Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep552 - Unapologetically Angel

Episode Date: September 12, 2024

There’s a basketball league in the United States called the WNBA. You’ve probably never heard of it unless you watch ESPN, then you’d think it’s the most important sports league of all time. Angel Reese is a player in that league that a lot of people don’t have a high opinion of, so she started a podcast to set the record straight. Well now I hate her, too.  Pat Oates joins the show to break down the Caitlin Clark / Angel Reese rivalry. Then we check in on the worst Howard Stern bit yet, they used AI to write a script and actually acted it out. Tom Myers is finally back from his summer break with a ton of “jokes” about things that happened months ago. Your Mom’s House is continuing to bring awareness to Paddy Brokenskull’s new channel. Then we meet a bitter former radio guy, Ryan Hoppe, who has Chad Zumock on and claims that Chad is funny. Stuttering John is now claiming that Shuli is calling his friends, family members, business associates, and the bars he hangs out at. Finally, we play a round of To Poke A Dabbler, tease the next show, read a review with Annie, and listen to your voicemails. Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop Pat Oates YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@POSMornings/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and then shit all over us in the comment section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Unapologetically Angel. We have both listened separately, not discussed it with each other beforehand. The show hosted by Angel Reese and Maya Reese. And Maya Reese is Angel Reese's cousin, I believe. And this is going to be exciting because as we all know, Angel Reese is one of the most dynamic players in the WNBA Coming off a very successful stint at LSU In her NCAA women's basketball career, and I know Pat's watching all the games We text about it while they're happening. We can't get enough of it. I just slandered him

I'm one of the Reese's pieces I just slandered him all the time. I'm one of the Reese's Pieces up there. Yes, sir. Huge fan. You're Reese's Pieces. So you just watched this new podcast. It's brand new. The first episode comes out and apparently they did it wrong.

I had to redo this episode because it's spicy. Y'all want to see TV? We're going to drop tea. The first episode I recorded, I just gave a little bit of like, you know, it wasn't too much. It was very cutesy. It was cutesy and classy and demure. We not, we not giving that this time. We spilling it all. Here, let's get into it. Demure. I hate that that's a word now. It's so annoying. So she just said that they recorded the podcast episode and they said, yeah, this is garbage. So she's on the Playmaker yeah, this is garbage so she's on the playmaker network

Which is Shaquille O'Neal's podcast network, right? And so obviously the network saw the episode I went no one's gonna watch this you realize that right you guys aren't even talking about anything It reminds me of famously Lindsay Lohan She did a playboy shoot back in 2011 and the executives went oh, what is this? No, you got to get way more naked we've been promoting this we're giving you a million dollars you've been promoting this you just see a lot more ass and titty if we're gonna put

this out so basically angel wasn't shown up ass and titty is the analogy coming up with for some reason it's just like that right we can't see your asshole is just like you didn't talk about Caitlin Clark. It's the same thing. Thank you. This guy gets me. I appreciate it. So I'm excited because that's how the show starts.

She goes, we recorded one of these. It wasn't spicy enough. Now it's going to be spicy. We're going to spill the tea. We got all this stuff. And here's an example of how spicy this talk gets. Did you go to any other countries? I went to London.

Okay. That was it. I've been to London. Yeah, London was nice. It's fun. I like London. Have you ever tried the duck and waffle? What is that? Literally duck and waffle. Duck?

It was, I'm not gonna lie, it was good. I'm a picky eater, it was good though. You said you like chicken and waffles. Yeah, I do like chicken and waffles. Which one was better? I'm not gonna lie, the duck was good. Really? And I was kind of scared to try it, but it was really good. You would make it again. Like if... When I go back to London, I'm definitely getting it again. So for me, when I was in London,

there was a meal. I ordered breakfast, bacon, eggs. They gave me toast, normal potatoes, but they did baked beans and french fries. See, I'm not French fries. Before the show started, we were having a quick conversation and producer Chris goes, this banter sucks. Let's start the show. And I just can't imagine being on a show and having this conversation right now. I take it back. That banner was better than these assholes. What'd you think about this show? Pat? Did you watch this? I, I've tried every time that you've asked me to watch a show, I've tried to stick through as far as I could.

I didn't make it to London. Okay. And I don't know how far that is. It's pretty far. And I say that was the best conversation I've heard so far of them having. This show starts with her going, okay, let's get crazy about social media.

What do you think about social media? And Angel says, it's not real. Yeah. I have that. I just, I just did it, but you can do it. Yeah. But it's not real. These are the whitest black women I've ever seen in my entire life. And they're not women. She's a woman. The other one is a fella. It's, it's, she is Angelo. It's Angelo Reese in the morning. That's what this is. Angelo is six three, six Reese in the morning. That's what this is. Angelo is 6'3". 6'3", he's dick is 6'2", he's a big boy.

He's got Tyra Banks forehead. It's the worst. This show is the worst thing you've ever made me watch. And we watched the Brady's, we watched a lot of bullshit. This is the worst thing I've ever had to watch. You might be right about that. This one was a tough one, but there's a lot of talk about social media because Angel Reese

has all these mental health problems and she's constantly on social media, but she hates social media, it's a big problem. And so this is the talk right at the top here. And then since you're Angel Reese, Maya Reese, your fan base is the Reese's Pieces. Reese's Pieces. What's your Reese's Pieces for today?

Your peace of mind. Oh, my peace of mind is social media is not real. Like, I want people to realize like social media is not real. Like, we are human, we live a life outside of social media. What people say on social media does not matter. What percentage do you think is real? Like if you're scrolling, you see something pop up. What percentage do you think is real? Like if you're scrolling, you see something pop up. What percentage do you think is actually like,

oh, that's real? Like a very small, like, it's so hard to believe these days, like, cause people put out so much fake stuff about people in this world. So you really never know what to really believe. Great insight right there. Good follow up question, too.

What percentage? Like she's going to throw out a number. It's actually 72%. There's a study that's been done by this research group. By the way, I just want to point this out to Angel Reese. It's not just social media that's not real. All media is not real. ESPN has been trying to convince me that the WNBA is an exciting league and that people

are filling up brackets for the women's NCAA basketball tournament. None of this is real, obviously. People are filling up brackets for the women's NCAA basketball tournament. None of this is real, obviously. Well the fact that she has a show about her and she thinks people care, that's not real. No one cares about the life and thoughts of Angel fucking Reese. She starts the show by going, this had to be done. People needed to know. No, we want Caitlin Clark, the other one.

No one wants this one. No one cared about you. You're the mean other one. No one wants this one. No one cared about you. You're the mean black one. We want the white one that you don't like because she's straight. By the way, Pat, if any of my takes are too spicy for you, because I know you have a radio gig and stuff, just let me know. I don't want to get you in any trouble with corporate. I think we'll be okay. They let me watch black people.

Okay, good. We'll be fine. I know it's classic rock, but we can talk about black people. Okay, good, you'll be fine. I know it's classic rock, but we can talk about black people, it's okay. Not for more than four minutes, the PD comes out, I'm not giving you that. Living color, that's it. So what's crazy about this is she talks about social media and how it affects her and how it's not real

and it's all fake and of course she says, you know, that her fans are Reese's Pieces, she's sponsored by Reese's. And let me just show you an example of a post that Angel puts out on her social media. It's things like this. She's wearing her favorite Beats solo four in cloud pink, which is her first campaign with Beats. All she does, she has something like 28 companies that have a sponsorship agreement with her. It's insane. In fact, I have the list right here. Goldman Sachs, Tops, Beats by Dre, Tampax, Airbnb, Amazon, PlayStation, SI Swimsuit,

Starry, Bose, Bose and Beats. That seems like a weird thing right there. I mean, the list goes on and on. It's all these like pretty big companies and shit. Turbo Tax is in there. Wait, Tampax? Tampax, yes. I don't know why he's putting Tampax in his... I'm not gonna finish that sentence. When your dick feels weird use Tampax. This is what's so weird about this is that the big news that she made is LSU won the championship.

And then the team started the next season, she's on the team, and they lost their first game of the season. And she needed a mental health break after losing a game. She talks all about, she's just like, and then we got back to practice, everyone's bummed out, we didn't know what to do. And she set out multiple games.

It was supposed to take the WNBA seriously when one of their star players gets all sad. And this is her, oh, do you have something to add? Just to say, when you hear the clip, listen to where she takes a break from for the mental break. Because where they go, it's like, that would be a great mental break. Yeah. So this is her explaining that she couldn't be with the team. I just felt I was moody.

I wasn't in a good place like within myself and I didn't want that to become a cancer in the locker room. So being able to have that conversation with coaches, obviously hard with the other coaches too. So what was the Cammon islands? Yeah. They went to the Cayman Island. She's like, I can't go there. So because I got a mental break. So at one time the school's gonna pay for a vacation You couldn't you're obviously a problem. They didn't want to take you to somewhere good Well, that's what's crazy is that the way that Maya sets this whole conversation up

She's like there's a lot of rumors floating around about why you didn't play those games and you sat out and what was going on Like finally telling your truth. We need to know what your truth is. She's like, yeah, I was having I was having a bad week and I was in a bad mood. That's the worst reason. That's the worst possible reason you could have given for that. Well, and she, what I do give her credit for

is she stays in the role of a stuck up bitch. Yes. Like, cause right away she's like, and her cousin jumps in and she says, you know, I was fighting with my coach, which is normal in which is what do you do? I played sports for 12 years. There was, if I fought with my coach, which is normal. And which is what do you do? I played sports for 12 years. There was, if I followed my coach, I didn't play. There was no, it's normal.

It's what you do. They would make an example. They didn't, Michael Jordan didn't get to fight with coaches. He had to kind of like be quiet about it, but she bought so much of the coach thought it was best for a team who just was in the national championship for the best player they have to stay away because yeah, she's trying to get her team together because this bitch sucks Yeah, you didn't see that no she and I'm glad you picked up on that the fact that she said which is normal Like they had like throwing these things over. She has awful behavior and happens throughout the episode She's talking about things. She did that are awful. She's like, that's normal. That's what people do like no

Actually, no, it's not good teammates. I only well I listen to this at work I was not watching and I'm already super annoyed with her I mean I picked up on what you guys are talking about yeah but just watching just a few seconds of her mannerisms is is irritating yes yes several times she points to herself when she says, well, I'm beautiful. I can't help that. Obviously. I'm not sexualizing myself. I'm just sexual. It's like, you're a guy. Well, let's find out why she was so moody and why she was in a bad mood when the season started after their national championship.

It was just everything going on. I didn't have a break that summer. I literally went straight from, I was doing photo shoots. I was in the gym. I was literally doing everything and a little bit of time. It's USA basketball. I was doing everything and like I had no breaks, no time to do anything else. So like, it was probably time that was hard for me, but it probably was time that really needed for myself. Wow. So like, it was probably a time that was hard for me, but it probably was time that I really needed for myself. Wow. So wait, the basketball player was playing basketball and

going to the gym? That is tough. All right. Well, not brutal. Yeah, now I got it. That's rough right there. And the mandatory photo shoots. Yeah. And dog and waffles. Yes. and then update my Twitter and my Instagram it's grueling so much going on right there Does she realize she comes off horribly on this? This is not or she doesn't care. She's controlling this and she even says I want to control the narrative all these false narratives about me Everyone's got false narratives out there. Here's the truth She's never realized that she comes off bad anywhere. Like for her to say like they talk about it, probably get into what the Caitlin Clark stuff for her to say that she's never say anything bad about her. There are quotes literally out there,

like video of her saying I'm better than Caitlin Clark. I don't understand what you're talking about when you say she's better than me. I'm going to be better than her 10 years from now. She's I don't know why she doesn't like me. All her fans are racist. Yep, I actually, that's my next clip that I was going to play. Because yeah, that's the question. What's up with the rivalry between you and Caitlin Clark?

Caitlin Clark, by the way, I know this is awful to say, is a white girl. I know. And straight. And straight, which is frowned upon. The WNBA hates that shit. She's the hope solo of basketball. You can't be straight and white and happy You can't fuck that stupid lesbians hate that shit When you're happy and you like cock they hate that so much

I hope I never see Caitlin Clark's ass like I had to see hope so But yeah, all right. Let's let's hear about this. The reason why they don't like each other. The fans, her fans, the Iowa fans, now the Indiana fans that are like they ride for her and I respect that respectfully but sometimes it's very disrespectful. Um I think there's a lot of racism when it comes to it and I don't believe she stands on any of that but Here's something I know about sports fans because I am one of them and I have a lot of friends who are big into sports

There's very little racism going on It's amazing how the sports world when you're rooting for a team and players race doesn't play into it at all Some of your favorite players on any team, especially basketball. Yeah, not since Howard Cosell. I mean, there's been some examples over the years. Yeah, I know. For sure. That wasn't racist.

That was just brilliant. Okay, there's a difference. That little monkey was going. But how ridiculous is that that Angel Reese has to play the race card for her awful behavior like you pointed out, Pat? I'm glad you know a little bit about this. Oh, I know way too much about this. Connecticut is the capital of lesbian basketball because of Yukon and everything, so we know everything. It says it on the sign as you're driving in. Yes. Welcome to Eatin Eden Puss, Connecticut.

Cool. All right. So as we mentioned, this behemoth of a person is being sexualized. We're all horned up for her. She's so beautiful. After the season, and when I was in my press conference and I was talking about being sexualized like I guess people thought that was like cuz I post pictures in my bailances know like Multiple occasions people have made AI pictures of me like naked literally really believe me She would not be my first choice that I can tell Why would you want to see that it's a horrible. Oh, I would make six of her fuck a woman Like in a black guy gangbang. Why not just put her face on six black guys. Yeah, I would make that All right, well send me the props for that. Well, it's we'll compare afterwards. See what we come up with

So she's always the victim. It's crazy how everyone's against her. It's the world versus Angel Reese and They're going on this playoff run. She plays for the Chicago sky. Guess how I know that I had to look it up today She plays for this she said it 400 times to be Chicago I didn't know the name of the team. I was a Chicago Bells. I didn't know. So she plays for the Chicago sky and they're posed to make the playoffs. And let's hear about what that's like. Okay, so since it is right now, the WNBA season, right, you're on the sky, you guys are trying to do this playoff run. What is that experience like for you?

It's been hard. It has been hard. Everything is hard. Everything is so difficult for her. She's six, three. What's the average height in that league? Five, two. I'm guessing she leads the league and rebounds because the ball would take another three seconds to get to the next person. Her cousin is just enabling her with these questions. How difficult and how much of a struggle?

Yeah, right. Why didn't you say how easy was it? Yeah? Oh, isn't it great you guys are going you guys weren't ranked very high and now you say the playoffs Yeah, I should point out right after this was recorded or at least after it came out and say yeah She injured her wrist and she's out for the rest So we'll be so hard for her anymore I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that.

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She's this is not a connection. These are not two people that know each other This feels like someone who's like so what's it like on social media? Because she wants because I want to talk about social media. What's it like with Caitlin Clark? I feel like she was asking her real shit made her look bad. She watched it back and said oh fuck You better do your job. You want to make money off me. You want to see my awesome reads for fucking DraftKings. I don't know if you got that clip with her eyes being crossed three ways as she tries to read in the middle of her reading. They have to cut to the cousin and the cousin has to read the rest of the thing. It was so fucking

bad. She couldn't even finish the fucking reading. They kept it in there. Yeah, it's crazy how much money she's making millions of dollars with all of these sponsors and she couldn't be more miserable about it. And I think you're onto something there, Pat. I bet it made her look even worse than this one did. Because the first question she asked, and this is actually evidence to what Pat was saying, that now she's given questions to ask her that no one would ask someone on a podcast. It's so fucking boring. So the name of the podcast is Unapologetic. And so this is the first question that is asked

and Angel for some reason is not ready for it. So first, since this is Unapologetically Angel, what is something that you're unapologetic about? I'm unapologetic about... My Adam's apple. She had no idea how to answer that. She's like, hemming and hawing, doesn't know what's going on. But isn't this the second take?

Yes. OK. Yeah. The fuck? I don't understand that. And just to get back to how hard it is for Angel Reese to be the person that she is. And I'm really happy for our team team. I mean it's hard losing and for me, it's the most we've ever lost in our life.

I only lost seven games in my last two years at LSU so like it's been hard for me. Well why don't you cry about it? Saddlebag! The fact that she's this soft as a professional athlete makes me lose a little respect for the league of the WNBA. I've never seen a basketball, NBA basketball player being like, I mean, I'm not used to losing. These guys are really good. I think this league, it sucks.

But props to the coach for grounding her from going to the Cayman Islands. Yes, that was probably a good move. Which is normal. Which is normal. Your star player isn't allowed to go on the trip. It's normal. I can't, I don't understand this format where the host of the show is being interviewed.

