Neat I don't think was either one who would make him laugh his ass off
Do you not recall when he talks about me and Jackie and about how I'm doing impressions of Robin drowning and he's saying like look
He's like John's fun. John's funny. He what he liked to hang out with me, because I am funny.
Oh, Jesus.
You all know it.
Thanks for documenting the day, John.
Everybody was already sending their shit, dummy.
That's all for this time.
Come back next time to find out if you are man enough to
poke a dabbler
Not Carter electric
Eugene said good dog
We're so associated with that
All right, well patron that complex card of electric that's where you have to go to get your card of electric
Content these days along with rumble back to the answer of that I
love how he's like not to do anything violent that would be funny if he did
the Patrick Melton thing in front of your mom's house he's got the car stereo
oh that would be great I know you're there you coward He called your mom your mom isn't talking gives you a talking to I'm not I'm not mad
That's what I think just disappoint that's what he thinks is gonna happen. Yeah, you raised your son
No, I like it go fuck yourself back here, but would be like Carl. Do you have any more tickets to Detroit?
Your mom would be like she's Carl's been cracking us up for years
She hear what he says about me
Think would be her answer I just realized there was something I was gonna play that I didn't play
It was gonna be during my Aaron in Holt
Being a fugitive breakdown
Jake Hudson is constantly emailing me AI songs that he makes
he makes. He makes. So let's listen to a little bit of this. This is for Aaron. in the loos Dodging the law he's a ghost in the night a fugitive from justice always ready to fight
Every corner he turns there's a shadow in pursuit, but he's too slick too smart to ever lose the win
They say he's a criminal
No more AI music. I'll put a moratorium on this. It's offensive thing
Oh geez now regularly I thought that was a carded thing you're banned
It's fucked up right there
What have we done today guys? We've done it all we talked about Donnie Keith and her hilarious show breaking down social media videos that are
hilarious
We had some cringe of the week with our boy Johnny Kush breaking down social media videos that are hilarious.
We had some Crips of the Week with our boy Johnny Kush, Dane Cook,
Patty Broken Skull dropped a new episode.
He's got some sick ass music that he's posting.
Aaron Imholt has a felony bench warrant,
so he doesn't want to get pulled over anytime soon
or have his plates run when a cop's tailing
him that would not be good.
Settling John is on all out war with Chad Zumach.
No one was able to poke a dad where you know what that means.
It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.
The part of the show we tease the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode
of Who Are These podcasts, although today I cannot do that.
Today I'm going to tease who's going to be on the show instead.
Adam Bush will be making his debut as co-host on WATP and I'm very excited about that.
Adam's great.
He's got some very interesting insights into things.
So I think he's going gonna be great on the show. The reason why I don't have a show picked out yet is because
We're kind of in a little bit of a wall as far as suggestions go
We have a channel or a discord people put in suggestions
that's where I got this one today, obviously and I always go in there and look people email me suggestions and
Lately this haven't been that very fun. We need to get back into some fun shows to to goof on
So if anyone's out there if you could find some shows that you'd like us to do a review on please send them my way
I'd like to know you know we've done a variety of shows that are funny some of them are not well known at all I
Can think of certain episodes like maybe they were scripted and acted out and
there's not a popular podcast. There's a lot of fun to make fun of. Other ones are very
popular with famous people and those are very fun to make fun of. So it doesn't, it doesn't
have to be, there isn't like a specific formula, but just something that's more fun to actively
listen to, I guess. Yeah. No snooze fests. Right. Is what I'm looking for. If you're
like, Hey, this show is boring and it sucks. Yeah, okay cool
Yeah, I don't know what to do with that
But oh Jay in the morning, maybe oh Jay in the morning should be the next one
Although I did just say no, it can't be boring and suck
Hey, oh oh Jay you're not gonna respond to that
He's crying
You might be
For me what are you talking about? I saved you from that poison pizza
It's not the best pizza. I'll be honest with you Detroit style pizzas not my favorite, but we were fucking starving. I was so
So please join us again next time oh, let me do with some plugs real quick trucker Annie's here from the all apologies podcast
Oh, hello. What are you up to on all apologies these days? I had a lot of fun covering Brooks Schofield being
Kicked off of cancelled by Tana mojo. Hold on. Hold on first off. I want to cover Brooks Schofield
Yeah, sounds fun. She got kicked off in the show
Yeah, somebody some idiot went back and found tweets that she did when she was 14 that were you know vaguely?
