Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep549 - DKs Way

Episode Date: September 1, 2024

Daugne Keith is a woman who claims to be a comedian. She hosts a podcast that basically is a rip off of Who Are These Socials, the show I cohost with Blind Mike. Her and her amusing friends watch craz...y videos on social media and offer their witty takes. Well, change amusing to ponderous, change crazy to tedious, and change witty to brainless.  Trucker Andy joins us and brings clips that are inaudible. He’s a pro. For cringe of the week we check in on Marijuana Happy Hour and Dane Cook. Paddy Brokenskull dropped a new podcast episode and he’s very proud of his new music endeavors. Steel Toe has disappeared from the internet since it came out that he has a warrant for a felony count of nonconsensual dissemination of private images (aka revenge porn). Stuttering John is starting a new beef, this time with Chad Zumock. We also have another round of To Poke A Dabbler, the internet news, and your voicemails.  Tickets for the Magic Bag in Detroit on October 25th – http://watplive.com/ Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop Trucker Andy’s podcast – https://allapologiespodcast.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:02:43 We'll be reviewing a show called DK's way This was a suggestion from Jay in the discord. We have all listened separately. We've not discussed it was a beforehand Let's get into it. This is a show that's hosted by Donnie Keith famous comic Donnie Keith is the host the episode I checked out had a couple guests on it Megashia and sireya Silvers spelled the way it sounds yeah Something like that. So what start off I'll start off with Showing you today's topic. She wants to this is a funny comedy show with the comics and singers and actors a different mix of people
Starting point is 00:03:19 But of course DK is always Hosting the show and she gets us started with today's topic. Tonight's topic, if you're just tuning in for the first time, DK's Way is a comedian's commentary and reaction show. And I have guests that do all types of things tonight. I got singers in the house, comedian in the house,'s a slash slash slash and I got siree here she's the same with Charlie Wilson yes following this because understand what's going on right here well I mean that's the way I talk all the time
Starting point is 00:04:05 I just find this song sing songy bullshit every so the other sentence sighs silver is the woman on the far right that she just introduced Okay, she's the daughter of a guy who was in the R&B group the Silvers you ever heard of that No, me neither. I checked it out. It was terrible. It's almost generic 70s Motown R&B crap you've ever seen but they treat her like she's a huge celebrity out here, which is fun It seems like a Jaguar rights kind of yeah, I sang backup for JZ once so everybody better like bow down Yeah, brace yourself ten feet to start him. What was the name of that? Documentary all right, so let's break down. What's really going on with the show. Why does the show exist? What are they doing? Oh, anyway, let's get into these videos. We got to talk about it these people what they do
Starting point is 00:04:51 That's I couldn't even think of another name except Okay good transition and now there's an Instagram real being pulled up and Okay, finally starts off Good transition and now there's an Instagram reel being pulled up and Okay, finally starts off This is why I'm very annoyed with the show. They're blatantly ripping off W ATS. Yeah, this is who are these socials for black people and I would just have liked a phone call, you know, she'll at least gave me a phone call before he ripped me off. I just want to hear that you're doing it It's just a courtesy. Just a courtesy is all we need So I want to play this for is a little bit of a longer clip But this is their first breakdown of a video on the show. So like 12 minutes in they go
Starting point is 00:05:35 Okay, let's start watching these, you know after they crack each other up and stuff. Let's start watching these videos this is a video some kid put like shoe polish on her face or something and so they're trying to wash it off and They're just watching this kid with her mom trying to get this shit off of her face and it's not that interesting It's cute Freaking out a little bit fun It's not coming off really good. I think it's cute, but... Thor, please get it off! I'm so sorry! I'm sorry, we're sorry. We're sorry, we're sorry. We're sorry, we're sorry.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Please, please, please, please. I'm sorry, we're sorry. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? I know, that's part of the problem here. I wouldn't be putting this on the internet if I was mom. I think mom put the shoe polish on. That's very possible.
Starting point is 00:06:29 What am I thinking about getting my face painted? I see the kids freaking out, it's kind of funny. It's kind of fun. This goes on a little too long. Go down a little too long All right, so now They cut the volume now it goes to her Instagram page and then They go back to the video again And then it starts again, and then it stops again, and now it's okay now great now. Let's go. What do we got ladies? So the production this is terrible. I'm sure you noticed that oh yeah
Starting point is 00:07:03 They're very bad at wanting this type of show like things come up. They don't come up. They have volume They don't have volume they start they stop, but who cares about that. I want to know what's their take gonna be on that video We just saw they got to have some really funny comedic bits since they're comedians, right? Now y'all Kids be doing some way out shit you tell them don't and they do it anyway. And that's what her little badass get. Putting that shoe polish all over her face thinking she wanted to be a black woman or whatever she was trying to be. And when that shit would come off she got the prey of the blue heads with together.
Starting point is 00:07:43 What in the fuck? What's going on right now? That was her take on that we just watched a minute-long video she was a Frenchie school broadcast I think so kids be doing crazy stuff. Yeah, they sure do. They sure do be They'd be saying the damnedest things too. I don't know Any do you have a clip or an example of something that sums up the show for you on here? Well, the clip that sums up the show for me is clip my clip 2. This is You know technical problems. It's amateur hour. It's you know it's hack shit
Starting point is 00:08:23 I'm 25. But no, the sound is terrible. Exactly. It's not. They can't stop pounding on the table. This is not Dilly Dally. I ran through the alley. Sally blue valley What's wrong cuz you look dumb since you said it's all because of you You got away and now her gator Exactly so I
Starting point is 00:08:59 Your audio gonna be like this cuz we can't hear it fucking had to be because it was so bad I'm not a miracle worker Fucking de-esser I put D noise I Cued it. I just put the volume up. It wouldn't do it sounded. It's terrible Unlistenable so I did that for your benefit, okay, because it it's just it was a cacophony They have nice microphones, but they don't know how to use this equipment No sound engineer or something in there. The one that I was watching,
Starting point is 00:09:27 you can't hear them. They don't really recognize what the microphone does. They think it's just part of a set. So they'll be talking over here to each other. The one lady's way back here talking. It's like you got to get near the fucking microphone. Why am I not there yelling at them? That's one of the things I do very well on this show. Yes. Yelling people, right? You're the best. But this one, I looked at the Description of the show yes on YouTube and it said we may be bout to get ignorant the description of the show and This spell check even do
Starting point is 00:10:03 Sure they misspelled commentary On their logo commentary was one of I'm like this has to be on me. I have to look Questioning right in the description, so I know that they did it Commentary kids spell hurricane so the guest on this is hurricane this was called the draft This is America, and we've got hurricane and Ron Cole and young poncho Oh young poncho sweet young poncho seems to be a fixture though. He's cut on more than a couple of his He's like the trucker Andy of this show okay about his funny Word for it, then so it clipped one
Starting point is 00:10:42 Called a game DK wants to kick off the show and help you know low t-mails like me Help fix their broke dicks From my sponsor a game a game is not Oh my gosh, she was digging into her it looks like an ass Yeah, we can't hear this buddy just gasped out you need that action I Thought I was doing us a favor. It sounds But it's really sounds but like in post yeah if Ed wants to like pump this up it's gonna sound like shit yeah but you either want to hear it or not you got to pick one or the other I guess it's super frustrating because she's very aware of
Starting point is 00:11:36 the microphone she was just holding it and like she's her nose is going into them like yeah it's ever mouth right it's almost covering your eyes that's what you keep hearing so anyway this is like a blue chew commercial or something yeah, yeah So she's feeding her co-host boner pills hoping that one of them is gonna get so horned up They'll call her or something, but she's pulling like Cheetos out of her bra You know she's just The episode I watched was sponsored by this like pre-roll joint they had. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:12:06 On the set. So that was interesting. They know who their target audience is. Let me, yeah. Let me back up a little bit because this woman fancies herself a comic, this Donny Keith. And so I thought, well, I want to see what the standup looks like. Let's see what kind of comedy we're getting into. And I thank y'all for coming out to see me, but I did notice some of y'all have bigger asses than me.
Starting point is 00:12:35 How is that possible? She's a very big woman. But apparently the joke here, and she's wearing this dress, you can't, thankfully, you can't really see what's doing. But I guess the joke here is that she doesn't have a big ass or not the right kind of big ass or something I don't really have the right kind Don't appreciate that shit Cuz I got jokes He's like you can have all the titties you want
Starting point is 00:13:01 But don't get your ass in that ass line Cuz he knew I'd be disrespectful with it. I'd be walking across the street, dropping shit on purpose. I've seen, he's like, you can't have no ass. Like I notice when y'all go to the club, people with big asses, they'd be popping it like bow bow. Ask for this. My ass, I got to shake my thighs bitches. I don't understand how this is humor. What's the joke there? It's the way she says it. I thought just automatically laugh. Yeah, it seems to be just all the character acting out part of it because I'll play another
Starting point is 00:13:52 clip from this stand up show. So she talks about growing up her and her brother. I'm ignorant as fuck. Just thought y'all should know that shit. You know, you're here for a reason ignorance yeah my brother crazy though you know when we was little speaking of it was funny because we watched Soul Train every Saturday. See y'all generation, y'all don't get to see that good shit like Soul Train, American Band
Starting point is 00:14:31 Stand, shit like that. And one day we was dancing in Soul Train. But every Thursday, every Saturday this nigga get thirsty and I'm like, why are you thirsty? And it'd be a Kool-Aid see kool-aid had the gang fucked up He made ghetto kids real thirsty on Saturdays On acid Following this at all the food be dancing the soul trainer their brother would get thirsty Because kool-aid made kids thirsty on Saturdays in the ghetto
Starting point is 00:15:02 Tom Myers is really like jealous. Some scribbling at his notepad. I gotta catch up. We dancing in the Soul Train, so we working up a sweat already. We in there just dancing. Do da da da da da da da. Hey sis, guess what? I helped Kool-Aid.
Starting point is 00:15:20 He come and visit us, and we gonna be, we gonna have all the kool-aid But I was one of them sisters the hell they let you know what life was about So I was like look you dumb little motherfucker. Let me tell you something I mean you guys want to hear the rest of the story Well, it seems likely that the kool-aid man would show up to borrow her clothes because they're the same size Good point. Oh yeah. At the beginning here, DK's telling her backstory and that woman, Sy, is just making noises the entire time.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Like, you're one, no one can talk into a microphone. In this one, she can't stop making noises into the microphone. Because I grew up on the dysfunctional side as she did it's a little different You know we went in the Jackson's and stuff like that my mom's song background with the Shirelles And my dad worked for Motown for over 30 years catching the Holy Spirit Boy wait till I tell those stories in my special Rodney Perry I'm holding you to that. He wants to produce my special. You heard her.
Starting point is 00:16:28 Look, that's not what listening is. That's not active. Amen. Preach. But the other thing that really annoyed me about this was not just that. It's this DK cracking herself up. And normally on these types of shows, host starts laughing the other two will be polite Like oh, yeah, it's funny. No, not this time. They don't know what she's laughing at
Starting point is 00:16:59 Good stuff, I think she's a little time or or something sometimes because she's very sing-songy and Cracking up over shit. That's not funny. That's what fat people do. That is well, that's true. They're jolly That is a good point So they watched this other video Where this little girl? Shaves her head the top of her head. I shouldn't say she's a little girl. I don't know. She is Shaves the top of her head and then leaves like the back and the sides. And they're like, wow, that's crazy that she would do that. So listen to the question. Now this
Starting point is 00:17:31 is the banter after watching that video. This is how you can see that blind Mike and me are pretty good at this because these people are terrible at it. As she tries to get a conversation going with her co-host mega Shia. I think that's what her name is or mega Shia Like Shia, I don't know something like that Picture the middle looks like Chappelle is black Gallagher That's a good description That's a good description. You're a stylist. You want to write.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Somebody comes in your chair and they're like, okay, I want you to just do this, this part. You know, I want the back like a Shaolin. I just want like a karate movie going on in the back and in the front. You know, I want it like a karate movie, man. We're bald right here. Believe my baby hairs And how much you gonna charge her? So let's say that you're a stylist and person comes in wants the karate man look of course someone walks in and says I'd
Starting point is 00:18:38 Like the Larry fine, please yes right away. How much you gonna charge? How is that a funny question? Okay, I will charge like 275 It's 275 a funny response to that How much you gonna charge? I would charge you 35. Oh my god. I wasn't ready for that. What? Oh, that's nuts This is why we have you on the show. It's great so after the karate movie man stuff we get into an ad read. And this ad read is bizarre. We go what you look like today.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Freedia Trappers on Crenshaw, King Boulevard. They got four of these for $20. So they got the best flower. They got great prices. But you know, that bad and bougie. You come down here on Saturday, you gonna win a joint. So back to the show at hand. So the advertisement is for a brick and mortar dispensary. And I looked it up, it's out in LA somewhere. And they're like, yeah, our responses,
Starting point is 00:19:39 they buy the place down the street. If you want to go over there and get four pre-rolls for 20 bucks. Sounds like a blast. Okay, let's see you there. That's different. It's like Aaron Imholz style of advertising Hey, if you need to tell I know a guy My cousin yeah, that's his fucking ad reads out here And then so we continue on with this hilarious video they saw Because what make you cut off the front of your hair have you ever done a weird shit to your head siree?