I don't think I've ever seen that before. Yeah, it is odd. She claims in future up-and-sells she's gonna have guests and things, but that's not gonna go well. But that is the format of a lot of the NBA players who have podcasts now, and I think she's trying to go after that

I think Shaq realized she can't host or do it whatever the Shaq himself or the producers Yeah, but a lot of them do that like the big one with Gilbert arenas right now It's a great show, but they have a guy who asked them all questions, and they just yell wild shit It's great because it's just for black guys who are mad and they just scream and talk mad shit It's one of the greatest shows gills arena. It's a great show of do you want to watch black people just be pissed? It of the greatest shows, Gills Arena, it's a great show. If you wanna watch black people just be pissed. It's Anthony Kumi's Nightmares, but it's a great show. And it's wonderful to watch that,

but I think they're trying to do that by getting someone who seems to be the well-spoken, light-skinned black person to narrate you through the world of being black and beautiful. I'm out of my lane even trying to comment on a sports podcast, but see, I forgetting. It's a sports podcast, right? Yeah, that's my problem athlete. Yeah, sorry a podcast Right, that's part of it. And these people need those people are podcasters. The mic technique was driving me fucking crazy

I I have a clip. I just want you to watch Maya here She uses the mic like it's a prop. Yeah. Like she's holding it as if yeah as if it's something that you use with your body language and you just kind of throw around. But you know Chicago is a number three market in the country. Oh really? It's New York, LA, and then Chicago.

Yes. And I should point out unlike Andy, I fixed all the audio problems so that we can play it on the show, people can hear what they're talking about, because why not just put the microphones on mic stands and just sit there and talk into it? They're both holding microphones and they don't know how they work, so they're just talking like this

and they're moving it all around. I notice only Angel's level is changing as she's waving it, hers isn't. Yeah, well I fixed a lot of it. It is a prop though. though no I think they're actually microphones okay maybe one point if she put on a mic stand Carl you wouldn't know it was pink right yes it matches her showing you that it's pink like their outfits like their sign they like pink their win I know they're

fucking tough but they're women Carl Carl. They're masculine, I have balls, women. And they want people to know. They're not just women, they're entitled women. Yes. This is one of the craziest things when they start talking about how now the WNBA doesn't have to fly commercial anymore. You also came in at a great time

because y'all got chartered flights. I know. That's huge. I was not used to commercial flights. I know. That's huge. I was not used to commercial flights. And with a certain level of stardom, that's hard. Yeah, like going to the airport has always been has been hell for me. Like for the past two years, like I don't even like going to the airport at all. Like I won't go on a flight for. That's weird because me and my buddy was just talking the other day about how much we love the TSA. Like I want't go on a flight for That's weird cuz me my buddy was talking the other day about how much we love the TSA Like I want to go through that twice. Yeah

Hot take there a chill the airport socks. Yep. Do you know why they don't this is the first year they don't do Commercial anymore, right? Why is that? And it's real Caitlin Clark They've literally said it like the girl that she's so jealous of. Caitlin Clark came in and so much money and sponsors airlines have said we will be the airline and fly you guys so we can have our name attached to Caitlin. Caitlin Clark sold more jerseys this year than the Dallas Cowboys. All of them did this year. That's a real thing.

Is that true? Yes, that's real America's team, she sold more jerseys than all their players. She's the most popular woman in the history of this thing. They all got pay raises because she exists. And this lady's like mad because she's racist and people from Iowa don't like a giant black tranny. And I know attendance is way up too.

That you can actually, it used to be you watch a game and you're like, why are they playing in that arena? It's so embarrassing, It's 17 people watching. But now there's actually some, my full arena is watching these games. And it is because of Caitlin Clark. It sounds dumb to say this, but like we noticed in Connecticut, because if you go to Mohegan Sun casino at all, and you have one of the cards, the gamble, whatever, they'll always send you like free tickets.

This is the first year that you can't get free tickets to the Connecticut Sun because they had their, they're selling out in the Caitlin Clark game was the first game and it was sold out three weeks in advance. It's a huge arena that never Shane Gillis sold it out four nights in a row, but the basketball team only sold it out when Caitlin Clark was there. It's a crazy phenomenon that's happening. I think that the problem with it is that Angel Reese is sitting there going, yeah, but I'm the other star. And it's like, yeah, you're kind of the Scotty Pippen

of this, I mean, you're good, it's good. Well, what's funny is she's Larry Bird. Well, no, Larry Bird was phenomenal. That's the funny part, but no, no, no, no, but with the Magic Johnson Showtime and the Flash, it's the Larry Bird supposed to be a hard worker, and Larry Bird did talk a lot of shit, he just had a podcast.

If Larry Bird had a podcast, he'd be called the N word. Like that's what he'd be called. All right. Missy B's searching for it right now. She's like, is that podcast a podcast? I'll check that out. So here's another softball question. Angel Reese sucks at this. She should, she needs media training. She needs something because how do you not have an answer for this? Okay, but back to the league. What was your welcome to the WNBA moment? Mm. Probably, let me think.

My welcome to the WNBA, I've had some good experiences. I don't know, I haven't had any really bad experiences. Probably. Oh fuck, you're right, those are props. I've had some good experiences. I don't know. I haven't had any really bad experiences probably No, fuck you're right. Those are props. Oh I don't know Have like a bad experience like it doesn't have to be bad But just a moment when you realize like oh, I'm really in this Lee. Oh my god, Chris. You were right I'm an idiot and I'm not even commenting on this clip now because I just noticed that those Are XLR microphones and if they were wireless you'd have a wireless unit

Plugged into it without anything plugged into the XLR. It's not a real thing. But to Pat's point I think it's all about the pink on there. That is stupid. Yeah Why would you hold a microphone on a podcast? Anyway, no one does that. It's a horrible way to do that. Yeah We've seen them before and it always sucks. No one can do it Mine immediately is Chad Zumach famously I always said and Ray DeVito and you're like to just put it out of fucking stand and let it sit there and talk near It it's very easy to do anyway How does she not know have an answer like what was your like welcome to the WNBA moment. This is as easy as oh my gosh

I got on the court for the first game and there's a whole stadium full of people Going nuts and it's the best attendance the leagues ever had like that. I can answer this fucking question Right, even if you prove good. No, it's all right I say you prove that you're a real player and you respect the other players because they usually all go to a veteran and say Like the first time I went up against so-and-so. Yeah, I didn't realize like like you're doing Um, what you call it Rashid Wallace has always talked about when he played against Joe Klein Which is this just a white guy who was super strong and not known and he's like I didn't know humans were that strong Until I bumped into this man

I always manhandled everyone. And he called me boy and he knocked me to the ground three times and then he picked up my hand and he was, welcome to the NBA. And he's like, that man, welcome. I didn't realize human beings were that strong and I knew I had to work hard. She could have said anything.

I didn't realize Diana Taurasi was so fast and such a lesbian or whatever it would say in that way. I didn't know their other breath was gonna smell like my pussy. I had no idea. I didn't realize how many women would just try to fuck me in the locker room in the shower. Now that would have been some spicy gas, some hot gas, which is what I thought we were going to get because that's how this whole show was built. This is going to be some gas, we're

going to spill the tea. And so she sat next to Kevin Durant when she was over in Paris watching the whatever Olympic games that were going on. And so the big question is, what's going on with you and Kevin Durant? You said you went to the men's game and the women's game, right? So there were headlines from that game because you were court side with Kevin Durant.

Oh my God, they're dating. That's not a thing, correct? That was never a thing. I don't even know how that even became a thing because I sat next to somebody. My friend was sitting that was never a thing I don't even know how that even became a thing because I sat next to somebody my friend was sitting next to Steph So I don't who's married So they're not I don't even get that like so People always I don't know where that even came from a boring show

Let's go down with you Kevin Durant nothing. Okay, cool. Yeah, well Kevin Durant changed it and he said yeah nothing Cool. Yeah, well Kevin Durant chanted and he said yeah nothing Nothing I don't know why I was sat there I complained about it endlessly. Yeah, I don't fuck Madea Then we start to talk about why she's being taken down by the haters and Anyone who feels they're being slighted in society who who's a multi-multi-millionaire, doesn't really have a leg to stand on. And so they have to figure out why they're complaining.

Do you think they're just looking for a reason to complain? Looking for something to find, something to hate. Cause I am a successful black woman. I'm doing a lot of things that you haven't seen before. Being able to manage my schedule, and being able to work hard and grind, do things that they said't seen before being able to manage my schedule and being able to work hard and grind do things that they said I wouldn't do. They told me I wouldn't graduate. I

graduated on time. You're supposed in four years. Yeah. Most people do. That's no not not eligible. Like I did everything they said I wouldn't I wouldn't do and I think that's the thing I proved them right. I proved them wrong every single time. Yeah. Truth wants to come out. This is the crazy thing. I love when people are just like, well, I'm a successful black woman. That's why they hate me. In every poll, it says if Michelle Obama ran for president, she would beat Trump. It's like, oh yeah, everyone hates successful black women. Of course. That's the reason why. Yeah. Oprah, no one knows who that is.

Yeah, right. Well, everyone hates Oprah. These stupid successful black people. And what was the first example she gave? She keeps her schedule. Yeah, that took me by surprise. I thought it was because a woman could play basketball. Yeah, she she literally explains that she practices, goes to the gym. And then outside of those two things are playing games. That's she goes on social media and of course the social media is all important because that's how she makes her millions of dollars in endorsement deals yeah cuz she makes minimum wage for the WBA yeah well I mean they don't

make shit they still owe ten million dollars a year with Caitlin Clark They're in the hole. It's a cheer you like yeah, the NBA sponsors that as a charity league and then they complain about how much money they make Why don't we make as much money as the NBA players a bill burr if you have you seen bilbur's But a couple years ago had the greatest take on that effort all right, so the haters have been hating and She has been able to slap back until now. That's why I just don't even respond. I'm being able to have this podcast, being able to talk about these things. I have for a long time let social media and blogs and stuff create the narrative and now being able to start this podcast, I'm being able to take the narrative back

and being able to have my own name and being able to clear things up and being able to do that. And that's what I love. I'm really excited. I'm really excited for this. I'm gonna have a clock tea. This will be your most viewed episode of this podcast

because everyone's gonna see this and go, I'll never watch this again. So go ahead and create your narrative. Because she didn't present anything. Yeah, right. No tea was spilled Nope, and her whole thing is just like I now get to tell my truth I hate people talk about their narrative their truth. I immediately shut down. Okay I'm not listening to this. I don't give a shit

About it. Well, I mean this is her breaking and first of all, they asked every question in the first Podcast so even if there was good stuff and let's say she did really say, you know, Caitlin Clark's a stupid bitch. I hate all the lesbians. Everyone's, you know, this, this person, that person, they tried to traffic me. Brittany Greiner is a fucking criminal. Like all that kind of shit. If she said all these things, then you just not wouldn't have an episode two because an episode two is like, what was it like to play Alabama? You're right. Yeah, that becomes

basketball. And there's, that becomes basketball talk. Who would care? And there's a lot of basketball talk in this, which is crazy. Then the question is asked of the guys that she dates and what it's like for them. And I mean, it's probably horrible for a lot of reasons, but she brings up one I wouldn't have thought of. Whenever I'm dating somebody, I go to their comments. All I see is gifs of injuries, injuries, injuries, injuries.

I looked at somebody I was talking to, and all I saw was, I'm like, oh my God, I know this man hate me already. And that's why I kind of try to tell them, I try to tell the guy usually ahead of time, like, know what you're getting yourself into. Who's the guy? Yeah, who is this guy?

Because you think it would be like an NBA player or like a failed NFL tight end or something. Yeah, somebody like that. So it's like so they think they would expect it but also the guy is telling them hey everybody I'm dating Angel Reese right shit in the comments. The guy doesn't he just wants to get some fame off dating this dumb lady. Yeah, there's no way an NBA player couldn't do better than Angel Reese, right? I mean, I don't know what her dating history is. Who knows? There's a lot of fucking crazy people out there. I don't know. A lot of them, I mean, she's a good road hoe. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know,

if you're traveling and you happen to both link up in Chicago, that might work. But I mean, usually it wouldn't work out because they love I don't know if you know the about NBA players and black people in general but fat white women and she's not that at all so it's like she's a tall black guy. I got to subscribe to your newsletter I didn't know that was what they were into. Breaking news also and and weird enough see episode two of Pat Teaches You About Black People, they're late. Okay.

That's good to know as well. I was definitely unaware of that. I'm spilling the tea. It's what I'm doing on my new podcast. Me and Angel spill the tea. Is there anything else that you picked up on or anything that I missed that we should be commenting on from this show?

Just that, what she blames Caitlin Clark's people for. There's death threats, supposedly people going to her home, stuff like that. But it's, I'm pretty sure it's Caitlin Clark's fans are going, we love Caitlin Clark. It's a very like, I hate to keep her in a Kuvya, but it's Kuvya country. It's like in her mind, she's saying that every person that threatens her is Somebody that says out loud. We love Caitlin Clark and we're going to murder you I think she just means white people. Yeah, not Caitlin Clark fans She says that they follow me to my house. They get my address

Well, that's the other thing too when people start talking about death threats That's another thing that gets me to shut down immediately. I'm like, shut up. No one's threatening your life. First off, on social media, I mean, they don't allow that. Social media is very much policed on this thing. I've been shadow banned by Twitter

because I told Chad Zubacki sucks at comedy. You know, it's like, it doesn't take much for these social networks to be like, yeah, we don't want you to have a voice out it doesn't take much for these social networks to be like, yeah We don't want you to have a voice out here So this whole idea people are getting death threats and I just want to say this I've said it before for the record anyone in the future is gonna complain about death threats When someone says they're gonna kill you they're not people who want to kill you just do it

The line it's a really dumb idea to- Say the line. It's a really dumb idea to announce it first. It's not a smart move. Yeah, and they never had news clips of hits from Columbine and Sandy Hook going, guess what tomorrow is. So they didn't do that. Well, could you imagine the mafia making a folk out? Just like, by the way, Saturday next week, have fun at the club.

See you there. How do you feel about sleeping with the fishes? Right. It's stupid. You wouldn't do that. Making a folk out just like it by the way Saturday next week have fun at the club How do you feel about sleeping with the fishes? What's your favorite fish cuz you're gonna see next to it tomorrow, okay, we got it But it'd be really stupid thing to do I would have a jet Yeah, they don't they're not saying they're gonna kill you they say that we wish you would die. It's a difference They don't want you to exist. They're praying for it, but they're not going to do it. That is a very big difference. I remember Ray DeVito complaining about death threats.

I was just like, no, no, someone just said that they want you to be unearthed. It's very different. They just don't want you, and they don't want you around. Right. Yeah. They don't like your presence physically or online. That's all they're saying. All right, let's get into our.

Cringe of the week. Cringe of the week. This one comes in from Coors Light King of Grime and Hate in our Discord, and Caleb Hammer does this show where he tries to teach dumb people about finances and helps them figure out their finances. It's a very funny show. And at this one, the context is he's yelling at

this woman on her show about spending $25 on DoorDash instead of just buying groceries at the store to make lunch. And he's like, and his wits end. I don't know how often this happens. All the clips I see are like this, but this seems fun. That's ridiculous. $25. Okay. Okay. Uh, This seems fun. That's ridiculous. $25, okay, okay. Rotisserie chicken, boom, there's a meal, $5, H-E-B. You can go get the little meal, they have the meal prep to meal,

or they have the frozen or refrigerated meals. I have never seen a rotisserie chicken for $5 in H-E-B. Okay, then you've just never had eyeballs. I don't know what the fuck to tell you. Have you seen a rotisserie chicken? Okay, yes I have, it's right here are you kidding me it's literally right here what are you talking about how do you you push back on everything shut the f*** up some things just are some things just are

okay oh my gosh maybe I just preferred to have a salad that day there it is it's a preference there it is you should have said that the whole damn time. That's all it was, was you wanted. You wanted. Okay. You could have done better, you chose not to. So why are you arguing this? I'm not.

I love him. Cap. Yeah, it's very fun. He's my spirit animal. I didn't know this man existed. This man is incredible. Yes, it's very funny. He's my spirit animal. I didn't know this man existed. This man is incredible. Yes, it's great. He just rags on people because someone will be like, yeah, well, I pay 12 bucks for Spotify.

