Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep551 - Two Cool Moms

Episode Date: September 8, 2024

A former impractical joker and a guy who thinks he’s a late night TV show host give advice to teenagers for some reason. Two Cool Moms is the corniest show I’ve ever heard. The nonstop riffing is only interrupted by attempts to give serious advice like “live your own truth” and other empty platitudes.  Brandon McAfee joins us to discuss all of the big laugh on this comedy show. Then we check out Pauly Shore’s new show PMS Podcast; Pauly is the worst interviewer of all time. Paddy Brokenskull gives us a rare peak behind the scenes of what he’s trying to accomplish on his YouTube channel. Chad Zumock is desperate for our attention so he lies about our recent email exchange and projects his own insecurities on me. Steel Toe’s Aaron Imholte explains all of his finances for some reason. Why would we care if you can’t afford to pay Johnny Krutches? Also, two new parody songs from Ed the Editor and Myster Magenta, a round of To Poke A Dabbler, Internet News, reviews with Maribeth Rosie, and your voicemails. Subscribe to the Drew Lane Show YouTube channel - https://www.youtube.com/@TheDrewLaneShow  Cardiff Electric’s Rumble channel - https://rumble.com/user/CardiffElectric More Maribeth Rosie - https://onlyfans.com/maribethrosie  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And I'm so happy that it's sold out this far in Advance it just shows how much the Detroit Dabblers love you guys and maybe in the future We might have to look for a bigger venue. I don't know. Yeah, I know I'm happy that it's sold out. It takes all the pressure off and everything But then I'm like, I would probably could have sold a lot more tickets this thing just have another night there Now the magic bag's a great venue and we have a great time every time you come to town, so I'm looking forward to it.

Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun. Also, we encourage our listeners, give us a five-star review at the podcast and shit all of us in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Two Cool Moms. This came in from an anonymous source who did not want to be named for sending this in We have watched it separately. We haven't discussed it with each other beforehand

Let's get into it a show hosted by Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne and I'll read the description here It says comedians Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne. They always wanted to be one thing when they grew up a cool mom Why? Throughout their lives both had strong opinionated mothers who gave great advice. Yeah, that's a way worse reason for the name two cool moms I possibly could have came up with. I didn't understand if they were just if they named it after a press if they were just coming up with a premise going into this I said hey it's the guy from impractical jokers who's no longer with impractical jokers and it his buddy, who's also a comedian.

Let's see what this is gonna be. And it ended up being Two Cool Moms, which I was surprised by that name myself. Well, let's start off with their introduction. I think I'm gonna be using the word corny a couple times today, so let me just get that out of the way right now. We're back.

Well, where were we, really? Hey, everybody, it's Joe Gatto from from two cool moms. I'm here with my friend I'm here. Yes, you're here in the set of two cool. I was just wishing I was here and here just Joe It's so good to see you hey guys look we're all here you're here This dude is fucking cool everything on this show Everything they say is a jumping-off point I Thought if Robin Williams were still alive and cloned and both Robin Williams co-hosted a show together

That's what this would be a ham fest. Yes, that's what this is. And they have the stupid, you know, we're dads, we're dumb guy trope jokes they do. There was an earthquake or a disaster or something, you'd have to be in charge and do this. How much would your significant other trust that you knew what you were doing end or follow you? Someone's dying.

Maybe one or two. Most likely me. Would you just say, Jess, get us out of this and just hold on? I'll carry the kids. It'd be the opposite. I mean, Jess would be the one that'd be like, okay, this is what we're doing. Okay, guys, just listen to mom.

We prepared for this. And I'll be a burro, I'm the donkey, I'll hold stuff, and you all get out. I would just be dropping dogs in a backpack. Oh my god, where's your U-Haul? I'd have to be hoping that it would like all these pups. Get it? They're helpless without their wives. Surprising about the sitcom writers.

That kind of joke. This is the banter portion, the banter portion of the show, which I actually didn't think was that terrible. It reminded me of this other show I listened to w ATS how dare you how dare you sir those are fighting words I will see you next month We're not gonna forget I found there to be huge big laughs in this song in the show excuse me if you check out my clip to

Alright, how much did you lose when you did that? Yeah, that's have big weights Uh, I was down to 165 American well, sorry American Pounds or kilos. What are we talking? Definitely pounds? Yeah Wow. I got gaunt I look like Christian Bale in the machine. Oh, did you it was like it was bad. Yeah. Yeah It was like you look like Burke. Christ in the machine It was bad. Yeah. Yeah, it was like Burke. I shouldn't have machine Wow that was good one was it because he's bigger fat in that I think we've got our social

That was perfect for the socials Yeah it's crazy because The person who sent this to me sent me to their Instagram page and this was the pinned clip on there. So they did end up using this for their social media. The first thing I saw, I went, oh, these guys suck. They're so excited about themselves. Actually, I grabbed another video I found on their Instagram because this is a new set they have now.

I think they went away for a while and now they've come back and this is from their old set and this is on their Instagram page. The target walked by saw this on the rack and said what better? Two cool moms. Problem is there's two cool moms. So he's wearing a shirt that says I'm a cool mom. And now he just walked in and handed his buddy another one of those.

Shoot up it's time for two cool moms. Now we're two cool moms. Can't just have one cool mom. I'm not giving them a pass just because they know they suck. I found their comedy to be kind of tepid, mundane, almost safe comedy. At first I thought this was an all-family show, maybe, but then at some points you get some swearing and so I was kind of surprised by that. But the actual show itself is it's a ask us anything show. It's these two comedians and they say, hey, we want you the listener to ask us your deepest darkest questions and then we'll answer them, which I guess that's okay, but I don't believe some of these questions Here's clip 3 my clip 3. I think it's a very dumb question to ask a millionaire

It's coming to us from Alexa Mola Ola to my favorite mamacitas I'm not Spanish, but I just thought it was fun Anyways, I have two questions first if you both separately won the lottery, what would you do with it? Second what's one tangible thing you cannot go one day without now if anybody's watching the show They know that Joe Gatto is from impractical jokers. He's raked in millions from that show I'm sure he's not with them now, but I'm sure he's getting residuals This guy's got a net worth online of seven million. You don't go. Hey. Hey, mr. Guy What would you do if you were even richer? you don't go hey hey mr. Guy what would you do if you were even richer I don't get it yeah and so he goes well you mean like a lot

of lot of money like two million two hundred million or something like that because yeah he's got to think about something that's obviously he could get somebody wouldn't be able to get and does he have an answer for this you want to talk about safe comedy I'm not sure about that fuck that it's lame okay what choice no I should mention Joe's answer is he wants to have a robot That's right like from Rocky for right he wants a robot so Steve says that's lame and now Steve's got a better idea Of course ready go ahead. Are you ready? I'd buy the Batmobile Okay, I'd absolutely buy the Batmobile, and I would go and would you drive in it everywhere in the really a hundred percent

And actually it might be a coin flip between the DeLorean or batmobile DeLorean is tight tough for you a lot of in-and-out low Yeah, be careful gotta be careful with that batmobile That'll be a school that is Lauren. I think as far as you doing if you're doing like straight-up Kitchy like like the Batmobile is like a state. I'm going 60s bat. Of course. No you got to go open top You know with a with the red globe. Oh my fucking the fence the caution thing falling. That's what you do I mean, that's the car now. I ask you Brandon. Is that the coolest car? The monkey mobile is the coolest car on the planet everybody knows that the bad mobile is pretty cool, too

I guess but that's not what I would do if I would win The lottery I wouldn't go out and buy a replica or anything like that. These questions are ridiculous Carl I don't find them to be real I think that there is a producer who is putting questions into a hat and then they reach in. My clip four is the perfect example. Play this and tell me if this kid actually did this. It's coming to us from Julian. Hey guys, I have a question for both of you. So right now I'm a junior in high school

and I'm getting kind of upset at myself in my PE class. I'm always one of the last people picked to be on someone's team and I understand why. Fake! Because I have terrible hand-eye coordination in sports. But I feel like most people in my class could be talking bad about me behind my back because I suck.

What kind of 16 year old out there is thinking, man, I got all these troubles, man, I wish I could talk to my dad or somebody. Get confident, stupid. I think I'm gonna call that one guy from Impractical Jokers and see if he can help me with this dilemma in my life. I'm so thankful that one guy from impractical jokers and see if he can help me with this dilemma in my life I'm so thankful that podcasting wasn't around when I was 16 years old because in the year 2000

I could just imagine myself being like oh god life is hard I keep getting boners when I don't want to get boners I maybe maybe I should call Mark Summers or JD Roth right and maybe maybe those guys can help me out with this problem It's such a dumb premise for their show Yeah, because they don't have good advice for anyone and I totally agree with you, especially with that question. I went there's no way There's teenagers watching the show and then writing in for advice and they take it real seriously. Yeah, which is nuts this answer This is just word salad. It's just about your own truth. The whole poem is just keeping your own truth. It doesn't matter if people lie about you,

you don't get too high on your horse, all these things. I think it's one of those things where it's like going back to what you're saying. Yeah, you know who you are, embrace yourself, appreciate who you are, and those hiccups make you who you are at the end of the day. And it shapes your outlook on life, how you interact with people.

I guarantee Julian's a hell of a lot more sympathetic to anybody with a slight than nine times out of 10 people. So I think just live your own truth, go through it, just go, okay, they don't understand. But it's also like, I don't need to brag about it. I just keep to myself It just it is what it is What did you just say?

Doesn't make any sense Rick. I think he just said you should think about what can be unburdened by what has been I believe is what he just said I was talking word salad you you mentioned that and I wrote it down in my notes and that was my clip one because It's my summary of this show you guys we are in the thick of it we are really are where has been so Many dilemmas being thrown our way so many and we've been solving problems a tsunami of them if you will It's like Moses parting the we're right in the thick of it. We're holding it down Yeah as Gandalf you shall not pass in these problems and in the we're the surfboards in the tsunami of life, and that's what I've always said

You've always been this banter sucks Brandon. I thought you told me the banter part was good this sucks so bad Can I go back to the question about the disability and the guy just like says all these things anyone who ever mentions Having your truth or knowing your truth or speaking your truth can go get fucked immediately. Yeah, they're lying It's so stupid, but then he gets back to the funny. Thank goodness. They figure out how to get this back to a comedy There's plenty of things. I'm not good at yeah But my wife will tell you you know it's you know Where to begin get it word end really I? Think get it Chris. I'm there's lots of other good. I just asked my wife

She's a nagging crud Occasionally I'll deliver a zing and I'm embarrassed if I even smile over it. These guys cackle especially fucking they love Joe there Yeah, Joe loves it. So at the beginning of the show during the banter portion they Really crack themselves up with us. So I used to like just park at Ross for less So I'm going to look for a parking spot at Ross for less and a guy Ross for less Going to look for a Parker's butter Ross for less and a guy Ross you know plus I eat at McDonald's but up up

So I'm at Ross okay, so I was at Ross does it say for less underneath. I think it does Ross for less, but you should just say Ross. Yeah, okay, so I'm at Ross guys You're missing the point of the story next to did it did it did it did it TJ Maxx? Yeah, okay? Yeah, so they're confusing taglines and jingles To very different things again. Just start singing shit because he says Ross for less But it got some big laughs. Oh, it definitely got some big laughs. That's the important thing. In fact, there's a big laugh in my clip six. There's some ball busting going on in this show.

Check this out. 100%. Hockey's the number one for you if you have to play. Hockey's my number one. Mine's tied between bowling and volleyball. Those aren't sports. That says the man who can't play neither. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha But not because it's scary All right, so the one thing that these guys have to do is they have to act like everything the other person's talking about It's exciting and so what you're gonna hear in this next clip is a guy making something up

That doesn't make any sense to make it seem like he's excited about the topic and also a callback I I was with my son recently at lids And I go away. I go ape shit at lids lids for more we're at least they're expensive I love lids and I go ape shit at lids he said I would have stopped the show right that I'd be like what do you mean you go ape shit at lids I buy a lot of hats you buy a hat or two Wow go an ape shit over there that lid store good stuff guys but I think they just feel the need to keep it silly and and wacky when god, I wish it would start I Decided to check out Joe stand up

because I was curious like this guy is not funny in any single way just a cornball and Apparently he's got a new specials coming out next week. And so he's got a trailer for it I thought we could watch them, but probably his best jokes are in the trailer right? Yeah absolutely. I don't even know why I'm like this to be honest. I can't blame drugs. I've never even tried marijuana. Technically it's a vegetable. Not for me. I did spork up a cannoli backstage though before I came out. Puff puff pastry. All right. That's why I don't know. Oh, I know. And the response from the crowd, they should sweeten it. It sounds terrible. Something no one's enjoying this. Yeah, they forgot to do that thing. Yeah. Maybe they'll

do it in post. This looks like Sebastian in 20 years. Yes. And I'm glad you picked up on that because it's very much the everything that Joe Mattarise wishes he was right with the Italian jokes. There's more Oh my dogs are named after Italian pasta dishes and desserts. That's what makes sense for me. You know I'm saying yeah I got cannoli biscotti spumoni Tartufo tiramisu. Yeah Linguini ravioli the brother and sister of a genie Alfredo Star Wars Imagine thinking that's a joke. This is garbage. Yeah, he's just naming foods

Again very safe very tepid and and just I think family comedy I think he wants to go the gaffigan route. What about Steve stand up you ask I've got that for you as well Steve has a special that's out just came out last month and This is Bonkers, he's got a live band. He's got a three piece on the set with him. He's got like an announcer guy So he's treating this like he's hosting a late-night show and it's literally monologue jokes Like wherever Jay Leno's staff went when he went away from the Tonight Show, I think they write for Steve Byrne because that's what

it sounds like to me. As you guys know, California, very, very progressive, very progressive state. And sometimes you get away with things due to the progressive nature of Los Angeles, for example, or California in general. I was driving along Sunset. A pulled me over he said sir why did you run that red light I said officer it's 2023 I don't see color the crowds even reacting like it's a monologue. They're not laughing, they're applauding the joke. Come on, they've never heard that one before? It's so bad.