Starting point is 00:20:13 Like shave the side a little bit yeah, that's how it is now you have a mohawk and it's shaved to the sides No, just look at me Definitely not I respect my image too much my god. Just the pom-pom from a knit hat Carl I know all my clips are fucked up, but fortunately yeah the last two are Designed to feature how fucked up the show is it doesn't matter that they're fucked up great because this show is fucked up Yeah, so in clip 9 they called this technical issues suddenly a producer chimes in and they just throw to Yeah producer if you could believe it They just throw to like the Simpsons drunk cameraman or the dog pulling the plug out
Starting point is 00:21:01 Yeah, and it stays like this for over seven minutes, okay Proof to them Okay, yeah, we gotta take a quick break five five minutes something's going on with a tech Always assume a hot mic and they just leave this in for seven minutes straight. This is the show just looking at that Yeah, I guess it's live This show starting to get that impression. Does it have to be though? No probably shouldn't be I would imagine So you could just go straight into clip 10 because you would hope that they figured out all the issues But you'll come back and sound amazing a half hour later. This happens, okay?
Starting point is 00:21:44 The issue but you'll come back and sound amazing a half hour later this happens, okay? And they're just carrying on like nothing's wrong nobody's saying hey the audio This goes on for like two minutes straight, and the one guy's just staring at his phone Just texting doesn't know the show came back on I'm just texting doesn't even know the show came back on Telephones that went better. Yeah, this is brutal. Yeah. Well when you're talking about the producers They start getting loose by the end of the episode I was watching and everyone in the room there has to be like four or five people behind the camera. They're all just talking Everyone just like not even with microphones. Everyone's just having conversations. And then they gonna put Peter Guns on here to host. I was like, how you gonna put the biggest cheater in the world on cheaters?
Starting point is 00:22:29 To host cheaters? This is disrespectful in his family. Yeah, I don't do that no more. That shit was funny. Oh my goodness, I was just watching it the other day. I was high as hell watching this shit the other night. Yeah, it was already mean. Wiley got this nigga.
Starting point is 00:22:44 He's like, yeah, so how do you feel no fuck that about him? Fuck that show So right Stracted everyone's talking off-mic and carrying on it's like are we still doing a show do we forget that this is broadcasting right now? I don't like cheaters all my baby daddies are on that I don't watch that. Oh, that's Ridiculous so they set up they're gonna watch this video of someone getting caught cheating out at something I don't even know I'm Usman Parker. I don't even know what it is and He's fucking a water slide the setup to this video is
Starting point is 00:23:27 One of the dumbest questions I've ever heard. Anyway, back to DK's way. Let me set this up for you. Oh no, at the show. Now she found her man with another woman at the show. Now, before I have him push play, let me ask you ladies a question. Have you ever caught your man in the act of cheating?
Starting point is 00:23:47 Mm-hmm, I have. Was your reaction violent, positive, or negative? I have a positive one, and I have a negative one. Violent, positive, or negative? Positive one. What did you do during the positive one? During the positive was only because my son was there and I was late to work, like I was on my way to work.
Starting point is 00:24:14 It's awful. So it was almost like in front of the baby, lose the job, I had no time for the foolishness, but I definitely let him know I knew everything. I knew what was going on. You know what I mean? How professional. She's worried about work.
Starting point is 00:24:31 That's positive. Positive is I joined in. Right. And I didn't let my son watch. I was trying to think, like, how would you answer that? So then she asks her other guest the same question and gets the answer you'd expect. I mean, some negation. You know I'm gonna ask you, was yo, when you caught your man, was it positive or negative? I'm gonna say negative. Yeah, I'm gonna say negative. I'm gonna say probably negative, like when the guy was cheating on you and you found out, you
Starting point is 00:25:00 caught him in the act, negative. Yeah. I didn't enjoy it. What the fuck kind of question is that? In the act? Like, what do you stand there and process it? Like, I don't want to overreact here. Yeah, well, you know what? I mean, don't stop on my account. Right. This is so stupid. He's got a smaller dick than me, so. It's not a good question. It's not so bad, I guess. so then they go and they watch this video So they tell these stories these crazy stories are like chasing women out of the apartment and running down the street and Threatening them and getting into fights and all this crazy shit, and then they go okay. Let's watch this video now of this happening anyway anyway
Starting point is 00:25:42 alright, so this video is Terrible it should be good. It's like a woman walks up and sees her man with another woman. It should be spicy. Fireworks! Yeah, let's go! This is how talk show, daytime talk show hosts have a career of this kind of shit. You don't know her. What's going on down here? talk show hosts have a career of this kind of shit. What's going on down here? All right.
Starting point is 00:26:08 So now a guy comes down with a microphone. Look at me. Ma'am, what's going on here? What's going on? I just found Terrence here with somebody else. So who is he? Terrence, come on. Who is he?
Starting point is 00:26:23 With my boyfriend. How long you been with him? Three years.. Who is he? How long you been with him? So who is she? I don't know who she is, but all I know is we need to be going like right now. Right now. What's wrong? You're not moving and you have to move right now. Are you going to take her? Oh, me?
Starting point is 00:26:51 No, excuse me. There. You all together? Yeah, we're together. Oh, they're together. So is this your wife? Yeah. Oh, so you've been with him? Can't be married to two people. You can't do it. For three years, I guess he's been married and you didn't know this. No! This is a terrible acting. Yeah. So what are you gonna do about this? I'm a jazz, you know.
Starting point is 00:27:20 You'll see me. What the fuck was that? Awake! That was the worst video possible. That's what their content is and their show. You'll see me What the fuck was that away That was the worst video possible. That's what their content is and their show like oh you guys gonna love this video This woman finds out that her boyfriend's married and walks away. We're gonna watch a war of the roses Yeah, right action video like it's totally fake either way if it was scripted or not it sucks Yes, very much so now. I know what you guys are thinking. That kind of sucked the fun out of the room.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Let's get back to some comedy. Are you ready for the longest setup for a joke ever done? This is something else. The pandemic got me realizing something of who my real friends are. I see the pandemic let me know I don't have no real bitches. For real, because you take a thousand pictures before the pandemic. So during the pandemic everybody want to go throwback Thursday and throw out them pictures you took at the club.
Starting point is 00:28:17 Now everybody had their poses. We was all looking cute. Now didn't we all look into that camera after we took that picture bitch and say yes this one. This is the picture. All your friends we vain we gonna go through the pictures and look you're not just about to post no bullshit but they still found a way to post some bullshit. Okay? Still find a way. Miss gon' tag me in my arm fat. It's a long ways to go for that. I don't think you needed a lot of those words in there. Could've gotten right to the part where
Starting point is 00:28:56 there's photos of you being fat on the internet that your friends posted. And that's not their fault that you're are that disgusting. Troye Smith says this is the worst Eddie Murphy character ever. It might just be This gonna tag me in a stretch mark canal So I guess it's her friend's fault that she's fat according to that?
Starting point is 00:29:27 Definitely her friend being funny, not her. Yeah, I'll give you that. Alright, I don't know, I think that's enough of this show. I don't get it. They don't do a great job of the whole point of it, to make fun of videos they see on the internet and they have no idea how to do that. And they picked the worst videos to check out Bad any other thoughts on this Andy. I'm sorry. We couldn't really hit your clips. That's my fault
Starting point is 00:29:52 It's terrible. They're not funny the production value is low and The editing is bad. I wonder if the Frank what if their numbers are real. And they're ugly too. These videos get like 10,000 views. You would think this would be one of those channels we found where they get 30 views and you're like, okay, whatever. Right. But it's relatively new and it seems like it's a growing channel.
Starting point is 00:30:16 They have a whole website that's... It's really bad. Yeah. It's very dated, the website. But there's other channels that are part of this network or another shows I say that are part of this network, and it all looks so bad. I never want to revisit it again I think that's why they take till the end of the year round up Figure out what the worst one is maybe
Starting point is 00:30:35 So I think it's time for our And we have a couple cringe of the weeks this week I'm gonna start off with Nick Tucker sent this in remember our buddy Johnny Kush from marijuana happy hour Oh, yeah, so Johnny if we know anything about him. Yeah, he likes smoking weed, but he also likes fucking That's one of his favorite pastimes and now we're gonna hear all about that as he sums up the last couple weeks of his life Okay, that's why I quit I'd be honest with you that I'm drinking and the truth meter is out So I was getting drunk blackout drunk every night picking up girls picking up girls. I'll bumble off of Tinder
Starting point is 00:31:18 Facebook I mean it's picking up chicks everywhere. Let's get to the point where like I'd even take some from Craigslist. It was bad to sex addiction and it led to doing drugs and I let it, and I spun out of control and I woke up one day and my penis hurts so bad. I had to go to the doctor and he goes, you got, you got gonorrhea. And he goes, you don't have like any regular gonorrhea. You have super gonorrhea and he goes you don't like any regular gonorrhea you have super gonorrhea good for you Uh, you probably want to contact your sexual partners in the last two weeks and forget where you got the gonorrhea and I I couldn't Doctor says how many sexual partners have you had in the last 90 days and I said
Starting point is 00:32:06 partners have you had in the last 90 days and I said 70 he's like what I said yeah maybe 60 70 I mean they I was banging one two chicks every night and then they high-fived this guy just does nothing but lie yeah just nothing but nonsense stories that he tells I guess he's still up to that it's still his thing that he does yeah I don't think anyone's buying that. No wonder it's not very popular, I guess. He's been open about paying for sex before, so that kind of negates anything that he just said. That's a good point. It's like, yeah, pick up chicks on Facebook and Craigslist. Okay. Why not just stick with those dating apps you mentioned before? That would be more realistic and people might actually believe you on that. Andy, you brought brought in a cringe of the week as well
Starting point is 00:32:46 Yeah, I was up at one in the morning drinking whiskey in the dark the other night Doom scrolling on Twitter and I came across Dane Cook's Jane Cook posted this himself and I suddenly I started feeling better about myself. Okay he And I suddenly I started feeling better about myself, okay he He's kind of like the blueprint for like Delia and all these people like What this lady we just watch words like if I just put my hand on my hip and say something silly That's a punchline right so you would think that being the guy that Spawned all these hacks you would kind of try and
Starting point is 00:33:25 pivot away from that and What's that's all the only thing you know how to do? It's the only thing he knows how to do because this is Dane cook Trying to do crowd work, and it's so embarrassing we don't really it's three minutes long So we don't necessarily have to watch the whole thing you'll get the idea, but he looks like shit. He's got nothing It's it was just so sad. Oh, we all love crowd work. Let's see it here The weirdest Right such an interesting
Starting point is 00:34:01 Right? Such an interesting... Who did that? What was that? I loved it. It was kind of an interesting... What did that mean? What was that? Was that like an emphasis?
Starting point is 00:34:16 Was that some kind of punctuation on what I just said? I really wantahhh! I really want to know, like where did that come from, that sound? Share something with us, please. I don't need five people answering, okay? This isn't, I don't want mob mentality here, okay? I want single mindedness, and I'd like one person to lead this deposition, thank you. Why did you go, Nyeeeahhh?
Starting point is 00:34:44 Who? lead this deposition thank you why did you go yeah I'm looking in the wrong direction read your Bible man I'm looking in the exactly right direction that the Lord tells me I should be looking at call Christ and have him come over and jump into your heart. Thank you Talk to the audience. Oh god, this is always death That was death these people we're gonna keep going. I'm torturing everyone. Oh, it's it's I mean I'm getting This feels all over again This guy used to sell out arena. I know it's crazy
Starting point is 00:35:27 My brother went to see him recently at the casino Over by by Sarah. Did he say that he killed it and he was back. Yeah, my brother has bad taste and stuff With shoppers the dragon Your brother opened for him. With Chopper the Dragon. But the problem is that these guys, you know Matt Rife obviously, famously does this, these guys all post their crowdwork stuff because they don't burn material.
Starting point is 00:35:56 But it's their worst stuff a lot of times. Like just watch this, I would never go see Dane Cook, this is so torturous. Not impressive. Fine, fuck you. see Dane Cook this is yeah this is so torturous not impressive he spent 90 seconds on a sound that he heard from the audience he thought he was gonna turn that into gold yeah and eventually just he goes okay I guess that wasn't interesting and then he goes hey look this guy's wearing a collared shirt. Yeah, okay. Let's see what he goes with those
Starting point is 00:36:29 Fuck you Gussied up fucking collared shirt on your hand on her knee There's a glass of water yeah did she just come out of patella tendon surgery and you're protecting her knee all over not just her knee I think he'll do whatever Jesus tells him to do you should call up Christ and get a clue on that Right you fucking idiot for not talking to me you fucking idiot You could have talked to the famous comedian and they're gonna go home and say why didn't I talk to Dane Cook? No, I'm starting to enjoy this. Put your hand on her knee. Now! Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:37:26 What a joke. That could have been so fun and funny, you and me. And instead you had to go fucking slapstick, drop and shit all over the place like a fucking, like a foolish fool. The other thing too, so he's reacting to the kid dropping his drink. No one in the crowd can see that. Yeah, I've been to these comedy clubs where someone starts teasing someone in the front row. I'm like, yeah, I don't know what you're looking at. Yeah, well, we're over here. I don't know what the guy's shirt looks like. We don't know what the fuck is going on. I gotta talk to this guy, but I wanted to come over and say hi to you.