He's like, you can't afford 12 bucks for Spotify. No, no, but I need it. I need to hear music. There's a free version of it. You can listen to ads and still have music. I don't like ads. Like, well, what are we doing here? I'm trying to help you say fucking money fucking idiots. Oh So that's always fun. Oh, you know, what's not fun though. Holy shit Christian Blatt turned me on to this

So Howard Stern did a bit on his show on Monday That might be the worst bit in the history of how are so you ever a Stern fan Pat? It makes me so sad that what he's because I only want to shit on it anyway, I will of course it's fun It's like it was my favorite thing. It was a before opening anything I mean he was he was up one of the stages it was in Connecticut when he first really started and stuff And we knew him for a long time ago, and it was so edgy and so different He's just a lame piece of shit now. It's just like it's awful. You probably don't listen anymore, right? I can't I wouldn't you won't believe I'll watch clips once in a while and it makes me sad

It's like you won't believe this one On Monday show, near the end of the show, he had a Colin Jost and Michael Shea on as guests because he for some reason loves SNL still. He's the last guy going, that's great. And after those guys leave, he announces he had this brilliant idea. Because I do want to do this. I thought it was brilliant of me to come up with this concept over the weekend. I was like, I was talking to someone about chat GPT

and I went, yeah, you know, I should just feed it some information and see what it comes up with. I'll be curious. So all I said to, here's what I wrote. I said, make a three to five minutes script based on the Howard Stern show. In this episode, Howard and Robin are just ending a hilarious show. I made sure that I got the word hilarious.

They are talking with a caller from the audience who has mental health issues, but then I changed it to she has a dry vagina or dried out dried up juices. I said, because I don't think I don't think chat GPT will accept something with vagina. All right. So here's the premise here, Pat. This is a radio show unprecedented has like 50 writers. It has a staff of like 75 people producing the show that does 75 episodes a year is off all summer. He's just back from a two month break. And he says, rather than have my staff

come up with something, I decided to let chat GPT figure it out for me and write a script for us. But it's actually not just chat GPT. He decided to try a couple of different AI platforms. But I thought the audience might enjoy hearing a five minute scripted chat. Well, actually this is Microsoft Copilot because after I got the, I got a chat GPT script and I got a Microsoft Copilot script.

And I don't know, everyone around here seems to be voting for the Microsoft Copilot script. And I don't know, everyone around here seems to be voting for the Microsoft Copilot script. So not only did he have these AI software create two different scripts for him, he sent it out to the entire staff and had them vote on which one was better. So there's a lot of effort being put into this and actually unprecedented because I couldn't believe

Robin actually did some prep. So So you ready to act? Sure. You know your part or you haven't even pre read it? I've read it and I'm ready to go. Oh, good. I haven't read mine since last night, but I think it's not that complex. So Gary will play Gary. Are you ready, Gary? I am. Okay, that makes sense. Robin actually read it. She's actually prepped for the show and ready to do this bit. I've never heard of this before. Robin's always surprised by the guests that come on. She never knows the news stories anymore. She doesn't know what's going on in the world. And yet, this was the big thing. Howard must be so high on this idea.

The only thing I can think is that serious except was like how we're giving 100 million dollars to smart lists And we got to pay Alex Cooper hundred twenty five million dollars We got to cut most of your staff and he's going right. All right How are we gonna navigate this chat GPT? It's not the smart companies are doing they're going to AI To fill in for their employees right now. Like I'm sure there's videos. So I'm wrong in this, but it almost feels like Robin is AI. It's her answer was like very much like, yes, I read it. And then he gave up like, yes, I will. It was like her things were like paused a little. It almost

feels like Robin doesn't exist anymore. That's hilarious because I'm gonna play the that back to you out the script in a minute and It's not much different. You're right. Yeah That was noticeable Wow, then I was thinking well, I'm out of touch with the show. Yeah, they're wicked old now It's like yeah, I don't know what to think but yeah pats on to some. I don't know what to think either I'm gonna play this for you. This is a five minute bit I don't know if we should play the whole thing or not. Tell me to pause it at any time here But this is what Howard decided to bring to the show him

punching in those prompts, he just told you into chat GPT and Microsoft co-pilot and this is what they came up with. All right folks. We're wrapping up another wild show Well, there's something I'd say. All right, that's the end of my ad living. Okay, here we go. Well, see, that's what it, it's weird like that. Yeah, all right, but I'm gonna read it verbatim. Yeah.

All right, folks, we're wrapping up another wild show. But before we go, we have Edith from Boca Raton on the line. Edith, what's going on? Hi, Howard. Hi, Robin. I love you so, but I've been feeling really down lately. Oh no, Edith, what's got you down? Well, Howard, it's just all my bodily juices are drying up.

I feel like a prune. Oh, that's a problem, Edith. I feel like a prune. Oh That's a problem Edith. I haven't heard that before that's a new one Maybe you need to start bottling prune juice and and doing something like that. I'm gonna pause it real quick Yeah, I wouldn't have had this take if it not for Adam Bush. He was on the show recently we were reviewing Howard Stern show back from the summer break and I forget that his entire show is now scripted if you didn't tell me if you didn't if I didn't play those set up And I just said this is the Howard Stern show you wouldn't know that AI wrote this No, it sounds the same as his show sounds normally as far as the way he's responding and acting who's playing the caller though

I don't know. Okay, he should have explained that because he explained that Gary's playing Gary. Right. It's it's bizarre. All right. You following this so far? It's it's pretty riveting. But it's also hilarious to know that they'll they'll do anything to not hire john back. Like, that they would rather have a fake robot eat it say her pussy is dry than give John a chance to write for them. It's the greatest thing ever. This is better than what John would have come up with. So I got to give AI that. You're starting to piss me off. What did Edith said, Scola?

What did she said that like five times? Scola? Come on, Edith. I'm really sorry to hear that. Have you talked to a doctor about this? Yeah, Edith, maybe they can prescribe you some extra virgin olive oil or something. Oh, Howard, you always make me laugh. But Robin, I think you're right.

I should probably see someone about it. Absolutely, Edith. It's important to take these things seriously. I think you're right. I should probably see someone about it. Absolutely, Edith. It's important to take these things seriously. Your health matters. All right, Edith, take care of yourself. And remember, laughter might not be a cure, but it sure helps.

Thanks, Howard. Thanks, Robin. You two are the best. All right, honey. So let's just break this down real quick. This is the script that comes out. And I'm not surprised by that. AI does not make anything humorous.

Sure. It's not what humans do. Thank God. Thank God for our jobs. And the idea that this would pop out and how we're just like, well, yeah, let's do this. Nobody pushed back in the writing meeting and said, we have better things to talk about on the show or better things to do? Can't we berate Gary or something? And Howard's just like, no, we're definitely doing this. He even had a vote of which one, which script was better. And this is what they're doing.

It's probably because the writers came with ideas. They're like, let's, we come back from break, let's try something new and fun. And he's like, nope, we don't do that anymore. And I'm going to prove I don't need fucking you guys anymore. Let's do this. Here's the problem that Howard's doing. You got a company paying you that much money and they own the rights to you. You just proved to them they don't need you either. They have 30 something years of your voice, Robin's voice, everyone's voice. They could just AI you guys. You could do the whole show from beginning to end and say your guest is Bon Jovi and your guest is Gary Coleman and you're going to have some digits on it. You do three hours and that would be the shot and they could do it with a high. No problem. And you wouldn't be able to tell today's guest is Richard Simmons. Well, it is how the fuck they put it. All right. I'm listening.

That sounds good. No, that's a great point. And I do honestly believe having listened to right. I'm listening. That sounds good. No, that's a great point. And I do honestly believe having listened to this, and I'm going to play some clips after this script that goes on, that I think Howard actually was hoping that this could replace the writing staff. I don't know why they would go through with this otherwise.

It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, and it's sad. It does sound like he's looking for approval from somewhere. Oh yeah, for sure. And you're going to gonna hear that but let's hear the rest of the script I guess even saying that I'm not gonna say I could say dried up vagina But I'm smart enough to say the juices like he's saying I can do the old Howard Stern show Yep, but I can do it now woke look at I can do I just feed it into this machine and we're all set I'll never have to leave my house again. My show is so bland

That software that can't be humorous could replace me and he's not even realizing that's what he's demonstrating here I need to take care and to all our listeners keep laughing and stay healthy We'll see you next time on the Howard Stern show. I just realized I'm an idiot I should not have set this up the way that I did I should have just played this for you guys and see anyone picked up on the fact that this was some AI generated script I think me and Pat would have smelled a rat I don't know soon we've heard enough Howard recently to be like yeah that sounds like well Howard Stern show all right so now in the script the show is wrapping up and they're having an after conversation about whether

or not Howard should retire and the show should go away. Bye everyone. The studio is buzzing with energy after a successful show. Howard and Robin are still in their seats sipping coffee. Fred is fiddling with his soundboard and Gary is pacing nervously. Robin that was one hell of a show today. Oh Howard you're terrible but yes it was hilarious. Poor woman though. Sexual health issues are no joke. Bababooey. Bababooey. Bababooey. I love this job. Bowie, Bowie, Bowie. Guys, we need to talk seriously.

We've been doing this for decades. Maybe it is time to retire. Retire? Gary, we're like the Rolling Stones of radio. We just can't hang up our microphones. But Howard, think about it. We've had an incredible run. Maybe it is time to pass the torch.

Robin sucks. She's so bad at this. All right. Are we sure that there was any of this happened and they're not just saying, hey, you know, AI is really popular. Why don't we make it sound like we did this? Let's suck at reading a script. I'm buying it that this was AI generated. But I could see them doing a terrible bit like this. And then saying like, hey, guess what? We actually wrote that.

What would be the payoff though? There's no payoff to the show anymore. Fair enough. I just don't know. I can go one more level of inception. What if this whole show is AI, but at one point AI tried to make them do an AI show while doing an AI show whoa, and

Because if they plugged it in so much What would they do because the tell all that this is like so AI and they listen so much Robin Howard said What a great show huh Robin Robin said you're terrible Yeah, he didn't say anything bad or vicious or whatever, but yeah, it was a good show. So it's like AI was so on board with them that it's probably just like, yeah, these idiots would talk about being AI

if they were doing a show on AI. You might be onto something. However, I do have to point out that the woman said that she was dried out and he said he'd get a doctor to prescribe extra virgin olive oil. And then Rob was like, oh, you're terrible, Howard. That's too much. Well, I know that was also pretty edgy right there.

It's the Howard I know. Done, done, done. Retirement or not? That's the question. retirement or not? That's the question. Howard, listen, I got tickets to see Billy Joel this weekend. Should I tell you about it? Gary, Gary, we're discussing our careers here. I need you to focus. Honestly, Howard, I've been thinking about it. We've made people laugh, cry, and cringe. But what's next?

Retirement blues. Howard, Howard, I've got a beach vacation planned, you know, sun, sand, fun. Gary, stop already. We're talking about legacy here, our impact, our place in radio history. Howard, remember? This is crazy. I'd rather listen to an episode of Cumeus Cucks than listen to this show. I can't believe Howard thought that this is something that he should put on and test out. Just the script is obviously terrible, but the acting is so stupid. And they continue it. At one point, just be like, OK, it didn't work. Let's just shit on it.

But back in the day, they would just shit on it right away. Or they would better. They'd get Gary the retard to play Howard, and get Beetlejuice to play Robin. And it'd be funny to hear them doing voices. Bob Levy would be Baba Booey. They'd have all different people being silly and stuff. And instead, it's them trying to be them but not being funny. Howard should have been Baba Booey, they would have all different people being silly and stuff, and instead it's them trying to be them but not being funny. Howard should have been Baba Booey,

Robin should have been Howard. Even go that way and project that and it would be funny. If you two switched one day and Chris played your role, it was being Carl, we get to see all the shit that you don't see on the screen. It would be fucking hilarious though. And you being Chris and just being quiet and saying one funny thing and then resting. Like, that'd be great. Like. No, literally, and that's a great point,

but literally doing this any other way would have been better than how they're doing it. Remember when we started? The shock jock days, the FCC fines, the controversies we've evolved That's kind of interesting the fact that AI would do the research and find out that the Howard Stern shows not the Howard Stern show anymore AI pulls from all these different locations of information about the Howard Stern show Yeah, and it's like yeah, those days are long gone.

The Baba Booys were a nice touch. Yeah. Remember the old days we got fined? We got fined would be the second thing you say. Why would you reminisce on paying hundreds of thousands of dollars? Those were the days, Robin. You're sure to miss it. Stern.

But Howard, Howard, I've got tickets. I sure do miss it. Stern. But Howard, Howard, I've got tickets. I've got tickets to go see a good band. Gary, listen. Stop it already. We've got options. Retire gracefully or reinvent ourselves. Podcasts, streaming, who knows?

And what about our listeners? They've been with us through thick and thin. No, that is not true. The listeners have abandoned ship and rightfully so. Yeah, it's like the view and then traded. The view is now edgy. Yeah, it's edgy because those people that used to like the back of the day are now in old folks homes and are listening to The View instead.

And art sound effects. Okay, okay, but Billy Joel, Howard, Billy Joel. Barry, shut up about Billy Joel. This is serious, honestly. Howard, what's your gut feeling? My gut? It says we keep going. We've got more laughs, more interviews, more outrageous moments left in us.

To infinity and beyond. Howard, for Billy. Billy. Gary, if you mention Billy Joel one more time, why I can't hear the announcer. Start over Steve. Starting over. End scene. The dilemma hangs in the air. The microphones remain off, but the decision looms. Retirement or one more mic drop. Only time will tell.

See, it never was resolved. Yeah. Okay, that's it. That was the whole script. I don't know why I made myself suffer through that, but I thought it was important to document what's going on in the Howard Stern Show. And there's more to this after the fact. And this is where it gets even cringier

When they're being real and talking about what they just did Before I do that I just want to point out. I don't think I've seen this user before on this 221 out of 336 is the username which of course is John's ranking in high school And this pad is on fire. By the way, that's brilliant by them for that. That's great, I love that. Okay, so they do that thing, and then they start talking about what led to this

and how they did it. By the way, the chat-chee-pee-tee script wasn't much better, if you must know. No. Did you read that one? Uh-huh. They're similar. They're very similar. It's weird.

Yeah, they're similar because they're all pulling from the known information in the world about how you suck and it's a really boring show. So that's probably why. If I was Gary, I'd kill myself because that may even AI is like, you're the most boring, annoying person in the world because Howard made him be that. It's like, he stays off topic. They're like, yeah, we're talking about this. He's like, I got tickets to something. And he just keeps yelling that. Even AI thinks he's a little worthless piece of shit. And yet he's still third Mike on this

show now. I pointed that out. Stunnery John's rolling in his grave. Always better than John, no matter what. This is them patting themselves on the back after that. Fred's had the actual acting experience. He's safe, he's safe. Fred's a real actor. Well, I was working on sound effects for this last night and this morning. Yeah, you did great. Yeah, thank you.

So Fred's telling Howard he did great, and Fred was working on the sound effects for that and having that ready to go. This is a guy who's always been ready with the right drop at the right time. And now he's working out of the head of time. Like all of them rehearse this. They read through it. They choose, they chose which script to read. I know I keep overstating this. I can't fucking believe this is happening right now. This is happening on the Howard Stern show There's only so many episodes they do I gotta ask more neat cosy feels about this, but this is the craziest part This is the part where I went there's no way. This is real By the way, if you do like the chat

I'll call it chat GPT even though it was a Microsoft if you like the AI generated script and want to hear the the continuation of the series, just write us in the fan mail. But if you've had enough of that and you don't ever want to hear it again, let us know. By the way, Apple is announcing new phones today with some sort of AI integration, which I'm excited about. Yes, that's what I'm waiting for, to get a new phone that has AI in it. OK. Why would you be excited about AI in your phone

after reading that script? To Pat's point, that makes me think that it is AI within AI. It's like AI promoting itself. Yeah. The whole thing is AI. Could you imagine reading that script and being like, all right, guys, write us in. Let us know if you like that.

And we should do more of it. Who would like that? It's terrible. Okay. Well, Ian, we all know forever. Everyone knows Fred is brilliant and Fred does all the drops. Yes. But they've never, they never go, Fred is brilliant and does all the drops. Fred had to go, I'm doing the drops through this and got it ready. Like AI Fred would fucking say if he was trying to be Fred. You're right Holy shit. I don't think any of this is real. It can't be I

Don't know how to feel we got to get Colin Joe's stuff One more clip on here because I believe this is a trial balloon I think I mean you could tell that Howard floated this out there like, guys, that wasn't great, but it wasn't terrible, right? Maybe we could do more of this, check this out. I should just get a three hour script from Chad GPT and do the whole fucking show, see if anyone noticed. How about Chad GPT day?

Yeah, well, let's get some feedback from the fans, see if they're interested in this sort of thing. Wow, see if anyone notices interested in this sort of thing. Wow, see if anyone notices. Howard, you better hope they notice. Because that would be the worst thing possible if you did a three hour show from a Jet GPT script and no one noticed. And if you're going to do this, if you're going to do AI, do it from the things we love.