Offensive racist or what are we talking about shit about Zimmerman and
Trayvon Martin, okay?
But I'm like they're even more down. Yeah
That's the funny thing carl. We get to the end, and I'm just like tan and bojo is it complete fucking oh
Untalented cunt and she's done a lot of things in her career pissed everyone off. Yeah, yeah, so she kicked brooks
Go field off that show that was such a popular show. They're getting millions of views
It was because not it was very fun to look at yes. Yeah, wow
About this I'm talking about Was because not a good move very fun to look at yes, yeah, wow
About this I'm talking about
And she had a big like
tik-tok war with one of her exes some
Some hack not singer some hideous hack singer that she decided to date for three months Huh, so I sing a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, you can probably get her
date for three months huh so I sing a little bit yeah yeah you can probably get her yeah so check out all apologies podcast com for all all things
apologies awesome and OJ in the morning Sunday mornings at 7 a.m. Eastern oh boy
nice muted fucking OJ I don't know if you can I'm too high for this yeah I
was so baked 7 a.m. tomorrow at obnoxious John on YouTube come come on by
And now are you gonna have you have the potato on your show cuz I heard that no John's looking to strike people with potatoes
No, never again. He's dead to me. Could there be two oranges on the show?
Okay
Just curious what was going on
Please join us again next time.
It might be the episode we find out once and for all.
Who are these podcasts?
Sleep well, everypony. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. of a mess. Indrid Cold Zero notes. Lady Babylon's voice and cadence reminds me of long legs.
Hail Satan.
Andrie Gunnar-Hawkson gushes.
Wow.
Kane Hodder is a big get for WATP.
Robert England next.
Drew Peanuts.
Yuck.
Jodie B is bad and so douchey.
But I guess it's not Christian Blatt, so it could be worse.
Todd feels our pain.
It's too nice out to be in a basement podcasting.
Satan no pines. Eh, I think if the shoelie was on the other foot with John about the
ESO situation, I honestly think that Carl would be lighting John up about it. But it's
just my theory.
From Facebook, Brian Hulk reports,
Cardiff's whole channel is gone. Mike Mara is stumped. Cardiff had a channel? Ion Force
theorizes.
Michael Popok got him.
Ronnie Greer riffs,
Oh hello, I mean, goodbye.
And from YouTube, Sam Bibli is outraged.
I can't believe Carl got the potatoes channel nuked
just because he cleared his throat on the air.
Free the potato!
Chicken Little Syndrome might be on to something.
John wants them to change the name of the Uncle Rico show
so that doesn't come up when people Google John's name.
North Jersey jabroni.
Carl is an enemy for life for joking
that John's kids are losers years ago.
But KB directly calling his mother a dumb cunt
is easily forgiven and forgotten.
Moulton's Steel predicts his excuse for the stuff
on his computer is going to be, it's from a virus.
No more Shuli equals world peace has the decency
to get honest for a moment.
I'm obviously not a big fan of Shuli,
but I couldn't imagine taking a victory lap
if he was involved in the child porn issue.
I mean, the man has kids and a family.
Celebrating his family's lives being ruined
just because I think he's a hack
would bring me to the level of SJ. Mountain Man Watching comedic genius John Melendez struggle
to come up with a joke on the fly shows why Jay Leno just had to have him as a writer.
Acky642 explains, This guy can't stay away.
From stupidity.
I never touch my carrot, offers.
John saw a mortician for hair and makeup.
When's the funeral, Johnny?
Pig saw Janet.
Old shoe polish John is back.
And Gianni Friendly plays us out with
Bob's big boy hairdo.
Just hairdo it.
Ms. Tidebox, do you know what you did wrong?