Starting point is 00:38:02 I like your whole thing that you got going on. I gotta talk to this guy, but I wanted to come over and say hi to you. I like your whole thing that you got going on. But I look at them and I'm like, wow, I want to go hang with them later. I look at you, I want to go home and play Grant Uptown. I want to design him and play in Vice City as him. OK. Right? Both hands on the knee at this point.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Two hands. Wow. Wow. And then he promotes his tour. I certainly hope that kid got laid that night because if Dane ruined it for him, I would be pissed. Well, yeah, I think he probably spoiled the mood, I would imagine. That's what it looked like to me. I'm not going back to university to be your friend. I'm going so I can get Uber One for students. It saves you on Uber and Uber Eats. I'm there for $0 delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to 5% off smoothies and 5% Uber cash back on rides. Just to be clear, I'm there for savings,
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Starting point is 00:40:08 Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me... I don't wanna know. Because that's absurd. Patrick Michael, Patty Broken Skull, Patty C Cups, Patty Pukewater, he recently put out a post talking directly to me, complaining that I review all the stuff that he puts up, which is not true
Starting point is 00:40:33 because he's been doing a ton of music stuff lately. And actually he's been emailing the Patreon whenever he goes live, so I've actually caught him live a couple times this week, which is really boring because he's just playing this music that he's been doing. He's not really talking very much so he finally sits down and he wants to do a podcast and of course like Patty is he's very confused as to whether he wants to be doing it or not and how he feels about it. But anyways you guys know what we're here for. I'm excited about
Starting point is 00:41:04 this and not really. Truth is I come in guys know what we're here for. I'm excited about this. And not really. Truth is I come in here, I start recording and in my head I'm thinking, well, this is going to suck. It's going to be boring. I'm going to hate it. I'm not going to have anything to talk about. And then by the end, I'm actually pretty excited and happy with the final product. Uh, what does that mean?
Starting point is 00:41:19 Absolutely nothing. The guy's in his own head at all times. Yeah. He's just overthinking everything. He's like, should I say I'm excited? I probably shouldn't have said I'm excited because I suck and this sucks, but it's okay sometimes, right?
Starting point is 00:41:31 I can just back up and this is pretty good. But is it though? I don't think so. It's probably not. I don't forget I said that. What? Is that how you start? Yeah, it's amazing that he can get anything done at all.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Yeah. He seems paralyzed by his own insecurity. Jody B points out the discord. Yeah, that that note to me saying that I make fun of everything he does. He does that MMA podcast that we've never reviewed. And he also started doing that new podcast with that MMA guy, because they will get together and chew the shit for the first 1520 minutes. And then that turned into a show. And I've checked out a couple episodes of that. It's very boring. So I haven't really done any reviews on that So there but this is another one where only Patrick Michael can say something like this
Starting point is 00:42:14 So I'm not I've heard the song but I didn't listen to the song if that's fair I've heard the song but I didn't listen to it if that's fair. I don't know what that means Is he being philosophical? I don't know to it, if that's fair. I don't know what that means. Is he being philosophical? I don't know. Oh God, John, I didn't get the clip but John again the other day goes, if a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? It's like, that's not the fucking saying,
Starting point is 00:42:34 it's not what that means. Is it loud? He's a fucking idiot. So he is now doing some death metal vocals, his scream vocals to songs that we're familiar with Uptown Funk So that takes a fun song and makes it awful. I don't know who would enjoy that version of it. I got talked about this on my show by the most recent episode.
Starting point is 00:43:19 I got in a dust up with Patrick Michael. Oh, did you in In the Patreon comments. Oh. I mean, you pay, so you probably didn't get this message. But he started bitching at the free tier people. Because I joined on the free tier because I was waiting for something to show up. No, no, I'm just like, well, maybe he'll start putting out a show.
Starting point is 00:43:42 And if episodes start coming out on a regular basis Maybe I would consider spending two bucks So he just starts Yelling at everybody in the free tier. Oh, what it was two two dollars too much for you like what the fuck I gotta start doing that and it sounds fun The poor and I go I mean I'm just in the free tier I you know I put content on my free tier for people to maybe like entice them and disjoining Yeah, and so I said you know sometimes people put content in the free tier
Starting point is 00:44:10 I think I don't go on in like bitching people for eight quarters and He starts saying well your show sucks, and he has no idea what my show. He's never no He doesn't even know he didn't go watch free content. He doesn't know what the name of the show is Just like your your shit suck. I mean he's right, but he doesn't know that he's right Yeah, so then he starts emailing me directly oh Wow, and they're just saying that yeah sweet. I don't exactly your fight me basically But in the end I was just like dude you got any tips on how to put on a good show But in the end I was just like dude you got any tips on how to put on a good show?
Starting point is 00:44:50 Because you're fucking cautionary tale at best and then I just unsubscribe from his patreon Fuck it need this in my life By your interaction with Patrick. I was like you can just watch your patreon numbers go down. It's fine Oh, that's what he wants until he doesn't want that That's not what he wants that he asked you to sign up, but then he says no you can't find me I'll block you this show I mean the kind of distance is all over the place Rusty Mertz is I love the carol said chew the shit I caught myself too because now I'm starting to do the things that annoy me about like John or other people
Starting point is 00:45:16 And it's just like how chance are doing the hype train to goof on Aaron and then also just like that's his thing now doing The hype trade like now I'm saying chew the shit. That's how I talk and sheers if you start lip-smacking. I'm out of here Yeah, no shit the lip smacking with John out of control is Gary and San Diego will tell you so he plays this song Uptown funk his version the screamo version oh yeah, and then Wraps it up with this Alright, so there it is a little metal version of the infamous and famous uptown funk Bruno Mars track.
Starting point is 00:45:52 Does anyone know what infamous means? Why do people think things are infamous? That song is not infamous. It's a very catchy pop song. It was very popular when it came out. It's just famous. It's just famous. It's just famous. It's just famous Famous The infamous El Guapo all right, so Pet is very proud of this work. He's been doing lately. He's been generating AI music, and he's all about it now
Starting point is 00:46:17 I think I'm gonna show this too, and then we'll get into some dumb AI generated music cuz I love it as well as dumb as it is I'm having a great time doing it, and it's coming out better than I ever imagined. It's essentially like being a label owner, and having a great song, and giving it to each person, saying, show me what you have. Show me what your thoughts on this song could be.
Starting point is 00:46:41 I would like to hear it. It's like being a label owner? That's insane. And then telling people, show me what you got. Show me what you got. I want to see what you got. I don't think he knows what owning a label means. I'm proud of it. It's not like being a pimp. I'm proud of typing a prompt into my computer and the computer doing all the work for me. I'm proud of that. Well, it's you're right. I thought for sure because he's talking about how when you go and generate AI music you can make it instrumental.
Starting point is 00:47:14 So I assume that he was doing this thing that he does with all this other music that's actually recorded where he's making AI metal tracks and then screaming over them. I assume that's what he was doing. But apparently he's doing what you're talking about Just letting the AI do all the singing and everything But he gets very confused he plays another one of these tracks where he just does the freestyle screaming over metal music And then he says this that's the most recent Me doing vocals well not the most recent, but it's pretty damn close. At least as far as covers are concerned. I've done some original stuff here.
Starting point is 00:47:48 That's the most recent me doing vocals. We listen to Patty so much that we just gloss by the way he phrases things. That's the most recent me doing vocals, but maybe not. No one's gonna call you on it. You could've just left it there. I would've been like, that's bullshit. He posted another thing that was even more recent
Starting point is 00:48:06 Right. It's like oh, you know what? That was a no. No, I think I did a couple things since then my bad So he gets hung up. He gets very hung up. This is a great example of that. This is a very long Explanation to set up the next song that he's gonna play for us. Hopefully you enjoy again It's my lyrics and this is what AI is creating from my lyrics and my song structure. Because when you input these lyrics into this app, you also have to decide where the intro is, where a breakdown would go, where a chorus would go, all that shit. So, of course I'm learning as I go and some of the stuff makes more sense than some of the other stuff meaning some of the lyrics I've
Starting point is 00:48:50 put together it's just random shit and the song makes no sense whereas the other other stuff it's like oh this is fucking sounds like an actual song I don't know why I'm overly explaining this either way this song is called value and it seems to be a female singing the song. So here we go I have to say I'm liking Patty's transition into FM DJ. This is one of the better formats that he's done I like when he reads his scary stories I like when he reviews movies, but now him like talking up songs and going through it
Starting point is 00:49:21 It's just the first 20 minutes of this podcast is just okay This next song is bubble buzz he fades up and then it plays a little bit and it fades out and then he talks about a little bit more and Do you want to hear one of these AI songs that he's working on? Of course I do course you do Andy I'm down. Let's hear what he's up to here Keep me afloat like the devil's inside All right, that is a fun song I like the way it turned out he like is it appreciating the work that he's doing Well, that's what I was gonna say about the last portion that you play where he's like, I don't know why I'm over explaining this Oh, I do because you're trying to take credit for something Artificial intelligence did better than anything you could ever possibly do this would be like if you played a video game
Starting point is 00:50:14 And then told your friends you wrote a movie. Yeah You actually had almost nothing to do with that yeah You see me I did that double jump that double jump. You just watch in that video game I press the button that made the character Shoot that he's well. He was flippin. I'm sure he has yeah. I'm sure he's had the sickest fortnight's ever so but as he's playing the next port He he goes through his assessment of what he thinks about the music that he's playing that he created Even after adding these new lyrics like I did and making it like an official track
Starting point is 00:50:51 Still didn't hit the way I thought it would but it does slap pretty hard doesn't hit the way I thought it would but it does slap pretty hard Everything he says is a disagreement with himself. He's constantly arguing with himself Imagine how inebriated would be if it was a drinking game. Oh God Should we do that? I mean we we might want to catch Ray DeVito and Buffalo tonight So we might have to pace ourselves a little bit although I've seen him do Santa before we might want to be shit-faced for that Might not be the worst thing that we could do
Starting point is 00:51:23 This is just a funny thing every now and again. It's never when he thinks he's being funny. He says very funny stuff. Oh yeah, I guess the theme of that last track was uh, eat shit. Not a bad theme. Not a bad theme at all. So like I said, I was enjoying this. He's kind of talking up what he did, what he was going for, where he put the choruses, all these different details in this bullshit AI music. This one's not his best work as far as the talk up goes. Anyways, this next one I don't think is going to be nearly as heavy. It is called Make Sense and uh yep. And uh yep. I don't think this is going to be nearly as heavy.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Well you've heard this before right? That's why you're playing it on your show. I don't think it's going to be as heavy as the last one. You should probably just know. And uh yep. Is that the name of the song? Dynamite. Dynamite talk. gonna be as happy as the last one you should probably just know and yep dynamite dynamite dog now you showed me one that you created yes how long does it take to type in those words and have it created all right well I'll answer that question with an example okay I went to chat GPT today and I put in a
Starting point is 00:52:41 few fun facts about our friend Patty C Cups and I said chat GPT write me a rap song about this fella and it spit out lyrics and then I posted that into UDL and said 80s rap and I put those lyrics in and this is what we get ass poppin' like Freddie Rock With his red hair blazin' and his metal vocals screamin' He's got Mike in his hand and crowds over screamin' Pedal to the metal on his bike, he wide Through the cornfields of Indiana, he never hide Not a pair of gauges in his ears lookin' so fly But his tattoos, man, they're a solid or mine I see Cubs, he's the king of the scene
Starting point is 00:53:19 Rockin' dollars and the friends, you know what I mean With his comedy dreams and the Berkreat-shameem creature me He's living life large like a stand-up dream. Hey, dudes are messed like a kid with a crayon Looks like a brand man scary scary Indiana giving them chill. He'll ride to this far yet. That's an awesome instrumental break. Yeah. The whoopee cushion. Yeah. Featuring Dave Cook.
Starting point is 00:53:54 They're really stretching for time on this thing. I don't know why they're doing those. Yeah. Featuring Dave Cook. They're really stretching for time on this thing. I don't know why they're doing those. What's the speed of it? It caused our best in the clock. Got a podcast popping like dream. We're trying with a just thing. Your hate is called to the crown with the full on.
Starting point is 00:54:17 Maybe it's telling go right now. No, I'm not going to be the goods of the arms, but I'm giving God and Lord give you in the great fight. So listen to all for the head. So the part of you would not know if you were the child. I Really captured Patty because I know it's English, but I don't know what it means Eight fingers on your left hand version of 80s rap. What the fuck was going on there? That's insane. For a while it seemed to work. But I didn't touch it.
Starting point is 00:54:46 I just grabbed the lyrics and it posted. I just pasted it in just to see what it would sound like. And the whole process took how long? Let me ask you, are you proud of that? No, it took me 73 seconds to do that. He's flexing so hard on this shit. It's crazy. He's doing the whole show.
Starting point is 00:55:00 I mean, he does these long, like I was saying, he does these streams now, these live streams, where he's just playing this music. It's like printing out someone else's artwork saying I made this yeah, I'm my printer Yeah, yeah It's great stuff all right, so As he's doing this talk up he starts to get a little bit disorganized And starts to get a little half-hassered now of course I cut that off a little short and I had to simply because I'm thinking,
Starting point is 00:55:28 hey guys, isn't it weird how good it's getting? Right? Like it seems to be progressing very quickly. That sounds like a band. And as I continue to listen to the song, the more I started to hear what band I think it would sound like if I was to put it right next to anything that they've done and it's August Burns Red that's the guitars the drums everything about it even the vocals sounds like August Burns Red I don't know if you guys know the band if you do you know that I'm spot on there but how strange we're going to play this next one I don't know what it's going to be we'll kind of decide in the edit because I'm looking for something specific and as I said 250 of these and I don't have any Order nor do I know which ones I've already played. So here we go
Starting point is 00:56:12 God damn it. I thought he was doing so good. I was really proud of it. Like, okay, this is kind of interesting You know, obviously I did an episode similar to this we won't speak of it here Okay, but I did an episode where I talked up songs and we played music. I'm like, this might be his calling. He's actually talking about why he did the song and what he was going for and stuff. And they're just like, I don't know what this is gonna be. I'll probably cut it short. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:56:32 250 songs that I've created. They're all over the place. Also, I love that he's blown away that AI music sounds like a band he's heard before. What do you think it's learning to make AI music from all the bands that you've heard before? Yeah, I don't want to brag, but I've noticed lately the isotopes have been sounding like a band. Yeah, I know it's ridiculous Just saying it's kind of a knock against August Burns red whoever they are. I would imagine so yeah
Starting point is 00:56:58 Well like my buddy Rick beado said he's playing this AI music He did a video not too long ago on his YouTube channel. And he said, we've been working so hard to make music sound like computers for so long without the auto tuning and the pitch correction and getting all of the drums exact to a click. And it's like, well, yeah, are you
Starting point is 00:57:19 surprised that computers can now do this themselves? That's what we've turned music into already. So yeah, of course, a program could just kick out a Sum 41 song. You're like, yeah, it sounds like it's off their new album. Sure, why not? I guess he plays a song that he doesn't like. He didn't think it was very good.