That's what he led with. That was his first one. Let's see what else he's got. I saw a very sweet thing the other day. I was downtown Los Angeles, crowded bus around noon. I saw this really sweet moment in humanity. You'd only see this in California. I saw an elderly woman, elderly one,

get up from her seat on the bus, pack bus and give it to a pregnant man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Jess. This is crazy. I think we all can believe you were taking the bus.

I saw you on roller skates and boy shorts going like this. What does that mean? Well, Cal, as you know, downtown Los Angeles is pretty, it's like a ghost town lately. There's nobody there, the businesses have left. It's pretty quiet down there. I was down there to visit Gary. I'm telling you, it's so quiet downtown. It is so quiet It's so quiet downtown Los Angeles the only time you hear anything is when Guatemala scores a goal I

Wish the band would just start playing over him, you know Big guy in the front row is loving it. Oh I know, I don't know where you find people like this. Cause he knows he's on camera. He has to love it. They must have found these people in the 70s. That's all I can figure. Right. The style of comedy is long gone.

Carson reference. Holy shit. It's observational comedy but it's not funny He's also Braggadocious a little bit tells the story about how his dad used to put him and his brother in life vests And they just go down the river and his brother's foot got caught under some rocks or something and so he ran up Jumped back in the river in order to save the day Then I got to where he was and I jumped in and I kinda like started swimming towards him and got underwater and dislodged his foot

and saved my brother's life. And knowing what I know now, I should have fucking let him drown. 100%. I would never have a gray hair on my head. My forehead would be so much smaller. I lost so much hair. Oh, we're a brother.

And the night's over my little brother, yeah. Oh, you rascal. Yeah, he sounds like a bad dude. I see what you did there. You saved your brother's life again. Come on, get out of here with that. What a hero. Loser.

What else you got, Brandon? Well, I didn't know why this show took a one-year hiatus I noticed that they were around for a while and then they took an entire year off I guess some people do that and they call that seasons, but this one came back on to I heart with some dudes YouTube channel I'm not even sure who that was. Elvis Duran the Elvis Duran show on Z100 in New York. That's where they're I don't understand Either but it's connected to I heart so for some reason they don't have their own YouTube channel Elvis Duran's YouTube channel So I went back to their first episode after their hiatus, and I said you know what I really want to know Why they took the time off maybe they can explain and?

Clip 10 this is how they kicked things off. The good news about this show is that we have production value. It's our first show back here at I Heart Radio. We got bubbles! Boom, boom, boom. Party, party, party. I also feel like the bubbles are just making a mess going to get my water. Oh Jesus Christ

They went from nothing to absolute mayhem Yeah, so I didn't get a clear answer as to why they took a year off But I was able to watch them have fun with a bubble machine my daughters love that too. They're two and five right These are not cool moms. I'm just coming around on this I realized you know their listeners call them mommy still I swear I wouldn't make that up I know I thought that deranged I would go up with something like that if I could all right well I have another clip on here that I think you're gonna

enjoy Valerie was the first question they read during the tell us about your dilemmas segment. And Valerie's question is great and they have a good time with it. This is coming to us from Valerie. Yeah, you know what I need advice on, so please help me. That's it? That's it.

That's coming to us from Valerie. Yeah, you know what I need some help on it That's coming Please help me Alright, you know I know what Val needs help with all right though. I'm gonna show you straight cuz most your friends Won't tell you to tell you this It's cuz your breath stinks good stuff That's really funny. I mean he could have come up with anything But yeah, but the funniest thing started with you're coming to us for advice possible. Well, right? That's that's one thing funniest thing started with you're coming to us for advice possible right that's that's one thing I'm telling you it's just another slip of paper from

that hat that some producers writing down these questions are not there that they got it I mean if you click out or if you hit my my clip nine and I don't know if you want to get here too this is the show clothes but they never tell you where to submit questions and this I don't understand it. That's what we call some pretty cool advice. From two cool moms. Yeah I know it might not be what you want to hear but that's just how we play it it's just nice and cool. Cool guys this is what we do. Guys, moms. That's it the minivan has been started thanks so much for listening. We appreciate you. Thanks for submitting your questions

Yes, thank you for subscribing please At least pretend there's a place you can email it or something I do a bit on the drooling show called the boner line with Listener participation the phone number is 209 66 boner I give that number out all the time because I just need people to you know at least submit something These guys are just like man. We got so many questions lined up that we don't need none of them But thanks anyway for him so principal uncertainty says Carl you interrupted. Maybe he was going somewhere the guy is a laugh riot and No, you know what? That's a good point because after he says your breath stinks

And no you know what that's a good point because after he says your breath stinks They get into some talk about brushing and flossing and how good it feels to get the food out of your teeth And then he comes up with a line I mean I could never come with something this witty and edgy too when you get a good booger Yeah, right like we get a good like you got a hard Like a boulder no like a crusty like you feel all crusted up, and then you get up in there It's like pink and you're good You do it right on right in the airplane pink Stick to the Italian dishes

That crazy he loves when he picks a big booger and Wow checks it Here's another question that comes in. What's one tangible thing you can't go without Don't know why that's a question coming in for an advice show But again, these guys are edgy watch out Second, what's one tangible thing? You could not go one day without one tangible thing. I would say my 3 p.m. Coffee. I Got my 3 p.m. Coffee really my midday coffee is defines my day for sure. I need it So your 3 p.m. Coffee is like my lunch Yeah, that's boring. You're boring everybody quit boring everyone. How would you feel the need to talk about drinking coffee?

Why would that ever unto your mind of something to talk about? But I learned he has three cups a day and they're essential to his life Yeah, very important stuff and Steve really likes a lunch So now we're gonna do some super interesting talk about and I know this comes up on a lot of shows and we all love it When it happens, what's your wife's schedule? Let's talk about our wives schedules. No, she doesn't she works so hard all day that when it's like 30 she's like good night. I'm like really you can't watch anything She's like I would but I'm exhausted besties all dogged out same yeah

Me I'm like I'll be up till two or three in the morning what I'm just get up in the morning She's she's a morning person. I'm not besties up 530 530. Yeah with the dogs and just get up at 6 Yeah, yeah 536 7. Yeah, which is crazy. Yeah, yeah, so I'm like, you know But I'm also been I'm also and you are too, but I think cuz of our lifestyles were night owls I mean, we're getting we're getting on stage at 9 p.m. You know 8 p.m. 9 p.m. No at least brandon got it, right Who is this for who could possibly give a fuck what time your wife goes to bed What type she gets up and then what you guys do and I read that as being kind of stocky like when she home Gone right good point

So the lights are out by 9 you say okay good to know good to know All right, is there anything else on here Brandon you want to play before we move on? I guess I got one more clip on my clip 11. I really got into this dark humor these guys are bad boys wasn't ready for dark humor, okay? Yeah, I don't think so I got wheels. I would love we should race we got wheel. Oh you want to race I'd love to help. We should race a charity You can't touch me on ultimate frisbee fields will race for people with spinal cord injury. We'll race them and I might win. I have a shot. I need a hand to cap. Cut that part out. So it does get dangerous. It gets dangerous at times. Wow. How many people rode in who have spinal cord injuries? Oh right, zero, they don't tell you how to ride in.

Motherfuckers. I was going to complain but there's nowhere to complain to unfortunately So that's two cool moms and it's shocking to me I don't know if this is just a YouTube show in a podcast or this is on the radio somehow Or what's good cuz they're there on I heart, but I guess this probably podcast Yeah, I think so that are they they attach it to that other radio show that you had told me about Maybe Elvis Duran plays clips or Thomas Duran very possible. All right. My takeaway was I would also remain anonymous if I recommended this You don't want to get the backlash of these two watch out. All right, it is time for our Nick Tucker writes in with the fear fans podcast. He says there were more panelists 10 than viewers me

one person watching and then one of the panelists announces he's retiring from entertainment and Let's see how the others respond to such a big announcement. It's a important thing Please do be there be there for the concerts Be there for the whole shows and shit like that. So it'll be a year now in the making but uh Yeah, I'm calling it a day And we go

Who burped? Tom. Tom. It wasn't me. I didn't do it. So the guy announces he's all done with show business and entertainment. He's getting out of it. Tom's done. They're like, okay, move it on.

Is this just a meeting of some sorts? Because I'm looking at a screen here that has, you know, about 10 people. Some of them aren't paying attention one of them has an Arnold Schwarzenegger Mask over the the filter and the rest of them are just you know one guy's farting. It's wild Back that one up a little bit. Let's get one more context here No, I don't we could speak another day, but yeah, I'm wrapping up my career within Entertainment and Love the ride I've done and then Berg bash with the likes of my

Yeah, so if anybody wants to be a part of it Please do Please do be there be there for the concerts Please do. Please do. Be there. Be there for the concerts. And we look forward to host shows and shit like that. So it'll be a year now in the making. But yeah, I'm calling it a day. And we go. Who burped? You can tell they're all torn up. They can't believe it. We weren't ready for this announcement.

That Arnold impression is spot on though. You gotta give him announcement. Oh that art of impression is spot-on though. You got to give him that I want to see a highlight reel of his career His career in entertainment You don't think it's that impressive no That we are predicting maybe for this I Think you might be right about that now We're gonna do a segment that we don't normally do on this show because it's a brand new podcast that just came out about a month ago.

And your buddy and my buddy Drew Lane sent this to me and said, Carl, you have to watch the show. This is incredible. So apparently, Paulie Shores started up another new podcast. He's rebranded yet again. Now he's doing the PMS podcast. and this just started about a month ago or so He was the JITV Show hosted by Polly Shore was what it used to be called and now are you familiar with PMS at all Brandon?

I'm not familiar with now you've reviewed Polly Shore in the past I believe that is one of the things that got on Drew's radar to actually finding you and so I'm Excited to see him back because I want to say he didn't do so well back then we reviewed Polly Shore with Gallagher and Polly Shore's the worst interviewer absolutely doesn't listen to answers. He just keeps saying things He goes like yeah, but don't aren't you upset? You don't have a relationship with your family and go I don't care about those people they suck Yeah, but isn't it Terry you up inside like no it doesn't at all. I don't give it a thought I don't give a shit. He makes Dennis Rodman look great

Yes, and barely paid attention and this new show He has nothing but guests on and is the worst interviewer and I'm not even sure that's supposed to be the bit But let's get started. I'll give you the introduction this is how the show kicks off a very recent show just came out a couple days ago PMS podcast show which is my initials Polly Montgomery Shore inside a fucking weed dispensary in the middle of Las motherfucking Vegas, Nevada. So they're at Planet 13. Which have you been there? Not yet. Okay. I didn't get a chance to make it over there. But it's like a Costco for weed. It's enormous. And so he's somewhere set up in there. And there's like 20 people sitting at chairs and

tables watching this show. There's more people on stage than there are watching the show. And they even have a house band. Check out this band, you're gonna enjoy this. ["Wing"] Ha ha ha, it's Wing. Ha ha ha. Oh People don't know what to make of it They were obviously flired in the streets. That's why they're there. Oh, yeah I'm pretty sure don't you show come on over young police sure nice and that bad was performing in the street and someone was like

Oh, come on in we could use a little more So if you're listening to this of course the music sucked But there's also these three women dancing now the one in the middle the Chinese woman is like the co-host Oh with Polly great She doesn't speak very good English, and then the other two women were just not even choreographed or anything Just kind of move it around a little bit wiggle for us. Yeah, so that's pretty good stuff So he brings out his first guest Gabriel and glacius. He's a stand-up comic who recently I didn't realize this I guess I'm not tuned in to that world of comedy

Because he has a sitcom on Netflix or had a sitcom on Netflix, and he recently performed at Dodger Stadium Oh, is that crazy? It's a big gig. Yeah, it's a big fucking gig right there. So, Paulie Shore brings him on and he goes, you know what? We actually have a clip of this. Let's play the clip. Now, you've never seen a worse clip being played during a talk show when they have a guest on than this clip. From Dodger, there you are in front of Dod Stadium. And this must have been huge for you because... In Texas, and I had never done a show in San Antonio. So the original plan was we wanted to record a special in San Antonio for the new Netflix

show, you know, for the series. So we couldn't really travel too much. I remember they kept telling us, stay in your bubble, stay in your COVID bubble. Don't forget to stay in your bubble. So... All right, that's it. Cut cut cut give it up. That was Are you like like most comics that uh, that was thank you fucking that was what it didn't even get to the punch line No, it's just the middle of a setup and then they cut it off and then probably like all right give it up for game everybody Uh pretty good showing a picture instead of a video just yeah

I am, Chris. Yeah, I'm thinking about maybe that is the bit that he's a terrible interviewer and he's ruffling the papers into the microphone intentionally. Yeah, it's like a Tim and Eric thing he's going for. It's like, isn't this crazy how bad this is? No, seen a lot of bad stuff actually, Polly.