Artie Lang is back on the show. Gilbert Godfrey is here. Do AI them. Right. Like making the show we love. Artie Lang is back on the show. Gilbert Godfrey is here. Do AI them. Making the show good again. Don't just do AI now where you stink and you talk about... A show about them retiring and if they should because they don't have it anymore is insane to do. Yeah, that's a weird prop to put it there. Yeah. And I guess Howard and Adam pointed this out brilliantly. He doesn't want any reference to his past because then he has to address it. But could you imagine if the AI prompt was the Howard Stern show and there's a smoking

hot porn actress in on the Sibian and Artie's there doing the anal ring toss, Lord of the Anal Ring Toss. Or Howard's happily married and not next to some crazy pita bitch. Like, you know, it's like, like fun things. Private parts is coming out. Yeah. Back when they were good. By the way, my buddy Mike, who listens to the Stern show, and I always ask him if I

should be playing any clips or anything like that. So we did the Tuesday after Labor Day, they came back, then there was a Wednesday show. I listened to some of it, but I didn't pull many clips from it when we did the show last week. But apparently Howard let it slip when they were in Italy that he had lost his phone and he's looking all over for his phone and then Beth comes on, his wife, and says, yeah and then you found it, it was in your room. They're in separate rooms when they vacation Yeah, that's fucking bonkers right there This is a loveless marriage that howards and beth is in it for the money

Wait, do you think there was ever love? She was half his age and they should yeah, she was attractive for him and it was a good time No, she wanted to have it. She wanted to be a fucking entrepreneur and all that and philanthropist. That's what she wanted to do. She likes hanging out with celebrities. She was she was working on the David Letterman show when they met. She was like an intern or something.

She just wanted to be around celebrities. And she's like, oh, Howard Stern, no celebrities. I'll just get with Howard Stern. But the fact that things like that slip, I think is crazy. Yeah, that's the thing I wish I would have grabbed. But thanks fact that they let things like that slip, I think is crazy. Yeah. That's the thing I wish I would have grabbed, but thanks Mike for pointing that out to me. It's official, all sizes of premium roast coffee

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Tom Myers is back! Oh my gosh. Running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do Tom Myers is back. Oh My gosh, just like Howard Stern came back from summer vacation Tom Myers just came back from summer vacation and I'm very excited about it. We start off of course with this monologue It's a longer monologue than usual. I I want a I Tom Myers longer monologue. Oh shit, we could definitely do that. Yeah, that would be great. I will work on that. Make a note, we have Tom Myers AI voice already in our Super Tip system.

All we gotta do is get chat GPT to write Tom Myers jokes. Tom Myers, Patrick Michaels, Super Podcast. Yes. That's your AI. Those two co-hosting a show together. Oh, this could be the longest joke ever This is my exit strategy right here. I never have to do a show again Great your workaholic. You can't know. I don't know not if these guys are doing it for me, so it starts off

The problem with this monologue I'll spoil this right away is that Tom wrote jokes about things that happened months ago because he's been off for so long and the entire Monologue is just references of things that like everyone's passed that now. So it starts off with the debate Not the debate from last night mind you know the Biden Trump debate From what was it two months ago now? I don't even know it seems like forever Was the end of June? No, I don't even know it seems like forever. No, it's the end of June Hello and welcome to a new season of Tom Myers versus the rest of the world

Well in case you haven't noticed a lot has happened since we were last with you this past June There was the debate between Biden and Trump on CNN, who called its debate between Biden and Trump two very different visions of our country's future. That's an understatement, considering Trump's vision has us all in dissident camps as gaudy as his golf clubs. I don't get it. I don't either.

Trump is gonna have us all a dissident camps as Gaudy as his golf clubs those two things don't connect in any single way dissident camps I get You know, it's like all this guy's hit where he's gonna throw you in the camp sure and then it's gonna be gaudy Wouldn't be like drab probably or something. He's gonna spruce it up. Yeah, it's gonna be like a casino. I guess I'll switch more like Wow switch People are dying to get into this place great And wire golf clubs Are golf clubs ever got he

Doesn't make sense To throw in way too many fucking parts And we had to mention that was on CNN's like you don't these details are unnecessary for a joke time We're not informing people shit. You're writing a joke. It's a monologue Great. Yeah, that's what we like about Tom I know I say every week and I give Tom more advice to stop doing, but you're supposed to cut out the clutter. Like you had to literally take your bit each bit.

You have to stop it every time you listen to anything and go ask it a question. Do I need to mention CNN? Is it important to the joke? No it's not. Okay. Pull CNN out. Is Gaudi a word? Do I know the word Gaudi?

No, I don't. I'll Google it and check it out. No, they're not. Okay. Am I saying dissident because I heard a Pearl Jam song a long time ago and I want to use that in there. No, I don't. Then take it out. Alright. This joke I think you're going to appreciate, Pat, because you are a comic.

The debate was so panned that both Biden and Trump look like two ill-prepared comedians who lie and say, yeah, I can headline and do an hour. That's for the back of the room. So that was a joke for comedians. That was for the back of the room. They're going to get that back there. Like, oh yeah, I've been there. Guy thinks he can do an hour. Can't. I mean, if you do tell yourself that those two guys are Chad Zoom hug and rate of veto, it's a good joke. You know what I mean?

Right. But they both would argue that they can do an hour. It's like, you can do an hour. Yeah. No, does anyone want that out? You can stand on stage for an hour with a microphone on your hand. Yeah. I can do a flip, but I'd also be paralyzed.

If he would have said Chad Zumach, then that would have been a better joke than it was. All right, there's more jokes about this debate. Of course, the media's reaction to the debate was... This is the crazy thing about this. Not only has everyone passed this and moved on, there's different people running for president now and everything's changed. These jokes are so bad, you'd think that this guy, Todd, would just be like, I don't need

to tell these jokes, We're past this. They're not that great. They're so bad. Do you think it'd be very easy for him to just forget about them and write new jokes for what's happening now? Which is a prolific joke writer and a monologue writer.

Like you would write, you'd think you'd be so happy coming off vacation. You'd be watching everything to the point where you'd have all this new shit. And he literally, it feels like they went on vacation a day too early Yes, he was supposed to do all these things. I can't get rid of these gems He's got to do it

He writes a monologue every week on his show and for whatever reason during his vacation the first week of vacation He wrote a whole monologue. It was like I'm holding out of this until September. I Have to ask a question here. What it was time due for money Well the last I knew he was a host at a Mexican restaurant. I don't know that's still the case I don't think it is okay. What do you think he does for money? No, I'm just saying How can he afford to take the summer off? Well, the podcast doesn't make it money when I say His comedy can't possibly make him money. What the fuck is it? Make it money there. I don't know why he has seasons for the show Chris it's screaming it's screaming itself out loud he's a teacher somewhere okay oh you think

so and he and he knows that if he does the stuttering john thing where he does the opposite and he only works during the summer and then not when he's teaching people will know he's a teacher right so he just takes that off he saves up the money it's not like he's buying more than one jacket that he wears in every fucking video he's not spending any cash on writers or guests or anything. So he just holds it up and sits there in a basement and comes up with all the new things for the fall season. I always wondered what teachers did. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Makes sense. Thanks, Pat.

Actually, I think principal uncertainty is onto it. His parents just give him pocket money. I think that's actually what happens. I think he gets an allowance. He cleans his room. He's 30. I think he's 40 now, no shut up. Yeah Right, no cuz he was around with Nick Muller when Nick started in stuff easy I thought in those stories Nick would tell yeah, it just felt like Tom was older. They were the same age He's probably older than Nick moment. How old is Nick moment at this point? It's probably 38 30 Nick Moen. How old is Nick Moen at this point? He's probably 38. He's 30s. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, dude this guy's gotta be 50s. I got 49. Tom's gotta be older than me. No, he's not I Google it. He's got time to get better

Yes You can still coach him Tom if you'll let me be on the show next week, please let me be your Ed McMahon. Please. I won't shit on you. Let me be your Ed McMahon. That would be awesome. All right.

Let's hear this one. It's not going to happen. Of course, the media's reaction to the debate was tone deaf as is par for the course. In addition to the hour of coverage of Biden's grasp on reality hosted by Katie Tur, there was the coverage of Biden's age and mental acuity anchored by Andrea Mitchell. I don't want to say that Andrea Mitchell's coverage was disastrous, but it's bad when the anchor nods off on the air more than her target audience. So the joke is that Andrea Mitchell is old which is true

The fish should be the show though. It should be him telling the joke and in carless Right you're on the panel yeah, I go yeah, yeah cuz any remittance old right so they probably fall asleep pretty easily Then the whole panel laughs again Everyone this is why it's funny. Oh, okay. Thank you, Carl. You go see a band and there's like a rock band. There's some sign language interpreter next to it.

It's like, no one cares what the fucking lyrics are. Why does this even exist? So I just looked it up. Todd Myers was born in January of 83, which makes him 41 years old. That's depressing. Yeah. What was that on? three, which makes him 41 years old. That's depressing. What was that on? Was that was that his training order next to it somewhere? I got to give it to Google. That's their AI overview results

for Tom Myers. Tom Myers is a 49 year old 41 year old man not allowed near schools to pull her 500 feet. It says he's known for his roles in Tom Myers versus the rest of the world 2020, Capital Comedy Connection 2011, and Schizofrendia 2012. We gotta do a series we just break down his his specials. He's got a bunch of CDs out. We gotta find them. I remember the first time we talked about him on here and then every one of your fans sent me a clip about that one quote unquote famous

joke he has about smoking weed and going to the grocery store. The bar got transplanted. And he wouldn't stop sending it to me. Yeah, you need to know that you got transplanted. The bar got transplanted. I got weed transplant sent to me for three days. It wouldn't stop.

My phone was flooded with weed transplant. And I was like, it's not going to be funny, guys, no matter how much you send it. No, it's funny now. It's not. It does get funnier. It's one of those jokes. It does get funnier because he always tells it the same way too. He's a pro like that. Yeah. He sent me several clips. It wasn't the same clip. It's clips from all over. He even says some purple

drink. You know, he always like fills in all these details. The 41 year old Virgin. Yes, I believe that is correct. Prison uncertainty. Okay. Let's get back to this joke. He fucks Tom Myers fucks shut off principal uncertainty. Tom Myers is swimming in Pus. That's why he took the summer off. He was in the Cayman Islands with Angel Reese show together and they were fucking you're probably right. Yeah, this is back to the Biden's performance at the debate.

Remember that guys. Oh, yeah where that happened Biden blamed his debate performance on jet lag After travel for two weeks, I can relate The last time I did a weekend in tennessee. It took me six months to recover All right, I can't explain that one pat you got anything for it no Like that would be a vagus joke because it'd be like a weekend was so crazy would do it like It's cuz he had to like Tennessee's I guess is stupid. Are they still stupid?

That was a thing back in the day. I don't see was stupid I don't think it is now because natural is pretty popular in like a destination These jokes are as outdated as this model. It like, I'm waiting for like a Polish joke next. You know what I mean? It's like, blondes are dumb, right? Right, but no, he was about being jet lagged. And I guess Tennessee's very far to travel to or something. But wait, where does he live? He lives in Baltimore.

That's not far. No, there's Seattle's much farther. I mean, I'm not a geographical genius. You're right. All right, let's Seattle's much farther. I mean, I'm not a geographical genius. You can drive it. You're right. But, all right. Let's, uh, here's some more jokes. Of course, the validity of presidential debates has come into question in recent years. In fact, the only thing that debate accomplished is that it made me nostalgic for the days when our leaders told me it was okay to inject bleach. An injecting bleach joke, Tom, in 2024. All right, this next joke. Let's let's

but it's not long ago. Again, Tom, if I'm gonna be nostalgic, he said bleach during COVID. It's within four years. It's like, if you said, you know, it makes you think of the times when they said black people are free, like, okay, right. It's a long fucking time ago It's four years ago Yeah, time doesn't understand how exaggeration works at all This next one I don't think he understands what any of these things are that he's going to joke about

No matter how you took in what you saw during the debate It's uniquely American that we can all enjoy it in our own preferred way. For example, I take a lot of criticism for the way I enjoy my debate watching experience, but I say this. If my friends and I combining strip poker and a drinking game for various occurrences during the debate is an American, then I can't wait to welcome fascism this January and our new Russian overlords

That's a joke of course I'm sober I use sparkling cider So the way he watches the debates his friends and him combined strip poker and a drinking game, right? Does he know either those things are? You don't play strip poker with your buddies. No That's never done. Well, and then he says he uses sparkling cider Yeah, so he doesn't know how to drink a beverage. Why did he tag you with that? How does that add to the joke?

He can't help a tag. He loves tagging something with that The overlords are involved. It's right. Why can't he just talk? I don't understand why he can't just talk. Like it's like, when I am sitting down and I am watching, just say, when I watch the debate, I party, man. It's me and my friends.

We're doing strip poker. I don't care if it's just dudes. We're wild that way. We're open minded. We're getting crazy. We're drinking cider. We're doing strip poker. I'll give it just dudes. We're wild that way. We're We're getting crazy. We're drinking cider. We're fucking nuts. That's not hard guys. I'm not hard. They're not hard Why should the cider be hard? You know? They always do the overlords come Coming

This guy is the fucking coach right here. That's how you do it No, that's a great point, Pat. It's something I haven't realized. When he writes his jokes down, he types them out, he writes them down, and then he reads them. When you read it back, does it sound conversational? Does it sound like a sentence you would say? It never does.

He should go back and change it to make it sound like something that someone would say off the cuff. That's how comics works. We're supposed to think that you just came up with that idea. Well, I help out young comics all the time though They get scripted because they wrote something and they feel like it has to come out that way and I'm like, okay Don't don't really like the script like if you're gonna tell me you saw Deadpool and Wolverine you wouldn't say that first They come out seen one like this. You would tell me about it. You make little jokes in between make it fun

Relay your jokes Tom the podcast should be called Tom Myers versus the punchline. That's what it should be called because he's never going to find it. The punchline keeps winning. The other thing too is he always comes up with the most absurd connections to things possible. There's so many things you can say. The way that I watch a debate is now a drinking game. You could come up with some kind of angle there strip poker strip poker is not a tv event No one gets together like go to cover watch one of their football plays strip poker. No strip poker is just strip poker It's not connected to television or other shows an Insecurity in his writing because he feels like he has to add something to it. That's he thinks is edgy

Doesn't realize how gay it sounds drinking games or edgy shit Or it sounds like if AI Tried to write a joke Yeah, yeah, he's AI too Is not real Is pat even real well I want no me I Don't know what's going on anymore. You're onto something though. This is if Pat said or Pat sorry that was very mean No, that's fine. That's my type did write a joke about the Biden Trump

Debate right this is my feel that's a coral I feel Carl created Tom Myers through AI they have something to talk about when people like just talk about John He's like nope your punish. Here's my AI Tom Eyre stuff yeah Tossable. Tom's jokes sound like your Patty C Cubs AI rap. Right. It started out making sense and then it went off the rails. It still sounded like English but barely. But we couldn't tell what he was talking about. Right. Alright so let's get a little bit more recent in our events. I don't know if you guys know this but there was an assassination attempt on Trump

and so a lot of people are making jokes about that right now. Let's see what he's got and then of course there was the Trump assassination attempt for a while. It was the only story covered on all the news networks that weekend as grim as the situation was, it did have one unintended benefit It pushed the hawk to our girl off trending on social media The benefit of the assassination attempt going is that it pushed the hawk to a girl He says that why I?

Toi-toi. Toi-toi, yeah. I guess that's the French version of her. The push the hoctoi girl, she's from New Orleans, that's how they pronounce it, off of trending social media. But that's the whole punchline is how you pronounce her name. Like her name is the punch, like you have to get it right. Yes. Just hoctoi. Right. But you can't call her hoctoi.

Hoctoi, sounds like a bourbonage de toit. Like you can't have that. It's hoct to is the joke. I should mention Hawk to his podcast just landed this week. Sure. New show talk to a there's an episode out. I'm sure we'll be checking in on that for sure. So yeah, even when he's trying to do these references, he has no idea what he's talking about. And this one, I got to say, I got to call time out for being a pussy on this one I gotta say I gotta call timeout for being a pussy on this one as a result of

Trump getting shot the head of the United States Secret Service resigned I'd say it's an appropriate punishment for allowing a political rally to be less safe than a Ted Nugent concert Less safe than a Ted Nugent concert Are Ted Nugent has known for mass shootings assassination attempts I mean name a rapper Tom grow a fucking pair name a rapper even the fucking country artists from Vegas would make more sense to that Well, not even that name somebody from the last 40 years

Don Ted Nugent They only know that I'm a Democrat. I hate Ted Nugent. So Ted Nugent? Ted Nugent. The only thing that I know is that I'm a Democrat and I hate Ted Nugent, so Ted Nugent concerts are bad. Yeah, I don't think he's performing much anymore. No, and if you do bring a gun to the Ted Nugent concert, he will beat you. Ted will beat you to it. He'll take you out before you can take anyone else out. So it doesn't make any fucking sense.