OJ, you keeping an eye on what Stachio's up to up to over there? Yeah, well 30 minutes behind, but he's
Yeah, no, it's still Chad content. Yeah, it's Chad. It's carded. It's
Nice he's just all completely back in on the devil verse
Suit Monday night on Curtis rumble. He'll update you. All right. He's completely back in on all of this. Uh,
yeah, let's check out lady Babylon going after Lucy type box
and the voicemailers are into it.
Hey, miss Lucy type box.
I just wanted you to know this lady Babylon and
I just wanted you to know this lady Babylon and I think I'm gonna tie you up in my basement and jerk off on your feet while making you watch VeggieTales.
What do you think about that?
Hmm?
Not gonna like that.
All right.
I'll see you soon.
Yeah, VeggieTales sucks. You got none on my toes. He nodded on my toes.
That Lady Babylon is a creep.
Yeah. He doesn't have a basement though.
Probably not. No, that's a shitty apartment.
Hey Kyle, it's Loto Paco. I just wanted to ask you a question about Aaron Immert.
Sure.
Is he retarded?
Yes.
Is he begging for $300 a day, $1,500 a week, and YouTube takes 30% of that?
Is he retarded or just completely unskilled?
I don't know.
I don't understand this format. Okay. Have a good one, Carl.
The dumbest thing anyone could ever do is to paint themselves in this corner where they have to make
350 bucks every morning that they do a show. How do you grow your show doing that? Do you think that
the same people are just going to keep giving you money over and over and over again?
Do you think that people the same people just gonna keep giving you money over and over and over again
It's just destined to fail. It's also hilarious
You know, this is Dan from ProPlanet. All right. I just had a thought I want to share with you I don't know perhaps it's a cure to you, but you know when a person dies
Say a person who once was famous and then became a little bit obscure and people haven't thought about them in decades
and then became a little bit obscure and people haven't thought about them in decades,
certainly not in any great numbers.
And then they print the obituary
and it's pretty much a recap of what's been,
not usually much to say about what came after.
So when Setsho dies,
may it be many years from now,
but what the fuck is gonna happen with those headlines?
Have fun.
Oh, if I have anything to say, the dabble verse will be mentioned in those headlines.
If there is a God, high-pitched Eric will die on the same day, and no one will talk about John.
Oh, you're right.
There'll be something that's more high profile from Howard Stern universe and Jad will just get buried in all of it
That's funny. I'm catching up on a few shows right now. So this might be a little late, but
Is it just me or does Lady Babylon?
sound like
the worst
Christopher Walken impersonation you've ever heard
in your life. That's what I'm getting from them. Love the show
too.
I could see that we were talking about that last night.
What was your take on it?
I don't remember.
Yeah, you were saying someone that was an impersonation. I was
like, Oh, yeah, I could see that too. I don't remember.
It was Ray DeVito doing Christopher Walken.
Thanks. I thought he would remember.
Carl, it's been said before, I'm going to say it again.
Steely Dan can gargle my balls.
Stuttering John is just a drunk, smelly, lying, old idiot.
I am also completely sick of hearing about him and I suggest or put forward an idea for
an experiment.
Let's just go one complete month without covering anything that he does at all and just see
what happens because honestly it is just getting old now as much as he is a risible prick.
It's really getting old. Final point, you did goof on Tony Michaels a bit
when his criminal activity was uncovered,
but you didn't link that, and to my recollection,
to anything John was doing really at all.
The goofing was purely at Tony Michaels
because of his uncovered idiocy.
And I really don't believe that you guys
would really goof on someone
who is a pedophile. Because it's just not really as funny as selling synthetic marijuana.
Maybe I'm wrong.
No, you are correct about that. I think that's a very good point.
If you're sick of John, stop going on his show, Clay.
That wasn't Clay. That'd be funny. Clay's also calling into the voicemail. Ha ha.
I'm just reveling in the news of Aaron Imhol being arrested and probably spending time
in jail for his various fucking retarded antics.