Yeah. You're not the first, you won't be the last. I've seen your movies. Yeah. So now, his co-host-host Nicole has a question for Gabriel Aside from the Dodger Stadium special. I had a sitcom called mr. Iglesias. Yes, which is basically the modern-day welcome back Carter. Yeah, remember that yeah, give it up for mr. Iglesias. Yes I guess Nicole wanted to ask you a question.

Nicole, what did you want to say? Yeah. You could have just raised your hand, but all right. You got my attention. So I guess it's just chaos. So that's what she does. There's many kiss in the background. It's just as many fucking things as you could throw on a stage that don't interconnect at all possible.

There's a woman back there bartending. You got the band. You're gonna see micro midget wrestling come out on the stage. And I think it's time for small person wrestling. We got some small people here. So now there's just little people wrestling. No one knows what's going on. Is it the crowd?

No one's enjoying it. There's no enthusiasm. Gabriel doesn't know what to make of any of this. And what's weird is that the band is playing in the background during this, but that's not the band. Oh, that's the music band. They pumped in some different music when they put it out on YouTube for some reason I gotta tell you if I was walking around Vegas and I walked in this place and I got some good

Some good chronic and I smoked it and then I saw this show. I don't know it might everything would come together for me I think I'm pretty happy. I'd sit there for the 30 minutes. Yeah, you and I like a good trade I wouldn't get up and leave. Yeah, that for sure, but I'd also never go back again. I bet this is better than David Lee Ross Very similar I'd rather be at this. Yes, that's a good point So now he brings out his next guest a gay Gabriel is just sitting on the couch and he's already moving on to the next Guest who's this woman Kina who's an influencer. I don't know why she's on the show. She sells real estate in Vegas and they talk about that a little bit. Gabriel just gets up and leaves at this point. No, hang out

bro it's cool. You guys we can't let fucking Gabe leave. Lock the fucking doors. Lock the doors. Anyway Kina's is an old friend of mine I've known her for many years she's actually a great success a great success story she's a great success story she used to party very hard and get really crazy and now she's married with three beautiful kids and she also sells real estate here in Las Vegas as an influencer she's slowly changed her life around and she's doing great get her for Kina yeah yeah I used to party really hard with you so she's the party with me so so you've been out here in Vegas for how long 14 years now 14 years Real getting up going to blow up down

And I got better things to do he's got me definitely has better things to do 14 years That shirt that the blow-up dolls wearing is their sponsor It's supposed to make your semen taste good and give you more Is their sponsor it's supposed to make your semen taste good and give you more Okay, oh, okay, and Paulie said that he's tried it and it works and I went which part No one has to follow question I had to follow questions for him so he brings this hot piece of ass on here who's probably either a sponsor or just one of his old friends and Did they at least talk about drug stories? That'd be fun No, definitely not. In fact, the questions are so bad. This is the worst question you could ask

So let's talk about being a pretty girl on Instagram So what's that like? This is where I think I think it's a bit and I don't know if Drew understood that cuz Drew is freaking out He's like Carl. This is the worst show you have to watch this. Oh, I was anyone watching this show and I agree I don't know how anyone's watching this but that's got to be a bit. What's it like being hot on Instagram? That's stupid. Yes, I actually believe so Brad asshole it is possible that he is that stupid that is part of the problem with us

He's been surrounded by people that probably don't tell him how bad he is Because they're enjoying it, maybe. I am too, by the way. All right, so then the next guest comes on the show. Piff the Magic Dragon. You know Piff the Magic Dragon, Brandon? No, enlighten me. So I think he was on America's Got Talent,

and he's been on some other shows, and now I think he does a residency in Vegas. And so let's see what he's up to. So, when I first saw you, and I first saw your branding and everything, I remember as a kid, Puff the Magic Dragon. Yeah. Is that where you came up? Can we play the- I can't talk about that

for legal reasons. But I'm gonna play it just for a sec. Oh good. Just for the people. You guys wanna play the dragon lives by the sea, right? Follows in the Ottoman in a land called Harmony. Which camera's mine? Which camera? So your inspiration's here.

Paulie, which camera's mine? I don't know, dude. There's, oh right there. There's no this one and it please Second one it's like yeah, I think you talk to Polly So they just gonna get sued So yeah, I think he's actual worry how this face right there like please do not connect me with puffed magic dragon I've gotten away with it for this log. I'm really trying to keep this thing going sir with Puff the Magic Dragon. I've gotten away with it for this long.

I'm really trying to keep this thing going, sir. So then he starts reading the questions he has written down. And Piff is not happy with these questions. And for good reason, they're terrible questions. Okay, Puff. You are a biologist. I'm a what? You are a biologist.

No, that is not true. No, I know, scientists. Give me this, give me this. No, no, no, no, no. Just give me the papers. Give me the papers. Oh my god. This is like a 60-minute-style interview.

Penn and Teller was your inspiration. How about this? How about What let how about this? How about we get rid of this I know we're gonna throw it away fuck it there you go So it was just like I we're not doing this anymore about doing this interview with your dumb questions I heard you were a biologist. Do you hear the crowd noise during that? With your dumb questions. I heard you were a biologist. Do you hear the crowd noise during that? Give a fuck no everyone's just talking yeah, you know stage shop some more They keep cutting a mini kiss, and it's just killing yeah

No one gives a fuck no one else what's going on. No one seems interested at all So if Paulie is doing this for a bit I don't know how long it lasts cuz no one's in in on it. Everyone's just like, yeah, this sucks. And it seems like a very fabricated whack pack. You know, that he's throwing together. And it's just supposed to be this circus kind of scene. Right. So then Piff takes over and he goes,

you know, let me just do a magic trick for you. And this magic trick, I didn't know where to clip it. It just went on and on and on. Paulie grabs a card out of the deck, draws something on it, puts it back in the deck. The dog's involved somehow and Kena, the real estate agent's involved. And then we're pulling out cards and we're figuring out which card is his. And then he puts the dog in that piff basket that he brought out and he says the dog's gonna find your card and then cards are flying out of the box.

I mean this is going on and on and on. No one knows what's going on with this thing. No one's paying attention to it anymore. Polly's not paying attention. So then finally after all this he says oh my dog is actually on strike because my dog wants food. He's not gonna work until he gets food. So then he has to open up this dog food and Kena has to hold it and he has to twist this fucking

Can opener and get this thing off and he hands it over to Paulie to open it up This just goes out of that and this is how it concludes Mr. Piffles is on strike. He says no food no card. You mean holding that food? Can you put it on your hand? Put your hand underneath it. I think I gave more of this than I thought I was going to. So Polly can't follow instructions so he just hands it over to Kina. And now she has to hold his mic. Hold onto his can so he can try to open it.

This is well rehearsed. This is insane. What if Kina wasn't there? All right, look watch. you can try to open this is well rehearsed. This is insane What if Kina what if Kina wasn't there all right? No watch we're gonna open the can put your hand flat We have flat. I mean this is a magic trick. We can probably look at like what's going on? What am I we're gonna pay attention once I've done this it's not working You're gonna take the lid off the can it sounds like we're just in a mall lid off the can somewhere And in tell her are better yeah Fed yourself buddy There you go come in wow man. What is it? That's dog food

don't move so then he reaches into the dog food that they just opened with a can opener. And there's Paulie's card. It's Paulie's card. Oh my God. Wow. I mean, he gets it now.

I honestly don't know what else I can do for you, so I'm leaving. Give it up for Piff, you guys. That was fucking awesome. Piff is pissed. That's unbelievable awesome. If it's that's unbelievable He's like I gave you one of my better tricks just now and no one gives a fuck Did not go well was not smooth So that fell flat after what 15 minutes of buildup? Yeah, it was crazy went on and on so then

Piff gets up to leave and Paul is like well you want to do your plugs and working people come see you Tell everybody where they could see you please tell everybody where they could he's leaving his stuff there he's just he's just walking out he doesn't even care you don't have to do any parties for me i don't give a shit this is a waste of my time and then it moves on to some music and then the show ends so that was That was the amazing PMS podcast now is a regular thing or is this a one-off special or no? This is a regular thing I think it's like the fifth or sixth episode Wow that he's put out. It's always live from this dispensary Which there's got to be some kind of

Deal that Polly has Or he's getting some weed or something. I would imagine I would hope some free edibles. Yeah, I would imagine Polly it looks odd too because Everything about him is age except for his hair. Yes colored. Yeah, you think Give me a wig. I noticed that yeah, not sure what to make of that Give me a wig. I noticed that. Yeah. I'm not sure what to make of that.

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And one of my all-time favorites Is Patty C cups don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me I don't wanna know. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me

I don't wanna know. Because that's absurd. Trishman says, definitely a wig body. He's chilling with the weasel. Now I mentioned we were playing Patrick Michael's podcast, Broken Skull. It's only available on his Patreon. You can't get it unless you give him money. And I played the beginning where he was playing FM DJ and he was going through all of his AI rock and roll tracks that he's been creating and talking them up and I

Mean it was good for a second that he kind of lost track of what he was doing and but he was proud But he was very proud of himself and I read to on the last show That he was very upset that we made an AI song about him But he wasn't sure how to respond because he's like and I won't even listen to it. So it was a waste of your time. So I decided to check out the next part of the show. The next part of his show, he starts promoting his streaming channels, which is off brand, we'll say. In fact, I was pretty impressed with Patty in this. He does things he's never done before. He actually explains his motivation and things he's never done before. He actually explains

his motivation and what he's trying to accomplish. I've never heard these explanations before. I was very impressed. I thought it was very enlightening. Let's start with promoting his stream. You know, that you guys support in other ways. You know, I've started Twitch streaming, which is very odd. I didn't expect it to be so easy. Hey, who would have guessed that this guy couldn't figure it out, you know? But I finally did. And of course, you know, I do video while I play games

and check it out. Check it out, dude, the Skeleton Thief. And thief is spelled wrong. You know, my mistake, I'll fix it in another like 40-something days, give or take, if it's still available. But with that being said said I have started streaming a little bit more on YouTube at youtube.com slash that dude that screams very similar to the patreon because I

Don't give a shit. I don't who cares you know Well, though that's actually the thing that makes sense is when different channels have the same name And so you people can connect them and you can support the show that you like and give them money on Patreon. It's the first time he's done that he's like and I don't know why I did that. That's actually the one thing he did right. I love that he's finally trying to promote something and people to watch it because I get the emails and he's been going on Twitch a lot lately and I try to hop on there and watch him when he's on and yeah even when he's actually promoting

something he spelled it wrong so it's impossible to find Do you know what his pinnacle was if he ever had a show that was at its zenith? Maybe how many subscribers he had did he have like the yeah the one that was the biggest Yeah, the the one that he nuked this year the YouTube channel that he nuked this year, which was what great job awesome That one was almost at a thousand subscribers. That one was really building up, but he didn't like the types of subscribers he had. And so he decided to get rid of it.

He's gonna talk about that later in this episode. But he has definitely had some chances to do some things. I mean, there was a time when Anthony Kumia was inviting him on to the Anthony Kumia show, Dick Masterson, one of them, the Dick Masterson show. He could have made a name for himself and gotten himself out there, and he shied away from all of it, Brandon.

That's weird, you gotta take those opportunities. You gotta, that's how you get to where you wanna get to, but then he explains he doesn't wanna be the face of this. All this entertainment that he creates, this is what his strategy is. I don't wanna link any of this stuff to any of my stuff Essentially, I want to be the Chris Gaines to Garth Brooks, right? More behind-the-scenes type of deal

Less of the face Chris Gaines, how did that work out for Garth Brooks? You remember? No, it didn't work out well at all. nobody liked that music and they made fun of him for his Stupid look yes. It was a really bad idea at Betty's like I want to do that, but with podcasting Now he's back to true form right so we I mentioned He's got this channel called comedy Capone on YouTube and for a while He wasn't telling people where it was or how to find it or what it was called but now he is he's going to explain how he came up with that name. Again this is stuff you don't hear that

often from Patrick Michael so I was excited to hear it. I started this channel and I notice a trend within a lot of the channels that get the most exposure doing similar content is they all try to put comedy somewhere in their name. The only one that I notice that doesn't do that is too lazy to try. So he just sort of got exposure because of the you know the video that he put out. That's fine. But I wanted to lean very hard into the irony of the whole thing. So I was like comedy Capone sounds hilarious. It's it's uh The two C's feel good comedy Capone sure and I also sort of started to build like a story behind it where it's like Yeah, it's like I'm like the mafia guy, you know the mafia comedy guy. Whereas these other guys are comedy enforcement and

Podcast cringe stuff like that. It's like I'm gonna be comedy Capone. Does that make sense? Yeah, I've always thought of him as a good fellow in my mind. Yeah, he's making more sense though Like he seems a little more lucid. I think yeah, he may have made enough money to get meds interesting Interesting. I mean doesn't he sound more sane to you. He does and he's actually putting together points They don't make a lot of sense, but more usual You guys trying to make some sense with some of this stuff So I thought it was interesting that his whole thing is he's copying these channels that actually drew loves these channels podcast cringe too lazy to try Yeah, there's a lot of these channels that talk about other shows and break down

what's going on on these shows and so that's his goal is to be like one of those channels with comedy Capone and But you know, he's like those guys but more mafia I'm not sure how that works, but this is him Explaining the the channel and what he's trying to do and I got to be honest with you I still not sure if I understand so let's go sleep, please so my theory was what if I Label every single other subject that I have already done

The same way that the crystal ea problem was released and I and I and I dropped the videos under comedy Capone So I do this months go by I dropped 30 videos and the only reason I even had any intention of doing this was because I watched the killer clowns of comedy which is a video some guy put out doesn't have he has like 13,000 subscribers some shit like this not a big it's a chippers and so I don't know what the fucking name of the channel is anymore But I watched his video and I was like okay This guy's leaning very hard into the idea that comedians that say that they kill are actually murderers Right, so I'm thinking oh, that's very funny

He's basically doing what I was doing with great job awesome that nobody really understood there was like ten people that got it So when I create this new channel, I'm like I gotta lean heavier into this thing where it's like I'm a channel here that's trying to fucking expose these people to make them look foolish to make people think that I hate them So I had to be a little more visceral in my new writing okay Are you understanding what he's trying to do here, Brandon? No. Basically, I know and I've listened to it a couple times now. Basically, I think what he's saying is that the Crystallia problem was this huge video. Everyone's seen this video. And the reason why is because it's like a documentary about how Crystallia is a predator. And it's very well put together. It's very well put together.