Starting point is 00:57:36 Okay, now if I'm being honest guys, 100%, I probably wouldn't even listen to that song. Like that would just be like a tertiary track on somebody's fucking album that you'd be like okay there's nothing really happening in here it's just consistent noise why'd you play it but also it is a very much my type of song in the sense that waiting for it a lot of my how do I want to say this metaphors or whatever are based on weather it's always based on some sort of goddamn weather.
Starting point is 00:58:06 I'm always talking about weather in some form or the other when it comes to this. When it comes to writing lyrics. I don't know why. But hey sunshine, it's another sunrise. Blah blah blah. Damn it. You know just when I was thinking I only had maybe four of those songs, I have seven Alright, I don't like it too nitpicky here, but is a sunrise weather Hey, girl. What's the weather like outside dawn? So weather works Everyone used to freak out about the rain in Indiana Yeah, he does he does like weather a lot
Starting point is 00:58:41 I guess when you're a boring person with that a lot going your life You could just pick a weather outside. Yeah. Yeah Well, I guess if I'm gonna take credit for all these other things that I typed into a computer I have to take credit for that one because I type the thing in there just because it made something that I didn't like I Still type the shit so you don't understand my song He's got to figure out where to put the choruses and the breakdown parts like I was trying to do the breakdown is the intro that didn't work So I started putting up to the second core. It's crazy when I've learned about crafting these AI songs So one more clip from this episode. I'm having a good time. I don't know if you are I know we're not live or anything but
Starting point is 00:59:20 There's sort of a vibe, right? Shy to There's sort of a vibe, right? Whatever. Let's see if this is a shy two. Up the crowd. It's so fucking funny. This is going good, right? You guys are all enjoying this? I mean, I'm not talking to anyone. I'm just talking to a stuffed animal. Yeah, this is pretty good, right? I mean, going to a funeral is a vibe.
Starting point is 00:59:38 It's not a fun one. No, it's just a vibe. Now, the next section of this episode, because it's like two hours long is All about he finally reveals his YouTube channel memory has been saying if you're smart enough, you'll find it So he finally reveals it and starts talking about his thoughts behind the YouTube channel was new comedy one comedy Capone So we'll break that down in the future episode of W ATP. I didn't want to get Patty overload for us today. I thought just breaking down his music section. He always does this now. Every episode talks
Starting point is 01:00:10 about his scream vocals. He really thinks he's the best at it. You know it's funny how we're always surprised at how confused he is about things because I always think back to how we discovered him and that was chewed gum. Yeah. He didn't even get movie reviews right. No. That's pretty easy to do just talk about the movie Yeah, did you like it? How long the movie is? Yeah, how long took to film? stupid random bags
Starting point is 01:00:34 All right, I think it's time for a little update on our boy Aaron Emholdt You lie. I wish you weren't a liar. Now since our last episode of WATP a lot has happened. There is a bench warrant for Aaron Imholz's arrest and it's not nothing. It is a felony. Because Aaron did something really stupid aside from get his friends in trouble, one of them being a lawyer, which is pretty stupid and having a lot of money Yeah, john, do you think it's stupid trying to get your friend to our lawyers in trouble? Yeah Really stupid
Starting point is 01:01:15 And so he just thought that he'd be like, oh I told on them. They're going to prison. They'll never see their kids again to that chapter It's like nope. It is not because Kayla rickada their kids again. That's the end of that chapter. That's the end of that. It's like, nope, it is not. Because Kayla Rickada sent nudes to Aaron, and then Aaron sent those nudes to Gino Bisconti. And he didn't do it in a secretive way, which would have been the way to do it if you're going to do such a thing. He did it live on his show. And so I want to give you a little bit of a breakdown here from Sean Martin on a show called Potentially Criminal. And he goes through the document here and he does not look like Nick Reketa, this guy. This is another one of those law
Starting point is 01:01:56 tubers who does not like Nick at all. So you'll hear that in this, but I thought he did a pretty good job of breaking this down for us. Now we get to the statement of probable cause. On July 17, 2024, law enforcement took a report of an authorized dissemination of sexual images complaint. KR. Okay. That's Kayla. The funny part is everybody's abbreviated and we know who they are. the police. Kayla. The funny part is everybody's abbreviated and we know who they are. Kayla fully identified in police reports called in to report
Starting point is 01:02:30 Aaron Imholdt and sent another individual a nude photo of her without her consent on July 19th. Kayla, Nick, and April all identified in police reports fully met with law enforcement. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Nick's cooperating with the police. Nick went.
Starting point is 01:02:48 All right, so he's got his take because Nick is always like, fuck the police and the government, and we don't need them. And now Nick's like, I want to get him in trouble. I'm going to tell the cops. He's like, let's go. So I understand where this guy is coming from, because he does go off on Nick for that quite a bit.
Starting point is 01:03:04 But isn't that interesting that they're just waiting for Aaron to slip up and of course he did Yeah, hey officer. Have you seen this guy sending revenge porn live on his show? Yeah No, oh great. We have the time stamp right here. Erin leaves everything up. He's a fucking idiot doesn't know what he's doing Mr.. Police man. Oh my god. Mr. Poeace man. Help me. I know. So he's making fun of Nick right there. Fast forward a little bit where he gets back into the document.
Starting point is 01:03:35 Kayla reported over the course of several months her, Nick, April and the defendant communicated via an app called Signal. Signal. Signal, Signal, the official messaging app of the cover. If you wanna protect your comments and actions when you're running a polycule, use Signal. The purpose of the app to keep things private amongst each other and all agree nothing would be shared to others.
Starting point is 01:04:05 Kayla sent nude photographs via signal. In April there was a breakdown. I mean is that is that a double entendre like Nick needed blue pills because there's a breakdown in April. We keep it going. I get it though in April 2024 there was a breakdown between the cover Hold your talk show in May. He started talking negatively about Kayla as well Well, you sure did at the end of April or beginning of May the defendant started sharing the details of the relationship on the talk show On May 20 was such a dick move. I
Starting point is 01:04:40 remember when he went on Keno casino and Told everything about their sex lives I didn't leave out any of the details about any of the shit. It's just like why would you do this? Of course, you're gonna get your comeuppance from doing that It's gonna piss the girl off that you're fucking or we're fucking when you give all the details about it It's a weird thing to do and her new boyfriend will be pissed about it, too Weird thing to do and her new boyfriend will be pissed about it, too 27th the defendant had GB Gino Bisconti
Starting point is 01:05:16 Fully invited fully identified in police reports on his talk show. Oh, by the way fun aside I messaged Gino yesterday said hey, you want to come on WATP tomorrow to do what are you doing? He's got shit going on like we don't sit in the basement on Saturday afternoons What's your problem asshole? But it would have been nice to get his perspective on it because yes I believe that the police did contact Gino to get his information on that I don't know if he's gonna be a part of if there's any court proceedings I don't know what's going on with that so I wanted to get his thoughts on it I don't know if we can talk about it during the show the defendant said Gino attacks, which was a nude photo of Kayla She did not consent to this. No, she didn't say hey send this to your buddy Gino. Yeah, okay stat. Yeah
Starting point is 01:05:54 Okay Now wait, hold on. I thought wait wait wait time out time out time out. I Gotta use Nick Reketa logic here They lied. They all lied. It's a conspiracy. They just don't like Aaron. So Nick Reketa reported there were pictures shared via the Signal app.
Starting point is 01:06:13 Nick, Nick talking to the cops. These people that lie. Nick, why would you talk to liars and evil men? You would solicit these evil men who came after you and I'm going to turn these evil lying men back out on other people? Bro, what you doing? What you doing? We got it. It's a fair point. So in May, the defendant started talking about the relationship online. On the 27th, he sent Gino a nude photo. April reported there were pictures shared via signal. The relationship ended in April. She found out on July 12th the defendant sent a photo to Gino on May 27th.
Starting point is 01:06:49 April texted Gino and Keanu Thompson. Fully identifying reports both who confirmed Gino received a nude photo of Kayla on May 27th. April looked at the defendant's phone records which confirmed he had sent a picture video to Gino on May 27th and 923 Which would have been during his talk show that day wait. Oh, she can still see his phone records. I saw the same plan oh That's fucking funny, so I was wait. I'm sorry. That's what I was waiting for it's like well Has anybody seen this photo is it out there like how that's how does anybody know what he actually sent right so on the show? He's like oh Gino you got to see this and he sends it to him boys on the show I think is what they're about to talk about here, and so April still friends with Gino and
Starting point is 01:07:31 Keanu Aaron is not by the way. She's like hey. Did you really send you a nude photo like oh? Yeah, yeah for sure and then she was able to go and check the phone records to see that that text message was sent at that Time this is a where it is dummy Wait wait wait, wait, wait, wait So, there we go, all right and review the defendants talk show it shows Aaron and Gino participating but to him talk about Kayla their tattoos the defendant seen scrolling through his phone and it looks like he's taking a screenshot and tells Gino to look at his phone Gino looks at his phone and says I like tattoos more taking a screenshot and tells Gino to look at his phone. Gino looks at his phone and says, I like tattoos more than I thought.
Starting point is 01:08:08 And Aaron responds, your boy didn't do too bad. Did he? What a douchebag. Yeah. He, I know he's not a virgin, but God, the way he talks about girls and sex, it seems like he's a seventh grader pretending he got laid doesn't it oh it's so weird and this is the mother of five and I'm not saying that she's not hot or attractive or has a good body but it just makes it more gross he's sharing nudes of this one would be yeah, this is what I was fucking okay. We got it. Fuck a duck. We didn't get it today Kayla is then talked about an explicit manner
Starting point is 01:08:51 Gino confirmed he received a nude photograph of Kayla on May 27th He described Kayla standing completely new with her breasts fully exposed He further described a tattoo under Kayla's left breast in the photograph fully exposed. He further described a tattoo under Kayla's left breast in the photograph. Later, law enforcement was able to confirm with Kayla that she does have a tattoo under her left breast. That was dumb. That was probably a dumb thing. Hey, let me just prove that you did send me this revenge porn by explaining exactly what it looks like. The detective's like, I'm sorry, I'm going to have to see your tits. Yeah, that's what I pictured. Yeah. You know, said he deleted the photograph after. Okay. Keanu stated she saw the photograph on Geno's phone. Geno received a text from Aaron,
Starting point is 01:09:31 which was a photograph of Kayla nude. Keanu described Kayla as standing completely new with broke, breast fully exposed. Keanu said Kayla's identify by the photograph and she knew was Kayla based on the photograph. Keanu confirmed that Geno deleted the photograph. Law enforcement was Kayla based on the photograph. Can't out confirm that Gino deleted the photograph. Um, law enforcement. I mean, but these are people who don't like Aaron. Right. Wait, isn't that part of the problem? These aren't concerned citizens anymore. They're not concerned citizens. Ah, now here's the part.
Starting point is 01:10:00 This is the part that's Aaron. And once again, Aaron, buddy, I love you. But remember I told you way back in the day when I was on with Keno casino, I'm like, do not talk to the police, only talk to your attorney. So law enforcement spoke to the defendant. He acknowledged your relationship and using signal. However, the defendant said he did not recall ever receiving or sending a nude photo of Kayla. Aaron, I don't recall ever receiving a nude photo of Kayla. Dude, I don't recall ever receiving a nude
Starting point is 01:10:25 photo of Kayla. Dude, I don't recall. I don't remember. I lots of things happen. I don't know. Hey, well, the internet remembers. Yeah. But also police know you're lying when you say that. I don't recall. It's like saying no comment. Yeah, we know. We know what that means. You definitely did is what that means. Why is he talk? Why does he talk so much? I should point out Aaron did his show Thursday this came out Thursday night That there's a bench warrant for his arrest and he was supposed to do his rumble Friday. He did not do a rumble Friday So we have not heard from Aaron since all of this came out. So he's probably doing the right thing now
Starting point is 01:11:06 Not finally, I would love to hear that conversation with the attorney. What the fuck did you say? Why are you talking? What do you do? You said it to him on the show. What are you thinking? I don't recall It works at every senate hearing He later said he did not want to definitively say he never received a nude photograph But cannot recall being sent one. Defending knowledge using signal. Why would you talk? Because at this point, you've got a bunch of people, according to Nick, who are hires and have access to Grind. And the photo's gone. It's been gone. You can't confirm it. He sent me a picture. What was the picture? I don't know. Why would you talk to the cops, Aaron? Aaron, do not talk to the cops, man.
Starting point is 01:11:52 Do not talk to the cops. Sorry, chat. Yes, he spoke to the police. And then he says, well, I don't recall if I ever did. No, that's not a cue. That I don't recall if I ever did it. No, that's not a cue. You're That I don't I don't recall Nonsense doesn't work for us me and you The only time that works is I don't recall senator I know where this works. It's like oh you fucking took the bribe. Didn't you did you I don't recall? Okay
Starting point is 01:12:25 Our work here is done next onto the next jerk-off. That's gonna. Take a bribe. Yeah, I just wanted the grandstand So thank you for being here so that we can all berate you and I could get some clips on CNN Yeah, no no repercussions call madam congressman That's where I don't recall works When you're sitting there the cops are jerking you around. No guys, it's shut the fuck up Friday then. Now was it with the intent to harass Kayla? I don't think so.