He's going to have to worry less about hitting the goal than making sure his chin hits daddy's
balls to ensure maximum satisfaction
and get it over with quicker.
I really can't think of a more suitable retarded narcissistic piece of shit for this to happen
to other than a certain smelly drunken midget.
Wow.
I mean, I'm not wishing that on anybody personally, except for maybe Isso Doe.
Hey, Carl, I just want to congratulate you on another show well done.
I don't remember which one it was because Blind Mike was on it.
But you know, you got to take a message from Blind Mike.
He does a four hour show, doesn't even reference how long he went.
He's not like, well, gang, we went a little long today.
You know, he just lets us fly.
It's four hours every Sunday.
It's a
beautiful show it's a great show for people that haven't that have no not enough carl between the
weekend show and the and the wednesday show which is the thursday show for us people listen post
facto well carl fuck off and uh boy mike yo what's up bro talk to you later bye the reason why i was
concerned about the length is because I had a fantasy football draft
No one's even asked me how it went. Whatever thought we were all friends here waiting for Andy, but but how'd it go? I
When I logged in it was my turn to pick I got there just in the nick of time
So that's why I was watching things along on Wednesday
We were going a little bit longer than I wanted to for that reason
Hello, Carl hamburger
This is Pierre Trudeau of Canada
We finally got your boy
Electric oh
We knew he was Canadian
It's a boot time
It's well about time.
It's well about time.
We got him.
Pierre Trudeau.
I'm not familiar with this person. Do you know who that is?
OJ?
I don't know.
I think he died late in 1997.
Okay.
Hey Carl, I've got something I've been wondering about.
Um, would you consider Kevin Brennan a low cow? And if so, why? Anyway, let me know.
But don't call me back. What do you guys think about that? Is Kevin Brennan a low cow?
I think he's got a lot of tendencies for it. He's got some things working
on his side. He's not begging for money when he isn't being just an asshole.
He's kind of funny.
Well, he does it in a more subtle way than Dark Side Phil and Aaron Inholt.
Yeah. And John, I would say maybe that's what the turn is.
He's turning from a host into a low cow.
I think it is.
I think I might be you might be onto something with that.
What do you think, producer Chris?
Yeah, I would say he's technically a little cow.
Yeah. All right. Well, there you have it. Chris said it. Therefore it is true. Gary
and San Diego calling into the show.
Hey Carl, Gary and San Diego. Well, I listened to John's show on Friday. I must admit I usually
don't like a show and it takes me as I have to work really hard to listen
But I love it when John talks about his terrible dates his terrible bumble dates that goes terribly wrong
It's hilarious. I agree that he keeps trying and he keeps failing on these dates
Can't seem to pick somebody that turns out to be a good date too bad John
blowing your money
Rock and roll rock and roll
Should get some advice from Johnny Kush. Yeah, Johnny Kush is killing it out there
He just can't find someone who's very good
Keep going on these terrible dates. Yeah, we didn't play the clips
I put on point down point yesterday when he started the show talking about fat the chick was anyone I'd date with
It's funny. He's always bragging about it the day before he's like I got a date. It's gonna be amazing
We're gonna have a great dinner. I can't wait black girl. It's gonna be awesome. And then he comes back
I say he's like what a fat whore
Appetizer and dessert
What did he say? He ordered a whole pizza pie?
What did he say?
Which Cape Coral is known for their pizza by the way
Don't even get me started on that
Alright
This has been just as much fun as it should be
Not too much fun
Not no fun
Just the
right amount of fun. Stop flattering me.
Okay, folks.
Guess what? The episode's over.
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mom What do you think happened there? I gotta go. Goodbye Good bye
All right new thing
After we end the show we just talked night of conspiracies. That's a new format. I think really just hit me
Yeah, this is a good time. We're two and a half hours in we're gonna button it up
Yeah, the new fun fun fact WTC seven two and a half hours in we're gonna button it up. Yeah, the new fun fact
WTC seven that was a controlled demolition, right?
I've seen evidence of that
He did it for you and all the other hulk of maniacs out there as well
For sure. So let's finish it up in the next five minutes. Nice