There's interviews with the girls that he took advantage of and started his sex cult with. And it's a fascinating story. Rolling Stone has covered it. And this is kind of a followup to that original story that he's still doing it, even though he pretends he's not doing that anymore. And it's newsworthy, it's fascinating, it's fascinating it's criminal it's all the

elements that you want when you're watching programming and so one of those so Patty goes well it's called the crystallia problem what if I put out a video that's called the Andrew Schultz problem and then I put one out it's called the Joe Rogan problem and the Bert Kreischer problem so he thinks it was just the title that got this video viewed so many times. He's like, oh I got the algorithm I see. Okay, just because of the title. He doesn't want to do the work and actually expose somebody like they did with Chris D'Alia He wants to you know, just kind of screw up. He's tinker with the algorithms and get more views He's pretending to expose him. He's supposed to try to trick you into thinking he's going to right

Oh, this must be a fault with the Crystallia problem. Okay. Clickbait. This is going to be great. Well, he figured out that Comedy Capone was brilliant. I think he's just mad with power now. He's figuring too many things out. He's connecting all the dots right now. So then he goes on to talk about the Andrew Schultz video. He originally, now all these videos he's putting up were originally on his great job awesome Page I was saying was doing pretty well and was growing for him

And he didn't like that so he got rid of it and now he's putting these videos He's rebranding them and he's changing up the thumbnails and he's changing the titles. Oh But it's the same content the same video Before it's recycled and he explains that this Andrew Schultz video he made should be doing Fantastic because everyone hates Andrew Schultz, but he explains why he fucked this up. I put that video out it gets 1200 views so I'm like what the fuck I mean that's big If you consider how when I dropped it on the great job awesome channel it did nothing Why is that? And I'm not I think it was because when I first released it it did okay

But I had there was a misspelling in the title of some kind so I ended up Deleting that and reposting it and by reposting it I got a quarter of the views yep Yeah, that'll happen right there, so basically what we're learning about Patrick Michael because before he says that he talks about how much work He puts into these videos how much time it takes he has to write them record them build the thumbnails get the graphics Get the video that he shows while he's doing the voiceover. It's a lot of work, and then he spells the title wrong Spells his twitch stream the easiest part of the entire process He spells his Twitch stream. The easiest part of the entire process. Yes.

This is happening multiple times to the guy. It's like, dude, you gotta check your spelling, man. You're gonna put this much work into shit. No wonder you're so frustrated. Yeah, double check. But now that he's put up on this new channel, it's doing very well. He's very excited about that. And this next clip is the thing that Patty does that I love more than anything else.

I think this is why He he's so endearing as a podcaster, and he's he's downward trending That's backwards right trending downward it doesn't matter you get my point instead of Releasing them willy-nilly if you will is that a saying was that even mean? What was willy-nilly if you will that is saying was that even mean what was willing to I mean the expression is strange are you releasing it willy-nilly was this like a guy who jumped into like a frozen pool or something seems like Willie Nilly was always the first guy to I don't know why are you talking about it? Jumped into a cold pool

Coming up the willy-nilly problem. Yes, I'll watch that I've never heard of broke a breakdown of that It's pretty good stuff. Actually. I just love when he gets distracted by his own words that he uses well Where did that come from? Why do I say that? That's dumb? What does that even mean? I don't know let's talk about it some more So this is where he's talking about how he's trying to get with the algorithm to get people watching his videos So the first video being the Andrew Schultz problem the second video being the bad friends problem or the Andrew Santino problem, right? I really had trouble figuring out how to title that one You know to hit the hit the the I don't even know the algorithm spell check I don't even talk like this and then here. I am really trying to set these videos up for what the purpose

So this kid We've given him so many chances And we send so many people to watch his stuff and listen to his stuff and he constantly takes it down. But now he's trying to work the algorithm to get views and clicks. It's like, it's always got to be on his terms. You know what I mean? It's like, here's all these opportunities to build an audience and to get your name out there, maybe make some money podcasting. And he's like, no, no, it's this authoritative defiance disorder or something like that that Doug always tells me. Back to turning down the Kumia show

and other big opportunities, he really just wants to spin his wheels in the comfort zone. Yes. That's it. Yes. You see how he reacts to any negative comments. He needs projects to keep him busy.

It's screaming over metal tracks or building AI music or putting these videos together and trying to get views from the algorithm. And then as soon as people pay attention to it, it's out of the next thing. Can't do that anymore. That's weird. Right now he's focusing on titles and algorithms instead of the actual content of the video that's being uploaded. That part doesn't matter. And he's right now he's focusing on titles and algorithms instead of the actual content of the video that's being uploaded.

That part doesn't matter. As soon as someone clicks it, that's it. They're gonna subscribe. And he actually goes through and explains all this work he's doing for this new channel and trying to build it up and why he's doing that, which was fascinating to me. It's like, oh, this is why he's doing that.

And he's explaining what its angle is and what he's going for. And of course he wraps all that up with. like unlike a lot of these fucking channels, man. I don't care really Just just a reminder I know I just talked about for 20 minutes all the work I put I get to this and how I'm trying to build it Up through the algorithm, but remember when it fails. I don't care. It's his standard loophole. Yep Yeah, it's an easy out just so you guys know you can say that video sucked that I I don't care. It's his standard loophole. Yep. Yeah, it's an easy out Just so you guys know you can say that video sucked that I made don't care didn't care when I made it didn't try

Don't care now What this all comes back to though is the fact that I got on his patreon? Instead of reviewing his new podcast again cuz it had been a while. You know we kind of disappeared We didn't really know what he was doing, and he was all excited about that new bicycle he got I think it was Father's Day do we have a bicycle update he got a bicycle and he's all upset that we talked about he talked about it for a while so I thought that'd be kind of fun to get excited for him and he wasn't just flexing he was really happy you could tell he was genuinely happy well it was like he has never spent any time outdoors or hasn't been a long time

He's like there's something about being outside with the breeze of the song. Yeah, he felt free touch grass. Yes do that more that's a good thing for everyone and He was not happy that we did that It's very similar to my situation with a lot of these dummies that try to talk crazy It's like dude. You're literally talking about my bicycle that I just mentioned in my last episode Uh-huh, so that just goes to show you how big of a fan you are you're still watching and paying attention to everything I'm doing like Stop, it's weird

To also pretend to be a hater and then also watch all the shit. It's like you have to invest so much energy to hate that much. Not really. First off, I am not a hater. No, I've never been a hater. I've always praised this man for his podcasting. I love almost everything he does. Screaming stuff I don't care about, but whatever.

I don't care about the MMA stuff, but I love everything. And he's like, oh, you guys are listening to my show about riding a bike and you're gonna talk about that. You're gonna put a lot of effort in. No, it'd be weirder if we just made shit up that you didn't talk about. It's less weird than we pull clips from the show and then react to what you said.

Right. Like our format is. Right. We're analytical. Like we do with with everything we talk about on the show and even when we're not doing a show We're pretty analytical of things like watching troll 2 or something like that. I see the chat Carl and Patty sitting in a tree. Yeah Carl's got a crunchy It's got a crushy food. I still have that somewhere on my board I'll never find it if I look for it right now moment is passed the moment has passed

But goddamn that was a good drought that we used to have so this is big news right here this I was excited to hear Like you could sit here make the argument all they don't all day long like I don't really hate Carl I don't give a fuck about the who are these podcast shit because I don't have enough invested interest in it where I've even heard an episode where I can be like, yeah, that guy sounds like a dummy. That person's fat. I don't pay attention to it to give a shit. It's there. It just exists in my peripheral, if you will. Right? No, not since chewing gum has he been in the first hour hour and a half So he's definitely he's either scrubbing around or he's listening pretty deep in yeah the fact that he brought up

We talked about his bicycle. Yeah, and he goes I never listen to your show, so I don't even know what you guys are doing I don't care. How'd you find that? Yeah, that's a little bit odd I would think but I think when it comes down to what he really gets upset about are the comments and we've talked About this forever. He'll see a negative comment and do an entire show about a negative comment. Oh, yeah There's no way to live your life it's not the internet ain't for you if you respond to every comment that comes your way and This is what's really driving him nuts right now But again, I do hate when you get your goddamn greasy fingers on the shit

then I don't want your stupid fans coming and coming and commenting on because they think for some reason that it's hilarious to say Carl sent me here or Just heard about this on who are these podcasts? It's like dude all you're doing is setting yourself up to get blocked Oh, come on. You can't block people now hold on have you ever sent anyone anywhere now, okay? I mean when I find out where he is I let people know right I do like supporting him It's not direct order though. No. I don't order anyone to do anything. I mean I had to get beer the other day But that's about that's true. I did ask I did ask politely though But that's really what it comes down to it's not that we're talking about his bicycle

Well, it is that too. Actually, now that I think about it, he's just pissed about everything. He's not even sure. He's not even sure what he's mad about. He just took it out on the bike. But yeah, if you go in there and mention WTP or my name or anything like that,

you just get instantly blocked by him. Oh, wow. I know. So don't do that, guys. So he wants you to view it, just not comment. We should make up a different shows talking about him what if everybody went on his show and just like dude your mom's house sent me and everyone just started saying Tom Segura and What's her name Christine P? Yeah, Christina P. I forgot well if you really want to appeal to him say kill Tony said oh kill

Tony they just sold out Madison Square Garden. Do you see oh no? Oh Jesus fucking not big deal. Yeah, and he was on that show That's crazy to think about it that way But yeah, I think I think your mom's house and kill Tony Just tell Patrick that those are the people who are talking well You know you can't do kill Tony cuz he's been on there. I'll think that that's Legit you got to do your mom's house Because I need you to wait, wait, they're talking. They're talking about me.

How do I know that Patty Seacups was on Kill Tony? How do I not know? Oh, that was an amazing thing that happened because it was during the pandemic. And so they used to do their show. They do it on Austin now. I guess they tour, but they used to do the show out of the Comedy Store in LA and LA shut down Everything as I'm sure Detroit did and everything in New York, too And so for many months, maybe a year

They were doing these shows remotely where people were sending in their 60-second stand-up clips And then they would get them on their show via zoom and talk to them about it that way And that's how we got on the show. And Patrick sent in a 60 second clip of him doing comedy. Tony Hinchcliffe complimented him on one of the setups or something. And I think the joke that Patty had was something about like fat people should have to wear

their shirt size on the outside. And Tony's like, okay, there's something there. You could turn that into something. And then they brought Patty on the show. It was a big deal. He's talking to Tony Hinchcliffe his favorite show He's watching it and his internet sucks Freezing okay, we gotta let you go So sad I know it's such a bother for That's how we got with his old co-host that we used to love. Trey Peacock?

Trey Peacock was also on Kill Tony but live on Kill Tony a couple of times. Which by the way, if you're a stand-up on Kill Tony, it's probably not a good thing. The content of the show is laughing at jerks, so much like this one. But anyway, I don't know how we got off on that point. But yeah, it is good to remind people of where we've been with Patrick over the years. And you just heard him say he doesn't, you will get blocked if you go in there and you mention my name. But he also reminds us he doesn't care. Deleting great job awesome was just sort of me making a point guys.