Travis Scott, like literally it's like Google for one second, people got trounced. It's very simple. It happens. Yes. bad things happen to concerts not that new to concerts No one knows about anything that happened bad He could have said Ozzy Osbourne and make more sense I like holy shit everything has to be in his dumb little world and like you can't Tom Sorry to look at you in the camera Tom You can't write jokes from your point of view. You have to write them

so other people's point of view get it. It can't just be jokes to Tom's head. Right, try and be relatable. Yes. It's almost like they have to know. And if not, instead of using all your fucking grand, grand wordplay, fucking try explaining something first. All right, well you're gonna love this one.

This is great. God damn it. There's more. Oh, yeah This is more about the Trump assassination attempt if there's one person who has to feel inadequate about this It must be George W. Bush. I believe he probably looked at that incident and went what all I got was a shoe Remember when that happened, yeah guy threw a shoe at George W. Bush. It's a great reference. You ever hear Nick DiPaolo's joke about that? It's one of the best jokes ever. He's like, he threw a shoe at Bush, but they would never do that to Obama because he would

just shine it. That would be a Nick DiPaolo joke right there. I opened for DiPaolo, he did that, and in the back of the room I was watching it, there was a couple watching, and the woman turns to the guy and goes Just this guy is just racist and the guy with a smile on his face goes. He's not just raising so much more That's just one of the things he brings to the table. He talks a whole lot. Yeah, that's hilarious. He's also very close-minded. You gotta understand that.

And set in his ways. Alright, what's here in the next one? So as a result of the debate, Biden's support eroded so much that he eventually dropped out. You know, in a rare moment of lucidity, shortly before Biden dropped out, Trump posted so many posts about Biden, that he's like me when I go ahead and clean out all my social media draft posts. Is that a thing? Social media draft posts? I'm not familiar with this. Do you have a bunch of tweets ready to go that you haven't tweeted yet?

Yeah, he doesn't send them. He writes them and he's like, not yet, not yet. This is not a thing. And again, to your point about being relatable and telling things that people would understand, when I clear out my social media draft posts. That wasn't a joke. It wasn't even a joke. And the way he got to it, he stumbled all the way to it. It's like, yeah, we get it. Biden stepped down. You could have just been like, Biden stepped down instead. Because of the pressure that was on Joe Biden, he decided to step aside and let Harris run. Yeah, we know. Like, assume we know that part, Todd. We do. Oh, fuck. He's writing

monologues, right? You know, he does think of himself in the, in the light of a Johnny Carson. I wouldn't say more update people. He's, he's maybe Jay Leno is like the newest guy he's trying to be. But those two never told jokes about Johnny Carson and Jay Leno They told jokes about people people who people were talking about it made that joke King shit like that That would be the punchline whatever thing you're watching it be that like Bill Cosby You can't go to sleep like it would be something like that not if I was Bill Cosby I would put them to sleep with my drafts from my Facebook.

Right. You can't talk about your personal life as the punchline. We don't know you, Tom. We don't know about your drafting posts for social media. We're not familiar with that. Yeah. And if we loved you, we wouldn't be verse you because we are the world. Like your whole show is like, we don't like you. Like if it's Tom Myers loves the world, then I would get it. But Tom Myers hates all of you and is fighting you all the time. So then why would I know your point of view? You're not Ray Romano. It's not everybody loves Tom Myers. It's very different. The opposite. It's, it's everybody has no idea who Tom is. That's the sitcom. I'm actually impressed that Google knew how old he was. That's amazing. All right. It's everybody has no idea I'm actually impressed that Google do it how old he was that's amazing

Alright, it's a different Tom Myers. I that's why I read the credits out there. Yeah, but there's no way but it did All right and props to Google for knowing that it's amazing good good service right there 41 service. Yeah shit This is the hottest Tom Myers has ever been Yeah, shit It's in his prime right now Here's a joke that makes zero sense. Remember this is a political show So people who listen to it supposedly care about politics that's all they talk about on there So this makes no sense with the nomination of Vice President Kamala Harris, Trump complained about his new opponent and how his campaign wasted so much money going after Biden. I agree considering that's money that could have been used to pay his legal fees.

That's not how campaign money works. Can't use it for legal fees. So legal fee thing is so old. Yeah, I write I know everyone's passed that it's like that way passed on what we've moved on. Do you I can't wait for six weeks from now the next time on this show and then we finally cover like the jokes about eating animals. Right about Donald Trump. Yeah, it's gonna be great. Four years from now. We talked about that. He talks about the first Harris Trump debate in September of 2024. You guys remember that

kind of remind us that what happened again? That's what I mean. All of this shit. If it was gonna work, it would have worked weeks ago, and he felt the need to hold on to it and use this for his monologue for this episode. And that's again, making it about him, because he's the one going I took the summer off. All right, assume I don't know anything about your show. I'm the first time listening to your show. And I just want to hear a political show with your hot takes. Why are we talking about the Biden debate? What are we doing? Like, okay, for example, and I didn't do this about myself, but I just recorded my fourth

album, which is going to be coming out pretty soon. And I did a joke about when Stuttering John was making fun of me on YouTube, and I learned because I watched Tukey watch Stuttering John. Yes. I didn't just assume everyone knew who Tukey was in Stuttering John. I break down Stuttering John and what he used to be and what he is now. I talked about how the biggest break in my comedy career is sadly, when I watch The Pupp puppet watch a retard watch me and I had to break it all down so they would get it so now they can laugh at Sutter and John I didn't just yell out

things about me and hope they knew so anyway I think I know me from to key obviously but let me tell you that you guys know to key right he's friends with a potato anyway. And Tom should assume that every viewer or listener is new. Yes. Because no one's ever going to check back in again. Yeah, it's not a serious podcast. And he's a comic, so you're in different rooms all the time.

You're in different states. So you walk into a room and you're walking into a room and doing a speech that no one knows what the topics are. You have to come in and so that they don't Laugh it's because they didn't get the information didn't resonate didn't connect He's got to give them the information you do the trailer before you do the movie and he doesn't do that He just gives you the ending and you're like, what the fuck was the movie pet? I have to correct you on one thing. You just said Thomas a comic Well, a lot of people use the name. It's very easy.

Comedy is easy. You go to an open mic, you write your name down a list and it's a comic. That's what happens. Oh no, he definitely considers himself. John's a comic. Remember, he's not only John's a comic, but an actor and a musician, all those things. Definitely considers himself one. Here's the final joke.

Get out of here. From his monologue. Trump has still dismayed that he now faces Kamala Harris instead of Joe Biden, mainly because his campaign sees that the states in which he was leading are now actually competitive. Or to put this in return as relatable to anyone who may have joined us from Jeff's podcast, I can't believe Donald Trump blew a sixth state lead. And now all with the show, please join me in welcoming Jeff Heisen, Gina Brown and Polite

Kitty. Please draw me a welcoming Jeff Heisen Gina Brown and polite kitty. So he referenced Jeff Heisen's New York Mets podcast Without explaining what that was everyone supposed to understand what that is only I do Jeff Heisen's podcast just said Jeff. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's like just podcast get it Alright, so one of the things I love to highlight on here is that when he goes to the panel He starts off by asking the dumbest question. You could ask three people on a show How is everyone summer or how you how's everyone doing? I was your week. It's like, how do you respond to that? There's three of us. What do you mean? What do you mean? But Jeff is always ready with a zinger

Jeff always has something prepared to say to Tom and this is no exception today. How was everyone summer? Tom I'm so excited to be here. I was on a call with second gentleman, Doug Emhoff, and I got off that call to be with you. That's how excited I am about a new season of the podcast. Oh my gosh, Jeff. No. Okay.

No, we can't compete. We're not ready for Jeff. No, you've been waiting all summer to say that. What do you mean you can't compete? No one even reacted to that. Who's second gentleman? Whatever. So he was he was on the phone with Kamala Harris, his husband. And oh, they're calling him the second gentleman like he's gonna be like the first lady right he's the second gentleman he's the second gentleman and for some reason Jeff Heisen was talking to on the phone

and said I gotta go man I gotta do Tom Myers podcast and it was so poorly written and executed that everyone got was that true or right they're wondering what do you mean what do you mean? What do you mean by that? Do you think Tom writes their zingers? That felt red. I think Tom writes so what the front of the same. Oh, that would be an interesting thing to ask Jeff Heisen Now there's all conspiracies going everywhere versus the Howard Stern segment Yeah, and kid anyone would say this. Yeah. And kiddie would say this.

So it was writing anything for each other anymore. Because the response of are we I can't compete is like what Robin was saying. That's terrible. Like it doesn't really fit, but it's there. You're right. That like AI, the reaction is how you'd react to something that was funny. Oh, Jeff, we can't compete with that kind of humor. And it's like, well, no, he just bombed. So you're right. That is how AI would respond to that.

It's not connected at all. You know what? I can't compete with bombing either. It's very hard. It's difficult. So it's not wrong. Well, Jeff, so this is another joke that Tom has prepared and Jeff's reaction to this, he loves this joke. There is a lot at stake this year. If this country re-elects Donald Trump, then the world will be in shock. So much in shock that Great Britain has promised to retaliate by sending

back Piers Morgan. The world will be in shock, so much in shock, that Great Britain will retaliate by sending us Piers Morgan. But wait, I thought we had Piers Morgan right now. No, I think Piers Morgan is in the UK. Is he bad? But he does do a lot of things in America still. Right.

I mean, it's not like, why would they send him back? Why would being in shock impose retaliation? Like these things- Well, you're like, oh my God, I don't know what to do with this I better give you Pierce Morgan until I can figure this out Also, Trump was already elected president and I think that was actually quite shocking for people Yes, if he was elected this time, I don't think it would be that surprising. Like well, yeah

I don't know if you know back then when Trump won the presidency. They sent us Idris Elba Like that was a different thing. They sent. And now we get a different English guy. Yeah, that was the big Idris Elba trade. They actually did send a Spice Girl to us. I'm pretty sure that it's a real thing. It was a Mel B and a player to be named later was involved in the trade. Again, punching up his jokes for him.

We both just killed it on his joke. All right, so Abby Mello is a long time co-host on this show. I have some really bad news for you, but then you're going to hear some really good news. With Abby Mello, not only retiring from this podcast, but also from comedy. I am the closest thing the Baltimore DC comedy community has to being a doctor. Abby Mello retired from comedy. Can you retire from something if you don't make any money from it?

I make that joke to people every time they tell me they're quitting. I'm like, you've never been paid. You can't quit, you're just leaving. You're just not gonna show up here anymore. I retired from basketball many years ago. I don't know if you guys knew that. So again, that joke is about the Baltimore open mic scene. Yes

You get it. I mean But is that who's listening? He's doing a political show for the Baltimore open He doesn't know he doesn't know I don't know. He doesn't know we don't know It's impossible to tell that's his demographic that hopefully the Abbey fans are listening But then right after he talks about Abbey retiring, which is a bummer. Here's the good news and With that terrifying note, it's time to bring on our guests Please join me in welcoming to the show retired army major former state senator former congressional candidate former presidential candidate and podcast host Richard Ojeda

and podcast host Richard Ojeda. Thank you, Tom. Richard Ojeda is a guest on Tom Marich versus the rest of the world and why wouldn't he be? That's very exciting. Tommy even says, I check out your podcast all the time. I'm a big fan. And my initial plan was to break down this interview. But of course, with everything Richard O'Jetta, it's impossible.

Right. Because it's just Trump's the worst. Trump's a liar. Yeah, okay. We got it. But I do have one more clip on here because Tom has an actual celebrity on his show. He's not used to this. Richard O'Jetta is on his show.

If you don't know this, Richard O'Jena was on Bill Maher's show on HBO. That's as big as Tom's gonna get and you can tell he's very nervous. What is this? So I know. Tom wants to be Bill Maher. You can tell. That's Tom's hero. So the fact that Richard was on that show and now he's on Tom's show. So listen to this guy stammering here. What is this? So I noticed that there's there's a lot of that going on especially with like Especially especially with some some oh, I don't hear time do that That's rough right there and he does edit these shows Because there was another 17 minutes that weren't part of this show that he put out on YouTube that were more of this interview with Richard Ojeda so I think he was a little overwhelmed

he's a nervous girl he is he's like he's smitten yes for sure you can tell right there what's Bill like did you smell him did you smell you have one of his hairs with you? I have a real quick update on Patty Broken Skull Patrick Michael he just surpassed 200 subscribers on his YouTube channel and he put a post out on his patreon that I got and it says Capone has finally broke 200 subs in just three weeks hopefully I can keep this up and remain inspired but I think we all know the chances are slim. I know y'all don't get motivated to promote or support my shit in a real way. But if you have been drawn to the Compone channel, I appreciate the effort. And in that post, he's already declaring he's going to get rid of it, which

sucks. But in that post, he actually posted one of the comments underneath his video that says oh wow your mom's house was right about this show and that was the thing we told people to go out there and say that they heard about him from your mom's house because it would throw them off he hates it when people bring up WETP don't bring up WETP don't bring up Carl just put on there your mom's house sent you and I think he was actually really proud of that because he posted it was under his the Shane Gillis problem video Oh, that's funny. So what posted on there so that's working Very except now you're announcing it on your show, which he's gonna listen. I did last time too. He doesn't listen to my show

He told me that many times You know that well, Patty keep up the good work man. He's so passive aggressive. It's it's crazy Like I know this isn't gonna work out. I know you guys won't promote me No one loves me. Get confident stupid Doesn't this thing where? He wants to make sure that when it does fail he was predicting it all on sure it's like when stuttering John was being catfished and He was recording the calls to be like, yeah, I know this is a dude. I know this is a dude hoping

It's a check, but just in case I'm gonna have to show those videos But then what turns out to be a dude like I knew that all along. He's like, yeah, you were engaging for weeks so All right, I have to talk about and I Appreciate Eric Zane sent this over to me Hoppy radio Hoppy hour with Ryan Hoppy. Does anyone know who Ryan Hoppy is? No. Okay.

He used to be on Rover's morning Gloria show out of Cleveland that was syndicated to my hometown of Rochester. And it took over for Howard Stern when Howard Stern went to satellite. And let me read you the description of this guy's podcast because it is a doozy. Step into the electrifying world of Hoppy Hour, a captivating and nationally syndicated in studio circus led by none other than the charismatic Ryan Hoppy. Prepare for an exhilarating roller coaster ride through the very heart of celebrity news where scathing satire meets the cutting edge of entertainment journalism.

But that's just the tip of the iceberg Hoppy Hour delves fearlessly into the deepest trenches of human experience, engaging in unscripted and riveting conversations about topics ranging from the sultry realms of sex and dating to the profound insights into mental health and the evolving landscape of marijuana culture. But there's more! Ryan Hoppy is your trusted guide into the fascinating world of planet earth's finest talents, spanning the realms of hip hop, comedy, radio, and even the unexpected corridors

of the adult entertainment industry. With each episode, the excitement of anticipation swirls for you truly never know which luminary he might have in the hot seat. Picture this. It's a sunrise rendezvous with the stars distilled into the captivating format of a morning radio show reborn as a podcast that has set the industry ablaze. Recognized and celebrated, Happy Hour has secured its place in the annals of podcast history consistently nominated as the best local podcast is 2015 and probably wearing the crowns of victory in 2015 and 2017 prepared to be odd amused and thoroughly entertained. Now that's AI.

Oh my God. That's something the expectations a little high. Yes. No, what happened in 2016? Well, yeah So the reason why we're talking about this podcast is because he recently had a guest on by the name of It's time. Zumach. Zumach. So Chad comes on the show and they start doing this interview. Now remember, in that description we talked about I mean you never know which

luminary is going to be sitting in the hot seat next. It's crazy. The gusset he gets on the show and not to be not to let us down, here we have Chad Zumach. And it turns out, you know, Chad used to work for the Alan Cox show and this guy used to work for Rover

and there's some type of rivalry because they're both Cleveland shows. And it seems like Ryan and Chad have a lot in common. When you have a dirty personal life and you're talking about others, like when I got fired from Rover Show, Alan was the first one to announce it. He views my LinkedIn all the time, but he's a bitch because he doesn't reply because he knows that he's a coward. These are the same guy.