Starting point is 01:12:51 I mean, if Farron wants to lean into it, he can say, I was like, yeah, I thought she had great tits. I wanted to show the world. This was entirely avoidable. Don't talk to the cops. Principal absurdity says, hey Gino, hey Hey Gino Gino. I touched a boob He really puts off those what was the word the piano used to weep
Starting point is 01:13:12 He puts off these real nerdy vibes around girls where It's incredible like he has a current girlfriend. This girl refers to a slampies How does she not see this all going on and be like, I gotta get the fuck away from this guy. This guy is a creep. She'll remember anyway. Remember Nick says, I gotta trust the police.
Starting point is 01:13:33 I mean, I gotta trust, I gotta trust Aaron. The police lie. All the police do is lie. So this is a lie. Nick says the cops lie. They lied. They lied. We, we, we asked them,. We tell them please don't lie.
Starting point is 01:13:49 Well, they're saying Nick talked but Nick doesn't talk to the cops. Nick doesn't lie. When Nick cooperated with law enforcement, no way Nick would never do that. Okay, so they point out the defendant resides in Stearns County. Additionally, his studio is in Stearns County. He was in the studio when he sent the photograph. The defendant has an online talk show where he streams multiple times a day leading up to his offense and since this occurred, the defendant oftentimes talks the state. The state is tough. The fed is an online talk show where he streams multiple times a day leading up to his offense and since this occurred, the defendant oftentimes talks about Kayla and or things
Starting point is 01:14:11 between himself, Kayla, Nick, and April. Comets for these live streams are concerning, especially in light of his incident. The state believes the defendant will not stop and will continue to arrest Kayla unless and until conditions are
Starting point is 01:14:24 set. Oh You're your next like Officer I can't protect Kayla. I need your help No, but sorry back to bashing next So I do have to say like this is gonna fuck up his show because a lot of people tune in To Aaron why we to watch a miss the goal? But the other reason why or make it at the last minute, however it works out, it's always fun, but also for the hot gas.
Starting point is 01:14:50 And so this is all getting shut down. He's gonna stop talking about Nick and Kayla in April. He's gotta stop doing that. He's just getting himself into more and more trouble by doing that. Now, the big question that came up, we discussed this on who are these socials, and I think point devil point yesterday is
Starting point is 01:15:07 Aaron's on one-year probation right now. He was facing 90 days in jail because his first ex-wife he was talking all sorts of shit about her and she had a restraining order and So she pressed charges to be like hey, you're violating the restraining order. You're talking all this shit about me on the show. And so Aaron, whatever the plea deal was, instead of 90 days in jail, he got one year probation. But according to that probation, if he gets in trouble for, well, if he talks about his ex-wife again, or if he does anything unlawful and gets busted for it, he goes to jail for 90 days during this probation. So everyone's wondering what will happen now with this, with this felony charge and there's also a gross misdemeanor charge. And I watched the same guy, Sean Martin, talk about that on another show. And he said, anything that happened
Starting point is 01:15:54 before the probation would not affect that, which makes perfect sense. Even though the felony, the bench warrant came out yesterday or two days ago, it was for an incident that happened in, what was it, May, they were saying? Yeah, the 27th of May. So he wouldn't go to jail automatically. He'll probably, I mean, it is a felony. I'm sure it'll get reduced like they always do. I don't think he's gonna plead guilty to a felony.
Starting point is 01:16:23 He'll probably get more probation or community service or something. I don't think he's gonna plead guilty to a felony. He'll probably get more probation or community service or something I don't think he's gonna go to jail or prison or anything like that, but He'll fuck up again. He'll fuck up again. He can't help himself for sure Guys, we talked about a point dabble point yesterday. There's a new thing that Stuttering John is doing so John's like back. He's all in. He pretended he wasn't back. We got to get into this. Yeah, John said he's done with the devil verse. I think I set the over under it two weeks. Yeah, you were right.
Starting point is 01:17:12 You were right because he did his last show a couple weeks ago on a Wednesday and then was gone for a week and a half, comes back on a Sunday, does a political show and declares, don't the devil verse, I'm over it, I'm too smart for this, I don't need it. And then he comes back on Wednesday, and he saw a muttering J tweet that he had to talk about, and he did a whole show, and we broke that down on the last WATP, where, you know,
Starting point is 01:17:38 Shuley's former producer caught with CP, and John's saying that Shuley's just as guilty, and that Sh that she must have stuff on his computer because there were emails sent. John's just jumping all his conclusions and alleging all sorts of viruses. Yeah, it's ridiculous. What an allegations coming out of John, but he's taking his big victory lap. And this is another thing. It's like really gross. Everyone who's celebrating the fact that this Isso Doe character, this monster was really into CP and they're like, oh this is a win for us. No, it's a terrible thing for all of society. Whatever. So then
Starting point is 01:18:15 Chad Zumach does a show going, great job John. You came back up, you said you weren't going to and now you've given Uncle Rico and who are these podcasts more content, more things to talk about. And John was watching as Chad was saying this and sent him a super chat and he goes, well, you also give them a lot of material because you're, because Chad goes, you only did it because you needed the money. That's why you came on. And he's like, well, you do those five hour live streams on Saturdays just for the money. You're a hypocrite. And so Chad was like, oh, motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:18:48 He started going after John pretty hard as Chad likes to do. And so now John comes back yesterday. He might be on right now, I don't know. But John comes back yesterday and does a whole show about Chad Zumach and this little segment that happened. And we covered a little bit of it on point dabble point yesterday, but I want to break it down more on this show. We have someone to help us break this down and that would be. It looks like he's live now. Is he alive now? Okay. I'm sure he's talking about Mr. Zumach. We have a guy here who I think his name is
Starting point is 01:19:25 wrong on this. It looks like it's OJ. Is that you, OJ? Yeah, I'm really high. No, OJ, you're always so bait. Wrong. Oh, yeah. Okay. What's up? What's up, OJ? It's good to see you on Point Dabble Point yesterday. Now you're on WTP. This is great making the rounds. Yeah, I'm a big star.
Starting point is 01:19:44 You are a big star. I think ever since DabbleCon your star is really risen there you go now you got the name right Good job. So hi, man. I got it man. I get it that does these things happen for sure Yeah, John is live Chad sniping John This battle each other for fucking I love it. I love John and Chad fighting because they're both so bad at it Yeah, that's actually a lot of fun to watch these two try to take each other apart And it starts off John explains a little background or why he was even watching Chad that day cuz John normally Wouldn't be watching can't stomach the
Starting point is 01:20:25 Zomac but he explains why he was. I happen to go on YouTube and there I see Chad nobody can stomach the Zomac. Now it was either that or click on an old Stern clip that of course featured me. Then on the news with Robin. So I was like, all right, you know, I. You know, I'm not as vain as you people think I am, which is what Chad accused me of being an egomaniac. But the reason why he said it is for something very silly. But we will dissect all of this idiot.
Starting point is 01:21:01 And I don't like I almost was going like after it happened, I was like, do I even want to address this fool? He's a nobody. He's a loser. He's never a headline. He's lying. He doesn't headline any clubs. Yeah, it might be beneath you, John. I'm sure you're not going to spend the next, I don't know, 18 hours of your podcast talking about Jed Zuback. I like that he's like, I wasn't even gonna address this, but instead, that's all I'm gonna do. That's all I'm gonna talk about.
Starting point is 01:21:29 I happen to have my resume right here. Yeah, and I love that he says, I pop my new Tim. Now the algorithm shows you stuff they think you're gonna click on. So of course there's an old Howard Stern clip with him featured in it. That's all he watches on you, Tim, which is embarrassing. And I'm sure he's seen it before, probably multiple times. Oh, it's all he watches on you Tim, which is embarrassing and I'm sure he's seen it before probably multiple times
Starting point is 01:21:46 Oh, he's watched it a hundred times. Yeah, I'm sure I'm sure he knows it by heart So the fact that he's like and I decided to click on Chad or the rewatch this Howard Stern You know in a peewees big adventure where he goes daddy. I don't have to watch it I lived it and he walks away like a boss. That's that's what that can't do that. He's not even as cool as Peewee Herman Well, no one's as cool as Peewee Herman. He was a big adventure John is a hypocrite here I have to call him out for this because he's all concerned that his super chat to Chad Did not merit the reaction that he received from Chad. This is where the punishment doesn't match the crime
Starting point is 01:22:22 Watch his diatribe against me. Now that's all I said. I didn't call him anything except a hypocrite and watch his response. It's like it's like as if I fucking goofed on his mother or something. He went off on one, did he? Oh, Chadley. Yeah, like way out of line. Nothing to do.
Starting point is 01:22:44 I mean, just. I thought he was okay with you. Yeah, like way out of line. Nothing to do. I mean just, I thought he was okay with you. Yeah, but no, the punishment does not fit the crime. But don't worry when you cross the duke, don't worry Chad. You fired a super so-crate. Now I'm going to expose you. Okay, a couple things here. First off, the idea that John would say the punishment doesn't fit the crime That's John's entire strategy in life. Mm-hmm a Cardiff if he was here he would point it out. That's the drink leash Artie Artie says your movie wasn't very good. It got bad reviews and his responses. Why don't you try to kill yourself again? Whoa, well, what just happened here? We're just making jokes, and you went right to this really serious thing and
Starting point is 01:23:27 John's like I can't believe Chad came back so hard at me. You can't? Yeah, that's Chad's thing too. It's not like I made fun of his mother. I'll save that for next week. Right. He's the fucking mudshark. Yeah, so this is so ridiculous that John would be offended by someone coming back hard at him. He's even said when people I remember when he was on Anthony's show and he's like, yeah, that's what I do. That's what you're supposed to do. Someone says something to you. You say the worst thing possible back to them. No, you're a comedian. Yeah. You don't understand. Right. So he's life. Right. But then when it happens to him, he gets very upset and butthurt about it.
Starting point is 01:24:01 So then he says at the end there, he's going to expose Chad. Now John first off can't expose anyone. Remember when he was gonna come back last summer he was tweeting about how he's got all this dirt on me and Bob and Chooley and he's gonna come back he's got all this stuff and then he goes back he's got nothing. Yeah he had absolutely nothing. So then he got this PI, Dustin, who was gonna help him get all this all this dirt and all this stuff He found out I think what I paid for my house when I bought it You know what? He didn't find out this PI that Shulie's producer was arrested for CP on his computer
Starting point is 01:24:35 So that's the thing you should be able to find out Yeah, I don't know how no one found that out, but you did you couldn't expose something John you had a chance and he failed Miserably now you're gonna expose Chad that ship has sailed We did an entire breakdown of his entire criminal history Chad I downloaded all the documents we went through it and then Alex Stein had Chad on his show and Alex like hey, man You got that document. Yes, and it all over to Alex. He talked to Chad about it. You're not gonna expose Chad. And Chad's not embarrassed by his criminal past.
Starting point is 01:25:09 No. That's the other thing too. Chad's embraced it. Yeah. He's a scumbag and he knows it. John is constantly saying, don't worry. Don't worry. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:18 And ironically, no one has ever worried about it. Right, we're not. Nobody's worried about you. I just wonder, cause I wanna see how this plays out if people start giving John information about like, you know Chad stole a blender from Coles and Chad stole vodka New Year's Day and Chad stole credit cards and Chad had stalking charges multiple times like
Starting point is 01:25:40 Jesse oh He's not gonna like that. I'm exposing this like no we all know yeah, we all know all of this Chad recently tried to defend his Messages to a woman telling her to go to Greenland. Oh right. What did he say? Yes? He said well. She was mentally ill She was mentally ill so why so so why did he tell her to offer self multiple times? Because she was mentally ill she was crazy. Oh, that's a terrible Is that crazy that all the things I remember I'll chat I forget and I've seen the emails He was sending this woman and not just like in a manic
Starting point is 01:26:17 You know, I'm gonna send three or four messages in a row It was over a couple of days and it was morning afternoon evening the next day just non-stop Well, you should off yourself. You've got nothing to live for your loser your life sucks like Wow Cyber cyber bully bad dude. This is an evil guy right here that we're dealing with and John's gonna expose him. Oh, no Sure, he's shaking in his stolen boots Clay's got an interesting theory here. I think he might be on to something and clay I was gonna say after your departure like Chad kind of took your time slot
Starting point is 01:26:52 so it was like it was like a crack addict using nicotine to fucking Like stop their craving for some fucking stuttering John You know, that's all that was Chad He's saying the Chad the reason why he's mad at John for coming back is because Chad's numbers were going up While John wasn't doing his podcast in the afternoons Which I don't know if that's true or not very well could be clay saying that that's what he was watching instead of John So apparently you have to watch some asshole who annoys you liar
Starting point is 01:27:24 During the afternoon that that's the time slot you need that in your life. If Clay didn't, maybe other people did too. That'd be kind of funny. That's the reason. Yeah, OJ? John and Chad are interchangeable. In a lot of ways, they are. Yes.