I don't give a fuck about this at all and the fact that you get so upset to the point where you think that I've Talked literal shit about you. That's a you problem because again. I don't know any of you. We're not upset QT Yeah, no one's upset if you don't know any of us, and you don't know how upset we get I can guarantee I've never been upset at anything like you have honestly the only times We've talked about Patrick Michael outside of the podcast has been with glee and we're high-fiving each other It's true. We're only excited to listen to it to talk about it When we first discovered Patrick we would have not even podcasting we would just turn it on and we'd all be hanging out Just listening to it. Yeah

Like a hater to me that sounds like a fan we are all fans still are and But Patrick doesn't listen to us. He doesn't know anything about us. He never listens. Here's some more evidence of that You still got these fucking Overzealous tough guy Fanboys that want to attack my shit and it's like Carl's not even that type of guy You can just see it by looking at him. It's like that's not who he is All right, didn't get punched in the face by the drummer from the Misfits or something Like he's not the guy that goes kicking somebody's ass. He's right about that. That's true I'm not telling anyone to hurt anyone.

This is a comedy show. But how does he know that story? Yeah. Yeah, wasn't that a bonus episode? It was, I think I've talked about it on other things too, but it's pretty crazy. Seems to know a lot about me somehow. Yeah, he kinda defended you there a little.

He did, I know, this is a roller coaster for me. I don't know what to believe anymore. I just have one more clip We got to remember because one of the things that came out about and the people who are not as familiar With the paddy sea cups paddy broken skull Saga that we've had is that he does have an arrest record Oh, right. He did I think spent put some jail time in for assaulting a child under 14. We don't know how old the child is. We just know. Yeah that kid probably had

it coming. We don't know the full story. He probably did. And so Patrick has to remind us that he is a tough guy. And you can think I'm not. You can you can 100 percent think I'm not. I I prefer it I prefer it Think think that my fucking my gangster sound and voice when I get real gangster is fraud Think that I want you to it's preferred dude. I like it. It's fine But again the foundation of all this has been I truly don't give a shit, okay, very good That's a great way to add to panty segment right there Just remember the foundation is that he truly does not give a shit whenever you have a

Modifier qualifier like that. I truly Believe this this is the truth That's what I go. Is it well, I'm not sure about that But he is a tough guy and he reminds us of that. Thank you for that, Patrick. I'm still not all the way through this episode. So we'll still have more segments breaking down this amazing episode of Broken Skull. Great stuff. I like that he's putting out an hour and a half long podcast once a month. That's kind of perfect for me actually. Take your time, get a bunch of

segments, get all the stuff off your chest. You need to get off your chest the fact that you're only halfway through it and we still have a lot to unpack Yeah, yeah, that's just your speed. I love it. It's great add the editor put together a new song for us and This kind of talks about the current happenings with WTP and the dabble verse and everything that's going on You know the Metallica song One, this song is called Two. Two. these aren't shows they are live streams Kevin Brennan's white as cream it holds on a crime spree where did my potato go? YouTube told him fuck off bro

now he's on some side alone Carl must disavow Oh, my period's end, that's your mouth Oh please, John, not me Erwin is circling me, second degree Felony score, or a shilly shirt show His hard drive turned himself into county jail Fantastic stuff from at the out of there Always love when he puts up in together for the show It proves that he's paying attention, which is good. Yeah, I need my other to be paying like a musical update

Yes, that is very helpful There's a guy who's been really trying to get my attention Lately and I think he's finally done it. I think he's finally gonna get my attention It's time to mark zoom mark I Don't if I mentioned this or not But we were talking about Chad only because him and John were having a little feud and we were playing John responding to Chad's clips.

And so I brought up a couple things that I know about Chad because I've done a deep dive on his history and background and Chad decided to email me about it. And I emailed him back, we went back and forth a couple of times, and I don't think I really brought it up or anything like that. And then he tweeted at me this week, and he also talked about his emails to me on his show And I only know that because stalin19

The great clipper put that in the title of this video about how Chad talked about this. I'm like, okay I'll fucking address it. Let's uh, let's get it. Do it here Chad. Let's see what he has to say about me You're a clown. So Carl was on his podcast talking shit lying about me he said it was he was covering the Sutterie John and I fight and He couldn't find it in him to give me props. He didn't have it He had to take shots at me like he always does. Is that what this is about? He just wants me to compliment him?

Kind of. It's weird. Is he in a hotel? Yeah, I think so. Is he on the road? Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, he's probably doing 50 dates. I know my Chad. And he basically says, yeah, when John was going over my arrest and showing the mug shot from my DUI arrest and the credit card thing, and Carl's like, it's not like an own. I mean, Chad, he talks about it. He's proud of it. He's proud. He's proud he always stalks women. He's proud of it. I'm like, okay, I don't always stalk.

You're out of your fucking mind. This is like Chad saying he doesn't drink all the time. Yeah, yeah, this is very similar. I'm not stalking women right now. I don't always stalk women. That's a bad defense. It's a weird one. And then he brought up that dumb situation about that girl from like six years ago.

So I forgot about the fact that all these emails leaked where he was she's gonna tell us he was justified in doing that So I didn't realize there was justification for an action like this More friend of mine who designed to sit she's a loony tune. She's out of her mind She's an attention whore always that's not the right kind of person to tell it off themselves They're out of their mind and they might actually do it that'd be bad victim I found out like three years ago she said her boyfriend raped her and found out it wasn't true and she disappeared for like two months and the guy called her out anyways long story was that he's shooting himself in the

foot here I don't want to detail yeah I found out this thing happened I guess that didn't and then anyway the point is she's on She kind of deserved those messages right guys. Yeah, I guess that is justifying it somehow I'm sure this woman's awful because Her and Chad have their email each other's email addresses, so I'm sure she's an awful person It doesn't mean that justifies we rest our case Story short she's full of shit. Everyone tried to pile on. He sent one side of the email conversation and not my side

where she was or my side of the email conversation and not her side where she's constantly saying I should off myself and all this shit. Oh, she started it. Oh, it's the stuttering John defense. Blood. Ah, she drew first blood. She started it. She told me to do it force. First blood. Ah, she drew first blood. She started it. She told me to do it for myself. So, I said that she should do it for herself. No, you off yourself.

Yeah. You hang yourself first. No, you hang yourself first. And then I responded and she took that and tried to play the victim and I got a little viral and as soon as I had my attorney contact her, she shut it down and disappeared. Got a little

apparently had to bring it up again on a show. And then. And now you're bringing it up. Carl had to say, yeah, she was mentally unstable, Chet. That's what he wants. So I sent him an email going. Okay, let me pull up the email because I'm going to read this along and make sure he gets this right. I just, I have a feeling he's not going to get this completely correct. And I don't know if he's, because he's a liar, or if it's because he's embarrassed or he's stupid. It's a lot of different possibilities here, but let's hear it.

Hey, Carl, nice pass of a grit, a pass of a, by the way, Carl, I dare you to dispute this. I have it all here. I dare you, Carl, to dispute what you sent me. You can't. No matter how you twist it, no matter how, whatever you do, I know how you do it. You try to manipulate it, you try me. You can't. No matter how you twist it, no matter how, whatever you do, I know how you do it.

You try to manipulate it, you try to skew the truth. I'm reading word for word what you sent. I wrote, nice passive aggressive rips, Carl, on me with multiple, multiple stalking charges. Okay, let me address that first, because that was the thing.

He's just like, I only got charged with stalking one time. So let me go back to his rap sheet that I have broken down here. The menacing by stalking was a first degree misdemeanor he was found guilty of on July 19, 2003. In September on the 10th and the 23rd, he was charged with TPO or anti-stalking protection order violation.

So it sounds like he was stalking a girl, she got an order of protection, and then he broke that order of protection. Wouldn't that be multiple stalking charges? It's the same chick! You can't have multiple stalking charges! It's just one girl so you can't just keep adding these on. That's why I said that, that Chad if I'm wrong about that I'm not an expert on stalking charges

So I'll defer to you on that one I guess and how I told a girl to kill herself because she was mentally ill question mark You're a serious piece of shit of a person Carl. I'm the piece of shit He's like there's only one stalking charge and I only told her to offer something because she's mentally ill You're a bad person Carl. You're the one that keeps bringing it up. He's like, there's only one stocking charge and I only told her to offer something because she's mentally ill. You're a bad person, Carl. You're the one that keeps bringing it up, Carl. Good point. You have no idea what that former friend was sending me for weeks about offing myself until I responded. She shut that shit down immediately when I contacted my lawyer to have her contact

you. But losers like you with an axe to grind needs to skew the truth for your narrative. How was I skew the truth for your narrative. How was I skewing the truth? This is the thing. Chad uses these big words, my narrative and skewing the truth, manipulating. I do none of these things. But Chad says that because I don't know what he heard someone else say it. Maybe a bigger kid said it and he thought it sounded good.

Or maybe he's the one trying to manipulate his audience. I would go with that. By saying, I do that. The reality is, Carl, I don't like you and I'll make sure I'll give you every reason not to like me. I know the insecure twat you really are. I'll never stop exposing that. Yeah, that's another thing. That's one of his narratives is I'm actually an insecure twat. I get real nervous in situations. When Chad met up with my brother and sister-in-law in Atlantic City, he couldn't hold his phone steady. He was shaking so bad.

I think maybe he's the one projecting. It's very possible he's the one projecting. So keep lying about me. You're doing exactly what Stuttering John is doing right now. You're pretty much the same guy. You're a lying, grifting opportunist with no loyalty and a huge ego. Now that's not what you wrote. You said, I'm a lying, grifting opportunist with no loyalty to anyone is what you said.

Brandon, you've known me for a few years. Do I have any loyalty to anyone? I know of a show that you come on every two weeks for the last three years. That's pretty loyal of you. I appreciate that. Pretty consistently. Yes. Yeah. So yeah, it's just the opposite I would say. Uh, but anyway, Chad is the worst with loyalty. He'll turn on anyone all the time and then he'll change back and he wants to do Aaron Emotes live show and that he hates Aaron that it's he's all over the place and

he does he has a huge ego. He goes to these dabble cons these events these Detroit and they all suck them off and he surrounds himself with everyone that kisses his ass and laughs. See this is the thing. Someone told Chad at Hackamania that they were observing me, and I was just talking to listeners the whole time Yeah That's correct. I make myself available. I hang out

I talk to people people come to me and talk to me we have conversations. I I do that I make it a point To have conversations with people who enjoy the show or have questions or anything like that The other thing I could do is hide in the green room like some people do and never talk to anyone. And Chad goes, I'm doing that for my own ego's sake. I just think it's the right thing to do when you're out at a live show, that people travel the long ways to come see you.

Which is a great point, but the way he says you show up, it's nice of you to appear at these events that you organize. Yes, we put on live shows because people want to come out and see the show. I guess I'll go Chad makes it seem like that's a bad thing I saw it in Detroit a couple times. I saw Carl there, and he was getting flasho all over the place. Well that is true I still owe them for the mess we made in the green room, but we'll make up for it this time around Yeah, and I have my card of suck it up. Yeah if we get pizza this time That'd be nice

We'll be prepared so yeah, so it's a now Chad and I don't even know how these are insults all I do is I have this big ego And I talk to people at live shows and he's going on to say that I surround myself with people who agree with me On my podcast I've said everything in his wood paneling basement, so he has no pushback ever Have you seen the creep off have you seen my buddy, Vinnie Paulino yikes? That's a lot of push. Yeah But yeah, this is this is the other narrative that Kevin Brennan came up with because I used to make fun of Kevin For you know he can't have on someone who disagrees with them or he kicks them off and you know Ray DeVito came out and said recently he was right next to Rochester

I'm like, hey, you want to come over and do WTP? Man, you know, I can't you know, I can't do that I don't operate that way. I don't give a shit what other shows people do or who they like or what they watch but with Kevin you have to do that thing. And so he created this narrative that I surround myself with just people who agree with me. It's like, well, that's kind of our show format. Could you imagine if I had people on like Chad Zumach every week who I'm showing him a Suthering John clip and he yells, yeah, but Chrissy Mayer is a ugly. Like, okay, you want to elaborate on that or can we get back to the Suther jive clip that I'm showing you? I was gonna argue with you about how cool to my two cool moms really are but instead

I just went and did it your way instead. Yeah, you're just like these guys aren't corn balls at all. This is awesome I now subscribe What's the footage of Brandon at home just laughing and clapping along with them? Now I gotta go pretend. I don't like this to please Carl. Damn it. And Carl's not a funny guy. The one thing I will give Carl, he's well organized. That's true. Okay, he gets off on his organization when he was doing all the sales conferences and the marketing. He loved talking in front of people.

He loves being a know-it-all. He's just making this shit up. Was he at these meetings? I remember seeing him at the summit. It's like Melton. Melton, they love being know-it-alls. They like thinking they're in charge. They think they're smarter than the room.

And they're not. They're not. I see through these people right away. Who are these people? Me and Melton. That's our new show. Who are the people in your neighborhood? He thinks he's smarter than the our new show. He's the guy

running things because at one point he had a very successful patreon. It's still pretty good. It's not what it used to be because he's going live every single day. You know he says that's not how you do it. You got to do it once or twice a week so people go sign up to the patreon. We know Carl. What the fuck is he talking about with this? Another thing he's making up. People who don't know what we do on the show might hear that and be like oh geez Carl He's going live every day and just asking for super chats. I do the creep off live I do who are these socials live and I do point dabble point live That's it. I don't go every day looking for

Super chats I do shows that are live on YouTube three times a week. Carl, and that's why you're going live every day, because you're addicted to the super chats. You're unoriginal, you're a douchebag, you're the last. The super chats is a very, very small percentage of my egg gum, Jen. To the game with the Silk City hot sauce,

you're the last of the game with the AI chats. That's hilarious. That's the crux of the biscuit here. Hex of the business before me. He's pissed. I did see a tweet from silk city hot sauce that you guys sold out huh? We did yeah he had to make another batch of that. I talked about the phone he told me it sold way better than Chad's hot sauce. Of course it did. It's such a fucking retard. That's why he's upset. You're doing everything and now you're trying to be buddy buddy with Melton. Let's see where that gets you. I'm not trying to be buddy buddy with Melton. We get along famously.