Yeah, that sounds like something Chad would say in a different voice. He's a bitter ex radio guy. Like, yeah, bitterness. Like you get that just from that one sentence. You're like, Oh, this guy's bitter about Oh, he sounds like him whole too. Yes. Yes. Another fired radio guy. All sidekicks want to get together to be like, you know, you know, it's like it's like a lot of Vietnam vets who are like the war was weird. We didn't know we weren't winning. We weren't losing. No one remembers us, but we're here together, right? You also went through this, right? Like, you were a bitch, that's who you were.

I've been a third mic on many radio shows. Even if I'm not on them anymore, I thank them for the time, but who gives a fucking you move on? The hold onto it, because these dummies thought that one day they were gonna have the morning show is crazy. These guys have not moved on. And that's actually another parallel to stuttering John, who when Howard was gonna retire from Sirius he's like I should take over the show and be the host of the Howard Stern show on

Sirius. I'll keep Robin and Gary and Fred. It's like you really think that? That's what you think? You think you're the Howard Stern? But you're right though Pat all these guys I know I'm agreeing with you too much. All these guys come on here and they go I start off as the intern, I get the coffee real hot for people, then I get on the third mic and eventually it's my show. And it never worked out that way. In order to make it radio,

you have to travel from market to market to market and continue to have bigger and bigger roles starting in smaller markets and then larger markets. And that's how you build a career. These guys get on one show and they think, oh, I'm good for the rest of my career in radio And it's cuz they believe the personality But like did you ever get talked to by somebody in management in the offices people that actually make the decisions?

Because the guy on the mic just wants you to be a stupid piece of shit that he can shit on and no one even knows You're on the show like they don't really like they're not listening every day like you think they are. The way you're moving up is when someone from management goes, hey, can we sit down and talk about a future here? If you've never had that conversation, which neither of those guys have ever had, you're not even really hired. The guy who's hosting, Alan or whoever, was just like, I need 50 bucks to give this Chad guy. And you're like, who? I don't know. Does he get coffee? Maybe. Here's 50 bucks. Honestly, third mic on the afternoon drive show, I guess the next step would be doing

overnights. Like, but you're the host. You know, that's what happened to Sam Roberts is he was an intern and then he was a producer on the Open Anthony. And then eventually he got to do a late night show on the channel. And now he's the morning DJ. But you don't go from- If they feel like investing in it. but nowadays radios not hiring radio people They're hiring personalities and teaching them how to garden iPod That's why people are mad at me when I got jobs at radio because I came in as a guest they liked and only oh We want to teach you how to do radios and down the road. Maybe you're a morning show person But all these guys like we learned radio together. no one it's that's not the world anymore

You have to be able to talk you have to be really entertaining We can teach how to push a fucking button and we see how bitter Howard is about this We documented that last week where Howard's all mad that smartless and these people are making these big contracts When they didn't do pay their dues in radio like you're talking about and these people don't realize that that world is over What's nuts about this is these are two bitter assholes who feel like they were slighted by their shows. And Chad has this flex. And by the way, his live,

his show every day is live on YouTube. Talking about Alan Cox, the show he used to be on that's still on the radio in Cleveland. And by the way, his live, his show every day is live on YouTube. And it's been alive on YouTube for years. Yeah, he gets like 74 live views and I get like 400. So more people are watching me than an actual terrestrial radio show. So I called them out because I'm like, but nobody gave a fuck. Nobody cares. He ended up blocking me on everything,

which is so funny. Couple things here. First off, Ellen Cox is not a YouTube show. Your show is. Do you think you have more live listeners than Ellen Cox does? You don't. They put it on YouTube, they simulcast it, but he's on the radio, he's on a frequency, FM frequency. That's what the show is.

And he's probably also on Twitch, and he's probably on 12 other places because they put it there. Why? To cut video clips to put on TikTok and Instagram to try to get young people to hear radio. They're only doing it for the clips because in radio they did, they have to get the young people to go, why would I listen to this?

We have to get a hot little thing to grab them and go, this is the conversation, the fun thing. They're not, they don't care about it. That's just their secondary. They don't, they don't even know if there's views. They don't promote it. They don't go watch us on YouTube. They don't say any of those things at all because they don't want you to. They want you to listen on FM where you hear the commercials. Because the cameras aren't even set up well. They're not moving. They're literally just tiny little cameras in front of each person there, camera one, camera two, whatever, and they hope to get a little clip video so they can pop up things in between. It's a young

person who's working the boards trying to get people to go to the next mile to keep these 60 year olds working till they're 70. So the fact that Chad compares that and again we're not even talking about real numbers. They have 70 people watching I have 400. That's the same Chad that's the same. You're not in show business. That 400 people watching live I don't understand why people are obsessed with live viewers anyway. We do live shows and we leave the video up and then thousands and thousands of more people see it Chad takes all his videos down for some dumb reason he's an idiot and I'm not even shitting out But even Chad when he goes on Brennan the amount of was a thousand whatever there was 800 whatever the number is That's the amount of people that just turn off their radio to get their kids out of the car every two minutes to Alan I'm not shitting on him. No, he doesn't understand how many fucking people in a small area. The only reason

why radio still works is because you can't do local shit on podcasts. Like Tom Meyer is trying to do local shit on his fucking podcast. You can't do it because it doesn't work. You listen for your traffic and you listen for your high school scores. Right. Scorch is still trying to do a local show on YouTube. He's got all these local sponsors and you see the same thing with Aaron Im Right, Scorch is still trying to do a local show on YouTube. He's got all these local sponsors. And you see the same thing with Aaron Imholte and Steel Toe, local sponsors trying to do a local thing. It's like, yeah, stop doing that.

My buddy Eric Zane does that. But stop doing that. You gotta do a show for everybody because you're going everywhere now. And so you wanna build as big an audience as possible. I'm watching 300 Miles Away and I'm being told I can get a coupon to get wings somewhere in Minneapolis

What the fuck's that? If you ever need a tow in st. Cloud, Minnesota, I don't I never will no, thank you I'll kill myself if I need a tow in st. Cloud, Minnesota And the other thing that Chad said there at the end of that clip is he goes? Yeah, and I was reaching out to Alan Cox and telling I have more views. He blocked me This is the mentality of and no offense to Ian Hawke. He's at the Ian Hawke level of trolling. It's like, Chad, you should be above this. You have a show. You claim to be this guy who's hung out with

all these famous people and had a career, still have a career in comedy and you're proud of being blocked by someone. That's what trolls do. They, they see it as a victory. Like, yeah, I fucked with him so much. He blocked me. Cool. Neat, bro. A human being needs to remove you from his life because you're annoying. That's not a prank. Another win, buddy. Good job. Congrats on that.

So the reason why Chad's on this guy's show is because this guy is getting into the dabble verse. But the new thing, and I've been talking about it, you can say no pun intended, I've been dabbling in it, is commenting on this weird dabble verse. And it's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen, because I'm not just saying this to kiss your ass because you're my friend, but you're definitely the most talented comedian.

You and Kevin Brennan are pretty good at part of this whole thing, but you got all these wannabe midlife crisis 55 year olds that think they're funny and it's it's pathetic Dude, I don't even know how this all happened for me. I literally fell into it But I know for a fact for a fact on record clip it put it out there Like big j. Okerson the legion of Skanks all these comics are watching any Lieberman They're all watching what we're doing and I don't even know how it happened. Yeah. Well, actually I do know how it happened How did it happen? It was uh, it was a pylon with

Carl from who are these podcasts and whoa, do you hear that little reaction? This guy's like, oh, I'm all into the dabble verse. I can't stop talking about it and checking it out. And then he brings up my name and he goes, ugh. Okay, so Ryan Hoppy has a problem with me. But not even that. Okay, even if you say like he's a Chad fan, he's trying to be supportive and all that. Yeah.

If I'm going to get into the dabble verse, and when people say to me, hey, I mentioned it in something, what is this? I'm like, listen, it's too long to explain. It's stupid. You gotta go check out this clip and this clip from Carl and check this clip and this clip from Shuley. And then you'll kind of get an idea

if you're gonna wanna get involved in this or not. So even the shit on you is the only way to get into it is to, you gotta watch The New Hope if you're gonna watch all the Star Wars. You can't just start with the black kid one. You know what I mean? Like you can't. You gotta get in there to get, understand if you're gonna feel it out or not. You can't just start with the black kid one. You know what I mean? Like you gotta get in there to get, understand if you're gonna feel it out or not.

So even like shit on that, he should know who you are if he's getting it. If not, he's only getting it from what? Joey C and the Joey C dancers. Or whatever they do. And he even says on there, he goes, the only people who are funny in this devil verse, it's all 55 year old guys who suck and they're not funny,

but the only funny people are you and Brennan. And to that, I always ask when people say that Chad's funny, is he even trying to be funny on his show? I don't watch it all that often, but every time I watch Chad on his show, he's not even trying to be funny. There's no attempts at jokes. Oh, it sounds angry.

He's just angry. He's just angry and he's being a little bitch. And then he's like, oh, I'm funny and Carl's not funny. And the lies that come out of Chad's mouth listen to this finally, it was so to the point where I think I gotta say something and I just started beefing with him and Honestly, it put me in another stratosphere another income bracket where like I'm not joking like the Revenue I generate from these losers is fan-fucking-tastic. So he's explaining that when he got into the dabble verse, it changed his world,

another income bracket into another stratosphere of income. Now, I just got an email from Chad bragging about the fact that he got $345 in Venmo payments. As if I was gonna be upset that that much money was being exchanged between him and his listeners. That's not a lot of money. The fact that- From one person or overall?

From all the different people who donated to him. Oh my God, that's not good at all. He met the goal. He got $345. Imagine being 50 years old and thinking $345 is a lot of money. This is the guy who's just bragging about Being in another income bracket going through the stratosphere with the dabble verse I can't imagine what he thinks good money is because we heard him brag about getting money back from his taxes

He literally said an MLC is like oh, yeah, I do so go with my taxes. I'm actually getting a bunch of money back You pay quarterly Chad you don't work for anyone you shouldn't get money back. No, that's retarded You don't even understand the tax system works saying that he also bragged about getting approved for a credit card with a $15,000 Limit right this is what a 23 year old guy would say I got a credit card. I'm getting money back in my taxes I'm doing really well 345 bucks came in Yeah, I got 15 CDs for a penny, right This is this is not this time share. You're not gonna believe I can go on vacation once a year I can stay there for five or six days. It's nuts. You can't believe it

This is what Chad is proud of himself with and the fact that he would boast about it in that way tells me He has no money anyone who actually makes a lot of money does not talk like this, correct Chad is proud of himself with and the fact that he would boast about it in that way tells me he has no money. Anyone who actually makes a lot of money does not talk like this. Correct. It's never happened once. You're just like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm in another stratosphere with my income. So now we find out. I know I'm dating myself on this reference real quick, but okay, so in Caddyshack, Ted Knight, everyone loves that character. Judging from the way he's hilarious, but his character is funny because he's not trying to be funny. He's walking around life being this annoying weird thing.

That's what Chad is in the Dabbleverse. Chad's not trying to be funny. He's just being Chad and you watch his frustrations and go, that's funny. But it's not on purpose. It's just the character you need to move the story forward. Chad is very important to move. Chad, we need you to break your arm again, because we have, because Stuttering John

hasn't farted in a while. Okay, it's like, we need you to get attacked outside because, you know, Ray DeVito hasn't stolen a blanket from somewhere. He's always just the thing that moves you forward. He's not funny or fun. Right. We need people like him to fill a specific role.

And just like the world needs ditch diggers too, Danny. You understand how this works. So let's find out why Ryan hates me. Cause I want to know when he scoffed at my name, what's the deal with that? I'm very indifferent on Aaron. I don't love him. I don't hate him.

But you know who? There's two people in this dumb universe that I can't stand. And we agree on this. I can't stand Sounded like Stan's sister. I'm that Guy, I can't stand him There's two people in this dumb universe that I can't stand and we agree on this I can't stand that creep Patrick Melden and I have always hated Carl from who are these podcasts because he's just some opium Anthony nerd that knows all the keywords about prep burger and all these words that they

said but he's never worked in radio he's a loser oh the truth comes out I haven't paid my dues jealousy it's envy is what it is what it comes out to why don't you pay your dues and not do well instead of adapting to the times and doing? Radio, but the way you're supposed to do it now, which is in this format Chad used to go out to me for the same thing. He's like dude you live in Rochester Like what are you gonna do living in Rochester? Like I don't start a successful podcast It's way better than yours and where people watch and listen to you don't have to move to new markets Right these people don't you understand like Chad tried to get out of Cleveland and go to LA and then go to New York

And he's trying like make a name for himself like you have to do that anymore and you just do a show on YouTube and You don't have to go be an intern for five years and not make any money and battle through radio shit and politics When you have the skills and the voice to do something and you can do it on your own without having to go through people's jealousies That's what a lot of guys there's so many good podcasts out there who seven, 30 years ago would be great radio personalities. It's just not the time. The fact you want to be a radio guy there.

Why do I do it? Because in local markets, it helps me sell 20 more tickets when I'm at the stress factory in Bridgeport. It's Friday, you know, shit like that. It's like, it helps me sell tickets. I don't use it for anything else. I go, Oh, that guy on the radio radio sometimes so old people go to my show sometimes He really just showed what the actual issue is with me is pure jealousy because

it's this paying your dues thing that I really like to make fun of Shuley for you didn't pay his dues and Let's find out What the assessment is of me coming from Chad, who's obviously gonna agree with him. No, he's a total ball washer. He got popular during COVID because Anthony Kumia would promote the shit out of his stuff. And his Patreon's actually very healthy,

but he ripped off Jocktober. And he's not a funny guy. If you really watch him. He's not funny He prepares well, he prepares very well, but he copies up everybody. He's not a funny guy He's not funny up the cuff. He's not a good impression. There's nothing funny about him, but he's managed to make some money doing it uh, but I have no respect for him because there's Really no creativity coming from him now That would hurt it's a fair assessment that would hurt if it came from someone who had any amount of creativity

What is Chad ever done that you would consider creative? The Kumi a country lie The whole even that was it was done by the asshole from Empire. Oh, yeah, you're right before Chad every day The bleach incident every time he was jumped in on that shit. Chad's never done anything original at all. Now he does Cumeus Cucks, which is just watching clips and responding to it like everyone else is doing. And that's his concern. I'm not creative about it. Which he got from watching you. No, Chad. He doesn't know it worse, but they all got it. I'm not the first one to do it, but. No, but Carl, in their world you But they all got it. I'm not the first one. No, but no, but Carl in their world, you are

in their dumb world where they weren't on a thing. Even, you know, Brandon was late to it, but they'd never watched the videos or went to other shows and tied in the universes together. Like as much as these morons might hate you because you expose them for the dorks they are like they should be thankful that I will know about them more and will go watch it because you're like, look how bad this is. And I'll go, you know what? It can't be that bad. And then I go watch it and I go, oh my God, Carl is right.

This is that bad. But let's be lying about it. It's exaggerating. Sunderk Jatvaj is pretty good. But you constantly are promoting people that hate you. There isn't a more noble fucking thing than like hey This guy's calling me gay every week. Here's a bit on them I can't tell you how many times I get notes from people and

This is crazy to me. I still can't believe this is true I just got an email from a guy in Germany because I put out there I'm like if you're overseas and you are in the devil verse. How did you get here? How do you know about Opie and Anthony and Howard Stern and Stuttering John? It doesn't make any sense to me. This is very much a Northeast of the United States kind of world that we live in. It's expanded out to all of these different places. And so, yes, I've actually gotten those people who say, I didn't know anything about Stuttering John. I never heard of them I learned about him through your show

I get that all the time and I'm stuttering judge to be thankful that he gets Insulted for money on his show every day because that would not exist for him if we did not review how man who are these podcasts? Oh, well, yeah you like for every couple months. There'll be a guy from Germany That's an I everyone's show and you're like how the fuck did this guy get in here, right? Well, like here's hughes He it's like yes, we're land. I how the fuck did this guy get in here, right? Well, like here's hughesy It's like a different land. I'm doing here's a show dude. Here's a show tomorrow, right? It's great. I think I love you see but he's very funny when he comments and not what he's not shitting on me But he's great. But like I do I shouldn't even know about this world, but you are that hub that does that It's someone to comment cynically, but I'll drop it. Do you do a great job presenting?

But Chris is fucking funny. So you're smart enough to have a funny guy on your show too. You're not just gonna be by yourself this close to the camera yelling out loud about Scola. Like, you know, you have someone else funny on the show. All right, so let's find out. Apparently this guy Ryan isn't a big Opie fan. Let's find out why that is.

The thing with Carl that irritates me is like the jumping on OPI. Like, listen, I'm indifferent on OPI because he lied to me and said he would do my podcast, but then ignored my DM. Ha ha! These guys can't stop talking about how they're losers. Yeah.