Starting point is 01:27:38 Chad, you would think that Chad had the career that John did, the way he talks about himself being a radio guy and a radio veteran. I mean at least Chad didn't answer the phones. He actually was the third mic on a radio show. John was never that. John was brought in to either be ridiculed or to tattletale on people. But other than that he was to answer the phones and get off the fucking toilet and go answer the phones John. Spending too much time in the bathroom. It's annoying. This is a little cop I put together. John's so proud of himself. Now, there's speculation because John came prepared for a show for the first time
Starting point is 01:28:14 ever. He shows up to this show, he's playing the clip of Chad calling him out, and then he's ready with responses and tweets and different things to prove that Chad's a loser And the Kevin Brennan shouldn't like him and for the first time he's prepared with this He mentioned that the legend helped him out The legend gave him some tweets or links and things like that, but there's also speculation that maybe a Tiny little lawyer who was suing John for $12.5 million might be in control of some things now
Starting point is 01:28:48 on John's channel and pulling some strings behind the scenes. And perhaps that's the person who's giving John, because remember John used to say he would watch that guy's show and that was his prep. All he had to do was watch VTL and then he knew what he was gonna present on his show So there's a possibility of that, but John's so proud of himself that he knows what he's gonna say for once That he's like Clay I let you be on my show
Starting point is 01:29:14 But you won't you cannot talk and this is just a compilation of him telling Clay to shut the fuck up so now we shall be good and Part of the segment I just want you to just try and just Let me talk a lot because I have a lot to say you too Could be on Kevin's show and getting money and promoting your YouTube show, but no you're complicated and you're a dick What does he what do you need to do? Hold on? The whole fucking double burst for most Clay, please. Let me just do? Hold on, Clay. The whole fucking dabble burst promotes John Shaw. Clay, please, you gotta let me just do what I, I actually worked on this. You know, I planned this.
Starting point is 01:29:51 So you just gotta, Chadley, I don't like to brag about it. Cause that's just because you shouldn't brag about it. No, because people don't want, Clay, you gotta just let me talk. I know, I know sweetheart. Come on. Now listen to me. What? Clay, you gotta just let me talk. I know, I know, sweetheart. Come on. All right, okay. Now listen to me. Now, Duque sounds like poo poo.
Starting point is 01:30:12 See, you're calling me off, Clay. But anyway, so yes, I get, I don't need to do, beat Kevin Brennan's lap dog. Now, let me just say this. Okay, yeah, let me just say this. Listen to me. Listen to me. Let me just say this. Okay. Yeah. Let me just say this Listen to me. Listen to me. Let me just say this Even when John is prepared, he's not prepared and anything will throw him off Yeah, just clay trying to get a wordage like oh now I'm fucking lost everything I was gonna say well, I gotta start over god damn it clay dabbler clay dabbler is like one of the worst co-hosts ever
Starting point is 01:30:42 He cannot stop talking Yeah, once he starts you're just like, okay You're gonna keep saying that over and over again. We got it. We heard you It's never a clean interjection either. No, it's always trampling on him now Cardiff electric my my buddy the potato used to come on the show. What that's for the John segments. I Don't know if I could ever I don't know if I can ever talk to that guy again because he has been removed from YouTube
Starting point is 01:31:10 for violating the terms of service. Which, you know, I can't condone that type of behavior and I will just say right now I disavow. Cardiff is dead to me. Because that's fucked up. Right. FCE. FCE. Now, let's find out why Cardiff got dead to me. Because that's fucked up. Right. FCE. FCE.
Starting point is 01:31:25 Now, let's find out why Cardiff got his YouTube channel removed. Chadley, just know one thing. When you cross the duke. What's with the fucking Chadley? We were talking about this last night at dinner, Producer Chris. Why does he think that's a sick burn or an insult? Chadley? I don't like any of his names for people,
Starting point is 01:31:45 but that one's the least creative. Yeah, and innocent. It almost sounds cute. Yeah, it's so low effort. Like, Jesse would be like, you better not call me Chadley. You gotta stop calling me Chadley. I think he just got it from Clay.
Starting point is 01:31:59 It's better than can't stomach the Zummick, which is still the dumbest thing. Mispronounce his name. I think he did get it from Clay. Yeah, I think Clay was called him Chad Lee Hey, Chad Lee Just know one thing when you cross the Duke shit happens. Just ask Cardiff electric. Oh Yeah, yeah, I would hate to say that's a dose of karma really like
Starting point is 01:32:22 But that shit like, you know, like I was kind of impartial to those guys but I shit Cardiff did was so below the belt with your we've Oscar It's like what the like Cardiff like you've probably got kids right Cardiff. I'm gonna keep that running in just a moment But let me start off by just saying John taking credit for Cardiff's channel going down He had nothing to do with it, but he acts like you crossed the duke I've already taken down card if like he's like Isis. Yeah, he'll take credit for fucking anything Go somewhere got stabbed in Germany. We did that like no you did nice He's like Patrick Michael taking credit for an AI song right yes You didn't write a song you didn't play guitar on it talking about it's already backfired on him. Why's that?
Starting point is 01:33:06 So apparently someone started a strike John's channel campaign and retaliation He's saying that we blamed him for striking Carter's channel, but no he's taking He's taking the full credit for it immediately Uh-oh see, play with fire. This is what, okay, I shouldn't say this is why. There's a lot of reasons why I don't go around copyright striking or telling people to do that and report channels.
Starting point is 01:33:32 It's just, it's all bullshit. Don't do that. When everyone do their show, everyone should have a voice and get a chance to do their thing. If you're good, people will listen to it and watch. If you're not good, you'll have chance numbers. It's right, Cardiff.
Starting point is 01:33:42 We'll review it. Right, of course. He'll be on all of that shit. You did that shit, so it. Right, of course. He'll be on alipathy. You did that shit to John. Like Oscar is a young 18 year old kid who's going to graduate once in his life. Okay, so what they're describing now, and OJ you were closer to Cardiff than I was so maybe you know more about this, but apparently Cardiff said a one-off thing about he was going to live stream Oscar's graduation on like bedabbling live or something
Starting point is 01:34:07 yes yes he was going to fly to California set up set up all his equipment to live stream Oscar's graduation and that was taken seriously by John because he's stupid or because he wanted to feel like he was a victim let's be's be honest. What's going on here? John wants to act like Carter did something horrible to his family And so now and clay's playing into this to like to a ridiculous amount I hope this is all a troll on Clay's part because now they're saying that if Cardiff had done that he didn't but if he had that would have ruined the entire graduation would have ruined Oscars entire high school career
Starting point is 01:34:46 If someone went there and live-streamed it can you imagine if somebody was recording a graduation ceremony that never happens I've seen that the graduation Every fucking parent is recording. Yes, this is not disrupting anything. It doesn't make any sense What's gonna happen on YouTube putting comments in that are yeah? It'd be weird if you were the parent that wasn't recording, right? So this whole argument is bizarre. I don't even understand it. Do you understand it? Oh, Jay? No, but Oscar was very scared. Yes the table showing up right they explained that Oscar's standable Oscar was concerned so John son who's now in Harvard very smart kid is watching be dabbling live on Saturday mornings
Starting point is 01:35:24 What kid is it? I have a lot of do but I just say I don't think Oscar probably is I don't think he would have seen that if Oscar knew this was a possibility. It's only because John told him that yes Which again doesn't make any fucking sense. Why would you do that? What's it even more afraid that his biological father would actually show up to the ass Yes, that's what's really happening. I feel like Frenchy Hauna. Yes. Yes. That's correct. Oh, you did that shit to John Oscar is a young. And he says you did that shit to John again. It's like,
Starting point is 01:35:55 when John says he'll do you a favor, it's like he did you a favor. Cardiff makes a joke about live streaming graduation. I can't believe you do that to John. I can't believe you did that. Didn't do anything. He did absolutely nothing. Kids kids, right, Cardiff? Does your wife know you did it? He only seems to be upset about it two and a half months later. Yes, now it's a huge deal and a huge issue all of a sudden. That shit to John. Like Oscar is a young 18 year old kid who's going to graduate once in his life. Once. It happens once in a lifetime. And for double births or for whatever bullshit reason you did that as a joke,
Starting point is 01:36:31 I don't see where the punchline is there that you decided to bring to. Pardon? Yeah. They said he was going to live stream it. I'm fucking, why would you do that? Why would you ruin a kid one day in his whole life? And my kids got wind of it and he was afraid it's fucking so so grimy that is card I thought he was a better man than that to be honest what are they going on and on about it's gonna first off I don't know you guys feel about high school graduation I don't remember that day I
Starting point is 01:37:00 don't give a fuck about it I think we had a fun graduation party afterwards I remember that we got a kegger it was cool, but it's not like my graduation day was so important. Wow. I graduated high school. I'm sorry. I try to be rude It's really not that we do a deal especially for a kid who's going to fucking Harvard He's gonna have better things ahead more important days, but also none of this would ruin anything it It's all absurd what they're saying here. They're just making this up And they go on with this shit. It's not Shit about my respect, but hold on clay. Not only was he graduated He was graduating valedictorian and they were announcing that he's going to Harvard. So yeah, okay
Starting point is 01:37:39 What does that do with anything? So that's a good thing. So people are trying to clown and be like, oh shit He's going to Harvard and he's about to rain. Oh? So that's a good thing. So people are trying to clown him be like, oh shit He's going to harbour and he's valedictorian. Oh Sounds like he's a really smart kid. Like what do you mean? Like they're making this up to I don't even understand what the rationale is For this and they don't either but it's almost up there with Shulies just as guilty. Yes, it is It's right up there So Cardiff loses his YouTube channel and they're like well He deserves that because he once made a comment that he might come to a graduation and live stream it. Like, oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:38:08 I guess the punishment fits the crime on this one. Okay. If you say so. It's the same. Carl. Go ahead. Oh, Jay. Cardiff was planning to start a loser chant when they announced Oscar's name.
Starting point is 01:38:20 But you're going to get the whole stadium chanting. I'm sure the parents would go along with that. Oh Harvard just called her no longer accept realize you're such an asshole this is fabricating a reason to be upset with Cardiff the same thing with the mp3 and your patreon it never fucking happened but it's forever held against you Something that justifies all of his awful behavior. Yeah, he can just say he did this thing to me and therefore
Starting point is 01:39:11 I can do whatever I want all the time. Yeah drink bleach all right. Yeah, drink bleach job So this is gonna be the most special moment wife and Cardiff wants to ruin that ruin that How's he gonna ruin that John? How do you think he was gonna ruin that? He's gonna ruin Harvard Yeah Cardiff would have been allowed actually in the vicinity Fucking what for what card for what a couple of fucking likes or reposts.
Starting point is 01:39:45 It's fucking that is so low. Cardiff, you should be ashamed of yourself. He really should be, you know, and to even have that in my kid's mind, it's just horrible in your kid's mind. Where is he seeing this? Where does he know about it was kind of going to get this whole thing shut down or sorry guys, no diplomas today. Cardiff is ruined graduation. None of you actually graduate. What's he talking about? So then clay goes on to explain that he used to like Cardiff, but he stopped watching them and everyone else has to humble card. If you'd be quite humble, but the double verse fame, even though he's dwindling and people don't
Starting point is 01:40:22 really watch his shit anymore. I know I haven't watched it for God knows eight months I don't haven't tuned into his shit, but He was dwindling. So what that's what you're resorting to So, how do you know that his numbers are going down if you stopped watching eight months ago? That doesn't make any sense at all. Well, I stopped watching. Yeah Didn't mean other people's not watching. Oh Jay, I believe Carter's numbers have been going up steadily for the his entire time on YouTube my rock about that Yeah, John John would love to get the numbers that Carter's been getting Monday night. No shit. That's gone now
Starting point is 01:40:54 well Maybe Carter will get his channel back, but if not, he's over on rumble. Yes, rubble. So definitely losers subscribe to about rumble with Nick Fuentes and Alex Jones and Cardiff Electric. Roseanne, Roseanne's gonna be a guest soon. That's your rumble light up over there. So that's just nonsensical.
Starting point is 01:41:18 Clay's an idiot. And the one part that I enjoyed on this episode was when Clay was explaining to John that John was definitely trying to fuck Kate Meany. And John just cannot admit that. For whatever reason, he'll just deny, deny, deny. We all know you were trying to fuck Kate Meany, John. All of us do.
Starting point is 01:41:35 We knew that before we heard the conversations. Then we heard the conversations like, oh yeah, he's trying to fuck Kate Meany. That's very obvious right now. And so Clay, even though he's sucking up to John and wants to be his buddy, he's like, yeah, but you can't tell me we're trying to fuck Kate Beatty. And this is the dumbest argument ever.
Starting point is 01:41:50 You might not agree with my points, but as something I saw, you came across as an older guy attracted to a younger woman. I know you say you don't wanna fuck her, my opinion, not yours, an older guy thinking he might get to fuck a little bit of 24 year old clunge So he's being nice to her talking about you know all the shit that men do talk about trying women Yeah, you younger you might get some coke around party blah blah blah, and you're you're and you're being naive about it You know I mean and trusting the
Starting point is 01:42:20 Love doing coke yeah, of course and cuz you wanted a banger fair enough What a coke is because she loves doing coke. Yeah, of course, and because you wanted a banger. Fair enough. Jones, you're 50. You wanted a banger. You're 58. Every 50-year-old, there's no 58-year-old man on, listen to me, there's no 58-year-old man on the planet
Starting point is 01:42:33 that wouldn't want to fuck a 24-year-old. I'm sure when I'm, I won't want the fucking old man. I'd love to bang a 24-year-old. I have OCD. When an OCD person makes an edict, when I said I'll never bang a girl younger than my oldest kid, I can't break that. He expects us to believe that. My OCD makes it so I can't even fuck a hot chick who's 25 years old. I made an edict with myself, so I can't do that. It's the dumbest thing ever no one believes that yeah It's funny how OCD can do things. I've never been documented before it's like the force yeah, all these new Star Wars things
Starting point is 01:43:12 It's all I know the force could make princess Leia come back to life and fly through outer space Yeah, I didn't know he could my OCD from fucking young women my OCD We should say you know you know you know you know you know From fucking young women. Well see D. Miss you say you know you know you know you know you know I think his co-hosts are just so embarrassed by his argument that they just let it go They're like oh for sure cuz clay's like all right, man. Whatever I'm not gonna dignify that with a response. It's so stupid to say that so John then starts talking about because now he's trying to get back at Chad for this video that Chad did.