Yeah he's a nice guy. He traveled to Rochester to hang out with us. So dude I just want to get back to Tukey's main point. Yes. These guys want friends. Yes they're jealous that there's other people making friendships like real friendships and connections they watch that and they go Bob Levy doesn't like Shuley it does like all these guys do this they're not actually friends maybe they are it's possible maybe they are I've never seen Chad in a room with someone since that Alex Stein video oh yeah that didn't go that doesn't count I mean yeah yeah Alex died sent me a note before they was like hey can you send me Chad's rap sheet so

call writes back oh yeah let's see what I said immediately so he's on his email all right that's a lie Chad sent me an email at 11 52 a.m. on a Sunday I wrote back at 621 is that immediately maybe in Chad's world that's six hours six and a half hours later I wrote back he calls that immediately because I'm on my email it's so weird that he goes out he's a Carl's gonna lie about this he just starts lying immediately but okay let's see what he says I said he writes back I disagree guess how many people I've tried to convince me to off myself that's not what I says. I said, he writes back. I disagree. Guess how many people I've tried to convince me to off myself. That's not what I wrote. I said,

guess how many people I've tried to convince to off themselves. What I'm saying here, Chad, is that the fact that you did that one time is crazy. It makes you an asshole. And the fact you have excuses. Yeah, but I did it because of this thing and that thing. It's like, you should never tell a woman to do that and I never have and that was the point I was making but he missed That point I was what see what else he says guess how many? none You're human. I didn't write that I

I let the the reader fill in the blanks that one. I figured you'd figure it out. I did right. Get that many dad Sounds like you right. Arbitr And i'm pretty sure oh no, he didn't says I know you're still shoplifting on the regular You're an unproductive menace to society That will never change till kev. Oh, he changed that a lot. He changed that one a lot. Let's read what I actually wrote, Jed. I said, you're a human garbage. I know you're still shappelting on the rag.

You're an unproductive menace to society, but I love that about you. Never change. Exclamation point. That's very different than how he read that. Very different. It's like he's trying to make you look like the bad guy. It almost seems like that.

Like I'm not having fun with this or something. Hi. And I wrote back, you might be dumber than stuttering John with your assumptions and observations. Congratulations for not convincing someone else to off themselves. Either did I, Carl. In fact, she didn't get first option. Oh, I see where this is going. It's neither did not either did I but also Chad's going yeah but she didn't right that's a victory lap just cuz you're not convincing enough to make you good whilst to off themselves either did I Carl in fact she didn't convince me to off myself I play the victim out here. It's the last thing you would do.

It's the last thing I would do. I know you pretty well. Yeah, I know that all the shit I get, I 100% deserve. Yes. And more so. But just not many people have found the show yet. So, more to come.

Right. Like yourself, you all need to stick together because you want to try to ruin people. That's all you have. I do not want to try to ruin people. Chad, you ruin yourself. I have nothing to do with this. I don't have to do not want to try to ruin people Chad you ruin yourself. I have nothing to do with this I don't have to do anything. Uh, I

You know, I'm still shoplifting on the reg and I'm a menace society Ha ha ha ha your insecure ego is completely bruised and I did that you literally have to completely make shit up to combat me It's so okay. This is this weird thing. He thinks that he's getting to me with these emails. I literally write it back I'm just like dude you suck your garbage never change and he's like, yeah, I'm hurting you right now I'm bruising your ego and you can't take it and I'm getting to you aren't I? Chid the reason why I said you're still shoplifting regularly is because a someone told me that who's in the know but B because I'm looking at your rap sheet and going back to 96 up until the 2020s,

you've been caught shoplifting regularly. I don't know why it would stop now. Repeat offender. Yes, so it seems pretty logical that that would be the case, but all right, let's see what else he's gonna say. Oh, fun for me. I got your number, bitch. Keep up your line and twisting perception.

It's all you got, twat. Because the one thing is for certain, you're not funny or original in the smallest degree. Speaking of, say hi. Say hi to your 55 year old wife who can't have a period. I guess that's an example of comedy. Pretty good stuff

pretty funny stuff says cheers Carl I said queer Chad oh my god wow hit me two times in a row with that comedy assault good stuff Chad so there's the emails he's bothered so that's his takeaway from that. I am bothered. He's got the upper hand right now. He had to misread some of the communications and then come up with the takeaway that I am bothered. And so the other thing that he did

is he put out a tweet this week and he posted the video I put up of Steel Toe. We had Adam Bush on. People love Adam Bush on the show, he's great. Adam Bush was on and I put up a clip of us talking about Steel Toe and the thumbnail says, Jail was awesome.

And it says, Arrested for revenge porn, just another win for the toe with Adam Bush. And Chad sees that and he goes, in true Carl fashion, very last to the subject and using all the recycled jokes, everyone is already done. Got me. Good stuff. He tagged me in that. And then thank you. Harley Quinn James says that's because Carl let his members eat first, possibly a good business model from the nerd. No. And chances

model from the nerd no and just as nah zero originality zero chances taken he's really the badass he's really getting to me with that god do I have to admit that I took this from joktober am I gonna have to start again that's the reason why we do this sadly so but according to him, I am, I am bothered. Yeah, and he's exposing you. I'm here for it. I don't know if I can take it anymore. Another win for the shark. Alright, I have to talk about what's going on with Steel Toes show yesterday, because it's starting to get bananas. You lie. Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies. Liar, liar, liar, liar.

I wish you weren't a liar. But before we get into Aaron Imholt, I want to thank Mr. Magenta for sending in a brand new parody song, a little Duran Duran for you. Stalking my ex-wife, my warren is live I'll be arrested come the morning light By the way, did I say did cocaine like four or five times? Sending revenge porn wasn't too bright That bitch judge set my bond too damn high Sent a new two a doo-doops I'm screwed and I'm going to jail In touch with the cops I'm such a snitch I'll rat on you

Shouldn't have wife swapped My show's gonna flop And I'm begging like a douche my dumb ass got caught but my mug shot looks hot another win for the toe oh yeah I'm missin' the goal, April's riding next pool and I'm begging like a douche Begging like a douche That's great. Fantastic Mr. Magenta. Great work as always. Did you catch any of Steeltoe

yesterday, Brandon? I did not. No, I'm excited to get updated. Okay. He's doing this thing now because he missed a bunch of shows in a row. Right. You know, he was he had court, it was the holiday weekend and then he was in jail. And so he missed Monday morning, Monday afternoon, Tuesday morning, Tuesday afternoon, came back Wednesday. Well, that's a lot of goals. That's a lot of goals that he's got to make up for now. And he's feeling the pressure from that, as you would imagine. It's a lot to make up for it. He's going to explain that to us. as you would imagine. It's a lot to make up for it. He's gonna explain that to us. It's been a crazy weekend and a really tough week. Stalin 19 again with the clip.

Thank you very much for that, Stalin 19. Subscribe on YouTube. And we've fallen behind by, you know, over a grand or so. Oh, shit. And the old bank of steeltoe. Oh, no. And luckily Matt and Johnny have been really nice about deferred fees for their service first off

Why is he talking about this? Why is he telling us that he's not paying his co-hosts for a little while? Why is that anyone's business? I? Think he's trying to guilt us into oh You got like Johnny right? I can't walk real good you guys like like that yeah Chris is on to something I'm telling you because he's 10 he's he's he's kind of building it up to guilt the audience and hitting this Today oh, that's a great point okay This is Johnny got paid today Matt'll get paid tomorrow

Who could care? Matt will get paid tomorrow. Who could care? Well besides Johnny. Right. So yeah, I mean, it's just one of those things where you know, we were finally getting ahead. We were finally building up a, you know,

we were building up a total again and then shit happens. And you gotta take four or five shows off. And you know, money goes happens and you gotta take four or five shows off and uh you know uh money money goes pretty quick when you talk. Yeah, that's the other thing too. What's so crazy about this is he's playing the victim card. Yeah. Yeah and then I couldn't

even do these shows and so we didn't make as much money. Yeah, you committed a felony. Remember the sex crime? Who was it? Was it Adam Bush was on the show or someone was just like you committed a crime with the word porn in it to realize What what this is this is? not something to Brush aside and it's very serious really want us to feel bad. Don't come off like you had a great time in jail

That's a good point. Do like even as jail time was time well spent I know W read a great book got some napping in Ted Schuckler gifted five who are the pockets memberships? Thank you very much Ted Schuckler. I do appreciate that and Remember if you do get a membership and purchase one or get gifted one that you can watch the shows You go to the community tab on our YouTube page And that's where I post the links to all of our live shows on Wednesdays and Saturdays as well as the bonus shows that we put out throughout the month. In 350 a morning show 250 an evening show.

Look we just keep knocking out the goals we're fine. People are like oh do you want to do a GoFundMe or oh do you want to you know have steel toe fans chip in even more? What people? Yeah that's him floating the idea right there. That's him floating the idea. Correct. It's a trial balloon right there because the idea I know people

are saying she's trying to go fun me, you know, because I'm not making the goal. Some guys about to write a check and he's like, oh, maybe he wants to go fun me. It's insane. You know to pay for this or pay for that. I have my own money. My money is not, like, I have my own, and then I collect a paycheck from Steeltoe.

What? Why does it matter how you pay yourself? How would it be a paycheck? So he's in corporation, he's in LLC or something, and so he takes a draw from that. That's a paycheck, but he has his own money. Where does that money come from? Well, it comes from... It's his allowance.

This reminds me of the hom Homer making money off Greece yes It's like yeah, I have my own money where does that come from well from seal towel right? All the logic aside. Why are we talking about this? Why is it our business? Content guys I have money, but we need money, but I don't get money from this by do Okay, see you'll tell just needs to pay my paycheck every month. Like I have personal funds. In fact, last year I put a decent amount of those personal funds into Steeltoe.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So you're losing money? This is Woke Dead with the art studio. Yeah, it seems like a grift. He thinks everyone's stupid or something. So he just said last year he lost money on Steel Toe. He had to put his own money into the company that he makes from Steel Toe.

To keep it afloat for some reason. I don't get it. This doesn't make any sense. Oh, and by the way, the studio looks great. Thank you for upgrading. Crazy. I mean, sometimes Steel Toe's an expenditure for me. And it probably steel toes and expenditure for me. And it probably will be an expenditure for me for the next couple of months here.

But, uh, you know, I've been doing this for four years on the internet. Now we've had, we've had huge years and we've had lean years and we've had huge months and we've had lean months and okay. Total of four years. We've had huge years and lean years, not even four years. This is the fourth year So three years he's going to explain that in a second But also I don't know what he means when he says huge and lean because if he didn't get the 45 Dollars on that last show in august they were going to be red For august like how much are we talking about?

He's he's down a thousand bucks because he had to go to jail Like, how much more are we talking about? He's down a thousand bucks because he had to go to jail. And he's like, guys, we really need help with this. So what do you mean huge years? I don't think we're talking about a lot of money, but I don't know. They will happen. It's the ups and downs of business.

I used to get way more panicky, way more worried about this stuff, and now it's all become so cyclical that I just kind of, I know that, you know, 2024 is gonna be a real shit year for Steel Toe. Which is odd because when he decided to finally out everything that was going on with Nick and April and Kayla, he'd never had more viewers.

He stopped talking about the goal for a while. All this money was rolling in. The best weeks ever. And now he went, 2024 is fucked. It's gonna be a bad year. Maybe it's all that gambling he does. Maybe. None of it makes sense.

None of it adds up. He shouldn't be telling us this anyway. It's none of our business. All right, we don't care. And how can you flex at one side of your mouth? Like I do have my own money, right? But I need yours right now. Yeah for a guy who begs for money Oftentimes twice a day to say like guys I have money. I'm a lot of money saved up like okay

Then shut the fuck up. Oh me giving you my money then do a show 2023 was a May year for steel. So 21 and 22 were big years money, okay, so what he just said and I was a meh year for Steel Toe. 21 and 22 were big years. Money. Okay, so what he just said, and I, Chad, I'm gonna flex real quick. Yes, I used to run and own a business, so I know a little something about this. If 2021 and 2022 were good years, and 2023 was bad, and 2024 is bad, things are going in the wrong direction. This isn't cyclical. This is a decline. This is a we need to have an all staff meeting. It's time to panic. What's going on here? Are we going to write this ship or are we just in business? If you're not growing, you're dying. And

so the fact that he's just like, look, we've been having some bad months, we're gonna have some bad years, but whatever, I'll come back. Not necessarily. It's not really how that usually works. Well, back to the gambling. It does sound like what a gambler would say. Yeah, right. Yeah. I mean, we'll hit it next time. Let's see what 25 does for us. Let's bet on 25. Wise. For steel. So 23 sucked. No, no, I'm sorry. 24 sucks ass.