They can't stop themselves. Look, I don't like OPI because he thought he would do my show and he didn't. Why would OPI do Hoppy Hour? Why would he possibly go on your show, Ryan? They can't stop themselves looking I don't like old because he's not even do my show and he didn't why would open do Hoppy hour why would he possibly go on your show Ryan quiet part loud? Yep fucking idiot So that's a happy hour Doesn't like me very much, but he's into the devil verse so that's cool Pat we're going long today I don't want to keep you if you have to go if you have anything going on

Is it more Tom Meyer stuff than I have to go well? I'll tell you I was watching a little bit of stuttering John today. I'm in right okay, and What happened was and I'm hoping this link still works, so he likes to take his shows down after the fact But if this link still works, I'm gonna to try to very unprofessional because it just happened today. I didn't have a chance to actually. Oh yeah, it's still there. What does possible sound like for your business? It's having to spend to power your scale with no preset spending limit. Redefine possible with business platinum. That's the powerful backing of American Express. Terms and conditions apply. Visit amex.ca slash business platinum.

Center Brian Karam leaves the show. Perfect. Okay, yes. Center Brian Karam's got let's get into it. That's funny, right? K says I'm sure Carl does do prep. I didn't have a big coming out yesterday, but coming out party on the show. So yeah, I was just watching this this afternoon. I finished up my prep and I just went, Oh, John's live. Let's see what he's talking about. Then the personal attacks began and the personal attacks were started with Pocky and Pocky

started the personal attacks, you know, and, and made it attacking, attacking my family. And then, you know, then Lady K felt it was okay because everybody, all these losers worship Pocky, which is kind of strange since he's a staunch racist and anti Semite. That's what we love about him. And they all started worshiping me and they all started following in his footsteps and doing the same thing. Lady K on numerous occasions decided to attack my family and the shit wear. And we have the clips of trailer trash Joe making the comments and

goofing on my children and of course the shit wear cackling like he always does. Okay, and the attacks on my family kept coming and then I attacked their families in retaliation. And I did that because it was like, all right, if you guys, you know, I'll give you a taste of your own medicine. Then I realized that it's stupid. Leave Lady K's brother Grant out of it and just it ain't worth it. Did he realize that or his attorney told him to stop doing that is what actually happened. That's the real reason why he stopped posting photos and goofing on our family members. But okay. And then still mentions them.

Yes. It's in my name. Of course. Yeah. You know that guy with the stupid Mountain Dew room. So as you can tell, as you know, if you watch this show on a regular basis, you know that I don't post any pictures of anybody anymore. Anybody's children, anybody, well, I never posted pictures of people's children. That's not true. You definitely posted pictures of my brother's children. Yeah. I remember seeing that.

Grand has parents. Yeah, right. We're all somebody's children. Levy's kid. Yeah, Levy's daughter, he had pictures of her while he was here. For sure. Yes. Yeah. But I don't post their brothers and their wives or anything.

I did it in retaliation, but I'm not going to do anymore. But you know, I stopped. Imagine wearing the dark Brandon shirt still in September of 2024. So stupid. It's laundry day. You can throw it out. It's over. But unfortunately, there are certain people that haven't had enough of the personal attacks. And for me, I don't call other people's jobs. No, you call the FBI. You call the LAPD. He literally tries to get us arrested. Yeah, he calls a comedy club.

I don't. I have never called a comedy club. Hold on a second. I always say you never call a comedy club. No, your buddy at the bar called a comedy club because you told him to. Right. Does that make it okay? And told them to. Right. It's a technicality. It's like I didn't call. That wasn't me on the phone. Right. Sure. Insolent show or threaten violence towards women or any such thing. I've never done that. It's not who I am. It's not in my nature. You know, if you want to do a gig, even at this double con number two, I never called. Never did. What? I had an attorney call to tell them don't play the tapes. So isn't that the exact same thing you're claiming you don't do? Let's pretend that was his attorney.

It wasn't. Yeah, it would be more noble if you did call and not someone else. Yeah, if you called and went, Mark, can you just do me a favor, man? This is really embarrassing. Can you just have Chewie not play those tapes at the show? By the way, if he would have done that, Mark would have been like, guys, let's not do it. Yeah. Because I know Mark's nature.

And how did the attorney find out about it? Find out about it. Cuz John told him. Yeah that's right. It's not like the attorney came to him and went hey do you need me to call any comedy clubs today? Like actually I'm glad you called me today thank you. He literally went to him and said do this so he can say I didn't do it but I called a guy to do it I paid a guy to do it. He's setting up a whole thing right now and imagine starting this with I don't do this thing that I just did And admitting that you just did it while you're explaining that you don't do this thing Well, once in a while he says anymore And he knows that he'll throw it quietly under his breath anymore. Yeah But they didn't they didn't listen

And that's gonna have to and now I'm gonna have to do what I plan on doing, which is something I'm not looking forward to. That's his new weight for it, I guess. Now I'm gonna have to do something that I plan on doing that I'm not looking forward to. So it takes effort. It's gonna cost money and take effort. I can see why you wouldn't be looking forward to that, John. You're a lazy asshole. I'm going to have to drive to your house when

you're not there and stand there and yell. Yep. And get a beer stales rep to stand behind me and film it so I can post it. Hey, Rob. Hey, how are you? I was just going through the, you know, how the whole impetus of this, I've done it before, but I'm just saying how like the, it turned into attacking family. And then in, in retaliation, I, you know, I would show pics of shit way as wife in retaliation. We wouldn't just show pics. You'd also call her a fat bitch. Talk about gross. She wants to adjust her to it too. And look at, I found a photo on Facebook and posted it. Folks observe. Yeah, right. It was that that at all. He was calling out my wife. He's gone out. She'll be swiped He's calling on everyone. Is this stupid shirt day? You didn't get the memo it's a judge trying to now pretend that he wasn't

Calling out Gina. Leave you a a girl he was trying to fuck, when he thought that him and Bob were broken up and now he's calling ugly. And now he's just pretending like, oh, I did was like post some photos. But look at where this goes. This is, this is actually incredible how this escalates. Because of what they said about my children. But now I have since stopped showing pictures of any wives or anything else. Yes.

Because I realize, you know, it's stupid. Yeah, it was always stupid. He goes, I don't like them talking about my family. So I started talking about their family. That's like a gang going, I don't like these drive-bys that these rival gags are doing. We should do drive-bys on them. And then they'll learn their lesson

and stop doing drive-bys. That's not how that works at all. He didn't realize he got his channel struck. He got like talked to by like lawyers and shit. He didn't realize he was gonna get arrested basically. That's like a murderer going I realized not to kill. Yeah, cuz you're in jail now. You can't kill people now. Now I realize I really probably shouldn't have murdered all those people when I was on the other side. You don't realize shit. He never realizes anything And you know another time where it stays Yes

No, and yeah, even when he's told over and over again and explained to him He still doesn't get it until finally he's forced to change his ways for whatever but even then he goes I guess apparently I can't do this anymore According to some people like the law It isn't worth it just attack the person that's attacking you The reason why I'm saying all this Rob for this big build-up here Okay, because the shit wear is now involved with it with calling the places that I frequent

Calling the people I do business with. Okay, I gotta stop right there. What business is John in? Pupsy, what's he talking about? What's he mean by that? Calling people he does business with? And calling a lot of people, and I know- Is he calling his Coke dealer? I know he's calling his coke dealer

Is surely calling his coke dealer cuz that's crossing the line in my opinion. Let the guy get his coke Yeah, he called you too Right. It's a calling you do my business John used to claim that he was on the phone with YouTube and patreon back He's trying to take my channels down Oh who he's calling and I know he who he's contacting and I've had to talk to these people because they came they're getting harassed and that is because the shit wear feels it's okay to harass my friends my family the people I do business with, the places that I go to drink, to eat, the shit way or feels it's okay to fucking do

that. So he's claiming that surely a guy is calling john's friends, his family, his business associates or clients. And also Stevie tomatoes, Stevie Tomato is all the places he goes to eat and drink. That's what he just said is what Shulie is up to. I know Shulie pretty well, not great. I would assume he's not doing that. Me too. But why does he have to wait for Rob Saul to be here to be disinterested in all this? Right. Wait till you see how John is putting on a performance now for Rob And then he does not like the way Rob reacts to it. This is great. Well shit way keep it fucking up

Which shouldn't you tell him to stop sounds like you're upset about it. I think that's the wrong message to send keep it coming Cuz I'm telling you right now. I don't have a very fucking easy temper. Okay? So you want to keep fucking with the people. You want to keep calling people I do business with. You want to keep contacting the places that I frequent. Then guess what? We're going to have a problem.

We already have one but it has been escalated. How is how is the problem between John and Shewley escalated? How can it get any more escalated? You know that thing we have? We still have it. Yeah, right. If you thought

that thing was a thing before, it's sure the thing. I like you even less. It's the worst wrestling problem I've ever seen right now. Right. You know how I tell everyone everywhere I frequent, stop calling the places I tell you about on my show. Yes. And it's been escalated thanks to the conversations I've had

with various people and various places, and you don't want the outcome. Trust me. I don't talk to different people in one place. I go to different places and talk to different people. We don't all gather in one spot. It's different locations. There are people, those people are in places and those places are things where the people

are. This threat written by Tom Myers. What's he talking about? No, this makes any fucking sense, but he's building up like you can tell it's all emotion Yeah, it's all active and robs falling asleep over there Oh god. Yeah, why did I come on the show today? Bad with various people and various places and you don't want the outcome Trust me and various rhymes with nefarious. Oh, I missed an opportunity there and you don't want the outcome. Trust me.

What's the outcome more content for the Uncle Rico show? I think that's what Julie wants. I think he's fine with that. Maybe we're going to have to have a little talk. Shit. Maybe I'm going to have to have a little talk shit way. Maybe I'm going to have to take a little drive to Alabama or maybe I'll fly and you and I will have, maybe I'll take a boat. Certain deal right now that stops in Florida and then continues to Alabama. I may be there in four to five business days. Remember when Marty McFly would hold onto the back of cars on a skateboard? I might do that. I can afford a skateboard.

This guy's retarded. But I digress. This is the worst smack talking I've ever heard. It might take five days or three, depending on how much money my mother will give me When I fly there I might fly through Atlanta I might fly through Chicago I'm not sure yet. It depends on what kind of deals I can get There will be separate several delays, but I will take the red eye. I will be there early. I might take a voucher if they can put me up in a hotel for one night and I get points.

Tell Silent Mights to bring the car and pick me up at the Alabama point around 4.30 am. Now it sounds like Joey C. Maybe we're going to have to have a little talk, shit player. Maybe I'm going to have to have a little talk shit way. Maybe I'm gonna have to take a little drive to Alabama or maybe I'll fly and you and I will have a little talk. Actually, I think the Gulf of Mexico is I could probably swim some event if I wanted to. The service. This is not I'm not threatening any violence. I'm talking about a little traveling. Yeah, I'm not ready guys. I'm talking about transportation You better be concerned that I'm gonna travel a far away to have a civil conversation with you and then say good day sir

Starbucks and we'll keep our voices down because there's other customers there. I'm assuming if I leave, I go there on plane, I can't afford a plane back, so I will drive back and then I will talk about it on my show. But if I drive there, then I'll possibly leave sooner so our conversation could lead longer or shorter depending on where you meet me near the airport. My point is what's your Wednesday look like? Yeah, we'll do it.

What are you free? Two Wednesdays from now, not right now. Two Wednesdays from now, how you feeling? You doing? Is this a savage, this is shit way out? No, I'm not threatening any violence. I'm talking about a little face-to-face talk. To stay the fuck away from my family, my friends, the places

I frequent. And let me just point out because this doesn't get talked about enough on this show anyway, is that John has blocked Shuley on everything online. He's blocked in his stream yard. Shuley can't go on John's show. He can't message him on any social media. And John's going, but I will fly to your house to have a conversation with you. This can be, it's 2024. This can be done online in numerous ways. If you really need to have a conversation.

He can't talk to the people he knows or the people he talks to, which are two different people apparently. And then he also can't go to the places that he frequents. And a lot of times I'm at Walmart and you can't go there I don't care. You're now banned from the places I shop. Have you ever been to Dunkin Donuts or no more? The places I do business with the the jobs I do stay the fuck away shit. Where I'm not fucking kidding

away shit way. I'm not fucking kidding. We're not funny. Yeah, we just got a lot of laughs out of it. Yeah, that was my first clue. Okay. Rob Saul gives zero fucks about any of this. This is where Rob comes in. He's John's ride or die. He's gonna help about with this one right now. I'm not fucking kidding. Let me tell you something brother shit This is not a WWE What I was watching before the show like I hope this is so awful we can play this

Is that the greatest reaction Rob's like yeah Yeah, I can get out of this yeah, and I will fly to your house And I'll see you in the backyard and then we get tea later that night. It's just like whoa Rob This is I'm not trying to be funny right now like oh you're not I Think Rob just hurt his feelings For sure let's watch that again Let's watch that again. That was fantastic. Good. It was so good Let me tell you something brother shit wire Maybe the Johnites are not coming around. This is not a WWE

I'm fucking serious. I'm really serious Well, I mean, you know I hate the job as you feel bad for Rob solid. I'm just like I wasn't supposed to do with this job Yeah, I don't know what you wanted to do He's supposed to be all fired up and fight your battles with him If you don't want anyone to like kill your quote-unquote momentum Don't have them on the show now. Okay, bring them in when you're done. He always does this He brings people in and then he doesn't talk to them

He just yells his shit at them and he tells them to be quiet the whole time. He brought that clay dabler. And then when they do speak, yeah, when they do speak, he's like, what are you doing? I don't know. I thought I was on a podcast with you. I'm literally the guest on your show. I assume that when you stop talking, I would start talking. It's usually how this goes, but I guess not. Because- We brought him in, I didn't know about this. So I thought maybe Rob dealt with something like with this with Shuley, like in the same thing. So he's like, oh, therefore I'm gonna have you on

cause you get this. And then Rob hilariously goes into Hulk Hogan. That was one of the funniest things on a John podcast ever. Yes. And his timing was great. He tied in shit. I would have let him roll and then maybe correct it up. But John just can't get out of his own way. But now, surely he can't talk to

Rob because now he's frequenting and talking to him. So now he can't even ask him about that, which would be funny because he's not allowed to, per John's threat, talk to people he talks to or frequents with. That's a perfect analysis where Rob has never been interesting on any show, especially John show never been interesting or funny or captivating. Finally is finally goes, okay, I know wrestling. I can roll for this. I can roll with this and John immediately shuts it down. Stop being entertaining. Rob. Didn't I tell you? Yeah. We're not here for jokes on this comedy show. And so we're threatening people with transportation. He's been waiting his own. Rob's, I mean, Rob's never been allowed to on any show be that guy who

could just yell something out. Usually it's like, do this one rule, do this thing. And he doesn't do it that well. He's a nice guy, but like this one time he's finally like I can go I can match this energy I can do it and be on John's side John can't have people on his side That's the biggest thing with John John if you agree John wants the world to listen to his story But if you agree with John then then John can't trust you It's like a guy who was like John a guy who would chase a girl and chase a girl But the second she goes, I love you too He's like fuck off bitch cuz I can't handle a lot like that's what John is John can't handle anyone on this side

It's that all the guys like I gotcha. It's a little joke. I won't I wouldn't be in a club that would have me Mm-hmm, you know you're just like what you think that I'm actually entertaining and interesting. I you're a troll I can't believe this is true. Yeah, John's like Rodney Dangerfield wasn't telling jokes No, I really don't get respect yeah, my wife really hates me That goes back to what we talk about Anthony Kumi a brilliantly brought it up that John's a character You can't write if anyone created a sitcom or a movie with this character. You'd be like well This is too ridiculous. I think about every fucking day which is why the devil verse is more interesting to a lot of people than other forms of entertainment yes have you guys tried to do AI John's I

think AI would kill itself that's the end of AI that was an experiment god alright let's play a game real quick and then Pat will get you out of here Thank you so much for hanging with us for so long so much fun Pat oats is here from at POS mornings YouTube channel you do a show every morning on YouTube not anymore. I got to change the name now We're in the afternoons again. I had the moment schedule, but we do Tuesdays and Thursdays 330 So that's what we do Tuesday and Thursday 330 at POS mornings We're just like a Pat Oates

With E on on me Bobby Tamburro. It's also on the show. So beautiful and let's get Annie in here a review girl What's up, Annie? Hello. Good to see everyone. Good to see you. Oh Are you ready to poke a dabbler with us? Absolutely. All right. Let's do it Cardiff is Favorite new game show the youtubers a poke. I just realized this new channel is called associate producer Ralph Poor Cardiff, or Are you ready to play?

to poke a dabbler paddocks Who am I kidding paddocks is a big star. He wouldn't hang around for this shit. Yeah Right again potato. I'm here. I'm doing this for you, baby Because you deserve it I'm glad that we all have made amends. Never! Never! Look up shit-wears-anon. More negativity. Yeah, that's what I'm doing now. Uh, okay. So now let's watch.