Starting point is 01:43:45 And John was at Chad's standup show in Atlantic City. The Super Bowl weekend that MLC and all those guys went down there. And Chad put on this standup show that was really haphazard. He didn't really have amplification or microphones. Nothing was prepared, because that's how Chad rolls. And John was there, as we all know.
Starting point is 01:44:08 And now John's gonna talk about Chad's standup. This is what gets me so excited about these two going after each other. They both suck at comedy. And they're gonna call each other out for sucking at comedy, it's great. You sucked so badly. And I've been trying to be nice about it.
Starting point is 01:44:24 But let me just tell you, when Dirty Deeds and I were watching you, Dirty Deeds came over my shoulder and said Pearl Harbor. And I looked back at him after every joke I said, Nagasaki. Hiroshima. Hiroshima. And then he leaned at me after another bomb joke, Hiroshima Hiroshima and then he leaned at me after another bomb joke Hiroshima and then I look back at him after another bomb joke of yours and said USS Cole and we
Starting point is 01:44:54 9-eleven We went back and forth after every lemon of a joke you told you suck Imagine closing your act with the squeegee bet That's it there and heckling a guy. Oh, you're a shebob. All right. I'm fine. This guy sucks at comedy You both do yeah, you're both terrible. This is a homeless fight Right bum fights. Yes. I've actually I got to witness one of those not too long ago in the city and it's I'm there for it Man. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't know who I'm rooting for I just want everyone to have fun This you go after each other about who's the worst stand-up. I just get the popcorn ready. All right, let's go
Starting point is 01:45:37 Now your turn Jed, I wonder what jazz gonna say to that Because if he's ever broken down John's stand-up, that'd be the one time I'd want to watch Chad actually Yeah, good point. That'd be it'd be fun to check out but now John when him and I there was a week where he thought we were friends and I remember I was sitting exactly right here And I got a phone call from him Vinnie was here I think we were doing a creep-up bonus show and I got John's calling me So I pick it up and John is
Starting point is 01:46:06 Very concerned girl. You won't believe it. Chad is saying he's coming over to my house to vandalize it He just he just posted it on twitter I'm calling i'm calling the police i'm calling the fbi like he was very concerned And he thought that i'd be concerned because I live my house in cape corals close to his so that i'd be concerned too And it's like well, yeah,, Chad says a lot of things. He's a liar. And, but John at that time was very nervous. Now listen to John's tone of attitude.
Starting point is 01:46:34 So go ahead headliner, try to stick it to me again, motherfucker. John, you don't want this heat bitch. You got to know- Oh, I'm so scared, Chadley. What are you going to do to me? Come to my house. Do it.
Starting point is 01:46:48 Just do it. Come on over. I'm ready for you now. I'm here. Come on. Let's have a little talk. Duke's been training enough dealing with the surely network. You got enough dealing with the potato and everybody else.
Starting point is 01:47:03 You don't know the potatoes gone. I made sure that Okay again taking full credit for Cardiff's channel going down So apparently he thinks he did something Come to my house now. He's saying these are children that we're dealing with everyone wants to fight in the front yard or something It'll show up and then he's like get off my property Everyone wants to fight in the front yard or something channel show up and then he's like get off my property Drove Chad shows up with a beer wrap filming him Punching in front of jobs out that would actually be the funniest thing Jen could do I would give him a lot of credit I'll do that
Starting point is 01:47:39 I'll be down there soon. I might do that. It'd be fun All right So this is the thing. And OJ, the reason why you're getting invited on these shows now instead of Cardiff is for this specific reason right here. I was going to say, you know, like the potato is bad now. Like he, he can't go on, he can't go on BW show. He can't go on OJ. Goes on another show. Guess who will be there to report him me
Starting point is 01:48:07 Me I'm not saying I agree totally with that, but it's ban evasion and you know If you agree, I know I know I know I know No, all right Thank You clay dabler for saying that like yeah, well don't report channels It's you know, you're weaponizing the terms of service here of YouTube by doing that it's a it's a yes it's a dick move to do that thank you Clay for understanding how life works John does not but this is John he's going to justify why he can report channels if he sees Cardiff show up on them I'm not saying
Starting point is 01:48:40 I agree totally with that but it's ban evasion and you know, you will get if you agree. No, I know I know I know I know No, I get it. I get it You tried to do I get it. I get it. I did you swap my child fucking graduation? I will report that motherfucker if he shows up anywhere fucking where oh Jesus Christ. So again, He tried to disrupt now he just he's gonna disrupt it by what filming from his phone a Graduation where everyone else also has their phones out something that never was gonna have never was gonna happen. It was a one comment just kind of thrown out there and
Starting point is 01:49:19 Now John's allowed to get everyone else's channel banned, whoever has Cardiff on the show, for that. It's like, this is why everyone hates you, John. This is, and he, you know, he's not going to understand this, but the Dr. Steve incident, that was how this all happened. You went too hard at someone who didn't deserve it, and everyone went, fuck you. and he's doing it again And unless you were thinking that I wasn't gonna put him blowing mucus all over his lap in slow-mo You are wrong cuz here it is If he's not dehydrated from drinking too much. He's dehydrated from talking It's fucking nuts oh Boy well, that's what John's up to I'm very excited about that John versus Chad
Starting point is 01:50:18 I couldn't think of a better storyline at this time the never end it really reminds me of the attitude era of WWE just Everything's going so well Aaron's getting arrested John and Chad are fighting Kevin Brennan's like dying actively on a show Coughing and aren't watching anymore. Yeah, card. It's gone. That's fucking potatoes. I hear nobody's worried Watching anymore. Yes, Cardiff's gone. That's like a potatoes. I know nobody's worried about that
Starting point is 01:50:53 God is definitely a dabbler before you get off Chad. Mm-hmm. He had an interesting post on Instagram today Okay, he wants to feature his September 20 24 shows He put eight dates up one of which is in August and two are private parties why would you promote a private party to show that you actually have work when people are goofing on you for not having any work I didn't realize that I would have brought it up then. There's, I don't know if it does this a lot anymore, but there are a lot of local bands
Starting point is 01:51:30 that you go to their shows tab, and it's like past shows. This is a show like they played shows before. It's like, yeah, who cares? Not looking up to see when you played before. I wanna see if you're playing anytime coming up. Man, I wish I coulda gotten to that one. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 01:51:43 But that's kinda like Chad's mentality too. It's just like, yeah, just show, throw as many dates up there as possible. Make it look like I'm coming up man. I wish I could have gotten it all right, but that's kind of like chance mentality, too It's just like I just showed those make dates up there as possible make it look like I'm busy and people are interested in me Okay, why not? OJ are you ready to play a game with us? Yeah, why made this game? Oh you made this game? Yeah, Cardiff Cardiff made me do it now Oh, so taking over your taking over the games as well. Okay, great. Let's get ready to poke a dab with everybody Cardiff. Cardiff made me do am a Friend wanted me to ask any truth to him you slept with a pre-op Tranny well no truth to it. I didn't sleep at anybody I struck out I struck out damn it
Starting point is 01:52:37 Roy Hobbs you crossed the big line here bully is okay Do Phil Elmore is a fraud. Thanks for the 10 bucks. John, your own daughter was quoted in the media saying she has food insecurity, not because she can't afford food at the time, because she is on a crusade against processed foods. So she would have to look at packaging to make sure the foods weren't processed. She's a vegan Okay up on the screen it says fun fact if food is packaged it's likely processed Yes, which she's looking at the label doesn't say like this is processed on the label
Starting point is 01:53:36 Broccoli is never generally processed Yeah, is there an ingredients on this peach I want to see Versus yes, there are ingredients on this peach. I want to see You so stupid she's a vegan So she doesn't want to have any processed foods what part of that don't you understand? Well, you don't understand what a vegan is right? I mean you can be against processed food and I agree with that actually I think Lily's probably very bright just like her brother is Because processed food is awful for people and we've been eating it for decades now in this country But I'm just being a vegan correct very different thing and I love that. It's John's plane mode where
Starting point is 01:54:19 Listen to me What I don't understand is that the term food insecurity means you don't know where your next meal is gonna come from it doesn't mean What's in this food and what am I gonna eat for dinner? I don't have no idea she was quoted as saying I don't understand that either fucking shit Michael Diana, can we bring Vince's kids on sometimes if he wants it's fine with me Jordan you cross the line. We call his wife shaking my door. So would you ever date a trans person? Yes And by the way, I didn't cross the line with that's not his wife Yes, and by the way, I didn't cross the line with that's not his wife Something you all said that wasn't his wife now is it or is it not?
Starting point is 01:55:21 Is she black or is she Indian every time Carl mentions a kid post a pic of his ugly wife that'll get us up I got to find out if that's really his wife And if so, I'll put it right behind me. And every time he does one thing about my kids, it'll be coming right up. And then what did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, I'm going to talk to his mother. B the shoe will be on the other foot next
Starting point is 01:55:51 sweet revenge For he'll think twice or thrice And lastly shut up about my kids to poke a Dabler all right. He doesn't say thrice. I don't think that's the answer I like Sweet revenge, but I'm gonna say lastly he'll shut up about my kids. That's what I'm going with on this one What do you think Andy B shoe on the other foot okay? Producer Chris I also went lastly
Starting point is 01:56:29 Okay, all right. Let's go Let's see if OJ's version of this game is Gonna stump us or not and every time he does one thing about my kids. It'll be come right up and Then I'm gonna talk to his mother Fuck I forgot about this this is Want to know against the panel way better than Carter yeah at least you're likeable This was before he called Kate Meany's mom, so I don't think anyone took him seriously, but then it's like no he does call people's mom Yeah Wow fucking baby. Oh
Starting point is 01:57:06 My mom call you John How long has this been going on since he was a kid my mom's gonna call your amazing? Yeah, I'm telling you his version of Narcissism is just he stopped maturing at the age of six It's crazy Not good, you know, do anything violent. I'm going to say Mrs. Heberger, your son seems to think it's okay to goof on my children. Is this how you raised him?
Starting point is 01:57:37 Bacon and eggs. I saw a video online of Howard firing you on air for misusing the phone. He called you a loser and said, you were never finally on I'm funny laugh at oh My god, do you think everything Howard said was true? I'm just curious. No just that thing if you do then you're a fucking idiot. Yeah, but he was accurate there Then off the air. He tells me how great I am in on the air. Yeah, because you were begging for a raise
Starting point is 01:58:06 So he's just trying to calm you down. You're great. John. Did he have a fire me ever? No ever No, did he hang out with me all the time? Yeah, you have a fire. He takes me out to dinner all the time. Yes Was I the one that he hung out with at parties yes Jesus Christ was either one that he invited to the Hampton sleepover. Holy shit. Yes Do you pause it for a second? Yeah I'm recording his show right now on another screen. He's basically doing the exact rent right now He just did it the other day too, yeah, like two days Yeah, same thing. I slept over at his house Neat I don't think was either one who would make him laugh his ass off
Starting point is 01:58:50 Do you not recall when he talks about me and Jackie and about how I'm doing impressions of Robin drowning and he's saying like look He's like John's fun. John's funny. He what he liked to hang out with me, because I am funny. Oh, Jesus. You all know it. Thanks for documenting the day, John. Everybody was already sending their shit, dummy. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you are man enough to
Starting point is 01:59:21 poke a dabbler Not Carter electric Eugene said good dog We're so associated with that All right, well patron that complex card of electric that's where you have to go to get your card of electric Content these days along with rumble back to the answer of that I love how he's like not to do anything violent that would be funny if he did the Patrick Melton thing in front of your mom's house he's got the car stereo
Starting point is 01:59:56 oh that would be great I know you're there you coward He called your mom your mom isn't talking gives you a talking to I'm not I'm not mad That's what I think just disappoint that's what he thinks is gonna happen. Yeah, you raised your son No, I like it go fuck yourself back here, but would be like Carl. Do you have any more tickets to Detroit? Your mom would be like she's Carl's been cracking us up for years She hear what he says about me Think would be her answer I just realized there was something I was gonna play that I didn't play It was gonna be during my Aaron in Holt Being a fugitive breakdown
Starting point is 02:00:40 Jake Hudson is constantly emailing me AI songs that he makes he makes. He makes. So let's listen to a little bit of this. This is for Aaron. in the loos Dodging the law he's a ghost in the night a fugitive from justice always ready to fight Every corner he turns there's a shadow in pursuit, but he's too slick too smart to ever lose the win They say he's a criminal No more AI music. I'll put a moratorium on this. It's offensive thing Oh geez now regularly I thought that was a carded thing you're banned It's fucked up right there What have we done today guys? We've done it all we talked about Donnie Keith and her hilarious show breaking down social media videos that are
Starting point is 02:01:42 hilarious We had some cringe of the week with our boy Johnny Kush breaking down social media videos that are hilarious. We had some Crips of the Week with our boy Johnny Kush, Dane Cook, Patty Broken Skull dropped a new episode. He's got some sick ass music that he's posting. Aaron Imholt has a felony bench warrant, so he doesn't want to get pulled over anytime soon or have his plates run when a cop's tailing
Starting point is 02:02:05 him that would not be good. Settling John is on all out war with Chad Zumach. No one was able to poke a dad where you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The part of the show we tease the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These podcasts, although today I cannot do that. Today I'm going to tease who's going to be on the show instead. Adam Bush will be making his debut as co-host on WATP and I'm very excited about that.