23 was, you know, not as good as 21, 22. You just said it cost you money. You lost money in 2023. You had to pay your own money to keep Steel Toe going. That is bad. And you're like, that's, you know, that's okay. No, that's bad, losing money as a business. But not bad.

2024 is gonna be kind of a shit year for the old toe. But we certainly had our bright spots, I think April to about June, July. Right. We're really solid. Yup, wonder why. And we just gotta get back to those. We've got-

We gotta get back to those. Oh, I don't know if you wanna do that. Start fucking someone's wife again, man. Let's get back, do it some blow, let's go. Oh, what an idiot. I don't know, we'll talk about it a little bit, but there's not much to say. Even Kiwi Farms is pretty silent.

Nick's response to the state and backhanding him in his hearing request is due tonight, but I don't think he's gonna send that out until late at night. I think he'll wait till close to the deadline, because this is a guy who really cares what the internet thinks and sees what people say about him. You don't think Aaron cares about what the internet says about him? He brings it up on every single episode.

Now my haters are gonna love it because we're not gonna hit the goal or oh, they're gonna They're getting an L today because we hit the goal. They're gonna be so upset All you talk about is the people on the internet Nick rarely brings it up So he's probably going to wait until the last minute to you know It'll be filed under cover of darkness because he doesn't want people commenting on it But it's like people are going to comment on it. Yeah, so then what you just said doesn't make any sense.

Correct. And Nick didn't say that, you did. You came up with a theory, and then you said it doesn't even make sense. Yeah, that's your theory. That doesn't make any sense. It's like you're stupid. Fabrication.

Yeah, he does that a lot too. He says that someone's going to do something or is thinking a certain way or did something for a certain reason. You're like, yeah, but you just made that up. Then he's like, isn't that fucked up? Yeah, what an idiot that guy is. That guy, you mean you?

Yeah. Because he doesn't want people commenting on it, but it's like, people are going to comment on it. That's what I don't get. It's like, now that I'm kind of going through, I mean, I'm not of going through, I mean, I'm not near as much of a of a pickle. Obviously, I'm going, you know, what I'm going through is peanuts compared to

what he's going through but one thing I've hold on a second. There's a definite possibility that they find out that this search warrant should never have been issued in which case everything they found that they've arrested him for will be thrown out. They can't use the guns, the drugs. And Nick is a attorney. Yes. Himself. He knows the rules. If anybody's gonna squeak out of something, I think it's gonna be him.

I don't think it's gonna be the guy who is on local news showing a video of him sending revenge porn. I don't know. I don't know why he dismisses this He's just like guys. You know, this is horseshit. No, you definitely committed a felony. It's already proven Yes, we have all the evidence. They asked Gino. He said they did they asked Yanu She said he's she saw the phone out a matter of tape looked at his phone records They found out that the text was set at that time when he was doing it on the show It's on the show. It's a felony. And he acts like everyone who's following

this knows that I didn't do anything wrong. No, we all know that you did. It's weird that you're dismissive of it like this. And I wonder if that's going to come back to bite you as well. Because I can only imagine that the prosecutor is going to be like, yeah, your honor, he's acting like this is nothing. I think he's gonna do it again. I think we need to really lay into this guy or else he's not gonna learn his lesson. Right? When did they ask for a longer sentence?

Because you're like, this guy doesn't seem to be upset about it. He doesn't seem to think he did anything wrong. He doesn't seem realistic. Yeah. Whether we like you or not is now a public fact. And he used to get so mad at Nick for not talking about the case. He's not even talking about it. Why won't he talk about it? It's like, well, because it's a public fact. And he used to get so mad at Nick for not talking about the case.

He's not even talking about it. Why won't he talk about it? It's like, well, because it's a pending case. Why are you talking about it? How stupid are you? He was looking for free legal advice from Nick. How stupid are you? What you should be doing is not talking about it.

Learned from going through this is like, arguing with people on the internet and arguing with people, that should be the last thing you're concerned about doing. Like it doesn't matter what people on the internet say. Now, I'm luckily in a spot where the opinion on the internet about, you know, this situation I seem to be going through is, well, it doesn't make any fucking sense. I appreciate that and that's made this a lot easier for me

and where, that's just a lie. That's just a bold face lie. Nick's arguing with people on the internet. Fortunately for me, I don't argue with anyone because they all agree that I did nothing wrong. He just said that people on the internet are saying it doesn't make any sense. No, you saying it doesn't make sense

doesn't make any sense. It makes perfect sense. I agree. It's bizarre that he twists things like this. Chad. This is an example of manipulating and twisting things This this is what Eric does he can barely get the words out that he's going through anything He's like this situation that I seem to be going. Oh, it's insane. I Wonder in the middle of it right now. I wonder how the next court appearance is gonna go because he seems to think that it's over Well, he's he made a comment. He's like after the mugshot that was pretty much the end of that. Yeah

Oh, no, that's just the beginning. He's like I just played that venue. We gotta keep the tour moving mugshot sound things start Yeah, I can see in the future an actual lawyer saying here's a click here's a clip from the toe Exactly what we're doing right now Inclinating himself into a deep hole. Yes, if his attorney is watching this he talks about how great his attorney is how smart He is if he's tuning into this he's gonna be like Eric shut the fuck up Why are you talking about this none of this could help us or you know you literally got caught with your hand in the cookie jar That's not literally So now he's saying that

Nick ricada is in trouble because he got his caught with his hand in the cookie jar But again all the others could be dismissed. It's very possible Whereas you were doing something. That's a felony live on your show Broadcasted it for everyone to see and it's the local news, and it's on all the websites now. There's a lot of more websites picking it up too. I'm starting to see more and more. Because I can't believe how much of an idiot would do such a thing. Yeah, this is going to be a case study in law school at some point.

And whereas Nix is more, you know, you literally got caught with your hand in the cookie jar. I think with being able to watch this through my own eyes now, I'm like, wait a minute, you have a legal team. Your legal team is hopefully if you picked it full of really sharp people, I know mine is, let them do their job. and sharp people, I know mine is, let them do their job. Why are they telling you to shut up then, Eric? I don't think you do have a good legal team, honestly, based on this. But the truth of the matter is, well, maybe that's his problem. He knows what the truth of the matter is, and it's not good. I know the truth of the matter, and my team's going to take care of it.

I don't know why he's so confident. It doesn't behoove me to fight this on the internet. Because even if I convince the the entire internet doesn't change the outcome of what I'm going through. Yeah. Who's arguing? So why not just shut up? Who's arguing this?

Why not just not discuss the specifics of it and let the guys you pay, I mean, look, I know how much a good attorney costs. I have a really, really good one. And for the money you're paying, the peace of mind you're getting from that is, oh, I I have a really really good one and The money you're paying the peace of mind you're getting from that is oh I can just shut the fuck and Let this person handle it and just give them what they need whenever they ask for it He's literally doing the opposite of what he's saying he could do because it was great legal representation What are the idiots? He might be stupid. He's got the dream team like he's got F. Lee Bailey and Jenny Cochran.

He might be one of the dumbest guys I've ever talked to. You know who's not a dumb person is our review girl Mary Beth Rosie. Hey. What's up Mary Beth? Hello. How's it going? Good, good. Good. I have to first of all disagree with you about something. Oh, please I Can totally see Joe Gatto going ape shit in a lids? Yeah, you probably have a connection to these people we're making fun of today, huh yeah, yeah You probably have a connection to these people were making fun of today, huh? Yeah, yeah Hung out with them a few times, so it's really funny and a really nice guy, but yeah, he is pretty it's a cornball dorky Yeah, I think that's probably true, but well Mary Beth. Thank you for for being on here and

Do you guys all just witnessed that that she disagreed with me? I didn't kick her off the show Can you believe it it happens? Here's another asshole who disagrees with me all the fucking time electric is here You stink Carl I've heard that before yes your cunt actually is that why we had our first review girl because she hated me It told me I sucked all the time I think about it All right, well, I also encourage people to shit on you and yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, whatever whatever what are you gonna do? Cardiff is here because it is time to poke a dabbler Brandon. Have you ever poked a dabbler before?

I think I did and I failed. Okay, I was hoping you were a virgin. All right Mary Beth you're ready to poke a dabbler right always Guys, this game is very easy to play very hard to win Let's get right into it. Let's see Cardiff is going back to old-school stuttering John clips for these This episode is brought to you by rumble rumble.com Search for Cardiff electric and subscribe today or follow Whatever the fuck you do on rumble

Just go there for kind of Cardiff a big news today I was watching a little bit of be dabbling live this morning and so Cardiff's YouTube channel is gone forever Never coming back, but you did get your content back Forever never coming back, but you did get your content back Broken one terabyte broken up into 250 separate packets from YouTube these cocksuckers They make it as difficult as possible

Just bombarding me with paperwork Yes, eventually it'll all be back up on patreon Very good, and no one will watch it. I know that's I think about that too because I keep all my old episodes I have a Drive that I keep everything on and I'm like if I did get my YouTube channel nuked Would I bother putting all this back up again? I don't know seems like a lot of work. It's like bringing back recycling I'm like that's just not worth it All right, let's get back to it. it's time for everyone's favorite new game show to poke a dabbler are you ready to poke a dabbler yes now listen Chad I'm not gonna get into you're a loser you're a loser I'm gonna get the facts simple facts

and here they are you said that you were at a comedy club in Tampa well I'm guessing sides but it's and all comics were trash to me. Why don't you name names? I could name a bunch cuz I was listening to Nick DePaulo not too long ago I'd love to hear them That's not a fact. That's a question. Yeah good point. There's not a comic That I work with. I always set that up that I ever had a problem with Keep positive yeah Just to set the stage a little bit here. I feel it's only fair if you'll notice in the bottom

I guess to his right It's a stack of McDonald's bags over there. So this is the era we're in okay. Yeah, he's drinking a 40 stack of McDonald's bags over there. So this is the era we're in. Okay. Yeah. He's drinking a 40. So that tells me this is when Vince was sending nonstop shit to his apartment all the time. Never had a problem with him. Okay. But you're saying they're all trash and me. Oh yeah. Oh, they're all trash and you, John. They all say they're all laughing Because I suck

Chad I got news for you. I will run circles around you comedically You don't I Was on the tonight show Conan I was on John Stewart You were not and the biggest talk show in Canada I can't remember the guy's name like Mike Bullard okay nice that's some flux right there if you think for a second that I'm gonna believe on fact these I had dinner with Mike Bullard

once he's not that big of a star I was gonna ask is that the biggest talk show in Canada no he was a thing for about a minute he got me too the biggest talk show in Canada I can't remember the guy's name so if you think for a second that I'm gonna believe these comics were trashing me. Give me names, show me the receipts. Give me names. He's doing the thing. I work with Florentine, we're still friends.

Modi, we're still friends. Jim Norton, we was still friends. Jim Norton was still friends. Yeah. Outta when George, unfortunately, one of them passed away. Ha ha! One of them. One of them. What the?

This is awesome. Is he trying to be funny? One of them. That's the funniest thing he's ever said. Also, friends can't trash you. I just want to point that out. Yes. I don't know if John realizes this but Jim Norton did send her the video for dabble cotton. So there's that Simmons still friends Doug Stanhope

Still friends and all of them know you're not a comic. What's the point? Yeah Where are these people laughing at me Chad? You know who they're really laughing at? You. Because you fucking, you haven't done anything in comedy. Hey Dickhead, I wrote for the Tonight Show. I've had several writing gigs, Dickhead, on major networks. Have you? I'll wait.

I'll wait. I hate this. And let me just give a little lesson to the whole dabble verse. You guys aren't relevant. You're not. I'm not even relevant anymore. Five years ago I was, for fucking pranking Trump and the pro football armwrestling

championship on CBS three two-hour specials. Yeah Chad! In many time zones. If you guys think you're relevant you're out of your fucking mind. The only one who has a semblance of relevancy is me. I'm the only one who was just on Hulu and Vice, the only one who's going to be on the History Channel this month, me, not you. Not you! So Zomac, when you think for a second that you're relevant... What did John say next? Here are your choices. Who is it?

B. Delusional as the day is long. Next. Go steal some more credit cards. Four. You should be in a rubber room. And lastly, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr John's elephant sound To poke Dabbler it's a tough game man. It really is I'm gonna say Delusional as the day is long that's my guess for this brandon. What do you say? I went for rubber room, okay? What do you think Marybeth? I want to go with who is it? Okay, and producer Chris? I went next. Steal more credit cards, all right.