Now, this is the BS show, otherwise known as the Blunder Careers. And they are going to analyze Kate Meany talking about how they suck. Now, Kate Meany is 100% accurate on her assessment of the shit network. She's smarter beyond her years. Now let's watch these idiots tear her apart because she did anal once. I don't understand. So they would do anal once. How that's a problem. It's not.

Maybe one of you guys can tell me how that's not a problem because it's certainly not to me. The problem is ATM because that could very bad for you depending on how you cleaned up. I find it to be quite a bit of a turn on. Ew. How do you gotta watch Stuttering John every single day and just make fun of him? Like, somebody should just watch the videos of you making fun of Stuttering.

If that's like the brand you want to make for yourself, it's just absolutely pathetic. If that's the brand, sweetheart, weren't you fucking begging people to take an anal discussion offline so. Okay. Why does surely always have to say buddy and pal and sweetheart. That's fucking creepy man. I forgot this background. Yeah.

Sweetheart. She's not your sweetheart. truly. She would never go close to that tiny. What did john call shoelace penis? Here are your choices. Number one, Next, Schwoz. Four, Schlong. And lastly, Penis. Topo. A dabbler. All right. I don't know this answer, but I thought it was going to be Schmechel before I even heard the multiple choice. I'm going one Schmechel. Pat, what do you say?

Same. That's a word he would say. He does use that word a lot. Annie. Unclever penis. Okay. Yeah, you're right though. Producer Chris. We are polarized because I went lastly. Penis. All right. We have two penises and two Schmeckles.

How many times have I said that in this show? Figure it out. Al and Sweetheart. That's fucking creepy, man What is wrong with him? Sweetheart she's not your sweetheart truly. She would never go close to that tiny schweenie yours That's why Cardiff is good at this game. Yeah, he knows I've never heard of this sheween that sort of thing at all Yeah, I giggled at I'm like, oh, that's the funny answer. Yeah, she wouldn't call you sheween hot

It's hilarious the job that I was gonna fuck this girl Yeah, you can tell he's jealous just by that term. Yep. How dare you call my girlfriend sweetheart? Yeah And I'm before that when he's just said, uh you know, anal ones, which I wouldn't be opposed to. I know by the way, if you're giving that up, I'm in line. Listen, I know you're a child, but I would fuck you in the ass. You won't even feel it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I did it to your dad, Kevin. She would never go close to that tiny Sweeney yours I Had I would have a better chance trust me. Oh boy. Yeah, I tried to make you out Fucking shit cutters like who you gonna lecture about a brand?

So let me get this straight. Let's go to the shit way as logic here. So because she once had anal sex, she experimented. She cannot have an opinion. I think he was joking. Yeah. Really? Really? Wow. Get why? Well, that's the path comments. It just makes me not this. Does he really not get the things that are said? Like that's not what Julie was saying. You know, he's going, Hey hon, don't shit on me for what I do.

You're not living the best life. Right? Yeah. My career is me shitting on John right now And that's what I'm doing But you were just talking to all these morons about please don't share my anal stories Like you're also doing stupid shit. It's not about the sex or truly hitting he's not flirting They're not on the same show. It's the John with his glass houses Analogy is the same thing. It's like yeah You also do dumb shit on the internet that you shouldn't be proud of. So what are we talking about here? really

Wow Well, that's really taking so in other words any woman shit wear that has had Anal sex they are not entitled to an opinion on what a hack you and your show is? That's what he was saying, John. Yes, nailed it. That's a stretch.

Is that another butthole reference? Speaking of stretch. An anal stretch. That's a gaping analogy. Even for you. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you are man enough to poke a dabbler. And don't forget to follow me on rumble, the only place you can watch me stream live. Poor guy.

Right now. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. Very good. Great job. Eugene sit good dog Very good great job Cardiff as always Killing with the game panos. Thank you so much for coming on the show, buddy Always a pleasure. It was a lot of fun. I'm gonna go call Tom Myers and see if we can get on next week's show No, just punch up his jokes a little bit just some dumb out of time That's a new podcast for doing someone even wrote in there who are these open micers? We got to think about it

It's not a bad idea POS mornings is the channel on YouTube research for paddocks on YouTube Tuesday and Thursday in the afternoon Join us. We just talk shit about stories. We find the piece of shit and stories. Thanks you guys. Love it. Thanks Pat. See you buddy. So Something happened on my channel today speaking of Cardiff losing his channel On who are these broadcasters? Oh, yeah one Eric Zane decided to moon the camera And he went far I mean we we saw a lot was going on back there. I was just like oh Why would you do that and so anyway, I think I've I think I added that off the

the internet but But for patreon members That's that should be a new bonus Erick Zane's asshole only only fans. I can I can just see the comments now. We used to see Vic's tits We should see Hannah's ass and that we see Yeah, I'm not doing that even though obviously Annie wants me to Know Annie we're not gonna show he sees asshole on our patreon. Hey, if you didn't catch it the first time You know you missed out. I'll share it with you privately about that Hey, if you didn't catch it the first time, you know, you missed out. I'll share it with you privately About that

We've done it all we have done it all we talked about Unapologetically angel seem like a year ago. We talked about that. It's going out of the show We talked about Callum Hammer. She's always funny Howard Howard Stern, which is never funny. Tom Myers, even less funny somehow. Patty is building up the subscribers on his new channel. That's excellent. Hoppy Radio with Ryan Hoppy does not like meme. Very jealous, very envious, not a good look, not a good way to live life.

I'd love to give guys like Chad life lessons. Like you're doing this all wrong. You could totally change. Beginning with radio radio change everything in life by doing this differently We checked out John show from today a little bit and his new WWE promo We tried to poke a dab or you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show This is part of the show we play from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode Next week's teaser. Next week's teaser. Next week's teaser. Next week's teaser. Next week's teaser. Next week's teaser. Next week's teaser. This is part of the show we play from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next

episode of Who Are These Podcasts and I'm happy to say David Collins is coming back onto the program. I'm excited for that. David Collins was just at the Louis J. Gomez show when he traveled to Illinois or Iowa, somewhere near him, and I guess he got some exclusive footage about who are these podcasts at that show. He's gonna be debuting that. I'm looking forward to it.

And if you remember, David Collins came on the show and did an amazing breakdown of Bill Maher's podcast. And so this is the show that we'll be reviewing on this weekend's episode. Hey kids. Hello How you doing nice to meet you nice to meet you And you're Beverly of course now obviously there's been a booking mix-up because you're not even close to the same age

You know, what can I say? It's hard to get good help. How old are you? Eight. Eight? Yes. Wow. You look older than eight, but plainly you're not eight.

No. What a compliment. For some reason, Club Rand and Bill Maher decided to sit down with children in the F-Govs days to what happened a couple weeks ago. And I thought this would be something that would be interesting for us to To go through and break down looks painful. It looks like it's gonna be Very cringy. Okay, wait get ready for a very cringy Episode of where these podcasts this weekend coming up. We might have some other guests too I've been trying to coordinate something so we'll see that goes. And normally I would do a sign off and we'd hit

like drops and stuff. But we are running so late that I'm going to say, Amy, do we have any reviews that you'd like to read for us? Just one quick one for us today. Great. Comes in from Nate Dogg 66. LGTB Q I plus the best LGTB Q I plus podcast on the internet. It's hosted by a gay man who shares his LGBTQIA plus story really good if you like LGBTQIA plus stuff. I love it. That's gotta be a five star review. Yeah. Yeah. That's great. Yeah. John was a gay shit over here. John went on gonna show today. He's just going I don't know why people are saying that um anti gay ready to just do it thing It's just how Carl talks it's all pointing out is how Carl dies like

Chad you're not fooling anyone. Nobody is fooled by this. How stupid do you think we are? Oh, that's right You think we're as stupid as you know, I remember Well, thank you so much for having me on I I do gotta head out so you have a great day. Alright bye everyone. Thank you Annie. They can find me on youtube.com slash at WITGS. I do a video game review podcast called What is this Game? Check me out. Thank you very much. Alright thanks Annie. Bye. Bye. Bye. I'll say some voicemails real quick and then we'll move on with our lives. What do you say? Hey, Carl.

It's Ronnie in Syracuse. Just wanted to check in. I've been listening to scar tissue, which is Anthony Dekey, autobiography, the audiobook version. Anyway, I've been meaning to call you because I don't understand why you have such a problem with the red hot chili peppers. I think they're very good, but Carl says not so much. Then he says, well, they're good at this time period and they're not good at that time period

and nobody has any talent, but I think these guys are fantastic. But I found myself listening to this book and the reason I bring it up is because it reads exactly like Julia Fox's book in that he has these very vivid detailed memories of all these things that happened when he was five and six and 10 years old. And by between 11 and 12, he lost his virginity and he was just out of control sex and drugs and all this crazy stuff. And none of it is believable. And I'm only three hours into a 15 hour book and he's only 17 years old.

So it's absolutely insane. I say all this because maybe when you get done with Julia Fox with you and Blind Mike you might take a look at this I don't know but in any event this thing is just it's Julia Fox all the way it reads like a fantastic novel and I hope I made it in 45 seconds thank you fuck you bye. You didn't but that is interesting I'm not a big fan of Anthony Kieditas I think the Red Hot Chili Peppers have very talented members in their band I don't think that guy can sing with shit. I think a lot of their ballots are garbage, but 15 hours is daunting Yeah, 15 hours 3 hours any 17 years old that does sound interesting though I've been enjoying Julia Fox's whoppers in her book. So we might have to

Check that out. We might have to be who are these audio autobiographies might to be the new show that we start working on because it is fascinating to hear what these people think about themselves or what they did in their lives. It's obvious bullshit. Yeah or what they think people want to hear. I know. Like John. Like John his book was fascinating but Julia Fox is amazing because Julia Fox just got famous five years ago, six years ago, and yet her entire book is about everything that happened before.

That's like, sweetheart, nobody cares. You dated Ye. Let's talk about that. They're all playing Uno with Ye. That's all we want to hear about. Hey, Carl. I was just getting ready for work and a question dawned on me that I really wanted to ask you. So obviously you're probably like a Miami one, but what are you in Rochester?

Are you like a Rochester four? Call me back and let me know. All right. First off, sir, guys aren't numbers. We don't number guys from a scale of one to 10. We do that to objectify women. It's very gay to number a guy and give them a numerical value but

Fuck off That's as far as I'm going hey nice dog is calling into the show I'm going with W-A-T-P now, so whenever you contact me, please don't ever, ever let me back on the show because I am obviously the worst Doug and Meen Doug is obviously a lot more talented than I am because I'm just too nice. I'm just a silly, stupid who isn't really that funny and just goes on the show for no reason. So I mean, you really shouldn't have me ever on ever again. It's like I'm Mr. Mint from the Candy Land movie. Oh, don't ever call me back.

Have I mentioned I just did Good Times Great movies recently? I don't know if I promoted that on the show. I probably should. I would for on YouTube. He doesn't put up on YouTube, but it's under their podcast feed. What'd you guys talk about? Well, we talked about the garbage pail kids movie from 1987. It is a doozy. I watched this fucking movie. I took notes and we had a whole conversation about it. Check that out That was a fun time. I like Doug. He follows up with another phone call here That is how you talk Doug yes, you know to tell me that I've talked to you many times Talked in person few times

Hey Carl, you might have been better off just making up a fake name for who suggested the cool moms podcast, because we all know that the anonymous poster is Brian Johnson. I mean, that's who else would need to be anonymous for that one? Don't call me that. It actually wasn't Brian Johnson. And I realized that to the fact that I shouldn't have kept leaning into the fact that it was an anonymous person. It actually was not Brian Johnson who told me to goof out his buddy.

Joe Gatto is that his name? Yes. That cornball. It wasn't Brian. Oh my God. Carl, Carl, Carl. This is Nate from Flint, Michigan. I just put in a super chat with my screen name as Nate from Flint on John's dumb political

show. with my screen name as Nate from Flint on John's dumb political show and I just mentioned that an intelligent person should be there to debate with John, call him on his bad behavior and John actually went on a rant about the dabble verse and the people in the dabble verse. So Carl, let me believe for just a few minutes that John listens to the end of your show all the way Here's my dumb voice now, okay, all right. I promise next time. I'm not gonna walk up a slight incline When I got to to call you Nate yes, I work it out more buddy some cardio reps said holy shit

Mondays calling into the show Mondays has an excellent Mondays calling into the show. Mondays has an excellent doc out about stuttering John. Hey, it's Mondays. I know this isn't the dick show, but I'm gonna fucking tell you makes me a rage. Yep. Fucking New York speeding tickets. All right. So we're driving a double crime. Yeah, I was speeding. I fucking admit it. But I lied when the cop pulled me over. I wasn't even going 100. I was okay. I mean, I was going 90 in a 65. I don't give a shit. I just had the fucking ticket. the motherfucker charged me $275 Fuck New York. Fuck that cop. I hope we get fucking aid from the strap on his wife. Fucks him with Wow Fucking David fuck New York

Can you get aids from getting pegged by your wife? He does anything's possible. I always assumed Mondays was more subdued. He's fired up right there. I wouldn't expect him to be like a guy who drives real fast and gets all fired up. Yeah, don't speed in New York. They will take all of your money. They can't wait for it. That is for sure. Oh, Lady Babylon is calling in.

Oh, you're a Lady Babylon. Oh, I sure do. Hey, Carl. Lady Babylon here. Listen, I was just examining some more of the ancient texts looking for the hamburger last name. And much to my surprise, it's mentioned prominently. In fact, in one passage, I quote, and Jesus said unto his followers, I have met the hamburgers. I found them to be a family of club-footed dickheads, avoided all costs."

Wow! End quote. So Carl, just wanted to congratulate you on living up to that proud hamburger last name. I'm club-fucking-footed, you ass-white. All right, Lady Bab- lady bad while we really got under his skin didn't waste he's see worth revisiting at all what do you think Chris yeah yeah he's a lot it's a lot is a lot so it's a small dose kind of circle back yeah I like him like a Jerry Banfield segment Jerry Banfield or I was

also thinking about yes Yes. Yes. What's your name? Frenchy Frenchy Frenchy Hanna. Hey, I'm just listening to point devil point. And I got some insight into John's tattoo. Please. I don't know why nobody else figured this out yet. Okay. I've been in the body art industry for over a decade now real simple the good looking version of that photo is the reference photo John brought into a hack artist and That hack artist gave John the hack version of that which he definitely didn't pay anywhere near

$1,200 for for 13 or tip whatever that was 250 $300 version of what would have been a halfway decent tattoo yeah that's all it is pack artist stole the image did his version of it and surprised there's not a nipple on it okay that's a it's a theory I've heard before. I think that a lot of people think that that's a possibility that the nice looking version of it's not his arm. Yeah, I don't think it is not his tattoo. Very possible. Here's another theory coming in.

Hey, Carl, from Minnesota. One last time I just had a thought regarding John's tattoo. If that is in fact the same tattoo from the photos, I've only kind of briefly glanced them on Reddit. Anyway, the only other explanation of why they look wildly different is a fairly simple one. I'm surprised I haven't heard anybody point it out. John's an alcoholic. Alcohol is a blood thinner.

Yep. pointed out John alcoholic alcohol is a blood thinner yeah so if you get drunk immediately after getting a fresh tattoo you are more likely to bleed out at the vacant so it probably looks pretty shitty because you went home and got shit face that even yeah that's Minnesota okay good thought call me back that's a good thought Matt from Minnesota I'm sure they do tell you not to drink while you're getting a tattoo or after you get a tattoo Everyone does though. Yeah It's not uncommon

I've got one very small tattoo and it was just to shut my girlfriend up at the time Who was doing the tattoo and she's like, oh, yeah, you're gonna want a few beers during this She would say okay Yeah, I followed her. She's a pro now Like all these football experts got the show Chad KB who's probably never been near a football helmet She know the Gino where Gino went oh and four with his picks oh and four you suck Gino you're not a stand-up. Peace. All right people very critical of these football shows people are putting out

producer Chris yeah man people complain that I talk about oh we gotta get out of here we're going long people say Carl there's no time limit why are you complaining about this? It's because I have to pee That's the reason thanks all for hanging out. Thanks for being here with us. Thanks for hanging till the end until next time Go fuck yourselves have a good week Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. A plane has hit. I rewatch at Carly. Boom. Danny Crutcher said he'd leave CAL TILT for $100 a day.

Is that true Doom? Doom would know. I have not seen the clip yet. Play the clip! Cock sucker.