Starting point is 02:02:40 Adam's great. He's got some very interesting insights into things. So I think he's going gonna be great on the show. The reason why I don't have a show picked out yet is because We're kind of in a little bit of a wall as far as suggestions go We have a channel or a discord people put in suggestions that's where I got this one today, obviously and I always go in there and look people email me suggestions and Lately this haven't been that very fun. We need to get back into some fun shows to to goof on So if anyone's out there if you could find some shows that you'd like us to do a review on please send them my way
Starting point is 02:03:13 I'd like to know you know we've done a variety of shows that are funny some of them are not well known at all I Can think of certain episodes like maybe they were scripted and acted out and there's not a popular podcast. There's a lot of fun to make fun of. Other ones are very popular with famous people and those are very fun to make fun of. So it doesn't, it doesn't have to be, there isn't like a specific formula, but just something that's more fun to actively listen to, I guess. Yeah. No snooze fests. Right. Is what I'm looking for. If you're like, Hey, this show is boring and it sucks. Yeah, okay cool Yeah, I don't know what to do with that
Starting point is 02:03:47 But oh Jay in the morning, maybe oh Jay in the morning should be the next one Although I did just say no, it can't be boring and suck Hey, oh oh Jay you're not gonna respond to that He's crying You might be For me what are you talking about? I saved you from that poison pizza It's not the best pizza. I'll be honest with you Detroit style pizzas not my favorite, but we were fucking starving. I was so So please join us again next time oh, let me do with some plugs real quick trucker Annie's here from the all apologies podcast
Starting point is 02:04:30 Oh, hello. What are you up to on all apologies these days? I had a lot of fun covering Brooks Schofield being Kicked off of cancelled by Tana mojo. Hold on. Hold on first off. I want to cover Brooks Schofield Yeah, sounds fun. She got kicked off in the show Yeah, somebody some idiot went back and found tweets that she did when she was 14 that were you know vaguely? Offensive racist or what are we talking about shit about Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin, okay? But I'm like they're even more down. Yeah That's the funny thing carl. We get to the end, and I'm just like tan and bojo is it complete fucking oh
Starting point is 02:05:09 Untalented cunt and she's done a lot of things in her career pissed everyone off. Yeah, yeah, so she kicked brooks Go field off that show that was such a popular show. They're getting millions of views It was because not it was very fun to look at yes. Yeah, wow About this I'm talking about Was because not a good move very fun to look at yes, yeah, wow About this I'm talking about And she had a big like tik-tok war with one of her exes some Some hack not singer some hideous hack singer that she decided to date for three months Huh, so I sing a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, you can probably get her
Starting point is 02:05:43 date for three months huh so I sing a little bit yeah yeah you can probably get her yeah so check out all apologies podcast com for all all things apologies awesome and OJ in the morning Sunday mornings at 7 a.m. Eastern oh boy nice muted fucking OJ I don't know if you can I'm too high for this yeah I was so baked 7 a.m. tomorrow at obnoxious John on YouTube come come on by And now are you gonna have you have the potato on your show cuz I heard that no John's looking to strike people with potatoes No, never again. He's dead to me. Could there be two oranges on the show? Okay Just curious what was going on
Starting point is 02:06:24 Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everypony. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. of a mess. Indrid Cold Zero notes. Lady Babylon's voice and cadence reminds me of long legs. Hail Satan. Andrie Gunnar-Hawkson gushes. Wow. Kane Hodder is a big get for WATP.
Starting point is 02:07:12 Robert England next. Drew Peanuts. Yuck. Jodie B is bad and so douchey. But I guess it's not Christian Blatt, so it could be worse. Todd feels our pain. It's too nice out to be in a basement podcasting. Satan no pines. Eh, I think if the shoelie was on the other foot with John about the
Starting point is 02:07:30 ESO situation, I honestly think that Carl would be lighting John up about it. But it's just my theory. From Facebook, Brian Hulk reports, Cardiff's whole channel is gone. Mike Mara is stumped. Cardiff had a channel? Ion Force theorizes. Michael Popok got him. Ronnie Greer riffs, Oh hello, I mean, goodbye.
Starting point is 02:07:50 And from YouTube, Sam Bibli is outraged. I can't believe Carl got the potatoes channel nuked just because he cleared his throat on the air. Free the potato! Chicken Little Syndrome might be on to something. John wants them to change the name of the Uncle Rico show so that doesn't come up when people Google John's name. North Jersey jabroni.
Starting point is 02:08:09 Carl is an enemy for life for joking that John's kids are losers years ago. But KB directly calling his mother a dumb cunt is easily forgiven and forgotten. Moulton's Steel predicts his excuse for the stuff on his computer is going to be, it's from a virus. No more Shuli equals world peace has the decency to get honest for a moment.
Starting point is 02:08:29 I'm obviously not a big fan of Shuli, but I couldn't imagine taking a victory lap if he was involved in the child porn issue. I mean, the man has kids and a family. Celebrating his family's lives being ruined just because I think he's a hack would bring me to the level of SJ. Mountain Man Watching comedic genius John Melendez struggle to come up with a joke on the fly shows why Jay Leno just had to have him as a writer.
Starting point is 02:08:54 Acky642 explains, This guy can't stay away. From stupidity. I never touch my carrot, offers. John saw a mortician for hair and makeup. When's the funeral, Johnny? Pig saw Janet. Old shoe polish John is back. And Gianni Friendly plays us out with
Starting point is 02:09:11 Bob's big boy hairdo. Just hairdo it. Ms. Tidebox, do you know what you did wrong? OJ, you keeping an eye on what Stachio's up to up to over there? Yeah, well 30 minutes behind, but he's Yeah, no, it's still Chad content. Yeah, it's Chad. It's carded. It's Nice he's just all completely back in on the devil verse Suit Monday night on Curtis rumble. He'll update you. All right. He's completely back in on all of this. Uh, yeah, let's check out lady Babylon going after Lucy type box
Starting point is 02:09:53 and the voicemailers are into it. Hey, miss Lucy type box. I just wanted you to know this lady Babylon and I just wanted you to know this lady Babylon and I think I'm gonna tie you up in my basement and jerk off on your feet while making you watch VeggieTales. What do you think about that? Hmm? Not gonna like that. All right.
Starting point is 02:10:21 I'll see you soon. Yeah, VeggieTales sucks. You got none on my toes. He nodded on my toes. That Lady Babylon is a creep. Yeah. He doesn't have a basement though. Probably not. No, that's a shitty apartment. Hey Kyle, it's Loto Paco. I just wanted to ask you a question about Aaron Immert. Sure. Is he retarded?
Starting point is 02:10:48 Yes. Is he begging for $300 a day, $1,500 a week, and YouTube takes 30% of that? Is he retarded or just completely unskilled? I don't know. I don't understand this format. Okay. Have a good one, Carl. The dumbest thing anyone could ever do is to paint themselves in this corner where they have to make 350 bucks every morning that they do a show. How do you grow your show doing that? Do you think that the same people are just going to keep giving you money over and over and over again?
Starting point is 02:11:23 Do you think that people the same people just gonna keep giving you money over and over and over again It's just destined to fail. It's also hilarious You know, this is Dan from ProPlanet. All right. I just had a thought I want to share with you I don't know perhaps it's a cure to you, but you know when a person dies Say a person who once was famous and then became a little bit obscure and people haven't thought about them in decades and then became a little bit obscure and people haven't thought about them in decades, certainly not in any great numbers. And then they print the obituary and it's pretty much a recap of what's been,
Starting point is 02:11:52 not usually much to say about what came after. So when Setsho dies, may it be many years from now, but what the fuck is gonna happen with those headlines? Have fun. Oh, if I have anything to say, the dabble verse will be mentioned in those headlines. If there is a God, high-pitched Eric will die on the same day, and no one will talk about John. Oh, you're right.
Starting point is 02:12:21 There'll be something that's more high profile from Howard Stern universe and Jad will just get buried in all of it That's funny. I'm catching up on a few shows right now. So this might be a little late, but Is it just me or does Lady Babylon? sound like the worst Christopher Walken impersonation you've ever heard in your life. That's what I'm getting from them. Love the show too.
Starting point is 02:12:48 I could see that we were talking about that last night. What was your take on it? I don't remember. Yeah, you were saying someone that was an impersonation. I was like, Oh, yeah, I could see that too. I don't remember. It was Ray DeVito doing Christopher Walken. Thanks. I thought he would remember. Carl, it's been said before, I'm going to say it again.
Starting point is 02:13:11 Steely Dan can gargle my balls. Stuttering John is just a drunk, smelly, lying, old idiot. I am also completely sick of hearing about him and I suggest or put forward an idea for an experiment. Let's just go one complete month without covering anything that he does at all and just see what happens because honestly it is just getting old now as much as he is a risible prick. It's really getting old. Final point, you did goof on Tony Michaels a bit when his criminal activity was uncovered,
Starting point is 02:13:51 but you didn't link that, and to my recollection, to anything John was doing really at all. The goofing was purely at Tony Michaels because of his uncovered idiocy. And I really don't believe that you guys would really goof on someone who is a pedophile. Because it's just not really as funny as selling synthetic marijuana. Maybe I'm wrong.
Starting point is 02:14:13 No, you are correct about that. I think that's a very good point. If you're sick of John, stop going on his show, Clay. That wasn't Clay. That'd be funny. Clay's also calling into the voicemail. Ha ha. I'm just reveling in the news of Aaron Imhol being arrested and probably spending time in jail for his various fucking retarded antics. He's going to have to worry less about hitting the goal than making sure his chin hits daddy's balls to ensure maximum satisfaction and get it over with quicker.
Starting point is 02:14:48 I really can't think of a more suitable retarded narcissistic piece of shit for this to happen to other than a certain smelly drunken midget. Wow. I mean, I'm not wishing that on anybody personally, except for maybe Isso Doe. Hey, Carl, I just want to congratulate you on another show well done. I don't remember which one it was because Blind Mike was on it. But you know, you got to take a message from Blind Mike. He does a four hour show, doesn't even reference how long he went.
Starting point is 02:15:17 He's not like, well, gang, we went a little long today. You know, he just lets us fly. It's four hours every Sunday. It's a beautiful show it's a great show for people that haven't that have no not enough carl between the weekend show and the and the wednesday show which is the thursday show for us people listen post facto well carl fuck off and uh boy mike yo what's up bro talk to you later bye the reason why i was concerned about the length is because I had a fantasy football draft
Starting point is 02:15:47 No one's even asked me how it went. Whatever thought we were all friends here waiting for Andy, but but how'd it go? I When I logged in it was my turn to pick I got there just in the nick of time So that's why I was watching things along on Wednesday We were going a little bit longer than I wanted to for that reason Hello, Carl hamburger This is Pierre Trudeau of Canada We finally got your boy Electric oh
Starting point is 02:16:19 We knew he was Canadian It's a boot time It's well about time. It's well about time. We got him. Pierre Trudeau. I'm not familiar with this person. Do you know who that is? OJ?
Starting point is 02:16:33 I don't know. I think he died late in 1997. Okay. Hey Carl, I've got something I've been wondering about. Um, would you consider Kevin Brennan a low cow? And if so, why? Anyway, let me know. But don't call me back. What do you guys think about that? Is Kevin Brennan a low cow? I think he's got a lot of tendencies for it. He's got some things working on his side. He's not begging for money when he isn't being just an asshole.
Starting point is 02:17:05 He's kind of funny. Well, he does it in a more subtle way than Dark Side Phil and Aaron Inholt. Yeah. And John, I would say maybe that's what the turn is. He's turning from a host into a low cow. I think it is. I think I might be you might be onto something with that. What do you think, producer Chris? Yeah, I would say he's technically a little cow.
Starting point is 02:17:26 Yeah. All right. Well, there you have it. Chris said it. Therefore it is true. Gary and San Diego calling into the show. Hey Carl, Gary and San Diego. Well, I listened to John's show on Friday. I must admit I usually don't like a show and it takes me as I have to work really hard to listen But I love it when John talks about his terrible dates his terrible bumble dates that goes terribly wrong It's hilarious. I agree that he keeps trying and he keeps failing on these dates Can't seem to pick somebody that turns out to be a good date too bad John blowing your money
Starting point is 02:18:10 Rock and roll rock and roll Should get some advice from Johnny Kush. Yeah, Johnny Kush is killing it out there He just can't find someone who's very good Keep going on these terrible dates. Yeah, we didn't play the clips I put on point down point yesterday when he started the show talking about fat the chick was anyone I'd date with It's funny. He's always bragging about it the day before he's like I got a date. It's gonna be amazing We're gonna have a great dinner. I can't wait black girl. It's gonna be awesome. And then he comes back I say he's like what a fat whore
Starting point is 02:18:44 Appetizer and dessert What did he say? He ordered a whole pizza pie? What did he say? Which Cape Coral is known for their pizza by the way Don't even get me started on that Alright This has been just as much fun as it should be Not too much fun
Starting point is 02:19:02 Not no fun Just the right amount of fun. Stop flattering me. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e plane is hit I rewatch at Carly mom mom What do you think happened there? I gotta go. Goodbye Good bye
Starting point is 02:19:52 All right new thing After we end the show we just talked night of conspiracies. That's a new format. I think really just hit me Yeah, this is a good time. We're two and a half hours in we're gonna button it up Yeah, the new fun fun fact WTC seven two and a half hours in we're gonna button it up. Yeah, the new fun fact WTC seven that was a controlled demolition, right? I've seen evidence of that He did it for you and all the other hulk of maniacs out there as well For sure. So let's finish it up in the next five minutes. Nice

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