So if it's the elephant noise card, it wins. There's a lot of people saying lastly in the chat. All right, let's find out. When you think for a second that you're relevant, then we will know, then you should be in a rubber room Wow Nobody lady Kmart is not relevant shit way has never been relevant. I don't care if you work with Stern Saying shit way is relevant is like saying

Fucking I don't know here we go Vic the stuttering intern is relevant. You're not That's all for this time come back next time to find it if you are man enough to hold brand on a Dabler that felt good good sit Eugene sit good dog Very good brandon is the big wiener Yeah, it feels great. It does doesn't it yeah doesn't happen very often for me, but when it does I really? On top of the world you really lord it over everyone. I really can't stop bragging about it everywhere

I go so congratulations on that card another fantastic game Thank you for putting that together. Sorry. It was so long. I had I couldn't cut any It was we didn't do a centering John segment today, and so it was relevant I pulled 24 clips And I thought we won't we only so I those all on point double point and then we did That's enough John for this weekend Potato soup on Monday potatoes about Monday is where you want to go if you want to see because what I didn't clip I haven't watched it is

John had on the two worst guests possible on his show at the same time Rob Saul and clay dabbler Have you watched it yet Cardiff? It's in my editing. Oh boy. Sweet right now. I can only imagine. I'm preparing for a colonoscopy and that's the worst thing I'm doing today. The editing I mean. Right, I understand not the pissing out your ass all day long no, right All right, well I want to thank everybody for for coming on the show today I want to thank Brandon who came here from the Drew Lane show where can people find you Brandon? Yeah, the Drew Lane show and check us out on YouTube were just a couple people shy of 20,000 It'd be really cool to hit that mark

This fucking loser who nobody knows Brandon that's right help him not be a loser that nobody knows Subscribe on YouTube to the Drew Lane show I said this over to Drew you got picked up by my lost interest you guys were A clip. Oh really you got cooked by a clipper Cool. Yeah, I was like why you guys are on the map now. That's pretty exciting for you Now we'll have to check that out next week. Very cool. And Of course Cardiff Rumble Where potato soup now lives Monday nights at 8 o 5

Monday nights 8 o 5 on rumble look for Cardiff electric at patreon.com slash card of electric join the family there you go very good and Mary Beth Rosie you're gonna read some reviews in a minute I hope but before I have a couple great before we do that where can people see more of you? Only fans comm slash Mary Beth Rosie in my RIB TH ROS ie how is that going for you? What have you been doing? Yeah? Well, I... I know you had some friends joining you. Yeah, we're still working on that.

And we went to the, my photographer, and I went to the nude beach, and so we got a bunch of cool nudie beach photos that were, that was a lot of fun lot fun. That's like my new favorite place Shit, hopefully there's no people in the background because I've been to those places. It's not pretty No, nobody. Yeah, imagine having a camera out there would be a no-no actually now. I think about it frowned upon Yeah, what did they do to you Carl? Good point. I got nothing

you, Carl. Good point, Carrative. I got nothing. So we've done everything that we can do. You know what that means. Time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show where we talk about what we're going to review on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts. And I mentioned recently that the suggestions we've been getting haven't been great. And I saw that we've got a ton of suggestions coming out in the review suggestions channel and Discord. And people are emailing and DMing me. Thank you for that. And I haven't picked one out yet, but I can tell you who our co-host is going to be. Your podcast stinks.

Your podcast stinks. Your podcast stinks. That's right, Pat Oates is gonna be joining us on Wednesday and we'll pick out a fun show and keep sending in suggestions of podcasts that we should review that'll be fun for us and people will enjoy. And also join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once for all,

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system is the real loser here. Craig has some nerve. Your show is a ripoff of talk soup. Clint Boston clears things up. Shuley didn't rip Carl off. He tried to stay out of it, but John gave him no choice. Brother Ted splits some hairs. I think you guys missed it. Aaron isn't nuts because he had such a great time in jail. Aaron is nuts because he feels the need to pretend he had a great time in jail. Edward Milano is flabbergasted.

The biggest news is he's only 37? Looks 50. Our word 3-1-1-2 gives his word. Nobody takes two naps in a cell. Jimmy Metal has a point. He's the only one ever to be charged with a felony and be happy about it. And Benton Jaw plays us out with, Aaron's mugshot looks like if Jared from Subway had never been fully obese.

That's a good one. God, I like that. Very funny. Mary Beth, you got some reviews for us. Remember give us reviews wherever you review podcasts Give us five stars that really helps us out and then you can shit on us in the comment section Last week. I got fooled a couple times someone had very nice things to say and gave us one star Doesn't help us that much But what do we got Mary Beth there

we have tips of frost I don't think that Carl is a clubfoot loser it's my whole brand I'm gonna guess that's a five-star review it is a thank you for that then there is unsavory this show is just mean-spirited and they bully other shows. It's generally uncouth and the humor is nearly non-existent. They complain so much it's draining. That's a five-star. Yep, sure is. Very good.

Well, thank you, Mary Beth. Always on top of it with the reviews. We appreciate it. Let's hear what the people are saying, calling into our voicemail number, which you can find on who are these dot-com It's kind of like our boner line Carl I'm really glad that Patrick paddy puke waters back and just as retarded as ever You got him twisted like a pretzel, you know, he's second-guessing himself. He's great And then it's rubbish and it's okay. And that was a good one

I run anyway the thing I have to disagree with though It's hilarious content well worth doing but you realize he does have a real trump card there with the whole Podcast hitman thing. Okay, if I was him and that had happened to me obviously fucking terrified I hope the guy never gets out but I would be changing my logo to incorporate, you know, since he was a hitman maybe and the name of my show. He releases so many shows, how he hasn't managed to make several that are all puns or spins on the whole podcast hitman thing, I don't know. But that is a trump card, he's right to play it and you can say that he's overplaying or it's not funny

It's so important. He beats you every time on that one and always will sorry, okay, I mean Guy murdered his girlfriend. I don't know that Gives them or podcast car. That's kind of your fault. It is kind of Brandy ever been on a show where a listener did something bad Yeah, yeah, I think we all have right Manor Matt Collin and yo Carl matter Matt I'm listening to the Stern show breakdown that you guys did in the recent episode very good But man, that's certain guy. He just he sucks. He Yeah, he worked hard maybe years and

years ago, but now forget it. If I could work from home. I totally would. I totally wouldn't be a first responder anymore. It's great. But yeah, he I knew was over back when COVID and he went on with like the podcast type format and he was from his house and I'm like, that's it. He's never coming back to studio ever again. And, uh, yeah, I can't believe he went to guitar center. I mean, isn't there a thing out there called COVID? Man, he's taking some risks. See ya. You know, I wonder, cause it was brought up. Was it Adam who said,

they probably had the store shut down. Makes perfect sense. I wonder if all the employees had to be tested. Oh Before you went in there. I Wouldn't be surprised. I Don't know but that was That was nuts this this Howard Stern episode that we did getting a lot of people talking. Oh man Howard Stern making $600,000 episode going oh All the toilet on the toilet toil I had to go through. Oh yes, it was such hard work and toil

watching women masturbate and making fun of mentally handicapped people for laughs. I'm sure, you know, lots of plumbers and construction workers agree that Howard Stern has put many hours of hard work and labor, toil, I'm sure farmers would also agree. Waking up early in the... Fucking Jesus Christ.

Well, Howard's thing is like battling the FCC. That's where he's just like, guys, I have not had an easy life in broadcasting. Meanwhile, all of those fines were paid for by his radio company, not by him. He wasn't taking money out of his pocket to pay any fines. And all it did was get way more publicity and eventually one of the most lucrative contracts ever with serious radio.

So I guess that's one way to spin it. Listen to this. A Guitar Center employee was listening to the show and has a take on this whole thing Hey Carl, just listen to the most recent show and you know working at guitar center I can give you a little insight here to our Glorious Howard Stern visit. They actually had a whole fucking room set up for him full of multi thousand dollar guitars just ready and willing and they did a whole fucking page explaining how certain comes to

visit our store he's still rocking out it's the fucking cringiest thing I've ever seen so I thought that was funny yeah love the show no shabber that was a company announcement internally hey guys guitar center still got it yes send the copy of that if you can guitar center still got it I know we fell for bankruptcy three years ago But we still got it Howard Stern was coming in and looking at guitars. That's interesting And also guitar center employee call back again Do they encourage the employees to play the worst metal riffs in the middle of the fucking place all day long? I swear to God every time I go in there

There's an employee sitting there like showing off his new song that he wrote for his shitty metal band Okay, man, we get it you play guitar right? I knew that when I saw that you worked here the t-shirt gave it away A lot of controversy over Steely Dan This is such a controversial topic Mary Beth what you take on Steely Dan? I don't know who Steely Dan is About Brandon Luke warm on Steely Dan guy. It's boring as shit body quiet down over there Big Las Vegas correspondent Nathan here chiming in about this eerie damn thing Las Vegas store responded Nathan here chiming in about this ely damn thing Chris is off base Handsome as he may be maybe that's why he's kind of stupid. He doesn't get you again two little words for you

Deacon blues Mmm. Yeah, what do you say call me back beacon Deacon blue deacon? Fine a fucking look at it. It's about drinking scotch whiskey all day all night long I mean we played that song in this house how many times probably more than cherry cola by Eagles of death metal no way Never when my wife's controlling the the setlist. There's a lot of Steely Dan that gets thrown in there. That is for sure some Aaron Imholt News comes out of the house And I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like When my wife's controlling the the setlist there's a lot of Steely Dan that gets thrown in there. That is for sure some Aaron Imholz

news coming in Well, Carl, I listened to your episode About Aaron Imholz going to jail and how he was like, oh, it's cool the guys is a blah blah blah I know it's a similar parallel between him and Aaron Hernandez. Because when Aaron Hernandez went to jail, for the first time, he was saying, oh, great, I get my own bed, I get my own window, this is awesome. And the guards were like, holy shit, that is so fucking sick. And the two Arons are too fucking, that's what I thought that was like. That's interesting right there, Aaron Hernandez connection Mary Beth, you know Aaron Hernandez is

Something sports. Yes Very good Aaron Hernandez is a guy who? Had a multi-million dollar contract with the Patriots winning Super Bowls on a great team Tom Brady thrown in the ball, and he decided to murder people over feeling slighted, tiny slight at a club, and then was having gay sex in prison and I believe killed himself because it came out that he was gay. Yeah, but what podcast was he listening to because that podcaster is probably responsible

to. He was listening to something sports. I love that show. Today we'll be talking about sports. probably responsible to something sports Today we'll be talking about sports. Hey, this is exciting Aaron em, hold actually called into the show It's been a lot of times. We've heard Aaron on the show Hey, I Walked into that cell. I know you're sleeping because I did my time and I'm fine. I Walked into that cell. Yeah And before I could say a word I heard in the back

Toe boys laced up Toe boys laced up they knew who I was carl very good erin. We're all proud of you buddy. You're killing it Do you hear rich and Bonnie touching on the emhold situation this oh of course not who listens to that show exactly exactly that was on my wife hates me yeah the latest episode near the end okay interesting I love that not to keep bringing him up but Drew Lane is now all in on steel towel well this this story I mean it had everything it has the visual element that you can watch and it has it

I mean drew also really loves the goal the goal everyone loves the goal that you begging for the goal is great He explained to me that he's he's now like a watcher of the show He views it, but what he does is he opens it up and skips to the final like Watcher of the show he views it but what he does is he opens it up and skips to the final like 13 minutes to see how everything unfolds he reads the last chapter first. Yeah Mystery the murder mysteries like I want to see if he gets the goal or not. Yeah watch the show. It's great Hey Carl spider apologist here There is no way stuttering John was bitten by a spider, especially a

black widow. If he was bitten by a black widow, he'd be writhing in agony potentially in the hospital with how poor his health is. Most likely he was bitten by a mosquito or maybe even a bed bug. I was thinking the same thing. John had that welt on his forearm and he's like, I must have gotten bit by a black widow. I'm like, getting bit by a black widow is pretty serious, I think Yeah, I mean I grew up thinking it was fatal but I'd for kids it might be yeah, I'm not even sure but Hmm. I still don't like that. He said that guys. No, there's no spiders in Florida. Please come to Florida

Come rent my house. It's very nice Yeah, when stuttering John Starts his shows with me. How are you? How I can only I can only picture lady fucking die and those two have very Very similar fucking lifestyles and they might have similar endings Just had to get that out. Thank you, Carl Fuck you, Chris. Yeah, I like that. That should be the new tagline. That's how you add the color right

there. Yeah, I remember Dr. Steve saying like, Oh, John's getting so bad at the alcoholism. I'm seeing Lady Di all over again from the Opie and Anthony show. And yeah, I think John's there. It's not good the lady dies doing fine right now in her submarine right yes this is more feedback on our Howard Stern review you just did over an hour on that old washed up tranny get eggs Carl okay fair enough now this is an interesting question right here and card if you might know more about this than I do course Does anyone know if Ray DeVito started? Killing animals or if he just went right to women on I 80. I'm just curious

Yeah, a lot of times serial killers start by torturing and killing animals. I wonder if Ray DeVito also has the same backstory No, he went from insects. He started with insects right to with right to hookers Interesting not all hookers Carl really. I guess I don't know all the people that Ray DeVito has killed No, Carl stop me from getting gigs. Why is he saying this? No, I'm not gonna get any gigs I'm gonna cry. I love you, buddy for a Bookraise book book ray. He can open up baseball cards. You can tell jokes. He's a man of two talents That raid to be no. All right guys. Thank you so much for hanging out with us today Marybeth always good to see you Brandon

Thanks for having me On the drooling show I know it's a lot of work coming on here And I know you have better things to do so thank you so much for for being here with us, but that's great Thanks for having me. Hell. Yeah, see you soon. That's right. We'll see you. That's right. See you in Ferndale. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. That was a great episode. That was really great. This is it. It's over Okay, goodbye Goodbye, hey, bye. Goodbye Are we done here? I think we are. Ah, Carl. I love you. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr